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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
The Poet Is No Mean Economist,
Bat He Had Rather Play PinochLe
Than FoLlow His DUN Teachings
By L E cLATPOoL

! greed Is not for the thing IN itself
! SO much as q IS due to the suocon-
scious belief that II we had wealth
we would be able 10 devote al OF
our time to doing what We want 70
do and none to doing what some1ody
else tells US to do.
'sTo be entirely honest, what most
men want is a large South sea islanu
all TO themselves with goodly
sized palace in the center. Most OF
fhfs palace would be hsrem and the
rest OF Il would be kitchen and din
ing room and possibly also DuI1eL
Then. so we imagine, we'd spend our
days down on the seashore, runnlis
our bare toes through the senu'
thanked right and left by Mack sen
nett beauties and covered with UNI
brella and our nights toddling TO Jazz
and eating singed pheasants.
THE trouble with 1lO,OOOs0O0 Amer
leans Is that they expect prices 10 60
down when they are not Wliung 10
do the one thing that can most re
duce them-that Is produce All OF
US farmers. poets, preachers, DroA-
ers. ct cetera, aspire. in some more
or less exaggerated form, 10 OUT
island palaces saying TO ourselves.
Let the other fellow do the Work-
The Poets Solution
"The way to get lower prices - not
TO put butcher, baker and candlestick
maker in jail Maybe they should
be there. DuL putting --IAA ------
won't lower the price OF pie there
is just one way TO lower prices--Inat
IS to produce so much food that II
viii have to compete with itself 1or
a market Intensive production nelps
some but It win not go far enough
Only when every able bodied person
either produces. distributes or manu-
features LIES necessities, or does
something essential to those things
viii prices go down
Raising prices Of goods and LABOR
simply bring the crash nearer But
nobody's going 10 take my advice
After everything IS shot TO pieces
ana we have gone back to wearing
breech-clouts and carrying stone
hasahets again. some wise man VIII
discover that more grub can De pro
duced with a pillow than with a torlteo
stick Somebody viii find out that
an arrow can be shot farther rom
a bow than a man can throw a rock
Then the poor old world VIII have
to go through the whole gruesoms
business Of getting civilized again
When he had apparently come 10
a pause the poet was asked II he IN
tended to 90 TO work.
What he exclaimed. me- no,
7 an going out and play pinochle
with a friend Of mine from Denver
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
GOVERNOR HOBBY INVITES
CARDINAL MERCER TO TEXAS

Austin. Texas. Oct Cardinal
MERCER. the heroic Belgium prelate.
who is now visiting the United States
and is spending a short time in
Washington. has been invited By Gov.
rs. P. Hobby to visit Texas during his
stay IN this country. The present
itinerary OF the cardinal includes. it
is reported. a visit 70 New Orleans
and il is while on this trip that the
governor invited the distinguished
visitor TO come to Texas. and espe-
cially Houston as on October u, there
viii be an eli iborate celebration at
that place on Columbus DaS.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
ASKS FREIGHT CLAIMANTS
BE GIVEN ADDITIONAL TINE

washington. D. C.. Oct The
house committee on interstate and
foreign commerce, which Is drafting
the legislation for return OF the rail-
roads TO their owners has been asked
by representative Parrish, OF Texas
TO stipulate that claimants for loss
or damage 10 freight shipments shah
have 80 days within which to file
their claim.
The suggestion applies particularly
TO cattle shipments and Parrish calls
attention decisions OF the suurfme
court holding valid Z Limitation in
one case OF five days and in another
Of sc hours. Parrish proposes for
adoption provisions Of the Texas law.
which declare a stipulation Of less
than three months shall be invalIl.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
TED ROUAULT GETS A BIG
JOB WITH WINCHESTER co.

T. RouauIt. jr.. former state game
and fish warden OF New Mexico, now
representative for the Winchester
Repeating Arms company in Texas
and New MrxicO, passes through FL
Paso on his way from Houston 70 the
factory at New Haven. Conn.
II is generally understood among
Ted's friends that he viii be given
special work covering half a dozen
or more OF the western states
For the past 50 days Mr.. Rouault
mas been assisting one OF che sales
supervisors IN the Houston territory.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
Wild Ducks Fly South,
Sepere Winter Predicted

Oakley, Kas, Oct VIVID ducks
have the weather prophets Of kansas
guessing. They cannot fathom the
actions OF the wild game bids that
flying south.
Ordinarily the wild duck and geese
do not fly south untn the cold
weather forces them 10, but this year
they have been seen flying south on
very warm days Among the ducks
we're many mailards.
Opinion as to the cause IS divic ed
Some say the drouth IN the north
west Is the cause, while others pre-
dict an early and severe winter.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01

A T first the poet was sore. He had
n been thinking for several minutes
in silence over the whole grand orgy
OF profiteering. Occasionally he
would write hurried lines on white
paper before kim Then he'd gnaw
the lead and do an imitation Of
Robins most famous statue
The rhymster's brow cleared space-
Philosophy and reflection overcame
atavistic impulses and he broke into
speech
MY numerous experiences with
pirates have, after all. led me TO
some definite deductions he said
Although I may not have found the
cure I think I have found the cause
well. out with it, demanded the
Pythias Of the meter making Damon.
with some Impotence
BE calm. brother admonished the
poet, 1T IS a matter that requires
words. There is no aye and nay
answer.
II Things Were Otherwise.
you see, we have misjudged the
uroffteer. both the capitalist kind
and the wage worker. We have &C
cused them Of wanting the earth
That may be true, but what they
want even more than TO hog It all
is to get what they get with the
least effort necessary
when you hear a gandy-dancer,
in other words a man who lives by
the pick ard spade. wishing he were
rich. ii isn't because he wants to
own everything. with the human race
for his tenants The thing that he
wants is to be able to escape lifting
such Instruments Of excavation as the
pick and shovel In fact. he wants
to escape doing anything that viii
take his time away from doing WnaL
he wants TO DO. I suspect that II
such a man were compelled TO drink
liquor for a living and prohibited
from using a pick and shovel, you
would find bootlegEers with PICKS
and shovels on them instead OF
whisky and tequila-
IF going TO church were prohio-
tied and frequentins saloons required
under penalty OF imprisonment, you
would see the doors OF our houses OF
worship stormed by mobs eager 70
snatch to themselves fragments OF
the gospel
on the other hand YOU would see
starving bartenders who would have
to depend on pound parties and N
vitations out for their subsistence
The Poets Utopia.
''Sure, we are all greedy. but the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
Courts VIII adjourn At
Noon When Reds Play

Cincinnati, Ohio, oct. nothing is
to interfere with the worlds series
in Cincinnati, not even the food IN
vestigation cases. Some visiting law
yer asked Judge Bernard c. Fox Il
ssuch and such" a case could not be
put down for trial on October s.
"Er, al let me see" stammered the
judge.
-No. indeed" snapped opposing
counsel 4 know what the court is
thinking about, for an thinking
about the same thing The world 8
series viii be on then"
Court viii adjourn at 1880 each day
the teams play IN Redland-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
Goods Rout AT Mice
With Tennis Rackets

Greencastle, Ind, Oct Armed
with tennis racquets. brooms and 9TH
er weapons the 60 coed residents
OF Mansfield hall. DePauw university.
waged war on mice OF the winged va
riety- After an hours battle, during
which the girls wore towels about
their heads to prevent the bats from
lodging IN their hair, the entire
neighborhood had been aroused from
its slumbers and thirty-tWo bats had
been put 70 sleep for all time The
night fliers gained entrance to the
dormitory through an open window in
an unoccupied room
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
Fat That Shows
Soon Disappears

Prominent fat that comes and stays
where it is not needed is q burden; a
hindrance TO activity, a curb upon
pleasure. You can take off the fat
where II shows by taking after each
meal and fat bedtime. one Marmola
Prescription Tablet These little tab
lets are as effective and harmless as
the famous prescription from which
they take their name. Buy and try a
case today Your druggist sells them
az 81, or II you prefer you may write
direct 10 the Marmola Company, $50
Woodward Ave, Detroit, Mich. You
can thus say goodbye to dieting, ex-
arcIsa and 10y.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
Lou Necbs Taboo During
The Snnd Flea Inrasion

Indianapolis. Ind. Oct 1.-slighting
no one, the vivacious little sand fea.
in numbers myriad, finally alighteo
upon thu sristocratic north side OF
Indianapolis as likely place to oper-
ate. As q result evening garb was
abandoned by the smart set Low
neck evening gowns were considered
particularly inviting by the playful
creatures ana women abandoned them
the gowns-in favor OF less formal
but more complete attire. Men Ike
wise found evening clothes -incon-
venient." De-fleaing before retiring
was the only remedy on tap
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01

Every druggist here, yesi your druggist and every
bOdy's druggist has noticed great falingof in the
sale Of ealomel They all give the same reason.
Dodsou's Liver Tone is taking its place.
"Calomel is dangerous and people know it, while
Dodsona Liver Tone is safe and gives better results
said prominent local druggist Dodson's Liver Tone
is personally guaranteed by every druggist large
famiy-sized bottle costs but few cents and if you
find it doesn't take the place of dangerous salvatg
calOue, you have only to ask FOR your money back
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
BYit0nS Fear
Loss Of Trade
MAnt0ns0biIeS
FoTesee Unrestricted Impor-
tation of American Motor
Cars May Ruin Them.

London. Eng. Oct. 1.-(Correspond-
ence Of the Associated Press.) An
nouncement OF the governments i'm
port policy. by which It is possible for
american automobile manufacturers
once more to operate in the British
market. has aroused English manu-
facturers 70 what -hey term a sense
or their danger" with the probability
that the Society Of British Motor Man
ufactures VIII make representations
to the government
If imports are unrestricted, said
Mr. Mccormick, one Of the leading
members of the British society there
Is grave danger Of the British market
being flooded next season, and the ef-
forts OF British manufactures toward
mass production viii be frustrated
Thousands Of people who might have
found employment in the motor in
dustry viii thus be idle, and British
manufacturers viii be compelled to
revert to the prewar practice OF lin
tied production and consequent high
costs 1t was american legislation
that built N the American trade.
why can't British legislation build
up the trade here2
To Sell in Z. 5.
One motor car company announced
T. would rstaliate by selling cars in
the United States It believes there
is a good market there for high grade
English cars and that It viii then be
practicable to carry the war into the
enemy's country"
Makers Of smaller and cheaper cars
viii have a more awkward position TO
face, for failing government protec-
ION, they must bear the fun brunt Of
the enemy onslaught
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
Cost Far Speeder 81
For Slapping Policeman

Dallas. Tex. Oct lit Just costs
81 to slap a cop IN this town. At
least that - the rate for slapping
charged to pretty young women. This
week when a cop tried to arrest Miss
Eva CARING because she was jogging
along in her new roadster at a fifty
mile clip she left the print Of five
dainty fingers on his rudy complex
ion She slapped him 50 hard that
he t1ppled over and lost his cap IN
the rear OF the car. But ne recovered
got his motorcycle and chased her 70
her home. Then he filed charges
against her. She was fined 81 on
charges OF speeding.
Gun RepnIrinE-l04 n. Oregon.
Allen Arms CO. Phi. 676.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
Negro Has 3 Children;
u Sons Seemed In War

TaIequah. Okla, Oct The twelve
sons Of Nanny" Bruner. a seventy
four year old negro. who went 10
the war are coming home. Nanny
IS the father OF thirty-three living
children. twelve Of whom were IN the
military service. They ranged from
eighteen 20 thirty. Twenty OF his
children are boys and thirteen girls
DE has five sets OF twins He was
born in the old Indian territory.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01

Orlando. Fla, Oct Nv hen kobc D.
a tree ready 10 reset II. he never
returned and now AIRS. F. A. Lewter.
who received word OF his death on
her sons birthday, has planted the
tree and the American Forestry asso-
citation at Washington has sent her a
bronze marker and registered the tree
or its national honor roll.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01

II efforts were made 20 dispose Of
all hens when their best laying DAYS
were over a large supply OF poultry
meat would be placed on the market.
all poorly developed chickens should
be culled out and sold for meat, also
This would allow the poultry keeper
to make the best use o. his grain by
feeding II TO the younger and more
productive fouls
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01

10 IS advisable. IL wei maLureu uui-
lets can be purchased at a reasonable
price. 10 kin and eat the hens as they
begin 70 mott. replacing the flock
with newly purchased pullets. The
hens should not be killed. however.
until they begin TO mott and their
comb begins TO lose its size, color,
and feasibility. for II these changes
have not taken place the hens wiz
probably still be laying and at time
OF year when eggs are especially val
uable
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
Biien By Mad Dog, Kills
AnimnL With Bare Hands

Asheviue, n. c, Oct IL. o. MUIR,
an employee Of the Champion Fiber
company ar Canton after being bitten
BIZ a mad dog. seized the animal and
killed il with his bare hands. MUIR
went to Raleigh. where he Is being
given the PasteuT treatment.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
A BETTER THAN PARK BBENCH
nm

A litter Of straw OF the leaves
raked up IN the fall about or
inches deep should be used on the
floor Of the hen house. This material
helps TO absorbs the droppings and
also provides a means OF feeding the
grain in such G. way that the hens
are obliged 10 exercise by scratching
for Il
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01

OF TO as high as 10 or II pairs a
year, but an average OF from 6 70
pairs is a fair estimate. although
some squad breeders do better than
this. Squalls usually sell at the high
est prices during cold weather. as
pigeons do not breed as freely dur
ing the winter as during the spring.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01

Dodsoa's Liver Tone is pleasant-tasting, purely
vegetable medicine, harmless to children and adults
Take spoonful at night and wake up feeling line, no
sick headache bousness ague, sour stomach or cogged
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01

women beginning work in Saskat-
chewan. Canada. retail stores has
been fixed at $3.50 a week After
three months they are to receive
s1050
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01

Chickens need a lot Of litter TO
scratch in Dry leaves make a cheap
litter. A good supply should be gath
cred and stored for future use.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01

Magazine subscriptions; lowest
rates; prompt service. FL Paso Herald
Magazine AEency.-AdT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01

bowels. Dodsons Liver Tone doesn't gripe OF cause
Inconvenience all next day Ike ealomsl
Take a dose Of ealomel tonight and tomorrow you
viii feel sick weak and nauseated Don't lose days
work.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
Take sDodson's lie Tone''

Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. Youu
know it next morning because you win wake up with
your head clear, your liver active. bowels clean breath
sweet and stomach regulated You VIII feel cheerful
and fun Of vigor and ready for 4 hard days work
You can eat anything afterwards without risk Of
salivating yourself or your children.
Get a bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone and Try it On
ny guarantee. You'll never again put dose Of nasty
dangerous ealomel into your stomach
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-01
Ell PASO, TEXAS
ORDER BLANK

Use this order blank for the purchase Or sale Of any stock
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-30

SAYS WIFE TOLD HIM SHE
MADE A GREAT MISTAKE

Three suits for divorce were filed
In district and superior courts Tues
day, the plaintiff alleging cruelty.
nonsupport and abandonment on the
part OF tho defendants
Henry overly. In his suit against
Pearl overly declares his wife has
told him that she made great mis-
take when she consented To their
marriage, and that she has refused.
since shortly after their marriage at
Hot Springs, Ark, March 10, 1919,
10 attend % her household duties,
Willie w. Favartto. In her suit for
legal separation from Leroy Favor
lite, alleges that since shortly after
their marriage In 1918. her husband
has refused TO support her She
states that she has been separated
from him op several occasions and
each time allowed him to return TO
her under tho promise that he would
contribute literally 10 her support.
but that he has failed TO keep his
promises until she believes he has
no Intention whatever OF, acting the
part OF husband.
3 Libbie Dysart states IN her petit
tion for divorce from John &. Dysart
that since six months after the mar
risse. he has treated the plaintiff
with utmost cruelty. compelling her
10 leave their home and reside with
her parents. She asks decree OF di-
vorce and the restoration OF her
maiden name, Llbble Thompson.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-30

Normand Mickey" has proven the
biggest acsietement Of Mabel Nor
mand's career. but the character. the
irresistible charm and appeal Of
Mickey la bigger than any movie
star There are several others who
might have played tho part and
Mickey" would stilI be the most
charming moving picture Tor years.
u has In It every element OF eN-
cellcnco and runs every gamut OF
human emotion. II makes Xqu laugh
and cry II thrills you lime and
again, and sends you away voting ~
ono Of the greatest pictures YOU
have ever seen
Mickey is going 10 play solid
weeks engagement at che Rialto
th"ater beginning next sunday. and
you'd better not miss IT, Mickey
'is ono ~ those rich movie treats
that come along only occasiona liy.
and whose appearance marks IA mile
stone IN the movie art Adv.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-30
STATE IS CLIMBING
BUT MUST DO MORE
official Loan Total l. Now Near Sih-
teen Nillion Dollars In VIC
tory Campaign.

OKLAHOMA CITY, Aprll 20. OF
fiCially Oklahoma has only sub
scribcd tIb,062.9l5 ~ u quota of
12S,dB2. 500 IN the Victory loan drive.
THIS is slower progress than had
been anticipated In view Of the fact
that many NJ tho counties went over
the top before volunteer day
Urgent messages have been sent
10 200 bahks and to chairmen Of
those counties which are still de-
llnauent urging prompt action In the
hope that oklahoma may conclude
her quo;n by Thursday Late TO-DAY
LOvc county announced unoftlclhHy
that II was over the top and that
an official detailed report would fol.
low immt dintely. This was record
work on tho part OF Love county,
which began Its campaign on April
2S at n great picnic at Marietta ana
went over In day
Up 10 o'clock this evening the
following counties In Oklahoma had
not gone over the top either otfichl
iy or unofficlafly
Adah, Beaver. blaine. Canadian,
Carter, Cimarron, Cherokee, craig,
Creek. Cotton, Delaware. Ellis, Harp
er. Haskell. Kay, Latimer. leflorc,
Lincoln, Logan. MoClain, Major,
Mares. MuskoEec, Okmulgce. Paw
nee, Payne. Pittshurr Pottawntomie,
Rogers, Seminole. Sequoyah. Texas.
Tulsa, Wagner. Washington. Woods,
Woodward. state headquarters had
expected that Tulsa and Muskogee
would be over today, but neither
quota had been reached
Official reports coming In show
that subscriptions are widespread
over the state and dozen counties
are on the verge OF reaching quotas.
Country hanks especially are slow To
send In their records OF bonds nh-
sorbed IN their communities and, al
though unofficially a total In excess
OF s2i 900, 900 has been reached. the
official list still shows approximate
~ $4,000 900. Two hundred delin-
auent banks have been wired by the
state director n. u. Graham and re-
sponses are expected tomorrow,
which It is hoped will bring the OF.
ficial quota to "A point In excess OF
100000, 600.
The race In the district between
Oklahoma and Kansas has been close
and dillgent work on tho part OF
committees and banks should shove
Oklahoma under the wire officially
In advance OF all other states,
"Oklahoma must meet hr obliea
tions In tho great emergency" said
Mr.. Graham. $50 why not finish the
lob now"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-30
PAGE ASKS ORLANDO
TO QUIET ITALIANS
American Ambassador calls on
Premier IN Rome aud Says Sit-
uniion Il Aggra,
HOPES TO BRING CHANGE
Orlando Expresses Hope Of Anchor
nting tondiiion---NnSs He Re
grcts Incidents ON Peace.

y, The NssO lated Prose
ROME, Apul 20 Thomas N''-
son Page, the Amcuutu Ambassador
visited Premier Orlando today the
two men had a friendly ronvctTt-
ton. In which tho ambassador cA6
pressed, regret al the situation lhai
had arisen
The Ambassador said hc thought
the situation had hr,n aggravated
by Italian newspaper 'illi'lhins
based on wrong Interpretation or
President Wilson's attitude. ana
added that All those Interested In
preserving good relations between
tho two countries Ehnuld do their
best to prevent such disturbing
factors from having play
Premier Orlando said no con
sidcred the situation serious but that
his desire was 10 amelluralo II and
restore calm. Tho premier said he
regretted tho incident had occurred
and had been much disturbed over
It,
Demonstration today In support
Of tho governments Etaud on tlr
AdriaiiC question eliminated In -
great mass meeting. convokcd 10y
Prince Colonnn, the mayor. on
Capital hlll The citizens adopted "a
resolution asking tho annexation Of
all territory given To Italy by the
treaty of London and also fiumc,
The resolution urged the government
to remember the '"sufforings and
hope OF Spalato and Trnu.
Tho hssemblagc took an solemn
oath TO remain united as the famous
Capltolin bell was rung. A pro-
ccssion afterward went To tho
Quirinal. whore tho king and queen
anpenrcd on the balcony OF the
palace. with them were soldicrs
who had been wounded during the
war. The crowd cheerod and cried
"Fiume --Dnlmatia."
President Wilson Is challenged by
the Giornalc d'ltalla to appeal To
his own parliament as Premier or
lando has done and TO show tho
world that his policy has not
unanimous support, like that given
tho italian premier. but that OF sim
ply a majority OF congress"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-30
Increases Ordered
in Bell Exchanges
Through Oklahoma

%, Ok l-AliOMA CITY, April 20 o-
Increases ranging from 20 To 60
per cent ON all Glasses OF scrN-
ICES arc ordered Elective May /,
IN 1873 exchanges Throughout okla
homa. according 10 notice filed
today with the stat" corporation
commission by the Southwestern
Bcll Telephone company An
analysts Of the new rate Is IN prog
rcss 10y the corporation committee,
oklahoma City and Tulsa are tho
only larger towns In the state not
affected by the new order.