davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
Hubble Was Right.

"Albert, Is that furnace gOing?'
asked wife. as her husband emerged
grimlly from lower depths.
"Sure, it's goin'," responded Albert.
A short time later wife had her say.
"Albert Pennyroyal Jones, you said
that furnace was going and this regis
ter is perfectly cold"
II know It," said Albert. sheepishly.
-T meant II was-er-goin' out"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
To Love Life.

Is it a sin to love life? Not a sin
exactly, but a mistake. 1t is sin to
love some life, a mistake to love the
rest. Because that love is lost. All
that is lavished on it is lost. Christ
does not say il is wrong to love life.
He simply says it is loss. Each man
has only a certain amount of life, of
time, of attention. definite, measur-
able quantity. If he gives any of it to
this life solely. it is wasted. There
fore, Christ says. hate life, limit life,
lest you steal your love for it from
something that deserves it more.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
HOME IS NOT FOR ENJOYS
Would House German Delegates
to Paris.

. Paris, April IA report has been
widely circulated that house at Yer
saiIles owned by Miss Anne Morgan,
daughter of the late J. Pierpont Nor
gan, was to be occupied by German
delegates to the peace conference.
Miss Mirgan has written the Intran-
sigeant, saying ANever shall my house
serve to lodge a German delegate"
The building now is being used as a
hospital.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
KIDNEYS WEAKENING?
BETTER LOOK OUT!

Kidney and bladder troubles don't
disappear of themselves. They grow
upon you. slowly but steadily. UNDER
mining your health with deadly GER
tainty, until you fall victim to in
curable disease.
Stop your troubles while there is
time. Don't wait until little pains be-
come big aches. Don't trine with dis
ease. To avoid future suffering begin
treatment with GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem Oil Capsules now. Take three or
four every day until you feel that you
are entirely free from pain. t4s
This well-known preparation has been
one Of the national remedies of Hol-
land for centuries. In 1906 the govern
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
Rich but Wild.

Secretary Carter Glass was talking
about a wild region where oil had
been struck.
"A tenderfoot from New York" he
said, visited the region to prospect. He
put up at the Planters Arms, a part
wood and part-fanvas hotel, and, as
his bed was being made up he said to
the landlord nervously:
- trust this is a-er-a-law-abid
ing community
.'The landlord took a chew of to
bacco.
wall, stranger he said, it's {
lynch-law abidin' community"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
What Was 1t?

The orderly officer had his eagle eye
on the mornings rations.
amy colnplaints?" he inquired OF
the long table of occupants.
Private Jones rose slowly.
"Just taste this, SIR he said. pre-
senting can of liquid.
'Very excellent soup" stated the Of
ficer at length.
''Yes, sir. But the corporal calls ii
tea; the cook gave it out as. coffee,
and now I've found scrubbing brush
at the bottom of the dixie."-London
Answers
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
Showing Herself.

At Washington reception a lady
said to Senator Nelson in a shocked
voice:
Look Mt that Cortlandt Bleecker
girl. l never saw such a decollete
transparent stockings. I'm astonished,
for l always thought her a very quiet
creature"
Perhaps" laughed Senator Nelson,
'she's the sort that believes in the old
saying thnt young girls should be seen
and not heard"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
Ahsnrhinn the Bible.

Reading Gods Word is one thing
to look at it in the right light is an-
other. 1t is like this: A man may
see the figures on the dial, but he can
not tell how the day goes unless the
sun shines on the dial. So, also, is
reading the Bible-unless the spirit
shines within our hearts it is likely
that we will not get the correct inter
probation.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
Not Enouuh Time,

Pahson Brown was stopped on the
street by Sistah Jackson, one of his
flock.
.'0h, Pahson Brown, I's done been
so misfortunate dis week. Use done
los NAH husban'"
--Shoh, now dat am too bad, Sistah
jackson; but you must try to beah
up Time am de great healer, you
know"
Yes, Pahson, but six months amt
a-goin' TO cure dat man OBJ mine. He
amt sick. The jedge said he was jest
trifiin.'"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
His Rule.

At school No. 10, the children are
working enthusiastically in the modern
health crusade and in their art classes
are making health posters. One little
fellow, after finishing a poster show
ing mounted knight in all his glory,
wrote beneath it: IF you will keep
all the health crusade rules you will
be him" Indianapolis News.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
Decadent Times.

so there are still few old-fash-
ioned cowboys out WestT'
you would think so, TO see their
craftsmanship. | saw one take a six
shooter and bounce q tin can along as
easily as you would do it with a walk
ing stick
Surely you don't mean to tell me a
cowboy puts notch on the handle of
his gun for a performance like that?''
Birmingham Age-HeraId.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18


Dor conditions, the Treatment of ma
tives the white slave traffic, the opium
traffic, the arms traffic with unctvil-
lied and semi-civilized countries,
transit and trade conditions, public
health and Red Cross societies.
1.-THE league is recognized as the
central body interested in co-ordinat-
ing and assisting international activf-
ties generally.
'S-Amendments to the covenant sre-
quire the approval of all the states
on the council and a simple major
ity of those in the assembly. States
which signify their dissent from
amendments thus approved are not
bound by them. but, in this case, cease
to be members of the league"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
Texas OIL! Texas OIL! Texas OIL!

LIVE AGENTS WANTED for one of the
best propositions on the market In the
Texas on Fields. The opportunity Is nat
urally limited. Write for contract.
Mr.. Investor: Write for prospectus;
your opportunity.
TEX-O-MEX OIL AND INVESTMENT
ASSN. Box 1856, Fort Worth, Texas.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
B0SCHEE'S SYRUP

will quiet your cough. soOthe the in
fiammation of sore throat and lungs,
stop irritation in the bronchial tubes.
insuring a good nights rest, free from
coughing and with easy expectoration
in the morning. Made and sold in
America for fifty-two years. A won
derful prescription, assisting Nature in
building up your general health and
throwing off the disease. Especially
useful in lung trouble, asthma, Group,
bronchitis, etc. For sale in all civil
tied countries.-Adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
HUNS PAYING THE FIDDLER
Alfred Army of Occupation Costs Ger.
mans $27, 900, 900 Month,
Berlin Says.

Berlin, April 14.-The i:nperia
treasury is paying an average 81
1O9,OOOOOO marks (S27, ,OOO,OOO) month
Iy to maintain the armies of 1ccupa
ton, it was announced here.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
cuticura Comforts sabv,s skin

SNeiSuId OOHllOIbS 0aby 0Nii
When red, rough and itching with hot
baths Of Cuticura Soap and touches of
Cuticura Ointment. Also make use
now and then of that exquisitely scent
ed dusting powder, Cuticura Talcum,
one of the indispensable Cuticura
Toilet Trio.-AdV.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
MYstIfYina aAds."

A city advertisement was headed !:
Two sisters want washing" So do
n good many brothers. Another ad-
vertisement was: "wanted-a boy to
sandpaper."
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
east Touch of Faith.

There are, trembling in the hand of
God, ready ro fall into our hands, all
the gifts we wnnt-only waiting for
the least touch of faith.-The Bishop
of London.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18

Just say to your grocer Red Gross
Ball Blue when buying bluing. You
will be more than repaid by the re-
suits. Once tried always used. &c.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
SOLDIERS ROB GIRLS
Women Are Held Up in Streets OF
Budapest.
Earrings Torn From Their Ears
Famine Near Under Rule of
the Soviet.

Amsterdam, April 14.-Plundering
has followed in the wake of the soviet
government at Budapest, according to
a dozen Dutchmen who fed from the
Hungarian capital and are now at
Oldensaal.
Two soldiers held up women in the
street and tore the earrings from their
ears.
Food is very scarce and the lack of
it has made the people entirely indif-
ferent to political developments. The
government is Issuing salt in quarter
pound lots and portions of flour month
ly. Milk, butter and fats are unob-
tainable except secretly. Sugar is SELL
ing for 81 a pound. ii
The bolshevists are demanding an
iron rule, but Bella Kun, the soviet
leader, is inclined to await the for1na-
tion of a larger army before attempt
ing to struggle with any of the dis
putantS.
Bella Kun is charging the Roumani-
ans with abducting his family from
Hungary.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18

Natures efforts to purity the system need
help in Spring. Wright's Indian Vegetable
Pills Natures first aid in elimina ting
mpurities.-adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
Poison Bottle Warninn.

To distinguish bottles containing
poisons in the dark sandpaper band
to encircle them with an opening for
their labels has been invented.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18

-I'll acknowledge that the judge is
better looking man than any mem
Der of the jury, but her fate lies in the
hands of the jury. y.'-Birmingham Age
Herald.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
EIR s
m DCnua eFe
.a .E..' ,DvANS 2ns CO. e:

worst can he attributed to the tnfiu-
ence of woman.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18

infections or fnfammations of the -Fvea
whether from external or Internal cauSss
are promptly healed by the use OF Roman
Eye Balsain at night upon retiring Adv
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18

AS the political pot begins to boil
some of the top-waters will boil over.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18

Are you a success. or can your wife
tell if you're telling the truth or not?
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18

A girl often discovers that the man
after her own heart doesn't want it.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
Found IL Aiu1.

Found II High.
How did you find the medicine
prescribed for you yesterday"
Rather expensive, doctor"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
Misdirected Smiles.

Cant anything be done to prevent
the fair defendant from smiling at the
judge?'
I'm afraid not. She's either a born
cOquette or she isn't familiar with
court procedure"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18

Some men mistake gall for ability.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18

It's getting so now II costs as mzIlr
to maintain an automobile as a baby
carriage.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
" What Christ's' Resurrection
Guarantees to Us q Cor. 15).

Guarantees to Us Il Cor. 15).
1. The integrity of the Scriptures
wv. 3, ~. The Old Testament Scrip
resurrection of Christ Chrfst's resur-
rection gave the seal of authorization
to them. Christ rebuked the disciples
on the way to Emmaus for their dis
belief of the Scriptures concerning the
resurrection Ouke "a 1926.
2. The reality of the divine person
(Rom. 1 AZ. Jesus claimed to be one
with the Father. He predicted his
coming forth from the dead Matt.
16: Ply. He declared that no one
could take his life from him. He had
power to lay his life down and take
it up again John 10:15-1S). He died
because he willed TO do so. The life
which he laid down must be resumed
at the completion of his sacriicial
work. His coming forth from the
grave proved that he was what he had
claimed to be.
8. The sufiiciency of Christ's atom
ing sacrifice (Rom. 4:25). On the
Cross SLTlSt eACidllneu, II Is ullSlcu.
BY the resurrection God declared to
the universe that an adequate remedy
for sin had been provided. The resur
rection of Christ is Gods certificate
that an adequate sacrifice has been
provided for sin.
4. Our life and Immortality Il Cor
10 :2O). He is the first fruits of them
that slept Because I live We shall
live ALSO" The guarantee that man ir
the integrity of his being spirit, soul
and body shall live again is furnished
us in Christ's death and resurrection
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
LESSON FOR APRIL 20
THE RISEN LORD.

LESSON TEXT-Matthew 2S:1-10.
GOLDEN TEXT-He is risen, as he
sald.-Matthew 2S:6
ADDlTlCINAL MATERI- "a; 1
Corinthians Is.
PRIMARY TOPIC-An angel tells about
the resurrection of Jesus.
JUNIOR TOPIC-The story of an empty
tomb.
INTERMEDIATE ToPIc-The living
Christ
SENIOR AND ADULT ToPIC-The
meaning of Christ's resurrection
!. The Visit of the Women to the
sepuIcher (28:D.
They came early to see the sepulcher.
Their zeal and love exceeded that of
even Peter, James and John "Wom-
en- were last at the cross and first at
the tomb''
IL. The Earthquake (2S ~.
This occurred when the glorious an
gel descended to roll the stone away
from the tomb. This work of the an
gel was not to allow Jesus to escape
but to show that the tomb was empty.
Christ needed not the help of a gIo-
rious angel, for he was raised up by
his own power as the seal of his atom
ing work upon the cross. The open
tomb and the angel sitting upon the
stone with calm dignity is picture
OF Gods triumph over the devil. and
the terror of the keepers is a sample
of what all of Christ's enemies shall
one day experience when he comes in
glory to reign as king.
III. The Angels Message to the
Women (2S so.
1. Fear not" (v. 81. While the enc.
mics have occasion to fear, those who
love the Lord receive good news from
the empty tomb. The Lord win not
long leave those who follow him, in
suspense and dread. The empty tomb
puts an end to all doubts and fears
It is the proof that the question OF
sin is dealt with and that God is salts
fed, carrying with it the assurance OF
eternal victory.
2. Come see" ". g.. The ange
said that the Lord had risen, and il
vited the women to see the place where
he lay.
3. Come quickly" ". y. The WON
en- must see for themselves and theI
go tell the message, Experience mus
precede testimony. They were to e,
quickly to the disciples with th'
blessed message. with the assurance
that the Lord would go before ant
meet them.
~. Jesus Meets the Women
(2S :S-10).
The women rendered instant Ohedi
| ence and We're running to bring wort
to the disciples. Jesus met them o.
the way. Those who have an expert
mental knowledge of Christ shoul
| speedily go to tell others of it. To al
such the Lord will appear and brin
low
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18
IMPROVED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL
SUNDESQlOOL
LESSON

(By REV. P. B. FITZwATER, D. D.,
Teacher of English Bible in the Moody
Bible Institute of Chicago)
tCopyright. 1919. by Western Newspaper Union J
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18

Many a picture illustrates the story
of the artists hard luck.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18

Lord Never Forgets.
1.-THE Lord never forgets anyone hc
cause he is little"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-04-18

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that II
signature o LxEzZIZu
In Use for Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-09
EXPECTS FLAGS
TOBE DEPOSITED
Adjutant General Prepares
For Display of Standards
of the German War

Adjutant Gen
eral Frank ID.
Beary is getting
ready for display
of the battle flags
of the Pennsyl-
vania regiments
in the war with
Germany and the
standards carried
by the National
Guard regiments
in MexipaD bOr-
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-09
Plans For Second Annual
Rose Show to Be Held in
June Now Are Complete

Plans for the second annual rose
show have been finally completed at
the regular monthly meeting of the
Womans Advisory Board of the Y.
M. c. A. The members of the board
are very enthusiastic at the outlook
for the coming show and the various
committees have all their arrange
ments we'll in hand.
All nearby towns were urged to
send roses for competition, there
being no limit as to distance, so long
as flowers arrive in good candition.
Already there are indications of
large display from Carlisle, Mid
dletown, Mechanicsburg and Camp
Hill, and no doubt there will be
many other towns that will be wei
represented at the show.
The fact that only amateurs are
allowed to compete has been an in
centive to every owner of a rose
bush to send at least one bloom to
the show. First, second and third
awards will be given for the best in
dividual pink, white, yellow and red
bloom of either the tea, hybrid tea,
or hybrid perpetual classes. This
there will be fourteen classes
of roses that can be entered for COM
petition. four more than last year,
and varying from a single bloom iii
vase to basketful, and each
class will receive three awards
first. second and third.
While the date of the show cam
not be definitely set until the week
previous to the event, it is likely
that it will occur about the second
or third week in June, depending
on weather conditions.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-09
Annual "May Fair" Is
Drawing Many to St. Paul's S

The annual May fair now in prog
ress at st. Paul's Baptist Church is
largely attended and bids fair to
surpass that of last year in interest
and receipts.
The concert of the opening night
was all that could be desired. No
stranger was on the program, it be-
ing "home-talent night" and the
reputation of the musical ability of
Harrisburg was easily sustained.
Miss Mary Lewis, of Zion Baptist
Church; Miss Jennie Cooper, of
Bethel A. M. f. Church; Mrs. II. B.
Hail. Mrs. Bertha Baker and Mrs.
Martha Williams, of st. Paul's
Baptist Church, were the star per-
formers. The choir Of st. Paul's
Baptist under the direction of Prof.
B. II. Baker was in excellent form
and maintained its reputation of be-
ing one of the best choirs in the
city. A most pleasant social even
ing was spent
Tonight the children of all col
ored churches will be the attrac-
ton. Children's night is always re-
garded as the most popular night
at the fair.
The fair continues next week,
opening with Living Pictures" on
Monday evening.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-09
Rife Club Will Open
Season With Big Shoot

The Harrisburg Rifle Club will be-
gin tomorrow the first lap of the
biggest shooting program arranged
since its organization in 1916. The
big range of the club is rapidly be-
ing put in shape for the summer
events, and this year promises to be
banner one in the annals of the
local club as well as in all the other
clubs of the State.
The closing of the war has en-
abled the War Department to de-
vote more attention to the civilian
rifieman, such as releasing for his
use, arms, ammunition and other
shooting supplies and this fact, coup
led with the return of many of the
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-09
Don't Spoil a Good Meal
With a Bad Stomach

II a physician. a specialist in stom-
ach diseases, came to you and said: II
will fix up that miserable, worn out
stomach for you or money back
II will make it as good as new so
you will not suffer from any distress
and can eat what you want without
fnar or suffering. or money back
would you turn down his offer?''
And when you are offered Mi-o-na
stomach tablets, made from a pre-
scription better than many of the
stomach specialists know how TO
write, are you going to be narrow
minded and continue to suffer from
Indigestion, or are you going to be-
fair to yourself and try Mi-o-na on
the money back agreement
Mi-o-na stomach tablets are offered
to you on this basis, that if they do
not put your stomach into such good
shape that there is no dizziness. sour
stomach, biliousness. sick headache,
and stomach distress, your money
will lie returned. For sale by H. c.
Kennedy and all leading druggists.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-09

der service and when they went to
Camp Hancock in the rotunda of the
Capitol.
Cases similar to those which en-
close the Civil and Spanish wars
flags have been ordered and at the
next meeting of the State Board of
Public Grounds and Buildings the
inches will be designated. They will
probably be on the second floor as
the first floor inches are taken up
with flags of earlier wars.
1t is the plan of the Adjutant
General to have an elaborate cere-
mony when the flags are turned over
to the State in accordance with the
orders of the War Department.
Named to Place.. X. Stear, of
New Brighton, who is just out of
the United States Army, has been
named to take charge of the eX-
pertinent station of the Department
of Agriculture at Chambersburg. He
was formerly in the Ohio station at
Columbus. Zoologist ]. X. Sanders
has named him to specialize in fruit.
Governor Away-Governor Sproul
is in Washington, but will spend the
weekend in Philadelphwia.
Must Make Reparation-The Pub
llC IOcTNICe lldS VI
the Pennsylvania Railroad to make
reparation to the Thatcher Manufac-
turing company for overcharges for
hauling glass sand from Mapleton to
Kane.
Will Open Bids-The bids for fur
nishing supplies to the State gov
ernment for two years will be open
ed at the Governors office next
| Tuesday The letting is to be one
of the largest ever known.
Board to Mcct-The State Com
pensation Board will sit here Tues
day of next week.
Visited UnivcrSity-The Senate ap-
propriations committee visited the
University of Pennsylvania yester-
day on the biennial inspection tour.
May Act Tucsday-It is possible
that the House municipal corpora
ton committee will act on the Phila-
delphia charter bills on Tuesday.
Wheat Crop Finc-The early May
reports on the wheat crop are still
excellent. The crop will run over
34.00O,00O bushels it is believed.
Judge johnson - Judge Isaac
johnson, of Media, was here in re-
gard to Board of Charities legisla-
ton.
Three ScssiOns-There will he
sessions on three days next week.
The Legislature will go to Ph:ladel-
phia on the morning of Thursday.
Arrests For Violations - State
game protectors have caused several
arrests for violation of game laws
in the vicinity of West Chester.
These arrests followed disregard of
many warnings.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-09
GOVERNOR TO
PRESENT MEDAL
TO GEN. MUIR
Virtually the Whole Twenty
Eighth Division Will Pa
rade in Philadelphia
Bu Associated Press.

Philadelphia, May 9.-Further de-
tails for the reception next Thurs
day to the Twenty-eighth division
are arranged to-day. With the ex-
ception of the 56th infantry brigade,
which has been dem obilized, but
many of whose members will parti-
cipate. virtually the whole division
will parade under the command of
Major General Charles II. Muir.
The parade will start at 10 a. m.
and will be reviewed at Indepen-
dence Hall by Governor Sproul and
Mayor Smith. The members of the
Legislature, heads of State depart
ments and members of councils will
also be on stands in front of the his
toric hall. The Liberty Bell will be
on the sidewalk and the Iron Divi-