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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10
GERMANS HOPE
TO SETTLE WITH POLES.

PARIS, Jan. 9.-The German gov
eminent has opened negotiations
with the Poles who have invaded the
province OF Posen, according Ia tho
Frankfort Gazette. which says that
thotr are hopes that an understand
ting that will end the fighting will
be reached.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10

NEW york. Jan. s-The first
step towards the settlement OF me
strike OF marine workers which be
gan this morning and virtually par
alyztd traffic In New YORK, was an +.
nounoed toniht after the signing OF
an agreement for the appointment OF
the New York harbor con" llaiion
board which Will arbitrnte diffcren
ces between the boat owners ana
their crployes
The board will he composed Of 20
mkn. 10 Of whom will represent en-
ployers and 10 employcs. u VIII he
vested with power 10 TX wages ana
Working conditions ana 10 enforce It's
orders.
In making sthe announcement Jo-
seph J GlatEmaycr, president ~ the
New YORK Hoat owners association,
wid that within ~ hours the board
viii announce "A new wage scale. ap-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10
Miilpdukee Socialists
Plan Protest for Berger

MItNAtk ian. MilNHu-
Rec socialists are planning a .tnhss
uoeting fot SUNDAY ulFhi In protest
u the conviction of Victor |. Ter
ger ana other socialist leaders on
charges of conspiracy snh violation
~ tho espionage law. II " planned
10 have NJ. Berger speak before the
catherine
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10
Bernsforffs NepheU Is
GiUen Sentence in Jail

San FRANCISCO, Jan. . baron
Allard Won Dem n. Muench, nephew
OF the former German Ambassador.
Count Won BernHtorff. was sentenced
today To three uonths In the county
jail for pcrpetptlng "A fraud upon
the government by attempting to
enter the country with Forged
passport.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10
ROBERTSON HOLDS SWAY
New Governor Goes in at
Noon Monday and Chance
for Appointments Nil.
MANY BILLS ARE OFFERED
Proposal to Repeal Work.
mems Compensation Act
Is Submitted.
Ncfis Capital Bureau,
stIryin Hotel.

Ncf'd's Capital Bureau,
stiruh Hotel.
OKLAHOMA CITY. Jan g.--GoN -
error Wlliams' last chance to pre-
sent the names OF u ad-thterim ap-
poIntccs for confirmation IA the sen >
ate went glimuering this afternoon
when the senate, on motion OF Sen
ator e. W. BOARD. who was Gov
crnOr- elect o. Nobertson's campasgn ~
manager In the last election, ad %
IOurned until 1880 o'clock Monday
morning, Al i2 Governor Robert
son will he sworn In ana tho chances
Tor calling out the present govern
ors appointments during the half
hour that will intervene between
~ 80 rnd noon ara 40 slim that
there Is no use OF figuring on them
When senator Boards motion was
made at the conclusion of "a more
or los active session. Governor VIII
Hams friends In the senate were
plainly taken Off their guard The
plan was very adroitly arranged. A
panied look appeared on the face OF
senator Mcintosh as he arose To- an
nnuncc that the senate committee
on committees might be ready To re-
he committee smiled when he made
that announcement. because they
knew that even though the report
might be ready. there was little like
ilhood that It would be ready until
he new governor In sworn In. so
Senator Mcintosh moved to amend
The motion by substituting adjourn.
mcnt under the rules. which would
have called thu senate back into SEES
SION tomorrow morning That
started the argument and finally.
when senator Mclpto-h saw the
trend he withdrew his amendment
and there will be no sessions OF the
senate until just before the admits
uatiOn's change
Placed on File.
These appointments over which
tho strain IN relations between GOV
.rnor Williams and Governor Elect
Robertson has become more taut,
figured again In the football tactics
which have characterized the whole
matter when chester Mestfall, the
governors secretary, appeared In
thc senate chamber this morning
bearing communication from the
governor. accompanied by the list
OF appointments They were re
veived by the Stcretpry OF tho sen
ate and PLACED on file.
Then II became known that the
appointments had previously been
turned over informally TO e, G..
Chllders, secretary of tho senate.
Nh9 failed 10 hand them over to
lieutenant Governor Trap, when
mis- became known To Governor
williams, he had MIA secretary get
INN Nl.a - "a
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10
anna, arkansas. Bank
Is Robbed BY Four Men

b.,I SMITH, Ark, Jan. s.--Thc
1' Anna. % miles east OF here.
irss 'opp"d " n quantity OF war saw
f,n, ~dnps and other securities by
the v,uv1,n who used explosives on
inn, ault early this morning. The
NOT ,ault tontmnlng cash. was
,frleb,ahsd by the men, who we've
ana .en or by the town marshal
IN A, mnnan. The men escaped
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10
WIRE BRIEFS.
TURK MUST LAY
DOWN ARMS At MEDINA.

LONsON. Jan . The allios have
notified Turkey that unless the airk.
ish force at Medina lays down itH
arms Immediately the forts at the
Dardaneiles will be destroyed
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10

NI,W YORK, jan. O.-tn'rss
railroads ,nn bring food into New
York by roundabout routes. the
hunger point may be rrarhcd with
In ~ hours and the lives % thou
sands imIcrtici M the result ~ the
marine workers strike which tied
up virtually all traffic In the har-
bor today. nc,ouiinr ,o u statement
tonight from the office of \. ".
Smith. regional railroad dircrtor.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10
Ydnk Soldiers Burn
Village OfkdHSh:
Ruins Are Occupied

w Tho 'so .aiei Press
huii\\'I L., Tuesday. Jan. Z,
Activities were renewed h, the
American and nlll-d fur,,'- on the
kndish fruut ,r-,crh,,. N~or,iing
to ,n~'mplc,c rrirri- Ia head.
quarters here the ,mcrirans
burned th" village ~ knii-h. ~.
iir,si from I, ana then went fur
ward and rovuplrd the ruins.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10
WEST VIRGINIA
tOR PItOHJBIrION.

CHARLESTON. W Va. Ian ..
The West Virginia legislature today
completed lts ratification of the fed
crul prohihtion amendment
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10
REPORT REDS LOSING
Latest Dispatches Indi-
cate Government Re-
taihs, Upper Hand.
HEAVY FIGHTING CONTINUES
Berlin Is Scene of Much
Bloodshed; Troops Ar
rive Quickly.

AMSTERDAM Jan. . a state Of
Siege has been proclaimed IN Berlin.
according 10 "a lato dispatch from
that city.
Tho proclamation probably Was
made by tho Ebert government,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10
REPUBLICANS SURE
OF VICTORY IN 1920
NatIonni Committcc Gathers for n
1--we Feast In Chtago1-licars
Optimistic Ncporta
HONOR FORMER PRESIDENT
Resolutions for Roo-r,clt Are IA IL,
AdoWcsi--I'o-sibic Candidates
the subject of GOsslp.

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va" oous ",S',o'''' elcc,lohh laN' 80
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W" 'n'S e','i"H N""h ivy W.
wa. 1871 '' .,u',"'1h Nu'''Nh ~ 'h' mex
'"' u'''''"h.
tnRsiidair- Discussed.
Although Chairmun Wan A. HAYS
declared any -discnsslon OF r,ndi
dates FOR pr,sident w,.rr premu,irc
the Marty lenders tn pr.liutln,tv nud
Informal conference tonight an.
cussrd uroh,blr ,tndidntrs ur1 -
sues Among tho names mcutinu.d
Tn the gpssin were den John
pershing' Gen. Leonard WooJ Sen.
uto, IIcnrv g,bot Indsa az N,s.,
chusetts s.nntor Alhe,i "A tuututns
Of Iowa x.n,tor p - ,,,ox p
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IIardlny OF oh. Tnrmcr p,.std,r,
William II Tan of pbio lenntnr
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Frank q. I1wden of uIinois formcr
Goy. Chnrle, \ Whitnnr ar SOU
York Scnntot' -,ohn ~ Weeks of
Maauchus.tts
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10

-
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pu"ho ou''o'ns W A,er''n ANA thou-
sands OF government troops are stilt'
entering tho capital
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in n,,,,,'.','. nur, wno srnus tnIs
"uis, -. . vssn nss,en anI 'hat
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.a't
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p''p'n W n ","nesuay ~ otde'
WV ''''"'S ot 'ne pro-
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,uul" w "'a'p ~ tne tn. n.IhohS W
,,'' w uVNc ss"nS' hethh ana
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az % sae " s,os", " " added
WV y" no.l.ren W. hcrln fhe spar
,aoInH ,s oo"'rol the fallt"nds near
"''"h'
iNitlS, jan y. The Ehcrt-Shicd-
"nhhh government IN Germany has
been overturned, tho extremists hay
ing gained the upper hand In Hrrlln
huer sanguinaty fighting. according
10 IN" latest German advices re
r"ived here.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10
GERMAN CAPITAL IS IN STATE or STEG]
WEATHER REPORT.

TULSA, Jan Maximum "a
minimum al north ~,nd, and tlsaf
OkLAHOMN iti1ay tar. warner
Satufday fap
LOUISIANA IrdAy far .rot
much Change In Temperature SamAa,
fair somrw hat warner in north DOR
tion
ARK ANSAS Friday aud Saturday.
fAis slosy lGsns te-mpeta'urr
EAsr TtyNs AND ME,sr TTNAs
Friday fair warmer In north portion d.
saturday fair
hANsAk Fair FtiIa, aud 2atbf
day w.fmsY ft1ss,
pALIAp or THE COMMON cay
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10

u IIn tss1Usisd Press
EtIllN. Tuesday Jtu War
ln Urfnu tu rrstut' order D. threat.
.ur1 bN IttoH.. according 60
sporh mad" today iu the Rayurian
chamber ot icputlc. IN Munich by
llcrr Aucr, the minister OF The N
terror.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-10

WARRINGTON, Jan s.--No ad.s
Vices had reached tho state depart
rnsnt today concerning the fall Of
the scheidemann-E -Ebert government
or any other late dsveIopm sntk In
Berlin. ~
The evening world., 1919-03-28
ENRIGHT SHELVES ANOTHER UNCONGENIAL.

SHE demOOn of Police Inspector Frank Morris Of the Fifth
Inspection District to the rank Of Captain and his assignment
to the Richmond Hill Station another hghhanded
the part Of Police Commissioner Enrght for which
p6icial explanation is offered
Morris has been thirhree years the force and made
ereen record for efficient dealing with gamblers and Black Hand
under Commissioners Bingham, Waldo and Woods
The reduction Of Morris at this me which reduces his pension
retirement To that Of Captain appears the face Of to nave
BEEN decided upon in order that Commissioner Enrgh might d
nate Inspector Thomas " Underh for the the
District which looked upon "swe assignment" because it u
nudes the fashionable part Of Fifth Avenue.
Commissioner Enrght think enough time has elapsed
nos the demoon Of Inspector Cogan to make safe 60
With ~the programme"
Meanwhile Mr. Hearss American has explained and defended
st advance harmony and
In police administration Commissioner Enrght must have only aides
who understand and indorse his policies.
What is there in those policies that makes impossible
tried and efficient police officials like Cosgan carrying
them out?
Moreover how does happen that both these denoted Inspectors
who adudgd unworthy cooperate with the Enrght admins
aon police experts Of long experience who have special
reputation for their successful campaigns against gambling and vice.
What these Enright policies that require the elimination ror,
high positions the Police Force of after known heretofore
honest and exceptionally competent public servants?
The evening world., 1919-03-28

whether ar OFT
You n
viii keep the muscles vanity
and glowng
Why do old than men?
Shushi
Simply and solely
He lose his wastline his tophar his back
But his faith in his fatal scnatonhis
that nothing but his him
Juan
young heart perfectly right,
While counting wrinkles
around for a and a magic face
He Of pursuing Irritation, record golL
teres, a girl
enthusiasm wake his browsing vanity.
revive
little youth love
times ou o with youh
Everybody will offer a eternal youth.
The advertisements will tell that II in bottle.
The beauty specialists offer It n a
health will II TO in set OF exercises
diet and system Of massage
will hand 1t to in a book.
But listen!
Here the only infale
ing postage"
Keen yourV up
Keen yours oiled and gowing
roller OF matrmony middle
OF out into a nonenuty!
~whatstheuse" sensation rush out and
a a enthusiasm
And find somebody will Hater without
stnt
Most women starvation the vanity and atrophy
Of seteseem
Ponce de world to hnd eternal youth
have found right in his own heart!
youa aref feeling tired and base and dull
And would like to be young and radiant
SPRlNGand time TO take your VANITY
SOMEBODY loves you-and "how wonderful s-e
The evening world., 1919-03-28

Exnerience shows me that there ID
an eternal feud between statesmen anu
sales managers. 1 have been saies-
nan and / have been a sales mahaee'.
Further, / have received humorous Vi
letters from statesmen. at various
times, complaining OF the treatment
accorded them by sales managers
One particularly vindictiVe letter
from w. L. D., says: "Seventy-iN
per cent Of sales managers don't kno"
the first rudiments OF selling goods
They are In their positions through
null or relationship and have never
had any road experience. They nave
ruined more good prospective sales
men, through writing their fool let
ters, than they have ever developed
This because they were not convers-
ant with the conditions the salesman
was UP against. No salesman can
make a killing every trip, but these
sales managers are seemingly OF that
opinion. They seem TO think they
must drive their men all the time
The good Lord knows a salesman
feels blue enough II things are not
breaking right without the sales
manager handing him a line OF get
busy talk. A man you have to drive
is no good. anyway 30 why waste
time writing letters?"
OF course, what w. l.. d. says Is
not strictly true. But have received
so many letters somewhat along the
same line that-well. where there's 50
much smoke there must be some
fire.
The first sales managers Job I ever
held down l had 20 go out on the
road for three months and get IA
millar with the line before was al
lowed a chance at the mahogany
desk. Previous to that, mad had sew
eral years experience as a salesman.
When | later went with another firm
they insisted that l go out on the
road for six weeks FIRST TO learn
actual field conditions. The average
sales manager is a veteran salesman.
Otherwise he would never be allowed
to direct the efforts of other men.
That disposes of w. L. DIS oonten-
ton that sales managers have had
no actual experience.
Now comes the important part. A
great many men, when they graduate
into the sales manager class, forget
that they were once salesman them
selves. In their self sufiiciency. they
rather look down upon the salesman
The evening world., 1919-03-28
How to Be a Better Salesman
and Earn Bigger Pay

This, naturally. is all wrong. This
class OF sales manager says 70 his
men, Now, you do so and co." Tho
really successful sales manager says.
, WE'LL do so and So" He makes
himself a party TO the task. And
statesmen will swear by him--instead
OF at him.
I remember once when I was sell
ing a speciality hne. The sales man
ager would write me letters every
day or so, saying: ''why don't you
get more business? Hurry upi Pro-
duce!" I didn't stay with that arm
long. was doing the best could
and the letters got on my nerves.
Another time was working with a
| different Arm. The sales manager
would write me like this: we ap-
preciate your efforts and we want
you to know you have a permanent
position with u.s." And / would 20
out and break my neck for that
firm.
The average salesman needs ap-
probation, not flashing all the time.
He'll work his head OF for a firm
which seems to appreciate what he Is
doing. rhe firm which Is always
crowding him win soon ind itsslf
"out of luck"
On the other hand, the average sales
man needs TO be encouraged-boosted
along-at times. One of the best sales
managers j ever knew used to send
bulletins to his men telling them what
other salemen were doing. This pro-
vided an inoffensive spur. because a
salesman would say to himself. "Tf
Smith can do 1t. I can. He's no bOttsr
man than / am"
Sales managers think they must
make a showing, But they are wrong
when they think they can make such
showing by driving their men. The
| average salesman viii do the best he
can every time. He needs instruction
and encouragement-not driving and
criticism.
America could read these lines The
salesman would be benefited and so
would business generally
The salesman Is TO blame II he
thinks the sales manager is not an ex-
perienced salesman. The sales man
| ager Is to blame II he attempts to
drivS-his men instead Of leading them
and teaching them.
There are many instances OF failure
TO cooperate with the salesman IN the
| field. This is due mostly TO wrong
| office methods. II is not the result
of malicious intent But | would be
glad TO hear from statesmen In the
field, with definite instances offailure,
to cooperate properly. We may be
able to discover some basic faults OF
sales managers. and benefit the whole
selling profession thereby.
The evening world., 1919-03-28
The Jarr Family By Roy L. MecaLdeI!

said Mr.. Jarr. II think it's only a
false alarm. We may have cold
Weather tomorrow. I'll believe it's
pring when l see the indications
And he went home.
Look out, therel" cried Mrs. Jarr
as he entered the door, "the floors
Just been scrubbed. And don't put
your hand on the woodwork. It's just
been painted"
Spring cleaning, eh?" asked Mr.
Jarr. II was telling Rangle and
Gu-another friend (and the grouches
wouldn't believe mel that the winter
will soon be over. Give us a kiss.
Kid! Cherries will soon be ripe."
The evening world., 1919-03-28
SOMETHING TO SHOW FOR THE COST.

4 BRITISH financial writer Edgar Crammond, estimates the
"a total cost Of the including indirect losses, $260O0O
100000. In 1916 the Department Of Commerce reckoned
the total national wealth the United States approximately
Accepting Mr. CrammOnds figures somewhere
near the truth the has consumed than
value Of all property in the United States three years ago.
Distributed may be- destruction this colossal unprcce
dented scale could not fail to shake the civilized world this
twentieth century the earthquake bad is going to be
catastrophe hundred years ago convuson scale
might have been enough to leave than powerful nation
isolated, rretrevable ruin
But to-day that need hardly happen The decentralization
OF interests credit and commercial the immensely increased
productivity of labor through organization intelligence and command
Of machinery will bring the world through provided Bolshevm IS
not permitted its desperate and dsupve experiments
too far
The United States would be the last country deny that the
itself has made labor productive II intensified thrift
1t has cleared the for iree aer pursuit sharing of world
trade.
Upward Of quarter Of tron of dollars staggering total
OF damage Nevertheless strong courageous peoples It
only they resolve that it shall not have been in vain
Peace without League Of Nations guard peace as has never
before been guarded in human history would admission that
and millions Of lives had thrown away 20 Nd
purpose.
The evening world., 1919-03-28

The pale little man was standing OF
The counter at the back OF the baI
stretching netting over the mirror
with a gaudy artificial.lower here and
there to give 1t a touch OF color.
"Ah, Gus!" cried Mr.. Rangle jovi-
ally.
Come. fiji the cup and In tho fire Of spring
Your winter garments Of repentance fling
Il ain't throwing no garments in the
fire." said Gus, surlIly.
-lf you burn garments In the fur
made you choke yourself with the
smell OF burning clothes. But this
feller has broke three bottles and a
mixing glass as cost me"-
'Never mind" interrupted Mr.. Ran
gle. "Cheer upl Cherries will soon
be ripe!"
81 amt selling cherries" said Gus.
''What'll you fellers have7"
They stated what they'd have. and
Gus went back to experimenting the
draping OF the mirror.
81 don't see what you have a mir
ror for II you cover 1t with netting"
said Mr.. Jarr
mind your business!" said Gus
shortly. II gotta clean up for spring.
amt ]. even II / go out OF business
soony'
That's what I was telling Jarr,"
said Mr.. Rangle. Everybody should
be happy in the spring"
Everybody should be happy in the
winter. too" said Gus. But nobody
amt. Fellers as Is happy is only
fooling themselves"
That's what I've been telling him, y
The evening world., 1919-03-28

sore. but his preverse nature gets the
best Of him and he grins.
Well, about the fishing he says.
One time l caught a fish so big 1t
like TO drownded me-"
why don't you try to catch a
bigger oneT l ask. slipping him the
baby stare of innocents.
HE muffs 1t complete. Tn going
to-. he tells me. Some day I'm GO
ing to catch a FISH so big 1t will be
a duplicate OF me-
IA great big suckerT suggest
THAT one sure did rag him. He
scowls like as IL somebody had asked
him to kiss the Kaiser.
"'Say.' he says, now on the level,
did you ever fsh in your life2
"'Ever see the aquarium ask.
"'Surel'
"'My second cousin runs IT.
'NOt course. It was a pure frabricka-
tion but 1t brings the desired effect
"'Oh, then you ought TO know some
thing about fsh.' he says. Well, get
me my beans
II fetch the beans and he eats 'em.
Then he gets bit funny.
III you know so much about fish.
he says, what's a goofus fish7'
"'Do you known ask.
"-Sure!'
"4Then what you asking me for?
says.
We'll. boy. I wisht you could a
got his look. He turns a pretty pur-
pie and beats It from the place.
had met the enemy and vanished
him"
rs there such a thing as a goofus
fish7' asked the Friendly Patron.
You got me-" replied Lucille. 81
know very little about members o.
the skinny tribe. Fact Is. / haven
never met many Of EN- socially"