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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
"a Wife,s Revenge"

The wife was having a small bridge
mrty at the house for company OF
vomen and one of the guests failed
10 appear, leaving a vacant place at
ne Of the tables, SO she called up her
hnsband at the office and asked
whether he would not come home early
and "fll out
But why can't you play with a
dummy?" he asked, evidently having
no relish for the game.
aWhy, the girls have invited you"
vas the wifely response.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
KIDNEYS WEAKENING?
BETTER LOOK OUT!

ment Of the Netherlands granted Q spe-
cial charter authorizing its sale.
The good housewife of Holland would
almost as soon be without food as with
out her "Real Dutch Drops" as she
quantity calls GOLD MEDAL Harlem
Oil Capsules. Their use restores
strength and is responsible In great
measure for the sturdy, robust health
of the Hollanders.
Do not delay. Go to your druggist
and insist on his supplying you with a
box of GOLD MEDAL Harlem Oil
Capsules. Take them as directed, and
IL you are not satisfied with results your
druggist will gladly refund your money.
Look for the name GOLD MEDAL on
the box and accept no other. In sealed
| boxes, three sizes.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

Kidney and bladder troubles don't
disappear of themselves. They grow
upon you, slowly but steadily, UNDER
mining your health with deadly GER
tainty, until you fall a victim to in
durable disease.
Stop your troubles while there, Is
time. Don't wait until little pains be-
come big aches. Dom trife with dis
ease. 10 avoid future suffering begin
treatment with GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem Oil Capsules now. Take three or
four every day until you feel that you
are entirely free from pain.
This well-known preparation has been
one of the national remedies OF Hol'
land for centuries. In 1896 the govern
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

children
and that chill
be adm for OF facilities.
sufficient
there
including
order provide
paid
Rco the
present buildings; that 200
children
odern scho
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

paaabe Last
who taught the women "
fish properly
remarkable Louis Informed by the hsh dealers ~ ~
business had doubled visit
the :
the market These hsh vary
to The largest caught
hopes that this hsh VIII De
adyfsh ana
amounts Of food if the public got 10
know how
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
Wanted His Privilege.

Robert did not want to have his
bobbed hair cut off. He made a great
fuss. He consented after his mother
tCld him that with short hair he would
look like big boy. At the usual bed
time his mother told him to go to bed,
and he sadly said: 81 wish l didn't
have my hair cut. What is the use OF
looking like a big boy if have to go
TO bed the same time as the baby
boys"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
Labor in Politics.

In 1872 on the I'D of May the first
national convention of workingmen.
as Il political party, at New York
nominated Gen. L. :. Grant for preSi-
ident. Grant was the regular Repub-
lican candidate.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

be enacted apprOprlatlng SZOOU,UVV d
year for 20 years, and sets forth the
following facts among others:
That according to the federal
census of 1910 the percentage of adult
illiteracy in Porto Rico was 66.5; that
the present estimated percentage OF
adult illiteracy is "a.
That at the present time there are
in Porto Rico 427, G66 children of legal
school age, between the ages of five
and eighteen years, and 215,S19 chill
dren of COMPULSORY school age, be-
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
Pretty Old.

Bacon-This paper says although
ridiculed as craze it Is a sclentlnc
fact that sour milk conduces to Ion
gevity.
Egbert-I guess that's right. l
tasted some sour milk today, and, be-
lieve me, it was right in the, longev-
ity class.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
Cuticura for PimpIy Faces.

To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off in five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to In
clude Cuticura Talcum.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
No Worms In a Healthy Child

All children troubled with worms have an
unhealthy color. which indicates poor blood.
and as a rule, there is more or less stomach
disturbance Groves tasteless chill tonic
given regularly for two or three weeks VIII
enrich the blood. improve the digestion. and
act as a General STRENGTHENING Tonic TO the
whole system Nature will then throw OF or
dispel the worms, and the Child VIII be In per-
feet health. Pleasant to take. coo per bottle.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

have another
ime the bureau will possibly of existence
be handling
the who have been the service
simply
soldier sailor continue that
his
that issued by
will
being
ton wit reform of the civil service
being widely discussed
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

Peruua is sold everywhere. You
may buy it in either liquid or tab
let form. Ask for DR.. l.artman's
Well Known Peruna Tonic and 4
you are seeking health take nothing
else. Insist upon Peruna.
If you are sick and suffering
write The Peruua Company, Dept
II, Columbus, Ohio, for DR.. Hart
mans Health Book. The book is
free and may help you. Ask your
dealer for q Peruna Almanac.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

q farmer and must be exposed 10
all kinds of weather. After ears
Of suffering. a druggist recon-
mended Peruna. 1 took all together
five bottles and am a well man.
Formerly, 1 could not do days
work. Now, farm work does not
fatigue me in the least. Peruna Is
the best medicine and tonic on the
market Time only strengthens my
admiration for it, especially for
,catarrh and colds.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
FLASHLIGHTS.

Some men seem to be living in hope
that Il way will be discovered bef"r"
they die whereby they can take their
money with them when it's their time
To ~.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

the purchase or t In auu
every state Ne
ST to form
will be authorized put
in
will drainage in sWanpS 10
in general restoration Hcuuhs
proue "c'e" " "
be
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
Turkeys Draft Limit.

German--I hear that they are rails
Ihg the draft limits in Turkey?
Norman--Yes; the draft will now
include all males having from eigh-
teen to f0rty-fiye wives.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

ridge has spent six weeks along the
gulf coast from CaXnmbas, Tex, to
Pass Christian. investigating fishing
conditions and intends to continue his
round of the coast to Galveston.
1T is surprising how many varie-
ties of good fish are practically I'M
used as food" said Mr.. Partridge.
The government is anxious to get Il
market for these. America is one Of the
poorest consumers Of fish in the world
-nrincipally because the majority of
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
OId-Fashioned Stuff.

Hes old-faShioned."
500"
Eyes. Refuses To ask for raise in
pay on the theory that If his work
warrants an increase his employers
will recognize the fact and hand it
out to him"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
Biqqest War Baby: Bureau of War Risk Insura

PURPOSES
of and
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
Affinity.

I'VE read that hen has adopted IA
litter of pigs. y possible explanation
of this is the natural intimacy be-
tween ham and eggs. "-CharIotte
News
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

There is nothing like deprivation to
excite content and gratitude for small
mercies. spanish rroverb.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
Porto Rico, Needing Schools, Asks Uncle Sans Aid

n appears petition
education asks that
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

the heads OF crown pdCkeu IHtU tIe
streets like cObblestOnes, at an eleva-
ton estimated to be not more than 500
feet
Every aviator knows that flying
at low elevations is the most danger
Gus kind OF flying. If engine trouble
had caused that flyer to come down,
he could not have chosen a safe land
ing. Ten to one he would have
smashed into the crowd, killing and
manning many.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

If YOU see one young man laughing
Mt the ancient jokes of another the
other has a pretty sister.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
AS Good New Fish in the Sea as Ever Were Caught

n good food value but NOT S
T. Partridge OF the United STATES
Orleans to make study OF the uru S
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

A little success is apt tn make u
small man dizzy.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
Chance for Life.

do you think this poem of mine
will live?" 1T ought to. It's the good
that die yOung."-Answers.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
A Vegetarian.

Greene-What makes you think he
is a vegetarian?
Browne have smoked his cigars.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

Opportunities are diamonds in the
rough: the careless see in them moth
ing but pebbles.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
Trv;no IL AGAIN,

]. P.-John Smith, do you take this
woman to be your lawfully welded
wife. for better or for worse?
J. S.-FOr better.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
A Pertinent Curiosity.

"Will YOU tell me something, MAJ"
what is it. child?'
"po grass widows wear weedSE
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

war. PrlnGD3l ItHIuItS VI INV lt-iS
Iation are: Discharged soldiers, sail
ors and marines will he employed ut
81 Il day in the development Of pubic
lands: those who desire may OBJ
tain allotments of the reclaimcd land
for farming ut price to be fixed
later, with liberal terms of payment
those who take over such land may
borrow up 10 $1,000 apiece for devel-
upment of their farms.
The bill will carry authorizations
,ot,liry $500 Ono 900 and will empower
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

There are a few rising young men
in this world, but the majority keep
their seats in crowded street car.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
The Exception.

Knicker-Speech is silver.
Pocker-But not increasing III
York Sun.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

4 man always does himself S""d
turn when he turns up an alley 10
dodge Il saloon.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

Better a word that lasts than the
last word.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

The perfect husband always belongs
IN the other woman.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

Just to be alive should be an amuse-
ment for healthy man.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
THE FARMER MUST have RUGGED HEALTH
Many Break Dozens and Failures
Due to Exposure and Hard W0rh
Catarrh in Some OF LIS Many Forms
Claims Thousands

Every farm family has its medicine cabinet and III
almost every one found bottle Of d. hartman
World Famous Peruna For coughs, colds and caI"rI!
It is invaluable. It's is indicated in all cases Oh
catarrhal Inflammation and congestion whether OF res
piraory organs stomach bowels other organs Of tho
body
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
A New Problem: The "Joy-FHer" Now in Our Midst

oyfyes already with and become much
in hydoaipane Fifth
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28

TTr W. ]. Tempe ~,
Of the stomach ana
q meal for Ne S
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-28
Soldiers Settlement Bill May Be Enacted Early

VII bill believed to be certain OF
w is provide rural
in the United States curing me
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-09
Found in
Stockings of Two
Clovis Women

Ell PAsO. Tex, Oct. 9.-Three
pairs 81 silk stockings were used in
an attempt to smuggle I'VE pints OF
whisky from Juarez. Tho STOCKINGS
were worn by women, one the wife.
one the mother. and the other a friend
n a man said 10 be "A railroad man
from Clovis. y. NJ. They crossed the
line as tourists.
When they went over In the m-rn-
Ing they seemed bent on having a
good time.
IAN right. enjoy yourselves. but be
careful not 10 come htck with any OF
their Sunnyhrook,' warned "a police
man Mt the Santa Fe street bridge,
Searched at he customs house on
their return. two 81 The women were
found 10 have a bottle In each stock
Ing. while the other had only one
bottle in one stocking. The man car
ricd no c-ontrabund.
owing 10 the prominence Of tho
people and 10 he fact that they were
tourists and % was their first pncnsr,
they were not arreHted. but the in
Hpectors warned Thorn against "a rvp-
clifton Of D. oneuHe. The liquor WAS
cnmnEcatcd.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-09
No Hand Grenade
Banks For School
Children of State

DALLAS. Tex, Oct. s.-Rclntivc 70
the contemplated distribution 81
hand rrcnudca converted into savings
banks. the following telegram receiv-
I'd from washington. was made pub
lie today by Frank NJ. Smith, federal
district director.
THE secretary o. war has can
ceiiec contracts for the sale Of hand
rrcnades 10 the treasury and has re-
qaested n-diatributlon OF grenade
banks A. the war department has
determined that tho distribution OF
hand grenadca % souvenirs shall not
he made and has cancelled It's ur-
rangement for supplying grcnRdcs to
the treasury department to be manu-
featured into grenade savings banks.
tho treasury Is unable to distribute
tho b~nirs. In order, however. 20
recoA 4et the efforts OF persons In
working and saving. cnch n who
would have been entitled 20 q bank
ment from the treasury In apprecia-
tion Of his industry In saving and
buying government sccuriiles."
The receipts Of this wire e
that the savings division will not be-
allowed Co supply hand grenade saw
ings banks to the thousands OF hanks
and merchants IN the eleventh fed
cral reserve district, which ordered
them for distribution NJ rewards to
the children and adults saving and
investing their money In United States
government war savings stamps and
registered treasury savings ccrtifi-
Gates" Mr.. Smith said.
Il am very keenly disappointed. rs
will be the bankers OF the state AMI
many thousands Of persons Who do
sire to become the posscsscrs OF n
Of these rAre and unique war SOU
vcnirs.'' he said.
Certificates OF achievement, Hignc I
bv the secretary himself. viii he for
warded to those who would have been
entitled 10 receive a hand grenade
savings hank"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-09
NEW MEXICO LOAN co.
MOVES ITS OFFICES

The New Mexleo Lean aud Mort
gage company ~ moving It's offices
from tho original loca Inn above The
quarters a. fof North Third street.
The company has beoH organized
tlpce 1917 and u M Incorporated COM
cern with n capitalization - S1On, 0oo.
Many Albuquerque pcopie are stock-
holders and certificate holders. The
.compaay hiss written sa0o.00 invest
meEt certificates this q
Ralph Melbourne T. secretary Of
The company and IN charge % the
main office. The company covers the
entire state. having agents In al Of
the principal towns. usually some
hank In the town.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-09
= nusa-RANGEH.

Joseph Cummings Chase, thc por-
irlt painter tells he aturA m a Coz
nccticut farmer who never would i'd
NIT that he didn't know all about
anything that might come up.
a. a rhuaiy fair ne was Invited
utln tho. platform and the maggie
tan extracted d rabbit from his low
INK beard.
'Iiai Hnf" laughed his wife whom
no returned 20 the n~uiience, nov
you can't Say you expected tiint'
"Wa'al-uo tibet lH not fNacily.
Fur two days ] been feelin' someth-n
EainF on In them wEiskora o' mine.
but ] couidn't quite make up my mlne
American. 4
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-09
A NERVOUS WRECK
Frem Three Years Suffering. Says
cardui Made Her Well.

Texas City, Tex.-ln an interesting
statement. Mrs. q. n. Sehfi. Of this town,
says For three years suffered untold
sgony with my head. ! was unable 10
do any Of my work
lust wanted 10 sleep all the time, Tor
that was the only ease ! could get. when
was asleep. I became q nervous wreck
Just IRON the awid suffering with my
head.
was 50 nervous that re least noise
would make me Jump out Of my BED.
bad no energy. and va unable 10 do
Rnything. Ny son. a young boy. had 10
DO al my household duties.
WIS not abie % 90 anything until
took cardtk. itook three bottles In all,
and Il surely cured me Of hose awful
hesAaches That has been ihree years
ago, and ! Hnow ihe cure is permanent.
lor ! have never bad any headache since
taking Cafdui. :.
Nothing relieved me until took cardm
Il dld ucndrrs for me-"
Try csrdnl iDs Yor toubles-mads
medicinal ingredients recommended
10 medical books as beiag Of beneiii In
female troubles, and 40 year Of Use has
proven that me books ars right Sega
|hkiag caEthiodsT. hC-lS
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-09
Wrestlers To Give
Part of Proceeds
To American Legion

Young zybScko. tho wrestling DEM
on from San Francisco, who met de-
feat at the hands OF Kid Petrie a
short time ago, viii stage n finish
match with him on Monday night,
October "a. az the Armory. Kid
Petrie cIHims The championship light
weight OF the west.
The match will be staged IN the
winner-take-ali plan and for n side
bet or 500. The Hugh A.. Carlyle
Post No. 1 OF the American Legion Is
20 receive rs pcr cent OF the pro-
cecds. There Is no time limit set up
on the match. The show starts at
$3.50. The winner OF the match will
challenge George Pincau OF Albu-
qucrque at some later date.
Ad added attraction IL an openir
match TO be staged between Kid
Keaicr. the Pitisburg tiger and s. Il.
Hall OF les Moines, Ia. This match
Is for the best two out OF three falls,
and no time limit.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-09
PETER
SWAPS WORK WITH
NORA.
nN the Story Indy.

when Peter got home from school
one afternoon he found "A note from
Mama which read:
Peter Dear Baby Paul and ! have
gone Tor a little ride with Papa. The
twins can 80 10 Aunt Gracc's aud I
want you 20 take the little package
on the table to Miss Lucy pierson,
We Will be baek by i've thirty:
When Mama came back. however
n found Peter In the kitchen with
an apron lied around his neck pceling
potatoes al the sink.
elias Nora cioped. with the leo
mnng" she asked.
Peer shook his head.
she thought a walk would do her
good and So she took the package
and 7 cracked the nuts for the salad
and look the pie out at four thirty.
And now I've got the potatoes peeled.
I thought she could answer the qucs-
lion as well as I could"
Mama looked amused.
"What questions p"
well. whenever you send me 10
Miss Lucy's. an IL seems pretty often.
she kisses mo an makes me st down
an gives me q cooky or something,
an then she asks me how you are
fcciin', an II We still get butter from
that woman In the country, an how
much we have to pay. an how many
pounds we use q week. an II | know
whore you got your now hat. an II 7
heard you say nov much you paid for
~. An " | can't get away by hat
time she asks me o Aunt Phoebe
an Mr. Hcnshnwo are making II now,
am " Aunt Phoebe TX good to the hoy.
an how Aunt Grace likes house
Forpiu'. an Feu'ully ! get away by
that time an say 10 myself that III
never 20 again"
And you won't have to-" said
MAMA. II had no Idea she was sucf
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-09

The Girls, League.
The Girls league waH organised In
1915, the first year OF school In tho
new building. They furnished the
rest room. bought a couch, blankets.
rug ana table. The second year the
girls bought n vicsrCia and have
bought several records since. In
1918 they bought sweaters for tho
football players. The next year their
time was all taken up with Red Cross
work. Tho girls Howod diligently.
making n fine showing OF layeties for
the Belgian habics. Last ycar owing
10 the epidemic. the girls league dld
not set started. but most OF the girls
paid their dues aud there Ia n sum
OF about 5000 In the treasury now.
The aim OF the girls league II true
wounnhood, loyalty and courtesy OF
name II tries to aid IN any way
tho general welfare % the school.
There arc four committees. The
program 10 get up interesting enter
iainmcnts; the social committee to
aee that all the girls r acquainted.
the civic committee TO see hat tho
building n kept orderly; and the well
fare committee TO provide for tho
general welfare OF the girls.
MILDRED BONE.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-09
DID YOU EVER
Use SLOAN'S?
Keep IL handy TO promote prompt
relief from rheumatic
pains and aches

NXTdEN you kNog what Sioan's
w llniment will do, as thousands
Of men and women the world
over know. you, too, will keep il handy.
You will use il for those 'twingcs Of
rheumatic" for relieving that lame
back, muscle stiffness and soreness,
aches. all sorts Of external pains, and
exposure aftcrmaths.
Oaly takes a little. applied ipiihoni
rab5i1g. soon peEcirGieJ, scattering
the congestion. bringing merciful relief
to the throbbing. jumping part.
Three sizes - $50, roe, Si.4e. Any
druggist has Il. II not. we'd like to
know his name.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-09

At the time OF his death George
Washington was probably the richest
man In the United States. 4 schedule
attached To his viii Indicated that his
wealth was above SbOd. 0OO. an en-
nfmous fortune for those times.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-09

In the great fire at Chicago. octo-
Der s TO n. 1871, the buildings OF
rs national hanhs we're destroyed. II
was feared that The banks would sur
fer In many cHhes n almost total
loss. but after the safes recovered
from tho ruins were opened II was
found hat the books. papers. etc,
were in a condition to permit the re-
covcry OF debts. and the hanks sur
ferod no loss on that ground.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-09

Jack williams has signed with the
Ideal theater for a personal appear
ance there Friday and Saturday. He
has also signed a contract with the
distributors of the Essex and Hut
son autOmohilta agreeing to carry
an Essex ad up on his back when ne
scales the Rosenwald building Sat
urday at e.10.
Il seems that one Of the things hat
make Il possible for the Human Fly
70 climb the sides Of tall buildings is
his unusual ability 10 stretch him
self nearly a foot while you watch
him. In this way he Is able TO reach
and get a hand hold that might TO
the ordinary man be unattainable
He can also stretch his arm fully
eighteen inches. Through a special
arrangement with the Evening Her