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The Washington herald., 1919-07-25
CHI1DREN'S
SUNRISE STORIES
UNCLE WIGGlY AND
THE SPRINKLE CART.
ny HOWARD n. GARis
lCopyright. 1919. The Mcclure Newspsper
syndicatel

What is that you have fastened
asked Nurse Jane of Uncle Wiggily
as he drove around in front of the
house and made the machine stop.
That's the rain water barrel 1
have fastened on behind my auto, E"
said Uncle Wiggily.
Then he kept on parading up and
down in front. and all around.
making the place cool and damp,
and soon some of the animal child
rem put on their bathing suits. and
ran behind the sprinkle cart. while
Uncle Wiggily sprayed them with
water
He had just filled the rain water
barrel for the last trip and put the
Corks in the holes so the water
wouldn't come out until he was
ready.
And. as he was making his auto
sprinkler go down the road. all at
once. from behind, he heard a voice
cry:
"Ah. ha. This is the time Til get
that rabbit, He has a big barrel
on his auto and he can't go fast,
I'll get him now"
Uncle WiEgily looked around and
saw the bad old SkeezIcks chasing sf-
ter him. Out came the corks from the
holes in the barrel. out squirtcd
the water and the Skeezicks was
soaked through and through,
"Oh. Eurgie. urgle. woggle goo"
he cried as he ran away. 81 didn't
know Uncle Wiggily carried a thun-
der shower in his auto. But he
does. All, wow
So you see it is a good thing the
bunny made a spripkling cart. And
If the lemonade doesn't take cold
when the ice cream cone jumps in
it to hide way from the lollypop,
I'll tell you next about Uncle
WiGgily and the ball game.
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Troop Arrivals.
l have received inquiries concerning
the following troop arrivals and the
War Department Informed me, July "a.
that:
The Seventeenth Field Artillery is
a part Of the Second Division and is
ready TO sail.
The Thirteenth Regiment of Marines
Is not assigned
The Fourth Division Is not sched-
uled for return.
Tampa, Fin.
Dear Miss Ice: Who is the Oougressionsl
representative Of Tampa, Fla and what county
is that city located mia Reader
Herbert j. Drane Is the representa-
tive and Hillsborough the name of
the county.
Addresses of Movie
Actresses.
Dear Mis- Ir.: How can | address notes To
Miss>s Jane and Katherine Lee. movin: ractnre
actressesi-AnIiou&
Address notes to the Misses Lee. in
care of the corporation in whose pic
lures they appear.
In Another's Home.
+ Dear Miss Ler: am the mother Of two
dearly. Nov ever Snce my marriage We have
lived with my husbands mother and brother and
she ncriSss me constantly of doing such thing,
removing articles from her sideboard which
she keeps locked. | do not want to leave inv
husband and children. but cannot stand life
as it is longer. Don't you think my husband
should give NE home pf nv own aS soon as
his brother returns TO STAY with and support
his nother!-UEhapn.
Your husband certainly should do
! all in his power to make you happy.
OF course there are many little thirgs
we must all learn 10 put up with.
However. If your mother-in-law IS
unjust IN her accusations and does
not do her part toward being COM
panionable. there is no reason for
your giving in further. II she is
dependent upon her children for sup
| port. your husband could do his share
| just as well in a home OF your own
by making his mother an allowance.
His Move.
Dear Miss Ice: have teea a widow two
years. and in love Sith man ten years
M senior who am SIRE. loves me His uife
left him fifteen yeGrs ago. bit he never speaks
| of getting a 4FOrce and marrying me What
can l dol
There is nothing that you can do in
| tiit ihdllei' IL your lTleuO wishes TO
marry you, he will no doubt attempt
to get a divorce. which. under the con-
I d.tions mentioned. l believe. would be
granted him.
/ Travelling Expenses.
Dear Miss Ice: When | was DISCHARGED I
/ did not receive any travelling expenses TO my
bora fde residence. Am | entitled TO traIelng
eEpenscs:-A Constant Reader
| Communicate with the Zone Finance
| ONCE. Lemon Building, Washington.
( y. c.. concerning additional travel
/ pay. You can obtain a form for ap-
! plication of this sort at the War
( Camp Community headquarters. l4OS
/ Pennsylvania avenue.
! Coupons on Bond.
Dear Miss Lee: | have bonds in care Of a
! bank When | withdraw those bonds should /
leave the coupon on the bond until the cnapon
natures !-Iiberty.
| Leave the coupons on the bond
until the dates of maturity.
Gas stove.
) Dear Miss Lee: What can ! n To keep
I erease frum ciossing up my gas stove Y-House-
keceT.
| 1t is advisable to soak the separable
parts for several hours in warm lye
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N~@~~ g..

heated to about 20 degrees c. This
lye should be made from 9 parts
caustic soda and $50 parts of water.
These pieces. together with the fixed
parts of the stove. may be well brush
cd with the lye and Afterwards rinsed
IN clean, warm water.
ships.
DeAr Miss Leo: | would like to know IL the
following ships sent TO Brest for cargo or
troops: Leviathsn. Patricia, kentuctian and
Mar1Al-CunStant Reader.
The ships you mention are trans
ports.
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
WEDDING INTERESTING.

Cards have been received in
Washington announcing the mar
riage of Miss Katherine Bowden,
daughter of Mrs. Hugh Andrew
-Bowden. and Lieut.. John ]. Cum
ningham. jr., U. S. N. of this city
on Tuesday. July %, at Glens Falls,
y. Y. They will be at home after
Wednesday. Oct. l at the King Ed
ward in Hong Kong. China.
Lieut.. Cunningham made his home
in Washington for several years and
was one OF the most popular younG
men in Washington society. He en-
tered the navy after this country
went to war with Germany.
Mrs. Victor Blue. who returned
to Washington for several days. has
gone to Chicago.
Miss Ruth Sturtevant has gone to
Haven, Maine, to remain until fall.
Mrs. Newton Mason. wife OF Ad-
miral Mason. has gone to Atlantic
City for an extended stay. Her SON
in-law and daughter, Lieut.. and Mrs
Samuel 3. Brewer. u. S. N, are re-
siding in Philadelphia now. Mrs.
Brewer was Miss Dorothy Mason.
Mt. and Mrs. Victor Kaufman
will leave Wsshington the first
week in August for their camp in
New Hampshire. Their son, Philip
Kaufman. who has been abroad
for some time. landed in Norfolk a
few days ago and will come to
Washington shortly.
Mr.. and Mrs. Shelton Pitney are
at North Hatley. Canada, visit
ing Mrs. Pitney's grandmother, Mrs.
Edward Graham Dawes of Baltimore,
| at her cottage. Since being re-
leased from the service Mr.. Pitney
and his wife have been living in
New York.
Lieut.. T. c. Morgan Oliphant, who
spent several weeks with his family
at Nantucket. where they have a
cottage for the summer. is now in
Washington as the guest of his pa
rents, Mr.. and Mrs. Hughes Oliphant
He Will leave here at the end of the
week to sail for the PHILIPPINES.
where he will be on duty for two
years with the provisional Philip
pine regiment of field artillery.
L. L. Nicholson. jr., has returned
to Washington after spending a
week at Ocean City. Md. where his
family is established for the sum-
mer. He made the trip by automo-
bile. He will return shortly to
Ocean City.
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Charles Wilbur. former Assistant
United States Attorney General
Prior to going to Los Angeles Mrs
Becker and Miss Wilbur lived in
Washington. Miss Wilbur is 20
years old.
Mr.. and Mrs. Percy S. Foster have
given up their house at 1913 Ken
yon street and are now located in
their apartment in the Wardman
Park Inn, on Woodley Road.
Miss Beatrice NJ. Ward of 1921
Monroe street left yesterday for
Ocean Beach, Md, where she will
spend a month.
Corp. Walter J. Reck and his wife.
the latter formerly Miss Byange-
line +. Sullivan. are spending their
honeymoon with Mr.. Reck's parents
in Rogers Park. Chicago. They
are expected back in Washington
about Aug. Is. and will make their
future home here.
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nese embassy. Mr.. Seiishiro Yokota,
and the, assistant military attache
to the embassy. Capt Hisao watari,
l. J. A, have been recalled to Toxic
and will leave Washington shortly
Rear Admiral and Mrs. Henry T.
Mayo have gone away for a month
during which time they will tour
New England. Their plans are in
definite. but they expect to spend
some time in New England and the
Thousand Islands, returning to New
York and Washington via Lake
Champlain and Lake George. Mrs.
H. r. Wing and Mrs. j. NJ. Brown.
mother and sister of Mrs. Mayo, are
remaining in Washington for the
present, but will join Mrs. Mayo
later.
Representative Frederick Hicks
has gone to Europe for an indef-
mite stay.
Mrs. Charles Helmbold and her
son. Capt. F. A. Helmbold, U. S. A..
recently returned from France. are
passing a week at White Sulphur
Springs.
Mrs. David GreenleesIs making an
extended stay at White Sulphur
Springs.
DR.. and Mrs. Mitchell Carroll are
spending a part of the summer at
on Lake Chautauqua,
y. Y. where DR.. Carroll is giving
a series of lectures. Later they
have been invited to join a party of
archeologists. who are engaged in
excavating. under the auspices of
the Washington Society of the
Archaeological Institute, an ancient
Pueblo ruin in northern New Mex
leo.
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TANNING MY HUSBAND
BY KATHLEEN FOX.

Copyright. 1879. by tue Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicste.l
There we're many times that winter
me and for two reasons. ] feared his
brain was becoming affected. and /
WAS spprehensive that he might go
too far some time and really hurt me.
He ragged about everything and
against everybody. Nothing was
right He took special delight in
attempting 10 curb my liberty. try
ing TO intimidate me. And that he
could not do.
One morning he ordered me to re-
main indoors and threatened me II
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Col. Edward L. Glasgow, Of this
city, will leave here shortly for Bos-
ton. where he will be stationed.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. H. Rogers, who
are passing the summer in South
ampton. are spending several days
in New York.
Lieut.. Carl Minnigerode. who is
stationed at the army hospital in
Baltimore. is making a short stay in
Washington.
Mrs. willard D. Straight. who is
passing the summer at Racquette
Lake, N. Y, has as her guest there
Mrs. Frances T. Riker.
Mr.. and Mrs. David r. Mckee have
left Washington for Lake Mohawk,
n. Y.
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Mems Furnishings

Neglige Shirts, bright colors
in fast-dyed fabrics; soft cuff
style; sizes II, I4H, Is. I6
and IoH. SI.so each; were
S2.oo and Sz.so.
81 pairs Mems Fine Silk
and Lisle Mixed Socks, plain
white with triple woven
heels and toes and double
soles; sizes oH, 10 and IoH,
soc pair; were 7sc-
10 dozen Mems Fine Silk
plated Gauze Socks, seam
less; high spliced double
heels and toes; black. tan
and navy blue; sizes oJl, 10.
IoH and ma, 4oc pair; were
6oc.
Mems Furnishings. Main hos.
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ments; sizes ; TO 7 wears,
$I.es each; were TO s5os.
Boys Belts, SIX dozen in
the lot: sizes 90, 81. Re-
duced 10 I5c each.
II Small Boys Straw
Hats. natural. black and
few combinations, 7sc each;
were to s.. 50.
Boys Rsincoats in a small
lot. sizes II 10 rs years only.
Reduced to sI.os each.
Bovs Section. Folr,h ncor.
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REDUCED PRICES NOW ON
Boys Medium and Lightweight
Wooden Suits

Our entire stock, with the
exception OF blue serges and
tropicals, included in this
special offering. Fashionable,
well-tailorcd models. The
seasons most desirable ia
brics. Values formerly to
sl2.7S, STATS, slS.7S
Also the following:
Bows Wash Suits. a small
lot from our regular assort-
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Var$inia Lees PERSONAL Answers
10 herald Readers Questions

This spring offered the beginning of
series of interesting changes in neckwear.
The vestees introduced then have steadily
gained in importance and popularity and form
basis for the guimpc styles now appearing.
These guimpcs with vcstees in the front
and undersleeves for lengthening the short
sleeves fashion decreed this spring are made
from various materials and colors. Many
show preference for fluffy effects. row upon
row of ruffles or Valenciennes frills These
The Washington herald., 1919-07-25
BY E. c. DRUM-HUNT

| The President and Mrs. Wilson.
accompanied by DIR. Cary Grayson.
ook an automobile ride yesterday
fternoon.
The Secretary OF State and Mrs.
ksooert Lansing are not making any
ummer plans, as they expect tnat
ne formers duties will necessitate
KS presence here. Mrs. John w. Fos-
er. Mrs LansElS's mother. who re-
panied in Washington TO greet them
pon their arrival here. will leave next
eek for her summer home at Hem
trson Harbor. y. Y.
Miss EmmaliEe Lansing and Miss
catherine Lansing. Mr.. Lsnsing's
lsters. who did such splendid relief
fork abroad. have been demobilized
nd are taking a short rest at one
the seaside resorts before sailing
or home about the middle OF August.
hey will so at once to their home
Watertown. n. 7.
The Secretary Of the Treasury. Car
n Glass. has been Joined here by
liss Mary Archer Glass, who was
ISith her mother and sister at their
ONE in Lynchburg. Va Mr.. Glas:
nd Miss Glass will both go to Lynch
urg at the end of the week.
Miss Sydney Burleson. daughter of
postmaster General and Mrs. A. S.
4 urleson. has returned to Washing
IN after a two-weeks' stay with Mr..
nd Mrs. Robert Grain at their sum
Ter home, Mt. Victory. on the lower
otomac. in Morgantown. Md.
Mr.. Kung Hslang 10 and Mr.. c. c.
{fu, the distinguished Chinese vis-
ors. who are here for short stay.
! ere the honor guests last evenin:
the house-warminr of the new
eadquarters of the Chinese educa-
onal mission on Nineteenth street.
! Mr.. Wang, acting director OF the
lission. the host of the evening. was
Yssisted by Mrs. Yung Kwai. wife
II the counselor of the Legation.
Mr.. Ko and his secretary will leave
Tashington today for China. Mr.. WI
| Ill remain here few days longer.
The retiring United States Am
assador to Italy, Mr.. Thomas Mel
on Page. has returned to Wash
1gton from a short stay in Vir-
inia.
Assistant Attorney General and
trs. Samuel ]. Graham have re-
armed from Cape May. where they
pent several weeks. Miss Mary
! raham. who was at Cape May with
er parents, will remain there a
tile longer as she has Joined a
ouse party at the Cape.
/ Mrs. McCumber. wife of Senator
orter j. McCumber. who came to
4 Washington for a week to visit her
! aughter. Mrs. Brand. wife of Lieut..
oil Harrison Brand. jr.. has re-
S1rned to Asheville, y. c.
APT. r. r. GLEN
LAS GONE NORTH.
| Capt. r Il. Glen of the British
mbassy staff. accompanied by his
! Iother. Mrs. Glen. who Joined him
this country a few days ago, has
'one to New York. Capt Glen
! rill leave there today to go TO
everly Farms, Mass. to visit Mrs.
arshall Field for a short time.
fter a weeks stay in New York,
rs. Glen will go to Newport where
hpt. Glen will join her later.
rho
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68 Pieces Genuine Soisette
Underwear; sleeveless coat
style shirt; sizes IS, 3s, 20,
a. and 80; knee length draw
ers, sizes Sc, 3s, 30 and -,
soc garment; were SI.25.
38 Mems Striped Madras
Union Suits, sleeveless and
short sleeves; closed crotch
and knee length; sizes "a, 36,
az, 48 and 30. $I.I5 suit;
were SIso.
go Mercerized Madras
Wash Four-in-hand Ties.
white grounds with colored
panel stripes, soc each; were
7sc.
~ Mems Striped Madras
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GREER-ROBINsON
MARRIAGE WEDNESDAY.

Miss Jean Keith Greer. elder daugh-
ter of the late Bishop and Mrs. David
II. Greer, was married Wednesday to
Mr.. Franklin Whitman Robinson son
of Mrs. Mary Robinson of New York,
in the presence of members of the
families. The ceremony was perform
ed before the high altar of the Ca
thedral OF st. John the Divine by the
Very Rev. Howard Chandler Rob-
bins, dean of the cathedral. who went
from his country house at Heath,
Mass. to New York for the wedding.
Only relatives and a few close
friends of the couple ever knew of
their engagement. and the recent
death of the Bishop and month later
of Mrs. Greer was the reason for its
not having been formally announced
When the couple applied for the mar
riage license Mr.. Robinson gave his
age as a and his profession as an
instructor at Columbia University
Miss Greer gave her ag as 43 years
The bride was given away by her
brother. Mr.. William Armstrong Greer.
and had no other attendants. She
wore a simple white net dress with
hat to match and carried a bouquet
of white roses. The other members
VI lnt ldHllly pTtcchI "oIt
Immediately after the ceremony the
party returned to the late Bishops
house, on the ground of which they
had a wedding breakfast. In the
party were Mr. Lawrence Greer. Mr..
and Mrs Thomas S. McLane. the lat
ter the younger sister OF the bride.
and Mr.. and Mrs. Robert c. Myles.
jr.. the latter niece of the bride
After a reception Mr.. Robinson and
his bride started on an automobile
tour.
The bride has long been a worker
in religious and philanthropic prof.
ects and was active in the war re-
lief and Camp Community Service.
She was one of the organizers of
the Three Arts Club. which provides
dwelling quarters and studios for
young women interested in music
art and drama and a few amateurs
who as associate members aid in
the welfare of the club. She also
aided the stage children in provid-
ing a school where they could be
educated in the daytime Her work
at the St Bartholmew's Chapel Par
, ish House did much for many years
! to make it the most important set
, tlement conducted by the Episcopal
Church in this city.
Brig. Gen. Dennis f. Nolan. who
returned to the United States on
the Aquitania last Saturday after
two years service in France, has
been assigned to duty at general
staff college as director of the in
telligence section. and with Mrs.
Nolan will take possession of their
quarters at the Washington Bar
racks about the 18th of August.
Today Gen. and Mrs. Nolan will go
to Buffalo for a visit Of several
weeks.
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guinpes orchid plated Chiffon to any frock
Lingerie neckwea will be popular this fall it said
tailored models Many will have fashioned
neckwear line.
Ansinquircs concerning the shapes and materials be used
will arlv renlu
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GIBSoNs ENTERTAIN
AT WHITE SULPHUR.

Mrs. Richardson Gibson, of Wash
ington. who has a cottage at White
Sulphur Springs for the summer. has
had as her guest Representative
George Edmund Foss, of Chicago.
who after passing some time here
has gone to New York. Mrs. Blaine
Elkins arrived from Washington on
Wednesday to visit Mrs. Gibson.
Miss Mary Duncan Gibson will
have as her cottage guest in Au-
gust. Miss Augusta Glass. daughter
of the Secretary of the Treasury
and Mrs. Glass. Mr.. Gibson is visit
ing his brother just now at his camp
at Paul Smiths. N. Y, but will Join
his family at White Sulphur early
next month.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Perry Miller,
who are now residing at 1868 CO.
lumbia road. will open their house
at 2s10 Cathedral avenue, next
month.
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Mems Clothing

II Two-pieee Suits, dark
fancy mixtures in the we'll
liked striped patterns; single
and double breasted; some
waistline and some plain
models; silk trimmed; ends
Of lines; sizes IS, 36, 81, 38
and 80. Reduced 10 $3.50
each.
I Mohair Two-piece Suit,
neat gray pattern; three-but-
ton sack model; faded from
window display, size SO. Re-
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duced to SIo.7s.
8 Two-piece Linen Crash
Suits. three-button sack
model; size 20 regular; 3s
and 20 long; 20, n, ~ and
4o stout. Reduced to $Io.so
each.
6 Young Mems Suits,
single breasted waistline
model, of Oxford gray color;
half alpaca lined; pipe seams:
sizes "a, ss. 36 and 81. Re-
duced TO S2o.7S each.
Mems Clothing. Main fOor.
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APT. r. r. GLEN
LAS GONE NORTH.

|rhe second secretary of the Japa-
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Mrs. McCumber. wife of Senator
orter J. McCumber. who came to
Washington for a week to visit her
aughter. Mrs. Brand. wife of Lieut..
oil. Harrison Brand. jr., has re-
1rned to -Asheville, y. C.
Crossville chronicle. [volume] (Crossville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-06-25
TREATY OF ADRIAN0PLE, 1929.


The modern kingdom of Greece
came into being by treaty signed at
Adrianople In 1929 between Russia
and Turkey, by which the Grecian cap
tivity Of $50 years was ended. Most
of this time Greece was subject TO
Turkey-but not always. During the
latter Middle Ages the Venetians and
other foreign rulers temporarily estab-
lished their power there. In 1715. the
Turks drove out the Venetians, who
had established themselves on the Gre
clan peninsula % years before, ana
ruled undisturbed until the beginning
of the Greek insurrectiOn in 1871. me
city of Athens rose and compelled
the Turks to take refuge In the AcrOp-
oils; constitution was proclaimed on
the first day of the next year; All
Pasha, the Turkish general, was de-
feated and killed by the revolutionists;
the Turks took the revOlted Island or
Solo with horrible cruelties; the
Greeks captured Napoli di Romania.
A large part of Greece fell into the
hands of the revolutionists.
The war continued, with the Greeks
generally successful, until 1925. The
Imagination of Europe had been stirred
by the idea Of revival of a nation
that was the ancient home Of arts and
letters, and Byron had lent his money
and his name to the Grecian cause, to
die at Missolonghi, in the Greek serv-
Ice. Russia was ready to interfere,
but the governments of the western ma.
lions had no idea of making war for
sentimental reasons.
Western Powers Take Notice.
Early In 1926 Mehemit Ali, the great
viceroy of Egypt, who had an eye on
the throne of Constantinople, put H.
900 men into the Morea under his
adopted son Ibrahim, who captured
Navarino and the Island Of Sphagia,
which lies before it. Early the next
year Ibrahim was joined by Turkish
army under Reslid Pasha and
Missolonghi was taken after a six
months siege. All that part Of Greece
not occupied then by Turks and Egyp-
tians was now under the influence Of
KolOkOtroni, mere Russian agent
The western powers began to "sit up
and take notice" 1t looked as If the
car and tie, stltan were about to d.
tfde Greece between thetfi..' The Gre
clan question, from being one of senti-
ment had become; one of practical poll
tics. .ceTrs-s 10 .t'.
Crossville chronicle. [volume] (Crossville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-06-25

men for two years and control by a
Russian commissioner.
Gar Was Frightened.
All the Balkan peoples, except the
Bulgarians, broke out into a tempest
of protest upon the news of this treaty.
Austria, who saw her dream of reach
ing the Aegean gone glimmering and
even her control of Bosnia and HerZe-
gOvina shared by Russia, voted co.
100000 gulden for war purposes and
prepared to seize upon Bosnia. Eng
land called out the reserves. and Dis
raeli startled Europe by bringing In
dian troops to Malta. The British
fleet steamed into the sea of Mar
mora and lay near COnstantinople.
The concert of Europe" demanded
that the treaty be submitted to con-
gress Of the powers. The coalition
of Europe against him scared the czar
and he consented. The congress of
Berlin, therefore, met June ID, 1873.
Before attending the congress Dlsraeli
made a secret pact with the sultan by
which England acquired complete con-
troll Of Cyprus. The congress lasted
until July 10. Bismarck presided and
Crossville chronicle. [volume] (Crossville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-06-25
FELT SOLDIER SPOKE TRUTH
No Doubt Colonel Blank, in His Heart
q Realized Just How Tough He
Did Look.

Colonel Blank, who had been such
a tartar at all inspections that his
name was byword in his regiment,
was in the thick of the ArgOnne fight
ing and for six days was unable to
shave. For six days he was unable
to pry the mud from his clothes or
rake it from his hair. And in this I'M
familiar state he was hailed at the
end of the sixth day by doughboy
who seized moment of leisure to
shave by a mirror hung on a knife
stuck in a tree.
"Hey, there, Buddie!" the doughboy
shouted. "Do you know you look like
h? Better come up and get
shave or Colonel Blank will land on
you like a ton of bricks!"
Colonel Blank accepted the invita-
tion.-Stars and Stripes.