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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09
Wild Husbands | Have Met

by HELEN RoWIAND,

even though he Is at the other end of
the room
When you don't open your mouth
10 speak you know that you are be-
ing rude" or 'ungracious," or tact
less"
AS ne eyes you speculatively across
the ballroom, you SILVER.
And become suddenly conscious
that your gown is cut too low.
Or too high,
Or that there is a BOOK missing, OF
your slippers are wrong, sf
or that you have on too much
powder--or too little powder.
Or that you are talking too loudly
OR too confidentially,
Or that, something is the matter,
II you try to be interesting and
pleasant and entertaining to your din
ner partner,
You suddenly look up to discover a
thundercloud on the brow of your
husband.
And you 1inow that you ara max
ing yourself conspicuous
III you don't try to be interesting
and entertaining and all that,
He will want to know what was
the matter with YOU and why you
don't observe the conventionalities.
If a man pays too much attention
to you, it's because you "encouraged'
him.
If he doesn't pay any attention to
you, it's because you 'snubbed" him.
All, me! 1t makes YOU wish you
lived in France, where they marry for
freedom--and in order to escape from
chaperonsi &
Have you ever seen this type of hus-
band taking all the color out of a
woman and all the heart and Joy out
of her existence
Leaving her drab and STUPID and
passee at thirty?
And yet he, is a good husband. a
kind husband. a devoted husband
And he truly loves his wife-and
admires heri
But it gives a girl the shock of her
life
To marry her ardent admirer-and
find herself tied to a chaperon!
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09

cuEcKMATE BY NEW MEXICO,


The United States senate was M
tended to be check on the president.
And it will be functioning just as
coon as the president becomes ready
and willing to do business with the
new body.
Fortunately President Wilson's wire
to an Albuquerque socialist, establish
ing a mutual understanding to defeat
Senator Fall. failed in its political as
well as in its personal purpose.
The reelection of Senator Fail by
New Mexico. gave the republicans a
majority in the senate. Had his OPP
ponent been elected there would have
been a tie and the deciding vote would
have been cast by the presiding Of
ficer.
5 That would not have affected such
matters as the Paris treaty, for IT
can be ratified only by two-thirds
majority of the senate. But there are
other vital matters in which the pres
ident could have continued to control
the senate. had the election not gone
contrary TO the wishes.
Not only has he lost numerically in
the senate but the action of the coun-
try has affected the morale of some
OF the senators, who will not hereaf-
ter so readily fall for one man control
as they did in party matters before
voters showed disapproval.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09
Look and Feel
Clean, Sweet and
Fresh Every Day
Drink a glass Of real hot water
before breakfast to wash
out polsons.

Life is not merely to live, but to
live well, eat well, digest well, work
well, sleep well, look well. What a
glorious condition to attain, and yet
how very easy it Is il one will only
adopt the morning inside bath.
Folks who are accustomed to feel
dull and heavy when they arise, split
ting headache, stuffy from cold, fr Ill
tongue, nasty breath. acid stomach,
can, instead, feel as fresh as a daisy
by opening the sluices Of the system
each morning and flushing out the
whole of the internal poisonous etag-
nant matter
Everyone, whether ailing, sick or
well, should, each morning, before
breakfast. drink glass of real hot
water with teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in it to wash from the
stomach. liver, kidneys and bowels the
previous days indigestible waste,
sour bile and poisonous toxins. The
action of hot water and limestone
phosphate on an empty stomach is
wonderfully invigorating. 1t cleans
out all the sour lamentations, gases,
waste and acidity and gives one
splendid appetite for breakfast,
The millions of people who are
bothered with constipation, bilious
spells, stomach trouble, rheumatism;
others who have sallow skins, blood
disorders and sickly compilations are
urged to get quarter pound of lime
stone phosphate from the drug store
which will cost very little, but Is
sufficient to make anyone a pro-
nounced crank on the subject Of
internal sanitation
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Article Y.

Article n,
When knighthood was in blossom,
the average gent used to fare forth
down wooded lane with the avowed
object of protecting the innocent, and
in general looking for trouble. He
haughtily insisted that his betrothed
was the fairest among women. and
II he could find anybody that had q
girl of his own and objected, there
was merry battle until one chap I'M
horsed the other, stole his armor, and
set up a shout Of victory. This was
honor indicated.
Nowadays our ideas of honor are a
little different That is to say, they
are different so far as people are con-
cerned. An honorable man is honest
first of all. He keeps his word. He
tells the truth. He doesn't steal And
a gentleman does not hold himself SUI
perior to all others or proclaim from
the housetops the unique virtues OF
his affinity.
With nations, however, the old ideas
of honor have largely survived.
As matter of fact. there isn't very,
much about the International relations
of any country that is very creditable.
Nations talk loudly about their honor;
but 1t seems to be the old kind of
honor. Certainly there isn't much
honesty about IL. We may dislike
this talk. But If we believe the ma
tons are honest. why don't we trust
them? AE4
In the past the governments have
international affairs and
che peoples haven't had much
to de with 1t. From now on we may
hope for more democratic control of
foreign policy in all countries. I can
believe almost any hard thing about
governments .Ws
Their foreign offices have been con-
trolled by the standards of another
era, But when the peoples really get
4 hold of foreign affairs, ait Is impos
sible to believe that they'll be quite so
bad. At least all Of us who believe
M democracy will say so. @ :.
Its 4 good omen the xaysthaipeos
sf<3 xa44AfT EhSf f{asssxahs lKS4 5t IN
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09
ANOTHER TEDDY ON HIS WAY.

Col. Theodore Roosevelt may never
go as far as did his father. But the
young man is not lacking in courage.
Returning from war, he is following
the path taken by his parent. Young
Roosevelt announces that his that is
in the ring" and he will begin by seek
ing any office in which his friends be-
lieve he can be useful. For this pur-
pose he has resigned from a bank po-
sition. In announcing that he favorsi
universal military service and undi-
luted Americanism, his languageI
sounds like the words of his paternal
teacher
For the present Roosevelt is en-
gagged III organizing the Association of
War Veterans which originated among
the American troops overseas. This,
declares Roosevelt, is not to be q po-
litical organization but he adds that
political parties will deem it advisable
to consult the association III
Remembering the political places,
from the presidency down. that fell
to members of the Grand Army of
the Republic, it must be admitted that
Teddy No knows something of thel
political game.
Republicans are talking of nominat3
ing him for head of the board of al
dermen of New York and newspapers
are discussing the possibility of thel
presidency being reached should heI
make good and go up through thel
governorship of New York, as did thel
father. He would not be the first son
to follow a father into the White
House.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09
today EVENTS

Fifty-fourth anniversary of the
surrender at AppomattoX.
Twenty-fifth anniversary of the
Davidson theater fire IN Milwaukee,
in which nine lives were lost.
! Plans for statewide political par
ty are to be taken IN by the Illinois
state federation of labor at meeting
to be held at Springfield today.
Chicago is to be the meeting place
today of the annual convention of the
National association of box manufac-
turers.
The annual convention of the In
diana Sanitary and Water Supply as
ISOLATION will meet at indianapolis to-
day for a two-day session.
Rt. Rev. William Turner will be
formally installed las Roman Catholic
bishop of Buffalo with ceremonies
today in the new cathedral of st. JOS
eph in that CITY,
Plans for the future activities Of the
suffragists of Pennsylvania will be
mapped out by the Pennsylvania
Woman Suffrage association at its
annual convention opening in Phila-
delphia today.
Methodist Episcopal conferences
opening today:
Eastern Swedish conference, az
Worcester, Mass.
Troy Conference. at Schenectady,
N. Y.
Maine conference, at Fairfield, Me-
East Maine Conference, at Milo, Me
\ New Hampshire conference. at Lit
f9eton, NH.
Delaware conference, at Whining
ton, Del.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09
OVER HIS DEPTH.

Two brothers were being enter
tanned by a rich friend AS ill-iucls
would have it. during the evening the
talk drifted away from ordinary top
les.
DO you like Oman Khayyam %
asked the host carelessly, by way of
making conversations y,
The elder brother heroically rushed
into the breach.
Pretty we'll" said he. but l pre-
fer hook"
\ Nothing more was said on the sub
Jeet until the brothers We're on THEM
way home. l4,t.sf. sag
se saw said the younger brother,
breaking a painful silence, why can't
you leave hesthings you do not uD-
derstand 10 fneg Omar X hayyam
zsnStsn' wine, you idiot; it'ssa scheebes'
4 ftEA III AAfpS< ~ ssN@ ,.ta32hs& 49,
q sisax ysfv asasesa ass 4s
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09
The League of Nations
BY JOSIAH f. REED.

| pie of the United States. and indeed
all the peoples of the world are dis-
| eussing the league of nations Thew
won't always take so much interest, L
suppose, and it is good thing to get
the league started while foreign af-
fairs are still in the foreground. But
l can't believe the peoples Of the
world VIII ever, settle back to the old
ways and act as though foreign policy
was no concern of theirs
we may hope, then. for more hon
eS'y IN world affairs in proportion as
an me people take an interest in them.
But at present we might as we'll
admit that nations d sn't really trust
each, other to be hon est. and that we
can not rely upon thear honor to keep
thelr agreements. We! can't trust them
to do it. but perha ps we can make
them.
; Arllcie \ OF the covenant says:
me nigh contrac' Ing parties shall
umuertake 70 fespecf and preserve as
asalnsi external atsy ression the, terri
toilaI integrity and existing political
the league "Pres rive as AGAINST ex-
ternal aggresslonsi =" That's pretty
large order I y iink we'd be more
Wilnng 10 undert AXE it If we could
ne sure tie otne { nations would UNI
dertake 1t heneg sly, too In other
words we are an aid that some nation
VIII preak It's agreement and then
mat the other nations will break
theirs by fafhnj to attack the first.
wei, or eou rise. we can't be sure
OF ANYTHING ip this life. One thing
Is certain: II I If we never try any
thing. vel neyer get anywhere. My
own view ~ that the nations Of the
world are ljretty we'll convinced of the
power 9s sfhe United States and they
nave So me confidence IN our honesty.
Also icy sarcA pretty anxious to keep
our ~ iendship. England is especially
anxio US. and, fdr my part, have con-
Iider .ce in ENGLAND. Well, EhGtnhd'
and the United States have tlts big
ftef IT.. Y. Whethhp1 armaments are re-
1y ced Or. not Nc. two HWtll have spze-
W N fl
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you all over again, according 10 the
approved formula.
oh my, no!
1t has become his mission in life. his
one great obsession.
To watch you in public! To save
you from yourself
To prevent you, at all costs, from
doing something conspicuous"
Your ankles are tender from being
surreptitiously kicked under the table
at dinner parties.
There is a sore spot in your side
where his elbow nudges you whenever
you are walking or dancing together
You feel as though he were going
to pin bib around your meek and
tie you down in your high-cha when
ever he takes you to a restaurant.
How you ever got through life with
out being disgraced or arrested before
you met him you cannot imagined
When you open your mouth 10
speak you subconsciously feel his ears
prick up and see his eyebrows lift
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09

ponderant power upon the sea. II we
both sign that agreement and intend
to keep it. have notion that no big
stable nation with a great deal to
lose will ever challenge it. | feel the
same way about Article XVI.
So far as applying force is con-
cerned, if it is very clear that Eng
land and the United States intend to
do it when necessary, the other ma
lions Will get aboard the band
wagon.
1t seems to me that Art. X is sound
enough, so far as applying force is
concerned. But there IS another OBJ
lection to ii that is equally serious,
let's look at that tomorrow.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09
STILL EVADING.

The press bureau in San Francisco
conducted by the League to Enforce
Peace. announced that congress
was to he held there. IN order to ''in-
fluence the senate to confirm what
ever treaty may be prepared at the
conference in Paris by the president
When ex- President Taft breezed into
the city, he unqualifiedly endorsed as
sufficient a covenant already drafted,
which President Wilson said was COM
plete, perfect and not to be changed.
Senators Borah, Fall, Lodge and
others among the republicans; Sem
ator Reed and others on the demo-
cratic side, were criticsing various
features as unconstitutional and I'M
American. Especially did they de-
nounce the silence about the Monroe
Doctrine.
The ex-president. in heat of resent
ment at an open letter published by
Senator Borah, addressed to Mr.. Taft,
declared in a San Francisco speech
that he would not trust the opposing
senator's overnight with the eonstltu-
\ ton
But Mr.. Taft was then in cur
rent of popular desire by war
weary people. for a league for peace.
Discussion was just beginning that re-
vealed the unexpected scope league
of nations might take.
The optimistic ex-president, as he
finished his cheering swing around
the country, found that he had not
put his idea over He had succeeded
about as well as he did in an effort,
when he had convinced the people of
two little states that Mr.. Taft should
again be the country's pilot.
However, Mr.. Taft has begun to
catch up with the country. Evidently
crowded cables, or the government
wireless.
Wiser or All Fools Day than on the
Ides of March, Mr. Taft turned a new
leaf at the opening of April On that
date he advised Paris representative
Of the league 10 enforce peace, to
secure five alterations of the draft by
the league of nations conference,
In the cable report in the Journal
Monday. of Sweeping changes" now
about to be agreed upon. are indica-
tons that the American delegates
have listened to voices from home
Rnd that jockeying conferees are
dropping contentious maintained until
aow for use as trading concessions.
Article X still stands without dis
inct reference to America Among
,tller things suggested by the belated
Mr. Taft was that the covenant should
sontain the following language as to
he Monroe Doctrine:
Reservation Of Monroe Doctrine as
Z lollows: Any American state or states
nay protect the integrity of American
erritory and the independence of the
80ysrnment whose territory it is,
whether a member of the league or
Kof, and may, IN the interest of Amer
ian peace. object to and prevent the
Nrther transfer Of American territory
Up sovereignty to anyas European or |
$on- American power
'4 The above is plaines EngMshass Bat |
3e conferees seem not to have got it
Aight, or else are yeftrying TO ,Wrig-
The cable published in the
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Journal Monday quoted the present
arrangement as follows:

Journal Monday quoted the present
arrangement as follows:
Article X-The members of the
league undertake to respect and pre-
serve as against external aggression
the territorial integrity and existing
political independence of all states
members of the league. In case of
any such aggression or IN case of any
threat or danger of such aggression
the executive council shall advise upon
the means b. which the obligations
shall be fulfilled.
There is not word in that referring
distinctly to America.
AS it reads It means that we must
help to preserve any LEAGUE member,
on any hemisphere from losing terri
tory, or losing political independence,
from any source. And IN case of ag-
gression or threat, the council shall
advise us how we shall help--with
men, money. food, ships or otherwise.
We could do nothing for our neigh
Dor on the southern borders or in
South America--or for Cuba or Pan
ANA, if they remained aloof from the
league.
Distrust of European creditor ma
tons may be the cause of Mexico
not seeming TO seek membership at
present.
May not the financial stake Eu-
ropean leaguists have to the south
ward, be the real reason for the re-
luctance to delegate to the United
states the specific right to follow past
methods of guarding her weaker
neighbors from countries that now
propose an ''all together" rule?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09
ORGANIZERS OLD AND NEW

Ex-senator Bailey of Texas is by
no means as meek as Moses, but fol-
lows the example of the law giver in
warnings against dreamers of dreams
and promising prophets. The Bailey
appeal to Texas democrats to not fol-
low political gods further into the
paths OF socialism as being practiced
by the Wilson leaders, echos the words
found in the Fifth Book of Noses
Deuteronomy Chapter 10, reading az
follows:
If there arise among you pro-
phet, or dreamer of dreams, and
giveth thee a sign or wonder,
2. And the sign or wonder cometh
to pass, whereof he spake unto thee,
saying, let us go after 'other gods,
which thou hast not known, and let us
serve them;
3. Thou shalt not hearken unto
the words of that prophet or that
dreamer of dreams"
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Gin the Days News"

Manual L. Quezon. who has arrived
in Washington at the head of a special
mission sent to the United States by
the PHILIPPINE legislature to ask COM
plete independence for the, islands, is
the president of the Philippine senate
He is well known in Washington
where he served as resident commits
sioner of the islands from 1909 to
1916, having a seat in the house of
representatives but not vote. Prior
to that time he was member of the
Philippine assembly provincial
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09

for your wit, Jr
your originality, or
your quaintness, OF
your chic
Because you were
$50 different" from
other women.
But that doesn't
deter him from at
tempting to RE
model" you, ac-
cording TO the con-
ventional pattern.
Or from starting
right in to make
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09
T HE. BL Cd
(BY LEE HERBERT SMITH, NJ D.
AFTER INFLUENZA AND HARD WINTER COLDS.

After an attack of the grip or
pneumonia, or even a hard cold,
the blood is left thin, watery, and
one is said to be anemic. Instead
of the blood cells being round, as
in diagram GAP, they become
irregular, as in "B." When you
feel weak, nervous, or the skin
breaks out in pimples, eruptions
or boils, and you feel 'fblue" and
without any snap Or energy,
sometimes hands cold and clam
my, there is usually a large de-
crease in the red or white blood
corpuscles and one should build
up with some good blood-builder
and tonic.
You can put iron in your blood
and the cells become round and
ed, losing the irregular shape, by
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09

governor and a prosecuting attorney.
In his earlier years. as one of Aguin-
aldo's lieutenants in the armed move
ment that resisted American occupa-
ton he won military prominence and
showed the positive character that he
has since displayed in statecraft. His
record while commissioner at WASH
ington was one of dignity and cour-
age and reasoned setting forth of
the national aspirations of the people
he represented.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09

There is probably no one in New
Mexico named Rockafellow. but plen-
ty are preparing to fraternize with
him later.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09

taking a good IRON tonic, called
"Irontic," put up by DR.. Pierce
and sold by most druggists. This
Irontic" is compounded of SOL
uble5 iron, nux and herbal extracts.
With this you gain in vim, vigor
and vitality. Instead Of pale
cheeks, tired and worn out before
the day is half done, after taking
sIrontic" your cheeks will have
color, you will feel strong and
vigorous and ready for work.
Or if you like a good Alternative
and herbal tonic, such one can,
be obtained at any drug store,
favorably known for the past fifty
years as DR.. Pierce's Golden Medi-
cal Discovery. This is made from
the wild roots and barks of forest
trees and without the useof alcohol.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-04-09
Today's birthdays.

Gen. Erich Ludendorff, considered
by many as the master brain of Ger
man strategy born in Posen. "a years
ago today.
Hon, Walter E. Foster, premier of
New Brunswick, born at st. Martins,
N. b., As years ago today.
Rt Rev.. Charles Fl. Brent, Episco-
pal bishop who had charge of Protest
ant chaplains of the American expe-
ditlonary' forces. born in Newcastle,
Ont, 81 years ago today.
DR.. Raymond A. Pearson, president
of Iowa state college of agriculture,
born at Evansville. Ind, 46 years
ago today.
Park Trammell, junior United
States senator from Florida, born in
Polk county, Fla, 43 years ago today.
journal Want Ads bring results.
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Today's Anniversaries.

IodayS Anniversaries.
1S27-Maria s. Cummins. whose first
novel. THE Lamplightor,"
proved a phenomenal success,
born at Salem. Mass. Died at
Dorchester, Mass, Oct. /, 1865.
1S67-George Luther Stearns, the
Boston merchant who applied
the funds for the John Brown
campaign in Kansas. died In
New York. Born at Medford,
Mass, in 1909.
1SG9-James M. Ashley assumed Of
flee as territorial governor of
Montana.
was defeated in the
Dominion House of Commons
1S91-Lieutenant Grant and British
troops defeated large force
of Manipurs near Assam.
1904-Isabella III of Spain, who strug-
gled vainly to avoid the mar
riage arranged for her. died in
Paris. Born in Madrid. Oct.
10, 1880.
19f5--Germany agreed to compensate
owners for sinking American
ship william p. Frye
1916-Germans launched general at
tack on twelve-mile front at
Verdun.
1917-British in great offensive broke
German lines between Lens and
Arras, capturing famous Vimy
Ridge