Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-17
RICHMOND TInEs-DIsPATcH FRIDAY, JANUARY II, 1919

! culprit. sho took him by tho ear. lcd hin
into m Ss saa rsS,n asa aasIsa MINI 100 shoo'
p Inhi, Yen? 0h.h: |, hurt iannma wors,
forsei 4; :, And she said. DO You Know
wa Ne, for Sr,, nrsaAns the dog, although I!
Wr raw %hS Tough! II ,h1 i:sveut.onar,
wnsts id H. i'S learn ar mt Il? I'm ten 70,
m S,f he I.;,rnSd , 10 iishc learned it from
ms mserabis old lying mother II" hesrl
VIVA, she % SAID when the carriasc drove Up
his Old ying mother ~ '''"
fri~ ilIw ., old ,H,n are YOU my boy asked
BOY 1--WE NJ HOME: SIN
Af SCHOOL: FOUR on CAN
iie said. - ann five a, home. six a,
We iaS "a" % sn' s srssSn sar 90 to ou
hold hut ts. on s hnys neyse aspireL "a
Der % the school board aud the hrs, thing
wonih do woull be to rails. tnc SALARY
q year.
,r.h Is Disgrace n,, The salls,y pay
America; the two Indispensable people on
earth The average wage is less than $500
year and is sso day tor The the e ssiSmi
There arc eleven States where tho salary
s y res In, tna" *soV year and two state
year why NS When OUR Is is. ns" $50
Tho TALL their checks look. like roses. when
lilies and they anaf se they a aqsH bo ,,ie
ns oN"r that miserabl" noncntity that bears
your nam" trying I" poke something into
We have taM"n from our schoo, teachers
90, licked s, hone No wonder thsy o Soss
YOU before they have surou'cd long pants.
SUNDAY NENER "IlCKED"
al StuOOI. WITHOUT CAUSE
ntEer go, Iickpps That schoo shat
", sot Away Without G'% When ~ "'s WAY sS! 4.
h!4 anG went to s.no"i ! always wore three
w.l f,sl"w spn snse fr r,iS Of mine dSs
Iss,loI gave him a raj terrier ." o "s'' my
III. How iSi'.T re f +. dos q. him IN. lin.
is better ra, dog ,han the ~, terrier
out now. lie is the hest dog III the ' two"
Pow ,WyY"f;. Of imi,at ton IN M world: Many
'os Hsv said s my y, children rule Greece
SUNDAY WAITER TO WIFI
A!hers,, and A;hsns raIes Greece. therefo re-
preached up In Minnesota some years
ago and one OF those b,:zXords WAS on. and
blizzard on in Minnss"ta or Tn Nar, i"ei Dao,a
heii.y' me-. The door blew op"n in thu
bankers. lie came home and Sal in font
Of his hrsp!1e. with his carpet slippers on,
had = boy, = red -hcaied kid sor; OF i,
shut IxIeT ,a. do @ind h OF hoy lie said Go
,, he s-id II ain! going. to do it. / am
ne Ss!d. .'lf you don't papa will have
to lie sl. said sl, HI n GoT care if You do. want
Tina; big lobster did get up and shu, tina,
, tn minutes; WHEN got throu:h he wonid
outlaws when ,l1teer
MAJoRrrf x6 or G 2nES .,
Judge Famceu. OF Broeklyn. said after
nS' Tie lear dslEs II have sent
fo Mot one ns ' so YOU ZEE wat great mora
arc, rha, is why, we are Eot Hss to c" ,ns
devil. thu, Is why America leads the world
n ,f.H,s, Think of the millions without
n Western STATE 800 inmates OF the
teen and thirty Listen 70 thee. fieures
VIII YOU: Three hundred AMI eish,y.sia OF
: Is :; < Foa. hynar;a and SIX SIX had S, no ne
wht.n ,h,. committed their crimes $3.50 =
u"r Three nunared and "i 'n-in nss %
lhsm smohcd cigarette. Four hundred and
r%s Si'f The s.. Of ns% Inc had buss
schools; only twentysix OF. them ever en-
eyer graduated from high school. So
the Ercst"st incral .senrirs In the world
~
liz schools
RAISED WEF sEXEH SoNs
4 woman who MS the mother OF seven
t them So snee"s;tuny shy said. Il did. 1t
aon.t know OF Two better INSTRUMENTS
!,mba>t al the lime: Sou can't do that.
all tne time, and for every fracture. OF your
laws and rule There are homes that need
snd ahore II the motto. Il need thee every
When The d.vi, rob. :. boy tho last thing
hs iakrS from h!m IS what he learned on
"'i mntnrr', kmet
vania. rh- frs, tim" i ever nreachrd in
VIVA; ,hry call the Fast The lnaodor. Of
OF 81. gu, in ,nia town in sharon, IA.
S wss t:".ns n h"!m" "nn af'Grn"on across the
street and | s',w movers wagon Behind
E w"T to" "T COW n01nt S%rg me
attention I" 'h", pcorie from tho steel mills
ioekel UP ana saw I!,,ie anot;cd cal!
il" H. n hoH risI, " snh j, said; :.
Know where ,hs, ali is evcr~ minute. Sill, ,e
don't don, pro"o1- m, any'h'ns Is soins TO
Or sSIS TmAS CATTLE
J Ioohed aGsoss Tho street in front of the
Of od thu town MI u" s" and ht5 II up.
heads. looking l.ns fried eGs&: brooches
creased 80 yon could sharpen . lead pencil
or them. Creased in the height OF fashion
and said
- s..'po>a .he mothers az those boys are
down at some bridge whist. or literary
discussing m. or leaving the DIS of. They
dnn't hnow where their boys don't
care
I i""Eea again ir :. minute and said
~ gosh take my hat off to the old
Sow. it j. the ns'n,e II :, child to ,oi-
low. You haH' started across the room and
heard MI Crsah auI you looked up ana
saw your ittlr one -prawing tho floor.
iuinboit tolls that hr found parrots n
South America. the only living c.ca turc that
could speak IN. language az lot and
forgotten rd"r, an! although the teachers
were dead tn" pupils remained. and they
knew the characteristics Of the teuchars
through the pupils ~ the parrots hat lived
10 b. 10 year. OF az.
CHILDREN SEEK TO FOLLOW
~ FOOTSTEPS or PARENTS
friend Of uisne sat day in his beau
t!Iui parlor- lie heard liu.htc. in The ha /!
opeHru IN" door and looked out and his
little -four Nc"r-o'G boy had .uac upstairs
and dr""acd NJ IN MS fathers clothes The
trousers We're AMY down 10 the nour. hut
he had coi'td nrm W.. and thc coat hung
down foot behind, Ms sleeves hid his
1indS. he had his h:,i on. ], fcii down
aud HIS fathers collar looked Hike n horse
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