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The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1919-03-15
SALIVA, KANSAS.

Friends of Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest
Brown will regret to learn that their
daughter, Ernestine LaVeone, 5 years
of age, died Wednesday evening at
their home in South Dakota after a
months illness. The family brought
the remains to Salina Sunday after
noon. Mr.. and Mrs. Brown were for
merly residents of this city. Little
Ernestine is survived by two younger
brothers besides her parents....-.The
Senior Stewardess Board met at the
home of Mrs. John Sursher Wednes-
day afternoon and the Junior Steward
ess Board met at the home of Mrs.
E. w. French on Friday afternoon.
Refreshments were served by each
hostess---....Mrs. Rudolph Prin planned
and carried out a very pleasant birth
day surprise on her husband Monday
evening. All present reported a good
time. Hon. W. G.. Banks, special dep
uty of the American Woodmen, gave
an interesting lecture Monday even
ing at the A. M. E. Church basement.
That Mr.. Banks subject appealed to
many was shown by the large number
of persons present. He told the girls
how to get husbands and how TO keep
them after they get them. The lat
ter applied to already married couples.
While Mr.. Banks received new appli-
cants to the insurance company, he
is representing the Emergency Board
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1919-03-15
The STAR HAIR GROWER
A Wonderful Hair Dressing and Grower
1000 AGENTS WANTED

A Wonderful Hair Dressing and Grower
1000 AGENTS WANTED
Good money made. Want agents In
every city and village to sell the
STAR HAIR GROWER. This is .
wonderful preparation. Can be used
with or without Strengthening Irons.
Sells for Csc per box, one 25c box
will prove its value. Any person who
will use a Csc box will be convinced.
No matter what has failed to grow
your hair, just give the
STAR HAIR GROWER
a trial and you will be convinced.
Send Csc for full sized box.
II you wish to be an Agent send
$1.00 and we will send you a full
Supply that you can begin work at
once; also agents terms.
Send all money by Money Order to
THE STAR HAIR GROWER MGR.
Box s12 greensboro, N. C.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1919-03-15
JEFFERSON T MO.
By U. S. Grant Tayes.

Rev. Scruggs is out of the city.
Rev. ]. Coins, former pastor of the
Second Baptist church, is in the city
on business Cards have been issued
announcing the marriage of Mr.. Earl
Bolton and Miss Beedie Caldwell.
Give the reporter your news by call
ing 223 Blue Mr.. Teddy Cabelton
returned home from Kansas City. Mr..
b. Duncan returned from the army.
Mr.. Ollie King has returned home
the army The x. of P.'s and
Court of Calanthe will turn out Joint
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1919-03-15
LATHRoP.

Rev. S. d. Lowell began a revival
meeting last week and is assisted by
Mrs. Jones of Liberty ...,.,M Mrs. H. w.
Hicks and Mrs, George Brooks were
shopping in Cameron last week......Mr.
and Mrs. Blubin Lee are the happy
parents of a fine girl,.-...Mrs. Willard
Harden has been quite sick...~..Mrs.
Sandy Houston is sick......Mrs. Mary
Bogus and Miss Charity May Weston
went to Kansas City Tuesday...--..Mrs.
George Tillman received a letter from
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1919-03-15
NORBORNE. MO.

Mr.. Ohio Johnson has returned from
duties overseas Sc. Mrs, S. Reeves re.
ceived a letter and a card from her
husband, Mr.. Ray p. Reeves, that he
is in New York and is expecting a dis
charge o .... Miss Oneta Martin
from Carrollton was here visiting her
mother and friends 49,. Miss Brittle
Martin and Florence Irene Thompson
left this morning for Atchison, Kas.,
March TO-. Mr.. II. Carter, Mr.. II.
White, Mr.. A. Anderson and Mr.. H.
Thomas were here from Carrollton
attending our revival. -. Rev. Moten,
the evangelist, is conducting a series
of meetings at the A. NJ. f. Church.
A large audience attends each even
ing and much interest is being mani
tested. There have been eleven add,
tions TO the church. DR.. Moten is an
excellent speaker and a man possess
ing a fine personality e. Prof. Howe
visited our school this week. .... The
pupils and teachers of Douglass school
listened to an excellent address by
the Rev. DR.. Moten last Friday morn,
ing at general exercises. Rev. Silas
also gave an interesting talk.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1919-03-15
kAS,

Quite a number of people are on the
sick list at the present time. ... Mr..
and Mrs. Allen of PaXico are spending
a few days with her mother, Mrs. A.
Hall. The Bethel Club was enter
tanned by Mrs. w. A. Busch Thursday
afternoon. .... When in Manhattan go
to the Rock Island restaurant for a
good meal. 80. Mrs. NJ. Watson leaves
Saturday for Dunlap, Kans., to organ
ize the Ban of Mission. -. Several of
the 92d boys were entertained Thurs
day evening by Mrs. Carey ..... The
girls gave an elegant surprise party
at the home of Mrs. w. A. Busch
March 9TH in honor of Mr.. Douglass
Mason, it being his 18th birthday.
They spent a delightful evening play.
ing games and singing ... Mrs. Allen
left Monday for Oklahoma to visit her
father. Rev. Ralston is home after
spending a few days out of the city. ..
Rev. Watson, who has been out OF the
city holding a revival, has returned
home.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1919-03-15
A. F. "a. M, Missouri Jurisdiction
Officers-1e1o.

OtftcerS-1919.
w. W. Fields, Cameron, Mo-, Grand
Master.
c. c. Clark, st. Louis, Mo, Dep.
Grand Master.
Ernest Boone, Louisiana, Mo-, Sem
Tor Grand Warden.
I. H. Bradbury, st. Louis, No, Jun
ior Grand Warden.
H. H. Walker, st. Joseph, Mo, Grand
Treasurer.
George w. K. Love, Kansas City,
Grand Secretary.
Nelson c. Crews, Kansas City, Re-
lief Secretary.
E. C. Lacey, Kansas City, C. L. LIST
District.
E. J. Cooper, Mexico, No, C. L., I'd
District.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1919-03-15
MASONIC BUILDING ASSOCIATION
chuRch pIREcroRX-

Blue Valley Baptist Church, 1l20 Crystal.
brentwood BapLlst Church, 18th and
Terrace.
Clark Chapel M. E. Church. 1864 Madi-
con Avenue,
Betnsl A. M. E. Church. gath and Flora.
st. Stephens Baptist Church, 6O4 Char
,Otte 81.
Centennial N. e. Church. 18th and
Woodland.
Second Baptist Church, 10th and Char
lOtte.
Allen Chapel A NJ. 3. Church. 10th and
Charlotte.
EbenezeI A. Nj E. Church. 18th and
tracy.
81. August'ne's P. E. Church, 18th and
rrCost Avenue.
st Johns =. Nj. E. Church, 174s Belle
dew.
Seventh Day Adventist, 2Sd and Wood
and.
ST. Monica's Catholic, 18th and Lydia.
Vine st. Baptist Church, 1895 1 st.
Ward Chapel A M. z. Church, 18th and
Woodland Ave.
Morning star Baptist Church, 2sl1 Vine.
Highland Avenue Baptist Church, I'LL
Highland.
st. James A. M. 4. Zion Church, 1898
Woodland Ave.
Second Christian Church. i4th and
Woodland.
Friendship Baptist Church. Seventeenth
{. NJ. Z. Church. 1877 Flora Ave.
st James Baptist Church, 4039 all St.
st. Luke's A. NJ. K. Ghurch, 43rd n
prospect Place.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1919-03-15
OFFICERS OF GRAND CHAPTER,
r. A, M.

Missouri and Jurisdiction, 1919.
T. G. McCampbell, G. H. P, Quin-
daro, Kans.
A. L. Thomas, D. G. H. P, Jeffer.
son City, Mo.
J. P. Moffett, G. King, Sedalia, Mo.
S. A. May, G.. Scribe, st. Louis, Mo.
Charles Griggshy, G. Treas, Liberty,
Mo.
E. S. Baker, G. Secretary, Kansas
City, Mo.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1919-03-15
OFFICERS OF GRAND COMMAND
cry, X. T.
Missouri and Jurisdiction,
191S-1919.

Jos. H. Sherwood, R.E.G.C., st. Paul,
MINI.
G. Washington Lewis, D.E.G.C., st.
Louis, Mo.
C. Brasfield, EGG, Kansas City,
Mo.
B. F. Graves, EGG, General, St.
Joseph, Mo.
Thomas A. Marshall, E.G.S.W., st.
Louis, Mo.
VIM. Lamb, E.G.J.W., Kansas City,
Nc.
w. A. Ashley, E.G., Prelate, st.
Louis, Mo.
J. H. Kenner, E.G., Treasurer, Mar
shall, Mo.
Robt. A. James, E.G., Sentinel, st.
Louis, Mo.
James T. Conner, E.G., Recorder,
st. Louis, Mo.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1919-03-15
KANSAS CITY. KAN. CHURCHES.

NNNSNS CIV. KAN CHURCHES.
Church of the Ascension Episcopal
Third and Stewart. Kansas City, Kans.
First A. NJ. 2 Church, Sth and Neb.
Eighth st. Baptist Church. sth and
oakland.
Metropolitan Baptist Church, sth and
Washington.
Bethel A. NJ p. Church. Water and
steward Streets.
St Paul A. n n. Church, 11st and
Ruby.
First Baptist Church, 9Th and Neb.
King Solomon Baptist Church. 3rd and
State.
pImdaro A. Nj. o. Church, Quindaro.
Pleasant Valley Baptist Church, Rose
aaie. Kan.
NJ. e Church, 9Th and Oakland.
Second Baptist Church, gath and ruby.
Wesley Chapel M. T., 106 Shawnee.
Bethel A. NJ Q. Church. Rosedale- Kan.
Tabernacle Baptist Church, 760 Muncle
Bivd.. Armstrong. RAns. Rev. d. Nor
Heet. paStor.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1919-03-15
BACK AGAIN.

Mr.. J.. T. Black, pioneer in
Auto Livery, announces that he
is again serving the public. Safe
ty in service is his motto.
Call Bell phone East 5131, or
residence phone East 600.
Trench and camp., 1919-05-22
HONOR NOBLE NURSES! f!

A wounded man of the A. EFF.
3 the Base Hospital in Camp
Ieade suggests in this issue Of
rench and Camp that the
american people pay special
honor to the nurses who have
served in this war by having a
mammoth parade in their honor
n one Of the large cities.
n has been suggested that the
proper place to hold such a pa
Irade would be in the city of
ashington, the beautiful capi-
tal oAthe country.
Conaing from a man who has
blcd for his countrymen... the
suggeStion has unusual force,
and should be carried into exc
eytioH without unnecessary de-
Ihe.nurses who have been in
France and in this country,
'sking their lives in many cases
at others might live, deserve
this consideration. Theirs has
been an linselish devotion, as is
Inc nerhlly the part of woman;
theirsethe sort Of courage that
makes men fight the harder for
deals; theirs the sort of triumph
over difficulties which make
heir brothers struggle to outdo
Them. r
There has been no contribu-
Ion to the success of. the war
more fAf-reaching and effective
~ q moral and physical way
fl1an the work Of the nurses who
aveK the, soothing touch to
eger0A brows."
They have. their casualty list,
too, Which will make mems
heart sad when they think of
Il Is a noble record.
The wounded hero adds that
le nurses Should not hike"
Int ride il comfort and enjoy
Tie plAddits of the people. May
lis boys wish come true!
$
Trench and camp., 1919-05-22
NEW YORK YANKEE PITCHER
THIRD LIEUTENANT IN A. E. F.
Walter Smallwood In Great Shape for Base
Ball Lauds Col. II. L. Landers and Boys
of 79th's Artillery and Infantry.

ders of the S10th, who carried out his
promise to take care of Walter"
when they reached France. SmallWood
had gone to the fourth training camp
in Meade and the colonel asked him
to return to his battery as first ser
geant, promising to see that his abil-
ity was recognized on the field.
Pitched Ball in France.
Smallwood did a lot of pitching in
France and came back in good trim.
He pitched a nine-inning game in
February and declares that he never
felt better in his life. He is twenty
five years old.
Incidentally, Smallwood is pleased
with the reception he got from Col.
Jacob Rupert, owner of the New
York club, who served as colonel of
engineers in France. "He was delight
ed to have me back" said Walter.
"and gave me a fine contract with the
team He was pleased to have me and
Pitcher McGraw among the first in
Army uniform on the team"
Smallwood pitched several seasons
in the international League and was
signed by the Yankees in the season
of 1917. His home is in Newark, N. j.,
his wife coming from that city. He
is a native of Highland. Howard
county, Md.
Trench and camp., 1919-05-22
Company B.

s lT5 the tune Of They Go Wild.'D -,
IxVh'fe Wild bunch Of Tanks, Company b;
the 0eiana we crossed the sea.
AAe rGst camps We were at
36eAk was mostly fat. .s..
EfIs coAlte was awful; the smell would knock
yea aat.
6 our tanks. where We thought we would
ahIne.
Kith 6NF wheelbarrows we were 6rst In line.
as arillp and hikes have done good,
kew we've ct to carry wood
1ys'fe Wild bunch of tanks. Company b.
By A TANKER.
Trench and camp., 1919-05-22
RAsrUs ON THE DRAFT.
By NJ. BOllstron. sergeant Tank CORPS.

BY M. BOlAstr0Ms SeRBeAmt F~nA OOfpSs
'Dis hya milyumtary sistern sho
nun am powful complekshunned,"
said Rastus, shaking his head as IL
doubtful of its purport or advan-
tages. "Dey done said hit was seden-
tary foh de punctionment OBJ de germ
man. All done heerd powful much
erbout de germans in milk an in
meat an in aigs an. Odder provis-
ionals, but dat dere was a hole ma
tion OBJ hit or dem or what ebber dey
is, dat done defects me right smaht
strangesum. .f
"An hyah dey dun 'spects to feed
'em some rostrum foh to cuh-all dis
national confiicshun OBJ de germ man.
Wen dey gibbs a dymmistick beast a
portenshun. foh de collie or sum such
nudder allyments. dey dun goes to
de inveterate doctors an gifts de poor
critters a. draft OBJ sum- -decocshun
made from alimony butter an right
smaht oh bit rossum an lawdy
knows all. - - stf4
An fey dun ramify an discohs dat
de draft would be bes' foht ALI de body
peliiwogs de germ man was COM
fiictei with. sss- ~. -
ssyNeal, aeN dnn, apectoTate on. show-l
gum de outeonte Oh de- sdpafk would
Trench and camp., 1919-05-22
D DoTT1NGs.

Old faces are beginning to look
scarce
Private Austin hasn't lost the old
touch on the piano. His daily practice
IL keeping him in the same trim as
when he was playing with the Palm
Beach Sextet at the Royal Poncianna
Hotel, in Florida, before the war
Chef Taylor gets stouter every
day-on his own cooking at that.
Maryland" Jones is the three-nn-
gered marvef of the 417th pitching
STAFF. He gives them three bases If
they hit a foul. =.
Up to the time when the camp base
ball league broke up the 417th Labor
Battalion had won three games and
lost none. Some record! Working
must be good training.
Secretary Wright drops down from
CC-2 to the d Hut stan. He's all
right. -,
Sergt. Maj. Evans of the 417th was
formerly in the 25th Infantry, a regu-
. lar outfit. During the war he was
top sergeant of Company l., 368th In
fantry, which received it's preliminary
training at this camp. He longs for
Brakeley has learned some new
pieces on the piano. He is getting
ready for the movies, when he keeps
the boys in good spirits jazxing while
the villain is running away with the
heroine.
Chaplain Shirley of the 417th is fast
working into the hearts of his men.
They recognize the fact that he is one
of the boys, and they share their joys
and sorrows with him. His sermon on
Mothers day will not soon be forgot
ten by the more than 100 men who
heard 1t.
There is certainly one call dear to
the hearts of these boys-mess cali
secretaries included.
Trench and camp., 1919-05-22

be. An den dey argyfys propOs an
contros in de alluviatin' press oh de
lam, an dey constitutes rebaytin'
clubs at ebbery foh cohnahs an
aroun' ebbery spitox in all de coun-
try stohs oh de lam. But aftah while,
hyah out comes Marse Wilson, pressy-
dent OBJ desc Woodroed States oh
de Union, an. says he, dat ebbery
man must. get in de draft, or he
wo'thy to hab de Stahs an Stripes
wroppt 'roun' his carcais wen de
time comes to pen his obblitteraries.
An powful howdidoo dun ross up in
all de lam, an" most ebbery body dun
tried to invince ebry body else dat
ebry body else otto be in de draft.
But all dun got clean scairt OBJ bein'
talked into gettin' in de draft, ,foh
ah was allwys full OBJ de chills an.
dun aucshun me to be in de draft no
mo-.
"Ah jes' natchly was beyond de de-
fects OBJ de draft, ma ole wommen
dun tole me, but ah dun b'lieve man
d0ctah. an he dun tor me dat age
had no alluviatin' effects ON de re-
suits OBJ sbein' put in de draft. Dat
was wen ah had ma las spasm oh de
aiger, wen de win dun whine throo
0e cracks dat had been unchinked to
had.
Ah was that scairt OBJ de draft dat
an dun gone an iillistened. :, some
one dun tole NAH. boy Jim dat hit
would be de sure cure .foh all drafts.
An dat sure was, some cure foh
de draft. Lawsy, yes! Ah dun gone
70 de indiscreet bohd OBJ mah town
sniD' an dey done tole me-"
Trench and camp., 1919-05-22

Bollstrom Of the Brooms! !

Swish! Swish!! Swish!!!
bethought me a cyclone was COM
ing and looked for shelter! / entered q
barrack, the nearest one was passing.
and sight met my eyes that made me
forget that I had just striven to find
shelter against a storm that seemed
to me coming knew not whence.
There he was, that Bollstrom Of the
brooms
An eagles eye nor a microscope
could not better search out their
special objects better than did he the
dirt.
And conjured up in my mind, as
l saw him there, intent upon his task
to make the dust ny (settle would be
better word) how a broom brigade
would act under military drill. se
could see him, in my mind at least,
giving the command: Present broons!
Shoulder, brooms! Port. brooms. Ten
shun! Open order, March,! Brooms
Brooms, broons r"
Brooms to the right of me, brooms
to the left of me, swiss. swashed and
sundered, the Aim of dirt and dust
on the barrack floor. s-
And the detachment of thirty odd
broom artists attacked the enemy
with a zest that i'll bespeaks tthe
charge that they are prone to go A.
w. o. L., for thAy really put as much
enthusiasm into their action as a
doughboy would hunting the kaiser.
At least it looked that way;
And well they may, for a hard task
master on difty barracks is Bolstrom.
Perhaps he does push the battle little
too hard, but he claims. that keeping
everlastingly at it is alone and the
only solution to have dirtless peace.
So he will have no truce with it..
Nor armistice, nor treaties. 1t is an
unending vigilance he must keep, but
it tells in the appearance of the bar
racks.
Long since had I forgotten that 1
rushed into the barrack to take harbor
from the seeming storm, only to find
myself in the midst of the only storm
that was in the making, but my visit
was so engrossingly of interest that
one of the other secretaries verify
sent out a scouting party. or was
about to do so, to ascertain my
whereabouts, just as returned TO the
hut.
Trench and camp., 1919-05-22
Praises Doughboys.
Diary of Samuel Pepys, Jr., of J
Hut.

May S-Up and around to j Hut,
where 1 chatted with the secretaries.
Learned today that more tankers
would arrive in a day or two. Verify
this pleased me much, as had several
good friends in the 304th Battalion.
Learning that we had fish for dinner,
wandered to the canteen, where / par
took of pie 10 mode. Then back to
the hut, where we had a merry time
boxing and wrestling.
May 10-Awoke to find the rain
pattering on the roof. Truly it hath
a goodly sound early in the morning.
Blest the powers that be for the rain,
inspection being called off. So hack
to bed. where / soon was in the land
Of dreams. Awoke again to find that
I had slept in my own bunk, which
fact taketh away the pleasure of the
much basket ball. In the evening
enjoyed seeing Viola Dana in The
Parisienne Tigress," which pleased me
greatly. -
May II Lords day)-Awoke to find
Camp Franklin again full of men.
that coffee and sandwiches Were
being donated by the Y. M. c. A.
Being a good soldier, fell in line and
partook freely of the goodly lunch.
Methinks DR.. Harbold and Messrs.
Voorhees,. Duncan & Co. does appear
the eve were the "impromptu" aprons
Verify, Necessity is the mother of
invention, So to the hut, where Chap
lain Macarthur pleased large audi
ence with his sermon. In the after
noon many were the visitors in camp
thereof. Evening-Secretary Baker
spoke wisely to another large au-
dience.
May 12-Early to Hut. where 1
mingled with the merry throng. 1t
doth appear quite evident that ] Hut
is scene of many activities Waited
two hours until checkerboard was
vacated, whereupon I was called upon
to uphold my reputation. In the
afternoon a game of base ball held
my attention. Much rivalry between
the two teams. The game endeth
rather suddenly when the catcher re-
ceived bali on the end of his nasal
organ. Verify, there was weeping and
gnashing of teeth! In the evening
an entertainment was staged by ''Ye
Concert Party" The comedy caused
much mirth and laughter. OR to bed
to await another day.
May 13-Another day and another
dollar earned. Early to the hut, where
I stOppeth and gazed upon the many
activities. Many games. of Quoits were
taking place in front, while in. the
rear a base ball game was evident.
The basket ball court was likewise
crowded. So all day we amused our
selves. In the evening we listened to
a lecture on government insurance.
May 14-Went to the hut where
learned that friends Lee and Boil
strom were the proud possessors OF
sergeant's chevrons. Lee claimeth that
one week he doth receive a boil and
the next week sergeant's stripes. A
rough and fast game of basket ball
took place in the afternoon. In the
evening, movies-'The~ Polished Viii
lain"-great was the crowd, and
standing room only was. the order
soon.
Trench and camp., 1919-05-22
TANK T1NKERE
Was Il Worth Nf

Ahi What's the use o being sour about it9
1t takes q man TO stand the gan, know.
Where would yOu be, and what would be your
shoWT
Suppose the Hun had come across the water
And met y0n here, stead o. your goin' there
Privation would be yours-wOuld you mot
barter
All that you had to give, and call 1t fair3
Was It not worth It, to so stop the carnage
That not another buddie need have died7
What have you given, when you think what
Who through hero's death 10 glori6ed.
Let's take look at 1t. and use our reason.
Don't think you are alone In what you feel;
But don't you think your plant 10 out o
To grumble so? Then hearken this appeal.
Your Uncle Sam 10 not 20 bad q master.
Don't let that Hunnish argument creep in.
Inviting that too far must bring disaster;
What country 10 this you are living ini
John Hancock. In the Revolution,
Proclaimed, "For liberty, just take nay ALL"
How little 1t has cost us. the solution
How much 1t could have cost would take
Say, didn't We. now. honest, get out easy?
What would our prospects be had Huns
galore,
According to the kaisers fondest wishes,
A conquering horde, entaloned US the more.
Then could you have returned to your loved
hearthstOne,
Assured reasonable chance to live?
No? Well. you know that then our mortal
efforts
Exhausted must have been to tribute give,
Say, was 1t worth the little we have given,
Compared to what must do in q pinch?
6ay, let us hold that which to us was given
By those who died for US, nor budged an
inch!
We will not hold It fully unless cheerful,
And with less selfish men, we start anew
Upon the tasks whereby we may gain COM
forts, =. 49,.
Such as our vict'ry, bloOd-bought, makes our
due.
NJ BOLISTROM.
Trench and camp., 1919-05-22
"Bugler jim Enlists Again.

Jim Devore, an Italian by birth, who
lives in Cumberland. Nd. has enlisted
for the second time.
Jim was born in Sasra, Italy. He
came to America four years ago.
During the war he was in the serV-
ice for, twenty-eight months. He
served fourteen months of this time
overseas. For eight months he was
on the American front. While at the
front he received two very slight
wounds. .--.. -
Jim is a bugler and says he likes
to get thetbOys up in the morning.
Just ask the boys at IS" hut about
his strength. He has a chest expaa-
sion of ten inches, while aside from
this he can hold seven men on his
chest at one time.
Trench and camp., 1919-05-22
A Real Bond.

Hold that insurancei
Two OF three years from now
you may be trying to get . pol
icy, when you. marry. and you
viii have to pay nearly twice e
much as you do to the goyern-
ment s<sz
All things considered the fE
surance on. your life IL one Qk
the biggest GnAneia1 bthENt
which the government has male.
to you and four family for. year
: family for year services IN the
Trench and camp., 1919-05-22
The Right Word.
From the Philadelphia Ledger.

From the PhiladeIphia Ledger.
Capt. o. p. Beeman relates 81
amusing anecdote Of Britiah ofhcer
on whose expense voucher appeared
the words. Porter, sixpence. We
cannot pay for your driAks,@ retoF1-
ed the war office. 'It was man
hired to carry mK bag" explained the
will please use the term 'p0rtefaaxes
hereafter" But the ofEicer had fh6
last shot. when engage cabsman
am to say, 'cabbage'r he asked.