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Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1919-09-25
The Wonders Of America
'lieMMorA CAVE. KENTUCKY.
81 TT. MAxEY

MAMMOTH CAVE. the largest OF a
IVA number OF caves in Edmondson
county. Kentucky. Is said TO he the
largest cave known. II extends for
utmost o mile below the surface of the
earth and contains about 100 miles OF
pAssnge ways. Here are displayed
perhaps the greatest and grandest ex-
tamples In the world of the wonderful
work of water In underground sculptur.
ing.
Its discovery was another case Of
the hunter and the bear-date about
1900. The bear, wounded. crawled
into the cave and escaped. The hunt
er followed and discovered the cave.
A visit TO this cave Is certainly a
nniaue and wonderful experience. No
where else can It be duplicated. The
interior Is maze OF domes, pits, halls,
chambers. pillars, temples. cascades.
caverns, crevasses. stalactites and
sfalagmites, carved stone and other
Characteristic and peculiar phenomena
and fairyiike forms fashionable In
cave architecture. There are lakes and
rivers Ia tone can boatride on the
-Ischo river for half mile. The lofty
limestone roof. 80 feet high in places,
and the battlemented shores reflect
and magnify every sound.
The Giants Coffin is the largest rock
ia the cave. 1t is Is feet thick, 43 feet
.o-,s and weighs o.e00 tons. Mammoth
Dome. the largest and most impressive
Of many, Is $50 feet high. Many varie-
ties of animal life are found, including
eyeless fish and blind crawtish. The
aIkIs good qDd the temperature even
aitfht "a degrees. There are several
routes through tile cave, the longest re-
qulring full day
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1919-09-25
NOTICE

have sold the Hiwassee Tele-
phone Company to Mr.. K. d.
Bond, and | wish to thank the
subscribers of same for their hear
ty cooperation during my man
agement of the past few months,
Yours very truly,
Wayne w. Rymer.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1919-09-25

Briefly summarized, before the as
sessment is made in 1920, it will pass
through the following stages:
FIRST-The Chief Tax Statistician
.7ill establish the value fthe proper
ty throughout the State, discovering
The unassessed and grossly under
assessed property.
SECOND-A copy of his work will
be furn shed the County Tax Assessor
in each County in the State, to be used
by the County Tax Assessor as basis
and as a guide.
THIRD-The County Tax Assessor
will make the local assessments, 1T
being his duty to see each taxpayer
in person and each taxpayer will be
given an; opportunity before the Tax
Assessor
FOURTE-The assessment will go
from the County Tax Assessor to the
County Board of Equalization, where
the taxpayer may again appear and be
heard.
FIFTH-The assessment will
from the County Board of Equaliz,#
tion to the Chief Tax Statistical
where the taxpayer will again be giS
an opportunity to file proof.
SIXTH-The assessment will
from the Chief Tax Statistician VI
his final report, to the State Boar
Equalization. ~
SEVENTH-Thc State Boarf
Equalization will then give addiR #
opportunity to the taxpayer to
complaints and have same
upon.
EIGVTH--T State Boz
then either hear and deter
matter 'tself, or remand ~
County Board of Equ( y
rein" "cstigatien.
This statement is m.
fear which may be In h
taxpayer about an f.
ment, being placed
without his being r.
tunity to be heard }.tY NJ
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1919-09-25

Marvin Arthur of Ocoee, had
business here Monday.
fFf
Esq. Kerr of Wetmore, had
business here Tuesday,
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1919-09-25
's~on a highway

Bill Barns h''.Yictory
Clayton cotton gin, dnca ri
the gin by ele trio. powe-. n D
motor will be installed this week
and Mr.. Bar ,es expects to he
ea1y to begin ginning by first of
the woel.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1919-09-25

Nr, !. V, Copeland Of Ocoee.
had b less here wednesday.
Mr.. Copeland has just returned
from Ducktown, where he has
been for few weeks.
= 4 n
B. b. e. Witt an | family, and
T1S. Witt and family spent Sun
day at Ocoee, visiting D. w.
H,lliard and family,
~ y
W. 5. Corn of P endergast, was
in town this week.
r \ 4
Mf. and Mrs. lulins Taylor
md baby oe Duelllown visited
cred sessS s~
'Sla<aa or alive
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1919-09-25

Briefly summarized, before the as
sessment is made in 1920, it will pass
through the following stages:
Evening star., 1919-02-20
Buy 81 Rubbers for Boys at COG

Extra heavy overshoe style Rubbers the
kind that bows need and at the time they
needed. Sizes 2Ia to g.
width and only about 90 pairs in the lot
you will have to hurry if you get pair.
Th
Evening star., 1919-02-20
We're closing Saturday at | P NJ
Washington'S Birthday~~~The Heeht CO.
Strange, but True!
Women's sl.5o to 81 Silk Hose .

71AT is just what you can buy here trday
They splendid hose, too, full and super fashioned
with double soles, heels toes and Isle garter tops.
Black white and the wanted shades of brown and
gray. Some of them slightly imperfect others
absolutely without flaw and the price is extremely low.
ain South
Evening star., 1919-02-20
Taoo Specials in Girls Spring Goats

Good-looking models, for both
large and small girls, in shepherd
plaids, broken checks, also solid
colors and silks. Sizes 5, 7, 9, i,
IA and 10 years.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-19
MuslinWear

there's no time like the present to lay in
your spring supply
Monday continuing our annual January Sale,
will offer the same exceptionally fine quality
Muslinwear and the same attractive values which
have characterized this sale from it's beginning.
The sale is big and is being handled and re-
Epondcd to in Il big way. But until you have seen
all these beautiful garments themselves--the
Sample" garments. espccially--it will be difficult
to imagine Muslinwear Of such really high char
acter at these prices
Just received and added to these lots
Gowns, $50, $1.7o, S1.9S. sos and S3.0S.
Skirts, roc Sf19, 81 so and up.
Tcddys ST 10, 81 0S and up.
Drawers zoe, S1.1o, S1.50 and UP.
Corset Covers, SOC, 79c and up
Also extra size" garments.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-19
White Goods

Women desiring high-grade White Fab
RIGS should make haste and buy them while
assortments are large and varied as they
now are:
NAINSOOK
Of excellent quality, 40 inches wide, spc-
cially offered in pieces Of 10 yards for 1919
a piece.
DIXIE LINEN
Isn't "linen" at all; just a fine sheer
crisp cotton lawn of excellent quality-3S
inches wide-and offered at the very low
price of csc yard
First Floor, East.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-19
The
Store
Itself

is a wonderfully at
tractive place to visit, |
these days.
This applies to the
many groups Of season.
able merchandise on
which prices are some
what lower than they
have been in many
months.
Why this is SO, is due
largely to peculiar con-
ditions affecting certain
lines Of goods at their
source; resulting Oft
times in a low price
when the reverse would
seem most logical.
Events now occurring
are making opportunity
of the first order for our
patrons.
Visit the store and
Miller & Rhoads.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

There was a pretty severe
fight held Saturday night between
Zero Peck and Simon Kildew.
Both were arrested by the Assis-
tant Constable and arraigned be
fore Justice Allsop for trial, but
as the witnesses failed to agree
the case was dismissed.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05
NEWS
DUNK Bolts, Regular Correspondent.

While Miss Petunia Belcher
was getting ready to buy some
thing at Lilies grocery yesterday,
Sank Chisholm made her very
mad by walking on her feet.
He quickly apologized and said
he'd 90 around next time.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

Miss Petunia Allsop has one of
the new style dresses with the
skirt little at the top and bottom
and big in the middle.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

VIM Little Steele is now a
32nd degree Mason, having join.
ed the Shriners at Smithfield
| two weeks ago. Vim. Little says
the higher up he goes, the better
he likes it-ceptin' those "Sou
dams"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

A representative of the Sou.
Bell Telephone Company was
here a few days ago IN regard to
the increase in phone rates. 1t
was necessary that he see the
Mayor, but before doing so he
sounded Mr.. Rayle, asking him
what kind of a man Mayor Watt.
McNair is. why, he's all right, !"
replied Mr.. Rayle;; hes a good
Presbyterian" Chat qualitica-
ton was sufficient in Mr.. Rayle's
opinion.)
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05
Sold by Druggists Everywhere
so cts. (asiTzsss) $1.OO
TIE Rs1JSct Laxat1Ve

A deaf man spent Saturday
night in Hogville. Several hard
things were said about him out
loud.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

While Raiford Terry was think
ing the other day he thought
what if one of those fellows in
the seaplanes flying across the
Atlantic ocean were, when about
mid-ocean, to fall out. This was
a horrible thought.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

Since the postoffice depart
ment sent out warnings of an.
archists sending bombs promis-
cuously through the mails the
Hogville postmaster has been
throwing all packages noe plainly
directed into Falling creek. Miss
Lydia E. Peck, who has been ex.
pecting a pair of shoes from
Chicago concern for several days
is a great annoyance to the post
master now.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

John Dockery says woman
ought to be a good politician.
Every time she drops one sup
porter, she'll be followed by a
dozen.
Two fellows near town were
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

AS soon as the mules and dogs
in Hogville get through shedding
the Civic Improvement Society
is going to order Cleanup and
Whitewash-up Day.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

Miss Petunia Belcher has re-
ceived a pair of shoes from
Sears-Roebuck which make her
feet look so small and trim that
she will wear them if she has to
90 on crutches half the time.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

The Mail Carrier was delayed
several minutes yesterday and
got in late, he says, on account
of having to stop and wait for a
long black snake to get across
the road. And Hervey doesn't
drink either.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

Cape Allsop, who last week
bought a new pair of striped
pants that resembled those of
policeman Hamer, has been
made to pull them off under
charge of attempting to imper-
senate an officer of the law.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

Some men are so busy they
never seem to have any time for
business.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

The hogville Philosopher says,
a round head denotes a lack Of
animosity; a bald head, a lack Of
hair.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

Ask Doc Webb what the dark
Of the moon has to do with a
Itrinket he wore at the Shrine.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

Dragging recently about their
COWS. Finally one of them de-
livered a sockdollager by claim
ing: well, my COW has never
had a calf, nor her mother before
her, and yet she gives four gal
Ions a day"-and the Dragging
fest ended right there.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

Cape Allsop, who was thought
by the Horse Doctor bound to
die from acute indigestion, was
able to be up yesterday and
bought another supply of gin
and Peruna.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

The Bear Ford Baptist preach
er's sermon last Sunday was on
Hope" and Miss Lydia E. Peck,
who has passed the age of care
lessness, enjoyed it very much.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-06-05

From letter to DR.. Caldwell, written by\
Mrs. c. F. Brown, 1912 Garfield Ave,
Kansas City, Mo.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-07-31
DONN ELLA
, >>>><>>>>>>>>

| Mrs Howard Brewster and chill
dren of Boulder, Colo, are visiting
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Frank, and other relatives and
friends here.
I Miss Winona Barnes is visiting at
the D. F. Barnes home near Douds.
| Mr.. and Mrs. Dallas Watson and
daughter Evelyn returned home on
Wednesday from a pleasant visit in
Mount Sterling.
William Cassidy and Carl Scheurs
have gone to Burlington, where they
enlisted in the navy.
| Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Taylor and
| children, Of Centerville, are visiting
home folks here.
Lieutenant and Mrs. P. A Wiegner
and daughters have returned to their
pleasant visit here.
Mrs. Fred Hem, Of Denmark, WIS.,
, tied her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Young, last week from Monday until
Friday evening. Thursday they all
with relatives.
and son have moved back to Pulaski.
During the time that Bob was in
Uncle Sans service, Mrs. Lowenberg
and son made their home in Donnell-
son.
Mrs. Laura Keller and sister, Ma.
bel Miller, returned to their home
in Pennington Tuesday morning aft
or pleasant visit at the B. Barn
hardt home.
Clifford Peter Lang was born July
"a, 1912, the son Of Peter and Rosina
Lang (Koch). He was taken i'll Sum
day evening, July 20, with an attack
of appendicitis and was taken to ST.
Joseph's hospital, in Keokuk, Tues
day, July %. where he was operated
on at o'clock p. M, and died at
1920 p. M, at the age of years, II
months and % days. Funeral serv-
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-07-31

ices were held at st. Paul's Evan
gelical church In Donnellson on
Thursday, July "a, at 4 o'clock, on
Clifford's seventh birthday anniver-
sary, Rev. Mr.. Schenk, of Fort Madi-
son, conducting the services. The
little white casket, which was a
mass of flowers, was carried by the
following little boys, cousins Of Cliff.
ford: John Koch, Jacob Graeber, An
drew Klingler and Harold Lang. The
Sunday school class of which Cliff
ford was member, together with
their teacher, attended the services,
and all the little folks paid their
last respects by laying bunch OF
flowers on the casket. Some OF the
most beautiful flowers ever seen
here covered the casket, brought by
relatives and friends to show the be-
reaved parents that in their hour of
grief they sympathized with them.
After the services at the church,
Clifford was laid in his last resting
place in the Donnell cemetery south
of town. to where large concourse
followed the little casket He leaves
to mourn his untimely death his
parents and one young sister, Ce-
lesta; his grandfather, Peter Lang,
ST.. and grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Jacob Koch, besides a host of other
near relatives and dear friends, of
which there are many, as Clifford by
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-07-31
keokuk Man Is One Of Special Body
to Inspect the work Of the Y.
M. C. A. Of the Whole Of
North America.
LONG PROMINENT IN IT
Gave Much Time During the War
After Long Service on lnterna-
tional Committee at Head OF
the Institution.

G. r. Joy has been appointed te
act on special commission, made
up of twenty men from over the
United States and appointed by the
international committee OF the Y. M
C. A., New York.
This commission, according &c
word from John r. Mott, general sec
rotary, will make complete survey
of the Y. M. C. A. work in the United
States and Canada.
1t will submit a report on 1.-THE
Occupation Of the Field" to the nex1
international conference Of NORTH
America, which will be held In De
troit, In November.
L. A. Crossett, a big shoe manu-
facturer of Boston, is chairman OF
the institution, and Cyrus II. Nc
Cormick, the banker OF Chicago, is
vice chairman.
For several years, Mr.. Joy has had
an important place on the interna
tional committee. the administration
of the Y. M. c. A. of the world, and
during the war he gave many solid
months of his time to the duties OF
that position.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-07-31
NO SWARM
OF GERMANS
Settlement Of Millions Of Them in
Argentina Is Not Thought
Likely by Minister
Naon.

NEW YORK, July 31-Fundamen-
tai national principles Of the Argen-
tine government will prevent any
overwhelming swarm of German emf
grafton to that country, according to
DR.. Romulo S. Naon, Argentine min
lister to the United States. Naon's
opinion was set forth in an interview
with the New York correspondent of
La Prensa, Of Buenos Aires, just be-
fore the South American diplomat
sailed for home.
II place little credence in the re-
port that the German government
will encourage emigration and set
tlement in Argentina of some five
million Germans" said Naon. 1.-THE
policy of Germany in the matter of
emigration was always opposed to
propaganda aiming at encouraging
nationals to leave the country and
policy will be modified in moments
like the present. Today, more than
ever before, Germany needs the CO.
operation and the assistance of all
her children for the reconstruction
Of her economic and financial ca
pacity.
But even admitting that the Ger
man government or private German
corporations cherish such plan, l
think it's execution is equally impos.
sible because fundamental reasons
of national Argentine policy are op.
posed to it. Argentina cannot admit
colonizations favored by foreign gov.
ernments, because this would be
highly detrimental to the formation
Of national sentiment which needs to
be fomented, especially in countries
in process of formation.
Nothing that might even remotely
cause the formation Of state within
state could be viewed indifferently
by the people Of Argentine"
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-07-31
DOCTORS MET
IN SHADY GROVE
Van Buren, County Medical Society
Holds Enjoyable Meeting
Near keosauqua
Recently.

| KEOSAuQUA, July 30.-The Van
Buren, County Medical society met at
shady grove near Keosauqua re-
Gently with picnic dinner and all
that goes with such an outing.
! The purpose of the gathering was
to hear the messages OF some of the
overseas medical corps OF southeast
ern Iowa who served IN the great
world war.
| DIR. Neff Of Pennington, is county
president. DR.. C. r. Russell of Keo-
sauaua, is secretary. He, assisted by
Drs, Sherman and Craig, planned the
, affair A fine dinner was served,
several gallons OF Ice cream were
consumed and much discourse rela-
| tive to hospitals, army life, and bed
side stories were heard on the side.
However, the treat Of the day was
the after dinner speeches of the
visiting army corps.
Major Edgerly of Ottumwa, gave
his experience as physician In
home camp.
Major Bannister Of Ottumwa. who
served on the medical force in the
aviation department at Kelley field.
paid a fine tribute to the American
soldier. He said, mo complaint was
made by them though their furnish
ings and conveniences were meagre.
No volunteer ever played off sick.
They were there for business and
stayed on the Job"
He explained fully the severaI
tests used on men to determine their
ability to mount to high attitudes.
Every man has limit to which he
can soar. If he goes beyond his
limit he faints. Until these tests
were adopted many lost their lives
from fainting at great height.
Lieutenant GRADER of Stockport.
who served in the lumber district in
the great northwest, had an interest
ing and thrilling story to tell Of the
greatness Of our own mountain for.
ests. The work the men did to whom
he was physician and surgeon. was
to prepare and ship the spruce and
pine for making airplanes.
Major Herrick of Ottumwa. who
served overseas, told OF the hospitals
in France. He was with Unit r in
la base hospital thirty-five miles from
the firing line. He paid a glowing
tribute to the American hospital
train in France. They are perfectly
fitted out with every detail Of a home
hospital. The operating room is a
model of efficiency. They accommo-
dated $50 lying on cots or 500 sit
ting. Nurses were on duty and sur
geons in charge. Everything was
snow white. He spoke of the great
number Of infected wounds, for 1t
would be hours and hours before
they would get to the hospital. He
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-07-31
Oh Q WA II SAW
> 6c:GATIE3:; ;Yl T.

! There should be several thousand PEG
pie there that day.
! Warsaw's chautauqua closed Sun
/ day night after most pleasing and
/ successful five days and nights, as
far as enjoyment and attendance are
concerned, but financially 1t lacked
something of paying out. and Its
guarantors will have to go down In
their pockets to make up the difer
ence. Sunday night patriotic
pageant, Little Allies of the World,
+ by about fifty young people and chill
dren, was the opening number OF the
program, who received a high com
pliment by the platform manager for
their aptness, proficiency IN drill and
the interest manifested by every one
of them to make the pageant as
near perfect as possible. The man.
ager said Warsaw children greatly
excelled those Of other towns In
which the pageant had been given.
Many were the expressions of sur
prise by our people at the excellent
rendition.
The Sam Lewis company then gave
concert appropriate to the day,
violin, piano and vocal numbers,
with a charming elocutionist to divide
honors.
The evening closed with stirring
eloquent and patriotic address, urg-
ing true Americanism, universal
military training and determine
ton to meet all of the trying issues
growing out of the late world war,
brayely and fearlessly The speaker
was frequently applauded.
Saturday night the attendance at
the regular band concert was not
quite as large, but lacked none in
enthusiasm.
Mercury ranged from 100 to 1902 in
the shade Tuesday. A few drops OF
rain fell and good shower at the
Crawford and Ayers farms.
VIM. Bernhard arrived from over
seas Thursday last, two OF his SIS
tiers accompanying him from Chi
cago. He is son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Kuhn Bernhard of Wilcox, and there
was a joyful family reunion that
might as the coming Of the brother
and sisters was a surprise.
Henry Auhage Of Quincy. is here
visiting friends.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-07-31
ARE MARRIED
AT QUINCY
Alexandria Girl is Welded to Sol
dier Aviator and They Will
Live on a Farm Near
There,

Harry X. Cleek and Miss Lucretia
harden of Alexandria, were united
in marriage Wednesday at o'clock,
al Quincy, ILL.,, at the home of the
omciating minister, Rev. l.. c.
Miauck, pastor of East End Christian
church.
!. The groom is the son OF Mr.. and
Mrs. b. P. Cleek and is young man
WIN many friends. He served thir.
,een months in the aero division at
vancouver barracks. The bride is
me daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. D.
harden and is held in high esteem
W her many friends.
Iney will make their nome on the
siooms farm near Alexandria.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-07-31
BOUGHT HIS
OLD FARM BACK
FARMER Paid $4,000 Bonus Aftel
selling His $50 Acre Place
for 1855 Per
Acre

fairfield, Iowa, July S1-John
.o ..son, living near Batavia In Jeffer
s sua county, is not going to move this
s sipilng. Mr.. Nelson has one Of the
. ,ns $40 acres in the county all tiled
sn u improved up to date but this
m nr.ing decided he would sell while the
n.s was good so when a purchaser
aon me along and offered him 1886 per
ana ne thought it was time to sell
,h recently Mr.. Nelson began casting
he hoout Tor a place to buy and move but
ill.,. could not find any for anything
90 ,ae what he had taken for his place,
~, ~ getting into his car, he made a
n nng trip to see the man who had
ssarchased his place. After a very
h. a'nest conversation with the man,
oh sot out his check book, wrote out a
meek for the purchase price that he
,h sa received, added $4,000 to 1t and
We We deed was returned to him and Mr.
i.slson considers himself very lucky