The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1919-05-02
THE HIRED MAN

"Mr Hired Man: How big would
an adults stomach be II 1t was never
nnduly overfed" The normal stom-
ach OF normal man would hold about
nuart, all told, if he had never
Stretched it with good appetite.
"Mr. Hired Man: Can person live
s;nless life?" He can come in one
Eli There are not many of the nam
ID Gins that the Bible are o. K. to
Len IT'D. Jesus saves folks from their
Ems and not in their sins. If you sin,
however, you have an advocate with
he Father, even Jesus Christ.
"Mr. Hired Man: rs my neighbor
the man across the way who turns his
cow out after l go to bed to let her
eat nv grass?" This makes me I'M
derstand that somebody near by is
grazing your lawn at nights. have
Known quite lot of stock in my day
that STAYED pretty close at home dur
ing the day, but got out nights. A
man is your enemy and not your
,neighbor at all, who goes in cahoots
with his old critters to steal from you.
"My wife is 46, poor health, run
down and cross and l am unhappy.
What shall dol" Your wife wrote
this question herself and you don't
know anything about it. She wants to
held YOU see the point. Fire the man
who helps on the farm and get hired
woman in the house if you can't afford
both. Let your wife sleep until the
third call for breakfast and see that
she gets three oranges each day three
bananas each day, big fat omelet
for supper, juicy beef steak for din
ner and YOU sleep in the spare room
alone.
What will become of US when all
these Liberty Bonds are to be paid
back to the purchasers" Why that
is easy enough. There is generation
Of boys and girls coming on who do
not now buy bonds. They ought to
be willing to pay for a country in
which we have made it fit to live. We
are right now paying the war debt OF
1860 and history is to repeat itself oo
years from now.
"Mr. Hired Man: Can believe just
what I want to believe and turn the
other DOWN. You may try to make
yourself believe that you believe that
which you don't believe and you may
trv to make yourself think you don't
believe that which you do believe. But
as a matter of fact you do not have
any more to do about what you be-
lieve than with the color of your eyes
1t is gift of God, and that not o.
yourself.
"How can we get rid of ants" i
depends where they are. If they are
outside in the ground, very gooe
way is to stir them up a few times ant
mae it so unpleasant that they will
beat it. A splendid way is to stil
them up and bury bottle so It:
mouth will be level with the ground
They will 60 down in the bottle ant
cannot get out. If they are in YOU
pantry, clean up and cover up thing.
and wipe off those in sight and scat
ter some about the shelves.
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"Can crooked foot be straighten
cui IL a CHIC 1901 Is CIOohCu, ~ !
not much Of job to have it repaired
II crooked bnes arc allowed to sta,
that way too long, the matter is NOR
difficult However, do not despai
Of most any case. for the surgeons ar
doing wonders in these days. Their
is brand of crookedness, however
that is hard to get straight and thi
might effect the feet also
Can decent man love two womel
at the same timer" Yes. very nicely
He might even have more than on
married daughter.
Has the auto come to stay or vii
it die out" I have one that came I,
its shed six months ago and II is still
there. II has come to stay. A FEY
dollars would put II on Its feet in goo
shape once more, but Il Is simply stay
ing there where Il was put. Serious
iiy now. the auto Is going to stay eve
it rugs and farm machinery must loo
elsewhere for abiding places. Buy tn
pest auto YOU can afford and trea