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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24
Your Catarrh May :.
Lead To Consumption

stopped-up passages for a while, they
soon become clogged again, and there
is no progress made toward a cure Of
the disease.
In addition to the suffering and in
convenience caused by Catarrh, there
IS always danger that the disease viii
gradually go lower into the throat and
attack tho bronchial passages, and
eventually involve the lungs. Many
q case of consumption has developed
from severe attack of Catarrh.
The most satisfactory treatment for
Catarrh is S. s. s., the unrivaled blood
purifier, which so promptly routs
and climates from the blood the
germs of Catarrh. In this way, it gets
rid of the cause of the disease by going
direct TO its source, cleansing the blood
thoroughly, and building up and re-
newing the entire system.
S. S. S. has been on the market for
more than fifty years, and has beer
thoroughly tested in thousands of
cases of Catarrh. Ii you want to be
rid of the disease, throw away your
makesbift remedies, and begin ON
5. s. S. to-day. You will be delighted
with the results, as others have been
5. s. S. is sold by drug stores every
where.
When you begin taking this remedy,
you are invited to write for free med
ical advice and instruction about your
own individual case. Address Chief
Medical Adviser, log Swift Labora-
tory, Atlanta Ga-,Ad,.,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24
WANTED---A NEW FUEL.

There must be increased production of gasoline from
available petroleum, or there must be discovered new
source of supply says Dr. Joseph Pogue of the federal
bureau of oil conservation Unless something is done to
improve the situation very soon he says motor gas may
90 to so cents gallon.
The number of gas engines is increasing rapidly.
Their uses becoming varied So far nothing in
advance of the gas engine has been thought of for drv
ing the arpanes Yet manifesy here is where the new
discovery is most needed In Kipings with the Night
MAIL" written decade ago. he takes for granted
new fuel and new gas.
Any new invention must at first make use OF the
means at hand The first automobiles seam-driven
because the uses Of steam engines understood AS
the horseess car showed signs of becoming practical
better means of driving found in the gas engine
The arplane still in infancy, makes of the gas
engine But possibly it cannot develop to mature effect
veness without fuel better suited to its needs than gaso
line
With increased production to take care of the de-
mand for automobiles and with the fuel entirely re-
moving the airpane demand for gasoline there would be
hope for BETTER swfter and comfortable ranpor-
taton.
Many minds are working on the problem of the new
fuel Who will be first to draw it from the universal
storehouse?
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24
JOURNAL WANT. ADS PAY
QUICK RELIEF /.
FROM CONSTIPATION
Get Dr.. Edwards Olive Tablets

That Is the joyful cry Of thousands
since Dr.. Edwards produced Olive Tablets,
the substitute for calonel.
DR.. Edwards, a practicing physician for
~ years and calomeTs old-time enemy,
discovered the formula for Olive Tablets
while treating patients for chronic con.
stipation and torpid iivers
DT. Edwards Olive Tablets do not
contain calomel, but q healing, soothing
vegetable laxative.
No gripping Is the s1seynoter Of these
little sugar-coated, oIive-colored tablets.
They cause the bowels and liver TO act
normally. They never torce them 60
unnatural action.
II you have dark brown mouths new
and then - q bad breath = dull. tired
feeling headache-torpid liver and
are constipated. you'll find quick, sure and
only pleasant results from one or two lit
tle Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets at bedtime.
Thousands take one or tzo every nighl
just to keep right. eTry them bloc and
&c Per box An druggists
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24
RIPPING RHYMES
BY Walt Mason
OBITUARY.

Therel be much less of weeping when Barleycorn is
sleeping out in the place of bones here be much less OF
signing of sobbng and Of crying of hopeless tears and
moans Therell be much less of trouble when shol
blow no bubble from off stein of beer the world will be
much sweeter when have John teeter out to the
boneyard drear Therell be few gents in prison when
Barleycorns got his'n, and locks the Rum Hole door;
there be less fine and trimming when booze has ceased
its brmng in coffin varnish store There be less work
for coppers there be less planting paupers in cheap and
unmarked graves; there be less stipend blowing when
booze has ceased its flowing in ripping rotgut waves
There be more pep and ardor to fill the bin and arder
and buy the children duds when father can't go shopping
where boozy boys are whoopng and blow his wage for
suds Old Bareycorn smitten his doom is sealed and
written he weeps and disappears the biggest thing re-
corded since Adam was awarded span of brnded steers
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24

pillaging was said to be going on Friday
and Saturday. Rosshaupter, one or the
six ministers shot during Fridays ses'
sion of the diet, was variously reported
to have died from his wounds and to
have been captured by the Spartacans
1t was also reported that Auer and Arco
valley had died from their wounds. The
latter, monarchist and former captain
in the Prussian guards, was wounded
by guard after he had shot Eisner
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24
RESIDE AT HUBBARD

The residence of Mrs. LAHORE, who
now resides at Turner. is to be occupied
this spring and summer by her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Blanch Coe and daughter Ag
nes. Mrs. Coe served the Government
the past year at Astoria in the capacity
Of police matron. Mr.. Coe is in the ser
vice and at present at Camp Lewis
Hubbard Enterprise.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24
CIVIL WAR
[COntinued from page Onel

olutionists in Munich who are being
strongly reinforced, according to a Ber,
lin dispatch to L Information today re-
ceived by way of Zurich.
The dispatch also said that interior
Minister Auer who was shot Friday and
Count Arco-valley, who shot Eisner, ara
still alive. =,
Previous advices reported that the
Spartacans had completely overthrow
the Bavarian government and set up
soviet republic in Munich. Rioting and
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24
For Burning Eczema

/ Greasy saives and ointments should
not be applied if good clear skin is
wanted. From any druggist for 35c, or
$l.00 for large size, get abottle of Zemo.
When applied as directed it effectively
removes eczema, quickly stops itching.
and heals skin troubles, also sores,
burns, wounds and chafng. 1t pere-
trates, cleanses and soothes. Zemo is
a clean, dependable and inexpensive.
antiseptic liquid. Try it, as we believe
nothing you have ever used is as effec-
tive and satisfying.
The E. w. Rose Co., Cleveland. o.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24
WHY COUGH AND
COUGH and COUGH?
DIR. Kings New Discovery
removes the danger of
NEGLECT

Coughing until the parched throat
grows painful should not be permitted.
II should be relieved before il gains
headway with dose Of DR.. Kings
New Discovery.
The same with cold or bronchial
attack. Millions have used this we'll
known remedy for half a century
regularly without thought of change.
Sold by druggists since 1869. An all
important adjunct to any family
medicine cabinet. 60c and $120.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24

Victor Berger, proGerman socialist sent to prison
for plotting against the government is said to have said
that he sentence proves that the United States of Amer
lea takes the place Of Russia" Since Berger and his
kind profess such love for the bolshevk this Russian
cooring ought to please him.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24

The present legislature has done tremendous lot Of
business We are Judging this by the number of clerks
and other employees the members have found necessary
to hire to handle the work of the session.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24

In Munich, it is said every unemployed man is sup
ported by the state And according to latest reports the
only state in Munich is state Of war; aoaI tst -
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24
Republic in Nuremburg

Paris, Feb. pa soviet republic
has been proclaimed in Nuremburg, the
second city of Bavaria, according to Q
dispatch received by LInformation
today. Il
In Augsburg, where Spartacan out
break occurred Friday night, mobs
were reported to have pillaged storee
and to have occupied the city hall and
newspaper offices. Twenty two persons
were killed and hundreds injured in
clashes with government cavalry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24

Quite appropriately the deported bosheviks are be-
ing shipped back to Europe in the captured German ships
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24
The Burden of Constipation

is lifted, comfortably but positively
when you treat your bowels with DR..
Kings New Life Pills. The liver gets
busy, digestion improves, the sickly,
sallow skin is freed from bile. Get a
bottle today-start the day right. 25c.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24

Nuremburg is 50 miles northwest Of
Munich. Augsburg is 60 miles south
east of Nuremburg.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-02-24

Query Can the Chinese question be handled without
tongs.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-11-13
ct. Sp6ng GpQeae.
6nrhhn'ifpr Mht 0snnI6 Nnrn11

Sobniter Mbt SS1DuD 8aran, 81.
s., bon Der Mbtei ct. Mortin,
9aceD, @afb., meilte eine @ode 51
geil1b IN Der ct. Sobannes! Mbtei.
&odn. r.. 8ebo, 8. e. s., bon
Ser Mbtei SCI. IngeI, Oregon, lang
tie a11f ieiner Seimreife nod Oregon
bier an n110 berbrodyte einige Gage III
ct. Sobns. P. 8e6a it116ierte mdb-
rer6 Ser IeBten feds Sabre am i1-
ternationalen 8enebiftiner &oneg ct.
Mnielmo gu &om utr6 nndber1 n11
5s&eoneg San Mngelico Der Dominifa-
1er 6uieIbit, unb ertparb iH ben
Doftorgra6 in Der 81. Sbeologie.
8odtp. p. 5Iorian, g, g. s., bon
Der &e6 2afe Snotanermiilion mar
iiiiber Counting @ait in Der Mbfei.
Sodtp. 8rior 9rofopil1g Nen3, q.
g. s., bon Der bobnnilden Benefit
tinerabtei ct. 8ropop gu Chicago
meIoete, baB CT 6ieier Gage nls Mit
glieb elmer mbtigen MiiIion nod Der
GibedozS reiie.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-11-13
&organge i1l
@taDtleben

- 9ie Seier oes @affenftilitanos-
tages am letten 9tenstag mar alBer-
oroentlid gut ietten Der giirger
ser Stabt, bie es auf cine beionoere
Seier sn gbren Der aus benz &riege
bein1oefebrten Solbatet1 abgeieben
battelt, geplant, bod Die &agesfeier
mar infolge ser ungiinitigen, ralben
@itterung gebemmt ,1nb 5eid)nete lib
Der Sag, ser elm b0dIt f~relt0tger bot
te lein iolen, bnr9 beion6ere H1be
aus. Sic BEL ser tedniiden &oblhn-
lie SEM Ylane gemdB masgefiibrten
Selultigungen fanoen farm Die ibnen
a%ebiibrenoe Qnerfennung, oent es
trieb Sic Seitteilnebmer aus Dem
sSreien unter Da6, uno 6ie gum Se1te
erid)ienenen Soloaten freuten ltd) Der
Gtrnbe, tpo ibnen Elm freies Seltn1abl
bereitet NOR, bas ite, BENT itiirmiiben
@etter nidt tpeiter ausgeiett, in frel1-
oielter @eiie 5t ii6 nabmen. @S folg-
te oonn Inn s l1br Die angeiagte Ha-
raoe, ser glei6faus Ste berbe Witter.
una ~binoerlid mar, un0 Die Cages
feier id)loB nit etnem Son5bergnl1-
eeu, oas in orei perfbieoenen 9ofalen
Dor iid) eing nno on oem man 1i6
sablreid beteiligte. Wit 6ieiem9al1pt-
uergniigen gelangte bie Seier DeS
@affenl tiuitonoes 5,1m Mbi6luB. SSm-
merbin par ser Sag ein 6enftpuroiger
II. miro als FOLDER auen, bie ft6 an
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-11-13
ben 5eitbergniigen beteiliaten, N GU
Ter grirnner11na bleiber.

ben 6eitbergniiget1 beteiliaten, N gli-
Ter grirnner11ng bleiben.
- @odm. Dr. SEQ Cans berebe-
Iihte Dienltagmorgert in Der aatbe-
braIe I'M 9 l1br Nalpb 2eaie, @obn
Der in 6olep nobnen0en Sar1ilie g.
.. 2eule, nnh SRI. Martba 8eihl,
Godter Ser s6rau 8efbl bon bier. SSn
Die 6em iat,gen Haare, bas nod Ell.
r1er Sod5eitsretie nod ben 8mil.
lingsitdbten fem Seim out Der 5orm
6es 8r6ntigams nabe 8ebiter IN
Minnefota madden miro, enfbotenen
tGliidpMnIden Itimmt aud Der Nor6-
1tern in aler Mnfrt6tigfett ein.
Stearns County bat Dienitag
cine tetltpeiie 3oblung bon iber $f9,-
900 bon Ser ~fo6eralen &egierung our
8eitreitung ber &ooiten oes Broieftes
IS, Das lit fir Ben 8all Der Wege bon
ct. Soiepb nod Mbo11, bon MlbanD
nod 6reeport nno pom 5alf Centre
mad 9fafis erbolten. Die @eiammt-
foIten ser D1rbflbrung oieies Bro-
ieftes tperben Itb auf etrpa 100000
belaufen, tpel6e 5umme CUR Salfte
bon Ser foberalen Negierung beitrit=
ten miro. Die Dienltag bier einge=
troffene @elbonlpeiinng tit Die erlte
Mn5nbltng.
- @Drtl, bas Elm Sabr alte Sobn=
6en ser am Mc4inlep 8lobe mob-
nenben @ittpe Sobn Moon, itorb
Counting am 2ungenfieber. Ser 8a=
ter bes &inbes Itarb lettes Sabr on
Ser Snfluen5a. Size 2eid)e puroe nod
SEEM Mnni9 gebra6t nn0 auf benz
bortigen @ottesader beigeiebt.
- 8on einem fu1t 6ret Sabre an=
6auern6en 9ei6en lit Grau Bbebe sc.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-11-13

Ganre I'M SITTER bon 63 Sabren am
5oinstagabenb onrd Sen Sob erloit
lporoen, Montagnahmittag fano Die
geeroigung bonn Era1eerbauie aus IN
@aite Barf uuf benz Nortb star
Sriebbofe itatt.
SIN Snuie ieines Neffen, oes
an IL. Mbei1ue iiibli6 tpobnenoe1
gb1arb Sc. &apmonb, lit Meontag-
morgen 1rad) mr5er 3eit Breotger
gbuaro $. MaDn1111tb an etnem 9er5-
leioen I'M Mlter bon 85 Sabren ges
itorben. Die 2ei1e nurbe nod 9oper
aebradt, no iie an Der 5eite Der benz
8eritorbenen Dor IS Sabren in Die
Gmigfeit Dorangegongenen @att1r
beerbigt muroe.
sSir bas Nooiebelt Mernorial
tpa1rben am 5amstag, Der als 5tped-
.Eag"gag beitimm mar,
in Ser @tabt ct. CLOUD $320.4A ge=
iammelt. Boriiber Geo. Magnuion CT.
ipartet 8eri6t iiber bas @eiomtergeb-
nis Ser @ampagne in Stearns Count
IL binren menigen Gagen erltatten az
fo;nnen.
49, Montngmorgen murben Die SSn-
forporationsartifel Der neu gegriin=
6eten MoDal Granite @ompa1D IN Der
l1rfunoen &egiftrationsoffice CUR Gin
trugung binterlegt. Die Snforporoto=
rem linb: Milbelm 8obmer, 9nga
un6 .Sobn 2nderneper bon
glon6 nn6 @m. @agner bon
Melrpie. Die Gir1na lit fir $4,000
inforporiert nn6 bas &apitnl lit N
500 Mnteile berteilt. Die 8eamten Der
Company linb: 8ilbelm Bugner,
Nraiioent; Wilb. 8obmer nno Sob1
2udemeDer, 8i5eprait6enten, nn6 SUI
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Sreeburg, Sefretar uno 5dabrnei-
tier; DIS @eibdftspIab lit ct. Glouo

90 Sreeburg, 5efretar uno Sdabr1ei-
tier; als 8ei6aftsplab 1T ct. CLOUD
erfore1.
@eora 3teboL Ser liebe1 Sabre
cite soDn Ger Sal11l1es Sreo 51e POI
plroe 1saMsnagaoeflo pon 'e1leM Mn-
fon1op1l nperIapferlsa ls e .an1 eIae11I
;Sape1nao ger sstaof. 5nIuDr. aas stl11e
mitroe 1ul11lm ON sfo y pertes1 nnp
1oIorr elIem Mr5te 1n oeganolung g.
' g Ven an1olenper Inn11ner1e oel
9orlaa pe11g, oenn er NV, p gl
.oem1eloen a1tW fnr o'e ger1ngl " oe :
.aO1nng 81 ld9e11en le1nes 2seges
netrer: Derar11ge gorIane TITO 9e1plb
5t peoanern, n1d1 munger u ~
ano1 91e aaIlape az peoane1H oab
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-11-13

anr3Iih Bat Die ct. SoDns abtei
III ibrer Mite cine umfangreide
2ilfSaftion fir bic N~ofIeioen0en IN
Sen enrop6iiAen 5tnaten begor1nen.
Nud Sic gemeinoe gollegebiQe miro
lire mil6en gaben fiiiir Die 4ilfsbe-
oaiirffttigen III Deutfdlnno urb Se
iterrei9.nngnrn Der 5amml1lng bin
5ufiigen. Ml0ge IN alien 8emeinoen
Ser umgegeno bag @erf Der g6dd9-
ItenIiebe gegeniiber ben bungernben
uno ~frierenoen B0Ifern moglifit bnlb
in 6lnB fommen. .DoppeH gibt, ner
idnen gibf."
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Wbisky, Bier, Uein

&%ornplette SSorrnuInre lab Mntpeifunaeu
nm 0abein1 gu fnbri3ieren Moggeuz
i9raps. tpirflibes Bier ntb geipinfdte
gSei1e, ei1gef9lofen CERTIFYING elmer
9alsoeftiqerei nnb 9etriebbnItu1a Derz
ielben. 3nbereitet bon Mddr111ern, Sic fiji
Der I'M 9rallS lnb 8ren1ereiz@eihdft MAJ
rem. gdte Bare;; fei1e 9nbifih1te. ben
&egeIn a,1gepnbte Soru1uInrc
for1ner gefesIi9 bur1 bic goft besogen.
tperoen. 9as rationale Rro6ibitionsaeIeb
erln,lbt ben Berfduf bon Ne3epten Biz airr1
SO. SSurlldr 1920. 3u8efanbt 11ath Gr1<
ppfn1lg bon $$1.00. 5hed. @ebantpeiSung,
bar ober IN SSrein1nrfen.
Baltimore sTsptttnIa GD,npaup,
48sba Sept. 12B. Baltimore.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-11-13
46. Sabraang.

Z%. EH#Z@EEE
N1it Ser oies4p0bentliden ghlmmer
ttritt Der aNorolfern1 in feinen 46.
i1tgenofriid nie lie frob al
Ter @inoernifls Die iib ibm in Der
Iangen Geibe ieiner griifen5iabre ent-
gegeniteM bnben. nriade bat er ge<
mug, ii6 feines Daieins at frenen, II.
lit itol5 6arauf bob es ibm bergonnt
1par, 45 Sabre lang obne nnferbre-
dung Dem oeutiben 8ublifum gu bic
men. 8eim Nidblid iiber bic Sabre
unierer 8dtigfeit erfiiM etuige Danf-
Bartlett be11te unier Ser5. Can't on err
iter 6tene @ott fir anes Suite, Dos
.er in ben berfloffenen 45Sabren ourd
:nn]er 8lnH mirfen lieB. 9anf alien
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-11-13
BUM gerfauf.

Me1es iteben 8irnr1er @nus, $4,000;
11eueg iieben 3immer 9Qus $2650;
flint 3irnrner 9nl1g unb Barn $1450.
geiib fam fofort at1getreten tperben.
.SeiIanblung tpen1t gepiinfM. Sebet
sSobn S. @olter, Gong 8lod, Eele-
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1919-09-04
BIRD HOLDS UP A TRAIN.

Ever hear of a woodpecker
holding up a train? That is Just
what happened recently at Iron
Point. New, according to the
president of the Eureka-Nevada
Railway.
It seems the woodpecker took
a fancy to the relay apparatus OF
a signal box and pecked at the
wires until they short-circuited.
Immediately the signal swung
up. denoting danger. Southern
Pacific Overland No. . came
along and halted. otter a wait
of an hour the engine driver IN
vestigated and found the wood
pecker busy at lunch" on the
wires. A crowbar had to he used
TO remove the pest from the box
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1919-09-04
MODERN HOMES

concealed ironing board, etc. The
three sleeping chambers are pro-
sided with large closets ana
irawer cabinets, the last being
an innovation of extreme eonve-
aience and comfort, which is
meeting with the hearty APP
proval of housewives.
Adjoining the living room IN
he rear is an open court, when
nav be beautified with flowers
md vines forming a coy retreat
% rest the nerves after "A weary
days work.
This Is one OF the hest six
'oom bungalows ever designed
AN subscribers 20 this paper
M furnished FREQ information
ogafdihg an the doslgns which
lre here illustrated, Write ths
Modern Homes Editor, Ell pau
Aaggoner hldgs Font Worth
lokaa.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1919-09-04
ss6-A GRACEFUL BUNGA-
LOW.

The predominating feature OF
his bungalow is It's graeetulness
every line is rightly proper
toned. restful TO the eyes-be-
speaking good taste. The recess
front porch thanked by the vide
FABLES is the chief characters.
ic of the exterior California red
wood shakes on dimension shln-
yles are used for the outside
walls.
In the center Is a large living
Dom with massive brick mantel
from floor 10 ceiling. The an
ny room h unusually We'll ven
lated with large French doors
,penlng on a side porch.
The Kitchen Ia equipped with
M c0nVonlonccs, such a. cooling
,loaela. drain hoard. eapboa1dh'
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1919-09-04
EXPERIMENTAL HONESTY.

Jacob A. Riis, in a recent discussion of the
slums Of American cities, said that II was dis
honest for rich men 70 draw huge rents from
squalid and unwholesome tenements.
These men," he said, claim to be honest
but their honesty reminds me of thief whom
| knew in my police reporting days.
"This thief humorist in his way, was Jok-
ing with me one night in the Bowery.
az tell you he said, honesty is the best
policy, after all
Well said I, I'm glad you've found that
out at last How did you come to discover ltF
'''Do you remember that little pug dog you
saw me with the other day? Well SAID me
thief I stole that dog from an old lady. | tried
to sell it everywhere but there wasn't dealer
who would offer morn SO for it. So like an
honest chap, | returned it to the old lady had
took il from and she gave me $40 reward
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1919-09-04
THE MIRAGE.

A man from a bone-dry Arkansas community
went to a wet Missouri town before July and
was invited by an acquaintance TO have drink.
In the saloon the friend asked:
What are YOU going 20 have p
"Ilave| dreamily returned the visitor, blink
ing al the glorious array Of barreled and bot
tied goods Il amt going 10 have nuth'n.'
What do you mean, Gabe? You won't have
a dring after coming all this distance
Nope" answered the Arkansawyer. There
hain't no such place as this. III wake up in a
minute"
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1919-09-04
No CALI FOR HEROISM.

They had been married but two months ana
thev still loved each other devotedly. lie was
in the backward cleaning her shoes
Jack" she called at the top Of her voice.
"Jack. come here quickly
lie knew at once she was in danger
lie grasped a stick and rushed up two flights
Of stairs to the rescue.
He entered the room breathlessly and found
her looking out of the window.
Look" said sne pointing 20 a girl disappear
mo mn the street. That's the kind of hat
| want you TO buy me-
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1919-09-04
SURE SUCCESS.

a banker was talking about the phenomenal
success Of the late +. W WooIworth.
at a banquet 10 celebrate the opening OF
the Woolworth building" he said, Il sat oppo-
site the great man and during the speech-mak-
ing ! saw him drop a quarter on the floor
"Of course he didn't interrupt the proceed
ings AZ the time. but after the speech-maNng
was over he got down on his hands and knees
20 look for the lost quarter.
Did he find il ?" another banker asked
Find it?" said the first banker. why, man,
he found a half dollar"
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1919-09-04
ANTICIPATED THE CONTEMPT.

Automobiles will appreciate this little CIR
cumstance. Said the rural justice TO the al
leoed speeder, figuring on the back Of an en-
veope
"Fortv-seven doarsY echoed the automo-
bilist. "Why, Judge the fine for overspeedlng
is only SIS"
"Ya-as. know" said the justice The thirty
two dollars is for contempt O Court"
"But I haven't expressed any contempt oil
this Court" protested the automobiles.
Not Wit hewitt" grinned the justice but
We will, my friend, We viii before we glt a Inlie
out a. town. I've made the fine putty stiff SOS
T. give We plenty o. room to move round IN
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1919-09-04
WHERE DO THE LOST PINS
GO?

They don't necessarily go any
where. they just stay where
they fall. only YOU don't notice
il. After a while. of course, they
rust away on ere swept out or
get ground 10 dust, on pressed
into the ground on asphalt. bat
putting Il mathemalically, here
Is where 2O0.OOO,OOO pins are
this minute. Let's suppose for
sake at argument that No take
ten miles ol surface cat Of tho
man of a city, which VIII he alu,-
600 900 squale yards plus me
lloos apaee "a house, 1h's mlsh'
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1919-09-04
ARFCILAR SLIP.

"Wen, Well" exclaimed Mrs. Talker look
ing up from the morning paper Boots and
shoes should be getting much cheaper now.
Here's a paragraph that states they are being
made from all sorts Of skins, even rat skins
and then. trying to be funny, she added Il
wonder what they do with banana and orange
SKINS
"Oh, my dear" replied her husband, they
make slippers -
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1919-09-04
COTLDN'T EAT THAT.

The little old maid was going for a holiday
and she couldn't take her old tabby-cat with
her. so she sat down and wrote a pleading lit
tie note to the fat widow next door This is
how she wound up:
so would you mind putting out little food
for 'Snookum' She will eat almost ANYTHING.
But don't put yourself out please