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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-09

ta3ktng about going home q short time
before no died. He was killed instantly
by truck. The truck came down a
steep hin and made q short turn. when
it tUrned'pEer. Your son was very near
thes turn. and the truck caught him I'M
derneath, !sonneho%. didn't sec it my
.selr- butt don't thit1k the poor man
over" k1ssw~what htt Hmm. It is too bad
when q. mm goes through everything
and then, getssld{led like that. but when
our turn comes we have to 90. Acct
donts will happen sometimes In spite Of
all we can. do. I met your son for the
first time some time In October, and
liked him from the start always
considered him good. honest and
sober boy.
You hayo my sympathy from the
depths Of my heart God help you TO
bear your sorrow. ! beg to remain.
your friend,
Private Henry z. Raibourne.
Co. n. 314th Inf. A. p. O. I'll. A. +. T.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-09

The greater the necessity for saving !
the greater your opportunity to uSeL
The IntelliScncer Want Ads. = - -,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-09

"I'nr five years | have been troubled
Nv r. walnut g., Canton, III, II d"
hnuvy work, and thHl.. with being on my
feet all day. is Il strain on mans kid
neys. Ny trouble started with gaverr.
shG"I pains over my hack The mod
cine ! look gave anmr relief but Tho
Foley Kidney Pills. and before Il was
gone nay pains had entirely left me,
nd | have not been troubled gfnoe,"
They reliepa bankache, rheumatism, sore
swollen and stiff muscles or joints.
Sold everywhere.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-09

NRvERGEAE AUTOMOBILE TOPS.
WALTZ d co. ALA MAIN sTREET,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-09
Y. w. e.. A. SWIMMING
CLASSES CLOSE

The swimming CLASSICS which have
boon conducted for tho past month Mt
tho Y, W. c. A. ended Tuesday. Several
hundred girls have been coming regular
~ two or throc times q week and hcsidrs
learning to swim have derived much
benefit physically from this splendid
exercise. It Is expected now That they
have learned t1oy' Will continue swim
ming all summer. Tho schedule for the
rest OF the spring and summer will I've:
Pool open daily except Saturday. Il to Q
p. IN. Tho hours to s p. m. will be re-
seryled for lesson periods. Saturday is
kept for the junior swimmers Then tho
pool will be open 10 n. III. to = u. IN,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-09
CIRCUIT COURT

In the circuit court yesterday an ORR
der was entered continuing to the l1exts.
Company VS.. Harry S. Hawker., The de-1
PENDANT filed a plea Of infancy which,
was objected to by the plaintiff. butts
was admitted. The plaintiff company
sues for the possession Of an automo:3:
bile. In the $500 suit Of the Paul Or
Rey7nann Company VS.. the wheeling
Traction Company an amended declares
ton was filed and the action continued :;
10 the next term Of court. The suit in.1.
VOWED damage to an auto truck byisae
street car. .. = ~
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-09

remarkable by his men. His guns were
always ahead of the big los and boys
who have been Ia the heavy artillery say
that Is going some" Captain Stone is
Sald TO hlvo been ono Of the clcvcrcst
men In the service when It came In
firing guns and hitting what was aimed
at,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-09
COUNTY COURT
licensed to Wed.

Thomas s. Macarthur. 63. and Marian
G. Mcintyre, -. both Of Pittsbnrsn.
W. NJ, Mcconnell qualified as admin
istrator Of the estate Of Margaret Nc
Council under $1,000 bond. ". B.
Casey. Arnett Mcconnell and Glenn Nc
Conncll were named appraisers.
Deeds Piled.
Security Trust Co. to j. c. McCutch-
con, lot 40. %. in Loring Place. $40.
I.ovcland Improvement Co. 10 Joseph
Krcutzrr. lot li6 East. IN Warwood: SO.
W. II. Bronson 10 Edward l.. Broom
son. > lots in Ritchir district; $40,
Bill Of Sale.
Music Shop 10 Diamond Disc Shop.
store ut IS Twelfth street: $40.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-09
Serving Federal Court
Sumnn2ses In Ohio

Dap1ty q. g. Marshal John n, Short
will mako a trip through The ciiira ana
towns uf belmont Counl%, Ohio. today
serving papers on witncSSr" in Wine
slavery cases which viii b. hcnrd be-
fore Judga Dayto:, III Tho Present term
Of y. 3. ro4ri,
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1919-12-27
THE TERMS and VALUES OF
FOREIGN EXCHANGE

Since the end of the great war, the
markets for foreign exchange have as
sumed new interest in affairs of the
American investor and business man.
The following explanation Of the none,
tary system of the leading nations of
the world will be of particular interest
at this time for reference purposes:
ASIA.
Chinese Tael-Standard monetary
unit Of the Chinese republic. Method
of quoting exchange is cents per tael.
Normal par value of Chinese tael in
our money is 134.S cents.
Indian Rupee-Standard monetary
unit Of India. Method Of quoting ex-
change is cents per rupee. Normal par
value Of Indian rupee in our money is
32.44 cents.
Japanese Yen-Standard monetary
unit Of Japan. Method of quoting ex-
change is cents per yen. Normal par
value of Japanese yen in our money is
1913 cents.
EUROPE.
Austrian Krone-Standard monetary
unit of Austria, similar to what the
American dollar is to United States
currency. Method of quoting exchange
is cents per krone. Normal par value
Of Austrian krone is 20.26 cents.
Belgian Franc-Same as French
franc.
Danish Krone STANDARD monetary
unit of Denmark. Method of quoting
exchange is cents per krone. Normal
par value Of Danish krone is 26.S
cents.
Dutch Gui1der-Standard monetary
unit of Holland. Method Of quoting
exchange is cents per guilder. Nor.
NAL par value Of Dutch guilder 40.2
cents.
English Pound Standard monetary
unit Of England, similar to what the
American dollar is to United States
currency. Method Of quoting exchange
is dollar per pound. Normal par value
Of English pound in our money, $4.S6%
French Franc Standard monetary
unit of the French republic. Method
Of quoting exchange is francs per dol
lar. Normal par value Of French francs
in our money is 5.1S1s francs per dol
lar.
German Mark-Standard monetary
unit of Germany, similar to what the
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THE POETS CORNER

cent;
The notes which I cashed, and the
debts that made,
So easy to make, and so hard to be
paid!
Backward, o Time, with the glances
Of scorn,
Which follow defeat as the night fol-
lows morn;
And likewise the pity, which I fear
the most,
That friends think is due to the man
who has lost!
Backward, turn backward, o Time, to
my youth,
Ere yet I had learned the most unwel-
come truth,
That on mems grave pledges no man
can depend,
And only yourself you can count as a
friend!
Backward, turn backward, o Time, in
your flight,
And give me my fools paradise one
more night;
Then let me awake to the horrible fact,
That I was deficient in wisdom and
tact! Charles Line.
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American dollar is to United States
is cents per mark. Normal par value
currency. Method of quoting exchange
of German mark is 1882 cents.
Italian Lire-Same as French franc.
Norway Krone-See Danish krone.
Polish Mark-See German mark.
Russian Rouble-Standard monetary
unit of Russia, with normal par value
of SIS cents. On account of the cha
otic conditions in Russia, now traded
in unofficially in 100-rouble and 500
rouble notes, with prices fluctuating
between $40 and 4.25 per 100 roubles.
Spanish Peseta- monetary
unit Of Spain. Method of quoting ex-
change is cents per peseta. Normal par
value of Spanish peseta in our money
is 1913 cents.
Swedish Krone-See Danish krone.
Switzerland Franc-Same as French
NORTH AMERICA.
Canadian Dollar-Same as American
dollar.
Cuban Dollar-Same as American
dollar.
SOUTH AMERICA.
Argentine Peso (Gold)- Standard
monetary unit of Argentina. Method
Of quoting exchange is pesos per dol
lar. Normal par value of Argentine
peso in our money is 1.0365 pesos per
dollar.
Brazilian Milreis- STANDARD none
tary unit of Brazil. Method of quoting
exchange is cents per milreis. Normal
par value Of Brazilian milreis (gold)
is 54.6 cents (paper) 80 cents.
Gillian Peso-Standard monetary
unit Of Chile. Method of quoting ex-
change is cents per peso. Normal par
value Of Gillian peso in our money is
36.5 cents.
Colombian Pese-Standard monetary
unit Of Colombia. Method of quoting
exchange is pesos per dollar. Normal
par value Of Colombia peso is 100 peso
per dollar.
Peru Pound Standard monetary unit
of Peru. Method Of quoting exchange
is dollars per Peru pound. Normal pal
| value Of Peru pound is 4.86N.
Venezuelan Bolivar none
| tary unit Of Venezuela. Method OF
quoting exchange is bolivars per dol
lar. Normal par value Of Venezuelan
| bolivar is 5:1SA bolivars per dollar.
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1919-12-27

LUCK.
A little bit of effort, a little bit of
thought,
A little bit of daring and of pluck,
A little bit of courage in the fight
that's being fought,
All this is often looked upon as luck.
A little bit of vision, and of faith a
little, too,
A bit of stern resistance when you re
struck,
A little bit of purpose in the work you
have to do,
All this is in the masonry Of luck.
A little bit of wisdom, and the magic
of smile,
Some real determination when you re
stuck,
The grit to keep on going till you make
another mile,
Are catalogued and labeled under
luck.
The wish to travel pathways that were
never trod before,
To hold the lines against the foes
that buck,
To keep the spirit beating when the
flesh is weak and sore,
All this is in the parentage Of luck.
To do the right when wrong would seem
to fill your purse with gold,
To cling to truth, nor fear the DEVILS
muck,
To play your part unselfishly, be ever
brave and bold,
Herein you find the mystery Of luck.
Detroit Free Press.
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Don't worry, uncle, we will get
your stuff for you"
But those policemen may have been
too busy at imbibing biting beverages
In the blind pigs. They even may have
had "dates' with pulchritudinous
danes. Be all that as it NAV. thew
neither caught the thief nor brought
back the Kellian property.
"Ill be my own sleuth," said Col.
Kelley, as he laid aside his brushes
and closed his paint box.
Col. Kelley rambled around the N.
P. r. freight office. He got enough
information to warrant the arrest Of
Pierce Arneson. Under a bit of pres
sure the unfortunate youth confessed
his fault.
"Where's me stone, me watch and
me rolls" queried Kelley.
~ sold the stuff to 'Chet' Bell"
replied the boy. "He gave me $50
for it,
Detective Mead had heard how Jolly
old "Chet" was flashing several thou
sand dollars worth of new diamonds
| and even dickering on an automobile
oiouO "hOiCUy uO pdTC WIFI MS
big Essex and acquire a super-six of
some costly make.
Detective Mead hunted up James
Chester Bell in his bingo and bevo par
lor in the Cosy Corner.
"Come across with Kelley's watch
! and stone," commanded Mead.
James Chester Bell seemed inclined
to stall and to argue the matter.
ri said come across!" Mead ex-
claimed.
jolly old "Chet" came across, THERE
by depicting his diamond casket by
one stone. Great was Col. Kelley's Joy
at recovering his heirlooms.
Assistant county attorney Kennedy
felt deep sympathy for the unhappy
boy. He had pleaded guilty when
brought face TO face with the state Of
Wisconsin on December Is. Mr.. Ken
nedy and others have an idea of getting
the boy away from Bingoland and its
demoralizing environment. The state
probation officers coming is awaited.
1t is hoped that he will take the boy
under parole and put him where he can
learn some useful trade, such as teleg-
raphy. If that is not done, he will get
the minimum of one year in the state
| refoImatory.
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There is real reason to believe that
R. D. McKercher recently felt de-
sire to succeed Edward A. Thompson as
clerk of the municipal court.
The day that Richard M. Funck was
appointed municipal judge, as successor
Of the late w. H. Smallwood, McKer.
cher called up the office of the clerk
of the municipal court and asked to
speak to Judge Funck.
"He's not here" replied Mr.. Thomp.
son.
care ye a-goin' to stayf" McKer.
cher then asked clerk Thompson.
~ don't know" Mr.. Thompson an.
swered.
els Judge Cutting in'' next asked
McKercher.
at think he is" replied Thompson
edo you wish to speak to hims"
"I do" it is understood McKerche1
replied.
Be all that as it may, the big Teller
failed to get Judge Cutting, if he really
did call him. If the big Teller had de.
signs on Mr.. Thompson s very comfort
able little job, he evidently gave up
the idea, for nothing further was heard
from the Glengarry Scot. Perhaps his
experience in asking sheriff Magic TO,
the late Chauncey Troyer's job as dep
uty sheriff may have discouraged the
big Teller more than tongue can tell.
The public showed intense interest in
the Rip-saw's exclusive story in the
previous issue as to the way McKer
cher tackled Mr.. Magic for the late
deputy Troyer's position. Many and
varying comments were made by the
public. McKercher now is represented
as saying that he did not really want
the vacant deputyship, but that his
real purpose was to put sheriff Magic
on record and to find out if he really
was a friend of the former chief OF
police and present automobile peddler
No one has disputed the correctness
of the Rip-saw announcement that Bob
Donaldson, Bertillon clerk at police
headquarters, is slated for the vacancy
due to Mr.. Troyer's untimely death;
also that George Hollada, at present
deputy clerk of the municipal court
under civil service, is slated to succeed
Donaldson.
The Rip-saw also understands tina,
| the only man who has actually showed
up at the municipal court chambers in
quest Of clerk Thompson's job is L.
u. Young. He had his trip up the
stairs all for naught.
The Rip-saw further has ample rea
son to believe that Mr.. Thompson car
retain his position so long as he per
forms his duties in a manner satisfac
tory to the three municipal judges
About the only thing that will shake
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SWEETHEART O. MINE,

SWEETHEART o. MINE.
Because I love you-just because of
that
Each dawn is but halo for the day;
Because last night you came to me and
sat
Beside me, I at least learned how to
pray.
I learned to pray that some day you
and
Might look together down the fad
ing years
And each be glad the other was SO
And each renew our love through
happy tears.
You came to me last night and put
your arms -
Around my neck, and pressed your
lips to mine;
And II held you safe from worldly
harms
And thrilled to see your big blue
eyes ashine.
You sat upon my knee-ah, yet, know
The critical will frown at such a
thing,
But as I pressed you close and held
you so
The heart of me was bursting just
to sing.
Your curls caressed my cheek, and
every hair
Was as a strand Of gold from Gods
great mint
Where Life and Love and Joy are
coined, and where
All Goodness is created without stint
I kissed you-then I kissed you all
the more e.
In hottest passion mortal man can
know;
Sweetheart o. Mine, although you re
OILY four
I love you'll, your daddy, love you
Jerome P. Fleishman.
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THE SINGING PRESIDENT.

Col. j. 81. Haverly, the old-time min
strel magnate years ago conceived the
idea of having Nine. Patti for con-
cert tour. under his own direction, and
called Oh her to make a contract. She
received him most cordially, apd the
conversation went along swimmingly
until they began to talk terms.
"May I ask your terms for fifty
nights, Nine. Patti" said Col. Hav-
erly. ...
"For concert or operas" said the
singer.
"For concert"
"Four thousand dollars a night, OF
100000 for fifty nights, one-half to
be deposited upon signing of the con.
tract" said Patti, glibly.
Col. Haverly swallowed with diff
Guilty two or three times, and then man,
aged to speak.
"Two hundred thousand for fifty
nights!' he exclaimed. "Heavens, Ma
dame! That is just four times what
we pay the president Of the United
States!'
"Wen," said Patti, "why don It you
get the president to sing for you?"-
Wall Street Journal.
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and disposed Of to the shipbuilders OF
the McDougall-Duluth company yards
which amounted to the saving of prac.
tically two-thirds of the retail prices
of such articles. Such transactions
benefit the consumers and tend to en-.
courage the local producers of food.
"Your committee trusts that its rec.
Concentrations will be endorsed by your
honor and that the public Of Duluth
will promptly rally to the support OF
the consumers league to make it a
great success in their common interest
SIN view of the existing organiza
ton of said consumers league, it is
believed that there is no further rea.
son for the existence of the present
committee and it tenders this report as
it's final act except so far as it may
be necessary to aid in cancelling some
slight accounts necessarily incurred
bills for which have not yet been rem
dered, the sum of which will not exceed
$500 and the payment of which will
be recommended by the action of the
committee or it's chairman
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DULUTH BOY R0BS KELLEY
OF HIS FAMILY HEIRLO0MS
Pierce Aneson Admits Deed and Awaits Action Of State
Parole Of6cer-"Chet" Bell Buys Stolen Jeweky and
Detective Mead Compes Him to Disgorge

Col. A. w. Kelley, Superior's veteran
at writing "the signs Of the times
recently was "touched' for his ances-
trail diamond, watch and a goodly roll
Of the long green. AS result of that
touch, Pierce Arneson is waiting to see
whether he will 60 to prison for year
or be given parole and a chance to
learn useful occupation.
Everyone knows Col. Kelley" He
has painted enough classy signs in Su-
perior and Duluth to reach from Supe-
rior's city hall to the moon. Anyone
who can beat Kelley at painting must
be an old master, but when it comes to
separating him from his family jewels
and his roll, he is comparatively easy.
An honest man himself, Col Kelley
takes it for granted that all other men
are honest.
Col. Kelley had been anticipating
Christmas a bit and tarried a trifle
long at the wassail and the loving cup.
Feeling the need of fresh air on his
burning brow, he strolled around the
streets that chief McKinnon's lady
killers make unsafe, until he rambled
into the N. P. R. freight office.
In the N. P. r. freight office, the
regular freight clerk was being assisted
by young man from Duluth, Pierce
Arneson, only 10 years of age, but a
boy who has suffered some and caused
others to suffer because of his light
fingers. In extenuation it is alleged
that Pierce has a stepfather and the
two do not hit it off very well togeth-
er, therefore the boy has been rambling
and roaming more than he should. Be-
sides that state of affairs, he is some
what crippled in feet and in spine,
therefore is untitled for the more rug
ged lines of hum&h endeavor.
While enjoying the excitement around
the N. P. R. freight office, Col. Kelley
took forty winks Of sleep and that was
just long enough to enable Pierce
Arneson to lift the old citizen s ances-
trail diamond, his family watch and a
big bunch of the stuff that makes the
mare go. The regular clerk seems to
have known that Arneson cleaned out
the pioneers pockets, but had no hand
in the theft.
When the bright monday of the NOR
row rolled around, Col. Kelley found
himself stripped Of diamond, watch
and money. He complained to chief
McKinnon's police.
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THE POLITICIANS PLANT.

THE POLITICIANS PLANT.
Backward, turn backward, o Time, in
your flight,
And let me imagine for just one more
night
That am the choice of the brave and
the free,
O grant me the boon this sweet vision
to see!
Backward, turn backward, glad days
when I dreamed
That voters with pleasure and joy on
me beamed;
o let me again shake their hands, as
before,
And list to their pledges of ballots once
more!
Backward, turn backward, most unfeel-
ing Time,
When men sung my praises in prose
and in rhyme;
Before this dread earthquake which
scattered my hopes, p
And snapped all at once my political
ropes!
Backward, O Time, with all promises
fair,
When liars approached me in flocks
and in pair;
When proudly I thought how my friends
I would greet
With dignified mods from a soft-cush-
toned seat!
Backward, o Time, with the money I
spent,
Until they had robbed me Of every
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With peace and joy and well-content
And happy children playing there.

With peace and joy and well-content
And happy children playing there.
We want no kings or wanton knaves
To loaf in idleness and vice,
While workers sink to paupers' graves
And pay a life's toll for the price.
We want an end Of cant and creed,
Of epaulet and nodding plume,
Of honors given for bloody deeds
That fill a thousand homes with
gloom.
We want an end, for once and all,
The business creed of sordid gain
That makes a thousand workers thrall
Like links and letters on a chain.
We've bought our freedom out of war
We've paid in blood and toll and
sweat.
AS there is God, so is this law
"Who dies to live has paid his
debt"
If you must idle years Of time,
This land of ours is not for you
The peace bells ring your funeral chime
Unless you work as others do.
A task for each, task for all;
A share in sorrow as in mirth.
Our all is in the sentence small:
"We want the earth; we want the
earth"
E. Whitaker.
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SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES.

SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES.
"Henry, while we were calling on
the Jibways saw Mr.. Jibway make a
peculiar sign to you and shortly after
ward both Of you hurriedly excused
yourselves"
"Why-er-yes, my dear. John Jib-
way wished me to step into the library
where he had some old volumes to show
me. You know, I have a taste for
books"
eyes, Henry. I dare say your taste
was highly gratified. I heard loud
smacking of lips and then you ex-
claimed, 'Ah! That's the stuff! -
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1919-12-27
PLAYED NO FAVORITES.

"I'm bothered fierce with rats"
said Mrs. Casey, owner of the board
ing house, as she talked over the back
fence with her neighbor.
"Did yez buy any of thin rat bis
cults for thim9' suggested Mrs. Kelly.
"Now, Mrs. Kelly, PLAT koind av a
house do yez think Oy'm runnin >?
Sure, if the bastes can It ate PLAT the
rist of us does, they can go hungry
Houston Post.
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1919-12-27
"WE WANT THE EARTH"

We want the earth to call our own;
We want the earth to dig and SOW,
To reap the harvest we have grown,
And all the joy Of living know.
We want for all our women-kind
A home within a garden fair,
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1919-12-27
AN INDIFFERENT SHOT.

Mr.. Higginson had been away from
home for week, and on his return
found that burglars had visited the
house during his absence, and, although
one. had been wounded, they had sue
ceeded in getting away.
"And so you shot burglar while
alone and unprotected" he said to his
wife. "You are brave little woman
What became of him?'
"The other man carried him off, D
she replied.
"The other man?" he asked.
eyes" she said, "the one I aimed
at. "-Pittsburgh Sun.
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1919-12-27
BOB M'KERCHER SUSPECTED
OF C0VETlNG CLERKS JOB
Big Feer Telephones for Judge Fck and Then Asks Clerk
Of Municipal Court Thompson If He Is Going to :
Stay-L. u. Young Sought the Position.

him off his pedestal is the scent Of
cloves on his breath. Once let the dig
nified and learned members of the mu-
nicipal bench smell cloves on the Thomp-
sonian breath, then L. U. Young, r. D..
McKercher or some other aspiring pol
itician may be expected to stand q
good show Of bossing Misses Walker
and Cadotte and George Hollada, or
his successor, if he really does enter
the police department.