The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-03-29


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There might be fewer human fail
ures in this beautiful world if every
fellow would discover early in life
just what he is cut out for and gov
ern himself accordingly.
Amout nine anew" women out Of
possible ten, are old women painted
over.
You can't be busy and buzzy at the
same time on the "wavelets of the
deep c green"
The Sunday jam Monday at Tampa
was said to be the greatest ever en-.
perienced in the Gulf City, but no one
tainted or had TO be carried out.
What" says an exchange, "would
you do if when you held three aces
and pair of kings, your wife called
your" If it were our husband calling
us, we know exactly what we would
do.
Pig clubs are being infused with
new interest all over the county. but
not all the pigs are in the clubs, be-
cause of being two-footed and over
size.
A woman doesn't have to ask what
time it is. She knows by instinct, if
she knows anything.
Every expounder of the gospel, eve
ry platform lecturer, and every essay
you've ever read since you've been
knee high to redbug, commends the
Importance of high thinking. The
getting out of and away from your
self and the petty things of life-ris-
ing TO the great and noble plane be-
coming the true dignity of true Am
orleans. How many are doing this?
At a recent gathering of 'lovely
women" the discussion ran after the
fashion of what they would, and what
they would not, forgive in husband.
We left them in deep water up to
their eyepits, and noticed that the
homeward beat of dear hubbys has
not varied perceptibly.
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What little dab of intellect a man
sometimes shows upon his brow.
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1t matters not how homely a wom-
an is, if she can make good or better
pancakes than any other woman, a
path will be beaten to her door tho
Her light will shine forth despite her
efforts to hide her talents (cake) un-
der the bushel.
From the Imperial valley, Califor-
MIA, five hundred boxes of lady bugs
were shipped last week to France,
sent there by our government to de-
stroy the fruit "cooties" or mealy
bugs that are threatening disaster to
the fruit growing section of that
country.
Some women's clubs in New York
city are demanding that lingerie be
kept out of the shop windows to pro-
tect the soldiers morals. The st: Pc
tersburg Times suggests that a closer
acquaintance with American soldiers
{ would have a wholesome effect on
those ladies' minds. Hurrah, for our
neighboring daily.
A person with one idea is some
times worse than a person with no
A fdnQc OF oil Tr4c+ he Ia
brains-when out of brains they show
none.
| Jack Warwick in the Houston Post
says that forty years has not wrought
any changes in the method of love-
making. OF course, Jack should
know, for he is almost as popular as
well, we won't say. But there are
several bachelors in Ocala who no
doubt could give some interesting
data.
Ocala desires to retain its visitors
as long as possible, and the desire is
not altogether a selfish one. 1t hopes
that all its visitors will come again.
And it knows that if they leave too
soon for the north, some of them will
never come back. We have too often
been advised of deaths on account or
exposure to the early spring in the
north, not to know that all who go
too early place themselves in danger.
The first of May is none too late TO
start on your homeward flight.
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Have any of you read "Pepys'
Diary ?D Pepys was a famous old Cos