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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30
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r HE old graduate is now an old grudguate.

# HE old graduate is old grudguate
He's packing two-humped gudge like camel He's college
dromedary
district Of Alabama from Mack aapper pangd
from the dotted beer Of Manhattan and the
lemon extract sorees of Wyoming.
from the earth the planet; yea
even from the butt end Lincoln Neb where he lives who thinks
And why trayeeth old gudguatea pipe
play NUTS from other the former wnown
of foot ball.
And what eet the old grudge? Foot ba Not by boaload He
pipes something that looks the cat awful fight before kitty
weird and wonderful before land 1t could be
thing if you left specs home.
The old days when lad college Gone
when the star foot ball players drew checks instead of diplomas
castenc Brown scabby
aerbey Wnterknght and Doc Gest Of Kkbride Seminary
Those babies foot ball like old Terry MeGoven bayhoosd in
earned college letter unless he earned college for his
bali in those days before Walter Camp started
picking AAmeran teams from players the rules committee
AS Buls clipped recognize
his The flying wedge the tandem the hurdle the
places have been taken but filled by the forward pass line shift
and the protest
What's become of the old when foot the
face wasn't oasde provided the other foot the epetl Now
monkey eurvng It's good thing for the world that the rules
instead and the kaiser would be foreman.
eating charlotte russo Those birds were cannibas.
old grudge old-me foot ball cuckoo played
he thought of college and father.
This years player thinkso home and mother.
sentiment excellent give the old games that every
body enjoy almost much the village embalmer
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30
Tonight's Schedule.
FIVE MAN EVENT.
a p. M. SQUAD.

Utica Clothiers, Des Moines.
National Highway Markers Association,
Fort Dodge.
Reads Winners No. 2, Winner.
Black Hawk. Davenport.
Monarch. Fort Dodge.
Aberdeen's, Aberdeen.
strand Theater. Aberdeen.
Dvorak- Erickson Clothiers, Wahoo.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30
Boston College Defeats
Georgetown for Title

Boston, Nov. 2o.--Boston college
defeated Georgetown university, 10
to 7. in game said to carry with it
the Catholic college championship
ef the country.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30
Foot Ball Results,

Navy, q: Army. o.
University Of Utah. 10: Utah Angles, q.
University Of Colorado. So: Colorado
School Of Mines. 0.
Camp Pike lthlrd division). 20; Camp
Taylor first division), o.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30
All Events.

Leaders in all of the events OF the
Middlewest tournament held out
against Yesterdays terrific onslaught
and remained the same. Some OF the
games crack teams and individuals
were in the matches, but although
they made desperate efforts to tear
down the leaders from their lofty
pinnacles they were unsuccessful. al
trough a few managed to climb into
good places on the honor roll, the
high 10.
Hank Marine, the Chicago banana
peddler and peanut king, came clos
est of any in going to the top. He
had splendid chance to top the in
dividuals, having a total Of 458 for
his first two games and good start
in the first half of the third, but fail
! ure to strike just when it was needed
spoiled his chaNces, and cherry
pick KEEP, his score down to 638. De
[, Vito rolled nicely in this event with
6ls.
In the doubles, DeVitto and For
/ Il I,,f
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30
Johnny Sudenberg to Meet
Billy Uvick Across the River

Boxer Whom Champion Dempsey Declares Gave Him
Hardest Battle Will Meet Omaha Butcher Boy
in Main Boxing Event in AL Fiorfs Athletic
Carnival
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30
Creighton Closed.

The Creighton High school and
the Creighton college of liberal
arts and sciences will not reopen
this week on account of the fuel
shortage.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30

He from the ends of ends of planet
from the butt end Lincoln Neb where he lives thinks
that blood thicker than and juice thicker than both
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30

Additional Sport News on Page
Eleven. Section G. 80
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30

In the doubles, DeVitto and For
rey Luby looked like leaders. but
couldn't put i over, landing in third
place with 1923.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30

And why rayeeth the old grudguaei To pipe his old ala
play NUTS from other aana mutter the former
game of foot ball.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30

And what seet the old gudgc ball? Not boatoad
pipes something that looks the awful fight before kitty
dragged in 1t amt foot ball and amt It's something
weird and wonderful before land could be
thing you left specs home
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30

You can't blame old boy He the boolegger
district of Alabama from Mack Scnnet Aappe pand beaches Of
California; aye brother thug Chicago
tricks from the decimal dotted beer pteau Manhattan and from the
lemon soirees of Wyoming 4
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-30

The old days when lad college Con
the old nights when boy college drink Vanished
TIMES when the star foot ball players drew checks instead of dp
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1919-08-16

thermore, unless the annual expendi-
ture and facilities for up-keep are
sufficient to maintain that road In
good condition. impairment Of the NIX
ed investment follows. involving an
absolute loss of capital.
America can learn much about
roads and especially about road main
tenance from France, whose excellent
highways were one of the chief fac
tors in saving Paris during the Ger
man invasion. In America the ordin-
airy method is to wait until road
goes to pieces before repairing H.
This method is not only expensive In
itself, but takes the road out OF com
mission while IT Is being repaired and
adds both discomfort and expense to
the users OF the road between the
time II begins to go to pieces and the
start of the repair work The last is
no small item in itself, as owners OF
pleasure cars know and farmers are
] beginning to appreciate.
In France constant road inspec-
ton is maintained, much as we inspect
railroads, section by section. The
minute hole is formed or a veal
spot in the road develops, II IS the In
spector's business TO repair the place
at once. AS a result, the road is KEEP
in perfect condition at trifing ex
pense and with no impairment OF TIL
original capital investment.
In Paris during the German bonn
bardment large hole was blown Il
one OF the street payements. Al
American, attracted by the noise
noted the damage. then went on abon
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1919-08-16
DENNY FOR GOVERNOR.

Major Edward DENLY OF Detroitl
has made definite announcement OF
his intention 10 be candidate for
the republican nomination for COVER
nor to succeed Governor Sleeper.
Major DENLY Is one of Detroit's best
known and best loved men. lie Is a
veteran " two wars and his title OF
Major was earned. for, when the war
started he went TO the recruiting Of
fee and-yolunteered as private. He
is real fellow and real American,
MIR. DENLY was at one time con-
gresham from the district in which
Detroit Is located or was at that time
for since his incumbency in the con
gressional office the metropolis of
the state has grown greatly In size
lie retired from politics and has stead
tasty refused to become a candidate
for any Office since that time.
He is an attorney OF Detroit and
has been engaged in several business
ventures in the city, but is not 8
wealthy man and IN his announcement
he says that it will not be possible for
him to make a campaign in the usual
way, which Is supposed to mean thai
he will hot be able to hire lot q
scouts 70 gumshoe about the state fix
ing up fences.
IL is understood that Mr.. DENLY viii
be opposed by Alex Groesbeck, the
very efficient attorney general Of tn,
state. who has been understood 10 b,
in the race for some time Mr.. Groes-
beck and Mr. DENLY both being from
Detroit will divide the vote OF tina
city SO that the state at large vii
have to decide between them.
1t will be that way unless Lauren
D. Dickinson reverscs his usual form
and stays in the race for governor {,
the finish. Mr. Dickinson has been In
and out of the gubernatorial race :.
many times that it's hard to tel
so early in the contest just what h'
viii do.
There was some talk OF Senator W
A. Smith entering the race, but bis
friends say that there is no prospec
OF his doing so,
With the calibre Of men that Mr.
/ DENLY and Mr.. Groesbeck are Mlchi
gan certainly IS well taken care OF II
1.-The gnbernatorial candidacy line
! While tho primary doesn't take place
for year yet, a Ia quite certain tha
the pias will be set up about the stat
Tor real contest next August
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1919-08-16
ROAD MAINTENANCE.

1t should be a welcome announce
ment that large manufactures OF
road machinery has devised a tool at
tachment. by which road grader can
be converted readily into road plan
err. whose use will save seventy-fye
per cent OF the cost of maintenance.
The cost OF maintaing a road after 1t
has been built is too often overlook
ed. until IL comes as a shock TO the
township or county authorities, whose
restricted funds sometimes will not
permit repairs necessary to save the
original Investment. No matter how
many hard-surface roads may be built
during the next five years, earth
roads still will predominant over
whelmingly, and a cheap method Of
keeping them in shape will be decid-
ed boon.
Whether the first cost of a road be
$500 or $4,000 a mile, interest on the
investment and cost Of up-keep ar'
both elements Of the annual cosl
from which there is no escape. Fur
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1919-08-16

his business. When he passed that
way again little later he rubbed
eyes in astonishment The pavement
was perfect and there was no visible
evidence OF disaster which had kelI-
ed number Of people.
The comparison. OF course, has ref
erence to hard-surfaced roads, but
usually will be found to hold good
where earth and gravelled roads pre-
dominate. Such roads ordinarily are
given up to dangerous and expensive
ruts following wet weather. II is here
chat convertible grader. used as a
"once-oyer" machine. should be worth
, its weight In gold. The United States
Department of Good Roads and Rural
Engineering some time ago found
that In seven counties the cost per
ton mile OF hauling farm products
ranged from sixteen TO thirty-seven
cents, depending evidently upon the
condition Of the road. The difference
makes timely and inexpensive planning
seem a small item
In some parts of Central Illinois
the farmers by common consent have
adopted system which may be Of in
terest elsewhere. Central Illinois
mud, 1t may be said in passing, Is
the real thing The soil was made for
producing corn and not for transport
alton purposes. There after rain
the farmers are careful TO drive only
on one side Of the road That side
becomes badly cut up, OF course, but
the other side dries mooth, and later
brings Joy 20 the traveller. Earth
Mover
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1919-08-16
~ Ka III
THE SOMEWHERE

Somewhere between the producer
and the consumer" said Attorney Gen
eral Groesbeck at the conference OF
prosecuting attorneys last Tuesday
is someone who il criminally play
ing with the necessities of life. and
to his own profit We must DISCOVER
and punish him
The somewhere is the thing that q
needed The people can help IA this
contest II they Will. They can tell
the officials something about this
somewhere"
For example, gentleman who
raises apples and has some to sell.
reportod that he went into store In
this town during the week and asked
the retail price Of apples He was
told that Il was $3.50 per bushel He
said he had some fine apples to sell
and asked the store man what would
be allowed him for his apples at the
store.
] The answer was. $3.50. which means
that q proGt Of $500 per bushel was
being made by that store man on tbs
apples he was selling II the story is
TRUE there was somewhere aud .
/. someone who ii criminally playing
Ewith the necessities az life ia this
ltnvu.
if al lhat the people knows cnulc
be gathered together Il would be COM
fpnrasiyely easy TO nnd ont where ths
Somewheres and who the someone's
II are
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1919-08-16

Mail orders accompanied BY some
thing that can be turned into legal
.tender Will be accepted for the forth
coming engagement Of the Marcus
Show in ~Oh Baby" ~ the Iron Noun
tain. Colonial theatre. While tho
regular advance sale viii not open
until Thursday "a the box office. Mgr
" r. Miller has arranged 10 care for
numerous mail requests for slttings
Many have already been received. To
guard against the inroads Of specpla-
tors only six tickets will be sold 70
one person unless the management II
assured that they are not % be resold.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1919-08-16

Andrew Carnogis, multimlllIonairo,
iron magnate. phllanthrophist and
world renowned library estahlisher.
died at his summer home AZ Lennox,
Mass. after an illness OF three days.
Mr.. Carnegie was a lovahle charae-
ter and cid n great deal OF good for
bis fellow man.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1919-08-16

position just now In CON
nectlon with Jackson prison. Some
thing about year ago Il was decided
10 clean up this prison middle, ana
"a order that the exact condition
might be known Detroit company
was employed to audit the accounts o.
the prison.
The company has made the audit
and submitted report to the COVER
nor which Indicated gross mismanage-
ment IN the affairs of the institution
ana dishonesty upon the part OF those
having the states affairs in hand
Baslng his action upon that report
the attorney general OF the state start
ed a grand jury investigation OF Jack
son prison. The said Investigation
had hardly gotten well under way
when the audit company acknowledg-
ed that II had made a mistake In the
figures and that the mismanagement
complained OF didn't exist ut all.
The attorney general was prompt to
say that there was no reason for the
jackson prison management being
called dishonest.
The case Is very unfortunate one
for almost all of the papers Of the
state took the report as correct and
had commented very severely upon
the prison management
Needless to say. Il is with great
deal OF pleasure that we find the
prison officials were not guilty OF any
misdeeds and we hope that any mis-
impression OF them that has been Civ
en- our readers by this false report
will be set aside. We also hope that
the governor will persist in his an
nounced decision not TO pay the bung-
ling company for It's work.
- - ~
THE PROPOSED RECALL.
The city OF Crystal Falls will, In all
probability, soon have an experience
with that new factor In popular gov
eminent, the recall. The recall priv
iiege, for # is privilege. has beer
exercised but comparatively few
times as it's inclusion in the govern
mental scheme is OF recent origin.
The recall Is great factor for gooe
II properly used. 1t likewise can b.
made nuisance and factor 10
mischief. IL is not the policy OF Thu
Diamond Drill to take Sides in thi
or any other issue where there ar
substantial grounds on both sides
The publishers have their persona
opinions and will exercise them per
sonaliy. but so far as this publication
IS concerned It's province Is to pub
lish all the arguments in the matte
and let the readers form their owl
opinion. This we shall proceed I
do and will print any communicate
from either or both sides to this con
troversy thar IS punishable. We VII
allow OF no personalities, but on
columns ere open to any legitimat
argument that our readers may fee
like contributing
We have just one thing TO say
our readers before this campaig
commences and that is, get 20 the bot
tom Of this thing; treat II on its mel
It's. Don't let prejudice sway you; d
not let anyone pull the wool over YOU
! eyes, Consider the question In n
gard 10 the city's best interest. an
vote accordingly
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1919-08-16

FOR SALE Seven room house. No,
1904 Crystal ave. Nela ou.Augi-at
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1919-08-16

Tho Calumet News tells OF gentle
man from that town driving from st
Hgnaco to Iron Mountain over the
Dixie highway Boy. page the Soc
automobile club.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1919-08-16
"a u ID

A careful perusal 81 Pres. Wilson's
address 70 tho Joint session o. Con-
gross on the cost Of living would lead
one TO think that our president was
little more concerned about having
the treaty ratified Just as II was COM
piled than Ia beating down prices q
commodities.
The Elbert County tribune., 1919-01-24
DRAW POISON THROUGH SKIN
Baltimore Physician Believes He Has
an Effective Cure for Rheuma-
tism in New Idea.

DIR. Fred Pridham of Johns Hopkins
hospital in Baltimore has devised II
treatment for joint affections, such as
rheumatism, that. is being used very
successfully Mt the military hospitals
where it has been introduced. He
uses n mineral, double nitro-peroxide,
which actually extracts the inflamma-
ton.
The salt is mixed with starchy
substance which holds its action until
it is placed on the skin over the dis
eased bone. from which it extracts the
Impurities, the germs and their poi
sons.
The material is sprinkled on lint
or gauze and placed on the skin over
the diseased bone. When the doctor
removes the dressings from six to
twelve hours later, there will be seen
blisters on the skin. If there is no
infection the salt will not affect the
skin.
The Elbert County tribune., 1919-01-24
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

Chicago.-Hogs-Ma strong to lOc
higher. Bulk of sales, s17.50@l7, 80;
butchers, s17.65a1S.o0; light, sl7 0Oa
S6.00 1880: pigs good to choice. si3 25r
r5.25. Cattle-Good and choice steers
steady. Beef cattle. good choice and
dium ss.75a16sO: butcher stock. cows
and heifers. S7.35@14-50; Gamers and cut
ters, s6.e0@7.35; stockers and feeders,
good choice and fancy. s10.50@14. 90; in
fertor, common and medium, 5000 10 so (:
veal calves. good and choice. s15.50@ &. co.
Sheep-Cholce lambs strong Lambs.
choice and prime. $4,000 1915; medium
and good, S1500@ 1850; culls. S115O@
1875: ewes. choice and prime s10.50m
l0.S5; medium and good S925@1 1850;
oulls Sh-6Om77h
The Elbert County tribune., 1919-01-24
KIDNEY TROUBLE OFTEN
CAUSES SERIOUS BACKACHE

When your back aches, and your blad-
der and kidneys seem to be disordered,
60 to your nearest drug store and get a
bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root 1t
is a physicians prescription for ailments
of the kidneys and bladder.
1t has stood the test of years and has
a reputation for quickly and effectively
giving results in thousands of cases.
This preparation very effective, has
been placed on sale everywhere. Get a
bottle, medium or large size, at your near
est druggist.
However, If you wish first to test this
preparation send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer
d Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for sample
bottle. When writing be sure and men
ticn this paper.-Adv.
The Elbert County tribune., 1919-01-24

To be possessed of a head of heavy,
beautiful hair; soft, lustrous, fluffy,
wavy and free from dandruff is merely
matter of using little Danderine.
1t is easy and inexpensive to have
nice, soft hair and lots of it. Just get a
small bottle of Knowlton's Danderine
now-it costs but a few cents-all drug
stores recommend it-apply little as
directed and within ten minutes there
will be an appearance of abundance,
freshness, flufiiness and an incompara-
BILE gloss and lustre, and try as you
will you cannot find trace of dandruff
or falling hair; but your real surprise
will be after about two weeks use.
when you will see new hair-fine and
downy at first-yes-but really new
hair-sprouting out all over your scalp
-Danderine is, we believe, the only
sure hair grower destroyer of dan
druff and ure for itchy scalp. and it
never fails to stop falling hair at once.
If you want to prove how pretty and
soft your hair really is, moisten n cloth
with little Danderine and carefully
draw 1t throughNyour hair-taking one
small strand at time. Your hair win
be soft. glossy and beautiful in just
few moments-a delightful surprise
awaits everyone who tries this. Adv.
The Elbert County tribune., 1919-01-24

The victory at Chateau Thierry-
that furious engagement which turned
the tide of the war forever in favor of
the allies--was made possible through
the performance of a single motor
truck. How this came about is relat-
ed by Capt. Guy A. Whitcomb of the
motor transport corps.
Every Driver Volunteered.
1.-THE marines. who were smashing
the last German offensive. were run
ming short of machine gun ammuni-
tion," said Captain Whitcomb. "Their
commander telephoned back for piore.
The motor transport commander call
ed for four volunteers from among his
90 trucks-and every driver volun-
teered.
"He chose four, loaded the trucks
with $4,000 rounds apiece of machine
guh bandolier ammunition, and they
set out. Three of them were caught
ID the German barrage and their car
The Elbert County tribune., 1919-01-24

goes blown up and their drivers killed.
The fourth made his way through with
the priceless $4,000 rounds that put
the finishing touch on the American
victory and saved the day at Chateau
Thierry.
Driver Died Soon After.
1.-THE driver made his way back to
the transport park and reported in
these words: Sergeant Anderson re-
ports, sir, the delivery of $4,000 rounds
and requests permission to make an
other trip But his captain noticed
the blood pouring from the sergeant's
wounds. ordered him to the hospital
and the brave Anderson died ten hours
later from IA shrapnel wounds"
Captain Whitcomb said that II per
cent of Pershing's entire force was
classed in the motor transport and that
the number of trucks under the Amer
lean flag overseas would be hardly be-
lievable 20 most people.
The Elbert County tribune., 1919-01-24
SATISFACTORY PATCH
ON AUTO WINDSHIELD
Directions Given for Making Per.
manent Repair.
II Carefully Performed Method Out
lined viii Answer All Purposes
and Is Neat in Appearance
Also Is Money-Saver.

When piece is broken from wind.
shield by accident or vibration a per-
manent repair may be made as fol-
lows.
Take a well-seasoned hardwood
board not more than one-fourth inch
thick and cut 1t the exnct shape of
the glass broken out "a; then sand
paper and varnisE it IL desired. From
very stiff sheet metal cut two pairs of
the pieces shown at Il. AS the piece
of wood, A, is slightly thicker than the
glass, the longer OF the two metal
The Elbert County tribune., 1919-01-24
instruments of strenath.

He is able to bear the crosses of
others because he bears his own. He
can be of use to men because he can
do without men He is ethically ef-
fective because he is spiritually free.
He is able TO save because he is strong
to suffer. His sympathy and his soll-
tude are both alike the Instruments Of
his strength.-Fruncis q. Peabody.
The Elbert County tribune., 1919-01-24
ADJUSTMENT OF cARBUREToR
Mistake Made by Many Car Owners
in Performing Task While the
Engine Is Cold.

A great many car owners make the
mistake of adjusting the carburetor
when the engine is cold. Now it is
always best to make adjustments to
the motor after 1t has been run long
enough to get thoroughly warmed
through, and this applies equally to the
valve tappets, etc. 1t is quite probable
that the cold motor may operate very
well on certain adjustments that will
not agree at all with the hot engine.