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The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
BEATING FOLLOWS Ii
DISPUTE OVER FUNERAL

The burial in a Memphis Jewish Gem
etery Of a relative Of Charles Myers.
meat dealer, 80 North Second street.
who died in an Eastern city several
days ago, resulted late Monday after
noon in an alleged assault on Myers
by four men who entered his place of
business.
gan, chief clerk OF the police court.
following the battering he claimed had
beer administered to him, and asked
tprS q warrant for q man who Myers
said was named Slagie. After being
told the amount of fines imposed
against persons convicted against as
sault, Myers said a warrant wouldn't
suffice, and departed from the police
station.
the funeral OF the corpse and then when
ii was over the man with whom he had
She agreement asked for additional
money.
Myers declined. so he is said to have
explained, and asked to be given credit
or reimbursed for silver handle that he
alleged we're missing IRON the case con-
tanning the casket. after It reached
Memphis.
At this reaueSt, or demand, 50 Myers
told the NOS court officials, Slagii
claimed that Nyers owed him an apol-
ogy. That is what Slagle wanted, s.
Myers averred, when he entered ~
shcp Monday afternoon In coinpan,
with three OF four other men,
Myers said that when he refused I,
get down on his knees to Slagie ant
apologize, that the men knocked hin
down and kicked him He exhibited
blood stained mouth and bruised cheek
He sold Mr.. Logan that he was not sur
whether Slagle hit him or not, but tina.
Slagle kicked Ut him while he was Of
the floor.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
FLY HOME ROBBED
OF COSTLY SILVER

Upon the hasty arrival home of Mrs.
BERTHE NJ. Fly, 1869 Central avenue,
Tuesday, from Chicago, Ill.,, where she
had been visiting for several. weeks,
It was learned by Detectives Bishop
and Joyce that among the loot obtained
by burglars who robbed the dwelling
some time between Saturday morning
and Monday afternoon, was silverware
valued at more than $1,000.
Mrs. Fly told the detectives that one
server service alone was worth $4,000,
Besides the silver, weaving apparel and
preserves and canned fruits valued AT
several hundred dollars were stolen,
While the members of the household
were away,MP Prentice Fly, a nephew
who has a room at the Hotel Gayoso
looked after the residence. However
he did not remain at the house every
! night and he does not know exactly
when the place was literally ransacked
IN Il believed the work was accom-
plished either Saturday or Sunda,
night
| and cut a screen. The place probably
| had been spotted by the burglars a.
| being vacant and from indications they
spent some hours packing up thei
valuable loot.
When Prentice Fly went to the HON.
| Monday to scott everything was a.
| right, he was startled to find the floor
| Uttered with contents OF dressers an
wardrobes. Hei gave the alarm TO IN
detectives nd autographed Mrs. Fly .
hurry home.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
WHO'S TO BLAME
no. al evil plan, that grow. which has not found Its root IN s'Hlshness

weren't born here don't know it's on
Nj map"
But even these f~orebodings and fears
could not hold back the intention of
these two selfish and headstrong young
animals for long. They knew they We're
to belong to each other-they had willcd
II. So their hot young natures, every
hour OF every day, demanded the cause
i, of the delay,
What's the sense Of hanging around
like thisf' urged Arthur. In a week,
or a month, wen go anyhow, Now you
have 10 sheak out OF the house at night
and meet me up here in the woods. 1t
wasn't so bad-it vas fun-for r while.
But II we're going TO bolt-come on
And then more urgently still. You're
mine all right want YOU
So the great step that was to change
their two lives was taken simply and
available money from the bank late one
afternoon and packed a handbag. Es-
trelda took. too, what she could carry
She had feared her fathers maid toe
much to attempt a trunk, She left be.
hind her n note for her father, badly
Informing him of the facts:
Dear papa" 1t read, I'm going away
on the night train with Arthur Parker
Freddie can get a divorce as soon as HI
likes, then we can marry. You cal
tell his family SO or anything else 70,
like, only tell him TO hurry up. Maybe
he win for once in his life. / don
love him and | never did, I do low,
Arthur. Don't get in a stew over II
It's perfectly natural when you get uset
to the idea. Everybody In the city get
a divorce. Your loving daughter, Es
trclda,"
, And the poor, honest, God fearing oil
man cried like a child when he read tn
letter.
J Il never thought she'd bling sham
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
aFFE475REs[ THE NEWS SCIMITAR 6z1T e0Mc PAGE
MAGAZINE FEATURES
A8VNCGW IGGLX
n BEDTINE' O \
UNCLE WIGGILY AND LULU'S CURLS.

gily was not sure whether htS musk
rat lady housekeeper wanted sugar OF
salt, and, in thinking Of this, he did
NJ see how queerly Lulu, Susie and
Jennie were dressed. especially around
their heads.
All Of a sudden, however, just as they
were passing a big rock, out from be-
hind Il jumped the bad Plpslsewah.
on, no! Oh, ha!' howled the Pip
sisewah. f0nce more ] have caught
YOU, Uncle wigglly! And you have
e con mo2s s s0os f Ser mess Fo0o' 80 "u'"
on, my goodness cried the bunny,
Surely YOU won't take any souse from
these poor girls-Lulu, Susie and len
niel Take my souse, not theirs!
"rll take everybody's sonsel' hoWled
the Pip, and then he suddenly gave q
loud whistle and said, ooh, what love-
"curls?" cried Uncle wigsIly. Who
has curls? ! have a pink twinklng
no5A. but no curls'
mo, but Lulu has,' said the Papsise-
was Jus. .6,,st look iSs... on must know n On very srT
| ears under those curis. oh, how lucky
| am! Now for some funE
He reached out his paw, the Ptpsise-
wah did. caught Lulu, the duck girl
by her long, yellow curls, and Uncle
Wiggily was Just going 60 tickle Jne
| MAUI GnAD VIZ IN A0Ar NNAANN PNN
striped rheumatism crutch, when sud
denly a funny thing happened.
Every one OF Lulu's lovely curls
came loose from her head andNstayed In
the paw Of the pipsisewah. There he
/ stood. holding the duck girls curis,
and looking as surprised as a seashorc
clam out Of the ohowder.
.'Why-Whyi What's thisl' cried the
Pip. II wanted souse not curls!
i'Well, you can have my curls, bu'
not my souse," quacked LULU.
And take my curls, too chartered
Jennie Chipriunk.
and Jennie pulled their curls from
their heads and threw them at TN
Pip. /,
cried Susie. Run while the Fipsisc'
was is all tangled up In our curls.
And indeed the bad chaps, pay
were all tangled IN the animal girls
curls. and he couldn't u a step. s.
Uncle Wiggily and Lulu. Jennie ant
Susie got safely home.
but what made your curls com
loose that way?' asked Uncle Wiz
gily, looking oyer the tops OF HI
glasses, surprised like.
"Oh, they weren't real curls," quack
ed Lulu. "They were just carpenter
wooden shaving cufls that Grandp
Whackum gave US, We stuck them o.
our heads, under our hats, 10 100
wei, they fooled the Pipsisewa'
ell right said the bunny, and In
glad they did, And II the Jumpin
Jack doesn't fall out Of bed when h
tries 10 skip rope with the role
|, skates, I'll tell you next about Uncl
Wiggily and the grasshopper,
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 10, 1919.
Copyright, 1919, by the Mcclure News
paper Syndicate,)

Venus rules strongly for good today
according to astrology. Mars and Jupi.
ter are slightly adverse. >
1t is above all else favorable for ro-
nance, Good luck is presaged for those
who wed under this rule of the stars.
There is a sign read as indicating
an access Of sentlmentality on the part
OF m who will incline to love af-
fairs and even take the initiatives ~
This is a sway most beneficial to AZ
who conduct hotels or other places or
| public entertainment.
Theaters are subject to the best in
f~luences and the planets are particu-
| larry friendly to the ambitions Of wom-
on, many Of whom will attain high place
| next season.
The stars that encourage omanc
| will have their effect on the drama,
It Is predicted, and poetic plays will
find new favor. This means, also, re-
vival of costume plays and spectacular
| productions.
Dealers in Jewels should be especially
prosperous until the new yeaf. Charms
and amulets as we'll as rings Of queer
design win be popular. If the stars are
read Alright.
The horoscope from which London as
trologers read conditions in England
during the early autumn preSages losses
to the national exchequer, discomfort
among the peoples and danger Of wide
spread riots.
warning is given again and again
by the seers that thrift should be prac-
ticed by Americans. They declare that
the reason will be apparent NOT later
than 1924 or 1926.
Persons whose birthdate It fs may
have a busy year that presents difficult.
ties. They should guard against dis
putes, The young probably will fall
in love.
Children born on this day may be
hasty and e~xtravagant but kind and
affeetionate. These subjects OF Leo us
ually overcome all obstacles to success.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12

AND WE started Dragging,
ABOUT ALL sorts Of things,
AND WI talked about wrestling
AND DIFFERENT holds.
AND | showed them one,
AND WI got to wrestling.
AND FOOLED around.
FOR NEARLY an hour.
{ AND THEN we went IN.
AND WHEN ! got home,
I'd LOST all my mail
AND WENT back to find It.
AND IT wasn't there.
AND THE very next morning.
THE POSTMASTER had 1t.
TIED UP with a string,
.
AND WRITTEN on it,
ION THE road to the lake"
sINGEp WATSON. the Butcher"
AND I'VE been thinking.
THAT MAYBE your mother.
GOT YOUR letter all right.
AND GOING home.
MET A couple Of women.
AND STARTED to wrostle.
AND LOST your letter.
AND FORGOT about H.
$50
AND SOMEBODY found 1t,
AND PUT 1t in the bread box.
BY MISTAKE for the mali box.
AND, ANYWAY,
IL you want your captain,
HOPE you'll set him,
] THANK you,
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
SHELBY'S VANS ARE
READY FOR MARKET

The market ward movement OF Shell
by oounty's crop OF sweet potatoes IS
about to begin, Il was stated Tuesday
morning by II. O. Pate, market director
of the Chamber OF Commerce farm
bureau. A number OF carloads Will he
shipped from the various communities
in which cooperative shipping asso-
Citations have been formed by w. nj,
Landess. count agent.
Mr.. Landess ID now getting In touch
with SOME OF the big produce houses IN
the East and North and will form con
nections with them for marketing tht
pntafonu
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
The1neaVN
Mrs. Pat Perry.

NEWBERN, Tenn, AUG, IL. (Spl)-
Mrs. Pate Perry, wife OF a w~ell-known
farmer, died at her home In the western
part of the county, near U~nionvillo. af-
ter q brief illness of pellagra Tho dc.
ceased was 70 years of age, and is sur
vived by her husband and five grown
children, Funeral services were con
Quoted by her pastor, Rev. d. Leggctt,
Of Lenox, andinterment was made near
Finley
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
TWO SMALL FIRES.

A pan OF grease on top Of the Y. NJ.
G a, building, Madison emu that
da- night, occasloned n call sent In for
the fireman, Several companies Of
Chief Ftzmorris' men responded hut
there had been no danger.
A cigaret tossed from the roof gar
den on the Front street side OF tho
Falls building, late Monday night. lg-
nited an awning at the seventh floor
and some n turned In n fire alarm.
The firemen ended the danger with only
THE canopy consumed
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
Copyright, 1919, by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate),
nv AnNUAnn n GApaR

paper SNnOlCateBs
BY HOWARD r. 6ARlS.
once upon a time, as Uncle Wiggtly
l4ongears, the bunny gentleman, was
hopping past the house whore Susie
Little tail, the rabbit girl, lived he saw,
out in front, Mrs. Littletail, who was
looking up and down the road.
Good morning, Mrs. Littletail, said
Uncle Wiggily, politely taking off his
tail, silk hat. Have you slost any
thing down the road9"
Yes, | am looking for Susie" was
the answer. She went out Ia play
about an hour ago, and she hasn't come
back. II is time for her to practice
her gnawing lesson, too"
Dear me- That's too bad!" spoke
he went on. "IfI find her I'll send her
home to take her lesson"
Thank you said Mrs. Littletaill, as
Uncle Wiggily hoped along, his pink
rose twinkling IKE a star fish at the
seashore on a dark night.
over the hills, through the woods
and across the fields hoped the rabbit
gentleman, looking for Susie, and at
last, as he came near a place IN the
woods where a ~sassafrass tree grew
next to a lollypop bush, the rabbit gem
tleman heard some voices.
"Ha! Those are animal girls talk
ing" said Uncle Wiggily TO himself,
Il hear Lulu Wibblewobble, the duck,
and Jennie, Chipmunk, Susie Littletail
must also lie there, l think.
So he hoped over the top of y
hucklebcrry bush and there me a
Susie, with Lulu and Jennie. the ami
NAL girls were playing on a pile o.
.sawdust made by Grandpa Whackum.
~ Grandpa Whackum was a beaver gen
tleman. you know, and he had very
. strong, sharp teeth for gnawing wood
He was the carpenter Ia the fores'
where the animal folk live, and bull
many houses for the rabbits, squirrels
and ducks.
Grandpa Whackum, as he saw MT
Longears, Are you looking fOr meV
mo. I'm looking for Susie Littletail,'
was the answer of the bunny gentle
man. Her mother wants her TO conn
right home and practice her gnawinl
'ei F0r animals, you Know. must hav.
lessons the same as must boys an
girls, Rabbits have gnawing lessons
frogs and grasshoppers have tumpinI
lessons and fishes have swimming les
sons. while birds must practice thei
flying lessons
Come home, Susie. and practice you
gnawing lesson" called Uncle VIE
iru come" answered Susie.
"And wen come with her" laughe
Lulu and Jennie, as they went alon
with Susie and Uncle Wiggily. TIL
rabbit gentleman, once he had foun
. susie, did NOE pay much attention I
the animal girls, as he was trying I
think what it was that Nu#e Jan
Fuzzy WuEzy had told Him I
bring from the store Uncle Wig
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12

Gonel
Copyright, 1919, by the Mcclure News
paper s~yndicateo
Now that Estrelda and Arthur Parker
had decided actually to bolt, as ne
phrased II, they were nervously eXciteu
and anxious to be gone, Though FRED,
die might not be returned TO hospilai
in America for months, or even a year,
there seemed no reason why they should
wait for this event. Just for a while,
Estrelda hung back, frightened. some
Of the undoubeed consequences OF her
act passed before her in a prescient VI
sion, II.
told Arthur. You know he's oid-tash-
toned. He doesn't realize that IN tns
ana remarked. He'll think it's some
kind OF disgrace. You remember he wa
shocked silly when he came IN ina
night and Just saw you hold my
hand. He told me that no srieo
woman should behave that way m W
| house with n man not her
whether II was his v dangnser NV NJ,
man alive. Papa's terribly straight
laced: regular old Methodist stock
"O--wen," said Arthur. Hell &c
over III He'll be glad some DAY ~
| ought 10 be anyway. I've got NOR
money than Freddie Mason ever though
Of having and L spend mine, aon,
sit on it Your father wih % s~'
cRn, not NJ first, said Estreld,
again. Il guess TIN be many . lon
day before I'll dare show my u
"sspN' iot we care for this little j.
town." he remarked. The people WIN
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12

IL East 9th street, New York City,
Dear X. G, B.-Tho other day ] wrote
a letter to my mother, She lives In 9
little bit OF a village In Vermont, and
| write TO her every day mailed this
letter July 20 and she didn't get II un-
I'll the goth. When she did get It there
was q penciled message on the oaeS
which said:
II found this letter In a bread box at
"FRANK INGALLS,, Baker"
Now, this was all right, because the
next time my mother doesn't get a let
ter from me she won't think I'm sick
and worry. She'll just say: -.
"Oh, it's probably up at the bakery
and wait tn It comes,
But there liz an army captain out West
who Ia very, very angry because ] didn't
answer q letter from him, which l really
never got. Do you suppose II you print
ed this letter all the New York bakers
would look through their bread boxes
for the letterS Because I'd very much
like to make my peace with the captain
Hopefully, sCRiB.
MY DEAR Serb:
HERE'S YOUR letter.
.
AND / hope all the bakers.
WILL LOOK through their boxes
AND FIND your letter.
FROM THE army captain.
BUT ABOUT the letter.
-
YOU WROTE your mother.
] WANT to tell you.
WHAT HAPPENED 70 me.
WHEN I went 10 the atoraa
WHERE THE postofficoiS
IN OUR little village.
AND GOT my mail
AND STARTED back homo.
AND MET q couple OF fellows.
WHO LIVE near me.
WHO WERE sitting down.
BY THE side Of the road.
AND / sat down.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
WILL. 6 0 CITIZEN

Papers certifying that Leon Fler:
stein former resident Of Memphis, but
now living at Clarksdale, Miss, has
declared his intention Of becorfing a
Citizen OF The Unhed States, will be
tbe Tinted States district court. This
was done upon request of Fuerstein IL
order that he may obtain his fina
papers at Clarksdale.
Fuersteiu is a native OF Galicia and
emis-rated to the United States from
Vienna via Hamburg in 1903.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
NASHVILLE TO VOTE
FOR MEMORIAL BONDS

NASHVILLE, Tenn, Aug. IL, (SplD
-Nashville's portion Of the fund 10
sailors OF Tennessee on Capital boule-
ward amounting TO $500. 900 as the city's
share, win be voted upon IN a bond
election to be held on Sept. rs, the
date OF the biennial city election.
The bond issue is made contingent
by the county, In the amount OF $ib0, 600.
An ordinance providing for the cty's
bond election was introduced an. the
city commission today by Mayor Cup
ton and passed first reading, The
states portion In the memorial and
capitol annex plan is $500, 900.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12

on me-" he sobbed to himself. II never
thought she'd bring shamel'
And "a hours later, in New York,
Mrs. Mason opened a cable that read:
sail on hospital ship Mercy due
New York the tweny-fifth. Let Estrel-
da know, Thank God l am coming
home, Freddie
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
Moffert- Stephenson.

COLUMBUS. Miss, Aug. IL, tSpll-
Mary Lou Stephenson, OF this city, were
recently married in Washington, The
bride Is the daughter of ]. T, Stephen
son, circuit clerk of Lowndes county,
and for several months past has been
employed In government work In Wash
ington. The groom Is a recruiting Off
Ger in Che United States navy.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
Robertson Moore.

YAZOo CITY, Miss, Aug. II. (Spl.l
Mrs. Fannie Wilson Robertson, Of
Anding, has announced the engagement
and approaching marriage Of her daugh-
ter, Ruth Carolyn, to George Hyer
Moore, OF Jackson, Miss. The wedding
Is to take place at the Baptist church
In AndinR on Semi. IL.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12

McGraw- Steinriede.

YAZoo CITY, Miss, Aug. II; (Spll
Mrs, Mary McGraw, of Yazoo City,
the engagement Of her
daughter, Katherine Cecilia, to William
B, Steinriede, also Of this city. The
wedding Is to take place at the st.
Mary's Catholic church, Aug. IA, at 8
q. m. No cards.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
MEN REJECT OFFER

NASHVILLE. Tenn, Aug. 12--All thu
shop crafts employed at the Nashville
Chattanooga 4 st. Louis railway shop
here have voted practically unAnimousl.
to reject the proposals OF Director
General Hines.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
Infant Dies.

CoyINGToN. Tcnn., Aug. Il. (spl.)-
The six-weeks-old son Of Mel McGowan,
Of the Sixth district OF this county,
died sunday and was buried Monday
at IL O'Clock In the Salem graveyard.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
R. A. Stewart.

NEW ALBANY, Miss, Aug. IL .tspl.l
-R A, Stewart, Of this city, died at
his home here late Saturday evening
and was buried at Old nbsnexer grave.
yard, near Cotton Plant, II Tippah
county NesterdaY afternoon.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
MI Rack AT BRISTOL.

BRISTOL, Tenn, Aug. ~. (Spi.l-
The $50 motive power workmen who
went on a strike here at the Southern
railway shops, Appalachian division,
last Thursday, returned 70 work at Z
o'clock today.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-12
Kelley McAllister.

NEW ALBANY, Miss, Aug. IL tSpl,)
George II. Kelley and Miss Francis
McADister were quietly married at the
Presbyterian parsonage In this city
yesterday by Rev. r. Il. Strong.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-12-24

fcTHERE is excuse for q former
/ service man not belonging &c
the American legion" said Col N
Lapowski, Chairman OF the grievance
committee for the local post. Every
man who served in any capacity with
the army. navy or marine Is eligible
to join II Re hasn't the money that
doesn't make any differences. The
initiation fee Is only 50 and dues are
Is cents a month. II 8 man hasn't
any money, why it's all wen and
good We accept his membership and
let him pay whenever he cza. II he
needs a job we try to get him one.
By joining the American legion the
men who served their country stick
together for their own welfare and
SO they. can continue TO serve their
country
The limit OF human degradation
Is beachcomber," said Spring
Byington. who plays the role OF
Diana. the girl who redeems Ten
Thousand Dollar Dean" the beach
combsr. IN The Bird Of Paradise"
drama Of Hawaiian life, which comes
70 the Crawford tomorrow
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-12-24
Little InterUieus.

Unless one sees these human
derelicts on the beaches Of the ISLANDS
Of the Pacific, IL is impossible to
realize how low a man can sink. and
the brute that some Of these outcasts
prove themselves TO be- Heaven only
knows what started any of these
beachc0mbers on the down gradel But
the pace is swift and the velocity in
creases with the speed OF lightning.
7 suppose that a bottle OF square
nose, or the love OF fits contents was
the beEinnings and you know what
drink VIII do TO q man Finally he
reaches a stage where ne viii com
nit any outrageous act 70 assure
enough OF the native liquor to ap-
pease his thirst Usually a native
woman. proud OF her possession Of a
white man, speeds the poor devil on
MS way, by supporting him In time.
even she turns her back, thrusts her
nan out OF the Napa grass hut and
he becomes a beachcomber. living
on what the waves OF the Pacific
wash up on the beach
The character Of Dean IN M
Iuly's play IS a true sketch OF some
OF these derelicts tn { I have seen
curing my engagement in Honolulu
a few years ago"
The Shelter ~ has introduced
boy work into the program among
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-12-24
A Merry Christmas.

he Joy Of Christmas IS IN giving. Tokens Of love and
friendship however small bring as much happiness to
the who gives the who receives It IS this
spirit that has brought into the Christian world the happy
Of the exchange Of gifts between friends and loved
The millions that spent each year for presents
wasted, for they represent messages Of good VIII
that bring their return thousand fold.
is not the intrinsic value Of the gift that counts II
the spirit which it is given that brings happiness
Even the cheering words "a merry Christmas" which
ringing the world 90 long way toward warming
the hearts Of the people, We cannot send gifts to all but
say those mage words to all We know and in spirit
say them to all and women and children everywhere
In this spirit The Herald wishes merry Christmas to
you and yours
We don't any more than get the world made safe for
democracy than become threatened with starvation
Nothing looks worse than the remains Of last nights
dinner unless is the editorial you wrote yesterday
That Denver minister who has added Jazz band his
church sort O. beat brother Knickerboeker to it.
-O-
Advice to women shoppers: Buy him something he
can something he can exchange
Berger may be known as the ambassador from Nil
waukee.
Ellis Island is doing Russian business, as it were
'Tis expectation that males blessing dear;
Hsapen Were not heaven # ne kneD Dhat II Uae-
Sir John Sucking