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The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
Port Cotton

 New Orleans: Middling. 8.75c; receipts, 5973; sales, 206o; stock, 465 ,03S. Galveston: Middling, 29c; receipts, SS9; exports, 10,5S7; sales. 800; stock. 310S6. Mobile: Middlinf 2650c; receipts, 101S; exports, 9536; sales, 25; stock, 22.207. Savannah: Middling, 31c; receipts. 4555; stock, 2S9, 7o5.
 Charleston: Middling, soc; receipts, 1o4l stock. 56,7oS.
 Wilmington Middling, 2sc; receipts, 655; stock. 5l,964.
 Texas City: Stock. 656o. Norfolk: Middling, 26c; receipts, SS4; sales, 1S0; stock, 110100. Baltimore: Receipts, AS; stock. 1o,355 Boston, Middlng, %. S5c receipts. 112; stock, 14,4s2.
 Philadelphia: Mddling. 2s.s5c; stock, 6117
 New York: Middling, 2s.1Oc; receipts, 349; stock, 92,16S.
 Minor ports Receipts, s527: exports, 143OS stock, 10,702.
 Total today: Receipts. S,40l; exports 34 431 stock. LAS. .4S2. Total for week: Receipts. 1S2.21o; ex- ports, Ss.404. Total for season: Receipts, BPS, ,53S; ex- ports, 2,24s, ,595
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
Karl Suffers Relapse

London, January 17.-Former Elm
 peror Charles of Austria has been i'll for the past fortnight, having suffered g. relapse after partially recovering
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
New Orleans Futures
Spot Cotton

New Orleans. January 17.--Spot cotton quiet, 9 points off. Sales on the spot, 8 960; to arrive, $11. Low middfing, 25c; middling. 2S.75c; good middling, 2975c. Receipts. 5973; stock, 465,03S.
 New York, January 17.--Spot cotton
 quiet; middling, 29.20c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
Cotton Seed Oil

New York, January 17.-Cotton seed oil was dull and unchanged. Prime crude,
 $17.50; prime summer yellow spot, 21c
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Corrected Dec~mber s.

Corrected December $. 1918 Arrival and departure of passenrep trains Birmingham: The foIlowin~ schedule figures published as informa. tion, are not guaranteed
 BIRMINGHAM TERMINAL STATION
 Southern Railway system (SouthesYl Railway Col
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
$500 Down Secures Florida Fruit Farm

Wire fenced grove, 1S6 orange, grapefruit, persimmon, lemon. guava. banana, peach and cherry trees; grapes; acres; incubator, chicken house and COW shed; to settle now, low price $1200. with $500 down; if taken soon owner includes farm and garden tools, stove, tables. chairs, engine, etc, etc.; see picture neat cottage with broad porch page 6s Stroutss catalog, equipped farms, 17 states; copy mailed free. Dept. 7S5, E. A. strout Farm Agency, Heard bldg, Iso Q
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
Sugar Market

New York, January 1.-The local market for raw sugar was steady and unchanged at 7.2Sc for centrifugal tc the refiner. The board reported pur- chases of 46,00O bags of Cubas for Jan uary shipment
 In refined the demand is only of mod crate proportion but with the removal of the zoning system on Monday busi- ness is expected to increase materially, Arrivals of late have been more liberal and practically all refiners are able D take orders and make fairly prompt shipment. Prices were unchanged al Sc for fine granulated.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18

beginning of the week. Blankets were ordred frely. Drs goods and mems wear were unsettled and quit with burlaps easy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
McREYNOLDS & JULIAN
 BROKERS

Members N. Q. Cotton Exchange
 Chicago Board of Trade H. X B. Beer. New Or- leans, La, Clement Curtis & Co.,, Chi- cago, J. s. Bache & Co.,. New York.
 l.. ID. Phone SSO
 3O3-4-5-6 Empire Bldg.
 Dirmtngh ham. Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
Liyerpool Cotton

Liverpool, January 17.-Cotton. spot steady; prices higher; good middling, 1s. 7sd; middling. 1s13d; low middling. IS. .osd; good ordinary. 16.56d; ordinary. 16.03d. Sales, 2000 bales. including l200 American; receipts, 5000 bales, all Ameri- can. Futures closed barely steady. Jan uary, IS. 19d; February. 1703d; March, 15 S5d. April, 14.72d.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
Interior Movement

Houston: Middhng, 2s.Soc; rceipts, 34os: shipments, 373s; sales. 1910; stock, SOS,2l4-
 Memphis: Middling, 29.75c; receipts, y36O. shipments, 246S; sales, 100: stock. 344 ,432.
 Augusta: Middling. 27.25c; receipts, oS0 : shirments. 1o33; sales, 400; stock. 175,25S
 St. Louis Middling, 2950c; receipts, 1796: shipments 1796; stock. 23s77. Little Rock: Middling, 275c; receipts, 7I6 shipments. 157; sales. 157: stock, A,543 Total today: Receipts, Sso5; shipments, 9l92; stock, S91 1924.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
Weekly Liverpool

Liverpool, January 7.-Weekly cotton statistics: Total forwarded to mills 75.0oo bales. American, 59,oG: stock. H7000 American. 2sI 600; imports. 75.oo0; Ameri- can. 56.000; exports none
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
Hubbard Bros. & Co.

Cotton Merchants, Hanover Square,, N.
 V, Members New York Cotton Ex- change, New Orleans Cotton Exchange, e., l&w York Produce Exchange. Associat- ed Members Liysrpool Cotton Associa- ton Orders solicited for the purchas ss and sale of Cotton and Cotton Seed Oil for future delivery. Special attention and liberal terms given for consign- ment,- of spot cotton for delivery. Cor invited.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
Bonds

Central of Georgia con. 5s ...... s21s Illinois Central ref. As S2
 Louisville & Nashville un. As .... S57s St. Louis & San Fran. adj. 6s 66 'Seaboard Air Line adj. 5s ..... 51A Southern Bell Telephone 5s ..... 92
 Southern Railway 5s ....... 95h Southern Railway gen. As ...... 67ss U. S. Steel 5s .......... 100h
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
Dry Goods

New York, January 17.-Cotton goods today were steadier. Fruit of the loom oottons were withdrawn, no more being
 offered at zc. the low price named at the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
Naval Stores

Savannah. January 17.-Turpentine firm, 7pc: sales, $40: receipts, 32; shipments, IS; stock, 474. Resin firm; sales. 474: re- ceipts. 16s: shipments. 5: stock. s1.S5c. Quote: B, D. $13.05: g, S1a1o; F, $13.15; lG, $13.20; H. $13S; I, $13.60; K. $15.75; M,
 $16 5; N, $1s.3o; we, $ls.45; wv, NSN
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
HOG AND STOCK RANCH

Best stock ranch location on the Tom- bigbee; 1900 acres; 300 acres in Bermuda and clover pasture; 300 in cultivation; worlds of switch cane feeds cattle all winter: beech, hickory nuts and haws furnish fine hog feed for hogs; worth $30 per acre; yours for $12.5O acre; terms Address F-73, care Age-Hera1d. WILL pay $1.25 an acre for any Alabama land V-54, care Age-Herald.
 IF you want to buy or sell farm land, write Ingram Land Co.,. Birmingham. SEEDS, BULBS AND PLANTS 35 @~%O~~~~~~~~ CABBAGE PLANTS-Frost proof; very fine and stocky; Early Jersey and Charleston Wakefields, Succession. Early Drumheads. Flat Dutch; by express, 1000. $2.oo; 5000, $1.75; 10000 and up. $50 per thousand; prepaid parcel post; 300, s1; 500. $1.5o; 1000, $2.50: we can ship million plants weekly. E. D. Parker Plant Co.. Triton. Ga.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-18
RAILROAD SCHEDULES
By BRIGGS.

to German wireless message received here.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27

through the years its high post today
was there ever such continuous
record Of luck, of the granting of great
men, of the uprising OF fine emotions,
of the wisdom Of great minds to con.
struct and the strength of great hearts
to uphold A thousand chances might
have destroyed. The least delay here,
the smallest blunder there, would have
subtracted America from the world
or, brought us to the year 1919 riven
or disgraced.
AS it is, we know and see that we
have been blessed beyond all hope and
belief. For moment we may be
tempted 10 be oyerproud and confident.
But not for long. We cannot but bow
our heads and be very thankful and, If
we are wise Of head and sound Of
heart, dedicate ourselves with a new
resolve to the mighty tasks which so
much good fortune lays upon US
Brooklyn Daily Eagle.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Large Percentage OF the
Worlds Birds of Paradise
Shipped From New Guinea

New Guinea is the home Of q large
percentage of the worlds birds Of
waradise, writes Niksah. The supply
@f these beautiful birds In fast fall
Shg. Not only do the women of Eu-
cope and America demand feathers
for their bonnets, but the natives of
New Guinea and surrounding islands
make lavish use Of the plumage as
bead dresses.
Some precautions are now taken to
prevent visitors to New Guinea from
killing the most beautiful birds In
the world" but the natives are left
alone. and they continue to deck
themselves out in capes and head
pieces more gorgeous than any seen
on our stage beauties or the wives
Of our mlllionalres.
In New Guinea It is the man who
affects birds Of paradise decorations.
The women, like the female bird of
paradise, are inconspicuous in dun
coiors.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Turks Use Foreigners
and Observe Eyes Of Cat
to Tell the Time Of Day

In various parts Of Turkey the
watch and the clock are extremely
rare, but the natives have an exceed
lngly Ingenious way Of approximate
ing the time and some OF them hit II
with considerable accuracy. They
locate two cardinal points Of the com
pass and then folding their hands to-
sether In such q manner that the
forenngers point upward and In Op-
pes.'a directions. they observe the
shadow east. In ne nsrnins % the
svsninH 81 eertsaa kzswA Assrs enc
anssr sr the stker win pstnt Directly
~ TIE sua. A ssvspsTisea # ne i've
shassvv win sstevnins Ne hours b.
twssa.
AnstAsr ssstssa followed b Fxrkw
sad souae sther eewstrtes Of tse
Orient ID 10 observe ne eyes Of a
eat. Early in shs msrping and eve
ming the pupils are rsunA- At nine
and three o'clock they are evnl and
at noon they consist Of q narrow SIT.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27

est nation on the face of the earth.
The record is long one. Let us, on
this day of all Thanksgiving days, for
get nothing. Let us, In mood Of
gratitude and humbleness. recount our
blessings and try to realize just how
lavish has been our good fortune and
just how deep is our obligation to re-
pay.
II was in time Of starvation hap
PLY ended that the first Thanksgiving
was celebrated in Massachusetts, bay.
All those earliest sentiments of graft
tude for plenty we can feel anew to-
day as we have vaguely felt them for
the past many years. We have land
that Is rich beyond all the dreams Of
those discoveries who sought the
riches of the East. Such Is America,
ours for the taking.
But Il is not upon these blessings
that we dwell today. In fact, 1t was
precisely these material good things of
which we had become surfeited and
which we took too easily for granted
In the days before the war. Theirs Is
never the power to hold nation fifty
humble or keen for the labor OF living.
1t is rather to the Thanksgiving days
Of the Revolutionary war. of the Civil
war, that we turn with understanding
now. The Continental congress or
dained a number. So did Gen. George
Washington. So did President Lincoln,
in 1864. Here, In these events that
made our nation and saved 1t, stands
the substance of old gratitudes with
which our hearts OF today can feel
akin. For Washington himself. for all
the great hearts ard minds that fought
the war OF the Revolution. and having
fought It transformed it's inchoate
ideals into document and a. union
OF SURPRISING life and vigor. we car
give thanks. For Lincoln and all the
galIantry OF arms that preserved Amer
lea we can give thanks For ouI
share In the great war and for the
deeds OF our allies we can give thanks
1t is ali one record Of bounty. 81
comparison, our material harvests seen
small indeed The founding Of America
tho building Of America, its salvation
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
How Reptiles, Wild Beasts,
Game Birds and Our Home
Animals Prefer the Bath

Reptiles do not wash at an, but
merely soak. and, In the case Of
beasts. deliberate washing with wa
ter seems to occur only with ele-
plants. Females Of the African ele-
plant have been seen to daub their
calves with mud and then wash Il or
--soaping and slulclng them, In fact.
Most naked skinned animals like to
'wallow, at any rate In hot weather,
and so do many which are well
furred; such bathing Is enjoyed not
only by rhinoceroses and buffnloes,
but. as every one knows, by dogs,
and even by bears and by tigers.
But the wallowing Is not washing,
and when performed In mud leaves
the wallowcr dirtler than before, I'M
I'll the deposit has caked off. The
equine tribe, like the game birds,
favor a roll in sand. but most of the
hoofed animals contrlve TO keep their
coats In order without either dry or
wet cleaning.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Coffee Cake.

Cream one-half cupful Of butter,
add two cupfuls of powdered sugar
and the yolks of four eggs. Beat well,
add one cupful of grated chocolate,
one-half cupful of chopped almonds
and two cupfuIs of -four slfted with
two teaspoonfuls OF baking powder,
and one cupful Of strong, cold coffee.
Alternate the coffee with the -four a
little at time. Cut and fold in the
beaten whites Of four eggs. Bake in
a moderate oven.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
BLESSED WITH
GOOD FORTUNE
For That, Among the Numbers
of Other Meroies, the Ma
ton Should Be HumbIy
Grateful.

It was with lrrGc, round pumpkins
and bursting corncrlbs and heaped hay
mows that Thanksgiving day came to
be associated by most Of those now
living. Or. reduced to even lower lin
Its. turkey and cranberry sauce and
mince pie. We thanked little and
ate much.
But there have been other kinds Of
Thanksgiving in America. And there
Is another kind today. We meet to
celebrate the gifts Of God to the lucki-
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
PROGRAM AT HYDE PARK
Continued from Pag. One,

more of the spoken drama.
Mickey" the screen production,
will be presented to Hyde Park citi-
zens on next Friday evening.
Fella, the fourteen year old daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. Alma Saunders.
is home from the Utah Idaho hospi-
tai were she has been receiving med
ical attention for several weeks.
The sixth and sventh grade girls,
under the leadership of Miss Lenore
Poulter, their teacher. 70 ad par
ty which took swim III the A. c..
pool on Monday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilbur Hancey are
rejoicing over the safe arrival of
fine baby girl, which arrived on Sat
urday tob less their home
Mr.. Fred 7. BALKAN met with a
painful accident on Saturday when
he twisted his leg badly lille climbing
from beet rack. He has been con-
fined in the house since the accident
occurred.
Mr.. Hyrum Peterson of Parry
spent the week in Hyde Park visiting
his parents Mr.. and Mrs. Lars c. Pet
erson.
Mr.. Moses Jensen is now COM
fortably located in his beautiful new
home. Congratulations to Mr.. and
Mrs. Jensen for adding such a fine
structure to Hyde Parks list of beau
tiful homes.
The beets arc now all topped and
placed in piles in the fields. The
roads are improving so the hauling
problem is mole satisfactory. eGt'
ting rid of the beets at the receiving
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Two Big Oaks Reach the
Age of One thousand Years

There are two oaks ON the State
road in Sudbury. Mass. that saw
George Washington pass to take com
mand Of the Continental army at Cam
hridge. These oaks were made ia
nous by Longfellow ia his "rales OF a
Wayslde Inn" says the American For
estry Magasine. One oak is IS feet,
25k inches In circumference and the
other Is II feet 7 inches in circumfer-
ence. The oaks have now reached
xcross the road 70 meet each other.
forming an arch over the road. An
ags az thousand years Is claimed FOR
3hcm.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Nl... 7n~4~le.
mexicans Excel in Music
Over the Latin-Amerlcans

There Is little doubt, says a writer
that the Mexlcans excel in music over
all OF their Latin-American cousins,
Mexico is a land OF social unrest,
atrocity, aud In government and in
lustry the height OF ineihcleney. But
Mexic;ms seemingly always have ex-
celled IN music. Even She progressive
nations OF the temperate zone of South
America, With Ill their interest in
opera ana slig In musical compost
lion, canuot equal the record Of the
Mexican
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Sour Cream Splice Cake.

Beat enc egg and ;hc yolks of two.
add threo-fourths OF cupful of
sugar, threefourths of cupful Of sour
cream in which half teaspoonful of
soda has been dissolved. stir into the
above mixture two cupfuls of sifted
-four, which has been well mixed with
one teaspoonful each of baking pow
der. Glove, cinnamon and mace. Bake
in layers, put together with boiled
frostlng 70 which has been added q
half cupful of chopped raisins.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
A womAM's WAY.

Yesterday afternoon at 4:20
O'clock" said old FeStus Peter. my
favOrite niece killed her husband"
"What?" cried the listener. Surely.
you DO not mean"
"she killed him seven times and In
as many diffeFeat ways before she
opened the telegram at 4:2o ana
learned to her relief that he had con-
eludsd his business with unexpected
ease asa would arrive home on the
nidsisht tsaiu last night instead Of
some skns today"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Quick Cake.

Put two-thlrds OF cupful of soft
butter into bowl. add. one and one
third cupfuls of brown sugar, two eggs,
one-half cupful of milk, a half pound
OF chopped dates; mix and beat well
together for four minutes. Add one
and three-fourths cupfuls Of -four stiff
ed with three teaspoonfuls of baking
powder and one-half teaspoonful each
of cinnamon and nutmeg, All cakes
containing brown sugar or molasses
should be baked in moderate oven.
Those containing fruit should also be
baked slowly.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
oumuIntIve nlotraetlon.

He-Darling, love you to dlstrac-
ton.
she--Preclous, I'm just crazy about
you.
Their Frlends-Theyre mad to mar
ry on nothing.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Commercial Enterprise.

NliHipiilNI Il
wouldn't feed my
husband on exc
pensive steak like
that. He doesn't
deserve it; he's a
eur.
Up-to-Date
CLERK - We have
some very fine
d o & biscuits,
ma'an.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Aadn,t Noticad L.

First Gurgle-Did you notice that
good-looking fellow who sat right back
OF us at the Orpheuml
Second Gurgle-oh, the handsome
chap with the red necktie and tan
suit, who wore his hair pompadour?
No. Why2
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Al ecttIed.

"ws>a wssen get the ballet do you
s1rcsss pelitics WIN easee an increase
IN family auarre,sr'
mot at eur house." replied Mr., Jib-
way. Mrs. Jibway has been telling
mo how TO vote for twenty years, and
at my time Of life I zee no reason why
I should become stubborn and argu-
MentaflYs..
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Shoe Tongues.

Mrs. Flatbush-Do you like sandals?
Mrs. Bensonhurst-oh, yes; l love
them.
''Then you do wear them some
times?"
"Wear 'em7 Wear what?"
"Why, sandals"
"Oh, excuse me. thought you ask
ed me IL liked scandals"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27

"whst - ycs eAis& Of sheilwT'
sssEs< the stsdbssp ps~ssa.
= cant see hans" answered the
rnnag isStviausi.
ynbAl Pm Rst ts~ting ysw Wis.,
sss,' saSd Ire rsuasss pcsson, with
. tFeoN ~ hnpattsAss. y mstbe tile
usgssAs 81 thtnkhAe ye1 might know
sssaethfrg sbeut htsratywe"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
cue Cake.

Cream two tablespoonfuls of butter,
add one cupful of sugar gradually, then
one well-beaten egg. Add one-half cup
full of water, two cupfuls of sifted
flour, two teaspoonfuls of baking pow
der, little salt and the grated rind Of
half lemon. Bake in loaf or as layer
cake.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
BOLD ExperIments.

"'rhese ideas OF NINE" said the So
cialist. "all pertnin to fae uplIft,'
But" protested tie aviator. you
arc not content with uplifting. You
insist on looping the loop"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Nnt Even LIalf.WaN

Marriages are made In heaven, you
know"
MY last one wasn't, The preacher
wouldn't 20 higher than fifteen thou.
sand feet"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Free and Easy.

whats Bligglns' idea of simple
democracyf"
"lle wants everything so soclablr
that when people hold business meet.
ings they'll sing, Hail, Hail the Gangs
All Here instead OF calling the roll"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
viii Beat Satan 10 It.

Edith--Jack calls me his idol and
says shall never have to do anything
but let me worship him.
Maud-Well, after you're married
he'll lind plenty for Idol hands to do.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
OUT O. ORDER
STOMACHS
Indigestion, Acidity, Soumess
and Gases ended with
"Pspe's Diapepsin"

The moment you eat q tablet or
two of Pape's Dispepsis oil che
iumps of indigestion psin, the sour
ness. heartburn ana beiehing n
gases due " ssidits; vsnish---truly
wonderful.
Millions Of peoSls know that IL ia
needless to be bothered with indi-
ssstion. dyspepsis or q dlsordsrsa
stomach. A few tablets OF Pape's
Diapepsin neutralixes acidity snL give
relief at once-no waitins' Buy q
box OF Pape's Diapepsln nowl Don't
stay dyspepticl Try to regulate your
stomach 20 you can eat favorite
foods without causing distress The
cost is SO little. The benefits so
great. Adv
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Mothers Cook Book

Going without the good things of life Is
considered hardship. Too little thought
Is given TO the blessings. Everybody
struggles to acquire material advantages,
thinking that they spell happiness. but
happiness not infrequently lies in practice
ing the fine art OF doing without.-Ameri-
can Cookery.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Tho Poor Pianist.

'wnl you act as patroness for
my recitalf"
docs that get me in freef"
''Well. asked you to act as a
patroness In the hopes you would buy
a ticke.."
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Poor Man.

His was indeed a dismal life
And lonely at the end,
He made a lot OF money here
Rut never made "A friend.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Literally.

II wonder IL Adam ever told Eve
abe was good enough to eat"
II don't see why he didn't. She was
"A spare rib, wasn't shel"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
MATcfILEss.

His wife--ICouldn't you match
that sample Of silk / gave you?
Titus Wadde-It can't DO done
The only thing like It costs six dol
lars yard.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Some Simple Cakes.

The making of good cake requires
skill and practice. Careful measuring
is no small part OF successful cake
making.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
One Test He Missed.

Job was a patient man. know.
A fine example, but
He never In the long ago
Just m ssed a i2-inch putt.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
A FEW SMILES
outHeId Chat.

"Why don't you make hit once in
while?" kidded the actor.
Nobody writes my hits for me-"
grunted the ball player. II gotta bang
'em out for myself"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
Skeleton, All Right.

$50 you are uv-
ing with a FAM
lily in the coun-
try, now, Chloe 2"
"Yas, ma'am /;
OATS whar Is
livin'."
"And 1 sup
pose they have
a family skeleton
out there, too,
Chloe?"
"Wal, ma'am.
fha naopaot All
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27
The Usual Sequence.

''Jones is in peck of trouble. He
says his health is running down."
"What elsef'
sand his bills are running up"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-11-27

HAD GIVEN TT THOUGHT.
"SIy boy. you must never bite the
hand that feeds you"
Certainly not. uncle. II would DO
a hazardous undertaking. The hand
is almost certain to be covered with
deadly bacteria"