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The Washington times., 1919-10-11

III.
with the usual concessionsl
II you can keep your head when all
about you
The cost Of living keeps its steady
climb;
without you,
And yet remain an owner all the
time:
II you can tote a guest along each
Sunday
And make him pay his share Of food
and drink,
And yet not show a deficit on Mon
day;
II you can drive as aptly as you
think;
II you can tell the tluth about its
That forty is the best your car can
And never talk of sixty miles an
And keep your. pride after the truth
is told.
II you can take a badly treated cas-
ing
Back to the dealer and admit your
fault;
If you can hear the cycle sop you're
pacing
And yet not slow down almost to a
halt
II you can drive through streets with
children playing
Under your wheels and yet not run
them down,
And love them just as much and keep
from saying
A vicious thing or ever even froWn;
If you can ind a wealth Of wholesome
pleasdre
In driving at the very modest speeds;
u you can tell its honesty Of measure
What time you buy your frequent fuel
needs
If you can smile when you must
change a tire,
In drenehlng rain or penetrating
heat;
II you can hear without a trace Of ire,
Advice that issues from the tOnheau
seat;
II you are thus disposed, the bene-
diction.
The crown and all the rest belong to
But I shall 90 to bed with the con
victton.
That Ananias left a family.
BY MONTE SOHN.
The Washington times., 1919-10-11

Can't lose Canada. Just as the pub
lie begins 70 take the Prince Of Wales
rs q matter OF course. along comes
Toronto with a national motor show
big that it overfiowed the Trans
portation building and three annexes
~ the Canadian National Exhibition.
NO guarantees" SAYS Lhe tire
The Washington times., 1919-10-11
AUTOMOTTVE
SECTION

This column o. cevoted 90 tbs Interest o.
the autoint All questions as 70 care ana
upkeep. engine troubles, tours, etc. VIII e
cheeFfuilg and fully auGwered BY an eLll.EL
QuegtiouG must reach this otnce not lat-t
than Thursday 70 insure issue "a cuTraut
seek. Address al communication car
Aut Omoblls Editor WaGhingto1 Times glH-
ing initials ~ inquirer for index purposes.
IL your caF i1 iu trouble on the road al9
r0u need toW or acEistauces avail youfoea
ri Tho Times Auto Emergency service y
'e ycuTG for the asking. See notice "a tA'1
teCtio=.
The Washington times., 1919-10-11


I can not sing the olden songs
For fear Of being mObbed;
I can not pay the price Of old;
Today Pm always robbed.
The punk excuse Of yesterday
No more will alibi;
The only thing that has not changed
Am humble. hopeless I.
1 can't assuage the old-time thirst,
And yet the thirst is there;
I may not comfortably dine
On juicy steaks and rare,
The sugar shortage soon VIII make
Ny coffee bite like lye;
And yet unchanged and hungry am
Your humble servant.
But hold! An inspiration comes
A bolt from out the blue;
An awful thought pervades my soul
Has il occurred to you?
Perhaps when everything is new
On old-age's bye-and-bye,
I'll wish that there had been a change
In this thing which is l.
And so 1 will revitalizc
Ny body mind, and heart;
Breathe deep that ozone wonderful,
Tomorrow make a start,
Ger level roads I'll glide along,
Meath autUmn's glory-sky,
And in my motor trip viii come
The change in what was ].
There are 6,353, ,233 cars and trucks
The Washington times., 1919-10-11
+ NEW <PT AN EXPOSES REPAIR IPROFFTfEI

dealer. "Oh. for a guarantee that
viii get deliveries! says the car
dealer. It's a queer world.
The Washington times., 1919-10-11
ubnt,r In = Nnnef

One OF the best regulations for
veracity among automobile editors
belongs, odd as IL strikes one, to
Frank Bull Of the Indianapolis Star.
Motor Life.
The Washington times., 1919-10-11

AS an amplihcation OF the hairpin
idea, every motorists tool kit should
include a spool or roll Of small-diam-
cter soft iron wire. This has multi
tude Of uses IN and about car. You
know how handy the little wire hair
pin is when something goes wrong on
the road that only piece Of wire VIII
hx temporarily Only very often this
famous pin Is not long enough. Better
10 have the spool Of wire and never
use IL than to get stalled when a
length Of pliable wire would have
made IT possible for the car to limp
10 a repair station.
The Washington times., 1919-10-11

'Notwithstanding the great produc-
tiOu Of motor cars" says w. L. kissel,
or the Kissel Motor Car Company,
the euuinfne family was never more
numerous or valuable
Especially in the tropics. where
there IS so much fever. Get it?
The Washington times., 1919-10-11

There are 6.353,2 cars and trucks
in use in the United States. And some
folks still call it the automobile game.
The Washington times., 1919-10-11

often mud and small stones or
gravel viii get into the air spaces be-
tween the cells Of the radiator. pre-
venting circulation OF air through
these particular sections and reducing
the. cooling efficiency Of the radiator.
The best way TO remove this mud and
the tightly wedEed stones is 10 use
lhe hose directing the stream Of
water through the cells from the in
side. III, the water. were introduced
from the outside -the engine would
suffer. particularly the electrical
units. Be careful not to damage the
cells by too strenuous use of sticks
or metal tools On scraping out the
dirt as you might loosen some OF
the solder. causing a leak. To clean
the interior OF the radiatOr Of all rust
and deposits. pour through il hot
solution OF soda and water, catching
the solution in a pail as IL comes out
AT the bottom and pouring IL through
several times. until you are reason
ably sure the interior is clean.
The Washington times., 1919-10-11
LOCK YOUR CAR

LOCK YOUR SPARE TIRES
The Washington times., 1919-10-11

II costs 3 cents a mile to ride on
the railroads, and there are no re-
bates. But If you travel on tires.
The Washington times., 1919-10-11

LOCK YOUR CAR
The Washington times., 1919-10-11

10 guaranteeE.- saws Lle tire
Cheyenne record., 1919-04-17
How,s YOUR BLOOD Z
Pmplss and Esuptions
Mean Bed Blood

People who have impure or impovef.
fShed blood should be careful to take
only q temperance remedy made of'wild
roots and barks such ~ DR.. Pierce'S
Golden Medical Discovery is and has
been for nearly so years. Ingredients
printed on wrapper.
The first day you start 10 talcs this
reliable medicine. impure germs and
accumulation begin to separate in the
blood and are then expelled through
the eliminative organs.
In place Of the impurities, the n.
teries and veins gradually get fresh
vitalized blood and the action of this
good blood on the skin means that pim-
pies, boils, carbuneles, eczema, rash,
acne and all skin blemishes will disap-
pear. Then you must remember that
when the blood is right, the liver. stom-
ach, bowels and kidneys become healthy.
active and vigorous and you win have
no more trouble with indigestion. baek-
ache, headache.
Get DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
eovery to-day at any medicine dealera
in tablet or liquid form, or send l0c for
trial package to DR.. Pierce's Invalids'
Ho4el. Buffalo, N. Y.
Atekison, Kons.-"For . great many
yeaa DR.. Herce's Golden Medical d.
covery has been our household remedy.
In one instance especially found II 70 b
wonderful. When my boy was oonvaleso-
ing from scarlet fever be had breaking out
in blotches all over his body, faos and
limbs. One bottle Of Golden Medical
Discovery completely cleared up biz skin
and also proved splendid tonic, Person
ally have found tie Discovery splendid
for bronchial troubles and catarrhal con-
ditions."-Mrs. N. 3. Aius, TO AteA-
iaon 81.
Cheyenne record., 1919-04-17

, TRY THIS FOR ECZEMA,
Druegist has wonderful prescriptions fss
Ecxema or any Skin Disease, You osn ret
them. Just send your name ana address 70
Geo. ]. McCabe. Druggist, Nskoma. N Dak.
Cheyenne record., 1919-04-17
Have a Party for Him.

Howell-"My boy was born on cleo
ton day." Powell-"That is real
campaign issue."-Cartoons Magazine.
Cheyenne record., 1919-04-17
SWAMP.R0OT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-en6nent - . medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
Dr.. Kilmer's Swsmp-Root stands the
10 be just the remedy needed IN thousands
upon Thousands Of distressing cases.
Swamp Root makes friends quickly b.
cause its mild and immediate effect il soon
realized in most cases. Il h gentle,
healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment st once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottlss Of two sixss, msdi.
um and large.
However, II you wish to test this great
preparation send ten cents to Dr.. Kilmer
. Co.. Binghamton, N. z. for . sample
bottls., When writing b sure and msa-
tan this papsr-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1919-04-17

What Was the Cost7
Jo-I was touched by her sweet man
ner.
Jim-For how muchH
Cheyenne record., 1919-04-17


Leaders Of the two houses Of the Leg
islature have intimated that there must
be pairing Of the appropriations, but
they are trying to keep the amounts Of
the general appropriation measure in
tact.
Postwar legislation includes an ed
ucational fund of $500, 900 for vocation
al training Of soldiers, a memorial to
the Colorado men who died in France
at a cost Of $5O, 900, and ST., 900 for the
United States Boys Working Reserve.
The remodeling Of the old Indian
school at Grand Junction, which is to
be used for the home for mental de-
fectives, and the maintenance and re-
pairs at the present school bring to-
tai Of $3O0,O00 in appropriations.
The revenues from general taxation
are estimated at $797, 900 each for 1919
and 1920, Of total Of 81, So, ,1sO. Rev.
enues from other sources raise this to-
tai to $2921,1 ,1S0. There is an item OF
$725,118.4 representing uncollected
revenue for the last period, included in
which is $369, 900 Inheritance taxes not
previously included in the estimated
revenues. This makes a total of $8,-
e46,29S.S.
The constabulary 10 allowed IN ap
proximated sum Of $4,000 in the long
appropriation bill, although the
amount may bs reducsd to $4,000.
Cheyenne record., 1919-04-17

Just say to your grocer Red Gross
Bag Blue when buying bluing. You
will be more than repaid by the 70
suits. Once tried always used. &c.
Cheyenne record., 1919-04-17
Between Friends.

Between frienda.
= Gladys-Freddie Ii a handsome man.
Mabel-Yes, 1 almost wish I were
ensaged to him again.
Cheyenne record., 1919-04-17
WHY NOT PURE-BREDS?

put in two Of three
females and keep the
female increase he will
soon have q valuable
herd at small cost.
A Kansas farmer
produced % head Of
registered Shorthorns
from one cow in II
years. A wisconsin
farmer produced 12o
head from one COW in
less than IL years.
The value counts up
fast II they're pure
hraAu
Cheyenne record., 1919-04-17

AMERICAN. sHORTHORN BREEDERS
ASSN. Is Dexter Park Ave-. ChicaRo. Ill.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
NORTHWEST FULTON

Mrs. John Zacharias spent Saturday
in GAINESVILLE.
Miss Bessie Cunningham took supper
Thursday night at the Bublitz home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Morris Hartzell spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Steril Hart
zell.
Several from here attended the Me-
mortal day exercises at Edgerton Fri
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Attlesey and
family spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
Wachlin Sr.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Granzow and
family spent Friday evening with Mr..
and Mrs. julius BublitZ.
Mrs. Oscar Lindquist of Rockford, a
niece of Mrs. Heber Zacharias, spent
the latter part of the week at the
Zacharias home.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Wachlin Jr. and
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Lenerz motored to
Sank City Saturday and spent the day
with Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Lenerz and
family, returning Sunday evening.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
AT THE LYRIC

"The Amazing Imposter will be the
attraction for Thursday. This anus
ing comedy drama gives Mary Miles
Minter an appealing role which she
plays with her usual delightful
charm. Miss Minter appears as the
daughter Of a wealthy chewing gum
manufacturer. She grows tired of
the popularity showered upon her
and changes places with a Count
ess" who proves to be a crook and
gets her into all sorts of trouble.
"Girls make devotion to parents
your paramount duty in life" advis-
es Madge Kennedy, the star who
will be seen in "The Danger Game"
on Saturday. Miss Kennedy has the
role of Clytie Royals, girl who is
never happy unless she is doing
just what her parents tell her not
TO, and, as result, finds herself in
innumerable scrapes. She finally
escapes from her many dire predica-
ments but only after the realization
that parental advice leads always to
a life of happiness and achievement.
Anyone who delights in comedy
that is full of vivacity, life, love and
spirit will be entertained to his
hearts content by the select picture,
Romance and Arabella," which pre-
sents vivacious connie" Talmadge
as the star and a cast that is far
above the ordinary.
On Tuesday Gladys Brockwell
will be the attraction in "The Strange
Woman" which is stirring story
of a heroine who loved a man so
much she refused to marry him-not
because she thought herself unwor-
thy, but because she did not want
to jeapordize his or her own happi
ness.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
Twenty-Five Years Ago.

Miss Maggie Joice and Frank Cox of
GAINESVILLE were united in marriage at
the Catholic church Wednesday, June
6, Father Bowe officiating.
Paul Tannert, tobacco dealer of
Stoughton, died at his home in that
city Tuesday, June 9Th.
Chas. Cowan was run down and
killed by train near GAINESVILLE Tues
day, June 5. He was a resident of the
town of Fulton.
Mrs. Geo. Pells died at her home in
the town of Albion Friday, June LIST,
aged 45 years. She was a daughter
of w. P. Bentley.
The Journal, after a struggle of
eight years, gives up the ghost. Rey-
nolds Bros. were the last proprietors.
The Albion correspondent reports a
frost Tuesday night, June 5th.
Friday, June 8, 1894.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
FULTON

Fulton was we'll represented at James,
vile last Saturday.
There will be an ice cream social this
Thursday evening.
Baxter Sayre was home from Madi-
son the latter part of last week
Miss Sarah Sutherland of GAINESVILLE
visited relatives here the past week.
Chas. Raymond returned from bus
mess trip to Alabama Thursday night.
Several from here attended the class
play at Edgerton last Wednesday night.
Oscar Ellefson was home from Chi
cago Decoration day, returning Sun
day.
Sam Bentley was home from James
vile for Decoration day, returning on
Sunday.
Thos Biggar returned to Walker
Vile, Ont, after few days. visit here
the first of last week.
Fulton observed Memorial day by a
parade of the soldiers and children to
the cemetery. Exercises and speaking
were then held. A number Of people
from GAINESVILLE were here.
The ladies of the Fulton church will
give an old time play, 'Rebecca's Tri-
umph,' at the church Thursday even
ing, June IL, at $780, Admission 35
and 20 cents. Everybody come and
give the ladies their support.
Thursday evening, June 18th, will be
the big smoke An all star cast of Ia
of Americas best artists will give
'ERebecca's Triumph" at the church:
Beautiful women, beautiful scenery es-
pecially painted by the renowned art
list, j. E. Wallin. Come early in order
to secure a seat. Admissions adults
35c, children zoe.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
PORTER

Owen Boyle spent Sunday with rela-
tives at Edgerton.
Luella Maves is recovering from an
attack of pneumonia.
Miss Helen Walters spent the week
end with Marie Fox.
Miss Marie Fox spent Friday and
Saturday at GAINESVILLE.
Bert Morgan, Evansville, is camping
at Gibbs lake this week.
J. w. Bates and C. II. Bates were
Rockdale visitors Thursday.
George Farman, Edgerton, called at
the Eagle creamery Thursday.
Fred Mccarthy, Chicago, spent Sat-
urnay at the Frank Boss home.
DR.. Cleary, Edgerton, was profess
sional caller in Porter last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Boss and Vera
were GAINESVILLE shoppers Wednesday.
Emmett Moore, Stebbinsville, is Wis
iting few weeks at the R. Ford home.
Verne Boss attended the sophomore
class picnic at Charley Bluff Saturday.
George Nichols, Edgerton, was the
guest of Francis and Will Boss Sunday.
Mr.. Stephen Dooley of GAINESVILLE
spent the past week at the S. Norby
home.
Mrs. James Barrett spent Wednes-
day afternoon with her sister, Lizzie
Collins.
Arlene Criddle, Stoughton, is spend
ing the week at the home of her aunt,
Mrs. E. M. Nalan.
Quite a. number from here attended
the Senior Class play at Royal hall,
Edgerton, Thursday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Pagel and Miss
Anna Voigt of Milwaukee motored to
the G. Handtke home and spent Me-
mortal day.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
CHARLATAN HAS @S0FT SNAP"
Constantinople Street Scribe Finds
Easy Dupes Among Those Who
Seek His Services.

Often in q niche in the wall of a
Constantinople mosque or in deep
inset window close to the ground there
sits, cross-legged, perhaps with pair
of spectacles on his nose, a person
distinguished above the mass, man
of letters. In front of him stands
little desk for holding papers and
book or two, wooden pen, an ink
bottle, and some sand for plotting. In
writing, however, the sage rolls the pa
per upon his finger, requiring no other
rest for letter or for arm.
A contributor to Asia Magazine, who
Is familiar with the ways of the near
East, surmises that such a converse
ton as the following frequently takes
place over the letter writer's table:
From whom?" asks the wise man
of the women. who have humbly pre-
sented letter.
sour husband, effendi."
''Most beloved of my wives" COM
mences the fiattering reader. II am
well. wish you are well. The wealth
er is WELL The cattle are well :"
Here, pausing a moment and studying
the paper closely, he inquiries: What
is your husbands name?"
"Almoon, effendi."
"Ah, yes, Almoon. Your husbands
writer does not form his characters
well.''
Satisfied, the women pay two met
alliks and depart.
Some weeks later they return with
another letter, and similar questions
and answers pass between them and
the old impostor. But when they APP
pear before him again in still few
more weeks, the crafty fellow recog-
nizes them and Immediately begins to
read:
my beloved wives, I hope you are
well, I am
"But, effendi," the women interrupt
him gently, this letter. we thought,
was from some one else; our husband
has returned"
"Ah, YOU should have told me sol"
The scribe looks at them reproach-
fully; so reproachfully that they muir
muir an apology and depart.-Youth's
Companion.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
CORRESPONDENCE
ALBION

The Willing Workers met with Mrs.
F. A. Lawton Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. E. Painter were
GAINESVILLE visitors Tuesday.
The Missionary society met with
Mrs. H. E. Thomas Thursday.
Mrs. J. L. Spencer returned from
her visit in Chicago Sunday night.
The Home Benefit society met at the
home of Mrs. C. S. Sayre Tuesday.
Mrs. J. M. Babcock had her tonsils
removed Friday and is getting along
nicely.
Mrs. Minnie Dates and little son
Leon spent few days of last week at
the j. M. Dates home.
Anderson Gaines of the Great Lakes
training camp spent the week end with
his brother, Robert Gaines.
Roy Coon and family of Stoughton
spent Sunday at the home of his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. 0. L. Coon. :.
Miss Marjorie Bliven, who. has been
teaching the past year near Oregon, is
home for the summer vacation.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. E. Thomas and
daughter Eunice and Mrs. o. j. Palmi-
ter were GAINESVILLE shoppers Tuesday.
Mahlon Stillman, who has been in
service overseas, has received his dis
charge and is visiting old friends here.
On account of sickness in the K. D.
Whitford family, the Home Benefit So
cial was held at the /. D. Humphrey
home Saturday night.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
Congregational Church

Church School at 1000 A. M.
This is Children's Day, and the
morning hour will be given over to
exercises by the Sunday School
Everyone is cordially invited to at
tend.
No evening service.
Charles L. Atkins, Pastor
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06

We sell farm mortgages at So per
cent net to you. Write for further in
formation. -Michaelson & Hughes Com
pany, Ladysmith, Wisconsin. 26tf
-Notice-We want Sd per cent money
to place on first class farm mortg ages.
- Michaelson & Hughes Comp any,
Ladysmith, Wisconsin. 26tf
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06

STATE OFWISCONSIN,
In Circuit Court for the County of
Rock.
Margie Gilbert, Plaintiff,
vs..
John Gilbert, Defendant.
The Statetof Wisconsin to the Said De-
PENDANT:
You are hereby summoned to appear
within twenty days after service of
this summons, exclusive of the day of
service, and defend the above entitled
action in the court aforesaid; and in
case of your failure so to do, judgment
will be rendered against you according
to the demand of the complaint.
G. w. Blanchard,
Plaintiff s Attorney.
P. O. Address, Edgerton, Rock
County, Wisconsin, Mcintosh Thomp-
son Block.
May Is, %, 80, June 6, IS, 20.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
LinoIeum Ingredients.

The two main ingredients in the
manufacture of linoleum are cork and
linseed oil, to. which are added smaller
quantities of kauri gum, rosin and pig
ments of various kinds.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
Not pIsoommodinc Herself.

'Did the cook leave?" mo-" replied
Mrs. Crosslots. "She didn't take the
trouble to leave. She simply notified
rs by telephone that she was going 20
stay away"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06

Men wanted for sewer construction
work in Edgerton. Mierswa Construc-
ton Co., now doing work in Edgerton.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
Common Council Proceedings.
Edgerton, Wis. June 3, 10.

EdgertOn, Wis. June 3, 1919.
Regular meeting of the Common
Council, Mayor Leary presiding. Al
dermen present: Brown, Hopkins, At
well, Wesendonk, Stark, DalIman.
Minutes of previous meeting ap-
proved.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-06-06
First publication June 8, 1871
Notice of Hearing.

NOClco OF nearing
STATE OF WISCONSIN,
County Court for Rock County. In
Probate.
Notice is hereby given that at spec
ial term of the County Court, to be
held in and for said County, at the
Court House, in the City of GAINESVILLE,
in said County, on the first Tuesday,
being the 1st day of July, 1919,
at 9 O. clock a. M, the following matter
will be heard and considered:
The application of c. w. Birkenmeyer
to admit to probate the last will and
testament of Victoria V. Potter, late of
the City of GAINESVILLE, in said County,
deceased, and for the appointment of
an executor or administrator of said
estate.
Dated June 4th, 1919.
BY the Court:
Oscar N. Nelson,
Register in Probate.
Grubb & Towne, Edgerton, Wis, At
torneys for Petitioner.