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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1919-12-26

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5ieben iie iid ieoo& aif Die ansebo.
rigen ieber &aiie, Die 8iirger oieier
Hepublif meroeW
5. 8eracn Die einSelnen ginfom.
men beitte beiteuert2
u. Sa; benn oas 16. amendment,
oas am %. 5ebr. 1918 in araft trat,
g%eitattet Die Grbebung unb @in3ieb.
ing bon Ginfommenlteuern.
j. 8esbalb wuroe bieieS Imeno.
ment angenommen2
U. 8eil Die uripriineli4e 8erfaii..
urg erflarte, bab .feine &opfite,ler
uno anbere birefte Steuern erboben
tperoen Oarf." es lei oenn i'm Ser.
baltnis gu Der 8eoolferunssaabl. gIs
elm bonn &onereb a~neenommenes
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS bonn OberIten
@eridtsbof Der 8ereinigten Staaten
fir perfaifungsDiotis erflart moroen
par, anberte bas Bolt Die 8erfaii.
ung.
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bellte auf Dem @ese Der bireften
Iolfsabitimmung geipGblt2
q. 8ie idon borber ertl1rt pllr.
be, beitimmt bas an1 81. Wtai 1913
ratifiaierte II. amendment, oab Die
8abl Der 8unbeslenatoren auf Dem
gcge Der bireften Solfsabitimmung
erfoIgen mub.
5. 8elbes lit pas Is. unb leste
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bibitions . Mmenbment befannt. SIS
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Hatiii5ierung ~oie Seritellung, Der
8erfauf ober transport berauiden"
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ten Staaten uno aller te~rritorien, Die
ibrer @eridtsgelpalt u%nteriporfcn
iinb, uno Die @infubr Oerielben nod
bleien 8ebieten fir Grinfamede bier.
burd perboten miro" Oieies Imeno.
ment lit bon ben Segislatlren bon
orei Siertcln Der 0unoesltaaten rati.
fiaiert moroen unb miro am 16.
Saniar 1920 in Graft treten.
5. Wie laiitet Der alpeite Mbihnitt
oieies amendments?
v. Scr &ongreB nnb bic peribie'
benen Staater baben Die glelbe
Wadtbefugnis, oieien Artifel ourh
ansemeiiene seicslide g%eltimmunsen
au er5wineen."
5. @elbe 2ebre fOnnen mir aus
bieien amendments 5ieben2
81. Dab Die Yerfaiirng nidt ein
millfiirlibes. unabanoerlides Shrift-
itiif it, iOnbcrn nelen Ierbaltniilen
angepaBt pcrOen fam, penn oas
Golf Dies entideibet.
s. &arum muB oic Terfaliang
aufredt erbalten peroen?
y. @eil iid Die 9creinigten Staa-
ten unter ibren weiicn 8eltin1mungen
au elmer erobcn 9tation gliidlid)cr
Mteniben entiuidelt baben; lpeil tic
beilige 9iireidaften gum Shlse Der
ein5eluen Yerion cntbalt; urlo neil
iie ieben Niir9er, Oh bier gcborcn
ooer naturaliiiert, Sreibeit uno &c.
legenbeit gum Mufitieg peridafft.
Oas amerifaniide gilrgerredt rubt
RI. LIZ H.. sEx,.. (J..Ieon.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1919-12-26
@dbuadten.

Sreuoia Ihallt's bon allen SbiirmerL
Sibeliang bon fern uto nab;
0ird bes 8interS faltes Stiirmcn
Simmliid font bns Gloria.
rGbre lei Soft III Den SGben!"
&lingt cs bis gum Simmels5elt,
llno DER Gngel Gbore fleben:
rSricb' Den Menlden auf Der @cltl"
Srieoe, icnfc ianit bid nieber.
$50 Elm Menidcubera l,ur idlagt. |;
2iebe. 2iebe febrc mieoer,
@o iib SAB mo 3pietrad)t rest.
Gater, Der Den Sobn peritobenL
Sobtcr iremo Dem 8uterbais,
2oid Den @roll, Den ~iibergroBen
Mtit @eriGbnunsstbrdnen aust
Nebmt bas Bette Gurer Sabe,
guer SerS iei Der Iltar;
9rinst als critic 8eibnadtsaabe
Gin &eriObmlnesopfer oarl
Seller oils oes Gbrijtboum's &cr3et
2eu1te ourd bic Weibenadt
2iebe aus beriObnten Ser5en
Opierireuoig bargebrodt!
SIT Ger idmerite &anpf %gelunsen, +.
Den Dos @enidenber3 rlir fenut. r.
Saltcn innig lid iunidlnn9en
Die 10 lang entopeit, getrennt. !
Damn mollt' Sanb unb Ser5 erbeben
3l Dem Safer boiler Suib.
9etet: Serr, nie mir per9eben.
pergicb' lns uni're Sdulo.
,@bre iei Got in ben SDbenl"
&lingt es big gum Simnlels5elt
llno Der gngel Gbore fleben:
n5rieb' ben Weniben a1if Der @eltl"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1919-12-26

8er baS 8oIfsblatt bermibt,
miro bic llriade barin finben, bob er
Die 8eitung nidt mieber beitcllt bot
aIs bic 3eit abseIa,tfeR mar. @enn
Die 3eit abselnufen lit. b0rer mir NIT
Dem Shiden auf.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1919-12-26

Gin reines Saiis urb cine Merge
friider 2uft uno Sonnenidein trdgt
Diel our @eiunobeit bel, iagt Die 8irt
oes. Observation-Disclosures.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1919-12-26
IQsemeine Gunntp.N enisfeiten.

Das areiseeridt miro an IL.
SSairllar III Sisung treten.
Die SpenspilIe 8anf bat ibr
Stamm. Capital bon $4,000 auf
$4,000 erbobt.
Die Gountp Court miro AM 30.
0e3elnber 5u einem Dertagten Ger.
min in Sisune treten.
2ebrerin Olinba gbfer. bon Der
Colt Sill Shule, nabe Ban. lno ib'
re Shiler iiben fir Samstag, Den
s. Sanl,ar, elm idones Brogram elm.
Gin Bog /. Supper ipiro Elm Sbeil
Der MISUNDERSTANDING bilben. Sc.
hermann lit ber5lidit eingelaoen.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
Gen. Wood Says
His Candidacy is
Matter for People

ST. LOUIS. April Major Gen
eral Leonard Wood, when in St
Louis this week, was asked by re-
porters as to his attitude toward the
suggestion that he would he the Re
publican nominee for president next
year. When he was in st. Louis 10
days before he was asked the same
question, and he said then that he
could not talk politics. This time he
did not dismiss the question in quite
such brief fashion. He said, "That
is a matter for the people"
In reply to the direct question
whether he would accept the nomi-
nation, General Wood said he could
not say what he would do in such an
event, but added that it would be
very difficult for any American citi-
zen to refuse such an honor.
General Wood, according to those
who know of his financial circum-
stances, could not afford TO resign
his army position to engage in con-
test for the presidential nomination.
If the nomination should come to him
it is believed he would resign from
the army as Judge Charles f. Hughes
rsigned from the supreme court in
1916. and as Judge Alton B. Parker
resigned from the New York state
bench in 1904.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
PEPTIRON is GOOD
This Real Iron Tonic Combines Merit
Economy and "Pep."

Made from a formula that uses iron
in most digestible form, pepsin and
gentian, great stomach tonics, nux and
celery. the best vegetable remedies for
the nerves, and also manganese and
other valuable nutrients-theres no
question of the value of Peptiron as
a blood builder and strengthener.
The larger size of Peptiron contains
enough for a fun months treatment,
while other so-called iron prepara-
tions contain only one-half or less.
The pep" or promptness with
which Peptiron does its work is noted
by everyone who takes it.
From the first dose the system re-
sponds to the treatment, and you
realize you are at last using a medi-
cine that begins right, continues and
ends right. Better get n bottle of
Peptiron today. Take two Peptiron
after, zach meal-then comes good
blood, good appetite. and-pe~
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
HAVE COLOR IN CHEEKS
Be Better Looking-Take
Olive Tablets

Ifyour skin is yellow-compleXion pallid
tongue coated-appetitep poor-you have
a bad taste in your mouth-al lazy. no-good
feeling-you should take Olive Tablets.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets-a substitute
orcalomel-werep prepared by DR.. Edwards
after IL years of study with his patients.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets are purely
vegetable compound mixed with olive oil.
You will know them by their olive color.
To have a clear, pink skin, bright eyes,
90 pimples, a feeling OF buoyancy like
childhood days you must get at the cause.
DIR. Edwards Olive Tablets act on the
liver and bowels like calomel-yet have
no dangerous after effects. .
They start the bile aad overcome consti.
patton. That's why millions of boxes are
sold annually at l0c and 25c per box. All
druggists. Take one or two nightly and
uote the pleasing results.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
Owner of Stolen Car
Asked to Repair it

HOOD RIVER, April 25.-Four
Portland men who refuse to give
their names are in the city jail
here, charged with the theft of
an automobile belonging TO c. c.
Rraiiey OF Portland. The car
was stolen two weeks ago. On
Tuesday MFR. Bradley was return
ing TO Portland from Bend and
while travelling on the Mosier
road, was asked for assistance
by one OF four men with a car
stalled alongside the highway.
While he was endeayoring To To-
cate the trouble. he noticed that
the car was his own. He did not
fix the car. but came 10 Hood
River and informed the local po-
lice. Meanwhile the thieves re-
paired the car and followed.
They were arrested. Shortly be-
fore daybreak two of the men
broke jail but were later recap
tured.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
Old H. L. Frazier Place Near
Helix Sold by Hey Winn for
Price of $85 Per Acre.

The old II. l.. Frazier ranch of 1920
acres northwest of Helix. was pur-
chased by c. S. wilkes yesterday of
Hey Winn. who bought the property
two months ago. The land brought
$s5 an acre, the total being $4,000
When II last changed hands II brought
$s4,000.
Mr.. wilkes. the new purchaser. is
farming about 1900 acres of the A.
T.. McCulley land which adjoins that
he bought. He has equipment suf-
ficient to operate both places and II
IN understood that he Will continue
farming the McCulley place at least
until the present lease expires.
One third of one section OF the
Frazier land is In crop this year. the
remainder OF the land being in sum-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
RULING PASSED ON
FLYING EXHIBITIONS

+ WASHINGTON. April 25.-
+ Under a ruling of Major-Gen-
+ eral Menoher, director of the
= army air service. announced to-
+ day, army fliers and planes
+ may not compete in exhibitions
+ for prizes and individual prizes.
+ Such competition is considered
/ an improper use OF the time of
+ aviators and of government :
+ property.
= General Menoher said favor
4 able consideration would be
= given to invitations to partici-
+ pate in exhibitions which have :
+ for their object aerial perform
+ ance without remuneration, or
+ development. charitable or CO.
+ operative purposes of an inter-
r national. national, state or civic
= character.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
Morrow County Farmer Here.

w. +. Barnett, and son-in-law
Hank Parker. arrived in Pendleton
last night from Lexington, Morrow
county, and visited Mr.. Barnett
brother, c. p. Barnett, before leav-
ing this morning for walla walla to
attend the tractor show. Mr. Barnett
is one of the large farmers and stock
men of Morrow county, as well as be-
ing leading merchant. and has ac-
cumulated his wealth in the past Is
years This year his wheat will
probably amount to about $4,000.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
= = . = y . y
Young Woman Wants Bond
RaffIes Off Diamond Ring

BEND. April 25 Without money,
but anxious TO do her part in the Vic
tory loan. Miss Daisy Carter, tele-
phone operator OF this city, sought
out II. ]. Overture, chairman of the
committee in charge of the Bend
drive, and removing a diamond ring
from her finger. urged him to rattle
it off and invest the proceeds in
bonds. The drawing for the ring,
valued at nearly $500. was one of the
features of the banquet given the
Cattle and Horse Raisers' association
Wednesday night. Mrs. Henry Wendt
wife of a prominent Baker county
stockman, had the lucky lumber.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
BUYS RANCH, MAKES S11,OOO
BY HOLDING IT TWO MONTHS

mer fallow and to be prepared for
seeding next fall McClelland and
Guzman are operating this land IA,
present but plan to remove to Ida
no following the harvest.
The property sold is In good
wheat belt and is constantly increas-
ing In value. Land nearby recently
sold for $3.50 an acre, while about
SO more an acre was received for
the Frazier place after two months
in Mr.. Wlnn's hands. w II. Morrison
of Pendlcton, acted as agent in the
deal
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
Captain IdeuaiIen Speaks.

The bravery of American soldiers
was brought out in n talk in Port
land Tuesday night by Captain Fred
Lieuallen. PendIeton man who won
three medals while in France as a
member of the medical corps. before
the X. of +. lodge. Captain Lieuallen
cited several cases of great bravery
and said that the German soldier
was not brave under operations but
the American soldier always was.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
LABOR COSTS HURTS TRADE

YOKHAM, April 25.-"The high
cost of American labor makes IL inn
possible for America TO compete in
foreign trade declared SObei Mogf,
leading silk exporters when inter-
viewed upon his return from trip
of inspection through the United
States. "American made goods are
too expensive"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25

George La Fonta!ne, Pendieton man
who enlisted in November. 1917, as
a member OF the 23rd Engineers. and
who has been in France at American
Chinese HEADQUARTERS, A, p. O..
No. Q. returned to Pendleton this
morning. having received an honor
able discharge at Camp Lewis. He
was accompanied by Mrs. La Fontaine
who Joined him in Portland.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
Due In New york Today.

The la Grande hospital unit, Of
which Lieutenant r. b. Waffle and
Tom Murphy are members, is due t.
arrive in New York today. The unit
is the only oregon contingent of the
Rainbow division. and will pass
through In Grande and Pendleton
on its way to Camp Lewis.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Lazinka re-
turned last night from Bend where
they attended a convention of the
Oregon cattle and Horse Ralsers' AS
ISOLATION Burns will be the next
meeting place of the convention and
Mr. Lazinka reports that it was
through the efforts Of Bill Hanley
that the Harney county city was cho-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
CROWDS AWAIT BULLETINS

ROME. April 25.--Commcrcial and
Industrial life was paralized here yes
terday while crowds watcher the bull
lctin boards with brcathlcss interest
Anti-aIlicd feeling ran high when the
Italian press bureau sent the follow
Ing: '.Thc situation Is irretricyabIy
worse. The country must remain cool.
Itay's interests will he slfcguarded."
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25

NJ. o. Bennett, assistant state
/ highway engineer, left today for Ma
dras. jefferson county. where he will
assist with the road work. A bond is
sue will come up for vote in that
county June and Mr Bennett in
tends to aid in the campaign.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
Arnold Kocpkc Is OFFICER.

Arnold Koepke. OF Athena. has
been chosen as one of the five off
GERS for the II. o. T. c. for the re-
mainder of the term at University of
Oregon. Koepke will serve as a cap
tain.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
Sheriff of Mesa County Here.

Jeff Watson. sheriff of Mesa coun-
ty, Colorado. and an uncle of Ernest
Morris of this city. passed through
Pendleton last night on No. IS. He
is returning to Colorado after visit
in Portland.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
PEACE TABLE READY

The table on which the treaty will
be signed has been completed. It's
horseshoe shape and 81 feet long. II
Is made of oak and pine, has a green
cloth top and cost SIG.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-04-25
IL NEWS ORD
PENZlLE7 ION


Walter NJ. Pierce, well known Union
county man. passed through Pendle-
ton last night on No. is. He is on
his way to La Grande from Port
land.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02
CONDENSED APARTMENT

well, yes," replied old Johnber-
ry Judd, II had real good time Wis
iting my nephew up to the city, con-
sidering how simultaneous and adj
jacent everything was. They occu-
Ply condensed apartment, full of
concentrated conveniences, with this
thing built into the door, that one
under the floor, the other one in the
wall, something else hanging from
the ceiling, and the rest folded up
to look like most anything but what
they are. l believe if they had a
family skeleton It would be neces-
sary to press it like an autumn leaf
and spread 1t under rug. / am a
thin man, as you see, but l never
felt like laughing real loudly for
fear I'd push something of win
dow. And, as it was, / really
thought that unless they could jam
me together like an accordion and
pack me away in box, / was taking
up space that they needed for COM
fort and convenience. And so ]
came away. Oh, they treated me
all right-fine, in fact-but / could
not stand so much proximity.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02
WHAT DID HE MEAN2

A clergyman in the pulpit was a
fearless expounder of right and
wrong, but in the domestic circle
maintained, for prudential reasons,
considerable reserve of speech and
action.
On one occasion when this divine
visited neighboring town the edi-
tor of the only paper there, which
never failed to notice the presence
of stranger in town, offered the
following. so worded as to prove
unwittingly keen:
DR.. Carroll is once more among
us for a brief stay. He says and
does exactly as he thinks right,
without regard to the opinions or
beliefs of others. His wife is not
with him,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02
SHE GOT THE DRINK.

MA" said little Ethel sleepily at
two o'clock on cold morning, Il
want a drink"
Hush, darling" said her mother,
turn over and go to sleep"
But / want a drink
mo, you are only restless. Turn
over, dear. and go to sleep"
Silence for five minutes. Then:
MA, want a drink"
mo, you don't want drink. You
had one just before you went to
bed"
Lie still, Ethel, and go to
sleep"
But / want a drink"
Don't let me speak to you
again"
Two minutes of silence.
ma, / want a drink"
"If you say another word I'll
get up and spank you"
Ma, when you get up to spank
me will you get me a drink"
She got the drink then.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02
ORGANIZATION is COMPLETED

Rev. ]. A. Williams of Des Moines
who has been in the city about a
week perfecting an organization in
Audubon for the Armenian relief
work, left yesterday after having
perfected the organization. Rev.
VIM. Mack has been chosen county
chairman and Miss Harriet Bilharz
has been selected treasurer. A
committee composed of the follow
ing persons has also been named:
Miss Harriet Bilharz, Mrs. e. s.
McLeran, Miss Mary Davis, Karl
Rasmussen, John Horning, F. R.
Mclaughlin and County Superinten-
dent Ella M. Stearns.
The work of the organization is
but continuation of the work start
ed in the county last year. Its pur-
pose is to solicit funds for the relief
of 100000 Armenian children who
are without parents and without
homes. 1t is estimated that $50
will keep one child for a year. In
dividuals, societies and churches
have paid such sums and are keep
ing child. According to Rev.
Williams. who is well posted in this
matter, the need for help at this
time is very great.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02
wILLIE's INVITATION

Little Willie wanted birthday
party, to which his mother consent
ed, provided he asked his little
friend Tommy. The boys had had
trouble, but, rather than not have
the party, Willie promised his moth
er to invite Tommy.
On the evening of the party,
when the small guests had arrived
except Tommy, the mother became
suspicious and sought her son.
Willie" she said. did you in
vite Tommy to your party tonight"
Eyes, mother"
'And did he say he would not
Gomez"
NO" explained Willie. 81 in
vited him all right, but I dared him
to come"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02

runs the fruit store on the corner?"
asked Ruth.
"He is a Greek" answered Uncle
Ted. THAT brings up another ex-
ample. Some day his country,
Greece, may attack Bulgaria. The
minute she does we would have the
same thing happen that l have ex-
planned about China and Japan. We
couldn't buy any fruit from him or
from any Greek fruit store, we
couldn't buy candy or ice cream at
Greek candy store, we couldn't
eat any meals in Greek lunch
room and l couldn't get shoes shin
ed in a Greek shoe parlor. There
are several thousand Greeks in this
country and the same thing would
happen all over the United States.
What would happen to these peo-
pie? They couldn't earn living!
They would either be shipped out
OF the country or more likely be
locked up as the Germans were dur
ing the war, to be fed and clothed
by money from taxes on our own
people.
Would these things happen in
the other countries, members of the
club?" asked Jack.
Il don't think so. At least moth
ing like here You see, Jack, Am
erica is different from any other
country. / have shown you that
we have millions of foreigners here.
Other countries only have a very
few, SO few that they don't count
much"
II hope Ching's dad doesn't lose
his business said Jack.
$50 do I. Jack. But the only
way to be sure that none of these
awful things happen is for us to
keep out of this dangerous club and
attend to our own business. 1t has
always worked in the past and the
really big and great men can see
no reason to change our plans now"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02
AUDUBON sHRINERs ATTEND
SESSION IN DIES MONIES

A large number of Shriners from
Audubon were in Des Moines last
night TO attend the big session. We
did not learn whether Audubon fur
nished any candidates this time or
not. Those in the party were Tom
Rutherford, "A. j. Van Sise, J. X.
Donaldson, Bert McLeran, Paul
Wolf, f. c. Sampson, George l..
Gore, Aubrey Herndon, John Horn
ing, George Carter and Thomas Law.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02
NOT IN A POETS LINE

A young man very fond of the
girls, but very cautious as. to his
dealings with them, recently went
to poetical friend and asked him
il he would help get up a birthday
sonnet to a certain young lady.
WELL" said the poet friend,
what do you want me to say?"
why. you ought to know about
what's the proper thing" said the
young man. Something rather
tender, but at the same time, re-
member, / don't want to commit
myself in any way"
WELL" said the poet, you don't
want poet to draw up your birth
day verse. You want a lawyer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02
TWO OF A KIND

A doctor who had a custom of cul-
tiyating the lawn and walk in front
of his home every spring engaged
o'Brien to do the job. He went
away for three days and when he re-
turned found O'Brien waiting for
his money. The doctor was not
satisfied with his work and said:
"0'Brien, the walk is covered with
gravel and dirt. and in my estima-
ton it's bad job"
O'Brien looked at him in surprise
for moment and replied: "Shure,
Doc, there's many bad Job of
yours covered with gravel and
dirt"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02
A RELAPSE

A young man entered the village
shop and complained to the owner
that ham he had purchased there
a few days before had proved not to
be good.
1.-THE ham is all right, sir" in
sisted the shopkeeper.
No; 1t isn't" insisted the other.
Its bad"
How can that be-" continued the
shopkeeper. when it was cured on
ly last week."
The young man reflected a mo-
ment. and then suggested:
Maybe it's had a relapse"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02
UP TO HIS EARS

A small negro boy went to a ply
stefan to be treated for a painful
sensation in one OF his ears. The
doctor examined and found the ear
was full of water.
How did this happen?" he asked
after he had drained the ear; "been
going in swimming"
Nav sub, "'said the little fellow.
been eatin' Watermelon"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02
LET US PRINT YOUR SALE BILLS

This office is fully equipped for
printing sale bills, large size, clear
print, nicely printed. No office
gets out a better sale bill.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-10-02
FORD FOR SALE

Have for sale 1918 Ford touring
car. Enquire at Haals barber shop.