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Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01
Plenary Session;
Ho, Hum
By CAPT. E. G. KYLE OF TREVES.
Written for Universal Service.

By CAR j. <. u. n r OF lNEVES.
Written for Universal Service.
Gray Day.
An old man rises and speaks in monotone.
His voice at first disturbs the maps of
Others, but they only yaWn and
Seek more comfortable positions.
A word now and then floats back to US,
Lazy smoke of Camp Fires. Self determination
Of Iceland fishing rights of Labrador"
The Moji of Halbabra lights Fatima and
Thoughtfuy splits upon the floor.
Hi, Ho!
Even Ho Hum
The small Buddha in the
Considers the wonders of it's navel
And enjoys the silences. member arises
Apoogizing for leaving. He gets up and
Out. An hour later he is in the Galleries Lafayette
Buying silk pajamas for his wfe's sister, =
In the room of the conference is an uneasy stir;
Somebody has opened window and
Ventilated. new member is verbally sweeping
Cowebs from the sky of dealism.
The Moi of Halbabra thoughtfully scratches his
Itch, and wonders what language the new member Is
speaking.
Hi, Ho!
Not to mention Ho, Hum
A letter is read from Paderewski and he
Asks for Danzig An American thought he said
Dancing and pulls good one about
Paying the fiddler, but nobody laughs
Everybody is too weary.
The first fly of the spring
Buzzes around. The disarmament of
Samoa creates dissension; one member
Wants tax put on Charon's boat
Which crosses the Styx.
The Moji of Halbabra bites off a
Chew of Star tobacco and wonders
Just how much franc is worth today.
The fly buZzes and the Moi is
Highly pleased as he browns him
In an accurate shot,
Hi, Ho!
Provided you do not care for
Ho, Hum!
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01
lust So It Isn't Millet-arv Seed.

Cad in Greeley acknowledgements
Choice German millet seed
for sale at $2.35 per bushel. 1t
is very scarce article this year.
seed houses are asking. $3.50 to
$3.50 per bushel. Send me your
order at once as | only have a
small amount left. Elmer Burke,
Greeley, Neb.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01
THE ZOO

est. Paul Republican,
Mrs. Matte Cow came down
from Farewell Wednesday and
spent the day with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. William Crow.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01

ton of the word. A colored boy
whose name is Elixer Luke seriously
replied:
"Inspiration is the desire to do
something"
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01
A NEW WALTZ

Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Waltz are
the proud parents of fine baby
boy, born this week.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01

At the Long school one of the
teachers showed her pupils a pic
ture entitled "lnspiration.' She
asked the children for their de6ni-
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01
Shiyer Me Timherst

The favorite song of Hawker and
Grieve ought to be Il Love the
Name of Mary.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01
Bpaw@{6l(8! a Z 1EH5
WHAT DO YOU BID FOR A
YEARS SUBSCRIPTION TO
ALL OF EN-?

WHAT DO YOU BID FOR A
YEARS SUBSCRIPTION TO
ALL OF EN-?
Among the interesting magazines
on file in the reading room of the
public library we note:
JOURNAL OF EDUCATIONAL PsY-
GEOLOGY
POET LORE.
AMERICAN JOURNAL OF THEOLOGY.
ARCHITECTURAL RECORD.
DUBLIN REVIEW.
JOURNAL OF THE AMERICAN IN
STITUTION OF ARCHITECTS.
LES ANNALES.
PSYCHICAL RESEARCH PROCEED
PSYCHOLOGICAL REVIEW.
PSYCHOLOGICAL BULLETIN
F. P. A.
Editor Bundle Bee: Dear Mr..
Singer: | enclose an article, clipped
from a New. York daily, which de-
serves the attention of everyone who
is interested in up to date educa-
tional developments.
If it is too lengthy for the little
garden patch allowed to the Bundle
Bee, perhaps, since the league of ma
tons has not as yet prescribed you
a definite boundary on the back
page, you might overflow into
more ample column, and print the
whole article.
Yours respectfully,
A. HUSTLER.
Dear Hustler: Do you really
think we haven't heard of F. P.
A. in the N. Y. Trib? With
one exception he is the best
columnist in this l of the f. and
h. of the b. Who is that ex-
ception? Please don't ask. We
are SO modest. Thank you for.
your interest, dear Hustler.
Write something like F. P. A,
and send it in to the B. B. and
we'll print it. Honest to good
ness, we will
A STINGFR
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01
FooliShment.

Foolishment.
Mabeps bird ate too much seed,
Too much, yes indeedy,
Father told her that was why
1t was looking seedy.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01
From the Chestnut Tree

FlOll tIlC SICSlHuI 1lCC.
what is the difference between a
pessimist and All optimist?"
"A pessimist asks, is there any
milk in that pitcher?' while an opti-
mist says, Pass the cream"
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01

Dear Roy-Wait! Halt the work
of L. of N. Tell all anxious palpi-
tating world that Stiff and Swift run
the Family Theater in Middleport,
Ohio.
Honestly!
George Exam.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01

They are searching for suitable
official names for the three subways.
Why not Jam, Cram, and Slam?
WEEK Jones suggests Coin,
"kale" and "Cusl,"
Going" Going" Gone
screams ]. F. w. of Harlem,
Lucius insists on Faith" Hope
and "Charity.'
Love-" Honor" and obey
suggests Evelyn D. of Flatbush.
Bonnie favors "Vini," "Vidi,' y
"Eici,"
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01
We Thought 1t Was in Paris.

"PEACE CONFERENCE - Reg
lister Here" said sign in the Fon-
tenelle hotel lobby last week.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-06-01
Tee-hee!

Houston B. Teehee signs the Fed
eral Reserve bank notes. He's reg
lister of the treasury.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16
MOVED TO STUART

Nick Martes, son and Cecil Rob-
erts went to Stuart, Monday, with
several loads Of goods, which they
were taking to the formers farm.
They returned to Extra, Tuesday
after Mrs. Martes, who had been
staying at the John Martes home
in the city and all went to their
new home yesterday. The Martes
family has made hosts Of friends in
Extra, who deeply regret their re-
moval from our community. We
wish them prosperity in their new
home.
Mr.. Otto Jorgensen, who pur-
chased the Martes farm, south of
town, will move on March first.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16
Cured at a Cost Of Is cents

Eight years ago when we
first moved to Mattoon, | was
a great sufferer from indiges-
ton and constipation writes
Mrs. Robert Allison, Nation
I'll. II had frequent head
aches and dizzy spells, and
there was feeling like a
heav weight pressing on m
stomach and chest all the
time. I felt miserable. Every
morsel of food distressed me.
I could9not rest at night and
felt tired and worn out all
the time. One bottle of
Chamberlains Tablets cured
me and | have since felt like
a different person. or sale
at Kearney Pharmacy.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16
SIMPLE WASH REMOVE
RINGS UNDER Ely B

Extra people will be 81
prised how quickly pureT
optik eye wash relievies BIZ
shot eyes and dark rings
One Young man who had eyf
trouble and very unsightll
dark rings was relieved b.
ON b WASH with LavopitE
His sister also removed a ba}
eye strain in three days.
small bottle Lavoptik il guar
anteed to benefit EVERa
CASE weak, strained oEsin|
famed eyes. aluminium cyl
cup FREE. For sale at Kear
ney Pharmacy. I
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Hawks Of
Audubon attended the funeral Of
their brother-in-law, j. B. Rendle-
man, Saturday afternoon. They re-
turned home the same evening, &C
companied by Mrs. Rendleman and
daughter, Geraldine.
Mr.. Jake Jacobsen and children
and Miss Anna Jacobsen enjoyed a
pleasant Sunday at the Abel Stone
home, east of the city.
Clifford Posten, wife and daugh-
ter, Marjorie, DR.. Graf, wife and
daughter, Kathryn, we're entertain
ed Sunday at the Harold Sturgeon
home, south of town.
Miss Anna Nissen visited over
Sunday in Audubon at her home.
She is assisting with the work at
the Clifford Poster home.
Rasmus Bladt and family Of Au-
dubon were visitors over Sunday at
the Peter loft home near Extra.
Mrs. Ed Tibben went to Atlantic
Thursday and visited until Satur-
day with relatives.
Mrs. Arthur Ballou and baby are
staying, for the present, at the home
of his parents, Frank Ballou and
wife, in this city.
Forrest Whitfield departed Mon
day for his home in Sioux City,
where he is employed as a night
baggage master. He was called
here to attend the funeral Of his
mother, Mrs. P. I. Whitfield.
Mr.. M. Hensley departed Tues
day morning for his home in Iowa
Falls, after a weeks visit here with
his brother, John 1. and other rela-
tives. Mr.. Hensley was resident
of Extra many years ago and has 9
good many friends here yet, who
were glad to see him. He made
this Office a pleasant call before his
departure from the city.
Frank Henshall arrived here Sat-
urday morning to attend the funer-
al Of his son-in-law, Leslie Me-
Michael.
Lake Lena" has been pumped
full Of water and the ice-men are
now anxiously waiting for cold
weather.
We were pleased Monday morn
ing to see Pete Hansen on our
streets again. He returned home
Saturday from the Atlantic hospital
where he underwent an operation
for appendicitis. He is getting
along nicely although he is still
very weak.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16
K. ?. LODGE MEMBERS
ELECTED OFFICERS

At a meeting Of the K. P. Lodge
recently the following officers were
elected for the year:
F. H. Basham, G. G.
John Bishop, v. G.
Claude Jaynes, Prelate
A. D. Statzell, M. Of w.
Merle Terhune, K. Of R. & S.
L. J.. Oldaker, M. Of r.
Merle Terhune, M. Of F.
w. E. Varney,- NJ. Of A.
Earle Thomas, 1. G.
John Parrott, O. G..
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16
Miss B. S. Nc arthy was a guest
of relatives in Audubon, Sunday.

Miss B. S. Mccarthy was guest
of relatives in Audubon, Sunday.
Mrs. Peppers and daughter.
Myrtle, went up to Audubon, Sat
urday on q business visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. Floyd Freeman
came up from Brayton, Friday and
visited with her parents in the
country, and also with her brothers
John and Carlisle, in town. He re.
turned home Monday morning ano
she remained for a few days longer
Miss Geraldine Rendleman re.
turned to her school work at Deni.
son, Monday morning. She was
called here Thursday by the death
of her father, ]. B. Rendleman.
Mrs. Alfred Baker returned tc
Extra, Saturday, after visit since
Tuesday with her sister, Mrs. Ar
chic VanAernam and family nea1
Anita.
Will Porter went to Omaha, Sat
urday on business, returning to Ex-
ira, Sunday. He went as far as
Atlantic by auto.
Miss Bertha Williams was a guest
from Saturday until Monday Of her
friend, Arletta Dimick, near town.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Johnson went
to Atlantic, Sunday afternoon for a
few hours stay at her parental home
Andrew Hoegh and Chris Kjar
went to Omaha, Sunday, on bust
ness, returning to Extra, Monday.
j. P. Jorgensen, the baker, re-
turned Tuesday from a couple of
days visit in Omaha.
Perle Andrews came in on the
noon train, Monday, and will re-
main here to care for his father,
Frank Andrews, who is very poorly
at this writing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Jensen and
two children spent Sunday at the
Roy Dryden home, north Of town.
Mrs. Fred Warner and daughter,
Annie, left Friday for few days
visit with her sister, Mrs. Bruno
forenoon and husband.
Miss Frances Voss went to Dies
Moines this week and will make an
extended visit with her numerous
relatives n'that city.
Miss Inger sorenson is assisting
in the Jorgensen Bakery, common.
cling work, Monday morning. She
will fill the place made vacant by
Miss Edith Christensen, who left
this week for Omaha, where she
will attend Boyles College.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16
]. LEONARD KLINE
WRITES FROM FRANCE

MIR. Russell Wheeler,
Extra, Iowa,
Dear Russell: Well, I'll try
and write line or two for that's
about all. I've written about six
letters tonight and am pretty well
written out. Everything is going
along nicely now but the climate
has been rather disagreeable for a
few days. Well, Russell, / passed
one Thanksgiving in France and /
think I'll spend a Christmas and
pass my twentieth birthday also
! lover here. Things don't look so
favorable now as to going home
but | don't suppose it will be long
until the transporting Of troops to
the States will begin.
Our hospital is pretty we'll filled
yet but when we start to shipping
them out / think we'll be going too.
There's few going out already
but we are no where's near empty.
We had several fellows, about one
hundred, who are in pretty bad
condition.
Since being over here I've had a
chance to see some pretty good
sights. My army life has been a
good schooling this year. Every
day has been something different.
Was at Denver just two weeks and
| it was something to go to all the
time. Weren't quite ready to go
when we did either.
Going down to Mexico was quite
| a change. Talk about sand, new
er saw so much in all my life. 1t
was rather hot there but / liked the
climate far better than I did at TT.
Logan. The climate here in France
seems to be very damp. Of course
we are in the fall Of the year and
that naturally is a damp season.
There are lots of beautiful spots
there but we haven't been given the
privilege of roaming about yet UNI
less we have pass. have longed
flor kodak but that's all the good
it does me. / certainly could get
some fine pictures here if | only had
the chance. France affords great
pleasures for tourists and it will
more so now since the war is over.
There will be lots, who will get ov-
Ter here just as quickly as they can.
| I'm perfectly contented though on
the other side Of the pond. The U.
is. is certainly the place for me.
Lots of the fellows 60 crazy over
the French girls. | don't see their
way though. The girls of America
are the ones for me. None can
compete with ours.
| Well, Russell, / must close fol
tonigh4. Will write you later. Let
me know how you are getting along
Wishing you very merry Xmas
A am Always your Sincere Friend
J. LEONARD KLINE
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16
Big Discount Sale at Cotton's
commencing Saturday. See ad.

Several Of our Audubon County
boys, who have been stationed. at
Camp Pike, returned.to their homes
here, Saturday, honorably dis
charged from service. They are:
Chris LANCE; Edgar Petersen;
Charles Crees; Lester Christensen;
Esko Gregersen; Frank Thielen.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Miss Mary Basham went to the
Bert Hays home in the country,
Monday afternoon, to care for MIR.
Hays, who is very sick.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Look for Nebe's ad in this ISIS
of the Journal.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16
AUDUBON COUNTY JOURNAL
Established September 18th. 1885.
w, H. LANCELOT, Publisher.
w. ]. Lancelot, Editor and Bus. Mgr.

{Entered a. second-class mail matter at
the post Office Of Extra, Iowa, under the
Act Of Congress Of March 9th. 1879
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Thomas Lohner, who had been
here several weeks visiting with
relatives, departed Saturday for
his home in Manchester, South
Dakota. He was accompanied by
his uncle, j. B. y. Lohner, who
went there on business.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16
LOCAL AND PERSONAL.

Charley and Leon Porter and
sister, Mrs. Arthur Statzell were
business visitors in Atlantic, last
Thursday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Don't fail to read Cotton's sale
ad in the Journal this week.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Mrs. Alfred Baker went to the
home Of her sister, Mrs. Will Pear
son, south Of town, Monday for a
few days visit.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Honest Pete Christensen came
up from Atlantic, Monday, on a
business trip.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Mrs. Fred Warner and daughter,
Annie, left Friday for few days
visit with her sister, Mrs. Bruno
forenoon and husband.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Mrs. Arthur Ballou and baby are
staying, for the present, at the home
of his parents, Frank Ballou and
wife, in this city.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Miss Edna Esbeck visited from
Saturday until Monday in Audubon
with relatives.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Mrs. Walter Scotland went to
the sanitarium in Nevada, last
Thursday where on Sunday she I'M
derwent an operation.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

See Kommes Brothers for all
kinds Of Implements. Will take
Liberty Bonds.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Nicklason
after a six weeks visit here with
her parents and in Audubon with
his parents, left here Friday eve
ming. They will visit an aunt in
Washington D. c., also an aunt in
New York City, then they will re-
turn to their studies in Cambridge,
Massachusetts,.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

SUBSCRIPTION RATES
a.. 20, u advance $3.50
On wear outside Iowa 200
One year under any other flag
than the Y. S.-- 10Y
RATES
Display, per column inch Is cents
Locals, per line lo cents
Printed Thursdays.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Perle Andrews came in on the
noon train, Monday, and will re-
main here to care for his father,
Frank Andrews, who is very poorly
at this writing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

A. j. Leake was a business v;
tor in Audubon, Monday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Mrs. Ed Tibben went to Atlantic
Thursday and visited until Satur-
day with relatives.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Forrest Whitfield departed Mon
day for his home in Sioux City,
where he is employed as a night
baggage master. He was called
here to attend the funeral Of his
mother, Mrs. P. /. Whitfield.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Jensen and
two children spent Sunday at the
Roy Dryden home, north Of town.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

]. P. Jorgensen, the baker, re-
turned Tuesday from a couple Of
days visit in Omaha.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Frank Henshall arrived here Sat
urday morning to attend the funer-
al Of his son-in-law, Leslie Me-
Michael.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Miss Frances Voss went to Des
Moines this week and will make an
extended visit with her numerous
relatives IN that city.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Archie VanAernam was a busi-
ness visitor in Extra, Saturday, and
spent short time with his mother.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Rasmus Bladt and family Of Au-
dubon were visitors over Sunday at
the Peter loft home near Extra.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

See Kommes Brothers for I
mills and pump work. Grant 10,
will do the work. Call Nos. 90 81
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Lake Lena" has been pumped
full Of water and the ice-men are
now anxiously waiting for cold
weather.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1919-01-16

Mrs. Peppers and daughter,
Myrtle, went up to Audubon, Sat
urday on q business visit.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-02-14
v. '. j. MEN IN
SOUTH AMERICA
EXPLORING TRIP

Special Dispatch to Tho IntcllEcncer.
NEW YORK, Feb. i4.--Thc first lurgc
scientific exploring party TO be organ
lied since the United States entered the
war consisting OF IS prominent natur-
alists and scientists. including Prof.
Albert Reese and Clifford Pope, of tho
University Of West Virginia, will sail
from New York February a6. to begin
an exploration deep into The junGlcs of
South America Leading the cXp6di-
ton. which has the support of the New
York Geological society and the Museum
OF Natural History. is William Bccbcc.
curator Of birds at the Bronx Zoo, IN
this city.
The explorers will remain for several
months among the native tribes Of The
;unElcS and mountains of the inner
parts of British Guicnna.
The itinerary thus far prepared will
take them more than 4 thousand miles
away from the customary haunts Of
white mon. EClS and crocndilcS will br
the subjects which Will take up the at
lCntion Of Prof. Reese. while Prof.
Pope is going for scientific research.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-02-14
SIDE TALKS
A REMARKABLE ANSWER.
By RUTH CAMERON

We were talking ono day about
tho last one hundred years. V
Someone said that America as a coun-
try. had less moral fibre than she had
one hundred years ago Someone else
said But haven't We, or didn't we have
before tho war. more moral fibre than
most Of the European countries.
Said the man whom to-day's chat Is
about. well. you see. l don't really
know anything about the European ma
tons"
Like n breath Of fresh air in stale
room came that declaration. So frank.
so una dashed, SO honest. SO refreshing:
He Said He Didn't Know.
Instead OF answering with some vague.
haIf-rcmcmbcrcd generality that he had
heard or read, some perfectly valuclcss
unGrnundcd statement. rs so many pco-
nlc would have done. he took the Simple
method Of answering that seems 10 oc-
Ignorance.
In other words. having nothing TO say,
hc said nothing And because his an
Swcr struck mo with such force. l real
lied how rare that sort OF answer is.
We Forget what words Are For.
Words were originally wrcsted out OF
lumhnesS by man To express facts ana
ideas. Then gradualtX hc became so
facilc with words that hc came 10 be
fond of words and Of talk for them
selves alone and quit" apart from any
facts or ideas they expressed. Ana mus
the habit OF talking without saying any
thing came info existence.
when ono thinks how much of the
talk that goes on everywhere. is nothing
but AN exchange vi these vague general
statements these remembered facts.
these perfectly ralurlcSs gucsscs, one
wonders how in such busy world so
full Of duties and pleasures. anyone mas
the time for something that is neither.
II We all stopped taking wnc1 We
had nothing Ia say. one Of several desir-
able things would happen. Either some
one who did have something to say
would sneak: or the subject would be
changed. anil We would talk OF some
thing else; or the talk would cease alto
crthrr. and We. would go and read Il
book nr tn sonnet hing else worth "hlle.
You Don't Need to Teach Him.
You remember that old proTcrb. nc
who knows not and know not that ne
knows not is fool. Shun him: ne VINO
knows not and knows that he KNOWS no!
is simple. leach him; he who knows ana
knows not that he knows Is asleep; vase
him: No who knows and knows that nc
Knows is wise. follow him ] have
always liked that. but have decided
Ihnt is needs an. lamentations: He who
knows not and knows that he KNOWS
moi" is far from siInnlc--on ihr con-
irnry. he is Of the wise OF the chrtn.
And aS Tor teaching him. no ono ncf
ia. l,r will learn for himself. You
couldn't stop him.
Buy WAR SAVINGS STAMPS