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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-05-20
You Have An
Advertising Message for the Public
Tell 1t Now!
U. S. DEPARTMENT OF LABOR.

q o DEFAKT WENT OF LABOR,
~ EVER were the people 1.-The buying
public more ready and able to buv
than they are today
mere IS no scarcity of money. The PURCHASING
IN america today is greater than in all hIstorv
ne Iieo FOR new and greater business devaonnoat
is here. ' "eVeopment
advertising is the certain, quick and eoon,
method of developing your business economical
ana us great economies back of your own husin
good will. " opu'nlsin ana
v me ~ s. Department of Labor urges all progress
have anything to SELL advertise n al VINO
advantage of the great market which exits anu take
time. '' oNietS at THIS
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
INE NEEnlGENATlNN enpInnl

WANTED--A thoroughly experienced
picture Trainer AT brapcry Co.. 2?i
y Robinson no not phone
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19

sIiIlTE from motor transport. wnu's
position Have Mad five ycnrF dry-
..s DNI'rnn.. and one vorr 100 rcpair-
"r automobiles Address. " T.
rHt.r NIr. Okla. Nll T. S,h ST.
NANN OFFICER. released from active
duty desires position with reliable
'fW some business experience. college
,IGu1tInu can furnish host rctcrcn',s
pf,fpr work in garage or with auto ac-
D'H0rivs zee that is limo | intend 10
follows TIA
uIsCIiAEaEp OFFlCER twruty-fvc
yrarssNf ago married. desires position
ns rrncN& uifIr" clerk or amy other
position Vh~C hitting ln" hill wll0 lead
,u,r as tH'uc Mud rniwy'cl"yk \ r.
A & lt. Co References of my
Kind furnished Hhuuo walnut 5'3N-l,
n.t for Nr Pollard iGl- = Robinson
nlsDHNEGEld soldier wAhes position
with urW. office work or driving Ford
ear. f. L. Rnurhmnn, Y VI. g. \
A VOLUNTEER Discharged soldier
wishes position with "A reliable
firm as clerk Ur hOOkkrcpcr, where
ability only counts Married, two
children. salary 500 WIN make
good ncc0us" have Co. Can go to
work Immediately B-ll12 care okla
humon.
DRUGGIST wants position, I years eV-
poucuyc, wus sergeant medical
corps. ugr 81. can furnish reference
phOuc OF write. Elmer A. CooWhr.
duncan. okla
plSCHNUGED soldier would Ike Job as
chauffeur 'ur private family. call
itl2-J Goo E Mason, lIal's Harvey.
DISCHARGED soldier wishes position
with firm. o.icc work or driving
Ford car y l.. Haughmnn. Y. NJ G. \.
WNNTEp-po Position as truck driver or
mechanic. auto accessories salesman,
reurutly discharged from motor trans
port Address. PISS. ON1nrwpn
WNSTEU-ro Position of'rrrg any Kind
of clerical work, experienced. re-
Gently discharged n.,l Olnhomnn
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
CONTRACTING AND REPAIRING

evil :. T.. JONES, for nh Kinds o.
carpenter work and repairs Roof
work Il speciality. Maple 2gsi-N
vHE Oklahoma CITY Bldg Co build.
luE contractors Phone w. .S55-J.
HOUSES raised ana moved by Roy l..
INck. 500 W. California. walnut
$3.50.
HOUSE DOCTORS. carpenters and
builders and general repairs. Can
Maple 'lti-J Porter and Peterson
YOUR HOME building. r,modrllnr o..
pairing and painting solicited by ". J.
$, rnf. contractor walnut Gie5-J.
FOR pLASTERlNG aud repair work
u0l Walnut 3fNi
If NuU have a horse 20 repair. phs'or.
patch. or garage TO buud, call Davis.
Walnut 92n7-I
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
OFFICES AND sTORERooMs
FOR RENT

WOULD you like to rent
an office nicely fur.
nishedP Phone Maple
S7O.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT

fOR REST Ncwly furnished In ivory.
front sleeping iupm large rluHct, nd-
Joining bath walking distance, gentle
men preferred walnut 5,O2.J
ILEASANT south room In Walking dis.
turr, home privileges and use -
Ntthru. ,u pie Ur ladies' employed,
GJl luu 5ih Maple 3lts-j
LARGE, south bedroom, olcm ana nice.
IN fufnmli"d modern ruuNcnlcur"Hi
indies or muu md VITO employed.
walking distance Walnut l2ii
TWO nicely Furnished rooms within
walking distance iur two gentlemen
ur rmp!u}rl ldIcn cat, Walnut 'iOl,
12N W lalh
NICL 'FRONT.' room boo BRICK nhi. 92r
West aWs phone Maple A.1y-N
NICILN furnished routn,usl room. b-
dies preferred Maple li't. COS West
nm
ron E.NT ~lrrplue room. all modern
,ur',ulouD,s lunk home, must ho
sr'n tu hr appreciated Maple 2'N.J.
TRAINED nurse wishes ulr" roommate:
nI-lrrir lt. pr.mtrl close in. cool.
vrII. furnished r'um walnut lPlN
FURNISHED sleeping room, close in.
walnut .Nni
F.N d..uIr n.dr0pm. or rent. ,loso
lu lN Harrison avenue
SIEErlNI ROOM. prat" home. Dl.-a
u mon ouly Walnut H'1
TWO u.ob Furnished upNnii, rooms.
lu priyNl" homo. ~ West tth. Ma
p." .sNr
NICELY FURNISHED rooms In prlpto
imllE ladies' 'npob eel preferred.
%rE sou'no!at brdr.om 100 private
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
WANTED MISCELLANEOUS

rUw,rs d. good condition. ready 20
run. state lowest cash prlCc J.. E
stout Mnugum. okla
WANTED Suitnhl" location tor sub
urhHu grocery r. Maple iJ'i-J
ENrREsS and truck driver desire, tp
rent ,ur few weeks for commercial
ug, Hest ~ credentials furnished lin.
g'n'elt"r. HiI"uour lMkcr Micro
WANTED Adjustable dress iurm Ma
LIn l-lA
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
FEMALE HELP WANTED

fHHa.-a.af '.'....H HaHaHHn
WANTED - Experienced mattresses
phone Arcade nD'rL r0urn city
WANTED Experienced candy sales
lady. uUr-rSprricrcod need not Hp-
ply Rose Candy shop 202 w. Main
WNNTED-Nt once. reliable woman 10
do hOuSeWufk fnr small 'nmlly on
form Nrio T.. q, Barnes. Route ..
Mirro, Oklahoma.
Youug LADY typlst and
luJkKorNor for part time work. lgu'
work. pleasant surroundings Maple
l1u1
WANTED Elderly woman as cook and
huusrkceprr in family ~ two good
hum" aud rcaHOunhle wages for hight
Irty Address with particulars b-
l|.T care okluh0Wln.
WHITE WOMAN wnutrd for house
work GlS East mn walnut 5'il-l.
NANTED-N NiIllr.nsci Woman ur g'''
fnr general huIs'Nofk ou mnl,tu
p m walnut ..i'.l
AurDlr-NGFp pI. 20 do nursing
IN.u. Walnut .H..N
EXPERIENCED rII fur general HoYsr-
work nuu" ufNrr need apply tul uj
ltt vs.. aN0u INuo Nrlut .al,.l
WANTED Empu.. .I woman t. ,uu
during apir, nwr ur expert a... uNt-
'nE work Phone Walnut --aN for 'u-
IHlrfm.u'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19

SAFETY rNZOHS Sll\WESED.
Good us NcH.
Single Edr" Blades ........... e'c doz
Gillette Iudcs ...... .............5ic doA
Hplr Edro Razor 60.
Lobby Baum rIdr oklahoma City.
WANTED Employed man tn train
during spurr im" frr expert ng-
counting work. Phone Walnut .25s for
appointment
SAFETY EAZONS SIINHrENEp.
Double edges ..-.....,....s...3J dozen
single edges .................s2 2Jc dozen
open rnaors honcd or hollow ground.
THE SAFETY RAZOR MAN"
'no West Main ST. + 4 II store.
NANTrb.C1 C1id writer. window trim
mrr and salesman Write Il. H.
lu.h'r. Nu'mon. ukln.
WANTED Unu,h mou,g,rs tn orrr-
Htr vnulul'u ana retail automobile
H....sur, houses ont ~ uklnhowt
C.N rff.,s must have capital tu in.
yrsi u.I h,.f ~ references Npply
southwest supply 'o Mnnlc zoos
CAPABLE u.r with Gr 90 WIN"
school districts. t.j - i-"n week.
I.''. tNI1IuwNn
rNlyrNlUsWr 100 good nrm. rcpu'n-
lIr I4.'.rsH o. ,U,I.I" W1n Win
taN.u % !Ipuo. r-.f. OI'hompr
WpDK nISITE~ WANTED -- lsu"-
Gladly fufwH.#yrs. steady permanent
WORK. eight huuH. union The Hush
STEPHENS Printing Cuw,rnN jefferson
tnN Mo-
WANTED. so ONCE first class chef FOR
rfu In TDns ul field. fn Icr week
Z right man Walnut IIin.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
Statesmen WANTED


Statesmen WANTED sell stock
~ ull corporation pnyiug monthly div.
ldrri3 with large Kansas aud ONp.
hUrl holdings No advances or nd.
1'fislng expenses allowed. Reply wire,
letter or I'm person Immediately,
MIDWEST SECURITIES
CORrORATION.
90 Commerce Bldg. Kansas C.'r. No
Statesmen WANTED -Salrsmru stop.
look nud listen ono ut tho l.E.
g"st money -mnKlug propositions known
today -toWcthug entirely new and dt.
,rfcut II lsa wnll telephone directory.
business guide n"i calendar THIS hns
been copyrighted. hence statesmen
should have no competition. I, Is some
wur"y-mtkor ON, inexperienced mgn
...Urci ln Sherman. ToNIe. IN = days.
over md above all expenses $50. ard
deposited the money lu the Commercial
National bank uf sherman. anl three
inexperienced men cleared IN DcnlSon.
r'NlH. lu days. iJfS clear Of all oN-
I,nsrg. and dguGlicl their profits m
tho state National Bank ot UcnisHu
'nk deposit slip. ~ prove snmr. THIS
IH t Nrr pleasant hu7IucsS 'Nprrlcrro
NOT urOr sIrN "" want people who
ne. liu'. BRISTOL ON." house. a. ~
9" % o. ' Hrnlt,' IS NoI'r,
~N.I-NTN - l.ulle our S1lran0arI
g.H.I'w..'r Hs s.l" line We pat nu
repent orders standard Sales company
uNa..nl DtN. u.n
SNlI.NNN WNNTrN-To t.u ON
commission our new l,n' ~ gp-to-'hc-
minute knife and MERCHANDISE sales
.ufu ussortmrutr. Qu.ty goods. each
..sut'w,ut UuNs ltrgr cDmmifsiuu
Prefer salesman who ,lT on trade
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
DRESSMAKING AND MILLINERY

HEMSTlTCHING Prompt service,
prices reasonable white Sewing
Machine Co, il9 n Broadway. Phone
Walnut 2iGG
FuRS Of all Kinds rcmodeled. coats re-
lined Call Walnut liH
DRESSMAkING aud alterations. Mary
G. Monser phone Maple 1853, Room
2i5. over Kerr
DRESSMAKlNG Hair work Maple
alsS.R
CLIMB THE STAIRS aud save n dollar
--rctrlmming specially Rnlley n
Scranton 225h West Main. Agency Of
Wade Corset open Saturday night
PLAIN sewing and chlllrens clothes
Walnut 2l22 $50 East 9Th
FASHIONABLE drcssmakIng reason
able prices. i22 N, Broadway. Maple
oil
FASHIONABLE drcssmakng reason
able prices 122l y broadway. Maple
ei3,
WANTED - Designer aud millinery
trimmer for afternoons 225'a W.
Main
.bRlSSNNklNG and alteration work
Maple y6i2-J, SIS West I'm.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
PAPERHANGING AND
REPAIRING

ROOMS PNpTEED, 8 nul ug. SD
uUrg slWuIrr House painting is our
sp'.p.'y Roach Bros. MN" e'.,
FAINTER AND PAPER HANGER ,lll
Walnut ISIS Will bring samples.
Cheap prices. work guaranteed. Gfcru-
lee.
ROOMS plprrrd s. nul up, wI bring
samples. also painting. e. a. Roach.
Walnut .Ii.
ROOMS rNpEREp. t2uo and up. will
hung samples Painting. reasonable.
Maple ll1i " r. Roach
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19

10 room boo brick fAi, a2g
o. phone maple i.l,-R
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
FEMALE HELP WANTED

WAITRESS wanted nj ntIstol Hotel
WANTED An experienced white glrl
for general house work wal $3.50
HOl ". 10th.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
WANTED, at once, expe
rienced sten0grapher
P. l8, OklRnOmRM.

WANTED Experienced hlud irourr
experienced press KIM and girl 10 Learn
Apply white swan Laundry l3 10
Hrundwny circle
"ANrGJ' q, dnos g. 'ssoo"@SN< s.o', On y"l1a
Robinson
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19

Al week day classified 0d'cfilsns
runs IN both papers ni one pf'" sun
day OkllhOm1n one Issue, Hnmo rate q
tho Two diilifH
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19

! NltllN furnished np1th'uSl room. III
! dies preferred Mlrl, llHh. COS West
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19

RhF furnished room hs high school
teacher prrfnr comparatively close %.
T.. 2. BI.tNtfurr
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19

HOOK NINITTI- NHNNITT' = IFU'-
UNNy f.fwHHU'fg. steady, permanent
Wurt. eight huHrH. union. The Hush
stephens rrunnc Cuw,ruN jefferson
tf'N N..
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19

.HuIr bedroom. for rent. ,loss
IN Harrison avenue
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
SITUATION WANTED BY
DISCHARGED SOLDIER

lAs urt-Iu'r service. the OklnhowAn
I.rn. won uun'sn want ads under this
UHplIug Tor days. without Chargrl
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
WANTED-TO RENT


WANTED TO RENT-Clcln. comfort.
nbly furnished room D.. high school
i't. h"r prrfnr comparatively close u.
rs, "Enhom1u
WANTED 70 rent or lease flr year.
or : room house Iu East Capitol
lill With . lots ur moro. Can luuhet.
Weston n.ou Tel ro.
WANTED TO REST tIrmsh,d
apartment ur suit" N lrit house
I'epuns rooms hF mother urd daughter
u. furnished house iu good location
Best OF references Pc, uNuhnmrn
WANTED -Four. n,r or tx room
wuluu ur.Wnish'd house ur nu,rt.
wru' in good r,lrnburUloi Phone Nr
Df'r''rcc' walnut 500
WANTED 70 RENT Glenn. cpmfrr.
i1hIy furnished room hv hugh school
teacher. prefer comparatively close iu.
f-3j Okhhoman
WANTED TO RENT tumrnuhrd or
G-ropm bungalow. north. for 3 adults
only, reference furnished. Phone Maple
gS2i-J
WANTED ny APRIL { Small orrco
space. with store room luNIS uf
equivalent Phone Maple 2.'
WANTED Tu EENT 3 or t.room
wud,ru furnished i.Hsu hy NlrI 4.
north or northwest preferred Rcsrou-
sluic pI''.'e with lii' references Ma.
plo i,u ur NH"l" uaa-I evenings
WANTED no REST Nrrl I pr not
later Nprl. 10, o. ur 7-roum. modern
| huuso; north or northwest, 2 adults
| permanent references, phone Walnut
4s1l
| WANTED TO EEST. q or 1.room
! modern home. cai Mr. Cnr. Maple
| 'u'l
/ YOrNG couple want ? W i.room nm
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
stock Statesmen
Attention

Tho following mon arc officers oi our
COMPANY.
k.. r. Mckee. President American
Brio. and Tile complnN
" l.. Alexander. TX state Treasurer
j. l.. MDk'own, successful ol op"r-
naiur
g. r. Ku.Eh' prominent merchant.
q. T. l.ss, prominent rrrchIut
We hat" over lm acres good on
leases with lUn acres practically inside
the dor,cka IoIscs I'm Blfkhuruott
field, Walters rold llc1'iton and Kan
gra fields No can't miss and We have
tu extra good proposition 10 Offer YOU
rrht NOW. with extra good commits
sion,
Ranger Burk Petroleum
Company
~ American Nau Bank Rldg
SNLIeWu.E The Ihllcr Proprietary
co want few moro mon for work Boo
oklahoma driving medicine wagons
M''r lI S. lruuks. Con Ng'. ,ir"
lone Hotel. Guthrie oklahoma
WANTED Immediately. two snl,s.
men. sell Mo Free srWluE machine
hE money Tor hight men. oNeryth,ug
furnished write. phone ur wire j W
Sn'h. STATE Mrr Wagner. Okla
| NANT one I've salesman ~ proven
ability 20 sell oil leases, must furnish
r'tor'u," nhl'lF AMI honesty Nur-
p'u. Nuiruz CO., 2il American National
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
ROOM WITH BOARD FOR RENT

FURNISHED rooms for rent 10 work
ing people; meals II desired. as
l. Eleventh street
NICE large room for two. with board
12S West ith
ROOMS nicely furnished with board
fou Two persons. private home. @li
Wet 'th Maple acGl.1
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
UNFURNISHED ROOMS
FOR RENT

FOR RENT or I unfuruishoI modern
rooms ,a9 g. ith ~
THREE uu'uru0shcd rooms. suuth front
on east 'rido, screened back porch
clos" 10 caJ 1911 ". q, Walnut
,1rn-R
TWO unnrnshed rooms. on y Kel-
hum avenue.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19
,ApER HANGING AND PAINTING

ROOMS pArERED. 8 M and up win
bring samples Maple jli nyklns
a. InvI
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19

WALL pNrEW 7c oil NV prIccs are
the best; Vill hr.ug samples ana os.
Innate work Il W.. rEtott, ll2 W 5rd
Phone Walnut 61Jf
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19

\ Robinson no not phone.
ICE REtRlGERATlNG engineer want.
I'D for night run, siHriIuF about Ami,
FIRST Applicant must have three or luu'
wears Ictuhl operating experience mud
recommendation from former employees
Have dn-tou compression plant, Ens Tor
nel VIII have seven or eight months
employment Cushing lee Co cushing
Okla
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19

STOP hunting work. t.uiu Yourself aud
work Will s,yk YOU ttl NhumI Auto
mobile School. lgs 81 Western
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-19

tuR NENT-Tvo lght Housekeeping
i"p'n- modern. downstairs. private
'front.' entrance Appy i21 East tih
CON carly or after o %. m. ihoug Wa.
nut l.'I
The Washington herald., 1919-04-09
The New Price Level.

The for full production, universal employment
prosperity.
What's the delay in the performance:
There need for all products plenty money which
puhasenore than three gold
the old banking system.
Professor Irving Fisher University this question
conference OF governors and
held recently in Washington
He that it in the failure bu-
generally buy hopes labor
will down.
TO talk evereny OF the Io3-I9I4 prices Professor Fisher
rs speak in the dead language
The OF today who he
but the who finds the fac
That there is too much OF speculative tendency
awaiting the lowering that
mat price level Professor opinion
by the government
We doing business with counters
and while and material yet selling price
will be in proportion.
1t is entirely in
profits the
AS for building plans one-eighth
inch foot per foot drawings
the latter scale large but proportions
building, the results the
With food they to
will down
lt desirable that should
the curtament of the purchasing of the people
ono Of the large and original OF prosperity
There be natural lowering of
reduction of labor the
tcrial is by OF the labor bestowed
II IS this speculative tendency all OF
drop below normal production cost-bargains.
But live by bargains
The prosperity continue
performance is for all OF the merchant
the householder buy what now all
This may incidental items but by purchas-
We well wait for prices of pre-war prices
OF IoI3-ToI4.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-09

gardens UP there and is late getting
started this year.
Mrs. May NJ. Parsons. after a two
months illness, has returned TO
work much improved and is assign
ed to the proof section
Bruce Frick was away from his
desk Monday engaged in house
hunting.
Billy Glenn suggests that II the fel-
Ter who borrowed" a Masonic man.
ual from his drawer in the hand-sec-
ton annex is through with it he will
appreciate its return.
Jim Mann is preparing for a motor
trip to Richmond and points South.
He will leave soon. and will trust TO
luck-not to the roads, because he
knows they are rotten.
Hey. John Connery, who was the
last one to shake hands with Johnny
Williams?
Judge Slater, in order 10 get of
Monday. told the boss he had been
sitting un with a sick COW the night
before. Think Of that,
John h Bittenbender. an old en-
, plOye Of the proof room, resigned
Saturday and will take things easy
from now on working his farm al
Camp Springs, Nd.
Makeup John s. Frick IL detailed
from the job room to the Library
Arthur Maccubbin has returned tc
his desk after a week on his Laure'
farm" He insists that it is a farm
Frederick c. Teichmann. jr.. is alb
sent from the press room on ter
| days leave.
Miss Ida NJ. NalIy. file clerk in the
office of the purchasing agent, start
ed ffteen days leave Mondoy.
Jack Walsh is taking several
weeks leave from the pamphlet
bindery.
Miss Helen Barrett has been miss.
ed by her friends in the blank sec
tion for several days. Helen, where
art thou?
The Washington herald., 1919-04-09

have been suffering indeed.-Bos-
ton Transcript
Walter. this steak is v-v
small" 'Yessir. but il will take
you a long time 70 eat it."-Bcs-
ton Transcript
why do you attend the meet
ings OF the club II you don't en-
joy them" Y hnd so much there
TO criticise."-Detroi Free Press
Mr.. and Mrs. wombst seem 80
hate you. yet you were an early
friend OF each" That's the point
introduced them
Courier-JournRl.
Percy-Yes. I judge others BY
myself. don't you know. Miss
Keen-Really, But isn't that rBth-
er a low standard Of Judgment
Boston Transcript
''Tore wife is considerable OF n
talker," sympatheticslIy said a
neighbor. ''Eh-ysh," rather rue
fully replied Gap johnson Of
Rumpus Ridge. Ark Pears IKE
she's afraid II she don't hurry she
won't get everything said up
Judge.
Who ate that salmon The
cat. guess" "'Bosh''' Now,
my dear. everybody knows that a
cat likes salmon" Yes. but p cat
can't manipulate csn-opener."-
Louisville Courier-JournsL
DoctOr-What you need most fs
a change Of diet Dyspeptic-
Come again. Doc Why. that's
what made M what am today.
Doctor-WSa' 30 YOU mean Dy-s-
peptic-Five different cooks in as
many months Buffalo Express.
Crsbshaw-Reing back in New
York must uT great -slieF from
the terrible strsir of Tho WAT zone.
Corp Jim-Quit yer kidding, Since
came ove~ I've been knocked
down 10y a taxi. held Up nv couple
of tough guys and charged a
months pay for a weeks board
Life.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-09
THE PARAGRAPHER'S
NEWS VIEWS.

Taxes and expenses may lead thrifty
people to beat their garages into
chicken houses.-St. Louis GIobe-Dem-
ocrat
There are only three kinds of dane
ing-graceful, ungraceful and disgrace
ful.-London Chronicle.
To save the world from being turn
ed upside down it may become neces-
sary to form union of all nonunion
people.-New York Evening Post.
1t is small wonder that the Paris
conference has made the President
sick. 1t is having that same effect on
many others.-Baltimore American.
In novels man nearly always mar
r,es the right woman. And he sue
ceeds IN doing so at about half the
time in real life,-Topeka Capital.
Chicago has reelected Thompson
but his diminished majority gives
ground for the hope that in twenty
years or so Chicago will be an Ameri-
can city. - Charleston News and
Courier.
Would an international supreme
court, as suggested by Senator Cum
minis, settle any sort of dispute in the
same geneAation in which it arose?-
st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
For a place that a year ago wa.
only ''an Atlantic port" New York
seems to be doing quite a thriving
business.-Philadelph Public Ledger
And will it be necessary to enforce
peace upon the world with a sword /?
Baltimore American.
Three per cent beer is forbidden in
Massa achusetts, but per cent litter
acy still gets by, thanks to the large
proportion OF foreign-born population.
Springfield Republican.
If the Anti-Saloon League is at all
appreciative ii ought to arrange for
underwriting the entire issue of the
Fifth Liberty Loan.-Los Angeles
Times.
PoindeXter seems determined to earn
for himself a monument on Inter
den Linden. He favors a separate
peace with Germany" "-Rochester
Herald.