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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23

Tharc was a Corn Meal man to our
house last mite. his naim was Mister
Maze. All lie talked about was Corn
Meal.
1t made mo the hzzickal giant
You aint as big as my Pa, l sed.
& he doant like Corn Meal.
BE still. Bobbic scd Ma.
That is all rite. let the lctte Pest
chatter. scd Mister Maze. II he ate
more Corn Meal insted OF Wheel. he
wud be monr potter he sed TO Ma.
Wheel is too rich for childrens blood,
he Scd. II brakes out on them. ccthcr
in pimples or mecnncss. he sed, &
see yure little son has ciecr com
picXun.
aint mcen, If that is what you
mecn. Sod.
Little children shud be silent in the
presents o. tharc bcttcrs he sed
SO | didcnt say any moar. beekaus
didcnt want to git skoldcd after
he had went. but Ma sed onun.
My little son. scd Ma is brot VI
to be kind TO them wich is kind to
him. & TO Spcck up for his rights wen
he is bccinS abused, scd Ma. Person
ally. sed Ma | wud newer let thing
like Corn Meal mnik me a crank on
what | eat. Sed Ma.
But yuro l.ttel sun shud die yet
scd Mister Maze.
/ doanu want to die yet l sed.
am too yung.
! meen YOU shud be careful what
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23
the air with verse ! have

the air with verse ! have
-" .-..,..u, an feel my music begin
/ retire TO the solitary
gum 9oTesnou .ny study, and there COM
MT my effusions 20 paper, swinging
At intervals on the hind legs OF my
elbow chair. by way OF calling forth
my own critical structures as my pen
Soes on"
To. this piece of self portraiture AL
Ian Cunning ham added few touches
by telling us that as soon as Mrs
Burns heard her husband hum TO him
self She knew that ne had something
on his mind, and was prepared TO see
him snatch up his hat and silently
leave the house. When he was alone
and in the open air, his ideas flowed
freely, words came at will, and he sell
dom returned without having complet-
cd his sing, which he would then have
his wife sing over. and would correct
according 10 the singers view OF what
was most singablc, though rarely in
deed would the poet consent TO Sacri-
flee sense to sound.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23

TLLCSTRA the dilatorinesS of
| artists. story is told OF Whistlcr.
4 certain duke commiss toned
Whistler to paint his wife and infant
son. Whistler began the painting, and
after while announced that no more
sittinGs were required. and the finished
work would be sent home in a few
days. But days, weeks. months years
passed and the duke could not yet his
picture. Finally he caught Whistler
in Pail Mall one afternoon and the
painter said. Il nd that one more sit
ting is necessary. If the duchess will
bring the baby to my studio one day
next week" The duchess" said the
duke. will be most happy TO give you
another sitting, The baby. however,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23

II OBERT Burns described his meth cd
X OF writing in letter TO George
Thomson. the editor of his songs.
He wrote: Il consider the poetic SEN
timent correspondent to my idea OF
the musical eXpresson; then choose
my theme and begin one stanza. When
that is composed. which is generally
the most difficult part OF the business
! walk out sit down. and then look
out for objects in nature around me
that are in unison and harmony with
the coSitations of my fancy and work
inSs of my bosom. humming every
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23
The March of Science.

Old lady whose soldier son has sent
her q cable from India: Yes. they
hc wonderful things. they telegraphs.
Just fancy. it is come from lndy-all
those thousands of miles" Neighbor
And so quick tool" Old lady: Quick
amt the word for il. Why, when I got
il the gum on the envelope wasn't
dry"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23
lI..aeu a. --...lt any

Paris ",;YH
But when they say I should wear
no stockings and adorn my legs with
cosmetics, giving them the dclica G
pink lin; applied to the face. then |
must ignore Partisan style. II gets
very cold in Paris at night, and stock =
inEs arc most comforta bic.
1T was necessary for me to add
nearly eight inches TO the length of
my gowns TO avoid sending Fifth Ave-
nue. into a frenzy when | wore them.
walked down that famous thorough
fare sans stockings and with pink
tint on my legs"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23

Alice joyce plays two roles in the
special production, The Vengeance OF
Durand,' by Rex Beach. which will
soon be released. In the opening
scenes OF tho play she appears as
Marion. wife Of Henri Durand. a retired
man OF wealth. and later is seen as
Scatrice. tho daughter.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23
Movie Calendar

HIJOI--Naximovn's "Thc IIrnt."
- BLlEBIHD-Nary Miles Mintrr,
In "NSonnc From rnriN.''
DROA ID w l-Constanr~ Tnl-
mndgc. In "rhc Tcmpcrnmentai
Wife,"
COLONItl-TheIa Kara, In .'Ln
Belle Russo"
ISlS-f'rnnk I>crnnn's "Au the
World Annme.'
ODEON = William :. Hart. ir
''Wngon Tracks
REN - Rhca Mitchell. in "Tho
Fcud mt Beaver Creek"
NiCToR-ChnrlicC Chaplin. In Tho
Floor Walker"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23
THE DAYS GOOD STORIES
FROM MANY SOURCES.

once when "A whole week was spent
selecting "A jury to try killing. Fin
ally one old fellow seemed to fiji tn
bill and would complete the quota. Ii
had no prcjudiccs, Was not opposed I
capital punishment. and was consid
cred "a valuable lind, SO the prosecut
ing attorney said solcmnly. Juror loo
upon tho prisoner; prisoner, look upO
the Juror.
The old man adjusted his spectacle
and pccrcd at the prisoner 70! tul
half minute. Then. turning TO IN
court he said: Judge. burned II don
believe he's guilty. - san Francisc
ArSoaaut.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23

Where VIII YOU Nnd a greater screen
hero than "BtiI" Hart, the famous
motion picture STAR Echo answers.
where? In MS newest Aircraft picture
Wagon Tracks" which wil! be, Shown
at the Odcou Tneatar today. lie poF-
trays A gu.de in me tj:tics. leading
a wagon train across the deserts and
mountains toward the golden vest by
way OF the historic old santa re ran /.
There are battles Win Indians a
struggle with gamblers, revenge
motive, and love and adventure galore
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23
Affiliated Names

What are thr twins called?" asEc,
one ncighbor OF tho other. Henri
eta" WAS the reply. But not boil
Of them, surely" said the FIRST IL
surprise. certainly not" was the an
swcr. One is named Henry and IN
other Eta
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23
Re1uscltntcd.

a MAN from Nebraska went Into ;
~ saloon in Kansas city and wrot
on piece OF paper. "A glass o
whisky. please"
The bartender did as he was bid an.
gave the man drink. and after II
was finished with this one nc wrot
FOR another. Then he wrote. "Hoy
much do ] owe you
The bartender said that was all r!Kh
because he didn't charge deaf and dunn
men.
The customer spoke IN: IL rr
not deaf and dumb; am from Ncbrash
and was SO dry l couldn't talk Ne
braSka AMEMau.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23

Frank Curricr. tho grand old man"
of Metro pictures, has been loaned to
Famous Players Lasky to play the
role Of the soap baron in 1T Pays to
\ ,iNortiSc."
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23
SCREEN BREVITlES

beauties from The ranks OF the Zicg
field f'ollics were used as mannenuins
for Bert Lytcll's latest picture. LON
barii Ltd"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23

lighting.
tween the boys. Jacks mother urged
him TO make friends with Gerald and
as AN nduccmcnt offered TO give him
n party If ne would invite Gerald 10
be present
The party was great success. but
Gerald did not appear. Mrs. Conn: :
asked:
Where was Gerald Connolly?"
Jack did not know.
Now. Jack" asked the mother. sus-
piciously. did you invite him."
Yes | did! Yes. ma'am | invited
him. and dared him 10 co.nc."-Judge.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23
Grabbed EycrythIne.

WHEN Lloyd George was about
w fourteen. his guardian uncle.
Richard Lloyd. was puzzled what
mako OF him. TO help him in choos-
a career for tho lad he put him in
room with a Bible, an apple and a
shilling Ii the boy chose tho Bible
the was TO bc parson. If the apple ne
was 10 go into horticulture. and Il the
Shilling he Mas 10 be lawyer
: When the uncle went into the room
some time later he found young DAVID
seated on the Bible. eating the apple.
having pa ntcd the shilling 10 look
Ike a sovcrcl gn.-iiunalo Commercial
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23
A PROMPT Dccinion.

etC ELECTING a jury has become one
Of the mos, important features
of the modern tTiah" remarked
a wcM-Enown Judge. and you'd be
SURPRISED how difficult ii is TO get
twelve really Intelligent and unbiased
men together at one time. l recall
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23
NM imoya nj the Bijuu..

-Four PLAYERS who were in the SUI
port OF NaZjnova In her bis orieR;s
drama. Tho Rcd Lantern arc aGai
cast with Hcr in her newest prodUc
lion, Tire Brat" nov BEING shown =
the Bijou Thoator. They are Franz
erie, Darrell ross. Amy Nenoss ant
ar,is;e,s leading man in The Brat
her N Tho Red Lantern" althouE n
he WAS her leading man in all OF her
other big screen successes
In addition Eonuie Hin. Mile Dlycn-
pert and Ethoihert Knott have excel
lent parts m The Brat
"a Temperanental Wife" starring
Constance Ta,madge. which is being
shown at Broadway. is the first q;
4 series Of twelve productions 10 be
made by Miss TalmadEe and which
viii hc distributed ny the First Ma
t!onal EXhibitors' Circuit.
The story was written bv John
Emerson and Anita Loos. we'll known
for their directing and creative ability
for The screen. and IS their first effort
since Their marriage recently.
girl who decides 10 marry only a man
who Viii neither look al nor speak
70 any woman other than herself
Her attempts to make her husband
jealous only serve 20 render her situa-
ton more difficult for herself and
more Interesting for the audience.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23

Into The World A;lame." showing,
at the Isis this week, Frank Keenan,
has thrown mis- natural self. lie wrote
and produced this Dhotodrama. hcliev
ing that by so doing ne would be
offering to the people OF America
workers and capitalists both-a visual
lied solution OF the aGe-old problem
which has rocked the founda tons OF
the world for thousands OF years. But
The World Ala,ne' is not p-opasan
tist picture--it is a powerful drama
o; compelling interest, containing all
OF those elements which 20 to make
UP really worth while screen play.
wonderful message pointing tic way
to permanent Industrial peace. show :,
ing that WORK * not a degraded thing.
A thing OF drudccry and slavery, but
that every kind OF useful work-even
the humblesi-saou!d be identihed by
every kind OF man ana woman; and
so this play begin with the one par
ticular work upon which all the rest
depends. ON tho same hill Treating
'Em Rough" a Mack sennett comedy
is shown.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23

= la'uasrpl os4!pInH aa ngM ,si tXaN I.
PERSONS IL wSDGi!.ooIS s5uo a. 81 81
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23

rheda Bara Mt the Colonial.

TAeda bara INC VAEPlFe and IhcGa
BIra the ideal wife have come face
TO face. The noted screen star has
proved that she is able 10 play the
enc, as effectively as She can play
the other.
In la Belle Russo" which opened
yesterday at the Colonial Theater.
Miss Bara plays the parts OF two diff
ferent characters. one moment she
is shown as tho dcmurc and devoted
wife OF an Impoverished artist the
next sees her as woman who out
wardly resemble the first character.
but whose soul is black. She is
notorious woman OF Paris. yearninC
for conquest. and absolutely un$cruDu!-i
GUS The conflict between these two'
women forms tho climax OF this alb
sorbng photop!ay, which was adapted
for the screen from the drama by.
David BeiaSco.
Miss Bara scored a distinct triumph
in the dual role.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-23
4 Doubtful invitation,

MFRS. CONNOLLY and Mrs. Conner
lVI were very warm friends. but lit
tie Gerald and Jack were always
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08

last column OF the las, page my over
strained nerves gave way. The pa
per slipped from my hands to the
floor and | buried my face in the
arm OF my chair in a paroxysm ot
hystercal weeping
Look At Me-"
! felt my hands drawn upward, and
Dickys face, mystiiied, anxiou.
looked down at me.
"For the love of sanity. MadSe +
he exploded, whatever Is the matter
with you2'
The room whirled with me. How
was | ever to explain my emotion
to my husband' had been so care.
iul TO keep from him any suspicion
of the unpleasant conditions sur.
rounding my teaching at Bayview
that ! knew the revelation OF It now
would not only shock him. but anger
him because Of the deceit he would
Justly consider that | had given him
"I-l-don't know ! stammered
Il guess I'm getting worn out, ner-
vously. / awakened a long while
ago, and alter trying in vain 10 get
back TO sleep, l--l-thought--I would
come down here and read awhile.
There was long silence. | did
not look at Dicky, but | felt his gaze
upon me.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08

ing, and sat down to search for the
thing ] dreaded to find.
First page, second, third, fourth. |
went over them carefully. finally. up
on the iiith. my eyes caught sight OF
an lnconspicuouS headline
FORMER FOOTBALL HERO
FINDS WIFE POISONED.
] read the brief news story fever
ishly, then turned back and read il
again, drawing s1tong breath OF re-
lief when had finished.
For there was nothing In the news
story save the bald facts which Alice
Holcombe had narrated to me. The
cause OF her death was spoken of as
a mysterious poisoning" the source
OF which was in doubt, and it was
further stated that an autopsy was to
be performed 20 determine the nature
OF the poison which was evidently a
quick and powerful one.
There was no hint Of connecting
Kenneth Stockbridge with the death
OF his wife, and no word which could
possibly lead any one TO conjecture
that his marital lie had been any
thing but happy knew enough OF
newspapers TO realize that II poor
Milly Stockbridge's insane threat to
file suit for divorce, naming Alice
Holco mbe and myself, had been pub
lished, the news of il would have
connected with the story OF her death.
Nevertheless, | carefully scanned ev-
cry column OF the paper TO assure my
self beyond all doubt that the horrible
thing was no, hidden in some OBJ
SCure corner.
When had fearfully finished the
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08
My Heart amid
My Husband
By Adele Garrison.
BY Adele Garrison.
What Dicksy Said to Msdge when
He Found Her

TINE long drawn whistle Of III,
newspaper train brough, me t,
my feet Quivering. | dressed
hurriedly, opened my door with in
finite care that no one of the family
should be disturbed, and stole down
stairs to the hall, where ! huddled
into high-backed chair-one OF
Dicky's treasures--to wait for the ap-
pearance OF the paper man
At last ! heard the clump OF his
feet in the driveway. counted the
steps with icverish iupatience until
they lNalted a little way from the
veranda. Then the thud OF the fold
ed newspaper as it left the skilful
hand OF the delivery man and struck
the door told me that my vigil was
ended.
Relief of Tears
I waited until was sure the man
was out OF sight before unbarrlng
the door and taking the paper in.
Then after fastening the door took
the paper TO the library--the most
secluded room downstairs-switched
OIL the light, for the dawn outside
was not vet strong enough for read
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08
IDRRIS MAY co
rs FIRST U. S.
ENVOY TO HUNS
Berlin Says Minister TO Swe-
1 den Is Slated for Job.

BERLIN, Sept. SRA Nelson Nor
iis, United States minister to Sweden,
according to a report received here,
has been selected as Americas first
ambassador 10 the German republic.
Official announcement, according
10 the same report, naturally will not
b made until the state OF war. which
technically continues to exist between
Germany and the United States, IS
ended either by ratification of the
treaty or by special resolution OF the
tenate.
The origin of the report is difficult
b trace but IT appears TO have come
by way of Paris and the Hague. AS
the Germans are much interested, il
not more so, in the question as 10 who
will represent American in Berlin the
report has attracted much attention,
particularly because OF Mr. Morris
efforts at Stockholm In 'hc matter OF
bringing German prisoners home IN
Russia
| No less Interest i, shown in the
more vague rumorS coming from New
York by way OF Parl, tha, the plcSi-
dent will name Samuel Untermire for
she post Other reports credit Henry
Morgenthau with aspiring to the
Berlin ambassadorship The latter
pas regarded here with more or less
Savor at one time, but his book on the
Nsr apepafs to have robbed him OF
some of his popularity here.
Friends of Robert p. Skinner,
United States consul general in Lon
Non and formerly at Berlin, who has
been called the ableSt official in the
consular service, also are credited
with putting him forward a, a candi-
date for the Berlin ambassadorshp
In reports reaching here.
! The Germans as yet have not agreed
~ to the most suitable man for the
Washington post. By general agree
ment il is for Germany the most i'm
portant foreign post and that the best
man available must he selected but
opinion continues to diiisr widely as
TO who that is.
Great Britain's appointment OF Lord |
Grey TO Washington has caused the |
lists to he reopened for another re.
view OF the men considered qualified |
Haniel Won Halmhau~m former |
counsellor to the German embassy at |
Washington under Count Won Bern,
storii, has practically been dropped |
from consideration for Wa hington
and pressure i, being bropght 20 hear
10 shit consideration Of Dr. Solf |
9rom the Washington 10 the London
post. |
Prince Herman Hatfield who was
eecretary TO the German embassy III
London for a time under Metternich
and who later retired to enter the
banking business in London and
Csunt George WedeL chief censor in
the foreign office during the first
years Of the war, but who was forced |
oat Of office by Ludendorii on the
ground that he was a dcieatist, are
among the latest names mentioned for |
the Washington post. Both are very |
wealthy.
Count Won Brockdorif-Rant1au has
now been substituted for Count Won
Bernstorii for the Rome embassy, but !
II is not yet known whether ne will
accept,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08

Look at me" he burst out thickly
at last
! raised my eyes miSerably to his.
met in them the old, angry. Jealous
look which had not seen in Dicky's
eyes for many months.
THAT spiel won't 60" he said
coarsely, Il happened to be wake
tul too, this morning, and | heard
YOU when you stole downstairs. |
thought at first you'd gotten hungry
or something, and thought nothing
about il. Then | heard you take in
the morning paper and go in the Ii
brary. ] waited for awhile, and de-
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08
Give the Lad a w atch!

Schooltime is here; and you can
well enough afford an extra few
dollars to make the boy proud Of
his very own watch. 1t need not
be costly one; but if you choose
it here it will be a dependable
one.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08
A Home Recipe for
Wrinkled, Saggy Skin

The famous saxollte lotion recommended
by beauty specialists for removing wrinkles
and for reducing distended pores. can
easily bo made At home. Ask your drug.
gist for saNolltc In powdered form one
ounce, and half pint Of witch hazel Dis
solve tho powder In tho witch hazel and
bpths the face. neck and hands In tho
solution. Results are remarkable and in
Simultaneous Tho skin tshtens. and this
naturally reduces tho wrinkles. as we'll as
ereSses or folds about the neck. checks
0r hands. Tho tissue beneath tho skin
also becomes frner and more solid
One feels much refreshed and oxhil.
aratod after using this truly wonderful
preparation Many women look five or
ten years younger after using this only a
short time. CAdv)
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08
Man WASTES AWAY BY
inches

In all sections OF ths country are
mon who used 10 be strong, virils men
--splendid specimens Of health. but
whose vitality and strength have fallen
from them. They have become thin
and pale and nervous. Their ambi-
,tion has all gone and left them unable
10 perform even tho simplest tasks
without fear OF failure. The Joy OF life
10 like closed book 20 them. They
spend hours brodlng over fanCled
vronEs They cannot sleep nights, but
lie awake worrying over impending
OWL Their vitality Is destroyed Their
existence is more like living death
than NE. what Is the cause OF IT.
Most Of these Ills In men are caused
by acid stomach. the great curse OF the
American nation, and Nhat such men
need ID pepsinol TO build them up, 10
restore their strength TO them. Pep
ainol II en- active digcstant. gentle
laxative ard tonic. u invigorHtes the
entire system and gives TO rundown
9ound. healthful sumher. strong virlc |
4 eody and nerves ana a sense of wen be- |
s49 mat makes them capable OF dong |
eu sorts OF things that in their weak |
med condition they could not ever con- |
Template without foreseeIng failure
repslnoi aids digestion and corrects |
constipation, not by treating the |
symptoms. hut by removing the cause |
of these disorders. II prevents. the nc. !
Cumulauon In the system OF undigested
4 GOOD. Pepslnol is blood purifier. Pep
Oonea keeps the bowels moving freely
!: ~ naturally every day. Pepsinol
G0nDnoes the lower bowel where waste
H Gottef ferments and generates poison
~ misses into the blood pcpsinol
Il tM01sU the complexion ana keeps II
~ ors Pepeinol keeps the breath Hweet.
N oveFcomes nervousness and
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08
Twenty Hurt in
Interurban Wreck

BELLEVlLLE. Ill, Sept g.
Twenty person, were injured, five
seriously, when an interurban car
and a truck collided six miles west OF
here. All OF the injured were ST,
Louisans.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08
u. S. ENJOYS DENY
BELGIAN AGREEMENT

PARIS, Sept 8.-Members OF the
American delegation a, the peace con-
ference deny all knowledge Of an
agreement, reported in the British
press, by which the United State, and
England guarantee Belgium against
German aggression.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08
Rod Checks
That Won't
Wash of
Healthy Blood Makes a Healthy Color.

Healthy Blood Makes Healthy Color.
When the blood is in bad condition, the skin
plainly shows it and you cannot hide it with paint or
powder Lack of energy is another indication Of
poor blood.
Thin, Weak Blood does not supply the necessary
nourishment and warmth to make strong bodies
powerful minds, bright eyes and good complexions
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08

oided Id come down and take a slant
at the news myself And then | hear
this wild weeping and find you like
this.
Something's doing that don't
know anything about. but don't make
any mistake, I'm going to know righ,
now"
(Copyrlsht)
W. NJ. Williams. Tailor has moved
TO 207tl West Main.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-08

' woman was made from Adams
rib" yes, and man hasn't been all
there since boston Transcript.