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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

and my troubles caused by that weak
ness are q thing Of the past. Allwomen
who suffer as I did should try Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. -
Mrs. JAS. RoHRBERG, $40 Knapp St.,
N. S., Pittsburgh, Pa.
Women who suffer from any form Of
weakness, as indicated by displacements,
Inflammation, liberation, Irregularities,
backache, headaches, nervousness or
"the blues" should accept Mrs. Rohr-
berg's suggestion and give Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound q
thorough trial.
For over forty years it has been
correcting such ailments. If you have
mysterious complications write for
advice to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
When the Baboon Calls.

Balloons have been a sore trouble
lately to many South African folk, and
poison clubs have been founded to
keep them away and reduce their
numbers. Balloons recently raided a
farm in Robertson, and, ignoring all
efforts to drive them away, rode the
donkeys in the back yard. In Laings-
burg, driven by hunger, they raided
gardens in broad daylight.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Music of the Battlefield.

A few weeks ago writer attempted
to describe the noise of war and de-
clared it was impossible. Pietro Mas
cagni, the famous Italian composer, lat
er made an attempt. He was visiting
his two sons at the front, and witness
ed a battle for the first time.
"This is indeed music!" he eXclaim-
ed. ct seems as though all the big
drums in my orchestra were multiplied
by a million and have suddenly gone
mad ~
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
wnuId Cat Evan

The American negro soldier has
laughed in France-and who would
not melt in his sunshine smile?-
laughed without getting fat; which
circumstance lets one tell a story. 1t
is about hefty black man who, being
tired of the army bareback, exclaim-
ed: "Yas, when I git home to Lou
isville, Kentucky, Gods own country,
Use goin' to de bes' restaurant in de
town, an Use goin' t'order eberything,
specially spring chicken, but cherry
thing; an Use goin' to make this here
darn bareback and beans see me eat
it I''-London Graphic.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
SIO0 pexvard S1OO

Catarrh is local disease greatly infus
enced by constitutional conditions. It
therefore requires constitutional treat.
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces Of the Sys:
TEN. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation Of the disease.
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature In
doing it's work. $4,000 for any case OF
Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE fails to cure.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Beinn ReliniouS,

To pass out of the great, inspiring
thoughts into the personal duties is
not to cease to be religious. 1t need
not be, at least. It may be the cloth
ing of religion with reality. the grip
and grasp on truth and God and light.
Phillips Brooks.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add l OF. Bay
Rum, small box of Barbo Compound,
and 4 OF. of glycerine. Any druggist can
very little cost. Full directions for max
ing and use come in each box of Barbo
Compound. It will gradually darken
streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft
and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not
sticky OF greasy, and does not rub of.Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
KIDNEY TROUBLE OFTEN
CAUSES SERIOUS BACKACHE

When your back aches, and your blad-
der and kidneys seem to Re disordered,
go to your nearest drug store and get a
bottle of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root. 1t
is a physicians prescription for ailments
of the kidneys and bladder.
1t has stood the test of years and has
a reputation for quickly and effectively
giving results in thousands of cases.
This preparation so very effective, has
been placed on sale everywhere. Get a
bottle, medium or large size, at your near
est druggist.
However, if you wish first to test this
preparation send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for sample
bottle. When writing be sure and men
ton this paper.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Their Method.

"We read in stories about how COED
some children get - behaving just be-
fore Christmas" said Gap Johnson of
Rumpus Ridge, "but my fourteen kids
have a different system. They hold a
caucus and app'int committee to call
on me and tell what they want and
also what they aim to do to me if they
don't get it."-Kansas City Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Chinese Fond of Pork.

Nearly 100000 pounds of hams,
valued at $4,000 taels (about $55O,OOO
United States currency were exported
from China during 1917. Great Brit
ain was the principal importer. The
Chinese consume vast quantities Of
hams and pork. Pigs are raised
everywhere in China.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Our Gifts,

AS the Magi came bearing gifts, so
do we also bear gifts that relieve want !;
gifts that are sweet and fragrant with
friendship; gifts that breathe love
gifts that mean service; gifts inspired
still by the star which shone over the
City of David two thousand years ago.
Kate Douglas Wiggin.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Political Corruption.

Corruption in political life is really
skepticism. 1t is a distrust, disuse
which has lasted so long that it has
grown into disbelief of political prin-
ciples, of the first fundamental truths
of the sacredness of government and
the necessity of righteousness.-Phil
lips Brooks.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
VIRGINIA EARN oE 200 ACRES.

ALBEMARLE COUNTY, finest
wheat and corn land in State. $50
acres in cultivation: 80 acres good
timber. Young orchard 1000 trees.
New Groom house, large bank barn, 2
silos, usual outbuildings. Beautiful,
healthful and convenient location.
Price $500 on easy terms. e. S.
Wilder & Co., Charlottesville, Va. ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
cuticura soothes itching Scalp

On retiring gently rub spots of dam
druff and itching with Cuticura Oint-
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have a clear skin and soft, white
handS.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Hopeless.

"The extreme hauteur of this hotel
clerk annoys me-"
"Why don't you complain to the
manager?"
81 understand he apes the manager"
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
We EXCHANGE Souls.

If events change men, much more
persons. No man can meet another
on the street without making some
mark upon him. We say we exchange
words when we meet; what we ex-
change is souls.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Inside Stuff

The Business Man-You will notice
that the market reports indicate that
cotton is nervous.
The Nonbusines sMan-Yeh, but 1t
hasn't anything on wool underwear
when it comes to a sure-fire case OF
idgets.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Safe in Gods keepind,

every child of God is an object of
peculiar divine care. The weakest of
his children is safe in his keeping, even
amid the greatest dangers. No harm
can come to any of them while nest
ling in his BOSOM"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
The Underworld,

Silas Tin whisper)-Did you git
peep at the underworld at all while
you wuz in New York, EZry?
Ezra-Three times, b'gosh! Subway
twice an ratscellar once.-Buffalo Ex-
press
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

Peace, the King
of kings and the
Lord of lords. Je-
sus Christ, who is
to be the ruler of
this world and
who will reign as
King. The an
cient idea that a
king was the pa
triarchal father,
friend and guar
dian of his people
pertains to this
Coming K / n G.
There are four
marks of his king
ship.
!. He has abb
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

q "OoAAlSoS " A1ANk1
caused back ach g
and headaches. A
friend called my
attention to one of
your new spaper
advertisements and
imm ediate my
husband bou gh t
three bottles of
Lydia E. Pinkham's
V eg e table Com.
pou nd for me.
After taking two
ho%%lon r fol& f,~A
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Need Storms and Sunshine.

We have no right to question Gods
love because trouble comes. We need
some storms as well as sunshine. and
in both. we may be sure of his love
and care.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

For to err in opinion, though it be
not the part of wise men, Is at least
human.-Colotes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

Don't stay upset! Eat tablet of
Pape's Diapepsin and instantly your
stomach feels fine. All the indigestion
pain, gases, acidity and misery in the
stomach ends.
Pape's Diapepsin tablets cost little
at any drug store but there is no surer
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

When a man helps his wife with the
Homework it takes him about twice as
long to finish.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
FioWery Language.

Snicker-I suppose these society
buds develop into wall flowers.
Snack-Not on your motion picture !:
if they have any luck they become
blooming brides.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

Sore Eyes, Blood-Shot Eyes, Watery Eyes,
Sticky Eyes, all healed promptly with nightly
applications of Roman Eye Basam. Advs
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

I will utter what I believe today, If
1t should contradict all 1 said yester-
day.-Wendell Phillips.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

For a disordered liver, take Gar
field Tea, the Herb Laxative. All
druggists.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

Take care of your health and wealth
will take care of you. Garfield Tea
promotes health.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Sure of 1t,

as your lady friend Accomplishment"
"Sure she is. Why, she plays by
hand"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

Some one has advanced the startling
theory that there is nothing so monot-
onous as monotony.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

Constipation generally indicates disordered
stomach, liver and bowels. Wright'S Indian
Vegetable Pills restore regularity without grip
ing. ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
ForeWarne

"Are you going to Miss OldgirIs
party?" mot much, am. 1 saw her
buying mistIetoe this morning"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

A mouse scares a woman almost as
much as lnilliner's bill scares a man.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

Cure pimples headache bad breath by taking
May Apple, Aloe, Jalap rolled into tiny sugar
pill called Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

He who has once despised the laws
of nature, and has scared. above them,
has no right to live.-Auerbach.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

1t isn't always safe to bump up
against train of thought when it is
in motion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

In the new year we have chance
to correct the mistakes of the old.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

Couldn't Be Otherwise.
"Were the British soldiers happy
when they started for France?"
Happy? They were in transports"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

When Baby f. Teething
GROVES BABY BOWEL MEDICINE viii correct
the Stomach and Bowel troubles. Perfectly harm
less. See directions on the bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

A good servant makes a good mas
ter
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
HUSBAND
Saves Wife
From Suffering by Getting
Her Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Pittsburgh, Pa.-"For many months
I was not able to do my work owing to
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

Everything in the world-even re-
spect-is to be bOught-Auerbach.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

More than IS per cent Of the trade
of Egypt is with the British possess
SiOnS
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

6AfENTc WATSON e. Coleman,
Al Patent Lawyer, Washington,
.sv - d. c. Advice and books free.
Bates reasonable Highest references. Bestservices
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

Contentment means happiness soon
err or later.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
STOMACH UPSET?
PAPE's DIAPEPsIN AT ONCE ENDS
SoURNESS, GASES, AclDITY,
INDIGESTION.

Jumps of undigested food causing
pain. When your stomach is acid, gas
sy, sour or you have heartburn, fiatu-
lence, headache or dyspepsia, here is
instant relief-No waiting!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

Coated tongue, vertigo and consti.
patton are relieved by Garfield Tea
ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Beuueathed Elsewhere,

"My ancestors were\aIl people with
brains"
TOO bad you were disinherited."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
The Coming
World Ruler
By REV. B. B. SUTCLIFFE
Extension Department. Moody Bible
Institute, Chicago

TEXT-The government shall be upon
his shoulder.-Isa. 9:6
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that it
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Same Old Yarn.

Same Old Yarn.
"Look at that man laughing. Will
kins must have got new story"
"No; he's got a new victim"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31

Away With Them!
Stella-The Smiths have never quar-
relied.
Bella-Slackers Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-01-31
Two Qualities to Cultivate.

Be loving, and you will never want
for love; be humble, and you will new
er want for guidance.-D. NJ. Mulock.
Evening star., 1919-11-16

make Miss Flora Wilson a life mem
ber. Upon invitation it was decided
to give another performance Of "As
You Like It," assisted by the War
! community Service, at its theater
later in themonth. Lieut. Duke and
other members of the club related
pleasant anecdotes.
The NewcOmb Club met recently at
the home of Mrs. George c. Hane.
,, Alta Vista. a talk on the condition
of the schools in Maryland. was given
by Mrs. Eugene Stevens of Chevy
Chase. She advised the mothers to get
in personal touch with the teachers
, by visiting the schools more fire.
quently, and reported marked inn
provement in all of the schools since
more teachers are available.
The club members will meet every
two weeks with Mrs. Hane to sew
for the Social Service League. The
pieces left over from last years Red
Cross work will be made into quilts
! for county institutions.
The next meeting will he with Mrs.
Walter +. Perry. near Edgemoor.
ID. A. R.-As an object lesson for
reconstruction on an international
basis the work of the community
service of the District will be recited
for members of the Daughters of the
american HeVOlulloH Oi the lIiStIiCl
and of Virginia Wednesday night at
Community Service Club No. 2 at 1914
Massachusetts avenue. Or. Kate Wal
ler Barrett of Alexandria. state regent
of the Virginia ID. a. r.. has accepted
the invitation of the community serv-
ice to attend the reception. at which
representatives. of the French. British.
Italian and Belgian governments will
make five-minute talks.
DR.. Barrett yesterday informed the
Community Service that the following
women had accepted the invitation to
the reception: Mrs. William Cabell
Flourney. state president of the q. D.
Evening star., 1919-11-16

c.: Mrs. Petts. vice president Of the
Daughters of 1872; Mrs. I. 8. Wallis.
vice president Of the Colonial Danes
of Virginia: Mrs. Benjamin Purcell.
vice regent of the National d. A. R.;
Miss Arthea Surpell. honorary state
regent Of the Virginia D. A. r.; Mrs.
Robert Pierce of Wytheville. vice re-
gent of the d. A. R.: Mrs. Taylor Kent
of WythevilIe. regent Of the Stuart
Chapter of the d. A. R.: Mrs. William
Henry Fitzhugh of Bristol. Va.-Tenn.: /:
Mrs. Charles Hatcher. treasurer ge0.
eral Of the Virginia D. A. R.: Mrs
Carter Glass. wife OF the Secretary OF
the Treasury.
The Community Service Club has
arranged a program Of music. to be
followed with light refreshments. after
the speaking by the representatives
of the legations. On the music pro-
gram are Miss Frances Scherger. DIR.
Geor1e Flemer, Raymond Moore and
Miss Ettie Reeves Alderman.
Evening star., 1919-11-16
BIBLE IN IS MORE DIALECTS.
First Five Are the Tongues Of
African Tribes.

ence of the Associated Press).-The
Bible is now printed in thirty-five
more dialects than it was five years
ago.
On the latest list Of the British
Bible Society appear Nsenga. Donga,
Adamawa. Dehwali and Wukingfu.
The first five are tongues Of African
tribes while Wukingfu is spoken by
the Hakka, a people numbering 1o,-
000. 900 in southern China.
Evening star., 1919-11-16

w. G. Key of Pine Bluff, Ark. sold
a bale of cotton for 81 a pound Sat
urdey. the highest price paid since
the civil war.
Evening star., 1919-11-16

The Hilton Mothers' Club met Mon
day and elected officers for the year.
The meeting was well attended, there
being present fifty mothers and two
fathers. Mrs. G. S. Rafter spoke about
the need for proper clothing among
the school children. and many MEM
bers Of the club volunteered to help
with the sewing. The officers elected
Evening star., 1919-11-16

The WashinxtOn Shakespeare So
ciety met Friday night at the resi-
dence of DIR. Wilcox, Southbrook
Courts. 1t was voted unanimously to
Norwich bulletin., 1919-11-21
DAVIS THEATRE
La La Lucille.

Far below average" was the con sensus of opinion expressed on the part of the large audience that wit messed the musical comedy, La La Lucille, at the Davis theatre Thurs day evening The production could hardly be placed in the two dollar class. The chorus, small in point of numbers, was decidedly weak. IIn fact there were but few good voices in the entire cast.
 However, it must be said that the plot was good and there were num- Der :Jf witty lines. Two featuresl that drew applause were the toe dancing by Rene Mackenzie (Mlle. Victorine) and the musical numL sr It's Great to be in Love by Lila Tar sanen and Neil Pratt. The spec alty dancing by Victorine, who was down on the programme three times but who appeared only twice, was very favorably received while the musical number above mentioned was the only one that drew forth insistent ap- plause.
 With reference othe cast it may be sad that Julia Clifford as Lucille carried the role of Mrs. Britton Hughes were popular with the audi ence. The comedy was well taken care of by Marion Langdon as Fanny the janitress, while Robert J. Living stone was seen in the role of Oyama a ferocious Japanese butler. The role Of John Smith, LuciHe's husband, was well carried by Neil Pratt.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-11-21
DEFERRED CREDITS ARE
 NEEDS OF OUR ALLIES

Belgium. France. Great Britain and Italy are not financially bankrupt. as the impression has gone out, but are in need today of deferred credits with which to purchase immediately neces- sary raw materials five hundred busi -ess men of Connecticut were told by heads of the international trade com mission at a banquet given by the Connecticut Chamber of Commerce at it's annual meeting in New Haven Thursday night. That America will extend it to them. the speakers de- dared they felt confident after their trip around the circuit. Their confi- dence was echoed by Willis H. Booth of the United States Chamber of Com merce, who has directed the tour. The delegates were welcomed by Gov Marcus H. Holcomb who, after | a brief resume of Connecticut's impor- tant work in the world war. told the 1 deIeSates that had Connecticut had ths say, America would have been in tht ] war on the very day the Lusitani; 1 was sunk.
 i Belgium was spoken for by M FTori
 -nund Hankar. director of the Nationa i Bank of Belgium. For France, M
 Eugene Schnieder inventor of tn "75" gun. said the United States had misunderstanding as to the labor sit
 uation in the allied countries of Eu rope. Strikes have been attempted. h said. but in every case the soli
 thinking people have promptly r'sar
 until today sociol and lahor condition are almost as stable as before the wa,
 Sir Arthur Shirley Parn of Lordor
 after evrressing the feeline of friend
 ship evistins between America on l. Great Britain, intrcdrced J. c. Tenkin If Australia tn sreat for his mieeio' For Italy. C,-ido MvIi11s. head of tf great sninnirg industries of that coun try was the sneaker.
 Col. I. M Ullmaa president of tt New Haven Chamber of Commerc } was toa astmaster. The meeting of tf lrewly elected board of directors of Il
 Connecticut chamber, scheduled for tc dav, was postponed. to meet at u call of the present officers within l month.