The Broadus independent. [volume] (Broadus, Mont.) 1918-1919, 1919-04-10
THE DIV BRANCH CONTINUATION of the Broadus Independent
COULDN'T EAT PET
Children Baked at Idea of Max
ing Meal of "Jerry."
Outspoken Revolt at Dinner Table Re,
suited in Neighbors Having Poetic,
Revenge and Enjoying Dainty
Dish Of Roast Piq.

well-known physician in town has
a family of small children who are
crazy about animals, and every stray
dog or cat is always sure of a good
home if they happen to wander near
the doctors spacious residence. In
deed, the doctor calls his home the
400 Annex" for it harbors not only
dogs and cats galore, but three cana
ries, two white mice, five pigeons, one
conversational and profane parrot and
a brown squirrel, SO an animal or two
more doesn't count.
Somebody gave the children a baby
pig, nice little pink-and-white pig
with funny little squinty eyes and a
cute little curl to its tail.
The children were wild with Joy over
their new pet. and installed it in the
laundry, but evidently the little pig
didn't adapt himself to his surround
ings, and persisted In staying up late
nights and giving voice to such lugu-
brious lamentations that the doctor
christened him Jeremiah" This name
was too long for the children to man.
age, so they called him Jerry and loved
him to death.
Jerry grew so fat he could hardly
waddle, but he was great fun and frol-
licked with the youngsters and had
grand time, and even his squeal had a
joyous note in it by day. but once night
fell Jerry seemed to grow so low in his
mind that he refused to be comforted,
and his tones we're as shrill and pierre
ing as banshee's.
He grew so big that he looked like a
children, and occasionally he would es-
cape to the front Of the house and wad-
ding up the steps, would lie
down and drop into slumber, so that
visiting patients had to fall over or
step over the reclining Jerry. Then
to add to the general discomfort his
squeafs grew deeper, like unto the vo-
cal efforts of basso profundo, so
the doctor. losing all patience, de-
clared that Jerry must pass on and
pass out. So one day when his
children were IN school Jerry took his
first automobile ride, ending up at the
butchers, who had orders to return
Jerry right side up with care, ready
for the oven and the Sunday dinner
The children, in ignorance of this
foul deed, searched high and low for
the missing pig, but he couldn't be
found, and after weeping violently fol
the first day, grew resigned to their
loss, after the manner of children, and
seemed to forget him.
Sunday came and the family assem-
bled at the dinner table. Norah, the
cook, came in, bearing aloft the plump
form Of Jerry roasted to turn, witt
his tail turned in sancy ringlet ant
an apple in his mouth.
There was a moment of absolute
silence, fraught with significance fol
the doctor and his wife, then ont
of their eaglo-eyed youngsters shrek
ed: Its our Jerry" and set up {
dismal howl which the rest soon joinet
and fixing their guilty parents will
uncOmpromising looks demanded t,
know why their beloved pig was be
ing served up as burnt offering.
They were aided and abetted b.
Norah, the cook, who, wiping a fur
tive, tear from her eye with the cor
ner of her apron, muttered: "Shure
it's mesilf thinks it sin to murder tn
baste."
Not one mouthful of the martyre,
Jerry would any Of the mourning
youngsters take. and the parents SUD
denly lost all desire for roast pig an
decided that the late Charles Lamb
dissertation of that delicacy was al
wrong.
Jerry, the baked, was removed with
out delay and sent to neighbor's
who took a poetic revenge in eatin
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