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The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1919-10-17
TRUSTEES PROCEEDINGS

The board Of Trustees met IN
regular session, Mayor J.. n. Blair,
presiding and Trustees Frederick
son, Evans, Klein and Tracy being
present
The minutes were read and ap-
proved, after which the following
oils were presented:
Gonzales Puchi, refund on
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1919-10-17

n. and Mrs. ncber moiorcd 70
Silver city, combining business with
pleasure.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1919-10-17

Auguslln n Gonzales OF Los An.
geles - on Q visit 70 Columbus fol
several days.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1919-10-17

Henry W. Davis, well known ath.
letic promoter and an authorit,
on pugilistic questions, Is now
subscriber 10 the Courier. Henr,
IA an old Time boxer and trainer
having al one time been trainer ~.
Jack Johnson during the latter
prime.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1919-10-17

Mrs. Mollie couIohan aud three
small nons e Visiting her BROTH
or, Lee hisss.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03

Miss Ruth Lackey has returned from
six weeks trip TO the New England
states.
Charles r. Titus and family are visit
ing relatives in Atlantic City.
Miss Josephine Bush has returned
from an extensive trip TO the Middle
States.
Mrs. Marie Kitchen OF No. 500 Wash
lngton street. is spending a week al
Wildwood.
Miss Geraldine White spent the week
end at Crestmont.
Mrs. Rose Johnson has returned home
after spending two weeks at Atlantic
City.
Charles II. Grantland has returned
from a visit 30 Atlantic City.
Miss Greta McElwee has returned
home after spending two weeks at Ro-
chester, N. Y.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03
ITALIAN WOMEN
COMING TO AMERICA

Port work for Italian women emf
grating to the United States is one OF
the latest developments in Y. w. c. A.
work overseas.
Large numbers Of Italian women are
emigratlng to the United STATES Some
of them have recently married Amerl-
can soldiers in Italy. Others are the
wives of Italian men who have been in
this country working for some time
and who have fought in American
armies during the world sa ar. These
women and their children are now com
ing over 10 join their husbands.
These Halian wives Of American sol
diers are being transported by the
United States Government. They sail
from Naples TO Genoa Accordingly
the American Y. w. c. A. has taken
over a large hotel in one OF the cen
tral squares in Genoa which serves as
a Hostess House, as home for indus
trial girls In the city and as a general
recreation center for women. InfOrma-
tion about America is given TO the
brides and they are given all possible
help and assistance while waiting for
the transport which is TO take them
TO their new homes. The same sort
Of work has opened in Naples. II is
modelled after the work for French
and English brides.
In addition to the port work, the Y.
w. c. A. has opened a summer camp
in the Tuscan hills. Just outside or
where anaemic girls may 20
for summer vacations. Many Of the
girls in the camp have not had a sum-
mer vacation In the country since 1911.
They have been underfed and have not
had proper living conditions at any
time during the war.
Recreation centers for industrial
girls have been opened IN Rome, Naples.
Florence. Bologna, Venice, Genoa.
Spezia, Palermo and Trieste. The cen
ter Rome has as It's headquarters the
Gould house, which was presented to
the association some time ago. but
which had not been operated for sew
eral years because OF lack Of funds.
Headquarters Of the Y. w. C. A. in
Italy are in Genoa. Miss Lillian Hull,
in charge Of the Community
House at Camp Sherman, Chillicothe,
Ohio Is director.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03
The High Cost Of Beauty

arrived
They have attacked beauty.
Attorney Kings County York.
matter brought TO his attention officially
that
exoban
This necessity of life the
be
Inquiry discos that Manhattan may
$3.50 shampoo 81 90 and her nails
specialists Of Brooklyn charge
and duchesses of the borough approximately 50
the Brooklyn artists there prospect Of
the other hand they
them.
other N may
He he
surprised complaint spread
until that moment had
there willing
these establishments
inclined the idea they their
route from Island other pebian which
Brooklyn ignores
remarks have stirred thf maids matrons
wrath They the Brooklyn beauty
considering the Of labor
necessary o Brooklynte beautiful
with Manhattan front
the that
the bellies Brooklyn e&
collecting the wholesale
the lip stick preparations the bella compounds
Frightening powders pus hand mirrors the
ofo which
M other attempted.
the virtues of that article
hoped that the spirit of proheng the
parlors and that there will official
unofficial action here
Evening journal., 1919-09-03
PARTIES

A reception was given to several
members OF the 59th Pioneer Della
ware) Regiment on last Friday eve
ming at the home OF Miss Mary Turner.
The house was tastefully decorated in
the national colors. The evening was
spent in games. singing and dancing.
Refreshments were served. Those
present were the Misses Anna Work
man, Mary Manlove, Blanche Burke,
Marion Baird. Mable Kelly, Mary Nc
Gowan, Jennie Gibson, Grace Fuhr,
Lulu Slocomb, Anna Wiltbank and
Eva Shelton, OF Washington, d. c.; Mrs.
Murphy and Mrs. Turner
Harold Green. Francis Connor.
Charles Barcus. Charles Fuhr. William
Hsnley and Phillip Baker, Of New Cas-
tie.
A dinner shower in honor OF Miss
Laura Musselman's preparations TO take
up the study OF nursing at the Homeo-
pathic Hospital were given by Y. w. C..
A. friends at the Holiday House last
evening. The table was decorated In
an appropriate fashion embracing many
Of the characteristics that so with a
nursing profession.
During the evening the guests were
entertained with aesthetic dancing BY
Ruth Morgan. OF this city, and Martha
Jones and Catherine Rambo, Of PhIla-
delphia; vocal solos by Polly Blatzlien
Of Philadelphia. and humorous selec.
tions by Miss Lightowler and Miss Nc
Comb.
Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Taite were
among the guests. Mrs. Tsite Is the
chairman Of the Holiday House Com
mittee and during the evening was
presented with an image of "The Good
Fairy which came as the gift from
25O girls who have been guests at the
house this summer. II was Mr.. and
Mrs. Taite's iith wedding anniversary.
The image contained the verse:
"All good wishes Will come true
II you VIII whisper in my ear:
Happiness I'll bring 10 you.
And Joy from year to year"
4 large party OF Blumenthal girls
are planning 10 spend the weekend AZ
Holiday House. They wifi have a
sirawrlde Saturday evening followed
by a marshmallow toast.
Tomorrow evening a group OF play
ground children. in charge Of Miss
Wilson and Miss Culver will be guests
at the House.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03

The Squirrel Club. composed OF girl
students Of the Wilmington High
School, left yesterday for Smalley's
Dam, where they will spend a week.
The following young women are en-
ioying the trip: The Misses Evelyn
Kitchen. Mary McCloskey, Sadie Jacoby,
Margarreta r. Reagan, Miriam Donovan
and Edna Frazier They are being chap
eroned by the Misses Ruth Lackey and
Margaret Shute, members OF the fac
ulty.
The first meeting of the fall season
Of the Bellefonte Civic Club will be held
tomorrow afternoon at the home Of
Thomas II. Fullerton when plans for
the winter work will be discussed. II
is the desire Of The president, Mrs. Eu-
gene Mowlds, that all members attend
this initial meeting.
The Amacatla Club composed mostly
OF members OF Harrison street Church
spent the past weekend at Lorewood
Grove. Bathing. boating and fishing
were enjoyed Among those who went
are: Misses Alice Roop. Dollie Ham
mond, Mamie Burton, Mary Jones, and
Anna Matthews, Robert Orr. Irwin
Borer Jacob Orr. Clarke Riley, Charles
Johnson, Ernest Foreacre The party
was chaperoned by Mrs. Mary McCar-
roll.
Fifteen members OF the Pythlan Sis
er Lodge OF Washington, d. c.. arrived
in this city at noon today TO be the
guests Of Delaware Temple Lodge No. |
I, Pythian Sisters. Luncheon was serv-
ed at Pythlan Castle. No. 9O6 West |
street. A theatre party at Dockstader's
will be enjoyed tonight.
The program for tomorrow will in
,lude trip to the State Fair, going to
he grounds by automobile \ dinner
viii be served at Pythian Castle tomor-
row evening at 6 O'Clock. Initiation
work Will follow in the evening.
Several features are being planned |
'or Friday. The Washington Lodge VIII
visit Atlantic City before they return |
10 the capital city.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03
MISS ElIERsoN A NIsIrnR

Miss Rietta VI. Emerson, Of New York
city was the guest Of her mother, Mrs.
Elizabeth w. Emerson. OF No. 6i0 North
Harrison street over the weekend. Miss
Emerson is connected with the Anti
Saloon League, of New York. She
formerly served as county executive
secretary of the Woman's Christian
Temperance Union Of New Castle
county.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03
MAKING PLANS FOR
CITY ART SHOW

The annual exhibit Of the Wilmington
Society of the Fine Arts was discussed
at the meeting of the society yesterday
afternoon. The exhibit will be held in
the Hotel dupont at date to be de-
cided upon by the exhibition commit
tee.
A committee Of five will be selected
by the chairman, Miss Henrietta Stadel-
man, to make arrangements for sub
committees, prizes for exhibits, etc,
and to determine the number OF pictures
each exhibitor will be permitted to
show.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03
ON TRIP WEST.

Dr. and Mrs William E. Harris are on
an extended trip through the west. They
have been away two weeks and will be
gone month longer.
While in the west they viii attend
the All-American field trials at Glacier
National Park, Montana Following the
trials, DR.. and Mrs. Harris itinerary
Will include a trip to Oregon and Wash
iqgton. They will tour east TO Denver
and Colorado Springs, and other points
of interest in the western part Of the
United States.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03
w ed dim g s

Mrs. Evan J. Darlington of No. iOi6
Trenton Place annoUnces~t THE engage
ment Of her daughter, Miss Florence
Marguerite Darlington TO Leon Green
Moore, Of Dover. Mr.. Moore. is con-
nected with Laird and Company, in
vestment bankers Of this city. No date
has been set for the wedding.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03
TO HEAR MISSIONARY

The annual meeting OF the Whining
ton District w. F. NJ. 5, VIII he held
tomorrow afternoon In Brandywlne VI.
F. Church Election Of officers Will be
held and a delegate VIII be elected 10
the Philadelphia Branch convention.
Miss Clara Bell Smith. who Is home
on a furlough from her missionary
work In China. Will make an address.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03
Mr.. HAMER no BE HEARD HERE

Sydney Hamer. Of the Philadelphia
Orchestra, who has just completed the
season at Wildwood. n. j., with the
Pfeiffer Band, will shortly be heard in
Wilmington, at the RialtO Theatre,
where he will give cello solos before
his return for the opening of the season
as one Of the 'cellolsts Of the Philadel-
phia Orchestra.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03
MISS WALES DELIGHTS IN CONCERT.

One of the delightful features Of the
sacred concert on Sunday night at
Ocean City. " j.. was the singing Of
Mrs. Leonard Z. Wales. Mrs Wales
has attained distinction in professional
circles. having appeared jointly with
other leading artists Of the country.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03
1B i rek Ih S

SPRINGER To Mr.. and Mrs George
Springer, Of No. 61+ Ferris street. at the
Homeopathic Hospital, on September 3,
a daughter.
Mr.. and. Mrs Roy Collins Of
No. Sle Madison street, at the Delaware
Hospital, on September /, a daughter.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03

An automobile authority states that
gas cars VIII he replaced by steam cars
within 25 years.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03
Y. W. C. A. CALENDAR

Wednesday.
1890 a. m
Equipment and repairs committee,
club rooms.
400 y. m.
Religious work committee, club
rooms.
1.35 y. m.
Wapanachki camp flre, club rooms.
Thursday.
10 a. m
Cafeteria committee, Ninth and Ship
ley streets.
800 y. m.
Industrial extension committed. club
rooms.
Visitors day. Holiday House.
Saturday.
Weekend party. Holiday House.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03

left on Monday for Atlantic City where
they will spend fortnight.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03

DR.. and Mrs. Julian Adair and daugh-
ters returned on Sunday from a two
weeks vacation spent at ocean City,
N. J.
Evening journal., 1919-09-03

Walter A. Haley. OF No. 26O7 West
Eighteenth street, is spending several
days at Asbury Park, N. J.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1919-09-11
WOMAN's CLUB TO
BEGIN. YEARS WORK

The opening Womsn.s. Club, meet.
Ing: will be@heldi Sept. H.. with Mrs:
Walter schwalje: The program :. il
a. miscellaneous oue;a vartouss sub
tects beluEz. studied: and: d4seussld:
during the year.
Mrs.. c. s.. Shippyi hesds. the club
this'year and%the: otnsbt o~fseSrs:ars.
MRS. F, G, Mertin; vice-prestdent;;
Mrs: E: q, Haviland;: second vice.
President Mrs.; e. j. Wnash;e CORES.
ponding secretary; Mrs. H. J. Knob.
LAUGH, recording secretary: Mrs. L.
J. Bowen, treasurer: Mrs. a. w.
Kotts, press correspondent.
A splendid fivesnumb4f' Lyceuh.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1919-09-11
WEDDING BELLS CHIME MER-
R|tY IN HOPE WEDNESDAY
CARPENTER-SHRUM

A pretty home wedding occurred
at high noon Wednesday when Alice.
elder daughter OF Mr.: and Mrs. Ed
ward 8. Carpenter. and Mr.. Edmund
J.. Shrum took upon themselves the
solemn vows OF wedlock.
The ceremony, conducted by the
Reverend F. H. Bergman, OF the Con-
gregational Church, was witnessed by
the immediate relatives of the con-
tracing parties and a few friends.
Miss Doris Tillotson presided at the
piano and the wedding party appear
ed to the beautiful strains OF Lohen-
grin's- Wedding March. The bride
and groom were attended by Miss
Olive and Jesse Carpenter, sister and
brother Of the bride. Miss Shrum, a
sister Of the groom, sang a solo.
Following the ceremony a delight
full luncheon was served.
Miss Carpenter is one Of Hopes
popular young ladies, a graduate of
Hope High School with the class of
1914: Since graduating from the
State Normal School at Valley City.
she has been teaching the past year,
at Drummond, Idaho.
Mr.. Shrum is a well and favorab'
ly known young man OF Valley City.
He has spent the past year in the
Army and WA recently dtacha rqad.
after some months service In France
and Germany. Previous to entering:
the army he was a. student at the
University Of Illinois and he will re-
turn there with his: bride and COM
plete his course. graduating next
spring.
I The Pioneer joins with a host Of
friends in extending. to them best
wishes for a long. happy and. PROS
porous welded life.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1919-09-11

the piano and preceding the cere-
mony Mrs. w. r., Crasweil,. of Valley
City, sang 20 Promise Me-. Then
to the strains of sousa's Wedding
March the bridat party preceded by
four flower girls, found their way to
the arbor Of. sweet peas and ferns
which had been arranged upon the
lawn, where the VOWS were taken.
The. bride was. gowned. In white
satin elaborated. with crepe and
pearls and carried a large bouquet
of roses. Miss Blanche Warner, Of
Minneapolis. her only attendant, was
gowned In cream lace with old blue
trimmings. The. bridegroom was at
tended by Mr.. w. H. Young, a class
mate and army buddy. The little
Misses Frances and Lois Warner and
Catherine and. Caroline Smith were
the flower girls.
After. thes:Guests-. aad bridal party
hsd- besn. served With, q delicious
lunch. Nj, and. Mrs. Fredrtekson- LETT
I'M their auto for an outing ct the
lakes in Minnesota Mrs: Frederick
son travelledin.s'saA of,de.k> brown
with accessories to correspond
Miss; Jefferson. is~ one OF Hopes
own daughters. She attended: thu
schools here and graduated with the
Class OF ID from. Hope High, com.
pletings her schooling. at. the. Valley
City Normal. Last year she. was q
member of the. faculty Of the Hope
Schools.
Mr.. Fredz4cksons is H. rising, youns
attorney OF Valley City and until
several, months a6e-was.one OF Uncle
Sam's khaki claa. wasrtors%
The Pioneer 1oinsr.with, ths..couna.
less friends Of the bride and groom
In eztendang, the sincsEsx wish tina,
their welded lifea viii, be- one Of
hepptness- aud property: ard con.
tlnue~ for many years.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1919-09-11

The vows which: united Miss Ina
Mildred Jefferson, daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs. Gordon Jefferson, OF this
city, and Mr.. Fred Joseph Friedrich
son, Of Valley City, IN marriage, were
spoken at three o'clock Wednesday
afternoon at the BRIDES parents.
Rev. F. H. Bergman, of the Congre-
gational Church read the impressive
ring service In the presence Of a
large company Of friends and rela-
tives.
Miss Doris TIlotson presided at
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1919-09-11

Course has. been arranged for-the
University of North Dakota Exten-
tion.. Coufao.s
Ths.progx4ns on, Friday afternoon
will be- a. followS:
Community Singing. MRS. Warren
President.ss GreetinEa:.. Mrs: Shippy
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-09-19

The point that is mainly interesting
about coats for girls and misses lies In
their new style features, for they are
developed in all of the soft, limp coat
ings that lend themselves to draping
or shocking or shirrings. velours or
duvetyn, and similar cloths with new
names, make variety In the choice OF
coatings but do not provide great
amount Of dissimilarity. so that 1t is
design and style that must serve to
distinguish them. Besides these hand
some and dressy fabrics there are the
dependable tweeds and homespuns In
sturdy coats Cor school. that are pre-
sented In trim and comfortable models.
Something new In design In coats
for the Junior miss"-which Is the
new and dignifled name by which the
fiapper now finds herself placed-is
shown In the picture above. With IT
there is pretty coat for little girl,
made of velours with bands of nutria
fur about the sleeves. This attractive
model is ornamented with triangular
inserts made of the material, shirred
In parallel rows and set in at each
side, above the high waistline. Below
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-09-19
5IK|s;lS|;;;!{Ii1E|
2933zEt !
You Do More Work.

You are mare ambitious and you get more
enjoyment out of everything when your
blood is in good condition. Impurities in
the blood have very depressing effect on
the system, causing weakness, laziness.
nervousness and sickness.
GROVES TASTELESS Chill TONIC
restores Energy and Vitality by Purifying
and Enricning the Blood. When you feel
its Strengthening. invieorating effect. see
how il brings color to the cheeks and how
it improves the appetite. you will then
appreciate its true tonic value.
GROVES TASTELESS Chill TONIC
is not a patent medicine. il is simply
IRON and QUININE suspended in Syrup.
So pleasant even children like il. The
blood needs Quinine to Purify it and IRON
to Enrich it. These reliable tonic prop
critics never fail to drive out impurities in
the blood.
The Strength Creating Power of GROVES
TASTELESS Chill TONIC has made it
the favorite tonic III thousands of homes.
More than thirty-fve years ago. folks
would ride long distance to get GROVES
TASTELESS Chill TONIC when q
member of their family had Malaria or
needed bodybuilding. strengthening
tonic The formula is just the same to-
day. and you can get 1t from any drug
store. Coo per bottle.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-09-19

light supper, served from the chatting
dish, they seem especially adapted.
Royal Stew.-Place the oysters in
the chatting dish with enough of the
liquor TO float them in the pan. Chop
n head of celery, add heaping table
spoonful of chopped red pepper AS
the liquid in the pan is heating, add
two tablespoonfuls of butter, salt and
pepper to season, and when thorough
ly hot fill the pan with sweet milk
Add the celery and pepper and when
boiling hot and well blended add
spoonful of currant jelly and serve at
once.
Oyster ToddIe.-Dice One-Quarter OF
a pound of salt pork and cook slowly
until well tried out. Add one pint of
sliced raw potatoes, cover and cook
in the fat until tender. Pour in a
pint of hot milk. thicken with table
spoonful each of butter and flour
cooked together. Add pint of
oysters and when the edges curl, sea-
son and serve at once.
Creole Oysters.-Melt two table
spoonfuls of butter. add slice of
onion minced, and cook until a pale
yellow. Add a teaspoonful of flour
and a cupful of tomato. When well
cooked add a pint of drained oysters
and cook until the edges curl. Add
drop of tabasco sauce. one-half tea
spoonful of salt, one tablespoonful OF
chopped parsley and serve on toast.
Oyster Short Cake.-NIake a short
cake baked In thinner layers than the
regular cake Split and butter gener-
ously as soon as baked. Curl the oys-
tiers In their own liquor and arrange
them on the cake; cover and pour
over a thickened white sauce, using
the liquor and milk or cream with
butter and flour cooked together for
thickening.
Fried Oysters.-Try dipping the oys-
tiers In milk instead OF egg and then In
crumbs and fry in hot butter; the
change will be very agreeable.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-09-19

Wool furs. or fur fabrics. have be
come thoroughly established staples
that manufacturers of suits and top
coats reckon with each fall In making
up their lines of practical garments.
Where wool furs undertake to look
ike the pelts they initiate they are so
marvelously close to the original that
L requires a careful inspection to dis
tinguish between them. Sealskin Is
initiated in wool fur that keeps one
guessing, unless ii is almost within
arms length, and there are furs almost
as successfully initiated. But some
times the manufacturers of wool fur
use a genuine fur only as an inspi-
ration and interpret it in a fabric
that is handsomer than the original.
This IS what has been done in the
case of the material that resembles
the natural muskrat pelt, which Is
used so much for coats.
AS a trimming for cloth suits wool
furs prove more practical than real
furs, from the standpoint of service,
and a handsome wool fur is better
looking than a cheap fur. 1t stands
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-09-19
Manufacturers christen

up better. Manufacturers christen
their new productions with new names,
for the convenience of buyers, but the
public prefers to call them by the
names of the furs they resemble.
A smart new suit of duvetyn. shown
in the picture above, is Trimmed with
furfelt that looks like Sealskin. The
coat model Is one of the most success
full that the season has presented. with
close-fitting body and a basque that
falls In ripples at the sides. Rows of
narrow silk braid appear on the basque
and on the sleeves. In passing. IT may
be noted that this form of decoration
has made a triumph this season, APP
pearing persistently on the best mod
els in frocks and suits. The rows of
braid on the sleeves terminate In large
bone buttons. The coat buttons up
the front and looks very coZy and
trim with a high choker collar of the
wool fur. The belt is interesting and
pleasing. 1t Is very narrow and faS-
tens at the front with a most unex-
pected little bow tie of the material,
instead of the usual button or buckle.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-09-19
AIMING ABOUT LONG ENOUGH
Old Gentleman Evidently Thought
Prospective Son-in-Law Should
Be Getting Ready to Fire.

John Bovine was the most baShful
lad in Wessex village. For three
years he had been keeping company
with Lottie Reid. but he could not
bring his courage up to the popping
point. On Sunday night, as he was
leaving the garden gate of his IMAM
orata. he encountered the old man.
who had begun TO chafe under the
diffidence of his daughters sweet
heart.
.'Look'ee here. joint" exclaimed
paterfamilias you have been COM
ing TO see my daughter for several
years now. and / wasn't to know what
your intentions are"
"Ww-well. s-s-sir." stammered
John. Il am aiming toto m-marry
her"
..Aimingi" snorted the old man.
We'll, don't you think 1t about time
that you fired T'-London Tit-Bits.