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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01
Perry and Ri.ey May Find Ncw Homes

NEVER in the the
~ pitchers Til" tn" leagues
purchase his release. That's their only chance
will be
and will lav" talent under til" Big Top.
In the will be shifted to md
many be make
ANOTHER from the As. Gleason believes
is
offered flock Of players and cash for Perry the last time the Athletics
in Chicago
trading him if he god
That's much o a
TO is
Cavath send Eppa Rxcy
a bid. lxey like Perry :
could be called
Phls for now.
When Hxey Joined the club believed he in
pills have suffered If
a agoodt fo his ball
NEW YORK still ncCds pitchTS Nrfaw "iN a NJ
AZ doublc-hcads ci' his
heels, he good anrc
could finger Fred MchcH notp
Chicago on the Hock ciUbe
TO uafc
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01
KWBANE-FOX FILM
PASSED BY CENSOR
Hugh Jennings Suspended
Indefinitely by Johnson

Boston, Aug. 1.-Notice of his in
definite suspension was received by
Manager Hugh Jennings. Of tho De-
troit Americans. before the Tigers
left this city for New York last
night. This action by President
Johnson. of the American 7 cague.
was a result of an argument be-
tween Jennings and Umpire Moriar-
itv during the double header here
Wednesday.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01
First Fight Picture 0. KID
by State Board May Be
Sho,Cn Here: WHlie Jack
son Differs
ERNE HAD HARD LUCK
Bv JAMES $. CtROLNN

T'IIE Eilbanc-Fox moving pictures
L hnvc been passed by the state
board of ccnSorS.
For the first time motion picture
Solone here have q. K.'d the fin with
the gladiators on the screen.
James +. Doughr"tv. Of Lrin"rvi'l",
is responsible for the innovation. He
ARRANGED with tho Stan'cv Company
to take the first. motion pictures eyer
taken of n fight at night. The result
wnS n success.
The ri 'tu"rS already have been rcc'od
of in private and show vc:v clearly the
progress Of the battle. After following
the pictures for the six rounds it
doesn't take much of critic to see
readily that Kilhane was the winner.
Kilbnn"'S superior work is evident at
all fines.
These pictures doubtless viii be
shown in England. where Fox has n big
following. Kilbanc never has been
across the pond. but his reputation has
u"c"clcd him. lie will need no intro
duHion.
JACKSON Differs
OF all the liGhtweiShtS in the game
only on" stands out rs not seeking q
match with Benny Leonard. That boy
is ono of the hard luck performers in
lightweight circles.
Willie Jackson always has been abl,
to give all the boys a. battle. He has
n knockout victory over Johnny Dundee
he has faced Cline. yelling. Tender
and dozens of high class boys. but never
has taken on Leonard. In fact. he
never had any desire to mingle with
Benny.
"l'll fight all the Clincs. Dundres ant
WcllingS in the world" said Willie
but just let me forget Benny for thu
present. I've also walked into another
nice job. | have Lew Tender on IN,
hands now.
when | boxed him in New Havcr
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01
SCRAPS ABOUT SCRAPPERS


Two boxing shows here this evening.
SSsS T. ring 1Rs E:ve q" the hsn
A. A and th. Cambria open-aIr clubs.
JohnnN Maloney and Young Merino meet
in the mn!a G 6TaY a. W, tie T2m1Ta YE Ttuo Wf
srmwind.up.
National vind-up BOYS. In the seminal Pat
Mlarley engages Kid Harris.
4 The Cambria Dreliniinaries folOw: Andy
Rurns vs.. Frankie Conway Tommy Walsh
V, Y"urv Fitzpatrick and Joe CarriEan vs.
Young GrifO.
The National preli,ningries follow: Soldier
Willie Mack and Young Mack VS.. Danny
Carter.
on George Chancy is in shape again. Joe
pH to hsye IT Dsy TTy % wssn ys to tSeY the tsGS
Monday night.
who had willie Jackson beaten until he
walked into a right smss to the 1Hw In In
Frankie Conifrev at shibr Park. Conifrey
is another boy with a dangerous wailop.
/ When willie jackson walks into that ling
AGAINST Tendler he wants to he In shap ne.
Tender. fnlIoTinG a yi%it to tn" mouIt9i ms
r.
now Looms up and L'w cannot afford to take
any chances. 4 decisive win will mean
, much to the southpaw.
Irish Patsy Cline was detected burning up
| the roads In the Neck yesterday. The
! IA shy Patsy is a few pounds overweight. and
AS he must be down to l8S for Leonard he
I is taking no chance on surrenderfng that
forfeit for Doundace. Reddy Wigmore is d.
recting Patsy's weight-reduCinR act He has
been boxing six rounds daily.
|
Johnny Dundee will make his third ap-
, nearance OF the season at an outdoor show
in this city when h. faces Joe Welling at the
] phIllies' Park on the evening of August |
| dundee already hls battlpd Kenny Teona rd
and Joe TipIitz. His next foe is Joe Welllns,
Charley white will make his hrst showing
here In nearly two years WHEN he engages
| Harry Pierce, Yankee Schwartz's light
weight In one, OF the Phil Park all-star
| bouts. IL White triumphs easily he will
he in line for smash at Leonard, Cline.
Tender or Dundee
Leon L. Rains may break into the prg
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01
BAN JOHNSON,S ONLY
COURSE IN THE CASE OF
MA VS. WAS SUSPENSION
american League Chief Forced TO Soak Beanbalr Artist
With Indefinite Leaue, and 1t Was No Smash at
FraSee-CrippIes Yankees for Present
BY ROBERT W. MAXWELL
Sports Editor Evening puhiIc Ledger

AFTER parting a couple mediocre
"A pitchers
Higgins
liberty bond Ban Johnson has
the
for the Yankees. nnhal to
yesterday
4
Of showing Charley
be claimed Harry in
the deal for of
the Boston c!ub
York will be available
s of the preticst baseball
pulled big bone having Mays the
standing before the closed This would
could have kick from tn" PRESIDENT Mays
with that of lNayng HAT would
play baseball unless
unless he t"
johnson Mays
to Cliag, tlcvran
a win
for New York Cleveland Chicago
White Sox prepared the limit for him.
eonyer
JOHNSON be in ~rc. Hc Ros himself
lots Of ub in taking the Sapposc
Tn bnud
deserted their Jcc0uc IL
slice then 10
Sho0h be
Il instead condemned
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01
Indiana Coach Resiqns

BlOom'nEton. Ind, Aug. Diana NJ
Evans. basketball and track coach at In
diana University since 1917. has resigned 10
accent position as head Of the depH rtm"nt
Of physical education at Northwestern Uni
vcTsity. Evanston, I'll.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01
Ledoux Stops Tommy Noble

Paris. Aug. 1.-Charles Ledoux, OF
France, hahtamwcight cha mpion of Europe,
tho tenth round of their bout here last
night.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01
Rumson PoIolsts Defeated

Rumscn. y. j.. Aug. l.-Playins for
consola ton cups presented by w. Strother
Jones In the Rumson Country Club polo
tournament. the Whippany River polo team
defeated the kumson Robins by the score
OF l0k to 6h goals.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01
Treat EN- Rough Signs Tesreau

New York, Au". 1.-Jeff Tssrcou. one.
time pitcher for the Giants. yesterday was
EiEncd by Guy Empey 10 pitch for the Treat
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01

bP-
% R"ns oS IS after jonnn% T%nGFiGa Eioane sh%!
pane once fought IA great twenty-round bout
Steve Lptso gets another smash at Ted
Pvt the former, welt.r to sleep for keeps in
.G". latso VIII make another attempt in
the, same ring on Monday night to hit Lewis
50 hard that he will stay down.
hoI Promoter Phi PHI Glassman also has another
Eddie Mny should furnish a few thriiis
AIoE has mad" good against Patsy Cline and
3th"r lightweight who can punch as wen az
Al Thompson, the brilliant marine bavoppt
instructor, viii ATTEMPT to give Joe BENJAMIN
a rra taste Of how eastern fighters fight
nrst bout a. the show being conducted hv
Johnny Mcay Ind Eddie Morgan an HHEGsS HFe on he I
same program.
Arthur Heebs stenton field. The ycPss &ss IL
Frank, who Is the. presidcnt-oIect Of the Pine
pitch foT the scTbrs asa1s af thr hm"@9nsfSa 9iaSfSa
team next sunday. In addition he viii act
ccR R'Iq from mSKSd SndsT gb n the fS Thasc Pax
days for P9th. Jack Hagen is his trainer
Mike O'Dowd and Harry Greb will clash
/ IN twelyc-round championship bout in To
iedo on Labor pay. This will br the first
big mlddiewelght battle of the season
Pete Herman. the bantam king is starting
work early; Following his VACATION on a
| Louisiana farm. he Is making ready on
Susust 10 he meets Jack shqrkey,. Of New
| Then on Labor Day he takes on Joe Tvnch
| In ten-round fray in Bridgeport Conn. Joe
promoter,
Jack Britton is another rubber man. The
wclterwCigh champion Is willing 10 make / AZ
pounds for Lew Tendler. He viii engage the
ready TO face Mike O'Dowd The match for
the title is said to have been elinched Tor
Newark for August 22. Danny Morga n
BTitton,s manager. insists that O'Dowd SCALE
James j.. Corbett. the former heavyweight
| champion. is 70 come forth as a movie sta r
| soon. He Will be signed By the Uniyersai
to appear In serial. The Midnight Man, u
J
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01
Real Boost for Catcher Perkins

Jupe Swthin whoever is our As swpcd the
series Cleveland unusual
of the
q big surprise to the from Cleveland
Yesterday runlr Nc Cc
Thomas of the and boosted
couple of working
Joe Dugan looks like real be the star
Of the league another He is gaining work
throwing grrnd and no cb
N when 1t to batting Just bo me-
Yes player said one Of the
other players THAT Perkins in league
Y He throws WELL fairly the class Of the
Il with exceptions of Ncll aud
why Thomas crkins has it all ovor
Ray.
oNciI II think he is a b,tr
catcher than t.
pRATSE athlete certainly nahcs Perkins look
Leonard Kneto Babe Ruths Ueakness
Asst Sunday when Detroit and Cleveland old
~ pal Dutch Leonard together
Of the Red about
Babe Ruth these days said Thomas soaking the
old apple and winning lots of gaines He is
time
Why the even get
know his weakness All and on the
inside high and the outside The big boy kind
pitching
last Tuesday Detroit pitched and Ruth
eneed with doubles and home When
took his pen in hand and wrote the following
NnEAR vou pitch them high aud on the outside or
~ o1 and the inside Ruth last Tuesday!
Nontarable Football This Fall
ooTB fans witness battles the srdon fall without
into their jeans for the usual 10 The Treasury
Merk win BE- exempted from the tax from now on ~ " U"
rh ruling to high and prep schools
b of there
aa i eose oS b mus i part Of the & phys" @ % education the ~
They receive for their work and the profits used
The track. baseball basketball and other teams
1HEsss good pepuls,
- e's'
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01
THE CURTAIN LIFTS
ONNORMANBROOKES,
WONDER OF TENNIS
after Five Years ElapseBetoeen First and Second Acts
' VILLAINS, Johnston Mclaughlin, Murray and Others
Viii Compete Again-WiIding Among Missing

IN THE SPORTLIGHT-BY GRANTLAND RICE
copyrlght. 1919 All rIshts reserved.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01

GAMBIA OPEN-AIR ARENA burns q
feeney. Mgrs. Frankford Ave. 4 Cambria st.
YOUNG MERiSo vs.. JohhNSY' 7 MaIoNEy
-Four Other Star Bouts
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01

nth ST. .ARENA--NATiONAL a. A.
v,Inhy iith 4 rvtN'HH SatsnIi9s ST.; ,phlIa;
JOE ALLISON MIKE KOSACK
i--OTHER GOOD BOUTsI 's
Prices s5c, SOC, 500
Come and Get Your Moneys Worth,/
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01
Shibe Park Today, $3.50 p. M.
Athletics VS.. St. Louis
HEAVYWEICHT MATCH

Sec Mack's improved team. now On win
in advnnce. Glmhels' and spaIdInEs'. -,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01

steve LntsO gets another smash at Ted
lhidl Lewis. The Hazeton fighter almost
nut The former, wrltcr to sleep for keeps in
thht hrst round at Shibe Park a few weeks
1.G" l.atso will make another attempt in
th" same ring on Monday night to hit Lewis
SO hard that he will stay down -
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01

m0tin; end Of the outdoor game again be-
Tnre The season closes. ii Is reported thn [
Promoter Ra ms Is after : Johnny KiIba ne
Johnny Dundee match. Dundee and Xii
phht once Fought a great twenty-round bout
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01

Johnny Dundee will make his third ap-
neapance OF the season at an outdoor show
in this city when h. faces Joe Weliins at the
phlIlies Park on the evening Of August | l.
dundee already hls battIed Kenny Leonard
and Joe TipIitz His next foe Is Joe yelling
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01

James J. Corbett. the former heavyweight
champion, is TO come forth as a movie sta
soon. He will be signed By the Uniyersai
to appear in serial. The Midnight Man"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01

Promoter Phil Glassman also has another
rddIG Mny should furnish a few thrills
NOV mas mad" good against Patsy Cline and
Harry Pierce: In yelling he will meet A n
33th"r lightweight who can punch as wel as
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-01

Special ring RttractIons have been
ranged h" the management OF the NRtlO
A. A. and ths Cambria ODen-alr clubs
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1919-05-09
TOWN HAS HISTORIC PAST
llfracombe, Popular English Summer
Resort, Has Been Well Known
Through Many Centuries.

Ilfracombe is rapidly becoming popu-
lar as summer resort-or, as the Eng
fish call 1t, watering place. 1t Is set
on steep hillside, surrounded by "the
seven hills" on the beautiful Devon
shire coast. From the near town of
HillsbOrough Ilfracombe shows n mass
of white cottages, cllnglng desperately
to the hillside to keep from tumbling
into the Atlantic ocean.
Many people think that Ilfracombe
is a modern town, In spite of Its quaint
ness, because 1t has such an up-to-date
air. But Ilfracombe Is n skillfully cam
ouflaged antique, having been harbor
of some note way back In the twelfth
century. This attractive townlet has
jaw-breaking names during the CEN
turtles Of Its existence. It's names
range all the way from Aelfringcombe
and Ilfordscombe to Alfredscombe,
and, at last, Ilfracombe. But the good
folk round about nfracombe just call
it 'Combe.
In 1874 Ilfracombe was one of the
As English ports that sent representa-
tives to the council Of shipping, and In
1916 1t was captured by Fairfax. They
say there were some hot sklrmlshes at
that time In what is now known as
'Bl0ody Meadow" Some cannon balls
of that period found here corroborate
this tale.
In these olden days wrecks near Il
fracombe were frequent, and pearls
and other valuable treasures Of the In
dies were often sold to advantage by
the fisher folk to merchants in neigh
boring towns.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1919-05-09
ALIBE PROVED FOR PRETzEL
Going Far Back Into Ancient History,
II Can Be Proved That II Was
Not Of German Origin.

Now comes the lowly pretzel before
the bar of public opinion In valorous
attempt to remove the stigma of Ger
man origin. 1t has delved deep into
ancient history to prove Its allbl and
upon the face of the evidence pre-
sented 1t has made out reasonable
case for itself. Indignantly does the
pretzel deny that It sprang from UNI
hallowed association with German
beer; that use 1t declares is desc
Grafton Of its originally high birth,
degradation enthusiastically Teu-
tonic. The pretzel insists that 1t Is
inherently baked prayer, for in the
early day Of the Christian church the
pretzel was used almost exclusively
as reward OF merit given by priest
to children for learning their prayers.
In the monasteries Of the middle ages
the pretzel was considered rare del
icacy, and during lent It was the usual
aims offering. Furthermore the very
crookedness of the pretzel IL n crush
Ing argument against Its calumnlators,
for It represents the arms folded in
prayer. Thus stands the case for the
sanctity OF the humble pretzel.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1919-05-09
House Oldest In America.

Tradition, Endorsed by the press
and the testimony Of the oldest In
habltnnts, gives authority to the state
ment that the oldest house, No. "a
North st. George street, st. Augustine,
Fla, Is really the Oldest house In
America. Built by the Dons in medic
val times Q5S9) on the oldest street
Of what was the site Of the Indian vii
lage of SelOe, whose chief was Folio
mato this ancient house has never
been remodeled or modernized.
The architecture is Of Moorish de-
sign, antedntlng the Spanish. With its
coqulna-terrace floors, round carved
pillars In the patio, mahogany stair
way, hewn red cedar timbers, all
pegged together, secret closets and
other substantlatlng hallmarks, It Is
unlike any other house In st. Angus
tine, and Is truly one Of the sights OF
the ancient city.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1919-05-09
SEA BUFFALO GOOD EATING"
Other Things Beside the Beefsteak,
to Which the Nation lie Attached,
May Be Made Of Use.

Sirloin Of sea buffalo is much es-
teemed In San Francisco and other
Pacific coast cities, where meat Of this
highly valued animal is coming to mar
ket in such quantities as to lower the
cost Of living by keeping down the
price Of beef and mutton.
Sea cows and sea horses have long
been Familiarity known, but most folks
would confess themselves unacqunlnt-
ed with the sea buffalo. If they saw
one, they would call 1t a whale; and
no wonder, for that Is the sea buff
falO's other name.
Some people might be prejudlced
against eating whale meat, but sea
buffalo steak sounds good. It Is good
quite equal, in fact, to the best beef.
steak, and hardly dlstlngulshabIe from
the latter. In the market, sea buffalo
tenderloln (boneless "filet'D costs only
10 cents pound; other cuts are
cheaper.
The gray whale Common in Pacific
waters) furnishes most of the meat.
A 60-foot specimen will yield as much
butchers material as 20 head Of cattle.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1919-05-09
NO LOBSTER AT THAT MEAL
Good and Distinct Reason Why Man
Took His Dinner From the Hum
BILE Sardine Tin.

A friend Of mine is very fond of lob
ster, but, like many men, has no idea
how such food Is prepared. His wife
had occasion to be absent from home
one day last week, and she told the
servant girl to broll lobster for my
friends dinner. She left note, telling
her husband of the treat she had pro-
vided for him, and requesting him not
to wait dinner for her. He was quite
hungry when he reached home and, af-
ter regarding the note, said to the SER
want:
as that lobster ready?"
mo, sir, 1t isn't" said the girl.
swell, hurry up with 1t. I'm as hum
CRY as bear" said he.
II can't, sir" said the girl. 1.-THE
mistress said to broll the lobster, and
l got him on the grldiron after dale
of fuss. The more poked the fire the
more he walked off, and thought tho
haste was haunted and no good would
come from cooking straddle bug like
that"
"What did you do with it2" said my
friend, getting mad.
"Faith, the last I saw of him he was
going out the back door with his tail
up, like the maniac he was"
He had sardines for dlnner.-London
Mail.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1919-05-09
First Quakers.

The first Quakers to land on Amerl-
can soil were Mary Fisher and Ann
Austin, who reached Boston In 1856
after long voyage from England by
way of the West Indian island of Bar
bados. The two women caused great
CONSERVATION to the Puritans, and
George Bishop, in an address to the
magistrates, said:
1.-TWO women arriving In your har-
Dor so shock ye, TO the everlasting
shame Of you and of your established
order, as II formidable army had In
vaded your borders"
The Quaker sect, or Society of
Friends, was founded by Fox In 1913,
about eight years before the first MEM
bers reached America on July II, 1856.
Later George Fox visited America.
The part played by William Penn and
other Quakers In the early history of
Pennsylvania and New Jersey Is IA
miliar to all students of history.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1919-05-09
Pitt a SpendthrIft.

The complaint that many of our
statesmen will not themselves set the
fashion In economical living In war
time Is not n new one. Pitt, who
preached economy and forced Il on the
people, was himself notorious spend
thrift.
For long time (whlle warden Of
the Cirque ports) his income was f10,-
600 a year, and 1t never fell below Co.
900. Yet he was always hard up, and
when he died the nation, In the throes
Of great war, had to find some f40,-
900 to satisfy his creditors.
Examinations OF Pitts household
budgets-made from time to time at
his own request-showed such items
MS hundredwelght Of butchers meat
consumed I'm single week--or, more
accurately, charged to Pitts account.
London Chronicle.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1919-05-09
Can Shyness Be cured7

What Is the remedy for shyness2
What Is the shy man to do in order
that he may be shy no longer2
The remedy is simple, and Is to be
found by consideration Of the cause.
The shy person is shy In the presence
Of strangers only. Let him have no
opportunity Of meeting strangers, and
let the opportunity be abolished not
by abolition Of the meetings, but by
abolition Of the strangeness. In other
words, shy persons are those who I'm
early life had not practice and no ex-
perience in meeting strangers, and so
having the attention OF strangers d.
rected to them and attracted to them.
II the meeting with strangers becomes
customary 1t loses It's strangeness.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1919-05-09
FARM WANTED

Large farm on which man could make
living. Send full description including
size, quality of soil, number of acres in
cultivation, number of acres of pasture or
meadow. fencing, roads. exact location.
Party wants to rent with privilege of buy
ing on terms.
have a number of houses in Wash
ington and Takoma Park that could be
exchanged for small farms. Send me
descriptions of your farms if for exchange.
One party has half-acre lot in the town
Of Takoma Park, Md, unmortgaeed. price
$500, will give as part payment on a small
farm.
would be glad to send you my complete
list of properties for sale or exchange
j. S. FRASER,
Takoma Park, Md.
Phone-Col. 4368w
sep 8-3m
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1919-05-09
WouIdn,t Mix In That.

"IIOwdy, squirrel snluted n young
err nelghbOr. "Me and wife have got
into sort Of Jangle over naming
our baby. It's our first, and l s'pose
were more particular about It than
folks who have bunch Of 'em. Wife,
she IL set and determined to name him
after her side Of the house, and I'm
sticking and hanging for him to bo
named after one Of my kin. Now, II
you'll come over and settle It for us
we'll"
"Now, IOoky here, LucasW inter
rupted old man Backlednffer. "Whle
! hate peace as much as anybody, and
more than n good many, hnIn't so
absolutely senseless and foolhardy as
all that v'-Kansas City Sun.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1919-05-09
Az a Gentleman

Little brother accompanied his
mamma on visit to some friends I'm
Chicago, and included In the entertain
ment Of the visitor was n luncheon at
one OF the fashionable cafes. Little
brother was taken along because there
was no place to "check" him.
snow, brother" said mamma, "you
see this beautiful place and all these
lovely ladles-you are the only man
present, and / want you to be very
polite and act just like your father
would II he was here"
SWELL" said brother, II guess I'll
take q cigarette"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1919-05-09
knowledge Gained by Experience

A young ensign, acting as school
teacher on the battleship Texas. says
Philadelphia Public Ledger, asked
the question: "What are the two prin-
cipal parts Of sentenceT He ex-
pected, Of course. to get the answer,
"SubJect and predicate"
The old salt" who was called on
scratched his bend In perplexlty and
at last replied: SOLITARY confinement
and bread and water"