Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-18


YOU win tsqueath It to others.
world @oa hass naH s,s sSGon 10 T.
picks tong ago. Whatever happens II mieh,
be m worsyi heard of n fellow that was
reply Ills Vie @ae down MS one morning
ii had a horr6lc dream dream, the
dcri had me tied up in robe like a
~ nsck and he was ,a k mn me ' OF to hell
and there was no to help
! WHAT REAL GPPTiMIST
TOLD WIFE ABOUT DREAM
She said Good heavens. how could III"
lie sad. 1T might have been true.
90 50 1S Son1 20 to rioeSs every tine things
a DrSnt be ' H.. snanshai Rooster know
logs out Of Joint They hey msa 5hTS H a nii
got him W. before he could again. II
.hinvs. smile and iooh happys your best ST
friends wouldn't know you In u month from
,,,a You be like street barker gu. In In
"nna w sd.nsr vs f.ST stood on the
soap to the yaps that cam. round. and me
honor to oTer. for your con:iaeraG Atom the the
inest brand OF soap over made. A man
cake OF il. went home. took "a bath and
So, you cane have everything: you have
to divvy.
YOU CAN'T TELL. MANS
SIZE MY FUSS HE MAKES
-, Like fellow who was attending We'd
r,tn ;n,, and when they came to that point
,,nnyone present that knows any reason why
q" ho %od hS' e be hun n' spea na ns
or forever hold his peace"
jac Fellow @ih
shleI hs o nsrs pF1diGiq ,s
t !!n enough TO drown a rat and he said.
IL said. ..on what gronnd?"
.oHf. said. by gosh. 1 want that gal my
You can't tell a mans size by the fuss
he makes a frog makes more noise than
old dog; So Like a coiorsd i' fcllo low" got 20"
up to give =, his testimony. lie said. "Iroih-
in ter minutes than 1 can live in i've, '%''
y friend OF mine was out In Chau,auaua
, ,srv IL, an, and he was sTrsinirg The mys
axe pin and hde i, 6enc sfa d fSp say
and see It, It's marveious--thcrcs moth
'hfouEh person If child ef has S%R aiShf
!, r nr1 500 or a., hatpn you can look right
NO SYMPATHY GIVEN
TO THOSE WHO WON'T
,,s SO this this old negro stood there scratching
y Sls h hss an nnb he aid Say boss can
h" III ,,,s, man eats his dinner can you see
He lie . sni 10y. .lITes S.. SIR h., ,,,.
YOU Ys see s IT, "t" 60"
got f ns ' ShcE n9ss you ssPs tell where he
,i Eh, s anH yogns fellow listens to mo to-
BIZ. am handicapped: 1 am poor" Uh- huh
my cree, creed OF compassion has piousiy stood
TOT me Fellow who couldn't make good IL
But my sympathy ceases. all sympathy
For the lobster who wouldn't make good
You 60 home. my boy. and count ND the
n nn%St in oui history Of men who frept and
knocks left
tn the h,. names TO scinillate upon ths pages
inc e' sSs s,r. aan, ksfP Erans
Tom Tom, Ed Il train butcher on the Grand
o%ssufy dIdn, Fesp Dava Scr ta G shSep
all his daysi No! And so your obscurity
like ,hs csc Of Robert aS "rns ike ,hs
"a 51ii p, OF JT ha BunSan; like the dungeon
the lanyard OF Grant. the railplie OF
PEOPLE SOUGHT LINCOLN
FROM OUT WILDERNESS
a ae4ma". ie,,s Sst'G1 b sSG
ter ,n., mS%uss,rap than your nsishp"r. and al
w SH%HfA will ioq beat i've in The ne
and rap on your door"
I,ineo'n where the world viii never ind
humantaran fsarins.s sym l hsF soa
III mnsa ha OnE I s4n nnk homsIy saSni
MS checks uniii he looksi nike an inaian;
,m,m I'M ,,,,,I they gave him common work
working in y country store. For a home
they gave him log cabin In the Wilder
naS tor parents. common people. whose
hut while clerkinE In the country store
ne ne WAS solving probiems that were ever
loiing the tatboot no was solving prob
cams golden FUNDS In ,h whf f nS
up which he cianoered to the top: and
chance than he were sleeping OF drunk !
IN leather bed, Abraham Lincoln spread
little log cabin home and with a hickory
log for light and a hickory stick for n !
n ,ed T.. he solved problems fr%m Euclid !
and other great men. |
ST., The battle sEew hard. He used to bite
ms guess !ps "n IN n a away the tears and say.
1--WE WANT YOU ALL
TO WIN" SUNDAY SAYS
nil Na,ur. Would cheer hin and Wshn ngj
seem TO say. "Ahc. don't cash In. Don't |
give up and he'd buckle UP his old yarn
anyway"
They never knew how 1t happened. hut
one morning this sleepy dreamy drowsy
old world crawied out OF bed. rubbed its !
eyes and started on stili hunt for a |
new trail and II led out through the weeds |
e. log cabin in the wilderness. on tho
hii' among the trees and the world walked
tall. that the root fell on and the io, ~
among men. whore he lowered above ali
Human competitors
We waEt you all to win.