Evening journal., 1919-07-31
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The country folks spend their vaca-
tions running around crowded Cites,
and the city cousins forsake The com
forts Of the avenue mansion for the
tumbled down "Boarders Taken In
suburbanils hardly can wait OF a
Sunday morning 10 tnoipr in TO The
eily's park for aid3s,s reslful recrea-
iion, and half way in they meetstbe
city family fiyyecingout ia The Dust
mess Of a rural picnic ground.
John Blinks, who is married wished
he wasn't, and John Jlnks, who isn't, is
worrying the ne out Of his lady
friends proposing 70 them. ...a
Mother Will scOld her Willie all day
long, but let Mrs. NeXt-dOOr intimate
Willie isn't quite the angel child he
ought to be, and the fur does nyl
Most people would as soon witness
"a divorce proceeding as a wedding
ceremony.
All the world loves a lover, but
laughs behind his back.
We encourage matrlmony and then
turn the newly wcds over 10 the mer-
c,cs OF the landlord, the grocer and
other high cost OF living Robin Hoods
We pick a shoyeler because he
knows how TO shovel but we choose a
congressman because he can shake
hands well.
We preach learning 10 our young
sters and then pay a baseball pitcher
ten times the salary Of college pro-
fcssOr
And In Big Business 'honesty Is the
best policy" unless you can get away
with it.
We yell our heads off because milk
gs IS cents a quart, and yet we'll hus
the promoter who sells us a scrap
called oil stock worth less than white
paper.
We make it hardest for those who
need food most TO get II and pile It
high on the plate Of the stated stomach.
We're all so equal that we charge
the i00-pounder no more than the 200
FOUNDER when we carry him In the
passenger car. Via freight it's differ
ent.
When a fellow refuses 10 agree with |
US. he's stubborn, but when he does, |
he has no mind OF his own.
But such is life, and no doubt that is |
one OF the reasons why life Is such |
"The Ammonia Class" says The
Blossburg tPa) Herald held their
monthly meeting at Island Park. j. was
voted TO extend a vote Of thanks 70
Mr.. John Vasseline Hot dog rolls made
delightful supper by all"
NOW WILL BAD AXE BE GOODi
BAD AXE, Nlch.-The city council
has decided that there shall he no
more Sunday night shows at the
movies here.
Shall we not now protect the heroes
who protected us9
Wearing his Croix de Guerre and
bearing papers to show mat ne had
killed five Germans slngle-handed and
been cited three times for bravery.
Henry Williams appeared before Mag |
istrate rockingham, OF New YORK,
with a plea FOR some sort OF legal pro-
lection from his wife Hattie.
"she throwcd me out Of the house /
and down the steps explained the |
former warrior,
William first wanted warrant
charging his wife with something SER
Ious. like felonious assault When that
was refused he pleaded for a writ that
would command Mrs. Williams TO let
him alone, Thst slso being refused,
le left the court detected,
As Squire Hsrp.nton so Aptiy re-
marks. "all the battles OF life are not
fought mid beating drums and boom
ing cann0ns"
Tho mystery Of the good-iookine
New York hoy. who tried 70 board
train for Baltimore. was cleared up
when Pa interfered. He was she.
'Ths management Of Midland Beach,
New York, attained the height OF NOR.
abty todsy when it issued an ukass
sssnst wearing bungalow aprons" al
the resort
The Want Ads viii point to sae5 IN
Nestments and business rarfnersh,o