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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-11-07
COMB SAGE TEA IN
HAIR TO DARkEN i
it's Grandmother's Recipe to
KEEP her Locks Dark,
Glossy, Beautiful.

The old time mixture of Sage Tea
and sulphur for darkening gray,
streaked and faded hair is grand
mothers recipe, and folks are again
using it to keep their hair a good,
even colcr which is quite sensible, as
we are living in an age when youth
full appearance $ of the greatest ad-
vantage.
Nowadays, though, We don't have
the troublesome task of gathering the
sage and the mussy mixing at home.
All drug stores sell the ready-to use
product, improved by the addition of
other ingredients, called "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulhpur Compound" 1t is
very popular because nobody can dis
cover it has been applied. Simply
moisten your comb or a soft brush
with it and draw this through your
hair. taking one small strand at a time
by morning the gray hair disappears,
but what delights the ladies with
Wyeth's Sage and sulphur Compound,
is that, besides beautifully darkening
the hair after Tew applications, it
also produces that soft lustre and ap~
pearance of abundance which Is so
attractive.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-11-07

Simply Attached.
Smith: / lost my identity for two
whole weeks last summer
Jones: How did it happen2
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-11-07
MOTION Picture NEWS
What the Picture Theatcrs
Have TO Tell You.
Alta TODAY
WALLACE REID'S NEW
FILM "YOU'RE ETRED!"
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD

Wallace Reid VIII appear at the
Alta theatre Today In what Is said to
lie one of the fastest and most highly
entertaining comedy dramas of his
career. 'Your're Fired" Is the char
acteristic title. THE picture is an
adaptation by Clara @. Kennedy, OF
one of o. Henry's best stories.
1t is u highly colorfu1 production
and IS guaranteed to keep any audi
ence smiling, the comedy being of
a delightful and refreshing nature.
There are also several dramatic
situations, the most impressive Of
which is the foiling by the hero of an
attempt by a trio of crooks to steal an
important document belonging to the
father of the girl, whom the hero
wants to marry, and which is much
desired by an unscrupulos business
rival of the father.
Wallace Reid plays the role of
y.ung man upon whom is imposed the
difficult task of holding a job for
three months without being fired, as
a condition precedent to his marrying
the daughter of financier and rail
road owner The fun comes in when
Re Is discovered hy HE sweetie. who
lie hac promised The father shall not
kn3w Of their agreement; first as n
xylophote player IN an orchestra an
lntcr as part Of the atmosphere in a
little cia italian restaurant, ard is IN
able to explain To hnr why he = c1
enced in sueh trivri '"crk. 4
nat Il the finisa h. wins on, be-
cause he saves his dnddy-to-be few
milltnnf by recovering a stolen taner. |
r,,,,,I. .,srp ,,,o o,ograuhed thp ~ rcs I
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-11-07
BEGIN HOT WATER
DIRIWNING IF YOU
DON'T FEEL RIGHT
Saws class of hot water with
phosphate before breakfast
washes out poisons-

If you wake UP with bad taste
bad breath and tongue is coated: ii
your head is aching; If what you eat
sours and forms acid in stomach, OF
you are bilious, constiputed, nervous
sallow and cant get feeling Just right
begin inside bathing. Drink before
breakfast. a glass of hot water with a
teaspGonfuI of limestone phosphate in
it, This wine flush the poisous and
toxins from stomach. liver, kidneys
and bowels and cleanse, sweeten and
purify the entire aliluentary tract. Do
your inside bathing Immediately upon
arising in tho morning 10 wash out of
the system all the previous day'S
poisonous waste, gases and sour bile
before eating more food.
To feel like young folks feel; like
YOU felt before your blood and muscles
became loaded with body impurities,
set from your pharmacist a quarter
pound of limestone phosphate. which
Is inexpensive and almost tasteless.
Men and women Who 0r" Us"al'v
so., ...ts.asei ftsto--- h--flH ,S-, - - .ve
.uy anmlclr iaaarjee hs ..- '.sH
his inside hathiua ac{eYv breakfast.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-11-07
ARCADE TODAY
MYSTERY SURROUNDS STORY
or Ills MAJESTY, THE
AMERICAN"

ITS too good to give away said
Manager Matlock Of the Arcade Thea
tire when he was asked to tell the story
of Douglas Fairbanks Forthcoming
production, His Majesty, the Ameri-
can"
"Now. I am not going to spoil the
anticipation of my patrons By telling
the story of Douglas Fairbanks new
film. His Majesty, the American IN
advance. But | viii say this: Fair
banks has spent more money on this
picture than he has ever spent before,
because he has made it for release di-
rect to the theatres of the country by
the United Artists-the Big Four
which is made UP Of Mary Pick
ford. Charlie Chaplin, Douglas Fair
banks and d. W. Griffith.
"The story of His Majesty, the
American is a knockout. 1t sives
Doug a chance to do a lot of entire
ly new tricks and I don't hesitate to
say that the picture is far and away
the biggest production that he has
ever turned out
"I'n let this much of the secret out,
Doug plays the part of young
American who simply can't keep ont
of trouble He takes a band in all
sorts of situations which lead him all
ever the world. We find him first in
New York where he tries to show the
Fire Department how it should he run
We find him helping the police raid
the den of a king of the underworld.
We find him later in Mexico showing
the bandits what they don't know
about their business and then we find
him butting-in on the affairs Of a lit
tie principality in Europe. It is the
iolliest mix-up YOU have ever seen in
your life.
"An idea of the enormity of the pro-
duction can be gathered from the fact
that Mr.. Fairbanks spent Sf0,0Oo,oo
for the erection Of ono set a}cno.
This is an entire section Of 'little
French town and was built complete
Ia the last detail. from palace TO
howell, from city Hall to railroad sta
tiou. Every building was erected as
nermanentlv as if it were desiEned as
the living quarters of the Inhabitants
of the town. Even the streets were
naved and the realism of the buildings
was So convincing that hundreds OF
swallows built their peculiar nests Of
mud i'm the cnpings and cornices
"Another city Of an entirely differ
cnt character was built in tho hills
surrounding tho Douglas Fairbanks
studios. Here tho action demanded n
Mexican VILLAGE and Mexican village
| 'Douc' built
"Still another episode demanded =
New York tenement street and
| Doug built 1T.
"In addition to these and mann
| mare. complete European railway
line was huilt 15eN eo"t i0~~ cne o.
! ~ -4rs t--,
4, --, 'cius tr exact duplicate
| the iype h pse n France
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-11-07
A NASTY COLD
EASED AT ONCE
"Pape's Cold Compound" then
breaks up a cold in a
few hours.

Don't stay stuffed-up! Quit blow
ing and snufflng! A dose of "Pape S
Cold Compound" taken every two
hours until three doses are taken us
uany breaks up a severe cold and ends
all grippe misery.
The very first dose opens your clog
ged up ucstrils and the air passages OF
the head: stops nose runninn: relieves
the headache. dullness, feverishness'
sneezing, soreness and stiffness.
'Pape's Cold Compound" is the
quickest. surest relief known and costs
only a few cents at drug stores. II
acts without assistance, tastes nice
contains no quinine-Insist upor
Pape's.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-11-07

the l'pe q nse n FEaneet
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-11-07
Evening the score.

TWO golf fiends-an Englishman
and a Scot-were playing a round to-
gether. After the first hole the En-
lishman asked:
How many did you take?"
Eight replied the Scot.
"Oh, / only took seven. so it's my
hole." exclaimed the Englishman,
triumphantly.
After the second hole the English
man put the same question again.
But the Scot smiled knowingly.
''Na, ma. ma man. said he. It's
ma turn tae ask first. Tit Bits
Being out OF debt is the best thing
out.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-11-07

Smith: Spent my vacation among
wife's relatives. where / was simply
known as Anna's husband.-Phila
delphia Inquirer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-11-07

Take home a Delta rancy brick OF
Ice Cream. They are put UP In card
hoard cartons and vii keep for one
hour.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
WILD ANIMALS VISIT BANFF
Deer and Bears So Tame That They
Are Everyday Sights in Cana
dian Village.

Although Banff is hustling village
during the summer, and is thronged
with tourists, wild deer from the
mountains are to be seen daily on the
streets, and at night stately elk leap
from the roads into the bushes to
escape approaching automobiles. If
Banff cottager expects to eat his
own garden truck" he builds deer
proof fence around his patch. The
grounds of Brett hospital are open
from the street, and the other night
half a dozen deer made raid upon
the flower garden. Banff is the cap
ital of Rocky Mountain park, and
shooting game within the park limits
is forbidden by law. The deer, being
unmolested, have become very tame,
and even bear now and then pays
a friendly visit to the village. Not
long ago a bicyclist, speeding down
one of the side streets at night, hit
dark object, and turned somersault
or two before he hit the macadam.
Sitting up, he looked around and dis
covered bear hitting the trail for
home as fast as four legs could carry
him. Although tame and somewhat
obtrusive, the deer, elk and bear do
not relish too close an acquaintance
with man, and have proved them
selves to be not only picturesque but
perfectly safe neighbors.- Canadian
News Letter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect 1t
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected.

Judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence of DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is
soon realized. It stands the highest for
it's remarkable record of success.
An examining physician for one of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies, in
an interview of the subject, made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
SO many applicants for insurance are re-
jected is because kidney trouble is so
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose applica-
tions are declined do not even suspect
that they have the disease. 1t is on sale
at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes,
medium and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for q
sample bottle: When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
His Diamond a Bargain.

An amusing story is told in connec-
ton with the early days of Sir j. b.
Robinson, the South African million
ARE, who has been figuring prominent
~ in the London law courts.
He was crossing the Vaal river in
1869, looking for diamonds. He asked
the natives if they had seen any pref
ty stones" and at last he found man
who had diamond. 1t was small
stone, and the prospector offered $50
for it, but he refused to part with it.
He increased his offer to $50, but still
the man refused.
what will you take for it?' he was
asked.
Twenty goats" was the firm reply !;
nothing less"
81 sent off to the nearest farm" says
Sir ]. B. Robinson, in telling the story,
"and bought 20 goats for $3.50, and so
got possession of my first diamond. -
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
Needed POLISHING.

She had been married just five
years and was rather discontinued be-
cause her husband was not so atten-
tive as he had been in the early days
of their marriage. To her mother and
high school brother she was telling her
troubles. "He neglects me all the
time,' she complained. "Pm just an
old shoe-that's all"
The mother sympathized with her,
but the brother openly voiced his
opinion in: WELL don't you know, sis,
that a great many old shoes are often
made more valuable to their owners
by little polishing?" He looked
meaningly at her frowsy appearance
"They are prouder of them, too, them"
Indianapolis Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
BRIGHT coIors.

The new baby was still very tiny and
very red. Six-year-old James didn't
like it-nor did he make any pre-
tense of hiding his dislike. So when
his eighteen-year-old auntie came out
to see it and rejoiced over it's coming,
as had his father and mother, his dis
gust was still more pronounced.
Mother called auntie's attention to it.
IF James doesn't want the baby,
why don't you sell it to me?" began
auntie.
"Or we might sell you James," Of
fered father. ''You see mother and I
like baby ourselves"
"She wouldn't want me-" interrupts
ed James, stolidly.i "She said she
wouldn't get anything unless it was
bright colored."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
More Than He Could Stand.

A naval aviation cadet at Miami,
Fla, was assigned to a seaplane with
orders to stay in the air for an hour.
After a fight of 30 minutes the
cadet landed and TAXED onto the
beach.
The division commander, with fire
in his eye, descended upon the luck
less student. Whats the matter with
your" he demanded. II told you to
stay out an hour. You've only been
gone half that time"
Really sir" replied the student,
"the air is awful rough. I never saw
anything like it! Why, / looked up
the road toward Miami, and it was
full of blackbirds walking into town !"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26

off the difficulties foreseen is an effort
to induce the workers to increase pro-
duction by showing them the "dan-
gerously critical position" in which
Great Britain is now placed by the bal
ance of trade against her.
For July the adverse balance of
trade amounted to about S3S0,000000,
according TO figures given out by the
American chamber. Imports for that
month increased about. $150,0o00OO,
while exports increased only about 3d.
100000.
The American chamber points out
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
His ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

The cultured young lady from Bos-
ton who was visiting in Richmond had
mentioned so often that she spoke
half a dozen languages that the COM
pany was getting decidedly bored, as
no one present was able to prove her
powers as linguist. Finally, she
turned to a tall, lank gentleman and
asked: "And how many languages do
you speak, Mr. Blank?''
"Three, ma am,' drawled the South
erner; ''poor English, fair Virginian,
and perfect niger"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
If Given Half a Chance.

The seed is nothing without soil,
and the richest farm land is nothing
without seed, but the two together may
mean a bountiful crop. Opportunity
is as much inside as out. Nothing is
opportunity to you which does not
correspond to some power of your be-
ing, and if these powers are given half
chance, they will find opportunity in
very bleak surroundings. Girls Com
panion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
A Sea Change.

"Why did you take these fish from
the aquarium"
Because / was afraid the turtle
might eat them"
"Why, there's no turtle in there"
"WeH, Johnny put his boat in the
aquarium and papa said it turned
turtle Brooklyn Citizen.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
BRlTAIN'S CRISIS IN TRADE
Condition Is Serious, and Commercial
Leaders Are Bending Every En-
fort to Speed up Production.

London.-Confronted by what is de-
scribed as perhaps the greatest indus
trial and trade crisis in the history of
the country, the commercial leaders of
Great Britain are bending every effort
to speed up production, says the
American Chamber of Commerce in
london. One movement taken to head
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26

that this discloses a serious situation,
and says that while it may seem very
well for Great Britain to buy from
America much more than she sells to
America, that is fools paradise" for
Americans.
The chamber explains that an excess
sive adverse balance against Great
Britain would force down sterling ex-
change on New York and compel Great
Britain to buy elsewhere, where ex-
change is higher.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
Cape Breton spinners.

Old-fashioned spinning wheels
worked by old-fashioned Scottish
ladies-turn wool into skeins in Cape
Breton. And those spinners are
among the best hand-spinners in the
world.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
BOUGHT at Auction.

At a New York police auction John
Bunelle acquired the following: An
auto, five bottles of mustard, fire ex-
tinguisher, some old iron, silk pa
jamas, a tent, mattress and folding
bed.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
A Trouble Glutton.

A man who had seven wives has
just been sent to Sing Sing. That
sort of a glutton for trouble will prob
ably find serving Jail sentence mere
ly a vacation.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
New Kind of Alcohol.

"Well, little miss" said the grocer,
what can do for your
Please, sir, mother wants bottle
of good-natured alcohol.-Tit-Bits.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
Essential Stable Feeds.

Teacher-Jo hnny what are the most
essential stable foods of today?
Johnny-Hay corn and oats. That's
what our horse eats.-The American
Boy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26

Milliners' bills are the taxes which
the male sex has to pay for the beauty
of the females.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
The Result.

The Result.
"Who are generally the winners at
tea fght?' There aren't any. 1t
is always a drawn battle"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26

When man begins to learn that
he's ignorant he's on the way to wis
dom.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26
Goinu Too Far.

zone should try to bear with the
faults Of his neighbors," remarked the
altruist.
ITO be sure" replied Mr.. Dubwaite.
"But when one of my neighbors per-
sists in playing German grand opera
records on his photograph when he
knows all the time I have a German
officers helmet on display in my liv-
ing room, / want to take an ak over
to that fellows house and assert my
self. Birmingham Age-Herald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26

Fickleness is the entail of impulse.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26

Announcement that the carpenters
strike and consequent building indus
try tie-up in the Chicago district had
ended was not only premature, but
seemingly false. The carpenters were
ostensibly given a chance to vote on
the question, but instead OF a secret
ballot, the voting was open, and the
contractors assert that thus the labor
bosses were able to intimidate the men
and obtain majority for rejection OF
the compromise offered.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-26

and that the employees Of the corpo-
ration are now compelled to resort to
a strike in order to prove to Judge
Gary the authority Of their selected
representatives to present their griev-
ances. In the Chicago district, at
least, strike-breakers will not be en-
ployed, according to the company of
ficials. The strikers will be paid off
and discharged permanently, and II
the walkout is general, the mills will
shut down.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-06-14

cessional, setting forth Santa Bar
baraS' history from the landing of
Viscanio in 1902 down to the very
present EVerythinp is to be pre-
scnted faithfully and reverently, in
accordance with the best traditions.
Competent committees are attending
10 all the details.
And then, coming down to modern
times, the fiesta viii make feature
f all that has followed in the wake
Of propIcey. The Pacific fleet H.
coming under Read Admiral fIiam.
Aeronautcs are to be well represent
ed, and on July 1 peace and victory
will be celebrated with big parade,
All Of the floats are being worked out
along new lines.
Santa Barbara is setting a new
example in putting on this fiesta by
not soliciting the citizens and Nor
chants fer subscriptions. The total
expense VIII be betrayed out Of revC-
nucs from affairs and concessions op-
Grated by the management. Yet AL
Of the entertainment will be free to
al PARTICIPANTS. The local carPeu-
ters' union is donatin" the labor to
|, build the reviewing atand and the
lumber companiec are lending the
materials, which are examples Of the
way in which everyone is helping 10
make Of the fiesta real community
enterprise.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-06-14
Cnrrie. nld Glory III.

With the flag streaming ~ sEteas
i, thc wake Of bis speedy courses ne
flouted al the then German fallaey Of
Imperial Valley press., 1919-06-14
ROAD DOPE IS
Continued from Page ~

tion. Lyttle Greek road to Glen ranch,
good.
\ Santa Barbara County-San Mar
I cos pass ic in better condition at the
Y present time than it ever has been
and is heavily driven by fishing mo-
torists, on trips to Santa Ynez river.
4 Refugio Pass road passable, but ad-
h visable only for experienced drivers,
| on account of grades and poor con
| dition of the road. FoXen Canyon
1 from Zaca to Sisquoc and Santa Ma
ria, fair dirt road. Las Cruises to
/ Lompoc, rough and dusty.
Il Tulare COunty-Detous around
4 cities Of Exeter and Porterville, on
/ account Of city streets under con-
\ 4tYucti0n Orosi TO Woodlake, Up
land and Badger, good dirt road Por-
\ teiVille to Camp Wish0n, excellent
| dirt road Road TO California Hot
\ Spings, while not paved, is open and
I in excellent shane.
\ Orange County-S Santa Ana Can
! yon is open and in best condition be-
\ tween Anaheim and Corona. Santa
Ana to Newport, paved, thence good
! dirt road to Balboa. Santa Ana to
I Irvine station and Laguna Beach,
/ paved. The road from FL Toro and
. the one leading from Eel Modeno via
! Orange county Park to Mod ieska' 6
! home, open and III excellent condi-
ton.
Yosemite National Park-All roads
/ with the exception of the Tioga road)
leading into Yosemite are now open.
This includes the Coultervlle route
and the Big Oak Flat road, the lat
Ter road leading from Yosemite to
Stockton via Chinese Camp. A crew
Of men has recently been engaged
breaking through and repairing dam
ace on the read caused bv cloudburstS
last fall. Reservations should be
made in advance at the various camps
and hotels, as there is an Unucualiy
large crowd at the Park. The Ma
f. dera-Raynond-C Coarse Gold-WawOna
road is receiving most OF the travel,
/ particularly from Southern Califor-
MIA points. The Merced- Norman Bar
route to Wawona is also being heav-
lily travelled and carries the bulk OF
northern motorists into the Park.
The Ti6ga road Will be open some
time between July l and 15. The
road from Fresno via Lanes Bridge
and Coarse Gold open and in very
good shape.
Lake Tahoe-The Piacerv1ile route
TO Tahoe is Omen and free from snow
The Auburn -Trucbee route is expect
ed to be open coen, but no definite
date has been set. Il is still closed
with snow over Truckee Pass.
Seouoia and. General Grant Ma
tional Parks-fhese parks were off
cially opened on the morning of May
"A The Park roads have been pat
into good condition fer travel. The
roads leading into the parks are also
in good condition. Paved from Lem
or Cove to Three Rivers, thence fair
~ good diIt road to Sequcia Nation
al Park. Paved Nisalia to Orosi
thence good dirt soad to Genera.
! Grant Park. Both Sand Creek and
. Badger roads open into Genera
/ Glant-the shortest and best route
!. being from Vi~ada over pavement tc
Orosi. thence right over excellent
dirt road through Padper to the Park
Idyllwili-Boah roads, the one
from Hemet and the one from Ban
ming, are open to Idyllwild resort an(