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Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
30 LIVES LOST
IN SHIPWRECK
Only Two Saved as OIL Tanker
Goes Down


CANDON, Ore, Dec. 20-At least
thirty lives were lost when the oil
tanker, j. A. Chanslor bound in
ballast from PoISchester. Ore. to
San Frapcisco, was wrecked off Cape
Blanco Thursday night, according to
Earl Dooley, member of the crew.
who was washed ashore from one of
tho Chanslor's liboats near here
early today.
Besides Dooley another unidentified
man was saved. According to Dooley
the ship struck reef at 6:15 o'clock
Thursday night and broke in two in
few minutes afterwards. The af-
terpart of the vessel sinking, taking
thirty men down with 1t, a score of
the crew OF flfty-one being still un-
accounted for today.
After the vessel broke in two ac-
cordlng to Dooleys account, ten or
twelve Of the survivors, succeeding in
manning lifeboats, Captain A. Sawyer
being among them.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
HANDLE B|GRUSH
At POST OFFICE
Efficiency Counts In Jam Of
Christmas Mail

Although mail conditions thus far
appear entirely normal to the public
IL is only because the unusually early
Christmas rush Is being handled with
such great efficiency that abnormal
conditions cannot be detected, accord
ing to Postmaster Richard White.
The Christmas mails this year have
started at least three days earlier than
usual. Thursday and Friday an un-
usual amount of mail was handled
and today IS expected to prove one of
the biggest days.
The local postoffice has risen to the
occasion and thus far everything has
gone without a hitch. Three extra
wagons besides the two automobiles
are already kept busy delivering par
cells post packages. Post office en-
ployes are working over time every
night and all be on the job Sunday
Postmaster White ascribes much Of
the success in handling the mail this
season to both the clerks and mailmen
who despite the great lack of extra
help are working faithfully. Mr..
White said today that tho force is par
ticularly good and VIII be able to see
the next four days rush through in
good shape.
Thus far there has been no conges-
ton at central points, which condi-
tion, naturally, facilitates matters
greatly.
An unusually large amount of ad-
vertising by merchants is being done
through the mails this year, but is
well taken care of along with the rest
of the Christmas mail.
There will be one delivery of first
class mail tomorrow and the wagons
and trucks will be on the job, so as
to get the postoffice entirely cleaned
out and prevent the holding UP of any
mail Monday.
Packages this year have been re-
ceived in very good condition, and
Postmaster White wishes to thank
the public for it's cooperation. Mails
properly wrapped and plainly ad-
dressed will help both the postofice
department and the public.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
Funeral for Charles Deworth

Funeral services for Charles De-
Worth, resident of this city for a
number of years, will be held tomor-
row afternoon at 1 o'clock from his
late residence in Fords. Rev. w.
Northey Jones, rector of st. Peters
Episcopal church, will officiate. In
terment will be in Christ church
cemetery. South Amboy. Mr.. De-
Worth was member of Middlesex
Council No. 63. Jr. o. U. A. M. the
Patriotic Sons of America and the
Carpenters Union, Local No. 65.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
Odd Fellows Nominate.

The second Nomination OF Officers
for Lawrence Lodge, No. SO Odd Fell
lows took place last night. The first
degree was conferred on seven candi-
dates at the same time, four being for
Hobart Lodge. of Woodbridge, one for
General Morgan Lodge, of South Am
boy, and two for the local lodge. The
degree team of the local lodge OF
which Clifford Gillis Is the degree
master was IN charge of the work
The second degree will be conferred al
the next meeting when the election for
1920 will take place.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
MEH ENLIST HERE

Two enlistments are reported by
the Army Recruiting Station for this
week. They are: William J. Deve-
rim, of S71 Elm street, and John
Bartus. of 946 Pine street, this city.
Deverin enlisted In the medical de-
partment and Bartus in the cavalry.
The office has been informed that
there are several vacancies in various
army bands. Musicians who seek
appointment to army bands are in
structed to call at the recruiting sta
ton.
There are also vacancies in the
Panama Canal department. Complete
information can be obtained from
the recruiting office.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
FEW GET OUT 1920 AUTO
LICENSES; SOME TO Be LEFT

Max Gibian, OF the Perth Amboy
Garage, has received 10000 automo-
bile license plates for 1920 cars, to
be distributed to car owners in this
section. To date but five per cent.
have been disposed OF. With only
eight days remaining in which to
dispose of the remaining ninety-flve
per cent. of the plates Mr.. Gibian re-
quests the automobile, motorcycle
and auto truck owners to secure them
Immediately in order to avoid the
usual congestion during the last two
or three days of the year.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
PLAN TO FINANCE FOREIGN
TRADE UNDER EDGE BILL
8u Tho Associated Press.

Bu Th1 Associated Press.
NEW YORK, Dec. 20-lThe federal
reserve board will sponsor a moves
ment for the organization of corpors
alton to finance export trade under
the Edge bill.
Governor Harding, of the Federal
Reserve Board, will call q conferences
Of bankers and manufacturers after
the holidays. The conferees will dis
cuss the feasibility of extending long
credits to European countries
through the machinery which the
Edge bill provides.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
POLICE TOLD To SEE THAT
SNOW is CLEARED AWAY

Chief Burke ordered his mon this
morning to have the people clear the
sidewalks of all snow deposited dur
ing the recent storm. This order is
mainly for the people living or doing
business on the main streets, as a
number of out-of-town shoppers are
expected into the city over the week.
end. and the appearance of the city
is always talked of by visitors. Ac-
cidents will also be prevented by
quickly removing the snow deposits.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
90 Sent From Pittsburgh

PITTSBURGH, Dec. 20.-SiXty-nine
Russians accused of anti-government
activities during the coal strike and
recommended for deportation are en-
route from this city to Ellis Island
today to await deportation for Russia.
Two special cars were required to
carry the men who had been arrested
by federal agents in various points in
this district. The train win stop at
Greensburg. Pa, to pick up thirteen
more alleged radicals.
20 From Youngstown
YOUNGSTOWN, o., Dec. 90
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
MAN CHARGED WITH K|LL|NG2
WITH AUTO AGAIN IN COURT

Charles Rossner, who Is out on
$4,000 bail on two charges of man
slaughter was summoned to appear in
court at IL o'clock this morning to
answer a charge of driving without a
license, his license having been taken
away from him, after the killing of
the child at Bonhamtown.
On Monday, an employe of Rossner
got in an argument with him at Me-
tuchen and 1t is understood, refused to
drive the car further. Rossner 1t is
said stated he did not need him to
drive the car, and drove same into this
city. Another person seen RossneI
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
Date Not Yet Fixed


WASHINGTON, Dec. 20:-The
date for the departure from New
York of radical aliens ordered de-
ported has not yet been fixed and will
not be until additional reports arc
received concerning the movement TO
seaboards of some aliens now held
in various inland points. Anthony
Camminetti. commissioner of immi-
grafton, said today.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Six acres of the Edgar Estate, on
Blair Road, Carteret, which has been
in the hands of N. Adolph Nielsen has
been sold to the Diamond Match Com
pany who will build q large p ant di-
Edgar estate contains much more
property is in the charge of Cornelius
T. Myers and the sale of much of it
is expected soon.
Carpenter WORK ana Jopbing prompt
ly attended to. Geo II. Thompson, 81
Lewis ST. Phone 1909 W.
5474- -6-25-wed and sat If.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

driving the car, according to the po-
lice.
Neither of the complaining witness
es appeared in court this morning,
but Thomas Hanson their attorney was
on hand, as was Bus Starter George
Walker. Thomas Brown appeared
after 1t was decided to adjourn the
case until Tuesday night, and after a
little conversation. the case was ad-
journed to January IL.
The trial for the two manslaughter
charges will como up around that
time. Inspector Burton was on hand
and was in favor of the adjournment.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
SCORES KILLED
IN TRAIN WRECK
IS Dead, 35 Hurt--TaIe Of ACCl-
dent in Canada
Bv The Associated Press.

MONTREAL, Dec. 20:-Fifteen
persons were killed and thirty-five
Injured in the collision between a
freight train and a special passenger
train near Onawa, Me, this morning,
according to an official statement Is
sued by the Canadian-Pacific Rail
way Company at II A. M.
The dead include four members of
the train crews.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
Funeral for Alexander Stuart
EM EnPc1nI Gnt-reannnAenr

SOUTH AMBOY. Dec. 2o:-The
funeral services of the late Alexander
Stuart were held Thursday afternoon
at o'clock from his late home on
First street. Rev. G. w. McCombe
officiated. The Masonic order also
read their impressive service. Inter-
ment was made in New Brunswick,
Mr.. Stuart, who was seventy years
old, passed away on Monday after an
extended illness, Brights disease be-
ing the cause of his death Mr.. Stuart
followed the water for many years.
being captain on steamboats, plying
outside routes between eastern and
southern ports.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
John Derco

John Derco. eighteen years old. Of
41s Inslee street, ided Thursday. Sur
vived by his mother. Mrs. Elizabeth
Derco, with whom he resided Fun
eral services tomorrow afternoon az
8 o'clock at the Magyar Reformed
Church. Rev. Louis Nanassy will Of
ficite. Interment will be in Alpine
Cemetery.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
CONGRESSMEN LEAVING FOR
HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
BIZ The Associated Press.

ID 10 = HSSUUIulbu ITcSs. =, -,
WASHINGTON, Dec. 20-With
plans laid for disposing Of the most
pressing and important legislation.
congress was prepared to recess un-
til January 8. to enable members to
enjoy the holidays at their homes
Most of the congressman have ar
ranged to leave the capital tonight
and lay aside legislative cares until the
new year.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

The Federal Municipal Employ
ment office in State street has sew
eral opportunities open for men who
desire positions either at skilled or un-
skilled work. Uusally with the COM
ing of snow storm the demand for
labor lets up, but this has not been
the case today.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
UKRAINIAN CONGREGATION OF THE
ASSUMPTION CHURCH

Wishes to announce that 1t has just
purchased from William Massopust.
property known as Pulaski Park and
Hall, containing plot of land 16Ox216
feet
Pulaski Hall will be used for con-
certs theatricals. church fairs. balls,
meetings and all kinds of entertain
ments.
Hall can be rented from the rector at
.IS8 Easton street. Telephone 767.
|11400-12 6t%
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
SOVIET ARK" READY To SAIL
W|THREDS ON 2 HOURS NOTICE

Twenty-six aliens, all said to be mem-
bers of the Union of Russian Workers
were sent from here to Ellis Island to
await steps for their deportation.
The men, all steel workers, took
with them their savings of nearly
$685. in cash. They are said to be
members of the East Youngstown
Branch of Russian Workers, charac-
terized by federal agents as one of the
strongest branches OF that organiza-
tion
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
PUT ON PROBATION


BV SIAN COTTeSUOhucHI
NEW BRUNSWICK, Dec. 20-John
Kassler, who was arrested in Perth
Amboy on Dec. 10 for deserting his
wife and family who live at 33 Hazard
street, New Brunswick, was arraigned
before Judge DAILY yesterday. His wife
declared she did not wish to press
charges against him and Kassler sign
ed an allegation pleading guilty to the
charges. He was put on probation for
the full term. In sentencing him Judge
DAILY said If any more complaints were
made against him by his wife he would
be sent to states prison.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
Also from Detroit

By The AsSoctated PreOs.
DETROIT, Mich, Dec. 20:-Sixty
alleged radicals rounded up in recent
raids by the Department of Justice
operatives will be sent from here to
New York for deportation to Russia,
1t was announced this morning.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
Funeral for Mrs. Robert l.. Porter

Funeral services for Mrs. Chestine
Alzina Porter, wife Of Robert L.
Porter, of sos State street. who died
suddenly at her homo Wednesday
night, will be held tomorrow after
noon at 2:30 o'clock from her late
residence. Rev. Frederick Neider-
meyer, pastor of the First Presby-
terian church, will ofilciate. Inter
ment will be in Alpine cemetery.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
Funeral For Miss Bessie v. McDer.
mott

Funeral services for Miss Bessie ".
McDermott, daughter OF the late Po-
lice Sergeant William McDermott, of
40 jefferson street, was held from her
late residence this morning followed
by a solemn requiem high mass at St.
Mary's church at 10 o'clock. Rev.
Father Larkin was celebrant at the
mass Rev. Father Prendergast was
deacon and Rev. Father Corr, for
mer curate at the church. was SUBJ
deacon. Dean William =. Cantwell
was on the altar as master of cere-
monies The church was well filed
with frieR1s and relatives. The bear
ers were Thomas McDermott Edward
Smith, Joseph Kelly, John .McNa-
mara, Thomas Smith and Arthur Nc
Dermott. Interment was In st. Marys
cemetery.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
1000 VACANCIES IN TEACHING
STAFF OF n. J. SCHOOLS
BIZ The Associated Press.

BIZ The Associated Press.
SOMERVILLE, Dec. 20-New Jer-
sey has 1000 vacancies in the teach
ing staff of her public schools and
the educational system of the state
is facing a crisis. State Commissioner
of Education c. N. Kendall told mem
bera of the Somerset County School
Board hre last night. He advocated
increasing the minimum wage to 500
a month to meet competition of
New York and Philadelphia.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
THE AEOLIA-VoCALEON SOLD ONLY
RY NTQNVAIVn

This instrument may be purchas,
from Montalvo on the same easy tern
as any other phonograph. See Mo-
talvo FIRST. 80 Smith st.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
LATEST RECORD HITS ONLY Al
NONTALV0'S

Such big hits as Patches" "Oh What
A Pal Was Mary" Waltz; mo Body
Knows" One-Step: MY Baby's Arms,@
Fox Trot, and many others. Always
on sale at Montalvo'a. 80 Smith st.
il1194-12-16-6t$
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Special sale on Weed and Rid-o-Skid
Chains Perth Amboy Garage Co.
112S7-12-17-4t%
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
SPECIAL VICTOR VICTROLA
CHRTSTMA9 OFFER

Montalvo, the Talking Machine Spe-
oialist of Smith St is offering a gen.
uine Victrola outfit for only SIS ,1n
and the balance on the easiest kind OF
easy terms or only $59,65 cash. Call al
once and see this big value. Mantalvo
80 Smith St 11194-12-15-6t'
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

II your Steam eoi1er or Hot Air Fur
mace has not heated as 1t should I will
make 1t or no charge +. J. Larkin,
o23 MarNet st n1S7-ln- -20-1mos
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
MONTALVO INCLUDES RECORDS
WITH ALL PHONOGRAPHS AS A
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Everyone who returns this adver-
tisement to Montalvo before December
20, may charge records of their own
selection up to the amount OF their
first payment on any talking machine
So everyone ought to seize this oppor-
tunity. not alone to be able to choose
the best instrument and to be assured
the pleasure of music in the home"
while paying obviously trifiing amounts
for the pleasure of ownership. Be
sure you get In the right place Mon
talvo's, 80 Smith Street. a
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Keep your motor warm this winter
Learn how at Van Syckle's Forditorium
11409-12-20-1t
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
NOTICE TO OWNERS OF PLAYER
pUAN0Q

When you want the latest and best
rolls be sure to go to Montalvo's.
Every roll Is absolutely new and per
feet with the seals unbroken This is
really the better way to buy rolls,
Think It over. Montalvo, 80 Smith st.
11194-12-15-6t"
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Electric motor heaters $3.50 and $40,
Mt Van Syckles Forditorium.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

P. A. Hdwe. for bread and cake mixers
11203-12-15-tf+
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Motor heaters keep the motor warm
at night See It at Van Syckle's Fordi-
torium. 11410-12-20-1t"
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

P. A. Hdwe. for percolators.
11203-12-15-tf%
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Keep your motor warm this winter
Learn how at Van Syckles Forditorlum.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Hudson Sedan for nire. sections Gars
lage, 11155-lz-lS-t1~
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

p. A. Hdwe. for sleds.
12O3-12-15-tf%
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Christmas clothing for the whole
family. Cash or Credit. M. Michaeiss
HIS Smith ST. ll24G-1Z-1b-SI~
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Montclair Big Five at Auditorium toy
night. 114l5-lz-z0-lL'
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20
Demand for labor

P. A. Hdwe. for carving sets.
11203-12-15-tf+
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Insurance-reat esrsse-mortgsg ges-s
Boynton Bros. & Company v smith,
C667-7-26-tf'
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Special sale on Weed and Rid Skid
Chains. Perth Amboy Garage Co.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Christmas clothing for the whole
family. Cash or Credit. M MichaeiH,
17S Smith st. 1l242--lz-i9-os, &
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Special sale on Weed and Rid Skid
Chains. Perth Amboy Garage Co.
l12S7-12-17-
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Montclair Big Five at Auditorium to-
night. 11413-12-20-1t"
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

! P. A. Hdwe open evenings until
Christmas. 11174-lz-l5-9tS
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

.Montclair Big Five at Auditorium to-
night 1141s-12~20-its
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

p. A. Hwde. for manicure sets.
20S-12-15-tfS
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Motor heaters keep the motor warm
at night. See 1t at Van Syckle's Fordi-
torium. 11409-12-20-1t
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

Electric motor heaters $3.50 and $40,
at Van Syckle's F'orditOrium.
11409-12-20-1t
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-12-20

WHEN YOU'RE ENGAGED
Is the second chapter of ISlinor Glyn'D
Secrets of Love" in next Sundays New
York American. 11415--12-20-ltS
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-07-05

A SUBTLE SUGGESTION

MIR. Titus Wadde: ut is much nicer
here than in that pavilion. just look
at that gorgeous sunset! Isn't 1t
beautful?"
Miss Hungerford: Sure. 1t looks
just like that lovely Ncapolitan ice
cxeam they sell In therey
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-07-05
SOME RECOMMENDATION

Jones: us the farm for sale?"
Real Estater: Yes. sir: here's a
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS so, Oo0--and you
can hire the former owner TO work it
for $50 a month and his board-hes
broke"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-07-05
on. 1oa, LOOK! ISN'T !
THAT A pEAUTEUn DcvSsI |

p. Latitude: II tell you it's true,
the hand that rocks the cradle is
the hand that rules the world"
i. Wee: Think so? Last election
day l had TO stay home and take
care of the baby while my wife voted
and when she got home the polls
were closed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-07-05
AT THE CIRCUS

Mrs. Benham: III that tiger should
break out of his cage. would you try
to save me?"
Benham: My dear, if the poor
thing was hungry enough to cat you
! shouldn't havo the heart to deprive
Him Of a meal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-07-05
CUTTING THEM OUT
.EDLOCkED-

Bride: you must cut a lot Of your
old acquaintance, Jack"
Groom "a young NJ. d.: I'm try;
only yesterday I inumated to Bobby
Van Ness that his appendix was In a
SERIOUS condition.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-07-05
HOW 1T HAPPENED
hat are you fishing for,

Man: "What are you fishing for.
little boy?"
Boy: sharks"
Man: But there are no sharks in
that little pond"
Boy: "No-nor nothing else--so I
might Just as well fish for sharks"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-07-05
TAXED rs RIGHT
Bu LEO
By AHERN

Miss Tobasco: II presume that your
husbands income is taxed, too?"
Mrs. Spendum: "Oh. dear, yes; to
It's utmost-S
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-07-05
A TIMELY WARNING

Mrs. Pester-Don't bother me. I'll
be dressed as soon as / can.
Her Husband-I was just going to
say If you don't speed UP a little,
those clothes will be out Of style by
the time you get EN- on
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-07-05

Critic: Your play hasn't enough
spice in it,"
Author: well, / can change II. I'll
call the villain Tabasco and let him
salt the mine and pepper the hero be-
fore the juvenile can catch up"
Hyder Alaska miner., 1919-11-14
TERRITORIAL TATTLE

ties, became his company sergeant major, and was wounded. His wounds are still troubling him.
 Mrs. Steinberger, a pioneer of Daw- son and the Klondike where she bore three sons, and whose husband was a victim of the Princess Sophia disaster, has gone to California, her home before she went north as Miss McGarvey, 21 years ago, and where she will start her three boys at school. They are grad uates of the Dawson high school, and desire to become mining engineers. It is Mrs. Steinberger's first trip to the outside since she went to Dawson in 1908. Her eldest son is I9 and the youngest IA.