The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1919-02-14
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X 7TH GRADE REPORTER
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The irnarnce what revails about |
here is injurious to good manners and
is too impugning for everything. /
seen man walk up and ask the agent
if the clock was right and the agent
said hardly for why would one keep,l
his clock right. Another Teller went
and read the bulletin board at the
depot and then asked if that train
was wrote up thirty minutes late was
on time or not The agent said what
was the use running trains on time
when il didn't cost no more to run
them little late. I went over town
and a man was changing his tyer on
his otto and Teller asked him if he
had a flat tver and he said no. that
he was getting to place little too
soon and so he thought he would keep
from being obtrusice, going in on the
people before it was time. A man
was drinking at the fountain and an
other one asked him if he was taking
little drink and he said no that he
was wettino down his lawn. Ignarnce
will get the best of the race if we
don't put more pep into our skools.
The other night here in our beauti-
full city white girl married a Japan
man. There was no computations
showed up anywhere they say She
lust walked right UP to the alter, they
say, and took her medicine like man.
The Jap was the most sensibul one of
the two so says one of the witnesses
to the henious crime. The Jap boy
didn't have the best Of tastefulness to
calculate the least She came from a
staff where some of the least pious
girls marries niggers and so she thot
it would not be SO bad to beat a
niger up. The lawyers say there amt
no law for keeping white girl from
marrying a mongrel and since the
lap was from Mongolia he was GER
tainly mongrel The wedding was
solemn and eyed by four girls who
argued to themselves that one of the
two, either the Jap or the girl had
went and did wrong in going through
with the allotted time and date. The
diabolically part of the matter fades
away after few moments considera-
ton and so the dear readers will read
this here story over twice and think
no more about it. Forget it. They
are going to Japan where the bride
will have some sort of a title.
At my tender age I can see with hal
, eye that it amt no good in trying to
r run an otto at nights without some
sort of glimmering on the front end
A young man with his wife and SUI
was coming up from Notice thre'
: nights since ago when they gets to
point about opposite another poin
:, below the Dizzy road. when he draw
: his otto often the end of bridge. H
: went through quickly and his wifi
: would have went through too else sh
;, hit something too solid about tn
> front part of the otto and was impede
: in her forward progress. The little to-
. peace to his ashes as heaven blesse
- kids. he were not hurt on the hea
i in the legs about the back in the arm
1t or in the legs at all. He came throug
lit lust like u s. senator gets out {
:. his scandal which is namely as TO
u lows, unsullied and with no more pair
u on him than a old barn. 1t stultifize
II me to have to tell on people like
'e paper agriculturist must do in order
y hold his job. but after all, | am e.
ie communicated from all injustice an
5 bilious lies what a editor gets it c
vi hisself when he permits a falsificatic
to be fabricated unconstitutionally
otherwise in his sheet.
IN was standing on the corner by Il
rs popcorn stand when stranger tech'
me on the arm and said bub do W
ng have a cherry practic doctor in til
us here town. l curtciously informed t
ne gentleman that we do have cher
OF oractic doctor here and that ! shou
be pleased to designate his dwelli
,mong so many and we started rig
OF ocross so I could point my finger rig
en- 1t the cherry practic doctors hou
OF The stranger wanted to know if
ng bought cherry practic doctor co,
do him any good as his back DO
vas raw. told him that l did