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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
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TEACHERS NITEn

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. teachers for rural
schools, tutors in ranch homes, primary
teachers for graded schools. commercial
Spanish and music teachers for high schools
needed at once. Calls coming in very
mail for more teachers than we are .bie Is
find. Phone 1256-M, or write postofsic
box 4s2, Albuquerque. N NJ. stating fully
Your training, experience and grade of yeur
certificates
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
FOR SALE

4.500-6-room brick, modern, hot
water heat, lot 75x142. garage,
good outbuildings; 4th ward.
SS,500-6-room frame. modern, good
porehes, shade, corner lot, on car
line; 4th ward.
So, 650--5-room frame, modern, sleep
ing porch, good shade. N Bird St.
$3,000-4-room brick, modern. wen
built, good garage. N. End st.
s5.500-9-room, 2-story brick, mod
ern, completely furnished suitable
for rooming house or small apart
ments; corner lot, North End st.
$1,500-4-room frame, bath, so 1T.
lot, garage, North sth st.
,000-5-room frame, modern, 4th
ward, close In; terms.
s3000-5 brick, modern, large
rooms, good porches, near car line,
Fourth ward.
A. FLEIS CHER
Asal Esrste. Insurance. Loans.
Ill Eouth Fourth atraet.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
| AIDES

When irregular or delayed use Triumph
Pills. Safe and always dependable Not
sold at drug stores Do not experiment
with others save disappointment. Write
for "Relief' and particulars. It's free. Ad-
dress National Medical Institute. Milwaukee.
Via
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
FOR SALE--Ranches

FUR SALE OK LEASE--160-a rancn
located between Barton and Chilli, s. w
\ sec 2e. N, Il. Good well on place
no other improvements; about go acrts
cleared for cultivation: virgin soil Harry
Braun. GIG North Third
l4o ACREs--Fruit,5 benchiand on Flathead
Lake, Mont; 30 acres timber: 6 acres
orchard; 900 grapevines; IL acres Alfalfa
grain; 4-room house; big barn Irrigation.
Beautiful location 8 miles electric power
house, Big Fork; $4,000. e. Hunger, Pas
ar Bg Fork. Mont
FOR SALE--Raneh. old zeiger Ranch, 100
acres, rs acres under cultivation; mostly
alfalfa; good orchard; house of thirteen
rooms Price, Including dairy 600 chickens
and 1s5 head of hogs. $4,000, or will sell
ranch alone. Easy terms. Address Pres
byurian sau1torium.
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WANTED--Flou.es,- /


WANTED--Three or 4-room unfurnished
house: close In T. L. G.. Journal
WANTED--House, either FURNISHED ,r un-
furnished; must be n god neighbe rhnol
Mediate possession wantai NJ E. s.,
care Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
BUSINESS CHANCES

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70 r SALE--Thirty room horet doing good
business: in good location. Address, Box
b. care Journal
ADVERTIsE--20 words in so monthiles 81;
100 weeflies $780, 20 big dalies IS. Cope
Agency ST Louis, Mo.
Fur sALE--Fruit and candy store. doing
good business Good location. Leaving
town. 100 West Central,
OIL investors--get my field report on prop
erty in question before investing. Cost
nominal. Box i0S3 Dallas, Texas,
FOR sALE-Ciose in residence property
producing s11O per month Only $500;
shalt cash Thaxton & Co.. Third and
Gold.
CITY Of 5000 Inhabitants offers liberal
concessions for building and operating an
overall and mtten factory. John Schmoek
er, Columbus, Nebr
HERE'S your opportunity to start paying
mail order business. Send no money; just
your address Nikoow Il Gabrowsky, II
West card street, room tt2S, New York city,
ORGANIZE under the common law Most
busIness-like quickest best. Limited
liability; operate In any state. Interstate
Legal Service Organization, AIS Keith g.
Perry building, Kansas City, Mo.
LEARN HOW TO INVESTIGATE PROFIT.
ABLY-~~Sixteen page booklet covers this
subject. Rich men get richer because they
have ready money to take advantage Of
opportunities Men Of moderate means
should have this book Price 10 cents.
Write VIM. G. Krape. S25 Gas and Electric
Bldg, Denver Colo,
WANTED--Sell grocery department in Old
established general mercantile business
in live New Mexico town, which future Is
assured All business on strictly cash
basis Reason for selling to give attention
to other lines. $4,000 to $4,000 cash VIII
handle; reasonable rent. Good opportunity
fo. hustler For details address Grocery
Department care Journal
TO the buyer of small low priced leases,
we offer year com form 80 leases on
tracks of 10 or more acres In the follow
ing counties at So per acre. Atcoscesa,
Reeves Pecos, Medina, Gonzales, Webb,
Comai Travis Duval Hays, Bandera
Karnes Blanco, Real, Lasalie Brewster
kendall, Uyalde and Gillespie. No drilling
necessary Other acreage attraetiNely
quoted. Il. j. Belmont, odeon Bldg, st
Louis, Mo.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

FOR SALE-Strctly modern Groom stueeo
bungalow; hardwood floors large fire i
shade. Must be seen to be appreciated.
Phone 1912.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
TYPEWRITERs
MONEY no LOAN

CONFIDENTIAL loans on jewelry dia-
monds. Liberty Bonds pianos. autamo-
biies. etc. Low rates. Henry ID. Rothman.
lit South First Bonded to the state Of
New Msxia0
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DETECTIVE AGENCY

rTTcTr
MN Grass secret service transactions.
Box so, or phone Az, The American De
teetive Association Alhuaneroue NJ M
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FOR SALE--MisceTaneous

s~ss~sN-~rr~S~~~~~~s~~>S~
FOR SALE---Some choice Navajo rugs, $40
South Arno
FOR sALE--AI Bandy's rancn, peaches
and Concord grapes Phone 240S-Js,
FOR sALE--one Columbus buggy ana a
phaeton, See them at Curtis Wagon yard
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE Collie dog,
mandolin, Belgian doe. 1899 Mountain
road.
FOR SALE Baby bed, good condition,
also large size cot with pads. S2l South
Walter, phone 1903.
FOR SALE Cheap, one Corona typewriter.
one baby bed and mattress and about 100
pennants. 907 South Edith.
FOR simmons IRON bed, VeTnIs
Martin finish. springs and mattress; also
one "a mattress. 5l2 North Second.
FOR SALE OR RENT--silghtIy useo sew
ing machines; cheap for cash or pay
ment: expert repairing and adjusting. Phone
s58.
SOFT SPOTS" heel and arch cushions
prevents fallen insteps, cures all foot
troubles, ST. Thos. f. Keleher, 40S West
Central
STAFF LIFE Absolutely removes consti-
patton, root and branch or money re-
funded, Price sl25. staff o-Life Co.,
Gallup. N. M.
FOR SATE' Wayne gasoline pump and
- - IA'i ;" ese ~ Auhlhs' 90
per cent oii nst price square Deal Gar
ase rhone oze.
BLuEING AND AMMONIA
OUT OF TOWN merchants write for man
ufaoturers prices The Manzano Co,
AIeuquerque. y, M
FOR sALE-Tomatoes for canning, $3.50
per 100 pounds delivered In 50-pOund
lots or over s. Carmisnani, Armijo post
office. Phone 2402-Rl.
F0R SAJD pR pRADE5----lr a ts51,, ..,,,,
-year-old mare win give difference,
one heavy single axpress harness, one
spring wagon pole. $50 North Second.
lee substitute! Cheap chemIcaIe mixed
with water. ley temperature Indefinitely
Formula ST. Satisfaction money hack
Coe Wayerly Hotel Columbus Ga
REGIsTERED pointer brood bitches ana
pups Hold Your money. pay double this
fall Training Instructions state Your
wants. VIM. II Rawlings Mil Creek, Okla
y.----;,-T--
nov, ~ : " senoh ,uuS ~ , nan1n
x,,,.Ito Sha.ais.. t,,h.rso. -. ss,.n
49, ~ 4n,inS pr,npr , h Une pn Nv
o1no puma s '0a' o'Ne'' f'A"
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FOR sALE-A Few ladies' suits and coats
good as new latest models; S1.50 TO sl5;
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
WANTED--Salesmen


DISTRIBUTOR wanted in every town Tor
speedoiine; quart equals So gallons gaso-
line; make $500 to $500 per month. Write
Tor partieulars speedoline Co. Dallas, Tex,
SUBSTANTIAL MOUNTAINEERING corporaIlo
wants capable men to establish branch
ana manage statesmen. 5000 to $500 ne
eessary You handle own money. WIN al
low expenses to Baltimore ie you will quail
~ For particulars address Secretary, 4ls
N, Howard st. Baltimore. Md
statesmen experienced (main or sidgiine7
to sell the Liberty Bell Home Savings
Bank to bankers, Beautiful reproduction
of the old liberty bell. Sells at sight and
stimulate savings. one salesman made
sl3o6.4o during August. The Bankers Saw
ings and Credit system Co, Cleveland. 0.
Statesmen WANTED
TO handle our stock anywhere In New Mex
leo; we Will prepare the territory and
Eive you excellent cooperation and nanG-
some compensation; write or wire for par
ttruars, Miners Coal e. Coke Co. Triniaad
Coln. We are mining and selling coal nvv.
ALEsMAN-~calendar for 1920 to sell the
Mueller line in New Mexico, wood glass,
paper calendars, fans, leather ceinloid and
cloth novelties. II its new we have ii.
Our contract Is the most liberal for eX-
experienced men who can show results
Exclusive territory with established tracts,
muelitF bIpS. Afl ana MIG. Co., zb4l PotS
street, Chicago.
" AN ls u--Experience securities statesmen,
capable of managing district offices IN
New Mexico and Arizona and employing
several statesmen to sell shares of clean
cut Northwest Burkburnett Texas oil com
pany holding eight leases three OF which
are near largest wells in this field. Small
capital, guaranteeing to drill three wells
from stock sales. Local Statesmen wanted
every county these states. State position
seeking. giving references, details. experi-
enee Interview address Box 405, Oklahoma
City, Okla
MEN WANTED TO SELL GROCERIES,
SELLING EXPERIENCE NOT NECESSARY
one OF worlds largest grocers, tcapitai over
81 600, 0G0.0 0) wants ambitious men In your
locality to sell direct to consumer national
ly known brands of an extensive line of
groceries, paints, rooflngs. Iubrieating oils,
stock Goods, etc Big line, easy sales.
Values beat any competition Earn big
money. No experience or capital required.
Complete sample outfit and free selling in
struetions start you. Long established re-
liable house. Write today. John Sexton
. Co. ss2 West Illinois ST. Chicago. III
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

FOR SAbE--By owner, rour-room modern
Santa Fe brick house, two porches, large
lot lawn, flowers and fruit trees, garage,
Fourth ward. Price reasonable, Phone
1891
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

FOR SALE-~Modern five room brick,
$4,000; five-room modern $4,000; bar
gains. Money to loan, w, II, MeMilion.
200 West Gold.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

HOUSE for SALE $500 down viii buy four
room adobe with two sleeping porehes,
about eighteen young fruit trees grape
vines and gooseberry bushes. Inquire COR
ner 1891 North First
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
FOR SALE--ReaI Estate

FOR SALE-Real estate In Las Vegas $50
feet frontage. 175 feet deep; close in;
small house on lots; ideal location for
home. Inquire of Mrs NJ. Rutenbeck Santa
re N
FOR SALE Or EXCHANGE --For AIbu-
querque property, block of sixty acres
coal and fruit land In southwestern Indi-
ana, Twenty miles Evansville. Value
$4,000. Health reasons C. E. K. care of
Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
FOR SALE--Automobiles


FOR SALE--f918 Overland touring car, In
perfect shape, at bargain. Phone 4s2,
or 11t4
FOR sALE-Ford truck: also studebakPr
Four; both in good condition. Phone 1853,
or call 313 North Fifteenth
FOR sALE---Two late models Dodge tour
Ing cars $3.50 and $675. It Will pay you
to see these cars 1t6 West Gold.
FOR sALE-Real bargain. Ford touring
carnew tenders. new top extra truck
BODY all In good condition; $3.50. sos
North Third. Phone 139t-NM.
FOR sALE-studebake light truck, entire
ly ovsrhauled and guaranteed In perfect
running, order. Late model Cheap. Call
Louis nfed or Barber-Potter Motor Go.
FOR SALE-One 1913 model 5-passengsr
Buick, price $3.50. in good running con-
dition; good tires; also one Indian motor
cycle. SOS. Bernalilio Mercantile Co.. Ber-
ualilio, N. II.
FOR SALE-PouItry and Eggs
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FOR SALE--Young White Leghorn hens,
& 51s South Arno.
FOR sALE--Fifty Rhode Island laying hsas
and chickens. 723 North Fourteenth
FOR sALE--Buy next springs breeding
cockerei now; So and 81 each. Barre1
rocks. OF course. j. D, Notgrass. COZ North
Second. phone l7as $1,000
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

WANTED--Ambltiou young lady who
understands bookkeeping and stenography
and who Possesses some executive ability for
permanent place with established business;
must furnish reference state salary expect
ed and when open for position. Addresa
C. care of Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

FOR SALE--Modern brick house; four
rooms and bath; . screen porchesi North
Second located in good neighborhuod;
4s%xl42 feet to the alley, for $500. Adj
dress Ash. care Journal,
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LOST

->--N->|@--~->-~~
LCSf-Between Whitcomb Springs and city
license M. 44e. Finder please return 10
Journal office
LOSr-.Tan Suitcase ON road from Teme2
Springs; notify Charles Clay Jemez Springs
and receive reward.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

WOMEN easily make s100 monthly selling
Priscilla fabrics, hosiery. underwear spare
time. Everybody buys: profits large. Hun
dreds beautiful free samples. Fitsmables,
Incorporated. Trenton, New Jersey.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
FOR SALE--Ffouses


FOR sALE--Rhubarb for canning. Phone
2407-R3
FOR sALE--nix-room bnoK residence ~ 4o4
North Edith Charles Mann.
HAVE several people wanting to buy homes,
What have you to sell. Phone 67S oil
1861.
FOR sALE-NIce home, furnished ant!
good business with II If wanted. Address
Bungalow, care Journal
FOR SALE-One 50-foot lot, two houses;
rents S3S per month, for $4,000. This IL
bargain f2s East Santa Fe.
FOR SALE-By owner, a four-r0oin brick
house. with two good porches; good To-
cation. Call at 522 South Walter. even
ings
FOX sALE--Modern s-room mouse, three
sleeping porehes; two lots; orchard with
all kinds OF small and large fruits. Terms
Phone 1879.
FOR RENT or SALE--Two new houses in
the lewlands, close IN. c, w. Winsfield.
Phone l439-N.-R.
FOR SALE-Three-room adobe house with
screened and oanvased porcehs; garage;
large lot; four blocks from car line Old
Town. Phone 1898 or 5l5-J,
FOR sALE-By owner, nour-room modern
Santa Fe brick house, two porches, large
lot lawn, flowers and fruit trees, garage,
Fourth ward. Price reasonable, Phone
1851.
FOR SALEModern fiye-ruom brick,
$4,000; five-room modern. $4,000: bar
gains. Money TO loan w. II, MeMiIllon,
200 West Gold.
FOR sALE-Stricty modern Groom stueeo
bungalow; hardwood floors, large fire
place, giassed in sleeping porch, garage and
shade, Must be seen to be appreciated.
Phone 1912.
HOUSE for sa'e, $500 down viii buy four
room adobe with two sleeping porches,
about eighteen young fruit trees, grape
vines and gooseberry bushes. Inquire cor
ner 1921 North First
FOR sALE-Modern brick house; four
rooms and bath; . screen porches; North
Second; located in good neighborhood;
43 MAP feet to the alley, for S2,500 Adj
dress Ash, care Journal
FOR sALE-owner leaving city, VIII saer-
flee II sold before October L. choice bum
galow homes. These have every modern
convenience. Easy terms II desired. Call
at my office 4l2 West Copper; let me
show you them,
FOR sALE--six rooms and bath, two
screened porches; modern and in good re-
pair; fruit and shade trees. at All West
Marble avenue, $500 furnished terms.
Apply Mrs. Chamberlin. The Hat Shop, 109
South Fourth street.
FOR SALE--At bargain, modern slx-room
house; corner New York and North Third,
on street car line, with huit-in china and
large clothes closets; pantry and bath room,
two large porches garage stable and
chicken house; plenty of shade, lot 60Xf42
Inquire STA North Third.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

high and special; good salaries. Place
teachers outright. Write Immediately. Send
qualifications. photograph. Free enroll
ment Rocky Mountain Teachers. Agency.
326 Empire Bldg. Denver. Colo.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

FOR SALE-Owner leaving city, VIII saer-
flee II sold before october l. choice bum
galow homes. These have every modern
convenience. Easy terms If desired. Call
at my office Ala West Copper; let me
show you them,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

screened porches; modern and In good re-
pair fruit and shade trees. at All West
Marble avenue. $500 furnished terms.
Apply Mrs. Chamberlin. The Hat Shop, 100
South Fourth street.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

FOR RENT-Furnshed room. with glassed
sleeping porch suitable for two with
board. H. $. Chamberlain, 80 South Wall
ter. phone $50.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
PERSONAL.

REFINED lady, age 40, worth $50, 600
would marry. c., Box 35, League, To-
ledo, Ohio
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16
WISE OLD BIRD TALKS.
Makes Some Pointed Observations
About Oil Stock.

Unable to make it" home over
Sunday, a group of travelling sales
men were gathered on the mezzanine
floor of one of the local hotels yes
terday afternoon discussing topics OF
interest to men who have the oppor-
tunity to study human nature from
many angles.
One of the members of the group,
an elderly man travelling for Vir-
ginia shoe house, has nephew in
South Carolina. This nephew has re-
Gently been discharged from the SER
vice, and yesterday called upon his
uncle at the hotel. He was seeking
advice. His story was that he had
saved up in cash. $500 and that he
had been interviewed by an oil stock
salesman. This salesman was sell
ing stock in an oil field in Texas. The
field was rich in oil; the creek in the
vicinity had scum of oil on it's sur
face, wells had been sunk in the vi
cinity and had proven profitable and
fortunes had been made by investors.
The young fellow wanted to know
what his uncle thought of the plan
to risk $500 in the project.
"My advice to you is to invest your
savings in that oil concern. What
is more, I advise you to sell two of
your liberties and put the proceeds
in this stock. I am sure you will
gain much by this investment" said
the shoe salesman.
mind you, do not say you will
gain much money. I simply say you
will gain much.t
Looking the youngster in the eye,
the older man continued:
"You are young now. No one is
dependent on you. You are foot
loose, and, I suppose, fancy free, and
YOU are in good health. You are in
better position to lose $500 now than
you ever will be again in all likeli-
hood. So 1 say put it all in the COM
pany this salesman you speak of rep
resents. AS said in the beginning,
you will gain much thereby.
But there are one or two obser-
vations I would like to make with
regard to companies in far distant
States selling stock in South Caro-
lima. If you were to locate on a
farm in Lexington county an oil
field that promised to yield untold
wealth, would you run over to Cali
fornia to sell stock in the bonanza?
Would you hastily pack up and rush
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16
PERSONAL MENTION.
People Visiting in This City and at
Other Points.
<TELEPHONE S3-J

Mr.. J. L. Wilkes spent yesterday
in Charleston.
Mrs. W. c. zeigler spent Tues
day in Charleston.
Mr.. and Mrs. Malone Warn, of
Brookland, visited in the county last
week.
Mrs. J. J. Cudd, of Spartanburg,
is visiting DR.. and Mrs. George F.
Hair
Mrs. C. F. Black, after spend
ing the summer at Quitman, Ca, has
returned to Bamberg.
Mrs. D. G. Fielder, who has been
visiting in the city, has returned to
her home in Biltmore, N. c.
Captain Van c. Walton, who has
been absent from Carlisle scbc l on
account of illness, returned to the
city Tuesday night.
Mr.. A. M. Denbow left Saturday
for New Orleans to attend the World
Cotton conference as a delegate from
this State representing the State
Bankers association.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16

off to Oregon and Nevada to sell
stock in order to get money to de-
velop it? Or would you go over to
Richland, Aiken and Orangeburg
counties and interest the people
there? Mind you, I am not trying
to cast any aspersions on this Texas
concern. 1t may be that it will pan
out that the dividends from your
stock will make Rockefeller's income
look like a school teachers salary,
but I am asking that you look at this
thing in reasonable way. If this
Texas project is of such rich prom
ise, if an investment in it is sure to
put stockholders in the class with
retired plumbers, why does this af-
fable young gentleman hunt up a
soldier here in South Carolina rather
thanigo to nearer neighbors and let
them into the company? They are
in position to investigate it carefully,
to look over the field and to put their
money in it according to their judg-
ment"
The others in the group had listen
ed without comment to the older
mans remarks, and the young man
to whom the remarks we're address,
ed had little reply to make. With a
hasty "T'll think over it," he left
and one had an idea that one ped
dler of oil stock had lost SALE
Columbia State.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16
A Natural Inference.

A pretty school teacher looked
over her glasses at row of boys
and girls. James," she smiled, "can
you tell me the difference between a
canal and a channel?"
GA canal" James began hesitat-
ingly, ''is made by man."
eyes," nodded the teacher. "Now
a channel. How does it differ from
a canal?"
Its made by woman" the boy
divulged, this time without the least
hesitation. II most always get them
mixed," he added with pride.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16
FLASHLIGHTS.

Some men seem to be living in hope
that way will be discovered before
they die whereby they can take their
money with them when it's their time
to go.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16
Something to Look Forward To.

Dubb Golfer-"The day get round
these links in less than hundred, III
give you dollar.''
Caddie- Thank ye, sir. It'll come
in handy in me old age" e."-Boston
Transcript.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16
Not Likely to be a Star.

'My wife is practicing economy
now"
"That so?"
eyes, butI don't believe she's ever
going to become expert at it,
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16
Help!

The result OF the experimental
peace flare tried on the Embankment
was that the fire-brigade turned out.
No grave danger-as it turned out
Saturday Journal (London.)
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16
Literature Wins.
BAMBERG, s. g.

"Oh, we called about the fiat ad-
vertised.'
"Well, I did mean to let it, but
s:""o | recd tkc house agents des-
cr:ption of it, really feel I can't part
with it."-London Opinion.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16
The Latest Excuse.

Farmer-"Hey there, how came
you to be in my apple tree?"
Boy-"Please, mister, I just fell
out, of an airplane. london Opin-
ion.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16
The Reason.

She-George, you looked awfully
foolish when you proposed to me-
He-"Well, very likely I was.''-
London Opinion.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16
Oh, Fudge.

What is all that noise, all that
hub-bub in the shops?"
eve manufacture tennis goods"
"Well?"
and that fellow is making a ten
mis- racket"
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1919-10-16
That Kind.

"'What sort of a girl is she?"
''The kind that everybody says will
make a good wife for somebody some
Free Press.