El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-10

saA-Aa fHAaEle president wilson sen
a letter to the German govern.
ment that they might just so well SAVE
the car fare and not send any dele
gates TO this here peace conference
which wouldn't be prepared for The
worst, Mawruss.7 Abe Potash said.
You would think. considering how
excited the German people gets nova
days, that they would have a hard
time finding anyone 10 take the Job
Of delegate, Abe" Morris Perlmutter
suggested, which the least that hap
pens 10 one Of them German delegates
after the German people finds out
what was in the paper he signed is
mat ms eAecutlolers would claim that
me daylight saving law made II I'M
necessary for them TO wait till sun
rise, y understand"
We'll, he would always have the
excuse that the only thing he seen Of
the peace treaty before he signed it
was a dotted line, Mawruss.7 Abe said.
and also, MaWruss, IL is Just possible
that the return half Of the tickets
OF them German peace delegates viii
read VIA Amsterdam. and that before
taking three years lease Of an Am
slerdam apartment, some Of them
peace delegates would first visit a
ticket scalper and get that much off
thelr minds anyway"
Protection for Germans
and even in Paris them German
peace delegates wouldn't be too safe
neither Morris declared which
see that the French government is ar
ranging for the accommodation Of
them German delegates at a hotel next
10 the place where the peace treaty isl
going TO be signed, Abe. and the lot
on which the hotel stands is going to
be protected with an eEE-proof fence
eight feet high so that the German
delegates can escape any stray rot
ten eggs"
The fence could be u feet high.
Mawruss,' Abe remarked. "and it
wouldn't do any good. because nobody Z
could escape rotten eggs in a French I
MOTEL Mawruss, rotten coffee neither. I
-Also- AaWruss, eggs amt got moth !
ing 10 do with that fence, because II /
that fence wouldn't be there. MaWruss. q
when II comes time for them German Z
delegates TO sign the treaty. MaWruss. /
the peace conference would got 10 I
appoint a committee OF resident buy
ers 10 round up them German dele
gates, on account that nobody else but
resident buyers who is accustomed 10 &
entertaining their American clients
would know where them German dele
gates had disappeared to-"
German Scale of Honor.
Well in a way IL is the peace con-
--A 'aNh|a NHaAA Aa-AAA AtaAAAl1 AALE- sent
word 70 the German government that
they didn't want TO deal with no mes
senEers. but that the German dele
gates should all be hiEh-up officials.
Abe. Morris said. which seemingly
rs a general thing the higher up a
German happens TO be, y understand,
the lower down he can act Take, for
example, the crown prince, Abe. and
] always thought that no matter how
much people abused him. Abe, he
could anyhow 80 home and say TO his !
wife, whatever I done. done Il all
for you instead Of going somewhere
else and saving It 70 ballet dancers {
as his wifes mother claims"
Il understood he was leading 3 dou- q
bic life. Mawruss." Abe observed
He was leading a double life IN {
SPADES Norris declared, abiding TO {
the game OF auction pinochle- DAY 7
after day his Wife's mother says he ]
would leave the house TO 90 down
Town TO the palace and instead he {
would 20 downtown to the palace and a
morning Then when his wife asked S
i'm where he was putting in his time, s
Y understand, instead OF acting rea- Z
ionahle and telling her a phony story I
bout being sick and tired OF getting y
stuck at the Reichskauzlei night after C
right and that he wished the old man Z
would get through sprinEinE a new j
chancellor on him every week, under G
.tand me. he gives himself dead away {
lT getting sore In fact, Abe. his a
n0therinlaw says that the HohenzoI- 2
e1u royal colors IS black and blue, s
nyhow so far as the crown princess n
s. concerned. and that she made Up {
Ter mind that she wouldn't let her
laughter live with him no longer. so i
he chances is that II the German peo- @
lie goes back to monarchy. they
-ould not only got 10 pay iudem- p
rrHHaH ~
Mt alimony besides" D
She Can Get n Divorce.
well, even II the motherinlaw
ouldn't prove what she says about b
er daughters husband. which very C,
sw morherinlaws can. Mawruss." Abe "
aid, "the crown princess would be n
bic 10 Eet her divorce upon the q
rounds that her husband was con- pI
icted OF felony. y understand. al
7hich he viii be, Mawruss, Just so ir