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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-08-10
BORDADO De ESTAMBRE
DE LANA DE DOLORES

4 ! sarga lie soda coicr szul ne
dia noche. IS Ia tels iudicaGa
r. para cl cestido lie Gale QUO
ilustra cl nodeIo inserto. en Ct que
Ia Inca j~uvenil aparece tan marcads
que nara e. modelo muy popular en-
las or6ximaz e~staciones de Otono c
Inyierno.
I'm adorro muy oriental Y de mu-
cho efecto en- Ia prenda. consiste en-
81 bordado de esrambre de lana de d
verses dolores. cafe cla-o. azul vie
10 negro que resalta mucho soore
e. fcudo szul media-noche de Ia sar-
ga. FL cinto que ajusta Ia hlusa
Al tale. cs dc sar-a del mismo color,
~rudiendo sustituirse por n de GER
doban deslustrado.
Con Ia blusa podran usaEe varios
c~uellos, paes esta psrte de csa prem
IL es desmortable. Linon o Duntc
color crema. charmeUSe o punto blan
CO con adcrnos de %encaje de Val,
podran scrvjr perfectamente para
Ia varieGad &c esoS cuellos. La fal-
da 6 e~aceramente lisa.
e son,brero que Sc usa o este
vest;do Y que tamoien iluStrs cl gra-
tado. es muy elegante Y Ser& muy
nopalsr en- Otonc. rs dc tcrciopelc
azul. Una escarapela dc list9n, cafe
claro. a-ul Y negro. maze un bonitc
Y scnciIlo sdorno, 42e complera IN
yelo ligero.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-08-10

Londres, Paris Y otras de las gran
des urbes del Viejo Continente, estan
rindiendo ahora tribute u una cele-
bre bailarina, Que en- esta OCCASION no
p-ocede de la Escuela Imperial Rusa
de Perrogrado. sino que es inglesa de
cabeza q pies. Llamase ella Miss
Margaret Morris Y Ia critica lie ha
dado =, t.tulo de Ia bai!d.saa de LIS
bai!ar:ras." Una de las c2Cses de
la celebridad de Ia nueva estCc!la CO.
r~eografica. es el vestuario que usa pa
"a sus bales, trajes de los cuales TO-
dos Sc hacen lenguas. Respecto de Ia
parte artistica de sus creacloceS Eal-
tables, algunos c~riticos insiSten en- Que
son urlcas por Ia origina.dad dc sus
passes ' tiempos. En- cl grabado IN
serro ararece Miss Morris iniciardo
IRA De sus interpretac!3rcs de Sus
famosos bales antiques, luciendo I'm
traje cue esta considerable conlo uEo
de los ma sorprendentcs que haya u
sado artista alguna.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-08-10
LA BLUSA-TUNfCA CON
CHALECO Y CINT'O

no &c los mas c,ecantes YES
tidos de Gale, de sarca para cl
49, Gt2ho, eS C! qye ilustra 81 mode
10 inserto, en- e. que aparecc como
Gctalle c~aractcristicu, IN corpino al
to de charr,euse a.arco-marfil, ador-
7ado con hileras dc peGuenos 5otones
negros de huesc La blusa ticne cl
Corte recto de las Dc los cadetcs dc
marina, 81 bicn alberta en- toda la
longitud del frerte, para dcjar yer ell
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-08-10

corpino que en- cl case hace las
veces de un chalcco A la blusa va
unida ira larga tlnica acuchiilada,
alberta tamoicn en- toda a iongitld
lei frente, para lucir la falda de sa-
tin charmeuse negro. La sarga vuelta
del cuellc de la blusa eS Ge ia mis-
me- tela 10 mismo que las bandas
&c los r@nos, puGieGdo formarse un
puAo de vuelta sobre el satin char
meusa negro, de ~charmeuse blanco.
Ell cinto que Sc usa en- la juntura de
Ia b'usa cen Ia tinica, es de sarga,
estando cortado a intervalos Y alta
do a argollas de plata. El cinto Sc
abrocha con INA hetilla de plata.
Uno de los sombreros de Otono
mas elegantes, cs Ell que Sc ilustra
en- ell mismo grabado, es un tricornio
de t%erciopelo negro. adornado con
rosetones de !iston negro ~acordona-
DO.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-08-10
NOVEDOSA BLUSH COSA-
CADEG ABARDINA VERDE

I 4 tlusa ccsaca cue tan grande a
c~eptaci5n ha tenido este ano,
49," = qdc hasta ahora sc ha6ia con-
feccic:.2 tc con Sargas, chamense Y
chifones. adquiSre un naevo cfecto
c~onfcccionada con gabardina verde
horiada con estambre de seda negra
Gil '~soutachc' o sea IN bordado en-
cadcna hccho en- maQu!aa 81 cue
10 cstiIo marino que forn:a un csco-
te cuadrado, es de satin charmeGsc
negro Y Giro de gahardina FL sem
trero que Sc usa con este vcStido, es
una var;edad de Ia forma marine
no, cstando confeccionado con tcrclo-
pelc verde olive, llevando COMO a
dorno una guirna!da de hoias de ter
CioDclo Ell Otro tOno verde
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-08-10
.ELEGANTE SAC0 De PlEL
DE FCCA 7 LINCE

4 GS ruevoS abr!goS sacos De 2:ei
para q invierrc. son verdadera
- mente suEtuoSos, por sU e!egsn-
cia y So costo FL e5itctc Que Ie
aeroos APPLICABLE Is r~Hslnientc eI unico
appropriate para descrioir Ia nueva
brenda, que soorepasa en- luio a to-
das las otras prendas similares dc
raRos ' terciopcios Uno de los es-
tilcs mas popu!arcs que tendremos
e. pr6ximo ~invierro, es e. cue iiuztra
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-08-10

el moGelo insert0, IN elegantlslno Y
costoso aJrigo de piel lie foca del
Hudson ' lince, con amplio cuelIo,
anchos punos Y holgadas solsas, &c
piei de lince negra Y e. abriSo en- 81
de riel de foca lustrosa
Las pieles que mas po2ulares Sc
ran este Invierro, soJre TODD para
la c~onfecci5n de los cuellos V punos
lie los sacos, la marta ruSa de Ia pro-
vincia de hola, de donde e viene
Ell nombre que Sc Ia ha dado en- e.
concrete, de Kolinsky; n marta tie!
Hudson, Ell topo Y Ia mofeta o zorri-
10, pero ningunas de esas picles Sc
ran tan elegartcs Y llamati9as como
las e~rpleadas en- Ia confecci6n del
mcdelo inserto
Tn sombrero de :erclooe!o negro.
de falda ancha. ador1ado cor plumas
uegras de pajaro del paraso, hace
IN notable juego o Ell abrigo
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-08-10

Cuando necesite libros en- espanol
dirijase q Ignacio E. Lozano, lis n.
Santa Rosa. Ave. San Antonio, Tex.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-08-10

Cuando nec-site lloroS en- eSpanol
diriiase 4 Ignacio E. Lozano, lis n.
Santa Rosa. Ave. San Antonio. Tex
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-08-10
VESTIDO DE SARGA AZUL, BORDADO CON ORC.

\ A sarga sera la tela preferida
para los veStidos &c Otonc cuya
- caracteristica en- el corte Y es-
tito sera de Ia Inca j~uvenil. Il CO.
lor azul de Ia Marina seCa e. mas Ia
vorseido para esa tela, s~igulenao-
le en- popularidad el de coca Gale. Il
modelo que ilustra Ell grabado inser-
to sera uno de los mis- popu!ares
para traies de Gale. La blusa &c
co-te recto estilo cadete de marina,
lleva como adorno principal III Dor
dado hecho en- pespunte con milo de
ORC. figurando cuadros o rompoS al
estilo de un enrrejado, cuorIenGo TO-
ds Ia blusa. las mangas inclusive Il
cuello dc Ia biusa csta coCtado con-
forme al modelo &C las chaQdeta5 oe
los cadetes de Marina. alberto hasta
muv abajo, con II vuelta de satin
charmeusc.. FL corpiRo es dc p1nto
color crema con holaEeS eacarruJd-
ocs de encaje de valeacianaes Gel
mismo color. Los punos dc Il o.us2
hacen juego con el cor2ihO, p~udicndo
sustituirse, 81 Sc quiere con puhos &c
satin negro. Que son mus servl-
bles. Una banda lisa de sarga. @iUsta
Ia blusa q Ia cadera V Yor debaJo de
ella Sc prende Ia Ta!da. que es TAM
b;ea de sarea. de pliegUes en- -orma
Ge a~corde6n. La blusa puede usarSe
tambien con cinto dc charoi negro,
con hebilla V oiales doracos. Tn
sombrero de tcrciopelo negro. ador-
naco con una escara0e!a de hston ne
gro dorado. complete este Gonito Y
elegante vcstido de Gale.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-17
PALMER AGAIN CONFERS
ON HIGH COST BATTLE


WASHINGTON. Oct. 17.-Attorney-
General Palmer again summoned to his
office today his associates in the fight
on the high cost of living. Secretaries
Baker and Daniels and Director Clark
son, o fthe Council of Nationel Defense,
were added to the officials participating
in previous discussions, who included
Secretaries Glass, Houston and Wilson,
Assistant Attorney-General Ames, As
sistant Secretary of the Treasury Lief
fingwell, Chairman Murdoch and w. B.
Colver, of the federal trade commission,
and II. Il. Figg, assistant to Judge
Ames. Director-General Hines could
not attend today's meeting because he
is out of the city.
Several new proposals which have not
been divulged were to come before the
conference with the intimation that fl
nal decisions would be made. The meet
ing was regarded as the last preliminary
step to a vigor GUS campaign by the
department of justice and other gov
ernmental agencies to lower the cost
Of living.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-17
TURN HAIR DARK
WITH SAGE TEA
If Mixed With Sulphur It
Darkens So Naturally
Nobody Can Tell.

The old time mixture Of Sage Tea
and sulphur for darkeping gray,
streaked and faded hair is grand
mothers recipe, and folks are again
using 1t to keep their hair a good, even
color, which is quite sensible, as we
are living in al .age when a youthful
appearance is of the greatest advantage.
Nowadays, though, we don't have the
troublesome task Of gathering the sage
and the mussy mixing at home. All
drug stores sell the re~ady-to-use
product, improved by the addition Of
other ingredients, called 'Wyeth's Sage
and Sulphur Compound" 1t is very
popular because nobody can discover II
has been applied. Simply moisten your
comb or a soft brush with it and draw
this through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time; by morning the gray
hair disappears. but what delights the
ladies with Wyeth's Sage and sulphur
Compound, Is that, besides beautifully
darkening the hair after a few applica-
lions, II also produces that soft lustre
and appearance OF abundance which is
so attractive. adv.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-17
New Taken
. Out of Doctors Hands

and starting a lazy liver, toning up
and purifying the blood and giving new
strength and color, 1t puts life and
energy into those who get up mornings
as tired as when they went to bed, with
no vim for anything. The formula of
M Vim is printed on the back Of every
carton, and all doctors should recon- :
mend it to weak, pale people. 1t helps
them as It did in his case: 1.-TWO bot
ties of Nj Vim restored me to health.
/ feel better in every way and eat and
sleep as l should. I was very badly
Iun down, my whole system was weak
ened, | couldn't rest at night and ! was
so stiff III the morning | couldn't get
out of bed. I had severe pains all
over my back and lungs, had no APP
petite, my tongue was coated and my
breath was bad. When I was induced
to try Ma Vim, / found just the thing
! needed" w. B, Smith, Addingham,
Pa. On sale at Warnock Company's
two drug stores, Gayoso Hotel and
Bellevue and Linden, and all druggists.
II your druggist hasn't it. send ST and
4 cents revenue to the M Vim Drug
Co, Columbus, Ohio. and they will send
you Postpaid one bottle of M Vim.
adv.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-17
Sun Is Welcomed
After Absence
OF Seven Days

A fturher drop in temperature is the
prediction made by officials Of the
United States weather bureau. Frost
in exposed places IL also a probability.
A minimum temperature OF 50 degrees
was registered during Thursday night,
sustaining the prediction made Thurs
day by the weather bureau officials,
A further drop of at least 7 degrees
is looked, for during Friday night and
Saturday morning. Another matter
that Is Of considerable interest Is the
fact that fair weather is slated for
Memphis during Friday night and Sat
urday, a welcome change from the past
week of rain.
The present cold weather will bring
with 1t a temperature that will hover
around As debrees, and even colder
weather is not unlikely. The official
forecast for the next "a hours IL fair
tonight and Saturday: cooler tonight,
probably frost In exposed places.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-17
Mary Had Little
Chicks; NOW She's
In q HeLLUUdfiX

For weeks Mary Taylor, negress, 2S2
Cambridge venue, watched her chick
ems fatten and thrive, ever thinking OF
the days to come when they would be
sizzling deliciously in a frying pan, From
wee chicks she raised them until they
We're able to scratch efficiently for
themselves.
Tuesday she decided they had just
about reached that period in life when
they most appeal to the most fastidious
,of African epicurean tastes. Then and
there she made up her mind to have a
grand chicken fry Thursday night and
invite a neighbor or two who had do
mated scraps of food in the glorious hope
of just such an invitation.
With joy singing in her heart, Mary
went to feed her chickens Thursday
morning. Uusually they gathered at the
fence awaiting their morning repast,
but there was no such welcome that
morning. The pen was bare as vas
also the chicken house, Mary tainted
The police are looking for the missing
fowls.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-17
MATCH SALE FOR OLD
MEMS HOME TUESDAY

Postponed on account of Indictment
weather, the match sale for the benefit
Of the Sunshine Home for Aged Men
will be held on next Tuesday, Oct. q,
weather permitting.
The women hope to realize enough
from this sale, which will include Of
fices and business houses as we'll as
street solicitation, to build and equip
a hospital rooms
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-17
Over Twenty Doctors Inter.
ested in This Doctors Pre-
scription Offered Direct
to the Public.

Relief now Is assured to pale, weak
tand nervous people. Nothing so sure
land good ever came to the public as
this wonderful medicine, Nh Vim Iron
Tonic, a safe remedy that builds up
Ithe frail, tired out, nervous body. NJ
Vim is purely a vegetable tonic, COM
yposed Of Iron Weed, Burdock,, Poke
jRoot, Prickley Ash, Queens Root, Yell
How Dock, Oregon Grape, Cascara, with
IODINE and Salicilates, thus making it
the leader Of all medicines in building
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-17
FUNDAMENTALS
TABLE LAST
GREAT LABOR MEET
Real Problems That Must
Finally Be Settled to Pre-
vent Conflict Are Up for AC-
ton in Washington.
BY DANU a. L.AwRESCE.
tspeela' Correspondent Of The Nsws

1NNH-A vi
ARLINGTON, Oct IG-Fundament-
aus whtc linus tsooner or later be def
hltely settled lest there b. incessant
CONFLICT between capital and labor are
al last on the table OF the industrial
peace conference for action. Shall the
workmen Of America have the right
10 organize into II associations what
soeNtr or shall they be required to or
game only In such associations as their
employers may approve? That's the
point around which success OF failure
81 the conference now hinges.
settle that and the steel strike is SGT
tied. Settle that and the principals
govfrning other relations between en-
pioyers and employees are admitted ON
al sides to be susceptible OF easy solu-
ton.
= Overnight discussion and early morn
ing debates brought the two mactions-
ldnor ana caplual-as represented in the
general committee OF is, somewhat
closer ogether in theory, but not in
SUBSTANCE, Tor the employers were still
arguing for the right to deal only with
representatives of men employed In their
shops, while the labor members issued
practically an ultimatum that they can
go no further unless granted the right
to organize into trade unions or any
Kind of associations Of their own choos-
ing, together with the privilege on the
part Of the workmen to 90 outside their
shops to employ counsel or choose
Spokesman.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-17
CHILD FALLS FROM
SECOND STORY; Is UNHURT

HELENA. Ark, Oct. II. Spl)-John
Burkett Gothrow, three-year-o old son of
Mr.. and Mrs. J. II. Gothrow, fell from
the second story window of the Hotel
Moore here yesterday at noon, but es-
capped any serious injury. The child
was playing near the window when he
unlocked the screen and fell 70 the
ground on Porter street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05
28 YEARS AGO

CFroIn the East Oregonian. June !,
1S9l.)
J. Sailing Of Weston. lost about
$1,000 on his potato crop by holding
them until spring. He has many
tons yet unsold.
Grain between Sarbuck and Walla
Walla has been badly damaged by the
hot weather.
James Kirkpatrick of Weston. re-
turned today from a visit to Heppner
which ne reports is lively. An i'm
mense amount of wool is being re
ceived, and it is expected that O.
001,4 900 pounds will be shipped from
HeRDner this season.
At the last meeting of the yestry
OF the Church Of he Redeemer. J.
T. Lambirth. DR.. a. H. Martin and
r. J. Slater were elected delegates to
the Diocesan Convention which
meets in Portland June Is. F. 3.
Clopton. Z. p. Marshall and T. G..
HALEY were elected alternate dele
gates.
Wednesday evening the following
officers were elected for Damon
Lodge, No. 4, X. OF r.: r. VI. Turner,
G. O.; l.. G. Frazier. V. O.; /. T. Barr.
preIate; W. S. Bowman. N. at 4.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05
AFTER THE FARM LOAN
BANKS.

m N an article more than a
column long, the official
organ of the Republican
organization exploits and en-
eourages the attempt which Re-
preventative McFadden, of
Pennsylvania, has announced
will be made to repeal the act
under which farm-loan banks
have been established in behalf
of small agricultural interests.
This organ Of the Republican
party and spokesman for the
Republican majority in the
next Congress refers to the pre-
sent plan to help the farmers
as ian expensive folly and "a
socialistic bubble"
Repeating the statements of
former Republican Congress
man, the organ characterizes
the farm-loan act as "class
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05
WHEN WATER RUNS
UP HILL

O. ENATOR JOHNS son
- wants to secure a revised
California edition of the
Leagueof Nations. He is not
satisfied with the fact the lea
que viii not deal with domestic
questions of which immigration
is one. He is not content with
the refusal of the peace con-
ference to recognize Japan's
plea for racial equity. He
wants his own bailiwick men
toned in some specific manner.
All that would be very nice. It
would be fine too it Senators
Chamberlain and McNary
could have something inserted
in the treaty about Oregon's
big red apples and the Round
UE dates. But we can scarcely
expect as much. If the cen
ference can work out a general
and workable plan for presery-
ing the peace of the world it
will be enough.
Regarding the japanese bo-
gey it will be time enough 10
get scared when Senator John
son explains why and when
eight white nations in league
are going to insist on giving
one brown nation rights and
privileges the leading white ma
tions do not want to accord.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05

1T HE spirit prevailing the
W. rose show held yesterday
was one for more beautiful
CITY. 1t is a goal towards
syhich we may all lend our en-
ergies with good cheer and en-
thusiasm. Pendleton is not a
bad appearing city now. Our
town has a brisk and business
like look. But there is much
that could be done towards fur
ther Identification of the
streets and lawns. There are
too many unkept parkings, not
enough thought to landscape
effects. We are running
stronger to good autos than to
fine homes. There is a happy
medium to be attained and its
attainment will mean a better
Pendleton all around.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05

ieglslatlon; asserts that it does
not promote home building or
the buying of farms; contends
that 1T benefits only one farmer
IN l61, and declares that it
costs the American people
$40 to give the farmer 81.
Herbert Quick, member of
the Farm Loan Board. has al
ready pointed out that the at
tack on the farm-loan banks is
inspired by the concerns which
have made millions in lending
money to farmers at excessive
interest. The land banks rate
Is 5 1-2 per cent. Since their
establishment no money lem
ders have been charging more
than 6 per cent on farm loans.
except in few localities. Be-
fore the banks were instituted,
interest on such aceomnoda-
tions ran as high as 15 per cent
and was seldom under 8 per
cent.
When it is remembered that
the Federal land banks now
have outstanding about $780, /
600, 900 of loans to farmers, the
saving to the latter in interest, |
compared with the rates they /
would have had to pay from
private lenders, will be seen to
be a vast amount. In addition
to the lesser charge for the use
of the money, the farm-loan
banks have also made borrow
ing much easier for the small
farmer. Loans are made up to
so per cent of the appraised
value of the farm, plue 20 per
cent of the value of the perma-
nent insured improvements.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05
Asking n Favor.

a speedy-looKins individual man
aged to get into the private office Of
a business man known for his phi
lanthropy
Il have walked good many miles
to see you. sir" said the seedy one 10
the successful one because people
told me that yon we're very kind to
poor chaps like me-
They said that. did they2''
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05

BoDY-Five- passenger Touring
Car.
MOTOR-Four-c cylinder, cast in
one block. 3-S in. X sin. In
take valves in head. Exhaust
valves in side. Length over ALL
20 in. Carburetor bolted TO in
take manifold, which is contain
ell in cylinder head. Flow OF
gas from carburetor downward
through cylinder head, assuring
complete and uniform distribu-
tion of gases into each cylinder,
and perfect combustion. Makes
81 easy starting in cold weather
and takes care Of low grade
fuels.
GASOLINE SUPPLY-Vacuum
type. Gasoline tank in rear car
ries 12 1-2 gallons, protected by
frame extention. Automatic
gauge indicates quantity of fuel
in tank. .
CRANK SHAFT-special de-
sign, scientifically counter bal
anced, giving static and running
balance at all speeds. Crank
shaft distortion is eliminated.
Three heavy bearings. Front
. 1-16 in. diameter by Ia in.
Center bearing 2 3-32 in. dame
ter by 2 Is in. Rear bearing 2
rs in. diameter by 5-S in.
Cams are integral with shaft.
and run in four nickel-babbit
bearings.
TIMING GEARS-Helical. of
wide face. Teeth cut at angle
which assures quiet operation.
WATER CIRCULATION-Ther-
mosyphon.
LUBRICATION-Constant level
circulating splash. Reservoir is
bolted to base of crank case. oil
IL cooled by air.
Pressure gauge located in cowl
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05
WE MOURN

= We mourn. The passing Of
= friend or kin
= Whose kindly word or smile to
us has been
? A cheerful riff in trouble clouds
, seems hard.
: We would accompany him-2the !
way is barred
Today Perhaps the morrow
win unfold
The shrouded lester With our .
names enrolled
Men die. Unfaning death ex- I
acts its toll
Where quiet refgns. where
oceans ceaSeleSs roll
Where flames OF hattie pitilessly !
rage. i
'Monsst ranks OF those unwise, 1
and 'mongst The sage. i
The lives men lead meet each :
The final test: !
With fear, or peace take they i
endless rest? i
We mourn? Far better by their .
deaths to learn ,
The lesson in each life we may !
discern; :
For modes Of life like lava. seek =
a mold ;
Our present flaws hy those =
whove gone are told. =
unselfish service beg the living >
dead. =
Their lives reach out to lead =
can we be Ird9 =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05

What then?'
and every time he shows signs OF
doing it, some lawyer objects"
At the Wedding Breakfast.
Groom-Who is that little shrimp
at the side table " no gazes at me so
queerly?
Bride-That man? ON, Ill intro
duce him after breakfast. That's
father.
Preferred.
ITe-Do YOU approve of globe-trot-
ting?
she-oh, no. I much prefer the
one-step.
His Hope.
How did Wombat get so banged
up?'
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05

Oregon wants good roads
and votes accordingly; the next
step is to see that the taxpayers
get value received for the ex-
penditureS,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05

Some facetious eastern pa
pers say this could not be called
the Penrose senate; it is the
Penrose-La Toilette senate.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05
FUNNYBONE
Tho Nc,y soft Drink

Customer--Is this a nut sundae?
Clerk-No, its - mutt paydae--
costs all you have.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05

Having Just won a great vic
tory we are now in the period
when the opposing politicians
must show that the thing was
done very badly.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-05

"You say the Jury is deliberating %
"Yes,'' replied the sarcastic lawyer
''The only juror wh" has a thimblefuf
of brains is probably telling eleven
numskplls that my client is guilty"