South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-28

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Bill Thallemer-'Every dog has
his day-and night"
Duncan Campbell. by cable from
Glasgow-"Just met Sandy McTar-
Wish, who has been appointed presi-
dent OF the first Scotch republic by
107 IL per cent OF the Johnny
Walker voters. VIII establish head
quarters I'm the Drummer flats Get
the empties cleaned up. and levy a
tax on all members OF the Thistle
club for the presidents living ex-
penses."
Fred Freuh-"There is nothing IN
the atrocious rumor that Rexall
pills are only effective in Christian
science cases"
Charles J. Roy-"If my partner
keeps up her winning gate and takes
a few more lessons in the great
American game OF poker. 1 expect
to be able to retire from business
N~NcAC NAAN Ut "a SNeSbAA Il ONCA.
Henry Eggleston-'T hope you
didn't mean to insinuate that I firt-
ed with any Of the teachers who
visited me in The firms tent at the
fair l did not; but l was not alone
in charge of the exhibit"
Kenyon Mkt have peach of
a newspaper story and will give it
to you if you promise not to pub
lish it."
George Senger-'My weekly bills
at the Century theater are such as
ought to convince my patrons that
l am a man of my word. When
l told them that nothing in the wide
universe was any too good for Mish-
awake l meant what L said, and that
they are responding nobly is al
tribute to their love of the truth"
Billy Dodge-'T know help isl
scarce in Mishawaka. and intend
making my yard man act in the
capacity of nurse"
Ralph Jernegan-'I am glad AL
vim Scott is going to beat Gaylor in
the next mayoralty contest. He's
one of my best clients, and if elect
cd will reappoint me as the city's at
tOrney. which position 1 have filled
10 the utmost of my capacity during
the republican regime"
Rev. l.. G. Rogers-"As a minis
ter of the gospel 1 am glad 1 asked
| Bishop McKim the question as to
the League of Nations, but as a re-
publican 1 am so ashamed OF my
self l feel like sitting on the roof
OF my rectory until my nearest
neighbor pulls me down.
V. +. Ludwig-"As a Presbyterian
l do not see anything so very much
wrong with the 'shimmy.' when you
know your partner, but from al
Methodist point of view 1 think the
| dance is horrible
Stanley McIntosh-"I leave to-
morrow TO attend the big bankers
convention at st. Louis. The affair
at Indianapolis the past week was
insignificant, just big enough to
send Huber to-
Louis Gerstbauer-"New indus
tries are bobbing up daily on the
north side Of the river. Why, only
the past week an additional two
chair barber shop established itself.
and Jack Wambach has added a
stock of rubber heels to his art col
lection
Mishawaka's bank deposits are
heavier at present than they have
ever been. and are growing constant
", but the total doesn't constitute
the real test. Do the dollars work
intelligently and periodically while
YOU sleep? The lazy-livered dollar
is not worth as much to "A commun-
ity or individual as a dime that will
keep its little jingle tinkling all the
time.
a Boston physician predicts that
century hence the Senseless and
peIuOuS custom OF KISSING Will De
regarded as barbarism He may
be right about it. At the rate hui
manity is travelling i'm the United
/ States, 40 years hence there won't
be thrill enough in a kiss TO jar the
I eye lashes
The garment designers want men
| to wear knickerboCkers, and T. II.
\ Ahara has started the craze in Mish-
/ awake. a neighbOrhOod child see
! ine +. II. in short ones for the first
/ time eXcitedly called her mother to
I the door: Look, mother, there's
I an old gray-haired man with short
pants on,
I one OF the professors advises our