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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-25
More Truth Than Poetry
By James ]. Montague
EASY MONEY.

Why worry along till your re bent and gray
At futile and needless toll
When the veriest hick can get rich quick
On flyer or two in oilp
You don't need derricks, you don't need wells.
a lmitess greed will serve
If it's just combined with criminal mind
And utterly boundless nerve
You'll need printer to print your stocks
They all of EN- look alike)
And glowing book by an able crook
Describing your latest strike.
Then peddle around some thrilling yarns
OF wealth made overnight
By way of bait, and sit and wait,
For the public to come and bite.
McGouge had garnered million, clean,
The day that the market fell
He made his haul on Broad and Wall
(He never had seen welD
Bilkem founded national bank
With his (but he's since resigned
And was seen last week down in Mozambique
With the sheriff a mile behind).
OF course they may get you now and then
(In fact they are likely to-
And you'll tell your tale at the courtroom rail
To twelve good men and true.
And long you will WELD a twelve pound sledge
On rock that is hard TO break
But that is a chance in the finance
That a crook must always takeI
Copyright, 1919.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-25
The Tower of Babel
By Bill Armstrong

We seen bud Shively in a new
Palm Beach on s Michigan ST. yes
terday. We understand the Harsh
man Tent and Awning Co. did the
work on specifications and estimates
furnished by Fred Worrell
A lady spoke TO Us the other night
as follows:
My son Just loves 10 read pour
column Mr.. Armstrong, said she
and we proceeded 10 swell up 10
about the size of Doc Smith but in
an. effort 10 throw her off her guard
and appear more modest than usual
ard make her feel that we were &C
custOmed 10 receive such COM
pliments. we said.
He must be sort Of queer. not to
say peculiar"
We picked ourselves up from the
sidewalk after she had made this
rejoiner:
mo, he is very young"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-25
MANY RESTRICTIONS.

"Oficer. may We leave our car
here?"
Nope no parking
How about sitting on that park
bench >"
Nope. no sparkling"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-25
IRRITATING SERVICE.

Why is Flubdub sputtering so
about TIE service AZ that cafe >"
Some slick lawyer persuaded a
waiter 10 serve F1ubdub with a sub
pena-'
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-25

that all the members wear halters
while the lodge is in session.
Joe Stephenson informs US that he
is unable 10 get his night sale ready
for IS day.
r. NJ Hutchinson, just before
starting on an extended eastern trip
TO last until after the first Of July,
gave US the outline of his plans for
starting an Ex-Ford owner club in
South Bend. 1t seems like not bad
idea. but the requirement that
man must buy a Ford and ride in it
regularly for at least a month is, we
feel a bit unreasonable.
And wen let you in on a little
secret-it hain't everybody around
here that can kid the boss.
We expect TO know Monday
whether we can-or not.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-25

After making sure that Prussisn militarism is
thoroughly eliminated, it might be well to follow
secy Lanes suggestion and mobilize against the
FLU"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-25

.
Michigan 81"
There is a lady Of our acquaint-
ance, who is planning these days 10
build a home. and a conversation
with her is indeed pleasant just now.
We will let you in on a few minutes
of it.
Ma. Oh, ira. where are my
socks?"
The living room will be large and
roOmy and there will be three win
dows in II. The cellar runs"
Did YOU press my checkered
suit?"
The pantry will open off into the
kitchen and "
Il am expecting a telephone call
in a few minutes. viii you tell them
am not here?"
We will have plenty of room at
the back of the lot for a garage, and
after the Ford"
What have YOU got to eat for
supper
There is an elegant view from
both the front and rear and it will
/ be awful mandy
Now candidly. is there any wonder
that we like 10 eat at Bill Grimm's
/ these days?
Deputy Pros George Schock. that
used TO be afflicted with the news
paper business too. called US I'D the
/ other night 10 call our attention TO
a unique head in one Of South Bends
| lea ding dailies We will be glad to
| show this headline 10 few close
/ friends if the matter is kept strictly
/ confidential
Kiwanis members went limping TO
/ work today as the result Of the fast
| program of sports at Yesterdays an
| nual picnic Bert Lehman won the
\ fat mans race. and Ray Bird came
\ IN second. Clarence Steed was voted
\ the best looking single man on the
| grounds. and George Platner still has
"a few friends although he did pa IS
the cigars al the picnic. No motions
/ We're amended during the day.
Herman Ries being in Grand Rapids
on business
Gee. won't loop hound be a fat
expression next Tuesday?
\. r Mayerfeld Of Newman's. is
arranging 10 celebrate his boys
birthday and IS day together. Wen
wager that boy will proba bly, be
more or less neglected until $50
O'Clock even II il is his birthday.
We have Joined a lot OF organiza
J tons. but we swear that UP until
/ only q very few minutes ago had
We heard OF the Anti Horse Thief
Association OF Kansas
Suppose the initiation in this lodge
is five minute talk on the best way
TO catch a man stealing a horse and
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-25
GEORGE SHOULD BE GLAD TO
PAY FOR THIS AND HIS FRIENDS
UNDOUBTEDLY WILL BE APP
PRECIATIVE.

NEWS-ITEM - The gambling
rooms conducted by a man giving
his name as George Hosler, which
were raided last week, are located
over lis instead OF over 12O S.
Michigan st"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-25

that all the members wear halters
while the lodge is in session.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-25

Suppose the initiation in this lodge
Is five minute talk on the best way
TO catch a man stealing a horse and
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-25

We have Joined lot Of organiza-
tons. but we swear that UP until
only a very few minutes ago had
we heard OF the Anti-Horse Thief
Association Of Kansas
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-25

a. r Mayerfeld Of Newman's. rs
10 celebrate his boys
and IS day together. Wei
wager that boy will proba bly, be
more or less neglected until $50
o clock even il it is his birthday.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-11-07
MAYNARD AND KLINE SUFFER
SLIGHT HURTS IN LANDING
Bndiy shaken Up In Accident Which
Damages Their Famous
Flying Machine,

CLINTON, n. G.. Nov. G.--An acct
dent to the DE iaviland plane upon
landing here after returning from
w .lmington this morning, slightly in
Jured Lieutenant Belvin w. Maynard
ana Sergeant Kline, his mcchan clan.
The plane. which is the one used I'm
tho recent cross continent flight, was
put out OF commission for the time bn :
ing. In making the landing the right
wheel OF the plane broke. causing Tho
machine to turn on It's nose, bTcak
ing the propeller and smashing the
radiator. Parts have been wired for
from Pope Field FayettcvilIe. A0'
Lieutenant Maynard and Sergeant
Kline. although not seriously iniurca
were badly shaken up. ~"
Lieutenant Maynard was nre.onts
with silver service by the citizen. o1
sampson county at the county fair
toady. i"ir
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-11-07
PkAN MANY ATTRACTIONS
: AT BIG HARVEST BAZAAR
Ffenry Schwurz>rhild TX Mastcr of
Revels nj Entertainment M
o Jefferson Auditorium

henry Schwarzschld, aid:d 10y r. !.
Rpnps, assistant principal OF J"hn
s sidIssha!l MiEh School. will assume the
W PIE OF master OF revcia' Ionsgh,
ST. me Harvest Bazaar in the J"ft.r,
Jnvited ''''o''' -
Many and varied attractions a-,
ent OF the sn cues "e Ap s25 en mt
lTSEet are a Web from which SAT,
ldrinks will be sold. kltchan wh.re
Nisftors may purchase pies ana cakcs
"a garden with flowers and an orchard
Il Groceries of all sors will be dis
fpensed at the Harvest Store. .1r,,i-
ana Will sell cigars and cigarct,ns
Sn-her own booth. and n real i've"
ESpsy VIII explain the mysteries Of
Ine past and Speculate as to The ful
SSqre or all who desire 10 have ,hasc
a. The Harvest Bazaar will op,.p Tor
Ina ily at $50. with a grand nInrrh a.
ier winch dancing will begin i 49,
2 2Snnche6tra VIII furnish The music 81
tso O'clock there will bc a number ~
EpecIai fancy dances, following wh ic%
general dancing will he resumed and
y"jp1i continue until midnigh;
g Proceeds from the Harvest E,-o,-
go toward the fund for mo ercci jn, ,,'' a. :
prone tablet to the memory Of ~.
.3l'eeh John Marshall alumni who AL
& the world war ' "'c'
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-11-07
DOCTORS find
REMEDY FOR
COLDS and FLU
Calotabs, the New NauseaIcss
CalOmel Tablets, Cut Short
Colds and May Prevent
Flu BY Keeping
Liver Active.

Physicians have learned from expe.
riencc. during the epidemic OF inru-
cnza, that one of the most important
factors in the prevention of nu md
pneumonia is TO keep the liver active
SO that the digestive organs may be in
perfect working order and the system
thereby enabled To throw OF colds
chcck sore throats. and resist serious
complications. For this purpose they
nave found that the new, nausc1iess
calomcl tablets called Calotabs, are far
more effective even than the old style
caiomci. which was formerly the uni
versal favorite. as Calotabs do no,
weaken the patient nor interfere with
the appetite and digestion
At the first sign of cold or sore
throat. doctors recommend one Calotab
at bedtime with swallow of water
that's all. No salts. no nausea, nor the
slightest Interference with your diet,
pleasure or work. Next morning ycu
wake up feeling fine. your liver is ac-
tive. and your appetite is keen Cor a
good breakfast.
For your protection Calotabs ar. sold
only in original sealed packages, price
thirty-fve cents. All druggists recon-
mend, and guarantee Calotabs. Your
money back II you arc not delighted
with them.-Ady.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-11-07

Science has proved that the body
is only collection Of cells and tina,
Nature requires twelve cell-salts to
keep the cells of the body in per.
feet health.
1t has been demonstrated that
these cell-salts not only build
nourish and repair the cells, but
govern the health and -itaiity of
the tissue, nerve, blood, bone and
brain, of which the cells are a part.
These ccll-salts attract and retain
the oxygen as 1t passes from the
lungs into the blood, and by their
presence in the cells repair, nour-
ish, reyitalize and maintain the
vigor. vitality, health and energy of
the cells, of the blood, tissues,
nerves, veins, arteries, bones,
muscles and brain.
For many years DR.. A. L. Rcus-
ing has conducted an exhaustive
series OF experiments in his chcmi-
cal laboratory to combine the
Phosphates of calcium. sodium and
iron with the phosphates of potas-
Stun and magnesium, in a perfect
solution, ready for prompt assimi-
lation, so that a rapid increase in
the number of red blood cells and
greater percentage Of heinoglobin
arc produced in the blood.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-11-07

Piled children. making regular calls Mt
tho charity institution.
She delights in sclntillating rcpnrtccs
with hccklcrs ut campaign meetings.
She has wonderful sense of humor.
which carries her through some diff
cult questions from laboritcs. who are
picking out the weak spots In her
arnor. shooting specific queries Mt her.
Answers Bctter Than husbands.
Viscount Astor. who is handling his
wifc's campaign, Is coaching her in
the answers to such questions. but
often she knows better replies than
he does. Tho Unionists are backing
the viscountcss, depending upon her
fcmininity to carry her through.
The election campaign so far is a
good naturcd, amicable scrap, the can
didates actually showing a good deal
of admiration for each other. but the
breach is widening and Is bound sooner
or later to result In sharp words.
Already the opposition IS raising the
question whether Lady AStor's gold
is tainted, and is throwing out dark
hints about her best supporters being
owners of houses of i'll reputc. She has
answered both insinuations satiSfac-
torily.
"If am elected" she said, they
the proprietors of slum resorts) will
find me the worst enemy they have
ever had"
To your correspondent she said to-
night:
ideally. it's great fun. but my heart
is in this fight, and want TO win.
l ddAt want TO settle down AS Il WIS.,
II go TO the Commons You may rest
assured I'll act with the proper dig
nifty. but won't talk cndlcssly
believe in deeds rather than words"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-11-07
THROCKMORTON FUNERAL
AT OAKWOOD CEMETERY
Body of accident Victim Brought
From baltimore To BiiIups'
Undertaking IarIors.

Funeral services for Isaac w
Throckmorton, sixty years old who
was killed in Baltimore last Thurs
day. VIII take place from the chanel
OF the Billups' undertaking establish
ment. Twenty-tifth and Marshal II
Streets. this afternoon at $3.50 O'clock,
Rcv. w. Thorburn Clark, pastor OF
Fulton Raptis; Church. ofiicia Ting.
Burial will be in Oakwood
MIR. Throckmorton was a native of
Richmond. and was for 4 number of
years an architect here. During the
war he was employed in the govern
ment service as an architect inspector
BESIDES his Wife he is survived by
tour children. Ruth. lack. Claude and
Maurice. The last two named arc
IN the navy, There are also four
hrothers. Rev. i. T.. Throckmorton
u, L.. II. 4. and \. r. Throckmorton
az OF Richmond. and one sister
MEs. CARA Johnson, OF Henrico County.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-11-07
OFFICIAL COUNT GIVES
|. HOUSE SEAT TO BuNT|N
Danvflle Veteran Wins Pittsylvania
~ 'Race by 100 Votes Over J. S.
sasss> Adams, Republican,.
JOYCE WINS IN PATRICK
Kstains House Seat by Majority
a..sOyer @. p. Shelton, Republican, OF
21-Garrct Has 500 Majority in
et,Henry County.

tspeeial to TheaT!mes, Dispa,chl
at the sGss IT TODAY e.
Thine who was elected on Tuesday to
the House OF Delegates from Danvil!e
sand Pittsylvania. showed that w. "A.
Buntin, Democrat nominee. of Danvilie.
lyon. defeating J. :. Adams, OF Gretna.
say 100 votes The Official vote was:
-, The heavy majority given TO Euntin
iBy his home town saved the day for
ssthe Confederate veteran candidate. The
t3hicial canvass was attended by Mr..
sAdams in person, with several Of his
sfriends and representatives Of Mr.. Bun
TIN.
Patrick Returns to Democratic Fold.
a. Unofficial returns from, Patrick
sSounty the first received since Tues
sday's election. came 10 hand this morn
ing, and Indicated Democratic vic
upset the c!aAis made by the Demo
,Faradc nominees. II the present fig
s sTres stand ratrick has returned 20 the
Ithe habi; OF rolling up Republican ma
eioritics
VI The outstanding feature OF the cleo
fDelegates Of William L. Joyce. Demo
Nqrat who was elected 10 hll the un
aaXpircd term OF tho late Hr. Rlwley
MARTIN He has defeated the. Hepubli
scan nominee. c. =. Shelton, ny MAJ
f3ority Of twent%-one Nor has de
gdatc for the county treasurship. Frank
ID. Mays, Democrat. has bcoit elected
.sherin OF Patrick over !. W. staples.
rThc contest for tho court clcrkship is
$50 close that the official count will be
mecdcd to determine the winner. T.
IN Clark is the Democratic nominee
,hnd l. ]. Gilbert, Republican.
Carrot Gets 500 Minority in ucnry.
d. Unofficial returns from Henry County
gHeceircd today. and excepting; TWO pre-
'nincts which were expected to show
'ana jori;ics for senator ,iarrct show
aThst the Henry County legislator haas
carried that county by margin OF see
aSotes.
\ b. +. Stultz. Armerly chief OF police
nat Martinsvile. has been elected sheriff
J9f the county by majority of 200 over
sSherif Roy Hons!ey. who held tho of
,lfice for one term. The escape OF t.wcl
martin. a white prisoner from the
sEenry jail, WIS factor in !lcnslcy's
adefeat.
~ Unopposed Democratic nominees re-
aIrer: I. c. Matthews. clerk o: the
sfourt: j. 4. Tayolr. communicating
! attorney. j. W. Ramsey was unop-
sposed for tile House OF Delegates.
~ Long Ballot in FrunkIin
\ The length OF the ballot in Franklin
sS>ounty is partly responsible for the
gate returns. according to word re-
sSeived from Rocky Mount The only
aJnstance in which a Democratic nomi-
spee was defeated was in The county
sTeasurership. where r. /. Mcneil
y democrat has been defeated by Il. j.
Dudley, a Republican. Unofficial re-
furns indicate that one OF the Demo-
lSratic nominees Cor supervisor may
'have been defeated by an independent
- Dalton billiards. majority tor the
House is now put at about 500
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-11-07
very WEAKLY FOR
SEVERAL YEARS
North Carolina Lady Describes
the Symptoms From Which
She Suffered and Which
She Says Cardui
Relieved.

Trap Hill. N. C.-Mrs. Eudmx
Holbrook, recently made this state
ment: II was very weakly for three
or four years with womanly trou-
bles. was much worse at special
times. Every month l would have
to lie in bed for three or four days.
My chief suffering was in my back.
l could not tell how badly it ached,
but it seemed as IL 1t could not pos
sibly ache worse. Whenever I would
get tired. or II was much on my
feet. it would ache. Cardut was all
the medicine took.
saw, with the first bottle, that I
was being benefited, but kept right
on for five bottles regularly. BY
this time was so could do all my
own work, which for some time had
not been able to do.
That Is the only time I ever took
II regularly, but l always have 1t on
hand to use when do not feel we'll.
and II always helps me-"
With a successful record OF over
40 years TO its credit. Cardui has
proven its merit in the treatment OF
many OF the simple ailments pecu-
liar to women
Try 1t. At your druggists.-Adv.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-11-07
RICHMOND FATHERS SEEK
RETURN OF SONS BODIES
Committee Goes 10 Washington Today
to Testify before Committee
on Foreign Relations.

In tie interests Of parents and rela-
tivcs in America who have long waited
for definite word from Washington
which would assure them OF the final
disposition of the bodies OF the men
who fell in France. Colonel George
Wayne Anderson. Major Sol Cutchins
and L. Weber Hocn, whose SONS made
the supreme sacrifice for their country.
VIII appear before the House Commit
tee on Foreign Relations to advocate
the amendment to the Bland bill
Provision Is made i'll the amendment
for the rc.noval of such bodies as may
he desired by the parents or relatives
who VIII pay all expenses OF the trans
fer of bodies to American burial places
Before leaving Washington the dele
--ation from Richmond will also appear
before the delegates OF che American
Legion to urge the participation Of
its members In the nation wide move
mcnt for the return of their dead
comrades.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-11-07
rainmaster GiUen
Medal BY Monarch
J. e. Leake, of Richmond,
Decorated by Belgian
King for Services.

J. l.. Leake. trainmaster of the Pen
insula district. Chesapeake and Ohio
some gold medal. known as Nledaille
dor OF the Order Of Leopold H.. which
was forwarded TO the recipient by the
Ning OF the BelEians through the State
Department at Washington, an apprc-
citation OF His Majesty of the trainmae-
terS efficient services in connection
WIN the roya! trains transit over the
peninSula district OH October 81. The
special train OF ten cars. bearing the
Belgian royal family. was delivered to
the Richmond, Frederick sburg and Po-
tomac Raj way NJ Richmond. at y. NJ.
Oct9her 81. and left at $40, arriving
at FORTRESS Monroe at $3.50. the exact
minute the party wished to arrive. The
run was made without a hitch OF any
kind The conductor OF the train was
w. +. Wood, while Engineer j. L. Cox
handled the throttle. Accompanying
the train as representatives of the rail-
roads. in addition to the trainmaster
Cullough. general passenger agent of
the PENNSYLVANIA System: John ID.
Lofts. general passenger agent OF the
k!ns. road foreman OF engines of the
ns,d s. district, Ghesapeake and
Washington. also accompanied the
train.
The letter, accompanying the gold
medal is as follows:
Department OF State.
Chief Special Agent.
Washington, ID. c.. Nov :. 1919.
MIR. J. Il. l~cakc,
''Trainmaster. Chesapeake and Ohio
Railway, Richmond. Va
My Dear Sir,-1 have been direct ed
by the King of the Bclgians TO present
You with the inclosed Mcdaille dor
Of the Order Of Leopold ii. as a token
of his appreciation Of your efficient at
tcntion to duty in connection with the
movement Of his train over your road
Please return the incloscd blank
form 10 me properly hlled out and with
your signature affixed. and ] will sec
tina, il is forwarded TO His Majesty's
secretary.
''ln the frs; column insert your fun
name; in the second column your Off
cial position. in the third column the
date and place of your birth. and in
the fourth column your present adj
dress Very sincerely.
- NJ NYE
Chief Special Agent
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-11-07
q. P. A. MEMBERS SELL
MANY RED CROSS SEAL s
sHoon froSress Being Made on Fu,d
to Fight White
rIayue

The com mittee from the T-av.,.-s,
Association, which IS seIl,nr
leo cross seals for tho ber.n, =, -
guno which is used In tho FIGHT n, ~
rcuiGsis and which started out On
41ae .ail campaign Of fifteen days Wed.
sgFess. s"od pro-
a The local post of travelling men on
ftSn Nearly into the scaenc 10 raise
seIaoicate the white plaSue.-doing ne
sc eGs me benefit Of the. Red cross So So
swtlI be used in the cause in .,ts ( !: ~ 4
aeaith officers have cstimat@d ~ !:
EUtn,eaa are not less than 20 900 cascs - ~
with nearly 500. 600 who nave bee, " ox
Eposed to the dread p!aru. and 80
bbsnSuld nave proper attention am
gg ssSSTue,ion Tor avoiding the raynr"e :
Hthe disease. The committee is oi
fa,,r raise no, less than g 900 day' f"s
t NJ En- Gays oy selling the little seals
peders and for packages of 49, 'oT
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-11-07

DR.. REFUSING recently announced
that perfect combination of the
revitalizing cell-salts has been OBJ
tanned and that clinical tests in his
professional practice have demon
stratcd beyond the slightest ques-
ton that the formula which he
named Reolo ,-ings back the cells
of the body to ealth, restores their
vitality and enables the diseased
cells to again perform their func-
tons. It gives the cell protoplasm
renewed life and energy, tones the
exhausted nerve cells, rapidlv IN
creases the red blood cells. CON
trolls the. warning forces Of life and
decay, always contending for mas
terry in the cells of the BODY. and
by its power of cell nutrition snd
reconstruction checks the slaN
gradual decay of the vital forces
REOLO is sold in sealed nach.
ages. containing 100 pleasant
tastelcss tablets, sufficient for two
weeks treatment. 1t only cote
one dollar package and Is Posi-
lively Guaranteed to give beneficial
results or your money will be re
, REoLo is sold in Richmond by
. fragile Drug Co, Inc, SI7-sIs East
broad Street, Licensed Distributor
. For the DIR. A. l.. REFUSING Labora-
tories, Akron. Ohio.-Ady.