The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-05-22
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miss anyone In particular, Dut
] lust to remind YOU

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That if you don't stop the hop
per now. he will stop a lot OF you
50 wheat later on.
That it is a question with MANY
whether they'd rather work IL
the field or infield.
That they thought eve Could
Mt Fight" Maybe they dream
ed we wouldn't lend.
That there is sunshine enoucl
to go around if each fellow vii
do his share Of spreading.
That another week will opel
the fishing season and there 8
many a car "rearin' to go.
That too often the flowers or
the casket are but an apology fol
the donors former neglect OF the
departed.
That it's time to swat the fly
1t is sufficient that he should be
an individual. Don't let him be
an ancestor too.
That Miss Columbia is happy
now that she finds the handbag
with the Monroe doctrine III 1t
WASH lost after all.
That it is really a question
which is the prettiest end of these
bright days-only for those, OF
course, who see both ends.
That Holland will give up the
ex-kaiser readily and generously
There is probably nothing that
she would rather part with.
That the farmer heard the in
junction to "raise food" and that
is an excellent thing. But ull-
fortunately the profiteer heard it
too.
That beauty may be only skin
deep in some places, but look this
fine old prairie in the face one
of these fine mornings and you II
find it deeper here.
That the other day a prairie
railroad master refused a ride to
some chickens because they were
in herds Of over $50 pounds-but
they were the feathered variety,
That now is the time when the
housewife renews her acquaint-
ance with floor wax and furni-
ture polish. and finds that they
are the same old friends as ever.
That, speaking of immigration
restriction, one set of enemy
aliens can be barred out Of this
country without one objection be-
ing raised. We refer to the coot-
les.
That for the next forty years
the American Legion will occupy
the place which the G.. A. R.
formerly held. And thank God,
their watchword is 900 per cent
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That when the good poet evolv-
ed the lines about Gas to the bow
the string is, so is woman to
man," he might have been MAX
ing a real metaphor for his day
and age-but it's different now.
That our modest young return
I'd soldiers and sailors are much
more anxious about the fit of
heir new "civies" than over
public demonstrations. But ar
'ange the demonstrations any
low-they II like 'em.
That the farmer who will put
n his Sunday dragging his own
md his neighbors roads is a
great big asset to his community.
There were several who did such
stunt last Sunday and we
augh d. Dudley at it.
That we were not going to men
ion the drag this week, but on
sunday we had occasion to drive
yer John Gehrke's road, and
h, boyl Certainly the drag, as
applied, will get the
anne fine results on every dirt
Dad in the county.
That heretofore the American
outh has been uncertain as to
neither he'd rather be Lincoln
r Washington; but when the
yorld grasps what Wilson has
cen and is doing, there IL never
e much argument as to the
Dung American ideal.
That the peace conference at
tst prepared a menu to present
, Germany. On examination it
,rikes us that it includes cousid
rable crow and a good deal of
umble pie. And if Germany OBJ
scts to the bill of fare the allies
i'll probably take the attitude of
le old-time Western restaurant
eeper, who, revolver in hand,
sed to say to a critical guest,
Stranger, you'll eat hash -