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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
WHAT SHE GOT.

The children were telling a visitor what they studied at school.
 'I." said the eldest. "get reading, spelling and definitions"
 And what do you get my little man7" asked the visitor, addressing the littlest one. who had listened in a bored way while the others recited their lists.
 ''Oh. I dets readin' spsllin' and speukin-'
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
ANNUAL OUTING
 AND SHEEP ROAST

Arrangements are complete for the annual outing and sheep roast of ti,a Chamber of Commerce to be held to- morrow afternoon at the Naples on the city outskirts The athletic events program will be under the direction of P. V. Gahan. superintendent of the Recreation Bureau and c. W. B-h- .rens, Commissioner of Charitios. will have charge of the feed features of the outing. Wheeler & Wilson band will accompany tho picnicers when they leave the State street Piaxa in automobiles at ii:so tomorrow af- tarnoor-
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
TABULATING BIDS
 FOR PURCHASE OF SURPLUS PROPERTY

Tabulation of bids for the purchase Of large quantity of surplus ord nance property, manufactured or se- cured for that department of the United States Army, is going on at the salvage officers headquarters Room SIS. Liberty building. Until the canvas of the bids is complete, ii will not be possible to make an award. Other bids will be filed and opened Monday of each week until the entire property is disposed of by the officer in charge.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
REVERSE ENGLISH.

General Pershing was astonish d to receive last month from a New York vaudeville manage a five-fi- gure offer to deliver short daily war talks in the vaudeville houses through out America
 The general did not reply to this telegram, but a fortnight went by. Then the vaudeville man wired once more:
 Have you entertained my propo sition
 ..No." General Pershing wired back. "Your proposition, has entertained me-
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
AUTQ| EXPORTS SWAl
 BRITISH IRA

London, Aug. 19. - Tn the eleven years England has sent SS1 automobiles to the United Std the value of which was $2,153,s while in the same time the Unite States sent to England, 44,1s2 carl valued at s36.71o.o1i. say the Board of Trade Journal.
 The paper points out an oppor- tunity to expand the sale of British cars in America among the wealthy people of New York and the newly rich.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
A M B IT ! 0 N
 PILLS For Nervous People

The great nerve tonic-the famous WendeIrs Ambition Pills-that will put vigor, vim and vitality into nerv- ous tired out, all in, Respondent peo- pie in a few days in many instances.
 Anyone can buy a box for only 50 cents, and J. D. Hartigan and Hindle Pharmacy are authorized by the mak- CT to refund the purchase price if anyone is dissatisfied with the first box purchased.
 Thousands praise them for general debility, nervous prostration, mental depression and unstrung nerves caus- ed by over-indulgence in alcohol. to- bacco, or overwork of any kind.
 For any affliction of the nervous system Wendell's Ambition Pills are uns rpasSed while for hysteria, tren. bling and neuralgia they are sim ply splendid. Fifty cents at J. D. Hartigan's and Hindle Pharmacy and dealers everywhere-Adv.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
BORN BEFORE HIS MOTHER,

A celehrated actress inVar ol' claimed to be eighteen years young that she really was. She was caIlel 10 the witness stand one day and ever there she did not break her rule ! happened that her son was called i'm mediately afterward. and on oeins asked his ege he replied, "Six month' older than my mothsEr-Dxcnange
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
HOW MUCH IN TT.

As the millionaire climbed into his costly motor-car, a shabby urchin of- fered him a newspaper.
 Get away!" he snarled. I don't want a paper. Clear out!''
 The newsboy stood fast as he re- piled:
 Don't get excited guv'nor. The only difference between you and me is that you are making your second million and I'm still working on my first"
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
WATER CARNIVAL.

A water carnival for the children of the city will be held tomorrow af- ternoon at Seaside Park under the direction of the Recreation Board. A number Of events will be included t-.s the program and suitable prizes will be awarded to the winners of each. Entries are to be made through play ground instructors.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
Too Fat!

A guaranteed weight reduction method: safe, pleasant Brings slenderness, bet ter health, happiness. Get small box of oil of korein Gin capsules) at the drug gist's. Follow directions. You are al- lowed, to eat sweets, etc; no starvation or strenuous exercising. Your life becomes worth living with clearer mind. improved figure. buoyaat step, cheerfulness and optimism. Get thin and stay so. Cut out and show others this advertisement
 something You Want9 Use Times Want Ads
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
MISUNDERSTOOD.

Fat old lady-Could I get a seat near the stage. please
 Box Office-Why certainly, what row do you want?
 Fat old 1ady-Don't set fresh, young man
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19

The people who never liked to live in Brooklyn, N. Y., because life is so dull there, must be greatly cheered by the fact that 113 strikes are now in operation in that city.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
AND EAT sfoST OF TT.

Txey-Fadder. v1t is n Bohemian?
 keys Fnther--A Bohemian, Ikey, is von who will take you out to din- ner if you will lend him five dollors.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19

Many jails reported closing on ac- count of the lack of trunks, but the room will all le needed to hold the prontecrs and food hoarders.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19

"A nctRhSor recommended Cuti- cura SO we got-then, and one cake of Soap and two boxes of Ointment healed her." (5igned) Miss ZIila O. Stoddard, R. F. D. 3, Randolph |, Centre, Vt. March 10, 1919.
 MakeCut5cura Soap, Ointment and Talcum your daily toiietprePorations. Soap 2se, Ointment zs end 5oe. TsIezm ZSe. Sold throughout the world For k sample each.free address: "Cotieur. Lab o-utories. Dept. H. Maiden. Ma.s."
 EpzlE Cutieura Soap slaves without mug.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19

badly on her iace. It was of a moist kind, and took c blister form,
 and was very core. It itched. making her face feel hot, and she would scratch badly. She did not sleep well nights.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19

Dressing Sacques, lawn, or white voie with pink and old rose trimmings. These group of broker sizes in a variety of styles which desirous oi closing out. Have been priced at $1.25 and $1.39,
 95 cts
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
TWO MONTHS OLD ECZEMA
0nFace. Very Sore and itched. ! DidNotSleep. Cuticura Heals.

''when my little niece wac two raonths old she had eczema very
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
The Early Morning Dress

A two-piece costume, easily slipped on very at tractvely made of figured and striped percale blue pink and lavender These answer to the name ot breakfast suits,
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
Shoes, early fall models

Black and Havana Brown the leading colors. Laced models in brown kid, military, or French heels, hand-turned and welted soes.
 Black kid and gunmetal calf shown in laced styles, military, French or low heels.
 These are fashioned the latest style lasts, of good quality leather and consider the prices most moderate for these times,
 GQ 00 to S1A 00
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-08-19
wo New Books

Both fiction and worthy
 of note "Far- Away Stories" by William J, Locke A volume of short stories written in the wonderful style of this author which should appeal to all his ad- mirers.
 Sl.5O Ramsey Milholland" by Booth Tarkington Another story of the eternal boy, $l.50
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-03-06
Science.

only things In nature proved. not he.
yond II reasonable doubt. but beyond
any doubt. can be claSsed under tn.
majestic word science. The sllghies,
trace. ar even suspicion. Of doubt will
exclude Instantly any assertion. state
m"nt or hypothesis from being placed
In a list II laws of nature. and shift
them all over to the extensive cata.
iogue Of theories.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-03-06
Stone for Ros,ries.

The r0saries SOLD al Nanlahar are
extensively manufactured from soft.
crystalized sllicatc Of Uagnesia. This
Is quarried from nil about thirty
miles northwest IF the city. where
soapstone and anilmonv are also OBJ
tanned in considerable abundance. The
stone varies in color from IA light yell
low to blush white, and is generally
Opaque.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-03-06

The Chinese introduced rice culture
10 Hawaii. md they are still the chief
rice growers Of the islands. They first
planted sugar crLc NJ the Crossroads
gar aud when the lIuwnilans began To-
cease the cultivation IL iuro Il was
the Chinese whn became the taro
planters.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-03-06

In 1907, on the union of scotland,
Great Britain became the official
name of the British kingdom. and so
constituted until the union with Ire
land In 1891. Since January |. 1901,
the official name Of the kingdom. in
Guiding England, Wales, Ireland and
Scotland, and the neighboring smaller
islands: is the United Kingdom of
Great Britain and Ireland.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-03-06
One Definition of Envy.

Envy" said Uncle Eben, "is one
Of de unpleasant symptoms 'sperienced
by folks dat has been tryin to git
sOmethin' fob nothin'."
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-03-06
Paradox.

Said the facetious observer; "AfteI
al there are few things that make u
girl's heart warm toward you like ice
,.eam."
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-03-06

When a man Is looking for trouble
he doesn't have To 20 TO the dictionary
to find it. He can get it in the tele-
phone directory.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-03-06

Whether woman j. gOod-loOking
depends largely on whether you are
speaking of Nor face or 70 her face.-
Wilmington News.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-03-06
INCOME TAX PAYS
FOR PUBLIC BENEFITS.

4 "Viewed In its largest and
4 truest sense. the payment Of
4 taxes is payment for benefits
4 received or expected Only from
4 a narrow and essentially selfish
4 and shortslghted viewpoint can
4 the individual propose to him
4 self the evasion of tax liability
4 as a desirable course Of action"
4 Daniel c. Roper, Commission
4 or of Internal Revenue.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-03-06
|rHIS Tells HOW TO
FIGURE INCOME TAX
Isguarolv Up TO Every Individual
to Get Busy b. March IS
or Suffer Penalty.

March 18th. for paying your Income
raN@aud making Your return. Avoid
the last minute rUss ANY person can
figure out his liability TO-DAY Us wei rs
he can next week. and IL there Is any
point ON which he needs advice he can
nov get In touch with Il Revenue man.
This word Of advice is being given
out by Internal Revenue men. Re
turns and payments are being cot
lected in Kentucky by the following
Collectors of Internal Revenue
{ Josh T. Griffith.
J. Rogers Gore.
Charlton u. Thompson.
Elwood Hamilton.
John W. Hughes.
Every aid Of their offices and Held
forces is being given freely To the
public.
But the Income Tax men will not
pull your door-hcll or your coat-tails,
according to the Collectors announce
ment II is squarcly up to every indi-
vidual to figure out his own case ana
to get busy II he comes within the
scope Of the new Revenue law.
Did You Earn This Mueh7
Every unmarried person who re-
ccived income averaging Sl921 week
during 1918 and every married couple
who Jointly received Income averaging
$3.50 a week should secure at once
from the nearest Deputy Collector or
the nearest bank blank Form 100 y.
That form contains the Information n"
will need 10 enable him to iisur" hiH
correct net income and any tax that be
owes tn" Government.
The law requires that every uninnr-
ried person who had net inroin" OF
$1,000 or over and every married per
son whose net income was Ss.~lo or
over Cncludins the income of husband
or wife and the earnings ot MINOR
children. II any must max" "a return
quirenent does not hinge on whether
the person owes tax.
Taxable Income.
An individual must include under
gross income all gains, profits and In
come derived from salaries. wages or
compensation for personal service nf
whatever kind and in whatever form
paid or from professions, vocntiuns,
business, sales or dealings In property
of all kinds, interest. rent, dlNidenus
or profits derived from any source
whatever. Very few items Of income
are exempt.
Deductions include ordinary and nee
esSnry husiupSs pNpenSes interest paid
Evening journal., 1919-03-25
HUMANITE PLEA
FOR RUSSIANS

n. E A. Special to The Evening Journal
PARIS, March 25.-Reports that Rus
sian prisoners in Germany were to be
organized into an army 10 fight the
Bolsheviks. under entente command.
stir Humanite, French Socialist organ.
TO say.
"And so the intervent on continues,
after all. And IN spite OF the sentiment
Of the peace conference.
1T is scarcely conceivable to make
these pitiful human beings nght the
Bolshevlks and perpetuate the civil
war in disastrous Russia Why. these
men have undergone the most terrible
treatment In the German pr son camps.
They have suffered from famine dur
ing long months and years and three
quarters OF them have become con-
sumptve. such a policy would be IN
worthy OF civilized nations
"The Russian prisoners ought to be
sent back Immediately but not 10 light.
They ought TO be sent back TO their
homes and, more than that, get back
their lands and their property"
Evening journal., 1919-03-25

Mems Furnishings of Unusual Beauty
Mems fancy silk Neckwear four-nhan all the new spring
and summer patterns at Soc Csc, S100 and 81 so each.
Plain co silk Neckwear at Csc, $100 and $l5o each
Mems coloed madras Shirts back cuffs at l.50, 81,
$3.50 and $500 each.
silk cloth Shirts beautiful patterns $500, $3.50, 81,
Mems silk Shirts 5000, $780, $500 and $500 each Beau
tiful patterns
~ Mems fancy silk half Hose, regular $15O quality at $l00
the pair
Evening journal., 1919-03-25
Peoples Column
DELAWARE AND THE scHooL conf

DLLANAiE AND THE SCHOOL CODE.
To the Editor Of The Evening Journal
Sir: The most momenious bill W; 10
be considered by the General Assembly
before final adjournment, Is the school
Code.
No revolutionary movement-and GER
tainly Delaware's present school sys-
ten, requires q movement no less than
reNolutionary-can take place without
suffering to the Individual Wise laws
like nature-must be careful Of the
type-careless Of the single life"
However is It entirely impossible 20
give some adequate code recognition to
Delaware's faithful and experienced
teachers without dest Dying either the
logic OF the code or the efficiency OF our
schools? Some Of us have not forgot
ten other devotion to duty Of many Of
our teachers when recently. greater
opportunities beckoned
Under the code as it stands. a large
number Of our experienced teachers
good teachers. effective in their resnec-
tive 1elds-will be forced from town
schools into the rural districts and vii
laees TO make way for an influx Of in
experienced normal graduates from
neighboring States, for the code does
not make present provision for a nor
nal school within our State
No one doubts the value or normal
training but every one can call 20 mind
some self-trained teacher who Is worth
six of the average crop fresh from
training school Could not some pro-
Y sion SAFELY be made for the cert fca-
tlon of these teachers at a smaller SAL
ary than that OF 'academ' 'caIv quau-
fed teachers IN the same post 'ons-sO
that they m,qht at least be given the
choice between a smaller salary at
home and q larger one In exile?
III seems 70 me the fart that b. The
code provisions all teachers viii re-
ci've substantial increases: will reli ,ve
such teachers from the charge OF mer-
cena-y motives behind their protest
Again many OF the high school
teachers In our towns are not college
graduates and hence would be d'squal-
i0rd for b gh school wo-k-,though
proved 10 be good secondary teachers
their years Of high school experience
wasted: while in themselves servna
as a specialization for elementary
school work.
Teachers were asked TO sign petitions
IN favor OF the code before it was fully
fIamed and later before its details
were generally understood by them
The State teachers were not furnished
with ihe full text OF the Code
AS 10 the fact that the code VIII not
dlsqual ~ a teacher from holding her
l.
this protect on when her whole fate
lles n the hands OF O superintendent OF
schools. probably again from another
silte) with the most autocratlc Of
powers Can we protect our good
Evening journal., 1919-03-25
Just One Application
and the Hairs Vanish
IToilot TaIlq1

Any woman can keep her skin free
from unsightly hair or fuzz II she VIII
follow these simple Instructions: When
hairy growths appear, apply a simple
paste, made by mixing some water
with powdered delat0ne Apply this
10 hairy surface and after two OF three
minutes rub or. wash the skin and the
hairs are gone. This Is a harmless
treatment but be sure you set the real
delatone.
Evening journal., 1919-03-25
GOVERNMENT STORES
CTII TOnn IN TnTNCM

n. E A. Special to The Evening, journal
PARIS. March 25.-France Is IN such
revolt over high prices Of necessities
that Clemenceau has decided TO open
government stores to force down the
cost Of food staples.
Evening journal., 1919-03-25
SUPER BERTHA Baked
Rx ppfrrcff arn.sr->r ]

n. Z, A. Special to The Evening Journal
LONDON, March 25-Brit sh airmen
saved the English coast last summer
from bombsrdment by a super-Bertha.
The track was laid al Ostend on which
the gun was 10 be brought up 10 the
coast but before it could be placed
British air BOMBS destroyed lhe track
and they prevented rs rebuilding.
The guns which ra.ned shells on
Paris was a pigmy beside the piece
which was 10 have shelled England.
At an angle OF % degrees the shells
would have gone to a he ght Of 20
miles.
Evening journal., 1919-03-25
CANADA ARRANGEs
ron SIBERIAN TRADE

" P. A Special 10 The Evening Journal
OTTAWA. March 25-The British S.
berian Trading Company Is 10 repre-
sent Canada In trade with Siberia and
comm'ss oncr at Vladlvostok has
been appointed and cred Is arranged.
toachers at the same time we are I'm
proving our schools?
EQUITAs.
March "a. 1919
Evening journal., 1919-03-25
We Redeem
Palmolive Soap
Coupons
The New Gloves for Spring
and Summer Are Here
Buy your Easter Gloves now.

Buy your Easter Gloves now.
Ladies' new spring Kid Gloves In
white, amber grey and tan, with contrast
ing stitching, $500.
Ladies' two-clasp French Kid Gloves in
white, tan, grey and black with black and
white stitching, $2.75.
Ladies' two-clasp, washable French
Kid Gloves in pearl and white, $500.
Ladies two-clasp Kayser silk Gloves in
all shades and sizes, $1.OO, $1.5o, $500.
Children's washable Kid Gloves in pearl
white, $1.75.
Evening journal., 1919-03-25
Ladies' Neckwear

Fine Lace Collar or Cuff Sets-Also,
separate collars; flet or point Venise;
$1.5O to $3.50 each.
Fine Organdie Collar and Cuff Sets
Also Vestee and Cuffs, embroidered and
plain, with black ribbon bow attached;
something out of the ordinary $4.25,
$3.50 each.
Fine Organdie collars-Several styles.
S1.0O to $500 each.
Veiling-All the new scroll, butterfly
and fancy weave designs to be found at
this department Made Wells, $1.50 to
S4.o0 each. Yelling, by the yard, SOC
to S1.50 per yard.
Jackson County journal., 1919-02-07
ROOSEVELT MEaORlhL SERVICE.

In accordance with the nation
wide request, there will be held a
service in m emory of the late
Colonel Roosevelt, in the Dillsboro
Methodist church. Sunday Feb. 9
the Baptist and Methodist coagre-
cations uniting in the service. Mr.
Frank Jarrett, Prof Watson and
probably others sill speak.
Al! those who lost relatives OF
friends in the war, or who have
sympathetic hearts for others who
did are urged to attend, for the ser
vice will also paItake Of the nature
of g memorial service to our falleI
heroes. The service will begin a
Il o'clock.
Jackson County journal., 1919-02-07
HONOR ROLL FOR JANUARY.
BETA GRADED SCHOOL.

Eighth Grade: Grady Crawford,
Tom Gribble, Charles Ensley.
Seventh Grade: Vernie Lee Har-
Harris.
Sixth Grade: Leila Belle Mitchell
Clifton Fisher.
Fifth Grade: Charlie Bumgarner
Walter Bumgarner, Eiie Virgins
Elsie Virgins Lenore Snider.
Fourth Grade: Monte Y. Harris
Grayson Cope, Frank Fisher.
First Grade: Frank Rumgarner
Denver King. George Paris.
w. G. DILLA2D, Prin.
Jackson County journal., 1919-02-07
NOTICE

North Carolina
Jackson County
Whereas, the undersigned is the ovo.
er and holder OF a tax certifcate :,
words and figures as follows:
State of North Carolina. Jackson
County, L, G. II. Cole, Sheriff of tbs
County of Jackson in the State OF Ncrtb
Carolina, do hereby certify that the
following described real estate IL said
County and State, to-wit: 3 ac-s
more or less Of lands in Canada TCwa.
ship, being all tie property de.criDei ID
deed to Daniel Briscoe & Compa,r
and being all the property it owns Il.
said Canada Township. was on tie AZ
day of May 1918, duly sold by HE ~
the manner provided by law for the
delinquent taxes for the year ra.-
thereon amounting 10 Four and z--.go
Dollars, including interest and PENALTY
thereon, and the cost allowed b. lass
to ]. w. Keener for the sum of So.
He being the highest and only BIZ -r
for the same.
And further certify that unless e,
demption is made Of said real estat +.
the manner provided b. Law, the said
| ]. w. keener n. !! - entitled to {
therefor on and alter LAY 9th (5,h 4.
D., 1919. on suifel-~.er OF this ce-c..h-
cate. In witness w.4ere,:i, have here In.
to set my hand. this tire 9th day Max.
a. D., 1913, u. ~ Cole, Sheriff sul
Tax Collector.
/ Nov, whereas. after diligent inquiry
no ore can be found in the posses. n
Of said property ari upon diligeI.. ill-
quiry the pers.n in whose name tie
land was taxed cr listed canno; us
found il Jackson Cou:.sy.
Therefore. how al men. and IT.
tic1larlv Daniel Brisuo & Ccmpanr.
that the undersigned purchased sl
lands oathe 9th day OF May Ig!S. and
that the same IS described as above AMI
that the sale wzs made for delinquent
taxes to- tAe y--r 1917. and the time o,
redemption vii expire on the 5th d,
2: May. 1919. I'D ! lie same in no
redeemed o. . before that date as i
required 81 lax i : the purpose Of Il:
undersigned L tale deed thereto.
This Ine -e.h day Of January. IgIg.
J. ". kEENER.
PGrchase-.
Jackson County journal., 1919-02-07
SAYS IT is TIE BEST IN THE
WORLD.

Are you looking for safe, reli-
able remedy for coughs, colds, Group
and whoopiag cough? A. H. Nc
Daniel, Box 81. Lindside, W. Va.
writes: I am glad to tell you that
FoIey's Honey and Tar is the best
me!icine in this world. | had a Sc
we're cough. Someone recommended
it and before | used half a bottle !
was better For sale by Sylvia
Pharmacy. adv.