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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
From the Kansas City Times.

From the Kansas City Times.
TIME we learn of Mr.. Hohenzollern hiding ther
in Holland, the less about him. Just no,
we have read letter written by him to his sor
Fritz who used to be known the prince. TIL
letter published by the Deutsche Zeitung and bear
date Of November 9, days before the armistce
concluded, and is follows
My Dear Boy: After the court chamberlain
had informed me that he could no longer guarantee
my safety at German Main Headquarters, and that
the troops also were longer trustworthy, have
resolved after severe mental struggle, to leave
the army. which has collapsed. and to go to Ho
land l advise you to stick to your post until the
conclusion of the armistce. In Berlin two govern
ments under the leadership of Ebert and Leb
knecht are fighting against each other hope to
see you again in happier times. Your faithful and
deeply afflicted father. WILHELM
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
Good Evening
BY ROY K. MoULToN

After July 1, we will have to stop
our naval construction. How will 1t
be possible to launch battlesnips? Has
anybody thought of this?
President of Vassar says beautiful
girls are sometimes brainy, but what's
the difference If they are brainy or
not. so long as they are beautiful?
Chef Binks, the sign painter, has a
daughter who paints also, but not
signs.-Hoppertown Gazette
Every year there are more and
more brave men in this country who
are reckless enough to go around with
out suspenders.
JUST THINK OF IT!
A square meal, from soup to nuts,
for So cents:
Soup, fish, celery and olives, choice
OF four different kinds OF meats, DO
tatoes, choice of two kinds of vege-
tables. coffee, pie and ice cream.
Just think of it-all for 35 cents! !!
WHERE?-I don't know-but Just
think of it! ! Ed L. Klein.
Count Bentinck of Holland, who is
entertaining the kaiser and sleeping
in one of the pantries, will some day
be converted to the Own-Your-Own-
Home idea.
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Presbyterian

Second Presbyterian-North Nine
teenth street Elmer E. Davis, pastor.
Bible school at 9:15, Darrell Thomas,
supt. Morning worship with sermon
at 1870. Subject, "The Key to the
Kingdom of Blessedness." Evening
service at 1880. Motion pictures. Sub
ject, Life for Life" Sermon subject,
THE Divine Factor in Our Life Work"
Reid Memorial Presbyterian-Bible
school. 9:15 a. m, Mrs. D. w. Scott,
superintendent. Morning service at
1890. Evening service, 100. Morn
ing subject: The Prodigal Son."
Evening subject, 1.-The ProdigaPs
Brother" Junior Missionary society
at 2:30 p m. Midweek service Thurs
day evening at 1880. ]. s. Hill, pas.
tor.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17

NEVER EVADE AN ISSUE

inspiring thing meet woman who has
eyading issues
unpleasant thing do is
possible Whereas the only sensible
squaryevadng nothingand get
settlement the spot
Face issues
of greatest ways
and
refreshing
without And the procedure
should be universally adopted
Face issues.
imagine Ev-
eide to I hand It dwndles about half
portion
issues
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
Memories Of Old DAYS
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

Fred Charles, city engineer, went
to Cincinnati to inspect the streets
that had been treated with tarvia.
The will of George Surhoff was
probated, leaving the entire estate to
his widow
DR.. and Mrs. S. E. Smith entertained
with a dinner at their home for their
guest, Mrs. Needham.
Council voted to have dairy in.
spector whose salary would be $1,000
a year.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
Scientist

First Church Of Christ, Scientist
North A, between Fourteenth and
Fifteenth streets. Subject: .Mortals
and Immortals." Sunday school at 9
a. m. Services at 1890 a. m. Wed.
nesday evening testimony meetings at
7:45. Public cordially invited. Read
ing room located in south end of the
church edifice. open daily except Sun
day ana legal holidays from 80 to
5 D. m
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Bishop Oldham To Speak
At NJ. E. Church Sunday

Bishop Oldham Of the Methodist
church will speak at Grace M. E.
church Sunday night. He will speak
on World Rebuilding" and as he has
travelled extensively In all parts Of
the world, is able to speak on social
and economic questions with authority.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
Methodist

First Methodist-Main and Four
teenth streets-the friendly church;
r. L. Semans, minister. Sunday school
at 9:15 a. M; public worship 1920
a. M, sermon by the pastor; music
by the quartet choir. Epworth League
at $50 p. m Union services with
Grace church at 1880 p. m, to hear
| Bishop Oldham.
Third Observation-Disclosures. The
Rev. Richard G. Jones, D. D., will
preach at 1890 a. m. and 7:30 p. m.
Grace Methodist Sunday morning
Rev. T. j. Johnson will speak and the
Centenary teams will eat their dinners
| in the church and go Immediately out
| to canvass for Centenary funds. These
teams will report the amount sub
scribed at the evening services, and a
banner will be presented to the victor
(, ious team. At night Bishop w F.
| Oldham will lgive one of his master
full addresses upon world conditions,
an dthe entire citizenship OF Richmond
is invited. DR.. Oldham is one of the
outstanding religious statesmen of
the world, and no one should fail to
hear him. Sunday will be one of the
greatest days Grace church has known
Be at all the services.
i Wesleyan Church-There will be an
excellent program rendered at the
Wesleyan church Sunday, May IS. at
3 p. N. Methods of Conserving Sun
day School Attendance" will be the
topic for discussion. The Rev. Shelby
c. Lee, of the First Baptish church
and Mr.. Wesley Bridges of Indiana
polls will be the principal speakers.
All local schools will be represented
with musical numbers.
Williamsburg Methodist = Sunday
schoolschool, $3.50 a. m. Special Moth
; ers' Day program will be given at s
o'clock in the evening. A male quar-
tette from the Hagerstown M. E
church will furnish special music. AL
the mothers OF the vicinity are in
Vited.
Webster Methodist-Sunday School
at 2 p. m. Mothers Day service al
800 p. m. Every mother in the com
munity is invited. The first quarterly
conference will be held Monday eve
ming at o'clock at Williamsburg. R
M. Morris, pastor.
Union Mission
, Real Pentecostal Missions. w
corner Sherman and Butler streets
H. C. Simcoke, pastor. Services as
follows: Sunday school, 10 a. m;
union services, 2:30 p. m, Sunday
Prayer meeting. 7:30 p. m, Friday
Mothers meeting, Friday, May %
1880 p. m.
Nazarene
Church of the Nazarene - North
Fifth and A streets; NJ. T. and Ida
Brandyberry, pastors. Sunday school
$3.50 a. m, J. W. Mount, superintend
, ent. Preaching at 1890 a. m by Rev
H. L. Whitcomb of University Park
Iowa Services at 8 p. m. and q:
p. m. in charge of Rev. Whitcomb
The burning of the mortgage will take
place at night. Basket dinner at tht
church Sunday. The special reviva
will close Sunday night. Prayer meet
. ing Wednesday, 7:45 p. m. Since we
will have full day Sunday we will
not have services at the church Sat
. urday night, but If the weather is suit
able we will have street meeting or
, the corner of Fifth and Main, at {
, o'clock.
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MUST "A BEEN TO DISAGREE

Knoxville Journal and Tribune.
It is understood that members of President Will
sons cabinet have agreed something but one
around Washington has the idea what could
be-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
EUROPE is FULL OF EN-

Washington Post
The fact that benighted country wants America as
a mandatory is necessarily important America has
fine variety of benighted countries to choose from
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Dinner Stories

Now" said the medical officer to
the recruit, having taken your height
and chest measurement, we will next
try the scales
20 Lordy." yelled the astonished
boy. 81 didn't know a Teller had to
know how to sing in order to git into
this here army"
Tom Callahan got a job on the Sec
ton working for railroad The su-
perintendent told him to go along the
line looking for Washouts
And don't be as. long winded in
your next reports as you have been in
the past said the superintendent;
Just report the condition Of the road
bed as you find it, and don't use lot
of needless words that are not to the
point. Write like a business letter,
not like a love letter.
Tom proceeded on his tour of in
spection and when he reached the riv.
er. he wrote his report to the superin-
tendent:
"sir-Where the railroad was the
river is
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
CAN'T FIGURE HIM OUT

The Europeans regard Mr.. Wilson a funny kind
Of diplomat He says things that he and
things when he says them.
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POINTED PARAGRAPHS
MARsE HENRI CAN SUGGEST PLACE

WNHSE HENHI CF&N oO00ESI FLNOE
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
It is said that Lenine and Trotzky looking
place to 60
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
CLOSE ENOUGH TO SEE


Hungarian reds resolved to fight finish, which
is not very far ahead of them.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
CAN THANK eURLEsoN FOR THAT

The who would still in Government
ownership of the railroads and telegraph be
ashamed to admit it publicly
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
Miscellaneous

Jail SerVice-Rev. DIR. ]. ]. Rae will
have charge of the Jail service.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
Lutheran

First English .Lutheran-South A
and Eleventh streets. F. A. Dressed,
pastor. Parsonage, 10 South Eleventh
street. Sunday school at a. M, E. B.
Knollenberg, superintendent. Preach
ing at 1890 a. m. and 1880 p. m. Bible
study Thursday at 1880 p. m. Subject
at 1920 a. m, Christ and Human
Need" Evening, Gods Promise"
Second English Lutheran-N. w.
Third and Pearl streets. C. Raymond
Isley, pastor Sunday school, 9:15 a.
M, ]. F. Holiday, supt.; morning wor-
ship, 1920 a. m, sermon, From Scar
let to White" Evening service, 1870
o. M, THE Sure Refuge" Weekday
prayer service, Thursday, 1880 p. m.
A cordial welcome to ALL
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Brethren

United Brethren - Eleventh and
North B streets, II. 8. James. pastor.
Bible school at 800 a. m, Fred White,
superintendent. Preaching at 1890
a. m. and 1880 p. m. C. E. meets at
$50 p. m. Prayer meeting Thursday
evening
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Union Mission

Real Pentecostal Mission-S. w
corner Sherman and Butler streets
H. c. Simcoke, pastor. Services as
follows: Sunday school, 10 a. m;
union services, 2:30 p. m, Sunday
Prayer meeting. 1880 p. m, Friday
Mothers meeting, Friday, May %
1880 p. m.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19
WHY DON'T YOU?

Why don't you answer your friends letter at once
1t will have double value if written promptly and will
take time than by and by.
Why don't you make the promised visit to that invalid
She is looking for you day after day. and hpe deferred
maketh the heart sick"
Why don't you send away that little gift that you've
been planning to send? Mere kind intentions &C.
comptsh any good.
Why don't you speak out the encouraging words you
have in your thoughts? Unless you express them they
Of to others
Why don't you take pains to be self-sacrifcing
and loving in every day home life? Time is rapidly pass
ing. Your dear will not be with you always.
Why don't you create around you atmosphere of
happiness and helpfuness that all who in touch
with you may be made better? Is not this possible?
Why don't you follow in the steps of him who "came
not to be minstered unto, but to minister"
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19
vAcATIoNISTS', HAVEN.

The Great Lakes, as ever, are now
Turing to their many wonderful
charms thousands of pleasure seek
ers. To vast number of persons a
Great Lakes trip is synonymous to
successful vacation. This is little
to be wondered at, for no other place
in the world will you find such a
splendid feet of passenger vessels.
Lake Erie is especially attractive to
travellers, and plying its waters you
will find some of the largest and
most magnificent steamers. Of these
the great ship "Seeandbee," operat-
ing daily between Cleveland and Buff
falo, is undoubtedly the most pop
ular. The "Seeandbee" is the largest
and most costly steamer on inland
waters of the world, and her i'm
mense proportions and luxurious ap-
pointments lead passengers to call her
"The Floating Hotel"
The commercial traveller, too, finds
rest and comfort via this lake route.
By boarding the steamer at Cleve-
land or Buffalo at s p. m. he may
break the monotony Of his all-rail
journey, enjoy night Of refreshing
sleep and reach his destination the
following morning at $3.50, in plenty
of time and with the inclination to
start the days work early.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19
Little Benny's
Note Book
By LEE PAPE
ANTS
By LEE PAPE


A ant is the name of a small in
seek and also of your unkles wife,
mo matter what size she is. People
that don't know this would think you
dident know wat you was tawking
about if you went upto them and sed,
Speaking of iEsecks, hows your ant?
Inseck ants are more intristing
than unkles wives. They dig holes
in the ground to carry bread crums
I into. Sumtimes the bred crum is SO
much bigger than the ant you cant
tell weather the ant is pushing the
bred crum or the bred crumb is pull
! ing the ant.
It is Supposed to be bad luck to
tread on a ant, but no matter how
bad luck it is, its verse luck for the
ant.
II people find ants in things to eat
| they genrelly throw the things away,
ion account Of most people being toe
proud to eat the same things ants are
feating. If all the ants SUDDENLY died
nobody would feel very sad about it,
altho the yare more popular than
spiders.
Ants are found all over the werld
Ialtho not the same ants.
No matter wware you see ant il
is always bizzy going sumware OF
coming back frum some place. No
body ever sees g ant looking tired.
Ants genrelly like to be ware other
ants are.
Therefore you are-less libel to heei
sumbody say, Look at the ant, thar
wat you are to heer them say, ,Lool
at all the ants.
Ants have no visible langwidge
but they get along jest as good as il
they had. Proving wat you never
had you never miss.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19
AN ASSET TO A COMMUNITY.
Skilled Advertisers Bring Prosperity
To Their Home Towns.

Skilled Advertisers Bring Prosperity
To Their Home Towns.
NEW YORK, juno 19.-Fortunate
indeed is community whose business
men advertise wisely and literally,
says a bulletin from the Associated
Advertising Clubs of the World, for
hat community will grow and pros
per.
Good advertising, which means
steady advertising in space big
enough to tell the story that the ad-
yertiser wants to present, brings new
dollars to town and keeps home dol
lars at home, the bulletin continues.
And what becomes of the dollar
that goes into the cash drawer of a
,ocal merchant? Three-fourths of it
or thereabout, depending somewhat
on the goods sold, goes to the whole
sale dealer or manufacturer for the
goods the store sells
The rest stays in the home town.
Most of the other rs cents out of
each dollar goes for rent, salaresi of
employees and to the local coal dealer,
the light company and others whose
goods or services are needed in keep
ing the store going.
Each time the advertising of local
merchants brings 100000 of new
business to town at least $4,000
of it remains in the town and is
passed around from person to per-
son, and all the people share in the
resulting prosperity.
Advertising has come to be great
power in business, because advertis-
ing creates markets. Markets are in
the minds of people, and can be
made through honest advertising,
Merchants and manufacturers have
found that out, and that is why they
advertise.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19
Ripping Rhymes
By WALT MASON
. = = = = + = = = = + =
Month Of Roses.

Month of Roses.
Oh, joyous month of roses, l wish
you'd last a year! Your scents en-
chant our noses, your sounds impress
the ear. have ten million roses,
they never stale or cloy, and every
one discloses the fact that June's
joy. l love the humble radish, appre-
ciate the prune, and cabbage makes
ia glad dish--but oh, the rose of
June! We do not boil or bake it, or
slice it into slaw, but to our noses
take it, at every breath we draw. It
has a rich aroma that simply can't be
beat; from Tauton to Takoma there's
nothing smells so sweet. And often
twill remind us Of scenes of long
ago, of gardens left behind US, where
roses used to grow; Of old accustom-
ed places, and vines above the door;
Eof old familiar faces that smile on us
once more. A roses scent will car
Try us back to childhood's happy hours
when we were wont to tarry among
the homely flowers; when life was all
Elysian, and we had buoyant tread,
and knew no backward vision, but
always looked ahead. And so l sit
there dreaming-and dreams are
quite a boon-the sunlight on me
streaming, among the scents Of June
and as view the roses it seems to
me sin that I've not forty noses, to
take the scents all in.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19
MAKE AND BREAK.

Your New Year resolutions made in halfhearted
way and already you weakening about carrying them
out.
"Oh, we'll" you reason, ut helps some to have follow
ed them even for short time"
But does it help?
Are you not weaker in every way for having made
outions only to break them easily?
Self mastery is the fundamental principle of progress
and success.
Natural ability won't make up for lack of self control
A keen mind and skilled hand are wonderful helps to
success but control of mind is greater than either
When you promise yourself that you will do certain
thing at given time and in given way live up to your
good intentions.
1t easy say whats the use" anrd let things slide
the easiest way but it is quite another thing be honest
with yourself and abstain from what is detrimental and
keep doing systematically things after they become rk
some.
Have purpose and live up to it.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19
A FATHERS WISH
By Edgar A. Guest.

DJ A@9H1A -
I'd like to have him famous and I'd
like to have him great;
I'd like to have him wise enough some
day to rule the state;
I'd like to have that lad O. mine pos
sess the worlds renown,
And wear with honest modesty sue
cess golden crown,
But rather than the fortune and the
fame that he may win
I'D like to have him take his little
troubles with a grin.
| hope that he'll be clever and hope
he'll prove his worth,
I've dreamed about his conquests
since the moment of his birth.
| hope he'll come to riches, for the
good that he can do,
But I'd rather have hi mmanly, and
I'd rather have him true,
And when disappointments find him,
as l know they must some day
I'd like to have him meet them in a
brave and cheerful way.
When another beats him fairly,
don't want that son O. mine
To belittle his opponent or to whim-
per or to whine;
| won't care what games he losses, II
he keeps his record true
And still the grit to chuckle though
his body's black and blue;
II hope to see him happy, but wher
trouble mars his day
I'd like to have him take it in a man.
ly sort Of way.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19
REAL ESTATE WANTED

Have you any real estate suitable
for business, resident lots or small
farms? If so, would you be inter-
ested in a propositoni that would be
of great benefit to you and your CON-
munity in putting your real estate
on sale? Write US giving full de-
scription of your farm, price, etc.
We will put the "reel" in your real
estate. We thank you for the above
information.
National Realty & Auction Co.
G. D. Gurley, Mgr. Greensboro, N. C.
may 2S--dly & wkly 6 wks.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

Reducing the hours of work inevitably reduces the
amount of wealth in the world That sefevident The
matter to determine is whether the inveton of more
bOr-saving machinery can make up the indifference.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

What Mexican can't understand is why the United
States gets excited few stray shots. Does Uncle
Same expect every patriot to hit the bulls-eye every
time?
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

For the time being the great free nations in
troll but when the Senate ratfes the league all nations
will be equals the puny with the strong and the perdiouy
with the honest.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

1t rains as frequently and as hard
as when the cannonading on Euro
pean battlefelds was causing it all.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

We may not understand the real joy of European
olutionsts He has brought state of affairs where he
doesn't have to take off his hat to anybody.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

1t is mystery to many farmer that city folks get
joy out of the rush of the wind through the trees
on a summer night
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

None of the "uplfts" have yet succeeded in making
man build his house the way his neghbors want it.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

1t is surprising the great number of people in interior
regions who profess to be fond of fishing don't
to the seashore where there fish.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

The little nations kick when their sovereignty is in
fringed exactly as if they were Independent. What
nerve!
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

WE'LL if there should be universal phone strike, you
will at least know why you cannot get that number.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

The United States has right to protect Ell PasO with
out first appealing to the league of nations and obtaining
consent
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

Apples so scarce this year that preparations be
ing made to market the windfals No cider. 1t is
so dry as when it is bone dry.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

Every lemonade being sweetened provokes thirst fol-
another Water doesn't do that That lemonade is
thirst quencher is one of the oldest myths.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

Joey Bernstorff is slated to become Hun Ambassador
to Italy, but that will be only in of acquitta Of
course.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

Few complain because the customary vacation pay
doesn't last longer If it doubled they'd go broke
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

Do people die at ripe old age because the world
fatgues, there being nothing under the sun?
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

Now is the time for the British House of Lords to ad
wise the United States to chuck up the Philippines.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

Well, well, American bosheviki, we still waiting
for your reputation of the bomb thrower who tried to
assassnate the Attorney General of the United States
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-06-19

prohibition law against committing suicide by motor
racing is next in order.