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The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29
Luke McLuke Says

The man who has a lot of money knows how to take care of it. Bu' it is different with the man who has a little money.
 We ran into a lot of girls and a loi of cantaloupes last summer. Aud NO are here to say that they all loAed good on the surface
 Sometimes the child who fears the dark grows up into man who fears the Night.
 Any time you are in doubt as to just what your wife ahinks of you. get her mad and you will not bc long in doubt. ~
 About the only time man is will ing to acknowledge his fadlts is when his fiancee insists that he hasn't any. A father has his troubles. The Whipping that will cure one boy will make an ornery devil out of another boy.
 An old-fashiOned woman always turns up her nose when a trained nurse is called in to attend patient.
  . You can get it at Young's.--adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29
LEADING CITIZEN OF
 VALDEZ PASSES AWAY

F.. E. Wheat, Vice-President of s. Blum & Company, and for fifteen years connected with that company at Valdez, died last week at Valdez of stomach trouble. He had been ill for month. He was 47 years of age and a leading citizen of the Prince William Sound city. He is survived by his widow and three children.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

bappiest and most prosperous people 'ha, eva " habed the world at any time or any pa ,,o
 r, ia American Ship of State is sound 10 the oouo bor charts are well made and clearly uhuei- .5hlo and she is well explained. All that she noods is more cooperation and work ana less irio ion and mpatence among the crew wnlch 1no cap tio anu .,,ne with might and main to serve
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29
QUAKER QUIPS

Philadelphia Record)
 Love is blind. Still, lots of girls are good look CTS AttH3 -sf4
 The who thoroughly believes in hero worship is the hero. The foes of prohibition used to get stewed. Now they simply boil
 No man is absent-minded that there aren't things he would like to forget
 It's all right to strike while the iron is hot, but of prevention Is worth pound of arbitra- tion.
 If you going to sit a mans point of view, select a given to blunt speech rather than one addicted to pointed remarks.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29
FiREMeN's DANCE A SUCCESS

The firemen pulled off one of the jolliest little parties of the season at the fire hall on Thanksgiving eve. The dance was private and about 20 couples, consisting of the families and friends of the firemen, were present. A delicious lunch was served and also some very good punch was on tap all evening. The women present persuaded the fire men to give another party next month.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

If it. must be either government by strike or gov ernment by injunction. give us the injunction. -- (WashingtOn POst) s
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

The high cost of loafing may effect the bankers also is present affecting lot of people who through unrest are resting-( Cincinnati Enquirer.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

Senator Poindexter evidently leans to the vie' that you cant blame guy for trying. - tMaco Teegranh.l
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

Government experts are trying to determine whs t costs to live in Washington. Whatever it is tt privilege is not worth the prce-( (Omaha Bee)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29
BITS OF BY-PLAY By Luke McLuke
 * Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
WuMl

Wuffl Her singing can't make him rejoice A grouch is Mr. Buttit; He hears the tinbre of her voice, And then he hollers: Cut it!"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

Teacher-WhO were the first peo- pie to have Thanksgiving
 Small Boy-Adam and Eve.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

The teachers and pupils of the Ju- neau Public School wish to extend their heartfelt. sympathies to Mir. Whyte in the loss of his beloved wife.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

Should say nOt," replied the thin man. T am an auctioneer"
 Fooeyl He surely is a gabby mutt, And I will hold him up to scorn; He doesn't own an auto, but He's always footing his own horn.
 Worse. There is nothing worse than a luitter," observed the old fogy. "Oh, I don't know" replied the ,rouch. How about the man who is .fraid to begin?"
 Fact. This rhfme I'm writing for your sake. Repeat it when you can; Bad habits may be hard to break, But they can break man.
 The Wise Fool. "A word to the wise is sufficient" :" quoted the sage. Then why does a lawyer talk to ! jury for two days at a strench 9" asked the fool
 The hooker. He knocks and knocks and knocks and knocks, I don't thinf he Will ever quit; He knocks and knocks and knocks and knocks, And yet he never makes a hit.
 Gosh! Most couples marry when they are young But the Howe-Gray nutuals were celebrated in Jellico, Tenn, re- gently.
 Turf! We suppose an automobile gets to feeling badly at times. Anyway. we find this ad. in the Blucfield (W. Va.) Telegraph:
 WILL .SELIrA new roadster on account of i'll health.
 AoVtCes Today to every thoughtful man Some good advice I'll lend; Do not accept more favors than {, You're willing to extend.
 Luke McLuke. A slight addition here Til make !. The follow while you live. From other people never take What you'd not gladly give.
 -Detruit Free Press.
 Quick, Meni Who will write the music to Hod Clark's new song? The title of the song is: Don't Break the News to Mother, Or She Will Break My Face ''
 Our Daily Special. Not telling is often better than tell.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

Oysters served any style any time at the Alaska Grill. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29
Our Daily Special

Not telling is often better than tell ing the truth.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29
Quick, Meni

Who will write the music to Hod Clark's new song? The title of the song is: Don't Break the News to Mother, Or She Will Break My Face"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29
Oh

Don't you hate to have people talk back to you?" asked the fat man.
 Should say not" replied the thin man. T am an auctioneer."
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

ation could surely see the turkeys just strutting around in various rooms of the school, but it. didn't need anything to help the second grade pupils enjoy the program they were invited to attend by the third grade. Miss Fecht's students showed their dramatic abilities wer veyy in the recitations they gave and between them songs filled the air. Miss KeI- sos grade contributed a dialogue and some songs.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

Headquarters for Labyrinth Cool Juneau Transfer Co. Phone 48.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29
SCHOOL NOTES
(By School Reportcrs.)

After weeks hard preparation the Fourth grade presented their enter tainment on Wednesday afternoon There were several stories told by different students on the origin oi Thanksgiving and it's importance to the people of the United States. 4 sketch was presented by the students and they were in costume. The whole program was a splendid success and showed a great amount of hard work on the part of both Miss Case and the children.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

You can get it at young's.--adv,
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

Fooey! He surely is gabby mutt, And I will hold him up to scorn; He doesn't own an auto, but He's always footing his own horn.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

The Wise Fool. "A word to the wise is sufficient quoted the sage. Then why does a lawyer talk to ! jury for two days at a strench ?' asked the fool.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

The one man who thoroughly believes in hero worship is the hero
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

This rhine I'm writing for your sake Repeat it when you can; Bad habits may be, hard to break,
 But they can break man.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

The hooker. He knocks and knocks and knocks and knocks, I don't thinf he Will ever quit; He knocks and knocks and knocks and knocks, And yet he never makes hit.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-11-29

Worse. There is nothing worse than a luitter," observed the old fogy. "Oh, don't know, replied the ,rouch. How about the man who is ,fraid to begin?"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-11-06
TO PREVENT MISUNDER.
STANDINGS.
TO

When two neighbors enter into
a dispute there are usually two
sides to the question at issue, with
merit on both
If each is willing to talk it over
dispassionately it is not difficult
to effect an amicable adjustment.
But if one or both are stubborn,
they come to blows, one gets lick
ed, and the other is punished by
the courts or his conscience.
Talking it over is a good thing.
1t is a jewel to be fostered and
encouraged among our people. 1t
brings to light the good and the
weak points of both sides, incul-
Gates an element of self restraint
into turbulent dispositions, and
preserves that spirit Of amity
which supplies the sunshine of our
community life.
Talk it over by all means-and
if at first your talk does not sue
coed, talk again.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-11-06
HEAD OFF THE RUSH.

Anarchists, bolshevists, agitat-
ors and scalawags generally in
Europe are preparing for grand
rush to the United States as soon
as the war time restrictions on
immigration are lifted.
Pickings on the other side are
slim and anything but juicy, and
the outlook over here seems
bright and enticing to the hungry
horde of Reds.
America to them is a land flow
ing with milk and honey, and they
would gorge themselves to reple-
ton.
But the government should
keep up the bars and head off the
rush of undesirables, and those
who have already found Judgment
here should be sent back to the
shores from whence they came.
We have room in this country
for all who would come with the
sincere intention of becoming
good citizens and living in amity
and in accordance with our estab-
lished system of government.
But there is no room and no
welcome for the agitator and the
destroyer.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-11-06
Improve Temple Service.

Certain conditions arose max
ling it impossible for Mr.. Me
Cready to take over the Temple
Theatre at this time, consequently
it will continue under the same
management.
To impress upon you all our APP
probation for the success you
have made possible by your lib
eral patronage, we wish to in
form you that an effort has been
made to give you still better ser
vice.
We are adding one more pro-
gram a week to avoid keeping
you home by repetitions. On Sun
day of each week, beginning Nov.
8, we shall give you a Paramount
Aircraft, and a complete change
of program Monday, also an Art
craft. This we shall continue as
long as it meets with your APP
proval. The Temple.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-11-06
A Boosting. Subscriber.

One who reads The Herald ant
seems to appreciate it, sends u
the following communication
which contains some real meat
and which we pass on to our other
readers:
Dear Editor: | often wondered
how you can keep up the juicy
news and publish as good a paper
as you do with so little assistance
from the public. Here is some
thing you may use if you wish:
Under your "Hit not miss col
umn' you might say:
The pastor of the Community
church did not wish to miss any
one when he said in one Of his re-
cent sermons Our shadows fall
wherever we 90. We cannot han
die it, but its influence is felt 4. !.
1t is not the noise we make, but
the life we live that counts. Sill
ent ministers are healing minis
tiers. Our shadows are the reflcc-
tions of ourselves. The life with
out reflects the life within. 1t is
not how much we say, but how
we say it that counts. :"
Here's cure for the divorce
evil, if practiced: An old man
in Nezperce, long past the half
century mark, writes his aged
wife, many years grandma,
away from home, closing his let
ter with II feel fine, just as
young as / used to be. l have a
notion to write you love letter.
| can hear you say, go on kid. F"
All right | will go on to tell you
| love to see your smiling face,
Your rounded form to close EN-.
brace,
To look into your sky-blue eyes,
To hug you neck and kiss you
twice,
And hear you say" go on
kid" H
A Boosting Subscriber
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-11-06
TO The Officers apd Members Of
the Farmers Union.

1t is again my pleasure and
duty to call you into our regular
annual convention, Tuesday, Dec
-, 1919, at 1890 a. m. The con-
will convene in the Masonic Tenn
pie, our usual meeting place. The
basis of representation will be one
delegate from each local union for
each one hundred members in
good standing or fraction thereof
and one additional delegate for
each additional 100 members, or
Etaicr fraction thereof, in good
standing, together with the Off
GERS of the state union, and the
county presidents.
There are number Of import
ant things to come before our con-
vention at this meeting. Never
before in the history of the farm
ing industry have the farmers
needed so capable a business Or
ganization as they need it at this
time. You are invited to come to
this convention whether a dele
gate or not, and insist in making
this the best we have ever held
We invite you to come with the
idea and the purpose of helping
to line up the program upon which
we can unite, to make the Farm
ers Union stronger than it has
ever been in the past. There are
more reasons why you should take
a greater interest. Somebody is
going to attend to your business
the coming year to large extent
and you are going to pay the bill
Are you going to take interest
enough to help direct your own
business A "A. Gilmore, Pres.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-11-06
IT'S HERE FOR YOU.


Already the little ones of this
community are beginning to won
der what Santa Claus will bring
them this Christmas.
Daughters are making yelled
suggestions, and the sons are
openly bidding for parental fav-
or at this time,
Mother has her secret desires,
and father is checking up to see
if he can afford new suit or a
pair of shoes.
The family eye is turning to
Christmas and is bright with ex-
pectation. Yuletide joy is hover
ing in the offing and all arms are
extended to it.
But what will you give? That
is the old, old story-the one
which each person must determine
for himself
Our local merchants are ready
for the rush. They are preparing
to satisfy every legitimate de-
mand. Their selections are espec-
tally appropriate this year.
Our advertising columns will
keep you in touch with the situa-
ton each week. The choicest and
best of all gifts will be found
there.
You want it, the home town has
it, and the home paper will tell
you where to get it.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-11-06
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Ia "a
= CENTRAL RIDGE NEWS IA
"a %
ID "a - a IA ~ "a "a "a IA "a RR

Ira Coon went to Lewiston anc
Charleston last week and bought {
home in Charleston. He moved his
family down Monday.
T. A. Holmes went to Moscow
to attend court.
The many friends of Alfred
Miller are glad to know that he
stood the trip to California finely
Herbert Coon and wife came up
from Lewiston Sunday.
Miss Marie Hamilton went to
Winchester Monday on a nursing
case.
Mrs. Thostenson and children
moved to Spokane last week to
spend the winter, and Miss Ella
will attend school there.
Uncle Doc Holmes, who has
been working with his son T. A. s
well drill, went to his home at
Peck Saturday to spend the Win
ter.
T. A. Holmes, whose house was
recently destroyed by fire, has
fixed up temporary living quart
ers on his ranch and brought out
a supply of furnishings from Nez-
perez the first of the week.
Reporter.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-11-06
HERHhDS
ITEMS NOT INTENosD TO HtT on Miss
Anyone m PARTICULAR BUT JusT TO
REMIND You

That the air market remains
steady, with no advance in sight
That a new sealskin coat car
now be had for only 1000 Jus1
think of it, girls! .
That luck with most people IS
but an exhibition Of good judg-
ment theoretically employed.
That the man who exxagerates
can never understand why he is
doubted when he speaks the truth.
That the man who has the will
to do it can generally look back
and discover that he has done it.
That incessant sorrow comes
unbidden to the few. To the
many it is brought upon them
selves.
That if the wage increase cor
tinues, business men will soon pc
throwing up the sponge and look
ing for fat jobs.
That the war, they tell us, is
responsible for he.decrease in the
birth rate. But now that the war
is over we have hopes.
That one shouldn't refuse the
glad hand Of fellowship when 1t
is Offered. The next time it is
extended it may be fist.
That if, as we are told, the
wages of sin is death, (" it is a long
time overtaking some Of the hard
ened old reprobates of this world.
That old III. G. L. is in guam
Diary. He has climbed to the top
of the ladder and is now casting
around for the means Of adding
rung or two.
That the toughest slam yet at a
returned soldier was when Chi
cago woman, answering a divorce
suit, couldn t remember whether
or not he had kissed her.
That the British government is
looking for a wife for the Price
of Wales, and this time good
healthy blood and not hereditary
imbecility is desired. Any girl
IN this town want the job?
That in his golden dreams the
optimist achieves fortunes which
never materiaize, while the pessi-
mist converts into a shadow OF
gloom the brightest rays OF the
sun. The wise man walks be-
;ween.
That as one man handed a
friend modern tweed" the 9TH
n day he said, "Take it, and
lon t blame me. They could not
Use all the cabbage for sauer
lraut. =
That the family unloaded from
heir Ford and went in to spend
he evening watching the movies.
After a while the little daughter,
whose jaws had grown weary
rom over-work, said, Mama, is
here any place here | can park
ny chewing gum?"
That R. H. < ,ndall, the Cotton
wood guy who lights and puts
ut our lickerish lights, called our
ttenticn, the oJl's.c day, to the re-
,arkableness Of Ferdinand. say
lg," You have here, three schools,
hree churches and two Sun
avs" He forgot to mention,
lat we have few parties here
ho keep seven Sundays every
eek. Ferdinand Enterprise.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-11-06

The man wins who insists on his
clothes being made from all wool
fabrics, because all wool means
economy-they hold their shape,
hold their color, and wear longer.
John Carlson. haberdasher 'n'ev-
erything.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-11-06

Attorney General Palmer warns
us of impending industrial disas-
ter in the United States. Quite
Duperfluous, Mr.. Palmerl The
whole country understands the
situation and apparently doesn't
care a rap. Only collapsed
stomach will wake this nation up.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-11-06
The Fairies Dramatic Club.

Mrs. M. Pike, graduate in
dramatic art, is starting a ciass
in expression for the Juniors. This
class will be held at her hosae
every Saturday afternoon at two
o'clock. The work will consist of
Fairy plays, musical dialogs and
readings. 1w*
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1919-11-06

WANTED for general
housework. Must be good cook.
No washing. Wages, $50. Mrs.
J. NJ. Bonner, 400 3rd Ave-, Lew
jston, Ida. 26-2"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-21
FIXED PRICES FOR
HOGS SHOULD STAY,
SAYS FOOD OFFICER

waahinrton Ian e1-r.,L g
Snyder, head Of the food a%dnaini.trss
DESPITE a hog surni,,s he vo,ih nat
recommend ahandonmsn+ ~ : ~
Motley vh.n +he hn1 pre- anso
mittee meet. lamar % r. so,stsn.
the mice for Tabr,Isr ~
The nresent smrniis Mr. snva.-
nredicted. would tirn into . dar;ntes
deficit thi. vear. Re said ths ranane
iunn would swing within three mnn4h.
.hjnS ~ toEa T.. ren,,Is.-asHs' fAo
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-21
ADVERTISEMENT.
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/ Yen can AVE about e, and have
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572THEEERRET

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This Pinex and Syrup preparation gets
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almost immediate relief. It loosens the
phlegm, stops the nasty. throat tickle
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90 Gently and easily that it is really
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TO avoid disappointment, ask your
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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-01-21
STATE UTILITIES
BOARDS PROTEST
CONTROL OF WIRES

Washington, Jan. 21.-Protests
from a dozen state public service
commissions against the administra-
ton measures extending government
wire control were presented today to
the house postofice committee.
Better and cheaper service will re-.
suit from private management under
state commissions than under the
present control, declared Charles E.
Elmquist. representing the National
Association of Railway and Utilities
commissions, in offering the protests.
Opposition to the legislation was
expressed in kilograms from the COM
missions of Maine. Rhode Island, IL
linois, Indiana, New York, Mississippi,
New Jersey. Wisconsin. Minnesota,
Oregon. = Nevada. Tennessee and
Michigan. The North Dakota COM
mission favored merger Of wires I'M
der government control. but suggested
that states retain police powers over
the utilities.