davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The sun., 1919-01-14
APPROVES WAR RELIEF CHECK.
Prof. Chamberlain Favors Kill
roe's Suggested LesisIation.

Prof, J. p. Chamberlain. director Of
tho Bureau OF Legislative BIZ Drafting
OF Columbia University, called yesterday
upon Edwin p. Kilroe, Assistant District
Attorney. to confer regarding pro-
gramne OF legislation for the control of
war charities which Mr.. Kilroe is en-
deavor!ng 70 have advanced following
his inve sugation of wa relief graft.
MIR, Kilroe proposes to promote legis-
lation placing patriotic societies and
war relief organizations under the spe-
cial supervision and control OF Federal
and state bureaus. lie also seeks TO
bring about the passing of a city ordi.
nance prohibiting the soliciting OF funds.
the sale OF buttons or tags for charity.
except IN the case OF strictly religious
bodies, Prof Chamberlain. 10 whom the
recommendations wero referred, ex-
pressed It as his opinion that the rene
dial legislation proposed would prove Of
fcCtlve.
The sun., 1919-01-14
NINE. PAULINE vERHOEvEy.

Nine. Pauline Nerhoeven, who has
been at the head of the Metropolitan
Opera House Ballet School for the last
five years. died of cancer yesterday in
the New York Medical College Hospital
She was born in Belgium forty-seven
years ago and has lived in New York
for fifteen years. Prior to Joining the
Metropolitan forces she was director Of
the ballet school that Oscar Hammer
stein had established In connection with
the Manhattan Opera House.
Nine Nerhoeven's son, who Is 81 years
old. returned to Belgium at the outbreak
OF the war and entered the Belgian
army. He was wounded at Liege and
taken prisoner and was released from a
German prison camp after the signing OF
the armlst.ce. Nine. Verhoeven during
the last week frequently expressed the
hope that she might live until her son.
who is on his way here. could reach
New York.
The sun., 1919-01-14
JAMES ID. McCLELLAND.

James D. McClelland, 20. who had
heen a member OF District Attorney
swans star since 1918. died Sunday
night IN his home. Sixth street and Sixth
avenue, Mount Vernon. after brief
illness. He was taken Ill In his office in
the Criminal Courts Building fortnight
ago and had to he assisted home. Fu-
neral services will he held in his former
home at 1880 o'clock this evening.
Mr. McClelland after course at the
Mount Washington Collegiate School
entered the New York University law
school, from which he was graduated in
the class OF 1857. He was In active
practice here for many years, making
The sun., 1919-01-14
CAPT. WILLIAMS I'd
MARRIED IN PARIS
Former Tennis Champion
WEEDS Miss Haddock, Red
Cross Worker.

Capt Richard Norris williams I'd.
former national tennis champion, mar
ried Miss Jean Haddock of New York
on Sunday in Paris.
A cable despatch from France an
nouncing the marriage reveals that Capt
Williams and Miss Haddock became en-
gagged last March. Capt. Williams IL
attached to the staff of Majo Gen.
James J. Harboard.
News of the marriage comes as n
surprise TO friends. Capt. Williams Is
a survivor of the Titanic disaster. in
which his father lost his life. He met
Miss Haddock on his next trip abroad
The bride Is the niece OF Mr.. and Mrs
George Hoe OF New York. She has
been in France for some time engaged
In Red Cross work
The sun., 1919-01-14
ARRIVALS AT WHITE SULPHUR.
sojourners Enjoy Fine weather by
Hikes on tho Trails.
Special Despatch TO THn sus,


WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS. w. Va, Jan.
13-W. q. b. Stokes. U. g. n, arrived
at the Greenbrter to-day for short
stay. Ensign and Mrs. James ]. Marsh
OF Plttsburg started for New York to-
day after passing some time at the
Grcenbrier Mrs. Harmon A Harris of
Chicago. with Mrs. L. p. Fowler and
Mrs Robert H. Halsey of New York,
made up a party having luncheon at the
Pines this afternoon.
Major and Mrs. Robert Redheld, with
their daughter, Miss Louise Redfold.
were among those enjoying the splendid
weather on the trails to-day, They will
return to their home in Washington the
latter rart Of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs william II. Ball OF SYRIA
cuse were among those taking a car
rage ride to points Of interest Ward
C. Foster Of New York is expected AZ
the Greehbrier on Wednesday for a sew
eral weeks sojourn.
The sun., 1919-01-14
other Figures in Comedy.
DIED..

AfnREw--On January II, Of pnsumonia,
At his home. 6o7 West end avenue.
John A. "a. aged IS years. only son Of
Henry Hersey and Mary r. Garrett
son Andrew.
FUNERAL private. Intsrment at Sag Hsr-
Dor. l.. I. I. is kindly requested no
flowers be sent. Boston papers please
copy.
BARRERA-Octavio H. on January IL
Lying in state THE FUNERAL
CHURCH" Broadway and sixty-sixth
street Drank T. Campbel'S.
BEATTIE bert, Jr.. husband OF Eliza
beth Beatt.s tnes Dswson), at Mont
clair. ". J.. on Sunday. January -.
Funeral from residence of his mother,
Ruth W. Beattie. Little Falls, ". J.. on
Wednesday. January IS at ! p. ~.
Train leaves Erie railroad. Jersey City.
at 1850 A. N.
BoPPART.-Cathsrins. on January II. Ser
vices THE FUNERAL CHURCH"
Broadway and eixty-sixth street Drank
r. Campbeirs). Tuesday. . p. NJ.
BTRREIIA-David Hamlin Burreii at his
home Little Falls. n. Y. Monday
morning, January l3 in his seventy
eighth year
FUNERAL Wednesday tho 18th. 5 p. NJ
enthusiastically. at Batavia. n. Y.
on SUNDAY. January ~. Thomas Barnes
Cunning. IN ths forty-sixth year OF his
age.
Funeral services will be held at EnEle-
wood. " j.. al the residence OF Mr..
u. r. Plat at t:15 on Tuesday on the
arrival of tho train leaving the Erie
station In Jersey City at 3:A p. NJ.
aANEwAY.---On January IL. 1919. Mt 1os
West seventy-hrst street. George II.
JAneway. ron of the lAto George j.
Ianevay. II. D.. OF New Brunswick.
~. J.
FUNERAL services on Tuesday. January
H. at II A. NJ. Christ Church. New
Brunswick. N. J.
MAsoN.--John. on January IL. Lying in
state THE FUNERAL CHURCH.
Broadway and Sixty sixth street Drank
r. CampbelrsJ.
AUpGE-on Monday. January IL, is1s
Alice H.. wife OF Alfred y. Nudge and
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs Byron Horton.
Funeral services Wednesday afternoon
at $50 o'clock from her lato home, IL
Crooko avenue. Brooklyn.
eSASNINI.-Lieut. Dante, on January II.
Services THE FUNERAL CHURCH."
Broadway and Sixty sixth street Camp
boil Bldz). wednesday. p. N.
ecHIEY.--On January IL. at her resi-
dencs All Park avenue. OF pneumonia.
Evelyn b.. daughter OF the late Grant
u. Schley.
FUNERAL service IN the Church OF the In
earnation, Madison avenue and Thirty
NTH street. Tuesday, January IL. a,
1880 A. 81. 1ntsrment private.
rAINTOR.-On Sunday. January IL. al
his residence. 80 West Sixty min tn
street. Giles e. Taintor. In his eighty
hrst year.
FUNERAL private.
wHITTEMoRE.-May r.. daughter OF
George and tho late Catherine White
more. suddenly. January -.
Notice of funeral hereafter
The sun., 1919-01-14
WoMAN'S WORK DINING ROOM
New Feature OF Exchange Opened
with Sponsors Present.

floor OF the Exchange for Womsn's
Work, s34 Madison avenue. through the
generosity Of Mrs. George r. Baker. Jr..
was opened last night. Persons in
terested In the institution. which pro-
vides workingwomen with means of
easily disposing OF home made articles,
were present with their friends.
Among those present were Mr.. and
Mrs George F. Baker, Jr., Mr.. and Mrs.
John Seely Ward. Mr.. and Mrs, w. Gil
man Thompson. Mr. and Mrs Carl Au-
gust deGersdorff. Mr.. and Mrs Robert
c. Ream, Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Bell Mr.
and Mrs L. f. Huber Mr.. and Mrs. De
Witt Cohen, Job L. Hedges and Miss
Hedges and Mrs. Frederick Billings.
The sun., 1919-01-14
MANAGER SUES R. B. MANTELI
Asks s2S.OOO From Actor for Al.
legged Breach OF Contract.

Robert b. Mantell IL named as de-
PENDANT In n suit Instituted by Percy
Burton for the recovery of $25, 900 darn
ages for the alleged violation of q con-
tract at the hands OF the actor.
In his bill of complaint. filed yester-
day. Burton sets forth that in April.
1918. he signed n contract TO act AZ
Mantell's business manager for q period
OF two years and also 5000 a week. In
the event OF Burton's wife travelling
with him an extra allowance waa to oe
made for her expenses. On September
10 Mantell Is alleged to have broken
the contract
The sun., 1919-01-14
FRENCH WOMAN TO SPEAK.
Mile. Clement VIII Tell OF suS-
fraEe Plans at Boston Luncheon.

BOSTON, Jan. 13-Mrs. Charles Sum-
ner Bird. chairman of the executive
board of tho Massachusetts woman's
Suffrage Association, will give a lunch
con at the Chiffon Club tomorrow IN
honor OF Mile. Marguerite Clement.
French educator and journahst. Mile.
Clement will tell about the prospects for
woman suffrage in France
Miss Henrietta +. Clifford OF Winter
Hill has announced the engagement Of
her sister. Miss Elise Pearl Clifford,
to John Jay Hiatt of Salem.
The sun., 1919-01-14
CHARLES W. BOGART.

Charles W. Bogar. GO. president OF
the Twenty-third Ward Bank, died from
a heart attack suddenly yesterday In his
home, 60 Hamilton terrace. He had
been Ill since Wednesday Mr.. Bogart
was one of the organizers of the Twenty
third Ward Bank in The Bronx in 1887
and had been president since II first be-
gan business. He was treasurer OF The
Bronx Board OF Trade and Mt the time
of his death was candidate for presi-
dent, after his nomination by the coun-
Gil Almost every civic and patriotic
movement In The Bronx in years num-
bered Mr.. Bogart among It's workers
He leaves n widow. Mrs. Anna A.
Bogart; a son, Charles T. BoRart. and a
daughter. Mrs. Adele 3. Barber. Funeral
will be held tomorrow In the Washing
ton Heights Baptist Church, Convent
avenue and 145th street.
The sun., 1919-01-14
WOMEN TO GIVE DANCE.
Auxiliary of st. vincent's Hospital
VIII Entertain March 3.

The Ladies' Auxiliary OF St. v.ncents
Hospital, will give q. reception, followed
by dancing, on Monday evening. March
3, in the ballroom OF the Waldorf AS
torta-
The officers OF the auxiliary are Pres
ident, Mrs Delaney Kane; vioe-presi-
dents, Countess de Iaugier V!llars. Mrs
Thomas Hughes Kelly. Mrs, Joseph
Slayin, Jr., Miss Teresa r. O'Donohue
treasurer. Miss Constantine MacGuire
secretary. Miss Caroline Linherr: re-
cording secretary. Miss Theresa Harri-
son.
The sun., 1919-01-14
WIDOW WINS IN WILL SUIT.
J. J. Burke shown to Have Been
of Cnsound Mind.

Josephine S. Burke. 5i5 West 1t6th
street, now may apply for third In
terest in the estate of her deceased hus-
band, James ]. Burke, following a de-
cision by Jury In the Supreme Court in
The Bronx yesterday. in which IT was
found that Burke did not have tesla
mentary capacity" when he made his
will in 1913. leaving property valued at
$3.50 70 three children OF his first mar
rage.
It was shown by witnesses that Burke
was Irrational incoherent and seemed
out Of his mind" the day following the
signing OF the will. A month after the
VIII was signed Mrs. Burke caused an
autopsy 10 be performed upon her hus-
bands body. but death the Coroner's
physician said was due to natural
causes, The relatives or Mr.. Burke had
barred her from their homes. she said.
The property consists Of garage ana
a necktie factory.
The sun., 1919-01-14
DINNER FOR THE RIAN0S.
6 parish AInbassa dor and wife Are
Guests of the Edison Bradleys.

hpec'H Dcpdfch TO THE Son.
WASHINGTON. Jan. 1s.-The Spanish
Anba ssador and Nine. De Riano were
guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. Edison Bradley
At dinner this evening.
Representative and Mrs. Copley Will
entertain at dinner Friday evening IN
honor OF the Secretary Of the Interior
and Mrs. Lane.
Godfrey Butler, chief Of information
OF the British High Commission. and
Mrs. Butler have gone TO Coronado
Beach. Cal. 70 visit Mrs. Buffers par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. lowering Jones.
MIR. and Mrs. Butler will return to Eng
land soon.
Mrs. Brewster, wife OF GEN. Andre w
Brewster. who Is now IN France. enter
talned at dinner tonight in honor of
M. and Mrs. Mark L. Requa. who will
return TO California after passing year
IN Washington.
The sun., 1919-01-14

love playing about the irascible and
good natured person OF Mr.. Wise
Mr. Rosa has made his play in three
acts. Of which two scenes pass in n
city officc and the third in n garden
overlooking the Bay OF San Francisco.
Mr.. Morosco with a fine sense OF pic
torial effect has selected a view show
Ing the effects of the earthquake on the
bay with tho relentless wreckage OF
nature marking the landscape indelibly
but impressiveiy.
The sun., 1919-01-14
WEDDING GUESTS IN NEWPORT
Miss Norman. to he Married To-
morrow, Entertains at Dinner.

NEWPORT, Jan. 1s.-Ciuests are ar
irving for the wedding OF Miss Barbara
Norman and Ensign Daniel w. Jones.
which will take place on Wednesday.
Miss Norman entertained Informally at
dinner In her home this evening.
Mrs. Stanley Mortimer Ia expected to-
morrow from New York for "A short visit.
Miss Rose Grosvenor has gone to New
York for the winter.
The sun., 1919-01-14
MRS. GEORGE W. MOORE.

Mrs, Mary II. Moore. wife OF George
W. Moore, died Sunday in her home in
Riverside, Conn. aged 81 years. She
was tina daughter of the late Mr. and
Mrs. Thomas ], Lock and was born in
New York. She was one OF the most
active members Of the Diamond Hill
Church Of Greenwich. Conn, having been
for a number Of years president OF the
Ladies' Aid Society. Besides her hus-
band she Is survived by one son, Lieut..
Melville Moore. who Is with the marine.
in tho Philippines and two daughters
The sun., 1919-01-14
SHARP ON HIS WAY BACK.
A mbassador to stop in Warrington
Before Sailing for France.

ELYRIA. Ohio. Jan. 13.-WilAam
Graves Sharp. American Ambassador to
France. left here to-day on his return
trip TO Paris. He will stop In Washing
ton for n conference with State Depart
ment officials and will sail Friday.
The Ambassador is accompanied by
his son, William, an attache Of the
American Embassy in Paris
The sun., 1919-01-14
ALFRED T. RANDOLPH.

Alfred T. Randolph. &c. who was a
Lieutenant IN Company d. Tenth New
Jersey Volunteers. during the civil war
died Sunday nieht in the home OF his
daughter. Mrs. Earl F. Barker, on West
Sixth street, Plainifeld. y. ]. He served
IN many battles, losing one arm at Cold
Harbor. After the war he devoted sew
eral years to teaching in public schools
in south Jersey. He leaves his wife
two sons and two daughters
The sun., 1919-01-14
REPHA STERN LAEMMLE.

Funeral services will he held at 10 40
A NJ tomorrow for Mrs, Rerha Stern
Laemmle, wife Of Carl Laemmle. preei
dent OF tho Universal Film Company.
who died yesterday at her home, as
West End avenue, following an attack
OF influenza. which developed into pneu-
monla. Mrs. Laemmle was forty-three
years old and leaves daughter. Rosa
bell, II, and a son, Julius, IL years old.
The sun., 1919-01-14
HOWARD F.. BROCK.

BosroS, Jan. 13.-Iioward +. Brock.
editor In chief OF the Boston Traveller,
died to-day in his home In Arlington
after a brief illness with influenza, fol-
lowed by pneumonia. Mr.. Brock, who
ives 40 years old. was one OF the best
known newspaper men in New England
Prior to his engagement by the Traveller
he had been for Ave years city editor OF
the Boston Post and previously he had
served that paper for ten years as re-
porter. night editor and Sunday editor.
He is survived by his wife.
The sun., 1919-01-14
Special Dcspafch 10 TIM Sun.

TRENTON, Jan. 13,-The Rev DR.. 81
mon j. Mcpherson. who died Thursday,
was buried at Lawrenceville at 3 O'Clock
this afternoon. DIR. John Grier Hibber
OF Princeton conducted the memorial
service. assisted by the Rev. Wilcox
and DR.. Woolverton. DR. Mcpherson
lad been headmaster OF Lawrencvillo
school since 1899.
The sun., 1919-01-14
FARNUM A GOOD FISHERMAN.
View York Men Make large
Catches in Florida Waters.

SPECIAL EcspdTch % Tine SrN.
MIAMI. Fla. Jan. 1s-William Far
mum, the actor. passed his first day
angling in Miami rs the guest OF +. f.
Garretson OF New York. They returned
with large catch. Edward u. Case,
f. Logan Hill and Thomas II. Cooper
Of New York. who are guests at the
Urmey. also made successful fishing
trips
!. Craig Havemeyer Is spending an
indefinite period at tho Royal Palm.
Among the arrivals at the Flagler
Hotel are II. J. McVicker. Mr. and Mrs.
Richard A. Hudnut Or. A. Robert p.
Taliaferro. Mrs. Susie Souires and
Misc Dorothy SQuires OF New York.
Major J. H. Rudolph has been ap-
pointed commander OF the new army
flying station at Chapman Field on Bis
cayne Bay.
The sun., 1919-01-14

The Rutgers Alumni Associations an
nual banquet will he held at belmont
cos on FRIDAY at P. NJ. Otto Fl. Kahn
will speak on Reconstruction and the
College Man" The other speakers will
be William H. s. Demarest, president OF
the college, and the Rev. J. Fred Berg,
The sun., 1919-01-14

The American women's Hospital As
ISOLATION, 637 Madison avenue, an
nounced yesterday that the Red Cross
had given $4,000 to II for the main
tainance OF Its hospital No. / at Luzancy.
France. The institution Is cooperating
with the American Committee for Dew
astated France.
The sun., 1919-01-14
BENDITT-MARTIE.
West Philadelphia Girl IL Bride of
an Army Lieutenant.

PHILADELPHIA, Jan. 1s.--Mr. and Mrs.
Louis ]. Martin of West Philadelphia
have announced the marriage of their
daughter, Miss Anna Marguerite Martin,
to Lieut. Lewis Z. Benditt, L. s, A. Mo-
tor Transport Corps. on January II. in
Philadelphia.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred p. synder OF
Germantown have announced tho en-
gagement Of their daughter, Miss Ruth
Esther Snyder. to Laurence Markham
Pratt of Gaysville, Vt
The Rev. Mr.. and Mrs. Mcbride
Nichols have announced the marriage on
Saturday OF their sister. Miss Susan
Baldwin Mcbride. TO Frederick Bar
tholomew Hanson of New York
The sun., 1919-01-14
TOM WISE Is FUNNY
IN "CAPPY KICKS"
z, r. Rose Makes Yankee
Skipper the Hero Of a
Clever Comedy.
COURTENAY TAKES ROLE
Pouting Heiress, Who Loves
Young Sea Dog, Portrayed
by Florence Coakley.
COURTENAY TAKES ROLE
.cappy Ricks"-At the Moro.co Theatre.
Once again has the magazine story

Once again has the magazine story
como to the aid and comfort OF the ma
tive playwright. This process has Ian
gulshed during the present season. Last
year no less than thirtv-one stories from
the Saturday Evening Post were named
az the sourceof as many plays. When
they had been inspected by the public
and the result shown with the usual dis
couraging promptness there was left no
doubt that the thirty-one stories COM
bned in one play might have been more
successful, and dramatsts temporarily
decided TO trust to their own invention.
But last night It was again the maya
zinc story that inspired Z. L.. Rose an
experienced adaptor OF such material. to
create "Cappy R!cks' and make Peter
Kyne's Yankee skipper on the San Fran
cisco waterfront the hero OF a comedy of
character. Oliver Morosco thought ne
detected in the result something that the
public might want. and II was disclosed
sAst night In his New York theatre with
Tom wise and William Courtenay In the
ssading roles.
One Good Character.
Out OF this use of the popular stories
xAere came at leas. one good character
n was. OF course. the Yankee skipper II
moved to the best the beloved humor Of
Tom wise, unctuous-that Is the classic
word for all funny men over two hun
dyed pounds-as ever and surroundei
BY incldentals that displayed It's quail
ties most advantageously. A the low
ing father and successful shipping man,
ne was alternately exploding with apo
plectic rage and melting with human
blindness, and doing both, moreover, with
Ms air OF naturalness.
n IN. therefore, fortunate for Mr.. wise,
for the author Of the stories and the
adapter OF the play that most q the
action Of the piece falls to Mr.. Wise,
HIS admirers will find his talents mos
effectively employed. whether he II quar-
rei,ng with his prospective son-in-law,
reprimanding his general manager or
merely painting in soliloquy. as Il were.
from having caused 80 much merrlment
IA the audience. Mr.. Wise is in reality
Cappy Rlcks' not only in the sense that
No Il the character but the whole three
acts as we'll.
Other Figures in Comedy.
The plan OF ~cappy Kicks" is ele-
mental in its simplicity and its eenti-
Yusnt has stood. like most other good
stage sentiment, tho test OF time. The
pouting heiress loving the gallant young
sea dog ana pretending TO take an In
terest in the city dandy. Is played by
Florence Coafley with the Indispensable
youth and the inevitable blonde beauty.
while the romantic manner OF William
Courtenay makes him sufficiently ire
sistible as the youthful mariner.
Then there Is the young man from
New York in love with the chorus girl
who turns out to be not at all the kind
Of n chorus girl that any young man
should be warned away from. 50 there
- the popular atmosphere of youth and
The sun., 1919-01-14
HARRY EDWARDS.

CLEVELAND, Jan. l3.-Farry Edwards,
a wealthy wholesale grocer ana
brother OF Major-Gen. Clarence II. Ed
wards. commander OF the Department
Of the Northeast. died here to-day OF in
tluenza at the age Of So years. Gen
Edwards was at his bedside.
The sun., 1919-01-14
CEMETERIES.
CEMETERIES.
New CATHOLIC CEMETERY Of
THE GATE OF HEAVEN

MI. FIkNbhNH' "'45HVHH'F5HN II" NV'
On Harlem X. X. 8 miies No OF White P!a!na
Entr1ncs TO Cemetery At MI Pleasant sta
Receiving Vault. Send for iifs'td Booklet.
CALVARY n ALLIED CEMEIERIks
a East bfnd So, Phone Plaza sQsa
REV. WIliisn ,. Stewart. Mss.
The sun., 1919-01-14
Yonkers Girl IL Engaged.

Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Keys have an
nounced the engagement OF their daugh-
ter, Miss Isabelle Muriel Keys, TO Lyndon
Durch walkup OF North Yonkers.
The sun., 1919-01-14
ANKER-DUNN.
Daughter of Clerk of Supreme
Court Il Bride of Navy Ofllcer.

Court Il Bride of Navy Ohlcer.
Miss Ethel c. Dunn. daughter OF Pat
rick II. Dunn, clerk OF the Supreme
Court OF New York. was married to
Chief Woman Frank ]. Anker yesterday
afternoon in st. Elizabeth's Church,
Broadway and 1S7th street. The Rev.
Patrick Hayes performed the ceremony.
Miss Helen o. Dunn was her sisters
maid OF honor and J. Walter Lamb was
best man. Mr.. and Mrs. Anker have
gone TO Atlantic City on their wedding
trip
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-07-24

If everybody was always sick, they would never appreciate the value of good helkh. For this reason 1t Is bet , fer to fest be sick once in a vile for n change. If your helth Gas bin per- s~ck for q long vile you Jest feel nat - ,ral. Out if 1t suddinly gets perfeck after a case of Dewnonla or Drohen Ter. you feel greatly relieved.
 Won people pass each other on Che street the fsrst one says. How are your and the End one says. How are you? without saying how he is l.arnseif. and the ferst one don't say ' enything more. Proving they are both afl rite.
 Wen you feel pFatty sick you start , to think ajbouS sse1ng a Doctor. and wen yuu feel very sioir you axufIfy go eo ses one. and wen you feel awfin sSca< one oomss to sec you and if you ret even werse than that nc Dr1nss axro1hAv one with hAru,
 4 1oe4pr can tell how you're feeling Ann11D-1G 1ow-yunEe iooking os6sidsv
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-07-24

No mater wat he tells you is the mat ter with you, you believe it. Doctors
 with wiskers look as if they knew more than doctors with naked faces proberly being the reason wy so meny have yyfsisers. Jest by taking the number of your pulse, a doctor can tell how you feel to yourself by how you feel to him.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-07-24

The most popular way to get SICK IS thru your stun1mick, the reason pelhs that your stummick cant stand serten things sutch as cucunlbers ann mix mixed and all kinds of poisons The sickest you can get is wen your mart stops beeting.
 Wen you are sick your family sends you flowers and wen you are ded
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-07-24

everybody sends them This proves that wen you are able to injoy things the most you awffin don't get the chance
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-07-24

After exhorting the old man to help kill flies some fussy wixes are indignant when he does 1t on tho newly laundered table cloth.