The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-04-30

MOSTLY SERIOUS. often sad. good ard
bad. bat somewhere somebody II hold
lns do Joker in his hand.
ALSO. there are goats.
a musical writer says
''r4 other dA, waika down Broad
way Wld Cicofontc Campannini an he
scc "a man who scila ia dog an when
fnu pulla da tail ~ IA dos. Ia do0 he
maAn da squeak. JUS toy. YOU
know An Camranlni hc alop nm
iaugh an maybe rink dat nice for
some little ften ~ his, 10 he say;
How mucha Coz az dog when YOU
rnils "a inN an ~ make d. squeak
-Au da men. he Say FIFTY cehlz'
AN Camraniul. he Cet one. An
1rn ns we Nalixa down broadway
Cnnpanlni puii out la tail of "a dog
aud dove ls nc squeak 40 ne 80 back
Go dat man an say.
".Dis Ia bum don This Is IA fake
null Out d. tail an der" ~ no sqrcak
"An' An man, ne take dos nm ne
pan ont ga tau an there ~ % sgueak,
am hV sny da dog "a az right -
cnmrnninl. nc take IA doc hack an he
walk down Broadway. an he nun out
da tali ~ da dog. an dcvc ~ no nducak.
An den I SAY
tcioofontc. he feol youi Dn squeak
b. not ln de-. hog. hut in ia mani an
clcofontc hc SAY to mo- Eiauni. dat
man ne VIII hAN' n'ih' M +" h'"N'
WHOM Tom Llttiejohn. Missouri
ufrck raiser. went io Kansas city he
called ur his home over the long dis
lance. When central asked Ills name
hc told her. "Iittieiohn"
"Ouit your kiddin' and tell me youf
real name" she said.
ceofre Enurthman. Wnvneshoro,
Pa. ls the fourth husband 81 his pres
eat wife.
While lsuoh.sss life makesh Of
man a gloomy euss, 4 lauahed-st wife
can kick 10 an awful fuss;
Mrn Helen Grace latour. san fran-
cisco cal. sues her husband. Leo A.,
for divorce. complaining that three
months after their wedding he laughed
heartily when she Slipped on n smooth
pavement and tcli rorr times ne
went Flaw haw' ana she w,s through
with him.
~ any person thinks that alter Juy
one cause for divorce will be clint
nated. he rad better read what hap
pened 20 Mike We'll;
Mrs. Mike Welt Of f'enion. Mo- has
filed salt for divorce. alleging thar
Mike came home "sh",,iltg evidence or
A NNNNNINN' WIIiNANNa ANN't NNINff|h0h''f
rs yesrs ago hut his wife made u
grounds FOR herr divorce suit today
Robert Nancray 81 Dallas. Texas
Inns been wearing "a wnrt on the Cnd
of his nose Tor several years Also. ne
has u wife. Hut ho can't keep ON hav-
ine both wart and wife Ills VIE
fnNs 20.
s'rhnt wnrt II coming or his nose
or am gong back o. my home MIR
Nnncray H. quoted as saying whom III
ing suit for divorce making the wnfi
her grounds for action. TITS Just
question Of whether lac wants me or
the wart."
Rob doesn't ike HIS wart as we'll as
his wife hui hos tried everything from
rubbing 81 with potato pcelinRs 90
Wishing a. ola nomehody else. and the
war, sticks N YOU know how 90 shoe
I, .4art OF nose ploaao write ana tell
Bob. aud save him biz wife.
SIC inn
4 WEAR dog never barks. but ~
docs bite baby mosquitoes like the
very dickens ono water dog viii XIII
es many IA 400 day Tie water
dog io Tho rainharreli or nearby pond.
ln scientfic words wafer dog j.
.rt,.ist 81 newt CO.. saiAuandti. aud
laahs s".nolhns liAo Il miniature ~
card.
And Budaic ave. brother ~ q we'll
known household economist believes
yeu can keen mice from gnawsng into
Z refrigerator hy lcsvine the food on
,he Kitchen table at nights.
A Mer % Action.
"A want e mni ~ few words and
many actions"
vNou want ms brother, be- has 50.
glius' dance Tiger
IN you couldn't get laugh out ~
mat. trp this one.
"a 10 said ia the paper that whisky /
IAN De- made Out nf sawdusi %
"AlN husband read that and wished /
io hadn't lIe'p such temperance
rank hc vowed holt never saw nm
thor stick Of wood .',-l Boston rrnn !
crpt.
YOU MIGHT TRY THIS SCHEME
a mid west -yuiua han Invented "A !