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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-05

Good goods coims In small pack
aGes, and Hanover 10 now the exception
that rroves the rule. College .rit
runs h cher than tho spots IN thh sun,
VII ch are plenty high. When Yale sent
that four alarm sauawh for old sfsds
10 boost tho team the old timers
swsmped New Haven. That's the col
lego su'ri'. II makes an old grad al
was vi ling 40 80 back and annoy en-
some more. dartmouth isn't q big col
lAre. But what the old soup dish Ia ~
IN capacity II makes up In pepper. The
team pays Co'sate tomorrow, foot
ball outfit that is stronger than old
time overalls. You remen or the ~
they used 10 advertise In the cable cars
with sS hIskt guys pull ng on a'h
leg. II button came of they gave
you 10 cents rebate II the waist hand
burrted they gave you a new pair Th's
kept a guy always looking neat ana
natty.
There hssn't been any moan FOR
I'D orads AZ Dartmouth, - II isnt
moaning college. But the old tim.
hsIp tho ssaehss In the order
named. rrv'ro TO oil the machin.
sry with . monkey Wrsnch 10 On o'd
grads prsrouatlvs.
Well. the old grad Of the works blew
into Hanover today In order TO help
rame the team for tomorrow's rama
Alonyslic Of this Gechokus. Methus, iAh
would have been charged with juvenile
del nquency He had . red lamp hung
In his whiskers 70 that no near .sisht "a
hIck would harvest en- like q crop.
This old timer had p,aysd q oart.
mo IN In the days whom football Was
sem q crime. Hs was . tackle on the
fe<a eleven that heId Vale 70 teur deg.
On touehdowns. The wee the game IN
IN the sorir,raeN Football Wss formal
In those days and no Guy could est
murd-.~d without beinV Irtrodueet and
recommended. 0ettlnu bumped on 10
m"eh t,sler thess Iona days o. short.
ages. Showing that civilization 10 ad.
vaneIna AZ q rapid limp,
Even n you gave him a quick Phil.
adeiph q election count this old grad
wripllsd like wall paper In . country
ho,si.. lie was jus, getting his third
edition Of teeth. He was N rear
sighted and deaf that As buxssd away
two hours 10 the tackiin6 dummy with
cut even Set:ing heir that ,, a. OF
setting moro than two answers TO
every seven questions.
The old bsy sev,6 e,sy fsstbsn,
seo, except No eovldnt hovss why
nft tire nroesru ptayerO have tte@r
hsir trimmed elssev thaN tNe NEST
on IN GnOilsh mutton shep, IN NE
7 DAY they ersW thsle heir leno -
mako tsckilns easier.
Aftsr q tsckies GOT M Ash hooks on
tho runner no was harder 10 dislodGe
than q cootis. The ola Grah also re-
msmbs.ed the lon-est sosI ever klct d.
II was knocked Oft BY Sam Mccall s1-
Governor ~ Massachusetts This was
N 1872 and Dartmouth needed ono goal
10 w'n Sam kicked the ball ei"hty
yards and u would have gone farther
u there hadn't been two Princeton guys
riding on II. Sam got excited whom he
started to kick neld goals and n any,
body got In the ROAD Ne vas kno~hsd
for . goal, too. Congressman Sam
Powers was another eood kicbsr and
could drop a plano over the Goai posts
from tho s0-yard iins. Melvin Adams.
who runs the narrow 6augs roailroad.
was = good player In 1874, except ne
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-05

noon and spend the nigh, In New York
resumlnH ia 70 rney TO Princeton the
following morning.
PRINCETON. n J.. Nov. s.--The
gates Of Palmer stadium were thrown
open % the Princeton students today,
tho Tigers secre, practice sess ons he
Ing abandoned. Coach Roper Indicated.
however. that IN. srr'nm7 ees today
and tomorrow would no, show any OF
the plays the Tigers expect 10 spring
on Harvard Saturday
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-05
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Exolain'ng III. II. c. Of l..

wilmington News -Journal)
Luke Mcluke SAWS that mother used
10 have a big bag filled with clothes
pins. but daughter has bigger bag
filled with laundry bills, and he might
have added that father used to have
one set Of cclluloid cuffs in the bureau
dsawr but son now has nine dozen
soft collar, and hall as many shirts.
Kruel-Dayi
Albert Kruel and Roberta Dav have
Just been married in kekoosa, Wis.
Well, Welt
A q rule men do no, pay much at
ten,on TO womens clothes. But what
we started to say was that John {,
Fineirock is a United Lutheran
church missionary.
Strange!
Eva Buck is suing Oda Buck for
divorce in Dayton, Ohio. II that's all
he owed, she should hang on to him.
Pohcel
Dear Luke: A local society 10
which ] belong is going to hold .
Curio Bazar At which some extremely
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-05

when We had eleven saloons there
would have been an issue OF the paper
abou. once 4 month.
Luke McLuke Says.
When a handsome mother has a
hom-ly daughter people know where
TO place the blame without seeing
the father
Don't get mad. Young man. because
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-05
.dakRMIf1e
His Column
.ODH~" HVS

HO, Hum
Around the town men sadly roam,
But they iind upught tp thr"r.
They Oh that they could have me
foam
They used 20 blow of beer.
Mean Brute
MY. but isn't that woman homey
exclaimed Mrs Gabb "She must be
the ugieN woman on earth"
Hush" replied MI Gabb ,weet'y
"lop forget yourself, my dear
Advice.
TJAay IN every thoughtful ma.
snme good advice lll lend.
DO not accept more fhypra Than
You're willing 80 extend.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-05
The Wise Fool


Haste is the mark Of a weak
mind" observed the Sage.
Then some OF TIE men ! have len,
money 10 must be profoundly intel
leCmal," commented the Fool
A Smile.
just ,'on snd think It Ger a utus
While.
The outook- DARK. II makes you
wear q ffGVn,
How can you meet misfortune with n
smile
when you can't buy a dogGone smile
IN town
Your iiance seems 10 he an every
day sort OF a fellow remarked Mr.
Naylor
"Oh. no." renIi.d Miss Peach.. HE
calls only three times week
Fact.
For thi. Information you don't have 70
pay,
II oh uid keep you IN fns feather;
| Lay something by for n rainy day.
And you'll Il always have dry weather.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-05

-. = UT '@''TT VIZ THT-
We Never Forge, a Kind Act
When We DO II Ourselves.
They Would Close Up for Lack of
Stock.
'IrOm al interyiew with Luke NcI,uke
I'm the Lawfcnceburg. Ind. Nevs)
'At any rate continued Luke. 81
used to run paper and set all my
type, and took all the advertising ou,
IN trade. There were five saloons in
the town"
We think that II Luke had been
running a paper IN Lawrenceburg
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-05

Albert Kruel and Roberta Day have
Just been married in kekoosa, Wis.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-05
Name. Is Name,.
Our Daily SpecisI

Miss Ietkle Kelley lives h D..
catur, Georgia
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-05

There hasn't been any moan FOR
I'D erads n Dartmouth, - II isnt
q moaning college. But the old tim.
sss always t,o~ In TO hinder and
hsIp tho eoachss In the order
named. rrvlro to oil the machln.
cry with . monkey Wrsnch 10 On Old
Grads prsrogativs.
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
Notorious Anarchist Says Hess ss
Doesn't Object to Deportation

New York, Dec THAT Alexander
Berkman, who has been one Of the
leading advocates Nof violence in
America since 1892. does not object
to- the ss9oyernment's decision TO de-
portyshim,n Russia, providing he Is
sent efroErad, is the statement Of
Harry Neinberger. his attorney.
BeTkman waA born in Russia and has
neNerrb been naturaliZed. He is a
strong -6eliever in Bolshevik princi-
..Berkman asks that when he
leaves this country that American
espionage shall cease" said Vein
berger. HE further asks that he be
allowed three to six months to close
up his personal affairs and business in
this country"
At the hearing Berkman did. not
sisted that the government had no
right to inquire what his opinions
were. In his statement Mr. Veins
berger said Berknan had put his po-
sition in the following words: ~ 8
.'I deny the right Of any one, in-
dividual or collectively, to set up an
inquisition of thought. Thought is.
or should be free: My social views or
political opinions are nay personal
for them. Responsibility begins only
with the effects Of thought expressed
in action. Not before. Free thought.
necessarily involving freedom Of
speech and press, I may, tersely de-
fine thus: No opinion a Law, no opin-
ion a crime. For the government to
attempt to control thought, to pre-
scribe certain opinion or prescribe
others, is the height of despotis1n.
The proposed hearing is an invasion
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
Trail Farmers Are
Evidently Stung In j.
The Store Business

Hillsboro, N. D.. Dec. 5:-There is
a well authenticated rumor going the
rounds here that the Consumers
United Store established some time
ago in this city has. according to
promises higher up. been turned over
to those who hold the buyers certifi-
Gates in the same. The illsboro Ban
ner sizes up the situation in the fol-
lowing language:
There was something like 320,400
in certificates disposed Of in, this
county and stock OF goods the value
of about $500 was put in. This has
been reduced considerable and prob
ably there is less than $1,000 in
goods now on hand" Figuring that
there is only $1,000 in goods left of
the $20,40O invested by the farmers
it seems that the investors could de-
mand and secure judgment against
Townley, ct al. for the shortage of
s19,4o0, if the store has been turned
back to those who put up the money.
The store promoters have failed to
carry out their part of the contract"
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
Mandan Officials Are
Pleased With Lights

Mandan, n D., Dec. <5.-City Off
cials here have pronounced them
selves more than satisfied with GER
tain changes made in the original
plans for the white way lighting sys-
tenn being installed in Mandan. In
some instances smaller cables were
used, but more circuits put in--which,
it is thought has been an improve
ment rather than a loss. The ques-
ton has arisen, however, regarding
interest money being paid by the city
on warrants given the contractor, as
the work will be finished about SIX
months later than originally planned
thus making an added expense OF
about $1,000 to the city through in
terest charges. Some residents OF the
city contend that >the contractor
should make this amount good to the
city but the city officials have taken
no steps as vet in the matter.
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
INDICATIONS ARE
THAT LEGISLATURE
WILL QUIT SATURDAY

Bismarck. n. D.. Dec. 5.-Indica-
tions tonight were that the extraor-
dinary session of the legislature would
adjourn Saturday night. Several i'm
portant bills still are before commit
tees, but reports are expected to come
in tomorrow on all measures. If the
committees are able to report today,
the legislature can adjourn Saturday
night. Friday and Saturday night
sessions ediy will be held.
President Howard Wood of the sem
ate said last nigh, that if the COM
mittee complete their work in time
to report today the legislature can adj
journ Saturday night.
William Lemke, who handles the
legislative end of the Nonpar,isan
league work. informed the Herald cor
respondent las, night that Senate Bill
3. changing the absent voters ballot
law. has been amended 50 as 10 elm
irate at leas: one objectionable fea-
ture. The clause providing that the
privileges of the absent voter shall be
extended 10 any voter living q
half mile or more from the voting
place whether the voter is In the pre-
, cinct or not, has been amended 70
make It apply to women voters only
The senate today killed the bill!
changing the primary election day
from the third Wednesda: in June 70
| the third Wednesday in August
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05

who are people who change neither
religion nor other ideas, and for that
reason have always been the cham
pions of the religion of Mohammed.
We want also to see an independent
Armenia. as we believe the latter will
never rest until they have it. we
want for our boundaries the lines of
the arn1isuce. that is Thrace, Asia
Minor, to. the Russian frontier, thence
10 the trading center of Bagdad,
which is about one-half Turkish
though it is also Inhabited by Persi-
ans, Kurds and Arabs and thence to
the Mediterranean.
/ Inside of this territory we want
Creeks Armenians or any one. so
long as they do not agitate political
Fly. There should be no religious dis
Ftinctions. We should abolish the old
courts and have them uniform. We
should take our patriarch out of, our
political cabinet and let him merely
be head of our church system: Tho
Sultan should continue In his duel
capacity as Sultan. politically, and as
Caiiph. religiously,,
with growing economic prosperity
Turkey would become better coun-
try but to accomplish what we need
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
BURLEICH COUNTY
S. S. TO CONVENE

Bismarck, N. D., Dec. 5.--The Bur-
leigh County Sunday School conven-
t1on will be held in this city December
.16 and II at one of the local churches
to be announced later. About rs dele
gates from the county are expected
to attend the convestion and a larger
number from the city. The delegates
will represent all of the Sunday
schools i'm the county and the conven-
ton Is held for the purpose of advanc-
ing the Sunday school work il this
vicinity.
Among the noted persons who will
address the convention will be DR.
Lea Howard, president of Fargo Col
lege: j. c. Garrison of Fargo, state
Sunday school superintendent and
Miss Bertha Palmer Of this city, held
worker for the state Sunday School
association. Included on the program
will be special musical numbers.
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
Albertans Experience
Worst Winter Known

Calgary, Alta Dec. 5.-Cut of by
weather conditions from their coal
supply and. through the came con-
ditions, prevented from hauling in
hay, ranchers and homesteaders Of
southern Alberta are experiencing
the worst situation in the hi>tory OF
that area Many Of the ranchers arc
in desperate straits.
Added to the shortage Of feed
which forced many small cattlemen
to dispose Of their herds and cause
others to curtail holdings. the bliz-
zard of two weeks ago and continued
severe weather has prevented hauling
in of necessary sustenance for man
and beast.
The region suffering most serious
ly is that lying between Lethbridge.
Magrath and the international bound
ary. In much OF this district home
steaders must haul their coal from
Lethbridge by teams distances rang
ing from 20 to 40 miles.
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
Grafton People Are T.
Ready For Carnival

Grafton, n. D., Dc. 5.-Prepara-
tions for the indoor carnival to be
given here December IL and IL by
the young people of the Catholic
church are practically complete. The
show will take place. at the armory
and will be one Of the most elaborate
events Of the kind eyer put on in the
town.
The attractions for the two eve
nings will consist Of booths where To-
cal talent side shows will be staged,
tea tables, music, dancing, etc. Fancy
aprons and other small articles will
be sold. and a food sale will Be in
progress most Of the time An ad-
mission fee will be charged at the
door. One Of the most unique fea-
lures Of the whole show will be the
crowning Of the queen OF the carnival
on the evening of the first day.
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
COYOTES BAD in
/. WESTERN PEMBINA

1 Cavalier, n. D., Dec. 4.--According
10 County Agent Roy Dynes, coyotes
are causing considerable trouble for
sheap men In the western part of Penn
ina. county. Mr.. Dynes made arrange
ments recently to have Mr.. Gillings of
the state agricultural college address
the farmers on the best plans for htr-
ing trappers. The county commission,
ers were later appfoached and asked
10 lend county aid to the trapping pro-
iect; this they agreed to do proydtng
Cavalier county lying just to the west
would go in on similar basis. 1t is
contended hero that the coyotes come
front the hills inI eastern Cavalier
county. It Is thought that a mutual
agreement can@b be arrived at by the
commissioners of the two counties
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
GOOD SLEIGH DOGS
ARE RARE IN NORTH

The Pas. Man, Dec 5.-Scarcity Of
sleigh dogs is being felt keenly
throughout the north country. The
numbers are fewer than in former
years and the quality IS considered
poor. 49,
Aside from racing teams there are
few dogs OF any account, the Indian
dogs especially having gone down
grade. Unless more attention is paid
to the development of commercial
dogs, experienced ''mushers"t declare,
they will soon be as valuable as
horses. A seam of five dogs is now
worth from $50 to 5000.
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
WELL KNOWN WOMAN
AT HATTON DIES

Hatton, n. D., Dec. 5.-Mrs. n. L.
Aysne, wife of prominent retired
farmer in this city, died at her home
long illness from cancer.
Mrs. Aysne was born in Norway 6S
years ago and came to North Dakota
with her husband at very early
date. The family settled on a farm
near here where they resided until
about three years ago when they
bought home in town. The deceas-
ed is survived by her husband four
children. all grown UP. The funeral
will be held from st. Johns Lutheran
church on Saturday afternoon.
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
Montana Investigates
Ignite Coal Deposit,

Helena. Mont, Dec. Fired z.
ports that ignite coal in quantities.
whie hexperts estimate would SuP-
ply the state for six hundred year,,
has been LOCATED nearsthe proposed
Fallon- n-Glendiv6 irrigated ykoject's
pumping plant, .in eastern Montana
Buck has jun, returned from tbs
new field, which he inspected on re-
quests of residents. He said there are
about $4,000 acres Of Ignite.
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
Northwestern News
HATTON FARM BRINGS
$l25.OO PER ACRE

Hatton. n. D., Dec. Sc. l..
assistant cashier in tho
First National Bank Of this city. has
recently purchased the e. G. Bruns-
void quarter section farm west OF
here for $l25 per acre. The farn-fs
beautifully located on the, banks Of
the Goose river and the land Is in
ideal condition. Mr.. Brunsvold is =
resident OF Fargo.
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05

We would lose Arabia and Syria: We
appear to have done SO by the war.
I believe in cultural union Of these
peoples, however. and a continuance
Of our economic relations with
Arabia, which were always close and
natural. 80 -
Ideas Unchanged.
''The national idea is TO maintain
the integrity of the Ottoman Turks.
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
Walkers Mi,1ot Greenhouses

we can't go alone. we realize that
we must haze outside help. which
would be respected BY our people and
the Christians. and which in reform
ing us could bear any blame for the
reforms. Coming from an unpred-
JUDGED source they would be accept
ed.
THE Sultan has been frightened
by, the nationalist movement and by
the suggestion that, Americans would
make us a republic. eliminating him
politically. we are not so pro- Boil
shevik as to wish to overthrow him,
and for many years 1t would not De
ut is believed the British want
Turkey because they. have many Mos
lem subjects once independent who
looked to the Caliph here. and that. 1t
is not in their interest to have the
last Moslen,s independent To make
these last subject people they
would adopt the pretext of defending
him. as in the case Of the nationalist
starting trouble" -
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
ONLY TWO SINCERE
POLITICAL MOVES

Constantinople. Nov. 7.-tBy the
Press,)-There are only
two sincere political movements in
Turkey. one for American help. the
other for an independent country
which should be . left alone. says
Ma1ide Edib, Turkish woman novel;
ist, poet and nationalist. All the resi-.
she told The Associated
Press correspondent today.
Small. handsome, a brilliant con-
versationalist and speaker. Halide
Edib, a fiery advocate for a new and
better Turkey, is the best-known
woman Of her country. A graduate
Of Robert College for Girls, an Amer
ican institution, she speaks English
well and has used it since the ar
here to her hopes. In the war she
worked with her husband, physi-
clan. int the Red Crescent or Turkish
Red. Cross. One Of her novels, New
Turania," Turkish Looking For
ward" has greatly moved her people
by Its patriotic appeal:
II don't think any nation in
Europe except. .perhaps Belgium
would be disinterested enough, or
ers, to take over. the work that must
be done here" she said. 80 we
have organized an. American propa-
ganda which is evident in all parts Of
the old empire. Even the humblest
people realize the truth Of our con-
tentions, and for that reason it has
been easy-to persuade them to favor
an American control: -
1.-THE Americans haven't 't;1encoura1-
Sd--us, and other nations have dis
couraged us, either by deportations or
cAi1sofs4ffp ofs*our press. We cam,
send. any. one to America because the
arrnistice prevents us from travelling.
Moustapba .Kemal Pasha, who iss an
fhonest, sincere patriot, believes as we
Turkey Needs Peace
what Turkey needs is peace. mod
ern agricultural Development as oul
soil is very rich, territorial integrity
wherein there are equal rights tt
ton We need q uniform school sys
tenn. There ista vast desire for edu:
cation and many parents make many
sacrifices while children educat.
themselves. rattsg than 80 {nneducat:
~. ..s 4. MI = s;,
). 5Fa..1ehe5 yeprnasts3r Turkey is mucl
morS hteapaed than As believed
shrod zand ducatton 10 part q
Il
fenced by stheePersian influence Whtcl
took from bur women their old free
dom. 1t must be remembered that a
our women, are; not to BE- Judged ID
those Of the c4ty; who donE count 70
much. in the country our wonel
have ali the family responsibilities
/ they tin sthe soil, they. care for tn,
children, while the role Of the man /
more that ofstl1e soldier. 4 Es r IS s3Sss
Women In Turkey have thei
yanitdes, too. Just like women else
4 where's InFntV novel in which I pic
tuTed Turkey. as She should be,
i pIanned aanaw Costume without tn
we'll somewhat like that Qf tn
4 1QuakeresG but altar time it was n
| longerworn because At wasn't founl
Il hecoming. u. II 1ot ~ ST. ~ 4. ;aisS;
i much has been said 81 the pan
tIslAmic, and n-Turanian mov4
\ 4menta Politically Il am Tor neithe,
\ The dr5t refers go relle e36Hs sunio
a and tho second to the racial union o
y peoples .inhabitiHE north Africa an
q AAiAs ,H pjee 81 Are5 s1ooseii
: gtTurka. AfAbs. f114aIs and Kurdl
when the new Turk idea started til
old impsriaiists objected that by 3
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
NO ACTION TAKEN
YESTERDAY ON THE
BURTNESS CHARGE

Bismarck, n. D., Dec. 5.-The house
again yesterday failed to take any ac-
ton in regard to o. b. Burtness'
charges that the travelling library
boxes of the state library were being
filled win books on free love, Social
ism and Anarchism.
The house was ready to act, but the
investigating committee appointed
Monday was not ready to report.
When the. afternoon session opened,
Chairman Walker asked for authority
to hire an attorney to examine C.. e.
Stangeland, and this >precipitated a
heated battle. j. F. r. O'Connor, o.
3. Burtness and others contended that
| there was. no necessity for securing an
attorney, but the authority finally
was given
o,Connor- commended. that the COM
mittee, only was to, interrogate. the
not the books named by Mr.. Burtneas
were in the travelling library box and
ne said that the committee had done
this and was ready to report.
Wanted Time.
| Keitzman declared that Burtnese
had inferred that the books were to
be sent out to the schools Of the state
and he wanted to give the committee
time to investigate that charge.
l O'Connor said that the COMMITTEES
\ was ready to report on that very
point, but tho report was not asked
Keep thy tongue and keep tn,
friends.
Grand Forks herald., 1919-12-05
MOBILIZATION j]i OF .s..s=. .:,..t Az.
THREE CLASSES is
ORDERED By SLOVAKS

Copenhagen, Dec. H.-The Czecho-
slovakian government has ordered the
mobilization Of three military classes,
says dispatch from Vienna, to the
National Tidende here. A Prague dis
patch says that 81 divisions of Cxecho
Slovtks are advancing toward the
Hungarian frontier.