The Holly chieftain., 1919-02-06
copyrieht By irving BaeAelisr

horace DunKeIDerg. Iney were tne
conversational ornaments Of our home.
"As Mrs. Horace Dunkelberg says" or.
'as said to Mr.. Horace Dunkelberg,"
were phrases calculated to establish
ou: social standing. / supposed that
the world was peOpled by Joneses, Lin
coins. Humphrie.s and Dunkelbergs,
but mostly by Dunkelbergs. These lat
ter were very rich people who lived In
Canton village.
know. now, how dearly Aunt Deel
loved her brother and me. l must have
been a great trial to that woman of
fOrty unused to the pranks of chill
dren and the tender offices of a moth
er. Naturally I turned from her tc
, my Uncle Peabody us refuge and q
fondness. He had no knitting or sew
ing to do and when Uncle Peabody sat
in the house he gave all his time to
me and we weathered many a storm
together as we sat silently in his ia
vorite corner. of an evening, when l
| always went to sleep in his arms.
was seven years old when Uncle
PEABODY gave me the watermelon
seeds. l put one of them In my mouth
and bit 1t.
"It appears to me there's an awful
draft blowin' down your throat" said
Uncle Peabody. "You amt no busi-
ness eatin' melon seed"
"WhyT was my query.
"'Cause 1t was made to put in the
ground. Didn't you know It was aliveT"
"Aliver' l exclaimed.
"Alive." said he. "I'n show ye."
He put a number Of the seeds in
the ground and covered them. and
said that part of the garden should
be mine. watched 1t every day and
by and by two vines came up. One
sickened and died In dry weather. Un-
Gle Peabody said that l must water
the other every day. did it faith
fully and the vine throve.
1t was hard work, thought, to go
down into the garden, night and morn.
ing. with my little pail full of water,
but uncle said that should get my
pay when the melon was ripe. had
also to keep the wood Jox full and
feed the chickens. They were odlous
tasks. When ! asked Aunt Deel what
should get for doing them she an
swered quickly:
"Nospanks and bread and burter-
ayesl"
When 1 asked what were s'nospanks"
she told me that they were part Of
the wages of good child. was
better paid for my care of the water
melon vine, for its growth was mea-
sured with a string every day and kept
me interested. One morning found
| five blossoms on it. picked one and
carried 1t to Aunt Deel. Another
destroyed in the tragedy of catching
| humblebee which had crawled into
its cup. In due time three small mel
ons appeared. When they were as
big as baseball picked two of them.
One l tasted and threw away as
ran to the pump for relief. The other
l hurled ut dog on my way to
school.
my undivided affection. 1t grew In
size and reputation, and soon l
learned that a reputation Is about the
worst thing that watermelon can
acquire while 1t Is on the vine. in
vited everybody that came to the
house to go and see my watermelon.
They looked it over and said pleas
ant things about it. When l was
boy people used to treat children and
watermelons with like solicitude.
Both were a subject for jests and
produced similar reactions in the hu-
man countenance.
At last Uncle Peabody agreed with
me that it was about time to pick the
melon. decided to pick 1t immediate
ly after meeting on Sunday, SO that
l could give it to my aunt and uncle
ut dinner-time. When we got home
l ran for the garden. My feet and
those of our friends and neighbors
had literally worn path to the mel
on. In eager haste l got my little
wheelbarrow and ran with 1t to the
end Of that path. There found
nothing but broken vines The melon
had vanished. l ran back to the
house almost overcome by a feeling
of alarm, for I had thought long of
that hour of pride when l should
bring the melon and present 1t to my
aunt and uncle.
uncle Peabody" I shouted. "my
melon is gone"
well, van!" said he, somebody