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New-York tribune., 1919-05-27
WITH THE ARMY OF OCCUPATION
w IN GERMANY, May Ito frater-

w nth THE ARMY OF OCCUPATION
w IN GERMANY, May Ito frater-
nize or not to fraternze has be-
come a question in one American division
on the Rhine. The following example is
very much public property around the
division in questions: A young lieutenant
had ideas on army rules against fraternza-
ton. He went to his colonel to report that
a foolish young fraulen was making life
miserable for him in the house he was
bileted in. She seemed to have a fascina-
tion for his Sam Browne belt and lieuten-
ants bars, if not himself, and she showered
him with embarrassing attentions, such as
surreptitousy shining his shoes, washing
and pressing his clothes and bringing up
his breakfast to be eaten in bed AS the
lieutenant explained his efforts to escape
the "vamp" to the colonel the battalion
commander, the lieutenant's major Joined
the pair Both colonel and major advised
the troubled youth to change his billet at
once. The following morning the colonel
strolled around to the billetng officers
sanctum.
81 want to change my billet" he said
zone Of my licutenants left his billet yes
terday, and I'd like to have that one"
Sorry, sir" the bieting official apollo
gized, "but the major engaged that billet
early this morning."
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27
What You Make 1t

'From =. " Noccs Mo1thiln
After ALL" man writes. "life -
merely the act of going to ones grave
Not much in that; it is hardly worth
printing. Life is long and. full of in
}'ercSt' opportunity and pleasure, Life is
abused unjustiy and untruthfully.
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27
+ ood and Politics

'Ftom The Omaha See,
Inc optlmists Of the Department Of
Agriculture are smiling over the prospcc.
for another billion bushcl wheat crop. but
every grain of it will be needed to feed
world that is too busy with politics to
dig in the ground for food.
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27
The Coming 7ower
THE JAZZY BARD

Labor is thing l do not like;
Workin' makes me want to 90 on strike;
Sttin' in Office sunny afternoon,
Thinkin' o nothin' but ragtime tune.
Cause I got the blues, l said l got the
blues,
I got the photographic blues
Been a-sittin' mere since ha' pas ten,
Bitin' hole in my fountain pen;
Brains all stiff in the creakin' joints,
Can't make up no wheezes on the Fourteen
Points;
Can't think O. nothin' bout the end o.
booze,
Cause I got the para, said the para
graphic. mean the column conductin'
blues.
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

Saturdays rain may have slowed up the
5. A. drive, but every rain cloud as some
body with gift for epigram has said, has
a silver lining. At noon one motorst
bought paster for his windshield, but
the rain soaked it off, and at six he had to
buy another.
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

Each Of the composing room employees
Of The Mdno"tcc Leader (SocialsD has
gone on an ''indivdual' strike. Obvi
ously, Socialism pays only when it
doesn't directly concern the individual
himself.
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

Inc Yale Athletic Association has voted
TO call the new track Ovcrton Field, in
honor of the late Johnny Overton. and the
Playing field nt Yale Bowl, Wilson Field
AND the public attitude toward the Presi-
dent Is indicated by The Tribunc's hcod-
line
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27
Sub Solar Novelty

Inc face of the waiter. quite distinct as Won
give your order Subsequently quite undistn
Ruishabe when you want napkin or salt ana
dinner over and the check desired SO as not to
mss the first act Of the show you have com. 500
miles TO sec absolutely non-existcnt
l. r SrEwAnr
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27
HyIan Politics

From The cierelard Plain Deo!er)
The Mayor of New York has vetoed
bill to raise the salaries of school teachers.
What sort of politics is it that his honor
considers superior to education and citizen
ship7
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

fsu can purchase merchandise advertised In THE
TRIBUNE with absolute safety-tor II dissatisfaction
su'ts In THF TRIBUNE guarantees to pay your
money back request. No red tape. No uubbling.
We make good promptly II the advertiser does not.
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27
MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

The Associated Press exclusively entitled tho
Tor republication of all dispatches credited to
not otherwise credited In this paper also tho local
= aesS OF spontaneous origin published herein.
AL rights OF republication all matter
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

Experience H f. A.'s-in bookstoro
Have you Epictetus in pocket size q"
hardware department, second floor"
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

Naming hotels for writers is not so new
as the comment on the 0. Henry Hotel at
is the Blackstone, in Chicago, named for
a man whose books are w. k. to all bar ap-
plicants; in New York there are the Bryant
and the St. Paul.
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

Suggestion n. L.'s-for S. A. song.
Everybody's doughnut, doughnut, doughnut
Evcrybody's doughnut now.
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

ana when 1t comes to naming the
literary men Of the country" says the
Hartford Courant, John G. Whittier
should come ahead OF Walt Whtman.v
Only in reverse alphabetical list
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

Wood and Shepard? Indeed. we recall
that act, the first and funniest musical act
we ever saw. 1t was at Battery D, on the
Lake Front in Chicago. And at the same
s"o" was gracle young woman who sang.
to the orchestra:
| can't resist you sir
"hen your instrument you play,
With your tootic-tootic- ic-tootie on vonr
flute -hute-futie,
You charm my little heart away.
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27
TUESDAY, MAY 81, 1919

Owned and published daily by New York Tribune Inc.
a New York Corporation. Ogden Reid President: G.
vernon Rogers PRESIDENT Helen Rogers Reid Secrc
tary A Suter. Treasurer Address Tribune Building.
l5A Nassau Street. New York Teephoae Beekman 5000
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

Name Athletic Field Aftcr Fallen
Heroes." rp
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27
GUARANTEE

Entered at tho Postonce New York Second Class
Mail Matter
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

1t Is hard to convince some of our out
post troops stationed in and atop some of
the hills of the Rhine ranges that sweet
springtime actually holds forth down in
the Rhine valley. While the sun shines
most every day now on the Rhine itself,
snow squalls and strong winds poster the
outpost doughboys. 1t is one of the little
Inconsistencies of German weather. the
natives say. In the meantime our hilltop
outposts have not begun to think of sum-
mer underwear. But the big army COM
mlsarry at Coblenz is having hard time
keeping abreast the demand for Scrivens
and "shorts"
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

New Workers VIII begin to think soon
that there amt any New York soldiers left
IN Europe. Wonder if they know we're
still over here? If they do they're about
the only ones that do, and it's dollars to
pfennlgs they amt sitting up nights wor-
ryln' about us gettin' home" Thus walled
youthful New Yorker to-day of the 51st
Pioneer Regiment. He continued:
"We've read in the newspapers about the
Zth Division paradlng in the cid town.
then the 369th (o!d 10Th. coloredj and the
ioo'h lold 69th)' and now the nth Division
is back gettin' welcome, and here we still
sit IN Germany, bclongin' to nobody.
KNOWN nothin' and hearin' nothin'. Whv
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27
Nariety's Golden DAYS

about the time you mention | fell in
love with a dainty little miss who was
rightly, one of her songs was 81 Don't
Want to Play in Your Yard" and nv daily
seat was IN the front row, the end by
the man who pumped the dog house"
From there my youthful, enraptured soul
could be as near her conventionalities
allowed, and at the same time | could see
her admiring mother watching her. from
the wings and waiting, with her next
change ready That is one of the reasons
why | did not go back to nv classes al
the Art Institute in the afternoon, and so
became secondrate art editor instead OF
a first-class artist. The ladys name .
oh, we'll, if you must know-Irene Franklin
W. E. P.
Your reference to the Olympic Theatre
in Chicago recalls the fact that there was
theatre of the same name right here in
New York City. 1t situated at 10th
Street and Third Avenue, over the car
barns and 1t was there that Weber and
brothers. Sam Bernard, and Dave Warficld
iirst stepped from the wings into my young
lie. Most important and appealing were
the weeks in which the Rentz- Santley or
some one or others Morning GIories held
the boards, for to merit smile from the
fourth from the left the front line,
which was earned by vociferous applause
for the March of the Amazons," summed
up all the JOY that life could offer
brought home, for the edfcation of the
then old folks, all the best jokes, de-
livered at the supper table. Things went
we'll until the evening l placed the outlet
OF funnel within my sisters corsage.
tilted her head back and placed a coin upon
her forehead, which at the word "three"
she must attempt to drop into the funnel
by raising her head This was all in exact
imitation of an act | had enjoyed that af-
tcrnoon. At "two" deposited the aqueous
contents of a glass into the receiving end
of the aforesaid funnel, and my jokes were
never appreciated after that. Down
stars IN the same building, in back of the
saloon, was pool room," which one could
visit between acts to see if Lamplighter or
Locohatchee or Kingston had won the
fourth race at Sheepshead Bay and in
creased ones dollar to three-ffty. O'm
OF its existence at that time!) What
thrill to hear that deep bass vorce. from
behind the partition that hid the book
makers. snap out "They're off" with a
crack that almost made you see the horses
leaving the wire. "At the quarter. Lamp
lighter by a neck, Kingston second, Loco
hnfchee thrd-a meck-a-acay." After the
half and hree-quarters came Unto the
stretch' (rising infection always) "L-a-mp-
llgnter byanose, Kingston second, by an
"a pause with only the clicking of the telc
graph receiver, and the Come on, YOU
Kingston" of some overwrought youth to
break the smoke laden silence. At last, in
an lmposslbly raised pitch, expressing the
surprise that is to dsmay the entire au-
dience: "Lo-wlander wins, Locohatchee
second, length in front of SNOWFALL.
third" A clamor of voices, cigarettes
stamped out, and upstairs again to see
Weber play another kind of poo1 with his
partner JULIAN WALTER
Sir: Don't you remember the long coach
horns that Blnns and Binns used to plav.
and don't you remember the wonderfully
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

Fraternizing, however, should be very
unpopular in the area occupied by the I'd
DIVISION, if reports from that quarter are
true. According to these reports, German
"vigilantes" have established a secret So
cicty designed to chastise giddy young
girls who insist on flirting with American
soldiers. Sulcs and bylaws of this society
are reported to read, in part, as follows:
"All Of these young women in future
are to be barred from public festivities.
Furthermore, the lists are to be published
that their future husbands may know that
they frted."
1t is reported that many fuzzy-faced
"herren" are members of the "vigilantes"
and are standing guard in some villages
to see that the frauleins lean toward Ger
man masculinty only "The Amaroc," the
army of occupations daily newspaper,
quotes two doughboys of the I'd Division
on the subject: "lt's just simply mixing a
mountain out of a molchll," said one
"Ihcse hcinics, men and women, mean
nothing in our young lives. We're going
home soon.' The second remarked: "Now
it's case of the M. P.s watching us and
the Germans watching the party of the
second part It's hard game to beat"
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

uppermost in most every ones mind here
in Germany just now is the process of
getting back home. The soldiers think it
from morning until night. and cheer every
picture showing home scenes when these
appear in the movies. New Workers got
thrill at the Festc Halle show the other
night when a brand new drop curtain
width of the stage, put Times Square Be
fore their eyes Some doughboy stagehand
got the idea from a magazine cover, A
German scenic painter was employed, and
he daubed up Times Square in hurry
The magazine cover was made at the time
of Colonel Roosevelt's death and all flags
were at half mast. The painter painted
them in at half mast before any one
noticed, and later was forced to cut some
fancy capcrs with his brush to put them
up high again. But when he finished he
had Times Square, the George NJ Cohan
sign and all. The curtain is drawing howls
Of delight from New Workers every per
formancc.
New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

SUBSCRIPTION RATES-By Mail Including Postage
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New-York tribune., 1919-05-27

Sir: Don't you remember the long coach
horns that Binns and Binns used to plav.
and don't you remember the wonderfullv
discolored vest of one particular Binns and
the Juggling of glass of stage wine that
added to the wonderful discoloration of
that vest at each performance
", Speaking Of musical acts, how about
Wood and Shepard? r. NJ
Arizona republican., 1919-07-22
HOW TIMES DO CHANGE

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Arizona republican., 1919-07-22

cheaper cement. Some of these benefits would come directly others though brought indirectly would be none the less valuable.
 That the slo is means of conservation Of feed and that the supporting capacity of farms is something which all agreed. It is also recognized that the so for this climate is the best not only durable silo Farmers have naturally hesitated to build silos at the imposed by the price of
 The in this valley who need sios are generally members of the Water Users Association So that II that association at present the only organized body capable of doing so should take the cement plant at Portland Siding it would be directly conferring benefit upon it's own members. There is one thing it do by which it may effectualy serve it's own membership and have doubt it will do it.
 Not only will it then be furnishing it's own members cheaper cement but it will be saving it's mem bers many hundreds Of for the s4,000,000 road bond issue hundreds of thousands of dol lars which would otherwise go freight charges and excess profits to outside cement manufacturers.
 So, as a water users proposition, not taking into the other people and the other interests of the community in which, however, all water users are concerned, this is which matter of good business should be acted upon promptly and favor ably.
Arizona republican., 1919-07-22
Love Wins the First Round of the
Fight to Waken a Heart

Fight to Waken Heart
 So Rose, the office girl, sat opposite Bob Lorimer at luncheon that day, and Katherine Miller, who had just arrived sat next to him. It wasn't becoming of me 10 talk, and 1 didn't. It wasn't Katherine's habit to notice girls like me, and she didn't. The arrangement was satisfactory to all of us.
 Bob was in a taciturn mood-one of his too familiar and oft-resented phases in the long ago, but never to be fussed over again-that l promised my self-when We should win our way back to Paradise
 Miss Miller recognized me as the girl of the ruby aZalea. She didn't take my new position in the Lorimer household seriously. I could see that the only thing she ever took seriously was her beauty and it's power over men. From the conversation at table, l discovered that she was to accompany mother in the auto that afternoon, and 1 Bob was to go with them to green l house in the suburbs for new rose which the Lorimer greenhouses lacked Mother followed me down to the of l flee after luncheon to explain and to kiss me and comfort me. It worried her because I had to be left behind. It
 
 confess it.
 Now the office window next my desk | opened upon the porte cochere and in | the early afternoon I saw the beautiful | Katherine most becominglY halted, waiting in the car for Mrs. Lorimer and her son.
 And l must admit that I felt awfully depressed. And I thanked my lucky stars that 1 had a nice job without any work attached to it; I didn't have a thing to do in that office except cry if I wanted to. l felt I was liable to be rather busy that way.
 But presently | wiped my eyes to see if I could believe them. The car had whirled away occupied only by two women and the chauffeur! C'Beauty loses the first round" was my inward comment)
 I'll bet Bob baked again!" whis pered daddy jubilantly. "But sh-sh-'
 In came my husband, with a differ ent invitation-for me. He was trying out a new roadster-he might travel pretty fast once we were out of town but I didn't look as if I were afraid etc, etc.
 Beauty loses the second round" was my comment to myself)
 GO along" grunted daddy, thus set ting a difficulty for us all.
 And thus my very own husband be- gan to woo me for the second time,
 The old thrill stirred my nerves as Bob helped me into his car. The olC flush which had annoyed me so in my girlhood cTept into my cheeks when ever ROh looked my WaVi
Arizona republican., 1919-07-22
HOW SHALL WE KILL LITTLE BABIES

Is it worse to kill baby with an ax than with a tenement house?
 Oh-its more cold -blooded, and the onlookers may be mortified but the body suffers less through death in this way than it does through lingering ill., ness in close, unventilated room
 At this of the year the tenement dweers endure the tortures of the damned They drag their weary poison charged bodies to the roof the street to get life giving breath.
 The closeness and oppression of their bed rooms the presence of vermn in spite of the efforts of hard working women keep their homes clean, makes life torment, and the morning finds them hollow eyed, dry -tongued and with heads numb because of sleepessness.
 Much of this suffering is probably unavoidable but it is due to the selfishness and greed of land lords and then could wish that the latter might be compelled to spend eternity in sifling, staGnant room--such killing sweet little innocent babies by the thousands.
Arizona republican., 1919-07-22
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We were alone together-and in sense close together-and yet separated by all eternity--unless 1 could make his pulses thrill to match my own.
 Surely no bride, no wife was ever so harassed by that will-o'-tne-W -Wlsp which men call love.
 Bob sent his car up all the dangerous grades in the country to test his gears More than once l wished that, if Bob wasn't to get we'll we might skid and slip down some steep slide-bank to- gether. and have done with life.
 On the homeward trip, Bob turned into the street where he and 1 had lived and kept out own little house, for a few short months. It seemed t6 me a thousand years since At the corner of the curb was a post box.
 Stop please" 1 said. 'rd like to drop this letter for the next collection
 Bob drew up at the curb where his old bus had stood a hundred times. We had rented the place furnished after Bob had gone to war and I had gone to live with his people. It's chairs and tables even the aluminium kettles in the kitchen were dear to my heart.
 Surely. Bob had not forgotten our first little home?
 (To Be Continued)
Arizona republican., 1919-07-22
A NEW cosMIc PROBLEM

Physicists and astronomers say millions of years required to prepare the earth for life Geology tells of another million before appears.
 Osborne in his "Old Stone Age" tells of man. like creature who walked upright upon the earth some half million years ago. In these ages man passed from clipped to polished stone, built rude dwellings domesticated plants and animals started art with paintings walls and founded few basic human institutions.
 A few hundred centuries later the misty dawn of written records disclose laws, literature art and phil osophy developed to where they stand unabashed comparison with today
 While Washington lived the great change came. Stored up heat hitched to tools.
 From the time when the first amorphous organism in paleozooc until last century the cosmic problem to wrest enough from the inorganic world supply organic wants. Man has now won this battle. Lmitless power permits limitess com plexity and size in tools
 Lester F. Ward pictured mans history reduced to a single circuit the clock. All but a few minutes were filled with the unrecorded happenings of pre- historic time. The machine age, with achievements many times greater than all previous time, occupied but few seconds space this cosmic clock
 Within this age learned produce in minutes than the man, the man who signed the Declaration of Independence, could have produced in days.
 Mans conquest of nature completes cosmc and creates new cosmic problem. The question of the relation of man to his environment has ended in mans complete victory. There present diff culties due to five years orgy of destructiveness through which the world has passed But the knowl- edge is here the tools here the energy available to produce beyond all possible physical needs of the human race
 The new cosmic question: is the relation of to man. the distribution of the fruits of mans conquest nature This question has been postuated less than a half dozen of the seconds Prof Wards cosmic clock. But it has already challenged the foundations of civilization.
 The world is awake to the urgency of the question: More is written each day on economies and sociology than all other subjects.
 We must solve this riddle which the Sphinx of ages gone puts to admit our inability to fill our place in the cosmic scheme
Arizona republican., 1919-07-22
CLIMATE AND DIVORCE

 In dvoces TOT the
  o North the nations impossible there owing to ne fac divorce laws
  considered
  the marital and the off and let at of chastity official
  United than the  There difference the divorce laws in our states but all except Sou Carolina accepted.