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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-05-23
MANY CASES OF
RHEUMATISM NOW
~lN~ vi MIST kIir IiIr DliN
NNpIn I\IrI~I t\n
IhT LESS MItT

Sta, or' the damp ground. u,otd cN
po.a.c. keep frrs dr,, eat less m,.t
dsiu, lots of water aud ph'', al
take spoonful ol salts os,o,loua'N
to keep down uri, ac,i
Rheumatism IS rau,ct b, IulSon.
Gus toxin. called urtr acid. vhl,n IS
generated ia the bow oils and abs, bod
into the blood Il is the function nt
the kidncys to nltrr this acid from
the blood and cast % ou, IN the urine
The pores %, the rkin arc alSr a
means Of freeing the blood OF the
impurIi, In damp ant chilly cold
weather the skln pore. are closed
thus forcing the kldncy, - do double
work. thcy become weak aud slussi,h
and fail to eliminate this uric acid
which keeps accumulatins and cir
culatiu. thru the system. rNentuallT
settling In the joints aud muscles
causing stiffness soreness and pain
called rheumatism
At the nrst t~insc OF rheumatism
get from any pharmacy about four
ounces OF Jad Salts, pu, a tablespoon
'ul In q glass OF water and drink e-
fore breakfas; each morning for
week This Is said to eliminate uric
acid BY stimulating tho Kidneys 10
normal action. thus riddins the blood
II these impu rites
Jad salts is inexpensive. harmless
md Is made from tn. acid OF grapes
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-05-23

aside from the comfort you get
BY shutting out dust and draughts.
Here Is what the president OF the
First National Bank of Bend thinks
OF Mr.. Collier and his weather strip.
THE FIRST NATIONAL
BANK OF BEND.
Bend, Oregon, May 30.
To Whom 1t may Concern:
Mr.. T. l.. Collier Is in the weather
stripping business.
The best recommendation that we
con give in regard TO this product. iG
that we have installed It n our bank
bdr.dink here, and ALSO in AN office
bu.ir:ns here that we own, AMI IN the
residence OF the writer.
His work has been very satisfac-
tory and the weather stripping has
proven all that he represents 1t to be.
Very Respectfully,
c. s. Hudson,
President.
Mr.. Collier will be here until Sat-
urday, and IL you want to talk with
him about something that you have
been looking and wishing for. call
phone 172. 23li
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-05-23

Free Dance Saturday night, May
Gath, over Fort Klamath Garage at
Fort klamath. Everybory invited.
22-3t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-05-23

and lemon juice. combined with iithia
and Is used with excellent results
by thousands OF folks who are subject
to rheumatism Here you hav, a
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-05-23

pleasant. cfterSrso~nt ll,hlasa,,,
drink which ov-reomrs uric acid and
IL beneficial 10 your klducys a. veil
Adv,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-05-23

We are always on the Job ready to
take care Of your fire insurance. Chill.
cote 4 Smith. 638 Main 1T. 9-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-05-23
ISSUES COMING
FOR JUNE VOTE
ARE IMPORTANT

.
,prsr~gr,.,- nrrfrre ,.~-.r.rur.
a-,sr.frr .-,t rrf "a ..-.us-..a ..rr r-g
rr-ih,rr how rugH. derived .-.r m,
h,,Ss shall r. .rrarfar .,.a~ .r
ro-r-rr measures VII De- -s.~.G .rr
Ply tho .r-.r,-,ra OF The state 20 .nt
sn.rfsr election rn ra held june .
All u-rr, referred O., the rnru,a %, :rt
recent legislature and ali save QUO
p,-rsir either to hfsnyay sn-,,-us.
tjnr. land reclamation or rrrun>.rur.
,ion work
The amendment merely psyas the
~av FOR tho issuance OF S-..... 900
in bonds the hill submitted in coz
pactinn with II defining the rord.-
-icrs prde- which they may be- sold
Primarily the purpose Of the legisla-
tion is TO proyide snpIovranf and
homes for returned soldiers II. ad.
niris,ratioD il vested +, the state
hoard of control and provision is
made thar II shall issue bonds only
when conditions in tn. Judgment o,
its members. demand il
To NEE, spv unennIovment tha,
NAV arise and also the demands of
III. soldiers land settlement commits.
sion. the board is vested with author.
ity 10 issue bonds totalinc 81. .000.-
eoo of this suu a, snornt M, n
exceed ss4- 500 NAV b. appo-tionea
10 the commission and the remainder
is 70 be used IL reeded in the con.
struction Of the following buildings.
A state periteu,isrv in Marion
county a, cost not exceeding $500
900. the site to be selected by the
board of control and not to cost more
than $40. .o0o.
A reconstruction hospital on the
campus Of the medical college or the
University o. Oregon. at a cost Of not
more the s35O.OOo.
Such buildings on the campus Of
the Oregon Agricultural college a. It's
board OF regents and the board OF
control may agree upon al total
cost Of not more than $500. 900
Such buildings on the campus Of
she University Of Oregon a. its board
OF regents and the board Of control
may agree upon at a total cost Of not
more than 100000
Such buildings at the state hospi-
the Oregon Normal school at Mon
as its board OF regents and the
board OF control may agree upon at
cost not exceeding 800. 900.
Such buildings at the state hospi.
tai for insane at Pendleton as the
board OF control may determine upon
at a ,rst rot exceeding SiID. 600.
Such buildings ss .le %JarI o; con.
troll may determine n tLr Sol ,i..rs'
home at a cost not ,xc ..ding s.5 90
Such bu'litnc3 as tue lizard NAV
determine r:,.r at tie State Ins,Itute
Tor Feeble. e.r.IaCt at salem At cost
rot exceeding s.n 200
For the comrieticn of the arGiory
heretofore authorized ~ lra-ghfield
the cost not to excel 500 900
: Five armories. one to be located at
zach of the following cities. Astoria,
Baker, Bend. LaGrande and Medford,
Each is to cost not more than s27.-
500. and the city or county in whicn
The armorv ia Icca,sd IL IN hs r.ori,
ed TO appropriate a like sum.
Since. under the constitution all
rate institutions must be located at
Salem. there is submitted in connec- ;
tion with the rsconstruction amend
nent, and it's companion bill, a con-
ItitutionaI amendments making an q,
Exception in favor 0, the reconstruc-
lion hospital which it Is proposed TO ,
build on the site OF the University OF
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-05-23

Keep your complexion beautiful at
Hot Spring Bath House. l2-l
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-05-23
lT'SAPOOR DOCTOR
Who Won't Take His Own Medicine


THAT'S WHY We ARE USING THIS SPACE TO TELL YOU
WHAT JOLLY LITTLE BUSINESS STIMULATORS HERALD
WANT ADS ARE-AND WHY THEY GET RESULTS
|HERE is NO GUESSW WORK about Herald Want Ad They
do the business We know they Our customers have
told time and We have used them ourselves and
they have failed to get results They the short cut to
quick tun-ovethe modern method Of merchandising small
scale where the value of the article to be sold the importance of
the want to be filled will not justify heavy outlay.
had something SELL trade give away and went out
the street and told each about what wanted
to do you might get reubut the people talked to would
be likely THAT fish has bats in his bey H.
the other hand used Want Ad would talk to the
businessike
The rule applies to hiring help renting house. looking
for ob Of the important little incidents of life where
must call the assistance Of outside immediate
family You MIGHT get results by telling troubles to the
neighborsbut the certain quick and economical to use
a little classified ad.
Do want to buy sell trade want to hire help find
work; want to find house to rent to rent e
ee do want to call attention to some new
feature of business seek information subject or
have you any little untitled want?
Use HERALD WANT ADS
THEY DELIVER THE GOODS AND ARE ALWAYS WORKING
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-01
The Shorn Lamb.

A DMIRAL SIMS told at Washing
ton dinner story about a. war
widow.
This young woman he said, had
lost three soldier husbands and was
out on still hunt for fourth when
she met a handsome army chaplain.
"she made love to the chaplain At
first sight.
Life is very lonely lived all alone"
she said. brushing her shoulder
against his. Since my three mar
riages I've got SO accustomed to hav-
ing a man about the house that can't
get used to solitude" -.
"The chaplain coughed. Then he
stammered.. for, to tell the truth, he
was badly frightened: .. .,..... =
"'Oh, madam, you must cheer up.
Providence, remember, tempers the
wind to the lorn sham."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-01
A Novel by Harold MacGrath

Entering his room, he sent q swift.
cursory glance about. So far as ne
could see nothing had been disturbed.
as he had left them. No genuine thief
would have overlooked those coral
cuff links. for which he had paid $12.
He Investigated the bureau drawers:
there was no sign of alien hands. He
rumpled his hair perplexedly. A
package. What kind OF a package?
Jaw = =" But he did not COM
plete the thought orally. ....,
There was row of shoes at the
left of his fat suit case, the only
piece of luggage he had brought
ashore. He had purchased a pair Of
patent feathers, a pair of stout tans,
pair Of low calf and the pair Of
walking shoes he had on. The stout
tans were among the missing. He
looked under the bed, behind the bu-
reau and under the chairs. The tans
were gone. Then he laughed. A
sneak had pinched a pair of his shoes!
;, What do you know about that,
1sobel? A pair of shoes, brand-new.
at four-fifty! Well, say"
He sat down and began to chuckle.
He took out cigar, but he did not
light it. His gaze. having travelled
again to the gap in the alignment Of
shoes. travelled a little farther and be-
came focused upon the lock of his
suit case. 1t dangled by a single
screw. -ra
Immediately a fountain Of wool and
Yhot fc nj
His letter of credit had been in that
suit case. and it was now nowhere
to be found. Two thousand and six
hundred dollars all gone to glory! z
- He had mounted the stairs three at
a bound; he went down scarcely
touching any of them. He was
fighting mad, but cool.
"Anything missing. Mr. Grogan?"
The manager was plainly worried.
The hotels along tMe Corso seldom
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-01

Of time. they will reissue 1t, deduct
Ing your previous Withdrawals. Tour
lists make so many strange requesta.
and are so irritable II -e don't COM
ply, that we are forced often to act
against our judgment. II the mes.
senger had been a native. he would
never. have got as far as the head Of
the stairs" IL! .'t- -. =
He wasn't an Italian?" g.,, -
III he was. he was a supremeiy
clever one. He talked and acted like
an Englishman. A number of Eng.
lish stop here, SO I have reason to
believe that he was English, =
well, SO long as I can stop. him
from touching my money, that's
enough for me. don't blame you
any. But it's some mystery. How'd
he know 1t was:in my grip? How'd
he know that I wasn't carrying it?,
Sure, 1t might be chance, and then It
mightn't." ',t.'s.t :, ~ ga. ..
= tTo be Continued Next Sunday,)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-01
copyright BY Harper 4 Brothers.)

encountered difficulties of this char
acter. .t
yeah. A pair Of shoes and my
letter OF credit are missing"
"Frightful!"
Now don't get excited. What I
want to know is, what did this mes
senger look like?. 3D. ~
This is a terrible .misfortune! He
was about your age perhaps. / was
particular to note that he wore q
blue serge suit baggy at the knees
and had on a straw hat. I.could not
say that he was either poorly or we'll
dressed"
What kind Of shoes did ne, have
on?"
II did not notice them" 800.
"That's bad. Sometimes a man'll
forget to change them when he goes
masquerading.. He didn't 60 into my
room alone:"
F.. Certainly not. The head waiter ac-
companied him."
"Send for him." L.. 49,
'The head walters explanation was
simple. He had escorted the messen-
ger UP to the room, watched him take
a pair Of shoes and wrap them up in
newspaper. He had then locked the
door. t.5... --r
Did you come with the MANI"
mo. sir. ] went with him to the
head Of the stairs, giving him the
key"
Which he gave to me-" interpo-
lated the manager. -.. ~.
Somehow he got back, before he
gave you that key. Well. the, dam
age is done. But I guess he wasted
his time. The letter is no good with
out the identification book winch
have in my pocket"
THAT news takes great weight
off my shoulders, Mr.. Grogan. A word
to Cook in the morning will stop the
letter from being used anywhere in
the world. If your bankers cannot
find the letter after a certain length
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-01
ID, TOMMASO MALT.

the evening. You are worrying about
something"
Maybe did fool thing yesterday"
he said. evasively. II got tired of
running into Cooks every morning for
cigar money, so got fifteen hundred
lire. And now don't know what to
do with 1t. Camden told me that the
town is alive with sneak thieves and
that it isn't safe to wander about at
night by your lonesome
That was foolish. Do you want me
to carry the money for you?
Heavens! don't take it out here" she
cried. wait until we get into the
carriage"
Maybe that wasn't all that was
worrying me-" william was not an
adept at Discrimination. He dipped his
hand into his pocket and laid the
fragments Of the photograph on the
alhle- topped table. 81 found these
pieces in the wastebasket at the Bris-
toll" He began arranging the pieces
as he talked. Didn't know what 1t
+ was 1T flrst. l was waiting for you.
and l put 'em together like one Of
those old picture PUSHES. Remem-
! Der 'em? Well, I got some little old
jolt. believe me. Can you step around
Fato thfss sids?" s''
CurioHsly' she rose and came to his
side, iosking down over his shoulder.
Where did you get THAR" she ask
ed, in q low, tense voice. r''
II told you; in the wastebasket. I
was dead sure you hadn't thrown 1t
there. And you didn't tear It up?" -,
mo" Her hand slid from his shoul-
der. E''r
Thought NOT. There's something on
the back" Carefully he reversed tho
pieces. See? win you tell Brother
Bill If there's anything serious?"
She. leaned down and scrutinized the
writing. What color there was in her
cheeks slowly faded and her eyes be-
came dull. II don't understand" she
said. ..-..tt e.
We'll. the way I take 1t. some one
is looking for you. Remember. said
I'd never ask you any questions, but
that II you ever needed me you'd call
, me-
IT haven't forgotten" listlessly. y
DO YOU want this?" -. 81.
NO" Throw 1t away. "s7Her gesture
was like q shudder. f,'f : ',r-' -
- "I'll'heep IT." :.'"o' - - '''s..
'Fr ia rather you threwhit' away, in
the street." .-" 49, vc.... -
"And-Fd.rather keep iyt IIlstell you
what. IN trade 1t fora fresh one"
with h boldnsss he had not thought
himself capable Of ~
Il haven't any. That was one Of the
few ever possessed. And It would
please me IL you threw II away. Some
day III tell you why"
3 "All right, sister, / thought maybe
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-01
LONELY LIVES
BY PIERRE MILE

go because of her. paralyzed legs.
urally didn't wish to leave her daugh-
ter alone.
] can hardly conceive that they are
still in the world. Yet they are never
melancholy or at odds with the uni
verse when I go to see them Sunday
mornings, at the hour when Nine.
Bin returns from mass and brings
some provisions in with her. That is
the only time she ever leaves her
daughter.
The other day they asked me what
bolshevism was. Since the war is
over and we have conquered. the pa
pers hardly ever talk Of anything but
bolshevism. These two have a vague
idea that 1t must be a revolution,
probably something like the COM
mune. Nine. Bin saw the commune
when she was still quite young and
hasn't very favorable recollection
communards took some one from the
house she lived into shoot him, she
supposes: for they never saw him
again. Two weeks later the YER
sailles troops took away another man
without her knowing what either of
these neighbors had ever done. 1t is
like that in revolutions. Some body
does something and then they shoot
him and nobody knows why.
explained as best l could what
bolshevism was. said
Formerly. in very ancient times. it
was a minority which governed-the
minority which owned the land. Now,
with US, 1t Is majority Of the inhabit-
ants of the country. One doesn't ask
them whether they own anything or
nothing. They vote. and those who
stand together in the largest numbers
government, or at least supervise its
administration and decide what things
shall be done.
~The bolshevists wish to change
this. They want to have a minority
govern again. but not the same mi
uOTity 40 OcAVFCs uSiI SSh-
sists, practically, of the workers in
the big industries. who are much less
numerous in Russia, and even In
France. than the peasant proprietors.
the bourgeois and the intellectuals."
So / tell them how the system
functions In Russia full ration for
the workers and soldiers, 4 half ra-
tion for those who don't work with
their hands. q third ration for the
bourgeois and the intellectuals.
Then l reflect and add:
II don't believe that that can last
long. because nobody in these condi-
tions has an Indictment. to work. In
fact, Russia liz in the situation Of a
disabled vessel which can no longer
90 anywhere to replenish her car
60 and whose sailors are con-
Stunning her supplies. When these are
dsvoured there will be nothing left to
do but to die Of hunger. Such is. ap-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-01

= 7 OW these two women were able
to live through the war 10
miracle which l still wonder
at. Surely, those who had
some one at the front, a husband or
a son, bore their cross. They were
worthy of pity and admiration. They
deserved all that people did for them.
But at least they were aided. Not only
the twenty-five sous and the fifteen
sous from the government. but the
sympathy which every one felt for
mothers and wives of fighting men.
Relief societies were organized for
their benefit. Others procured them
work, thought of them and showed
them that they were being kept in
mind
You see, man doesn't live by bread
alone-nor woman either 1t is nee
essary to feel that others are near
US who give us friendly glance
and sympathize with US. Otherwise,
solitude Expresses us. One can die
of solitude as one does of starvation.
And the first is even sadder than
the second.
But these two, the elderly widow
and her invalid daughter-the latter
with her legs paralyxed since in
fancy-how did they live through
those flfty-two months? And how can
they continue to live at this moment,
when everything Is so dear? They
never received an ALLEGATION. They
couldn't go into the factories. The
1nnfhAr IN nif hAr
daughter, that poor cripple, who is
now in her twenty NTH year and who
will remain a cripple until the day
of her death. They were even obliged
to continue to pay rent for their
little lodging in the Rue Payenne, be-
cause there were no mobilixed men
In the family They are all alone. They
have been alone for many years.
The widow has small income of
some hundred francs because her
husband was a modest functionary.
But what does that aznount to? 1t was
insufficient before the war, when
things were different from what they
now are. She works for the big shops,
making things for miserable pay Her
daughter also works. With little pots
Of glue and colors she fabricates fans
for the bargain counters.
1t Is always thus that have. seen
them: Nine. Bin bent over her sew
ing or her embroidery; Elise. at her
white wood table. in the midst of
vivid colors which make her pale face
and arms appear even more pale. She
would be really pretty IL she were not
so pale. But there isn't much fresh
air in the Rue Payenne. and only mill
lionaires can pay for pleasure auto
rides! ,.
Nevertheless, I have never heard
them complain. and they always have
2 sous left for the morning newspa-
per. Nowhere in all France was VIC
tory more ardenty longed for than
by these two humble women. And
they never went down to the cellar
during bombardments. Elise couldn't
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proximate1y. the .bolshevist regime in
Russia. I don't believe it can be in
stalled in France. 1t is a little too
simple and too foolish for us. Be-
Sides 1t couldn't last any longer here
than anywhere else.
But you-what would YOU do
while it lasted? You work with YOUR
hands. You would get a full ration,
AND you wouldn't have to pay rent.
Speaking sincerely. 1 don't see what
you would lose by it, at least at the
beginning. And when the provisions
are exhausted you will only have to
do like the others-go to bed hun
cry Or attempt to seize by force
the potatoes and grain which the
peasants who have raised them want
TO Keep for themselves. That is what
the bolshevists are trying to do"
Elise lifted her poor head, blond
and charming, though lacking II,
color:
THAT isn't the reason why I
shouldn't like to see such things hap.
PEN"
What Is your reason. Elise?"
i don't know. 1t would be hard
Tor me to explain. But I'll try. When
i've finished working at my fans what
can do: l read. You mightn't have
high opinion OF what I read.
like best the feuilletons. especially:
the stories which are to appear in
book form. for they are the longest
Ny dream would be story 30 long.
that it would" finish only with my
death-one which could keep on
reading to my last day. y !,
THAT is my life-my true life. AnA:
I know 1t only in this way. / have.
never been able to leave this room
] shall never leave 1t. l shall not
marry. Still, / love to imagine the
happiness that there is in books and:
in all the beautiful things which Il
shall never know. Fora half hour.
every day am not Elise. am the
poor. unhappy girl who is going to
be made happy, who win enter at
the end into q world Of Joy and lux.
ury. world extraordinary and mag;
nificent. 1t will be q World where
the rich live, q world In which / am
loved by some one who Is not Of my
world. who Is very handsome, talks
well, has an automobile and takes
me on a ship to his home in some
marvellous country.
1T pleases me to know that such,
a world exists somewhere. II they
told mo that 1t had disappeared, that.
everybody now lived in the same
way, j should lose something. should
lose the only thing which 1 can pos.
sess-the Joy Of ina ginning myself in
it. I don't know to what l should
turn or in what I could interest my
self. l should have to try to force
myself to think that l didn't live to.
day. but in times past. when such
things were"
"It 10 true" said Nine Bin. what
would be left - her IL sAs' knew that
nobody lived any better than We dot"
tOssyrssAt, isisJ ,