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Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

The Great Doctors Promise.
D lub, blub, blub. rose the bubbles
- from the spot where the Great
Doctor and the fat black cook had
disappeared into the pool Billy
and the Genie, diving after them.
came up promptly, Billy with his
hand clutching the negro's collar
and the Genie with his hand grip
ping the Great Doctors hair. Judge
Owl, whose claws were so tangled in
the cooks kinky wool that he
couldn't let go when the black
plunged into the pool, came up
spluttering and gasping.
1t took but minute for Billy and
the Genie to bring the two half
drowned men to shore. There they
lay while the water poured from
their mouths. Judge Owl freed
himself from the robe in which he
was tangled and dragged himself up
the bank.
"Whoop! No more jokes for me-"
he spluttered. Il always get the
worst Of it when play ghost
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

Our Nebraska legislature will be called to
meet in extra session if its vote alone would
complete ratification of the equal suffrage
amendment But it is not likely to get down
to the vote of single state before the legis-
lature would meet again in usual course.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

Genie's real color were bronze. And
she wondered, too, II he were really
a Genie. In the midst Of her won
dering things around her faded away
and there she was fast asleep.
I'm the next story Peggy discovers the
secret of the Genie)
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

The federal suffrage amendment just sub
mtted for state ratification was drafted in it's
present form by Susan B. Anthony and Eliza
beth Cady Stanton in 1875 What is more, this
product of femininity is not ashamed to own
up to its age.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

Divorce is another social evil that will not
be eradcated by treatment of surface ailments
The remedy called for must be preventive more
than curative.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07
BACK TO YANKEE LAND

From mo Mans Land
To Yankee land
The boys are coming back,
These pistoleers
With souvenirs
And German bric-a-brao,
And from Paree,
A fleur-de-lis,
Parle-vous Francois I ken;
But, alta boy"
I'll say It's Joy,
To be back home again.
From war to peace,
No kitchen police,
No taps or reveille;
No guard duty,
Or small "cootie."
And beds Of straw and hay.
This is the life,
After the strife.
My hearts all in a whirl-
No French maid near
To say Mon cher"
But real American girl.
Now the army,
And the navy,
No more the boys command;
No more salute,
Or backing boot,
And no attention stand.
For Uncle Sam
We always am
Whenever he'll demand,
But with our pack,
Glad to be back
In good old Yankee land.
CHORUS:
We crossed the ocean briny,
And defeated Fritz" and "Heinie"
With the Trenches" and the
"Tommies'' drove them back to
Fatherland.
And when we gave them HE'LL
'Kamerad' we'd hear them yell,
For they were in fear to fight
The boys who came from Yankee
land. "BELLVIEW,"
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

Chicago is seeking authority from the leg
isiature to erect a municipal convention hall
which means that Chicago expects again to en-
tertain one, or both of the big president-nom-
mating conventions to be held next year. It's
all right with u.s.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

Some method in that bolshevist madness that
floods European countries with counterfeit
money. Propaganda and profit are thus made
to 20 hand in hand
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

When Count Rantzau says that if he were
the allied premiers he would be afraid to "as-
sumo equality with God" he is strangely
reminiscent of certain German ruled who used
to boast of being the senior member of similar
partnership
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

Wisconsin and Illinois will compete to be
first to ratfy the federal suffrage amendment.
The democratic states of the solid south will
not get into the competition at ALL
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

terms by flying black flags Well, that's better
than flying red flags, anyway.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

Evidenced by his telegraph and telephone
performances, Postmaster General Burleson is
peeved and doesn't care who knows it.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

Present estimates of the prospective railroad
administration deficit for 1919 total $500000O00
Can any one see the rates coming down?
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

With Jefferis and Reavis on the investigating
committee Nebraskans will feel that the inquiry
into War department expenditures instituted by
the house will be both searching and fair.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

When the iceman cries "Ice" this summer
he will make more noise than ever.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

How long will insurrection continue in
Mexico? Just so long as it is safer for the
Mexican outlaws to rob and kill as rebels rather
than as bandits
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

Independent meat packers are to form
merger, after which they will no longer be in
dependent
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

If the heads of our police department are
doing, as they say, the best they cen, they are
still not doing we'll enough to satisfy Omaha,
much less to fulfill promises made by them and
for them,
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07
A Canadian Soldier.

Sdndulhn SOIOlcr.
Naomi-For information regard
ing Canadian soldiers write to the
Department of Militia and Defense,
Ottawa, Canada. Be sure to give full
name Of the soldier, his army num-
ber, regiment and any other desig-
nation you have for him. If your
letters are returned, marked "de-
ceased" it would indicate that the
young man is dead.
The 2Sth engineers have been in
the service of the First and Second
armies: as these organizations were
broken up, the regiment was sched-
uled for sailing home in May. The
regiment is composed of white men.
/ is address two weeks ago was A. p
o. 744, at Hondicourt. You do not
state the company in which you are
interested.
P. H.-For the missing articles
write to the bureau of personal eff
fects, port Of debarkation, Hoboken,
N. j.
c. H. T.-Men attending the A. e.
F. educational center may choose
between returning to the United
States with their organizations or
remaining to complete the term of
three months. Students attending
the French and British universities
agreed upon their entrance to the
university to remain the full term.
Iowa-A few detachments of the
seth division have come in. 1t is
scheduled to return this month.
A Soldiers Friend-An announce
ment from Washington dated May
"a says:
"Revised plans for the return Of
the overseas forces provide for the
sailing from France of all American
troops except those of the regular
divisions, by June -, General March,
chief of staff, announced today"
Further: A man drafted or who
enlisted for the duration of the war
only, may be held over not over four
months after signing Of the peace
treaty.
Our records do not show Sew
enth company in the Second Me-
chanics regiment, air service. The
Third regiment has a Seventh COM
pany. Are you sure your designa-
ton is correct?
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

Those fashionable furs should prove usefu
as well as ornamental for the June bride honey
moon.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

u Wonder what kind of blue goggles Mr. Van
derlip wore on his recent visit to Europe
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07
TODAY
The Day We Celebrate.

Edward A. Smith, attorney-at-law, born 1871
E. Buckingham, general manager of the
Union Stock Yards company born June 7, 1858.
Dr. John w. Koutsky, South Side physician,
born 1873.
Hon. George H. Murray, premier of Nova
Scotia, born at Grand Meadows, N S., So years
ago.
Prof Charles G. Barkla of Edinburgh unver-
sty, winner of the Nobel prize for physics in
1917, born AZ years ago.
Lord Halifax who is about to retire from
the presidency of the English Church Union
after more than so years in office, born 80 years
ago.
Albert Sidney Burleson postmaster general
of the United States, born at San Marcos, Tex,
Sc years ago.
Malcolm R. Patterson, former governor of
Tennessee, now leader in the prohibition
movement. born at somerville, Ala, So years
ago.
Thirty Years Ago in Omaha.
E. A. Sothern presented his great success,
Lord CHUNKY" at Boyd's Opera house to fine
audience mo more interesting performance
has ever been witnessed in Omaha
Mrs. Upton, wife of Senator T. w. Upton
and granddaughter of Brownville, are guests at
the home of J. J. Mercer.
William Tindal has been selected gardener
to assist the park commission.
Dr. George E. Miller of the park board has
been authorized to arrange for music at JET
ferson square and Hanscom park
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07
DREAMLAND
ADVENTURE
By DADDY.

peggy. Billy and Mighty Bronze Genie
seek the Great Doctor to get new legs
for Lame Laddie. The Great Doctor Is
accidentally knocked into a deep pool. and
the Genie and Billy dive to the rescue.)
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

Those Austrans should be reminded agai
that they have only themselves to blame
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

where shall I drop your" absent mind
ed1y asked the owner of an air limousine
who was taking friend out for a little
ride.
Jog on a few hundred miles further"
said the friend Were over the Atlantic
ocean now."-Birmingham Age Herald.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

|, The last policy to be considered Is
the long-term endowment, which
natures at age 81. The insured
pays premiums on this policy until
he is 81 years old, at which time he
receives the face value of his policy
in a lump sum. This policy is pure
ly an old age policy. 1t provides alb
solutely for that period In life which
is SO much neglected. Age 81 Is a
logical time for an insurance policy
to mature, because this age marks
the end Of a mans working daysand
therefore he needs something to re-
place his earning power. Statistics
prove that about one man out Of %
at this age Is independent, and this
fact proves how essential 1t is for a
man to carry this type of policy. In
surance Is a business that eliminates
the possibility Of the loss of a mans
earning power. This earning power
may be lost either through prema-
ture death, disability, or old age.
These are the three contingencies
that a man wishes to guard against
in Insurance. and this long-ter en-
dowment, which natures at age 81,
meets every one Of these three re-
quirements. A man is very conser-
vative by the time he reaches this
age and he is not apt to lose this
money in reckless speculation.
The yearly premium on each
$1,000 of insurance on the govern
ment policy is as follows:
Age 20. ...$1701 Age 80. .$23.74
Age 25... 1885 Age 35... 1880
For further information address,
Conservation Section, Bureau of War
Risk Insurance, Washington, D. c.
(Save This Article)
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

. Folks acquired the habit of responding dur
ing the war. Keep it up!
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-07

Iowa-A few detachments Of the
| seth division have come in. 1t is
scheduled to return this month.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28

full of bread crumbs and cupful of
thin cream, bring to the boiling polut,
then add two hard.cooked eggs finely
chopped, half box of sardiEes
freed from the skin and bones, and
salt, pepper and paprika to taste.
Bring again to the boiling point and
serve at once.
Drop cookies.-Cream one-fourth of
a cupful of shortening, add one-third
of cupful of ginger sirup and half a
cupful of strained honey with one egg
slightly beaten. Mix and sift two and
three-fourths cupfuls Of -four. with two
teaspoonfuls of cream Of tartar, one
teaspoonful of soda and half a. tea
spoonful Of salt. Add to the first mix
ture, beat well, drop from the tip Of a
teaspoon onto a buttered sheet and
bake In a moderate oven.
Spanish Ragout.-In deep cas-.
serole put some fat or oil, slice a few
onions and add Glove or two Of gar
lie, little mace, salt and pepper.
brown well then lay on top of these
vegetables pigs liver with very little
water, just enough to keep from burn.
Ing. Cover and cook two hours. The
liver will shrink and absorb most of
the contents Of the pan. When cold II
slices nicely.
Newport Pound cake.-Cream sew.
en-eights of a cupful OF butter, add
one and half cupfuls of -four grad
ually. and teaspoonful of vanilla.
Beat the yolks Of tive eggs until thick
and lemon-colored and add one and a
half cupfuls of powdered sugar grad.
ually. Combine the mixtures. add the
whites of the eggs beaten stiff and sift
over one teaspoonful. of baking DOW.
der. Beat thoroughly. turn into a deep
buttered cake pan and bake one hour
In moderate oven.
Mustard Plekles.-To gallon of
vinegar add ohe.half cupful of mus
tard. one cupful Of salt and two cup,
fuls of brown sugar. Drop In the
pickles as they are gathered; cover
with horseradish leaves.
Be sure to put In store for
winter "a few quarts OF cherries
prepared as follows: Wash the
cherries unstemmed and place in, 4
fruit jar: half all the jar with good
vinegar and all with cold water, add 4
teaspoonful of salt to a quart and seal
as usual. They make delicious
pickle to serve in the place of olives.
Nsaa ht.k~s ~saQ
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28

/ improved in health 20 / could do INV
housework; we now have little one, aIi
vegetable v % Con- Compound msI's i Mrs. nkesm 9. s.
JOHNSON, r. No. 8, Ellensburg, Wash.
: There are women everywhere who
loEg for children In their homes yet are
denied this Happiness on account of
some functional disorder which in most
eases would readily yield TO Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Such women should not give up hope
until they have given this wonderful
medicine q trial, and for special advice
write Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co.,
Lynn, Mass. The result Of 40 years
experience 10 ct your service.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28
Already Occupied.

Harold and his mother had been on
journey and on coming home stopped
at hotel. When they had retired
they found the bed full of bedbugs.
They summoned the landlady and
asked her for another room, where
upon she said: "Why, didn't know
there was a single bedbug here" NO"
replied Harold. "they's all married and
has got Chicago American.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28

peel very thin and remove the white
inner rind. Chop the rind very fine,
or put through the meat grinder; also
grind the pulp. To pint Of pulp and
rind add one and one-Quarter pints
OF water; boil twenty minutes. Re-
move from. the heat and let stand
twenty-four hours, then measure and
add one and one-quarter quarts Of
sugar to one quart of pulp. Boil an
hour and half. or until the fruit is
thick.
Amber MarmaIade.-Take one each
OF large grapefruit, orange and lemon,
wash and wipe and cut fine. shred the
peellng In thin strips, dlscarding the
seeds. Add three and half quarts
OF cold water and let stand over night.
The next day cook until the peel Is
very tender and again set aside over
night. The next day add FIVE pounds
of sugar and cook until the sirup Is
thick. Store as jelly.
Tomato conserve.-Take four quarts
of ripe. fine tomatoes; add four
pounds Of sugar. six large lemons and
ore cupful of raisins. Prepare as
usual and cook until thick. Seal In
glasses.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28
eoIno 10 se Married.

My husband and went to strange
town to be married. and after we got
on the car we asked a man the way
to the courthouse. He told us where
to turn after so many blocks and We
started out and arrived at the jail.
Wonder If he was married, tooi-Gli-
cago Tribune.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28

hUus y SOVu QeM VI
the time was not
able to go about.
Our greatest desire
was to have O child
IN our home and on
day my husban,
came back from
town with q bottle
Of Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable
Co m pound and
wanted me to try IL.
It brought relief
= n Z
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28

perhaps the best known.
A conserve which Ia a
marmalade Of mixtures
of fruit is always an nd
dition to any menu.
Here are a few worth
keeping and handing
down:
Orange Marmalade.--
Take one dozen oranges,
hnlf a dozen lemons.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28

I'll tender; then chop and
return TO the fire. pour
over a well-seasoned
French dressing and
serve as a vegetable.
creamed Eggs With
Sardines.-M elt four
tablespoonfuls of butter.
add nne-fnurlh of a cnn.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28

Four seeds drop in every hill;
One for the worm to harm,
One for the frost to kill,
And two for the barn.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28
Fresh Meat.

"At last the wolf is at the door,
swell, coax him In and we'll eat
him. Boston Evening Transcript.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28
THE JOY OF
MOTHERHOOD.
Came to This Woman after
Taking Lydia e. Pinlkharn's
Vegetable Compound to
Restore Her Health

Ellensburg, Wash. -" After I was
married / was not well for long time
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28
sEAsoNAsLE GOOD THINGS.

A delicious way of serving beets, the
tender young ones, is to cook them un-
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28
MANY MARMALADEs,

MnrmaIades may be prepared from
various kinds of fruit. The apple. is
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28
lie FI|Eg|
GAIBNfg|ElH :
The men who are not satisfied
Are they who set the pace
The men who do not meet defeat
With calm, eontented face.

The men who labor on and on
With minds and fingers skilled
They are the great unsatisfied
Who plan and fight and build.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28

The ability to say mo" is the real
secret of success.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1919-08-28

The only key to the location of a buried
treasure is a chart flag cut up and divided
years before among six adventurers. Dick
and Polly have one piece and Scarface a
second. He kills Polly's father gets her
flag and starts after the treasure. Other
holders join Dick and they pursue Scar
face TO the Gulf of Mexico. battling ban
dts and hostile AZtecs. They are cap
tured on raft by Scarface and left
buried to their necks on the beach TO
perish In the rising tide.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-10-28
A MAYOR WHO FAILED.

CHARLES PooRNIAN, Of Canton is not the first
" Ohio mayor who has been removed from office fer
s.ure 70 rise to the occasion time Of great public Stress
hut that does not make any the less impressive the sorry
figure which Furman now cuts 1t seems but few weeks
sDce OLE Hanson the then executive Of Seattle, became
national hero because when the radicals Of that town under
ooL to start an industrial revolution he carried the hight
Tgbt to them and soon had them whipped to standstl
In contrast with that we have Pooman, who is held up TOR
nublic inspection as man who failed miserably
Thanks to the power which the governor has this weak
MAYOR is no longer menace 10 the peace and tar name
# The city, In at least one other commonwealth, New
York the chief executive Of the state government has the
power to remove local officers who will not or who cannot
function as the law requires and public opinion expects
and it ought to exist in every state tor without ooqD
has tendency to keep weak local Objects up to Their duties
and TO make the natural demagogues and the gang pol
clans realize that they go too far they may lose out alto
gether.
Such power should be safeguarded, Of course to pre-
vent It being used by unworthy governors bent upon Great
inc personal political machine satisfying political
vengeance, but it should exist Especially it should be
made to run concurfeny with all 50 called local self gov
eminent schemes Cities every once in awhile work hem
selves into fever because they believe they are too much
rammeled by state control Wheeling doing that now.
But every once in awhile something happens which demon
srates that while municipalities should be given enough au-
tonomy to permit freedom to develop and meet their own
particular problems with free hand certain amount OF
control is almost essential
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-10-28
..I E5z.Ii!s.1.

In looking over the papers of Noah
Harbert, born 1908 in Harrison coun-
ty, then in Virginia, died 1899 at his
home on Rock creek in Sardis dis
trict Of Harrison county, now West
Virginia an interesting document
has been discovered by his son Noah
A. Harbert, who still lives at the
family home 1t is land grant, or
patent-rlght deed, made out on
Sept. Ii, 1881 by lieutenant Cover
nor Beverly Randolph, of Virginia,
for "a tract of land oil Jones Run III
Eagle district. The grant was made
to Peter Cornelison and when Noah
Harbert, deceased. fell heir to por-
ton of the land the paper was trans
mitted to him.
The land grant is well preserved
in spite of its age of its one hundred
and thirty-two years. State seal of
Virginia is still attached to the do
cument but it is simply a patch of
sheep skin and greatly in contrast to
the flashy state seals of today. The
land grant reads:
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-10-28
A POLITICAL VETO.
against al enemies.


IORESIDENT WILSON in his totally unexpected
veto Of the prohibition enforcement act strikes legal;
istc attitude, but his purpose was entirely POLITICAL and
,6s Ill he signs fail his acton will next year react quite
Al much 10 the injury of his party did his dramatic
appss d the country to elect Democratic congress
Congress linked up the enforcement of war time and
constitutional prohibition so that the organization of The
forces be needed to carry the law into effect might
be upon a permanent basis right away npursuing this
eonlss the law makers did precisely what the management
81 great railroad system or large private corporation
would have done Another object Of the nittogether
chse to spare the country the disgrace and physical
damage Of drink orgy between the two prohibition
periods
By taking The stand he did Mr. Wilson forced con-
which Is controlled by the Republican party to go on
cord or 81 against the liquor traffic. True there had
moi until quite recently any political issue in this wave
Of prohibition Legislation which eliminated in making the
country dry but if the President as the titular leader of
he Democratic party wants to make politics out Of 1t the
Republicans will be quite willing to accept the issue and
soto the country omit
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-10-28

After he gets into congress there is nothing to pre-
vent senator or representative from introducing bills,
and as result the percentage of ridiculous proposed
acts runs rather high each session Senator Thomas bill
authorizing the government to put the army at work
in the mines and on the railroads, however is excep-
tionay absurd 1t is on par with the Wholesale Coal
association resolution in favor of revvng the draft IN
order to get men to man the mines and Tim sheas dec
laration that the locomotive remen would not obey the
antistrke provision if it were enacted However, the
public is pretty intelligent and it does not pay much
attention to those individuals who in times of stress talk
and act without thinking.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-10-28
TRg TEIS AND
FRA VEST
By tn hard.
,TenshnnI
ByMiBard.


'Tenshunl
/ see in a Times headline this morn
ing that Policemen in Canton to be
Augmented. This is very interest
ing. Many persons am sure viii fol-
low the procedure with interest. AS
a rule policemen are already well aug
mented, usually about the waist line.
The dispatch from the Ohio town does
not say just where the policemen VIII
be augmented, but It is assumed that
the established precedent will be fol
lowed and the augmentation will be
at the belt. II the idea Is success,
/ think will try to secure job on
the Canton force. / am sadly In need
Of being augmented. In that connection,
might say I have several good points,
l will have no objection to having these
points covered over with little more
meat. AT the current price Of baked
beans and beefsteak it is impossible
for any Individual to augment himself.
/ am very glad that the city Of Canton
is public spirited enough in this mat.
ter. That word augment" must have
been happy bought for the headwrt-
or on the Times last night. 1t fig
ures prominently on the first page
this morning.
D Parade RestI