El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-08-30
BALD MOUNTAIN TAVERN
Formerly the Blackface Inn.
UNDER ENTIRELY NEW
MANAGEMENT

] MANAGEMENT
and the same old guests viii come
/ back to eat the same old poison and
! toss around all night on the same old
mattresses, and when they return 10
| the city, their friends viii continue
to say Ny. how sunburned you arer
] until in the course Of two or three
weeks their livers get back 10 nor
NAL and in consequence their CON-
/ plexiOns begin 10 clear up
/ Worse Than Coal Storage.
And that is one point which Mr.
Z Wilson didn't make in his speech
about the high cost Of living being
so expensive nowadays, Abe" Morris
said. which he hit up the cold stor-
age warehouses and the middlemen,
but there is one class OF people in
this country which can do more dam
age to poultry, meat, vegetables and
eggs in 10 minutes than a cold stor-
age plant could in ten years, Abe, and
that class is the cooks Of America.
Right now we've got one working
for US in our kitchen. Abe, and once
that woman puts a chicken in the
oven, it's a total loss with no insur-
snce-
which now costs the same like a
quart OF caviare used to a few years
ago, Abe, and she slices them and
fries them in a half butter. which is
at present practically worth It's
weight IN ostrich plumes, understand
me, and after she has made the en-
tire neighborhood for 10 city blocks
smell OF fried onions, understand me.
all she has to show for II is five
grains Of extract Of onion cinders
and two holes IN my Wife's best alu-
minum frying pan
with so cents worth soup meat
and Is cents worth soup greens
she made yesterday nudeI soup
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been for the nudels and the grease
on top Of Il. anybody could get
the same effect by drawing off
the water from an automobile
radiator and save from 80 to 40
cents worth gas into the bargain
sure I know. Mawruss," Abe said,
'but the private cooks Of America
don't begin to do the things to food
that the public cooks do. You would
think that 90 percent Of them was
subsidized by the manufacturers OF
Worcestershire sauce and tomato
ketchup TO turn out food which could
be eaten only with the aid OF them
two anaesthetics. which If the anti
saloon league wanted to do the coun-
try a real benefit now that II has
stopped hotel guests from getting up
the courage with a couple Of cock
tails to 20 into the dining room and
eat 2 hotel meal, understand me, it
could start an agitation 70 prohibit
the manufacture and sale except as
dyestuffs Of Worcestershire sauce and
tomato ketchup, and then, Mawruss.
maybe the proprietors OF hotels and
restaurants would be obliged TO hire
cooks that could prepare food for the
human stomach instead OF the street
cleaning department"
No Help From AntiE.
you couldn't look for no such help
from them anti societies, Abe, be
cause they amt organized for the
purpose Of making Peoples lives more
enjoyable" Norris said In fact Abe,
right now there is 4 movement on foot
among them anti people TO take away
the only real anecdots for q rotten
meal. which is a good cigar, and IL
the people OF this country is going
to treat as a Joke this new autito-
bacco campaign the way they did pro-
hibition when II first started. Abe, II
wouldn't be long before We would be
coming back from lunch with an out
oftown buyer and as a starter to talk
ing business. we VIII hand him
couple Of high grade dyspepsia tablets
II he has a pretty good commercial
rating. or Just teaspoonful OF
rhubarb and soda mixture II he
hasn't"
well. II them anti people Is going
to run off a campaign against the
smoking habit and has already cut
off the drinking habit, Mawruss, why
don't they take this opportunity when
food Is so high TO strike at the habit
which Is really and truly at the root
Of both the smoking and drinking
habit. which is the eating habit" Abe
suggested Most people only drink
liquor with their meals anyway andr