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Ex-S0LDlERS MAY COMPETE
IN INTER-ALLIED CONTEST

PARIS. May i3--The war depart.
ment has cabled authorize tlon from
Washington for the appearance OF
famous athletes. now IN the United
States. but who were In the army
In the inter-allied games to he staged
In France within few weeks
There Is no legal authority for
the transportation 10 France OF
civilian athletes who are discharged
soldiers. cahled Con March. chief OF
STAFF, The war department is In
entire sympathy with the idea, how
ever and is writing to obtain the
necessary funds from the various
welfare organizations 10 pay the way
OF Selected athletes TO France
The American army university
at Beauue won the inter university
track meet at Besune Sunday over
teams representing the universities
OF Toulouse, Montpelier, Dion.
Grenoble, Poteries and Nancy.
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Races
LOUISVILLE RESULTS.
First Race, Slx ftrlOnRr.


War Idol tRoblnsonl, first. Jor-
rice tTroiNcD, second Lucinde (How
ard, third. Time. li3A-5.
sccond Rncc, slS Eurlongs.
Port Light tMurray), first; Blue
Paridisa tConnollyl, second. Squcol-
or tPooD. third. Time, l,lai-b
Third Itarc, ~ Furiongr.
Miss Parnll Garner, first, Direc-
tor James tAImpson), second 2iziE
tPooD, third. Time. So.
Fourth Race, Mile and siHtecnth.
CourtFhip tWlllis). first. ormond
tRobinson), second viva America
uanover), third, Time, iAtt5
Ftfth Race. AZ Furiongs,
PyK &C.. Howard. first; Chlsca
tGarner). second. Move on CThur.
ber), third. Time. 50 LIS.
sixth Racc. Mile and One Eighth.
Fair Orient lGarnorl, first Parr
(Thurber) second. Sun Gold (Mur-
ray, third, Time, i52 as.
seventh Racc, Mile and sixteenth.
Hoonir Murray. first; wiseman
Connolly. second; Hands OF Ploaa.
ure tBoyle), third, Time, i.t6.
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Ladies' Day at Claremore
Classy Races Are Arranged
BY Bud Fisher

return trip can be made Immediately
following the conclusion OF the card
The meet will continue throughout
the rest OF this week and several fas,
runners not entered yet will race he
final days.
TODAY'S ENTRIES.
First Race, AZ FurIongs
kio. Ethel II, Little orphan. Harry
jr,. Laird, Okirkcaldy. Nakaya Lady
Innocence. Mary Estelle, Jim Thorpe
10 Second Race. AZ Furlongs.
Col. Austin. Brighouse. Woodmaid.
KukluS. Flossie s., Velvet scala.
way, Dienero.
Third Race. > Furlongs.
DR.. Zab. Royal Tea. Our Leader.
Mico Girl. Mex. Bob A. Satsuma
Belle, Thirty Seven
Fourth Race, o I'uriongs.
Mona A. Medford Boy. prosperos
Baby Sir Dyke. Night Cap. BIZ
Diechman. Persevere. Reilloc, How
ard Bland, Hasty Riches.
flfth Race, One Mile.
Examiner, Depra, Robert Lee,
Ben Levy. High Horse, Parrish. +
&. Cole.
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Special 70 The World

CLARBMORE, Okla, May Ia
with fair weather promised for to-
morrow after n day OF sunshine. the
annual Claremore race meeting. post
poned several days because OF in
element weather. will be resumed
This Is TO be Ladies' day and all the
fair fans will be admitted free. An
especially attractive card has been
prepared. the classlest horses entered
In the meet being scheduled to run
Wednesday,
A train leaves Tulsa for Claremore
shortly after noon and arrives here
In time for the start of the races. The
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-14
Sixth Division Wins Title

COBLENz. May 19--The team OF
the sixth division won the soccer
championship OF the third army here
today In what is believed to have
been the longest soccer game ever
played. II took the boys OF the
sixth three hours to take the cham
plonship from the team of the fiflh
division by a score OF 4 to 2.
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Chicago
81 Ioui,

AhAlted Tor Robertson IN second
90 The srore by igdingu
" LOUIS tF .,.,,... 10 600 non--a
Chicago ........ OOt ooo onn
summary Runs. Jackson. Austin snoAn
errors, Ri.bers, Schak Austin 3, two base
hiN, ucther. Hedeoui stolen bs,ss Rise
,'ft "edcon, r, Jackson Felsch Ilebold
double plays. davenport to Mayer "a Sis
Gmr Weave to Sehak 10 GAndil. Weaver 70
on krff o. Oft Davenport ! struck out
by Robertson 4 hy Kerr T. BY DAven.
port
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NEW YORK. Msy 1.-The Ssv York
Nationals defsstsd the Chicago league
champions here today In tho first Ssms Of
the serios 0 10 o. The Giants ba,ted .Aier.
ander hard hui were unable 70 bunch
th-ir hits until the sisth, whsn New York
scored three runs on singles by Young,
Doyle, ksuff and Fietcher The latter .
hit ssn, In the two deciding runs,
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INDIANS BEAT TIGERS
IN SLUGGING MATCH
Both Clubs secure ~ Blows, but
Tribe Fields Perfectly and Bunch
Hits With One Error.
BROWNIES BEAT WHITE SOX
Robertson, Sos Recruit, Holds
Browns to Six hits, Hut Wild
nc->s and Errors Cost Lamc.

DETROIT May " Timely hitting By
Cleveland batters and the unsteadlnosa Of
Detroit pitchers gave the yhitor their
second victory In the postponed s.fies to-
day with Cleveland In the lead by five
runs In the slsth inning, pFlsgSsn led q
Detroit rsly with homo run that fell
only ono short OF iising the score.
Tho srofe
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BALTIMORE, May IS--JAck
srlton of New York. welterwelgh
eosmpion, easily had the better OF
.ohn Tiliman OF Minneapolis In a
-,ound Moderation bout here last
night Tillman put up "A good fixht
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RESULTS YESTERDAY.
Western League.
National I.Caguc.

Al New York. Z. Chicago. :.
At Brooklyn, 4: Cincinnati, }, III
lnnlnEsD
Al Philadelphia, Z. Pittsburgh. 2
At Boston, . 81, Louis, 4
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PFEFFER HURLS
EFFECTIVE BALL
Allows Morans Only Eight
Hits--Cards Take Swat
fest from Braves.
GIANTS DEFEAT CHAMPIONS
Benton Bests Alex; Jacobs
Pitches Phillies to Win
Over Pirates.

BROOKLYN May ~. Brooblyn nlitsd
the second extra Inning game IN sucetnion
today. beating Cincinnati In the ohtsnth
u was pitchers battle between Pfeifsr
spd Fisher. both ot whom had Won four
,irsiKht Both piteh,i great bsA
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At san Antonio . Fort Worth. o
< Al Beaumont .. Dallas, I. Go In.
r,inss)
Al Houston | Shreveport. .
Al Galveston, ! Waco, 0 tls in.
nings)
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SIKH Race, Mile and sI,tccnt
tacc, Mile and One l.ighti


ST. JOSEPH, May l3.-Arthur
Mueller. first haseman on the 81
Joseph Western league team for the
last three seasons, was released today
TO the Wichita club.
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New rsrh.
ChicAs
rel.l. a. aaAio

Totals az e9tio
sBAited Tor Flsek In eighth
ssBstted Tor Pick in sis,h.
Slated for Alexander In seventh.
sfRAn for Deal 10 ninth
The soete by inninrs:
.h'eafo .'''s''s'.''..' oOp Ooo-~y
summary; RIMS, Hollooher, Merklo,
Young. Doyle ksnff errors, Chase iim
norman, Fletcher; two bAas hit, kauff,
home run. Holloehsr stolen base Young
double play, Hoiiocher. Pick, Msrtle, kh,
dsff. Heilooher; bases on balls, off Bon.
ton 1, oft Alexander Il struck out by
Benton 8. tby Alssaud" ., -,Asrza.
Mshf nattsd Hard.
BogroN, May ia--St, Louis seoted
three runs on seven hits OF Nehf In the
iIr,, three innings snd defeated Boston 70
tsy.
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National League

Pittsburgh at Philadelphia
Cincinnati at Brooklyn.
Chicago at New York. -
ST. Louis at Boston.
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|0e1y!0!ope:
! Larry Daley.

me minor league baseball cham.
plonship series ns proposed by sew
eral mSgnnjcs, has resulted In much
comment among followers OF the
game IN minor circles. Just why
inns series has never bcen arranged
oefnre Is n puzzle II would certain.
" he financial success and 1t
should do much to arouse interest
IN the game
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McGoortx ston. Rnc,n

LONDON May Ia EDDIE Nc
Coorty OF Oshkosh, Wis. middle
weight. knocked out Harry Reeve
IN the third round OF their boat
here tonight
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Slated for Nehf In seventh
xrhstted for Filllnsem In ninth.
The score by ihningI
81 Louis ......-,..Io Ioe rto 0oo--a
Boston ,,,.....,...... oo2 900 oOo-a
summary, Runs, Shotten. stock Horns
by, Naranyille HerroE, errors sTock,
Clemens Marsnville HsrSoE Powell two
base hit, Clemens: three base hit. HerEoE,
tlolen base, Powell bases on balls. OF
Goodwin I. off Nehf J. of fiingom 1
struck out, by Goodwin g. by NsM q
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Robertson Bsttsd Hard.

CHICAGO. May la-St Louis bsl,d
kobcttson . soS recruit. hard In the first
two innings TODAY and won the Hnal Tams
of tho series . 10 l. Kerr succeeded Rob
srtson and shut out the Browns tho rtst
OF tho way
Tba
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American Association

Indianapolis at Columbus.
Minneapolis at Kansas City.
ST Paul at Milwaukee.
Louisville at Toledo.
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Games Today
" tstfrn League.

TULSA At OMAHA.
Oklahoma CITY at st Joseph.
Wichita at Des MoineS.
Joplin at Sioux city.
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American League.

Washington at Cleveland.
Philadelphia at ST. Louis.
New York at Detroit
Boston at Chicago.
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Cleveland
Dstrolt.

summary Runs, speaker, Smith, Gard.
ner, WambSEanas, Johnston 2 q Nsnl .
Bush. Flagstaff Ain,mith Dyer. Cunning
hsm; errors Cunningham two base hits
hnsh q Seill three bsse hits, Graney
Nlnsmith, iiellman, WambsEsnN; hons
rsn, Flssstsad stolen bases Johnston
bases on balls, on Dsu,s q. OF Coumbs q,
oh toveeskis struck out. BY Daus, ..
By ooumbe l, by Cunningham l. BY Gov
eleskls q
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RELEASE of Bcnny Never. loft
fielder and captain " tho Tulsa on.
crS, shows that yuu "ncvcr can tell "
Never had u good year last year and
great confidence In him was reposcd
ny Manager Abbott Dcnuy couldn't
hit his stride, however lame arm
allowing opposing base runners Ia
run at will while he wasn't hitting
as he should Benny got away bad
here, making the mistake OF object.
lng 20 dcris.vr comments on his play
from tho fans Mr. baseball Rug has
tho right to voice his thoughts ON
any player or play. when he pays his
little bit 80 long az he doesn't get
personal That's one thing that has
made baseball the great game Il is
So Kenny got into a peck ~ trouble
when he shook his fist at the fans
one day and became very much
pccVed 81 Meyer t- a nice fellow. who
tust made mistake and wi,haI
shoRd have some good baseball lcft
| in him.
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DUDLEY. Mass, May i3.-Palnt-
ing the house with creosote. spread
ing salt on the. lawn to destroy the
grass. breaking The blinds and plant
ing wire entanglcments In the back
yard were some OF the acts OF van
dalism committed on the property Of
Baxter Moore. Dudley Hin
additional Sport on Page Q.
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Class "A and A are the stronsest
minors Of course, and these should
ne the ones 10 play for the minor
uue The three winners OF the
American association, Pacific Coast
league and international league.
clAss "A, could play the ,iciurs oot
me western. southern and Texas
lhoS' survivors then would play a
'hrce.cornercd series for the cham.
pionshlp
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American League

At Detroit. 3. cleveland, s.
At Chicago, I. St Louis. .
Only two games scheduled.
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Iolhh wv NAil ~ lolalt y" I" ~ -
ITro out vhen winning run scored.
The score by innings;
Cincinnati .,.,,..' o09 600 Oio O0--1
Brootlyn ........ 600 10 0Oi Oi-i
kNmmAry Runs. Roth winEo fishsr. l.
wheat, Kruger; Two base hit. l.. Msgss
,tolon bnes, Nesle konctchy; double
plays Pisner. Malone and konetehy, Ol
son H. Masee koneishJ bases on bals,
of pfefisr 4. of Fisher , struck out. BY
Pfflinr L hN IIAhaI |.
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PHILADELPHIA May 10 --PhilAdsl
phis dsfested Pittsburgh today, principally
because OF ths effsotivenen Of Jacobs
Crest outfieldinx by BlEbea and hsuse
saved both pitchers.
Ths seors
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American Asrociation.

Al kansas city, I. Minneapolis, 4
At Milwaukee 3, ST Paul. I
At indianapolis, 8. Louisville. ;,
Al Toledo. 7. Columbus, 6
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additional Sport on Page o.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
TAFT AND PRESIDENT
WORKING TOGETHER
BY CABLE ON REDRAFT
CoNTINUED PROM PAGE oNr.


than mere law. Punishment .
carried out immediately after sen
tenCe is pronounced. The deStu
penalty can be pronounced only hv
unanimous vote OF the tribunal
All industries have been ordered 70
continue at work. Special committee
are being formed TO insure fair DIS
tribution Of the scanty supply OF raw
materials.
ReQuisitions from private families
are forbidden. Spreading OK false
news is severely punished.
All titles and ranks are aholishsH
shop keepers have been ordered -
prepare list Of their stocks and nan -
accounts. This is merely for irfo--
nation of the government and 0o ar-
tempt will be made 10 seize eithoE.
Steps have been taken TO substitute
cash for checks whenever possible
The stock exchange has been or
6ercd 20 cease operations
Public baths must be opened to the
lsboring class and school children and
no charge will be made TO them. Al
private bathrooms likewise are at
their disposal on Saturdays
Hungarian Workmen. meeting in va
rious parts Of the country, have de-
clared their unanimous approval uf
the reforms instituted by the com
munist government.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
sage TEA KEEPS
YOUR HAIR DARK
It's Grandmother's recipe TO bring
back color, yoUthfuInesS and
lustcr-Evcrybody Is Using
" Again.

GRAY hair. however handsome. DE-
notes advancing age. We all know
the advantages of a youthful appear
ance. Your hair is your charm. II
makes or mars the face When il
fades. turns gray and looks streaked,
just a few applications Of SAGE Tea
and Sulphur enhances its appearance
a hundred-fold.
Don't stay gray Look young ,
Either prepare the recipe at homo or
get from any drug store a bottle OF
''Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound" which Is merely the oId-time
recipe improved hy the adduon Of
other ingredients Thousa nds OF
folks recommend this ready-to-0s
preparation. because II daIkeus the
hair beautifully. besides. no one can
possibly tell, as il darkens so natural
Iy and evenly. You moisten a sponge
or soft brush with il. drawing this
through the hair. taking one, small
strand ~ a time. BY morning the
gray hair disappears: after ANOTHER
application or two. its natural color
is restored 2nG il become thirL
glossy and lustrous. and you appes r
years youngeT.-Ady.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
The Last Prayer.
by EDMUND VANCE COOKE.

When I had filled the day
with play
\nd sleep was seeping through my skin
1t never seemed quite right
at night,
Mess my mother tucked me in
For, how, the night wind hOwls
and CrowlS
How harsh the softest pillow seems
And how the darkened corner scowIs,
Mess d mother soothes to dreams,
Sometimes, when too much spent,
she sent
My dear old dad (who did his BEST
But scarce l loved his touch
as much
As mothers grooming, cuddling breast
1t hardly seemed his hand
To give that final, dreamy stroke;
His kiss would nearly skin
And left an after-whiff Of ci smoke!
So, sometime shall dare
prayer,
Which none need scoff. nor reckon odd.
I'm saving up one best
One goodnight wish to ask of God
For when I'm through this strife
of life,
And pulled my shroud about nv chin.
~ ask God please to send His Wife
10 tuck me snugly, softly in!
copyright, 1s1s9 49,. -.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
KENTUCKY SOCIETY
HAS PLEASING AFFAIR
Dancing Followed Fine Selection
OF Musical Numbers.

Several hundred. members Of the
Kentucky Society were guests at the
regular monthly meeting of the or
ganization last night at Thomson
School. L and Thirteenth street
northwest.
In the absence of Representative
David H. Kincheloe. Mrs. Kincheioe
presided. Dancing followed a musi-
cal program, which was presented
by Earl Carbaugh in a baritone solo.
Katherine Gillespie in a group of
violin numbers, with Margaret
Woodby at the piano. Mrs. Kinche-
loe gave a number of whistling Sc
lections. She was followed by
Henry Christiani, who pleased with
several violin solos.
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THE PARAGRAPHER'S
NEWS VIEWS.

The Leviathan once more floats
high. Secretary Daniels has hcen
unloaded at Brest-New York
Evening Sun.
4 proposal to do away with the
blue laws of the State has made a
number of persons see red.-Phil-
adelphia Inquirer.
The Hungarian government must.
indeed, feel pretty sick when it de-
spairIngly turns to DR.. Bolshevik
for treatment.-Boston Transcript.
Lloyd George says that disorder is
spreading in all countries because
of the delay of peace. But a little
thing like that must not stand in
the way Of an idea.-New York
Evening Sun.
Those who turned their noses up
highest at peace without victory
would be grateful now for peace
without anarchy. - Philadelphia
North American.
with its naturalization of wom-
en-, Russia becomes the internatiun-
al red light district in more re-
speCts than one.-Philadelphia In
Quirer.
Following the league covenants
neglect of the Monroe Doctrine
comes the smash-up in Hungary
The kind of logic of which the sem
atOriaI round-robiners are masters
ought to be entirely equal to filing
up any little gaps in the chain OF
events.-Philadelp Ledger.
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Oh, HeIpl

STAFF oficer in Car Cwho has had
a rotten journey on q rottener
road)-'T say, is that road any
better than this?"
Trafic Director-"No. sir. Bet
ter stick to the road you're on.
It's the only frst-rate road about
ERE. Passing show. London.
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COMMITTEE DECIDES
TO ADVERTISE CITY BY
USE OF BILLBOARDS
cnNrTNrn IRON PAen ONE.

featuring interests OF the National
Capital
The committee will urge the use OF
these seals by all interests involved
in their individual advertising
Folder.-The committee proposes to
issue a folder setting forth the favor
able advantages that exist in the Dis
trict Of Columbia for the location OF
factories and other commercial in
tercsts. and to set forth the kind and
character OF manufactures that are
now successfully conducted in the Ns-
tional Capital
Distribute Folders.
The committee will find distribution
for these folders through channels
that would naturally be interested in
such information, the folder to in
clude data setting forth the geographi-
cal importance OF the District OF Co
I,Imbis as a manufacturing center, its
wonderful agricultural advantages, its
unusual facilities for transportation
by water and its outlet TO the sea and
by rail through the great trunk lines
that radiste throughout the country
it's accessibility TO the sources OF raw
material for iron and steel and other
commodities; the facilities for power
its resources for construction uses
and its financial integrity; the won
derful residential and housing facili-
ties. and, in general. its desirability
as port OF entry for the commodities
Of the earth and its attractiveness for
commercial purposes generally.
Mediums-Your committee has in
mind the use OF a moderate form Of
other mediums that would especial
ly attract those interests from
which the most helpful results
could be expected in the way Of
attracting enterprises OF a worth
while nature.
Thorpc's View of Advertising.
Merle Thorpe. editor of The Ma
. tons Business. gave an interest
I ing talk upon the slogan business
IS Business"
He emphasized the fact that
. there was grave danger in eXpound-
ing the advantages OF advertising
and oversellinS to the point where
the thinkinS consumer might pom
der on who pays the freight"
/ There are numerous evils and
/ faNacies which must be logically
met and answered" he said. "For
example, some sociologists contend
that advertising breeds discomfort
since il creates a desire and fire.
| quentIy makes people want thing
/ which are not within their means.
! OF course. thinking men know this
! is not so, but 1t is merely a straw
! which shows the way the wind is
/ blowing and in selling service il
should be a paramount thought to
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
A LINE O. CHEER
EACH DAY O. THE YEAR
BY John Kendrick Bangs.
VALUES.

VALUES.
I little care how tall you are,
Nor if you're small how small you are.
The thing that matters most to me
Is not how big your body be.
Nor how much cash you've stored
away,
Nor on the scales how much you
weigh,
But how much SOUL you've set apart,
And what's the measure of your
HEART,
And In your share of stocks preferred
What is the VALUE OF your WORD?
II these be always kept at par
1t matters not how small you arc.
Moron what lowly planes you press
YOU'VE WON SUCCESS.
fcopynShk. MA
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
And Some Game II Is, Ma'an.

'''I understand you come from a
great game country said the
lady on the committee TO welcome
the grizzly warriors Of the West
ern plains. Indeed. yes, ma'an."
was the coyboy's reply. What is
the bigse<o game you have in wy
oming7" Poker, ns'am"-Yon-
kers Statesman.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28

tepee to pieces, shaking Il su -,
and matching Il together again
Even though the wiswzm b CIV
en- s-stif massage weekly through
out the almanac, IL gets a 6o-hp.
double bsrrelled shampoo during
the period the grass and Christ
mas jewelry siovs green AZ
this stsnza, the housewife declares
war on the tent trimmings while
her spouse remains very much
neutral, being either wise on lazy,
She casts her vote on the f.fter.
When the srmistiee Is signed, and
the works are once again restored
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
Vehicular Tunnel to Jersey.

Albany, n. V. March 2.-The SEN
ate this afternoon, after a two-hour
debate, passed the MacHold bill pro-
viding for construction of a vehicular
tunnel between New York and New
Jersey. The opposition was led by
Democratic members. The vote was
80 to Z.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
Wise Bird.

Senator. these ladies have COL
lected a lot OF your speeches.-
I'm" Don't you feel nsttsreo
Dunno. Do they want EN- 90
read or 20 make a bonfire with
-Louisvill. Courier-Journsl.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
Father, Preference.

Miss Prittikid-But, father, he Is
a man you can trust
Her Pa-Grscious. girl! What
want is one can borrow from
Indianapolis Star.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
YEP, So II Coca

Physiology Teacher-'RoberG
you may explain how we hear
things" Bobby-"Ps tells EN- 70
ma as a secret and ma rives 'em
away at the bridge club.--sos-
ton Transcript.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
ScandaIou,.

Ny mistress IS not at hone.
na'sn.' said the maid
"Oh. I'm so glad" said the sweet
ly sarcastic caller. Please tell her
that when saw her peepinE over
the curtains ! was fesrfully afraid
she might be in n-"-PhilsdelphiE
Bulletin.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
No Evidence

"Does your wife beIisv. every
thing you tell her. Tn not
quite sure about that All know
is that abe patiently listens 20
everything tell her"-Detroit
Free Press
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
How Convenient.

Mrs. waybsck-And how are
your new neighoors? Mrs. Ner-
vine-Oh. just lovely; you can
borrow anything they have
New York Globe.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
Omen End Spaifkt.

Don't you find old crusty rsth-
er hard TO deal within" Heavens /!
As hard 70 deal with as a worn
out pack Of ards."-Boston Tran
script.