Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-03-25
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INDIGESTION.

INDIGESTION.
Dol love her?
Dfmpling red lips at me poutfng,
Dimplng shoulders at me houting;
No. DON'T 4
Do love her?
Prisoned in those crystal eyes
Purity forever lies;
Yes, dol
Do love her?
Little, wild, and wi1lfM fiction,
Teasing, torturing contradiction;
. No, I DON'T -
DO love her?
With kind acts and sweet words she
Aids and comforts poverty;
Yes, do!
Do love her?
Quick she puts her cuirass ON,
Sings with laughter. stings with scorn!
No, don'ti
eDo love her?
MOI Then to my arms she flies,
Filling me with glad surprise;
All, yes, dol p, j.
Isn't it invariably true that when one de-
stroys or throws something away as useless, it
Is Immediately found to be the very thing
needed? So it is that no sooner had we done
away with our assortment of war maps than
another war is started-that is, il that is what
you choose to call that Russo-Hungarian affair.
Love Tells of Things in West" says a Sher-
rArd Bulletin headline: When love speaks we
all cast aside our work and listen
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We presume you noticed chat Chairman Peek
promises us all look-in on food prices.
Wen, That Explains It
ARKANSAS Exchange
Mr.. and Mrs. G. o. johnson are rejoicing
over the birth OF a This is their second
son, the first one being girl.
1t is estimated by the official estimator of
this sheet that there were at least thousand
1l1r aifxy n rrfrn
last week than there were before the town
went dry, or the national prohibition amend
ment was ratified. .
DRY STUFF.
Sir: How long do you suppose 1t will be
before the anti-saloon league and kindred Or
CARNATIONS open campaign against the
weather man whose wet proclivities are SO well
known and especially noticeable about this
time of the year? L. o.
Why not improve Rock Islands Hire Sol
der" slogan to read Fire Soldierer and Hire
So1dierT'l
HE'S DIPLOMAT
Sir: What do you think of fellow who
postpones the date for his New Years reso-
luton to take effect to July 1? ME-.
St Louis Republic headline says: Ger
man Reds Believed Split by Diet Speech
One might say, in this instance, something
6UOuS CuSIAAS Ms
HI, HO, HUM oh, YES!
Sir: While you were reviewing that spring
brings questions of whether to do this or that
why not include whether to work or not2 Or
don't you ever have that tired feeling that
comes with spring? E. B.
Charles Leedy says Not the least thing IN
is smile and hearty handshake." And we
understand that's about all some of them are
getting.
COiOrs That Run Are Barred
louisville Courier JournaD.
WANTED-For homework, good settled col
ored woman. 1774 s. Sd st.
= stBuda Fisher is one of those observing
toonists. He draws a picture of padded cell
and then labels it harmless ward
GETTING EVEN.
Sir: While conveying the impression that
he fully understood every word of it, my hus-
band took the opportunity to inform you that
1 had been wrestling with the dictionary ever
since reading H. KS g. C. explanation of the
secret meeting of the S. f. t. s. d. o. m. m BurS
let me shed little light my mates bump
of knowledge. When I had finished with the
dictionary (oh, yes, I admit it, hubby asked
anxiously: did you find out what H. K. really
meant?" MRS. X. Y.
G. s. writes in to ask if the newspaper fea-
ture entitled "the confessions of wife," Is |
propaganda against the s. f. t. s. d. o. m m.
o.
IT WOULD BE TAKING A HELUvA
CHANCE.
Sir: Do you think it would be safe propo-
sition to have ones car kept or repaired at the
garage of Billy He'll, 1874 West Seventh street, /
Davenport? o. F. Fl.
Hunger, they say breeds bolshevism.
Which probably explains the of it In
Hungary.