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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04

..addd to the Netr Year Jokes thof
fIdntngo zcho threatens to quit
shsek,ng in nineteen nineteen. 49,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04

OF course there is dlssuys the cob
sofo persists IN reading his inn
Hientety interesting letter from his
girl trhilc you arc doing your best
to concentrate on The s7t,eebing err
Pres5fons in Tenp oun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04

The veterans can all smile now n
that beautiful sentiment that went
with the Identification tags prior to
starting overseas. 1t ran like this:
"The first tag will be cut of and sent
TO the government, the second will
be buried with the soldier" There
are considerable unburied tags.
The. corporal Intercepted a ioros
sfoonfH of rite teifh lis meat CON.
2hsn to tie K. P. he said
DO yoH kno1., Lem, / sort of like
that pebble-dasit effect"
In France you don't care about the
fit of the blouse. You merely Won
der how many sweaters and O. ID.
shirts it will fit over.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04

TAKE INVENTORY INTERVALS
TO THE RIGHT.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04

Chancellor James. Il Day of Syracuse
university says: eft is religious to hate
the kaiser, beeaiise the Bible teaches us to
hate the devil and all his works"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04
REMEMBER THAT

You ought to mail Trench and
Camp home today Somebody back
there will be glad to read it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04
THE BIG QUESTION

The men had been rather slow IN
getting into formations SO one even
ing, before chow, the sergeant gave
his company lengthy lecture, en-
phasizing the fact that in the future
the men must be more prompt in fall.
Ing in. He talked on one subject and
then another. Other companies were
marching to the mess hall. and his
own men were becoming restless and
impatient. Finally be wound up By
asking:
Now is everything clear? Does
anyone want to ask question:"
There was a moment of silsnce.
then q tall. lean 5outherner in the
rear rank opened his vocal apparatus.
and yelled in an attenuated voice:
"Yeh. when, do we eat.''-Judga
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04
OVER THERE

by st Class Private Chief SHAFER
American Ekpeditionary Force
Somewhere in France
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04

me oartanoh comfnanqer saw !.
nre on the opposite hill and thinkfn.
might be q signal dispatched his
orderly for pair Of glasses. Tas
e.ue.y ran over to headquarters ana.
sucking his head in the door 49,
.ne inteiifeent group were Olsen s.fr~
war, liberty. etc. asked. ss.Has -
ons PAIR OF glasses?"
g. mere was absolutely silence ID,
nsn., seeonds-then some nfse fnno.
ss asly inquired. Nose glassesa"..
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04

THE FIRST TIME YOU PUT ON
A TIN LID you FEEL LIKE A
SOUTHERN NANNY CARRYING A
aMO-WEEkS' WASH HOME To
THE WHITE FOLKS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04

These steel hats are not half so com
forfd6ie as slick gray fedora hat BIZ,
they anil be the style for a arliile yet
aud zDerc dLx,dts some7Ulsot crelnsps
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04

And,
There are
Probabilities
hat ,ndny
Of
Those arho
Missed
The casually
List
IN France
VIII
Be crushed
To
Death in
The
Rhsh bach
Home.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04

An entangling alliance IS
formed every night but it isn't
exposed until you are forced to
leave the warm blankets In the
q. m.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04

And should give the company
Banker n rest.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04

'sMY IDEA OF A HARD
LIFE" THE PRIVATE
UPINED, ''WOULD BE THAT
OF VENUS DE MILO If SHE
HAPPENED TO HAVE COO.
TIES"
On asd after this date ransborfdtiou
UNI be furnished 1f;fh all passes.
THIS WILL MAKE IT MUCH
NICER FOR THE BOYS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-01-04
Camp and Location

r, rsNTshsd under C. A. o
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29
MAY %. 1910
BRIDGING THE RHINE A LA CAESAR.

Whether to treat Germany TO a little demon
stration as TO the prOprety Of treaty signing ana
Of the possible effectiveness with which the allies
might resent teutonic withdrawal from a concu-
sive peace or whether done just for exercise
the war department does not tell, but Germany
has had little object lesson laid al her door not
alone OF American skill but Of a historical signi-
fcance the latter Of which may awaken her even
If the former doesn't
Germany thinks back Of Caesar. and reads of his
exploits in the books from but two standpoins;
of horror. and the other of pride. In the latter
wilhelm once hoped to prove Caesar reincarnste
II was this Caesar julius Caesar, who some 1000
years ago achieved fame by building military
bridge across the Rhine just TO show the Germans
that ne could invade their country whenever he
felt like remaskabIe feat TO bridge that
wide deep and swift stream with wooden tmbers
There was no structural iron in days. Not the
least credrabe feature the speed of IT, Caesar
took the Germans breath away by putting that
bridge across the river n days. It worlds
record
Wen few days ago Gen. Pershins antici-
pate for similar purpose. ordered a regiment
or American engineers to throw military bridge
across the Rhine Cobienz. not great distance
from where Caesar had set the example. Pershins
gave his iner four hours for job, and they did
il in two hours and then took it apart again
Last Monday another regiment of American
gineers was ordered TO what it could do in the
way of bridge building. jumped in and bridsed
the Rhine. from bank 10 bank. that heavy
tillery could cross IT, i'm 50 minutes
This doesn't necessarily mean that anybody in
the American expedtionary force is greater
than Julius Caesar. Those engineers certainly had
better facilities than Caesars DICTIONARIES had but it
does suggest that almost American has some
thing of julius Caesar in him. something that the
Germans dislike anyone other than themselves.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29
by ISABELLA GRIFFITH. r. N
TO SWEEP AND DIsT \ SICK ROOM.

Rugs should a possibly he
a
bronchial l1n1S
be
a
them FOR short
o keepth
settling place precauton AID
haps the best for light daily the
broom Any
enough 70 tie on well This be dampened time the
II with some dsinfectan solution bchorde of
sweeping
a II
i large In communicable
should
germs all the Burn all
10 remove
household and evenf patients
Whenever
the j
done n
ROOM Il simply
In such
The of both 20
the dirt and dunot
Ito
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

a million mothers both rich and poor-mothers
and some fathers as welI.-may learn a lesson from
the death of little Walsh Mclean. biIhonairo
by killed by Ford. f. isn't altogether the fault
of the Ford nor the disgrace Of wealthy
youngster being slain 10y humble mac hine. not
an a question Of keeping children off the streets
where Fords and other machines go by Heaven
knows Vinson Mclean was watched closely enough.
Had ne been accustomed to crossing streets ne
might possibly have saved himself
Folklore is fuu of tales like that of Baby Nc
Lean great fortunes. with tutors. servants
and detectives. always watching that great
harm came them There was prince for
instance win "a horoscope which said he would
killed by his best friend. His father determined
that ne should have no friends Miserable, lonely
surrounded by wealth and luxury and lacking al
things worth while at the end. drunk with hashish
ne pulled over a lamp and was burned to death His
lower self was his only comrade.
More beautiful and hopeful Is the story Of Gauta-
ma Buddha. also a prince lie grew up knowing
nothing OF life save JOY and beauty. When ne went
through the town every beggar. every cripple.
made hide 10y heraIds who preceded him. once.
5y accident. ne met poverty-stricken invalid by
the roadside This sudden vivid glimpse human
sorrow SO affected him that he renowned home and
wealth and save his life 60 the succor of humanity.
The Arabs say: "A mans fate hanseth about his
neck and he cannot escape it, And even occldenJas
see again and again that vain pits his wits
against that force which some call fate. and some
call Karma. and some call eternal justice. but The
hope lies in ths-that fate like ain the forces OF
the universe is either friendly or hostile accord
ing as one faces it,
suppose the father Of the prince whose friend was
10 Ice his DANGER had reasoned like this
Friendship and human kindness are more
Important than the moment of death Let him
have AN the friends he viii. and serve them
well and II III the end one accidentally kills
him. al least he VIII have eel "a happy useful
life up the end"
ssppoSe the parents q the little heir TO millions
had said.
This hoy viii have grave responsibilities.
let hm learn GO exercise AN his powers. 20 face
and conquer aI the dangers common AN
children 90 his age
Perhaps fate would have taken him anyhow. bur
least his parents COULD have felt that he had an
even chance.
We ouebt never 10 forget that necessity IN a
weII-developed life. active seIf-reIiance We are
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29
EDITH CAVELLS Isl LETTER.

with the return Of her body from Belgium
20 England. there comes TO ight a beautiful letter
written by Edith Caven on the night before hey
execution TO the yopne nurses associated with her
a the time OF her death and for few years pre-
viously sc fun OF WORTHWHILE sayings so beau
tifully generous that it should be read wherever
there people who admire courage and clear
outlook upon life A part Of the letter is as follows.
Il hope that YOU will not forget our evening
talks. I told YOU that devotion 10 duty would
bring you true happiness and that the knOEvl-
edge that you had done your duty earnestly
before Coo and your conscience would be
your greatest support in the trying moments OF
life and in the face OF death.
"One word more-beware Of uncharitable
speech. In these eight years I have
much unhappiness which could have been
avoided If a few words had been whisper
eG here and there. perhaps without evil inten-
ton. but which ruined the reputation. the
happiness the life even OF some My
should reflect upon this and cultivate loyalty
and espriH~de corps
II such as this who was foully
put 10 death by German command but who. be
ing dead. get speaketh"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29
INDUSTRY IN THE NEW SOUTH.
Article No. -

Afiicle No. -.
Note: The interesting and in
structive article below is the second
of a series on the industrious new
south of today. The facts were
gathered from men loafing in the
garage at this town.
WINCH ESTER Tenn.-If Phil
Sheridan rode down the Cumberland
mountains TO Winchester, And Win
chester 20 miles away" by George.
I think more of Phil than / ever did
before and if he can be found l am
heartily i'm favor of digging him up
10 run for county treasurer against
Nelson Jones in the next primary.
We don't know that Phil did actual
~ ride down the mountain. but it
was a great stunt if he did, because
this twenty miles of the Cumberland
mountain is about as tough a stretch
OF road as anyone ever saw. Why
honestly it's worse than that piece
Of road out this way from Lakeville.
Nobody ever heard of Winches-
ter until Phil made his ride in the
Civil wa and you can still see the
footprints of his nag on the road
because there hasn't been over five
people over the road since. Win
chester is a lively little village and
can be seen with the naked eve at
quite a distance. Like Jasper, Tenn.
the men folks lay around the front
porch all day and think things over
and quite properly let the women
do the work. The population of
Winchester was 249 at the time Phil
took his ride. and the entire 249 are
still there, although quite naturally
some of them are in the grave yard.
The business of Winchester con
sists Of a garage and pool room.
whiting and a daily discussion of
the War Of the Rebellion The town
is extremely popular with tourists
as free air and water is provided
for all. 1t lies at the foot Of the
Cum berland mountains and so far
as we were able 10 ascertain when
We Buicked through there last week
IL has been there quite a spell. The
/ bootleggers have a strong union in
| Winchester and are now conducting
a lively campaign for new members
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29
More Truth Than Poetry
By James ]. Montague
PROOF.

John Burroughs who's a shark on birds,
(He Classics EN- by feather
Ayers that they're devoid of words
And simply cannot talk together.
He gives the nature-fakers fits
Who picture birds in conversation,
And tears their story books to bits
In scientific Indignation
But there a wren outside my door
That talks whenever | go near him,
And talks so gby. furthermore
That just wish that Ohm could hear him.
OF mornings when ! stroll about
The while he hymns his glad thanksgiving,
He interrupts himself to shout:
Heyl Amt it glorious to be livingl
But if too his nest | stray
Again he pauses in mid carol
Darts past my head. and chatters: Say
You touch my nestngs at your peril
We're small. but have dagger beaks;
Just try to climb that tree. | dare you'll
And. when | turn away. he shreks:
You great big brute knew Id scare you'll
And when he's speaking to a cat
And lets his wrath flow forth unstnted
| solemnly you that
The things he says cannot be printed.
Perhaps John never happened by
When birds emotions deeply stirred EN-.
For, though he's wiser far than l.
know that birds can talk. I've heard emil
Copyright, 1919.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

case Of persistent vomiting is 10 stop
all food, keep the head low. allow no
talking or excitement. and keep the
patient on her back Sometimes sips
Of hot water, or clear hot tea will
give relief. You might try mustard
plaster over the stomach. However,
the first thing would do would be
10 have her see a doctor, as there
may be some organic trouble causing
the attacks.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29
The Tower of Babel
By Bill Armstrong

them into the parade headed for the
Studebaker factory. The first Stu
debaker day was a big success, and
should go a long way toward con-
vincing folks that Studebaker's en-
largement is something besides just
expansion on paper. Mr.. Burch's
parade was d big success, by the
way.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

DR.. r. Spangle, Optician. has
been called out OF city 10 attend fu-
neral of sister. Will be in his Office
Friday afternoon 10 resume business
at 3O5lH s. Michigan st
Advt. 1922
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

According the New York World, there is nq-
uor liquor everywhere especially in dry states. In
that case should think the World and other
lquor-lovne organs would quit lighting prohibi-
ton.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

AT inclined to pamper and pet children love
fills rs with fear We give our very own lives 10
protect them from danger. sweetly unconscious that
we are doing them a gross injustice rather than
favor difcult TO order even the life Of a child
His destiny IS on his own neck
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

The kaiser's stables under the hammer in
Berlin the other day. Six hundred horses were sold
among them the kasers favorite charger. Nigh;
well sell them. too All tn kings horses and all
the kings men can't put Humpty Dumpty Hohen-
zoIern together again
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29
LOCAL BREVITIES.

Mr. a. Il. Erskine, respOnsibly
connected with the Studebaker cor
pOration. reads the Tower OF Babel.
Mr.. Erskine yesterday passed com
and we straight way admitted it,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

Really the most surprising thing about the Ger.
reception of the peace terms that the Ger
mans were surprised.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

When congress assemblies will it start again just
where it left OF, or viii Il get down work?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

Norman Adler is riding around in
new car. that has all the earmarks
of a Ford in disguise.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

Frank Allen and Lloyd Greenan
motored about town together yes
called.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29
NOTICE ADMINISTRATORS SALE.

John Nite estate Thursday. June
8. Full line farm tools machinery
and live stock. See legal notice on
pase il. 49S-30-Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

Bill Cassidy is having new rubber
heels installed on his working shoes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29
BLACKSTONE THEATER CORPORATION
To Builders

To Builders
All the plate glass, front of build
lngs 2l2 to 2lS S. Michigan St, ex-
cept the extreme south store win
dows, for sale. Bids will be received
through local manager, Frank t.
Miner, at offices of corporation, I'D
S. Main St, until Saturday noon,
May 3lst.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

n. b. NJ writes: I made a solu-
ton the other day with carbOlic acid
10 disinfect my hands with. But for
some reason il did not seem TO mix
well, and / burnt my hands with
some that was floating on the top
OF the water VIII you please tell
me why this occurred. and what
should have done for the burn
Answer: / think YOU must have
tried 10 make your solution with
cold water. Pure carbolic should
always be mixed with hot water TO
make a solution. otherwise il floats
on the top of the water. somewhat
like grease. and Will burn if you put
your hands in it. If you had alcohol
I'm the house. you should have put
some on the injured part immediate
~, as II is an antidote for a carbolic
acid burn. \ piece Of old muslin or
linen bandaged lightly into place
should be used TO cover the burn.
:. w. writes: Ny mother has a
weak stomach, and sometimes she
eats food that disagrees with her.
and causes bad vomiting spells. Is
there anything that / could do to
relieve her at such times?
Answer: The best thing TO do in a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

Guy McMichael is able TO be about
town again after returning from
Birmingham in Bill Nichols Buick.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29
FOR THE HOME NURSE
Copyright 1919

Questions general pertaining Home Nursing
viii he d address
Isabella Griffith. Tie NewsTimes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

MI. a. X EfSklne, reSpOnSlUly
connected with the Studebaker cor
poration. reads the Tower OF Babel.
Mr.. Erskine yesterday passed COM
ment on this pillar OF intelligence
and we straight way admitted it,
Frank Allen and Lloyd Greenan
motored about town together yes
terday p. NJ The wagon was not
called.
Norman Adler is riding around in
a new ear. that has all the earmarks
of Ford in disguise.
Bill Cassidy is having new rubber
heels installed on his working shoes.
Guy McMichael is able TO be about
town again after returning from
Birmingham in Bill Nichols Buick.
More bill collectors than usual
called an us yesterday.
Our suite in the offices of the
Lamport-M Mcdonald company is be
ing refurnished. which gives us a
fresh excuse TO stay out on the
street
We saw "A dirty trick pulled on
one of our friends yesterday The
outrage was perpetrated on Bill
Grimm, the restaurant genius. Bill
saw f. Reeder and J. A. DeLeury
of the News Times bearing down on
his place. He tore out in front and
swept off the sidewalk for them,
and the ungrateful insects passed
right over the nice clean sidewalk
and went into the oliver darn-you-
serve-yourself for breakfast.
Donald Dunkle. good looking son
of Bill. comes TO bat with the follow
ing, entitled Little Willie Burns:
FIRST FIZZBE.
Little Willie Burns,
Sat on a stove,
Little Willie burns.
SECOND F1ZZLE.
Little Willie Burns
Didn't so 10 Heaven
Little Willie burns.
Many an honest heart beats be
meath the coat of a checked suit
We haven't been invited vet but
il must be almost time for the Ellis
worth picnic.
Two or three business men
thought they were being subpenaed
for a jury yesterday when F.. l.
Burch Of the Chamber of Comm cree
ierked them off the curDs and swung
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

More bill collectors than usual
called an us yesterday.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-29

Our suite in the offices of the
Lamport- Mcdonald company is be
ing refurnished. which gives us a
fresh excuse TO stay out on the
street
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-07-04
LAS ACUSACIONES EN- CONTRA
DE ANDRES OSUNA.

CIUDAD DE MEXICO, JUNO So
Ha sido enviaco por la comision ms
tructora del Gran JuraGo dc la CANA
ra de Diputados al Presidente de Ia
Comision Permareatr, un eXtsnSo me
mortal. manifestandole que Sc Austen
"a de preiuz~qr la responsabilidad en-
que ha incufrido e. gobernador de
Tamaulipas professor Andres Osuna,
en- varios delitos de caracter Official
de que ha sido acusado.
Esta resolution Ia odopt6 Ia conf
sion in~structcra. de acuerdo con eI ar
ticulo II de la nueva Carta Magma,
el que estipula que los delitoS oticla-
les. seran juzgados por el Senado
erigido en- gran Jurado, advIrtlcndoSe
que no podra iniciarse nIHguna aver
ruaci6n. 81 la Camara de Diputados no
p~eseuta previamente 81 ~acusaclon Y
a6emas IA fraccion " del articulo -
de IA Constitution, cstipula terminan-
temente cue "a Comision permanente
del Congreso de la Union, no tlene
facultades mas que de convocar a Sc
stones extraordinarias, slempre Y cuan
do va este instruido el nroceso por los
miembros que integran Ia Comislon
dci Gran Jurado. En- Fl menclonado es
critic Sc manifesto que en- Ell evento
de oue Ia comision ~intentara JuZgar
a responsabilidad Official de Osuna'
incurriria en- una responsabilidad, to-
da vez que la Comisi0n instruction. del
Gran Jurado es Ia unica que esta au-
torizada para conocer de asuntos de
esta iadole.
Los acusadores fundan su queJa'
en- que Ell gobernador Csuna, Ia NO
1sdo visiblemente la Constitution, con-
,vocando a elecciones locales. hasta IN
ano despues de que lie nombro go0er-
nador. V en- que ,ha creado fuerzaS
militares, sin la debida authorization
del Congreso de "a Union.