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Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06
Debris by .Z2oaue
Cleared Up by I3weN

They've got this Dress-Up and,
Cleanup Week just hind side to.
Next year they ought to arrange it
different-clean up first and then
dress-up. What's the use OF dress
ing up and then getting dirty again
cleaning up?
Well, we've got the dolling up out
OF our system and so it's now us
for the renovating. This admoni-
tory propaganda can be taken in
personal sense by those apparent
house jewellers who haven't any
cellar or back yard to manicure,
but let's get down to the real clean
up idea-tin cans, old papers, rags
and dead soldiers" Things do
clutter up, don't they?
The Nasty Old Furnace.
Sometimes the old furnace won't
digest all the trash we mean to dis
pose of and it sort O collects and
collects, and the ash pile out by the
back fence gets bigger and bigger,
and the tin cans get more numerous
and rustier and the man with the
wagon doesn't seem to appear on the
horizon for months, but when the
robins start propogating and the
worms stretch themselves out on the
sidewalk it's about time to make the
annual resolution.
Of course you throw some of your
stuff over the fence into your neigh
boris yard and he throws some of
his own into yours, so it's about
ffty-hfty. It's sort of discriminating
evidence to have dead soldiers
around so the best course to persue
is to dig a hole out by the ash pile
and then some dark and turgid night
tip-toe out and deposit the last win
ter's accumulation therein.
Safety first!
And then there's the gutter.
The Dead Leaves Question.
Did you ever nonchalently and
surreptitiously sneak out over the
front walk and deposit your dead
leaves, etcetera, in the public high
way, counting on the assistance of
]. Pluv to help you out? Then
there's the incinerating method but
your clothes smell of smoke for a
week. !
To~this yearly cleanup manifesto
there is usually added the paint-up
amendment. This doesn't necessa-
rily mean to paint the town bril- |
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06

Though strange, unbelievable peace
settled over the Argonne with the sign
Ing OF the armistice. life changed little for
the road members.
One pensive negro was gravely ladling
the soup mud out of the center OF the
highway when his rowing eye was caught
by the CLEAN of two service stripes on
the sleeve Of a soldier who was walking
laughing by. The road worker paused
in his labors and gazed increduously.
my Gawd," he murmured. dat white
man has been a whole yeah in dis country
an he kin stfn laff"-stars and Stripes
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06
LEO DID HIS CHUNK.

Ran into Leo Donnelly, Thes-
plan and Knight of the Volney
club the other day.
Last time we saw Leo was in
the old citadel at Verdun, in
France, far deeper underground
than we want to be again tor
some time to come. 1t was in
Y. NJ. c. A. uniform, and was
right at the hip of the American
First army, with its theatrical
unit, putting on entertainments for
the soldiers.
It's our opinion that too little
has been said about these enter
taimnent units sent out by the
ny" and manned, and womaned.
too, for that matter, mainly by
professionals who volunteered for
that particular, line of service:
They did a wonderful work, and
no matter what soldiers may say
of the shortcomings of the "Y"
in other directions, you never
heard any raps for the entertain
ment end.
We heard a very great deal
about two units in particular. One
was Donnelly's unit. The other
was made up of Tommy Gray,
Elizabeth Brice, Margaret Mayo
and Bill Morrisey. We heard
much about others, too, but it
happened we were brought in con-
tact quite a bit with the troops
among whom the units named did
a lot of work, and the soldats re-
membered them.
Leo was one of the favorites
with the combat divisions. He was
always working very close up to
the front lines, and his trail led
him through parlous places. The
fact that he is himself an old SOL
der gave him an understanding Of
the soldier. Leo served with the
old Seventy-hrst New York in
Cuba, and was very badly wound
ed. He was a real acquisition for
the "Y," because in addition to
his experience he is one funny
guy, and can make people laugh.
Which, in our opinion, is better
than making them cry.
: Ted-Kid Lewis.
1t seems to US that some of the
folks are little unkind in their
summing up of Ted-Kid Lewis.
the former welterweight cham
pion, who has just retired to St.
Vincent's hospital suffering from
some mysterious ailment that
probably had something to do
with his recent defeat by Jack
Britton.
Ted is undoubtedly a sick man,
1t is all very we'll to say that his
condition the night he fought
Britton detracts nothing from
Jacks victory, but we cannot Ell
tirely coincide with that view.
Jack has no greater admirer than
the writer. He's grand fighter,
and a grand fellow, but we doubt
if even Jack himself takes any
vast amount of credit to himself
for licking sick man.
Lewis has done a sensible thing
in going to hospital and giving
the sawbones a chance to find out
just what's the matter with him
and curing it. He never had a
very healthy look at his best, and
his ailment has probably been
building up inside him for years.
When he comes out he ought to
be better than ever. The Lewis
Britton series can then resume at
the old stands.
Lewis may never regain his title
by knocking out Britton, but be-
ing younger, he ought to outlive
Jack, and recover it through lega-
cy, at least, in any event, we can't
believe Lewis is nearly through.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06
SIIHmin1 Her Are

Ever have any trouble with your in
genue?"
1--WE used to have some trouble with
her," replied the manager, but her press
agent solved the problem"
How"
whenever she has tantrum he gets
the newspapers to publish the pictures of
her two who are now holding COM
missions under Pershng in France.'-Bir-
ming ham Ags-Hsrald. -
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06
Bouquet of Live Human Interest Stories About People

rooms down there. Where do you
stop when you get to Omaha?
Second soldier: Why, at the Inca
hotel -
First soldier: The Inca hotel?
I've lived in Omaha for years, but
never heard of the Inca hotel.
Second soldier: Yep, it's the
Inca hotel I'm stopping at. -.
First soldier: How do you spell
the name of that hotel, anyway?
Second soldier: Why, don't you
know?-Y. M, c. A.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06
THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL!

We look in vain among the great
soldiers, statesmen and diplomats Of
today to see face SO strong, 50
virile, so masterful as that of the
Arrow collar men in the advertise
ments. Seems to prove that fire.
quently the Teller with the strong
face hain't got extry strong brain.
And vicey-versey.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06

year?" was the next ftem on the
QUESTIONABLE.
Roy N. FOWL did propose, and i,
was in romantic setting i'll Brows
park, on bright spring day, with
the birds chirping o'erhead, and
soft breeze playing through tie
trees.
The little birds have never told
what Roy FOWL said, nor will he tell
All he pretends to remember is that
he had serious attack of fever and
a year later he was married. -
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06
,"HoW Do You Spell Inca
HoteI?" "Just Y. M. c. A"
Dialogue Overheard by A Bee
CORRESPONDENT.

Camp Dodge, Ia, April 5.-(Spe-
cial)
First soldier: What are you going
to do when you get your walking
papers and leave this mans army!
Second soldier: I'm going back to
Omaha, they held my job open down
there.
First soldier: Omaha is a fine
town, only you can't get any dsssp-
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06
THROUGH MISTAKE"

Will the person who, through
mistake. got hold Of the wrong
hat in the vestibule of the lions
Lutheran church last Friday
evening following the soldiers
reception, please return the hat
to this office
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06
The Only Way.

Sir John Foster Frazer. the English
htterateur. was talking in New York
about the privations of literary men.
with the price OF food trebed ma
quadrupled.' said Sir John, and the
price OF copy cut In half. what 10 the
literary man to do?
II know a literary man in London who
teaches up-to-date dancing in night
club all night, and writes stories and
novels all day.
You can't keep this up. old chap I
said TO him sternly. You can't burn the
candle at both ends
" But hang 1t Sir Johns he an
swered, IT'S the only way to make -
ends meet New York Msl
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06
Doesn't Seem Possible.

Rev. Mr.. Moneymaker has &C
cepted call to become pastor of
the Benson Presbyterian church.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06
The O'Gormans Are Coming,
Hooravi Hoorav!

(Greeley Leader independently
Mr.. and Mrs. P. J. O'Gorman
are rejoicing over the arrival
of a baby girl at their home
early Saturday, and at the Den
mis- O'Gorman home the parents
are happy in the arrival of
son on Sunday.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06

New Testament" There are
also in New" and Testament"
three and nine letters. Now
multiply by 9 and you have u,
the number OF books in the New
Testament.
Even the Calendar Can't Keep
Up With EN-.
The Omaha Ouija News issued
its March 80 edition March %, one
week ahead of the calendar, accord
ing to the date line at the top of
each page.
All This and a Years Subscription
for $1.50.
ashton Herald)
Anton Wolinski of Farwell
paid US $3.50 for the Ashton
Herald. Anton is an energetic
young man and wanted to be the
first man to gladden. the editor.
Many thanks, Anton.
ABLE ABEL.
County Attorney ABEL Shotwell
is raising CAIN with the higher
up" automobile thieves.
Q
A Job for a General.
Cad in London Times.)
A GOOD General and a Housemaid both
n wanted first week in February for
Harrow. 10 miles out OF London: sisters or
friends might suit; salary $50 per ann.
each and tax paid; three outings weekly:
five in family; mothers help kept; inter-
view can be arranged North London.-Ap-
ply by letter. Mrs. Strowe, "Thornlea,"
Mount Park, Harrow.
o
Chicago Paper.
BLOOMFIELD JournaL)
Nick Paper left Tuesday
morning for a business trip to
Chicago.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06

Wanamaker-F leiShman.
Frank Wanamaker and Louise
Omaha daily bee., 1919-04-06

He was too good a fighter up to
very recently. He may have mad
mistakes, but these things harper
in the best regulated families.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-11
Easy to Make This
Pine Cough Remedy
Thousands Of families swear by it0
prompt results. inexpensive,
and saves about sc.

You know that pine is used in nearly
all prescriptions and remedies for coughs.
The reason is that pine contains several
peculiar elements that have a remark
able effect in soothing and healing the
membranes of the throat and chest.
Pine is famous for this purpose.
Pine cough syrups are combinations of
pine and syrup. The Syrup" part is
usually plain granulated sugar syrup.
To make the best pine cough remedy
that money can buy, put 2l2 ounces of
Pinex. in pint bottle, and fill up
with homemade sugar syrup. Or you
can use clarified nlolasses, honey,
or corn syrup, instead of sugar syrup.
Either way, you make full pint-more
than you can buy ready-made for three
times the money. 1t is pure, good and
very pleasant-children take it eagerly.
You can feel this take hold Of a cough
or cold in way that means business.
The cough may be drv. hoarse and tight,
or may be persistently loose from the
formation of phlegm. The cause is the
same-infamed membranes-and this
Pinex and Syrup combination will stop
it-usualiv in "a hours or less. Spleen
did, too, for bronchial asthma, hoarse-
ness, or any ordinary throat ailment.
Pinex is highly concentrated COM
pound of genuine Norway pine extract,
and is famous the world over for its
prompt effect upon coughs.
Beware of substitutes. Ask your drug
eist for "21a ounces of Pinex" with
directions. and don't accept anything
else. Guaranteed TO give absolute sat
isfaction or money promptly refunded.
The Pinex Co.. FIT. Wayne, Ind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-11
Single G is One of Big Wonders
of the Racing Game in America

turf. His first mile in even time was
paced at Kalamazoo, where he defeat.
ed Napoleon Direct, and while the pair
met in seven other events that season
1t was the only time that he was able
to defeat Geer's horse. The splendid
series Of races between them is also
striking example of class in racing
as Napoleon Directs tremendous flight
Of speed enabled him to tame Single G
whenever they met after their first
race, whether the miles were in 1894
or 2:04. During his campaign Single
G was also handicapped, by losing the
skillful hand Of the man who develop.
ed him after the second meeting at
North Randall, where Gosnell met with
an accident that resulted in his death
Single G made ~ starts in 1917,
when, for the first time in his career
he failed to get in the money, his two
slips being in September at Columbus,
where he was defeated by Miss Harris
M. This account, however, was bal
anced at Toledo last summer, when.
after forcing the Peter the Great mare
out in 1:58A. he repeated in 1852 II
and 1:59A. Geers drove him in that
race, while Allen had the mount when
Single G paced his third race in 2:01
ever the half-mile track at Des Moines
and by so doing equalled the world s
record for two-lap course made by
Dan Patch at Allentown, Penn, In
1905.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-11
CARR APPROVES
N0BLETT'S PLAN
FOR ORGANIZING

Charles c. Carr, former baseball
star, now in the sporting goods busi-
ness in indianapolis, has Endorsed the
Noblett plan Of reorganizing the Cen
trail league.
Carr goes so far as to state that II
Noblett's plans are carried through to
a successful conclusion, the project
will prove great boom to sports of
all kinds in the middle west
When Central league organizers met
at Indianapolis recently, Carr's name
was one OF those proposed for the
presidency. He IS known as one OF the
most practical men in baseball. and
his Endorsement means something.
At one time Carr was consid cred
the greatest first baseman in base
ball. Not until the coming OF Hal
Chase was Carr displaced in the esti-
nation of the fans. One of Cars
rivals in the big leagues, where he
was member of the Detroit Tigers
was John Camel, formerly boss Of
Grand Rapids Central league team
here. who has filled managerial berths
at Cincinnati and Rochester, and is
at present manager of the Kansas
City American association team.
Carr was an associate of Noblett at
Utica, n. Y, in 1912, the last year that
the local owner played professional
ball Dan Howley, lately appointed
coach OF the Detroit Tigers. also was
member of the Utica club Of that
year. 1t was Carr who, as boss of a
pennant winning team at Indianapolis
sold "Rube" Vanguard to the New
York Nationals for 900.
Dayton is beginning to take some
interest in the reorganization project
which Heilbroner is trying to put
across. Fans believe If Dayton and
Springfield fall in line a six or eight
club loop is assured.
Richmond fans cannot understand
the apathy Of Dayton. Progressive in
other respects, Dayton is dead as a
coffin nail on organized baseball, leav-
ing the inference that the city hasn't
enough sporting blood to take inter-
est in game Of horseshoe.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-11
SCHOOL Tennis
TEAM PLANNED

A five man tennis team will be
formed at Richmond high school as
soon as the state tournament is over
Saturday night.
In the fall Of 1916 the first tennis
team at high school for many years
was formed. Roland Keys, William
Keys, Sheldon Simmons, Howard
Webb and Carleton Smith made up
this team. The team played one match
at Anderson. Richmond won.
In 1917 team composed Of Roland
Keys, Sheldon Simmons, George Ev-
ersman, Paul Albus, Ralph Ballinger,
Richard Thornburgh and Fred Van
Allen won from Anderson at the Rich
mond Fairgrounds.
Last year no team was organized,
but B. w. Kelly, principal of high
school, said that he is in favor of a
tennis team this year and will back
1t up. S. S. Vernon, a member of the
high school faculty, will manage the
team this spring. When the call for
try-outs comes in the next two weeks
the following will be among those to
answer: George Eversman, Fred Van
Allen, Richard Thornburgh, Harry
Thomas, Lewis Wilson, Philip Hiss,
Frank Grove and Dale Harkins.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-11
AS YOUNG AS
YOUR KIDNEYS

The secret of youth is ELIMINA-
TON OF POISONS from your body
This done, you can live to be hundred
and enjoy, the good things of life with
as much pep" as you did when in the
springtime of youth. Keep your body
in good condition, that's the secret.
Watch the kidneys. They filter and
purify the blood, all of which blood
passes through them once every three
minutes. Keep them clean and in
proper working condition and you have
nothing to fear. Drive the poisonous
wastes and deadly uric acid accumula-
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MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules and you
will always be in good condition. You
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They are a reliable remedy which
has been used by the sturdy Dutch for
over 200 years. and has helped them
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three sizes.
ADV
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-11
Some Job For
the Umpire

Whats the big idea in this Lea
of Nations the presidents trying to
organizer" asked Harve, the barber.
League of what?" replied AL, after
he had been unmuzzled. and before
Harve could seal him up in another
hot towel
League of Nations" replied Harve
You are nearer home than you re-
alize," continued AL. ooh! it's a big
society in which all the nations of
the earth are to have a membership.
Its purpose is many sided, but pri-
marily, the object is to settle all in
ternational disputes in a world court
SO there never will be any more
wars
"Some day." 1 suppose, when it has
sufficiently reformed"
And Ireland, too?"
ut wants to be recognized now"
well, wouldn't want the job of
~ see where President Wilson made
himself strong with the Italians when
he went to Italy by visiting the tomb
of Columbus"
"Yes," replied AL, che placed a
wreath over the bones of Columbus -
placed a wreath over the bones of
Columbus?" asked Hirshel Jones, the
negro porter, taking an unusual in
terest at that point.
"Oh, yes, 1t was quite an impressive
ceremony"
Bones of Columbus" soliloquized
Hirshel. And l never even knowed
befo' that Columbus was a gamblin'
man,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-11

The mercury in the S. A. L. Their
mometer scared sky high Monday
night, when it was announced at a
meeting of the club managers that
the Wayne Works would complete the
six club circuit, two more clubs than
the league went through the season
with last year. Foster Staaberry of
the Wayne Works newly organized
club was present to vouch for the
Wayne Works
All the managers expressed them
selves as satisfied that they would
turn out some number one clubs this
year and furnish the baseball enthu-
siasts an interesting exhibition OF
their favorite pastime. E. A. Clapp.
manager of the Jenkins-Vulcans, was
probably most confident and has al
ready commenced thinking of cup.
Clapp has about 100 baseball men
from which to choose team that will
represent the J-V club.
Representative present were Carl
Rife and Charles Alsted of Johnson
Frye Indianapolis Glove club; Wilbur
Sturm, Starr Piano; e. A. Clapp, Jen-
kins-Vulcans; Foster Stanberry, the
Wayne Works; c. j. Cooper and P.
Witte and Ray Stevens.
The constitution and bylaws of the
league were read and adopted. The
league will be governed by about the
same constitution as last year.
Each club will be allowed Is eligible
players to be made permanent after
June /, and will be allowed to return
its old members to eligibility as they
return from the service and go to
work at their respective factories.
The playing of the league will be gov
erned by the National baseball asso-
citation rules.
President Sam Vigran announced
that besides the cup that would be Civ
en- to the winner of league, a cup was
being offered by Wallen Stien and
company of Cincinnati for the batter
with the highest average. Both are
silver cups.
E. A. Clapp, Jr., manager of the
Jenkins-Vulvan club. announced that
in case the Central league did not
have ball this year, he was certain
the S. A. l.. could have the use of the
Central league baseball park across
from Glen Miller. The league played
on the park last year and drew large
crowds to the games, putting up a
splendid exhibition of local baseball
talent there.
Vigran appointed the schedule com
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-11
C0L0RED TEAMS TO
STAGE D0UBLE-HEADER

Two hot basketball games have been
scheduled for Richmond colored teams
by Coach Dennis next Saturday night
at the new Garfield gym on North
Twelfth street The curtain raiser will
be played between the Bethel A. NJ. E.
colored five and Fountain City. The
second game on the bill will be be-
tween New Castle colored basketball
ers and the Richmond Tigers,
Both games promise good hard
fights. Fountain City has already an
nexed two victories from the Bethel
crew but this time Dennis's proteges
intend to come back and walk away
with the bacon. The first game will
start at 8 o'clock.
The second game on the colored bill
will be close and hard fought fray
Tevis and Hockingsmith, two colored
forwards that put the Richmond color
ed team on the map last year will be
included in the Tiger lineup. Both
forwards play good game. Carter
will hold the pivot position Of the
team. This is the first time this year
that the two local colored teams have
staged a double feature.
A large number Of fans will accom-
pany the visiting teams from New
castle and Fountain City. The sec
ond game will start at 9 o'clock.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-11
QUICK RELIEF FOR
ALL RHEUMATICS
II So Crippled You Can't Use Arms or
Legs, Rheuma VIII Help You.

II So Crippled You Can't Use Arms or
Legs, Rheuma VIII Help You.
If you want relief In two days, swift
certain, gratifying relief, take a small
dose Of Rheuma once a day.
If you want to dissolve every parti-
Gle of uric acid poison in your body
and drive it out through the natural
channels so that you will forever be
free from rheumatism, get bottle OF
Rheuma from any druggist at once
1t must give the joyful relief expected
or money refunded.
Rheumatism is a powerful disease
strongly entrenched in joints and mus.
cles. In order to conquer it a power
full enemy must be sent against it.
Rheuma is the enemy of Rheumatism
an enemy that conquers it in nearly
every instance.
Judge John Barhorst, Of Ft. Lora.
ME, Ohio, knows it. He was walking
with crutches, today he is we'll. 1t
should do as much for you; it seldom
fails.-Adv.