El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-08-30

t6N YES MAWruSss every sumner
l say to my Rosie that It Is
positively the last time I would dc
such a thing. and the next summer
go TO work and do It all over
again" Abe Potash declared the
morning after he returned from his
annual vacation in the mountains
which on the boat last night. Nav
russ, we paid a dollar and a half
apiece for a ticket entitling Us to GO
into the dining room and eat dinner.
The ticket was taken Up upon enter
Ing the dining room, and where we
made our big mistake was in going
into the dirIng room and eating the
dinner. What we should ought 70
have done was TO have stayed out
side the dining room and eaten the
ticket"
sWeu. I'll tell you, Abe" Morris
began. "a man who"
sure, I know. Mawruss." Abe IN
terrupted, but there is q big differ
ence between making a god out OF
your stomach and getting a health
department permit to cart away res
taurant waste in It. II you know what
mean, because the stuff what they
served in that steamboat dining room.
wasn't food, Mawruss. II was soap
makers supplies.
The same thing also could De said
about the food at Blackface Inn,
which is so called not because Of the
service. Mawruss. but because from
the yerandah you can see two miles
away point where on g clear day
you set quite a view Of Blackface
mountain, the highest peak but eight
this side OF the Rockies, and even il
il would be the highest point but
Tn =
the management for making coffee
out Of burnt beans and fiavoring It
with scrapings off the inside OF bowls
from old briar root pipes
Too Much Brown Glue.
Also, Mawruss, a man could make
god out Of his stomach and he
could ouall1y as a meat expert be-
fore the congressional committee.
which is going to investigate the
packing trust, Mawruss, and I defy
him TO tell the difference between
the roast lamb and the roast beef
at That hotel except that the roast
lamb is always cooked too much with
brown glue on il and the roast beef
IS always done too little with brown
not water on It. but so far as the
flavor is concerned, Mawruss. a rela-
tive Of the deceased animal itself
wouldn't be able to say for sure
whether Il IS roast horse. roast
elenhant. roast cork or roast plaster
OF Paris"
But you had beautiful weather
there, didn't youg" Morris said
For anyone that didn't have acute
Indigestion Mawruss, the weather
was a number one, but what Is the
simcka for a guest at a sumner hotel
II The sun Is shining outside when
inside he Is boiling like kettle
MaWrussY Furthermore 1fswruss, II
The management Of the Blackface Inn
could Of arranged things so that only
them guests which paid % cents an
hour for the privilege could Of en-
soyed the sunshine, understand, they
would Of done so. MaWruss. and they
would Of also posted a notice IN the
hotel office that owing to economic !
conditions following the war, on and /
after August 1st the rates for sun
shine would be IS cents an hour with !
a minimum charge Of two hours In /
advance because. the water falls ]
which the manaEement had boarded 2
up and charged 25 cents admission TO
last year, now costs 50 cents to see"
do you mean to say that them
people actually has the nerve TO
charge their guests for looking AT
water falls" Morris asked.
Il mean to say that II there was
any way for the proprietor Of a
summer hotel to charge an ad-
mission 70 cool yFuFe. lTasrruEE.
amusement tax Abe declared.
IT must poison them sumner hotel !
pronrietOrs' whole lives when they
think that Il amt feasible TO build
high board fence around the Atlantic
ocean and make anyhow 10 cents a /
head ont of the proDosition-
Insects Thrown In.
Take for instance the pure spring
water which Providence supplied 70
that Blackface Inn, and the proprietor
supplies If to his guests in second /
hand bottles against the provisions
OF the bottle registration law for 50
cents a bottle. and II after the origi-
nal contents ~ the bottle got emDtled
out. an insect or two went to house
keerinP in the bottle. Mawruss. the
PROPRIETOR Of the Biackface Inn don't
charge nothing for that neither. but
that IS only because insects amt IN
srrh great der7and among the guests
o. summer hotels Otherwise summer
In