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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
Good Word for Popular Music.

Give popular music its due. 1t has
ifs place-just as has the classic. Dc
not look down upon it, so long as it
can help some soul away from its
gloom. Perhaps it may do something
for you in an "off moment'-if you
will let it. But even if it doesn't, the
mere fact that there are people whose
hearts it will tighten, suffices to give
popular music reason for being
which we should not set aside merely
because it doesn't happen to be "our
kind" Of music-EXchange
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
siamese Object TO WALKING.

The Siamese, above all nations In
the world, hate to walk. No such
mode of progression is tolerated by a
Siamese If he or she can by any means
ride. A Venetian gondolier will walk
son2Stimes, even a Hollander will ride
on his rough cart, but a Bangkok man
not if he can help 1t. His family
boat for him.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10

Accept california" Syrup Of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less laxative or physic for the little
stomach, liver and bowels. Children
love it's delicious fruity taste. Full
directions for childs dose on each bot
tie. Give it without fear.
Mother! You must say California"
ADV.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
No Case for a Dime.

"What did you give that beggarr'
"A dollar"
"A dollarl l should think a dime
would have been enough"
"a dime The poor man said he
was hungry and needed something to
eat. The least l could do was to give
him enough to buy cup of coffee and
d roll"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
Not Hit on Purpose.

Mammy-Why, what's the matter,
dear?
Jenny Gagged three, sobbing)-Jim-
mie hit me.
Mamma-Did h@hit you on purpose?
Jenny-No, mamma, he hit me on
the head.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10

Charing Cross is by common consent
London's ugliest bridge; do you know
which is her ugllest church? It domi-
mates Smiths square, Westminster,
and Canon WilbelfoPce was vicar for
many years. The story of its origin is
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
Test Ruttermilk and Cram.

In order to know whether or not all
the butter is obtained from cream the
cream and buttermilk should be tested
for fat.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
Retards Growth of Chick.

Chicks cannot grow and develop
properly if they are shut up at night
in filthy, ill-smelling coop.
feed.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
Spray IN Summer Season.

Spray the cows and also young cattle
in the summer months and you will
not have many grubs in the back.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10

Willis-"Bump claims to be very
strong-minded man." Gillis-"That's
right. When Bump tells his wife to
do a thing he does it."-Life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
Has a Mouthfui.

"How many teeth has a human be-
ing?" asked the teacher of small pu-
Pill.
"a mouthful," was the unexpected
reply.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
Separator Is Advisable.

On every farm where as many as
four or five cows are kept cream
separator is advisable.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
Only Good Bulls Should Head a Herd.

provement in the size of the next gen
GRAFTON of the fowls. The average
weight of the birds marketed was 25
per cent greater than previously, ac-
cording to the observation of an ex-
perienced poultry buyer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
One Breed Best.

The farmer who wishes to make the
most of his range can profitably keep
but one breed of poultry.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
Bad Substitute.

"Have you a fireless cooker"
mo, but we have cookless fire.
Baltimore American.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10

More people are pinched by pow
erty than by police.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
GARRY ON!
If Constipated, Bilious
or Headachy, take
"Cascarets''

Feel grand! Be efficient! Don't stay
sick. bilious, headachy, constipated. Re
move the liver and bowel poison which
Is keeping your head dizzy, your tongue
coated, your breath bad and your stom-
ach sour. Why not get small box Of
Gascarets and enjoy the incest, gentlest
laxative-cathartic you ever expert
enced? Cascarets never grippe, sicken
or inconvenience one like Salts, Oil,
Ualomel or harsh pills. Cascarets bring
sunshine to cloudy minds and half-sick
bodies. They work while you sleep. Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
Optimistic Thought.

Titles may be purchased, but virtue
is the only coin that makes the bargain
valid.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10

A small orchard near the house can
often be fenced and used for poultry
range.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
W. N. u, NEW YORK, NO. 4o--1s1e.
Not That Greed

do you believe in telepathy?"
mo; l don't take to these new
tangled schools. Give me a good old
allopath every time"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10

A poor excuse is worse than none
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
THE GREAT OIL FIELDS

Burkburnett, Ranger and Desdemona, Tex.
have added thousands of dollars to the
purses of the poor Stocks paying 2 to 1909
monthly dividends: leases. royalties and
production doubling up; open to all; no
bears. no bulls to crowd. Invest ten, a hun
bred. q thousand dollars and watch it grow.
John d. eliminated the doubt years ago.
My stock is gilt edge; leases, royalties and
production the best. Particulars. j. r. AK.
SOM, 1886 Lipscomb Ave, Fl Worth. Texas.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10

wright's Indian Vegetable Pills contain
nothing but vegetable ingredients. which act
gently az tonic and purgatiVe. Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10
Optimistic Thought.

Give your tongue more holidays than
your hands or eyes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10

"What about that vacuum invention
of your friend's?'
"Oh, there's nothing in it."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-10-10

His Preference.
my husband reads me like an open
book" Il wonder if he wouldn't
rather shut you up"
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

 in of  hob with their health the helest of fashion demands
   inches melted with back of chest and lines dedi accomplished formerly bands goda and In wayaeked that totn coffee and eusard work They will dene  Goodse A to interested
 not
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
LODGE THREATENS
 DEFEAT IF LEAGUE
SENATOR SAYS HE HAS PROM IsEs OF ENOUGH VOTES TO
 PREVENT RATIFICATION.
READS HIS LIST OF NAMES
Totals 37 or More Than Enough To Accomplish object-Wants Peace Treaty Signed and Then Dis
 armament Taken Up.

Washington. Senator Lodge or Massachusetts, the Republican lead CT. introduced resolution proposing that the Senate go oil record as op- posing the approval of the eonstita- tion of the League of Nations as now drawn and favoring the immediate conclusion of peace with Germany without waiting the working out of the league plan.
 Senator Lodge requested unahi- nous consent for immediate consld- eration of the resolution, but Senator Martin. Democratic leader. and Sen ator Swanson. both of Virginia. joined in simultaneous objection and the resolution went over under the rules.
 Unable to secure consideration Of his measure, Senator Lodge read the names of 37 members of the next Senate, which will consider the peace treaty. who. he said favor his reso- lution.
 On the list read by MT. Lodge were the names of several Republican sen ators-elect. The total of 37 is more than one-third of the membership or enough to defeat ratification of the peace treaty, for which two-thirds' vote is required A few senators, whose names were not on the list, MT. Lodge said, ,salso had advised him of their support of his resolution.
 While opposing the proposed con stitution the resolution would ex- press the desire of the Senate that the nations of the world should unite to promote peace and general disarm- ament" It also said the proposal for a league ito insure the permanent peace of the world should be taken up for careful and serious eonsidera- tion,n after the peace treaty had been concluded.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

Within ten minutes after an appB cation of Danderine you can not find, single trace of dandruff or falling h,, and your scalp will not itch, but Wts will please you most will be after f., weeks use, when you see new hair, fl. and downy at first-yes-but reat new hair-growing, all over the Sst
 A little Danderine immediately do, bles the beauty of your hair. No a ference how dull, faded. brittle s. scraggy. just moisten a cloth with Ds, derine and carefully draw it throus your hair, taking one small strand stI time. The effect is amaZing-your ha will be light. fluffy and wavy, and hsp an appearance of abundance; an k comparable lustre, softness and lgu. riance.
 Get a small bottle of Knowlta Danderine for d few cents at any d. store or toilet counter, and prove is your hair is as pretty and soft as f that it has been neglected or injus by careless treatment-that'S all-F surely can have beautiful hair and of 1t if you will just try little IE derine.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
GREENS AUGUST FL0WE,

Has been used for all ailments are caused by a disordered stons and inactive liver, such as sick hs ache, constipation, sour stOni nervous indigestion, fermentatloh food, palpitation of the heart cause gases in the stomach. August Fldi is a gentle laxative, regulates digeS both in stomach and intestineS, cla and sweetens the stomach and aliEs tary canal, stimulates the liver to5 crete the bile and impurities from blood. Sold in all civilized count Give 1t a trial.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

andoth eicatef is swing" mpated to by high wane and long back is
  Q
  
 is opportunity fo the
  derfulc costu should be a in the fomtl middle the grim probably
   
 now in up something respective sefseoaass
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

Nearly 70.0oo,o00 wild animals are killed yearly for the sake of their fur.
 The profession of prompter is more suited to women than to men, as their voices carry better across the stage and are less audible in the auditorium
 Trade union membership in Switzer- land has increased over 15 per Gent in the last two years.
 The trade union movement in Aus traiia mas gained large proportions, and the membership among the yari. ous trade unions is gaining at rapid rate.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot bev

by local applications as they cahiigTis gsss 7 the diseased portion of the ear ns. only one way to cure CatarrildiL D rss and that Is by a constitul lqlEa1iN HALLS CATARRH MEDlClNcsat cat through the Blood on the Mucous Qsai., sg of the System. Catarrhal ,i.9an De@'Id dI caused by an unframed condltllo3aan l3an | mucous lining of the Eustacnn,"srh n" h When this tube is intiamed yrsl you rumbling sound or imperfect healS tsass when 1t is entirely closed. p5alisaSrs ;l car ' result. Unless the infiammatl9n, ,o oi it duced and this tube restored lo aps s nal condition, hearing may 1na pe frsa forever. Many cases or Deai'iit an intt caused by Catarrh. which is as aa
 condition of the Mucous SQri3pess' tf
 ONE HUNDRED DObbAh hs 1sat q case of Catarrhal Deafness trrAfl be cured by HALLS e'. MEDICINE. s.oa
 All Druggists 75c. Circulars i1sH nsa
 F. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo 0@
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Why Should He2

Every man on that elevator took off his hat except one surly fellow in oyeralls. Where do you suppose his manners were?n
 "oh, I guess he felt that he was within his rights"
 Why sop
 The woman operator happens to be his wife. Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Medical Men Patriotic

The splendid health in which the Canadian corps has been maintained is due ta the uneeasing vigilance and tireleSs efforts of the Canadian army medical corps. It is estimated that 75 per cent of the medical profession in Canadn was engaged in some profess Sional capacity in connection with the armed forces of Canada, either at home or overseas.-Current History.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Plan Oruanizinu Scots.

New York.=Plans whereby the Ro- man Catholic, Greek, Russian and Protestant churches may organize a league similar to that of the proposed society of nations. "to cooperate in Christian work as brethren" will be laid before the pope by three Protes- tant bishops. it was announced here by the Right Rev. R. H. Weller. Prot estant Episcopal bishop of Fond Gu lac, Wis
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

mature gentlemen of plump, if not corpulent. tendency will need stays" to get away with the newest things in masculine adornment.
 According to the terms of the trade masculine sttles for the ensuing twelve months are to be sprightly without conSpieuouSneSs, dashng without verging on extremes youthful in temperament and inspirational. In place of the inevitable summer fan nels af the past men will wear reerea- tional raIment. fashioned Of silk. fine
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
To Distribute Relief Supplies

Washington Herbert Hoover has been appointed by President Will son as director general of the relief administration created under the new s100, ,000.000 European famine relief furnishing of foodstuffs and other urg tht supplies purchased out of relief funds and to arrange for their trans- portation, distribution and admnstra- ton.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Windmill Drives Dynamo

A dynamo-driving windmill lately described by H. C. Vogt has sails 100 feet in diameter, with an area of 3930 square feet. A wind of 24 feet per second gives 290-horse power. Cog wheels with spokes in tension transmit the power and the speed is increased by the gearing from 121b revolutions per minute of the main shaft to ,500 for the dynamo.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
CONVERSATIONS

The War drew over f,000,0o0 labor CTS from agriculture in Germany.
 Larger automobile manufacturers throughout the country plan to add to their forces instead of laying off men on account Of war contract eancella- tions.
 of the 100000 or more persons em- ployed in war industries in Brooklyn, \. Y. il is said that nearly ali of them will be reemployed in their old oc- equations.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Taft EaNorS ca nue

St Louis is-Challenging to a debate opponents of the proposed League of Nations, former President Taft in several addresses to more than 1000 delegates to the Mid-Continent Congress for a League of Nations and other gatherings. predicted the United States would be drawn in to another world war if the covenant of permanent peace is rejected
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
KEEP1lT HANDY

If you paid a specialist $25.OO ! prescription, you would not get thing that would give quicker | for Group, Catarrh, Colds, or Throat, than yACHER BALM, V only costs 25c in jars, or tubes.
 Write for Samples and AZ Prices. Beware of limitations. J Vaeher. Inc, New Orleans, La, Z
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Fear For New Government

London. = The possible fall of the German government is reported in numerous special dispatches received from Berlin. The members of the government have arrived at Berlin to consult with the Workmen's Council, and manifesto has been issued. All the correspondents represent the situ- ation as grave
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
New Tax Law in Effect.

Washington. - Secretary Glass ap- pealed to the American people to pay the higher war taxes which went into effect with the signature of President Wilson of the new reye- nue bill He referred to it as a "ylc- tory tax" to bear the cost of a war which has bought the ineffable boon of peace"
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

as the nurses assistants and eonduc- toretted the fighting mob known as the travelling public. the physical slouch and slump have passed into oblivion. The feminine figure has changed. 1t has thnned and strengthened. By actual measurements taken in hun dreds of cases during the past tkree years by woman whose business it is to clothe the female form divine. 1t is found that hips are going down and chests are going up.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
How Money Grows.

A wealthy man in New York - to his nephew the savings Dap count opened in 1920 by my gfa' ther when he was a boy, by a ur' of 8, which now, by the addue interest only, amounts to $4795e
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

rather as,o the calendar will February The saving in money will be through the abolmen printed calendars labor ayered
 The officers of the association that very carefully
  place on Sunday. ~ '1Ne enthusiastic and 0 getting calendars f' The bill should be promptly ho congre 0eAoAo
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

Marjorie Stinson, sister of Katherine Stinson, is the only woman to whom q pilots license has been granted by the joint army and navy board of aeronautics, Though she is only nine- teen years old Miss Stinson has been flying for five years She is working in one of the drafting sections of the navy.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
u. S. Submarine a,,ncbad

Qunicy, Mass, = The submarine R. 6, latest of the ocean-going submer- sibles of the United States Navy and said to include all improvements in undersea boats known in this country. was launched here.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Women With Anarcbiste

Washington - Discovery of na- tion-wide Bolshevik woman's organi- zation in Finland through the arrest of an 1S-year-old girl was reported in dispatches to the State Department from Helsingfors.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
IHeard-in a Store.

Boy-Gimme Il pound of e0ss (Gfocer starts weighing the cofs NJ. I mean tea.
 Grocer=Look here What Is t | want. tea or coffee?
 Butter.-BoSton Transeril
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Greuorv To Go With Wilson

Washington Thomas w. Greg ory, retiring attorney general Of the United States, will accompany Presi- dent Wilson to Paris. as general ad- wiser and assistant at. the peace con- ference
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
This Makes You Tired?

Walker-Did. many people ap5 Mrs. Hilife's blowout last night
 Ryder-Oh, yes. it sounded So ni like pistol shot that quite q c'. gathered about.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Food Prices Dron

Warsaw.-The first American food has been placed on the Warsaw mar kets and prices of all commodities are dropping, with the food hoarders hastening to sell.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Expect French Prices To Dron

Paris. = A 40 per cent diminution in the cost of living in France within a month is expected by the food min istry as the result of measures recent. ly taken.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Form Clothes for Men; Sprighty, InsprationaI

clothes will be the during Merchant Iaio All the
 he times of them
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

13 months of 2S days each. making each month begin with a Monday This,
 of course. will leave one day, lying around loose in an ordinary year so it is proposed to make that day New Years day. an independent legal holi- day. located between the last calendar day of the previous year and the first day nf the following year In leap years the extra day will also be made an independent holiday and will be slipped in between two months, where # will not De noticed. The thirteenth
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
No uo..,a In n Healthy Chg

No Worms in a Healthy InSss hs's All children troubled with Wol nhiood 2 rule, there IS more or less stomach cll,sn pi rs GhOY b'S FASTNLB BSS chill TONI She s,se bp Tor two or three weeks will ehtiSn ilSynnnersl y prove the digestion, and act as usealure '. enlns Tonic to the whole system inc Cblai throw on ur dispel the worms ah9 6Ve pei In perfect health. Pleasant to taAo
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

where private nefnent was navy prepay delivery of the sk 10 the bureau e e ua burial exceeding $o in ea ease o 
 of wishes and those o the with the of the
 wifi take advantage of the
  eombnao ceremonies 
 And to loved at hand
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Pertinent Question

Which would you rather be. n knave or fool? q don't know. What has been your experienceY'
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
New Calendar Thirteenth Month Added Lucky?

DANs S5oooooo S15Qooo money ry
 o launched .......an IL. .I.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Debutante SIouch Gone Automobile Slump Going

recorded They the death of the automobile slump Since mhuanees scrubbed eanee floors fetched and carried
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

Many q fellows gone nss ,oal' caught n6thdig but an eigli'P
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

few months. Inc WIshes 0T TVTHUFV9 will govern the return of the bodies and also the final disposition. Those brought home either will be sent for. ward for private interment or buried in the Arlington or some other nation al cemetery. as relatives may decide The departments announcement eX- pressed preference for bringing home all bodies.
 The departments statement said that where bodies were brought home for burial in national cemeteries full
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Mean Reioinder.

Mrs. Benhani-"S Some Wolllep in silence" Benham-"lt tnE silent they certainly snlier'
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Navy Department to Bring Home Its Heroic Dead

III bringing home the bodies of all navy o
 " and worked out wit. Le m..r.akn within ..e m.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-03-23
Confessions of a Dope Fiend
Why Hop Head Doesn't Like 'Snow Sniffer and the Differ
Between Addcs of the Two Posons Suffer
ings of Dope ticnd When Deprived Of the Drug.
Society Is Also Il User Of the Stuff"


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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-09-23
lis or her part 10 make this celebra
ion one to be long remembere b,

we'll as the immense throng OF citi-
zcns who are expected to come here
on that day to do them honor
TODAY'S BEAUTY HINT
IT Is not nsSessary to shampoo your
hair so frequently IL it Is entirely and
properly cleansed each time by the use
OF a really good shampoo, The easiest
to use and quickest drying shampoo
that we can recommend to our readers
is one that brings out all the natural
beauty Of the hair and may be enjoyed
at very little expense, by dissolving
teaspoonful of canthrox which can
be obtained from any druggist, In a
cup OF hot water. This makes full
cup OF shampoo liquid. enough so It
is easy to apply 1t to all the hair in
stead of just to the top of the head.
This, when rubbed into the scalp and
onto every strand OF hair, chemically