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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

wAHTED-Widc awake man 10 take
charge Of our local trade. $500 TO
$500 a day steady. No experience re-
duircd: pay starts al once. writ" TO-
day, American Products 20, IA Amcri-
can Bldg. Cincinnati, .. mr-22-s
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

WANTED-Salosmcn or agents wanted
Kcnworth's mems high-clasS ovcralls.
featuring tho "pat"ntrd Governor taS-
tenor" attachment at The bottom Of legs.
Instantly adjustable around the ankles.
SafcCuards wcarrr from amchinrry. pre-
vents dirt entering shoes. other adran-,
tagcs. Excellent proposition for fore
men and Supcrintrndrnts Of factories 10
sell krnwOrth OrrrallS to their cm-
ployceS Agents can make big money
selling our ovcraIls to automobile men,
painters, coal miners. mechanics, etc.
Write for particulars. kcnilworth
Mfg. Co.. I East 18th ST.. New York.
mr-22-g
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22
WANTED-salesmen

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and agents. Cen
cral Prrshing's CSC book sells on
sight: large profit: everybody huys:ncw
selling plan mailed free; write Hcrzig &
Mclean. Inc, Worlds Tower Bldg..New
York mr-22-g
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22
WANTED-Agents

wAHTED-Agrnts: $500 hourly abso-
luirly guaranteed. Gasoline two cents
gallon. Money back guarantee. Write
Federal Chemical Works. 90 W. Jackson
Chicago. mr-2--g
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22
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EXTRAl EXTRA!

Send for March 18th issue of the Oil
Irrss. containing now startling and ac-
rur;tlr analysis OF present conditions
OkmulEcc Producing Refining Com
pany. Sinclair, New Hoffman, Globe.
Catlru- Davis Shirt Sleeve. l'rudentia al.
Apex. Consumers and many other now
and old Mid-cuntinent oil producing
companies. Copy of this important is
sue sent on request. Oil Press 1900 Re-
uuhlic Bldg. Kansas City. Mo. mro@-g
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

wANTED-Couplr about so years OF age
that live in country or will move To
country. to take young man in family.
and take. care of him. Address ALEX
undcr." care 1ntclligenccr. mr-l9-tr
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22
PERSONAL


PROSTATE disorders bladder trouble IN
mrn: getting up frequently a. night
pnSttvcly and rapidly uY"rcom" without
drugs. privately At home: DOCTORS
ostcopaths. ChirnpractorS. physical Gull
lure directors us" il: easily used BY
anyone anywhere: nd matter what You
hav" tried or how old tho case. this
method will bring results quickly. Write
for free illust rated booklet and convinc-
ing testimony. El"ctrothcrmal Co.. 213
Harrison Bldg. St"uhcnvllc. Ohio.
mr-"2-g
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22
FOR SALE-Farm Lands

FOR SALE--Farm Of 1903 acres three
miles west Of toolvillr and II miles
from i'arkrrShurB. on 4 gond road. plcn-
Is Of water and we'll timbercd two
story frame house. eight rooms, barn
nnd other out buildings: different kinds
OF fruit: clos" Ia church and school.
This farm can hn bought for On.
Writ" NJ. j. Royc". Frost. Ohio. r. r.
u. J. mr-21-i
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22
DIED

wHALEN-un Friday, March Il. 1919.
nj ? o'clock p. H.. at tho North Wheel
ing hospital. MARGARET WHALEN.
Of ll8 Virginia street, daughter Of the
late Thomas Whal"n.
Funeral motto" hereafter.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22
MISCELLANEOUS

wANrEp-Oil and gas leases either in
Ohm or West Virginia. Also. viii buy
old wells Of production. Box 81. Wheel
ing ". Va. mr-le-.Vt
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22
WANTED-Male

wAHTED-Prostatc sufferers to read
our announcement under Personal. No
drugs. The Eelectrothermal Company.
27S Harrison Bldg, Steubcnvillc. o.
mr-22-g
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

WANTED-Young lady, graduate Of
high school. must b" good English
scholar. To work az prnof-rcadcr on the
1ntelliEcnccr. Hours from f:3N \. m. 10
$50 Il. III. Apply tn city Editor 1ntclli-
Srnc"r any afternoon. including Sunday.
after y. M.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

wANTED-Sidc line, TOP notch spec
ialty: responsible house: pays COM
missions promptly: write to-day. sam
pies and sales talks free: no delays
Erickson Co. Dos Moincs. Iowa a.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

late ThomaS W ha!ch.
Funeral motto" hereafter.
DIxoN-nu Thursday March 20. 1914!
ut S o'clock 4. H.. Al his home. No.
+.3 Main street. BcnWhnd. PATRICK
MICHAEL DIXON. IN his 5Sth year.
Funeral services Monday. March -. at
: o'clock u. IN. Requiem high mass
nj ST. Johns church at o'clock. In
tcrmcnt in Mount Calvary cemetery
Friends If family invited.
pittsburgh papers please cupy.)
PAUL-On Thursday, March 20. 1919,
al 5:45 O'Clock .. NJ. AT tho Ohio
Valley General hospital. ISABEL Nc,
daughter Of the late J. g. Paul, in tho
18th year Of her age.
Funeral notice hereafter.
KEox-On Wednesday, March ~. 1919.
at HE'S o'clock p. M. at the family
residence lU8 Hub Ave. Echo Point.
JEANETTE. daughter of Mrs. Eliza
and the lat" James +. Knox.
Services from the residence Saturday
afternoon o'clock. Friends invited
1nterment Greenwood cemetery.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

wANTED-Slrsmrn. One Of the larg-
est corporations of its kind in the
world. wants three or four statesmen Tor
West Virginia. Prefer statesmen who
have sold goods tn farmers. IT you arc
not rapab!" Of earning a large salary 40 !
not answer This is real chance 10
connect with one of til" best pay sales
in tn" country. Call Sat
urGay between and n. NJ. Room "a,
Mcclure Hotel. Mr.. Barnes. mr-"l-h
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

wAHTED-Handy man for Country
place, who will milk one COW and
make himself generally useful. Ad.
dress Pleasant Valley. care Wheeling
Intelligcnccr. mr-2l-i
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

of good address.
To call on merchants with exclusive
specially; commission position leading
to crew management; give references.
Sanitary Novelty Co., 1861 Udcll ST.. In.
danapoIis. Ind. nr-22-g
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

wANTED-.tn experienced piano sales
man who can take charge of our out
side sales and help train and work
other men. A good opportunity for the
right man. state age. experience and
full particulars in first letter. The
Wainwright Music Co.. Marietta, OHIO.
mr-21-m
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22
WANTED Female

wANTED-Earn s25 weekly, spare time.
writing for newspapers. magazines.
EXP unncc.; details free. Press Syndi-
cate 1863, St. Louis. Mo. mr-22g
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

wANTED-Wr have finished our large
government contracts for Ajax chem
ical fire engines Ton whcels) and are
now rc-organiZing our Sales Staff.
These engines have always sold eXtcn-
Sivcly, not only TO town fire depart
mrnts. but also TO factories. mills. in
stitutionS. stores. country estates. etc
VIZ have an opening for a salesman in
this territory. \ good income can he
made by the right man. Write lmm"-
dintcly for our proposition. Ajax Fire
Engine Works. Bush Terminal. Brook
Ign. y. Y. mr--2-g
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

WANTED-Earn % weekly. spare time.
writing for newspapers, magazines.
EXP. unnec.; details free. Press Syndi-
cate 35S, ST. Louis, Mo. mr-22-g
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

WANTED Structural iron painters or
riggers. Apply Peninsula Works
Wheeling Mold & Foundry. Nothing but
experienced men need apply. mr-2l-i
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

WANTED-DiabeticS. TO demonstrate.
locally. delicious diabctic bread. dis
cults. cookies. pancakes; made from Lis
tcr's Diabetic Flour; Self-rSinS: abSo-
lutely Starchess. Lister Bros. Inc. 112
West 10th ST., New York City.
mr-.2oog
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-22

wANTED-One Of the largest corpora
tions Of its kind in the world. wants
three or four statesmen for West Wiz.
ginia. Prefer statesmen who have sold
goods to farmers. If you are not capa-
bic Of earning a large salary do not an
Swer This is real chance to connect,
with one Of the best pay sales organi
cations in the country. Call Saturday
and Sunday between and s p. M. Room
-, Mcclure Hotel, Mr.. Barnes. mr-22-g
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-11-02

Aristide Arrigone, pastry chef of one of
Washington's hotels and his sugar model OF
Mount Wilson, made entirely by hand. This
masterpiece of the pastry line contains, besides
the mountain and observatory, houses people,
bridges. flowers, butterflies bees etc, all made
Of sugar.
by Pridgcon. STAFF Photographer
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-11-02

A senator visits the
Zoo. The photographer
was on hand when Sen
ator Bots Penrose made
one of his trips to the
home. of Washington's
animal collection. Sen
ator Penrose is an en-
thusiastic big game
hunter, having made
many trips into the
Rockies, but his inter
est is not confined to
the animals from that
section alone.
by National Photo Co.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1919-11-08
Tuesday, November 18th, 1878


AT II O'CLOCK a. NJ.
all that certain farm or tract of land, situate
lying and being in the First Election District
Of Cecil County aforesaid and being part OF
the original tract known as Grove Point, at
the confluence of the EN- and Sass;dyas Rivers
fronting on both rivers and containing
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1919-11-08
Il Head Gfo,. Cows and HPif9rS

Al papers viii he furr.,brj on day Of sale.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1919-11-08
Thursday, November IS, 1919

commencing lo:au 4 NJ Sharp, Rain or
Shine
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1919-11-08
Large Public Sale
Cattle, Horses. Carriages, Etc.

y.iI l-cll at uuhi. auction st os n1r, n
Ga!,ua. Md
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
HE WAS TACTFUL.

A company of NankS, included in the Army
of Occupation, had just taken over small
German village for their billet. Hoping to
prevent any discrepancies in the ranks, the
commanding officer ordered his men not to
modest the inhabitants.
IF you don't know what else to do, use tact, ="
he told them.
This word seemed to stick in the mind of a
certain doughboy. He had never heard il be-
fore, so he asked his sergeant. who happened
to be from Columbus Ohio, to help him out of
his dilemma.
Sergeant what did the c. 0. mean when he
said use tact""
That's simple replied the sarge who for
merly was a wall paperer "One day lady
called up and said she wanted her bedroom pa
pered. | went around the first thing in the
morning and the maid showed me up to the
room ] went in, the maid closed the door be-
hind me. AS was about to begin work heard
scream and saw that the lady was still in
bed
Yeah, but what's that got to do with the
question: interpoSed the doughboy.
''Wel, you see, il was very embarrassing
situation, and had to use tact, so | said, L beg
your pardon, sir and left the room"
Slim Slokum says a little widow now and
then plays havoc with the single men.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
JUST A TRIFIE

A farmer, noted for his Observation-Disclosures
went to the market town and transacted his
business.
He started on his way home however, with
the unpleasant conviction that he had forgotten
something, but what it was he could not recall.
As he neared home the conviction strengthened,
and three times he stopped his horse and went
carefully through his pocketbook in a vain en-
deavor to discover what he had forgotten.
In due course he reached home and was met
by his daughter who looked at him in surprise
and then exclaimed: "Why, father where have
you left mother?
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
CORRECTING AN ERROR.

In discussing The matter of humor among
courts and lawyers few days ago. legal
member Of the company related the following
as having come under his observation and
vouched for the truth of it,
A lady who had testified in a lawsuit in
Pennsylvania created something of a sensation
by subsequently rising and asking the Judge
if she might correct an error in her testimony.
Being granted permission she stated:
AT the time | was asked my age l was so
frustrated that gave my bust measure by mis-
take"
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
UP.TO.DATE YOUNGSTER.

Leroy had spent all of his allowance for fire
works. His little brother Earl, being more con-
servative, still had some money left. From this
amount Leroy was attempting to borrow 10
cents
why, Leroy" said, ARE you going to take
some of your little brothers money!"
Sure" he replied, isn't it all right? He's
going to let me have 10 cents and I'm going
to pay him back II cents
Wondering where he had acquired his idea
of interest, | asked:
why the extra cent?"
That one cent is for war tax"
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
VA Little Fun
Jokes to Make
You Laugh
SEEMED REASONABLE PROOF.

The scene was a magistrates court in Phila-
delphia before wartime prohibition. A young
fellow who had been looking upon the wine
when it had lent its color to the cup was be-
fore the court and policeman seemed to be
the chief witness against him. Said the judge
to the officer:
when you arrested this man, what was he
doing"
He was havin a heated argument with a
taxi driver, your Honor"
But that doesn't prove he was intoxicated"
argued the Judge.
But there wasn't any taxi driver, your
Honor"
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
4 BIT SLANGY.

Western squires sometimes do not adhere to
the usual forms in performing marriage cere-
monies. Here is a sample: Said the squire:
do you take this woman whose hand you re
squeezin' to be your lawful wife, in flush times
an skimp?"
81 reckon that's about the size of it, squire"
do you take this man you're fined fists
with to he your pard through thick and thin ?"
We'll, you're about right for once old scout"
"All right then. Kiss in court an | reckon
you're married about as tight as the law can
jine you. guess four bits II do, Bill, if don't
have to kiss the bride. If | do it's six bits
extra"
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
WISE KID.

In an infant school the teacher chose the
miracle Of the water being turned into wine
as the subject of the usual Bible lesson.
In telling the story she occasionally asked a
few questions. One of them was
when the new wine was brought to the gov
ernor of the feast what did he say?"
little girl, remembering what she had
heard probably on some festive occasion, called
out:
Here's luck"
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
WRONG DIAGNOSIS.

A man lay grooming and writing by The
waysde, when up dashed a constable and pro-
ceeded to investigate; but all he could get out
of the sufferer was:
81 ate one, tod ate one, too"
The constable was puzzled but not for long
Poison was his diagnosis, and. mindful of
his training, he at once procured an emetic
and gave the sufferer a large dose.
Between spells of vomiting he managed to
ask the reason for such treatment and on his
being told, and asked what it was he had eaten
he became more abusive.
What did | eat ?' yelled he. "Why you idiot
1872 is the number of the car that Knocked me
down.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
MAS IDEA.

Phyllis was sweet young thing just home
from college.
"Wel, mother" quoth she, even now that
i have graduated my work isn't finished.
must study psychology, philology, bibli-"
Just wait minute" said her mother kindly
but firmly. ! have arranged for you to take
a thorough course in roastology, boiloogy
sttchoogy, darnology and general homestead
ogy. Just put on that apron and begin peeling
those potatoes"
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
MODERN HOMES

roof is covered with composition
material. From the entrance
porch you go directly into the
living room, which is separated
from the dining room by French
doors. These two rooms are
finished alike, both have coved
ceilings, hardwood floors, panel
ed wainscoting and the living
room has tile Fireplace. To the
left of the living room is the
living porch, or sun room. I'M
mediately back of the dining
room is pass pantry and kitchen,
both of thasa roona ara most
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
A WRITTEN EXCUSE

dear teacher" wrote little Edith's mother.
please excuse Edith for not coming to school
this morning. She fell in the mud. By doing
the same you will greatly oblige, Her Mother"
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
TOO SLOW.

please, mother says these matches won't
strike"
From the behind his counter the grocer look
ed down on the child with the air of an in
suited saint
won't striker he said "Why, look here"
And he struck one on his leg
The child departed home to tell his mother
of the mistake she had made. But in very
short time he was back at the shop with the
matches which he laid on the counter with an
air of finaty.
Mother says she hasn't time to come and
strike matches on your trousers"
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14

The mule population of the
United States at the last count
was 4,S24,0OO, valued at S621,-
Mississippi are the mule States.
$4,000. Missouri, Georgia and
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
TIME TO RETTRN IL

1t says that Missouri man boasts that he
has an umbrella that has been in his possession
for 20 years, said Smith We'll" replied
Jones, that's long enough. He ought to return
it."
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
THE LESSER EVIL.

why didn't you stop when signaled you? ?"
inquired the officer.
Because replied Mr.. Chuggins at had
taken me two hours to get this old flivver
started, and l wasn't going to stop her merely
to avoid a little thing like a fine.-Washingto
Star.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
SMART KID.

Tommy--Isn't "wholesOme' a funny word,
father?
Father-WhatS funny about it?
Tommy-Why take away the whole of it and
you have some left.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14

has been followed by a complete
operating room equipment car
ried by aeroplane.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14

The servant of the Lord must
not strive, but be gentle unto all
men, apt to teach, patient.-2
Tim. 2.24.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
MORE MUDDY
ROADS

this year than ever before, and
they have been the terror of
the auto driver. Mud holes,
chug holes, ruts, etc. not only
vex the auto driver, but the
constant lurch of his car wears
out its finest parts-especially
does this wearing out process
go on the more intensely when
the autoist has failed to lubri-
cate his car with the right kind
of lubricant. Don't play or
take chances with a good piece
of machinery. Simply tell your
dealer that you prefer to oil
your car with ORIENTAL SPE-
CIAL AUTO OIL, the ideal,
safety first oil.
If your dealer does not ham
die it write our general office
at Dallas, Texas.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14

The successful utilization of
the aeroplane as an ambulance
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
Stephens County
Royalty Syndicate

How would you like to make
an investment that would
pay 100 per cent per year
with probabilities of paying
100 per cent per month and
possibilities of paying 100
per cent per week?
We have ROYALTY inter-
ests in two tracts in Stephens
county, Texas, which we be-
lieve will make the above
named dividends when de-
veloped. We are near the
biggest producers in the
county and our holdings are
looking better every day.
The Texas company has the
lease on our largest tract and
are reported to be preparing
to drill at once. Stephens
county, you know, has near
ly 200 producing wells and
scarcely any dry holes.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14

thoroughly equipped with all
modern built-in features and
conveniences for proper storing
of all cooking utensils, dishes,
silver, etc. To the left and lust
back of the kitchen is the break
fast room and opposite is the
screened back porch. On the sec
.ond floor are located four large
bed rooms and screened sleeping
porch, also the bath. A large
closet connects with each bed
room and in the hall is linen
cabinet for linen, storing quilts,
shoes, hats, etc. The house is
lathed and plastered throughout
and where walls and ceiling are
not papered they are given a
variety of colorS in tints. This
home is built in Highland Park,
Dallas, and is a show place in
that beautiful domestic.
The Modern Homes" depart
ment of our Magazine Section
is conducted mainly to encourage
the building of homes and to
furnish any information to pros
pective home builders free of
cost. All subscribers to this
paper who want this informa-
ton will please write Modern
Homes Editor" 211 Dan Waggo-
no,. Rldn Enrt XLTn,.th Touna
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14

Lem Frisby says you can't always tell how
much religion a man has from the length of
his face
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
NINETY-FOUR ACRES IN
ALL.

If you want to buy at par
vail check at once and inves-
tigate afterward; we give
30 days time and if not salts
fled then your money will be
returned.
...'.....,'........'.'.. '''''''''''''''''''''
stephens County Royalty syndicate,
Room 3i3 Dan Waggoncr Bldg,
fort Worth, Texas.
Gentlemen: Enclosed herewith please
lluu Nssssss. zee s.ss f.ss % f.
shares of the capital
stock Of stephens County Royalty
Syndicate now selling at par. $40 per
share.
Name ,''.''.'....''..
We Reserve the Right to Return
ONrrsubScriptiOns.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14
Plan No. 2004.

A practical, modern, preten-
tious home of a design that will
surely please the most particular
home builder. The construction
is stucco over metal lath and
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1919-11-14

Slim Slokum says a little widow now an
then plays havoc with the single men.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1919-01-28
WearWell Sheets
Pillow Cases

Made from same grade of cotton as above,
size 36x42, regular Acc value, o.
White Sale price. 00S