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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
DADDY,] EVENING.
ufAIRY TALE Il
IyfARY GRAIiAM BONNER
THE TWO RABBITS.

"There were two rabbits" said Dad
dy, (which | want TO tell you about.
Their names were Glover and Pinky.
Now Glover loved the very sound Of
her name. For. as you know. all rah-
bits love clover.
They like clover as much as chill
dren like Ice cream, and that Is say
Ing good deal. as you know"
1T most certainly Is" said Nancy.
II agree" said Nick.
GLOVER loved tn hear her name.
She loved to he called by II very often
and she liked II best OF all when her
name was made very real by getting
o lot of clover to eat.
THE other rabbits name was Pinky.
Pinky was so named because OF his
very bright pink eyes. They were
really beautiful pink eyes. Clover had
pink eyes. too, but they were lot so
bright, they were little bit paler In
shade than Pinl,y's eyes.
"Pinky thought they were very fair
~ named. for. of course. Glow r should
should have the better name Of the
two, because Glover was Mrs. Rabbit
and II was polite and nice to give the
lady the nicer name.
Both the rabbits were white with.
oct n touch of black. They we're very
fond Of each other they were very
TIME and fond ~ children and they
were extremely fond of all the nice
green things they were given to eat.
Now the children who owned these
rabbits didn't know that Daddy Rnb-
| bits were all right when the children
were big but that when they were
small they weren't so nice because
they were very ap. TO kill or eat their
children.
"The daddies didn't care for the chill
lren when they were only little bits
of fun. They didn't see that they
would grow up into nice rabbits later
| on.
$50 these two rabbits. Pinky and
| Glover were not separated. and Glow
ar. somehow, wasn't as afraid OF Pinky
us sometimes n mother rabbit is.
THAT Is, mother rabbit is never
afraid Of daddy rabbit for herself,
for she knows he will never hurt her,
hut she is afraid for her little ones.
$50 when she knows that the little
ones are soon to come she hides away
from the daddy rabbit.
| Glover wasn't Mt all nervous. She
saw that the children didn't know that
they should be separated. And she
somehow thought Pinky would act
very nicely about the little ones.
'She made a little hole In the ground
and soon there came seven of the
sweetest. most cunning little bits OF
white fun you ever did see!
"She had quite hard time naming
so many little babies but mt last she
named them and these were the names
she decided upon.
Her eldest son was named Bun
Her eldest daughter was named Bun
ny. Her second son was named Pink
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
Palpably False.

Paw. here's u new puzzle I heered
In town" stated Coonrod. eldest son Of
Gap Johnson Of Rumpus Ridge. "A
farmer said he had thirty dogs and
killed 'em all in Ave DAYS. killing an
odd number ench day. What's the an
swer?"
"The farmer lied that's ALL" return
cd his sire.
"Ah. how n" ""u know? Somebody
must have told you."
II don't need to he told. No farmer
that ever knowed. II he Ind any
sense. would kill any dogs n-tall, any
time. kansas City Star.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
A Feeling Of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about TO
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such a medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp.
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle Of Swamp. Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not a stimulant and lis taken in
teaspoonful doses.
II is not recommended for everything.
II Is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad-
der troubles.
A sworn statement Of purity is with
every bottle OF DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
IL you need medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles Of two sizes. medium and large.
However. If you wish first TO try this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & CO., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.--Adv.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
Great Scott.

An Indianapolis woman had her first
experience with garden last year.
She spaded the plot herself and then
planted her seeds. Everything came
M fairly well In due time except the
potatoes. and they didn't come mt all.
In desperation she went to friend. To
her she told of her failure to grow po-
tatoes. IL bought such nice. smooth
ones" she ended her plaint, "and ]
peeled them as nice as I could"
Peeled them!" CALCULATED the
friend.
"Yes," agreed the amateur gardener,
III peeled them rs nicely as could and
cut out all the specs just as II were
going to cook them. did hate to put
those great white beauties In the
ground hut did and they didn't come
up and -"
Great Scott !" calculated the friend.
And that was all.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
Ialk Of Resourcefu.ness!

He was discussing Australian re-
sourcefulness, and told how an Aus
tralian and his dog were lost In the
bush. They were starving. The man
loved his dog too well to think Of kill
Ing him for food. not wishing to sur
vlve his faithful companion.
At last he had a brilliant idea which
would serve to keep them both alive.
He kindled fire, cut off the dogs
tail, cooked 1t. ate the meat, and gave
the bone to the dog.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16

ops. grows worse--thc pain and dis
tress IL incessant and the truth
dawns that we have chronic stom-
ach trouble.
The case Of Mr.. Louis Young, 205
Merrimac ST.. Rochester, N. Y, is
typical He writes, II suffered FOR
thirty years with chronic bowel
trouble, stomach trouble and hem
orrhages OF the bowels. We bought
. bottle Of Peruna and / took It
faithfully. began to feel better.
My wife persuaded me to continue
and I did for some time as directed.
Now I am well man." Mr.. Young's
experience Is not unusual.
II you suffer from catarrh in any
form. whether of the head. stomach,
bowels or any other part of the
body. try Peruna. 1t may be Just
what you need. Peruna comes in
either liquid or tablet form and is
sold everywhere. Your dealer has
It or will get 1t for you. Ask for
DR.. Hartman's World-Tamous Pc
runa Tonic and insist upon having
It II you want your health accept
nothing else.
All the sick and suffering are in
vited to write The Peruna Company,
Dept. rs, Columbus. Ohio, for DR..
Hartman's Health Book. The book
Is free and may help you. Ask your
dealer for O Peruna Almanac.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
Rejects Title Of "Hon

II received compliment yesterday
for which ] did not thank the giver."
grumbled old Festus Poster. "a total
stranger wrote me letter and adj
dressed me MS "the Hon."
II do not know why he should have
applied that epithet to me, unless II
was because he did not know me. I
feel safe In saying that even my enc
mics would not charge me with hav-
ing many of the characteristics Of an
Hon.
~ am not fawnlng, Sinking blath.
erskite, too lazy to work. nor am I n
liar and dead beat. II may be that
have one attribute of an Hon.
very likely ] am n bore. but beyond
that am not guilty."--Kansas City
Star.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
He Loved the Khaki.

The officer father had just been mus.
tered out and when he appeared In
"civvies" his eighteen-months-old son
failed to recognize him. In khaki had
the father first been introduced to the
Dnby and the baby refused to acknowl-
edge the acquaintance In other dress.
Papa all gone!" he cried sadly. over
and over again--and when the parent
insisted-"No! Now declared the
baby, "papa all gone!" AT least he's
not pacifist," was the fathers con
selling remark
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
THE MOST DANGEROUS
OF ALL DISEASES

Get some GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
Gil Capsules at once. They are an old,
tried preparation used all over the
world for centuries. They contain only
old-fashioned, soothing oils combined
with strength giving and system cleans
ing herbs, well known and used by ply
sicians In their daily practice. GOLD
MEDAL Harlem Oil Capsules are Inn
ported direct from the laboratories in
Holland. They are convenient to take.
and will either give prompt relief or
your money will be refunded. Ask for
them at any drug store, but be sure
to get the original imported GOLD
MEDAL brand. Accept no substitutes.
In sealed packages Three sizes
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16

knd Say How Precious They Were.
after his dad, and the second iaugh
ter was named ClOverine after her
self. The third son was named Spot,
he had on his nose, and the third
daughter was named Rabbity. while
the fourth son was named Baby Bun.
"And do you know that Pinky never
touched one OF those children so as
to hurt them? He didn't kill them.
ne didn't bite them.
"But instead he watched Mother
Rabbit taking care Of them, he saw
her giving them their meals. He
watched her as she taught them the
lessons all rabbits must know.
"And he saw the children pick them
up and handle them very gently and
kiss them and say how precious they
were.
After they grew up into bigger rab-
bits some of them were given away
and became the pets Of other children
and Glover and Pinky were together
again once more without the young
ones.
81 miss them said Glover. hut
know that children will he good TO
their rabbit pets, for ! have always
been treated so kindly and nicely by
children
$50 have l. said Pinky.
"And the rabbits shifted and their
little noses wlggled and trembled as
they told each other what a nice world
II was with children and clover both
In it,
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
Washday In 1919.

Unusually fine dinner you have to-
night, my dear said Kansas City
husband the other evening.
"Yes, it's the leftovers from LUNCH"
replied his wife.
"Big lunch today? You must have
had company. Why. I thought this
was"
$50 II was, dear. But. you see,
had to get n big meal for the lnundress
anyway. so just fixed little more
and had three Of the club girls over"
Kansas City Star.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
He Knew Them,

81 told you," said the merchant, "to
mark this box Handle with care
What's this gibberish you've scrawled
on it?"
THAT" replied the college graduate
'is the Latin for Handle with care 4"
'Hnh How do you expect bag
gageman to understand that"
"He won't, and therefore he won't get
mad and smash the box."-Boston
Transcript.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
JUST AS LAWYER FIGURED IT
Of AscertaInIna Age Of Feminine
Witness.

Lou Guernsey has gone on record
that he doesn't think it should be nee
essary to establish the age of woman
witness In court. He made the state
ment after pulling boner In court the
other day which has put him In bad
In one Los Angeles home. at least.
What Is your age madam" Lou
askel of the matronly witness.
MY age. why I've just turned "a"
she gurgled.
Lets see. When you turn "a It's
A." figured Guernsey, 81 thank you.
madam"
You brute" she Kissed, but the
jury was more appreciatiye.-Los An
geles Times.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
He Thought Of Father.

The twilight was wistful and sad
Listen" she said. I'm tense voice
Hear the bowling of the wind among
the trembling trees. See how mourn
full lies the waning light on the hills.
This chilly desOlation! Oh! does II
not make you feel that In life there is
too much of cold, too much of bleak
ness?"
"Well no." he answered. candidly.
Father, you see. Is In the gas stove
lAssress."
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16

No organs Of the human body are so
important to health and long life as the
kidneys. When they slow up and com.
mence to lag in their duties, look out!
Danger Is In sight.
Find out what the trouble is-with-
ont delay. Whenever you feel nervous,
weak, dizzy, suffer from sleeplessness,
or have pains in the back, wake up at
once. Your kidneys need help. These are
signs TO warn you that your kidneys
are not performing their functions
properly. They are only half doing
their work and are allowing impurities
20 accumulate and be converted into
uric acid and other poisons, which
are causing you distress and will de-
stroy you unless they are driven from
your system.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
Could No, Resist His Appeal.

"No. Mr.. Smith," she snid, gently but
firmly. II can never he your wife,"
Then he struggled to his feet and
said In broken tones:
"Are all my hopes to he thus dashed
to pieces? Am never to be known
as the husband of the beautiful Mrs.
Smith?"
This was too much for the girl, and
she succumbed.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
Chewing Gum for Cows.

Little five-year-old Vivian. visiting in
the country for the first time, hap
pened to notice the cattle enjoying
their cud.
SAY, grandpa !" she exclaimed
docs you have to buy gum for all
them cows to chewY
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
SAVEn BY A
FAITHFUL Wife
Suffered Thirty Years With ston-
seh Trouble and Hsmorrhagss
Of the Bowels.
Tn. story Of a Wonderful Recovery

There is hardly
any one who does
not xperie n c e
some trouble with
the stomach. 1t Is
SO common that we
frequently pay lit
tie or no attention
20 It. Yet, the
stomach Is very
easily upset.. and
catarrhal inham-
nation of the mu-
Collg lining deyel-
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
An Easy Promise.

"John.' said the wife tenderly,
promise me that If I should be taken
away you will never marry Nancy
Tarbox."
Certainly. Maria,' replied the hus-
band reassuringly. 81 can promise you
that. She refused me three times
when ] was much handsomer man
than ! am now"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
Quite Unlike,

"That fellow Beaten Is sponge"
Don't libel useful article You
couldn't get anything back from Beat
CIV by squeezing hlm."-Boston Eve
ming Transcript.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
Just Beqinninq.

Mrs. Finebred-"Is yours an old
family. Mr.. Newpop?" Mr.. Newpop-
Mercy. no. We've been married only
n year"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16

The successful man IL always busy
whether he feels like II or not. Any
nan can work when he feels like II.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16

The same hammer that breaks a
piece of iron In two can be used to
weld two pieces OF iron into one.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16

The Beginning Of Economy.
Husband-We'll have to economize
dear.
Wife-WelI, let's smoke less.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16

You will not do enough II you do
not try to do more than enough.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1919-05-16
Vain Escape.

81 am not rich enough to give you
n large contribution to this cause"
"That Is a poor excuse"
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-09-24
WEST BRATTLEBORO

Mr.. and Mrs. W c. Collins of Ever.
EFT, Mass, have been spending a few
days at John Jillson s.
Mrs. j. C. Lewis, who underwent an
operation for appendicitis Saturday in
the Melrose hospital, is comfortable.
There will be an auction of personal
and household goods belonging to AL
yah G. Stacy Friday at the w. II. AL
exander place.
Miss Elizabeth Richards, after visit.
ing her cousins, j. L. Barney and Mrs
Bert S. Miller, has returned to her home
IN Chieopee Falls, Mass.
Arthur Stearns, stage driver between
Brattleboro and Wilmington, is HAVING
vacation of two weeks and is VISITING
his father in New York.
Mrs. Charles Wilkins, who had beer
spending a few weeks at her summe,
home on Orchard street, left yesterday
for her home in Chicago.
John Wheeler and sister, Miss Julis
Wheeler, of Knowlton, Quebec, cam,
yesterday to visit in the home Of
George Wheeler of Melrose street.
Silas Hamilton, who had been visit
ing in the home of his uncle, H. K
Hamilton, left yesterday for Hanover
n. H., to enter Dartmouth college.
Mrs. Moritz Capin and daughters
Alma and Louise, left today for theil
home in Jacksonville, Fla, after hav
ing spent the summer at W. E. Pei
| lerin S on Orchard street.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. A. Knight, Miss Ad
| die Maynard, Mrs. F. H. Hadlock. Mrs
| Edward Martin and George Martin O.
| this town and Mr.. and Mrs. Geora,
| Thomas of Cropsey, ILL.,, who are, spend
| ing some time here, We're guests. Sunda,
in Springfield (Vt.) of Mr.. and Mrs
Arson Conger.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-09-24
MINERS DEMAND
3O-HOUR WEEK
Will Strike November l If Their De-
mandS Are Not Granted-AlSo
Want More Wages

CLEVELAND, Sept 2i.-Demands for
a 60 per cent increase in all mine wages,
limit of six hours upon the days la
Dor underground, five-day week with
time and half for overtime and double
time for work ON Sundays and holidays
and important improvements in conditions
of labor were adopted yesterday after
noon by the convention of the United
Mine Workers of America
The convention then adjourned to await
the result of the joint wage scale confer
ence with the operators of the central
competitive district, which opens in Buf-
falo tomorrow.
should satisfactory new agreement be
reached by the representatives of the min
erS and operators at this conference, the
convention will be reconvened at Indian
apolis to accept or reject it. Should no
agreement be reached III time to be rati-
fed and come into effect by Nov. l, a gen
eral strike of all bituminous coal miners
in the United States will automatically
ensue on that date, and may extend to
the Canadian coal fields if the information
al executive board and the representatives
of the Canadian districts so determine
While a decided increase in wages is
demanded to meet the heavy increase in
the cost of living the miners delegates
were no less interested in providing regu-
lar employment for all members of the
union throughout the year, voting not
only to restrict the number of working
hours to 80 per week, but also to pro
hbit the employment of double shifts in
producing coal with this aim in view.
Acting President Lewis stated yester
day that he confidently expected that an
agreement would be reached with the
operators at Buffalo by negotiation.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-09-24
new ENGLAND LED IN
End RED CROSS FUND
Ratio of Collections to Subscriptions
Was eo.7 Per Cent

The New England Division Of the
American Red Cross, which includes
the states of Maine, New Hampshire,
Massachusetts,, Vermont and Rhode
Island, led all the other Red Cross
Divisions in the percentage of money
actually collected in the Second War
Fund campaign, held in the summer
Of 1918.
The subscriptions secured in the
New England Division in that cam.
paign totalled $11,402,725.11. OF this
amount there has been collected SILL.
377,954.97, or 1920 of the subscrip.
tons. This is within three-tenths OF
a 1000 record.
In both the War Fund and Member.
ship campaigns of the war period, the
New England Division made a record
to be proud of, and every Chapter and
Branch in the Division will have this
record as an incentive to succeed in
the Third Red Cross Roll Call which
will take place from November to IL
The National organization is asking
for s15,000,O00. the New England
quota OF which is $1,330,000. Nc
oversubscriptions is asked for on the
National fund, but Chapters will ask
for funds for their local programs
The principal emphasis this year will
be placed on memberships In the
Roll Call of last December the New
England Division secured approx.
mately 100000 members and every
effort will be made to exceed this mark
in November.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-09-24
Undeveloped Country.

Lake st. John, at the head of the
picturesque Saguenay river. has been
brought to the notice of the Royal So
ciety OF Arts by Prof. ]. G. McLennan
as one of the best undeveloped power
sources in North America. 1t has an
area of about $50 square miles, drains
basin of 10000 square miles, and is
SO feet above sea level. Three easily
developed power sites are capable of
yielding a total of 100000 horse
power at tidewater, and many sites for
DOCKS and industrial plants are avail
able on the river.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-09-24
Convention to Be Held In
Chicago, Nov. %, for
Organization
PUBLIC OWNERSHIP
TO BE DEMANDED
Democratic Management of Transporta-
ton, Mines and Finance a Plank
Call Characterizes Old Political Par
ties Bankrupt.

I-cS
CHICAGO, Sept. 23.-The call has
been issued here by the committee in
charge for a convention to be held in
Chicago on Nov. % for the purpose of
organizing a National Labor party.
State and local labor parties, state
and city central labor bodies and CO.
operatives are urged to send delegates.
The call was issued as a result of a
con ference held in Chicago a short time
ago, at which delegates representing
state and city labor parties of Illinois,
Ohio, New York, Kansas, Indiana, Cal
fornia and Connecticut were present.
The call declares for restoration of
all civil liberties, the public ownership
and democratic management of the
means of transportation and commun-
ication, mines, finance, and all other
monopolies and natural resources; the
abolition of excessive land ownership
and holding land out of use for specula-
tive purposes.
eve hold that the formation of a
National Labor party the call states,
has not only become expedient, but
imperative. The hopeless bankruptcy
of the dominant political parties and
their inability to function in the in
tercsts of the people in the present crisis
and to meet the profound economic and
social problems that now portend, make
! it self-evident that the people must
take the reins of government in their
own hands If grave consequences are
to be avoided and this country is to be
made safe for justice and democracy
The National Labor party movement
| springs from the Chicago Labor party
in which John Fitzpatrick. chairman
of the committee that called the steeI
| strike is a dominant factor The La
Dor party idea was given prominence
when the Chicago federation of labor
promoted the first of such parties OF
Importance in this country less than :
year ago. Mr.. Fitzpatrick is president
of the federation, and was chosen a.
the logical man to run for mavor oil
Chicago this spring on the Labor party
ticket
The Illinois Labor party was tn,
first state Labor party to be formed
and the movement has kept on spread
ing, despite opposition from the Amer
lean federation of labor The Illinoi
people kept at it, despite opposition
and now are confident of a good show
ing.
The basis of presentation at tn
convention, as set forth in the cal
is to be zone delegate from each stat
and local organization with membe,
ship of 500 or less, and one delegat
for each 500 additional members or ms
jor fraction thereof"
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-09-24
Fish Eat Other Fish.

When a Goldfish eats it takes an oys-
ter In It's mouth, cracks the shell, d.
gests the meat and elects the shell.
Crabs crack the shells of their smaller
neighbors and suck out the meat. This
accounts for the mounds of shells
which are found beneath the waves
And, as further illustrating the con-
slant destruction going on in the
oceans depth, 1t Is said that If ship
sinks at sea 1t will be eaten by the
fish with the exception of its metal
portions. =
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-09-24

Walter c. Joslyn, of Waitsfield, is in a
serious condition at Heaton hospital,
Montpelier, as the result of falling into
his slo at his home Saturday afternoon.
1t is thought his skull was fractured He
stepped backward and fell some % feet
to the bottom of the silo.