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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-03-27
Seek Coolies in Underworld

Cootie, cootie, who's got a C.otie?
That was the hue and cry raised
around Universal City when Director
AlIen Holubar was staging "The Heart
of Humanity, Dorothy Phillips lat
est mammouth feature A cootie was
desired for a closeup. But there were
none.
Finally Holubar called up a police
reporter friend Of his and asked that
the city Jail be combed for possible
pants rabbit.
Migrants, DRINKS and sneak thieves
were searched, and the result was not
one cootie but more than two hundred.
Director Holubar was able to conduct
a competitive tryout to determine
which insect was best qualified for the
stellar role.
1t is around the cootie that one Of
the most humorous incidents of THE
Heart of Humanity was depicted This
great picture of Love and war will be
shown at the Liberty next Monday and
Tuesday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-03-27

Following two years lapse the first
professional baseball game will be
played here April 20, when the newly
organized Hood River team will meet
the Piedmont Maroons, Of Portland.
The local team has begun practiciug.
Bowling interest is still lively. Pat
Lindseys team beat the Coal Heavers
Monday night The Clover Kickers
are in The lead. Seven teams make
up the Duck Pin League.
Although only six years old. Russell,
son Of l. 4. Acheson. has become
known as the 1yrus Cobb of the Coe
school.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-03-27
HIGHWAY Is FINE
M0SIER ROAD BAD

While the scores of motorists who
arrive daily over the Columbia High
way report the road between here and
Portland in excellent shape, the old
road over the mountain between here
and Moser is universally condemned.
As a result Of heavy traffic last sum
mer and fall and little repair, the old
route is all but impossible in places.
Several parties Of motorists. attempt
ing the drive between here and The
Deles at night, have become hopeless
~ stuck in the mud and have been
forced to spend the chill black hours
wrapped in their motor robes awaiting
the dawn
"The Columbia Highway" says G.
p. Ross, who with his wife accompan.
led Mr.. and Mrs. W. c. Graham here
by automobile Saturday. is certainly
fine We left Portland at 10.30. We
stopped an hour at Cascade Locks for
lunch, and we reached Hood River at
2l5. The roads We're fine, and we had
not the least trouble.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-03-27
POULTRY RAISING
HAS INCREASED
VALLEY NOW HAS SURPLUS OF EGGS
Many Eggs Shipped to Portland City
Men Get Chicken Fever and
Establish Small Yards

Although here in negligible numbers
only as late as four years ago, hens
have been so numerous in the Hood
River valley the past year that dealers
have found it unnecessary to import
eggs to supply the local demand. In
deed. many cases of eggs have been
shipped out Of the valley the past win.
ter. Eggs are being expressed to
Portland now at the rate of 40 cases
weekly.
Five weeks ago years relatively few
orchardists had chickens. In the early
days it was considered "the thing" for
an orchardist to buy his eggs as well
as his butter and vegetables. The
0rchardist was too much engrossed in
the development Of his trees to devote
any time TO such farmlike occupation
rs milking a COW, hoeing potatoes or
feeding chickens. The old order has
vanished, and the archardist today who
doesn't occasionally visit the grocer
with his egg basket, or the creamery
with his can, is an exception. For
merly the grocers advertised strictly
fresh eggs from lone" Today the
10 OALCItu
While most orchardists raise chickens
for eggs and fowl for the pot occa.
sionally. a number Of fruitgroWers
have specialized. and successfully. on
prize winning strains.
f. f. Batten, orchardist Of the East
Side, mas annually taken. blue ribbon
awards at the Portland shows He has
won "a reputation on Rhode island Reds.
and several of his fowls have been
shipped to Australia He is known
throughout America for his fine red
chickens. Sherman j. Frank has gone
in for laying strains Of White Leg
horns. Despite the war he has i'm
ported fowls from the famous Tom
Barron pens IN England. A pen of his
hens won record in laying contest
at Pullman last year. Mr.. Frank says
81 have found that poultry raising,
If the fowls are given a moderate care,
will pay we'll in the Hood River valley.
The climate is adapted to raising
chicks. 1t will pay big for the orch
ardist who con grow the larger part of
their feed. "
The city residents, since the war
spread the slogan. more food, - have
gone into poultry raising extensively
Scores of families have their own
fresh laid eggs. Among the men
starting small city poultry yards the
past year have been c. Dethman and
A. j. Derby.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-03-27
Horse Sale Phenomenal

81 am getting well along in years
and have seen many horse sales and
trades, says Dr. NJ, f. Welch, "but
never in all my life have seen such
easy sales of horse flesh as Holman &
Nash Northwestern dealers who have
been purchasing army horses for sale
to ranchers, have Just made here"
These men, says DR.. Welch, sold two
carloads of animals, 40 head in all, to
local orchardists without ever hitching
up a single one of the animals, A few
mules were in the two cars
81 do not believe that such sales can
be repeated anywhere else in the
United States,' SAYS Dr.. WeIch.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-03-27
Nallct viii Invite Editors

The Hood River valley will invite
themembers of the National Editorial
Association, who. as result of the
activities of the Pacific Northwest
Tourist Association, will assemble this
summer in their annual convention in
the scenic district, to spend a day
here. While plans Of entertainment,
if the editors come here. are still in
definite. it is tentatively proposed to
take them on tour Of the orchard dis
trict. serving picnic dinner at nat
ural park near the noted lava beds in
the Upper Valley In visiting the val.
ley the editors will likely come by way
of the Highway.
Leslie Butler will formally tender
the valleys invitation when the Tour
lists Association Hets in April.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-03-27
Several Cases of Smallpox Here

Get Vaccinated, has been fa-
miliar slogan here. While County
Health Officer Edgington does not an.
ticipate any spread of the disease from
four cases reported from the Heights
residence section, he is advising that
all citizens be vaccinated.
As result of exposure to some of
the students of the city schools, many
of the boys and girls are nursing sore
arms from vaccination.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-03-27
Mrs. 7. ?. Bone Dies in Illinois

c. r. and Noah ". Bone last Friday
received telegram announcing the
death on that day of their mother,
Mrs. F. p. Bone, at her home at
Springfield. III. Mrs. Bone, who was
80 years old on November 4, 1918, has
frequently visited here with her sons.
Mrs. Bones last visit here was in
1912. She had host of Hood River
friends who will be grieved to hear Of
hor baath
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-03-27
Victory Loan Plans to Be Made

Truman Butler, who has been made
chairman of Hood River county for the
coming Victory loan drive. accompan-
led by E. 0. Blancbar, will spend Fri
day in Portland confefring with other
bankers of the state on plans for float
ing Oregon's quota of the big loan.
Hood River county plans for the drive
will be rushed on the return of the
bankers
Mrs. f. d. Kanaga, chairman Of the
Woman's committee for this county,
will attend a conference of women in
Portland Friday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-03-27
1.-THE HEART OF HU-
MANlTY' COMING
The Liberty gets them QUICK.

Indeed, that is a motto of Arthur
Koltsad, the local moving picture mag
nate. Mr.. kolstad knew that The
Heart of Humanity" would appeal to
Hood River people 50 he decided
that he would rush the local release.
AS the result Of his efforts, the phe-
nomenal picture show will play here
simultaneously with its appearance in
Portland. The Heart of Humanity
began showing in Portland Monday for
a two weeks run. 1t will open here
for a two days showing next Monday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-03-27
Grand Master Settlemier Coming

The Hood River Masonic Lodge will
convene in special meeting next Fri.
day night to meet F. W. Settlemier
of Woodburn, Grand Master of the
Oregon Masonic organization. The
visiting high Mason will be rendered a
reception and banquet.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
MOB HANGS AND BURNS NEGRO
Many of own Race Assist in Capture
Of Confessed Criminal.

Ellisville, Miss.-Trailed ten days
through southern Mississippi by pos
ses which included several hundred
members of his own race, John Hart
field, negro, confessed assai!ant of an
Ellisville young woman, was captured,
desperately wounded, in a conebrake.
rushed by automobile to the scene
of his crime, hanged to a gum tree
and his body burned to ashes. His
victim identified him and witnessed
his execution.
Governor Bilbo, petitioned to inter-
vene, in a statement issued at Jack
son shortly before the lynching de-
clared himself utterly powerless, "
and said that interference would only
lead to the deaths of hundreds OF per-
sons and that nobody can keep the
inevitable from happening"
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
BIG ARMY AID NAVY ASSURED
Senate Passes Measures Allowing
"Billions For Defense"

Washington-The army appropria-
ton bill, carrying $SSS, 10000 and pro-
viding for an average army If 100000
men next year-an increase over the
house bill of $171 ,00O.0 in funds and
100000 in personnel-was passed
by the senate without roll call and
sent to conference.
Without debate the Senate approved
a committee amendment to the Naval
Appropriation Bill increasing the fund
for aviation from the $15,000,G00 voted
by the House to 135,O00,0O0.
As revised upward by the Senate
committee, the bill carries about $751;
100000 as compared with $4S5, 000, 900
provided by the House.
Among the important committee adj
ditions are $1O,0O0,000, for Federal
acquisition of the Cape Cod Canal.
Besides increasing from S1,400,000
to 100000 the House appropriation
for the Department of Justice for gen.
eral detection and punishment of
crimes, the Senate committee added
100000 additional for special work
in enforcing the law against alien an
archists and proposed drastic peace
time legislation regarding manufac-
ture. purchase and storage of explo-
sives.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
THIS HEAD WORTH $4,000
London Doctors Eager to Examine
Brain of Man Known as
Human Encyclopedia.

OF course you have heard Of Datas,
the human encyclopedia-the man
who can memorize and reel off dates
quicker than the fire of a machine
gun; the man on whose head the doc
tors have placed price of $4,000?
"But / am not anxious to sell 1t yet
for dissection" Datas told writer
for London Tit-Bits the other day.
at Is worth more to me than $4,000"
Datas has lately been devouring
war facts and had Just added a couple
of thousand in two and half hours
to his repertoire when we met.
"For an outlay of twopence," he
said, 81 bought a little book on a
bookstall, called Two Thousand Facts
About the War; bought 1t and read
the list through In two and a half
hours and then knew 1t by heart"
There is no doubt about 1t. test
ed Datas with the book In my hand,
and no matter what question 1 asked
him-dates of battles, air raids, names
of ships sunk, famous generals ca
reers-he answered them without hest
tation, says the writer.
Datas has had many amusing and
curious experiences, but the most ex-
traordinary was the friendly dinner he
shared with John Lee, the Babbacombe
murderer and the late James Barry,
the executioner who tried to Hang
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
NOT HIS UNLUCKY NUMBER
Although Unpopular. Thirteen" Ha'
Seen Decidedly Mixed With This
a., Englishman's Lire.

Superstltious readers will be inter
ested In the following extraordinary
story, of which the hero is Mr.. +. G..
Cordwell, the wcll-known and, popular
Fleet street journalist.
Mr.. Cordwell has been literally
logged by the number thirteen. II
was on the 18th day of the month
that he went to France. that he went
into action. got his first leave and re-
turned to take up his commission. II
was in the thirteenth tent, In line 10,
camp 13 that he had his first lodg-
ment In France. The tent contained
Is men. He had ID days In hospital.
He was given No. IL pills. And. re-
turning to civil work on January 13,
he found that his old room had been
remembered 113.
Now count UP the condolences. You
will find 13 of them Answers, Lon
don.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
WOMEN need SWAMp-ROO1

Thousands of women have kidney and
bladder trouble and never suspect it.
Womens' complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, OF the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in a healthy
condition. they may cause the other or.
gems to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache, loss Of am.
bition, nervousness. are often times symp-
toms of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment. DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a physicians pre-
scription, obtained at any drug store, may
be just the remedy needed to overcome
such conditions.
Get a medium or large size bottle i'm
mediately from any drug store.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation, send ten cents TO DR..
Kilmer & Co, Binghamton. N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
Sealing Voyage Pays Little.

The Newfoundland sealing voyage
for 1919 closed recently with the small
est catch in recent years. Only ten
ships, the smallest fleet since 1870.
prosecuted the industry, the crews
numbering 1,6S5 men, and the total
catch amounting to 81, 293 pelts, valued
at $27S,145. This gives a decrease In
number of 70,14S and in value of $685.
407, compared with the 1913 voyage.
The poor fishing seemed to be due to
adverse weather conditions. ice being
too closely packed for vessels to navi-
gate properly, and to the fact that the
seal were scattered. The price of
young seal pelts was placed at So per
hundredweight, as against $12 for 1918,
and $3.50 TO 81 for other qualities as
against 50 to $3.50.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
thin PEOPLE
SHOULD take
PHOSPHATE
Nothing Like Plain Bitro-P Phosphate
TO Put on Firm, Healthy Flesh and
to Increase Strength, Vluor
and Nerve Force.

Judging from the countless preparations
and treatments which are continually be-
Ing advertised for the purpose of making
thin people neshy, developing arms. neck
and bust, and replacing ugly hollows and
angles by the soft curved lines OF health
and beauty, there are evidently thousands
OF men and women who keenly feel their
excessive thinness.
Thinness and weakness are often due
TO starved nerves. Our bodies need more
phosphate than II contained In modern
foods. Physicians claim there Is nothing
that will supply this deficiency so we'll as
the organic phosphate known among drug
gists as bitro-phosphate, which II mex
pensive and Is sold by most all druggists
under a guarantee of satisfaction or money
back BY feeding the nerves directly and
by supplying the body cells with the nee
essary phosphoric food elements, bitro-
phosphate should produce a welcome
Transformation in the appearance; the in
crease in weight frequently being aston
ishing
Increase In weight also carries with II
q general Improvement In the health.
Nervousness, sleeplessness and lack OF
energy, which nearly always accompany
excessive thinness. should disappear. duh
eyes become bright, and pale cheeks glow
with the bloom OF perfect health
CAUTION: - Although bitro-phosphate
r. unsurpassed for relieving nervousness
should not, owing TO its tendency 10 IN
crease weight be used by anyone VINO
does not desire to put on flesh.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
Dressed to XIII In "sheII.cIoth.p

Shell-cloth is the name of a new
fabric being manufactured in Eng
land. The stuff is fine serge and an
essential part of projectiles.
And now that the war is over the
stuff is going into the making of
clothes instead of shells, says the
Philadelphia North American. II
ought to make "staggerlngly" good.
looking clothes, don't you think? One
woman might say quite truly to an
other: "Oh, my dear, she was dressed
to kill, all in shellcloth."
Or, on the other hand, what clever
opportunity for the feminine cat tC
say that her dear enemy has 'shock
ing taste in the matter Of clothesp
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
crawfIsh Decide to MIGRATE.

Passengers arriving in New Orleans
on n recent Sunday evening by the
Louisville & Nashville railroad said
the tracks we're swarming with craw-
fish practically the whole distance be
tween Micheud and Chef Menteur.
Hundreds were walking along gath
ering the seafood. Baskets, heavy
with squirming, wriggling, pinching
crawfish we're brought in by scores Of
persons. Expert fishermen said the
FISH were crawling back to calm wa
tiers to escape the squalls outside.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
WAR Time DRYLAW
LEGAL SAYS Court
HIGH TRIBUNAL HAS DISSOLVED
INJUNCTION GRANTED ON
BREWERS APPREAL.
CONGRESS PROVIDES TEETH
Three Separate Laws Being Enacted
to Provide Means of Enforcing
Nationwide Prohibition.

New York.-The War Time Prohi-
bition Act, under which no liquor may
be sold after July /, was upheld by
the United States Circuit Court OF APP
peals. The court virtually dissolved
tho injunction Judge Mayer granted
the brewers, restraining the Federal
district attorney and internal rev.
enue collector from enforcing war
time prohibition, as applied to 2.75
per cent beer.
The court held the act was con-
stitutional and Judge Mayer had no
Jurisdiction to enjoin the enforcement
OF constitutional act.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
KIDNEYS WEAKENING?
BETTER LOOK OUT!

Kidney and bladder troubles don't
disappear of themselves. They grow
upon you, slowly but steadily, UNDER
mining your health with deadly GER
tainty, until you fall a victim to in
durable disease.
Stop YOUR troubles while there Is
time. Don't wait until little pains be-
come big aches. Don't trife with dis
case. TO avoid future suffering begin
treatment with GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem Oil Capsules now. Take three or
four every day until you feel that you
are entirely free from pain.
This well-known preparation has been
one OF the national remedies of Hol-
land for centuries. In 1896 the govern
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
U. s. cOntrOIs whea. DeaIers, sakers

New York.-Julius Barnes, United
States wheat director, has announced
that President Wilson has signed a
proclamation putting under license of
the wheat director persons or firms
dealing in wheat, or its products. The
only exceptions are farmers and small
bakers. The proclamation, which goes
into effect July as, applies to the bust
ness of storing or distributing wheat,
or manufacturing. storing OF distribut-
ing wheat -four" as we'll as to the
manufacture of bread
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
The WAY Around.

Mrs. Wakeup-Where did Mrs. de
Style get her new hatf
Mrs. Blase-That's e problem. She
bought II with the money which her
husband borrowed from her uncle. who
had won II in poker game from her
brother, TO whom she had loaned II
shortly after her mother had taken II
from her fathers pockets and given II
TO her for birthday present.-Nev
York Globe.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
Bows Bill of Fare.

George Bailey, answering the in
qulry, 'What is good for boy to eatT'
says:
AT this time of the year, according
to the theories extant In North Caro-
lima in 1870, boy should have daily
plenty of green fruit, pine rosin, young
cucumbers, raw new potatoes, green
blackberries, doughnuts, branch water
and two hours In the swimming hole"
Atlanta Constitution.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
Wise Agent.

~Yes," said the agent, "your car has
boen ordered. But I'm afraid you'll
have to wait several weeks for 1t. I've
just received word from the factory
that they haven't sedan ready to
ship"
"A sedan? ! don't want a sedan. I
told you to order roadster"
81 know, but your wife said she pre-
ferred Il sedan, so I've got the order
in for one, and l hope it'll be ready
by"
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
House Splits Law in Three Parts.

House Splits Law in Three Parts.
WashingtOn.-The House Judiciary
Committee has split prohibition legis-
lation into three parts with enforce
ment of war time prohibition distinct
from the others, constitutional pro-
hibition and the manufacture of in
dustrial alcohol.
Chairman Volstead of the committee
declared that there existed ample
means of enforcement and ample
penalties for violation of the wartime
act. The full and explicit definition
of Intoxicating liquors-any beverage
or product containing more than IL Of
l per cent alcohol-set by the bureau
of internal revenue left no doubt, he
said, as to how the courts would con.
strue the law or deal with offenders.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03

ment of the Netherlands granted spe-
cial charter authorizing its sale.
The good housewife of Holland would
almost as soon be without food as With
out hen ''Real Dutch Drops" as she
quantity calls GOLD MEDAL Harlem
Oil Capsules. Their use restores
strength and is responsible in q great
measure for the sturdy, robust health
of the Hollanders.
Do not delay. Go to your druggist
box of GOLD MEDAL Harlem Oil
Capsules. Take them as directed, and
| If you are not satisfied with results your
druggist will gladly refund your money.
Look for the name GOLD MEDAL on
the box and accept no other. In sealed
] boxes, three sizes.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
Buy a Farm Now.

Because land is cheaper than II will ever
be again. The u. &. Railroad Administration
Is prepared to furnish free information 20
homeseekers regarding farming opportuni-
ties. We have nothing to sell; no money to
lend: only Information TO give. Write me
fully with reference to your needs. Name
the state you want TO learn about. j. l..
Edwards, Manager, Agricultural Section,
u s. Railroad Administration. Room 20,
Washington, ID. C.-adv.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03

Violent efforts TO growth are right
In earnestness. but wholly wrong In
principle. There is but one principle
OF growth both for the natural anc
spiritual, for body and soul And the
principle OF growing in grace Is once
more this CONSIDER the lilies how
they grow"
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
cutIoura for PImpTy Faces.

To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off in five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to In.
clude Cuticura Talcum.-Adv.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
FORD OFFERS U. S. WAR PROFITS
Books VIII Be Examined and Money
Turned Back to Government.

Washington.-Henry Ford will turn
back to the Government HIS share
IS per cent-of the war profits made
by his Detroit plant.
He has requested the Secretary of
the Treasury to assign an accountant
to go over the books of the company
to determine just what his profits
were.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
Lee three Times but failed.

Lee three times but failed. Berry,
after ceasing to be an executioner, set
up at Bradford as a phrenologlst and
character reader" said Datas. His
card bore the words: "Heads exam
ined." He examined a good many
heads Ia his time"
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
Take Second Look.

I am not one Of those who do not
believe In love at first sight. hut be-
lieve In taking a second look.-H. vln.
cent.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03
Superfluous,

Victim-"But have you drilled any
wells YETI" Promoter-"We don't need
AeIn ON our claim ii rains OIL"
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03

The mere fact that a man doesn't
call you a liar is no reason that he
doesn't think you are one.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03

"Phwat's thot noise, Mrs. MulIaly7
"Mary AIMS practlcin' tn scales"
"BegMfa. she mustn't weigh tonr
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03

Mark Twain says that caullflower
is only II cabbage with a college edu-
cation.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03

Silence is more eloquent than words.
Carlyle.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-03

Daily Thought.
How many worthy men have we seen
survive their own experimentation
taigue.