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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-05-11

gers big laughing musical comedy
Success. has begun it's fourth month at
the New Amsterdam Thcatcr.
Ethel Barrymore has started upon
her Iona Western tour in Il G. Car
toms COMEDY The or Chance" in
which she has been appearing to
crowded houses all this acngon. Next
autumn Miss BARRYMORE viii return
TO New York TO resume the formation
OF the rNDcrtory which. as announce a
when Hhc. opened hcr season at the
Empire Thcatcr. Now York. two years
ago. II vas her ambition tn carry
out the plans that Charles Froh-
man had made for her before his
untimcly death on the i.isitania.
In recent interview. Miss Bari
more gave the following list or plays
that She wished 10. hay" in her roper
tory: AS You Like It. The school
for scandal Mid Channel" The
Second Mrs Tanaueray." Cousin
Kate" ~ Dolls House" "Tante." and
The Lady OF tho Camellias." She has
scored notable successes in each OF
them.
"'rhe eish, plays" says Miss Bar
rymore. would just I'LL a week prop
erly-six evening performances and
Two matinccs. ! hope ii would he a
nice, interesting week for me
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-05-11

y young Wclshihan applied to the
head nf hig urm in London for u
job Where do Won come from nc
was asked. From LIarpumpsaint."
What may that name ncan?" 1t
means the place al the FIVE saints"
was the ready answer Are Their"
live saints there stiIl|' There ar:
only four since left" said the young
Wclshman Az he head az tho firm
came from the same reighhorhood tn.
young man got the situation.
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4 rr,a!nE Fault.

a man who had bought a we'll
known imprcssionist artists picture
wished the painters opinion on the
hanging of it. and invited him to din
nor. The artist expressed his approva AL
Of the background, OF the height at
which the cavaS was hung. pronounced
the light ablc--indeed, he said
there was only one particular In which
he would suggest any change And
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-05-11

\ SONG with The titic. "Thercs a
Sigh in the Heart was sent hy q
young man 10 MS sweetheart, but the
paper fell into the hands Of the girls
father. very Insentilncntal scientist.
who exclaimed. VIVA wretchcd un-
scientific stuff is this Whoever heard
Of such case? tie wrote on the
outside. Mistaken diagnosis: no sigh
in the heart possible. Signs relate
almost entirely to the lungs ami
diaphraEm,"
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IInu She rut IL.

Tho young man Oar:ie to HE Old
friend for comfort and consolation
SO she has turned you DOWN." his
friend asked.
Yes. but she was very gracious
about it,
What did She say
she said she couldn't think of mar
rrinE me. hut she hoped that | would
keep on and prosper. 81 that some day
she might he ahlc to point mo out 10
her husband MS the man she nigh,
have married -
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-05-11

crs on the American stage, now ap-
Sea TrIsn. IN The WeIvei Lady klaw
has 'motter." II reads
KEEP SMILING AND
Make OTHER PEOPLE LAUGH.
There was a time, SAYS Miss
my young life TO make audiences weep.
imagine that is tho first symptom
eNhtSi,ed By mos, girls afflicted with
quickly. ! did--thank goodness
war born in little town out in
1 h.s IVY, We didn't get many shows,
acting in the papers and magazines.
ana Just knew J had IL in me. Al
school on Friday afternoons. / recitcd
pieces. and when the teacher allowed
me TO pick my own piece I always
selected something tragic and fun Of
soul and tears. And ] always had a
splendid time deciaiming them. So
did The school. 1t laughed. That an
noycd and panied me at first. but
gradually began to be proud OF it.
and then J tried TO make them laugh
Well I'm mighty glad II turned out
iSs audience cry SO long oos T as i''" ean
make IT laugh"
Brian Vida Dennet, and Ada Meade ,
has helped to make "A great success
Of Tire Girl Behind the Gun" has
or 'hnss n his he Mfois to be
Awful Mabel Then there's his
daughter. Ann Parr Hazard. But the the
thing he is specially swclled up over
Is the night President Wilson saw The
Cir! Behind the Gun" at the New Am
sterdam Thea,er in New York last
Autumn. and Hazard persuaded the
audience 10 buy million dollars worth
of Fourth Liberty. bonds. Some one
asked him the other day II he was
! going TO sell my Victory bonds. On
said he nonchaiantly. Il guess il my
partner Wilson gets back from Paris
, in time we'll manage TO dispose OF
few million"
j. shubert. prominent theatrical
producer. has returned TO New York
with a contract with Henri Bernstein.
famous French playwright. which gives
10 him the exclusive output Of Mr.
bernstein for the next i've years. The
tirsi play by Mr.. Bernstein under the
contract Will be Judith" "a biblical
drama. 70 be followed soon afterward
by LA Grine."
William Gillette has started upon the
sixth month of his season in isarrie's
successful comedy, Dear Brutus"
Tire Velvet Lady" Klaw G. Er',n
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-05-11

counsel for tho crown. and l am FIRST
TO acauaint your lordship. that this
soldier stop, SIR SAID tho mill
tary hero. Il would hav. you know.
sir, I man officer oh sir | hog
your pardon said counsel. To speak
soldier"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-05-11

twelve. To my surprise. the most
backward child in the school WAS tho
first TO finish the task His page was
sidcred dun, and was two year, too
old TO bc in this grade.
Very good. William. ! said How
did YOU manage 10 do it so quickly
copied 'en off the clock. he
said
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Dull scholar.

a lady school teacher writes:
Il have charge of the lower classes
in a public school Tho other dav
] asked a class in arithmetic to put
down Roman numerals from one TO
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nlrnhch.

4 celebrated Irish counsel as re
narkuble for his broguc as for hi
bon inois, being retamed against
young officer. opened the casc in tn
following manner: My lord. l an
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-05-11

what was that?" inquired his host.
why" said tho artist. Il should hang
" the other way up. always have"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-05-11
George ORamcys
Motto, Keep Smiling
Once Aspired TO Become
Sob Artist, NoaD Lead
ing Comedic1,ne.
ny zAYDA GLOVER.

NEW YORK. May lO.-Georgie
oRamey, one OF tho leading funmak-
crs on the American stage, now APP
bearing in The Velvet Lady" klaw
Il Erlangcr's musical comedy success
has 'motter." II reads
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-05-11

gers big laughing musical comedy
success has begun it's fourth month at
the New Amsterdam Thcatcr
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-05-11
Il EE.I' SMILING MD
NJ AXE OTHER PEOPLE LAUGH

William Gillette has started upon the
sixth month of his season in iarrie's
successful comedy. Dear Brutus."
Tire Nelvct l.adv." Klaw G Er,an
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1919-01-30

u
900
OF
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04

And now the sun was high and
Jimmy Coon drove all his compan-
ions to catching grasshoppers, tell
ing them he had lovely prize TO
give the winner.
You would have laughed 20 see
them all jumping to catch those
grasshoppers. But after they mao
worked a long time, Teddy Postum
had four. Bobby Skunk two. ana
Cousin Bruin had eight. Cousin
Bruin was so clever with his DIG
paws. and gave such great blow,
and he ate a lot. just 20 see how they
tasted.
Jimmy Coon sat on one SIDE urg-
ing them on, and didn't work at all,
why don't you try" said Teddy
Possum.
Well. don't have to try. for I
did all nv work early this morning,
Now let us 20 up to the old OAK
Tree. Chatterbox is the judge and
he will count" So Chatterbox had
"a carry the eight Cousin Brutn
caught. for he was afraid Cousin
Rr,;n would eat all OF his eight on
the way. 49,,
Now" said Chatterbox, sit
down in a row and will count, and
Il will all I've perfectly fair. Where
is the PRICE won't begin until l
have that in a safe place, and Ned
Chipmunk can help me count.
So Jimmy Coon took him to hoi-
lou tree and showed him five beaut-
ful turtle eggs in a little cosner. GOV.
cred with moss. Chatterbox told
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04

war would win him as many votes as
would be lost to him. No one mas
doubted Mr. Ciark's intense PATRIOTISM
q nd his Americanism. He has sup
ported the president more Loyalty per-
hans than any man in Congress.
The in,imation that Mr.. Bryan IS
once again casting longing eyes TOWARD
the nomination is not taken seriously
nv democrats anywhere ] have oeeh'
7 should say that Mr.. Bryan has less
chance TO be nominated by the demo-
Gratis than amy man who may be con-
sidered leader in the organization.
Republicans are very confident that
they will win the presidency next
wear and l have found that the man
they fear most among the democrats Is
the president and next to MIN
Champ Clark. In my tuoSe-
mcnt. OF either the president OF
Mr.. Clara were nominated and the
party would adopt a platform piedgin%
the restoration Of liberty to the work
ingman-giving him back his beer
the democrats would carry nearly
every state in New England, New YORK
and possibly Pennsylvania. 1t wou'o
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04
FadleSS Kills
$1,000 Yearly

Fat IL fatal 10 health and SSrsonaiitt. II
= sssinsts1 sAas eyer $1,000 psrscns have
a: i.Sa q :Ssn p: 4 S:s.as Is
effects Of excessive iasnses. Any oysrstoAt
posi.y thst e Prcssa,s ssal:ss s:A ..jsetss
Iitsl srs1SS .. o. the SSdy; re . Ssss ~.
rested. In nnnsroIs essse there ars dan.
SSFous esSh srinso Of DaeksA.l1 fat sfeynd the
throat. stomach. liver sad ether delicate
Throueh ovsrsssutness The aaietsd pSrS
son while apparently vel! 10 Iissss - nsrs.
collapse and ether aisssdsrs.. for obesity y
Csc: r q sss s..:..
nature S:.sI. - lssss:s ere p.s.,s;!siiy
yicsins Of sesidspts and ere more hable
thar healthy. aieaAsr psrsses = deasa fsen
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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04
JIMMY COON WINS THE RACE.

Happy Jack. the gray squirrel 10
watch and see that no one took the
eggs.
Then Chatterbox said the way to
count was to match grass hoppers,
SO Teddy Postum and Bobby Skunk
and Cousin Bruin each brought one
and they were laid side by aide. while
Jimmy Coon. last Of all brought his.
That's one" said ChatterooA'
and you. Jim Crow. arc to keep the
score"
One" said Jim Grow. Now two"
said Chatterbox, and Two said Jim
crow Now Robby Skunk fell out OF
the race for he only had two. ano
Cousin Bruin jumped up and put
Robby's two in his mouth. for ne
thought II was silly to keep them
since BOBBY was out OF the race.
When they came to four. Teddy
Possum fell out-for he had only
four. So Cousin Bruin ate his -FOUR
also. Then Cousin Bruin and Jimmy
matched srasshoppers up to eight
and as Cousin Bruin had only eight.
ne Just ate his eight. But Jimmy
Coon kept on bringing more ana
more. one by one. and every one rs
tened to hear CbAtterbox stiil count
ing. sixty seven, sixty-eight, sixty
nine" Jim Crow repeated after Nun.
and they counted In all IS for Jimmy
Coon!
Every one was perfectly astonished
at the number OF grasshoppers JIM
my Coon had.
Tomorrow Rabbit Explains.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04
THIS IS THE BIRTHDAY OF
Russell Sage,
10 IT YOURS,
AUG. I, 1916.


one OF the great fnanciers Of our
country and one Of its greatest phi
lanthropists, was Russell Sage. Like
most Of those men who hold the i'm
mense fortunes Of his age. he was
born poor.
His birthplace was Vernon Town
ship. New York. Until he was IS, he
worked as a farm hand. picking up
such education as he could. At 10
he graduated into an errand boy Tor
his brother who kept a small grocery
in Troy. When he was 81. he HAD
part interest in a retail grocery IN
the same town. and for number OF
years after that in larger whole
sale concern. Meantime. he took up
politics. ne. Jay Gould. became In
terested in the development and sale
of railways, came to New York City.
and by specializing in railway stock
finally became successful enough 70
purchase of a seat on the New York
Stock Exchange.
Gradually he accumulated an i'm.
mense fortune. Once an anarchist
entered his office and threatened tc
explode bomb II he were not a.
once given a huge sum Of money. Or
being refused he threw his bomb, and
was killed by It. Mr.. Sage escaped
though his secretary was killed.
He died in 1905. his fortune
was estimated at about $S0.0o0.o00
| most Of which has gone into chart
ties and educational philanthropie'
handled by the Russell Sage Founda
| ton
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04
Democratic Presidential Candidate

Democrats all over the country are
waiting upon the President TO an
nounce his attitude toward the nomi-
nation next year." remarked DR.. :. J.
Jones. of st. Louis. at the Washington.
Most democrats will conCede that IL
the President should desire a renoHl.
ination he can have it, but most dem
aCrats also believe that at the proper
time the president viii make q formal
statement that he will not be can
Gidate He is the strongest leader or
the party, however. Out in Missouri
and in other states Of the west and
middle west Champ Clark has strong
following. There is feeling that ne
should have been nominated in 1917
and that he is today the most promi-
nent figure in the party next TO the
president. Some of his opponents nave
taken exceptions 10 a few OF his utter
ances, but among a lot OF voters the
sentiments he expressed were echoed
in their own hearts. and ! have no
doubt that his views regarding the
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04
THE BUSINESS FIELD

Splendid conditions of merchandise
ing turnout the country with pur-
chaees at new high record and in
debtedness low and payments very
high is shown by a monthly report on
business conditions issued by the
credit clearing house of New York
This report, 1t was pointed out, Is
based on more than 100000 actual
transactions, representing about $780,
900, 900.
The report denotes that payments
today are better than ever before
aot:s1 --::..::: :Ac exception of Juno: 1919
and July. 1918. 1t says also in spite
Of the very high price Of merchandise.
sales were heavy for the month. Dur
ing the last ten days there developed a
slight hesitancy on the part OF the
buyers to lay IN speciality stocks in
any great quantities. indicating that
they prefer to recorder II demand calls
for it.
Staples, however. are still being
ordered with usual freedom. d.
Summarizing the activities Of the
country ~ states. the fluctuations
show forty states increased their pur-
chases over last month. twenty three
over July. 1918; twenty Ave over July,
!, .s.;; s...aa ..s.:!.::.y cver July 1ais.
Indebtedness shows decrease from
last month In thirty-two states, . de-
crease from July, 1918. in thirty-foui
states. from July. 1917. in ty-foul
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04
Topics of the Tunes

GOV. Frank O. Lowden dcplored the
disastrous fires near the "biack o.''
Yesterday morning and gave up week
end trip to his farm in the country
which ne had planned TO take wheh ne
was informed that the fires back OF
the yards had been started by incendl-
aries,-Chicago Tribune. The line-o :
type will miss an opportunity II II aoeS
not call attention to the Tribune's evl-
dent horror that Governor Lo~ueh
should miss trip TO the farm unde'
such circumstances. Sad is II not
One pities him, does one not? one
does not.
Does the United states desire gov
eminent ownership Of railroads ana
public utilities generally? Ask the VOL
ers, Incidentally inu re if they want
Burleson.
Those hard boiled officers who mis-
used American soldiers are getting
their shells cracked. 1t is different
when the hard boiling changes hands.
II is now suggested that the presl-
dent may abandon his proposed west
ern swing around the circle. II so ne
has listened TO somebody whose pol
| itical wisdom is based on history. The
| probabilities are that the shrewd party
men are well pleased with the possibii-
ity that the president will conten
! himself in Washington.
Suppose that booze had been flow
ing free in Washington and Chicago
| when the riots were on.
Well. when are they going to begir
that trial of Bill the Butcher?
OF course II Is wise and proper u
await the governments explanation
the burning Of those airplanes. May
be they were worthless; but if'that!
the explanation why were they worth
less?
OF course there is land in Iowa tina
may be bought below $500 an acre
here and there a piece.
Between the ages of 10 and - tn
mortality in the United States amonl
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04
or;s,nst NetjsA,

In the district court In and for MAJ.
shall county. Iowa, September A. d.
1919, term.
Warren NJ. Hollingsworth, plaintiff. W.
Ellwood Osburn and Mrs. Eliwood
Ozburn; George Elliott and Mrs..
George Elliott: Henry Hodson ana
Mrs. Henry Hodson: Solomon Hod-
son and Mrs. Solomon Ho1son;
Urah Hodson and Mrs. Uriah Hod-
SON.: cynthia Hodson; Lndisyi n.
Hodson; Lucinda Hodson: Rebecea
Hodson; Julia: Ann HodsoA; 6aaemon
Hodson, executor Of the last WIN Of
Thomas Hodson. deoeaSed: Anna
Hodson. and the unknown heirs. de-
visees, legatees. spouses.. and grant
ees u each and all OF the above nam
ed defendants, and the unknoWn
claimants in and to the 1ollowinS de-
scriJed real property. eo-wtts Ens
8 west one -hAh (WA) "a tn nsse3-
west quarter (NWA) o the Nth
east quarter (NEA) Of section sn.f'
teen i3), townshtp eithty-nve S.sl,
north, range twenty (50) weee o. the
sth p. sm- Marshall county, iowa. %.
fendants.
To each, and all OF the above named
Defendants:
You ana eact, Of you are hereby mo-
titled that there 10 now on ME In the
Z ffice OF the clerk Of the district court.
in and for Marshall county. Iowa. the
petition OF the above named piainsln.
wherein he claims to be the absolute
owner In fee simple Of the following
described real property. to-yit:
The west one-half (WM) OF the
northwest quarter (Nwk) Of the
northeast quarter tNEk) Of ssction
thirteen .(ls). township eighty -f'yl
(ss) north, range twenty (2o). west OF
the 5th D. m, Marshall county. Iowa.
and where ne ciaims that you and esoi,
OF you have no right title or interest,"
! In ana to the said premises. ana where.
| in he asks that his title In ard to said
premises be established against yo,
and each OF you and for such further
and other equitable relief 40 the court
may grant in his favor; ana TOR TURTLES
and more complete statement pf plain
tits claims. prayers and demxnds: you
will see said petition ~ now on MA
And, now, unless you appear thereto
and defend on or before noon Of the
second day Of the September. A. p
1918 term OF the above court whtcf
will be begun. and held at the cour'
house ut ,MarshAlltown. Iowa. Oh ~
first day Of September, "A. D. 1913
your, default will be entered and deofe.
taken against you az PRAYED. Pesssf
& soper. attorneys for plaintiff.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04
states. ana from July. 1914 In forty

states, and from July. 1914 In forty
four states.
PAYMENTS are better than last
month In ,wenty-t three states; thirty
three states show better than July
1918: thirty -eieht states better than
JULY, 1917. and forty-four states better
than July. 1916.
In the middle agricultural section a
new record is shown both In purchases
and payments, Purchase figures sho"
that this phase Of merchandising Is
per cent better than June OF this year.
per cent better than July, 1915. and
July. 1917. and per cent better than
July. 1915. Indebtedness shows an in
crease OF per cent over last month,
hut is | per cent lower than July
ISIS, per cent lower than July 1914
and per cent lover than July. 1915
Payments how an increase of / per
cent over last month, 5 per cent over
July. 1918. and per cent over both
July, 1917 and 1916.
The figures in the report for this
section for the current month indi-
cate that fall business has not only
reached the high plane OF last year
bu, should increase steadily thruout
the entire season. With few eNcep-
tional spots crops show a very favor
able condition. Manufacturing IN
terssts are nearly all working full
time. many Of them Icing forced t.
Use night shifts.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04

negroes 10 more than twice ~ great AZ
among the whites. Between the ages OF
/ and . Il 10 approximately - per cent
greater. For all ages from birth to 20
or more Il Is approximately 30 per
cent greater. Why? The answer Is
bad housing conditions. and ~ part OF
the justification Cor the housing laws
passed by Iowa.
OF course bacon and beef and all
that Is enormously high but YOU notice
We are all eating It don't you" Things
can't be all wrong on one side.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04
DRY As DUST.

alleys may be pedd put prison
mdd Ihe
bi must cast aside all aeen M
dry and 20
doesn't
veins ana COOKS
coos my
men ach
morning. no stomach
hod warning drink from
sand
dispens n
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04

In some of the East Indian ISLANDS
and on the mainland Of Hindustan. are
to be found the smallest race OF honey
bees in the world. These dwarf money
collectors are known to entomologtsts
as apic florea. Their honeycombs are
no larger than a chiid's hand. and the
cells are about the sire Of q small PIN
head. This honey Is excellent, as ID
the wax. The little creatures euiio
the combs on the branch OF low tree
and as they have not to provide Tor
winter. they work all the year thru.
raising broods like themselves. In the
same land there is a race Of giant bees,
apis dorsata- as large as field crick-
ct. These monsters of the bee world
build honeycombs that are from SIX
10 seven feet in length, four or more
in width, and that weigh from 500 to
400 pounds each.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04

OuooosooaN - 49,
4 usal lse : whole sA0ely fson 80
heao q psoofIas 1svl n CeteeeAle.
~ Seaa u ealisd IL dusnsA buttsss
bsan, snd ono sGsrsd n tAe Les ~
eelss market vas almost tire fess
long and nine inches II cirevnfsreaees
Il il said to be excellent eating. sinF
lar 20 the eggplant.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04

Among the various uses OF cocoanut
oil in India is its application as
mango cure for dogs, for which pur-
pose IL Is said to be very effective.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-08-04
IOWA OPINION AND NOTES.

Noticing that 1T is predicted that
apples win sell for dime apiece next
winter the Sioux City Journal says,
the fellow who gets the dime Is not
the one on whose farm the apples
grew"