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The Nenana daily news., 1919-01-14
TRAINING CAMPS ARE DEMOLISHED;
 MATERIAL SAVED

CAMP CODY.-Troops are leav- ing here for their homes at the rate of 500 a day. Wrecking crews are demolishing the temporary buildings as fast as they are va cated by the soldiers, and section of the barracks is being wrecked daily. Captain H, J. Cook, of the quartermaster corps, has a force of 600 soldiers and 25 civilians at work destroying the pig cantonment here. Only the mess halls, lat rins, bath houses and other build ings that are necessary for the daily life of the men are being left to the last. All others are wrecked and even those which are left standing are stripped of doors, windows, hardware and fixtures.
 Even the $5OO,OOO septic tank sewer system is being wrecked. The materials are being salvaged from this system and will be avail able for use at some future time. Three tanks having a capacity of 100000 gallons each have been wrecked, although they were never used, having just been completed. All hospital and remuont buildings are being left intact for the pres ent.
 Many farewell receptions, din- ners and parties are being given by the officers and enlisted men before they leave camp. At ban quet and reception given by the headquarters trains, the provost guards and military police, General James R. Lindsay made farewell address to the men of his command in these units, telling them that he had arranged to have all of them registered and assigned to some regiment or unit in order that they might not be carried on the war department records as unassigned He also gave fatherly talk to the men telling them not to forget what the salute meant and to al- ways conduct thmselves as good soldiers should. He said universal military training was sure to come and they would be in a position to explain the merits of the plan since they had experienced modified form of that system.
The Nenana daily news., 1919-01-14

Thrifty Swiss turned an insect pest the past summer to a good use by roasting many thousands of May bugs and storing them to feed poultry.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-04-12

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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-04-12

liked ss Mr. browning ana not 40 sorne.
thing shout 1t. but / gse-s 1t WIS rnis.
take
"sore q the men are always soing 20
think that Il vas a rnist.ke % walt 20 bring
the brother here sid Fursh.
II you hadn; waited don't know what
wou'a have happened 20 Nm Browning .
said Arthur hu; q vould have been some.
;hing 90 dreadful thar don't want 70 think
About q. she already hsd an she could
stand. know We are en- very grateful 90
you ana think n is better e. BE- out IN tie
clear. 40 matter whai troeh.e We are IN now
81 Is better % have ft tire way q is. Mrs.
Broynlnr wss helpless unta Ne discovered
the truth. and she never wouli have tod II
che had no; been forced 10 n jsst ;he yay
ere v-ns. There Il a great deal q truIbie
ahead a us and ! csnro; say that clearly
ses TIE way cut. b1, 40 kno~ that lt's best
&c have things this way
= hope that's So said rurth. 1T win
help sl- - ioi II We can think that
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hA RI us fole,. @bout-
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JUS e. Il s nov and not as IT was twenty four
hour ago
He shook hands with both nen.
We're going because you ssy you don't
need as aid Robison. II you ana you DO.
esud for - any tine ~ asy or night
Thank you said Arthur. -You krou
VII
They es,d good night. I had been standing
with Arthur snd the forr q us had b.en IN
the Rail A. We closed the door On the tzo
farmers and went back into tAe living room.
where ssrsh ard Simon were sffins. I
thought q tire extrzortilsry excitement
which must Be IN the homes fer mile, around
I'M. nlsht-ths women and even the children
hesrine from their men what had taken
place curf-s the osy-ending with the dis
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can Of tobscco-
Arthur ger I; FOR her snt shs nlles the
long sssnrssd car pipe ssectionatsiy. a.
real pipe smoker dosz. tsmrlng down the To-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-04-12


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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-04-12

when there's paper no one wants and a fro
risht A. hand
sarah said Simon. "is r inoe' terrible
prodisal 81 times. think shes roing 20 put
us In the poor house yet"
The Lord didn't mean ihirrs 20 be- wast.
ed" srid sarah
The two old people were impefiufbable
Tie Others n us ices capable ln dtaHne with
the eiementais and Fundamentally ~ life
less wiling 20 restrict pleasures and endure
pain were having nmcuHe not to reveal
our distraction. For me feo GA folks iuat
another thins q ne has De aDsne1.
Life was not eass IN thelr conception n Il.
II was hard They were aer-pfse a man
soing mad was a man poinf msa one desa
Wa one dead II things happened. they hap.
pered
Has n been your iiea. Sarah Arthur
asked. thsi Richard hss ben normal. clcar
. hsa5ec. from the time he osmo back from
Eurupe-the tim. Esuier browning .ang-
unfn rsoenuy7~
That would b. my gsess. Esther nrovn.
inr had -. surhen garden cNarcf out she
oisnt keep thos, healhcn birds and she
ci1nt kno~ what r. d. with thar big monkey
when Jssper LORD s~fis y 20 hs-. 50 reckon
Richard va 81 riehf ard didni make noises
and Esther browning nsyoe thought he was
cured
You don't think iris spe they knea had
anything 70 DO with ihisf Astaer asked.
~You don't think he was the one thar Jasper
Lord senf7"
. dont know anything about monkeys
or apes said Sarah. b.; : o. know ;ha;
that poor sewage beas; hss beer 1eaa a long
tine. lie got away and de somewhere or
was killed. Nobody hsd anything 70 - with
this bur Esther Browning's boy"
You knew that ls-, care.aaaa vixen We
tod you what had hspDeree7~
= didn't have say right 70 ray anyihlng
then"
9 ] always thought = yoa. Serah"-r
oouitn't ksip ss-szs i;-"ss waiting fer
something 70 run cat o. hoie"
Sarah kaocksd the heel TAP ort e asc pipe.
I'm obliged 70 --ou Arthrz.~ she saId. put.
tins the pipe "a ihz ;1bie. II wssn't your
fault that Don; ike nex cay riys. dId
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-04-12
BY Clifford RAYMOND
3 OF THREE.

Ike the tohAoco- Thsn she turned % me
-weu u was ~atshlns shs ho's ! asant
svs ~hai came oui u n-bu, l ~cuia have
.were gelnr home saa simon -irs
a. hours = sfghs sna we caus a. my s-cs
az al Ahous fsst don't knc~
= / krcw. simon raia AFshw -Neu ant
fsrsh have used nsf~ SOD essnrun sense
than cry osh's pecple IN the ~crld could
have used
u wcussr n oushi not q drive back
with sarah ana ssmoaf l sassestea
I -whai foff~ sarah asked
-Nou can't rhHip- sss simon. rs~re
isns roam IN the basss uniss. ycu sis %
sAfahs lap and that would be the death 20
her
= think you're mcfe needed here. rnn.-
said Arthur
We sent oat ana hslrsa TIE two ch rstpie
INTO itsu hosgy
~rfa' minister thar brough ne over
saa sarah as simon ST the ga us-fs On
hss ~sv = suppose he's ssfii faanlns
afouua 10 o,rvisa"
W fae that they st AMY ana then wsnt
has luto The house fct tho hrsi time Ar
thur shrWtd real -isna - tife. q sfeat phssi.
cal ana mental wrsfins.s. of spiritual ~rafi
nsss We htfh sat aown fcs = moment ~
ths RE Afthar seemed 20 reias fof that
moment
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-04-12
THlRTEENrH INsTAHLxFNr.
TRYING To SAVE RIcHxRD.

N NT7f came cown-sairs FOR moment
X 70 tel Arthur thar Hope uas alarming
i Y her by the rlsit.ty IN which she he.l
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-05-09
FINE WRITING
ny DIR. FRANK CRANE
Copyright. 1919. by Frank crancl

To all aspiring literary gents and ladies
wish TO announce that at last j have
discovered the model of fine writing
IL is the Theatre Programme
When / get settled in my seat and am
waiting for the show TO open mt 8:45,
which was scheduled for 500, ] love to
open the Theatre Programme and read the
Styles for Men.
Gosh as Old Bill Cantrell would say.
but it's sure elegunt. There may be niftler
litcrachoor somewhere cxtant, but j never
saw il. Thus, for instance, our Shelley
souled valet begins his gurgle:
"Protean, cosmopolitan New York is
ashine with top hats; agltter with white
shirt fronts; agleam with FURNISHED boots; ;
aglow with jewels and joie de vivre."'
There you have it--and just little dab
Of French at the end TO give IL the proper
atmosphere. One can but exclaim, as one
reads these rec-fined and uppety words. one
can but exclaim, with May Irwin. 20 lin
gerie. robe de mutt and o negligee"
Our author continues-but perhaps it's
an authoress-and If so we imagine her
beautiful but sneery--"
Not even strutting London can befog
the right little, tight little island Of Myn-
heer Peter Stuyvesant" (far be IL from so
culchercd authoress to just say New
York; "as practitioner OF the suave
urbanities Of ultra-modern dress"
o Mabel,
The high shoulder" he or she goes on,
and there's blood in her eye now-look out
for some toppy langridge-"the slim torso,
the forward tilt. the rangy stride" don't
get no pants hereafter that amt got no
rangy stride). "all these changes, foretold
a twevemonth" mot n year-O nothing
like thatO "ago here are now being retold
by parroting. pirating penny-a-liners every
where"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-05-09
IEHERGn1nrE EDITOR
HOMES THE CURE
By Mckee

why is the world 20 full Of unre-,r Can ore
the cause OF u alif No doub; our old black
mammiss Of past generations could In few simple
words make tho master minds OF tn. prescnt-day
world feel ashamed of their Ignorance vital a
subject Yet tho scriptures tell that The way OF
Righteousness Il 90 simple that fool may not err
therein
Marriage. homes and good cooking IL the to
all inauirers who would know what to do to save
world from the terrible dangerous unrest that
seems TO ensulf everyone from tho highest TO the
lowest.
writers everywhere mr.. trying to explain why pro
pie don't marry and ludlcrousy enough attribute II
psychological effect Of mind: but ask
the young and tho young lady at random-any.
whsrc-why they don't marry There vital .rr1
sons. the ability a home being the first and
chief Let lawmakers and ruling classes
down OF the air and get down to real bust
ne.s-make II possible for every young man to own
a home without fear OF foreclosure In illness
should overtaks him.
There can be no permanence TO either home
rage until there IL vouchsafed permanent security
remain single. declare there IL nothing ahead Of
them bu, slavery II they marry and the young wo
say there In security from either the
the state and decline with thanks.
Now our young men and women are not TO blame
Does not tho big land owner hav. all tho security
while the home buyer too often. under the strain and
OF modern living. must pcrforcc his home
and all the work and improvements added thereto
to the large land owner who sold II 10 him. l have
why does our system favor the man fire.. from
want while II draws stiil tighter around the helpless
oncs2 Let's use n little divine logic-Cod, the
spirit OF liberty IL In all. Likewise God In Love.
Now do wish to perpetuate these qualities In
humanity or do We wish to usher In reign of
Boshevism,
We have these two problems before us and may
heaven help us 10 avert world-wid catastrophe by
expanding our laws TO meet the needs Of the people
instead OF contracting tho people laws that are too
burdensome be borne.
Deprive man Of his hopes and he is dangerous
There is one man you do not fear. IL is the happy
mn hen hcha MI 40 III
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-05-09

r. 1874. the 10th Of May. Queen Elizabeth Of
England issued her royal license under seal allow
ng theatrical productions be presented This
marked the beginning Of the growth Of the theatre
IN England
On the 10Th Of May IN 1919. Governor Endicott Of
Massachusetts founded association to oppose the
wearing Of long hair
In iT7< the 10th Of May. Louis XIV. Of France
died IN the Goth year Of his reign.
On the 10th Of May. In IT'S. TSconderoga was sur
psised and captured by Colonel Ethan Allen ana =
company Of the Vermont miitamen known - The
Green Mountain Boys When the comnanding officer
OF the British forces asked Allen by what authority
he demanded the surrender Of the fort. Allen replied:
In the name OF the Great Jehovah and the Cont
mental Congress-"
On May 10. 1875 the second Continental Congress
was opened ~ Philadelphia This congress lasted
II years It's sessions held In Philadelphia Bal
tirnore Lancaster. York. Princeton. Annapolis Tren.
ton and New York IL this congress that adopted
the Declaration Of Independence and managed the
Revolutionary War.
In 1859. the 10th OF May. gold flrst discovs
cred IN the state OF Colorado by GREGORY q SOW
ernment teamster who found nuggets gold on the
banks OF Clear Creek.
In 1886. the 10th OF May jefferson Davis pred
dent OF the Confederate States OF America was car
tured by detachment OF Union cavalry 1t Irvine
Vile. Ca
ON the 10th OF May. in 1875 the Centennial Expo-
sition. In Philadelphia opened by President
Grant The exposition kept open from May to
October 10 OF the same year
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-05-09
On the ISSUE Of
4mericanism There Can
Be No Compromise

Nobody except some one who has worked
for "A marquise or sold cloaks on Fifth
ave. could rise TO such noble scorn.
II flout them" she adds, and we can see
her haughtily drawing her 1915 furs about
her and nervously lingering her diamond
necklaces, "as the whistle flouts the echo:
as the melody flouts the accompaniment;
as the bee flouts the drone; as the hunter
fouts the house dog; as the locomotive
flouts the caboose; as 1t fouts the OPP
posite."
Some foutl
We are further assured as we sit waitine.
for the curtain to go up, that "the habit
Of repression, or attaque de nerfs, or what
ever you choose TO call it, is still deep-rooted
among Americans" and that while "colorful
scarfings and polychromatic shirtings run
rampant in the Southland" in the North
they don't seem TO ramp so much
This is literachoor with mission, litera-
choor that realizes its responsibility of gild-
ing the actual, clarifying the commonplace,
and making NAV and the girls, as they are
spending few days in New York at some
hotel not too far from the Automat, and
paying $3.50 apiece for theatre seats, ap-
preciate the fact that they are fay and com
eel 70; also that when they get back TO
kokomo they are going to have few hot
ones to hand the ladies at the next Knights
Of Pythias sociable.
Also Hi Perkins of the Main Street EN-
porium is laying in a line of talk that will
paralyze 'em when he returns to Boards
town and resumes his task Of selling gents
furnishings
Such literachoor reeks Of duchesses and
billionaires, TO say nothing of buffers and
Wallets.
As the French poet so aptlv rennarks
Jenny say qua and Patty de fwa grass"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-05-09
WAGES FIRST CHARGE
AGAINST AN INDUSTRY
ny REV. CHARLES sTEr.zI.E

II IL counted a virtue the part Of employers n
they are willing maintain scales which were
secured by the workers during the war on account
81 the advanced eos; OF living.
Bu, We may ms well recognize the fact that even
with this increase in wage workingmen-wfth some
possible excep,ion-ars better off than they were
before the
The COS, Of living since 1914 has advanced fully 70
per And the cost OF food has increased Per
during the past month. that there 10 sign
relief In food prices Some articles have decreased
In price. but others have risen.
Prof Irving Fisher Of Yale University. said az the
conference OF governors and mayors at the White
House n few weeks ago:
The fundamental practical question confronting
business men whether the general level OF prices
IL going 10 fall In my opinion, II Is not going 20
fall much. IL nj all We q permanently higher
price level and the the business OF the
country this adjust themselves 20 ~ the
they viii themselves and the nation from
the misfortune which win come II We persist in
present false hope"
when the question OF increased wages in a partio~
uiar industry 10 being considered Is necessary TO .
certain extent raie TO give careful thought 10
tho welfare OF the industry whole. that its
Interests may be conserved.
But forget the fundamental principle
that the frs; charge against any industry Is the
wages OF It's workmen.
And a. industry afford TO pay a living
wage II has right 10 live.
IL In far important TO conserve than Il e.
to construct machines 10 produce any other
modify
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-05-09
Germans Gain at That

The peace not altogether punishment for the
people of Germany.
True. the country will be reduced to second-rate
power.
But the people of this second-rate power concev
ably be much happier than they under the autocras
Of Germany, of the leading world powers
They won't have big army and n big navy. Neither
VIII they have to support these parasites The millions
millions that sunk by Germany year and year out
IN these needless enterprises WILL for years TO
be paid in indemnities to the allies il is true But
then. the German pope will have gained something Once
the money debt is paid off they will be free 10 their
future millions for and civizing devel-
opment.
To be freed of the military incubus is something for
which the German people WILL at future date if not
now, be thanking the allies.
Yet the allies themselves will be slower to wish the
same benefcent article for themselves For the immediate
future at least shall them spending countless mil
Hons upon large armies and naves millions that could very
well improve living conditions materially everywhere. They
viii do because the fear of is still mbedded among
the nations of the world
On this -disarmament-the allies have pre-
oontcd Germany with inestimabe boon-a boon they
unfortunately unable to confer upon themselves yet
"TAe hidsons. saraoe. tsdoar, heartless shame Of
It, this pdnderin0 Of the daily newspapers Of city
10 morbid curiosity in order TO sell papers"
This. IN reference to the Garrison uttered
bv whom? By newspaper that has been printing col
ssnns about the case every day. Can you beat this
shameless moral hypocrite?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-05-09
SHOULD BE PRESCRIBED BY EVERY DOCTOR
AND USED IN EVERY HOSPITAL
Says Editor Of physicians Who's Who"

the body cells with the necessary
phosphortc food elements bitro-
phosphate quickly produces q well
come transformation In the appear
ancei the increase In weight fro
auently being astonishing.
Clinical tests made In st. Gather
Ines hospital. N. Y. c. showed that
two patients gained In weight 20 and
~ pounds. respectively. through the
administration OF this organic phos-
phate; both patients claim they have
not felt as strong and well for the
past ~ years.
This increase In weight also car
rtes with Il a general Improvement
Ia the health. Nervousness. sleep
iessness and lack OF energy. which
nearly always accompany excessive
thinnesn soon disappear, dun eyes
become bright and pale cheeks glow
with the bloom OF perfect health.
Physicians and hospitals every
whore are now recognizing its mer-
It's by Its use In ever Increasing
auantities. Frederick Kolle. NJ. D.,
editor of New York PhysiciAns'
who's who." says: 'Bitro-P hos-
phats should Be prescribed BY every
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-05-09

Take plain bitro- phosphate, Is the
advice Of physicians to thin. delicate.
nervous people who lack vim. energy
and nerve force, and there seems TO
be ample proof OF tho efficacy OF
this preparation TO warrant the rec
ommendation. Moreover. IN we Judge
from the countless preparations and
treatments which are continually
being advertised for the purpose OF
making thin people fleshy, develop
inE arms. neck and bust. and re-
placing ugly hoiiows and angles by
the soft curved Hines of health and
beauty. there are evidently thou
sands Of men and women who Keen
iy feel their excessive thinncss.
Thinness and weakness are usually
due To starved nerves our bodies
need more phosphate than In con-
tanned In modern foods Physicians
claim there II nothing that viii sup
ply this deficiency 40 well as the or
ganie phosphate known among drug
rists as bitro- phosphate. which is
inexpensive. and 10 sold by most all
druG q ists under . guarantee OF sat-
isfaction or money back. iiy feeding
the nerves directly and BY supplying
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-05-09
THE OLD GARDENER SAYS

That II isn't necessary TO worry any about
the cabbage maggot which has destroyed Thousands
Of plants during the last few years This pest can
be easily crcumvented by the plan OF putting
felt paper collars around the plants These collars
have slit In side that they win easily pass
around the stems which they should lit rather
closely. The collars or discs should hug the ground
tightly on all sides. The fly which responsible for
the maSgot will lay her the paper but the
maggots will not be able get into the ground IN
their usual fashion and will perish This Is q simple
and easy way OF crcumventng a unwelcome
garden visitor.