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Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
LIVESTOCK
Chicaqo

CHICAGO, March 19.-Hogs - Re- ceipts, 15,000; market opening 15c and 25c higher, mostly on speculative ac- count; packers bidding about steady with yesterday. Bulk of sales, sl960 G19.S5; lightweight. s1Ss5@19.70; light light, $17.70@1S.75; sows. $17.25@ 1900; pigs, $16.75@17.50.
 Cattle-Receipts, 5000; good cows, heigfers and calves steady; other
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
PAGE ELEVEN

classes slow to lower Heavy beef steers, $11.75@2050; light beef steers, S10M19.25: butcher cows and heifers, s7.25 q 15.50; canners and cutters, S5.15 e 1000; veal calves, s14.00G17.60; feeder steers. S9.50M12.15.
 Sheep n Receipts, 5000: market strong to higher; nothing choice sold early. Lambs, S4 pounds or less, $1S.S5 c 20.75; S5, pounds or better. s1s.35 C 20.65: culls and common, S15.50 @1S.25; ewes, medium and good, s12M IS; culls and common, $625@1125
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
METALS

NEW YORK. March 19.-Copper and iron unchanged. Lead quiet; spot. 5.2O @5.30c; March. 5.1714 @5.2719c. Spelter firm; East St Louis delivery. spot and March, 6.12M6.25c. At London: Spot copper, 87S; electrolytic, GS2: tin. z 237; others unchanged.
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
MERCANTILE PAPER

NEW YORK, March 19.-Mercantile paper unchanged. Sterling day bills, unchanged; demand, s4.75e5; cables, $4.75is. Mexican dollars unchanged. Time loans steady, unchanged.
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20

CHICAGO, March 19.-Close: Corn May, SLABS: July, $1.35A. Oats - May, 647sc; July, 63Ac. Pork-May, s46.20; July. s43.25. Lard-May. $2S.35 i; July. $2777. Ribs-May, s25. .55; July, $24.37
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
COLON

NEW YORK, March 19.-Cotton closed steady with new style months net F points higher to 12 points lower.
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
Piano Tuning

CHARLES W. COLE. expert piano tuning and repairing. Player pianos a speciality. Graduate of the Faust School uf Tuning Boston. Mass. All work guaranteed All orders will receive prompt and careful attention. Consun mo for prices. Phone 1i66. Residence. Itif w I4cksOu If
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
COPPERS

I Compiled for The Republican by
 R. Allyn Lewis. E. F. Hutton & 1 Co.'s leased wire. Hotel Adams 1 Building, ll9 North Central Ave.
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
Questions Frequently Asked Are Here
 Answered

Why are you selling stock your proposition good thing? To get money to develop the property have not sufficient capital ourselves for this purpose Why don't you to the bank and borrow money Because bankers not allowed to loan money except tangible security and until oil is flowing this is tangible security under the banking laws
 Why don't the people of Texas buy it all? Because they have not had opportunity to buy share of stock Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
Public Stenographer

eNsNs>SNr~~rs~N~Nr~e-@S>
 PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER-Wih Ee out for dirtation. Phone 1863. ds
 MISS ilOtGHTON, 4OS Fleming Phone 11Sq if
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
Veterinary

i----~~~~~~~~~~~s~~~~~~~~
 DR. J. e. McGRATH. Veterinarian -'I.L- l.ll lnl ". Jefferson. 1
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
Turkish Baths

SULPHUR VAPOR BATHS. s1.50: shower @5c. Ladies dept, 137 N. Gen. tr1L Phone 42iJ. If
 ELECTBlC Cabiuct-Sweati. vapor pud shower baths. Nurse in attend guoo for ladies' Dc Marvel Institute IHN ". First Ave fl
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
Public Accountant

ALBERT FERDINANDSEN. 34 Central Ave. Phones lgl2. Sg23. 3-d
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
Private Schools

COTTAGE I-INDERGARTEN. Will leita St.. near Third st. Miss Edna A IIcr Phone N2gS if
Arizona republican., 1919-03-20
Transfer and Storage

CHAMBERS TRANSFER AND STORAGE co. Any kind Of hauling. Ircproot storage. Phone 12S2 or 3525.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28
CATTLE GROWERS MEET

Albuauerme. n. NJ, Oct. 2S.-The
Executive Board of The New Mexico
Cattle and Horse Growers Associa-
ton will be held at the State College,
November I ana s. The first day viii
be given over to the business Of the
Association ana the second day TO
looking over the State College ana
visiting the Tornado Reserve.
Business meetings will be held nj
the State College at 1000 a. m. and
at 200 p. IN. Reservations should he
made at Las Cruces and transporta'
ton to the College will be furnished
Lunch will also he provided at the
State College thus eliminating the re
turn trip TO Las Cruces at noon.
on the second day, the Sth. the triT
viii he made through the Tornado
Range Reserve. c. l.. Forsling, Graz
mg Examiner In Charge Jornada
Range Reserve and Mr. c. I. Turney
have made ar-angenents for trans
pOrtation and dinner at the Reserve.
These meetings are not only for the
members Of the Association but tn,
executive boards urges that all stock
men Interested In the cattle industry
attend. and feel free to discuss an,
Of III local, state or national questions
that may come up.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28
LOCAL BRIEFS

Mrs. Kilgore. wife Of the editor OF
the Columbus Courier, was In the city
with Mrs. J. ]. Clark last Wednes-
day.
Work socks worth 25c, our price
Zoe, The Toggery, Jack Tidmore.
]. c. Stump made trip to the Palo-
mas lakes Sunday Of last week.
Good work shirts, why pay more,
95c, The Toggery, Jack Tidmore.
Julius R0sch and Henry Meyers
were among the hunters over ON the
Sapio last week.
Corduroy pants, extra heavy 81 to
$3.50, The Toggery, Jack Tidmore.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28
Kuppenheimer Clothes

You know their national reputation for
quality and al-round goodness We gnaran-
tee your complete satisfaction.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28


Santa Re, \. NJ. Oct. 2s.-I.incoh
uttered words tlpt win live forever
when he said In his Gettysburg adj
dress:
-Buf. In larger sense. we can
not dedicate-we cannot conse
crate-we cannot haliow-this
ground. The brave men. living
and dead, who struggled here.
consecrated IL far above cur poor
power to add or detracf. The
world will little note nor long re-
member what we say here, but II
can never forget what they did
here. II Is for US, the living, rnth-
err. To be here dedicated 10 the
great task remaining before us
that from these honored dead we
take increased devotion TO that
cause for which they gave the last
full measure OF devotion: that we
here highly resolve that these
dead shall not have died in
vain. 49,
Iincoln's words express with pecu.
liar simplicity and clearness the atti-
tude Of the members Of the Roosevelt
Memorial Association toward the other
great American, who has crossed the
| Big Divide. Neither the Association
nor any other organization can honor
Roosevelt: and the Association has
no thought OF trying 20 honor him.
Roosevelt was the designer ana
builder OF his own monument. With
keen mind, great heart and willing
hands he worked increasingly. The
work is ended, but its influence and
usefulness will have no end. His
work. then, Is his monument. aud
every day win have It's effect In max
ing n better, cleaner, safer place Il
| live.
The name Roosevelt has come. IL
these perilous days, to be regarded "a
synonym for 100 per cent American
ism. The plan OF the Association is Il
build great memorial that shall I've d
constant reminder OF Roosevelt ant
his unselfish work, TO serve as an I'M
failing source Of incentive and insplra
( ton.
The executive committee and th'
district and county chairman In New
Mexico have tried earnestly TO per
feet an organization that will IN
thorough in its work. The plan X Il
urge no one to subscribe. but TO give Il
every man. woman and child In tn
state an opportunity 10 subscribe. Tn
subscription lists will be preserved II
the memorial. whatever its form ma.
be- and the hopt Of the Association l
that no one In the Sunshine State vii
he denied the opportunity TO sui
scribe.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28
Columbus and Community Service

Columbus Is about To take over the
property OF the War Camp Community
Service In the border town for the
benefit Of citizens, returned soldiers
and enlisted men. Deming has tried the
experiment and while the problems In
volved have not all been worked out
yet, the community has caught the
vision Of its great possibilities for
good. But Deming doesn't want to he
tied up to the army In any way. II
has always been nice TO visiting en-
listed men. but II re serves the right
In treat them as any other guests OF
the city ut its clubs and particularly
at the armory where Community Ser.
vice. Inc. has Its plant and headquar.
tiers. Returned soldiers are on the
same footing as any other citizens and
are welcomed on the same terms.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28
TAKES OVER CEMETERY WORK

W. A. Page has taken over the
tombstone and monument business for
merly conducted by Frank Samuels
and is prepared to furnish and put in
place monuments. construct copings
and fences and anything necessary "a
beautify the graves in Mountainview
cemetery. Mr.. Page understands this
work thoroughly and no better person
could he found 10 take care OF the
plots where loved ones are resting. He
Is especially glad TO do this work for
those unable to he in this vicinity hut
whose relatives are buried here AMI
whose graves need care. His terms
are reasonable.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28
Go mo- Irl

our old friend Bill Iapcint editor
NJ the Las Cruces Citizen. has oeei,
making lot OF Improvements anu
additions 20 his plant. the latest being
new folder and late model inlo.
type. Bill Is always looking LOT ,as,
sort OF an argument, and IN ms ' NJ
weeks issue he nays that he mas 'ne
hes, weekly print shop In the s,h, ,
adding that he has The Headlign. III
mind when he makes that assertion b.
Mebbe so, Bill. mebbe so. bu, u
Won have such whale Of print shop
whypell don't you get out paper
that looks like somethingl-Hea
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28

inferior stuff on the market selling nj high
prices That's why you should he especially
careful in your clothes-bnyihg this fall and
winter.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28

DeIaval cream separators at a bar
gain at the Foxworth-Galbraith Lum-
Der CO., on Gold Avenue. 3-f
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28
ANNAPOLIS EXAMINATION

A. A. Jones. senator from New Mex
leo, announced through Superinten-
cent Martin Of the Demlng public
schools, that an examination OF cand.-
dates for entrance to the U. =. Naval
Academy at Annapolis. Nd. would I've
held here under Prof Martins direc-
iion January 10. I;.d Martin nd
vlscs ihos' who intend to take the ex-
animation t. get In touch with him
ana make the necessary application.
canvass leather palm gloves &c
why pay moreg The Toggery. Jack It'd
more.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28

hats as low as $3.50 up, see us be-
fore you purchase, The Toggery, Jack
fillmore
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28

Order your coal from the Foxworth'
Galbraith Lumber Co. Phone 20. II
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28

Uncle Sam work shirts, extra heavy
S1.35, The Toggery, Jack Tidmore
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1919-10-28

l.. NJ. Lake and family left the city
yesterday for I'll Paso where they will
make their home In the future.
Graphic advertisers are reliable.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11
20% OFF ON
WINDOW SHADES

made to order; only highest
grade materials used; mounted
on Hartshorn rollers we furnish
all the District buildings with
shades and can furnish yours az.
the lowest prices in the city; for
best quality, 3x6 and SKI stock
shades 7oc to o8c each
LANSBIIRGH & BRO "a -
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11

SKIRT HANDS and helpers; also good sewers.
1929 X at NV ~
SKIRT HANDS--First- class; permanent posi-
lions; good salary. Schwartz. 90 f+th ST. NV.
SKIRT kERS, two, first-class. at once.
+. G. Chorley. 9oS l4th n. IL
sTEN0G RAPHER familiar with patent work:
good salary. Apply to Watson Z. coleman
Pacific bldg.
STENOG RAPHER Permanent; thoroughly IA
milinr with Office work. no others need apply.
S24 18th st. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11
wANTED-HELP.
MALE-COntinneA.

STENOGRAPHER - Expert;
male, single, good address; must
have had knowledge of location
of various government offices
and familiar with Washington !;
to act as secretary to various
members of a well known New
York firm as they come here on
business. State age. experience,
reference and salary expected i'll
own typewriting. Address Box
1oO-H, Star office. lis
TWO neat appearing young men TO do outside
canvsssing: new proposition. to =, 4of
Kenois bldg.
UPHoLSTERER wanted. union. Lansburgh's
Upholstery Shop. 613 Z st. NV. IL
WATCHMAN or special officer !;
3 hours evenings. Arcade Office,
l4th and Park road.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11

MATCHMAKER wanted. first
class; permanent position and
best salary, native born Ameri-
can. Apply Castelberg's, 955
Pa. ave. NV.
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Star
Want Ad
Agencies

Where Cash Advertisements
May Be Left for Insertion =
NORTHWEST
aAa and xass. Ave-, Hyssian Phsf9acy;
Srd and fA6iana Ave.. Dutlsr . fis's
~ "a : Sts., or,s~.u Pharmacy.
~ ana K ets., ooldsnbsxg's (Tams
81 sad q sts., Meouirs,s Pharmacy.
l4fh and 2 Bts., Day Pharmacy.
18Th ana rlefids Ave, Pearson Thaf'
slst and q sts.. ouisley Pharmacy.
ssh and Psnnsylvsnia Ave-. Asfpss
xelnss1 ssd OTIS Places, Hslnsas
Pharmacy.
lsei Z D.. Morse Pharmacy.
NORTHEAST
Nerth Capitol and Eye sts., Aeneev
ssd and Maryland Ave-. Taylor PAAr-
Isth and East Capital sts.. Linsels
1axk Pharmacy.
SOUTHEAST.
s<h and Eye Bts., wsIler's Pharmacy.
l1th and Pa. Ave-, Tealey's Pharmacy.
14fh and Pa. Ave-. SmyseT's FhaxmAcS'
GEORGETOWN
WYsoonsin Avs. and r St., o'DonneH's
ssth and r sts.. Pr.ds's Pharmacy.
,3oth and II St., Welle1's FhAfmacy'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11

B00KkEEPER--Youns lady for dry-ciea ming
business salary between SO and s2j a week:
answer. stating age, experience and references.
Address Box 197-E. Star Office
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11

BOOK saleswomen at once
must be experienced; permanent
positions, with good salaries,and
commission on every dollars
worth OF merchandise sold. APP
ply Superintendent, S. Kann
Sons Co.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11

PoRTEK-short hours had good salary. We'll
ier's, sth and Eye St Sc.
PRESSER. experienced, to aperate HOFFMAN.
by the week. 200o 18th st. NV 13s
sALEsMAN. to sell automobiie tires for large
auto concern on commission: very attractive
proposition. Address Boz 201-H, Star once.
SALESMAN for established
routes; married man preferred /;
80 years of age; $500 paid
while in training; also 1919 COM
mission; must furnish rea! estate
bond or cash. Apply Jewel Tea
Co, Inc, l712 18th st. NV.
SALEsMANsHIP position: ambitious. deserving
Young man: permanent. advancement: salary.
leo. Address Boz I'D. Star once.
SHOEMAKER at the soldiers Home must BE-
good workman and competent 10 operate the
lands shos stitcher; foed. permanent POSI-.
TO Clothing Storehsase, U. 8. Soldiers Hosns.
aPT.ENngD OPENING for wAIits hav fer s6Bes
work In large nsFeaatile establishment: must
Be 10 yearA old. With fair aducatien, and far.
nish good Iefersuces a. tArchasaetaG- A6Gsong
[BE 36~81aT.oncA
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11
FOUND.

GOLD WATCH-EIgin, 18th and Scott gif,,e
last, Thursday; owner please 'deh'hs'
w Fairfax. 1912 New YORK aye.------------
COZ n p1nCF with min. D. OF A. Can al az
sand ~ NV Identify and pay for az
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11
ARKER-BRIDGET CO.,
The Avenue at Ninth,
Requires Several
igh-grade Clothing

SdleSnen.
To such men who are
thoroughly experienced we
offer permanent positions
and liberal salaries. Kind
ly apply to Mr.. Low, be-
tween the hours Of IL am.
and 1890 pm. and between
4 pm. and 5 pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11
SHIPPING CLERKS

SHIPPING CLERKS
Wanted a thoroughly expert
enced shipping clerk, who can
keep records, route up deliveries;
one who has held similar posi-
ton preferred. Apply Mr. VALID
man, M. Brooks & Co., l1Oo G
St NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11
FE MALI

A high-class speciality store re-
quires the services of an expert
filter on women's dresses. APP
ply Box 34-H, Star Office.
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wAETED-HELP.
MAI.E AND FEMALE-Continued

VIE AND EEMALE-Continue
INCOME TAX AUTHORSHIP and women
with special training are in great demand TO
world. The Income Tax Audit Corpora ton
10 preparing those who have some knowledge
by giving this special instruction in the proper
application of the law through practical anafy-
sis Of illustrative examples similar to returns
actually made. Both study and work can be
done in spare time. See us regarding cur
service contract Interview by appointing Il
only Phone Franklin 1854 Main 2So1 or
address the Income Tax Audit Corporat ion
se4 sos Continental Trust building. Washing
ton. D. C. 1as
N -
MAN AND WIFE, colored, as ianiior and
elevator operator; experienced and best ref
erences. Apply Thomas J. Fisher Il Co. Inc.
I3S 10Th st. nv.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11

ASSISTANT housekeeper; only
experienced woman need apply.
Hotel Harrington.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11

BODY MAKERS at once for
millinery work room; permanent
position, with good salary and
a bonus. Apply Superintendent,
IS. Kann Sons Co.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11
MALE AND FEMALE.

FIRST GRADE civil service examinations TOT
clerks February Is, 20 and March O. IsIs.
Tuition for entire course for these examina-
lions. S. The Ciyil Service Preparatory School,
Sc. cor 18th and SITS. Phone Franklin 20sO.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11

EXPERIENCED alteration
hands wanted on ladies' suits
and dresses. Apply o23 + st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11

TWO neat appearing young men to do outside
canvsssing: new proposition. to =. 40f
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-02-11

A NUMBER OF P. B. X. opera
tors at camp near Washington.
Surroundings pleasant and at
tractive. Good salary, with
room and board. Operators are
under the supervision of a
House Mother. Apply Chesa-
peake and Potomac Co., US 18th
st. NV, 9th floor.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-30
Hands Off.

The mailed hand Of goverumeat u
the war-period seized, with - W.
touch. practically every indusasiaj ! 4
,titution in the Unitsd SAAee. n
curtailed and ratloned tie suD0R ~
food, commandeesed TIE eooolH q
fuel, controlled prices - vaoes
and suspended The laws q sgosly sn1
demand. All busiAssa Vhs(hsr 70.
mestic or foreign. unless b the opia'
ion OF the government Il we heid -
he exclusively war business" way
made practically impossible b its 70
strietions. In The nationsl sasefgency
the government borrowed billiane
and loaned billions. Costs were ~
regarded and Wages apparently ~
no limit However proper OF
such . policy may have been dcs1
the stress Of war, we must rot -.
that the war Is over and Sof
we'll as for our defeated foeA ~ s,
nifies that the rough and ro
Of war must be reirzeed ~
hack 10 domestic prcGfsss -
NAL prosperity must = t.sssssiSs - ~
jaek of confidspcs md 6sley
revival Of business has ebess e'ess'y
| di,cernibIe throseb6st our ec!
since the srmissles wee signed Y
Novemhaf. Nuch d this may
,rscs6 n tks natnfsi timidity 81 ea4e I
al Ihieh runs TO cover u The Ieo4
M Il dssgsf. n fear hss tsists b
M soms, II not all. OF tn -
A@erissa schemes grated oa>e 4
;eIustdsi and political strvetegD
ihe rrpv6Ie under the gsits q .
siae The war" miohf b psn1c
ioiStsd On business By fhoee 4
~ ard pEon,otsfy ol ecoeC1e -
,sssss Who hsvs ~. - -
70 nsBssess md ss3tA W ~
:: g ssnsss', ~ ssslv. - {.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-30
WANTED--BIDS AND
PROPOSALS
NOTICE TO BIDDERS


Sealed proposals win be received at
the office OF Chas. w. Dawson, archl-
tect. ?07 Barnes Building, Muskoaes,
Okla, up until 8 o'clock .. m. on the
eighth day Of September, 1918. for all
materials and labor necessary 10 the
erection and completion OF two grade
school buildings to be built BY the
board Of education OF the City OF Nus.
kogee. Oklahoma
BIDS viii b. received upon each bulld.
Ing Separately, and upon the eni'rs
work OF each building, and Also sspa
rstely upon the plumbing and heating
and electrical and general wo.k. Al
bids shah be made u,uon bianh forms
furnished BY the architect Each ia
shan be accom mpNaied b 3 certified
cheek payable % the trsAsuisr Of The
board. or q BID bond eaeguted b. q tst-
imsctory surety company, In ths sum Of
the bid and under ,aerssment that the
said sum shali Be- forfeited AZ iIauldat.
Cd damaeee to the tfeaaurer Of the
board should the bidder fall 10 sign q
contract o. Ali TO execute and deliv o.
the specified bonds within two weeks
after being. notified thst . contract tos
osaeiscta) has eesn awarded to him.
An bids shau ne scaled and ad.
@seeSa 70 the Board q cducation o!
~ TO to show what tko enclosed bid
or bids are made 10 include.
rAnt end sreelfleatle"s may be 81.
s4ined st tn office Of tns arthh ct.
Bt6dsrs may sscurs sets for personal
uss b. deposlung the sum Of twenty.
hve t2el doilAfs Tor each school In cash
~ certified hech payu.l 20 the archi.
tect. Such depcsit vi. be returned 70
the bidder. upon prompt return sf the
Get IN god cna ili,e.. 49,.
The board Of Eluestisa rsssrvss ~
right b rsjset any ee " 80
by OrdeS OF the Boast q e1Seassoe
q MuskoOss. Okla. ~, II ~
= n GAVE
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-08-30

kNn~ .N~ssS Ssys' -
II woman knows that you have
sense enough TO admire her, the bs1S
ting is that she'll have sense enough
TO admire you. =
Enthusiasm is a strange thing. a
takes money from one man and {
makes money for~ .cother man.
About the second day \ girl u
married she sits down s'd has 9
good time thinking Of the eautifvb
gifts she will receive on h(, Gov
den Wedding anniversary. N''~,y
Love is something that makes .
man oheerfully swap his Goat for I
giIls Heart ,..,..
The reason why young married
woman acts so perky 10 her husband
is because she believes that II she
call, up the Judge he will send her
a divorce and alimony by the next
mail.
And there wouldn', be so many d.
vorces il men didn't Judge wom0
as they Judge cigars--by their vfsp-
pers. ~
The only time when two men evsf
talk as much as two women 10 WIN
two men meet and begin telling how
much their wives talk. W.
A girl may admit that she 10 thu.
Blu. she is apt to want to add that Z
is wonderful how much her thinne1s
is becoming to her. ~
A married man is apt to ~
grouchy when the home team loseel
Tha, is the reason why there are -
many cheerful married men in Ch-
cnnati this year. "
ANY married man can tell you tAn4
when wife is wrong she % ~
last one to find il out. ea
When we remember that On oAs
fashioned boys reward for beia9
good came in the shape Of pefmtDn
sion to visit Grandpa's grave on Son
day, we wonder why al Of a4
fathers didn't wind up in the Pm,
Every time a Pullman car
crowded, every passenger In the ear
wonders why every other passenseT
couldn't have postponed this trip
until some other day.
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Them Wa. the Happy Days.

Where is the o, {. 10000 CON,
pany that used to bill the tank
towns with ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Tuesday-The Lights o London.
Wednesday - 'No-bodys Claims
Thursday-Muggs Landing Fri~
day-'Ean Lynne Saturday-Unek
Toms Cabin!" n
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Then Il Happened.

II wonder i you oouldI' unused
the Rummy as he sadly gazcd ,at
'he grape juice IN the glass before
nm
You wonder If YOU could whatT
demanded the Barkeep, as he grabbed
ar empty milk bottle.
Il wonder If YOU could say that
the women who lived IN the middle
age, were All Middle. aged women"
replied the Rummy, a, he headed for
the door