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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
QUIT MEAT WHEN
KIDNEYS BOTHER
Take a Glass of Salts If Your
Back Hurts or Bladder
Troubles You

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by
flushing the kidneys occasionally,
says a well-krown authority. Meat
forms uric acid. which excites the
kidneys. they become overworked
from the strain, get sluggish and
fail to filter the waste and poisons
from the blood. then we get sick.
Nearly all rheumatism, headaches,
liver trouble, nervousness, dizziness.
sleeplessness and urinary disorders
come from sluggish kidneys.
The moment you feel a dull ache
in the kidneys, or your back hurts,
or if the urine is cloudy, offensive,
full of sediment, irregular of pas
sage or attended by a sensation of
scalding, stop eating meat and get
about four ounces of Jad Salts from
any pharmacy; take a tablespoonful
in a glass of water before breakfast,
and in a few days your kidneys will
act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acid of grapes and lemon
juice, combined with lithia, and has
been used for generations to flush
and stimulate the kidreys, also to
neutral:ze the acids in urine so it no
longer causes irritation, thus end
ing bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and can
not injure; makes a delightful effer-
vescent lithia-water drink, which
everyone should take now and then
to keep the kidneys clean and active
and the blood pure. thereby avoid
ing serious kidney complications.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
Four Boys Confess They
Caused $4,000 York Fire

York, Pa. Nov. 2S.-Four boys
admit that they caused the fire that
destroyed the storage building of the
York Carriage Works, resulting in a
loss of about $4,000. following an
investigation by city officials. Arthur
Ray. Edward and Joseph Diffen-
darfer, brothers. ranging in age
from eight to ten years. and Edward
l.. Stahl. aged eleven, were brought
to police headquarters. where they
admitted that they had been playing
in the shed. when one of them fell
into a hole. The building being dark
one of the youngsters lit n match to
see how deep the hole was. when
another of the boys knocked the
match out of his hand and 1t fell in
pile of excelsior that ignited.
The frightened boys tried to put
it out, but could not. Then they ran
out and raised an alarm. which
called out the firemen, who saved
the main plant.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
SON BRINGS AID TO
MOTHER IN DISTRESS

Less than a month ago Mrs. NJ. ].
Staley, 2613 N. 18th St.. Phila., had
such poor blood circulation that her
fingers became numb and useless.
To-day, after taking Tanlac, she can
use her hands freely, her nerves are
much stronger and she feels years
younger. She says:
Pm certainly glad 7 took Tanlac,
which my son brought me, as my
appetite increased, my food digeSts
right and l haven't felt so vigorous
i'm years. Tanlac is really marvel
ous."
The stomach regulates the condi-
ton of the blood. Tanlac tends to
act directly on the stomach, expel-
ling from It the impurities and re-
storing it to a strong, healthful con-
dition. Tanlac is called the MAS
ter Medicine" because it masters
when others fail. It Is now sold
here by all leading druggists.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
Paper Maker Takes
Tyrone Girl For Bride

Tyrone, Pa, Nov. 2S:-At the
home of the bride in North Penn
sylvania avenue, Tyrone. the Rev. E.
G. Sawyer united in marriage Will
liam Daniel Norman and Miss Verna
Margaret Cassidy, using the ring
ceremony. Miss Esther Gault was
bridesmaid and James Woomer was
best man. There were about seventy
five guests present from Altoona,
Juniata, Sttae College, Oak Hall,
Gatesburg and Tyrone. After the
ceremony a wedding dinner was
served. Both young people have a
large circle of friends who wish
them happiness in their new estate,
The bridegroom is employed at the
West Virginia Pulp and Paper Com
pany plant.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
Duncannon Man Weds
Williamsburg Woman

Duncannon, Pa, Nov. 2s.-Clar-
ence Diven White, of this place. and
Miss Blanche n. Smith, of Williams
burg, were quietly married on We'd
nesday evening at the home of the
bride. The ring ceremony of the
Presbyterian Church was used, the
Rev. James E. Irvine. Phi. D.. offici-
ating. Only the members of the
immediate families attended the GER
emony. The bride wore a travelling
suit of stone blue, with hat to
match, and a corsage bouquet OF
orchids and roses. The young cou-
pie left on a wedding trip. during
which they will visit in Cleveland.
New York State and points in Can
ada. On their return they will re-
side at Williamsburg. where Mr..
White is employed as agent for the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company.
The bride had been employed by the
American steel and Wire Company,
and more recently by the Pennsy
Company at Williamsburg.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
NO FATHER TO LOOK AFTER HIM

An old man stepped up to the
cigar stand in a downtown hotel
and said: Let me have a cigar"
The clerk had heard of him and
also had an idea of what he was
worth, so he just put out a box of
25-cent cigars. The old man picked
up one. and as he bit off the end
he placed a dime on the showcase.
L beg your pardon, sir but that
is a 25-cent cigar" said the clerk.
The man became irritated. saying:
Il never paid over a dime for a
cigar in my life
Trying to smooth things over the
best he could, for the end was gone
off the cigar, the clerk said: "Sir,
that's the kind that your son
smokes"
That's alright for my son to
smoke them, for he has a rich father
to look after him, but I have not "
said the old man as he handed over
fifteen nts.-1ndianapolis News.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
Jugo- -Slavs Complain
of Adriatic Troubles

Paris, Nov. 2s.-The Jugo-Slav
delegation has sent a note to the
Supreme Council calling attention
to the serious troubles alk around
the Adriatic and saying that the sit
uation may so develop as to oblige
the Jugo-Slavia to take military
measures to prevent further en-
croachments. Receipt of the note
by the Supreme Council is an
nounced.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
FARMER TOLL COLLECTOR

A Kansas farmer tugged at a
stubby growth of chin whiskers as
he entered the Office of James p.
Aylward, an attorney, to-day. The
farmer desired advice. Here is what
he said happened to him early to-
day as he walked south on Main
street toward the Union Station:
He was stopped at Twenty-second
and Maon streets by a neatly dressed
youth, leaning against the viaduct
railing.
Toll, please" said the youth.
What do you mean," inquired the
farmer.
Come - come-twenty-f cents,
please" the youth answered. "H our
toll must be paid before I'll permit
you to cross this vialuct."
The farmer paid. Near the south
end of the viaduct he was halted by
another youth, who had the same
cry: Toll. please-25 cents"
The farmer paid again
Sir" the collector" said. I'm
thinking of quitting my job"
DO tell" the farmer replied. Il
shouldn't think you would quit. You
must make lots of money"
The collector thought a minute.
You look like a nice fellow" he
told the farmer. 'I'll sell you my
job for s14-Cash!"
The farmer paid and the "collec-
tor" disappeared.
The farmer demanded toll from
several pedestrians. He was showed
aside rudely. He was indignant when
he halted a broad d-shouldered travel
ing man. The travelling man said,
boob" and pushed his suitcase vio-
lently against the farmers head. A
The farmer, after attempting in vain
to collect toll" became convinced
he had been swindled.-Kansas City
Star.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
Wounded Soldiers Join
in Thanksgiving Jollity

Carlisle, Pa, Nov. 2S.-A field day
by wounded men at the United
States Government Hospital here,
manw of them unable to leave their
wheel chairs, was feature of
Thanksgiving Day observance in
Carlisle. A special dinner was served
at the institution with the events in
the afternoon. including such sports
as the wounded man could take on.
There was also a football game be-
tween hospital teams.
A union service was held by the
town churches. Social events and
the game between Dickinson and
Bucknell also attracted interest.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
NOVEMBER 2s, 1919.
OLE HANSON AT READING

Reading, Pa, Nov. 2s.-Ole Han
son. former mayor of Seattle. who
gained fame for his fight against the
w. w. agitators of the State of
Washington. will address q patriotic
meeting in Rajah theater next Sun
day afternoon at o'clock under the
auspices of the American Legion.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
CALLING A SPADE A SPADE

The American Legion Weekly,
with its slogan of "One Hundred Per
Cent Americanism," has an editorial
its latest issue requesting that we
n the United States teach our own
language to the immigrant. Its COM
nent is as follows, under the caption
The American Language:
When the United States starts
is Americanization school for fore
gners why not inform these aliens
hat they are about to be taught the
american anguage? Why not drop
stale tradition, throw polemics over
BOARD, refute the Straight-laced
itickler for grammatical precedent
md announce to the world that there
new language?
I'VE will not argue the hair
plitting details. We will merely
ase our claim on accepted words
oined in America, to differences in
,ccent and usage and to the fact
hat we can do as we please anyway
N choosing a designation for the lam
.uage we speak. Why, even in Mex
co they do not stand for calling
heir language the Spanish language.
rhey insist it is the Mexican lam
,uage. Even at the expense of hav-
ng a few score learned professors
lie of despair why not quit press
.genting John Bull and have our
wn language-the American Ian
.uage."
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
IRPLANE TO SPOT MOSQUITOES


The Department of Agriculture at
ottawa has discovered new use for
the airplane. The, chronological
lranch is investigating the mosquito
in the lower Fraser valley in British
Columbia. BY using the airplane
the country can be surveyed in or
der to map out the swamp areas
and other breeding places that are
readily located in photographs taken
from overhead, according to a state
ment by DIR. G. Gordon Hewitt, Do
minion. entomologist, that appears
in the Agricultural Gazette.
The airplane was used in making
a comprehensive survey of the COM
plicated water system of the Fraser
river and the adjacent bodies of
permanent and temporary water in
that district A flight reported by
Doctor Hewitt has demonstrated the
possibility of using this machine also
for making surveys of timber that
is being killed or has already been
destroyed by various insects. Its
use, it is believed will help very
greatly in the chronological work
with various insects being carried
on by the Federal Department of
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. (B. CO. Colo
MIST
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-28
MALE COMMENT

ct don't want to criticise women.
know they're all right"
"Well?"
But you'll never see man buy
a wire frame for a hat."-Kansas
City Journal.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-28
SELECT SPONSORS FOR
GIRLS WORK CLUBS

Mrs L. : Davis was elected
chairman of the committee for the
girls work department of the Y. W.
&. A. at a meeting held Monday aft
ernoon Under her direction are the
sponsors for the various groups and
clubs including: Mishawaka Girls
Reserve. Helen Lang. Helen Immel
and clara Brown; Keora club
(South Bend high school girls)
Miss Sturgeon and Marjorie Sweet;
junior high school Girls Reserve
Gertrude Wiser; Young Employed
Girls club (new organization). Mrs
Rodney l.. McQuary; Saturday Aft
ernoon Girls Reserve, Helen Covert:
and the remaining groups are
sponsored by Miss Esther Aiken.
secretary of the girls work depart
ment.
A meeting OF the girls work COM
mittee Will be held the last Monday
OF every month
Mrs George Wyman's Bible class
met at the association building Tues
day afternoon at 3:3O O'Clock The
meeting of the Business Womer =
Bible class to be held Tuesday ev e.
ming Will be preceded by supper.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-28
7. M. C. A. WILL HAVE
STRONG BASKET BALL s.

For the first time in a number Of
years the Y. NJ. c. A will have a
representative basketball team in
the field This winter The details
have not been worked out as Vet
but the team will be well organized
and practicing by the middle of
November. The members of the
team will include some of the best
basket tOssers in the middle west
with such men as Rhodes of Com
mercial league fame; BIrnam, high
school coach and star of the Spring
field Y. NJ c. a. FIVE for four years.
and number of others
Most of the men on the team will
also play once a week in the Com
mercial league and will be in per
feet condition for the hard battles
that will be on the schedule. Ply
steal Director Copper is working
upon the schedule and expects 10
have some great games to offer the
fans at the Y. NJ. &. A this winter.
The number Of games TO be played
has not been determined but it is
expected the team will be in action
most of the winter
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-28
The Horoscope
WEDNESDAY. OCT. 20.

According to the astrological fore
cast this should be a very active
progressive and prosperous day
The most powerful planets are
welding an influence for success
and achievement in many directions
Those in employment are under the
seXtile aspect Of the lumin aries
which augUrs promotion. prefer
ment fsvors or increase OF salary
Long established concerns and pro
jects will receive fresh impetus
through the removal Of old and ten
acious obstacles and the Lunar
trine 10 Mars should bring an en-
ergy and a quickening which should
speed on TO certain and important
issues. Under this brilliant con-
geries Of sidereal influences every
opportunity should be embraced
with enterprise and initiative
Those whose birthday it is have
every promise OF an active, i'm port
ant and prosperous wear child
born on this day will be energetic,
enterprising. popular and success
fun.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-28
Announcements

The Musicians club will meet
Tuesday evening AZ the home Of
Miss Dora Hershenow. 317 y. Scott
ST.
Members OF the independent club
viii meet with Mrs. Willis Bassett.
-10 Marietta ST. Wednesday after
noon. instead OF Tuesday. as an
nounced.
Mrs Isaac Farneman. 1915 s.
Michigan ST.. will be hostess at "a
jnimble Wednesday afternoon at
which members Of the old Time
Friends club will be guests
Ar aIl day meeting Of Mrs George
Wyman's sunday school class VIII be
held Wednesday in the parlors of the
F'irst NJ. F. church. Sewing for the
Orphans home will be done
The Fancy Needle Workers club
viii meet Wednesday evening Oct
.S at the home or Mrs Augusta
Hunt $40 8 William 81
The Woman's Home Missionary
society OF the First ~ r. church
viii meet Thursday afternoon i'm the
church parlors. The subject viii be
-Americanization and What IL Is
Mrs w =. Wegner will he the lead
o. and she will be assisted by Mrs
TO- j. Casteel. Mrs. Hart Mrs Fred
stretch. Mrs McFann. Mrs. Margaret
Stuu Airs. IT. c. Welton. Mrs. IT, p.
Mover and Airs Ammon snyder
The Woman's Literary club viii
meet "Wednesday afternoon with
Nf~s = = Moore eos y Affcbfr-sr,
So
4 meeting OF the Phi sigma
Sorority will be held "Wednesday
evening al $50 O'Clock at the home
OF Miss Dorothy BruEger.
The Pythian Tea Ladies will meet
"Wednesday afternoon at the home
of Mrs - y. TagEart. 1919 : Mich
igan 81 Mrs Harry l. Yerrick viii
be the assistant hostess
Members OF the Thursday club
viii be entertained BY Mrs. ". ID.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-28
WHY MADGE FOUND HERSELF
IN \ MONENTARILY EMBAR-
RAISING SITUATION.

Either the note OF command IN
the voice from the road. or the APP
pesranCe OF the owner OF the voice
started the trolley conductor into in
slant obedience He released my
wrist from the grasp with which he
had prevented my ringing OF the
bell cord, and putting up his own
hand gave the signal To stop.
Naturally. looked around in
amazed relief. for this opportune
delverer II hadn't far 10 look. The
handsome motor car had noted
passing Us a moment before had
evidently turned around and come
back. At any rate. 1t was drawn
up beside the trolley and from il
was alightine a tall, rangy youth in
an army officers uniform. An in
slant later. cap in hand he was
standing by the car platform with
his other hand held out 10 assist
me in alighting. Then ne drew a
pencil and pad of paper from his
pocket and made "A rapid not Of the
numbers on the car and the conduc-
tors cap
Get alorg now the officer com
manded.
The conductor. evidently not dar-
ing to utter word. but with ugly
resentment written all over his face.
obeyed.
BY this time Pete had reached
me, and was licking my hand.
took firm hold of his collar, for
knew enough OF his persistence
10 be sure that after assuring him
self that / was safe he would keep
on trailing the conductor who had
kicked him. In fact that's just what
he did attempt but my grip on his
collar and my voice quieted him.
VIII You allow me TO see if he's
injured 30 a pleasant, drawing Noice
said 1t was hard to recognize it
as the same voice that had just
cowed the conductor so efficiently.
Il happen 10 know something about
dogs and that brute gave him "A
kick in the side"
lob. if YOU will he so kind /
shall be most grateful" / returned,
for the FIRST time getting the oppor-
Uunity for a good look at the Young
officer
My 6rst Impressions of height and
ranginess were. confirmed But he
wasn't so young as / had thought
him at first Somewhere in the ear
~ thirties I said 10 myself but
looking extremely bOyish 10 the cas-
ual eye. 1t was only when I got "A
square look into his eyes, with the
hint OF steel behind their blueness.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-28
Personals

Henry s. Chillas. of DePauw uni
versity is spending the week with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. NJ Chill
las, 511 :. ST Joseph St
Miss Elsie Meyers. of Chicago
spent the weekend with her moth
er. Mrs. John Meyers, zoos Miami
street.
Mrs. f. A. Bryan, 1925 +. Jeffer-
son blvd. has returned from a two
weeks visit in Lisbon. O., her for
mer home
The teachers OF the Elkhart
junior high school are visiting the
teachers of the South Bend junior
high school They came Monday
and will remain until Tuesday night.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-28
Women in Business
By Winifred Black

soever, no matter how clever they
are for they Will take advantage of
il every time. especially If they can
wreak their own small. piteful
vanity on some unfortunate man
who has 10 come 10 them for orders,
or even get his orders from the boss
through them.
But the more ! study this man
and-woman business. the more ] be-
gin to think that il isn't a question
of sex at all. It's question of in
dividuality
\ big. broad. generous soul can
live in the body of a woman. just
as well as il can live in the body of
a man.
And the mean. stingy. grudging
enviOus spirit can belong 10 a man
exactly as well as 10 a woman
Women have dealt. up to now. al
most entirely with strictly personal
affairs. and it does take the aver
age woman a little while TO read
just her point OF view and TO real
lie that when she goes into business
she is Just one little cog in great
machine. and not at all a personality
not while she is in business.
IL is taking a little time 10 get
this idea into the heads of women
but they are getting it,
Actresses have always had il. So
have painters and singers and all
other professional women \ tenn
persmental actor is just as hard TO
deal with as temperamental act
ress Don't believe any one who
tells YOU he isn't-he doesn't know.
that's all.
Breadth OF mind. depth Of soul
warmth of heart. keeness OF per
ceution. tolerance. justice-there is
no sex in any OF these qualities.
They belong TO women and 70 men
exactly alike.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-28
Revelations of a Wife
Their Second Honeymoon
ADELE GARRISON

and the fine lines which only hard
work and experience can draw.
etched around them. that / realized
he had left boyhood behind save
for its spirit That. I realized in
stinctly. ne would never lose no mat
ter what might come TO him.
At Ny permission ne knelt down
IN the grass beside the road and
spoke TO the dog soothingly.
Come here. Pete old fellow. He
looked up At me with whimsical
smile. Il infer his name is Pete, he
said
! was angry at myself for the
blush winch / couldn't control when
the bull terrier had reached me l
had said Poor old Pete! Good old
Pete over and over again in my
pity for his injury That the young
officer had noticed my emotion, EN-
barrassed me / tried 10 disguise my
embarrassment 10y answering him IN
the same vein
Your inference is eminenuy cor
rect" / said lightly
If youH just assure him I'm all
right ne went on. I'm sure I can
manage him. Naturally. he's suspi-
cious Of all me, just now
Now. / hadn't the slightest idea
how to assure Pete that the jodng
onicer's intentions toward him were
strictly altruistic And Pete was dis
tinctly reluctant TO accept the
strangers ministrations. He hung
back against my skirt and his
curled back lips and glistening
teeth were much in evidence.
Then into my mind flashed the
manner i'm which William had put
me in Pete's care. | could try that
method. but ii involved stroking this
strange young officers coat sleeve. l
flushed again but mentally scored
myself for my prudishness. The man
had CALAMITY come TO my assistance,
he was waiting 10 aid the dog, and
was delaying him and myself by
silly embarrassing / drew the dog
toward him.
This Man l. All Right"
Pete isn't my dog" | said smil-
ing. but his owner put me in his
charge this morning. and made him
understand that ] was worthy of
confidence can only try mis-
method and hope that il will be sue
cessful."
stopped 10 the dog.
pete. old fellow" / said sooth-
ingly. come here. This man is all
right. He's going 10 help YOU"
put out my hand and strOked
the young officers sleeve. then mo-
toned him 10 take Pete's collar.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-28
WIFE GETS DIVORCE
IN SUPERIOR COURT

Myrtle Carpenter was granted a
divorce from Carl Carpenter in SUI
perior court Monday upon the
charges OF non-support.
Mrs. Carpenter stated 10 the
cour, that they were married Nav
IS. 1917. and lived together until
Oct. 20. 1919. She charged her hus-
band with calling her vile names
and failing TO provide the neCessi-
Ties OF life for her
She was allowed TO resume her
maiden name OF Myrtle Anderson.