South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-01-19
MAN IN THE STREET

survey TO ascertain just how many
Jobs she has 10 offer to soldiers re-
turning 70 productive pursuits.
Mishawaka will be able to provide
for all her own.
People should acquaint them
rselves with the inimicality of
whisky. declares a Mishawaka pro-
hibitionist That's what we think.
but in Mishawaka the more intense
interest seems 10 be manifested in
| an eudeavor TO acquaint themselves
with the locality of whisky.
II you are a Methodist and a dem
ocrat and your friend Jones is a
Baptist and a democrat. you may be
in doubt about some things. but this
you know: Jones is sound as a dol
lar in politics. but he's dead wrong
in religion.
They say the former kaiser is in
/ fine spirits now. Nearly everybody
| in Mishawaka is about out OF EN-
now-excepting Legerdemainist Nc
Lean, who by a sly artifice feat, was
able TO pass the real thing round
among his particular friends at the
Dodge banquet Thursday night. We
know where Mac can get better
job than he has at present.
Our generation Slas one advantage.
Posterity will recall gratefully what
we do that is worth while, and as
/ for the small, idiotic, picayunish, sell
! fish meanness OF our generation, IT
will smash historians face who VIII
try 10 perpetuate it.
Anyway, whether the great YER
sailles congress recognizes the fact
or not, the world situation is some
what different with the Indiana leg
| islature in session.
In the Missouri legislature bill
is pending to prohibit the marriage
hof feeble minded persons. What we
want TO know is, might not an ex-
IRENE measure like this tend to ex-
tinguish the race?
II there IS to be a Mishawaka me-
mortal 10 our world war heroes. let's
not rush il. The building of Y. NJ.
c. A. viii take time, some genius,
and a deal of money. Unless 1t is
/ for people TO gaze upon a 100 CEN
turtles hence, it won't be worth while.
| Butts going to be-a Y. NJ. G. A!
Mishawaka's January presents a
puzzle. A fellow doesn't know
whether to order a ton of coal,
shuck his fiannels or go a-fishing.
The New York World tells OF "a
single COW" that gave 33.444 pounds
OF milk in 1918. a COW with a rec
ord like that ought 10 remain single.
A South Bend friend predicts we
will be blistering Great Britain in
I less than three years. Possibly; out
at this time we do not expect 20 be
a candidate for the legislature or for
justice of the peace. And only the
desperate need of votes would in
duce us TO do IT,
The photographic art will always
be universally popular and success
/ full so long as it does its monumental
lying OH the side of mercy and
vanity.
Three senators all declared in a
| debate that they did not wear pa
! iamas. We don't, either, and we are
running for no office. 1t takes sheer
youth and a love for novelty and ad-
venture 10 support the pajama trade.
We know nothing about pomolOgy,
! but if the statement be true that the
/ sensationally beautiful apple known
as the -" Delicious" is our old friend
Ben Davis blended with Jonathan.
thus combining beauty and flavor,
then we suggest that the next eX-
pertinent be the breeding OF the Ben
Davis TO a carrot or a rutabaga.
Germany IL raining snort IN deilN-
ering material agreed upon in the
armistice And Germany may fall
still shorter. if the allies continue TO
I withdraw so many hundred thou
sands OF their troops from the war
zone The war is not over.
Il is said congress may eXpel Vic
tor Berger. May expel him? II il
doesn't expel and deport him. then
il is a misfortune that our system
does not provide for dissolving the
body and calling a new election.
The peace delegates may find be-
fore long that it is not advisable TO
sit down and whittle sticks while a
! fiagration is raging. Temper
izing with 5olshevism is simply risk
! ing disaster in order to indulge CON
/ verSatiOn.
John SCHNEIDER will make a capt.
tai president OF the Miami Country
I club lie is young. enthusiastic, a
good mixer (soft stuns) we'll liked.
and will not be Influenced by any Ill
particular set What more do you
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