Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1919-03-06

clSafotte.
Jess willard is going to fight for
100000. Even ring titles have their
dark side.
ut isn't the original cost; it's. the
upkeep." Discharged officers are now
purchasing shotguns in order to con-
vert their uniforms into hunting togs.
A soldier with a couple of wound
stripes can attract more attention
than Charles Chaplin doing stunt
for the movies.
Famous fractions Half witted."
Weather prediction-July will be ex-
ceedingly dry.
In making that customary election
bet this year be sure to specify just
what style of hat He might pay off
with his trench lid.
do you spell whiskey with or with
out the 'e?" asked the bar fly. You
don't spell it any more said the
rounder you whisper it.
And a poor millionaire friend had to
borrow money to pay his income tax.
There are lots Of things about this
camp you don't know" said the cap
tain. Eyes" replied the buck, Il
noticed two of them at the hostess
house Sunday"
No, Chauncey, the freedom of the
"Cs" has naught to do with those
nice new century notes.
What is the. difference between a
corporal and a sargeant?" asked the
fair maid. Two dollars a monthly
replied the private digging for his
28th Of the month bank roll.
If you really wish to get out you might
try:
"Houdini> Exposed
Life of Hermann the Great"
BLACK Magic"
"And what troubles that one?" asked
a visitor to the insane asylum. Him?
He's one of the nuts that tried to COM
nit to memory all the different insignia
worn by our returning troops said the
guard.
And if that soldier that came back
with $4,000 francs could shoot his
rifle like he did the dice-well, he prob
ably has private graveyard some
where in France"
Signs-In butcher shop: Pieces at any
price. In barber shop: Cut rates.
If money could really talk there would
not be nearly so many Investigations
necessary.
The man who talks to himself usually
has the last word
And in returning to civil life you can
resume parting your name in the mid
die.
Bonds of joy-victory loan bonds.
That investigation at Brest will result
in a lot of mud singing, concluding with
ar application of whtewash
It's hell to be broke, and a good vehi-
Gle to roll there on is pair OF dice.
And of course we have with us the
sensitive person who objects to being
discharged on the grounds that he
hasn't done anything to warrant it,
All tales of France seem to be minus
any evidence of the authors planning to
return.
Almost time to mention something
about the next worlds fair Or per-
haps President Wilson will move the
seat of the league of nations tomWash-
ington and feed two birds with one pOr-
ton.
The latest from France says that a
fIucT went "A. w. w.
4nine days in an aeroplane. Sort of hit
ting the high spots, as it were.
1t is noted on the new income tax
sheets the following: If author, state
amount of income and source; itenize
each source" and the space allStted
for the answer is line two inches
long. Wise guy who compiled that
sheet.
Some war brides who married for
money are just beginning to earn ii. III
Reverse English: Raw war.
Broken English: 'Pote and Pleas
ant"
Scientific fact lamp chimney
made of celluloid will give you a good 4
chance to collect from your fireain- /
surance policy.