South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-15
BY MONTAGUE GLASS.

The way feel about - is this.
Mawruss" Abe Potash said 70 hig
partner Morris Per1mutter: 1T don't
make no difference II them two boys
failed IN their intentions. y'under-
stand. they succeeded IN making
millions and millions o. people in
Paris. Winnipeg, New York and who
knows where not. 20 stop hating each
other for anyhow a few hours and
instead they smiled and shook hands
and allowed themselves a recess IN
their regular work OF winning
strikes. losing strikes. shooting.
starving and cheating each other
and their countries. while they all
Joined in being glad that Mrs. Hawk
or and the baby had got the pepper
back home with them and that
Grieve was safe with his family or
anyhow as safe as a young feller
can be who is liable 20 Quit his
home at any moment and do the
same wonderful. foolish thing all
over again"
It's too bad that all them strik-
ers and bolshev1ks which is acting
as senselessly as children. couldn't
also act as sensibly as children.
Abe" Norris Perlmutter observed.
and stop crying long enough 10 for
get what they were crying about.
understand. but they won't They
are bound and determined 20 eat
the goose which lays the golden
eggs. Abe. and the end is going to
be that they will find out il amt a
goose at all but that instead OF kill
ing a goose that's fit for food they
have only smashed an incubator
that's At for nothing but laying more
eggs, and that's the way II goes"
We'll, it's certainly wonderful
how popular them two young fell
lers become in the course OF a few
days, Mawruss" Abe declared.
Which makes you think, Mawruss,
IL such a thing happens 10 two IN
known young men like Hawker and
Grieve. there IS big possibilities in
this cross-the-ocean flight for fell
lers which was once highly thought
OF and which nowadays nobody
gives a nickel about Take for in
stance them two William ]. fellers.
Bryan and McAdoo. which only a
short time since people was reading
about in the papers. Mawruss. and
what them fellers should ought TO
do is hire a good, indispensable
airy-oplane, understand. and take
the first boat for Trespassing. or
whatever the place is. Then all they
4
and get afterwards rescued by a
tramp steamer, and right away they
become general favorites again. Or
the kaiser and the crown prince
might try IT, Mawruss. There must
be plenty OF airyoplanes laying
around Germany nowadays which
could be picked up for a song. and
when word come that II had fallen
into the Atlantic ocean with them
two birds abroad somewhere around
500 miles from so degrees. 40 min
utes. understand, IL might make
the Hohenzollerns so popular that
there would be a nter-revolution
or something"
But suppose they would overdo
the MAAAk anu AON kNh ANoNANAf
Morris suggested.
Well. that would make them
popular with me anyhow" Abe said.
and there is probably millions OF
people like me in that respects,
Mawruss. Still. Joking 10 one side,
Mawruss, there is some things which
YOU couldn't joke about like What
this young Teller Read did, which is
working for the United States navy,
Mawruss There is a young Teller
what took his life in his hands, Nav
russ. and yet from the maps which
the newspapers printed. you would
think IL was already a dead open
and shut proposition that II the
airyoplane was 10 break down any
where's between Trespassing and
Europe. Mawruss. there would be
waiting United States navy ships