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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06
Poor Mothers Affection,

l went over to a neighbours yester-
day and the mother was downtown.
""She's gone to the dentists" said
Frederick, who had been left with the
maid.
why, she had gone to the dentists
when / was over here before" I said,
In order to make conversation with
the youngster.
ooh, she goes n lot she has awful
weak teeth" he replied.-Chicago
Tribune.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06

fertng and makes 1t cool, sweet, com.
Portable and strong.
There can be no further excuse for
you to allow acid-stomach to wreck
your health-pile up misery upon mis-
cry until you get to the point where
you feel down and out and that life
has lost oil it's Joys. Remember, just
as acid-mouth ruins teeth, so acid
stomach ruins health.
Take EATONIC. It's good, just like
q bit Of candy and makes the stomach
feel fine. You can then eat the things
you like and, what is more, every
mouthiul you entwil count In creating
power and energy You'll feel so much
better-have punch and pep-the DOW
err and Will to do things and get re-
suits, and your stomach misery will be
como.
Take our advice. Get a big box of
EATON1C from your druggist today.
1t costs so little. If 1t fails to remove
your stomach distress, he will refund
ynur money. That Is guaranteed you
are to be satisfied or money refunded.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add l or. Bay
Rum, q small box of Barbo Compound,
and Y OF. of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up or you can mix it at home at
very little cost. Full directions for max
ing and use come in each box of Barbo
Compound. 1t will gradually darken
streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft
and glossy. 1t will not color the scalp, is not
sticky or greasy, and does not rub of.Ady.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06

Gen. Sir Archibald Hunter Gays lie re-
&IGied because Tho British soldiers OF
,he rock tGibrai.arl were treated HE
d!Tt, and could rot etsnd H."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06
Put In His Place,

ergsart-Now, then. Line M ol,hs-
betlca!iy for pay. What's you: name.
ray lad? '
PriFata--Philipa. sir.
SerseaEt-Weli. what yer doing M
heTeT Get back among the rs at once.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06

Keep your liver active, your bow els clean BY
taking DR.. Piercc's Pleasant Pellets and you'll
keep healthy, wealthy and wise. Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06

Every department Of housekeeping
needs Red Cross Ball Blue. Equally
good for kitchen towels, table linen,
sheets and pillowcases, etc.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06

Agriculture in Brazil has quadrupled
since 1914.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06

You can't always tell what is In a
maj by trying TO pump him.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06
The .Lesser Of TWO EviIe.

A gang of Irish workmen wns bus
lily engaged unloading at the docks.
Suddenly there was a tremendous
buzzing overhead, and an airplane
came in sight, flying at a very high
altitude.
Sure, / wouldn't like to be up
there in that airplane," remarked
Murphy, reiectively.
"Ah," replied Pat. "But l wouldn't
like to be up there without it, sonny"
Quite So.
Just look at that sailorl He's
been drinking" what q naughty-cal
thing for q sailor to dol"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06
The Sort

The Sort.
He-I eat fish because / consider
it good brain diet" She--"I suppose
you prefer weakf1sh!'
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06

Success eve comes to the man
who is afraid to face failure.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-02-06

The Cat n ths King.
S,ron the Chicago News. !.
n cat 'as.y not only lock al a King BIZ.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
LOCuStS as Food Date
Back to the Days of John
the Baptist, and Others

1t was not necessary for a learned
entOmologist in the Johns Hopkins fac
ulty to prove the edibility of Iocusts by
eating few Of them and surviving the
experiment. For unnumbered centu-
ries these insects have been an occa-
sional, but considerable, part of the
diet of millions Of people in several
parts Of the world, and If ever those
people hear of the Johns Hopkins mans
exploit they will smile superiority and
wonder at the belatedness of his au-
dacity. The history of John the Bap-
fist is not the only recorded instance
in which empirical persons have anti
cipated the scientist.
OF course, locusts are edible; SO are
hundreds Of other insects-thousands
of them, probably-and it might not
be at all injudicious at this time, when
so much of the worlds population is
going hungry, If more attention were
bestowed on what is, after all, the
largest of new food sources. Still, the
Iocusts in this country are not in much
danger as a result Of the professors
revelation, even. though he does say
that they taste like shrimp.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
Not at His House.

The seventh grade was having its
first lesson on personal prOnOuns and
the teacher had drilled earnestly on
the relation of the speaker, person
spoken to, etc. Then she asked Will
liam to give the person of several pro
nouns. He got along splendidly until
he came to the pronOun "who," and
then he hesitated. Look at its ante
-mother-that governs the per
son, I" explained the teacher. "Now tell
us what person it isl
First" came Williams lacOnic an
swer.
mo, indeed" protested the teacher
Mother is the third persOn-the per.
son spoken of"
"Not at our house." persisted VIII
liam, and continued his parsing, re
peating "First person" with more EN-
phasis.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
LOganberry Juice May Soon
Become Popular Among III e
"SOft" Drinks in Dem and

"Soft drinks''-''so in slang mean
Ing "easy to get''-may attain new inn
portance. Soft drinks made from
fruit juices doubtless will attract many
new devotees, who will find that beV-
erages made from pure fruit juices are
decidedly healthful, cooling, refresh
ing and inyigorating, says the United
States department of agriculture.
Because of its pleasant flavor the
juice of the Logan blackberry, com
monty known as the loganberry, is
very popular as a beverage. The berry
is also used in making jams, jellies
and soda-fountain Sirups. Methods Of
extracting and treating the juice are
constantly being bettered. This in
dustry, already large one, is growing
rapidly.
Loganberry Juice is naturally Sd sour
that it is necessary both to dilute and
to sweeten it to obtain drinl1able
article. The berry has a characteristic
flavor. 1t somewhat resembles that of
the raspberry, both red and black, but
is more acid than either.
Adding enough sugar to reduce suffi-
GENTLY the tartRess of the juice makes
product too sirupy to drink, unless it
is diluted at the same time. The strip
prepared for soda-fountain use is not
diluted until sold over the counter.
Some of the sweetened but undiluted
juices have been labeled by manufac-
turers as concentrated" This de-
scription is unwarranted, as the juices
have not been concentrated or evapo-
rated, but simply sweetened. They
should be properly labeled as logan
berry sirups.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26

predicted that 1919 would find some
body else filling the shoes of the great
Zim at third base for the Giants.
New York scribes led the gang who
expertly pointed out that the great
one was on the skids; that his legs
We're growing stiff and his throwing
arm turning to glass. Then they start
ed picking out a soft spot for Heinie
to light. Some chose first base for him,
and the ones who were less hopeful
relegated him to right field, just as
though John McGraw would think for
half a second of displacing a crack
young player like Ross Young.
Heinie kept his pace through all
the long winter of 1850, alternating
In the Bronx and saying nothing. But
when the time rolled around for con-
tracts to be signed Tim visited the
offices of the Giants, accepted terms
without a whimper, and calmly told
McGraw that if he had ordered new
third baseman he'd better cancel the
order.
When the Giants entrained for
Gainesville to start spring training
the veteran zim was very much in evil
dence. He got into a uniform and
started saving wood in his own way.
taking his time and working hard to
get into shape. Eight hours work a
day in a Jersey shipyard during part
Of the winter had not done thinner
man any noticeable harm, but like
most of the veterans, Zim rounds into
shape slowly, and, like most athletes
of an aggressive nature who have a
touch or two of temperament, Zim
didn't give q tinker's rap what any
body thought about it, 'Lettem try
aisplacing me at third base and thereu
be funeral for somebody" was the
way zim looked at 1t.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
DIAMOND
NOTES

American soldiers abroad participate
in 5000 baseball games daily.
Right Fielder Miller of Worcester is
out Of the game with a cracked ankle.
Ping Bodie is a natural hitter. Never
took lesson in his life. He hits
by ear.
Fewster doesn't feel well unless he
is chased from the bench once or twice
a week.
Terre Haute has signed Guy Gel
ger to play first base. He is just out
Of the army.
Kitty Bransfield is being compli-
mented for good work as an umpire
in the Eastern league.
Jim Scott lost his first out as q
pitcher with the San Francisco team,
Oakland beating him to 6.
Pitcher Pete Shields, who has been
with Bridgeport, has been released to
Evansville of the Three league.
Joe Birmingham has found It any
thing but a picnic handling the Pitts
field team, with shortage Of players,
etc.
The Cincinnati club is reported TO
have offered Little Rock $4,000 for
Charley Grimm for immediate de-
livery.
The Salt Lake City club announces
that it has purchased nfelder Eddie
Fitzpatrick from the Boston Ma
tionals.
Rel sox signed Lamar from the
Yankees after he had been two years
with New York. BE was secured from
Baltimore.
With the purchase Of Bunny Fab
rique from Seattle to play short the
Los Angeles club gave Freddy Driscoll
his release.
First Taseman Kelliher Of Peoria hit
safely In "a consecutive games. He
made IS hits and scored % runs a.
that stretch.
Ray Bates has been getting q slow
start WITH the Angels. he hasn't
done any BAN playing to speak Of since
1917, and needs considerable timber
ling Up.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
SKIN ERUPTIoNs ON The FACE

are unsightly and mar the appearance
of many a woman whose face would
be otherwise attractive. There is no
need for this. Just get a box of Tet-
terine and use it regularly and you will
be surprised how quickly pimples,
blotches, itchy patches, ETC., disappear
and how soft and clear the skin be-
comes. Nothing better for eczema and
other skin troubles than Tetterine,
Sold by druggists or mailed for Soc by
Shuptrine Co., Savannah, Ga.-Adv.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
BEsPECTAcLED HuRLER HILL
Carmen Hill Of Pittsburgh Pirates
Finds Glasses Are No Handicap
While Playing.

Carmen HIN, bespectacled hurIer Of
the Pittsburgh Pirates, like Lee Mead
ows who wears 'em when in action
for the Cards. finds the glasses are no
handicap whatever. Incidentally Car
men promises to be one Of the best
young right-handers in the National
league and Hugo Bezdek the Pirate
chief Is nursing him With infinite care
In the hope he viii be able to take hlE
regular turn on the mound later in the
race. Hill and Meadows are the only
two players in the majors today who
wear glasses while pastiming. Both
have worn them sine boyhood, having
weak eyes. but neither has ever been
handicapped by the specs when held-
ms hard-hit balis
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
InnnnrRanR 20 Eaothars
PUT PROFITS INTO DIAMONDS
Many Reasons Why Increased Demand
for Precious Stones Invariably
Follows Devastating War.

The waste of war, by which many
suffer and few reap returns, is always
accompanied by a demand for precious
stones. This war has differed only
from other wars in that the demand
was greater. Profteers in the allied
countries have bought for the purpose
of display. Protiteers in enemy coun-
tries want diamonds, because they sup
ply the safest way of cOncealing new
ly acquired wealth. AS the diamond
industry is the closest corporation in
the world, values are not likely to de
preciate, unless all the profiteers want
to change their investments at the
same time. At the present moment
the price is higher than it has ever
been.
The diamond dealer is of all trad
ers the least hampered by Office re-
strictions. He frequently carries the
bulk of his stock in trade about with
him in his waistcoat pocket The pub
lie street is, as often as not, his only
market, place. In HatOn gardens,
which is the chief center of the dia-
mond industry in London, may fire.
quently be seen little groups of two,
three, or more well-dressed men, peer
ing lntently through little mOnocle
lenses at gems worth many thousands
of dollars.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
HEINIE ZIM MERMAN
is GOING STRONG
Veteran Has Stood Strain of
Eleven Seasons With Majors.
Prediction Of Various Scribes That He
Would Be Displaced at Third Base
Not Yet FuIfiIIed-sIow in
Rounding Into Form.

After a player has stood the gaff in
the major leagues for eleven years he
is labeled "all in" the first time he
shows a sign of slipping.
This was the sort of "rawsberry"
handed to Heinie Tim in 1917, even be-
fore he got himself into the limelight
in the worlds series by chasing Eddie
Collins home in that now famous
Marathon of go feet, which was
promptly pointed out as a one-reel
thriller and given the title ''rm Fast
er Man Than You Are, Heinie Zim."
Last fall, after the Giants had closed
their curtailed season, various scribes
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
Fairly Rrioht Prospect

81 understand that Petunia is to
have brass band this summer" said
the patent churn man.
st amt settled yet" replied the
landlord OF the tavern. "We'ye hired
a leader from OVER at Willersville to
Instruct the boys, but most every prac-
tice night he has from one to five
fights with such members as wish to
play something else in preference to
notes set before 'em. If the professor
holds out wen have a band, but there
is no telling how long he will last
KANSAS City Star.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
UNIQUE TRIPLE PLAY

That triple play in a recent
Cleveland-St. Louis game was
rather odd and deserves detail
ing. In the fourth inning, with
the bases full, Gerber hit a fly to
Wood, on which Sisler scored
from third. Woods throw was
intercepted by Chapman, who
found Jacobson and Sloan wan
dering around OFF bases, and
both runners were retired, what
should have been one out thus
resulting in three.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26

The others are While KeeIer and Hal
Chase. While taught Hal, and Hal
taught Eddie.
"Foster is the smartest batter ever
saw. a pitcher usually can tell by the
position Of the batter's feet just where
he hopes to hit, just as a boxer gets a
line on the schemes Of his opponent by
watching his opponents feet. II you
see q right-hand batter's feet set for
an attempt to hit to right Geld, you
can pitch fast inside, and nine times
out Of ten he viii pop up"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
A Desirable entertainment.

"a successful
man must study
the faults Of 9TH
ers."
"Well, 1 don't
know that It will
make a man sue
cessfuI, but it
ought to be a de-
lightful study"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
BRILLIANT DOUBLE PLAY

Ross Young, playing right
field for the Giants, pulled off a
brilliant double play III a recent
game against the Phillies. Hogg
was on first and Cady on third,
whenWhitted hit a fly to Young.
Hogg thought Cady would try to
score and that Young would
throw home, so he lit out for
second. Cady held his base,
Young threw to second ahead of
Hogg, and the latter was caught
between first and second. He
turned back to first. Doyle
threw over Chase's head at first.
Young raced in, got the ball and
tagged Hogg as he came into
the base.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
FOR HEADACHES

There isn't any Headache remedy
that does the work like CAPUDINE.
It gives quick relief from Headaches
Of all kinds. Trial size 10 cts. Larger
sizes also-ITs LIQUD.-adv.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
Bird Census

According to the conclusions reached
By the government investigators who
took the federal bird cehsus several
years ago. breeding birds prefer to set
up housekeeping and rails their faEni-
lies In the thlclZly inhabitR ID centers Of
population. Another instance 81 dock
ing 70 the citiesl
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26

The first training school for nurses
in Haiti has been established and
opened under the direction and con-
troll of the United States public health
service.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
GRIFFITH SWEET ON FOSTER
Manager Of Nationals Thinks His
Third Stacker Is One Of Great
est Place Hitters.

Clark GrIfith--always an extrava-
CANT talker, and at the same time a
renowned baseball sageis ready to
boost Foster. Here is a sample:
II have had on my teams the three
greatest place hitters in the history Of
baseball, and want to tell you that
Of the three, Eddie Foster is the best.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
The Popular Fag /.

Everybody seems to be affected
with it."
''What?"
"The strike fever"
whats happened now2
"The wife and children have struck
for more spending money!
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26

AOhNAA \ AOA !
want to take that
chara : ter. I'll
make a fool OF,
myself.
Lady st ag e
Manager - Well,
you S aid you
wanted an easy
part.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26

Manager Griffith 81 the Washington
eipb secured Pitcher Whitehouss Of
ne Minneapolis American association
eh n exchange sor Indeldsr DeVis
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
seneItlve.

Mrs. Newgilt- What is your ob1ec-
tion to buying that lovely French bull
dOg7
Her Husband won't stand for a
dog that turns up his nose at me.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26

He who shirks the duty he dislikes
will be Stunned by the success he de-
slres.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
The Difference.

whats the difference between base
Oall and trigonometry?
"Give it up"
"a woman will pretend to be inter
ested when you're trying 10 explain
baseball to her."
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
lntreduaa Amerlean Mathoda.

lntFoQutN ANlefIcan Metnou1s
American methods, introduced on
the Seine at Paris. Of coaching q row
Ing crew By use Of moving pictures,
have been the subject Of lively dis
suasion among French athletes.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26
JUST TO SMILE:
oh, Eudae.

oh, Fudge.
"What's all that noise, all that hub
bub in the shops?"
eve manufacture tennis goods"
HWeu?"
"And that fellow is making rack
ct"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26

It is far better to give work which
is above the men than to educate the
men to be above the work.-Ruskin.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26

Anybody can write a book, but it
takes brains to quiet a six months
kid.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26

Why buy many bottles Of other vermi-
fuges when one bottle of DR.. Peery's 'Dead
Shot will act surely and promptly7 ADV.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26

"Wter him. Mana
ger OF
Grih
birthday really
youngster"
Asked whether johnson suffering with this the
the opening
suffering bad cold which
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-07-26

Had only to Act Natu raI.
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KUPTE MAJETEk JESTE IA
STAROU CENU.

Dvourodinny dunn o ctyrech
svetnicich S koupelnou dole a
ctyrmi sveCnicemi koupelnou
nahore, puda, dive vyhrevni
pece, skopky ma prani a jine
zarizeni. Lot je 40 pri $50
strevicich, ulice dlazdena. Ma
jete tento Sc naleza vedle Bou
levardu a Union ul. Cena
$1,000. BlizSi Sc sdeli V dfadov
ne j. F. Nejedlik Co., 11015
Union Ave. Tel Union 1861 r.
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PRIJMOU Sc tesari ma fl
mis-. Haste Sc ma praci ma e.
124 ul. V Corlett, vemte Cor
lett karu, aneb V dome ma
Washington Park Boulevard,
roh E. As ul.. lit
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BOLENf HLAVY.

Bolenf hlavy jest pfiznak,
jenz nasvedcuje tomu, re ne
ktery organ nepracuje radne.
Hlava boil, ale nektere jine u
stroll jest nemocno. Ponejvice
jest nemocnym zaludek. Mno-
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sobeno zaludecnimi poruchami
Neobycejne mnozstvi jedi Wy
viii Sc We vnitrnostech a pre-
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dete-li uzivati Trinerovo Lecl-
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trnosti a odstranuje 2 mich vSS
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vrati vam chut' k jidlu napo
maha travenl tou merou, re
date radi "a pravdu pani j. A.
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pred dvema mesici 2 Parkin,
Ark: "Jsme jiste vice nez spo
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Dostanete je u sveho lekarni-
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vyborne leky Trinerovy, zejme
ma Trinerovu Angeliku Hof-
kou, Trinerdv Liniment, Trine
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PRIME Sc pan ma byt be-
re stravy. X doptani sobotu
odpoledne do 6ti hodin vecer
a V nedeli do lott hodin rano
Y elsie 1912 +. 49 ul. 11-13
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PRODA Sc pekny majetel

PRODA Sc pekny majetek
V Brooklyne ma zap. sIrane 3
roxy starry. nemz Sc naleza
dobre jdouci grocernl a reznic
ky obchod. Jsou tam pekne
fixtures, plyn, elektrika, sklep
pod celym domem, vse moder-
ne zarizeno. Lot je 40 pfi 135
strevicich, garage, slepicniky
a jine zafizeni. Cena $1,000,
hotove Sc zada $4,000, ostatni
die ujednani. Haste Sc u J.
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