The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1919-02-21
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X 9TH GRADE REPORTER
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They KEEP one of us in after school
today to learn us something about
manners Some kids don't have no
manners at all for they come from
hoams where manners is a minis
quantity. Its surpriscn how flew man
ners you gets in some hoams This
here kid what they KEEP in come from
one of these latter sorts Of hoams. I'll
there dady should say plccse to emmy
of them, the nam would go look up
the date whercon his insurance
policie run out. Thay would spose he
was going to dy. If one of the kids
should say thankic to some of the
others, he wood be at onct insulated
drcadfuly. Well thay KEEP this kid in
after school today to learn him some
sents. Thay won't succeal coarse. It
faint in him to begin with and if it
ever was their it was froze out Of him
by the condoct of the older kids what
has got married in that their famila.
Familas is like anything else. Some
one sort and some another sort
Well this unlickie kid he was KEEP in
to sea if they could straitcn out some
of his posthuousncss.
When | sec something J cant under
stand ! asts about it. seen n man
hitch his horse low down on the post
where it could get its foot over the
rope and I asst him why ne done it that
way He asst me if the post Vas mine.
He said the horse and rope was hissen.
| looked quiet at him for a minute or
two and then walked away wiser and
better. | said hitch your quadrupid
jes to suit yourself hereafter. Its
nothing to me only just decent quisi-
tivcncss about fool acl
seen a lone sparrow trying to
build his nest today The POOR little
Teller. He worked hard on a string
what was fast to the ground. He
knowed his business though and he
was working at it too. At last the
string gave up and away went the
sparrow with it He knowed just
what he was going to do with. He
had measured the place he had cal
curmited the length and breth He
was string hungry fer it. I wonder
who put that notion in the birds head
Wonder why he didn't try to carrie a
rope or rale road ty? He knowed he
couldn't, coarse. | seen young man
getting hold of something like a rale
rode ty, when he oughter been get
ting wee string like that sparrow.
l went to Golden Gate part of town
today and seen (aTiteshan well. It's
strange about that arteshan process.
just Heaps coming. coming Nothing
back of it, nothing pulling it. Ie just
keeps on coming, until dooms day.
| wist I had a arteshan we'll what
pushed forth ice cream like that. That
would be real interesting institushun.
Just set down there by it and when
the, peece of cream got up so high it
was about to fall over in the dirt, one
could just throw his arms loving about
it and pull it over to himself and eat
it by the time the next pcece got high
eonugh for that They tell me that
Rockemvery has a lot of artcshan
wells what gives him all his oils, in
Guiding that Janus Rooshy oil at a
dollar ten per pint which is one of the
very best lubycants il this world for
certain sorts of needs. When a man
can bore hole half mile deep into
the bowels of the earth and get a
arteshan we'll what makes him rich. he
, is certain born in the correct family
tree.
guess some of our ranchers will
not agree that God knows his bust
r ness about as we'll as any of us. AT
Y my tender age I can see that He don't
need to make it snow unless he wants
| to. He still has the right to wait and
make it rain. He knows. There is. a
song what say Nv Heavenly Father
knows. and I think he does. Rain is
better than snow. OF course when its
n raining down here its showing up in
the mountains. Its Gods business &c
$ give us the water and its ours TO seat
ter it out rightchustlv among our
selves. never can think about water
in bitches that ron't at the same tim
think OF all these thecfs what stcel>
SO much water from their naybors. \
man what won't steel water is sure tc
be that one away down on the last END
where there amt no chanct
Dreadful Cough Cured