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Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27
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ing. He probably just does it to
cover up his disappointment that
one of the fair creatures has not
marked him for her own. Let us go
on and learn a word or two about
kubat.
He is All Iowa product and work
ed himself up to his profession by
his own efforts, going through the
country and town schools and then
topping it off by thorough
course at that sterling law school
at Ann Arbor, Mich. Then he came
to Omaha. That was rs years.ago..
Mixes in Politics.
He soon mixed into politics and
was elected justice of the peace, a
position to which he was reelected
several times. He served also as a
police judge. And when Abel Shot
well was elected county attorney he
asked Mr.. Kubat to help him adj
minister the law for the county.
You can go back through the city
directories for quite number of
years and find this same legend in
each one of them:
"Kubat, Chas. H., lawyer, 403
Barker blk rms. same"
That's where Charlie Kubat
spends his time when f1e isn't busy
i'll his office in the court house. He
is great reader, not only of law,
but of many other things interesting
to the human race.
~~And he has a hobby of taking
long walks of an evening, meditat-
ing upon the beauties Of nature and
(probably) the curse of married
life.
However, there is no place where
Cupid cannot go and Cupid may
still get Kubat if Kubat gives Cupid
half chance.
The odds are still even in the bat
tie between Cupid and Kubat.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27

lieves the time has come for men
to assert their independence of the
collar manufacturers and to show
them that they cannot bamboozle us
any farther.
Be sure to enclose the S., as posi-
lively no members will be accepted
who do not do this. But if you en-
close S. you are sure to be accepted
for membership.
JOIN NOW before the big rush
starts. When this organization be-
comes large and powerful you will
be able to say that you were one OF
the first to join it.
As soon as a number of S. have
been received membership cards will
be printed and mailed to you (please
enclose 2 cents for postage). Then
all you have to do is pay the month
ly dues. Monthly dues can be paid
a year in advance if you desire.
Everything will be arranged for the
greatest convenience of our men,
bers. :
Fill out the coupon and mail it
row.
COUPON.
Amalgamated Anti-Collar Assn.
Care The Bundle Bee. .
Gents:
l hereby make application to be-
come member of the Amalgamated
Anti-Collar association. EN-
CLOSE S. AS INITIATION FEE.
Age .................. ......'.....
Size of Collar ..................
Married or single ................
Address .................
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27
Willie Declares "Who''
Is Inquisiitiive Case; As
You Were, Willie!

The summer school being held by
the Board of Education in Central
school is known as the accelerated
class" because the pupils were rec
commended as capable of skipping
classes during six weeks at this spe-
cial school.
Miss Mary Johnson is one Of the
teachers and Willie Simpson is one
of the pupils.
The teacher last week asked her
pupils to give examples OF ques-
tons.
Who did you speak to-" said
Willie, rising in his seat. decorously.
Defend the use of the word
'who,'" said the teacher to the boy.
1T is in the inquisitive case"
promptly replied Willie
"As you were, children, as you
WERE" pleaded Miss Johnson, who
finally restored order.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27

! toward the wife, amid shouts OF
laughter from other bathers.
Municipal beach lacks nothing
tina: the more famous watering
places possess.
The belle of the beach, who usu-
ally assumes the vampire roll, strolls
about in an unclad condition, non
chalant and disdainful of admiring
glances, with a slight flexibility-
shall we call it that?-of muscles
that is quite irresistible.
"Flappers" Always Present. q
There are always a lot of FLAP
pers," who aspire to sometime usurp
the coveted place of the reigning
belle. Most of them can swim like
a fish, but they don't admit it.
Never! Not if there is a good
looking man in bathing suit around
to teach them all over again.
Some of them have. been taught
to swim a hundred times, but just
ask them if they can swim and see
what they say. "Oh, I'm so afraid
I'll sink" they begin in a timid
voice. DO you really think | could
learnt"
Next thing you know you'll be
out in the water showing them the
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27
EDITOR OF BUNDLE BEE OR
= GAMES CLUB TO FIGHT
HIGH COST OF MEMS
COLLARS.

The editor of the Bundle Bee,
ever on the lookout to combat the
high cost of living, has decided to
organize a club of men which will
bring the linen collar manufacturers
to time before they have raised
prices any more.
The Amalgamated Anti-Collar
association is the outcome of long
study and work on the part of the
editor and it is now ready to receive
members.
With linen collars now costing
just twice as much as they did a
few years ago and made so that
they last only half as long as the
old four-ply kind, it is time tha,
we men act and assert our freedom
Membership in the new associa-
ton is open to all men and boys
who wear linen collars. Each men,
Der pledges himself to quit wearing
linen collars.
Initiation fee is S. and monthly
dues of 81 will be charged for men,
bership.
The editor of The Bundle Bee
has consented to act as treasurer
All money from initiation fees and
monthly dues will be used by the
treasurer as he sees fit to promote
his welfare and that of the organi-
cation.
1t is very simple to join this as
ISOLATION. No red tape. Just write
your name and address on a sheet
of paper, enclose S. bill and ad-
dress to Treasurer, Amalgamated
Anti-Collar association. care of the
Editor of The Bundle Bee"
Then quit buying and wearing
linen collars.
That is all there is to it.
How simple! The simplicity of the
scheme is one of its chief charms.
If just half of the men in the
United States join this association
and quit wearing linen collars, the
manufa cturers will soon be brought
to- time.
Think of it! No more paying
quarter for "a collar!! No more
laundry bills for collars!!! And per-
feet freedom for your neck!!!!
All gained by becoming a member
of the. Amalgamated Anti-Collar as
ISOLATION. DIDN'T forget to enclose
your S. with applica ton. This will
insure your being accepted for
membership. There will be no
blacklist. Every man who sends SIS
will be admitted to the association.
Members who may wish to wear
collars at parties or to church can
be given permission to do so. This
is no arbitrary organization. The
bylaws will be very LIBERAL. But
don't forget to enclose your IS
Money orders or checks will be re-
ceived just the same as cash. We
wish to make it convenient for, all
our members.
=, The editor Of The Bundle Bee be-
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27
Son-in-LaW Best Thing in
Life Centenarian Declares
Woman Born in Same Year With Charles A. Dana,
Julia Ward Howe and Other Celebrities, Has Two
Ideals, Woodrow Wilson and Her Late Daughters
Husband

| John J. Crittenden Of Kentucky
resigned his seat in the federal sen.
ate, at 5000 a year, ito get bread
for his family"
The Sketch Book" by Washing
ton Irving. appeared.
DR.. William Ellery Claiming,
preaching at Baltimore. gave what
was called the Unitarian Declara-
ton of Independence aud became
the leader of his church.
Mrs. Cokefair never took up the
newfangled way of sewing invented
by young Howe, and only two years
ago. when Bloomfield dentist,
about to extract one of her teeth,
suggested an anaesthetic, the little
woman remembered young DR..
Green of the Massachusetts General
hospital, and said: mo, never was
much of hand for these new con-
traptions, you just so ahead and
pull it; I'll be all right"
"Why,' she said, Il cut and make
all my own clothes and | sew by
hand
Il thread my own needle and I
knit with wooden needles my hus-
band whitfield out for me.
Il make my own bed every day
and take care of my own room.
How do | explain my long life?
don't try to explain it; just en-
Joy it Have any rules about eat
ing and so on? Not rulet | don't
believe in them. Every morning i
have fruit, cereal, bacon and eggs,
rolls and coffee. have dinner at
noon, usually soup, meat, three
vegetables and dessert. In the even
ing eat lightly"
At p, Irene Abbott became the
wife of Samuel Cokefair, who. she,
says, was the son of Massachu-
sets neighbor, but who undoubted-
ly was related to that Cokefair
family which had been prominent
in the history of Bloomfield and
nearby Jersey from the beginning.
The name was originally Coquefair,
One fourth of the inhabitants of
New Amsterdam under Governor
Stuyvesant, some historians say
were French.
Bloomfield in 1912, when Samuel
Cokefair arrived with his young
wife, was already a famous little
manufacturing village with grist
mills, cotton mills, copper rolling
mills, paper mills, cotton print
works. wollen factories and seven
teen merchants.
Cokefair became boss dyer in the
wolen mill David Cakes had estab-
lshed twelve years before. The
mills are still in existence and
owned by the same family.
Cokefair died about thirty years
ago. Three daughters also passed
away. She who became the wife of
Fred Langstroth us dead these
many years.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27

Splash!
A woman of much avoirdupoi:
hit the surface of the crystalline
waters at the municipal beach, caus
ing small tidal wave to creep over
a mound of sand near the edge OF
the water.
The mound moved, and a fat bare
leg appeared, followed by shiny
bald head.
"Wh-what yu tryin' to do, drown
me?" spluttered the bald headed
man, glancing about angrily.
"Tides coming up" advised a
youth who. had been looking on.
The fat lady who had caused the
disturbance glared at the youth and
then at the discomposed sand
mound with the protruding bald
head.
Divorced by Wife.
$50 that's where you've been hid
ing" she exclaimed. Thought you
were goin' to teach me to swim.
Here I've been lookin' for you for
whole hour. Fine way to treat
you're little wife, isn't it,"
The human sand dune rose with
a moan, shook itself until it as
sumed the appearance of rotund
little man, and advanced ruefully
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27

ders, pistons, ct cetera, that the Ford
was making a noise like an aero
plane, stone crusher and threshing
machine, all running at once.
As they approached one town the
inhabitants were seen fleeing into
the cyclone cellars, under the i'm
preston that a tornado was coming.
When the Lambert Shotwell, trans
Nebraska machine was stopped in
the town the inhabitants came
timidly out and looked upon the two
dust covered tourists.
1t is understood that the machine
had to be towed out of town be-
cause the mayor said there might be
a lynching if they started up the in
fernal racket within the limits of the
settlement.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27
Twenty Fifth Child
Is Welcomed to Home
Of Canadian Family

Quebec, Que, Canada, July o.
Congratulations poured in to Joseph
Belair and his wife. Mrs. Belair
gave birth to sturdy little boy. The
Belairs are quite accustomed to con-
gratulations of this kind, because
this is their twenty-fifth child.
"Monotonous?" repeated Joseph
after an interview. mot much
And Mrs. Belair was too happy
To see visitors.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27

In Gay New York.
Sherry's gone.
Rector gone.
Cafe de Paris half closed.
Cafe Beaux Arts closed.
Reisenweber's two-thirds closed.
Churchill selling ginger ale.
Parkhurst's church torn down
Cabaret shows dying.
Rents up 90 per cent.
War tax on soda.
Sugar famine.
Hired girl famine.
Mosquitoes.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27

| side stroke, and assuring them that
they can't sink as long as you have
your arm aroundsher.
Best part of teaching these human
fish how to swim is that you're per-
fectly safe as long as they're around
If you should happen to sink, or
something, they'd pull you out with
out much trouble.
Swimmers Not Handsome.
By the way, did you ever notice
that some people stay in the water
all the time while others drape them
selves gracefully on the beach. And
did you ever notice that its the fat
or scrawny ones that stay in the
water, while the F. X. Bushman
and A. Kellerman type stay out.
Wonder why that is?
Another attraction at municipal
beach, that may also be found at
five or six other Omaha beaches
as we'll, is the "hunnish" bird who
thinks he's "U" boat, and is al
ways diving under and grabbing you
by the foot. Depth bombs were
invented for such as he.
Diving attracts many. Tail spins
and nose dives are the most popu-
lar. The morals squad would find
more dives if they looked at munich
pal beach.
Life guards live hard life.
There's always a fond mother that
brings little Willie, f years old,
down to swim. And little Willie
always points at the sun-kissed life
guards and asks if they are real,
live Indians. No danger of anyone
seeing a life guard blush, however.
They're that color anyway.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27
Why Jack Was Low

The boy stood by the burning deck,
His features wreathed with hate
His dad had found his deck of cards,
And thrown them in the CRATE.
Cartoons Magazine.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27

But there the
similarity ends.
Kubat will have
nothing to do
W it h c u pi d
and Cupid, SO
far, has been
unable to do
anything with
Kubat.
We refer, of
CO urs e, t o
Charles H. Ku-
bat, a deputy
county attorney
under A b e |
Shotwell. He is
a bachelor of as
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27
Worse and Worse!
Tf H. yITL

Worse and Worse!
July the Worst.
Drink to me only with thine eyes
And I will pledge with mine.
The whole wide world is dry a
dust;
I cannot buy thee wine.
Leave not kiss within<the cup,
For a kiss intoxicates.
Intoxication is sin
In these United States.
To Stella.
Once | was intoxicated
By your love. But list!
| have turned an aggravated
Prohibitionist!
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27
There Are Smiles that Make You
Sore"
(Nrd Ouiz

Miss Goodhand was very sor-
ry that the children were dlsap-
pointed Tuesday night in not
seeing Smiles" So far she
doesn't know why it did not
come. Sometimes the films are
sent late to the office from an
exhibitor, so they can't be sent
to the next place on time. But
anyhow Miss Goodhand will
write to Mr.. Fox and ask him
not to disappoint the Ord kid
dies again.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27
They Ought to Get Together.

Mrs. John Hamm and Mrs.
c. E. Wooden and daughter
were passengers to Norfolk
Tuesday to visit a daughter of
Mrs. Wooden, who is in the
hospital.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louie Needham
spent Sunday in the home of
her parents in Emerson.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27
Unconscious Humor.

Captain of Detectives Dunn
thinks none OF his men will ever
pose as officers" wrote one of The
Bees bright young reporters in his
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27
Well Look for This.

Some divorce petitions are very
long, but if Jiggs ever sues Mrs
Jiggs, there will be record.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27

Kubat-Cupid.
The two names sound similar,
don't they?
Both have lust FIVE letters.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-27
abuamE66ll8! a T e 2?lRP 4g

account of a case in which a man
was accused OF impersonating a de-
tective.
LEAGS.
Between the League of Nations,
the American league National
league, Western league and Tax
Payers league, we are fairly be-
leagured.
Beating the News.
The secretary of the Nebraska
state fair, according to a Lincoln
dispatch, has received 20 cents from
a conscience-stricken man, who, as a
boy "in 1890" beat his way into the
fair grounds.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-10-26
LIE RIcHMoNp yIRoINIAN-suNpAY.oc IoBER 2s la1a.-

tubercuioe1a, perltonltis, abdominal
ana + heGk u Oflber llls
which ofsen teeminAte On the 0perat-
inr tabIe, where. finally. all further
hope Of nativity = Lost forever.
The Attepuated garb Of the modern
woman hAa reversed the ironical
phrase Of A1phonss Kurr: woman
An organism which dresses, messes,
and undrcsses."
strictly speaking, the twentieth
century woman never dresses. She
partially dresses. She has adopted at
fashions beck, the tabled habili-
ment Of Kipling's Vampire" and
goes about In this day and hour clad
in little more than rag. Add to the
rag" rage the mania for unnatural
slimness which has developed into
such an obsesaion that many fash
ionable dressmakers are now pre-
scribing, for their regulations sake,
obesity cures and fat-reducing diets.
and you have all modish womankind
faithfully depicted by the proverbial
charmer Of the rag and bono and
hank Of hair"
Renders Woman UNIT.
Physiologica1ly. then. Fashion fs
doing its best to render the coming
mothers OF the race unit or Utterly
unable to bear children.
Economically. Fashion threatens
the continued propagation Of man.
kind Despite the filminess and in
adequacy OF the current styles. they
are exceedingly expensive. Only the
rarest silks, linens. furs and jewels
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-10-26
!ashion, Race Enemy, Units,
Women for Child Bearing

Nothing Is Fastening our descent
faster than Fashion, the tyrant of
our epoch. For the succession OF the
race is in trust to our women, ana II
Is precisely over women that Fashion
weaves its strongest spell.
Physiologically, Fashion Is today
forbidding woman the exercise OF
her fundamental function. the bear
ing of children. 1t DEGREES that to
be chic she must be thin. She
obeys the decree. What IL the re-
suit? Distortion Of her form and
weakening OF her health by hamper
ting corsets, ending. in many cases,
with complete atrophy Of her repro
ductive powers.
ForbIds Thought OF Health
But Fashion today goes still fur
Their. 1t forbids to women sufficient
clothes for the preservation OF
health. striking on unprotected
throat and chest. piercing through
fiimy corages and featherweight un-
dergarments, polar blasts and Icy
draughts chill her to the bone twenty
times day, attacking every vital or
gan and bringing In their wake bron-
ehitis, grippe, pleurisy, pneumonia,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-10-26

~ BY DR.. Fovcau De Courmeiles,
President of the French Society OF
.ar Hygiene.
Paris, Oct. 25.---Unless something
is done to curtail the utter. extrava-
Zane Of Fashions ever-changing
spectacle, the continued existence of
the Aryan race will shortly find IT.
SELF seriously threatened. ! say this
III all sincerity and after the most
careful study and reflection. More
oyer. / can back up my assertion
with documentary proofs 1t is high
time today, with our race depleted
and weakened by the ravages of four
rSArs' warfare, the bitterest and most
obstructive recorded in history. that
VI turned our thoughts and energies
40 the augmentation and improve
y1ent of the generations to come.
~sa- notwithstanding the urgency OF
This question, upon which depends
the supremacy Of the Western ma
ttuns during the next half of the
REesent century. all the signs of the
times indicate that we are rapidly
clipping down the decline which
leads straight tn race suicide.
s~~ Threatens Race Suicide
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-10-26

matters OF becoming utility. made
strongly OF good materials to last for
more than a season. and designed to
protect the comfort and the health
OF the wearers rather than to please
the fancy OF a tickle Dame Fashion
and convince 4 circle OF social and
business acQuaintances, by their very
perishableness. of their wearers'
right to a share of aduiation and
prestige.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-10-26

Elizabcthtown. N. r. Oct -
Members OF the Lambs club Of Nsw
York are soon to take posseasion Of :
tract Of $500 acres which includes
most OF Mount Saddlsoack sud
Mount Hurricane. The forest land
contains good trout streams, and u
Ia understood that members OF the
club will install a fish hatchery.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-09-09
Con IN verdadero exito ar.
tistico Sc ha inaugurado
Ia temDorado del
"Majestic'

La rcapertura del Teatro Majestic,
el Domingo pasado es el principle de
Ia temporaGa de gran Vaudeville en-
esta Ciudad. Tn m~agnifico conjunto
de representations ha sido arreglado
para Ia primera Semana y todOs los
artistas cozan de mereciLa fama. es-
pecialmente en- los circulos de Ia In
terstate Amusement Company"
Primeramente Sc representa- la bo-
nita comedia llamada a Package Of
Smiles en- la que toman parte I.
Roy Barnes y Bessie Crawford. FL
Sr. Barnes ultimamente logro gran
deS triunfoS en- la representation de
Over the Top en- uno de los tea
tros de las PARTICIPATES ciudades. ha-
biendo dejado tai puesto para dedl-
carse al Vaudeville. Miss. Crawford
es tambien ventajosamente conoclda
Y. por 10 tanJo, esta pareja eS YER
~daderamente notable Y muy pronto
cozara de p~opularidad en- esta Gu
dad.
Thos. Patricola Y Ruby Meyer re-
presentan The Girl and the Dancing
Fool en- la cue Sc distinguish por la
originalidad Y destreZa de sUs bal
les. los que cautivan al publico. Es-
tc Is uno de los mejores numeros de
la gran t~emporada de Vaudeville.
Loves Follies' es otro de los in
teresantes numeros del programa. en-
el cual ell Trio Werner and Amoros
demuestra u aptitudes artisticas Y
~caracteriza con propiedad a Chaplin
Y ? otros artistaS ComlCos.
.Ademas de estos numeroS estan
The Music Lesson por Adams Y
Griffith. que es IN juguete comico
muy divertido; The Children Of Con
fucius". de los Castillos de China, to-
mando parte Miss. Dong FOng Hue y
Harry Haw, en- bales ' cantos chi
nos modernos: Alice Sheldon Y LucI-
lie Daley en- preciosaS canciones
acompahadas de piano Y Mortimer
Mac-Rac ' Gertrude Clegg en- The
Intruder and the Queen Of the
Wheel.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-09-09
LOCALES BREVES
NUEVO JEFE MILITAR LLEGA AL
CAMPO TRAVIS

Habiendo sido designado ell coro-
mel Herman Hall para tomar ell
mando del $50 de In~fanterla dc los
Estados Unidos, lego al Campo Ira
Wis la manana de aver con el obJeto
de hacerse cargo desde luego de la
iefatura de dicho Cuerpo. Durante la
guerra que ACADIA de pasar. sirvlo ell
coronel Hall como general Brigadier
Y es uno de los jefes, de los de las
fuerzas expcdicionarias, en- QUEEN Sc
reconocc mas p~opularidad de entire
los cue han sido enviados a San An
tonic.
Lleva en- ell pecho varias condeco-
r~aciones V barras que ]acreditan u
buenos servicios. La mayor parte del
tempo que estuvo en- el eXtranjero,
fue Comandante de Ia Brigade 8Oa.
de la 4Oa. Division; y tamblen slrvlo
en- otras Divisioncs. Algunos de los
oficiales de los que ahora estan en- el
Campo Travis, estuvieron a sus or
dcncs en- Francia.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-09-09
LLEGARON PARA SER LICEN-
CIADOS

Al mando de un teniente llegaron
al Campo Travis, procedentes del
Campo Merit, n. j., para recibir ALI
su baja o licenciamiento, $50 hon.
bres que de esta ciudad Y sus inme-
diaciones fueron enlistados en- FL
Ejercito en- tempo de la organization
de los cuerpos que marcharon a Euro
pa. Ash como sus soldados, el Off
cial que manda la f~uerza, recibira
su baja. tan luego como hayan ter
ninado de rccibir sus suhordinados Ia
que les corresponds.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-09-09
MOVIMIENTOS ENTIRE MINIS
TROS

Con motive de las renunciaS que
han prescntado algunos de los Minis
tros de cultos que estan r~egresando a
tomar la direction de sus pastorados
de los cambios de algunos de los
Secretaries para que trabajen en- la
Frontera con Mexico, Sc han verifi-
cado algunos cambios en- el personal
de la y del Campo Travis Y de!
Fuerte Sam Houston.
Entire los que i~ngresaran nueva-
mentc para cubrir los puestos vacan-
ties, hay cinco que estan recien veni-
dos del scrvicio de allende los ma
res. Estos recibiran differences des-
tinos aqui, en- los cuales entraran en-
funcioncs desde luego.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-09-09
TRES NUEVOS AEROPLANOS EN-
CAMPO KELLY

Procedcntes del Campo Love
Field, Dallas y con destiHo al Campo
Kelly dc csta ciudad, llegaron tres
nuevos acroplanos modelo Dellavi-
land. con sus corrcsponLientcS pilo-
tos, ~quicncs son cl teniente II. S.
Kenyon, teniente c. Bets Y tenieIte
c. 4. Cover, quienes traieron como
pasajeros a los t~enien:es n. c. Lin
gle, J. 7. koering, Y G. Z. Hodge,
del Campo Kelly.
FL vuelo sc hizo o IN promcdio
de altura de tres mil pies, sin que
ocurriese accidente alguno. Sc hizo
uan sola parada. que fuG en- Waco,
para p]roveerse de gasolinl V accite.
La jornada fue hecha en- IN vuelo de
tres horas.