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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16
CHURCH CENSUS
ARRANGED FOR
VIII Start Sept. q and VIII
Cover Entire City

Plans for the non-denominational
religious census to be held for one
week starting Monday, September 20,
were completed last night at a meet
ing of the various churches of the
city in the Presbyterian church
chapel The meeting was opened with
prayer by Rev. Mr.. N~iedermeyer, pas
tor Of the Presbyterian church. Mrs.
Jennie Pemberton was chosen chair
man.
The speaker of the evening was DR.
Hollinphed of New York City. He
gave a very interesting address on the
Inter church World Movement" and
illustrated on a black board how the
cards are to filled out. which are tc
be used In taking this religious GEN.
sus.
was appointed follows: Rev. V. b
Skov, Peter Jensen, George Woglom,
Glenworth Sturgis, Frederick H,
Walker, G. Poulsen, Mrs. Jennie Penn
berton and Mrs. Preston. Ralph At
kinson was made chairman of the
publicity.
The city was divided off in districts
and each church given a certain dis
trict in which to work. Those who
have received districts are as fol-
lows:
Presbyterian church, districts 6-43-
84-80-89-14-27; Simpson Methodist,
1-2-11-16-21-37-40; First Baptist. 8
4-15-17-22-25-35-38; Danish M. E., Z
10-20-24-29-82-41; Grace English
Lutheran, 5-9-1S-26-31-26; Our Saw
tours Danish Lutheran, 8-19-SS-42;
St. Stefan's Danish Lutheran, 1918
rs.
Mr.. Atkinson said today that other
churches would be given districts in
the near future.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16
ON NAME
Of CIVIC BODY
Board of Trade Greater Perth
Amboy Movement Gains Favor

Ballots on which the members of
the Board of Trade will vote On the
changing of the name Of the organi-
zation to Chamber of Commerce are
being sent out today. During the past
twenty-five per cent of the
commercial organizations have
adopted the Chamber of Commerce
as their title and at the present time
.sixty-six per cent. of the organiZa-
tons have adopted the idea.
Plans for the big civic dinner to be
held at the New Packer House under
the auspices of the Board of Trade
are fast nearing completion. This
will be one of the biggest affairs of
Its kind ever held by the Board of
Trade. The first reports of the mem
bership campaign will be announced
at thai time. Although the organi-
cation is not in a position as yet to
announce who the speakers will be-,
efforts are being made to get men
noted in NATIONAL and state affairs to
address the gathering.
The Greater Perth Amboy move
ment is advancing with leaps and
bounds. Four group meetings have
already been held and much interest
has been manifested by those who
have attended the affairs. One of the
greatest results which have been OBJ
tanned by the meetings is hat q com
.prehensive idea has been worked out
for the Greater Perth Amboy move
ment, which will mean success for the
proposition.
At these meetings those present are
urged to name something which they
think is desirable and would benefit
the city and be a factor In the Greater
Perth Amboy idea. Among those
which have been suggested r the
following: City plan; annexation of
Woodbridge; improvement of water
ways; street improvements; oiling OF
important streets; better train facili-
ties; new depots; comfort stations;
community house and better ferry SER
vice.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16
DISTRICT COURT

The case of Mrs. Anna C~servenak
of Roosevelt, who alleges that she
was beten and kicked by Mickelof
Kazikas, also of Roosevelt, Is being
tried today in the district court, be-
fore Judge c. c. Hommann and jury.
Mrs. Cservenak Is suing for $500
damages.
The plaintiff and defendant occupy
a two family house in Roosevelt.
Kazikas occupying the second floor
and Mrs. Cservenak the first floor.
On July Is, Mrs. Cservenak alleges
that the defendants chickens got out
of There rop and began to destroy
the stuff in her garden. She drove
them out. Kazikas' wife saw Mrs.
Cservenak chasing the chickens and
telephoned to her husband who Is
employed at the Copper Works and
he left his work and returned home
to investigate. 1t Is alleged that Kaz-
ikas found Mrs. Cservenak in the yard
and began to beat and choke her. In
the struggle she fell to the ground
after which it is alleged that Kazikas
kicked her.
The witnesses for the Plaintiff are:
DIR. J. w. Wantach, Rose Bertha and
Louis Havasi, all of Roosevelt.
Mrs. C~servenak is represented by
Attorney Jacob s. Karkus and Kali
kas by Andrew Wight of the law firm
of Wight, Wight and Golenbock.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16
New Past Councillors Order
IS Formed in Monmouth

Past County Councillor c. Arthur
Seele instituted the fifth Past Coun-
cilors Association of the Jr. o. u. A.
M. in Monmouth county at Long
Branch last night. The new ~associa-
ton is to be known as the Monmouth
County Past Councillors Association
and started off with a charter mem
bership of thirty-nine.
Mr.. Seele who resides in this city
Is a past councillor of Goodwill Coun-
Gil, No. 80 of New Brunswick and was
assisted in the institution of the new
council by Past Councillor Rene p. F.
Won Minden and Past County Coun-
cilors William P. Compton, Birden
Golden, Albert Leu, George E. Grabiel
and William H. Lokerson. Past State
Councillor p. Hall Packer, of Sea
Bright made some remarks. Past
State Councillor Won Minden installed
the newly elected officers.
A handsome embossed bible was
presented by the Middlesex County
Association. The mex meeting of the
new association will be held with At
lantic Highlands Council on Tuesday
October IA. There was a delegation OF
seventy-five from out from Middlesex
County Association hat went down by
automobile.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16
PERIL At SEA
Wife Of Son of Ex-President
Hayes Tells Experiences.
shIpwreck, Storm, Maddened Lions
and Tigers Among Her
Adv. INJURIES.

New York.-Shipwreck, storm and
peril from lions and tigers that were
driven insane with fear were among
the adventures recounted by Maud A.
Hayes. wife of Scott Hayes, son of
former President Rutherford B. Hayes,
who arrived here with her husband
from a trip to South America.
Mrs. Hayes sailed from New York
May 20 on the Chilean mail steamer Ii
mari. On June s in a calm sea the
Limari went aground off Santa Rose,
on the north shore Of Peru. Passen-
gers and crew took to the boats and a
few hours later encountered a violent
storm which Mrs. Hayes said dashed the
waves to a height Of 80 feet and tossed
the lifeboats about like cockleshells.
The refugees were finally rescued by
the Peruvian ship M~antaro, but only to
be confronted with q new peril.
The Mantaro carried q travelling
menagerie and the lions, tigers and
monkeys were driven frantic by the
storm. The larger animals made des-
perate efforts to break from their cages
and their bowls added to the terrors
of the storm, while the monkeys actu-
ally did escape, and fed, chattering
wildly, to all parts Of the ship.
Mrs. Hayes arrived here on the Santa
Luise from Valparaiso.
Capt. w. T. Crossely commander of
the ship, said that 300 persons lost
their lives in the storm, which ravaged
the port Of Valparaiso July 18.
The Santa Luise was taken 100 miles
out to sea to weather the storm. which
sent to the bottom about ten ships, In
Guiding some interned German liners
which had remained In port.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16
Mems Heads Bigger
Bosh! Say Scientists

Philadelphia.-"Pish! Tush !"
said psychologists and anato-
mists Of the University of
Pennsylvania, commenting on
the statement Of hat manufac-
turers to the effect that mems
heads were growing larger.
Its all roti" said DR.. R. TAFT
Mckenzie, in charge of the phys
zeal work Of the university. 'The
theory could not possibly be sus
tanned by facts unless" he add
ed, with a twinkle in his eye,
unless 1t is a reflection from
Germany. They seem to be suf-
fering from swelled heads just
now"
1.-THE fact is interesting IL
true" said DR.. Lightner Wilmer,
head of the department Of psy-
chology of the university. II
can't think of a reason in the
world for the fact. If fact 1t is.
I'm very much inclined to doubt
the truth of the statement"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16
TASTING With the Nose.

The sensation Of taste, while Of COM
mon and constant experience, Is highly
complicated In Its nature. What is
commonly called taste Is not a simple
sensation at all. but rather a complex.
In addition to the actual functioning
Of the apparatus properly pertaining
to the sense Of taste. the tongue re-
ceives impressions Of various other
sorts. all Of which 60 to make up this
complex. As finally recorded In the
consciousness, the taste Of any sub
stance has to do with its heat or cool
ness, perhaps with a mild amount Of
pain, certainly with a%stringency or
acridity-which are in themselves fur.
Their completes of thermic and tactile
sensations-and above all with smell.
The reader will probably agree that
ice cream and coffee are entirely diff
ferent from their true selves when
served at inappropriate temperatures ;
and It is a matter of record that a per-
son Of the keenest taste may make the
most ludicrous errors IL asked, blind
folded and with his NOSE stopped to
identify substances placed in his
mouth.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16
peonIe Of Little Worth.

People Of Little Worth.
The truth and rapture of man are
holy things, not lightly to be scorned.
A carelessness of life and beauty
marks the glutton, the idler, and the
fools in their deadly path across his
tory.-John Masefield.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16

al condition. 50 Morgan Beach. N.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16
Water and the Human Body.

The specific gravity of water and
the human body is virtually the same.
A body In the water Is supported by
equal pressure at all points. 1t is
more likely to be at ease than under
other circumstances. 1t is, therefore,
more likely that it may move without
pain. So cripples are often given their
exercise In the water.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16

Perth Amboy Lodge No. 7S4, B.
P. o. E., will meet tonight at its
clubhouse in Madison venue for the
purpose of initiating several candi-
dates and transacting other business
hat will come up at this time.
Two candidates received the first
degree of the order at a meeting OF
Algonquin Lodge Nc. "A, K. of p, al
a meeting of the lodge asst night at
Odd Fellows hall. Cortlandt Sheath,
the degree master, was in charge of
the work and he was assisted by
Chancellor Commander Chris Peter
son, who was in the chair. Arrange
ments were made for comforting the
second degree at the next meeting
and the third degree at the following
meeting. A district meeting will be
held in the oons of the local lodge
on Monday, October 8, at which rep
resentatives from the various lodges
in the district will be here to take
part in the meeting.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16
RattIea on SUNDAYS.

The date Of the battle of Salamanca
was Sunday, July 2, 1872; Vimiero,
Feuntes donor, Orthez, Toulouse and
Vittorla were also contested on what
were known as "Wellington's Red Sun
days" Waterloo was won or a Sun
day and the greatest attack on Cron-
les trenches at ~Paardeberg was made
on a Sunday-Feb, Is, 1900.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-16
concernIna Namm

Said the observing cuss, when an
actress starts out to make a name for
herself she has to think up a good one
TO start with before she makes it."
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
Wyjazd Sekr. Danie|S'a do Euro
py WSpraWie zbrojei MorskiCh
Senator Chamberlain 0 |mmigracyi
J%apOiskiej do Ameryki.
Bandyci Will W Okolicy Pogranicza
Ameryka1sko- Meksyka1skiego.
Wicher j Pow6dz Wyrzadzaja Wiele Szkod
W Stanach Poludniowo Zachodnich.
DsIsgasya Piracy " New Jersey Potapia uStrajk Plwa'
lime. Telegramy Krajowe.

przyjalby wojne, gdyby chodzi-
10 o n%aruszanie praw amerykan-
skich. Najd}uzej omawiai sprawe
propozycyi ambassadors Iapon-
skiego wice-hrabiego Ishi,, "a
mieszczenia w konstytucyi Ligi
narodow prawa znoszacego wszel
kie ograniczenia rasowe pomle-
dry panstwami. w kwestyi tel
senator Chamberlain tax sic wy
razii: ,,Kwestya rasowa jest kwe-
stya czysto domowa. Japonia ma
tomiast chce z nie) uczynic kwe-
stye miedzynarodowa. Przynio-
fsloby to tylko ruine zachodowi.
Jezeli NATIONALIST Alianci odmo-
via wiaczenia tel sprawy W Kon-
stytucye Ligi ~narodow, narcn-
czas bedziemy mieli pred SODA
trzech nieprzyjacioi: Rosye,
Niemcy i Japonie. Coz sic wten-
czas stanie z naszym swiatowym
pokojem? TIE try nieprzyjaciel-
skie panstwa po}aczy}yby sic re
SODA i ponownie wywolaiyby
wojne. Sadie, re o tel kwestyi
nalezy pomowic zupeinie otwar-
Gle. w p~rzysziosci stana nam w
drodze przeciwnosci, powinniSmy
zatem bye ma ME przygotowani.
Me naleze do tych, ktorzy chca,
abY te sprawe odiozyc ma PREY
sz}oSc. Niebezpieczenstwo wyio-
milo sic w ostatnich c~zasact, TREE
ba zatem ukazac je narodowi.
Wierze W Lige narodow, ale ia
ka lige, ktoraby ME wydzieraia
Ameryce zadnych praw funda--
mentalnych. Wolaibym ably sic
ma nowo rozpoczeia woina, ami
zeli bye Swiadkiem czegoS po-
dobnego".
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
DuSu-
ORGANIZACYA PRZEC1W
PROHIBICYJNA.

Nowy York, II marca. Ia
wiadomiono tutaj, re tworzy sic
organizacya, kt6rej zdaniem be-
die odrzucenic ]czternastcj po-
prawki do konstytucyi Stan. lied
noczonych, dotyczaccj prohlblcyl
n~arodowej. Aplikacya ola inkor-
porowania organizacyi ne pra--
wach Stanu Nowego Yorku be-
die przeslana W przysziym ty-
godniu.
Do tego czasu. 800, 900 os6b wy
pelni}o aplikacye ma przyjecie do
organizacyi. Galezie iei beda W
dwudziestu dziewieciu Stanach.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
teczny ME bedzie wydany, ME
MONA bye tego pewnym.
POLSKA ODPIERA ATAKl

MA TRZECH FRONTAGE.
Warszawa, II. marca. Wal
XII odbywaja sic ma trzech FROM
tach z roznym wynikiem ola
stron przeciwnych, mowi urzedo-
Wv komunikat wydany :przez
polski sztab generalny. Komuni--
kat opiewa:
.,Wojska bolszewickie znowu
zaatakowaiy sionim W Grodzien-
skiem i zdo1aiy wtargnae do mia
sta, w koncu jednak wyparte 20
staiy W walce ma bagnety.
,,Woiska nasze odpariy wszy-
stkie ataki Ukraincow ma Lwow,
Grodek i Jagielnice, zadajac ciez-
kie straty nieprzyjacielowi. Wal
ka toczy sic dalej, przyczem woj-
ska nasze zajefy Jaksmanice,
Siedliska i Bychow.
,,Niemieckie ataki w Poznan--
skiem zostafy odparte. Niemcy
strzelali do wiesniakow, kt6rzy
pracowali ma polach. Polskie woj-
ska PREY pomocy lokalnej milicyi
odpariy silly ochotnicze niemiec-
kie, ktore zaatakowafy kopalnie W
okolicy Dombrowki, ma Slasku
Gornym. Robotnicy wyszli No
strajk, protestujac przeciwko te'
mu."
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
Synowskie posfuszeistWo.

Synowskie posiuszeistwo.
Rzecz sic dzieje ma scenic prowin-
c~yonalnej. H..
Aktor, grajacy role OLGA, mierzy z pt
stoletu: "
- Cir, nedzny synu, umieraj!
Pistolet spalil ma panewce, czem ME
zra3onyS SYN zachwial sic, upadl /, drga
JAG, mowi glosem konadacego.
- Tw6j pistolet, ojcze, ME wypalil,
jednak umieram q synowskiego poslu-
szehstwa.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
w szk6lce wiejsliej.

- Co trzeba robic z grzybami truja-
cymi, jezehby sic znalazfo je W leslie?
- Zebrac i sprzedac do miasta.
PraktycznoSG nadewszystko.
Wiasciciel hotelu ma}omlejskiego
do turysty:
- Trzeba pan11 wiedziec, Re W tym
hotelu spa3 znakomity Schiller.
- A czy dobrze spai?
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17

szcgo kwictnia. Lekarzc, ktorych
aplikacyc byiy W rekach Rady,
pred p]odpisanicm warunkow pc
kojowych, ~otrzymajq specyalne
listy Z podziekowanicm "a lch
szczcre checi wstqpicnia do kor-
DISH.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
WyiszOsG.

u powodu przepelnienia w pociagu
,,spacerowym" pasazer6w z biletami kla
sy III-ej usadowiono W klasie Lei. Je-
dina z takich turystek, trzymajaca ma
iednei rece niemowle, w drugiej ko-
szyk z prowiantami, szeptrm do meza {:
Zr6b, jak ia i ME klaniaj sic
H~opsztyckiej. Ona ma billet kasy Wei,
a rozsiadia sic tn niby wielka dana.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
zONLIERZ
ZABI ARCYKSIECIA


Oboz Shermana, II marca. -
Wade federalne przepatruja O.
hecnie sprawe niejakiego Fran
ciszka Hobela pochodzacego z
Austryi, ktory mia} sic przyznac
innego ~zoinierza, re jest jednym
Z trzech osob, ktore zamordowa-
iy arcyksiecia Franciszka Ferdy-
nanda W roku l9l4-tym tuz pred
wybuchem wielkiej wojny swia-
towel. Weidug jego wiasnych re
znan, pc dokonaniu morderstwa
jego ojciec dai mu 800 dolarow
ma podroz do Ameryki. .
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
Zarty.
S4siedzi.

Sasiedzi. l..
,,Litosttwa osoba" spotyha dwoch
zebrak0w.
Gdzie m~ieszkacie? - Zapytuje
pierwszego.
- W cZystem polu.
A wy? zwraca sic do drugiego.
w sasiedztwie.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
w ZBROJEN
MORSKICH.
WaSzvnoton II marca

Washington, II marca. -
Przyszla k~Qnferencya pomiedzy
przedstawicielami admrralicyi
panstw europejskich a sekr, Da-
nielsen I jego doradcami, wy
VIOLA prawdopodobnie wiele ko-
mentarzy PREY omawianiu zbro-
len morSkich ma konferencyi po-
kojowej w Paryzu. Wczoraj bo-
WIEN wyiechai do Europy sekr.
Daniels, wraz z trzema swyml
doradcami. Pomiuto re powodem
ich wyjazdu do Europy jest ze-
blanie wSzelkich informacyi, ma
kt6rych department marynarki
mogiby oprzec swoj program bu
dowy przysziych krazownikow
pancernych. zamiaSt dzisieiszych
pancernik0w, SAN fakt, re
marynarki innych panstw staly-
BY sic przez to nieuzyteczne, we
dug .opinii urzednikow tutej-
szych, daily powod przediozenia
tel sprawy pred konferencye po-
kojowa. Proponowany okret bo-
jowy, posiada}by szybkoSc %
wez{ow ma godzine; uzbrojony
byiby dwunastoma dziaiami 10
sto calowemi, ~otoczony plyta pan
cerna dwunastocalowa, o ogolneJ
pciemnoSci $4,000 ton i koszto-
waiby okoio $40 900, 900. R6znica
iedyna, jakaby zachodzila pomie-
dzy pancernikami dzisejszymi a
proponowanymi okretami, lstnla-
iaby tylko w szybkoSci okretow
oraz w tenn, re okret proPonowa-
nego moznaby uzywac zarowno
do celow zaczepnych jake tez Cd
pornych. w innych siowach, pro-
ponowany okret posiada}by szyb-
kosc dzisiejszego krazownika a
size odpornoSc Pancernika. Kosz
ia budowy takiego okretu starry
by sic dwa'razy wieksze cd kosz-
tow k~onstrukcyi pancernikow hub
krazownik0w. Pozatem zaszlyby
wielkie zmiany W inzynieryi a
takze w budowie dokOw suchych.
Okret ten byiby diva razy wick
sy Cd najwiekszego okretu istnie-
iacego obecnie. Department ma
rynarki zalnierza rowniez pred
iozyc innym panstwom swe pla-
nv ma proponowana k~onstrukcye
krazownika o szybkoSci IS WEI
low ma godzine. Znaczy to, re
Ameryka ME chce, ably istniaia
jakakolwiek kompetycya W kon-
strukcyi wielkich m%arynarek, o
lie size rozchodzi O zaprowadzenie
staiego pokoju. Me ma zatem
zadnej kwestyi, re w. Brytania
przyjmie jakiekolwiek miedzy-
narodowe porozumienie co sic ty-
czy zmniejszenia kosztow budo-
wy okretow.
SENATOR CHAMBERLAIN
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
Intryga EurOpy.

49, Zle moi effendi srodze wy}omo-
tano nam sk0re.
ia zas, drogi baszo, nasze nlepo-
wodzenia przypisuje bynajmniej ME
pafstewkom b~afkahskim.
- Komuz vice?
- Szampanii i ksiestwu Monaco. -
Mkt, tylko one podnurtowafy 'ustroj
naszej armii.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
Oszczedna gospOdyni.

- z ilu jaj nam zrobic omlet, pro-
sze PAM?
- Rozbij cztery jaj 2 dw6ch pier
wszych wei A6ltka, z dw6ch drugich
biaika, a reszte zlej do filizanki i po-
zostaw na jutro.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
NEW JERSEY PRZECIW
STRAJKOWI w OPOZYCY1
WYROBU PIWA.

Newark, N. J. II marca. - 400
delcgatow federacyi Piracy &c
Stanu New Jersey opowiedzia}o
sic przcciw strajkowi ola okaza-
MIA opozycyi sprzedazy piwa, kto
.ry naznaczono ma picrwszego
lipca. D~elcgacya jednakowoz wy
s}aia proSbe do kongrcsu o Cd
r~zuccnie zarowno ~wojcnncj jake
tcz pokojowej prohibicyi i zwr6-
cha sic do PREF. Wilsona o po-
moe.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
ALIANCI GOTOWI DO IN
TERWENCYI w o
POLSKI.

Paryz, II. marca. Minister
francuski ola spraw zagranicz-
nych Pichon, omawiajac kwestye
granicy polsko : n~iemieckiej, o.
5wiadczyi, re gdyby Niemcy ME
chcieli przyjac warunkow, ma kto-
re zgodzili sic komisarze alianccy
do Polski, Alianci zmuszeniby by
Ii do interwencyi ma rzecz Polski,
ktora ME mogiaby bye pozosta-i
wiona w obecnem niebezpiecz-
mem po~ioieniu. Francuski general
byiby wysiany do Polski z pierw-
sza polska dywizya, kt6ra wal
czysa we Francyi, skoro tylko BY
Toby to mozliwem.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-03-17
Pomiedzy kelnerami.

widzi mi sic, re ia, CO idzie, ID
musi bye solistka.
- Czy dlatego, re nosl teke?
- To ME, ale Zawsze chodzi solo.
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DziWni ludzie.

..,- Jacy ci Iudzie So dziwni? Gdy
mieszkaIem IA parterze, m6wili o mnie
he wzniosIem sic W gore; teraz, gdy
mieszkam ma piatem pietrze, powiada-
ia, re upad}em.
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A CHAMBERLAIN
o POKO.
IOWYCH.

Washington, II marca. w
movie swej do przedstawicieli
stowarzyszenia Mississippi, soma
tor Chamberlain z Oregon, pre-
yes wydziaiu spraw wojskowych,
oswiadczyi re, gdyby mu dano
do wyboru odrzucenie warunHow
pokojowych i nova wojne, to
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w saddle

- Podsadny Jest bezzenny?
- Gorzej, panic sedzio.
- zonaty?
- Gorzej.
- Wdowiec?
- Ut, gorzej.
- A wiec?
- Zonaty 20 raz drugL
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wiedzione. Czy podsadny vie, &e czeka
60 surowa kara?
Oskarzony. ia, panic sedzio, juz do
statecmie zostalem ukarany: nam
dwie tesciowe!
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NOwy zach.

- Jaki jest spos6b waszego utrzy'
mania?
- Wynajmuje sic do kinematogra.
f6w ma offare morderstwa.'
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AND WILL BLISKO
N AMERYKAN-
CKIEJ
SKIEJ.

Hachita, N. M, II marca. -
Wiesci o zajeciu fanny W Noga-
les przez NJ. Lopeza bedacego
w sluzbie Will, wywoialy wiele
strachu w miasteczku Hermanas,
lezacem cztery mile ma, poinoc
Cd granicy meksykanskiej. Kilka
rodzin opuScilo miasto ola bojaz-
nj pred powtorzeniem napadu
'podobnego do napadu ma Column
bus w roku 1916-tym. Nogales
ley zaledwie oSmnaScie mil ma
poludnie Cd pogranicza amery-
MISUNDERSTANDING
Puikownik Seney natychmiast
pc otrzymaniu tel wiadomosci
wyslai shiny oddziai konnicy do
Hermanas, ale jak ostatnie via
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Staranne Wychowanie.

- Helenko, czemu przy spiewaultu
talk szeroko otwierasz usta?
To 5yed1ug wskaz6wek %profesora.
HIM, W takim razie przynajmniej
.zaslaniaj reka usta.
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R6wnouprawnienie

- Co sic staso[ Ignacy! oko macie
.podbite.
- A to, prosze lasH pana, moja 10
ma zapisaaa sic do r6wnouprawnienia.