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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
Second Coming of Christ
Is Near, Asserts Dean

Atlanta, Ca. April 22-The return
Of the Jews TO Palestine is a big ele-
ment in the next world crisis. in the
opinion Of DR.. William Evans. dean
OF the Bible institute Of Los Angeles.
recently here, while attending the
Tabernacle Bible conference.
There is no other construction TO
be placed on the prophecy. made by
Jesus from the Mount OF olives. that
Jerusalem would be destroyed and its
people scattered and that they would
later come back and rebuild their
kingdom, when Christ would return
to the world and re-establish His
kingdom here" Dr.. Evans said "The
movement Of the Jews to re-estabIish
themselves in Palestine means that
the second coming Of Christ is near
at hand"
DR.. Evans declared that the prin-
cinal lesson to be drawn from the
great war is the collapse Of the theory
Of evolution.
The world was rapidly coming un-
der the influence Of German 'kul-
tur.'" he declared, and that kultur.
teaching as it did. that the Bible
meant nothing and materialism every
thing. brought about the great war
When q man ceases TO love God. he
ceases to love his fellow man Minis
tiers who preach this German doctrine
of materialism from the pulpit are
traitors
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
Careless Use of Soap
Spells the Hair

Soap should be used very carefully.
lf you want TO keep your hair looking
its best Most soaps and prepared
.shampoos contain too much alkali.
This dries the scalp. makes the hair
brittle, and ruins it.
The best thing for steady use is just
ordinary mulsified cocoanut oil (which
is pure and greaseless). and is better
than the most expensive soap or any
thing else you can use.
One or two teaspoonsful viii cleanse
the hair and scalp thoroughly. Simply
moisten the hair with water and rub it
in. 1t makes an abundance or rich.
creamy lather. which rinses out easily.
removing every particle OF dust. dirt,
dandruff and excessive oil The hair
dries quickly and evenly. and it leaves
the scalp soft. and the hair fine and
silky, bright. lu- trous fluffy and easy
to manage
You can get mulsifed cocoanut oil
at any pharmacy. it's very cheap. and
a few ounces win supply every men,
Der Of the family for months.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
ArbOrDay With Planting OF Trees
In Memory Disorders, VIII Be Of
Special Significance This Yeor

ernor SprouL TO preserve the names
OF these heroes who made the SUI
preme sacrifice in a long lived. vigor-
Gus tree, capable of OUTLYING the cen
lures. TO bless those who are to come
by its cooling shade and its added
beauty to our land. For this purpose
no short lived or puny trees should be
taken The lofty spirit of patriotism
is not satisfied with anything but that
Of the most enduring character"
Governor Goodrich. Of Indiana. has
set April IS as Arbor day Adolph
Jaenicze, forester Of Fort Wayne. Ind .
has informed the American Forestry
association that the city has secured
$50 trees TO be planted in a memorial
park there Philadelphia. with the
largest park in the United States and
with miles Of trees along its streets.
has started an active campaign to
plant memorial trees. while New York
city. New Orleans. Worcester. Mass. (;
Cincinnati, Atlanta, Lexington. KY;
Rochester. n. Y; Baltimore. Washing
ton. Pittsburg. Chicago, St. Paul. St
Louis, Fort Worth, Tex. and numer-
Gus other cities are preparing TO
honor their heroes in this way. In
many cases entire counties or town
ships are planting trees
The planting OF trees as memorials
is linked closely with the building
and the Improvement Of the highways,
for which purpose there is valuable
during the present fiscal year more
than S75.000.000, with S92.150.000 avail
able for this work in 1920.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
Cart all Philosophy Amuses London
Speaker Can t Pronounce BoIsheUisn1

! She has a platform with more
plankS TO II than a California redwood
tree. She is against the Germans She
I wants them all thrown out of England
and out of the British army and navy
She doesn't want them anywhere She
is a machine-gunner. She says If she
had her way she would put a ring OF
machine guns around Berlin and turn
them on all the Germans
She fears they are a grave menace
to England And she leans down to-
ward the audience confidentially and
says:
and I have records in my posses
sion to show that in the United States
the German menace is worse than It
was before the war. I am surprised
that America permits it; but we do
not want to permit it in this coun-
low. Hi. ST. Lydy." yells a little
British Tommy. with a CLEAN in his
I eve and four wound stripes on his
arm, you've got Germans on the
Z brain"
/ HFm from America" announces a
man with a soft. drawing voice, but
very little aggressiveness, 1--WE made
3 the Germans go to work. / don
think YOU people over here under
Z stand our temperament. That's the
I main trouble. If you did you would
see that the Germans in America are
a cringing lot now
s'But we don't want them here
whether they are crinGing OF not
I declares the woman
But how are they going to pay
the indemnity If they are not allowed
I to trade with us2" calls a big, hulking
man with a squirt in his eye and
three teeth out
The Lydy brings out her machine
guns again
IF I had my way would put them
all in Germany and NOV them down
q - she ~nnn1NE
What do YOU think Of the League
OF Nations?" calls a substantial look
T don't believe IN a League OF
/ Nations" she says. 1T IS nothing
more than the balance Of power IN an
other form What I believe in Is Tor
Britain to be prepared at all times
against any aliens The Germans are
worse in America than here; they are
busy with their propaganda in Ire
But Ireland was disloyaL" shouts
a demobolized soldier in a green hat
4 am IRISH" retorts the Lydy with
some spirit. But believe ireland
should be kept part Of the British
IF England doesn't keep her. Amer
lea viii get her" ventures another
aOw. America wouldn't have her"
yells the little British Tommy;
Hit him over the headr'
GrowLs. ye1ps and bowls are coming
from the back OF the audience A lit
tie irish terrier and a big wOolly Eng
fish dog are trying to choke each
other to death TO settle the Irish Cues-
ton The crowd surges around the
dogs. carefully avoiding the tail Eng
lish bobby. who stands with his arms
folded. remaining neutral The dogs
are dragged apart
What about the Bolshevists and
Russian" cries another man
Il believe the Bol-Bols-Bolshism
the Lydy mumbles and becomes con
fused I'm her failure to pronounce the
word She goes back to her old stand
BY. the machine guns. saying:
"Td-Td-Td put them all in one
place and shoot them down"
"The German menace" again re-
peats the Lydy. 'is something TO be
watched II has got a strong foothold
IN America today. They have Ger
mans in the American army. but
don't believe a man who cannot be
loyal to his own country can be loyal
20 any other"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22

The American Forestry association
has worked out plans for the registra.-
tiOns Of all memorial trees Wnicn
are planted. is making provision 20
furnish markers which VIII bear the
name of the individual for whom the
tree is planted. and viii present a
certificate Of registration to the or
Eanization or individual who does the
planting This viii thus constitute
a permanent record Of this tribute by
the American people TO their sons
who served in the great war
Detroit and number of towns and
villages nearby are setting out trees
along the highways in that section
The Detroit Rotary club. which a.
ent TO each Of its members who had
Joined the army or navy. decided IN
stead to plant trees in honor Of these
men. 16 in number. none OF whom,
however. was killed
A number of governors, as a result
Of the suggestion made TO them by
the American Forestry association
have urged the special importance Of
Arbor day this spring. and have issued
prOclamations calling for planting
Governor Sproul, Of Pennsylvania, IN
fixing April % as a special day for
this purpose. declares that. having
fought a victorious foreign war, We
are now filled with the spirit OF the
memorial tree in honor Of our soldier
dead. victims Of a great and cruel
contest. held in tender memory py
the public mind"
at is a patriotic impulse" adds gov
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22

ETTASHINGTON. D. c., April e.
w Plans fofr the planting OF me-
mortal trees for Americas soldier and
sailor dead and in honor Of those who
offered their services are under way in
many places throughout the United
States. while IN numerous instances
such planting already has taken place.
Following the suggestion Of the
American Forestry association to the
governors Of the states. made shortly
after the signing Of the armistice last
November, great impetus has been
given 70 this movement, and Arbor
day VIII be celebrated this year in
many OF the states with a deeper sig
ni1lcance and in more widespread
manner than IL has ever before en-
joyed.
Among the hundreds CT reports TO
the American Forestry association
from many cities and towns through
ont she United States that from Min
neapOlis shows the most elaborate
plans yet made to plant memorial
trees That city has secured 1900
trees TO be placed along the parkways,
and a fund has been donated by
Charles n LOrinE- former president of
the state Forestry association. to care
permanently for the trees. The
American white elm most popular Of
al trees for street planting in this
country, has been selected for the
purpose The noble memorials VIII
be spread along miles Of handsome
driveways through the city park sys-
TEN
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
To Properly Treat
Obstinate Wrinkles

Particularly where wrinkles are long
and deep the massage dcvctee IS apt 20
rub 100 hard and TOO frequently. This
looseus the skin. causes muscles 90 sae
the opposite result from that sought
Better than massage. or anything else
for tho most obstinate wrinkles as wen
as the finest lines. is remarkable formula
which you may readily avail yourself or
you viii have no difficulty procuriuE
the constituents from your druggist Il
is this: one ounce powdered sa1ollte. dis
solved in one-half pint witch hazel. Battle
face. neck and hands in this The effect
is really marvellous. not only as TO
wrinkles but also iu cases o. haggy cheeks
and chin The application IS cooling and
TIE witch hazel and the sa1olire are. %
course entirely harmless 20 the skin
Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
Thought OF Pride In
Death Held Sacrilege

Lakewood. o.. April 22.-Pride
haughtiness. distincJIon-In death?
The thought alone is a Christian
sacrilege. much less the deed itself
So reasoned the directors Of the
Lakewood Park Cemetery association,
who demand that the resting place of
the rich man and the poor man here
afer must be Uniform modest head
stone. rising not more than a foot
above the cemetery lawn
1T does away with the attempt Of
well meaning people to Guido each
other in the size of their monuments"
said George Thorne. president OF the
aesociation.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22

2 ONION, Eng, April 22.-Hyde parl
l. on a pleasant Sunday afternoon is
much like Boston Common or Union
Square. New York. any bright satur-
day after the sweatshops have closed
Soap-box and cart-tal orators are
out in all their glory. They have q
COSMOPOLITAN crowd to talk tong
lfsh. for the most part; Canadians
ar1s+ra1isns. Americans. Frenchmen
and a few Germans. carefully camou-
1aged as friendly aliens.
One moment you listen TO a woman
who ran for parliament at the iasl
election Int couldn't get anywhere
near ii. She wants to save you from
tbe vawning gulf Of politics A few
feet away is a lugubriOus individual
who seeks to save you rom tne
devil Won don't know which you need
most. but as the greater crowd IS
around the woman, you 90 there
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
Gard Victim Gets This
Highwaynlan's Sympathy

Chicago. H. April 22.-The two
highwaymen who tackled Lawrence
1Ionahan the other night were S. o. L.
(sure out of luck). Lawrence had
been playing poker for two or three
hours before running afoul the high
Waymen.
Hand over everything all your
money" commanded one Of the rob-
bers.
You're too late to get any money,
as have been TO a card party" re-
piled MOnahan- They got TO me good
and proper. Pm clean"
Then the bandits did a most unusual
thing for bandits. Both laughed.
sure tough on you" said one Of
the bandits. Want carfarez-
AIonahan thanked the obliEing ban
dit for his offer OF financial aid and
was then permitted to wend his lonely
way home.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
Suggests Dry Bone To
Christen Federal Shibs

Philadelphia, Pa. April 22.-Em-
ployes at the government shipbuild-
ing yard. Hog Island. are voting on
what sort Of liquid shall be used to
christen ships turned out at the yard
Ballots were sent out some time ago
and from returns received more than
so percent favor cold water. Many
Of the ballots were accompanied by
staten ents giving reasons for sugges-
lions offered
One William Hazard. a reamer,
wrote; LAS the country is going dry
July Z. why not use a dry bone TO
christen the ships2" and Robert Web
ster. a clerk. in favoring near beer
declares the guy who invented the
stuff was a poor Judge Of distance
Other suggestions were grape Juice
a bottle Of water from Niagara Falls,
hard cider and soda water. the latter
il was said, giving a kick" like
champagne
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
Eulbarks For South Sea
Islands In Small Launch

Port oxford. Wash. April CIV
H. F. Maurice. an eccentric local char
acter. now on his way TO the Colum bia
river. before leaving announced his
intention to embark in a 50-fOot
launch for the South Sea islands,
where he expects to find an environ
nent more in common with his idea Of
what the custom Of civilized society
ought to be-
During the eight years that Maurice
has made this place his home he has
frequently startled his acquaintances
by wearing long hair and dresses OF a
style worn hv women OF an ancient
period or. as the within happened TO
strike him. his covering would be de
cidedly scant He expects 90 make the
VOYAGE safely and to spend the rest
Of his life with the natives Of those
islands
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
Trust Me! Try DOdSOn's Liver Tone!
CaIOmeI Harms Liver and Bowels
Read my guaranteed Liven your liver and bowels
and get Strengthened up without taking sicken-
ing calomeL Don't lose days work.

Calomel is a dangerous drug. II IS
mercury and attacks your bones Take
a dose OF nasty calomel today and you
VIII feel weak. sick and nauseated to-
morrow. Don't lose a days work Take
a spoonful OF Dodson's Liver Tone in
stead and you viii wake Up feeling
great No more biiiousness consupa-
zion. sluggishness. headache. coated
tongue or sour stomach Your druggist
says II you don't find Dodson's Liver
Tone acts better than horrible calouel
your money is waiting for you--Adr.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
Business Mans
Stomach Smaller

Ny much distended stomach Is
greatly reduced Doctors wanted TO
operate and tap my stomach. but I
happened TO see a newspaper ad OF
Mayrs Wonderful Remedy and after
taking 3 doses 7 have had no more
distress or tloaung and am eating
things have not dared TO eat for six
years. am confident your medicine
wiz cure me- II is a simple. harm
less preparation that removes the "a
tarrhal mucus from the Intestinal
tract and allays the Inflammation
which causes practically an stomach.
liver and intestinal ailments. includ-
ing appendicitis one dose viii con
vince or money refunded Kelly &
Pollard, Potter Drug Co. and drug
gisrs verywhere--Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
ms PRnNE cnsrI.Y.

Philadelphia. Pa. April e2-"Rats
are both dangerous and costly" says
bulletin issued by Philadelphia COM
mlttee Of the Pennsylvania Society for
Prevention Of tuberculosis. 1T is
estimated that more than s200,000.000
is lost through the agency Of rats each
year IN the United States In the
average town &c Is estimated that the
rat population equals the human pop
ulation- Rural districts have about
10 rats 10 every person"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22

There's no reason WY a person
should take sckening. salivating Gallo
mel when a few cents buys a large
bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone-a per
feet substitute for caiomeL
II is a pleasant vegetable liquid
which VIII start your liver just as
surely as calomel. but it doesn't make
you sick and can not salivats-
Children and grown folks can take
Dodson's Liver Tone. because il IS per
fectly harmless
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22

Msrchantv.lle, n j. April ga
Philadelphia agent Of a furrier house
recently appeared here and offered so
much per cat hide, regardless OF color.
small boys with visions OF becoming
bankers or oil kings have brought 10
bear all their inventive ability TO rig
cling ND traps Of all sizes and Of every
conceivable design with a view OF in
Quoting AR A. Tom Cat and Miss Pus-
sic. Miss Kitty and in fact. the entire
cat family into cat heaven
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
ChicagO's Large Footed
Cops Get NoUel Orders

Chicago. III. April 22.-Policemen
patroling beats on the South Side here
are asked to step lightly in the future
The new seismograph has been in
stalled in the weather bureaus oh
servatory I'm the University Of Chicago
and is on the lookout for earthquakes
The machine is so sensitive It viii
detect and record quakes in any part
of the world The slightest quake
viii cause the needle to record the
fact
The exact location OF the quake IS
determined by mathematics.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
Pays $50 Bill y Years
Later, With $50 Interest

Bellvue. Ia. April 22-Twenty-
seven years ago James Plunkett and
P. L Kelly lived in Elk Point. S. D.
They made trip 10 the Black Hills
together and on their return 1r. Kelly
opened a store, while Plunkett went
to farming. Plunlzett left for Iowa
owing Kelly a grocery bill OF $50.
Now prosperous. AIr. Plunkett went
to Elk Point recently and handed his
former pal $50, telling him the money
was for the bill with interest
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
BUILDS YOU UP
The Right Way-SprinE Medicine
that Begins and Ends Right.

The Right Way-Spring Medicine
that Begins and Ends Right.
So generally successful IS Hoods
Sarsaparilla as a Spring medicine, and
in all ailments Of the blood. stomach.
liver and kidneys, that It may truly
be said TO give universal satisfaction.
It has been before the public for near
u 80 years, and today has the largest
sale Of any sarsaparilla. NcrninE un-
der the sun could keep up this great
demand but phenomenal efficiency
and loyal support by the people OF
a good medicine
It thoroughly renovates the blood,
adds red Corpuscles- creates an appe-
tite, tones the stomach, aids diges-
ton perIects assimilation, secures 100
per cent benefit Of the food YOU eat
Hoods Sarsaparilla represents the
wisdom Of one Of the best physicians
Boston ever had, combined with the
practical experience Of a pharma cfst
who has been putting I'D prescrip-
tons for more than so years.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
CONsTABLE JOB VACANT.

SheIbyville. H.. april 22.-Nobody
wanted to be constable of Big Spring
township. near here When nomina-
tions were recently held not a person
in either party volunteered to contend
for the office. The position was left
blank on the election ballots.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22
ri at Once on Our First Well

ing going with feveTsh haste al Sides and with his
eyes that right IN the heart Of the Duke hedw
certainly home with the determination and invest
heavily Texas Duke stock 1t takes Just that Of nvest
cation to YOU fully that offering you safe and
a most profitable Investment.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-22

The dTleTs ready to start down inst Wehe
rig uphe tools the mdust casing
be hauled to the field the drill viii chuggn away. Anyone
who goes the field looks carefully how
close they to of the BIGGEST wells in the field drill
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-17
AXON
PLEASURE BOATS
Includes Boats Carrying Fishing
Parties for Hire, According
to Ruling of Federal Act.

A special federal tax on pleasure
vessels Is now being collected by the
Internal Revenue bureau. The term
pleasure vessels includes boats carry
ing fishing parties for hire. Unless
the tax is paid as required the owner
OF the vessel is liable. The tax Is pay
able at the office of Internal Revenue
Collector D.. v. Duffy at Newark. The
tar on various size boats, both motor
and sailing vessels follow:
Motor: five tons and under. $40;
over five IONS net n not Owe fifty
feet In length, 81 per foot; over five
tons net, over fifty feet, but not over
100 feet in length. 81 per foot; over
five tons net and ove 100 feet in LEM
9Th. - per foot.
Sail: five tons net and under. no
tax; over five tons net, same rate as
for motor boats.
Not only must all boats which come
under the above requirements be tax
ed, but all motor boats over sixteen
feet In length must have a number,
except public vessels and those not ex-
ceeding sixteen feet in length. APP
pllcations for these numbers must be
made to the collector of customs OF
this city.
For failure TO obtain these numbers,
there Is a $40 fine and If this is not
paid the vessel is liable and can be
seized and proceeded against. The
number law became effective on Dec
ember Z, 1918.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-17

OLD BRIDGE

Mr.. and Mrs. Stanley Skarvan,
Helen C~randall, Ada Thorn and Ken
meth Chittick attended the piano re-
Icital given by Harold Bauer at the
New Brunswick high school auditori-
UNI Wednesday night The recital
proved to be especially interesting TO
Mrs. Skarvan's pupils because OF the
opportunity + hear the famous artist
and also the fact that one OF the
compositions rendered. Iiszts "Etude
in ID fat" had been played by Mrs.
Skarvan at her opening recital last
fall.
Murray Chittick has received his
DISCHARGE from the army and is visit
ing his parents.
Mrs. NJ. l.. Charlton will have a
sale of household goods Saturday az
ternoon.
David Dobson has his old position
as ~bookkeeper at the Tile WORKS al
ter being in the army for q m
Chairman A. w. Appleby reports
that Old Bridge went "over the top
in the Victory Liberty Loan win
The fourth and fifth grades Of the
grammar school with their teacher,
Miss NJ. Kerr, took a May val Wed
nesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. c. Thorn, Misses
Mildred Skarvan. Margaret Miller and
Dorothy Thorn attended h perform
ance at the New Brunswick opera
House Wednesday.
The dime social given by the La
dies Aid of the Baptist church Wed
nesday night proved to be a success.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-17
KEASBEY

About twenty-five picked singers OF
the local school under the supervision
of their principal. John j. Burke, and
accompanied by their teachers, par
ticipated in the musical contest given
by the schools of the township in the
PRESBYTERIAN church, Woodbridge,
last night. After holding their final
practice shortly after $50 o'clock the
singers were transported to Wood
bridge in three auto buses. A num-
Der of mothers and friends OF the
children accompanied them. Among
them were Mrs. Otto Maier, Mrs.
Samuel McGraw, Miss Anna Holz-
mann, Miss Sophie Sufie, Miss Eliza
beth wodzinski, Mrs. William Bert
RAM, Jr., and Miss Lena Madarasi.
The Misses Mari and Susan Ma
lone, of New York City, are visiting
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Fee.
Mrs. William Romer was a Perth
Amboy visitor last night.
Thomas Van Dorien. of Perth Am
boy, who recently returned from ac-
| tive service overseas, visited friends
and renewed acquaintance here las
night. ,
Don't forget the dance tonight in
Robinson's Hall given by the Camp
Fire Girls. :
The Boy Scouts Troop 1 held Q
injecting In Rogan's Hall last night: