The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1919-10-18

goes to the range in that big automo-
bile with his galaxy of pulchritudinous
educatresses.
More students might patronize Noah
A. Young's business university at the
West End if he would advertise it
freely in Young's Magazine, the same
as vendors of school furniture, station
cry and textbooks.
The friendly readers of the Rip-saw
might embarrass some Of the business
firms of Duluth if they said something
about their neglect to advertise in the
only paper that prints the news, when
the news blooms out.
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John E. Jensen and William E.
Towne win act as midwives when Joel
Lichten issues from the womb Of Rus.
sian citizenship and becomes a baby
voter in oppressed Duluth. Welcome
to our voting lists, dear old Joel.
They say that Noah A. Young's new
and aspiring business university at the
West End has only seven students.
Wait until Noah sends that flood Of
rural school graduates and teachers in
from the hinterlaHd.
John M. McClintock, of California,
recently was in Duluth, but Col. War
rem E. Greene, prospective district
Judge, was not here to take advantage
of any chance to shake him down for
S., 1000 in an iron deal.
The reactionary steps taken by Herb.
Warren to bring sinole truck street
cars back to life in Duluth is a splen.
did example Of spirit that dominates
entirely too many Of Duluth g capital
lists. business autocrats and even poll.
ticians.
They do say that Col. Warren E.
Greene, remote kinsman Of the late
Darius Green, when he recently re-.
turned from his long soiourn in New
York, where he went through the ter
rible hardships of maioring, hardly
knew the old town, it had grown so.
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After serving as commissioner Phil
Us camna;pn MANAGER and then hold
ing an official position in the local
labor partv, Joel Lichten surprises the
pnhlic with the information that he
will not become legal citizen of tho
United States until the end Of this
October.
Joel Lichten evidently has become
DISCOURAGED over introducing a red Rus
sian form Of Government in the United
States. therefore soon will take out
his papers as citizen of the auto
cratic old United States, where every
man stands verv good show if he is
willing to hustle for it.
Duluth has some advertising men
who think they are "some punkins,''
vet they lack breadth, understanding
"nd enternrise enough to walk into the
Rip-saw office and ask for advertising
in the columns Of paper that has av.
oraeed better than IA 900 comics per
issue from January to September 30.
After several years of practice in
local politics and great gall in telling
the public whom to chose for it's pub.
| lie servants. Hon. Joel Lichten has
reached point where he proposes to
swear off his alleeiance to Lenine anil
Trotzkv and to swear on alleeianre to
Uncle Sam and the Stars and Stripes.
Col. John F. McKanna has quit the
service Of the Duluth Telephone Co.
To a man up a tree, it looks as if the
breath Of that greedy monopoly got
90 strong that the local manager could
not stand it any longer. Welcome back
to the ranks Of the commoners, John F..
Rev. John George Schaibly, alias
Schaible, now is in residence on Min.
nesota Point. Some one recently tried
to break into John j. Desmond's pam
try. It has been suggested that the
Knights of the Tar Bucket be called
upon to investigate.
The board OF education spent over
81 900 to buy Doc. Hoke a new Dodge
car. Now comes the information that
an Overland car has been purchased
for chief engineer Ward. "Sunny
JIM Starkweather will have to take
that amorous old Kisselcar for his m,
if he does not grab vigorously and
soon.
As head Of the Loyalty League and
then head Of the Big Bunch to show
organized labor where to head in, Sir
Luther G. Harris is spreading his mi
raculous abilities over considerable ter
ritory. Judge Harris does not need
two barrels to shoot salaries, thanks
to iron mining interests, but social
prestige means as much to the fatty
rich as dollars do to the thinly poor.
Former prime minister Walker has
been grieving so over the political
death of the former King of the Court
house that the sympathetic county
commissioners recently gave him big
boost into the salary tree, where the
fruit is bigger and thicker. Some