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Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05

medicine for woman's ailments l ever saw. Mrs. SARA SHAW, R. No. l, Portsmouth, Ohio.
 Mrs. Shaw proved the merit of this medicine and wrote this letter in order that other suffering women may find relief as she did.
 Women who are suffering as she was should not drag along from day to day without giving this famous root and herb remedy, Lydia E, Pinkham' Vege- table Compound, a trial. For special advice in regard to such ailments write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. Lynn, Mass. The result of it's forty years experience is at your service.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
PACK AWAY CLOTHES.

clothing, bedding, etc., should not over' look the virtures of flower of lavender as a moth preventive. While many folks still cling to the old fashioned camphor balls for this purpose, every one knows that these preventatives leave a strong oder on all putaWay articles, and this scent sometimes re mains indefinitely. Flower of lavender has delightfully."- agreeable aroma, and compares most favorably with many well known sachets. Indeed, the wo- man who once tries this substitute for camphor balls will never go back to the latter.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
DESK EITTINGs.

More and more glass fittings arc considered appropriate for he writing desk, doubtless because they can be so easily kept clean. One of the new est glass desk accessories $ the glass photograph frame. This is made with a pattern engraved or cut Jn one side of the glass, and this pattern shows through to the plain side, which Is the right" side-the side turned oward he beholder. This glass is uncolored. Then here are little glass desk clocks. These are all glass, save the works and the hands, in neat little glass cases or frames. Like the frames scme of these show an elaborate design, ac- complished by means of cutting or en- graving.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
RECIPES.

Asparagus with Esgs.-Boil bunch of asparagus twenty minutes; cut off the tender tops and lay in a deep pie plate buttering, salting and peppering we'll Beat four eggs just enough to break up the yolks, and tablespoon ful of matted butter, with pepper and salt, and pour upon the asparagus. Bake eight minutes in a quick oven, and serve immediately.
 Asparagus on Toast.-Tie the bunch asgargus up with soft string, when you have cut away the wood, and cook about twenty five minutes in salted boiling water Have ready some slices of crustless toast; dip each in the asparagus liquor, butter well while hot and lay upon a heated dish. Drain the asparagus, and arrange on the toast. Pepper, salt and butter generously.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
BOlSHEVJKJ SLIPPING

The end of the So,snevik govern ment in Hungary has apparently been reached, or at least is in sight, judg- ing from the reports which come to the effect that the Rumanian king is about to enter Budapest accompanied by allied generals. Ever since Bella Kun set up his government in the Hungarian capital it has been recog- nized by the allies that it was nec- esary to put prompt end thereto or serious difficulties would be encount- cred in adjusting peace in that part of Europe. Consequently, even though the Hungarian bolshevists were warn-
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
OLD STOCKING CAPS.

If you have on hand few stocking hats which have stretched too large fer the children, cut th~ tassels off and turn down take folds. making straight double piece. Then cut neck hole and arm holes in them and huttenhole stitch around with yarn and hem up the bottom and you will have slipon sweaters for the little children.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
usE oLp STOCKINGS.

Anew use for old stockings is to cut around and around the leg strip half an inch wide or so, and wind it into balls. If thin in places cut a little wider to make it strong. By making it quite bias and avoiding the bend of the heel often the entire foot can be used. These balls will be of great service in tying up vines and plants in the gar den and also in winding wreaths and in many places where string is needed.
 Strips cut from old silk stockings can be used as draw strings in bags. Other uses will recommend themselves. Stockings prove useful in this way, cut and wound as directed.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
DRY MOP.

Take old stocking legs, cut in strips enough to make good mop; do not have too long; about eighteen inches is good enough. Moisten with kerosene, By putting on a few drops of kero- sene each week you will have d splendid dry mop.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
CLEANING PANS.

For removing food which has adhered to cooking dishes there is nothing to equal the shells of raw eggs. Toss enc OF two half shells into the dish, apply dish cloth and pass around the dish and the particles of food gre instantly re- --7o--oT Ivy -N~ ~'7~rD edges of shells. Fine for gem pans.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
REMOVE INK STAINS.

To remove ink stains from white cot ton wet the spot and rub with any good laundry soap, then soak in a solution of sulphur napthol for cne day. If ink has not all disappeared rinse out and boil and the ink will disappear as if it was magic. Mildew can be removed in the same way.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
Blessings of Income Tax.

The income tax may serve one good purpose; it will compel the farmer to keep an account of his business, which will tend to make the farmer a better business man. When the farmer keeps books for himself he can stop many little leaks and he will become more prosperous as he be- comes more thrifty.-Houston Post.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
CLEAN THE BEAN POT.

Fill dishpan two thirds full of cold water. put into it one teaspoonful soap powder, then take the bean pot and turn it bottom side up in the pan and set pan on range, Let boil, then you will find the bean pot clean.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
SAVING DRESSES.

One of the most profitable forms of thrift is to have street gowns for the street only, removing as soon as one gets home. Nothing can iuin a gown more than lounging ill it CT wearing it in the kitchen when preparing a meal.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
PINK EROSTING.

Peel and cut up a beet and put in boiling water. Cook a short time and mix with powdered sugar, and you will have a lovely pink frosting. Use 8 little at a time until you get the de- sired shade
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05

v A'S
 C d --:.ard.y got al nd 10 my wt-,1, an>- as l had 1our in my 4.m!ly and thrcc bo; 4. rs itmcde it very hard for me. Lydia E. Pinkham's V ge- table Com pound was recommended to me. I took it and it has restored my health. It is 1,r&n.~lvy kH1 h1-k
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
NEW DRESS SKIRTS.

Lovely new dress skirts of crepe gorrgette and the fascinating snake skin silk come ill pastel colorings and are made with the crepe in yoke eff feet and the snakeskin for inc fulness below
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
WOMAN IN LIFE AND IN THE KITCHEN

full f1aring overskirts with tight un- derskirts. A beautiful sheath gown is covered
 with lattice work of gray blue beads.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
In Grave Danger.

The Constitution, the Monroe Doc Urine and the sovereignty of the Unit ed States are in grave danger. Sena- tor Borah's voice has played out.- Chicago Post.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05

Hindenburg it is said is to quit and will write no. memoirs. He can re- member too much that wouldn't look good in print.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05

Having raised three quarters of it's quota in two- thirds of the time allow ed, Norwich should reach it's goal if the average of the past two weeks is only maintained.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05

Italy is looking forward to new pre- posals from the allies, but it would seem to be time to ,e ,orsider some of those that have been mace.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05

One dealer wants to know whether corsets should be classed as under wear in connection with the federal tax. His query probably doesn't have any reference to the advertisements.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05

In view of the second increase in telephone rates. the idel must be dis pelled that wire talk Is cheap.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05

Admiral von Tirpitz is writing a book, but the world will hold him re- sponsible for moro than that.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05

The man on the corner says: The progress of the loan subscriptions shows whether V stands for victory or vanquiShed.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
SIMPLE POLISH.

Equal parts of turpentine, kerosene and vinegar, well mixed make all eX- cellent furniture polish.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
Doctors Recommend
 Bas,-g1nso for tsse Eyes

Physicians and eye specialists pre- scribe Bon-Opto as safe home remedy in the treatment of eye troubles and to strengthen eyesight. Sold under money refund guarantee by all druggists.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05

It would certainly be an unusual general assembly unless it tried to crowd most all of it's business into the last few days
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
Root of All Biunders.

Root of All Biunders. Not so very many serious blunders are due merely to thinking inaccurate ly, but rather to talking like an idiot and not thinking at all. At least, that's the way with us.-Houston Post.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05

Now that a Missouri town has begun to crow over growing hen. watch the rest of the country cackle.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
EDITORIAL NOTES

The season will not reach it's height until the daily menu regularly offers us rhubarb pie.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05

Many a poor man has been arrested for forgery simply because he tried to make a name for himself.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
fl BEST MEDICINE
 FOR WOMEN ]"
What Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Did
 For Ohio Woman.

Portsmouth, Ohio.-"I suffered from irregularities, pains in my eido and was
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-05
Who Is the Most Popular Young Lady In Norwich :? Vote For Your Favorite.

revolution. but the diary states. "every one of them refused to do so,'
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
Shooting Into Space.

The question of whether it would
ever be possible to shoot a projectile
into space, that is to say entirely off
the earth, has long been the subject
Of discussion. In a detailed scientific
paper on the German long-ranged gun
which bombarded Paris last spring,
Major ]. Naturalization, writing in
the Journal of the Royal Artillery,
says the requisite velocity of such a
gun is not so very much higher than
what has already been achieved viz,
a muzzle velocity Of a mile per second
When we are able to increase this to
five miles per second, the projectile,
If fired at a suitable angle, will travel
around the earth as grazing satellite,
completing it's orbit between II and 10
times daily. With a velocity of about
seven miles a second, it will move off
into space, never to return.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
USE OF PHONETIC SPELLING
Reasons Advanced Why 1t Would Be
Well If Its Study Should Be
Made More General.

PhOneticS In its broadcast sense is a
study Of the whole range of sounds.
articulate, musical and otherwise. In
it's restricted sense it is confined to
articulate sounds of human speech.
Even in this restricted sense it is still
broad enough to include the subject
of the acoustic or mechanical side and
the anthrOpOlogical or pathological
side. 1t may discuss simply the
speech vibrations that cause any par
ticulGr sensations on the human ears,
or it may include an investigation of
the manner and causes of the changes
the articulate sounds Of a language
undergo as 1t develops. The study
of phOnetics is widely advocated by
philolOgists and by many Of the most
thoughtful teachers for three reasons:
Cd That persons may speak their
mother tongue correctly through thus
learning to know the proper valuation
of its sounds; (2) that they may learn
successfully the pronunciation Of 9TH
er languages, to which a knowledge of
their own is the best introduction !;
(3) that those who wish to study
philOlOgy may have a key to that
science. And the sounds Of our Ian
guage cannot be successfully studied
or explained without some use of pho
netic spelling. Hundreds of phonetic
alphabets have been proposed, but the
only one that has made progress and
bids fair to become general NATURALLY
with some notifications is that of
the Association Internationale Phone
tique. This alphabet took form be-
tween 1885 and 1889 in proposals made
by Paul Edouard Passy, a noted
French phOnetician.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
WAS ONCE "WASTE LAND"
Present Site of Great Bank in New
York City So Described In
Kings Grant

In the office of George F. Baker, in
the First National bank of New York
city, there hangs on the wall the Origi-
nal patent from James H. king of Eng
land, dated February 4, 1885, for the
land on which the First National bank
now stands, therein designated as
waste land outside the city gate of
New York. 1t was issued to one Thorn
as Dougan, "late governor and now
ADMIRAL Of New York"
There is attached a small sketch Of
the property, showing Wall street with
it's fence, and the city gate, through
which leads Broad way"
When one considers that this waste
land" now represents one of the most
valuable spots in the world one real
ICES what changes a little more than
two centuries have wrought in New
York city.
What would Thomas Dougan have
said if he had been told that on this
'Waste land" would one day stand a
banking institution returning it's stock
holders over 80 per cent a Year,
Wall Street Journal.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
OiIinu the Wheels.

No one can afford to let another per.
son exceed in politeness, and there is
nothing in the world that will oil the
wheels of life like the lubricant of cour-
tesy. Try it in your daily life and see.
No one will chide you for not being in
good form, even if you should slip in a
rev obsolete terms. For in this busy
9ge each one is an arbiter of fashion
himself. 1t would be a refreshing thing
to introduce a few of the old-fashioned
variety Of social amenities-at least it
would be refreshing to the elders of
some of the boys and girls Of the pc
Rod.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
PET PEEVES OF PREACHERS
Men of the Cloth Have Their Trou.
bes, Just as Have Their Lover
Placed Brethren.

] have met number of types in my
ministerial meanderings. Let me
quote you a few:
Those hard-headed gentlemen who
call upon me to 'display my backbone"
by giving them my active support in
their pet quarrels.
The backsliding member who fears
lest be not religiOus-minded enough
for his people.
The loud and insistent propaganda
who thinks l am insincere because |
do not shout our common beliefs from
every street corner.
The man who never attends a serv-
ice, who wonders if my sermons are
up to the mark.
The person who sees me only during
meals, and who therefore assumes that
l have nothing to do but eat.
The fastidiOus critic but slovenIy
dresser who objects to the shape of
my shoe and the length Of my coat.
Those who believe they have the
right to give me orders, on the ground
that they supply some of the money
that pays my salary.
The mothers who think it undigni-
fed Of me to seat myself near girls
other than their own daughters.
The near-fatterer who thinks my
sermons gOOd-and wonders where l
got acknowledgements Star.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
AUTO HAD LOST ITS SOUL
Mysterious Happening With Which, OF
Course, the Owner Could Have
Had Nothing to Do.

This road burner was betting on a
sure thing. IF my car will make 80
miles an hour" said an indignant own
er Of a flivver, who was hailed into
court for fracturiAg the speed law,
I'll make this policeman a present Of
It," And the magistrate took the
speeder at his word by ordering the
cop to take a Joy ride. "But bear in
mind" were the parting words Of the
magistrate, that if your automobile
is capable Of that speed you automati-
cally admit that the officer is right
about the speed you were making, and
you will not only lose your car, but
will pay $25 fine BESIDES" you're
on, judge" said the automobilist, at
which the court pounded the gavel.
But the cop didn't win the auto. Half
an hour later he was back with his
prisoner. your honor" said the poo
liceman, that car, in it's present con-
dttion, wouldn't go a mile in a month.
We went over to the garage to get it
and it puffed, sneezed, whistled and
went one block under protest. Me-
chanically, about everything is miss
ing but the windshield. Somebody
must have kicked the soul out of it
since l saw it. The car has been tam
pered with and there is no mistake
about it," The owner of the fiivver
was fined $25 and made a brief speech,
in which he allowed that justice had
fed from the earth.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
Hidden Beauties,

The hidden beauties of standard au-
thors break upon the mind by sur
prise 1t is like discovering the hid
den spring in au old jewel. You take
up the book in an idle moment, as you
may have done a thousand times be-
fore, perhaps wondering as you turn
over the leaves what the world finds
in it to admire; when suddenly as you
read your fingers press closely upon
the covers, your frame thrills, and
the passage you have lighted on chains
you like a spell, it is so wildly true
and beautiful. Millions "COmus''
flashed upon me in this way.-N. P.
Willis.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
Holstein Breeders Meeting.

A second meeting of the Holstein
Breeders association will be held at
the Commercial club rooms in Morris
at 1870 P. M. March LIST. All those
having pure bred or grade Holsteins
are invited to attend. A number of
matters Of interest will come before
the meeting and large attendance is
desired.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
CITY NEWS ITEMS

The Students Club met with Mrs.
F. A. Hancock on Monday afternoon.
The meeting was especially we'll at
tended, and the regular program was
given. A dainty lunch was served
by the hostess.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
HOUSES FOR sALE-RENT

FOR SALE.-My 1O-room residence
and four lots, 100 it. frontage, 14O
#. to alley, No. 316 Atlantic Ave.
Hot water plant, sewerage connec-
lions, lights and cistern, cement base
ment, barn, fruit and shade trees.
Ideal location for rooming house.
will give some one a bargain on this
and reasonable terms. T. J. Moore. IT,.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
Paymaster for the PARTY

AS an iuducement to Cecil, aged four
to attend Sunday school for the first
time, she was allowed to carry the pen
MES to be put into the collection en-
velope. When the class monitor came
around the teacher and the rest of the
class were very much amused to heal
her say in her most dignifed tones.
Here, girls, 1 will pay the fares"
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21

Harry Yarger returned last week
from Point Isabel, Texas, and spent
several days in Morris visiting his
brother, Ed. Yarger, before returning
to his home in Werner, N. D. Harry
enlisted in the Marines in June and
has recently received his honorable
DISCHARGE
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
Tools to Make a Rifle.

Nine hundred and ninety-seven cut
ting tools alone are required in manu-
featuring a modern rifle. The twist
drill is one of the busiest Of these. To
supply 100000 rifles, 94.OOOOOO holes
must be drilled. Shrapnel, tOrpedoes,
machine gus, bir!"nes, motor trucks
and 0nti-3i~ cTlft guns require from 20
to 5000 nOIus eocl1.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
DoiNd Nicely,

81 hear you have new lady clerk Is
"Yep."
GLOW is she doing in the Officer"
"Doing very we'll. Half the clerks
seem to be willing to do her work for
Courier-JOurnal.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
World 100000 Years Old.

Basing their calculations upon radio
active phenomena, two British scien-
lists have advanced the theory that the
world is at least 100000 years old.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
THE MARKET PLACE
CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT

3ATES:-One cent a word each 1nssE-
e9on. The minimum charge is IS cents.
IN order to avoid expense Of bookkeep-
Ill classified advertisements be paid In
advance, unless you have a ledger &C
0Ount with The Tribune.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
Resemblance.

my dear" said Mr.. X as he looked at
his wife's purchases, you remind me
of the Greek slave"
"How SOP"
"You were sold at auction "--BOstOn
Evening Transcript.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
FARMS FOR sALE-RENT

FARM FOR SALE: The N. E. a Of
Sec. 9, township 125, range 40.
One hundred and sixty acres, 4 IL
miles to county seat of Morris.
All under cultivation. For terms
and price, write to owner, Mrs.
James Sullivan, 6O9 No. High ST.,
Lake City. Mimi. 8-11.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
CONGREGATIONAL Church

Preaching service at 1920; Sun
day school at 11:3O.
F. H. Richardson.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
AMONG THE CHURCHES
Lutheran Services.

There will be no services in the
Donnelly and Swan Lake churches
next Sunday. Rev. G.. Pilgrim.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
Methodist Church.


ship, 1870. Sermon-subject, "Who
Cares?" or ""The Fellowship Of Ser
vice"
Evening service, 1880. Theme of
address, THE Greatest Sentence ever
Written'-the fifth and last in the
series on "Meditations in Superla.-
tives." Young people especially in
vited. 1.-The Little Brown Church
in the Vale" will be sung.
Sabbath School, 11:45 a. m. Class
es for all. R. M. Adams, Supt. Ep-
worth League, $50 p. m. Topic,
THE Rebuilding of Europe" Lead
er, Edgar Welfare. Young people wei
come Miss Hazel Witwer, president
G. L. Powell Minister.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21

FOR SALE, 8 room house, lots and
good barn on East First street.
Modern except heat. Will sell on
reasonable terms. ]. H. Walz.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
HELP WANTED

JANITRESS WANTED. - A compe-
tent janitress wanted at the North
western Telephone Exchange. Apply
to Wire Chief. 8p.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
LOST AND FOUND

LOST.-Purse containing check made
out to Leo S. Jones. Finder please
leave at Tribune Office. 8p.
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
Its Effect,

Of society"
"What is that?"
ut has tendency to- make green
man turn red"
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21

FOR South half of Section
16, Township 1875, Range A, three
miles north of Chokio Would like to
get 100 to 40 acres pIowed and put
into crop this year. Balance can re-
main in timothy. Will rent fer
share of crop and furnish seed if de,
sired. J. G. Chrysler & Son, Lake
Park, Iowa 6-8
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21

FOR RENT.-Six room house on
West Sixth st. Phone 113 J. Miss
Holman. IT,
Morris tribune., 1919-02-21
CORRECT MA
TERIAL.

"Do you know
that lady over
there in the lawn
dress 2"
yes, and she's
very appropriate
ly CARRIED; she's a
grass widow"
The commonwealth., 1919-09-23

he goes about the city. He wears
red skull cap and the full
flowing crimson Cardinals robe.
In the course Of his speech at
the luncheon given him yester-
fday, the Cardinal gave the fol-
lowing description Of Belgium
at the present time:
II have been told that you
wish to know whether our nation
Of the present day has recovered
from the blow we got during the
war. Well. old people surely are
not anxious to resume their
work. Many Of our workmen are
compelled to idleness-not only
at the time when the Germans
came to our country and took
away to Germany 10000 Of our
workmen, protesting that they
were idle, but at the present mo-
ment there are good many Of
them who remain necessarily
idle, because, although they are
Of good will, their factories are
destroyed. The Germans, before
leaving our country, destroyed
|
our factories. These we want.
We. want also raw materials for
working. From that point of
view l make an appeal to the
men of your great city. It is more
especially my task. [ think, to
tell you that we want also moral
and social support.
The commonwealth., 1919-09-23

the fortitude Of the wounded,
gave the following touching trib-
ute: "The cheerfuhess and for
titude of ourwounded were an
inspiration and stimulus to
their comrades. Those who are
disabled should become the affec-
tionate charge of our people.
whose care they have richly
earned - It is to be hoped that
the Congressman and Senators
who listened to these words will
see to it that every one Of these
disabled soldiers is treated with
the fairness and generosity which
his services SO richly merit.