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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

wonderful run OF black. Ills reddish
brow winss we're dropped until the
tips nearly touched the los. In thr
most stately way you can imagine he
walked the length OF that log. lie
WAS a perfect picture 81 pride as he
strutted very much IKE Tom Cob
bier the big Turkey cock.
When he reached the end of the
log Strutter suddenly dropped his
tail. stretched himself IT, his fun
height, ard began TO beat with HIS
wings first slowly and then faster,
until they were Just u blur. II wa
thOHe fast moving wings that made
the thunder. It was 80 loud that
Peter almost wanted to stop his
ears. When n ended Strutter settled
down 10 rest aud once more appear
ed like q ball Il fluffy feathers.
peter watched him drum several
times and then Vcntured 10 show
himself "Strutfer. you are wonder
ful. simply WONDERFUL cried Peter.
and meant Just what he said.
strutter threw oui his chest proud
". spread his tail. and raised thu
black ruff around his ncck from
which he gcts tho name of Huffrd
Grouse. That is INST what Mrs
Grouse says" no replicd - don't
know Of u better drummer. " I do
snv u mvaeif." Then after sirutting
for q fcw mor- dnts he closed his I'M
and dropped N, ruff around his r"ci
20 thai YOU would not have susrHc'ed
b" had one. He looked like quite an
other person.
Next story; Why peter Didn't IHnd
the Nest uf MIR. GrOItSf.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07
lax COMMISSION HEARINGS

- AyIN1 eompeted its series OF hearings In Albuquerque the state Tax
II u commission went 70 Los ionas to-day TO begin TN hearing OF protests
nYH eahncA epuhp cuzfna whose assessments Tor akauou have
sea ineteaae The hearings IA Albuquerque have been valuable. They uul
se.nL very probably, Ia some reduction and On q number Of adAurnen
- s.esanshs made here ~ a uanb Of cports VI Held pGcuts or the com
s s.gon :, ~ = emmasaon has mad It's position more clear - individual TAX
omnneions rulings
On TIE other innd a number OF local merchants have been able to bring
npAe 70 me conAn1nson a numDcro OF phases "a te Ne3ng questions 81 taxing
NAM atockA which merit and viii no doubt receive onndcfaIon
~. ne point - tnat m taking the hearngs to The people instead VI rcquirrt
ue peopfe az EnAt expense, 10 80 to santa he. he state tax commission
~ PURSUING a WISE eoufst. A. VIII A. able. in thnw VA. TO make a much nor
ensint1as demonstration o. the justice OF its rulings ~ II viii learn local
- M ar be- learned in no other way.
hnn Inc fHNns Prohienas Of other states The answer 10 ali taxation proc
M ntef AL ~ the atn,, performance of duS n adherence to the law.
=. ~ fAt 81 taAhk vinclnh on HE ne hand "a al taNpasCrs on the other
o more intimate ~ relations between he taxraye IN In nNnE author.
inrn ~ easter a. VIII % TO secure Justice FOR all
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

Of wine for s~aeramentai. medicinal
aud other beverage uses.
After n approval OF this act no
distilled. malt. VinOus Of other intoAl-
eating liquors shall be imported into
the United States during the contin-
uance OF the present war and period
OF rehabilitation.
Any person Who violates any OF
the foregoing provisions shall be pun
ished BY imprisonment not exceeding
one year, OF BY zines not oNceedinf,
$1,000. or BY both such Imprisonment
and fine"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07
CHEAP CONSTRUCTION

n AtNicIPAL AND COUNTY ENGINEERING, a asaan of the en-
I'VE Sinccrtng Profession. calls attention to a situation OF TO-DAY tina mcrta
thoushuui consideration, not only by Individuals "a b. communl
ue IA Afc engaging IN construction enterprises This ~ the from tompta-
uuh. m me lace OF high construction costs, to resort to cheap materleB
peNhn chiefly with the engineers Problems the magazines suggestion re
le with equal force 10 the problems o. the property owners engaging IN
HagaEne says
.cngneer should nov, more than ever, resist the pressure
Drought 20 DeAr on ha bo taxpayers nd nnrUchnhcaI officials IN
tasof of cheap construction. In ordinary times this pressure Is o
Haefabes and ~ reaches IL greatest intensity in times OF abnormuHy
hKh prices ihc the present time There ac man evidences that
the un1nntated are aetnung Tor nhoddy construction to offset in
partt the advances a the cost OF hgh-grade construction.
The engineer who yields TO ms srt u pressure lets himself
an Tor a ,s amount o. trouble. Those who are most inHstent that
ne adopt Interior material 10 save mon are the first TO condemn
him when these materials fail 70 siVe satisfaction later on.
n sureat thing " q know afer yeufs Of close stud of public
Improvement activities Is that the pOo Improvement never gives
ehtnfncuon, n matter how low it's cont. and the good improvement
HiNa>nE gives ntaacuo 70 matter how high Its cost
When q % improvement 10 proposed, both it's cost and ns prob
able perfornanc are considered, hut anNF tho Improvement is
PLACED IN nrr1ce its cost IA quickly forgotten and it's performance
alone remains OF interest 10 the public.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07
QUEER THINGS
IN THE NEWS


= Washington. July Ninety
= miiilon ucnniea arc being turned
\ out OF the Quilted Sutcg minta
= every month 10 meet I'M demand
y Tor the 'Oud cent" sales caused
> by the war taxes.
= This average OF s,OoQ.OeD cop
= pefa daily requires between 400
= and 500 people IN the various
2 minis just TO count the pennies
Z and put them In packages for
, distribution. Virtually all % tho /.
Y Work Of the minis - now being
= diverted TO making pennies.
= Al the present rate. the output
y bringing a. down 10 fine points
Z " about hirty-f five bright new
= pennies every time the clock
\ ticks. Plans IN 10 continuc this
2 IarHe production for several
Q weekR
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

"chariih. dear. what Is q monop-
oily p" sh' asked as she fesio6 subnais-
siVely IN his arms. with her dairty
head nestled against his coat collar.
Well" began Charlie. manfully
struggling 20 bring his mind 10 cope
with nhalruce subjects nnd failing at
together to get beyond concrete facts.
u sincerely hope this isi"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

TTNTl ~ w T"WW1 =
a particularly styl-
iah frock. showed
up after a day off.
the mistress said
why, Mary. what
elegance, n would
he hard TO disiiB-
euish the lady
from the cook -
Don "
~ No..
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07
C S
~ BY SECOND FIDDLE


ufNpENHIHC's nohio determine
ton te nheuIdcr Gcfmany's crinaes
should not bother the league OF Ma
lions iBdxra LIT MIN shoulder them
ana take the penaity.
mn. POLK OF our state department
HnSa the idea Of EnHiand's becoming
the mandeiory for Mexico Is ridlcu-
iouk. You can bet your bottom dollar,
thoush. that u England were made
Mexicc's mandatory, she wculd do a
little prom ~ and vigorous mandatory
lIE ;and ma british subject would be
murdered without someone narporins
some rexrctn.
soNE Mil KNOWN ''RhaDs."
The Red Terror
Little Red Riding Hood
hcp Top Rye
The Red Shawl
Dictated bus not Read
The Red Guard
Head into the record
North Dakota.
otfR Overlooking hotels might call
The attention Of roolniozs visitors 10
the well known cuntom Of prominent
cItlHtna NJ fsleta and Santo Domingo.
who sleep on the station platforms.
AMONG prize roos,ers entered in
an Illinois poultry show are the FOL.
lowing we'll know birds.
President Wilson
clemcnceau
Li~oyd-George
Orlando
Henry Ford
Jess willard.
JESS. being no longer Il rock Of me
walk. probably will be Withdrawn.
The former Kaiser's aides are look
inR for n new home for the r. X,
when any American newrboy couid
tell him offhnnd where TO go. -ClcVe-
land Plain Dealer.
TO DATE the 2-ccnt stamp is the
only pro-war value hat has shown
the slightest inclination TO come back.
suPT. ROBINSON OF tho Phlla-
delphia police force that
he viii not rule against women going
stocKlingless until he secs how they
look
SHOE PRICES viii 60 higher. ac-
cordlng to a rarket report. u they
go much higher veil take 10 wearing
them suspended around our neck by
a string.
WASHINGTON. u. g.. dogs bit eos
persona IN 1915. That however. IN
not the complete lisi OF those who
got bit IN Washington during that
notable year.
CEREAL BEVERAGES are rapidly
sivaiing the Pullman cars in variety
and propriety OF their names.
NEW YORK USED 5000. 900 gallons
nor water on July ! than on June
30; But ihere Is no record that New
York liked u.
WALL. STREET aud Ring I.ardner
backed less Willard to Win. Backing
the wrong bet h not unusual with
Wall street, but IT'S q precedent for
Ring.
CLEVELAND. o.. also has reduced
street car fares. u u keeps on the
thing may become general.
CASTLES on the Rhine ase being
claKsed In realty circles along with
CASTLES in Spain.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

4 Philadelphia did not APP
prove Of the dress OF her cook One
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

Nothing makes q woman With a
new hat % ngr as 10 have another
woman pass her without noticing IL.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

Whoever knows when TO quit hop
ing for the bcst rs the one who gets
out OF the q with "a good profit.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

WE MOVE that the Methodiat Pas
tor be given leave TO print. II he an-
swers the then vhatY" b League II
Nations should Know ".
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07
TmE QUESTION on THE DAY.

The Nethodlsi Pastor Wi praacI
sunday. july 9Th. morning and eve
ming. subject. Peace and then
what Hoy spanish american.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

would tell"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

CASTLES on the Rhine ase being
classed Ia realty circles along with
~cnstlea in Spain.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

Next story; whS Peter Didn't find
The Nest OF Mrs. Groru~r.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

TO DATE the Scent stamp is the
only pro-war value that has shown
the slightest inclination 10 cofne back.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

CLEVELAND, o.. also has reduced
street car fares. u u keeps on tbs
thing may become general.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

suPT. ROBINSON OF the Phila-
delphia police force that
he will not rule against women COINS
stocKlingless until he secs how they
look
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

SHOE PRICES will go higher. ac-
cording In a Tarket report. u they
60 much higher we'll take 10 wcaflne
a string.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

WASHINGTON. u. C.. dogs bit sos
persons IN 1915. That however. il
not the complete list Of those who
got bit IN Washington during that
notable year.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

CEREAL. BEVERAGES are rapidly
siraling the Pullman cars in variety
and propricty OF their names.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

NEW YORK used $4,000. 900 gallons
inorS waite on July ! than on June
20; But ihere Is no record that New
York liked u.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

MALL STREET aud Ring L.ardner
backed Jess Willard to Win. Backing
Ring.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

The former Kaiser's aides are look
inR for n new home for the r. X,
when any American newrboy o
tell him offhnnd where to go' -ClcVe-
land Plain Dealer.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-07

JESS. being no longer u rock Of inc
walk, probably viii be Withdrawn.
, 1919-07-22

AA4AbbGa W WIG vi dCpuJY IOCd1 .IG2IS=
trar within twenty-four hours after the
death, provided however, in cases where
the body is viewed by the coroner and
an inquest is held upon the same. the
death certificate shall be filled out and
signed by thec oroner. In case of death
without medical attendance or in case
OF sudden or violent daath, in which the
coroner does not deem it necessary to
hold an inquest, it shall be the duty of
the Chief Municipal Physician or any
other Municipal Physician designated by
him to sign the death certificate provided
further, however in the event that the
said Chief or other Municipal Physician
be unable to certify the death to be from
natural causes or apparent violent causes,
then the coroner snail proceed to hold
an inquest. When d dead body is trans
ported from outside the Municipality OF
st, Croix into the same for burial, the
transit Or removal permit issued in ac-
cordance with the law and health regu-
lations o. the place where the death oc-
Cured, shall be accepted by the local
registrar in lieu OF the local permit. Tn
such case the local registrar shall note
upon the face Of the burial permit that
the body was shipped in for interment
and shall also note thereon the actual
place of death.
Sec. 5. In SO far as compatible with
the provisi ms of this Ordinance the GER
titicata of death shall at least contain the
items Of standard form approved by the
United States Bureau of Census. The
personal and statistical particulars shall
be authenticated by the signature of the
informant who may be any person &C.
Quainted with the facts.
The medical certificate shall be made
and signed by the legally qualified physi-
clan, if any, last in recent attendance
upon the deceased. The cause of death
shall be so stated as. to show the course
or disease or sequence of causes result
ing in the death SO far as it is possible to
obtain the same and if such information
cannot be obtained by proper and dill
gent search, the word natural shall
be entered; if such statement is in truth
a fact. but in the event, the physician
cannot state the cause even to be natu-
raj, then the matter shall be referred to the
coroner, whose duty it shall be to hold an
inquest. All statements as to cause or
sequence of causes Of death or both may
be submitted by the registrar to the Chief
Municipal Physician for verification and
In case Of non-verification by the said
Municipal Physician, the matter shall be
referred to the coroner for such action
, 1919-07-22

Duflal or fomOVal permit is issued.
Sec. g. That the Chief Municipal Ply
slclan may perform or cause to be per-
formed a postmortem examination in
any case where the cause of death can
not be otherwise determined, or in cases
where there are reasons to believe that
death may have been due to a disease
the knowledge of which gained by such
pOstmortem examination would be of i'm
portance in guarding the health of the
community:t Provided, that no such
postmoFtem examination shall be per-
formed without first obtaining the con-
sent for same to be reformed from the
personal representative of the deceased;
unless there be reasonable grounds to
believe that such deceased died as a re-
suit OF an illegal act or from a Qnaran-
Unable disease, in which case the coroner
may give necessary consent.
Sec. z. The local registrar or his de-
putty, shall obtain the personal end sta
tistical particulars from the person best
qualified 70 supply them, over the sigma
ture and address Of the informant. He
shall then see that the necessary medi-
cal certificate Of the cause of death is
properly accomplished, and that the
other particulars necessary to complete
the record are entered. He shall then
cause TIE uHueflcker or person actlng as
such, to endorse upon the record, or over
his signature and address, the date and
place of removal, or burial. He shall
then issue to the undertaken, or person
acting as such the permit for burial,
removal, or other disposition of the body.
The undertaken or person acting as such
shall deliver the burial permit to the
person in charge of the place of burial,
before lnterring or otherwise disposing
OF the body; or shall attach the removal
permit to the box containing the body,
when shipped by any common carrier;
said permit shall accompany the body
to its destination, where, if within the
municipality, it shah be delivered to the
person in charge of the place of burial.
Sec. s. That il the interment or other
disposition of the body is to be made
within the municipality, the wording of
the burial or removal permit may lie
limited to a ST tement by the registrar
and over his signature, that a satisfac-
tory certificate Of death having been
filed by him, as required by ordinance,
permission is granted to inter, remove.
or dispose otherwise Of the body, stating
the name, age, sex, cause of death and
other necessary details upon the form
prescribed by the Registrar,
Sec 8. That no person in charge of
, 1919-07-22
Be 1t enacted by the Cocov 5oj
Council for St. Cro36 in Session as
sem5Ied.'

Sec. /. There shall be appointed by
the Governor a Registrar Of Vital Sta
tisIics for The municipality Of ST. Groix.
Sec. 2. The Registrar shall have
charge of the registration Of all births
and deaths in the Municipality of St.
Croix and shall prepare or cause to be
prepa ed. printed, and supplied the neces-
sary methods, books, forms and |insrrlc-
tons for obtaining accurately RECORDING
and preserving OF the records by him
required 10. be obtained, recorded and
preserved, and he shall supply the depu-
" registrars, health officers. ministers,
phvsici MS, midWives, undertakers and
other persons who may be charged with
any duty by this ordinance, with the
proper books, forms and instructions for
them to execute their duty.
Sec. 3. The Governor is hereby au-
thorized TO designate and define local
registration districts: to appoint local re-
gistrars or designate public officials to
act as local registrars as may be neces-
sary or desirable and similarly to appoint
or designate deputy local registrars.
Sec. 4. No interment of the dead body
of any human being, or disposition there
of by entombment, cremation. transpor-
tation or any other manner or form of
disposition, shall be made without a per-
nit from. the local or deputy local regis
trar of the local registration district
where said person died, nor otherwise
than in accordance with the terms of the
permit: and 40 such PERM shall be
issued until a certificate of death has
been filled out and signed by the physi-
ciaa last in attendance upon The deceased
Washington Journal., 1919-05-09
: onfm @oIon.

= &aufmdnnifde @oIan-
terie. a%ontoriltin Gebr rei5eno,
auf einem &rdn3hen einen iungcn
Wtann nefeno, pelder ii6 iebr fir
iie intereiiiert uno germ erfabren
mo6te, mo Tie angeitelt iit): n9taten
Sic MIR einmal, mir iiuO iogar cine
&ompagnie-6irma."
Sunger Mann: nSSa, penn ib oas
Slit bdtte, Sbr &ompagnon gu
iein, Damn mare es aaerOinss lei6t
erraten, fonltte bod MIR @ngel &
SO. fem"
9epIaSiert. g.: @nren
Sic nidt redt iiberraidt, SEER
2eltnant, ais I'M Seebao S6r S6erlt
arIf Sic 5uidmamm2"
2eutnant: limo Oh, i6 iaB i'm
@aiier mie ouf sIiibcnoen aoblcnl"
Washington Journal., 1919-05-09

@abres @ef6i6t9en.
Die 8uben in Der &rGmer9aiie 6i 4.
waren iebr patriotiid Sn Ser
I1ulfreien S3eit er90sten Iie lid am
Solootenipiel. 9es Mteb9ers Srdn6l
mar Sauptmnnn Der iugenoli6cn
@ebr. .@arum bobt ibr geraoe
cen Sron5 gum Sallptmann ge-
pGblt2" fragte eineS Cages Der
Gfarrer sic Gpielehoen. nSGauen
@ bod, Serr 8forra, er lit Der
0idIte bon uns!" lautete Die @nt'
mort.
Washington Journal., 1919-05-09

2ebtcg 3jttcI. Gin TnI-
fagicroompfcr lit ouf bober Gee led
gemoroen. ObidOn cine oirefte @e.
fobr nidt porIicgt, lit Die gail5e
Monnidoft an Die 8umpen beorOert.
Der Gteuermann NEGLECT elolih Dem
&opit1it, ooB man oas einOringenoe
@oiier nod ridt Qon5 babe betpdlti.
gen founcu; iebob ici Die Morn'
Thaft icbr eriflopft uu6 be0itrfe Der
Gubc. = @ie mars, Denn mir eiri'
&C 8aiiooicre our GtbIoiung bcron-
B6gcn? = sd bate ouh ifon oen'
Ielben @ebanfcnl" ia9te Der
&opitGr, i'd Iernte geitern inter
Den &aiio0icren atpei Stuoentcn ten'
men. Sic &6oouS, bic ialtal 8enn
Die nidt8 i'm 8itrnpcn leiitcn fOnnen,
bonn = Damn iiitb's c6en gar feline
Stuoenten!"
- @nnonce. @er fir ieine
ShmieQermuttcr eineu @NieliGafter
TidJt, menor Iib an mid. Sabe Seer,
70er uno Gbinafrieg mitqemad)t.
GulOerblit.
Washington Journal., 1919-05-09
.@MmoIe@oH. Qebriunoe:

S0maIe9oF. 2ebriunde:
DTrau @eeiterr, iH m0dt' aud germ
nal 3unge oufs 8rnt babet."
Meiiterinf n9ummer Sunae, let
frcb, tueltn ot @rot ouf Der 3unge
balt."
= Dilemma. 81: n@ie ae6t
es ocnn Sbrem Setter, Dem 9of'
tor?"
g.: .g3idt gut, es mill iid oar
feline %raris finOcn. Sic gan5e
SerponotiGaft Bat iid ffon bon inn
bebanOeln Ioiien, o6er irnrner fam
man bod aud nidt frant iein!"
4u6 intro It. @itue:
nU}ein 0talm lit iebr idtper geitor-
BEN"
G%rofeior: y9aa, tr0itcn sic ii6,
Iiebe Srau, iebt e%rfrcrt er ii9 ia
ser groBten &iIbe."
Inter Oienitboten n.
.0eine Serridaft lit mobl iebr funlt,
Iieben0?"
IS ia, mir eIien MIR a%unItbutter,
Washington Journal., 1919-05-09
Gnfont terrible.

@nfont terrible. 9ie
gr6tante fommt ouf @eiu9. 9ie
Son1ilie empfdngt iie nit Der ibr &c.
~6iibrehoen Seierlidfeit. &Is Der
9cgriiBun9slturm iid sele9t, FrGgt
Der flcine &arl enttdulht: ~9onte,
baIt Oh oenn oein 9ampflhtff nidt
mitgebrodt?" o@ielo, meim
Gino?" = 0NurL 8apa iagte bod,
ais er oeinen 8rief gcleicn: .ueber.
morgen beIu1t ms oie 3ante. Stun
fommt Der alte S1roubenoampfer
oo6 no6!"
Washington Journal., 1919-05-09

unbenuBter Spott.
@Iabfopf Unit a%b9e0ogenem Sut):
Sic i9einen mid nidt mebr gu
fennen, Serr Hat, = mein Name
lit Sans Slider"
Sat: .&ibtig ia = enti6uloi9en
sic, i'd bdttc Sic aaerrings ni6t
glei9 erfonnt; - trugen Sic nidt
frii6er Sbr &aar p~ouer?"
GieweiB 8eideio. Mut-
ter: n6rieoo, mir iino Sa6en bon
sir al Obren gcfommen, Die Oeinen
aitcn &uf in Grage lteacn!"
Go9tcr (bcim lbcater angcltent):
.Nldl. Wuttcr. odfon perlteblt ou
nidJis. Mcna 1niereinS bcim Ebed'
ter bodlfomnlcn miQ, Damn mnB man
crit tici iinfen."
Washington Journal., 1919-05-09
!. Giner. Der @ort hall

giner, Ser sort baIt.
&err: n@tein 5raulein, i6 l@wore
Sbnen eDige &iebe!"
Sraulein: o@6, Serr Berger, Sic
bnben id)on 10 pielen @ao6cn etpige
2iebe gei6mpren."
Serr: n9os gebe ib 81, unO Die
betreffenoen Mdo6en tperoen ibrer-
ieits 5ugeben miiiien oaB i'd lie audi
nod aae liebe."
Washington Journal., 1919-05-09

= @igentImIi6. 81. Qieit
einen Mrtifel iber Observation-Disclosures
tom: sea, 10 mas! ga perocn
idbrll6 10 uno 10 bel @iuioncn
Gtcdnaocln fabri3iert, un0 neu-
Ii6, oils id) iol6' cling nal iudte.
fonnt' i6 feline finoen."
Ser @runo. Sic: sBor.
I'M min oein Gater nidt erlaubcn.
6aB gu mid beiratclt?"
@r: .@r iagt, oaB i6 gu ,lncr-
fabren uno gu gu erfa9ren %ieiit."
Washington Journal., 1919-05-09
@eim Seirotsuermitt.

8eim Seiratsoermitt.
Ter. Isle babpn oo6 bebouptet,
ros 8orleben meiner 8raltt p0re
rein wie oas aid)t Der Come, uno
nun erfabre id. oa6 iie cine iebr
we6ielpone @ereansenbeit 6inter
ii1 bat"
.Nu. bob ib oa bcbauptet gu
pieI? = Sat Die Come etfpa feline
0leden?"
Washington Journal., 1919-05-09
Oie mniifnIifhe ed

Die mufifaIif9e So.
Of n. 6rau: ~Marie, id) bin NIT
Sbncn 5uirieoen. i6 ucrOe Sbnen
ettpos SdJneS gum @eburtstoee
idenfen. mas miinihen Sic fi&
oeni?"
&o6in: Cine aaffeemiibIe mil
Muiif mo eincn neren S9rant. 70
groB, baB ein @renaoier binein-
pabt.
Washington Journal., 1919-05-09

ab9ebIitt. altc Sunofer
(nodOcm iie ldnoere 3eit einem
gn9Icr 5uiob, uno nun n'@eiprGd
beginner wil): nAugcln sic ihOn
lun0e2"
Analer (brimmcnO): nWi9t 10
longc pie Sicl"
Washington Journal., 1919-05-09
9riqineIIe Mnprei

0rigineIIe Nnprei.
&err (oer einen Spo5ierItof
faufen pi1): nSist Der Silbergriff
audi felt?"
@erfaufer: r@iienfeIt!~
&err: oSIt OoS aud Ii6er?"
GerfGufer: Slider tDie Colo"
@ioerfpru9. 3ibililt:
,Oie Gpibbuben muden Sbnen lett
plcoer oicl al iGaffen, ni6t mo9r2"
@oli6iit: pIG ia, 11adJtltte
Ginbriid)e ge6oren iest 8ar Cages
Oronung."
6toBfenf5er. 9oitalii-
ltent: .GouIenoc 9riefe, &orten unO
Gepei6cn babe id iGon beforoert,
mir i9 parte nod pergebli1 auf Be
Ior0erung!"