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Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01
CLEAN MUFFLER I
IS GREAT NEED
What Care Does 1t Require and
to What Troubles Is It Sub
jeCt Is Often Asked.
LET GAS PASS OUT QUIETLY
Let It Alone Until II Becomes CloQped
1T Does Its Work Without Any
Attention From Driver-Dis-
order Quickly Noticed.

"'Why is a muffler used on q carr
lists" says c. v. Kenworthy, president
Of the Stewart Automobile school, land
they sometimes add, What care does
1t need and to what troubles is it SUBJ
tectY
The purpose Of the mufiier is to d.
minish the noise Of the exhaust. The
gas escapes from the exhaust valve at
high pressure and strikes the car with
disagreeable force unless it is silenced.
1t is necessary to reduce the pressure
from each explosion and to allow the
gas to escape so that a great deal of
Its force is dissipated and its disjointed
nature completely changed. The gas
then passes out quietly with only a
slight pulsation or thrObbing.
Method Simple.
"The methods by which this is
brought about are very simple. A gas
passing along an ordinary pipe would
be slowed down and spread out. But
this arrangement would require too
long pipe. SO battle plates are used
| to make the gas turn corners and force
its way through small holes in the
plates. In some. mufflers the gas en-
! tiers an expansion chamber. All this
| time 1t Is losing heat and so contract
| ing; thus 1t slows down more and
! more.
1.-THE care of a muffler is to leave
| It alone until it becomes clogged. 1t
does its work without any attention
and requires nothing from the driver.
| The only time we think of 1t is when
we wish to find out II the engine is
missing explosions. Then we cut out
the muffier and listen to the sound of
| the exhaust.
Beware SCOT.
about the only trouble to which the
muffier is subject is that it becomes
| clogged with SCOT This may be caused
| by too rich a mixture from the carbu-
| rotor, indicated by black smoke from
the exhaust. Or, 1t may be caused by
oil working up on top of the pistOns,
| giving the bluish-white smoke char
acteristic of too much lubricant. An
| other cause is where the carbon has
been scraped loose from the cylinders,
but allowed to fall on the piston. This
is carried into the muller and SO helps
to clog.
| ut is easy to tell If the muffler is
clogged where there is cut-out. Run
the machine up fairly steep hill. If
the ear speeds up with the cut-Out
open it shows that the muller is
\ ciogged. A well-designed silencer
| should not cut down the power of the
engine more than 3 per cent. This diff
ference will hardly be noticeable on an
ordinary hill. So the fact that the car
slows down would indicate back pres
| sure due TO clogging."
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01
SPREAD LEAVES OF SPRINGS
Parzffin and Graphite Mixture IL One
Of Most Satisfactory Compounds
Mix Thoroughly.

One of the most satisfactory COM
pounds with which to spread the
leaves Of the spring is made of par
sffin and graphite mixed. The paraffin
may be secured in blocks from the
grocery store or candles of this ma
teri3l may be used. The paraffin
should be melted on the stove and
then the graphite be thrown into the
molten wax and the whole stirred
thoroughly.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01
Famous Window.

AS soon as sufficient skilled labor is
available the famous Flemish window
In st. Margaret's, Westminster, Lon
don, will be replaced. The window
was removed owing to the fear of
damage during air raids, and has been
stored in the abbey crypt.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01
The Bio Noise.

Charles NJ. Schwab said in a Hog
Island address:
IF the German famine keeps ON, the
strikes viii keep on, and the whole
country will go out OF existence.
There's nothing like famine to cause
revolution. AS the Dutchman said:
empty stummicks make der most
noise.'"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01

One burlesque show will keep some
men awake longer than dozen SER
mons.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01

Keep clean inside well a. outside BY taking
q gentle laxative at least once week, such -
Doctor Pierces Pleasant Pellets. Adv.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01
Ace Makes 4 Difference.

Small Son-"Mamma, Is darn 1t all
swearingr Mother-"Yes; for child
pr your age 1t Is"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01
Economical Girl.

as she economical?"
every. Uses her summer furs for a
skating costume"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01

Nothing can be done for the man
who has made up his mind that he
won't be happy.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01

one cents worth of mirth Is better
man Il dollars worth of anger.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01

When a mans heart is broken by q
woman he employs some other woman
to mend it.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01

Love and a good dinner are good
workers in the field of charity.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01

True contentment is founded on
what you have and never on what you
may some day possess.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01

The milk of human kindness Is
never run through cream separator
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01

There is pleasure in silence.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-01

Method Of Repairing the Auto Wind.
shield.
clamps at E is doubled back on the
dotted line, in order to clamp on the
glass, as at d. A couple of small. in
ner-tube patches cut In half and placed
between the metal clamps and the
glass will give a closer fit.
If carefully done, this method is
neat and satisfactory, besides saving
quite a repair bill-Power Farming.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
FREE TEXT INK I
lal IS KILLED
BY SENATE VOTE
Possibility Of Reconsidera-
ton Still Exists,

The senate today killed the free text
book bill by vote Of 10 to II. Sen
stor Wilburn Cartwright lodged mo-
tion to reconsider the vote and may
Be able to get another vote this alt-
erpooa when more senetors are o.
hand 10 vote.
The following was the vote on the
bin today, with fourteen senator's MOI
voting:
For the bill: Carpenter. Cart
wright. Dearmou. Fleming, Golobie,
HasSison, Hots, lngrsham. Karf,
kaa; Leach. Lynch. Morton. Simp-
soa. Spurloek. Wallace. Wilson and
Woods. Eighteen.
Against; Board. Coyns. Davidsoa
Knlght. NcIntosh, Rider, Smith
SUNer. Tucker. Vaughan, Watrous
Twelve, n
Fs bill did not seek 70 make free
text 61oks compulsory, the proposition
being Sptioaal with the eounties.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
STATE Has PAID
INCOME TAX NAN
.ss,25o,ooo HERE
0ne-fourth Total Final Col
Iectlons Already In,

lacome tax in Oklshoma for the
fiscal year Of 1913 up 10 and ineind-
~ March ~ totaled nearly $3.50,
900 according 10 Huhert L. Bolsn,
rollsetof Of internal revenue. There
are still . good many rsturus, espe-
eiaIly those of corporations. to BE- filed.
These collections oaly repsesenl
from one qsarter to oue-haif a the
totai money due from the tax. because
tsxpayers are only. required 70 pay
q1e- quarter Of their ia1 wnen ny
nle rstvsns. In some eases. in1ivid-
sas paid mosssthen this ADouAt, ~
u NE great qunhss Of Sasss only
the quarier Of me total ssx was paid.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28

.COPkallAckl fksrsdsy. NiFtAS
U.-Ths efa,eisl iavllnlies III fsrrpi1g
y sater ~ ~ HsNy \ 1N1nU -
% ~ |. ~ .:.s..s s. s.
s(iya m. The amy will = cosn-
pogA h6S( n thaee vho spsly lfpn
~ rsni3 ef sfsaSo1t1 lAbss ~ Ssesl
emf a peelssesiaa sojdisrs aissady gs
~ sssss. tn sol1iesy Wilf s1o<t tnglt
oeficer from section conMad ~ -
company eomAendes. ~ ~ n ~
officers will be ippolptsd b ~ s,
s,issasy u war. A political ecs
safy may be attached 10 ed 49,
Of troops.
A reserve also 10 b<ine eDfG
among the wofkmen snd WIN y
trained BY officers wha hewssoe. y
not be given the peanS - egeu1G
the forces. nor the right 10 eassy a. Y
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28

WASHINGTON, March &-(Spe-'
eiaD.-A group of the most expe-
riencsd organization politicians in
the country is nov promoting
movement 10 place General Pershing
before the nation o. the republican
presidential candidate in 1870 These
ren are laying plans quietly to get
the regular number Of votes for
Pershing In t.,e national convention.
They are covering their tracks care
fully. Twenty or more statesmen, IN
cluding senator's and governors who
have been basking in the limelight
a. possibilities for the nomination
are wondering>how far the movement
hss spread and what Pershins'' at
titude is. 2
Heading the Pershing boom group
Is Frank Hitchcock OF New York.
former postmaster general. wish .
record Of delivered votes IN national
conventions unequaled since the days
OF Mark Hanna dnd his conspicuous
success in the Mckinley campaigns.
II was Hitchcock who turned up q
the national convention Of 1908 with
. bag filled with raft-pledged dele
gates from southern states.
Again in 1916 Hitchcock was out
long months before the convention
lining sp delese'e' for chal" E
Hughes.
Il 0usst Of Psrshi1e.
Hitchcock 10 now overseas. For
some days he has been . guest Of
General Pershing, NJ one knew Re
had kose abroad sntif the annosnes-
-ment came Of his reviewing troops
with General Pershing.
II Pershhg consents, Hitchcock
and the seSsaisatioa and interests
he represents are ready to pledge
convention votes. The0 piedgea
however, srs predieated upon = vefy
deiiiiies understsndins. W
Securing eonvsntion votes eataiis
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
Fifth Liberty Loan
Payment TerrllsE Easy
staments win Be Stretched Over Period Of Six Months,
= None Over 20 Percent, Glass States.

sppiiSttion having 6sen paid prior to
Nay 10. Payments also can b COM
pleted on any ins,slment date with
accrued interest.
Terms Of the fourth liberty loan
permitted referred pavmsntA only
over four months, and the install.
nent. were arranged 70 that 50 per
6. Il became due II two weeks, from
lsssary tl6 to January %. 1912. Ii
that loan banks subscribed TT hun
dseds Of millions of dollars ssd then
allowed the public 10 pay for thea,
over . period Of ten meaths. II sim-
liar extensiees are given h this loan,
.treasufy ofllkia1s said Ne result
should b . 6seok islimSlstidn OF pop
ulas sresesipsioae lseeses ~ publis
VIZ VIZ ! ss.1s '''' y
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
]. S. TO Ask FOR so, 900 Volunteers
Real Party Organizers Boost Pershing
General Is Anxious to Punish Critics

Of the republican organization heads
II to obviate, II possible, the danger
Of . split within the soldier ranks.
II Is pretty generally established
that there is \ feud on between Wood
and PershinS resulting from the fact
thstfWood did not receive an over
seas assignment during the war.
Hitchcock. among other Vhings. will
discover how deep seated mis- feeling
-
-Four months ago il was stated en-
phstieally, by those supposed to
know. and a9op4 others by Senator
Warren, his father -in-law, that Cen
ersi Pershing had no thought 4 =
political career and that talk Of the
presidency instead Of pleasing him
wss distasteful Since then condi-
tiosis have changed.
Almost Immediately after the sign
ing OF the armistiee Pershing was
made the targe, for all sorts Of COM
plants. Many Of these were given
vide puoliefty through speeches mace
on the flooy Of congress.
Psrshisg 70 Yigk Kaoeksrs.
II Is just now being disclosed thai
General Pershing resents being made
= target. In stout terms he las no,
only written eoaeerAmg his feelings
to the war department. but 70 indi-
yiduai congressmen. Some Of ths
letters have come in double inelo.
sures, the envelope within tie en-
velope being marked highly per
sonal and coniidentialr and being
sent in such 4 way that no secretaT,
or office attache could possibly opes
|, by mistake and peruse its contests
In these letters General Pershinl
diseIoses how deeply he feeh wiu
regard to complaints and charge
which he regards s wholly unjusti
fled. In unmistakabie terms be make
kknown his purpose 10 fight back 9
his critics. r.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
RADICALS TO.
Be: OEP0RTEO''
PALMER SAYS
About 900 Cases Up to JUS
tice Department,
600 WILL Be LIBERATED
1900 Enemy Aliens Seized
|. During War.

WASHINGTON, March 28.-A-
tofney. General Palmer. disclosing to-
day that about 1000 enemy aliens were
interned during the war, said paroles
wosld be granted to some 900 Of the
harmless class, others would BE- re-
pstfisted and 900 dangerous persons
would be held indefinitely. including
about 400 protested members Of the J.
w. w. or ansrchistic oFganifations
whose cases would be ref fired to the
department Of labor with a view to
theif deportation.
Nearly an Of the, 1000 interned are
MN, and half Of them are merchant
ssAnea whose ships sought refuge in
American ports. About 1900 Of the
seamen and 500 other Germans re-
gardek ~ dangerous have made ap-
plication for registration and the Dc.
psrSnent Of justice expects that ar.
rengements will be made soon through
Ne state department for sending them
back to Germany.
GO 70 - Ut Yrss.
The department Of justice" said
M. Paimer. has recently directed the
release On paroIe, Of abost 900 per.
soas bsicnsiag 10 the more hsfmlesi
claQ Of dangerous enemy aliens. Thu
gfole consists mostly ot pefs6G5 WIZ
Wer6 iategDed bee1a0e o{.ffpaato1 We.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
PosleSpulSuE
IllIlIkI|lI|!|D|!!|IS /
xlOeoI5s,1oo
SherIffs Forces Scour coun-
try, Near Scene Of Hodup,

MEMPHIS. Tenn, Maith ~
Posses led By skerihfs depstiss and
express company agents, today were
the thieklysvooded eosatry
seross the Nississippl river from
Memphis. IN . search toe two bandits
who held Up the train crew Of an ssst.
bound s., Louis Z San Francisco
railroad passenger train ness Bridge
Junet'oA. Arkansas. isst nighA sad
rotbed the express CIR Of Two 'pseh.
asss Of eurreney. said to eoatah ap-
proxima,eIy 5000. ! Lasest fssorts
today were that no trsse Of NE then
had, beea fcdad and 1t was bslIived
proAsbie that they had boafdsa a.
othsf train, wkieh passed ~ juActioa
shortly after Ithe robbery. and esespsd.
Aeeoediag to members d the train
crew. H. basdita -bosh Of whom woes
msals. cimbed over the tender oi IN
engine q The train vac spprSaeAine
Bridge Junction a NE Artansss end
a the kridge over the Mlssissippl
river, eovers1 ths sneisees vhh ph-
tdls and forced him = stop his en-
sine. One q - - rsMainsd on
guard u. " sae)Ge while another
gained sntsahee y ~ sxpeess car,
held = ~ messsorar md sesprsd
The poo4y frsm a-eaf vsn>ilator where
NJ yossesaSes ~ hssviedIy hidden !!
whea ~ t2in eaHt - ~ unexpected
st4p. Ne a(lsmpt ~ aa6A 70 ahoses(
~ p1seengssl Aipos oseufine tie
money III - lsspbl isra sAs uaiu
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28

the floating Of large amount of po-
litieal proaissosy notes. II Hitch
cock returns To The United State, and
son,inues the promotion Of the Per.
ihing movement twill be with W.
understanding that the political
promissory notes he fpds neeess3r 3ry
TO put out will be redeemed.
Hitchcock 10 . friend Of Wood ~
we'll a Pershiag. g y
nsst Guard Against Split.
lest now . major psrt Of the work
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
COURT sALaAY HlD&
Gil SlcoGi LAW

While thA }ats s(5ln s(1es talasy
iaereases b kehUias ~ 3 06e61 -
came . lev tAls aetHi4 vie9oqe "
sigsstSss q cevesNef NeesrnqA
y On, vssys saoe4 eeeeeo9 y - -.
essase. Sut ] IT eee4n4s : - Nt1lns,,
This b IN ~ ~ !seaeiag ~
salaries d etiv6 eltleess hat has
A1eome Q nM rl ~
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
U. S. Recognition
Asked, IL noUoC&

PARIS. Masch 1-A ssmae vas
current lass siglt hat lheN Uats4
States had receivta t,ete ~
Premier Lenine aad War Nhhpg
Trotsky Of the Rsssisa spvist ~.
ernmeat asking recoSnitioa fee ~
government says Marcel Hn(k ~
De Echo Il Psvis t6dsy. NJ Hutln
adds that be .canscs ny that Pre16
dent Wiisoa b diSineined 10 Gne ~
resuest fatohsble eeuhaesatipa.'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
FUhDs,WNl1'
Be SUPPLIED
T0HUI|GE
Soviet Leader Pledges AID.
TO Reduce Austria.
ARMY IS BEINa RAiSlD
Hungarians Follow Precedent
Of Russian Rpds.

LONDON, March A-Prsmiss ".
nine has sent . aViseJess nts1a0e ~
Hungarian govesnmeat 6FRlat \ -
send an army sesinst vIensA, see1gS -
ing 10 . Budspsst &sbelth yeeslypS
in Berlin and i,rvsslsd b dhs 1x-
change Telegraph espQsAy. Leaiss
promised 10 advance 1A0O0000 80
nen 10 finance tke project +
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
wlFE'sl FtmeRy i, Y
SUIW IN PtnTloE

That . w!fs fvsgsqseiy 9l1Vlsyed
ing whlsA = wss ~ ~ y ~ IT
ID ios wtleh - rsipssd b IN -
aay satieiletoey sxl ee.atica 10 -
ia ia Z. ! disse.: IN A':s 3 4!s
&; court saaav sealaa cssa 1ei
They wsse m6sfle9 = ~ NotllDeo
in l9ij ~ Roasstee = g. Lsl h
1914. aeecsdtr y III pstllj1G -
hins sssssts \ u pstll1oo ~ n ~
bsen In ~ ssky u 80 ~ ! ysaF.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
|hODDERS3looT
Bank $4,000
Bandits Lock u Persons II
Vault at Detroit,

DETROIT, Mica, March A--Six
armed tsndlAs sAegtiy slter ! o'clock
!isis sileiYooa ~ y branch oi the
With . suh fepoetsd. 10 Ne 'polics to
excssd $S00G siter having 'lostsd
twelve pessons, iselsding pstronA -
.wsi! = stsaehs, os ths bank. b .
vnyG q "A "
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
kG|slkTURE
.NDECIDED-
)h STOPPING
Definite Known Of
Legislative Close.
III MAJ HOLD SESSION
Mary Increase Measure Is
El Cause Of JockeyIng.

he question Of the time OF final
burnment Of the sev(nth session
he legislature appeared al mitch
Doubt on the house side this morn
% 1t any time during the past
weeks.
although there Is . general Under
ding that tomorrow night OF
ly Sunday morning Will see the
d Of the sessioA no resolution fig
Z sdjournment time hss been acted
= by both houses Developments
n hour on pending Legislation,
evss. can make 1 change Ia the
bIe situation.
Salary Dill Hay psaay.
House Bill No.2is. the salary IN.
Ne bili which iss besa sent back
! lenierenee, furnishes ths last boae
basentiea and ths one obstaels
~ - % W gs r.. 'es;iI1 ~ .,s..s. ~" '"S ~.
~ eaosS1so.ss.s sae ~.
ess.y - ~ ~xn} '.s ~.
sss ~ 13ss SSS o.., -. -. -.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
War Departmental
Make Call Saturday
For Ouerseas Me,,

WA0HNoTOM Mafh nnsdlals call for 5000 veustsen
~ sy b 1M:ps las lssa prepared y u. ~. Sslaass "a prob
Any VIII y Dvbshsd tenoev 10 Incentive u snlss s
Win n ssrsl siiy @sN yasss rshH for ~ sxpsdi
ieasry fesees WAe WSh y usss hsne.
HntsQt n 0s sDsela foses WIN y for three The
M ssasAal st csnp AsaSs. ~. asd probably Win n
stsraees \ esataaasss i00 stfsaG.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28

A Berlin dineaseh Thsrsdsy resor.-
I'd Tia, the Germas eosenpeAs woald
create . court Of iavestisdRidA for
Germans accused Of efins daring the
var who bad rsqsssssd investigatioas
Of their cases. Il was said that me
eosst .wosld ~ Cseesal LsleaAogif.
Admissi Tirpit1 Fernsr Chancellor
Won Bstbmsna. .Hellwsg. Former For
eisn AihisAsts ts,sH Jseow. and othefs.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-28
I! .c!!'h|al'lsIs':, 1kl!iIsy'p
Bring yilAel,,,
7oDerCour''ts
Also Willie, Zimmerman und
Mebbe ludy Thpitz
und Others.

PARIS. Aareh a N-(Hav3s. For.
mer Emperor William lid former
Crown Prince ,Frederiek Wlliaa,
viii be among those who will Be tried
BY the high court which the GermaA
national assembly will create, Paris
newspapers soy.
Former Foreign Minister thinner
mann siso will be brought before the
court
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1919-10-17
PET ROOSTER PILOT
Bird Shows the Way In Long Automo-
bile Trip.

When r. ]. Nagle, his wife and son
rolled into garage at Waterloo, Ia,
the other night, the proprietor rubbed
his eyes, then looked again, for there
perched ever so nicely on the front
door of the car was wind-bedraggled
Rhode Island Red rooster.
No. Nagle hadn't stolen the bird in
tending IL for a future fry as he and
his family wended their way overland.
II was a pet rooster, taken along with
the family dog, to help out in relieving
the monotony OF the Journey, and also
to eke out the family purse. For the
fowl is a trained bird.
No other place than the wind.swept
front door will do for his majesty, the
rooster. The bird perches there, even
at 4O-mile gait, and seems to enjoy
II, Mr.. Nagle said At night when the
family seeks a hotel the bird and dog
guard the property. The Nagles start
ed at Los Angeles. They will proceed
to Philadelphia and from there TO
Florida and then back home TO C.lI-
fornia.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1919-10-17
Avenues Of Communication.

Still new means of communication
has been devised. No longer is man
to be dependent on the air for the
rapid transmission O{ messages; for,
new invention-mOdeled afloat a
barge in San Diego bay. California
has made possible the sending of mes.
sages through air and water And.
appropriately enough, the test of proof
came when the United States Navy
department sent message from
Annapolis, Maryland. to the British
Admiralty, telling, in this manner OF
the arrival of the R-3I in America.
Bold advcnturer had conquered the
air, indeed, but not long before an
other group, less SPECTACULAR, hur-
messed the sea and land 10 their own
particular requirements.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1919-10-17
Dressed Beef.

Some soldiers ut camp spiod a COW
in nearby field and after capturing
her with the intention of having a
drink of muk on the owner they dis
covered to their disgust that she was
dry.
disappointed doughboy leveled his
gun at her, saying: "She'd look better
to me as dressed beef"
Give you 50 If you turn the trick"
said another. IT'S CO." said the first
one. "TH turn her into dressed beef
before morning and claim that So"
None OF us thought he meant II, but
In the morning he claimed the money.
saying the COW was now dressed beef.
We had to be shown, so were taken to
the field, and there, sure enough. the
COW was dressed. She was careering
about the field In a complete outfit Of
the kitchen police.-Exchange.