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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-12-19

twenty-five to forty. who does not dip
snuff, does not belong TO any lodge,
does not go to shows or theaters. who
has never been married and who never
rode horse astride, address box 1O7,
Bagswell, Texas" Gee. brother; you
forgot to mention one thing-snoring.
Barber shop prices continue to be
the same, but personally we should
like to see a change from the chry-
santhemum haircut go to prohibitive
figure.
The four ages of woman are asid
to be 'lugged, mugged, Rugged and
humbugged."
"a necessity or luxury depends upon
whether she is cooking his dinner or
asking for new dress.
Some good intentions never get be-
beyond the crawling stage.
Think big. talk little, laugh easily,
lock much, give freely, pay cash and
be kind and you will be a success in
life and credit to your community.
Il was Philips Brooks who said, also,
the care of the body and the care of
the soul are not two duties, but two
parts of one duty If there is a place
in the world where body and soul can
harmonic it is on our fair Florida.
Here in the warmth and the sunshine,
with wide seas all about US, bright
stars in the night time and singing
birds If man would do his duty unto
himself and his neighbors it would be
we'll with him on earth and in the
great hereafter.
There is one man in this city that
has experienced a change of heart and
hasn't had a bottle in his house fol
nearly two weeks. maybe longer than
that. Neither have we, but it isn't
because we have had a change of
heart. Our heart is in the right place,
and we have a relative who delights
in keeping up from feeling lonesome,
for which we are most grateful. The
ether fellow hasn't, hence this joy
stuff.
Jack Frost is an incerrigible old
fl,rt We haven't got him in close
quarters yet. but the possibilities are
we will at any minute.
From the way some grandmothers
dress, one would think they had had
kitten glands inserted in them.
Many a man who thinks he is steal
ing a kiss, couldn't dodge it if he
ducked under the sofa. Of course, we
can't give advice on the subject, for
that is one of the poorest businesses
OH earth. People are, about as glad
to take advice as they are the flu. So
keep on lodging, girls.
-
One. of the mysteries which is be-
ycnd masculine solution is how the
women who affect the extremes of
fashion in the matter of waists man.
age to sneeze without embarrassing
results,
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-12-19
Pine stunps Worth Millions.

Norway pine stumps obstructing ag-
ricultural development in northern
Minnesota potentially are worth about
$500. 100000. according to the state
auditor.
"Distillation of pine StumpS is a
problem of recent development" he
said. "It is done to secure various in
gradients of great commercial value.
Experiments have proven pine stumpS
on cut-over northern Minnesota lands
are exceptionally rich in resins and
adapted TO the manufacture of turpen-
tine, pine tar, pine creOsote, pine oil
and similar products. \ company is
being formed TO establish a plant in
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-12-19
WISE AND OTHERWISE
(Contributed)

tCOntr1buted)
We suppose monument dealers have
prospects" in their business just as
automobile dealers and others have
but they have to use a great deal
more diplomacy in handling him.
Children in India have to learn the
multiplication table up to forty times
forty, and this is further complicated
by the introduction of fractional
parts. Gee, whiz! We are glad we
amt kid. Such work as that would
wreck the Ocala schools, professors
and all.
Information gives the facts that
there are a thousand regularly or,
dained women ministers in these
Urited States. and yet the stork is g
goose to leave children in some OF
these families.
Isn't it funny that most of the ser.
mons against dancing are delivered t.
people who do not dance.
A heroic mother who has been cook
ing river trout and suckers to satisfy
her sporting offspring, is now trying
her hand at frying squirrels anC
quails and things.
AS we see it, vanity is one of the
fundamental qualities of human ma
ture, and these qualities are prett!
much the same whether they be car
ried under a picture hat or derby.
We have been saying lot about thu
difficulty of convincing good-lopkine
woman of anything. But just you
wait until the dear things invade tht
jury box. and see the male defendant!
doll up when they come to trial.
Tramps are about one of the scare
est things in Ocala. But one appear
ed few days since at the rear dool
OF a prosperous look residence. ant
the lady of the house said, Eyes,
will see that you have some break
fast, but what will you do to earn it 2
MADAM" said the wanderer, "I1l jus
give you the pleasure of seeing ont
man go through a whole meal withou
finding fault with single thing.
And he did.
Oh, what a glorious round of gor
geous days December has given thu!
far this year. Ger all the hills thu
purple haze and yet the sky so clear
And everybody who can get from on
the crowded town, is speeding on thu
roads in every direction, between thu
hedges green and gold and crimson
The sunlight floods the yellow ways
as round the hills they Irvine and eve
rybody gloats and says gee. but thi!
air is fine.
In the Gospel Advocate of Novem
Der 9Th, appears this advertisement
WANTED, a wife. If a good home
well furnished. by widower who ha:
no children, who is a doctor and g
druggist and loyal gospel preacher
appeals to Christian lady from
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-12-19

WOOD-Phone lag for all lenghths
oak or pine wood; thoroughly season.
ed. Special price on quantity orders.
Pit in your winter supply now.
Smoak's Wood Yard. 15-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-12-19

FURNITURE, ETC buy and sell
second hand furniture. Experts put it
in good condition before re-sellinG.
Rerair sewing machines, lawn now
ers, enamelware, etc. ]. w. Hunter,
80, 312, 314 South Main st. 23-tf
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FOR SALE-Must sell before Jan. L
and l am asking for bids on my prop
erty situated on lot IL, block 10, Mar
ion Heights, Ocala, Fla. This prop
erty is unincumbered and can give
guaranteed title. Lot 5Ox150 feet; six
rooms, bath and sleeping porch; front
ard back porches; good well. This
house at present prices would cost
$500 to build. It's yours at your
price. Go look it over and mail me
your offer at once. Not for sale after
Jan. 1st. Write P. d. Odell, Andrews,
S. G. 17-tf*
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FOR SALE-(Wood Cut to order.)
Reduce the high cost of keeping COM
Portable this winter by buying your
wood cut ready to burn direct from
the producer. thereby saving the
profits of the city wood yard. Orders
filled anywhere in the city. Phone
80 M. c. P. Howell, Ocala. Am
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-12-19

WANTED-Infant clothing of any
description. No matter how small the
gift, it will be appreciated. Leave
your offering at Mrs. Blackburn's res
idence on OklaWaha avenue. Mrs. G.
L. Bittinger, president Kings DaughH
tiers. eff
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FOR SALE-Residence with rooms
and bath. large porches; corner of
Franklin and Clark streets; also
Ian e barn. Will sell for cash or on
terms. Call phone 493. 12-2-1m
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-12-19

WANTED-Two to five million feet
lcngleaf yellow pine timber. Address
with full particulars, stating whether
round or boxed; if under lease. In
clpde map showing location of rail-
re ad, hard road, acreage, estimate,
price and terms. P. o. Box S57, Tam
pa, Fla. 19-4t
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lFOUND-Shepherd dog. Came to my
place several days ago. Owner can
have same by paying expense of keep
ard this ad. Dunn's Veterinary Hos
pital. 1S-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-12-19

FOR SALE-26 head mule colts two
and three years old. Can be seen at
nay farm on Blitchton road, II miles
out from Ocala. A. L. Mckay. Nor
riston, Fla. 1867
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WOOD-For oak wood. cut to order,
call Teapot Grocery, or see j. II. ].
Counts. 19-tf
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UNCLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS
WANTED, LOST, FOUND, FOR
SALE, FOR RENT AND SIM
LIAR LOCAL NEEDS

RATES-Six line maximum, one
time, Csc; three times, Soc; six times
Use; one month SO. Payable in ad-
vance.
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WANTED-At once, 10000 bushels
of peanuts, any variety. We also want
your furs, hides. cotton, etc. Ocala
Exchange & Hide Co., Carmichael
building, Ocala, Fla. 19-tf
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FOR SALE-at TOP Wyomina street,
siA-room house. also bath and summer
kitchen; all modern improvements.
Also rock face cement block machine.
Carl Wenzel. 2-1-3Ot*
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FOR SALE-Nice milk cow with
heifer calf. See c. A. Holloway, 715
Lime street. Ocala, Fla. 5-tf
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-08-03
JUST FOR FUN


For evory joke, oonuedrum question and onswer
that Is enough to get this column will send
tho Chldren's Tribune A1Uurd and one thrift
stamp The questions and answers Mood not BE- funny,
they need only Be Interesting and unusual Age limit
fttcen years.
Queries and Conmdrums
What is the first thing person usually plants in his
garden? His foot
Ted-What does person usually grow in his garden?
Bll-Tired.
Hornell, NY. Donald Matthews 90 years..
Question-Why do policemen ride on trolley cars
without paying?
Answer-Because you can't get nickel out of a
copper. Frederick Abel.
Brooklyn, N Y.
What is there about house that seldom falls but
never hurts the occupant when it does? The rent
New York City. Juius Miller q years..
Why is Westminster Abbey like hearth?
Answer-Because the ashes of the great (prate) lie
there. Isabel Benny (11 years.
Cold Spring Harbor, Long Island.
What is the largest in the world?
Answer-The for improvement.
Why is a small boy like flannel?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-08-03
A Few More Quips
Mad Enough to Lick Amy One

Before entering the army this rookie peaceful
lad rising at 515 the morning went against his
principles On this particular morning he fell in line
by light Of the moon, his bunkie heard him mutter
Its clear to me now why didn't think of that long
ago."
Bunke (puzzled)-What's clear to you now?
Rookie-The reason why all great battles begin at
daybreak.
Bunke-Why?
Rookie-Because when have to get up at that
time they feel much like fighting.
New York City, Leonard M. Wasein g years.
know young woman who makes little things count.
does she She teaches arithmetic in primary
school, Florence Levy O. years.
War Results
Before the war Germans used to raise lot Of
hops But since the Americans went there they
changed it to jumps
Arlington, N. J. Marie Smith Il I years.
Mother Wit
''Nora" exclaimed Mrs. Smith Indignantly to her
maid, "do you know can write in the dust
this piano."
"Ah yes said Nora dreamly, "educaton is
derful thing. Anna Friedman q years..
Brooklyn, N. Y
Natural History
Two Irishwomen were looking at a giraffe in the zoo
one day when remarked, can what he long
neck for?"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-08-03
Natural History

Two Irishwomen looking at a giraffe in the zoo
one day when one remarked can what he SIGH long
neck for?'
ITO reach his head, of course replied the other
New York City. James Moskowtz q years.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-08-03

What is the greatest riddle and why?
Answer-Life, because we all have to give up.
Pelham Manor, ~ Y Benjamin Peticolas.
The sun., 1919-03-23
NAVY 'BLIMP' READY
TO CROSS ATLANTIC
Dirigible Being GrOomed at
Norfolk. Has 1000 Mile
Cruising Radius.
DID NORTH SEA PATROL
Ensign McCracken. Pilot, Sure
Huge Aircraft Will Make
Ocean Flight.

Down at Norfolk, Va, the navy Is
grooming for across the Atlantic flight
a dirigible with pontoons which is al
most long enough to reach from THE
SUN office to the front door of the City
Hall. It's a whale Of an airship, 25s feet
long. with a cruising radius of up to
1000 miles and with all the comforts
Of a Manhattan apartment.
Young Tommy McCracken, Ensign.
U. s. N. Is the admiral of this aerial
dreadnought. and Ensign Thomas said
yesterday at his home. S42 Lafayette
avenue. Brooklyn, that he doesn't be-
lieve the British have anything classier
than U. s. N. North Sea /, the official
designation OF the big blimp. He knows
something about the merits Of the dirigi-
BILE because he commanded her in North
Sea patrol work, work sometimes ac-
complished in very nasty weather.
The sun., 1919-03-23

doughboys and officers. ] could but
wonder at those women. at their good
ness and gracious hospitality to the
Americans quartered in their homes.
The American soldier has his habits,
which we understand. but which were
not always Ineligible to the French,
and those women by their patience
made II possible to establish the en-
tente cordiale in an astonishingly short
time.
You know when people make week
end visits here you are glad to welcome
them, but also you are glad to see them
go. Over there It was no week end bust
ness but continuous performance. No
sooner did one lot of troops move on
than another lot came, and the women
made them all welcome, at the same
time carrying on their own work and
the work. of their men who we're alb.
! sent in the field"
Marcel Knecht organized the meet
ing. There was singing by Nine. De.
!aunois Of the Metropolitan Opera com.
pany.
The sun., 1919-03-23
BRITISH DIRICIBLE
FLIES 1885 MILES
Record Trip by Non-rigid
Aircraft in Gale.
Special Cable Despatch TO TIE suN from the
London Times Serrice

Special Cable Despatch TO TIE suN from the
London Times serrice.
Copyright 1919; all rights reserved.
LONDON, March ga British air
ships flight of 1895 miles around the
North Sea, completed a few days ago, is
said to be record for airships Of the
non-rlgid type. The airship had bad
luck, running into forty knot gales, but
survived gallantly Notwithstanding the
curious fact that the high winds caused
all aboard 1t to be severely sick, necessi-
tating relief pilots\and coxswains at fire.
quent intervals.
LONDON. March 22-The FIRST account
is now officially published OF remark
able long distance tight over the North
Sea which was performed by British
non-rigid airship, tie Us-l1. during the
last few days. The voyage took tine
form of a circuit, embracing the coast oil
Denmark, Schleswig- Holstein, Helgo-
land, North Germany and Holland
The trip was characterized by ex-
tremely unfavorable weather, and there
fore Is regarded as ranking as perhaps
the most notable flight of the kind ever
undertaken.
The total length Of the round trip was
1885 air miles. and the time taken was
about forty and half hours.
The airship started from the Firth
of Forth laying straight course to-
ward Denmark. There was a northwest
wind of fifteen to twenty miles an hour
and the night was dark but the airship
was only a mile from her course when
she passed the Dogger Bank Lighthouse
After passing the lighthouse the velocity
of the wind increased and calcium flares
were dropped into the sea frequently to
determine the location.
The airships troubles, began on the
return journey The wind pecHme
The sun., 1919-03-23
2,e4o,0 900 PIECES OF GUM SENT.
U. =. Troops in France VIII Get
Candles and Popcorn Also.

WASHINGTON, March 22.-Slnce hos
tilities ended and the urgent necessity
bound for France passed the War De-
partment has been buying large ouanti-
ties OF chewing gum, popcorn. candy.
fruit tablets sailed nuts and similar
Injuries for the troops.
A statement to-day says that 2.6io, 900
packages of gum were recently pur-
chased and $4,000 packages each of
candles. popcorn and fruit tablets.
sslted peanuts, sailed almonds and wa
fer rolls to provide for the April needs
of the American forces in France.
The sun., 1919-03-23

stronger and more tempestuous. At mid
night one engine became useless and the
ship was forced a considerable distance
to leeward.
The captain contemplated landing in
France, but finally decided to hold on in
the hope that the wind would abate The
wind abating somewhat. land fair
was made at North Forel co. At this
time the gasolcne supply was running
low.
The flight was carried out entirely
over the sea. 1t was the longest nom
stop overseas voyage ever made by a
British aircraft and so far as is known
1t was worlds record for non-rigid
airships
The sun., 1919-03-23

She was built for long distance navi-
cation, Ensign McCracken explained
and on the basis OF what sne has already
done he feels confident that she has
chance to win the honor Of being the
first to make the big crossing. The gas
capacity is $4,000 cubic feet. Twelve
tanks carrying a total of 1920 gallons
Of gasolene carry the fuel and tucked
away inside her silvery hide is another
tank to supply ninety gallons OF water.
"They sent me back from overseas
to prepare the snip for a transatlantic
flight" said Ensign McCracken yester-
day. II am positive she can cross the
ocean not once but many times. She
can alight upon the water and can stand
a lot of hard usage. She is-engined by
two $50 horsepower Flats and the crew
ordinarily consists of four men--the Off
Ger in charge, a mate, radio OFFICER
and an engineer. At present there Is
no hangar big enough to house this big
bird of ours"
Gasoline Is Problem.
The transatlantic competition moved
Frank II. Russell, general manager. OF
the Curtiss Engineering Corporation OF
Garden City. to state yesterday that
American aeronautical experts find one
great problem only in contemplating the
long Night, and that problem Is gaso-
lene supply.
THE maximum distance to be flown I,
acknowledged to be 1900 miles" said Mr.,
Russell, ALLOW 10 per cent. for drift
&C.. and we have about 1000 miles. Al
100 miles an hour a 30 horse power
motor would require twenty hours sup
ply of gas. At nine gallons an hour this
| would be 1870 gallons or 1,116 pounds
Three motors could support a flying
craft which could carry ample case
lene to reach from Newfoundland &c
Ireland and which could make the ever
more difficult return trip against the
west to east winds which prevail al
practically all times. Boats are nov
being constructed on both sides of The
Atlantic which will meet the require
ments of the great journey"
The sun., 1919-03-23
COURT YIELDS TO AUCTION.
Morschsuser VIII Adjourn Session
to Attend Cattle Sale.

So he can go to an auction sale Of
cattle Justice Joseph Morschauser of the
Supreme Court, now sitting in Putnam
county. has decided to adjourn court on
Friday and attend the vendue on the
farm of ex-Assemblyman John r. Yale
at Ludingtonville on that day. Mr.. Yale
has sold his farm to s. w. Huff, presi-
cent or the Third Avenue Railway Com
eany OF this city, who is to have his
summer home there.
state Senator James Towner. "a
auctioneer for Mr.. Yale. is to -knock
DOWN eighty cows and seven horses on
the auction block. AS many talesmen of
the jury panels asked to be excused to
60 TO the auction Judge Morschauser
decided to close court then and go along
100 as he is stock fancier himself
The sun., 1919-03-23
SOUTHWEST HAS A BLIZZARD.
Four Feet OF snow Fall in New
Mexfco-HousesC Collapse.

EAST LAS VEGAS, N. NJ, March az
This section of the country has been
visited by the heaviest snowstorm in
years. At Mora four feet of snow have
fallen since Thursday night and houses
are reported collapsing.
Thirty inches have fallen here in the
last forty-eight hours and IL is still
showing tonight. Many buildings have
collapsed here and electric light and car
service is stopped.
The sun., 1919-03-23
Navy Ordered 70 Set Clock. Up.

Instructions 10 naval units making up
the cruiser and transport service to re-
sumo the daylight saving schedule Of
time March 80, were sent out by wire
less yesterday from the headquarters of
Vice Admiral Gleaves at Hoboken. Tho
orders direct that clocks be set forward
one hour a 2 A. NJ. on that day at all
stations and on all vessels OF the navy
in United States territorial waters
The sun., 1919-03-23

I'VE entered the war late" he said.
I'VE had a lookin, and frankly we had
all we wanted. But we never ceased to
marvel that human beings could endure.
as the French endured, those horrors for
four long years"
Then Gen. Organ paid a heartfelt
tribute to the women of France for their
hospitality to the American soldier, and
begged American women to reciprocate
by being just as nice as they could to
the French officers and soldiers over
here.
when we went to France Of course
we were the new thing" he said. land
those French women actually neglected
their own men to make much Of our
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-06-05
Notes From Married..

Many from here attended the grad
uaton exercises Saturday. The follow
ing pupils received the first honor Of
diplomas; Mary Berger, Marcella Sic
bold, Anton Hamernlck, Lenora Gust
mann, Francis Dewane.
Second honor diplomas: Anna Xviii
elk. Arthur Mueller, Lester Meyer.
Mary Berger won the gold medal for
the highest diploma standing.
Hurrah for Marihel school
Louis Buth was u business caller one
day last week at Manihowoc
Mr.. Emil Kloida OF Nanitowic tran
sacted business here last week.
Mr.. ED. petska and Miss lrma Rel
boldt were visiting friends 81 Denmark
Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dr. Nellner spent sew
eraI days visiting at Shawano.
SIR. and Mrs John Shuber are proud
phfthLs OF bhoy Sh l.
Miss julia Eochjan spent few days
at Manitowoc
Walter Bruss who is employed al
Sturgeon Bay spent the week end al
his home.
Mrs. Mary Zeman and daughte,
Clara Of Two Rivers were seen in oui
burg Sunday.
A social dance will be given at Xviii
elk and Steidbrecker hall June 18th.
Music viii be furnished by the Yin
dra's orchestra. Everybody is cordial.
invited TO attend aud a good time prom
lsed to all.
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TRUE TO TRADITIONS OF SEA
BIueJackets Would Accept No Reward
for Their Part in Aiding Injured
In Wreck.

Several Indianapolis men were pas
sengers on the New York Central train
wrecked near Batavia, N. Y, One o.
them, in describing the wreck, told
the following story:
when | got into some clothes and
got out to see what the trouble was /
was surprised to see dozens Of sailors
as busy as bees helping care for the
wounded and making people as com
Portable as possible. 1t developed that
our train was carrying two day coaches
filed with bluejackets, and Il few sec
onds after the crash came they
were out Of the ears and making them
selves generally useful.
"Some time later representatives OF
the railroad company came through the
crowd settling with the passengers for
slight damages. Some asked $50. 9th
ers 500, and checks for the amoun'
asked were forthcoming. One big man
said that 500 would about square
things with him, but added that the
check should be made out to those
sailors out there" Accordingly the
check was drawn in favor of the men
who had been working like Trojans
ever since the crash, But
"The sailors refused to accept the
money.
"The check was then turned over to
the Red Cross to be used in naval re-
lief work."
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-06-05
Notes From 0Sman.

Miss Irene Ilammerle of Sheboygan
is visiting at the Stephenson home.
Misses Mary and Agnes Sullivan ana
Len Koutnik have returned to Manito-
woe, after a visit with relatives here.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Mullins are
happy parents of a baby boy.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Cries have re
turned to their home at Greenwood,
after few weeks visit with relatives
and friends here.
Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Bcrtsche OF
Manilowoc spent Sunday with Mr. and
Mrs Lindcman.
Mr. John Finch of Racine spent a
few days at his home here
Misses Margaret Morris and Mary
Lynch returned to Mantowoc Monday,
after a visit at the home of Mr. and
Mrs. William Morris.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Madigan and son
auloed to Milwaukee Decoration day
and spent the week end with Mr.. and
Mrs. Elmer Shanahan.