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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-07-07
HAS NEW SYSTEM.

Los Angeles, July IA national po,,
lice force. operated as a separate n
distinctive branch of the Federal 10Y
eminent, possessed with funds suHl-
Gent to prosecute the most relentless
Investigations and removed from tne
by which the United States can com
bat radacalim, in the opinion OF Jonn
L. Butler, chief Of police Of Los An
geles who has just returned from q
conference of Pacific coast CHIEFS OF
police at San Francisco. where the
looming n Of anarchy was dis
GUESSED.
'sThis national police department
should be strong enough numericaiiy
to cope with n situation, backeo
with a sufficient appropriation to I'M
against destructionists and should be
empowered by national legislation to
cali upon. and II necessary to direct:
the activities Of any local authority,
declares Chief Butler.
1.-THE national police force. which
the best-informed police officials now
favor, should be directed by expert
enced detectives, not politicians. 1t
should never be used for political
purposes nor for or against labor or
capital and should e become In
volved in their differences. The or.
g%anization should be one to which
could be reported for proper inquiry
any suspicious acts of persons coming
to the notice of city, county or state
authorities, civic organizations or In
dividuals; in other words. it should be
a centralized clearing house for data
for the protection of our people and
industries against anarchy or radical
ISM"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-07-07
Judge Fails To
Dismiss Townley Case
CONTINUED from Page ~

- AAoAS 50AA Y uAo july LAA 4us
stead of being conspirators, my clients
are the victims of a conspiracy ex-
tending over this and n~eighboring
states and all connected up. This
conspiracy was and now is in force
tor the purpose of. destroying the
N~onpartfsan League as a political ma
chine. 1t is all politics and since 1t
is, it should be settled in the political
arena
Attacks Others.
The men we are attacking. the
steel trust and the bankers. who fear
hat what we are advocating will in
terfere with their business have con-
sptred and are now conspiring to
knock US out politically. They avail
ed. themselves Of the opportunity
which existed, as they possessed the
machinery Of the state, Of accusing
the League Of being disloyal, by ac-
many and by hiring thugs to break
up meetings."
Markham Objects.
Attorney Markham objected to this
line Of argument. saying state officials
had nothing to do with this a
Attorney for the defense said that
state officers were a part Of the con-
spiracy referred to and Judge Dean
ended the encounter with the remark:
ut would seem that if state officers
entered into a conspiracy to do some
thing wrong they should be indicted
and tried. The counsel in his open
ing statement should confine himself
to what he expects to prove.'>
A running FIRE Of objections by the
state and sharp warnings directed at
the defense by Judge E. C. Dean this
forenoon marked the opening state
ment to the jury Of George Hoke.
Threatened to Fine Him..
Judge Dean twice threatened to fine
Hoke for contempt of court: He
charged the st. Paul attorney with at
tempting to discuss testimony which
the court indicated would not be ad-
mitted az evidence.
Hoke, after a brief outline in which
he declared the defense would show
that TownlAy and Gilbert and the
Nonpartisah League organization were
thoroughly loyal. stated that the de-
tense would put a humber Of Nom
partisan League members on the
stand to testify that their sons had
volunteered. for war service after they
had attended league meetings. Then
he began to enlarge upon their prob
able testimony.
Assistant Attorney-General Mark
ham indicated that the state would
object to the admission Of such testi-
DO you think that such testimony
would be proper proof?" asked Judge
Dean Of Attorney Hoke. Hoke re-
piled a~hirmatively. and asked the
court reporter to copy the -remarks OF
the Judge.
The reporter is under the direc-
ton Of the court and is not subject tc
your direction" sharply replied Judge
Dean. This thing has got to stop
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-07-07
British Balloon Leaves
For Home Tomorrow
CONTINUED from page y
scott Makes Announcement.

Mineola, July Major Scott an
nounced definitely at COR that the
R-34 would start on its return jour
ney at S o'clock tomorrow morning
flying over Boston. The R-s4 will
not circle New York before turning
east. he said.
The commander Of the R-34 based
his announcement of the starting
hour on the assumption hat the wind
would die down and permit the re-
fue1ing Of the dirigible.
I'VE will cruise over Boston," he
said, and then follow the trans-At-
lantic trade routes: We are selecting
that course because there we will find
the most favorable western winds.
We have advanced our starting time
because the earlier we get away the
lower the temperature and the lower
the temperature the greater amount
of petrol we can load. We can put
in $500 gallons which will give us
nothing to play with"
Mineola, N. z, July Lieut.. Col.
Frederick w. Lucas Of the royal air
force, in charge Of landing arrange
meilts for the R-34, at $3.50 a. m. to-
day denied that there had been any
change of plans for the departure of
the big British dirigible. He said the
overseas start positively would not be
made today.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-07-07
HAS NARROW ESCAPE.

Salamanca, July 7.-VVillt4m Pa
Doyle, . sysltchman ON the B.sR. Pr
narrowly escaped serious injury while
at work In the yards. He was on TOP
OF q string Of cars when the chAinf
on asbrake witch he was sotting.g
snapped. causing him 70 fall fbetNesna
the two cars The tstln Wa moving
and pAssed over him ~ hi; lay be-
tween the rails. bat ne escaped With.
Z spfaineds knee and bruises shout the
lhodGs
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-07-07
STRIKE rs BROKEN.

Rio Janeiro, Sunday, July s: :. the
Central railroad Of Brazil, the largest
and most important in the country.
annears to have been broken after
having lasted only a few hours; Train
service was reported normai MS
morning.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-07-07
j. From Buriegh County.

From BurleAgh County.
Belle Van vleet, plaintiff ana aI-
pellant, VS.. Edwin Van Vleet, deteno-
ant and respondent a.
Syllabus: hv
In an action for divorces brought oy
the wife. where the divorce is m
on the grounds Of cruelty. 1t Is ne!o'
1. For reasons stated in the opin-
ion. the Judgment awarding a DIVISION
Of the property should BE- m %nsenert1
BY efrecting a division OF me pro aths
in lieu Of an annuity. payable mon.n IN
ly: ana. pending such division, an a.
lowance Of $65 . month Is MAGE OIL
the support of the plaintiff ana ap-
spellant. - p,r-
leigh county, w. l.. Nuessle. j.
Modified and affirmed.
opinion OF tho court by Birdeeii; =;
Ch%ristianson. Ch. j., being ual
did not participate. 1,u
Newton, Dallam & Young, BIS
marck, attorneys for plaintiff ana ap-
sullivan & sullivan. Mandan.. attor-
neys for defendant and respondent
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-07-07

Appeal from an order -overruhne
: demurrer to complaint entered Dy
district court. Barnes county, Nd
Hon, J. "A. Coffey, judge.-
Opinion OF the, court by Grace, J..
Robinson, =. dissents. Bronson, -
being disqualified. did not part,ciRase,
Hon. Chas. NJ. Cooley OF the h
WIiiam IanEer, attorney general.
H. A. Bronson and Edward =. Cox
ASSISTANT attorney general. Bfsmarck'
n. s., attorneys for respondent
A, p. Pauhon ana Theodore 8. LAnu:
land, Valley City, N. D.. attorneys 1or
appellant.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-07-07

dred feet. whi1e~he nose was only 200
feet above the field.
Adjustments Of the ballast had to
be accomplished before the heat OF
the sun caused the gas in the bag to
expand.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-07-07

Hogs are very sensitive to wind
and cold at night and will suner Jus.
as much as a COW or horse IN coli
open houses. F.,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-07-07

When breaking the colt, see that all
parts of the harness are strong and
At we'll.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-07-07
President Is Charged
With Violating Law
CONTINUED from page, /

soon dispensed with the services OF
those members of the advisory COM
mission who had so d%eplorably bun
gled the control of supplies for the
armvD y' 5Etss -, IN. -Nsts
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-07-07

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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
mrs. J.V. T|luS
DIED THIS MORNING;
FUNERAL NOT
YET ARRANGED

A death which came as a great
shock to her family and friends &C.
Cured this morning at 9 o'clock when
Mrs j. V. Tillis passed away at her
home in Dixieland, after a weeks ILL
ness She first suffered an attack
Vi annuenza' which developed into
pneumonia from the effects of which
she was unable to rally.
Mrs. Tillis was a splendid woman,
OF hne noble traits of character, and
her neighbors say too much good
cannot be said Of her." She came to
Lakeland about three years ago from
Fort Myers, and leaves a devoted hus-
band and two sons to mourn her loss,
one Of whom expected to be mustered
out OF service at Camp Hancock this
morning. Pending his arrival, tie fu-
neral arrangements will not be made
out 1t is expected that the funeral
will be held some time on Monday,
Rev. L. W. Entzminger in charge.
Mrs. Tillis having been a consecrated
member Of the Baptist church.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
InS0ciety
Mrs. w. H. Mum Entertains

Mrs. W. H. Mum entertained Fri
day afternoon at Auction Bridge.
Three prizes were given, the first
going to Mrs. W. l.. King, the second
to Miss Lois Dame and the Gu. prize
to Miss Mary Grower.
Refreshments of two courses were
served.
Those attending the party were
Mrs. II. e. Memminger, Mrs. |. Dale
Williams, Mrs. Rosco Skipper Mrs i.
W. l.. King, Mrs. Barnwell Fuller.
Mrs. J. P. Getzen, Misses Evelyn
Cowdery, Louise Cowdery, Mary
Grower, Ann Cardwell and Lois
Dame.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18

Liest. Ray Weaver, son of Mr. and
+. W. B. Weaver, is in Lakeland,
eating his many friends, coming up
pm Tampa. where his parents now
Plde, to visit friends in Lakeland for
nay or two. When the 31st Division
Pied for France, Ray entered the or
|en Training School at Camp Cor.
= and was there when the armis-
Il was signed. He was allowed to
ash his course and was given his
omission, but was released from
Fvce with the understanding that if
services were needed again he
|ald enter the army with the rank
lieutenant.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
MODERN WooDMEN OF AMERICA

Lakeland Camp 1908 Of the Mod.
ern Woodmen of America, at their
regular meeting next Monday night,
Will hold public installation of the
newly elected officers.
The elected officers for the coming
year as as follows:
L. E. Ellis, Consul.
w. w. Chase, Past Consul.
+. F. Haines, Adviser.
7. B. O'Steen, Clerk.
w. F. Reid, Banker.
w. P. Folks, Escort.
E. R. Schurman, Waterman.
Lloyd Adams, Sentry
E. l.. Cook, Trustee.
H. E. Memminger, Trustee.
c. Fl. Williams, Trustee.
The entertainment committee has
an interesting program and
provided for refreshments and the
members of the camp and their fam
lilies and friends are expecting very
vening The Camp has had
a very satisfactory and substantial
growth the past year and the mem
bers are making plans for a greater
effort this coming year.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
Ladies Aid to Meet
With Mrs. J. r. B0ulware

The Ladies Aid Society of the First
Presbyterian church will meet or
Monday afternoon at 3 o'clock at the
home of Mrs. J. R. Boulware. 10 e
Palmetto st..
All members are requested to be
present. The annual election Of Off
GERS will be held and other business
transacted.
MRS. j. A. WALKER, Pres.
MISS LEILA GALLOWAY, Sec
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
REAL ESTATE HAS
CHANGED HANDS
RAPIDLY THE
PAST WEEK

The following real estate transfers
have been made during the past week
L F Mobley and wife to Alex More;
Scion G Wilson to Florida Lake Re-
gion Land Co; Florida Highlands Co
to Jane West ct al; Irwin A Var
nell and wife to Henry M Little; R
X Winegord and wife to J J Watson
and wife; s H Rogers Jr to W C
Edmiston: Fred T Benford to Florida
and Georgia Land Company; Grant u
Conant and wife to Nancy Caroline
MINIS; R L Mayes and wife to
Nancy Caroline Minis; Martha Vic
toria Nungnesser to W F Halla.n and
Co; Harold Austin Bucklin to w c
Lipscomb; E G Sleeper and wife to
J e Melton ct al; J W Tucker and
wife to w e Tucker; w A Lyder and
wife to A Preston Boyd Southern
Land Securities Co to Seasons In.
vestment Co; Virginia A Phorcc to
Alice M Rainey; G L Bidwell and wife
to F H Zimmers Jr.; F J Collins and
wife to J H Martin; Fl c Sullivan and
wife to H Martin; H C Sullivan and
wife to Lora c Gum; Irwin A Var
nell and wife to W NJ Higley; H
Strobe and wife to Alexander Mckay;
Thomas H Fuller ct al to Roswell c
Erwin; Lake Wales Land Co to Jennie
r Moss; T G Lockwood and wife to
W A Lyle; ] e Melton and wife to
NJ A Platten; First Nat Bank Of Lake
land to NJ A Patten and wife; @ H
Saunders and wife to Henry Slower;
Lake Alfred Fruitlands Co to Hugh
" Wear; w e Hedrick and wifef to
Jos R Dean; T l. Marquis and wife
to C H Wilson; Leslie r Moore and
wife to James l. Frederick; Maudo
Bemis and husband to 7 G Tiilman;
Mrs. e A Blaine to Nina l. Hey; A
r Thomas TO NJ Cousins; E B Burns
to NJ Cousins; Caroline w Faulkner
and husband to Fred Kaiser; Milton
d Wilson and wife to Hiram Hickok;
F E Henderson and wife to General
Demps: d H Sloan and wife to II
Stanley; Tax Deed to N H Booth;
Clara Johnson to Mrs. Emma Young;
Irwin A Yarnell and wife to Clayton
A Yarnell; John Logan and wife to
Mollie Hawkins; Mountain Lake Cor
poration to Frank S Washburn; Ber-
tina A Amsler ct al to L N P,pkin;
II W Smell and wife to ] ECrump; j
A Keen and wifef to e DeVane; Y
C Mann and wife to W Bryant; An
ME F milford and husband to r u
Chambers; W E Tucker to J W Tuck
er: W M Hampton and wife to Mrs
A c Thornhill; Florida and Georgia
Land Co to Ina Waterman; Peter G
Baker and wife to Winter Haven Wa
fer. Light and Ice Plant; Society I'm
iyerselle De Mines to Charleston
c M and Co.. 4; P Juneau to Charleston
G C NJ and M Co; L C Lee and wife
to H C Petteway; T l. Wilsonand
wife to E II Youngs Jr Barlow Rec
ord.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18

r. "A Moore Haven item in the ramns
aisa suits says; A large black bear was
discovered in the corporate limits a 81
Town this morning. This is tho f,r ..
wild bear seen here this season, hu, ~ :,
10 not an infrequent occurrence. Hunt.
III. a w, now out and it seems prob.
aoie that it will be overtaken,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
HUN. II. ]. DRANE TO MAKE
AN ADDRESS AT EPISCOPAL
CHURCH SUNDAY EVENING

me alumni service in the Episcopal
cnurch Sunday evening will be OF spe-
cial interest to the residents Of Lake
lana. Mr.. H. J. Drane has accent
ca the rector's invitation to make an
ADDRESS on the early history Of the
local church.
Following the service there will he
Social Hour at the Rectory, to which
the congregation are invited
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18

PR. and Mrs. C. H. Tidd, having
ID their home property, will move
Lakeland next week, where they
I've home and five acres. They
peet to visit relatives in Ohio and
Nv York next summer but will be
ing back to Florida when the frost
on the pumpkin. Their numerous
ends hope they will settle in Dade
y again. -Dade City Banner.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18

Mr.. Joe D. Allen, late of Louis
| le KY, has formed connection
+h the well-known and reliable real
! late agency Of W. X. Jackson,
Iich is now known as w. X. Jack,
\ Co., with Offices over the First
/ uonal Bank. Mr.. Allen is a fine,
norable representative Of the Blue
bss State, and will add increased
kor to this popular real estate
ensy.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
TRIED TO STEAL
DR.. WILSON'S CAR

Last Sunday night DR.. c. H. Wilson
was awakened about midnight by a
noise back of the premises. He sup
posed 1t was some one after his
chickens and made the rounds with
a revolver in one hand and a fash
light in the other. He failed to find
the cause of disturbance but next
morning he found his car pushed
back some rs or 100 feet. Tracks
showed that the fellow who tried to
get the car had made considerable ef-
fort to crank it, and that he failed
in getting 1t to go is the reason that
Doc did not lose his Ford.-BartoW
Record.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18

Mrs. W. W. Carter has received a
tier from her son, Dewey Carter. in
Itch he encloses a very interesting
Itch Of the part played by his ship,
Prometheus, during the war. and
10 a picture of the ship and its Off
Is and men. Dewey is a petty officer
the ship, and has made a splendid
cord since he has been in the SER
,e.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18

n D. Richey's many. friends were
h to see him out Monday after a
orc case TO influenza. Mr.. Richey
he out a couple of weeks ago and
kered a relapse of the disease and
few days his recovery was
! btful. He is now rapidly improv.
and in a couple Of weeks will be
/ to take full charge of his bust.
is again.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
PAY YOUR WAR PLEDGE

Your United War Work Pledge If
payable as follows
so per cent Dec. 2.
25 per cent Jan. 10.
rs per cent March 10.
AT the State Bank Of Lakeland g
W. W. CHASE,
5000 Treasurer z. W. W. F.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18

Raw ~FS 1884,. A. R. Leach and daughter,
r ray, , returned last night from Nash :.
t t.,ie' rem where they spent the mast
s eniss months with Mr.. Leach, who a1t is
there. contract
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
Lakeland Laconic.s

Mrs. H. s. Hey and Mrs D..
St st'Dr posa. today from motor trim to
p sues petersburg s where they were tho 10
S SavS'S r Of Mrs. George Liuotte yest sns
N''' rney had most delightful nlt trim
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
q, Bonfoey. of Bonfoey G Elliott,
|,,iteets. of Tampa, was a business
| ,,or TO Lakeland today.

Loselo Raymondo, of Lakeland was
|ting after business at the county
\ Wednesday, Mrs. Raymond and
X accompanied him and spent the
\ with relatives. Barlow Record.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
Reynolds
RECENT ARRIVALS AT
NEW SOUTHERN HOTEL

j. T. Mustain and wife, H. F Mus
tain, Mrs. Mary Eta Waters, Horse
Cave, Ky; B. s. Hamlin, A. W.
Duly, Akron, Ohio; Everett Bose,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
Girls Of the Philathea Class
Urged To Be PROMPT

Girls Of the Philathea Class OF the
First Baptist church are asked to be
in their places at 10 o'clock tomorrow
morning. One-half minute late and
you will be counted tardy
REPORTER.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
Wisconsin; j. @. Allen, Union, .. C. !;
Melvin Hale. New Hampshire.

FOR SALE-Lot and cottages in
Mulberry. cheap. Mrs. Lula Cason,
107 Green. 1874
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18
Reading Circle Meets Monday
With Mrc. n r. T,ufspy

With Mrs. r. f. Lufsey
The Reading Circle Of the First
Methodist church will meet Monday
afternoon at 3 O'Clock at the home o.
Mrs. r. p. Lufsey. All members in
vited.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-01-18

Celebration Of Lees Birthday
VIII Not Be Held
Owing to various reasons, the cele-
bration of Lees birthday will not be
held this year as planned.
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1919-09-04

Father Got Il.

Dad. do we have to pay war tax so
the government can buy our Thrift
stamps back from us?" said Dick, who
was just eight years old.
"Yes, you have the right idea about
it." replied the father.
well, why can't we turn in the
stamps and just call it square? If we
could do that l could buy soda. I've
got dime," said Dick.
Dick was waiting for an answer, and
after much thinking, father reached
for his pocket, Here's another penny"
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1919-09-04
cutIcura Soap for the Complexion.

CutIcura Soap for the Complexion.
Nothing better than Cuticura Soap
daily and Ointment now and then as
needed to make the complexion clear,
scalp clean and hands soft and white.
Add to this the fascinating, fragrant
Cuticura Talcum and you have the
Cuticura Toilet Trio.zAdv.
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1919-09-04

West, and Of these 80 are III CHIcHgo'
with seven others In Illinois, according
to the federal board of vocational edu-
cation. while eight commercial and In
dustrial establishments in Illinois, OF
which six are in Chicago, have under
taken to train disabled men.
It Is the policy of the board to
utilize existing institutions for instruc-
ton rather than to set up special
schools and classes for the re-educa-
ton Of wounded soldiers for civil life.
and also to assign the men, wherever
possible to institutions In or near thei
provided, the instruction ranging from
agement to photography. and from C
auto mechanics and plumbing to sal
MEDICINE. and dramatic art.
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1919-09-04

the and
THAT elaboration
will the n a moment"
When the frantcay called
Washington barracks learned the instrument
something Whether Its smi
Of bands
een and IS a
without
dotted line
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1919-09-04

Hagerst0wn. Nd, who has rendered
musical pieces with the home band, en-
tered the army recruiting office at 500
Tenth street and said he would enlist
in the army II he could be taught to
play the contrabass sarrusophone.
The sergeant seemed undecided as
to whether to throw him out or take
him seriously. Then he asked the cap
tain. The captain assumed an attitude
OF deep thought and, murmuring some
inaudible plea, retired to his back
room, where he telephoned the major
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1919-09-04
Merry.

"What are you writing, old MANI"
"An article entitled Advice to Grad
uates.'"
"Eh! Advice to grad Well, Of all
the presumption ~ Boston Evening
Transcript.
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1919-09-04

he wasn't going em? Kids are responsible for the rucion
skirts hides
thereon
to
lAredsh Paris $ skirts certainly
all the them
theirle creations
principal and what pleased
else
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1919-09-04
Toad in a Coal Seam.

A toad has been found buried In
Netherseal colliery, near Burton-on-
Trent, England. A collier was mining
900 feet below the surface and mile
from the pit shaft when his pick struck
into pocket of clay, and out rolled a
toad three inches long. 1t is being
kept in the managers Office, and Is re-
covering sight and moving about.
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1919-09-04

With your fingersl You can lift off
any hard corn. soft corn, or corn be-
tween the toes, and the hard skin cal
luses from bottom of feet.
A tiny bottle of "Freezone" costs
little at any drug store; apply few
drops upon the corn or callus. In
stantly it stops nurtins, thea shortly
you lift that bothersome corn or callus
right off, root and all, without one bit
of pain or soreness. Truly! No hum
bug ADV.