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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-23
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Buy your wire corn cribs at the
Green Bay Lumber Co.
Earl Farr and wife departed the
fore part of the week for the west
ern part of the state where Mr.. Farr
will visit some of the other Kraft
stores.
Miss Mollie Agnew who has been
visiting at the home of her brother,
Elmer Agnew and family at Cotton,
S. D., the past three weeks, return
ed home yesterday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ashley Johnson and
son and Roscoe Johnson and wife
of Murray, Iowa, arrived in the city
yesterday for visit at the home Of
the formers sister, Mrs. Hi Menden-
hall and family.
Soren Nielsen and wife who have
been here on an extended visit at the
home of his brother Hans Nielsen
and family, four miles west of
town, departed last night for their
home at Battle Lake, Mimi:
Frank Mendenhall has recently
purchased a team of horses and is
now ready to do all kinds of dray-
ing and hauling. Frank is a good
hustling young man and will certain
ly appreciate any favors shown him.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Chandler who
have been guests at the home of his
brother, j. r. Chandler and wife de-
parted this morning for Manhattan,
Kansas, where they will visit at the
home of another brother. Enroute
to their home at Lawsonham, Pa,
they will stop in Audubon for an
other day or two.
G. w. Culison, one of she oldest
and best known lawyers in this part
of the state who was in the city most
of the week representing Frank
Miller in his case, returned to his
home in Harlan last night following
the adjournment of the October term
of the district court. Mr.. Culison
has many friends here, all of whom
were pleased to have the opportunity
of visiting with him and recalling
old times.
The Rock Island was more than
ing. The engine went on the blink
and it took considerable time to re-
pair 1t. The passengers who ar
rived this morning did not appre-
ciate the fact that they were COM
PEELED to get up at five o'clock and
were unable to leave Atlantic until
after 1880. About the only self
composed man on the train was the
genial Jack Lemon, the conductor
who does not allow little delay to
annoy him.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-23
EVANGELICAL CHURCH

Services next SABBATH are as fol-
lows:
Sabbath school at 1000 a. m.
Preaching at 1900 a. m, and Z
p. m.
You are most cordially invited.
The daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. G.
S. Lang is much improved and is
intending to spend a little time at
the home of her parents.
r. c. Hummel of Sacramento,
Calf, brother of Mrs, Lang, is
making a pleasant visit at the Lang
home.
The funeral of Mrs. Clinton Leon
ard on last Tuesday was very large
ly attended and the family has our
sincerest sympathy.
Rev. Buente who called at Rev.
Lang's on last Tuesday reports a
most enjoyable time at the general
conference at Cedar Falls.
The general conference closed at
Cedar Falls last week and will meet
again at Detroit, Mich, in four years
unless called sooner by the bishops.
Some of the great acts of the gen
eral conference are: The union OF
the two Evangelical churches, with
the U. B. union in future prospect.
The launching of the great forward
movement of which Bishop Sager is
secretary; and a two and half mil
lion dollar movement for church ex-
tension. A hearty endorsement of
prohibition. Rev. Holsapole, anti
saloon league superintendent for
Iowa, made a rousing speech which
was most heartily endorsed by the
conference. His theme was, we
must have world prohibition in or
der to be safe.
Another distinct feature was the
forming of North and South Dako-
ia conference for each state and also
a Colorado conference.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-23
woMAN's CLUB TO GIVE PLAY

The October committee of the
Woman's Club will hold its first
social of the club year at the w.
o. w. hall, Thursday evening, Oc-
tober 30th, 1919. A good pro-
gram will be given, including the
play, Married to a Suffragette, a
sketch of modern life, sparkling
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-23

voted almost it's en-
tire energy are
gradually diminish
ing. Much thought,
patience and care
have been required
to change this or
ganization from a
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-23
PLAN WORLD WAR ON PLAGUE
n Twenty-six national Red Gross
societies forming the League OF

Twenty-six national Red Gross
= societies forming the League OF
Red Cross societies, have opened
a united war on disease, famine and
disaster in all parts of the world. The
league has started its work in Poland
where typhus is raging and threatening
to spread over western Europe. A med
ical commission has been sent tc
handle the situation there and to re
port on methods of checking the
plague. The roster Of the league in.
cludes Argentina, Australia, Belgium
Brazil, Canada, China, Cuba, Den.
mark, France, Great Britain, Greece
Holland, India, Italy, Japan, New Zea.
land, Norway, Peru, Portugal, Rou.
mania, Serbia, South Africa, Spain
Sweden. the United States and yene.
Zuela.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-23
FARM HAND WANTED

Wanted, a good farm hand by the
year. Man with family preferred.
i am offering good proposition and
would be pleased to secure man
for next year. Better see me at
once. Hans Hansen.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-23

With fun and ending with a pleas
ing climax. ......--...... l..
Club members and their husbands
are cordially invited to attend.
Ladies are requested to bring
plates, cups and spoons.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-23

FORD TOURING CAR FOR SALE
Have a good Ford touring car,
not quite two years old in good con-
dition, that l will sell or trade for
horses, cattle or hogs. If you want
a good proposition here is one. See
f. H. Jacobsen.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-23
TWO BOARs FOR SALE

Have for sale two Duroc Jersey
spring boars. Enquire of Hans
P. Larsen, Hamlin, Iowa, phone.
Elk Horn 23 on IL. 43-2tpd
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-23
NOW READY FOR DRAWING

am now ready to do all kinds OF
hauling and draying. If you need
anything in this line kindly let me
know as | will appreciate share OF
the patronage. Frank Mendenhall.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-23
WANTED


One million volunteers to en-
list with the American Red
Cross for the Third Roll Call,
November 2-11, and enroll an
nual members.
The Red Cross needs S15,0O0,-
600 to complete its remaining
war work and for a comprehen-
sive peace program.
The Red Cross needs 10000
600 members to maintain Its
present high standard Of organ
ization.
The Red Cross needs YOU.
ENLIST.
Your chapter is your recruit
ing station.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22

first young man has no right to tell
YOU he loves you without asking you
to marry him or at least to ask you
to become engaged until he is in a
position to marry Ii looks as if he
retraned to become engaged so that
he can back out at any time he wants
to, 60 with your new friend too and
1t the old one does not like it, let the
old friend 60.
Dear Mrs. Thompson, think q
great deal of man and he says he
loves me also. But he is not the type
to show it unless asked.
How shall | govern myself In or
der to have him show his affections
| am Q type who wants attention.
PLEASE
You and the young man do not
seem suited TO each other. II you al
ways have to make him show afiec-
tion for you, you will not he happy
with him. Also, if he has to be aiiec-
tionale when he does not want to, -he
will not be happy with you.
Pcrhap, if you leave the matter
entirely to him and do not make any
effort to make him show his love he
will do so OF his own accord. Try
this, and it he still remains cold,
give up hope OF affection from him.
Dear Mrs. Thompson-What can |
do or cat to make my finger nails
grow fast and what can do so they
vii not break off so easily,
IN DOUBr.
II YOU manicure your nails daily
and keep the cutlclc we'll pushed back
they will grow faster. Every night
rub the nails with sweet oil or olive
OIL and they will tougher and break
less easily; at the same time they will
become smoother and prettlcr from
the use OF tho oil,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
Little Change In Germany.

The social system OF Germany ha,
not been much disturbed. The clas,
distinctions in all their infinite
variety are still in full force. Every
man thinks that he should be in a
somewhat higher class than he is in,
but at the same time he is quite sure
that the classes below him are exact
ly where they belong-and so he stays
put" | have been about with large
employers in many factories and in
dustrlal centerS, and the workmen
have never failed to how and raise
their ha,s-and the employers have
been equally punctiious in their re-
turns In the towns the women and
children always curtSled. With all
the talk ot equality | do not recall
ever havnging. seen any OF the in
dependent spirits spit upon the side
walk The German soldier may want
to kill an officer put over him, bu,
he will not obey one elected from the
ranks Samuel Crowther in the
Worlds Work.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22

made any mistakes. Bu, why did lie
cndow the mule with a soprano voice ?
With the exception OF the man who
is trying to quit smoking there is
no crouch like tho man who needs a
drink and can't get 1t.
II woman is going to show in
the evening she starts getting ready
about noon and arrives only half
hour late.
Maybe your vile wouldn't look so
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
Where Laws Eail.

Many people today think ii they
can pass laws enough We can force
ren TO be kind and generous. His
tory is full of tragic failures resulting
from such ideas. Patcrnal govern
ments have never thriycd 4 man
who is not better than the law allows
is danger to society. for We do no,
look TO the civil code or the court
decisions for our morals. Stability in
government and in rules of property
and commerce requires that changes
come gradually and inirequently, or
else we have what the present social.
lists are showing us--chaos-Judge
Frederick +. Crane, in Leslie's.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
AERIAL MAIL
PLANE CALLED
'B0OTLECCER'
II Brings New Alcohol Fuel,
But Not for Thirsty,
(By International News Service,

WY NcWb 6eFVlC0y
WASHINGTON. - One hundred
and thirty gallons OF alcohol were
broush, into Washington today by an
air mail plane Of the postoffice de-
psrtment The plane flew 5000 feet
over the heads of the excise officers
aud policemen on the lookout for
bootleggcrs. The alcohol was not
carried in the mail bags, which would
be in violation of the law, but in the
fuel tanks; nor was it peddled
around In the haunts of the bootleg
gers after its arrival. The proper
thirst for this character OF alcohol has
not yet been cultivated. Ii contains
q fair percentage of benzol and
enough ether to give il additional
kick.
The plane which brings In this al
cohol every other day is known among
the air mail pilots as the "Bootlegg-
egr," and i, the iortrunncr of a revo-
lutionary change in the motor opera
tion OF the Air Mail Service. This
product is the new alcohol fuel which
takes the place OF the high-grade
aeroplane gasoline. After a number
OF tests with new fuel under adverse
weather conditions the postofiicc de-
partment i, changing over it, aero
plane engine attachment, and will
shortly be operating the entire New
York Washington route with the alco-
hol fuel.
Its great advantage lies In the
cleanliness al the motor, reducing cost
OF upkeep and in its burning cooler
than gasoline, thereby overcoming oh
jections TO the high compression mo-
tor at low attitudes. The planes
which ordinarily use 2s to 26 gallon,
OF gasoline operate on the new fuel
on about 70 gallons. which gives
greater flying radius to the planes.
1t reduces chances Of forced landings
by keeping the spark plugs and the
engine cylinders clean OF oarbon-And
oil aecumuations. With this fuel il
will be possible TO operate the mail in
a DelIavlland-4 regularly in non
stop flight from New York TO Cleve-
land distance OF 4O miles when
ever fog or rain conditions in the
mountains make it inadvisahle to at
tempt to land at the intermediate field
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22

something in s,eaming wash boiler,
YOU can bet that he isn't doing the
washing for his wife.
Somehow or other, the old-lash-
ioned woman who keeps box Of
corn starch in the bathroom doesn,
suffer much from prickly heat.
The best way TO entertain a man Is
to keep your mouth shut and let him
do all the talking.
Don't worry about an impediment
in your speech as long a, you haven't
one In your memory.
We would hate to>~havs nerve
enough to claim that the Lord ever
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
Z.
Heart
TRc HLzlE7H HsiG51W

Dear Mrs Thompson-CD Should
o girl let fellow kiss her before
engaged Is il properl
(2) Should she aceep, a wrist watch
from boy she has known for six
years, but ha, never gone with until
OF late.
8) Please tell me what a girl
should do to be respected
BROWN EYES.
(D II is not proper for a girl TO
let a man kiss her before they are
engaged. She should not permit it.
(2) A wrist watch is jewelry. and
h is not permissible to accept Jew
elry from a young man unless the
girl is engaged to him or he is a
relative OF hers.
0) To be respected girl should
always try to do the thing which 10
the best of her knowledge is right.
1t is easy to repel the small voice Of
conscience by refusing to listen TO it
time after time. But when heed is
given TO right and wrong the CON
science becomes trained and il is easy
to see right from wrong
There are few obviou, "donts" If
you want to be respected:
ID Don't rouge an dpowder
heavily.
(2) Don't chew gum.
(O Don't laugh and talk loudly.
(D Don't talk to men before for
mally introduced.
(s) Don't permit men TO max. love
TO YOU.
(0 Don't talk about vulgar sub
iects.
~ Don't wear extreme style, and
colors In clothes.
. II you are confident Of your own
judgment in doing what Is right and
live up to your ideals. people will re-
spect you. You must have faith in
yourself to be respected,
Dear Mrs. Thompson--I am twenty
one years old. A young man has kept
steady company with me for nine
months and he has I'D me several
timss that he loves nre, bu, hs never
sDesks Of marriage.
Now, another young man wishes
. come 10 see me, but my other
tsieaA says ] have no right TO LET
~ one but him come 10 see me. ]
~ have, as ] am not engaged.
Which Of Us Is right
WORRIED.
4 - are right. Let the othcr
- come to zee you The
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
New Diaehse Strikea Hn1sr

DENVER, Col-Veterinarians arc
investigating new disease which has
made It's appearance in Arkansas Val
ley Col, and has caused the death Of
about 200 horses, II is said 10 resem-
bic the so-called Kansas horse dis,
ease which killed hundreds Of horse,
in eastern Colorado, Kansas and Ne
braska few years ago
The attention of the United State
bureau of animal industry was called
to the appearance OF the disease a
few days ago by ranchers
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22

old it YOU would tell hcr once in
while that she is looking as young ,
ever
y man will call himself dampho,
dozen times day But if SON
other man agrees with him he wan
TO fight.
Another thing we want to know
which one OF the election officia
will have 10 hold the Saby Will
mother marks her ballotl
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
Famous Bells.
We Have. Dusty. We Have

Wilmington Journal Republican,
Luke McLuke says that Just as sure
as some man, who has sense enough
to keep his mouth shut, succeeds,
everybody else goes bellering around
about his luck; and jcvver notice,
Luke. how they knock him and use
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
Wine Creates Sugar Shortage.

OIL CITY, Pa-There I, a short
age Of sugar here and dealers blame
1t, in part, on the rush to make elder
berry wine. That wine with kick
can he made from elderberry bios
SONS is generally known among the
Older people and hundreds of bushels
have been gathered in this vicinity.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
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Fact
'OONAGM/Q9

Fact.
roam.
You'll find out almost every day,
That Charity begins at home.
And sometimes never gets away.
No Joke.
Shakespeare is quoted often, ISM,
he" remarked the old fogy, as he
looked up from the newspaper he was
reading,
Yes" replied the crouch. "And
he is misquoted just as often"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
No Record.

Willis-"Did your son hav. a good
war record"
Gillis-"He was a rank failure. He
didn't bring back a German prisoner
or a French wife. Life.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
Mean Brutel

Mrs. Naybor thinks a great deal
of her husband" remarked Mrs.
Gabb!
Did YOU say of or for" asked
Mr.. Gahh.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
Paw Knows Everything

Willie-Paw, what is the difference
between wild oats and regular oats
Paw-Wlld oats arc sown at night,
my son.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
Chn KnnuS IL

4 woman likes to wear tight shoes.
A size or two too small she'll choose;
For, II you lnce II or you hook II,
A comfortable shoe will look II.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
Aw, Gwanl

p. {. Nelson Of Fort WORTH Texa,
tells us tha, the most polished king
m the world is Backing And he
wants to know il the ruler in ques-
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22

Said Luquc the Red. to Luke the wit
II dearly love your column"
And when you pitch" said Luke Nc,
Luke,
THE batters sure look solemn"
Ball Crank.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
Luke McLuke Saw.

Why Is it that 4 pest always wants
to talk longer when you are in 4
hurry'
Anyway. when you see . man down
in the laundry in the cellar stirring
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22

the pep that they might use to make
a success, while he goes on about his
business?
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
Luke and Luque.

tion is a shine Of an African ruler or
Just some Polish ROYALTY
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
No Joke.
Ambition.

Some men want TO climb Fame's ladder,
! would rather make men smile.
Make them glidder and not sadder,
Keep them happy for n while.
Some men live their lives for money,
| would rather sing song,
Help to keep the old world sunny,
Help 10 cheer the world along.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22

would rather mako men grin.
For u grin will chase your troubles,
And Gloom hates "A grin like sin
Some men preach Of the Hereafter,
And their creed Is one OF fear.
But Id rather bring men laughter,
Rather preach the creed OF Cheer.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-22
office |

Noticel
II the corn feds are not afraid tc
show their knees they can find a
Wade Pool at $50 East Jefferson
street, Louisville, Kentucky.
How They Do II.
There's no vacation for poor Grace
She has to work; she has no rocas,
The cost Of tan that's on her face
She buys for fifteen cents a box"
Luke McLuks.
There's no vacation for poor Meg.
She has to work; she has no rocks,
Those marks you see upon her leg
Are stencilcd there instead OF socks.
--Klkhart Und) Review
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-02-03

We have a suspicion hat after a
man has lived and died in a modern
Hat his coffin will seem like 4 roomy
sort OF a place.
II Is too bad that the mel who
have the biggest hearts have the
smallest purses.
A smart girl always refuses TO let
n man k'ss her because she knows
that he is going right ahead and do 1t
anyway.
A woman can live with another
woman without quarrel. And a man
car live with another man without
quarrel. But a man and a woman
can't live together without quarreling.
No matter how pretty a girl may b.
she Is seldom as pretty as she thinks
men ought 10 think she is
Bad luck Is always an accident. But
good luck is what a man thinke he
brought about through his Intelli-
gencs and Ability.
A high-browed girl might as well
20 away back n sit down when q
low-necked girl appears on the scene
Constant uss will wear anything
out. But q nan never thinks OF thfs
| when he Is using a friend.
Old George Washington was a pref
" decent kind OF a citizen, and
Geogre liked his toddy. He always
had a stock In his cellar and an as
sortment on his sideboard. He saw 20
II that every man who fought IN the
American army got his pannakin OF
rum three times q day. We often
wonder what sort OF a ne George
would have thrown n the members Of
the four CONGRESSES were as narrow
minded a. the members Of the present
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-02-03
Daily Hon oScope
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 4. 1914

Copyright. 1919. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
This is a day of opposing planetary
influences, according to a~strology.
Mercury and Neptune dominate for
good. however. while Jupiter is
Under this sway of the stars the be-
ginning of the new enterprises. OF
which there win be many especially
in March. should be postponed.
There Is a sign read as promising
good Jews in which 1t is made known
that harmony concerning naval mat
tiers is promised.
Astrologers read this as an IMAM
spicious day for any sort CT big bust
ness. Bankers and merchants should
be conservative during this planetary
government.
Commerce comes under a favor
orable sway that may arouse envy
e In the United States.
h stars hat seem to
fault finding and a general question
ing OF motives will continue to be
forceful for several weeks Congress
will be much affected by this rule.
Some sort of agitation or danger is
foreshadowed for many American
cities, owing to 1~nsanitary conditions.
Health Will occupy national atten-
ton. especially through the spring
months when many reforms will be
urged through government channels.
Women in the United States ~
espouse a new ovement for the bet
torment OF the race and this will lead
20 results that mark the new era
Europe continues subject to a rule
OF the planets that will retard peace
progress. but toward the nd OF this
month events will bring about sur
prising results. the seers declare.
Warning Is given that mischief
makers may try TO aus ONE troIble
In which Canada Is concerned.
Again changes In fashion and Gus
toms are prophezied and these Will be
apparent first In New York City I'D
Philadeiphia.
Persons whose birthdate II Is should
not speculate or risk money. They
may be inclined to travel or remove,
but changes viii not be fortunate.
Children born on this day probably
win be enterprtsinG but extrayaEznt.
These subjects Of AquariuS who
have Uranus as their principal rul-
Ing planet. are usually favorftes with
the opposite sex