The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-08-11
OBSERVATIONS
Wise and Oth@rwiaa

We observe that a domesic re-
lationship board would teach some
wives how to shift the home culinary
gears to better advantage.
The chief power of allowing won-
en- q homestead right in the state is,
that it will give them eventually
courage to stop measuring themselves
by mans thumbs. Simon says,
thumbs down"
An observer doesn't always see new
things, but the other day we saw q
person go into q certain store and
banter the clark for half a lemon.
A bachelor who says he has never
married because he could get no one
to have him, is spending some time
in the city, and because Of being "a
new fellow In town" remarks that his
matrimonial prospects are getting
brighter.
We never venture TO give advice to
women-that Is, often. But when we
do it is that q man doesn't amount to
much at best. In getting one, get the
best possible
Compliments are often insincers
but, bless your heart. fault-fnding Is
the one genuine article.
The woman who makes the best
- h-e
them. She says she just mixes them.
We hate the person who is always
saying things that are so much better
| wher they live or where they had
visited, but we have considered late
ly very much the subject of high cost
CT living, and if that is why so many
have quit buying fish.
| The Washington Evening Star says
Friendship doesn't mean no mo to
money" And he hit it about right.
49,
A philosopher, says the Baltimore
| American, is one who can look an
empty glass in the face and smile.
The world is getting so peaceful
even the coca-cola you get now hasn't
much of kick.
When eating corn on the cob, are
you eating it off or on the ear?
L
A certain Ocala man sleeps in his
garage. Some say it is because he is
mercenary, others that he has had 9
row with is wife, but his neighbors
say it is to get away from the baby
that sometimes cries.
|
We never did like card playing
maybe because we could never play
very well, and somehow we can't help
but be suspicious Of any person who
can.
When we hear woman ramble or
for hours, and say nothing. we resolve
to be quieter in the future. 1t occurs
to US that maybe people think that
about as, too. However, tiresome, un.
interesting talks have their uses
they cause others to resolve to be
quieter.
When you go to the barber shop fol
shave, do you care to have the bar.
Der tell you that your head in dirty
and you need a shampoo? Of course
: you don't. IF the BARRIERS fingers
smell Of cigarettes, you don't tell hin
about it, you merely, resolve to 60 tc
another shop in future. Why isn't il
possible for a barber to shave a man
; or cut his hair, or perform whatever
} service he says he needs without pest
ering him about a shampoo, q mas
! sage or relating all the town gossip
What do you know about barber
shop ?-Ed.)
, A woman who is divorced tells u:
that she married to please her par
ents. Maybe so, but we don't believe
there ever was an American girl whG
married just to please her parents
We didn't say anything to her, but
We say it to you. Yessum; them's oul
sentiments, too.
We know two sisters who keeI
house together. One likes to cook anc
the other likes to eat. The one whC
likes to eat is always extravagantly
praising the one who likes to cook
and as a result does very little of thu
housekeeping herself.
People are gradually becoming
more freespoken. Every day we hear
criticisms that would have resulted in
yellow paint and few feathers &
few short years ago.
When the neighbors talk about each
other, do you suppose they believ,
they are telling the truth. Certain
I ly not. They know they are unfail
and vicious, also.