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RAILROADS
Chesapeake & Ohio Railroad

Cfn., IoV vile e Weat., 81: 400 D. se:ao :,
Main Line Local, s7:45a ts.1s n
James River Line, sIoo0p XIX
Newport News. -
Nix. Old Point. 1900 a. $4,000 A. s4.oe -
Newport News. Local, 1900 a. ss:9S
F-om NIX. Newport
News Old r. s12:ob . s3:35 n ss.46n
West: $3.50 a. s3:45 n Locals 70 * I'm %
s7:55 y. James River 1870 q sS:Oo n
sDaily. Except Sunday
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MAXWELL s-PAssENGER, SAXON SIX.
1913. 5-PAssENGER. 1913 PASSENGER
CLUB ROADSTER. IA BARGAIN OAK
LAND SIX 1918 TOURING CAR A.
PRENTIss. 80 WEST BROAD RAN.
DOLPH 40.
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SO. Enst Grace street, Richmond, Va.
Whose Skill. Method and Prescription
Glasses have been boon to thousands
OF Virginians during the past Is years.
IL you have blurring, dizziness, ncu-
rAlgia, headache. spots before the eyes,
Winking, trembling spells cataract
burning and smarting OF the eyes va
rious nervous and brain affections, en- :
railing not only positive injury to the
ight, but untold misery, call imme-
diately.
Consultation free between 10 A. AZ
and p. M.
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WORK AT LANGLEY FIELD
Wnr Department. Authorizes Construr-
ZION OF rhrce Large Hangers to
House DfriEiblcs.

- EkFsVNIS0VN
WASHINGTON, Feb. 27-Construc-
lion of three large hangers at Langley
rleld, Va has been authorized by the
was learned. % ''e'' ~
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AUTOMOBILES
Automobiles for Sale.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. VERY
WITH CLOSED BODY: GOOD RUN.
MING CONDITION. CHEAP FOR CASH.
w. C. BOYD. SIS WEST BROAD STREET.
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GENUINE moncy-sa,ing Propositions are
srost IN these columns They'll In
WANT to rent. or buy houaey The cfty'e
pest properties are listed In the CLASSIFIED
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WILLIS s1x-AsK TO SEE mr.
BEES CAR: PASSENGER,
PAINTED. TIRES AND MECH
CONDITION GOOD. MoToe
CHANGE BUILDING. sos wEsI
STREET.
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Funeral Directors.
Personals,

$40 REWARD for arrest and return home
OF Biilte Trent. who left home on Feb
5uary %. He Is II years old. S feet 6 or
front tooth deoayed. Dark hair and eyes
II found communicate with J. w Trent
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HUDSON $40 roadster. in nrst-c.as, con-
d htan :, VII sacrince TO quick. buyer.
1908 West Broad Street. %
lNTERNATIONAL-l-t truck 15,,E-
demonstrator closing out this agency. an
per cent discount. Richmond Motor Co.
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MAccAR TRUCKS
Tho truck OF continuous. service.
Continental motor. T1mkcn a1lee,
Brown-Lipo transmission. ross
steering gear. Bosch magnetic
Stromberg carburetor. I1-2-ton.
c1-2-ton. 31-:-ton, s1-:-ton. Worm
drive. H. D. King Motor Cor
porahon. $50 W. Broad St
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Motorcycles and bicycle

BICYCLEs-Better get one for II
girl now. Full stock new and sei
from SIS up. Tompkins has WI
West Broad Street. II, II
MOTORCYCLES AND BICYCLES
1913 Indian, greatest motorcycIo9S
QUICK 5ction Ia necessary by q.
ad hero that interests you. q Anofl
VIII beat Won to II" II YOU don't
tn ESE ads all aim to Interest n
It's the readers who buy things,
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
Deaths,

infant Mt Gal a: A. N Miasjo5Is B. hSsenbaum.
Rosenbaum: aged TWO and one half Hf ' year s.
lnterment private. Please omit movers
hE Fly FEBRUARY, 2e, at the home OF
q MIS- aFf S ~, Hey HsS. e o. Ghssr
ae' ch sssa
SSounS,y. Interment At Maury Cemetery,
AIRY e.. Mrs: Helen G. Easey. widow Of
M a kasey sh In Is ss1EiHsa
by TWO daughters. Ceillc Il, and Helen
tcrnoen at $40; interment private
M0E NORRIS, at his residence. 1916 North
vel J. MOTIFS in the for,y-eirhth ~" YEAR An OF
Dis a ss;, lie is survived by his wife and
,Funerai, viii, take place from Fairmoun,
bantlst Church =. NJ. sunday afternoon.
HfNA xsn1e a. her resldsnfs i79s Grove
beth Is iit s.n at i ihl5 ososk Sarah ELIZA
Nh; Curtis 81. Dozicr., Gnu
ma runsr t ss w 'lfs plass with re>qem
Ns53SH and T Ha;isss
sL0iAN.-D!ed. wednesday,, February &c.
My asis: at hts rcsidcnsc. 1913 Grove Ave.
uf Funeral 'u lan vi hs slG rens aged fP5.y
DAY afternoon at o'clock Interment
rAAf m.lis caaeiy a, her R9me Dykslsnd.
~ moni i.i' M It,er "a Srlet LINES. OF pnsu
Taylor. Of Amelia; Two brothers. W. B..
u. . Anelia; ana pr Lewis Ii. Taylor. Of
Interment In Hollywood upon arr,v,,,
Of i;2' Southern train. Main Street sta
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OVERLAND SIX ehummy roadstv
derful shape. Terminal Motor &
and Cary Streets. s 20
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ROSENBAuM.-Died. Thursday, February
~ ~ a.. A.. Marjorie b. Roson ba uIn.
kosenoaum aged two and one half years
Intermcnt private. Please omit Mowers
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DIAMOND RING-Lost, Thursday noon ON
Main between Fourteenth and Eleventh.
ring. SIS reward II returned TO i3si
Main. nj 4
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wILLYs-KNIGHr-Is17 7-PAssEN1
FINE CONDITION. BARGAIN
LAC PASSENGER. In FRS
CONDITION. WILL. SACRIFICE
$3.50. ATLANTIC MOTOR Co, 1sd
BROAD STREET. /
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q ". (. i,.I 81 !
AUTOMORILE,St
2 AutomobiIcs fn,. : Sill
oNE-ToN TRUCK q - Is

To. sale. hiEh.srado onssts,
Have purchased u heaviS
attractive price for cash OF 10
TO responsible party. Used "a
,le and condition Guaranteed
!utely as good as new. ) Coets
L. .. Box iSa. Norfolk. Va
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Lost and Found.

AUTO TIRE Lost. between SEVENTEENTH
and Main ard Brook Avenue and Clay,
one automobile tire. Gates half sole,
Thursday morning. fiex-
loe bracelet, carved gold links. square
lin Street reward. SIS west Frank
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East Main. or call Madison II 03-J.
KEY AND RlNG-I.ostr one large steel koy
with steel rirg attached Return To iUi I
West Franklin Street and receive reward
LIBERTY BOND-Lost. IN Main Street be-
tween Seventh and Twelfth Streets Lib
erty loan bond. fourth issue. No. 2252625
Liberal reward IL returned. ii 706. care
Times Dispatch.
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DRkEHS PROTECTED
AGAINST MISFORTUNE

Added 10 this. there is the triple Sc
curity against sickness. unemployment
and old age. The government grants
sex pay 10 the clerks at the rate Of
tuh salary for the first six months Of
Illness and half salary for further
Ely months. IT is pledged to retain
thch, after the first year Of probation
RESEARCHES Of any siackness in bust
ncaS; And pension representing two
thirds OF salary is provided after FORTY
years service a pension indeed. is
attalnahle after ten years service, hut
- IS only granted to those whose iii
neaith forces them to retire and. being
nut fraction OF the full pension, is
lnconsiderabIe.
~ amount OF security, however. can
really compensate for a lifetime spent
~ such work az at present falls to tho
iot or the post office clerk, and one OF
ne ilrst uses to which she will nut
her newly acquired vote VIII be TO
hctter her condition. One remedy
would seem TO lie in measures which
would raise the percentage OF mar
rage. such az adequate wages, hons
ING facilities, exemption of the mar
ricd from taxation and endowment ~
motherhood. = consensus of opir,ion
among women clerks. however. would
Disclose that they arc consjdcrably
less occupied with their matrimonia,
than their industrial prospects. and A
more far-reachins remedy would be 10
open up the .possbilitie sof the seryic.
TO them equally with men and to
enable clerks to become somefbinp
better than infnitcstjmaI coCs in q
.1uEG ku1aChfne. III, u 5-s 49, ~ 49,. m
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Funeral Friday. 2Sth, = p. NJ At
Branch's Baptist Church of ChcstcfbejS
county. Intermcnt At Maury Cemetery,
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BUICK 90 excellent mechanical condi-
and Cary Streets. W. -''''''
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Intended for the
Germans
Deadliest Poison Ever Known
Was Made in the US.

Guarded night and day and far out
interior department exposition in
Washington, ID. c., is tiny vial. 1t
contains specimen of the deadliest
poison ever known. 1t is "Lewisite,"
product of an American scientist. 1t
is what Germany escaped by signing
the armistice before all the resources
of the United States were turned on
her.
Ten airplanes carrying 'Lewisite"
would have wiped out every vestige
of life--human, animal and vegetable,
in Berlin. A single days output would
snuff out the 100000 lives on Man
haitian island. A single drop poured
in the palm of the hand would pene-
trate to the blood, reach the heart and
kill the victim in great agony.
What was coming to Germany may
he imagined by the fact that when the
armistice was signed it was being man.
ufactured at the rate of ten tons day.
Three thousand tons of this most terri
BILE instrument ever conceived for kill
ing would have been ready for bust
ness on the American front in France
on March 1.
"Lewisite" is another of the big Sc
crets of the war just leaking out. 1t
was developed in the bureau of mines
by Prof. w. Lee Lewis of Northwest
ern university, Evanston, H., who took
commission as captain in the
army. II was manufactured in a spe-
cially built plant near Cleveland, call
ed the "mouse trap" because every
workman who entered the stockade
went under an agreement not to leave
the 11-acre space until the war was
won.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
HENHOUSE HINTS

Your poultry houses should be well
ventilated in summer. Every glass
| door should be left open night and day
or removed until cold weather. 1t will
require only few minutes to do this
and 1t will contribute much toward
the comfort and best welfare of your
hens, writes D. ]. Lambert, Rhode Is
land station. During warm weather
1t does not matter which side of the
house is open. 1t would be better If
all sides were out. There Is no dam
ger from draft during August and Sep
tember.
Growing chicks will grow best when
they can roOst where there are clean
perches and only roof over their
heads. With this simple arrangement
there will be less danger from crowd
ing and mites. These mites or spider
lice multiply very rapidly when the
roosts are neglected. You will find
them under the perches and in cracks
and crevices Of the adjoining wood
work. They crawl out of their hiding
places at night and suck their fill Of
blood from the birds on the roosts.
You can often detect them by very
disagreeable odor which they throw
Of.
In order to get rid of them, the house
must he opened up to the air, brushed
and cleaned out thoroughly from cell
ing to floor and then sprayed with
solution of cresote oil and water and
then with whitewash, so as to, know
every part of the house has been COW
cred. If dirt floor, five or six inches
of the top must be removed to make
n complete job of housekeeping.
Those who keep poultry and neglect
to keep them clean and comfortable
cannot expect them to be profitable.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Red Cross issues Warning
Against Using of Name and
4 Emblem in Various Schemes

The American Red Cross has issued
n warning to the public against per-
sons who are using the Red Cross
name and emblem for commercial pur-
poses of various sorts. Any CONNER
cial enterprise that is seeking to push
It's business under the Red Cross name
Is doing so without the consent of the
national and divisional headquarters
of the organization. The provisions
of It's charter prohibit the use of the
Red Cross name or emblem for COM
mcrcial purposes. Some of the en-
terprlses named by the Red Cross MS
unauthorized are the selling of trink.
cts and war pictures by discharged
and wounded soldiers with the state
ment that part of the profits of the
sales will be given to the Red Cross.
and the offering for sale of certificates
to the families of the men In the serv-
ice, representing that by such pur-
chase the family may obtain the
speedy discharge Of their soldiers and
representing that the proceeds of the
sale of these certificates will result
in benefit for the Red Cross.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Community Drier Will Help
Save Much PerishabIe Food;
Cooperation Is Suggested

Cities or villages confronted with
the question of saving surplus perish
able crops from home and school gar
hens this season may well consider
The construction and operation of a
community drier, according to E. L..
Kirkpatrick of the Colorado Agricul-
tural college, who says:
practically all vegetables, as well
as fruits, may be dried or dehydrated
and kept in paper bags or paper car
tons until needed for use this fall or
winter.
'"The cost of satisfactory fam
equipped drier with capacity of from
800 to 1000 pounds of raw produce
per day will be between $3.50 and
S40O. The best general-purpose
plant is of the combined tunnel and
cabinet type, fitted with an exhaust
fan at one end and a box heating stove
At the other. Pipe from the stove
should run below the set of trays or
tills throughout the full length of the
1rier.
Before undertaking the building of
plant, each community should make
n thorough survey of the amount of
perishable crops available, decide on
A satisfactory building for housing the
outfit and formulate business plan
Of operation throughout the season."
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
IN RUSSELL GuLCH

Arthur Wood has .arriven in
Denver and expects to be dis
charged from the navy shortly.
F. A. Hammond arrived from
Denver Monday, accompanied By
his daughter, Miss Hilda.
Mrs. j. C. Williams went to
Denver Sunday, accompanied by
her children.
F. G. Wood and w. M. Kirk re-
turned this afternoon from Tab
ernash.
Machinery is being placed on
the Incidental mine.
Thos. Ellis and family and
Robt. Richards and family will go
to Denver Friday morning for the
Fourth.
Chas. Ellis, John and James
Grenfell went to Denver this af-
ternoon.
Mrs. James Grenfell went to
Golden Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Brock, of Hayden,
visited in the Gulch Wednesday.
Game Warden S. T. Harris will
be at Tolland during the Fourth
to look after the fishermen.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03

In 1914 he turned the Smoky city
outfit back five times in six starts, and
In 1915 won three out of four against
the Pittsburgh crew. In 1916 he was
charged with losing two games to the
Pirates, though he entered both of
these games in the closing innings, go-
ing to the relief of team mate. He
beat them five times In row in 1917
and five times out of six In 1918, and
came out on the long end of a meeting
with the Pirates In the opening game
of the present season.
Seven Of the % victories Vaughn
has hung up mt the expense of the Pi-
rates have been shut-outs, and he al
lowed them an average of only six hits
per game
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
There Will Be Coal Shortage

In the southeastern fields there
is estimated 5S,0G0,000 tons short
age of normal coal production.
United Mine Workers demand
6-hour day, five days per weel:
or 30 hours production at pay of
48 hours.
They demand still further ma
tionalization of coal miners,
which means applying govern
ment inefficiency to production.
With the first signs of labor
trouble in July the railroads will
make demand to take over the
bulk of the supply.
In the excessive and unusual
demands of the miners unions,
the consumer is entirely overlook
ed.
1t looks as if car shortage would
accentuate coal shortage, thus
adding to the burden Of the pub
lie.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Displaying the Flag.

There is no federal flag law now in
force pertaining to the manner of dis
playing or hanging the flag, but GUS
tom DEGREES that the union shall be
hung to the north or east when the
flag is suspended otherwise than from
a flagpole, inside or outside Of build
ing. The stripes should be perpen'
dicular to the ground or floor. These
suggestions are embodied in report
on the subject made by the adjutnnt
general of the army.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03

Republican Leader Mondell, in
the House, praises his party for
saving billion dollars to the tax
payers, Topped from appropriation
bills in the House. But the game
is too thin. Many of the appro-
priations cut out by the House
have been restored by the Senate,
but Mr.. Mondell camouflages by
talking only of what the House
cut out and not what the Senate
put back, hoping that the latter
will be overlooked.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
PAINFUL APPRECIATION.

sWhat shall we enact tonightfs
asked Harrington Roarer, the eminent
tragedian.
'How about 'Hamletf said his lead.
ing lady.
mo. During our last performance Of
Hamlet the audience of four not only
showed keen delight In seeing the
members Of my company die in the
general slaughter which concludes that
celebrated drama, but they acted as If
they hoped we'd stay dead."-Birming.
ham Age-Herald.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Subject Exhausted.

wv ell, W h y
don't you say
somethlng?" ask
ed the angry won-
an after her long
harangue.
"My dear" re-
piled her husband,
meekly. nothing
remains to be
sald"
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03

Ninety cent of the drugs consumed this country
other than medicinal purposes opium category
ing to the report.
The traffic increasing by leaps Practically the
cities report increase and estimate the
addcs included in the report 100000 The committees
figure of 100000 thereby shown be conservative
these 100000 drug 25o0OO unemployed In this respect
alone the traffic caused the country annual loss
$15O,OOOOOO.
estimated that 23e5 persons receiving in an
effort to loosen the hold drugs have them The peril
taking though shown by the estimate that
scripons filled in the last
One OF the most painful features of the report that depicting
naveborn American as leading in the consumption drugs
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Has No Class.

Miss Plain isn't
n society girl, is
she?" asked Mrs.
Outotown.
"Oh, my. no."
replied Miss Guy.
"In fact, she is n
very common per-
son. She actually
listens to the mu-
sic when she goes
to the opera"
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
WORDS OF WISE MEN

The schemer who flntters an
other man condemns himself.
Silence is the best response
for all contradiction that arises
from impertlnence, vlugarity or
envy.
Sympathy is one Of the great
secrets Of life. 1t overcomes
evil and strengthens good. 1t
dlsarms resistance, meets the
hardened heart and develops
the better part Of human ma
ture.
We learn little by little; II is
only the persevering who ever
know much.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Big Jim Vaughn Has Tackled
Pirates Twenty-Eight Times
Won Twenty-Three Games

Jim Vaughn, the Cubs big pitcher.
wishes that all other National league
clubs were as easy for him as are the
Pirates. The great sOuthpaw has
faced the Pirates % times in his six
campaigns in the senior major league
circuit and has won % Of these games.
He Joined the Cubs in the fall of 1913.
but did not work in a game against
the Pirates that year.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03

Game Warden S. T. Harris re-
turned Wednesday evening from
a trip to Grand lake and other re-
sorts across the range. He re-
ports the water low everywhere
he went and fishing good.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
SIS, ,24s, 900, 300, Fifth Loan Total

The total subscription of the fifth
Victory loan was S5,249. DOS 300. an ex-
cess Of $749,90S,30O, or 1886 per cent
over the prescribed quota of $4,5OO.-
100000, according to final official fig-
ures tabulated ut the TREASURY IN
Washington, d. G. All districts except
Atlanta and Dallas over-subscribed
their quotas.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Million Drug Addicts in u. S.
Nation Leads Void in Illicit "Dops" Traffic
Report to Government Shows

The special narcotic committee appointed former Secretary
Treasury McAdoo investigate the drug traffic the United States
completed Its and Secretary Of the Treasury Glass
The report OF It the United
States as the largest of the world with than
million addict and than spent annually
to satisfy the habit
also shows national organization of dpe ped who carry
on trade in drugs muggd from Canada Mexico and along
the Atlantic and Pacific coasts
Although the conference has already protect
China from the spread of the opium habit report
States to exceed China and lead the
opium Our annual consumption able
to furnish 80 OF yearly child
the country.
The committees table for per capita consumption United
States aud foreign countries grim story table follows:
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Joyous Occasion.

"A directors meeting, eh?"
yes"
"A rather dull affair, presume?"
No. A large dividend was declared.
When there's juicy melon to cut, If
there's any humor in directors sys.
tenn 1t comes out"
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
The Twenty.Four.Aour pay.

Gentlemen" remarked Mr.. Nu.
poppe, to group of friends, II owe
my advance in the world to the collie"
"How is that?" asked his bachelor
neighbor.
well, you see l used to be nothing
hut poor shirt salesman in depart
ment store, but since the baby came
l have become floor walker"
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03

Opinions are stronger than armies
If they are founded in truth and
Justice, they will, in the end. prevail,
against the bayonets Of infantry. the
fire of artillery, and charges of cav.
alry.-Lord palmerston.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
JUST FOR FUN
Getting Nowhere,

"How long has young Dubson been
calling on Miss Peache?"
II can't give you the exact number
Of nights. but I understand he has
heard the family's stock of phonograph
records three times over"
"Umph! If she's still playing the
phonograph he isn't making much
progress"
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
A Diplomatic Illness.

"Im afraid you were not as sick as
you allowed us and perhaps yourself
to think" said the patient mother.
But" answered young son, ut may
be that acted for the best. didn't
know my lesson as well as ought to
and l didn't want to worry the teach.
er."
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
In Other navs

First Mermaid-What is all the rack
ct about?
Second Ditto-Oh, only those sirens
on the rocks blowing about the ship
load of men coming in.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Should Have Confidence.

Life is full Of mysteries, but II is
also full Of blessed assurances. We
need not dwell in the land Of questions
and shadows, when so many things are
clear and plain. We can hold fast to
the things we know, and they will
mike place Of confidence large
enough for our living and dying.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
BRIEF AND BREEZY

Praise man and he'll not
call you liar.
The average woman finds
good looks an expensive habit.
The man who lacks polish
doesn't always lack humanity.
The crab may not be as good
eating as the lobster, but he'll
do In pinch.
The shorter the ice crop is in
the winter the longer the bill
Is In the summer.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Anatomy Auain,

She was two and half. She had
skinned her ankle and was sobbing bit
terly.
Mother was all sympathy. "Where
are you hurt, dear?"
"1-1-am hurt on my wrist-leg," she
walled.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Right Practice.

ut is shame the way that beauty
doctor is selling those pretty girls
gold bricks"
He is doing perfectly legitimate
business. Isn't he grating peaches?"
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
Aoree With Professor.

"The professor seems to be man
Of rare gifts" remarked Mrs. Naybor
"He Is" agreed the professors wife
"He hasn't given me one since we were
mcrried."-London Tit-Bits.
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03
HiohIy lmaoinatjve.

"The notes Of the deep-voiced frogs
out yonder suggest Wagnerian music
to me-"
"They aren't all deep-voiced. Some
Of 1t is pollywogneran music"
Gilpin observer., 1919-07-03

Hubby. I'm III today"
Il could get my sister to come and
lurse you"
Thanks, but I don't feel well enough
to entertain her."