The evening world., 1919-05-07
'Sure "The Woman Did 1t, "
But She Didn' t, EUen if TIUO
Did Butt Into Stag Party
Toastmaster Was Too Funny, That Was
All, and Louis Had No Sense of Humor,
and the Punch Has Strong Kick
for Rebecca and Sadie

The archery having been accom-
pllshod and the subsequent chasera Of
"a little Of the same" properly tucked
away, the conference reopened quiet-
ly and peacefully.
Just then Louis, who declared he
was an actor with other faults be-
sides. came over the horizon and was
warmly greeted by his compatriots.
Lets howl over Just one more, and
We will go TO my party"
Ten minutes later who should Ap-
pear but two ladies-and all ready
Tor the stag party. They we're none
other than Mrs. LevnslSy and Mrs.
Sam Cohen.
hello. boys" they said IN chorus.
Hello, girls" said Sam, Louis and
the others with brave smiles Of well
come.
we hear there Is a party for Louis,
ana we are after coming to 20 to it."
nut my dear Rebecca, II is a stag
there." w
Oh yes, there are. Sadie and me
are going to TO to It. Come on, sa lie
Lead the way. boys"
tnere was no time for action or
excuses. and the group OF would be
,non makers journeyod to a nearby
haa, . Where preparations had
Amt that swell7" said Mr., Toni.
As she saw the birthday displav'
IT sure ls," agreed SADIE aS,.c .h.
nad looked In the closets and nndeT
she beds. II think we are going 10
nave swell time"
Tor time the noodles, Eardines and
otner edlbles flew merrlly over the
oTHIds' Then followed a punch
wnivn' r' as Sadie declared, tasted
pretty smooth, but must havo an
drinking it," O'
And then came tho ,oasts and ,ha
e' sam was In fine fettle. and
0'eGseo himself as toastmastar.
u one TO Louis; he looks a lot
Vsdor than he 10. but he says he "A
sy-elght. He must be 1900 years
Siu, anyway. 1t must be terrible 70
o. oe 80 oia' but he Is a good Teller, any
And we hope" continued Sam.
that even though he is 5000 years Old
ne VIII live 5000 more and even then
DC aole TO make a living by falling
on MS neck on the stage.n
For why you say l make a living
py railing on my neck?" asked the in
dignant Louis.
Listen to him, feilers.- nepeated
the lovial Sam, who had not caught
tno danger signals, "he is a good old
sport even II he is 5000 years old and
AT this moment something han
pened- Some one fiipped a sardlne.
wen composed In mustard. at Louis's
nose Louis replied In kind with a
piece OF egg asalad directed at sam.
Then everything came under the
head or ammunition, and was thrown
to the four winds. When finally the
party broke up, II was merely becauss
there was nothing to drink or throw.
"A good time had by ALL" sam went to
sleep for the night: Louis departed
rubbing an injured nose and swearing
vengeance; the rest went their varI.
Gus ways homeward in various man
ners and conditions.
Tuesday morning found LouiB walt
ing at Essex Market Court, all ready
| loT SUMMONS Tor Sam. And Sam
had been tipped Off and was also pres
ent and voting. The pair were inter
eepted by Assistant District Attorne,
Hogan before they arrived before hi,
Honor. A fatherly conversation en-.
sued.
Look here, Louis, you know he
didn't really mean you were 5000
years old, don't you?
Il don't suppose he meant A but
he said II, and no said made a liy.
Ing sliding on my neck"
You didn't mean to hurt his feel.
ings, did YOUR"
mo-" replied Sam. "Everyth,nr
went all right until he threw an ege
salad at me-"
Now here you have two good
friends fghting about a little thing
Wouldn't II be much better TO ahak,
hands and forget that part of thC
party?"
This was concluded after severn
minutes.
TT must have been the women at
stag party" they agreed, as they
eft the court together.