New Britain herald., 1919-10-16

latlOn, has provided for arDltratlOn with severe penalty for failure to observe the results of the public find ings. There is justice in this-there is none in the "hold-up' plan now before us.
 FACTS AND RANCHES.
 There is "one big union." It is composed of something more than OO,OO0,O0O people and is known briefly as the United States 1t is d. union patient but powerful At times 1t uses it's power.-New York World.
 Altrulsm as a personal trait in the individual is noble and praiseworthy; y; put 1t is a sentiment that can be car rled too far policy in internation- al affairs.-Warwick Advertiser.
 Eleven British inventors claim the honor of having invented the army tank, but the inventor of the ia arn tractor was the real man behind.- Springfield Republican,
 When Lieut.. Belvin ". Maynard, the preacher aviator who won the New York-Toronto flight and the first leg of the transcontinental contest. quits the airplane for the pulpit no member of his congroga ton is lillelyy to dispute his utterances about heav- en. The pastor birdman has been nearer 1t than most members of his flock will have becn.-New York Sun
 The New York state constabulary has justified it's existence A handful or state troopers is worth a regiment of Specials ''-Buffalo News.
 H prices of clothing remain in the clouds, the lost art of patching will be found again.-Albany Journal
 There must be room for several re- forms in Boston. Instance. the seiz- ure of butchers scales in that high brow burg that cheat a purchaser of pound of steak out of r cents worth of meat. But then that's about what a .BOstOner, who quits the tra- ditional beans for the fesh-pots, will have to expect.-Manchcste Union.
 Skunk hunting ought to be a profit able business this fall with skunk bringing $9 a skin and showing an advance of 25 per cent. over spring prices.-Winsted Citizen.
 Columbus was fortunate in that the mutinOus ferrymen on the Nina and Pinta and the Santa Maria did not belong to a union.-New York Sun.
 TO EXCHANGE-A perfectly good pair of shoes for an automobile Ma chine must be late model and in Al ondition.-Woodbur Reporter.
 We have a three-cent piece. It is the nickel, valued according to it's purchasing apacity.-Albany Jour- nal.
 The Princeton and Harvard drives are to insure higher salaries for pro- fessorS. In the event that the drives succeed an assistant professor which a man often gets to be 10 years after graduation-will make al- most as much as a man who puts gold leaf on radiators.-F. P. A.. in New York Tribune.
 Now it is rumOred that Mr. Ford is going to establish a line of trans Atlantic steamers. Hail the jitney liners!-PrOVidence Journal
 There is no loss without some gain. The volcanic eruption in Hawaii may have buried many ukuleles.- Detroit News
 They tell us that a sugar famine is certain. We heard that during the war, when the system was to restrict us to teaspoonful for a cup of cof- fee and permit us to buy candy by the tOn.-HOuStOn Post.
 King Albert's genial exaggeration that "eVeryone here is educated" is another reminder of how far short America is of that goal and of what mischief the lack is n1aking.-Spring- field Republican.
 We should certainly hate to bet on the other fellow if Albert should be nominated for president of a Belgian epublic.-Rocncstcr Post Express.
 Who can remember when union men struck only for an increase in pay?-Des Moines Register.
 Perhaps the reason we have not heard any goose-bone weather pre- dictionS is because nobody can afford to cook a gOOse.--Indianapol News
 OCTOBER IN THE SOUTH.