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Arizona republican., 1919-09-06
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BY o. B. JOYFUL

BY o. B. JOYFUL Some fans wouldn't call this much of a game. Too one-sided to be really seem to have it all over the minor league aggregation they are playing. All star team, the Cost of LivIgs. While the Pa and Ma teams plays very amateurishly. I'll say they're minor leaguers.
 Time is umpiring.
 First Inning
 Pa gets on first by getting raise in pay Ma lines out a home run by renting the upstairs front room to the school teacher for three dollars a week. Two runs, two hits, no errors.
 Cost of Living team hops to Pas pitching right from the start. You'd think they all were Babe Ruths the way they wallop the ball. Grocer leads of with a fine double into the outfield, and steals third when he weighs his thumb along with the round steak Ma sends Johnny for. Shoe Dealer gets base hit and Landlord knocks the cover off the ball for a home run. Every player on the Cost of Living team gets a run or more. 14 runs, 20 hits, F errors Gall charged to Pa and Maj
 Second Inning
 Pa and Ma get all rattled, buying a flivver, and going away for vacation while the Cost of Living team piles up 27 runs.
 Third Inning
 Pa strikes out three times, but Ma rl,a 1,a, Ios summers dress instead of buying a new one. l run, hit, no errors.
 Cost of Living raps Pa for seven home runs and scores II times off Mas delivery. Pa almost losses the game ] a Liberty Bond for scrap of oil stock paper
 l Fourth Inning i Pa makes a nice hit by raising a bunch of vegetables in his garden, and Ma makes another when she puts 'em away in cans for winter. Two runs, two hits, no error ! Cost of Living tired out running iround the bases, and a new pitcher by name Federal Prosecution goes into the box for the Pa and Ma team. This combination holds the Profiteers down to 16 runs. The Coal Man is now pitching for the Profiteers, and Win ter Clothes is catching, although be- tween you and me- Pa and Ma are catching it worse-s16 for Johnny school suit, and s5 for his shoes. 16 runs q hits.
 Fifth Inning
 Pa and Ma had a pinch hitter, but she moved out of the upstairs front room, leaving the team $3 a week to the bad, unless they can rent the room pretty quick. No runs, no hits.
 This is the lucky seventh" for the Profiteers. What they do to the ball makes Ty Cobb look like an infant Everybody gets a hit. and the Coal Man gets half dozen, 42 runs. 1O9 hits.
 l (For further details of game consult later editions, especially the BLUE edi- ition Pa gets out every Saturday night when he figures out how much farther he's behind then than he was.)
 The Score
Arizona republican., 1919-09-06
ANENT MOTHER
(Kansas City star.)

(klnSaS JlLy Star.J
 Mother is the necessity of inter vention,H says a Topeka girl who fre- quently has .o improvise new ways cf getting into the house late at night without awakening her parents, ac- cording to the Capital.
Arizona republican., 1919-09-06
INDICTMENTS AGAINST PACKERS

WASHINGTON, Sept. 4.-Proceed- ings under the anti- trust law against the five big Chicago packers will be presented to the grand jury which will sit in Chicago beginning September IS, Attorney General Palmer announced today.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22
WHITING DEFEATS
Old RIVALS. 22-20
Big and Little Elves Take
Two From East
Chicago.

WHITING. IND. Jan e9-UHh hs
rfotesss Ia the pink O., con6t,ou -at
saeH 4 game as FRIDAY nights coach
Sowers turned them loose on t~o ba
kethali floor TheH emerged frcn1 the
esrne fhe etors ot 4 hard toGght hat
ts Tho GENE which Was fsst and
ssars Vas slightly married is rausf
tactics bur there were offset bS dsshS
MA S and nifty taana wofh- Eath teams
laa ranN followers to chcer thesn en
Whslns took She lead oT thc Camp
lals never held 2 safe mars it WAS
et tcams game untI the email
vh sic. The score n the ead ct me arst
hair vas lt-t1 wlth Whttius tn Tie leat-
Iaae~ was NOS feelinS h1s besf hut ri
taat Ne vas WINNER oNon.L.e slar
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22
When the Skin Seems AbIaze
With Itching and Burning

the proper treatment i, through IN.
blood.
5. s S has been on the market for
fifty years, during which time It has
been giving uniform satisfaction tor
all manner OF 5lood disorders. Tf
you want prompt and lasting relief
you a rely upon s. s s For e
pert advice as TO the treatment Of
your own individual ease. urite to
day to Z hief Medical Adviser. Swift
Specific Co Dept q. Atlanta. ga.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22
WILL GO E
JUST THE SAME

FNw YORK. Jan 22-Lisuc Dxe
Fetz. pres dent ~ the International
league. said today that the refusal of
Inc major league presidents to :
tae agreement presented 10 them by
the National Association. VII make
ro Inference ~ the plans q the minor
leagues Tor going ahead on Their own
slt looks - though they are not in
r7vor or the terms 80 the agreenlent
sd Fultz, but nevertheless We VIII
-5 ahead Just tile same ana exnect
them 10 i've ~ 10 the verbal under
-andtnz reached al the jen t meet
ins"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22
WHITING NEWS
AND PERSONALS


rm~s5ov yn.f 500 ana
nav 81 sh,s ,ntff. IL n n c,sse Tues
dsy. Wodnesasv and F4.dsv a ~
:. m-iI Gordon & S1u. 1-l1-
PRINCESS THE AIRE TONIGHT.
THEDN BApN ~ WHEN WON
~ SIN
CominS tomorroN-
Ann Termination n snshH ne Nam
Comtug SatawGs
Fatty A.hnc>te ~ TIE Sheriff.
SEES a.rt Srs ntsht reNt Monday
l-e2-lt
STAR THEATRE TONIGHT.
Douglas Fairbanks US TIE CONES
Up SAlIl-ING
Did you ever o K t54r lttle Canare
sat q Is casee p5nt miss this one
Also Bras Peto. Al aud S ana Conn
eds
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22
FLEECED IN
FAKE r RACE
- International News servieel

-E7 1~1-.-1.-r'1z- -7-s ss----7.7
JACKSONVILLE IA Ian 2I-Nfrs
Charles Idebold. of Detroit. Michigan.
s hee toda searchn for her aged
Il tsband. who was recently intercepted
the local police while enrau-e -
ssinee. where the pol . say he has
esn feeced out ot $4,000 by = fake
norcs race The police state that Lie
rod deposited 5000 in cash with the
crooks AZ ssimee and returned IT,
Detroit FOR and secured an addit onsl
8 900 which he Intended f. turn over
to The con men. despite the warnings
ef the Jacksonville police The police
sa ~ left lor Kissimee asain Mrs.
i5@no5d fs accompanied by her t~o
step-sons-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22
ROBERTSDALE


For the orphans OF Calumet, 10 he
held at East Chicago Masonic Temple
anuary 25th. Best Of music supplied.
Admittance at door SOC per person.
Iei
Mr.. and Mrs Edward Freess OF Myrtle
avenue visited at the home Of Nh and
Mrs. Wiesenbeck Of LaPorte. Indiana.
Sunday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22
There's Just one thing to do.

II your skin seems ablaze with the
hcry burning and itching OF Eczema.
veal and lasting rei.ef can only
come from treatment that goes be
low the surface-that reaches down
to the very source OF the trouble.
So-czIled skin-d sezses come from
4 disoroered condition 81 the blood,
ard search far and near. and Won
anrot find q blood remedy that ap-
~proaches s. S S for real efficiency.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22
GET AFTER THAT
COLD RIGHT NOW
Got right after it with a
bottle of DIR. Kings
New Discovery

She never let a cough or Geld or case
Of griTPe 70 unftl ii grew dangerous.
She just ripped il ~hen she began 70
snifle or cough before il dc,clop-d
seriously.
Men, vomsn. and children Of cv-ry
arc have used TINS preparation for
htiy yssrs IS a prompt r%eliever. An
ages are using il today because OF its
positive results.
Generous sizc bottles. Soc and $40.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22

Nightingale Leads Song Birds.
The sweetest singer among birds is
the nightingale then the linnet.
the lark. the skylark and woodlark. The
hooking bird has the greatest powers
OF imitation.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22

Help the government to pay It's
debts ~ buying War Saving
Stamps.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22

There Is talk that A Mitchell
Palmer. alien property custodian.
may succeed 7. W. Gregory as at
torney general. Gregory recently
resigned that cabinet post. Palmer
was considered for the attorney gen
eralsh:D when Wilson was choosing
h5s cabinet.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22
Constipation Corrected

DR.. Kings New Lie Pills tonight
mean clear bowels, = clear head, clear
thinking, a day we'll begun IN the
morning, good digestion, clearing skin.
Mild ii action but sure and comfortable.
Al drug stores ye9where. 25c.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-01-22
BENEFIT DANCE.

For .he orphans Of Calumet. to he
held nj East Chicago Masonic Tempie
January 18th. Best or music supplied.
Admittance At door soc per person.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12

coffee to tell him that the plum had
dropped into his mouth. 1t was the
first time 1 had had any social con-
tact with him. and. great Heavens.
after the first spoonful OF soup I
knew that it was not even possible
to consider him for the place. He
didn't eat, he gobbled.
''Of course. the boy, lost the job.
His lack Of manners made him i'm
possible. but my conscience isn't clear.
feel that l should tell him why he
missed his great opportunity. and so
give him a chance to learn the eti-
quette Of the table instead OF guing
through life falling over his knife
aud fork and baiked by his spoon -
commend the consideration of
these two stories. both OF which are
absolutely true. to the consideration
OF all Young men. and OF all parents
Of boys.
Gond manners are a letter of credit
that the world honors at sight. Rad
manners shut every door in a mans
face Emerson once said:
Give a boy anfaddress and accom-
plishments and you give him the
mastery of palaces and fortunes
wherever he goes. He has not the
trouble Of earning or owning them;
they solicit him to enter and pos
sess'
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
RIVALS SUNDAY
IN HER POSES
Lady Astor Hits Sawdust Trail
When Her Anger Is
Aroused.

Plymouth. England. Nov. IL
The declaration Of Mr. Gay, labor
candidate. that the Lady Astor's
campaign was a ''rtere circus pro-
cession" and that Mr.. Foot. liberal
candidate. was the only candidate
he recognized as an honorable op-
ponent. has raised Lady Nancy's
American fighting spirit. While
her opponents were Iapsing into
personal attack Lady Astor was not
idle Her meeting last night ended
IN great enthusiasm with Lady As
tor displaying platform prowess
worthy Of Billy Sunday.
The viscountess started her
speech standing behind a table.
which she pounded vigorously to
emphasize her remarks.
Soon she climbed to q chair that
her words might reach the fringes
OF the audience. Later she climbed
to the table and. with characters
tic arm jabs. denounced her oppon-
ents whom she declared seemed to
stop at nothing in their desire to
accomplish her defeat
She characterized some OF their
statements as most annoying"
Increasing opposition today indi-
Gated the viscountess' election Is
by no means assured. A section Of
the conservatives have announced
their opposition to a woman NJ. p.
and IL Is believed many Of these
will abstain from voting
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
Round the Town Il E'fs$sEEt. LIZZIE. S}aEfE

eled did duty as a sort OF snow mar
at the corner of Tenth and d streets
northwest In the late COS. long
before the Hutchins Building was
erected at mat corner. the space was
occupied as a stone yard by q vener-
able artist named Jouvenzl The
block OF stone stood In front Of HE
place. partly chfseled into human
shape, and resembling the snow
men old-fashioned boys and girls
were wont 20 construct In the wske
OF the heavy snowfslis OF that per-
iod. When Mr. JouVenal moved hts
establishment the snow man went
with him. Years later Nr. Hutchins
purchased the marble block and to-
day. after a lapse Of more than frIg
years IL is the efigy OF the great
American. BENJAMIN Franklin.
Ny good friend HARRY MARKS
says his wife - engaged In upllft
work. While passing along Eleventh
street she observed two boys wrang-
ling over a bundle Of newspapers.
Tut. tut" she said. DO either Of
you boys say naughty wordsZ'
Il amt much of a hand at Il. 1oidy. %
one OF them replied. but Tommy here
is a dandy. Cuss for the loidy, Tom %
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
Howdy, Mr.. Prince!

America big enough to properly welcome
Some make capital
showing the Prince of Wales 1t mostly political capital
The prince is heir democratic job
Once king he really will than
governors. He from old and respected family.
England has honored private citizens who previously
held ohce-Gran nothing out Of
The paying official of Enslands
who going hold Office
Washington welcomes the prince We believe
earn much here democracy that will help him people
when he becomes
Let's show him good
They have captured the army and now
everything Mexico for the
rebcls
good citizen that has that his
ak and duty the only things the world
Your present prosperity isn't worth whoops, odmer,
less salt down Of the surplus
The feature of hghod time is the feeling
day.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
VIRGINIA..

Norfolk - r. B. Bullock, Rich
mond, sentenced to Federal prison
for bigamous marriage with French
girl.
Roanoke-State Corn and Grain
Show will be held here December
"A.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. General
Saunders was Armistice Day
speaker.
Lynchburg-WilIia viaduct will
be accepted by city December 2.
Charlottesville - ]. E. Parrott,
student at University of Virginia.
elected commemorative attorney of
Green county.
Onancock - Seed oysters planted
in waters about here.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12

Not long ago had as my Wis Wis
at breakfast on dining Car a sinsu-
larly handsome and attractive youth.
He was well groomed and we'll
dressed, and had about him that look
OF alertness. Of awakenesa of COM
potency. OF being able to make his
way in the world, that marks the
young American headed for success.
! was rejoicing in him as a splendid
type OF young America when the
waiter brought in his breakfast. He
had ordered fried eggs. tIe began
upon them by slicing a neat segment
OF the white from each side OF the
yolk. This left the yolk of the egg
linoroken. and the youth dexterously
balanced this upon his knife blade.
and. executing n wide sweep with
his arm. proceeded to shaot the tidbit
INTO his mouth with a skill that moth
ing but long tpractice could have
accomplished.
II was as fine a bit Of sword swal-
lowing as I ever saw: andzfor tables
around every one sat fascinated by
me siefght Of hand performance.
When I sighed and said to myself:
know your story. now. my Young
friend. You are n hoy who comes
from very humble strata OF society.
and or poor and unculturcd parents.
You have exceptional ability and you
have raised yourself to your present
position by your energy. and industry
ana initiative. But you will not go
much farther. and the thing that will
halt 70" Is your lack of manners. be-
cause no amount OF talent il going
'" make people invite a man who
'"t~ with his knife to the tables
where big things are decided between
the soup and the demi tasse.'
And remembered a little story that
big business man in New York had
told me few days before. He said:
were going to start branch Of
our business In another city. and. Of
course. IT makes a splendid. oppor-
tunity for the man who Is made man
aser OF It, For long time we have
mad IN our employ a young fellow
whom ! have been secretly grooming
for the place. He knows the business
down to the ground. He Is energetic
and progressive and thought pos
sessed every quality that we needed
for the situation.
SO asked him to 20 to lunch with
me one day. intending TO make it a
little festival for him. and over, our
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
BERGER TO RUN AGAIN
ELECTION DAY IS SET

Victor 1. Berger. Wisconsin Social
|. .ist. excluded from the House on Mon
day on the grounds that his actions
during the war were reasonable, will
return to Milwaukee and make a
campaign for reelection.
The Socialist is confident he will be
eiected by twice the plurality he re-
cefved tina last time. Representative
Dallnger. Massachusetts. chairman
Of the committee that investigated
his case, asserts the House will never
seat him. no matter how many times
he b elected. because his speech
Monday showed that his views are
not changed.
Republican and Democratic Con-
zressional committees are considering
running only one candidate against
Berger. in order that the votes of
both parties may be thrown against
him.
Madison. Wis. Nov. u.-Gov. Phil
ipp today set December s as the date
Of q special primary election in the
Fifth Congressional district to NIL
the vacancy declared by Congress in
refusing Victor l. Berger his seat
The governor set December 10 as the
date for the election
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
KANSAS.

Pittsburg-Fifty-eiG aliens ask
citizenship.
Emporia-F. A. SUMMERS becomes
division superintendent Of Santa Fe
Railway.
Valhalla-Miss Mabel Bentley goes
through college on less than 500 a
year.
osawatomie-Local musicians anil
late with A. F. OF L.
Fort Scott-New school for coIored
students will be built
Leavenworth-Supply of coal ar
rives for federal penitentiary.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
y ALIN o. CHEER
EACH DAY o THE YEAR
By John kendriek Bang..

the MEADOWS IN NOVEMBER
tcopJright. 1878. by The Mcclure Nesspsper
Syndiczte.)
The meadows are not bleak to me
However bleak and bare they be,
For as they lie there still and shoru
They're things to love. and not to
scorn,
Since through their pain have / been
blest.
Their woes have been my interest:
They've given all that they can give
That through their fruitage i may
live,
So howsoever bleak they be
They spell but beauty unto me.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12

Become Slim This Season.

Have you heard about the new
system for weight reduction?
You may eat and drink all you
need. There is nostedious exercis-
ing. Take little oil of korein at
follow the simple. clear directions.
A loss of weight. ten to sixty
pounds twhatever you need to lose).
may be expected by this safe and
pleasant system of fat reduction.
At the drusgist's get q small box
of oil Of korein capsules. and start
at once. Be Of normal size. with
good figure and attractive appear
ance. agile. quick-witted. healthier
and more efficient. BY reducing
weight now you are likely to avoid
one or more diseases-heart weak
ness. sunstroke. apop)exy, etc.-and
to add many years to your life.
Remember-oil of korein. Become
thin and stay SO. Show others this
advertisement-Adv
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12

InterestfaE Landmark on -Avease.-
The old building numbered zoos and
1907 Pennsylvania avenue. now occu-
pied a. a business place By D. J.
KAUF MAN. is q veritable landmark.
As a boy Of II began my apprentice
ship at the printing tsade- on the top
floor with Cunningham & Mcintosh.
whose establishment occupied the en-
tire space. In the hall below was a
dancing school. and a Frenchman who
claimed to be OF titled extraction
taught the art of fencing. and had
many scholars. When the fret two
wheeled. foot-propelIed vehicle. Nthe
velocipede. was introduced here. the
local representative Of the manufac-
turing company hired the top floor
after IL was vacated by the printing
concern and converted Il into a school
Of instruction for those who purchased
the clumsy, numbering machines. The
two wheels. about as large and heavy
as those OF a light wagon. were
wooden spoked with heavy iron bands
In lieu OF tires. The noise made by
the beginners as they sped around the
track on the wood flooring could he
heard at least two blocks away and
sounded like distant thunder. There
being no charge for admission. many
spectators assembled outside the rail-
ing to witness The grotesQue perform
ances Of the riders. many OF whom
fell and received hard bumps. The
velocipede craze lasted only a short
time. There was q considerable lapse
Of time between the disappearance OF
the last velocipede from the streets Of
Washington and the appearance of
the first bicycle with its small front
wheel and tall rear one
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
Church Bequeathed
y $3.50 IN Woman's will

The trustees OF the Church OF the
Covenant, Eighteenth and N streets
northwest. are left $3.50 in the will of
Jennie Victoria Jewell, filed for pro-
bate in the District Supreme Court
yesterday. and instructed to use $3.50
Of this sum 'for the benef1t of the
Covenant Circle room In the Charles
Alvin Smith Memorial Home at Co
lonial Beach" The other $50 is to be
spent In the interest of the Peck
Chapel.
A quantity Of jewels are bequeathed
by Mrs. Jewell and a score or more of
small cash bequests are made to raa-
tives. She asks that 500 be given the
American McAn Association.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
New Jersey Governor
Elect Sees Palmer

Governor-elect Edwards of New Jer-
sey headed Q delegation which called
on Attorney General Palmer yester-
day TO ask what the Government can
do for Hoeoken which faces the loss
Of $4,000 annual taxes through the
taking over by the Government of,the
North German Lloyd and Hamburg
American piers.
Attorney General Palmer told the
delegation that the subject was a mat
ter for Presidential consideration.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
ALABAMA.

Montgomery-Coal being moved to
towns suffering scarcity.
Huntsville-New transmission line
of from Gadsden to be finished about
January !.
Birmingham-Taxatio amendment
to be voted upon December 9.
Mobife-H. II. Hartwell and r. A.
Christian named to State Harbor
Board.
Albany-Mrs. d. W. Ward. Hart
selle. accidentally shot and killed.
Decatur-Paving of streets at cost
of $4,000 held up two weeks.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
OHIO.

Columbus.-Every Ohio city held
Armistice Day celebration.
Norwalk.-Election officials at Will
lard strike for higher pay.
Van Wert-F. f. Bigelow heads
Trenway Club.
Pembertviue.-C Treasurer
l.. H. Moenter. 47. drops dead.
Bowling Green.-Atty. l.. p. Hill IN
1ured by motorcycle
Fremont.-H. L. StierwaIt made dis
trict deputy for knights OF Columbus.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
BACK HOME NEWS
Like Letter from the Folks-Watch for
Your State News in The Herald.
MISSOURI.

Kansas City-International trade
conferees visit Kansas City.
Warrensburg-Clar Crossley
10. killed by live wire
st. Louis - Bandits hold up en-
ployes of car wheel factory and get
$4,000.
Jefferson City - Cow Gardner re-
turns from tour of State.
Richmond Heights-Mayor Jensen
promises closing of Campbelrs For
est Home. gambling place here.
Joplin-Four-fifths OF Republicans
here favor Wood for President.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-12
NEW YORK CITY.
By,o. o. MCINTYRE

New York, Nov. H.
A New York scientist
who has been swinging.
From limb to limb.
with some African apes.
Wrestling heart secrets.
From the little dears.
Comes back to town
with the snappy news.
That 1t will not be long.
Before all of US.
VIII be able,to talk.
With the birds. bees. dogs.
And all OF the beasts.
And learn their hidden thoughts
And i am going to start
BY calling . young hornet.
on to one side.
And ascertainins what.
Is the big idea
And then 1 am going.
To have an intimate chat.
With Lemuel. the gold Ash.
And find out what.
He thinks OF his rock castle.
That bought for 81.
He's never been inside of II.
And do not know whether.
1t is the architecture.
Or the mural decorations.
But most OF all.
want to question my dog.
And nnd out why.
He cocks his head.
And wags his Silly tail.
when l 60 to the pantry.
And why he barks.
At every visitor that comes.
Except the meat man.
And why he gets notions.
Every once in awhii..
To chase around in circles.
And bark like a fool.
And then roll over.
On his back and stretch.
I believe II he's truthful.
That somewhere in his family.
There was insanity.
And last of all.
I want to 60 to Missouri.
II I can get the address.
or certain mule there.
And find out why.
He kicked me one day.
when wasn't looking
I have never been.
Exactly right since.