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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
KNEW HE WOULD BE THERE
lnnkeeper Evidently Had Implicit
Faith In the Punctuality Of His
Coming Guest.

An old Engllshman, James Scott by
name, Travelled about on business IN
Ill he was nearly eighty years OF age.
He became celebrated for his punctu-
atty and methodicai habits. Upon one
occasion a gentleman stopped at an
inn much frequented by Mr.. Scott and
saw a fine fowl cooking.
''That looks very good" said the hun
gry guest. "You may serve that for
my dinner"
you cannot have that, sir replied
the landlord. THAT is being cooked
for Mr.. Scott, the traveller"
81 know Mr. Scott very we'll" said
the gentleman. rs he stopping here!"
"Oh, no, sir" answered the landlord.
.Rut six months ago he ordered fowl
10 be ready for him at precisely two
O'Clock today. and we are expecting
him every minute"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

The little sleuth returned the lost
child TO his mother and was greatly
praised for his good work, which he
had done all alone without the aid
OF 3 Watson. But alas for the small
detective. the child disappeared from
home two days later and he was not
called upon to find the lad. who later
returned TO his home OF his own &C
cord.
Il anyone desires the services OF
s good twelve-year-old detective who
has so well proven his mettle. he will
do well 10 call upon young Master
James Alexander Hill. Jr.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Paris.-A few days ago a street row
occurred in Brest. in which SOME
American soldiers took part. One was
hit By revolver bullet. The hospirsl
surgeon took s long tine probing the
wound. bur the American stoicaliy
bore the pain
What are you doing. snywayT he
asked. finally.
Looking for the bullet" said the
doctor.
why didn't you say sol I've got
II In my pocket. took II CUT my
self was the retort
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Precious stones. worth almost 500
600. il transit between London and
Ceyian. have disappeared This i said
10 be The Biggest robbery OF its kind
between London and the Eas-. though
there have been many greater between
other places The famous pearl neck
lace case between London and Paris q
8 few years ago. in which the pearls
were replaced by Jumps Of sugar, III
volved an amount OF $4,000
There i q remarkable resemblance
between this case and that on the
Nagoya. which occurred last July. On
that occasion diamonds worth $4,000
were stolen from The vessel il transit
10 India
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
TORPEDOED!
Don't blast your Liver ard
Bowels, but tske
Casa ets. "

You men and women who can't ge-
feeling r.-ht-wh0 have headache.
coated tongue, bad taste and foul
breath. dizziness. can't sleep, sre BIZ
ious. nervous and upset bothered with
a sick. gassy, dlsordered stomach and
colds.
Are you keeping your liver and bow
els clean with Cascare-s, Or shocking
your insides every few days with Cal
onel. Salts. Oh and violent piIIsI
Cascarets wo7k while you sleep they
cleanse the stomach. remove The sour,
u1digested. fs-menring food and foul
gases; take the excess bile from the
liver and carry out OF the system a.
the euns-ipatsd waste matter and pol
son in The bowels. Cascarets never
Eipe. sicken or cause Inconvenience
and Cascarets cost 50 little t0o.-Ady
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
CLEARLY WITHOUT THE LAW
Wise Judge Quickly Pointed Out Why
Musician Was Manifestly Guilty
Of LoaEn1.

A man was brought into court re-
Gently under the anti-loaang law. The
judge looked at him for 8 moment and
then asked:
What is your occupationT"
u am a musician, your honor was
the reply.
IN that case I'll have 10 find you
guilty OF loahng"
But. your honor" protested the
man, I'm regularly employed by the
church as an organist."
That only confirms my opinion"
said the judge. The law requires
every man 10 work. but your occupa-
ton requires you TO play"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
What He Wanted.

Little Ben. wh0'was very fond OF
beefsreak. passed his plate the other
night al dinner for q second helping
why. Ben" said his uncle, You
mustn't eat any more meat. Don't you
know. he counSeIed. If you eat more
meat you migh- have = dream and see
elephants and tigers and lions, and
scorpions and panthers and"
Ben grinned delighteiiy.
Gimme another piece he begged.
= want 10 see all them things Los
Angeles Times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
ASPIRIN FOR COLDS

Insist on ~Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin
in q @Bayer package" containing prop
er directions for Colds. Pain. Head
ache. Neuralgia. LumbagO. and Rheu-
matism. Name sBayer" means genuine
Aspirin prescribed by physicians for
nineteen yasrs. Handy tin boxes Of u
tablets cost few cents, Aspirin IS trade
mark Of Bayer Manufacture Of Mono
sceticaeideSter Of Salicylicacid.-Ad
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Mrs. Huskinby with letter from the
medical student)-Sakes alive, HI
ram, he says that he's leaTnin' how 10
torture s-a-a-I think its ukelele,
whatever that is
Mr.. Huskinby (excisedly) - Con
sarn the young wheIp Hes got 10
switch 10 the law right away. No
son Nv mine IS gaiD' 10 be e viyvy-
sectionisr Buffalo Examiner.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

~ 90 acc[.Cs-loas as -lay Ca-lot -ea-1
ne diseased co--ton Of he ear. IEs-s =
only one way 70 cure Catarrhal Deafness
and -hzt s By 2 constitutional remedy
HALLS CATARRE MEDICINE sctS
through the SI0o6 on the Mucous Surfaces
Of the System Catarrhal Deafness IS
caused by an i1faue6 condition q TIE
mucous lining Of the Eus-acEiz1 -Dos
When This ru1z IS i1zzEsd you have z
r1ruhliag sound OF imperfect hearing. and
when i is entirely closed. Deafness is the
sssull Unless the Inflammation can De re-
suce6 and his tube restored - lis nor
ma condition, hearing nay BE destroyed
forever Many cases Of Deafness are
caused by CzrE-rn. which s Al tn1zled
condition o< the Mucous Surfaces
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
casA o. Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
oe cured by HALLS CATARRE
MEDICINE
Al Druggists &c Circulars tree-
?. :. Cheney s Co. Toledo. Ohio
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Opportunity Knocks

When 8 mother told the lad that
her young son Of six years had disap-
peared. young Hill decided that this
would be g good chance 10 Try his
tracking and deductiye theories and
started out to be q second Sherlock
Holmes. He fully determined 10 find
the missing child. even though there
was no reward ofrered-for he was
not going TO be mercenary in his
work. but would labor for the love OF
adventure.
Young Detective Hill wandered
about the streets looking for the
missing child His sense Of deduc-
ton told him that the boy had not
been kidnapped. and he inquired OF
passersby if they had seen g child OF
the description the mother had given.
He also asked every small child that
be net whether or not they were lost
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
BOY DETECTIVE
MAKES A RECORD
Stories OF SIeuth Work Inspire
Texas Youth to Remark
able Deeds
FINDS MISSING CHILD
starts Out 70 Sc Second Sherlock
Holmes ard FINDS That His Track.
ing and peductive Theories
Work Out Successfully.

e. Psso. Tex-The youngest sue
eessful detective In the world has
been discovered
After listening TO the stories Of hi.
father abou; the WORE Of the detective
department. James Alexander Hill
twelve-yeer-old SOD Of Jim" Hill, jail
g, 81 the city Jail. emulating the adj
ventures OF Booth Tarkiug-on's Pen
rod, declared that he would become 6
-sleuth." Contrary TO ali expecJa-
tons, in accordance with all tales OF
youthful fiction. the amateur dick
made good at his first attempt st
tracking"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

The next man marry will have
to have money
He certainly will replied her hus-
band. If he is going 10 Try 10 provide
you with al the things you have asked
ne 70 get"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
AK Gus e Co-cy-

WHATS the idea said Mr.. Doian.
--of standing around making speeches?
The boss said we must speed up
Ny mistake - rejoined Mr.. RaEer-
Y. = thought he SAID Speak up
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
ParrYinq a Hint.

He-How do you find the oysters,
Miss Smith,
Shc-They are simply delicious. and
I am awfully hungry. too.
He Ito walter)-fBrfng an6ther plate
NJ crackers.-IIotel Gazette.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Money in the hand Is a good thing
Il II isn't allowed 70 get into the heart
Il il Is only IL the hand 7 Is kept in
circulation L allowed 10 get into the
heart il IS boarded away.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

"A man should learn TO say. No"
Perhaps assented Senator Sor-
ghum, thoughtfully; land yet man
n my position would never be for
given for bringing an interested argu-
uent TO close in so lucid and conclu-
sive manner"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Here's man who was held up in s
taxi" How much did the chauffeur
charge him Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
What Pnfteerino Leads To.

for beating his landlord over the head
with club"
~Well?"
He must be g smart fellow"
why sof"
HE demands trial by jury-seems
pretty sure no twelve men good and
true would decide a case against a
tenant and in favor Of a landlord now
adays." Birmingham AgeHerald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Sounds Like II

do you know what g polytechnic isfr
~Of course. stupid: it IS 2 hospital
for parrots"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

pays and few because they cannot
help it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

An adjustable foot to hold a ladder
firm on uneven surfaces has won 81
inventor q patent
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

good many moving specraeles are
5ue 70 heartleSS landlords
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Married men are nearly all great
inyentorg--Of excuses.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Cozst3az-s3a generally indicates dtsor1srs1
s-o-zzcE liver and 6oEzIs W-1E1-s -z1zzz
Vegetable Pills restore regularity without
Er1pIE- Adv
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

At last his perseverance was retarded
and he discovered the little lad who
lad disappeared by asking his name
snd whether or not he WIS lost.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

llliterature.
Slang seems 10 sell we'll
Yeah. The thing now is 10 be Il
literary"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Sore Eyes, Bleed She. Eyes, wztery Eyes
Sticky Eyes, all healed promptly with night
IL Applications Of Roman Eye Bz-szl- Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

It takes two TO make 6 quarrel. but
ii only takes one to say I'm sorry."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Grand Master, succeeding Harvey s
Hopkins, OF Newton. II was announced
at the annual Convention in Newark
Grand Warden Burton A. GaSkiIl. Of
Mays Landing. becomes Deputy Grand
Master. and Charles A Baker. Of
Newark advances 10 lis place. Harry
5. Pine, OF Trenton was reelected
grand secretary. and Joseph R Deacon,
OF BordenIown, grand treasurer.
StroIlers report having found trail
ing arbRtus in bud in the South Jer-
sey woodlands.
L H HOgate, O: Millville, was
sworn in as clerk # Cumberland
county for g second term. the oath Of
office being administered by Judge
FitlIian- Mr.. Hogate was reelected
without Democratic opposition.
Free mall delivery : finally assured
for Pitman. according 10 official no.
rice received by Postmaster Pancuast
from the department At Washington.
Postmaster PancOasr said that the
service viii be started March with
rwo regular carriers and substitute
Owing 10 the shortage Of soft coal.
tie Edison cement plant at New VII
Is se was closed
New Jersey Board Of Public Utility
Commissioners, basing its decision on
the 'Passaic gas case" and recent
court decisions, granted Public Serv-
ice Gas Company permission 10 charge
Sll5 for each 1903 cubic feet.
The fire companies Of MillviIie. Port
Norris and Cedarville were entertained
at luncheon by the Pioneer firemen
OF Yineland. Among the speakers was
senaror-elect Firman " Reeves. OF
Millville president OF the Cumberland
County Firemen's Association.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08

nesday
 This is an exceptional photoplay, a picturization by Margaret Turnbuil of Marion Polk Angellotti's great seriol which was published in the Saturday Evening Post last win ter. It was directed by Donald Crisp a guarantee of its excellence as a picture, independent of the great message of patriotism it conveys to the youth of America.
 The story deals with the adven lures of a rich young American whc joins the Ambulance' Corps some where in France" and who becomes entangled in plottings of several Ger man spies. A beautiful young wom an enters into the Americans life and she takes prominent part In the exciting scenes which later trans pire in an old French chateau on the firing line How the daring Amer can wins both the cross of war and the love of a tender, brave woman is told in a series of unusually fine scenes. vibrant with patriotism thrills and heart appeal.
 We assure you that this picture
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08
"THE DIVINE SACRIFICE" IS TITLE OF THE NEW KITTY eopoON WORu uD-PICTURE.

"The Divine Sacrifice" is the title of the new World-Picture Brady Made in which Kitty Gordon. the rel galIv beautiful and internationally famous actress will be seen at the Orpheum Theatre tonight.
 The story is a drama of mother love It shows what sacrifice moth CT will make to insure the happiness of her daughter and it gives Miss Gordon one of the most powerful roles of her entire career.
 The story is thoroughly inter esting and unusual one. It is filled to the brim with unexpected incl dents and it keeps the spectators or tip-toes of expectancy from the first flash on the screen until the conclu sion of the picture. The picture also moves at mighty rapid pace which adds greatly to its interest. Supporting Miss Gordon in thi' fascinating attraction is large ant able cast of film favorites. All o them have been splendidly cast ana handle their parts in notably of fective manner.
 The interiors and exteriors showr in "The Divine Sacrifice" are al striking and beautiful. And as is al ways the case with a Kitty Cor
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08
CLARA kIMBAlL YOUNG AT THE PALACE IN
 1.-THE PRICE SHE PAlD."

"The Price She Paid" one of the most popular American novels ever written, with Clara Kimball Young, the favorite of all moving picture ac
 tresses, will be the SelZnick-Pictures feature offering at the Palace Thea tre tonight The story is that Of Mill dred Grower, a young woman who has been reared in luxury, and finds herself almost penniless at the death of her father It is necessary that she make good match" and be- cause of the taunts of relatives she is finally forced to marry multi millionaire many years her senior
 She finds herself little more to him than a fine piece of furniture which he displays to his friends to gratify his pride. and she leaves him A former sweetheart provides her with money to enable her to study for an operadic career. but she makes lit
 tle progress, until another man, Don aid Keith, shows her that success is to be reached only through self denial. She then learns that she never was legally the wife of the multimillionaire. as he had wife living in an insane asylum. Finally she achieves her ambition and Is free to marry the man of her choice
 This picture was directed by Charles
 Gibblyn, who has recently joined the SelZnick forces.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08
Attractions Tonight

PAUACE-CIara knball Young in "The Price She Paid and a Pathe News.
 OLISEUM-WalIace Reid in "The FreFIy of France" and a comedy and travelogue to open the show. oRPHEUM-kittI~ Gordoh in "The Divine Sacrifice" and a Roaring Sunshine comedy, "TFe House or Terrible Scandals" 1.-THE rFEFLY OR FRANCE" ST. WALLACE REID r WAR PICTURE.
 ''reat pleasure to an
 a Reh, one of the
 stars in the
 's his latest
 love and
 ?" at the
 d We'd
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08

has been realized by many who have
 observed the manner in which vari-
 ous persons treat animals. Only
 this morning I witnessed one of the
 most brutal attacks upon dumb
 beast imaginable. A driver, annoyed because his horse had become nerv.
 ous, instead of trying to calm it, picked up three-inch iron pipe and beat his horse over the head until 1t was bleeding badly. The horse fin ally broke loose from his halter and ran away. Such brutality calls for protection of some kind for the ami mals which are unable to protect themselves.
 A SUBSCRIBER
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08
BILLIE BURKE IN
 NEW BIG PICTURE.

If you say Let's Get Divorce, a recent Paramount photoplay in which Billie Burke scored so signal sue cess. you will doubtless be delighted to know that her latest photoproduc- tion, "In Pursuit of Polly, in which the elements of comedy and drama are happily blended, will be present ed at the Coliseum Theatre Tor Thursday and Friday.
 Miss Burke invariablye is delight full in any portrayal she attempts In this excellent comedy she is seen in the role of the daughter Of wealthy
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08
1.-THE LEE kiODlES" ARE COMING SOON.

The Lee Riddles in "Americal Buds" will be the next attraction a the Orpheum Theatre.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08
EVER LIVE IN A
 NINE O'CLOCK TOWN?

Have you ever lived in a town where curfew rang at nine o'clock and called you to the hay, however unwilling you were? Have you ever lived in Littletown when the streets were deserted and shades drawn as night fell? If you have you will
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08

is one of superior merit and that all of our patrons will find It de- lightful in every way. We will be pleased to show you every courtesy at our command, should you find it convenient to attain it's display at our theatre.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08

cotton broker, who is loved by two men. but neither of whom she Is able to choose for her husband When requested by her father to make up her mind, she announces that she will marry the first man who catches her in an automobile race. in which she is to be given an hours start.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08

don feature Miss Gordon wears a large number of the latest and smart est frocks.
 You will enjoy "The Divine Sacri flee" Make a point of seeing this production.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08
COMMUNICATED

Juneau, July 2. To The Editor. The necessity of the establish ment in Juneau of humane society or some other such institu- ton which would care in some man. ner for the protection of animals from cruel and inhuman treatment
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08
CT HE HOUSE OF
 TERRIBLE SCANDALS"

This is the title of the Roaring Sunshine Comedy to be seen at the Orpheum tonight along with Kitty Gordon. It is the 1919 reissue of the comedy that made such hit at the Palace a year ago.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08

Good coffee helps out meal won derfully. Try the Alaska Grill Tor good coffee and good eats. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08

appreciate "A Nine O'Clock Town , the latest starring vehicle for Charles Ray, which will be shown at the Coliseum Theatre next Sunday.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-07-08
A NEW WORLD-PlCTURE COMING TO THE PALACE.

A new World-Picture Brady Made will be shown at the Palace Friday and Saturday The title of this pro- duction is "Whims of Society" and charming Ethel Clayton is the star of the attraction. This picture is decidedly different from any of the recent productions in which she has appeared, and her many friends will be interested in seeing her work and the drama in which she appears
 The story is laid in factory city and Miss Clayton appears as Nora Carey, the employees of the John Travers ribbon mill Nora has a hard life She has to support her young sister, Katherine, and herself out of her meagre wages, and she is persecuted by designing men And then, to cap the climax, she falls in love with the owner of the mill and is fired from her job.
 , YOu'll be interested in seeing how all his comes out. So be sure to see "Whims of Society"
Evening star., 1919-09-06
FEMALE.

FEMALE.
ADDRESSOGRAPH oPERATORS-Scveral ex
Derienced young ladies preferred address in
own handwriting Address Box 14s-E, Star
ONCE. =
ALTERATION HANDS, ex-
perienced on ladies coats, suits
and dresses; permanent posi-
tons and good salary. Apply
Samuel's, o23 + St NV.
Evening star., 1919-09-06
FITTERS.

Women experienced on
ladies' coats. suits and
dresses: excellent posi-
tions for those who qualify.
ERLEBACHER'S,
1910 + St. NV.
Evening star., 1919-09-06
FOUND.

IADY's acknowledgements few dollars
Thursday morning on Navy Yard car. van
Col. 9Je2
Evening star., 1919-09-06
WANTED-HELp.
FEMALE-COntfnued.
WANTED-HELP.
FEMALE-Continuea.

IF YOU WANT WORK.
THE TELEPHONE IS AN EMPLOYER.
There telephone operator positions open to
young The salary better than the average. the
working surroundings excellent. The employment is
permanent Experience is a requirement.
If you have thought of the telephone operators
profession in personal way. please do The employ
managers telephone is Main Official" Branch 81.
Her Office and demonstration switchboard are the
eighth floor of the telephone building, 72s 18th
w.
THE CHESAPEAKE AND POTOMAC TELEPHONE co,
Evening star., 1919-09-06
WANTED-HELp.
SALES SM n.

YIvE experienced stock and bond saesmen. ac-
eustomed 10 earn from $40, 900 TO s25 600 year
b; business is of the very highest type and q
1ost profi able investment. Address Box 2J4 E
Evening star., 1919-09-06
WANTED-HELP.
MALE-ContinueA.

| BATTERY and electrical man, frst-class, to
| take charge of battery and electrical business:
must have references. Address Box 246-E, Star
Evening star., 1919-09-06

F1PISf and file clerk; permanent position; :;
good opportunity for Advancement salary, $50
per month Address BOX 24s-D Star office. g.
TfPlST for three weeks temporary work. from
september to II; plain copying; hours. 8 TO
.; alary. $22 per week. Columbia Building
Association $40 F st.
TfP!sT or stenographer at once: permanent
position INQUIRE at 425 10th st. NV.
I Y 2 | S T-Buick Motor Co.,
1925 l. st. NV.
WAITRESSES-The Bellevue
Farms Lunch Co. can use a few
intelligent young ladies as wait
resses. Surroundings very pleas
ant; good pay for experienced
girls. Apply Miss Paul, 1884 G
ST.. NV.
WAITREss-Whte, active. Apply at once to
BIG 9th st. NV. 7s
WANTED-By Bertram Cohn
Co.. 18th and G. sts., experienced
salesladies in our coat, suit and
shirt waist departments; good
salaries and steady positions.
WANTED-Experlenced sales
ladies for our cloak and suit de-
partment; high salaries paid to
competent people. Apply Leonce
4 Co, IT'S G. st. NV.