The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1919-06-12
CUPID VS.. CENSOR
BY MISS MINNA RICHMOND.

| " Iel uSultSl pau, I1tleIl SIOdir ina
she FASTENED for sympathy.
'Truly, Helen, FL not stand being
prompted by a lot of romantic James.
I've finished with the club"
"Oh, En-, how can yOu?" pacified the
less radical Helen. Don't cut loose
from jolly bunch of girls without a
fully sensible excuse"
Excuse? But l have every reason
to do so. No self-respecting human
can stand for this continual rehearsal
of Phil Aliens virtues and suggestions
I as TO the part l should play in the
farewell affair they plan to intilct upon
| him. I've a notion to duck down to
the cottage till the festivities are at
an end"
you'll do no such thing" scored
| Helen. 1.-The girls are right and you
are right in your own way, EN-. They
! all think worlds of yourself and Phil,
and, knowing how worth while Phil
is, they think it's a decided pity that
| you don't reciprocate his attentions"
swell, as a matchmaking agency
they are a hopeless failure. When Is
this scheduled soiree due to be worked
out?"
"NeXt week, fancy, for Phil is soon
to be ordered South. You'll surely at
tend, won't you, Emp
I'D like to be 'non-plus' at the par
ty, but 'twould be terribly conspicu-
Gus, suppose"
The much heralded event was an
unqualified success. The old bunch all
met to give the khaki-clad youth a
rousfhg send-off. Emily, too, attended,
but seemed to be less her own cheer
fully impersonal self.
Determined to diSappoInt the match
makers, Emily had studiously avoided
the guest of honor, except to allow
him two dances at the conclusion Of
which the soldier asked for and re-
ceiyed her promise to write the home
news frequently.
"Tell you what, En-" said Phil. "a
letter from home changes the outlook
on everything. In the same way the
promise of the only little girl to await
your return makes the fight one well
worth fighting. Changed your mind
any in that regard?"
"Phil, this is all war-hysteria on your
part. Everyone seems to think it's
necessary part of the war program. ]
can't be convinced that this signing
up while the spirit Of patriotism moves
you is for the best interests of the
parties concerned. Your war expe-
rience will make a bigger. more won
derful man of you. You'll come back
with changed ideals. For me. there'n
never be any other, admit; but l in
sist that you wait to see If /, as your
ideal today, will be that of your ideal
tomorrow"
"a lot of bunk, En-. You're a dyed
in-the-wool idealist. Be practical, do,
when you know that the happiness Of
both of us is at stake"
Argument proved futile Phil had to
resign himself with the promise Of
having a regular correspondent. Un-
Gle Sans carriers did their share. Al
ways good pals, with much In common,
their letters were Of bulky proper
lions. The feeling of eager expectancy
Of mail deliveries was a mutual one.
Emily's missives were CHEEKY and
impersonally breezy. Pills tended to
wax warmer, and contained numerous
illusions to the invincible bachelor
maid. Mention was made Of acQuain-
tances made In the social life of the
camp; maids from neighboring towns,
etc. Always was their cordial spirit
emphasized and the point made that
they did not radiate any of the frigid
atmosphericG chills Of a certain north
ern miss. Ali of which Emily read
with an air Of amused tolerance.
The day came, however, when this.
which Emily had termed silly senti-
mentality, was a negative quantity.
The letters were interesting and
breezy, but as impersonal as her own.
Emily was a surprise to herself.
Who'd ever expect that she would miss
the old letters so? A youthfully con-
ceited remark of younger brother as
to "men being a scarce dainty these
days" reminded her that Phil probably
had met many admirers.
Even the remark that her letters |
truly put the sure in pleasure" and |
similar comments, failed to convince |
Emily Of Pills interest. Every letter |
seemed strangely more frigid than the |
last, till Emily decided that they were |
the products Of camp refrigerator. |
Strange, she thought, that as Phil |
grew Indifferent she became proper
tionately interested. She was heart |
less and unpatriotic in the extreme,
she reasoned. Never, however, would
she pretend to complain, for she had
been wholly to blame herself.
But every cloud has silver lining,
and when this particularly dark cloud /
of Emily's turned inside out It shook
from its folds an unassuming little let.
ter with a consoling secret worded
thusly:
Little grille, over whom my hearts
In such whirl, greetingsl The lind
fates have seen fit to supplant the eff
Client camp censor, known as Charlie
Stark, with good-natured western
benedict. Charlie as a pal at college
and camp is unequaled. 1 plan to be
home In n week Re preparad 70 hnor