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good out of it he could ride on
the back seat there where he
wouldn't be anywhere near Bill, so
finally she said all right.
We got home as fast as we could
and began to clean Tom up but
dad it was an awful job. Harold
Jones wasn't as bad because guess
the paint had dried faster out in
the open than it had under the top
Anyhow dad. you know how long
and fuzzy Toms hair is on top,
well, when he had raised up 1t had
wiped off about all the blue paint.
We tried just everything on it
and on his clothes, too, but nothing
seemed to do any good. sc finally |
got him one of my old shirts that
was about his size, but | couldn't
find him any knickerbockrs so we
had to cut the paint out of his and
sew in some new goods out Of one
Of your old coats George Brooks
and | did the sewing and | didn't
know we could do so good, why dad
you couldn't hardly notice the diff
ference when you stood back q
little bit and squinted up your
eyes.
And while we were fixing those
things up Harold was cutting the
painted hairs off, because he just
had to dad, some clear down by
Toms head, but others just on top,
he only cut as much as he had to.
But | guess we didn't notice how
long it was taking, because all at
once we heard Mrs. Harlow calling
J up the front stairs to know if Tom
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Dear Dad: l sure am glad that
I'm me and not Tom Harlow, or
anyhow that l came down to you
and mother instead of being sent
over there. because dad, l. don't
think Mrs. Harlow ever was boy
like us or knows how we fellows
like to do.
You know was telling you
about that auto we made yesterday.
Well, this morning the fellows came
over real early so l hitched up and
we tied the auto on behind the
cart and then we started out.
Mother was going down to the
Red Cross rooms but Jean didn't
see how Tom can grow up to be
of her, because you see now dad.
when we have the trailer there is
plenty of room In the cart. So Jean
was there on the front seat with
me while Bill and the other fellows
took turns in the cart and trailer,
or | mean they were going to.
Harold Jones got in the front
seat OF the auto first and Tom Har-
!. low in the back seat because they
had furnished the most things for
the trailer, and then we went down
to market because mother wanted
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me to get some things for her
real early.
1t just went grand. The back
wheels did 60 just little crooked,
one being higher than the other
that way. but nobody would hardly
notice it and Tom said it felt some
thing like being on one of the
horses in merry go round And
then, dad, with the top being up
that way just over the back seat,
it did look almost like real linn
ouszeene. Almost everybody turn
ed around to look at us, and dad.
I'll bet they never guessed we had
made it all by ourselves; did they
Anyhow, while l was in getting
the things for mother. Of course
Mrs. Harlow had to drive up in her
electrick,, and when she saw Tom
in the trailer she got awful mad
because you know she doesn't like
Bill Hadley a bit, and she said
Tom had to come right home with
her. So Tom started but dad,
guess that paint hadn't got quite
dry. and I knew she'd get madden
than ever if she'd see Tom from
the back, so l went up to her my
| self, dad, and told her how Tom
had worked to get the auto done
and if she'd only let him get some
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-01-11
DEW AND FOG.

Dew. We know that there is a
radiation of heat from the earth at
night and, as we further know, this
process causes cooling; hence the
solid objects on the earth begin to
fall in temperature. and air that
comes in contact with them is also
cooled, which causes it to reach the
temperature at which. the moisture
it contains is in saturated cOndi-
ton; then the air deposits this
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Overseas
Edition
HEARD FROM FRANCE.

Miss Smathy Smithens heard
from her fellow and she thinks the
letter ought to be published in the
reeZe:
Somewhere in Mud"
This year.
My swcet-loving doughball Smathy:
Tout de suite-Smathy-that's
French, dear, means directly, and
do you know all think Of you is.
tout de suite" l think of your
gliding arms as I 60 "oyer the top"
COT the cafe tables) to get another
bottle of wine. And Smathy, lover.
you're a "darb." I've seen beau
coup girls over here, (oh. gee.
there / go singing that French
again. that means very much or
lots).
Another thing, Smathy, dear, l
shall never forget the time when
you rolled of my lap, felt very
sorry at the time, but little dough
ball, had to giggle for you did
come down like ton Of cement
blocks. You're as big as the side
of barn, anyway; Oh, don't get
peeyed dear, as you know ! am in
love. with you. / think you have a
nice dog too. You ought to see ME
chasing the enemy. me and Eddie
drove whole bunch of them cruel
creatures TO their holes-and we
are going to get a "Cross Of Misuse
and when we all come back, honey
dear. the police force,-he won,
have anything on us for decora
tons. Eddie, he is SO awkward tina
he fell in little shell hole right II
day light and nearly drowned-it':
a wonder mis- day hasn't come te
fore this for he's always monkeyint
around something dangerous. XIII
speak French in the morning, bu
am all out of luck, .Smathy, dear. il
the rest Of the day. can say Bon
Jour and il they don't say anythin'
else | get by with the Language
(Bonjour is good morning). hop
you still like your old job OF sling
ing hash at Inside Inn. and when
come back, we'll have lots OF fu
again for am going to ask Slim 10
me old Job back, "a singing 'er tor
You said you saw Jessie James
in the movies. and was wondcrln
If YOU saw "BarrOOm Armies R'
yenge." 1t was good play-an
Won should sec Annie get her n
venge, too; il reminded me SO niue
of the days when you and me use
to throw those empty bottles
each other l hope your tempe
will improve by the time | get bac
for it might be dangerous thin
as me being U. S. soldier, and
mean as they make 'em. Well
must close tout de suite. and MOI
YOU still love your ducky love fro
the tip of your toe nails to II
crown of your dome. Write bea
coup letters.
From yolr own boy you'd love
raise. ARCHIE Doo"ANo'
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moisture upon the cold objects in
form of what we call dew" The
temperature to which the atmos-
phere must be cooled in order th16
condensation may take place
known as the dew point"
Fog. If the cooling at night is
very great, as when it lowers the
temperature of the entire body OF
air near the earth, then the con-
densation takes place not only on
grass, trees, etc, but on the dust
particles which are suspended in
the atmosphere. This makes a fog.
A hint. Fellows, it is hot day
and you are in the water enjoying
a swim. AND then when you come
out of the water you discover to
your amazement that you SILVER.
And to your further amazenlent
you discover that it's hundred in
the shade ana there is not bit of
wind You wonder what makes
you so cold. But just take this " 20
your mind and you will never wof.-
der again: Evaporation causes
! GOODNESS. The water from your wet
body is evarorating and that is why
you feel cold. (By Lone Scout
Nick E. Smueyn, 1923, North Her
mitage ave-, Chicago, Ill.
| Lose no time; be always en-
ployed in something useful; cat off
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SAD BUT TRUE.

Come to HE you sweet smelling
bug,
And give me just one lovely hug
The other bug got very sore,
And threw MS hat upon the floor.
That little remark started the fight.
So they buried both bugs last
night.
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Hicksville fly swatting associa-
ton met at Squire Jones home last
week to get plans together to gath
er next years fly crop.
While chasing a cat. Miss Artilda
Muffshawl slipped on a banana
peeling. The cat escaped unin-
jured.
Mr.. and Mrs. ST Apple have two
new girls. They have named them
Seedy and Cory. ....
Hecktor Grigsby thinks his wife
is more like a U-boat every day.
She is always sinking something.
Yesterday she sunk her fist in
Hector's eye.
The chewing gum ordnance com
+; mittee met last night in the rear of
Ben Zorrow's pool room. No bust
ness OF Importance was discussed,
except that none OF the young wom-
en- of the city will be permitted to
exchange gum.
What is the Fourth of July" was
the argument at Squire Ben Gosh S
| grocery store last evening. After
much argument, Adam Peelwheeler
said, The Fourth Of July is a ma
tional holiday made for the benefit
of popcorn and peanut promoters
tin horn and toy balloon vendors
lemonade chemists, dealers in ex
plosives and physicians and sur
geons. Also splendid time t,
shoot the neighbours cat or loose ;
finger.
Miss Lucy Deets could not worl
as ticket collector at the movies be
cause she had to stay home AM
! have her rings cleaned.
Sadie Corntassel will open he
millinery store in the rear Of Wal
sons feed store this year.
Martha Pushbys thinks she wi
travel with Gallaces and Swa!
backs circus this year. When Et
{ itor Plum asked her what she coul
do, Martha said, We'll, kin skin
cat on a pole-and not erfraid {
embarrassment" Heck Joshby owe
! heard Martha's answer to EditC
J Plum's question and said b
thought Martha had lots OF nerv
:. for he didn't think he would eve
= run the risk CT being in cas-
10 with the animal called "embarra
ment." -...
lie Ez Zarrow's boy was up for exar
C. ination for the army and the exaI
1t lining officer found the boy to ha'
s. a. NSYS@
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vApp,s CENTER NEWS.

Dadd Watkins told the boys at
the Bachelors club last night.
that 1t must be rather queer feel
ing to marry for money ana thcn
don't get it.
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sv Henry says, "he can't hardly

"How good teeth can be made
from snags," is the title of lee.
tire delivered by Deacon Jones at
the Ma-Ka-Dcots hall next Wednes-
day. The Ladies Aid and Embroi-
derry Club of the Hickory Bend Pen
nysallitcost church were there.
Those who were present: Misses
Maggie Orazietooth, Lizzie Never
hurtem, Ardelia Toothlesswonder.
Manda Ingrownface, Sally Lachem-
gag, Billie GOldcrcwn, and Bertha
AckemE.ore.
Spike" Lucas will spend this
Christmas in Jill as usual.
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SOCIETY

Miss Helen Jean Saxton spent
the evening last Tuesday with her
friend, Julia r. Burr.
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THE HICKSVILLE BREEZE
Edited by

Chas. acLeon hardt
Bird Co., 3rd Air Service Mechanics
Member American Expeditionary
Forces in France
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Front Lines
Extra

Fool and their money soon part"
said Silas Greenton, as he plunked
down nickel for a soda.
Aunt Liz lakewood forgot to put
the cat out last night, and her two
gold fish and one canary bird is
missing. So is the cat, now.
Miss Hazel Boggs left for Heck
tors Center for two weeks
course on how to wear a hobble
skirt"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-01-11

Tho Bug Center Concert Band
will not play at Skunk Creek picnic
on account Of Mr.. Perkins the lead
err had to stay home and help his
wife scrub.
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or all the names of Chinks who
run laundries. here's new firm IN
Hicksville called Fir Ting & Chea
Ting" Ben Boggs says, flirting
usually leads to cheating" and he
thinks the firm will do well.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-01-11

Squire Perkins spent the biggest
part of last week over in the city,
and he stopped at a pretty good
sized hotel. He was telling the boys
who loaf around Sig. Coles grocery
about his trip when Ham Winters
spoke up and asked the squire if
the hotel was American or Euro
pean plan-and the squire studied
for a minute and said. We'll. l
guess it was more on the European
plan, for a fellow had to fight for
everything they got"
Ebenezer Snubbs lectured at the
Medolon Hail to the old Civil War
veterans. using the title, Take in
Everything You Hear, but Don't Be
lieve ALL" He expressed his views
by few illustrations saying. at
was hard to make him believe there
was spoonful Of grease in barrel
of lard-Or race horse could not
out run a tortise." The boys agreed
that Eb. was getting down to the
fine points of life and guessed he
was about right.
Ham Luke's boy said, His father
did not have to register, because
they have steam heat in their
house"
| The famous shot gun case will be
resumed in next months court
Ben Boggs' boy still claims he did
not hire Miss Lucy Deets to pull the
!, trigger, so he would loose finger
to escape the draft Town Consta
BILE Plum is pretty wise and says
he has pretty good evidence of tht
case.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-01-11
FRoGToWN BRIEFS

Mrs. Sam Kankor announced ut
the Ladies Drop Stitch club last
night that the titles of the Lectures
to be given this winter are: Teach
ing the Baby to Crawl Without
Wearing Out His Clothes" Fry
ing Onions Without Oder" Cook
ing Beets Without Gas" How to
Keep Soup Beans out of Spasetta
Holes When Cooking Together.
and "A Woman's Place is at Home
Unless there is Some Scandal in
the Village
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each patron who smiles correctly
while watching the birdie.
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According to Squire Barns: "A
man has to live with woman a
hundred years before he knows her
very we'll. and then he takes some
awful dangerous risks"
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At THE CROSS Roacs.

Officer in car: Does this road
60 towards the front?
NJ. P: "Yessir, what's left of it
does.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-01-11

Miss Lizzy Scribbs had her photo
taken this week. she thinks that
Bud Weaiherby got it, for he was
the last fellow who called at her
hCme.
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"The Lost Cord" has never been
found according to singing that
Clarabelle Swiggins rendered at the
Medoleon Hall last night.
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Lose no time; be always en-
ployed in something useful; cat off
all unnecessary action.
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; Bringing up the baby on canned
milk" will never be a very good
success, because the cans are too
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Ham Luke's boy said, His father
did not have to register, because
they have steam heat in their
house."
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BUGS CENTER NEWS.

One hard boiled egg with each
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1919-03-11
INCOME TAXES TAKEN
ONLY At MAIN OFFICE
Collector ElwOOd Hamilton Explains
Rules for Sending Cash in Mail.

Cash payments Of Income Taxes
should not be sent by mail, or tender
ed to branch offices of Collectors Of
Internal Revenue" said Collector Ell
wood, of the Seventh District, Monday.
ut is only at his main Office that
collector receives cash payments
Cash sent by mail is always at the
owners risk, and if lost or stolen may
result in penalties for failure of the
payment to reach the collector on or
before the due date.
"A taxpayer will find it more prac-
teal to purchase money order or
draft, or draw his check for the
amount of the tax, made payable to
the Collector of Internal Revenue of
hts district.
"The payment should be attached
securely to the completed return or to
a tentative return and forwarded by
mail or messenger to the collectors
main. Office or to the nearest Internal
Revenue branch office.
"The forwarding of Income Tax
payments should not be delayed. Each
payment now due must reach COL
lector or deputy collector on or before
March Is; otherwise the taxpayer will
be subject to penalties named in the
law"
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GREAT CHICAGO HOTEL
IN PATH Of FLAMES
Guests ut Morrison Hotel, Chicago,
Overcome With Smoke In Fire
Early This Morning.

Chicago, March 11-HaK dozen
women tainted, as many others were
overcome by smoke and these with
nearly 1926 men and women employees
of the Morrison hotel, were assisted
down fire escapes early today when
fire broke out in a five-story brick an
mex to the hotel which is used as a
dormitory for the employees. Those
overcome by smoke were carried into
the hotel drug store and were revived.
All guests of the big hotel located
at the southeast corner of Clark and
Madison streets, were aroused and
notified to leave the structure as a
precautionary measure. The fire did
not reach the hotel proper, however,
being confined to the annex on the
Clark street side. The fourth and
fifth floors were burned. The damage
was estimated at $4,000.
There were 1900 guests In the ho-
tel, Of which number about 500 left
the building. A report that two maids
were missing led to search Of the
burned annex as soon as firemen could
enter the structure, but no bodies
were found.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1919-03-11
SACRIFICES LIBERTY TO
PROSECUTE WIFE'S father
kentuckian Accused Of Theft Returns
From California to Appear
Against Father-in.Law.

To testify against his father-in-law,
James M. Martin, Of Anderson county,
who will be tried before Judge A. M.
]. Cochran In Federal Court at Frank
fort today on a charge Of white slav-
cry, Coker s. Brooks yesterday re-
turned to Frankfort from California
and Immediately was arrested.
He is under Indictment there on the
charge Of having stolen automobile
tires in order to buy railroad ticket
to go to his wife, who was in Cali
fornia. Brooks was arrested when
the indictment was returned, but
broke out Of jail.
He knew when he returned he
would be arrested, but his enmity for
his father-in-law was so great that
he sacrificed his liberty to try to con-
vict him.
Brooks wife, who is Martins
daughter, Is Martins alleged victim.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1919-03-11
BIBLE READING FOR LENT

In accordance with the custom Of
some religious bodies to observe the
forty day period leading up to Easter
Sunday as a time Of special devotions,
1t seemed BETTING to me to suggest to
all the people Of this community a
series of daily Bible readings which
follow this suggested course. Though
| suggest this course Of readings to
the members of the Christian
Churches of the county because / am
freer to direct the members of this
religious body, yet the publishing Of
the daily readings naturally places
the course before the members Of ev-
cry communion. The forty days be-
gin with Wednesday the twelfth Of
this month. There are more than one
suggested reading for some days, be-
cause the same thought may be stated
in different places. The selections
made for the rest of this week speak
of what Wisdom is and how she may
be secured. The daily readings are:
March u, Proverbs 4. Psalems 1.
Thursday, 18th, job 20. 1Cor. 1:2o-
81. 3:1S-23.
Friday, 14th, Isaiah 40. Matt. 11:2S-
30.
Saturday, 18th, John l.
Sunday, 18th, Exodus 2O:1-17. Luke
10: 1851.
This other readings will be given
later. 1t will require some effort for
the person who is not in the habit OF
reading the Scripture regularly to
keep up these daily readings. But be-
cause of the personal benefits to be
received, many will doubtless make
the effort.
A. F. STAHL.
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PRESIDENTS COLD BROKEN;.
DUE AT BREST THURSDAY

On Board the U. s. George Washing
ton, March 10-President Wilson this
afternoon appeared to have entirely
recovered from the cold from which
he had been suffering. The President
walked about the ship and also play
ed Switchboard on deck with Mrs
Wilson. Il,
President Wilson received several
messages today from Colonel E. M.
House regarding the developments at
the peace conference.
The George Washington is MAIN
tanning good speed, and is expected to
arrive at Brest between and 8 p. m.
Thursday.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1919-03-11
WILL is PROBATED

A paper bearing the date of o.
tober 26th, 1916, and purporting to bt
the last will and testament Of Robert
Whips, deceased, was filed in County
Court this afternoon. The due execu.
ton of the paper was proven b ythe
testimony of Fred Dresel, one Of the
attesting witnesses thereto and the
signature Of George W. Adair, the 9TH
er attesting witness, was proven by
the testimony of r. B. Adair and the
paper was admitted to probate. BY
the terms Of the will all of the de-
ceased's property was left to his ne
phew, Charles M. Word,
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SUMMING up THE EVIDENCE
Many Maysvllle People Have Been
Called As Witnesses.

Week after week has been publish
ed the testimony Of Maysville people
kidney sufferers-backache victims
people who have endured many forms
Of kidney, bladder or urinary disor-
ders. These witnesses have used
Doan's Kidney Pills. All have given
their enthusiastic approval. It's the
same everywhere. $4,000 American
mel and women are publicly recon-
mending Doans-always in the home
papers. Isn't 1t q wonderful, convic-
Ing mass Of proof? II you are SUI
ferer your verdict must be TRY
Doan's first"
Here's one more Maysville case.
A S0rries, lock and gun-smith, W.
Second and Wall SITS. gave the fol-
lowing statement In January 1912:
THE action Of my kidneys was IRE
gular and the kidney secretions con-
tained sediment. had backaches and
when stopped over, l had trouble In
Strengthening up. Colds settled in my
back and kidneys. too. Doans Kid
ney Pills stopped the trouble and my
back and kidneys became as strong
and we'll 40 ever"
A LASTING EFH ECT
On November IA. 1916, Mr.. Sorries
said: Il am the same strong believer
In Doan's Kidney Pills today. a. when
l gave my former endorsement.
haven't had any trouble with my kid
neys in long time and l believe the
cure they gave me will be perma-
nent."
Price Coo, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy - get
Doan's Kidney Pills - the same that
Mr.. Sorries had. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
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WARRANTY gORlltR COLI
lEcTlnG DIOCESE FUNDS
Men Illegally Collecting Funds For
Episcopal Church and Frankfort
Rector PrOcures Warrants.

Frankfort, KY, March 11-Warrants
for the arrest Of J. w. Kresig and J. A.
Dickman, both Of Louisville, charging
them with obtaining money by false
pretenses, were sworn out here yes
terday by the Rev. John Gass, the
Episcopal rector.
Gass charges that the men have
been collecting money in the Licking
ton diocese for the Bishop Dudley
Memorial Fund, He says the men
came to him with what was purported
to be authentic recommendation to
collect funds for the fund in this city.
He introduced them to the members
of his church, and as far as he could
learn, they had received about $50
from this source. and basket Of eggs,
which he says was found In their
room at the hotel.
Gass says that he was not satisfied
with the conduct Of one Of the men,
about which he, heard later, and called
up the Rev. ]. M. Maxon, of Louisville,
to inquire about the young men and he
was informed that no one was author
lied to collect funds for the Bishop
Dudley Memorial Fund in the Lexing-
ton Diocese.
The Rev. Gass then swore out the
warrants, which he placed in the
hands Of Chief of Police Mangant to
serve, but the men have disappeared.