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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-21
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A LITTLE SLICE o. LIFE
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A LITTLE SLICE O. LIFE
The other evening we were invited
To eat dinner in cafe
With q gent friend OF OURS
A very Incorporating jazbo
With q soft collar n everything.
/ noticed when we went in
That he insisted upon taking
The hat and coat check
For both our hats and coats.
It was q fine dinner.
He ordered all he could read
And talked entertainingly
OF q recent trip through Egypt.
Toward the end Of the meal,
Or at the very end OF 1t,
He excused himself
To call a man up about a dog.
And went to the telephone
The waiter brought the check,
Which amounted to fourteen bones.
And laid 1t in the middle
OF the table, not caring
Which one grabbed it.
My friend stayed half hour,
And 1 went to the phone booths
And he was not there.
Then I tried the hat checker.
He said my friend had been gone
For some time.
The moral Of this story is:
Always insist upon being the
Custodian Of the coat checks.
Next to the man who II brave
enough to 90 to a dance without wear
ng suspenders we believe the party
entitled to the Croix de Guerre II the
wimp who eats roasted chestnuts in
he dark.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-21
TEN Y EA RS
L A 60 Toda y
in r ich nd

The Y. M. C. A. organized a basket
ball league.
A swimming contest was held at the
Y. M. C. A.
The Wayne County Teachers asso-
citation in session protested against
the repeal of the text book law in the
general assembly.
The D. A. r. met with Mrs. |. NJ.
Hughes. DR.. S. r. Lyons made pat
riotic talk.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-21
THE DIFFERENCE

The footpad of the good old times
lurked in an ally black,
And sneaked thereoutof now and
then to hit some wretch . whack
But times have changed. The ban
dit now Tolls In some gflded bar,
Then sallies out and holds US up IN a
rakish Henry car.
-Tennyson ]. DAFT.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-21
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1T goes farther-tastes better
land is sold by your home
town grocer: that's Golden
Sun-the dustless, chaffless
coffee. Why then patronize
m all order b uses and
peddlers2
Part of every dollar you
spend at home goes to make
better schools, roads, etc.
Money sent out of town never
comes back and often buys
less value than you can get
right at home.
Not sold by syndicate stores
THE WOoLsON SPICE COMPANY
Toledo Ohio
Es9s h 30 b IL
Esssgs n 81 ~ 10y 3eSfBA8EW
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-21
ACCIDENTAL FRENCH

An American lady in Paris wanted
some water. but could not make tho
maid understand she wanted It hot.
After several vain attempts, she e1-
planned In disgust: "Sho!" The na3d
frightened up suddenly, went OH and
returned with a pitcher OF hot water.
1t was not until some time afterward
that the lady learned from q friend
that the girl had evidently mistaken
"Sho" for "chaud," which is the French
word for hot"
When the liquor boats are establish
ed in a solid phalanx, out in the well
known Atlantic, we can see a rapid
decline in the sale of automobiles and
a brisk advance In the sale of motor
boats. A man who owns row boat
will belong to the aristocracy, and as
to the fancy swimmers, they will be
giving lessons twenty-four hours a
day at SO lesson.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-21

A friend of ours calls his wife Crys-
tai, because she is always on the
watch.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-05-01
Columbia College Has
Debate on Mediation

II MILTON. Ore, May 1.-An elimi
nation debate was held in the audito-
II rum of the college Wednesday after
noon. eight students participating
4 The question was, Resolved that a
/ Federal Board of Mediation be es-
i tablished for investigation of dis
i putes between capital and labor and
! that both sides should submit to COM
| pulsorv arbitration of such disputes
| The affirmative was supported by
! Harold Gray. Lional Gray. Alice How
ard and Richard Harper. while the
negative was upheld by Francis Comp
ton, Rochell Krantz Chester Wren and
Edna McAlexander. Judges were
Supt. I. B. sevy. Rev. Allan A. Nc
Rae and Bruce Shangle. the decision
/ being unanimously for the negative.
H. L. Frazier, president of the First
National Bank, returned yesterday
from Morrow county where he com
pleted the purchase of $50 acres of
wheat land located six miles west of
lone. The price paid for the land
was s20.50 per acre.
Mr.. and Mrs Ben Bolt of Oportu-
nifty, three miles north of Freewater
are the parents of a baby girl born
Tuesday afternoon.
Mrs A G. Berry of SciO. Oregon is
the guest of DR.. and Mrs. A. ID. Wood
nansee. Mrs. Berry is a sister Of the
doctor
Mrs. I. ]. Anderson of Aberdeen
Washington. is visiting at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. John stone on Mill
street
L. G.. Bean, a well known Walla
Walla merchant. was transacting bus
mess in the twin cities this morning.
The twin city band is preparing to
give a concert for the entertainment
of the public next Tuesday evening.
The college auditorium was crowd
ed "Wednesday evening on the ocea-
sion of the last monthly pupils re
citay to be given before commence
ment An especially well prepared
rogram was rendered to the evident
pleasure OF this present.
J. II. Gentry. who has been making
his home in Walla WaI1a during the
asst winter. with his daughter Mrs.
Fred Jones. has returned 10 Milton
to reside
Mlton's only shoe repair man, J. q.
Welch, is confined to his home with
a serious attack Of influenza and fears
are entertained for his recovery.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-05-01
EAST OREGONIAN SPECIAL
NEWS OF UMATILLA co.

Pendleton visitor this week going
up on Tuesday and returning Wednes-
day on the local.
Mrs. b. F. williams has been
guest at the home of her daughter.
Mrs. w. A. Hineline. Mrs Williams
returned to her home in Milton on
Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. ID. Basey were bus
mess visitors in Heppuer on Saturday
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Rheinman are be-
Ing felicitated on the arrival of n
young son. Edward William.
MIR. and Mrs. A. c. Swarner and
children spent Friday in Umatilla.
Miss Jennie Shaw accompanied by
her little niece. Jennie Rhenman. re-
turned from The Dalles last week.
Walden Rhea met with painful
accident the first of the week. He
jumped from a wagon, lighting on a
nail which penetrated his foot
Mrs James Ware was hostess at a
delightful afternoon luncheon on Sum
day The guests We're Mr.. and Mrs
w. II. Starr Mr.. and Mrs. ID. II. Shaw
and children, Violet and Harold. Mr..
and Mrs. c. II. Shaw and daughter.
Miss Jennie Shaw, Misses Iona Card
iEer and Epha Southward and Messrs
Fay Gardiner. Clarence Gardiner. viii
Southwark and Val Southwark. Dain-
tv refreshments consisting of ice
cream, cake and lemonade were serv-
ed
Carl Rhea is a business visitor at
Pendleton.
Mr. and Mrs Lou Atterbury OF
Stanfield had as Sunday guests Roy
Atterburv and family of Rutter creek,
The pupils of the Westland school
have recently taken the Curtis stand
ard tests and are showing marked inn
provement Owing to the flu cpl
demic Of the past winter school has
been in actual session only six and
a half months, vet a majority of the
pupils will make their grade with
fair average.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-05-01
Horses Run Away and
Man Breaks Two Ribs

WESTLAND. Ore. MAY q. Lee
Clark met with a painful accident
Tuesday when his buggy overturned.
Tn tam. frightnd, ran away. throwing
Mr.. Lee from the buggy. breaking two
ribs and dislocating his shoulder. He
also sustained numerous bruises.
Those attending the Tooth anniver,
sary Of the ]. O. .. r. at Pendleton
on Saturday were Mr.. and Mrs. p. j.
Nation and Mr.. and Mrs. Roy After
bury and Fay Gardiner
Miss Irene Rhea. who has been at
tending high school in Pendleton. left
on "Wednesday for Corvallis where
she will spend the Junior week at o
A. c. with her brother. Hugh.
Mrs. Ed Nunn has been seriously
III at her home on Butter creek.
Garold Shipley Of Westland, was a
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-05-01
Oil is Being Applied
On Streets at Echo

ECHO, Ore, May This street OF
Echo are receiving a coat of oil.
Several Echo people were visitors
in Heppner Sunday, among whom
were Ralph Stanfield, Mr.. and Mrs.
Thomson. Jack Stanfield Pete Sher-
idan. Frances Spike and Eleanor
Spike.
The Ladies' Aid will give social At
the Methodist church May 1.
itoT this week.
Mike Sepanach was a business Wis
itor in Echo this week.
trainload of stock consisting of
cattle and sheep was SHIPPED east this
week. Joe Cunha Jr, took the stock
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-05-01

America has developed its railroads
far beyond those of Europe, but ii
is behind even China in the utiiiZa-
ton of it's wagon roads and water
ways, those reliable avenues of cheap
transportation. 1t is time we made
an effort to catch up With China.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-05-01
More Special News of Una
tilla Co. on Page 9 today.

April's smiles have been as frosty
of late as those the housewife be-
slows upon the unexpected dinner
guest
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-05-01

Lenine is now mixing Prudhon with
Marx. This Is likely to cause. an ex-
ploSion.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
Everyone Should o.. i.
Drink. Hot Water
:. in the Morning
Wash. away all the stomach, liver,
! and bowel poisons before
e. breakfast.

To feel your best day in and day out,
to feel clean inside; no sour bile to
coat your tongue and sicken your
breath OF dull your head; no constipa
ton, bilious attacks. sick headache.
colds. rheumatism or gassy. acid stom-
ach. you must bathe on the inside like
You bathe outside. This is vastly more
important, because the skin pores do
not absorb impurities into the blood.
while the bowel pores do. says we'll
known physician.
To keep these poisons and toxins
well flushed from the stomach liver
kidney and bowels drink before break
fast each day glass of hot water with
a tesspoonful Of limestone phosphate
in it. This will cleanse, purify and
freshen the entire alimentary trac: be-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
Beverage OF Pine Balsam.

The threatened emptiness OF "the
cup that cheers, but not inebriates," '"
reminds a correspondent that COwper
was less original than many readers
suppose In framing that line.
Long before his time, Bishop Berk-
eley applied the same encomiun to a
drink made Of pine balsam, In these
terms:
"The luminous spirit lodged and de-
taIned In the native balsam Of pines
aad frs is Of nature SO mild and be-
MGR and prOportiOned to the human
constitution as to warm without heat
ing, to cheer but not inebriate, and to
produce calm and steady Joy like the
effect Of good news. without that sink
Ing OF spirits which Is subsequent
effect on all fermented cOrdials."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
At a Disadvantage.

There had been unpleasant words
before between the drnmutist and a
leading comedian as to the latter's
habit OF adding imprOmptu Jokes 10
his part. "rhere's no need for you
to gag, said the drnmatist angrlly,
after the comedian had done II again.
"Your part as written Is quite funny
enough. All you've got to do Is to soy
the words and walt for the audience
to laugh" The comedian did not look
convinced. "That's AN right for you"
he grumbled. you live In town and
can afford the time. But don't forget
| have to catch the midnight train
to my place In the suburbs, and can't
wait till the audience laughs"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
IONA, Palmi.,-.
worlds Greatest rhrcnolosi,,.
Paimist and Medium

|. Reads your entire I,e...
present and future correctly ,' v,,'
ing names. dates and igures IN o.. @
mess love. law, marriage and dom
oauc troubles, Tells you who, yn.
are best adapted for and wha, IN a.
TO better your conditions IN ma
Ihis lady reads your hand as yo,
would nm open book. A reading by
ter VIII meet your highest erpecta.
tions. and you viii be wiser ana
happier. nfter consulting her. aha
having the gift OF removing ali esIl
Influences and placing you in an an.
vironmcnt Of happy thought ana
contontmont. Readings: Sunday and
daily, . II. m, TO $50 D. m. Room &
swanson Bldg, over gun store, Main
St. between 9Th and Eth. ODD, West.
ern Union. klamath Falls, Oregon
l2.l3.ls
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
HAD ITS ORIGIN IN PERSIA
Term Employed in the Ancient
Game Of Chess.

The historical adventures OF the
word "check" give an interesting ex.
ample Of how common term has
gained its present meaning.
1t comes originally from Persia, and
is associated with the game OF chess.
shah is Persian king. and centu-
ries ago the word shah, or something
ike 1t, was used to designate an at
tack upon the king in chess. Under
the influence Of the medieval Latinist
the word underwent q curious change
to J"scaecus" and later passed into old
French as "eschec' or "eschac." From
the French 1t was but step through
the Norman tongue into English as
"check" or "cheque."
After its form was established the
meaning of the word began to extend
from formidable move In a game of
chess to any stoppage or rebuff OF
something In progress, and gradually
II came to designate anything which
controlled or restrained anything else,
and so came TO mean token or ticket.
In the early days OF drawn notes." or
drafts. the counterfoil or stub In the
book was called "check." About the
beginning of the nineteenth century
the word became synonymous with
draft, and some forty years ago was
established as the statutory definition
for "a bill of exchange. dra n on q
bank.s. ssyaais &c i-S:-:aA
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
fore putting more food into tn. stom.

fore putting more food into tn. stom.
ach. -,. .... .s ..-..
Get, a quarter pound Of limestone
phosphate from your pharmacist. 1t Ia
inexpensive. and almost tasteless, ex,
cept a souFish- twinge which is not un.
pleasant. Drink phosphated hot water
every morning to rid your system OF
these vile poisons and toxins; also to
prevent their formation.
To feel like young folks feel: like
you felt before your blood, nerves and
muscles became saturated with an ac-
cumulation OF body poisons, begin this
treatment. and above all, keep 1t up!
AS soap and hot water act on the skin.
cleansing. sweetening and purifying. so
limestone phosphate and hot water be-
fore breakfast, act on the stomach,
liver and bowels.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24

time md the court room OF said
court in the GUY OF klamath Falls,
Oregon. as the place for the hearing
OF said Final Account and the settle.
ment thereof
Dayton II Bussey. AdmInIstratrlr
OF the Estate OF Henry O. Bussey,
deceased.
Dated; October 81, 1919.
27-3-l0-l7-2i. B
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24

At ST, Mrs. Zelie Longley Is not
too old to fly. After taking 25-
mile spin over Washington, ID. G.,
she tcld T.. Hamilton, her pilot. that
"it was fine" and she only wished II
had been longer. Mrs. Longiey "a Il
direct descendant OF the Marquis de
Lafayette.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
NOTICE

Strayed from Dodd Hollow one
bay saddle horse branded figure 4
on left shoulder; one gray horse,
weight about 1900 pounds branded
HX on left shoulder; one brown
horse, weight about 1850 pounds,
branded upright flatiron on left hip
Notify Chas. Paulson care OF F. n.
Hedricks, Merrill, Ore, and receive
reward. 24-6tS
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT

Notice Ia hereby given that the un-
dersiHned has filed I'm the County
Court OF the State. OF Oregon, for
klamath County. the Final Account
OF her administration OF the Estate
OF Henry g. Bussey. deceased. and
said Court has fixed November 20.
1919 at 2:30 o'clock i. NJ. as the
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24

In Soviet government wireless dis
patches from Moscow the claim Is
made that the Northwestern Rus
sian army of General Yudenitch,
which has been attacking Petrograd.
has been surrounded by the Bolshe-
wiki Reports concerning General
Yudenitch's position are conflicting
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
.HERAED'S CLASSIFIED C0IIJMNi
FOR SALE-Real Estate

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE For.
tile Sacramento Co. land, 40 ucrcs
near Lodi, cheap for cash, viii
consider exchange, What have you
Call or address Room i2G Whit,
Pelican Hotel, All,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24

FOR LEASE-To responsible parties
that have equipment and cash to
ilnance themselves. n desirable ranch
Adrcss NJ. X, ., Herald onice. str
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
HELP WANTED

WhNTED-Girif for general house
work and cookins---Mp, o. q. Lab
aree. Bly,. Oregon. l-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
FOR RENT OR LEASE

FoR RENT--Good warehouse b0X
80 feet. near 3. =. Depot. In.
quire Herald ONCE. l-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24

FOR SALE Ut a bargain tho follow
Ing second hand cara: 2-lslG
Reo's In good condition. $3.50. each:
l--lsl6 Ford touring car S36s.;
. studceskers, 3 passenger $3.50.
and No6o. c. l.. Mcwiiiiams,
lleI Main. Phone l69, i1u
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24

.,S ws sl,,, make a speciality ot IL. NJ ~.
ana accident insur,aen. pho,. e, ~, il'e
Wen do tho rest. ChiIeo,. Ie ~ % % and
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
MISCELLANEOUS

ZIZ
December u. ~. Ia 22.tf
IF you HAVE $1,000 cash will
build you aouse on choice lo,
close In. Call or address Room l26
White Pelican Hotel. SILT
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24

FOR sAtE-Miik Fed Chiekonn
and Turkeys city MIX Depot,
Phone r2S6-J. .v H. aI. - 2l-5ts .
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24
SITUATIONS WANTED

If you WANT, srunr,.,
call tho klamath 'CnNT CT HELP,
sehool-'-phono $50. oIr,o.ty oGIyaaty High
sSopying hnd nliug; a,sn 'ot vpins
nnossowork. noss caring for % cS,,a,se senspl
on to ItI, ,Si. Special attention n'I,,''ss !, .,s
an,bor,,,o. in,S service. by the m ssss,, - sl',
a".nor,.,os mad. ~ and an effort !, school ~
a,aa' an" 70 make efficient, con, - 70 b
ana profitable both to ,Ss Seonvsnlea,
a"' 10 those requiring their cir .sr,i.s. .,,S.a,
.........r 2u
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-11-24

Try 'em. Herald Want Ads.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1919-09-10

actual price at the time 81 the nearing.
Another very interesting Ct was
brought out. BY ongressman Halyor5
Steenerson in bis closing argument III
behalf Of the wheat growers. He point
ed out that in the past the northwestern;
wheat llas commanded a premium Of.
about 20 cents over soft wheat, for the.
reason that It was generally SO rich in
gluten that it could be mixed with soft
wheat SO as to make a high grade pa
tent flour from the mixture; that soft
wheat alone contained so much starch
that the loaf made from twas; small
and heavy and lacked palat liability that
makes the hard wheat bread so val,l-
able, and for this reason the light
weight hard wheat raised this year
had an additional value for mix ing plr-
poses, over y and above it's intrinsic
value, especially because the winter
wheat this wear is unusually weak In
gluten andgneeds this mix ture more
than t b! IN ny,aEdinary year.
The correctness Of Mr. Steenerson's1
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1919-09-10

argument was admitted BY the experts
present, and was further proven by the
fact that the vernments iss offering to
sell from Its store Of -four in New York,
made from soft wheat lat 1886 per
barrel. wfthsnp takers, because the peo
pie demand. -four made ii whole or In
part from the hard wheat Of thesnorth-s
west. 81 ss'ss
The Minnesota grain inspection,
through Nj. jacobson, q 'NieIand Holm
berg, produced more than q dozen sam
pies Of wheat weighing from IS to- 60
pounds test weight, with samples Of
-four mad from each, showing that the
lighter wheat made about as. good bread
as that made from No. /.
May we suggest that farmers inter-
Iested in wheat save the above figures
for future reference, as the percentage
OF -four and feed in bushel Of each
grade Of wheat being available, he can
at any time figure out the difference
between the selling price Of his wheat
land the cost Of his -four and feed.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1919-09-10

- . s
A number of papers are boosting
Michael J. Bowling Of Olivia, for the
republican nomination for Governor. of
Minnesota next year. Bowling lost
both his legs. his right arm, and several
fingers Of his left hand as the result of
freezing in a blizzard when he was IA
years Of age, but he has overcome his
handicap and become one Of the fore q.
most men Of the state. He is now in
England !. having been asked to go there
by the British Red CROSS to encourage
crippled soldiers BY telling them Of his
experiences, and goes from England to
France on the same mission. ormouls:
numbers Of Grip pied sold iers have listen
t4}his addresses Fergus Falls Journal.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1919-09-10
Tlsc, Selection 81 Teachers.

School boards have had some job
this year to I'LL their class rooms with
||competent and successful teach hers. The l E
pay has been SO mad equate that well
trained young women are hard to find.
Men, save in some Of the higher ranks,
have almost deserted the profession,
Advances IN teaching salaries are now
benig made all over the country, but il
viii be some years before properly
qualified candidates will be as numer-
|ous as formerly. Many girls are getting
|posit ions who never even went 4, through 4 I! y
Ia High School. ss55
OF course it takes more than educa-
ton to make a real teacher. Some poor
|ly educated girls still have the power
Of leadership. They have the gift Of
magnetism, the faculty Of doing things
in an interesting way, Of stirring up
children's ambit ton. When e girl III has las
that qualified lion, defects in education
can be overlooked. &.
Finding q teacher with real gift OF
inspiration means that the lives OF the
children under her are going to be
transformed. Dull pupils will wake ' mp
and begin to TT themselves for real
successes in life. Those more gifted
viii be persuaded to aim high and ac-
comRlish great things. ss'
I On the other hand, commonplace
teacher means . droning, disorderly.
and languid school, where the only idea
is to dream through the study hours
until playtime comes, Children form
life long habits Of Incidence in such a
school.
School authorities should investigate
records Of applicants carefully, SO as %
make sure that all will make good.
Better spend some money or time in
telephoning or travelling than secure
misfits. SIS