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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
THIN PEOPLE
SHOULD TAKE
II PHOSPHATE


JudsinS from the countless preparation.
mo tseatments which are continuaily be.
~ advertised for the purpose Of M kine
ana ann b people asshy; developing arms. neck
a ~, Dutl ana replacing ugly hollows and
a oy the soft curved lines Of heslth
mo beauty. there aro evidently thoussnds
VI men and women who keenly zeal fheir
excessive thinness. >--'A'
Ininnesa and weakness are usually due
W starved nerves Our bodies need moro
phosphate than II contained in modern
!0oos Physicians claim there "a nothin9
mat VIII supply this deficiency 20 we'll s.
tne organic phosphate known among drug.
6lste as bitro-phosphate, which Is inex.
pensiVe and Is sold by most ali druggists
S under guarantee Of satisfaction or money
pack BY feeding the nerves directly and
Dy supplying the body cells with the neces-
gary phosphoric food elements, bitro-phos.
pnate quickly produces welcome trans
formation IN the appearance; the increase
IN weight frequently being astonishinE.
=. This increase In weight also carries with
Y general improvement in the health.
Nervousness. sleeplessness and lack Of
energy, which nearly always accompany
excessive thinness, soon disappear, duh
eyes become bright, and pale cheeks glow
with the bloom Of perfect health.
CAUTION: - Although bitro- phosphate
Y unsurpassed for relieving nervousness,
s!eeplessness and general weakness, It
should not. owing to its remarkable Aesh-
growtnG properties. be used by anyone
who does not desire to put on desh.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
Re-annrns Friendship.

Rome May 6.-senator francesca
Rufini, former minister Of public In
struction and president Of the Italo-
American union. has at the behest
Of that organization, addressed the
following cablegram to- Charles b.
Hughes, president Of the Italy-Amer.
ica society at New York. "The ltalo.
American union In this grave moment
which has come In the relations be.
tween peoples wishes to rssmrm its
hope and faith In the Interchangeable
concord between the two great tree
peoples Of America and Italy"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
TOMMY IN HUMOROUS MOOD
And Possibly There Was 4 Little sar.
casm In Remark Credited to
Real Soldier.

Don't ever imagine that the British
haven't some sense of humor," said
Robert Chambers, the author, recently.
"a friend Of mine, just back from Lon
don relates an incident that shows that
the Tommy, Mt least, has funnybone
somewhere in his anatomy.
"These two Tommies, .disheveled,
torn with wounds and altogether un-
tidy, were on leave In London. As
they stood in Trafalgar square there
approached detachment of the Wind
sor guard in silver trappings. waving
plumes, red coats, long vanished boots
shining like mirrors, and kid gloves.
1.-THE Tommies looked on in silence
for moment and then one nudged his
mate.
"'Looka Bill he whispered In an
awed voice. Them's sojers.'"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
ships TO GUIDE PLANES
so Destroyers to Mark Route for
Trans-0cean FIiers.
Navy Trio Of AvIators viii Travel All
Night on First leg Of Flight
70 Europe.

New York. May Sat 1850 O'Clock
some morning In Newfoundland" the
navy's Transatlantic seaplanes will
begin their fight of not less than 1871
hours to the Azores, 1t was learned to-
day.
The three planes, the NC.1. 3 and 4.
will travel all Of one night and will not
alight before or o'clock the morn.
ing after they depart from Newfound-
land. Sixty destroyers equipped with
searchlights will sweep the heavens
with continuous swinging beams all
night for night flying.
For daylight reckoning huge num-
bers will be painted on the decks and
sides Of the vessels 30 that observers
In the planes may check their course
regularly on the way overseas. Fly
ing will be at a height of about 1000
feet, according to Commander Towers,
in command Of the air squadron:
Estimates available tonight are that
each machine will consume about $50
pounds Of gasoline an hour at the
start, but by the time the Azores are
reached fuel consumption will have
dwindled to something like 800 pounds
an hour, the decrease being attributed
to Tightening of the load carried, az
gasoline is consumed on the passage.
Base Ship At Station.
st. Johns, N. F., May 4.-The United
st. Johns, N. F., May 5.-The United
States navy became q real factor in
the contest for transatlantic flight
honors when the mine layer ARGOS.
took, flying the Stars and Stripes
dropped anchor in British waters at
Trepassey bay. It had on board the
crew of the naval air station which
will be maintained as the base fos
the American flying boats.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
KILLS WIFE, BABY AND SELF

Insane Farmer Believed Government
Was Going to Take His Land.
Omaha, May 5.-George Greber. q
retired farmer suffering from the hal
lucination that the government was
going to confiscate his land holdings,
killed his wife and daughter. Mrs.
Greber's brains were beaten out with
q ball bat and her throat cut. The
baby's head was severed. Greber
went to the bathroom, climbed on q
table, tied rope to beam in the
ceiling and around his neck, then cut
his throat and kicked over the table.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

has been a household remedy all over
the civilized world for more than half
q century for constipation. intestinal
troubles. torpid liver and the generally
depressed feeling that accompanies
such disorders. It Is a most valuable
remedy for indigestion or nervous dys.
pepsia and liver trouble. bringing on
headache, coming up Of food. palpita-
ton Of heart, and many other symp-
toms. A few doses of August Flower
will relieve you. 1t is gentle laxa.
tive. Ask your druggist. Sold In all
civilized countrles.-Adv.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
BURNS OFF FLORIDA COAST

Wireless Calls Ships to Vessel Facing
Destruction.
Key West, Fla. May 5.-A large YES
sci enveloped in flames is reported of
Sombrero lighthouse, go miles east Of
here. Wireless dispatches gave no de-
tails other than that the ship faced
destruction and three other vessels
were standing by. Three submarine
chasers were ordered to the scene
from the naval station here.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
sovlETs STILL IN MUNICH

Reports Indicate They Are Holding
Some Parts Of City.
Washington. May 5.-Bavarian gov
eminent troops have entered Munich,
but reports appear to show that the
soviet forces still hold some parts Of
the city.
A rather indefinite report from Lon.
don states that Russian bolshevik
army is marching ON Hungary" fol-
lowing the arrangement Of conven.
ton with the Ukranians. Whether this
means the Ukranians are permitting
the bolsheviki to join the Hungarian
Reds against the Rumanians has not
developed.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
Italian situation Unsettled.
OFFER OF REDS TURNED DOWN

Rumanians and czechs spurn A.
vances OF Hungarian Government.
Geneva, May 5.-The Rumanian and
Czech-Slovak governments, according
to reports received here, have refused
to entertain the offer of Bella Kun. the
Hungarian foreign minister, to accept
territorial conditions providing that
fighting stopped on all fronts. The
Rumanians and Czechs continue the
march on Budapest.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
SUMMONS TO CONGRESS
EXPECTED ABOUT JUNE |

Washington, May s. - intima-
ton that special session Of con-
gress will be called by President
Wilson to meet about June I 10
contained In confidential dispatch
a. received in Washington from
Paris. II was said In authorita-
tive administration quarters It was
quite possible that II the situation
In Paris should develop rapidly tho
special session might meet even
before June I. In that case, tie
call would be made by cable.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
GIVEN F0RTY-EIGHT HOURS

Russian Reds Demand RoumanIans
Evaeuate Bessarabia.
London, May 5.-The Russian soviet
government has sent an ultimation to
Roumania, demanding the evacuation
Of Bsssarabia. A wireless dispatch
from Moscow says that the Roumaniap
government 10 given 4s hours IN which
to make reply.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
Anssirs Terms Taken Up.
Ann Arbor, Mich, May 6.-No IN

Ann Arb0r, Mich, May 6.-No IN.
nouncemeut concerning the presiden'
cy OF the University OF Michigan, re
Gently offered to Professor James R.
Angel OF Chicago. was made by the
board OF regents at the conclusion OF
special meeting Just held. An an,
nouncement on the subject, It was
said. may be made by President Har.
~ B. Hutchins next week. Professor
Angel ID understood to have condi.
TONED his acceptance Of the presiden-
~ on several changes IA policy al
Michigan.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
When Money IL q Curse

When Money II Curse.
It Is only when money is cheapened
to worthlessness for some. and made
impossibly dear to others, that 1t be-
comes q curse. In short, it Is curse
only In such foolish social conditions
that life itself Is curse.-George
Bernard Shaw.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
MEN HAVE WESTERN FEVER

Many Returning Soldiers Looking for
Big Opportunities.
New York, May 5.-Many American
soldiers returning from France and
who lived in large American cities
plan to migrate to the West or go to
South America "for breathing space
and bigger opportunity" J. Frank Han
ley, former governor of Indiana, de.
clared upon his arrival here as a pas
senger on the steamship Nieuw Am.
sterdam. He has been In France nine
weeks as Y. N. c. A. worker.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15

Doesn't hurt a bitl Drop a little
6reezOne on an aching corn, instantly
that corn stops hurting, then you lift
It right out. Yes. magicl No humbug
A tiny bottle of Freezone costs but a
few cents at any drug store. but Is sufii-
Client to remove every hard corn, soft
corn, or corn between the toes, and the
calluses, without soreness or irritation.
Freezone ia the sensational discovery
Of Cincinnati genius. 1t Is wonderful.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
Crttlciam.

Criticism.
Billy Sunday tells with gusto Of the
subtle criticism pretty Philadelphia
girl once passed on his informal
preaching methods.
The revivalist halted at the end OF
IN impassioned Philadelphia har
rangue. rolled down his sleeves. put on
bis coat and said:
"And now, dear friends. are there
any Questions?"
IAN the congregation was silent ex'
cept the pretty girl. She asked from
her front pew:
MAY I smoker
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
She Understood.

The preacher had been talking
about the necessity for new heart"
Little Bess' father took her on his
knee and gravely asked II she under
stood what q new heart was.
"Oh, yes. indeed" she answered.
brightly. ITS kind Of heavenly
stomach"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
Lady Of Distinction.

A Lady Of Distinction.
u recognized by the delicate fascinat-
ing influence Of the pe8ume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores.
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum Powder usually means q clear.
sweet, healthy skin.-Adv.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
They stilI Exist.

"The peace-at-any-price man doesn't
exist any more" Doesn't, Ell? Don't
+ the married men count at ALP"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
The Proper Vehicle.

The Proper Vehicle.
"How foolish some Of these. poets
are in their imagery! Now. how can
a lovers lady drink to him with her
eyes?" Couldn't she use looking
glass7"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
WAS IN MISERY
Mrs. Jobes Was in Serious
Condition From Dropsy.
Doan's Made Her Well.

IT don't think many have gone
through such misery e !" says Mrs. G..
:Tobes. I39 Federal st., Burlington, n. j..
"That awful pain in my back felt %
though my spine were crushed. Ny
hesd eched and had Keeling and fall
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15

II some people were to think twice
before speaking they would never say
anything.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
News Of Their Arrival in French
Capital Brings Surprise
in This Country.
BELGIUM IN PROTEST
Demand con.ro, ., sehs,dt River or
Territorial ncessions-Five Great
Powers to Take Control Of Enemy
cabies-chinsse Dissatisfied.
Paris, May 5.-An Austrian peace
delegation has arrived in France. The
delegates have been housed at st. Ger.

OcJ0SHLIOu u6B 6IT1V0O IN france. inc
delegates have been housed at st. Ger.
main.
Had No lntimation.
Washington, May 5.-There have
been no limitations that an Austrian
peace delegation was on its way to
Paris, of which st. Germain is sub.
urb. In the case Of the Germans the
procedure was to send invitations to
Berlin for the sending Of German dele
gates to receive the Allied terms of
peace. In the lack Of news regarding
. similar invitation to Austria.Hun-
gary 1t seems possible that either an
Austrian delegation has come to
France on its own initiative for a
special purpose or that the imperfect
conditions Of tranmission from Eu-
rope now prevailing have resulted in
the non-arrival of explanatory dis
patches which might throw new
light on the foregoing message.
Treaty About Ready.
With the work of framing the Peace
treaty seemingly almost completed,
except for some secondary matters,
the Allied and German delegations at
Paris are waiting for the formal pres
entations Of the document early next
week. Final decisions on several prob
lens which must be written into the
terms Of peace were reached by the
Council Of Three.
Cables Must Be Given up.
Germany must give up her cable
systems, according to reports, but the
Allies will not incorporate in the trea-
ty the plan for the future disposition
Of this property. The cables will mere
~ remain in the hands of the five
great powers until an agreement is
reached as to what will be done with
them. This is virtually the same plan
said to have been adopted in deal
ing with the warships which Germany
has surrendered.
Chinese Dissatisfied.
Objections over some decisions OF
the Council Of Three are heard at
Paris, the Chinese delegation issuing q
statement to the effect that the action
of the council merely substituted
Japan for Germany in Shantung and
gave Japan additional control Of rail-
roads In Southern Manchuria." Bel
GUM. too, is disposed to object to the
conclusions of the council. 1t being re-
ported that the Belgians will not OBJ
tain rights they demanded over the
control Of the Scheldt river nor terri
torial concessions In the Dutch prov
ince of Limburg and in German Maest-
RIGHT.
italian Situation Unsettled.
The Italian situation is still unset.
tied. but efforts are being made by
the American and French ambassadors
at Rome to reach an understanding
with Premier Orlando. Measures have
been taken to prevent further attacks
on President Wilson by the Italian
press and by persons engaged in dem
0nstrations.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets put an end to
siok and bilious headaches. constipation, dir
xinsss and Indigestion. "Clean house" Adv.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1919-05-15
LOS ANGELES MAYOR FREED

Acquitted BY Jury OF Taking 1ribss 20
Protect Vice.
Los' Angeles. May 6.--Mayor F. L.
Woodman, on trial here for several
weeks on charges Of having accepted
. bride to protect vice conditions, was
acquitted last night by Jury in the
superior court.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
oLD-TIME RULES OF CIWLITY
Undoubtedly Were Taken Seriously in
1875, but Would Seem Somewhat
Elementary Today.

There was published in 1915 curl
Gus book called 1.-THE Rules of Civil
ity," and one of the things impressed
upon the reader is that being in dis
course with man, It's no less than
ridiculous to pull him by the buttons,
to play with the bandstrings, belt or
cloak, or to punch him now and then
in the stomach; it's a pleasant sight
and well worthy of laughter to see him
that is so punched, fall back, and re-
tire, whilst the other, insensible of his
absurdity, pursues and presses him in
to some corner, where he is at last
glad to cry quarter before his comrade
perceives he is in danger" Further,
the reader is informed that sit argues
neglect, and to under-value man, to
sleep when he is discoursing or read
ing; therefore good manners command
it to be forbid; besides, something
there may happen in the act that may
offend, as snoring, sweating, gaping or
dribbling."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
THE MEN in
GLASS Al

A sound, healthy man is never back
number. A man can be as vigorous and
able at seventy as at twenty. Condition,
not years, puts you in the discard. A
system weakened by overwork and care
less living brings old age prematurely.
The bodily functions are impaired and
unpleasant symptoms appear. The weak
spot is generally the kidneys. Keep
them clean and in proper working con-
dition and you will generally find your
self in Glass A. Take GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules periodically and
your system will always be in working
order. Your. spirits will be enlivened,
your muscles supple, your mind active,
and your body capable of hard work.
Don't wait until you have been reject
ed. Commence to be frst-class man
now. Go to your druggist at once.
Get trial box Of GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules. They are made
of the pure, original, imported Haar-
lem Oil-the kind your great grandfath-
er used. Two capsules each day will
keep you toned up and feeling fine.
Money refunded if they do not help you.
Remember to ask for the imported
GOLD MEDAL Brand. In three sizes,
sealed packages. Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
Important to all Women
Readers Of this Paper

Thousands upon thousands of women
have kidney or bladder trouble and never
suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result Of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in healthy con-
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
You may suffer pain in the back, head
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous. irrita-
bic and may be Respondent; it makes any
one so.
But hundreds of women claim that Dr..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, by restoring
health to the kidneys, proved to be just
the remedy needed to overcome such
conditions.
Many send for sample bottle to see
what Swamp Root, the great kidney,
liver and bladder medicine, will do fol
them. By enclosing ten cents to DR.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, you
may receive sample size bottle by Parcel
Post. You can purchase medium and
large size bottles at ell drug stores.-Adv,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
HEARD OVER THE TELEPHONE
City Editor Gets a Little important
Information Concerning Certain
Uriah Unison.

Here's bona fde telephone con-
versation.
$50"
Hello"
81 gotta little ad. for the paper"
San advertisement"
mo. It's about friend of mine."
"Oh. I'll be pleased to take it."
"Just say Uriah Unison is convass-
cling"
"Con-vASS-elling?"
eyes"
"What kind of a business is that"
at isn't business. It's a sickness"
ooh, I'm so srry.''
"Yes. He's a soldier boy"
swell, that is too bad"
"You see, he was hurt and now he
is con-vass-elling."
"Oh, / see, I see."
"Yes. He's con-vass-elling after
being on the casualty list
Youngstown Telegram.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
::{s2Sl;l=;;::IlIEII5
Sounded Like Destruction.

A large canteen connected with a
certain industrial enterprise in coun-
try town has its kitchen in such close
proximity to the dining room that the
clatter of dishes becomes at times
quite overpowering.
Father had taken little Robert with
him to lunch. After listening to the
clash and. clatter of the carelessly
handled crockery, Robert asked: ia
Their, don't they want to use the dishes
any longer?"(
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
Here's Brand-New Excuse.

Mrs. Brighton Earle met him at the
door with the usual scornful express
sion. Married men please recall.
"rd like to know" she said, in meas
ured tones full of icicles and corrosive
sublimate. I'D like to know where
are those groceries sent you for!"
Swapping his fingers as one who
lapses mentis, Earle replied sob
bingly:
'sDanged if this Fl G L thing isn't
getting my goat! / stopped at the
bank and left 'em in the safe deposit
box !''-Richmond Times-Dispatch.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
Nat Satisfied.

Hotel Clerk how did you like
your room, sir?
Disgruntled Guest-It was most un-
satisfactory. There was no gas with
which to asphyxiate myself, no bath
in which l could drown myself and no
rope fire escape with which to hang
myself and all / came here for was
to commit suicide.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
Safe.

81 gave up cocktails and rouge just
to please him." sobbed the fair plain
tiff, formerly Of the "Follies."
"Order in court" cried bailiff as a
sympathetic juror groaned aloud.
Look here" said the defendant to
his lawyer, ''I'm afraid we are going
to lose this case"
Don't worry" answered the lawyer.
'The fellow who groaned is man.
about-town. The other jurors are old
fashioned men"-Birmingham Age
Herald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
Demands Pie.

Bacon-I see for testing screw
threaded machine parts for extreme
accuracy apparatus has been designed
that projects magnified pictures of
them on a screen.
Egbert-It won't do as public at
traction unless they introduce some
sort of a pie into the picture.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
Waverinn Confidence.

Figures won't iel" declared the sta
tistician. =
Maybe you're right" answered the
mild-mannered citizen. "And yet, some
how, I can't put implicit faith in the
numbers that go up on a taxicab regis
ter"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12

We offer $4,000 for any case Of catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is taxi
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price Csc. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
Exnerlence.

Miss Sentiment-Were you ever dis
appointed in love?
Eligible Widower-Two and a half
times.
Miss Sentiment-Tw and half
times?
Eligible Widower-Yes, twice mar
ried and once rejected. Boston Post.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
Mean Thinu.

Edith-How do you like my new pho
tographs, dear?
Marie-Why, one of them is very
pretty and the other is quite good
likeness.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
Exactly.

81 keep telling my boy to aim high,
impressing on him that not failure
but low aim is crime
81 see; in teaching the young idea
to shoot you use a Maxim
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-09-12
Color of Hia THOUGHTS

"Gasby is downcast on account Of
his lack of culture"
Eyes, he is blue because he is not
well read"