El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-19


treated by the horse ci-tor. herb doc
tor and faith doctor have died. might
be Induced 10 patr01ize this new il
stitution should he decide 10 open the
store and label his bottles IN plain
language.
lobe 8lathewsla has been acting
strange for several days Tobe has
always seemed 10 have a strong mind
and his friends are al a loss TO under
stand his condition Some think pos
sioly i may BE due 10 the fact that
the Hogvilie Fiddlng band has been
holding nightly rehearsals IN shed
near his home
The Hogville Civic improvement So
ciety at the last meeting decided that
the streets in HogTile are narrow
enough without Bub Suothers's gro
Gerry keeping bag OF oats. bale OF
hay and basket OF onions sitting IN
'front.' OF the building. Simon Kildeu
has also just stepped on the sharp
side OF steel tooth rake With his
bare foot while passing in front OF
This establishment
There was a pretty severe fight
held saturday night between Zero
Peck and Simon kildeW- Both were
arrested by the assistant consta bic
and arraigned before justice Alisop
for trial. but as the witnesses failed
TO agree the case was dismissed
The best kind of a smile is one that
face
Some men are so busy they never
seem to have any time for business
The Hogville philosopher says a
round head denotes 4 lack. of aniraos-
ity; bald head. lack OF hair
Transferring your thoughts. or what
you imagine 10 be your thoughts from
the tiny cells in your tousled brain 10
paper. is much better than talking
your thoughts right ont OF your head.
via your mouth. into the omen air
Nature has so arranged 1t that any
fool can get a hearing Of his voice.
but II he writes It off on paper it NAV
not be considered worthy OF even
remote corner in print Therefore.
You may be a writer with a smaller
chance OF damaging yourself in the
estimation OF the general public than
the safety valve. better known as the
editor.
Dogs. fieas and ticks seem clanish
these days and the postmaster says il
looks pretty bad 10 have five or six
dogs lying on the posto-fice porch
floor all the time. when one considers
the strict rules and high plane upon
which the government wants TO con
duct all its institutions
Mrs. Dan Hooks has ordered one OF
those extensively advertised -'fire loss
COOKERS. Zero Peck says Dan is get
---t- a. 1eI1 1AAeA@|- ~ cat MS NANGaAc
raw or starve TO death anyway most
OF Hogvlle is anxious TO see the darned
thing when II comes.
The widow Of the Bear. Ford neigh
oorhood attended the Petunia Ridge
Methodist church last Sunday wearing
4 brand new hat and some other /.
clothes TO match and had Miss Lydia /
2 Peck completely outclassed from /
every visible standpoint. and seemed !
10 attract a good deal Of attention OF 4
Cape Alsop. one OF our most promis- 4
ng eligibles- Lydie z. got consola-
lion from the fact that fine feathers /
are frequently found on coarse birds -
What a man amounts to in the pres
snt generation will not be considered /
much by the next set.
Yam Barlow says II a fellow every
expects TO make much Of a success IN 1
life he viii have to keep in mind the /
number OF trumDs that have been
played.
Bee Eazley says he does not consider
hat there Is much to fellow who
Doesn't like to take & fishing trip, but I
hat he does not BY any means want II
understood that he Is endorsing Zero
2eck's action in spending all his time
IN the banks OF Bear Creek and his
Wife at home taking in washing.
The postmaster came very near be-
ing gassed yesterday when an over i
ripe egg exploded in a case OF fine
0nes being mailed TO Prof. Cape ALL
SOP He says II the other Is are no
better than that one he does not ex-