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The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
Anarchy and Reaction.
New York World.)

(New York World)
 The Boshevism that is battling in the streets Of Berlin is not Russian exotic It sprang from the same soil Prussian miltarism.
 The Spartacans who directing this revolution ary movement the uncompromising !nternatlonal- ists of German Socialism. They take the1r name rom the "Spartacus letters which secretly circulated in Germany three years by members Of the l.eo- lnecbt group but the name in itself means nothing by way of identification. The Spartacans represent the uncompromising champions of the class war Ienine and Trotzky their inspiration from this is Pole named Sobelsohn, and all the other 6oshe- vst leaders who having succeeded in reducing Rus sia to state of anarchy engaged in a sim liar work of destruction in Germany. a It has always been characteristic of the Spartacus group that they less bitterly hostile to the moderate Socialists of Germany and other countries than to the military autocrats who dominated the former empire, They as incapable of making dis functions compromises. Now that the empire which kept under the heel of military caste is over thrown, they as remorseless in their determna- tion to destroy the moderate Socialists who are in control the Government they would be to de- stroy the most shameful despotsm that existed
 In do they represent any form of democ- racy whatsoever, understand democracy. They know nothing of government except the class war and the supremacy of the mob.
 In Russia for nearly two years the Lenines and Ttrotzkys who represent this kind of Internaonasm did the work of Prussan autocracy. They spared no effort to give Europe into the hands of the military masters of Prussia and it would be strange indeed if the leaders of the parent group engaged in a similar work in Germany Nothing is like
 
 cre encouragement from the reactionary German ele ments which have been driven from power and which see in the of anarchy their only hope of turn.
 If it be proved that the German people are in- capable of sefgovernment, if it be demonstrated that the country must choose between the Junkers and anarchy, the soberthinking German will naturally prefer the Junkers. There is a chance too that Europe frightened by the spread of Bolshevist doctrines and practices will not only acquesce in that choice but will actively support it in self defense
 As the situation stands the Ebert Government can promise nothing in the way of reconstruction to the German people because nothing has been done in the way of making peace The armistice still stands with its blockade provisions, neither trade nor in- dustry be revived, and nothing can make head except anarchy which is the sole industry of Bo shevSm.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

ter she has been married for awhile.
 A woman can't understand why her husband does physical culture stunts in the bathroom for fifteen minutes each morning to deevlop his muscles, and yet hasn't half a min ute to spare to get the ashes out of the cellar.
 And the reason why Corn Fed girl doesn't lace her corset tightly is because her father knows that the meter is cheating the light com pany and working in his favor You imagine that you get more than your share of disappointments don't you. We'll, the man who isn't disappointed more than once a day can regard himself as lucky Isn't it funny how man will take chance on getting shot trying tr kiss his neighbours wife when he can kiss his own wife any time he wants to?
 The difference between Gossips and Egotists is that Gossips never talk about themselves.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
OHIO REPUBLICANS AND THE PRESIDENCY.

Ohio Republicans living up to Ohio traditions in presenting the of Senator Harding for their Presidential nomination There have been very few or more candidates for President Judge Mclean was a candidate against Fremont in 1S56 Chase com peted with Lincoln in 1860 Grant, born in Ohio nominated in 1868 and 1872; Hayes the nom- free in 1876; Grant and sherman aspirants and Garfield nominated in 1880; sherman can ddate again in 1884, when Blaine nominated, and 1888; Harrison, born in Ohio nominated in 1888 and in 1892 he defeated Mckinley an unwilling can didate, for the nominations in 1896 and 1900 McKin- ley nominate. Then came Roosevelt, but in 1908 the Republicans again back to Ohio and got Taft who again nominated in 1912.
 And Senator Harding, in point of ability and loren Sic talent will up fairly well With the long line of Ohio President and Presidential asprants He is eloquent and forceful speaker, who studies his subjects and is careful of his choice of words He is in the prime of life-only 53 and looks younger.
 Ohio has not been generous in furnishing Dem- ocratc Presidential timber, but she had her Judge Alien and Senator Thurman Senator Pendleton, all of whom urged for the Presidency their days have been Gov. Campbell and Gov. Harmon since tLeir time In recnet years, Ohio has contracted a unlikely that the State may present a candidate the next Democratic convention-a,ways, of course, provided Wilson may not be forced to the front again There a lot of Democrats in other States than Ohio who see in Gov. Cox-the only ever to be three times elected Governor of the Buckeye State-Pfeside1tial material
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
Speeding Up World Commerce.
Seattle Times.)

Arrangements . are being made by all countries for a rapid resumption of foreign trade relations
 Announcement made recently in Washington 8OO,O00 tons had been designated by the Army Quartermaster Department for release to the Ship ping Board, which will employ them commercial
 
 The United States has perfected plans for estab- fishing trade connections with ports of Russia and Finland and the statement made public at the capital that applications will be considered for import licenses covering various commodities among them being platinum, hides, skins, fuels sulphur and seeds
 Shipments also will be made, it stated to Pacific ports vessels alocated the United States Russian Bureau Incorporated, of the War Trade authority.
 British shipping corporations arranging to send carriers to ports in which they have been con spicuous by their absence since 1914 and 1915 Seattle will have an opportunity in the future, to welcome several of these carriers which will ford the city direct connection with British other European consuming and industrial centers.
 Conscious of the importance attaching the post bellum commercial contest all nations arranging to utilize immediately and the fullest extent the merchant carriers released from service by the con- clusion of the
 From present indications, it appears that the United States is keenly interested in Siberian trade a circumstance which is of importance to Seattle because of the close commercial relationship between this port and Siberia.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

In his speech before Congress when asked by Juuse Raker of California why he did not appeal rom the decision of Judge Jennings in the mandamus pro- ceedngs against the canvassng board, Judge WICKET sham said he did not do because he was not made a party to the proceedings. Judge Raker then askeu him if he could not have intervened and he admitted that he had right but said he was in Washington attending Congress the Delegate from Aaska me record shows however, that the final decision Of Judge Jennings was not made until twenty days after Con- gress adjourned and after Judge Wickersham had ceased to be Delegate to Congress Judge Wicker sham had admit that he knew what was going on, record shows that Judge Jennings had in formed the people from the bench that he would permit any of Judge Wickersham's friends any other citizen to intervene for him.
 When further pressed Judge Wickersham crti- cised the canvassing board for not appealing the case.
 The facts and Judge Wickershams apparent at tempt to evade them indicate that he did not want to take his contest before the higher courts
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

Luke McLuke Says as Ever notice that. the maddest man in town is the practical joker who has a practical joke played on him. ? ,, It Is whole lot easier for a man to get the vote of his party than it is for him to get the vote of his family.
 If he is taking short little steps in order to keep in step with her they are engaged. But if he is talk ing one step to her two they are married.
 Why is a man said to be leading dogs life when he is unhappy A dog has nothing to worry about There are no Reform dogs trying to enact a law prohibiting the sale and use of bones. And a dog ain't mar ried, and doesn't have to buy clothes and shoes. Whadd va mean: Head ing a dogs life."
 And what has become of the old fashioned innocent wife who knew her husband didn't drink anything the night before he was so thirsty the next morning?
 The luckiest men we know of arc those who enjoy hard work and dc not know how lucky they are.
 Another wonderful thing is how thick a woman's ankles can get af
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
Tips from Texas
lDallas NeWsl

Oallas News)
 What has become of the old-fash- toned sporty youth who called his pint of whiskey his life-preserver? Of course he has led a hard life, but the kind of man who began be- ing a tightwad about 20 years ago can now afford $17 shoes for his darling daughter.
 One of the strangest things in this world is how much new furniture costs and how cheap secondhand stuff is.
 Personally we have travelled fully hundred miles West and fully as many East, but never yet have we encountered a man manicurist. 
 THE EMPIRES classifiedS pay.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
JUNEAU TO HAVE A DOLLAR DAY"

Juneau will have a Dollar Day. Next Saturday the city will be filled with dollar bargains. The Dollar Day has become regular thing fin many parts of the country. This is the first time that it has been tried in Juneau. The Juneau merchants assure The Empire that the Dollar Bargains Dollar Day will be real bargains-so do not hesitate to ad- wise people to their dollars and make canvass of the Juneau business houses next Saturday.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

Tomorrow will be Dollar Day in many Juneau stores Those stores joining in the movement Will offer One Dollar Bargains. This is a feature that has been tried in many places. By patronizlng the bargains the people will get unusual values for their dollars, and they will encourage the merchants continue a feature that has proved advantageous to the people and the stores in other places.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

It is than coincidence that each and every pro German sympathizer, author orator. newspaper and magazine now simultaneously demanding that no punishment be meted to the guilty and unre- pentant Teuton ravishers of the worlds peace. The sint yet! There's large job roofing out natl Enquirer.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
BITS OF BY PLAY Jy Luke EcLuks
 g,a -@ Copyright by Cincinnati Enquirer

Old Glory Today men gaze on you with pride' Fly high, brave Stripes, fly hlgh! Without you freedom would nave
 died Fly high, brave stars, ny Mgh! In every land; on every sea; Salute the Flag of Liberty, The Flag that set the whole worio
 Free.
 Fly high, brave Flag, fly hlgh!
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

There will be pardonable curiosity on the mart of the intelligent to know what defense the pacifsts and the sullen pro-Huns will make or the German action in supplying Rancho Villa with the war munitions with which he slew American citizens in his raid across the border.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

The stage director of the vaudeville section of the , National Woman's party now exhibiting at Wash fngton, has apparently run out of new ideas. The nine .Sentinels of Liberty" sent to the workhouse for starting fires in the park and ruuing the White House pavement have put on that old moth-eaten stunt the hunger strike and the papers aren't giving then . line
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

The right the States to regulate the shooting of migratory wild game cannot be nterefered with by Congress, the Supreme Court holds. But Congress can now prohibit the duck and quail hunter from toting bottle of snake-bite with him, no matter what the States say about it.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

American soldiers are forbidden to converse with the German women. Having only partly recovered from an almost mortal combat with the French lang uage, the doughboy will welcome with a shout the order that he must not try to break his teeth on German-( Columbia State)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

The Ketchikan Progrossive-Miner says booze costs $2O per quart in that place now-"and scarce at that" That is very convincing proof of the eff fectiveness of official efforts suppress bootegging
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

Washington dispatches say the revenue bill is go- ing to be revised downward. For which let's all give thanks once something starts downward maybe the price of pie will slip a cog.-(Macon Teegraph.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

That eggs selling in China at cents dozen is additional positive proof that it will be long time before that country claim to be civilized-(Lex- ington Herald)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

Our Daily Special Sting Not, Lest Ye Be Sung!
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

Names Is Names Annie Looper Butts lives in Middle boro, Ken.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
Ever Meet Him?

EVer Meet 1ITH! A stingy cuss is Oswald Boyne, To cuss words he'll give vent, Because our Nation has no coin That's smaller than cent.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
She's Oil Right, George!
 (HouctOn pnStO

Say, Luke, the Altrusa club in Nashville must be a dull kind of or ganization. With our little friend Rosa May Rust in charge of it we cannot predict it's future.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

The Limit "My wife is the most aggravating woman in the world complained MT Naybor. "She nags me for an hour every night"
 "An hour!" exclaimed MT Gabb Why. you don't know what ,aggrava tion means. My wife sleeps all af ternoon so she can. stay awake and nag me all night"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

worked for Don Dodge in the Ken lucky oil district. The men slept in bunkhouse that was built of green oak and the boards had been shrunk and left spaces between them that you could see through. It was terribly cold one night and the GOV CTS were thin and some of the men were complaining about the open spaces in the walls. 'Oh, we'll
 said the big Kentuckian as he rolled over and prepared to pound his ear "they's one good thing about sleeping in here. You don't hev to git out of bed to throw the cat out"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
A Real Ontimiet

Mark Tapley may have been some punkins as an optimist, but he had nothing on a tall Kentuckian who
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

Yum! Yum! Miss Cherry Orchard and Miss Olive Orchard live on Sweetbriar Avenue, Nashville, Tenn.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

(Which one of those Suffragettes is the famous Mrs. Mutt who tried to tear down the White House flag?,' asked the stranger who was watch ing a Stuff demonstration in Wash ington.
 "That smooth shaven one, the third from the end in the first row." re- piled the Native.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

Paw Knows Everything Willie-Paw, what is courage! Paw-Courage is something you al avs have until you need it, my son
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
How About It?

How About It? c. K. wants to know if the O. f. guy who wore a newspaper for a chest protector managed to escape the Fluey.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
Wuffl

Wuff! I laughed at old man Keeper, He made a fool remark; He says he's a light sleeper, But he sleeps in the dark.
 -Quke McLuke.) I used to laugh at MT. Round, But now I laugh no more; He used to say his sleep was sound It is-Tve heard his snore.
 -(Boston Advertiser) I smile when they say Leathers Is a heavy sleeper, quite; But I know he sleeps on feathers, So he probably sleeps light.
 -(Newark Advocate)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
WhoaI

There is no Private office at Head quarters of the Dev. Bn. No. 5, Camp Sherman. There was one, but he has been made Corporal.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
Grave

Grave He stole a marble headstone in A graveyard, did Dan Danse; And then the boob said, with grin; "This is grave offense."
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
Ouch!

Clarence Mayberry announces that prohibition won't affect Army Cap tains and Lieutenants, because they carry their bars around on their shoulders.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

While THE EMPIRE has advanced it's subscription rates to $25 per monh delivered by carrier and to SIP yearS6 for six months and $3 for three months at the Jul postoffce for place the United States it still be obtained at the old rates payment made in advance as follows 3
 HOW TO GET THE EMPIRE FOR $1 A MONTH
 ANY ONE PAYING ALL ARREARS, MAY HAVE THE EMPIRE DELIVERED TO HIM BY CARRIER IN JUL NEAU, DOUGLAS, THANE, OR TREADWELL FOR $1 PER MONTH FOR AS MANY MONTHS OR YEARS AS HE PAYS FOR IN ADVANCE-PROVIDED PAYMENT IS MADE BEFORE FEBRUARY l. 1919 AFTER THAT DATE ALL PAYMENTS MUST BE AT THE RATE OF $1.25 PER MONTH WHETHER PAID IN ADVANCE OR OTHERWISE.
 Therefore any person in Juneau Douglas, TreadweI Thane who for in advance during the month of January will $3 on his subscription
 HOW TO GET THE EMPIRE FOR slo A YEAR BY MAIL
 Any one paying all arrears may have THE EMPIRE de- veed the Juneau postofce for any place the United the rate of $10 for six months and $25O monhsfor many years he may pay for in advance provided payment made before February 5 l99 AFTER THAT DATE THE SUBSCRIPTION PRICE WILL BE SIP A YEAR-$6 FOR SIX MONTHS, s3 FOR THREE MONTHS-UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES
 Therefore any person paying for years subscription by mail in advance before February 15 1919, will save $2
 REMEMBER unless payments made herein set forh the new 25 month by carrier and SIP year by mail will prevail from January l. 1919
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31

THE EMPIRES classifieds pay.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-01-31
Strange! !

Strange! "Our language is joke,' said Ben For, if a coward we meet, We say that he hot-foots it, when We mean he has cold feet"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-03-07
CAMBRIDGE

Oscar Johnson, son of Mr. and Mrs
Anton Johnson of this village, arrived
home from overseas Tuesday. He has
received his honorable discharge. Oscar
saw service in France but aside from
gas attacks suffered no wounds
A tobacco growers meeting will be
held in the Anderson Bldg, Rockdale,
March 7th at O'Clock p. m. The in
vestigating committee appointed at the
meeting held Feb. 1st will make their
report at this meeting. All farmers
and others interested are requested to
come.
1t is our painful duty to chronicle
this week the passing of John F. john
son, which occurred at II o'clock Thurs
day. Taken with the prevalent ''fiu"
at his work at Stoughton, where he
had large contract, he was brought
home Saturday morning. Pneumonia
set in and from the first his case was
very critical.
The Reverend William Hood of Wau-
kesha mas accepted call to the Pres
byterian church. The Rev. Hood with
ais estimable wife will enter into the
work here about the middle of March,
and in the meantime the pulpit will be
supplied, so services will continue as
usual
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-03-07
Forgot What He Needed

From the Republican, Mt. Giliad,
Ohio: The editor had an interesting
experience some time ago, when a
young gentleman came to this Office
and asked for copy of the Morrow
County Republican. He scrutinized it
carefully when a copy was handed him,
and then said: "Now I knowI' what
is it you are looking for" we inquired.
"My wife sent me after bottle of
Chamberlain Cough Remedy, and |
forgot the name. | went to several
stores and the clerks named over every
thing in the line on the shelf except
Chamberlain I'll try again, and
I'll never go home without Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy" The Republi-
can would suggest to the propri-
etors of stores, that they post their
clerks, and never let them substitute.
Customers lose faith in stores where
substituting is permitted, to say moth
ing of the injustice to makers of good
goods and the disappointment of GUS
toners
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-03-07
mistaken Testimony.

Time is the test of truth. And Doan
Kidney Pills have stood the test. No
Edgerton resident who suffers back
ache, or annoying urinary ills can re-
main unconvinced by this twice-told
testimony.
R. A. Turner, mail carrier, 816 North
ST., Jefferson. Wis, says: ''At my
work have had to be out in all kinds
of weather, driving over rough roads
and it has brought on attacks of kid
ney trouble. At such times have had
q dull ache in the small of my back
which has been all / could stand. The
kidney secretions have been painful
in passage and have been highly color
ed. Doan's Kidney Pills have never
failed to give me quick relief" State
ment given August Is, 1879
DOAN'S ALWAYS HELP HIM.
On October 26, 1917 Mr.. Turner said:
''My faith in Doan's Kidney Pill hasn't
changed. Doan's have never failed to
rid me of an attack of backache or
other kidney complaint. "
Price 6Oc at all dealers. Don't sim
ply ask for a kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills the same that
Mr.. Turner had Foster-Milburn Co.,
Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-03-07
CORRESPONDENTS
FORT ATKINSON

Henry and Henry met at the Bon
Ton corner just before noon last Satur-
day. That is, two Ford trucks, one
swned by Bammel Bros, and the other
By Dahms' bakery coliided. Both cars
were slightly damaged about $3.50.
1t may be of interest to the people
of Fort Atkinson and vicinity to learn
that a new firm has started in this city
known az the wueller-Cory Hatchery
which makes business of Matching
aad selling pure bred day-old chicks of
all the leading standard varieties.
Lutte Mack, who was badly injured
last Thursday morning when the Ford
car he was driving crashed into big
electric light pole on Whitewater Ave,
is still in precarious condition. The
roof of his mouth is cracked, his skull
is fractured and he is also suffering
from body bruises.
The new $21, 900 dairy barn at the
Damn Go. asylum, Menomonie, Wis.
was designed by the James Mfg. Co. of
this city. Experts declare that the
structure has no counterpart In the big
dairy state of Wisconsin. The barn is
SO by 253 feet in dimensions, is cyclone
proof and has every appliance for COM
fort of cattle. All the appliances used
i'm the building were furnished by the
James company.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1919-03-07
MILTON

Miss Eva Crandall, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. A. p. Crandall, Milton juno
ton, and Mr.. Sidney Green, farmer of
North Milton, were united in marriage
in GAINESVILLE Wednesday, February rs,
1919.
After a long delay the Wisconsin
Railway Rate Commission gave their
decision last Saturday in the matter of
the determination and fixing of the
compensation to be paid by the Town
of Milton to the MCGOWAN Water,
Light & Power Company for the taking
of the electric light and power plant as
voted by the town last spring.
One of our business men reports hav-
ing been swindled few days ago by a
young man wearing the khaki. The
soldier purpOrted to be soliciting SUBJ
scriptions for the Wisconsin Farmer
and the Chicago Herald Examiner, but
after parting with his money and wait
ing a reasonable time, without receiv-
ing the papers, the business man wrote
one of the papers, which discredits the
soldier agent.
John NJ. Gahagan, principal of the
Milton Junction high school, has hand
ed his resignation to the Board of Edu-
cation to take effect March 18th. Mr..
Gahagan has been offered fine posi-
tion in the u. S. Agricultural Expert
mental Station at Madison where he
did some vacation work last summer,
and his position will be open only until
March 15- He has therefore asked the
board to release him on his contract
that he may accept it and they have
consented to do SO. Though Mr.. Gaia
gan will begin his work in Madison
now, the family will remain here till
after the close of school next June.