The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-03-13

H E RAIDS
Items not intended to hit or
miss anyone in particular, but
Just to remind y0u-


| QfdSSllS OuC Tie drag.
That a big business year is
ahead for this country, says big
business.
That President Wilson is tired
of making history and wants to
chronicle it instead.
That according to all appear
ances II. w. W" still stands
for II Won't Work.
That the president of the Unit
ed States. has recently paid a
brief visit to this country.
That people cannot afford
boxes Of chocolates at the pres
ent price, but thew do anyhow.
That it is said balky horse
can be made to go by tapping
it IS shoe with a stone-ever try
it?
That anybody can kick up
disturbance, but the the Bible
says, blessed are the peace
makers. -
That when the folks are again
enjoying their autos they will be
in a better humor to talk good
roads to.
That the Irish question is the
one question which never under
any circumstances seems to re-
ceive an answer.
That if the politician who
wants votes were to marry the
woman who wants a vote, would
they have good basis for agree
ment?
That the presidential third
term has long been bugaboo.
If we were to experience one.
would it probably be very differ
ent from a second term?
That Mr.. Hohenzhollern is
wearing out his welcome and
his best clothes in Holland, and
the Lord only knows where he
will get any more Of either.
That the seventeen-year To-
Gusts are due again this year.
How surprised they will be when
they learn that in their absence
all these big things have happen
ed.
That exquisite spring days
which will bring poetry into our
lives are approaching. Look up
the floor polish and the scrub
bing brush and last years fly |
swatter.
That the German reports show
a deficit Of several billions of
marks. Who can wonder, when
we consider the marks Germany
left upon Belgium and northern
France?
That why does the sailor call
MS boat "wagon, and why
does the motorist call his car a
'boat?" Is it in each case a
onging for "the far-off, unat-
aimed and dim?"
That one of the colored bat L
,alions reached home mad all
,ver. The captain of the trans
BORT on which they crossed had ]
the playing of craps
Turing the voyage. il
That the United States has II
,een so accustomed to using t
Armenian rugs and laces and en- t
'roideries that it can perhaps e
landle an Armenian mandate
With ease and efficiency. i
That as congress started on ID
Wild rush for home a perturbed t
oice called after it, "Hey there! s
-ou we forgotten to fix up the
ailroads !" But congress evil t
emily didn't hear, as it only ran s
he faster. It
That if the Bolshevists and
abor disturbers and other ele- S
rents Of unrest would kindly
IKE a short nap until the rest
f us could get the world into j
order again, they would il
onfer favor. IS
That Albert Edward, Prince C
{ Wales. is said to be on the n
,okout for wife. How would W
,me nice American girl like the b
ob of making His Royal High
ess' coffee and mending His
oval Highness socksg
That three different opinions
re advanced in the peace con-
'rence as to the nature Of dam E,
ges for which Germany should m
ay indemnities. But no one r.
Their in the peace conference or c.
the whole world doubts the h,
litigation Of Germany to pay in h,
Of some kind.
That too many men are alike
e one who said, 81 never read .,
e papers. | let the wife read ~
EN- and tell me about it." Too Of
any of us let the other fellow e.,
, the reading and then they 90
We the gist of the thing with W. W.
s comment and Interpretation, =,
ID therefore SO many perverted M
ID. distorted impressions and
ews. Read and think for your