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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1919-11-28
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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1919-11-28

gri6eint ieben 6reita9.

Derausoeber: Die Observation-Disclosures
NooIf gan6rian. YrdlIoent.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1919-11-28

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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1919-11-28
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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1919-11-28

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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-10
WASHINGTON BIRTHDAY
PROGRAM ARRANGED
Patriotic Societies Invite Public
officials to Celebration Under
Joint Auspices.

Special invitations have been sent
to members of the diplomatic corps,
cabinet officers, senators and repre-
sentatives, members of the judiciary
and other officials, both of the fed
eral and District governments, to at
tend the public celebration of Wash
ington's birthday, arranged. as here
tofore, by joint committee repre-
senting the National Society of the
Daughters of the American Revolu-
ton, the District of Columbia Society
of the Sons of the American Revolu-
ton. and the Sons of the Revolution
in the District of Columbia
The exercises planned will be held
in Memorial Continental Hall at 1920
am, with Elmer NJ. Wentworth of
Iowa. past president general. National
Society S. a. R. as presiding officer.
The program includes the presenta-
ton of the gold medal offered by the
Sons of the Revolution in the Dis
trict to the school child submitting
the best essay on Anthony Wayne's
TO an address by the presiding officer
one Will be made by David Jayne
HILL There will be a reading from the
papers of George Washington by
Brig. Gen. George Richards, president
of the Sons of the Revolution in the
District The music will be furnish
ed by the United States Marine Band
under leader William II. Santelmann.
The general public is asked to attend.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-10
TO PROMOTE WELFARE
OF GERMAN WORKERS
New Government Departments
Plans Contain Novel Features for
Health and Service.

MUNICH. January 20 Correspond
new government department for social
affairs. one of the first fruits of the
revolution. has announced a program
which contains some novel features
intended to promote the welfare Of the
workers.
One of the most important of its
plans is to organize a new bureau of
public health, to be charged with the
task of ascertaining the causes of ILL
ness among employees in all trades and
the discovery of means of preventing
them.
All industries are to be inspected by
representatives of labor organizations
so that workmen may be assured of
better protection.
1t is intended to prohibit after April
/ the publication of advertisements
offering employment. The reason for
this is not stated.
other plans announced by the new
department are: Extension of the
powers of industrial physicians. In
teresting of capital in the construc-
ton of workmen'S homes. New ar
rangement of the working hours of
house servants, including more free
time Farmers, peasants and country
la borers are to be placed on an equal
basis with industrial and trade work
ers. New arrangement of the pay
ment of war pensions for the families
of those injured in the war. Altera-
ton of the existing home worker
laws with special reference to the
working women who labor at home.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-10

The following cabled corrections are
issued as an appendix to the regular
casualty lists at the request OF the sew
erai press associations:
| KILLED IN AcTIoN-PREvIoUsLY RE-
PORTED DIED.
LIEUTENANT:
| SPEAKAIAN Harold, Narberth, Pa.
WOUNDED SEVERELY IN AcTIoN-PRE-
vIoUSLY REPORTED KILLED IN ACTION.
GARDNER, Clarence. Cementon. y. Y.
WOUNDED IN ACTION (DEeREE UNpE.
TERMINED PREVIOUSLY REPORTED
KILLED IN ACTION.
DANIELsON. oscar Beivlew MINI.
I,ELToN. Riley, Louisville. Ga.
JONES, John L.. Sitka. Ny
WINDERS. Frank L., Mspleton, Iowa.
RETURNED TO DUTY-PREvIoUsLY RE-
PORTED KILLED IN ACTION.
PRIyATES:
GAETA. RaTaele, Boston. Mass.
O'NEILL, John, Clear Lake. Iowa.
TERMINEDl = PREVIOUSLY REPORTED
DIED FROM WOUNDS.
SERGEANT:
CHRISTIE Robert, Arnot Pa.
RETURNED TO DUTY-PREv1oUsLY RE
PoTED DIED OF WOUNDS.
PRIvATEs:
MELNICK. Joseph, New York, N Y
PARKER, Clarence. CherryyilIe, n. e.
STUDIES. William G. Covington, KY
WOUNDED IN ACTION DEGREE UNDE-
TERMINED) - PREVIOUSLY REPORTED
DIED.
HALBERG. Hiaimer Gustav. Lyons, Neb.
PAUL. Jesse j.. Laurel Hill, Fla.
MISSING IN ACTIoN-PREvIoUsLY RE-
PORTED WOUNDED SEVERELY IN AC-
TIoN.
PRIVATE:
a
KILLED IN A0TIoN-PREyIoUsLY RE:
PORTED WOUNDED IN ACTION DEGREE
UNDETERMINED.
McELI, Francis l.. Providence. f. I.
NASHiNSKIE, Andrew, Shenandoah Pa.
KILLED IN ACTIoN-PREvIoUsLY RE-
PORTED MISSING IN ACTION.
CoRPoRAIIS:
CLEARLY, Frank w, Bardonia, n Y.
JORDAN, William J.. Philadelphia, Pa:
MURPHY, Christopher f., Buffalo, y. Y.
PRIVATES:
andrews, Clair Ferris, Binghamton. y. Y.
FOXWELI.. Clinton l., Norfolk. Va.
MUELLER. Gehardt l.. Burlington. Iowa.
MURPHY. Peter NJ, New York, n. Y.
IANNEBAKER, CIoyton, Neche, n. D.
IATCHEN, Fred E., Sugar Grove, Pa.
TATE. Edward, Wyndale. Va.
THOMPSON, James A, Racine, Wis.
DIED OF DIsEAsE-PREvIousLY REPORT
ED MISSING IN ACTION.
y
AULL, Charles J., Indianapolis, Ind
DIEp-PREvIoUsLY REPORTED MISSING
IN ACTION.
PRIvATES:
STEGMAN, A. Lawrence, Bay City, Mich
PALASH, Andrew H.. Amherst. Wis.
WOUNDED SEVERELY IN ACT1oN-PRE-
IoUSLY REPORTED MISSING IN Ac-
TON.
SERGEANT:
yoNLAND. George o.. st. Louis, Mo.
CORPORAL:
ROTH. Charles E.. Verona, Pa.
PRIYATES:
DIMICH. Lukas, Red Lodge, Mont.
kEPPLER, Robert F., Cleveland. Ohio
PALLACk. Adam, Detroit, Mich.
f0ST, Roy, Harvard, Neb.
WOUNDED SLIGHTLY IN AcTIoN-PRE.
vIoUSLY REPORTED MISSING IN AC-
TON.
PRIyATES:
CRA1GER, James A.. Roaring Ford Va
JACKSON. Andrew. Baltimore. Md.
WOUNDED IN ACTION DEGREE UNDE-
TERMINED) - PREVIOUSLY REPORTED
MISSING IN ACTION.
PRIyATES:
HOFFMAN,, Conrad, Baltimore, Md.
AuAANIC, Andrew, Baltimore, Md
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-10
Representative Russell Is Ill.

Representative Russell OF Missouri,
who for years has read LincoIn's
Gettysburg address in the House on
February IL, Lincoln's birthday, is
i'll and will not be in his seat on the
anniversary this year. Representa-
tive Rubey of Missouri has been desig
mated by Speaker Clark to read the
address after Mr.. Rubey had suggested
that the custom inaugurated by his col
league should be perpetuated
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-10
European Train Service Renewed

BASLE, Switzerland, February g
The French and the German-Austrian
governments, through their repre-
sentatives, have reached an agree
meGt for the resumption of fast train
service between Paris and Vienna and
Bucharest, according to the Vienna
Neue Freie Presse.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-10
Gen. A. A. Fries on Duty Here.

Brig Gen. Amos A. Fries, U. s. A,
who recently arrived in this country
from service in France. has been as
signed to duty in this city with the
chemical warfare service.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-10

Above is the summary of casualties,
including casualties reported today.
The list includes those lost at sea.
ais the total Marine Corps casualties
to date. but does not include the Navy
casualties.
Army casualty lists released for
publica ton today contain 1879 names,
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-20

Copyright 1919 oy Company Reserved
Registered L. ). Office.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1919-06-26

hearth" 1t is good to make such a
fundamental and far-reaching de-
claration. We can do it whenever
we attend church or at the close of
the day or at its beginning, in youth
or manhood.
Response to Gods love is often
temperamental. Each one of us
shows it in a characteristic way. One
will repent, another will increase
faith, another will deepen obedience
and still another will pray. Men
cannot really have faith or obey, or
pray, without the undergirding of
love.
ii. The Motives for Love.
There is no greater message in the
Bible than that found in John 3:16.
Luther called it the little gospel"
1t is the most comprehensive and
classic statement of christianity. 1t
does not omit the social interpreta-
tion of the gospel for no man can
have eternal life" who does not
treat his brother justly or who for
gets to be a genuine neighbor to
any and all who are in need.
We love God because He first loved
us. We love Him because of His
glorious character, because of what
He has done for us. Sooner or later
we love Him because of the de-
mands which He makes upon us.
1t is encouraging to know that
we can grow in love. What makes
man good linguist, a good steno-
grapher? Practice. What makes a
man good man' Practice. Love
is not thing of enthusiastic emo
ton. 1t is rich, strong, manly,
vigorous expression of the whole
round Christian characteristic
Christlike nature in its fullest de-
velopment, and the constituents of
this great character are only to be
built up by ceaseless practice.
If we make love the guiding prin-
ciple of life we shall never go
wrong. We can test our love by the
love of God which is manifested
through Christ Jesus our Lord.
Whichever way the boat is going
the compass always says "That's
north" The human soul needs some
thing which will always point one
way and say unerringly That's
right" And the right is never RI
diculous. There is such a thing
says Paul. at is having the spirit
of love in your heart"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1919-06-26
Just Suited Him

"What pawt have you--aw--weserv-
ed foh me, Miss Coachem?" asked
young Sapeigh of the fair manager Of
the amateur historicals.
why, really, Mr.. Sapleigh." she re-
piled, I'm afraid I've overlooked you,
and all the parts have been assigned.
Oh, by the way, there is stir the part
of the heroine's father. l think that
would about fit you"
"The pawt is weally Of littleZ,aw-
consequence, doncher know, just so
I'm one of the actahs," said Sapleigh.
what am I-aw-suposed to do in the
pawt?"
"Well,' answered the manageress,
"as the heroine is supposed to be an
orphan, I'm afraid 1t will be necessary
that you should remain dead"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1919-06-26

The mysterious Elmer Wolsted.
VITO seemed to appear at Cleveland.
OHIO. and aObokea. n. j.. at the
same time. has been discovered"
The real Wolsted u home with nls
mother In Cleveland. aud the other.
whose real name Is Joseph p0ttn-
sky. seventeen years old. OF New
York. y being held By the federal
authorities.
Poiinsky. who posed a. Wolsted.
according TO bis own story. received
wound In bis left arm when 20
jumped from the building OF the
chtldren's Society last January tn
making his escape. He then ws0s
N Camp.A1uia. whsrs hs was given
add jobs
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1919-06-26
SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON FOR
JUNE %. 1919:


Golden Text: 81 will praise Thee,
0 Lord my God, with my whole
heart" Psalm 86:12.
Lesson Philippians 3:7-14.
1. Responding to Gods Love.
1t is one thing to know that God
loves us and another thing to re-
spond to His love. Sometimes l
think that responsibility means the
ability to respond. No doubt we
are most responsive in spirit when
we are younger. Response to love
is an act of the heart but also of the
head and of the soul. Such a re-
sponse is the highest act of which
we are capable.
1t is always helpful to make de-
claration of our response to Gods
love. Doubtless the psalmist felt
better when he said: 81 will praise
Thee, o Lord my God, with all my
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1919-06-26

Angry Employer-"Do you mean to
contradict me? You haven't as much
sense as donkey"
Clerk-"No, sir; don't pretend to
ret my opinion up against yours"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1919-06-26
A uni,ue DISSERTATION Of a Man

OHI4Vo DSScTTPlIo" o' WdH
A little girl was asked to write an
essay about man. The following was
her composition.
"Man is funny animal. He has
eyes to see with, hands to feel with.
and is split UP the middle and walks
on the split ends"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1919-06-26

Contractor-"Whoop! I've got the
contract for cleaning the streets! I
bid lower than anybody else."
Wife-"Isn't there any risk Of losing
money by your low bid?"
Contractor-"Not q bit. Flounces
are coming into fashion again."
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1919-06-26
Time Enough

Taughter-What! Marry Mr., Mon
ibags! hate him; l despise him;
abhor him!
Mrs. de Fashion-H"~'. child; you
needn't tell him 80 until after you
marry him.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1919-06-26

Not a Promising Menu
Traveller Tin southern hotel)--Can
get anything to eat here?
Sambo-Yes, sir.
Traveler-Such as what?
S3mbo-Such as 1t Is, sab.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1919-06-26
Wet aIanketIna oenIus

SIN what meter shall l write this
light verse. my dear?"
''IIow would the gas meter DOR
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-05-23
he TIME of SILL AS WRIGHT

had come out of the courtroom pressed
near me and bent over and looked at
the set eyes of Benjamin Grimshaw
and said:
"She f1oored him at last. knew she
would. He tried not to see her. bur
tell We that bOny old finger of hers
burnt hole in him. He couldn't. stand
it. I knew he'd blow up some day un-
der the strain. She got him at last"
"Who got him?" another asked.
"Rovin' Kate. She killed him point
ing her finger at him-so."
"She's got an evil eye. Everybody's
afraid O. the crazy OF trolIope"
Nonsense! She isn't half as crazy
as the most of u.s." said the lawyer.
"In my opinion she had q good reason
for pointing her finger at that man.
She came from the same town he did
over I'm Vermont. Ye don't know what
happened there"
The doctor arrived. The crowd
made way for him. He knelt beside
the still hgure and made the tests. He
rose and shook his head, saying:
''It's all over. Let one o these boys
&C down and bring the undertaken"
Benjamin Grimshaw, the richest man
in the township. was dead, and | have
yet to hear of any mOurnerS.
Three days later saw his body low
cred into its grave. The little. broken
spirited wife stood there with the
same sad smile on her face that l had
noted when | first saw her in the hills.
Rovin' Kate was there in the clothes
she had worn Christmas day. She was
greatly changed. Her hair was neatly
combed. The Wild look had left her
eyes. She was like one whose back is
relieved of q heavy burden. Her lips
moved as she scattered little rel
squares of paper into the grave. sup
pose they thought it q crazy within OF
hers-they who saw her do it. |
thought that l understood the curious
bit of symbolism and so did the school
master, who stood beside me. Doubt
less the pieces of paper numbered her
curses.
1.-THE scarlet sins of his youth are
lying down with him in the DUST
Hacket whispered as we walked away
together.
(END OF BOOK TWO)
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-05-23
Subtlety wins but wisdom holds.
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

has been a household remedy all over
the civilized world for more than half
century for constipation, intestinal
troubles, torpid liver and the generally
depressed feeling that accompanies
such disorders. 1t is a most valuable
remedy for indigestion Or nervous dys-
pepsia and liver trouble, bringing on
headache, coming up of food, palpita-
ton of heart, and many other synp-
toms. A few doses of August Flower
will relieve you. It is a gentle laxa-
tive. Ask your druggist. Sold in all
civilized countrieS.-Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-05-23
BOOK THREE
Which Is the Story of the Chosen
Ways.
CHAPTER XIV.
Uncle Peabody's Way and Mine.

1t is a bad thing to be under heavy
obligation to ones self of which. thank
God, l am now acquitted. l have
known men who were their own worst
creditors. Everything they earned
went swiftly to satisfy the demands
Of vanity or pride or appetite. | have
seen them literally put out of house
and home, thrown neck and crop into
the street, as it were, by one or the
other of these heartless creditors
each a grasping usurer with unjust
claims.
/ remember that Rodney Barnes
called for my chest and me that fine
20 back to the hills, my years work in
school being ended. | elected to walk,
and the schOolmaster went with me
five miles or more across the flats TO
the slope of the high country.
"Soon the senator will be coming"
from him and he asks about you and
your aunt and uncle. 1 think that he's
fond O. you, boy"
81 wish you would let me know when
he comes" 1 said.
81 am sure he will let you know.
and. by the way, l have heard from
another friend o. yours, my lad. Ye're
a lucky one to have so many friends
sure We are. Here, I'll show We the
letter. There's no reason why
shouldn't. Ye will know it's writer.
probably. / do not"
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-05-23

waving her dand to me as stood for
a moment In the edge of the woods,
the curtain falls on this highly roman
tic period of my life.
Uncle Peabody came for me that eve
ming. 1t was about the middle of the
next week that / received this letter
from Sally:
"Dear Bart: Mr.. Latour gave up
and drove to Potsdam in the evening.
Said he had to meet Mr.. Parish.
think that he had seen enough of me.
began to hope he would stay-he
was so good looking, but mother is
very glad that he went, and so am /,
for our minister told US that he is one
of the wickedest young men in the
state. He is very rich and very bad.
they say. l wonder if old Kate knew
about him. Her charm worked well
anyway-didn't it? My nose was all
right in the morning. Sorry that
can't meet you Saturday. Mother and
are packing up to go away for the
summer. Don't forget me. shall be
thinking every day of those lovely
things you said to me. I don't know
what they will try to do with me. and
don't care. really think as you do.
Bart, that God has married us to each
other.
yours forever,
SALLY DUNKFLBERG".
How often l read those words-so
like all the careless words of the
young!
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-05-23
Mystery Explained.

he stood amid the blaze and splen-
dor of his magnificent mansion, and
in his hand he held the portrait or a
beautiful woman. His face was pale
and haggard, and his lips moved con-
vulsively.
What was this mystery. Was this
the picture of his departed wife,!
No.
Was it the portrait of his dead but
dearly remembered daughter.
No.
What, then, was the cause of his
haggard face?
Was it not the same portrait that
two minutes ago had fallen from its
nail, and raised a lump as big as
hens egg on his head?
- was.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-05-23
keeninn Il Un.

A maid servant applied for a week
end off, as her home was distant, for
the purpose of being at home on her
parents silver wedding day.
The leave was granted, and the maid
returned.
"Well," said her mistress, "did every
thing go off satisfactory"
ooh, yes, thank you, ma'am," said
the girl, "and mother told me to say
she is very grateful to you for letting
me OFF,"
"And what did your father say?'
asked the lady.
ooh, Tor! ma'am," replied the girl
''he wasn't there. He's been dead this
20 years"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-05-23
sARoMETRic VIOLIN.

Abram Moses, a violinist OF Balti-
,,ore Is the possessor of what might
be called barometric violin. Some
time after Mr.. Moses bought II, he
no+,ced that at certain times 1t ex-
hoIed a strange and subtle fragrance.
,ira an aroma of oriental incense.
Iater. he observed that this fragrance
was noticeable only when the wealth
or was about to become damp. he
obtained the violin in Paris some
reors ago when he was studying there
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-05-23
q DIAGNOSIS.

ooh, doctor" said q worried looking
agrarian, MY wife is in an awful con-
dition From a medium fat woman she
has been reduced to skin and bones.
She talks necessarily in a loud squawk-
ing voice, begins a sentence. and never
finishes it, and jumps from subject to
subject without uttering anything that
has the least sense to it"
HIM 1 seer returned the physi-
cion. Go home, Mr.. Gabbleby, and take
out your party line telephone at once.
Your wife has been listening in on it
too much. kansas City Star.
Lots of people make fortunes out Of
other peoples curiosities.