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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
NOT DONE BY AMERICANS.
This Automobile Stealing in Paris Was
Done By Frenchmen.

Paris, Tuesday, Jan, 2S.--At least one
Of the crimes attributed by Paris news.
papers to renegade Americans in the city
has turned out not to be either of Amer
lean planning or execution. The case was
that Of the theft of an automobile at
tributed by the lntransigean of two
Americans who were said to be making
speciality of this kind of crime. The
men who stole the automobile have been
arrested. There were three of them, and
one proved to be a deserter from the
French army and the other French civil.
ian accomplices.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
VETERAN EMPLOYEES
COT S7O9,O59.82 PENSIONS
In Steel Business of Pittsburg During
the Past Year, There Were 1851
Benefciaries of the Fund.

Pittsburg, Jan. 30-The United States
Steel and Carnegie pension fund provided
by Andrew Carnegie and the United
States Steel corporation eight years ago
for veteran employees, disbursed S7O9,-
059,S2 among retired workers during the
year 1918, according to the annual report,
made public here to-day. Total disburse.
ments for the eight years are S4,367,
l07 SIS, according to the report. which
shows that in 1918 there were 1851 bene-
ficiaries.
The report states that to retired EN-
ployes in the Pittsburg district $751;
1880 was paid and TO those in the New
England and Atlantic seaboard district
Sg3 .Og5ll.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
4 BASEBALL INVASION
or SOUTH AMERICA
Two Teams of Major League Players
May Sent Immediately After the
Worlds Series in October.

Chicago, Jan 3O.--Plans for an inva-
sion of South America next fall by two
teams of major league ball players were
revived to-day by Charles A. Comiskey,
owner of the White sox, who has just
returned from several weeks visit in
Florida.
Mr.. Comiskey SAID he intended to take
up the matter at once with John J. Ne
Graw, manager of the Giants. and
thought the trip could be started soon
after the close of the worlds series next
October.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
HAL EXCELL KILLED.
Well Known Race Horse of Former Days
Had "Gone By"

Chicago, Jan. 3O-Hal Excel, Is year.oI
old trotter which wSh purses and fame
in his racing days, was killed by the po-
lice to-day at the request of his owner
"Old Black joe" himself widely known
in racing circles years ago, The horse
was the offspring Of Prince Hal and Eva
N, and had been raised by Murphy, who
said the horse was 80 weak that he con.
sidered destruction merciful.
Murphy, negro, started as jockey
more than As years ago.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
DANES GOING no MExTcO.
To Make Combined Commercial and Sci.
entific Expedition.

Mexico City, Jan. 3O.-A combined
commercial and scientific expedition is
en- route to Mexico from Denmark, ac-
cording to advices received by the de-
partment of foreign relations. It is head.
ed by Carlos Watt, Copenhagen million
aire. Extensive studies will be made into
Mexico's relics of the stone age. What
the expeditions commercial plans are
has not been made public.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
BRAND wHITLocK GRATEFUL
That He Was Permitted to Share in Bel
gums SufferinRa.

Brussels, Jan. 30.-The municipal
council formally conferred the freedom
of the city on the American, Spanish and
Dutch ministers to Belgium yesterday in
recognition Of their services to the city
and country during German occupation.
The address was made by BurPomaster
Max. Brand Whitlock, the American
minister, replied, saying:
II am grateful that fate called me to
share in the city's sufrerings and insults
throughout the long nightmare of occu.
patton by an aggressor who vainly de-
sired to assassinate the nations soul"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
TO USE Y. M. c. A. HUTs.
The Buildings Win Be Moved Into Eng
glish Villages.

London, Jan 3o.---The Young Mems
Christian association huts, to the mum.
Der of about one thousand, dotted all
over the country, which have been erect
ed for the soldiers, are to continue their
usefulness in another sphere. Plans are
being made for the huts to be moved into
villages and turned into social clubs for
the Improvement of social life in indus
trial and rural communities.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30

Ethan Allen, but did not 60 to Texas
He formerly was employed in the 0, j.
Pratt dry goods store now the Huntress-
Adams store, but was with Meekins,
Packard & Ward in Springfield, Mass
when called into service in 1917, coming
here and going with the regiment to Fort
Ethan Allen and then to Westfeld
Mass, where he was transferred to the
l05d regiment, going overseas in Septem-
Der, 1917.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
BUTTER DROPPED THREE CENTS.
Further Decline in Prices--Potatoes OFF
5C110c a Bushel.

Chicago, Jan. 29.-Victims of the high
cost of living found further satisfaction
yesterday in the trend of produce prices
Butter at wholesale dropped three to
four cents since Tuesday and potatoes
declined five to ten cents bushel Cheese
and eggs showed no material change.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30

General Won Einem was formerly min
lister of war of Prussia and at the open
ing of the war was given command of
the second German army, made up of
troops from Saxony Last September it
was announced that he was commander
of one of the six German armies shat.
tered by the great allied offensive.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
NO SOCIALIST MAJORITY
IN PRUSSIAN PARLIAMENT
Early Returns Indicate That the Seats
Are Divided Among Large Num-
Der of Parties.

Berne, Wednesday, Jan. 29.--Partial
results from the Prussian elections show
that the majority Socialists have won rs
seats in the new Parliament; independ
ent Socialists, 81; democrats, "A; Chris
tian peoples party, formerly the cen
trists, 40; national liberal, IL, and con
servatives, 81. These results seem to in
dictate that there will not be a Socialist
majority in the Parliament
There are still $50 districts to be heard
from,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
SCIENCE MAKES
THEM DURABLE
So-These Soles Save
You Shoe Money

Il have been wearing my shoes with
Neolin Soles nearly year, and they
are apparently in as good condition as
whenIbought them. "--written August,
1918, by w. H. Cooke, Officer, A.E,F.,
France.
Only Ne6Iin Soles could endure a test
like this. That they do so is because
of the tough durability built into them
by a scientific process. To cut your
shoe bills down, buy shoes with these
long-wearing soles. They come in
many styles for men, women, and
children.
Remember-Neolin Soles are flexible
and waterproof, too, and are available
everywhere for RESIDING. They are
made by The Goodyear Tire & Rub
Der Co, Akron, Ohio, who also make
Wingfoot Heels--guaranteed to out
wear all other heels.
nn1fsra Go1oe
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
GENERAL Won EINEM RETIREs.
He Was Formerly in Command of Ger
man Army.

Paris, Wednesday, Jan. 20 (HavasJ 49,
General Won Eiuem has been retired from
active service in the German army, ac.
cording to advices received here from
Berlin.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
Insufficient Data.

Exchange-"Aaron sweeter of Saco
had his calf bitten yesterday by dog"
You have our sympathy, sir--or the ami
whichever was bitten. - Boston
Transcript.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
WHEN A FAMILY
NEEDS A FRIEND
In the Absence of Doctors Nobly Gone to
War, After influenza, the Grip

- - VI NII1H 01N1'0'1l t7EN ~
those wonderfully useful medicines,
Hoods Sarssparilla, Peptir6n and Hoods
Pills-comprising the new combination
family treatment--are warmly recon-
mended.
II taken regularly, Hoods Sarsaparilla
before meals, Peptiron after meals, and
Hoods Pills at night as needed, they are
reasonably sure to keep family in
health and prove to be reliable and al
ways ready friends. They purify the
blood, build up strength and regulate the
system.
Get all, or any one, as you think you
need, from your druggist to -day.-Adv
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-01-30
Colds Cause Grip and Influenza

LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE Tablets
remove the cause. There is only one
"Bromo Quinine." f. w. GROVES sig
nature on the box. 30c.--AdY.
The state herald., 1919-03-21
UNITED STATES WILL INvEsTI.
GATE SHIPMENT OF ARMS
AND AMMUNITION.
REVOLT IS F0RCASTED
AMERICAN CITIZENS WILL HAVE
PROTECTION FOR THEIR
PROPERTY.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
New iork.-rhe truth about Mex.
leo. In order thut the United States
nlny adopt some definite policy In re-
gard to the future relations with the
&'n'lern republic, is the object Of
Hearings before the Mexican commit
ite of the council on foreign relations
which nre To he held Immediately.
I'VE are going To tear the lid off,"
Mark osmsnd Preniiss announced.
We want TO learn the truth about
Mexico and our citizens there. Our
Intention Is to rip things open, let the
sunlight In. And indications are that
some very unpleasant things are going
10 he disclosed, both for the Mexican
government and for private Interests
operating there. III II IL true that
American citizens are being deprived
NJ their rights. their property confia-
Gated and their persons outraged by
responsible or irresponsible authori-
ties In Mexico we want TO know II.
On the other hand, if American inter.
ests or any other interests are foster
ing revolution there We want TO know
that Also ~. - .--'ss~--''
The Mexican committee. which in
rludes Mayor Ole Hanson, seattle:
Judge Ben Lindsey, Denver: John Bas-
seit Moore. Alton d. Parker. Frank =.
Walsh, and others. will begin Tie. hear
inrs next week IN New York. II Ii
planned that one member will devote
several hours each day to hearing
testimony.
"'rhe clock is about 10 strike In
Mexico Prentiss declared. 1--WE lave
learned fruni absolutely reliable
sources That large amounts Of an,inu.
milton, arms and war materials are
being imported from the East and
West: also that shipments are cross
ing ii,c border despite The embargo.
The luil 81 III. last four years has
h.en due entirely 10 The inability Of
the rival factions 10 secure guns and
nunitinns. with all the nations IN the
world o,ersiocked with fighting I'm.
plrmruis. the Mexican outlet will not
be overlooked. Consequently the fire
works are scheduled To begin soon"
The ro,nnItter, selected with the
gr~Ri-si care from persons In whom
both The United States and Mexico
have confidence. will make iheIr
findings known To The foreign rela'
tions committee "f Congress and to
members Of the House aud Senate.
The State Department will also he
furnished with copies of Testimony
given. We are not trying TO en-
bsrrsss the administration In amy
Way" Prentis~ stated. We hope to
develop The facts, Ia work In harmony
and cooperation with and 1" esiab'
fish friendly relations with Mexico.
\" member of the committee. 50 fat
as We know. has n single dollar In
vested IN Mexico or represents In amy
way ANY concern that has financial In
tei-st there. They are acting simply
~ pairiotic American .itizens-"
The state herald., 1919-03-21
Iunnsi Under Channel.

i>,ndou. Tie prospect al n tunnel
under the English rhnnnsl To France
10 being considered by the government
sMonx It's proJerts for sitter the var.
Andrew Bopsr Law ,nsd~ this -.
noinc~p~m Ia the House of Coinmoss
sSd said w. was discussing the matter
With Premier Lloyd George n. n m~ans
u f,ndins employment for discharged
soldiers. II r. claimed British and
French governments have agreed 10
me construction 81 \ tunnel under the
channel.
The state herald., 1919-03-21

For Sale. -160 acres improved
farm 2% miles from Holyoke,
on OLD Auto Road, daily mail
and phone line passing the door
good 8 room house. barn for 8
horses, rtanchels for g cows,
good water and windmill to
pumpit. Other good land near
Holyoke for sale. priced right
and terms to suit. Write or call
on W. l.. kilbourn. Holyoke,
Colo. stiff
The state herald., 1919-03-21
Church of Christ.
TRACTOR.

II you are in the market for a
tractor or pillow this spring ] would
like to figure with you. handle the
Huber and Twin City lines. Sizes
1928 TO 60-120. Have Twin CITY
1880 used Ms dcmostrator and l.
bottom Oliver pillow, practically new,
will sell Mt bargain. Can also
furnish some land,
Also have 3-botlom y. & o. self
lift engine plow, new, that will sell
right. Call on or write me for par
ticulnrs.
CHAS. T.. L0HN.,
Haxtun, Colo.
The state herald., 1919-03-21
Electric Shoe Repairing.

We have moved our shoe re-
pairing shop to first door west
of W. ID. Kelsey's law office on
Denver avenue. We have the
thoroughly up.to-date electri-
cal machinery for shoe repair
ing and can and will give you
satisfactory work,
Call and see our work.
Soule 4 IlItltI.
The state herald., 1919-03-21

Go.I.us In preparing plnns for ihs
employ n.pi ~ from iO.u0 Ia ib,OS
0srinan civilians In rond repnirlnr In
the American pfsm "f occupation.
American main headquarters Inns NJ
proved ~ Iropo-nt that the G.rinans
~ paid partly In rn'ions. The priv
i.s. ~ rnkinr rniI"ps IN part payment
war decided upon In view ~ the short
Ase of food. officers ~ the Third
arm, believing fhnt the offer VIII
bsIns aii the lsbosvrs needed for wesA
- the rostis.
The state herald., 1919-03-21
Strayed.

From my farm in Sedgwick
sorrel mare age Z, brand
ed IA ON left shoulder. 2-year
old black horse mule and bay
mare 2 Year, old with white
spot in forehead. Write me at
edgwick and ! will pay fo :
trouble. Charley Whaley.
The state herald., 1919-03-21

New Nrk.-Ai The instance Of May
or Hylan aud l'"lic- Commissioner En-
right. who declared that the projected
performances might provoke disorder,
the management Of The Lexington The
alter cancelled arrangements for n >ea'
son OF German oIerns.
The state herald., 1919-03-21
Strays.

Brockel faced red COW brand.
ed on left hip 4&, at farm of Mi
10 Burge II miles south west
of Holyoke, since Dec. LIS.
Also one sorrel horse about 5
years old. Owner can have
same by paving for keep and
advertising, Milo Burpe.
The state herald., 1919-03-21

As the ban has been lifted
from all Photographic goods,
We are able TO take care of all
that may come. Your photo
graph is the only thing you can
give YOUR friends. THAI they cant
buy for themselves.
Ralston Studio
The state herald., 1919-03-21
Farmers Attention.

We Will be prepared to ham
die oil kinds Of millet seed and
pay highest market price. Sacks
furnished. Come in and see
US before You sell. Office at
the Farmers Lumber Yard.
+. {. Boldt. Agent.
The state herald., 1919-03-21

From Otis Mo.s farm ~ mile.
north Of Hol. oke, one dark red
pearling heifer and one roam
short yenrling; both branded
on left side
Floyd VAIN.
The state herald., 1919-03-21

X. l.. Johnson wants to see
you about Automobile lnsur
auce. lie insures cars against
Lss by fire or theft.
The state herald., 1919-03-21
For Sale Cheap.
A good Dodge Touring Cur.
J. W. McEwen

BRING THE SCHOOL CHILDREN
To the Sears Hotel Mar. - 1918
where DR.. sspero. the wsll-known eye.
ear. nose and throat specialist Of Dem
yer. will examine their eyes and ears
free. Come early.
The state herald., 1919-03-21
Hair Brnids

am prepared to make hair
braids from com hinge Of hair.
A2i5 MRS. l.. ID. Pugh,
Holyoke, Colo.
The state herald., 1919-03-21

|, II. l.. Johnson want. to see
you about farm loans. He loans
on improved farms anywhere
in Northeastern Colorado.
The state herald., 1919-03-21

Il. l.. johnson wants To see
YOU about fire and tornado
insurance. Lowest rates and
best terms.
The state herald., 1919-03-21
Hardy Northern Grown Trees
Thoroughly tested here. Write
John F. Barr, Eckley, Colo.

The Holyoke Lumber Com
pany will sell balance of Stat
Corn Cribbing. in stock, at $3.50
per Roll Of 215 rods.
The state herald., 1919-03-21

Notice Of Application for Issuance Of New
Csgtikeatss Of Title and Owner Duph-
cate Certificates Of Title
State 81 Colorado
Csunty Of Phillips In the district court
In the msttsr 81 the Application Of Sophie
=. Troutmsn. Petitioner.
W H. Slack, A. =. Cronk. II. n. h~ts~l. Oscar
Trsurnnan and. Heirs Of Alone Gsrish dscsased.
Eta Gerri.h. Grace Ccuish. Jsssie Gsrrish.
Shirley Gerrish. t;ertie Jorgenson. Lynn brown
son. and Lyman Brownson aud all other persons
% psrti~s unknown claiming any right title
~stat~ lien ~ interest In the real estate described
In the application herein. rsspopds~is
The P~spls IL the Stats Of Colorado 10 the above
named dafsndas,s
You sre hsrsby summonsj and required Ia an
swsr the application Of the applicant In the a.
hove entitled application for the issuance to her
Of . new certificate Of Rssi,tration anduplicaic Of
to~n.rship for the following d~~srh-si iasd stuats
N philips County. Colorado. to-~it' The North
East Quarter ,NEi-4l Of Section 1biri, One tsD
ia Township Seven IA North 81 Rams. Forty
-Four uD West af the 9Th =. NJ.
And IL. your answer or objsei,ons to the aahi
sppiieAtion In the Office Il III. clerk Of hs
s.id court within twenty Ia, dsys after the
service Of THE notice upon you. and " ,sa fail :"
answer the said application within the time afor~
aid. the petitioners In this applesiia~ viii ap-
pIy 10 the court for the relief ds1spdsd In the
sppliestisd herein
Wits-s, W q Holland clerk Of ssid court and the
.~.I thereof at Holy ole In raid consy Hr1 state
,h,. l,i.y Of D~c AD 1918 VIC i~iisnd
f.i-,l cf di,trirt court Phillips county Cello
The state herald., 1919-03-21

DR.k.C. SAPERO
Eye, ear, nose and throat specialist Of
Denver, will be in Holyoke, on Mar. 70
1919, at the Sears Hotel consulta-
,ion and examination for glasses free.
The state herald., 1919-03-21
Dr.K.C.SAPERO,

II too we'll known TO need any intro.
auction. Ills r-poes ar. his patients
your neigh..rs and friends.
~. :" iNcImSSIE cxsEs TsKEN
cataraety removed and cross-~yes
-trnisht-ned. Granuiated eyeiids, and
ce.sfsily treated. Glasses scientifically
adjusted by the latest and most APP
proved up.to-date methods.
nimrsis ss.ss ssssrsseS. sssss ,sss
4 large stock Of glasses on hand, A
large proportion of headaches. hys-
terra. insomp's. cher.a ,st Wits
cination stomach troubles and other
phyricni nnisdies. when Of nervous
nature. are caused by Eye strain. The
removal OF the cause effects n p~rmA.
rmvs,sIANs especially are invited to
raii and investigate his methods of
srro rs, 1 sm prss,esn is Colorado
for many years. lie IN = graduate Of
the isadlng medical coiisrss. and 10 u.
e.ns.d to py.c,le. by Tie ,, s,a,s board r.,
IMPROVEMENTS furnished from some Of
III. leading citizens Of Holyoke ana VI
rInIty, now under treatment
NeWGWnEM DR. fnpsro does not es.
pertinent, lie cures where ofhefr fali
over twenty -h,s years practical .s'
gWUistNOs Of testimonials from
grateful patients whom he has cured.
furnished ON demand.
p r.S.,:: -; T.. 80: :.., '' s.... VET
,.s sss,se &c ~ssssss the Doctor. please
sssks sypsese1sst sessy.
.,.sss. stsssS s-ssssis-siiy
REMEMBER TWk DATE
FRIDAY. MAX. niss
- ss.ss 0esasl
The state herald., 1919-03-21

sarH,nons on Application io' Rssisirsiios
Ststs II C1AosuAe
Cosaty u phihps %
In the District Court
No it2
Asehurmhnplainuf
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02
GLENDALE

Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. Michel, who have
been residing on the Bauman place
for some time, are moving to Belltng-
ham this week.
Mrs. Litonius and daughter, Fran
els, were callers at the N. Henderson
home Saturday evening.
The Misses Gertrude and Tessie
Bonnema who are working at Blaine
spent the week end at their home
here.
Mrs. G. L. Abbott and daughter.
Genevieve of Bellingham were week
end visitors with friends in this vic
Unity.
Charlie Follis is expected to arrive
home from overseas some time this
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Buell. Shair and Mr..
and Mrs. Lundgren OF Bellingham
were Sunday dinner guests at the c.
M. Henderson home.
The Misses Hilda Henderson. Jen-
ME Johnson and Leota Palmer and
Mrs. J. Benefited were on the sick
list last week.
Mrs. Alfred Swanson and children
of Custer, Misses Elsie Swanson,
Joyce and Faith Bostwick. Mr.. and
Mrs. Paul Henderson and daughter.
Burnah, were Sunday afternoon and
evening callers at the N. Henderson
home.
Miss Anna Winroth visited with
her friend, Hilda Henderson at the
latter's home on Saturday.
Frank Weidkamp was a Sunday ev-
ening caller at ..e c. J. Robinson
home.
| Miss Marie McCleiland spent Sun
day and Monday of this week at the
home of her cousin, Miss Katheryn
WEIGH.
Miss Mamie Hamerzous left Mon
day morning for Eastern Washing
ton. after spending several weeks Wis
iting at the J. Jes home.
Miss Myrtle Osbrink, who under
went an operation on her throat in
Belingham on Friday, is able to re-
sumo high school duties at Lynden
again.
The fires that were raging in this
vicinity did no accountable damage
last week.
Mrs. Beckman and children were
callers at the B. Litonius home on
Sunday.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02
Taken With Salt.

Oswald-Ay love for you IL like the
deep blue sea
Clarissa-And I take It with the
corresponding amount Of salt.-Lon-
don Answers.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02

Harduppe-Will you settle bet for
mel
Goodthyng-Gladly. What Is 1T
Harduppe-Ten dollars lost to
rlubdub.-Judge.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02

Husband Who 10 Handicapped.
81 imagine, from what Mrs. Robinson
says about her husband, that he Is hav.
ing trouble In supporting her."
"What does she say?"
"She Is continually referring to him
as a man with such q brilliant mind"
Judge.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02
An Undesirable Job.

TOiler-Out O. work. Well. try the
boss inside. He amt bad. The hours
pays good.
Applicant-NO good to me. There
amt nothin' to strike about.-LondOn
Tit-Bits.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02
No More Games.

1.-THE honeymoon Is over"
Are you quite sure Of thatr"
Eyes. She no longer hides when
she hears hubby insert his latch key
In the front door because she knows
he wouldn't hunt for her II she did"
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02
Opinions.

0pIniono.
Every man has q right to his own
opinion"
"And yet" unused the policeman. II
once helped pick up the scattered re-
mains Of q man who entertained the
opinion that he was justified In leav-
ing dynamite on peoples doorsteps."
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02
In the Affirmative.

Ibid you propose to her on your
kneesr asked Smith.
Eyes" replied Brown. That's where
she was sitting when I proposed to
her."-London Answers.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02
Nc uNo.

Nc Uoo.
there's q man In the house. Let's
call for help"
whats the user replied her hus-
band. I'VE have neighbors on either
side Of US who have regulations for
minding their own business"
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02
Revenge.
ssPa. what Is revengef"

PA. what Is revenger
Revenge, my boy, II the art OF
making 4 disgrace Of yourself Just be-
cause somebody else has been unfair
TO- you"
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02
SAlf-Mada Music.

Self-Made Music.
"Do you think our oratorical friend
was sincere when he asked the GROVE
not to interrupt him by demonstrai
tioi.s OF dFr:aval?"
YES" replied Senator Sorghum.
there are men who would rather lis-
ten to their own voice than to ap-
plause."
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02

PRoHIBIuvE.
"Do you cast your bread upon
the waters"
mot since it's 10 cents q Loaf"
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-10-02
Whats the usof

Whats the Ussf
Mrs. Willls-What 10 this stuff that
you are going to give my husbandf
The Observation-Disclosures. After he
takes 1t he won't know anything.
Mrs. Willis-COme. doctor. he
doesn't need that at all.-Judge.
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Md and Mon,

Wed and Won.
Wunce-He lost all he had In Wall
street, but later he married q widow
with three million dollars.
Twyce-I see. Lost on the stocks
but won on the bouds.-The Lamb.