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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
ADMIRAL BENSON THANKS
CITY FOR ENTERTAINMENT

Walter NJ Council. city commits
sloner and mayor ex-onicio. has re-
ceived a letter from Rear Admiral W.
= henson thanking him and the city
urisinla for The entertainment FUR
nlshed them when they recently visit
cd this city. The letter aaya that ne
~abnfeciated the dinner. and reception
and dnuco nfterwnrd and compliment
Ell Albuquerque on the splendid ap-
urarnnfe ~ iis streets and fnid the
.otnfr evidences Of city eoyernmfni
rejected credit upon you and your
administration Of Us municipal at
fairs"
M. conneli thinks that Ad-
mirni benson may have been iargtly
responsible Tor Tho KING ana queen
Of belgium being scheduled for q stop
~ an hour here on their tour OF me
United states. Benson has Just ~.
turned 10 Washington and hn. Ionnt'i
thinks he may have had a hand In ne
state department deciding 10 put thin
civ on the stopping lat Of the king
lnu
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
DEALER IN CITY TO
BUY SECOND HAND AUTOS

Is IN Albuquerque again to buy second
hand automobiles. He says that
enough new ears cannot he obtained
on the Pacific coast To- supply the de-
mand and that second hand cars ind
"a ready sale there after they have
been ovcrhnulod la shops aud put In
first class shape.
ar. Mcguire makes regular Wis ~
% this city and Winslow aud other
points en- route, hu-tnE second hand
cars. He expects to get orr or nvc
car loads here on tho present triD.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
RAND COMING HERE FOR
~uoNFERENCB ON PAVING

w. ). itnnd. president OF the y
Paso Dithulithic company. has notl.
fled citv officials that he viii be "a
the city IN a few DAYS from III rahs
TO take up with thcm the question o.
~apceding up work on the paving wort
here.
The commissioners AZ n mectlrl
Wednesday niaht decided 70 wire M
Rand 20 come here FOR n c~bnfercued
Work In the last few days hns heol
delayed by the tcnmstern' strife. htl
II IN said that committees are al Nofi
today trying 90 patch up an AIRED
mcnt 30 that the paving work can II
on.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26

The nobility and gentry ~ Little
Plowhoro' were recently gathered IN
the village school room 90 enjoy an
entertainment by local performers
The curtain had just fallen on a really
creditablc picture Of the death OF
Nelson shown 20 music.
Keep your seats, please said the
stage manager. We're much obliged
FOR your Kind applause. ladies aud
gentlemen, and we're going 20 give
you tho death nf Nelson over again."
"Oh. are ycrf' came from a friend
Of the man who was playlfN the CHIEF
part. '"raon. m youll tell Nelson 'is
Kitchen chlmlcy's ahre and is wife
Jest had a couple o. htF p'r'apa e
won't die 30 blessed ingerin'.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
citARIrY At HOME,

Millioffs have bsssn given for the
rrliff Of the war-~ifrckcu peoples
Of Armenia. serbia ntId Poland.
Ti9s W worthy; hnf iltouid tfirrc
h. M charity nt honics
tNpns 0lirisil T. n city 81 suf-
"a lera. Iocti ssDfs,s were d-str~1gtsi
by watet'. Industry was ptactit4ii-
~ tuirs,d anat the wugc~tal1Hh n
largely witlHuut a mcans OF sup
port.
WIN you irhp? Send IN YOUR
Cut'srihu giuu To the Etcning Her
aids Htfio2 tumL 1Tg monry
viii ~, lnmcdiatciy furtAuricd In
Gulf tnssns and suppiics ~purclEisssi
for su1crcIS.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
HEALTH OFFICIALS
PREPARE RULES TO
CONTROL DIARIES



SANTA ~, sept 1t- the stnto
I~ot1rNnEni 81 Healih IL prtuar-
~ .se,.lsfItne for the sanitary eon-
N - ..t.,.-
:" -o.
The principal onlett o. y ne" mus
regulations VIII BE- 90 make milk Nite.
nv ,,eenine ast a. many disease germs
:. .o-.,,a. .r5 ~ tinine the e.
" -
Under me pr'pFaeu eHuias.e,r
olAsAF. 4tir't ~
20 - tttt ptI " -.
mia Nnifh pay H 49,
npm r"s-- .,a,r,,sin
tnciiit NE Nult hrf " e 1,eI'.
Tested y ~ eoEe ~nn 49, re
SPINS % Wnerfnto.lt u ~
rfnae1 2 ~ nte-
Nerrie Nhfth az ~ ,ren-
q manure ~ u@iit rntn
s~untfcllens o..tie. 49,, y. an
~ III. wv ..,.,,- riseriiaese IN
49, ~. r~-~i-Io- for
h. ,-1fi+ ~ AK II. fbr hnela OF
t.-e-nr \, ror,.lnr A. aesirnrd 10 re-
.ca ,-.rS who are careful. The
49, -.r~oro,,. hactsrla-fhose bac-
t+fle rnmiro FROM aick human beings
~cc,s. ~bo ~re disease car-
ct l'cn ft-f,t .-~eln.i Nv
..~.-.t ~~,rirements about The
w .f~.~ "a cieaoiinr,s n those
~s-hc nandte spch milk aa may
-ets ~
~, ~ NM
Ekpftiene. nA- nns' e..fs .ease
~ % ~ nvlt 4" 49,. ~ enrrici
All these pFtcautonA ,. a.
20 ancn an .s,.'ns w.. IN, y. u.ad
fn.rf. onui = 100 -. 49, nor-
~on., Tes -~ener.i milk suppiy can
~ .rA fnorpeneivci lifted
~. d,Ser.sr ~ certi0eI milk. Ii
y w -~s th~ereeore 10 pro-
800 sho neaith 81 ths large public
s 800, 49, MIX III a chenper sort
~ fllllnr ANN dlsease germs which
nav Ia present IN such milk. This
~, ~ dome ~ heating II 70 a tenn
r4rature hlqh enough 10 Nil ne
Germs. but not high enough 70 y
any undesirable change In he milk
This process Is called pasteurizaton.
u.~,..rs~afton which IA effective
~, ~nrc6nces Inc least alteration
..tsc Il 4 ee;irnfe operation and
,s ~ rerformed with the greatest
stter,ior IA defails. If the tempera-
snre fnlis TOD low the public health
wlfi enIfr. X 1t rises 100 high. the
cr.am linz viii be lntcrfered with, and
X. rusfomorr may complain, The
riis rret,lafions win specify that the
."snoS al na~sfeuririne milk for
lrlnt.ne -nurnoees shall be the hold
49,. method Wherein the milk II kept
@~,.r.f,1rr hefwcen 40 degrees
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
HoENIG is CLEARED
IN "MANsLAUGHTER CASE

The pernaiiliO county grand jury
has returned a no bill in the case OF
John y. HoenlR. who had been hound
over 10 await the action Of that body
on a mnnelaughtcr charge. II was
alleged that he had caused tho death
of Elias Lucero on July 81 last, by
hitting him With IN automobile.
The grand jury found that Lucero's
death was the result 81 an nc'idept
md exoncrstod IoeniE from criminal
blame Mr Hoeuir, who was formerly
with the Charles Held pany
here. is NOW az his former home IN
indianapolis.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
JAPAN TO CONFER WITH
CHINA ON SHANTUNC

TOXIC. Sept. 2G.-Japan ~ pl1n-
ming officially to invite China TO con-
Ter ON the Shnntung situation after
Japan has ratified Tho peace treaty.
This fact was communicated to the
correspondent today by officials. who
added that Japan naturally could not
compel China to accept the invitation.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
KLocK TO ADDRESS
ODD FELLOWS TONIGHT

Harmony Lodge No. J. l. -. -, o..
will meet az the Odd Fellow hall on
South Second street tonight at s
o'clock for the purpose OF dcmohi'iz-
ing the service flag Of the local lodge.
deprre $. kiock viii deliver tho
damahlilzation address. There will be
a nne musical program. Refreshments
Will be served following the program
An odd Fellows. HchckahF and their
families are Invited 30 attend.
The odd Fellows aervlce nag con-
mins seven stars with n OF them
gold IN honor Of Elmer n. Adair VINO
died OF discaHe In France.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
Mortuary

JONEs-Mrs. NJ. l.. Jones, q years
old. died this morning at $3.50 az her
apartment. She was employed by the
santa Fc lines at Winslow. Arlz. Her
husband was with her when she died
and will take the body To Stephen
vile, Texas, for burial. strong Broth
crs are in charge.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
TUBERCULOSIS

II was when physician
said Il was impossible Z,
J.. NJ. Miller. Ohio nruggi
to survive tho ravares
Tuberculosis he began oNpe
SnontinE on himself. and di
covered tho Home Trentmol
known o. ADDitINE. An.
one with coughs shown
tubercular tendency or Tul
I'd your name aud address I
Columbus. Dh
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26

War proftcoring has brought q re-
sumption OF tho practice OF buying
women In India nnd fancy prices are
paid hy tine ncw rich for good looking
girls.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
B Baseball Scores
NNTIONNL II.NEIE

- NNFN#hH 80
Cincinnati, q; Cnictgp. >.
First game. r.. n. p.
Chicago ......2Ot 900 02O-5 10 2
Cincinnati 1000 iO2 0e1-6 . o
Batteries; Garter and O'Farrell.
Saileo and Wlnro.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
ENGLAND PUT BACK ON
BUTTER, SUGAR RATION

LONDON. sept. eC.-Thc food min
lstry announced tonight, that IN vie y
OF he state emergency = would he
necessary 10 reduce the weekly ration
81 butter per person to n ounce amt
sugar 60 six ounces, while tho meat
ration would bee limited TO tho value
Of 20 pence per person.
Chlrp Is becoming a very heavy
buyer Of British books, especially tcNt-
books.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26

IOsT-chiid's black plush coat on
indian school road. Reward II IN
formation II left at Evening Herald.
non sAIE-F1ve rooms furniture
rendy for purchaser 70 step riFht
IN. mi practically now no sick. oso
south broadway.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
ROBBERS BREAK INTO
RESTAURANT AND STORE

The second had store Of LOUIS
Chcrno al 2i7 South First street was
broken into by robbers last night
The robbers also entered the rear
room OF an adjoining restaurant and
stole a quantity Of meat and eggs
Mr. cnerno was not able 20 aay ms
morning whether tho robbers had
taken anything from his store.
THAT B4ggascman Is Henry. Phone
$50.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
ONE OBSTACLE 10 HARMONY.

Hewitt-How do you and your wife
get along togothcr3
Jcwctt-First rate. considering that
automobiles are not OF the same
make.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
U. S. LAND OFFICE,

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
U. S. LAND OFFICE,
at Montrose, Colorado.
October 80, 1919.
NOTICE is hereby given that Oscar
=. Werner, whose post-office address
is Ohio City, Colorado, did, on the "a
day Of February, 1919, file in this Of
nee Sworn Statement and Applica-
ton, No. 01301S, to purchase the Sh
SEA, Section Is, Township so N,
Range 3 E, N. NJ. p. Meridian, and
the timber thereon, under the provi-
sions Of the act of June 3, 1878, and
acts amendatory, known as the Tim
ber and Stone Law" at such value as
might be fixed by appraisment, and
that, pursuant to such application.
the land and timber thereon have
been appraised, Two Hundred and
sixty Dollars the timber estimated
10000 linear board feet at $500 per
M. and the land $780,; that said appli-
cant will offer final proof in support
Of his application and sworn statement
on the 10th day of january, 1920, be-
fore Ernest NJ. Nourse, u. s. Commis-
sioner, at Gunnison, Colorado,
Any person is at liberty to protest
this purchase before entry, or initiate
contest at any time before patent
issues, by filing a corroborated affa-
davit In this office, alleging facts
which would defeat the entry.
o. C. SKINNER,
Register.
First Publication, November z, 1919.
Last rubhcation, January 8, 1920.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Miss Inez Huntington's smiling face
face is again seen at the post office
delivery window, after several weeks
absence. She says she enjoyed her
vacation in Kansas very much.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

The Dollard family was released
from small pox quarantine Monday,
no cases having developed outside of
John Blo~iS who was promptly isolat-
ed. Bio, > will probably be released
next week by DIR. Hanson. county
physician.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Willis McGlothelen was here from
Gothic Wednesday. preparing to move
his family down from the high hills
for the winter. They will occupy the
kurtz residence.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Paonian:-The thirty three-Phipps,
LaFollette, d Co-who found fifty-five
on the other side when it came TO a
show down on Shantung, must feel
like a colored boy whose mother
strenuously objected to his riding on
the merry As he dismount-
ed, she demanded: now, you fool mig
gah, yo's spended yo' money an had
yo' ride, but whar's yo' benz"
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Camille Besse and family motored
to Doyleville Monday to attend the
funeral Of Louise Sarrasin. The Bes-
Sc and Sarrasin families are old-time
friends.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Clarence Mcdonald was here Mon
day from Doyleyillc, down to attend
the county commissioners meeting. He
reports all the stockman ready to ship
up that way, but no cars in sight.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07
Sirnnisnn Nrms-G llanpinn
Published every Friday In tie year b.
q. F. LAKE, JR-, Editor and Manager
Entered in the Postonice at Gunnison
Tor transmission through the mails -
second-elass matter.
MR COLORADO EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION
fAe Official Paper Of Gunnisse Cs.nsy
SUBSCRIPTION RATES-Ons Year,
500; Six Months, $l.00.

Craig Empire:-one of the strong.
est arguments for the retention in Of
flee of President Wilson comes from
the rock-ribbed, hidebound Republi-
can editor of the Kremmling News.
He says that if Wilson stays on the
job much longer there will be no need
to maintain United States senate.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

A grievance of the coal miners /.
the claim that SO many days are idle
ones, that while wages may be good
per day, they only work on the aver.
age, say four or five days out of the
week, and consequently should have a
work day of six hours with five days
week, or 80 hours instead of g per
week, in order to give every man a
fair show and support their families.
There are several objections to this.
The first is that it would encourage
slackness in all such occupations and
put premium on over-crowdinR GER
tain trades to admit the principle
that man may be paid for idle
hours because he is incapable of
changing his occupation to seek work
trades not crowded. Half q million
more workmen would at once join the
coal miners union, to get high wages
with only 30 hours q week guaran-
teed. Then, eight hours is the normal
days work for well-paid and well-fed
Americans. 1t is believed with reason
that this is an attempt by the l. W..
W's. to enter the wedge for q general
six hour day, and following that, a
four-hour day, which the radicals
openly VOW is their plan for all labor,
IL Is also unfair to penalize the long
suffering public by making them pay
for 1S idle hours per week, when what
the world needs is more production,
not less.
To admit the point of the coal min
ers at all. one must be prepared to
grant it to the railroad men in slack
periods; to carpenters and brick lay
ers who are not willing to do any
other sort Of work when construction
is tagging; to hay hands, who per
force have no other occupation ten
months in the year; and, indeed, the
principle once established, leads
straight to do-nothingism.
However, it will not do to say that
the miners are not justified in saying
they have a grievance. Very likely
the coal mine owners do hire too many
men, figuring that a days work only
costs SO much anyway and that the ex-
ira men will be handy when the rush
season comes. Very likely the public
is partly to blame in not working out
a system of coal storage that will
keep the coal mines busy in summer.
A Gunnison railroad man makes
the pertinent suggestion that this
problem might be solved thru a senior
ity arrangement, such rs railroad en-
ployees have worked out all over the
United States. In slack season the
oldest men hold the jobs. while the
new men are first put on the extra
board and then laid on entirely, SO
that they can look up some other job.
This is worth the attention Of the
government in attempting meditation
in this case. What are the objections
to such . plan IS applied to coal
miners?
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Mrs. J. B. Coats, who is now at st.
Joe, Missouri, writes friends that she
is homesick for Colorado and may be
back in Gunnison about the holiday
season.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT
ESTATE Of August Larsen. Deceas-

Cd. No. 17o.
Notice is hereby given that ON tie
18th day Of November A. D. 1919, tie
undersigned will present to the County
Court Of Gunnison County, Colorado,
his accounts for final settlement of
administration Of said estate, when
and where Al persons in interest may
appear and object to them, II tAey
20 desire.
FRANK E. SEWEI.L,
Administxntor 70 Colleee a ~
Estate Of August IAxDen, Oodnasod.
]. II. MeDOuGAI4. Attorney.
first Publieat3oa, November z, 1913.
Last publication, November =, 1913.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Miss Avis EElls returned Sunday
morning from Sargents, where she
spent the weekend with Mrs. Ed
Lindsley.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Jack Baugh. who has been working
at the McDermott blacksmith shop
for some months, left this week with
his family for Alamosa, where he ex-
poets to go in business for himself.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Yesterday morning the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Alonzo Miller was made joy-
Gus by the advent of bright little
boy.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Bruce Blackstock Tuesday, is the
cause of congratulations from friends
to the happy parents.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Mrs. John Clifford and daughter,
Mrs. G. A. SEWERS, went to Colorado
Springs Tuesday evening fir a visit
with Mrs. D. X. Baker, nee Miss Julia
Clifford.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Mrs. Chas. Hazelhurst accompanied
Mrs. NJ. E. Leonard to Doyleville on
Monday, to attend the funeral of
Louise Sarrasin.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

}. w. Hamor went to Pitkin yester-
day, expecting to return today with
some machinery for his ranch under
the Palisades.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

DR.. Wallace left Moday for Rifle
20 conduct an operation on one of his
former patients in that city. He ex-
poets to return this evening.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

D. c. Mason, Jack McWilliams and
Hugh Smith motored in from Pitkin
Yesterday. Mr.. Mason has just re-
turned from = trip east, where he
visited his mother, ninety years of age.
in Ohio. He says that business Is
prosperous east, but the feeling Of
unrest, makes the outlook dubious.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

7. O'Leary, Jay Miller, John Zugeld-
er and E.G. Palmer were among hunt
ers who hied themselves to San Luis
LAKES yesterday morning. The great
autumnal duck flights have begun.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Be sure and attend the spudding in
Of the first well of the Gunnison A I
On Co. on the Dollard Ranch, Sunday,
November 9th, 1919. The drill will
go into the ground promptly at 2:30,
p. m. Read our ad on Page Six Of
this paper, for full particulars.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Mrs. James Corbitt and daughter
!rma and Isabelle, have been visiting
for the week at the home of her
brothers, A. D. and F. d. Mckee on
Ohio Creek
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Ben Jorgenson returned Monday
from Nebraska where he has been
looking after ranch which he ownes
near Clark's. He went on to Junction
Tuesday. Mrs. Jorgenson being there
for the present. However, he will re-
turn in . day or two for stay at
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07
Optimistic Thought

Riches are disgrace to him ~
eAth klngsmen In want.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

v. C. Isgar, Of the Montrose Steam
Laundry, g IN our city placing q
agency for his instituficn with IL
Brewer Barber shop.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07
Daily Thouoht.

Whatever chance shall bring we n
bear with eQuaRimity.-Terence.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

After . new Oakland car for . Gus
toner, Geo. Aspey, Of the Rainboy
Route garage went over to Denve
Tuesday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

A boy 1t the home Of NJ. and llrs.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

In the time of q strike, which
amounts to attempted revolution, it
is no time to criticise any executive
who is trying to do his duty. Never
theless, we wish that Governor Shoup
had called for regular troops in
stead of mobilizing the militia. Colo
radios experience at Ludlow and
elsewhere have given the workmen a
prejudice against the national guard.
which might easily provoke trouble
instead of sllaying it. If they are
called into .Gunnison county, may it
be small detachment of the regular
army. The militia has outlived it's
usefulness anyway. We need a new
system Of universal training and a
small, efficient regular army.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-11-07

Again good reasons appear why the
Town OF nunnison should own its coal
mine and do the mining thru munich
pal management. A whole lot of
Colorado towns and even the state it
self Is thinking seriously of the pro-
position. That is, Naturalization" to
be sure, but felt out slowly enough to
avoid a catastrophe should it prove
that We are not wise enough and con-
servative enough in democratic gov
ernment to make success of a great
national industry.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-08-07

Fifty years ago it was a fad among
school girls to collect a charm string
of buttons We have no such ambit-
ions but it would be a pleasure to
complete the set of war buttons as
souvenirs of the great struggle.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-08-07

Aunt Sinpy is partial to spring
chickens but she draws the line on
the black ones-those whose hides are
full of single nails and paints sticks.
She says she would just as soon think
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-08-07

There was once an old Indian whose
blanket was too short at one end and
SO he cut a piece off the long end and
tackled it on the other-on1y to find
that his blanket was just as short as
ever. This simple historical incident
was the origin of the brilliant daylight
saving scheme of recent years.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-08-07
DICTAGRAMS

Let US be gIadi There is nothing so
bad but it might be worse: Just think
of a giraffe with a necIful of car
buncIes.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-08-07

I am convinced that there is many
a man who talks of getting it in the
neck who has very little conception
of what the expression means.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-08-07

were on sale. He has one of the
bonds but failed to save that particu-
lar button.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-08-07

So many of the boys have come
back from over seas most of us are
apt to forget those who have not yet
come home. How many of the boys
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-08-07

Count EN-.
1t is remarkable how many brilliant
remarks are inspired by the sight of
a man suffering with a boil or car
buncle! For example: ttIs it painful -
Never mind, old man; it'll feel
mighty good when it quits hurting
80 My! That IS a whopper. Does it
hurt you much 20 ooh wel1-probabIy
it will save you spell of sickness
"Don't worry-every one of 'em is
worth SIS to you" (Sone IDIOTS ought
to be shot on sight) Cant tell me
anything about boils. I had two of
'enn on my neck at one time as big as
hen eggs. I walked the floor II days
and 13 nights and when the core came
out they couldn't wake me up for
nearly week-on1y to take a little
nourishment." (Some liars ought to
be allowed to starve to death,) 81 can
tell you what'11 cure that for a niclde."
tsMy unc1e's brother had one once,
etc." AID inf1nitun, ad mauseam. It
is all so comforting.
It is said that Henry Ford is giving
his cheapest labor ST per day. Even
so it is little credit to him. He ex-
poets to make it back off western Kan
SaS FARMERS VINO are paying iEoAi Po
to SIS per day for help to save crop
which is not extra good-to say the
best for it.
Out here IN the western harvest
fields H. C. L. spells 1thigh cost of
labor"
Button, Button! Who's got the but
ton? The dictagrammer has collec-
ton of World War buttons but the
series is not complete. He would ap-
preciate it if some friend who doesn' t
! care for it would give him one of the
buttons that were distributed at the
time the second liberty loan bonds