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The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
SLEPT FOR LONG PERIODS
Case on Record of En9Iishman Who Sumbered for Close on to
 Three Months.

All are familiar with the story ef Rip Yam WiukIe, who, after sleep of 2o years, aWoke to world in which he found himself complete stranger. That, of course, is q legend. but the London Tit-Bifs records eases from real life that furnish wonderful in- stances
 There is. for instance. the well-au- thenticated case of Samuel Chiffon of Timsbury, near Bath.
 His first slumber of any consequence took place on May 13, 1G94, lie being then twenty years of age. It last ed month. Two years later he had another sleeping if, from which noth- ing availed to wake him. He was hled and blistered. and for ten weeks arti. ticially fed, until his jaws became set and had to he forced open with in struments-all, however. to no effect. At last. after IT weeks, he woke up. He was under the impression that he had only slept one night! Ghilton,s next sleeping fit lasted from August F to November 10. 1897.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
POULTRY .F..A,Il.C.!I7S \!
GREEN FEEDS FOR POULTRY
There Is Much in Proper Curing and Handlina-Beets and Mangel-
 Wurzels Also Good.

If you have fed clover or alfalfa to heultrE i'll its green =state- or dry you 6noW trs value If you have not used fl as hen feed do so this winter. even if you have ta buy some. and in future stasous you Will lay in good supply. There is much in eur ing and handling lhis faed te have it fj=ht for hFHs. IT ft fa~ been done properly cul iuGa onequurUer-iueh ieugths. and place il in a tub or har- rfl, then turn ou steam or hot water, which at once brings back the aroma of the harvest field Next spread out jn the mixing box and sift on some comment mddliuzs and animal meat salt little and you barn as good mess for laying hens as can be pre- pared In some respects alfalfa is better chan clover It is very rich iu protein. yields more in q year than clover. and hons like Il better.
 For poultry it should never be al- lowed to heeame woody. \ eeed field of alfalfa will produce moro hen feed than the same amount of space put into any other crop.
 Next in order for dependable win ter food come beets and maHgel-waf- gels. There are different sorts red, yellow and white All make a good winter hen feed. They are composed largely of water but it makes all ex- eellent winter food, being easily grown and kept and is very handy to feed. Bf feeding plenty of green food to the hens in winter there Is a profit de- rived in two ways. The hens will he more healthy. therefore lay better, and by working it into the daily ration the cost of feeding the flock is iessened considerably.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
SAFE, GENTLE REMEDY
 CLEANSES YOUR KIDNEYS

have been standard household remedy. They are the pure, original imported Haar- lem OIl your at-grandmother used, and are perfectly harmless. The healing, sooth- ing oil soaks into the cells and lining of the kidneys and through the bladder, driv- ing out the poisonous germs. New life. fresh strength and health will come as you continue the treatment. When complete ly restored to your usual vigor, continue taking capsule or two each day; they will keep you in condition and prevent re- turn of the disease.
 Do not, delay a minute Delays are es- pecially dangerous in kidney and bladder trouble. All druggists sell GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. They will refund the money if not as represented. GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules are i'm ported direct from the laboratories in Hol- land. They are prepared in correct quan- tity and convenient form, are easy to take and are positively guaranteed to give prompt relief. In three sizes, sealed pack ages. Ask for the original imported GOLD MEDAL. Accept no substitutes Adv
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
hcid-StoI1lac1 Ruins
 Health of Millions

Besides those painful attacks of in- digestion; that awful bloated, lumpy feeling after eating and downright stomach misery that you who have experienced it know so well; besides disgusting belching, food-repeating, sour stomach and distressing heartburn besides all this, ACID STOMACH undermines the health and saps the strength of millions.
 Ifyou don't get rid of those stomach miseries there Is no telling where your stomach troubles will end, for it is @ well known scientific fact that many serious ailments have their start in an acid-stomach.
 Start now-this very day-toget rid of yourstomach miseries. Take eEATONIO --ths wonderful remedy that absorbs the excess acid from the stomach and brings INSTANT relief. You simply have no idea how much better, stronger and brighter you feel at once. It drives out all the gas and bloat, puts an im- mediate stop to belching and ndheartburn,
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
MISSION OF OYSTER SHELL
Not Given to Supply Grit, but to Make Bone, Muscle and Feathers
 Help Out Ration.

Many poultry growers especially beginners, have the impression that oyster shells make good grit for fews, but such is not the case. oyster shells, in some respects do help to grind the fowls food, but the chief mission is to make bone. muscle and feathers. They form the shell Of the egg. or assist. in this matter and at the same time aid in making q complete ration when fowls are fed charcoal and grit together with their grain ra- tions. If you keep them before the hens and do not feed fat-producins feeds, they will prevent soft-shelled eggs and keep them from acquiring the egg-eating habit, which is one of the greatest losses ever experienced by any poultryman. In almost every feed given to fowls we find a shortage of ash.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
Ugh! CaIomeI Sickens;, SaIivates!
 Please Try Dodson's Liver Tone I am sincere! My medicine does not upset liver
 and bowels so you lose days work

You're bilious Your liver is slug gish You feel lazy, dizzy and atl knocked out. Your head Is dull, your tongue is coated breath bad; stomach sour and bowels coustipated. But dea,t take saiivatiae calomrl ttmakes yau sick: you may lose 4 days work.
 Gaiomei is mercury or quicksilver. which causes necrosis af the bones. Calomel crashes into sour bile Ike dynamite, breaking 1t up. That's when you feel lhat awful nausea and cramp- ing
 If you want to enjoy the incest. gem tlest liver and bowel cleansing yau ever experienced inst take a spoonful of harmless Bodson's Liver Tone toe HHHht. Your druggist or dcater setfs you a bottle of poasou's Liver Tone for a few cents under my personal money-back guarantee that each spooa-
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28

For centuries GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has been standard household remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and stomach trouble, and all diseases connected with the urinary organs. The kidneys and blad- der are the most important organs of the body. They are the filters, the purifiers of your blood. If the poisons which enter your system through the blood and stom- ach are not entirely thrown out by the kidneys and bladder, you are doomed.
 Weariness, sleeplessness, nervousness, despondeney, backache, stomach trouble, men, gall stones, gravel, difficulty when urinating, cloudy and bloody urine, rheu- matism, sciatiea and lumbago, all warn you to look after your kidneys and bladder. All these indicate some weakness of the kidneys or other organs or that the enemy microbes which are always present in your system have attacked your weak spots. GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules are what you need.
 They are not "patent medicine" nor . thew discovery" For 200 years they
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
PIacinu the Goat.

A boss barber, who has shop in downtown skyseraper and a eaustie tongue but who has poor memory for faces. got his" the other day, to the delight of his assistants and the amusement of several customers.
 He has just shaved man whom he had not recollected having ever seen before and with an eye to more business. said:
 Don't you want your hair trimmed? It looks in spots as if it had been chewed off by goat"
 "I kinder think so myself" replied the customer, but I didn't expect to hear you say so. You cut it yourself" ]" Detroit Free Press.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
Mas CredulitY Tested.

Say. mother" began little Willie, breathlessly, as he hurried 10 the de- pository for exciting information, Jim mic Smith, across the street, said his father killed two lions and a tiger in their back yard this morning.
 Tut, tut, William; why do you re- peat such impossible things?"
 Now there you go ma," said Will liam indignantly. as he turned on his heel and started for the pantry, you're getting as bad as pa He says you never can believe anything the neigh bors say"
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28

ful will clean your sluggish liver bet ter than dose of nasty calomel and that it went make you sick.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. Yonu know 1t next morn ing because you will wake up feeling Gae, your liver will be working. your headache and dizziness gone your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular. You will feel ike working: yaHu be cheerful 1aH of vigeF and ambition.
 DodSon's Liver Tone is entirely vegetable therefore harmless and can uut saliYate Give il to vaur children. Millions of people are using Dodson's Liver Tone instead If dangerous calo- mel now. Your druggist will tell you that the sale of calomel is almost stopped entirely here.-Ady.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
BOSCHEE'S SYRUP

Why use ordinary cough remedies when Boschee's Syrup has been used 70 successfully for fifty-one years in all parts of the United States for coughs, bronchitis, colds settled in the throat, especially lung troubles? It gives the patient a good nights rest. free from coughing, with easy expec- toration in the morning, gives nature a chance to soothe the infiamed parts, throw off the disease, helping the pa- tient to regain his health. Made in America and sold for more than half a century.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
REPENTANT PATSY.

Minnie and her little dog, Patsy, were playing in the kitchen. Minnie's mamma was cooking supper and stumbled over Patsy. causing her to drop an egg on the freshly scrubbed floor. She put Patsy out on the porch and seated Minnie in q corner In few moments Patsy scratched on the door and began barking. Minnie said to her mother: Mamma, can Patsy come In now? He's sorry. Don't you hear him 'pologizing?"
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
HINTS ON HANDLING POULTRY
Among Other Things for Farmer to Remember Is That Male Doesn't
 Influence Number of Eggs.

(Prepared by the United States Depart
 ment of Agriculture)
 It is urged that all farmers and poultrymen adhere strictly to the fol- lowing principal rules in handling their poultry and eggs:
 1. Keep the nests clean; provide one nest for every four hens.
 ?. Gather the eggs twice daily. 3. Keep the eggs in a cool dry room or cellar
 4. Market the eggs at least twice a week.
 ,. Sell. kill or confine all male birds as soon as the matching season is over.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28

The way they are talking about ap- propriation bills in both house and sen ate indicates that there is not very good chance of getting these supply bills passed before March 1. As us- ual, the men who handle these appro- priation bills stuff them full of all kinds of legislation at the behest of the departments and also because they want to put something over them selves, with the result that long de bates occur. Of course night sessions may have the effect of stopping the flow of discussion, but not unless there is q general desire on the part of ev erybody to put through the business and avoid an extra session. Night sessions cannot be held without a quorum and there seems to be dis position among quite a number of men to see that quorum is maintained most of the time.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
TIME TROLLING.

There is lot of time flddled away in this world. one way and another. by good people who have the best of intentions. We will venture to assert, along this line, that more time is fid- died away by folks who peck at lan- guages than in any other manner All most everybody is seized at some stage in his life with a desire to add an- other tongue to his own. but it usual ly results In nothing more than time wasted.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28

ends stomach suffering and makes it cool, sweet, comfortable and strong.
 There can be no further excuse for you to allow acid-stomach to wreck your health-pile up misery upon mis- cry until you get to the point where you feel down and out and that life has lost all it's joys. Remember, just as acid mouth ruins teeth, so acid-stomach ruins health.
 Take EATONIC. It's good, just like e bit of candy and makes the stomach feel fine. You can then eat the things you like and, what is more, every mouthful you eat will count in creating power and energy. You'll feel so much better-have punch and pep-the power and will to do things and get results, and your stomach misery will be gone.
 Take our advice. Get big box of EATONIC from your druggist today. It costs so little. If 1t fails to remove your stomach distress, he will refund your money. That is guaranteed; you are to be satisfied or money refunded.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half D mt of water add l oz Bay Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound, and A oz. of glyeerine. Any druggist can put this 1p or you can mix it at home at very lit- 5le cost. Full directions for making and use come in each box of Barbo Compound. It will gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft and glossy. 1t will not color the scalp. IS not sticky or greasy, and does not rub off-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28

The house of representatives has it's airplane expert in Congressman La Guardia. who made his record in the aviation service as q flyer for fifteen months, most of the time on the Ital- ian-Austrian front But the senate al- so has an aviation expert in the per son of Senator Jones of Washington. Jones Is not real flyer. but he made the trip from Washington to New York and back on two cold days. Be sides that. he has been with some of the air pilots when they were looping loops, doing the tailspin, and other air acrobatics, so he may be regarded as something of an expert. When the subject of airplane mail service was being considered in the senate the Washington senator came into the de- bate with a number of suggestions as to what ought to be done. Ills main idea was to have air service in Alaska, which would be more important than air mail routes between Washington and New York. In Alaska, without railroads and with snow-covered trails, they have great difficulty in getting their mail.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28

Congressman Wood of Indiana called attention to situation which k one of the many things complained of in con companies in the army with five six and seven captains, with the same number of first lieutenants and lhe same number of second leutenants. with only perhaps a dozen privates. The prfvates have got out because they only draw $39 month, while the off cers are getting better salaries than they perhaps could get elsewhere. This is just one of the many faults that have been found with the process of demobilization.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
State of Ohio. City of Toledo Lucas

State of Ohio. City Of Toledo, Lucas County-ss.
 Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney ledo. County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUM DRIED DOLLARS for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE.
 FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence. this 9th day of December. A. D. 1888.
 fSeaD A. W. Gleason, Notary Public HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is talk en internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. Druggists, 75c. Testimonials free. F. J. Cheney & Co.,, Toledo, Ohio.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28

year from now the nation will be in the throes of presidential cam paign. By that time the national com mittees will have met and chosen the cities for the next national conven- tions and fixed the dates of such con ventions. That in itself starts poli- ties humming. But even if it is year before the national committees assem- ble for that purpose there is still Il great deal of talk going on about vari- ous presidential candidates. Just now Senator Harding of Ohio is getting more prominence for the Republican nomination than almost any other man. For some reason or other the press notices of Harding appear more ire quently than those of any other possi- bility. In fact, he is being boosted in the real Ohio way. When Ohio has an opportunity to get president she goes out after the place without any hesi- tancy.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
Handsomely Equipped.

"King Solomon was the wisest of men"
 "Yes," replied the press agent.
 And resplendent in his entertain- ments."
 "Yes."
 And most delicious in his cpl grams"
 'Yes. It's very evident that in ad- dition to other advantages he had a highly energetic and discreet publicity department"
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
ANARCH|SM PERIL
 NOW GETS NOTICE
BOLD EXPRESSIONS IN SHADOW OF WASHINGTON MONUMENT
 AROUSE PEOPLE.
ITS GROWTH IS ALARMING
Senators Thomas and King Are Sue cessors of Eugene Hale as Gloom
 Dispensers in the Senate-Farmers Reassured Concerning Wheat Price.
By ARTHUR w. DUNN.

Washington.-Iu nation like the United States, where the vast majority of the people are contented to go their own way, performing the duties from which they gain a livelihood, and where there is general satisfaction with the form of government and the liberty which is granted under the Con- stitution, no particular alarm is felt in regard to sporadic attempts at the overthrow of the government and the heneficent institutions of the United States. Thus if has happened that the warnings which have been published from time to time about the growth of anarchism in this country have not attracted any particular attention. In this correspondence some time ago il was noted that the anarchistic or bol- shevik sentiment was growing by leaps and bounds and that the mere fact that it promised something new, more active than socialism and more bloody than anything that has yet been of fered, was making it attractive to the people of this country afflicted with tiit diSttlNt OI uIlItNl- iSlt II W sl9 liVi until the anarchist sentiment was boldly expressed within a stones throw of the White House and within reach of the shadow of the Washing ton monument that people woke up to the fact that under the guise of free speech this country was harboring an insidious propaganda which meant it's overthrow if the promoters could have their way. But when the country does wake up 1t is more than likely that 1t will show these agitators that this is not fertile field for anarchistic doc trines. It may be necessary for local communities to take this matter in hand, as the movement would have to become of large proportions before the general government would feel warranted in interfering
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
AVERAGE YEARLY EGG RECORD
Result From Flock Properly Cared For

About 13O eggs per hen is n fair av- craze for the yearly egg record. flock properly cared for should pro- duee about one third as many eggs as there are hens, during the months of December. January and February.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
Winter Ration of Poultry.

Meat scraps, milk or green ground bones take the place of insects in the winter ration of poultry Milk is es- pecialy desirable and should be fed whenever possible, as it is not only palatable, but the tactic acid which it contains aids in digestion.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
Not Forgetting.

Redd-That fellow Black has got d wonderful memory.
 Greene - What are you talking about? He borrowed $5 from me four years ago and has never paid it yet Well. he borrowed Sl0 of me eight years ago"
 "Well. hasn't he forgotten it?"
 "Why, no. Every time he sees me coming he goes down a side street."
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
Game Bird Rulings.

Under the federal migratory bird treaty act the sale of all migratory game birds is prohibited throughout the United States, except for scientific CT propagating purposes, or of water fowl raised on farms or preserves un- der proper permit from the secretary of agriculture.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
cutlcura Soothes Baby Rashes.

That itch and burn with hot baths Of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle anointings of Cuticura Ointment. Nothing better. purer, sweeter, espe- cially if little of the fragrant Cutl- cura Talcum is dusted on at the fin- ish. 25e each verywhere.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28

If you use Red Cross Bali Blue in your laundry. you will not be troubled by those tiny rust spots, often caused by inferior bluing. Try It and see.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
cuIlina of importance.

Cullng whether the hens and pull lets are intended for breeding or mere Iy layers of market eggs, is of prime importance.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28

The Scandinavian countries were the first of Europe to sanction the fnll po- litieal enfranchisemnt of women.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
Lake of Islands.

Lake Huron holds the curious rec ord of having more islands than any other lake. It has at least 5000.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28

The time was, many years ago when Senator Eugene Hale of Maine, father of the present Senator Hale of that state, was the real gloom of the senate He was forever making dire predic- lions. He saw in the demand for an in- creased army and navy danger to American institutions. The war with Spain and the acquisition of the Phil ippines he regarded as q step in the direction of imperialism and the de struction of our system of government
 The legitimate successor of Eugene Hale in the senate is Charles s. Thomas of Colorado His lugubrious- ness has become very pronounced. Like Hale, he sees danger in the vast ex- penditures of the government The growth of office holding, the far-reach- ing influence of militarism, the spread of anarehism, and many other things cause the Colorado senator to rise in his place and solemnly warn the sen ate and the country that "the worst Is yet to come"
 Almost in the same class with Thomas is Senator King of Utah, who is not quite so outspoken but in prl vate conversation sees many rocks ahead for the ship of state. The pes simistic predictions of these Demo cratic senators sometimes find an echo upon the Republican side, but in the main the senate goes ahead blithely, and usually a very good working ma jority votes down the propositions of Thomas and his fellow pesslmsts.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28

To keep clean and healthy take Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate liver, bowels and stomach. Adv
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
Practical Girl.

lle feestatIeally1-I eoald die for you.
 She-Goodness hope you wont think of such thing until after VA are married aud have the right to in. hefft.-EaStoa Transcript
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
Direct Reply.

Rejected Suitor Ca slaeker)-"Is there another man?" Girl-"Two mil Non; somewhere in France
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28

Several of the Tibetan lakes in the Himalayan mountains are 10000 feet above sea level
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
Feed Hens Variety.

Hens cannot produce eggs profitably from grains alone.
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
s!.s w F sEss s,Eg ,lE.
Aloft.

"iEas our friend Dustin Stax inter- ested in the uplift?' Well, he was pretty strong for overhead charges"
The Monticellonian., 1919-02-28
Appropriate Manner.

'What do you suppose he blew in here for?"
 q guess it was to raise the wind"