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The Washington herald., 1919-05-28

We are hea dquarters for Cedar
Chests and offer three sizes of the
Uerybest qua lity at special prices
$I4, 90, $22. 50and $26. so.
The Washington herald., 1919-05-28
coming Events
Cast Their Shadows

repare Now to Withstand the Crisis
The Washington herald., 1919-05-28

Mahogany or Antique Gold
Floor Lamps, fiuted columns
and wide circular bases,
2-light fixtures. Regularly
$3.50 and S2o.5o.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
WHERE He WOULD GET COLOR
Mr.. Gloom Seems to Have Definite
Opinion of Denizens of Certain
Kansas City Locality.

If | We're sensational preacher,
ana wanted more notoriety than | was
getting trifie grimly said J. Fuller
Gioom, Il would not waste my time
infesting boxing matches. rowdydow
dances and the like. Instead. would
array myself in a guileless counten-
ance and set Of false neck whiskers.
In my right hand would wear cane
OF weeping willow with a hook on one
end and thimble on the other With
my left hand | would clutch by the
ears such a >gripsack as we seldom see
in real life OF course, would wear
other and equally appropriate gar
ments. And thus arrayed l would ram
bic around in the vicinity of the I'M
ion station, and let the denizens Of
that locality play with me- I fancy
that in short spell l would accumu-
late more novel experiences that I
could otherwise acquire in a years
time. kansas City Star.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
REFUSED TO BE MIXED UP
Spectator at Moving Picture Show
Saw Trouble Ahead and Didn't
Want to Witness 1t.

81 saw you at the moving picture
chow last evening"" said the fat
plumber, "but when | looked for you
q little later l missed you"
"Yes, / got up and went home"
'When was that?"
81 left when the villain began to lay
a snare for the wife of therfnan who
had to stay at mis- Office on account
of business"
did you see any more of the pic
ture?"
mo"
"And you left at the most interest
ing part?"
"Yes."
"WhyT
81 knew if things kept on as they
were headed there would be fuss
pretty soon between the two men, or
between the man and his wife, and
l made up my mind l wouldn't be
mixed up in anybody's domestic
troubles"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
OBSERVED TO BE PARDONED
Quick-Witted Youngster Must Have
Heard of Boast the Surgeon
Was Fond of Making.

This Indianapolis physician boasts
that he would rather do surgical work
than eat. Even the children in the
neighborhoOd know of this, as is prov
ed by the following story:
Recently some of the neighboring
boys were playing ball in front of his
office. Suddenly the ball went wild
and crashed through one of the phys
ician's plate glass windows. OF course
the doctor was furious and he express
er his feelings to the wee fellow who
had thrown it. Haven't | told you
fellows that this would happen some
day?" he demanded.
The little boy nodded his head.
"Then what have you to say for your
self?" was the next thrust.
The little fellow gulped, swallowed
and finally sobbed out: well, l
though maybe would hit one of your
patients"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
ALWAYS Have the "Douah."

Ways of the Hopi Indians of north
ern New Mexico, their food and re-
ligious CUSTOMS was the subject OF an
address in Kansas City. Mo-, the other
night by Miss Ethel Ryan, for years
a Baptist missionary ON the Ho2i
reservation.
"The Hopi women delight in decorat,
ing their shoes with 10-cent pieces"
Miss Ryan said sThe shoes, which
resemble moccasins, often have as
many as five dimes on each.
"They have a way of sewing quar-
ters 10 their dresses and using them
as buttons. When they go to market
and find themselves short of money
they simply cut off button.
And they're never broke Glory
bel
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
Good Advice.

A school teacher was visiting the
boy scout camp at Kinneumapooee a
few weeks back. The boys were feed
ing her with blackberries and in every
way trying TO make her enjoy her Wis
it. One little fellow, more interested
than the others, gave her the follow
ing advice: "And, say, while you're
here you want to get good and tanned.
You won't have to wash your neck and
ears then, for the dirt doesn't show =
indianapolis News.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
"Amen" All Alone.

/ have sung soprano for years in a
church choir. One Sunday morning,
while in a service, the minister an
noInced a hymn, which was on the
bottom of the page, the third verse
being on the opposite page, at the top.
At the end of the second verse mot
seeing the third verse) sang "Amen 70
all alone. Everyone, even the min
lister laughed. the organist went on
playing the third verse. When time to
sing the amen | let the rest of the
choir sing amen. People were still
laughing. and it was the most embar-
RAISING moment in my life.-Chicago
Tribune.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19

my health 20 can do all my work and
am so grateful that am recommend.
ing it to my friends. - Mrs. D. M.
ALTERS, r. r. A, Oregon, Ill.
Onlywomen who have suffered the tor
lures of such troubles and have dragged
along from day TO day can realize the
relief which this famous root and hers
remedy, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, brought to Mrs. Alters.
Women everywhere in Mrs. Alters
condition should profit by her recon-
mendation, and if there are any COM
plications write Lydia E. Pinkham's
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass, for advice.
The result of their 40 years experience
IS at your service.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19

With your fingers! You can lift off
any hard corn. soft corn, or corn be-
tween the toes, and the hard skin cal
fuses from bottom of feet.
A tiny bottle of ''Freezone" costs
little at any drug store; apply few
drops upon the corn or callus. In
stantly it stops hurting, then shortly
you lift that bothersome corn or callus
right off, root and all, without one bit
of pain or soreness. Truly! No hum
bugl
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
OLD AGE STARTS
WITH YOUR KIDNEYS

action and enables the organs to throw
off the poisons which cause premature
old age. New life and strength Increase
as you continue the treatment. When
completely restored continue taking
capsule or two each day. GOLD MED
AL HARLEM Oil Capsules will keep you
in health and vigor and prevent return
of the disease.
Do not wait until old age or disease
sign that your kidneys are not working
properly. go TO your druggist and get a
box of GOLD MEDAL Harlem Oil
Capsules. Money refunded if they do
not help you. Three sizes. But re-
member to ask for the original imported
GOLD MEDAL brand. In sealed pack
ages.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19

Admiral Sims said at dinner in
Washington
"And another frequent cause of d.
yorce is alternate insomnia"
Alternate insomnia - said nerve
specialist incredulously. "Pshaw, adj
miral, what the deuce is that?"
Alternate insomnia" the admiral
explained, lis a complaint common to
a great many husbands and wives.
whichever goes TO sleep first keeps the
other awake all night snoring"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
Smallest Penknife.

A gold-handled penknife that is so
small it could pass through the eye OF
an ordinary darning needle is on dis
play in the window of its maker, Solo,
mon l.. Baxter, jeweler, Wellesley
Mass. Baxter claims it is the smallest
penknife in the world. The little knife
has two steel blades measuring three
thirty-seconds of an inch. Three tiny
steel rivets hold the sides and blades
I'm DoSitiOn.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19

Science says that old age begins with
weakened kidneys and digestive organs.
This being true, it Is easy to believe
that by keeping the kidneys and diges-
tive organs cleansed and in proper work.
ing order old age can be deferred and
life prolonged far beyond that enjoyed
by the average person.
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil has been relieving the
weaknesses and disability due to advance
ing years. 1t is a standard old-time
home remedy and needs no Introduction.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil is Enclosed
in odorless, tasteless capsules contain
ing about 5 drops each. Take them as
you would pill, with a swallow of
water The oil stimulates the kidney
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19

gdnlc trouble which
pulled me down UNI
til / could not put my
foot to the floor and
could scarcely do my
work, and as / live
on a small farm and
rails e six hundred
chickens every year
it made it very hard
for me.
81 saw the Com.
pound advertised in
our paper, and tried
~ I% loo -1o<1~1l
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
How's This :?

We offer $4,000 for any case of catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is talk
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
Old BRIDGE stood for Centuries.

The new London bridge was opened
on August l, 1881. This replaced the
celebrated old bridge built more than
eight centuries before. 1t had Is solid
stone piers. with bulky stone arches
and was covered from end TO end with
buildings. On the "Tailor's gate" at
one end the heads of traitors were
shown. 1t was removed on account of
its obstruction to navigation.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
Did the DOG Know?

The Frencnman did not like the
looks of the barking dog barring his
way
"Ifs all right said the host. Don't
YOU know the proverb. Barking dogs
don't bitter"
.Ah. yes" said the Frenchman, II
know re ploverbe, you know re prov
eybe. does I've know the proverbes"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
Anv Old Job.

A convivialist plying the intriguing
streets of Boston with a full cargo
of liquor on board, observed legend
which ran, Murderer Wanted" and
taking time by the forelock, entered
the station house and said to the SER
geant:
Ell take that job"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
The ResponsihIe Element.

whats the trouble?" asked tas
musical comedy manager.
"All the principals of the company
have gone on strike"
"How about the chorus and the cos
tumes?"
"They're willing TO work"
"Then why trouble me? Go ahead
and give the show"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
Illicit Mueic

Illicit Music.
Pretty dry time at the club dinner,
last night, eh, old man?" "Well, the
orchestra gave us lot of Meyer-beer."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
,uo,,ld Make Good Officer.

What key In music would
make q good officer?
AnsweI-A sharp major.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
NOW RAISES
600 CHICKENS
After Being Relieved of Or.
ganic Trouble by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Oregon, Ill.-"I took Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound for an or
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19

The man who boasts of being a
cynic is not very dangerous.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19
DISAPPOINTED,

Grandma-What did you think Of
church this morning?
Kid didn't like the organ very
1o1 -
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19

Grandma-Why not, deara
Kid-Because there wasn't any mon,
key with it.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19

The Poor Birds Fed Him.
"What do you know of Elijah?"
HE went for cruise with a
widow"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19

DoubIy welcome-the twins.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-09-19

'Heigh-ho, heigh-ho. drum, drum, !"
said the Yellow-Beltied Woodpecker.
known as the Sapsucker; I'm looking
forward to the spring days when the
sap will come from the trees. but in
the meantime I'll have a worm or two.
But | won't stay in this cold climate
all winter, | won't
The evening world., 1919-09-26

The train.
Although outwardiy tho President
had appeared TO be standing we'll the
hard ordeal OF moro than three weeks
Of travel and speech making, II be-
came known to-day that for some
days he had suffered from headache.
He also has been much fatigued by
the confinement Of his special train.
interrupted only by brief stops which
have been spont mostly in riding
through crowds and speaking to au-
diences so large as 10 require all his
eXcrtion 20 maze his voice heard.
II was declared by members Of the
Presidents ptrty that one OF the or
deals which 4, eme ] TO be most trying
on his nerves h1s Jeen the automobile
parades through the cities he has vis-
tied. He has travelled many miles
3tanding in his car and waving his
Nat IN response to the cheers OF well
come.
WASHINGTON. Sept. 25.-Demo-
cratic and Republican leaders in the
Senate said the return OF the Presi
dent io Washington would not change
the senate programme OF considering
the Peace Treaty.
News that he had started home
caused little surprise. as many Sen
ators had felt that sooner or later the
long speaking and travelling strain
would AFFECT Mr.. Wilson's strength
and force him to seek rest.
The evening world., 1919-09-26
CAN'T COMPROMISE
A MORAL PRINCIPLE,
SAYS JUDGE GARY
Would Mean Beginning of an
wUpheaval," Declares Steel
Corporation Head.

Declaring that the success OF the
steel strike probably would mean the
beginning of an "upheaval" in this
country. Judge f. II. Gary. Chairman
Of the Board Of Directors Of the
United States Steel Corporation, has
fatty rejected arbitration as far as
he himself is concerned.
Washington dispatches had told
how Strike Leader Fitzpatrick In
formed the Senate Committee that
the steel workers would be willing to
refer all their grievances 70 the arbi-
tration OF a board selected by Presi-
dent Wilson, and would call OF the
strike, he believed. II the Steel Cor
poration agreed to the arbitration
board.
The statement was sent In writing
10 Judge Gary who, with 100 other big
business men, was a guest last night
at a dinner given Baron Kondo, Pres
ident OF the Japan Mall Steamship
Company, at the RitE-Carlton. Judge
Gary wrote out this answer for tho
newspaper men:
The Board OF Directors OF the
United States Steel Corporation are
the representatives of nearly lSc,OVO
stockholders, including 10000 TO 10000
employees. We are their servants and
arc selected TO represent and protect
their interests and also the interests
Of all our 100000 employees, the ma
jOrity Of whom, think, are not mem
De:s Of labor unions. Moreover,
believe our corporation Is under great
oUl.gdIOn 10 Tue general pdone con-
cerHing the issues involved IN me
present strike,
In these circumstances l would
not at present assume to answer the
question propounued to me. How
ever, / will say for myself that ques-
tons of moral principle cannot be
arbitrated nor compromised, and IA
my opinion sucn questions are Ia
ciuded in the present unfortunate
struggle ! also think we cannJt ne-
gotIate or confer with Mr.. Fltzpatrlck
and his associates, as union labor
leaders, concerning our employees.
whom these gentlemen have vOlun-
teered 10 represent"
When he arose 20 make the princi-
pal address of the evening, Judge
Gary told now the Fitzgerald offer
had been handed him. and read the
reply he had written, /, drew great
applause. and he then said.
"You. as members OF the general
public. must condemn or approve
what | have felt called upon to say"
Immediately there were cheers from
all over the room and shouts Of I'VE
approve"
The evening world., 1919-09-26
CUMMINS ATTACKS WILSON,
But OPPOSES SHANTUNG
AMENDMENT To TREATY

WASHINGTON. Sept. 2s,-on 'hc
resumption Of debate In the Senate
to-day Senator Cum'nins made a
speech In which he said that when
Wilson ended his work at the Paris
Peace Conference. the United States
had not a friend IN Europe. Asia or
Africa"
Senator Cummins deplored the at
tempt OF some Senators to charge
other Senators with opposing .he
Treaty simply To disCredit the Prosi-
dent and To accomplish their po..A-
cal designs
senator Cummins eontended that
when the war ended "our exit should
have been as speedy and complet" N
pr sEihle" This did not mean that the
United States should have abandoned
itRl allies or made separate peace
whh Germany.
CondemninE disposition Of Shan
tang. Senator Cummlns said he want
ed tn relieve the American republic
from the eternal odium of aho Shan
tunS crime, and from tho disgrace OF
nasslng over Thrnce ~ Bulgari1."
There would be many Shantungs. he
said. and II the principal associated
powers worked In harmony II would
mean nothing less than complete and
arbitrary power OF the world. Az
much as he dcplored tho wrong done
China he would adhere. he said -
tho principles he had previously an
nouncod and vote against the corn
niIitee amendment awarding the Vro-
vince to China.
The evening world., 1919-09-26
MORE men WORK
IN CH|CAGOzQNE;
UN|ONcONFIDENT
Labor Leaders Claim Strike Is
Almost Wholly Effective
in District.

CHICAGO. Sept. as.--Despite APP
pearance. Of added industry at several
steel mills in the, Chicago district
statements OF directing heads that
employees were returning TO work IN
sufficient numbers 10 permit opera
tions in some departments were met
by denlals OF defections from the
strikers ranks by labor leaders.
At the Gary, Ind, plant of the
United States Steel Corporation "A
slab mill and fve batteries Of coke
ovens were in operation, and II was
stated n rail mill soon would be put
to work.
At the Illinois Steel Companys
plant In South Chicago II was stated
1000 men were at work and six blast
furnaces, slab mill and a plate mall
were running.
Omcials Of the latter company as
serted that they were operating with
employees who had returned to work
and "A very few new men. They de-
MED reports negro strike breakers
were at work
on the other hand, labor leaders
claimed the union men who went on
strike were standing fast and that
others were coming into the UNIONS.
John II. DeYoung, assistant secretary
o. the Chicago district, issued a table
showing union claims OF 100 per cent.
OF the men still out at Evanston,
Waukegan. Sterling, Dokalb and Jo-
liet, nj, East Chicago, Ind, and Mil
waukee.
Al Hammond, Ind, according TO DE
YovnE's table, the strike Is % per
cent. effective, 9b per cent at Indiana
Harbor and Gary, Ind, and 9S per
cent. at South Chicago.
GARY, Ind, Sept. 26.-Thc last or
the strikers OF the United States steel
CORPORATION here were paid off to-
day.
II was said that strikers were re-
turning 70 work in small groups, al
though this was denied by union ofti-
clals. An unofficial estimate placed
the number Of men AZ work to-day at
between 1000 and 5000.
The evening world., 1919-09-26

cas-, there was a quiet arrest. was
reminded OF how. the MeXiCans scat
tered In remote border towns along
the Rio Grande In 1916 when a Texas
Ranger rode down the main street
probably bound on no moro sanguin.
AIRY errand than the purchase OF
packet Of brown cigarette papers.
And In that connection there Is
something quite humorous about
William u. Foster who is leading the
strike in this district and who has
the steel maFnates more worried than
any man who has ever tried to make
the steel mills closed shops.
Foster. less than decade ago, Bit
ter from an experience which had
compelled him to practically strangle
the world in order to gain a livel-
hood. wrote pamphlet advocating
syndicalism, which rises up hourly
at this time to impede his view into
the future. In that pamphlet Foster
forcsaw the day when a great union
OF workers going on n Nation wide
stl Ike would so divide soldiers, po-
NCcmen and deputy sheri!Ts that
there would be but small units. in
any locality.
Wen, in a small way Fosters wish
| has come true. There is but small
unit Of mounted policemen In the
pittsburgh district, One OF these
mounted men can scatter an ordl-
mary crowd. and three OF them can
melt, within fve minutes, a gather
! ing Of 10000
The evening world., 1919-09-26
STRIKE ON BRITISH
RAIL WAYS TONIGHT;
CONFERENCE FAILS
Government to Send Mails by
Aeroplanes-Food by
Motor Trucks.

LONDON. Sept &c. The conference
between the railroad mems represen-
tatlves and the Government for an
attempted adjustment OF differences
on the wage question to-day resulted
in failure. and strike on the rail-
road has been ordered to take effect
tonight at midnight.
The official announcement on the
breakdown OF the negotiations reads;
"The conference failed to arrive at
nm agreement and a strike will take
plnce tonight"
Tho strike viii affect probably more
than 100000 men. The government
has arranged 10 have the mails car
ried By airpllncs, and to have large
motorcars from the government
services made available for the con-
veyance Of supplies 70 the big towns
which will be seriously affected.
The locomotive engineers have an
nouncsd that they would join in the
strike, but 1t Is stated that the gov
.rnmcnt has arranged 10 have many
men who drove engines during the
war make runs on the principal train
service routes.
The strike will apply to all rail-
ways, whether steam or electric, it
is declared in an Official statement by
the railroad men.
The evening world., 1919-09-26

ton Sunday morning. 1t will 20 by
!, way Of Kansas City and 81. Louia
Remaining dates on the Presidents
schedule were: wichita and Okla
homa City. to-day: Little Rock, Ark.
and Memphis. Tenn, Sept q. and
Louisville, KY, sept. IS and 80. lie
b. was on the Original schedule to arrive
/, In Washington, Sept 30.
:. Announcement of the cancellation
.sof remaining dates wac made before
q crowd of $1,000 which jammed the
= Auditorium here. The city was
crowded for the Presidents visit
: Crowds masscd in all the streets ad-
= Joining the Auditorium, hoping to
! catch a glimpse Of the executive In
ia parade which had been planned.
The President has made forty
y speeches during the tour since leav-
: ing Washington. Sept. 3. and has
spent all but a half dozen nights on
The evening world., 1919-09-26

wrccknge Seen Not From MunSon
Liner.
MOBILE. Ala, Sept 26.--Wreekase
sighted by the steamer Mlelcro was
The evening world., 1919-09-26
Once a MiIIionaire-Left Is Cents
By DR.. BERTHoLD A. BAER.

She lady of culture and refinement.
She had just arranged for the burial of her husband
a former millionaire. To-day he had died, penniess
friendlcss.
AN possess in this world is fifteen CENTS" she
sad will you take these and purchase rose, just
one rose, to be placed upon his casketE
Rarely have | seen such eyes, full of and
tender devotion.
mo is so poor, lonely but that he
has a friend in Frank Z. Campbell. Your husband will
be buried with true Campbell service and there will lie
a wreath of upon his casket," said Mr. Campbell
know the above to be true, for | was present when
Mrs. S. called. | also know what "CampJeH Serptce"
means; the demiscd is taken from the home, the hotel
or the apartment to the Campbell Building, Broadway
at 66h Street, whore separate room is assigned
him. there to lie in state with princey honors There
the family and friends may at any hour, day or
night, to pay homage to the dear departed Funeral
services will be held in the world renowned Funeral
Church on the second floor of the Campbell Building
the Campbell Quartette and master organist enhance
the beautiful service.
Strange that New Workers know little of this
greatest of all institutions which is visited daily by out
of-town people who have heard of the unique place
where death loses its sting and where nothing remains
bat beautiful memories.
The evening world., 1919-09-26
LOST FOUND AND REWARDS

Last an MrdugSiay. M suO ialng district god
braceitf OF little rquApN o. god - with dl1
Inonds Liberal raSlEl VIII le paid II returned
Nm 4 L. Mu-n. htnre ~! lHoaINa!.
The evening world., 1919-09-26

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