South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-06

taxi and robbed the driver. letting
soldier passenger go undisturbed.
IL shows that even a highwayman is
responsive 10 patriotic impulses.
whereas legitimate profteers are
not.
Germany and the republican party
in the United States seem 10 have
cornered about IS per cent. of the
unhappiness of politics.
Marshal Foch is proud that he Is
Frenchman. IL the marshal had
been an American by this time he
would have been abused. criticised
and scandalized by a lot of lobby
lounging stratgists until his Chill
dren would have been almost asham-
ed TO be seen I'm his company.
Judged by the wholesale cabinet
designations in Germany. the Ebert
government was not manned by
democrats, else the pay was irregu-
lar in appearance and dishearten-
ing in volume.
Personally, II we can resist be-
| coming a bolshevist with South Bend
bread selling at 10 cents for II
ounces in Mishawaka, we shall be
/ confident Of our ability TO escape
being shot or hung for treason.
Alas, we fear Mishawaka is going
to lose one of it's most interesting
and historical sights when Alvin
Scott discards his bicycle He is
about to build an $500 garage. Or.
maybe, Alvin intends TO house his
wheel in the new apartment, il hav-
] ing been such an old and faithful
| friend.
If we were a peSsimist, by this
| time we would be despairing of Sen.
/ Knoxs recovery. He's wailing his
| eyes and foaming at the mouth, but
we are confident his liver will get
right eventually.
I We trust our Methodist brethren
who went from Mishawaka TO the
great centenary festival in progress
in Columbus o.. purchased tickets
straight TO Columbus and avoided
going to Toledo for the Fourth.
II is getting so nowadays that
girl can hardly blush at all until she
mas patronized the drug store.
Still, admitting as we do that but
/ termilk is far more delicious 10 the
taste as we'll as in effect than goozle-
damp. nobody ever bootlegged but
\ termilk.
! King Albert and Queen Elizabeth
/ of Belgium will come 70 the states
\ in September. including Mishawaka
in their itinerary. We base the lat
\ ter statement upon the reasonable
assumption that their majesties are
rational and intelligent human be
7 ings. We feel sure Achille Colpaert
\ and julius Bennett will gladly finance
! the demonstration that will be put
on in their honor
Perhaps you can not stop the
tongue of gossip" observes a Misha-
waka philosopher. You might by
smashing 1t in the mouth. but not
by showing your ear at it.
! When they tell you that whisky is
as easy TO obtain now as when the
saloons were open. just call EN-
/ liars. We sec many sober men ev-
cry day who would be spifiicated if
the juice was handy.
/
We see by the other paper that
Attorney Harvey w. Jones has NOV
/ ed into a suite OF offices in the KEEL
Ter building and that henceforth he
is going 10 deal in pedigreed rab-
bits. We always thought Harvey
was cut out for something bigger
and better than law. When his stock
arrives and is Gagged. Doc. Graham,
who has his office next door TO the
menagerie. will probably feature free
daily NEGOTIATIONS.
An Indiana man is said 10 have
died from poisoning incident 70 the
handling Of large quantities Of paper
money. Add this cause of death 10
that Of overeating, arteriosclerOsis
due 10 automobile riding. infection
due TO the kissing of 'lip-stuck"
+ lips. overindulgence in grape juice.
! carrots or rhubarb pies, and small
\ pbx caught while on the way TO vote
\ the republica ticket. as among the
most improbable things that may
\ facilitate our transit TO a higher and
+ better world
Ii is the people not buildings.
that make a city. But the buildings
will convey a pretty fair idea OF