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The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04
The Park Avenue News.

Inc FarK AVeEue NEWS
Weather. Chestnuts.
Exter! Another big Strike! Last
Sundey mite Benny Potts, Reddy Mer-
fly, Pubs Simkins, Sa mCross, and Ed
Wernick decided not to go to skool
eny more unless it started hour la
ter and left out hour earlier, but
Monday morning they was all in skooi
as usual, saying they would wait till
they was organized stronger.
Sissiety. Miss Mary Watkins is
lerning horseback riding on a pony,
getting along so good that she has
stopped being afraid of falling off
,lready so she can give all her atten-
ton to lodging the bumps.
Spoarts. Pubs Simkins, waite lOl
pounds, wunts to challenge eny kid
hissize to waying contest, the loser
to pay all Expenses.
Pome by Skinny Martin
Advice to Beginners
Never swaIlo a sour ball rite down
hole
Vile thinking of sumthing elts,
Always keep your mind on it careful
ly
Till it either kracks or melts.
1ntristing Facks About Intristing
People. Leroy Shooster loves olives
and wishes he lived sumwares ware
all you half to do is pick them off Of
trees irregardless Of price insted Of
having to slide one out Of a bottle
at a picnick and then pass the bot
lie.
ADVERTISEMENT wy waste time
polish your own froot? We polish
appels and bannannas to look as good
as a froot stand without the use of
soap. Charges reasonable. The Ed
Wernick and Lew Davis Froot Pol
ishing Co.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04
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of holes he'd made in two;
He praised the Vardon pivot and the
Vardon follow through.
He held me in corner while he raved
about his play,
He was on his favorite topic and
couldn't get away.
He talked of drives and brassies, and
of irons from the rough.
OF his troubles with the putter he
could hardly say enough.
He told of holes he'd taken by some
shrewd and clever stroke
His speech came fast and furious, ]
thought the man would choke
Then I opened wide the window and /
shouted: Get a cop!
I've got this golf bug started and
cannot make him stop"
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04
Roads Only Go
Back to Old Time


DETROIT, Nov. 1,-(By United
Press. When the rest of Michigan
went back to Central Time October
26, Detroit did not change her clocks,
adopting Eastern Time. This, how
ever, applies only to business in the
city, all railroads and allied industries
reverting to the Central schedule.
Several of Detroit's suburbs, re-
Numbering other years of difficulties
because of the difference in time, have
resolutions under consideration now
for adopting Eastern time when the
city goes on the new schedule.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

have no rags for our backs; it's no
world for boosters; our hens are all
ROSTERS, our milk cows won't get
down to tacks. The gods are against
us, they've herded and fenced US pref
pairing to hand us jolt; the futures
alarming, so let's be arming, for an
archy, riot, revolt. And yet we're SC
silly we heed not the chilly and omi-
nous words of the seers; we're jok-
ing and playing while doing our hay
ing, and yipping and wagging our
ears. The talk Of disaster, it seems,
cannot master the natural pep of the
soul; we ought to be dropping, but
gayly we're whooping while laying in
cordwood and coal.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

movement to old clothing decorated with
patches is gaining ground in England where it is said
that it halls from the United States Whenever the Brit
ish want to do something mot good form, don't you
know" they lay its origin upon this country and then
go ahead with it 1t does not hurt us and saves their
pride, so we ought to be willing to stand for it.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Prophecy.
The prophets affecting are always
predicting that evils are coming to
pass; the oil we are pumping is billed
for a slumping, and soon We won't
have any gas. The prophets are vail
ing that coal mines are failing and
soon we'll have nothing to burn; we'll
sit up and shiver from wishbone to
liver, and wish that old times might
return. Our lands are exhausted and
husbandry's frosted, and soon we'll
have nothing to eat; there's. not
enoungh leather to make good
tether, and there'll be no shoes for
our feet. The sheep are not bearing
the wool for our wearing, and we'll
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Bar silver is selling at $128 ounce, yet it is only
twentythree years since the whole country was crazy
about doing something for silver" What is needed
now is to do something for go do bring it up again to
the sacred ratio of 16 to We have too much of it, and
the thing to do is to get rid of half We have We are
entirely too rich for our own good.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

The fears of the British, fears not unknown else
where, that the Germans about to dump n great
quantity of goods their market at runous prices have
been somewhat allayed by discovery that Germany has
great collection of goods to dump and mighty little
raw material just now from which to make them
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

LOST:-Last Thursday on streets of
Greeneville, deed from DR.. Naff to
Tom Fry for vacant lot. Finder
will return to Bee Hive and re-
ceive reward. 1876.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04
THE GOLF BUG.

spoke about the weather but he an
swered not a word.
He looked across the distance like a
man who hadn't heard.
| thought the league of nations was
a topic he'd discuss
But he wasn't interested in our latest
verbal fuss.
He was cold and strange and silent
till | mentioned golf, and 10!
His eyes began to twinkle and his
words began to flow.
He talked about his struggles with the
Royal, Ancient game;
He told of pros he'd been to and he
called them all by name;
He talked of shots he'd mastered and
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

CASH F )R OLD FALSE TEETH
Broken or not) We pay $500 to
$500 per set. Also actual value
for Diamonds, Watches, Bridge
work, Crowns, Old Gold, Silver
and Platinum. Send at once and
receive cash by return mail. Your
goods returned if price is unsatis-
factory Mazer Bros, Dept. E.
2O07 S. Fifti street, Philadelphia,
Pa. 2-148 t. (.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

The Krupp works going to make grain harvesters.
For years they made Big Bertha harvesers for the
that sprang up from the dragons teeth Germany sowed
The new kind are better.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

President Wilson threw another hand grenade into tn,
concave of statesmen the other end of the avenue
and then leaned back his pillow and smiled
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

We want in the movies next week picture of tho
House when the veto struck it like crack of lightning
the press had it,
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

There are $4,000 young in the American Legion
all voters; and voters with well-defned opinions.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

In hve-room apartment at $50 you still have
thing of the air of "Home, Suite Home" Ell?
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

One be amused at of lost temper if one is
not the Of it.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Constitution 1872 years old. 1t is the last hundred
years that are the worst-when the amendments begin
to in.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

The soldiers land bill is urged a remedy for the
great unrest It may be easier to land the land bin for
the soldiers than to land the soldiers for the land.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

One wonders whether they made as many Jokes
Russia about John Barleycornun the antivodka ukast
ceased to be a joking matter
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Ultimate of uselessness scoding mob after it has
mobbed but conscientious writers will do it.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

So many things in this world are a "sham" only be-
cause we misunderstood them in the first place
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

One might like to write of dAnnunzo oftener but that
apostrophe requires good deal of pains.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Be careful Atomic energy once released would en-
danger the existence of the earth Don't exasperat
anybody too much.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Nearly all theories fail to work because human fai-
bity is not reckoned with
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Anyone would be young enough if young folks would
only concede it.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

II man takes your advice and loses out it cures him
Of asking you for advce-and cures you of giving it,
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Two-dollar bills said to be unlucky. We say they
are People are always giving you change for one for
them.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Just how wet how dry presidential candidate
be and get in?
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

profitable industry in Mexico that is gaining on tn
oil bonanzas: kidnapping for ransom.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Next sumptuary drive may be against the fashion
changing more than once in five years Why not?
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Trouble politician encounters with his to the grass
roots is that he hears so many contradictions
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

No mans biography is properly written unless it con-
tains criticism Adulation alone isn't biography
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Never plot. 1t requires too much of the intimacy Of
rascality
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Some people think heaven is situated somewhere above
the earth; others locate it down in the wine cellar
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

captain of industry shouldn't be surprised at fire.
quent insubordnation in the ranks
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

But why not give Japan the Armenian mandate? She's
just as near--and likes foreign intervention.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

That idea of supermen is too previous. 1t requires
a century two of eugencs first
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04
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FOR SALE:--Five passenger Ford
car in good condition. C. NJ. Bran
nan. 1877. (
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

Entered at the pOstocs at Greensvs Tenn Is second
class matter.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

WANTED Used cars of all max
es. City Car Exchange. 1876 I. +.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04
RAILROAD SCHEDULES
Schedule time Of passenger h ains
leaving GTseneville, Tens
The following schedule figures pub
iished as information and not
guaranteed.
SOUTHERN RAILROAD

OOO TENN HALLWAY
Eastbound.
4:25 am Mem. Wash. l :35 am
7:05 am. Knox. Bristol 8:O5 pm
1870 mn. YIN. O.--4:5S pm.
5:O4 PM N. Y.-Mem.- 1856 am
6:12 pm. Knox Bristol 1877 am.
UNITED STATES
RAILROAD ADMINISTRATION
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-04

PUBLISHED DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
W. T. LYON, Editor and Proprietor.
SubscrDtiOn Rates,
Daily Subscripton-By Carrier, 15c week, SOC month
By Mail Outside of Grsenevile-4Oc month; Toe for
months; 81. SO for 6 months; $500 for the year.
Entered at the pOstocs Greensvs Tenn g second
class matter
Never plot 1t requires too much of the intimacy Of
rascality.
Just how wet how dry can a presidential candidate
be and get in?
Anyone would be young enough if young folks would
only concede it.
One can be amused at of lost temper If one is
not the cause of it.
Nearly all theories fail to work because human fall
bilty is not reckoned with
That idea of supermen is too previous. 1t require:
century or two of eugenics first
captain of industry shouldn't be surprised at fire.
quent INSTRUMENTATION in the ranks.
profitable industry in Mexico that is gaining on tn:
oil bonanzas kidnapping for ransom.
One might like to write of dAnnunzio oftener but tina
apostronhe rpouires good deal If Mains
In hve-room apartment at $50 you still have some
thing of the air of "Home Suite Home" Ell?
Ultimate of useessness is scoding mob after hs
mobbed; but conscientious writers will do it.
But why not give Japan the Armenian mandate? She!
just as near-and likes foreign Intervention.
Trouble politician encounters with his the grass
roots is that he hears many contradictions.
Some people think heaven is situated somewhere abov,
the earth others locate it down in the wine cellar
Next sumptuary drive may be against the fashion
changing more than in five years. Why not?
So many things in this world are "sham" only be-
misunderstood them in the first place.
There are $4,000 young men in the American Legior
all voters; and voters with weldefned opinions.
IL man takes your advice and loses out it cures hin
OF asking you for advice-and you of giving it,
No mans biography is properly written unless it con
tains criticism. Aduation alone isn't biography
Twodollar bills said to be unlucky. We say the,
People always giving you change for a one fol
them.
Constitution is 1872 years old 1t is the last hundred
years that the worst-when the amendments begin
to in.
Be careful: Atomic energy once released would en-
danger the existence of the earth Don't exasperat
anybody too much.
We want in the movies next week picture of the
House when the struck it like crack of lightning
the press had it.
One wonders whether they made as many Jokes
Russia about John Bareycornunt the antivodka ukase
ceased to be joking matter
President Wilson threw another hand grenade into the
conclave of statesmen at the other end of the avenue
and then leaned back his pillow and smiled
The fears of the British, fears not unknown else.
where, that the Germans about to dump great
quantity of goods their market runous prices have
been somewhat aayed by discovery that Germany has
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-12-01
WAR ON SPEEDERS

For the curbing of the speed
mania in Richmond. Colonel William
NJ. Myers. director of the depart
ment of public safety. is having
prepared by the city attorney an
ordinance with such teeth in it as,
he thinks, will deter irresponsible
persons from satisfying their thirst
for reckless driving.
With the first offense. the Of
fender. in addition to the imposi-
ton Of the fine row provided. would
under this proposed law be required
TO PIT un u bond Of $500 to be for
feited upon second conviction. and
be further subjected to u revnca ton
of hl= permit to operate machine
fer minimum period of twelve
months. the revocation to he in the
discretion Of the official vested with
that authority: with the second Of
fence. the offender. in addition TO
the fine and the forfeiture of the
$500, shall have his permit revoked
ard none other will II any time be
granted for operation in Richmond
Specders outnumher all othe,
classes of offenders brought before
the Police Court of : Alexandria
One man who WAS charged with
this offense on Saturday afternoon
forfeited $40 collateral BY failing to
appear. and another was brought in
shortly after ten O'Clock this morn
ing for operating his car 1T an IN
lawful speed in RoSemont. He was
fined $40,
Zines amounting to ss27,5o were
collected during the month of No
ven1ber large percentage OF
which was from speeders and others
violating the traffic law.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-12-01
Bull, of Melfa. on, the Eastern Shore,


Bull, Of Melfa, on, the Eastern Shore,
has engaged seaplane and is con-
veying Mrs. Bull here by the air
route.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bull made their first
trip to Richmond early in the week,
coming and returning to their home at
Melfa within the day. After her ride
through rhe air, Mrs Bull, according
to dispatches from Melfa, pronounced
the plane as the most comfortable
means Of travelling she has encount-
cred
The machine, which is known as
THE Albatross,' was formerly the A
$3.50 of the United States Navy *nd
OH its first trip TO Richmond was
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-12-01
KILLED BY STORM
Several Important Towns Suffer
Thousands of Dollars Loss I!
to Property

(, Indianapolis, Dec. 1.-Two men
dpadriri indianapolis, ! woman kill
ed at Muneie, and thousands of,dol-
lars damage to property was the
toll ola Windstorni that swept the
State of Indiana Saturday after
noon. Scores of men, women and
children, in Indianapolis were more
or .less. seriously injured on the
streets, when thc Wind reached its
greatest velocity.
Those killed in indianapolis were
Everett. Morris, 81 years old, who
was electrocutcd by a fallen wire,
and George Mock, AZ years old, who
was blown from ladder on which
he was working. Mrs. Eva Con-
ncr, Is years old, was killed when
The eornice was blown from a bust
ness building in Munice and struck
her in its fall
Reports from Fort Wayne. An
lerson, South Bend and several
other cities in the northern part OF
The state told of buildings being I'M
rooted, trees uprooted. plate glass
windows smashed and of general
GENERALIZATION of street car. tele-
graph and telephone service.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-12-01
i
DRASTIC COAL RULE
Tobacco Industry Will be Nest Seri-
ously Affected if Restriction
Continues

Richmond, Dec. approximate
y seventy plants in Richmond are
affected by the drastic coal curtail-
nent orders now. being enforced IN
This district. limiting fuel to con-
;limcrs in preferred classes.
Tobacco plants will suffer the
greatest hardships from the fuel
.risiS in Richmond, it was stated
Yesterday. There are forty-five of
.hese FIRMS in Richmond which will
:,ave to suspend operations in the
vent that coal is not Forthcoming
n tie very near future, according
o operators. There are over a
score of other kinds of business
which are barred from the five pri-
,rity classes.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-12-01
bstoMce at Alexan-
1 second class matter,
sIN6 APPEALS

the past two years new
)Fises have brought many
Defangers to Alexandria, and with
them numerous people who subsist
upon devices by which they obtain
money. The number Of beggars of
different classes has increased,
while solicitors for this and that
movement are many. While some
Of those engaged in such movements
are doubtless correct people, the
Question might be asked. Are
all worthy of the confidence Of the
community? We occasionally meet
strange women diSposing of certain
religious literature. They fix no
price upon the same, but tell those
they approach they can pay any
amount they think proper.
Certain persons generally wom-
erl solicit funds for this and that
out-of-town institution. Their work
may be bona fide. bat as contribu-
tors never make any attempt to in
vestigatc. there is room to believe
that much money given in small
sums is as bread east upon the
waters which will not return after
many days.
!. Warnings have, come from various
quarters Of late against the prac-
tice Of indiScriminate giving. The
ease with which large sums are
often raised for charitable purposes
has naturally brought takers Of
one kind or another into the field.
Even in many cases where the col
lectors arc perfectly honest, the
cause itself may he Of dubious use
fulness. bad business methods.
tUU, NdN t bluuSUt uiSllSult uD'li
many deserving charity.
1t is obvious that personal giving
which takes little or no account Of
the condition to be relieved may
be no better than sheer waste.
There will always be plenty of
room for the exercise Of benevo-
lence towards the known object and
there are plenty Of such in Acxan-
dria. 1t is the ton credulous re-
Spouse to appeals from the unknown
that is demoralizing. Those who
need money the most seldom beg
for it. TO give to beggars be-
cause they tell Il plausible tale. or
to get rid of them. is really social
offcnsc.
There is the greatest need to re-
frain from this false kind Of charity
at q season OF the year when the
thought Of giving is in everyone's
mind.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-12-01
Is Safe
When Genuine
Take tablets without fear. if they
are marked with the
''Bay2- Cross.

IF you want the true. world-famou,
Aspirin. as prescribed b. physicians
'ol ovar eighteen year. you must ask
:or "Baybr Tablets of Aspirin
the ''Bayer Crpss' is stamped on
each tablet and appears on each
package !or your protection against
limitations.
IN each package Of "Bayer Tablets
Of Aspirin are safe and proper di-
.cr:ic%< for Colds, Headache, Neural
g;a, TactliachoI Earaiche, Rheu-
matiS n. I.umbago. Ncur;tis and for
Pain IN general. -
Handy tin boxes containing II
t.h,etS cost but few cents. Drug
gists also sell larger "Bayer"" pack
ages. Aspirin is the trade mark of
Bayer Manufacture Of Monoaceticaci-
lester Ct Salicylicacid. = ,...
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-12-01
FAMINE HITS KANSAS, CITY

( Kansas City, Dec. 1.-Schoois,
thsaters and all places of amuse-
ment in Kansas City are to be
closed and public gatherings of all
kinds are TO be prohibited as a fuel
conservation measure by an order is
sued Thursday by the local Fuel Ad-
ministration. The order became
effective Sunday.
Office buildings are ordered to be
open only between the hours OF 8 A
NJ. ami 4 P. NJ. Stores are asked to
follow the same schedule, and churches
are ordered to hold only Sunday serv-
ices. Curtailment of Street lighting
hours also was ordered, and it was de-
cided to request that homes be heated
only IS 60. degrees.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-12-01
Why Be Pale?
Take Pepto-
Mangan
'ert1- Mangan Increases and En-
riches the Supply of Red
BIUod-Builds Strength
Restores Color and Appetite
,n;l in Liquid and Tablet Form
Both Alike in Medicinal
Qualities

Why do pa!lid. thin, listless, easily
Exhausted men and women continue to
make themselves, and those around
h,n. unhappy by that condition when
Icy can 50 easily overcome it?
lfn,sss man or woman is suffer
.Tg from some serious, deep-seated
l;lmsnt. prompt remedy that will
overcome that continual tired. worn
"a. sluggish feeling is within easy
zach.
Porto angan contains just the
!: ments needed to change thin,
wt,e,y blood to good. red blood
Pgrtc- Mangan builds rich. red blood,
enabling it to carry strength and
sicor to every part of the body.
In short time the great change is
..;;;caahle The checks fill out and
attain the wholesome. rosy complex
a Ct health. the appetite returns,
I; eyes sparkle. the step quickens,
IT. entire system is filled with re-
n2wel vigor.
Pcpto-Margan is offered in Two
f yms, liquid and tablet. Both pos
SIS exactly the same medicinal
qualities.
All druggists sell Pepto-Mangan.
Lcck for the name ''Gude's' on the
rc,,kage. If Guides" IS not there i
Is not Peprc-Mangan.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-12-01
WEDDING OUT RADICALS

The action of william H. John
on, President of the international!
association Of Machinists, IN eN-
cling certain radicals from the
rganization. is hailed with delight
Y conservative members of unions
verywhcre Especial care should
!. taken to keep such clements out
{ the ranks Of organized labor.
Some Of the head centres Of labor
mons are victims of Bolshcvism.
M ut times they do not mince
'ords. The action Of Mr.. jenkins
h0uld be an example to all organi-
atoms of working men.
That there is we'll developed
lot by radicals to capture organ