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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-08-12

backs vAsa . yso 1aa1l!
pushed his uay uBuuA - sEuv1
and exclaimed:
-Duily r. yoa- yeuno 0nno ~ -,
uflltng - giv6 - kanoDoo 49, ~
I c0Cld hnnl1s ny dunD - ~ =
Aunt Hannah vss eecegaBo - ~
repaired earrisee. aA6 aha 2OetanaG|
to RaF 70 81 h b1sIee has. -!
eadat . vord 20 ssy unttf -
veacAe1 boEe and had ber bonnoe -
TheD she TUNED and asked y
Ray. I'D yo1 spper->ut thnSe
Yes. aunf
And pve then ssraisAt jabs?s
Por ssre
And deliver righs-hanl sviomfo
4 few Of them n
IL guess yor'G better saav 49,
rou that you are t>re- 80 II ~
wa1t the sss q The earret ahGnVI
hnss aA9 e45sc1fsaa- Dsos1lin6 yo3
eoer XIX too - nol1S.-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-08-12

sac hssisAs-- ,sss - lsss>ns iss - .
psaay srd - baypsa. Z C11'f . eprS %.
phcne. NJ
krss A = es HE isst vos1>'He ia
bs<e u'1iiy vondsriss vhy - ha1 ss,t
cct> - ,rAe He knev The sfrcaosh os
tho tsiss rikht shroaeA.
fvs kaa q ehsp In 100 o, three
unss WITH . nev Telephone cosse hat
MAKES you hear 80 per cecs clcsre.
er soce such Ne ] 10 him - skees
TIA nosrlng bssore ven suTpeo ~
sncrs 20 E~ rsc of hin thsn ss,thi,s
esse
~. cut me vho;s ssss; rssss svsy
1and made hin heg a - the Ore
srsisht OF. so's could zee n burn 4,
cid horn. TOO. and snats uose. n Ca
psoced and 1lsie ~ ed - = G1Dssoaa
st.ng The seconc u struek : coal ]
told him vhes he put up the fsssA in-
sfrcnent that if<Ais zee psisaf srsr
did the 0ns lhsrk I'd naie hlsa re-
fand, sss s<ii sliA something ~cded Tor
the shceS 20 zoe serves wHnats the
matter. man.
Watson usrd 20 aas aft<ruar1o.
veen the arn sss booualng more shAa
ever, ard Bransuyn vss fertile With
rsu .deas that neNct much ueney for
them both. that enngvyas brain
vent a. that very uiuuse. The result oe
icns-eontinuet o<evwer4 and s1rNin.
|. For Byangvyn. noe gyippiug the
edge OF the table. sst halt upr1Ghf ana
babeled. With half . dosea halls. the
'wcrds Of Stsvsassas PRAYER. rouly a.
the lns1 - II did he spsak vtihout hAlf-
Tag ne anal phrase eams IN ne
ehanfe11. fouIlah ruG1- - q .-.-'
. - -. Dslas - - - >spsRiAs-
49, esAsy - cgneant an1 un1nAeD-
svse. a. Grass - - The - ~ gin
rSS3 - Mn 70 ROAD ~. saa
called IN . doctor Bra1Gvya osoyt
through day and . night. and the
aau Az. Aad vhea ls avuAa Leo1ea
vas hasteaing tbsAtsrvard once more.
and the sleeper vss cured and happy
and sane.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-08-12

, years. corrected wins,s sserl!y.
Since I vas 1s"
Really" said the vfdower -
aatonishnent- Il faneisd-l imagined
Il was qu1ts under the Impression,
IN fact. that had known You much
longer
We'll. you haven't aail winnie.
And ! shorld think ,haas quite long
enough
Quite he agreed. -for the Du--
pose And Winnie has always struck
giri coaid have winnie
Il didn't say you could che ~
claimed
u hare wonherful way X sakiAo
thtn0 fcr. granted. exD1oinel 06
wi6over afFi1y. ~But. - y0u no0s
Il JaGt oeeufrea 10 ne-WhlDes 20
we're talking and While yoa veso
showing me what besutifu1 ekine
marriage might b With = svsse GfEl
tvho vasnt . vese4ariAAl--it 5uge
oceuFred to Ne that I vss 0eGo
fxieAtfuIiy foRl Of you--
o. aid winnie. rising. ~thesU0
the next dance beginning. ana r.
-Sit down. said the vi6over. Dinos
Ing . dstaining hand On her an.
Never mind the NEXT daAce. Whist ~
you think ea1e hsrs Tot tMfgA3t
I didnt cocHs - daEe6I ! eame = -
you- have b4sa wasft.g q 80 yes
for-for months. but shsy tci1 ne
YOU vess eagassA. anA I keDs away
I'll hroks II or sAs nssmarsd.
icph1ns 6ewE-
~waa-HAs ~ vsoeeaflaa r asAe0
lie vidow<r anx1o1ely
Winnis ratsed her eySs 70 hiG sAl
hes cheeks turued snAdeniy eSiaseQS
NO. but - -.
The vilowev gave = little frfwn4
plant laneh
NY lASlina : - sAispsse1 h hs4
ear. ~we ca nake 4 up 10 ean13
cthss I'll - rest q ous livsss"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-08-12
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/. TO- bB-sxsvys ssl.s<rs1slv 49,
'A',iso vsrds .; tApsks AooweD>
- -pfk ee sac u g.
her ~sats U>ee ,nstFan~a f-ss<a sur
r-s< Bu, This uas ros 20 be ~osors1
snf a. Nuer Ns,son pushed opn -
door fros ses paseAse che tee sScos
~ens bask asa INST she waif
-ApyslNns sfrs<ss 7 s>y yorfs
lookine pgegfy seec, Rrsnx~sn
You've te<n ossrtcfsg A.
Bra,rsyns hapds nosse cctshA -
BE. the naeers opsnsd an1 . s&st very
slowly. az ssoaxn . ssrfns vtrp pull.
lag them Ne Looked ~ ~sth syss thai
we're tirsst osis. ard snine1 ~ tnrers
kesut kis hes Teetasfe vso esYsafU
~ Uosr unpleasant
I've gor something revs anyvn.
Brarguyu. You're Q ssi.p0 old .ass
you krov. thoseh you've s>su . zoos
card 20. ne. And i'dosr Know uhas., |
sh0uld have top vith0a yes \.
yoed bed Aay Deyeua hsvs i~tfus
is<p your vDrrses. ane sAven ns'uatsod
cf Nrccb,e ~ u 10 Ivsohsd TO and
sh1Ags estfoy myself~
-WOri1 you ussd saGAn
DrsARyA very slosly. fsos< w1assou
Gallo1 1hknspL
-VRns Do mean. IsuhAt ursweli
~ -ai1at yon seil N ssnnf your
n1ooaA. Nes . sensGoas chAps fer
bees1 itzail out. ~ ~ hs9 fsoa shs~ay
~ ooOn b o o1epiB. And ~ ,ass
1t1Eo1ezD With the-eigyRDt posa st tAs
AoooDnne-onno 0sgnlnn JoAAny Or
)rnAss--asa thsv tslkna41 . isffsr Oh
|n1sHng that he's doassshs ex1rk to
FjEhta-
II vouidnx ssll yeuebsosgA ia.eaas
ft&QO All>nA Gn61. f0sa eouoaeppt
an. yuu ~ zee OF t1uoe veo Had
uexunG asx1ek On Cocsdet1u1s1 oqDDsr.
11mkte11a1p hat AnA1oW uetlp &pa-
I4C3Ss - 61gAt - sSo1n. A. yea7l
oS1Ght Dero thaA tvo-asdrosv1a-
pnnAdoA sAArG II you dsat tel1Dso ne
nnV0eA look afsehie altoEnDeais paQeg
md sths financial News t0vorr0v TO
make sura
You'd hs<ssrssAks The -niasas TOR .
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-08-12

ever. but e you sAnk- 1111sful' Il
exactiy ths sstShs word ito express
yoar sdsar
-Csstaiau.. said winnie. Win
aspsFity.
Caves have been knU~n.~ be OBJ
served. In "a imreysonal tone. where
there kas been cuits . regrettable
seseacs Of this particular ingredsenI
believe. For instance. II yoar wife
10 . rAgofaxian---
food hAs nothing 70 10 With mar
riaee.- rseortsd Winnie
You've not heen married. be
sfGhed. 80 you doat know
That's true coaeeced Winnie
nsdstasiveiy. Il dent knov--At least
noe yokr-.sm
IAegga no ysasoa vhy you
shool6rt,- put IN tAs viG0wsr. With
%. bzt ! an nos surs that rant
To- ale oA1eetsa-
fou- vuuld then enScy the advant-
49, a being IN position to prove
your assertion" hs urged
-ASouf food- shs inquired inAe-
csnsly
"An1-tAe other thirp.s As added
-Ths rumantic beauty and he hliss-
fufaens. you know"
~An6 szpposlns I foan6-vhea X
w. too ls<A-&Aat was vroasY aAs
demsxTed
~.~xog voslAnt- sAid the wfd0wer,
With snpAaais- -vor would fnd tAaf
In your eass-theory and practice
zn~<fA 4N~x4~~fw reInetA> - h>~f~
v4Sh. ye1-Afs net : vegetarian"
Bat pfoenGes1 Wtnafs. my hus-.
baAd might insist ueon making ne
hecuDa ooa~@
Il can aesver for kir-~ satd ne
vt6over sscsiseiy. DO ycu know.
whnse-hy the vay. you doot mind
NJ calling you swlnnse- Do yous
roo - 1hsve hnowu Y0efsvu1 o1noo
you we're little haby
.rou have kDoun - yost stx
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-08-12

- = hnfror she bad hes.s no eca-
tl1aes 81 fhe sozne MAJ. con6a<t
xD1e ~ ~ es college. and no %
uDoDon ~ orrr APPEARED n the
h1une . &1>n her that Ray was
1boo1onG il 70 VIA Away iron nee
uoeh<x1Y fa1oeece
fno younG n2n had . caller one
ez1ning y The pe<sor of m old eiass-
- 1aGe n1onGd asd sa1nS1 They
to1<6G abcat s<ra1eht tAhe~ uDDefeutA
d@Eo-znns gtlE<$ 169 cen6f tni1Gs
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-08-12


snp<est nsr go ssickec frce -
ios cried ost n fear sre sres no'
vkst hey eriec fesf v'
veuld esrnialy ave s<sr ssft<F tef
seue ikisss 81 nort risky q efn-
ssls ln a-sifs - nurtsr sc1 canScf
hsvs truly sB>efscular s-scts lsifh
s1tisEesl .l,eoui pssint tks Eafsei
rsice Tass wss stseils sast bFtas-
vvr vas tstsrUlned - stc.t
50 thar kls s-sord theufhs ~ss
snr piy as - -hst ~ouic hsps-a q, rs
osr rlsn ssilec Tken - ki-sf uAs
virccs outside he hoarc-rcon fsis-
- in -safiss<sl -eLic hssr IA
blurred seoasias ~ r-ss as ~ f-ii--if
. mas eie tear aayiAlss a. a.! tlrtrs
ssrs ac.entuss
He vo-terst as - .srf saes irtc
sbs roor, a. bis acalsttreut art tee-
vss perfectly arc s-rsseiy certai1 tha,
there ec-lc ee 70 failure a. at lscrF
before tets tt-s torsos-o~ Nuir Naf-
scr voas1 ~ cest and fne hssfLly
ser-oesc doetor reuit rais abagf fh>
cardiac failure ss,i sas corr1cn 90
veiShty nsn
HIS a.r~rs stepped their cerils sat-
TOO upon TIE riass. srd ee ~ect hack
ir,c The roo1 th4, vas nuir watson
cvr
Here his -ork ras ros cess- eus .
e,s ssrse O, power src the arezurs
~ personal yrosk fascis1tst hin azt
he skivsr>d 10 thins o, the DAMP los-
don streets where rer hss,snet -
sceir childish ar,Usersc's Orcirsrr
ren who could rever have imagined
the splsrcit sc1sucs o, killizg he lad
vrsrskt
Ne looked ts.1ls a re t-.ssAo-e
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-08-12

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t-gvslG1x xut al
t2ss s0st Q. sn ~
you k-cv ! tr
ish41 ~ a. Nrnss
CxrEs Tle gsts
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teIly n TOss egiis a
,cs Of wcnsy AK rss
tables
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-08-12

kAsowy~ sastss
n tke tocG ecrv<6cs.
scar "a efsee ks<
tso theugk's teee
ne frss wa Ia
n vesit ssSvssy
rfssiy thlns % 80
80 sst tsasy Ncl-
waison a. crSseicg
eovn rron skese -
seo< 81 The nit1ie
- 80 - 80
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20
DIFFERENTIATION IN PERTH AMBOY

With active work started here for the Americanlzatlon IL t"e ~
eipn nopulation of this city every effort should De put lorth 70 lar
tho most Of tbe opportunity. There is no greater task neIore inc
American people today than the making Of true Americans IL te
millions of foreign born citizens, many of whom cannot speak OF ur
derstand the American language.
The Woman's Club has been at work along this line for some time
and several women have volunteered to act a teacherS VI caS"'' !"
Epoisb in industries where women and girls are employed. The con
ference at the Y. NJ. C. A. Tuesday, which was attended by lei OIL
national and state prominence, assures a thorough organization heio
and a furtberance of the work that will mean much for the interests
NOT only of Perth Amboy and the nation as a whole, but Tor d. o
cigner himself.
Every person who has the interests of the foreign born lesldehV
81 heart will render every aid possible in this work. 1t is well known
tbat to man who can speak and understand the American language,
which is English, gets the biggest pay, IS advanced most rapidy III
his work and becomes altogether a loyal and useful citizen
We have many influential citizens among our foreign porn opu-
lation, but they owe their position as leader among their Ieho" couh-
trymen to the fact that they have a commanding knowledge IL TIC
American language. With the American language acquired, d laws
and customs of this nation are quickly learned and progress is most
rapid. -.
Because Perth Amboy has such a large foreign population the
work Of AUGMENTATION is all the more important here. 1t should
be conducted in such a manner, however, that the foreigner is maoe
TO realize that it is being done for his benefit and with IFS we!are IL
view as well as for the good of the country IN which he is MAKING us
home.
The foreigner must be made TO feel that once he learns to speak
and understand the American language he is one OF us. IL shoulu
be welcomed as a full fedged American citizen and given every Ell
eouragement to take part in public affairs and make himself useful to
his city, state and nation.
BY a getting together of all nationalities once the American lang
uage has become the common tongue, we can do much to make inns
nation the one homogeneous country we had thought 1t was, but sud
denly awakened to the fact that it was not.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20
Fl PART OF

There is nothing heroic II inspiring IN the way the House of AS
sembly iambled through a resolution rejecting the prohibition amend
ment to the federal constitution by a vive yoca vote. the actoh a
little short of cowardly. Its plain that both parties are AFRAID Il I'll
issue and jumped at the opportunity offered to dodge 1t.
Assemblyman Barrett, of the brewery owned Essex deiesauoh'
and who is the somewhat doubtful leader of the Democrats IN ne
House. is responsible for the discreditable performance, but the he
nnbl;eans easuv fell into his trap. There is reason TO believe that many
of the latter party welcomed the opportunity TO escape gong 0 N record
on the prohibition question although their party, excepting IN cases
where a deliberate pledge was made to oppose the prohibition amend
nent. had declared in favor of ratification.
1t was to be supposed that those opposed to- prohlpiuoh ."o"o oe
men enough to stand up and say so; at least men worthy Of represent.
INC The people of New Jersey in the state Legislature ought TO o Dig
enough TO go on record on every issue and state their reasons. b"t
perhaps it is too much to expect such straightforward, open n ABOVE
board methods from anyone siding with the liquor interests Ihat
business always did SAVIOR of the back room, the SIDE door M IL
screened window-sneaky, cringing traits-and 1T Is naturai. per-
baps that the friends of the liquor interests should adopt a similar
policy in handling legislation pertaining to those interests.
The legislators have not only brought discredlt upon tate oy
refusing TO Join the forty6ve sister states in the ratification OF the pro
hibition amendment, but they have debased themselves IN the eyes
of their constituents by their ignominious action.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20
Dissertations

O Happy Dayi Peanuts have been released from the list OF re-
streted imports.
Vice President Tom Marshall declares he'd rather eat a little
Grit than have another war" But, great hemloek we u Ia'nei gu
N a steady diet of blue clay.
Supreme war council would limit Germanys standing army to
100000 men, More power to F0eal
Proof that conditions in Germany are normal again is contained
in the dispatch that both Spartacans and government troops acted
like wild beasts"
Calranza has decided to collect a royalty tax on oil produced by
foreign companies, and someone should tell old whiskers that the
league for peace isn't doing business yet
of arms against Germany. 1t is more than that, Heine; but thank
Heaven it is that also.
MI. Bryan says that the league plan was suggested by his thirty
treaties, but our own theory is that it was suggested by the treaty that
became a scrap OF paper.
Chinese who sold human flesh in Russia were arrested by the po
lice, probably because they were infringing on the spirit of a govern
lnent monopoly.
That he can speak American is not sufficient reason to grant him
citizenship; he should first demonstrate that he can think American.
The Huns think our peace plans are heartless; but think how
much worse they would have been if we had been Huns.
Gentlemen may cry Peace Peacei but there is no peace until
civilization or Boshevism Is dead.
One reason why we do not feel it our duty TO restore order in Rus
STA is because il til so hard 10 get in there with enough troops.
Officially branding the kaiser a criminal is hardly worth while un-
less the brand is to be carved on him with a meataxe. sz
Peace deferred maketh Lenine sick 'em on.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20

are going TO get stung.
1t doesn't help much to be absent
minded. You can't forget the things
that you want to forget
1t is hard to make a wife believe
that an automobile isn't necessary in
the pursuit of happiness.
During a political campaign a man
would never think of neglecting his
Party for his Family the way he neg
lects his Family for his Party.
Some men get regulations as tough
guys by getting in the first blow and
then getting behind their friends and
letting them hold the other fellow so
he can't return the blow.
Even If a woman is married and
can't accept him, she likes to have a
man propose to her.
Every time a good and pure Prohi-
bitionist sees a bunch of men coming
out of a saloon it makes him mad to
realize how much good time he has
been wasting on men who are just
bound to go TO hell.
While the modern small boy is no
dude. we are still hunting for the old
fashioned specimen who is wearing a
pair of pants made out of Dads old
ones.
Many a June bride who expected an
automobile this Spring has just about
made up her mind to compromise and
accept a washing machine.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20

FftuSss NiotCtl 81 iulus
Copyright, 1919, by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
This is an unfortunate day, accord
ing to astrology. Saturn rules strong
ly for evil n Jupiter is adverse.
Conditions threatening to agricul-
lure or to agricultural interests appear
to be foreshodawed.
Trouble over prices of crops as well
as difficulty in procuring farm labor
will affect certain parts of the country
more than others.
While there is a sinister sign af-
fecting agriculture it is not one that
threatens any great misfortune and
there is a forecast of unprecedented
interest in farming. Fortunes In vir-
gin lands will be acquired through
some unexpected ven or condition.
Cooperation is TO interest farmers
as much as other classes of workers
The stars presage great achievements
through the power of the planets thai
m supposed to rule machinery.
Jupiter frowns on trading and sell
ing during this sway. Those who deal
in materials used in building may find
good luck through temporary reduc-
tions in profits.
Under this government OF the stars
men in high places or in positions
of authority probably will be severely
criticised and even harshly judged.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20
ABOUT PREACHE RS
BY REV. CHARLES sTELzLE

,Funny-isn't it
People will a Tor being told what they already know-and the more
firmly they are convinced of it, the NOR eager they are to b e told it again
and t. pay exra fol listening to il.
That's why the most popular preachers are those who have tn knack
of saying commonplace things in a sensational fashion-not. the prophets"
who see a generation ahead of their times and urge the people to ome up to
the ideals which, hey la seen in their most exalted visions
That's why the politician who always gets way with it is thu n who
so that can. tell it to them again in his W language-not h statesman
who as thought through he great questions of the day n isn't afraid to
tell the public what should be done about them.
OF course, hen q real mar with a genuine message DOES make good
begins a revolution which never stops untl his dream is realized, n
no need in being discouraged about things, for eve though the
great preacher or the statesman is apparently unsuccessful, he invariably
succeeds in enlding somebody else who, perhaps n the following genera
ton, puts across h big idea"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20
Walt Mason's Ripping Rhymes
MARCH

MARCH
b. Windy March is now OF deck; Winter gets it in the neck, and
we hear him say, by heck, it is time to loop the loops" gentle
Spring Is o the way; there are bamy winds today, and the hens
begin to lay in their richly furnished coops. March will try us for a
spell; she will rant and she will yell, raising forty kinds of Hail
Columbia, but it's all an empty bluff; Winter has his final fling ere
the birds begin to sing, and W e welcome gentle Spring; oh, the
springtme is the stuff! March may dish up snow and sheet, fill with
sfush the village street, and annoy rheumatic feet, but no dead game
sport will sigh; for the sun will follow fast n the coat tails of the
blast; Marchs tantrums will be past in the winking of a n eye. Soon
the humble bee and ant on the lawn will gaIivant and the pelican
will chant like a bu1bul to its mate; soon the hardware and the owl
and the common barnyard- fowl will sit up at night and howl, for
old Winter pulls his freight oh, the rapture and the bliss when
the Billiards cease to hiss, and the sunbeams come and kiss dewy
lilies and the rose! Marchs winds may rant and shout, but they
eannot bluff u out, for we know, beyond a doubt, they n Winters
dying throes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20

o, the world has a lure t
For the light foot, and sure.
To wander the highways and hedges,
TO tread all alone
Through the bramble and stone
And to dare the sheer cliff and its edges.
o, some love to roam
Beyond forest and foam
Or to follow the pipings of Pan,
But L choose the rest
OF a harboring breast
And the arms of my own good man.
o, some love the fame
OF a Pickering Fame
Which the breast of a boaster has made,
And some love the glare
OF the m~ultitude's stare,
Or the bicker and dicker of trade,
But 1 crave the part
OF a primitive heart:
1 am made on an old fashioned plan,
For [ love the nest
with my babes at breast
And the arms of my own good man.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20
Nell cwynns Custom.

The custom of placing an orange on
a plate near the door of Savoy chapel.
London, the Sunday after Christmas
is probably q survival Of the custom
which prevailed at this chapel after
the death Of Nell Gwynne. In those
days it was usual. In memory Of the
orange-girl, who was notably large
hearted and a kindly giser Of aims.
to place an orange ON the plate when
ever aims were distributed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20
Mean Brute!

Mrs. Gabb was in tears when Mr..
Gabb returned home in the evening.
whats the matter now?" growled
Mr.. Gabb.
Il told you long ago to have our
marriage certificate framed bawled
Mrs. Gabb. But you didn't do it, and
now l find that a mouse has eaten
it,"
"Oh, WELL" growled Mr.. Gabb, "quit
bawling. Well frame the mouse"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20
Lake McInke Saws

Even IL a wife doesn't love her hus.
band she will admire him for his good
taste in selecting her as his better
half.
AS long as a woman's memory is In
good working order she will for
give another woman.
A foolish woman smashes windows
for a vote. but a smart PIMA goes
ahead marries one.
We do not know much. But we do
that n you trust the kind CT man
whose dog tries TO crawl under the
house when the man gets home YOU
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20
ee, We Never Thought of That.

lHuston Post.)
Says Luke McLuke: I'VE would
hate to be a Methodist preacher and
have to pack and ship-the family fur
niture once a year" 1t isn't that bad,
There r four-year terms If
the worker in the vineyard is a fruit
toiler. Besides, the pastors wife
is the one who does the packing and
shipping, anyway.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20

What will become OF my poor dog
The latter part of June2
For Years he's sat and waited for me
Outside my pet saloon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20
He Had the Floor.

chartered like a Jay.
l knocked him down, he was a bore:
Just then / heard the Barkeep say:
MY friends, Philander has the
floor!"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20
Haw, Haw!

Haw, Hawi
why were you Geported 2" asked
tho German, when he met an oid
friend who had been living in the
United States.
Because the American onicials oh
jected to the way L deported myself"
replied the German-American who
had just been forcibly landed in Ger
many.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20
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Private T. A. Uehtmsn. A. y. y,
who il located near Mt 81. MihieL
France sends US word that he recent
ly received q letter fron Eies J. Kid
do, of Joy. III.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-20

Every Man Knows That He Could
Be Successful II He Only Had the
Other Fellows Job.