Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-10-25
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RufHn is one Of President wilson's physi-
clans. But he doesn't appear to be treating
him ruff, however.
In Philadelphia real estate man. who al
ready had a wife, won another rich womans
promise to wed him because, as she told the
authorities after she had had him arrested, he
quoted the bible so beautifully. Boys, get up,
on the good book. 1t pays in more ways than
one. 1t will not only save your soul, but it
may help to win you the girl OF your heart.
report got abroad in Washington the 9TH
er day that the presidents mouth had been
paralyzed by stroke. little thing like that
wouldn't worry him. He would still have his
hands left
Four thousand people paid to see football
game in Rock Island Sunday. The cost OF liv-
ing may be rising, but evidently 1t does not
climb fast enough to interfere with most peo-
pies appetite for sport =.
Mrs Poore Is to become the bride Of an
Iowa postmaster. Pen your own pun, If you
have one in mind.
1t develops that 9 woman is leading one rof
the rebel bands in Mexico. They say she
knocks down her opponents with a smile.
Ignatz opines she must be initiating some of
her American sisters, those who are going
about these days wearing little aside from a
smile
Washington announces formation of an
army and navy club which is to have $4,000
600 home If Tavenner were on the job at
information as to some of the principal con-
tributors to the building fund.
Herrin. Ill, RepubAcans have endorsed.
Lowden for the presidential nomination. It,
is said his boosters have been fishing for this
boost for some time.
Aston the expatriate, is dead in England.
He left instructions to have his body cremated.
Those WAC watched his movement abroad after
he deserted the country that gave him birth
and fortune predicted warm finish for him.
Jane Adams says the slums Of New York
are worse than those Of Chicago. In other ,
words, Jane is still loyal Chicagoan.
Augie Duke has been sued for divorce
Roll your own.
Japanese physician says American girls j
love too much; that the violence of their emo |
lions tire them. Well, most of the girls do |
seem to be growing thin.
Two Chicago youths, who ran away from
home, lived IL days $1.S2. Here is an OPP
portunity for folks worried over the high cost
Of existence TO gather some interesting infor /
nation. Doubtless the boys could sell their
budget system for pretty penny
A beautifully blonde Chicago woman after
going out to dinner with an attractive stranger,
returned home with black eye and minus
$500 diamond ring. She told the police he
looked every inch a gentleman, and behaved /
like one until the hour of parting came. Which 1
further goes to prove that clothes and man
ners don't necessarily make the man.
In Chicago a man has been arrested for the
theft of $500, which he needed 10, purchase /
medicine for his wife. He'll probably go to
the penftentiary, while the other day pretty
vampire was acquitted Of a charge Of murder,
because she knew how to poutingly tell jury
of men that the man she killed had been I'M
faithful to her.
Two Chicagoans have just died from imbib-
ing wood alcohol. Another argument in favor
Of prohibition.
The salaried man, with a large family to
support, doesn't have to look for investments
They come to him.
There is great excitement over discovery
of man-eating fish. You've often seen a
man eating fish, haven't you?
Or. John N; Tut is Christian Science |.
lecturer. Well?
Thirty Kansas girls have resolved to wed
none but men who we're in the service during
the war That is. unless some desirable fell
lows who didn't happen to come along before
the ex-soldiers qualify.
From local ad Fine assortment of beau<1
tiful ladies' lingerie now on SALE
.
Georges Carpenter is to meet Dempsey.
We predict that Jack Will lick both of them
bs> easily as he disposed Of willard JessIike- |,
that.
One great advantage offered by autumn is
that spring cleaning is done in spring
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