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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15
Then 1t Happened.

Then 1t Happened.
"Of course he would" unused the
Rummy, as he picked up his change.
"Of course he would what?" de-
manded the Barkeep, as he grabbed
a pop bottle.
why If a sea Captain married a
widow, he would be a second mate,
wouldn't her" replied the Rummy, as
he headed for the door.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15
The Optimist.

I'm sorry to say that you have a
case of smallpox" announced the
Physician.
Good" exclaimed the Cheerful
Patient. I'm in luck. I'm now in
a condition to give the bill collectors
something when they CALL" d.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15
Helpi

On horse meet we now eat our fill,
For beef costs like the dickens;
But we sure hope that sparrows will
Not take the place Of chickens.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15
Huhi

You and your four sons do not
seem to get along happily together"
said Jones.
mo-" replied Smith. There Is too
much competition between them as
to who will be the black sheep"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15

Bear this in mind while on this earth:
You can't win by pretensions,
And n good action, son, is worth
A hundred good intentions.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15

You can darn it,
You can durn 1t;
But you'll find that
This won't turn 1t.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15
Fact.

We'd all be better off, you bet,
And trouble we could rout;
Were it as hard to get in debt
AS 1t is to get out.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15

TuHI
Westerville, Ohio, the home of the
Anti-Saloon League and the town
that forced the whole country to
drink water, has been without water
for four days owing to a strike. We
hope the cruel strikers won't compel
the sainted residents of W~estervine
to drink near beer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15
You Win!

IOU WIZ
Water Is cleansing fluid.
Good for washing necks and ears,
Just the thing for making rivers
And surrounding ships and piers,
Nice to park beneath the bridges,
Swell for making rain and ink.
Water 10 a wondrous blessing,
But 1t makes a helluva drink
Luke McLuke.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15
Bits of By PLAY

BY LUKE McLUKE
Copyright, 1913. the CincinEsti
Inquirer
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15
Water is a cleaning fluid.

When you're trying to be neat.
And in instances ((sometimes rarely
1t Is used In bathing feet;
In times past we didn't like it
And 1t filled our hearts with ire,
But twas mighty fine when frozen
And our "coppers' were a1re.
-Kokomo (Ind.) Dispatch.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15

Sign In the window of a furniture
store in Hamilton, Ohoi:
I'VE Stand Behind Every Bed We
SELL"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15

Liberty Whisky.
John Mehaskey, of Perth Amboy,
N. j., took a drink of Liberty Whisky
a mixture of wood alcohol and furni-
ture polish, and now he thinks he Is
a cat. He climbs tree every time sees
a dog and he Meows and spits until
the dog goes away. He won't come
down out of a tree until someone pro-
duces a live mouse and shows it to
him. Then he purrs and plays with
the mouse.
Myi Such Langwidgei
Headline In q Cincinnati newspa
per; Bids For Ludlow Dam High.
Things to Worry About.
Every time you sneed at lawn Nc
| Graw and his Joints you use the leva-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. muscle.
Please Help This Dark Brown Man.
| Cad. in Temple (Texas) telegram
JOST-In Temple, or Bolton, dark
brown mans coat with green pin
stripe, silk lined.
That's What We Say.
O. G.. Whybark lives in Pittsburg,
Kansas.
You know what we did to the
Huns In the recent fuss. But what
we started to say was that Orville
Slaughter lives in Covington, Ky.
Our Daily Special.
Every Time You Find Fault Yor
Lose Favor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-15

That's What We Say.
o. G.. Whybark lives in Pittsburg,
Kansas.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1919-12-03
RED CROSS CHRISTMAS SEALS
FURNISH FUNDS TO FIGHT 7. B.

of our work. concludes the rejected
soldier problem, lit is appalling to
find so many advanced cases Of tu-
berculosis never reported and so
many incipients still unconvinced.'
With provision made for negro
ward at the state sanitariun, strides
have been made in the negro work
through the tuberculosis department
of the state board of health. up to
this time,' the secretary advises, "the
only place to put them has been a
small adjunct to the Sumter camp. To
help in the collecting of a mainten-
ance funG for the new ward, our as
sociation has offered our colored
worker, Louise Holmes Of Florence,
who was engaged in the winter to
help us with educational work, among
her own people.' ,.....
The work among the children is an
interesting part Of the years sum-
mary. It states: -.
This being Children's year, we
bent every energy tc preventive work
among, them. Our literature, charts
and talks were followed up by organ
lied clubs, managed by teachers, with
the cooperation Of parents and our
association, which puts out the ma
terial and keep records for the con-
tests. In a campaign lasting since
January, in which we were financial
.ly assisted by the Junior Red Cross,
we have o1ganized over $4,000 child
rem, about one-sixth Of our school en-
rollment. About 10000 have promised
to come in next fall. These clubs, en-
dorsed by the state superintendent of
education are functioning "A coun-
ties of the state in spite of the fact
that we met with opposition so often
on account of influenza conditions.
The most encouraging thing was its
entrance into Winthrop Training
school, where so many teachers will
become familiar with the system. The
Modern Health crusade is a definite
program of education in hygiene and
sanitation in the public schools. It
consists of a series Of II health
chores to be practiced daily by the
children in home and school. The
system Of rewards is clever, attract
ing by the borrowed language and
symbols Of medieval chivalry. TIC
promote competition in scoring on the
health chores we ran a national tour
nament, known as "The Field of the
Cloth Of Cod" and state silver tour
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1919-12-03

In her annual report, which forms
an important part Of the first year
book Of the South Carolina Tuberculo-
sis ASSOCIATION just: issued, Miss
chaunceey Blackburn, the association s
able secretary, sums up the big strides
made BY the association in the past
twelve months. Coming at the time
Of the drive for the sale OF Christ
mas Seals, the public is given some
facts which should put the Palmetto
state over its quota of $4,000 with
little effort
.sTng selective draft left u.s." states
Miss Blackburn, &c with some definite
facts that we have hitherto lacked
and opeaned up for us possibilities Of
attaining some local statistics and US
ing them TO develop health conscious
,,ess in different communities. Our
! n,ap shows over goo men in this state
turned down for tuberculosis, who
were, for the most part, ignorant Of
their trouble
Some local boards . the report con-
xtinues, seem not to have turned
down any tuberculosis men, while one
small town had as many as IT." By
cooperating with the Red Cross Home
service and the state board, the Tu-
berculosis association tried to locate
!. these men and get in personal touch
with them Thirty of the men could
not be loca.ed, five had died.. 20 were
persuaded to take sanitarium treat
mant and Is, made no changes. Over
.eo are under nurses supervision.
Lack OF accommodation for those af-
fected is shown by the state in the
report that. since the government has
taken back the tents given the state
for unit to be placed on the grounds
az the state sanitorium, we have cost
our chance to get a vocational trainer
in this camp, and we have nowhere to
put the rejected men should they want
treatment.
Home service workers, community
workers, the tuberculosis nurse of the
state hoard and our. local workers.
white and colored, are our sole means
Of foIlwing up these cases.
I'VE have planned suvey, one
part Of which is to deal with the
homes Of tuberculosis soldiers in one
county states Miss Blackburn, who
adds that the physician and nurse are
ready. 1t is pointed out that, with
this start, it is hoped to next year
have a county nurse. "In this part
&, 90 -. y .'s.'--, - .."
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1919-12-03
Pepto- AIangan Sold in Liquid and
Tablet Form

PcDCOsN NEtKtSSdn GNU III AiSoHN -->A
Tablet Form
Why should any girl or young
woman continue to have a pale, sal
low complexion and a listless, run
down system devoid Of energy and vi
tality?
Such young folks are continually
unhappy and detected simply because
they accept such a condition as their
misfortune, and envy their friends
who are in the bloom of health and
enjoying all the good things Of life.
If such young women would real
:ize that their anemic condition is
probably due to thin, impoverished
blood, which could easily be enrich
ed by GUIDES Pepto-Mangan, how
much happier and attractive they
would be.
. Guides Pepto-Mangan is a safe,
beneficial and pleasant tonic for any
one suffering from any ailment caus-
ed by poor blood. If taken regular
.ly for a few weeks it will enrich the
blood with thousands Of the healthy
red-blood cells that are needed to
carry nourishment to every part OF
the body.
|. Pepto- Mangan is sold in both liquid
and tablet form. Both contain the
same medicinal ingredients.
|. Buy Pepto- -Mangan at your drug
gist's. Be sure the name "Gude's' is
on the package. Without "Gude's"
it is not Pepto- Mangan.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1919-12-03
CARD OF THANKS.

We wish to thank orr friends for
the nice purse and other useful gifts
sent me as q Thanksgiving remem-
!brance. We wish to assure you that
we can not express our appreciation,
and pray Gods richest blessings upon
each and every one OF you.
Rev. ". D. Quick and family.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1919-12-03

ney with pennant rewards. To those
organized too late for the fifteen and
ten weel. jousts, we offered health
charts for the class rooms
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1919-12-03
Pale, Arlenic
Girls Need a
Blood Tonic

Pepto- Mangan Enriches and Builds
Up the Blood
Pallor, Headaches and Shortness
..of Breath Disappear. .....
The daily morning oasis. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1917-1920, 1919-11-27

appeared. Worden was broken
hearted, but ensuing orders took
him to a distant port and he gave
San San up as dead.
In the meantime, Wong Ii, in an
attempt to regain the emperor's ia
vor, offered San San as a member
of his court. The emperor consented
to reinstate Wong Lii in favor, but
when he sent his soldiers to bring
San San to him, it was discovered
that she had given birth to baby
girl. The emperor was furious and
ordered Wong Lii to his death. San
San was also killed, but the baby
was saved.
Years later, Toy, San Sans daugh-
ter. makes her escape to Manila,
where she meets and falls in love
with Lieut.. Philip Halbert. Toy has
become Red Cross nurse, but when
the governor, John Worden, learns
The daily morning oasis. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1917-1920, 1919-11-27
JULIA ARTHUR
THE CAVEll CASE
a lsELECTMNZFICTyREsl ~:

gene takes place in Belgian cha
teau, which is an exact reproduction
from photographed record of an
original chateau in Belgium. 1t was
necessary in this scene from "The
Caveii Case Select Pictures special
attraction, produced by Joseph l..
Plunkett and Frank J. Carroll, which
will be shown at the Royal theatre
today, in order to adhere to a vivid
reproduction, to have Oriental dane
ers to complete the scene of wild
revelry. The producers, who wanted
no imitation in any part of the pic
tire, had several real Oriental dane
ers imported from Constantinople.
And they are given a splendid OPP
portunity to show off their talent
in this picture.
The daily morning oasis. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1917-1920, 1919-11-27

is presented in the dual role of "San
SAM and "Toy" by Joseph M
Schenck. The Forbidden City comes
to the Nogales theatre tomorrow
1t is by George Scarborough and was
directed by Sidney A. Franklin.
In old China the currying of the
tics that existed in the court of Louis
XIV of France. Wong Ii was the
father of the beautiful San San. The
two had been banished and were
living in a remote section of the
country, while Wong Ii eked out a
bare existence giving lessons in Chi
nese to foreign students. Thus it
came about that San San made the
acquaintance of John Worden, a
young American attached to the U,
S. Consular depot. The old man
daring grew fond of the brilliant
young American until he discovered
that his daughter and Worden had
been secretly married When Worden
returned from a short trip he found
that Wong Ii and San San had dis
The daily morning oasis. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1917-1920, 1919-11-27

RAGS WANTED-Will pay s
cents per pound for good clean rags.
Oasis office.
The daily morning oasis. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1917-1920, 1919-11-27
PAGE FIVE

that Halbert~is about to marry a Chi
nese girl, he sends him to command
troops on distant expedition. Dur
ing his absence the governor falls
i'll and is nursed back to health by
Toy. When the governor has partly
regained his strength he learns that
his little Red Cross nurse is no other
than his own daughter. Toy tells
him Of her mothers death, and how
she was raised in the emperor's
court, and later of her escape to
Manila, where she met Halbert. The
events of his own sad life come back
to Worden, and upon the return of
Halbert to his station the governor
gives his permission for the wed.
ding, which is consummated at his
bedside.
The daily morning oasis. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1917-1920, 1919-11-27
REAL ORIENTAL DANCERS

And while Edith Cavell, the British
Red Cross Nurse, who has been &C
cused Of aiding Englishmen to escape
from the hospital at Brussels, IS ~
ing in her cell, patiently wa ing for
the hour when she will be placed
against the wall and become d tar-
get for the bullets If thc GcrT3A
soldiers, General Won Kissing, who
has ch:., sc of the troops 81. g TIE
Ge,nlans took possession of Blu sell,
: inJJigmg in wanton reve ~ with
the lest of the German officers.
This tremendous scene of indul-
The daily morning oasis. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1917-1920, 1919-11-27
Bedside.

Commander of the 358th Infantry known as the
"Battalion of DEATH will make number OF ad-
dresses in Arizona He will speak in NOgales at the
Methodist Church Thursday Evening November ~
at 8 p. m. =,
COL Smith started in the drive of st. Mihiel with
more than HOO men, He came out with few over
3OO But his men were not given in vain, for the
command won it's sobrquet, battalion OF Death"
because Of the effectiveness of its assault on the
Hun lines.
The speaker will tell his audiences of the war as
he and his men saw it. He will recite incidents of the
trenches, the march, the attack and the result OF
battle.
COL Smith will tell his hearers how the soldiers
stand on the question of prohibition; he will urge
enforcement of the state and national dry laws; he
will answer lot Of false statements put out by the
vets. One of them will be that under prohibition
churches will not be able to get sacramenta Wines
World prohibition as the next step in temper
ance reform will be of the principal subjects of
his address. Col Smith will have much to say about
the program of the League for cooperation with
temperance organizations in all lands to the end that
all lands may be made dry. His address is free and
all are invited to attend. His story is thrilling one
and Col Smith is brilliant speaker. Be sure to
hear him.
The daily morning oasis. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1917-1920, 1919-11-27
"THE FORBIDDEN CITY"

NOrmd IaIWduSe III StOTY OF
Celestial Life
One of the prettiest Chinese stories
ever produced for the screen is Select
Pictures Corporations "The Forbid
den City," in which Norma Talmadge
emperor's favor by the Mandarins
was equal to the state of petty poll
The daily morning oasis. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1917-1920, 1919-11-27

The Sun Quits when our fights 70
on. Arizona Gas B Electric Co.
The daily morning oasis. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1917-1920, 1919-11-27

If its Electrical, We Can Help You:
Russell Electric & Machine Co., 233
Morley Avenue. 1921 If
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1919-08-09
NEIGHBoRs ARE ALL
TALkING ABOUT m
Spi,rS Says TnnIac Has Built Up his
wife 80 She T. Working ior the
First Time ~ Twelve Years

"You should hear the way our
no.Fhhorl are tnlking about Tanlac
since my wifc'a recovery" said W
\ spiyoy. motorman for the Kansas
City metropolitan street Railway aud
living at li6 South church ST.,
Olatha. Kanras
shed been in poor health for four.
teen wears he continued. "and never
got any rollef from anything she
took sh" h,d no appetite aud the
little she did cut sourcd on her stom-
ach, and gas would form and make
her 30 miserable she'd have 10 lie
down. She had an awful pain In the
small OF her back and suffered from
binding headaches. and she would
get go dizzy at times as 20 almost
tall She was 90 nervous she could
hardly sleep and twice she got SO
bad on tha, We gave her M
n got her a bot,u' - Tanlac about
three months arc .nd she bogsl 10
Improve az one % taking T.. she
h.s good appetite hnw and rdn eat
anything she wants aui never suffers
~ all from sour stomach or gas. and
she has gained twenty-c,ght pounds
IN the past two months. Her head
aches are gone. her back does not
hurt her anymore. her nerves are
quiet and she sleeps fine all night.
She is doing all her house~ork. too.
for the first time In twelve years"
Tanlac is sold In Burns by Reed
Bros. and In Crane by Vale Trading
EO
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1919-08-09
WILL
HELP AGAINST RABBITS

The following was clipped from a
recent issue Of the Bend Bulletin.
II applied TO conditions In this county
ana We car have the same advice and
assistance from the government In
any move toward the determination
| of the pests In this county We can
also get aid from the county as pro-
'lded by legislation last winter. 80
u Is up 10 the people OF the county
10 organize and start the campaign
|early In order TO be most effective.
The Bulletin says:
Recognizing the need for action
~ e1lerminating blacktail rabbits and
sage rats In Central Oregon. the u.
~ biological survey will send rep
resenlatiyc 10 this section within a
month 10 Initiate relentless war
'salnsi ihc destructive rodents. II.
q Ward OF tie First National Bank
peporled This morning. The action
btihf taken in response to letter
written by Mr. Ward TO the biological
|'ur'eFi with which he was connected
'or I'VE ears, In which he told OF the
|'"ofihous Increase made by rats and
rabbits In this and nearby counties
''h'e Inc organized campaign was
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1919-08-09

in tho Irrigated districta, ranchcr
woro abio during the spring and SUM
mor months GO keep the hlacktnils
down Ca fairly reasonable number.
bat bon the dry lnnd sections, whore
the population was not sufficiently
large 10 admit OF the use OF these
tuct.ces. the Jacks have become so
plentiful that attempts 20 raise any
kind of crop have proved almost
total failures. once the supply OF
food n exhausted ON the semi.arid
lands. migration 90 hlacktalls TO
tho Irrigated lands a. feared.
For the benefit OF those who are
usIns poison against tho sage rats.
Mr. Ward states that proportion OF
one ounce OF strychnine to u quarts
OF oats has been found 10 be- the most
effective.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1919-08-09

Poisoning Plan Endorsed.

The representative to he sent by
the government will have the advnn.
tago OF MIR. Wards WORK In this coun-
~, and will go over the reports OF
various poisoning experiments. in
preparation for the coming OF winter
weather and snow, which will make
the use Of poison especially effective
until that time. Il Ia admitted
little can be- done except in the Wg.
of rabbit drives. and while thouf.
ands may be slaughtered by this
method. Il IL pointed out that only
bv q general polsoninr campaign are
the best results 60 hc obtained against
rabbits while u IS practically the only
plan which can hc used with success
iu kiillpg on tho sage rats
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1919-08-09
,ss,sTANr FORESTER BARNES
uTRE NJ OUTLINE PLANS
pack. Horse Inspection to he Under
taken IN Northwest to Check
over All Ranges

IN trim OF inspection through
ant the grazing areas OF the north
west. VIII e. Barnes, assistant forest
.r IN charge of grazing, arrived IN
po,,laud Yesterday from Washington,
e. MIR. Barnes expects toe 40 over
,hia territory with pack horses and
canning outfit. being accompanied
during part OF the trip by Il. n.
xayanagh. forester In charge oi graz
lpr IN this district
Recently movement was launched
% ,urn over the control OF all federal
,royinr lands to the forestry depart
ment. and M view OF the possible leg
station. giving the forest service the
additional authority, MIR Barnes Is
makinr special investigation Of
rraslug facilities He viii lay out
nlans for the extension OF this branch
of The service in the northwest.
The visiting forester praised the
.,ockmen Of Oregon and Washington
for their enterprise IN handling graz
ing land and In following the methods
suggested by the forest service.
Through regulations the number Of
stock on the national forests has been
Increased by more than 100000
head OF sheep since the opening of
the war. Mr. Barnes reported. For
estry receipts have also increased In
,he northwest. hc said. Orcgoniau.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1919-08-09
and Bend. The glass looks like Yock,

and Bend. The glass looks like rock, /,
from marbles up to the size OF your
head. The stan might be mistaken
for rock unless you take the trouble
10 break one Of the boulders and then
II splinters The glass Is evidently
II IL clear--you can take % piece as
thick ns your hand and see through
lit has smoky appearance. Take
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1919-08-09

No. the Ohio landlord who yolun-
tarily reduced the rent OF his tenants
is not a candidate for public ONCE
or matrimony. He is Just living In
the wrong age--an age In which the
Golden Rule has been kicked into the
discard and forgotten. while greed
and ayarlce have taken It's place.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1919-08-09

China strcnuously objects To having
10 goodly slice OF her territory turned
over To the Japs And, by the same
token. we would make a mighty howl
II the peace conference were to pro.
pose handing over one OF our richest
STATES to some other country.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1919-08-09
HOUSE WORK IN nor wEATHEF

Hot weather brings no relief from
housework drudgery II anything
woman's work is more trying over
work and worry cause kidney trouble,
resulting In backache, sore muscles,
stin joints. rheumatic pains. tired
feeling and other distressing symp-
toms. Foley Kidney pills help weak
kidneys.
Sold everywhere
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1919-08-09
MAY BE GOOD FoR SOMETHING

Pure glass n couple OF mountains
of IT,, 1000 feet above the plain, that
Is what Glass Buttes are" said James
Morris, former city engineer, later
captain of engineers and now IN the
contracting game. These buttes are
In the northeastern corner OF Lake
county, on the road between Burns