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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-11-22
Dinner Stories

A portly Dutch woman applied at
the postotfice for a money order to
send to her son in the far east. She
told the clerk she had left her son S
letter at home. but said he was some
place out by China dot sounds like
der noise an automobile makes.
The clerk smiled and turning to
another nearby he said: What kind
Of noise does an automobile make
Joe?"
"Honk. hank" the other suggest.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-11-22
DON'T DISREGARD A COLD

Tha influenza and pneumonia that
preceded by an epidemic of colds
Foleys Honey and Tar will check
cold II taken in time and Will also
stop . cough OF long standing. II
PROMPTLY gives relief, soothes and
heals. Mrs, Geneva Robinson. SO N
Swan st.. Albany. N. Y, writes: 70
ieys Honey and Tar Is the best cough
n,edicine I ever used Two bottles
broke q most stubborn lingering
cough" 1t loosers phlegm and mu-
cous, clears air passages. eases hoarse-
ness, stops tickling throat For sale
by A. @. Luken g. Co.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-11-22

action of the compromising coil on the
field will be small. while at high vol
tage the current, because Of the great
resistance OF the resistance coil, will
mostly go through the compromising
coil. and in this way neutralize the &C.
ton Of the ehunt coil. This means
that the field will be reduced, and In
this way the voltage.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-11-22

A patent has been granted for a
device featured by a sort OF three
handed clock dial to indicate the Gay
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-11-22
The Automobile Simplifled

By FREDERICK C. GUERRIICH, NJ E.
Mako This Your Automobile Correspondence School
automobile discussed
~ understand
reading Palladium each Sat
Guerich about It An
the section
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31

of profit is exactly the same in either
case. Interest rates that look small
are not so. 1t is by realizing on dol
lars that the saver gets a chance to
realize on hundreds then N thou
sands" %"
Buying of Government Savings
Stamps as the investment most easily
available to everyone and as the Sc
curity which will give the United
States government most immediate
use Of the money invested was em-
phatically urged. by John H. Meyer
ing. Mr.. Meyering stressed also the
value to the stamp owner OF keeping
the stamps, once they are bought.
Hold Your Stamps.
ut is like building a statue with
clay feet for the United States gov
eminent to sell Government Savings
Stamps for the benefit Of the small
investor and have him then turn right
around and sell them back" Mr..
Meyering said. The minute the
stamp owner applies to the p~ostoff1cs
for re-purchase Of his stamps all the
benefit of the, sale is swept away. He
probably doesn't need the money, al
though he probably wants it. often
for something foolish. The govern
ment loses the benefit Of the loan.
The investor loses the interest that
would. have come during three or
four more years. The community in
which he lives has that much less
saved up wealth as a basis for pros
Cashing them in is a drag. It is to
everyone's advantage to keep what
has been saved. This must be more
generally realized"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
ADVERTISEMENT
BlCEATERSGE
KIDNEY TROUBLE
Take Salts at First Sign Of
Bladder Irritation or ~
Backache.

The American men and women
must guard constantly against Kidney
trouble, because we eat toe much and
all u food is rich. Our blood is
filled with uric acid which the kidneys
strive to filter out, they weaken from
overwork, become sluggish; the
eliminative tissues clog and the result
is kidney trouble, bladder weakness
and a general decline in health. !"
When you kidneys feel like Jumps
of lead; your back hurts or the urine
is cloudy, full Of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night; il you suffer
with sick headache or dizzy, nervous
spells, acid stomach, or you have
rheumatism when h weather is bad.
get from your pharmacist about four
inc of Jad Salts; take q table,
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for q few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This ia
NOUS salts is made from the acid: of
grapes and lemon juice. combined
with lithia, and has been used for gen.
erations to flush and stimulate clogged
Kidneys; to neutralize, the acids in the
urine so 1t no longer is a source of
irritation. thus ending bladder dis
orders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure, makes a delightful effervescent
lithia water beverage, and belongs in
every home. because nobody can make
a mistake by having a good kidney
flushing any time. -.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
OSCAR JOHNSON
BREAKS RECORD;
BY 96 Fl. JUMP
Skaters Old Record by Five
Feet in Try-out at
Slide Yesterday.

Added impetus was given the an
nual ski tourney to be held here sun
day. when Oscar Johnson yesterday
broke the record of the local slide
with a 96-foot jump. The old record
was 81 feet. The slide is in faster
condition, than ever, and If it gets no
warmer than the last few days,
should be in excellent condition for
breaking more records Sunday.
Although registration was not OPP
ened until this week, eleven applica-
tons were in the hands of the COM
mittee yesterday. Names Of all par
Elephants u be in the hands OF H.
Krogsrud, chairman, before noon to-
morrow, and the same time limit is
set for reservations for the annual
banquet to be given Sunday evening
at the Frederick. Immediately fol-
lowing this supper, the names of the
winners will be announced by the
judges, and the trophies and prizes
awarded.
Special Car Service.
Special street car service to the
grounds has beer provided, beginning
at 2 o'clock. The $3.50 in prizes has
not-yet been divided, as the commit
tee is awaiting the inal registration
before a decision is reached.
Roy Anderson. one Of the newest
local fans, and who is now at the an
nual tourney in Illinois. where he
represents the city, will be back to-
day, and has registered;a Oscar John
son, who made the jump yesterday.
is also signed up; Oscar Knutson.
Palmer knutson, Henry Holt, Carl
Christopherson, Olaf Olson and A.
Nyaggard are entered for the Bydal
trophy, in the mems class. Kenneth
Killigos, Melvin Elliott and Clifford
Whitman are in for the Commercial
club trophy, the under 1S-year group
In the latter class there are a few
more entries certain, as Thelmer,
kid" Evanson says he will not en-
ter until he can get a few more to
run up against.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
LADIES'! DARKEN
YOUR GRAY HAIR
Use Grandma's Sage Tes
and Sulphur Recipe and
Nobody Will Know.

The use Of Sage and Sulphur for re.
storing faded, gray hair to its natural
color dates back ito grandmother's
time. She used 1t to keep her hair
beautifully dark, glossy and attrac-
tive. Whenever her, hair took on that
duh, faded or streaked appearance,
this simple mixture ,was applied with
wonderful effect.
But brewing at home Is mussys and
out-of-date. Nowadays, by asking at
any drug store. for a SO cent bottle OF
.sWyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound" you will get this famous old
preparation, improved by the addition
OF other Ingredients, which can be de-
lHended upon to restore natural colo
and beauty to the hair.
a well-known downtown druggiss
says II gdarkens the hair 90 naturally
and evenly that nobody can tell It has
applied. You simply dampensa
sponge or soft brush With 1t ana draw
this through your hair taking bne
strand At a time. BY morning the
gray half disappears, and after an
other application Or two. II becomes
ibeautsfglly dark ana glossy.
~ ~ ~ 2NEAFt 49, 81
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
| SCHOOL MEN
TO PLAY LAKOTA
AT "Y" TONIGHT

The Central High men will play
their second game of the season to-
night, when they clash with the Lakota
tossers at the Y. NJ. C. A. gym. Both
quints are fast, and the bets are. even.
The locals have been turning out reg
ular three nights a week for try-outs
under Coach Doc" O'Keefe. and. de-
spite their beating last week al May
vile, are full of the "ol' pep" Johnny
Hale, who has been kept out of the
other games because of an injured
knee, has been showing up well dur
ing the last week and will be put in
at the start as center. Unless the
Lakota men rought him at the start
he intends to play out the contest.
Jack jacob, cheer leader, an
nounces a mass meeting this noon and
if the'crowd is as good as the advance
sale of tickets indicates, the school will
be out in force. This is but the sec
ond or third game the locals have had
with the Lakota men in several years,
and while rivalry is not as keen as
with OTHER towns. interest is high. r
Jud Mayer and Griffith for guards,
Hale for center. Thorwaldson, Doe and
Clifford seem the probable lineup. In
case Hale should be put out, Doe is
the probable center man, with Clifford
and LeMeter as ubS.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
Final Shoot For
Presidents Match
Medals Tonight

The finals on the presidents
match will be shot of at the Rifle
club gallery tonight. and Secretary
of the Club, r.. NJ. Jensen, has
asked oil those who have entered
tho event to turn out and see what
they can do for the medals.
DR.. H. G. Woutat, president, is
Offering two medals, gold for first
and silver for second, which are
on display at a local jewelers.
window. They are very neat priz-
cs, with merely the words, "Prcsi-
dents Match-Ffrst Prize" and
presidents Match - Second
PRICE, engraved on them.
The event is in the form of q
handicap tonight, as a windup of
the four weeks series,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
In the years Of 1915, 1915 and 1917
the combined kill of game in Penn
HXlYa MIA WAS.
GRAND FORKS TO
SEND CURRIERS' TO
PLAY G~RAFTONITES

With six northwest cities represent
ed by Kinks the Grafton Curling club
will ope their annual bonspiel on
February S and 6. Bowesmont, Crys-
al. st. Thomas. Hensel. Drayton and
Grand Forks will have curriers' in at
tendance to uphold the honor of their
various organizations. Grand Forks
expects to send at least two Kinks and
Secretary L'Esperance has issued a
call for volunteers to make the trip
for the Caledonians.
According to Secretary Gilroy of
Grafton, many prises have been
offered by the business men Of Graf
ton and indications are that the spell
will out-class those Of past years.
Entries for the events must be made
before February 5.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31

with the 1918 Thrift Stamps. Books
of 16 Thrift Stamps will be exchange
able for the government "baby
bonds" as previously on. payment of
the few cents difference between the
face value of the 16 Thrift Stamps
($4.0O) and the value Of a Govern
ment Savings, Stamp in any month.
the same as those of 1918 the gov
eminent Savings Stamps are of
changed design. They are blue in
color and bear the picture of Ben
jamin Franklin, famous thrift apostle.
and author of Poor Richards AL
nanac." "a penny saved is two
pence earned is one of the remarks
by which Benjamin Franklin is re-
membered and one which contributed
to his fame quite as much as the
barrel of New England apples he
gave to the king Of France. thereby
endearing himself to the entire court.
Franklin was a former postmaster
general Of the United States.
Warning.
Every purchaser of stamps has
been warned to remember hat the
blue Government Savings Stamps of
folder or certificate and not to the
1918 certificate to which the 1918
stamps have been attached. The GER
tificate with the green $500 stamps Of
the 1918 issue must now be laid aside
together with Liberty Bonds and 9TH
err securities and valuable to be held
until the date when it is payable,
January 1, 1923. 1t makes no differ
ence whether there is one or twenty
stamps IN the 1918 certificate. What
ever stamps there are will be cashed
for face value at the maturity date.
1T will make a difference, how
there is one or twenty stamps on the
1919 certificates; not from the legal
standpoint, of course, ALI being re-
deemable at maturity, but for the
sake of the Ninth Federal Reserve
Districts record in helping the Unit
ed States finish winning the We
are out to sell every possible stamp
we can in every county of the dis
trict. AS representatives of the treas
ury department the committee is in a
position to know that this Is the best
and safest investment any Garner can
make. What we intend doing now Is
child in this district that this is the
! truth, as it is" ~
"We are now at the center Of a
long interim stretch in government
financing between the Fourth Liberty
Loan of october and the Fifth Liber-
ty Loan, probably to come in April.
But the government is spending more
money today, supporting our army
and navy, completing our merchant
marine and loaning to u Allies than
it spent even in the days when our
northwestern lighting men were driv-
ing the Huns from the Argonne, the
treasury department has. decided to
depend on War Government Savings
Stamps more heavily than ever be-
fore.
Investment Value.
"Of even more interest to the cen
trail committee than the hope Of in
creasing a sales record is its desire
to have every person in the district
take advantage of Government Saw
ings Stamps benefits. Perhaps it
does not sound very big when the
statesmen says a stamp bought for
s4.12 today will be worth $500 in
less than five years. But if he said
$412 invested today would be worth
$500 January 1, 1924, immediate in.
terest would be attracted. Yet the
rate Of increase and the percentage
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
Dempsey Undismayed
AT Wizards Size

Salt Lake City. Utah, Jan. 31.-"Jess
is a big man and he is a good
fighter, but I think I can whip him."
said Jack Dempsey, potential oppon-
ent of Willard, who arrived in Salt
Lake City last night.
Dempsey came to Salt-Lake City to
visit his mother and to rest from hard
work which he says he has encounter
ed recently with a road show in which
he has been meeting all corners.
Dempsey hurt his hand slightly when
he knocked out kid" Henry at
Easton, Pa, recently. He expects to
leave for the east next week. 49,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
PLAN WAS

Washington, Jan. 31.-The Ameri-
a Forestry association has received
information from Frederick l.. Smith
of Philadelphia that the late Colonel
Theodore Roosevelt in one of the last
letters he wrote, approved the plan
suggested by Mr.. Smith for the Lib
erty Memorial by linking up the high
ways of the country, improving them
planting trees in certain places along
the highways. This plan was pro-
posed as a means of concentrating
the Americans who lost their lives in
the war. .us' II y:
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
CLOTHES WILL BE
SOLD AT DISCOUNT
TO FORMER FIGHTERS

New York, Jan. 31.-To enable
discharged sailors and soldiers to OBJ
tain civilian clothing more cheaply
the shopping bureau of the national
league for women's war service, has
arranged with a number Of mems
furnishing establishments here to al
low all former enlisted men discount,
it was announced here today. A ma
jority Of merchants have agreed to
ten per cent.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
SHELLS MEN WIN
FROM WANDERERS

BY 1879 pins, the SHELLS took all
three games of an unexciting match
from the Wanderers, in a league
game at the Brooks Alleys last night.
Hanson, stellar maple-splitter of the
Presidents aggregation, pulled down
high score Of 234, while johnson and
frost, also She'll men. were tied for
second with 213. The Wanderers
were not v up to their usual
standard. as none Of them hit the
200 mark. They all ran quite an even
score, however, with 10 spectacular
plays.
Tho conroc. &c. -" ~ 8
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31

With the American Army Of occu-
patton. jan. 31.-Helmets Of every
type worn by German officers and
men during the. war are being coll
lected by the United states Receiving
Commission for the War College in
Washington and the museum at West
Point. The collection for each also
will contain swords Of various Kinds.
rifles and %revolvers, breast plates
worn by German snipers and other
styles Of armour, gas masks, and in
fact, q sample of nearly everything
excepting the heavy artillery brought
into. use by the Gennans during the
four years war.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
no ESTABLISH BANK.

Mexico City, Jan. 3I--J. w. Kimp-
ton, q London capitalist, has arrived
in Mexico city for the purpose Of es-
to fishing q bank to provide mines
long unworked With suficient capital
to purchase machinery and place
themselves on q profitable basis. II
u also stated that the Brfdsh capital
~ y erdeavoring to secure q conces4
sion Tor constructing a railway be-
tween Tabasco and Yucatan 10 faciff-
tate the movement Sof sisai and other
products ri that region.
Hsrald wants ming RssuIt1
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
PROTECTION AND
ORDER IS PLAN OF
BRITISH OFFICIALS

London, Jan. 31.-The government
will make arrangements-, to protect
lives and property and, to preserve
order" says the Mail in the course
of a discussionNof the strike at Clyde.
The newspaper declares that "uncon-
stitutional threats" have been made
by the strikers.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
"FLU" HTS

London. Jan. 31.-London is on
short rations of clean laundry because
of the influenza which has depleted
the stafsY Of the public %laundries.
Consequently the public is compelled
to make continuous purchases Of new
shirts or other washable clothing and
the dealers therein are rejoicing in a
boom trade. 49,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31

Narrow gauge railroad from
The left and right field
Foul lines
To the
Pitchers box
Would be
A wonderful thing.
AS we remember
1t usually
Took
Just about
Twenty minutes
For the average
Relief hurler
To make the trip
From the warming-up
Zone
To the mound.
And that
Twenty minutes
Would save many a fan
A bawlout
At home.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
4 COURSE ~-
IN HAND GQENkOE
WnONHAG OF
~.4-<S

We hope
That while the
Baseball moguls
Are trying to
Improve the game
They won't confine
Their efforts
To cutting the
Salaries Of players,
Some Of whom
Have fought for
The old U. S. A.
There is room for
Considerable improvement
In other angles
OF the pastime.
The artist has. plucked
Some valuable
Suggestions
From his brain.
We'd like to add
That Il little
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
1872 DEER KILLED
IN FOUR STATES
(By Peter p. Carney.)

Deer were killed. during the brief
hunting season in Connecticut, Penn
sylvania, Maine and Massachusetts, as
follows:
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31

w AvAoAAV III uaSSdSl1uSClIS, d.
follows:
Connecticut AL
Massachusetts S85
Md4ne
Pennsylvania 1890
This isn't as many as was killed in
these states in 1917. Reasons for the
decline have been chronicled many
times. Each year there are more
hunters-and less game.
In Maine the deer killed in 1917
was 1855, in Massachusetts, 1,035,
Connecticut $40. IN in Pennsyl-
vania more than 1000. Twelve bears
were killed in Maine in 1918, against
43 in 1917.
Pennsylvania hasn't announced the
kill Of other game. although the game
commission announces the kill doesn't
touch the figures of previous years.
1! is estimated that 2,400, 900 rabbits
were killed.
In the years Of 1915, 1915 and 1917
the combined kill of paro in Dopp-
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-31
PLAY FIVE
EXCELLENT MATCHES

Although there were no event
games at the Curling pavilion last
night, there were five very good.
games, in one of which L'Esperance
and Warnkin played to ten heads
with a tie. In the extra head, War
ME. with that funny little knack that
stands in we'll whenever he gets
stuck, a in a stone a quarter Of an
inch ahead Of L'Esperance, who had
four in the house. Sheppard wasn't
satisfied after j. f. Turner had beat
en- him II to 6, and played a late
game with Sorlie. when he came out
on h long end of the 10 to 6 score.
Nelson and Williamson were book
ed for a Winnipeg cup game, but as
neither rink showed up, Nelson will
play the Gray rink tonight. Cameron
and Green also play tonight, bringing.
the cup series to the semi-fnals. j.
.. Turner VS.. Garvin, Reinecke VS..
Girard and Warnkin VS.. Sherman are
qchQ6n1ad for 1ro ny
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Herald Warts Bring Resu,,a.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-07-03
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Continued From Page One

knoekouts with which he has lighted
his climb TO the glare OF the spot.
light. 1t means IA new start. Per.
haps a championship later. but a
crushed spirit for a time. To VIII.
lard II means that he can retire from
the hateful gaze Of admiring and curl
Gus fans But IL also means TO WI.
lard that the flash OF the dollar will
not be so near.
To each 1t means a lot. This
means that there will be fight OF
gritted teeth---a battle that Achilles
and Hector might have envy for.
The weeks OF preparation for the
struggle have ended. Long days OF
grucling preparations, hours I'm the
sun. minutes with sparring partners
flinging dangerous punches, tire
some interviews with curious and in
duisitive folk. bundles Of mail from
busybodics and critics. have come TO
an end.
Peace in Camp
Today was a day OF peace in the
camps OF the heavyweights.
Tomorrow they will start a L.
round battle for the worlds cham.
pionship in a mammoth arena built
for them by Tex Richard. the most
daring promoter the world has ever
seen.
Downtown in Toledo betting be.
came more active after a period OF
laxness that became n deadlock
when each side asked concessions
from the other.
History never has recorded n fistic
contest OF greater mystery than the
one about 10 be fought. People have
worried and wondered about the
condition OF the champion until they
don't know what conclusion to reach.
1t is because OF his age. They are
afraid. because OF what happened 10
James J. Jeffries, after his long re-
trement from the ring. and because
of what Willard did to Jack Jackson
after the big Negroes years OF dissi-
patton. following his defeat Of JEFF.
fries
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-07-03
SCALPERS IN
TOLEDO ARE
FACING RUIN

IoisEDO, w. july 3.--Spcculators
went thru n nervous market here to-
day.
Announcement by Tex Richard to
the United Press that there were
plenty of tickets for the Willard.
Dempsey bout TO be had in Toledo
Friday frightened the spectators,
and they made numerous efforts to
resell their admission pasteboards
back to the promoters. Not a one
was accepted.
Nervousness increased turnout the
morning and the dealers finally
opened Offices in a downtown build.
ing and began to sell the tickets
thru systematic Advertisements. 1t
is not improbable that the greatest
disaster In ticket speculation history
Is about to be staged in Toledo.
Indications are that every ticket in
the best sections of the huge Richard
arena will be sold, but so many were
bought by spectators that they prob
ably viii have to sell at a sacrifice.