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Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02
HUMoR OF THE DAY

The golfer must keep his eye strictly on the ball"
 That must be why pretty girls don't go in much for golf"-Louis- vile Courier Journal. JacK-What are the ups and downs of life?
 sandy Keeping up appearances and keeping down expenses. my son. Pearson's Weekly.
 Poor fellow! He meant well. but about all he ever did was to tell what he was going to do."
 Yes. His volume of fife work was chiefly devoted tG preface."-Judge.
 Eeporter-I understand you were treated like dogs overseas. Can you give me an instance
 Humorous Pr4vat0-Weu. sometimes th~> put us in pup tents.-London Answers.
 soph-what did William say to your dogmatic statement?
 Fresh-He gave me a categorical reply
 soph-Made you feel sheepish. eh 7- Yale Record.
 Yeast-It is said that frog sounds call under water which can be heard for miles.
 Crinisonbeak~-And how much fur ther can if be heard under dry condi- tions? s?-Y onkers Statesman
 Merchant-They say you are very successful with old bills and seldom have to dun them twice. What's the secret?
 Bad Bill Collector-I am afflicted with insomnia and do my collecting nigl1ts.-Life.
 "why do you call your little son a parlor BolsheviI' ?'
 You would understand" said Mir. Gadspur. If you could see the condi- tion of the room after he has played there about 90 minutes. mingham Age Herald
 Stranger-Can 1 get drink in this town
 Native-Yes, if you'll hang around while.
 Stranger-About how long?
 Native-Why, until congress changes the constitution again.-Kansas City Times.
 Wife Cat breakfast) )-Could I have a little money for shopping today. dear?.
 usband-Certainly. Would you rather have an old five or new ono?
 Wife-A new one, of course.
 Husband-Here's the one-and I'm s4 to the good.--Stray Shots.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02

ening. The programme consisted of readings. recitations' and singing. Mir. Marshland of Norwich, of the New London County Farm Bureau, gave 2 very interesting talk.s on how the btI- reau is ever ready to help the farmer in His vocation and farm problems Cake and ice cream 9%swere served Charles Brown Mrs. E. H Mccall, Miss Eva Curry are the committee to arrange the programme for tils next meeting, August 12th.
 Fall crickets have been heard for a number of evenings. The 5ound of locusts at noontime makes the sun seem the hotter; katydids that are seen are 8 reminder that the summer season is rapidly passing.
 The. Sunday school is planning to hold "a picnic on the church lawn though no date has yet been set.
 Much sympathy is felt for H. J. Williams of North street. who fell from a load of hay and was painfcily injured He was unloading at the barn and the rope that trips th, hay fork broke. MT. Williams fell off backwards on to the the ground
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02
KALEIDOSCOPE

All over the English speaking world Mary is tine most common Christian name.
 For cleaning out city sewer catch baein5 a gasoline operated machine carried on motor truck has been in vented
 More than sseo, 900. 900 is now in vested in American shcemalSing and more than 300.oO0 wage -earners are employed.
 An inventor has patented a hand kerchief in the center of which ib receptacle, for face powder and powder puff
 Automobile tires made of coin fiber for use on brush tracks and overland routes have been invented in Aus tralia.
 Ten kangarcos escaping from Francisco. played havoc with lawns and tennis courts.
 new electrical call bell for hospi- tai patients use gives continuous signal until per:sol answering 1t shuts of the current.
 During the last year or two an ave rage Of 150 marriages have taken place every week between Australian soldiers and British women.
 Negroes of Memphis have formed d lodge named Western Benefit Asso- citation of North America. South America. Asia. Africa and Australia
 What is said to be the largest air plane engine in. the world has recent iy been put under i:s first test at the Sunbeam Works. at Wolverhampden England. It is reported to be of l,O0O nominal horsenower, developing about 900 horsepower at normal working speeds.
 Ireiand's agricultural equipment has been consideraLly improved. Seven hundred s tors were at work in this country m 1918, ab compared with 50 in 1916 Modern machinery has neen introduced and re9Ders. binders and potato diggers are being employ cd everywhere, with encouraging re- suits.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02
WAUREGAN

2 Erwin Tracy broke his wrist crank ing an-au tonobfi The wris- was also dIs]ocated and it was q nlpoifnd q fyra acture break. He was taken at 'nce to pr. Sweet, where the fracture was reduced.
 Howard Tracy is at the home of his father, Charles Tracy, for d visit He has recently returned from overseas.
 MT. and Mrs. Fred Maynard are wis iting in Nov Bedford with George Worden's family.
 Trespassing. for any cause will re . suit in immediate arrest. on my pro- perty- W. s. Brown. Shepard Hill Farm, Central Nillage.-adv.
 MT. and Mrs. John $. Westcott spent Sunday with Mrs. Harvey at A. E., Webb 'sy9 on Allen Hill.
 The Camp Fire Girls leave today ttSaturdayJ for a vacation at Pleasant View They will be chaperoned by Mrs. Herbert Pep1er of Danielson.
 A jitney bus runs every hour to Dan ielson. which is very convenient for the people of the village. It is driven by Nelson Muriel
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02
ROAD SOCIETY

NIT. andS Mrs. Clarence. Davis and c. Billings Wheeler and son, motored to New London Sunday to see Mrs C. B. Wheeler. who fsS. improving after treatment there. q
 Gilbert Billings of North Stoning- ton has been recent guest of rela- tives about here.
 Mrs. Sanford N. Billings and Miss Lucy Billings were guests Saturday of Mfr. and Mrs. Henry Randall of North Stonington
 Mrs. Charles Hilliard has returned to her home in North Stonington after fe wdays spent with her mother here.
 MT. and Mrs. Aleck Lincoln and daughter, Marjorie, spent Sunday with MT. Lincolns parents. Tuesday they entertained on their housebo1t Mir. and Mrs. c. s. Moves and Miss Hat tie Wheeler.
 Miss Jean Palmer returned to Prov idence, Monday.
 Mrs. George TapIey of Springfield. Mass, and her sister, Mi<s Mara Sheffield, notored to Mapte Lawn Monday.
 Captain Jimmie 5istare Of Lord : Point was at s. N. Williams, Tues day.
 Miss Marie Wheeler :s visiting Ter sister. Miss Marian, who s at CO., lege in Poughkeepsie, N Y.
 Mrs. Nathan Lester and sister. Mrs Sarah Lester. of San Jose. Cal. called to see Miss Abbie Williams recently.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02
DANIELSON AND PUTNAM NEWS

pouring the concrete for the big coal trestle that Is being built for the Quinebaug company. south of Frank- lin street Grading from the trestle to the main line of the road is also being done. It is expected that the trestie wIli have been completed in
 Given pleasaTf weather. a. large number of members sof the Girls club will have a Jolly afternoosl at the Sandbauk. west Sof Maple street. to- day, when they go out for | few hours M Reports on the condision Of the su- gar market as recsiSed here Friday morning do not hold out any encour aEemert that rnore neerAl supply win be fortiicorning lar weeks Dan iefson has some. sugar on hand. but some dealers have already found it necessary to nE14t sa4es to two pounds per customer.
 DO not allow troIsey strike to inter fere with your shopping. Man or tel epfone your order or request for sam ple. All goods sent prepaid parcel post. at store prices. Fabric Shop Danielson. Conn. Telephone l67-1a or f6T-S-adv.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02
LEBANON

Reuben Burgess celebrated his 72nd birthday July 25 from 3 to o'clock by giving party to relatives and friends Those present were Mrs Nel- lie Moffitt and daughter. Florence, of Hartford, Mrs. Card, Mir. and Mrs. Silas, Burgess and children, Mir. and Mrs. I. F. Burgess Miss Grace Bur gess, Miss Eleanor Burgess, Maurice and Donald Burgess, MT. and Mrs. Fred Clark and Miss Myrtle Clark. Cake and coffee were served by his daughter, Miss Reuberta Burgess.
 MT. and Mrs. Janres B. Carpenter of Summit N. J.. are visiting Mrs Ida NJ. Abell.
 Mrs Mary Upton is at Ocean Grove, N. J., for two weeks.
 Mrs Nellie Nfoffitt, with her daugh- ter, from Hartford. is visiting her mother, Mrs. Jane Card.
 Mrs. NJ L. Smith and daughter. Bea- trice, of Hartford. were week end guests of Mrs. Smiths uncle. c. S. Goodwin.
 Henry Williams met with painful accident last Thursday. While he was unloading hay with a horsefolk the trip rope broke. throwing MT. Williams from the load. He struck on his head and shoulders, bruising them. He will be confined to, the house for some time. = Miss Ruby Sweet has been spending a week at Norfolk inn. the guest of her uncle, Henry Sweet
 Mrs. Elmer Pultz entertained last week Miss Moflie Potter. Of Columbus, N. Y.
 LP. Smith and W. L. Spencer spent Thursday in Boston.
 Samuel Johnson, of Providence, was a caller at Henry Williams one day this week.
 Mrs H. W. Sweet and daughter Ruby. are spending the week end at Mantle.
 Mrs. Myron Hoxie. Miss Lucile Aben and Miss Ruth HaIl spent Wednesday
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02
Message To Ladies
 How To Reduce Your Weight

Get rid of that burden of obesity this very summer. Become 1.-the and active. Stop suffering from heat You may even eat ice cream and candy if you like. Enjoy yourself while getting thin.
 Mrs. Clarence Cash reports that she reduced her weight thirty i've pounds in six weeks by using oil of kofein.
 Many other reports have been made by delighted women who have been unable to get rid of their burden of fat until they adopted the new method
 Get small box of oil of korein, in capsules, at any drug store and take regularly; also follow the other plain directions. Nothing drastic or harm ful-a safe self treatment that has improved the figure. vivacity. beauty and health of legions of ladies. A book may be had free. postpaid, in plain wrapper, by writing to the man ager, Korein Company. N E. 56s, Sta tion F. New York. N. .Y,- For pro truding hips. unduly large neck or bust, double chin, pursy abdomen, etc, due to obesity, this simple. re- markedly effective weight, reduction plan should be tried
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02
GALES FERRY

At the annual election Saturday evening of the Gales Ferry Country dent, Mrs. Walter M Buckingham; vice president, Mrs. Frank Woodruff. Miss Dorothy Wulf was reelected sec retary and Walter M Buckingham Allen Shaw Bush complete the board Of directors. The n1anagement is plan ming entertainments for each Satur- day evening, including a~sfance for to- night. s~
 At a meeting Tuesday evening at the M. E. veStry arrangements were made for the community picnic and the following committees were ap- yer D. c. Perkins. George W. Frost and R. Irving Hurlbutt Oliver Wulf; sports, George W. Frost: prize com mittee for the sports awards, w Fred Smith: committee on chowder, solicit ors, Allyn's Point, Mrs. P. L. Norman, Long Cove. Mrs. Fred W. Turner, Les ter district. Alton and Edna Chapman, bluff residents. Miss Margaret Wilson, and Miss Mary Birch; Browns Cross ing, D. C. Perkins; ice cream commit tee, c. E. Colver; fruitade, Miss Kate B. Colver; table committee. the La dies Aid society; trarsportation of Hurlbutt: advertising, Mrs. D. c. Per kins, Mrs R. Irving Hurlhutt The picnic is to be held on the grounds at Browns Crossing. where many annual community picnics have been held, Brown of Norwich and the continued courtesy of his nephew. Carl W. Brown.
 The. clock at the village station has been missing from it's place for about ten days and has heen missed by the travelling public. It was supposed that it had been sent away to be regulated but it was learned from the station I1of irif fnd V by someone without his permission.
 A warning is posted in the village, signed by D. F. Houston, secretary of agriculture, to prohibit the trans portation of lumber and material with out. legalized inspection to prevent the spreading of the gypsy moth. + !. The What Next club of Norwich was. entertained Tuesday at the Wulf Den. thei-cottage of Mrs. Otto F.. Wulf. on the bluff
 Master Franklin Brown of Southfng- ton, who has, been spending two weeks a tthe ssmmer home of his grand father, Coroner Franklin H. Brown returned home Monday.
 Miss Caroline B. Freeman is spend ing a few days in Nit Vernon. N. r
 | The auxiliary of the Woman's Home Missionary society was represented at the neighborhood meeting Wednesday at New London.
 Mir and Mrs. Ade1bert Ward of Vernon were guests of Rev. and Mrs. Newton at the parsonage Wednesday.
 Miss Sarah IT. Iatimer returned on Wednesday after few days visit with her aunt. Mrs. Edwin Keeney, in New London.
 Miss Anne Campbell and Miss Agnes Allen of New London were callers at the home of MT. and Mrs. Charles A. Satterlee Friday.
 Miss Grace A. Cha pman of the Stod- dard district is spending week at the home of her cousin. Mrs. Elmer Keene in KiIling1y.
 Mrs. Andrew P. Donovan of Putnam with her daughter. Miss Airline and sons, Frank and Joseph. were guests at Rose Lawn farm, the home of Mir and Mrs. Latham E. Smith, Friday and Saturday.
 Robert Fogel and Wilbur Bryant of
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02
Cuticura Talcun Powder
Itching and eczema started on nv foot dI1e to ff,e f<sne of my h1ound.

Newark, ,7N. J., are spending their va cation at the home of Mrs. Hannah Lewis at Allyn's Point.
 Mrs. Eliza beth Newbery- and Mrs. Edith Ingram of Norwich spent Thursday at the home of MT. and Mrs. Latham E. Smith. Mrs. Newbery was a guest of Tracy Smith for a motor cycle trip in his sidecar to the home of her daughter. Mrs. J. H. Allen. in Norwich that afternoon.
 Miss Butterworth of Worcester, Mass, is the guest of Miss Marjorie Mann.
 Mrs George A. Stanton of Norwich was a caller on friends in the village Tuesday
 MT and Mrs Elmer Satterlee and daughter Rebecca of North Haven mo- tored to the village Saturday and spent the week end at the home of MT. Satterlees parents. MT and Mrs. Charles A. Satter1ee.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02
ionaI rrainine 2 Joy Msker

Washington July 29.--A young Bel eian formerly a waiter in a New York hotel lost his left arm due to an injury received while in the service at the Panama Canal Returning to this country be had the greater misfortune of losing hs young wife during the epidemic of influenza. Tn a state of deep depression he was found by agents Of the Federal Board for Vo-
 cational Education. Destitute of both funds and friends the district vocational officer played the part of brother to him. Because of an ad- mitted fondness for flowers and gard enine. the government agent saw future for him. He took the young soldier to the Agricultural school at Farmfngdaie. Lr.I., where the Kindness of those in charge. the possibilities for profitable employment after the course Of training decided him to stay at the school and take the studies necessary to fit him for a superin- tendent of country place. This young Belgian appreciative of the benefits he is receiving, has taken out his final citizenship papers, and is happy in his work.
 According to the records of the Board the right Kind of work is prov ing a baim for all sorts of hurts both nA5ynscEf zkd Es8utal
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02
BOZRAH

Miss Esther Frost of New Haven who has been visiting Mrs Lawrence Abel of Bashan Hill for ten days. has returned home.
 Edwin Lathrop has been confined to his bed for two weeks because of rheumatism.
 Mrs. Carrie Abel of Hartford is spending few days on Lathrop Hill.
 The Missionary society met Wed nesday afternoon with Mrs. Olive A Bishop. There was a good attendance Sandwiches, cake and lemonade were served. .. 70
 There are to be no. services in the Congregational church for three Sun days.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02
WHAT EVERY MAN AND WOMAN
 SHOULD KNOW

How to have a good complexion. re- ! ow to look your best, fat or skinny: strengthen eyes, voice; quit tobacco. correct sagginE skin, stuffed nose SrcIrote the growth of hair. eyelashes and ey.sDf ows; ills of feet, kidneys and stoHach. Specify any one of above ailments and will send you the cure or relief for same for only F cents in stamps 1 have miracle remedies to sell. nothing but advice derived from 20 years experience with thou sanos of testimo niaIs. All mail re- ccives my personal attention so write me in the strictest confidence. Satis- ia ctier is guaranteed or money re- funded Address Professor w O. hsIzeo. SCSS Princeton Ave. Chicago. III. jy23d
Norwich bulletin., 1919-08-02

Vice. Admiral Mark Kerr, c. B., M. ". O., R. N, who will fly across the Atlantic in the Handley- Page ma chine. He is in. command of the next British trans Atlantic effort. which will be especially. to; chart a, course for air routes across the Atlantic-al- though a new time record may be made Vice Admiral Kerr is the old est active. air pilot in the British ser vice, and is 54 years old.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-28
Many MiddIeSex Scholars
for Rutgers Start Course

With 16 students enrolled in short
courses and 9 in the Agar course,
Middlesex county stands among the
first of the counties of the state In
the lumber of representatives taking
agriculture at the New Jersey State
College this year.
Course I. deals with general agri-
culture and dairying. Course II. with
fruit growing and market gardening,
and Course III. with poultry husban-
dry.
The following students are in curse
l: Joseph l.. Bonney, James G. McCor-
mack, Michael Stern and Edgar K.
Walrath, of New Brunswick, Lewis G..
Campbell, Of ~Cranbury, Lewis p.
Hoagland, Woodbridge; Notsutaro
MidZuno, of Franklin Park, Charles +.
Moore, of Perth Amboy; Arthur Pack
ard, of Stelton, and Anthony Dassori.
of New Brunswick.
Marie M. Barr, Of New Brunswick,
and Lawrence ]. Smith, of South
River, are taking course III, and Lud-
wig E.. Adam, William Copprthwaite,
Frank d. Donnelly. and Louis Good
man, Of. New Brunswick, are taking
course III.
Students from Middlesex county in
the 4 year course are: r. +. IIlig, New
Brunswick, senior; w. C. Randolph,
New Brunswick, sophomore; F. A.
Plain. Perth Amboy, senior; F. II.
Clickner, New Brunswick, Junior; j.
r. Nelson, New Brunswick, freshman;
P. Nelson. Perth Amboy, junior; B.
Masuroosky, New Brunswick, junior;
M. H. Thompson, Metuchen, junior;
w. Davis, New Brunswick, sopho-
more.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-28
CEREMONY HERE
FOR NEW SCHOOL
Impressive Services Here With
Many Catholic Dignitaries

The conservation of the ornor
stone of one of the finest parochial
schools in this section OF the site
was held yesterday on Laurie street,
with an elaborate ceremony presided
over by the highest Catholic dignita-
ries in this diocese. The school is
being erected by the congregation of
the Holy Trinity Catholic Slovak
church, whic hhas worked hard to
max possible this modern school.
The celebration started at 1880
o'clock, when all the societies CON
nected with the church, he Greek
Catholic societies and the school
cation marched from Kozusko's hall
on-Hall avenue, down Penn street to
Washington, up Washington to New
brunswick avenue, up New Br1ns-
wick venue bac to the church.
About five hundred people took part
in the parade, most of them carrying
American flags and church banners.
h ceremony at the school was
presided over by Bishop Thomas
Walsh, of Trenton, and the Slovak
sermon vas delivered by Bishop
koudelka, of Superior, Wisconsin, in
the presence of almost five thousand
people, including thirty priests from
all parts of this state and from many
of the other states.
oSltdlH lIlt IeISlOHt was ldIu IL
parchment with the names of Pope
Benedict XIV, President Woodrow
Wilson, Bishop Thomas Walsh, pre-
siding clergyman; Rev. JOS. Szuchy,
pastor of the Holy Trinity church;
John Seaman and Michael Kocik.
trustees; Robert Schuman; architect;
Walter Meagher, builder, and Rev.
Maris Koudelka who preached the
conservation sermon; also the date of
the conservation and mention of the
good work which the congregation
did toward building the school,.
In the evening a dance was held in
Kozusko hall, preceded by talks from
john Stolarik and Rev. Mr.. Cahill. of
Trenton.
The school which will be ready for
occupancy early in the spring, will
be complete in every derail. 1t will
contain ten class rooms, a gymna-
SUM, swimming pool, auditorium
with a stage, which will seat zoo peo-
pie, smoking rooms. kitchen and
lodge rooms. 1t is being constructed
of red brick with white granite trim
nrings Of elaborate design.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-28
TOttenViIIe Fertile Spot
of the "City Farmers

TOTTENVILLE, Nov. 2S:-The
mammoth squash raised by Joel
Cooley, of Sprague venue, Totem
Vile, which has been on exhibition in
the window of an Amboy road bak-
cry for the past several weeks and
about which there has been much
said, was made into pies yesterday.
The big squash, which yielded 154
pies of various sizes that were sold
from twenty-five cents up to one dol
lar, weighed 1872 pounds. There were
thirteen of the 81 pies, twenty-three
of the seventy-five cent ones, sixty
eight of the fifty cent kind n fifty
of the twenty-five cent ones.
Mr.. Cooley was presented with one
of the largest of the pies for his
Thanksgiving dinner. Besides this
tempting dish for dinner he also had
green corn and radishes from his
garden. He also pulled a fig from a
fig tree on his place where there is a
Bunica tree also in blossom.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-28
Y. M. G. q.

The Y. NJ. C. A. Cr~oss-country run
yesterday morning at 1890 extended
from the Y. NJ. c. A. to the water
front on Madison avenue, along the
waterfront, up Market to Madison
to the Y. M. c. A. q
The winners in the different class
es were: so lib. class-Nicholas Ty-
rell, Russell Tyrell and Umberta
PATIO.
100 lb. class-Cecil Roberts, Walter
Bergen and Hans Palmblad.
Unlimited class-John Halligan,
Norman Olsen and Teddy Daggenhau-
sen.
The bowling tournament held by the
Y. M. C. A. yesterday resulted in Ro-
mer winning the bowling shoes offer
ed to the winner. The winner was
high man for three consecutive
EameS. -
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-28
Cars Damaged In Two
Accidents Over Holiday

Two accidents over the holiday re-
suited in the cars being damaged, but
no one injured. Late Wednesday at
ternoon. Louis Minski of Woodbridge
reported to Patrolman William Sci
both hat his truck was hit by a
touring car at the corner of Amboy
avenue n Grace street. Both cars
were severity damaged.
While going out State street, late
yesterday afternoon, John Petrol of
SCI State street, was forced to run
into a telegraph pole under the Lee
high Valley bridges to avoid hitting a
child that ran out into the road. His
car was badly damaged, but is Gov
cred by insurance. Roundsman An
drew Jensen reported the occident.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-28
DISTRICT COURT

In district court this morning Judge
G. g.. Hommann rendered O verdict
of s66 for the plaintiff in the case of
the Aladdin Products Company VS..
Jacobsen & Company.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1919-02-14
LOCAL PERSONAL

Fire and tornado insurance Low
est rates-B. e. French.
Everything for the Ford.-Fults
Auto Company, Ladysmith
Miss Tellie Kaufman went to Mime
apolins today for a weeks visit.
Mrs. " I'll. Griffith, of Pennington;
YVES a Ladysmith visitor Monday.
Undersheriff Dodson made a bust
ness trip to Weyerhaeuser Tuesday.
Lewis Collins, who has been visiting
here the past week, returned to his
home at Phillips Monday.
Start a savings account, 4 per cent
interest. STATE BANK OF LADY
SMITH. 1.-The Peoples Bank
Money to loan to farmers. Lowest
rates and prompt service. F. Nj.
Doyle Co. Over the pOstoffice.
''They make good" Our Insurance
Policies. See us for money to loan.
MichaelsOn & Hughes Company.
Miss Emma Thistle, who had her
tonsils removed at the hospital last
week, is able to go to work again.