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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08

shown by she kaiser vague pledge of
political reform some months hHck.
That was too hru 60 alluV the dis
content Throughout tho war the su.
ciulists maintained their nrEl uizuuun
although the leaders of the majority
socialists were loyal 60 the kaiser ana
D var. Ihvu rlfHn the events 20.
1915.
Hlunr Nmcrtcnn Army.
"Our Nfur was iust wucu the Amor.
leans stopped the rush to Paris nt
Chateau Thlorrv lu Iune" many Hlid,
~ al events tho tide turned then
and hY September thc German IDHd
erH we're aware that the var bad been
lost Even the Toast Informed German
knew aH much hH pctonur N wHH
thru only a question ~ how much
longer thp oid regime could hold ust'
uHninst hunger ana lussss boz uID Ur'i
aud discomfort Ht home AMI President
~ llfou'H fourteen points Du SOW
srhUldufuhuu BOB name Uf tNr HH-
ulHlIst uHrfN. srUt word tn thr kHIsUf
through Count Nuv of BADEN that
thr limo had come Tor him tn u,sirn
Tho Kaiser refused alleging f tu hr
bits duty GO huld the GcfmHu people
together he % umo of storm. Then
tho fnllurs acted ~ Nlol.
They tried tu send out thn nnUt 90
attack the British Fraud feet rlll-
ur leaders told mo. They Died in us
They ailu DO wHn 90 he only %
mt%noruVro, but know tha TRUTH
n Dol probable that b nav leaders
had indeed planned tn riHk 'he nrHt
un "a Hinrlr throw Nut fhf rIIlufr
had long been rrHtiFe Time Hitrr
tlmU thtro had been mutnInH dIH
orders. which had hsrn severely rna
pressed. when the ordrr U4ur tl ru
60 sea- they ulunfly refused There
were muilnleH ln which several on.
GERS were killed and tHnn thr HiiIuf
took nNrr command uf thr fleet
Ieicphonc News of Mutiny.
Then We rhu 90 the telephone
Tho news OF the Huooesful mutInY
was Hrut over 900 thr empire hf trIe.
phone The sailors ~thUIuH.ltn spread
over the country iNr H Revolutionary
posuleuce Th,ro was hardly e VI.
iarc Boo GERMANY when . Ws EHerr.
lu Tho third HuI fourth woods. ~ Hu
temhrr which Id MOI have u. Sailor
guard to tho doors OF ts" fHumH Boz
which o. MorFmUnH and Soldier
council h,'d iN morUuH. StNl fIr
Kaiser hold uu. although fhr HruE
wlH naming delegates Co iiH Soldier.
councils uu tlr .iuo basis iH fhu
w%nfhnIru, % delegate 90 each tit}
men.
The armoi furros wore boz tho hands
Of fnr r~fFuiuflunlsfH. hut ] doubt 10
There WHH huf drsire tu dn tnr Il.srr
HuF harm. um aHHuroi turrn woo
mono Nr wuH tH hafH Boon UH
posed wHa told. "hut nothing
moru Tho HutrreiEuH nerve de.eri-
DI hlIu at thp wrong moment. NHH.
ever IT, wts told Duo dHH thlf 90
delegation of Hilurs wus tu y..If hIH
the following mOruirf and tHI. HHr
|. .. HH-H"-L ""#- H..
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08

would have ui models uf thor
cav on exhibition 81 the Nnw NeAipU
untomohIir show instead uf only one
model Experts Will Doc m charge Of
che 'IiillHc booths at the shnw anI
viii shady und thoroughly explain
Dtcf, feature eff The remarkable DaI
which holds tine honor of h,r UlutHl
ht lnrlc sHm HH fhs official cVDn
passenger army cur
tiillucr Hrr coming w,si nov from
ffc mc'uff 700 Detroit bee considerable
uumnpfs. unw that thr runtHnf
comIfstsl zoos nr contracts u NHtl
several LOFT fhr new models already In
thn STATE H fItitrd number of pros.
rrrtItp huNefs euu hc Hasufrl u
livery within I reasonable tWr
ono reason for ihr quick return t1
a t,'r rrt.wIr production BOZ ihU 'UI.
H'Hf company is that With irwuI I.
EIfIon EuIuE on urIiiy, on aH.. nHu
nUr uf tho f.uH Wurkmtn Hf fI. 'Ir.
fuF. who lrit Zoo Hrftc ut', Nlui
have tlfe IN returned q . co.,. rpuufIY
Hud taken up thoir ola %posltorH vIIH
Che COMPANY.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08
Officers of u. S.
Mine Workers Are
Named for 2 Years

indianapolis. Ind. Tch. t.-Rcauiis
OF the election Of officefn of the Unit.
"a Milne WorkcrE Of Aneficn were an-
nounccd officially here to-day oil thf
INTERNATIONAL headquarters Frank .
Hayes was elected president hts vote
being fffatt. while hts opponent
John ~ Walker. % nnnviile. M. re-
reitcd AN.to7 votes John o. Iawih.
Springfield. M. wan chosen vice pres.
ident amt william Green. coahocton.
Ohio. secretary -~trcusurer
Tho deicgatos 20 the American Fed
GRAFTON Of labor will be- FRANK y.
HnYea. William Green. John g..
lewis John ~ walker. John a.
White. former president ~ the mine
workers; Frank FurrinEton. Strcator
iil- John Mitchell SprinEynilsy, M
and John Moore. Columbus. Ohio.
The terms of the Officers elected
viii begin April I, and continue Tot
two years.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08
Gambling Hit Hard
B, Bill Passed by
State Lower House
CONTINUED from page onel

Tho atunt, BIN creating ils office
nf taW translator was revived Hitif
hHt.up been defeated ON ThurHlt,
The house voted 90 reconsider INH
measure and u was sent back fec th,
Judiciary committee.
Tho taxation and revenue ,UfImt q.
tee reported uufaturablt ou tIe p.u
pufal fu reduce thr poll tnN fI.m
tu AZ. Saying fIUt any rut Iu thr r.U
tau wuH mo- advisable go iHit 1900
The judiciary committee prDf. If.I d.
substitute fur tho measure nlIuw IuE
the resignation of msmh'r uf tn'
Legislature
s"nator skecn receives credit fl
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08


rov,dy he,r..t.i,w and tv,,ty-oas
dressed up sovcroirns on the other.
nlu. ann. mr. .ud r,nstl. -g,n.r.t.
and ndwIr4ir nod hnpL,r Tn, ~,
tnv IN. German p,.ut. vsf,d M
There Vas no r-onsufr,ry 81 ono
seems 10 nav. Dmnn,i mn wb.n 40
clock struck ths rayolutinnsr, rnnla
sbouid b..ln ,o vbir IA rstbcr s,rn,s
,hat he sogn,r, a.t s,r.,eb.a ,,.,if
ana saId.
.,.,-s
'.N"a "N ~ y" '"""
And me knHcr ana tnc rest ~ tho
monhrchlrni tNcreacrnsoH simply fell
OF ~ WIS the most peaceful reNulu-
non on record Az army ~ seven
with the governments Of The stataH
ANA cities ana Villages WIS tskcn
over
iS~s Than hundINh Killed,
less than one hundred men were
Killed boz ul 81 these twu ur fhrne
were run over Uf automDhIlp. 0r
trans and o. few were shot for l,ot-
inr nmd some war. little children.
some drunken mon were Killed By
other drunEsu mon and rDmt VOL.
hafai officers were KILLED hv thrlr
own men. Even Including those cx.
0tica some put the death ia-s lu the
revolution ~ low Ha astsnty.
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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08
SUCCESSFUL WAR WOULD HAVE
SAVED KAISER, GERMANS ADMIT

certainly have been klllnf done. hui
there was simply a general oiHcnn.
tent. which made itself evident BY
naming new rulers - make ready
Tor "a new state. Germany had
shaken OF the men who had brought
on u losing war. The revolutionary
machine was furnished hy the social.
it party this plrt, alon" ~
those ln sympathy with the new deal
hal "a working organization every
WHERE.
iut n the war had zen % winning
one there would have been another
story told.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08

ha,Irs iuo uu, law making bHl 90
p.ss both house itla hentt, m,nsut'
IIl rs tho boards OF truaioos OF til-
lsgsH 20 levy fot sprinkluE WAS
rur H. fNu hUuno at % hfayf to-
lUrt rht uff.r 'ru BILLS whitu
HHr htUH Hif,N sfUI u both huuH,
NtI" purely routine measures The
NDuHf. iuIut mHmuIul Hudtfliug fhr
resolutions OFF lNr Am" rrln tatpsfork
ASSOCIATION ".H passed. 10. demo.
r..ta voting no.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08

rnfioua ifl
N,,.rrrt and
ENut
IA. A
- 49, IrI
IL on lima III
Va, Nantt1dI
w Amer,al
Nsys Most
lever tnov
4 ~prondcnt
(sneeeh Of
H. lors oil
No direct
Nc,gnfy
\atsths
leanual
A. and
haueuse
Ey one
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08
Three Aviators
Die in Crash

Pensacola, Via, Fah. R.-Threo ma
val flyers, EualFna duane Nuiiodre.
Robins, la David Mlnrlc. Tyrone.
"a. ana Ralph Mccormick. Ensi
BOSTON, Mass, were killed last night.
whom their hydro-nirpianc from the
training station foii into the bay and
wua demolished
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08

There never lei n los complicated
revolution than that of uerman,. ~
va 90 simple in ~ methods a. q
~snowalide. one DAY there was IN
ohedicui army ma n rpr1cwhHt un-
certaln navy. and o. Silent nulion On
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08
League Plan
Nears Completion
o.. r-s s.sss,.rso sss.s

Paris. feb. s.-The peaco confer.
ence commission on "a society Of ma
tons expects 10 finish TO- work NJ tho
session 20 begin al 10 80 c'ciork "a m.
today, ~ u long session last night.
the committep completed two thirds
Of the drhn OF the polcst
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08
Clever Dancing to Be
Seen in I'll Say So

their IrtsrurotHf. uf Tho Ifmuus
Dolly SIstorH p.nrH ,H fo Dee 90 re4'
fDmludUr of H nta YORK muHrlI
Hum,df Another urufurr of tho
comedy VIII boz tue AiisHiFsippi chorus
lUI ht Nlsa grurr ~f0rlE gIstsr
dancing will not ho lacking In the
rumtlt.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08

Lots Of men acquire fortunes by
being Kept too busy % spend the
monty they make.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-02-08
Several Models of
Cadillac Car VIII
Be at State Show

Considerable interest wac aroused
this morning when Ht was found thtt
the cadillac branch ln Albuquerque
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
ERSKINE RAMSAY

thing in him that other men should seek him instead of him seeking the other men?
 ''He is like a lot of other people in this world, Pete. He forgets that the moment he joins a club he is then part and parcel of it, not one of it's guests. Ii is as much his business to spread good cheer among the other members as it is theirs to smear it on him.
 'It is a saying so old as to be trite
 that no man can get out of any or ganization more than he puts into it.
 "The whole world is full of fellows trying to get the biggest half, not stopping long enough to realize that there is no such thing in this world as the biggest half of anything! That is impossible.
 ITO have friends you must be friend. To get you must give. The oldest thing about personal popularity is that it never comes to the man who seeks it and comes as surely | as fate to the man who has risen su- | perior to it and simply plays the game. That is Kiwanis, playing the big game of life; doing business in the big ger, better way; helping your compet- | itor instead of fighting him; being just plain decent!
 The big underlying principle of
 Kiwanis is that co-opera ton is better
 than competition, that love is better
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22

gians according to which the former were to defend the Erzerum line and the latter the Trebizond front. When the Turks advanced, however, the Georgians did not show up at Trebzond and the Ar menians were left alone to fight the Turks. They offered heroic resistance, but in March Erzerum fell and the Ottoman forces moved to occupy the provinces ced- ed to them at Brest-Ltovsk.
 A crisis was soon reached in the life of the Transcaucasian diet. The Tartars were not disposed to fight the Turks who had encoura ged the Tartar national move ment. The Georgians took the view thai Transcaucasia was not in a condition to oppose the Turkish realization of the Brest-Litovsk provisions and the Armen- ians were advised by Ghegechkori, presi- dent of the diet, to drop all resistance. This advice was not followed by all the Russian Armenians, who together with their Turkish brethren continued to harass the Ottoman invaders. The latter continued to advance, occupying territory which had never been legally surrendered to them. This finally brought the Turks into conflict with the diet. which ad- dressed to them a request for peace. The
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22

the way; if he is weak in the knee, let him not call the hill steep.
 This is the pith of an inscription on the wall of Swedish inn: You will find at Trochate excellent bread, meat and wine, provided you bring them with you
 That's Kiwanis club and that's the world, Pete. You will find the best fel lows in the world if you are good fellow. If you want to have friendship, if you want to have cordiality, if you want to find good cheer at a Kiwanis club, you've got to bring them with you
 You tell this weak-kneed brother who has feeling sticking out all over him wanting to get hurt, before he club to go home and sit down in front of mirror for five minutes, take a good look at the reflection he sees there and ask himself with absolute frankness if he would make up to a guy who looked just like that! Let him take stock of that fellow looking into his eyes and ask just what he has to recommend him to other people. Ask him whether he has reached out his hand to the other fellow or waited for the other fellow to reach fist? Let him ask if he has smiled into the faces of the other chaps in the club or waited for them to smile first? Let him ask himself frankly if he is really worth cultivating? Let him ask whether there is any
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
Armenian self-Determination

In January. 1918, there met in Tif1is elected representatives of the Georgians, Tartars and Armenians, who constituted themselves into supreme Transcaucas- ian diet. This did not prevent each of institutions and national autonomy. On January 31 delegates representing most of the Armenian provinces met in Erzerum, where the Armenian legions were concen- trated, and declared a peace with the bolshevist government at Brest-Litovsk by which Russia was compelled to cede to Turkey parts of the provinces of Baum, Kars and Ardahan; the Ukrainain troops, which occupied Trebizond retired as soon as their government concluded sepa- rate peace with the central powers. Ar nlenia and Georgia were directly affected by the pacts. A verbal agreement was reached between the Armenians and Geor-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
BeSSenner

Birmingham $ sister, one of the important cities of Alabama. The capital of the great ore mining country. Furnaces, rolling mills, pipe works+and beautiful homes. Reached by the North Bessemer and South Bessemer lines. North Bessemer line passes Fair Grounds, where the mammouth iron statute of Vulcan stands. South Bessemer cars give pas sengers a view of the ore mines on Red Mountain.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
THE OLD KIWAMAN

He says he is going to drop out of the club because the boys seem cold and unsociable.' remarked the new member.
 He ought to-" snapped the ex-presi- dent, "but there is just one thing he ought to do first, Pete.
 When any guy gets it into his head that the world is not treating him right, he ought to first decide whether he is treating it right.
 Life in general and Kiwanis life in particular can be well likened to a mirror giving back smile for smile, frown for frown, and good fellowship pleasure we get out of a Kiwans club
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22

is in direct proportion to what we put into it. Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone applies here as elsewhere.
 When I went to college I learned to tie an Ascot tie, play a reasonably good game of poker roll a cigarette with one hand and read Thoreau, Pete.
 One of the things I remember from Thoreau was about like this Every fellow is the artiffcer of his own hap piness. Let him beware how he com plains of the disposition of circum- stances. for it is his own disposition he planes. If this is sour or that rough or the other steep, let him think if it be not his work. If his looks curdle all hearts. let him not complain of sour reception; if he hob ble in his gait, let him not complain of the roughness of
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22

Turks demanded as a preliminary con dition for peace negotiations that the diet should declare tine secession of, the Transcaucasia from Russia and proclaim the independence of the Caucasus" so as to enable them to negotiate with sov- ereign peoples. The diet agreed to do so against the protests of the Armenians, who thereupon left it in body. In spite of the terrible ravages of 40 months of war, the Armenians were able to offer such violent resistance to the Turks that the Ottoman government, in July, 1916 consented to sign peace with the Ar menians, recognizing the Armenian in dependent republic of Ararat." with it's capital at Erivan
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22

We join our citizens in welcoming you Kiwanians and wives and daughters, to Birmingham. You are truly in great city; great in present achievements great in tentiaities. And beautiful city.
 For your convenience are indicating points of interest in the city and vicinity reached by carnes We cover very broad territory with network of eec tric railways You ride far one fare
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
Fairfield

World famous as the model indus trial city, with the tall stacks of many million dollar industries on the sky line. Take South Ems ley and Tidewater Fairfield" cars.
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East Lake

Municipal amusement park. "Lake Como" Howard College. Roebuck Springs Country Club and 18-hole golf links just be- yond. Take East Lake or Tide water cars.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
Boyles

Great shops and yards of the Louisville and Nashville. Inter esting to all railroad men. Take Boyles car.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
AvOndale

Beautiful parks and springs, be- loved by all children. Foundries, stove works, cotton gin works and other industries. Take Avondale or Avenue c cars.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
AcipcO

Large plant of the American Cast Iron Pipe Company. Finley yards of the Southern Railway, the most extensive in the South. Take Acipco car.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22

than hate. and that man must get by giving.
 Unless that chap has these features in his makeup, then he is better out |, of Kiwanis than in it."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22

Milford G. Oakes of Patten, Me. who is home after a remarkable rtc- ord of service in the war with a Cam adian artillery regiment. has brought with him a photograph of his own grave, with his name showing on the rude slab erected to mark his resting place. He was shot several times and in one battle lost his identifica ton tag. He has been cited for bravery and has received a medal of honor.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
South Highlands

Recognized by all visitors as vision of beauty. Reflects the cul- ture and wealth of Birmingham Sweeps westward along the base of Red Mountain to the heights on the east. Country Club and golf links. Take South Highlands car and transfer to Edgewood cars to reach the elevation which gives the best view of the city and the twin valleys. Highland Avenue or Lakeview cars carry one along the sweeping curves of Highland Avenue, with its succession of stately mansions and lovely by streets. All the way round and back to town for one fare.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
NOrWOOd

"The Placid Place. A city of homes crowned by the majestic Norwood Boulevard. Take Nor wood car.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
Mountain Terrace

Beautiful homes and grounds. Take Highland Avenue or Lake view car and transfer at Mountain Tererace Junction.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
Gate City

Guards the narrow pass through which the railways enter this val ley. Huge hill of limestone. Mammoth crusher. Take Gate City car.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
EnSley

The s. eel making center of the South. Mighty mills and fur naces. Inspirational to all lovers of industry. Take South Ensley or Pratt Ensley or Owenton- Ems ley cars. En route on the Pratt Ensley line visitors skirt the northern range of hills which sur mount the famous Pratt coal field.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
NorthBirmineham

Industrial center where produc- tion runs from pig iron to pickles. Take North Birmingham car.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
Fountain Heights

U. s. Weather Observatory. Com mands one of the most impressive views of the city. Take Fountain Heights car.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
Glen Iris--Idlewild

Noted residential parks. Take Idlewild car.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-22
East BirminSha1n

Big machine shops and englne works. Take Gate City or Boyles car.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1919-08-28

What are the wild waves saying?
A Washington concern is making Il
fortune promising to put permanent
waves in the hair of Caucasian fe-
males and a New York concern is
making fortune promising to take
them out Of the hair of Ethiopian fe-
males.-Richmond Times-Dispatch.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1919-08-28
DROUGHT CAUSES
COTTON DAMAGE.

Washington, Aug. 90 - Cotton
losses due to deficient moisture were
heavier during 1918 than at any time
during the last ten years, the depart
ment of agriculture states.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1919-07-03
EDITING A NEWSPAPER

Editing a newspaper is pleasant
business-if you can stand it.
If it contains any advertisements,
the subscribers claim they take too
much space.
If there is scarcity Of advertising,
it is unpopular, and the people won't
have it.
If we attend church regularly, the
people say we do it for effect.
If we stay away from church, they
say we are monstrously heathenish.
If we accept an invitation to
wedding, they say we are invited to
write it up"
If we are on the streets much,
they say we neglect our business.
If we avoid going on the streets,
they say we don't hustle around af-
ter the news.
If we refuse a long-winded COM
munication, its author becomes flu
riously enraged and discontinues his
paper.
IF we publish lengthy eommunica-
tions, our subscribers say we lack
discretion, and put it in to "fill up.
II we omit to decorate our office
window on Washington's birthday,
they say we lack enterprise and
that there isn't drop of patriotic
blood in our degenerated carcass.
If we omit jokes, they say we are
poor, miserable fossils.
If we are single they say we are
too helpless to get married.
II we are married, they say it's a
pity for our wives.
If we publish man who has
disgrace upon his family, the
friends of the family never forgive
us.
If we, out of goodness Of heart, de-
cline to say anything about the sub
iect, the mans enemies are disap-I
pointed, and we are branded as white
livered towards.
We are liable to receive these raps
and many more, and we are always
ready to receive visitors, whether ac-
companied by dog or not Of course,
we do not claim there is any work
in running a newspaper. Everybody |
knows it's a snap.-Ex.