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Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31
SALTS IS FINE FOR
KIDNEYS, QUIT MEAT
Flush the Kidneys at once whsn Back
hurts or Bladder bothers-Aeat
forms uric acid.

No man or woman who eats meat fegu.
larly can make mistake by flushing
the kidneys occasionally, says a we'll
known authority. Meat forms uric acid
which clogs the kidney pores 80 they
eluggishly filter OF strain only part of
the waste and poisons from the blood,
then you get sick. Nearly all rheuma-
tism, headaches, liver trouble, nervous
ness, constipation, dizziness, sleeplessness,
bladder disorders come from sluggish kid
neys.
The moment you feel dull ache in the
kidneys or your back hurts, or if the
urine is cloudy, offensive, full of sedi-
ment irregular of passage or attended
by a sensation of scalding, get about four
ounces of Jad Salts from any reliable
pharmacy and take a tablespoonful in
a glass of water before breakfast for a
few days and your kidneys will then act
fine. This famous salts is made from
the acid Of grapes and lemon Juice, CON-
bined with lithia and has been used for
generations to flush clogged kidneys and
stimulate them to activity, also to neu-
tralize the acids in urine SO it no longer
causes irritation, thus ending bladder dis-
orders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and can
not injure; makes a delightful effer-
vescent Whitewater drink which all reg
ular meat eaters should take now and
then to keep the kidneys clean and the
blood pure, thereby avoiding serious kid
ney complications.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31
TAMES OUTLAW" SHIP
Youngest Commander in Navy
Re. forms Feat.
"crankiest Ship AfIoat" Comes to Be
Real PeaceabIe Army
Transport.

San FranciscO.-The devils have
been cast out of the good ship Great
Northern.
Chastened by the grim spectacle of
war, In which she nobly "did her bit"
by transporting 10000 Yankee soldiers
across the Atlantic. the one-time
"crankiest ship afioat" came back
home few days ago, obedient to the
hand of the youngest commander in
the United States navy.
He Is Charles III. Porta, born I'm
Turin, Italy, thirty-four years ago. His
father is Prof. Albert f. Porta, noted
archaeologist, scientist and sun-spot
observer.
"A ship Is just like grand opera
prima DONNA" he says. "She needs a
bit of petting and pampering to keep
her in good humor-but there's moth
Ing uncanny about her. And when she
Is right-boys, how she can sing!"
The Great Northern travelled more
than 100000 miles in the cOastwise
and Honolulu passenger service before
America entered the war. In those
days she was forever "stubbing her
toe"-blundering into pier heads,
breaking her machinery and "fussing"
generally. At that, she was the fleet
est and sweetest craft on the western
ocean.
Then Uncle Sam shouldered arms
and the big "prima donna" of the sea
donned a gray uniform and went east
as transport. Coincidentally she
dropped the nonsense somewhere be-
tween San Francisco and Hoboken and
never went back to look for 1t. From
then on she was all business.
Once in the North sea the Great
Northern ran afoul of a British patrol
boat and lost two of her after com
partments, but she gamely struggled
into port with her cargo of about A.
600 doughboys, spent a week in dry
dock and went back to work. In all
she steamed $4,000 miles between
America and France during and i'm
mediately after the war.
Just now she is operating as a troop
ship between San Francisco and Via.
divostok, but rumOr says she will soon
be back on the Pacific passenger run
and that Commander Porta will con
tinue to skipper" her between the
mainland and Hawaii
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31
Pet Carp a Fishing Prophet.

Meadville. Pa.-One of the best fish
stories of the season comes from Craw-
ford county. where man owns a pet
carp. Whenever he desires to go
fishing he digs few angle worms and
throws them into the tank occupied
by the carp. If the pet fish grabs
them. the man takes up his bait and
tackle and proceeds to the nearest
fishing place. If. on the other hand,
the carp passes them up, the man stays
at home. AS result. this man re-
turns with a fine catch every time he
makes a trip to his favorite fishing
stream, so he says.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31
pIsIikes Collar. Doc euries Il.

Winsted, Conn.-Averse to wearing
heavy collar, Jerry, a French bull
dog owned by Andrew SAKE, picked up
the collar after 1t had been temporarily
removed from his neck and quietly left
the veranda of the SAKE cottage Mt
Highland Lake. Jerry reappeared
with his nose covered with fresh earth.
Members of the family found the col
lar buried beneath the cottage. Jerry
had dug hole with his paws, pushed
the collar into II and completely COW
cred II
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31
NOW WALK WITH FRAULElNS
Soldiers Is Revoked by NAL
Gen. Allen.

Coblenz.-The army regulation pro.
hibiting American officers and soldie ,
from fraternizing with Germans has
been revoked in an order issued by
Maj Gen. Allen.
The rule against fraternizing be.
came effective in December soon after
Maj Gen. Dickson ana the American
army of occupation reached the Rhine.
The British and French are reported
to have lifted their ban several months
ago
For the last month the regulation in
the America area had not been strictly
enforced and there has been consider.
able promenading by American soldiers
with German girls.
The revocation of the fraterniZing
order in no way affects the regulation
prohibiting American soldiers from
marrying German women.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31
DROPS H0HENZOLLERN ARMS
Germany Has New Eagle Without /;
Crown; Single Head; Taions
Are Red.

Berlin.-Germany has new escutch-
con, from which the Hohenzollern
arms have been eliminated. II consists
OF a black single-headed eagle on a
golden yellow field. The new" eagle,
which has shed its erstwhile imperial
crown and collar. Is not rampant
bird and would look sedate> enough In
Its sitting posture but for the color
of its beak, tongue and talons, which
are red.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31

The Navy goes all over tho
world-sails the Seven Seas
squints at the six continents
that's its business. You stand
to see more odd sights, wonder
full scenery and strange people
than you ever dreamed of.
You'll work hard while you
work. You'll play hard while you
play. You'll earn and learn.
You'll get, in addition to Shore
leave, a 30-day straight vaca-
tion-which is more than the
average bank president can
count on.
You can join for two years.
When you get through you'll be
physically and mentally tuned
up" for the rest of your life.
You'll be ready through and
through for SUCCESS.
There's a Recruiting Station
right near you. If you don't
know where it is, your Post
master will be glad to tell you.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31
PUT CREAM IN NOSE
AND STOP CATARRH
Tells How To Open Clogged Nos
trils and End Head Colds.

You feel fine in few moments. Your
cold in head or catarrh will be gone.
Your clogged nostrils will open. The air
passages of your head will clear and
you can breathe freely. No more dull
ness, headache; no hawking, snuffiing,
mucous discharges or dryness; no strug-
Cling for breath at night.
Tell your druggist you want a small
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm. Apply a
little of this fragrant, antiseptic cream
in your nostrils, let IL penetrate through
every air passage of the head; soothe
and heal the swollen, infamed mucous
membrane, and relief comes instantly.
It is just what every cold and catarrh
sufferer needs. Don't stay stuffed'up
and miserable.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31

Sunny how perfectly helpless a
perfectly capable woman can become
in the presence of some men.
One place where the homely girl has
it on her better looking sister is that the
homely girl doesn't stand in much dan
ger Of being insulted by horrid man.
One disadvantage OF owning your
own home is that you cant rail at the
landlord.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31

WISE sPENpER Is WISE SAVER
Police Your Poeketbook; Save
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31
THEY GET ACTION AT ONCE.

Foley Kidney Pills invigorate,
strengthen and heal inactive, weak and
diseased kidneys and bladder, Mrs. o.
j. Ellis, sos 9Th Av., Sioux Falls, S. d.,
writes: al suffered with kidney trouble;
used TO have severe pains aoxoss my
back and felt miserable and all tired
out, but after taking Foley Kidney Pills
| am well. "-Hite's Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31
WORK, SAVE, SUCCEED wv. s. 81
VIRGIN ISLANDS SET EXAMPLE.

Uncle Sans newest possession, the
Virgin Islands, has taken most rapidly
to American ideals, according to infor.
nation received by the Savings Di.
vision of the Treasury Department
The small population of the ISLANDS
consists largely Of the foreign-born,
yet nearly $500 worth of War Saw.
ings stamps has been sold there this
year, the per capita purchases COM
pairing most favorably with those Of
any Of the states of the Union.
The purchases for the islands up
to the end of August this year aver.
aged SLIPS for each square mile Of
the territory purchased from Den.
mark in 1915. The sales of the stamps
were made through the post Offices Of
the islands.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31
Aviators Must Fly High
to Leave Churches Quiet

Santa Monica, Cal.-Hereaf-
ter all aviators flying here on
Sunday will be banished into the
highest clouds between the
hours Of 10 a. m. and / p. m.
Thus did the city council de-
cree. as the result of a protest
made by the Rev. w. III. Cor
nett Of the Presbyterian church.
He declared that alrplanes
travelling in Santa Monica dur
ing church hours fly so low that
they disturb church services.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1919-10-31
Give the world
the once over

listen, fellows, to some
straight talk. Many
'A 6 man when he gets
to be 40, misses some
thing. He may have
lots of money, and a fine
family but
He never got out and
saw things. After he
gets settled down, it's too
late.
Every man wants to see
the world. No man likes
10 stand still all his life.
The oeet time to TRAVEL
is wnen you're young and
lively-right NOW
Right NOW your Uncle Sam
is calling, "Shove off" He wants
men for his Navy. He's inviting
.youi LIS the biggest chance
you'll ever get to give the world
the once overi
Arizona republican., 1919-05-11
Democracy Its True Meaning

 individuals efficiency individual Dennocra individual
  brother O economy  Society all people is made of
  operation justice a  its physical and depends divduals
 
 selfxpresson and
  An efficient  Man a community Public opinion O The kind Of efforts ou we O a a democratic Of the free development individual higher efficiency The people Of kingdoms They could be trusted We of this the matter of takes and the mistakes government And there this universal education O democracy D O oeveryon O It is in the service and rights and With this spirit of honesty will soon reflect itself in political life and Reforms like charity of ing our individual part for the good of the whole
Arizona republican., 1919-05-11
Grammar

We have little patience with those who are con tinUally pointing out the grammatical mistakes of others This is practice usually nduged in by those whose knowledge of grammar is rather ,rudimentary The text books used in the public schools which form the basis of tho grammatical knowledge of a very large majority of the people are themselves rudi- mentary. They lay down the principles of grammar and certain rules, which one who never pursues the subject beyond these text books believe to be rigid and innexible; and departure from them is error
 As matter of fact these rules are laid down only for the guidance of the beginner not for the com plete education of boys girls; to qualify them for criticism. They intended to keep them within
 safe path until their further education will enable them to stray with safety into the pleasant paths of the language
 If one say write what he means and can say write it pleasingy and effectively he is good grammaran though he may never have seen a text book. One may spend years in the study of grammar and subsequent years in the teaching of it. and he may have been able to write or speak without the slightest deviation from the most rigid rues yet he will be an unpeasing, awkward speaker writer He has never assimilated what he has read He has caught the spirit of his language Perhaps it not in him to do it. for there are certain things which some people cannot learn to do
 All that we may think is bad grammar is not really so When in doubt should apply the rule that whatever expresses clearly what is good language and language is much more important matter than grammar.
 We have been moved to this dsquistion by an edi- torial statement we have seen in a contemporary, which has somewhat moved us from an attitude of non criticism: ITO lay prone on the warm sod and watch the ships of the sky sail their wonderful voy- ages is a worthwhile thing"
 This is asking most too much of the non critic We might pass over the substitution of Hay" for the more conventional "lie' and might grant poetic license for ship to sail a voyage instead of 10 sail on voyage, but the writer in the word prone has violated the essential rule that he should express himself accurately and clearly To lie prone is to lie face downward 1T he wants them to lie that and look at the sky ships should provide them with looking glasses
Arizona republican., 1919-05-11
The Rnad Rnnd Election

The county road bond election will be held next Saturday. Next to the Roosevelt dam, we do not be- eve any other project has been proposed which prom ses so much for the development of the valley the county road system which it is proposed to construct and for which these bonds to be voted. It is posed to authorize $4oO000O in bonds, to be issued and sold in blocks of $5O00OO time to time the construction requires
 The county road system is so planned as to bring a surfaced road into every neighborhood, within
 mile of the more remote farms in settled districts the valley There will be, in fact very few farms situated as far as mile from a good surfaced road.
 We think that anyone can see that such a system, instead of being an expense will be source of profit rom the beginning It will be great annhilation Of time distance It will bring the most remote parts the valley within easy distance of the markets in the towns of Mesa Tempe, Phoenix and Glendale, The will be really brought into the suburbs of these towns. The value of farm lands will be increased far beyond the cost of constructing the roads and this increase will be reflected increased values of town property.
 When the system has been completed, we shall have a great section of the county almost in area equal some state, with paved roads through every part Such region must attract visitors and persons seeking new homes.
 It is old story that southern California owes it's marvellous growth to it's good roads
 We believe the people want such system; that the opposition to the bonds is small; that all that necessary to do Is to get out the qualified of every neighborhood. They will do the rest
 This bond issue should be carried by heavy vote. X majority for the bonds in light vote would likely be misunderstood by bond buyers who do not under stand the tendency of voters to let George do it. when it comes to voting on bonds. They might sus- pect that the issue had been put through quietly with put sufficient publicity and that the opposition had been hoodwinked.
 The sentiment in favor of good roads should be fully expressed next Saturday.
Arizona republican., 1919-05-11

department prohibit they intoxicating" Why a stealing whether not he steals
Arizona republican., 1919-05-11
MODE LSERVICE

Bishop Partridge is collector of anecdotes about ministers and in anecdota mood he said the other day:
 T once asked a minister how he had got through Q certain service. He answered grimly:
 Well bishop, the service was soothing moving and satisfactory
 Yes said little puzzled.
 "Yes, exactly said he. Tt soothing because half the congregation to sleep It was moving because half of the other half left before, I through. And it must have been satisfactory, inasmuch I wasn't asked to come again Los Angeles Times.
Arizona republican., 1919-05-11

that the party shall forthwith take stand against It.
 will not do that; we think it would be good thing for it if it should do At the present stage, at rate party opposition the league would be interpreted by democrats and republicans alike as partisanism. The people do not perhaps, know much about the league. They have studied it and they may not be Intensely interested in it way the other but the chances that majority of the peo pie inclined to it account of the object of it, to promote peace. Some of them may think that somehow it will guarantee peace.
 has had in the present form of the covenant an intelligent or ntelgibIe discussion this country The old covenant extensively discussed and was found to be so faulty that it was amended The pre- vailing impression that the faults have been corrected and that though may not be precisely what It should be- it's good points outweigh it's defective points When it comes up for discussion in the senate it may be that objections will be made that will appeal to the people as reasonable
 We should dislike to lose MT Borah from the re- publican party, but think that the party could better afford lose him than give to the people an impression that the opposition the league had no other basis than the fact that the president who hap pens to be democrat had proposed it That would not inspire confidence in the party
 There is perhaps criticism of the fact that conference of the republican senators has been in- vited the subject of the league: suspicion that it fig thereby to be made party question. But that criticism is not well founded The conference is not to be caucus; it is stated in advance that it is not to be held for the of agreeing upon any to which those participating will be bound. It is to be considered many other matters legislation are considered in such conferences.
 It is certain that many of the republican senators will support the peace treaty and it is equally certain that democratic senators will not do so
Arizona republican., 1919-05-11
I Recover, Relieve Tommys Mind and
 Ask for a Job


 I came back to consciousness as luctanty as I had slipped out of it- opened by eyes to the light of the morning with surprise and heard my self telling somebody over and over. Its in the flour barrel! It's in inc flour barrel." At length I perceived that l was addressing a nurse. that I was in bed and that one shoulder was bandaged and one arm strapped so that 1 could not move it.
 Its in the flour barrel and I rnust tell Tommy l confided to the nurse again, and started to get up. But she was a sedate and practical person. plainly an unimaginative woman who would abhor adventure She put me back upon the pillows, rang for d maid, and sent for Dr. Certeis.
 Before he entered the room I had thrown off the lingering effects of an anesthetic and realized what had hap pened: A bullet had been taken from my soulder. 1 was a. patient in Ger teis' house-perhaps I would have to remain his guest for an indefinite pe- riod. The situation might-or it might l not-prove embarrassing. I couldn't weigh that matter until I had put a very important duty behind me I could hardly spare a second for a formal greeting when Certeis came into | the room
 T must phone to Tommy at once" 1 l said
 | I think one could order an Aladdin's | carpet in Certeis' establishment and l have it delivered in five seconds. At ] Certeis' signal, the nurse brought a ! telephone to my bedside and proceeded | to hold it in position for me But Ger i teis understood the appeal in my glance He took the phone from her, and sent her out of the room on an errand. Then he held the instruments for me, much more comfortably than the woman had done, and he had Tom my on the line before he permitted me ] to speak.
Arizona republican., 1919-05-11
'G G1lltE52io[!77IIf2A Bride
 c90yfE87Eea I@l0 h2r h4a IM7eppzEnteypzeAu1z

Hello, Tommy! It's-its mel" l stammered.
 Thank God, ma'am! Where are vou?' Tommy fairly shouted in his as- punishment. T was just phoning the poice!'
 Safe, Tommy. Don't worry about me-"
 "As soon as I opened up, ma'am and see that mess of cans and bottles, l knew it was burglars done it, ma'am. And I was that scared I couldn't stand ii to hunt for you, ma'arn. 1 was afeard they might have killed you l sent man to search the basement, ma'am. It was more'n I could do." Tommy was dreadfully shaken, could tell from the ouaver in his voice. Thank God you're all right, ma'am. Believe me, ma'am, you're some real sport-if you'll excuse me saying SO Is there anything l can do for you, ma'am?"
 "Yes, please. Give me a job, Tom my!'
 "Wh-what?' I could hear the boy gasp with anazement-
 'erd make real good cashier, Tom my Or I might
 You can have any job here, ma'am, mine if you say so." i +Then I'll be around after something l in about three weeks. And don't tell ! the police about me when they arrive i this morning. I hurried through what was left to be said because Dr. Certeis was signalling it was time for me to stop talking. And please forget that I l ever was Jane Lorimer. At least until | further notice" I concluded.
 Yes, ma'am, sure said Tommy with i his usual meekneSs.
 Then Hamilton Certeis set the phone down.
 1 ''Mademoiselle Eloise Vendarlyn," he said with a smile, may I ask in the vernacular of the Yankee what's up, now?"
 CTo Be Continuedl
Arizona republican., 1919-05-11

"Mr. Burleson is not the first to discover" says the friendly Galveston News, "that when a man has all he do it does not pay take on side lines There is implication that if Burleson had left the telephone and telegraph wires alone he would have been all right from which may draw the inference that he was properly the job for which he was hired. But he had bunged the postoffices from the beginning. It is the bunger who is more apt to take on side lines, than the who has proper concep- tion of his own job
Arizona republican., 1919-05-11
Dedicated to the Return of the 15sth Infantry
 By AYLMER HARDING

 Your record the poppied fields of France is writ
 in flame, The flame that srs nations heart in love for your fair fame. America is waiting to accord with honors due To her four hundred soldier boys who fought with heart true. Then here's to the gallant four hundred We welcome from the sea. Our hearts shall cease to yearn When our heroes home return; We think of you and drink to you, Soldiers for Liberty. No summers sunlit glory hath greater luster bright Than ye whose love and loyalty outrival deeds of
 might America is waiting to greet her sons of Mars While Arizona's glory hath four hundred added stars Then here's to the gallant four hundred We welcome from over the sea. Our hearts shall to yearn When heroes home return. We think of you and drink to you Soldiers for Liberty.
Arizona republican., 1919-05-11
EluzzZEozzL

Italy of tell her what happened the Orlando public A thing about their If the Italians graduate ansughter shall anything 
  We'll the market place furnishes the fodder
Arizona republican., 1919-05-11

One of the Cleveland rioters arrested May Day was found to have among his possessions when searched by the police order for sSS his pay for two weeks work in an industrial plant in that city Here was surprising evidence that W. W had actually been working We are at a loss to understand what a man who can make nearly a dollar an hour has to kick about He could not reasonably ask for more This man must either have been natural born agitator anarchist.