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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
Temperance Trials.
FINE BODIES AND
TOPS NOW ALWAYS
FOR AUTOMOBILES

The motor car has become an i'm
mense social adjunct. This, to
large extent, because of its popu-
larity with women. AS natural
consequence, its general appearance
is of great and growing importance.
This is fully realized by the manu-
facturer, who constantly strives for
greater efficiency and more elegance
and comfort in his product, which he
aims to make "a thing of beauty and
a Joy forever"
But, with use, of course, no car can
retain its spick -and-spanness without
care and attention from the owner.
sTravel stain and shabbiness inevitably
follow usage, and then it is that the
problems of the inexperienced owner
begin. Mud, dust and grease soon
cover the delicate shining surfaces,
and the question arises, how can they
be best removed without deterioration
and loss of prestine luster?
The problem centers more particu-
larly around surfaces of the car body
and the top than elsewhere; and to
those only experienced with wasteful,
destructive alkali soaps for washing,
AMI the lampblack, benzine prepare
tons for dressing tops. it is prob
lem, indeed. The one ruins paint
luster the other is absolutely useless
for waterproofing, preservation of ia
brio, and maintenance of fine finish.
To those, however, who take occasion
to investigate and test the best now
available for washing cars and dress
ing tops, it is no problem at all.
The ablest chemists of America, no
tably those of the Woodtite Labora-
tories, have attacked these annoying
features and successfully produced
perfectly harmless and thoroughly eff
fective liquid soap on the one hand
and waterproof preservative Of high
finish on the, other. The thorough
and exhaustive tests of Kantmar
Autowash and Toptite that followed
their discovery were SO eminently sat-
isfactory that these two auto Access
sories are now sold the world over.
under the positive guarantee that they
will do all that is required in their re-
spective spheres of usefulness.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12

AS to Gore, it would be an insult to
Jones to mention the two in the same
breath
There was a time when John p.
Jones and William NJ. Stewart were
the senators from the state of Me-
vada. Those two men made Nevada
famous. They were recognized as
two of the ahlest men in the senate.
though they came from the state Of
smallest population and least re-
sources.
New Mexico is in much the same
condition regarding her representa-
ton in the United States senate. SEN
ator Fall ranks in point of ability and
influence as the equal, except in
length of service, of Lodge and Pen
rose. II used to be Lodge. Penrose,
Weeks and FAN. Weeks was defeated
last year FAN has 10 share the hon
ors with two other republicans. Jones
is easily the democratic leader. be.
cause there are very few able demo-
Gratis in the United States senate.
Whatever criticisms democrats may
have of Senator Fall, because of poll
ties, and whatever criticisms republi-
cans may have of Senator Jones, these
two men are a splendid advertise
ment for New Mexico because of their
conspicuous abilities as leaders in the
United States senate.
Also each OF them has been of dis.
tinctive service to the nation.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
Sayings Of Mrs. Solomon
Copyright 1919, word)
Copyright, 1918.
ny the Press Publishing Go.
1.-THE New York Evening World.l
BY HELEN ROWLAND.

ooh, is he not delectable, and all
my fancy painted"
And the wedding day is set, when
soeVer he proposeth.
Likewise, what bachelor hath not
said nhis heart
go to! l shall never marry.
For WHERE. in this world of i'm
projections, can / find Perfect Wo-
man? Even one who shall combine
the innocence of an ingenue with the
destinations of a Lorelei, the beauty OF
the three Graces with the mind OF
Minerva, the cuteness of q pony ballet
with the virtues of ST. Catharine, the
wit of Nine. de Stael. with the talents
of a chef and the patience of a Red
Cross nurse?
"For only such an one shall satisfy
me-and | am an Artful Dodger!"
And behold while he is yet speak
ing, there cometh a freckled-f faced
damsel with crimson hair. the intelli-
gence of a siX-dollar stenogra pher and
the soul of an Angora kitten-and
leadeth him unto the altar with one
hand and her eyes shut!
And he, also, is finished"
Verify, verify, this Is LOVE. my
Daughter!
The magic spell which seiZeth the
Imagination, thereby transforming a
bald spot into halo, embonpoint into
cuteness, stupidity into virtue. dulness
into dignity, loudness into brilliancy
bromilons into pearls of thought, ego
fists INTO Prince Charmings and doc
dewits into sirens!
For an ideal" is but the human
Hook on which a man hangeth his
Illusions and woman drapeth her
romantic fancies when the Love
germ devoureth them! Selah.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
A TRANSPARENT MYSTERY.
BOS1nn Ira Scrinf

An Englishman returned from India
bringing a native boy with him as a
servant. The boy knew nothing about
ice and one winter morning he came
running TO his master with large
piece from a bucket in the yard.
Look, MASTER" he said, what a
large piece of glass have found
His employer said it looked verv
wet and jokingly told him to put it on
the back Of the stove to dry. He did
so, and presently came back with the
partly melted ice in his hand.
Master, it's the queerest glass
ever saw. The more dry it the wet
ter it gets"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
Ur-TO-DATE SOLDIER.
Detroit Free Press.

Chairman Baruch, of the war indus
tries board. said at Washington
banquet:
I was brought up TO consider that
1t was impossible for n soldier to
carry an umbrella. A soldier with an
umbrella seemed as absurd to me as
soldier with a fan.
Well, the other Gay. in deluge OF
rain, l beheld soldier, a big UNI
brella q Ter him. stepping along brisk
~. ! stopped my car and said:
Young man. this is the first time
! ever saw a soldier with an UNI
brella.'
Well, boss he answered, maybe
IT'S the first umo you ever saw real,
live, up-to-d date soldier"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12

Verify, what damsel hath not said:
10, the man whom l marry shall
he none bi't an Apollo, with the Shout
ders of William S. Hart, the polish of
John Drew, the profile of Francis X.
Bushman, the smile of Lord Byron
the wit of Bernard Shaw, the courage
of the Marines and the soul of a poet!
For nothing less shall satisfy ME!
Il am so hard to please!"
Yet, behold, she meeteth Ftile
alf-portion, with the face of car
toon, the manners of II check-room
boy, the back hair of an art student,
the brilliancy of chorus man, the wit
of last years almanac and the nollsh
of n janitor.
And 10, Il IS all over with her
AT last, at last" she cryeth. II
have found mine IDEAL!
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12

raft. and after many exciting adven-
lures had landed on a desert island.
And the beach of that there is
land he said impressively, was red
with Holsters"
But" interposed the Objectionable
person who slores in spelling a good
story, that won't do. Jack. HOLSTERS
amt red before they're boiled
Jack was silent for a moment; it
seemed that he had at last met his
Waterloo. But soon a smile lit up his
face.
but who didn't know that?" he
asked, scathingly. of his prosecutor.
This ere was volcano island, and,
O. course, the waters was all billing
'Otp
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
"In the Days News"

Brig. Gen Douglas Macarthur, who
today becomes superintendent of the
United States Military academy at
West Point, is one of the youngest Of
ficers who has ever held this position,
Gen Macarthur became well known
to the public as military censor of the
war department during the Mexican
border troubles and the early part of
the world war. He was graduated
from West Point in 1903 and soon af-
ter went to the Philippines, During
the Russo Japanese war he was an
observer for the United States army
Returning to Washington, he renewed
study at the engineering school, and
after graduation. went to several of
the western pos's to supervise re-
forms in teaching. In 1913 he was
assigned to duty with the general
staff corps. He is a student of mill
tary history and tactics and is con-
sidered one of the ablest writers on
the technique of war that the United
States army has recently produced.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
Today's birthdays.

Sir Oliver Lodge. one Of the most
eminent of living scientists. born in
Staffordshire, England. IS years ago
today.
ator from Montana. born at Two Riv-
ers, Wis, 60 years ago today.
Charles l., McNary, United States
senator froms Oregon. born near Sa-
lem, Ore, As years ago today.
Frank M. Chapman, wen known
naturalist and explorer. born at 4 En-
glewood, n. ]. IS years ago today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12

tdllSl Slb llelIs II IL
the Souls Paradise.
But the Cynic an
swereth. Nay, it is
the Fools Paradise
a round trip
ticket and a stop
over at PurgatoIy!'
But, l say unto
thee, it is neither OF
these. but a Divine
Elallucination, which
gildeth dun facts
with refined gold
and glorifieth home
illness W it h the
Semblance of beauty.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12

Mexico says that if the league Of
nations should try to force her to be-
come a member she would turn to
and lick the whole bunch.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
TODAY's EVENTS

Centenary of the birth of the fam
Gus English author, Charles Kingsley
Twenty years ago today occurred
the great tornado at New Richmond,
Wis, by which ESQ lives were lost.
The Massachusetts Horticultural So
ciety, one of the oldest societies of its
kind in America. today celebrates the
Goth anniversary of its organization.
Buffalo is to be the meeting place
today of the annual spring convention
of the Technical Association of the
Pulp and Paper industry.
Brig. Gen. Arthur Macarthur today
will succeed Brig. Gen. Samuel Till
man as superintendent of the United
States Military academy at West
Point.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
One Year Ago 1Today in the War.

United states troops completed the
seizure Of Belleau Wood.
Germans cleared allied forces from
west bank of the Disc.
Germans reported capture of 1900
prisoners and 1850 guns since May 81.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
NERVE.

Il really cannot see you." said the
busy man with some irritation.
Then it's lucky l called returned
the intruder calmly. Il represent a
firm of opticians
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
Today's Anniversaries.
Kingsley. famous Eng

lS19-CharleS Kingsley, Famous Eng
lish divine, novelist and poet,
born. Died Jan. 23. 1875.
1S44--Januarius A, MacGahan, the
American journalist whose pen
liberated the Bulgarians from
Turkish tyranny, born near New
Lexington o. Died at San
Stefano, Turkey, June 3. 1873.
1S62vPrnce of Wales edward NID.
visited the Emperor of the
French at Fontainebleau.
1S64--Emperor Macmillan and En-
press Carlotta made their entry
into the City Of Mexico.~
1S69--Duel between William r. Cam
eron and Robert w. Hughes,
rival newspaper editors of
Richmond, Va.
1S92-Great Britain assumed pro-
tectorate over the Gilbert
islands.
1915-The French continued to drive
the Germans back at the Lab
yrinth."
1916--Austrians began a retreat to
the westward Of the Dniester
line.
1917-United States congress passed
the Espionage bill.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
Conventions Opening Today.

Atlantic City, N, J.--Heating and
Piping Contractors National associa-
ton.
San Antonio. Tex--TeXas Press as
ISOLATION.
Quincy, Fla.-Christian EndeaVor
Societies of Florida.
Bellingham, Wash. Spanish
War veterans, department of Wash
ington and Alaska.
Allentown, Pa.-United Spanish
War veterans. department of Penn
sylvania
Akron, O.--United Spanish War
veterans, department of Ohio.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
EASILY EXPLAINED.
Argonaut

He was regaling GREATNESS crowd
with a story of shipwreck. and how
he and his mates had escaped on a
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12

Nine hundred lighthouses and light
ships are scattered around the coasts
of the British Isles,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12

What is love, oh, my Daughter,
what is LOVE? For the Sentiment
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12

i Love Is Neither the Sonps Paradise
Nor the Fools Paradise, But a Di-
vine Hallucination.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-12
TWO MINUTES OF OPTIMISM. q
BY Herman j. Stitch. Z
Copyrigt 1919 by Press Publishing 4
Co. New York Evening World :
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THE DIVINE SPARK.

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The Washington herald., 1919-04-18
QUIT MEAT IF YOUR
kidneys ACT BADLY
Take Tablespoonful Of Salts i
Back Hurts or Bladder
Bothers.

We are a nation Of meat eaters and
our blood Is filled with uric acid. says
a well-known authority, who warns
US to be constantly on guard against
kidney trouble.
The kidneys do their utmost to free
the blood Of this irritating acid. but
become weak from the overwork: they
get sluggish; the eliminative tissues
clog and thus the waste is retained in
the blood to poison the entire sytem.
When your kidneys ache and feel
like humps Of lead. and you have
stinging pains in the back or the
urine is cloudy, full of sediment. OF
the bladder is irritable. obliging you
to seek relief during the night; when
you have severe headaches. nervous
and dizzy spells, sleeplessness, acid
stomach or rheumatism In bad wealth
er, get from your pharmacist about
four ounces Of Jad Salts; take a tea
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast each morning and in q few
days your kidneys will act fine.' This
famous salts is made from the acid
Of grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithia. and has been used for
generations to flush and stimulate
clogged kidneys, to neutralize the
acids In urine SO 1t Is no longer a
source Of irritation, thus ending urin-
ary and bladder disorders.
Jad Salts Is inexpensive and cannot
inture; makes a delightful efferves-
cent Whitewater drink, and nobody
can make q mistake by taking a lit
tie occasionally to keep the kidneys
clean and active.-Adv.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-18
|. BUREAU OF.
ENGRAVING
AND PRINTING.
Sssz NEWS

A meeting of the Bureau Automo-
bile Association will be held in the
lunchroom at Ais today for the pur-
pose of electing officers and discuss
ing plans. 1t is hoped that every auto
mobile owner IN the bureau will be-
come a member. Mr.. Fred Hallock. OF
the machine division. is boosting this
movement
Mrs. Eta Johns. Miss Emma Det-
wiler and Miss Agnes Maher. OF the
stamp perforating division. have been
detailed to guide force.
william Lowder who deals out ink
In the printing division. is very much
interested in the success of Massa-
chusetts Day. at Walter Reed Hospital
April q. He extends an invitation to
all bureau employees who are men,
bers OF Gen. Nelson A Miles Camp. of
the Spanish War Veterans.
Edward O'Brien. of the machine
shop, is enjoying a ten-day vacation.
The definitive bonds found their
way into section yesterday. -Four
presses are running on the third loan
issue, and II is expected that many
The Washington herald., 1919-04-18
Time Brings Joy
; And Happiness
As the Hours Pass the Coming Of
Baby Draws Nearer-Are
You Prepared?
sks|

No woman awaiting the Joy of
coming motherhood should allow the
days 10 pass without using the won
aerfuf penetrating application. Moth
sr's Friend
By Its regular use throughout the
period the system is prepared for the
coming event and strain and tension
ls relieved 1t renders the broad, fiat
abdominal muscles plant and they
readily yield to natures demand for
expansion. As a result the nerves
are not drawn upon with that pecu-
lar wrenching strain. and nausea.
seriousness. bearing-down an
stretching pains are counteracted.
rhe abdomen expands easily when
baby arrives and the hours at the
.risis are naturally less Pain and
langer as a consequence Is avoided.
Mothers Friend not only sllays dis
Tess I'm advance. but assures a speedy
recovery for the mother. The skin
. kept soft and smooth and natural
md FREQ from Disagreement
Write to the Bradfield Regulator
Company, Dept. J, Lamar Building,
Atlanta. Georgia, for their Mother
rood Book, and procure q bottle Of
Mothers Friend from the druggist.
Z II just as standard as anything
fon can think of.-Adv.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-18
DEALERS FIGHT
14-CENT MILK
District Officials Confer
With Virginia Pro-
ducers Over Price.

Whf1e Washington milk distributors
stubbornly refuse to bind themselves
to Q retail price of IA cents q quart.
DR.. William c. Fowler, District health
offieer. 10 IN Virginia with officers of
the Virginia and Maryland MIX Pro-
ducers' Association. with whom he ex-
poets to accomplish some relief for
the people Of the city.
What he viii confer with the pro-
ducers on, DR.. Fowler did not state
before leaving the city. but II was
evident that the nght for q Il cents
Q quart price would be kept up by
the oficial Of the department until
something more substantial for the
better price has been secured.
DR.. Fowler departed for the neigh
Dor state, from which the city draws
the greater portion Of its milk supply
following a conference at the District
Building with local dealers who firmly
asserted that they could not and
would not lower the price to the con-
sumner.
At a former meeting at which W
A. simpson and H. L Black. two OF
the largest distributors In the city
were present with the city officials q
price OF "a cents a quart was offered
under agreement, for he summer,
by these two local men
Then came Q rebellion among the
other dealers, and the health board
decided to go direct to the producers
through their association organization
and seek to get a price of % 1-3 cent?
a gallon wholesale from May L
This could bring q substantial de-
crease in price to the consumer. II
Is claimed. as at IA cents q quart
milk would bring 56 cents . gallon
az retail or allow a gross profit OF
715S a gallon That would allow a
net proft OF more than Is cents
gallon. It Is claimed
whatever the outcome of the visit
OF DIR. Fowler to the Milk Producers
Association. the Indications point tc
a vigorous fight by the officials for
a more reasonable price for milk fol
the consumer.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-18
GIRLS
No One Will Know You Use
Face Powdrr

II you use derwillo, the very latest
thing in powders It's impossible to
detect IL and II gives the skin that
rosy. peach-like appearance and
baby softness everybody raves about.
You put it on In the morning and it
stays there all day. No touching up to
keep your nose from shining. Pers-
piration does not affect 1t and 1t will
not rub on on clothing. 1t instantly
beauties the complexion. puts color
IN your cheeks. and is a wonderful
tonic for the skin; prevents black
heads, coarse pores. hides freckles,
tan. sun spots and other blemishes on
the face, neck. hands and arms.
Rough, chapped skin quickly disap-
pears and leaves you with a COM
plexion Of youth. which will attract
attention anywhere Apply derwillo
before going to the theater or parties.
and just note the favorable comments
of your friends. 1t feels so good on
your face that you will never be with
out it. and you viii forever discard
the old forms of face powder. which
clogs the pores or injurious chemicals.
such as bismuth or pearl white, SO
often found In many high-grade pow
ders, Its principal ingredient Is used
treatment OF many skin diseases. as
IL Is, a genuine tonic to the skin, is
absolutely harmless and will not slim
ulate or produce a growth of hair.
Here is a fair offer: Get a package
from your druggist today. use 1t for a
week or two. and II you are not salts
fed ask him for your money back and
he Will gladly give 1t to you. II 1t
were not something out of the ordi-
nary do you suppose We could afford
to make you such an offer? II you
really want a beautiful complexion.
here is your chance to have one with
out any expense II it fails. Ask for
derwillo and accept nothing else, then
you will not be disappointed.
NOTE-When asked about derwillo
one Of our leading druggists said. TT
Is TRULY a wonderful beautifier. away
ahead of anything we have ever sold,
and those who use 1t are wild over it
II Is giving such excellent satisfaction
that I'VE gladly refund the money to
every dissatisfied customer" Derwillo
is sold under an iron-clad money back
guarantee in this city by all druggists.
including Peoples Drug Stores.-Adv.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-18
F R E c K LEI S
Don't Hide Them with a Vel; Re.
move Them with 0thine.
Double Strength.

This preparation for the removal or
freckles is usually so successful In
removing freckles and giving a clear.
beautiful complexion that IL is sold
under guarantee TO refund the money
IL it fails.
Don't hide your freckles under a
veil: get an ounce OF Othine and re-
move them Even the first few appIi-
cations should show a wonderful i'm
provement some Of the lighter freck-
les vanishing entirely.
Be sure TO ask the druggist for the
double strength Othine: IL is this that
is sold on the money-back guarantee
ADV
The Washington herald., 1919-04-18
HUNS EXPECTED
TO LOSE SAAR
Iron Interests Took Elabo-
rate Conservation Steps,
Says Dispatch.

Germany anticipated the loss Of The
Saar Valley as soon N abe realized
the allies were to win the war. dipio-
matte advices from Paris yesterday
declared.
tGerman inon interests took elsbo-
rate steps toward the conservation Of
German iron and coal when the srmis-
tice was signed" the advfces stated.
They realized that they had for
feited not only Lorraine. but also the
Saar Valley mineral regions."
The German conservation schema n
was declared, hinges on high prices
for raw materials. Bar iron In Ger
many, IL was stated, now sells for <s
marks q metric ton. nearly double the
price OF Is marks on November 10.
1slS The figure at the beginning OF
the war was $40 marks a ton.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-18
DISTRICT RED CROSS
QUOTA NEARLY PAID
$l.l73.37 Collected to April |.
Chairman Announces.

Ninety-two per cent of the, total
subscription to the second Red Cross
war fund Of the campaign Of last May
had been paid up to April i. according
to the report made by Cuno H. Ru-
dolph. war fund cashier, to Henry B.
F. Macfarland. chairman Of the Red
Cross campaign committee. The av-
erage collection of the second Red
Cross war fund subscriptions through
out the country Is IS per cent The
quota of the District of Columbia was
$4,000. the amount of the subscrip-
tion H,27s.77 and the total amount
paid to April was $1.173,3H.3s.
Chairman Macfariand requests all
those who have not fully paid to save
the clerical. stationery and postage
expense by sending promptly to Cunc
h Rudolph. war fund chairman. Sec
opd National Bank. Seventh street,
near z. street. ,.,s,s .-4