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The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

Husbands are all supposed to be have themselves when they are out after midnight. But the easiest way for wife to spoil her husbands s breakfast and his whole morning is to tell him that he talked in his sleep last night.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
BITS OF BY. PLAY Dy Luke kcLuks
 -;- Copyright by CiloinAan
 Enquirer
Oh, Prunes

Oh, Prunes "Fm getting too fat" said Miss Bid dle, And to get the fat off is riddle. I don't mind your chins, Though they cause many grins, But I hate to be fat around the mid dle.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

Herr Doctor Liebkneoht declared the time has arrived for bloodshed and forthwith his brother Ger shed his blood.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

Hereafter whenever you hear of a man who is too proud to fight will understand that the thing to do is to drop everything and run.-(Florda Times Union.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

Sometimes man prays in a tone of voice that seems to suggest that the Lord keep all the other petition CTS waiting in the anteroom
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
No Joke

No Joke We're discontented," said old Bass, Just take this tip from me, That no man is as happy as He thinks he ought to be-"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

One of the greatest problems of reconstruction is that Of reconstructing lot of wrong points of view -( Chicago News)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

Tillie Ginger says that another sample of her luck was that she paid SIS for a piece of squirrel fur and the first time she wore it out the dogs treed her.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

MT. Bryan has been heard He cordially ap- browse the movement to compel immigrants to learn the English anguage.-(AnacondaS Standard
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
Fact

Tho average mans careless tike, To pass up details he is prone; He thinks all babies look alike,
 Until he gets one of his own.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
Scared

She saw us go
 And lick the Dutch, Now Mexico
 Ain't saying much.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
No Joke

With their wives all men should
 agree"
 Said wise old MT. Reasons; For, though a man has reason, he Will find his wife has reasons"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
Paw Knows Everything

Paw Knows Everything Willie-Paw, where do they put telephone wires on such high poles? Paw to keep up the conversation, my son.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

What has become of the old-fash- toned proud monarch who was so jealous of his crown he wouldn't let his wife crack walnuts on it?
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

Germany however should not be surprised at hay ing to pay wartime price for peace.-( Indianapolis News.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
Fair Warning!

Gather, ye souses, while ye may,
 Nor show a sign of stacking; For this booze that blooms today,
 In six months will be lacking.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

The Huns may be short on fats. but they are very much extended on fat-heads.-( Columbia Record.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
Bent

This knowledge isn't in a book, But, am here to say, You'll find a fellow is crook, Because he's bent that way.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

Probably the worst thing about marrying a girl with a cabaret tenn perament is that she may want to use her pin money for opening a keg of nails
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
Fooey!

Some men want the earth. but it is different with you. isn't it Col onel?" said the Man who was buying the drinks.
 "How's that sir?" demanded Col
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
It's orfuI, George; It's orfuII (HnusfnY1 Pnafl

That Ohio dryness distresses us Jack Warwick and Bob Ryder are probably hilarious about it, but we tremble for Luke McLuke.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

sion wrong end flrSt, observed the Sage. "Yes," agreed the Fool, eff she steps off a moving street car that way" This knowledge isn't in a book, But, I am here to say, You'll find a fellow is crook, Because he's bent that way.
 OhI ing her age, isn't she," remarked the Old Fogy.
 "Yes," replied the Crouch. Several years shy" With their wives all men should agree"
 Said wise old MT. Reasons; For, though a man has reason, he Will find his wife has reasons" It's OrfuI, George; It's orfuli
 (Houston Post) That Ohio dryness distresses us. Jack Warwick and Bob Ryder are probably hilarious about it, but we tremble for Luke McLuke.
 How About It? Now that the war is over the Club is organizing ball team for next season and we want to know if Will Catch, the 4Muskogee, Okla, oil royalty collector, will catch for us? X
 Betcha
 By gosh!
 Old Foch
 Did squash
 The Boche.
 -F. P. D.
 Wot's a Matter, iva? We don't know what she is scared about. But Iva Fearing lives at 920 Richard Street, Dayton, Ohio.
 Wise Girl Because his name was Johnny True, She said she'd be his wife: Convinced that one with such name Would sure be true for life.
 -(Breit.)
 B-r-r-r-r-rl Arthur Frost and Ada Blizzard were married in New York City last week. May their love never grow cold and may a flock of little icicles hang round their home.
 Names ls Names Ray D. Aitor lives in Dayton, Ohio.
 Our Daily Special The Dumbest Men Are Those Who Talk All The Time.
 Our Daily Special Flattery Never Falls Flat.
 Fooey! Some men want the earth, but 1t is different with you. isn't 1t Col. onelT said the Man who was buying the drinks.
 "How's that s;rys, demanded Col
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
Tips from Texas
Detroit News)

Detroit News) Another reason why we are a good deal of a Bolsheviki is because we want a pay day whenever there isn't a holiday.
 If there is nothing to be happy over, try to be thankful that a cock roach can't crow.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

THE fellow who's so reckless he's al- ways taking chances Is sure Of warm welsome at a ch~~sh hAaAar.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

Our Daily Special Flattery Never Falls Flat.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
Oh! :!

"A woman is usually shy about tell ing her age, isn't she," remarked the Old Fogy.
 "Yes," replied the Crouch. Several years shy"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
How About It?

How About It?
 Now that the war is over the Club is organizing a ball team for next season and we want to know if Will Catch, the Muskogee, Okla., oil royalty collector, will catch for uc0 ,~
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

Our Daily special The Dumbest Men Are Those Who Talk All The Time.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

B-r-r-r-r-rl
 Arthur Frost and Ada Blizzard were married in New York City last week. May their love never grow cold and may flock of little icicles hang round their home.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

Wise Girl Because his name was Johnny True, She said she'd be his wife; Convinced that one with such a name Would sure be true for life.
 -(Breit.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30

Names ls Names Ray D. Aitor lives in Dayton, Ohio
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-30
Betcha
Wot's a Matter, iva?

Wots Matter, wa! We don't know what she is scared about. But Iva Fearing lives at 920 Richard Street, Dayton, Ohio.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1919-10-31
Entertaining.

Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob Harpman of the
Hotel Maryland, were at home informal
ly on Sunday last in honor of their forti-
eth wedding anniversary.
Mrs. s. Alexander gave luncheon on
Saturday last in honor Of Mrs. M. Levy
of Duluth, who is the guest of Mrs. A.
Abeles.
Mrs. Louis Fleisher, 927 Sheridan ave-
nue. north, entertained 80 guests at her
home Saturday evening in honor OF
Mrs. Samuel Fleisher, who is leaving
Monday for California, where she will
spend the winter.
Miss Freda Aronson was guest of hon
or at surprise party which was given
on Sunday evening at her home, 1887
Knox avenue north. Thirty guests were
entertained
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1919-10-31
WEDDINGS.
Yaeger-Zalk.

The marriage of Miss Ruth Zalk,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Zalk
of Duluth, formerly of Minneapolis, and
Mr.. Max Yaeger Of this city, took place
on Sunday evening, October 26, at the
Lake Street Auditorium. Rabbi G. D.
Matt officiated in-the presence of imme-
date relatives. The bride wore gown
of white tulle over silver cloth and car
ried a shower bouquet of brides roses.
Her full tulle veil was arranged cap eff
feet and formed the train of her gown,
which was carried by the brides niece,
little June Gordon. Miss Florence Rab-
inowitz in pink georgette, acted as maid
of honor, and Miss Sarah Yaeger, sister
Of the bridegroom, in peach-colored geor-
gette, was bridesmaid. They carried arm
bouquets of pink and sunset roses re-
spectively. Little Raleigh Gordon, an
other niece of the bride, carried the ring
in a pink rose. Mr.. Jack Yaeger was
best man, and Mr.. Samuel Zalk grooms-
man. Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Levin adele
Zalk) of Duluth, attended the bride, and
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Horwitz attended the
bridegroom After the bridal dinner
reception to 300 guests was held Mr..
and Mrs Yaeger have gone on short
trip.
Hyman-Benjamin.
On Wednesday evening, October 20, at
$50 P. NJ, the marriage of Miss jean
nette Benjamin, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. M M. Benjamin, POLL Fremont ave-
nue. south, to Mr.. Samuel A. Lyman Of
New York City, was solemnized at the
Hotel st. Regis, New York. DR.. Nathan
Krass officiated The brides gown was
Of white silver toned velvet and she wore
picture hat Of autumn brown tulle and
a paradise. She wore string of pearls,
the gift of the bridegroom. After an
extended trip to Washington, White Sui
phur Springs, w. Va, and Atlantic City,
Mr.. and Mrs. Lyman will be at home at
the Biltmore hotel, New York City.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1919-10-31

ment of their daughter, Miss Matilda, to
Mr.. John Zachary Gelman of this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Shedlov, 812 Bryant
avenue north, announce the engagement
of their daughter, Miss Ida R., to Mr..
William Goldstein of this city.
Mrs. A. Goldberg of New York City,
announces the engagement Of her daugh-
ter, Miss Coda, to Mr.. Ben D. Dechter
of Golden Valley. N. D.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1919-10-31
Gruenberg-Bank.

Miss Peggy Bank and Mr.. David
Gutenberg were married on Tuesday
evening last at the home of the brides
uncle and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel
Cohen, 1909 Queen avenue north. Rabbi
S. M. SLIDER and Rabbi G. D. Matt Off
ciated in the presence Of the immediate
relatives Later a reception was held
at which additional guests were invited.
Hurwitz- Green.
Miss Birdie Green, daughter Of Mrs.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1919-10-31
THE AMERICAN JEWISH WORLD
Katz-Kahn.

katZ-hahn.
Miss Sophie Kahn, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. H. Kahn, 721 Fifth avenue
north, and Mr.. Herman Katz of Little
Falls, Mimi, were married on Sunday
evening, October &c, at the North Side
Commercial club. Rabbi S. M. SLIDER per-
formed the ceremony at 8 o'clock. Fol
lowing the ceremony reception was
held. Mr. and Mrs. Katz have gone on
a short trip. They will be at home after
November 1st in Little Falls, MINI.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23
CARDINALS BAT WELL
IN SECOND DIVISION
BY II. c. HAMILTON


itunited Press Staff correspondent
NEW YORK, June Branch
Rickey. president-manager OF the st.
Louis Carnidals will set little consola-
ton this year from the recollection
that he submitted TO the demand of
stockholders and turned Jack Hend-
ricks out of major league job Ric,
key undertook the job of running the
club when Jack went back to Indiana
polls. The result was hardly success
lful--unles one calls success xhe art of
keeping the Cardians stationary in
their usual place in the standings
/ far down the second division.
! Hickey undoubtedly didn't have any
hallucinations regarding the Cardinals.
Without question Rickey had no false
ideas of the club Hendricks was un-
able to lift from the depths. He un-
derstood the management simply with
the hope that he would be able to
build TO better things. And he certain
Ily has a hard task.
Baird Trade Didn't Help.
One of the first things Kicked did
was to make a swap with the Philadei-
phia club that sent Douglas Baird.
third baseman. TO Jack Coombs In
return he got Milton Stock. Stock is
not a better ball player than Baird
who is one of the best base runners
in the National league and very good
hitter. Stock will outhit Baird in all
probability. but the exchange favors
Philadelphia.
SO far as the naked eye can see
there is no bettement in the Cardinals
of year ago, with the possible excep-
tion that the return of Jack Miller to
an infield position win have steady
ing effect on the ball players who We're
running things in high handed fash
ion at st. Louis.
The Cardinals have weak outfield,
a weak infield and a bad pitching
staff, save in a few spots. Mike Con
zales declined to play with Hickey
again was and disposed of, but, even
with the Cuban gone. Hickey still
maintains one of the best of big lea
que back-stopping departments.
Goodwin Leads HrIers.
In Marvin Goodwin. Hickey has an
excellent pitching prospect. Bill Doak
and Lee Meadows are still capable of
most creditable performances. This
will be the easiest department of the
club to biuld. for Hickey is uncanniIy
strong on uncovering phenomenal slab
artists and probably is using all his
scouting powers to uncover some now. /
When Hickey put across the deal
that will send John Lavan TO the Car
dinals he accomplished a neat stroke. |
for Layan is a grand ball player and a /
man Hickey picked from the college
lots But he will have to be shifted
from the shor.field unless Hickey de- /
cides to make Rogers Hornsby into I
else. for Hornsby and the 4
Cardinal shortstopping job are practi- /
cally inseparable.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23
AIR TAXIS
HAVE BEGUN TO FLY

CHICAGO. June -Chicago's
first air taxis'' have begun their
flight. A.
H. E. Cohn. 40 South st. Louis
avenue, was the first official passen-
ger. making the trip from haywood
to Aurora just after breakfast.
urgent business" he told officials
of the Chicago Air Line Transit COM
pany. whose fleet consists of ten
Curtis biplanes ready for service.
He took flight several DAYS ago
and now it's in his blood" one of the
'taxi-flyers'' said.
The taxis. in charge of former
army flyers. will fly anywhere i'm
North America" according to Alfred
oGara. son of T. J. OfGara of the o.
Cara Coal company, head of the new
We will go to all Cook county
points at half hours notice" he said.
Let us know halliday beforehand
If you want to go to Duluth, Detroit.
the Thousand islands or New York"
The fares? Moderate enough "
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23
Stop Itching Eczema

Never mind how often you have tried
and failed, you can stopburning, itching
eczema quickly by applying Zemo fur
nished by any druggist for 35c. Extra
large bottle, $l,00. Healing begins the
moment Zemo Is applied. In short
time usually every trace of eczema,
,tettcr, pirnples. rash, blackheads and
similar skin diseases will be removed.
Tor clearing the skin and making it
vigorously healthy, always use Zemo,
the penetrating, antiseptic liquid. 1t
Is not greasy and does not stain. When
others fail 1t is the one dependable
treatment for skinfoubleSof all kinds.
The z. W. Rose Co. Cleveland, o. 90
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23
$50, 900 Jeweh y Stolen,
Thief En- -ers BarefOOted

LENOX, June 23.-Second-story
thieves worked the country residence
of Mr. and Mrs. D. n. Hanna. Monny
Brier farm. and carried off jewelry to
the value of between s50.0OO and $60,-
600. Mr.. Hanna Immediately tele-
phoHed to Il New York private detec-
tive agency. Three operatives from this
agency arrived at Bonny Brfer farm
and have been working on the case
since.
While no fun list of the Stolen
Jewels has been given out. IL is said
at Lenox that all of Mrs. Hanna's jew
els were taken. These included soli-
taire diamond rings. chains of pearls.
a collar of diamonds. breaches set
with diamond. diamond chains with
pendants, pearls set. with diamonds
diamond barrets and smaller. breaches.
pins and rings.
Entrance into the Hanna house was
made from the porch, through
bathroom which connects with Mrs.
Hanna's dressing room. From a solid
gold Jewel box. four by six by three
inches. which was in her dresser. most
Of the Jewels We're taken Mrs. Han
ma g gold hair brushes. combs and the
solid gold Jewel box were left behind.
50 quietly did the robber work that
there was no alarm. The following
morning marks OF white paint were
found on the rug and these were trac-
ed to the window. The thief had en-
tered in his bare feet and carried par
ticles Of chalky white paint from the
roof into the house.
This is the fourth big Jewel robbery
in Berkshire in two years. Thieves
entered the house Of Mrs Robert Win
throp in 1917 and stole $4,000 worth
of jeweIry. Last year they entered two
homes. those Of J. Apple
ton Wade and Philips Biagdcn.
Mrs. Hanna is the fourth wife Of
Dan u. Hanna She was Mrs. Molly
Lovington Worden OF Goshen Grove.
X. : before their marriage November.
1916.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23
A DRAMATIC STUNT

~ HE seuttling of the Ger
W man fleet Saturday by
the German care takers
left aboard was one of the dra-
matte incidents of the wars
end. There will be specula-
lions as to why British admiral
ty, in charge of the surrendered
ships, took any chances along
this line. The answer may be
that the English preferred to
have the German ships sunk or
at least have little regret over
such an outcome. The Ger
man ships could not have been
of much use to the allies. The
range finders, about the only
thing the allies were interested
IN, were all removed before the
ships were surrendered. Had
the interned ships remained
afloat it is questionable if they
would have been used. AS
compared with American and
British sea fighters the German
ships had miserable quarters
for the men. 1t was part of the
structural plan of the Germans
to sacrifice comfort to fighting
ability. This was one reason
why the German seamen NUT
ined. ~
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23
JIM.
MT HE dog like the horse is
- regarded as becoming

regarded as becoming
obsolete. Their usefulness is
passing and we are not accus-
toned these days of hearing
much about mans old time
friends. Therefore the case of
Jim, a Great Dane, is of more
than passing interest.
Jim was the property of a
New York druggist and it ap-
pears from reports that he was
of well earned renown. He was
a life saver, having rescued
people from drowning and at
one time awakened the inmates
of a burning building. He was
finally killed by a burglar
while striving to defend his
masters house.
For his life saving acts Jim
was given bronze medal
which he proudly wore on a
collar about his neck. He IS
said To have sensed the mean
ing of the honor conferred up
on him and to have sought to
live up to his reputation.
Jim proved by his career that
even a dogs life carries noble
possibilities if that life be de-
voted TO the service of others
If his specially has been steal
ing bones from other dogs he
would never have become
known 10 fame.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23

NEw ouINo SYSTEM with
reservoir and wick elimi-
mates messy grezse-eup trou-
bles- Surer: REQUIRES less
attention.
Am INr1KK SrnAirHR
keeps road dust. grit, etc.
out of engine internzls. Pre-
vents wear IN cylinders.
valves. etc. Lessons repairs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23
FUNNYBONE


I A Depth Bomb.
He was probably the smallest
"middy'' in the navy. and one eve
ming he was invited to attend a party
in the saloon. He was such a little
chap that the ladies had no idea that
he was midshipman at all, but took
him for somebody's "dear little boy"
in royal navy all-wool serge. AT
last one OF them. on whose lap he had
been sitting, and who had just kissed
him, asked: r
And how old are you. little dear?''
''Twenty-one,' he said in voice
like a foghorn. Then the lady
swooned.'"
Blast 1t.
ScFibner is agitating the matter OF
putting in a municipal lighting plant
This is step in the right direction and
if accomplished will be a great thing
for this viliage.-Scribner (Neb)
News.
More Than Creepy.
Mrs. Wynn had watched as in a
dream the one-armed mans big hands
creeping along the panels of the wall. +"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23

STARTING DEVICE - Sim
plest. surest; large eapae-
ity cpntrolled BY ignition
EwiteH No meshins of
gears and pushing Of pedals.
LAe6ER TIRES increase
already remarkable tire mile
age. 3S AZ inch cord tires
now on all types assure ut
most tire reliability.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23
SUBSCRIPTION RArEs
MR.. HAYS, OBSTRUCTION.
IST.

NALL HAYS, Republican
/ U national chairman, an
nounced in New York
Saturday that he is for the
Knox resolution which calls for
separation of the League of Ma
ftions covenant from the peace
treaty. Like the majority
senate leaders, Mr.. Hays is
showing minus qualities of lea
idership at a critical time. BY
most people, irrespective of
craftsmanship it is well under
stood that the covenant cannot
be separated from the treaty.
| 1t is the very soul of the treaty.
Mr.. Hays announcement made
at the very time when the ques-
ton of Germany's signature
was in the balance is particu-
larly open to criticism. The
Republican party is in need of
a bigger leadership.
@~~~~~s~s~~S~
1t has been demonstrated
that Pendleton hills are suit
able landing places but the pro-
blem of how some of our jitneys
can get up the hill is not yet
solved.
Won Bernstroff would be a
fit man to sign for the Ger
mans; he is one of the boys
who forced Uncle Sam into the
war and thus produced what
was produced.
$4,000 A~-s@
The bolshevists will not get
far with the American Fedora
ton of Labor while Samuel
Gompers is on the job.
s>-~e-s~as~~.~~
Buy yourself a home before
you get the air fever.
S-SSs@0~s-~-ss@
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23

ELECTRIC Primer insures
ready cold weather starting,
even from lowgrade gaso-
line. Minimizes spark plug
fouling and loading Up.
MASTER VIBRATOR pro-
duces fat. hot spark for start
ing even when battery 10
'1ow." Another assurance
Of motoring satisfastion-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23

after he relched his office, 5l4 West
minister building Mr., OsGara receiv-
ed booking from one of Chicago's
boxing, fans He WIN flS 10 Toledo to
see Dempsey win .s4sas
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23
SILVER STRIPES AMONG
THE GOLD.

o@h8f@
= And while we are speaking of
heroes
And we're doing II every day,
As our fighting men march
= home again,
And the hands and bugles
. play,
= Let us speak Of the fameless
= heroes
= The heroes that missed their
. chance
. To risk their ALTO fight or fall
2 on the shell7swept fields of :
2 France.
= Eager and keen and ready,
= When the call for men rang :
. clear
= Knowing the price, and the sac :
. rifice.
> They quietly answered; :
y -Heret''
, Eager and keen and ready
: For death or for deathiess :
> fame,
> Their heavy fate was to wait !
, and wait. .
, For the order that never came. I
, But grim and game TO the finish. 1
Loyal and staunch and true. !
Their hopes denied, they turned :
aside !
To the tasks that they found >
TO do. i
They trained new fighting units. =
They sent out rations. and !
guns, 4
And twas by their aid that our I
armies made !
An end of the Kaiser's Huns. I
SO while we are speaking of 4
heroes,
And were doing it every day. =
As our fighting men march =
home again :
And the bands and the bugles =
play. :
While loud we sopcd the praises >
or the men who licked the +
foe. !.
Let's give a cheer. right now and =
here =
For the fellows who couldn't >
go, =
= . > = > - , >
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-23

Is an outgrowth Of the flying circus OF
the United States Airplane Exhibition
company July business Is already
beginning to boom. IA, few. minutes