St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-07-26

older size will say Where is he?"
Don't have an idea that every sad
eyed woman has loved and lost, be-
| cause perhaps she loved and got
him.
A man admires a woman in a
clinging gown. His admiration is
\ riage the gown clings to her forever
I and ever.
No wonder the more a woman sees
of a man the better she likes her
dog.
A lady friend of mine has been
| marriel four times. She iR now
living with her fourth husband.
They all had the name of William.
l am beginning to think that she is
a regular "Bill Collector"
Doctors say that a human body
| contains sulphur. That's the rea-
son some make better matches than
Others
Now isn't that wonderful?
You see, golden weddings result
from safety matches, while friction
! matches cause divorce.
Now doesn't that throw good
deal of light on the matter?
Not wrinkle, little star,
To give away how old you are.
'Tis we'll that folks can't guess your
age,
Or what you look like off the
stage.
Every man should keep a fair
sized cemetery in which to bury the
faults of his friends.
He: II was slip OF the pen.
She: What was a Clip of the pen?
The love letters you wrote me?
He: No, the runaway pig.
The other day, while out in his
Ford, Red" Heughan saw a fine
looking hound roaming around the
streets. He stopped His car and
after tying a. rope around the dogs
neck he tied the other end of the
rope 10 the rear of his car. Now
Wattingly is looking for him with o
warrant charging him with tying .
can to dog.
A pacifst orator in Hyde Park,
London, was declaiming against war.
Seeing a returned soldier listening
on the edge of the crowd, he roared
out, "Sae that man! He Is dressed
in the uniform of war. But l am
garbed in the uniform Of God and
belong to the Army OF Heaven
The Tommy slowly removed his
pipe from his mouth, and dryly re-
piled: You're ell OF a long way
from your barracks then"
Officer (as company Is about to
vacate trench which has been re-
ported m1ned), you two will re-
main here, and IL there ia an ex-
plosion you will blow this whistle,
you understand" Private Pat Ri
ley, Eyes sir; will we blow 1t going
up or coming doWn?'
"Oh, Percy, this is the most Won
derful engagement ring ever had"
Eyes, Beatrice, 1t is the finest !
ever bought"
"Well Percy, will / have as good
a home with you as the one ! now
haye?"
my goodness, Pet, you're not go
ing to move, are you?"
First Irlshman: SO your name is
Hogan? Be you any relation to
Mike Hogan?
Second Mike: Very distant. /
was me mudder's first child, and he
was her thirteenth.
Baxter: I've alwaya been bash
full among girls.
She: But why should you be?
Baxter: | can't help myself.
: She, puckering up her lips: IL
you can't help yourself how do you
expect to get any.
Harry: You say your eyesight is
going back on you?
Jim: Yes indeed, 1t ia.
Harry: Well why don't you try
glasses?
Jim: did.
Harry: Didn't they improve your
sight?
Jim: Yes, I took four glasses OF
that on-alcoholic beer in the corner
saloon and when / came out / could
see double.
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ure OF Miss Addie Shay, N. o. @. ".
agent, who has been residing here
for some time.
Mrs. d. W. Richardson, Of Boga-
lusa, spent Tuesday with her sisters.
Mrs. o. Faggott, of New Orleans,
is spending the week with her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Talley.
Mrs. J. H. Wood and daughter.