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Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02

FOR SALE-S2 acres wen improved
farm, four miles of Ottawa. $500
down, balance at so. 1t is a snap.
W. B. Pusey, Real Estate and ms,
Claus Bldg.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02

a-Daily except Sunday to Mar
settles
I b-Joliet limited.
! c-Morris local,
! d-Ladd local.
Princeton local
g--Princeton limited
/ h-La Sale SUNDAYS and holiday.
until Sept. Is 1915,
k-Local to al stations
m-La Sale local
ALWAYS BUY TICKETS And SAVE
MONEY.
TICKET FARE 2E CENTS 4 AuLs
Train Fare or Cash Fare Paid on
Trains is Three Cents pr Mile
Communication Book containing $500
worth OF transportation for s4E0
Good for purchaser only.
Interchangeable book good tor bear.
er OF bearer and party, containing
5000 worth OF transportation for
$3.50
Ticket Fares to Chicago IN. via 10
let H.. and Chicago & Jolle, Elec.
trio Railway.
Effective Nov. Is. 1913.
c9 sO round trip S1.4O one way.
JAsOU Return trip limited 10 tsp
days
Phone "Etnts ior full iDtornation
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02
She Knew Him.

He-"May | go to the show with
your"
She-"Sir,"
Jaw, can't you take Joker"
"AIl right, come along"
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02
DR.. r. A. KELLY
DENTIST

DENTIST
ll25 Columbus St Ottawa, Illinois.
All work guaranteed first class.
Office hours IN. to 1880 2. m.
Phone 225-Y
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02
Professional Cards
"A. ri. ARMSTRONG,
Ba~r rvs

Attorney at law. 2I0-211 AoioneS
Bldg, Ottawa Illinois. Telephonss
0Eae, 375-W Residence, a12Y
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02

CIVIL SERVICE POSITIONS-S11O1
up easily obtained after short pre-.
liminary study. No experience re.
quraI. Excellent expert home study
courses. List of positions free. Chi,
cago Civil Service College, kimball
bldg, Chicago
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02
WANTED

WANTED TO BORROWING custo.
mer will pay go and give good in
sude business property as security.
and personally he is as prompt as tie
best. Several people could fool on
this item. If YOU have idle funds
come in and talk It over.
T. b. FARRELL, College Bldg,
Tel. G48-W.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02
WESrBOUND,
SOUTHBOUND,

Southbound cars leave Ottawa sta
ton for Grand Ridge Mckinley PARK
and Streator In a. m, $50, $50. $50,
1850. IN p. m, 1850. $3.50. 500. IL so.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02
FOR SALE
EAShfS

FOR SALE-We have two small
tracts within the city limits Of
Ottawa, consisting of about l acre
On North side without improvements
equal to about lots suitable for
poultry and vegetable raising; can
he had for 10000 per lot The owner
q a nonresident and wants to sell
he other tract consists OF 10 to Il
acres with small house on West side
Both Of these would sell as lots for
double the price We are asking Bet
.er look into this j. O Harris 4
Sop Telephone 957-W
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02
FOR RENT

FOR RENT West half OF the double
house at 422 Congress ST, a fine
apartment OF eight roums, stricdy
modern; immediate possession;
$3.50; not for sale; live as Ions as
iou like
7. B. FARRELL, College Bldg.
Tel 64S-W.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02

uR QUICK h4suEss rRY THE
WANT" ADS IN. TIE RgH
TRADEa-jQURNAa
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02

Communication Book containing $500
worth OF transportation for $3.50.
Good for purchaser only.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02

TICKET FARE 2E CENTS a MILLS
Train Fare or Cash Fare Paid on
Trains Is Three Cents pcr Mile.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02

/ ALWAYS BUY TICKETS And SAVE
MONEY.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02

Interchangeable book good for bear.
er OF bearer and party, ccu,ainng
5000 worth OF transportation FOR
$3.50
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-02

Phone aEsnts ior full Information
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
Out Bufkauking Burbank.

The explorer had discovered At
lau,is, the lost continent, and was be
ing bauque,ed by the reception com
mlttce.
TRY these mushrooms" said the
man at his side They are splendid ~
1--WE always been afraid OF muSh-
rooms" replied the explorer. Too
many toadStools. you know
NO danger here" assured the man.
"Somc years ago one OF our Scicn-
fists discovered a method OF treating
toadSt1olS SO that our toadStoolS all
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
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Nhpft1eS|.
CSr MzfMdI1laSon NJ
THE UNFORTUNATES.


GOV come and feed our i1ee',"
" the db'cCt Germans whine:
40 countless rru,Nan places
men have np chance 10 dine. their
kuIurcd work, are hollow. they have
.up roast, ~ swallow. no pic or cake
u follow, and neither beer nor wine.
AmcrrM," they below. pray iced
M, German, first, we're know were
punk and yellow, bN iced Us tll We
burst. send uu y1lr cooks and wait
er, ard feed ouf yawnlug craters with
beef ard ,am, and tAicts, and krlut
and l,crWur,t" ON. chcc. II | we're
bo,Vng ,h,, graft Of dish.ng grub. no
pc, wouli ! he tossing to any Prus-
sian dub. til all the other critters
we're g.cn cakes and irI,;cfS, ice
cream and stomach hcers, and grape
Juice hy the tub IA say 10 ffu and
llenic. "Shoo,t yait The wlltings
good YOU get no mor'cl tiny ot rich,
uplifting food. till all the other ma
tons have had abundant tationS. 80
can Your lamentations. and saw rick
OF wood. You lose at every cla,ter
when you appeal TO me for you're a
| whole lot iat,er than hungry men
should be. your fats in folds and
cfea,es. AMI yet YOU bring yaliSeS TO
carry of tho piece, OF all the grub
YOU see. Ny first chore will be icei-
ing my friends, heroic souls they'll
get the bread they're needing and
soup IN flowing bowl, and YOU the
licked. the beaten. may come when
they have eaten the d1ughnu,S crisp
and wheaton, and gather up the
! holes
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
Old Sto1ies
rom Mc Hmcs hloc
from M, HmcS 4
Twenty Years Ago.

Twenty Years Ago.
" T. Harm returned 20 Perry ye,-
lerday
NJ / Turner oi lIe Western Ma
tinnal bank Oi Oklihonh City was
on the legislative floor Yesterday with
several measures which he desire,
enacted.
\ new Champagne a half pin,
bottle Nla dry i1r sc y VOLT x
ons lAl,I
Fifteen Years Ago.
= Il NUuirn oi Paul, Valley vas
an Oklahoma tiiy visitor yesterday
Mrs George " Spencer entertained
yesterday afternoon with a four
course luncheon
Mrs Drun., Flynn g, now in WASH
Ingi0n, u {. where she IS the house,
guest oi her daughter. Mrs Richard
son, who resides ~ S'onelclgh court.
Ten Years Ago.
Mr and Mrs Charles B Nme,
entertained the Iorinightly club on
Tuesday evening Mrs Ada Lewis
| Tucker being the only guest
The contract tor the federal build.
.dg a. Oklahoma City viii he let not
| later than luly !
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
Get A Ticket on the Cootie.

Gwendolyn wants to know which is
the harder bitter, the hcdbug or the
cootic WI, Gwen, It's like this:
\ hedhug and II cootie
Once started IN to fight;
The cootie killed the hedbuE
with one gosh-nwiul bite
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

Ogden Armour would be expected give the packers the
worst of il but any unpuced person will readily admit that the packing
house industry nes,mae value to the county, even 1t dd
nile 10 fortunes for the packers 1t also foolish that the gov
,rnmen, could manage the industry ably the Sw Amou and
Heaven knows hghueat
prices and lowering them cpe' industry that might prove
false economy And i, nothing experience warrant the
belief that government control means lower prices
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
LnakeMLh4ke
His Column
Add Horrors OF War.
CODNNC~ /Qs

BEFORE YOU grin.
Pronounce n. men.
TrZemysl's In
Tie news again.
lFor old man Emscl
calls ~. pCtscmsel
Aud old man Nhizzlc
calls n: "pcrmizzlc."
And old man Easel
tulls II Prymclslc n
And old man kmmcl
Calls o.: PrcLcmmel. %
Nud old man Deisel
calls n. "rrcmyslc.' -
And. as for Us.
We have no voice.
", VIII not fuss,
Just take your choice.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
THE ONLY WAY.

"'Drink To me only with thine eyes
quoted the sentimental Soul.
That's the only way possible these
days" replied the sophisticated youth
who was calllng on her.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

Doubtless there will continue TO
be some sizzling arguments and
heated repartee in the house of
representatives, regardless of the
no smoking rules now in force out
there.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
Yes, But How Were They a, i2:3o7

tNorWOod thristlan)
Abe Corey will tell OF his trip TO
France and Of conditions as he found
them al 80.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

Sim fcn Ireland viii lind has about many friends as Germany
As hest ,hey could attempted help Germany the Large
eon,rae, Of eonqucfng world the pupil b@ the Job worse THAI
the master quicker.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
Alta Boy!

7 r German, Of Cloycrdalc, Ohio,
isn't a bit that way. lie is an Ameri-
can.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

Russia Still an ln-,ralkcd Nut headline IN the New York
Tribune The ,la,, IN journalism may and point cut the ucnoa'
word in caption
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

view with 8 O. Holy, Knights of Co
lumbuS secretary, who IS registered Al;
the Raleigh hotel after spending a
wear AT the front
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
@orl4Ms1T ~!
* byvvh v

S. o s STUFF
lu days ~ old. when knights were bold,
And bought their duds ~ blacksmith
Hhuph.
Tho mon ven, "hcrlcI,' and ue.cr np-
p'llrd
Ior Md 10 wide and weary cops
uu' times have changed and n.,c ar.
IiuE'i
10 l,l tho peclrrs 1.t ns guards.
Ana 8hirli uuf wealth HH W,II Hs health
l'y Watching houses. stores tuI yards
Tho common r.t now does hs Mo
According iu I'd peaceful IHI.
hur totes "a colt with witch tU iY't
Inr cn'rrpflslug hoid-up man
And rn n p,ryos nui also yrIrycs,
when bandits nightly work tHr.f Wills
IN taking dough men needed Hu
Zoo Iy h'hicd Christmas n.l's
Tnr lm VINO tolls u sadly spolis
iI yu.,t after dinner stroll.
When h"artl'ss lcgrH puIl both Uls
And take hs rm,p.coc ami bis ro.l
win prices h0sh ns azure stv
And due 40 stay Hloft 49, long,
\ l.a,r ,Iu 90 ON uid chant
The lW. ShIluuing song
Ana fo vo plead 0n lengthy f.ro,l
That ...prfa make few arrests,
or ,,sr rHl They slap the wiist
Of bl these predatory pest"
or falling that. provide 'gt"
W.n Wa.u 20 guard our trashy
49,, r.. ...... ,,tIf. i,f1.up vuys
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

A girl will take a mans word for
it when he tcllS her that she IS beau
tiiul But she won, take his word
for it when he tells her that her nose
isn't shiny.
At q man is too old TO learn. Bu,
at II he isn't bit too old TO un.
learn
And when an ultra -decolcte eve
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
oh

Those McxicauS have been very
quiet ior the las, few months" said
the OM Fogy, a, he looked up from
bi, new spaper. "Dll We destroy their
artillery"
40" replied the Crouch II think
wc destroyed their distllery.'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
He Wanted 10 Know.

He Wanted TO Know.
Il love the ground you walk on"
he said And a llrlc later inquired:
Does your father own ,hi, prop
cry,"-kausas City Journal
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
Next

We got on, q chair in a barber
shop in Pittsburgh and the black boy
began to brush Us oil
Just thought OF one for YOU Lul.,." Il"
said the barber That porters name
is Rufus WhiSker"
And speaking OF barber, and whi,k-
ers and whi,k broom and sch, Beard
the barber has his t1n,orial parlor a,
High and Second streets, Hamilton.
Ohio
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
Ouch!

(Ad I'm Nashville Tenncssean and
American
Wan,ed-A hard boiled CANDY
maker G. o, care TeunesSsan and
American.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

A casual observer informs US
that bafkccpcr IS apt to wear
more diamonds than his custom
etg
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

The Right Man for the Job.
The W4ghtupipn Post runs An inter
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
Names Ia Names.
A Nnt liye, at Mell,ton. ON.
Luke McLuke SAYS.

Fool, Give Advice. Wise Men Sell
II.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
THREE RoUSING CHEERS.

Tho gIadi.t' words In MI the town.
The price Of butter has gon" down,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25
grow coffin shaped, while our mu'h-
rooms are round Do
liOOTayl

n makes us Erln
To hear the 'usscs
Caused In Hctlln
Hy Sqarlucusscs.
I'd like 20 rae"
Nnd see the fur.
n Is n case.
OF Hun eat Hun
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

King Manuel Of Portugal eUdcny realizes tina, this looks
q poor for the king business.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

Army officials asking appropriations expecting higher food prices
,ex year hoped they don't know what they talking
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

Owners King Texas negotiating government
purchase Of several apae the sac which the arg-
in the United Setes y however be time before the plane
supplants the Hensy for general farm purposes
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

The hunt for "moonhne in Arkansas has already developed
uay list which be expected the prohibition the
country Illicit dislng is likely to be hazardous rather than sainiul
occupation
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-01-25

GOV come and feed our faces"
~ the dh'cCt Germans whine:
40 countless rru,,ian places
New-York tribune., 1919-03-16
NHT7y<~ N<uo 1E7uox.c 70 TIE o0W7C
Harvard Nine Rounding Into
Shape; Many Changes Likely

CAMBRIDGE, Mass, March 15.-Al-
most week of outdoor practice has
given the candidates for the Harvard
varsity nino an opportunity to show
Coach Duffy what they can do under
something like normal baseball condi-
tions. A few more day workout, and
the veteran coach will cut his squad
down to respectable dimensions and
the real fight for places on the nine
will start.
At present Winslow FELTON, and Eli
Stillman are tho foremost Of the pitch
ers. FELTON, Is long, rangy chap, with
fast ball and a nice drop. The lack
Of control which bothered him as a
freshman has not cropped up 80 far.
He seems to locate the plate in good
style, but Of course. hasn't had to
work like he would in facing opposing
teams. Stillman has the better curves
and puzzling drop ball also. Hor-
ween. the football player, Bucky But
terfeld and Stan johnson are other
slabmer receiving attention from Duffy.
Austin Blair, who handled the fresh
men pitchers last year, is showing up
well. He is cool-headed youngster,
and Duffy is we'll pleased with his
work behind the mask. Blair hit for
more than 400 last spring. Gammack
Of the 1918 informals, is not far be-
hind Blair as q backstop and hitter.
Bond, the football halfback, has been
switched from the catching squad, and
probably will cover leftfeld. He is a
good hitter and looks like the man
for fourth place in the batting list.
King First Sackcr
Jimmie King, a lefthanded pegger,
is reasonably certain to play first, and
years initial sacker to right field,
primarily on account OF his hitting.
King is clever fielder, and captained
last seasons freshman team.
Willard Mcleod, is the leading as
pirant for second base, but has hard
and willing opponent in rockingham,
who also is clever batsmen. Nc
Leod gave up the 1918 captaincy to
join the aviation service.
Bob Emmons has the edge ut short
stop, but with the return of Norman
Kerr next month, and the reinstate-
ment of Tom Enwright, the compet-
ton will be as lively as any on the
team. Tom Meehan, the 1921 third
baseman, Is a certainty at that posi-
tion. His hitting alone should give
him the job.
To keep Bond and Jones company
in tho outfeld, Eddie Casey, Bobby
Gross, and Lee Evans are the possi-
bilities. Evans Is sure fielder, and
hits at a good gait, and Is likely to
kA La Ia sssA sxtAx 4. a
as pitcher, aimee Duffy needs south
paw. He Is green but might be de-
veloped into a fair slabman.
Tho season opens April on Soldiers
Field with Bates furnishing the op-
position. Tho game with the Boston
Braves has been cancelled so that tho
major lcaguers could play out Of town
The University Of Havana Is new
conner to the Harvard schedule and
will visit Cnmbrigdc on April 10. They
are making trip through tho states.
New-York tribune., 1919-03-16
Oarsmen Will Hold
Regatta at Worcester

At meeting of the National Asso-
citation of amateur oarsmen, held at
the New oYrk A. c. last night, it was
decided to hold the annual regatta this
year at Worcester, Mass. A close fight
resulted as to whether the regatta
should be hel dat Philadelphia or the
former city. The officials delegated to
determine the question voted 8 to d
in favor Of the massachusetts CITY,
August was decided up on as the date
for holding the preliminary trials,
while the finals will be rowed the fol-
lowing day. There followed a discus
sion concerning the eligibiliyt of CON
testants, but no definite rules were de-
cided upon.
1t was voted to hold the next annual
convention of the association at
Worcester on August i.
New-York tribune., 1919-03-16
|FOrdhamBOOks
Havana L. Nine
For Game Here
Months Outdoor Training
Fits Maroon Team for
Long Diamond Campaign

Frank v. Mcmahon, the Fordham
baseball manager, announced last night
that he had booked a game with the
University of Havana. The contes.
will be staged at Fordham Field on
Thursday, May 20.
Several other teams also have been
added to the Maroon schedule. The
Bronx collegians will play Lehigh at
Fordham Field on April 10. Villa Nova
at Fordham Field on May 10, and
Catholic University at Fordham Field
on June z. Negotiations are also un-
der way for game with Colgate.
The schedule, which WAS published
early last month, originally consisted
of only twenty contests. However, at
recent meeting of the athletic coun-
Gil, 1t was decided that the Maroon nine
would play the usual number of games
this year, and about eight more dates
have since been included in the list.
The revised programme will be an
nounced by Manager Mcmahon within
the next few days.
Start Season April 2
The Fordham aggregation will open
what is probably the most difficult
campaign it has ever undertaken, by
meeting the Cathedral College nine at
Fordham Field on April 2.
After q month of continuous outdoor
practice, the prospects for fast nine
are brighter than in many years past,
and with such stars as Frisch, Finn
and LeFevre, in addition to several very
promising youngsters, Fordham should
rank among the leading college teams
of the East this season.
New-York tribune., 1919-03-16
Yale Lists Entries
In Swimming Meet
For C.. C.. N. Y. Tank

Yale yesterday announced her en-
tries in the coming intercollegiate
swimming championship to be held on
March 22 at the natatorium of the
College of the City of New York.
Binney and Archibald, both of whom
have made several stellar performances
this season, will starr for Yale in the
fifty. The dive for form will be we'll
taken care Of by the veteran Benjamin
and McAleenan and Bradley. In the
furlong the Eli team will be repre-
sented by Pryibell and Hopkins. Kinks
will perform in the century, while Bad
ger and Loeb will show their skill in
the plunge. The New Haven yearlings
have entered a team in the 80O-foot
relay.
Manager Goodfricnd, of the City Col
lege swimming team, who is supervis-
ing the big event, also announces that
Rutgers will enter only two men.
Luknes and Lefurgy will represent the
New Brunswick lads in the fifty and
the plunge for distance respectively.
New-York tribune., 1919-03-16
Max Bohland Is Confident
OF Making New Running Mark
By A. c. Cavagnaro

An athlete who feels confident Of
smashing the existing fast time records
for the Van Cortandt Park course
is Max Bohland, the Paulist Athletic
Club runner, who was the sensation
Of long distance running last year.
Bohland makes the broad statement
that he will retain his senior national
championship during the annual rum
ming Of the race this fall and Incl
dentally create new record in 80 do
ing. Bohland is also eligible for the
senior metropolitan title event, and
from the present outlook, appears to
have no one standing in the way of
accomplishing his aim.
Few athletes have established such
record as has Bohland during the
last year and half. In forty-five
starts, Bohland captured no less than
Of these we're earned only after a hard
fight from the scratch mark Besides
capturing both the junior and senior
national 'cross-country championships
Bohland won the junior three lille
metropolitan run, was second to
Charles Pores in the fivc-milc senior
race, finished third in the indoor
two~mile national event and won the
special two-miie race at the first set
Of games Of the New York Athletic
Club this. spring in conpmemorating
the hftieth anniversary OF the organ.
ization.
Bohland Ia brcklayer by trade
and consequently has TO do all his
training Mt night over the Corona,
Long Island, roads, whenever the op.
portunity presents Itself. All this
training is done immediately after
work. Bohland then rushcs home to
supper and then TO a school where he is
learning the fundamentals Of physical
culture cducation. Bohland also
studied this profession In Europe and
IN anxious TO earn degree.
Bohland was tho leading point col
lector for his club in 1918, aud his
total was equal To that OF the seven
J other club members that followed him
in order for thIb honor sssa