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The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

Kaiser Bill is househuntng, Notwithstanding the fact
that landlords advertise for desirable tenants only.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

Much of the high cost of living comes from the fool
hllen's neglect of the fat-headed buyer
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

There is hope for Bill Bryan He has quit advocating
Is to and is now in favor Of only to 1.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

What Congress needs is an automatic stop-watchdog
of the Treasury of the of Budget You don't have
to feed that kind of dog.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

middleaged man could probably get a new situation
easily young one, but he hates the friction of
getting used to it.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

Apologists for the Shantung infamy treat it as mere
bit of broken China.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

/ have several parties wanting to
buy house and lot in city and su-
burbs. If you have anything for
sale, see me at once. JNO. M. Pr
PER, Bohannon Building. 1866
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

So long America can't stop her own riots there's
talking of taking responsibility for the race riots
of Armenia.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

The coal miners give due notice, anyhow before they
put the people in cold storage.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

The only wet goods carried by bone-dry mourners
handkerchiefs.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

In getting the League of Nations into working orde,
nothing comedies like concessions
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

Norway has gone for prohibition but great care was
taken to first get vote of the people upon it. No ukase
from the throne, as in Russia, now throneless
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

FOR SALE:-Five passenger Ford
car in good condition. c. NJ. Bran
nan. 1877. (
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16
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OUR BooKKEEPER and l.
AREN'T ON speaking terms.
FOR A few days.
AND SHE got mad.
OVER AN innocent joke.
THAT I'VE been playing.
FOR THE last few days.
AND SOMETIMES.
WHEN OUR subscription man.
is OUT of the office.
AND SOMEBODY comes in.
TO PAY their subscription.
SEND them to her.
AND A few days ago.
| HAD a bright idea.
AND I'D tell them.
TO SEE the lady.
IN THE next office.
AND SHE'D tend to them.
BUT THEY'D have to talk.
A%
MIGHTY LOUD.
BECAUSE SHE'S hard Of hearing
AND THEY'D go in.
AND GET up real close to her.
AND PUT their hands.
UP TO their mouth.
AND HOLLER as loud.
AS THEY could.
THAT THEY wanted.
TO PAY something.
ON THEIR subscription.
AND AT first.
SHE DIDN'T know
WHAT WAS the matter with them
BUT YESTERDAY.
SHE HEARD me.
-"
TELL AN old man.
FROM CHUCKEY.
THAT SHE was hard of hearing.
AND he went into the office.
LIKE THE others.
AND WHEN she realized.
THAT I'D been telling.
THE REST of them.
THE SAME thing.
AND WHEN he yelled at her.
SHE STARTED laughing.
AND COULDN'T answer him.
AND HE hollered.
AND SHE laughed.
AND thought.
THAT I'd bust.
AND FINALLY.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

WANTED:-Used cars Of all max
es. City Car Exchange. 165 t. (.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

And now even Norway has gone back on Bjohn Bjar
leycorn.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

The road to the millennium is paved with unintentional
inaccuracies
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

Entered at the pOstOcs at Grsenevle Tenn As second
class matter.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16

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The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-10-16
RAILROAD SCHEDULES

Schedule time of passenger hAins
leaving Grsenevills, Tenn
The following schedule figures pub
iished as information and moi
guaranteed
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-09-05
Evening Caledonian
Established 1887
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER S, 1919
LOCAL NEWS

Mrs. Arthur j. Hartman went
Friday to Littleton to spend the
week end
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-09-05
Some New Books at the
st. Johnsbury Athenaeum

Among the new books at the lib
rary are the following:
Fiction
The Tin Soldier, Temple Bailey.
Valley of Vision, Comstock.
Christopher and Columbus.
Nomads of the North, Curwood.
Mystery of the 18th Floor, Thayer.
Dangerous Days, Rinehart.
The City of Comrades, King.
Flexible Ferdinand, Lippmann.
Number Seventeen, Tracy.
His Wife's Job, Manson.
The Vinegar Saint, Mearns.
Land Girls Love Story, Onions.
Haunted Bookshop, Morley.
Call of the Offshore Wind, Paine.
Non fiction d.
Fifty Years of Europe, Prof. Haz-
en-.
The Gospel in the Light of the
Great War, Ozora S. Davis.
The Years Between, Kipling.
The Book of National Parks, Yard.
How to Deal with Human Nature
in Business, Cady.
Psychology and the Days Work,
Swift.
The War Romance of the Salvation
Army, Booth.
Trees and other poems, Kilmer
Joyce.
Candles that Burn, Mrs. Aline Kill
mer.
Bolshevism, Spargo.
What Happened to Europe, Wand
crlip.
Ireland, Hackett.
The Education of Henry Adams.
A Popular History of France, Van
Worst.
A Treasury of War Poetry, second
series, Clarke.
Heroes of Aviation, briggs.
The Men Who Make Our Novels,
Gordon.
The Women Who Make Our
Novels, .Overton.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-09-05

leader, is organizing an orchestra
and has already nearly a score of
musicians who are DESTROYS of join
ing the new organization. The re-
hearsals will start in about two
weeks and any wishing to join should
communicate with Mr.. Provencal.
The new organization will be known
as Chopin's orchestra and will give
a public concert early in December.
Just about everything in Hardware
here. The Peck Co.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-09-05
LOCAL NEWS

Sam Beaudoin and wife, Joseph
Boivert and wife and mother left
Sunday morning by automobile for
Lynn, Mass, after spending a few
days at Albert Desrochers'.
Theron Guild of Essex Junction
and Miss Florence Hanson, who have
been spending several days with Miss
Mabel Pope and other relatives, re-
turned home Friday.
Ralph Provencal, our new band
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-09-05
Call for Reformation.

When pinching the dollar leaves a
deep mark en- the heart of it's owner,
doesn't it seem as If he would let up?
But few of us have anything to brag
of in that line. Our souls are SCARED
from end to end with the marks of our
penuriousness.. Shame on us! Let's
quit 1t Exchange,
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-09-05
UnmistakabIe Siqns.

Charles was looking through the
hedge at the new neighbors who had
just moved into the house next door.
Suddenly he turned and ran in to his
mother and said: 81 bet the kid that's
moved next door is good sport, all
right. He has freckles and has his big
toe done up In a rag
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-09-05
ARMY AND NAVY
APPOINTMENTS
OPEN TO OUR BOYS
Senator Page Writes a Wig
OrOus Letter to
VermOnters

The Caledonian has received from
Senator C. S. Page an appealing let
ter for publicity on the merits of our
military and naval academies, toGcth-
CT with copy of letter sent to the
high schools and academies Of Vcr-
mont That these letters may have
still further publicity they are re-
printed below:
Editor Caledonian:
That Vermont does not appreciate
the wonderful opportunities offered
by the Military and Naval Academies
at West Point and Annapolis is al
most incomprehensible, but it new
erthcless seems to be fact, for l
find it extremely difficult to secure
boys who are able to pass the neces-
sary examinations qualifying them to
enter these schools.
am sending to the high schools
and academies Of Vermont the ac-
companying communication.
would not ask you to give this letter
Or the one accompanying it to the
schools-frce space did not leel as
sured that the public good would be
aubserved thereby.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-09-05
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR SALE-Singer Sewing Ma
chine, almost new. For sale cheap.
Call Shu-fix Nadeau, so Railroad
street. 60 If
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-09-05

WANTED-At once a chamber maid
at the St. Johnsbury House. 60 If
FOR SALE-Henry F. Miller square
piano in good condition, low price.
Call at 16 Main street. 60tf
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-09-05

For several years past | have found
it extremely difficult to secure com
potent young men whom | might APP
point to the Military School at West
Point or the Naval Academy at An
napolis.
1t seems to me that this fact does
not speak we'll for the young mon Of
Vermont and | shall be glad if you
can find some way TO stimulate an
ambition on the part of some Of the
boys in your school to fit themselves
to enter the service of their country
at one or the other of these insti-
tutions
! have been in the habit of holding
competitive examinations and APP
pointing the young man who stood
The highest in these examinations re-
gardless of his political or personal
surroundings.
At the last examination held, but
ore boy appeared and | appointed
him, but he failed to meet the test
when he came up for the final eX-
aminations.
| now have two appointments at
Annapolis and one at West Point to
I'll.
May l ask that you will in some
way find occasion to elaborate upon
this matter and at some proper time
speak for these wonderfully fine
schools and see if you cannot en-
courage some of your scholars to fit
themselves for the training which
these schools give.
The necessary literature to enable
\ young man to know what is re-
CURED as a prerequisite for admission
10 these schools will be sent to any
one writing me therefor.
In short, the requirements for the
Army are that the appointee must be
an actual resident of the state, not
under II nor over % on the date of
admission and not less than feet
a inches at the age of II. For the
navy the candidate must be not less
than 16 nor more than 20. In both
instances he must possess good
health, good habits, good morals and
a fair high school education.
| sincerely trust that | am not i'm
posing a too heavy burden upon you
when urge that you bring these
two schools to the attention of your
boys commencing the advantages of
The schools and at the same time APP
pealing to their patriotism.
Cordially yours,
(Signed) c. S. PAGE.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-09-05

Diamond Tires adjusted on basis
of 5000 miles. The Peck Co. adv.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-08-26


c1 me Ten known existing skeletons
Of the great aux in the world, the
United States is the only country pos
sessing two. Greater Boston has these
one being in the museum Of the Bos-
ton Society Of Natural History and
the other in the Harvard university
museum.
The Boston museum contains also
an egg OF this extinct bird. In view
OF the fact that single egg has
brought as high as $535, this is con
sidered a most valuable relic.
This fllghtless sea-bird formerly was
distributed along the northern coasts
and islands Of North America. In its
coat Of sober eoloring with a vest of
sno'~y white It resembled nothing so
much as Il short man in evening dress.
Since it was fiightless, the bird was
easily exterminated the natives relish
ing It as food. 1t probably was
wholly exterminated by 1914.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-08-26
unerowned ENGLISH queens.

There have been several uncrowned
queens of England. The first was
Margaret of France, the second wife
Of Edward 1. Money was scarce In
the government Golfers at the time.
and Edward could not afford the ex-
pense Of a coronation. The four later
wives OF Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn's
successors-Jane Seymour, Anne Of
Cleves, Catherine Howard and Cath
crime Parr were never publicly
crowned as queen consorts. Henrietta
Marie, the wife of Charles ], being q
strict Catholic, refused to take part in
a state function which would compel
her TO partake of the sacrament ne
cording to the rites of the Church Of
England Sophia Dorothea, the wife
Of George l, and mother Of George H.
was never recognized as queen Of Eng
land and therefore can not be cassed
as one of Britains uncrowned queens.
Caroline of Brunswick, the wife Of
George ", was not permitted to be
present in Westminster hail at his
eqrpr y"ou.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-08-26
CAR LINES
ARE OWNED
BY PACKERS
Federal Commission Charges Big
Five With Control of 80 Per
cent Special Shipping
Equipment.

Washington Aug. 26-Ascribing to
private car lines a position as one
Of the principal factors in the con
centration of control Of the Ameri-
can meat industry, and showing that
the five big Chicago packers own
more than 80 per cent of the equip
ment suitable for shipment Of fresh
beef and carcas meats, the federal
trade commission today made public
a special Private Car Line Report
to the president 1t recommends as
a remedy that all cars used for the
transportation of meat animals and
all refrigerator cars and equipment be
operated on equal terms to all ship
pers.
THE most important types OF pri-
yate cars considered" says the com
MISSIONS letter of transmittal to the
president, are the brine tank refrig-
orator ear equipped for the transpor-
tation Of dressed meat carcasses, and
the yentilator refregireator car suit
able for packing house products and
for vegetables and fruits. The three
principal classes of owners are the
packers, iailros Is, and private car
companies leasing their equipment to
shippers and railroads.
The complete report will be ready
for distribution. within two weeks.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-08-26

This erstwhlle vendor of splrltuous
liquor is said to be responsible for
the hsegl A9Aascag Of the slang ap.
pellatiohi fb6CAasa BY which all Kinds
Of intoxicating drinks are known to-
day. Although some etymologists give
It as being aeriyed from the. Hindu
stani word @booza," meaihng to drink,
while others claim 1t Is from the
Dutch "buyzen" to tipple. The term
was good English in the fourteenth
century.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-08-26
Packers Attack Report

BY United Press.
Chicago Aug. Attacking the
Trade Commissions report as "dia
metrically opposed to that made by
the Interstate Commerce Commits.
sion," Thomas E. Wilson, head of
the Institute of American Packers,
declared that the packers are will.
ing to submit the justice of the Fed.
eral Trade Commissions report to
the common sense of the American
public"
He charged that the Investigations
by the commission were made by in
experienced men who were not ac
quainted with the conditions that
exist
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-08-26

Meridian highway will be the paved
road between market 'centers be.
tween Winnipeg and Mexico If the
present location between county
seats is not paved and another To-.
cation is paved the Meridian high.
way will be located on the paved
highway. II a state division fails to
make good and a better opening Is
offered 1t is likely to lose the road.
If a paved road should be built from
Winnipeg south through Minnesota
instead OF over the Meridian high
way through North and South Dako-
ia to a good bridge over the Mis-
souri, river we have no doubt but
that the Meridian highway associa-
tion win adopt this route. Unless a
bridge is constructed over the South
Canadian south of El Reno, the Me
ridian highway will certainly adopt
the longer route via a bridge over
said river when completed The Me-
ridian highway is the great central
route of travel between Canada and
Mexico likewise the first north and
south road across the United States
and has a great mission to fill and
no township, county or state can
keep it that fails to make good. It
is a purely patriotic organization
and plays no favorltes. It's officials
work without pay and have been
paying their own expenses, but in
the future they expect their expenses
paid.
Touches Army Posts
"Twenty-slx army forts, army
posts and army camps are located
on or near the Meridian highway
which fact alone would justify the
government in adopting it as a part
of federal highway system if not
the first highway to be paved. A
part of it is called a military high
way now
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-08-26

"The Meridian highway passes
through the most fertile and pro.
ducfve agricultural region in the
world and is level almost from end
to end and is the longest straightest
and best dirt road to be found any
where
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-08-26
THIS COUPON rs WORTH S2.04
TO YOU.

Cut it out and present it to
THE LIBERTY DRUG STORE
and get a $500 Treatment Of
Wilcox's Cherokee Herbs for 9Gc.
Made in Enid, Okla.)
Sure relief for Constipation. It's
for the Blood, Stomach, liver and
Kidneys. Over 300 packages sold
in Grady county the past two
months. Guaranteed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-08-26
ROAD MUST BE
WORKED IN COUNTY

Continued From Page One)
dian highway. Under this plan
city or farm thus located will be on
the entire federal system.
The permanent location of the
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-27
TRAVELETTE
Colonel r. G. Cholmeley.Jencs,

Colonel r. G. Cholmeley-Jones,
director OF the war risk insurance
bureau, is a born organizer, and
his organizing genius has always
been turned into welfare channels
rather than used for his private
benefit. A. the tender age OF 10 he
was one Of the most eloquent in
surance agents in Manhattan. max
ing as much as 500 a week by his
impassioned appeals. But he was
not satisfied merely to fill his own
pockets, SO he originated the Glider
Weekly Income policy for people of
small means. paying SIS at death
and weekly income for a year,
and. (most marvellous plan for an
insurance agent to further), omit
ting the insurance agents commits
sion. One of the greatest Of his
youthful triumphs was a $25 fun
eral including casket, hearse, car
riage, plot of ground and a bunch
of flowers.
In spite of his early preoccupa-
ton with the mortality of man, Col
onel Cholmeley-Jones has anything
but funereal aspect. He is a
tall, dark and exceedingly pleas
apt looking man of surprising
youthfulness considering his
achievements. During the war his
organizing ability has been of great
service to the government. He or
gained the sale Of second Liberty
loan bonds to the army, disposing
Of 100000 worth Of the same.
He reorganized the work of the
recruiting committee of New York
Then he went to France to assist
in creating the A. E. F. war risk
section. He was soon put in entire
charge of this section and cited by
General Pershing for meritorious
service in connection with 1t. And
now as director of the whole wal
risk insurance bureau his organ.
izing powers have unlimited oppor.
tunities of exercise.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-27
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
The Argus Files Of 1904

college, leaves Tuesday for short
vacation in Texas.
Chief Of Police NJ. H. Sexton met
with the chief of police committee
on legislation in Chicago yester-
day.
Dec. 24-Miss Woltmann had in
honor Of her Kindergarten pupils
at her home. Seventeenth street
and Seventh avenue, a Christmas
tree this morning which was dec
Grated with the handiwork of the
little ones under her tuition.
Dec. 26-Tomorrow a meeting Of
the State Teachers association will
be held at Springfield, and PFin-
cipal Leslie of the high school, and
Mrs. c. L. Eastman and Miss Anna
Kirkpatrick left this morning to be
in attendance.
Miss Blanche Warren is home
from Monticello seminary.
Dec. 27-Children who will be
six years old before July will be
admitted to first primary rooms in
the public schools during the month
Of January. Persons interested will
therefore bear in mind that no be-
ginning classes will be admitted
after the month of January until
next September.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-27
BOYS DEATH
RESULTS FROM
SKI ACCIDENT
Samuel Burgess Died ut ST. An.
thongs Last Night From In.
juries Received.

As result Of a skiing accident in
which he was injured Christmas
afternoon, Samuel c. Burgess, II
year-old son Of Mr.. and Mrs. 8. T.
Burgess Of 2012 Seventeenth street,
Rock Island, passed away at st.
Anthony's hospital at $50 last
evening.
The young man with two COM
panions was skiing in the field
near Twenty-fourth street and
Fortieth avenue at 4 o'clock Christ
mas afternoon. One OF his skis
struck a snag, causing him to fall.
the ski piercing the lower abdomen.
He was removed to St. Anthory's
hospital, where An operation was
performed Immediately.
Hope for his recovery was held
out until last night He died IS
THE result Of internal hemorrhages.
{ Samuel was born in Rock Island
May I, 1902. He received his edu-
cation in the public schools here.
and was graduated from the Rock
Island high school with the class
OF 1919.
Surviving him are the parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. s. c. Burgess: q sis
ter, Elsie, and three brothers.
George. Floyd and Edwin, all at
home.
Funeral services will be held at
2 O'Clock Monday afternoon at the
Trinity Episcopal church, Rev. w.
l.. Essex off1ciating. Mterment
will be made in Chipp!annock
cemetery.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-27

Charles G. Armstrong, an engi-
neer. and a marine construction
company, have presented plans
for such floating plant. The ma
rine. people state that their pro-
posed plant effectively disposes of
the necessity for the operation of
any factories for garbage disposal
on land.
How Plant Is Built.
The design of the plant is a boat
which may be, towed or may pro-
coed under its own power away
from the piers and wharves where
the garbage is brought by the
street cleaning department. Upon
this boat are "a containers or d.
gesters, arranged in batteries, each
container having a capacity OF 10
tons.
Each digester has steam and wa
ter connections from copious sup
plies wherein the so-called cooking
process Of the garbage takes place,
said digesters being Theoretically
sealed after the garbage is placed
therein and before the cooking
commences. Beneath the digesters
are receiving tanks, each tank de-
signed to receive the contents Of IL
digesters.
The bottoms of these tanks are