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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-14

FOR SALE h ST. NV: TEN ROOMS.
bath; cellar; large two-story garage; soxst.
price, $12. 600; terms arranged; will rent for
GEO. W. LINKINs.
1714 Penna. ave. NV.
FOR sALE-H ST. NV; TEN ROOMS. TWO
ba tbs: INV. heat; house 26 IT. wide; rental
! value, s7s per month: in good condition;
GEO. W. LINkINs.
1714 Penna. NV.
FOR sALE-25th ST. NV: FOUR HOUSES.
rented to eolored tenants rents SIS per month
GEO. W. LINKINs.
1714 Penna. ave. NV.
/, FOR sALE-l1.s 1880 1882 Goth ST. wv;
| six rooms and bath each: price. $500 each. on
! GEO. w LINKINs
1714 Penna. ave. NV.
! FOR sALE-NO. $50 X ST. Sc: TEN ROOMS.
bath; p #: wide e.: lot 20 IT, front; rented at
GEO. w LINKINs
1714 Penna. ave. NV.
FOR sALE-314 AND 318 s. c. AVE. Sc:
six ROOM and . hath lot , = to r good sley
GEO. W. LINKINS.
1714 Penna- ave. NV.
FOR sALE-27O6 X ST. NV: SIX ROOMS:
! brick and stone 'front.' in good condition: price.
81. 900; terms, 800 cash and balance monthly.
GEO. W. LINKINs.
1714 Penna. ave. NV.
FOR SALE-2414 PA AVE. NV; TWELVE
| rooms and bath; % feet front: lot also fronts
"a 1T. on st.. with two new brick garages;
cheap p GEe e w. niS * ss:' terms
1714 Penna. ave. NV.
FOR SALE-NEW Hampshire AVE. NV:
ten rooms. bath: hot-w.ter heating nearly
new house finely IT furnished easy terms ar
GEO. ". LINKINs.
1714 Penna. ave. NV.
SPLENDID SIX ROOM HOUSE. NORTHEAST:
beautifully located: price. $3.50; bargain for
cash. Phone Col 4147. 49,
SPLENDID BARGAIN. NEAR BUSINESS
section; exceptionally well built twelve-room
brick fine corner lot. in downtown section
this is a real bargain and should interest party
looking for business location: price. $500;
terms.
A. B. CAMPBELL. 14lO H NV
242s NJ ST. N.w.-A MODERN 8 ROOM. RE-
ception hall and ba 18th; front porches: large
rooms hardwood trimmed deep lot 10 wide
alley: house faces the park of the weather
bureau. Price. $4,000; terms. s. GOLDEN
BERG. 141O st. NV. Phone M287.
ONLY $500 REQUIRED TO SECURE
three-story and basement home on n. {. ave.
Sc. near 9th ST.: splendid location: convenient
to cars market and schools. EASY TERMS.
II. I. LAW. 1919 ST Sc. l9'
So, 400 WILL BUY A STORE AND DWELLING
on Nichols ave-. Anacostia: rooms. bath:
1919 ST. Phone Lincoln 5I23 49,
FINE HOME-BEsT RESIDENTIAL SECTION
southwest md. ave. bet. eth and 7th): press
brick: 8 rooms: hot-water heat: modern bath;
large front and rear yards: 25-ft. alley; first
notice; price, Sc. 900. VERY EASY TERMS
FLOYD E. DAVIS. 9TH and f SITS. s.w.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-14

FOR sALFPRICE. s10.25O.
On Washington Heights: an ex-
ceptionaI proposition in three
story brick. containing rooms
and . baths and having hot-water
heat and electric light: double
brick garage: wide alley: you
can't AFFORD to overlook this one.
Phone NJ. 1904.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-14

QUINCY ST. wv. NEAR 14th-S ROOMS. .
baths: electricity: h.w.h. Earaee
Lamont at. nv. near 18th-10 rooms. 8
paths; h.w.h: electricity.
". b. sTRAYER. Evans bldg. n. 1914.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-14

FOR sALE-PRICE, $3.50.
One Of the prettiest and most
complete semi-detached homes in
the northwest; 2-story and attic:
six large rooms and bath open
fireplace; this home will appeal
to one looking for a close-in
suburban property; lot IS It. front.
Phone N. 59O4.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-14

FOR SALE-FACING LINCOLN PARK:
price, IS. co.,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-14
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.

WILL TRADE 5000 WORTH OF GOOD
Canadian gold mining stock for city real es-
tate. Inquire Mr.. YOUNG. Room 20s. 10 l4th
ST NV 14s
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-14

FOR SALE.
ANNANDAI.E, VA. MILES OUT.
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.
S-ro0m frame house; AMI; IL scres Of rich
farm lands: line of outbuildinys: 2-story store
building: we'll established trade: blacksmith
shop: same rented; gasoline tank; located in
good trade center: price. $1,000.
STONE 4 FAIRFAX.
ASK FOR MR. CROSsMAN.
LOUISIANA AVE. NEAR 7th: GOOD BUILD-
ing; leased for 81 100 per year: price, $4,000.
THOS. w. FOWLER & SON, 735 18th st. NV.
VACANT STORE AND DWELLING NEAR
downtown section. where values are increasing
rapidly: act quick. HARRY A. SEAY, Room
204 1900 H st. NV.
FOR SALE OR RENT.
BRICK. 50110o. 3 STORIES: LOT, s0xI2O:
500 IT. floor space. suited laundry, storage,
factory: rear 1916 South Capitol St; $4,000.
South Capitol and Virginia ave. s.w.; % 900
IT.; houses: only $4,000.
w. F. NASH. Owner. Id NJ NV.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26
CTYR-RODINNY

Frame Apartment Sc proda.
Kazda rodina pouziva pei po-
koiu, ie tam plyn, eloktrika,
tepla voda, pracf zaIizeni q
majetek Sc naleza ma dlazde-
ne ulici Y Lakewood, blize Ma
Olson Ave. kary, Skoly a ko-
stella. Naiemn6 pfinasi $78 me
sicn6. Cena $4,000, hotov6 ien
$4,000 a ostatni ma splatky die
ujednani. Blizsi sdeli The
Ilorning Realty Co., G33 Guar
dian Bldg. Tel. Main 1892 -
Central 5000 w. 9-2t
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26
FARMY MA PRODEJ.

Krasna farma 20ti akrech
blize Bedford Ma upravene ce-
ste, p6kny rovny pozemek, ce-
ma $1,000. Podminky mirne a
ma splatky. - Farr1a 0 50ti
akrech, Is mil Cd squaru ma
dlazd6ne ceste, blfze Breck-
sviIle, O., cana $4,000. Prij-
me Sc t6z dobry mestsky maize
tex. V prodeji lehke splatky.
= Farma 50ti akrech, blize
independence, O., vSe zarize-
no, p6kne stavby, krasny sad,
Is akrd lesa, cena $4,000. Pro-
da Sc neb vymeni farma 0 60ti
akredh blize Charlton, O., ma
dlazd6ne ceste, blize skoly a
obchodu. Cena $4,000, hotove
$4,000, ostatni die ujednani.
BlizSi podrobnosti yam sdeli
}. Krejci, SOP American Trust
Bldg. Ufadovna otevrena do
8 hod. vecer. 9-29
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26

Avsak tu liz prichazel Ccho
Lren k bogdychanu. Povedel
mu v5c q ma kOnec projevil:
"Jsem presvedcen, re je to
dilo korejskeho proroka.'
Cinsky vladce okamzit6 roz
kazal poyolati To-Sena do Pc
kiau. =
Kdyz To-Sen pfibyl, byl uvi
tan velice laskave a Ccho-Iren
pro5iI no "a odpust6ni.
"SmiIiti-li Sc, tax Sc smiritt
go pravde" fekl korejsky pro
rok. 4 vslutku vypovedel, &C
byl nastrojiI proti stes'f Ciny
lined posIali do Pektusanl
rozbily kolo a V tutez civil
ysechny CiDanky porodily.
"A nvni co nejrychleji," roz
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26

- Stars ale dobra hra Sande-
eve "DIBLiK", prejde prkna
znamenajici svet " nedsli 23.
zari v Ces. Mar. Sini ma Broad
way. Listky, treba ma celou Sc
zonu, mono zamluviti OBJ
chodG p. Vacka, tamtez.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26

kazal cinsky vIadar, "obema
prorokGm hlavy utnete!'
Stalo Sc po Will vladarove.
To-Sen Ccho-Iren st'ati, ale
zaroven vydan zakon = ma w
strahu vSem - re tax Sc stane
kazdemu, kdo bude pracova.i
u v6cech sve vlasti.
Cd tech dob, pravda, jak
cinske, tax korejske zeny rod
spravne, avsak statni zalezito-
sti obou riSi jsou ma tom huf
a hufe.
(Z Koreiskych pohadek.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26

$4OO ma hotovosti koupi
dunn o 7 sv6tnicich koupel-
nou, garage, lot As pri $50
stf'evicich, blize Union Ave a
Il. los, kary. Cena $3400. Biz
81 sdell F. J. Nejedlik, 11015
Union Ave. Tel Union 1861
r. 2.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26
PRONAJME Sc.

PRONAJTdE Sc byt pro
mensi rodinu dole. Voda, Ply
a zachod uvnitr. Haste Sc
elsie 2917 Z. so ul. ma Prazc
~ . 9-27
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26
KOUPI Sc

KOUPI Sc "a hotove jedno
neb dvourodinny dum mezi Mi
les Ave. a Union Ave. Agent
Sc vylucuji. Nechte adressu V
adm. "Sveta". 9-27
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26

PRODA Sc zachoyaly n&by.
TEX do jidcIny a tez i hall
rack. Da sc LEVINE "a pficinou
stehovani. Has G Sc V elsie
1866 E. 40 III. 9-2T
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26

PRIJMOU Sc zkuSeni d6lni
ci ma Milling Machine a Drill
Press. Haste Sc u The Vlche
Tool Co., 1O709 Quincy Ave.
9-2j
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26
, & p.f y
4PRODASE

PRODA Sc. dobfe zafizenJ
Candy Store, kde Sc trzi tydno
ma $500. Pflcina prodeje Sc
sdeli ustn6 tez adresa obcho
du 9-27
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26
DIVA VLASTENCI.
Poole Garina vypravuje F. K.
Snepp.

Snepp.
Zili iednou na svet6 diva pro
roci: KoreiGan To-Sen a Chan
Ccho-Iren.
"Zahodno podivati Sc jed
nou, co della spolubrat mui ma
druh6 stran6," del 81 korejsky
prorok q zamiril do' Kitaji. (C1
n.y..
Jde, jde a pojednou zpo-
zoruje horu a nahore plapola
hranice a Cinan rozhrabuje
Cisi hrob.
proc rozhrabujes hrob?"
pta Sc Koreje6.
"Pozdravil bys drive, proro-
ku korejskyN
"Jak Wis, kdo jsem?'
"Dobry prorok ma znati vSe
chno,' zn6la odpov6d.
Fochopiv, re pred MIN stoji
5insky prorok, prorok korej-
sky ami slova nepromluviv, pri-
sedl, zapaljl 81 dymku. dival
/ Sc, co toho v3echno bude:
Vyhrabav hrob, Chan vy,a-
hnul 4 n6j dya draky ma polo
sformovand hodil je do ohn6
Po t4 zapaliv 81 takt6z dym-
llu, usedl podle Korejce a pro
mluvil:
Ted isl vid6l, proc j5em Wy
hraboval hrob? Kdyby ii draci
docela Sc vytvofili (sformova-
| I'D ulet6li do nebe, vzesla by
Il toho ohromna skoda cinsk6
tisi."
Zjevno, ze isl mna ucenej-
di Korejec, "ptal bych 81,
bych smell u tebe sc piiuciti."
Ciaan nebyl proti tomu a
vedl 3V5ho zaka 30 horach, ob
jasauje mu $t6sti jedn6 kazd6.
Dosii pax k rece Ampoki, Is
yerst mad m6slem Vivena. Re-
ha Ampoka, jak znamo, je hra
nict Ciny a Koreje.
"HIe, pozorujes-li tamo ma
cinsk6m bfehu onu horu? Jme
Inuie Sc Casiraci Je podobna
uadob6, 4 niz jidame 1apsu"
tpol6vka.) A nyni pohled' ma
lorejskou stranu: Onano hora
nepfipomina-Ii ii n6co?'
"Je podobna Giri-tan, nldo-
be-, v niz paTime chl6b."
"A TAX Sc tez zove hora ia.
Iiory ty jedna bez druh6 jsou
hez silly, avsak dohromady TIT
v5f, ncli iich ma sv6te nikdC
as,nej5i. Rod, ktery by tu.c
pochoyal sv6 predly, dosah
~ s.esti, jak6ho nepodariIt
ea dosud dostihnouti zadn6ml
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26
Napsal Bedrich MoraVec.

u mn6 ma liz tolik vroub-
kd. re to n9ni mono spotita~
ii. A IA ma chlapa nemohu, na
zadn6ho z obou. Oba stfili Y cl
ri honitb6, kde nemam co po-
rouceti. Kdyby nektery 2 teen
chlapu vstoupil do lesa pro "a
behlou EVER, pax by mu musel
bVti buh milostiv. Ale oni mi
sem nevlezou. Ted nam Y ce-
lem haismstvi ~ jen iedinou
srnu. Vodi loask6 srn3atko, to
ie vsechno, co mi z celabo stG-
vi srncu zbylo. Kdyby mi ne
kterF q tech dvou chlapu po
t6 srn6 vystfelil, at mne hrom
zabiie, jak ponejprv zahfml,
kdyzby to nebyl posledni je-
no vystTel. Al by to byl ten Ne
nee nebo jeho pytlak.'
GO byste ud6lal?" ptaI ae
Kalbas zatajuje dech roz5ile-
MIN a hled6 ma starce jisklicl-
ma ocima.
"Co bych udelaI?" opacil
hainy zaunaie bezzub6 dasne
do spicky sv6 dymky a potom
sl1rz sevfen6 dasna zasycel.
ia bych ma memo smack jako
na kocku.' '
"A potom?" 2 zoptal sc Kal-
bas Ease TAX rozcilene.
"Co potom?" uslIibl Sc Dr.
vota zlostn4. PAN zastrelil py
tlaka nebo pytlak pana. Hro-
me. vzdyt ia Sc chci konecnt
take icdnou vyspau, chci miti
konecn6 kid aspol Y noci.'
Kalbas Sc ma chyN 2amyslil
"zaslouziIi by to-" rekl 20
tom a usmal Sc, ale byl TO je-
dovaty d3mdv, plny zasti q ne
navisti.
"Jen to mne mrzi, povida
Drvofa "la so fl diva chlaD
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26

HLEDA Sc k pronamuti
domek sam o sob6 aneb byt o
ctyrech pokojich V prizeml,
pro starsl bezdetne manzele.
Nechte adressu V adm. t. |.
9-27
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26

PRIJME Sc pan na byt, po-
koj sam o sobe, sc strayou ne3
beze stravy. Haste Sc V elsie
1856 Dolloff Rd. 9-27
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26

PRIJMOU Sc. d6lnici m
Milling stroi a Drill Press. Do
bry plat, stale misto. Haste s.
u The Fairmount Tool & For
ging CO., 10611 Quincy Ave.
9-25
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26
ZENSkE KLOBOUkY

Dobfe jdouci klobouc-
nicky obchod V ce-
skem stfedu, pouze
500. Vse jak to stoji.
Vcela r. |. Co., 5733
Broadway. 9-29
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-09-26

MinuIo ll.o a pablizil
podzim. Daby a bulky sc syEn
zcaryenal5m lupenim odrd4e
ly Sc ostfc od JmagEch ste
hlicnatJch atrcml, ater@
znenahla oliraly sHou tenn
81 zimni barvou; 2 hoiych p
Ii tahl chiadng vetcjk K ie
z nehoz Sc pariIo jako pos'el
nj znamka. za les Jest d5sr
nrohrat letnim sluu en-, re j
tam doscd teplo, ale @e to /.
plo prcha posiednimi ynada
mi lGta. V ptirodt panoya.s
mrtyG ticho; nikde neozyai s
hyizd pta.a, nikde uezabzUcc
la muska, ieaom hes table 81
mel, al jeho sumot podoD2
Sc bolestuemu yzJechu. Pfi9
da ubaAaia Sic k zimnimu sp@
ku a sedt mihy rya,upui,ci
yod a tahnouci Sc y u<alu WI
ru k lesu, podobaly Sc tub@
v ltery Sc odumuaj.ci kr&5
na zahaloyaia pred svJm um
.4,ip, Ttlte1fa raiala XSlC
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07
DIR. STEELE SAYS.

o you pray3
Are your prayers answered? noavans seem a. brass when
IF not~woud you like to know why the hoeVenS SseA S
you Prsyf t.to concrete case % find out why prayers ARE SWered
a oSs v mn's aay ,4ut he was a prophet-he wasn't like an r"nAs
man. .- E,4dsnuy God expected that somebody would say ina ma
- ne otm"f Erbb come day, sc he inspired James M "roe' -
svtssas known BY his name, to make this record -, m
r LIE w oe~taIn EVENT. In Ehjahs life which prove this very ca - I.
SO he is a fair illustration of what God on az @r0us
children. r..,h uara answered, but let's select the
mn which brought down fire from heaven. n ors on.esn And Elijah
NV rom COO and worshiped Baal. the god OF IN neauea - Al lord
away IN III tb on. s1Iow LON halt ye between two opinionsf II Tn A~u
/ a cod follow Him; but If Baal then follow I'M - 70 coll on heir
Ga 20 send down fire from heaven to consume the scrince % m 80 ws
~ Entab vas Q call o his God. And the God h n'"efeo by me "S
% d m ~ The nrophets Of Baal called all day-o Baal hear ur M ut
themselves until '9he blood gushed nut upon them . Ss To,oa nor am
to answer, nor any that regarded r,4on oa,u,v took his place beside the
@"U I ord Cod o. Abraham, Isaac, and of Israel. let it be known this "a
that thou art God in Israel IN thai l am my S"N~1
al And here's what happened: Then the fire Of the Lord fn ana I'M o and
licked up the water that was insthe n rs Yn n1 W. ds III God. he lord,
IL they fell on their faces and they said, the LORD. ne = .e 49, ~" Nv nrovad
He is the God" Now note the points IN hn'@ha p"'
to the true and living God. .oo OH tbesat things at
~ Tfrd. his prayer vas IN fulfnment of Gods promise. This is imphea
in the Scripture just quoted. s. -. go. =. =. Lrown that
Fourth, his prayer was or tn glory u wv"
inoI z4 at ob His nrayar nlainly revealed that he regarded himself merely a
an trHru1oant In the hand Of God. 81 am Thy servant" he SAID.
sfxth his oncern was that others should also worship -.
Seventh, his prayer proved he had absolute onnoeno me 1"u
And now, to quote again from James, who had Elijah in mind mind. = Tn n
efedual fervent prayer of o righteous man "@nem ""A
squared with the commands # God. uaat +bea
Look ove these points and ask yourself; d my prayer u mee SCI oe
conditions? p Isn't it true that all I want is something hat wiz MAKE MAKE nY
WORE omforab1e9 What do I car about the glory o. Godf Is "ha :
want in conformity with the will of God7 Ii my prayer p m@e ~ ~ vii
definite promise II God? l reahy inc 1nn "
It doesn't follow that God never answers prayer until all these condi.
ions are met but often we do not receive all we ASK ir 'u' De~e ="
fail to observe hi rules II prayer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07

'Why did you assault this mani"
asked the Judge.
HE insulted me-" replied the Pris-
oner.
"How did he insult your" asked
the Judge.
HE said that I didn't know beans"
replied the Prisoner.
And do you regard that as a in
-sult?" asked the Judge
1T certainly do" replied the Pris-
oner. I'm from Boston,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07
Daily Horoscope
s'The stars Incline but do not compel
Thursday, August Z, 1919.
Copyright, 1919, by the Mcclure
Newspaper .Syndicate.)


Mercury and saturn rule strongly
for good today, according to to astrol-
ogy. Venus, Neptune and the U are
adverse.
1t is a day mos fortunate for
newspapers, editors being under a
sway held to increase foresight and
accuracy. The head of a large pub
LEGATION enterprise will come much
into public notice lathe autumn.
Secretaries and clerks have the
forecast Of good luck during this Con-
~iguration.
Saturn seems to promise large
the signs are propitious for building
enterprises.
Agriculture is subject to the best
direction. Organizations of farmers
n stock raisers will benefit during
the autumn.
Food again will be much discussed
n agitation concerning high prices
VIII be caused by some new economic
development.
A phase of food discussion will be
the stressing of scientific cooking,
which viii be widely advocated.
Colleges andsplaces of higher educa-
tion have a most fortunate govern
ment of the stars. making for .prac-
tical attainment and preparation Il
good citizenship.
| The star that is supposed to in
crease curiosity and encourage re-
search may affect the public mind Sc
that Investigations and Inquiries re-
garding matters pertaining to the
| public welfare will multiply greatly
Politics will occupy Increased at
tention and partisan rivarries Will
lead to sensational incidents, the
seers declare. Congress will be sub
jeet to the influence of the planetary
government that encourages bitter
debate and sharp personal criticisms
Sensational disclosures concerning
the activities of writer's and coilegians
who sympathize with radical views
are prognosticated.
Persons whose birthdate 1t is have
the augury Of business success dur
ing the year. Those who are employ
ed should bercareful.
Children born on this day are like.
ly to be very bright. clever and orig
final. These subjects of Leo may be-
tincithed Ito be careless sabout thefl
dress.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07
Walt Mason Ripping Rhymes
TIMELY THEMES

The day is hot a melted lead; 1 place some ice upon my head,
and seek the shade outdoors; and there I read some cooling book
the voyages of DR.. Cook along tho arctic shores. The doc Is held
to be a fake, but in his writings he can make a man forge the neat
with him + walk where billiards. ROLL discovering a pipe dream pole
among the framed up seet. My reading takes me farther back l
follow Sir John Franklfn's track, to where 1t has an end; he vanish
ed in the storm and rack, and never sent a message back to any
mortal friend. Somewhere the polar night wind means above Sir
Johns heroic bones, all buried deep in snow, the bones of others by
their side, but how the heroes wrought and died we nevGmore shall
know. I read of Greeleys. hunger camp, and feel a tear in either
lamp, for that's a frightful tale; and as I read I seem to hear the
ice foes crashing far and neal, and feel the bitter gale A.neighbor
comes along and cries, Gee whzl Our Angusts and JuIys are get
ting worse and worse; this heat. II longer 1t persist, will get my
goat, I wot and wst, and put me in a hearse" I hear his words in
mild surprise; I've been abroad meath arctic skies, among the end
less SHOWS; and / m feeling just rs If my ears and nose were frozen
stiff, and I had chiIblained toes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07

you tried the wrong thing.
No matter how much a wife loves
her husband she doesn't want him
hanging around when a bunch of fe-
males meet a tsher house.
A pretty girl expects you to stare
at her and regards our stare as an
insult. A homely girl doesn't expect 1t
and regards your stare as a .compli-
ment.
Another think we never could un-
der stand is why football is called
Play and shoveling coal is called Hard
Work,
1t Is well to remember that the
| names of famous musicians and grand
opera stars are always pronounced
the other way.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07
Matter Of AdaptabiIity.

Adaptability works toward content
ment; to fit ourselves Willingly and
cheerfully into the changed conditions
that exist today In countless homes
throughout this broad land means the
lifting of another heavy burden from
the heads Of the households. Many
things In our wey of living which we
would have once called essentials we
now regard as useless, taxing our time
and And yet we can live
fully, pleasantly, even more smoothly
than In other days.-Exchange.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07
Fire Alarm Boxes

23-Raritan Copper Works,
and Sheridan Street.
25-Smith Street and Central r. r.
and First Streets.
27-Madison Avenue and Paterson st.
28-High and Lewis Streets.
35-Smlth and High StrNets.
26-New Brunswick Ave. and New st.
B7-Smith and State streets,
42-Atiantio Terra Gotta Works.
4S-Bnckingham Ave, and Hartford st.
45-Commerce and Front Streets.
46-State and Washington Streets.
64-State ST. and Buckingham Ave.
55-Parker st. and Pulaski Ave.
b6-Hall Ave. n Charles st.
57-State and Wayne Streets.
bo-Near United Lead Works.
b9-Maurer.
62-Washington and First Streets.
6S-New Brunswick Ave. and Elm St
6a-SAhth Street and Watson Ave.
B5-Commeree and State Streets.
72-Front and Smith Streets.
13-Water and Gordon Streets.
74-Kearnys Ave. and Gordon Street.
S1-Brace and Hanson Avenues.
&2-Smith and Herbert Street,.
e3--Amboy Ave. and Washington st.
84-Lehigh Ave. and Stanford Street.
S5-Near City Hospital.
S~6Cleveland and Brace
S7-Amboy and Hall Avenues.
s2-Amboy Ave. and Inslee street.
s3-Lawrences and Francis Streets.
s4-Neville and tombstone Streets.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07
Bits of BIZ Pldv
BY LUKE MeLUKE
Copyright, 1919, the Cincinnati
Inquirsr.

The Indian has changed, ah, mel
Since fifty years ago,
When he lived in his old Tepee,
When folks called him: Poor Lo."
A blanket was his wardrobe grand,
He'd sit all day and mopei
And he invented coolies, and
He never fooled with soap.
But Lo has changed a lot since then,
OF toll he's not afraid;
He ranks up with the best of men,
His clothes are tailor made,
At college he's improved his mind,
He's prosperous and clean;
wears silk shirts, and you will find
He owns his own machine.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07
Funnel Made From MIX Bottle.

A funnel that has a wide range OF
application about the household, and
especially In feod-canning season, may
be made by cutting the body of ar
ordinary milk bottle. The bottle is
trimmed at the desired point by tying
an alcoholsatrated cord around 1t
and applying a hatch. The glass VII
break evenly at that point. After
breaking, the edge is smoothed off on
an emery wheel and the funnel is ready
for use.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07

Mary bought an OPAQUE waist,
She wore the waist one day:
You couldn't see her. corset cover,
or the baby ribbon, or her chest, or
the pink skin, or anything else through
the blame thing, SO
She threw the waist away.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07

Doc" said the Caller. It lost my
false teeth last night. and I'm affair I
swallowed them"
why do you think you swallowed
them p. asked the Doc.
IT had a gnawing pain IN my stom-
ach when I awoke this morning" re-
piled the Caller.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07

Beef's getting higher and, gee whizi
It's too blame high to eat.
These packer men must think it is
An aviation meet.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-07

Here She Isl
Shove over, immortais. and make
room for Miss Belle Breedlove, OF
Kettle Island, Ky.
Aw, Gwan !
I'm tired of this" said Sailor Mick,
'sThe lands the place for me;
For, while / eve get sea sick,
1 get sick of the sea-"
Luke McLuke.
.T'm tired of this said Mrs. Felt,
"I'm going to hike n roam
For, while I am not honlesick, vet
I'm surely sick OF home"
Hastings {Neb.) Tribune.
No Joke.
Valentine claims that III only way
ito get drunk on -nearbeer is to be
drunk when you start drinking it.
Our Daily Special.
An Ass Can Make as Much Noise as
a Lion.