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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-04-17

The reply was:
Christ is risen, indeed; and hath
appeared TO Simon
This custom. II is said. Is stlll OBJ
served In the Greek church.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-04-17

The Glass.
Nell-The man / marry must be a
hero. Belle-The man who marries
you will be martyr.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-04-17

Don't annoy a silent man; he may be
reformed prize fighter.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-04-17

The less honor man has the more
sensitive he is on the subject.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
.TWOBBTHREE.
BUG" BAER.

A guy hasn't got many uncles
nowadays, but he sure has lot of
ants. There is nti-Everytniug,
Anti-Suffrage, Anti-Funn, and Ant;
Tobaccy. Ever since Daniel turned
the lions into a bunch Of vegetarians
the ants have been trying 20 make
canaries out of sparrOk7s. You can
whitC,gash a crow ard cal! him a
dove, but he'll still be u crow a.
heart. Changing the needle on a
graphophone doesn't change the
music unless you change the record
with it.
It's difficult to teach on old dog
new amendments. And by the time
that the Ants get through -tackfag
amendments on the Constitution, the
tail is going to be heavier than the
kite.
When Kipling chirped that a flap
per is only a happer but a cigarette
is mostly straw, he said a scoopfuI
Since they sewed those skirmish
taxes on tobaccy the manufacturers
are putting everything into a cigar
but a smoke. They've got 'em down
to ? per cent tobacco.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
WELLNER ABSENT,
HOPKINS ON HUNT

Johns Hopkins University is W
against a tough proposition for pitch
ers. 1t was recently announced that
Ted Welliver, who came through with
several first-cIass performances last
season, would probably be out Of the
lineup this spring. AS a result the
Black and Blue team is in a qusr-
dairy about its pitching staff.
Last year Welliver. who weighed
something less than a hundred and
forty pounds, got the Hopkins lads
away out front in their baseball
games. 1t was expected that re
would be the frst-string pitcher, as
was the case last season.
When the Hopkins athletes began
digging up players for baseball, Wei
liver was missing. He has been con-
fined at his home near Rockville with
a severe case OF the 'hu," and will
probably be unable to do anything an
pitching this spring.
The youngster is reported as on the
road 10 recovery. but will hardly be
able to stand the gam of A lengthy
pitching campaign this spring.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
DATES
SET FOR GOLFERS

Nothing remains for the success Of
golf in Washington this year but par
ticipation in the many tournaments
when time rolls around, according to
the members of the Washington Golf
Association, who met at the CONNER
cial Club last night and set tourney
dates and elected officers for the year.
John H. Clapp. Chevy Chase, is the
newly elected president OF the asso-
citation. DR.. James T. McCIenahan, Ct
Washington Golf Club, is first vice
president; A. Coulter Wells, Of Kirk
side, is second vice president; w. C..
Barr, Of the Washington Golf Club, is
treasurer, and Daniel L. Hazard. of
BannOckburn, is secretary.
These men, with DR.. T. j. W. Brown,
retiring president, Of Bannockburn;
John T. Harris, of the same club, and
John Davidson, Columbia; DR.. w.
S. Harlan. Edward B. Enyou, jr., Of
Columbia, represented the various
clubs here.
The association went on record as
favoring a speedy completion of the
public golf course. for which a sum
is now held up in Congress.
Chevy Chase was awarded the an
hual mems championship tournament
on the dates of October o and 10. The
advocates of medal play won out, and
the tournament will be conducted in
that manner. Kirkside drew the
woman's tournament on May 5, 6, Z,
8, ad 8. one round being played each
day. October and was set aside
for tournament. play for the Star Cup
at the Washington Golf Club.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
C.U.AND STATELADS
DRAW NAVY GAMES

ANNAPOLIS, Md, March MARY
land State College and Catholic Uni
versity have drawn games with the
Navy basebau team this spring.
State plays on April 10 and Catho-
lie University on May p. There are
four open dates still on the Navy
schedule. and games are sought with
the Washington Americans. New
York Giants, and Baltimore Interna-
tionals.
The schedule, SO far. is as follows:
April 5. Johns Hopkins; April Q,
Mt. ST. Mary's; April 10, Lehigh:
April 10, Maryland State; April %.
Fordham; April PC. Swarthmore; April
30, North Carolina State; May ?. Vir-
ginia Military Institute; May 10, Uni
versity OF West Virginia: May II.
Villa Nova; May 2l. Catholic Univer-
sity; May %, Ursinus; May 81, Mill
tary Academy.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
MANAGER MCGRAW HAPPY
OVER LATEST CONTRACTS

NEW YORK, March Manager
McGraw, OF the Giants, is happy to-
his players are i'm line. Burns, Steele,
and Thorpe are the latest to sign up.
Larry Doyle will sign up this week.
Pitchers Perritt and Toney are still
cut" Perritt says hill oil business
will. keep him from baseball. Toney
il waiting his release from Uncle
Sam.
II am well pleased the way the
men have signed up" said McGraw.
I'VE now have practically the entire
club in line
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
HARVARD BROWN CONTEST
is GIVEN OCTOBER DATE

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. March An
stead OF coming in November. as in
years past, the Harvard-Brown foot
ball game is carded for October Is
next fall Consideration will be given
70 the plan Of staging the Yale game
at New Haven instead OF at the stadi-
UNI here. The treasures OF both Har-
ward and Yale are empty and the
Yale Bowl, with its greater seating
capacity, may be used on this ac-
count. Following is the Harvard
schedule:
September %, Bates.
October 4. Boston College; October
IL. Colby: October Is, Brown, Octo-
Der %, open.
November /, Springfield Y. NJ. c. A.
College: November 8, Princeton at
Princeton; November Is, open; No
vember D, Yale.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
Nevada Still Hopeful
OF Big Clash.

CARSON CITY, New, March
4.-The Willard-Dempsey cham
pionship fight may still be held
in Nevada. The assembly has
passed the 25-round boxing bill
over the veto of Governor Boyle.
It now goes to the senate. If
that body follows the lead of
the lower house the fight may
be staged in Nevada.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
CARDINALS WILL WORK OUT
WITH A. A. BASEBALL CLUBS

ST. LOUIS, March 4.-Brsnch Hickey
today announced that he had arranged
for the Cardinals TO work out against
American Association teams prior TO
the opening OF the spring series with
the Browns, April u. On March %
and 30 one squad of the Cards will
oppose the Kansas City club at KAN
sas City, while on April and 6 the
same Knot HOlers will journey to In
dianapolis to oppose the Jack Hen
bricks club.
The Cardinals roster is to be di-
vided into two squads. other dates
with association teams will be ar.
ranged for the second squad.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
COL UMBIA ELEVEN MEETS
BROWN IN FINAL CONTEST

NEW YORK, March 4.-Columbia
will close its 1919 gridiron campaign
with Brown, either on Thanksgiving
Day or the Saturday following. The
date left by the Army Navy game Will
be taken. II 1t comes on turkey day
the game will begin at II o'clock.
Following is the schedules: Octo-
Der II, Vermont; IS. Williams; -,
Amherst: November I, Union: y,
Stevens; IS, Wesleyan: %, New York
University; % or %, Brown.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
GoNzAGA CELEBRATES.

Gonzaga High School celebrated the
District scholastic championship at a
banquet at the school last night. Let
tiers were awarded to Captain Costello.
Carmody, and O'Donoghue. seniors
who graduate this year. and Ford
Byrne, Fitzgerald. and Duffy. Miste
c. NJ. Roddy. coach Of the team, was
presented with a gold watch by the
members Of the team.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04

As is the usual case, all of the
schools are greatly handicapped for
lack of playing space. Technical has
already applied TO use one of. the
diamonds in Potomac Park for prac-
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
GRIFF. DOUBTS
# Jim COMES
By LOUIS A. BOUCHER.


That Manager Clark Griffith is
doubtful of the early reporting of
Jim Shaw, his rebellious HEAVIER,
was indicated today in his planning
for the hike South on March IS.
"Lynch viii go direct from his
home in Laurens, Iowa." said Gfiff,
shut all the others will come 10
Washington and then go South, ex-
cept Shaw, who is at LebanoH, Pa.
] don't know when he'll report"
However. the Old Fox says that
dope having Shaw going to Cleve-
land in q trade Is ''alI news to him"
Cleveland scribes have been looking
longingly toward Shaw ever since the
big fellow get his back up about re-
porting. and Grih seems to think that
is the only basis for the dope.
Six VIII Report Here.
Six pitchers will report here to
leave at Z O'Clock on March 10. Doc
Ayers, Molly Craft, Harry Harper,
Ed Hovlik, Hank Matteson. and LIEF.
ty'' Thompson will make up the little
SQUAD to start under the care Of
1iique Martin and Uncle Nick" Al
trock. II Shaw reconsiders in time,
he may make the seventh Adrian
Lynch viii go direct to Augusta,
while Walter Johnson will accom-
pany the second squad a week later.
Two more young navy ball players
have been signed by the Washington
club for trials at Augusta. s. h
EIlerby, a shortstop with a years eX-
perience in the navy, and H. d. Zim-
norman, a second baseman, are the
two rising wonders.
Ellerby is a South Carolina col
16gian, while Zimmerman is a Balti
nnorean with experience on an indie
PENDENT team at Bridgeport, Conn.
Gives Up Ray Gardner.
Manager Griffith has reIinquished
eli claim to Ray Gardner. the young
pitcher dug up by Acting Scout
Of the Houston club of the Texas
League with which outfit he per-
formed In 1917. He laid or last year.
playing with an essential job team
at Rochester, n. Y.
Tomorrow night Manager Griffith
will be the principal guest of honor
at a dinner held by the Clarendon
Citizens Association. He spent today
shining up his new speech OF the
vintage of 1919. He has fitted il with
red running gear and adorned il with
. swapping red, white, and blue
peroratiOn.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
CAPITAL SCHOOLBOYS
OUT FOR BASEBALL NOW

High school coaches need urging today to bring their
open youngsters
Tech will call candidates. viii while Eastern Central
and Business will have for preliminary
the schools yesterday While suits
in (
The Washington times., 1919-03-04

tice Business is expecting to follow
suit In short order.
/. The Office of Public Buildings and
Grounds viii be importuned to allow
Western to get in few games. there,
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
PLAYS BALL GAVE.

Georgetown University baseball can
didates took part in a five-inniug
baseball game yesterday. The first
string team won by to o, with Du-
dack and Zaelle pitching.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
PLAY FOR TITLE.

BALTIMORE, Nd, March 4.-BaIti-
more City College and Baltimore Poly
tschnic Institute play here Saturday
for the city title in basketball.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04

Sir Walter Raleigh was the first
sapp to blow cigar smoke through
his ears. That was a yard of CEN
turtles ago. If Walt tried It now the
smoke would blow his ears through
the cigar
It's all right to make hay while the
sun shines, but not into cigars.
A reformer is a good philanthropic
guy He will give you a ham bone
for a ham any day. He'll trade you q
lot OF clinkers for a lot of coal and
will only soak you eleven smackers
for carting the ashes away again.
What could be fairer? He wishes you
the best. All he hopes is that you
get round shouldered from looking
into ash barrels.
A reformer doesn't figure that he
may have some bad habits himself
It's a well-known scientific fact that
nobody-e ever heard HIMSELF snoring.
You said ii.
Let 'em cancel the cigars and
pipes, but don't let 'em swindIe the
old grandpops out Of the grandpipes.
The old mans whiskers will look
like a semaphOre signaling every
thing sweet ahead on the Main track
and the old trouble freight parked on
a siding.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
TEsREAU WILL COACH.

HANOVER, N. H.. March 4.-Jeh
Tesreau, former Giant twIrIer. has
been engaged to take charge OF the
Dartmouth college baseball team.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04

Ever since old Izaak Walton went
fishing on a smoking trip the old boys
have hogged the old Morris chair and
blown smoke rings through their
chin tapestries. When they get the
old corncob steamed up to a million.
il takes em back to the days when
fun was compulsory and not a crime.
Reforming is all right, but we hate
to lamp a sOft-boiled sapp bowl out
an old man who has been longer with
out teeth than the sapp has been with
them.
Can you pipe an anti-piper. scram-
bling up alOose-runged ladder after an
old tad who is smoking a clay pipe
upside down and carrying a hod right
on that birds razor edged brow anil
wrap the bod around his neck for a
Lavaliere.
Can you figure a pipe hound trying
to surround an ancient stevedore who
is equipped with a -barreled corn
cob and a tWo-prOnged bale hook I?
Somebody is going to weaken there
and il won't be the bale hook. They're
all right stuck in a bale of cotton,
but they don't make very healthy ear
rings.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
WILL DECIDE TITLE
ON ALLEYS TONIGHT

The championship Of the National
Capitol Bowling League will probably
be decided tonight at the Recreation
alleys at p. m, when the Grand Cen
trails, leading the circuit by a single
game. meet the National CapitoIs.
The Grand Central top their rivals
by a single game on the seasons
work. All Of the players are primed
for the contest which is expected to
draw a large gallery.
Both the National Capitols and
Grand Central are away out front on
the seasons work. Tonight's set Is
the last Of the series.
The line-ups follow:
The Washington times., 1919-03-04
By TAD

timore Poly and LOyola High school,
fighting II out.
While Western High school failed
to win any titles this season, tie
boys from across the creek got
plenty Of basketball. There wee
seven teams representing the school
this season, and they played through
dfty-seven games in all Seventy
eight boys played on the teams. IN
other words, more than one-third az
the boys In the school got in corr
petitive games with other schools.
Every team but the first team won
a majority OF it's games.
Bill Foley, CentraTs track coach,
makes. no predictions as to the
strength OF his track team this year.
The Central man Is known to have
developed several first-eIass athletes
during the winter and can be expected
to spring a big surprise when the
Blue and White lads perform. No :
intimatiop Is given out at Central a.
TO whether the team win 60 70 BaIti-
more this month
The Washington times., 1919-03-04

Baltimore schools are forming. =
league for basketball just as the.
schools here have done. The athletic
representatives Of six Baltimore high
and prep schools expect to close up.
their business in forming a new
league next week. In the meantime1
the basketball title hunt Is in full
sway there. with City College, Bal
The Washington times., 1919-03-04

We hope that the next time Presi-
dent Wilson makes a short trip to
America he will flatten those birds
who are trying to blk grandpop out
Of his corncob pipe. If it's a crime -
smoke 'em, then it's a crime to grow
EN-.
If il comes to a pinch, the old boys
will be packing their whiskers into
their pipes and touching off a match
to the result. II it's one of those
Swedish war matches. nothing will
burn but his fingers.
II It's a real match like they have
In big cities, the guy next door is
going to gallop out in his mighty and
ring up four alarms on the fire
chimes.
So Il looks like we'd better smoke
out the birds who are trying to smoke
out gTandpop before the old geezer
smokes US out. It's a tough Job re-
forming a refoFmer, though. Just rs
useless as turning over q cootie on it's
back. They have claws on both sides.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04

too. as the lads from Georgetown can
practice in Georgetown, but have no
field upon which TO play regular
games.
Central will do some practicing in
the stadium again this season, but
will have to go elsewhere to play its
games. as the stadium is not suitable
for baseball games.
Fasteners will do their working
out on the Rosedale Fairgrounds.
The Fasteners expect a big boost
with the return Of several players
from last season. They will be out
for a while today, but Will clean mp
their basketball series befors doing
any real work.
The Washington times., 1919-03-04

Manager Griffith Prepared For
Late Reporting By J. Grunting
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-02-20
MAN TRAINS HIS DOG
TO STEAL FROM STORES

Duff, w. Va, Feb. 20.--A man
was arrested here on charge OF
stealing watch from local store.
The, proprietor did not see him steal
it. but insisted that the stranger was
the only person in the store when
the watch disappeared.
The alleged thief swore that he die
not take the watch. When asked if,
he knew who did take the watch, he
replied: "Yes, sir, I'll confess that
I do. MY dog took It, but suppose
! am just as guilty"
He then went on to explain that he
had trained his canine companion to
steal valuables from stores while he
engaged the proprietor or clerk in
conversation. He. also described
some of his methods Of operation and
of training the animal. Both the man
and the dog were taken to Jail 70
await their hearing in court.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-02-20
President Wilson To
Land AT Boston At
One O'clock Monday

ing that prevailed during the past de-
cades.
"He who has done his fellow man
a grave wrong is expected by civil
lied society to admit to be sorry, to
pay the penalty voluntarily; and
likewise from great people which,
because of the desperate confusion Of
its leading classes bears the chief
blame for world catastrophe, the de-
mand Ia made with equal right before
this people can be accepted again IN
the community of confidence OF other
peoples.
SIN the midst of colossal oreak-
down only complete truth can save.
We can gain the right to make a
moral appeal only in the degree in
which. we are ourselves honorable in
going into court
T. Professor Forester brought down
the wrath OF his colleagues upon
himself early in the war by publish
ing in Swiss newspapers sharp criti-
cisms of Germany. Owing to his per-
sonal popularity with the students
Of Munich university the authorities
permitted him to retain his position
in that institution, despite protests by
other members of the faculty.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-02-20
COUPLE DRINK HAIR .,..s ,i
vg TONIC; Roth ARE DEAD

= Larned, Kan, Feb. 20.--Drinking
more than quart Of hair tonic as a
substitute for bootleg liquor, James
Kelly and his wife, Jessie Kelly, paid
the penalty of inebriety with death at
their home here.
According to the testimony given at
the coroner's inquiry, Kelly and his
wife had been In the custom of stag
ing their drunks together. They had
been drinking to excess for several
weeks when their supply, or their
favorite bootleger's supply, became
exhausted. They were bordering on
dellrium tremens and needed alco
hol.
Unable to get it, they applied to a
local barber, and were sold a quart
of hair tonic. II was explained that
the hair tonic was even worse than
bay rum which occasional drunks use
es SOLDERING process.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-02-20
BOLSHEvISM A DREADED
~ ,, 5'tl MENACE In HUNGARY
BY Associated Pres. y.

Vienna, Feb. 20.--Living condi
tions in Hungary have reached tho
stage where the only hope Of the
aristocracy Is that the Entente pow
ers, will send troops to Budapest and
to0ther parts Of the country to save
them from the dreaded menace OF
Rolshevism Many Of the former aris-
tocrats have gone to their country
homes and many others would like to
60 to Switzerland but are unable to
obtain permission to leave the coun-
try. The streets of Budapest are
considered unsafe after dark and
wealthy persons employ soldiers to
guard their homes.
Thousands of unemployed In Buda-
pest and other towns are receiving
from the state 40 to 80 crowns
day three-fourths OF which is con.
tributed by manufacturers, who are
fast losing all the money they made
during the war. One OF the largest
munition firms, which recently en-
ployed 10000 persons is paying them
100000 crowns a week. It is as.
serted that this is tending toward.the
Generalization Of the workmen who
prefer to live upon state pay rather
than to return to work.
Many factories have been brought
TO standstill owing to the lack OF
coal and 1t is feared that -four mills
may also be forced to. shut down.
The train service has been reduced
to one train a day between Buda
pest and Vienna, the Journey occupy
ing sixteen hours instead of feur.
The cabinet ministers, who before
the revolution received salaries OF
25,000 crowns. are now taking 1905
crowns. The number of under sec.
retarles of state has been increased
from IL to r. each being paid 10000
crowns year, Immense sums have
been expended in payment to inva
ltded soldiers. A plan was suggest
ed by which the sum of 25,OOO.OOO 900
crowns would have covered az an
rual pensions, but instead Of adopting
such plan, the ministry has spent
100000 crowns in a few weeks in
temporary relief, with the result that
the recipients are now clamorlng for
further help.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-02-20
HUSBAND A CANNIBAL
SAYS HIS BITTEN WIFE

San Francisco, CAL, Feb. 20.--A
victim Of an alleged cannibalistic
taint. Solomon Kaimi. born OF Ha-
waiian parents, but raised until his
eighteenth year among the Wild tribes
of the Solomon islands. appeared In
local court on a charge Of unmerci
fully beating and biting his Hawai-
ian wife. He was arrested AZ their
home after the woman's screams had
aroused the neighborhood.
The young wife made a pathetic
figure in the court. Her face, was
badly bruised, and after the session
she was taken to the hospital for
medical attention.
Kaimi sat silent a brooding figure
But little time back he was tea..
ing madman, according to the testi-
mony.
"Ie has those fits every six months
and especially at the first OF the new
moon" said his wife.
Solomon was born at sea. He was
raised with cannibals. Twice year
he gets the madness. lie bites and
scratches Look at my arms >
Judge Sullivan ordered kaimi de-
ported to Solomon island, in the South
sea. from whence he came.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-02-20
q. L. HUNT KILLS GEORGE r.
CROFT NEAR GAINESVILLE

Gainesville, Feb. 20. An old feud
growing out of dispute between Geo.
R. Croft and q. l.. Hunt concern
ing possession Of some land, resulted
in the shooting and killing of the
former by the latter yesterday after
noon at 1880 o'clock, a few miles
from Gainesville.
Hunt used double e-barreled shot
gun and Croft died instantly.
Croft was an old-time Atlantic
Coast Line engineer, a thirty second
degree Mason, Woodman, and was
highly esteemed. He resided In
Gainesville many years ago. but had
since lived at Clearwater until few
months ago when he removed to
Williston, where his wife died OF IN
fuenza three weeks ago.
Hunt has been successful farmer.
He is in jail.