The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-02-24


Clint Graham and the other = yarie,
ties OF esrly-dsy statesmen. who. oa
Of all tumuh. builded beties thar
they knew
What would Happen No~p
suppose Alfalfa Bill Murray. wiis
the proverbial cookie burs aitsches
10 his oostisils. we're today 10 blew
into the lobby of-ssy. the Skir. "a
ho.el. with the engro sed constltu-
ton OF the commonwealth rammec
iEio tin tube such as the fs-s a
railroad brakemen are slowed away
In. all nicely tucked under his sgm
while his diser gagged hand. the one
nor holding a chewed and muiilafcd
/ cigar. be fed his face with po corn
oul Of a paper bag. don't YOU suppose
Il would shock the sensibliii.es o. The
elegantly gowned wimmen- folks
dTsped gracefully over The rail on he
mezzanlne floor. deep in he discu :
son Of lsben or social economy. Of
The servant question. or their laicsf
| excursion into The realms of n n
saseieiy." the press M Nhe~ea bouts OF
Mrs Duddleduffs first husband ana
ihe financial rating OF Mrs So-and
SOS husband who had chicken
irio dinner with him last nighis And
y,t "a has beer given unto me To-
"a erly disregard the hanl- prinl ed
constitution, hy sitting on u and bvl
y ing my fee an over iis sacred ana
- b es, pages i lay spread OUT on
the ooyerlei of The bed IA the room
of The pre- dent o. The cons igiionai
convention in the Roval ho'tl ai Guih
RE. v'yidlv recall a cer'ain sun
day afternoon. after The convention
h-i concluded us deliberations. when
! mussed the constitution an up with
ambsr drlp.ings from my glass a.
thc sage of T'shom.nso and myself
sal oen;en'eiiy and AZ peace with al
~, world ihaf warm sunsh.nv after
noon splitting p.ns bottle OF some
- hsf once famous gone buf no.
.orgouen" brew for which Mlwau
aee. 81 Louis. Cincinnati and way
stations we're one time noted Bul /
then wasn't q warm s0flng day.
and wasn't Bill the presiding officer
- The constitutional convention. and
Nerenf Ne both as thirsty a. cou-
pie q puddlers in steel mile And
anyway. what IS The constitution any
hea. between friends
Unidentified and disrespeeifnl. you
say Sure, bur ihey did 'hings dif-
ierenily in oklahoma n those days
ail oi which I am attempting TO DIN
out There was no such word a.
amouflage" IN the lexicon Of con
iuci when the constitution was in ihe
and yet, the framefs OF ,ae
states magma charia didn't 90 such
rotten job az that. ever & nearly
every one did think so al The time
In the Days OF Thrills.
But again setting back ~ person
iiiiies. who among us has nof thrill
d inwardlv AZ the sighi OF our sedate
md dignifisd federal Judge who is
low sitting on the wool sack over At
dnskogce, who. when he was firsi
our Rob. used 10 come shufaine
through the Lee Huekins lobby of an
.'ening 10 mingic with The proletar-
stsi or. pitching our tune in dlf-
rent KEY. who has not stretched ms
eek heavenward until ones gaze be-
anne riyiied in awe upon that ever.
rcsenf diamond shirt stud that ,
iarklcd upon the heaving shirt hos
M ~ HIM whose COY and snotless
tile white how tie bur served 10 ov
rly emphasize the aneulari'y of The
Iuman willow wand from Ardmore, i,
ho used 20 20 stretching ais scis sor-
k legs down 10 The guhernatorei
N along about the time The sleepy
nj early morning milk mon were
altering al the river and who. by
he votes ~ the people became second
oFernor cf the commonwealth OF Ok
Ihoma?
Ne more does the white sikali dust
nd ihe perfumes OF h. ranch and ]
% oarnyard cling 10 The Impressed {
- me-downs O. The political gen
y of The state. no more do their
ng droo Ing and dripping mustachlos
All their hlrsuie wav through the
.oraing's cup of Java and Mocha. or !,
come eniangied in the spoon there q
No more DO suspicion " bulginx q
"a ais disclose The hidden secrets z
Be Two gun men no more do !.
icy squirt streams o. iobacco Juice 81
tn unsrrinys aim az he suspdor A
re the hotel lobbiea Gone is the =
ns. thick line that was wont to ele- 4
tie lis hOof 10 the polished brass Ii
illng and squeeze is bay window g
ose a.. 10 the mahogany in fhe wild. \
'nvival scramble for a bit of the n
sir OF the dog that BIZ il the night n
fore. or the schooner that once .
'ss-d in The nighL Gone are the -