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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-30
Bolshevists Badly Beaten.
tBy Associated Prem.1

LONDON. April 29-Bolsheyist for
aes attacked the allied troops on the
sIurmansk railway at KurGomim, OF
Monday, but were easily repulsed. says
statement today from the British
War Office. The enemy left a num-
her of prisoners behind.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-30
no Addre.. Girl., Mn..-MectInE.

A biological moving picture film will
be featured at the mass-mccting for all
girls this evening at the John Marshall
High School auditorium at o'clock
DR.. Edith Hedges Matzkc, of tho Social
Morality Committee War Work Coun-
ell, Young Womcn's Christian Associa-
ton, is the speaker of the evening.
Every girl is invited to the mass
meeting.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-30

company Of friends present. Tho
groom has recently returned from
France, where he served with the
Rainbow Division. After an extended
northern trip MIR. and Mrs. Patterson
will mako their homo after June 1 at
2228 Stuart Avenue.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-30

Captain and Mrs. Darlington Williams are
IN the North for short stay. the former
having just returned from service over
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-30
Course OF Ships Diverted.

The transports Finland and Pastores.
both bringing members of the Iron
York, according 10 wireless adviccs re-
ceived here today. The ships were
due here Nav
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-30
In New York.

In New York.
Mr. and Mrs w. W. George NJ. wyatt
Nance. X. II. Laird
T. q. Leahy. Springer
S II. Lewis. A. H. Tcn.cr Jr
H. H. Wallis. Mrs " u Porter
r. j. Lcahy. o. H. shelton
Mrs. a. j.. Herring Miss ucien CarroI
Mrs. II. @. Willis George Uutchins
Mrs. l.. W. Hines Mrs 81 r. Rci63ch
". ~. DaoneS. j. w. Berry.
J. y" Berry J. B. Atkins,
=, -; Atklns. Miss b. Danforth and
u. ~ Laird. w. H. Parrish
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-30

Womcn's Meetings.
The regular meeting of the woman's
AUXILIARY Of 81. raul,s Church will be held
street. on Friday at IL noon A"A''h
The regular monthly meeting OF the
Richmond Nurses Club will be held in the
y; " 6 a; club room THURSDAY afternoon
other towns will be cordially welcomed
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-30

Miss Gene Cray Heck has left for Wash
lnRton and New York. where sho will spend
several weeks " '
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-30
IN AND OUT OF TOWN.

In and Out OF Town.
Miss Eme Branch has returned to her
nome IN Richmond after extended stay
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-30

Mrs. Edward Chambers Goodc. of Boyd
Franklin Street.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-30
Womcn's Meetings.

Nr and Mrs. Charles r. Norman have
Hotel in New York.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-04-30
Celebrate silver Wedding.

Celebrate Silver Wedding.
A great many friends were present
Friday evening when Mr.. and Mrs.
Edward Fl. Metzger, celebrated the
twenty.ffth anniversary OF their mar
eighth Street. color scheme of white
was effectively carried out in the deco
fattons and the table was set with q
tcenterpfece OF white flowers
PattersoH.JoBes.
The marriage OF Miss Helen Jones to
James G. Patterson was celebrated
Yesterday at tho home OF the Rev.
Fred r. Chenault, with only a small
The Raymer enterprise. (New Raymer, Weld County, Colo.) 1910-19??, 1919-09-04

FOR SALE:-Poland China Boar pig
old enough for service. Enterprise
ONCE. q
WE Have q slightly used piano in
this vicinity, just like new. which
we are anxious to dispose Of at
once. Terms, . years at lowest
price. Plain design. beautifully
figured wood. Phone or write US
to-day at Greeley. Colorado for
particulars.-The Knight Camp
bell Music Co., p. J. Kellerman.
Mgr.
FOR SALE:--Kentucky pressed drill.
10 IT,, nearly new. VIII sell cheap.
Inquire at Enterprise office. 1879
FOR SALE:-Two Red Poll ,ulls.
about year old. Good ones
Claude Davis. 15-tf
FOR SALE OR TRADE:--One Ford
son tractor and plows.-Ray Got
fredson. Buckingham Colo. 1877
OUND:-A sack OF wheat. Owner
may have same by calling a: my
place and paying for this add. H.
@. McCracken.
STRAYED:--.. COW. dun color. some
white with 20" on left side CT
rump. deho-ned. probably 5 years
old. giving good mess OF milk she
left my plIce Thursday morning.
Aug, 18th. Suitable reward Tor
return.-C. H. Splitter 1879.
FOR SALE:-Johnson corn binder,
nearly new. H. w. Fowler. 1
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
(PubIsher)
Department Of The Interior
U. 8. Land Once at Sterling. Colorado.
Claimant names - witnesses:
July 20. 1919.
Notice s hereby given that Albert B. Allen.
Of New Raymer. Colorado. who on Decem-
Der "a. 1914 made Homestead Entry. Serial
No. o22ois, for 81. Section 81. Township Q
North. Range 81 West. 9Th Principal Mcrid-
ian. has filed notice Of intention to make
Final Three Year Proof. to establish eln,m to
the land above described. before U. s. Com
missioner Clyde L. Stanley. at New Rsvmer.
Colorado. on the 9th day Of September, 1919.
Claimant names - witnsses:
Harry WALES. Of stoneham. Colorado:
Gerald p. Brown. Albert J. Leach and I'd
ward G. wonfold, all Of New Rsymsr. Colo
rado. 7-3l 8-2s
Al p. BROWNS. Register
The Raymer enterprise. (New Raymer, Weld County, Colo.) 1910-19??, 1919-09-04
tPUBLIsHHR)
Dspartmsnt Of ths Interiss

u 8. Land Once 1t Startling. Colorado
July s. 1919.
d merely given that Elsie N. Sem.
hol.r. OF stoneham. Colorado. who. on Feb.
ruary 2sth, 1916. made Homestead Entry
Serial No. o2sis4. for EhNEa, SWhNEA
Section "a. Township 10 North, Range 81
West. 9Th Principal Meridian, has nlsd no.
tice Of intention TO make Final Thrss ysaz
Proof. to establish claim to the land above
Commissioner. at Avslo. Colorado. on thu
described. before Clyde L. STANLEY. u. 3
Commissioner. at Avalo, Colorado. on thu
18th day Of August. 1919.
Claimant names ~ witnesses:
Edmund r. Shapley, Frank Eaton. Clar.
snee Eaton. and Jerome la Bounty. all Of
S1,neham, Colorado. tit S-i<
A. p. BROWNS. ReRster.
The Raymer enterprise. (New Raymer, Weld County, Colo.) 1910-19??, 1919-09-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
(PUBLISHER)

Department Of the Interior
U. 8. Land Office at Sterling, Colorado,
August s. 1918.
Notice Is hereby given that Elmo L. Braden.
Of Avalo. Colorado, who. on May "a. 1916.
made Homestead Entry Serial No. o2l64t. for
EaNEh. Section s. Township 10 North.
Range 81 West, 9Th Principal Meridian. has
hled notice Of intention TO make Final Three
Year Proof to establish claim TO the land
above described before u. s. Commissioner
Clyde L. Stanley. at Avaio. Colorado on the
22nd day Of September, 1919.
Claimant names as witnesses:
John Savage, Charles Baker. Fred 8. Mon
hx. James Woody all Of Avalo, Colora-
do. s-i4 Sill
AT. BROWNS. Res.,er.
The Raymer enterprise. (New Raymer, Weld County, Colo.) 1910-19??, 1919-09-04
Unusual Death.

TO fall to death In q seething whiri
pool was the fate Of two Swiss lovers
. few days ago The couple we're viz
tting the famous Handegg Falls near
ksiringen whom q small bridge nver
the River Aars collapsed and they
ton 40 feet into the whirlpool below
The Raymer enterprise. (New Raymer, Weld County, Colo.) 1910-19??, 1919-09-04

NOTICE or DETERMINATION OF
HEIRsHIP
STATE OF CoLORADo)
)SS
County Of Weld.
In ths Cssnty Court In Probate
In the matter Of the Etats Of
No. 1fls.
Henry Brewer. Deceased.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, That on
Monday. the eighth day Of September. A. D.,
1919. ct the hour Of 10 O'Clock A. r.. Of said
day. said Court will receive and hear proofs
concerning the heirs Of said Henry Brewer.
deceased. pursuant TO the verified petition Of
Crawford wells Brewer. claimant as sole
heir ct law Of said Henry Brewer. deeca,ed.
heretofore fled herein, asking for judicial
aseertainment and determination Of the heir
ship Of said Estate. and from which II ap-
pean that the adult son and sols surviving
heir at law Of said Henry Brewer, deceased.
NOW, THEREFORE,. Any and I'll persons
No are or claim 70 be heirs 1t law Of said
Henry Brewer. dscessed, are hereby required
TO Be md appear thsrsat. or abids the deter
mination Of the Court thereon
n. J. ROTH.
Dated ct Stonehsm. Stonsham. Colorado.
this sth day Of August A. D., 1918.
II. J. ROTH, Administrator
Of Tho sstats Of Henry Brewer, Diseased
I. 8. Smith Attorney.
Fiut publication Aug. II. 1919.
Last puhl1saiea - I, 1919
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-09-23
REF 1YD0W " PkO-
SNROWIE.

7. Opiolo podaje W "Stowle fol-
skiem'' opowiadanie naocznego swlad-
ka O rzezi zydGw w Pfosirowle. Me
zmiernie ten n~astrojOwy mr0Zacy
krew w hyhach obrazek jest typowy Ola
popiom6w zydowskich IA Ukraine.
Powodem rzezi zydGw w PloSkiro-
vie byio p~olaczenie sic zydow z Dol
szewfkami, przeciw wojskom ukraln-
skim. Pc cofnieciu sig bolszewik0W
zaporozka brygada i'm. Petury ZaJefa
beZ trudu miastO.
Okolo pOiudnia strzaly przycichiy
/ zalegla grObowa cisza. Cd strony mia
sta laden szmer ME dolatywa}. Czion-
kowie organizacyi bolszewickiej chyt-
klein wyjechali do Winnicy, kilku roz-
biegio sic po okolicznych wsiach l mia
s~teczkach. lie strony przeciwnej PREY
gotowywano odwet. w kosZarach opa-
nowanych przez hajdamacki pufk bry-
gady zaporoskiej, ataman Scmcnenko
otowa} ~straszny sad ME mad winny-
mn kt6rzv uciekli, ale mad GAIA ludno-
Scia zydowska.
Rozkaz brzmiaI: Me TRAGIC naboj6w,
ME oszczedzac nikoGo, ME rabowac!
z~olnicrzom rozdano kokaine ma ku-
raa.
O godz. . DO po{udniu cztery oddzla-
" " lic7bie dwustu ludzi pod wodza
oficer6w ruszy4y W pelnem nbrojeniu
do niasta. Pred mimi jecha4y konne
patrole, kt0re rozkazywaly n~ielicznym
przechodniom kryc sic pO domach
nae wychylac sic na ulice, albowiem
..budet uzasnyj boz. Zohnier0e sill
czw6rkami, ~spiewajac piesni zofnier-
skie. Wnet staneli W ulicach miasta l
tn officer wydziela} pc kilku do po-
s1czeg0lnych dom6w.
Cichutko wchodZili do dom0w, W
kt6rych "a chwile rozlegaa sic spazma'
tyczny place., okropne wycie, przyt1u,
mione natychmiast wprawna reka O.
prawc6w, jek urwany a potem "a
krwawione POSTAGE zofnierskie wycho
dziIy z domu.
- Skinczyli, bat'ko....
- WSiech?
- A kakze!
- Ladno!
I poch6d ten straszny posuwa{ sic
systematycznie ulicami, cd domu dc
domu. clchy, ponury, coraz wiece,
krwawy. Me we wszystkich domacl
W dzielnicy, zamieszkalej przez zyd0w
aydzi mieszkali. Pomylek jednakze nit
czyniono.
L mas ~jewrejew met - odezwa
sic czasem CLOS przeleklei kobiety.
Nam treba jewrejew | drzw
sic z powrotem zamykaly, a POSTAGE v
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-09-23

nych i'm przez wysoce spbtelna leu
tralnoSc ziemi leila. ZjechaIo okoto
500 (trzystu) Polak6w 2 Brazylti. A
nareszcie n~adciagneiy sromadkl Off
cerow z Murmanu.
Zawieszenie broni d0liero o:kne-
10 reszte jehcow-Polaktw z armii
niemieckiej we Francyi i zeszio sic
70 zezwoleniem rzadu w@oskieso ma
zaciaganie jeGc6w-Polak6w z armii
austryackiej, do ostatLiej bowiem
chwili rad wloski warunkowa! &c
zwolenie swe zadaniem ABLY sformo-
wani W S eregi narodowe polskie
jehcy pozostali ma fron@ie wloskim.
Jency-Polacy z armi! austryac-
kiej rusZyli ttumnie i z zapalen. "a
pal ten udzieliI sic nawet rzA"'>r
najbardziej nieufnym, najbardziej
przejetych propaganda ma rzecz Wy,
l~acznej kompetencyi ~politycznej ra-
dy regencyjnej.
Procentowo sk}ad ltczebny Srmii
blekitnej dale, mniej wiecej, nastr-
pujace dane:
SzesGdziesiat piet proc. zo}nierzy.
kt6rzy staneli W szeregach pred "a
w~ieszeniem broni. a Gale trzydzicSci
piet takich, kt0rzy ~przybyli do Mich
DO rozbiciu mocarstw centralnych.
badA to,ze sic ociagali, badz re ME
wolno i'm bylo roit o takiem szcze-
sciu. badz. ie doplero W ostatniej
chwili dostali sic do niewoli.
Polacy re Stan6w Zjednoczonycn
stanowia okolo dwudz!estu czterech
procent ,,hallerczyk6w", ktorych
gl6wny zastep tworza dzisiaj jency,
wzieci przez F~rancuzow i Wlochow.
Stosunek atoli ten zmienia sic
bardzo, jezeli przyszloby mierzyc
wartoSc moralna kazdego poszcze--
g6lnego konty2ensu. Wowczas, pO
oddauiu holdu dzielnei, ~szczereJ'
ofiarnej gromadce legionistow armli
fr~ancuskiej, tych pionierow spraWy
narodowej ma zachodsie Europy, ma
ley sic przedewszystkiem uznanie
szlachetnej, prawej mlodziely anne
rykahsko-polskiej. Jej TO duch, ]eJ
poryw stall sic przykiadem; stall sic
wzorem, stall sic poteznem ziszcze--
MEM PieSni mad PieSniami. Przeoy-
Ii ocean,, ably z karabinem W reku po-
wr6cic do ~ojczyzny. Ia sprawa tych
wlasnie ,,amerykan' armia bieklt-
ma wzmogla sic i ,urosla do "ielu'
wielu tysiecy, ~przejeia ,hallerczy--
kow' moca potezna, BIO zadalaca
k}am tel, w~czoraiszei. smutnej pro-
pagandzie, kt6ra miiosc ziemi ma
szych zaoceanowych rodakow usl-
,ovala nazywac n%iefortunna impre-
20 Slaw. Vie.
(Kuryer Warszawskl)
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-09-23
z PRASY kRAJ0WEJ.

mi uszami / nosami, kobiety 2 rozpru'
tcmi brzuchami. Me ~siyszahO sic Je-
dnak 2 ust tych niesuzesliwc6w ma
wet cicheSo jeku.
Przez Gala niedziele 1890 lutego zwo-
hono zabitych / rannych. A tymczasem
choc rzez ~oficyalna byfa ~sko6czona. NOR
dy ME usta AWAY. w nicdZiele ponie-
dzia{ek zabito jeszcze Acknowledgment
zyd0w. kt0rzy nieostroznie wychylili
sic z donru .WiesG o pogromie Totem bly,
skawicy rozeszla sic po okolicy. Idac "a
przykIadem wojska, ch}opi ma wlasna
| reke wyrzneti zyd6w pobliskich
wsiach ruskich, z tych ma jviecej ofiar
, okoio 10. miala wieS R0zyczna. Tu i
owdzic zakopywano Hyi6w zywcem.
Specyalnq ckspetycyc wysfaf Sc
menenko dnia 1T-gO luteg0 do Felszty-
ma, gdzie rezunie W liczbie trZydzie-
stu W przeciagu ki1ku goblin wyrzneli
900 zyd6w i puScili Il dymem stare su-
kiennice. gdzie m6stwo Robin zydow-
skich mieszkafo. Wracali IS lutego oma-
zani krwia i bogatym .,lupem wojen-
nym."
Dnia 17-go lutego sLo6czy} sic of
cyalny i p6loficyalny sad mad lydia
mi.
- Batko ataman VIE pomylowal -
pOwtarzali Sami kOZacy.
Zwo5ono trupy. Wynoszono je die
siatkami 2 mieszkah. Wieziono stosy
ofiar. Ma saniach. Pc piec, dzieSiec, a
nawet pietnaScic trup6w rzuconych ME
dbale jeden ma drugim. Woznica 4o1-
nierz siudal ma trupie, jak ma siedze-
niu.
- NiczewO!
] .iechal ten korOw0d przez diva dni.
u Samych Hreczon zarekwirowano O.
sicmdzicsiat zaimprowizowanych kara
wun6w. Tlum wystawai ia ulicach l
pozrawrI trupy. Wymieniano zdanla z
wOznicanli.
- To dzleckO porzucone ko}o chile
wa dnjada}a juz Swinia. Ledwie ja Cd
pcdzor y. Me chciaa ustapic....
\ ma cmentarzu skladano trupy "
Osiem rzef0w. To ME pObojowia0o,
gdzie hoh!crz z zo}nierzem twarZa W
! twa:z sic scieral. Jak systematycznie
rzuieto. tax samo systematycznie ska
dano sergeant. Leia}y dziec, starcy,
~mczcayzni i kobiety - bezwstydnie po-
odfrywane, W pokreconych pozycyach,
a miedzy tenn trupam kraiyla mloda
pickna dziewczyna z oblakaniem W O.
, each. w nocy ZakOpano wszystkie tru
py W jednym dole. OGDEN wedlug sta
, tystyki ~oficyalnei zamordowano 1,50O
zyd0w. 40 zss poraniono. q posrod
rannych 7 powodu marnej opieki "a
ledwie dzles alta czesc w~yzdrow1ala.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-09-23
W sadzie.

Oskarzono Gle, 2es sasiadowi
zrobil dziure W glowie, w~ielkoSci
do!ara?
To klamstwo, panic sedzio; Iro-
bilem mu wprawdzie lziure, ale ME
WieksZa Cd kWodra.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-09-23

Poezukujesz piracy? Czytaj ptlnie
o~sloezenia pod rubryka ,PRACA' ma
szpaltach DZIENNIKA CHICAGO
SKFGO.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-03-12
"BLACK JACK. PERsHING

From the Philadelphia Public Ledger.
 There has been good deal of mys- tery as to when and why Pershing got the nickname, "Black Jack" He is pro- nounced blond. What suggested to his foster -christeners the label 'Black?" I have talked with army officers, old friends of Pershing, who have expressed the belief that the name was simply in- vented by some newspaper man who be- lieved that a man with a picturesque career should have a picturesque handle to his name. Ever since Pershings mili- tary achievements in the Philippines put his name in the newspapers chroniclers of his doings have presented him to tho public as Black Jack Pershing. The use of this sobriquet has always sounded a certain note of admiration, as though Pershing, the soldier. were possessed of the same deadly waIlop as is that deadly little weapon whose name he shares.
 The truth is that Pershing was nick named by the cadets "Black Jack be- cause of his unpopularity as a tactical officer. The cadets wanted an oppro- brious title for him. Those usually ferz tile fields of suggestion-some peculiarity of appearance or manner-were barren. The inspiration came to some cadet. academy from the Tenth cavalry, negro regiment. In time this evolved into Black Jack
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-03-12
STARTING THE DAY

From the Washington Star.
 The French breakfast has always been light-coffee. a roll. pat of unsaited butter. The English breakfast Is light now, but before the war it was the heav- fest, without exception, in the world.
 An Englishman in the early days or 1914 would begin his breakfast with oat- meal porridge. This would be followed by fsh-kipper or whiting. Then came the breakfast proper which would prob ably consist of bacon and eggs, a plate of sausage and dish of deviled kidneys. The meal ended with a sweet, marma- Jade or jam, and. of course, it was ac- companied throughout with cup after cup of coffee. and rack after rack ot toast. Between courses, too. 1t was cus- tomary to peck at a cold game pie or q slice. or two of cold boiled ham.
 There's a story they tell about the English breakfast. An Englishwoman said to her husband one Sunday morn ing:
 Jack, dear, I do wish you'd eat a lighter breakfast today. I'm so afraid youn be having another nightmare ir church.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-03-12
JOYCE KILMER
Arthur Guiterman in Poems, Essays and Letters"

Arthur Guiterman in Poems, Essays s and Letters" Dear Joyce, beloved of saints and men, AS always. cheer and comfort bring
 ing. How good to know your warmth again. Your kindly talk. your manly sing
 ing, No transport bears you up the bay But all your best is ours forever. Your bugle note of Rouge Bouquet. Your songs of faith and high en
 deavor Of little. homes, of village streets. Of Trees" of Stars" in mystic
 splendor; And every heart that loves, repeats Your "valenune" so true and tender. What wealth of soul was his to spend On flotsam. jetsam. waif and lagan, That all who knew him called him
 "Friend.'' No matter If he called them "Paganr' And other pens shall praise his art; But le. them know who write hsrc- after That love was golden in his heart, While on his lips was valiant laugh
 ter.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-03-12
5IITTLE OLD MAID" OF EUROPE

out Jacobnism which, to the rulers of
 that time, was the equivalent of pres-
 ent day bolshevism.i\
 "Even a monarch, if he be Rus
 sian, talks his politics-o a cup of
 tea Metternich gladly spent three
 hours over the mystic samovar at a
 little Troppau inn to bring that polit-
 ical Hamlet, Czar Alexander. around to
 signing the famous Troppau protocol
 'On account of the revolution of Ma
 ples, Italy was the bogey of mon archs who feared the revolution habit might spread. Hence the document which set forth that states wherein the form of government had been al- tered by a revolution ceased to be members of / the European alliance Moreover, if immediate danger threat ened, other nations bound themselves to employ arms, if need be, "to bring back the guilty state into the bosom of the great alliance
 "This protocol had an important | bearing upon the Congress of Laibacli a year later. Even more significant. though, was the beginning of Metter- nich's influence over Alexander which diverted that irresolute mystic from i launching reforms that alarmed tns crowned heads of Europe to the form ! ulation of aristocratic principles which | Russia was not to shake off until thu world war now ending.
 In Silesia the metal and textile in dustries thrived. Cloths, woolens, lin- ems and cotton goods were made. Tha l iron industry centered at Trzinietz. near Teschen. Troppau manufactured ! machinery and agricultural imple- I ments. Organs and chemicals were l among sother diverse products Many | of these industries were impaired when l Silesa came within the range of the J eastern front campaign early in the world war"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-03-12
LUKE NI'LUKE SAYS

A really great man is one who knows
 how to keep the trap closed that leads
 from his dome of thought
 The bolsheviki and the Mexican army
 are in the same fix. Too many leaders
 and not enough followers.
 A man doesn't have to look pretty the
 way a woman does. . People want to
 know how much he's made, not how
 much he's made up.
 A girl has to suffer good deal to
 keep from eating onions during the engagement. But she sure makes up for it after the honeymoon. A girl can wear monkey hat, a green vest and a red coat and LOOK human. But man couldn't do II. Another liar is the married man who tells you he can always find what he IS looking for just. where he puts it, The sort of fellow that whines that the world owes him living usually owes enough to balance the debt. A piledriver can accomplish a great deal of work and yet make lot oi noise about it. But you should remen,- Der that you are not a piledriver Some men are kept so busy talking 1 about what they are going to do that ] they haven't time to do anything else. Most of us worry heap more about getting our salaries than we do abou' ] earning them.
 When a>man tips waiter he never asks the waiter what he did with ths l 50 cents he handed him last week. , 1 man saves that question for his wife because he doesn't want the waiter t' regard him as a cheap skate. | Maybe girl doesn't know that hobble skirt makes her walk like sh' was wading in water knee deep 1 A man doesn't mind his own ex. penses before marriage. But the bet
 ting is that he win mind his wife's ex'
 penses after marriage.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-03-12

survived the gruelling battles in which the Rainbow Division" participated.
 Surely there is not man, woman or child in Birmingham whose heart will not quicken at the thought of be- ling able to lavish hospitality and all the honor within our means to bestow on these gallant men. They are not all Alabamians, by any means. There will be soldiers from other parts of the country, but that will not make our reception of them any less cordial and sincere.
 Nothing we could do for them would exceed their just deserts, for they have made a record of which the na- ton is proud. The name Alabama" has been imperishably written into the history of the war. The 167th regiment was conspicuous among the units that amazed the best troops ot Germany by their dash and intre- pidity.
 Plans to receive this regiment are now being worked out. Although Bir- mingham has in the past won fame as a hostess, it should be the ambi- tion of every person here to make the reception of the 167th regiment sur pass any public undertaking of the kind that has preceded it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-03-12
Knew His Range

"An amusing incident happened in the corridor of the courthouse yester- day" said T. $. Morris, a juryman.
 "A crowd of fellow unfortunates were seated on a row of seats while on the floor was a cuspidor An old farmer, with a juicy, generous cud In his mouth got up from his seat, moved the re- ceptacle about six or seven inches to- ward him and then sat down with the remark that it had been out of his range. He undoubtedly was well versed on distance, for every shot after that the gentleman from the rural district struck the bullseye with as much ease as a sharpshooter would pick off Hun from his perch in some tree or loft"