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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-06-03

Commissioner caminetti says:
After weeks of busiest confinement
to office duties. find in Nuxated
Iron the true tonic qualities which
help bring ones physical being TO
that state of fitness which is the
desire of every healthy minded man
or WOMAN. Nuxated Iron | recon-
~ ss'd 40 whoever feels the need of
a ioni. restorative for debiiitation.
exhaustion and overwork."
DIR. George II. Baker. formerly
Physician and surgeon Memorial
Hospital Of New Jersey. says From
"A careful examination of the formula
and my own tests of Nu~ated Iron.
| feel convinced that IL IL a pre- par
alton which any physician can take
himself or prescribe for his patients
with the utmost confidence OF obs
taining highly beneficial sad satis-
factory results.
Manufacturers Note, >uxated Iron
secret remedy but one which Is we'll
known to druggists everyWbere Unlike
the older inorganic iron psSducts. u IL
easily assimilatcd. does not lninrc the
teeth, make them black nor iiuset tho
stomach, The manufacturers egarantsa
successful and entirely seuSfa.to.s, r--
suits to every purchaser or thcs ~s9
r. fnnd YOUR money. n Is dispensee ~
tnis city by Owl Drug Co, Rartcil prlg
Co, s"ifts Pharmacy. AMI ~ ekAss
drugylsiA
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-06-03

liked him and was reluctant 10 hurt
his feelings. for she knew instructive.
~ he was very sensitive
Her eyes and lips Eoftened win
ningly.
Its NO GOOD Of you 10 think OF
me. she said.
You mean you you viii Gomez"
he cried. transported.
~ shall be very glad"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-06-03
Read What They Say About Nuxated Iron
As Tonic, Strength and Blood Builder }Ss
Physicians Explain How II Helps Put Renewed Vim and
Energy the Veins of the Weak Infrm and
Aped-Often Increases Their Strength Weeks Time


OF
thinking Nuxaied which today being by
mil to
Aphonsn wallace physician
from
ironth
the foods we eat mus be SUPP n
M
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-06-03

russ ana %Np&ftt~ l~htnk tne NAra'A~@t
He was a man OF his word. was
George Bross: not for anything
would he have gone back on HIS
promise TO keep secret that after
moons ttillating discovery. likewise
he was covctous soul. ioath TO for.
felt the promised treat: wifhai he
was human latter his Kind and since
rcprisals were not barred by their
understanding. he began then aud
there 10 ponder the same. one way
or another. that days humiliation
must be balanced: else he might
never again hold up his head In the
company OF gentlemen OF spirit
But how TO compass this desire
frankly puzzled him. II were COW.
ardiy to contemplate knockln' the
block off'n y. syhsrltr. the disparity
OF their ststurcs forebade. moreover.
George entertained tcxatious sus.
piclon that u. sybarite's explanation
on his recent downfall had not been
altogether disingsnusus. he didn
quite believe Il had been due sole
~ 70 his own clumslness and an
sdventitious foot.
That sort Of thing don't never
happen" George assured himself
privately. II WAS outcIasscd. all
right. all right. what wanna
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-06-03

when they had locked the place.
=. 6ybaE1te and MIR. Bross. with at
lenst every outward semblancc OF
complete amity. threaded the roaring
oonerstion In narrow-chestcd Frank.
fort IT.. boldly breasted the flood
tide Of housins Brooklynites. won
their way thru City Hall park. and
were presently swinging shoulder 10
shoulder up the sunny side OF lower
Broadway.
From time n tine George. who
Vas maintaining an unnatural and
painful silence. his mental processes
staEnant with wonder and dull re.
sentiment. eyed his companion
ask4nce. with furtive suspicion.
"Lis'n--" George INTERCEPTED OF a
&oudden.
~P sybarite started. 'Eh," he In
/ CURED blankiy.
Il wanna know where you picked
up al that classy footwork"
oh returned r. f.. deprecatory.
~ used 10 spar q bit with the fel.
lows when was at--afs--whcn |
vas younger"
when you was At vhatgT insisted
Bross. declining to be fobbed off
with amy such fIimsy evasion.
''When I was at liberty to-
Huh. You mean. when you was
1t college"
'PIesse yourself" said y. sybaritc
wesrily.
''wcII. you was at college once,,
wasn't your
II was" r. s. admitted with re
Iuctancs. but never graduated
\ When ] was n had to quit to 60
10 work for whishsm & Wimper."
"Gwan." commented the other
They amt been in business Is
years.
I'm only 3I."
.'More news for swceny. Your
never rec 40 again"
That statement" said T.. Sybar.
lite. with some aspcrity. is an un-
civil unfruth dictated by = spirit Of
gratuitous contentiousncss-
Good Godr cried Bross In alarm.
'1'm wrong and you're right and ]
won't do II again-and forgive me
for Iivinr'
with pleasure" agreed r. sy-
barite pleasantly.
Its a funny world" George resum-
ed TN phIiosophic hu-nor after a
time. You wouldn't think | could
work In tho same dump with you
seven years and only be startin' to
Ind out things about you--like to.
day. always thought your name
was Pete-honest."
CONTINUE to think So" T.. Sybsr.
tie advised briefly.
Your people had money, didn'l
they. oncet7"
I've been told 80, but. II true. 4,
. only goes TO prove there's nothing
In the theory OF heredity."
u eotcha." announced Bross, up.
on prolonged and painful analysis.
How asked =. Sybarite, who
had fallen to thinking Of other mat.
tiers.
II mean. just dropped 10 your
high.sign TO mind my own business.
d All right, r. s. Far be II from me
to wanta pry into your Past. BE.
sides, I'm scared to--neyer can tell
what I'll turn up--like. frinstance.
Per"
STEADY.
Like that they usta call you
when you was innocent. I mean. =
To this r. Sybsrite made no re.
spcnsc: and George subsidized into
rnorose reflections. II irkcd him
sore 10 remember he had been worst.
I'd BY the meek little slip Of hook.
sotDcr trotting so quietly at his el.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-06-03
Synopsis of First Installment

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TO aa
81 ccad 90
r.
n ne 0 sreanee
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
CHINA TO AID
WORLDLEACUE
SAYS PREMIER
Chin Nun Hsun Thanks Wilson And
United States For Aid Given
China At Paris.

Picking (Friday) Feb. 21.-(By Assoc
ciated ress)-"China is very grateful
to President Wilson and the United
states delegates to the peace confer
enee for the help they have extended
our delegates in Paris, said Premier
Chin Nun Haun today The whole
Chinese nation wishes to thank the
United States through the Associated
Press"
Describing the newly organized Chi
nese league of nations society. the
premier said its object was 10 arouse
The interest Of the people in the league
and give an possible assistance TO 5no
Chinese delegates in Paris. The pre-
mier said he was much gratified over
the election of Wellington Koo, Chi
nese ambassador to the United States
to a place the commission for
league Of nations, and added that
China was ready at the proper moment
to take whatever part or undertake
any duty that might be assigned to
her
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
ouinine That Does Not Affect Head

Quinine That Does Not Affect Head
Because of its tonic and laxative eff
feet. LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE
Tablets) can be taken by anyone
without causing nervousness or ring
ing in the head There is only one
promo Quinine.' E. w. GROVE S
signature on the box. 30c.-adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
G|bLS! BEAUTIFY
YOUR HAIR AND
STOP DANDRUfF
Hair Becomes Charming, Way,
LuStrous and Thick III
Few Moments.
Every Bit of Dandruff Disap-
pears and Hair Stops
Coming Out.

For a few cents you can save 80 u
hair. In less than ten minutes Vol
can double its beauty. Your hair te
comes light, wavy, fluffy. abanG ms
and appears as soft, lustrous ard
charming as a young girls after an
plying some Daudtrino A,so rrz tl.s
-moisten a cloth with a little Dan
derine and carefully drew il through
your hair, taking one saaIl strand at
a time. This Will cleanse the hair OF
dust. d. or excessive OIL and III just
a few moments you have doubled the
beauty of your hair. \ deiiAAt5ul
surprise awaits those whose ha.r has
been neglected or is scrasgy t3ie&.
dry. brittle or thin. Besides be3Uti-
tying the hair. Danderine diss9lNes
every particle of dand.uff, clcanscs,
puriiies and invogorates the scalp.
forever stopping itching ana fal!.ng
hair. but what will please YOU most
viii be after a few weeks use, Waen
you see new hair-fine aud downy NJ
first yes-but really new hair grow
ing all over the scalp If YOU care for
pretty soft hair, and lots Of Il. surely
get a small bottle of Knowlton's Dan
derine from any drug store or toilet
counter and just Try it-adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
LIVERPOOL COTTON.

Liverpool, Feb. p Cotton spot in
fair demand. prices easy Good mid
ding 1910; middIing, 17.47; low mid
ding, 1912: good ordinary. 1890; or
binary, 1897. Sales. 1900 bales. IN
Guiding 300 American. Receipts, 1900
bales, all American. Futures closed
steady-F'ebruary, 1900: March. 1881;
May. 1916; July. 1880; september,
I21S
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
Publish Secret Pacts.

China intends TO publish al secret
agreements made during tho war even
commercial enga genents and the
Chino japanese convention" he sad
The Chinese delegation to tho peace
conference were urged TO make public
these documents before the departure
Of President Wilson from Paris he
remarked
OF course, he continued China
expects tho powers 70 disclose any
secret agreements they may have
among them selves concerning China"
No trouble over this is expected.
since Japan no longer strongly objects
ana there are no dJsH gTeements be
tween China and Japan so far ls the
Chinese government is aware. the pre-
mier asserted. Referring to Japan :
expressed displasure over the attitude
of the Chinese delegates in Paris. he
declared that China. "krowing hat
america ana Great Britain supported
Ter, took the golden opportunity o.
standing on her own feet and resist
ing pressure applied from the out
side
chin Nun Hsun said he was hopeful
regarding a solution to the problems
arising from China's internal Difficult
ties and believed that a satisfa tory
arrangement would be reached at the
coming conference at Sharg hai.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26

MEN AXE V6DAS
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and BLOOD Diseas es, purely vegetable
contains no mercury or Potassium;
absolutely no bad effect from NEDAS
THE NEDAS HOME TREATMENT
gives wonderful results without suffering
or loss Of time. Send for free booklet
and testimonials. Sent in plain enve-
lopes. II discouraged with other treat
ments YOU can depend on this. All treat
ments under personal supervision Of
former Government physician Full 80
day treatment s. 90.
THE NEpAS REMEDY COMPANY
81 Bishee BLDG
Jacksonville. Florida.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
S+ops the Tickle

Heals the Throat and Cures the Cough
HAYES HEALING HONEY. P~tce
35c A free box of OPEN TRATE
SALVE for Chest Colds. Head Colds
and Group IS enclosed with every bot
tle-adv
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
JACKSONVILLE.

Jack willie. Feb 25.-The spirit
market .raz dull at "a with no. sales
Receipts. Casks Last
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
Yes Everybody
Takes CasCaretS
Only 10 cents ! Harmless
cathartic for sluggish
liver and bowels

Feel bully! Cheer up, Take Cas-
carets to liven your liver and clean
the bowels and stop headaches, bill
iousness, bad breath. coated tongue,
sallowness; sour stomach and gases.
Tonight take Cascarets and enjoy the
incest, gentlest liver and bowel cleans
ing you ever experienced. Wake UP
feeling grand-Every body's doing it.
Cascarets best laxative for children
They gladly take this pleasant candy
cathartic becuse it never gripes or
sickens like other things-adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
THE LUCY EVELYN
ARRIVES IN PORT

The three masted American schooner
Lucy Evelyn, light from Havana.
Cuba, VAS the only arrival in the local
port yesterday. She is under charter
Of Eitzen & Touart local timber rner-
chants. and il is expected she will be
loaded with lumber here. There were
10 saiIings
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
NO QUININE IN
THIS COLD CUR E

Take LANCARIN as per instInc-
ton l'n:il you have taken three doses,
tt'n all grippe misery goes and F9ur
c Ia wil he broken. 1t promptly opens
II" clogGed-up nostrils and air pas
Of the head stops nasty dis
c..a.ge or nose running; relieves tn"
h IL che. dullness, fevcrishness, sore
tt-UIt, snseZing, soreness ana Stlff
mess. Cleanses the stomach and the
bowels
Don't :; + stufffd-up, Quit blowing
and snrft ing. Ease your throbbirg
n .G--nothing else in the v,orld rlv,S
s:ch prompt relief as l.ANCARI<. It
acts without assiStnn"e tastes nice
and causes no Inconvenience Accept
no substitute
Sold ny The
LAxcAEIN PRODUCTS CO.,
Price Oae Dollar
Ccr+ ELL Pitts5urc, Pa
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
SUPPLY OF WOOL
AWAITS WORKERS
w III 0 VOLUNTEER

A supply Of wool for the children's
socks and mufflers, which constitute
the March allotment. is ready at Red
Cross headquarters for volunteer knit
tors. Mrs c. NJ. sweeney, secretary
Of the local chapter asks that the wool
DO called for as promptly as possible
in order that the completed articles
may zen sent to national headquarters
on time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
Thornton a Navy Man.

Lieutenant L. +. Thornton joined the
navy about eight months aGo as a civil
engineer. lie spent the lass few months
of the war in France constructing
naval .iation stations for the navy
Right after the signing Of the armis-
tice he was taken Ill with the influenza,
then suffered bronchitis and later
bronchial pneumonia. He had mar
row escape from death and was taken
aboard the returning transport on a
StretCner. He recuperated his strength
considerably on the way home \ few
days ago ne left Washington, accom-
panied by his brother, Dudley Thorn
ton for home He has been given in
structions to report for duty at the
Pensacola Naval Air Station.
Dudley Thorntcn was clerk of the
senate commerce committee, of which
Senator Fletcher is chairman, but re-
signed about six months ago to join
the army. He was given a commission
as lieutenant in the airplane produc-
ton corps. and served at Vancouver
and took course of training at Camp
Grant. He resigned and was mustered
out of the service about month ago.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
ANNOUNCEMENT

DR.. Colson announces the
opening of his dental office at
No. 202. American. National
Bank Building.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
YOUNG MAN FACES
CHARGE OF CHECK
Z A S S IN G IN CITY

For the alleged offense of passing
a worthless check. Allen White, who
was arrested in New Orleans on
warrant sworn out before ". l.. John
son, justice of the peace. by a service
man. will 10 brought back to Pensa-
cola today by DEPUTY Sheriff Hall, who
went over yesterday after him
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-02-26
|. {. THORNTON
IS ORDERED TO
NAVAL STATION
Former City Engineer OF Pensacola In
Navy Eight Months Gets Berth
At Local Station.
Washington Bureau,
Pensacola Journal
(Sy GEORGE n. Mamma.

Washington, D. c., Feb. 25-Two
well known young Florida men who
served in the navy during the war.
have received orders for service at the
Naval Air Station at Pensacola. They
are Lieut.. L. L. Thornton. formerly
city engineer Of Pensacola, and Lieut..
John +. Huddleston, a nephew of Sen
ator Fletcher.
Huddlcston. who is a senior lieu
tenant III the navy, returned to Wash
ington a few days ago after having
been informed at Constantinople for al
most two years. He was on the T. $
S. Scorpion. which CHANGED to be in
the Dardanelles when the United States
entered the war and which was prom
pity internod by the Turks. His home
IS at Geneva. near Orlando, Florida
lie will remain III Washington a few
days and then carry out his orders
stationing him at the Pensacola Air
Station
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1919-01-29
Hydraulic CARTRIDGES.

It is often difficult and sometimes
dangerous to use ordinary explosives
for mining and eXcavating in confined
spaces, fact that has led to the de-
velopment of the hydraulic mining
cartridge.
The cartridge consists of steel
cylinder containing numerous small
pistons that move at right angles TO
the axis of the cylinder and expand
when water is injected into them with
q hand pump. After drilling a deep
enough hole the .wsrkmen insert the
cylinder and then set TO work at the
hand pump.
The tiny pistons expand until their
free extremities bear against the mass
of rock with constantly increasing
force and the rock is gradually frac-
tured under tremendous pressure. The
operation, it is said, is not only cheap
er than the ordinary blast but disin-
tegrates larger area of rock.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1919-01-29
NO TIME TO WASTE ENERGY
Western Poet Offers Good Advice
When He Says, Forget That Bald
Pate for the Present.

Lives there q man witt. soul so dead
that never to himself he's said, when
the hair on his pate. once thick, began
a-looking thin and sick: "Ill put some
dope on that there hair and soon have
foliage to spare" Lives there q man
who has not spent his last red solitary
cent for dope the batdhead druggist
said would bring more hair upon his
head. Nay. Man seeks the far Soli-
tude and rubs his shining pate with
crude, or rubS plut of vaSeline each
night onto his polished beam, rubs all
the dope he can afford on to the thing
he calls his gourd then to the druggist
doth cavort, and buyeth mango cure by
the quart; but all his labor is in vain,
he never grows another name. Man
that is born of woman is Of few hairs
and a funny phiz. He tjiinketh in his
bosom he would look young as he used
to be if he could on his poll grown
bare contrive another crop of hair.
Oh man. O bifurcated gent! don't
chase the hair that long has went.
That biz is picayunish biz. Use all
the energy that is. and all of your
hair money for the winning of this
dreadful war. In this here war game
don't you know YOU should be in the
baldhead row.-Judd Mortimer Lewis,
in Houston Post.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1919-01-29
gNI MDlY'S Ey[NIl||l |
, ] []AIRY TALE
k}g| 9 hAQN GREsA4NEAn y! eQgEGR
SEA ELEPHANTS.

"Good-day," said Mrs. Sea Elephant,
as she saw Mrs. Sarah Sea Elephant.
"How are you today?"
"Nicely thank you, and how about
yourself?"
well indeed" said Mrs. Sea Ele-
phant, generally known as Mrs. Sea.
"They say there are going to be
great days ahead and that if every
Mr.. Sea Elephant doesn't get the Mrs.
Sea Elephant lie wants there'll be a
battle" said Mrs. Sarah Sea Elephant.
isn't that glorious?" said Mrs. Sea.
That's the sort of Sea Elephant
mate have. And so have you. When
other Mr.. Sen Elephants got in the
way of our Mr.. Sea Elephants before
they had asked us to marry them, they
quickly fought and got them out OF
the way"
Eyes" said Mrs. Sarah, II wouldn't
give a fig for husband who wouldn't
fight for me-
Dear me-" said Mrs. Sea, "I don't
think you're saying much, for what in
the world, or the sea, does fig mean
to you?"
That's so," agreed Mrs. Sarah, a
fig doesn't mean anything to me. Gra-
cious, no! Why fig would be lost
In the sea and figs most certainly don't
mean anything to me, the little silly,
sticky things"
"Why did you say that?" asked Mrs.
Sea.
.'I just used it as an expression and
it shows how much we say without
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1919-01-29
New French Slanu.

The language of the POilu is as
double Dutch, to the uninitiated. Any
one familiar with the slang of the
Quarter Latin would probably feel
more at home than NEST. But there
are many other ngredients--sOme
patois, some picked up in Morocco, and
some are survivals of the soldier slang
of the First empire. Such a word is
"cleber," which apparently means to
eat after one has been on the point Of
starving. An explanation given of the
origin of the word is that it Is cor
rupti0n of "kleba." the Russian for
bread. It is said that the French sol
diers on the great retreat from Mos
COW called out Papa, kleba," to Ma
pOleon.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1919-01-29
WAS NOTHING BUT COLD TEA
Interesting Query Now Is, What Did
the "Rakes" of Flushing Think
: They Were Drinking?

An impressive entry in the influence
of-mind-over-matter contest is submit
ted by the Flushing correspondent. A
prominent turner of an honest penny
of Flushing, il seems, with many
sly. knowing and suggestive wink
passed the word about that he was
now In a position to supply prominent
residents Of that legally dry district
with what he with an air Of infinite
facetiousness denominated cold tea, to
be drunk on the premises.
Prominent rakeS Of FLUSHING
thronged to the premises at once, q
thriving business soon was built up
and many 8 lip was smacked and many
a genial jest was exchanged over the
so-called cold tea, the consensus OF the
best opinion being that our turner OF
an honest penny must have procured
for his patrons the private stock OF
some old Kentucky cellar. Finally one
day there came along phlegmatic, un-
imaginative fellow who ordered a
beaker Of cold tea in the accepted i'm
portant but secretive manner, started
to quaff and laid down the tipple with
something, we are sorry to say, very
Ike an oath. "Why, that's nothing
but cold tea," he exclaimed with kin
ding anger.
Our turner of an honest penny frank
acknowledged that such in very
Sooth was the fact and had been the
fact in very sooth since. the inception
of his little venture, smilingly remind-
ing all present that he never had Of
fered them anything but cold tea or
sold them the beverage under any
other name.
Our prominent rakes of Flushing,
satisfied that they had been put upon
and yet had no recourse, dispersed in
no little confusion, thoroughly humili-
ated, chagrined and ashamed, for such
is human nature, because they had
been trapped into betraying their I'M
familiarity with what it would have
served them i'll to know.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.