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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03
Everyone Should
Drink Hot Water
in the Morning
Hssn away All the stomach, liver,
and bcsyei poisons before
breakfast

To feel Four best day n and dag
out 10 feel clean inside; no sour hllF
10 coat yoEr tOaEEe and Sicken yoUl
breath OF duh ssBr head no coasSt
patton billions attacks, sick headache
Gods, rheEBEsiszu or gaSsy, acid stoID
ache, yoa 1nEEt 5z1he On The inside
like Fgu battle eHts5da. This Is Tsst
IL more Important because tie
SKIN pores DO not absorb impurities
1io The blood. rvs@ae the bowel poses
60. fays a well xaosn physician
To keep these ,sOisons ami toxi,as
Wen flushed from tie stomach, Liver
kidneys and bowels. drink before
breakfast each day. . glass Of bo:
wafer with q teas2ooufal OF limestone
phosphate in II. This VII cleanse
purify and freshsn the entire all
Ine7tsTT tract, before putting more
nod Into Ire stomach.
Get & quarter pound Of limestone
phosphate from your pharmacist Il
Is Inexpensive and almost tRsteless
except . scurish tEInge which is 10.
unpleasant Drink phos7hated hot
Wafer every morning 10 rid ypE'
fyE+szn o. these vile poisoas and tex.
RS also 20 Prevent their formation
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03
HAVE DARK HAIR
AND LOOK YOUNG
Dcn't stay gray. Nooooy can tell
~hen you oarsen gray fsceo
hair with Sage Tea snc
Sulphur.

Grandmother kept her hair bazuts-
fully dzrEeaea, glossy and attractive
with z brew Of Sage Tea and Sul
phur. Whenever her EaIr took On
thar dull, faded or sirezked appear
ance, This simple mixture was ap-
piled with wonderful effect By zzSk-
ing Al any drug store for -Wye1h' s
Sage and Sulphar Compound" Eo1
viii e, q large bottle OF this old
time recipe. improved by the add
tion Of other Ingredients. all ready
to use, At Tery little cost This
simple mixture can be depended upou
to restore natural color and beauty
TO the hair.
4 EelEkncEu downtown druggist
says everybody uses Wye1h'S Says
and Sulphur Compound nDw because
II GzrIels SO naturally and evenly
that nobody can tell il has besn APP
piied-its 20 easy n use, TOO You
simply da-pen q comb or soft brush
and draw il through your hair, taxi
ing one strand al : time By zaorl-
Ing the gray haxr disappears after
another application or two. II is re
stored 10 its natural color and looks
giosSF. soft and beautiful
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03
ALL NIGHT
WAIT AT GATE
Red Fan Heads Lons Lire IN Front
% Ball Park, Anxious 20
Eug tire First
Ticket

United Press Leased Wire Service
CHICAGO, Oct 5-The Reds beat
the White Sox again early today.
This time il was & Red fan that top
led the White Sex fans and O. their
home grounds
ROLAND Gzinan, Elyria. Ohio, turn
cd the trlck. Gainzn- > wounded sob
der OF the Tgair1y-secan6 division,
now reCEpsrating al the Fort ShsTi-
dan hospital headed the long line Of
baseball bugs gathered before Cents
sey park gates waiting for bleanher
tickets 10 the first game On Chicago
grounds
Behind Guiaal we're two other Red
parziSans-H Z Stratton and C. Rode
baugh- OF Cincinnati They left Gin
cinna1i before yesterdays game and
took their positions in the oleachsT
line at i've D n Thursday They said
the Reds had plenty Of rooters az
home. bur thought al the moral sup-
port available weuld be needed II
Chicago
There were 5000 IN the tHo long
uueues al six q II. About 5000 were
il -he lines before midnight The ma
5o-ity brought boxes to use as chairs
or beds as needed SoAe had bed
clothes. camp stools and umbrellas
Numerous camp fires were started
On the pavement 10 cheer the fans
more than 10 keep warm, as the night
WAS ssltry-
Card games we're started early,
Assny groups didn't wait 10 get inside
10 wager their money On the ball
game, but started TO ~Holl the bones "
C II. Schafsrs. Freapo-t, Nab-. G.
MAYS and Roy Owen. Of Memphis
Neb.. kept the all night Vigil
The first WOMAN Mrs l. PlammsT.
look her Mace shortly before mid
night she was accompanied by heI
husband
Carl Srha---r. striking steel work
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03
TWO GOATS
OF WHITE SOx
circrt.e and Williams Holding Sooey
Prizes Today as Rsspit Of First
Two Games Of the
Series
by Ross Tenney, Written for the
United Press

TRr Ross Tennsy, Written for the
United Press
CHICAGO, Oct st Is necessary
again today 10 write about Chicago
goats instead " heroes. The White
Sox dig TWO is NOW small deuce.
Cscctts and Williams today are
sharing the caiet gCstship On The Chi
csse team as the rival clans Of Pal
Moran and Kid Gleason open their
three dzr world series session In the
White Sex back yard with the Nntfe
Sox hoping thar hoEs sweet home
vii really prove 3 sweet song after
the surprise handed ny the aces down
II, Cincinnati For aeFsT were worse
pitched games put On display n any
znT8d series than these same Two aces
threw away for the Gleason c7e~ n
RAdlznd. The blame lies right a. the
slab.
Nov KID Gleason must bank his
homes IN his second string pair, Lefty
Kerr and Bill lanes For hEs Two
Fy5g ares are n the discard
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03
He Szis Reds kish. h3n Aori5
Series ia Straight Games and
s-is Thinks II Pos
slsle.
ARE BETTER THAN EVER
Cincinnati Team Plays Faster Bah n
Tvs Games Than During
the Regular
Season

by Johnny ErE-ss Written to- TIE
CEifsd Press1
AGO, Oct S.-Ths Reds are
on enemy fer-l1uTT to-day and IaHE
are ga1g 10 sEEa 10 prone 1EsI how
goo5 zn6 how game Z ball club LhET
are They have played like real
IN a-gS0ls N their Iwo T3cl9rgef1s
games al home and ! expect t0~sss
.tasu 20 clear through Ihs ser9es
Eithua. fzl-erznE Sim SaIlee pitch
Cd sls1 &c ne has Ell season and
Turned N exactly Lns snTT or game
lola would expect from 3 veteran 81
his class He l. the Dal EhG Is
directly res palsihls for TIE Red ;
secszd Elclo5y Ee WIS iii hard and
~ was wiling ID be Es Pitched
win as head Is vel Es lis taxr oaa
left aim and 1sTsr aI1s1dsd himself
oalT when necessary. TAs1 ne Was
steady e. z rock
Re was master Of he game every
minute End hF wua llce- wraps. As
] said sesisrsEy. The Sex Cont ike
left bsn6 pitching Of The REeihe- Ela
SalIes brand
E6c5e Roush, with Crs q t5s most
wonderful catches ever made IL z
warld-s series, and Larry koEE With
his triple n The fourth thar Taa the
game for the Reds were Inc other big
nan % the Reds for Las dRL KoEs.
fine hi provided the break 0. The
gz-s. Il broke Williams 6at=lsF
and tbs game was rs good b over
zha Minute Larry hit The bali. G-pa
and Duncan we're On the bases and
two nsl were out
= al - -
Sana- Hoaf delivered, TWO runs CANE
across and the Sex were beaten
Claude Williams was very wild md
unsteady. Il pitcher doesn't gsi
them over. The other club 6oas-'i
have ID hit They ran VIII Withozt
hitting Thai happened yesterday.
Enough said.
In the ars- two games tAe Reds
have even surpassed their regular
season play They are confident and
aggressive They hare eeen 8 mach
unds7-a-ed team Who Knows but
what have said may come true, and
TIE series end in straight games
That s almost too l1C. 10 expect
from any GLIB, but The Reds hare
been dong Just sHca things al ssaso1-
Fisher and Rar5dea probably VII
b. the Cincinnati ba1ts-y today
Fisher has been pitching wonderful
tan and has won ms 12sT eight games
Ea has pitched against the Sex IN ne
American lezgDe and knows them
lie should prove a1Qast as e1s--zTs
EEa5aSl them Is REe1te- and SR leg.
Kerr probably VIII pitch for TIE
Sox He IL wonderful little Eola.-
mal. buI he Is galag up against osg
odds. Game as he il ne VII find
the Reds : bad clab 70 tslFsr with
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03
Hucoirs as Manager.

limited Press Leased Wire Se-Tiee-l
NEW YORK, Oct 3.-MiIler Hug
gins has signed . contract 10 naz-
attention which the bishop slw2-s
gave 10 all OF his public utteraaces-
AS a pastor and guide he lived up 10
age the New York American league
club again next year, Il Was al
nouncsd today
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03
ars.her Golden Day.

limited Press Leased Wire SETEles-j
CHICAGO, Oct S.-AnotheT golden
6sv- greeted the Reds and White Sox
On their arrival here from Cincinnati
ear1y today The sky was clear wit
me exception OF a few leecy clouds
II was warn. wi7h ysry little breeze
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03

limited Press Leased Wire Service }
CHICAGO Oct S.-SAa-tlT before
todav,s world series game started
betting was seven 10 five that CT
.rirna-i would take 1oday's game
Cincinnati hackers were finding No
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03
psns.ral WINS.

United Press Leased Wire Service
CHICAGO, Oct s.-WiIliam Dsme-
trail threw Johnny Meyers middle
weight wrestling champion. in one
hour and thirtFseTe1 minutes II
their match al the Coliseum last
night
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03

bestS=ed Epon Mrs Frederick G.
PendelG, wife Of The American an
basszdo- 10 Vienna, in recognition Of
her generosity toward French PRISON
ers throughout Austria
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03
S-zroara Four Team is Given T-o-sss
Whrct II Wcr During Season
At 5snrSe. Of All
Tes-as
INDOOR GAMES PLANNED
This League AsH Play Every weanss
day Mgr; ane Hrlss VIII be
Drawn ans Scaecsle Maze
4. Crce.

a score CT members O. the Com
1s-ciaa baseball league sat- Gown .
supper HI ths Y NJ c A lKsI even
sng. and after enjoying g tempting
repEsI, plans were made 4or Al In
door GsHEae for The coming season
VIE Six teams playing every Wee
nasdsy night II the gTnnaslu-n-
the season IN open October Is.
The silver cup Of tbs league, which
recently cIused a successful season,
was wen sy the STANDARD FouT lean
and J. was presented last evening 70
Manager Ezrle-
The indoor league promises 10 De
an interesting sporting sFerI a--
VIII probably be composed Of teams
from The standard -Four. Euiska-nas-
kellogg Birge company, American Ce-
nel1 Machine cGL2 saT- Purity oa1s
and I-wi1a-F2a illiTls company .orcss-
Rules and regulations were decided
usan Tentatively and ara 10 BE- COR
plarsd within The Rsu few Gays
gr5oor League Rules
Rules governing the indoor base
BAL league discussed al the Corn-r1ss-
esal lsaEle banquet lAst evening, are
the following
The indoor baseball lssgEe shah Dc
corn posed q. Six teams The nESf
sit teams fling their CONTRACTS Shall
bs given preference By The League
board of directors Application Tor
admission 10 the ls2gls nay De mace
hF any manufacturing CT business
house, wholesale or retail, o- Any
or@aaRad body &C rGs1 El-cTac1ls ,
fair basis q competition can se'
maintained Application DIs- De
made 10 1hs league board Of c5r'se-
1nr,s and passed py q majority vote
Of that BODY Team contrzcts nay
be secured upon application a he
Y. N c A osce- The Sa-as.s are "a
be played on Wsaaasa2y evenings q
each week and z TWO round Schedule
consisting Of thirty games VIII De
played The opening games VIII De
Played On October 18th
Forfeit is Posted
4 guarantee fee Of ten dollars
{slA.eDB mls- be paid ry sach IeaE
upon ezuy This fee 10 De forfeited
If the team fails 10 complete us
schedule. L is also understood thu
e there Is Z deficit al the close al
the season ih81 3 part or I'll Of this
tee may De Ese dto cove The deficit
Otherwise Ihs Zee IL ID be returned 10
he team 81 The close q, The season
Tyhe 9eagns 70 furnish baseball, uw-
pre-, place 10 play, and peaHan- for
he Winning team
One drafted player who shah noi
be allowed 10 pitch u Ely scheduled
game shall be allowed each team
The league board a present c0l-
Sis1s OF The following officers and
members: Harry King. president
Jas. EgiskzIp, Tics PRESIDENT Wa.
Z BTQgHlaa, secretary and treasurer;
Glen JuhnRa E T Earl Homer
BrelIe-stsiu. L. NJ Eeshacssr.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03

The highest class decoration i
gold o. the recently -Ra1guE.s,tsG
Gratitude OF France" order has been
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03

More Than rro-tEiras Of The geld
Tow IN use in the world was ais
covered in the last fry years
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03

difficulty in finding takers at those
figures
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03

Wise Is the orator who knows when
to cut = lnug story short
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03
V7UURIN6xAD
Movies "a
Wholesome Cleansing Refreshing
When Your EIes Need Care

Az Instructor in Phiiadelphiz
school wEs dismissed by the board
. sdusatSon On the charge OF insub-
prdlnssson. because he refused 10
5 his pupils q rsgtsnae love SONG
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03
Toaays Game in Morls Series Is
Critical Turning pcint elons
Rea5 70 charrrInnshi7
Honors
SOUTH SIDERS ARE WILD
& is Do or Die Tcdsy fer chirsso
Team Winch Must Win -
Practically Give Up
HpPe.

IBy Henry ]. Parcel United Press
Ssff Culraspordsa
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-10-03

NLl4A-a-g-dr
starts gO5ay fer me Reds
From the sof. hc-ze grounds where
7hsF HaFe been making TIE 6zTT -
frsrn grave FSsr Ihs White Sex The
stsa-- shCrel Of PAT Moran VII root
an-p rrareg this afternoon 81 CozassssF
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-04-17
Nyal Remedtss
n2pA Ssz1A,]

|. Stubbencld of Denver was IN
Ontario Sunday cnroutc to Burns.
Miss Luclla Calln spent the week
end in Wciser
Mrs Robert Odell and little ncph-
cw Claude Ferguson returned TO their
home here after visit of several
wcoks with Mrs. Odclls daughter,
Mrs Guy stiugle AT Wostfall.
MIR and Mrs u. n Hunter Of Nam
pa motorcd down aud took sundav
dinner with Mr.. and Mrs A. l., Hunt
cr and family
Mr. and Mrs j. G lmhorf, father
and mother of Mrs Frank Schrum,
aud their son belmont, Mrs Schrum's
brother. who have been visiting In
Ontario for the past three weeks left
Saturday ion the Dallcr where thcv
will visit Mrs. Schrum's sister and
family, and then go 10 Portland ani
Los Angeles, and from there through
California, Arizona, New Mexico, Coz
orado and back 10 their home In uau.
Mr. lmhon ia agent for the Rnyrr
aud Rio Grundc Railway, having been
with that company for th" past 10
years. Their son Belmont b. also om-
ploycd with the same company ns
telegraph operator having entered tho
service about two years ago at the Gga
OF 80 years Mrs schrum and dud-
Ehtcr Evelyn will leave for the y 'is1
and Portland this week aud accomp-
any her parents as far as Portland
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-04-17
THE REXALL STORE

Boise this week visiting with hes
daughter Mrs Helen struthers.
Mrs. Elizabeth Miller Of Blackfoo
Idaho. is visiting with her son AMI
daughter. Mr. and Mrs. John NonD
at the present
Mrs. George Nesbit and daughtvr
were over from Wclser shopping ir
Ontario Tuesday
Mrs. T.. A. Van Sicklin of Weisc'
was visiting with Ontario friends the
first fthe week
Leslie, Catherine and Edith, thi
small children of Mr. aud Mrs. w. L.
Hall, are ill with the small pox now
Leslie j Aker, the attorney WHO
has been In the Portland Office OF the
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-04-17

T.. $. Internal Revenue service Tor tie
past year. has resigned his position
and will specialize on work conncctcl
with the Income Tax and other War
Revenue measures. Mr.. Aker viii
again make Ontario his home and
headquarters but expects to do work
i'm the whole section extending from
Baker to Boise, assisting the taNpa,
crs in corporation partnership ana
other income tax work
Mrs. &. Il. secoy and lit'le Hch
Rawlings visited IN paycttc Tuesda'
afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs G. r. secoy and littlt
Zcna Rawlings were vale visitors the
first of the week
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-04-17

Miss Rosna Clement was visitin.
last week in Boise with friends.
Mrs Susie Chapman, former res
idcnt of Ontario, IS visiting here a,
present from her home in St Louia.
Missouri.
Mrs Mel Dolling was another Bois
visitor from Ontario last week.
Mr. and Mrs Gene Mccoy took Sul.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-04-17

Mics Catherine Neeb has been iIl
the last week with the mumps
Mr.. and Mrs Frank RAIDER are oN
10, tied home some time this week, ami
when last heard from were visitin,
with friends In Long Beach
Mrs. Katherine Morey is here from
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-04-17
ToOn Topics Tersely Told

day dinner with Mr. and Mrs. Dave
Powers
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-04-17
WHAT WE THINK

1--WE recommend Mickey heart and
soul, because it contains all the elements
that, we believe, real picture lovers de.
mand as entertainment little love,
few tears, certain amount of excite
ment and suspense, and much joy.
We respectfully request that you
come early, as wherever Mickey has
played, standing room has been the rule.
(SignedD Dreamland Theatre.
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26

Ike-They's 500 mussels in the hu- min body. Youre's oter raise at least 1000po if you keep you're hands up when they pass the pork.
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26
w. H. Pierce Has Birthday Dinner.

A very enjoyable affair was the dinner party given in honor of w. H. Pierce's 18th birthday at the Pierce home on West Railroad avenue, one night last week.
 time, lavish kinds that tempt you on and on until you wonder how you managed to eat so much, and was got ten up by Mrs. Pierce, the good wife, assisted by Mrs. Kapanke.
 There naturally was much swap ping of old army yarns, as among the guests were three of MT. Pierce's comrades in the union amy-Judge s. B. Gilliland, Ben Doney and J. c. Milligan. The last scrap was repre- sented by Capt. E. M. Robinson, who was there with his wife and her brother, Arthur Ivens, the other guest being Mrs. May Curtis.
 In Honor of Bride-tO-Be.
 One of the pretty events of the season was the six o'clock dinner given at "Shep's" on Saturday even- ing of last week, in honor of Miss Ebba korsgren, who left on the eight o'clock train for her home in Chicago.
 Since Miss Korsgren is soon to be bride, those in charge took advan- tage of the situation and planned ac- cordingly. Clever nuptial place cards were arranged for twenty guests. American beauty roses were used for table decorations. One of the sur prises of the evening was a wedding march as a reminder of the approach ing nuptials. Miss Rosemary Rein- hold acted as hostess, while Miss Alice Snyder took the place of toast mis- tress. The remainder of the party were as follows: Misses Emma Ven devort, Emily Johnston, Freda Lin ton, Mae Akin, Jessie Stemmons, Alva Hayes, Lydia Akin and Mrs. Linton. Messrs. Austin Brown, Henry Hays, Frank Walters, Grady Martin, Robert Reinhold, Chas. Walters, George Ne gray and Harvey Brown.
 The merry party accompanied Miss Korsgren to the train, and as she boarded the cars, she was generously showered with rice and best wishes. At the Gunter home, Friday even ing, December 19, the friends of Miss Ebba Korsgren gave her a linen shower. Many useful and beautiful gifts were presented her as an ex- pression of the high esteem in which this "bride-to-be" is held.
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26
CROP PROGRESS IN ARIZONA

Friday the shipment of the last car of oranges will mark the close of the picking season in the Salt River valley. The season has been success ful from nearly every point of view. One hundred and twenty-five cars of exceptionally fine fruit have been well distributed over the country, reach ing points as remote at Montreal and Toronto, Canada. Other points to which shipment was made include Boston, New York, Cleveland, India napolis, Minneapolis, St. Paul, Denver, Salt Lake City, Fl Paso, and many interior points Grape fruit was shipped to many Pacific coast cities. Even prices were maintained throug- out the season. Cotton picking has made good progress during the week.
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26
AT THE HOTELS

Among well-known Arizonans reg istered at the local hotels during the last few days were:
 1deal-Andrew Newberg, E. T. Kinds, c. H. Kinds and family, all of Williams.
 Weatherford-Orren H. Hinkson, John Sheehan, Cooley; Geo. c. Morse, Holbrook; J. D. Tannehill, Parks; J. B. Smith, Oak Creek; l.. J. Beard, Se- ligman; F. G. Mitchell, Tolchaco; Mrs. Wm. Meirop, Kaibitoh; A. Haggerty, Leupp; Al Smith, J. D. Brown, Ash Fork; Mike O'Brien, Miller Springs; w. H. Pitts, Congress Junction; J. L.. Leavell, Jerome Junction; C. w.. Knight and family, Calamity Park; c. A. Rushing, Winslow.
 Pine-Geo. Burns, Needmore; Spen- cer Knight, Jack Knight, R. F. Moeder, Fred Johnson and c. M. Bos- Ter, the latter on his way to Los An geles, F. L. Go. Camp; Henry Sor- rell and wife, Williams; Everett Mo- Cauley, Canyon Diablo; Harry Steph- ems, Stoneman Lake; Arthur Ander- son, Jas. D. Rupe, Maine; c. L. James. A. L. & T. Camp |; w. s. Reid, R. O. Gordon, Riordan; Henry Singleton, Clarkdale; w. J. Kennedy, Saginaw Camp; Frank Rubean, Phoenix; J. B. Frey, the Mennonite missionary, Tuba City. 1;
 Commercial-Mr. and Mrs. V. A. Keith, Winslow; Arthur Hampsey, Riordan; F. E. Johnson, H. Jackson, Holbrook; Stephen Janus, Leupp; J. L. Maher, Chandler; E.. D. Mccoy, Jno. V. Morrison, Greenlaw Camp; M. Martin, Cooley; Frank Keeffe, King man; L. E. White, J. s. Clark, Phoe- nix; E. B. Perrin, Jr., Williams.
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26

George-The goat is the healthiest of annimiles, as you stipulate in your letter of askance. Goats, bekause of their pekuliar direlection for an indis- kriminate food, exhaust a pekuliai oder which is obknoxious to infuxious decreases. Consiquently, you have to kill him several times to "get his goat" as the suppression goes. "Oder' is a female expression which comes from a contrackshun of "owed-her,' when not paid.
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26
UNREALIzABLE IDEAS

Once I met a "pusson" who walked about the statehouse with considerable dignity, and said to him:
 "Good morning, Rastus. see you hold senatorial position now?"
 "No, sah," he replied. "Ah doan hold no senatorial possishun; ah hold janitorial possishun in dis heah leg istah, sah. An aint no time foah dis elimination of unrealizable ideas, sah."
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26
MUFFLER NEEDED

Mother-"I wish you wouldn't stand on the steps so long with that Junior when he bring you home."
 She-"Why I only stood there for a second last night"
 Mother-"Is that all? I really thought I heard third and a fourth"
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26
+++**+*+++%++%+%&
. HEALTH HINTS WELL } WORTH FORGETTING
By Dock Soper

Jim-They's about POS bones in the humin body. Fish has more. When you git roomatizim you feel like a fish. If the roomatizim is in your feet you should have your teeth pull ed which offsets the compensation and takes you're mind off your feet while your head akes.
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26
THE WRONG TEXT

The preacher selected this for his text: "Be ye, therefore, steadfast."
 But the Cross Road Herald printed it next day: "Be ye there for break fast"
 Little things like that is what makes the mortality rate so high among printers and editors.
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26
WASTED BUTTON

Ronald (after church service)-"I say, sis, did the curate really mean that those black people don't wear clothes"
 Sister-"Yes, quite true"
 Ronald-"Then, what was the good of grandpa putting a button in the collection?"
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26
WHY THE COP SMILED

Traffic Cop: When I signal you to stop, I want you to stop. The next time it will cost you five!
 Autoist: Say, brother, if you can show me how to stop this sheet-iron Lizzard any quicker than I did, I'll give you ten
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26
COULDN'T FIND ANY MORE

"Hello, Brown! Wasn't it fine day yesterday"
 "It seemed so. They fined me once for speeding, and once because my lights were out"
The Coconino sun., 1919-12-26

Carrier pigeons never take food while travelling.