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The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
PAT That Didn't Smell After Being
Dead For 3 Months.

81 swear it was dead at least three
MONTHS said James sykes bntche''
Westfeld, n. J. We saw TINS RAT eE,
efyday Put cake OF IA I-ol>'1f
behind a barrel Months later my
wife asked about the rat. Remem-
bered the barrel, looked behind 1t.
rbera was the rat-dead. not The
SLIGHTEST odor.' Three sizes. Csc. soc.
800 Sold and guaranteed by Sibert
Drug Store, DuRant Hardware Com
nany and O'Donneu & Co.-AdvI.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
SUMTER YOUTH
80 Is SELECTED
Samuel Sanders Selected 3.
Mann for Naval Academy

Washington. Nov 12.-Representa-
tive Mann today sent in the nomina-
ton of Samuel Sanders, Jr., Of Sumter,
for appointments as midshipman in
the United States Navy. Mr.. Sanders is
At present cadet at the Citadel and
should have no trouble in being able
to pass the entrance examination in
February and in June enter the United
States naval academy.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
TO HOLD CONFER
ENCE AT TILSIT
Commanders of Factions in Bal
tic States Invited

London. Nov. 13.-The Interallied
Commission to the Baltic States at its
first sitting at Koenigsberg it is learn
ed here, invited Colonel -Availoff Ber-
mendts, Chief Of Staff. and the Com
manders Of :..dependent detachmentS
to attend the discussion at Tilslt. The
commission has promised the officers
safe conducts.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
Small Farms for Sale.

The Chandler place within two miles
Of Sumter will be cut up into small
farms and sold within the next few
days. Two nice dwellings on farm.
D. C. Shaw.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
HOLD EXPOSITION
AT BRUSSELS
No German Exhibitors Will Be
Admitted

Brussels, Oct.9 14.-This city will
have an exposition April to p, next
wear. 1t is announced that German
exhibitors will l,ct be admitted. The
exhibitors will be limited to Allied
countries and neutrals.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
James Watson Says. "rH Never For
get When Fathers HcS,s Got
Cholera

One morning he found 20 hogs dead
and several sick. He called in the
Vet. who after dissecting rat caught
on the premises, decided that the ro-
dents had conveyed germs. Since
then | am never without RAT-SNAP.
IT'S the surest, quickest rat destroyer
know" Three sizes. csc, soc, s1.oG.
Sold and guaranteed by Sloert.s Orus
Store, DuRant Hardware Company
and O'Donnell & Company.-Advt.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
Remarkable Tattooina.

Perhaps the most extraordinary tat
tooing idea ever carried out was that
Of Il French coachman. who. at the
time Of the celebrated Dreyfus trial,
had his body covered with no rewer
than 12O Illustrations Of the case, In
Guiding portraits of the leading person
ages. The work occupied Hsarly two
years.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
MANY UNEMPIOY-
ED IN GERMANY
The Greater Number Are in the
Cities

Berlin, Oct. 16. approximately
$4,000 persons throughout Germany
are now drawing the unemployed
benefit insurance. says an official labor
bulletin. Since June, it is stated, the
number Of workless had gradually de-
creased, the largest proportion of them
being in the big cities. In Berlin they
average AZ to every 1000 of the popu-
lation
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
NINE OWNERS
.. y ACCEPT TERMS
Are Ready to Negotiate New
< :; Wage Scale

Washington, T.. c., Nov. 12.-Chair-
man Brewster o. the local coal oper-
aters scale committee. announced that
the mine owners had accepted Sec
rerary Wilson's Invitation to meet rep
resentatives Of the miners here Fri
day 10 negotiate new wage agree
p:entS.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
MINERS STILL IDLE

Chicago. Nov 13-Bituminous coal
miners throughout the country are
generally, showing dlsposltioh 70
await formal notification by their IN
mediate union officials OF the s'rlNe
recall. before returning 10 work. i>e
ports received here indicate that WORK
is being resumed in many fields. now
ever
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
THE VETS CARRY
ONLY ONE STATE
Close Victory Scored in the
Ohio Election

Columbus, Ohio, Nov. 12.-The fed
eral prohibition was defeated by Ohio
voters by a wet. majority OF 543, ac-
cording ito final official figures an
nounced late today by the secretary
of state The 275 beer proposal was
defeated by dry majority. Of 29,6e7;
the proposal to repeal state prohlbl-
ton defeated by dry majority OF
41,S49 and Crahbe state prohibition
enforcement act defeated by a wet
majority Of 26,S3S. The classification
tax amendment was defeated by IT,
141 majority.
America needs the Red cross-the
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
WRECKED IN THE
:. ENGLISH CHANNEL
Twelve Lives Lost When French
Bark Went Down

Dovar, Eng. Nov. 13.-Twelve lives
were lost when the French bark Rel-
bert was run Gown in the English
Channel off PorilAnd by the British
steamer Duneric Two survivors were
landed here.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
NO DEALING. WITH
THE BOLSHEVIKS
Lloyd George Denies That He
=. Sought to open Nego-
tiatienis

London, Nov. 13.-Premier Lloyd
George. declared m. the House of Com
mons today that no person. at any
time. On his behalf Or with his knowl-
edge had interviewed Bolsheviki rep
resentatixes to learn whether .negotia-
tons for peace might be opened.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
OUTBREAK IN
4 teeCALIFORNIA
Citizens Raid Headquarters of
s@s Communist Party

Oakland. Cal. Nov. PA crowd OF
citizens entered the headquarters OF
the Communist labor party here early
today and wrecked the interior Of the
place. obtaining large quantity OF
radical literature. The red figs and
the furniture were burned in the
streets by the mob.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
Cocoa a "Divine Plant"

Cocoa, from the leaves Of which CO.
caine is produced, was known among
the Incas as the divine plant long
before the western world was thought
of in the East.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
BAN PUT ON NUM-
TION SHIPMENTS
United States Trying to Cut Off
Shipments to Mexico

Washington. Nov. 13.-Efforts are
being made by the American govern
ment to prevent the shipment Of large
supplies Of arms and ammunition puf-
chased IN Europe by the Mexican gov
ernment.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
Mr.. p. LaDukc. Farmer. Says. "Yn,
Bet Rats Can Bite Through Metal.

Il had feed bins lined with Zinr
last year. rats got through pretty
soon. Was out SIS. A 81 pkg. o:
RAT-SNAP Killed SO many rats, tina.
I've never been without it since. Ou'
collie dog never touched RAT-SNAP.
You try it. Three sizes, 25c. soc. 81
Sold and guaranteed by Siberts Drug
Store, DuRant Hardware Company
and O'Donueu & Co.-Advt.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
A LADY in Chicago Telegraphs for Rat
SNAP. 49, ~

Read Mrs. Phillips wire: You
ellis Exterminator Co.. Westf1ela, y:
]. Rush So worth of RAT-SN-A AZ
Later rec'd following letter. RAT
SNAP arrived. It rid the house OF
rats in no; time. Just moved here
from Pa, where I used RAT-SNAP
with great results Three sizes, 25c.
soc, s1.0o. Sold and guaranteed by
Sibert's Drug Store. DuRant Hard
ware Company, and c'oonnen & Co.
-Adyt. -,
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
Th- Correct Word.

"Old Brown won't live long; he has
one foot in the CRATE already"
You mean one foot in the grave
"No-he's going to lie cremated."
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
PRINCE VISITS
THE PRESIDENT
The Next King of England Pays
Respect to President
Wilson

Washington. ID. c.. Nov l3.-The
Prince of Wales was today to visit
President Wilson and go to Mount
Vernon He decorated eighty Ameri-
can officers and enlisted men this
morning
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
In a Book Store.

Cutomer-Have you a book Of syno-
nyms?.
Green Clerk-I'll see, madame. (To
department head:) Do We carry Mr..
synonyms works?
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
GETTING 1t Straight.

'Does Cholly live on the avenues"
"No. ChoHy lives on his father, who
lives on the avenue"
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
Have Some Picked KeIp.

An addition le the deficatessen line
is picked keip. put UP in glass bottles,
1t is not only edible, but really deli
ofOuS
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
PEACE WITH
THE BOLSHEVIKl j
Esthonians Open Negotiations
with Russian Reds

Hels:ngforS. Nov. 13.-Peace neGo-
tjations between the ESthonians and
Eolsheviki began Sunday. Tie Lith-
uanians will not participate.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
Have Some Picked kelp.

An addition TO tie delicatessen line
is picked kelp put up in glass bottles,
1t is not only edible, but really deli
ciOus.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15
sa,ance wheel Activities.

The. balance wheel of an average
watch, makes goo vibrations every
minute, $4,000 each hour, 432, 2,060 in a
day or 157, 7,788,0O0 year.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15

Be regular American-join the
Red Cross.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15

America needs the Red Cross-the
Red Cross needs you.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15

Seattle, Wash Nov. 12.-"War to
the death is now on against the In
dustria! Workes.; of the World. Rob
ert c. Saunders. United States distrlc'
attorney declared here today. No fur
ther evidence than the Centralia mur-
aers is needed lie asserted. to pros
ecute all l. w. w. 20 the extent OF
the law
Seattle police today laided I. w. w
headquarters here. arrested three mor
and seized wha. they described as a
Ton of literature.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15

Washington. Nov. 12.-General Per-
shing tonight issued statement IN
which he said:
cit is a serious outrage that vet
Grams Of the world war. parading in
uniform in celebration Of our national
victory. should be Slot down in cold
blood As was dohc in Washington yes
terday.
TOO drastic measures cannot be
taken 10 rid our country Of the class
of criminals who inspire or commit
such crimes"
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1919-11-15

Spokane. Wash. NOV. 12.-Resolu-
tions opposing clemency to any one
convicted Of the murder Of the four
ex-service men ST Centralia and call
ing upon state and national authori-
ties for q national campaign of sup
preston against radical organizations
were passed at meeting Of the ex-
ecutive committee of the local Anierl-
can Legion post here today.
Commissioner J. NJ. Tilsey Of the
municipal department Of public safety
in a statement today blamed the fed
eral authorities for failure to deport
agitators in this section and declared
the police would round them up and
furnish evidence for such procedure
whenever the government was ready
to act.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28
OLD AGE STARTS
WITH YOUR KIDNEYS

action and enables the organs TO throw
off the poisons which cause premature
old age. New life and strength increase
as you continue the treatment When
completely restored continue taking n
capsule or two each day. GOLD MED
al HARLEM Oil Capsules VIII keep you
in health and vigor and prevent a return
OF the disease.
Do not wait until old age or disease
have settled down for good at the first
sign that your kidneys are not working
properly. go to your druggist and get a
box of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules Money refunded il they do
no. pep - you n tb Si SECS, ; but re-
GOLD MEDAL brand. In sealed pack
ages.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28

Science says that old age begins with
weakened kidneys and digestive organs
This being true, it is easy to believe
that by keeping the kidneys and diges-
tive organs cleansed and in proper work
ing order old age can be deferred and
life prolonged far beyond that enjoyed
by the average person ssIs .
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem Oil has been relieving the
weaknesses and disability due to advanc-
ing years. 1t is a standard old-tinle
home remedy and needs no Introduction.
GOLD MEDAL Harlem Oil IS Enclosed
in odorless, tasteless capsules contain
ing about 8 srops each. Take them as
you would q pill. with a swallow of
water. The oil stimulates the kidney
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28
T0RPEDOED!
Don't blast your Liver and
Bowels. but tske
"Cascarets."

You men and women who can't get
feeling right-who have headache.
coated tongue, bad taste and foul
breath, dizziness. can't sleep. are bill
ious, nervous and upset. bothered with
sick, gassy, disordered stomach and
colds.
Are you keeping your liver and bow
els clean with Cascarets. or shocking
your insides every few days with Cal
omei. Salts, Oil and violent pills?
Cascarets work while you sleep; they
cleanse the stomach, remove the sour.
undigested, fermenting food and foul
gases; take the excess bile from the
liver and carry out of the system all
the constipated waste matter and poi
son In the bowels. Cascarets never
grippe, sicken or cause inconvenience
and Cascarets cost so little too.-Adv.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28
BAD BREATH
Often Caused by
ACid-St0n1aCh

How anyone With sour. gassy
stomach. who is constantly belching, has
heartburn and suffers from indigestion have
anything "A bad breathe All of these
stomach disorders mean just one thing
Acid 1T omach.
EATONIC. the wonderful stomach
remedy in pleasant tasting tablet form that
you like a bit OF candy. brings quick
relief from these stomach uiseries. EATON
&c Rweetens the breath because IL makes the
stomach sweet. cool and comfortable Try II
for that nasty taste. congested throat ana
"heady feeling" after too much smoking
If neglected. AcidStonsach may cause you
n lot OF serious trouble, 1t leads to ner-
vOusness. headaches insomnia. nelancholla
rheuma tism. sciatica. heart trouble. ulcer
and cancer of the stomach IL makes its
millions of victims weak and miserable.
iistless. lacking in energy. all tired out II
often brings about chronic invalidisn. pre-
mature old age. shortening or ones days
You need the help that EATONIC can give
you II you not feeling strong and
well you should You will be surprised
TO see how much better you will feel just as
a you begin taking this wonderful
stomach remedy. Get big so cent box
from your druggist today. He will return
your money II Won satisfied
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER.

Stop q minute and think what 1t
means TO say that Green's August
Flower has been household remedy
all over the civilized world for more
than half a century" No higher praise
is possible and no better remedy can
be found for constipation. intestinal
troubles, torpid liver and the depress-
ed feeling that accompanies such dis
orders. 1t is most valuable for In
digestion or nervous dyspepsia and
liver trouble, coming up Of food. pal
pitation Of heart, and many other
symptoms. A few doses of August
Flower will relieve you. It is gentle
laxative. Ask your druggist. Sold in
all civilized countries.-Adv.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28

30 can do my house work without any
difficulty. / advise any woman who is
afflicted with female troubles to give
Lydia z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound trial and it will do as much for
them. Mrs. MARIE BOYD, 1927 9Th
St, N. E., Canton, Ohio.
Sometimes there are serious condi-
lions where q hospital operation is the
only alternative, but on the other hand
go many women have been cured by this
famous root and herb remedy, Lydia z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, after
doctors have said that an operation wa
necessary every woman who wants
TO avoid en- operation should give it
fair trial before submitting to such a
trying ordeal.
If complications exist, write to Lydia
E. Pinkham Medicine Co, Lynn, Mass,
for advice. The result of many years
experience is at your service.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28

To stop falling hair at once and rid
the scalp OF every particle of dandrur,
get smah bottle Of delightful Dan
1erine" at any drug or toilet counter
for a few cents, pour little in your
hand and rub it into the scalp. After
several applications the hair usually
stops coming out and you can't find any
1andruff. Your hair will grow strong.
kick and long and appear soft. glossy
and twice as beautiful and abundant.
Try it ADV.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28
Look at tongue! Remove poisons
from stomach, liver and
bowels

Accept California" Syrup of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package. then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less laxative or physic for the little
stomach. liver and bowels. Children
love its delicious fruity taste. Full
directions for child's dose on each bot
tie Give IL without fear.
Motheri You must say California"
-. DIV.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28
cutIeura soothes Baby Rashes.

Cuticura Soothes Baby Rashes.
That itch and burn with hot baths
If Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointings Of Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better. purer, sweeter, espe-
,ially IL little of the fragrant Cuti-
.ura Talcum is busted on at the fin
lsh. Csc each everywhere.--Adv.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28

euueIiug, anu CWO
doctors decided
that / would have
to go through an
operation before ]
could get well.
" by mother, who
had been helped by
LydiaE Pinkham g
v Vegetable Com
pound, advised me
to try it before SUBJ
hitting to an opera
ton Itrelieved me
from nru frO11Efaa
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28
EATONlC
- { FOR YOUR Ac1D-STOMAcE
Burdens That Overcome.

No man ever sunk under the bur-
den of the day. 1t Is when tomor-
rows burden is added TO the burden
of today that the burden is more than
q man can bear.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28

The making of friends who are real
friends is the best token we have of
mans success in life.-Edward Ever
TT Hale.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28

Copenhagen has the largest inclosed
leer park of any city In the world,
lbout 4 200 acres
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28
Candid.

Gentleman (entering) - do you
work here. boy?" Office Boy-"When
the boss Is looking"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28
One Kind.

What is long division. pa?"
Dividing things so that the other
fellow gets the short end"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28
HOW MRS. BOYD
AVOIDED IjIIiEj An An
OPERATION

Canton, Ohio.-"I suffered from .
female trouble which caused me much
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28
Loud.

Hewitt-"What do you think of this
Suit?" Jewett-"I think 1T must like
to hear itself talk"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28

FREE MISSISSIPPI MAI AND HOME
SEEKERS GUIDE To BLACK LAND&
Address Land Market. Meridian Miss
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28

Two types Of grading o. sorting -
bles are used almost exclusively where
the fruit II graded II the orchard, and
they are used to : large extent IN
packing houres. These are the apron
table md The eonvas Or burlap table.
- eDeoo 49, - = vlr1011on - thiD
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-11-28
GOSHEN. IND, q. s. a.
TO SHINE A COLD STOVE
Quick and Easy
Use E-Z STOVE POLISH
Ready Mkt Ready TO Shine

Go in Business for Yourself! Make more
money soc sample. also special agent .
proposition. Eureka Mfg. Co. NJ usk og ee. Okla
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1919-12-27

about q gallon Of kerosene into the
clutch housing. and then start the
engine and allow 1t to run for fifteen
or twenty minutes, throwing the clutch
in and out during this time. The ker-
osene must then be drained off.
II the clutch is of the wet-plate
type. and the clutch housing is sep
arated from the Oil reservoir of the
engine, the addition Of q little kero-
sene to the oil In the clutch chamber
will tend to stop the clipping. The
fluid in which the clutch runs should
be about 50 per cent. oil and 50 per
cent. kerosene.
A word of caution. A number Of
cars having wet-plate clutches, are so
designed that the same oil is used in
the engine and the clutch. the oil
chambers, being connected. When this
is the case the kerosene must NOT be
used, as kerosene 10 not q lubricant.
The Gripping Clutch.
A gripping or grabbing" clutch is
indicated by the fact that it is almost
impossible to start the car without a
jerk or, Jump. A slipping clutch is
sometimes mistaken for a gripping
one. az the clutch. after slipping a
while, will suddenly take hold and SO
make the car jump. The gripping
clutch jump is never preceded by the
racing Of the engine. as is the slipping.
Too tight a setting Of the spring,
ard the condition Of the facing is the
cause of gripping. If the springs are
at fault. locsening the adjusting bolts
is the remedy
II the clutch Is of the 1eather-faced
cone type, and the spring tension is
all right then the leather has prob
ably become dry and hard, and the
remedy is to treat the leather with
Neatsfoot oil, which viii soften it. To
do this, 1t IL not always necessary to
take out the clutch, as it can be done
by pressing down the clutch pedal
ard then holding it down by placing a
stick between it and the front board
OF the drivers seat. The Neatsfoot
oil can then be smeared on the leather
with piece of hack-saw blade. The
clutch should be held back over night
SO as to give the oil an opportunity
to soak into the leather.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1919-12-27
Dinner Stories

Mrs. Hic!-s, q Maine housewife, is
so painfully neat that she makes life
miserable for her family. One of her
rules is that all members of the house
hold must remove their shoes before
entering the house.
"Bt!l,' she demonstrated with her
husband, II found a grease spot on
one of the dining room chairs, and l
think it came off those pants you wear
in the shop"
A brief silence ensued, then a vol
canic eruption.
"Well. Mirandy. for the last fifteen
years / have taken off my shoes every
time l come into this house. but III
be hanged if I'll 60 further"
A college professor who was al.
ways ready for a joke was asked by a
student If he would like a good recipe
for catching rabbits.
"Why. yes" replied the professor
What is it,"
well" said the student. "you just
crouch down behind thick stone wall
and make noise like turnip"
THAT may be-" said the professor
with twinkle in his eye, ."but a bet
ter way than that would be for you
to 60 and sit quietly in a bed of cab
bage heads and look natural"
A well-dressed and charming youne
lady hailed four-wheeler, there be
Ing no taxicab in sight. Just as she