davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

Black, of Indianapolis, Messrs, Robt.
and William Martin, and Mr.. Stone
Butner. of Caleast KY. A delightful
dinner was served.
SIX O'Clock Dinaer. - * ~ ~
Mr.. and Mrs. J. NJ. Rife were hosts
Thursday evening. Their guests in
cluded Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Parks Wagers
Miss Louise Mckee, Miss Mary Louise
win Powell and William Burnam. Af-
ter dinner cards were enjoyed for sew
eral hours and the evening was most
delightfully."- spent in this hospitable
home.
Delightful Bridge Party.
One of the most enjoyable of the
spring parties was the Bridge Fridey
afternoon, to which Mrs. Harry Wilson
wass hostess the honor guest being
Mrs. Marshall Collins, of Pelham Bay,
New York. who is visiting Kiss MARI
ann Collins. Other guests were, Miss
Denny. Mrs. Murray Smith. 5Irs.. L. B.
Weisenburgh, Mrs. Hale Dean, Mrs. S.
] .McGaugEey,. Mrs. w. p. Willard. and
Misses Iallie 81 Ter Shackelford. Helen
Mariann Collins, Mary Lee 'Colyer. and
Anna Lee Davis. The guest prize was
given TO AIRS Collins, the one for the
highest score was won by Mrs. w. P.
served the hostess being assisted by
her mother, Mrs. Roy e. White.
Miss Elders Recital.
Madison institute chapel was crowd
ed Thursday evening for the brilliant
musical recital given by the pupils of
Miss Matte Elder. and none went away
disappointed, as the program from the
first number to the finish was one of
exceptional merit. Miss Elders be-
Sfnners showed wonderful training in
-eature they had their pieces thoroly
fnemorfezd, not singfe player using
their notes. The recital was excellent
and reflected great credit on both the
teacher and the pupils
Mrs. Ella Shearer. of Winchester. at
tended the funeral of Mrs. Amanda T.
Million Thursday.
Mr.; Laban Rupard is visiting his I'M
Gle, Mr.. Dan Rupard,, at Irvine.
Mrs. J. r. White and children of Ir-
vine. and Mr.. and Mrs. J. G. Taylor,
were dinner guests of Mrs. Jerry
Chambers Sunday.
Mrs James Edgar, of Detroit, Mich,
who has been the guest of her nieces,
Mrs. G.. w. Evans and Miss Curraleen
Smith, left for visit to- Judge J. NJ.
Benton and family in Winchester.
Lieut.. VIM. Benton, of Winchester.
las returned home from a visit to
Richmond friends.
Sergeant Arthur Bruner has been
been in France about IS months and
is visiting his parents. DIR. and Mrs. j.
D. Bruner. at Memorial Hall.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Marion Lilly have
leased the residence OF captain and
Mrs. j. sR. Pates. on Lancaster avenue,
and will take possession the first of
June. Mrs. Pates and family will leave
soon to join Capt. Pates in Pittsburg.
where they will make their home. 1t
is with deepest regret we give up this
moot excellent family but our best
wishes go with them TO their new
home.
Mrs. W. w. Broaddus has returned
from a few days visit 20 her mother.
Mrs. McCollum. in Lexington.
Mr.. Edgar Doty has returned from a
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

business trip to Louisville.
Mr.. Abner Oldham. of Mt. Sterling,
was the guest of his brother. MIR. w,
D. Oldham, Friday.
Miss Barbara Witt of Irvine, is the
guest of Mrs. Harry B. Wilson.
Mr.. and Mrs.. Tevis Rayburn, Miss
Margaret Rayburn and Mrs. Hugh
Million were hoppers in Lexington FRI
day.
Miss R eva Lindon. who is student
at Madison Institute, spent the week
end with her parents at Raven
Mrs. j. T. Christopher, of Rayenna,
was a shopper in Richmond this week
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17
SEE

"A Daughter Of the Desert >
a western drama, full of fun
and excitement, at Waco High
School auditorium, May 18th,
at s p. M, by Waco High
School. Admission Is and IS
cents.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

NOTICE-All persons having claims
against the estate of the late w. R.
Boggsf deceased, are hereby given mo-
tice TO file same properly verified, with
the undersigned, on or before June 1st.
1919, and all persons indebted to said
estate are given notice to call and set
tie at once. State Bank & Trust Co.,
Administrator. 141
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17
PITCHER BAYONETTED HUN

Detroit, Mich, May 17-Urban
Shocker, star pitcher of the St.
Louis Americans, who returned re-
Gently from srevice overseas. informs
relatives here that he chad a narrow
escape" 1t happened during the hand
to-hand fight, in which Shocker
thrust his bayonet through a German
to save his own life. He sustained
a bayonet wound on the head,
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17
MISS MAMIE BALLARD SALE

The sale conducted by Mr. Harry
Morgan as executor of the estate of
Miss Mamie Ballard, deceased, was
held as advertised at two O'Clock on
Thursday. Everything was kept live
ly by Col. Bob Walker, the auctioneer
Bidding was spirited throughout the
sale. The horse. buggy, and harness
sold for $3.50. All fancy work, table
covers, linens, fine towels, -silverware,
furniture and all other articles found
ready buyers at good prices.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

NOTICE TO CREnIToRsAn per-
sons having claims against the estate
of Miss Mamie NJ. Ballard. deceased,
are hereby notified to present same to
me orEto my attorney. A r. Burnam,
Jr., within 40 DAYS. Harry S. Morgan,
executor of Mamie NJ. Ballard. Whites
Station. KY. 111-2tw-3w
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

NOTICE TO CREDIToRs-Au per-
sons having claims against the estate
of Mrs. Nancy ]. Gentry, deceased, are
hereby notified to present same to me
on or before June 18th, 1919. Albert
Gentry. ADM, of Mrs. Nancy ]. Gentry.
142 1tw 4w
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

FOR SALE+I have some I--tsvtlle
and Atlanta State Fair Champion KY.
Red Rerkshire Swine for sale. w. B.
Turley. Richmond KY. 81 tt
WANTED@To buy several car loads
Of fat hogs. Wildcat orders. L. c.
Rowlett. Phone low, Richmond, KY.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

FOR SALE-Pony, Trap and Harm
ness Well broken, trap is good as
new. M. F. Enright, w. Main. 1877 8p
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

LINCOLN COUNTY FARM-Any size,
upland. SIS per acre up : blue grass, $50
to $780, See us before you buy. New.
land & Reynolds, Realtors, Stanford
kentucky. I43 II
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

HELP WANTED-Man with some
knowledge of seeds, gardening or
farming. Market Gardener preferred:
an excellent and unusual salesopportun
ity The Wing Seed Co., Mechanics-
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

GOVERNMENT needs 1000 clerks for
Census. 800 month. Examinations soon
Age requirements, IS or over. For
free particulars, write ]. C.SLeonard,
(former Civil Service Examiner)s 1864
Equitable Bldg. Washington 142-2p
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

DON'T forget to call Thos. A Shelton
to insure your dwelling or barn with
the Hurst Home Insurance Company.
The rate is the lowest. Richmond. KY.
phone $40. 126 4w p
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

: FOR SALEASix room cottage of E
Walnut street. with all necessary out.
buildings. On this lot is a good barn
all in good repair. Also a small gar
den. For tnforHatfon CALI phone A.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-05-17

FOR SALE-Barred Plymouth Rock
eggs, s1.50 for Is. Mary E. Deatherage.
phone 151-M. 1tw4w
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-04-30
YESTERDAY TODAY AND TOMORROW.

million men that WAS sent across the
ocean are already home, the rest. bar
ring the sixty thousand who lie in
France, will he back before many
weeks America has cause 70 be CRATE
fui, and tho opportunity to show
forth" this gratitude presents itself At
the present moment BY supporting
the Victory liberty loan We cannot only
express our thankfulness but make the
future sure.
Tomorrow: There will be peace
Peace that brings prosperity viii fol-
low the meeting OF today's obligations
The sooner business Industries are re
suned The sooner tomorrow will be
here. but business cannot be normal
untn all obligations Of the nation have
been met This can best ne accom-
plished through The support Of the gov
eminent
Yesterday, sacrifice and uncertainty
To-day. victory and obngation-To-
morrow peace and prosperity
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-04-30
THE NEW TAX ON CHILD LABOR.

suspension the age certificate. work
ing or employment certificate or per-
nit, or other similar permit issued
under the laws Of the state In some
Of the states where adequate lava do
not exist this will not be feasible
These states are probably North Caro-
lima South Carolina. Georgia Miss
tsaippi and Texas The plan a that
federal agents are 10 visit localities In
such states where establishments en-
ploy child labor and issue the cartif-
icates in person
The act imposes penalty of a f1ne
OF not more than $1,000. or tnprtsop-
ment for not more than three months,
or both fine and imprisonment for
knowingly presenting fnlss evidence Ia
relation to a birth certificate or app1L
alton therefor.
The law provides That IN none OF the
Industries within the scope OF the Law
shall children within the age limits DE
permitted to work more than eight
hours a day. or more than six days
a week. or before tho hosr OF A.
NJ or after p. NJ, without the Assess
nent OF the tax Such industries win
he required 10 keep a time recrsrsd
showing ths hours OF exn pioyrn@nt of
each child between fourteen and sfr-
teen years of aga for the Information
OF federal inspectors,
The bureau OF internal rcvenn@ win
maintain forces Of fnsp ect ors who are
authorized to enter and inspect. at any
time, any mine, quarry. MN. cannery.
workshop. factory or manufacturing
esta blishment.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-04-30

Employment Of one child for one
stay in conflict with the child labor
tax provision Of the new revenue btu
win subject The employers business TO
d tax OF 10 per cent OF the net profits
for the taxable year This is the in
terpretauon Of the bureau Of internal
revenue. the administrator Of the new
law
THE chnd labor provisions Of the
new bill became effective last Fri
day. On and after that date the
profits q am mine or quarry in which
children under sixteen years Of age
or any MILF cannery, workshop, fac
tory or manufacturing establishment
ia which children under fourteen
years Of age are employed or per
mitted to work during any portion
Of the taxable year is subject 10 the
10 per cent tax A single specific ex-
canning clubs such as are recognized
by the department Of agriculture.
Plans for the enforcement Of the
law have been practically completed,
There is being formed in the bureau
of internal rev~nue division TO be
known AS the child labor tax division
While is the purpose OF ths
bureau OF Internal revenue strictly
to enforce the Law. its aim is to ad-
minister It's provisions in way 20
cause as little Inconvenience an pcs-
able 10 the business world and to
offer no injustice 70 employees. II Is
the Intention to accept in confrma-
ton of the age Of the child. with cer-
tain restrictions as 10 revocation and
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-04-30

Yesterday: war ragged In Europe
Khah clad Boys streaxned from camp
q shipx across ocean and into the
mud. OF the trenches. Each day
brought its casualty list. the list that
meant thA end Of all happiness for
shcuss nds of hearts Mothers and
fathers gave UP their sons to the ser
vice with prayers for the uncertain
future. nsrswety facing the possibility
Of their Toes Sacrifice was the order
Of the day, sacrifice for the ideals and
principles for which his country
STANDS And those principles won
To-day: We are celebrating victory
In far shorter time than that which
the most hopeful optimists Judged
would be necessary the American sol
asers turned the tide Of tho enemy,
forcing him to sue for peace BY the
whoieheartedness with " h E
United States went into the war an
untold number Of lives we're saved.
IRE greater part OF the army of two
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-04-30
FOREIGN TRADE KEEPS GROWING.

formed 60 per cent. of the total are
cent OF the total indicating that
despite tina great increase IN our sri ss
TO Europe the percentage Of gain in
exports to other parts OF the world
has been equally great To Europe
In the fiscal year 1919 Tho EXPORTS viii
show an increase OF about 500 per
cent, over those OF 1874, North Amer
lea about $50 per cent, South America
about 125 per cent. and to Assa about
$50 per cent
Equally striking are the changes m
the classes OF material forming the
exports. Manufactures exported Gin
Guiding in this term both those for
further use IN manufacturing, and
thoss ready for use) Jumped from
81, oss, 900, 600 in me fiscal year 1914,
all of which preceded the war. 70
s4,1s+,oo0,o0o in ls17. then dropped
TO ss.ss5, 100000 in 1913 and viii ap-
proximate &3,25o,0oO.ooe In 1919.
Foods,uffs. OF which the total exports
In 1914 amounted to $3.50, 5000 ad-
vanced TO 1861. 5000 in 1913, al
2e9 ,ssI. 900 in 1917. $l.52s,9so, ooe in
1913. and seems likely to approximate
80 800. 900 900 In this fiscal year 1919,
or practically i've times as much in
stated value in 1919 as in 1919, while
manufactures exported in 1919 will
be slightly more than three times in
value OF those of the year preceding
the war Manufacturing material ex-
ported shows less change, having
been in 1914 s7s2.7 5000. in 1918
*8s7,52s.0 900. and IN 1919 WIN ap-
approximate s1129.0e0.0 900.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-04-30

The foreign trade Of the United
states Is nearing the 1000 ooo. 900
linA. In the hscal year. 1900, IT az
gr~xatad s114A 400 900, in 1870 81,
aea, coo, ooe. In 1919 ts.2zs.0 200 600. tn
1915 with the stimulus OF the war it
Jumped To ,G,SS1- o1o 600 in 1917, ss,~
1As. 0oo, 900. and n 1919 will appa-
realty approximate ts,27s 900 900.
and If the trade with Hawaii and
Porto Rico weSs Included would ex-
essd $4,000. o 90 900. this estimate by
ne Nassonad City bank of New York
being based upon Official figures for
The nine months ending with March.
The changes in our foreign trade
6uxSns tho war have been kaleido-
.rnntc. Imports OF The fiscal year
1910 seem Hkely TO approximate
a. 1Do, 900 900, All increase OF about
% psr cent over those Of the year
immediately preceding the war. and
exports Will approximate $3.50 ,Ooo,-
o.. An increase Of about 1875 per
cent. these estimates for the import
and export Of trade ot 1919 being
Aased upon official figures for the nine
rnonths ending with March.
Still more startling are the changes
Ia the trade with the various sections
~ The world. Imports from Europe
ahnw 4 fall OF about 60 per cent
while exports 10 Europe show An In
crsAse Of nearly 200 per cent. Mer-
ahandiss from Europe prior to the war
formed about SO per cent OF the total
imports OF the country and thus far
IN 1919 form but ABOUT ii per cent
~ the total imports Exports 10 Eu-
- which in the year before the war
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-04-30

munity
Our courts recognize this crystalli-
eaton of public sentiment When it
Is manifested in constitutional amend
rnent and statute, they enforce IL as
part of the law Of the land. They
hoid that it is not a forbidden re-
strlction of personal liberty. but il
is only the Curtailment OF complete
freedom Of action that is necessary in
the interest of society
There are many men. AS we know.
VINO might drink liquor and he
moderate in its use But We must
recognize that liquor is very CON
siderable source in stimulating crime
We must recognize that it plays n
large part in the production OF poverty
ana suffering not only for the excess
sive drinker him self but for those re-
lated to him and dependent on him.
such man IN many ways imposes a
burden on society Al large. The re
straint of the liberty of the individual
10 whom the use Of intoEiCants is EN-
)oyable and harmless is but a slight
restriction on his general freedom OF
action il is something he may very
well be called upon TO give up TO save
for society those whom it depraves
and DESTROYS
The drinking OF liquor is a social
practice and Is increased or miniGn-
ICED in very large degree by the OPP
portunity and proximity of access for
many who would never drink at all
unless It was set under their noses
by the infesttng presence OF saloons
in their community where the sale of
liquor Is allowed. The comparative
chearnesS in the production OF al
cohol and beer, even with heavy
tax laid upon them, enables the ven
ders TO reap heavy profit from every
retail sale. The temptation TO the
lazy. seeking 4 means OF livelihood
without effort and prompted by dis
tllers or brewers lending credit.
forces upon community saloons
everywhere, because even in a hole in
the wall considerable daily income
can be earned. The political machine
OF saloonkeepers and liquor dealers
yields. through the ubiquitous Satoou,
vicious and pernicious influence
upon voters
This array of the immoral and
vicious effects Of the free rnanufac-
ture and sale OF liquor upon the com
muniy can leave no doubt that the
curtaiim%nt of personal freedom in
effective prohibition is small as com
pared with Its benefit to society
This settles it's conformity 10 true
principles OF personal liberty
This is democracy The amend
roent has been adopted. and with all
good citizens I am strongly in favor of
the enactment Of the most practical
laws to secure the rigid enforcement
of the declarations Of The amendment,
This is the duty OF every citizen in a
democracy. a citizen who ia in favor
rf MT Of only thp laws
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-04-30
MEASURE FOR MEASURE.

When we stop to consider the great
strides business has taken in the last
nail century, one thing stands out
IKE white stars on a blue fieId--the
FEELING of confidence which has sup
planted mutual distrust between buyer
and seller of goods. No longer Is a
man S value to a firm determined by
his ability 10 drive sharp bargain.
nut rather the new creed in merchan-
dising is that there must be two salts
ned parties 10 every transa Ction
This Golden Rule of modern bust
ness leayens the whole lump of COM
merctal activity. BY putting 1t into
practice the merchant of today forms
associations almost as strong as the
ties of family
Another Golden Rule is: He who
seeks equity must do equity" Equity
IS not a one-sided thing but a give
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-04-30

and take affair. requiring concessions
and consideration from both buyer and
seller
sun another rule which is forcing
Itself upon the attention of business
men is that business connections. to
produce the best results, must be built
over a series of years--not snatched
up today and discarded tomorrow
When buyer leaves q seller with
whom business relations have been
built up, to take advantage OF what
appears to be at the moment bar
gain, it results in a break in their bust
ness relations and disturbs the seller $
program. The wise buyer makes his
trade arrangements not with an eye
TO today's benefits alone, but with re-
gard to the advantages OF quality, serv-
ice and price during the whole of his
business career.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-04-30

All of the figures above quoted are
those OF values only. and in no case
relate to quantities. in which the in
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-04-30

crease is proportionately less than
higher market prices now prevailing.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-05
STATE BlhCkLISTS
SURETY COMPANIES

The New Amsterdam Surety com.
pany and lhc g. S. Fidelity and Guar.
inly COMPANY we're "Muk'i,'Dd" ,hls
morning by the ,omu l0urN " the
land office lor having hIlcl 10 make
good the money emhrlylr hy Claude
Ray former school lard department
clerk, who ~ nYw serving siS.ycar
term IN The ptnIitnllafy
II was decided iha, throughout the
present administration No more state
cnployt, will b- bonded By these com
PANE, and all bond, uIw executed b.
these C0mmuI.t ir state tuploues Wit
bc revoked uI bond obtained from
other CnWpurg
The New amsterdam and ,he & s
lidclliy were un 'Ic lu.ig oi Ray and
George Nmlr. who Hss secretary ot
tc department at lhe LIME nj the en-.
hl,lemeni ami have failed 10 make
good lhc term, oi their contracts. &C.
crdng 'p commissioners oi ihe lard
office.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-05
THEATER BILLS

rm,,, ,h,,,,r - IN 10 IS n
m -p,l,n. Frd,ri,t IN paid In
lull 4" romrd,
N,ic.,,r ,h,,,,r IN , m O., 10 As
f. ~ -.T,ylor Ilolme ru "pair Of
Ci,r,." II ,,n, ard laJ,,, /" com.
edy
strand ,,,,,., "a, w =, il.l0
m / Il m , " 4 $50 $50
and 10 - m "Wdl You Marry
Mc;". ,,r,I.
N,v rolly ,h,,,c, l0.4s ~
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-05
[SP0RIS snap SH!N2yT!S 81!

George whi,emsn. ball player. IL
walking around these days hguratively
seratchinR hts head.
And George has a right 10 rub his
flnGers DER his dome
Last fall WhitenHn proved ono of
the big stars OF tho world series for tho
Red Sos, A few days ago tho Hos
ton club asked Tor waivers on him and
oyory club In the league passed him up
Yankees back IN 1914 whllo Frank
Chance was guiding tho club Chance
shipped him back 10 the minors. The
next baseball heard Of him he was
running up timber bills In tho ln,erna.
tionll league as fence buster for the
Toronto club, Last season Msnsger
Harrow needed some ono In tho ou,ficld
10 replace Duffy Lewis Duffy. you
remember Joined tho navy. III obtained
Mhicmhn
Whi,eman filled the bill. slthoueh ne
sat on the bench often because Kuth's
hitting caused Barrow to put Rabe In
tho outfeld when he wasn't pitching
But whltsmnn finished tho season
with batting average Of .2s7 iIe col
lccted seventy four hits, including four.
teen doubles nud n homer. lie famed
Then along came tho big series. lie
slammed out five hits In the six gsmes
Charley Pick OF the Cubs was tho only
player to hang up more awaits
Whi'rmen'r work In fielding Bsr.
beia ny In the sixth game was the
most spectacular play Of the series
He rolled over and over after capturing
tha sphere.
Three bases were swIped by the go,
In tho serIes and George 60, ono ol
them.
And now nobody IN tho American
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-05
Minute Interviews
With Celebrities

y This j, J Pembeflon Slaughter
tn; n. 3
\ Sc gods SMITH Hey Smith
Haven't | told you never tn unlo,t
the door,
Q Viii sou st for an interview
Jawu'
\. suppose III have 10 stand Tor
one. Mr. Gimlct.
. How does II feel 10 be a social
outtaS, Pembey,
A. don't know whether YOU mean
weather.
Q. True, true II Is mean weather
isn't Il,
A mean weather fot.ca,,ers have
no friends. hot ! have influence
q You don't mean TO tell me Do
you have influence on the weather.
A. Influence ~ this town and II
you 60 too far
q. Don't vou think ,ha, II YOU were
lepcr you'd be more popularl
4. too far III have the govern
mcut iutcyiere--
q. DO you have any bad habits
such as chewing tobacco. playing the
ukulelc. drinking lemon extract or
admirng lheda Bafa2
\. Tobacco ard liquor have never
passed my lips
- Then haven't YOU been cruelty
lbelcd, Your friend, say tobacco
and liquor never get past your lips.
A. ! have no friends
- Isn't that Just what have been
oon'cndlng Al, hal You admit i,
4 no friends who would say
,ha, You have been taking with
those who take delight in Ii
q But they 'worc II was the truth
4. ~ libcllng me and
o. Who are MaN Tenp and Min
Temp whose names occupy such
prominent places IN your reports
\ They arc maximum and nr,i
mum temperature
9 Isn't mean temperature a mem
Der at the family, too.
\ Mean temperature rptans-- g.
. Need >you repeat the name ;
What do YOU mean nv relative hu
midi,y, /, ,ha, the kind Of humidity
YOU feel whey your wife's relatives
pay YOU visit,
A. Young man believe you are an
ass
q How dare YOU call me name.p
a An aSset,yc sort Of \ chap
Will YOU kindly close the door behind
you as YOU leave