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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-14
"WE'VE seen KINGS AND PRESIDENTS, AND
We Want TO GO HOME" WRITES YANKEE

the rest camp somewhere near the
city of Brest, and after being assigned
to half dozen large tents, detail
was taken to the old French barracks
where we drew our first days rations
and secured a field stove and cooking
implements.
None of those hungry Underwood
ARTISTS" will ever forget the rest
they had, and the jam they had, but
did not eat. This may sound queer to
the reader, but there are many queer
things which seem to happen and l
suppose they will keep on happening
For three nights we guarded the stove
and pans so nobody would come along
and try to eat them, and then we
packed up in a drilling rain and
marched back to Brest to wait for the
train to take us, nobody knew where.
But we were satisfied just to be NOV
ing again. The chapter describing
the thirty hour ride in an chevaux
or 40 hommes box car recalls too
many sad experiences for the writer
to relate.
"Of all the bloomin' lucky guys in
the world "And to think, that the
three slowest guys in the company are
going to Paris" Brown, and Homer
and l sure had one on the whole bunch
and we were not bit quiet about it.
They needed us g uysworse than the
Kaiser needs a friend. Had been
looking for us every day, and before
we knew it hardly we were scattered
from Bordeaux to LIE Havre, and some
to within easy range of the Hun artil-
lery.
$50 this is Paris" The station
had a hole in the roof where Bertha
put a>shell few days before, but we
didn't know that when we landed
there and were only concerned, now
that we were here, of seeing what
we could
After slowing our packs in the no.
tel at 10 Rue st. Anne, we decided to
take walk to the Y. M. c. A. How
we were thanking our stars There
was real class to us, washing UP in a
real hotel. Homer says he is not
crazy about any girl and hasn't even
got one in Birmingham, but l think
it's a good thing for him that those
Y. M. c. A. canteen ladies were not
very young.
We found our way back to the hotel
through the dimly lighted streets, and
were lying as comfortable as possible
in the hallway about II o'clock when
Bang! A ford must have been back
firing right in that hallway. Some
more Bangs! followed and the music
was on for half hour or more. Homer
sat up and don't remember whether
he went down stairs or not. Brown
and felt nervous and descended to
the second floor, which was the rules,
and there is nothing better than do
ing what you are told to do in the
army. Standing at the window open
ing onto the air shaft we could hear
the Gotha's engine plainly and the
shrapnel from the French guns spat-
tered down now and then This was
our first night in Paris, and after that
we were veterans concerning air raids,
and when Bertha" spoke to us nearly
every twenty minutes for one whole
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-14

Trade union was read which asked
that the local body organize q wom-
ems trade union here and send del
egate to the national convention at
Philadelphia. June 8. Robert Graham.
local organizer, said it would be i'm
possible to organize such a body in
Richmond at this time, but that it
would be done later. The communi-
cation was tabled.
A letter from Governor Goodrich in
Council, asking him to appoint Frank
Duffey on the state board of educa-
ton, stated that he could not appoint
Mr.. Duffey, but intended to appoint
Harry w. Fidler, as he was not only
a member of organized labor, but was
interested in the state as well.
Robert Graham reported that he had
sent letter to Frank Morrison, Sec
rotary of tho American Federation of
Labor at Washington, asking him
whether or not the decision in the
Richmond labor case had been handed
down. Mr.. Morrison replied that he
would get information Immediately
and communicate with Graham.
The delegates in the central body
were instructed to go to their respec-
tive unions and report that labor
condemns the wearing Of 'No Beer,
No Work" buttons.
Robert Graham reported that 1000
tickets for the dance to be given on
April % at the Coliseum had been
printed. The Coliseum has been Sc
cured. The music has been put in
charge Of Clarence Runge.
Mr.. Graham said that the council
needs funds and the tickets must be
sold. The council should send a del
egate to the national federation con-
vention and also delegates to the
state, Graham contended. He said
delegates should be sent to the state
convention to bring the convention
to Richmond next year.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-14
FAKE" ASPIRIN
WAS TALCUM
Therefore Insist Upon Cen
uine "Bayer Tablets
of Aspirin"
/B\
I A
(BAYERl
W

Millions of fraudulent Aspirin Tablets
were sold by Brooklyn manufac turer
which later proved to be composed
mainly of Talcum Powder. "Bayer
Tablets Of Aspirin" the true, genuine,
American made and American owned
Tablets are marked with the safety
"Bayer Cross"
Ask for and then insist upon "Bayer
Tablets of Aspirin" and always buy
them in the original Bayer package
which contains directions and dosage
Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer
Manufacture of Monoaceticacideste
Of Salicylicacid-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-14

day in August we soon learned to
shrug shoulders and smile no matter
how we may have felt otherwise.
After the armistice we are still car
rying on and keeping the M. P's busy
watching over us. Tonight one made
me take my hands out of my overcoat
pockets. Every day we wonder how
much longer it will be until we can
lose all these French-English books
and pack UP for home. We have
kept the Underwoods, Remingtons
and Royals hot while the big fight was
being finished. We did not get to go
to Berlin and are not very anxious to
go there now while the bullets are
flying around so carelessly. We have
seen all the Kings and Presidents ex-
cept those who haven't carfare to come
to Paris, and now we want to go home.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-14
After-Effects of Flu" Leave
System Badly Shattered

all, you must build back your
strength.
In your present weakened condition,
any trifling ailment will likely prove
serious.
Right now a few bottles of S. S. s.
will prove of great value. This splen-
did tonic and purifier so thoroughly
cleanses the blood of all impurities,
that the appetite is improved and new
life and vigor is added to the entire
system. Do not delay the important
work of getting back your strength
but get bottle of S. S. s. from your
druggist today.
Free medical advice can be had by
writing to Chief Medical Adviser, 249
Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-14

determine whether they want the
office.
From one to six calls are received
at the local office every day. Miss
Fisher has been able to place an aver
age of one soldier a day.
During the last three days IL men
have been given employment Rich
mond has a surplus of 48 and short
age of two farmhands and one me-
chanic, according to its report The
reports of the entire country show a
decrease in unemployment OF three
per cent for the week.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-14
Constipation Accelerates
Old Age
How to Rid the system Of Malignant
POfsons and Toxins

How to Rid the system Of Malignant
POisons and Toxins
You can find constipation In the
bottom of many malignant diseases.
Constipation has caused more suffer-
Ing than many other diseases" claim
ed famous physician recently. Not
only that" he continued, but it does
certainly accelerate old age and bring
a premature death.
Do not allow constipation to make
you older than what you are. 1t is not
necessary" You do not allow the corns
on your feet to get the best of you
you cut 1t, you treat it-until they are
entirely gone. Then why not treat con-
stipatioh, when it is so much more i'm
portant, especially in view of the fact
your health depends upon it. Stomach
trouble usually follows chronic consti
patton, spare yourself all this trouble
by using a good purgative.
1t is strange how many people fail
to heed friendly warning. How many
people have been asked by their ply
sicians If their bowel movement was
perfect or not. Still they do not take
the friendly advice-which is. use a
good laXative--take plenty of exercise
and there is absolutely no reason why
you should not be healthy.
Try a box of laxcarin. Note the Won
derful improvement it will produce.
1t will help you digest your food, it
will gently assist your bowels to move.
While it is true that it is very gentle
in it's actions-still it is very effective.
Surely you consider your health
should not be treated lightly. Do
whatever you can to help mother ma
tureper form its duties. Try a box of
Laxcarin. Send for it today and feel
better tomorrow.
Laxcarin is sold by the Laxcarin
Products Co. Dept. E-94. Pittsburgh.
Penna. Price per box one dollar, full
treatment six boxes five dollars. VIII
be sent post paid upon receipt of cash.
money orders or stamps. Substitutes
must be refused.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-14
RUB 1T! RHEUMATISM
PAIN STOPS, TRY IT =!
Don't suffer! Instantly relieve sore,
aching muscles and joints with
"St. Jacobs Liniment."
Rheumatism is pain only"

Rheumatism Is pain only"
Not one case in fifty requires inter-
nal treatment. Stop drugging! Rub
the misery right away! Apply sootn-
ing, penetrating "St. Jacobs LinlInent"
directly upon the tender spot" and
relief comes instantly. "St. Jacobs
Liniment" conquers pain. 1t is harm
less rheumatism liniment which never
disappoints and can not burn the skin.
Timber up! Stop complaining! Get
a small trial bottle OF "St. Jacobs Lini-
/. ment' at any drug store, and in just
Va moment you'll be free from rheu-
matte pain, soreness and stiffness.
Don't suffer! Relief awaits you. st.
Jacobs Lniment" Is just as good for
sciatica, neuralgia. lumbago. backache,
sprains and swellings.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-14
HELP is NEEDED TO RESTORE
STRENGTH AND VJGOR.

If you have been through a siege
Of the flu, you know the severe strain
which this disease puts on the sys.
tenn. The body is left sore, the ner.
vous system is all out of gear, and
it seems that you will never get back
your old-time health and strength.
Just because you have been fortu-
nate enough to survive the ravages
of the flu, do not make. the common
mistake of thinking that you are out
of danger. You must guard your
health now more carefully than ever,
and take every precaution. First Of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-14

Number 776,s32's Experience let.
ter" written by Lewis Elmer Kinley
of Richmond, describes the interesting
experiences in France of a group of
Underwood artists" of the quarter
master corps, in which Kinley has
been serving overseas.
The letter follows:
$50 this is France" We all thought
the same thing and after nine days
upon the Atlantic were mighty glad to
see land again.
What are those white spots on the
hills?" ooh, boy, look at them fields.
Everybody had something to say,
was feeling great and full of pep. ex-
cept the top sergeant, and he had too
much on his mind. Ours was I'M
doubtedly the largest crowd of buck
privates who ever said goodbye to
Miss Liberty" and began "Wee Wee
ing" and LA Laing" to the French
who were along the road waiting for
the Yanks to march past. There were
sixty.three in our @. M. detachment,
and the worst bunch Of typers an
army ever hoped to have. Miss Rose
Fritz would have been green with
envy of even old man Edwards from
Opalusa, for he had done Goat re-
porting and even edited a newspaper
down there.
We did the three or four miles to
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-14
DELEGATES Sent to Army
Hospital by War Mothers

Three barrels of jellies and jams
have been sent to the government
hospital at West Baden by the Wayne
County Chapter OF War Mothers.
The barrels which contained 319
cans were shipped yesterday. The
delicacies were contributed by the
War Mothers and other persons In the
community.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-11-20
Miseries OF The
Stomach Relieved
In Two Minutes

When your stomach isn't strong
enough to digest the food you put
into it. and the things you eat sours
and forms poisonous gases, the same
thing holds true when it leaves your
stomach. for it has not furnished
proper nourishment to the blood
and has left the stomach in filthy
condition.
Like carbon that clogs and chokes
a motor. so the excess bile in liver,
and the constipated waste in the bow
els. produce headaches, foggy brains.
sour. acid stomachs with severe
cramping pains which are due to
the poisonous gases distending the
stomach. you need something that
will get at the Real Cause Of all this
trouble AT ONCE.
To get immediate relief from these
troubles take JO-TO. and in TWO
MINUTES you will find your suffer
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-11-20
FRIENDS GATHER AT SERVICES
FOR LATE c. SLOTEMAkER

To pay their respects to pioneer
of the Lynden district, host OF
friends gathered Tuesday afternoon
to attend the funeral services for the
late Cornelius Shoemaker, who pas
sed away Saturday noon as the result
of a severe attack of pneumonia.
Rev. E. Breen conducted the SER
vices.
Mr.. Shoemaker was born Mar. g.
1899, at Noord Scharwouden. Meth
erlands. He was married in 1862 to
Aagje Keppel. The couple emigrat-
ed to the United States in 1888 with
their two children. Mrs. H. Span and
John Shoemaker, and their adopted
child. Mrs. P. De Vries. They made
their home at Orange City. Iowa. and
moved to Lynden in 1900. Five years
ago. Mrs. Shoemaker passed away
at the age Of Is years.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-11-20
WISER LAKE

The Daughters Of Dorcas will meet
with Mrs. NJ. A. Hickey at her home
in LINDEN Thursday. Nov. 20.
Mr.. Bethor has sold his ranch here
and will move to Bellingham next
month. The new owners are the Mes
srs. Mcknight, and they have taken
possession of their new home.
Mr.. Clarence Constant has sold
his ranch TO Mr.. Morrison Of Friday
Harbor. Mr.. Constant and family
have moved to Ten Mile and are oc'
cupying the home of Mrs. Alexand
er.
Mr.. William Richardson had the
misfortune to lose one Of his cows
last week.
Mt. Baker and Meridian will play
basketball Friday evening.
Mrs. J. c. Anderson spent FRIDAY
and Saturday with her daughters
Misses Mae and Edna, in Bellingham
The Misses Mae and Edna An
derson and Pearl Nessen spent the
weekend in Bellingham.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-11-20
NEWS OF LYNDEN

P Meenderink left Wednesday ev
eniug for Yakima and the Interna-
tionai Livestock Exposition at Port
land.
Jack Kaufman. manager of the
Liberty Theater. made a trip TO Sc
attic this week. and made arrange
nents for the showing of The Mir
acla Man" the "Hoodlum." the West
erners. and other big features here.
The Rebekha Lodge is planning an
entertainment Saturday night in hon
or OF Mrs Bessie Green. assem- bly,
president.
Miss Emma Bennett entertained
delightfully."- for number of friends
Thursday evening
Additional Red Cross members an
nouneed today by ". 4. Fisher. the
head o. the membership campaign.
are Mrs 4 a Wolfe and Mrs. Charles
Jacobs. Those who desire 10 join
may leave their dollars al the Lyn-
den State Bank.
Can any Lynden poultryman beat
the record esta blished by one of Ger
rit Sehuyleman's hens this week. Mr..
SchuyIeman brought in an egg that
weighed ounces. 40 grammes. and
was SIS inches in circumference by
8 - inches. This is the record at
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-11-20
"TheMiracle Man"
Is Coming To
Lynden

The Tribune office for 1919. A tiny
pullets egg weighing los grammes
was also brought in.
c. G. Lund was a Seattle visitor
Wednesday.
Miss Maize Mutchler spent few
days at the Earl Tremain home last
week.
Miss Evelyn Scrimger visited in
Bellingham Wednesday.
Harry Cole OF Tacoma is visiting
at theh ONE of his brother. Fred
Cole.
The Lynden Odd Fellows held init
iation ceremonies Saturday night
followed by supper. Several Fern
dale Odd Fellows were the guests of
the lodge.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-11-20
TO HOLD FUNERAL SERVICES
FOR LATE MRS. WANDER HEIDE

Funeral services will be held Fri
day afternoon for the late Mrs. Aur'
ella Wander Heide, who passed away
Wednesday morning at the age OF
Sc.
Rev. H. X. Pasma will conduct ser
vices at the home at one O'Clock, ano
a, 1870 at Knapp's Funeral Parlors
which is being used because an or
gan is being installed now at the Re-
formed Church on Grover Street.
Mrs. Wander Heide was sister OF
the late Mrs. Albert Wander Yacht.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-11-20
NEWS OF LYNDEN

The Kensington Club was enter.
tanned Friday afternoon at the home
of Mrs. Harlod Knapp.
unique children s-costume party
was given by Miss Tilda Tromp a,
her home Wednesday night Nursery
games were played. such as dressing
clothes-pin dolls and reciting Mother
Gose ryhmes. Partners for supper
were chosen by matching torn juven
I lie napkins. The refreshments were
animal cookies. stick candy and coc-
Ga. Guests were Misses Almeda Boo
man. Hilda Elder. Nellie Brown. Mar
tina Knittle. jeanette Gilmore. Ada
/ Alexander. Mary Worlow. Rita Jam
+ ieson. Inez Swanson and Edna Swan
son of Lynden and Miss Lila Smith
and Mrs. Mildred Smith Shea of Bel
/ bingham.
/ Miss Nellie Cole of Tacoma is Wis
iting friends here this week.
Harry Beernink left today for q
business Trip 10 Tacoma.
/ Mr.. and Mrs. J. W. Tremain, sr.
entertained Wednesday evening for
Mr. and Mrs. r. E. Mutchler and
+ family, Mr.. and Mrs. Elzie Tremain
Mr. and Mrs. Earl Tremain. Mr.. and
Mrs. Elmer Lund. Mr.. and Mrs. Her
bert Fritz. Mr.. and Mrs. c. G. Lund
and Miss Carrie Cramer and Mr.. Har-
ry Beernink.
/ Mrs. Albert knutzen gave a mis-
cellaneous shower Tuesday evenin
at the r. E. Mutchler home in hon.
or of Miss Ella Mutchler. Forty-two
guests were present. Refreshments
were served at late hour.
+ Sixteen Leghorn hens have disap.
peared from George True's coops.
Mrs. B. Montgomery of Sumas who
has been visiting at the home Of Mrs
C. E. Beaver. was called home Mon
day by the sudden illness of her
daughter.
Mrs Arthur Swenson left Wednes-
day for Oksnogan County. where she
will visit her parents for several
weeks
Delmar Wander Griend left Tues
day for Portland. where he will take
up a course in chronological school
specializing in gas engines and ig'
milton.
+. c. B. Bay OF Seattle visited in Lyn
den over the weekend.
Mrs. Carl Yeager of Bellingham en-
tertained Friday evening with mis-.
cellaneous shower in honor OF Mt
and Mrs. Elmer Lund.
The Royal Neighbor will be en-
ter,ained Thursday afternoon with a
ten cent tea at the home of Mrs. J
W. Tremain, sr.
Mrs. A. Getz Of Bellingham re
turned home this week after work
ing at the Adolph klocke home.
Miss Elsie Schuyleman is i'll with
pleurisy.
Miss Ada Pyeatt is visiting at th'
J. Curry home at Nooksack.
Miss Frances Asam returned to hel
home Saturday from St. Luke's hos
pital.
Mrs. Earl Tremain entertained OF
Friday Afternoon in honor Of Miss Ell
Ia Mutchler. a bride-elect. with a mis-
cellaneous shower Those presen
were Mesdames James Beernink. N
H Wampler. Roy Mutchler, O'Brien
Wiese. c. +. Smith. Pixley. Barnes
Elzie Tremain, J. w. Tremain. ant
Elmer Lund. and Misses Myrtle and
Lila Love and Maize Mutchler. Dain
" refreshments were served.
C. F. Worthen brought in sons
ripe raspberries TO the Tribune otie'
this week, testifying to the mild fal
Lynden has enjoyed.
o. H. Olson has purchased Lot s
Block -. from Mrs. J. L. Dickerson
The Fair Association has purchas
ed three acres west of the ground:
from DR.. D. Mulder for 1918.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Hawke OF
Bellingham were guests at the San
Wynn home over the weekend.
al los
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-11-20
TELLS LYNDEN POULTRYMEN
ABOUT EGG PRODUCTION

Continued from Page Onel
meal in a feed hopper throve exceed
ingly. with the least mortality OF any
OF the pens under test.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1919-11-20
URGE LINDEN AUTO OWNERS
TO TEST THEIR HEADLIGHTS

Continued from Page One)
20 display q red Gag by day and a reG
light BY night, on the extre ne end
OF such overhanging load.
The Adair County news., 1919-01-01
Markets.

Louisville, Dec. IL Cattle-Prime
export steers s15.OO@l6. ;heavy ship
ing 800. light 81 5O;heifers $50
1O.5O;fat COWS $8.5O@1O. medium $3.50
g.; cutters Sc. SCOT so; Gamers So 5O@6,
bulls s65O@8. feeders ss01l:5O; stock
ers 81 to $3.50 choice mich cows
s1OO@13O; medium S7O(695; common
s5O@7O.
Caives-Receipts GA head. The mar
ket unchanged. Best veals S15016 90
medium 9@l5 0Oc; common 6@9c
Hogs-Receipts 2,317 head. Prices
Choice hogs $50 lbs. lilo 120 to $50 lbs
S14.50 :l20 lbs. down s13 25.
Sheep and Lambs-Receipts, 26 head
no changes were noted in prices; best
sheep Sc 80 (G7O0, bucks Sc 00down; be- st
lambs. S13(G134; seconds s9G9.5O Culls,
S5G6.
Butter-Country 34(d36c ID.
Eggs-Fresh, case count not sold
candled sac to 56c
The Adair County news., 1919-01-01

"Uncle" Billy Vaughan, as he is
familiarly called, met with stroke of
paralysis at his home, in Russell
Springs, Thursday of last week. The
report that came here stated that he
was in serious condition. He is
eighty four years old, and one of the
best known men in Russell county,
one that will be greatly missed should
this affection carry him across the
river of Death. He is man who COM
mands the respect of every one who
knows him.
The Adair County news., 1919-01-01

Prof. T. A. Judd has been elected
Superintendent of city schools a Jel-
lico, Tenn, and left for that city TO-
day. Prof. Jude was until recently in
the Officers Training School at Camp
Taylor, KY, and was mustered out of
service after the Armistice.
The Adair County news., 1919-01-01

Miss Alma Mcfarland left Monday
for the home of Mr.. w. l.. Farris
where she will teach music in the FAM
lily and also the common school
branches. She is very competent.
The Adair County news., 1919-01-01

Parker Garnett and Jim Buck Hol-
laday, two colored boys, we're ar rested
in Columbia last Monday and lodged
in Jail for forging and passing checks.
They got off one check at James store,
in White City, and when they attemp-
ted to cash one at the First National
Bank, the cashier, Mr.. Hughes, call
ed an officer and they were arrested.
The Adair County news., 1919-01-01

at the sale of the personal property
of j. W. Walker, last Saturday week,
fair crowd was in attendance. A
cow brought $67 so and heirer s24. so;
hogs from $3.50 to $3.50 per head.
All his household goods sold to good
advantage.
The Adair County news., 1919-01-01

S NJ. Burdette bought Is mules in
Marion county last week. Among
them are some nice matched teams
greys, bays blacks, extra good ones.
Cost from 1925 to $500.
The Adair County news., 1919-01-01

Lieutenant o. P. Miller. who is at
Fort Orglethrope, Ca, has been pro-
NOTED from First Lieutenant to Cap
taincy. Proficiency brought about the
promotion. Capt. Miller is son of
Dr. S. P. Miller, of this place, and he
has grown in military favor from the
time he entered the service.
The Adair County news., 1919-01-01
Notice..

All persons owing Lindsey Wilson
Training School for board or tuition,
for the fall term, 1917, and the spring
term, 1918, will please see me at once
and settle same. The Board of Mana
gers are anxious to collect all back &C
counts at once.
Elmer Ashley, Collector.