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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-21
JUBILEE PROGRAM

The program OF the silver Episcopal
jubilee Of RI. Rev Bishop Donalue' d.
D., for today Is rs follows:
Pontiticial high mass at
ST. Josephs cathedral. 1850 o'clock
Luncheon for clergy at the
Hotel Windsor ......... .l2:3o O'CLOCK
Parade Of school children. ":3O O'CLOCK
Public reception at Cathe-
dral residence -..--.---.S TO O'CLOCK
Ronopc, M Carroll club $50 o'clock
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-21
Marines Big Meeting
Prof. Elmer Hoelzel Directs the Singing
and It Goes Over the Top
Real Big.

The marines who have been IN tne
service met last evening ~ tho audlto-
RUM Of the =. NJ. G. \. and hold real
rousing meeting. at which time. Frot'
Elmer Hoelzel. former director or recre-
alton singing Mt tho Paris Island navy
ward. led tho big song service
There were marines present VINO hna
been in the Chateau THEORY fGhl ana
also in other engagements. and they sure
put things over the top. The next meet
ing will be announced within few days,
ut which time it is expected that there
will be something real big breaking.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-21
TO THE VOTERS OF WHEELING

pora1on or business in the city owned
and operated by one man is conducted,
end II this method of operation contin-
ueS for an indefinite time. II is just as
certain to result in gross waste of
funds, even absolute theft as the sun
Is 10 shine.
Another portion Of this pamphlet con-
tains q hyppocriiical boast Of the ini-
proved moral condition Of Wheeling. The
claim. for instance. is made that the rcd
light district is closed. Every man VIII"
knows anything about the ci,y's affairs
and particularly about the so --callcd red
light district knows that IT Is not
closed 1t Is g. matter Of general know
ledge that houses are running more or
less openly and especially those whose
proprietors haye some particular stand
in; but worse than this, it is n matter o.
common knowledge that tho vice efc-
mcnt has been distributed all over The
city, inst cad Of being. as formerly. con-
ccntrnted. Today there. arc over onr
hundred Of so called bed houses in
Wheeling. There are from eight 10
| thirteen or more on the island, n section
formerly kept clean Of this evil In a
very few cases such houses have been
raided hut citizens will observe thai
there have been no raids during he past
four or five months.
They Need Tho votes
Why"
1otC'llSs nc CITY flTlfbN CPIIlIElh or
and the big Five" moods votes.
1t is also claimed that gambling has
! been stopped in Wheeling. Any nice
afternoon between Eleventh and Six
| t"cnth street on Market there can be
! seen anywhere from ten to twenty we'll
known professional gamblers. men who
/ have no occupation except the shuffltnG
of tho cards. Flies gather around ucaT.
! Gambling is going on in n d"ZcZn diff
frrrnt places in Wheeling regularly 10
the cnEnizance Of tho present police
/ force. ~ the eamc time thai tho NOR
al;StS Of tho Fig Five" set out In tho
! on"n and loudly proclaim their excessive
! virtue One councilman al least. n
member Of tho Rig Five" in his own
ward protects. encourages and patron
izcs a Gambling house. operated by cor
tain Of his friends.
what Tho people Think.
In tho late primaries the cIttzcznF of
Wheeling gave 81 pretty distinct CYL
! dcncc Of what they think Of tho '1SiE
Five" ono Of them WAS drfcntrd for
! nor'' mati"n in his cwn ward. receiving
only about cnc-siEth ot tho total vote
cast. AnnIhCr. the present mayor. was
nn.n!rni,d 10y II narrow margin, hnt rn-
C.,Ivc, ONLY about uiIc-thrd nf the num-
her If vnir$ that tho leading Candidatc
II M: wnr,i received. In only on" ward
d.I any on" on tho 'EiE Five lead hfS
opposition and In thnt ward II was by n
v,.r:. mar w margin. md that candidate
received alrnut half the votes he received
il. TIE rrinnr: "r two %rar! ago. IN mo
! Third Wn"d where On" "f IN" rn"nN"fS
al IN" "Iiii;' Five" waH not oand'Hal"
for r,-"l'r i"n. "" cHH"!'I:" rTprfr9"hl-
jr:. th. "l:;: l'.vc'S" inirt-et and with
. ri.,,!. rnG":~,H-rul. ran II poor second IN
i hci,!' &C lhr'.c.
-rh,. j @pnir!n-- rrfrrt nf this di"crrl-
IA ',,..,..n r. :,r!,r r.rv and high handed
cr,,. !,,,-,.4 l., rr,'rr" tlr impression that
b, 'r,l If
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-21

the flight. Commander Towers, evident
Nv after examining his flagship. decided
to leave the field TO the NC-4 alone. his
report said
General summary of situation - as
follows: NC-l sunk at sea. All persons
rescued. NC-3 at mornings In Ponta
Dclsada in very badly damaged condl-
tion. Both lower. wings wrcckcr wing
pontoun gone. tail badly damaged. null
severely wrecked and leaking badly. Is
being disasscmblcd and will be shipped
10 New York
"NC-4 at moorinGs IN Ponta DclGada
bay in excellent condition and Will pro-
coed TO Lisbon as soon as weather per-
milS. ..-----. 49,
"All personnel in excellent condition
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-21
G. A. R. BANQUET
~ ~ THIS EVENING

This evening at O'Clock the g. A. +.
veterans, the Ladies Of the G. A. R., the
Noman's Relief Corps and many invited
guests will be given q banquet at the
Scottish Rite cathedral by the chamber
of commerce, at which 500 people will sit
down. and the banquet will be presided
over by I. M Scott, president OF the
chamber OF commerce.
The banquet will be In charge Of John
Ziegenfelder and will be served by the
ladies of the First Christian church.
buy WAR SAVINGS STAMPS
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-21
WARWOOD MAN FINED

Jerry Berry. Of Warwood. was tried
before Squire Lutz at Warwood yest"r-
day afternoon on a charge Of disoTlrrly
conduct He was fined IS and costs
The greater the necessity for saving
the greater your opportunity TO use
The intelligence Want ADD
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-21
DELAYED Report.

except very minor casualties to certain
If N('-l crew.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31
LOCAL WOMAN
SAYS RESULTS
ARE CERTAINTY
"Trutona viii Sure Do the
Work." Mrs. Heet Enthus-
asticaly Avers-Describes
Relief.

"Trutona will sure do the work"
was the brief, yet convincing state
ment made a few days ago by Mrs
L. Heet, wife of an employee Of the
Wayne Works. who lives at 400 North
21st street. Mrs. Heet has many
friends in Richmond who will no
doubt be pleased to learn of her re
cent recovery from troubles of more
than years duration.
Nervousness and indigestion were
my ailments" Mrs. Heet continued
MY appetite was very poor-seemed
as though my food never tasted right,
I'd have severe pains in my stomach
and often felt bloatcd, especially after
meals. | was so nervous l couldn't
rest we'll at night. Sometimes I'd
experience a singing pain around my
heart. I'd become short of breath ar
times, too I always felt tired and
rundown and seldom felt like doing
my Homework.
"Trutona has wonderfully improved
my appetite and the food I eat tastes
as it should now. My nerves are in
much better shape, too, as I'm able
to rest considerably better than
have for some time. The singing
pains around my heart have disappear
has ceased to bother me. I'm consid-
erably stronger and my Homework
isn't a drudge as it formerly was
Trutona has improved my condition a
great deal and I'm glad to recommend
it."
Thousands of weakened and run
down men and women have voiced
similar praise for Trutona's merits
Publicity brought this perfect tonic
to the attention Of the public, but
merit. yes. merit alone, has been re
sponsible for the peerless reputation
Trutona has gained as a combatant of
stomach, bowel and liver troubles.
nervousness, sleeplessness, loss o.
appetite and the like.
Trutona is now being introduced
and explained in Richmond at Glenn
Thistlethwaite's Drug Store-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31
Congressional Hat Racks

Congressman Bland, who was the member of
d small congressional group in France politely
dismissed by Gen. Pershing with the intimation
that it was meddlesome, says that the general
was not near the 'front.'" remarks the Chicago
Tribune. "'i found him 200 miles from the front
on July 10, 1918, when the battle of Chateau
Thierry was at its height
AN editorial admirer of Mr.. BANDS remarks
says that the heroism of Gen. Pershing is the toy
balloon of the American people and it is cruel to
stick pin in it. Gen. Sherwood the other day
in congress said that the civil war generals had
habit of getting killed and the A. E. F. generals
did not.
The bravery Of American generals can stand
small SANDER, but these small SANDERS raise the
question whether there ever will be any military
common sense in the general possession of this
country. Are we all very bland Mr.. BANDS, u.s.
ing our heads only as hat racks?
IF Gen. Pershing had been at the front the
largest body of troops with those movements he
could have had any intimate knowledge except
by the most devious ways, would have been a
division. He might have known something by
liasion intelligence of the division on either side
but the scope Of his knowledge would have been
that of a division commander who is posted
where he is to command division.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31
New Garden, Ind.

Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Martin en-.
tertained Sunday, Mr.. and Mrs. Carl
Coggeshall and family Of Williams
burg, Mr.. and Mrs. Hulan Wilson and
son. Horace, of Greensboro, and Mr..
and Mrs. Joe Burgess and family, of
Modoc. Miss Louise Hough Of Spar
tansburg, spent the week end with
her mother. Mrs. Thomas Hough.. .
Several young people from here as
sisted in the services held at Hope
we'll Sunday evening. E. Robert Fra
zier met with a painful accident last
week, when he severely cut his hand
with corn knife. The Ladies Aid
society will serve lunch at James
Burg's sale, Friday. Mrs. Ross Macy
spent Monday with Mrs. Henry Pitts.
Mrs. Nate Hunt and Mrs. Lin
Pike attended the meeting of the
Better Homes association held at
Williamsburg last week. . Mr. and
Mrs. Rothermel and family spent Sun.
day afternoon with Mr.. and Mrs. Wes-
ley Rothermel, at Webster. =. Mr.. and
Mrs. VIII Rothermel entertained a
friend from Kansas Tuesday,. Mr.
and Mrs. Herschel Paulson Of Rich
mond, spent Sunday evening with Mr.
and Mrs and Mrs. Oscar Bailey anC
family. Mrs. Frank kitner Of
Richmond. spent Saturday and Sun
day with Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Fits
and family. =. Mr. and Mrs. Luther
Liebald entertained Mr.. and Mrs
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31
PHOEBE


Phoebe, QuainteSt and most charm
ing or names, was first in use among
women of Greek birth in the Roman
empire. 1t is derived from Phoebus,
the sun god, or Apollo, and signifies
sunny temperament, warm hearted
According to Greek mythology, the
original Phoebe was the daughter of
Gaea. According to a tradition ADOPT
ed by Aeschylus, she bequeathed the
Delphic oracle to Apollo. son Of her
daughter Ledo Poetic license calls
the moon personified phoebe. "
Phoebe, our sister," the deaconess of
Cenchrea, was commended by Saint
Paul to the Romans; but she had few
namesakes except in England, where
she typifies the quaint, demure, old
fashioned type so popular with British
writer's and poets.
The Italian Febe refers only to the
moon and is rarely used as a proper
name. 1t was in reference to the
noble qualities OF the huntress god
dess Of the moon that Spencer named
his lovely Belphoebe, as he also called
his other warlike heroine, Britomartis
an individual who later became alden
titled with Artemis, the moon goddess
ArtcmlS, OF course, is the Italian Di.
ana. and Diana, as the sister of Apol-
10. was frequently called Phoebe, so
the relationship, seemingly so per
picking and interviewer, is really log
iCal.
In England. Phoebe was a favorite
name for rural maidens, and the poets
bestowed it upon the simple rustic
charmers TO whom they wrote odes
and roundelays. Phoebe's virtues are
eXtOlled in The Rural Maid"
Her homespun dress in simple neat
ness lies,
And for no glaying eQuipage she signs
Her reputation which is all her boast
In malicious visit ne'er was lost;
No midnight masquerade her beauty
wears;
And health, not paint, the fading
bloom repairs"
Crystal is Phoebc's tailsmanic Jew
q. LIS clear translucent beauty Is
believed TO intensity the purity anC
virtue of its wcarcr. To dream of il
signifies true friends. Monday Il
Phoebe's lucky day and her fortu
nate number
Copyright, 1919. ny The Wheels
Syndicate, IncD
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31
GREAT FOR ECZEMA
AND OLD SORES
Guarantee My Ointment, Says
Peterson.

IF you are responsible for the
health Of your family" says Peterson,
of Buffalo, II want you to get a large
35 cent box Of Peterson's Ointment TO-
day.
Remember. I stand back of every
box. Every druggist guarantees to
refund the purchase price if Peterson's
Ointment doesn't do all claim
II guarantee it for eczema, old sores,
waning sores, salt rheunl, ulcers, sore
nipples. broken breasts, itching skin,
skin diseases. blind. bleeding and itcl.-
ing piles as we'll as for burns, scalds,
cuts, bruises and sunburn.
Il had 80 running sores on my leg
for ! years, was in three different
hospitals. Amputation was advised.
Skin grating was tried. I was cured
by using Petersons Ointment."-Mrs
F. f. Root, 2S7 Michigan Street,
Buffalo, \. Y.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31

I'm that case the commanding the
whole army would not have had properly trans
mtted the information he needed to direct It,
Suppose the liasion officer connecting the 1st and
End divisions had been captured on outpost duty
with his maps Suppose one division found that
it was losing its balloons, although they were on
the line where they had been ordered Suppose
a German had been taken with information,
which might be lure or the truth, indicating
local attack to be made in a particular place.
Suppose supply movement by freight was pas
sing through depot under heavy fire and being
demoralized and the question was whether to
defect it by motor trucks. Suppose the division
al relief was twenty-four hours late.
Suppose any or all of the administrative
questions which are involved in the execution of
a military movement found the administrator,
the general in command, in dugout at the front.
Means of communication would be the most haz-
ardous and devious which could be contrived to
make transmission difficult, long delayed, or i'm
possible He could neither get reports nor give
orders efficiently.
1T is not question of the generals personal
freedom from danger that is raised here. 1t is
his ability to be where he do his work. Upon
the direction which information makes possible
depends the safety of thousands of men and the
results of the enterprise.
The congressional Mr.. Bland and all the
other Mr.. BANDS think it important that gen.
eral occasionally should permit himself the
pleasure of quitting his duty and making dash
at the enemy at the head of the heavy dragons.
"Pershing's heroism is interesting only to
neurotics He was not in France to be hero.
He was there to command an army. His military
record does not crave kind word for his bravery.
That is assumed of a trained officer.
"What American opinion is going to beggar
for is bit of common sense. AS hat rack Mr.
BANDS is some head"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31
Itching, Scratching Skin Diseases
That Burn Like Flames of Fire

to purify the blood and remove the
tiny germs of pollution that break
through and manifest their presence
on the surface Of the skin.
People in all parts of the country
have written US how they were COM
pletely rid of every trace Of these dis
orders by the use of S. S. S., the
matchless, purely vegetable blood
purifier. S. S. S. goes direct to the
center of the blood supply, and
strengthens and builds up the circu-
lation, giving a clear and ruddy COM
pleXion that indicates a healthy con-
dition of the skin. Write today for
free medical advice regarding your
case. Address Swift Specific Co., 443
Swift Laboratory. Atlanta, Ga.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31
Dinner Stories

How old is your baby brother?"
asked little Tommy of a playmate.
"One year old" replied Johnny
"Ah!" exclaimed Tommy. I've got
a dog a year old and he can walk
twice as we'll as your brother"
We'll, so he ought to-" replied
Johnny; hes got twice as many
legs"
Am I to understand that there is
some idiotic love affair between you
and that young officer who comes
around her."
only you, papa, dear"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31
Brownsville, Ind.

Miss Elizabeth Wallace spent the
week end at Oxford the guest of her
mother. Mrs. Cyrus Moore and
sons attended church at Springerville
Sunday morning Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank kaper and son spent Saturday
morning with Mr.. and Mrs. Darius
Bennett. ..... Glenn Kaufman, Ivan
Maze and Sanford Funk called on
lady friends at Abingdon Sunday
evening. Mr.. and Mrs. Virgil Ly-
ons of Lyonsville spent Saturday
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31
RICHMOND MAN
C0uL DN'T DOUBLE
UP HIS FISTS
Suffered Great Pains From
Rheumatism of the Joints.
His Muscles Were Sore and
Stiff.
Claims Great Relief Since TAX
ing Dreco, the Great Herbal
Remedy.

When the kidneys become weak or
deranged it is impossible for them to
separate the poisons from the blood
as it passes through these organs;
the kidneys are the filterng plant for
the body; as the blood goes through
they strain out the poisons and pass
them from the system. If these
poisons stay in the blood such
troubles as rheumatism, catarrh, sal
low skin, dizziness, headaches, etc,
show up. The body requires a full
supply of pure, rich, red blood, free
from poisons, to keep it in a healthy
condition. Dreco acts on the Kidneys
keeping them strong to purify our
blood supply.
The greatest relief I've known in
years is since l took Dreco," said Mr.
Lester S. Geyer, a highly respected
employe Of the Starr Piano Co, Rich
mOnd, Ind.
I've been full of rheumatism, ach-
ing joints, and sore muscles for a
long time, with pain near my heart
My forearm and shoulder We're very
painful from rheumatism.
My hands were so sore I couldn't
double up my fists; l couldn't bend
over without having terrible pains in
my back.
I've taken so much medicine that
my stomach was all out of order NV
food didn't digest and l got nervous
and weak, but I'm feeling great once
more for I've never seen anything
take hold like Deco did 1t simply
knocked out my troubles and put me
on my feet again"
Mr.. Powers, the we'll known Dreco
expert, has headquarters at the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31
Memories Of Old DAYS
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

Rabbits were more plentiful than
ever before in the history of the coun
try, local game officials said
Earlham students We're offered a
chance to win $4,000 in cash prizes by
writing essays on Economics" by
Professor J. l.. Laughlin, Of Chicago
University, chairman Of the contest.
Elaborate plans made by local I. o
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31

"Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin" to be
genuine must be marked with the
safety "Bayer Cross Then you are
getting the true, world-famous As
pirin, prescribed by physicians for
over Is years.
Always buy an unbroken package
of "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin, which
contains proper directions to safely
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31
Here Is a Sensible Treatment That
Gets Prompt Results.

For real. downright, harrassing dis
comfort, very few disorders can ap-
proach so-called skin diseases, such
as Eczema. letter, Boils, eruptions,
scaly irritations and similar skin
troubles, Notwithstanding the lavish
use of salves, lotions, washes and
other treatments applied externally
to the irritated parts.
No one ever heard of person being
afflicted with any form of skin dis
eases whose blood was in good condl-
ton. Therefore, it is but logical to
conclude that the proper method OF
treatment for pimples, blotches, sores
bAils, rough, red and scaly skin, IS
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31

afternoon with Mr.. and Mrs. Will La
fuze . Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Paddock
weree at Liberty Saturday afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs. A. NJ. Parks and
daughter. Ruth, and Mr.. and Mrs.
Cha rles McDougal were Sunday guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Parks. Mr..
Isaac Conner spent Saturday at Con-
nersville the guest of his brother,
Will Conner. Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar
Parks entertained to dinner Wednes-
day, Mr.. and Mrs. Odin Taylor Of
Dayton, Ohio. and Mrs. Emma Gear
$50. George Maze and son Ivan, and
Everett Stevens spent Tuesday in
Liberty. Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Win
ters entertained Wednesday evening
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wintery, Mr. and
Mrs. Ray Winters, Mr.. and Mrs. Os'
car Parks and family, Mr.. and Mrs.
Odin Taylor of Odin, and Mrs. Emma
Gear and family. 80. Mr.. and Mrs. NJ.
B. McCashland were in town Tues
day calling on Pierce Dye and wife.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. H. West and fam
Mrs. Clarence West and family. 1890.
lily were the Sunday guests Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Minnie Remington Of 1ndlanapo-
lis. is the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Will
Knott for several days. Mr.. and
Mrs. Allie Jones and Mrs. Minnie Rem
ington went TO Liberty Tuesday morn
ing. -. EIr. and Mrs. John Bell and
son Edgar went to Richmond Satur-
day afternoon. DR.. and Mrs. w. c.
Sherman and daughter Mabel went to
Oxford Saturday afternoon. Mrs.
Ed Hunt of Muncie, came Monday for
visit with her parents, DR.. and Mrs.
Smith, and other relatives here.
Within a new electric flat iron is
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31

! Mahlon Bond Sunday. Mr.. and Mrs.
c. H. Dill Of indianapolis, and Mrs.
Lola Bond, of Richmond, spent Mon
day and Tuesday with Mr. and Mrs.
| Lin Pike.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31

relieve Colds, Headache. Toothache.
Earache, Neuralgia, Lumbago, Rheu-
matism. Neuritis. Joint Pains, and
Pain generally.
Handy tin boxes at twelve tablets
cost but a few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin
is the trademark Of Bayer manufac-
ture of Observation-Disclosures of Saucyl-
icacid.-Adv. NIX.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31

SLOW DOWN-FOR THE CURVEg

The complex life becomes the some think that they
take chances with it. But the opposite
consideration
afford
a % fol Is he
them
ito IN
correctly safety,
the
impossible ahead Those
learn learn largely from those who have made
price making
benefit of
live is all
Somehow, appearing
watchfu,
S
OF kies. be prepared TO
down he
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31

0. f. chapter for initiation of new
members in honor of John w. Coch
ran, Of Indianapolis, who was TO be
made Grand Sire of Odd Fellowship
in the world in 1910
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31

Chile plans to have South Americas
largest electric power plant, a 10000
horse power installation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-10-31
Good Evening
BY ROY K. MOULTON
HOW TO LIVE FOREVER

HOW TO I'VE FOREVER.
Eat nothing but stewed parsnips.
Drink nothing but cold water.
Go to bed at every might.
Get up at every morning.
Don't smoke, chew or play poker.
Go to church every Sunday morning.
Split three cords of wood every day.
Walk nineteen miles before break
fast.
Ride horseback two hours every