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The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-23
"FIDDLE-FIT" Keep Liver and Bowels Clean and Active
 with "Cascarets"

Sick headache, biliousness, coated tongue. sour, gassy stomach-always trace this to torpid liver; delayed. fermenting food in the bowels.
 Poisonous matter clogged in the intes- tines, instead of being cast out of the sys- tenn is e-absorbed into the blood. When this poison reaches the delicate brain tissue it causes congestion and that dull throb- bing, sickening headache.
 Cascarets immediately cleanse the stom- ach, remove the sour, undigested food and foul gases. take the excess bile from the liver and carry out all the constipated waste matter and poisons in the bowels.
 A Cascaret tonight will have you feeling clear, rosy and as fit as fiddle by morn- ing. They work while you sleep.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-23

Bailey; intermediate graded, Miss Bose; senior graded, Dr. Simpson; uniform, Dr, J. D. billiard.
 6:55-Supper.
 7:30--Worship.
 7:45 to S:25-Beginner, Miss Colson primary, Miss Kennedy; junior. Miss Bailey; girls work, Miss Binford; boys work, w. R. Bourne; young people s work, Dr. c. B. Williams; adult work, Howard Colwell executive work, A. l. Anderson.
 S:30-Recognition.
 $40 to 9:25--Dr. John A. Rice.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-23

avenue between Eighteenth and Nine- teeenth streets and on Clarendon ave- nue between Fifteenth and Sixteenth streets was passed.
 The judiciary committee reported fla vorably on an ordinance forbidding the garages of the city making repairs on automo obiles on the streets or outside of the places of business. Many complaints have arisen from the practice In the city.
 A committee from the Bessemer Auto mobile club, headed by pr. R. V. Hazle- wood chairman, and requested slmi- lar committee be appointed from the council to cooperate with them in get ting the board of revenue to build two highways through the city one from east to west and another from north tn SOuth
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-23
FOUNDRY BOUGHT

The Knight Iron company has bought the old Baggs foundry at Fourth ave- nue and Twentyfirst street. and will remodel the building. sThe foundry will be ussd by the Knight Iron company as an annex to their casting plant.
 The revival in progress at the Jones' boro Baptist church is attracting a good attendance at each service. Rev. Hem don of East Lake is conducting the re- vival an dis being assisted by Rev. l.. A. Hurst, pastor of the church. Serv- ices are being held at II o'clock in the morning and at ' o'clock in the evening. W. R. Parker has charge o1 the music which is a distinct feature of the service
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-23
PERSONALS

Mrs. c. E. Kutchins will entertain the Junior Matrons' club Friday after noon at 3:3O o'clock
 Miss Berney Gillen will be hostess to the Tuesday Bridge club next Tues day at her home on Nineteenth street
 Mrs. J. A. Little will leave Friday for visit to friends in Nashville.
 Mrs. Robert A. Hingson of Anniston was the recent guest of Mrs. T. D. Ray al her home on Dartmouth avenue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-23
Revitalize Your Blood and Put your system in condition to resist the hardships
 of winter.

It is the strong-bodied men and women who are vigorous and healthy in winter, and who are not inconvenienced by the cold, wet days. Wet feet don't bother them, sudden changes cause no inconvenience, and even when a cold is caught" because of contact, in a close, stuffy room, with some one al- ready infected, the trouble sell dom lasts over a day or two. This highly desired state of health is brought about by having rich, pure blood, un- contaminated by impurities of any kind.
 You may possibly think your blood is all right-you are not troubled by outward signs. Yet you have felt tired and languid, you have lost some sleep or had some minor ailments at times, but you regard yourself as in ~fairly good condition physically" This may be true, but you should take nothing for granted, you should not Aguess" that you are right. The thing ts do is to make yourself right by
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-23
Boston Gets Next Dentists Meet
By BRIGGS
By Associated Press

New Orleans, La, October 22.-Bos- ton was chosen as the next convention place for the National Dental associa- tion at a meeting held here late today by the house of delegates of the twenty-third annual convention. The dates are yet to be selected.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-23

The cost of living committee of the Canadian Parliament is discovering some facts in connection with manufacturing cost prices and profits during the war that are the source of considerable irri- tation to producers and consumers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-23
MISCELLANEOUS SHOWER

miscellaneous shower was given Miss zelpha Guy White by group of her friends at the residence of Mir. and Mrs. J. B. Morton Wednesday afternoon at o'clock. The occasion was informal,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-23
AIyTOMOBILEC CLUB

The standing street and light com. mittee was appointed by President Ross to act with the committee from the automobile club in obtaining the paving. The committee from the cou- neil is as follows: Mayor B. c. Jones, E. D. Thomas and Jesse Edwards.
 Complaint was made by Alderman Smith of the condition of Twelfth ave nue from Twenty fourth to Twenty eighth streets, and Mayor Jones stated that the section was outside of the city limits and an effort would be made to have the county repair the streets.
 Permission was requested by the Gen. tral Foundry company for the building of a tramway from their plant on Twenty-third street to Eighth avenue, which was referred to the street com : mittee.
 Mayor B. c. Jones left early Wednes- day morning for Montgomery, where he went in interest of the telephone rates of the city. A hearing of the rate case of the Southern Bell Telephone com pany was scheduled to take place Wednesday before the public utilities commission and Mayor Jones represent ed the city of Bessemer in an effort tc have the 10-cent toll between Bessemer and Birmingham discontinued.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
DADDY.)EvEN|NQH
i FAIRY TALL: fl
6y Nary Graham Bonner AA
MISS MUSk-Ox
Nary Graham Bonner

'They tried 1t again." said Miss
Musk-Ox. "yes. they did try it again.
But it did no good. not the least scrap
of good.
ut seems foolish to me that they
should try to do such things when they
know they won't be of any USE"
"Of what are you talking?" asked
Mr.. Musk-Ox.
"Of the keepers, of the keepers"
said Miss Musk-Ox.
Il am sure l dent know what you
mean." said Mr.. Musk-Ox.
''They did 1t again-or rather, they
tried to do 1t again." said Miss Musk
OK.
"Just as ignorant as ever" said Mr..
Mukk-Ox, Tor, in other words haven't
the most remote idea of what you are
talking. don't know what the keepers
did or what they tried to do or any
thing you are speaking Of"
"Then you should know" said Miss
Musk-Ox, "for told you all this some
time ago."
pray forgive me II have forgotten,
and tell ME again." said Mr.. Musk-Ox.
II fear have no memory"
II don't fear It." said Miss MuskOx.
mo, 1t is not your memory you are
losing" said Mr.. Musk-Ox.
I'm not even losing yours" said
Miss MuSk-Ox
whatever do you mean?" asked
Mr.. Musk-Ox.
~ nean," said Miss Musk-Ox, "that
I remember what you should r>mem-
Der, l remember things for you
"Why that is good of you, very good
Of you, l am very grateful" said Mr..
Musk-Ox. And what is more than that
/ thank you very kindly"
"Ah," said Miss Musk-Ox, you
needn't thank me for remembering
something for you. 1t is mostly for
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15

Oh, girls, such an abundance Of
thick, heavy, invigorated hair; per-
feet mass of wavy, silky hair, glorious
y fluffy, bright and so easy to manage.
Just moisten cloth with a little
"Danderine" and carefully draw 1t
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time; this magically re-
moves all dirt, excess oil and grease.
but your hair is not left brittle, dry.
stringy or faded, but charmingly soft.
with glossy, golden CLEANS and tender
lights. The youthful glints, tints and
color are again in your hair.
"Danderine" Is a tonic-beautif1er.
Besides doubling the beauty Of the
hair at once, it checks dandruff and
stops falling hair. Get delightful Dan
derine for a few cents at any drug
or toilet counter and use it as q
dressing and invigorator as told on
bottle.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
PLACE NAMES THAT PUZZLE
Europeans Said to Find 1t Hard to
Master the Designations of
the Various States.

Down on the wharves they tell
tory of how two British sailors were
lowing skiff under the stern of the
sattleship Ohio as she lay in an Eng
fish port.
"a no, hatch, and TO-" said one
Df the limies; "wot ell of name for
4 ship!"
We made very merry over Russian
and Polish names. When it came to
the Balkans we were free to confess
that we didn't know whether the Do
brudja was a river or breakfast food.
But it is now borne in upon us that
pur own place names may not mean
nuch more to Europeans than some
bf theirs mean to us.
Half the names of our states are
pure Choctaw to all but educated u
ropeans, and not much more to many
of those. A celebrated violinist said
he had long ago given up trying to
comprehend American geography or
indian names, and simply bought his
railroad ticket to any place his man.
ager designated.
"You ought to translate them" he
added plaintive'y.
His host confessed:
1--WE 't."-Boston Globe.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
Why.

The new high-school teacher thought
that she was making a decided hit
with the older boys because they gath
cred around her to talk at many of
the intermissions. The principal, who
had noticed this, commended her on
her interest In the boys and then told
the boys how they should appreciate
her for this same interest.
81 guess you like to have her talk
football with you" he smiled.
"Oh, no." hastily corrected one of
them. "She doesn't know any football.
We talk it before her and then we like
to stand near so we can hear all the
foolish questions she asks the fellows
about It,"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
"See Other Side.n

Vic works in downtown drug store.
The other day an elderly woman per-
picked him when she gave him news
paper clipping and asked him # he had
any of that. He read:
"Eight-button length chamoisette
gloves, $1.49."
"You must be in the wrong shop,
madame" suggested Vic.
"rhis is drug store, isn't itf" asked
the woman.
Eyes" said Vic, "but we don't sell
eight-button gloves
Then the woman reached for the
clipping, turned it over and on the
other side was an advertisement for
snake oil.-Detroit News.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
His Fear.

A gentleman of hitherto seemingly
substantial intellect attended a bur-
lesque show, and in the midst of the
performance began first to mutter,
then chatter, and presently to scream
aloud in agonized tones. After he had
been removed and a physician had min
istered to him the sufferer explained {:
81 feared was losing my mind or
my eyesight, or both. l sat through
fully half Of the show, and did not
see a trio composed of an impossible
Jew adorned with NANCY beard and
a spoon-shaped derby, an ostensible
Irishman clad in pink neck whiskers
and a young gent arrayed in the uni
form of a naval officer. City
Star.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
He KNEW ONLY ONE METHOD
Italian Wanted to Be Incorporated
and Went About Scheme in
Practical Way.

Mister" an Italian Of middle age
addressed Lou Guernsey, 1T want to be
Incorporated"
BY questioning the Italian, Lou
gained the information that his client
was man of odd jobs, moving lawns,
carrying coal, washing windows, etc.
"You see," explained the client, 81
am going to have some advertising
cards printed and I think it would
give an influence if 1 say on them
am Incorporated"
But how" asked Guernsey, "do you
expect to have yourself Incorporated"
81 have no knowledge" was the re-
ply, "but If it costs, will pay l"-Los
Angeles Times
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15

pound my husband wanted me to try it
1 took it for week and felt little bet
ter. kept it up for three months, and
I feel fine and can eat anything now
without distress or nervousness. Mrs.
]. WoRTHLINE, 2842 North Taylor St.,
Philadelphia Pa.
The majority Of mothers nowadays
overdo, there are so many demands
upon their time and strength; the result
is invariably a weakened, rundown,
nervous condition with headaches, back.
ache, irritability and depression - and
soon more serious ailments develop.
1t is at such periods in life that Lydia p:
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will
restore normal healthy condition, a.
it did to Mrs. Worthline.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
KIDNEYS WEAKENING?
BETTER LOOK OUT!

Kidney and bladder troubles don't
disappear of themselves. They grow
upon you, slowly but steadily, under
mining your health with deadly GER
tainty, until you fall victim to in
durable disease. D
Stop your troubles while there is
time. Don't wait until little pains be-
come big aches. Don't trife with dis
ease. To avoid future suffering begin
treatment with GOLD MEDAL! Haar-
lem Oil Capsules now. Take three or
four every day until you feel that you
are entirely free from pain.
,JThis well-known preparation has been
one of the national remedies of Hol-
land for centuries. In 1896 the govern
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
at Sheds the RAIN"

myself that I remember and when
can do a little remembering for some
one else and 1t doesn't upset me l do
So"
ut had nothing to do with my UNI
brella, had it?" asked Mr.. Musk-Ox
II never forget that, Miss Musk-Ox."
"Of course you DON'T" said Miss
Musk-Ox. "None of us do. We all have
hair like thatch over our beautiful
brown hair which is so perfect and
so woolly. Our matched hair is straight
and it sheds the rain so that our real
coats can't be spoilt."
SERVES the purpose of both UNI
brella and raincoats," said Mr.. Musk
Ok.
you're right, quite right" said Miss
Musk-OX. "And none of US ever for
get this part of ourselves for it's a
part Of ourselves. Quite sensible, but
still 1t would be hard to leave part
of us behind-and such an important
part, too"
ave really couldn't do it," said Mr..
Musk-Ox. sit isn't because we have
Such good memories that we never
forget our raincosts or umbrellas but
because they're attached to u.s."
"That is true" said Miss Musk-Ox,
''still we might as well be praised for
being so sensible as to always attach
such things to our persons
Eyes, we might be praised for that"
said Mr.. Musk-Ox. II WISH" he added,
folks wouldn't call us sheep. We're
partly sheep and partly cattle and 1t
makes a great difference that we're
not entirely sheep. We don't want to
be called by wrong names.
'But by the way, did you know that
the South American Saki wears his
raincoat all the time, too?"
81 did" said Miss Musk-Ox 81 heard
that from a zoo keeper. But while I
think he is a sensible animal, l think
am wonderful one. am so digni-
fed"
"Oh, yes" said Mr. Musk-Ox. "You
were going to tell me something I had
forgotten and the keepers had forgot
ten."
81 was going to tell you that 1 will
never allow them to put any younger
animals In with me, don't care to
talk to any musk-ox WHO Is a year
younger than myself. That is beneath
me.
"Well, they tried 1t again. but
showed them I wouldn't stand for it.
and so they said,
ats useless to try to put In any
younger members OF the family with
Miss MuskOx. She is a cross creature
"And they're right. I'm going to be
cross and have things my own way
whenever want to. That's the sort
Of nature I have-different from
yours, and some Of the rest Of m,
family. Mr.. Musk-Ox."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15

ment of the Netherlands granted a spe.
cial charter authorizing its sale.
The good housewife of Holland would
almost as soon be without food as with.
out her real Dutch Drops" as she
quantity calls GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
Oil Capsules. Their use restores
strength and is responsible in a great
measure for the sturdy, robust health
of the Hollanders.
Do not delay. Go to your druggist
box of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules. Take them as directed, and
if you are not satisfied with results your
druggist will gladly refund your money.
Look for the name GOLD MEDAL ON
the box and accept no other. In sealed
boxes, three sizes.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
For His Own Good.

"What became of Niblick who used
to be in the ribbons and lacesp
"We've transferred him to the hard
ware department" answered the man.
ager. ''He was getting too sentimental
with some OF our feminine patrons. If
he's called to wait on a woman in the
hardware department she'll probably
be the kind who won't stand any fool
ishness. "-Birmingham Age-Herald.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas

State Of Ohio, City of Toledo. Lucas
County-ss.
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney
& Co., doing business in the City of To-
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and that
said firm will pay the sum Of ONE HUN
DRIED DOLLARS for any case of Catarrh
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9Th day of December,
A. D. 1886.
(SeaD A. w. Gleason, Notary Public.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX
en- internally and acts through the Blood
+: ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio
y. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio,
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
ASPIRIN FOR COLDS

Insist on "Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin"
in "Bayer package" containing prop
er directions for Colds, Pain, Head
ache, Neuralgia, Lumbago, and Rheu-
matism. Name "Bayer" means genuine
Aspirin prescribed by physicians for
nineteen years. Handy tin boxes Of II
tablets cost few cents. Aspirin is trade
mark of Bayer Manufacture Of Mono
aceticacidester of Salicylicacid.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15

SlCkly uOSI VI liz
time. ] went to o
doctor and he said
/ bad nervous indi-
gestion, which I'D.
ded to my weak
condition kept me
worrying most OF
the time - and he
said if I could not
stop that, I could
not get we'll. I
heard so muchabout
Lydia E. Pinkham's
UaOotah1a Com.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15

II engaged the rooms for my holi-
day." he said, because the landlady
wrote me that they overlooked SUI
perb garden Of 200 acres richly adorned
with statuary, where I was at liberty
to promenade"
"Well?" his friend inquired.
"It was a cemetery" he said Bit
terly.-London Tit-Bits.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
Applied KNOWLEDGE,

Our little boy asks so many ques-
lions and so many of them we are I'M
able to answer, SO we give him this
answer: That's just nature, son"
One day I asked him how he got his
face so dirty, and he said: "That's
just nature, mother."-Chicago Trib-
une.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15

And sometimes when a mans faults
are buried with his bones, the latter
have too much company.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15

A fool is one who thinks that a
gambling device was built to be
beaten.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
Small Consolation.

Hubby-Look at Blinks retired from
business, and I am still in harness.
Wife-Yes, but Blinks isn't mule.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
Its Nature.

Its Nature.
''How did you find the naturalist's
lecture on sponges?"
"Of absorbing interest"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
How Tom stood In School.

'Tom," queried the visitor, ''how
DO you stand in school these days?"
"In the corner most Of the tins"
replied truthful Tom.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15
this WEAK,
NERVOUS MOTHER
Tells Howl Lydia E. Pinkham'e
Vegetable Compound
Restored Her Health.

Philadelphia, Pal was very weak.
always tired, my back ached, and felt
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15

It's easy to be thankful when we
are prosperous.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15

A good man never dies.-Calli-
nachus.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15

myself that remember and when
can do little remembering for some
one else and 1t doesn't upset me I do
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-11-15

w. N. u, NEW YORK, NO. 46-1s19.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1919-07-18
CIRCUS COMING
FRIDAY, AUGUST |
w. l.. Main Three-Ring Show
Will Give Two Perform
ances in Ladysmith

One of the pleasantest things for
newspaper is the announcement of
first-class circus coming and this we
have the pleasure of doing for the adj
vertising car of the Walter l.. Main
show was in Ladysmith today and the
small army of men in white overalls
and jumpers pasted every dead wall
and billboard and available barn in and
about the city announcing that August
1st will be the day that the wild ami
mails, petite ladies, high spirited horses,
wonderful trained elephants, athletic
men and goodness knows what will ar
rive in Ladysmith The kiddies are
thrilled with joy.
We will publish further details Ia
ter. Be child again and enjoy the day
from the arrival of the first train to the
loading of the last horse at night for
circuses do not come every day and a
good one is not to be missed.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1919-07-18
ACCIDENTS IN THE
STATE ARE FEWER
Superintendent

Madison, Wis, July 15.-During the
first six months of 1919 there was a re-
duction OF Is per cent in the number
Of industrial accidents in Wisconsin,
as compared with the first six months
Of 1918 Statistics today published by
the Industrial commission show that
during the first six months in 1919
there were S,514 industrial accidents in
Wisconsin which caused disability of
more than seven days. In the first six
months of 1918 there were 10,40S acci-
dents. In the month of June only 11SO
Compensatable accidents were reported
to the industrial commission. In June,
1918, 1888 accidents were reported. The
figure for June, 1919, is the smallest
number of accidents reported to the ln-
dustrial commission in any month sixce
September 1915.
If the record of the first six months
of 1919 is maintained throughout the
year there will be four to five thousand
accidents less in Wisconsin during this
year than last year. The total number
of industrial accidents in 1918, which
caused disability of more than seven
DAYS duration, was 20,342. The indus
trial commission expects that this
number will be reduced for 1919 to six
teen thousand perhaps to fifteen thou
sand