Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-30
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BY LUKE McLUKE
Copyright, 1919. the Cincinnati
Inquirer

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Inquirer
You Know Him
I'd like to slam
This Oswald Ferry;
When he speaks of
A Veterinary"
Mean Brutei
You'll admit that there are two
sides to an argument, won't you 2
demanded Mrs. Gabb.
There are unless you happen to b
in the argument" grcwled Mr.. Gabb
Fact.
The reason there's plenty Of oom al
the top,
Is that man Is 10 easily cowed;
A rundown or two, and he's eager
And follow the satisfied crowd.
TT is well for q young man to be-
gin at the bottom" advised the Phil
osopher.
SWIM" asked the Youth.
Most married women are in debt,
! do not think this strange;
] know they're changeable. and yet
I know they have no change.
Hunt
els Gayboy In the swim in local
society" asked Brown
IT guess he is," replied Jones. AL
most everything he owns ID soaked"
. You've Met Him
He always has a brand-new scheme
A lot of coin to snare:
But, somehow, he can't get UP steam
He generates hot air.
Advertisement
The jag Bug Syndicate IL now in
process Of formation and you should
get in on the ground floor while
are to be had. This is the
greatest money making plan eve
and our shareholders will
all be miilionaires within a few
months. The jag Bug is an insect
found in Curacao. The bite of this
system. 1t produces the same
effect as a drink of whisky. A half
dozen bites affords a nice genteel bun.
There ID nothing in the Prohibition
law prohibiting the importation or
use OF the Jag Bug. This syndicate
will ship a load of Jag Bugs to this
and breed the jag Bugs for
purposes. 1t will cost ten
cents to export a healthy pair of Jag
Bugs to this country and breed them.
The offspring will bring any price we
With $40 can buy a jag Bug and let
he insect bite him when he gets up in |
he morning. The effect lie the same
"a an "eye-opener." Before dinner
10 a let the jag Bug take a bite.
IND, IL he desires q mild jag, he can
ct the jag Bug bite him several
lines. Think Of the possibilitiesi The
Iag Bug has solved the Prohibition
'roblem! Every household will have
jag Bug! What is home without q
'ag Bug' An empty cellar will have
.remises. Buy your stock now before
ts too late! Stock 10 now selling
t 800 a shared 1t will soon be
FORTH 100000 a sharei Opportunity
} knockinEi Open the door and the
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Showing on.
stopping at q grand hotel /
The stiffest oar unbends;
10 takes their stationery swell
And writes to all his friends.
Luke McLuke.
Vhen stopping at q grand hotel
On his vacation trip,
Who doesn't paste q bunch OF yell
Ow labels ON his grip7 |
-Danvar
Vhen stopping at 4 grand hotel
For one short week to board.
Who doesn't tip without q yell
Twice what he can affordf |
Youngstown Telegram.
7hen stopping at q grand hotel,
Who doesn't like to wheeze.
course, this place does very well,
But, then. I'm hard to please 2"
Birmingham Age-Herald.
Ono reads journalistic volumes
% soc II the reporters spell
His name right in their columns.
Seattle Post-Intelligencer. /
GoshI
Sign In q small hotel in Indiana:
Guests Are Requested To Bolt
heir Doors on Retiring And Leave
leys At The Once.
Learn Ono New Thing Each Day
Humbug IL an Irish word. meaning
money.
Giddapi
rummy guy IL rgnatx Mutt,
At least 10 people talk; |
fe always drinks straight whisky, but
He has q crooked walk.
Luke McLuke. |
gnatz Ia tall-six feet or more,
Alack, alas. and so,
paradox we core, |
Which is that he Is low.
Newark Advocate.
Names Is Names
Vera Hard lives in Denver. Colo.
Our Daily Special
knowledge Isn't Wisdom. |
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