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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-17
INNE WIADOMOSCI
MIEJSKIE.

- ScoWarzySzenle nSltlZenS
Association" wczoraj wydalo "a
port, W kt6rem oswiadcza sic
przeciw projektowi wybrania de-
legat6w do konwencyi konstytu-
cyjnej welding planu bezpartyjne-
go, dop6ki Najwyzszy TRIBUNAL
Stanowy ME uzna planu tego "a
konstytucyjny.
- gi6wnej tutejszej organi-
zacyi ,mokrej" United Socie-
ties for Local Self-Government'
wydaleni zostali wczoraj przez
komitet wykonawczy w. Kramer.
byly prezes i A. C. Wehrein, BY
ly cz}onek komitetu wykonawcze
go. We wyborach jesiennych po-
pierali c. w. Petersa, republi--
kanina ma szeryfa, zamiast A. ].
Cermaka, demokraty, ktory bya
indorsowany przez organizacye.
Obaj wydaleni takze zalozyli VIA
sna organizacye pm. independent
Voters League i oskarzeni byli
o usilowane rozbicie United So
cieties." Poniewaz ME stawili sic
IA posiedzenie komitetu, azeby
odpowiedziec ma tie zarzuty, wy
kreslono ich Z organizacyi.
- DIS odbedzie sic konferen-
eva stanowych wfadz zdrowot-
rych z miejskiemi i z urzednikami
Chicagoskiego Stowarzyszenia
Medycznego w sprawie projektu
skrocenia kursu ola pielegniarek.
JeSli konferenci zgodza sic ma je-
den proje.t, odnoSny bill bedz;e
przedlozony W legislature stano-
wei. Obecnie wymaga sic try Ia
ia praktyki szpitalnej i nauki, "a
MIN kandydatki ma pielegniarki o.
trzymaja dyplomy.
- DR.. Leslie w. Beebe, wy
b;tny lekarz, m~ieszkajacy W Oak
Park, zosta} wyproszony Z budyn-
ku Scovill, w ktorym mia} pokoj
gustownie urzadzony, jak twier-
dzi, ola wypoczynku, dlatego, &c
mia{ w tym pokoju PrzyjmowaG
znajome panic. Sprawl ma w So
bic zarodki gioSnego skandalu,
bez wzgledu ma to, jak sic skoh'
czy.
- Przez kilka lat Peter Gen.
tleman uwazany by4 "a niebezpie-
cznego czlowieka. lego brat
Dutch" William Gentleman, 20,
stall zabity W b6jce we wyszynku
pred kilku laty. Kilka razy pier,
wszy byl aresztowany pod 1arzu-
tenn albo noszenia broni, albo zio-
dziejstwa. albo .sluggerstwa".
Rekord jego byl znany W caiym
Stanie. Niedawno temu by} WY.
puszczony z ,,bridewell". Ostat'
Mo byi aresztowany i procesowa'
ny pod zarzutem wl6czegostwa
Wczoraj lava przysieg}ych w sa-
die sedziego Fry'a uznala &c
niewinnym. Me pomog}y zezna,
MIA 25 de~tektyw6w. Przeciwdzia,
Ia}a i'm parma NJ. Malley, narze-'
czona Gentlemana, do tego stop
ria, &c lava puscila go wolnym .
Gentleman zapoznal sic Z parma
Malley W czasie po}owu ma pre-,
chodni6w pred kilku tygodniami
Wyjawit jej wszystko. Parma
Malley zainteresowa2a sic MIN
gdy jej przyrzekl solennie, re sic
.poprawi, jesli mu W TEN dopomo.
re, daia mu ~odpowiedz przychyl'
na. Zaprosili sedziego, przysie,
glych, adwokat6w i funkcyona-.
ryuszy sadowych ma swoj Stub,
-Wczoraj ma bandecie Klubu
Frzemys,owego w hotelu Black
stone p~rzemawial Robert J,
Thorne, asystent, kwatermistrza
generalnego we Waszyngtonie, c
trudnosciach W zakupywaniu "a
pas6w ola armii podczas wojny.
Thorne otrzyma} medal zwany
urzedowo Distinguished Service
Medal" cd sekretarza wojny Ba'
kera ma polecenie ~genera1a Mar
cha, szefa sztabu armii. c. K. Fo-
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-17

ia posiedzeniu w dniu 10 lutego.
Wedsug tel konstytucyi prezy-
dent bySby wybrany ma lat 10 I
prawem powtornej elekcyi.
POWSTANIE w CZARNO-
GORE PRZEc1W sERBoM
Paryz, II. stycznia. - Zajecie
'Czarnogory przez wojska serb
skie wywoiaio powstanie Czarno-
g6rcow, kt6rzy W liczbie 10000
zmusili SerboW do ewakuowania
wielu zajetych Mast. Powstahcy
wyslali delegacye do kr6la Miko-
l&ja W Paryzu, ably wojska anne
rykahskie zajeiy Czarnogore &C.
lem utrzyman;a porzadku.
R A DO
RUMUNII.
Berno, II. stycznia. - Rad u
krainski wys{af ultimatum do Ru-
munii, domagajac sic e~wakuacyi
Bukowiny, m6wi telegram z XII
iowa. Wojska ukraiiskie, dodaje
depesza posuwaja sic W kierunku
granicy bukowihskiej.
CZESI ZAJMUJA GRANGE
BAWARSKA.
Amsterdam, II. stycznia. -
Depesza z Czech donosi, re woj.
ska czeskie zajely granice bawar-
ska. Pikiety obydwu pahstw
wzd}uz caiej granicy czesko-ba-
warskiej znajduja sic W tax BIZ
skiej odlegfoSci Cd siebie, re
NIGGA sic s}yszec nawzajem.
500 OSoB CINE z OKRETEM
Paryz, II. stycznia. - Otrzy-
mano tutaj depesze, re francuski
sr6dziemnomorski parowiec Cha
prof, kt6ry plynal I Marsylii, IT,
derzyl ma mine i zatonai W cies-
ninie messenskiej. Podobno 500
os6b z poSrod pasazer0w i zaiogi
zgineio.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-17
OGLASZA
MANIFEST.

Milan, II. stycznia. - Novel
podniety zwolennikom zaborczej
polityki wloskiej dostarczyi ma
mietny manifest wojownika = poe
ty wloskiego Gabryela D.Annun-
zio, kt6ry domaga sic przylacze-
MIA calej Dalmacyi do W}och. D
Annunzio atakuie gwaitownie
Bissolaci i te ceSc narodu, kto-
IL godzi sic ia ustepstwa.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-17

II CO. s;E:;iGasa' 81 i s;is::s = s,: :::si,
S%s2a nSs.S T5rsd 'obeysh.' HHaapiat
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-17
0Statnie Dni RekrutaCyi.
y CENTRUM OHICAGOsKIEGO.

Zapisat sic do Armii Polskiej
mona W Centrum Rekrutacyjnem
przy Milwaukee ave. / Augusta ul.
R~ekrttacya z dniem logo Iutego
bedzie zamknieta. Zatem korzystaj-
Gle dis z moznosci zapisania sic /
przychodzcie tIumnie do biura. 1 tax
bez piracy chodzicie / chodziG dIugo,
bardzo diugo mozecie. Pieniadze,
kt6rescie zarobili podczas wojny,
gdy to amunicye wyrabialiscie, po-
plyna jak woda. Nadejda easy ciez.
kie ola was. Gdy tymczasem PREY
wojsku polskiem Mkt jeszcze biedy
ME zaznal, tembardziej, ze dis kaz-
dy zapisany ochotnik, Pc kr6tkim
wycwiczeniu W Kanadzie, 1 krotkiem
wy6wiczeniu we Francyi, pojedzie
do Polski, do miejsca rOdzinnego. A
tam z pewnoscia biedy mu ME be.
die, DO juz pc wojnie bedzie. las
skoro tylko Armia Polska z Francyi
wyrusZy do POlski, nastepne trans
porta ochotnik6w ME beda juz je-.
chat do Francyi, tylko do Polski. A
re Armia ia lada dzien wyruszy do
Polski, ma to many dowod6w pefno.
Tylko Eli ludzie. kt6rzy ME chcq by
Armia do Polski jechaia, rozpusz-
czaja wstretne wiesci 0 tel Armii,
jak to, re ME wyjedzie do Polski, al
DO, jesli wyjedzie, to walczy6 bedzie
z .zoInierzami Pilsudskiego. My VIE
my, ze to ~nieprawda, i boil bardzo
SERGE kaldego rozumnego czlowte-
ka, gdy take brednie czyta. Bo /
jakAez ME ma boles, gdy czyta sic
falszywe wiesci o ten, by Polak
przeciw Polakowi z bronia W reku
swiadomie miai wystepowae. A toe
dose naszej krwi bratniej polalo sic
JUL wtedy, gdysmy byli odziani W
mundury pruskie, austryackie 1 TO.
syjskie, vice chyba skohczonego
gfupca trzeba, by teraz take wiesct
wymysla6.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-17
NIGGA sic slyszec nawzajem.
500 OSoB GINIE z OKRETEM
0BYDWAJ EX-CEsARzE
CHoRZY.

Londyn, II. stycznia. - Byiy
cesarz a~ustryacki Karol jest cd
dw6ch tygodni chory, zapadiszy
po raz wtory ma Influence, m6wi
niemiecka depesza, otrzymana tu-
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-17

Obecnie nam potrzeba rekruta,
zolnierza, jak najwiecej ma to, by
utworzyG W Polsce front silny pre-
civ bolszewikom rosyjskim 1 ME-
miaszkom. 30 mOskal czy MIN rM-
die bedzie car, czy boiszewik Lenin
albo jaki inny Trocki, on zawsze
wrogiem Polak6w 1 Polsd bedZe 1
ma polska ziemie apetyt sobie potra-
fl ostrzyG. TAX samo Niemcy: czy
one beda pod kajzerem, czy pod F.
bertem, }czy chocby nawet pod pan.
na R6za, tax same Polska Ola mich
bedzie tym smacznym kaskiem, bee
kt6rego oni nigdy mic beda sic mo.
gil obejsc. Dlatego potrzeba i'm pc.
wybija6 zeby, Seby ME chcieli tel
Polski gryz6. A jakzea i'm zeby ina
czej wybic MONA, jak mic przy po-
mocy Armii Polskiej. Kto tego ME
rozumie 1 mysIi inaczej, ten kiep,
ten ME Polak. =
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-17

Jeden z ~ochotnik6w, jaey sic dzi-
siaj do Armii Polskiej zapisali, po
d~opeInieniu wszelkich formalnosci,
TAX m6wiI do urzednik6w stacy: -
do dzisiaj byiem t. wv. ,,Koniow--
cem', staiym czytelnIkiem Dzienn1-
ka IMdowego, ale kedy dzisiaj pre-
czytalem try inne dzienniki polskie
wychodzace W Chicago 1 w1adomo-
Sci w mich podane, he Wydzial Ma
rodowy wyasygnowal Million Dolarow
ma ratunek Polski 1 re okret z 3yw-
noscia W tych dniach plynie do
GdaIska, do polskego portu, 1 re to
re skIadek dawanych ma Fundusz
Narodowy, 2 tych skiadek, kt6re nasi
Ieaderzy stale krytykowali 1 do Cd
wanna ma ten Fundusz stale odma-.
wall, W twsrz tym pluli, kt6rzy pie
niadze daja, powtedzialem sobie:
Ps1a... -. dalej tumanit sic ME dam,
a najlepiej jeszcze zrobie, jesi sic do
Armii Polskiej zapisze - co tez zro-
bilem".
X
Jaka szkoda, Re ME wszyscy POI
znaja sic ma farbowanych hsach, ME
odwr6ca sic cd mich t'od Armii Pol
,Irial clio ufa zanIaza
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-17
Amerongen, II. stycznia.

AIlcTollSel, -.
Cierpiac juz ma gardlo i ucho Z
powodu w~ilgotnego klimatu no.
landzkiego, byly cesarz niemiecki
nabawil sic nadto silnego przezie-
bienia podczas swego u~lubionego
zajecia rzniecia i rabania drzewa'
L powodu wielu restrykcyi jest
byly monarcha bardzo rozstrojo-
ny, wskutek czego wielu z daw-
nych slug opuszcza go. Cesarzo--
wa Jest obecnie PREY dobrem zdro
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-03-07

on International labor legislation some
knotty problems have been eucoun-
tered by the commission ana there
have been numerous conflicting views
to harmonizp but these difficulties
have been overcome and the British
proposals as whole have been &c.
cepted.
There still remain some matters
more or less extrancouS to the consti.
tuition for settlement, such as The ques
ton of immigration, but these Will be
taken up later. Samuel Gomners
chairman of the commission presided
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-03-07
WORK ON BOUNDARY LINES
Peace Conference Commissions De
vote Much Time TO Discussion OF
Questions Of Frontiers.

Pnris.--The allied representatives
al meeting ut the Qu0i d'Orsay dis
cussed ALLEGATION of frontier questions
affecting enemy states to various com
missions for consideration, said an OF
telul announcement. The conditions
under which Belgian claims and kin
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-03-07

drrd problems shall be considered were
agreed upon
The Representatives Of the supreme
var council 0t Versailles, the an
nouncoHent adds. reported to the
council their conclusions as to the es-
tabIi>llment of All Intermediate zone in
Pennsylvania between the R0umanian
and Hungarian troops and the c0ncIu,
Sions We're adopted by the conference.
The claims Of Armenia were set
forth by NJ .shrouuan and Boghos
Mubar Pasha.
In the peace conference commission
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-03-07
cutIcura SOAP for the Complexion

Nothing better than Cutcura Soap
daily and Ointment now and then as
needed to make the complexion clear,
scalp clean and hands soft and white.
Add to this the fascinating, fragrant
Cutlcura Tacum and you have the
Cutieura Toilet Trio.-Adv.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-03-07

NnturalistS state that serpents car
i've six months or longer without food
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
Unfortunate
(Ketchikan Chronicle)

(Ketchikan Chroncle)
 Lies dead today Steve Ragan, murdered in cold blood, shot from the back by assassin, mad n say.
 During the past six eight months three offic- ias of Alaska have given up their lives killed for imaginary wrongs There the deputy marshal It Craig, the deputy marshal at Seward and now the assistant United States attorney at Ketchik.n.
 The spirit of unrest throughout the world may o degree be responsible for these unfortunate 5ciousness of the perpetual verbal bounding of au- horities by neer- -dowells, malcontents and agita- These bickerings reach the of weak vicious minded individuals and play upon them lntil they do just what done last evening.
 All the talk in the world will not bring back he life of Steve Ragan, will not give him to his wife and two babies and it will do good to di- ate what has happened. But it may be pardon ,be to insist while the grand jury is in session, hat if there any persons in Ketchikan who have vidence of crookedness unlawfulness on the part f any official in Alaska, from the Governor and Judges down, that he or she before the grand jury and give the information upon which prosecu- ion might be pressed.
 It is not that there any suspicion of grudge with foundation back of the shooting yesterday, but the assassin was weak-minded as claimed by some, he continual upbraiding of officials generally may played somewhat upon him.
 Officials represent the law, the government and he general wellbeing of the nation. If they satisfactory, dishonest inefficient do not keep blowing off steam continually to their short ,omings but go before the proper body official 0 change
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
Luke McLuke Says

You may have noticed that the doc tor never has to tell mother to take more exercise the way he has to tell laughter. 4 r. 4 aH 34
 And you did not hear so much about the H. c. of L. in the old dayo when a man made one wife last hin life time and didn't have to have fresh wife every two or threa years
 When man gets so dried-up aud crabby that he won't take second look at a red-lipped, bright-eyed, good. looking girl of 19, he joins the Anti. Everything League and puts in his time keeping other people from en- toying life.
 Putting $100 suit and a $1O hat on a 10cent man won't keep him from looking like a 10-cent man.
 A mother with a 12-month-old baby in her arms can lie awake at night and worry for fear her baby will be bald before he is 40 years old.
 When girl dresses to go out in the evening she takes off more clothes than she puts on.
 About all the compliments a wom- an gets she gets before she is mar ried and after she is dead.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
AMERICAN MELTING POT NOT A FAILURE

The contention that the great American melting pot has proved delusion and is not well founded. By far the greater percentage of the i'm migration to this country from Europe has been absorbed by the American people and it has enriched the nation immensely That dross has been discovered in the pot than dreamed of by many publi@fts;s ard that improved methods of assmila- tion eqpld have been and must be adopted is true It likeYise has been demonstrated that more care should be used in selecting the material that is ad mitted into the melting pot. But these things are not evidence that the old pot has not been faith fully producing very high class of American citi- zenship from immigrants for something than a century. We would not be the great Nation that we are If 1t had not been for the European immigra tion which started westward shortly after the Revo lutionary War
 And this recalls that those Americans who hay ing affiliated with. the l. w. w. Bolsheyiki com placently excuse their by saying that the Government should not have permitted the great fmmgratan to this country if it would maintain the democfacy st was founded by the fathers evidently think q poor excuse better than none There can
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
Female Stampede to Alaska
Seattle Post-Intelligencer

Seattle Post-Intelligencer)
 The Alaska "sourdOugh" the od-tmer of the North understands stampede. He tell you reating army of disappointed hopes But there is new form of stampede that has him guessing be- vildered and helpless It is not quest for gold by 'rimy outstanding men. It is instead the stampede If women northward.
 Girls from every state in the union recently have looded the Alaska Bureau of the Seattle Chamber of Commerce and Commercial Club with inquiries about Alaska. They write that they intend to go north 0 try their luck. They want to know all about the opportunities for employment and general conditions. fhey expect to arrive next spring in the volume of stampede.
 Are the tremendous resources of the empire to he north responsible for this awakened interest? )r can it be that recent article in leading maga- ine explaining the shortage of wives in Alaska had something to do with it?
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31

what an "onery-' pup is Luke. But cheer up, Luke, death is certain sometimes preferable.
 But She Has know a young lady named Rose, You can see she is wearing nice clothes,
 And to look Rose, You would never suppose She had holes in the toes of her hose.
 Ouch! "A little wisdom is a dangerous thing" remarked MT. Gabb. Well don't worry" replied Mrs. Gabb. "You are in no danger"
 Turf, But True When duty calls"
 Said wise old lazy; We tell it that
 The line is busy"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31

be no reason for an American to join hands with the dross that came from foreign shores Just oe cause there was dross in the immigrant material.
 There is plenty of good Americans in the country both among the descendants of the fathers Of the Republic and the Americanized immigrants and their offspring to satisfy the sociable cravings Of any reasonable man. matter how independent may ho bis no1itical thought or how cosmopolitan his tastes.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
BITS OF BY PLAY By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
Where Is It?

Where Is It? The dear girls no longer their se- crets are sharing, It's now much too chilly for See Mores, 1 fear; But I miss one garment the girls should Le wearing. r. used to be donned at tbis time of the year. The thing wasn't stylish, you couldn't see througi, it, It didn't add much to the figure or form; But it had one virtue, the old girls all knew 1t, The thing was intended to keep the legs warm.
 The old flannel petticoat, The warm flannel petticoat, That our grandma wore.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
HERAER.r M ..kai1 1SoN

Herbert NJ: Gibson. prominent fn' British shipping circles. has arrived in America on his way to New Or. leans as one of the British delegates to the World Cotton Conference, While in this country he will hold conferences with business oiganiza- tions in various cities regarding ln- creasing trade between the United States and England, and also with the principal railway and steamship officials.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
LABOR'S GRAVE DANGER

What pity it would be for organized labor Tn America to receive backset the result or asceho ant radcasm in its councils!
 And yet that very thing is threatened by the possible of its conservative leaders ana surrender to intolerant radicals that are clam bring for the possession of its organization
 Developments in connection with the steel strike tie threatened coal and railroad workers strlKes, and other strikes and incidents in various parts or the country indicate that there is very grave danger of that-danger not only labor but to the coun- try at large
 All that organized labor has gained in this coun- tpv has been through the conservatism and reason ablemindness of its leaders and the majority in its rank and file.
 It won public sympathy by its attitude in the past and it hold public sympathy by continuing the policy that has made it great and powerful
 But the public will not stand for ultra radical ism nor sovietsm and if extremists try to force such it will be at the of organized labor
 The danger involved cannot be estimated danger to labor and the public.
 It is not capital not organized industry, even the unsympathetic and stubborn taskmaser that constitutes the worst foe of organized labor in this country but it is the trouble the professional agitator and discontent-fomenter within the ranks of trades unionism itself.
 This point forcefuly brought by Mat thew Wall, member of the executive committee of the American Federation of Labor when. in tn. of recent address before the Dominion Trades and Labor Congress at Hamilton Canada, against the "one big union" agitation, he declared with phasis that ~ A N .ss What tetards trades union progress is
 not so much hostility and the scapitalistc class. but the professional agitator. who is i responsible for the disruptionsa He uses thes
 strike weapon not an economic weapon 2 but a revolutionary weapon. with the tIiti-
 mate idea of starting soviet govern x
 ment." sskt-s j If organized labor, the rank and file of which undoubtedly composed of loyal. industrious ans wemeaning citizens, would give heed to such coun- se. and to the advice leaders as ,.r ,ionp- ers ard arrive from its councils the professional agi in popular regard
 The influence of such members-men who more often than otherwise do not know from experience what honest toll means-is bad; and those exertinp It are not only deterrent to the progress trade. unionism, but an absolute menace to the welfare of the working mans cause
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31

An Alaskan I. w. w. agtator said the other day it is just right for laborng men to proteer IS for capitalists do it. That is not a patriotic just conclusion. It is just as wrong for a capi- alist to profteer for a working man to do so, put never yet have two wrongs made a right, or ,ne wrong justified another.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31

Official Washington all excited the other day when Secretary of the Treasury Glass signed check or $2648309,l71. That would have been mere agatelle for Lenine. His printing presses could have round out that much money in day or two and rotsky could have spent it for him any busy after loon.-( Seattle Times.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
MAsONS ATTENTION

A joint meeting of the Co-ordi nate Bodies of the Scottish Rite will be held in the Hall of the Odd Eel lows Friday, October 31, at 7:30 p. m. sharp. Business, the consid- eration of the Bylaws.
 adv. HARRY E. BROWN, Sec'y.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31

The declaration that the famous Cassiar district S due to play return engagement and that the 1n- dications are that will attract large audiences next year is interesting. There time when the Cassiar the chief placer gold attraction of the country. It caused the first Wrange boom. May there be another there, and may it be even more fruitfut than the first.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31

If the index of the town is its bank deposits .aldez must be on the top of the list considerire he size Of its population. The report of the First tank of Valdez shows deposits of $266 82551 in its eport published the first of this month and assets If $30O 153.64 That this is a remarkable showing me must acmit when the dullness of the past year considered. The bank is one of the most stable n the North, being a Government depository = Valdez Miner)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
Then 1t HappenedI

q wonder if you could?" unused the rummy as he sadly stared at the ginger ale he was drinking.
 You wonder if you could what?" demanded the barkeep as he grabbed an empty nearbeer bottle.
 "Why, I wonder if you could say that a door mat that has Welcome on it is dirty .liar?" replied the rummy, as he headed for the door,
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
Ho. Hum!

(Coldwater, Ohio, Chronicle.)
 Woe is Luke. We truly sympath. ize with him. With bait for fishing prohibited. Billy Sunday is billed for his bailiwick to tell the people
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
Oh, Joy!

Former Judge W. A. Geoghegan had occasion to go through the file of he Ohio Humane Society last week and he discovered that Nels Gray married Whey Worm, and they lived It Sweet Stink creek.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
Takinu To His Heels,

"The mule is brave; do not be blind To this fact" said old Howard; Though he takes to his heels, you'll
 find
 That he is not a coward"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
No Joke

No Joke The world says: Clothes don't make the man." Yet it will look askance At him because he needs hat And doesn't crease his pants.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31

Rumors persist that Lenine has been assassinated ut we haven't had any luck for so long we refuse get optimistic it.--(Lextington HeraldD
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31

Events are the greatest teachers of geography Witness Fiume Frau and Cincinnati.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31

Even if Hiram Johnson were an aspirant to A Presidential nomination he would be too confiden, politician to make it matter of conspicuous con :ern at this particular tme.--( Washington Starl