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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-14
Bits of By-Pldy

By LUKE McLUKE
Copyright, 1913, the Cincinnati
Inquirer.
Advice.
Some good advice I'll give to you,
1t may fill all your needs;
The world pays more attention to
Your deeds than to your creeds.
Mean Brute.
who was IT that said: Lord, I
thank Thee hat 1 ann not as other
men p" asked Mrs. Gabb.
Some lucky bachelor, / guess" re-
piled Mr.. Gabb.
Betcha I
MY son You should learn all you can"
Observed old Mr.. Whittle;
"For there is hope for any man
Who knows that he knows little"
Huh!
Are oysters healthy in April?"
ask ed the Pussy Wo9p1n-s she-sfoS<
pedzfme-6yzsssksgy SS5hef 3 counter In
the front part of the restaurant.
Well" replied the Osyter Opener,
81 open a couple of hundred of them
every day. mann, and I haven't heard
one of them complain"
Friend Husband.
He is too tired to SWEEP a mat.
He's too humane to kill q bug;
And he's SO tender-hearted that
He cannot bear to beat a rug.
Paw Knows Everything.
Willie-Paw, what are fortune tell
'ers?
Paw-Dun's and Bradstreet's. my
son.
Wise Parson.
"A set of chimes" said Parson Ihrch,
"A congregation swells;
It's hard &c get the men to Church
Unless You have the bellies"
She Must Re a Chorus Girl.
(van Vert {Ohio- Cor. Toledo News
Beef
Marie Punches, 177-year-old Lima
girl, who was found some weeks ago
with a stolen horse and buggy taken
from a hitching rack in Convoy
No Joke.
An old roadster observes That Hon
esty is scarcer than o in a $40 suit.
Hustlers.
Jump & Jump have a store in Bes-
semer. Ala.
The Truth.
A cheerful toiler fortune reaps,
And he shakes hands with luck;
The fear of overworking keeps
Most OF us In the ruck.
Luke McLuke.
Would you into her favor leap,
And not have Fortune mock:
Then buckle down ond do not keep
Sach c'cEe tab on the clock.
Newark Advocate.
Naturally.
II your name was A. Rou7dhouse
what town would you select rs your
home? What would be b most APP
propriate place for you to locate? But
what we started to tell you was that
A. Roundhouse lives IN Circleville,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-14
Names Is Names

Private O.. B.. Merciful has been dis
charged from the Army.
Our Daily Special.
No Man Is Happy Unless He Thinks
He Is.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
RElATIvEs TO BE INFORMED
War Department Will Keep Them
Posted on the Condition OF
!, Wounded Soldiers.

= Observation-Disclosures Of sick and
wounded soldiers admitted to military
hospitals in the United States will oe
advised of the whereabouts and condI-
tien of the patients at the time OF ad-
mission under plan soon to be put
into operation by the war department.
Combined with the order issued Dy
General Pershing to the men overseas
to write home, it is believed by war
department officials that the plan Will
give relatives prompt information as
to all wounded or sick men.
Hospitals in this country, it was an
nounced, would be required to SEND
kcards reporting Immediately to the
nearest of kin when a soldier is ad-
mftted what his wound or ailment IS
.nnd his general physical condition.
transfers of men from one hospital
ito another also will be reported.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
FLAX DISTRICT is RUINED
Belgian City Taken by Germans Shorn
Of Barges and Precious
Machinery

Neutrality-suspicious. the war Cour-
trai was center for the production
of fax of European Importance, and
the city harbored for this purpose a
large English and Irish colony. Now
the whole fax district is ruined. The
large barges in which the fax was pat
to rot in the Lys were sold BY the
Germans as flrewood much below their
value.
The. copper from the flax mills and
the other precious machines were
requisitioned. The soldiers were quar-
tered in the factories and the cele-
brated LeicweerSchen," the plains on
which the fax was bleached, were
plowed and planted with tobacco and
potatoes. Many, indeed, of the fertile
fax fields were turned over several
tire, sd many served as battlefelds
It VIII be yccea.rs before the fields beal
fax again. .;.as.s..-..--
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
GREECE WANTS U. S. CHAsERS
Seeks to Purchase Speedy Boats No
Longer Nef' by Ameri-
can N W.

Paris.-Greek naval authorities have
been examining American submarine
chasers which have been in the Adri-
attic sea with view to their purchase.
The Greek navy already had two for
ner American battleships and experts
10 the service favor a further aug
mentation Of the fleet with American
craft.
A fleet Of So chasers was sent to the
Adriatic to cooperate with the cruis-
ers Olympia and Birmingham and
eight destroyers in carrying out Amer
ica's role in the execution Of the pro-
visions of the armistice with Austria.
The chasers are now at Malta for over
hauling, but in the meantime the
Greek government is making overtures
for their purchase. These proposals
may be entertained, as the close of
the war makes it probable that there
will be little further need of the chas-
ers, which are particularly suited for
navigation in shallow waters like those
Of the Greek archipelago.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11

BILE for the past seven years. 1t toaH
the form of indigestion and dyspepsia
I had dizzy spells and headaches ano
after I ate a little food it would fer
ment and cause gas to form in my
stomach. I had pairs all over my
body and was chronically constipated
NV liver was torpid, and I felt gen
erally miserable. l had doctored ara
had heen in the hospital. but received
no permanent relief I was so rest
less and nervous that at night l cou.a
scarcely sleep The gas pressing un
der nv heart caused palpitat1on. and
uaen 7 arose in the morning was
lust as tired as when retired. Aoo1t
two weeks ago I began to take tono-
line. and I can truthfully state that
It ha. done wonders in my case.
am feeling like a new woman and
can eat any kind of food. sleep the
night through and have no more aches
or pains: in fact, it has cured me,
and I am recommending 1t to all OF
nv friends, as it has been Godsend
to me-"
Newberry Drug Co., sells and guar
antees tonoline.
There are numerous symptoms II
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
RoU1 ALIENS TO GET JOBS
Canadian Soldiers Just Returned From
the Front Cause Excitement
at Winnipeg.

Winnipeg: Man.-Aliens were chased
about the city and forced to kiss the
Union Jack, an employment agency
smashed up and several companies
forced to promise that all aliens would
be discharged within three days by
Canadian soldiers just returned from
the front. They found their jobs tiled
by aliens. One of the first plants WIS.,
tied by the soldiers was that OF the
Swife Canadian company at A!mWood,
a suburb. After a near-riot they were
promised that the aliens would be dis
charged within three days. The guar
antee was given by the manager OF the
plant, the mayor and General Ketchen.
who we're called to the scene. The
men then split into detachments, VS.
tied many other establishments, en-
forcing similar demands. Whenever
an alien was seen by the soldiers ne
was chased and forced to kiss the fag'
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
Yankee ARMY SECOND TAXES CkNEL'S PLACE
On!y Exceeded on Western FrorM
by French.
we Had 100000, France 2,55s,ocG
and Great Britain 1.7f5,000
Men,

Observation-Disclosures had the sec
ond largest allied army on the west
eln front when the armistice was
signed, according to announcement
made by Gen. Peyton C. March, chief
Of staff. France stood first with
2,559,OOO men, the United States Sc
ond with 100000 men, and England
third with 1,715,0OO men, including
Portuguese. This is an official state
ment of the situation, and is quite
different from predictions made q
year ago by German military critics
that in any event the United States
would not be able to place more than
100000 men in Europe.
eve now have fairly complete re-
ports of the strength Of the allied
forces on the western front at the
time of the armistice," said General
March, "and we find from these re-
ports that the United States force
had passed the force of Great Britain
in strength, and was the second force
in strength on November II. These
figures, which I have given to you
are the ration strength meaning they
include every man who had to be fed
-combatant, noncombatant, medical
men, services of supply men, etc.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
jerusalem Is Modern!zed by Mo-
tOrtruCk.
Eessts of Burden Are Smothered in
Dust of Speeding Auto
mobiles.

Jerusalem.-The life Of two periods,
distant by many centuries, seems to
flow along the roads that lead to this
ancient city.
The camel, though he has done great
things for the British forces, is losing
his position as the main means OF
transport, and the natives driving their
camels carrying huge packs of East
ern merchandise are passed by the big
engines of the evergroWing British
broad-gauge railway, at which the
country people stare with open
mouthed astonishment. Then along
will come an Assyrian or an Arab on
his donkey or mule, his wife walking
behind and carrying a great pack on
her head. In this way they transport
much stuff for many miles. Now they
are smothered in dust from the great
quantity Of motor transport on the
roads.
The five barley loaves and small
fishes still have to feed good many
people in this country, and women
may still be seen grinding their scanty
cup Of corn between stones, but now
with the introduction of good seed the
country already is showing signs OF
vast Improvement. Cotton IS still
made up into rough material in
primitive method on kind Of bow.
With the new opportunities now open
ing up the old spinner is likely to be
looking for another job.
Already in quite small towns you
will see names of well-known London
firms. This has aroused the local
shops to kind of competition, and all
kinds Of important signs over small
shops, with hardly anything to sell, an
nounce: 1.-THE Provisions" '"The Up
to-date Hosiery and Dry Goods Store"
ssThe Manchester House," and many
similar. It is doubtful if 5 per cent OF
the prospective customers can read
the signs.
Shepherds on the hills still tend
their flocks, dressed in camel hair, and
nightly light their camp fires to keep
of the prewling jackals and hyenas.
But in the future much Of this rich
land, now practically barren, is likely
to receive the attention Of the steam
tractor.
Altogether, with the present means
Of transport by rail, the great improve
ment in the water supply and the
rapid introduction of European meth
ods and customs, it may be hoped
year or two of peace will change this
country into q real 'land Of milk and
honey"
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
TELLS or FALSE DIAGNOSES
Doctor Jackson Says Foreign Sub
stances Often Misled
Physicians.

Atlantic City, N. MANY physi-
clans were misled by the presence OF
unsuspected foreign substances IN
lung cavities and rushed patients to
California and other distant places to
recover from purely imaginary tuber'
culosis, declared DR.. Chevalier @.
Jackson of Pittsburgh in an address
before the American Roentgen Ray So
ciety at the Hotel Traymore. He ad-
vocated that persons believed to have
bronchial affections should submit to
the Roentgen ray at least once year.
In a resume of doctors errors, Doc
tor Jackson told of the discovery OF an
inverted staple in man who had been
under treatment for tuberculosis for
l8 months, and of the finding of the
top of an atomizer in patient VINO
had spent much time in California. He
said that the rays had discovered an
umbrella tip in the body of daughter
Of a physician after the girl had been
an invalid for six years, of the location
of six-penny nail which caused "un'
mistakable symptoms" of tuberculosis,
and of the finding of tacks which also
confused the diagnosticians.
DR.. Charles A. Waters, United States
army medical corps, declared that
thousands of American soldiers had
been saved in France by the use Of the
most modern methods of locating bull
lets and shell splinters. He declared
that speed by the American surgeons
also saved many lives and declared
that when the marines stopped the
Germans at Chateau-Thierry, the
American surgeons passed wounded at
the rate of 250 every day.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
ROSTON WOMAN RECOMNEND-
ING 1T TO HER FRIENDS
Popular Bosten Lady Says Tonoiine
Has Proven q GOdsend to Her.

It is always interesting to listen to
the statements of our friends. and es-
peciaally when you know they are sim
cere and honest in what they say
Added interest Is created in a state
ment coming from one who has epe2'
. lifetime in Boston, where she Il
we'll known socially.
Such a person is Annie Stewart, who
resides in Boston. and possessed o.
the respect and confidence OF her as
sociates, and is wilLg for anyone q
call on her to verify the following
testimonial:
II have suffered with stomach trou-
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
THE MOST

No organs of the human body are 80
important to health and long life as the
kidneys When they slow up and com,
mence to lag in their duties. look out:
Find out what the trouble is-Wlthout
delay. Whenever you feel nervous,
weak. dizzy, suffer from sleeplessness
or have pains in the back-toake up
ut once Your kidneys need help. These
are signs to warn you that your kid
news are not performing their func-
tions properly. They are only nan
doing their work and are allowing I'M
purities to accumulate and be convert
ed into uric acid and other polsonS,,
which are causing you distress and Will
destroy you unless they are drlVeh
from your system.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11

this trouble that tonoiine can relieve
In fact, any of the following may DE-
mote affections of the stomach: In
digestion, dyspepsia, belching OF Wind,
had breath, sick throbbing headache
noor circulation, night sweats, tnat
tired feeling, costiveness, coated ton-
que or a poor complexion.
Caution:-As tonoline is RECON-
mended as a flesh builder those rot
wishing to increase their weight II
nounds or more should not take 1.
continuously.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
DANGEROUS DISEASE

Get some GOLD MEDAL Haarlem OIL
Capsules at once. They are an old, tried
preparation used all over the world for
canturies They contain only o1d-fash-
ioned, soothing oils combined with
strength-giving and system-cleansing
herbs, we'll known and used by physt-
clans in their daily practice. GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules are i'm
ported direct from the laboratories IN
Holland. They are convenient to take.
and will either give prompt rellef or
your money will be refunded. Ask for
them at any drug store. but be sure to
get the original imported GOLD
MEDAL brand. Accept no substitutes
In sealed packages. Three sizes.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
NOTICE TO DEBTORS AND
CREDITORS.

All persons having claims against
the estate Of William Lake Dominics,
deceased, are notified to file the
same, proved, as required by hW
with Blease & Blease, Newberry, 5
c.. attorneys for the undersigned
All persons indebted to said estate
are notified to make immediate pay
ment of said Indebtedness to the SAID
attorneys.
Pearl e. Dominick,
Qualified Administrative Of Estate OF
William Lake Dominick.
"a 2t r ?
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
NOTICE or FINAL SETTLEMEhT'

will make a final settlement u
the estate of Joseph T. Moats In tae
Probate Court for Newberry County
8 G. on Wednesday, the 18th day OF
March, 1919, at 10 O'Clock in the fore
noon and will Immediately thereafter
ask for nv discharge as administrator
of said estate.
VIM. F. Meats,
Administrator.
Newberry, S. c., Feb. 25, 1919.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
Kills Bio Eagle.

independence, Mo.-A bald eagle,
three feet from the beak to the tip OF
his tail and weighing nine and enc
haff pounds, was killed by farm Ia
borer near here. The bird measured
sen feet from tip to tip of the wings
,r has been mounted by taHdermist.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
Refuses to Raise Chicks.

Greenville, O-There is a new alie'
cation in an answer to divorce peti-
ton fled in the county court here by
ira p. Bickel. After denying all OF
the allegations made by his wife,
which were the old Stereotyped
charges, Bickel comes back and says
his wifa refused to ''raise chickens OF
TO anything else that she ought to do
as dutifui wife"
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
Cod, Fearing Sharks,
~ Swallows His Money

Boston.-TonJ Grandetto or
the dory fishing fleet caught q
cod. and in it's stomach he found
q gold English sovereign.
Along the waterfront there IS
a difference of opinion One Is
that the fish feared tle sharks
would get his money and prefer
red to be his own banker. The
other is that the fish picked up
the coin from some ship that nae
bee,. sunk by a submarine.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
Solder Lauds the Bravery OF
Leader of Chicago
Regiment.
WENT FORWARD Under FIRE
1t Was at chipilIy Ridge. and Men
Had Nothing to Eat for Couple OF
\ Days-coIonel Wanted to Be
Sure They Got It

New York.-That Col. Joseph b.
Sanborn, commander Of Chicago's old
First Illinois National Guard regiment.
personally carried food to his men
through terrific fire in that engage
ment at Chirilly ridge in August. when
Chicago's noted regiment was shot to
pieces, was the story told by Sergt. G.
William Keane Of Chicago, who re-
Gently arrived here on board trans
port from France.
Keane, who was student at Notre
Dame university until Villa cut loose
In Mexico, has several heroic feats to
his own credit, but he attributes his
bravery to Colonel Sanborn's insplr-
ing leadership. Keane had the Mill
tary cross pinned on his breast BY
King George on the same day that
General Pershing was made knight
of the Bath. he also wears the Amer
lean D. S. G. Keane has lost his right
leg.
s Tells Of Sanborn's Bravery.
His story was told by buddy OF
his in the One Hundred and Thirty
first infantry, but young Keane in
terrupted with:
"Say. If you were fighting under
man like Colonel Sanborn, our COM
mander, you couldn't help pitching in
with every drop Of blood in your body.
Do you know what Colonel Sanborn
did at Chipilly ridge in August, when
our outfit was so hadly shot up? We
were up there with nothing to eat or
drink for a couple of days until Col
onel Sanborn personally brought ra-
4ions to US on his back under the most
terrific fire that I ever experienced.
aHe did that because he wanted to
he sure that the food would reach rs
and he figured the best way to make
sure was to carry it himself. Who
wouldn't fight like the devil under q
commander like that2"
Keane went to the Mexican border
With the First and re-enlisted later for
overseas service. He was decorated by
King George for his work at Hamei on
July 4 when the One Hundred and
ThtrtysArst was brigaded with aus
italians,
{; keans ReseLes Wounded.
Keane had charge Of directing the
work Of stretcher bearers. Party after
party of them went into No Mans
land that day and failed to return.
Keane went out TO find them. He
found them dead, lying across the
stretchers with the wounded men. They
had been killed in their work OF mercy
by the Germans. At that moment a
party Of Germans made sortie to
capture Keane, but it ended in his kill
Ing several Of them, forcing the others
TO surrender and to carry the wounded
men and the stretcher bearers they
had killed back to the allied lines.
! He won the American Distinguished
cross in the Argonne on October 10,
when he stood in No Mans Land di-
TeHfng the work of rescue till an ex-
plosive buHet shattered his leg.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11
how MRS, BOYD
AVOIDED AN
OPERATION
Canton, Ohio.-"I suffered from .
female trouble which caused me much

SuuS1IuE1 011O C"O
doctors decided
that I would have
to 60 through an
operation before I
could get we'll
"My mother, who
had been helped by
LyaiaE. Pinkham's 8
Vegetable Com
pound, advised me
to try it before sub
mitting to an opera
ton. Itrelieved me
c A~a-hI@n
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11

so I can do my house work without any
difficulty. I advise any woman who is
afflicted with female troubles to give
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound trial and it will do as much for
them. Mrs. MARIE BOYD, 1421 5th
St., N. E., Canton, Ohio. :.
Sometimes there are serious condi-
tions where hospital operation is the
only alternative, but on the other hand
so many women nave been cured by this
famous root and herb remedy, Lydia f.,
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, after
doctors have said that an operation was
necessary every woman who wants
to avoid an operation should give it a
fair trial before submitting to such a
trying ordeal
If Complications exist, write to Lydia
E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass,
for advice. The result of many years
experience is at YOUR service.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11

THE HERALD AND NEWS ONE
YEAR FOR ONLY s1.5e
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-03-11

S. c., Feb. 25, 1919.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-06-20
Strong Evidence
Il the Statement Of This Aspen
Woman.

Backache Il often kidney ache;
A common warning Of serious kid
ney Ills.
"a Stitch In Time Saves Nine.s-
Don't delay-u Doan's Kidnsv
Pills.
PROFIT by this nearby residesf's -
perience.
Nrs. 1. N. Henry. III ". Csspee
Ave-, Aspen. Colo, says: ~Heayy IN
ing injured my kidneys. NJ bodk
panied me very mach and tAoso -
. spot abeut the sise Of . G1lNee -
lar that burned like Hro. W. I
worked neax . hoe stove ~ -
ing or iruatng, I 1elt vexy nagvgrk I
somsfinss ~ alGllh q lnGil -
1es r. is.ss "a = : = ~ s; s.ess -. 3
dAys 6ey helpe1 - - yho I -
ID / III lst1se g eseGy N1Qs Is
Co. 1fS1s. D1zAlA - q q
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-06-20
SUNNYSIDE MILL AT EUREKA
WILL BE RECONSTRUCTED

N. J. Murrey, foreman for the
Hughes Construction company at
Denver and Salt Lake City, passed
thru Montrose Friday. going to Eure-
ka to start the construction Of new
mill for the Sunnyside Mine. It will
be remembered that the Sunnyside
mill, clubhouse and hotel burned to
the ground about six weeks ago,
many miners losing their effects.
The new clubhouse will be q strlc-
ture three stories high, built in an
a." shape, the main building being
124 feet long by 80 fees wide, and the
branch being s. by 40 feet. All the
modern conveniences Of modern
miners bunk house will be installed
shower baths, metal hunks with
springs and good bedding to make ilsc
easier for the miners.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-06-20
COUNTY TREASURES NOTICE.

To Susan Doyle and T. al persoas
having IN interest or title Of record
In or to the land hereinafter described.
NOTICE Il hereby given that on ths
10th day Of November, A. D., 1902,
the following described property, sit-
uate in the county Of Gunnison and
state Of Colorado, to-wit:
Pt. ny Of SWk, Pt. SWk Of Sc
Y, Pt. NWh Of SEX, Sec. 81, Twp.
- N. r. E. was sold for the delin-
quent taxes for the year 1901 and pur-
chased by Gunnison county;
That said premises were taxed for
the said year 1901 in the name Of
Susan Doyle:
That the said Gunnison county, by
its County Treasurer, in accordance
with an order Of the Board Of County
Commissioners dated June 5th, 1919,
did on the 10th day Of June, 1919,
duly assign the certificate Of purchase.
which was issued by the County
Treasurer, to said Gunnison County
for above sale, to Jesse H. Leonard,
who hath made request upon the
Treasurer Of said County for notifi-
cation. as provided by the Law Of
entitled to q tax deed on said certif.
cate for said year.
That the time Of redemption Of said
real estate from such tax sale will ex-
pire on the 9th day Of September,
A. D., 1919 and tax deed will issue
therefor on the 10th day Of Septem-
ber A. D., 1919, unless redeemed
heretofore.
Dated this 18th day Of June, A. D.,
1919.
| E. G. Palmer.
Treasurer Of said Gunnison County.
BY M. B. Herrick, Deputy.
First publication June 18th, 1919.
Last publication June 9th. 1919.