The Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 191?-19??, 1919-05-14
Small Doses


automobile at Sebree and flying
glass injured five people.
The Huns are now cussing Wilson
and the more they cuss him the bet
ter his own people win like him.
s*%*
Borah threatens to quit the Re-
publican party, but the patriotic part
of the party has already quit him.
$3.50
tt is estimated that it will take
thfls weeks to crank up for the Ford
trial and two months to try it out.
An Atlanta man who put his chick
ems in a burglar proof COOP" lost
coop and all the first night he tried
it.
The Supreme Court Of New York
is to decide whether bagpipe makes
music or noise. Neighbors fell out
over one and went to law
The British have identified and
taken to London tower the German
U-boat captain who made "a practice
Of sinking hospital ships. j
&s#%
On another page will be found the
full text Of the Versailles treaty that
Germany must sign or resume fight
ing without an army.
President Wilson has proclaimed
the period from June 8 to June IA
Boy Scout week, for the purpose of
extending the Boy Scout work.
Edmondson county, generally re-
garded as>the jumping off place, will
set the example of building IA miles
Of asphalt highway at cost of $780,
OOO
Now that blackberry winter is be-
hind us, we may prepare to enter into
scientific investigation of the puz-
zling fact that green blackberry is
always red.
Ne chairman of the Republican
Convention ought by all means to be
a Judge. He will have nothing to do
but issue peremptory instruction to
nominate the victims,
%*&&
Editor r. L. Yearblood, Of the Gin
ton Gazette and Mayor Jno. B. Evans
hadla fight over a criticism of the
mayors management of the city wa
ter plant. There we're separated be-
fore blood was drawn
Mrs Harrison No. 2 has forced a
poe nement of Gov. Burton Harris
on's marriage to pretty Betty Wrent-
more of California. How long the
Cruel judge viii keep them waiting
is not known.
Dewey Ford, of Stamford, Conn.,,
returned soldier just married was
shining up his army revolver when
his bride came in and playfully tick
led him. He jumped, the pistol went /
off anl the bullett lodged in the
brides leg. a
THE next campaign is to raise SIS,
100000 for the organization work
of the Salvation Army. AS in the
case of the Red Cross this is to be a
donation, not an investments do
nation to a worthy and patriotic
band of war workers
Won Jagow has written book in
which he says that the war was
started upon reports by subordinate
officers that German territory had
been invaded by France and without
any attempt to investigate the facts,
hostilities were started.
Three milk dealers of Nashville are
on trial for "putting water in their
buttermiIk." If the water was clean
end pure and free from germs, why
are the dealers to be given such un-
pleasant notoriety? Have they done I
anything unusual for Nashville?
Elizabeth Wrentnore, on 1S-year-
old California school girl, swears she /
will marry Gov. Burton Harrison,
aged 45 and both grass and sod ~
widower, in spite of mama's protest.
And after seeing her picture in the
pepper, bets are two to one on Betty, /:
sss$
Ebert swears Germany will not {
sfRn, Orlando refuses to be satisfied
with Italy's share, Foch threatens to {
resign because France is left unpro- {
tected and Borah will quit the Re-
publican party if it helps to ratify g
the treaty, So there You are You !
can't please 'em all.
ss*&
Henry Ford's million dollar libel
suit against the Chicago Tribune for
ealing him an anarchist is 1916 is on 4
trial at Mt. Clemens, Mich. With v
,nillions of money on both sides. the o