The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-02
KAISER'S TRIAL IS
AMUSING TO EDITOR
,,,,,, Star sugE-sts That Whne'm
nc Given to Disposai Board
Along with Junk.
TRIAL MAY START SOON
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,,,,,s Not Inclined Ia fUrnis''
"Friend Of Got'" win 'A'e's
ar shower Baths.

,oooming q trifle bored over tho
ar ,nned and unexplained delay III
oon,, o,,'na into effect that provision OF
pu"H ce treaty which was 'ntehueu
Wv r,nr the kaiser and other OH
10 ~ ' tho late imperial Germany
cihs ~ h,foro an International trip-
70 y, "' The Star finds somethins
orous una' IN the situation and un-
A. m. caption The Great snow IN
~ Iitle Town" asks, ConS'uerihs
W ,bings, would 1t ont De easier
n1 cheaper to hand MN ,hs
stssrl over TO the disposhi noaro
wth the rest Of the ola war III"
terAl| ,o,,ows.
"u ls understood In legai eHoies
I,at the attorney general nus
, ,u"' Drawn UP his case against the
Ealsor. and that tho historic ua
r,ay begin any day now On 'he
nthsr hand. II may not
,srhe evidence for the prosecutor
Mn ia stored In seventeen large
.Ir.hip sheds on tho east coast Is
Ai ready. - . 4. %
Ltsco,er a solicitor willing 60 under
,',,. ,hs prisoners defense, and TO
d..,de where the trial shall be held.
"In his last connection quiet
spot in England is regarded an the
ideal venue.
c,used considerable competilon
.wonr our rural district councils.
,rhov are all well after the job.
The town clerk OF Slopton the
Nire for example. has written draw
Inc attention to the advantages OF
hat village and its fine assortment
-, tan trees. most OF which have
s,ron. lateral branches There Is
oIso reliable rope factory In the
neighborh0od.
He Mny Get Drowned.
a..nother writing fromA beautiful
valley In Devonshiro, points 10 It's
smnerh mill pond, 80 feet deep In
,ra middle with long record OF
highly successful drowning fatal
ties
zone great objection TO holding
tbc trial in such spot Ii the short |
aee OF hotels for comman deernE
purposee or course, one could bag
ihs 'Old Dun Cow and It's good
sr,,bllng, and turn the landlord into !
the street. But that would hardy |
be enough.
Temporary buildings will have to |
bo erected, old army huts trans ,
pprted TO the scene Of the trial. with !
lots Of second hand airdromes ana
hangers.
There will have to be a legal q.
II Q with baths, hot and colo for
the attorney general and his min
ions, with streets OF huts for the
shorthand typists and their teapots.
There will be quarters for the |
myriad clerks and their clerks with
hu,s for the lorry drivers who Will I
bring the evidence along, huts for |
the policemen who will see that the !
prisoner doesn't get away. hutS for |
the thousands OF witnesses for the
crown. "A hut for the pressman, the
photographers, the cinema opera
tors the telcgrnphers, the q. p. ..
wiremen and the messenger boys.
"A wireless station will be an alb
snutc necessity. and, OF course we
thall have to accommodate the rep
iosentBtiyes OF the allied newspapers
with their interpreters.
A mushroom city will grow up In
that peaceful valley. with tents
aUl marquees and booths and fish
and-chip shops and stewed-eel stalls.
ana ClnemaS, and sarsaparilla out
flts, and swings, and roundabouts:
all for the entertainment of the peo-
PIE while the court is-sit'ing In
Nor must we forget the pomp
and circumstances which Is bound TO
find an excuse for turning up. We
shall have to find bed-sitting room
for Pnkmantle Pursuivant, and
another for Red Trousers and
jR.rd for Suspender King of-Arms
and his retinue.
And Mr. Hughes will want TO be
there, saa all the other funny peo-
pie who think they won the war, in
Guiding Mr. Churchill, with spare
nut for his hat boxes. But Bin
smith, OF Poplar, and Harry Tomp-
kins, Of Newcastle. who really did
WIN II, VIII be far too busy earning
their living.
II If going 10 be a tremendous
business and when the great As
ne town is ready we shall find that
! thr}Fe forgotten al about tho
faiser. And they'll have to lock
hIm up IN the village church.
Considering all these things,
would It not be easier and cheaper
'H hand hin, or.. % tha