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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
WANT ADS CLASSIFIED
Notices, Business Opportunities Locals, Lost, Found
For Rent Etc. Classified for Easy Reference
FOR SALE

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| FOR SALE
| For sALE--sieig bells. Phone
39sM
FOR SALE-Gas Heater, reasonable
Call 743-W.
| FOR SALE--All kinds OF insurance.
j. IL. Estes, GA Main St, Phone 604.
FOR SALE--A few fine young cock
erels. Rhode Island Reds. Phone
li0F5.
FOR SALE-1sls Chandler excellent
condition. Price s125o.o0. Sturgis
& storie.
FOR sALE-Modern room house.
basement. garnge.--Inquire 1908
Raley st.
! FOR SALE by owner. Z room house
good location, refinished inside and
out. Phone 2g0-J
FOR SALE-Modern bungalow with
one ace OF ground and pumping
plant. Phone 221-R.
FOR SALE--standard sewing ma
chine, chairs and tables. Mrs. Jesse
Failing. Failing Bldg.
| FOR SALE-Seyeral niue pieces OF
| resid.nce property. Also acre tracts
| VIM. Morrison. Phone 1908.
\ FOR SALE--Ford, ton worm drive
truck, in LIST class shape. This
Years model. Pendleton Auto Co.
TOOLS FOR SALE-Full kit Of car
penter tools. Keen Cutter Miter Box.
brand new. Lester Brown. General
Delivery. City.
FOR SALE-Buick six touring car.
Al condltion-seat covers and ex-
ira tire T. s. 6. Motor Co., Phone 4G.
zee Cottonwood.
THREE ROOM HOUSE and lot for
sale, Byers Park Addition, $500,
terms to suit. f. II. Mason, sos Lewis
ST.. or Woolen Mills.
FOR SALE,-Bran new modern
room bungalow with full basement.
Heating plant garage. etc. $1,000 cash
balance as rent. Phone 477.
FOR sALE---In any quantity, 100 tons
alfalfa hay, $25 per ton at stack. To-
Gated 2 IL miles west of Pendleton.
Address. Gritman Bros. Pendleton
oregon.
FOR SAL.E---Bfodern eight room
house. hot water heat. four lots,
garage. 225 Jane st. Pendleton, Nd
dress s. S. Butler, Spokane, so4 w.
Herman Ave.
FOR SALE--A snappy coupe, just the
thing for cold winter driving. A
bargain Is sold at once. Mclean & I
Snavely. Main ST. Opposite Hotel !
Pendleton. Phone 222.
200 ACRES-sO cultivated. balance /
timber pasture. Adapted 10 stock, :
grain. hay. Good soil. Natural drain
age. spring water. Horses, machinery. I
tools i-2 Of crop. Building Macadam d
road to Eugene, miles. $4,000 cash c
Federal loan $4,000. A. Ball. Route g.
Eugene. Ore. l.
Z.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
LEGAL BLANKS

Blank Deeds, Leases, Writs, Bill of
sales, vontracts. Subpoenas. Affidavtss
Complaints Summons, ETC., for safs az
East Oregonian Offfce.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15

BUILDERS AND CARPENTERS Of
Pendleton. here 's a chance to get
busy in warmer climate. We are
much in need OF medium price homes
in Warrenton, oregon. We will al
low n SSV0.JO discount on any num-
Der Of lots up to 25. IL YOU build
reasonably fair home on them and be-
gin within co days. and terms can be
had. Big demand for thcm. See 7.
j. Baldwin. Hotel Pendleton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15

LOST-3 mich cows and u calf with
muzzle, 1 light Jersey and 2 dark
Jersey with light line on back. All
dehorned. Finder please notify o. IL.
Hampton. Phone 1F4.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
BEAUTY SHOP

BE BEAUTfFIED at Miss Robb's
shop. Judd Bldg, Phone 1860.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
MONUMENTS

L MONTERASTEI4LI. MarbIs sna
Grant, works; write or arra1gs fos
interview for prices, styles, etc
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
NOTICES


The special called meeting will be
hold AZ called.
SANDY McLAIN, Sec.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
AUTO TOPS

AUTO TOPS ss
Ig YOU NEED a New Top or Cur.
tains for your crr, Bee Gadwa, 2o1
e. Court
AUTO TOPS and shoe repairing. 1i1
West Alta street. ~
AUTO TIRE SERVICE
WHEN IN TROUBLE call our Service
Car. We go anywhere. any time.
simpson Tire Service Co., Phone s51.
AUTO TIRES
PENNSYLVANIA Vacuum Cup. sD-
vsrtown Cords. Wallace Broa
ARCHITECT
RAYMOND W HATCH Architect
Phone 7ss. Rooms 8 ana .. De-
pain Bldg.
AUTO TRANSFER
eOR QUICK SERVICE. see Bud
Cornfieid. Phone 81 crescsnt Cigar
tore. Residence, Phone 104e.
AUTO REPAIRING
PERKINS & BEMENT, Automobile
Repairing. Ford, Chevrolet, Stude-
baker or any nnakeiof car. Service
car at any time. $40 Cottonwood.
Phone 20S.
AUTO WREcKiNG
GOODYEAR TIRE SERVICE-Good-
year tires and tubes, Monogram oils
and Bently & Rinehart, Alta
and Garden streets.
AUTO PAINTING
3Y &EN WITH YEARS of expert
ence. Motor Inn arage. T22 Cotton 4
wood. Ward A. Hoagland, Prop.
AUCTl0NEER
col, ". f. YONHKA--Auctionee
Call at sturgls &, Stories Implement /
VI, for sale dates.
AUTO ELECTRIC WORK I
- ~----~------------~->---- -~------~-
.Urro Electric Work of all kinds; /.
Magnetic, starter. ignition. etc, FL
ctric Servi' Station. Main & Water.
e repair 1nythlng electrical on
81 Eutom aiie VI. e. Chase Co.
ATTORNEYS +
& BYNON-Attorneys at Law.
15-l6-l7 Ee.ss building. over Bond /,
Bros Telephone 154. 4
iEoRGE W. CoUTTs. ATTORNEY q, e
Law. Room IT, Schmidt block
& sMYTHE, Attorneys at
Law. Office in rear OF American
ational Bank Building. ii
EE g. FEE. Attorneys at Law. Of
fees in Despair Building. In
: L. KEATOR, Attorney a. Law.
Room "a, Smith-Crawford Building
A. Lowell. attorney and counsel
lor at law. Office in Despair Bldg. !
A. NEWBERRY, Attorney at Law.
Smith-Crawford. Building.
ETERsoN. BISHOP & CLARK. at o
tOrneys All law R0oYnn 4 and c
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15

THREE KooM HOUSE and lot for
sale, Byers Park Addition. $500.
terms to suit. f. II. Mason, sos Lewis
St. or Wooden Mills.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
LAUNDRY
LUBRIcATInG OILS

MONOGRAM OiIs and Greases, AL
dealers, Eastern Oregon Warehouse
Matleek and Alta sts. r. G. Sullivan
Eastern Oregon Representative
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15

FOR SALE--Bran new modern 8
room bungalow with full basement.
Heating plant, garage. etc. $1,000 cash
balance as rent. Phone 477.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15

Ig YOU NEED a New Top or Cur.
tains for your csr. Bee Gadwa, 1o1
Z. Court
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15

TEACHERS
OF both grade and high schools will
find It to their advantage to inquire
regarding n proposal we have to mako
that VIII enable them to materially in
crease their incomes. Pleasant. dig
nified, educational work. No personal
solicitation required. Write
Pacific Extension Institute
SOC Panama Bldg. Portland. Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
AUTO WRECKING

GOODYEAR TIRE SERVICE-Good-
year tires and tubes, Monogram oils
and greases-Bently & Rinehart. Alta
and Garden streets.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
PLUMBING AND HEATING

pipe fitting. general plumbing sup-
plies ID. ID. Phelps, SIT e. Court
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
SHEET METAL WORKS
TAXI SERVICE

WHEN YoU NEED a taxi or tourina
car. call Goedecke. We go any
whore. anytime; al. new t>~.s: phone
t64: stand GIL Main 81
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15

FOR sALE-In any quantity, 100 tons
alfalfa hay, $25 per ton at stack. To-
Gated IL miles west of Pendleton.
Address Gritman Bros, Pendleton
oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
SECOND HAND DEALERS

v STRObLE. dealer In new and 500
ond hand goodz- Cash paid Tor
second hand goods. Cheapest pIacs
buy household goods. 40 + Court
Phone 2TIw.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
FARM LOANS

SNOW q LAYTON. 1T East Court ST.
Real Estate Fire Insurance Farm
Loans. See US .bout loan
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
SUITS TO MEASURE

EMIL BECK. the tailor. Hots' zen
dleton. Bldg. Phoae 1I0s
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15

carter & sMYTHE, Attorneys al
Law. Office in rear OF American
National Bank Building.
FEE G. FEE. Attorneys at Law. Of
fees in Despair Building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15

NEW ana attractive rugs made from
your old ingram and Brussel car
pets by the walla walla Fluff Rus
Co., lsS2 walla waila Ave. waIla
wslla. wash. Phone 1877. Ea
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
cHIROPRACT0R
CONTRACTORS & BUILDERS

PARKER & BANFIELD.a Designing
Engineering Constr ucting; 10 years
experience in concrete and brick con-
struction; Columbia bldg. Portland. Or
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-12-15
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Garage. Phone 1921
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
SUMMONS
In the Ninth Judicial District Court
of the State of Nevada In and
for White Pine County.

Gust Zaferis, Plaintiff, VS.. Della
Zaferis, Defendant.
The State of Nevada Sends Greet
ing to Said defendant, Della Zaferfs:
YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED
to appear within ten days after the
service upon you of this summons IL
served in said County or within TWEEN
.ty days If served out of said County
but within said Judicial District, and
in all other cases within forty days
exclusive of the day of service):
and defend the above entitled action,
This action is brought to ecove a
judgment d~issolving the contract of
marriage Cor bonds Of matrimony)
existing between you and the plain
tiff.
Dated this 21st day of November.
A. D. 1918.
(SEAL) r. d. OLDFIELD,
Clerk of the aforesaid Court.
]. NJ. LOCKHART.
Attorney for Plaintiff
First Publication Dec. 20. 1918
Last Publication Feb. "a. 1919.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
APPLICATION NO. 1852.
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State Of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
thirteenth day Of January, 1919, IN
accordance with Section SO, Chapter
lao, of the Statutes of 1918. one
James L. Richards. of Ely. County of
White Pine, and State of Nevada,
made application to the State Engi-
neer of Nevada for permission to ap-
propriate the public waters of the
State of Nevada. Such %appropria-
ton is to be made from Unnamed
Springs, located in SEA- SWA, Sec.
l. and SWA NWK, Sec. IL, T. % N,
R. "a E., M. d. B. & NJ, at a point
in the SEA- SWH, Sec. 1, T. 23 NJ,
R. 81 E., NJ. D. b. & M, by means of
bitches, and one cubic foot per sec
ond Is to be conveyed to parts of
SWA SWA, Sec. /, Sh Sc Ia, Sec.
2, and NY NEA. Sec. II, T. %. N,
R. 64E., M. D. B. & NJ, by means
of bitches. and there used for irriga-
ton and domestic purposes. from
April LIST until October 31st of each
year. Water not to be returned to
stream.
First publication January 16, 1919.
Last publication February "a, 1919.
SEYMOUR CASE,
State Engineer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
Cable the Peace Conference

Americas prestige is at stake In
the coming Victory Liberty Loan. The
eyes of the world are fixed upon US.
The nations of the world are going to
rate us on this last effort. 1t is right
that they should Judge us. not by
what we do In the heat Of the strug-
gle. but by our condition after the
tight.
One of the best guarantees of world
peace for years to come would be the
successful flotation of the Victory Lib
erty Loan for five or six billion dol
lars. Even a combination of powers
inclined to start another war would
hesitate in the face of such a display
of tremendous national strength.
Every man who buys a Victory Lib
erty Bond next April. moreover. will
be adding to the determination with
which America speaks at the Peace
Conference. There are undoubtedly
going to be many moments during that
Conference when every whit of the
power of the United States will be
needed to shape into actualities those
ideals for which we entered the world
struggle.
Let the cables carry into the Quai
d'Orsay this message:
America has oversubscribed her
Fifth Liberty Loan by more than q
hulion dollars"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
APPLICATION 1923.
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
Of the State Of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
27th day Of November, 1918, in ac-
cordance with Section SO, Chapter
40. of the Statutes of 1918, one w.
A. Moore, of Strawberry. County Of
White Pine, and State of Nevada,
made application to the State Engi-
nees of Nevada for Permission to ap-
propriate the public waters of the
State of Nevada. Such appropriation
is to be made from Woodchuck
Spring, at a point which bears S. SO
deg. Is min. E. 10000 feet from the
s.. w. Corner of Sec. 81, T. % N,
r. 81 E, NJ. ID. b. & M, by means
of development. and 0.25 cubic foot
per second is to be conveyed to a
point within 100 feet of spring, by
means of pipes and troughs, and
there used for stock watering and
domestic purposes. Water not to be
returned to stream.
SEYMOUR CASE,
State Engineer.
First publication January 10, 1919
Last publication February 16, 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23

OF this, shall we hesitate for q moment
to respond to the last call--the Victory
Liberty Loan-when we can do so by
pledging our credit, perhaps with some
little personal inconvenience, sacrifice
or small discomfort?
The blood OF the young manhood of
America is not now required. That
was generously given before the armi-
stice was signed, and now VIC may give
thanks that no more will be taken.
The credit and good faith Of our
country is at stake. We have won the
war, and the cost is small compared
with what has been won. The men OF
the West with red blood in their veins
will not Iced to be appealed to. because
they will subscribe to this last call of
the Government as ungrudgingly as
they did in the past. There are others,
however, who may not be so keenly and
conscientiously alive to the duty of re
spending to the Nations call. and 1t is
to those that the women must direct
their most untiring efforts.
This last call is truly a Victory Loan.
What greater pride can men and wo-
men experience than In contributing
to TT A Victory Bond will be worth
more than Its price expressed in dol
lars. Every n will be n badge testi'
flying that the holder has helped his
country to fulfill It's pledge to those
who have been spared as well as those
who have made the supreme sacrifice
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
WHO SAYS IT?

Slogging through the mud Of
France,
Camping In the rain;
Hiking In a frozen trance
Down some German plain;
Fall ~in."-hear the sergeant yell,
Far from home and clover;
Tell me, who the bally hell
Said the war was over?"
Chow for breaafast-slum for
noon
Who says men are free
While the bugler's foolish tune
Pipes the reveille?
Right dress!"-hear the sergeant
From Mainz ACROSS to Dover;
Tell me who the hell 1t wuz
SAID the war was over"
Cleaning up q mass of wire,
Stained with clotted blood
Where the big trucks bog and mire
In the winter mud;
Full OF filth and feas and fuzz-
Cannoneer and drover,
Tell me who the fat-head wux
Said the war was over?"
-Grantland Rice.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
Potato Bugs Are Busy Creatures

On an autumn evening a group of
Minnesota farmers sat around the
fire in the general store and COM
planned of the potato bugs ravages.
THE pests ate my whole potato
crop In two weeks. SAID one farmer.
They ate my crop In two days."
said a second farmer, and then they
roasted on the trees to see if I'd
plant more"
A traveller for a seed house cleared
his throat. Gents" he said, all
that's very remarkable. Let me tell
you, though, what ] saw in our own
store. / saw a couple of potato bugs
examining the books about a week
before planting time to see who had
bought eed."-Edenburgh Scots
man.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
THINK STRAIGHT

This is a time for straight thinking.
Make sure the other fellow is not talk
ing drivel. Analyze his thought, don't
follow 1t. He may be suffering with
p~hraseologic hemorrhage. II Is cpl
demic nowadays like influenza and
much more serious.
For instance In regard to the Vic
tory Liberty Loan and these fellows
who thumb their vests. frown wisely.
and say Let the banks do II. They
are bursting with money. They are
talking drivel. II sounds fine but 1t
isn't good sense. Nor Is 1t good
economies. which amounts to the same
thing.
II the government thought 1t was
wise to "let the banks do It," the gov
eminent would let them do II. There
would be no Victory Liberty Loan In
the popular sense. But the govern
ment knows better than 70 let the
banks do Il.
This IL the period of reconstruction
right now. 1t IL a period Of many
possibilities economically. One posi-
bility IL Industrial depression One
preventative Of Industrial depression
y plenty Of money at favorable rates
Of interest to stimulate private enter
prise. That means Dur banks must
not be clogged with government 50
curides. It means that we can't A.
ford to "let the banks do It." The
people must do lido 1t from their
earnings, present and future.
Think straight.
Support the Victory Liberty Loan.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
LEGAL NOTICES
NO. 5s22.
Notice of Application for Permission
; Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
9th day of November, 1918, in ac-
cordance with Section SO, Chapter
40, of the Statutes. of 1918, n w.
A. Moore, of Strawberry, County OF
White Pine, and State Of Nevada,
made application to the State Engi-
neer of Nevada for permission to APP
propriate the puolic waters of the
state of Nevada. Such appropriation
is to be made from Mouth of Eourne
Tunnel, at a point $3.50 feet west OF
n corner on South Boundary of Sec.
80, T. "a N. R. 81 E., M. D. b. &
NJ, by means Of ponds, and 0.25
cubic foot per second is to be con-
veyed to a point within 100 feet from
mouth OF tunnel, by means of
troughs and ponds, and there used
for stock watering and domestic pur-
poses. Water not to i.e returned to
stream.
SEYMOUR CASE,
State Engineer.
First publication January 10, 1919
Last publication February 16, 1913
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
Completely Lost.

rhe original A. e. F. joke was the
one which described the American
negro meeting his Algerian brother
and accusing him Of having forgot
ten his language. Here is a
variant on 1t.
A member of a stevedore COM
pany. after attempting TO converse
with an Algerian. entered his bar
racks.
"Heah, you felles. Outside All
done got a niger who doan know
who he is or where he's from. done
think I was lost in France. but dis
boy done got sunk widout a trace
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
As q Gentleman.

Little brother accompanied his
mamma on a visit to some friends in
Chicago and included in the enter
tainment of the visitor was a lunch
con at one of the fashionable cafes,
Little brother was taken along be-
cause there was no place to check
him.
Now, brother" said mamma,
you see the beautiful place and all
these lovely ladies-you are to be
very polite and act Just like your
father would II he was here"
Well" said brother, Il guess I'll
take a cigarette" = Indianapolis
News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE OF SALE OF PROPERTY
Belonging to White Pine County,
State Of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that at a
I regular meeting of the Board of
County Commissioners of White Pine
County, State of Nevada, held on the
fourteenth day of February. 1919, IL
was duly resolved by said board to
sell to the highest bidder or bidders
for cash the hereinafter described
property o held and owned by said
County of White Pine, State of Me-
vada, said property having been ac-
CURED by said county at a delinquent
tax sale heretofore held in said coun-
ty, the taxable valuation of said prop
erty being less than five hundred dol
lars.
A seven-thirtieth (7-30) interest
in the Buckhorn patented mining
claim. patent number 3s. and
A seven-thirtieth (7-30) interest
in the Bluebell patented mining
claim. patent number 80, both claims
located in the Silver Canyon Mining
District, White Pine County, Ne
|vada.
Pursuant to said resolution the
county treasurer of White Pine coun-
ty on the eighth day of March, 1919.
between the hours of 8 o'clock a. N.
and five O'Clock p. M. to-wit, at ten
O'Clock a. m, of said day, will sell
at the front door of the court house
in the City of Ely, county of White
Pine, State of Nevada, all the right,
title and interest of said county Of
White Pine, state of Nevada. in and
to the parcel or lot of property above
described. and every part thereof, to
the highest and best bidder for cash.
lawful money of the United States of
America.
THOS. A. BATH,
County Treasurer in and for the
County of White Pine, Nevada
First publication February 16, 1919
LAST publication March 2. 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23

To the boy
Copyright 1919
I have no wish, my little lad.
To climb the towering heights of
fame.
l am content TO be your dad
And share with you each pleasant
i am content to hold your hand
And walk along LIES path with
you,
And talk of things we understand
The birds and trees and skies of
blue.
Though some may seek the smiles OF
kings,
For me your daughters Joy
enough;
/ have no wish to claim the things
Which lure 'men into pathways
rough.
I'm happiest when you and
0IllliHului VI bit bitt'i Shi'os
Together watch the clouds drift by
Or follow boyhood's thoroughfares.
I crave m more OF life than this:
Continuance of such a trust!
Your smile what'er the morning Is.
Until my clay returns to dust.
If but this comradeship may last
Until | end my earthly task
Your hands and mine by love held
fast.
Fame has no charm for which I'd
ask.
] would no' trade one day with you
To wear the purple robes of power.
Nor a~oo ronr hand from mine 10 dc
Some ercet deed in a selfish hour
For vou have brought me JOY serone
And, ada nv soul sunremely clad.
For life ro9arded have been
'Twes ~ worth while to be vow
' Edward A. Guest.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
Love and Respect

The Sunday school teacher was ex-
planning the difference between love
and respect. She told the little ones
about how their love for their par
ents was natural, and their respect
the result of teaching and experience.
And she asked some questions OF
one bright lad, with the following
good results:
Robert, why do you love your
father"
because he's my father, and be-
cause he's good to me"
"And why do you respect him?'
Because he could lick me with
one hand tied behind him."--Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
Never Heard of Mr.. synonym.

Have YOU any worthwhile books
In here9" asked the superior person.
I'VE have thousands OF volumes,
sir" replied the clerk. I'm sure
there ia something In our stock 10
snit tho most exaeting taste. What
d. YOU reaulre?"
II want q book on synonyms"
Just a moment. sir, until ! speak
to the boss. l don't believe we have
any of-er- synonyms works.
Edinburgh Scotsman.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1919-02-23
Knew Her Since the Flood

How long have you known this
womanf" asked Alfred Henry, a law.
yer, In a divorce suit at Marion, of q
witness. called to prove the residence
of the applicant.
We'll, ever since about the time
of the flood" was the response.
Smiles o~verspread oountenances in
the court room.
DO you mean" pursued the law
yer. /" the deluge with which Noah
was concerned?
"Oh, no. no. the flood OF 1913"
responded the embarrassed witness
Indianapolis News.