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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-06-10
Try THESE.

Save Your Back-The flat pieces
can be put drought the wringer by
folding through the center and hung
up. That way they do not need iron
ing, as they are very smooth and very
white. Before washing, all clothes
should be "set to boil' in cold water.
Every woman should own and operate
the best washing machine she can af-
ford. In removing clothes from the
line much trouble will be saved if
they are pulled into shape and folded
smoothly.
Mush with Sausage-One pound
sausage, two quarts boiling water salt
to taste, thicken with corn meal. Cook
two hours. When cold slice and fry
brown.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-06-10
Trinity Lutheran Classes
Hold Reunion At Church

The Rev. NJ. L. Baum, of Dayton, o.,
delivered an address at a reunion Of
all the classes of the Trinity English
Lutheran church Sunday evening. A
quintette, composed of Marie Deuker,
Mrs. Ada zimmerman, Miss Marguerite
Deuker, Louis Stauber and Charles
Drifmeyer sang several vocal selec-
tions.
Light refreshments were served and
social hour was enjoyed
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-06-10
BRANDEIs GOING ABROAD

WASHINGTON, June 10-Justice
Brandeis left today for New York to
sail for Palestine to be gone most Of
the summer The trip, he said today,
is for a vacation and is not of an Off
cial character.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-06-10
COT COOP RESULTS

This honest, straight forward letter
IRON a woman who has suffered should
he needed by all afflicted with back
ache, rheumatic pains, sore muscles,
awful tired feeling and other symptoms
of kidney and bladder trouble: Il have
got such good results from Foley Kid
ney Pills that I can sleep much better
and the pain in my back and sides is
Ia good lot better. I am going to keep
on taking them" Mrs. Chas. Gray. 270
G. Luken & Co.-Ady.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-06-10
JACOB STINGER DIES

OXFORD, O., June 10.-Jacob w.
Singer, aged 80 years, a well known
farmer living south of town, died yes
terday of a complication of diseases.
The funeral will take place tomorrow,
with interment in the Darrtown Gem
etery.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-06-10
"Charge 1t, Please

To most of US, on more than one oc-
casion, the sweetest words of tongue
or pen have been charge it, please"
What a convenience to charge it,
when Cash in hand" is low, the bank
account temporarily subnormal, or
you haven't your check book with you.
What a satisfaction to shop where
you're known-Where your word is
as good as your bond = where
charge i" means Il promise to pay"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-06-10

Dear Mrs. Thompson: When | was
eighteen / married against my par
ents' wishes. We lived on farm in
the outskirts of town. did not have
as gay life as city girls, and SO when
a young man from the city met me
and made love to me l gave him my
love.
My father has the reputation of
being a well-to-do farmer. Now l am
sure that my husband married me be-
cause he thought he would get money
through me. AS soon as he found
l would not ask my father for money
he became unkind to me- l have two
little children and for their sake have
tried to stay with my husband. He
is lazy and does not earn money
enough to take care of us. At meals
he scolds because we do not have good
things to eat, but he will not provide
money to buy food. Lately he has
been striking me when he is in an
ugly mood.
Ny father has said he will take me
home with the children and support
us if l will divorce my husband.
Separation will not do; father says
must get a divorce. / am very unhap-
Ply because l want to do the right
thing. What do you advise?
ALYCE.
No woman should permit a man to
strike her. If she is not in position
to leave him, she should have him
arrested. Since your father has Of
fered you and your children a home,
l think you are Justified in going to
! him. In case you still love your hus-
band, tell him he must either do the
right thing or you will take the child
rem and divorce him. You are more
| fortunate than most women to have
found a way out of your difficulties.
| Dear Mrs. Thompson: | am a high
school girl and graduate next year.
, l don't want to be a school teacher
or work in an office, either.
| Q Do you think my parents should
force me to teach school when they
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
NOT AN UNNATURAL ERROR
Inquirer Might Be Excused for Think.
ing Old Lady Was Gone
Beyond Recall.

Concerning the cheese that made
Limburg famous. q bulletin of the Ma
tional Geographic society quotes a
communication from William Wisner
Chaplin as follows:
"Limburg is sometimes called the
garden of Holland. OF the celebrated
relish known as Limburger cheese II
has long been query how an article
of food made from delicious material
and considered such delicacy can
possess so obnoxious an odor and still
etail its self-Ycspect. This popularity
has made Limburger cheese RESPONSE
BILE for many amusing Incidents.
"a Dutch-American rural citizen once
went to town 10 make some purchases.
among which was some of this odorif-
erous commodity. For convenience he
placed IL in Il long box in the wagon
behind the seat. Happening TO stop
on the road. an inquisitive acquaint-
ance approached and asked what the
box contained.
In answer he raised the lid and re-
piled, I have my grandmother
We'll, rejoined the inquirer, as he
caught IA Whit of the contents, she's
not in a trance"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
Yes, From Boston.

In one of the southern training
camps profane and perspiring infan-
try sergeant was doing his best to
pound into the heads of u squad of ex-
ceedingly raw rockies" the rudiments
Of military science.
When the sergeant gave an order
each willing recruit of the squad made
a commendable effort to execute it,
but every little rookie had a movement
all his own, with highly unsatisfactory
results.
las you !" bawled the sergeant.
At this point the proceedings were
interrupted by recruit from Boston.
who, before enlisting, had been a Har-
ward student.
"Bew pawdon, sawgeant," said he,
"but wouldn't it be noah propah to
say: You will restoah the status auo
anteT CARTONS Magazine.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
IF thin AND NERVOUS,
TRY PHOSPHATE
Nothing Like Plain Intercollegiate 10
Pu. on Firm, Healthy Flesh and
to Increase Strength. Yigor
and Nerve Force.

When one stops 20 consider the host Of
thin people who searching continually
for some method by which they may in
crease their flesh to normal proportions BY
the filling out of ugly hollows, the rounding
on OF protrudtng angles with the attend
ant bloom OF health and attractiveness. IL
is no wonder that many and varied sug-
gesttons along this line appear from time to
time in public print.
While excessive thinness might be at
different individuals IL Is a well-known fact
that the lack of sufficient PHOSPHORUS in
the human system is very largely respon-
sible for this condition. Experiments on
huD.@ns AL animals by many scientists
have Demonstrated beyond question Of
doubt that a body deficient in PHOSPHORUS
becomes nervous. sickiy and thin. A noted
author and professor in his book. Chem
istry and Food Nutrition" published in 1913,
SAYS: - that the amount of phos-
phorous required for the normal nutrition
OF man Is seriously underestimated in many
OF our standard text books"
It seems to be weA established that this
deficiency IN PHOSPHORUS may now be met
by the use OF an organic phosphate known
throughout English speaking countries
Bitro- Phosphate. Through the assimilation
of this phosphate by the nerve tissue tho
phosphoric content when absorbed In the
amount normally required by nature soen
produces welcome change IN our body and
mind. Nerve tension disappears vigor and
strength replace weakness and lack OF ener-
hollows and abrupt angles, becoming envel-
oped in a glow OF perfect health and beauty
and the win and strength to be up and
doing
CAUTION. Bitro- Phosphate is un-
surpassed for the relief of nervousness, gen.
eral debility. ETC. those taking II who do
not desire to put on flesh should use extra
care IN avoiding fat-producing foods
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
Practical Man.

"'Helen's lips are drifting dust a"
quoted the literary person. NOW,
that's my idea of a poetical line"
1T is rather pretty, l guess" said
Mr.. Gawker, who hasn't a thought out
side of business. I'm glad you men
toned it."
Then you are lover of poetry"
mo, but that quotation reminds me
that l have an engagement in about
half an hour with a chap who wants
to sell me the state rights to a new
type of street sprinkler. l believe
there's money in t."-Birmingham
Age-Herald.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
In the May Whirl.

Eleanor. five, had seen her first
dance. She was frankly delighted
watching the dancers. but had little
to say when she got home that eve
ming.
The next morning mamma told her
TO tell daddy about the dance. that
daddy had never seen a dance. She
explained it thus TO daddy:
We'll, you see, daddy, they sort of
cuddle up with their hands out this
way on one side and hug with the
other hands and then they scrape their
feet on the floor and sort of run up
one side of the floor. scraping their
feet. and down the other other side"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
COOPERATIVE SHIPPING PLAN
Boys Of Florida County to Market
Their Pigs in Carloads-Engaged
in Feed Contest.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture)
The pig club boys of Madison coun-
ty, Fla, are planning to market their
pigs next fall In a cooperative car
load shipment. These boys are now
busily engaged in a feeding contest
and are working for one of a number
of prizes offered for the most success
full feeders. Peanut meal and corn,
with rape and rye pastures, make up
the present rations of the club pigs.
The local county agent has already
informed a number of livestock COM
mission companies of the plan of mar
keting the club pigs, and states that
the buyer will have TO bid above the
market price to get them.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
FUNERAL A PICNIC FOR DOG
Rover Had Quite Good Time While
on His Way to His Last
Resting Place.

A big picnic was planned and ! was
slated to transport the refreshments
and a crowd of relatives to the picnic
grounds, writes a correspondent of the
Chicago Tribune. l placed the boxes
and baskets containing the sand
witches, cake, fried chicken, ETC., in n
trailer, hitched the trailer to my car
already filed to overlooking, and start
ed gayly on my way.
A huge dog belonging to my aunt &C.
companied US, and l had the misfor-
tune to run the heavily loaded ma
chine over him, killing him instantly,
as we all thought. My aunt was deep
ly affected and insisted that | take
Rover's body along and bury it be-
side the river. | loaded the dogs car
cass into the trailer and started ON
again. but not so gayly.
When we reached the picnic grounds
and / reconnoitered in my trailer / be-
held Rover sitting up licking his chops,
as large as life, or larger. | should
say, for he had devoured all cur pro-
visions.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
A Club Boy and His Three Orphans.

youngster have brought TO maturity
animals which Otherwise would not
have survived infancy. AS a result,
the meat supply is increased and the
boy or girl is enabled to earn money.
The father of little girl in Arson
county, n. c., who was very anxious to
join a pig club, repeatedly refused to
give her a pig. One of his pigs did
not do well last year and he tried to
sell the "runt" for 81, but could not
find buyer. His wife persuaded him
to give the friendless pig to the little
girl. Care and careful feeding brought
it to maturity. After a while the club
members herd was increased to six.
The little girl traded the best two of
the litter to her father for sole posses
sion Of the mother hog, and sold the
other three for $15. Having now ac-
quired a membership in the pig club,
she plans to continue in the work.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
Perhaps he ttad Repented.

A funny one happened the other day
in the office of justice of the peace.
A young couple Were being married,
surrounded by several friends. AS
usual, the ritual came to that place
where the justice said:
"Does anyone present know of any
reason why this couple should not be-
come man and wfeT
And to everyboIy's amazement. the
groom spoke up, 7 do"
AS he said afterW ards, that's what
comes of too many rehearsals."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
Gifted.

visitor-What makes you think
that William viii grow to be a great
doctor?
Fond Mother-While playing doctor
with his little playmates, he said:
Gentlemen. before we begin to oper-
ate you hold tire patients hands and
feet I'll get the three cents out of
his right-hand pocket"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13

during the time l
was lOokingforwsrd
70 the coming of my
little one that ! am
recommending it to
other expec tant
mothers. Be fore
taking it, somebody's
l suffered with neu-
ralgis so badly that
/ thought l could
not live, but after
taking three bottles
of Lydia E. Pin k
hams V e ge table
Compound l was en-
tirely relieved of
n neuralgia, / had
gained in strength
and was able to go
around and do all
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13

my homework. Ny baby when seven
months old weighed 10 pounds and / feel
better than / have for long time. 1
never had any medicine do me so
much good. Mrs. PEARL MoNYHAN.
Mitchell, Ind.
Good health during maternity Is a
most important factor to both mother
and child, and many letters have been
received by the Lydia E. Pinkhsm
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass, telling of
health restored during this trying period
by the use of Lydia E. Pinkhsm' 3 Vege-
table COMPOUND.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
FATTENING ON SELF-FEEDERS
Hogs Fed in This Manner Save Feed
and Labor and Are Fit for Market
Much Earlier.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agrlculture)
Fatten hogs on self-feeders as far
as possible. Hogs fed in this way save
labor, save feed in proportion to the
gain in weight made, and are ready
Tor market sooner than those which
are hand fed. Less feed is actually
required to fatten when hogs are self
fed. The system is therefore econom-
zeal in every respect.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
Willing Away leisure Hours.

II wonder how much wood Wilhelm
has really chopped
II dunno" answered Farmer Corn
tossel; but l have a suspicion he
didn't cut down more'n enough to
make a few good fishin rods for his
self an the boys"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13

With your fngersi You can lift on
any hard corn. soft corn, or corn be
tween the toes. and the hard skin cal
luses from bottom OF feet
A tiny bottle of "Freezone" costs
little at any drug store; apply few
drops upon the corn or caAus. In
stantly it stops hurting, then shortly
you lift that bothersome corn or callus
right off, root and all, without one bit
Of pain or soreness. TRULY No hum
bugi
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
LADY OF Distinction.

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat
ing influence of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water TO thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a busting with Cuticura
TaIcum Powder usually means a clear,
sweet, healthy skin.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
Profitable Trip.

An interesting and profitable trip
that every motorist should take but
very few think of is a trip under the
car to see the condition of things
there.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13

Pity the misguided amateur garden
er who tries to live on the vegetables
he raises
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13

Fortunate is the man who can elm
mate the word revenge from his vocab-
ulary.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13

It's better to think of what you are
going to eat than to be unable to forget
what you have eaten.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13

Remorse is memory that has fer
mented
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
MOTHERS
TO BE.
Should Read Mrs. Monyhan's
Letter Published by
Her Permission.

Mitchell, Ind.-"Lydia E. Pinkhan's
Vegetable Compound helped me so much
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13

Good taste is the flower OF good
sense
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
ORPHANED LAMBS AND PIGS
Patience, Care and Good Nursing Have
Brought to Maturity Many In
fortunate Animals.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment Of Agriculture)
Many weak orphan" lambs and
pigs, requiring too much care for the
average farmer or ranchman to bother
with, are salvaged by the boys and
girls belonging to the clubs organized
by the United States department of ag-
riculture and the state colleges. Pa
tience, care and good nursing by a
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13

Some men imagine they are the
whole orchestra because they have
drums In their ears.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13
VIZ MTEn MEN and WOMEN to
w AlN Ell Learn the Barber Trade

Why walt to be told again9 It pays, it's easyg
no experience necessary tools free. The We
eeasia Barker cOsss. 3o7 ChesEau St. kilwsakss. Wa
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-13

sense
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1919-07-19
BUSINESS TOPICS
Care of the Feet.
The leGrand Foot Parior.

The lie Grand Foot Parlor. located
for many years at 1914 North Clark
street, has removed its establishment
to new and larger quarters at 1896
North Clark street. where better facili-
ties for chiropody will be had. The
present excellent service will also be
greatly improved.
Madame Florencia A. T. Powella-
Grier. who owns The lie, Grand Foot
Parlor at 1896 North Clark street. has
for her patrons the best people on the
North Side. She 10 the original Dis
coverer of Comparative Scientific
Bloodless Chiropody. The lie Grand
Foot Parlor has been at 1914 and 134s
North Clark street for over ten years
Madame Powella- Grier, M. c., 8. G..
Doctor of Chiropody. successfully
makes sore feet good. Sore feet are
made Good Feet at the 10 Grand Foot
ParIor, 1885 N. Clark street Tsls.
phone Superior 5ssI,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1919-07-19
EAGLETS.

EAGLETS.
DR.. M. Leininger, the popular den.
tist, who, with his sons, conducts the
well-known dental parlor at 1886 Nil.
waukee avenue, in the Palatine Build.
ing, is one of the progressive and
wide.awake citizens of the Northwest
Side.
Mckenzie C1eland. the able former
judgA 10 man who 10 never afraid
70 Stand up for what he believes -
10 Yieht
Joseph A. o-Donnell. former lssis-
lator and park commissioner, 10 one
Of the most popular members Of tbs
Chicago Bar.
John w. Eckhart, the popular DEM
ocratic leader would make good
governor of Illinois.
~G~
n. C. McWhorter, the popular presi-
dent Of the Acme Box Company, has a
host of friends in Chicago who would
like chance to vote for him for
Mayor or some good office, where his
splendid executive abilities could be
Of service to the people.
Richard Francis Condor, the popular
chairman of the Elks Membership
Committee is confident OF adding 5000
new members to the rolls of the organ.
ization this year.
~c~
Charles E. Ummach, president Of
the we'll known r. Williamson Com.
pany, is one Of Chicagos progressive
citizens who is always working hard
for the upbuilding' of the city, and
the advancement of its interests. He
stands high with everybody who
knows him.
~aA
Charles KrutckcW always made q
good public record.
~0
William n uawk,n. manape, for
the big coal company Of Richards q
Sons, 10 one Of the most popular and
wide awake business men Of the city.
He Is . leader in the trade and all
who have had business dealings with
him respect him.
~
George W. Paurin. the great fur.
rier. has made q business record for
honesty and integrity that wins for
him hosts Of friends.
40
William u p.Ssr m.ns . .ooa ,.r.
orS an ~. s.,t,.rx IA. "A
.
- "a, ss.,..- :. Css...~
~
~. $500
~
stationer' ID veteran OF tho opsn!sn'
American war ana one OF tne vSssr
ans OF Cnicssos CRACK f1rst Hssf
mont: no F" popular IN tho oo''ns''
pes ". nN 10 naaS =, 49, S-os,
$780," S IT,, q. ana =, .ho n,o.t
us,. ..,.ss .,.,..n, -, Ch,oo.n
thing uniting the citv and a broad
m,nded man NJ afrairs who makes
evervone who patronizes bis hotel
nanny
~
...,. ~, 40. go - ~.
nson,o w " ' ~
~
John w. Eckhart has done much TO
build up the IroQuois Club. He makes
a success of everything he undertakes.
popular lawyer. would make . good
fudge.
~
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1919-07-19

DR.. M. Leininger, the popular den.
tist, who, with his sons, conducts the
well-known dental parlor at 1885 Nil.
waukee avenue, in the Palatine Build.
ing, is one Of the progressive and
wide.awake citizens Of the Northwest
Side.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-03-13
WOMAN WOUNDED;
FAMILY'S THIRD
FEUDIST VICTIM

Chicago, March 1S.-Mrs zene
Finiaca is in a hospital today with
a bullet wound in her left shoulder.
another in her right arm and long
furrow in her scalp from a bullet.
She was found unconscious in her
quarters in the north side Italian
district last night shortly after tne
policeman on the corner heard four
shots and sa wtwo men running
from her home.
Mrs. F'iniaca said when she re-
turned from work last night and sat
at supper with her two children
two men suddenly opened the door
and began firing at her. To other
questions of the police she smiled
and shook her head. Last November
Ffniaca was shot and killed, his
wife's uncle meeting a similar fate
shortly before. Since her husbands
death, Mrs. Finiaca has worked.
Useless to question them" De-
tective Blaul said. "They never tell:
it's the code. Probably the feudists
will wine out the Einiaca family"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-03-13
SWEDEN NIPS IN
BUD KAISER PLAN
FOR HOME THERE

Washington, March 13.-William
HohenZollern, two months before
the armlstice was signed, planned
an asylum in Sweden but was pre-
vented from going to that country
by the Swedish government, diplo-
matte advices just made public dis
close
The former kaiser's plans had
reached the point, the advices said.
where a deal was virtually closed
for him 10 rent Castle Stora
Sundby. situated on ono of the
large lakes in the center of Sweden
about four hours run by train
from Stockholm. The castle is
owned by old friends. Prince aud
Princess WedeI.
Preparations for the reception of
the former kaiser are said to have
gone so far that vast sums were
spent in putting the castle in re-
pair.
When the Swedish government
learned the purpose to which the
castle was to be put, remonstrances
were made and William HohenZoi-
lern changed his plans with the re
suit that in few weeks, he fed to
another asylum in Holland.