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The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
An Attack of Influenza Often Leaves Kidneys in
 Weakened Condition

Doctors in all parts of the country have been kept busy with the epidemic of in- fuenza which has visited so many homes.
 The symptoms of this disease are very distressing and leave the system in run down condition. Almost every victim complains of lame back and urinary troubles which should not be neglect ed, as these danger signals often lead to dangerous kidney troubles Druggists report large sale on Dr. hilmer's Swamp-Root which so many people say soon heals and strengthens the kidneys after an attack of grip. Swsmp-Root, being an herbal compound, has gentle healing effect on the kidneys, which is almost immediately noticed in most cases by those who try it. Dr. Kilmer & Co.,, Binghamton, N. Y., offer to send sample size bottle of Swamp-Root, on receipt of ten cents, to every sufferer who requests it. A trial will convince any one who may be in need of it. Regu- lar medium and large size bottles, for sale at all druggists. Be sure to mention this paper.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31

ed something that none of them ex- pected A startling bark echoed in the rooms which were supposed to be empty.
 "Whatever is that?" gasped the jam itor.
 Its Prince! It's her dog shouted Uncle Joe
 "The child is here ]" cried Amanda Parlow. and she Was the first to enter the apartment.
 Prince bounded wildly to meet her. He leaped and parked. A cry sounded from a room beyond. Miss Amanda and Uncle Joe rushed in.
 Sleepily. her face flushed. rubbing her blue eyes wide open, Carolyn May sat up in bed.
 "Oh, Uncle Joe Oh, Miss Amanda ?" she said. IT was just dreaming my own papa and mamma had come home and found me here"
 My dear My dear" sohbed Aman- da Parlow, dropping to her knees be side the bed
 You're great young one" growled Uncle Joe, blowing his nose suspi- ciously. You've nigh about scared ev'ybody to death, Your Aunty Rose is almost crazy"
 "Oh-Im sorry" stammered Caro- lyn May you-see-- Uncle Joe You and Miss Amanda are go- ing to be happy now. Aunty Rose says two is comp'ny.' So you wouldn't have room for me"
 Bless mel" gasped the hardware dealer What do you know about this child's feeling that way, Mandy"
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
mo rsr HunfIn 6USLnEE ; ; I hUf

Why Use ordinary cough remedies when Bosehee.s Syrup has been used SD successfully for ffty-one years in all parts of the United States for coughs bronchitis, colds settled in the throat especially lung troubles? It gives the patient q good nights rest, free from coughing. with easy expec- toration in the morning, gives nature chance to soothe the infamed parts, throw off the disease, helping the pa- tient to regain his health. Made in America and sold for more than half a century-AdV.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
Quality and Quantity. Truly Satisfyinq Lecture.

A man reported to his friends that | lecture which he had delivered the evening before had proved soothing. ronsing. and satisfying to his audi GnCe.
 His skeptical comrades ieerinely de manded am explanation, which was gwen in the following terms
 1T was soothing, for half the folks fell asleep; it was rousng. for the other half got mp and went away; and fl was satisfying as they all declared that they wished never to hear that man again"
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
S1OO Reward. SfOO

Catarrh is d local disease greatly infaus eneed by constitutional conditions It therefore requires constitutional treat Is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys- tem. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE destroys the foundation of the disease. gives the patient strength by improving the general health and assists nature in doing its work. s1OO % for any case of Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE fails to cure
 Druggists 7jc. Testimonials free.
 F. J. Cheney & Co.,, Toledo, Ohio.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
GOODBYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY
 AND BLADDER TROUBLES

box of imported GOLD MEDAL Haar- lem oil Capsules. They are pleasant and easy to take. Each capsule con- tains about one dose of five drops. Take them just like you would any pill. Take a small swallow of water if you want to. They dissolve in the stomach, and the kidneys soak up the oil like a sponge does water. They thoroughly cleanse and wash out the bladder and kidneys and throw of the inflammation which is the cause of the trouble. They will quickly relieve those stiffened joints, that backaehe,
 rheumatism, lumbago, sciatica, gall- stones, gravel. "brickdust." etc. They are an effective remedy for all dis eases of the bladder kidney, liver. stomach and allied organs. Your druggist will cheerfully refund your money if you are not satisfied after a few days use. Accept only the pure. original GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. None other genuine.-Ady.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31

For centuries all over the world GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has af- forded relief in thousands upon thou- sands of cases of lame back. lumbago, sciatica, rheumatism, gallstones. gray el and all other affections of the kid neys, liver, stomach. bladder and al- lied organs. It acts quickly. IL does the work. It eleanses your kidneys and purifes the blood. It makes a new man. new woman, of you. It frequently wards off attacks of the dread and fatal diseases of tbe kid neys. It often completely cures the distressing diseases of the organs of the body allied with the bladder and kidneys. Bloody or cloudy urine, sed- iment, or 'brickdust" indicate an un- healthy condition.
 Do not delay minute if your back aches or you are sore across the loins or have difficulty when urinating. Go to your druggist at once and get
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
You po sav. Mr. EishermanI

I. ". Partridge. federal fisheries commissioner, is trying to encourage housewives to buy sea fish
 He was discussing the virtues of the sea fish the other day.
 Do you believe, Mir. Partridge" asked a bystander, that the sea trout is as good q pan fish as the lake or stream trout2"
 Well. wouldn't say for sure" says I. W. r, that's all matter of taste" Indianapolis News.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
to ask for vonr mnnev back.

T"TT T-TTTTT
 Bodson's Liver Tone is a pleasant tastiug. purely vegetable remedy, harmless to both children and adults. Take a spoonful at night and wake up feeling fine; no biliousness, sick head- ache, acid stomach or constipated bowels f. doesn't gripe or cause in- convenience all the next day like vfo- lent calomcl. Take dose If ealomel today and tomorrow you will feel weak. sick and nnuseated. Don't lose a days work! Take Dodsen's Liver Tone instead and feel fine. full of visor and ambition.-Adv
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
sZr-ou tshsI1u kEEIl nAHUI
If you paid T specialist S25.oo for

If you paid I specialist &25.00 for T prescription. you would hot get any thing that would give quicker relief for Group, Calarfh, Colds, or Sore Throat, than VAGHER BAEM, which only costs De in jars, or tubes.
 Write for Samples an9 Agents Prices. Beware of limitations. T.. W. Vachcr. Inc, New Orleans, La. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
The WhinnoorwiII.

The favorite hunting ground of the whippoorwill is about the edges of a forest, or over the tops of the trees, where the big, fat moths are 10 be found at night. It makes no noise as it flies, because it's feathers are soft and fluffy, but as it darts past you sometimes it utters a sort of groan. The nighthawk occasionally gives vent to a loud "yawk" as it flies through the evening air.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
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pany came to rr- JUe Eg1 3E lH1 E..ice.~ aparmcui Later. tlae initar-s s.lH''N u-;S ;ruu>ud. .Lu5 tuet tttla HtHe toy tHau-lf it would ta better for him 70 esN rorau- abeet btta@ ~rcn eaf- olyn 1ay and of having 4tNaH Ter th9 keys.
 Su.Uhou in the cariy Harainz a taNi cub stopped ut the sheet dalr nl a bu-hy haw#d troubled looaiuE man 4af uHt Wd helped onW.n clad u haoaa to the ~I3cwall, the 5aa.taa had na EHaHlod@ or the tact lfH carolyn 3iaA and Prince were upstairs i'll the uartucut that had been so long aHpE.
 "Aud the Prices are aaay.s said ruc'e Joe in a troubled ya.aa What do you thinl, of that MaGdrza
 "Oh Joe! where could the dear chil8 hHve &eHe2"
 T haven't seen her" declared the ianitor "But l cam let Hau into the tl.Jt. There's been lots of teleefams to Air. Price in the nieht=and they weren't all yoars You're Carolyn Mays uncle ain't youfe be asked AIr. Staeg
 Uncle Joe acknowledged the rela= tioHstip Lets so upstairs he said to Amanda Now that I'm here
 "Oh dear. Joe" almost wept Aman- da "could anything haze happened ta her in this big city,"
 Most anything l s'puSe," groWled Joseph Sta-g, following close on the iantor'> heels
 The janitor's rasstey grating in fhe lock of the private h4i door start-
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
His Story Told to Beacon Reporter at
 Quarantine.

Carolyn May read no further. It did not particularly interest the little girl. Besides, she was very tired too tired to think of her own supper Had she read on, however, even her simple mind might have been startled by the following paragraphs printed below the heading of this startling story:
 Their wonderful good fortune in escap- ing from the disaster that overlook the steamer on which they travelled and which was caught between the gunfire of French battieship and two of d Fur kish squadron can only be equaled by the chance which followed. Naturally, as a journalist himself, NIT. CameEon is prepared to tell the details of ms re markable adventure in the columns of the Beacon al a later date.
 The bapt in which they left the sink ing Dunraven was separated in the night and fog from that of the other refugees and was carried by the current far to the south. In fact. they were enveloped bY fog until they landed upon stretch of deserted beach.
 There was no town near. nor even an encampment of Arabs. But soon after their disembarkation and before the of fieer in command could take means to communicate with any civilized. or semi civilized, place a party of mounted and armed tribesmen swooped down on the Castaways
 These people, being Mohammedans, and having seen the battle the day before between the French and the Turks, con sdered the castaways enemies and swept them away with them into the desert to a certain oasis, where for nearly eight months MT. John Lewis Cameron and his wife and the other refugees from the Dunraven Were kept without being al- lowed To communicate with their friends
 Mr. Cameron was on furlough from his paper because of ill health. At the beginning of his captivity he was in a very bad way indeed. it Is said. But the months in the hot. dry atmosphere of the desert have made q new. man of him and he personally cannot hold much ran- cor against the Mohammedan tribe that held him q prisoner.
 There was more of the wonderful story, but the sleepy little girl had given it no attention whatsoever Prince had eaten and lain down in his familiar corner. The little girl had gone softly into her own room and made up her bed aS she had seen her
 
 Then she turned on the water in the bathtub and took bath. It was delightful to have a real tub instead of the galvanized bucket they used at Uncle Joes.
 She put on her nightgown at last knelt and said her prayer, including that petition she had never left out of it since that first night she had knelt at Aunty Roses knee:
 God bless my papa and mamma and bring them safe home."
 The faith that moves mountains was in that prayer.
 Carolyn May slept the sleep of the vearied if not of the earefree. The noises of the street did not disturb her, not even the passing of the fire department trucks some time after midnight.
 Nor did nearer sounds arouse her. She had no knowledge of the fact that a procession Of \. D. T.. boys and messengers from the railroad com
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31

A British guardsman Was surprised when he saw for the first time very tank.
 Well, I'm bIoWed," he said T never saw such little soldier i'll all my life"
 Well chummie.e replied the wear- CT of the tank badge. its like this. you sec-When they enlisted ne they enlisted quality, when they enlisted you they enlisted quantity"
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add 1 oz. Bay Rum, small box of Barbo Compound, and 14 oz. of glyeeune. Any druggist can put this up or you Can mix Il at home at very little cost. Full directions for mak
 ing and use come n each box Of Bafbo CopPound. It will gradually darken ctrcakcd, faded gray hair, and make 1t soft and glossy. 1t Wall not color the scalp, Is not sticky or greasy. and does not rub off.Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
Hitting Only the Hiah Spots.

An Alabama private Whe WAS rag ing because he WIS kept in q northern camp during the holidays when things were right smart' down South WIS asked what he would do if he were suddenly discharged. .tRoy. fse gWine to take distance
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
His Naooino Wife

DobSon-Halloa Henpeck, hoW's the wife?
 Henpeck Oh, Peggy's all right.
 pubson-Pe2gH I thought her name was Maria?
 Heupecli-So it is; but. you see. Peggy is short for PegaSa. the femi- nine of Pegasus
 DobSon-Who was Pegasus?
 Henpeck-Hewas the Eternal horse. and the Eternal horse was an "ever- lasting nag. .-L0ndon Tit-BitS.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
INDIGESTION, GAS,
 UPSET STOMACH
HURRY! JUST EAT ONE TABLET OF TAPES DlAPEPSlN FOR
 INSTANT RELIEF.

No waiting, When meals don't fit and you belch gas, acids and undigest- cd food. When you feel indigestion pain, Jumps of distress in stomach. heartburn or headache. Here is instant
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
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C...s5-IE3 ,<I Cont aued.

'Ats een9fesl aeeag the5e block. 1i alas=.*ss5 sf s55aa <aise.st to are.e9 ai=r. fn Hear.a moFr=sr trr- ..9stfN U II:e. f'et tai~ 0a~ not tal eHeer sRe 1ea4ta fo see l.1Ua e,laer 1ai#s#zaaf aisa aaaaI she EG ng fg lIooT IHt net UHt1 she 4" h.1 |" Eal4 hn4se itself cid any aae h.H her
 "eh. Gz-eaa 2tae Ts Haat zos2'
 X ta1#H hoy a~ aat=iaz fHrt#ah tHn t,'-sfl. af she aHeaaa44s- tle#Was ar iar.tes.s son.
 "th. .rtaaaet Tn real 4laa fo @ee .aG. cried tba l5tifa aIrl Then she dGea aoee slowle 1Ne-ue've come .sss#s#ss=ss.a1R= #pefaees
 ''Yon.ye sroVe1 :. let Carolyn May" 5ttttf lie haf. Huf and fiHf.s Iqsv."
 "I'a % up into #3zaaaes 3at. then" fhe weary little zfrl sished.
 '.The Prices Have saHe a#aE. too. They won't he lack fa tomorrow Somettne.'.
 "9h = mRFMHFed Gafalta May.
 Put sax. I eaa set fhe Keys te your aat. The waters turned on, too. Every things all right up fhefe. fer Mrs Price she sweeps and ausss italI every once in I while. Shall l aet the keys?a
 eoh. f Eap will, RleaSes returned the relieved child
 The hoy hohhled away. hut soon re turned With the eater=doer key and the key 10 the apartment itself. Chr olHn May took faem and thanked him. Then she gladly went in and climbed the two flights to theH floot
 She saw nobody and easily let her self into the flat II had been recently aired and dusted Every piece of fur niture stood just as sHe remembered it
 "oh, PrineeY, it's home,s she uats- pered. This is oun real. real home, ], IT loved 'em all at The Corners; but il wasn't like this there -
 Prince perhaps agreed, hut he was too deeply interested in snuflins at the package of neat scraps she had pgr- chased for his supper to reply.
 "WeH, well Prince sine said, you shall have il at onee"
 Dropping the bag in the private hall, she went into the Kitchen and stood on tiptoe to onen the door of the closet above the dresser. Securing plate. she emptied the contents of the paper into if and set the plate down on the floor.
 In spreading oHt the paper she saw some hig=tYpe headlines on the front page:
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
His Regret.

T regret that money is every thing"
 Do you really believe that money is everything in this world?"
 T didn't say that. To repeat I re- gret that money is everything I have to give to win the war;"
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
Eiaurinn the Finances.

"Why don't you % into poitics?"
 Can't afford it." replied the can- tiouS citizen. Tt has become almost q custom for q statesman to leave of fee poorer man than when he en- tered it.=And I'm in debt now"
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
To Have a Clear Sweet Skin.

Touch pimples, redness, roughness or itching, if any, with Cuticura Oint- ment, then bathe with Cuticura Soap and hot water. Rinse, dry gently and dust on a little Cuticura Talcum to leave a fascinating fragrance on skin. Everywhere 25e eaeh.-Ady.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
A Time Saver.

MiSress-I want maid who will be faithful and not time-waster. Gan you promise that?
 Bridgct-Indeed I can. I'm that serup-lous, ma'am, about wastin' tims tAat make one job of prayin and serubbin'-IiCe.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
CaIomeI Loses You a Days Work!
 Take Dodson's Liver Tone Instead Read my guarantee! If bilious, constpated or head achy you need not take nasty, sickening, danger
 ous calomel to get strengthened I'D.

Every druggist in town-your drug- gist and eFeryba1e's druggist has no- ticcd q great faIliag oT iH the sale of caIomel They all give the same req sen. Bodson-s Liver Tone k taking its place.
 "6alomel is dangerous and people know if, while Doasan's Liver Tone Is perfectly safe and gives better re- ~uits,' said a prominent local druggist. podSon's Liver Tone is personally guaranteed by every druggist who sells fl. A large bottle doesn't cost very much. but if if faffs to give easy relief in every ease of liver elneelsh- ness and constipation, you have only
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
Never Heard of MT. synonym.

Have you any worthwhile books in here?' asked the superior person.
 'NNe have thousands of volumes. sir, replied the clerk. Pm sure there K something in our stock to suit the most eXacting taste What do you re- quire? 7"
 T want a book on synonyms"
 Just d moment, sir, until l speak to the boss. don't believe we have any of-er-Synonym's works" - Edin- burgh Scotsman.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
Maaician,s Real Object.

We do not learn tricks of magic in order to deceive other people but to entertain them. The magician's object is not to misead but to amuse.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31

Just as soon as you eat a tablet of Pape's Diapepsin all the dyspepsia, in digestion and stomach distress ends. These pleasant, harmless tablets of Pape's Diapepsin always make sick, up- set stomachs feel fine at once and they cost so little at drug stores.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31

Finds Ring in Chickens Stomach.
 ]. N. Jones, prominent business man of Huntington, N Va, is today again wearing on his finger big ring with an amethyst setting from which he had been mysteriously separated for sev- eral weeks. He lost the ring in his chicken yard he now knows, for in cut ting open one of the chickens while preparing fl for the table the ring was found in is stomach
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
Dear Paris.

'Pari~" said War Correspondent pa- mon RunHoH, .As today tte most X, pensive city in the world In Paris ian hotel 1 naid Ss.5d for table dhote dinner of Wateft -eHn, meafhfal of boiled fish. boiled chicken leg aud an apple with d fiHt of mediocre wine on lhe side
 In the Rue d. h Prix one day I met famous journalist
 Where are you living now. aid mau% l said
 Pm not living at ail.' said he Pm dying hy inches in the Hotel Hfane at the rate Of ahou; S19.15 an inch.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
Heritaae Worth While.

An education is the only legacy most fathers are able to leave their chil. dren. This education should be of the Buffalo News.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
Easily Acoomnlished d.

Rich Baehelor-"My only ambition have you picked out the girl yet?"
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31

Keep clean inside .s well as outside by taking n gentle laxative at least once week. such Doctor Pterce's Pleasant Pellets. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
ROMANCE OF THE GREAT WAR

The Experiences of This Newspaper Man Like Those of a Character in a Novel-Lost for Eight Months in the Desert-At the Mercy of Semi savage Tribes. Man and Wife Escape at Last to Return in Safety and Health.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
Truly Rated.

"What do you think of man who will constantly deceive his wifefa T think he's Il wonder !"
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31
innnortanfto Mothara

It often costs Il lot 10 keep virtue in repair, but the self-starter of vice is always in working order.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31

When Baby is Teefhiag GROVES BABY BOW ET MEDICINE will correct She Stomach and Bowel troubles. Perfectly harm Aess. See directions on the bottle.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-31

It beb0oYes those high iR political power 10 provide themselves with parachutes
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1919-05-28

for one of your fathers working girls
without his knowledge. Suppose your
father found it out and forced you tc
separate from your wife. Suppose
your cousin, who is in love with you
tells you that your wife has been seen
at II o'clock at night saying goodbye
to one of the most widely known
rogues of the city Suppose you later
found your wife in his arms. What
would you do
An announcement of the forthcom-
ing presentation by any exhibitor OF
Little Women" perturbation of the
world famed novel by Louisa M. AL
colt, is bound to attract widespread at
tention. What woman or girl has not
read this superb story which has been
translated into more languages than
have the works of Charles Dickens
1t is a splendid screen subject, one
of such wholesome sweetness and pur-
ity, that it is almost certain to insure
record business at any playhouse.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1919-05-28
ricant of successful business.

ricant of successful business.
This gospel must be applied also in
the larger relationships of the world.
This is the task to which we must
give ourselves.
The inspiring of good will among
all the nations and all the peoples Of
the world. We must cultivate the spir-
it of brotherhood, the spirit of good
will the spirit of unselfish service,
the spirit of Christian democracy, the
spirit of the Golden Rule. We must
cultivate it through international
courtesy, through diplomatic ex-
changes, through our press, through
our literature, through our educators,
through our tourists, through missions
in every conceivable way we must
cultivate it. 1t is a large task. 1t
is a difficult task. 1t demands ire
mendOus patience it demands earnest
conservation; it demands the best
brains of America. 1t demands an in
tense goodness on the part of all our
people. May God help us to measure
up to the task.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1919-05-28
PREACHED STRONG
SERMON TO SOLDIERS
Continued from page y

own soul he must learn what the
things are which make for peace anc
follow after them with diligence. No
otherwise can the peace of the WORLD
be made secure.
For the Individual and for the
world this depends fundamentally up
on the acceptance of the standards of
Christ. Christianity is the authentic
program of democracy. Anything
short of vital realization of the
principles of Jesus is short of the
worlds needs in this present hour.
Accept his teaching regarding man
and mans relation to his fellows and
you have the kind of brotherhood all
men need and the only kind upon
which real democracy can be based.
'sAll We are brethren" said Jesus.
All of us are brothers because each
of us is child of God. Then it
follows that each brother must have
genuine respect for every other
brother. Deeper than any circum-
stances of race or occupation or edu-
cation or religion is this fundament-
al fact of our relationship one to an
other as brothers.
The denial of this truth has taken
many forms. Once the Jews thot of
all others as dogs and the Greeks re-
garded all others as barbarians. The
Roman senator's regarded the popu-