Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1919-12-14
ROOMS AS GRIDIRON
 CLUB MAKES MERRY
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Ne variety of ketchup-add a Jlt-
 sand-and finish with a dash N vinegar. Please don't groan, <. Investor. It is all right. All Lese ingredients are symbolic, &htlemen. Now we have the Sads scrambled. This complets k part of the trick. 1 shall now Ssss the buck--I mean the hat \ my friend, MT. Hines, who will 8 his magic way, with a few &sses produce the beautiful rab- & as government operation and #ltrol, and return the hat un- @lnaged to my good friend. MT. Skestor." Qnvestor groans.) Mines (looks at hot and glaras z McAdoo)-"I am deep indebt- T to Mir. McAdoo for his trust Eh confidence. l wish he had &ished the trick. He hates the 6lhelight and likes to retire while s retiring is good. But to the Aek gentlemen. Let me first cov- M the hat for aesthetic and olfac- NV reasons. It is little messy" 4bvers hat with handkerchief, 4Ees wand.)
 #Iines-"I now make these mys- Bious passes-so-sayin the 8balistic words-Hocus-pocus-- RO-Brotherhoods- As Taught
 by MT. McAdoo. Then l quick I raise the cloth and here we SEe-(starts back, looking ner- &hs). An, see MT. McAdoo IlSgot something. Let me add the |j|amb plan" (drops three plums
 l breaks another egg. Investor
 roans and tears his hair.) |Iines-( (continuing -"Now we lske it. Hocus-pocus- 1920 |Iksto." (takes up handkerchiefs, \ ks-starts back, rushes to Me- ]! loo, saying:)
 VHines-"My God, Mac, I can't do |l& trick"
 4McAdoo-"That's your affair ag mine."
 bTnvestor-"My hat-my hat!" |s1sMcAdoo-"Give him back his '!ls"
 |sIines-"But this mess-what s|,Isl I do?"
 K |l'sAtIcAdoo-"Oh, hand it back. He |sht kick"
 ID iHines-"Here you are, sir" Hands hat to Investor who takes Hand yells:)
 V!'nvestor-"What mess! Oh, lk hat! I can't use it. I can't clean sEI can't sell it. I can't give it Hay"
 | RNcAdoo and Hines-"Take it up llcongress. They'll fix it for you" |kth link arms. bow and go off, 1Anvestor-"Mr. President. is it sEe that ladies are always present 1RGridiron club dinners Then T',.l aHit until l get outside before i lA anything more" FChe labor problem and it's rela- aah to politics got "brief touch" Va skit wherein a policeman dis sElbed the banqueters, entering |kh raving maniac.
 Who's he" was demanded.
 Well," replied the policeman,
 seems that a few days ago he : 5 waited on by the managers of 8 political party and informed
 t he's been selected to write the
 or plank in the next years plat
 tn."
 A Labor Skit.
 There was another labor skit
 cribed as the lone hundred
 twenty-seventh installment of
 Continuous Comedy Drama" .ne actor who acknowledged
 t he was made up to look like ige Gary of the United States
 el corporation, said he had troU- E remembering his lines and
 B admonished not "to run up to Nv York for instructions" every
 e he forgot them.
 Another. called Lentrotski an lnced that he was the "sole sur
 ing member of the international
 Tor conference" and told the din-
 that his colleagues had been Ephyxiated by the United States kate." He said he used both the Ines of ''Lentrotski" and "W. /. Ester" in his business"
 Finally, the director of the skit
 bounced that it was "rotten' { that it would be done all over lin, whereupon the actors
 lck and announced that they Fixed s"only three hours day"
 "knew their rights"
 ILife is one damn strike after
 other" groaned the director.
 rhe coal crisis came in for
 .arate treatment in a skit deal
 with "Utopia." The Coal King, ] Landlord. the Butcher, the Sker the Grocer and other func-
 haries of everyday life all had
 Eminent parts through which NY bewailed the prospect of no
 sater profits.
 rhe Coal King sang that his idea }khe greatest fun was Thigh pric- lcoal and short weight ton."
 The Capitalist said his idea of bpia was "a place where there
 neither income nor excess pro-
 taxes and you can charge
 per cent interest,"" He walled
 t "ts not so a billionaire cant
 up a dollar any more."
 When the waling delegate enter V Inc was invited to "come over
 | meet Judge Anderson of In-
 napolis, "but the delegate pro- Lied that he twas busy"
 he King of Utopia advised