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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-29
Communion Services at
Linglestown Church Of God

LingleStown, Pa, March 20. =
There will be communion services held
in the Church OF God on Sunday even
ing by the pastor, the Rev. James Wag-
vices in the United Brethren by the
Rev. L. d. Gottschall. - Mrs Henry
Wilbert and two sons of Raysoryille
Heights, spent Wednesday with Mr.. and
Mrs. David Felty.-Mr. and Mrs. Dan
iel Hetricl1. Of Harrisburg. spent Sun
day as the guests of the formers par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Hal Hetrick.-Mr.
and Mrs. John Geyer and daughter
Ruth, of Middletown. were guests at
the home of Mrs. Rebecca Baker. -
Miss Ethel Feeser, of Hainton, spent
Sunday with her grandmother. Mrs.
L. D. Gottschall and daughter Frances
spent Wednesday with Miss Annie Le-
Van at Charton.-Mr. and Mrs. John
Buck and daughter Ruth of Harrisburg,
mother, Mrs. Annie Buck. - Mr.. and
Mrs. Amos Lingle and son Charles of
Pleasant View, motored to the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Austin Schaner on We'd
nesday-Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Irwin
and daughter Gladys, of Progress, are
spending few days at the home of Mr.
Mrs. John Nagle.-Dr. and Mrs. Harry
Schaner son John aNd daughter Flea
nor, of Harrisburg, spent Sunday at
the home of John Schaner. - Robert
Brown, OF ttaTTlSDurR, spent sunday at
the home of Mrs. Rebecca BakIr.-Mr
and Mrs. Paul Getz, of Mt. Joy, on
Sunday motored to the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Miles Bolton.-Miss Anna Schaner
spent few days with Miss Katie Felty.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Leese and son
Walter motored to the home of Mrs.
Leese's parents. Mr.. and Mrs Adam
Walmer at Steelstown.-Mr. and Mrs.
Roger Good and daughter, of Harris
burg, are spending several days with
Mr.. Goods parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Will
liam Good.-Mr. and Mrs. Chester
Johnson and children, of Penbrook.
spent Wednesday with Mrs. Mary Far
ling.-Dr. Charles Smith and daugh-
ter Grace, who spent the winter in
Harrisburg returned to their home here.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Keller, of Harris
burg. spent Sunday with Mrs. Keller's
sister, Mr.. and Mrs. William Koons.-|
Mrs. Mary Frank, of Paxtang, spent
Wednesday with Mr.. and Mrs. Edward
Zeiders-Jay Potteiger, of Charleston,
spent a day with Mr.. and Mrs. David
Felty-Mr. and Mrs. George Parthe-
more and Miss Esther Farling, spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Shambaugh at Harrisburg. Mr.. and
Mrs Edward Zeiders and daughter
Miss Dora Zeiders, spent Sunday with
Mr. and Mrs. James Frank, at Harris
burg-Miss Salome Feeser. of Harris
burg, was a Sunday visitor at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. NJ. r. Bolton. =
Mrs. Frank Balsbaugh and Miss Mabel
Feeser, of Hershey, spent the week.
end at the home of their mother. Mrs.
Carrie Feeser.-Gideon Feeser, of Pen
brook, visited friends here on Sunday.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-29
MILLER ALTO COMPANY
GETS SHIPMENT of
nIDSMORuE TRUCKS

The Miller Auto Company, VINO ar are
the local distributors OF olasn,oo,e' ,,,st re-
Maxwell and Haynes cars have just re-
Gently received their first shlpfnenI % %
Oldsmobile trucks They haa 'wo ",
these trucks on display at the ohIa w.
show and they created
comment. .hrse-ouar-
-. ~ rheumatic light delivery car
"a aniovs the same reputation that the
u sa,,.,nr oar does. The range OF oody
.ut str'e S Sts II for work of any kind in both
sts'e tss city W and country 1t is equipped
,it, u,it Gle eIectric starting and lighting sys,
tenn tenn four cylinder motor, and Internal
gear drive.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-29
YANKs on NIuRMAN COAsr

YANKS ON MURMAN COAST
Archangel, March 29.-The first
American railroad troops, destined
for work on the Murman railway,
have arrived on the Murman coast.
Other detachments are expected to
fnIIaw
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-29

stead of going through the Auditor
Generals office and losing time. LII
the Bowman bill becomes a law
soon some lands can be taken over
in counties where the State does
not now own lands in the form of
forest reserves which could be made
available for transfer to the Game
Commission. They could be sur
rounded with wires this spring and
stocked with game without delay
as the State is getting many quail
from Mexico and has numerous
pheasants to distribute. The Game
officials say that it will bring them
authority to do what they have long
wanted to do to meet the requests
of sportsmen. Counties not far from
the big cities which are far removed
from the forest reserves will be able
to have game sanctuaries which Will
furnish plenty of sport in the neigh
borhood in a few years.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-29
HARRISBURG TO READING VIA
HORSE SHOE CURVE
PRACTICALLY EVERY CAR
AND TRUCK SOLD THAT WAS
ON EXHIBITION At THE SHOW

After what was the most successful
show ever held in Harrisburg the deal
ers are beginning to look around to find
out just where they stand on deliveries
of cars. Partically every one of them
sold out the stock they had on eXhibi-
ton. so great was the demand for i'm
mediate deliveries. Spring weather and
the lure of the open, as we'll as the long
waiting spell caused by the war is the
cause for the sale of so many cars.
Many of the dealers are receiving ship
ments every week and are trying hard
to keep the supply up to the demand.
With others, who looked ahead. a few
cars are being held in stock for I'M
mediate deliveries.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-29
PRESERVE BILL
WILLBEPASSED
Bowman Measure Has the
Support of Many
Legislators

, Early enactment of bills provid-
ing n system for State acquisition
of lands for game preserves and
auxiEiaries is being prepared for
by State Game officials who eX-
pect several tracts of land in West
ern counties to be offered for use or
for sale. There are two bills regu-
lating these matters, both of which
have been much discussed. One is
the Bowman bill which would allow
$4,000 of the proceeds of hunters
licenses to be used annually in pur-
chases. not to exceed $40 an acre,
and the other the Wallace bill rela-
tive to auxiliary reserves.
The Bowman bill was not opposed
in the House and its early passage
is expected in the Senate along with
the bill to authorize the Game Com
mission to pay the bounties for war
mints" that destroy game direct in
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-29
.uTuUR MILLER ENLARGiN"
,IIS sERyICE STATION

Extensive remodeling is going on a.
.,,a West shore Auto Repair and Bat
terv Service Station. This firm recen.,
" started business at Second ssree, ,,
and Fulton avenue to take care Oh a..
Tinds of repair work and service I,'a Ioa
could and other storage batteries. IN s
demand for storage as Wen as repan
crew to such an extent that the eh1ar I.I,sor ~
ing of the garage was imperat'Ve' W." 80
completed this garage VIII De the ID,
est and most up-to-date IN "oii'''e''
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-29
Herd IA Persons
Into a Bank Vault
and Steal Big Sum
Bv Associated Press.

Detroit, Mich, March 29.-Herd-
ing fourteen persons, including sew
eral women patrons, into the lavatory
and the vault of the West Side
Branch of the Commonwealth State
bank here, six unmasked bandits yes
terday afternoon robbed the insti-
tuition of $4,000 in cash and unreg-
istered Liberty Bonds which officials
say may EXCEED $65,000 in value.
Fifty thousand dollars in currency
had been removed from the branch
to the main office only a few hours
before the holdup, according to j.
w. McCausey, president of the bank.
The holdup was one of the most
daring in recent years. Two of the
men stood guard outside the entrance
to the bank while four entered with
the man at their head waving a saw
ed off shot gun.
The bandits gathered up all the
currency in sight and escaped in a
big touring car.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-29
Hudson River May
Flood Troy as in 1916

Troy, n. Y, March 29.-As the
result of rain which had fallen
yesterday, the Hudson river rose
rapidly and last night it was feared
that if the storm continued much
longer Troy might again experience
a flood similar to that in 1916. The
weather to-day will undoubtedly re-
suit in the river rising much higher.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-29
AUTOMOBILE NEWS
LOCAL FEATURES INTEREST TO AUroIsTs

| through the small searchlights that are
known as the "Daylo."
Ffshman's garage will install COM
plete equipment to give up-to-the min
ute service on batteries and will carry a
complete stock of every size of the
Everready for any make of car.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-29
FIsHMAN GARAGE TO
RE LOCAL. REPRESENIAfiN Es
ron EVERREADY BATTERIES

The Fishman garage has been ap-
pointed the local service station and
sales representative for Bverready bat
teries. These batteries are we'll known
all over the country and are made by
the same firm that have become famous
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-13
Bargain Basement Trimmed F, aste

FINE PERCALES that come a
yard wide, in assorted stripes
and figures, per yard
BLEACHED COTTON of excep-
tionally good quality, yard
wide, very exceptional, per yard.
DRESS GINGHAMS in wanted
Plaids and Stripes, featuring
light and dark colors, per yard.
CHECK DIMITIES of fine quality,
in assorted checks, will also 90
tomorrow at
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-13
Demonstration Sterno Canned He


she this
Company
Cooking
cnouce her demonstration
queslon advance
handy devices
preparation Ito
milk heating
" NNNoA~'"nAo'o
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-13

1 lIle DledCn CheetS
These excellent Sheets of
heavy round thread muslin
come hand torn and hemmed;
Slx90 inches in size, at. .$1.45
Pillow Cases at Csc
These are full bleached and
measure 42x36 wholesome of
the biggest Opportunities"
at csc
Large Bed Spreads
"A splendid showing of as
sorted patterns govern these
large, heavy Crochet Spreads.
dC .$1.SS
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-13

Good 81 90 Corsets
New models made of excel
lent quality material will be
offered in assorted sizes, very
speclaI at .69c
Boys Special ants
Sizes from z to II years are
offered in these Wool Pants,
from $3.50 lines, to be sold
Monday -. .S1.OO
Boys $1,000 Suits
Only a limited number of
these Suits, made Of excellent
Blue Serge materials. Will be
closed out at 5000
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-13
Your Corset

Gossard formulating Corsets,
vital in their relation to the de-
Velopment of a correct and
beautiful figure, and the mould
ing of style lines, have attained
their enviable position by main
tanning unquestioned superior
lty through assisting nature to
perfect expression. There's a
style for every figure, and
yours among them. Prices
range from 1915 to :. $4,000
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-13
Rich MORE Ribbons

Ihls item is typical of others no less i'm
portant in relation to your Easter require
ments. We refer to a showing of All-Slk
MORE Taffeta Ribbons that come GH
IN. WIDE of fine quality Black, White and
assorted Staple and Novelty Shades. soc
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Look for the Large Chance.

The opportunity that is bigger than
you are cannot help you, no matter
how close il comes. To be worth any
thing. a chance must fit. Instead Of
simply waiting for your opportunity,
grow up TO IL. Big people do not need
to put up with small openings. and lit
tie people find 1t impossible to I'LL big
ones. II you are growing all the time,
and fitting yourself for the larger
chances, you need not worry for fear
they will fail to present themselves.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Relic Of Lona-Past AGE.

While cutting peat in the Leithen
headwater area, the shepherds un-
earthed q horn, which may have be-
longed to Bos primi-genus or Bos
longifrons, the wild oxen that roamed
over Britain from the glacial age to
near historic times. It was found at
depth Of four feet from the surface,
and the shepherds also averred that
there was q small patch Of brown hair
attached. which is quite probable, as
the peat would act as a preservative.
London Mail.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Wonderful M:nI,tur. Moser.

A miniature electric motor Ia de-
scribed as weighing only $50 grains.
and as being InclOsed In a shell about
an inch and half long and an inch
and n quarter In diameter. The shaft
Is designed especially for holding tools
Of deLiIsts or surgeons. but IL may be
used for fine drills for metals or gems,
or for other similar purposes. The
motor Is driven at a maximum rate of
about 5000 revolutions per minute.
and Is adapted tor Use with either d.
rect or alternating current.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Work While n Work.

It's q good thing not to take your
hobbies TO the ONCE. It's also a good
thing to dispense with easy chairs and
other Injuries in your place OF bust
ness. Take the rest cure at home. The
Office is a place Of toll. 1t should be
comfortable. but its appointments
should be suggestive Of work and eff
cheney rather than leisure. Instead
Of making a man feel like taking q
nap the Office environment should be
IN urge to his best efforts.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Quaint Packing Of Eaoa

In many Korean towns one sees
piles Of eggs outside the shops, done
NJ In straw rolls. This II the Korean
method Of packing eggs. There are.
as q rule. ten eggs In q roll, and the
straw casing Is 80 cleverly twisted
and 30 strongly woven that II can be
moved without fear Of the eggs fall
ing out. A native viii lift up roll,
place IL across his shoulders and
march away. and though the roll may
sway dangerously to and fro, its con-
tents always remain intact
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Japanese Idea Of Music.

Among the japanese especially, a d.
rectly divine origin is attributed to
music. The mythical legend runs that
the art was invented by the gods to
appease the anger of the sun god
dess and to induce her to shine once
more upon the earth and upon the
other divinities. The melodies which
resulted were potent TO prevail upon
her. and thus was light restored to the
world and music and dancing were
given for fits delight.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Mandy Plant IN Desert

IN the desert Of Sonora, Medca
there In a plant. the guarequi. which
husbands It's water supply. The guare-
qui is q relative Of the squash ana
pumpkin, and inhabits q locality In
which practically all the rain falls
within q period Of six weeks. The
base Of the stem is swollen to form q
hard. woody structure. which In time
attains the size Of q large squash. IL
Is really nothing more than a vegeta-
BILE reservoir designed TO hoard up the
scanty moisture and dole out the
precious fluid In time Of need.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
cuheh.

Cubeb berries are from the climbing
plant called Piper Cubeba, native or
the West Indies. being extensively cul-
tivated in Jeya and Sumatra. II Is
used as local stimulant in indigestion
and as a iavoring vehicle In mixtures
and gargles. 1t is valuable particular
ly in diseases Of the mucous MEM
brane, especially Of the bronchl. Ere
quently smoked In cigarettes for their
effect on the mucous membrane Of the
bronchi and larynx.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Wasted Patience.

he was a green Scottish lad, and one
Of his duties was to answer the teie-
phone. When first called on TO do So
In reply to the usual query: "Are you
thereI" he nodded assent. Again the
question came and again and yet again,
and each time the boy gave the an
swering nod. When the question came
for the fifth time, however. the boy,
losing his temper. roared through the
transmitter: MAN, are ye blin'? I've
been noddin' ma held an for the last
half DOR r-BostOn Transcript.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
SoYa Bean Oil Production.

Soya bean oil. which originates prin-
cipally in Manchuria. is almost entire
ly controlled by japanese. The sup
ply Of beans last year was very large
and the amount of oil turned out was
limited only by the capacity Of mills.
A number Of large new plants were
started both in Manchuria and Japan
and most Of the already established
mills increased their capacity.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Took Time to Prepare Work.

The more one reads of the great
war the more one must appreciate the
fact that Victor HugO's immortal de-
scription of the battle Of Waterloo was
not written until 1881, or IS years
after IL happened. and time had been
given for the dust 10 settle. 1t was
81 years after Waterloo that Tenny-
son wrote Bury the Great Duke With
an Empires LamentatiOn."
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Fruits Stand e..

Fruits have the honor of S.,,.
widely diffused geOgraphicaTv sOs
with the kindliest care ona GOva
nrst used by man as food. TS. 'eias
enter largely into the regimen !, Ha
cultivated nations, and are ,Su u b,
Oh ciVilizers. =. The use of tba,. res
such universal Importance tbs, Z
not suosist in any plenty or elss, y
without them. And everywbs, s'I''
side the cultivated man grows n. V
chard' to intimate his refnemsD r u !.
those excellences most be6ttiD. :, =
race.-A. Bronson AlcOtt ~
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
What ls in Your Hearti

It Is not always necessary to make o
conscious effort to help others. II we
are trying our hardest to do right
helpfulness will radiate from our lives,
as heat radiates from a fire. II there
is kindness and sympathy in our hearts
our very silence will be eloquent. The
greater part Of helpfulness is the con-
scious sort which is the direct result Of
our being what We are.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
The SunhoWer.

In olden times the name for the sun
flower was sOlsecle the sun-fOllOxa
The ancient sunfiOwer. or sun-follOVe,
was the marigold; the plants Of he
present day are Of American origin
It sometimes attains a height Of %
feet. 1t was introduced into Europe
in the middle Of the sixteenth cen.
fury.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Bee FARMING Has Future.

II is a fascinating business. that Of
bee farming. and a business which
Notwithstanding the fact that IL dates
back TO prehistoric times, Is even yet
an infant industry. Which Is to say.
II is not one-fourth developed to the
potential limit. There is an immense
amount Of honey wasted every
year because there are not enough
bees to gather IL.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Palm Brushes.

The same Chinese palms which pro-
vide the ordinary palmleaf fans are
now being cultivated for fiber as well
as for leaves. The outer portion Of
the leaf stems is removed. the fiber
cut into different lengths, and the
product is ready to be shipped to the
United States for use In brush manu-
facture.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Something Else TO DO.

You will see the pools and the stand
ing water frozen through the winter,
when the little running streams are
bounding along between fringes Of icy
gems. Why is this? The streams have
something else TO do than stand still
20 be frozen up. Be you like them
John Hall.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Aid to Remembrance.

Dorothy has a habit Of biting her
finger nails. Her father promised her
a ruby ring on her birthday II she
would stop the habit. At the end Of
the first day she inquired: Daddy, II
I had the ring on my finger don't you
think me could member more better"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Antiquity Of Gloves.

Gloves are Of great antiquity, having
been worn in England as long ago as
In Saxon times. Practically the only
change which there has ever been In
styles Of gloves has been In their dec
grafton. Sometimes they were richly
adorned with Jewels, IS having been
paid for a pair in the fourteenth CEN
tury.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Power for Good and Evil.

Into the hands Of every individual
Is given a marvellous power for good
or for evil-the silent. unconscious,
unseen influence Of his life. This Is
simply the constant radiation Of what
a man really is. not what he pretends
to be. Life is a state Of constant radi-
alton and absorption; to exist is to
radiate; to exist is to be the recipient
Of radiatiOnS.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18

James, Bob and Billie were playing
with a box Of animal crackers. James
put in his thumb and pulled out a.
rhinoceros cookie. "Ahl" he shouted,
look. Bob and Billie, at my rhinoster."
Bob is older. he is the big boy of the
family. "'Tain't q rhinoster. Jimmie.
it's a rhinostrudge mo. Stree" said
Billie, its a rhinOstrous
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Heart 10 Busy Oruan.

Your heart Is a very busy organ.
While you breathe once. II beats four
times. At each beat It sends four
ponds Of blood through your veins
and arteries. The weight Of the circu-
lating blood is % pounds. When you
run, your legs and the other parts Of
your body need more blood. 30 your
heart must pump faster. 1t Is q cease
less worker.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
Refresh Your PRINCIPLES.

When u man starts afresh. either
with the newness OF a new year or
with the stimulus of altered circum-
stances or with the inspiration of a
new work. what his start ought to do
for him is to refresh the deepest prin-
ciples by which he lives.-Phillips
Brooks.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
snake,a Skin N Barometer

The skin of the black diamond rat
tlesnake is utilized as a barometer in
Florida. When preserved like raw
hide and hung up the skin will emit
beads Of moisture at the first fndica-
ton Of storm. These indications oc-
casionally occur several hours before
the arrival Of the atmospheric disturb
ance.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
To Prevent Rugs SIippina

There are many devices to prer,.,
rugs from slipping on highly-pOlshss
floors. One Of the best and also d,
cheapest is to cut pieces Of roun
sheathing paper the exact size Of Ii,
rugs and lay II under them. They will
not move them. Another way Is to
sew triangles Of corrugated rubber
Eheeting to the corners Of the rugs
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
ENGLISH Lavender and Mint.

The great secret Of English lavender
and mint lies In the sofia light. fria-
be. chalky soil, not often found in a
climate congenial to both plants. yet
essential to q perfect result. Each. in
fact. may be grown with q certain
measure Of success on hill. in marsh
land, or meadow, for both are hardy.
and, when well rooted. are nearly i'm
pervious to drought and frost.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
The Eandanoo.

The dance bearing this name is Of
Spanish origin. 1t is In three-eighth
time and Is invariably accompanied
with castanets and sometimes also
with a tambOurine. Its musical char
acter is the strong accent on the
second beat of each bar instead Of the
first.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1919-01-18
u Can't Be Done.

A French professor AYERS that the
greatest wealth of ideas comes to the
human brain between two and i've
o'clock in the morning. Has the
learned professor ever been able to
hit on one that came anyways near
fooling his wife during the wee small
hours? Neither have we.-Grit