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The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-03
LOCAL MARKETS
Poultry

Stags-3oc. Turkeys-Live, 35c. Ducks-S0c. Fryers-35440c. Hens-3OQ32c. Fresh Eggs-5NG52c. Storage Eggs-4Sc.
 Butter Creamery-67@6Sc Country-4O945c.
 Fish Spanish -2OQ211ac. Pompano-35c. Salt Water Trout-2n92oc. Mixed Fish-i2c. Gray Snapper-Headless and drawn 14c. Rel Snapper-Headless and drawn, 200 l1c. Fresh Water Perch-121ac ID. Grouper-13lrq1fc Shrimp-11G12hc. Eastern Select Oysters-$2.75 gallon.
 Meats D. s. Clear Belles-26td27c. D. s. Rib Bellies-GQ8c. Pure Lard-2911c. Hams-Regular, so@sSc; skinned. sc@e6c. Picnic Hams-25c. Bacon-3S@Ec. Pork Loins-35c.
 Live Stock
 wUnion Stock Tards.J Fed steers:
 Good to Cnoice-s1OQ1l. Medium to Good-$9@10. Common to Medium-$S@9. Grass cattle. according to weight, quail ity and flesh:
 Steers-$7GS.
 Fat Cows-s7@S.
 Medium Cows-$GG7. Cutters-$5Q6.
 Canners-s4d4.5 4.5o. Oxen-$4@S
 Fat Yearlings-$SQ7. Medium Yearlings-s450 5095.50 VealerS-$SQ10. Hogs: Choise Corn Fed Hogs. 1S5 and Up t14. 5OQ1550. Choice Corn Fed Hogs, 135 to 165-$tSG IA. Choice Corn Fed Hogs. 90 to ls5-No de- mand. Light Pigs. 90 pounds down-No de- mand. | Best Heavy Rough Hogs-$12@13. Half Fat Rough Hogs-s10Q11. l Soft and oily hogs from 1c to Pc pei pound less than above prices. 1 Produce l Sweet, Potatoes-2Ac lb. | Colorado Celery-$l dog. | Lemons-$.50. | Peanuts-Spanish, Sc h.; large, 12@1311c Cabbage-3Ac lb. l Irish PotatoeS-3Ac lb. | Onions-41ec lb. | Beans-$1Q1.26. I Oranges-California, $50. i Bananas-Extras, 7hc lb. I4imes-$1.25 per 100.
 Meal and Feedstuff | Mixed Horse -$50470.
 Old Style Hulls-$l7. l Corn-$190. l Corn Crops-$4 No. ? White Oats-95c per bushel. I Shorts-$S8. 1 Bran-$53 c. s. Meal. per cent-$3 Peanut Meal-E2 Hen Feed-;4.15 per 100-lb. sack. Economy Dairy Feed-$0 Choice Pea Green Alfalfa-$A. Wheat Straw-SlS.
 Timothy-$4O Perfect Hog Feed-s72.
 Hides and Tallow Quotations are as follows: No. 1, green salt hides 37@3Sc.
 No. green salt hides. 35Q36c. Mo- green hides, S1@32c-
 No green hides, 29Q3Oc.
 No 1 dry flint hides. 4SG46c.
 No ? dry flint hides. 44G45c
 No. 1 dry salt hides, 42@4Sc.
 No 2 dry salt hides. A942c. Sheep skins. 50cQ$2. Horse hides, $5Q10. Goat skins, $lQ1.25. Hog skins, 50075c. Tallow. 12Ql4c. Clear wash wool. 60G7oc. Clear grease wool. 50Qo5c Bury wool. 25Q35c. Ginseng (wild). sl0H12. Cotton Good middling 2c Strict middling .......................... .sis,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-03
CLASS ENTERTAINMENT

One of the most pleasant social events of the season was the entertainment
 given by Mrs L. L. Vann, Mrs. Harry Massey. Mrs. Hattie Naylor and Mrs Sam Nash to the members of the Bathes- da Sunday school class in the parlors of the First Methodist church Wednesday afternoon. There was a large gathering Of the members of the class, which num- | bers about S5, and splendid musical programme had been arranged for the entertainment of those attending Mrs. J. N Sherman read a most inter- esting paper. and Mrs. J. w. Wright also contributed a paper on Christian Edu- cation." Mrs. l.. l.. Vann and Miss Moody Lou Buchanan played piano | duet, Melody in F" Rubenstein): Mrs
 A. D. Sturdivant and Mrs Cecil Cowan sang a duet, He Wipes the Tears From | Every Eye" and Mrs. White Hornsby sang Jesus, My Redeemer." Following 1 the programme reception was held l when brick ice cream in pink and white with cake were served to about 50 guests.
 The social gatherings are held once every
 month and are proving most enjoyable to the members
 Mrs. Brad c. Copeland and son and
 Mrs. Earl Dillon and children will visit | Waverly soon.
 The condition of Dr. J. C. Curry is pro- ncunced critical at Denver, where he re- gently underwent an operation.
 Mrs. s. E. Grout is ill at the Elizabett | Duncan hospital
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-03
or through such gutter or drainage

or through such gutter or drainage ditch.
 Sec. g. Any violation of this ordinance shall be punished as provided by Sec tion 1216 of the Code of Alabama of 1907.
 Approved October 1, 1919
 N A. BARRETT, President of the Commission. A true CODY: H. s. RYALI,
 City Clerk.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-03
Grade Ordinance No. 326-C.

Grade Ordinance No. 326-C. An ordinance fixing and establishing the grade of Fourth street, for merly John srteet, and the curbs on both sides thereof, from the north property line of Eighth ave- nue to the south property line of Ninth avenue.
 Be it ordained, by the commission of the city of Birmingham, that the grade of Fourth street. formerly John street, and the curbs on both sides thereof, from the north property line of Eighth avenue to the south property line of Ninth avenue, be- and the same are hereby fixed and established as shown on profile sheet No 266 heretofore ex- hibited to this commission and now on file in the city hall in the office of the city engineer.
 Approved October l. 1919.
 N. A. BARRETT,
 President of the Commission. true copy: H. s. RYALL,
 City Clerk
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-03
Improvement Ordinance No. 15-D.

Age Herald Oct. s-10, 1919.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-03
Grade Ordinance No. 327-C.

Age-Herald oct. 3. 1919.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1919-07-19
Y. NJ. c. A. Conference

The first annual conference Of tn"
Eastern Shore \. VI. {. \. viii lie in
sc. ION at Ocean CITY, Md, .rom lr!-
oay, July Is, 20 Sunday evening, JUly
2OtG.
The following ing program
Is anHounccd:
Chief Topics. Discussion Following
Addresses
Boys and the Church Friday 5:l3.
Physical and Nora framing, G, ".
Braden,- Saturday A. NJ.
Boy Psychology, A. { RoheNs--Sat-
urdav 200.
Rural and Community Betterment and
Educational Needs, Pres. Mitchell,
of Delaware State College
Practical Boys and Community Wok,
Mr.. Roberts Saturday 500.
World Wide Achievements william
Knowles Cooper. of Washington
Song Service, John Maylott, Army
Camp Song Leader Sunday 1850
Christian Leadership, by a ,caiing
Baltimore Pastor.
What Eastern Shore Men Can DO,
Fred B Freeman
Lies Greatest Dividends, William
Knowles Cooper.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1919-07-19
Gospel Meeting AT RowIandville

arrangements are being made for
a tent meeting at Rowlandvjlle, be-
ginning Sunday, July 20, and con
tiuuing until Sunday August ,. The
meeting will be in charge OF Rev. H.
II. Carroll. Of Harmony NJ. p. Church,
who will be assisted by Rev J. w.
Sutton. of Hopewcl NJ. +. Church;
Rev. ]. II. Wilson. of Mount Pleasant
NJ. +. Church and other divines.
This will he community meeting
conducted on evangeistic lines.
Everybody is cordially invited to
come bring your friends and join in
this movement for spiritual uplift.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-02-17
JOHN -. NOPNGO - 80
ALEXANDRIA NATIONAL BANK BULL DING ING
Corner King and Royal Streets
BELL PHONE SSA

bers. He said the delegates "are going
to Versailles with very definite IDEAS
and instructions regarding the league
Of nations
Ebert referred 20 the Spartacan
troubles as unfortunate
Owing to unemployment and
the food Shortage there is still dan
ger from the Spartacans," he said.
I'VE have only enough bread for the
workers and even they have not
enough meat. We can get foodstufS
from America, but the conditions arc
hard. We must pay III gold and for
eign securities We haven't enough of
them. We are ready to pay anything
within reason as soon as we can re-
sumo industry and commerce on a
normal basis
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-02-17
GOVERNMENT OVERTEROWN

The Royaii>t government at Oporto
and in North Portugal has been
overthrown and the republic restored
there. Paiva Conceiro, the Royal;st
leader, has been arrested. The coun-
ter revolution against the Oporto
RoyaEst government lasted only an
hour and a half. The people of Opor-
10 backed by Republican guard and
the Ninth Regiment OF Portuguese
cavalry. succeeded in turning the
PoralistS cut.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-02-17
LOVER TAKES POISON
Young Business Man Tries to End
Life on Her Doorstep.

New Orleans, Feb. III wanted
to comfort his last moments-but
] don't love him. moaned beautiful
Miss Corinne Phelps, of Philadelphia.
That was her problem last night.
For yesterday morning John f. Har-
ris. of Richmond, Va, and Detroit,
Mich, young business man, swallowed
nine mercury bichloride tablets on
her doorstep when refused adm ttance
TO Miss Phelps sisters residence,
where she is visiting here.
RI Saturday night he had proposed
and she had refused him. He left.
threatening suicide.
Miss Phelps held the dying mans
head while her sister telephoned for
an ambulance. When Charity Hos
pital physicians said Harris was
certain to die, Miss Phelps sped 10 his
bedside and, as he gripped her
hand and looked at her with dim
med eyes, promised ''I'h stand by YOU
Harris rallied.
Physicians said last night that he
Will probably recover.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-02-17
DEMOCRACY GERMAN HOPE
Cannot Otherwise Exist. Ebert AS
serts; Food is Scarce. He Saws

SNAS', WV - hoSotSS, Ike osssS
Weimar. Feb. 17.-Germany must
be democratic or she cannot exist:
Germany must be free or she can
not exist"
Friedrich Ebert, Germany's first
president, thus summed up the sit
uation confronting the new repub-
lie, in an interview with foreign cor
respondents. He said the new gov
eminent, in repairing the ravaees of
five years of warfare, must be helped
rather than hanlpered by other nations
and that every obstacle placed in Ger
nany's path to rehabilitation will
have its effect on civilization at large.
President Ebert reiterated his re-
cent announcement that the pres
emit German army will be completely
demobilized and, reorganized on the
basis of short term CONSUMPTION,
similar to the Swiss system.
BE said the German delegation 70
the Peace Conference will be small,
and gave assurance that Count Won
Bernstorf will not be one of the men,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-02-17
k5iMAL BEy on TRIAL.
One of Turks Accused of Ordering
Armenian Massacres.

to address.
Paris. Feb. 1.-THE trial Of those
responsible for the Armenian mas
sacreS by the Turks has begun in Con-
stantinople. The leader of the TURK
ISL Officials being tried at present is
Keimal Bey, Governor of Diaroekir
The prosecutor, in opening the trial
declared it was necessary to punish
the authors of the massacre. which
had filled the whole world with q
feeling of horror.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-02-17
Stomach Ills

permanently disappear after drinking
the celebrated Shivar Mineral Water.
Positively guaranteed by noner-hark
afer. Tastes fne: cost trlfs. De-
livered anywhere by our Alexandria
Agents, F. S. Harper, Inc. Fhcns
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-02-17

For Sale-Six Thousand feet OF spruce
lumber for 5000. Aero Auto Com
panv Phone $50. ALT
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-02-17
Special Notice F!

In order to stimulate building operations in the city Of
Alexandria and vicinity and to supply the extraordinary
demand for modern homes, will be Of one hundred
business professional men of Alexandria city who viii
guarantee to erect modern house in the city Of AeXan
dra or vicinity during the year 1919 Who'll be the next?
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

In the County Court of the State of
Oregon for Umatilla County.
In the Matter of the Estate of
Fannie 0. Myrick. Deceased.
Notice is hereby given to all per-
sons whom it may concern that Olive
Lee has been appointed Administrative
of the estate of Fannie o. Myrick,
deceased. and has qualified as such.
All persons having claims against her
estate are required to present them
with proper vouchers to the said ad-
ministratrix at the law office of Will
Nj. Peterson, in the Smith-Crawford
Building at Pendleton, Oregon, within
six months of the date of the first pub
location of this notice which is made
on the and day of May 1919.
Olive Lee, Administrative.
Will M. Peterson,
Attorney fer Administrators.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02
VICTORY NOTES
NOT TO LOWER
in PAR VALUE
New Issue Has Special Appeal
to All Investors,
Says Expert.

Capitalists, as well as the small in.
vestor, may purchase the new Victory
Loan notes with the fullest assurance
that they will hold in the market close
to the issue price," declared G. X
Weeks, Victory Loan campaign man
ager for the Twelfth District, today
in calling attention to the strong ap-
peal the Victory notes make to invest.
ors strictly from an investment stand.
point He continued:
at has, of course, been source OF
disappointment to subscribers for pre-
vious Liberty Loan issues that these
issues have gone, even temporarily, to
a discount of five or six points in the
market.
while this does not represent real
loss to those who have held their bonds
for investment, it is reassuring to sub
scribers for Victory notes that no sue
discount is possible in the case of tn
present issue.
Discount Impossible"
"A uELlluE VI lubttiCloiJ lOoh holcs
OF only one point, to 80 for example.
would put them on an interest return
OF 5.03E. Even during the war, with
the prospect of continued large issues,
no Liberty Bonds have ever declined to
any such basis The Fourth Loan
bonds today, as matter Of fact, are
selling to yield less than the 4AH
paid by the Victory notes at par.
"A similar situation exists In the
case OF the series Of 339o fully tax
exempt notes which are suitable for
the larger investors The first issue
OF The fully tax-exempt Liberty Bonds
bearing 3l59S interest, in spite Of all
the liquidation during the war, are
selling today to yield only $3.50.
Should the vi tory Loan 5I%
notes decline to 80, this would be
equivalent to a 4.03E return from its
fully tax-exempt note, which would be
equivalent TO 81 for the Liberty Loan
s1ls which now are in active demand
In the market at 90"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02
Notice of Final Account
In the County Court of the State OF
Oregon, for Umatilla County.

In the matter of the estate o.
Lucinda Hiteman, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned has filed his final account
and report in the above entitled mat
ter and that the above entitled court
has fixed saturday, May 81, 1919, at
the hour OF ten o'clock u, m, of said
day as the time and the county court
room In the county court house at
Fendleton, Oregon, MS the place for
hearing said account and report,
Any and all objections to said final
account and report should be filed tn
the above entitled matter on or be.
fCrc said date.
HENRY DELL,
Administrator
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02
Notice of Final Account,
In the County Court Of the State OF
OREGON. for Imatilln County.
HENRY DELL,
Administrator


In the matter of the estate of Mary
LaFnve. deceased,
Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned has filed her final account
and report In the above entitled mat
ter and that the above entitled court
has fixed Saturday, May 81, 1919,
at the hour OF 10 O'Clock a, m. OF said
day as the time and the county court
room In the county court house AZ
Pendleton, oregon, as the, place for
hearing said account and report,
Any and all objections to said fina!
account and report should be filed in
the above entitled matter on or be,
fore said date.
CARRIE p. BERGEVlN, 2
Administrative With the WIN Annexed.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

II would be thoughtful Of the army
and navy to delay their rehabilitation
until the public catches up with the
war books already written.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

King Peter OF Serbia also has enough
OF the old game and has wished his
job on Prince Alexander. Kings never
had so much trouble to stick together,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

Much has been said about the Yam.
kee soldiers bringing French wives
home, but nothing about the Yankee
nurses bringing home French hus'
bands.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

European reactionarles once sneered
at America for "dollar chasing" and
now sneer because America refuses to
chase dollars.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

The drafted man who was not called
now knows TINT, all statements to the
contrary Notwithstanding, he was not
in the army or he would receive Il $50
bonus.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

Even conscientious objectors have
not wholly escaped the horrors of
war. Some Of them have had their
feelings hurt.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

Professional opinions continue to
differ as to whether Brest Is the worlds
prize pest-hole or one Of the healthlest
spots In Europe.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

Rio Joneiro reports 10000 bags Of
coffee destroyed by tlre-and cup of
coffee has been about the only thing
we could get for nickel, too.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

Germany has declared garters to be
a luxury, but they continue to be con-
sidered necessities in all allied coun-
tries except Scotland.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

The reign of terror, or restoration
of law and order, as the case may be,
no sooner ends In Prussia that 1t be-
gins again.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

In the meantime, every citizen must
be IN employment agency for any SOL
dlers or sailors who happen to need
work.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

In the general distribution Of war
medals why should not there be one
for the tired consumer who stayed
home and paid the bills?
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

European art critics who insist that
American sky.scrapers are beautiful
have never been hung up between
floors In stalled elevator.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

One reason there are so few old
fashioned girls running at large is
that discerning men marry them rs
soon us detected.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

"Within Ave years." says Phila-
delpha savant, 1--WE will be eating ar
tifcial eggs" If that be true what
will the hens do for u living?
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

One trouble In Germany Is that there
are so many persons who haven't any
thing to do except work at bolshevism.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

II all problems could be solved as
easily MS bills are drawn to solve them,
wouldn't this be grand era in which
to live?
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

The impression is getting abroad
from Paris that the French do not
like the Germans very well.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

The great cities of Europe are not
encouraging visits from strangers. Any
one who goes to Europe now is sup
posed to be strictly on business.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

When the eX-kaiser gets tired Of be-
ing referred to as the ex-kaiser he can
have them call him the former kaiser.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

Americans play baseball along the
Rhine while the Germans shoot each
other In Berlin. The mirth Of nations.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

Those Berlin monarchists who are
reported as ready ITO grab the govern
ment" maybe are waiting until they
can find 1t.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

You cant fool all the people all the
time, but the people fool themselves
q great deal of the time.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

The fellow who doesn't worry about
the weather has more time to devote
to his other troubles.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

There is a growing conviction that
some Of the returned soldiers are not
looking for work.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

The war has proven that there Is no
reason why an American president
should not see the world.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

Every ship which now reaches this
side continues the glad news that the
boys are coming home.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02
eATHENA. OREGON. MAY 2, 1919
Camouhaged Philosophy.

There's nothing like an automobile
to facilitate the spending Of ones
money.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

For Sale.-A good kitchen cabinet.
Mrs. Frank Berlin.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

Food conservation In America has
been the triumph of individual devo-
ton to the national cause.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02
Here Are the Terms
And They're Easy

Starvation by Germany challenged
all the world; food conservation In
America answered the challenge.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1919-05-02

For Sale. e.-Thoroughbred Rhode Is
land Reds. Phone 28F5.
Wanted. Stock to pasture. Henry
Keen. ADV.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1919-10-17

Our good friend. the Herald, in an
editorial statement in the current is
sue says that the Fire Marshall's Of
flee has reduced fire insurance rates
and saved the people thousands of
dollars in Kentucky. Immediately
following the said article it apologies
for an advertisement it carries in an
other column, saying that it is against
the policy of the paper to publish
Misrepresentation, even though paid
for. For the fenefit of those who are
carrying fire insurance in this town,
the two statements ought to have
been at least two or three columns
apart, instead of one following the
other.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1919-10-17

Because of it's being overshadowed
by other matters, chief Of which, is
contemplated Nationwide prohibition
expected January 16, 1920, we very
much doubt whether one man out of
every five in Kentucky, knows that
we are to vote on statewide prohibit
ton, at the coming election, Novem-
Der the 4t.h In this County we have
already made and delivered the bal
lots to the County Clerk. The ques-
tion of amending the laws to make 1t
illegal to manufacture or sell liquor
&C., is upon a separate ballot.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1919-10-17
ODDLY STRUNG
By |. ID. Claire.


II wasn't polite of Fluke to dis
credit my cat tale with that dog
street" parallel. and ! am coming
back with another Yellow Banks at
traction that Fluke cant match in
Hartford. Over here, il a Sunday
night drags out heavily one may drop
into a soft drink saloon, take a cou-
pie of hard drinks and then. spend
the remainder of the evening at Ho-
y Roller show. Hartford is my home
town, but as long as l sojourn at the
Yellow Banks ] am going to stand up
for its institutions.
Honest to goodness, l am living
as dry as Ben Taylor breaches, but
I'll be glad to see so many of my old
Ohio county friends over here after
the saloons open up again that III
pretty nearly welcome the time.
] am going TO visit Hartford pretty
soon, and ! am so blamed homesick
that I'll really be glad to see Eek
Rails old gray horse and Battle Nall.
80
A bright lady asked me the other
day what was my conception of an
ideal wife, and she seemed real dis
appointed when ! told her my notion