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The Washington times., 1919-10-29

materials from the liver and bowels
and at the same time purifies and
enriches the blood and tones up and
strengthens the entire system, CIV
ing you renewed energy and vitality.
Eminent physicians, and govern
ment surgeons especially have pre-
dicted a return of the Spanish in
fluenza epidemic Fortify your sys-
tenn against the rayages OF this dan
gerous and often deadly malady. Rid
yourself Of colds, La Grippe, fevers.
shlhs and malaria Scrape the car
bon off your liver. Turn down a
few grease cups! Clean out your
carouretor, so that the fuel will
ueVsiop ITS maximum power, and
eL Ioie you to climb the steep hills
OF hard work on high gear, and not
feel exhausted. Get some good rich
iron into your blood. Tnen your HUI
man machine will be less liable TO
oresk down at a critical time. and
VIII throw off any attack OF these
maladies that may come. The FLU
then will not hurt you. Hundreds
who started taking this remedy be-
tore getting the Flu" last fall, have
told us so.
Gentlemen:
have taken one bottle Of your
Hudson's Iron and Nux Tonic when
was stricken with Spanish Influ-
enZa. lost but one days work ana
su1tered no bad after effects from
-, dLNIiDul tnlS to your
truly meritorious medicine. Please
accept my best wishes for your well
deserved success.
Yours truly,
tSigned) HENRY FOSTER.
SroZet. Virginia. October 4, 1915
On sale in Washington by all seven
PEoPLE'S DRUG STORES on a posi-
llve guarantee TO benefit or money
refunded. People at a distance viii
De supplied direct by parcel post
prepaid. address Hudson Medicine
Co, Petersburg. Va.
The Washington times., 1919-10-29
KAISER FILM SUPPRESSED.

COPENHAGEN, Oct. pa compe-
tent German court has acceded to the
former German emporer's application
for the seizure and confiscation of the
Kaiser film." according to the zeitung
am Mittag.
The Washington times., 1919-10-29
BULLITT FALSIFIED.
SAYSLLOYD GEORGE

LONDON. Oct. 29.-Ip the House =,
commons yesterday Mr.. Bonar Iay
the government leader, replied IN !,
qquestlon = by Josiah Wedgewood. tce
LIBERAL member. is regard to stat
rnents oy William c. BulIitt. for.
member of the American peace
Mr.. Bonar Law said tbat
Minister Lloyd George had No, nnn
sonally read the report or the pso- p
eeeaings, but that this had been e.
me prime minister. he said. ao-
nereo to his statement that I'm ef,ac,
.ne statement by Mr.. BuIlitt w.s
tissue of falsehoods.
The Washington times., 1919-10-29
COMMUNITY SERVICE MEETING.

Mrs. Newton d. Baker, chairman
of the business committee of the War
Camp Community Service. has issued
call for the annual meeting of the
executive board, to be held at the
headquarters of the organization.
Fourteenth street and Pennsylvania
avenue. tomorrow afternoon at 4
o'clock
The Washington times., 1919-10-29
NEW DRY LAW
CONTRARY TO. !.
CONSTITUTION.
SAY BREWERS

Declaring that the prohibition en-
forcement bill is unconstitutional
Hugh F. Fox, secretary of the United
States Brewers Association, an
nounced here today that an imme-
date suit would be bought to test
the constitutionality of the bill.
Meanwhile, the prohibition lid was
being clamped down today, with the
Government ready to use all the
drastic powers of the enforcement
bill, which became law late yesterday
when Congress overrode the Presi-
Dental veto.
Wholesale Prosecutions.
The first work of enforcing war
time prohibition, according to the
law, lies with the Bureau of Inter
nal Revenue. Evidence concerning
violations of the law will be collect
ed by the bureau to be turned over
to the Department of Justice for
criminal prosecution.
Much information concerning vio'
lations, particularly in the large cities
already has been collected. and the
Attorney General Is expected to start
wholesale prosecutions in the next
few days.
Daniel Roper, commissioner of IN
ternal revenue, in a public statement
made IL plain that he plans to make
the nation bone dry.
Asks All To Aid.
Roper, pending organization Of the
law enforcement bureau as provided
in the prohibition act, appealed &c
every law-abiding citizen in the
United States" to support him in the
administration of the prohibition law
For the present, employees Of Roper.
department who can be spared from
other work will be put on prohibition
duty.
The immediate effect of the law
enforcement bureau as provided In
the sale OF 275 per cent beer, since
the enforcement bill prohibits any
beverage containing one-haif of
per cent or more of alcohol.
Funds for clamping down the lid
will be made available today, House
leaders say. The deficiency bill
agreed to by the Senate late yester-
day, provides $4,000 a month for
enforcing prohibition. The House Is
planning to fake similar action to-
day. '-
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

has been a household remedy all over
the civilized world for more thar half
q century for constipation, Intestinal
troubles, torpid liver and the generally
depressed feeling that accompanies
such disorders. 1t is a most valuable
remedy for indigestion OF nervous dys.
pepsia and liver trouble, bringing on
headache. coming up Of food, palpita-
ton Of heart, and many other symp-
toms. A few doses of August Flower
will relieve you. II is n gentle laxa.
tive. Ask your druggist. Sold in all
civilized countries.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08

An ncid-stomaeh cannot digest food
properly. Instead, the food sours and
ferments and. passing into the lntes-
tines, becomes a breeding place for
countless millions Of deadly germs
toxic poisons they are called. These
spoisons are absorbed into the system
and cause untold misery. SO, you q
II Is just acid-stomach, nothing else.
that makes SO many people weak, list
less and unfit saps their strength and
energy robs them Of their vlgor and
vitality. Billousness, bad liver, nerv-
business, binding, splitting headaches,
rheumatism, lumbago, sclatica-these
and many other still herlous all
.ments. often are traced to the com
mon source-an .a~ctd.stoMach.
Take EATON1C and get rid quickly
of the pains of Indigestion, heartburn,
that horrible, Iumpy, bloateJ feeling
after. eating; disgusting, belching,
food-repeating; sour, gassy stomach.
These stomach miserles are caused by
what doctors~call "Hyperacidity." Its
inst ACID STOMACH And In nd
dition to the pains and mlseries it
causes, ACID STOMACH Is the start
er Of a long train Of ailments that
most people e dreamed are in
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
Indigestion, Gas
and bIoat From
Acid.Stomach

any way connected witt. the stomach.
Pleasant tasting EATONIC TAB
LETS that you eat Ike a bit OF candy.
quickly put an end to your stomach
troubles. They act us ar absorbent
literally wipe up the excess hurtfM
acid and make the stomach pure.
sweet and strong. Help digestion 50
that you get all the power and energy
from your food. You cannot be well
without It'll
II you are one Of those who hive
tried everything but IN spite " q
still suffer all kinds Of acid-stnaach
mlseries-if - IarA physical aud
mental s'"c -...iif'aanT ".go' -i.r@jn ut
once to iuke E.ATONiC. CIT imrk
your physical and mental pnarh :,ti
enjoy The good things of LIE, Ike
thousands of others you will say sou
never dreamed that such alnnIi.tt v
quick relief and snch a rtlmari ;tltse
improvement in your general h #;fa
was possible.
Your druggist has EATONlC. Ne
authorize him to gua rantee il To give
you instant relief Or refund ynu-
money. Get d big box OF EATUNH
today, it costs but little and the II
suits are wonderful,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
In Erratic Russia.

President George I. Page OF the
American Bar association said at a
dinner in New York:
IAN eminent American actor who
once acted in Russin told lie that at
a Petrograd theater he met an Ameli-
a stage carpenter. The actor was
having a good deal of Il frost in Pc
trograd, and the stage carpenter under
took to console him.
eth tell you how it is, MIR. Ham
fat the man said. these here Rus
slams are an ignorant lot of devils.
They never know what they want,
never. Why--and he gave a CON
temptuous laugh-'why, even II you'd
been good they wouldn't have liked
YOU"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
Inaudlble Sum.

Gerinany's stiff-necked denseness in
sensing the necessity for her strict
compliance with the -sfirst armistice
terms and her brazen indignation at
the harder ones imposed us a penalty
for nonful1liment of the first make one
think Of the banker of Weeping Wa
ter, Neb, who was asked by an impe-
c%unious farmer fop a loan. The bank
er was n Of those people who are
deaf for commercial. purposes. The
farmer was chIonically wanting to
borrow, and his security was getting
shaky. y
I'D like to borrow five thousand"
pleaded the farmer.
The banker cupped his hand behind
his lame ear and said:
Speak a little louder and cut down
the amount."-Philadeihbia Ledger.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
Who eIushed Then?

A pretty young teacher was once
placed In charge Of n class of boys
and she asked them what they would
Nike to be when grown up.
They all had-yery high notions, one
was to be an actor, II a sailor, one
q lerryS driver and another a cowboy.
Presently 1t came to a pretty fair
haired boy to state his wish.
What would you like to be-" said
the teacher.
Jackie blusbed deeply, and looked
shy and afraid.
Come, tell me your wish, Jackie,
please !" said the teacher.
"Please-er-please, my wish-er-is to
he--your husbands" he blurted out
London Answers.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
Needless Alarm.

Junior had not been in the best Of
health, and, when he seemed well on
The way to recovery. his mother took
extra precautions to guard him against
possibilities Of an influenza attack.
One evening the anxious mother
Sas startled when she entered Ju.
alor's room to find the little chap in
BED. shifting, with red eyes and wa
terry.
Goodness. gracious !" she cried, do.
gou feel sick, dearleS"s ea
mo, mamma" Junior replied.
But you seem to have caught a
dreadful cold.e4
II haven't any cold"
But your nose and your eyesT
From under the covers Junier pro-
duced q book.
ut is Uncle Toms Cabin man
ma" he said, "and ! have just been
reading about poor little Eva
Youngstown Telegram.
--E
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
Aerial Hunt for Whales.

With his airplaDe equipped with 4
machine gun, an army lieutenant re-
Gently went out OF a whale-hunting ex-
petition. Flying at an altitude of
about a thousand feet above the Pa
cite ocean, the airman saw his quarry
about four miles out at sea, and
swooped down before the great ami
mai could spbmerge. A short round
from. the machine gun was sufficient
and y motorhoat was soon on its way
TO pick up the carcass, which Yielded
the hunter a considerable profit Pop
nlAr Mechanics Magazine.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
Brevity the Soul OF It.

One of the Hellman boys MAS talk
ing about the saving effect the wal
has had on bank accounts. Then he
laughed.
ITS really contagious, tiiis econo-
my, but I think the limit was reached
in a telegram a friend of mine re-
ceived the other day from his son in
college.
Seems he had told the boy that if
he ever wanted help, to wire, h.t to
be us brief as possible. Che lad want
ed help an right, and so b wire read
like this;
".Dad--S. Q. S. $. r u. Q. R. S.
V. r. Los Angeles Tinses.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
japanese proysrss.


New women arr created to replace
good women"
IF you want to love women, begin by
loving money seass I'D
'womenywho remember shop signs aid
trade marks make good wives"
Very jealous women are easy to con-
troll /.
Pride goes before = fell, especially
In beautiful women"
Women and mountatns should be
looked on at a distance"
Women fall in love with. their pro-
t~ectors; men with women"
Men who can neither Drag nor flAttef
need not fear being loved by women+"
z "RatheT than makeI low in clumsy Mn-
guage, bite yourstongue out"
plain women bewail their misfortune
in proportion to their learning
"When marriage agents praise any wo-
man for her virtues. you may be certain
that is another way Of saving that she
is ugly"
Women who seek liberty too often
lose It,"
"a wife who does not know how TO
please her husband maxi him commit
no end Of blunders."
Men who like to tab photos will their
wives are henpecked."
"Thin Tipped women tell lies; thick
Tipped women are lazy and jealous"
"'Tls women who know that they are
ugly that powder their faces"
women admire women OF their OWL
type"
''The secret of winning the woman who
1iits you is-perserverance."
Women understand men; those who
understand women are also women"
Poisonous. flies carry shiny wings; had
women pretty faces"
"Men laugh with their hearts; womef
| only with their mouths"
Women who habitually bite their lip.
are Jealous"
War makes men strong INK wer'er
lovely"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
III Understood.

The preacher had been talking
about the necessity for a new heart"
Little Bess' father took her on his
knee and gravely asked II she under
stood what a new heart was 7,
"Oh, yes. indeed" she answered.
brightly. Its a kind OF heavenly
stomach
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
When Money ls q Curse.

1t Is only when money is cheapened
to worthlessness for some, and inntit,
.mpossibly dear to others. that it be
ONES u curse. III short, it is a curse
only in such foolish social conditions
hat life itself is a curse.--George
Bernard Shaw.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
LADY Of Distinction.

l. recognized by the delicate fasctnat-
ing influence OF the perfume she uses.
a bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a dust!ass with Cuticura
ralcum Powder usually means q clear,
sweet, healthy skin.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
Wuina to compromies.

From the Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph
A rustic had been hit In the eye by q
golf ball while crossing the links. He
ran, raging, toward his assailant, shout
ing:
.This'l cost you foive poends; foive
pounds ] want"
But, my good man, exclaimed the golf
er, II called out 'Fore!' as loud as ever
l could"
Rustic greatly molliied)-Did yer. guy
nor? Well, ! didn't ear Yer. III take
fuur.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08

Lawyers are not necessarily fond of
cats yet they ure always looking for
something in the fee-line.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
The Finding Of
Jasper Holt
By Grace Livingston Hin Luh

STVs fJt5H - 49,
What do you desire In a love
story? A beautiful Woma whom
You love almost as much as does
the hero-A man whosfs a man,
and wins recognition through his
accomplishment incidents multi
fold and exciting-Humor and fresh
outdoor life? If these are the pros
per ingredients you. will like The
Finding Of Jasper Holt" This Is
essentially q modern story: IL be-
gins with q railroad wreck in which,
Jean Grayson, the Eastern girl,
meets Jasper Holt, the so-called
"outcast rancher." We then move
through the pages accompanied by
men and women who are alive,
human. and desperate In their love
and crimes. Jean and Jasper pass
through the fire and the agencies
are unusual and startling by which
they attain their happiness. The
book is in Mrs. Lutz's best manner
and will add to her army OF friends
who are still reading her Marcia
Schuyler" etc.
Starts IN this paper SOON
Read it,.
-eHr ~ fsI6LH N
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
BREAKING the News.

Tbs Warder--Iou'fe III luck, Scrip
pea. There's a reprieve for YOU come
aaossE ffrsm the home Office.
The Convicted One (tising 10 the oc-
casieu3-Ha, No Moose is good
moose !-London Mail.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
Maintained His Reputation.

From The Boston TrenscTipt.
Young Wife-I wonder how they ar
range. { .ese pickles in the bottle so nicely.
Young Hub-TEes pile the pickles up,
dearest, and then blow the bottle around
them.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
End Of His Rope.

Because a fellow has failed once OF
twice. or 3 dozen times, you don't wssBt
10 GET ii N: down 3 s. failure till he's
dead or loses his ceurage-aaad that's
the sane tting.-Geoige Horace I4od-
;laer
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08

If people would reflect more they
would be brighter, and If they were
brighter they would reflect mor
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
Chicken Farming.
From ,be Wash,naton S,a

From the Washington Star.
''Whut's de fus' thing von does when
you's gineter keep chickens?" asked Miss
Miami Brown.
IF you's gineter keep chickens in dis
locality replied Mr., Isyastus Pinkley, de
fus' thing I'd advise You to do Is TO I,rae.
tice d little ey'y day wifi a shotgun"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
She Had, Too.
From Ipndon Cpirio,

From London Opinion.
&c up, Maria the poet said one night
70 his sleeping wife. Get up and strike
4 light. / have Just thought Of a good
word"
Get up yourself replied the indig-
nant Maria. Il have Just Thought OF a
bad one"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08

alnci, as it's What We know what not
TO say.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08

Or. pleree'E Pleasant Pellets put an end to
sick and bilious headaches, constipation. diz-
siness and Indigestion. Clean house kdy.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08

speaking they would never say
anything.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08

ion he often wishes he had ~patrunized
q slow freight.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
Her Discovery.

From the Boston Transcript.
Seeing a greatly %nlagnified drop CT water
on the. movie screen and noticing The mi
erobes in IT, Marjorie whispered to her
mother, Now / know bites you
when you drink soda water"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
What tho EVENING More.

From the Louisville Courier-Joprnat.
Smith was telling Jones a story
Well. the evening wore on"
"Wore?' interrupted Jones. facetiously
Ibid it? What cid it wear7"
Well said Smith, equal to the occa-
sion, If you must know, 1t was the close
Of a summer day"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08

Doesn't hurt a biti Drop q little
Freezoneaon an aching corn, instantly
that corn stops hurting, then you lift
1T right out. Yes, magic! No humbug!
A tiny bottle OF Freezone costs but q
few cents at any drug store, but is suffi-
Client to remove every hard corn, soft
corn. or cor between the toes, and the
calluses, without or irritation.
Freezone is the sensational discovery
Of a Cincinnati genius. II is wonderfuls
Criticism.
Billy Sunday tells with gusto .ofsthe
subtle criticism that a pretty Phila-
delphia girl once passed on his infor-
mai preaching methods.
The ~revivalist halted atsthe end Of
an imprisoned Philadelphia harangue,
rolled down his sleeves, put%on his
coat and said:
"And now, dear friends, are there
any q~uestions?" a
All the congregation was silent ex-
cept the pretty girl. She asked from
her front pew:
MAY 1 smoker
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-05-08
Easily ObvIsted.

Easily obviatea.
From London Tit-B:ts.
An Irishrnan presented hirnself before
q Liverpool magistrate to seek advice.
80" he said, II kapes hens In III, eel
lar, but tn wather pipes bust. ar me
hens 10 all drowned"
SORRY I ant do anything FOR YOU"
said the magistrate: lyon had bette,
apply to the water company"
A few days later Pa again appeared.
Well, b now?" oueried the maYss-
trate.
'"rhey tout me. yer honor" wa rhe re
ply, 80 kape ducks"
Tried TO Help.
Tfon, the Edinburgh SeosSrna.,.
jack Eio~boyl wish I could read your
thoughts.
Winnie willing-So do I; but goodness
knows I've tried to help you all I could.
More than 1000, 600 pelts. valued at ap-
proxlmatsly so. 0ao. 080, will be Guctioned
of Al the international Fur Exchange
during the next two weeks. Pelts from
every fur producing country In the world
will be offered, the largest lots being shs.-
COO n,oles and $50, 600 muskrats. and the
smallest two sea otter and % polar bea,
pelta.
There is evidence OF ecnsidersh Bile ogg1n-
isation in the methods OF destruction EN-.
ployed by the Inobs In the recent distii,.b-
ences, Suggesting that externRl frifiaeGres
are working through the iu6ian .ssela-
tioiaasy pagtr, sGgx 4 diaps tch from Bonn
bay
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1919-06-20

Miss Elizabeth NJ Hunt, an Amerl.
can Red Cross nurse who has just been
released from the Army Nurse Corps
will lecture at the White and Meyer
Chautauqua here regarding her ex.
periences as chief nurse of the Edge
wood Arsenal, Edgewood, Maryland
Miss Hunt, whose home is in George.
town, Kentucky, has had nursing ex-
perlence in France and Rome ana ms q
public health nurse in southern Ken.
lucky. When the war was declared
she was assigned through the Red
Cross to the Army Nurse Corps, and
was placed in charge of the nurses at
the Edgewood Base Hospital Arsenal,
which is one OF the largest manufac-
turing plants for high explosive shells
In the country. Here she took care of
the workmen who were gassed and
burned in filling the shells and making
'uQuid fire and mustard gas"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1919-06-20
NEW TANLAC PLANTS NOW
COMPLETED
Magnificent New Laboratory
Has Daily Capacity of
$4,000 Bottles

What is said to be one of the
largest pharmaceutical labora-
tories in the United States has
been completed at Dayton, Ohio,
for the manufacture of Tanlac,
the well-known medicine, which
according to recent reports is
now having the largest sale of
any medicine of it's kind in the
world.
The erection of the new plant
was made necessary by the rapid
growth of business, as the older
plant was found to be wholly in
adequate to supply the ever in-
creasing demand which at the
present rate of sale will amount
to more than five million bottles
for the present year alone.
By the erection of this plant
the manufacturers of Tanlac are
giving to the world just one more
evidence of the remarkable
growth and expansion of their
business, and of their absolute
confidence in it's future.
This announcement will be
read with interest not only by the
many thousands of Tanlac agents
scattered throughout every
state of the Union and through
out Canada but to the millio1s
who have used it beneficially as
we'll.
The new building occupies Co.,
600 square feet Of floor space. 1t
is six stories in height, practical
ly fire proof throughout, and is
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1919-06-20

At the present prices of straw
berries the landlady is convinced
that they are not healthful.
Prof. Garner back form Afri-
ca with a speciment of a monkey
that talked. If that was what he
was after, there was no particu.
lar necessity of his leaving this
country.
While the city sports are yell
ing the top off the grand stand at
the ball games, the country
folks are holding their breath so
they won't break up the hens
participating in the egg laying
contest.
We made an error last week of
five cents per pound on that
stock Jensen and Brewster our
chased from Axel Anderson. The
price paid for the cattle was 12c
perpound instead of z cents as we
stated.