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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06

Attention! Boy Scouts of Troop 8
will meet tonight at 7:30. All come.
Mrs. r. w. Roberts and children
leave Friday for Clarion, Iowa, where
they expect to pass the summer.
The Ladies society of the East
Koshkonong church will be entertained
by Mrs Martin Halvorson at her home,
Thursday, June 18th. A twenty cent
lunch will be served.
An exceptionally beautiful and rare
display of northern lights occurred on
Wednesday evening when the northern
sky was brilliantly illuminated as from
a gigantic confagration.
Charles Mcintosh and Roger
Mooney, who have been in South Da-
kota in the interest of the Highway
Trailer Co., returned home Monday
evening for short stay.
The Ladies society of the Norwe-
gian church will be entertained by Mrs.
Martin Mason, Mrs. Ole Berg, Mrs.
Chris Hanson and Mrs. L. A. Ander-
son, Thursday, June 9Th.
Miss Emma Akvik gave shower
Tuesday evening for Miss Kaia Isaac
son who is soon to become bride. Out
of town guests were Mrs. Ingvold An
derson and Mrs. Alfred Skau of Slough
ton.
-Edgerton is on the map for trunk
highway pavement from this city to
GAINESVILLE. The stretch from James,
vile to Beloit will be completed this
year and the county board last Tues
day decided that next year the pave
ment would be laid between GAINESVILLE
and Edgerton.
The usual interest of our citizens
conferred on commencement week this
year, beginning with the class play on
Thursday evening, May 20, the bacca-
laureate sermon Sunday evening at the
Congregational church by Rev. Atkins,
class night at the high school assembly
Tuesday evening and commencement
exercises at the high school assembly
Wednesday evening when class Of
twenty-nine received their diplomas.
All these exercises merited the large
attendance. The alumni banquet will
be held at the high school gymnasium
this evening.
The Highway Trailer team jour-
neyed to Footville last Sunday and
gave the White Sox their worst defeat
this season. When the dust of the
battle had cleared away Is Trailers had
trailed their way across home base
while their opponents were registering
8. The locals showed no mercy for the
| offerings of Smith and Lentz and hit
the ball to all parts of the field. In
comparison /. Olson of the locals had
the hard hitting Sox eating out of his
hand and was never in danger of de-
feat. 1t is possible that GAINESVILLE will
have a little more respect for the abil-
ity of the Trailers from now on and if
the dope does not go wrong GAINESVILLE
will have the time of their lives to de-
feat the locals when they cross bats at
the Driving Park June Goth. Footville
plays return game here next Sunday.
Everybody should turn out and give
the home boys their support. Every
man on the team is from Edgerton and
vicinity and none of them are drawing
salaries. They are willing to take a
chance on dividing what is left at the
end of the season and they deserve our
support as they are boosting the city.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
Norwegian Lutheran Church.
E. A. GREFTHEN, PASTOR.

Next Sunday (Pentecost Day. there
will be two morning services: An Eng
lish service beginning at $3.50 and a
Norwegian service beginning at HOO.
No Sunday school next Sunday.
No evening service.
The confirmation services, which were
postponed last Sunday, will be held
Sunday, June Is, beginning at HOO.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1919-06-13

THIRST TEMPTIN G-refreshing gdelicous Orange Crush
srkes carbonated purity No matter what the occasion,
Oran Crush, served ice cold, is treat any table,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1919-06-13
1,.sss:s sS::' ..s rssss; sc:i: 70 s. :ass sds.d
Notes b MeItysgg cIBdlnrs
OFFICE OF sHRRIFR AND TAX coll

q. JosSPH, n La, HxY ., iNS:
TN Conformity WITH SECTION 81. ACf
ties holdiag lortgages upoH raj eseeto e
the Parish Of Tensas on which taxes Tor TIE
year le1o have not beeu paid. that VII oSy1n
the sale of sa0e st the Court House door, on
SAYUuoAv - 1oeA ~ - qDoo4 aoao.
and that number Of pteces Of groPcsey g
Dapor n confoenity With the hw prepekn1ory
70 salo. The aetention ol morsGage ereQ1eots
Il especially called to theee sdvoro,so99s
sssps prior to the saIes - mny be necessary
= = JOHN HUonDs.
shsriR ga sx-omcio TAX collsctoe reasas
81. ycssci. Ia, Nay =. No.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1919-06-13

n the xasssr et he I.sssAissioa q ssssuA

THIS CASE coming up rsgulas1y ioe ~
n ~ order. > pee.oaa1 seeveee ~. i -.
swored thereto and - oeoDg0oy !
aSsvef ksvi1e besn lled hlf ~ e.1y3 ~
proceedlngs required ~ ~ -.
thersof, and 81 ress6a q - ~ n%s. ~ ~.
cspacity q tie sid yoseph @, 0SaSSE -
The Oo1rt being of - cpanicn ~ - . =
0ort0n @ inlaie and incapebla q t.f09S 80
Il n therefore ordered. ad11dGe4 ~ -
:resd that there b icdsnsef hssssao q ~ ~ q
toS, to s. insane and incepehl6. Of tel1e
fairs ana rro1ouneln9 ~ inee.1)eeioox -
cost q THE proceedlAf 70 b paid oes o. -
TSeS z de-. 90 ssd sisssd n Cs.rt. ~
n. 4. CALHOUN, Dist. yu1ss-
A true COPY Of Tie osisiaal: s..rrr,v
Clsrk Tseth Disasies oosst. 1sans haseah'
o.. {o6s1H. IA, lgayands -.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1919-06-13
JUDICIAL ADVERTISEMENT.
STATE TAX SALE
-- ON -
MOVABLE & IMMOY.
ABLE PROPERTY.
STATE OF LOUISIANA
rs.
DELINQUENT TAX DEBTORS.

PARISH OF TKNsAs.
sr. JOSEPH. Ia. Nav -. 1919.
RY VIRTUE OF THE AuTHORTTY. vested
p In me by the Constitution and laws OF
Louisiana, I win sell at the urincipal frnnf
door Of the Court House In which the Ctvtl
District Court Of said parish 10 held. within
the legal hours Of judicial sales. beginning
at II O'Clock A. NJ. on
SATURDAY tis 1oth tsy Of JUNE.
A.D. 1913,
and continuing on Monday the 9oth dav
Of JUNE. 1919. and each succeeding dav.
until aaid sales are complete. Al properly
ON wbich taxes are now one % ~ fne Ia sSrsa T,stS -
Louisiana Levee Board. to enforce collection
Of all taxes ssseased In the year 1913, fo-
eether with interest thereon from the Ssf
deiin0ueut. at rate OF ten per cent per
annum. until paid. and all costs.
The names OF said delinauent tax payers,
the a"os1s =, Of IL sIss due ~ them n
sessed to each to be offered for sale u ~ fol-
lows:
BANKS. oBoRoE-A part of lot 1. Square
s'0' OF Routhwood Addition to Newell
ton: Cssh value s16o.eo.
Interest and co Is to bs added,
coURTNEY. THoMAs-Lot s. souare 30"
Of RouthWood Addition to Newellton.
Cash value $40. 90.
interest and cost: I 10 be iadded.
DE 0RUY q FITzGERALD-An standing
Known ss Ne6rssts and saw Mn Trsct
IL Ssnss ii. Cash value slsase -.
iassss:s nazss; and cost 10 S;s sds:S. sS;d.
FRIENDeHIP. HARRIET-House and lot in
9t Joseph frOutine North on eth street,
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1919-09-25
NOTICE

Consolidated School District
No. Is of Duquette, Mimi, will
receive sealed bids up to 2 p. M,
Sept. 9th, 1919, for school build
ings in Section l1--45 Is.
Bids will be taken for all build
ings and one acre Of ground or
separate for each building and
lot. School house nearly new
3Ox30 it., wood shed 8x1Ox1O it,,
two out houses 6x8x6 it.. and one
acre of ground. Bids must be in
on or before 2 p. M, Sept. q,
1919.
Board reserves right to reject
any or all bids.
Dated Sept. 9th, 1919.
c. Dahlgren.
Secretary.
Sept. II 25)
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1919-09-25
Askov

The P. Simonsgaard family
motored to Duluth and back
Sunday before last.
Mrs. ]. K. Larsen is enjoying
a visit from her brother from
Iowa, who came Saturday.
f A. E. Laage returned Mon
day after attending the D. B. S.
convention in Milwaukee, Wis.
Henry Andersen will erect a
residence on his farm, northeast
of town. the foundation for same
being finished last week.
J. c. Jensen. accompanied by
Mr. and Mrs. N. G. Bendiks and
Mr.. and Mrs. Svend Petersen
motored to Duluth and back Sun
day.
Ib Hansen has cancelled his
order for Ford car at the
Askov Hardware Co.. and in.
stead has purchased Clarence
Mattson's Saxon car.
T. N. Thomson and Jorgen Pc.
tersen went to Superior. Wednes.
day to take the third class post.
master examination. Miss Sig.
rid Ostergaard was also there tc
take the examination, going
there direct from Racine, Wis.
where she is temporarily stay.
ing.
N. G. Roos was over here from
Finlayson the first part of the
week. Mr.. Roos expects his ma.
terial for telephone construction
to arrive here next week. He
will start construction work just
as soon as it arrives. The bust.
ness block of the village will
have underground cable wiring
thus eliminating any more poles
in that section.
Carl Miller went to Minnea.
polls Tuesday night and re-
turned Wednesday evening with
a new Ford car which was de.
| livered to Hedge B. Kilstofte
right away. Mr.. Miller made ar.
rangements to have two Ford
cars shipped up here by freight
which are expected the latter
part Of this week. These will
go to Axel Brus and Jacob Jen
sen.
John Sorensen and Marius
Hansen have purchased the two
business lots just north of the
barber shop from L. c. Pederser
at consideration of SLIGO
Sorensen and Hansen will erect
their garage on this location in
stead of on the corner opposite
the Lars Jensen residence. as was
first planned. They contem
plate commencing building ope
rations, Monday. The garage
will be 5Ox8O feet, built of hollow
tile blocks and have barrel roof
eliminating all posts .on the
floor.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1919-09-25
Want Column

RATE cent per word per tnser-
ton. Minimum rs cents.
For Sale -Cranberries. 10 cts.
a quart-Nels Matson. Duxbury.
25w3tf
For Sale-One mich COW, fresh
in November,-John Saggau. 4
miles south Of Bruno. 25w3-lt
Hay and Straw For Sale. See
Adolph jensen, ! mile west of
Askov. 25w3-lt
For Sale-One separator and
rutabaga seeder.-Peter H. Pet
ersen. just east of Askov.
25w3-1t*
For Sale-5 acres and several
good residence lots in the village
of Askov. Martin Johnson.
16w52tf
For Sale-My farm of so acres,
!. mile north of village limits of
Askov.-J. P. Miller, Pine City.
Cow 2-2t*
For Sale-Seven year old mare.
weight about l400 pounds, good
worker.-Nels Matson. Duxbury.
25w3-1t
|. A. Holler of Pine City. will
be in Askov Oct. 2 and 3, leaving
Saturday. the 4th. on the noon
train. 25w3-lt
Askov Live Stock Shippers will
ship on Tuesday. Sept. 80. Bring
in what you have listed before 2
p. m. 25w3-lt
For Sale Cheap if Taken at
Once-A team of farm horses
H. Friis, mile west and ! mile
north of Askov. 25w3-1t*
For Sale A registered Guern-
sey bull calf. six months old;
sold reasonable if taken soon.--
Fred Degerstrom, 3 miles north
of Askov. 22w2-2t+
Wanted-A girl for general
house work. out of town employ
ment. Good wages and pleasant
surroundings. Apply at the AS
kov American office. 22w2tf
Minnesota Farmers Mutual
Cyclone, tornado and wind
storm insurance. Membership
So and l0c on each 500 with APP
plication. Ludwig Moshak.
l9w3-2t
Found A pocket book con-
tanning money. in the village of
Askov. Owner can have same by
applying at the American Office
and paying advertising charge.
25w-3-1t
Askov Cooperative Assn. will
have car Of small sized hard
coal on track Friday and Satur-
day, Sept. rs and q. Get your
supply right from the car and
save money.-N. C. Laursen,
Mgr. 35w3-1t.
For Sale will sell at private
sale on Thursday and Friday. Oct.
2 and 3, at my pasture, one mile
east of Askov, several head of
mich cows, coming in during the
fall and the early part of the
winter.--L. C.. Petersen, Askov.
45w3-1t
Lost-Pocket book containing
about forty dollars, between my
place, one half mile north Of
Nickerson, and Kerrick. !
walked to railroad track and
rode on motor car to Kerrick. $40
reward to party finding same
Peter Breton, Nickerson, MINI.
Await
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1919-09-25

Menigheden afholder Hostfest
Sondag d. S. Okt. Pastor Lund
fra Minneapolis vii pr@dike i
Kirken ON Formiddagen. Mode
j Parker ON Eftermiddagen XII.
=. Katie efter Eftermiddagsme-
Diet Kirkens Basement. Kvin-
derne bedes medbring Rage og
Flode. We'd Gudstjenesten vii
der blive optaget ct Offer til
Sanatoriet Brush, Colo.
Paa Styrelsens Vegne,
N. S. Petersen, Sex.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1919-09-25

FOR THE WEEK

This column is for free use by
churches. schools. societies, lodges.
etc. for the purpose OF announcing
be charged, such meetings as are
held for social or educational pur-
poses and not for pecuniary gain.
There will be no services in
the Danish Lutheran church
Sunday. Rev. S. D. Rodholm.
Young Peoples meeting Sun
day evening, Sept. 28th, at as
sembly hall, commencing at 8:15.
Mr., Ottar Jorgensen will speak
on Lloyd George. Everybody
welcome.
Askov Boy Scouts Meet at
Low Landing. Sunday, at 1000
a m. Be prepared to take one
test if possible. Bring tools,
lunches and lots of pep"
Scoutmaster.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-16

and enhances that flavor? And as for
meats? But that is too painful a topic
to discuss.
One dish properly cooked is better
than half a dozen spoiled in the prepa-
ration, and every one who has a de-
cent respect for his food knows it.
Engines are very carefully supplied
With the sort of fuel they require to
run perfectly, but human engines are
expected to run on n Kind Iof waste
material and sometimes eXpend an
enormous amount of energy. 1t cant
be done. Hence, so many nervous
broak-downs.
Every garden n knows that in order
to have healthy, beautiful, blooming
roses. he has got to give them an
| enormous amount of nutriment. In a
rose-growers' advertisement | saw this
counsel to prospective buyers: Re
| member hat roses are gross feeders,
A gross human feeder Is a ~dtsgustinE
object, he shows his lack Of intelli-
gence by taking more food than he
needs, but no man or woman car get
the maximum amount of work out OF
himself unless ne has plenty of good
nouriShing food. And good focd is not
necessarily luxurious food. that is us.
ually Must so much waste. Many PEG
pie eat quantities Of candy to supply
he energy chat well-sclected toot
should give them, and suffer as a re
suit.
We heap honors on IN great art SITS
on men and women eminent In an.
line. But where are the decoration
for great cooks They should b
crowned with laure's and decorated
with medals,
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-16
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY, OCTOBER II, 1919.
1919, by the Mcclure News
manor Sundipata


Contrary forces will hold sway to-
day, according to astrology, Early in
the morning Mercury Is in benefic as
pect and late at night Jupiter is
friendly, but Saturn and Neptune are
threatening.
may dominate writer's and editors dur
ing this posting Of the stars. Many
may veer in their political opinions, and
there will be unusually bitter newspa-
per controversies.
There is a propitlous sway for ban
quets tonight, which Is held to be es-
pecially favorable Ito the winning of
good opinions from foreigners.
Whatever haS to do with the plan
ming of commercial or business eX-
pansIon should benefit greatly after
shutdown, Earlier in the day Neptune
makes deceit easy.
Saturn is in the aspect believed to
encourage whatever is seditlous or
a~ntagcnist.c to the established order OF
things.
There is a sinister direction for rail-
ways which will focus national atten-
ton owing to some great accident or
calamity.
Educational affairs win now come
much to the front. and there may be
established a new bureau or depart
ment to deal with the larger aspects
Of intellectual and vocational training
supreme HOlloT ~ lOreSutuONeu lOr y
woman past middle life. She will take
part in the councils of the nation.
Mars on the cusp Of the fourth house
is read as a warning against fires ant
tornadoes.
Volcanic eruptions are denoted fol
South America.
Persons whcse hirthdate Il Is have
the augur, Of a fortunate year, bu
they should safeguard the health.
Children born on this day are likel,
to be kind and generous, These sub
ieets Of Libra usually resent control
: hNt they are generally successful II
life.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-16
Mrs. Wilson WoodroW's Article
6V MRS. WILSON WOODROW,
The world famous writer on Vital subIects.

III were kInp. oh loyn n worn
king" And IT, wontcS ~ ,ofo,,,
do so nv firsr ana last Nfficiot oct
would he 10 isste mn edirt ~ "'
mi. s,antfaata -
amaS niautes'u would pc my onl
.Vh''iou.un 70 lhe government curing
w. nopsIlens n prehperous reign;
Aho Ior maj one act my name would
~ insHae 1oWu ,ne cotrlootS OF ltne,
ano stalelul future eehefallohs woulu
etstl ~nonu,'entS 10 me thu oe'N my
ssalueS WIN towers Q" my o'rN)uaE
'~hIousno"t 'he ages
That one edict would make it obi
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-16

|rhe young lady across the way says
father worked in the shops when
was q young man, learning the bust
ts from the ground up, and infrfnged
my Of his most valuable pateats him
f
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-16

course, there are exceptions. quantities
of them; but take our women by and
large they are wicked cooks,
The vast ma ioritv of ,,eonlo 40 ro4
know what proncrN, croopad w vU
seasoned food 10 uon 49, ~
palates thar women and A. 10 tnntirr
credit thai tbev IN, ~, o. - v 'heu
spect for thrir' stomarhs It i"oie re-
No
o'ISm are very particular about
bn w uiVSsun'NeIS' tAeN viii spend
nou,s Se'ett,hR ,Vneir clothes, they waste
800 ~ k"1.2plag 10 teas, lectures and
d drcssn 'inSE YIN nave their homes
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-16
EAR9lIL;@stHOL,,lM,1!ElEplRggOlllBgL

Dear Mrs. Thompson-I am a young
Memphis girl who Is given to flirting
understand | am not>a horrible sort of
person, only, well. l am pretty and !
can't help but look cross-eyed at attrac-
tive gentlemen. | know it's a terrible
fault, but somehow l just can't correct
it. Now, honor bright, will it get me
DOUBTFUL.
Strictly and honestly speaking, it will
if you continue the "cross-eyed look
ing " as you express it.. So far, you
as surely as ! am | n you are you,
you win run into the wrong kind OF per-
son, and then-well, You will be sorry
that you ever began such inhabited be-
havior.
1t won't do, Doubtful, to give people
a chance to be rude or insulting, and ii
you raise our eyes at men you don't
know-well, they will be some time or
other.
oSmehow l feel that you are a girl
who lives at home, and probably that is
the reason you are careless IN your
'flirtations." You must d~ifferentiate
between the drawing room and the
street. While l don't recommend flirt-
ing even among persons youn know
you may be able lowell, get by with
it. ThisNis not the case when it comes
TO and streets, 1t will not do
.
Dear Mrs, Thompson-Please tell me
how to become a movie star. l have in
herited a small fortune and would like
to try out for the screen. Can It be
done LUELLA.
Yes, IL YOU have brains and are at
tractive-not necessarily pretty-I would
advise a trip to New York or Chicago,
Take a chaperon and find q place Ia
live, take the addresses [ am mailing
you (of studios in both place. and Sc
out for them. Secure admittance as 4
girl who wants to fill out at a fee Of
so much an hour. Don't name the fee
' but let the people at the door believe
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-16

Once having gotten inside, attempt tal
be interested in everything and keer
your face upon the director (you viii
recognize him by the way he ordere
everybody about. If not successful in
getting a 'tryout" the first day, eau
again and again until you do. May
Marsh finally landed by using this
method.
To Ed: I can't say whether / would
marry the girl Or not, but you do owe
her support for the rest Of her life. And
after all, with a thing of this kind hangs
ing around you neck, it might be bets
ter to marry her n then secure a d.
vodce n provide for her in the legal
way. 1t is too bad, Ed, but you should
have known better-you did know so,
No, Annie, ! do not run a matrimonial
column, and | would suggest that YOU
meet your acquaintances in the regular
way-by introduction by your friend, or
employer, or that you do not meet them
at all.
To Sarah: The Elizabeth club Is what
you want. 1t is at $50 Carroll avenue
Ask for an interview with Mrs, Hueh
Haley, the director, and if there is a
vacancy in the club it will be yours,
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-16
MAGAZINE FEATURES
IA8VNcW WIGGHX 8
STORY 4
UNCLE WTGGILY AND THE DIPPER.

q rather guess il was my thimble,'
said Uncle Wiggily Yes, it was, he
added. as he looked in the spring, My
thimble fell In and it's away down at
the bottom
Your thimble," exclaimed Mrs;
Kinkytail. Il didn't know you sewed.
Il don't" Uncle Wiggily answered.
cit was Nurse James thlmble. / had It
in my hat"
IN reach down and get it for you"
offered Jacko, one Of the monkey boys.
So. kneeling down, he thrust his paw
into the spring, but the water was so
deep he couldn't fish up the thimble.
I'm help you" Jumpo offered his
brother, So lumpo took hold of Jacko's
tail, and held on to him, while the first
monkey boy tried to reach the thimble.
But it Is too deep for both OF them,
Suppose | try?' suggested Mrs.
klnkytsil. II have longer paws than
either Of you boys"
But the monkey lady had no better
luck. The shiny thimble Uncle Wiggily
was taking to Nurse Jane still lay at
the bottom Of the spring, and the water
was so clear that II could easily be
seen, deep as it was,
Dear me- exclaimed Uncdo Wiggily,
as he laid the c%ocoanut down on the
ground. This Is too bad! ! shall have
to wait until the. spring dries UP next
summer. to get Nurse James thimbls.
Meanwhile | shall have no buttons on
my shirts
II know what we can do!' Chartered
Jacko. we can drink all the water
out Of the spring. and that viii make
II as dry as II will be next summer
Come on, everybody drink"
So Uncle Wiggily, and the two mon
key boys and the monkey lady drank as
much water from the spring as they
could, but still II was not lowered
much. and the thimble was still beyond
reach.
"1f we only had something big-likc
a dipper-to dip the water out Of the
spring, then\we could empty the water
and easily get the thlmble,' said Mrs.
KinKytail.
Alas! But I have no dlpper!" spoke
Uncle Wiggily,
Yes you have!" chartered Jumpo,
and he pointed to the cocoanut. THAT
viii make II fine dipper," he went on.
"Jacko and | will crack It nicely open,
for We know Il lot about %cOcoanuts,
Wen take out and save for Nurse James
cake, the nice, white meat inside the
shell. With the two halves Of the shells,
fastened on sticks, we can make two
dipper and dip the spring dry
please do" begged Uncle WigRily,
so the monkey boys cracked the cocoa
nut into two even pieces, Mrs, Kinky-
tail took the meat out for Nurse Jane,
and JACKIE and Jumpo made dippers oil
the shell. Soon they had dipped dry
the spring. Uncle Wiggily picked vi
Nurse James thimble Off the bottom and
all was well, And the cocoanut CAKE
was just fine.
And II the egg turner doesn't juml
over the head OF cabbage and make the
foot of the stairs slip off the doormat
I'll tell you next about Uncle WiggilS
and the Skuddlemagoon.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-16
NO CAGE FOR HIM,

The late Tody Hamilton, famous as u
circus press agent, once planned a spe-
cial performance at the winter head.
quarters of his snow, He arranged Il
feed beer TO the animals in their CAKES
and notified the New York newspapers
Among the reporters was a bibulous
veteran known as Billy" The night
before this assignment he had been en-.
gagged in a severe bout with John Bar.
leycorn, and the next day felt greatly IL
need OF a plck-me-up, As the keepers
under Hamilton's direction poured gal.
Ions OF beer into the receptacles and III,
animals shifted at 1t indifferently
Billy became more and more ~incenset
at the waste,
can't stand this any longer, rodyv
he exclaimed. For tho love of Mike
haven't you got an empty cage for me?'
-Eyerybody's Magazine.