Arizona republican., 1919-08-11

Girls, there's your chance. A star overnight. A career in the films, and chance to see the Pacific ocean from point of vantage. The Summer Ro- nance Department of the Republican has been recognized at last. Its faults have been forgotten, buried and retired by the greatest judge of beauty on the coast. He has heard opportunity knock and applied stethoscope to the door in order that the noise might be loud CT. Arizona girls as usual are to lead the world tor rather lead flock of men to the beach and give them an ex- cuse for taking a bath oftener than every Saturday night).
 The editor of this department has the biggest order of his career. He admits he is swamped. An order to fill the Pacific with beautiful girls will make any man stop and think. This department expects to stay up all night using the old brain as it was never used before. It will be a calamity if the order is not filled. The files of the department are not adequate, but it is expected they will be superlatiTely so before night.
 All girls who desire to get into the films via the salt water route are re- quested to write, phone or wire the editor of the Summer Romance De- partment at the first opportunity. Let the first opportunity be the first thing done today Don't stop to take off the patent hair curlers this morning Neglect to inhale the usual cup of i coffee. Forget there ever was a street car and grab the first taxi for down town. In fact, the early bird in this case will catch the eye of millions. It's chance to make an honest living without the necessity of dressing UT every day.
 | Recommendation will not be re- l quired. The only thing barred is hail that will fade. Henna iudiciously ap- piled may stand the ravages of salt water, but pending an expert opinion from a local hairdresser only natura colored locks will be worn in front oi the camera. If the eyes of the head of this department retain their clear ness, and the ever ready glasses art 1 not broken. it is intended that only tht genuine thing shall receive a salt batt every day for the next six months.
 The admonition in the wire agains dark brunettes need not be taken tot seriously. There is always a chance that South Sea island features" ars to be taken, and then the dusky maid. will come into their own.
 By features" no disparagement i! | intended on any applicants looks. Hu- man features, or looks" as they ars sometimes vulgarly called. is not tht meaning intended Explanation-A mo. ton picture feature or production Very plain. isn't it? Not the features but the production.
 Many a girl has stepped into stardon through smaller aperture than this It took Theda Bara years to work uI | to her present dizzy altitude. Here i! a chance to jump into the water anC swim straight to millions, a nation wide reputation and--hush, this is ; seeret-there are still a few million aires left. so if millions don't com' | through the films the matrimonial mar l1et may be more gentle.
 Visions of cerise limousines. Pekil l pups lavender boudoirs, press agen husbands. French maids. social secre taries. trips to New York. private ears no worry over the high cost of living a trip to Vernon tone will be enough) and a bath in the Pacific should b | haunting the dreams of every qualifie, young lady in Phoenix this morning. T Of course, hard work is what collnts If you can't swim, local pools are stil 1 open If lessons in private are de sired, flood the bath room. Salt Y-ate is easy to swim in anyhow, so don worry. After one swallow of the Pa cific has trickled down the esophegus it will be a case of swim rather thal repeat that swallow. It tastes nasty and is hard to take. but as Euclid said There is no royal road to stardon and it's etisier to swim than walk.
 The editor of the Summer Romano Department is not considered the bes judge of feminine charms in the south west For that reason he will seiec suitable staff of assistants. Nomi nations, personal or otherwise, will b received at once It's chance to sa T knew her then" and join the clu whose motto is T told you so" in cas II stardom is not achieved 1t must b understood that a million dollar incom is not assured to each applicant for tn movies. 1t may fall short a few dollars but naturally the amount depends,-of well. or a number of things. chiefly ai ability to swim and chew gum with al artistic effect