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The Washington herald., 1919-04-02
Most Women Can.

do you think Miss Chatters is
an entertaining talker?" MY,
yes. she can entertain herself for
hours at a time."-Boston Tran
script.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

George Creel announces that he is
going back to private life and, of
course, it is in thoroughly good taste
to speed the parting guest. t."-Balti-
more Star.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02
f You're Parent You Feel Something Like
This

DOV in
We have.
Everybody has that time and again
Now you that our boy never hung cat in the
oOdhed until that hOrrid Jones boy contaminated
Md our boy threw rock window
don't believe he did although gouches
ia'ned about hmm but they must have been mistaken.
Our boy and girl raised right they had the
stern parental discipline and no matter in what they
hey viii be found in mischief.
Or they are will be because corrupted them
But other folks kids honest to goodness the wife that she
Doesn't know what she is going do. what with all strange
antilles moving neighborhood new bows
Yelling the back Willie.
Another thing don't understand is why children
better marks at school
We know they bright and well manned but somehow they
only get and department. and scholarship
Probably the teacher doesn't know her business.
didn't with and had
Tsa able teachers that understood children would
Willie! Willie. you quit slappng little sister right
this right into the young
you
As saying bred yes even tough children OF your
neighboTs is what makes city life unfortunate or
Germany wouldn't have soft peace and we are
Z trying make it hard for her.
adopt the league OF nations the league will
turn right around and adopt the nations.
hunch that air travel will never become popular r,
somebody nvents soft to hit the ground
Longworth Republican party will make better showing
in 1920 without Mann But not without Man,
American Federation of Labor declars that avors organ
sation of employers Wouldn't endorse"
a who knows whether to cheer or groan
svhen he reads that faction in Russia has captured
True the league constitution pledges US to mix in anv
s4 happen but pledges the world happen
We have outgrown the another nation but we
Haven't outgon the desire advise concerning affairs
Tn. allies have third OF million troops in Russia That x o
if we don't business business
Every day brings proof of Hun plots what
we want is little proof concerning Hun plots for
The Qamorous Paamas an Oriental Legend
EDMUND
'a@~ "What-what that clattcr?"
"What-what is the matter?"
-What" WHAT" the neghbory chatter
As they gathered before = '
Yusufs nght-darkened
While within a racket, a a
But strain as they might with "ListenP and "Harkr
No hint of the scandal came of the dark
But morning, choking
With challenging croakng,
They came to where Yusuf sat placidly smoking.
And he, like holy, 4
With eyes meek and owly
Blew long breath OF smoke, he them slowly
~Oh, that? Twas wife (Alah all her prayers)
~ Who Kicked an old pair OF pajamas downstairs"
Then did utter.
And humble and
Till their impoent wrath gurgied stuter;--
"Drfnk-bibberi wine-quafer!
Truth-mocker and scofer
~ The devil drunk the me-
Md Yusuf looked and remarked, a. HI
Il neglected mention that Twas en-
Sge- fcopyrtsht fsis9
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

\ Washington judge says you can
say damn and hell without violating
any law in the District of Columbia.
I One gathers that Uncle Joe Cannon
still has considerable influence in
! Washington.-Detr News
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

cover with sidewalk slab and let erment at safe distance
Has the kick landlords after 18th month
and the effects of this fluid will laughing hyna weep
or nidmanneed guinea chase bey of opsrds
OF their spots
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02
AMT NATURE WONDERFUL
Here's Another July / Recipe!

Since the balmy brew has been given the July beoko
showers il become quite stylish among the citizens
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02
THE DOUBLE MOON.

tu red pepper into a brass
curtain ring and drop into quart
of chilled biuing. Allow to stand
overnight Add pint of varnish
remover, three stogie stumps and
one ounce OF powdered alum Let
simmer for week Then drain
off into a shrapnel shell casing.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

Every day brings proof of Hun plots 1914 wha
is little proof concerning Hun plots tomorrow
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

The allies have third OF million troops in Russia.
many II don't business and too few If we do m
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

We have ougrown the desire lick another nation
Haven't the desire concerning own affairs
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

California protests strongly against
the Federal governments abbrevia-
tion of the name OF the State to
Calf" What would it do IL it had
to worry along on an abbreviation
like Wash" ."?-Seattle Post-Intel-
ligencer.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

1t took s36 sailings to get the o.
100000 American troops to Europe,
and even il II takes less to bring
them back. it will take some time.
San Francisco Chronicle.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

homemade wabbly water. To be
in vogue, we offer herewith a
stagger scenario 10 try out on
your one-mau-top distilIery. Heres
howl
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

True the league constitution pledges in any
9 happen but pledges the to see that none hapr
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02
HOROSCOPE.

"The stars incline, but do not compel
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02
THE PARAGRAPHER'S
NEWS VIEWS.

President Ebert says that Ger
many won't give up Danzig. What's
Germany got to do with ft?-
Charleston News and Courier.
Despite the high cost of shoes,
hides are said to be plentiful. They
ought to be. considering how many
consumers have been skinned.-BaI-
timore American.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

statesman is a who knows whether to cheer
shen he reads that faction Russia has captured tow
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

The American Federation of Labor decars that it favor
saton of employers Wouldn't endorse" be better word
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

Longworth says the Republican party will make a be-
1920 without Mann. But not without Man
The Washington herald., 1919-04-02

All the bumps have been smoothed
out of the new speedway on the Sec
ond floor. and Official Timer Carpen-
ter is now catching some fast trials
at mile-a-minute clip. We have a
few more hotches to let out yet, Duke.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26

The following is the advice, just
now much discussed throughout the
United States, given by George Wash
ington in his farewell address to the
American people:
Europe has a set of primary in
terests, which to us have none. or a
very remote relation Hence she must
he engaged in frequent controversies,
the causes of which are essentially
foreign to our concerns. Hence, there
fore, it must be unw!se in us to impli-
cate ourselves, by artificial ties in the
ordinary vicissitudes of her politics, or
the ordinary combinations and COLI
sions of her friendships or enemies.
OF course, times have changed since
that advice was given. Then 1t took
three months to come from Liverpool
to New York, and that was the fastest
means of communication There was
no telegraph. no cable, no wireless,
The world has shrunk until we are
closer neighbors with Russia than we
were then with Cuba or Mexico.
The war made our continued isola-
ton impossible. But we can proceed
cautiously in getting into our EN-
tangling alliances" Furthermore, no
one should feel deeply grieved if the
senate refuses to rush into acceptance
of President Wilson's program. Under
the constitution senators have certain
duties to perform--one of which is
ratification of treaties.
Whenever any people yield their
judgment to the judgment of one man
and accept his will. then despotism
begins. That is always the danger of
yielding to the wishes of great
leader. Woodrow Wilson is Il great
leader, but we can prove by Mr.. Will
sons own writings and speeches that
he has been wrong just as often as
he has been right.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26
ONE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT
LIVING.

Many questions are asked news
hand, and many that cannot be an
swered correctly. A few days ago the
Journal was asked over the phone if
Roosevelts death did not leave us
with only one living eX-president-
William II. Taft-and no living eX-
vice president. The Journal answered
off-hand that all the eX-presidents
except Taft, and all the former vice
presidents were dead.
The very next day there was an
item in a New York paper regarding
Levi p. Morton, elected vice president
in 1883 when Benjamin Harrison was
elected president. 1t had been so long
since mention of Lev! 7. Morton had
been seen that search of Who's Who
in America was necessary TO convince
that he was still living.
But the long silence regarding Levi
=. Morton was explained when it was
noted that he was born May 6, 1924
therefore within about ten weeks he
will be ninety-fiye years old.
Though rated by those who profess
to know as being worth about fifty
million dollars, because of his grea
age Levi p. Morton is now rarely
spoken of in the newspapers. Wher
he was placed on the ticket witt
Harrison nearly thirty-one years ago
there was opposition to him, not be
cause of his wealth and Wall stree
affiliations, but because sf his adj
vanced age. 1t was said the party
was taking too great risk in putting
a man, then sixty-four years old, or
the ticket.
But Levi p. Morton has survived
nearly every one of the politicians
who thought he was too old to hold
so important an office. Even today
as the newspaper item indicated, Mr.
Morton still takes an active interes
in his estate, and has just been figur.
ing up what his income tax will be
under the new law.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26

| the period is not far off when We may
defy material injury from external
annoyance; when we may take such
an attitude as will cause the neutrality
we may at any time resolve upon to
be scrupulously respected; when bel
| ligerent nations, under the impossible
ity of making acquisitions upon us,
will not lightly hazard the giving us
prOvocation: when we may choose
peace or war. as our interest, guided
by justice, shall counsel.
why forego the advantages of so
peculiar a situation? Why quit our
own to stand upon foreign ground?
Why by Interviewing our destiny
with that of any part of Europe, en-
tangle our peace and our prosperity
in the tolls of European ambition,
rivalship, interest, humor or caprice
1T is our true policy to steer clear
of permanent alliances with any por-
ton of the foreign world, so far, I
mean as we are now at liberty to do
it; for let me not be understood as
capable of patronizing infidelity to
existing engagements. | hold the
maxim no less applicable to public
than to private affairs that honesty
is always the best policy. | repeat,
therefore, let those engagements be
observed in their genuine sense But
in my opinion it is unnecessary and
would be unwise to extend them.
Extraordinary Emergencies.
Taking care always to keep our
selves by suitable establishments on
respectable defensive posture, we
may safely trust to temporary ali-
ances for extraordinary emergencies
Harmony liberal intercourse with
all nations are recommended by pol
icy, humanity and interest. But even
our commercial policy should hold an
equal and impartial hand, neither
seeking nor granting exclusive fqvora
or preferences; consulting the natural
course of things; dffusing and di-
versifying by gentle means tho
streams of commerce, but forcing
nothing; establishing with powers so
disposed, in order to give trade
stable course, to define the rights of
our merchants, and 20 enable the gov
eminent to support them, convention
al rules of intercourse, the best that
present circumstances and mutual
opinions will permit but temporary
and liable to be from sine to time
abandoned or varied 80 experience
and circumstances shall dictate; con-
stantly keeping in view that it is fol-
~ in one nation to look Sor Mi ~
ested favors from another: that II
must pay with a portion of its indie
pendence for whatever 1t may accept
under that character; that by such
acceptance it may place Itself irfsthe
condition of having given mivalcnts
for nominal favors AMI yet of being
rcproached with ingra'itude for nut
giving more. There ean lie NJ great
er error than to expect or calculate
rpon real favors from nation to nj
ticn. 1t is an illusion which cxper-
fence must cure which Just ri 10
ought to discard"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26
Hair Often Ruined
by Washing With Soap

Soap should be used very carefully,
If you want to keep your hair looking
its best. Most soaps and prepared
shampoos contain too much alkali
This dries the scalp, makes the hair
brittle, and ruins it.
The best thing for steady use is just
ordinary mulsified cocoanut oil (Which
Is pure and greaseless), and is better
than the most expensive soap or any
thing else you can use.
One or two teaspoonfuls will cleanse
the hair and scalp thoroughly. Simply
moisten the hair with water and rub
il in. 1t makes an abundance of rich,
creamy lather which rinses out easily,
removing every particle of dust, dirt,
dandruff and excessive oil. The hair
dries quickly and evenly. and it leaves
the scalp soft and the hair fine and
silky, bright. Iustrous, fluffy and easy
to manage
You can get mulsified cocoanut oil
at any pharmacy, it's very cheap, and
a few ounces will supply every mem
her of the family for months
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26
A SAD CASE OF INGRATITUDE
In SOPHIE IRENE Loci

man is ungrateful who denies he has
received a benefit, who pretcnds he
has not received it. and who does not
return it,
It seems to me that the people
mentioned in this mans letter have
filled all these definitions. and there
fore are thoroughly ungrateful.
The husband in this case has one
great consolation. His wife was a
noble woman. She did her big part,
and had nothing to pay in the end
She saw her duty and died in the
doing.
1t is the stuff of which all good
souls are made. Doubtless some of
her fine spirit is a part of her chill
dren.
Evidently her time had come, and
it is a glorious way to die-having
done something by sacrificing of ones
self.
AS for the unGrateful people, don't
worry, they will pay. Something or
other, if nothing else, the still small
voice" gets busy. 1t probably is now.
Conscience is a canker that per-
forms its own punishment
Do a mean thing or an ungratcful
act, and you may think at the mo-
ment that you are getting away with
it." But eventually something hap
pens and you say to yourself, what
have done to deserve this?' Usually
your memory serves you right You
know.
Ingratitude never got anybody any
thing but remorse and regretful retro
spection.
And after all is said and done, 10y
atty is the greatest asset in the world
loyalty first of all to the thing that
you think is right to do, On the other
hand, there is nothing that hurts more
than the moment when some one has
proved ungrateful
one, way to treat ingratitudo is to
ignore it. There is great soiace in the
surety that at least you have perform
ed your task.
one way to get even" with in
gratitude IS to choose the path that is
farthest away from the people who
have proved their unworthiness,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26
IN THE MORGUE.

She who walked with flaming dress
And the gems of idleness.
She who counted in her troop
Young man dream and old man Dupe
Comes at last to lay her head
Here among the unclaimed dead.
She was weary as the sages
With the riddle of the ages,
Saying to midnight: whether or no
Half the world is builded so;'
Saying to morn: Come do your mock
ing.-
But there's money in my stockingv
Now, with strong. insistent voice
Calling. urging to the choice,
More than gems or loves that were,
The stern sea has tempted her.
Agnes Lee in Poetry.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26

around lot, but if a careful system
had been devised for forwarding re-
addressed mail, the soldiers would
have had their letters with more reg
ularity.
In this country the volume of COM
plant of poor postal service is greater
than usual. People who read the
newspapers carefully and talk with
business men are impressed with the
widespread dissatisfaction.
Also there is growing dissatisfac-
ton with the telegraph service. The
way of handling night letters is abom-
Unable.
The problem of supplying a first
class postal service is not one Of first
magnitude. Compared with operating
the railroads. It is relatively easy.
Postal work does not have to struggle
with the perpleXing difficulties of me-
chanical operation; It is not affected
by snow storms or floods or poor
coal, and it has had few labor troubles.
The work is a clerical task, most
parts of which are fairly simple.
The time has come for a thorough
reorganization of postal methods. If
the heads of the departments are un-
able to systematic the business them
selves. they should seek the best bust
ness advice in the country to help Sc
cure efficiency at a reasonable cost.
While anyone would be foolish to say
that such reorganization was i'm
possible under the present administra-
ton, the chances of business effici-
ency and good systematic methods are
very much better when the country is
in the hands of a man like Frank H.
Hitchcock, say, who made the post
office pay its way, and he pleased the
people also.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26

OPEN NosTRlLS! END
A COLD OR CATARhn
flow To Get Relief When Had
;ssd Nose are Stuffed Up.

Count fifty! Your cold IN head or
catarrh disappears. Your clogged
nostrils viii open. the air passages
of your head will clear and you can
breathe freely. No more snuffling.
hawking, mucous discharge, dryness
or headaches; no struggling for
breath at night.
Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist and apply
little of this fragrant antiseptic
cream in your nostrils. 1t pene-
trates through every air passage of
the head, soothing and healing the
swollen or inflamed mucous mem
brane, giving you instant relief. Head
colds and catarrh yield like magic.
Don't stay stuffed-up and miserable.
Relief is sure.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26
The Woman Who Gave Her Life Ior
Her Friend


A man signing "A Heart Broken
Husband" writes to me as follows;
IN the community in which l re-
side there are very few people. Dur
ing the epidemic of influenza which
has just subsidized, we had a eonsidera-
bic number of cases.
Being somewhat isolated it was a
great difficulty to get any help.
There was one instance IL which
an entire family, with the exception
of the husband was stricken, and this
family was ct the mercy Of tho neigh
bors.
My wife. big hearted that she ever
was, rendered this family. nursing and
caring for them. Shortly after their
recovery my wife contracted the influ-
enza-the doctors said from acting as
nurse.
My wife was sick exactly five days
when she passed away and left a
heart broken husband with two dear
little motherless children.
During my dear wfes Illness no.
body came near her, and the woman
in this family she aided, in speaking
of my wife, says:
We'll we didn't ask her to do it;
she did it voluntarily
Now, if there is a greater case of
ingrattude, when one sacrifices her
life, and then is practically rebuked,
l fail to see it,"
This is certainly a pathetic situa-
ton, 1t is somewhat in the line of
adding insult to injury. and throwing
salt on open wounds,
One can hardly understand how
people can be SO ungrateful and so
impervious to the paM of others.
1t was bad enough that they did not
reaiprocate the kindness of the wife.
but to say that they did not come and
ask her to help them is almost the
last word in the realm of selfishness.
AS Cicero of old wisely said: 'The
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26
BASEBALL SEASON NEAR.

The buds are swelling, and spring
is almost here. The school boys are
beginning to play ball on the vacant
lot, during the longer stretch of twi-
light after dinner.
While the regular baseball season
does not, open until April, there are
indications that the great American
game, if it starts q little weak be-
cause of the number of players still
in the army, will have a strong finish.
So with all other sports, especially
boxing, learned in some measure by
tens of thousands of men in the army
who knew nothing of boxing before.
To those of us who follow the
progress of current events the spread
of baseball around the world is an in
teresting phenomenon. Last year even
the exclusive Hyde Park in London,
where cricket is forbidden, had it's
diamond and it's cheering crowd. The
American soldiers passing through
London on their way to the front,
while delayed for further training,
were invited to lay out a diamond in
the park and transplant the sport to
English soil.
During the seasonable weather
baseball has been regular pastime
at all American camps in France, and
the Frenchmen are organizing teams
for playing during the summer. The
Germans permitted American prison
ers to play the game with such simple
equipment as could be had.
Other nationalities have taken up
Mexico as it has been popular in
Cuba since the days of American in
tervention. Even in Spain it is pre-
dicted that it will. supplant the bull
fight by and by.
For some years baseball has shown
its universal qualities. and the war is
spreading its practice in ways that
peace would never have done. The
peaceful penetration" of the noble
sport is one of the most pleasant
phenomena of the times.
The Journal is now handling sports
better than ever before, and when the
baseball season opens, it will give the
fullest possible reports of the games
of the whole country. We are betting
that when the soldiers get back there
will be a revival of all sorts of sports
such as this country never witnessed
before.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26
THE POSTAL SERVICE.

Many of the returning soldiers COM
plain that they had poor postal ser
vice while in Europe. 1t was dis
couraging when they failed to get
their letters and packages promptly.
1t was matter of great importance
to supply the army with a first class
system of postal delivery. The men
who got their letters were cheerful
and smiling. and those who didn't
were blue and out of sorts. A man
can't fight when he is depressed. II
was of course a difficult task, yet
not impossible, to have the mail reach
the men. The men were shifted
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26
AN UNFRIENDLY SENATE.

The president is back home, and we
may expect things to happen within a
few days. He is here to get the SEN
ates assent to the constitution of the
going to take all the time it wants
and quite an amount that it doesn't
want in making up its mind. There
are only a few democratic senators
who really want to do what the presi-
dent wants them to do, and the leader
of these, James Hamilton Lewis, will
not be a senator after the noon hour
next Tuesday,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-02-26
CUT THIS QUIT is WORTH
MONEY.

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slip, enclose with &c and mail it to
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cago, H., writing your name and adj
dress clearly. You will receive in re-
turn d trial package containing Foleys
Honey and Tar Compound. for coughs,
colds and Group; Foley Kidney Pills,
for pain in sides and back; rheuma-
tism, backache, kidney and bla tder
ailments; and Foley Cathartic Tab
lets. wholesome and thoroughly
cleansing cathartic. for constipation,
biliousness, headache. and sluggish
bowels. For sale by Alvarado Phar-
macy.