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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01
bIURA Piracy.
TT. KREUTZER
N.tvieksxe Biuro PraeH.

poTRZEBA wiele die wczat do restau-
I.cvL' klubow z niedziela Tub beg. tak3s
Huchsrek ID, ~dzlewczat do pantry.
stsam table. do zbierania statkow 70
sstteSnv takze do hotelow, fabryk, pral.
Tnbiet ma krotkie godziny. Gwaran.
in,iemy d~ostarczyc wan dobra | staia
tuS.ns Takze mezcZyzn do r~estauracyi
"a nomocy kuchni porterow. zgio.
SIC oso MILWAUKEE AVE. 2Ete pIetro.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01
PRACA.

POTRDEBA szewkarek, kieszenia--
REX | dziewczat do specyalnycn ma
SYN PREY spodniach, oraz doswiao-
czonych do prasowania szewkoW I
ma czysto PREY spodniach przyjdzcie
gotowe do piracy. 2144 8. Hoyne
ave. naroinik 21st pl.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01
CABINET Rely
GNUJE.
KcnStantynOpol,

Konstantynopol, 1go lutego.
Turecki cabinet zrezygnowaf
ma skutek protestow Aliantow z
powodu iupiezy, jakiej d~opuszcza
ia sic Turcy ma Grekachi Armei,
r2yEach.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

Polaki poutyK. cry wIeKsEy cry mri.N
sEy IA ooowiszek pocEyty wa6 sohi'
powinien stale re~klainowac naro6o.
Wosc nassa w3rod obcvch. EsxnsiamiAt
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

ne sprawy do zalatwieni.a - Roza-
liza Sikorska, pref; Marya Pachow-
ska, sekr. .
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01
y
z PoLNocNEJ RosYI.
Archangielsk. 1go lutego.

Rad pofnocnej Rosy p~rzestrze-
ga narod pred niepotrzebnym
alarmem z powodu ~ostatnich wy
padkow, ktore spowodowaly cd
wr6t wojsk alianckich z pod Seen
kurska. P~roklamacya NOW, re
ewakuacya byla konieczna Z po-
wodu maiych sil, przeznaoDonych
do obrony tego miasta, tudziez Z
powodu tego. re pozycye alianc-
kie zbyt byly w~ystawione ma alta
HI nieprzyjacieIa. Rad jednak
dziala W tel sprawie Gala swa
eneroia.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

PoTRZEBA dziewczat do posylek.
take do przyssywania guzikow -
w~ykotczarek spodnic | do zbierania
nitek. Percival B. Palmer and Co.
367 ". Adams ul. 4
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

Dnia 91go lutego b. r., odbedzie sic
wielki wiec agitacyjny, W sprawie fun
duszu narodowego ma Polske. y godzi-
ME 2-giej odbeda sic uroayste niez-
pory. gdzie zbiera sic wszystkie To-
warzystwa. a po nieszporach zas. Cd
bedzie sic wymarSz 2 muzyka ma czele,
do sail parafii irlandzkiej PREY zbiegu
Lowe i 11sej ulicy. Gl6wnym marsza}-
klein pochodu bedzie oh. Grzegorz Woj-
narowski. Program bedzie wspania}y,
zajmujacy i tresciwy. Pr7emawtat be-
da Y. Edward Kowalewski, proboSzcz
parafii Sw. Maryi Magdaleny W South
Chicago | p. Franciszek Bare. Choir
parafialny odSpiewa kifka ~patryotycz-
nych piosnek, nawet dziatwa szkolna
bedzie brala udzial. Bedzie TO zapewne
dzie6 wielki ola mieszkaGc6w West
Pullman.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

BIURO S~TRECZEN.
CONVENIENT FREE EMPLOY
MENT 0FFICES)
1927 Augusta ui. blizko
Milwaukee. Ave.
1876 w. 22ga nj.
4 3I4I Lincoln ave.

ma do rozdania tysiace zatrudnieh
vszelkiego rodzaju r%ehotnikom I re.
mieslniKom, tax n~ezczyznom jak 1
ponietom, TAX " Chicago jak Y poza
miastem. Obsiuga zupeinie tszpiat--
ma tax ola pracodawcow jak i ola
nc; ,ukujacych prace. Niema zadnych
satnrgow robotniczych W miejscah,
.dyie to biuro streczy prace. Zgia--
sza. sic MONA pod powyzszyn adre-
sem osobiscie cd godziny 8 rano do 4
popoiudniu, wieczorem cd 6 do 9
loSsMop
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01
STRAJKoWE
w I GLAS-
Cow.

Londyn, l. lutego. - PanoWa-
ME terroru i rozlewu krwi zazna-
czyio dzien w~czorajszy w Belfas-
Gle i W Glasgow. gdzie szerzy sic
powszechhy strajk o 4+ro godzin"
nv tydzisn. " wielu wypadkach
przyszlo do stare z pol;cya. ktora
szarzowala tlum strajk;erow: mi
Szczono wiele domow / SHADOW,
kilkadziesiat os6b zostaio ran
nych. Rad przeds:ewezmie Cd
row:ednie kroki celem zarrowa-
Gzen;a SpOkoiu,
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01
KLoPoTY R~oBoTNICZE w
PERU I CHILE.

Lima, /. lutego. - Kifka os6b
zostalo zSbitych W starciu mic
dzy woiskami a strajkierami W
Laredo. w poSnocnem Peru.
Santiago. l. lutego. - Sutya--
eva robotnicza W Antafagasta
jest bardzo powazna. Rad wy
siai tam krazownik i wojska Z Ia
cha.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

POTRZEBA balwierza ma soboty Pc
popoIudniu / niedziele. P. Gabryle-
wski. 1924 S. 52ga ave-, Cicero, I'll.
4
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01
z WEST PULLMAN.

W parafii pod we2waniem Wniebo-
wziecia NajSw. Mairyi Fanny, kt6rej
probos0czem jest X. Teodor Langfort,
pr7e1 jeden tydzieh kolektorzy zebra
Ii ofiar ma FundUsz 1O-cio Milionowy
wsumie $1,975.o0. Wiadomem jest, Re
dotychczas W m~iejscowosci Ewanej
West Pullman, zaniedbano cokolwiek
piracy mad zbieraniem Hinduism ma Pol
ske, jednakowo1 skoro przybyi nowy
pr0bqszcz, zabra1 sic natychmiast do
energicznej piracy z parafianami / O.
fiaFy napaywaja coraS to wieksze. Spo-
dziewanem Jest, be k~olektorzy W krot-
kim czasie zdofaja zebrac lyle ma lie
parafia tamtejSza jest opodatkowana.
Nalezy sic uznanie tym kolektorom,
kt6rzy poswiecaja sic 7upefnie bezinte-
resownie ola sprawy polskiej. Geese inn
IA TO. - Rodacy beda dawat w da-
niny, jak ma prawdziwydh Polakow
przsstoi.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01
KAJZER ZAPUSZCZA
BRODE.

Amercngen, 1. lutego. - Fry
Eyer byiego cesarza niemieckie--
go WAhelma powrocil do Berlina,
poniewaz by,y monarcha, obecnie
krabia Wilhelm Hohenzollern,
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01
REPUBLIKA

RZym. 1go lutego. Federal
ia republika baikanska Jest maj
nowszym planem. ktory ma ma ce
lu utrzymac te narody w zgodzie
wzajemnej. Plan ten wypracowa-
~ byl przez Buagarow. ktorzy
chca sic polaczyc Z Serbia, Gar
nogorq, Kroacya. Slawonia, Dali
macya, Bosnia i Herzegovina.
REC zAJMUJA TRAcYE.
Ateny, 1go lutego. - Greckie
wojska w dalszym ciagu zajmuia
turecka Tracye, donosi wiarogod-
ne Zrodto.'
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

POTRZEBA maszynarek ma Gale
spodnie. Tub maszyniarzy 1 finisze-
rex. 1911 Wabansia ave. 3
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

POTRZEBA ki~eszeniarek 1. wyko1-
czarek przy spodniach. 1878 No.
Ashland ave.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

LIGA BLIsic&M
K T

Paryz, l. lutego. - Liga naro-
dow jest najgiowniejszym bez-
posrednim przedmiotem obrad
konferencyi pokojowej, Ma ten
punkt kadzie szczegolny nacisk
,prezydent Wilson, ktory W cehi
rrzyspieszenia piracy, odbywa
konferencye z pufkownfkiem
House'm j Lordem Robertem &C.
cilem, ably jak najszybciej dojsc
do Pewnyeh konkluzyi. Kwestya
kolonii niemieckich. chociaz
mniej wanna, wykszala, re pre-
zydent moze przeprowadzic wszy
stko, CO zechce, jeieii nalegac be
die ma to. Powszechue przekona
ME jest takie. &c liga powstanie
jeszcze priced odjazdem prezyden
ia, a wiec w cisgu nastepnych
dwoch tygodni. w poniedziaiek
odbedzie sic pierwsza sesya W
Celu uiozenia konstvtucyi ligi.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

POTR1EBA maszyniarek Tub ma
szyniarzy ma Gale spodnie 1 potrzeba
~dziewczyny ma special maszyny i 20
finiszerk. 1875 N. Winchester ave.
blisko Division, W lyle 1 prasowni-
ka ma szewki 1 ma czysto.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

die starac sic ma o -zalatN"ienie
najgl6wniejszych .przyczyn ODE
cnych niepokoiow.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

POTRZEBA k~ieszeniarek do praso-
wanna kieszeni PREY kamizelkach.-
J. F. Johnson, 1929 Cambridge av.
2cie pietro. I
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

POTRZEBA kieszeniarek. szewka-
rex, Sciegarek. tackers. oyercasters,
do krajania kieszeni 1 do robienia
dziur do guzik6w PREY custom spnd-
mach. 1851 Milton avev.. g6rne pie
tro, blisko Division ul. !
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01
>POTRZEBA EGNAMINATOROW
.. W PRACOWN1.
TAKE .TRHiNIERS' PREY SPE..
GAL ORDER SURDUTACH.
THE ROYAL TAHORSr
73f S., WELLS III.

PoTRZEBA operatorek 1 wykonc1a-
rex PREY iedwabnych sukniach. nal
lepsza zap4ats. napoinocno-zacnoo-
.niej stronie. Royal Cloak and Suit
Co.. 1879 Milwaukee ave !
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-02-01

POTRZEBA -chlopcow do lekkiej ro
boty. dobra zapiata. American Bas-
ket Co 403 Oswego ul.. r6g Kinzie,,
PREY Paulina ul.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
Cow Kicks Up Gems
From Earth On Farm
In Richardson County

George S. Chrsty, representative
from Richmond county in the state
legislature, has a COW that will &C
down in history-at least i'll local
history-as rivalling the heavy-foot
ed mule that is said to have dis
covered the first valuable diamond
mine in South Africa. Christy was
driving the cow home one evening
when she became unruly and tore
up the turf with her hoofs. Christy
noticed a bright-looking object in
the torn up turf beside the cow path,
and investigated. He found a pure
white tourmaline stone.
Investigating further he found
more stones, including moonstones
and a topaz. From the largest tour
maline he had six stones cut valued
at SIS each. Biologists say the big
glacier which centuries ago covered
this part of the country may have
brought the broken bits of stones
from the north.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
When They Wooed and Won by Edward Black =:

Edith Cunningham suggested that
the young woman from Lincoln
should apply for the vacancy. John
l.. Kennedy, who ofhced at that time
with Howard Kennedy, was chair
man of the music committee of the
church. The Y. w. from L. was
allowed to play one Sunday on trial,
and then she was engaged. John
L. Kennedy introduced the new Or
ganist to Howard Kennedy.
Now we will talk about choirs
again. The church had been main
tanning paid choir. They decided
that in the interests of economy
they should give up the paid choir
and organize chorus from the
rank and file of the church. Velun-
teers were called for. Howard Ken
nedy volunteered. The selection of
seats is all important matter in the
organization of a choir. Howard
Kennedy had an eye for business
when he selected his seat which was
next to the seat occupied by the new
organist when she was not at the
organ. liz was always Ill HIS seat
on time so that no usurper could sit
next to the organist. He never
missed a rehearsal.
y Dark and Stormy Night.
On a certain dark and stormy
night he asked if he might accom-
pany the organist home, he having
had the foresight to bring an UNI
brella and she wore a new hat. She
accepted the offer and after that he
accompanied her home on many
nights after rehearsals and services.
The choir folks began to notice his
attentions and as time went on he
declared his intentions with consid
cradle success.
He married the new organist.
What's the answer? 1t is all in know
ing just how to select the right seat
when you are going to sing in the
choir. Now suppose, just suppose,
that he had not picked out that par
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
Eligible Omaha Bachelors

The boy took his advice. And
now look at him! Six feet in ,heigh
and weighing about rs pounds (n
we fail to guess your weight within
five pounds you pay nothingD.rS
Herman herded cattle and ate on.
IONS. He stayed on the 1eeward
side of the cattle, so they didn't mind
his breath.
And he grew in strength and wis
dom and presently he was cured OF
his indigestion SO that he could eat
corned beef and cabbage, tripe,
mlnce pie, hamburger steak, potato
salad, fried oysters and coffee all a,
one meal and feel fine.
AS he grew up he determined to
make his fortune in the hotel bust
ness. SO he took position a.
clerk of the Hotel Koehler, Crane
Island: (This was, of course, afte,
he had quit eating onions.)
Soon Became Manager.
1t wasn't long before he was look
ing for something bigger. And h.
saw the Merchants hotel in Omaha
He got a job as clerk there. Sooi
he was manager and then he bought
the place.
That was about 20 years ago. H,
ran the Merchants hotel for. IS
years and did so we'll that today he
is millionaire. He didn't make il
all in the hotel. He had gift for
buying farm lands. And these in
creased in value by leaps and
bounds.
Think of it, girls. Millionaire and
bachelor!
How have you overlooked him or
let him escape for so long?
OF course, he has a car, great
big one, 1t is the sixth consecutive
he has owned, each one
finer than the one before.
Now Lives at o. A. c.
After he sold the Merchants ho-
tel a few years ago he lived there
for time, but now has apartments
in the Omaha Athletic club. u
He doesn't go with the girls much,
but pals around with Bob" Tate,
Ollie Berg, "Caranza" Seymour,
"Vic" Geep, Bud" Latta, Fred Bur
ley. Charlie" Thomas and other
bachelors and benedicks.
But, gosh. girls, you ought to be
able to grab HIN somehow. 81,
He doesn't eat onions any more,
either.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
Many Omahans May VisitWet
Spots During Month of June
Railroad Men State There Are Many Prospective
Travellers Inquiring About Wet Towns Eager To
Spend Their Vacation There Before the Country
Goes Dry

naughty boys arc not telling the rea
reason, They don't want the home
folks to know too much. And it is
a safe bet, that the hotA men in
these wet centerS will have to place
cots in the halls and brace the floors
of their bar rooms with uuderpin-
ming.
One can almost visualize a cotcric
of solt-drink commuters from Oma-
ha in Chicago next month. making
the loop district about ll:S5 p. m,
with an assortment of hard drinks
with back-hre backs under their
cuticle
They break out i'll song as the soft
night wind pronounce the i" long)
blows. They sing The Gangs All
Here" and then they try to sing
You'd Never Know That Old
Home Town of Nine" which goes
something like this:
You'd never know that old home
town of mine.
At night along the main street white
lights shine"
And then they sing. Omaha Must
Be Heaven, for My Brother Came
from There"
We might as we'll go through with
this. They sing, "Yaaka Hula Hickey
Dula," "E-Y ip-l-Addy-I-Ay, E-Yip-
I-Addy-I-Ay! | Don't Care What
Becomes of Me When You Play
That Sweet Melody" I'm a Twelve
O'clock Fellow i'll a Nine O'clock
Town" Pretty Baby" What Do
You Want to Make Those Eyes at
Me For?' They're Wearing EN-
Higher in Hawaii" etc.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25

Perhaps you have sung in church
choir, or perhaps you have not. Lots
Of folks have raised their voices in
song at the meeting house some
time in their lives. People do not
receive distinguished service cross
es for singing in the choir, but they
are mentioned in their home papers,
and then it is something to look back
to in after life.
Some men have obtained wives
and some women have obtained hus-
bands because they sang in the
choir, and we have heard of nice lit
tie scraps emanating from the choir
loft. Do yous remember the time
when you sang in the choir and you
coveted certain seat because of
personal rropinquity? Do you re.
member holding her book and of
stealing glance now and then while
the minister was pointing to the bet
ter way?
Yes, He Can Still Sing.
We offer this morning closeup
picture of Howard Kennedy as he
appeared when he sang in the choir
Of the First Presbyterian church of
this city. He can sing now, but he
is not in the choir any more. The
reason we are mentioning choirs and
choristers is because Mr.. Kennedy
became a Lochinvar when he was i'll
choir, and there it was that he met
his Imogene.
He was born in Nebraska City
and at an early age he realized that
Omaha was going to be great mar
ket town and packing center, with
Ak-Sar- night schools, town
band and municipal beach. So he
moved to Omaha and has been here
ever since. A young woman who
was graduated from school in Lin
coin also moved to Omaha. She be-
came an organ pupil under Tom
Kelly, The organist at the First
Presbyterian church moved away
from Omaha.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
Colonel Welsh Takes
Witness Stand to Tell
OF Trace Of Moisture

Col, Lucius A. Welsh was a wit
ness in a damage suit in District
Judge Estelle's court last Tuesday.
Bearing the thick volume of weather
data he took the witness stand and
Attorney A. G. Ellick questioned
him about the weather on November
6, 1918.
Colonel Welsh stated that there
was a trace" of rain on that day.
And on November S?' asked Mr..
Ellick.
There was also a trace then"
said the colonel.
How about November ~"
"A trace fell on that day also"
This was all the testimony re-
quired from the records of the
United States weather bureau. AS
the eminent meteorologist left the
witness stand Mr.. Ellick handed him
his Witness fee in cash.
y think I'll adjourn court and
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25

The merry month of June prom
Uses to be popular with Omaha vaca-
tlonlSts who are bent on seeing
America first, Railroad men and
employers state that there are many
prospective travellers who are in
curing about Minneapolis, Chicago,
Kansas City and st. Joseph. not
because the fishing is particularly
allurlng in these trade centers. but
because these are wet spots Oh the
map and on July ! something is
going to happen DER this wide land
OF the free and the home of the
buffet luncheon.
There is more truth than triviIity
in this June forecast If we wanted
to be smart about it, we would
state that there is going to be a
hegira of jolly rovers who want to
take one last look at bar with
glassware and brass rail and the
rest of it. They are going to sip
one more glass of amber-colored
elixir commonly known as beer.
They are going to sit down at a
table set in a little apartment, with
leathered-covered seats, a push but
ton, an obsequious waiter, and then
they will order some rye bread,
Swiss cheese, dill pickles and a
massed formation of bottles.
OF course, these June cutters are
not admitting anything, but one
can detect them without the use OF
periscope. They look at the calen-
dar and then say: Think I'll take
a little trip over to Chi next
month" If you ask them why they
do not 60 to the Azores, or to Palm
Beach. they offer an alibi. These
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
Is Smoking of "Bum''
Cigars the Secret
OF Perpetual Youth?

Louis Grebe, bailiff in District
Judge Redick's court, celebrated his
65d birthday recently. Looie"
has lived all of the IS years except
S. days in Omaha. He was born
at Blue Grass, Scott county, Iowa,
seven miles west of Davenport,
April Is, 1856.
On June II of that year when
"Looie" was S. days old they moved
to Omaha and here Louis has lived
ever since and expects to live here,
he says, for about 63 years more.
''Looie" has the secret of per-
petual youth. He won't tell what
the secret is unless it is smoking
bum cigars. He is the youngest
man of his years in the court house,
runs around like a 30-year-old,
wears soft collars and all that sort
OF thing.
He has been district court
bailiff ever since Benjamin Harri-
son VISA president.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25

"An apple a day keeps the doctor
away" says the venerable Health
hint"
AN onion a day keeps everybody
away" adds the jokester.
"a dozen onions day keeps
stomach trouble away" says Her
man B. Peters, Omaha millionaire
and bachelor.
When he was IA years old Her
mans parents moved to a farm near
Grand Island, Neb. Herman wasn't
a healthy boy. So he took job
herding cattle to be out in the open
air. An old cattleman advised the
use of onions to gain strength. He
pointed out wisely that onions pos
sess more Strength than any other
known vegetable and that therefore
the eater of onions must gain
strength.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25

ment. hubby's genuine meerschaum
pipe looks like an Indian with bad
case of smallpox. The old familiar
welcome sign, which used to hang
over the door, is gone and voice
that sounds like a two-bit record on
a million-dollar talking machine,
chirrups out of the door, Clean your
feet" All of wifey's and hubby's
pictures are having a regular family
reunion in his collar box which
would make Universal City look
second class. Both hubby's and
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25

wifey's shoes are on speaking terms
and have ringside seat on the back
porch, watching a parade of bed
bugs and mice which almost beat
Hindenburg for strategy.
All of which is to show that no
Judge should furnish extradition
papers when a husband escapes on
fishing trip during the house mani
curing epidemic. A bird has to roost
somewhere while the wife is turning
the home garage into a puzzle that
hasn't got an answer.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
ozYoNze 0A115e ceQMggy9 hlm??


About this spasm of the season.
when married men faint and strong
men grow weak, as indicated on
the one-colored butchershop calen-
dar, May is the stanza when the
goddess of the house manicures the
home from the trick stairway in
the basement to the sparrow nest
in the attic and back again from
the sleeping porch on the roof to
the hidden trap door to the booze
chest in the basement, "Home,
Sweet Home" turns slightly sour on
the beveled edges when dear WHEY
rolls up her sleeves above the wart
on her elbow and cuts loose like
battery Of French 75s, on high
heels, she shuffles all the furniture
up until its dizzy and then, like a
trick card Shark, deals it from the
bottom of the deck.
When hubby comes home from
work, all tired out from doing moth
ing all day, he discovers that his
bed is under the bath tub and the
dishes are holding an overflow
meeting in his favorite Morris
chair, while wifey's clever fancy
work decorates his smoking set,
which would make display win
dow on Sixteenth street look like
funeral.
Pet Kitten Is Washed.
All the parlor furniture is dolled
up in its summer pajamas, the pet
kitten has been washed and is again
4 cat, lace curtains, which had been
race track for flies, have disap-
peared, mice grow restless and wor-
ried, there isn't a speck of dust or
dirt or anything that goes to make
up home. left. Even the parrot
has learned to say kamerad. The
Hungarian rugs and Turkish towels
are rolled up in the vestibule and
hubby is delegated as member of
the house committee to beat them
into French pastry. The dining
rooms cracked china closet is
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
In Continuation of The
little Fly Upon the Wall"

Little fly upon the WALL
Amt you got no pride at all?
Amt you got no pedigree?
Amt you got no family tree?
Nor nothin' trimmed with filigree?
Did everyone of your ancestry,
Show every bit of their legacy?
For such lack of piety,
You must fly in high society.
This, your song will ever be-
"Just as am without one plea
Little fly upon the WALL
You're "all there" with the gift of gall
For at going naked you never stall,
And that's where you've "got it on us all.
Little fly, without a doubt,
We're all tryin' to "bawl you out
But let nothin' at all we say,
Disturb the even tenor of your way.
For, if in clothes you should bedeck,
You'd find it hard to leave your speck;
And donate to our work and strife
While you persue the simple life.
For you the leaves need never fall,
For you Dame Fashion has no call,
Little fly upon the WALL
JEAN WEATHERBEE
Little fly upon the walls,
Amt you got no overalls?
Oh! you naughty he vamfre, E.
You nasty little male damflier.
Amt you got no silk cravat?
b: V. DIS or stiff plug hat?
Amt you got no sense of feeling?
Little fly upon the ceiling
AL F. ABETT.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
transportation easier.

transportation easier.
However, the number Of install
mcnts will remain the same. Hubby
is warned not to fall through the
mattress into the spring for fear of
drowning. They say home is where
you hang your,hat, which holds good
for all season except housekeeping
season. The gobf who invented this
crisis ought to be informed as an
alien enemy to friend hubby.
While wifey's hope chest receives
all the consideration OF the argu-