Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1919-04-03

will give verdict for the defendant.
But if you are like me, and don't
believe what either of them said, then
I'll be DANCED if know what you will
do! Constable, take charge Of the
ury."-Judge.
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TheChicago Tribune Sunday con-
tanned a picture of Clara KimbaI
Young, whose relatives resided in
Baraboo many years ago; and the
following statment:
Clara Kimball Young rather
slumped for awhile, but her recent
picture, Cheating Cheartes,'' shows
that she's taken long breath, started
to reduce and come back" 1t would
surely be pity to la whose big
brown eyes and that glorious hair on
the shelf labeled HAS Beens.'' Miss
Young rather Mrs. Young, for James
Young the director was her husband
before divorce diddum part is a Chi
cago girl and educated at ST. Xavier's
academy. At various times from the
age of she was in stock, vaudeville
and various productions. Her screen
career started with Vitagraph, where
Mr.. Young, her director, brought out
some really good pictures with her as
the star. From Vitagraph she went to
World. Here she made number of
productions, among which were
Camille, 1.-THE Yellow Passport" etc.
She now has her own company, re-.
leasing through Select. Cheating
Cheaters" is the best picture she has
made in q long time. Miss Young is
in her late twenties, has brown hair
and eyes, loves good music and good
food, and rides horseback well. Here's
hoping she sticks to rare roast beef
and spinach!-By Mae Tinee.
An annual paradox-the back gar
den coming to the front.
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The court records show that most
troubles between kin start from bust
ness deals.
The sleeping sickness has appeared
in Boston. The general public expects
the disease to reach the peak in Phila-
delphia
The average mystery loses interest
in the solving, but we never expect
to solve the mystery why III voters
in Baraboo want the saloons back.
s; * g
A Baraboo resident had cached
few bottles of valuable booze in his
cellar and when discovered ty his
ix-year- old, they were set up as
bowling pins, a croquet ball doing
the kind destruction.
s. * *
A Reedsburg man who made a care
full study of campaign, new baby, and:
wedding cigars, has come to the con;
clusion the first named average the
best.
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It is announced that the new Ger
man Government plans to take over
the telephone and telegraph wires.
But it has shown that it can't handle
the Poles, remarks the Nashville
Southern Lumberman.
A year ago when the Germans were
advancing the world realized it was
useless to discuss the situation with
the empire and now the Teutons real
ize it is nonsense to argue with the
empire.
Here are two Coming Tower"
Jokes on the coming dry spell: June
80 will be big day-ending the
fizzcal year" "These, as c. G. S. says
Tom Paine might say, are the times
that dry mems souls"
'Ts this a healthy town. inquired
the home seeker. II should say SO"
was the answer, as reported IN
"Tonics and Sedatives;" when |
came here hadn't the strength to
utter a word, had scarcely hair on
nv head, [ couldn't walk across the
room, and had to be lifted from my
bed" "You give me hope How long
have you been here?' Il was born
here"
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where did you find the prisoner,
constable?" asked the magistrate, &C
cording to Bits" "In Trafalgar
Square, sir" was the reply. And
what made you think he was intox1-
cated?" "Well, sir, he was throwing
his walking stick into the fountain
and trying to entice one of the stone
limos to go and fetch it out again
s. y y
A "centipede race" is said to be an
amusing athletic novelty. dozen
men or boys get astride of a long
pole. They race with another dozen
similarly equipped Teamwork is OF
course necessary or there will be
laughable balks and falls.
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