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The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28
HAPPY THOUGHT.

Leading Man (of the stranded troupe)-Nothing to do but walk back to dear old Broadway, methinks.
 Leading Woman-But think of the disgrace!
 lngenue-And the rustic gibery!
 Comedian-Peace be with you all 1 Why, we'll send the advance man ahead to scatter the interesting tidings that you ladies are hiking suffragettes and we men the accompanying news paper correspondence Ex- press.
The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28
How's This ,

We offer One Hundred. Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls CataWh Medicine.
 Halls Catarrh Medicine has been taken by catarrh sufferers for the past thirty five years. and has become known as the most reliable remedy for Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Medicine acts thru the Blood on the. Mucous surfaces. expelling the Poi son from the Blood and healing tie dis eased portions.
 After you have taken Halls Catarrh Medicine for a short time you will see a great improvement in your general health. Start taking Halls Catarrh Medi- cine at once and get ria of catarrh. Send for testimonials free
 F. J. CHENEY & CO. Toledo, Ohio. : Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28
Such Is Fame.

Did you see the house where the great poet lived?'
 'Uh, huh"
 "And the landlord, did he have no "reminiscences of the great poet?"
 None beyond the fact that the great poet moved away owing him rpnt."
The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28

Mrs. H. c. Parkin wishes to inform the public that she will continue the business of her late husband. at the Rosary. Read her ad in this issue
The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28
A Hateful Series.

'r started out to have little run over in my new motor."
 "Nell, what happened?'
 "L ran up against the speed laws, a motor cop ran me down and then ran pe in."
The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28
Light Reading.

Mrs. Hi-Brow-I understand your husband is a well-read man. Mrs. O'Houlihan.
 Mrs. O'Houlhan-Bedad, he is that, mum. He reads the livelong day. Shure and he do be wan of thim con- stant readers.
 Mrs. Hi-Brow-Im glad to hear that. What does he read?
 Mrs. O'Houlihan-Gas meters, mum.
The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28
WHY HIS
 HEAD IS BANDAGED.

Wifey: Henry, If some bold, bad man were to kidnap me would you offer . reward.
 Certainly, I always reward those who do me a favor.
The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28
B. Goodbar

At Clerk of County Courr
The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28
Does So.

"This actress says women should be pretty and men should be stalwart, even if artificial means be used."
 "Well?"
 Looks like a strong boost for lip rouge and padded shoulders"
The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28
For Sale

A few dozen good grade Barred Rock pullets;r 00 a dog en if taken at once.
 Mrs. James F. Hulen, 16-2tp Carlisle. Ark, Rt ?.
The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28
For Sale

240 acres of rice land i mile from Switch. Terms and prices reasonable, apply to c. E. Smi- ley. Carlisle, Ark. 14-4tp
The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28
Envy.

eff I had my life to live over," re- marked Mir. Dustin Stax, I'd be a moving picture star"
 'But you have amassed wealth."
 ''Yes. But a moving picture star can make million dollars a minute with out having the finger of scorn point ed at him as a profiteer."
The Carlisle independent., 1919-08-28
Pa Appreciates a Good Thing.

Pa NpprecIates a Good IhIng. . Kind Father-My dear, if you want a good husband, marry MT. Goodheart. He really and truly loves you.
 Daughter-Are you sure ofsthat, pa? Kind Father-Yes, indeed. I've been borrowing money of him for six months and still he keeps coming.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02
TAKING OUR CLOTHES.

Back in the halcyon days of the Stone Age,
Old Bill Stone Ratchet had little worry about his
wearing apparel Biologists tell us that in those
days. the alpha of living things, the earth teemed
with warmth from the very nature of his primal
existence. Old Bill had only to go and stand
near one of the effervescing cracks in the earth
surface, to get all the warmth he needed. He paid
no taxes, except to Old john Pennypacker and
then only when Old John caught him mapping.
Later on, after few exons of life, the earth
had grown colder, and som cone, possibly Eve,
found it necessary to wear fig leaves some
sort of clothing, whether from cold weather or
the curious stares of that old scandle monger,
The Snake, know not. Right then mans
troubles began. Ever since he has been taking
nip to keep warm, or hunting for that missing
button, cussing the while Taxes began at that
same date. One gets protection from others only
at the payment OF some valuable.
4'Now, when we have been deprived Of our
nip" to warm us up, and the earth is getting so
old and the steam crevices drying up, along
comes a descendant of Old John Pennypacker
and says we must pay taxes on clothing. Even
though he did not catch all of mapping, it looks
as though we would pay the bill, unless some
united effort is made to influence our Congress-
men Senators against the bill.
We descendants of Old Bill Stone Hatchet are
without the primal wherewithal to keep us
warm and to stop the STONY stares" of Neighbor
Bills wife, if we essay to go without clothes, on
naked" strike against the measure. Oppor-
tuning our friends to vote against the bill, is
meeting with but little success.
Verify, Old Bill Stone Ratchet had an easy
time of it And today, his descendants are be-
tween the prowerbial and the deep sea, with
"proverbiap' tax fiends getting closer daily. If
we were only friends with The Snake, we might
get something on that law maker, responsible
for taxing clothes, and make him back down.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02
VOX .POPULl

President, Rotary Club, Pensaco
Dear Sir: I understand that your
community Is seriously considering
the United States Public Health Ser
vice and there seems to be some ques-
ton as to the results to be returned
from such service. This communica-
ton is sent merely as a matter OF CO.
operation and with the thought that
our communities should give each
other the benefit Of their experience,
particularly when in the offering of
that experience only q sincere desire
to be of assistance prompts such &C
ton.
In the early part Of 1918 our county
and city appropriated $500. which
combined with like appropriations
from the county and two cities on the
opposite side Of the river, plus a per-
sonal contribution Of one of the resi-
dents of $500. making a total OF s1e.-
500. was placed in the same treahury
with an appropriation from the United
States Public Health Service, and the
Public Health Service undertook and
did perform services in what Is known
as the Muscle Shoals District, the re-
suits OF which cannot be measured in
dollars and cents
From our intimate knowledge OF
conditions here, and based entirely on
an unbiased opinion, 1t is due solely
to the efforts of the United States
Public Health Service that we were
permitted to go through the summer
Of 1918, under unprecedented circum-
stances, without an epidemic. despite
the fact that in December Of 1917.
within the corporate limits OF this
city there were approximately 5000
people, while In he beginning of June,
1918, there were, within the corpor-
ate limits OF the city, as nearly as can
be estimated, 10000 people. With such
an abnormal increase in so short a
period you can readily appreciate that
houses could not be built fast enough
to absorb the influx. We had famil-
les living in tents on the hills and in
every available place possible. many
of whom did not have water connec-
tions, or sewerage connections, and in
the face of a droughty summer our
health conditions were better during
last year than they had been for any
preceding year. We OF Alabama, like
you in Florida, likewise with all of our
other states similarly situated, have
experienced In times past most deplor-
able results from malaria. Last year,
so far as we are able to ascertain,
malaria was entirely eliminated.
When the question came up for con-
sireration Of retaining the Public
Health Service for the coming year
and our county commissioners not be-
ing able to pass on the question and
adjourning their meeting without ac-
ton, and their subsequent meeting to
be held at date beyond which a
definite reply had to be made to the
authorities Of the Public Health Ser
vice, the city commission of this city,
being thoroughly familiar and appre-
-
have unanimously decided to make
an appropriation sufficiently large to
maintain the Public Health Service
unit, exclusive of what action the |
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02

like an individual. he was willing to
pledge anticipated revenues to main
tain a health unit.
In justice to ourselves. In justice to
the United States health service, and
what we believe to be in justice to
you, I have been instructed by the
board of directors of this organization
to extend an invitation to you and to
such other parties as might be inter-
ested. to pay us a little visit, and we
shall be glad to place at your dis
posal our records. our organization and
the personnel thereof, that you might
be in position to secure as detailed
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02

county commissioners might take at
their next meeting. This appropria-
ton is made by the city commission
ers despite the fact that we are most
heavily burdened with an approx
mate commitment of a million dol
lars for pavements, additional schools.
enlargement of sewerage and water ia
cilities and so forth and on. AS
was very wisely said by our mayor,
that the question of the Public Health
Service to him was one of serious i'm
portance, and while he did not APP
prove of city, like an individual,
spending more money than that city
or that individual received, yet, again
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02
ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY.

company of business men supplied with 10
eel capital propose to make Bay View Park one
Of the best points of. clean amusement, which can
be found in. the southeast. Their plan includes
bringing to Pensacola number of clean, high
t'~-s amusement features, which go to make up
! irawing cards of any community playground.
NO outside capital is mixed up in the proposition
and the plan as contemplated, would supply this
city with most needed adjunct to local attrac-
tions. Present laws prevent Sunday features at
the park. This precludes performances at Bay
View which might not be favored by some local
people.
The travelling man is one of the best criterions
as to the standing of city among outsiders
Most of those who come to Pensacola, frankly
admit that they leave town for over Sunday, if
there is a train out Their attitude is of neces-
sity that of hundreds of visitors each year, who
might stay here week or two at the least, and
leave behind considerable capital for the benefit
s of Pensacola.
The plan of changing Bay View Park from a
sandy pine forest, to popular centre of clean
amusements, is feature which Pensacola sad
Ely needs. The men behind the movement are
well known and their motives are clean. So long
as they adhere to the plan of developing Bay
: View to attract good people and to amuse the
tired Pensacola business man and his family,
they deserve the support of everyone. Some
: one say word to boost the game along. A few
! kind words help, here and hereafter.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02
WAR-SUFFERERs NEED CLOTHING.

WAR-SUFFERERS NEED CLOTHING.
America is called upon to supply 10000 tons of
clothing, shoes and blankets during the month of
March for relief of war sufferers of Europe.
The urgency of the call is emphasized in
appeal cabled to this country by Herbert Hoover,
head of the European relief administration.
Millions of men, and children, freed
from the German yoke, lost all of them belong
ings during the war and are in dire need of
clothing
America WILL of course, respond literally to
their appeal, just as she has met every call from
the different sufferers. Collection and distri-
button of the supplies will be conducted by the
Red Cross and each chapter will be urged to
provide it's full quota. That Pensacola will again
do its part is assured, but let us be among the
first to complete allotment.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02
GET BEHIND THE VICTORY LOAN.

! Recent news dispatches from Washington
s ssem to have created the impression in some
Quarters that the Treasury Department has de-
ncided not to float another Liberty Loan.
: The reports were based upon the proceedings
STreasry representatives appeared to lay before
that body plans for future war finances. The
secretary of the Treasury asked for authority
ito issue short time securities instead of bonds
(which would mature in TO- 20 80 years.
: The fact that a new form of security may be
Offered does not change the plans for the Vic
tory Loan. There will be another popular war
Eloan beginning not later than April 21st. A ma
1tion-wide campaign, similar to those conducted
for the sale of previous bond issues will be put
Eon in every state, county and city in the United
States. The requirements of the Treasury De-
spartment are imperative and cannot be met with
Sout such a campaign.
! The forms and terms of securities to be Of
fered remain to be determined. Whether they
s will be timed to mature in five years or to run
for longer period it is absolutely essential that
the widest possible measures of distribution be
realized.
S The Liberty Loan organizations have pledged
their united support in order that the Victory
Liberty Loan may be sold to the people. The
Treasury Department is depending upon these
rpaign the existing volunteer army will be called
upon to wage. There shout dbe no relaxation of
effort now. Every American should get behind
the Victory Liberty Loan and make it the great
sest of all war loans.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02


Upon the principle OF self-determination of
peoples, the Greeks are laying claim to Constan-
tinople and it's subdivisions embracing an i'm
portant part of Asia Minor. The Grecian ele-
ment of the population is said to be in the
jority, less than a half-million of the more than
million-a nd-a-quarter residents being Turks
Additional claims based upon the fact that
Constantinople was once Greek city, the capital
of the old Greek, or Byzantine, empire for many
centuries.
Joining Of Northern Epirus with the Greek
empire, Punishment of the Turk from Europe
and international control of the Bosphorus and
Dardanelles are other requests which Greece
will lay before the peace conference.
Reports from Paris indicate that Greece
stands high in the good graces of the allies and
there seems more than-a bare possibility that as
a result of the war the Greeks will regain much
of the Importance which was theirs in former
years.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02

data as you desire.
Assuring you of our very great hope
of cooperation, and with kindest per-
sonal regards, we beg to remain. very
truly yours, NJ. T. JACOBS.
Executive Secretary
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02

The agreement to arbitrate will settle every
thing nicely if the league is careful to exclude
thugs who have peculiar notions about agree
ments and scraps of paper.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02

: OF course it is impossible for Germany to pay
the damages and the war cost of the allies in
Sone generation. but haven't we satisfactory au-
shorty for the doctrine that the sins of the
fathers shall be visited on the children?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02

There is one hope for humanity when states
men turn their backs on kings and give heed to
the desires of a sweaty individual in overalls
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02

The most consoling experience woman ever
has is to call unexpectedly and find another
woman's house in a mess.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02

The trouble with maudlin idealists is that they
confuse terms. Forgiveness is matter of spirit
and does not repair damage
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02

About the only privilege free man has that
is denied slave is the right to sass his boss
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02

After all, it is simply question of whether
Germany or France shall bear the cost of the
Huns crimes.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02

The best proof that women haven't sense
enough to vote is the fact that few men have
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02
Make the Pennies Bigger

# today.
change, that has helped to multiply opportuni-
ties and increased the spending size of our pen
mics is advertising
Every merchant, every manufacturer knows
that advertising materially reduces selling
costs by increasing the demand for and the dis
tribution of the products of hundreds of thou
sands of mills. Indeed many of the things we
count today necessities or simple luxuries
could not be made and sold at their reasonable
prices except advertising has created a
broad market for them making millions of
sales at little prices and little profits
And so you owe very much to advertising.
You owe much to the people of yesterday who
have read and been influenced by past adver-
Using and SO have made possible the econo-
mics and varieties and wide distribution of
merchandise that you enjoy.
You owe present Advertising a thorough
reading. A greater f: niliarity with advertis-
ing, with advertisers md advertised merchant
disc makes continually for the increasing size
of your pennies.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-03-02

"A penny Cnen might Duy a pastry, or ten
of them take one to the Fair, but your great
aunt and great-uncle couldn't have gone to a
movie at any price.
Your great-gran'ther may have driven
the fastest horse in the country and paid
tidy sum for it, But the price of stable of
thoroughbreds would not have bought him
fliver.
Sixty years ago the ladies could go shopping
for dry goods and buy silks that would make
you green with envy, linens that were linens
and broadcloths that beggar description. But
what their favorite store did not have they US
ually got along without.
You can pick up your daily newspaper and in
fifteen minutes you can know what the differ
ent shops offering in fabrics patterns, va
rieties and qualities that great-grandmother
never dreamed could be gathered together un-
der any conditions.
Times have changed, and so have merchan-
disc and business methods. One of the influ-
ences that has helped to bring about so much of
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-04-19

chicago. April 10 Hogs. receipts
5000; market strong. mostly o. cents
higher than yesterdays averfrr:
thos"r heavy pigs steady. othsla
mostly 20 20 80 rents lower HUN NJ
sales $50 2tA t2O.tn heavy weight
f20.at 70 90; medium weight $40 20
H $50 SO; lChi weight ttg.fhMG e0. 81:
liEit lights So so $50. 90. nnwa
sit.toH 5000; piFS ticTbattsTt.
cattle receipts 1000; compared with
n weak ago. choice and prime steers
steady 10 % cents higher. othors
mostly 90 CENTS 90 20 cents higher:
cows D. hsiforH 90 20 g cents high
o., medium grades showing most nd
Nnuss ami cutters 20 10 90
cents up. beet fuf bulls mostly q
cents hirhsfi hulugrrs steady. In.ht.
tween hutrhefa slow storkera uuh
Vledium weight feeders 10 to 90 cents
higher others steady. 20 centI high.
rr. cslNrH ~ ~ $50 lower.
Sheep receipts 1000. compared with
20 wotk aro M lambs 60 10 30 cent
higher NsnriinEs 90 cents hirhsr.
aged wethsrs strtiN 90 lower. ewgs
fully steady. narrow trade in FEEDER.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-04-19
THE MARKETS


New YoIk. April is-Tradinr M
rtufFs to-day vas s%nliyened BY further
Substantial gains in many speculative
issueH notably shirpinrl equipment,
oils, motors md food shares Cams uf
2 20 4 points accompanied the active
dsmauu FOR American International
Atlantic Gulf Marine Preferred. nuf.
NeaHr. Steel Foundry. steel Spring..
Pierce on ~Studehnksr. United States
Food PRODUCTS. Wilson and company
Hide and Leather preferred aud In
tofnHuoual Paper United fintsg
Steel raincd oNer o. point hut cor
peers VEN dun and rails saErcd ON
hHht uffcrinEs. Tho closing WA
strong Sales Appropriated 800. 600
shares Bonds Including Liberty .H
sues were variable.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-04-19
chicas., Ilna Il Of rrn.Ir.

chicago Apul ~ com puces
took 81 decided upturn todaS Influence.
ed hA rapid absorption of wheat sup.
plies and hN the hmallnsHs Of Hturks
uf corn Forecasts uf unsettled
weather tended also tn stimulate huli.
trh sentiment nnaidra week end Hd.
Iusiment Of trades WIS "a handicap 90
tho hsnrs ppsnlnr prices which
rnnnrd from = OFF 20 gdVnncs.
with MAJ ~ 81. 90 81 80 and July
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-04-19

tti2 10 ft.i2h. wsrr followed by q
material Honrral advance
oats sympufhigcd with the strength
% corn. After openinr a shade o. y
cent higher NIn IuiY s1h a. CA.
re market continued 10 ascend.
Provisions reflected the advance in
grain.
an deliveries reached the topmosi
prices vet this srrHon. Girslnr quo.
net higher with MAY tt.st and Iaiy
~ bba 90 ~ 1884,
furk rtnrted somewhat ut tho last
hut lard aud uhs held nrm.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-04-19

Denver. colo. April TO- Cattle TO-
c'ipts 1000. market steady iorf
st'era fia 5iNtis.nO. COWS and helf.
ers - % 0Hffd7f3 stockors and fccd
crs Ni.a0rfit 2As calves ftison
SIS g..
liuVH. receipts 500. market lower:
ton $4,000. hulk SO 500 fts76
Sheen receipts hnO, market steudy.
lHmhs az ioffs So 90: ewes gtag6a
Hifrn.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-04-19
AofIen ToR runIloArIoA

Department of tho Interior. 4. +. Land Office
90 sauia o.. n NJ. March 90. 1919
NOTICE b. hereby given that Jose Chin,
ehnr, ~ Onrrsp, Sew Mesico. whose ma entry
vas rsinsiai'i October 10 1917. Serial No
0iluT iuf ST. section ~. ~ Nh.
ssriion ~ rnwrshin 20 a. Range . Wssi.
\. NJ y Meridian, hAs filed natls " in
tgniur 40 malr i've year Proof ~ establish
.ihin 10 the land above described before
United state tammissioner. nt Aibusr, ruas
hsrnalilp County Aew Mexico. on me sih
DAY ~ AaN 1910
'lslmnnt names a. vttnsfsost ;svls
.asillo r~HlNhdlr 'hFee Roman Chavrs. Juan
helsndifu. al ~ turrrn. New Nsrir0
FRANCISCO pEL0ADO.
D. Y. a.aN. 1. u. L..
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MATRImoNY


Mainly For speedy marriage. nh
soiutcly tine best. largest In the
country established ~ Years. thou
sands wealthy members. both sex.
Wishing early marriage: strictly con.
%tdenttul, descriptions free, The old
l,.liulic club. Mrs Wrubel. Ts2
Madison, Oakland, Calf.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-04-19

Kansas city. Mo. April 1s-HorH
rrreipta 10. NoO. market lower. heavy
SO ansi SO. 90: urhts tta.ghuf $50 90.
pigs ttg.0" sis0 %
cattle receipts 100: market weak
Eteers $40 so n ti9.dh: cow and hsif-
srH fd.i0fflihah. eaiNfH fi02A NJ
tif2b. stockerH ss.G0si tiG 90
Sheep receipts i70o. mrfket higher.
lambs $40 5Tfissh. ewes $1,000
It-.Tb.
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Department ~ the Interior a.. 4 iand or
hcn a. Slnta Do n 81. March g7. 1919
Notice BE- hereby Elv,n that s%efuflna
Ramirez DO Annie ~ Cahsrau. 4. 81 uiu.
un March o. illi made homestead rntrr.
40 ctf01r fnr HEH sWH and HWH grT .
s.c go und ~ wv 4, section 90. Tuwn.
snap 10 IT, Range . W y. az. 4 Meridian.
year proof 90 establish rlaiu ~ ite land
above described. before tho Cnuriy Cierk "
snniuVsl County az brrnalila sando,al
county. NnA MoAico on the ath day n MAJ,
tlAirI,rt names A. witrssrsat Juan
itamirr., - tahsfnn \ ~. Donnrinnu
Nrrir.H Of C.bttoH. n. a.. leopold faf
mil' ~ ,absIon. n n Rafael Jaramillo.
~ tabffuu.I n Al
FRANCISCO pELOADo.
lat r las. LP6B