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Putnam patriot., 1919-07-04
First Baptist Church

Corner of Woodstock avenue and cbureh street. Rev. George 'C. ;. MacKav Minister. Residence, 53 Sunnvside avenue Tel. TAB.
 Friday. July 4th, annual Bible school picnic at Roseland Park.
 Saturday evening preparatory ln- accessory service in the pastors study at 730.
 Sunday, July 6. Anniversary ser vices. Special addresses for the oc- casion. Divine worship at 10.30 a. m. with sermon by the pastor. Sub feet. Jealous Service for God" Bi-
Putnam patriot., 1919-07-04

Monday afternoon at 3, Interces- sory service in the parsonage.
 Monday evening the Boy Scouts will meet in the High school gymna- sium at 730.
 Tuesday evening, choir rehearsal at 2 in the church.
 Thursday evening. church Inter
Putnam patriot., 1919-07-04

cessory service at 7.30. The pastor will speak en ''Giving God a Chance Does it Pay?"
 The services of this church will be continued both morning and evening during the summer months. During the pastors absence the pulpit will be ably supplied.
Putnam patriot., 1919-07-04

ter the sermon. New members will receive the right hand of fellowship. B. Y. r. U. at 6. Leader, Ralph Clar- ence Pierce. Subject, "0ur Relation Toward Others-Toward Enemies" Evening service at on the church lawn. The pastor will speak on Bearing One Another's Burdens"
Putnam patriot., 1919-07-04
M.,bod;st Church Notes

Mrs George Stanley shaw's Sun. day school class will have speclal meeting one week from Wednesday evening. July 9th, at the home of Mrs. D. B. Gilbert.
Putnam patriot., 1919-07-04
AMONG THE CHURCHES
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ConeregationAl Church Notes

ReA and Mrs. Boynton Merrill are axnected to arrive in Putnam Satur- day afternoon at 4.10. They will go to the Ben-Grosvenor in Pomfret to remain over the Sabbath Sunday morning Mir. Merrill will begin his parochial duties, speaking at the morning service on The Friesthooa of Believers. He will also officlate at the sacramental service at 5.45 ?. m. speaking from the text, He show ed them an upper room" This ser vice will be preceded by l5-minute vesper organ recital.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
A ROYAL ENGINEER.

This Ling OF the Begians improves on acquaint-
ance-and that a good deal. when you
slider the firm hold he had American hearts
begin with lie always displaying some new trait
or talent
The other day his tour across the continent,
ne climbed into the cab of the locomotive. took
stopped i, end returned o car. Hardly anybody
on the train anything about Albert was
dressed very much like locomotive engineer. with
a flannel shirt and cap. and nobody recognized
him as a royal parsonage when he climbed
oct of the engine cab
Il was not "a bluff either. Albert besides being
skilled in aviation and various other branches of
sport and industry, is said to have a thorough
knowledge Of locomotive engineering. He could
train pointers
On another occasion. when the train stopped in
little middle-western town Just about daylight, Al
bert hoped off and started walking up and down
the platform lie always up before daylight There
were many people there looking for him, but
body recognized him
DO YOU think the king viii come out of his caro-
asked & farmer.
NO said Albert, the kIngs a lazy fellow and
always lies in bed till 10 o'clock"
\ king with sense OF humor is surely rare
expected md that merit in him. There has been
little occasion for humOr in his job these last
years But perhaps it is that very thing that has
enabled Albert keep his royal head straight
ard avoid taking himself altogether too seriously.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
OCTOBER II. 1919.
WITHOUT MAGAZINES.

What would life be without magazines? The pub
Tic is soon 70 be able TO answer this question from
experience nc publishers nearly 200 magazines
have announced that the November issues viii be
late In fact. of them may not appear for
week. beyond their usual time of poisoning out
upon the neyvs-stands.
And what will the country do then poor thing?
Can brides be married without benefit Of editors?
an the newspapers take up the Of fash
displays and lectures how to drape the we'd
ding veil and what buy for the kitchen?
How the babies be fed. the church bazars be
given? How can we know the latest wrinkles in
science and agriculture? And what will the editor
writer's do when there is no one to put the big
topics OF tho day easily digestibe form?
And the movie fans-how can they ever wait
whole month longer to know whether Vivian is
married LaunceIot stubbs and whether Jane
Jones got her divorce?
may be possible that a public educated
to reading a substitute for thought may turn to
The good bookshelf for a few weeks in search
Of something to take the place of its accustomed
drug?
Ana may not the reader find establishment as well
delight therein? Think of a whole generation
discovering ar once that Dickens and Victor Hugo
are as thrilling as Robert Chambers and Harold
Bell wright And that the Bible is fuu of stories
whose ripping human interest needs no boxed
editorial hlurbs And that novel could possibly
ertrancing the letters OF the Brown
.ngs that the letters of Matthew Arnold and Of
Beethoven full OF deep STRINGS Of the heart
And there are the essays of Huxley-those clear
pools of logical beauty-and the essays of John
Fiske which bound to make the reader bring
out his own mind for little exercise.
II is autumn now, and there is nip in the air
that gives zest TO the soul we'll the body
Why not try little good od-fashioned solid read
ing" along with the nuts and apples? The CHEEKY
faces Of the magazines will oe the less well
q their
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
ENFORCE LAW AND ORDER.

A. Centraha. Wash "a committee OF citizens
been formed that takes the mind pack to the old
days OF the vigilance committees OF the west which
did so much to force Iaw-abidns citizenship upon
certain lavIess elements.
II is called The Centrala Citizens Protective asso-
citation. and its object is to combat T. w. W. ac-
tivites in that city. and the surrounding country
II invites to membership who favor
enforcement Of law and order" And under the head
ing l. W. w. It includes all elements opposed TO
such a process
Gradually, from the cha os which seemed about to
enguf her the old real America is beginning to
emerge The eagle is ming every state in the
Union where there is any tendency to upset things
II is high time for the people who do believe in
the lawful and orderly conduct affairs take
upper hand. There has been more than enough Of
rioting of obstructive and destructive measures
The United States has fine strong constitution
and II she has proper care it viii pull her through
anything; but there should be attempt dodge
the truth Of the fact that attempts to ruin that
constitution are part of a carefully organized pro-
gram and that prosram must be fought actively
and necessarily.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
More Truth
Than Poetry
By James J. Montague

HOW DO THEY DO 1T:
In a work on finance by popular
writer.
lately discovered number OF
schemes
By which the most stupid and ig-
norant blighter
Could gather in wealth beyond
Croesus's dreams.
This author" said I. is shark on
the market.
He's versed in all systems of pill
ing UP pelf
He tells how 20 harness a fortune
and park it.
He must have no end Of big
money himself.
But a week later on-when We hap
pened 20 meet
He touched me for five-said he
needed TO eat.
a motor car expert who writes for
the papers
ON technical subjects has recent
ly told
The speediest mode of correcting
the capers
That cars will cut up when the
engine goes cold.
IN try EN-" l said, as / folded the
clipping
Hereafter my flivver won't need
10 be towed.
He's lucky, that fellow, il must be
just ripping
To know how 10 fix up a car on
the road"
l met him that week as my flivver
sped by,
His motor was stalled. and he didn't
know why!
Some cons ago, in my youths early
hey-dey
used to sit up until midnight 10
read
a method of getting more money on
pay day
In book that was called Seven
Ways to Succeed"
That man." l observed, lis a seven
fold wonder.
He's learned all the tricks and
kinks of the game
A person so wise couldn't know how
10 blunder
BY now he must be on the top
peak OF fame"
But / found later on that the gifted
old bloke
! Had died in the workhouse, dis
heartened and broke.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
GOSSIP and the Presidents Health.

STRANGE about
= past week about the mental and physical president
Gud as we said at the time OF his 55s1Sdo~ 6 came 6 boon to
fatal consistently had the genyed monster led them " hate his
developed might certainly would prove
fatal the monster could no longer hold itself and srsls straw here
grave one despd would be the bushous
yarn probably unquesdonably hailed from the Tbna
Rome services stating of
Wilson and eT to his illness then quite new as fact meaning that he
had and indicating that he perhaps insane when Paris
publish story.
being that where the controlled
people temporarily leaving
apparently they very qu things
Somewhere and eaa to- Moses e he as to lead his people out e
land bondage the land of 50 he down and
py 9ii letter is' RoG such P@3 i be- 5e Gi b
leave his bed for extended period and he will again be
Such knowledge assumed knowledge would Of be readily
the which Pres Wilson's energies have of late been chiefly
WOULD h eGc bf 5s 2ad He again b amy @' os5 oa
with the explanation sufficient his distorted
mind a fact
tina, Sen Nose: has only been rather than the chief
Wand that the damage has been done by utility the
For the Of shaking the stock market shaking
ghous speculation will circulate anything the least
times without exuand with of shop practically
Using ue mers you can neadH how easy 1t is to
6 iEd b PGtnap nhaGd out IN confidence and
nav Msny am e enthusiastic stock of u1t s 6 u [
with such his sleeve and by the he
tells back
somebody handed him direct from the bed chamber
OF the Will house David need have hurried
his haste all nareia
w.
BOUT all he
n exhaustion terrible unde-hs and from
lack
feel the effect n his digestive
to badD
Grayson and his been little less perhaps
bulletins less secretve
The presidents health something of national and evidently
something international and be held
OF which hostile friendly,
all
had had heard
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17

Old Eben Cutting performs some
strange stunts every once in awhile.
Eb is the makeup man on another
newspaper here in town Here is a
couple Of interesting paragraphs
from an item Eb made up.
Further announcement OF the
plans of the recruiting party while
here VIII be given out by Mr. Dunna-
hoo within the next few days
The funeral will be held Saturday
afternoon at o'clock from the resi-
dence. Rev. J. y. Greene OF the
First NJ r. church. officiating
Burial viii be in the city cemetery
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
AN OPEN LITTER.
Tower Of Babel
CRY

Ocl. q, 1919.
Tower of Babel
CITY.
Sir
As a result OF Nelson L. Jones
success IN training a fish hound. I
have decided 10 begin carefully in
structing the first and only roof
hound in the world. This dog shall
be known by the name Leak" and
il will be trained by other experts
and also by myself 10 run down and
bring 70 light every faulty roof ~
the city OF South Bend and It's
suburbs
This dog shall be lead about the
city by one OF my faithful employees
and its training shall be so conduct
ed that when the intelligent animal
approaches within say a half mile
81 faulty roof IL will begin TO bark
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

and so through an unique perform
ance TO attract the attention of my
man. The dog will be expected to
Immediately locate the bad roof, and
the address will be carefully noted
and one of my statesmen will be on
the ground in very short time.
Kindly treat this matter as ex-
tremely confidential, Unconscious, as
| would not care to have my COM
petitors get next TO this dandy little
scheme.
Faithfully yours
j. r DONAHCE,
South Bend Asphalt Roofing Co.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17

King Aloclt says he never met an American sol
dior who didn't know what he was lighting for
That during the war, however Since those sol
Gers came home. political and industrial agitators
have been bedevilling their minds until OF
them aie m Danger OF forgetting what it al
abou-.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
"0NLY One THING
BREAKS MY COLD!
That's DIR. Kings New Discovery
for fifty years a cold
breaker

NJ OTHING but sustained quality
l and unfailing effectiveness can
arouse such enthusiasm. Nothing
but sure relief from stubborn old
colds and onrushing new ones.
grippe, thTOat-tearing coughs, and
Group could have made DR.. King S
New Discovery the nationally pop
ular and standard remedv il is to-
day.
Fifty years old and always re-
liable. Good for the whole family.
A bottle in the medicine cabinet
means a short lived cold or cough.
soc. and $3.50. All druggists.-Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
STARTIING III TRUE,

(From the Philadelphia Bulletin)
Two school girls presented Gen.
Pershing with a large bouquet of
roses God bless you. my children.
and thank YOU" he said. as he kill
ed both girls
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17

Chicago Tribune headline saws:
FORMER PRINCE DENIES HE
WILL LIVE AT BAARN." News
papers make the oldest mistakes
We wonder how they happened TO
get two "As" i'm barn.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
stubborn Bowels Tanned.

Positive in action. YET natural.
comfortable. pleasant. DR.. Kings
New Life Pills are a boon 10 bowels
that need assistance. They eliminate
fermenting waste and put the sys-
tenn in normal shape. All druggist 5
-25c a bottle. 49,"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
THE MACCABEF

South Bend Tent No meets 1st
and 3rd Friday evening. Beyler hall,
40 +. Wayne st.
FRANK ANDREWS. Comm.
6544-17
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17

Imagine a man guarding an army
camp with the expectation Of steal
ing a million dollars Why We can
remember when we couldn't get
trusted for can of sardines in the
same army.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17

OF recognition In any event. whether the bonus ~
given withheld, the American Legion will do it.
self and the nation the highest service by maintain
a ~cwaId
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
MORE ACTION. TOO.

D'Annunnzio has discovered that
righting wrongs gets more motor
iety than writing rhymes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
No SKILL AT ANYTHINC

Tirpitz may be right in saying
tho kaiser tried to make peace. and
failed. He also tried to make war,
with the same result.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17
VIZ, Pill SENER

The most effective German prop
aganda is now barred from Amer.
lea for keeps.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17

Reds" and then sympathizers Boosting that
bolshevst rule has lasted two years in Russia Well?
All those corpses could not have been piled up in
two three months
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17

The Knife and Fork club has
opened its fall season. Thank Cod!
Wen have some cuts on the first
page again.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-17

An organization of blind people
who call themselves the Optimists
club certainly show the right spirit
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-02-06
Bank Commissioners Duties.
BARRE Times. J

Although Eermont's new bank commis-
sioner, George b. Carpenter of White
River Junction, may be only slightly con-
versant with the duties to which he has
been called there is no doubt in his mind.
probably, of the demands which the poo
pie OF Vermont are going TO make upon
him rs a result of the revelations of the
last few weeks in a Vermont court. That
is, the people will demand these things
of the bank commissioner unless the Yer
mont legislature should make a change
in the existing law regarding the over
sight of the accounts of the state. In
case it should be demonstrated that too
many and too exacting duties are imposed
on the office of bank commissioner, as
some believe, it would be well for the
present legislature to tighten these bur
dens to the extent of providing further
assistance in the office of bank commits
sioner IT, as Mr.. Williams claimed dur
ing the trial, the duties are too numerous
to permit of close following up of all af
fairs in the auditing of state accounts
the auditing should not be subordinated
to other demands but should come fore
most in the work required of that oficia
or some other official who has to do with
financial matters.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-02-06
In the Days News.

Fifty years old today is Prince Louis
Philippe Robert. Duke of Orleans. who
would now be king of France, if France
were kingdom. He is a lineal des-
cendant of the oldest family of kings
in Europe, and is the very cream of the
cream of royal blood. Since the death
of his father, the Count of Paris, in
1894. the hopes of the deeayed royal
lists of France have centered in the
Duke of Orleans. But the royalists
movement has become so weakened in
late years that the republican govern
ment troubles itself very little about
the Duke and his movements. He is
still debarred from entering France,
however, and was not permitted to
fight in any of the allied armies in the
recent war In 1896 the Duke married
the Archduchess Marie Dorothea of
Austria, but because of her husband S
escapades she secured a separation
some years ago.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-02-06
Today's Anniversaries.

l664-Queen Anne of England, who
was ruled with rod of iron by
two of her women friends, born
at Twiekenham. Died in Lon
don, Aug. /, 17l4.
177S-Treaty of alliance concluded
between the United States and
France.
lS06-British under Admiral Sir J.
Duekworth defeated the French
fleet in the West Indies.
lSl9-Armistead T. Mason, former SEN
ator from Virginia, killed in a
duel with his cousin, John Mason
McCarty, at Bladensburg, Md
ls3S-Sir Henry Irving, one of the
most famous actors in the annals
of the English stage, born in
Somersetshire. Died at Bradford,
Oct. Is, 1905.
lS94-A large majority voted for pro-
hibition in Ontario.
1915-Allied aviators dropped bombs
on German headquarters in AL.
SAGE.
l9l6-Roumania reported near break
with the Central Powers.
1917-U. S. congress largely increased
national defense appropriations.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-02-06
Little Benny's
Note Book
By LEE PAPE

/ pritty neer had fife this aftirnoon.
pritty neer having it with skinny Martin
on account of him keeping on hooking
my elbow vile | was trying to ballents
one match stick on top of another match
stick, being a trick proberly even impos-
sible to do even wen nobody amt keeping
on hooking your elbow, and | sed,- Hay.
cut that out, who do you think you are?
You must think you're sumbody speshil,
don't yon?
I'm heck of a darn site more than
you are, no matter wat you are, sed Skin
ny
O, is that so, well You get rite off these
steps, go on. | sed, III give you till |
count 10, and if you amt off by that time
you better had be.
Wy, wat'll you do If / aintg sed Skinny,
and | sed, III soon show you wat, l, ,, 8.
Mamma eawt a flee sed skinny
4, 3. 6, l sed
Pick up sticks, sed Skinny.
Z, s, l sed.
Shut the gate, sed skinny.
Are you going to get off or amt you
sed.
Count and see. sed skinny
., / sed. WITCH Skinny kepp rite on set
ting there with a Impression as if that
was all he was going to do, me saying
Are you going to get off, this is your last
chance.
| thawt you was counting, sed Skinny
Q and quarter, sed
Fen using frackshins, either, sed Skin
ny, and sed, Now mind, this is your last
chance, 9 and half. WITCH jest then
herd ma in the house calling me and
quick goo up, saying, Its a good thing foI
you | half to go rite in, all rite.
Aw. bugs. sed Skinny. Meening h,
doubted it, and | went in, and ma sed
O. T dident wunt you / Jest wunted t.
know ware you were you can go out agen
and / sed, o well. I'm in now
And | stayed in.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-02-06
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1919.
HENRY FORD, PANAcEAIsT.

Ridieule oftentimes is stronger than
1enuneiation, also pleasanter. One can
be laughed out Of court when he can
not be driven and the audience rath-
er enjoys the laugh. Senator Sherman
Of Illinois has figured as considerable
of a scold of late but the other day he
uneorked his store of ridieule on Hen
nv Ford, contestant for the seat of
Commander Newberry in the United
States senate, in a way that amused
his colleagues and must have started
something of a panic in the Ford
Wilson ranks Here are some Of his
witty thrusts:-
Fords idea of civilization:
''Thc human mind is negligible; the
pocket and stomach dominate in his
plan "
"'Of course this will end all war. The
Turks viii quit killing the Armenians
directly they hear of ii. The Russian
Bolsheviki will be so fascinated they
will emigrate TO Detroit if Ford does
not build a plant full Of educated
machines in Petrograd"
''The gentle-spirit incarnated in the
| Nazarene carpenter s son, his sermon
on the Mount, his matchless code of
human morals, the labors of his inspired
apostles crowned by the divine tragedy
Of the Redeemer exemplifed in the sub.
lime shadow of the crucifixion have
not wrought out for mankind in TWEEN.
ty centuries what this singular waga,
lomaniac proposed to do by being elect
ed United States senator
Ford IS patriotism:
His grasp of public affairs i.
measured by his peace ark voyage = :
and the exemption of his son Ed
sci from military service when many
thousands of the best Of our race wer,
voluntarily offering their lives for tn,
country Ford slandered before tn,
war. -
/" Now contest is under way to EN-
able him to annex the United State
senate to his iitney works
His panacea for Bolsheviki:
Ford informs us he can cure then
by motion pictures. A Ford car vii
be shown doing tail spin through ;
village with a constable possessed o
fierce whiskers in pursuit The Boil
sheviki will recognize the whiskers a
the tie that binds and harmonious re
lations will result
These ridiculous word pictures go
long way toward making Henry Ford
J politician, Office seeker and panaceaist
mere cha ha +"
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-02-06
HELP KURN HATTIN.

For nearly twenty five years tho New
England Kurn Hattin Homes have been
quietly doing a much needed work. In
the earlier years there were times when
the financial outlook was so dark that
il looked as if the work must Re given
up. But brighter days came and the
Homes have come to have so many
friends and the endowment fund has
grown to such an amount that the life
of the Homes is assured. There is simp-
ly one question and that how large a
work the Homes shall do.
OF late years, until the war came on,
income and expenses fairly balanced.
Notwithstanding the great increase in
the cost of everything, the Homes have
continued TO do about the usual amount
of work. And this has been done al
though the receipts have failed by con-
siderable to keep up with The increased