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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-10-02

Inter Der Aegierung Der Rbalifen
Sarlr al &aihio. gelegneten at1oen-
lens. Iebte IN bers5taot 8ag0ab elm
beriibmten 9urbier, genannt Mli
GafoI. gr NOR 10 beriibmt pegen iei-
ner fiferen Sanb un0 ieiner 8eidif-
ltdfeit, oaB er nit berbnnoenen an-
gen einen &ppf ideren, un6 einen
Bart uno Rnebelbart pusen fonnte,
obrte ie einer Erppfet 8lut 5u ber-
gieBen. gs mar fein Mobemanu IN
8agbao, Ser iid nidt bon ibm bette
fberer IafIen. u1b fem 8eaperb gins
10 gut, baB er en0lid itol5 nn6 I'M.
beridsimt murbe, un0 faum einen
Ropf anriibren mohte, Ser ni6t hoe,
nigitens einen 8eg o0er aga geborte.
8rennbpI5 mar iumer ielten uno
teier in 8agoab, uno % er IN leiner
@ube bel braudyte, 10 brodten Die
8olsbdnoIer tire 9abunsen por5ugs-
peiie babin. mo- fie fait getptB out
i6neGen Mbiab redJnen fonnten. gt-
neg Cages fam Elm arner Sol5bdno=
Ter, Ser nod re1 IN ieinem Generic
NOR, unb MIis @eiinnungen ntdt
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-10-02
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81 magit redt bnberr,1 ertpiberte
Der Rbalif aber mem fieI es audi ie
Elm, 0arauf 81 belteben, baB Elm Baf-
iatteI IN elmer 9ol5lnoung begriffen
|aDdre2 Nein nein, ieBt 1T Die Geibe
am 9oI5bafer. 5ogleib an ben gfel,
ooer ou apeiBt, mas geidiebt!"
Ser 8arbier fab iid gen0tigt, cine
groBe Menge 5eifenidnum 5u ma
den, bag 9ier bon &opf Big 5u Sit
ben e%in5uieifen, uno es IN @egenipnrt
6es &baIifen .un6 beg gan3en 9ofes
5u iberen. tp1brenb ole umfeben-
ben NIT 5pott un6 @eI6dter i'm bers
b0bnten.
Ser arme SoIabnfer muroe bnrnuf
NIT einem anitdnbiger @eIogeidenfe
~entIaffen un6 gon5 8agba6 mar bon
bon Der @eididte nn6 prizes oie @e-
redtigfeit 6es 8eberriders Der @Idu-
bigen.
Norbert Croft.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-10-02

boberen Ridter, Ser aber aud Mi
|Satals Conner NOR, unb bie &lage
ni6t adtete. Ser arme Munm ging
nun gu benz Mufti felbft, uno als Die,
ier, mGbren6 er Elm babies Dusen0
|Gaiien &affee idliirfe, ,uno eben 10
biele 9feifen ral1dte, Die 5rage er-
mogen batte, erfl1rte er enoli6, Die
|Sade tpdre fir i'm at idaper 5l ert-
{heioen, % Der &prm ridts 6ariiber
~peroronet bette. unb Der Bauer miiB-
te Ieinen 9erlult tragen. Ger 9ol5-
bnder berlor ben Mut .nidt. ST lieB
iih bon einem 5dreiber cine 8ih.
idrift an Ben &balifen MAIDEN, unb
iibergab fie am Jreitag; ols berielbe
i'm feitIihen Nuf5uge in Die Moidee
ging. gs lit befunnt, mie piinftlid
Ser &balif ole 8ittIdriften lieit uno
es mdbrte nidt LANCE, 10 Dnroe Der
8ouer Dor i'm beidie0en.
MIs er Dor Dem @baIifen eridien,
ffniete er nieoer nnb fuBte Die gr6e,
ltredte Damn feline Mrme gerabe Dor
ii9 n11s, be6edte feline Sdnoe nit Dem
Mermel ietnes Mantels, iteate feline
GiiBe bidt beiiammen un6 ertpartete
10 Die @ntibei6rng.
5re11no, fprab Ser &baIif, Ser Bar
bier bot bas 8ort fir itb; bu boit
6ie 8iqigfeit a1f beiner Seite. Das
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-10-02
ct, uuno oil muBt i'm ideren.1

Cir HutlU III u I'LL IuJEIttl.
JSbn iderer!" REF Der Barbier
bodit erita11nt. rgg lit genug. oaB id
midi bernbgetpiiroigt babe, bid ar151t-
riibren uno bu miGit mid nod be-
Tidimpfen ourd] ons gerIangen, Dob
id basieIbe an oeinem gieI tun ioa2
Sort NIT Dir, ODER ih fdide eud BET
De 5u Sobnnum."
Mit 6ieien @orten trieb er ben
Bauer unb ben giel aus Der 8ube.
Der 9ol5bdnoler ging nuf Der
|Stele gum Rbalifen, tpurbe borge-
Iaiien 11nb er5dblte feline @eididte.
Gut" iprah Der geberrider Der
[@I1ubigen: .MIi @ofnI ion logIeid
berfommen uno lem 5dermeiier nit
|bringen," REF er eir1em feiner 8eam=
ten at, un6 IN 5ebn Wimtten ftan6
Der 8nrbier Dor ibm.
n@ar11m tpeigerit ou oidL oiefes
Meannes 8egleiter 5u ideren?" iprad}
Der &balif at Dem Barbier. .9abt
ibr's ntdt 70 bernbreoet2"
MIi fnBte oie Groe nn6 fogte: ,@s
lit 1uabr, 0 &baIif, 10 baben pir's
berabre6et, aber tper bat lie 5rbor eli
nengiel at feinem 8egleiter gen1n9t?
ODER 1Dem ffiel es lie ein, i'm mie eli
men mabren @ldubigen 5n bebnn-
6eIn?"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-10-02

8or et,ua fanfaebn Sabren mnrbe
:tnter benz fran36fiiden Bereinsgeiebe
cine @enoifenidnft bon 8eneoiftiner-
fd4ueftern berbannt unb fudte IN eng
Lamb 9eim 11n1 Greibeit, sic bnen IN
Der 8retagne bertueigert n1trben. Sic
IieBen iid nuf Ser Smell BigM III
Colt Cones nieoer ur16 fekterr bort ibr
@enoHenfdnftsIeben un0 lire 2id-
bestdtigfeit fort. Hun ididen fie fib
an. nnb Granfreih 51riif5ufebren.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-10-02

Die Sdbtueftern Der 9eimindtng in
5t.2ouis baben Elm nmtlides5pe5inl<
fabelgramm aus Hom erbolten oes
SnbalteS, bob Die SeiIigfpredung Der
ieligen Margaretbn Warin am 10.
Mai 1920 IN Der Betersfir6e at Rom
un6 sic Der Sungfrau bon Orleans
einige Gage ipdter ftattfinoen miro.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-10-02

Gin Mnsidnf beg idueiseriideu
0ntionalpats bot am Ronnerstng nit
Il gegen 10 5timmen befdIoffen 6ie
lgrtDdg1tng 6es gintritts Der fdtpei-
5erifben Giogenoifenidaft in bic Ra-
tionen.2iga borIdufig at beribieben.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1919-10-02
Sci Ser aeiteru. Mitt,pod. beaon

Sci Der gefteru, Mittuod, begou.
ne1len aonferen5 Der 8iid0fe in
Bafbington fonen Die fntbolfden
2aien 8~dtigfeiten in praftiider Mei-
fe 6efiniert uno geregeIt uer6en. Die
B~eriammlung miro brei Gage on11ern
uno unter Der aeitung Der 8iihdfe
We1l6oon, @InB, 5drembs un6 Slut
ien iteben, Der 8ifdofsfonrmiiiipn fit
fatbolifde 8~dtigfeiten. Die formation
elmer fatbolifden @eItsJoberntion
iideim IN Musiidf at fteben.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-10-26
WAR:CAMP
All Saints Night,

On Friday evening, October 81,
the Girls Community House, l7l6
Dodge street will be the scene of
weird and ghostly revelry. All the
members Of the Girls Community
Service league and cooperating
units are expected to experience a
wonderful metamorphosis and come
forth in the immaterial forms of
ghost, goblin, witch and fairy, in
which intangible, but thrilling exis-
tence they will entertain for the
service men of both forts and their
exservice friends.
Among the feaures Of the evening
will be a halloween stunt b. the
drmatic class of the Girls Com
munity Service league which draws
its membership from all units of
the league, assisted by a group of
soldiers and civilians.
A wandering band of gypsies for
merry girls of the D. T. A. club,
will give an interpretive dance.
Fortune telling, crystal gazing and
dancing will occupy major portions
of the program. .
As the men will not have dis
carded their mortal existence their
appetites, it is supposed, will be as
good as usual. Home made pump
kin pie and pop corn balls will be
supplied by gnomes and sprites in
almost limitless quantities.
Miss Helen E. Purcell of the Ma
tional headquarters of War Camp
Community Service, spent two days
of this week visiting and investigat-
ing the work done by the Girls Di-
vision in Omaha. Miss Purcell was
greatly impressed by the growth OF
the work.
The number of girls enlisted for
service has been increased to such
extent that the Community House
at Seventeenth and Dodge streets is
one of the most popular places in
the city. IT,.
Glasses in dramatics, folk dancing,
music and athletics and cooking
have been organized. The eager
ness with which the young ladies
Omaha daily bee., 1919-10-26
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take up this sort Of work is the bes
evidence that Community Service O
this sort is greatly needed.
Mr.. c. B. Root spent the latte,
part OF the week in Kansas City. He
is investigating the work in that city
and comforting with a committee
from national headquarters regard.
ing the future of the service in
Omaha.
The attention of exservice men is
called to the fact that blank forms
for the Minnesota bonus are on
hand at the Army and Navy club.
Those who are entitled to the bonus
should make application at once.
Mr.. c. A. Levings, director of the
Army and Navy club, addressed the
war mothers at the court house
Thursday evening. He explained
war risk insurance and requested
the assistance of the ladies in en-
couraging exservice men to hold
on to their insurance.
Schedule.
Sunday, October 26-Open house
at the Girls Community House for
soldiers, sailors and marines, 4:30 to
$50 p. m. Girls of the Community
Service league hostesses, chaperoned
by Mrs. N. S. Wallace.
Monday, October 27-Full re-
hearsal for the Halloween stunt, 7:30
p. M, at Girls Community house.
Tuesday, October 28-Cluga club
supper and volley ball game al
Girls Community house, s p. m
Dance at Fort Omaha given by the
HELP and XXX clubs.
Wednesday, October 2o-The Pa
triot club supper and Kensington al
the Girls Community house, 6 p. m
Wamm club supper at E p. M. al
Girls Community house. Esthetic
dancing class. Girls on the floor al
8 o'clock sharp. Cooking class al
Central high school, E p. m.
Thursday, October 30-Ki-To-San
club supper at the Community house,
6 p. m. D. F. S. supper at the Com
munity house at 6 p. m. xxx pop
corn party at the Community house
7:30 p. m. Cluga club meeting at
the Community house for decorating
the house for the Halloween party
Omaha daily bee., 1919-10-26
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-
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Omaha daily bee., 1919-10-26
Benson Society

gained and every teachesr in the
school is enrolled.
Woman's Club.
The Benson Woman's club met
Thursday afternoon in regular ses-
sion, Mrs. w. A. Wilcox presiding.
The program was carried out as
scheduled. Mrs. Thomas Anderson
was hostess.
Community Center Council.
At a meeting Friday night in the
city hall at Benson the Community
Center Council for the coming year
was elected as follows:
]. E. Pine, ]. Briton, A. Elsasser,
Mrs. A. Weshli, F. M. Jacob
Berger, Paul Kistler, Mrs. P.
J. Doley's Florence Knudson,
and Dan O. Kecfe.
The council will meet at an early
cate and elect it's chairman and
other officers. A rising vote OF
appreciation was extended to Mrs.
F. E, Young, the retiring president.
Talks were made by Commits
sioner Falconer, J. ]. Isaacson, and
E, F. Thomas of the war camp COM
munity center.
The council is planning an elab-
crate program for the winter.
Epworth League Party.
The Epworth league will give
Halloween social next Tuesday
evening.
Personals.
Mrs. K. Hansen, mother of Mrs.
Bert Golden, is seriously i'll at the
home of Mrs. Golden, 1887 North
Fifty-ninth street.
Mrs. John Dietz of Keystone park
has as her guests her mother, Mrs.
Carmichael, and sister, Miss Car
michael of Little Rock, Ark.
Mr.. and Mrs. Maurice McMichael
have moved into their new home on
Sixty-fourth and Miami streets.
Mrs. N. Dean of Denver is the
guest of Rev. and Mrs. Thomas An
derson.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Shifbauer have
taken possession of their home OH
Slxty-hfth street which they pur-
chased three months ago.
Mrs. j. W. WEIGH of Cherry
Croft has as her guest niece, Miss
Bernice Jackson, of Chicago.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. H. Bayley of
Boston were weekend guests of
Mrs. Bayley's brother, William
Morse and Mrs. Morse. They have
Just returned from honeymoon
trip to Alaska and points along the
western coast, and Denver.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Langford
have gone to Chicago to meet Mrs.
Jacob Kemmer, mother of Mrs.
Langford, who will return with
them for an extended visit.
R. M. Davidson returned to his
home in San Jose, Cal, after hav-
ing spent several weeks at the home
of his niece, Mrs. Charles A. Tracy,
1922 North Fifty-ffth street.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. J. Whistler have
as their guests Mr.. and Mrs. War
rem, Sisson of San Bernardino, Cal.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. M. Jacobberger
and daughters, Celia and Media.
were entertained at the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Jacobberger of Dun
dee last Thursday night.
Mrs. c. c. Beavers attended the
state convention of the Federated
Women's club, which was held in
Fairbury last week. Mrs. Beavers
was delegate from the Benson
club.
E, c. Holder has just returned
from western Nebraska trip.
Those who attended the 36th an
nual session of Rebekah state as
sembly of l. 0. o. F., at York last
week are as follows: Mr.. and Mrs.
L. E. Paddock and Miss Vita Pad
dock, Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Golden,
Mr.. and Mrs. A. L. Rice, Mr.. and
Mrs. F. M. McCray and Mrs. E. H.
Tindell.
After having sold his business in
Benson, A. Steinberg and family will
go to California, where they will
make their future home.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-10-26
And on that cheek, and Ger that brow,
So soft, 30 calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow.
But tell Of days in goodness spent.
Dance at the Army and Navy club,

Dance at the Army and Navy club
Joan of Arc and Patriot clubs.
Friday, October 3l-Cooking class
at the Central high school at p. m.
Halloween party at the Girls Com
munity house for men in uniform
and American Legion men at
o'clock. Stunts and dancing, pie and
pop corn balls, given by members
the Girls Community Service league
and cooperating units.
Saturday, November dance at
the Girls Community house, Cluga
and Beebee clubs. Dance at the
Army and Navy club, given by
American Legion men.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-10-26

Tobacco smoke is one of the pet
abominations of the former German
kaiserian, 50 that the exiled Wilhelm,
the once most highest, has to go
into the garden of Castle Bentinck
when he wishes to enjoy his cigar
,r cigarette.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-10-26
Best Way to Wash the Hair
We find you can bring out IL

We find you can bring out the
beauty of your hair to its very best
advantage by washing it with can
throx. 1t makes a very simple, in
expensive shampoo, which cleanses
the hair and scalp thoroughly of all
the dandruff, dirt and excess oil,
leaving wonderfully clean, whole
some feeling. After its use you will
find that the hair dries quickly and
evenly, is never streaked in appear
ance and is always bright, soft and
fluffy; so fluffy, in fact, that it
looks more abundant than it is, and
so soft that arranging it becomes a
pleasure. Just use teaspoonful of
canthrox, which you can get from
any good druggists. dissolve it in a
cup Of hot water; this makes a full
cup of shampoo liquid, enough so
it is easy to apply it to all the hair
instead of just the top Of the head.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-10-26
Gray Hair Ended
In From 4 to & Days

Science has dis
covered the way
for restoring hair
to its natural col
or. 1t is offered to
women in Mary
4. Goldman's Sci
J entific Hair Color
Restorer. A n d
women use this
scientific h a i r
c o | o r restorer
Omaha daily bee., 1919-10-26
Thursday Card Party.

A card party will be given, Thurs
day afternoon, at 2:30 by the St.
Rose parish, 4225 South Thirteenth
street
Omaha daily bee., 1919-10-26
Press Club Luncheon.

The Omaha Woman's Press club
will meet for its regular luncheon
Wednesday at o'clock at the
Loyal hotel.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-10-26
Scottish Rite Party,

Scottish Rite Party.
The Scottish Rite Women's club
will give a Halloween dancing party
Friday evening, October 81, for club
members and their escorts. Mem
bers may invite a Scottish Rite
Mason and lady.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03
The First kipIina Book.

Few who are reading Mr.. Kipling's
new volume of poems have see a copy
of that precious item of Kiplingiana,
the first edition Of Departmental Dit
ties" 1t was, as its author says, only
a sort of book"-a lean, oblong docket,
wire stitched, bound in brown paper
and secured with red tape, in imitation
Of an Indian government report. A
hundred copies or so were put togeth-
er by the poet himself and posted, in
Imitation official envelopes, "up and
down the empire from Alden to Singa-
pore, from Quota to Colombo" The
first issue contained only twenty-six
poems, but others were added to the
new edition rapidly called for, until
presently the book changed its formal
and grew into a conventional stiff-back,
gilt-topped volume. But" says Mr..
Kipling, II loved it best when it was a
little brown baby."-Manchester Guar
dian.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03
NOT HIS UNLUcKY NUMBER
Although Unpopular, Thirteen" Has
Been Decidedly Mixed With This
E~ngllshman's Life.

Superstitious readers will be inter-
ested in the following extraordinary
story, of which the hero is Mr.. T. G.
Cordwell, the well-known and popular
Fleet street journalist.
Mr.. Cordwell has been literally
logged by the number thirteen. 1t
was on tb> 18th day of the month
that he went to France, that he went
into action, got his first leave and re-
turned to take up his commission. It
was inSthe thirteenth tent, in line ID,
camp 10 that he had his first lodg-
ment in France. The tent contained
10 men. He had 13 days in hospital.
He was given No. 10 pills. And, re-
turning to civil work on January 10,
he found that his old room had been
remembered 113.
Now count up the condolences. You
will find 10 Of themi-Answers. Lon,
don.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03
One on the JUDGE.

A certain judge could not control his
temper, and consequently could not
control other people. One day ther~
was unusual disorder in court, and at
last the judge could endure it no
longer.
1T is impossible to, allow this per-
sistent contempt of court to go on"
he exclaimed, and l shall be forced
to 60 to the extreme length Of taking
the one step that will stop it."
There was a long silence, then n
of the leading counsel rose, and with
just a trace Of a smile, inquired If
1t please your honor, from what date
will your resignation take effectT
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03

sThe liberty we hold secure,
The soil on which we tread.
That air Of freedom that we breathe,
The flag that floats o'erhead; 4
That nation OIL whose history
The sun shall never set
All that we have and hold we
To France-and Lafayette"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03
The Usual Thing.

There does not eem to be much
fraternal spirit among your citizens"
said the specialized guest. "They ap-
pear TO be almost at swords points
with each other-backbiting, gossiping,
d%enouncing, and
"Yept" returned the landlord Of the
tavern at Wayoverbehind. But that's
all on the surface. Just wait till some
stranger comes to town and gets into
trouble, and you'll behold a united com
munlty jump onto him with both feet
and in n voice."-Kansas City Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03
The Wav Around.

Mrs. Wakeup-Where did Mrs. dc
Style get her new hat?
Mrs. Blase-That's a problem. She
bought 1t with the money which her
husband borrowed from her uncle, who
had won 1t in a poker game from her
brother, to whom she had loaned 1t
shortly after her mother had taken it
from her fathers pockets and given II
TO her for a birthday present-New
York Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03
No Trust.

Rufus, aren't you feeling welf"
mo, sab. rs not feelin' very well,
sah."
Have you consulted your DOCTOR
Rufus?"
mo, sab ! amt done dat, sah."
"Whyf Aren't you willing to trust
your doctor, Rufusg'
"oh, yes, sab but de trouble is he's
not so alt'gether willin' to trus' me,
sah."-Yonkefs Statesman.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03

Tom-Halloa, Dick, old boy! Writ
Ing home for money?
Dick-No.
Tom--What are you taking so much
trouble for? You've been fussing about
two blessed hours over that one letter.
Dlck-Tm trying to write home with
out asking for money.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03

All children troubled with worms nave an
unhealthy color. which indicates poor blood,
and as a rule. there is more or less stomach
disturbance. Groves ~tasteless chill tonic
given regularly for two or three weeks will
enrich the blood. improve the digestion, and
act as a General STRENGTHENING Tonic to the
whole system. Nature will then throw off or
dispel the worms. and the Child will be in per-
feet health. Pleasant to take. 60c per bottle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03
THAT LANGUAGE Of ours.

"Ah, your idioms, / cannot grasp
them"
whats the trouble, countT
"The politician is happy because he
was whitewashed."
"Yes?"
"Yet the baseball pitcher who was
whitewashed today, he is sad."-Kan-
sas City Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03

HE Fourth or July-how will 1t pc
celebrated in the future? What Ell
feet will the winning of the greatest
war OF all history have on its OBJ
servance as a national holiday? The
past gives no hint, for the Fourth
has had many ups and downs in popu-
Iarity and has seer radical changes
I'm its observance But whatever the
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03
Couldn't Read German sIon.

mo, l don't want any ~lnsurance2
Didn't you SEE NO Admittance' on tho
door,"
Agent-Sure I didl The Germans
had mo A%dmittaAce' written in barbed
wire and bullets outside their, trenches
but we got In, Just the same.-Lifa-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03
Walt!5

"Thwat's thot noise, Mrs. Mullaly?"
"Mary AIMS practicin' tn scales"
"Begorra, she mustn't weigh d toni"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03

The wicked man gets what he desires
~-ln a play.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-07-03

Gladness Is appreciated only BY til
who know shat salness Is.
Sharp County record., 1919-02-07
LETTER FROM C0RINTH
SawmiII Plant Being InstaIIed-Big
Board Tree Reported.

Edgar Barnett has been quite
sick for a few days, but is better
now.
J. I. Locke has lately sold a good
bunch of steers, for which he re.
ceived $50 each.
Lester Stewart, our popular
stock dealer, drove a fine bunch Of
hogs to Hardy last week.
We notice that A. F, Rogers is
doing some substantial improve.
ment work on his farm,
W. W. Horton had the misfor
tune to lose a good work mule since
Our last letter to the Record.
Farming operations, which had
just begun, were stopped a few
days ago on account Of unfavorable
weather.
L, F, Medows and Walter Man.
merry of near Climax were In this
section a day or two last week or
business.
W, w. Horton recently worked
up a tree which made 2i00 boards
20 inches In length. Who can bea,
that for a board treeY
W. r, Foreman has recently pur.
chased a sawmill outfit, which h,
will install somewhere near his
farm. This Is an enterprise that !,
badly needed by the people Of thi,
community,