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Ezra says a quart month isn't 60
ing very far to help Teller enjoy poor
health
Good News for the Friends
Mrs. j. c. Wilkins returned from
Stotts City Sunday and said that her
daughter, Miss Rena. had stood on her
ear nicely and was doing as we'll as
could be expected the operation
Mill River news.
A new popular song: After the
High Ball Is Over
Stung?
A. ]. Sargent has moved into the
Bee Hive. Proctorsville item.
How Low the Brooks Are Getting.
A lady bathing in brook, lady
clad in nothing and very little of that
was the spectacle that caught the eye
of patroiman Jameson of the Nutley
N. j.. police force last Saturday after.
noon as he tramped along the hot and
dusty read on his way to police head
quarters. The brook has but about a
foot and half of water in it, hardly
enough to cover the nothing that the
lady had on, let alone the lady.--New
York Sun.
A Pathetic Request
VIII some one please send in q
receipt for birch beer
Manchester, N. H-Boston Globe
Woodrow, o. Woodrow. come back to
us soon,
The glorious Fourth is at hand.
We looked for you back by the 18th
of June,
But it takes you a long time to
land.
A Cheap Fishing Trip.
Romina and Carl Mudgett went fish.
ing the other day and Ramona says
they did not get a shor1 trout in the
lot.-Cady Falls item.
No Hitch
Bert Hall. who came in from Ridge
Saturday, reports that the Anderson
wedding went off without a hitch
Thursday night Groom didn't show
up-Liberty item.
Hickory. hickory, dock
There's bottle hid in the clock.
TIL company's away
There it'll stay;
Hickory, dickory, dock.
Garden Notes.
SO far we have heard of no one who
has beaten Charles T. Miller on early
peas. He picked good mess and had
them for supper Tuesday evening"
Madison item.
dad" Williamson says he is in q
quandary as to whether he likes new
potatoes. new cabbage, peas or beans
the best, they are all so good.-Au
rora item.
Henry Weaver was quick sick with
an attack of indigestion this week
Henry lays in to the cherry and veg
etable season. Horizon Center.
Wanted-Houseworker to run small
household in country place; mus
know how to care for boy FIVE ant
girl IL, and be tactful enough to gel
along with their grandmother.-Buf
falo Commercial.
The Old Quarter Since July I.
1t don't seem like the same old tun,
We used to warble long ago;
1t don't seem like the same old Groom
Something must have happened
love, know.
Neighborhood Secrets
B. F. Slater has added to the at
Effectiveness of his home by givinl
his home new coat of paint. He ma,
be intending to get new housekeep
er but don't ask us who it is for W,
really don't know
A Camping Trip.
The refrain of wedding bells ha.
been heard and the bridal pair hav,
folded their tent and stolen away
Langdon, N. H., item
From Here and There.
Mr.. Edw Parnell was splitting Woo
in Olinger, Monday-Hozizon Center
Olin Mcclure is still tying at tn,
oak tree in Mrs. Dunn's yard. -Ho
berg.
Mr., Oscar West is going to get hin
new rubber tired busy. Girls, wha
does that mean?--Miller.
Mr.. Sherman of Waterbury appear
to be having the time of his life, Wis
iting old friends at his former HON,
in Cadys Falls and vicinity. -Cadyl
Falls.
Earl Stockton who was with tn,
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