davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Bisbee daily review., 1919-02-01
MISS HAINEs III.

Miss Trilla Haines was unable 10
attend her duties at the Midway ice
cream pariOr IN Johnson addition yes
terday CT account of illness. Miss
Bisbee daily review., 1919-02-01
SEVERAL DIE IN BATTLE

LIMA, Peru. Jan. 31.-Several per
sons have been killed in a battle be-
tween government troops and strik-
ers al Laredo in Northern Peru.
Bisbee daily review., 1919-02-01
FROM CONVENTION.

C. W Allen has returned from PhOe-
nix, where he spent the fore part of
the week attending the Arizona Good
Roads association gathering
Bisbee daily review., 1919-02-01
oVER FRoM poueLAs-

O. l. Iinklepaush Of the depart
ment OF justice al Douglas was in the
city on business yesterday
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NOTICE

The garages in the Warren district
which have been closed on Sundays
during the war. VIII reopen again
commencing Sunday. February ,
25S WARREN DIST. AUTO ASSN.
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VIII HOLD MEETING.

The Warren District Relief assOcia-
ton board OF directors viii hold its
regular meeting Monday afternoon at
o'clock
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ROADS ARE TREAcHERous.

Owing 70 the heavy rainfall Of
Thursday night and yesterday, the
road between here and Douglas was
reported 10 be in very bad condition
Several near accidents were reported
10 have happened yesterday when
cars were running at ordinary speed
along that road
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oXER From WERR.

T. : Bowen of Webb was in the
city yesterday. being a guest at the
Copper Queen hotel
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nocKHlILs STAGE

Observation-Disclosures Leaves Bisbee,
Bisbee Auto company, 7;45 a. m, 1890
p. m Phone Bisbee ). Adv
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GIVING soNus STOCK

The Warren sulphur & oil COM
pany are giving two shares bonus for
every share purchased At 20 cents.
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BRIEFS

Has any one visited your Or have
you entertained II so. call The
Review Society Editor, Black 6S1-
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LOWELL BOYS WIN.
Much pep was manifested in the
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for Sunday, February >. > p. m. Odd
Fellows hall
sS7 T. LoNGHRAN. See'y,
l. L. Gilman sells the New Edison.
The Photograph With a Soul"
CARD OF THANKS
We wish to thank the many friends
Bisbee daily review., 1919-02-01

See F. Briggs & Co. opposite Central
theater. Phone 701. Lowell 255
Bisbee daily review., 1919-02-01

DR.. Plalrfair. Osteopsth, IS Mason
ain. Mssoh car stop. Phone Blue 647.
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NOTICE

A meeting of all soldiers and sail,
Ors of the Warren district is called
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-01-09
CUNN'S CHAPEL.

Mr.. Wesley Simpson was in Jessa-
mine last week.
Mr.. Taylor Hurt and little brother
Clyde have been i'll with influenza.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dock Simpson were
guests Monday night of Mr.. and Mrs.
John Land.
Messrs Floyd and John Humphrey
moved last week to the r. L. Burton
place at Teatersville.
Mr.. Charles Grow has moved to
Buckeye and Mr.. Hiram Land moved
to the house vacated by him. 4
| Mrs. Louie Noel spent the past
week in Lancaster with Mr.. and Mrs.
Ollie Bog:e who are i'll with flu.
Messrs Harvey Teater, Otis Stotts
and Lewis Murphy returned Tuesday
from a business trip to Lexington.
Mr. and Mrs. Hobart Teater have
gone to housekeeping in the house re-
Gently vacated by Mr.. Ruthford Fain.
Mrs. Charles Grow was stricken
with appendicitis on Monday and was
taken to Danville Hospital for an
operation.
Miss Sallie Noel and Master Daniel
Noel were guests several days last
week of Mr.. and Mrs. A. C. Miles. On
Sunday Mrs. Miles served a birthday
dinner in honor of Master Daniel.
Rev. d. F. Sebastian will fill his
regular appointment at Buckeye Sat-
urday and Sunday. The Sunday
school services on the second and
fourth Sundays will be conducted be-
fore the church services, beginning at
10 o'clock. Everyone is asked to
note this change and cordially invited
to attend these services.
While moving from near Wilmore
to his place recently purchased from
Mr.. Floyd Humphrey, Mr.. Irvine
Simpson had the misfortune to have
his team run away after becoming
frightened at passing train. One
of the horses was killed and the other
injured. Mr.. Simpson who was driv-
ing narrowly escaped serious injury.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-01-09
His Busy Day.

A man who stayed home with the
children for half day while his wife
did her Christmas shopping submits
the following statistics:
Opened door for children--108 times
Closed 1t after them-10S times.
Tied children's shoes-16 times.
Number Of stories read to them-21.
Stopped children playing piano-19
times.
Smoke rings blown to amuse 'em-498
Arbitrated children's quarrels-11
times.
Put doll carriage out-28 times.
Brought doll carriage in-28 times.
Mended kiddie cars times.
Cautioned children about crossing
Street-66 times.
Children crossed street-66 times.
Peddlers rang doorbell-7 times.
Toy balloons bought for children 6.
Average life Of balloons minutes.
Dried children's tears-14 times.
Assisted children to blow noses-14 Il
Telephone calls answered-8.
Percentage of wrong phone no.s-100
Crackers issued to children-37.
Slices of bread and butter served-12
Drinks of water served-9.
Refused to buy candy-s7 times
Questions about Santa Claus lodged
-1,051.
The statistician is now advertising
for two nurse girls and a governess
Brooklyn Eagle.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-01-09
Couldn't Afford
To Advertise.

Jud Shaw sold shoes and sealing
wax, and lamps, fishpoles and glue,
tobacco, candies, gum, and tacks,
slickers and sardines, too; dry goods
and hams were in his line; he dealt in
peas and beans; he kept the general
store in fine,-sold overalls and jeans
but Jud, somehow, he wasn't wise
Couldn't afford to advertise.
Not that he harbored any grudge
against his home town sheet; he was,
as anyone might judge, kindly man
to meet; his customers he treated fair,
and yet he prospered not; his goods
were honest, one could swear-he
simply was forgot; for Jud, somehow,
he wasn't wise-"Couldn't afford to
advertise.
Mail order firms from out of town,
much wiser in their day, paid literally
for their renown, and gathered in the
hay; their catalogues went every
where; they advertised for trade
their name went forth trumpets blare.
and, ali! the coin they made; couldn't
afford, they were so wise, couldn't
afford NOT to advertise.
Now Jud's stuff it was just as good
his prices were the same; the loss was
ours, he simply WOULD NOT spread
abroad his name; though townsfolks
might have much preferred in their
home mast to buy Of Jud Shaw they
had never heard-you know the rea
son why. for Jud, somehow, he wasn't
wise-"Couldn't afford to advertise"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-01-09
POINT LEAvELL.

Miss Lucille Iackey spent the night
with the Misses Tribbles during Xmas.
Mr.. Jim Scott and family are NOV
ing to their new home on Lexington
pike.
Mr.. Thee McWhorter has been Wis
iting his cousin, Joe Beazley for a
few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Morris Green are the
proud parents Of new baby born on
December 2Sth.
Mr.. Emory Mcwhorter and family
were guests of Mr.. W. T. King and
family last Sunday.
Mrs. Emory McWhorter has been
visiting her brother, Mr.. Howard
King near Bryantsville.
Mrs. C. C. Sowders entertained a
number of her friends at dinner on
Thursday, during Xmas.
Misses Mamie and Callie Scott
spent the night with Miss Lucille Lac
Ney on last Friday night.
Mr.. Willie Henderson and family
have been confined to their home with
the flu but are some better now.
Mr.. and Mrs. Prewitt Thompson
and daughter, spent the day with her
mother, Mrs. Will Palmer, Sunday.
Mr.. W. B. Lackey bought the Mrs.
Belts property on Danville street,
and will move to it in a few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Sowders who have
been visiting their daughter, Mrs.
Will Palmer returned to their home
near Denver Illinois, Sunday.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-01-09
BRYANTSVILLE

Miss Julia Lowry is on the sick list,
Miss Stella Mae Grow is III with the
"fu".
The Marcellus Private school open
ed Thursday.
Mr.. Lewis Brcaddus left Tuesday
to attend Berea College.
Rev. G. s. Conant and family mot.
ored to wilmore Monday.
Miss Zillah Dawes is the week end
guest Of Mrs. J. L. Butler in Danville.
Mrs Hubert Carter and sons, were
the guests Of Mrs. Noah Marsee Jr.,
Saturday.
Mess-s Charles Deane and B. II.
Halcomb motored to Lexington
Thursday.
Mr.. Willard Brown Of Buena Vista
was the recent guest Of Mr.. and Mrs.
r. ID Woods.
Miss Annie Lee Eubanks Of STAN
ford was the weekend guest Of Miss
Jane Bowling.
The w. O. T. U. net with Mrs. B.
A. Dawes, Friday afternoon. There
were eight present.
The farmers Of Bryantsvillc are re-
joicing over the good profit from the
sales of their tobacco.
Mr.. Ruther Shearer who has been
in overseas service, has returned
home to spend his furlough.
Miss Addie Mae Marsee was the
guest Of Misses Martha and Margaret
Curtis, Saturday and Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Taylor Noe are re-
ceiving congratulations on the ar
rival Of daughter, Matte Mae.
Word has been received here Of the
death Of Mr.. Club, who is the bro
ther-in-law Of Mrs. C. NJ. Deane and
Mr.. W. X. Davis.
The many frionds Of Mr.. Norman
Grow will be glad 10 hear that he is
slowing improving after suffering
with pneumonia.
Among the visitors in Denvills the
past week were; Mr.. Hogan Ballard,
Mr.. B. p. Swope and family, Misses
Elijah ana Amy Dawes.
You can buy from the Garrard
Milling Co. at the right price, Sweet
Dairy Feed. 20 per cent Cotton Seed
Meal Bran, Mixed Feed, oats. corn.
Hay, Coal, No-Better Alfalfa and
Molasses feed makes your COW give
more and better milk.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hogan Ballard gave a
watch party Tuesday night. Those
present were DR.. and Mrs. b. A.
Dawes. and family. Rev. and Mrs.
Conant and family. Mr.. and Mrs.
Owen Moreland and son. James
Bourbon.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-01-09
BUCKEYE

N, poh.r, t.
few DAYS f,rlouob last week
Nc r... p-.ss Ar.
- =, "a. 80 . ~
NJ, D.
AZ. 81 ~ H. n
,h. 60 g.. 80 ~ u
uax,;son D.
,,,-,.,. ~. ,'.. a. I o. ~
O.. f,..,- '
:.
W ana MIS- nai'arh ScrNher ana
childreh were guests last week OF Mr.
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CHTEJf VYSETROVANl.

Predmeati Lakewood East
Cleveland jmenem svych Ia
ctupcu pozadala telegraficky
guy. Coke, ably naridil leglsla-
-tivni vySetfovani bezpecnost-
nich pom6rll nejen V obou Wy
jmenovanych osadach. nybrZ
,sude ma venkOve Y Cuyahoga
okresu. kde V minulem tydnu
10 prcpadeni a jinych nasll-
nosti nradum bylo reportova-
40. Pfedm6sti Ia zadaji vySe-
tfovani vcrejne prostfedni-
ctvim statni Zakonodarny ve-
dane. Guverner ma dotcenou
vyzvu posud neodpoved6l, my
sii Sc vSak, ze odpovi spolecne
ian Lakewoodu a East Cleve-
landu tax mestu nasemu.
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Da vykazovati bude V Cuyaho-
ga okresu bez obtizi obnos pit
deleny.
"Vime, lie urcena suma Gu
yahoga okresu neni snadnou
praci," pravil vcera mr.. Will
liams, "ale lid musi uZnati, re
nyni; kdyz jsnle vAlku vyhrali,
nastava velka uloha dopraviti
nase vojsko domu i'tisfce .i.ch
adrzovati V poll v lezenicf
30 da,si mtsice. X tomu vSemu
potrebuje vlada nutne pen6z a
protO musi pOmahati muz i ze.
na prave tax jako naSi vojac
pomahaIi zbrani. Jest to jas
nou naSi povinnosti, uloz;ti ka
2dy cent v teto viadni, uroky
nesouci jistote a stale pripojC
.ati move Valecne uspornt
Znamky k onem ktcre jste "a
Houpili loni.
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mas podil re stareho materialu,
prikaze mu mlrova konference,
ably dodalo move potfeby.
Sirotam po cechoslovacich, pa
dlych v bojich Ia svobodu bylo
do 7. pros. m. r. odevzdano u Ii
|vnostenske banky 2,353,98O
korun; v administered Mar. Ii
stu 652,03O korun a adm.
Mar. Politiky 100000 korun.
Bolsevicky agent Muna byI
vyslan do Prahy ruskymi boise
viky, ably vyjednaval vladou
ceskoslovenskou ohledne odcho
du ceskoslovenskych vojsk z
Ruska. Neporidil, a take jeho
akce 0 vyvolani nepokojd skor
ella fAskem.
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'trestnimi 5oudci zaiizenlm
zvlAstni iradovny, ktera bude
hit ia. starosti spravna vyyola-
vani procesu, poctivost zaiuk
q vymahani peneZ Ia Zaruky
propadle, Dotcene zalezito5ti
incl az rosud ha starost zalob
ce Doerflel' jedint. od soboty
ItSak bude Sc o pOdobne Zalezi-
tnsti starati p. A. Kennel, ny
lnajri tajemnik okr. licensni IL
kernl komise4 ktery nastOupi
naznaceny trad u trestniho
soudu platem $4,000 rocne.
Kennel byval ,kdys. novinaf-
skym zpravodajem, kdezto V
It;censni komisi stravil pet q
|p0l roku. JehO peel u soudu
budc spravedlnost vaci kazde-
mu, tedy nikoli nadrzQvani raz
nvm politickym vlivIm neb
professionalism ruGite'um
, Policejni nacelnici z Lorain,
Columbus, Elyria, Canton, Bu-
cyrus, Dayton, Massillon a
Springfield NELL vcera diver
aou schulz V iiradn6 naSeho ma
celnika Smitha "a kterezto
konference doznavano. re jen
scsilena pofcie muze nynejsi
"zlocinnou vlnu" roZehnati.
Nasilnosti nevyskytuji Sc pou-
ze v Cleve.andu, nybrz We
vSech v6tSich m6stech V Ohio
a We vSech tech mestech trpi
nedostatkem strazniku de-
tektivu.
Okresni zalobcc Doerfler po
ial vcera 25 soudnich zadosti
. skolektovani propadlych "a
ruk. Mezi zazalovanymi jest
|, rravnik Herman Kohen, jenz
ina Zaplatit Okresu celkom
lS5,3OO. Vsecky vcera zalobou
, stizene zaruky obnaseji tastku
i, SIS, 900.
: Okresni soudy zabyvaly sc
: vGera celkem iedenacti pripa.
, dy z nichz pet obzalovanycf
odsouzeno do kaznice, jede1
: do chorcbince a. zbyvaiici da
/ ri pod parolu.
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CeskoslovenskG republice mel
byti re stareho Rakousko-UheI
ska odevzdan prislusny dill vo
jenskSch potreb, del, letadel,
pontond, streliva, pusek a jN
vyzbroje "Nemecke Rakou-
sko"" vsak tax neucinilo, ale
iest6 nase vojaky obiralo o je
jich vyzhroj. Proto zakrOcil
mas splnomocnenec u vlady NJ
mecko -Rakouske, ale ia sc vsc
lijaR vymlouva vykrucuje.
Dne 9. pros. dostavilo Sc do Vid
ne poselstvi, slozene anglicke
no majora Georgia Grosfielda
a a d1stojniku ceskoslovenske-
no zahranicniho vojska, ably Sc
presvedcilo o stavu, v jakem je
valecny material byvaleho RI
kouska-Uherska. Spolecne ma
sim plnomocnikem Tusarem 0
debralo sc poselstvi do zahra-
nicniho ufadu, kdez vSak Ease
setkaly Sc pozadavky ceskoslo-
venske repubiky neochoton
a yVmluyami.
Observation-Disclosures pdsobi
jen potize, ale neuSetfi niceho.
Neda-li ted dobrovolne nam
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UPOZORNEN1!

. Pravidena m6sicni schGze
Dram. krouzku "Vcelka", ko-
mana bude " nedeli, dne z. u
nora 7 hodin vecer.v Probu-
love. Ma programu: Predna-
Ska para J. Juppy, ktery pro-
mluvi O povinnostech cchotni-
XII rec svoji doprovodi sve-
+, telnymi obrazy. Ucast vsech
clenn zadouci.
| Dale Dram. Krouzek 'Vcel-
lxa" vyzyva u6inkujici v diva
die ~ Bileho KoniGka", by Sc
vsichni beg rozdilu dostavili
do zkousky We ctvrtek dne 80.
ledna Y 6 hodin ve6er do Pro-
bulova.
cENEk kOTMEL,
reziser.
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KUPUJE VOJENSKY TABOR

kteras gumovka Akron ma
bizi Wade nekolik milionu do
laru "a vojenske lezeni V Sher-
man-Chillicothe, ktcryzto Ia
Dor po odst6hovani branch -ho
dla premenit V nejv6tSi tovar-
nu ma gumove rafy ma sv1t9
Vlada O navrhu uvazujc.
WSSl iWS'ls] S.
Ia obnos $4,000 denne mu
|si byti Cuyahoga okresu pro
|dano Valecnych Uspornych
znamek ably dosazeno bylo pr
Geleneho obnosu $12,514,864
Tvdne musi byti obdyto "a
S240,67O, ale tohoto obnosu nc
bvlo dosud dOsazeno.
Zpravy 2 hlavniho stanu z
|Cuyahoga okresu oznamuji. ze
bylo V tydnu koncicim dne 8
lcdna celem okresu prodanc
zMamek "a pouhych $75,58O q
" tydnu koncicim Is. lednen
dokonce jen "a $65,414.
E.. NJ. Williams, predseda vi
5oru a postmistr Murphy pri
pisuji ochabnuti okolnosti, Il
mnohe osoby v prvnich dnecl
potfebuji penize ma zaplacen
dani q j vyrovnavani vanoc
n1ch lttu, ale zc jiz pristf do
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GtV. COX ZAIIAJf DNES VYSETRO-
: = asaSVANf CEEVELANDSKYCH
s'~F SOUDNlCH POMERU.

Guverner Cox uvolil Sc vyse
tf0vat .jmenem statu bezpes :
nostni pom6ry clevelandske a
dnes vecer poradi So Sc zastup
.ci obchodni komory, svazu
pravnikn a angl. tiskem, ja-
nym zpGsobem podobne vyse-
1rovani daio by Sc nejlip pro-
vesti. Ia dnesni porady 5 gu-
verntrem svaz pravniku bude
zastupovat predseda p. l.. Lieg
hiey, "a obchodni komoru bu-
dou mluvit PIP. Myron T. Her
rick a Munson Havens, kdezto
2 anglickeho tisku, ktery kri
tiku nynejsich "kriminalnich
pomeru" ma zvlastni zasluhy.
bGdOu zastoupeny Ia konfe-
renee guvernerem plain Dea
ler", press" i News.
.Predseda advokatni komory
soudce Leighley bude 81 vuGi
guvernerovi stezovat, re cleve-
i;:ndska soudni ",spravedlnost'
trpi nejvice professionalism ru
t,,ely, professionalism porotci,
Jakoz i jakymsi trustem lidi. te
= zicich re pretinG zloGinu .ji-
nych. Profesionelni rucitele pc
moci prOfesionelnich. porotcu
pomahaji mnohdy obzalova-
nym ma svobodu a mnohdy pro
vlnilec, patrne po uplacenl ne
kterych remeA.nych porotcu, sc
We formalni obzalobu ami nedo
stane. sud- Lieghley jm6nem
advokatni komory pricini Sc
aby nekterym 1platnym prav.
I.iklm prakse byla odhata q
zdejsim vysetrovanim by zabJ
val Sc bud zvlastni legislativn
pravni vybor nab zvlaStni vel
koporota. Zastupci obchodn
komory budou Lieghleyliv ma
vrh podporovat a COST podobnt
no ucini angl. novinari, mace;
of.cielni Setreni dostane Sc dt
ob6hu a riiznc soudni nepravi
de'nosti budou snad naprave
ny aby "zlocinna vlna" vic d,
rlevelandu nezablOudila.
PravOmoc okresniho zalOb
&c DOerflera Omezena vGar;
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kRAJAN PREPADEN.

Ma Outhwaite Ave. bliz w.
chodnl 43 u., prepaden byI
"tera V noci krajan K. V. Va.
cnuta, 2537 vych. So ul., obrar
$1.75, jakoz poukazky na
yasolin v Gene $7.45. Loupeznt
piepadeni provedli diva ban
dite 20 nichz nyni poltcAe pa.
ira. j..
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CELOROcNf SCHUZE SMls
PEW. SB. LUMfR-HLAHOL.

Nasedujici urednictvO bylo
zvoleno: ptedseda Frank Erie
Gle, mistopredseda Karel HUI
aa, tajemnik Frank j. Siler, L.
Getnlk JOS. SrSen, pokladnik
Vac. Vanek, reziser FIR. Erie
die, sbormistr Ed. Krejsa.
Zastupci do Patronatu Ces
Mar. Sine: Karel HuSa, JOS. Sr.
N, Vac. Vanek, JOS. Stupka
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WS.Sl (NVS.S1
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BANkOVNf BUDOVA ROZ
VALENA.

V m4steGku Bremen blf3
Lancaster v Ohio, explodoval
vcera hlavni plynovod ma Main
ulici "a kter&hozto vybuchu bu
dova tamfjsi Narodni banky
'em3t dpln9 byla rozvalena a
kasfr j. Dixon vazne poranen,
NeM' znamo cfm explose po;
vstat&.
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ZTRATA UsPoRNYCH INA.
MEX,

KrajaEka pant Marie Tucko
va. bydlici v elsie 2447 zap. 7
uj. oznamila policii, ze Ia .iZ-
dy do dolenniho m9sta ztrati-
ia tobolku "a $65 uspornych
Znamek obsahuiici. Chtela
Znamky ma bance "a hOtovG
penize vymenit. ably hohla fl
nancOvat Operaci SestiletehO
sveho synka Aloise. jenz ne
Stastnym padem nohu 81 roz-
drtil a pi'itomn6 V Lakeside ne
mocnici jest osetfovan.
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- Ale nezapomeh, ma dra-
ha, re ty a ia jsme jeden.
Pohledla ma neho pOhrdave.
- Jeden? odvetila. nesmysl.
My jsnre 10. ia jsem jedna a
|ty isl nula. ! s.;I
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Carostrelec.

Zena: "Streiil jsi dnes ne
y"
MuA: ITO Sc rOzumi."
Zcna: "A postal jsi to ji5 do
.uchyn6?''
Muz: "Ne - do rtalu."
Po6ty.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-05
She Did Not Raise
Her Boy To Be 4 Cop,
So He Had To Quit

Chicago. Ill, May 5.-1Irs. John r
Baliks mOJnerlnlaw did not raise
her son 10 be cop Not in a thou
sand years.
John. her husband. was recently
sworn in as patrolman. on report
ing the same afternoon. Balik showed
up at headquarters with a small
woman clinging TO his arm.
Al beamed the lieutenant. T see
you have made an arrest already"
Arrest nothing" was the quick
comeback This is my wife"
Il think your husband viii make
A fine policeman" ENCOURAGED the
lieutenant as soon as he recovered
his speech
You have another think coming TO
you this from the small lady. NY
motherinlaw didn't raise this son Of
hers 20 be a cop John makes a fine
bookKeeDer- But copper That's out
Furthermore, / understand you have
policewOmen on the force and that
some Of them are real smart looking.
John" this TO the husband police
man. here's the pen and there's the
ink"
Right then and there the new OF.
ficer sat himself down. wrote out his
resignation and after his Wife had
Tised IL, read copy on IT,. read proof
and O. KID IL. turned in his nice pa
troll box keys, his brand new shiny
star and his book OF rules-theu left
the room with the Mrs
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-05
by WILLIAM F. KIRK.

MA BU4ED me a hat SO cud have
w it Easter but I doan't like to ware
it beekaus know all the kids viii
Kid me about the hat it is green &
know they viii call me greeny.
You shud be above them rec
marks. Bobbie. sed Pa All you
have TO do wen them kids maiks
fun Of yure hat is to tell them that
there IS something high grade in
side Of that hat wen it is on yure
he'd.
I doant jest like the idee OF Rob-
bic making that speech. sed Ma. It
sounds rather con-sseted 10 me, sed
Ma
Not at all. sed Pa. it Is merely
stating facks sed Pa To state a
rack rs not conseeL II il was. then
Wud be conseeted, sed Pa, & the
vary idee OF that is ridfklus-
am not so sure. sed Ma. 7 think
the less we REFER 10 ourself. sed
Ma, the better il is for al hands.
4ou doan't want BObbie 70 let them
Kids poak fun at him & git away
with It. do you? sed Pa Do YOU
want my son 10 grow I'D ike a suins-
less Jellytish2 sed Pa.
want Our son to be a gentleman
Ilrsts Eed Ma & true gent newer
pays any atrenshun TO ridikule. sed
Ma Ny grand old father used 10 tell
US that, sed Ma
He had 1t Coming.
he shud ought for 10 know. sed
Pa; I guess that old boy had his share
or ridikule, sed Pa He had IL cum
ming anyhow
You d0an't say so2 sed Ma I want
you 70 know my father was a man
% crate insite & refinement. sed Ma
him, sed Ma, that KEEP peepul from
trying 70 git familyur.
he had that way, thay say. with
trades peepul. sed Pa. ] heer he al
ways stood the butcher off. etc.
Do you meen that2 sed Ma
No. no, sed Pa; IL was Jest a litteI
spring 5oak was sprlnging. sed Pa
Wen. sed Ma think you better be
calrful about them spring joaks. You
VIII be springing one OF them some
day 20 sumbody who VIII spring al
you. sed Ma
Wen, sed Pa. to git back TO Bob
ples hat, sed Pa I want our son 10
grow up so fearless that he isent
atrade 70 ware anything wether other
peepul like IL or not. sed Pa That
IS the true seekret OF Happiness. |sed
"a not TO care what other peepul
think but play you're own sistem.
Many a man has went to jau play
Ing that sisteu. sed Ma
They were over-playing the sis
TEN. sed Pa
or course. sed Ma. you have 10
have the last word. Ike e Echo. /
think after this I viii call Won Echo.
sed Ma * II the kids MAX fun OF
Boobies hat, sed Ma I viii buy him
a other hat 7 will not have his
lttei hart broaken on account OF a
hat. sed Ma
Harris break eesy In the Spring. ssd
50 guess an going TO have a /
better hat that looks moar sweTer I
On my Bean