Cayton's weekly. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1916-1921, 1919-04-05
EDITORIAL PARAGRAPHS

That throne chair OF Bill Wilhelm that
cost 100000 may soon be on the market as
old junk.
Many of those who went trout fishing
April LIST hoping to get square meal were
badly April fooled
Seattle now owns fifteen million dollars
worth Of street car junk, but it's pleasure
to own that much junk
In spite of the Puget Sound climatic en-
vironments all persons able to do so basque
in the cerulian climate of California.
Bootlegging will fall in disfavor when a
felony penalty will have been made a pun
ishment therefor and the sooner the better
Perhaps Ruth Garrison was crazy when
she took Mrs. Storrs' life, but in our opin-
ion she was a darn sight more cussed than
crazy.
In order that the civil service commits
sioners could be perfectly consistent the
dinance should be made to read "for white
applicants Only.'
If all of the high school pupils Of Seattle
who refused to be vaccinated, are expelled
from school, the high school attendance will
be cut in twain.
If the Northwest gets any eastern tourists
it will be because the idle rich Of that Sec
ton Of our country will not be permitted
to go to Europe.
Once upon a time, so goes the story, a
cynic had inscribed on the tomb Of his wife:
''Under this stone my wife doth lie,
She's at rest and so am L.
Laws are said to be the bulwarks of lib
erty, on which bulwark thousands of colored
folks are lynched in this land of the free
and home of the criminals.
With hung jury for Bert Butterworth
a guilty as chagred for Gottstein and the
trial of Ruth Garrison set the criminals of
Seattle have had a hard week of it.
Ruth Morgan may have been captivated
by Ruth Garrison s recent escapades, but in
trying to take human life she showed her
horse sense by poisoning herself instead OF
a paramour's wife t'
In January the bosses of organized labor
voted for strike and organized labor in
it's entirety went out but after five weeks
of strike medicine the lay members are now
agin any more striking.
In the city Of New York there are twenty
six 'cloud cops" In future the only kind
of criminals arrested will be those without
attic is too we'll known to the public to get
away when the dough is handed over.
AS soon as the editor Of Cayton's Weekly
makes the millions that he has planned to
make his name will be cayTON. This
change will be made that those with whom
money.
When Mr. Jones was called on to make
a racial address in a gathering Of colored
citizens of Seattle not long since it almost
made us smile to see large percentage OF
the men present rise and start for the
rostrum.
It is learned from Mayor Hanson himself
that he is not candidate for the presi-
dency of the United States, which is no
news to us at ALL If Ole is even a Candle
date to succeed himself he will have to go
some in order to win.
Organized labor's efforts to recall two of
the members Of the Seattle school board
will result in fzzle. The band of political
pirates that control organized labor in Sc
attic is to DWELL known to the public to get
very far in recall move
Cayton's Weekly ''sho' does appreciate
the cash subscriptions that have been com
ing in from time to time. Though not the
t'leadinU weak1v' of Seattle vet we think