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The Pensacola journal., 1919-10-07
CALOMEL HORROR
TOLD BY OODSOh
You Don't Need to Sicken, GTipe,
or Salivate Yourself to
Start Liver.

You're bilious, sluggish, constipated.
You feel headachy. your stomach may
be sour, your breath bad, your skin
sallow and you believe you need vile.
dangerous calomel to start liver and
bowels.
Here's my guaranteed Ask your
druggist for a bottle of Dodson's Liver
Tone and take spoonful tonight. If 1t
doesn't start your liver and straighten
you right up better than calomel and
without gripping or making you sick L
want you to go back to the store and
get your money.
Take calomel today and tomorrow
you will feel weak and sick and nau-
seated. Don't lose a day. Take a
spoonful of harmless. vegetable ,sDod- :
sons Liver Tone tonight and wake up
feeling splendid. II is perfectly HARM
less, so give it TO your children any
time. 1t can't salivate-Adv.
The Pensacola journal., 1919-10-07
A FALL TIME WISH.

Away from the noise of trolley cars.
Away from each thing that joIts and
jars.
Away from the honk of the EMO ho!n,
And the peanut roaster's VIII ,eze f.n-
lorn
Oh, I want to get up at the break CT
day
And out in the country to stray away,
Down some long white country lane,
Where wild birds MARBLE a sweet
refrain,
Where dra gon flies fit lazily.
And the sunac's blush you're glad to
see,
And Natures wealth in goldenrod
Is paid to you with a friendly nod,
While the asters laugh and the naples
talk
AS they do when lovers mid them
walk,
Oh, I wish I could just forever stay
stay
In the golden blow of the autumn day.
p. III. A.
The Pensacola journal., 1919-10-07

Ice-cream? Chinese girls like 1t
quite as much as American girls do.
While the latter were indulging
in that cool. much coveted dessert
at Y.W.CA. conferences in various
parts OF the United States, the for
mer were having 1t at their WV.
CA. summer conferences. too.
This particular freezer OF ice
cream served It's purpose in making
a dozen Chinese girls happier-and
cooler-at the North China Wv.
CA. conference for students.
OF the girls who attended this
conference many were among the
5000 women students who belong to
the National Students Patriotic AS
soctation OF China which is playing
The Pensacola journal., 1919-10-07

CONTINUED from Page -
whole.
Great Britain cannot and will not
control the vote of Canada" Senator
McCumber said, 'I would like to put
this question straight to the Ameri-
can people Yhas not Canada, fully
governing In d e d n t dominion,
earned by her sacrifices in blood and
treasure through four years Of this
bloody war to a seat in this assembly
which would give her a vote, an effect
equal to Haiti, Hedjaz, Honduras,
Liberia, Nicaragua, Panama, Peru,
Salvador or Venezuela?
The Pensacola journal., 1919-10-07

such an important role in the poll
teal life of that country at the
present moment.
The students organized them
selves in the spring. stopped attend
ing their lectures and classes,
though they continued private
study. and began a campaign for
recognition of four principles
which they claim are essential to
speech, another the ousting MEM
bers of the militarist party-in
Peking. This latter they effected.
They also demand that Shantung
be returned to China and that the
twenty-one demands of Japan.
made in 1915, be cancelled.
The Pensacola journal., 1919-10-07
WEFTYD SULLIVAN

J. J. Sullivan, alias Lefty" is
playing his first year with the Chi
cago White Sox. Sullivan started his
career as ball player at Wichita,
Kan, in 1915. He has been playing
semi-professional baseball about Chi
cago for the past few years and when
he Joined the army he wes sent to
Camp Grant, ILL.,, where he was the
premier pitcher on T.. s6th division
team. He went overseas. and when
The Pensacola journal., 1919-10-07

Interest and sinking fund -. S4,050.00
Total 1892, ,S50.63
The budget takes care of an increase
in pay of 10 percent. of all city en-
ployes earning 800 or less per month
Salaries over that amount remain the
same as the past fiscal year.
The ordinance has had the serious
consideration of the commissioners and
other city officials for several weeks,
and every item of expenditure car
ried on this voluminous document,
and every possible contingency that
could possibly be anticipated has been
taken care of, with due concern for
economy and efficient service, the
commissioners assert.
The Pensacola journal., 1919-10-07
VOTING POWER
IN LEAGUE IN
SENATE DEBATE

(Continued from Page j.
The Pensacola journal., 1919-10-07
BILL PROVIDING
MARKING COTTON
OFFERED HOUSE

Washington, Oct. GA bill providing
that all ''rolley" or machine cotton,
shall be plainly marked in letters five
inches high on the side of the bales
and providing penalty of a fine and
Imprisonment for failure to so word
was introduced in the house today by
Congressman Green of Massachusetts,
The Pensacola journal., 1919-10-07
TRY ONE BOILER
WITH FUEL OIL
FOR FAIR TEST
Interest and sinking fund -. s4,o5o

Continued from Page one)
The Pensacola journal., 1919-10-07
Stomach ills

permanently disappear after drinking tha
celebrated Shivar Mineral Water. Positively
guaranteed by money-back offer. Tastes
ane' costs trihe. Delivered anywhere hv
pur Pensacola Agents, West Florida Crn.
.seU Ca Phu.c them
The Pensacola journal., 1919-10-07
WORK ON DOCK
is PROGRESSING
SATISFACTORILY

Continued from Page one)
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Answering the Croakers.

There still few croakers They they
why the Victory Liberty Loan necessary they afraid that
government has wasted they bea the high living
complain that they buy bonds But the
April the the
its and patriotism all intelligent people
the has been paid for; all honorable people realize that
bills must be all whose hearts warmed by the spirit
democracy understand that the victory which civilization
worth times the price paid
If few dollars needlessly what of it, Even
lions might have been saved the That
thing and prepared times much if need
After the FIRE and the factory has been saved
about the quantity of used and the splash the office
But of record every dollar this country weighed
million to France More the Ger
many, terrified surrendered
Had made such plans probably would lasted
sx months The
lives France and who that the policy wise one?
Now the bills be paid; the be brought home; the
sick and wounded given proper
Yet there still few croake They think already
made sacrifices But how do casualties with
those of England and Fance Where FARMS
wrecked homes factories destroyed
Has civilization been saved? victory
register? Those who did propo-
sion; they did clip They mill
and the freedom of the world They smashed the
Hndenburg line and with the Huns of world dominion
Now there the bill but still there few
perhaps there will be- Not
blood and Drawn of the nation. The people have
down when they had big task ahead But when the Victory Lib
ey Loan has history the who only coaked
everybody else whooping the big will have lot
explaining and OF ALL it will be lifelong
humiliation, bitter CALLING shame him
a alibi his conscience
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
THE PARAGRAPHER'S
NEWS VIEWS.

when a politician fancies himself
an irresistible force he finds the
American people an immovable
body.-New York Sun.
No sooner is the order given to
the Republican party to- Fall I'M"
than they begin to fall out.-Sa-
vannah News.
Now that the Poles are to have a
corridor to the Baltic is it pertinent
to suggest that the United States be
given a way out of the diplomatic
jungle e?-PhiladeIphia Bulletin.
What Champ Clark said or did not
say on various occasions can hardly
be magnified from a personal diff
ference into a national issue.-New
York World.
The way to treat Bolshevism in
this country wherever it bobs up is
to treat it as we treated it in the
case of Debs.-Louisville Courier
Journal
OF course the new phone rate is
an advance. Did anybody ever see
a new rate that wasn't?-Los
Angeles Times.
Secretary Daniels and Experts
on Way to Europe. Headline.
Notice the nice distinction made
by the careful. conscientious copy
reader?-Philadelp Inquirer.
AS we disarnN Germany, we also
remove considerable opportunity for
1t to commit suicide.-Baltimore
American.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
HINES TO MEDIATE
In RAILWAY STRIKE
Clerks and Employers Fail to Agree.
Conference Here.

Atlanta, Ga. March lS-Settlement
OF the controversy between the
brotherhood OF Railway Clerks and
railroad officials was in the hands
of Director General Hines and Board
No. s, OF the Railroad Administration
in Washington, today.
J. 7. Forester. national president
of the Brotherhood. and II. NJ. Muir
ray, chairman Of the national execu-
tive board. left Atlanta today for
Washington, where they will appear
before Board No. :, OF the Railroad
Administration, TO air charges against
A. J. Otterson, Federal auditor, and
present an ultimatum to Director Gen
eral Hines. at 10 O'Clock on wednes-
day morning.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Sausages.
by EDMUND VA

by EDMUND VANCE COOKE.
CFcx The whole is greater than the OF its parts)
Oyen Oyenski gentle and kind;
In his commonplace way, he refined,
So need explain why he made such
The night that the sausages spilled the floor.
Yes. he did. He flew up in rampageous rage,
Which words of his wife could
And then being ashamed, he let bit more,
The night that the sausages spilled on the floor
Had you him just then for the first time I'm
You'd have-caled him bully boob and boor
And you have been known to be
For trivial sausages spilled on the floor.
For Oyen that evening hungry and cross;
He had lost dollars and rowed with his boss. 4
He fed troubles reaching his door,
Without sausages spilled on the floor.
collector stood guard the cocoanut mat
The baby was bawlng, the dog chased the
Yet he still kept the steam-pressure down and fobore
Till the moment the sausages spilled the floor.
"a time get his wife frowned "Sit down.
The coffee is poured, the potatoes brown
The sausage is sizzling" q pause to deplore
The impending catastrophe-Sausages! F1oort--s
She paused with the sausages over his head
As she bit off words which were better unsaid
When the hot platter claeered and swore
As the sausages spattered both him and the floor
Oh Lord, in thy judgment of men and of nations
we pray Thee consider the primal causations.
All the dim, distant Past enters into the score
And not Just the sausages spilled on the floor
(Tag. Every domestic bliss has its bIisterl
Copyright, 1919
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Wants "Poor Phone, Wire,
Railroad Service" Probed

Albany, n. Y, March Estate Sen
ator Thompson introduced q resolu-
tion in the legislature today calling
on the public service commission to
investigate poor telegraph. telephone
and railroad service under Federal
control
The resolution said Il was neces-
sary to ascertain whether there is a
concerted move TO discourage the idea
Of government or municipal owner
ship Of public utilities.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
There |, No Comparisop.

Broadway chorus girls are paid
from SO TO so a week. I under
stand"
80 il is said"
Did you ever hear OF a rural
school marin getting that much7"
mo. But why the comparison7
There's no future in musical COM
edy for the average rural school
farm. Birmingham Age-Hersld.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
W. J. Bryan, So, and Wife
To Celebrate Birthday

William Jennings Bryan said yes
terday he had sufficiently recover
ed from his recent illness to return
to Baltimore.
Mrs. Bryan also has moved from
the hospital to Hotel Rennert,
where the Commoner will celebrate
with her today, his 59th ami
Yersary.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Heart Failure After Surf Bath.

st. Petersburg, Fla, March IS
Mrs. NJ. S. Kopp, of Dayton. Ohio,
wife of Division superintendent NJ.
5. Kopp, of the Baltimore & Ohio
Railroad, is dead here today fol-
lowing a heart attack which she
suffered while bathing in the gulf
at Pass-A-Grille, near here late yes
terday.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Discuss Traffic Bureau
Plans of M. M. Association

Plans for the organization of the
traffic bureau of the Merchants
and Manufacturers Association will
be discussed at a meeting of the
traffic committee of the association
this afternoon at > o'clock.
The committee is composed of
George S. De Neale, chairman. . nd
Phil King. Harry w. Hahn, Charles
Smith and Sidney ReiZenstein.
The bureau will take charge of
freight and express problems OF
members of the association.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Famous English Actress
Dead in Los Angeles

Los Angeles, Cal, March 1S.-Fun-
eral arrangements were made today
for Constance Crawley, actress. who
died here last night after a brief ILL
ness.
Miss Crawley played with Sir Her
bert Beerbohm Tree. and other noted
English actors. prior to coming to
the American stage
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Woof! Woof!

That poodle Of yours seems
rather cautions"
He is"
Takes no chances"
NO, I've seen him approach /,
toy dog with his tail wagEingr
STRAY Stories.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Nearly $500 Men Landed
AT Newport News Tuesday

Newport News. Va, March Is
yearly $500 men arrived here this
morning aboard the bsttleships Louis
lana and South Carolina and the L.
5. :. Arcadia. Both battleships sail
ed from Brest. while the Arcadia left
from St Nazaire
Aboard the South Carolina were
casual companies from Virginia.
Texas. Iowa, Indiana, Illinois. Ohio,
and nine civilians. making a total OF
lOa6
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
A LINE O. CHEER
EACH DAY o. THE YEAR
BY John IxendrIek Bangs.
COMFORT.

Grief is woeful measure hard to
bear,
And some there be who yielded up
to despair,
Yet looking back .thro' the remem-
bered years
With all their portions full OF
scalding tears
I've known no grief that did not
ope to me
Well-springs Of fellowship and SYM
pathy;
Nor failed to find in depths, meath
sorrows frown
The hand of Friendship lovingly
stretched down.
Copyright. l9ls)
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19

borhood housewives start their
fsvorite indoor sport called,
Giving the newcomers stuff the
grand razz." No matter what
their programs for the day were,
they're cancelled for the time be-
ing. Mentally heekling, behind
the lace curtains, the new neigh
boris furniture, is the menu. As
each piece comes out of the van
score of female eyes give, it the
sharp once over. II critical
words could wear out a piece of
furniture already the worse for
wear, il sure would be a wreck
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19

The home of Mr. and Mrs. Casper
r. Taylor, on North Capitol street
was a lively place last Sunday when
| they entertained a dozen soldiers
! from Walter Reed Hospital and as
many young women. Mrs. Taylor
succeeded So well that one OF the
| boys who was a. W. o. l. said he didn't
! care what happened when he got
back. The boys impressed upon Mrs.
| Taylor that they are ready for an
encore at any time.
Albert p. Doyle. public printer of
| the Canal Zone. was a visitor in the
shop Monday night He has been
touring the large cities inspecting ma
Chinery preliminary to ordering new
/ equipment for the plant in Panama,
! and will leave Washington Thurs
day.
The Congressional Record. dated
March Is. was the largest in many
| sessions, containing 222 pages.
! The Women's Bindery Union. No. q,
| initiated seventeen new members at
| the meeting Monday night, bringing
Mrs. Daniels says they haven't stopped
yet Some sizable flock Mrs. Daniels
\ has on her hands now.
Night Public Printer william E
McEvoy went to New York TO attend
banquet Saturday night
| Foreman Edwin H. Walker. of the
pRessroom is spending a few days in
New York.
Has anyone seen Charlie O'Connen
lately?
Arthur C. Rombilt is building an
addition to his home in Langdon. He
has already lost two hours on the job.
Fred Meyers. of Bradford. Pa.
who recently underwent an opera
| tion in Philadelphia, is convalescing
at the home of his brother-in-law.
! Ellis Wolfe, of the machine shop.
John Thornton suggests that those
"out east" cars that don't come back
/ line. Now Frank Lanham knows
where they are.
w. E. Lewis. maker-up in the Y
section. left Sunday for his farm in
| West Chester, Pa, to get in his
crops. Deacon established the print
shop in Porto Rico and was the first
public printer there.
Mrs. Johanna Riordan has been
absent from the pressroom five
weeks because of Illness.
Edward C. Grumley and Harry C,
| Hayne are absent from the proof
section on account of illness.
! Mrs. Maddox. of the ruling room
(also of Cherrydale). says she has
never fully recovered from her street
car accident in front of Union Station
She insists her feelings are still hurt
Michael c. Flanagan, of the press.
room. is taking several days leave.
| Otto schellin has been transferred
back to the night linotype force.
By the way, have you seen that pic
ture of Reese in his new wrestling
togs? Can't tell whether he resembles
Hackenschmidt or Joe Turner.
Charles z. Covert is absent from the
pamphlet binderS on nine days leave
Frank Turano has given up the
struggle with the high cost of living
in Washington and returned to little
old New York
L. F. Haynes is suffering with 3
very sore finger. injured in cylinder
press.
Frederick F. Mace, of the caste,
room, submitted to an operation las
week.
] Albert F. Klatt, pressman, is TAX.
ing several days leave.
Two weeks from yesterday the clocl
takes a jump. How will 1t feel t.
go to work at a, m.f
i Herbert Bullinger subbed on tn,
dual l. ruling machine the other da,
and had plenty Of trouble In maxim,
it besave. After he had. linked vi
and thrown on the Juice the fun be
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Gghto!

Visitor dn public gardens. inter-
ested In ootany)-Do you happen to
know to what family that plant
belongs7
Old Gardener happens TO know
1t don't belong TO no family. That
plant belongs TO the park.-Florida
Times-Union.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
No Doubt

Mr.. Styles-''You know ~ won-
en- get the vote they would have
TO serve on juries." Mrs. Styles
We'll, suppose we do ! guess it
wouldn't take US as long 10 dis
agree as some OF the men
Yonkers Statesman.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Perhaps She Wants a New Hat

"A model wife. you say7"
"a paragon"
In what particular"
After she's spent an hour and a
half preparing his dinner she's
still able TO laugh heartily at his
favorite NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Age Herald.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
SUSPECT RUSS COUP
In STRIKE RENEWAL
Diplomats See Hand of Reds in
Hungarian Walkout.

\ possible coup between Russian
Bolshevikf and fadical Hungarian ele-
ments was seen by diplomats in
Budapest advices yesterday of the re-
newal of the general strike through
out Hungary.
The strikes are declared to be aimed
at the republican government at
Budapest and also at the Serbian
troops occupying Southern Hungary
and Rumanian forces in Transylvania.
Considerab bic delegations from the
Russian Bolsheviki are known to be
in Hungary and II is suggested that
Lenine and Trotsky may be planning
to send aid to them by way of the
Ukraine.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Perhaps He Floated.

7 see where an American pris-
oner in a German camp secured
escape by bribing the guard with
a piece OF soap" Naturally that
enabled him 70 make a clean get
awsy."-Bafimore American.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19

New York, March IS
Useless Is my Office boy.
I cali him Stupid.
For short
He came to work today,
With three teeth.
Right In front.
Missing.
And when he smiles.
lean think.
OF nothing else.
But the Hoosic Tunnel.
And when he talks.
I am unable to say.
Whether he needs.
An expert plumber.
Or whether I need.
A macintosh.
He seems very quiet.
And he sat stin.
For an hour.
Before going to sleep.
Which is quite. unusual
And when he awakened.
1t was time for lunch.
And he came over.
To where hwork.
Yawned in my face.
And said:
20 oodle oop a poo"
Naturally" I replied.
And kept on writing.
Stupid tried again.
My 90 ront oofs co."
20 I an ak loo"
Raising an umbrella.
Which stood nearby.
I asked Stupid.
To continue.
His story interested me.
And reminded me.
OF Fountain Square.
Back in Cincinnati.
So he revealed.
The mammoth cave again.
90 fink 90 mart"
IT eongy o loo oop."
So 1 gave him a dime.
So he could taxicab.
Over to the Ritz.
And get a midday snack.
And 1 went out.
In search of a set.
OF chtld's size.
False teeth.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Rifht You Are.

Susie lat her music lesson)-Td
IKE TO catch an old air / heard in
the reception-room last night
Professor-Whst is that air. Miss
Susie?
Susie - A miIlionsire. Pear
sons Weekly.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Lucky at That.

This prohibition outlook is a
trifle expensive"
How soT'
why, I've just had 70 build
an addition TO my wine cellar
Life.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Protest Division Of Funds.

Philadelphia. March lS.-ResoIu-
tions protesting against the pro-
posed appropriation OF State funds
for sectsrian purposes were adopted
by the Philadelphia Methodist con-
ference in session here. At the
close OF the conference, late TODAY
Methodist ministerial changes Will
be announced.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
Practice Makes Perfect.

Mother dear, ! need 500. VIII
you ask father for it?' NO, you
must ask him yourself. You'll
have q husband some day, and
now is your time to practice
Life.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-19
BUREAU OF
ENGRAVING
AND PRINTING
1Ssz NEWS
b DWN

Potomac Council, No. eos. National
Union. which is largely composed Of
employees OF the bureau, held q splen-
didly attended meeting in Pythian
Temple on Monday evening. After a
short business session, during which
two candidates were initiated in short
form. the meeting was turned over
to Speaker Harry Chick, who an
nounced he had arranged an enter
tainment which had been designated
as an Irish night The following
took part in the program: Mr.. W. D.
Clark. S, II. Jacobson, and w. II.
Vessels, in humorous stories; J. A.
Slavin. vocal solo. accompanied by
]. E. Rhodes; Mr.. Gibbons in an orig
inal poem entitled the Red, White.
and Blue" Mr.. Nachman delivered
a very interesting address on the part
the Irish and Jews have played In
the building of nations. his remarks
being loudly applauded; J. a. WILL
Jams spoke on fraternslism; District
Manager Kerr gave a short talk on
the business side Of the order. Re-
freshments were served.
Micheal F. McCann, plate printer,
section l, underwent an opera ton at
Providence Hospital last Saturday
He will probably be in the hospital
for several weeks.
Mr.. Charles HaInsworth. the popu-
lar assistant foreman of the plumb
ing shop, has been nominated for
president OF the lunch room. He has
always taken a great interest in the
lunch room, and il is believed by q
large number of bureau employees that
he is the man for the job. His con-
stituents have adopted the slogan.
Vote for Hainsworth."
Miss Mamie McAtee, of the stamp
. book and coil division, has been de-
tailed to the chief clerks Office.
The employees of the stamp pack
ing division had very delightful
evening Monday at the residence of
Miss Elizabeth Scott, 2Q9s Fourth
street northeast.
Fred Hallock. expert locksmith OF
the bureau. is back on the job after
a long siege Of sickness.
Mrs. Jennings. clerk of the stamp
cumming division. has been granted
leave Of absence for a few days.
The girls of the stamp perforating
division wish to extend to Mrs. Agnes
Dolan (O'DonnelD their deepest SYM
pahy in her late bereavement.
Miss Anna DuIin. of the examining