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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
WISHING Him Luck.

At wedding / attended in Cripple
Creek, Colo, a telegram arrived for
the bridegroom while the guests were
eating the wedding supper. The bride
groom asked the best man to read 1t
aloud, saying he supposed it was con-
gratulations. The best man arose and
read: Here's hoping that you have
better luck than we had" 1t was
signed by the brides two divorced
MISUNDERSTANDING Tribune.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
Clever Strategy.

A farmer, whose watermelon patch
had been the object of several raids
by passing motorists, secured i'm.
munity by posting the following sign
conspicuously near the roadside:
Warning: Six of these melons are
shot full of strychnine and nobody
but me knows which ones they are!"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
EATON is BICYCLE CHAMPION
Has Been Factor in Sunday Races at
Newark Where Sport Has Its
Largest Following.

Raymond Eaton of Newark, winner
OF the bicycle riding crown, is twenty
four years Of age and has been riding
five years, this being the first season
he has been really factor in the Sun
day races at Newark, where the sporf
has it's largest following. He beat on
Frank Kramer for the title.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
A Practical Man.

"Forty thousand dollars is cheap
for that picture" said the Disguised
dealer. "Art, sir? You don't know the
meaning of art"
Maybe 1 DON'T" replied the self
made millionaire, 'but know the
value of money. There are cheaper
ways to cover four square feet of wall
space than by paying $4,000 foot
for a piece of canvas painted by some
old duffer who lived in garrett 200
years before 1 was orn."-Birming-
ham Age-Herald.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
IT'S NOT YOUR HEART;
IT'S YOUR KIDNEYS

signals that the kidneys need helps
You should use GOLD MEDAL Haar.
soothing, healing oil stimulates the
kidneys, relieves Inflammation and de-
stroys the germs which have caused it.
Go to your druggist today and get 9
box of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules. In twenty-four hours you
should feel health and vigor returning.
After you feel somewhat improved
continue to take one or two capsules
each day, so as to keep the first-clasg
condition and ward off the danger OF
other attacks.
Ask for the original imported GOLD
MEDAL brand. Three sizes. Money re-
funded if they do not help you.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
LOOKS AFTER ALL STUDENTS
University of Pennsylvania to Inaugu.
rate System of Athletics for
All Scholars.

The University of Pennsylvania is
to inaugurate system Of athletics for
all students, supervised by DR.. Charles
Wharton. A new athletic field, adj
Joining Franklin field, The famous
sporting arena of the Red and Blue
college, will include a gr'diron, Soc
GER and also a lacrosse field.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
FAvORS MILITARY ATHLETICS
Colonel Thompson to Urge Govern
ment to Promote Fencing Shoot
ing and Horsemanship.

Col. Joseph III. Thompson of the
10th infantry, Twenty-eighth division,
who had charge of the conveying of
the United States athletes to the inter-
allied meet and home again, is prepar-
ing to urge the government officials
to officially promote fencing, pistol
shooting and Workmanship, which are
fundamentally military and should be
conducted as such.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
Doctor Said She Would Not Live
Unnecessarily Worried.

He-I may as well tell you, before
you hear it in some other way, that
kissed another mans wife last
night.
The Missus-Tll get a divorce, but
who was the horrid thing?
He-I wish you wouldn't speak that
way of my mother.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
ODD ANTICS OF MARANWLLE
Eoston Shortstop Bids Fair to Step
Into Shoes of Veteran Nick AItrock
Of Washington.

Rabbit Maranville is still the same
brilliant performer as of OLD In the
short field, but he is furnishing the
fans with plenty of laughs these days
with his funny antics. The rabbit"
bids fair to step into the shoes of the
veteran Nick Altrock when the latter
steps out.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
To Have a Clear Sweet skin.

Touch pimpleS, redness, roughness
or itching, if any, with Cuticura ONT
ment, then battle with Cuticura Soap
and hot water. Rinse, dry gently and
dust on a little Cuticura Talcum to
leave fascinating fragrance on skin.
Everywhere 25c each.-Adv.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
pirates to Try Youndstcr.

Rinehart Kress. catcher, who has
,een playing with the Pittsburgh Col
egians, fast independent team, will
.et a trial with the Pirates. One crit.
says he is the best looking young
ster the Pirates have had In years.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
BUSH IN TRIPLE PLAY

The first triple play ever exc
cuted at Navin field was seen by
a large crowd. In a recent game
between Tigers and Yankees
Pratt doubled and Bodie strolled
with none out. Ruel lined to
Bush, who, as quick as a flash,
tagged Pratt going back to Sec
ond and then whipped the ball
to Heilman, completing an ex-
ceptional play.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
Game for Thorpe,s Team.

Jim Thorpe's Canton profession,
football eleven may play in Chicag
against team of ex-college and othe
stars the latter part of the season.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
"KILL.JOYS"
p
Constipation. Headache.
Colds, Biliousness ended
with "Cascarets"

Nothing takes the joy out Of life
quicker than a disordered liver or
waste-clogged bowels. Don't stay sick,
bilious, headachy, constipated. Remove
the liver and bowel poison which is
keeping your head dizzy, your tongue
coated, your breath bad and stomach
sour. Why not spend a few cents for a
box of Cascarets and enjoy the
incest, gentlest laxative-cathartic you
ever experienced? Cascarets never
grippe, sicken or Inconvenience one like
Salts, Oil, Calomel or harsh pills. They
work while you sleep.-Adv.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
Trxinn 70 Please.

''Wny did you put me at the table
between those two women who near
ly talked me to death?"
ST did it because ! heard you say
you we're fond of tongue sandwiches"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
COY D0LAN GOOD AS PILOT
Former Major League Player Turns
Out to Be Successful as Manager
WON for st. Joseph.

Cozy Dolan, who once played third
base for the Yanks and later played
in the National league with Philadel-
phia, Pittsburgh and st. Louis, has
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
viii Promote BiIlIards,

The American Amateur Billiard aa
ISOLATION Of New York will promol
three-cushion and pocket billiard tou
neys again this season.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13

may continue over to Australia. Coach
Bill Bachrach of the Tri-Color club ac-
companied Ross, who will compete in
match races at Honolulu October 30
and 81.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13

Accept California" Syrup of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package. then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less laxative or physic for the little
stomach, liver and bowels. Children
love its delicious fruity taste. Full
directions for child's dose on each bot
tie. Give it without fear.
Mother! You must say California"
ADV.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
ROSS STARTS FOR HONOLULU
Aquatic Star to Participate in Races
in Hawaii and May Continue
Over to Australia.

Norman Ross of the I. A. O., star of
the aquatic events of the interallied
games, is on his way to Honolulu and
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13

Total Stranger--How like a Chinese
that woman is over there.
Absolute Ditto-Indeed? She is my
wife.
r. S.-Y-e-e-s. Her-ah-feet are so
delightfully."- small, y'know.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
Business Demand.

1.-THE clockmaker / went to struck
me as rather a sycophant."
NATURALLY. Doesn't he have to be
a timeseryer?"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13

turned out to be successful manager.
Dolan turned Pat Moran stunt in ST.
Joe this year. He gave st. Joseph its
first pennant, and now Cozy can have
anything in the Missouri town.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
MANY STAR SHORTSTOPS


The world series has known
many a famous shortstop. Re-
call, for instance, the days of
Joe Tinker, Hans Wagner, Rab-
bit Meanwhile and Jack Barry,
henchmen tried and true, all of
whom finished high on the base
ball horizon in the final test
Barry, as a member of the great
Mackian infield perhaps made
more money than any of the
others, but the great Wagner
stood beyond even him in bat
ting and fielding and every other
department of play. Baseball
has known many great short
stops.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
Save the Babies

MORTALITY something ghtfu We hardly realize that
of all the children born civilized countries twenty-five cent
per cent? than one before they ve and before
they ffteen
timely of Caoa would
Neither hesitate
soothing d for chrens complaints contain
They considerable quantities.
pons quantity they stuefy eard circulation and LEAD
if the signature of Chas. 81. Fletcher
contains opiates narcotics Of kind ~ NEl
Genuine Castoria always signature zoTZE
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13

To stop falling hair at once and rid
the scalp of every particle of dandruff,
get a small bottle of delightful DAN
derine" at any drug or toilet counter
for a few cents, pour little in your
hand and rub it into the scalp. After
several applications the hair usually
stops coming out and you can't find
any dandruff. Help your hair to grow
strong, thick and long and become soft,
glossy and twice as beautiful and abun-
dant.-Adv.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13

The hen is a liberal fowl; she gives
a pack when she takes a grain.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13

has been great help to me in bring
ing up my family. / gladly recommend
DIR. Pierce's remedies to those who need
them" Mrs A. j. Allen, 343 Walnut st.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13

Some folks are so extravaganza that
they cannot keep even their temper.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-11-13
WHEN THE DAY is OVER
A Prominent Minnesota Woman

st. Paul, Mimi used DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription to help me during
The herald., 1919-01-16

street and comprise a frame slate roof
double cottage. retired with iron fence
in front, containing on each side five
room, bath, shed, gallery, etc. Sewerage
and water.
3-A certain lot of ground, with all
the buildings and improvements there
on and all the rights, ways, privileges.
servitudes and advantages thereunto be-
longing or in anywise appertaining,
situated in the Fifth District of this
city. in Square No. 81, bounded by
Bermuda. Eliza, Seguin and Alix streets
and designated at lot No. II, said
lot measures, in French measure 80
feet front on Bermuda street by 120
feet in depth between equal and parallel
by the Nos. 531-533 Bermuda street and
comprise a frame, slate roof double
cottage, retired, with iron fence in
front, containing, on each side, five
rooms, bath. shed, gallery, etc. Sewer
age and water.
1.-Two certain lots of ground, with
all buildings and improvements there
on and all the rights, ways. privileges,
servitudes and advantages -thereunto be-
situated in the Fifth District OF this
city, in Square No. 300. bounded by
Laramque. Socrates, Valette and Yer
ret streets. designated as lots Nos. .
and 10, which measures, each 81 feet, il
inches. lines front on Socrates street
by $50 feet 10 inches, lines in depth
according to sketch annexed to an act
dated October "a 1904. The improvements
are designated by the Nos. 51s-520 and
522-52f Socrates street and comprise two
frame. double cottages, with composition
roof containing, on each side, three rooms
closed gallery, etc. Sewerage and water.
The herald., 1919-01-16
Where Women Rule.

A little village exists on the Cape of
Shima, in Japan, the name of which in
japanese means "the Settlement of
Nymphs." Woman in this village is
the predominant partner. The chief
industry is pearl fishing, and it is the
women who are the fishers. The men
stay at home and do the housework.
From the age of four girls are taught
to dive, and the craft has always been
jealousy kept In the women's hands.
Recently some of the men became
discontinued and started to practice
diving with the idea of themselves be-
coming pearl fishers. The women,
dreading the intensified competition,
ordered the men to discontinue their
diving, and as the men refused a boy
colt was declared against them. The
sexes have been at war ever since, and
finally the women expelled all the
men from their homes and undertook
in their clumsy, inexpert fashion to do
the housewOrk for themselves. The
men have petitioned parliament for
their rights.
The herald., 1919-01-16

at u o'clock m. at the Real Estate Elk
change. 81 Baronne street, will be sold
at public auction, by virtue of an order
dated December ., 1918, from the Hon.
f. X. Skinner, judge of the aforesaid
court, Division &C." in the above en-
titled matter the following described
properties, tOwit:
IA certain lot of ground, with all
the buildings and improvements there
on and all the fights, ways, privileges,
seryitudes and advantages thereunto
belonging or in anywise appearta1nlng
situated in the Fifth District of this
city, in Square No. 81, bounded by
Bermuda Eliza, Seguin and Alix streets,
designated as lot No. 16, which meas
plan by D'Hemecourt, surveyor on
the 18th of March, 1872. 30 feet front
on Bermuda street by 124 feet in depth
and front on Eliza sereet, of which two
streets ii forms the corner. The i'm
provements are designated by the No.
541 Bermuda street and comprise
frame slated roof binding occupied as
drug store and six rooms, sewerage and
water, gas.
"A certain lot of ground, with all
the buildings and improvements there
on and all the rights, ways, privileges
seryitudes and advantages thereunto
belonging. or in anywise appertainins
situated in the Fifth District of this
city, in Square No. 81 bounded by
Bermuda, Eliza, Seguin and Alix
surveyor. on March IS, 1912, according to
which plan said lot is designated by the
No Is and measures, in French measure
30 feet front on Bermuda street by 121
feet in depth. The improvements are
designated by the Nos. 535-537 Bermuda
The herald., 1919-01-16

"a vacant lot of ground situated
in the Fifth District of this city, in SQUARE
No. 90 bounded by Verret, Evelina Sc
guin, Eliza and Bermuda streets said lot
being designated by the letter "B" and
measures, in American measure 81 feet 3
inches on Verret street by 30 feet2 inches
line on the line dividing IL from lot "A -
20 feet, 10 inches, . lines on the rear line.
and 10 feet inches . lines on the line
towards Evelina stree being irregular in
shape.
6-The entire contents of Rupp's Drug
store, No. 541 bermuda, corner Eliza
street, as per inventory on file to be
sold in bulk. Immediately after the sale
of the real esate mentioned above at the
Real Estate Exchange. 81 BarOnne street.
Terms: For the moyableS, cash. For
the real estate, third or more cash
and the balance, if any, on a credit Of
year, or / and 2 years. at the option
OF the purchaser, the credit portion OF
said sales 10 be evidenced by notes of
the purchaser or purchasers to his or
their own order and by them endorsed,
bearing per cent per annum interest
from date of adjudication until paid,
secured by supecial mortgage and ven
doris lien and privilege on the prop
erty sold with the pact de non alienan-
do and all the usual security clauses.
> per cent attorneys fees in the event Of
suit: said property TO be insured by the
purchaser and the policy to be trans
ferred to the holder of the notes and
the purchaser to pay over and above the
amount of his bid all taxes for the year
1919 as well as cost of all certificates and
war revenue stamps. Ten per cent at time
| of adjudication.
| Acts of sale before VI. s. Mahoney.
Esq, notary public, at expense of pur-
! chasers.
The herald., 1919-01-16
TAILORS.
NEW YORK LADIES' TAILOR AND
EURPIEP

l wish to announce that I am making one
of the latest models in uniforms at reason
able prices and will guarantee that no one
in this city can duplicate, fit and price of
real tailor made work. Can furnish refer
ences of society people NJ. Fox, 624 S. Car
rolton Ave. Phone Walnut 2352. Near
ST. Charles Ave
The herald., 1919-01-16
Y. M. c. A. Casualties.

To carry on its work with the A. E.
f. the Y. M. G. A. has had more than
three thousand secretaries in Europe,
supplemented by more than one thou.
sand French civilians. These have
been operating about fifteen hundred
huts and stations in the sectors held
by American and French troops. Up
to August 1 there had been more than
fifty casualties, eleven of whom were
killed while on duty, according to the
Atlantic Monthly. Of the ministers
engaged in the work four have met
death while serving at the front and
many others have been permanently
injured.
The herald., 1919-01-16
Dreadful MaIady.

"Seasickness," said Lieut.. Sydnor
Harrison, the novelist, sis a dreadful
thing. 1t will unman even the dough-
boy.
"a doughboy on a transport bound
for France, was seasick. His corporal,
to get him out on deck in the fresh
air, reused him from his seasick STU
por one morning and said:
"Come on, Jack! Up with you
We've been torpedoed and the ship'll
sink In ten minutes
"'Ten minutesT groaned the dough-
boy. Then he added with great
gulp:
"'Can't you hurry her on q bit,
corp?"
The herald., 1919-01-16
Social Notice
onrCJAL NOTICE.

,,boIders of the Home
y % Dsnilders' Realty Co.: .,o. +bo
Bul urs hereby notified that the
ieu annual meeting OF the stock
ss9n - the Home Builders Realty
bldsl:sh 4 he held at the office OF the
@, W. WI sO7-1O Union St. IN the
CSnpssryy,s Now orleans, La, on Monday
81 q ..,tv-eighth day OF January
: b isl', at t the tho hour purpose pc 0G of
i ,i.,Ssr directors of the Company
!. ~ ensuing year, and the trans MS
.,isS may ~ be submitted to the meet
y !, order of the Board Of Directors r t
H. PAYNE, President.
1-9-16-22.
The herald., 1919-01-16
CIemenceau's Message.

When in October NJ. Clemenceau re-
ceived Roumanian delegation he was
asked, after a few minutes CONVERSE
ton, by one Of the delegates to send
a message to the Roumanians who
had fought so CALAMITY and suffered
so terribly in the allied cause. The
French premier's message was as
pithy as it was expressive. II RISE"
he said, 'in the presence Of your dele
CATION; take my hat off to the Rou-
manian people; put 1t on again in
face of the Roumanian government"
The herald., 1919-01-16
BY {. \. TESTER & son

RUPP'S DRUG STORE
II
Civil DstrctC our for the Parish Of rIa No
By A. A.
H.
The herald., 1919-01-16
JOIN OUR MAKE 1T DO" PLAN
MODERN CLEANERS

AL Opelousas Ave. Phone Alg. 1881
As our Government needs wool we have
resolved to help you save, and you can do
it by joining our club plan.
Our price is within the reach of all.
Installation of latest type of machinery
within next thirty days.
Phone us and our representative will
call and explain club plan thoroughly.
Il. J. TREADAWAY, Prop.
The herald., 1919-01-16
Heard In Court.

"Your honor, I acknowledge the ref.
erence of the opposing counsel to my
gray hair. My hair is gray and it will
continue to be gray as long as live.
The hair Of that gentleman is black
and will continue to be black as long
as he dyes"-BostoR Transcript.
The herald., 1919-01-16
Concentrated CleWs.

For persons interested in the study
of finger prints can be highly recon-
mended any of the best circulating
novels in the public library.-Buffalo
Express.
The herald., 1919-01-16
- GOVERN CONTEST.

5uIS = MIST BE SENT n y No 9
:, ,ssgEEsSS I MAY EVENING, YOUR
" THAN Fk pE an A CARD Or
ESR NUsIIr De NOT LARGER THAN
~ or PAPEpSoS IT CARD AND YOU
5sDiNAR,Yr ron on THE CARD AS
So 6ss So TSIi NAME AND ADDRESS oLdHS
.s1SD. me raME OF THE ADNER-
lsEyT IN WIZ WIN WORD CONTEST
lls NIsSPE1LLI50O OUR CLASSIFIED
lIrs ONLY ,pTsFST on PACE 2:
INNS At ,,I RHhBE AWARDED EACH
y PRIzEs- NEE SUCCESSFUL CON
ty<iyTs
The herald., 1919-01-16
,rrLED WORD.

,ers nsehan9IIss9iI1.5ln ii me eup al last 81
pBrou was n receive the Jacobs
81 3, those Is Myrtle sutherland nl71od
ssPsdiied svsn street, and Ned Whit,
Il D e., seguin street.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1919-09-10

Still In Progress
JULIUS A. SCHMAHL PLEASED
WITH STATE RESULTS. COM
TRIBUTIONS STILL MADE

The Salvation Army Home Service
funds in the present campaign have
attained all but $4,000 of their quota
of $25O,0OO in the districts outside of
the twin cities, Duluth and Stillwa-
ter, julius A. Schmahl, state direc-
tor in the campaign has announced,
and it is expected with the returns
from a dozen counties now out the
full amount will be reached within
another week. The drive has been
continued since August 18th in order
to reach the maximum amount de-
sired.
The Elks all through the state have
given splendid support, and have SUI
perintended the entire campaign with
thoroughness, Mr.. Schmahl said.
II have nothing but praise for the
way MinneSotans have come to the
front during this drive, and have
shown their affection and deep ap-
probation for the war work of the
Salvation Army" he stated. ut has
been nothing less than remarkable
considering that the drive was put on
in the face of labor strikes, and dur
ing harvesting season. The pastors
of churches, returned service men,
and particularly the county chairmen
have shown tireless effort in making
the drive a success. If the remain
ing four cities of the state show up
in the same proportion, it is certain
to say Minnesota will reach her goal. =
Minnesota's quota in the drive is
$500, 900, $3.50, 900 to be raised in the
twin cities, $4,000 in Duluth, and
$4,000 in Saltwater. Their cam
paigns will take place the week of
September 1929. st. Paul and Still
water Elks have taken the matter in
hand, and. already have their commit
tees named, and arrangements under
way. South and North Dakota are
showing the same enthusiastic spirit
as was manifested in Minnesota, &C
cording to reports from those states.