South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-24


Tho New London man Of 81 who
annexed bride Of IS had fine
sense Of proportion. The union OF
December and November 90 is plaus-
lille. serene and unlikely 10 result
in fever blisters on the lips
The president has said something
that has appealed to the intelligence
and viscera OF the whole country.
and the republican politicians would
be wise not 20 attempt 10 play poll
ties with il either.
We forgot TO mention last week
that Morgan Jones was official
starter Of events at the clerks pic
mic Morgan is generally GOOD at
starting something he can't finish.
but on this occasion everything
went on as per schedule.
all this uproar about grub and buds
but il may touch some new ground
in idiocy frSt
The prospect for higher sugar has
TO terror for MS. We have none Of
the ether ingredients. so our sugar
a passionate lover named Icy
Ten times "a dag calls up his Lizzy;
The phone girls grew weary
And answered his query
With Ivy. your Lizzie's lines
bizzie.' Exchange.
Another warm lover named key
Would call by the hour for his
Psyche;
The phone girl has a beau
And she'd oft want TO know:
lis this key, or Psyche, or MiLey?"
Another reason why there is so
much unrest in this country is. so
many people do not work to make
rest necessary for them.
In South Bend L cents a pound is
nNcd as fair" price for sugar.
Well if that is a sample Of fairness.
the consumer will see just what a
tough game he is confronting.
The latest from Washington is
that there is a chance for cider. We
don't see how cider can be defeat
ed The law can't prohibit sweet
cider. and surely YOU can't compel
"a man TO drink 1t or pour it out
while II is sweet And. let alone. IT
Will ultimately take you up into a
high mountain and promise YOU the
whole world if you Will only drink
three gallons of it.
That actors strike demands
among other things improved con-
ditions for chorus girls. We sup
pose the producers think the chorus
girls are in good shape already.
which is all that is Necessary SO far
as the producers are concerned
Don't hunt the prohteers with
brass bands. colonel. and be sure 10
omit the ceremony and red tape.
Wallop EN- with "a glorious swat and
when they regain consciousness tell
'em what happened 20 en- and why.
Some of us are so narrow minded
that we can forgive a man eight
times as soon for what he does as
We can for what he believes that
doesn't jibe with what we believe.
Keep on the job and fine settle
ments will reach the point of JUS
tice sooner If you want more than
justice. YOU want something that Of
right belongs 10 somebody else.
Glenn r Plumb struck the front
page promptly. but only for a limit
cd round affair and lOok-in for
the losers end of the purse
Kick roar. rear. howl. scream,
tear your hair. rend your shirt.
break the furniture, smash the
crockery-but keep az work. YOU
muttonhcaI Striking IN "a time like
This is not "a move for Justice it's
playins the fool
I'm other words. the first plank in
orr platform is 20 get the price of
ccrned beef and cabbage down even
If silk shirts go 10 $50 each where
they are welcome 10 go so far as
we are concerned
Howard Chandler Christy is mar
ricd agaiu-this time 10 his favor
lite model Towards model mar
ria-es result in anything but model
divorce proceedings.
A Nfishawaka douEhboy writing
from Germany 20 his mother says:
SO fraulein for me- That's all
ri-ht but nevertheless human eX-
perience has pointed the folly OF
shouting before one sets out OF the
woods. This soldier viii not De safe
until he, is hack in Mishawaka IN
the porch swing with her"
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