The Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 191?-19??, 1919-08-13
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Fifty New York policemen owl
motor cars.
Since Nov. II, 8.1e5,64s soldiers
have been discharged and 96,l26 en-
listed.
Dunk Bolts, of the Hogwallow
Kbentuckian, has made good to the
Extent that imitators of his style OF
humor are in the field.
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The Prince of Wales is headed this
way with a cruiser going ahead Of
his ship, to lookout for icebergs. He
viii land at St. Johns.
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Evansville has municipal swim
ming holes" for both boys and girls,
with instructors paid to teach them
to swim.
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All Toxic papers have suspended
on account of strike. Japan is in
deed becoming more and more like
America.
Ten New York theatres were dark
Saturday night on account of an ac-
tors strike. But people can do with
out theatres.
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A Frenchman has made new al
titude record of nearly " miles. If
the aviators keep on making new rec
ords, they will soon get as high as
breakfast bacon.
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Col. Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., is
running for the legislature in New
York. He started his speech-making
by abusing Democrats and "Grows
more like his dad every day."
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: English papers are asking that the
terms Hun and Boche, applied during
the war, are regarded as epithets
and should not be used in time Of
peace. All the same, they are liable
to stick for few generations.
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A Greek at Fort Wayne, Ind, an
swers to the name of Polybius
Pappathodoroumountorgotopolous II
is the longest name in any directory
in the United States. He has cut it
down to Anaspos but they call him
PSip Pap for short.
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The Bolshevih are said to be ruil-
ming out of ammunition and will soon
be easy marks for the all-Russian
government forces. In all proba-
bility after running out of ammuni-
ton they will run out of their uni
forms.
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Since mail service has been resum-
ed with Germany mail five years old
is being forwarded and the mails are
being burdened with parcel post pack
ages containing all sorts of meats,
lard, butter and fats, sent by Teu-
tons in this country to relatives in
Germany.
Holland is preparing to deport u
600 deserters and military refugees
who escaped from Germany during
the war, but nothing is said about
sending the Hohenzollerns home CT
to the location selected for them by
Marse Henri ,Watterson.
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Andrew Carnegie was one rich
man who used his wealth to make the
world happier and better. From SO
to 83, his entire life was devoted to
benevolence and the longer the Lord
let him live the more his benefactions
increased.
Seven members of the Ohio Far
mers' Cooperative Milk Company
were released on $4,000 bond each !
in Common Pleas Court at Cleveland,
following their arrest and detention
in the county pail on indictments re-
turned by special grand jury charg-
ing violation of the Valentine anti
trust law Trial was set for Sept. 8
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N9Sixty to eighty soldiers were killed
and 200 wounded in the fighting dur
ing food. riots Friday, according to
private estimates at Chemnitz. Ten
civilians were killed and fifty wound
ed. The city is now quiet and trains
are running. Chemnitz is the town
where Lieut.. Long, of the Kentuck-
ian, was stationed until he started l
home August 1st. f;
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