El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-17

Dulr generally II Is Will CAd4-
lie Andrews v. R. stiles, Frank Ezeil
and other real singers leading so thai
it is then really wonderful music.
Play 1t For The Dancers
The orchestra in Hotel Newhouse
cabaret played the song several times
for the dancers last night and Joe
Evans led all the diners in singing
It on several occasions All the en-
tertainers wore the FL PasO buttons
The little FL Paso is Calling You
buttons, bearing the first bars Of the
song around the top and with a
cricket hanging from the bottom, are
in much demand. Wherever you go,
you hear the Rotarians ticking ness
ages 10 one another with the crickets
that are calling for FL Paso- A big
JEALOUS Houstonian calls them locusts
and says We brought them along 10
advertise the principal products Of Fl
Paso. mo, these are Houston croak-
ers,' said e D. Lachnlan. who is
sometimes as quick with comeback
as he is with the query where is it?''
when he hears somebody has broken
through from California with q quart
Weather Forecast: Wet
Speaking OF California and quarts,
it is some satisfaction to some of the
bunch that we are to get 10 San
Francisco before July J., and II can be
stated emphatically that all the spare
going TO be spent in Salt Lake City;
some OF it is being boarded for the
Barbary coast. where, report has il,
"a big one with foam on it." may be
still had for a nickel and other liquid
things in proportion
Salt Lake is as poor a place for a
thirsty man as FL Paso-poorer, for
there is no bootleggers paradise close
here, like Juarez IS to e. Paso, and
all the places that Carl Beers told
the FL Pasoans about before they came
here are now serving only milk and
crackers: either that or Beers gave
the wrong password; one or the other.
Plenty 10 Eat. and Good.
And speaking OF Beers, reminds one
that this IS a great place for chickens.
All the hotel menus have spring
chicken" on the bill OF fare and II IS
real spring chicken, too" The Salt
Lake valley is great country for
poultry and It Is no trouble 10 furnish
all the chickens-and egEs-and fresh
too. that the Rotarians want Last
year when we were in Kansas City,
Hoover was riding hard on everything
and IL was a treat to get a piece Of
meat OF any sort, but salt Lake has
plenty OF everything that is good TO
eat. There are fine gardens here ana
beautiful farms and ranches.
These facts caused some confusion
and disappointment Tor one FL Pasoan.
As he is a married man, names viii
not be mentioned. Carl Beers is to
blame again. He told this FL Pasoan
when he got to salt Lake City to go
10 a certain place and he would find
some OF the freshest chickens YOU
ever saw. The Ell Pasoan dolled up
and went straight to the place, all
alone, last evening, for dinner. Much
to his disappointment he found chat
Beers was referring to the food and
not TO the frequenters Of the place of
the female species. for this restaurant
features fowls.
The Mormon Family
Most Of the FL Pasoans have been
disappointed in the large plural FAM
lies they expected to find here Last
night, out at S1ltair beach. Neil Shear
man spied an aged man with white
Nniskers leading a crowd OF about u
women and something like 50 children
Here, Nell thought, he was getting a
glimpse at a typical Norman fami1s.
and he followed it around for half an
hour. watching the children eat ice
cream cones and enjoy themselves. {
4 like 10 get a picture Of that old I
gink. said Neil, for a souvenir. He /
must be the president Of the Mormon
church or something" Everybody /
seemed TO know him, SO Neil asked the |
Iirst policeman who he was "Oh, /
that's the pastor OF the Methodist j
church, said the policeman, "and he's /
out with the Sunday school and ali \
the teachers for their annual picnic" I
Neil who had quit watching eight /
girls in the newest uncensored bath /
inE suits, TO follow the Sunday school. I
disgustedly left the place and came
back to the city 10 help sing.
Willie Winch promises to show him 1
a man with five wives tomorrow. but
Nell says he's sure he'll have TO 20 to
an asylum 70 find such a man.
The Convention Opens.
Incidentally, the great convention
opened today in the Mormon taber-
nacle- and it promises to be one OF the
greatest meetings in the history Of
international Rotary. The convention
lasts four days and The. program is fun
OF good stuff" The Ell Pasoans
have been assigned TO attend the varI-
Gus section meetings to take place in
the afternoons All attend the main
convention sessions. Music on the
wonderful pipe organ was a feature
OF the opening session. and the famous
tabernacle choir, which toured the
country three years ago, gave several
selections.
There are deiegates present from