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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15
COHEN REPORTS ON WHEAT, TO-
BACCO AND BARLEY

FRANKFORT, KY, April IA
In his first crop report for 1919,
Commissioner of Agriculture Cohen
says that large increase in acreage
of Burley tobacco is indicated. It is
estimated at 113 per cent. as COM
pared with acreage Of 80 per cent,
given at this time last year. The con-
dition of the beds is estimated at 81
per cent. Dark tobacco acreage shows
LOG per cent, as compared with 80
per cent. last year, and the condition
of beds show at 81 per cent.
The wheat acreage as originally
sown is 108 per cent, as compared
with 80 per cent showing at this time
last year. The condition is given at
1O2 per cent. The acreage of rye
originally sown is 80 per cent, which
shows 5 per cent. decrease from last
years acreage, and the condition
shows at sc per cent.
The barley acreage originally sown
is IS per cent, with the condition OF
"a per cent. The acreage of oats
planted is SO per cent. last year. The
soil condition is 90 per cent.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15
SIGNS OF DISTRESS
Paris People Should Know How to
Read and Heed Them.

Disordered kidneys give many sig
mails of distress.
The secretions may be dark, con-
tain sediment.
Passages are sometimes frequent,
scanty, painful.
Backache is often present day and
night.
Headaches and dizzy spells may oc-
cur.
Weakened kidneys should receive
quick help.
Don't delay! Use special kidney
remedy.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for weak
kidneys, backache and urinary dis
orders.
Paris evidence proves their worth.
Chas Stewart, tinsmith, Lilleston
avenue, says: II have had three or
four attacks of lumbago in the past
few years, the first being the worst.
There was a constant, dull ache in
my back all the time and often sharp.
1t sometimes seemed as though I
could hardly endure the misery. 1
tried different remedies with no re-
suits. I heard of Doan's Kidney Pills
and procured them from the Ardery
Drug Co. The first box helped me
and I continued taking them until
cured. Attacks since then have al
ways been slight. Doan,s Kidney
Pills have never failed to relieve
me-"
Price soc, at all dealers Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Stewart had. Foster Milburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y. (adv)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15
EQUINOCTIAL STORM DOES DAM
AGE IN TEXAS.

DALLAS, TEX, April 1.-THE
worst equinoctial storm for many
years swept over North Texas and
Southern Oklahoma Tuesday night
leaving in its wake sixty-seven deaths
hundreds of injured persons and
property damage will amount to
many thousands of dollars, according
to incomplete reports received here.
Twenty-eight of the known dead
were white persons.
The storm came up from the Rio
Grande Valley with high wind and
heavy rain, gaining force until it tore
through the northern tier of Texas
counties with the destructiveness of a
tornado.
Reports received here show fatal
ties from the following towns:
Denison Tex, 4; Durant, Okla, 6;
Wood County, Tex, 4; Ector, Tex, 8;
Ravenna, Tex.,S; Mineola, Tex, IL;
Tundra, Tex, 8; Winnsboro, Tex,
Is; San Angelo, Tex, 1; Texarkana,
Tex, 1; Newsome, Tex, 6.
The course of the storm was er-
ratio. At times it leaped mile or
more, skipping one farmhouse un-
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15
IF I WERE A FARMER

If were a farmer I would keep at
hand a few reliable medicines for
minor ailments that are not so seri-
Gus as to require the attention of a
physician, such as Chamberlain S
Collie and Diarrhoea Remedy for
bowel complaints.
Chamberlain's Liniment for sprains
and bruises and rheumatic pains.
Chamberlain's Tablets for stomach
troubles, biliousness and constipa:
ton.
By having these articles at hand it
would often save the trouble of trip
to town in the busiest season or in
the night, and would enable me to
treat slight ailments as soon as they
appear, and thereby avoid the. more
serious diseases that so often follow.
(adv-apriD
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15
SHARP REDUCTIONS
IN YOUR SHOE BILLS

A constant mixer over all con-
ditions of roads, my shoes were hard
on my feet until / discovered Neolin
Soles. And as for wear! Neoiin
Soles give twice the service of soles /
formerly used" writes II. Moves
Collinson, Hazelton, Pa.
This long service means sharp re-
auctions in those big shoe bills, for it
is because of worn out soles that most
shoes are discarded. Buy Neoiin-
soled shoes, not only for yourself, but
for the whole family, children In
Guided. Also. take your old shoes
to the repairInan and have them re.
bottomed with Neolin Soles.
Remember-Neolin Soles are water
proof, as well as comfortable and long
wearing. They are created by ScieoSe
to be all that soles should be, and are
made by The Goodyear Tire e. Rub
Der Co.. Akron, Ohio, who also make
Wingfoot Heeis-guaranteed to out
wear all other heels. -....---.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15
THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY FAIR
GETTING GOOD AND READY

The Montgomery County Fair AS
ISOLATION is preparing it's racing pro-
gram for the fair in July. The
Montgomery Derby at distance OF
l 1-8 miles will be the Feature run
ming race and there will be two
thoroughbred contests each day.
The Association has offered five
stakes for trotters and PAGERS, in
Guiding a 2-year-old race, a 3-year.
old race, a 2:19 trotting race, 2:16
and 2:25 pacing races, all for $500
each. 49,.
The Association will have an avi-
ator this year as well as one of the
biggest carnival companies on the
road, which will be an attraction.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15
WASHINGTON LOOKED AHEAD

When Washington was president
of the United States, farming was
not at all scientific. In fact farming
could be made profitable simply be-
cause there was limitless acres of
virgin soil to be cleared and broken
for crops.
That he saw far into the future
and was anxious to have the gov
eminent take a hand in solving the
farmers many problems is shown in
his last annual message to Congress.
In that memorable paper he sug-
gested a department or board of ag-
riculture which might "by premiums
and small pecuniary aids to encour-
age and assist a spirit Of discovery
and improvement"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15

Writing a mystery" story is what
some men call the making out of an
income tax paper.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15
GIRLS! THICKEN AND
BEAUTIFY YOUR HAIR
AND STOP DANDRUFF
Try This! Your Hair Gets Wavy
Glossy and Abundance
At Once. {,

To be possessed of head of heavy
beautiful hair; soft, lustrous, fluffy,
wavy and free from dandrdff is mere
ly matter Of using a little Dand-
crime.
1t is easy and inexpensive to have
nice, soft hair and lots of it. Just
get a small bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine now for a few cents-all
drug stores recommend it-apply a
little as directed and within ten
minutes there will be an appearance
of abundance, freshness, flufiness
and an Incompatible gloss and lustre
and try as you will you cannot find a
trace of dandruff or falling hair; but
your real surprise will be after about
two weeks use, when you will see
new hair-fine and downy at first
yes-but really new hair-sprouting
out all over your calp-Danderine
is, we believe, the only sure hair
grower, destroyer Of dandruff and
cure for itch scalp and it never fails
to stop falling hair at once.
If you want to prove how pretty
and soft your hair really is, moisten
a cloth with a little Danderine and
carefully draw it through your hair
taking one small strand at a time.
Your hair will be soft, glossy and
beautiful in Just few moments
delightful surprise awaits everyone
who tries this.
(adv)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15
For Influenza!

For influenza and after effects,
use X. u. Tablets. They build up
your nerves and stomach; rid the
system of all aches, pains and tired
feelings. They restore vigor aud
vim. They are fne for headache
and rheumatism. The contents Of X.
q. Tablets are used by all of the best
physicians Of the country.
Don't be without them in your
home. Once tried they are always
used. They are put up in 10c and
Csc boxes and are for sale by all
druggists and groceries.
Distributed by the
K. q. CHEMICAL CO..
56S McClelland Building,
7feb-3mos) Lexington, KY.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15

harmed, only to demolish the next
one. No cities of any size were in its
path. Most of those killed were
caught under their falling homes and
buried. The heavy rainfall at once
extinguished the numerous fires that
started when houses were overturned.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15
WH00PING COUGH.

Give Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to keep the cough Goose and expec-
toration easy. 1t is excellent.
EA4 fadv-apriD
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15
Here's the big work, little
cost tractor-the Titan

TINE Titan 1910 has been on the market for
/ l years, and has made good without reservation.
10 horsepower at the draw bar-20 horsepower
at the belt.
A well-ba1anced tractor that is suited to all farm
power work. 1t drives easily, affords maximum pull
ing for its weight and is suited every way
the general of farm work. Not too large for the
small farm, yet large enough to handle great volume
. of work.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-04-15
Use it with an Oliver Plow-

u We recommend that you use an Oliver pillow with
your Titan tractor because it the best blowing
under all conditions The combined rolling coulter
and jonter buries all trash and weeds at the bottom
of the furrow the stop device maintains depth
of rrow the plow points enter and leave the ground
first making possible pillow clear to the ends of the
field and the trip rope control operates easily from
the drivers seat on the tractor.
We have full line of Oliver plows well as the
Titan tractor here at our salesroom.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
MIGHT GET II RIGHT SOON
Youthful Sunday School Teacher b.,
No Means Disconnected by First
Rather Wild Statement.

h is fifteen and teaches a Sunday
school class Of ten little girls. That
they might LEARN to keep and dc
them She hade them commit the
twelve commandments. The day for
the utterance OF the twelve" statutes
arrived.
The little girl on the end seat was
called on first. Chilly she repeated the
ten. There WAS Il pause. She was
Whiting for the approval of her
teacher.
Give the other two" firmly com
marded the teacher. my mother
said there We're only ten. and that
was more than anyone could keep, and
She knows" retorted the assured lit,
tie end-Seat girl.
Nonchalantly the teacher began
turning the pages of Revelation. She
was working TO Deuteronomy.
certainly there are but ten com
mandments. How stupid. | was think,
ing of Proverbs, You know, my dears.
there are twelve OF those"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Pardonable Curiosity,

"Gahe Sogback got hold Of a drink
or two of bone-dry Ticker luther eve
ming and went home and throwed him
self on the bed, face down." related a
citizen of Sandy Mush, Ark. las soon
as he was asleep his wife took and tied
him fast by the four corners spread
out like a capital letter X and beat
and mauled bin with a wagon spoke
till she mighty nigh smashed him fiat.
A passed. Of us fellers going by heerd
the hooraw, and, lowing a varmint
was killing somebody, went in, and
sorter persuaded Minus Sogback to
turn Gahe loose. She said she had
whipped him b'cuz she loved him. /
reckon that was all right, but I'm
sorter curious to know what she'd
add TO him if she'd-p'tu hated
him. '-kansas City Star.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27

THIN PEOPLE
SHOULD TAKE
PHOSPHATE
Nothing Like Plain eitro-Phosphate
to Put on Firm, Healthy Flesh and
to Increase Strength, vigor
and Nerve Force.

Judging from the countless preparations
ard treatments which are continually be-
ting advertised for the purpose of making
thin people leshy. developing arms. neck
and bust, and replacing ugly hollows and
angles by the soft curved lines OF health
and beauty, there are evidently thousands
Of men and women who keenly feel their
excessive thinness.
Thinness and weakness are often due
to starved nerves. Dur bodies need more
phosphate than Is contained In modern
foods. Phy0icians claim there 10 nothing
hat will supply this deficiency 30 well a.
the organic phosphate known among drug
gists 40 bitro-phosphate, which 10 mex
Densive and IL sold by most all druggists
under . guarantee OF satisfaction or money
hack BY feeding the nerves directly and
~ supplying the body cells with the nee
essary ~phosphortc food elements. bitro-
Dhosphate should produce . welcome
transformation In the appearance: the In
crease In weight frequently being aston
Ishing.
Increase IN weight also carries with II
z general Improvement In the health:
Nervousness. sleeplessness ana lack Of
excessive thinness. should disappear. duh
syes become bright. and pals cheeks glow
With the elcen & perfect health; -.
= u~nsurpaassd Tor relieving ~nsfvousnese,
should not, owing g 10 tendency % In
ere0oo weight. . used ~ anyo1o wAo
49, not desire - ut - 1eGh.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Peace 6 ninramS.

At a dinner the other night to Ed
ward Price Bell, the W~ell-known Amer
lean journalist. several epigrams We're
related about the peace terms. The
Americans described it rs "a peace
with a punch An English speaker
said he had heard it described as "a
peace with Il vengeance"
| may add as the expression of the
feelings of the ordinary man who has
had to work through the 10000 words.
that it is n peace that paSseth under
Guardian.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Matter of Jurisdiction.

At the master painters and decOrat-
nrs' banquet the other evening n of
the guests said to a companion:
II notice 4 couple Of doctors in the
gathering"
"fes, l saw them, too the other
replied.
How DO You account for their pres
enc here:"
Jokingly the painter answered:
"0h, we are obliged to he very strict
on account Of the union"
How does that affect the doctors?'
EVERY doctor must have Il working
card, You know. SO he will be able to
paint with iodine."-Youngstown Tele-
gram.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Which Had Which,

Mother had taken Joe and John to
the doctors for an examination as the
teacher had suggested. At the supper
table that night she reported the YER
dict to father. THE doctor says they
told him.
Father looked surprised but before
he could speak, up piped siX-year-old
John: (Which one of 'em is mine,
MON, and which one is ,Joe's?'
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Not for Charlotte.

Charlotte IS the three-year-oId daugh-
ter Of a College avenue resident. One
of the recent warm evenings she re-
moved her shoes and stockings and
went owe to the front porch OF a
neighbor to show her that she was
b~arefooted. The neighbor said: you
had better get on your shoes or you
Will catch your death Of dampness."
Charlotte Immediately replied, "Oh, no.
I have had it."-Indianapolis News.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
in Short.

Sellum-How's the market, Wright?
Wright-Itotten; I'm actually starry
ing. Sold q bundle Of we-thank-yon-
fbr-the-SubmissiOn slips yesterday to
the junkman for enough to buy a pack
age of Unlucky Hit cigarettes. AS for
checks, they're as scarce as crowned
heads in Europe.
Sellum-ln short, you're writing for
the magazines, but they're not writing
for YOU.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
erSeNerance.

"This is the third time you have
ried to explain that proposition to
ne,'
nan. I'll try to choose somebody
Else next time. You see I'm hopeful
hat If | try to explain it often enough
may come to understand it clearly
myself"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
PrepSrcdness-

Mr.. Homestopper-Trif'er! If you
love me, why did YOU throw
yourself on my breast and put your
around my neck and kiss ms?
Miss Peachhlow-0h. that was only
4 training stunt. The best ever is on
his way home from France and | want
to give him the right kind Of welcome.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Continuing in the Old Way.

DO you act toward your wife as you
did before you married her?'
Exactly. l remember just how 1
used to act when / first fell in love
with her. used to lean over the fence
n front of her house and gaze at her
shadow on the curtain, afraid to go
in. And | act just the same way now
| get home late."-London Tit
Bits.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Rather VAGUE.

II hear Mrs. Blink follows her hus-
band like a dog. Wouldn't 0 hate
to be the spaniel iype?"
"That doesn't follow. Bloodhounds
do it, too
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Not in Public.

They seem to be happily married"
age somehow to have their disagree
ments In the privacy Of their own
home"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Fats Fast.

Mae Day lin group of department
store clerks)-Did you notice my lost
customer? Amt she a perfect thirty
six?
Sally Cylic-Don't you fool YER
selves, girls, Didn't You see her gray
1airs? Why, she's easy over fifty.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
First Land Sale.

We should say the first land sale
on record was the purchase OF the
field OF M%achpelah by Abraham. who
paid 400 shekels Of silver for the
field in which he buried his wife.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Happiness and Interest.

Personal happiness il almost synon-
ymous with personal interests: the
wider the range of the latter the
higher IS the degree of happiness
lillian Whiting.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Reversed Position.

Here's al advertisement says, Lost.
A long lady's black purse"
Say, that lady's not long; she's
short"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
A Precision,

"You object to the term, Demon
RUM"
Il do. Demons are not supposed to
have any real natural existence. But
there is nothing NEUROLOGICAL about
hard liquor"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Nearer Problem.

II say. are you thinking of getting
b your winter coal?"
NO; more concerned about not get
ing a freeze out on my summer ice"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
A plfficult AsplratlA

you depend on the wisdom Of the
plain people"
YES" replied Senator Sorghum :
but while the plain people out my
way are getting their wisdom. l want
to be on hand as much as possible. az
their instructor"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Contrary to Form.

1.-THE lawyers are lying low in that
case"
That's strange. / expected they'd
DO some tall lying in it,"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Same Thina.

II lost q lot of money at bridge this
week"
Il didn't know YOU played bridge"
II don't. but my wife does"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
A Star Course.

She-What course do you intend to
pursue at college, Reggie?
Reggie-BurlesQue and vaudeville,
principally.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Rasinned to Conditions.

you cant expect everything to go
along smoothly all the time"
Il don't. I've got a fivyer and a
motor boat"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Another Paradox.

Praised for his open hand and free
Is old storeFecper Dan.
Yet ever since we've known him he
Has been a selfish man.
Boston Transcript.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Her Quaudoatlona

Her Qualifications.
Don't ask that girl to the ball. She's
only 1T for a garden party"
"How soY"
Don't you . she's wall-eyed and
what Z gait she has orr
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Tran for Field Mice.

Catching mice in large numbers in
a new trap made principally of glass
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Economics.

IF women gain political control"
Eyes, 60 on"
DO YOU think they would allow the
government to persist in collecting
axes or Ice cream soda"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
SENSING Affinities,

1.-THE young soldier yonder looks as
{ he has just nosed his powder"
$50 he has. The girl just back Of
i'm just powdered her nose"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27

While ONE men practice what they
% preach half they practice.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Real Guilt.

A Chinese diplomat mentioned some
thing about a Chinese having com
mitted suicide by eating gold leaf.
"Well.' said Il society woman in the
company. II can't understand how that
could have killed him
~"Probably." answered the diplomat.
seriously, "he died from the conscious
mes of inward guilt."-London Ideas.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
GEORGES GUESS

"Oh, George, / wonder how any,
n could say that absence makes
the heart grow fonder."
Il guess that must mean he alb
fence of a third party"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
The Farther the Better.

II have here some fugitive verse
said the poet. "All right, let il fly
said the editor. YEARLY.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Just So.

THE fellow across the street looks
like a wooden image" Maybe that is
why he Is numbering along"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
The Occasion.

"Ihey have begun to work On the
lew ships sleeping quarters"
"Oh, then, it is the ships berth
lay"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27

We wonder II the Lord loves q cheer
ful giver as much as the cheerful gives
loves himself.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27

Had to Divorce Him to Get 1t.
II understand she married him for
lis money"
Did she get it,"
FINALLY, in the form Of alimony."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Good men

"WhO was that man who taught you
not to forget anything?" why, 1t was
-ah-er-it-was-'-Farm Life.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27

The ancient watchdog 10 Z member
Of the old guard.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Speed.

observation-disclosures your stenOgra-
oh. about two packages OF gum \
lay"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27

A woman always has a reason for
icing unreasonable.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27
Mutual Position.

THE men coming back were ir
Transports"
$50 were the folks on the Shore"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27

Sometimes Il Would Seem So.
Uncle Timothy used to say:
Lots O. people gifts divorced SOS
hey kin git married"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27

No man Is Z thousand descents from
Adam-Hooke9.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27

A kiss on the lips is worth 100000
on paper.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-06-27

II you would criticize your boss get
fully q mile away from everybody, then
whisper to yourself.