St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-03-01
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Editor-In Chief.

that made him do it. Godfred sud-
denly became wild and Woolly, and
Louis realizing the danger he was
in ran for dear life.
We take this meas to apologize to
Mr. Baxter for advising him in our
last issue as to what he should do ii
he encountered shop with red
and white pole in front of it. 1t
seems that Mr.. Baxter met with an
accident that rendered him uncon-
scious and when he came 10 he found
in a chair and man that had
a pair of clippers in his hand had
already cut his shaggy locks. We
profusely apologize for having called
Mr.. Baxter a barber dodger, even
though it was no fault of his that he
lost his locks.
About the meanest thing that We
know of is for young man to take
a young lady into an ice cream parlor
for refreshments when he knew all
the time that the place was closed
for the winter.
Charlie, where did you get the hat?
The Pine Knot Vamp and the Hill
Billy Vamp met the other night. We
had looked forward to this meeting
with feeling that was apprehensible.
We thought it would start off with
a hair pulling match but, instead,
they smiled and conversed as il they
ha Nf Fr;n dc
On February 21st, the day before
George Washington's birthday, two
young ladies and Noble Eyes walked
out of the shipyard office and from
the way they acted we thought that
a game of ring-around-rosie was to
be started, instead they just neld
hands. Of coures, we have no OBJ
lection to this but one of the young
ladies squeezed Mobiles hand so hard
that it was bruised in such a way
he was unable to write his other girl
friends.
MIN Devanney wants to know VINO
rang the breakfast bell in his room
at a. m.
Dan Cooper, the boy of cheekerei
suit fame, is so fond of bread that
he has decided to take to studying
the art of baking: Dan is at present
taking up a night course and can be
seen hanging around the bakery all
hours of the night. His class nights
are, as rule, the same as the pic
oh nin fC Wn hann Dana
new business will be the means Of
him making lot of dough.
The village cut-up has broken
loose again. No matter what we may
advise for his good it seems he will
not take heed Yesterday he bought
a package of chewing gum and i'm
began to dissipate, He
chewed the whole pack up in one
day.
With deep regret we learn that
our popular druggist, Mr.. j. j. Bro
ders was party to the Cut-Up's wild
dissipation for it was he who sold
the chewing gum to our Cut-Up.
Dan Vinet is so fond of music that
he even wears musical shoes.
Last Sunday they rode around in
an auto, the four of them. The flu
king was in the back seat and it look
ed as if he was trying to odt-do the
Village Cut-Up.
LOST OR STOIFN-One Huds-
peth fox and wo. squ9 bitch, white
and black spotted, - In tan head and
ears, white blaze face, big ears, two
years old, weight about 40 pounds;
has scar from being cut on wire
fence on her left hind leg. Reward
will be paid for any information
leading to her recovery. J. B, Ourso
Houltonville, La.
Our friend, Wilbur Dutsch, seems
to be a little worried because ship
No. is nearing completion, but do
not worry, Wilbur, there will be a
job here when No. is in the city.
How about it, Thaxton?
Fred Wilmot says if there is any
thing he likes it is to cut iron grJ2Ves
over strap iron. Hold your temper
Fred.
What is the matter with our fast
ener foreman, Mr.. Whitney? There
are no flies on him, as he had so
many tree nails under the bottom OF
ship No. 8 that he tried to break
them off with his head. But just the
same Mr. Whitney can always pro-
duce the goods.
If our friend Homer Perrin was
not handicapped for lumber there
would be no reason why he could not
launch hull 262 about the same time
as hull 264, with the assistance OF
Mr.. E. T. knight, who is certainly
some hustler. II you do not believe
that his motto is Watch My Smoke"
you only have to watch his men for
a short time
And how about our friend Paul
Oulliber? His greatest trouble seems
to be to keep the other foremen from
stealing his lumber, but we are sure
that he Is able to take care of him
self, and will show them all thing
or two.
II you do not believe that Mr.. E
H. V. Oulliber has his eyes open just
stand. around ship No. 7 and watch
him.
Mr.. Anthony Koepp has hard