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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-02-19

Acaso -replic6 los castelIa-
nos sean mas sabfos que nosotros,
v ESQ de adejarlo todo para malta
nav y 10 de no apresurafse a adop-
tar los nuevos metodos sea mas
|razonabIe que nuestras malifas de-
Ia prisa j del cambio.; EN- todo ca7
so es niejor para la s;ilud. En- esel
Ilugar Iejano eli que echare el am
ella, no estare bajo Iii obsesiOii del
idiario de la mafiana y del diario
de la tarde, III labra pobablemente
Icorreo mas que una vez, o dos, a
| la semana, sc sabra las n0ticias
con retraso, 10 cual es muy higieni-
co; no me enterar6 de 10 que SUI
cede Ell los Estados Unid6s mas
que cada treinta oicuarenta dias,
w este convendra a mis- neryios;
no podre If a Ia opera, pero Inc des-
qiiitarG viendo safif el Sol por 10
alto de una soberbia sierra, mo
ttendfe eli Mi casa todos estos ref
naInientos sanitarios de por aca,
pero La casa estara aislada, los
aposentos seran grandes y tam
bien las ventanas Y ell tccho sera'
alto; estare superiormente provis-
to de aire y de luz, lujo que no tie
men aQui nj a1n muchos ricos, que
yiven en- cajones de comoda.
Hay i'm detalle ominoso-
manifeste-cop ell cual usted, al
parecer, no ha contado.. Algunos
de esos paises, 81 tienen la vida ci-
yil sonolienta, tienen la politica
borrascosa. Suele habcr '.conyul-
stones" y andan sueltos unos die
tadores aficionados los fusila-
mientos. mo teme usted- que 10
despachen?
ESQ -respOndi0-no sera mas
que uno de tantos academies, no
mas frecuentes por ALA que 10 son
aquf los de autom0vil. Entire ser
sacrificado por un general por
/ un chauffeur jque mas dag Pien-
so que tiene mas inconyenientes
la superciyilizacion, con todo 10
Ique ha de traer en- estos aiios que
Iyienen,. que I'm estadO de atraso,
compensate por yentajas muy apre
ciables. Esas naciones liispano-
americanos seran paralsos para
lnosotros, los hombres de La clase
lmedia, comparados con 10 que te-
nemos aquf y con 10 que nos aguar-
da 81 los bolsheriki Sc apoderan
del gobierno.
Asf ha habiado este indiyiduo,
mientras ahumabamos un 'busto
de Seneca que habia detfas del
sofa. cSe trata de un case aisla-
do de un estado de amino algo
general? Ahuyentados por la
supercivilizaci6n, Semigraran mu-
chos burgueses a algunas de las
repdblicas hispano-americanas,
donde podrfan ser titles? Fomen-
tartan la ciyilizacion; pero sin Ell
super.
".
| 49,
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-02-19

tubcrancia cientifica tan desarro-
llad;l como los germanos, y ademas
son muy iazonadores. ;D0nde va
Iusted a refugiarse, huyendo de la
Iciyilizacion hipertrofic;t?
En una de, vstas dos Ameri-
cas-: la del SurYo a Ia Central. FL
purto esta por decidir pero he eli
ininado va algunos paises, como
Ila Argentina, Chile y Uruguay,
que estan casi tan echados a pers
der como esta repnblica. Habra
,en ellos distritos desiertos, ape
mas explotados, pero va el peligro
sc acerca; de un mOmento a Otro
les caeran encfma los ingenieros
con un ferrocarril y detras iran
!el TELEGRAPH, el telefono, el autom0-
vii, el gram0fono, los hoteles de
,doce pisos, la peste a gasOlina y
iun suftido yariado de rtlidos. Sc
recibira todos los dias, mafiana "
tarde, telagranlas de Paris, Lon
Gres y Constantinopla. Sc habla-
/ =
i.a de idealisnlo, de desarrollo eco
nonico, de jornalas de seis horas.
Y aquello sera tan insoportable
como esto. 40. CORD!
Y despues de una breve pausa,
en- que los dos fuinamos,. ahadio:
No crea usted que necesito la
1soledad casi absolute y hacer vida
Dc ermitaiio de Robinson Crusoe;
III tampoco establecerlne entire sal
'vajes; estos son tan "objetables"
como nuestros supercivilizados,
;sunque por otro .estilo. A donde
ire serii a un pals lie los que llama-
mos atrasados, de china medic O
tropical, con tierras abundantes
y baratas, Y hasta gratuitas, con
Ipoblaci6n POGO densa lIn pals dor
milon, que no tenga prisa, Ell que
con POGO esfuerzo pueda uno CO.
iiner, beber y fumar y ganar alg1n
dhnero para vestirse y otras nece-
Isidades. No sc 81 usted sabe que
tengo algdn conocimiento de va
rios oficios.
% que sc es que sabe usted
Inlmeros, porque tiene uR buen
Iempleo en- un Banco.
Pues ademas he aprendido
ifotogrnfia, soy carpintero, puedo
inaRejaf maquinas de vapor y he
llpasado dos amos labrando la tie,
IRA, EN- una farm de un parierlte
8mio, Ell el Estado de Pennsylvania.
Con este en- la cabeza y con lalg1n
dinero que lleyare, me donIiciliare
en- alguna poblacion del interior,
10 en- sus cercaiilas, en- que las con-
- 90.
diciones de china y de paisaje sean
sfavorables. Tehgo La seguridad
de que no Inc morire de hambre,
iorque no soy haragan; pero quie-
no TRAFALGAR libre de la preston que
sc siente aquf, tolnar la vida con
calna y por el lado bueno, no afr
Igirme cuando deSe de ganar dos
pesos por haber lido a pescar, echar
largas siestasy no tener "aunto",
pero 81 un caballejo de buena indo-
Ie y que sera mi mejor amigo. !.
-Ese programa-le dije-mas
Iparece castellano que americans
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-02-19
S E V E N D E N
PROPIEDADES
EN- LA COSTA DEL SUR.

I'm cocal de 1000 palmas
frutando.
Is cuerdas sembradas con
$500 palmas de cocos de cua-
trO Y cinco afos. j.
2 lagunas por la produc-
ci0n de sal.
8 islas, sembradas en- par
te con palmas de coeos.
25O cuerdas de terrenoS
mojados, sirve para caiia y
malogilla.
LIS cuer(ias de mahglares
y pastos de grama.
Sc venden estas propieda-
des en- grupo Q por separado.
Para mas informes diri-
girse a
r. S. Prescott,
Central Aguirre.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
IN BONDS OF COMRADESHIP
Who 6attIed the Savage Hun
Side by Side.

Two men were hobbling along the
Strand, London, the other day. Both
depended upon stout ash sticks to help
them on their way. They were COM
ing from opposite directions, and when
they drew level, although neither had
seen the other before, they involun-
tarily nodded and grinned and ex-
changed "CheeriO."
You can witness similar incidents on
any of London'S bOulevards, writes
young Sub" The great unofficial
Brotherhood of the Hobble has no rule
beyond that of camaraderie; the only
qualification for membership is the
possession of hobble caused by mill
tary service.
II am convinced that everyone will
realize the vital Importance of con-
tinuing in peace that great comrade-
ship which has enabled us to win the
war;" says Sir Douglas Haig. There
are associations and clubs and fedora
lions of all sorts whose objects are to
bind together the men who have
served their country. But the biggest
of all is the one that has no organizing
secretary, no central offices and no
propaganda. 1t simply exists in the
hearts of the men who have suffered
in the fight for freedom and justice.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
HAIL "PUNKIN," KING OF PIES
Who That tlas Ever Tasted the Real
Article Can Forget the Thrill
of the First Mouthfui2

You can't spell punkin pie with an
"m" and "p." Pumpkin pie Is the
kind one gets in restaurants, favored
with cloves and allspice. "Punkin" pie
has cinnamon and ginger In it, and
sometimes a hint of an unmention-
able beady fluid about which one
would not dare ask mother. And OF
all the smacking, ambrOsial delicacies
catalogued under the genus "pie" the
best is "punkin."
One grows hungry at the thought OF
''punkin" pie-the crisp, crinkly crust;
the thick, rich, pungent filling, with the
dust of cinnamon furnishing it's tawny
top; the creamy, dreamy. velvety, far
away taste as ones mouth closes on
it's prize Some appetizing joys there
are, but none that exceeds capturing
a piece of ''punkin" pie, getting 1t into
ones hands, contrary to all social
usage, biting into it until one almost
mires up to ones nose, until one can
scarce see over the top of the upstand-
ing crust, and beginning the unequaled
delight of devouring the first mouth
full. To taste it is to love it. Love
but it, and love forever.-Milwaukee
Herald.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
AVENGED HIS POISONED PET
Mean Way In Which Owner of Ma
rauding Cat Got Even With
Its Executioner.

A member Of a certain national or
ganization was laughing over certain
attacks on the institution.
''These attacks" he said, "are clever
clever but crooked. They bring
story to my mind.
"a man owned big black cat that
used to sneak off to the butchers and
steal meat. The butcher warned the
man to keep his thieving cat ct home,
but no attention was paid to the warn
ing, and so finally the butcher de-
clared:
eff that pesky cat steals any more
of my stock I'll poison it,
"Well, few days later the cat
made of with leg Of lamb, and the
butcher, true to his word, sprinkled
bits of poisoned steak about. The
next morning the black cat lay cold
and stiff before its masters door.
"The cats owner waited till the
butcher shop was crowded with saus-
age buyers. Then he tucked the corpse
under his arm and strobe in through
the crowd.
"'Here you are, john he said,
slamming the dead cat down on the
meat block, beside the sausage ma
chine. Here you are. That makes
78. I'll fetch In the % others in the
course of the day."
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
THE WASHBURN TIMES
In Bad Shape.

Often at inspections it is customary
for officers to pass by the sergeants,
merely giving their equipment a cas-
ual glance, assuming, no doubt, that
as they are more experienced soldiers
than the privates, their equipment is
in proper condition. AS a result OF
this it sometimes happens that the
sergeants allow their rifles to get in
rather poor shape. That some OFF,
GERS are alive to this is shown by a
young second lieutenant, who, after
examining a particularly dirty rifle,
handed it back to the luckless private,
remarking disgustedly: your rifle
is dirty enough to be sergeant's."
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
(Apr. gath to May Sth)

STATE OF WISCONSIN COUNTY COURT
FOR BAYFIELD, COUNTY
In the Matter of the Estate of Mary Torklso
Deceased,
In Probate.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN. That at the
special term of said Court to be held on the
Bird Tuesday of May A. d. 1915 at the Court
House in the city of Washburn, County of
Bayfield, and State of Wisconsin. therewill
be heard and considered the application of
En- Torkko to admit to probate the Last
Will and Testament of Mary Torkko late of
the Town of Eileen in said County. deceased
and for the appointment of an executor.
NOTICE is HEREBY FURTHER GIVEN,
That at the Regular term of said court to
be held at said Court House, on the first
Tuesday of September A. d. 1919 there will
be heard, considered and adjusted, all
claims against said Mary Torkko, deceased:
AND NOTICE IS HEREBY FURTHER
GIVEN, That all such claims for examina-
ton and allowance must be presented to
said County Court at the Court House, in
the City of Washburn. in said County and
State, on or before the goth day of August
1919, or be forever barred.
Dated April le. 1919.
BY the Court.
Fl. p. Axelberg, Judge.
Dillon & Tomkins, Attorneys.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
The Wears Slip.

An exceedingly amiable widow came
to live at Little RudcOmb. The vicar,
a bachelor, regarded her with fear and
trembling; she was so very obvious
~ after him. He cured her, though,
one day by making fortunate slip.
The dear lady met him in the village,
End stopped him.
She talked of this, that, and the 9TH
er, and at last worked up to the point
where she could talk about herself.
.'It is very lonely for me now" she
said. II have always been used to
having a man about the house, and
can't get used to the quietness."
She turned and gazed away to the
distant hills, while her underlip trem-
bled piteOusly.
The vicar muttered the strongest
word in his vocabulary, and then said
hastily:
ooh, don't worry, my dear lady
don't worry! You know the wind Is
always tempered to the lorn sham.
rsstdAH
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
BALM FOR THE DISHWASHER
According to Writer, Happy Is the
Man Allowed to Help In Cleansing
the Table Utensils.

We have never held with those who
think dishwashing dreary and sor-
did task, according to Golfers. Give
us plenty of hot water, plenty of
some abrasive soap and a couple OF
clean cloths and we will tackle the
debris of the evening meal with keen
enjoyment. After a long day at the
office it is delightful to steep ones
hands In hot dishwater (which acts
as an excellent febrifuge for the
brain and tonic for WEAKNESS of
the body and pass through the puri-
flying and homely gestures of ablu-
ton and wiping. These simple tasks
of the hand always induce pleasant
and domestic train of thought. We
know one poet, and not such a bad
poet either, who always says he can
write his best lyrics after bout with
the evening dishes. And no manicu-
rist ever gives so pink and charming
a glow to the hands as a half-hour
with the dishpan.
How many husbands, we wonder,
have learned the first rule Of the dish
washers technique? You must have
plenty OF hot water, but always use
cold water on any utensils where eggs
have been broken. Heat hardens the
yolk, and boiling water poured upon
an egg-smeared plate will so solidify
and solder the juices that 1t will take
Sandnapar f0 remove Them
II any husband should ever protest
against being asked to wash the
dishes let his wife refer him to II
Kings, Fl :13.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
Thrills in Riding Elephant.

1t is always a mystery to every one
how the mahout, who sits astrlde the
animals neck, makes him understand
but in any event, after you have
climbed up the little staircase to the
elephants back, and the mahout has
taken his place. he makes a jab I'M
der the ear gof the beast with MS
sharpened iron prong. and with an III
dian injunction, quite unintelligible TO
those seated in the howdah, the march
is started. The elephant uses only
one leg at a time in the process OF
locomotion, which produces a motion
that induces in the passenger feel
ing akin to seasickness. Even the
way the elephant wriggles his tail ana
wiggles his ears are disconcerting to
the beginner, but if he survives MS
pageant ride, he declares it to be the
most unique thing he ever expert
enced.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
Entered at the T
RESTORING Mesopotamia.

Under British occupation the fertile
regions of Mesopotamia are being re-
stored to productivity, for which this
region was celebrated in Biblical days.
This Is disclosed in official dispatches
received at Washington from Bagdad.
Under Turkish rule In some places
nothing was produced.
The British authorities, to save a
large part Of the population from star
walton and to provide work, immedi-
ately set about, as soon as the Turks
were driven out, to construct canals
for irrigation and to encourage the
population to plan for the next har-
vest. An Arabian labor corps was or
ganized locally and three Indian labor
corps were employed.
AS a result new irrigation canal
has been opened at Mansarich, sew
enty miles northeast of Bagdad on the
Diala river, by which 100000 acres
already are being irrigated.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
Catching.

Even the children are beginning to
talk motor jargon. "Look, mother"
said little fellow, pointing to hole
in his stocking. "Pve' had blowout"
A little girl being asked how she man
aged to catch chicken, replied: Il
Just ruined him till his gas gave out
an then picked him up"
A third youngster who was usually
slow in obeying his mothers call came
quickly enough when she called him to
dinner. On her pointing this fact out
to him, he said: ooh, 1 always change
to high when l come to meals. "-BOS-
ton Transcript.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
Insects in Glaciers.

Few people know that in the gla-
cierS of the western national parks
live several species of minute insects,
hopping about like tiny fleas. They
are harder to see than the so-called
sand fleas of the seashore, because
much smaller. Slender, dark brown
worms live in countless millions in the
surface ice. Microscopic, rose-colored
plants also thrive in such vast num-
bers that they tint the surface here
and there.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
DioestibiIity of Cheese.

BY experiments on the digestibility
of cb eese it has been shown that much
depends on the special physical char
acter of the food. All fat cheeses are
said to be dissolved and digested with
great rapidity because of the molecules
of casein-the heterogeneous part of the
cheese-are separated only by the fat
and. so the gastric juice can attack a
large surface of the cheese at one
time. Whether the cheese be hard or
soft does not appear to influence di-
gestion, and there is no connection
between the digestibility and the per-
centage of water present in the
cheese.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
Women and the Victory Liberty Loan

In letter printed in the Pictorial
Review of last November Secretary
w. G. McAdoo says, "The women
of America have demonstrated ex-
traordinary power and capacity in
connection with the financial opera
tions of the government. Their work
has been of the highest value. The
National Women's Liberty Loan
Committee has brought into exist
ence an organization of women
throughout the country which is one
of the most important factors in the
success of Liberty Loans. am
deeply grateful for the splendid sup
port American women have given to
the Treasury and to all war activities.
The increasing demands of the war
will make their work more and more
important. Their continued enthusi-
astic and spirited cooperation
strengthens my confidence in the
success of the Treasury's future fl
nancial undertakings.
The Liberty Loans have afforded
a new proving ground where women
of the nation have accepted the OPP
portunity to demonstrate again their
patriotism, their ability, their con-
seriousness of the obligations of citi-
zenship, and their steadfastness of
soul in the great and terrible crisis
which our country has met.
The women of our nation, of Wis
consin, of Bayfield, County, bravely
and efficiently met their obligations
during the first, second, third and
fourth Liberty Loans ard now the
appeal comes to us to Keep the
Loan Fires Burning" for the final
Victory Liberty Loan which starts
April 81. The women must see
to it that patriotism is not de-
modified until Uncle Sans debts
are paid.
The slogan adopted by the women
Victory Loan workers is, Let the
men appeal to the commercial spirit
but we will appeal to the patriotic
spirit, for we refuse to believe that
patriotism died with the war.
Lewis B Franklin, head of the u.
S. War Loan organization, recently
said to group of Liberty Loan
workers, Patriotism is little tired,
bit sleepy, but all it needs is
little re-awakening.
Are we women of Bayfield, county
going to do our part in this awaken
ing?
The Victory Liberty Loan is a
chance to thank God for life, for
liberty, for peace. 1t is promise
that this peace and freedom won by
blood of the men who fell in France
shall not be forfeited by our indiffer-
ence.
ut is the first and paramount duty
of the people of the United States to
make this peace permanent by put
ting upon it the great seal of the
Victory Liberty Loan. When that
is set, the German will know that
the American nation echoes the
battle cry of the Second, What we
take, we hold" We have taken
peace. Let us hold it. For, unless
we hold it now, the day will come
when the great gray ships will be
slipping out of the harbors again;
and it will be our fault then that
dead boys will be lying en- the fields
of France.
We must make this the last war
with Germany. We must do our
part in the Victory Liberty Loan for
the sake of the men who died, for
the sake of other boys who will die
if we fail. Germany must know
that we are united in triumph as we
were united in war.
Mrs. George DeGuire,
Publicity Chairman of Bayfield, Co.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
April 24th to May 9Th
Notice to Creditors

STATE OE WISCON SIN, COUNTY COURI
FOR bayfield, COUNTY
In the Matter of the Estate of John Uusitola
deceased,
In Probate.
Notice is hereby given that the claims
and demands of all persons against John
Uusitola deceased, late of the Town of
Eileen, in said county. will be received. ex-
amined and adjusted by the County Court
of Bayfield, County. at the regular terms of
said Court. to be held at the Court House in
the City of Washburn, in and for said
County on the first Tuesday of September
1919.
Also that four mon this from and after the
18th day of April A. d. 1919 is the time
limited for creditors of said John Uusitola
deceased to present their claims to said
Court for examination and allowance.
BY the Court
Dated April 18th, 1919.
HIP Axelberg, Cou nty Judge
Dillon & Tom kins.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
Work and Avoid Frettinu.

Labor of any kind is healthful. You
can hardly put more upon human
being than he can bear. But fretting
so. dissipates our energy that we have
no force left for actual work. En-.
ergy, even like the Biblical grain of
mustard seed will, if not dissipated
by destructive emotions, remove noun.
tains, and bring you to the very door
of success.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
Swedish Luth. Church
A. Road, Pastor.

Washington Ave. & 4th st.
Services as follows until further
notice:
Ashland, Apr. IS, 10: = a. m.
Bayfield,, Apr. lS 7:45 p. m.
Washburn, Apr. 90. 1880 a. m.
Ashland, Apr. 90, 7:45 p. m.
Bayfield,, Apr. 27. 1880 a. m.
Washburn, Apr. 81. 7:45 p. m.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1919-04-24
Birds.

Said the facetious Teller: "The most
popular chickens nowadays are the
kind that have to have their feathers
bought for 'em."
The Crittenden press., 1919-10-24

present instance, if il openly
charged by one of the Louisville
dallies, and so far as we are in
formed it is not denied, that
the liquor interests of this city
are lining up behind one of the
candidates for Governor. II
this be true, il is sufficient rea-
son for all temperance advocates
to 70 the other way.
In the state wide contest it is
not sufficient that the friends of
the measure go to the polls and
vote on election day; they must
be busy between this time and
then remove MISUNDERSTANDING,
stirring up the lukewarm and
seeing that the indifferent are
aroused. If all do their duty,
the amendment will carry by an
overwhelming majority. The
only danger of its failing is
oyer-confdence and inactivity
on the part of its friends. Ex.
The Crittenden press., 1919-10-24
Real Estate Bargains

20 acres in Marion. eight
room brick house, electric lights
four harms, two wells. two
springs and cistern. Nicrs;
property on the market 20 Ma
rion. The price Sl2ooOoo Viii
sell it quick.
l63 acres seven miles from
Marion. near LeviaS, = mile
from church and good schccl,
four room house, two barns,
good spring in center OF farm.
Price $6,0OO.OO.
S3 acres three miles north Of
Marion, we'll watered, three
room house. barn. Price $500
per acre.
Also other fine properties. II
YOU don't see what you want
here. see me. W +. BELT,
Marion, Ky.
The Crittenden press., 1919-10-24
SUBSCRIPTION RATES
THE ELECTION.

We wish with all the emphaS-
is we can command to warn our
friends throughout the State
against overconfidence and in
activity between this time and
November 4th. The Statewide
Amendment is to be voted on.
and State officers are TO be elect
ed, both of which are of vital
Importance to the well being of
the state.
We may be sure the liquor in
terests are not asleep. They
are not upon the houSetopS. pro
The Crittenden press., 1919-10-24
LAMBS SCHOOL HOT ST

J. X. McChesney. ". ;. Riggs,
John Talley, owen Mcdowell,
Owen and Samuel Towery, all
hustling farmers Of Hoods, pass
ed through this section enrouie
TO Marion Monday on business.
Miss Lena McChesney, Of Co
ing Springs, was the guest Of
Miss Josie Fox Monday
J. H. Beckner and wife spent
Sunday with Oscar Lotion and
wife.
Archie and q. B. Lamb and
Henry Simpson were 10 Marion
Monday.
Several from here are attend.
ing the meeting al Sugar Grove.
Fred Hurst. OF Tribune, passed
through here Wednesday.
K Z. Towery represented
Clear Spring church at the Ohio
Valley Association Tuesday and
Wednesday at SturglS.