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The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
THIRD TIME IN HISTORY.

PORTLAND. Dec. 12.-The Will
lamette river is frozen over today
for the third time in history. The
sight of the ice extending from
bank to bank has attracted thou
sands to the river and the young
folks are looking forward to much
ice skating if the cold weather con-
tinues.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
HARVARD IS COMING
TO REPRESENT EAST

CAMBRIDGE, Mass, Dec. 12.-It
has been definitely decided to send
the Harvard football team TO Pasa-
dena, California, to represent the
East in the big game scheduled for
New Years day. Oregon will rep
resent the West
1t had been decided earlier not
to send the team to the Pacific
coast, because of curtailed railway
service, but now that the coal strike
has been settled, it is believed sat
isfactory train arrangements can be
made.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
IA TOILETTE SAYS
RAILWAY PLAN BAD

WASHINGTON, D. c., Dec. l2.-
In a speech made yesterday on the
floor of the senate, during a dis
cussion Of the Cummins railway
control bill, Senator LaFollette Wig
orously opposed the measure, on
the grounds that its adoption will
have tendency TO further increase
the cost of living throughout the
country.
An increase in freight rates is
inevitable. he said, under the pro-
visions Of the bill, and higher freight
rates mean higher prices.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
TOLOvANA JURORS
TURN WOMAN FREE

Arrivals from the Tolovana dis
trict bring the report that the jury
summoned TO try Belle Mitchell on
the charge Of having in her pos
session BURBERRY wine Of the wal
lop variety, returned a verdict Of
not guilty, at the conclusion of a
very spirited trial, in which Tom
Marquam acted as counsel for the
defense.
When the jurors retired, Mar
guam announced that free dance
would be held as soon as the YER
dict had been rendered, and it is
said that the affair was SOME
dance.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
LOT OF SNOW.

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. IRE
ports from the summit of the sier-
ras show a total snowfall OF 90
inches since the commencement Of
the recent storm. Heavy snow and
washouts are reported in Northern
California and Southern Oregon.
with trains blocked at several points
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
WILLAMETTE IS
FROZEN OVER At
OREGON CAPITAL

SALEM, Ore, Dec. l2.-Respond-
inging to the continued influence OF
the cold wave. which has enveloped
the Northwest in a grip that is
Tightening as the days pass, the
Willamette river. an which it is the
custom to hold swimming contests
and high-diving exhibitions during
the Christmas holidays, has frozen
over from shore to shore for con-
siderable distance.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
EUROPEANS CONFER
ON PEACE PROBLEM

LONDON, Dec. -. - Premier
Clemenceau of France and Foreign
Minister Scialoia of Italy are in
conference in this city with Pre-
mier Lloyd George, having arrived
from the mainland several days ago.
Bonar Law is authority for the
statement that the three officials
will discuss the Adriatic, Russian,
and Turkish questions, in an effort
to reach an agreement for the solu-
ton of those vexing problems
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
STICK BY DEMANDS.

ELLENSBURG, Wash. Dec. 12-
Coal miners of the Gle Elum and
Roslyn fields declare that they will
not return to work until the opera
tors have granted their demands for
so percent wage increase, a six
hour day and fve-day week.
The operators will make no at
tempt to reopen their mines until
after the first of the year.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

The two soldiers belonging to the
local guard-Osborne and Stanton
who took a little journey out the
line recently, without leave, left
for Fort Gibbon today, il accord
ance with instructions received from
the post yesterday. The boys were
permitted to leave the reserve last
night for the first time since their
escapade.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
OTHERS WANT MORE.

MARION, H., Dec. ~. = The
striking coal miners of the Marion
district say that it is their inten-
ton to insist upon a 81 percent
wage increase. They have no desire
to return to work until settlement
has been reached on that basis.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
MEXICAN SECRETARY
BLA|MES NEWSPAPERS

WASHINGTON, D. c., Dec. 12.-
Luis Cabrera, Mexican secretary
treasurer and prominent Jerlcan-
ist, blames the American newspapers
for the strained relations between
Mexico and the United States. He
saws Yankee editors are inclined to
be sensational, and mary of them
are always ready to do the bidding
of rotten politicians.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
GERMAN NEWSPAPER is
TALKING OF INSANITY

BERLIN, Dec. 12.-Commenting
on the documentary pre-war his
tory, the Vorwaertz, a local news
paper, says that whoever reads the
marginal notes made by the eX-
emperor will be convinced that Ger
many, before the war. was ruled by
next to a mad monarch.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
ISSUES
CHALLENGE TO JACK

PARIS, Dec. 12.-Georges Car
pentier, champion heavyweight of
Europe, has issued a formal chal-
lenge to Jack Dempsey, American
champion.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

Engineer in Charge Fred'k D.
Browne, who has been looking over
the work at the end of steel and
beyond, in the CANYON, during the
past several days, will return TO
town tonight
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
SHOWDOWN COMING.
WASHINGTON, D. c., Dec. l

WASHINGTON, D. c., Dec. r.
Coal operators of Central Pennsyl-
vania have accepted the Govern
ment's strike settlement plan, but
they contend that it is not a settle
men of the principles at stake, the
arrangement being merely post
ponement of the final showdown
which is bound to come sooner OF
In Hands of Miners.
A statement issued by the oper-
ators today declares that Garfield's
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

Chris Nelson will leave for the
Kantishna tomorrow with a guam
tity of supplies. which he will haul
to the diggings with team of
seven dogs. He will go out on the
train as far as Kantishna station.
He is staying at the Rust House.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
GOING DOWN.

YAKIMA, Wash. Dec. 12.-Tem-
peratures are going down steadily
here this afternoon. the latest read
ing of local thermometers showing
% below zero. Ellensburg reports
81 below this afternoon.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

Orlando Ghezzie, who has been
employed at a camp on Goldstream,
arrived in town on today's train,
and is a guest at the Nenana House.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

Father Monroe arrived in Nenana
today from Fairbanks and will hold
mass at the local Catholic church
tomorrow morning at 1880, Sunday
morning at 1920, Monday morning
at 6:15, and Tuesday at 1870
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
LAWMAKERS
APPROVE AMENDMENT

DENVER, Dec. 1.-THE lower
branch of the state legislature rati-
fed the woman's suffrage amend
ment yesterday and the question is
now under consideration before the
senate.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
FUEL ADMINISTRATION FEARS
PLAN OF WILSON WILL FAIL

consider his views relative to the
coal strike settlement 1t was also
reported that the resignation had
been accepted and that Railway Di-
rector Hines had been asked to di-
rect the fuel administration in addi-
ton to his other duties. Garfield
refuses today to discuss the resigna-
ton story.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

Arrivals from the Kantishna bring
the report that Ed Bartlett is on
the way to Nenana with a part of
his freighting outfit and will take
back considerable quantity of sup
plies for the Aitken mine.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

John Kingston, who is employed
at the McDougall tie camp up the
river, left town this morning after
a hurried trip in on business.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
CUNBOAT SMITH GETS
DRAW WITH ANDERSON

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. r.
Gunboat Smith and Ole Anderson
of Seattle fought a draw in this
city last night.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

method of settling the strike was
interfered with by Government Off
ficials who know little about the
coal situation. The result of this
action, the statement says, is that
the public and operators have been
delivered into the hands of the min
ers.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

Paul Hopkins, assayer for the bu-
reau of mines station at Fairbanks,
was an arrival on today's train from
the upper town, having been called
Ito Nenana on business matters.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

Superintendent of Construction
w. L. Packer was out the line south
of Nenana today on official bust
ness.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

WASHINGTON, D. c., Dec. 12.-
to stories in general cir
culation in this city today. it is the
opinion of Fuel Administrator Harry
A. Garfield that higher coal prices
to the public will be the result if
the commission authorized under the
settlement plan of President Wilson
is composed of one miner, one OPP
orator, and one representative of
the public, as provided in the agree
ment. Garfield vigorously opposed
this form Of settlement when the
question was under consideration by
President Wilson, but his objections
were set aside. He contends that
the commission should not have the
power to fix prices.
Resignation Talk.
1t was announced late yesterday
afternoon that Garfield had rendered
his resignation to the President be-
cause of the Presidents refusal to
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

this city will be permitted to remain
open, in order that they may take
full advantage of the holiday trade
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
UNION PACIFIC NAMES
NEW HEAD OF SYSTEM

NEW YORK, Dec. 12.-Carl r.
Gay has been elected president of
the Union Pacific system.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

Nenana-The Gateway to Mckinley
National Park.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12
TEMPERATURE

AS reported by the government
observation station, Nenana
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-12-12

- OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES ,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-12-25
Use the Classified ad. Column.

Mr.. and Mrs. Edgar Baird of Mad
ison are visiting in the city.
The Journal wishes you all Merry
Christmas and Happy New Year.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. G. Spence left
Monday for Jacksonville, Fla, to
spend the remainder of the winter.
Misses Frances Mckee and Verna
Segerstrom are home from their
schools at Red Wing for the holidays.
Dance at the Fair Ground Pavilion
in Ellsworth next Thursday, Jan. /,
1920. Music by Fink's orchestral
adv.
Mrs. E. Covers and daughter, Miss
Charlotte, are spending Christmas at
the home of Mrs. Covers mother in
Owatona.
An appeal has been made to news
paper publishers to make an immed-
late reduction of 10 per cent in the
size of their publications because Of
the paper shortage, was made by the
Postoffice committee of the House Of
Representatives
James Rock, who had just about re-
covered from an accident in which he
suffered a broken arm, was again
hurt last Saturday when he fell 80
feet from the top of a hay NOW and
broke an arm and was badly bruised
about the head and body.
The Misses Evelyn Lord and Grace
Kemp arrived home Monday evening
from Casper, Wyo., where they are
teaching this year. The schools were
closed prior to the holidays because
of a shortage of fuel. They expect
to return to Casper next week.-The
Pierce County Herald.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-12-25
Local News

Miss Inez Upgren is home from her
school at Wausau.
Miss Stella Hanson is home from
st. Paul for the holidays.
Miss Ruth Engdahl is home from
her school at Greenbush, Mimi.
Miss Evelyn Lord, of Ellsworth,
spent Monday with Miss Bess Buck.
Miss Florence Benedict, who teach
es at Ironwood, Mich, is home for the
holidays.
Mrs. A. A. Smith and Mrs. Carl
Pearson visited in the Twin Cities
Saturday
Frank Woodwork, of Ellsworth,
joined the Elks lodge at Red Wing
Tuesday evening.
Miss Sophie Thonvold left yester-
day to spend Christmas with her par
ents at Kirkhoven, MINI.
Mrs. Harry Weydt and son Charles
left Monday for Dorchester for a two
weeks visit with her parents.
Miss Dorothy O;ligney, who is
teaching at Fergus Falls, Mimi, is
visiting her mother, Mrs. A. Oligney
Miss Myrtle Johnson, who is teach
ing at Independence, is visiting he1
parents, Mr. and Mrs. Hadley John
son.
Miss C. Minnie Barg, Principal Of
the school at Cochrane, is spending
her vacation with relatives in the
city.
Atty. and Mrs. L. S. Dooiittie arc
spending Christina S at the home OF
DR.. and Mrs. w. d. Doolittle in Els
worth.
Miss Mabel Plummer is home from
Detroit, Mich, to spend the holidays
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. l.. l.
Plummer.
Misses Luella Swartz and Ella Hut.
chins, who are teaching at Marsh
field are spending their vacation with
relatives in the city.
w. S. Armstrong and daughter
Miss Irma, are spending today at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Floyd Arm.
strong in Minneapolis.
You don't have to be millionaire
to own a per cent farm mortgage
I have them for sale; all sizes, $500
and up. w. H. Putnam.-adv.
Arthur Upgren, who is attending
the university at Madison, arrived
home Saturday to spend the Holidays
He was accompanied by his friend
Jack Bigler.
Among those home from Madison
| for the holidays are. Misses Marian
Thrush and Ruth White. and Messrs
Wilbur Ensign, Kenneth White, Ell
mer Benson, Douglas Smith and FL
mo Dopkins.
1 Patrons of the River Falls Cooper
ative Creamery Co. do not have t.
pay agents commissions, express
charges or manufacturers profits
That's why they receive SO cents per
pound of butterfat for the second
half of November. River Fails Coop
erative Creamery Co.-adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-12-25
Do all your work with Fordson.

Do all your work with Fordson.-
adv.
Miss Nina Tubbs is home from her
school at Ladysmith.
H. E. Simpson was a business VS.
itor in St. Paul Friday.
Mrs. r. Conrad, of Roberts, spent
Monday and Tuesday in the city.
Miss Edith Anderson left Tuesday
for New York City, as buyer for the
r. C. IT,.
Miss Nora Linger. who teaches at
Virginia, Mimi, arrived home Satur-
day evening.
Marley Healey, of Bookings, S. D.,
spent yesterday with his mother,
Mrs. Julia Healey.
Mrs. w. D. Doolittle of Ellsworth
visited at the home of Atty. and Mrs.
L. S. Doolittle Saturday.
] have several cash buyers for 80
and 120-acre farms for Spring pos
session. S. L. Krauth.-adv.
Miss Josie Iverson, who teaches
near Fairchild, is spending her vaca-
ton with DR.. and Mrs. T. w. Ashley.
Dance at the Fair Ground Pavilion
in Ellsworth next Thursday, Jan. /,
1920. Music by Finks orchestra
adv.
Lawrence Thompson, who is teach
ing at Harvey, N. D, is visiting his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. t. T. Thomp-
son.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. F. Turner of Gil
manton, arrived Friday evening for a
visit at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. H.
o. Standish.
Miss Nealie Knowles arrived here
Tuesday from Ames, Ia, to spend the
Holidays with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. c.. G. Knowles.
Miss Margretta Jensen who is
teaching at Saltwater, is spending
the holidays here with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Jens Jensen.
Singer Sewing Machines are sold at
lowest prices for cash or easy month
ly payments. Agency at Mrs. Wo'f's
Millinery store, River Falls.-adv.
The Firemen of this city plan to
put on a movie at the Princess some
time in February, as substitute for
their annual ball to boost their fund
Frank Foley and Chas. Heffernan
came down from Minneapolis Monday
to visit until after Christmas at the
home of the formers parents, Mr.
and Mrs. VIM. Foley.
Miss Augusta Anderson, who teach
es at Beaver Dam, was the guest of
Miss Pearl Currier from Saturday
until Monday. Miss Anderson will
spend the Holidays with her parents
at Grantsburg.
You can solve your eye problems II
YOU consult DR.. Clough at Gladstone
Hotel the 7th and 9Th of each month.
That is easy. 1t is not as easy to solve
the H. c. Of L. problem by shorter
hours of labor and increasing wages,
If you value it, send the solution to
DR.. Clough.-adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-12-25
The Reading Class is studying "Ev-

The Reading Class is studying "Ev-
angeline."
We have sold nearly all of our
Christmas seals and expect to finish
during our two weeks vacation.
On Friday afternoon we had a
Christmas box. After the presents
were distributed many games were
played and enjoyed.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-12-25
CLAY CORNER SCHOOL
Edith Bjork, Teacher

We have finished all of the month
ly tests now and report cards were
handed out Friday.
The Agricultural class is doing some
practical work in the care of live
stock.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-12-25
!. .BOARS FOR SALE

.BOARS FOR SALE.
BIG TYPE POLAND CHINA
Bears, all Spring sires of merit,
!: large and smooth. Priced right
: for quick sale. Three are half
brothers of last years Worlds
Champion Boar.
OSCAR WEISS,
Route l, Prescott, Wisconsin
River Falls Phone 118-R
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-03-01

A si;nple but rich-looking toilette is
among The new displays of suits and
dresses for spring, but with all its
simplicity it reveals two original and
very effective style features that are
noteworthy. The first of these appears
in the combination of two very differ
ent satinS. The plain skirt is made of
one of those heavy, lustrous, supple
weaveS much used for separate and
sport skirts, and the smart and rather
elaborate coat is fashioned from
heavy satin such as we have been ia
miliar with for years. There is no
rivalry between these two dissimilar
Satins, but it is unusual to see them
used together. Just how successfully
they may be associated appears in the
suit for spring shown above.
This is formal suit that will hold
it's own for afternoon or restaurant
dinner wear, and prove useful for 9TH
er very different occasions. The skirt
and coat may part company-the skirt
serving with various blOuses for any
smart, informal dress, and the coat do
ing it's efficient part with cloth skirt
or one-piece dress in lighter fabrics,
merely as a coat. 1t proves to be an
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-03-01

the rain or snow, which will not cause
it to droop. Just below it another
between-seasons hat Is shown made
Of crepe georgette and satin. with
thread embroidery of heavy silk floss
on the upper brim with a group of
loops and ends at the sides, curiously
and cleverly arranged as if peeping
out from the base of the crown.
The third hat belongs to any sea-
son Of the year and Is destined for
those hours of ease and luxury when
its wearer dons evening or afternoon
clothes. 1t is made of malines, with
a binding of satin about the brim edge
and band of folded satin about the
crown, finished with a bow at the
front. The smallest steel beads, in
little rings, are set about the inner
edge of the binding and at the
top of the loops in the bow. 1t is in
black, and merely wells the bright
hair and demure eyes of its wearer.
These three hats will fill the millinery
needs for spring of the average wom-
an, and may be relied upon for good
style.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-03-01

interesting garment with details of cut
and decoration that bespeak consider
able effort on the part of its designer.
The body of the coat is merely a
blouse opening at the front to the
waistline and closed there in the man.
ner of a Surplice. 1t has rolled col
lar, faced with or having an over
collar of white satin. The sleeves are
gathered into a very deep and eccen-
trio cuff of satin, with three satin-cov-
cred buttons as finish. The picture
describes it better than words can.
The skirt of the coat is rounded at the
fronts and laid in two deep inverted
plaits at each side These form point
ed panels over the hips that widen
from the waistline to the bottom. The
panels are decorated with embroidery
in two colors, one of them the same
as that of the coat and one of them a
light, contrasting color. The girdle is
shaped with points outstanding at each
side, over the underarm seam.
The front and back Of the coat are
prettily finished with narrow silk braid
in parallel rows, starting at the waist
line and terminating in little satin-cov.
cred buttons at each side.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-03-01

About this time jewellers in the
northern states begin to watch for the
first robins, and others Of the early
signs that spring is on the way. Long
before the hardy and daring red-breast
pipes his cheerful prophecy of sum-
mer, the first spring millinery has
'nchanted us with the same prophecy.
is made for those who leave the
lnds of snow to journey to lands of
un, but they are not the only people
Interested in 1t. Spring hats are al
uring in midwinter and some Of them
ind their way to heads that have no
thought of journeying South. The
spring styles are tried out on southern
tourists and the fashions crystalized
resorts.
Here are three of the new patterns
that are destined to make successes
in all localities, first because of their
excellence, and next, because they are
not unusual, but beautiful and becom-
lions, are worn every year.
AT the top of the group there is
a little demi-season hat of ribbon and
straw of the sort that makes its APP
pearance in January for the benefit of
tourists. If the weather is at all ia
vorable it goes strong in northern, as
well as southern ATTITUDES. 1t is Of
black lisere-a highly lustrous straw
and narrow grosgrain ribbon. A
broad quill of glyceriDed ostrich trails
out frow the side crown and defies
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-03-01

Besides those painful attacks of in
digestion; that awful bloated, lumpy
feeling after eating and downright
stomach misery that you who have
experienced it know 80 well; besides
disgusting belching, food-repeating,
sour stomach and distressing heartburn
besides all this, ACID STOMACH
undermines the health and saps the
strength of millions.
Ifyou don'tge rid of those stomach
miseries there is no telling where your
stomach troubles will end, for it is
well known scientific fact that many
serious ailments have their start in an
acid-stomach.
Start now-this very day-toget rid of
yourstomachm iseries. Take EATONIO
the wonderful remedy that absorbs
the excess acid from the stomach and
brings INSTANT relief. You simply
have no idea how much better, stronger
and brighter you feel at once. 1t drives
out all the gas and bloat, puts an inn
mediate stopt to belching andheartburn,
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-03-01
id-Stol1lacI1 Ruins
Health of Millions

ends stomach suffering and makes it
cool, sweet, comfortable and strong.
There can be no further excuse for
you to allow acid-stomach TO wreck
your health-pile up misery upon mis-
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feel down and out and that life has lost
all its joys. Remember, just as acid
mouth ruins teeth, so acid-stomach
ruins health.
Take EATONIC. It's good, just like
bit of candy and makes the stomach
feel fine. You can then eat the things
you like and, what is more, every
mouthful you eat will count in creating
power and energy. You'll feel so much
better-have punch and pep-the power
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and your stomach misery will be gone.
Take our advice. Get big box of
EATONIC from your druggist today.
liz costs so little. If it fails TO remove
your stomach distress, he will refund
your money. That is guaranteed; you
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