The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1919-12-04
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| their toes when they were babies.
| And what wonderful thing is a
smile-Why. it's just like sunshine
after rain and it not only makes
other folk glad to see smile illumi-.
natin' that delectable phiz OF yours,
but it gladdens your heart as we'll. l
wouldn't trust man Tor woman
either) who don't wear smile, as
lar as | could throw bear up hill
by his tail. And you know bear
amt got any tail much-not none to
speak Of, A long, gloomy face don't
get you anything. Tell your
troubles and folks hate you. Can't
help ieeiin' blue? Course NOT.
Neither can l. But land so can
you) can keep the other fellow from
KNOWN it. We cant prevent birds
from flynn above our heads. No, not
none whatever. But we can keep
em from bulldin' nests in our hair,
and so my subject for today is
Smiles While they cost less, they
are worth more than anything
know of. BE sport, look the world
in the face. Dare it to do its
darndest. And let me say right here
that duNClSIty dHu Hdlu tHilSS WI
hang around the chap with smile.
lie aint good company for EN-. The
good book says by their work ye
shall know them" But | want to
,ell you that by your face know
you. SO you would better learn to
smile. Try it once Cor two times).
The first one may be bit painful
(for some OF you), but my word for
it, you'll feel better for smilin.
was some peeved last week when
| discovered my signature to Sun
beams was turned upside down. l
don't know who was responsible
(among so many irresponslbies) but
| got as busy as an one armed paper
hanger with the itch and proceeded
to raise the Devil on the toe of my
boot and turned everybody and ev-
erything in the office upside down,
except the CHIEF S private jug. also
looked for it, but learned he had
gone hrntin and taken it along and
so | was spared that unpleasant
duty.
Time Counts When You Need
Physlc. ADV. Beneath this adver-
| tlse,l4ent appeared the- picture of an
airplane and bottle mo dlrectlons)
optional OF course which you take
first | am Of the opinion either OF
EN- would prove effective.
u. S. Flyer Killed i'll Poland
Headline. Uhm, yes, possibly lost
control of his machine and struck a
Pole.
Bar silver took hike t'other day
and dollar Ia silver dollar) became
worth 9Lo5. And yet. Well 1t
won't buy a dollars worth of some
thin to eat yet.
/ went into a barber shop once to
get worked on and as the barber
was Dusy'l had 10 wait. After wait.
III an hour and TO minutes it came
my turn and the chief butcher yelled
".>ext:' l got up. and went away
from there. A few days later, inc:
the Butcher Il beg pardon, mean
the barDer) and he wanted to know
why | went away when he yelled
Next. We'll, says |, "durin my
wait / discovered what | was neNt
10 and ueclued to let EN- grow.
In lookin about TO see it | was
thankful Tor anything special found
THAI | was Tor ann VIZ: That while
l am too poor to own "fonygrapn
a good many other tolk are not. Al
so | III thankful that those VINO can
own one are thoughtful enough to
keep the uors and windows closed
Wine operatin EN-. T. 5. Also |
am tnanKtul that the "ieet bali sea-
son is over-yes.
Durin The summer months the am
bition OF women to outStrlp each
other III dress came pretty blamed
mgn reaching scandalous proper
ions. On several occasions / saw
quite few of EN- VINO had nearly
"outstripped" themselves.
| read this in paper t'otller day:
If women will quit buying silk
stnckln s-1or- TWO weeks the prices
will come down" but it seems to
me thar all Kinds of stockins will
just naturally have to keep 'on goin
up lat least until the skirts begin to
come DOWN.
Com to eat turkey at your house,
JIM asked friend. NO, indeedy,
says 1. While like turkey (also
the turkey trot) and have the money
to buy a very small one, ! still have
a sacred du,y to perform tor my
native land. "Meanin, says lie.
Only this. l replied, Il still have
quantity Oh government Deans Oil
nand. ihey are no longer young and
CROWN Older fast. can get a tur
key most any time, but these beans
have almost mot quite) outlived
their usefulness and need immediate
attention"
"A big Day for General Wood
Headline. And that's no lie. Wood
has become quite favorlte since
odd Ming Coal abdicated.
says 1 TO friend, Il have learned
a very expensive lesson by adoptin
mir. Wilson's. plan OF watcnful walt
ing" "tow now?' he asked. Sim
ply this way" replied, Il sat around
and patiently waited till load of
pole wood tnat could have bought
Tor $I.25 is now sellin for $500.
see that Mr.. Hoover IS thinkin
OF runnin' for the presidency. hope
this is not true. 1t would be great
mistake on his part Il mean for him
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