El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

iwhen It come to graft, AIawruss, Ger
man officials was like Caesar
ghost" Abe abserved. above suspi-
cion."
That's only another Of them in
ipressions about Germany which Us
Americans has had reversed on US,
I ABE" Morris said, which the way our
Z idees about what kind Of a people the
Germans used to was has changed,
1fawruss, II wouldn't surprised me in
the least II the old habit the Germans
had for drinking beer was Just q bluff,
Y understand, and that at heart they
was prohibitionists to q man.
Even the Kaiser May Be Unreal.
IN fact, Abe, II I would be a Ger
man BolsheVik with instructions 10
shoot the kaiser on sight, I should
80 cunning for short stout man with
a toothbrush moustache and a holy
horror of wearing uniforms, because
it's my opinion that all them socalled
portraits OF the kaiser was issued for
the purpose OF misleading anarchists
to shoot at a thin man IN a heavily
embroidered uniform with spike-end
mousta aches"
well, whatever he looks Ike, Nav
russ" Abe said, IF I was him, rather
than have such a terrible fate hanging
over ne understand. I would tele-
graph to Berlin for them to send along
a good shot while they was about Il,
and have the thing over with quick.
Mawruss.7
"Sayi" Morris exclaimed. You and
me should have hanging over Us the
life which the kaiser Is going to lead
from now oni For $3.50 = week at a
Pallum Beach hotel you could only
get a very small idea OF the hard
ships the kaiser viii got to undergo
IN the future, Abe"
No ConvictH In Georges Family.
n 10
after what happened to that English
nurse lady In Brussels and the captain
OF the English mall boat, MaWruss,
the English amt going to prosecute
the kaiserf" Abe demanded
You the English would persecute
the kaiseri" Morris exclaimed Don't
you know that the kaiser's mother was
the king Of England's fathers sister,
Do you suppose for a moment that the
king Of England wants q convict in
the family1H
Wen. has he got any ATisgocha IN I
France, MaWruss7" Abe asked. Be I
cause II not, Nawruss, Il seems TO me
nat now while all the witnesses Is IN
Paris It wouldn't be q bad Idea to get
he March term OF the Paris county .
grand jury to hand down an indict- {
nent for murder with intent to kill or
Iomething.@
That sounds reasonable to anybody
lot connected with this here peace I
conference, Abe" Norris admitted. (
but Il seems that the COMMITTEES for /
king responsibility says that II they Z
vas TO hang OF shoot the kaiser Il /
would give him al awful drag with {
he German people and they don't I
want the kaiser TO get popular again, 4
lead or alive.
How to Punish the Kaiser.
Their idea e 70 punish him BY let
ing him live on to be an outcast
mong AL the people OF the earth ex-
ept the proprietorB Of first class Eu- 4
opean hotels. dealers IN high grade
expensive 5ewelry store
Keepers, fashionable tailors and q
oupls OF million other people who
ont attach an awful lot Of impor-
ance TO the moral character Of any (
ody which wants 70 enoty life and J
as got the money to do II with In /
Their words, Abe. they claim that IN ]
saving the kaiser to his consciencs s
nd his bank account, they are punish {
1g him a whole lot worse as hanging ]
i'm or shooting him. j
And I suppose that sane commit 1