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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
MARINE CLUB OF CITY
ARRANGING PROGRAM
FOR CELEBRATION

Tho marines Of Wheeling and vicinity
are doing their best TO make the parade
for the 3llIh a success so far as thcy
are concerned. Every effort Is being put
forth to get every Devil Dog in this sec
zion Of tho country out for the parade.
4 very costly banner has just been pur-
chased nv the club. Mr.. Russell, the
local artist. has painted the marine corps
insignia on tho banner, and has also
raIntcd a picture of 4 real Devil Dog Oh
n banner which will also he carried IN
he paradr. cards arc being sent out py
tho secretary to marines IN Martins
Ferry. BclIairc. Moundsvillc. Cameron
md SicwartSvillc, ohio.
Ii has been rumorcd that the marines
are going to do some fancy drllllns' out
such IS not the case, as il would be I'M
possible to do any fancy drilling WIN
tho marines coming from so many diner
cnt places without any practice driii.
However, the lralhcrn"CkS will do their
best to ur:tl" tho best shaving or any or
ganiZation in the parade. They Will Dc
commanded by Captain Relllcy. the
only commissioned marine officer in the
city and vicinity. Every marine is urGcd
To turn out for the parade and 10 also
be present at the regular meeting or the
club Monday evening in the local /. a.
6. A. building at 80 sharp.
Tho ercatcr tho necessity for saving
tho greater your opportunity 10 use
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
PARADE DEAD LINES
WILL BE DRAWN

To avoid confusion AT tho street inter
sections IN the business district during
tn" celebration for IN" returning soldiers
chief of Police Frazier has had lines
n,;u.cd on tn" streets from curb TO curp
i.., might which is n continuation Of the
n,ycucut line across tho streets to jain
,bn n,yrrirnt on the other side. The
urinary purposes for painting the lines
is to keep pedestrians from Jay walk
ing"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
Picnic Party Sunday

Thr employcs of n" John s. W"!IY
store are planning n picnic party for
sunday. This will be held on III" BIG
Wheeling Creek where an ideal spot for
such an outing can be found. tn" merry
her Of automobiles. and tho day Will he
spent swimming. fishing and many other
real delights afforded on a picnic. Inc
feature Of the day will be the serving
Of Il dinner and supper in the open.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
Delightful Picnic

The oHicers and Sunday school teach
ers Of the Third Presbyterian Sunday
school were delightfully."- entertained Mt
the summer homo Of Mrs. W. A Sender
man. at Bethel, Thursday evening, June
9Th The guests were taken up in auto
mobiles and chicken dinner was served
out on the lawn.
The table was beautifully decorated
with pink and white flowers. The favors
were pink roses.
After an enjoyable evening of games
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
FLUSHING MAN DIES
OF INJURIES

Nicholas Kicfcr. of Flushing. Ohio.
died nj the Ohio Valley General hospital
Mt eight o'clock last evening from IN
jurioS received in nm accident al IN"
Rose Bug mines at Flushing. ohio. He
was admitted to the hospital two days
ago.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
EDeW0OD EV. LUTHERAN CHI !RCH

Lenox Place. Rev. Ralph A. Harsh
$40 A NJ. SundHy school. Children's
Day Program: In:'5 \. NJ. worship with
Sermon. Chlldr"n's Hour; 500 f. n
nesday Prayer Service. All are We'll
come.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
Opeu Day POSTPONED

Tho opening day for the Florence Crit
tenden Home which was announced for
Thursday, has been postponed on ac-
count Of tho affair Of the Gift shop Twig
which has also been arranged for that
day. The date for the open day will he
announced later however. and Will
doubtless prove to be very interesting
to the many friends Of the Homo.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
Book-Review Luncheon.

The book review luncheon OF the
drama league department of the Nom
ans club was held NJ the Country Cluo
Yesterday, presided over b. Mrs. Waiter
S. Kelly.
Tho luncheon was served at ! O'clock
\ round table being used with covers
for Twenty-Five. and decorated with 4
largo centcr-pieco OF gorgeous PINK
l,..,,ics. the flowers OF the season.
After the luncheon an animated dis
cussion Of the book. Small Souls by
Louis Couperous, took place. This IN
trnScly interesting book. hy on" Of tn"
foremost Of modern novclists, deals with
Il Iurs" and representative Dutch family
Of the period of 1850. and the course or
events. characters eXCmTlincd, and so
forth, were well discussed pro and con
by the members Of the club.
The meeting was one of the most en-
joyable held this year The date for
the next review discussion has not been
definitely set. but it is thought 1t will
be held on the first Friday Of July.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
Ofnnrnpnne-

Another Of the very charming affairs
which have been arranged compliment
tary to Mrs Allen Douglas Of Boston.
Mass, was the dinner dance which was
held at the Country Club last night.
Mr.. and Mrs George Whitaker were the
host and hostess and very attractive
appointments. were carried out in every
detail OF the affair
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
MISS wetzel Honored

Another pretty compliment was hiu'''
70 tbc isl arranrcd for Miss HAIL Wet
zcI, who's" marriaG" To Mr.. Frank \:
Carroll Will be an interesting "\ciit o.
next wcck. when Miss Mad"lyu kiddI"
entertained last evening al nor nom" ",,
E;rctrcurh street with a miscellaneous
shower. Various social diversions were
rniryrd hy the guests and tn" serving
of 4 dainty luncheon with appointments
If mink and white WAS III" C"n'ludlhH
feature, Of the evening.
The following were in attendance:
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
WHEEL |NGH|GHJ SENIOR .::.
D|NNER-DANCE At SCOTT|SH RITE

Ethel Cornish Mildred Carroll
Mary Bender Elizabeth Smith
Wilma Naugle Florence hannah
Marianctta TrusCh"l Marian Carr
Marian Rush Sarah BroFermah
Narcclla SCifert Martina Nay
Margaret Krebs Louise Walters
Margaret Kas!cy Naomi Scamon
Bertha Kritz Dorothy Bell
Kate Hover Helen Gaus
Hazel Rahr Margaret Steindorf
Marjorie Early Grace Trcwcck
Dorcas Rorland Margaret Otto
Ethel NVayman Pauline kirtZ
Helen Goethe Romance Lorcntz
Selma Ilapeth Syvilla hughes
/ katherine Carnahan
McSSrs.
Willis Marshall John Saunders
| Frederick Tibbins Eugene Etz
| Hell Archibald Joe JuerGens
! Henry Iorntrook Sam Young
Mr. StatIcr Ralph Kimmen
Russell Bond Frank harl
James Stewart ChaS Paul
| Oswald Laupp r.. \. Gavin
| Kenneth Ruhle II. h. Brooks
louis Hoffman Frederick ScEaf"r
! Everett Gould Raymond L"wcllyn
Brcd Adams Raymond MCCulloCk
E,rI cory Marsh tiulln"r
i Harold Black NlIlian' MOOT"
J Robert I.ukcnS HrrH''y M'i"'n
Herbert Sloan Ward Elliott
| Kenneth Ackcr howard HiNl'Z
| Sam Woods RopeFl eE'"'A
| Wade kCpncr
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
ThfrnMe Eco.

Mrs. Frank Sedgwick will entertain
the members of the Thimble Bee Sewing
club Wednesday evening at her HON" on
Elm street, Martins Ferry. The evening
will be devoted to sewing. and at n late
hour dainty refreshments will be served.
Tho graduation exercises OF M. do
Chantal academy will be held at $50
o'clock on Tuesday morning. June 10.
The exercises will be marked by the
greatest simplicity. as Is tho custom
at Mt. de ChantaL
An address TO the school and class
will be given by the RI. Rev. p. ].
Donahue. following which will take
place the comforting of honors, d.
plonas and medals by Bishop Donahue.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
nnss whitaker Entertained.

Miss Sarah Whitaker OF Cecil Place,
entertained a number Of friends ycstcr-
day afternoon with n bridge tea at the
Old Stone House at Roncy's Point.
This affair was arranged as n charming
compliment to Mrs. Allen Douglas of
Boston. Mass. who is the guest Of Miss
Whitaker
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
Living Flag,

All those taking part in the living
nag arc requested TO meet at tn" Market
auditorium this evening at $50 o'clock.
The living flag will be given IN conncc-
ton with the homecoming demonstration
next Wednesday. and will be held on the
grand stand just erected at Fourt ccnth
and Market streets, Miss Virginia Hall
is directing the rehearsals for the dag.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07

The greater tho necessity for saving
tho greater your opportunity 10 use
Tho Intclligcnccr Want Ads.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
Mncndemy Club Dance

Members Of the Macadrmy cum VIII
op,crtain their friends with nm Informal
shirtwaist dance IN tho FlkS club audi
torium on Friday evening. Jun" Is
Zones SaXaphnuc orchestra has h""n on
I.agcd to furnish tho music ana rCir"Sh-
nCnrs Kill he sorry cd throughout III" "N"-
ming. The romInitl"" IN CharG" IS com
posed "f McSsrs Louis l.auc: Henry
Jacobs and Charles m"dE". ThlS VIII
be the last dane" Of Ill" season
Stone House. ROncy's Point. Tea Room
and Antiqu" shop. Chicken and Waf-
fcl or Ham Fee and corn I'akc dinners
Ia order Telephone 9lSN Elm Grove.
FRANK EHRHART, Prop.
ny-9G- limo
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
About People
Movements of individuals to and
From the cry.
AT THE HOTELS.

A1.r-.o 1-ttl., IHCkS0nDQTC
mchuFe-N' w!,..,,.Io a. "
W. H. ''''h,',>"n' M" < Durs,
\. N""H''rS. ii"i'' '''E,""' roa,Io
Charleston: Mr.. and Mrs. J. VI. 'ooEp''
New MartlnSvIllc: Mrs. W. T.. Hershey.
>,a,,,,i,,,,,,,. Mrs CIV Furbc. Manning
N''''''', '''' ,,,,,i, N,nrinrton. c.
ton: FRANCES n'i',''"' Drod
W. Smart. iark"rSbure' H. !. DIX
shaw parkcrSburG
c..,d r-cn+ralp |, Roush. Graham
H"" crob,, Station.
S'hI'I' ~ -. i INV ~ f.u;tb
i. J. Clickrt. Maynard. o. NJ & Hui'h-
or E,yonSHOod.
ruindsor--l. Y. Guthrie, Huntington;
=, III,
j. : ''''"'N, , D,o.,.;r,o
Rogers-J"hn ~ Da'lS' Di'"'s nv
1n,kr I.,rkcrshurg; VIII I.amping. New
,,...,. 80. ,.co l. phillips. Wet
Mh'hi''"i"'' 80 ,,,t.,, +,
Eel: w. T.. &iilIaEn'r' Iiu'it.i5 'o. H.
NJ Lnz"Hr. SISt"rSvlllc; j. W. GAVIN,
cIarLsburr
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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07
GAY AFFAR IN CONNECTION VIE
TEE CLoSuG EXERCISES o@
HGR SCHOOL LAST MIGHT.
Elaborate Menu and Enter '9An1As
Toasts We're FEATURES OF the
Evening.

Ono Of the very important events III
school-eirrs life is tho junior-se"''i
prom. and those who attended inc o'"-
ner dance last night proved ohis ny
wearing their 2rettiest frocks ana max
ing a verttablc fashion revue or 'he
AFFAIR. This dinner dance was gwen
in honor Of the graduating class or 1917
nv the juniors. and was held IN 'he
Scottish Rite Cathedral.
The dining-room was decorated io'
The occasion with blue and gold. 'he
school colors. and the tables were al
vractively arranged With vari-coior'"
peonies and ferns az tho decorations
Place-cards and small faH"rs or o'''
and gold ribbon bows marked each pta''
Tho dinner was served by IN" NhlS
DarctrRrrs of the Thomson Methoo'st
Episcopal church. and was as t"lIo"s'
Fruit cocktail.
Radishes Cll'o'
Roast veal ard dressing
Buttered new potatoes Spring sa'ao
Hot rolls Butter J'I'g
Strawberry ice cream Assorted cakes
Sailed nuts CoH'c
Ward c. Elliott was toastmaSt"r ana
the following program was carried on, ;
Welcome. ..........'' '.r ''''N -, 49,
Rasnonse ...........R Russell G. Rono
Social Plumbers. Mrs. T.. \. Gavin
Trials OF an Editor. ...........
.....M Miss Martha ColN'S
"A Sense Of Humor". Miss l.. FrindIeF
"School Spirit" ..... James X. SIC" Al !
can Interesting Frontiersman .'..'
Mr.. II. Is. J"hHS
E,o1lovine the dinner IN" remainder
~ the evening was devoted 10 dancing
r,,.rntor orchestra furnished n snar2F
a,osram OF the latest dance successes
cards were also provided for those Wh"
,rera NOT inclined to dance. and quito Il
a--,her snent the evening in this man
ner.
The following w"r" in attcndence:
Misses
Dorothy Robrccht
IIoIar 1.nLe Virginia EliE
cS.o,;ra Rochman Myrtle Dunbarger
Do-o,by Merely Ruth Kirk
Ada Bonneson I,Ia''"'
Marjorie Meyer MarSuFL'V
HI.Lo f,ol,.iC Wilr<la Schcncrletn
81 .oIs- Beulah Brinkman
49, I1aros NJ. Zimmerman
Ioo Mcconnell Edith SChul
,ao rorrad Laura Wilson
ycra E>razicr Clara McIntcl
Miss Yarnell Virginia Early
Genelda Chambers Jeanette fI!"'
Elizabeth Johnson Mary common
Henrietta Mcguire Nell forlhcg
Elizabeth Beute VI. lF"ln
Mary Hoffman tcIen fctI.ih'
Virginia GroSscurth Charlotte "Er'cFs
Ethel Mechanism Sada Brokaw
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07

Many reservations are being mado
daily for the bridge tea which will be
given by the Gift Shop Twig next Thurs
day The home Of Mrs. Arthur Sufel,
The Pines" will be the scene Of this
delightful affair. Those who will not
spend tho afternoon there. but just drop
in for tea, are requested to notify Mrs.
Hal Spcidel. Mrs. w. L. Weiss or Mrs.
Frank WaterhouSe
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-07

BUY WAR SAVINGS STAMPS
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1919-11-06
"a, NJ

this TIN IA 5 4 Il "a.
But when winters winds are BLOWN
And everything is dead,
Q, it's nice to got mp il the mornin
But, it's nicer 70 stay n bed. s
TIL
The eggs nscold storage
! view with alarm;
BUT If Idon't eat them =
They'll do me no harm.
-Cinnati Enquirer.
If had an old hen n. !
And she had a wooden leg
If she went to the barn 4
And laid a wooden egg
II she laid 4 wooden egg
Every day on the farm
II | ate il hard boiled
Would It do me any harm?
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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1919-01-02
Human ReIatIona.

| would realize that the largest part
OF my job is human relations, and
would be on the alert at all times for
new ideas that would assist me in Sc
curing better results from those for
whose activities / am responsible. II
/ am ever In doubt as to just how to
proceed In dealing with another man,
would stop and think how q sales
man would handle the situation if he
We're on the road and ran upon a
similar condition. l would then en-
deavor to apply the sales idea to my
own situation, holding in mind that it
Is of little avail to sell a man in the
first instance, without regard to fu-
ture relations. would endeavor so
to handle the transaction that he would
continue to do business for years to
come and would consider that the
selling of the article was an incident
and that was primarily out to estab-
fish a connection which would be OF
mutual benefit over long period OF
time.-Industrial Magazine.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1919-01-02
Membership Committee

For the purpose of lining UP the
membership of the Kenosha Retailers
Association according to the new
schedule established few weeks ago,
the membership committee of the Re
tailers will hold a melting in Secretary
ii. G. Maddox Is Office this evening.
At a recent meeting the members of
the Association were divided into
groups designated according to the
amount of monthly dues each of the
members of each group would pay.
The meeting tonight will arrange these
groups according to that schedule
The membership committee is compos-
ed of G. H. Goodman, HI. A. Bruner.
G. III. Ernst, r. s. Kingsley, Fred Raj
man, A. B Ames, Thomas A Sullivan.
John Regner, H E. Barden, r. Mahl-
sted, Michael Bode, J. A, Pitts, Joseph
Josephson, G. Fl. Kuehn, Samuel Isen
and M. ]. Isermann.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1919-01-02
Poe an ArIstocrat.

It may be absurd to say that Edgar
Allan Poe belonged by birth to the aris-
tocracy In country where no aristoc-
racy Is recognized. Still it Is q fact
that he was an aristocrat. He was a
Baltimorean, md there is little doubt
that the greater part of the infamy
heaped upon him after his death was
owing to the fact that as man Of
taste he despised and as an aristocrat
treated with contempt tradesman IN
literature who lived by making books
Of biographies, generally laudatory, OF
living literary persons. Poe's life was
q series Of eccentric adventure. 1.-THE
Raven" he considered his best work.
1.-THE Gold Bug is perhaps one Of his
best known stories, while "The Muir
ders in the Rue Morgue' is an exam
pie of the horrible yet Fascinating
prose writing which 1owed from his
facile pen.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1919-01-02
Choosing the Flower Vase.

Highly ornamentaa vases are attrac-
tive in themselves but, as flower hold
ers, they may be said to be partial fall
ures, as they do not serve their pur
pose to the fullest extent They rather
attract attention to themselves than
set Off the blooms for which they are
designed. A vase of plain material or
color, or one on which the design Is
obscure IL more to be desired, as it
presents the flowers in their full beau
ty, and does not distract ones atten-
ton. In the same way, a vase of lus-
terware, OF a shade that blends with
the flowers 1t holds, is far more at
trsctive than one Of contrasting color
Vases that are to be used for all kinds
sof flowers, might better green, of a
dull shade, as this resembles the plant
coloring and is not oticeable.-Ch Chris
tian Science Monitor.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1919-01-02
Beautiful Nazarenes.

The women of Nazareth have long
enjoyed the reputation Of being the
most beautiful in Palestine. Antoni-
nus, pious pilgrim of the time OF
Justinian, records: In this city the
beauty Of the Hebrew woman is so
great that no more beautiful women
are found than among the Hebrews,
and this, they say, was granted them
by the Blessed Mary, who, they say,
was their mother" Many later writer's
have remarked on the same distinc-
ton of the Nazarenes, and declared
that their type of beauty is certainly
superior to that of peasant women Of
the surrounding villages, Nazareth
girls. it is said, being more italian
than Arab in features"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1919-01-02
CLASSIFYING the BIqot.

A bigot, as someone has aptly said
is person whose mind has crystal.
lied too soon. He is not merely i'm.
pervious to other peoples ideas, he
would insist on others thinking only
the ideas which dominate his narrow
mental horizon. He is, in fact, a vic
tim Of a species Of intellectual insan-
ity. Certainly it is scarcely sane to
expect all people to think alike. But
that is what the bigot expects. He
forgets that ideas necessarily undergo
modification according to individual
brain capacity, training and expert
ence. Only when there Is identity of
brain capacity, training and expert
ence can identity of thinking and feel
ing result.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1919-01-02
uncannx Clock.

The most uncanny clock is in the
possession Of an Indian prince 1t has
no dial, only a round disk to which
numerous little bells are attached. It's
mere sight at every full hour is suffl-
cient to strike an awe into nervous
persons. For this uncanny clock indi-
Gates the hour by uniting, as with a
magic hand into a skeleton a number
Of bones heaped about it. This skel-
eton then seizes a bone and strikes
with it at the bells as often as are
hours to be indicated This done, the
skeleton falls again to pieces. The
strange clock has, Of course, many adj
mirers. Thus, an English banker re-
Gently offered $1,000 for 1t, but the own
er could not be induced to sell it.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1919-01-02
Christmas Service
For Sewing Class
Ladies of st. Matthew's Church Have
Charming Entertainment for the
Children Saturday Afternoon.

One of the most interesting events
in connection with the celebration of
the Christmas tide in Kenosha, took
place at the Guild Hall on Saturday
afternoon when the ladies of the
church, gave the annual Christmas tree
entertainment in honor Of the two
hundred members of the sewing school.
A big Christmas tree was the central
feature of the decorations and the en-
tertainment was made up of a program
of Christmas carols and some wonder
full Christmas stories told by the Rev.
Jackson i. Cole, curate of the parish.
At the close of the program the big
tree was stripped Of its gifts and a
gift was provided for every member Of
the happy party of children.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1919-01-02
DADDS EY[NIN
AIRY TALL e.
81 MARY GRAHAM BONNER
MAY DAY PARTY.

Eva was chosen as Queen Of the May
and such a beautiful queen as she
made. She had a most gorgeous
throne of different colors. To be sure,
it shook and waved a little as It was
carried, but Eva was not afraid. Shs
had never heard OF queen falling!
Besides, if she did fall, she wouldn't
have very far to go! She smiled as
she passed everyone, and behind her
came a wonderful procession of chill
dren.
They were dressed in all sorts of
costumes. Of course, the ones who
carried the throne were dressed in cos
tunes, too. They were pages, and
they wore black velvet suits and
sashes of bright orange, and their caps
were of black velvet with orange tas-
sells.
There were dresses Of all colors and
Of all the mixtures of eolors. Some
wore caps or wreaths of flowers; 9TH
ers wore great high hats, while some
wore crowns made OF lovely green
smilax, trimmed with dogwood bios
SONS which always come in the spring.
Some were dressed to look like bis
cult and bags and others looked like
clowns.
Still more looked like beautiful
princes and princesses, kings and
queens, though none looked so won
derful as the May Day Queen at the
head of the procession.
There were ribbons flying in the
breeze, and there was band. Oh, it
was very gay and pretty and bright.
and the sun was there, too, keeping
everyone so warm and happy and
Jolly.
They all stopped after they had
marched quite little distance in a
great park. Near by was zoo. They
gave a very nice play and they sang
songs. After it became a little dark
they went away again and talked of
May Day party to be given another
year.
But two buffaloes had seen the pro-
cession from their yard and were talk
Ing to each other.
"Did you see all those ribbons and
colors?' asked one buffalo named
Billy.
81 did, indeed" said the other,
whose name was Bard Bartlett.
"What were they for?" asked Billy.
"Some children having special kind
Of party, believe" said Bard
why did they have a band?" Billy
asked.
'To make music, suppose" said
Bard.
"What did they want to make music
tor?" asked Billy.
Because they felt happy, no doubt"
said Bard.
"And why do you suppose they felt
happy?" asked Billy.
Because the day was warm and
sunny and they were dressed up to
look so fine"
"And why was the day warm and
sunny" asked Billy.
''Well, well, WELL" said Bard. 'Tve
answered all your absurd questions as
well as 1 could, but I'm sure If you