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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
Lille interuiews

no where did he find the interest and
activity in real estate as here in Fl
Paso- That this city is good enough
for him and that he viii reengage in
the real estate business here
7 was impressed at a recent turn
out OF the FL PasO fire department
which I believe is among the most
modern that / have ever seen. said B.
y. Thorn. OF Dallas. I have Travelled
extensively through the east. but /
do not believe that I have seen more
modern apparatus than is at present
being used by the FL Paso depart
menL IN the larger cities there are,
Of course. one or two pieces Of ap-
paratus that are used in emergencies
which do not arise in Fl Paso and
are therefore unnecessary here
silver City. y. ". is becoming a
very popular town as a sporting cen
ter. there being approximately 1000
people there 20 witness q prize fiEnt
recently" said B. G. Needham- Per
sons arrived in Silver City in auto
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
Leape Your Cares On
The Outside; It's Best
BY Ky RIESENER

To BE able 10 look comfortable and
1 feel miserable. and 10 look cheer
full and feel gloomy, is merely con
firmation OF the fact that life is a
stage on which we all are actors, as
somebody once said
You may be physically weak and
mentally weary; your brain may be
confused with worries and troubles.
but its only your privilege TO admit
II TO yourself The other person viii
only be sympathetic out Of courtesy.
It's best TO shake off your gloomi-
ness and grouchiness before you enter;
put on your cheerfulness and con-
geniaMty, and burst into the room
with hello everybody" and a glad
lot Of nonsense. IT makes you very
popular and after you have gone
every one viii regret your going.
It's simply a case Of suiting the
action TO the word. and the word 10
the action You're playing a part. and.
Ike all parts. some people can do
them better than others At first we
are all amateurs. but with enough re-
hearsing OF ourselves. in time the
part becomes the whole Of ourselves.
and we become so professional in the
acting that We are never caught off
our guard.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
Wonan'S Faith In Oil Under Her Ranch Is Justified
Visitor Gives High Praise To 81 PaSo Fire Department

mobiles from practically every town
for 100 miles around, there being spe-
cial delegations from Deming. Colum-
bus. Tyrone and Fl Bayard This
place is situated in the heart OF the
copper mining district and any sport
ing event staged there draws people
from miles around"
Il see in the Mexican people with
whom I'm associated the realization
OF the rights OF wOmanhood," said
Miss Emma Brandeberry, principle u
Houchen's Settlement house. We
judge a race by the standards OF its
women and until recently, the llexi-
can women have never been allowed
any rights whatever. AS a result Of
the work at the settlement house.
Mexican men have already begun COM
planning about their women folk be-
coming too Independent. But that
seems TO be having no effect. for they
have not relaxed IN the least in their
interest in the work we offer them.
In fact, the taste OF Independence
they have gotten seems to have given
them the desire for more"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04

MAYOR CHAS. DAVIS and r Burt
w Orndorff are vice presidents IN
the same oil company-sort OF pour
ing oil on the troubled political va
tiers. as 1t we're
Corkscrews VIII soon be as useful
in this country as a butter spreader
at a spagetti tournament
II heard Of a man. said Uncle
bud. who ate a box OF matches. then
drank cup OF kerosene, and got al
lit up"
First IL was the antiprohibitton
movement. now the anticigaret move
gum societyf
Bosses never pay Us enough Gin
our own Estimation
What viii the poor rich women,
who battle in champagne, do when the
country goes dry2
Efficiency is haste without hurry.
speed without strain, energy without
excitement" Weil what funny fish
& frog is
The antitobaccoists say Prize
fighters and football stars rigidly ao-
stain from the deadly cigaret-" But
the kaiser was defeated BY fellows
who rolled their own
Grant is known TO boys and girls
AZ school as the most famous man who
ever smoked too much
7 think Bungville is a heap sight
better than New York" said Uncle
Josh. why New York amt even got
a public horse trough"
Well. as I live and breathei Read
this: "Ou has made more millionaires
than anything on earth" Yea DO. but
It has also made a few who are not
milnonaires-
A penny saved is a penny earned
But how are you going 70 save EN-
when your pet cigar is selling for
eents2
Two things we never get tired Of
salary and lunch. as served at the
various midday club meetings
Leading correspondents agree that
the peace conference Is threatened
with a blow-up- Apparently some Of
the negotiators, who are holding back
conclusions Of the parley, are de-
termined not 20 have peace even II
they have TO fight 10 prevent IL
Joe Bailey says he has not LETT
the Democratic party, but that the
party has left him without disagree
ing altogether with J0e's arraignment
OF the present administration. IL
might be remarked that his office
holding connection with the Demo
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
a Il ORE TRUTH
NE THAN
80 POETRY

THE MANDATORY
I NET a man who seemed in pain,
And As he passed me by
I noticed that he held a chain
And led a dog thereby
And when i kindly asked TO know
The reason why he sighed,
He looked nt me in bitter woe,
And gloomlly replieds
I'm mandatory OF this pup
1 1 lead him round eaek day.
And see that he f. not cheWed mp
BY ours that come his Wnys
And II perchanee he picks n fight
1 have TO mix In H..
He always saves his skin all right,
But I'm the one that's bit.
" Nd when n bulldog heaves In view
n Intent to do him harm.
Before it's ended am due
To lose n Lex or ARA.
For always when two NUTS are met
For war and gore a-thirst.
Aoun find that they are sure to get
The mandatory first
MOREOVER. must buy him food
And mind his every whim.
and keep the world from being rude
or tying cans TO him.
No wonder that my chest I strike
And shed salt tears, and sob.
For, honestly, do not like
A MANDATORY iob.1
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
81 CHAS. 2. MOREHEAD.

vested in me, have issued and for
Warded you a copy Of my prOclama-
ton. forhidding the entrance OF armed
forces into this territory. This you
have disregarded- I now further d.
rect that you retire forthwith from
the territory by the same route you
entered Should you deem this i'm
practicable, and prefer to remain IN
til spring in the vicinity OF your
present eucampment, Black fork. or
Green river YOU can do so in peace
and unmOlested, on condition that you
deposit your arms and ammunition
with Lewis Robson. quartermaster
general OF the territory. and leave in
the spring as soon as the condition
Of the roads VIII permit you to march.
And should you fall short Of provi-
sions, they can be furnished you upon
making the proper applications there
for.
Gen D. H Wells viii forward this
and receive any communication you
may have 10 make
Very respectfully.
Brigham Young.
Governor and Superintendent Of In
dian Affairs. Utah Territory
T0unE's Proclamation
The proclamation by Gov. Young
was as follows
Citizens OF Utah: We are invaded
by a hostile force, who are evidently
throw and destruction. For the last
% years we have trusted officials of
the government, from cOnstables and
justices to Judges. governors and
presidents. only TO be scorned. held in
derision, insulted and betrayed Our
houses have been pluudered and then
burned. our fields laid waste, our
principal men butchered while under
the pledged faith Of the government
for their safety, and our families
driven from their homes 10 find that
shelter in the barren wilderness, and
that protection among hostile saw
ages. which were denied them in the
boosted abOdes Of Christianity and
civilization.
country guarantees unto US all that
We do now or have ever claimed. If
the constitutional rights which per-
tain unto us as American citizens
were extended to Utah, according TO
the spirit and meaning thereof, and
fairly and impartially administered,
IL IS all that We could ask-all that
we have ever asked.
Religious Prejudice.
Our opponents have availed them
selves OF prejudice existing against
US. because OF our religious faith to
send out a formidable host to accom-
plish our destruction We have had
no privilege nor opportunity OF de-
Tending ourselves from the false,
foul and unjust aspersiOns against US,
before the nation The government
has not c0ndescended 10 cause an in
vestigating committee. or other per-
son. 10 be sent 70 inquire into and
ascertain the truth. as is customary
in such cases We know those asper-
sious 70 be false, but that avafls US
nothing. We are condemned unheard.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04

cratic party suffered lapse some
time ago.
was It a hankering for personal
liberty or lack OF the sane that
caused Chicago women Tuesday 90
vote three to one against prohibi-
tion2
Woman, 81. climbs At Franklin and
goes TO church next day.-NeWs ITEM
IL mountain cTIrobfnq has that effect
on one. We intend 70 stick 10 the val
ley
The fleshpots OF Egypt are all get
ting into the discard Cleopatra should
be grateful that she had no Demo
cratic administration
Dead on Doctors Porch Heal
Mue)- some advertisers do take
strange methods
Guaranteed IS the sign On q good
many things We buy. Does u mean
they are guaranteed 10 wear out
guaranteed 70 be what they are sup
posed 10 be. or guaranteed net 90
0utlast any others Of the kinda
When a man gets blue. he gets very
very blue. but when woman gets
blue. she gets horrid-
Water IS good for Us. so the
scientists say. II must be true. because
nothing relieves as much as ice wa
ter after a night OF it
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04

and forced 70 an issue with an armed
mercenary mob which has been sent
against US at the instigation OF
anonymous letter writers, ashamed TO
father the base, slanderous false
hoods which they have given TO the
public, Of corrupt officials who have
brought false accusations against US
10 screen themselves in their own
infamy, and OF hireling priests and
bowling editors who prostitute the
truth for filthy lucre's sake.
The issue which has thus been
forced upon US compels US to resort
TO the great first law Of selfpreserya-
ton, and stand in our own defence.
a right guaranteed to Us by the genius
Of the Institutions Of our country, and
upon which the government is based
Must Not submit.
Our duty TO ourselves-to our fami-
Hes-requires US not 10 tamely sub
nit to be driven and slain without
an attempt 10 preserve ourselves Our
duty to our cOuntry-our holy religion
our God-to freedom and liberty
requires that We should not quietly
stand still and see those letters fOrg-
ing around US which are calculated
to enslave and bring US in subsection
TO an unlawful military despotism.
such as can only emanate. in a coun-
try Of constitutional law. from usur-
patton, tyranny and oppression.
Therefore, ]. Brigham Young. gov
ernor and superintendent Of Indian
affairs for the territory Of Utah. in
the name Of the people Of the United
States IN the territory Of Utah. for
First. all armed forces Of every de-
scription from coming into this ter
ritOry under any pretence whatever.
Second. that all the forces in said
territory hold themselves in readi-
ness to march at a moments notice 70
WnnnN n 2 f~rr 81 nn
Third. martial law is hereby de-
clared to exist in this territory from
and after the publication OF this proc
lamatiOn: and no person shall be al
lowed TO pass or repass into. OF
through. or from. this territory with
out permit from the proper officer.
Given under my hand and seal at
Great salt Lake City, territory OF
Utah. this 18th dav OF September, A
d. 1857. and OF the Independence Of
the United States OF America the S5rd.
Brigham Young
A Real American Answer.
Col. T. B. Alexander, 10th United
States infantry. whose report Of his
assumption OF command Of the United
States forces at Camp Winfield, Utah,
I quoted yesterday. received the proc
lamation and communication OF Gov.
Young. and. after acknowledging its
receipt under date OF October 2, 1857,
said.
I'm the meantime. I have only to
say that these troops are here BY or
der OF the president Of the United
States. and their future movements
and operations viii depend entirely
upon orders issued by competent mil
itary authority"
Tomorrow, I viii give a letter
from Capt. Van EIiet addressed
10 Gov. Young. IN which he mikes
effort to purchase supplies for
the United States forces. Gov.
1OunE's reply and n report Of
Capt Van Eliet upon some Of the
things he heard the Mormon lead
ers say when he WIS in their
capital.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
The Licking And The Candy

MAI GEN. LEONARD WOOD, maIigned, is now praised
WI BY the war department Gen. Wood punished by the
Gen Wood unfairly deprived of a chance to command
troops IN battle decorated with the distinguished
service medal The war department knows how to about
face as well any soldier under its command.
What does Gen. Woods citation say?
~He has displayed qualities Of leadership and profess
onaI attainmens of high order IN the administration
and training of his various commands AND HAS FUR
lTHERED IN EVERY WAY DURING THE WAR THE
SYSTEM OF OFFICERS TRAINING SCHOOLS"
That was far the citation could go without
becoming TOO embarrassing to those responsible for il For
bow could it be said that Gen Wood himself devised the
PattsbuTg training camp system without recalling the
vel remembered fact that he instituted the training camp
system face of the bitter dsapporal of depart
ment officials? The disapproval complete that the
government would not sanction the training camp The
first camp held under official auspices and the
who got their training in it. like Theodore Roosevelt
IT, and Tohn PurToy Mitchell had to be of some means
and leisure to be able to take vacation
considerable expense and provide themselves with their
uniforms, tents bedding and equipment Of all kinds
and pay for their food and the cooks prepare them
Gen Wood got himself into such favor by going ahead
with the training camp plan by publicly urging pre-
paredness at time when Washington under the drug
g1g influence Of pacsm that he removed from
mand OF the department Of the east transferred new
department Of the northeast down in the Caronas and
then shipped into the Kansas prairie after war
came, TO train soldiers.
Nevertheless he is now decorated for furhernV the
training camp system for insttuting which he pun
ished.
He is decorated for training troops that he was not al
He given licking for doing something and now
he gets stick Of candy for it. Aren't the minds Of some
Washington officials perfectly wonderful
o
The east is funny. It takes the 7oyear old Banquet
and his handful Of followers seriously, but refuses pay
any attention when the young and vigorous Angeles goes
into Mexico to start something.
Fourteen hundred Italians sail from the United States
for their old homes in Italy with s2eO0OOO Must be tax
ing extreme measures to get away from oil stock sales
men
The judge who hands down the opinion that the is
legally at end ought to designate which It looks
as though there few that Just beginning.
Ireland and Korea should understand that Indigestion
and ike internal disorders best settled by the home
doctor and not BY international board Of specialists
The modern warning is: "The Bolshevik viii catch you
If you don't watch out.n
Abyssima has new revolt but nobody viii sit up
nights waiting for the extras
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
MornonS Called To Arms To Expel The U. S. Forces
Brigham Young Orders The Commander To Keep OUT

TO further eIueidats the story Of the
1 Mormon rebellion" OF 1855. which
my friends have asked ne to detail
IN these reeoIlections OF my early
days on the plains. present today
the letter Of Brigham Young-whom
] later met on a visit to salt Lake
City-"to the officer commanding the
forces now invading Utah." his proc
lamation 20 his people regarding mis-
Invasion and the letter Of trans
initial OF Daniel H Wells VINO signed
himself lieutenant general command
ing NauToo Legion which was The
Mormon armed force that opposed the
advance OF the United States troops
INTO this United States territory.
Mormon Commanders Letter.
The communication OF Gen" Wells
vas dated at Fort Bridger, and fol-
TT Bridger. Sept 80. 1857.
SIR I have the honor to forward
you the accompanying letter from his
eEcelency Gov. Young. together with
TWO copies Of his proclamation and
a copy Of the laws OF Utah. 165. chap.
. containing the organic act Of the
territory
II may. be proper TO add. that I am
here TO ard IN carrying out the in
SrruCtlous or Gov. Young Gen RObi-
n
and receive such communication as
you may wish TO make.
Trusting that your answer and &C
tons VIII be dictated by a proper re-
snect for the rights and liberties OF
American citizens.
remain. very respectfully
Daniel II. Wells.
Lieutenant General
Commanding Nauvoo Legion.
Toung's Letter to L. s.
The letter OF Brigham Young. who
was serving as governor OF the terri
tory, was as follows:
Governors Office. Utah Territory.
Great salt Lake City, sept %, 1857
To the Officer Commanding Forces
Now invading Utah Territory.
SIR By reference TO the act OF con-
gress, passed September 9, 1850. organ
izing the territory OF Utah. published
in a copy OF the news Of Utah. here
with forwarded. D. 146. chap. z. you
viii find the following:
sec Q And be Il further enacted
That the executive power and au-
thority in and over said territory Of
Utah shall be vested in q governor.
who shah hold his office for four
years and ninth his successor shall be
appointed and qualified. unless sooner
removed by the president o. the Unit
ed States The governor shall reside
within said territory. shall be COM
nanderinehief Of the militia thereof"
etc. etc.
am still the governor and super
intendent OF Indian affairs for this
territory, no successor having been
appointed and qualified as provided
hT law. nor have I been removed by
the president OF the United States.
BY virtue OF the authority thus
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
Ripping Rhymes
rnHn By WAIT MASON. um1
The Taxpayer

PAY the barns and shae, my
boat and William dolls baby ratt try
sret officials SMILE how ubHc
the smile there glued pasted
shocked spending Millions
days amaze billions pay
vak warthog canary though style
The done with sword gun squched
pay cribs stacks do it tOu,
Wild
going higher
ooDyrish. Matthew WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
Big Bargain In Liquor
ProUes Onlu Water Haul

East Liverpool Ohio. April 4.-The
whisky salesman" had an excellent
brand OF liquor which Philip Bologna
tasted and liked As It was sold at
bargain prices, Philip ordered u
quarts to put away for the time when
Ohio viii be a desert The liquor"
came and Bologna paid SO c. o. d.
and Sl-57 for the express. He took
his package home and carefully placed
is in the cupboard A few days
elapsed and he made up his mind to
taste his whisky He opened a bot
tie OF water and then II other bottles
Of water
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
Line o. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
BY JOHN KENDRICK BANGS.

eEL AGAtss
A GAINsT all care and grim ADVERSELY
n I hold protection in the heart
OF me
That keeps me safe from fear
A shield 'gainst which the angry
shafts OF pain
Lay hopeless seige. all impOtent and
vain.
The Shield OF Smiling Cheer.
And to my hand there rests a weapon
strong
To battle with the Legions % Black
Wrong
That round about ne press
A firm-fixt Fait that out OF trials
rise
The clearer paths TO brighter. fairer
skies.
And ultimate success
-fCOpyright. 1919. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
General Motors Plant
Extensions OUer u. S.
viii Cost S37,000,OO0

Detroit, Mich. April 4.-Ths Gen
eral Motors corporation today an
nounced plans for the extension OF its
plants in various parts OF the country.
involving an expenditure OF over
$4,000. 600. -1Ls an answer 70 the feel
ing Of uncertainty in Industrial and
financial circles over postwar con-
diti0ns." as ". c. Duranr, president
and general manager OF the corpora
tion. put t.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
MORMON MISSION HAS NEW
HEADs INCLUDES fnTTON 4

salt Lake City. april fl. ". Nc
Murrin. member OF the first council
Of 20 OF the Mormon church. has been
appointed president Of the California
mission with headquarters in Los
Angeles Mr.. NcMurrin Will succeed
Joseph z. Robinson.
The California mission includes the
state OF Arizona
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
WORTH WHILE TO SEE HOW STRONG
ARIZONA BOIL F1EVIKI REALLY ARE

secution and maryrdom Is the favorte cry Of criminals
caught with the goods.
Anyhow it is good the public to have had its eyes
opened to the strength Of the Bolshevk in the
southwest It worth something to get glimpse Of the
enemy IN the open
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
II Years Ago Today
Prom The Herald Of This Date. 1905

THE prospects OF a general up
i heaval Of the city and country is
threatened. according TO St. Peters
burg dispatches. Evidence accumu-
Iates that radical forces are acting
IN unison and awaiting a signal which
IL is generally believed VIII be given
shortly. Conditions are such that en-
Dloyers say it IS impossible TO con
tinue their business and some OF them
have already shut down
The Mexican coins 70 be used for
buttons and decorations on the uui-
forms OF the members OF the EIzs'
Quien Sabe club. have arrived from
Mexico. The coins were purchased By
Fred Feldman when he was in Mexico
on the trade excursion and are OF the
coinage OF 1906. They cost tbs club
$1,000.
Gold and bridge work 10 the value
OF SIS was stolen from an unlocked
cabinet in the office OF DR.. L ~
Brscz. on South FL Paso street. No
trace OF the thief has been reported
Charles Zeigsr has gone to Hot
Springs. Ark
Judge c. 7. Phelps, OF North Adams,
Mass. who has been IN Los Angeles
on legal business connected with the
settlement Of a large estate, Is the
guest OF his brother. ". A Phelps. 500
North Oregon street
County clerk Park ". Pitman has
completed his compilation OF the eX-
pense OF the county election last Nc
vember. The statement shows that
the cost Of the election was fzo5I-so-
At the meeting OF the EIks Tues
day evening. besides the election Of a
number OF new members. the lodge
installed the newly elected Officers
and partook Of an informal banquet
and presented its exalted ruler. Ed
ward Eneezell, with a handsome low
ing cup and a membership IN the
Quien Sabe club
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04

ee0oN'T cry, nav, we know where
Oshe is now" said Ole Try Nugent
Z his wife t'day, when Their daughter
WIZ buried. We'd like T. know, Jest
fer fun, how much a cafe makes on a
25-cent baked p'tater.
Copyr.sh, Mammal ,ze,rsraper aervlea
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04

The number OF females employed per
manenly In agriculture in England
grew from 10000 in July. 1914. 20 $4,000
in July. 1918.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
EH5 81 G5,2 l lTI eg05 ,9gT a ~ TFl'e

or the vast army OF factory worker
IN Lna--. - naroenL are wlman-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
CONTRACTORS AT PHOENIx
THRU ATEN An aOPEN 81

Phoenix. AriZ. April 4.-Ths con
tractors employing union labor have
decided TO adhere 10 the $3.50 wage for
carpenters. IL was announced. The
decision was the result OF the demand
Of the union carpenters that they be
given 81 per day, which they said was
promised them last fali when their
wages were increased fro IS TO $3.50
In case the men do not return 90
work. 10 was announced. the contract
0rs viii revert 70 the open shop.
An English employer OF over 500 wom-
en- maintains that II the employers eek
e-cf-a more patience and taught tthe
women properly they could equally ven
be employed on general enEineerins work
as wen As In manufacturine-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-04
Some Chips From the Editorial Block;
Thoughts From the Staff TypeWriterS

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