The Washington times., 1919-02-20
TWO THREE
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"BUGS" BAER|

There are lots of things that they
take your picture for. There are
llots of stunts, you can pull that viii
make the public chirp for your voice
on ten cent phonograph dish. But,
sweet cookies, when they start build
ing triumphal arch to the owner of
a $4,000 Jazzbovian soup spaniel
that's the whiskbroom that busts- the
eamel'S ga1lases. There amt that
much worth of soup in the world.
And no spaniel could hold that much
, if there was.
Fifteen thousand smackers is some
Sravy to payfoE a sausage that is
still alive. a fifteen grand pup would
certainly have to stretch out some
distance in wienies TO bring in that
much velvet dead. You said it. But
all those two-eared frankfurters at
the Garden seem to be worth a lot OF
darb.
There's one. button-eyed mezzanine
beagle there that looks like a good
shoe brush gone wrong. There amt
enough of him TO thread A needle with |
and the fiea-spangIed sucker is direct !
ly east of a western expression that
looks like a photograph Of a subway 4
cavern.
What do you-think they named that |
little thimbleful? Cootie? Nofta chance /
Did they label that little greaseball 1
something appropriate like Hoptoad or
Cockroach? Nope.
They called that little piece of bark
H. gae NaFy
Demon Demolisher He'll Tootin' EX- |
terminator on Weekdays and an Ex-
ira Matinee on Sundays. Can you
beat it? .-- --'
The dogalogue buzzes that Rocky
Mountain is worthy $4,000 in his
stocking paws. Which is sure~some
sugar to pay for barking at the moon.
The smaller the flea cushion. the
larger the name and price. All the
pups have names that can he used
for chains.
Don't think We are grouches on this
dog stuff. \ good dog is a good dog,
10 matter WHO owns him. But what
We need at this stage of tho game
aint high priced dogs. but pups that |
will. benefit the wOrkinEman.
BIoodhoUnds are thicker than water
spanicIs. Wen all he water spaniels
after July l. Why don't they exhibit
u pup that will so some good like al
LAMBCHOP BEAGLB-Good dog.
Discovers the meat on English lamb
chops. Price, $4,000 Worth mUCh
less. but owner will take more. Or ths
VAT HOUND-WilI lead you to
more than > per cent vat after July |.
Can smell the old brew up a rain
spout. over transom. and through
six miles of telephone cOnduits
Sealed bids. Or the
HAT RETRIEEER-Won four last
prizes at exhibitions Of wire-hairef
hat hounds. Trained in the factory
to hold your hat aud coat while you
dine in Broadway Cabarets. Saves the {
price of new hat every night. {
Doesn't cost anything to feed this {
bird, as he eats hats. Owner COM {
PEELED to leave this city. Tires prac- (
tiCally new. Or
ST. BERNARDS-S Straight from
switzerland with originsl jugs around
heir nccks. Jugs. eleven dollars
each Dogs thrown in. Or
GERMAN ARMY POLICE Dogs q,
German police dogs used TO work for !
German army. Out OF a job now.
Fan be cut down to Mt sausaEes.
Good watch dogs when they're awake.
u snoring VIII scare away burglars
BUY chorus Of these dogs. Fine in
gestInent. Spare parts, extra shoes
md all-year-rOUnd body. Garage, 294
Sspp alley. over Chinese laundry.
Dr.
SkEEBLE HOUND-Barks every
ime the landlord reduces the REM
Nice, quiet dog. Or C
GOAT POODLE-Has a nose like 6
Yale key. Leads you home, 6
opens the locks and barks like a 5
.uckoo clock. Chirps until the wifel
'ss thrown everything that can be
lifted. II we told this dog how good
le was VIC wouldn't be able to sell him lii
or less than a million. Will sell him Z
or a dog biscuit and give yOu back A
he biscuit Skottch Mansion, Brook o
yn. KNOCK. Bell broke. 10