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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-04-23
is IT BACHELORISM
BEAUTY OR BOTANY?
Anyhow, Harvey Has En- Guessing
But Keep the Flowers Coming, Har-
vey, the Ladies Enjoy Thorn

Mr. T. Harvey Pollock. assistant Sec
rotary Of the Victory loan campaign. is
recognized ms n connoisseur. whether II
be cdiblcs. systcmatics or insurance.
One new phase has been expressed by
him which has brought 10 the minds or
observers evidence Of the science Of
botany. Anyone who has visiteo 'ne
Victory loan headquarters could not
help but notice the beautiful bouquets
Of fresh flowers which have daily
adorned the five offices in the Wheeling
Bank and Trust building.
II has sheen intImated that Mr.. Pol
locks years of trained bachetorhood
have also added to his adcptness In
knowing how to please the ladies. and
it has come to quandary whether to
attribute the provision Of his flowers 10
his love for them. his desire to please
the ladies or whether he ia in much
hopes OF demonstrating his further
ability Of showing his art of making a
selection from tho large number OF per-
fectly lovely girls" who arc daily en-
gagged in their gratis service at Victory
loan headquarters. Who can solve the
riddle:
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-04-23
Appraisers Award ~:
Clemens 5000 Damages

The board special appraisers yestcr-
day afternoon awarded the owner Of the
Samuel Clemens property 5000 in the
condemnation proceedings Of tho county
commissioners against the property to
build the new Mt. de Chantal road
This case has been before the COM
nissioners twice; the first time in 1916
when Mr.. Clemens declined to accept the
offer Of the commissioners Of 5000 for
damages in putting the new road
through his property, asking a higher
price.
The case came upagafn Monday morn
ing and the commissioners appointed 10
FREQ holders from which the county and
tho owner Of the property struck off
four each. leaving q board of five 10
decide the matter.
This board got to work Monday and
their work extended over until ycster-
day, Gfter viewing tho property and cx-
aiming witnesses. finally arriving at
5000 as their verdict.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-04-23
BE ESCAPED INFLUENZA.

Last spl..s l had Il terrible cold ana
crippc and was afraid / was going TO
i,avc Influenza writes 4. A. McNeese.
High Point, Ga Il ,ried many kinds
Of medicine. but remained cloEged with
cold. I then took Folcy's Honey and
Tar Compound. feeling relief from inc
first. I used scv"n small bottles. l.
WAS n sight TO sec tho phlcEm I coughed
un. I am convinced Tolcy's Honey and
Tar saved mo from influenza" Checks
coughs. colds, Group and whoopinE
cough. Sold everywhere.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-04-23

Statuary in 20 different subjects in bronze and
green finish, consisting of standing figures
Of Bows. Girls, Lions, Horses and some bust
figures, all very specially prices 7Oo
from $3.9s down to............. sOS
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-04-23
GRATEFUL FOR
USE OF THEATRE

A great kindness was extended tho
Victory Joan campaign in Mr.. Fred
johnson OF tho Court theatre granting
the use Of his theatre Easter Sunday
afternoon and evening for tho opening
OF their drive. Tho Victory loan COM
mittcc is deeply grateful for this pntri-
otic expression.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-04-23
CASE SETTLED
'''' ~ OUT OF COURT

4 final order was entered yesterday
hy Judge X. NJ. AddlrmNn in the cas-"
Of i. IL. brennan. trustee. VS.. Rehccca
II. Route lier. administrator. dismtssinE
the case nj tho cost of tho plaintlff. the
case was dismissed on motion Of cnun-
sci for tho plaintiff. who stated That thc
matter in controversy had been scttlcd
out of court.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-04-23
DISCHARGE ORDER
MBANKRUPTCY CASE

An order Of discharge in bankruptcy
by Judge Dayton was entered in the fed
eral district court clerks office ycstcr-
day in the case Of James NJ. Pool OF
Paden City.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-04-23
Jablets.

Tho most difficult person tn find out
Is your dentist.
Tho English lanFuaE" is called tn"
mother tongue" because father never
gets a chance to use II.
The wages OF gin is breath
Look ont for number ono. unlcfS YOU
are q widowcr. Then look out for num-
Der Two.
CorkScrcws have sunk more people
than cork jackets can save-Cartoons
MagaziacN
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-04-23

Fathcr-"You'rc late again, Marion.
This won't do. you know. You must tell
that young man Of yours that late hours
are had for one
Marion-"All right. dad! But they are
splendid for two.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
In the Glare of
the White Lights

Ben Frank failed to hear the cur
few Monday night and was on the
street until after 9 o'clock.
The police are investigating a re-
port that hot soup was being served
in one OF the down town restaurants
after midnight.
A tourist, arriving at the corner
OF Michigan and Washington at one
in the morning, threw his spot light
over on a dark object expecting TO
disclose a board pointing the way to
the next town and was surprised to
uncover Max Adler's big un-illum-
mated sign.
Police who work the dog watch"
shift have petitioned the board Of
safety for permission to carry Ian
terms. They complain that they
cannot find their way about town
because of the darkness.
An extra force OF deputies have
been sworn In to be on special duty
the night Of the Press Club cabaret.
Rumors that Bill Dunkle had gone
to Chicago IN the interests OF the
affair brought about this official &C
ton.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
ITTING SOUTH BEND ON THE FUNNY BON
WITH YOU LIES
BURDEN Of PROOF
It's Probably Better You Don't
Know Who TO Blame for
This AtroCity.

II there are any features about
this page you don't like, don't hesi-
tate 10 send Bm Armstrong or w.
Z. Wallach a poison pen letter
On the other hand. II you enjoy
any OF the stuff. don't give either OF
them a cruub or credit
The announcement OF the real
author OF the Funny Bone page
would create no end OF a furore and
upheaval IN South Bend. Industrial
stocks and interest rates would soar;
firearm and dynamite securities
would leap above par; a corps OF
experts would Go set 90 work
strengthening the Jail; collectors
would sharpen up their pencils and
dust or their false mustasches- II
is better that you remain in blissful
ignorance.
Persons who wish TO send cash or
registered letters to The Funny
Bone. general delivery. will not be
mentioned in the page. But those
who do not comply with the regular
black mail formalities must suffer
the consequences.
In hoe sigma vincesl
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
THEATRICAL
CRITICISMS

The oliver has cut down on passes.
So has the Orpheum.
So has the Lasalle.
And the Auditorium.
Jack o Lantern" is said to be a
mighty good show but that don't
make any difference as it is not
coming here.
One OF the features of the offer
ings this sea son IN South Bend is the
excellent manner IN which the
ushers have conducted themselves.
Since Col. Joe Sullivan went into
the grocery business. seats on the
aisle have no particular value.
Florence Moore is starring in
Breakfast in Bed" Anyone who
couldn't star in that, either has no
figure or no appetite.
Adam Beehler. the florist. says
the appearance of Valeska Suratt
had a greater effect on his business
than Easter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
SOME
SOCIETY
N o T E S

A number OF printers have closed
their summer homes and re-opened
their town houses. Several OF the
more prominent members OF this in
dependent fraternity will motor to
Palm Beach after the holidays.
Charlie Keller, foreman OF the
Peterson Printing Co. is spending
his evenings studying a wet and dry
map OF Europe.
The annual meeting of the Colfax
Avenue Glee club was held Friday
night at which time It was expected
to elect officers for the coming year.
No choice was made, however, as
each member OF the harmonious or
ganization received one vote and no
one could get the necessary major
ity OF two votes.
Not since Dave Boswell startled
the natives by backing an Essex all
the way from Mishawaka, has such
excitement been caused as was
shown at the Mason-Armstrong
fight Tuesday night.
In the belief that prohibition is
here to stay. J. 2. DeLeury has or
dered a gross Of white linen ties.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
GLIMPSES OF THE
NEW UNDERWORLD.
Eyewitness Gives CHASTITY De-
tails of Lurid Traffic
in CigaretS.

Four men were huddled about a
makeshift bar in a dimly-lighted
cellar
Behind the bar, indistinct IN the
pallid gloom, a white-coated at
tendant lowered.
"what'n yu have?" he said
hoarsely from the corner OF his
mouth.
"Camels,'' whispered the older OF
the four.
Humps" said another. laying
down a coin.
Same" echoed a third. nervous
ly, cycling the door.
Give me something soft" said
the fourth member OF the party
who seemed little more than q
youth OF 80 amid the squalid sur
roundings Of the bottlegger. 81
have to go home to dinner. Give
me some cubebs."
Silently the attendant filed the
orders. Cautiously the four men
fled from the room. They sep
arated at the corner. AS the young
er of the four passed a policeman
that alert officer shifted the air sus-
piciously. IF didn't know the lid
was on, I'd suspect those birds had
been smoking" soliliquized the
minion OF the law as he deity
twirled an ivory night stick sus-
pended from his white wrist by
pink ribbon.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
NElGHB0RH00D
NEWS AND
GOSSIP

Charlie Folsom is in South Bend
so much a lot Of people give him
credit for living here instead Of
Walkerton where he has a factory.
Barney Martindale, the Plymouth
legal light, says, Look out for In
diana next year" That has a IA
miliar ring to il somehow.
Jack Murray and a gang from
Nappanee were in South Bend the
other night to see the prize fight
and after the bout was over they
met their wives at the Oliver as the
fun was over anyway.
Bremen showed the world how
proud they are of their returned
soldier boys when they killed an OK
and let them help themselves to #
without standing in line, according
to height and alphabet
Dean Barnhart, who runs the Go
shen paper for his fatner-in-law
was in South Bend the other night
TO get some live personals.
OFT Fries. the Plymouth pepper
mint baron. says IL seems like a
shame for those mint stills TO re-
main idle nine months out OF the
year, but didn't say what he was
driving at.
Truant officer Dunn OF South
Bend was I'm Wyatt the other day,
but there were no arrests.
Most farmers around Terre
Coupee are through husking corn
and now they have the rest Of the
winter on their hands with nothing
special 10 do.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
MISHAWAKA ITEMS
WALLACE 0VERL00KS

Stanley Macintosh has new pair
Of driving gloves lined with wild
cat fur.
BHi Hoerstman, disregarding the
advice OF friends and well-wishers
became married the other day in
spite OF the fact that he served
during the recent war in a depot
brigade.
90
Morgan Jones IS working on an
invention that will prevent Christ
mas jewelry from turning green.
O. z. Lang. the hustling hard
ware merchant. says the demand
for copper boilers and raisin cook
ers far exceeds the supply. He al
so declares prohibition has had a
bearish effect on the sale OF corn
peppers.
Dad Ellsasser says he looks for
the price OF Camels to hump up
bit owing to the big holiday de-
mand.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
CURIOUS COMMENT
ON "DRY" AMERICA

LIVERPOOL. Nov. IA curl
Gus commentary upon dry Amerf-
"a, says the Liverpool Post, els
contained IN the following cable
which has been received from the
states by a well-known British whis-
Ky firm: Could dispose OF %. 900 20
IS. 900 cases II they arrive by No
Vember.'
Each case referred 20 IN the
cable contains q dozen bottles OF
whisky. and therefore indicates a
capacity on the part OF America 20
dispose OF whisky IN spite OF her
prohibition laws"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
IT WOULD STOP
TALK ABOUT MORE
- PAY FOR POLICE

A woman bootlegger in Michigan
City admitted having struggled in
considerable liquor by carrying it in
not water bottles concealed about
her person. IL the police are COM
PEELED TO investigate all suspicious
bulgcs. it will be some Job. What?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
LETTING YOU IN
ON A SURE THING

In spite OF the fact that the SPUR
rels and Indians 10 say nothing Of
Frank Jeferies. say indications
point 20 an unusually mild winter
we see by the paper that J. X. Ivan,
who was silent booster at a recent
Kiwanis luncheon. gave two snow
shovels and scrapers as souvenirs.
In spite of the heavy odds. we string
with Mr.. Ivan.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
A GRAND CHANCE
TO MAKE FRIENDS

Our idea OF a place IN the sun"
would be the privilege OF ruling on
the wet and dry question IN Chicago.
Some OF them judges have a chance
10 make themselves as famous as
well known Milwaukee product
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
TOUGH ON THE
CIRCULATION

For some reason the Notre Dame
Glee club. which was booked in
Fort Wayne and Terre Haute and
other points. was cancelled or post
poned everywhere except Misha-
waka. That must make Mishawaka
feel like the Dickens.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
IN OTHER WORDS
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE WELL OFF

Do you boys who wore the khaki
during the late unpleasantness re-
call one year ago this Thanksgiving?
Now that you've had both. would
YOU rather be wet and dirty" or
dry and thirsty"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
\ NATrRan MISTAKE

Two men. standing ~ George
Platner's hot dog bar. were earnest
" discussing THE White Plague"
and bystander chimed i'm with
pertinent remark thinking they
we're talking about prohibition
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
TAKING THEIR LIFE
IN THEIR HANDS

Hunters, returning from s. Michi-
gan St, report heavy crop OF fur.
They aalso say wild cats ore think
and unusually active.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
THEY BOTH GROW
IN DIRECT RATIO

one kind Of a funny thing about
the big expansion movement is the
fact that il effects the cemeteries
iust as much as it does the business
district
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
WHY SHOULD THEY
PAN VAlESKA?

Most OF the girls in the Oliver
cafeteria PANIED the life out OF Val
eska Suratt. but most OF the men
left a lot OF their food untouched
the night she ate there.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
Putting the Boot
to the BOOt-Lggger

The boot-legger is an awful wicked man,
lie hard cider whenever he can.
He takes all the money from poor working men,
SO he can order cider again
And when he dies. you know he'll so
Where they have any ice snow;
SO let's put his kind out OF commission
And give nine for -btiOn-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
THE OPTIMISTIC
"WET."

II a feller's just a Twin
Eatin three good squares a day.
on this blessed old Thanksgivin'
Then 20 him I'd surely say:
faint no use 10 crab an holler
An kick up an awful fuss.
Just turn up yer old coat collar
An thank God il amt no wuss"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
THE .EYESn H4YE Tr.

All in favor OF huug this page
with ads in the future signify by
he usual sign.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
IS NOT THIS
DISCRIMINATION?

- raisin day viii keep the doc
tor away" Alright. but why keep
him away when everyone else in
sists or getting in
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
CLOSE READING GAOL-

LONDON. N0v. 21-Readlng Gaoi
in which oscar Wilde wrote The
Ballad OF Reading Gaol" and part
of De Profundis" is ta he closed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
THE ANSWER is THEY DON'T"

one OF Hfe's little unsolved mys-
teries is how the players on a foot
ball team hear the signals when the
bali is over close TO the sidelines
and the frenzied rooters are giving
nine for the team.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23
SURE SIGNS
OF WINTER

Coal and skirts are higher
Ice and shoes are low
F'urs Of lynx
And mole and nltnks
Everywhere you go.
Nights are getting longer
Porch swings put away
A cheerful stew
On homemade brew
At the close OF day.
Football seasons over
Touring days are past
The signs all say
AS plain as day
Winters here at lasti''
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-23

NO ARGUMENT ABOUT THIS.
II frankie Mason doesn't get a
crack at Jimmie Wilde, # sure won't
be because his manager and press
agents never thought OF II.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-04-08

they have such advanced thinking men
among their naval engineers, and adj
ministerial officers so well represented
in Mr.. Daniels. who has rightly given
fine support to the art Oh thermO-elec-
trical warship construction.
"Be that as it may, however" add
ed Captain Durtnall, "the facts are to-
day. and as an engineer Of 80 years
experience I have no hesitation in
stating that in my opinion the Amer
lean naval engineers have advanced
The worlds naval engineering con-
structional art by at least 25 years,
by adopting this modern advanced en-
gineering system for their consequent
" efficient warships, as apart from
it's unique engineering value, it opens
up vista of vast commercial and p0'
litical significance, which has yet to
be felt the world over.''
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-04-08
WROTE HER OWN OBITUARY
Aged spinster Prepared All but Date
four Years Ago and Left 1t With
undertakers.

New York,-Miss Anna NJ. Haley
who died at 81 Roseville avenue, New
ark, wrote her own obituary four years
ago and left it in care Of firm OF
undertakers.
She asked that it be used just as
she wrote it, with the date of her
death filed in. Here is part Of her
obituary:
"A1iss Haley has been great suf-
ferer from spinal trouble for many
years, and with her brother Travelled
extensively for health. In the year
1879-1SSO they travelled around the
world via California, visiting the Sand.
wich islands, Australia, southern In
dia, Egypt and Europe.
"AIiss Haley was born in the city Of
New York, as were her ancestors for
many generations. She was educated
in Miss Haines' school, Gramercy
Park"
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-04-08
s6s cures B1Iious Fever.

siMPKINs' IDEAL PROLIFIC COT
TON.
One of the best and most productive
early cottons; grown ninety days from
planting to boil. It has produced as
much as three bales per acre averag-
ing 40 per cent. lint and in tests made
at the Arkansas Experiment Station it
averaged first out Of twenty-eight va.
rietfes tried.
This cotton also took first premiums
se the North Carolina State Fair for
several years.
The advantage Of planting an early
maturing cotton like the Simpkins is
well understood by all cotton growers
particularly where danger OF bool
weevil exists.
BY express, freight or parcel post
per bushel +. o. b. Georgetown $3.50
Prompt shipment. Order now for
spring planting.
ENTERPRISE TRUCK FARM,
Georgetown, S. c.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-04-08
OLD AGE STARTS
WITH YOUR KIDNEYS

swallow Of water. The oil stimu1ates
the kidney action and enables the
organs to throw or the poisons which
cause premature old age. New life and
strength increase az you continue the
treatment. When completely restored
continue taking q capsule or two each
day. GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Cap
sules will keep you in health and vigor
and prevent a return Of the disease.
Do not wait until old age or disease
have settled down for good. Go to your
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules. Money
refunded II they do not help you. Three
sizes. But remember to ask for the
original imported GOLD MEDAL brand.
In sealed packages. - ,. ,t
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-04-08

Lieut.. Walter Chalaire, who re-
Gently returned from the front, and
is an. ace, having brought down nine
Hun machines, designed this statue
of General Pershing and an Ameri.
can doughboy, which will be made
in bronze by Miss Belle Kinney, a
young sculptress of New York, and
presented to General Pershing. Lieu
tenant Chalaire is a former newspa-
per man, and while in France was adj
mitted to the bar as a full-fedged
lawyer.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-04-08

Science says that old age begins with
weakened kidneys and digestive organs.
This being true, it Is easy to believe
that by keeping the kidneys and df'
eesfive organs cleansed and in proper
Working order old age can be deferred
and life prolonged far beyond that en-
joyed by the average person.
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM on has been relieving the
weaknesses and disability due to ad-
vancing years. It is standard old
time home remedy and needs no intro
duction. GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil is
inclosed in odorless, tasteless capsules
containing about 5 drops each. Take
them as you would a pill, with small
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-04-08

hoilties in Posen
opposing the Poles their
entire territory Of the German province
allied commission follows:
Neudorf BrOmberg south of Labhn
Bnbaum and
along the Poland.
portions
thoroughly tdermanZed
the tw the territory IN when
the
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-04-08
Destroy Spoiled Salmon.

: Seattle, Wash. Canned salmon
worth 100000 was destroyed here by
the federal pure food department be-
cause of it's alleged decomposed con-
dition. The. salmon-11, 900 cases
was the property of Uncle Sam, pur-
chased for the war department.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-04-08
A GOOD WAY TO SAVE

'In times like these when economy
is so essential, l know of no better
way to save than to have the entire
family shod with Neolin Soles,"
writes B. F. Williams, Rochester, NY.
In his letter Mr.. Williams tells OF
pair of Neolin-soled shoes which he
has worn constantly for four months.
"The soles still look like new, he says.
You, too, will think there is no
better way to save, when once you
have tried shoes with these long
wearing, comfortable, and waterproof
soles. They come in many styles for
every member of the family. And
good repair shops carry Neolin Soles
for re-soling. They are made scien-
tifcally by The Goodyear Tire & Rub
Der Co., Akron, Ohio, who also make
Wingfoot Heels-guaranteed to out
wear all other heels.
ne0liin!! /: !: j! !! |! /. !; !S'o1es
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-04-08

ec6 cures by removing the cause.
The Penn's Grove record., 1919-06-27

In Blue Flannel; trunks with white wooden Jersey
white belt. p,
Regular 100 Union Suits; all wool. Sale price :. go
Regular So. 90, apiece Suits, all wool. Sale price .sz.7