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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
BACHELOR GIRL REFLECTIONS
Copyright Publishing (The world),
BY HELEN ROWLAND,

perature for several months, and
serve under summer moon.
Even Satan could find q woman to
call him "Dearie." # he would simply
tell her that all he needed was "a
beautiful womans uplifting influ-
THE wages of sin are always
promptly paid" says the preacher.
But, sometimes a woman has an awful
hard time collecting them in the form
of alimony.
A man never quite realizes how
much he values an umbrella or a
woman until he sees some othec man
calmly walking off with one or The
other.
A man always asks for ''just one
kiss because he knows that If he
can get that ONE the rest will come
without asking.
A grass widow was the 1899 edi-
ton of a "vamp."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
Dean Mitchell Shows University
Professors and Bootblacks Get
About Equal Average of Pay

of the year 1912-1913 are still con-
nected with the university as teach
ers. Many teachers leave. of course,
before they are well enough acauaint-
ed to be an aaset to the community.
Do Much Good Work.
There is another angle to the situa-
ton which is not so well understood
and that is the amount of service that
has been rendered by members of the
faculty in spite of the handicaps mem
toned above. They take an active
part in the New Mexico Educational
association, and have contributed a
great deal to the Improvement OF the
high schools in the state.
And outside of the educational
field they have served in capacities
too numerous to mention, To the
writer It is more astonishing to con-
slider what his colleagues have done
than what they have left undone.
A professor, contrary to general be-
lief, is very busy. In addition to
teaching, every instructor has more
or less committee or administrative
work to perform. Outside of that he
has time and energy for very little
else.
Some men are so constituted that
they give their excess energy to re-
search and they place the university
on the map" in that way and give it
prestige and renown throughout the
nation and even abroad. Others have
social instincts and are good ''mixers"
Human limitations prevent all men
from being all things.
When consideration Is given to the
question whether the faculty on the
hill are making due contributions to
the social life of the community aud
to social betterment, in all fairness,
only those ought to be investigated
who remain in the community long
enough to acquire some interest in it..
LYNN b. MITCHELL.
Palo Alto, Calf, July 20, 1919.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
About Digestion.

Digestion begins in the mouth, The
food should be thoroughly masticated
and insalivated before it is swallowed
When this is habitually neglected
stomach trouble is almost sure to fol-
low. If you now have Indigestion eat
no beef or veal and sparingly of other
meats, masticate your food thorough
ly and you may recover without tax.
ing. any medicine. If your bowels are
constipated take Chamberlain's Tab
lets. They not only cause a gentle
movement Of the bowels but aid di.
gestion and strengthen the stomach
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
TO Ladies
Who are Stout

Fat is fatal to health and beauty.
Reduce weight ssnsibly and easily; i'm
prove your health and figure. Avoid
heart trouble, wrinkles, nervousness,
weaknesses, etc, besides personal en-
barrassment, due to obesity.
Look and feel younger. Walk
sprightly. Let your eyes sparkle with
new fervor. Surprise and delight your
friends. Be girl againl
Go to the druggist, get a small box
of oil of korein (capsules) and follow
directions of the korein system. Re-
luce 10 to 60 pounds under guarantee.
Eat all you need (including some candy,
if desired) while reducing.
Don't bother about going through
tiresome exercises or following rules Of
starvation diet. Why not become slen-
der without drastic drugs, worry and
,elf-deniali Here 3 your chancel
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
Today,s BIRTHDAYS.

Joseph II. Shea. who has been serv-
ing as United States ambassador to
Chile, born at Lexington. Ind, 56
years ago today
Lordas Dunsany, who has attained
much success as a playwright. born
in England II years ago today.
William A. Johnston. chief justice
of the Kansas supreme court, born at
oxford Ont, III years ago today.
Henrik Pontoppidan, celebrated
Danish author and Nobel prize Win
ner, born at Frederick. Denmark, 62
years ago today.
William Gillette. celebrated as actor
and playwright, born at Hartford,
Conn, GA years ago today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
SHOULD KNOW THE FACTS.

The president said in his speech
laying the treaty before congress:
My services and all the informa-
ton possess will be at your disposal
and at the disposal of your committee
on foreign relations at any time, either
informally or in session, as you may
prefer, and ! hope you will not hest
tate to make use of them"
And yet the first move the presi-
dent made to lay specific information
before the senate was in secret con-
ferences with a number of his close
democratic friends of the senate, and
later in secret conferences with Sc
lected republican senators hidden to
call at the White House.
Now that the treaty Is complete and
the senate is asked to ratify it, the
president does not summon the COM
mittee on foreign relations--not even
the chairman of that committee
which must report the treaty to the
senate, but seeks to proselyte sup
porters among his political opponents.
The president made an eloquent ad-
dress dealing in congratulations about
the treaty. but he still exhibits no
great alacrity in laying the actual de-
tails before the senate. This must be
disappointing to his supporters, like
the New York Times, for instance.
which made the following Illuminating
comments on his address:
1T is most gratifying to learn that
the president will at once hold con-
ference with the senate committee on
foreign relations. In this, we think,
he repairs an earlier error. He was
not bound by constitutional precept
or by precedent to consult with the
senate during the earlier stages of the
negotiations, or at an until the treaty
was signed. But had he done so it
would have been an act of manifest
WISDOM for in that way he might
have spared himself much em0arrass-
ment; he might have spared the
country great part, if not all, of the
division of the counsel which has
arisen over the treaty and the league
covenant. He would have
been well advised had he taken into
conference and into his confidence
some of the leading members of the
senate, republican and democratic, be-
fore his first departure for Paris II
would have been we'll to renew that
interchange of views with them from
time to time as the negotiations pro-
ceeded. By that course mlsunder-
standing would have been cleared
away, opposition overcome, much bet.
ter relations established. 1t is never
too late to mend"
Yet il cannot be said that the presi
dent does not thoroughly understand
the treaty making power of the Uni
ted States and it's constitutional allo
cation between the president anC
senate. Before woodrow Wilson be
came president. or perhaps dreamed
of it. he wrote IN Congressional Gov
eminent: A Study of American Foil
tics" the following sentences:
"The greatest consultative privileg
of the senate--the greatest in dignity
at least, if not in effect upon the in
terests of the country-is its right Il
ruling voice in the ratification o
treaties with foreign powers
THE president really has no voice
at all in the conclusions of the senate
with reference to his diplomatic trans
actions, or with reference to any o
the matters upon which he con
suits it,"
Here Mr., Wilson frankly recognized
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
SPRING FEVER
Following Colds, Grippe, Thin.
Watery or Poisoned Blood
YBy pR. YA1ENrINr Morr.YN

" xsI
AT this time of year most people sui.
fer from what we term Spring fever
because of stagnant condition of the
blood, because of the toxic poisons
stored up within the body during the
long winter. We. eat too much meat,
with little or no green vegetables.
Bloodless people, thin, anemic people
those with pale cheeks and lips, who
have poor appetite and feel that tired
worn or feverish condition in the spring
time of the year, should try the refresh
ing tonic powers of good alterative
and blood purifier. Such tonic as drug
gists have sold for fifty years, is Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. Il
is a standard remedy that can be OBJ
tanned in tablet or liquid form. Made
without alcohol from wild roots and
barks.
Occasionally one should "clean house"
with castor oil or tiny pills made up of
the May-apple, leaves of aloe and jalap,
and sold by almost all druggists in this
country as Doctor Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets.
San Mareial, N. Msr.--"I suffered for two years
with frequent headache and pain in my left slds
and the small Of my back. l was respondent and
30 nervous the least little racket would upset ma
wrote to the Specialists at the Invalids' Hotel,
and was advisedt to use Dr. Piercss Golden Medical
Discovery and the Anuric Tablets. | did so and
Immediately began to get better My symptoms
disappeared and in two months time my health
was regained. l took sir bottles Of each medicins
and few Of tbs Pleasant Pellets for regulating
my bowels. l am now in perfect health and enjoy
ing life.
~ cannot say too much In praise OF these medi
cines and the kind and courteous attention given
ms."-Miss Mamis Copeland
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
HOW CAN 1 SERVE?

There are strange ways of serving God
You sweep a room or turn a sod.
And suddenly, to your surprise,
You hear the whirr of seraphim
And find you're under Gods own eyes
And building palaces for him.
There are strange. unexpected ways
OF going soldering these days.
1t may be only census blanks
Your asked to conquer with a pen,
But suddenly you're in the ranks
And fighting for the rights OF men
Hermann Hagedorn.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
"In the Days News, y

: The life-story of Sir Marcus Samuel.
who has purchased from the Earl of
Berkeley for the sum of $4,000, 600
a parcel of fashionable residential
section of London known as Berkeley
square, furnishes one of the real ro-
mances of the business world. Sir
Marcus. in his early days. kept a
little shop in one of the poorer quar-
tiers of the British metropolis. where
he made and sold for a shilling or
two ornamental boxes made of shells
from the sea shore. Later, he invest
ed his savings in oil. made money and
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24

Today's Anniversaries.
lS62-Martin Van Buren,. eighth pres
.dent of the United States, died
at Undertook. N Y, Born
there Dec, 8. 1882,
1S6S--Lord Robert Cranworth twice
lord high chancellor of Eng
land, died in London. Born
Dec. Is. 1890.
B. Hill of New York de-
livered a speech in the United
States senate in defense of
President Cleveland.
1903-The time set for ratification of
the st. Thomas treaty between
Denmark and the United States
having expired. the treaty was
dead.
British steamer Knight
Commander, carrying valua-
Bile cargo, was sunk by the
Vladivostok squadron.
1914-Austria demanded that Serbia
punish the assassins of Arch
duke Francis Ferdinand.
1915ATurkish and Arab troops on
the Euphrates in Mesopotamia.
1916-The Irish Home Rule protocol
broke down.
voted new war
credit of $3,250. 900. bring
ing Great Britain's war expen-
ditures to total of $26,460,-
100000.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24

Recipe for True Love: Take one
whole friendship composed of two
parts mutual admiration and one part
mutual respect. Add a soupcon of
physical attraction and spice delicate
ly with sentiment. Cover with i'm
agination, keep in a moderate tenn
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24

started a company called the "sheIl,"
thus identifying his big new venture
with his original struggling business
Since those days he has accumulated
fortune of many millions and has
been honored with baronetcy. And
all from selling shells from the sea
shore-mixed with an abundance Of
brains and energy.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
COLD MEDAL
akRl!:: E!! Enc!
W REx1dIIAx1 ~

The worlds standard remedy for kidney,
liver, bladder and uric acid troubles, ths
enemies OF life and looks. In use since
1896. All druggists, three sizes.
too,k for the name Gold Medal on every bo1
and accept no imitation
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
A RESTRICTED SUBURB.
Philadelphia Bulletin.

IHIIdUtIUTId DulIetIiI'- =
IF I sell you lot in this suburb
you agree to build house costing moi
less than $20.000?"
Eyes, if that, is the rule
"And / might suggest that my
brother is an architect. He'll see tina.
you observe the rule"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
TODAY EVENTS

Bolivia keeps holiday today in
celebration of the birthday of Simon
Bolivar.
Utah celebrates today as Pioneers
day the anniversary of the arrival of
Brigham Young and his little colony
in Salt Lake valley in 1947.
Today is the centennial anniversary
of the birth of DR., Josiah G. Holland,
poet, journalist. editor, and the author
of several widely read novels
Following a campaign devoid of any
issue of unusual Importance. the pro-
vincial elections in Prince Edward
Island will be held today
The torpedo boat destroyer Crown
inshield, built for the United States
navy, is to be launched today at
Bath. Me.
The dedication of two sections of
the Lincoln highway is to be made the
occasion for a big celebration today
at Salt Lake City, the governors of
Utah and Nevada and other notables
to take part
Five hundred delegates from all
parts of the United States and Canada
are expected in Cleveland today for
the international convention of Gid
cons or Christian Travelling Mems
association.
Problems of the retail merchants,
with special reference to new condi.
tons developed by the world war, will
be considered by delegates from all
over the west at the fourth annual
Business Builders congress, to meet
in Chicago.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
SILENT AlRPLANE COMING.
Popular Mechanic

In discussing the inconvenience and
fatigue caused by the continuous roar
ing of an airplane's motor and pro-
peller a British official has declared
that the elimination of all noise is not
only possible. but certain to be at
tanned in the near future. He be-
lieves that flying is even now as safe
and convenient as travel in a fast
express train.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
1T WEARS ON THE FISH.

Those dead fish that strew the
shores of many of our lakes owe their
death, 1t has. been discovered, to a
gradual wearing down of their nerv-
Gus systems from being called the
finny tribe.'s-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
Women
Made Young

Bright eyes, a clear skin and a body
fun of youth and health may be
yours if you will keep your system
in order by regularly taking
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
KEEP BROAD AND DEED.

Jules Breton. z
Let artists remember that nothing
is more rare than. that the finite
should awaken the idea of the infinite,
To do this they must be broad and
deep, pitiless against the seductive
surface prettinesses.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
One Year Ago Today i'm the War.

Japan agreed to all United States
proposals regarding joint action in
Russia.
Five towns behind the German lines
bombed by French and British air.
men.
0G0.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24

When opals are first taken from
the mine they are so soft that they
can be picked to pieces with the fin
gernail
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24

Trees which grow on the northern
side of hill make more durable
timber than those which grow on the
southern side.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24

Some men are born for matrimony,
of them are merely poor dodgers
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED
pRRSs

The Associated Press Is exclusively
entitled to the use for republication
! OF ell news credited to 1t or not other"
wise credited in this paper and also
4 the local news published herein.
THE JOURNAL takes and prints
| s,xty hours and thirty minutes Of ex-
| clusvely Associated Press leased wire
| service each week. No other news
paper published IN New Mexico takes
/ more than twenty-four hours Of Asso-
/ ctated Press service during week.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24

Given q mlrr'aEe
between q man With
the "Um" habit and
a woman with the
why ?" habit, and
Satan has a good
start toward one
more divorce court
triumph.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24
Conventions Opening To-day.

Mackinac Island, Northern
Henlock and Hardwood Manufactur-
ers' association.
Mackinac Island. Mich.-Michigan
Hardwood Manufacturers association.
Manitou, Colo.--Colorado Sheriffs'
association.
Cleveland, international Con-
vention of Gideons.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24

Every Swedish girl not born to
wealth is taught trade Of some kind,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-24

Putting your heart
in a summer flirta-
ton is stalking a
gold piece against
stage money.
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Bum Service.

Wife called up hubble asking him
TO stop in the bank and get her $50.
On his return in the evening he hand
ed her SIS bill. What is the mat
ter with you. Albert?' she inquired.
"I asked you to bring me $50" "Oh.
It's the fault Of these doggone tele-
phones. Seems like a person never
can get the right number. "-Indianapo-
lis Star.
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Nature is a wonderful
thing because it provides all
living beings with winter
covering before the cold
weather comes, and now is
the time for the men of Ma
rianna to prepare to see Mr..
Cacey of the American Art
Tailoring Co. and order that
winter suit.
~ Grove-Reed Co.
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Innammxbllity.

"Do you want your hair singedY'
asked the polite barber. mo, don't
want to take q chance. A friend In
whose judgment l have some conf
dence told me have an ivory dome"
"what difference does that make r
"He might be wrong. Maybe it's cel
luloid."
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Pershing has officially thanked the
city of Paris, which leads US to be-
heve that Pershing didn't do any re-
tail shopping on his own account
while there.-New York Morning
Telegraph.
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Apparently, if Germany and Aus
tria had been entrusted with the job,
they could have fixed up the peace
terms that would have suited them
exactly.-Kansas City Star.
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FOR SALE-Five room dwelling,
modern conveniences, outhouses, gar
den, large lot, good property. Will
sell for $2,000-less than the cost
of the improvements. See F. R. Du-
puy. *tf
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CLASSIFIED ADS

FOR SALE-House and lot on
corner of Mississippi and Church
streets in Mariana, Ark. For
price, terms, ETC., see ]. B. Daggett.
*tf
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MONEY TO LOAN-On improv-
ed lands in Lee county. Easy terms.
Long time, low rate of interest.
c. t. Chandler, agent for Union
Central Life Insurance Co., +tf
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FOR SALE-One-ton Nash truck.
Used only go days. Comparatively
new. Win sell at a bargain. See
Geo. Word. *tf
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One of the oldest streets of the
world, the thoroughfare which for
400 years has encircled Lucca, Italy
on the top of the city wall, was
recently officially renamed Boulevard
President Wilson. 1t is SO wide that
twelve horses can be driven abreast.
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LOST-On Mud Ian:
Thursday morning small 0s
containing light blue suit q !
other wearing apparel ana ~
liable papers. Was evl ca
off the train along the nns Y
one through mistake; !, !. a. \.
return to DR.. c. T. ona'u'
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Frank Govan, who recently re-
turned from France, is here from
Memphis this week visiting his par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. B. M. Govan.
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Northerner-"What's that white,
fluffy stuff yours picking?"
''That, sab, will be wool when
yo' wear it next winter in the
Life.
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1t strikes us it is gong gong,
pretty tough on the n''' a.
the increased demand !, Il 4
reaches the proportions .a :
to. -Philadelphia inqu'''"
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The flu was very incon's =
cording to a New foIl
was riding in a crowos e. -
who blew the nose Of tn ~ :.
to him in mistake Tor n'' :
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+. FOR SALE-One brand =
den oak flat top desk and I
match. Will sell for less y
tory cost. Freeman q ~
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SALESMAN WANTED-To solicit
orders for lubricating oils, greases
and paints. Salary or commission.
Address the Lennox Oil & Paint Co.,
Cleveland, o. *5p
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Napoleon's first finger was long
er than his middle finger-one OF
the few cases on record.
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LOST-Sigma Chi fratsr
name on back, set with
rubies. Reward for retun
d. Benham.
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LOST-Open face, 16 size Elgin
movement gold watch. Reward for
return to R. D, Smith *12
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F. N. BURKE,
o. L. WILLIAMSON,
SCHOOL SUPPLIES

School directors and teachers,
send for our catalog. We deal in
everything for school,"
EDUCATIONAL SUPPLY co.
Board of Commerce Building, Lit
tie Rock, Ark. *Aug25p
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You can enter sleeping car in
Cairo, now, any evening at dinner
time, and reach Jerusalem at four
the next afternoon. Before the
building of the railroad the same
trip took three weeks.
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T. B. Katzenstein has gone to New
York on business.
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WANTED-Room and
desirable family for two men
81.
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REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
Bank of Moro

Moro, Lee County, Arkansas
AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS
JUNE 80, 1919
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State of Arkansas, County of Lee:
We, Max D. Miller, president,
and Hugh Nixon, cashier Of the
above named bank, do solemnly
swear that the above statement is
true to the best of our knowledge
and belief.
MAX d. MILLER. President
HUGH NIXON, Cashier.
Attest:
F. N. BURKE,
O. L. WILLIAMSON,
JACOB SHAUL, Directors
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this 9th day of July, 1919. My
commission expires Dec. %, 1920.
RS. McCLINTOCK,
Notary Public.
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FOR SALE-4O0 No,
Mrs. Hoppe. Phone S66.

FOR SALE-Seven room
on Cedar street. See ". u
at Willis's store.
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A man or woman is the only liv
ing thing that sleeps on the back.