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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09
u N e 8, 1919.
What Russia, Liberated from the
Bolsheviki, Expects from Allies

prof N. A. Borodn just arrived in this country the
representative of the ministry of agriculture of the Omsk
eminent In 1917 Prof Borodn visited this country coming
together with Prof B. A. Bakmeef member of the ex
aordnary mission seat by the Russian provisional govern
men Since October 1918, up to April 1919 Prof Borodln
working in Siberia close contact with the Omsk govern
Aside of his official position first in the provisional
and in the Oms government Prof Borodn IS
known throughout Russia the author of three books devoted
possibilities Of American Russian economic and financial
cooperation Prof Borodn the acting president OF the
Society for Promoting Friendship between Russia and the
United States)
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09
DEATH NOTICES.

PAKER-Dted June s. 1919. at 1888
"A N CHRISTOPHER BAKER He
~ was for more than nifty years con-
nected with the old Medical Colege
Of Virginia. at which place ne oieo.
He leaves wife. one son. and many
friends TO mourn their loss.
Funeral TOMORROW (Tues ay)
AFTERNOON. June 10. 1919. at .
o.elack Enter .frou, Marshall street
- side, Medical College OF Virginia
80. Washington. Baltimore. Philadel-
New York papers please
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The object OF this suit IS to obtain a
divorce from the bond Of matrimony
by the complainant from the defendant
upon the ground Of desertion-
And affidavit having been made and
filed that the defendant. Margaret Pc
terson, is not a resident OF the state
Of Virginia. 1t liz ordered that she do
appear within fifteen days after due
publication OF this order and do what
Is necessary to protect her interest in
this suit
A copy-Teste:
LUTHER LIBBY. Clerk.
p. W. James. p q.
May 2s. 1919.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09
BUSINESS CHANCES.


Millions Are Suffering with Rheuma-
tism. Most important discovery OF
the age. A herb that actually drives
the most stubborn case Of rheuma-
tism entirely out Of the system.
People write as and say they are
s.. aSsoslraed- at, the. results, .sgneria5 ~
on the kidneys, Just think OF the
money making possibilities. Repre-
sentatives wanted: SLIP pound post
paid: ten pounds SIS express paid
RHEUMATISM HERB CO. Venice.
Cal
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09
Paints. Oils and Varnish.

II You Are Going to Clean House You
cannot afford to miss the opportu-
nifty of calling and letting us show
you our beautiful finishes, to make
your old furniture look new again
Stop on your way home at South
Fourteenth street near Main. Phone
Randolph 62s4.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09
LOST AND FOUND.

Ycsf-Oue Fraternity pin Between 1900
block. Barton avenue, and NO IL
stop, Barton Heights car line Name
of James Archibald okeeTe on BACK
call boulevard 1T24-W Reward
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09
LEGAL NOTICES.

vIRGINIA: IN THE LAW AND
EQUITY COURT OF THE CITY OF
RICHMOND. THE 23RD DAY OF
MAY, 1919.
against
Margaret Peterson .-....... Defendant
IN CHANCERY
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09

For Top Prices and Quick Returns,
ship your country produce to WOOD
- FIN g. SCOTT.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09

PRODUCE

Ship Us Tour Fnrm Pro6uets-Butter.
eggs fowls and live stock. Highest
prices guaranteed. Send for quota
tion. Reference, First National Bank.
WOoDSON-CRAIG CO. 1877 East
Cary street
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09
REPAIRING

Repaired and Covered; Lawn
mowers sharpened and stoves and
garden hose repaired. &c n. Third.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09

Kitchen Ware. Enameied Ware, Alumni
mum ware. Mad. 5076 407 Brook Ave.
Plumbing. Roof Repairing and Paint
ing. L. ]. Peyronnet Phone Ran 1853
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09
JEWELLERS.

Gold and Stiv~r-Why Not Trade in
your e3d discarded gold and silver
for some of our up-to-date jewelry
or sfIverware? c. LUMSDEN &
SON. jewelers.. 7s1 Eas. Vain street
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09

Wear-U-Weii shoe Shops Rest Repair
ing. 9lT East Broad. Randolph 1851.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09

WOOL.
PRINTING.

For Cheapest Printing, ACME PRINT
ING CO. 10 East Main street Phone
Randolph 5f2.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09

900 Business Cards to Order. &1.00
GCLLEY'S, 4a4 East Marshall street.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-06-09


For Hfgh-Class shoe NepaiFtn9 at
lowest prices. try CENTRAL SHOE
REPAIRING COMPANY. corner Sec
ond and Broad Entrance on Sec
ond. Randolph 4s1o.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14
SYNDICATE

Camp Fire girls of SALISBURY
camped in town last week
Corporal E. X. HAYES writes, toll
my friends ! am still keeping watch
or the Rhine.
Mrs. E. F. Hayes and friends from
Auburn. N. Y. were in Bennington
one day last week.
A welcome home party was given
at The home OF Robert Bentley, July
Goth. All reported good time.
Robert Bentley has arrived at his
home here from over seas. He has
been in the service over a year.
Mrs, E. F. Hayes received tele-
gram Sunday morning saving her son
Corporal f. r. Hayes had arrived
safely in New York.
Mrs. George Pohle and daughters,
Flora end Grace and Miss i1nma
Fhole, have returned to their homes
in Auburn, N. Y. after a two weeks
visit at Mrs. e. f. Hayes.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14
Cflas. G. Cole

States in 1907 he was the central fig
ure of the dedication of the Carnegie
Institute at Pittsburg, which had cost
him $4,000, 900. In remarkable speech
he said that he could not bring him
self to a realization of what had been
done. He felt like Aladdin, when he
saw this, building and was aware that
he had put it up, but he could not
bring himself to a consciousness of
having done 1t any more than if he
had produced the same effect BY rub
bing a lamp. He could not feel the
ownership of what he had given, and
he could not feel that he had given
it away.
In Problems of To-day" book
published in 1907. Mr. Carnegie ex-
pressed some views on wealth which
are unusual in a millionaire He de-
clared socialism. viewed upon its IL
nancial side, to be just, and said,
"a heavy progressive tax upon wealth
at death of owner is not desirable, 1t
is strictly just.
And he favored an income tax. Be-
fore the passage. of the Underwood
law he said in a speech at Montrose.
Scotland: Great Britain is ahead of
the United States in having pro-
gressive income tax. But do not flat
ter ourselves, we shall catch up with
Won very sool.' A little later he ex-
PRESSED himself as pleased with the
Underwood bill, so far as the income
tax feature was concerned.
Mr. Carnegie did not believe in
aims giving. His idea was to help
why he said of his gifts of organs to
churches, Il now only give one-half
fhc cost, the congregation first pro-
vide the other' As for beggars, he
was proud of his Indifference to them:
Il never give cent to beggar. nor
do | help people of whose record ]
am ignorant; this at least is one OF
my really good actions"
Another side Hearing two or three
years ago that librarian in his libra
nv at Atlanta was going to marry he
wrote her long letter of congratula-
ition in Scotch dialect, and then men
toned little Enclosure of 100000 IN.
steel bonds as a wedding present In
speaking to her friends about it Miss
Annie Wallace the bride, said the
letter pleased her about as much as
did the gift inclosed.
He conceived the original idea OF
forming q. corporation for the purpose
of paying out money 1t was the
Home Trust Company, and it was
simply his disbursing office. Its head
quarters were in New York.
One of Mr. Carnegie's attempted
benefactions was received with such
general hostlit that he dropped it.
He proposed 10 solve the age-old
question. "What shall we do with our
pension of $4,000 a year, and doing
the same for their widows so long as
they remained unmarried. There was
a chorus of disapproval at this surg
gestion, and he gave it up. 1t was al
so reported that Carnegie. who was
an anti.imperialist, had offeredS25.0 1000,
600 to the United States Government
to turn over the PHILIPPINES to their
Inhabitants THIS untenable plan was
not well received either
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14
FROM COAST TO COAST
A Remarkable Chain oil Homo Testi.
mony, and Bennington Adds Its
Voice to the Grand Chorus of
Local Praise.

From north to south from east tc
west;
( In every city. ever community
In every state in the Union
Rings out the grateful praise fol
Doan's Kidney Pills.
+ 10000 representative people in
every walk Of life
Publicly testify to quick relief and
lasting results.
And it's all for the benefit of fel
low sufferers.
In this grand chorus Of local praise
Bennington is well represented.
Who can ask for better proof OF
merit,
b. NJ. Pilling, painter, 1856 North
St, says: -Four or five years ago
my kidneys became disordered and
suffered from backache. Doan's Kid
ney Pills We're recommended to ME
and after using them | was relieved.
| can recommend Doan's Kidney Pills
as an excellent Kidney remedy
Price 60c. at all dealers Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Pilling had. roster-Milburn Co.,
Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14
HEALTH TALK

The stomach and bowels are one
continuous piece of human machine
ery-the largest in the body-and do
the most work.
And if you keep your stomach and
bowels in fit condition the chances
ere that nature will rid you of most
forms of sickness.
Take advice-look well after the
stomach and bowelsl
You must have regular movements
and be sure to keep out worms like
Stomach worms and Pin worms.
DR.. True's Elixir is known as 1.-THE
Family Laxative and Worm Expel
ler" 1t tones up the stomach, re-
stores normal bowel action and
throws out these parasites or worms.
Remember the name, DR.. True's
Elixir. Ask grandma-she knows
about DR.. Trues Elixir. Adults and
children should use It. Start using
DR.. True's Elixir today.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14
TO RENT

TO RENT-Two desirable well furn-
ished, large front bedrooms In private
gas lights privilege of bath steam
heated Centrally located PA School
st. 73t6s
TO RENT-Furnished rooms Rooms
for light housekeeping with bath pri-
vileEe. Table board By dav or veal
Tel 4G3W. 129 North street. 72t6s
TO RENT - Stores offices. tene.
ments. shops, stables, individual Htor-
age lockers, furnished apartments auc
tvvns Ill centrally located Geo NJ
Hawks. 42S Main St 7stf
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

FOR ALE-Oakland Sensible six in
perfect mechanical condition and ap-
pehrance excellent. This car has had
very careful usage and is considered
exceptionally good. owner buying
larger car win soil at very attractive
price if taken This month. Liberty
Bonds accented in part. Address Box
1877. Bennington, VT 72t6s
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

FOR SALE--1 Bosche Magnetic type
I'D. in excellent condition. Price
$25.00. w. A. Hill, White Creek. M Y.
.,s-.,.-. al. 66t25'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

FOR SALE-A very desirable house
in the heart of the village, newly re-
modelled, heater and all modern i'm
movements. For particulars inquire
William II. wills, Main st. 71tf.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

Trucking--All kinds of trucking
done. Warren Armstrong, tel. 525-W.
70tf,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

FOR SALE-Gas stoves, cooking
stoves. heating stoves and l-3burneI
oil stove with oven slightly used. II
IL. Warren, 52S Main St. tel 40 73ti
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

FOR SALE-One natural wood bug
Ey with wire wheels. in AL condition.
Price $50, VIM. Hulihan, White Creek
n. Y. 66t26'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14
ron SALE

FOR sALE-1016 Ford touring car.
Al condition. Price $3.50; also
Chickering grand piano. Inquire 1873
Scott st. 73t6'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

notice. viii carry passengers to
the picnic at South Salisbury Aug
49, Fare zoe each way. First load
leaves odd Fellows Block at one o'clock
p. m. Walter Hilchey 7it3F
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14
-,-ugALAn a..ps

LOST--A large hound dog. color
black and tan with both ears split
ward If returned to John slavery.
North Pownal, Vt. 74t6~
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

WANTED -Laborers and wood work
ers. II. T. Cushrhan Mfg. Co, North
Bennington. 66tf
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

WANTED--Girls to learn to operate
knitting and looping machine Apply
at Bennington Hosiery Co, Scott St,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

AGENTS WANTED-s5 to 81 daily
selling New Fibre Brooms; every wo-
man win buy. Sample by Parcel
Post. so cents Wynne Broom Co.,
Elmira. n. Y. G5tl2"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

WANTED-A good tenement in a
desirable location in Bennington. Nd
dress Geo. w Plumb, Readsboro, Vt,
70t6"
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wASTEb

WANTED---A girl or middle aged
woman for general hbuseworlS in a
small family. Apply 5 Monument Ave,
Old Bennington. l3t"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

wANTED-Man for harvesting.
Must be good teamster. Good wages
to right man. No other need apply.
Louis Briggs, tel 347-M. 73tf.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

WANTED--Women ut the H. r.
Cushman Mfg. Co, North Bennington.
64tf
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

Wanted man to work on
place, salary S60 Apply Leonard
cultivate, Old Bennington. 73t6
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

WANTED7rCapable machinists at the
Edw. L.. Sibley Mfg. Co, Bennington.
VT. 73tf
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

WANTED-Boys to sell vanilla after
school hours; send $1.00 for 8 bottles
that retail for 25c each. send for free
sample bottle; Wakefield Extract Co.
Sanbornville. n H., 7ltlB'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-08-14

WANTED-Room in private family
by two young ladies by August 18th,
if possible. would like board at same
place Address u. D.. Box 440. 1lt6"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-10-24
Regular Hours Now

"Judge, he hasn't worked for about
SIX months testified an elderly WON.
an In city court recently. She was
testifying against her son, age seven.
teen, who had been arrested On a
charge Of vagrancy. = %
"How does he spend his leisure
timer" asked the prosecutor.
sleeping" was the reply.
When the boy took the stand he de-
MED that he had been out of employ.
ment for six months and said his
mother had erred as to the length of
time, as the last work he did was
'about four and one-haff months ago."
&"How tnnny hours day do you
sleep:"' asked Judge Pritchard, to
which the defendant replied that he
didn't sleep all the time but just
when he felt like it. ~
Ever been in jail?" said the judge.
mo"
"WeIl, they have regular hours
over there and l believe regular hours
plus few days work on the roads,
will do you good. I will fine you $15
and costs, and you can lay it out In
jail."-Indianapolis News, Ii.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-10-24
.erafEAGUE tOF NATIONS
Document Which Everybody Should
Read.
INVOLVES TREND OF CIVILIZATION

Covenant That Wac Signed at Paris
-, by the victors in the Great War, anti
Upon the Advisability of Adopting
Which the Senate is now Debating.
The people of the United ststes have
been asked, by hoth the proponents
ana the opponents of the peace treaty
and League of Nations covenant, to
give expression 10 thsir desires
MS to. tho ratification of the treaty as
81 stands or with amendments CT re-
servations. Some of them have re-
sponded, at the meeting addressed by
the president and by the opposing
senators, or by communications to
their senators. But tho vGst-n,ajority
of the people are handicapped by thel;'
ignorance OF the matter Probably not
one in ten thousand has read the
covenent of the League OF Nations as
1t was presented to the senate, main
ly because few have had the oppor-
tunity. In order that the readers Of
The Yorkville Enquirer may be pre-
sored 1o do their full duty aS citizens
in regard to the controversy, the COM
pletc text of the covenant is herewith
presented. and they are asked 20 read
1t carefully. s
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GET ] ! READY ] /, | D J
FOR ''FLU''


Physicians and Druggists are adyiss
ing their friends to keep; their<system.' !
purified and their: orgaLs IN perfect
Working order as o protection against
the return Of influenza. They know
that clogged. up syctcm and a. lazy
liver favor colds, influenza and serious
compGeations.E ~ ~ s. sesS 81 4 ~
s 70 cut short q cold overnight and te
prevent serious complications take one
lCalotab at bedtime with q aswallow OF
lwatss chat IS nll. Eo'isdlts, no nausea
NO gfipingy no lsickening after effects
Next mSfning your cold has vanished
yourliyer is actixeS your system isspuri
fled and refreshed and 1yonra are feeling
fine with a hearty appetite for break
fast. Eat what you pieascMno danger
Calotabs are sold only in original
healed packages, price thirty-fivc cents
every drhgeist Is authorized to refund
hour money !if you yars not perfectly
delighted with Calosaba.-( Adv.) y
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-10-24
iMNdS
sHAlNTuNe.

ARTICLE 1g6.1-Germany renounces,
IN favor Of Japan, all her rights. titles
and neutrality-suspicious. those con-
cerning the territory of Kiao -Chau
railways, mines and submarine cables
which she acquired in, virtue of the
treaty concluded by her with China on
9Th March. 1sss, and Of all other ar
,rangements relative to the province Of
Shantung. s a. - ~ ~
All German rights in the Tsing-tao-
Tsinan-Fu railway, including Its
branch lines, together with its Jsubsid-
larry property Of all kinds, stations
shops, hzed and rolling stock, mines,
plant and material for the exploitation
Of the mines are and remain, acquired
by japan, together with all rights and
privileges attaching thereto e
The German state submarine cables
from Tsing-tao to Shanghai; and from
!Tsing-tao to Che Foo, with. all the
rights. privileges and properties attach
ing thereto, are similarly acquired by
Japan, free and clear Of all charges and
incumbrances.s tt .asi.t,.yF et&1s
ARTICLE 157.-The movable and i'm
movable property owned by the Ger
man state in the territory OF Ktao-
Chau, as well as all the rights which
Germany might claim IN consequence
Of the works or improvements made or
Of the expenses incurred by her, di-
irectly or Indirectly. in connection with
this territory, are and remain acquired
by Japan, free and clear OF all charges
and membranes - qfsa - : rs
ARTICLE 1bs,-Gernany shall hand
over. to Japan within three months from
the coming into force Of the present
treaty the archives, registers, plans,
title deeds and documents of every
kind, wherever they may be, relst-
to the administration, whether Nv
military, financial, judicial or other
iof the territory of Kiao-ChaU
Within the same peIoS iermany
shall give particulars to J Jan OF all
treaties, arrangements or agreements
relating to the rights. title 1r privi-
leses referred to- in the IT, preceding
articles. -, 81
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md tosiShAntunS sProvince that are
the subjects Of discussion in all parts
Of the nation: gt ~
T.. SI. CHINA. o.. +
F, ARTICLE 12S,-Germany renounces
in favor of China all benefits and privt-,
leges resulting from the provisions OF
the final protocol signed at Peking, on
September z, 1901. and from all an
nexes, notes and documents supplement
tary thereto. She likewise renounces
mites accruing hereunder subsequent
to March Il, 1917.
ARTICLE 129.-From the coming into
force Of the present treaty the, mgn
contracting parties shall apply In So
far as concerns them respectively:
!" ]. The arrangement. OF August ~,
1902. regarding the new Chinese cus-
toms tariff, 3.s A. -.
2 q The arrangement of Sept. "a, 1906.
regarding Whang-Poo, and the provi-
sional supplementary arrangement OF
April 4, 1912. China. however, will no
longer be bound to grant to Germany
the advantages or privileges which she
allowed Germany; under these arrange
ments.ss ~ -, -, = q, - s"'E,; S'tff.
{; ARTICLE 13o.--Subject to. the provi-
'sions; Of Section VIII of this part, Ger:
many cedes to China all the buildings,
tFharyes and pontoons, barracks, forts.
arms and munitions of war, vessels or
all kinds, wireless tele9raphy installa-
,tions and other public property belong
ing to the Ger man government, which
are situated or may be in the German
concessions at Tientsin and Hankow or
ielsewhere IN Chinese territory.
4! tits understood, however; that prem"
'tses used. as,diplomatic or consular res
.idences or Offices are not, included In
the above cess3on, and, furthermore.
that no steps shall be taken by the CHI
nese government to dispose of the Ger
man public and private property ,situ-
ated within the so-called legation QUAR-
ter at Picking without the consent OF
the diplomatic Representatives Iof the
powers which, on the coming into
force of the present treaty, remain par
ties to the final protocol OF September
~, 1901: ~. S,l %; 4 ~ = iEfg tflS Y
ARTICLE 131.--Germany undertakes
to restore to China within twelve
months from the coming into force OF
the present treaty all the astronomical
Instruments which her troops IN 1880.
1901 carried away from China, and to
tdefray 9ll expenses which may be in
Cured In effecting such restoration. In
scluding the expenses Of disfnounting.
ipacking. gtransporting. insurance and
.fnstallation, at PekinE. ~ "a .t{ !,
50 RracTEs 1sa.I fsar,na,nv o,eae IN
ifba "a brota tfor Of 5tSe leases, from the
Chinese governments Under whIch the
German concessions at rHapkdw and
iTientsin are now held. ~ @,3j
" China, restored to the full exercise Of
: her rsoyereign rights in the above areas.
declares her intention OF opening them
to international residence and trade.
She further declares that the abroga.
,tion Of the leases under which these
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-10-24

The Old Adam.-Freddy (who has
eaten his apple)-"Let's play at Adam
and Eve" ~
Millie-"How do we DO thatg
Fraddy--"You tempt me 10 eat
your apple, and 1 give way''-Edin-
bhrgh Scotsman.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-10-24

Old Stuff.-sWaiter.. said the dfs@
charged doughboy. g"f want this meal
served tout de suite
"I get you, boss" answered the
ebony waiter with grin "You amt
de first military gent'man dat's been
here, sal" --Birmingham Herald. &, =
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-10-24

/, Ignorance waa. Biisss-He: "once
and for all, 4 demand to know who is
the master Of this ,house2" =.
She--|You win be happier II you
don't find out"-London Blighty. Y
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-10-24

Those 4Prices.---A,T z prominent man
says that we are paying only a fair
price for the things we buy. He must
mean a cfrurchfair price, -Boston
Transcript 81 ~ -, q
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Insult Without werds.-"r under

Insult Without Werds.-"I iurdef-
stand the returned soldier Harold met
insulted him. What did the soldier
say to him? ~ ~
Nothing. He merely put on his
gas mask when Harold began to tell
OF the wonderful improvements he had
made in his boss's methods" s."-Balti-
more American.