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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-02-28

Sar cOStumbrcS CScribir SatiraS cpl
gramas! Suyos son estos versos, bien
sabidos:
Desde que cino la espada
las pendencias me rctozan,
y antojada de mostachos
me estoy tcntando la boca.
iOh, 81 yo me los torcicsc!
Las bigotcras me oigan:
iQu6 capitdn picrde Flandcs,
que Malandros las busconas,
que Don Lazaro las duefaS,
que Lelio Dati las tontas,
que marido las doncellas
y que pale las fregonas;
que bribon las ir1andesas,
que icenciado las monjas,
que atribulado las t1acas,
que glotohazo las gordas!
Dicen que Sc escribieron para loa de
una comedia y que los recit6 ante cl
senado de cierta fiesta una comedian
ia, por nombre dc Roma, vestida con
Quevedo, quien andando los siglos
sac6 zen una comedia otro ingehio v
retrat6 la pluma de un bi6grafo, di-
ciendo:
......dc los galancs dc la Corte cs luz,
polltico, pocta y santiagu6s.
La popularidad del cabalIcro SANTA
guista no cs Ia que corresponds a los
altos prcstigios de su nombrc como
hidalgo y como poeta. El Quevcdo
popular es un fal6o Quevedo, csc que
rueda por fogones, fregaderos y cir
culoS de baj0 linaje, con chOcarrerias
y bufonadas. No cs cl Quevedo lc-
trado, galan infuycntc y generoso, sa-
tirico de las cucStioncS de su tempo,
burIador de la cortc del Buen Retro,
defcnsor de una Infanta, consuclo de
una Rcina, sombra de validos funestos
y de .privadoS .ambiciosos, una vez con
scjcro de Virreyes Y otra Vcz preso Y
pobrc, cargado dc dolores de hierros,
siempre mcrcccdor de enthusiastic loa Y
de .justo elogio.
Y como ell Puerto Rico, tambien an
da por ahi la costumbre, que apunta
Montero, no cstarian dennis cstos pa
rrafitos que van cnscguida:
En este, Cervantcs tuvo mas suertc.
FL ingcnioso hidalgo, segIn lc llam6
cl malogrado Navarro Lcdcsma, tienc
su popularidad en- Don Quijote, 81 bien
ell vulgo no conoce nj por cl Zorro las
aventuras del caballero de la Mancha.
Pero Cervantcs cs cl libro immortal o
es otro eplgrafe glorioso de sus novelas,
mientras Quevedo no cs Don Pablos Ell
Buscon, nj ell R6mulo, nj Los Sueiios.
Nj es siquiera cl dc las canciones, ell
de las epistolas, sino csc Otro dc ne
cias ocurrencias regalo de mozas "a
fas v crudito de mentidero!
va el poeta lament6se con dOnosura
de su mala estrclla:
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-02-28
CABAJLo AGGRESSIVE

I'm 81 barriu Navarro. del munieipio
de Gurabo. un eaballo propie,lad dc
Luis Losada di6 una coz ~ muehaeho
Francisco Gouzalcz fracturandolc u bra
~ dcrccho.
Gonzalez fuc conduci,lo ~ hospital
en- cstado grave.
III caballo parcec que tirnc malas
pulgas.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-02-28

nj blen nj NAL.
Digame usted, 6por que causa, ha de
ser tan desabrido.
siendo de Noruega es un pes
cado neutral.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-02-28
COMMENTARIES

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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-02-28
'!HlAH9vtskt2g4|EkS' IS

Leemos en- un peri6dico de la Ha-
bana:
-"El monumento erigido en- Dos
Rios Martf Sc halla completamente
abandonado. -
Bien dice la musa del pueblo GUAM
do canta:
''iMartf no debi6 de morir,
ay de morir. .!''
Porque, como profetizaba ell clasico
Breton de los Herreros:
-, 80 iMu6rete... y veras!''
Comentando los cablegramas de los
ex-hombres de la guerra, que publica
Ell MUNDo:
SQue hay del Kaiser9
-Casi NADIA.
Que lie vamos mandar
a alguna region aislada
donde pueda descansar.
-Mandenlo a Pena Parada.
-Pasan en- Austria malos momentos
porque escasean los alimentos.
ALI la gente de angustia llena,
no tiene papas, carne nj arroz
y iesto es ell colmo!, dicen que en- Vicna
no hay pan de Viena. iQue cosa atroz!
Del mundo feminista, reproducimos
del natural, para Ell MUNDO:
La miro y, ipobrecita!, Sc ha mo-
lestado.
-Pues escucha: ha tenide la que ha
(pasado,
seg1n ell testimonio de sus hermanas,
mas novios que los "bi1es" que han
(presentado
los hermanos Pineros en- tres semanas
Del mundo casero:
-Esc1cheme, don Moncho. I'd. aver
(me ha vendido
un bacalao de Noruega que no sabe
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-02-28

III U1cu Ill uld1.
Digame usted, 5por que causa, ha de
ser tan desabrido.
-Porque siendo de Noruega es un pes
cado neutral.
En- la calle de la Tanca:
Un adoqu1n de granite
y un tarugo de MADEIRA
hablaban de esta manera:
.-Yo sufro.
-Yo estoy maldito.
Mi suerte atroz me da grima.
-Yo de vergienza me hundo.
Nos desprecia todo el mundo.
y nos pasan por encima.
: -Adoquines parlanchines-
grit6 un sujeto al pasar:
Peguen ell vez de llorar.
iy no sean adoquines!
Del mundo de los oradores "bols-
hevikis.''
A la orilla de un rio, Ell dos zancadas
Sc acerc6 un orador de pacotilla
y los jueyes salieron a la orilla
y ell orador les dijo:-Camaradas. :.
Esto fue 10 bastante,
pues los jueyes huyeron al instante.
Ocurre algunas veces
que asusta la elocuencia hasta los
(peces.
Un rasgo prop6sito del ilustre Gle
menceau, que traducimos de lie Cour-
rier DIES Etast- -Unis:
"Todo ell mundo sabe que Lloyd
George es un humorista. Hablando,
hace POGO de Clemenceau, entire las per-
sonas, de su intimidad, dijo:
Els un diablo con disfraz de hom-
bre, verdaderamente. Cada dia que to-
pc con el, tiene un aflo menos.
Y en- seguida agreg6:
y tiene tambien un diente mas
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-01-09
BULGAR LEADER
 DIPPED RULER

COPENHAGEN, Jan, g. Stan. bulinSky, who is reported back of th, peasant government set up in Bulgar ia, is a rough man and very populai with the Bulgarian peasants, from whom he sprang. He never feared @ tell Ferdinand the truth.
 When Ferdinand threw Bulgaria j weight on the side of Germany, Stam- bulinsky said to him:
 This new adventure will comprom ise not only the future of the country but your dynasty, and may cost yod your head"
 The king replied Do not trouble about my head. 1t is an old one. Rath- CT think of your own"
 AS the king was moving away with a Scornful smile on his face Stamboi- inSky retoited, My head matters lit tie, sire; am thinking only of the country."
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-01-09

a Captain KlinkcrOcrg, master oi tEe whaling schooner Olga in 1905 pusn- ,J northwest to Victoria Land where he found the blond tribe. On his re urr Co the whaling base at HcrSch"l Island, an Arctic Ocean point, he to. of his findings. StetanSSon, then ,. HcrschcI. heard Klnkenbcrg'S story and immediately went to Nictor'r whor" he made a study of the native .
 Bower claimed the blond ESkim"s' are really blond. StefanSSon does no, 20 that far but says they have light gray. almost blue eyes and a few have fight hair while the other EskimoS of the far north have the slant eyes o. ASiLtics.
 Ut looks as if the blond ESkimos' .omo from early Grecnlandcrs, or Scandinavian stock of some kind" Gower said. "I know they are not hal white and half Eskimo because tho ,ar breed Eskimos have black eye .nd black hair. These white ones hav ight eyes and light skin and hair Th Id men of the tribe have the san vhjta features a, the young,
 Bows and arrows arc used D. them. they know nothing about toba,, co and liquor, they make their fire with a sort of flint. they dress '' skins. they spear their reindeer arI club their fish, they won't eat out sidnr's food and they speak a Ian guagc similar to that of the Eskimo.
 They are hoSpitablc, friendly ant
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-01-09
BLOND ESKIMO
 IS AN ABORGINE

SEATTLE. Juu., g- Sure they. ro blond E,aimos. They are abo-' g.u.> living up in .h. white Arctic ou Victoria Land m their pfmcval stats absolutely untouched by the outside worlds civilization. They are comple'. ,.y ou, os ,ou,a,, with everything and consequently, have none of our im- proyrmcu,- ..d also none of ow evils"
 N.J Bower, known a,oug the Arl ,.c coa~, u- "lcy." Bower one of th, very few men who have gone from th outside into the far northern almosy sabrcd .aro of the "bIond Es>imos thus uv~,uori them when ha w,s ho~ recently
 And don't think tr was S,"tan~- son who tlr,, .oma them" Bow.r a; scr,,l VGhafa'mw St.saasson, re- ,waca Canadian explorer. who has boel credited with discovering th, strang. tribe. agree, with Bower that he dfJ not find them first. He does however, claim that he made the first study O. ,h, tribe and brought back to tho outside world the first repo~' or it- .NjsJaucc.
 According Co Stcfansson and Bower
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-01-09

square, too square, l think. If yoG give them anything they are not sat isficd unt. they give you something in return. l gave one woman an cm- pity baking powder tin and she immc- diately brought me a big skin.
 I've left gun with them. InSte"i of usin% it Co kill meat, the men seen cd to think it was a plaything for when left they were shooting their bullets away at targets and wildly in- to the air. When they ran out of am muuton they probably turned the gun around and got some real use out of it aS club.'
 Bower said he thought there wcrH over 25O blond EskimoS" on Victor ia Land. l. is not very probable that they will cycr be molcsted much by the outs de world for Victoria Lahd k far off t., usual run of traders anl whalcrs go into the Arctic no longer.
 Bower has served on whaling yes scls in many parts of the north, and until his recent return to the States, had not been out of the Artic for fiv, years. On StefanSSon'S last trip h' wa, steward on the schooner Pola1 Bcar which StefanSSon used for a i'm. Stcfarsson took Bowers into t." "blond Eskimo" country.
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-01-09
CASSAVA MAY BE X NEW
 SUBSTITUTE FOR WHEAT FLOUR

HONOLULU, T. H., Jan, g. Re. Sidents of the island of Maui have raised funds to send F. G. Krauss, in charge of the federal experiment stat ion there, to the mainland to obtain data on the cultivation of cassava, which, it is believed, can be grown eN- tensively in Hawaii and used as a substitute for wheat flour Mir. Kraus.; will visit California, Washington, D. C. and the southern states.
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-01-09
RANGE CATTLE INCREASING

ALBUQUERQUE, N. M., Jan., g. - There has been remarkable in- crease in range cattle in New Mexico and Arizona = these states chief con tribution to feeding the world since the entry of the United States into the war. A survey made by the Unit ed States Forest Service, which en- couraged the increasing of herds for food production gives evidence of this growth,
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-01-09
CHAS. G0LDSTEIN
 & COMPANY
of JUNEAU. ALASKA

offers to the Trappes of Alaska highest Cash prices fer their FurS.
 The Method of purchase is follows Ship your fur in by express parcel post if amou, 10 SlOG or over We will wire best offer which ii u satisfactory will either return your fur or ship to any other point designated, all charges prepaid
 Comparison of prices with outside figures wit prove that we pay and you get your money from .nyue I3 IIye weeks earlier.
 - References; Any Bank in Alaska Dexter-Hor- tan Nationa Bank of Seattle, National Bank of Tacoma Tacoma, Wash. Make us trial shipment. WE GUARANTEE SAFES FACTION.
 
 CHAS. GOLDSTEIN & COMPANY.
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-01-09
kRUPP COMPANY
 PASSES UP DIVIDEND

AMSTERDAM, Jan. O. The
 Krupp Company at Essen is unable t" pay dividend, Director Hugenholta has announced to Frau Bertha Krupo.
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-01-09

Elaine Eoseue and pear! oil at J. L. Graef's. u.
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-01-09

Eveurude motors and repair parts d. J. l.. Graef's.
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-01-09

Gasoline and distilate at J. l.. GraefS
 if
Omaha daily bee., 1919-08-11
Yesterdays Results.

Yesterdays Results.
Walnut Hill Merchants forfeited to
Meyers Bearcats
Krug Park sluggers forfeited to Lake
Deer Park Ramblers forfeited to River
view Cubs.
With the season closing in the
three divisions in the Bee Junior
league. next Sunday, from present
indications, the race in division |
and 2 will wind up in ties, as the
results of yesterdays play in both
of these divisions.
In division l, the Suburbas, Wood
men of the World and the Sham
rocks, formerly the West Dodge
Dairy, are tied for first honors, and
i'll division 2, the Dorcas Street
Stars, by defeating the Holmes Jun
iors, formerly the Farnam Candy
Co., by a score of 7 to 5, are tied
for first place.
Pat Cahill, on the mound for the
Holmes, was off form and the Stars
hit his delivery at will, while Nc
Auliffe, in the box for the Stars,
pitched nifty game.
Since the Omaha Taxi Co. have
disbanded for the season, the Leav-
enworth Merchants, who were
scheduled to play them yesterday,
were awarded a forfeit. The Holmes
have a game scheduled with them
for Wednesday night and will be
awarded a forfeit also.
The Suburbas, by playing one OF
their best games of the season, won
by 6-to-3 score from the Kaiman
Insurance Co., and the, Woodmen
of the World had an easy time win
ming from the Locust Street Mer-
chants by 16-to-1 score. Abe
Smith, on the mound for the lodge
men, was invincible, not allowing
the Merchants a single hit. He
whitfield 10 men. Had it not been
for an error in the third inning he
would have had no-hit no-run
game to his credit.
The Meyers Bearcats by winning
a forfeit game from the Walnut Hill
Merchants cinched the flag in di-
vision 3. The Bearcats have not lost
a game this season, and have played
remarkable ball. All of the games
in this loop were of forfeit order
Omaha daily bee., 1919-08-11
Yank Athletic ViCtOrS
Return From Europe

New York, Aug. 10.-Returning
to the United States on the trans
port Imperator, which locked Sun
day, were the officers and men who
won all the prizes for America at
the inter-allied games in Pershing
stadium, outside Paris.
Among the athletes were Fred w
Kelly of San Francisco; Charles W,
Paddock of Pasadena; Lieut.. Ed
ward B. Eagan of Denver; E. P.
Coughey of San Francisco; Chris
tan Larsen of Salt Lake City; Solo
mon Butler of Dubuque college and
Lieut.. Richard L. Byrd of Los An
geles.
Besides 5000 troops, the Impera-
tor brought home EOS nurses, 1874
welfare workers, 50 general prison.
ers, including a lieutenant charged
with cowardice, 70 soldiers wives
and Is soldiers children.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-08-11
OMAHA DIVIDES
SUNDAY DOUBLE
WITH INDIANS
Oklahoma City Captures First
Game, SIS and Locals
Gained the Other,
80.

The Rourkes went fifty-ffty with
the Indians in the Sunday double
header. Omaha losing the first to
J>and winning the second, 8 to 2.
Both were excellent games and a
crowd of almost 5000 bowling fans
enjoyed them. For the first time
this year the bleacherites were pull
ing for the home club and greater
number of the grandstand fans
were holding crossed fingers for
the locals, all due to the efforts of
Otto Williams, the old major league
veteran, who is helping the Rourkes
out at second base.
The former big leaguer's own
club, the Armour semi-pros, were
booked for a game at Fremont, but
Otto sent them in charge of the
team captain and filled in for the
locals again. He played a star
game. never making a bobble and
garneriEg a couple of hits. Harry
Williams played first base in the
first game, but did not put in an
appearance for the second contest
and Bert Graham covered the initial
sack in this encounter. 1t was ex-
pectei that Williams would play
both games, but he disappeared after
tbs first one, presumably to cat h
for an amateur team.
Both games were full of thrills,
Oklahoma City making II hits to
Omaha's 10 in the first, but could
onl' get 9 while the locals collected
IL in the second mill Extra b, e
hits were plentiful on both sides,
Graham and Ramsay each getting
two i'll the first game and two on
each club knocked out doubles in
the second. The Indians performed
a double play in each game, Pitt to
Lindimore the first time and Tan
ner helped Lindimore in the second
game.
Stoner, for Oklahoma City
pitched a fair game, but was wild
at times. He only passed one man,
struck out three, but hit three bats
men. Fuhr, for Omaha, famed
eight and walked one. Kopp, on
the mound for Omaha in the first
contest, had one bad inning, in the
fifth frame, walking three in sue
cession and allowing twobase
hit. He walked in the only run
scored in that inning, but it looked
bad for time. There were two
do Il when it all took place. He
pitched better ball after that SEES
sion, though he permitted six more
bilgles. among them Faurs triple
and Ramsays double.
Scores:
First game:
Omaha daily bee., 1919-08-11
W0MEN'S TITLE
SHOOT Will Be
HELD AUGUST IA
In the Trap Championship
Event for DianaS All
Will Toe Mark at
is Yards.
Previous Winners Of WOman's
TrapshOoting Championship
BY PETER P. CARNEY,
Editor National Sports Syndicate.

There is more than the usual
amount of interest manifested in
the women's amateur trapshooting
championship this year.
Heretofore the Fair Diana with
the highest score in the grand
American handicap was awarded the
championship crown. The women
didn't always shoot from the same
mark-and one can't very we'll
award a championship in a handi-
cap race.
Therefore the female members of
the trapgun brigade will shoot from
is yards this time and make real
championship out of the race. The
event will be held on August IA
classification day in the grand
American handicap trapshooting
tournament. The shooting will be
done on the South Shore Country
club grounds, Chicago, III. Each
entrant will shoot at 100 targets.
There will be two trophies for the
women who shoot in the grand
American handicap.
The first woman to enter the
championship event halls from Lima,
o. She is Mrs. T. Randall and lives
at 3l6 North Scott street. This is
Mrs. Randall's first attempt in the
woman's championship and the
grand American handicap. About a
dozen women have been shooting in
the grand American for number
of years, but Stony McLinn, the
manager of the American Trap
shooting association. is confident
that with the renewed interest in
trapshooting there will be at least
Is women on the firing line.
1t is to be expected that all the
women who won state champion
ship titles will participate in the
event-and their are a number of
Fair Dianas who failed to win in the
state titular races who are expected
to turn up in Chicago seeking glory
that is national.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-08-11
ST. LOUIS
BOSTON

Totals 80 727 0 Totals
+Battcd for Miller in ninth.
\ Batted for MAY in eighth.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-08-11
Today's Calendar of Sports.

Racing: Summer meeting Of Saratoga
Racing Association at Saratoga. n. Y.
Trotting: Opening Of Grand Circuit
Western Circuit meeting at sedalia, Mo.
Shooting: Opening Of Grand American
Handicap tournament at Chicago.
Chess: International Victory Chess
Congress opens at Hastings, Eng.
Tennis: National doubles championship
tournament opens at Boston. Cotton
States championship tournament opens at
Birmingham, Ala. Washington State
championship tournament opens at Seat
tie. Iowa State championship tournament
opens at Des MOines. Southern Minnesota
championship tournament opens at Ovation
ma: New Brunswick Provincial champion
ship tournament opens at ROthesay. Nova
Scotia Provincial championship tOurna-
ment opens at Rothesay. Nova Scotia
Provincial championship tournament opens
at Halifax.
Boxing: Bonnie Leonard vs. Irish Patsy
Cline, rounds, at Philadelphia. Johnnie
Dundee VS.. Joe yelling, rounds, at
Philadelphia. Charlie white VS.. Harry
Pierce, rounds. at Philadelphia. Johnnie
Mealey VS.. Eddie Morgan, rounds, at
Philadelphia. Joe BENJAMIN VS.. Al Thomp-
son, rounds, at Philadelphia. Eddie
O'Keefe VS.. Kid Roster. IS rounds, at New
Orleans. Mike O'Dowd VS.. Jackie Clark.
10 rounds. at Syracuse. Jack Geyer VS..
Dick O'Bren, Is rounds, at Columbus, o.
Terry Kellsr VS.. Harry Greb. Is rounds,
at Day ton, o.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-08-11
National Lawn Tennis
Doubles Start TODAY

Newton, Mass, Aug. 10-The ma
tional lawn tennis doubles cham
pionship will begin tomorrow on
the courts of the Longwood Cricket
club. Ten teams, eight of them win
ners of sectional title meetings will
compete. The other two comprise
the Australian players, G. Patterson
being paired with Norman E.
Brookes, and R. V. Thomas with
Randolph Lycett. Two matches are
scheduled for tomorrow. Maurice
E. Mclaughlin and 7. c. Bundy,
winners of the Pacific coast sec
tionals, will meet w. E Davis and
H. VanDyke Johns, who won the
western title. R. Norris Williams
II and Watson M. Washburn, New
England champions, will face Ichiya
Kumagee and Harold A. Throck-
morton, who annexed this years
middle states title.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-08-11
Ebert Defeats Day and
Retains TARGET Trophv

Chicago. Aug. lob. F. Ebert of
Des Moines, Ia, tonight for the
second time this year successfully
defended the Hazard worlds double
target championship trophy by de-
feating. James S. Day of New Or
leans in a match that began at 7 D.
m. and was finished as darkness fell.
The scores. l6l and l55, the lowest
ever made in that competition, were
regarded as creditable considering
the conditions under which the con-
testants shot at the 100 pairs.
The event was one of three events
preliminary to the opening of the
Grand American Trophy tournament
which opens tomorrow with 684 Of
fetal entries.