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The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-19
WEST DANVILLE

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Bolton Jr.,
have come to live with his grand
father, Henry Bolton.
Mr.. and Mrs, Harry Page have
gone to keeping house in Fred Dam
iels' tenement and Mr.. and Mrs.
Wallace Powers Of Peacham have
moved into the other tenement.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Bolton have
come to live with his father, Orrie
Bolton.
Miss Mary M, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Z. f. Aver was married at
Danville, Nov. II to Earl C. Rodger,
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Rodger by
Rev. David Hickland.
Mr.. and Mrs A.. J. Goss received
word of the marriage Of their
daughter, Harriet Jane on November
7 in Kansas City, to Corp. Harvey c.
HARRIS Of the Second Engineers
train, who recently returned home
from two years over seas service.
Nh. Harris is Il civil engineer and has
employment in Kansas City where
they will make their home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clayton Harrington
spent Saturday at st. J%ohnsbury.
Mr. and Mrs V. d. Blake spent
Sunday at Barnet.
MI. and Mrs. f. B. MilliGan were
Sunday visitors at Peacham.
Mrs. H. r. White spent Friday al
st. Johnsbur.y.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Brickett went
Saturday to Boston to visit theii
sons there. Mr.. Brickett rcturncd
Monday and Mrs. Brickett will re-
main o few weeks. Her sister, Mrs
Elsie Bovee, of Marshfeld, is keep.
ing house for her during her alb
sence.
Mrs. Abbie Lane who has beer
visiting relatives here. returned to 81
Johnsbury Monday.
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will attend the ball at L%yndonville to-
night.
Jack Hager was in Woodsville Wed
nesday on business.
Mrs. Mitchell Fountier left We'd
nesday for a stay at North Thetford
and Lyme.
The Y. P. C. U. of the Church OF
the Messiah, will hold a social at The
vestry this evening.
Arthur e. Smith has purchased {
new Buick Coupe, n that can stay
in the road.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-19
DANVILLE

Lloyd Brigham from Morrisville
spent the week end at w. C. Heath's
a guest of Miss Adelaide Badger.
The True Blues gave an enter
tainment at the town hall last Sat
urday night. They played games and
refreshments were served.
The third Red Cross roll call has
closed with $40 members. Quite a
falling off since last year.
Miss Anne Badger spent the week
end with her parents at Hyde Park.
MI. and Mrs, George M. Dole are
spending a week at Boston and vic
unity.
Rev. p. A, Adams, Rev. David
Hickland and John Tinker are in
Burlington this week attending the
In%ter-church world movement.
Harmony Club will hold their regu-
Lar meeting next Monday evening,
Nov. "a.
The Woman's Missionary society
will meet Thursday afternoon, Nov.
20 at three o'clock at the home of
Mrs. Marshall Stocker. AS this is
the Thankoffering meeting, it is
hoped that as many as possible will
attend.
The regular monthly social Of the
Methodist church society will be
held next Thursday evening at the
Methodist church Rememberthe date,
November 20.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-19

FOR SALE--A meat cart. Roy &
Roy. 70 If
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-19
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There will be Thanksgiving eXer-
cises held at the school house Friday
afternoon at. two o'clock.
Mrs. Mabel Somers of L%yndonville
spent Saturday with her mother, Mrs
. P. Little.
Mrs. aMude Symes goes Wednes-
day to oMntreal to live with heI
daughter, Miss Hildred Symes.
Mrs. Georgia VIM is visiting Mrs
Weed in Greensboro and will VISIT
Mr.. and Mrs. S P. Pinney at MOT
r~isville before returning home.
Nj. and Mrs. Fl. C. Ingalls, arc hay
ing a bath room and furnace Install
ed in their home.
Use Nazol for colds in children and
adults. adv.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-19
ST.. JOHNSBURY
Local News

Mrs. Annie Lanctot and two chill
dren of Waterbury, Conn, are here
visiting her sister, Mrs. Peter Cling
ras.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles A. Blaisdell
of Chocorua have come to spend The
winter with her sister, Miss Edit
Blaisdell, on Eastern Avenue.
Miss Marion Merrill and a party OF
friends from White River Junction.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-19
EAST BURKE

Mr.. and Mrs. F. E. Mcdonald were
Sunday visitors of her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. 0. b. Cutting in Concord.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Houghton from
East Lyndon spent Sunday at the
home of his sister, Mrs. Edwin
Hough.
Mr. and Mrs. Wlifred B~rousseau
and family and Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Denonville and family attended the
25th wedding of Mr.. and Mrs. Peter
Abar at West Burke Sunday.
Miss Stacie Phillips from Oak
Bluffs is visiting her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Oscar Phillips.
The young peoples Sunday School
class have a social in the Congrega-
tional vestry Saturday.
Miss Goldie, Drown from Montpel-
Ter, who has been for several weeks
at the hospital in Bellows Falls re-
covering from a evere operation, has
been spending a few days with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John Drown.
Mrs. ]. J.. Stafford was a Sunday
visitor there.
Mrs. Hattie Harris went Thursday
to Sanford, Conn, to spend the win
ter at the home of her son, Charles.
Mrs. Eta Phillips went Friday to
Manchester, N. H., to spend some
time with her-son, Wendell, and wife,
Her son, Oscar, accompanied her for
a few days.
Lawrence Bowan is quite sick with
the mumps. Bessie Warner, Daniel
Gibson, Nellie Edmunds and Philips
Angel are home from the Institute
with them.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. B. Colby, Mrs. H.
M, Fruto, Mrs. B. F. Humphrey,
MIS-. H. d. Webster, Mrs. B. w.
Streeter, Mrs, w H. Cole were in
Lyndonville Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Colby of st.
J%ohnsbury were Sunday visitors at
A. B. Colby's.
Mrs. Jesse Drew from Woodsville,
N. H., is caring for her mother, who
is i'll.
Ralph Buell. from St. Johnsbury
visited his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
James Buell., Sunday.
Leila Hardy, Nellie Edmunds,
Daniel Gibson Phillips Angel and
Bessie Warner have the mumps.
Oliver Jenness was in East St.
Johnsbury Wednesday and Thursday
to see his daughter and husband, Mr..
and Mrs. Roy Brooks.
The following officers were elected
Wednesday night at Burke Mountain
Grange for the ensuing year. Mas
ter, Grace Hunter; Overseer, Grace
Cole; Lecturer, Kate Colby; Steward,
Wallace Russell; Assistant Steward,
John Wright; Chaplain, Mary Bel
den; Treasurer, Myron H. Gibson;
Recording Secretary, Ray Barring
ton; Gate Keeper, Ira M. Hunter;
Mabel Lang; Pomona, Gladys
burlington; Flora, Vivian Burning
ton; L. A. S., Lillian Wright.
Rev. J @. Angel officiated at the
funeral of Mrs. Woodward at East
Haven Monday afternoon.
Rev. J. @. Angel is spending a.
few days in Burlington attending the
of the Interchurch World
movement.
Mrs. Charlie Knapp is quite sick
the mumps. /
Mrs. Maud Mcneil from Lyndon
Center is visiting her sister, Mrs.
B. w. Sherburn.
Mrs. Elva Humphrey from Rhode
.sland is visiting old friends in town.
MI. and Mrs. Wesley Dee visited
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin Istham in Victory
Thursday.
Mrs. B. F. Warner,S Mrs. E. r. Har-
-ey, Mr.. and Mrs. J.. c. Lucia, were
BUSINESS visitors in st. Johnsbury
Thursday.
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CLASSIFIED DEPT
WANTED


WANTED-Pin boys at Barquin's
Bowling Alley, A cents a string. So If
BOARDERS Wanted at Fl Main
Street. 81 tt
WANTED-Reliable man to get up
wood and pulp and drive team.
Glenn A. Adams, Passumpsic, VT.
115-1wkf
WANTED-Laborers at the new
Plymouth Creamery. Apply to Will
liam Ross, Supt., st. Johnsbury.119tf
WANTED-Girl for general house
work. Tel. 1928. 119 If
WANTED-Experienced bookkeeper
at once. Inquire Caledonian. 121 If
FOR SALE-12 H. 2. international
gasoline engine mounted on wheels.
Used one season. Bargain. Inquire
Corner Garage. 121 If
WANTED-A fur o~vercoat, dark
color with trimmed collar and cuffs
preferred. Also Philo coop for six
hens. Tel. 568-W. 1925
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FOR SALE

FOR SALE-1000 Edison 6Oc re-
cords while they last, A for $1.00. 1000
copies of 10 and 15c music, 3 FOR 25c.
McLean's Music Store.
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LOYALTY Is First Demand.

Business presents untold opportuni-
ties, magnificent possibilities; but the
only man who ever succeeds for him
self or deserves promotion from any.
one else is the man who is loyal.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-19

Use the American Throat Tablets.
Adv.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-19

BOARDERS Wanted at 81 Main
Street. 81 tt
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-06-15
HDmb1Ig va

y young lady yhose dramatic ability
"a ffratc' than her personal attrac.
IONS called on popular manager wit n
nc we" or ohiainlnK part The
ma mayer chattt1 ahOU, the value Of
ko"d i"oks 30 woman. ending up
Nhn' fcsu'y ~ 20 woman what
Grams AR" 10 = man" "Therc's only
~ h!ne more valuable 10 man than
Ln!nn' shid the yrung lady what's
,nh' asked Tho manager. Tact"
was VIC reply
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-06-15
SbeciaIiSed Knit
UNDERWEAR
For Summer

IRON the Calvert Mills we secure these
Lisle Union Suits, with glove silk tops,
in pink or white. Tight or loose knee.
S1.50.
FROM the house of "Richelieu' we offer
Gauze. Lisle Union Suits, bodice top or
sleeveless; tight or loose knee; pink or
white. S5c.
"RICHELIEU' Lisle Vests, sleeveless or
bodice top, in pink Or white, are special at
soc.
"KAYSER'S' Gauze Silk Lisle Vests. in white
only, sleeveless or with bodice top. zoe.
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One Particular
WOLFE DRESS
In the Basement

IF 1T WE'RE merely question Of style, we
would back this dress against all COM
petitors, regardless Of price. Amazing"
is an overworked word, but it applies in
this case A summary, youthful dress, ruff
fed edged panniers draped down to either
side; dainty vest and roll collar of en-
brodered organdy, bell sleeves and pock-
cts with ruffing; in navy, pink Or Copen
$1,000.
incidentally this dress is one model among
the many in summer materials, at popular
prices.
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Closing RecftaI.
Announced.

Mrs John y Blunt announces The
marriage o: her daughter. Ruby Bur
ford. 10 Howard Clifford Tcivot, OF
Norfolk. the ceremony having iahea
place at Admission. Ala, on May IS.
after a Northern wedding Trip NJ. ana
Mrs Privott will DC a; aoT. - sSs
Maple Avenue. Norfolk.
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WOMEN's MEETINGS.

Iho Wonam,s Conmittco for Home con,
ne ''H"i!." We. viii meet in the rirsys'
Amor Iu"Sdsy morning ~ 1890 o'cIock
~! moTbers Of the former Godmothtrs
league az" asked 70 IL present - arrange
in,1nts a." !" T.. made for tho cntertninmsn:
OF, returned -oihlcrr. eailo-n ,nd marine
>, ne regular semi monthly meeting of 81,
tHti,H% i."n"rnlrnt ard Sncia Sbctr,y Will
~ iclH Monday evening . oC,ock II,
,"e 'ier utiN" ro"rn> 81 81. pa,rick's Fems e
S,a.efhy: corner 81 Txenty sinh ard ORE
o."cN me social session comTn!,tec ha,
~ hE'ti an attractive entertainment
ne Grand children D! The ConI.a.r.ey
aVn"iSfN 10 KichrnorG Chapter q y
-, np.n me last meeting 81 the seA.ou
az hsH '.mp Hnii Wsrrtsdsy afternoon ~
E,hs.k tiant for garden f.te TO be given
Inn me next iew "srHr will b., conpIet I.
n"o coininit>cs appointed 10 ;sge charx.
W. ~" Hnh'r The -n"";Hg IN !ne.t i'm
W., '"!lt ono. a n" f~,s VIA he tn. Isyr,,,
,n...rI'"'nmen' "re' Indertsk,n by IN. Aux,
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Society Calendar
MONDAY.

MONDAY.
John Powell and Mr.. Harris. OF Now
York. at Wotnan's Club. $3.50
Semt-ruonthlS meeting of 81. PatrIcks
benevolent and Social Society in eaccu-
tive rooms Of st. Patrick's Female
TUESDAY.
Womnn's committee for Jubilee Week
meets In Gruys' Armory. 1880.
WEDNESDAY,.
Grandchildren of Confederacy. Aux
Hilary to Richmond Chapter. L. ID. c.,
meets at Lee Camp Hall, 4.
THURSDAY.
Entertainment for Children. Wnrd OF
the Retreat. old Richmond College
campus. TO 10.
FRIDAY.
Lawn fete for organ fund. .is Victor
John Powell plays at "Cpper Shirley"
benefit of Kings Daughters Fresh Air
Camp.
SATURDAY.
Informal hop at Country Club Of vir-
Einia.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-06-15

Al 1880 O'Clock Monday ~o-ain :
az The home OF The bride OF East
Broad Street. the Rev. Williams Off :
eating. the marriage OF Mss IDA
ZONES. daUshter q; Nj. ard Mrs. Jones
10 4 T. Pendergrass. % Durham. y.
{. was celebrated The bride wore
a travelling sun: with hat 10 match
and bouquet OF sweet peas. Nj.
and Mrs. Pendergrass WILL make Their
home n Durham, y. c.
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Freedom From Discomfort
Depends Upon the
SUMMER CORSET

wv two classes--he thought
w thoughtless n is easy o
which is which. Those of the first may known
GOODNESS and freshness
weather The second class the who
flushed worried detected and
activity. o Of
go laundering thought
THE LILY OF FRANCE Corses shown in models
comfort-to suit all figures Semisport
els Of most important with elastic and
5000 $780, while the
o prices from SIS 90 $500
GRECIAN TRECO RIDING models by
their suitability; they accurately
proportions at the proper points O give
comfort $3.50 $1,000.
"TREO all elastic models of course popular with the
slender who in for active sports.
"TREO" may had in combination with COUTII,
81 80 to $1,000
Have Your Corset Properly Fitted and Adjusted.
This Is of the Utmost Importance.
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At 1913

and White Organ
dies and Printed Voiles, for
girls OF to IA, in styles Of
unusual charm; ruGling and
picoting used with original
ity: wide crushed girdle,
sashed at the back; collars
and cuffs really distinctive.
Glorious color effects in solid
tones and combinations.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-06-15
Parasols
For Riddles

PARASOLS with ruffled and hem
stitched edges, in gloria and
Chinese silks, with ruffled and
hemstitched edges; natural
wood handles (all colors)
S1.5o.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-06-15
At $1,000

in THESE amazingly priced
organdie and Wolfe Dresses
mothers are offered, for
girls OF 6 to 16 years,
Dresses such as cannot be
had regardless OF price). at
any but the. best stores
These are dresses Of very
deiinlte and rare beauty;
plain and lacey styles.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-06-15
Creepers
NeW and Pretty

DAINTY new Creepers of white
repp. trimmed in pink and blue
or in pink and blue trimmed
white; square neck, with or
without collar, turnback cuffs;
months, l and years. S1.8S.
CREEPERS Of white striped dim
ity. with sprays OF hand EN-
broidery and picot edging; 6
months, l and years. $3.50.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1919-07-10
Roosevelt as q Writer.

In ar article on Theodore Roosevelt
in the Yale Review, Henry A. Beers
says of him as a writer:
MI. Roosevelt produced much ex-
cellent literature, but no masterpieces
like Lincoln's Gettysburg address and
second inaugural. Probably his
sketches Of ranch life and Of hunting
trips in three continents will be read
longest and will keep their freshness
after the public questions which he
discussed have lost interest and his
historical works have been In part re-
written. In these outdoor papers. he
sides the thrilling adventure which
they-very modestly-recOr'l, there
are ever passages Of descriptive beau-
ty and chapters of graphic narrative,
like the tale Of the pursuit and cap
ture of the three robbers who stole
the boats on the Missouri river which
belonged to the Roosevelt ranch"
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1919-07-10
Working Wives Lose Homes.
From the Portland OregonIan.

Women who are loathe TO lose their
independence and who continue work
ing after marriage, In the positions held
before they wed are a fertile source Of
supply for the divorce courts, II, statis-
tics kept during the past 10 years by
Presiding Judge Gatens OF the circuit
court have any bearing ON the general
situation.
He granted 81 divirces in that time
and in SO Of those cases the women
worked before and after marriage. In
only seven instances did the woman who
had been employed before marriage give
up her work because Of her own desires
and at the request of her husband.
This Is a rather startling discovery"
commented Judge Gatens the other day.
Many people a held that more happy
marrlaages result from the wife continu-
ing to work after marriage because Of
the economic independence afforded. 1t
does not seem to work out that way.
Apparently, the husband loses his sense
of responsibility, the wife meets many
men in a business way, unfounded teal-
ousy results, and the divorce court gets
the wreck. Or, possibly the wife loses
interest in home affairs, does not care
to establish a home m raise children
and the ties gradually grow weaker.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1919-07-10
= RsfAs
a Soldier Tiew.

To the loyal American citizen who feels direct responsibility for Tho we,t.ro
u his country, N past few daysasinre the opening of the lew repubuean
congress have been If more Importance than the dark days D, III ar For
or years. preceding Americas entry into the conflict and during the two years
aa her participation, craftsmanship as lhd aside and o only h nation MT
ngress, almost to a man stood behind President Wilson in his fight fr a
reaction has set in. nt only il thstu true Of our W land but also of every
and which had a direct interest in the struggle t".
@ In "" W country the political reaction IA gained enough noueptu n
carry 1t far The party in power and it, leader are being arragned for the
way In which they welded the sword and pen. First the new elections un-
seated thu war party and gave the republicans a majority This gives the
opponents OF the president a chance to show whether they investigate from
yaly or spite nato Lodge and his contemporaries are beginning their
on thu League Of Nations and Peace Treaty, although it is doubtful
whether hey arr ale to interpret it or lot. They seem to be Of tn opinion
and discIhm all responsibility for h future wefar OF the world. They cry
because the president with his foreshghtedness, has peered into the future far
out If their range II vision and has broken a few nodded and loss grown
rrcedents in order to meet the future a IS lie sees it.. But what do presidents
amount to in a chaos where the very roots Of the OLD civilization have been
pucked u ranspianed? In q world where the haad OF destiny has over
turned the presidents of ages, will the American people allow the presidents
Of thu past to threaten thu progress of thu order?. At this critical moment
In the transition from IA to peace, shall a few befogged minds make If no
avail the victories which he soldier purchased at 70 great a price? Shall the
soldiers return Ito find men who have ever had their all at stake robbins him
bf the fruits Of victory? President Wilson Is a man who possesses the conf
Of the world at large and We hope OF the American people. He has at
tanned for America place in the u Power JUS ever carry responsibility
II the holder would be other than a tyrants u president, has shouldered his
enc of the burden of making the world a better place to live IL, and o when
his efforts are beginning to meet with success, a few demagogues, claiming to
be statesmen are trying to nuMfy his efforts. Perhaps he made mistakes.
What man las not? He is not perfect and h questions at stake have been
SO great that 1t has been impossible for human minds to give a perfect solution.
Criticism in a land Of free speech is sound policy but men should question: their
own motives before trying to tear GOWN the work of superior minds. Partisan
ship is a good method Of controlling internal pernsr but show a solid front to
the world. Take a ounce of loyalty and patriotism with every grain of cud-
csm. Any man however small ca knock, but only a hero a face his oppo-
nents and remain te to lofty ideals and a great vision. ia. 49,. .ml
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1919-07-10
DATES FROM COLONIAL DAYS
George Washington Hoteb-jn Princess
Anne, Maryland, = Relic Of coun-
try's EarIlesteDays.

Princess Anne, Md, as its name sug,
gests, Is q town with a history that
goes back to the time when Mary
land was a royal colony, ruled by Lord
Baltimore from his great estate at
Dover House.
Naturally, you expect Princess Anne
to be very colonial" in atmosphere,
The railroad station is your first dis
appointment, being a surprisingly
large and substantial brick affair,
But then, railroads are great destroy.
ers of atmosphere anyway. The George
Washington hotel, which Is said &c
derive Its name from the fact that
the father of his country ono spent
the night there, Is all that you could
ask in the way Of an antique, as is
the bus which takes you there.
The most interesting thing about the
George Washington hotel is its great
staircase, which was built $50 years
ago, and has not been substantially
altered since. There is one stairway
for women and one for men. These
differ in that the wOmen's staircase
has only One railing, while that for
has two-which seems to imply
that colonial men may have needed
a little extra support when they went
TO bed after the festivities In tile great
hall below.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1919-07-10
Six ILLEGAL States.
From the New York Pos

FROM the new fOrk HOSt.
A terrible discovery has been made,
Six OF the states rave been violating the
Constitution without anybody knowing
II. The Constitution says. and has al
ways said. that members OF the legis-
~latures, as well as congressman, ''shall
be bound by oath or Affirmation to sup
port this Constitution" Yet in Arizona,
Massachusetts,, New Hampshire, Texas,
Vermont. and Washington no such oath
or affirmation Is required. The impli-
cations Of this omission are staggering.
Were the legislatures OF these six states
competent to ratify the prohibition
AmendmentA Expert anti-prohibition
sentiment Is said to be united in the neg
alive. Were they competent to do any
thing? Have they ever been competent
to do anything? Can the citizens Of the
six states collect the taxes they have
paid all their lives, upon the ground that
such taxes we're levied by an Illegal body ?
What OF avs passed by the Votes OF Uni
ted States senators of these six states
Any one with a little inauguration car
see the country in an awful fix. ut ID
said In Washington that NO less a legal
lumlnary for an opinion" And yet peo-
pie go right on marrying and dying and
saving daylight with The utmost non
chaance.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1919-07-10
A Catfish Story.

An old colored man at Jefferson City
caught a two-pound satfish and was Sc
well satisfied with his skill as a fisher,
mar that he lay down and took a nap,
with the fish beside him. Another
moks came along soon after, picked up
the fish and left a half-pound one In
Its place. When the colored man woke
up the first thing his eyes sought was
the fish, and 1t took him several sec,
onds to realize what had happened
Then, turning the fish over and scru,
tinizing it very closely, he exclaimed
"Golly, how dat Ash am shwunked ~
Sedalia Bazoo.