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Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05
THE CULTURED COW

The COW is praised by many partles'
loag distance dairymen ana sihaftleS'
who purple wear and silk. They've
studied COWS in moving pictures, on
this they base their screeds and lee.
tures-they never had 70 milk. I'M
tired of bulletins which tell Us ho" F.
cows will make our neiehbors jealous /
they'll make us rich so quick iooh |
on cows as total lossy and every time !
see bossy. ] slug her with trick !
The COW goes forth to chew the
grasses which grow. OF ought TO grow.
in masses along the brook and Drae'
and as she chews. the flies are lhtth-
ing their tents on her until The itching
drives all her sense away. and then
she seeks a muddy hollow and pauscs
there while to wallow and coui5
with mud Der hide, and when you
milk her in the cleaning, you have
to spoil your fingers eomDihs, 'Ae
sumbo from her side.
And as YOU comb the mud Oft, sing
Ing a madrgal, the COW Is swinging
her head in her distress; she a"a'S
YOU with 1t on the Bhoulder ana doe9
her best to knock you colder imam
| Johnsing was by Jess.
You take your stool, with a groah
/ and shudder, and start a toilIng Win
her udder, between your feet the pau
tho cow hauls off with ire ana NANCE
"a though she wi he'd to break gal
Ius. and soaks you with her TAN WIN
old dried mud the tails eorroded' 10Y
grizzly bear the same is loaded Il
seems to weigh ton. 1t IS grim cfuol'
TVS refinement. it knocks your tceIl
ont of alignment and makes the elaIel
run.
And then you take an old pump
t,ndle AID. greatly 20 the neigh
boris scandal. correction you beS'o"
You pound the COW with righteous
a,dor the more she bawls, you pound
the harder and chase her two ana ITO
Then once again your task rc6uHl
ING. vour soul within you yainiy lum
inc. Won milk away like sin the co"
beholds the bucket brimmlns' "l''
wholesome froth upon it SWIMMING
and puts her foot therein On, lhei
vou rise in wrath, reciting lot 0
nagan verses, inviting the lightning
to descend. you ask the gods to sen.
their thunder and split the blanca o1'
world asunder and spoil your Gre
clan bend.
An. have MIXED by night an'
morning, and think a COW horfl'
warning, a misfit and FROST ana
Won get one free and gratis, YOU be
YOUR head The old fool bat IS ne
worth half what she cost'-by J" al
Mason from Judge.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05

brary starring, tnat Dcsas were a'af'
red for various reasons mat IL IN
should ever write anythins Ia pc
sure to know about it.
"But it occurred to me later mat !,
would ha Just as well to remove an
chance Of similar dancers. SO TINS
morning l came in and took that BOOK
off the starred shelf without askihS
for it. Nobody saw me and tomoIio"
The library purchasin@ committee VIII
receive an anonymous contribution
sufficient TO replace its full value
"But every time l think OF that
starred shelf / giSgie.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05

The Crocodile--What's become Oh
the Laughing hyena!
The Lion-He happened to come
alone where | was taking a nap III the
shade. and he though | was dead. ana
we'll. he hasn't had anything 10
laugh al Ince.-Pearsons.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05
LOTS.

FOR SALE-We have several lots for
sale that will average about one
acre OF land; can be had now Tor
100000. Easy payments; would be
especially desirable for poultry or
market garden. Tel. 957-W.
J. 0. Harris & Son.
l29 w. Mani st.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05
Classified Advertising !

Advertisements viii be inserted III
this column not exceeding tiYo lines,
three times, 20c; one week, Gec iacn
line over FIVE, lUc per week addl-
tional All advertisements in this col
umn must be paid in advance, no
advertisement viii be inserted in this
column for less than zoe.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05
Helpful Hint

"Whera do you get your joke.
"Out o. the air, so to speak. why
do YOU ask"
"Nothing. | would merely suggest
that YOU 20 whore thore is some
fresh air."-Judgc.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05
BIRTHDAY PARTY Fo3 "gAHTf"

Little 1o.year-old Rooster Is Guest OF
Honor.
Wilkes-Barre, Pa.-Hayng attained
the remarkable aGe OF ~ years, pet
bantam rooster owned by Gilbert
Alexander, of this city, was the guest
Of honor at a party given by its owner.
Nineteen guests, one for eaeh year
and mostly youngstera, were in at
tendance. The bantam occupied a
miniature roost placed at the head OF
the table, where it was fed such deu'
cacies as it would eat. About the only
luxury it refused was ice cream. Angel
food was its first choice.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05

In some parts of Spanish nu'''ea
there is constant plngue of rats-so
much so that the first thing the trad
ers ask the traveller is whether he mas
brought a cat with him. They VIII
cbeerfully barter a sheep for q cat.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05
We5TB BOUND.
SOUTH BOUND.

A.. xs..
a-Delly except 0uhu"'
c--MoIrls io'"'' sd $50
d--Ladd local. IA
Princeton local
h--La SAFE sundays anu n'''U'
until Sept. 10 1915
-Lo'" 80 ~ ' nm
hl--A@ 0"i'e 'o''i'
.vs priv r,,,,Krrs AND sAys
ALMA Do dhrnv = ~
lllhEl v, = ~ we =, 90, - ~ p N
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05
Very Old Family

Mcguire Family tree, is Nv
SHIRE wa moi me ANCESTORS con
throlled the intire timber privilege
of the Garden av Alden.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05
What and How

Lady of House-"You say you
work. At what"
Hobo-"At intervals
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05
LOST

t0ST-Pair of nose glasses in black
case, engraved On. Eyanson. lie
turn to this Office.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05
MISCELLANEOUS

CANDY-Adyertise; men and women;
good pay; start candy factory at
home; small room; anywhere. we
teach and furnish everything r.
KGRN CANDY MFG CO. 1873 Ran
staadSt., Philadelphia, Pa,
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05
hiusferY Exclaimed.

"Women are terribly inconsistent
protested Mr. Scorer.
WELL" replied his wife you fdlo"
the poet says. Consistency a lcwel,
And you told mesyourseif that inueh
jewelry is not good form
Rather than not get into 1t at all
woman is willing to get 'ne '!i0''
of an argument.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05

BE ALWAYS RIGHT Spring over
hauling of furniture done right by
Geo. Bauchle. Telephone l92. l'-'
West Main.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Two milk goats. Inquire
at 112 St. James St. or phone 6SS-k.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05

MILLIONS BEING MADE in Texas
oil fields. Send for free copy IeNaS
Crude Oil News and Map OF Texas,
They tell the whole story. 6l012 Nam
st., Fort Worth, Texas.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05

Phone agents for full information
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-05-05

BUY TICKETS AND SAW
MONEY.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06

nouneement issued simultaneously, said
this action would destroy its ability to
further stabilize the price of live hogs
and that it probably would result in the
price of hogs and pork increasing beyond
the stabilized prices which the admins
t,ation had desired to continue to March
Il
The war trade boards announcement
also said that it had been advised that
the Allied Provisions Export commission
has been dissolved and that purchases OF
foodstuhs for shipment TO Great Britain,
France and Italy would no longer be
made by that commission This commits
sion was organized early in the war and
all foodstuffs for the allies bought mi Am
erica were purchased through it.
The board announced that porl, and
pork products could now be exported free
y to the United Kingdom, France, Italy,
Belgium, Japan or Greece or their colo
MES, possessions or protectorates under
the special export license issued Feb 26
Officials Of the food administration had
expected to reach an agreement before
the first of the month on the continuance
OF the minimum prices for hogs, but after
conferences with the war trade. board and
President Wilson it was announced that
no decision would be possible until the
President could consider the whole mat
ter of export embargoes
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
REPUBLICANS CLING
TO OLD-TIME RULE
Will Continue to Make UP COMPRESSION
al Committees on Obsolete
Seniority Rule.

WASHINGTON, March 6.-The Mann
strength on the committee on committees
steam rollered into effect at yesterday s
meeting strict adherence to the senior
ity rule in the selection not only of chair
manships for the coming Republican
house, but in the selection of new mem
bers for the important committees as
we'll
The victory OF the Mann forces was
even more complete than his most op-
timistic friends had anticipated Not on
" did the Mann representatives, holding
the strength of anti-Mann states-as in
the case OF New York and Pennsylvania
do what Mann had expected of them,
in voting Tor the application of the senior
ity rule in selecting candidates for inn
portant chairmanships, but they went a
step further and swallowed the seniority
rule. as Representative I.ongworth (O.l.
put it in its most obnoxious form
The Mann adherents applied the rule
in contravention OF the desire OF a big
majority of the party TO build up the inn
portant committees BY selecting the best
qualified men for existing vacancies with
ont disturbing the seniority precedence
insofar as present Republican members
of those committees were concerned. The
seniority rule was adopted over the pro
test Of Mr. Longworth. 1t was banC
l.wagon affair from start to finish.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
JOKER FOUND IN
CHIROPRACTIC BILL
Measure Provided for Three Year
Course and There Are No Schools
That Give Such.

MONTPELIER, March Sit is prob
able that the chiropractic bill will ap-
pear in the senate within a day or two,
and then some new developments are
looked for. 1t is now understood that
the amendment offered by Mr.. Belknap
of Rockingham. which the house adopt
ed just before the bill was passed. and
which appeared Very insignificant at
the time, has thrown a spike into the
chiropractic machinery which threatens
to be their undoing
This Belknap amendment merely sub
stituted the word s'reauiring for the
word having in the section defining
the requirements necessary for 4 chi
ropractor already practiefng in the
state TO get license, and the part
amended is that which says that the
chiropraetor must have a diploma from
4 school requiring" (nstead of havs
ing a three-year course in chiroprac-
tic This IS interpreted to mean that
a chiropraetor who had not graduated
from such school would have to take
enough more work TO make up the
three year course before he could get
la license to continue practice in the
state.
This affects every chiropracror IN the
state, for there is no school requiring a
three-year course in chiropraetic for q
diploma, according to good authority
and, furthermore, it is said that there
is not likely to be any such school for
some time 10 come, and it. would look
as though the bin in its present form
was really victory for the committee
on public health. It is understood the
house committee on public health en-
dorse the bin for passage through the
senate in its present form. Just what
! the chiropractic forces viii do about
the matter remains to DO seen.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
PUT STOMACH IN
FINE CONDITION
Says Indigestion Results From An
Excess of Hydrochloric
Acid.

Undigested food delayed in the stom-
ach decays, or rather, ferments the
same as food left in the open air, says
a noted authority. lie also tells US that
indigestion is erased by Hyper-acidity,
meaning, there is an excess Of hydro
chloric acid in the stomach which pre-
vents complete digestion and starts
food fermentation. Thus everything
eaten sours in the stomach much like
garbage sOurs in a can, forming acrid
fluids and gases which initiate the stom-
ach like toy balloon. Then we feel a
heavy, lumpy misery in the chest, we
belch up gas, we eructate sour food or
have heartburn, flatulence, water brash
or nausea.
lie tells MS to. lay aside all digestive
aids and instead, get from any phar-
macy four ounces of Jad Salts and take
q tablespoonful in a glass of water be-
fore breakfast and drink while it is
effervescing and Furthermore, to con-
tinue this for a week. While relief fol
lows the first dose, it is important to
neutralize the acidity, remove the gas.
making mass, start the liver, stimulate
the kidneys and thus promote a free
flow of pure digestive juices.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and is made
from the acid of grapes and lemon
juice, combined with hthia and sodium
phosphate. This harmless salts is used
by thousands Of people for stomach
trouble with excellent results.-Adv.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
A Real Remedy
For Falling Hair

Here 8 good news for men and women:
whose hair is falling out, who are grow
ing bald and have scalps covered with
dandruff that itch like mad.
Wilfred F. Root, or any good drug
gist, can now supply you with TIE gen
uine Partisan sage (liqui1 form), which
is guaranteed to quickly, surely and
safely abolish every sign of. dandruff,
stop itching scalp and falling hair and
promote a new growth, o. money re-
funded.
Thousands can testify to the excellent
results from its use; some who feared
badness now glory in their abundant
hair, while others who suffered for years
with dandruff and itching head got a
clean, cool scalp after just few days
use of this simple home treatment.
No matter whether bothered with
falling hair, gray hair, matted, string
hair, dandruff or itching scalp try
Partisan sage-you will not be disap-
pointed. It's a scientific preparation
that supplies all hair needs.-Adv.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
WILSON SAVES 8 SOLDIERS.
Commutes Death Sentences to Terms i'll
Prison.

WASHINGTON, March 6.-Commu-
tation by President Wilson of death
sentences passed in three eases by mil
itary court martial was announced yes
terday by tifc war department.
Private Frank j. Burke, conscien-
tious ohjector at Fort Riley. was SEN
fenced to death for refusing to obey a
command of Gen. Leonard Wood who
recommended Communication To twenty
wears confinement. President Wilson
ordered this reduced to fifteen years.
Private Arshag Ashbahain was sem
fenced 10 death at Newport News for
refusing TO fall in with his command
for departure to point Of embarkation
President Wilson ordered the sentence
reduced to ten years confinement.
Private Aaron II. Smith was sen
fenced TO death at Camp Greenleaf, Ca,
for refusal TO obey orders The Presi-
dent reduced this to fifteen years i'm
prisonmcnt
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES.
Senior Debate Arouses Much Interest
Basketball Plans.

On Tuesday, March 4, the members
of the senior class were excused from
some of their recitations to attend the
town meeting.
An unusually exciting time was ex
perienced Wednesday morning by the
senior class, when the formal debate,
Resolved that the United States adpot
the constitution for this league of ma
tons, was given. Dorothy Hubbard,
Lawrence Barker and Roy Switzer of
the affirmative defeated Beatrice Scov-
ell, Ethelyn Underwood and Ernest
Gibson of the negative. The members
Of English " b were invited to hear
this debate as their own had been post
poned because of The illness 20 one of
the debaters. Miss Pratt and Miss
Tucker both teachers of the high
school. and Harry Plumb, 10, acted as
Judges aud Principal J. Z. Warren was
presiding officer. Much interest has been
aroused by the debate and the seniors
are considering a plan for making il
public. Farther announcement in re
gard to this will be made later.
This morning Howard c. Rice, '96
gave a very. Interesting and foreefu
talk to tie school on school spirit.
| On Friday night of this week the
| high school basketball team will 90 K
bSpring Geld, VT, for game.
On. Saturday evening the junior
class will -haNes-s.a party in the Unitar
ian parish house.
On Monday at $50 the two girls
basketball teams, the Purple and tn,
White, viii have their first game il
| the armory.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
DRINK HOT WATER
BEFORE BREAKFAST
Says you really feel clean, sweet
and fresh inside. and
are seldom i'll.

If you are accustomed to wake up
with a coated tongue, foul breath or
o dull, dizzy headache; or, if your
meals sour and turn into gas and
acids, you have real surprise await
ing you. So
Tomorrow morning, immediately
upon rising, drink Al glass. OF hot
water with a teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in il. This is intended TO
first neutraIke and then wash out of
your stomach, liver, kidneys and
thirty feet of intestines all the indi~
gestible waste, poisons, sour bile and
toxins, thus cleansing, sweetening and
purifying the entire ahmentary canal.
Those subject to sick headaches.
backache, bilious attacks, constipation
or any form of stomach trouble, are
urged to get 4 quarter pound of lime
stone phosphate from the drug store
and begin enjoying this morning in
side-bath. 1t is said that men and
women who try this become enthll
siastic and keep, it up daily. 1t is a
splendid health measure for it is more
important TO keep clean and pure On
the inside than on the outside, because
Inv ohih pOIts uo NOT dDSOTD 1inpu3
ties into the blood, causing disease,
while the bowel pores do.
The principle of bathing inside is
not new, as millions of people practice
1t. just as hot water and soap cleanse
purify and freshen the skin, so hot
water and teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate act on the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels. Limestone phos-
phate IS an inexpensive white powder
and almost tasteless.-Adv.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
HATTERAs TO GET LIGHTsHIP.
One Shelled by U-Boat to Be Replaced
On Diamond Shoals.

BALTIMORE, March 6.-Mariners
viii again see one of the familiar marks
on the coast, for il was announced yes
terday that the Diamond Shoals Light
ship win he replaced on Thursday The
hghtship was shelled by submarine
last; October and badly damaged, and
since that time there has been lighted
buoy about 700 feet from the anchor
age.
Mariners have complained that the
light was indistinguishable in foggy
weather. with the result that the light
ship goes back The light Is off the
famous Cape Hatteras,- one of the most
tfeacherous points on the coast, and
Diamond Shoals have figured in many
thrilling tales of shipwreck and disas.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
PORK PRODUCTS OFF
RESTRICTED LIST
Price Of These Commodities Likely to
Rise with Return of Elk
port Privilege.

WASHINGTON, March G-Removal OF
pork and norl, products from the export
conservation list was announced last
night by the war trade board, effective
today. At the same time the board re-
scinded the regulations by which all APP
plications for license. to expot4 these com
modities 10 European destinations were
required to bear a certificate from the
food administration showing that the adj
minstration had approved tae sale price
The food admiitietration, III an an
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
Much in Lump of Coal.

The fragrance of jasmine, musk,
hyacinth, the perfumes for seeming
most expensive soaps, originally began
carbolic acid, antiseptics and high ex-
plosives are all hidden away in lump
of coal.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
JOHN L. HOWARD,
The Real Estate Man

A 5-acre hen farm This
farm is located five miles
from Brattleboro, on state
road. House Of 10 rooms
and bath, furnace, running
water, barn tie-up for four
cows, slate roofs, two horse
stalls, box stall, hen house.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
DEATH OF DR.. BUGBEE.
Well Known Keene Veterinarian Long
in Practice There.

Kecne. n H., March CIR, Clinton
p. Bugbec, q wellknown veterinarian,
died yesterday at his home, Is Dunbar
street, aged 6S. He was born in Han
cock, but had been in active practice in
kecne Tor nearly 46 years. Besides a
wife, he leaves Il son, Dir. G. II. Bugbee,
a veterinarian for the United States
government, now stationed in Arizona.
Two brothers also survive. Private
funeral services viii be held Saturday
afternoon.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
INvENTs $3.50 CAR.
Henry Ford to Make Them in Chain of
Factories.

LOS ANGELES, March 6.-Henry
Ford left for his home in Detroit yes
terday after announcing that on his ar
rival there he would perfect plans for
the organization of a new corporation
that would build world encircling
chain of factories, one of which will be
located in Boston, for the manufacture
of q $3.50 automobile Mr.. Ford said he
had designed the car while "rcsting y
at Altalena, near here.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
CONSIDER THIS WoMAN's CASE

Mrs. \. l.. DEFINE of Los Angeles, Cal,
says: After ] had suffered from a
female trouble for years, not being able
TO do my homework, or get any relief
from doctors, Lydia f. Pinkham's yege-
table Compound made me we'll woman,
and | want TO tell the world the good
this medicine does" This woman is. per
fectly justified, and should be commend
ed for telling others how she regained
her health.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
ALL STARS LOSE AGAIN.
Sixth Consecutive Defeat by Masons
Administered Last Night.

On the Masonic alleys last night the
AIasons won from the All Stars for the
sixth consecutive time this season, the
score icing 1880 TO 1888. A single
string of 104 and three-string total
of 296 both by Marks of The winners,
were the high individual marks. Fol.
lowing are the scores:
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
EAST DUMMERSTON.

Mrs A. II. Jaquith of Brattleboro spent
Tuesday at Elmwood.
Mr.. and Mrs c. c. Laughton attended
the funeral of Mr. Adams in Brattleboro
last week.
Evening Star Grange viii hold a mas
querade ball and serve sugar supper
at Grange hall Friday evening March AZ
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06

At Dc Leon Springs, Fla, l25 Vermont
ers celebrated Vermont day with an out
door basket picnic. The gathering is an
annual one held by the yolursia County
Vermont association.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
VERMONT NEWS.
Former Gov Samuel E. Pingree was
chosen town clerk of Hartford Tuesday
Tor the 9TH consecutive time

Bennington is to have a new moving
picture theatre 1t will be of hollow con-
crete construction and will be as nearly
ire-proof as possible
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06

Charles D. Vincent, Il, died Tuesday at
his home at Burlington. Mr.. Vincent had
been in the shoe business for years, in
St. Adams. plattsburgh, and in BHrliags
ton for the, past II years.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-03-06
Why Not See
Howard

and buy the place that your
wife wants? You only go
through this life once. Just
try making your wife COM
Portable for a while and you
will be apt to be more COM
Portable yourself.