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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-30

and: dance to be held Saturday night.
at which. the candidates and visiting
knights will be guestssof honor: |
on Sunday the members of the
council and candidates will attend
mass at st. Miqhaers pro-cathedral.
The first degree will be conferred at
1920 o'clock in the morning. Be-
ginning at 2 O'Clock insthe afternoon,
the, second and third; degrees Will be
conferred and at z O'clock in the
evening a banquet will be served, IN
the basement Of ST Mary's
church by the ladies Of that parish.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-30
DR.. HEADLAND BACK
R o LECTURE TOUR

DR.. Isaac T. Headland, Hazlett lee
turer for Wesley College this year,
returned this morning from a lecture
tour which took him to Jamestown.
Leal and Valley City. DR.. Headland
has chosen for his general topic the
customs and economic conditions now
and taught for a number of years.
On Tuesday he spoke before an as
sembly at the Valley City state nor
NAL school, and audience of 1900, in
Guiding, high school and normal stu
dents, besides city people. heard his
talk or the Children Of China" .
!; ornsSFhllNTrsday mprntng sattathe reg
gsHskds1afHHssSvfll. begin The series ssof,
EEtIaslettF lectures at the UNIVERSITY. ~
It's all right for a man to leave his
better half if he leaves her plenty.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-30

building and operating fish hatcher
les. Is carried in the bill.
The board of commissioners, It IL
provided. would consist of three
serving without compersa-
ton for two years and with power to
appoint an experienced general
superintendent. The board
would be appointed by the governor.
( II THIS bill is the duplicate of a meas
ure lost in the 1917 legislature be-
cause its was not signed by the gov
ernor until after the statutory time
had elapsed.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-30
CANDIDATES
4 TO. BE INITIATED I
{ BY KNIGHTS SUNDAY

/ Grand Forks Council, knights Of
Columbus, have completed plans for
the comforting Of the first. three de-
grees of the, order or 90 candidates
next Sunday. j I
4, The program begins with, a smoker
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-30
Train Those Stubborn Bowels

dIII I11OSe
Helppnature take its course, not with
a violent, habit-forming p%urgative, but
with gentle but certain and natural
laxative, DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
Tonic is. action, it stimulates the lax
bowels. Sold by druggists every
where. Csc.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-30
DAILY AIR SERVICE
FROM HONOLULU TO
HILO IS PROPOSED

d Honolulu, T. H.. March 19.-(By
Mail. )-Inauguration' next fall of a
daily hydroplane passenger. mail and
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-30
Support OF Italian
Senate And House OF
Deputies Given Orlando

Continued from page ~
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
LOOKED LIKE LABOR Wasted
Boards Visit over, Small Boy coudnt
See Further Necessity for So
Much Soap antd Water.

He was a new little boy ut the or.
phanage and was much Impressed by
all the scrubbing and cleaning he saw
done there, more so because he had
come from a home in which disorder
and dirt had held sway. He could
not understand it; more than that
it irritated him, and when he got the
job of scrubbing the dining-room steps
he was almost ready to leave.
But just then came a new excite
ment to the home. The board was
coming to make its annual tour of IN
spection, and the cleaning was d0u'
bled. "Get ready for the board" Was
the home watchword, it seemed, and
he, being very human, decided 10 stay
until that big. event was over.
The day of visiting came and passed.
The next morning the new yOungster
sought the matron. "Now that Them
boards has been here, / don't see no
use of scrubbing them steps so often
do your" he asked.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
MERELY PIECE OF POOLING
Course Taken by Germany Resembles
Closely Neat Trick That is
Credited to Sheridan.

"The Germans, by fooling us with
German bolshevism, hoped to escape
the payment Of war indemnities," said
a congressman.
1T reminds me OF a story about
Sheridan, the spendthrift playwright.
Counter. the confectioner, left his
statement with Sheridan one morning,
and few hours later Hanson, the
ironmonger, called.
"Hanson was very pressing on the
subject of his account He harangued
and he harangued. Sheridan, broke,
as usual, paced the floor in despair.
"But suddenly an idea struck the
spendthrift and he said:
"'You know GunterT
"'One of the safest men in Lon
don,' Hanson replied.
"Then you will be satisfied If ]
give you his bill for the amountY
Certainly
sheridan thereupon handed the
ironmonger Gunter's neatly folded ac-
count, snatched up his hat and rushed
forth"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
Rats Harm Alrplanes.

An inspector I'm the aerial depart
meny of the bureau of construction
and repair in Washington writes in
Amerl can MaCnimst:
ut has been noticed that since the
use of casein glue at the Burgess plant
the rats have increased in alarming
numbers. After the workmen quit in
the evening the rats Immediately ap.
pear on the floor and make a raid on
the casein glue cans. In the opinion
of this Office this could be very serious.
as no eoubt rats could destroy a wing
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
catarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat OF the disease,
Catarrh Is a local disease, greatly inlu.
enced by constitutional conditions. HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh
It is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces Of the
System. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
Is composed OF some of the best tones
known, combined with some OF the best
blood purifiers. Tho perfect combination
of the ingredients in HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is what produces such won.
derful results in catarrhal conditions.
Druggists 75c Testimonials free.
r. J. Cheney & Co., Props. Toledo. o.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
Value Of Canadian Farm Land

In the annual report of the Cana.
dian bureau of statistics, recently is.
sued, it appears that the average value
of farm land in the dominion, includ.
ing improved and unimproved land
buildings, was $40 an acre in 1918.
The average was $44 in 1917, S41 in
1916, $40 in 1915, and $3S in 1914.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
WHAT Esau Sold.

Bobby was entertaining the air pilot
who was waiting to see his sister.
Fancy" said Bobby, flying ma
chimes are mentioned In the Bible"
"Are they really?" asked the inter
ested sub.
swell, in his sermon this morning
the vicar said that Esau sold his heir
ship to his brother Jacob" replied
Bobby.-Stray Stories.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23

Pain? No, not one bitl Just drop
little Freezone on that touchy corn,
instantly it stops aching, then you lift
that bothersome corn right of. Yes,
magicl Costs only few cents.
Try Freezonel Your druggist sells a
tiny bottle, sufficient to rid your feet Of
every hard corn, soft corn, or corn
between the toes, and calluses, without
one particle Of pain, soreness or irri-
tatiOn. Freezone is the mysterious
ether discovery of Cincinnati genius.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
cutIeura for Sore Hands.

Soak hands on retiring in the hot suds
of Cuticura Soap. dry and rub in Gu
ticura Ointment. Remove surplus
Ointment with tissue paper. This is
only one of the things Cuticura viii do
II Soap, Ointment and Talcum are used
for all toilet purposes.-Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
Appropriate.

Outside Brussels is a large monu-
ment of German general. When the
allies started to advance last year.
some wit placed a handbag with the
words "To Berlin" printed on, in the
outstretched hand of the monument.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23

'anel in their attempt TO get the glue,
Is suggested that some poisoning be
Introduced into the glue or something
ne done TO make the c;.sein glue less
delicious TO the taste If the rodents.
1t would be dangerous to leave ma
chimes in storage which were made up
with casein glue"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23

In a civil court of North Carolina
a judge was hearing lawsuit regard
ing some road construction matters in
which three contractors-gr grandfather,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
SUFFRAGE BILL BIG
WINNER IN HOUSE
Lower Branch Of Congress Again
Approves Measure.
FIGHT IN SENATE TO COME
Champ Clark Backs Wilson When
representative Mann Calls Up the
Resoiution-Latter Closes
Debate on Bill.

Washington, May 22.-The equal
suffrage constitutional amendment
was passed by the house after less
than three hours debate.
The vote was 304 TO 80, or AZ more
than the necessary two-thirds major
ity.
The resolution now goes to the SEN
ate, where supporters plan to urge
speedy action. Final enactment Of the
measure within two weeks was pre-
dlctee by some leaders.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
Only Real Wealth.

True wealth consists rather Of.
wealth Of character than wealth Of.
dollars. Great possessors are better
than great possessions
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23

father and Son--were concerned. One
of the engineers who testified was ask
ed how he designated the three men
OF the same name. His reply made ey-
eryone, including the judge. laugh.
II called them Grandpap, Pap and
PapooSe,' he said.-Youth's Compan-
ion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
Very Likely.

"What killed your case in courtT
81 guess it was the fact Of its be-
ing a short circuit court"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
oId.Eashioned.

"They are old-fashioned children"
'That 500"
Eyes. They even obey their par
ents."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-05-23
ominous.

81 don't notice anything of a music
rack about here" "Just wait until
you hear Sallie begin to play"
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-13
THE TELEPHONE BLUNDER.
Indianapolis News.l

indianapolis =
The mpudent and illegal attempt of Postmaster Gen.
era Burleson to take Of the
telephone lines has been earessy successfully met
the Indiana public commission other state bod
les The Indiana commission has. climax to its
ssance to the intrusion the general directed
that the charges that made in the few destructive
hours that Burlesons department had of the
properties. be refunded the subscribers and justice
done to them 5 widely as possible.
This whole episode revolutionary. Under the guise
of necessity. the ceased. gov
eminent undertook control telephone lines
and in fact succeeded far cables
phones in other states concerned. This most
unfortunate for the of the
public had been led believe there would be
negotiations whereas, matter of fact there
public negotiations. The redoubtabe Creel and army
of publicity and around the peace
camp, while Burleson this side of the Atlantic
held his hand the cable keys. The evil 1t
that the public prevented from finding something
for this is longer possibebut that it should be
garded cheap and unnecessary IT, long Colonel
House and few others the grounds nobody
need be concerned Everything would time
All this resented And 1t unfortunate prelude
to the peace announcements when the government
ready to make them.
The president losing prestige at home by reason
Of the foolish acts OF the Burlesons, who placed their
chief in the attitude Of attempting
sion of the This the large national and
national effect while the local result Buresons
was to the rapid extension of feeling already
listing that about be plunged willy nilly into
socialistc experiments.
We had also been informed that the early effect Of
control of the wires would be rates.
etc. The first experience the collapse services
and the next increase in the costs In the
time the state board acted and thanks to it's efforts
the rghtul have their properties back and the
public may expect service the pity Of it
all is that 1t has left such bad taste in the mouth
chief reaction will be to the president himself whose
already heavy burdens will be by the
bunders of his subordnates.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-13
Unheralded Heroes Of the War

BY MARK ANDREWS

NNLx few weeks ago there re-
~ turned to this country. and to his
homo in New Orleans. 1t. Walter
{. Simon. an American aviator. who for
eight months was connected with the
y. +. G. OF England. The officers Of his
lying corps seemed well pleased with
the work OF the young man from Mis-
sissippi. but Simon was rather given to
complaining Of hts record.
why, in all the time was hghting-
eight months"--he protested, II only
brought down nine machines that I am
sure Of"
Only nine machinesl And i've Of the
nine he sent down In one action.
It was on Aug. 30. while flying on the
italian front near tho Piave-Lt Simon
Md most Of his flying on the Italian
Aront-that this young Yank had the
,hght of his life." as he expressed 1t.
II was late in the afternoon Of q quiet
but rather cloudy day when Simon dis
covered two Austrian planes soaring at
q great height above the Italian lines.
and he made up his mind to get at least
one OF them.
II was flying a two-seater Bristol
plane at the time" said Simon. "as fast
and steady a machine as ever handled.
There was little wind, but the sky was
cloudy AS we mounted toward the two
enemy planes they seemed anxious to
avoid a battle, and began to make for
their own territory. but we put on full
speed ahead and went after them.
II was paying little or no attention
to anything except the business Of over
taking those two fiiers when my OBJ
server called to me to take note Of q
heavy bank Of clouds which we had just
passed. and moment later two more
enemy planes darted out of those clouds
and headed for us, firing as they came.
turned as quickly as could and opened
q return fire, hitting enc of the ma
chimes and sending 1t down in flames.
had little opportunity to watch 1t, how
ever, for in less time than it takes to
tell II Austrian planes were on every
side of us. I counted eight.
"The fire Of the Austrians was bad,
however, which gave us little time IL
do some jockeying for position. now and
then giving them q shot or two just to
hold them OF. :. II the enemy iiers had
been better marksmen l wouldn't be
here to tell the tale. for several times
they had me in the right position to
finish me. yet some way or other man
aged to squeeze out
But our dear old plane wasn't -.
was fairly riddled with shot in its out
parts, but, fortunately. none of the bull
let's reached vital spot. And now our
shots were telling md telling hard on
the enemy. With tho satisfaction only
a fighting fier can feel, we counted one.
two. three. four machines a. they
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-13
For Junior Labor

GPHE organization Of a junior section of
the national employment bureau is
one of the later devices adopted in the
hope of solving in more satisfactory way
the problems in connection with the army
Of young labor between the ages Of 16 and
81.
In every locality where the bureau op-
crates branch is to be established, under
the direction of junior counselor, its OBJ
ject being the guidance and placement Of
boys and girls of working age.
The hope is that, by working in accord
with the schools, it may be possible in many
cases to induce the child to complete his
education. Where this is impossible sug-
gestions will be made as to desirable jobs,
and an attempt made in each case to slim
ulate the ambition of the young worker to
fit himself by all possible vocational train
ing to excel in his chosen line or work to-
ward better one.
A careful training of our working youth
will go far toward solving some of the most
difficult labor problems. There will be
fewer disconnected and bitter adult work.
ers if the child is trained to see his chance
and grasp it.
Since the Il per cent of our wage earn
ings are in the junior class it can be seen
at once that any provision for the improve
ment of their condition will bear good fruit
in the whole labor question.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-13
A NATIONS CIVIL TONGUE.


So far from agreeing with your views the value
to America Of the league of peace in
Sunday edition greatly depore hasty
Some asked old westerner what the best
He said in reply: "Well, sir
weapon that have ever known to is civil
tongue" For century and half almost have alb
stained from interference with the affairs of Europe with
freedom from hate and fear, from peril
that league" could hope equal We have carried
civil tongue" From freedom we, without struck
consent to be coerced No bill of rights restricting
action Of the league Is forth No terminating
what might become inolerabe burden is pro-
vided The Immediately arbitrate
fully the right to settle 100000 Asatcs
of lands in the form of government might
declared to subver certain rights Of the failure
to change it be for punishment. Operation
the league might intense the
tries which felt their sovereignties Ambitions
jealouses anmosities agaons and differences might
created by this sudden tried ways
Let debate and consider the results which
feared well the good that hoped from this
league. WILLIAM A. WIGHT.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-13


1t. Simon was flying over the Austrian
lines when he spied hangar. and sup
posing 1t had been vacated. dropped
down to look 1t over. His plane hardly
came to a. stop when a high Austrian
officer ran out Of the hangar, and Simon
asked IL he knew that the nrmistice had
been signed.
Tho officer nodded, but said that the
Italians We're still shooting, and that he
would have to hold the aviator. Suitina
action to words. he tried to take Simon
by the collar. but the Yankee was too
quick for him, lodged, and In another
moment was in his machine In another
second the officer had rushed to the side
OF tho machine and made an effort to
grab the flier. As he did so, Simon
reached for his throat and caught a
handful OF medals from his breast In
stead.
Simon brought the medals home WITH
him aonvAnirR-
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-13
Ripping l,g1nos
tBy WALT MASON copyright 1917
GOOD RADIANCE.

(By WALT MASON Copyright 1919
We are shipping out the traitors. sending them to
other shores shipping out agitators anarchists
and kindred bores; and hope they'll all be potted
all be shipped abroad and swatted. all the freaks
whose heads are spotted with the customary sores
II gent comes DER the ocean, here to settle down
and toll. we will greet him with emotion treat him
as decreed by Hoye; will give him all the chances
to improve his circumstances and rejoice as he adj
vances, and with him divide the spoil AS a host we
are model, If the guests on labor bent; but we
have no use for twaddle of traorous intent; IL the
comers elocution calls for and revolution gainst
each sacred institution. despise that erring gent
In the past We viewed with smiling all the loud and
frothy boys, for we found them most beguing. with
their WHISPERS and their noise but the war has made
sterner and the frantic language burner and the
blood and crossbones yearner rather peeyes us and
annoys So we stop him as he breaches, calling for
our counrys goat, and seize him by the braacbe.
and the collar of his coat: so we send him sailing
sailing. Ger the ocean wild and wailing, and he
cusses while he's bailing dirty water from his hoat
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-13
INFORMATION

The American consul at Alden, Ara
bia. cables that the estimated number
of goat skins accumulated and awaiting
shipment at that port is about 100000
pieces, ofwhich 100000 pieces are prob
ably destined for America.
The consul general of Japan at Hon
olulu has forbidden his countrymen TO
wear kmonos on the street. He ex-
plains his order as being part of a
campaign he is waglng to induce his
people to adopt American styles.
The birth of bankruptcies makes Mrs.
Ammina Lizzi, forty-two years old, Of
Philadelphia. the mother of IS chill
dren, 10 of whom are still living. she
is also the grandmother of five chill
dren. Each of the bankruptcies weighs
about seven pounds. Two are girls.
blondes. and two boys. brunettes.
In Africa a crop OF the blacklist,
curliest, closest hair imaginable makes
a girl the belle of the kraal, especially
IL she be plump. with piggy eyes, thick
lips, a nose like an India rubber shoe.
and skin that shines like cooking
stove.
French has tho preference at the
peace conference. hut each delegate is
free to speak in his own language.
There are expert interpreters who
quickly turn the other languages into
French, or translate anything for the
benefit Of delegates who do not under
stand.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-13

one OF our own neida We were b1mpe4
bit getting down. but the thing that
troubled US moet was that We were
quite q piece within the German linea.
and no chance Of getting back again.
For a wonder We had come down N
a comparatively lonely area. ana OLD
Harry and I worked like the devil to
put what was left Of the old ship ont
Of commission so the dirty beehss
couldn't do anything with It. Then W
started across country. back toward eur
lines. with the crazy idea-Harry's 10
. was born Of his South American ex-
periences-that we might ind some place
or other to hide out In, and eventually
steal back home. I never ala find out
just what the old boy had IN mind. for
the fellow that got my motor got my
arm at the same time, and had hit
my head In coming down. 20 that BY TIE
time We got the old ship out OF eoMmlb.
sion I was pretty nearly all IN, and I
don't remember much Of what happened
the next few hours.
What Harry Did.
"But, queer as It may sound. Harry
did ind his place to hide out in. We
had come down In an open place In quite
q sixable forest. and he got me to . de-
serted little hut go hidden by brushwood
and 30 old and worthless that even the
bochss couldn't do anything with II.
And there the old scout tended me-hs
had his FIRST aid OUTFIT with him-and
stole out and got water. You ses. the
Huns were gettins out OF that region.
and they weren't stacked around every
bush the way they had been. AZ any
rate. he pulled me through the worst.
and when was able 70 stand up We
started on our way again.
And then we ran UP against couple
Of stray boches out for an airing-I sup.
pose they were IN advance or rear
guard or something. At any rate. they
opened their big blue eyes when they
splcd US. and without any warning,
pumped out their revolvers and opened
nre. Harry. you know, II quicker than
seven cats. and he knocked me away
from him before knew what he was
doing. and got the full n,ap IN him
self.
but thank my lucky starr rm
something on the draw myself, and l
| potted one Of the chaps. the only ons
left. for Harry had Aired. wounded a. he
was. and had accounted for the other
brute himself. Then he keeled over,
and had pretty problem on my
hands, for knew thers'd be nest Of
the busxards swarmins around In Z
| minute or two.
You know the boches have 1aat ons
redesming feature. they're fairly decen,
to the wounded iysrs-ths ofiicers-oi
other nations. So got out OF my cwn
outer uniform and got Il ON Harry az
we'll a. could. turned him into Is com,
! Portable position - possible, slipped or
his coat and beat Il Tor. the tall tim.
bers. climbed the tallesf one. ana wnitel
] to sea what hAnnenods :. As
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-13

A man never appreciates ashes untn he
slips on the ice.
A GUIDE asker should has . good nay
say.
Proverb.
Assassination has never changed the
history Of tho worfd.-Beo
m this worsd-ie II necessary thas~we
assist one another.-Lu Font0fns.
A calf that goes with pig win eat ex-
crsrnent.-Tdmt1.
a An atheist Is one point beyond the devil
devils. for they believe and tremble).
Whatever has been attained II attain
shle-Etr william Jones.
Attempt nothing beyond your strength
Latin Provsrb.