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The Washington times., 1919-03-14
TO TURN CRIMINALS
INTO WHITE ANGELS.

PITTSBURGH, Pa, March IA
Capt. w. D. Smith guarantees to
make angels" out of the most hard.
ened criminals il he be allowed to
chasten them aboard his good ship
Success, which was once the old Brit
ish prison ship used in transporting
convicts from England to Australia.
Captain Smith has been exhibiting
the vessel in the local rive, .. and his
offer was made when he learned of
the wave of crime which is sweeping
Pittsburgh.
The tortures on the SuccPss include
leg and body iron.s punishment ball.
iron straitjacket. spiked collar, Tinged
stone Of 1000 pounds, armor neadgear
and f1ogging frames. The Success lt
the last of the felon fleet, and Is the
Cddest ship afloat today.
The captain would be glad TO dem
onstrate his apparatus on some o.
fttsburgh's bad 'uns."
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
WHEN YOU WAKE
UP DRINK GLASS
OF HOT WATER
Wash the pOissns and toxins from
system before putting more
food into stomach.

Wash yourself on the inside be-
fore breakfast like you do on the
Outside. 4 his is vastly more I'M
portant because the skin pores DO
not absorb impurities into the
blood. causing illness, while the
bowel pores do.
For every ounce Of food and
drink taken into the stomach, near
lly an ounce OF was e HNaT rIal iF"St
be carried out OF the body. II this
waste ma -eI ial IL no, eliminated day
by day Il quickly fsrments and gen
crates poisons, gases and toxins
which are absorbed or sucked into
the blood stream, through the Lymph
ducts which should suck only nour-
ishment to sustain the body.
A splendid health measure In to
drink, before breakfast each day, a
glass Of real hot water. with a tea
spoonful Of limestone phosphate in
hi, which Is a harmless way to wash
these poiSons. gases and toxins
from the stomach. liver, kidneys and
bowels; thus cleansing, sWeatenlng
and freshening the entire alimentary
canal before putting more food into
the stomach.
A quarter pound OF limestone phos-
phate costs but very little at the
drug store. but Is sufficient to make
anyone an enthusiast on inside bath
ing.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
No Need To Be Thin,
Scrawny or Sahow

If you are, thin and want to be
plump: II you have wrinkles IN your
face that you are not proud Of; II the
sllin Is salIow or subject to pimples or
black heads, take Mona stomach tab
lets for two weeks and notice the
change.
The ma jority OF the thin people are
Thin because the stomach does not per
FORM its duties properly. II is not
secretIng sufficient OF the natural di-
gestive juices and IN consequence DOS
not extract from the food enough nu-
tritive matter to nourish every part Of
the body.
ed TO build up the stomach so that Il
will act properly and eXtre ct from the
food the elements necessary to form
flesh.
n you are thin try two weeks treat
ment OF Mi1o-na stomach tabiets-they
are small. easily swallowed and are
sold on the guarantee Of money back
If they do not overcome chronic indi-
gcstion, acute or chronic. stop stOm-
9ch disturbance, belching, heartburn
sour stomach, and any afier dinner
distress.
all leading druggists.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
DENY BITTER TRADE RIVALRY
BETWEEN U. S. AND BRITAIN

Denial of prospective bitter rivalry
between Britain and America for sea
and trade supremacy was made by
Chairman Edward N. Hurley. OF the
Shipping Board. and Assistant Secre-
tary Of the Treasury Rowe before the
Pnn-American trade conference, here,
late yesterday.
DR.. Rowe, who is in charge Of the
customs division OF the Treasury,
the necessity OF getting
the international trade discussion on
a fact basis.
There IS no ocean fire 'ght rate war
between the United States and Great
Britain" Hurley asserted.
I'VE falsely hear that British
freight rates are so far below our
that Britain is making alarming in
roads on our shipping. The truth is
that the United States Shipping
Board is reducing American rates
just as rapidly as is logically pos
sible."
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
BEGGARS' RELEASE
Won BY UNIFORM

CHICAGO. March 14-Taree soldiers
charged with begging care before
Iudge' Haas In the South Clark street
court. He ordered each fined 50 ami
osts. After the men in uniform had
been put into the, "bullpen" they
wrote the judge a note:
'-Sir, we were soldiers. Please let
us CO." il read
''I'll heed this appeal, bus IL is abso-
'utely the last time," Judge Haas said.
a'd.
Oi Fred Fisher. John Thompson and
Edward Ternoski, did not reply when
the judge asked them IL they could
not get work. Ternoski served over
seas. Fisher was in the army nine
years, also in the Canadian army.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
CARUSO GLAD TO
PAY income TAX

NEW YORK. March 14.-Enrico
Caruso today handed the local inter
nal revenue collector a check for
S3s.4s5,42, the first quarter OF his in
come tax which totals S153,ss3.7o.
crowd Of Uncle Sans girl en-
ployes gathered around the singer as
he made out the tax report. and all
laughed when he asked IL ne was en-
titled to $4,000 exemption as q result
Of hi srecent marriage
After signing the check Signor Ca
ruso also wrote the following note to
the collector which accompanies the
check:
Il am very proud TO send you my
check for my income tax. am glad
to do my part in contributing toward
paying the expenses of the war.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
RAT KILLING IN ILLINOIS
TO BECOME VERY POPULAR

SPRINGFIELD. Mass. March IA
Rat killing in Illinois promises to be-
come as popular as bridge and poker
parties IL the House OF Reprssenta-
lives passes a bill now before II pro-
vlding for the determination OF mil
lions of the rodents In the State by
the bounty system. The bounty Is .
cents a head. Arguments for the ex-
termination OF the pests are that they
are disease carriers and were largely
responsible for the recent hoof and
mouth disease epidemic throughout
the country.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
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If you wish to try them first, send
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The Washington times., 1919-03-14
TYPIST HIT WRONG KEY;
HE ESCAPES JAIL TERM

BANGOR. Me, March 14-Recause
typIst hit the wrong key Victor
Claison, a local hotel proprietor, is
saved from jail. Deputy sheriffs
aided the hotel and captured a quIn-
tity OF liquor. The young woman
typist who made out the warran: hit
a "p" instead of an "o." max ng the
warrant read "viplation" instead OF
violation" Counsel for Claisson
claimed that the warrant was defec-
tive, and Judge Blanchard, of munic-
inal court. sustained the claim. The
case was dismissed.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
Haze You Seen the
NeU Wicker Furniture?

Especially that artistic set of decorated Parchment
in which the reed has been tinted rieh creamy-tan
shade that you find in old parchment, and then odd little
touches of soft green and red and black have been
worked into designs that decorate the back of each big
comfortable chair? indeed, you'll seldom see chairs
more roomy luxurious looking, with high curved
backs artsticay shaped and broad restful arms and
upholstered in printed linen that faithfully reproduces
each tint and tone Of the wicker. -...
Another particularly lovely set is of the new
weathered blue wicker with inside Innings Of deep
golden yellow and the upholstery of black linen showing
gorgeous colorings.
Unusual in shape, but with comfort in every line is
set Of Egyptian gray wicker with the sides curved TO
form the most delightfully."- unusual rests Another
Of the popular weahered blue boasts settee that
curved in entirely novel manner, that it will
slip coziy into almost any corner.
In the less expensive wicker sets you win find
many delightfully."- comfortable designs in all the popular
shades, well pieces that may be tinted after your
plans There all kinds of chairs and tables and
chaise lounges, and tea carts and ferneres and lamps
for either table floor and artistic bird cages and
even summer dining set with sideboard and
large bile.
But remember that there are many new housewives
buying in Washington this season. and that early selsc
ton is wen worth while is good hint to you from
KATE HINTON.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
TWO COMMITTEES ON
RETIREMENT NAMED

The joint conference ON retirement.
following the meeting on tnis' sub
ject this week. has named two COM
mittees for the purpose of having
all retirement data prepared IN suita-
bic form to be submitted to Congress
next session.
The committees are As follows:
Committee on review OF The Nickel
IaF-Keating bilI--John s. Beach,
chairman: Edward. J. Ryan, Dr. c.
Eder Reed, William ID. Clark, and Dr.
Llewellyn Jordan.
Committee on organizatiCn and,
hnance-Henry Sterling, Chairman; !;
Edward J. Gainor. n. A Bodtnhamer,
N. P. Alias, and John J. Deviny.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
Cretonnes and Printed Linens

It is an easy matter to select just the piece that
you want to tone in with the color scheme that you
have in mind for any of your home, from the
dainty tinted cretonnes for the nursery with Jack and
Jill and sl the fayorites of the little folks rompng
backgrounds of soft blues rose to
gOrgeOusly eOOred linens suited to formal furnishings,
To STOW you Just the effect Of the eolors number
of smulated windows have been hung about, with
tsins and draperes of many kinds and it is. great
satisfaction to the effect Of msteriai it viii
look in home. Many of these, too, are at
special prices for this month.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
WAVED GUN At BILTM0RE
AND KAISER GOT HIM

NEW YORK, March 14.-Charged
with violating the Sullivan law in
flourishing a captured German re-
volver In the lobby OF the Hotel
BlItmore, Harry ]. Fitzpatrick. thir-
ty-one, was held In $500 bail for spe-
cial sessions by Magistrate Grobel In
the nights court.
According to the story told in
court, .Fitzpatrick yesterday went to
see his brother. Lieut.. Reginald ].
Fitzpatrick, just returned with the
Twenty-seyenth division his brother
gave him an automatic revolver he
had taken from a German soldier
captured in Flanders.
Returning to this city with the war
trophy in a holster, Fitzpatrick, IL is
alleged, freed the holster from his
belt and began flourishinR IL above
his head in the Biltmore foyer, the
gun inside its case.
= The clerk at the desk called to one
of the bellboys: "Get Kaiser. Get
Kaiser, quick" referring to Patrol
man John Kaiser. on duty near the
hotel.
That right, get the Kaiser and I'll
get him." Fitzpatrick is said to have
shouted. but his belligerency faded
when he found Kaiser wasn't 4
HOhenzollern. but a policeman.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
EDWARD MALOY,

whO' Delivers The Times Daily, sth
to 18th, Between I ana X, Southeast,
do I like to deliver The Times
You bet do. If 1 didn't. wouldn't
be on the job long
This is the way Edward MaIoy, Sd,
thirteen years old. 1909 D street
southeast. feels about 1t, Edward is
an independent young American with
blue eyes and sandy hair. He always
says what he thinks with direct
frankness.
'T don't know OF a fellow who de-
tfvers The Times who isn't wild about
it, said Edward today. "We're al
ways figuring on how we can build
up our routes; and how we are going
to give just the best service possible,
and oth.r things like that.
''Geei 1t is just like being In bust
ness for yourself. And ! like the
newspaper game. It's excitin'"
Edward has 62 papers on his route.
He goes to Wallaeh School, and Is in
the seventh grade. His father is
Edward Maloy, jr., OF Mertz & Mertz
Company.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14

An income tax receipt In the wallet
Is full brother to the gold service
stripe ON the sleeve. IH's q service.
decoration.
Let every mPimed soldier you sec
be reminder that your Income tax
ia due.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
CLAIMS WAGES WERE DUE
FOR TIME SPENT IN JAIL

PHILADELPHIA, Pa. March IA
A new phase of Bolshevism was
uncovered here when John McGinnis,
knight of the road, and who claimed
Providence, r, l., as his home, de-
manded wages for the time which he
spent in jail on the charge OF vag-
rancy.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14

announcement today by Arthur A
Alexander. acting secretary. The lee
lures are for the students in the post
graduate class and for those in the
foreign service school, Thirtv-seevnth
and o streets northwest.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
Nev Stenci'ed Crashes Look LnUiting

Several new DESIGNS shown, and entire furnish
ings be matchef including overcurtains, couch
cover table cover pillow tops of many shapes and table
There is something delightfully."- restful about
this cool neutTanted crash with it's bit of vivid color
ing the border that appeals many folks who do not
for hiShly colo-ed hanginGs and stenciled
crash he's the added virtue of wearing and washing
beautifully.
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
Heapu Linen Laees

AL widths and kinds are shown IN TINS ssuas de-
partment, in patterns quite as suitable for trimming
dresses as for curtains Dame fashion Is calling loudly
for much lace the summer froeks, and especially
for heavy laces linen and the modish unbleached
domestic dresses that have been brought great
novelties. Among the laees that I
very charming matched edges and bandings, and
fet squares Of various sizes. and there is assort
ment Of all kinds Of odds and ends Of aces offered on
one big table at very special March sale prices
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
There Are An softs of Cush:ons, Zoo

They gre n'de in all sorts of shapes, round AMI
square, end Ohopg, but many Of them little twist
or guirk hes been riven of which perhaps you would
not h5ve .thought. That is why it is such a pleasure
around and enjoy the pretty things and gather
IDEAS and inspirations that you yourself
The Washington times., 1919-03-14
Juoooparo &1otbrop
Ne1O Things for the Home
Curtains Are the COat-Of. Arms
of Your House
of Your House

AS your family coat-Of-ams tells much Of the
history of the family, do the curtains that hang
at your windows tell much Of the history Of the dwell
ers within the ouse. You know, yourself, that you
judge house by the appearance Of the windows, and
that you expect happiness and peace behind dainty W
dow hangngs.
The Panel Curtain is having great vogue, and I
saw very lovely ones in the DraPery Department. Some
Of them were Of aOyer laees others Of voe with
insets and insertions Of let msdaliOns and LANDINGS
Flet Net, by the yard, is shown in new patterns IN
both large and small designs and many housewives IKE
to have every window Of the entire house euraned with
the same net
It is an open secret among wise women that the
lovely nets and scrims and vOes sold in the Drapery
Department make the most seEvicsabe summer froeks,
and also that the present vogue for blouses viii Be
department
The Washington times., 1919-03-14

LECTURE ON WORLD LAW.
Prof Hnry S. BOutell. Ii. l.. for
mer minister to Switzerland. has be-
gun q series OF lectures In interna-
tiouGl Law At Georgetown Law School.
soc z street northwest, according to
The Washington times., 1919-03-14

WhIIe the aFmy Of OecuPatiOn Winds
mp the Watch on the Rhine, your In
come tax will help wind mp the cost
Of getting there. Pay % today.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-11-15

quently as other sets It Is apt TO de-
vei0p an amount OF fatty tissue which
not only Is useless and IN the wav.
but also detracts much from a per
son bodily grace such a condition
often arises in connection with the
hips
II a daily massage Is 20 be per-
formed in the bedroom before retiring
vigorous rubbing Is necessary. The
thumb or tips OF the fingers may be
used for massaging small areas but
X the hips and The thiehs gre 70 be-
massaEed i Is necessary TO use the
palms Of both hands IN order to ac-
complish good results. The same rule
applies 10 the massage OF the back
below the Waistline If Il IS desired
that surplus lat Be removed from this
part
daily seif-massage, coupled with
stretching exercises and walks. viii
do much 70 reduce" and prevent sur
plus tissue about the regions Of the
hine, arms, abdomen, thighs and back.
professional MASSAGE. however.
VIII do more TO help the reduction
Process and 20 help the general firm
ness OF bodily posture and the grace
fulness OF gait OF carriage.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-11-15

I A1E often asked Just Why massage.
i inteilissnfiy applied. Il OF such
great benefit 70 explain this there
are number Of thlnss which Z must
make you understand
The huny skeleton d responsible Tor
the framework Of the human msehan-
ism, but it = Cue entirely 10 the
presence CT muscles that the figure
receives the Weu-rounded contour that
makes e 50 attractive. Not only does
The general shape OF the human body s
framework depend upon the amount
ot muscle ana niiinr-out or adf,ose
tiaele present hut the general weiEhf
ans size Of the mechanism dsrsnd
uDon the degrees 81 muscular fsv..l-
-spmenr and the amount OF adipose
rssua
AlEiles- however. not only cover
me uonv skeleton, but they are ac-
.-a--y inserted ilto the bony sheaths
Pc such 8 manner that o. the muscles
are developed the bones are Similarly
affected
There are about 500 muscles IN the
human nechanlarn. and these are ar
ranged j varied sizes and forms. ac-
S- -s q lnelr situation upon The
zones enc l1e duties they must per-
am Ineg are arranged in sets, each
ret consisting Of two antaeonIssfe
l-lla namely the part which con-
tracts and that which relazss.
each opposite combination Ct mus
60 tissue must overcome the CORE
spending force OF the other when Ia
Lle aet o. contraction or relaxation.
= e 1cf this reason among others
s--- the muscles produce a kind OF
-a-i44e lQLlli cue TO the force Of
energy eEeTted when thus al work.
lis partly due % the presence Of
-a-ele lQEin-the poison manufac-
--sQ ~ tne muscies On she act Of
proQlclng morile energy-thaf after
q certain amount Of work the mechan-
ISM loses. first, fts eracsfulness a1d
-len rs general power Of endurance
Attef ne muscles nave experienced q
severe tax upon their powers 20 con-
rracl ana relax and thus produce the
required amount Of energy for work
q pay me presence Of fatigue ia its
various degrees throws ne hoff77
11ecnanlau or ltg usual balance ara
tle tlrrns erect manner which nor
91zLly belongs 10 Do becomes trans
lurme1 iEt1 posture characterized +
qy arooqinF, iaInezs and 8 tired, ufe-
Tess attituda.
II the muscles, not only when "a
til-s CONDITION but in ordinary times. E
are fesuiarlT n1assaged. both By ones
SELF and once ID While by a profess 7
s-onal massan1e al a Turkish Eath or
beauty parLori the continued produc-i
elon o. muscle fatigue toxin fs ~srv .
Llfgely prevented, and the Ordinary (
DIZZY or one ser Of uTzscles AGAINST the Z
ctler can so on without the inter
-ereuce OF zearluezs 70 pull down I
their erect posture and their grace j
lul manner.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-11-15
LittIeBObbie
Chicken Hawk Attracted to Meet
ing Of Mas Clubi There Nay Be
Chickens With the Hens.
By wILLL.h F. kirk.

II WAS looking at a big burd tina;
aiighted nesr our house yesterday
That Is a choking Hawk. Bobbie
sed Pa, one Of the most dedly fowls
that fys the air
What does It Get? Z sed.
Chickings, ssd Pa, uttel tender
chickinEs. II never bites old hens,
thay ars too turf
Why Is Il flying nser hsrel I ssd.
There amt any chickings here
Why. sed Pa. beekaus yura deer
mother Is having a meeting OF her
club Pa sed, q tbs Clicking hawk
fingered that thare mite be sum
ehiekings around ware thare was 80
many old hens
How terribly CLEVER you seem this
A H., sed Ma
cant help e. sed Pa, them Iittsi
Joaks Jest bubble out Of ne. u Is
my mater 70 be lite harted q merry.
sed Pa
Thare Is no need OF making other
peepul hevvy harted with such 5oazs,
sed Ma You shud have better taste.
Does CHECKING hawks ever Get
ducks? I sed 70 Pa.
Wen the ducks Is on land thav are
II the saim danger as chickinEs. sed
Pa, Wich teeches Us 70 play our own
alsuem a. stay ware We belong. IL
was always my deesire 70 stay ware
I belong that KEEP me from beelug
president OF the q. s., sed Pa.
That Is the moast sausfbuI thing
you have sed for a long time. sad
Ma I wish moar Clicking hawks Wud
tly around here, il thay have that
effeck on you, sed Ma.
Anything that mailzs Us look up at
the sky, sed Pa, is a good thing, eeven
clouds.
Does choking hawks ny faster than
ary-plains2 / sed TO Pa
No, sed Pa There IS only one burd
that can fly that fast, the wild goose,
sed Pa 7 have shot Wild gooses go
ing so miles a hour, sed Pa, & thay
was flying aggenst the wind
Truth Is stranger than fickshun,
ged Ma
What do you meen? sed Pa Do you
meen that I newer shot wild gooses?
Certingly not, sed Ma. how cud
deny anything you say to Bobbie. A
man Wud be pritty far lost TO Honor.
sed Ma N he Wud lie to his littel son
wen his wife is around handy. sed Ma.
That rs too deep for me, sed Pa. so
we viii keep on talking about Wild
gooses. Bobbie & me, sed Pa You can
reed yure paipers sed Pa.
I like 10 hear Ma talk her cotcs
sounds pritty. I sed-
Boboie, sed IA. you are a httei
darling here Is a quarter, Ma sed.
Pa has got a nice voice too, but !
saw him give ia ali his mummy this
morning.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-11-15

cents. This caused several % lose ln-
terlst Do the f. C. o. Z fight Buh
sa1s u the advance puts him ln a
bad lsht before the public. he cannot
aelp u e. be does not propose 70 lose
money % ne popular
zero Peek Is watching the high cost
Of living proceedings with g00t deal
or inter est IS he has been pretty
hard rum for several month1
yam Barlow fcsud e pair o. pole
climbers somewhere and tried them
en- me prstl9 striped barber pole in
1rour o. Dan Ecck's shop yam has
as orders &c stay down off The role.
e. be has ALREADY damaged several a
the stripes on It.
The high cost Of wearing arparsI
has not affected Daniel Nathsusla fl
the least Re is Sin wearing the
same ha- and the same coat and
smoking the sane PIPE he had when
Pc sa-he acre over 81 years ago.
Lne FOOD lnFesriEe tors have made
6is bit VITA the old miser.
zee -a1ley drove over and killed a
COCO 1os 1eioneius 70 zero Peek
Yesterday Bee claims % VAS an acei-
dent. while zero says there was no
ing 50 SLOW the hog thought 81 could
set across the road without being 81
any hurry
TIE postmaster says there are lots
"a H4.AAA.- -.AI|NaAAaa A.. N.M..N .MHr
should le excluded. he thinks ergs
IS one -nllg that should not be ad-
mitted. unless they have been care
tullr candled
The mail carrier claims he has the
meanest Job 'n the world. that it Is
PAD ~ an seasons o. the year IN
summer u Is TOO hct and in winter
too cold.
70 e being whispered around that
a casn and carry grocery may Be
opened IN EcEvillc- Bu1 Smothers
oppose this new concern. re ~ ~
ready SAID such a grocery would do
no good, -lat people were too lazy 10
carry tie goods and DID not have any
money 20 pay the cash.
when MISS Fetuull Belcher came
OUT yesterday with her new style high
shoes on. Bee Easier was heard 70
admire them Zee wears boots both
winter and summer and these new
shoes are regarded by him as g sore
af an enforcement