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The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
CaIomeI Today! Sick Tomorrow!
 l Guarantee Dodson's Liver Tone Don't take nasty, dangerous calomel when bilious,
 constipated headachy. Listen to me!

few cents under my personal guaran. tee that it will clean your sluggish liver better than nasty calomel; if won't make you sick and you can eat anything you want without being sali. vated. Your druggist guarantees that each spoonful will start your liver. clean your bowels and straighten you up by morning or you get your money back. Children gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone because it is pleasant tast. ing and doesn't gripe or cramp or make them sick.
 I am selling millions of bottles of Dodson's Liver Tone to people who have found that this pleasant, vege- table liver medicine takes the place of dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle on my sound, reliable guarantee. Ask vour druggist about me.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
In=W Wrapped Effects.

Skirts grew Seanter and longer as inc season advances. A wrapped et- feet around the ankles is particularly smart. and some of the satin and vel vet afternoon frocks have these grace ful. wrapped skirts, the material cling ing about the ankles and falling in soft draperies below the hips. The GaintieSt sort of footwear is required with wrapped and draped skirt of rich material-stout walking boots would utterly spoil the effect; and winter boots for dress occasions are high of heel and light of sole; dancing boots they might well be called though they trip over the pavements even on inclement days. The tailored hack about suit usually accompanies stur dier footwear of dark tan calf with sensible heels.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
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Ribbon Workbao.

A good workbag can be made from two yards of Dresden ribbon six and one-half inches wide and one em- broidery hoop. Cut two rounds of cardboard. the size of the hoop for the bottoms of the "double-deekern bag pad with sheet cotton and cover With the ribbon. Divide the remaining ribbon in halves and seam up both pieces. Then sew one to a cardboard round and fasten at the top of the out side rim of the embroidery hoop. Make the top part of the bag in the same Way save that the cardboard bottom is 10 he sewed to the inside of the embroidery ring, which has been GOV, cred by the silk ribbon.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

Here IS sprightly dress of wool. which may be made of any of the soft and substantial weaves that hang gracefully. It is cut on the simplest lines, plain as to skirt and waist. with meagerness of trimmings that amounts to severity but is popular with young people It boasts d small turnover collar, bordered with n mar Tow brald and the sleeves are indulged in q band of the same braid and four small buttons at the wrist. II will he noticed that the skirt k longer than for some seasons, almost covering the ankles. This iS a characteristic of spring styles in frockS.
 The special pride and glory of this nnpretentious but smart hit of design. ing for youthful wearers. is the apron al the front This is made of one of those new fabrics that are giving manufacturers If staple goods a bad qnarter-hour. IL looks like jersey and might be successfully made of that fa- vored fabric. but it Is more likely to De triealette. or a knitted weave of some sort. Just straight piece of ene of these supple materials fs bor- dered with wide band of eeorgette at the bottom and outlined With sim bfe braided pattern \ wide girdle of tie sa3ne material across the back and tAAe= narrow bands of folded gpargette across the front. with button on the ends at each. complete decoration that makes the frock. The body of the dress is in navy blue and the apron in beige with blue trimming.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Bees Made Thinos Lively

Roscoe Nutter of Bridgewater, Mass, took hive of bees out of win ter quarters, opened it in the kitchen and gave the bees their winter feed of sugar. Then he went on an errand. When he opened the kitchen door on his return the room was alive with angry bees, fully awakened from their winter sleep. The battle lasted for two hours. Mr. Nutter was the winner, but when the fight was over there were more than 100 bees on the floor. Nutter says he has no fear of rheumatism now.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
B0SCHEE'S SYRUP

Why use ordinary cough remedies when Bosehee's Syrup has been used so successfully for fifty-one years in all parts of the United States for coughs, bronchitis, colds settled in the throat. especially lung troubles? It gives the patient good nights rest, free from coughing, with easy expec- toration in the morning, gives nature a chance to soothe the inflamed parts, throw off the disease, helping the pa tient to regain his health. Made in America and sold for more than half . century.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

T6F-e=are some >.-a0 has t5at may be washed v-ls > tatE Aaa which does nor contain 1'le ez SAe at may be cleaned .a th~ way t~' dust the Lar r1oreall, Us#Hs aSh and cloth aua hy sinking eaf .+e freed particles ot dirt. Then make a warm sua> ef >an aatl water and >eg1Ea the hat with Il naU brush Wht# 3f tS dry rub oveT !. The white of au egg heat- en Q q fWth.
 Chiffon < washed n Narm SaaS. for which I bland soap k used The wash ing viii he successful ff the chiffon is handled gently. After riHs.as fald in toWel and run thraHsa I Rringer When partially dry it should ee ironed on the right side with l moderately hot iron Chiffon veilS are laundered in the some way.
 To Freshen Ribbons and Silks.
 Black ribbons may he renovated by first brushing them free af dust and then sponging them with mixture of water and alcohol. using one part ul d1t0i0l tp tNO Atlt tS LII 024&A. " AASd parrky dry iron under a piece of thin muslin or black crinoline with q mod erately warm iron.
 Colored ribbons of good quality will wash if care is taken in the process, which is the same as that for chiffon, except that they are roned on the wrong side. A very fine way for fresh ening ribbons is to pull them across escaping steam from the teakettle. A eontriyance of tin is used for this pur- pose. which fits over the spout and spreads into a flat fan with slit in the ten. Bows that do not need clean ing. but have become mussed may be cleverly pressed with curling iron. Try this with little silk bows or vel vet bows. Make the iron quite hot,
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

egg, and three-fourths of teaspoon. ful of salt. Shape in q loaf dredge with flour and put seven strips of salt pork over the top. Roast 45 minutes bGsting every seven minutes. first with Cne-fourth eupful of water and later with the liquor from the pan To the liquid in the pan add water to make one cupful. Brown one and one-half tahlespoonfuls of butter. add two ta- tlespoonfuls of four to make the sauce. Pour round the loaf and serve.
 Deerfoot Potatoes.-Wash and pare potatoes of uniform size Remove from each two portions using an ap- pie corer. Fill the cavities with saul SageS and insert the rounds of potatoes to conceal the sausage. Put into # pan and bake in hot oven until the potatoes are soft These are nice baked in dish and pasted while hak- inG with water and fat
 keswiek Puddinq-Brug three fnurths cupfs sugar and one cupful boiling Water fa the boiling point Beat three eggs slightly add one fourth curtuI of sugar and few guinS of Salt Pour on the boiling sirup and rook unt the mixture thick ,ns then add a#e 8Ha oHefourfA 38- llespooufHi> af srHHlated gelafiu5 soaked iu 8ne-faHrth eapful cold water and ouctou-fl eupfHl If lemon juice. Strain und stir uHti the mixture thick ens Turn Hta mold and chiu Gar ni>A wtH sHeeteaga aHd favored whipped cream
 Baked Bananas With Jelly Sauce. -Pu, bananas raelea and replaced in fts ir sfFas mo i granite saucepan. HaEv unf .0ft remove the skins . r1ii n bounded macaroons; surround with fefiy sauce made by beating q hsltf eHpful jelly and mixing fl with fEoHhirds of eupful of boiling Wa fer ThicGen with arrow root, cook for 6Ye minutes: add q tablespoonful of butter and a teaspoonful of lemon ialee
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
 Wild Goose Hides Eggs.

The domestic goose k derived from wild species. The pioneer settlers saw their domestic geese run wild in bushes and almost revert to their primitive state. Now. the goose con structs very pretentious nest on the ground. The eggs are so large and white that they would attract un- friendly notice Ut a considerable dis. tance. To avoid this dangerous pub Mcity the eggs are carefully covered over when the owner leaves them even for a short time.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

three tableSpoonfuls of butter add 312 tablespoonfuls of flour and pour on gradually while stirring the oyster liquor. Let simmer half an hour sea son with salt and butter and celery salt, and just before serving add one cupful of cream.
 Smothered Round steak.-Try out three slices of fat salt pork. sdd one sliced onion and cook until the onion k yellow. Add two-pound sttce of round steak, scar on both sides in the hot fat, then pour over F curtuS of cold water, bring to the boiling point add T teaspoonful of salt and simmer until the meat is tender. Remove the steak, strain the liquor and thicken for gravy. More seasoning will be needed.
 Banana Pie.-Mix ene-third of cupful of sugar, 2-3 tablespoonfuls of flour, one-eighth of q teaspoonful of salt and the yolks of two eggs slightly beaten. Pour on one nunful nf scalded milk and cook in double boiler 15 minutes Cool and add one fourth of q cupful of thin cream. three-fourths of tablespoonful of lemon juice and one large banana, peeled and scraped. then cut in slices. Turn into baked pastry shell Beat the whites of two eggs, add two table spoonfuls of powdered sugar and one fourth of teaspoonful of lemon ex- tract Spread over the pie and brown.
 \ banana put through sieve and stirred into q boiled custard makes a most tasty dessert and pleasant change from plain enstard.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
KEEP IT HANDY

If you paid specialist $2500 for a prescription, you would not get any thing that would give quicker relief for Group, Catarrh. Colds, or Sore Throat, than XACHER BALM, which only costs 25c in jars, or tubes.
 Write for Samples and Agents Prices. Beware of limitations. E. w. Vacher, Inc, New Orleans, La. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

N-pph Oiit HAItt O4 Oil1Ou in one and one-half tablespoonfulS of butter three minutes: remove the onion; add te the butter three canned rimentoes cut in small pieces. When thoroughly heated add potatoes. stir Gati well mixed, turn into a serving eish and sprinkle with chopped parsley
 Turkish Soup.-Gook one-fourth cup fnl of rice in three cupfuls of brown stock until soft. To one and one-half oupfnls of stewed and strained tona- to add a bit of bay leaf, two slices of o1ion, ten pepper corns and one-fourth Cf teaspoonful of celery salt; cook 30 minutes Combine mixtures, rub through a sieve and bind with two tahlespoonfuls butter and the same of four cooked together Season with suit and pepper.
 Southern Rabbit-Dress. clean and disjoint two rabbits. Cover with three pints of cold water, to which one and oae-half tablespoonf0ls of salt has Teen added and Ter stand three hours. Drain wipe. sprinkle with salt and nepper roll in flour. Try out a half pound of bacon cut II bits. There should he two-thirtls ef egPfui of fat. Put into m iron frying pan. add rab- h-t. cover and cook slowly eHe and one half hours turning frequently. Pour over one cupful Of milk and cook 30 minutes
 Mock Angel cake.-sfix and sift one cupful of sugar. one and 8nethird cup flIs of flour. three teaspoonfuls of bak- ine powder and one-fhlrd Of tea spaanful of salt four times Pour on gradually while stirring constantly. tWo-thirds of a cupful of sealded milk. Fold iH the whites of two eggs. beaten sfIH. and add teaspoanful of vanilla. 'turn into an unbutteretl tube pan and Lake it moderate oYer 40 minutes.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Womanlike, Eh?

Old Bumpus was puzzled. Women were queer. there was no doubt of it.
 "Oh, dear, wish we had big, love- ly house !"
 "What for?" said Old Bumpus. just to humor her
 I'd like to give a party" she an swered.
 Have you such crowd of friends it would give you pleasure to invlte?' 'Y-yes. But such a lot that it apuld be heavenly not to invite," said his wife.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

skirt. The bodice repeats the same severity of line quite into the bigb collar reaching well to the ears. The only trimming is in the row of small cloth buttons reaching from the ton or the collar to the caracul at the knees. stole of rich caracul is worn over the shoulders, and the gay little hat IS ol caracul puffed with tiny gray ostrich tips cunningly arranged.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Cheated Uncle Sam

There were whisky riaES Ionr baf,r. ihe days of the BlIliaesless. In 1872 25s men were indicted in New York and Washington for conspiracy to avoid ,he payment of the Hquor tox The ring Mas made up of distiners wholesale liquor dealers and emnloves ef the internal revenue office Nm. ot them including the chief clerk o, the treasury department were sen, to prison. It was shown that the com Dihauon had cheated the government, out of millions of dollars.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
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Color Schemes in Eruit

The basket If bright yellow and black will look quite summing from fashions viewpoint fIed with pale yellow bananas, 2 red-cbeekel apple or tWo and trailiug, pale green bunch of hufhouse ErtpeS. color shenlps in frnit are an important feafure af din. ing room decoration just now apd these brisht-hned paiuleA baskets are having q great vogues Indeed .5 the moment they are far mere fashionable 4haA silver pr eut-siasS regep.acles.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Where Valkyries Rush In.

matter of popular prejudice against German music. but when n fiye-pieee picture-show orchestra undertakes to play the Ride of the Valkyries." then the A. r. L. and its allied forces of suppression cannot act too quickly to suit us.-kansas City Star.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Window DecoIIetade.

'Ie decoIlete en fenere' or window deeolietage, is one of the new things in afternoon frocks X bodice so con strneted shows an oval opening in the front. some three inches below the round neekline, and on each sleeve two or three inches above the short elbow sleeves.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Love Finds d New Way.

The honeymoon express" is the name of an airplane on exhibition at New York. It is elaborately uphol- stered and has a telephone between bride, bridegroom and pilot, wind shield and other novel fixings. The bicycle built for two, how far in the distant past i-Springfeld Republican
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

AC VI
 sters. Clear carefully, pic r over. chop ant parlloIl one quar- of oysters tlrait and add to the liquor C n o II z h water to make q quart. B r Q " n
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
A Mistaken Signal.

Camping in the Maine woods New Yorker was awakened from deep slumber by strange knocking just outside the tent.
 Listening a moment, he said to the guide:
 Wonder if that can be a member of my lodge? II sounds like the signal of a brother Owl"
 "No," replied the guide; unless l am greatly mistaken, that's brother woodpecker
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
New Form of Trimmina.

Enormous braided buttonholes with buttons at one end form the trimming of some of the new dresses put out by Premet. On one there are three of these. forming the trimming of the bodice. the topmost one being 1t least six inches long, the center one per haps five inches and the one nearest the waistline possibly four inches. Four graded buttonholes of similar construction trim the upper part of the front panel of the skirt.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Pin Savinn Heln

A magnet on a tape is excellent to keep in the sewing room. or to use Wherever sewing is done. as by this means stray needles may be picked up that otherwise might not be found until they did some damage.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

Worry never helps whether we mix it with forethegght or with our retrospect. It flinders clear planning for that which lies before us, and has no power to change that which is past It Is absolutely and always useless
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

 VT fIIN IIIV7NI IIIVI ttIIIt things in cookery.
 Roast Hamburg Steak. To one and one-half pounds of hamburg steak add two slices of fat salt pork finely chopped, one-half cupful of bread crumbs, one
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

Frozen Pudding.
 ut in pieces one cupful of C a n died fruit Cherries pineall= pie. pears. and apriCotsl q sl and soak < q Y hours in orange. juice to cover
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

An irreproachable spring hat ot navy blue lisere Is gay with wreath or blossoms and rose-colored facing. The bosom of the young person so faultlessly dressed is entitled to swell with pride and joy.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
-TestinQ the Theory.

No man wants to be too hard on his children's follies"
 "Then. sir, if your daughter mar ries me. will you make some allow ance for herr"
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
SheKHOHEN
 QBLNEf3T=ztE3 $

l am bigger than anything that can happen to me. All these things. sor- row misfortune and suffering, are outside my door. am in Che house and l have the key.-Chas. Inmnis
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

and wrap about ii wet cloth. Then n>ar Ihe iron in inc loops, opening -he curler to stretch the loop to
 >maordne~>. When the bow is quite
 d-s hHa~f=5t. if of velvet trimmed bar which looks mu~~y may he held over steam and bows or folds stretched .r5i Sfnaathed with the fingers.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
PAPE'S DIAPEPSIN
 FOR INDIGESTION
EAT ONE TABLET! NO GASES, AcIDlTY, DYSPEPSIA OR ANY
 STOMACH MISERY.
Undigested food Lumps of pain; belching gas, acids and sourness. When your stomach is all upset, here is in- stant relief-No waiting

The moment you eat tablet or two of Pape's Diapepsin all the indigestion pain and dyspepsia distress stops.
 Your disordered stomach will feel fine Ut once.
 These pleasant, harmless tablets or Papes Diapepsin never fail and cost very little at drug stores. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

Make n cuSttrd of two and one=haIf cup1uls of milk, two eggs, a pinch of sali and haIf=eupful of sugar. Strain and cool; add one cupfu of heavy cream, tablespoonful of vanilla and freeze. Fill q brick mold with alter. nato layers of cream and fruit; pack In salt and ice and let stand two hours.
 Spiced Cranberry JelIy-Pick over one quart of eranberries add one cup ful of boiling xater and cook until the cranberfies are soft. Rub through a sieve and add two cupfuls of sugar. one-third af Il cupful of cold water. an inch stick Of cinnamon, q whole cloves and six alspiee Again bring to q boil and simmer 15 minutes. Add few grains of salt, turn into a mold and chill.
 Crowned Cheese crackers.-Split common crackers. spread with butter and sprinkle with grated cheese. salt ana cayenne. Put in dripping pan anC bake until delicately Drowned.
 Somerset Smelts.-Cut five diagonal parallel gashes on each side of six Sc lected smelts; season with salt. pepper and lemon juice and let stand ten minutes. Roll in cream, dip in four and saute ill butter, add to the fat in the pan two tablespoonfuls of flour. one capfal of chicken stock. one and cne-third teasnoonfuls of anchovy es- sence and Il few drops of lemon juice. lust before the sauce is poured around the smelts add one and one-half table sloonfuls of butter and teaspoonful O chopped parsley.
 Fruit Salad.-Remove the skin. seeds and membrane from one grapefruit and two oranges skin and seed three fourths of cupful of white grapes; add onethird of cupful of minced pecan meats; mix and arrange on bed of lettuce. Serve with boiled dressing and whipped cream.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half p mt of water add oz Bay Rura. a small box of Barbo Compound, and H oz. ot glycerine. Any druggist can put tbis up or you can mix 1t at home at very If. tie cost. Full directions for making and use come in each box of Barbo ComDound It will gradually darken streaked faded gray hair, and make it soft and glossy It will not color the scalp, is not sticky or greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

The perfect model makes perfect copy. The successful fnisl of every thing on earth depends on the right thought which brought 1t into being. Agnes c Poster
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
In Gray and Rlack

A pale gray cloth gown banded to the knees With black caracul, has very simple lines without fullness in the
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

I read within poets book A word that starred the page; 'Stone walls do not prison make. Nor iron bars a cage" Yes. that is true, and something more: You'll find where ger you roam That marble floors and gilded walls Can never make a home. For every house where love abides, And friendship is guest. Is surely home and home-sweet- home: For there the heart can rest
 Henry Van Dyke.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

break away from the old ways and find q new one. Try this.
 O'BrienI IPotatoes.-Fry three eupfuls of potatoes cut in cubes in deep fat t: drain on brown paper and sprinkle with salt. Cook one slice of onion
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
TASTYD1SHES.

There are several hundred ways of cooking potatoes. Let us occasionally
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

A darker toned negligee is of brown chitton draped over bronze metal cloth.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
REASONABLE GOOD THINGS.

While oysters are still in the ma ket let us try this appetizing dish:
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
GOOD THINGS FOR OCCASIONS.
oxen Pudding.

A nice dessert for q choice occasion will be found in the following
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
WHOLESOME FOODS.

The art of seasoning is not one that receives proper attention, for it is one
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

Don't search out an evil merely [, demonstrate its existence.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

Mrs. Anna Thorson, 29O South St., Stamford, Conn, says: "I hadn't any more strength than a child, and after sweeping my back hurt me more and
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times., 1919-06-05

The only criticism thai foreign
military leaders had TO make Of the
American soldiers Wds that they
rould not stop when their objective
uas reached. The records Of the
wdr department bear out this "criti-
cism." They Show that the Ameri-
,dn soldiers would not stop though
they faced seemingly certain death
from the hail Of German machine
gun bullets and German shrapnel.
The story Of ihese soldiers is told in
the records Of the men who were
awdrded the Distinguished Seruice
Cross for conspicuous brauery on
the field Of battle. Below are the
records Of a fcw Of these Americans
uho did not know when TO stop.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times., 1919-06-05
FRANK 3. STOCKTON,
Private, Co. e, 18TH Infantry.

Private Stockton was decorated for
unusual bravery in action near Lam
drcs-et-St. Georges, France, October
IA, 1918. After working nll morning
In rcscung wounded soldiers, Private
Stockton, n stretchcr bearer, learned
that man from another company vas
lying wounded in shell hole. one hun
drcd yards in advance OF the com
pany's position. Ignoring all warnings
as to the danger involved, he and
another strctcher bearer crawlcd to
the shell hole under violent machine
gun fire and found that the man was
so severely wounded that he could
only be carried on litter. Although
the wounded soldier attempted 20 dis
suade him from so doing. Private
Stockton returned tn our line, secured
litter and proceeded once more to
the shell hole in direct view OF the
enemy and under the most intense
fire from machine guns 250 yards
away. lie succeeded in reaching the
shell hole safely, but as he was plac-
ing the wounded patient on the litter
he was instantly killed. Private Stock.
ton was n son Of Rev. J. A. Stockton,
New Decatur, Ala.