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Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26


Every man is booster 3 way Or sis HIM
self. r -
And now $50 shoes predicted But Not for editors
bgoshi
Here hoping you II be millionaire and don't get to
make your hem
Take time by the forelock brother Will take you by
lie seat Of TIE pants.
As sep in tie direction Of preparedness Just how do
GU pronounce 'sOviet!"
Wo is the most popular man in the United States? Mod
y, OF course fol5ds, etc
No. Willard is not entirely without fame He is another
Iuving example of a has-been.
In tie absence Of any other designations tile unspeakable
Turk still remains mspeakable.
It is wise at timesf to laugh at your OWN Jokes The
Their fellow may forget to do
Pointed paragraphs witLout points are becomira quite
numerous in some of our daily exchanges
What think you is the most oclous word ftngy applied
n the English language "PROFITEER'
vs. brother it is quite true that man only sold as he
eels Ne challenge you to game of marbles.
When fellow brags of having mind of his own it is
generally done during the absence of his wife
Want to make million month! Just invent pipe that
i'll automatically fill ITSELF pu itself, fand stay lit.
If spent less time wondering how other people are
olrg to live we perhaps would live little better ourselves.
The world was not made in a day. Neither is fortune
honest methods. Keep right erubbng and smiling.
The Lord made man, and He made woman and in a few
know Of He made devil of botcb No no. not YOU
Now that the Big Four have "made the world safe for
cocracy lets have few Big Somebody's make the United
states safe for the people who want to eat
Inc KAISER after all may take hope If bansed to some
aoe island he will not have worry much over grocery
! ills
Is d ose SANDER TO even suggest that women wear
70 ggham dresses now because cotton is abt m expensive
silk.
Now don't make puns at the expense Of b fat wonall
'eH probably retor that hre more to her than there
5 to you.
And how we wonder viii the ancient scoers cover their
confusion when they side up to bar and call for the deped
soft o,Tnk'
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

Ike seat Of TIE pants
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

W." the % Fo popular " man in the Unite States Mod
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

As sep in tie direction of preparedness, just 1t
-ou pronounce 'sOvietg"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26
In Loving Remembrance of Our Dear
Friend. Mr.. Fisk,


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Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

Gsrpspy prefers peaeq TO DISSOLUTION.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

The grocer has received many complaints about the hold
ing of the part Of his prices after the is The
public that gives itself up this idle talk is we'll m}1ne
and should be before smircng the neigborhood
grocer a hold-upist and purse-puiicr.
AS matter of fact the is but not so the od
laid in for the supposed continuance of the by the enter
prsing merchant The buying made by this person we1
he thought the prices perhaps the lowest he woud be
likely find them in while When negotiating lis pur
chases he had the welfare of the people, his customers
heart and striving to for them the lowest retail
prices that he could while the securing good The fac
that the ended and left him with much bought sacl
his hands his misfortune well the whC
Immediately started out adudge him everything that cou
fdn its way into print and conversation.
Let rather thank him for the good intent with wlicl
he served and refrain from abusive criticism III The
future.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26
RELATIVE VALUES.

On certain day short while ago it became highly pro
bable that dirgble balloon travelling to this country would
complete its trip successfully, which il later did This may
etn the establishment Of practical method of mercomnunl-
cation between old world and the at speed hitherto
unattaned
Alcocl as we know, achieved much higher record OF
speed in his nonstop fight, but made by acceptance
And this method of ocOmOOn the Atlantic will not
for long time produce very practical results
But with the balloon it sis otherwise There many
WAYS in which this method of communication would be of prac
teal value and these the things which make for nena
tiona understandings, and for peace.
The day in question was, therefore, momentous one.
Yet the arshp overlooked newspaper headlines in all
ct the large towns because Messrs Willard Dempsey and
others claimed the pacetwo extremely healthy and husky
gentlemen who stayed at home when their country was in need
of fighters.
When daily press gives up its to detailed accounts
of prize fight which is Of practical value to
and reegaes obscurity transatlantic flight which promises
to become epocha throughout the world it indicates that
in America living in age that is slightly dislocatel
in its of proportion
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

No. Willard is not entirely without fame He is anoht
living EXAM lie of a has-been.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

In tie absence Of any Other designations II unspeakaO
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

make us your heir
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

1t is wise at tilnesf to laugh at your own jokes The
Their fellow may forget to do so.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

The thief who steals YOUR pence Of
miud i, mcner than the one who steals
your property,
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

Memories of what We learn thru bit.
trrae>> aud ~orrow may not alva-- be
held in regret.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26
BBEvrLLE aoEs NEW
IBERIA r& THREE GAMES

The Abbeville bal ball team went 10
New Iberia to playka three game Sc
ries there Friday. 81 urday and Sunday.
Abbeville fans hoIt TO see our bogs
come out victoriotl and we predict
they will get the thee games.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

And $50 shoes predicted But Not for editors
b'gOshi
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

Pointed paragraphs without points are BIZ
numerous in some Of our daily exchanges
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

WIN you get all ''Le mp discussing the pros and
of the war; Just drift ont to the woodshed and WELD
buck 1t will add few degrees your heat and
assist weary nature in boiling out the cuSsedness.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

What think you is the most odious word fttingly applied
II the English language! "PROFITEERl"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

The circle Of human duties i only
ompIet by the Union Of tIose Of man
and woman.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

Tie Federal Trade Commission warns the president tina
the gmeat packers will soon be in control of the food prod
ucts of the nation The only offset apparently to devise
means whereby ew control our appetites.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

Gs, brother, it is quite true that man is only
| oeIs. Ne challenge you to a game of marbles
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

When fellow brags of having mind of his
generally done during the absence Of his wife
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1919-02-19
SAYS HUNS CAN'T REALIZE 1T
Kurt Eisner Talks of Isolation of
Germany.

Geneva, Feb. l5.-(By the Associat-
ed Press.)-Kurt Eisner, the Bava-
rian premier, on his return to Munich
from the recent Socialist conference
held at Berne, replied to attacks in
the German press concerning his
speech at Berne.
Eisner said the Germans did not
realize to what degree they were iso-
lated from the world and what ter
rible mistrust there was of German
politics outside Germany. The Ger
mans he added did not realize to what
extent the Allies considered the Ger
man revolution pure comedy, and
said it will be thus while German
leaders remain the same as those
who conducted Germany's odius war
policy.
Herr Eisner demanded an entire
change Of the German Government
leaders.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1919-02-19
HOW CATTLE WILL BE DIPPED
FOR TICKS IN SOUTH CAROLYN A

New Orleans, La, Feb 21.-In de-
scribing the results of the cooperative
cattle tick eradication work between
Clemson Agricultural College of South
Carolina and the Bureau of Animal
Industry, U. S. Department of Agri-
culture, DR.. w. K. Lewis, in charge
of the work, reported at the tick Grad
ication conference here that prepara-
tlons are being made 70 dip out the
comparatively few ticks remaining in
the State.
"Fhe release last December of the
entire state from federal quarantine
does not mean that the territory is
entirely free Of ticks and that it will
not be necessary to conduct the work
this year, said DR.. Lewis. "Thc reg
ular disinfection Of cattle in the
coastal-plain counties will be conduct
ed this season. In large areas Of
these counties it will not be neccs-
| sary to dip the cattle every fourteen
days, but all cattle will be dippcd
regularly every fourteen days in those
sections that have not been entirely
freed of ticks. In the sections that
have been freed Of ticks and in which
the cattle do not show an nfcstation.
the cattle will be rounded up for in
spection every thirty Gays, and when
so inspected will be put through the
dipping vat as a DrccalltiOnarv n,oo @ =
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1919-02-19

Our worthy boys are coming home,
They went to France to help her sons,
That bravely faced the German guns.
That Central bunch on evil bent,
Was trying hard old France to rend,
But our brave boys arrived in time
10 send them back beyond the Rhine.
Our boys left home to fight for right,
And conquer sinful German might;
They done their work and done it we'll,
Will soon be home with us to dwell.
Our worthy boys are coming home,
With victory stamped on their crown,
They forced the Huns to peace again,
We pray sweet peace on earth will
reign.
Two apt we are to praise alone,
The worthy sons that's coming home,
Good friends let's speak word of
cheer
TO those who weep for sons left there.
Yes many boys are coming home,
Still rich and poor alike do mourn,
For sons that changed from wars of
earth
TO glorious peace OF heaven.
Oh what a precious hope we have,
Our Saviour died that we may live,
He came from Heaven to earth of
strife,
That we may have eternal life.
Our Saviour said when here before,
That he would come to earth once
more,
It's your brave boy that died with
fame,
TO pave the way for Christ again
Your worthy boys you know was right
He died to conquer wicked might,
And righteous peace on earth sustain
Till Christ our king can come again,
Dear one do please remember this,
It's yours that's joined eternal rest.
w. A. Broadway.
Alcolu, S. G.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1919-02-19

area released from quarantine was
8,615 square miles. The area re-
leased from quarantine since April,
1914, is 21,880 square miles. The an
nual loss caused by ticks and sustain
ed by cattle owners prior to April,
1914, is estimated to have been
81 100000. This great loss has been
reduced annually in direct ratio to
the amount of territory freed of ticks
until at this time, Dr. Lewis said, the
loss is negligible. Figuring the in
crease in market value of 244, 1853 cat
tie in the 81 counties released from
quarantine at $3.50 head, South
Carolina cattle owners have gained
81 1892, ,685.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1919-02-19
ASKS AMERICAS AID IN
REMEMBRANCE OF 1925
Says 1t Would Be Good Business
Stroke to Furnish Food and Raw
Material in Lieu of German Loan.

Paris, Feb. 17.-Among the declara-
tions of Matthias Erzberger at Trevcs,
according to Berlin dispatch pub
lished in the Temps, was one to the
American representative on the armis-
tice commission that Germany went
to the aid of the United States from
1862 to 1865, during the great eco
nomic crisis, furnishing money,
clothes, shoes and machinery. If the
United States came to the aid of Ger
many today, more than fifty years
Hfterward, Erzberger said, could give
Germany food and raw materials
against a German loan and at the
same time would be doing a good
stroke Of business.
ErBberger said Germany was suf-
fering from hunger. He said doctors
had made known the number of VIC
Tins of the blockade. More than a
half million men, women and children
had died from exhaustion or the re-
suits of lessened capacity to resist
disease, he said. He declared that
Bismarck Immediately gave succor to
Paris in 1871, after the Franco Prus-
sian war. Erzberger gave warning
that Bolshcvism would result from
hunger in Germany.
He protested against what he
termed the oppression against every
in leo I
against the encouragement given by
the Entente "to the Polish appetite
for conquest"
Germany, Erzbergcr declared, had
accepted President Wilson's fourteen
noints for peace, and the Allies also
had accepted them. Article II, he
said, did not give to the Allies the
right to forbid the German people
from defending themselves against
such encroachments as the Poles were
making.
Two notes were handed to Marshal
Foch by Matthias Erzberger when the
renewal of the armistice was taken
up d. Treves. One note concerned the
employment of the German merchant
marine for various purposes, while
the other was longer and contained
several requests, including the release
of German prisoners and the main
tainence of economic intercourse be-
tween Germany and occupied German
territories.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1919-02-19
The aulnIne That Docs Not Affect tho Head

Because OF Ito tonic and laxative effect, I,AXA.
TIVE BROMO QUININE Is better than ordinary
Quinine and does not cause nervousness nor
ringing in head. Remember the full name nd
look for the siRnature Of j., w. GROVE. 30e
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26
WOOL SHIPMENTS FROM CRANE
REACH GRAND TOTAL ~ CARS

The town has been filled up tho
last two weeks with wool buyers
and sheepmen. The wool Is coming
In rapidly and will all be in and
shipped by the 1st of July, says the
Crane American.
Up to the present date 10 cars OF
wool have been shipped from this
point, aggregatlng 100000 pounds,
and II Is estimated that there will be
~ carloads more to ship.
Ramirez Bros. Of Narrows had tho
largest clip, over $4,000 pounds;
Ham Browns clip was $4,000; Muir
Gibson a. Robinson, $4,000. jim
Paul has Just started shearing and
estimates that his clip will he about
$4,000 pounds.
Tho buyers have paid from -
conts to so cents per pound. and
has averaged 4s cents. All but two
or three clips have either been sold
or consigned. Tho Bolton-Dodmcr
warehouse has been q busy place for
tho past three weeks as the wool hos
all come In at once.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26
SCHOOL CHILDREN ARE
ASKED TO HELP nation
state Director &. S. jackson Sounds
Warning TO Boys and Girls of
Oregon Seeking Help 10
save Crops.

Special appeal is being made 20
the school children Of Oregon, now
released from their school-room du-
ties, TO make the most of their vacn-
tlon time, not only In play and relax
alton, but in thrifty effort to earn
and save during part of their holiday.
Work for boys and girls In the fields,
| and the orchards and about home,
will be more beneficial than complete
I ldlenoss, and there will be few but
who will seek and nnd opportunity
to earn money now that their school
bookD have been put aside for the
next two or three months.
The Government in furthoring the
War Savings Stamp campaign at this
tlmo. II doing 70, not so much for
the purpose OF raising money for
governmental purposes, az to the end
of lnculoating habits of thrift In cy-
ery person, that they may become
better citizens. and that the Unitcd
States may maintain In peace time.
the record for thrift II developed
during the war
In this connection q recent mr'-
gngc to school chldron by Carter
Glass, Secretary oi tho Treasury, o.
pertinent:
II summon you To solve one "t
Americas greatest financial problems
How to make permanent among our
people the habit Of thrift begun du-
ring the war. Your investments in
War Savings Stamps helped win the
war The Victory mas been won
Let N carry over into peace cimn
two OF the great lessons of the war
the value OF thrift aud the fact that
rood citizenship aud interest In your
government come from having part
In financing H. To YOU l intrust the
responsibility for making the future
America nation og thrift
II you have little money no ono
can bully you. II YOU have none,
you are more or less helpless and
dare not speak up for your rightf
Il is not agreeable 10 be at unyone'N
mercy, II there were no other mo-
tive for saving, the wish to escap"
from such a situation ought to be
sufficient Uncle sam onors q most
attractive saving and investment
proposition for all who would be
independent In every sense OF the
word. lie Is selling Thrift stamps
at 20 cents each, and War saving
Stamps at S4l7 each this month.
Thrift Stamps are attended to take
care OF the pennies, nickles AMI
dimes and quarters, that otherwise
might be spent foolishly, Thrift
Stamps can be converted into War
Savings Stamps on which the govern
ment pays four pei cent interest CONF
pounded quarterly. As an investmen,
for tho wage-earner this proposition
can't be beat. and Il Is primarily for
the wage-earner that the offer '
made. Your banker will tell you so
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26
Eastman KOdaks

Mr.. and Mrs. F. d. Harlow and
Mrs. Il. II. Stevens of Eugene motor
ed through Ontario Tuesday enroute
to visit friends in Vale.
II. d. Jenne returned Tuesday from
Portland where ho had been on bus
mess for the local Concrete Pipe and
Tile company.
@. Il. Bingham made a business
trip to Boise on Thursday of last
week. The family accompanied and
spent the day with friends.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26

For the Relief OF Rheumatic Pains.
when you have stiffness and sore
ness OF the muscles. aching iointa
and lind II difficult TO move without
pain try massaging the affected parts
with Chamberlain Liniment II will
relieve the pain and make rest and
sleep possible.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26
IDAHO HOMECOMING
CELEBRATION; BoIsF
(Continued from page 81

right on the bank of the Boise river.
Special accommodation are being
provided for the parking Of automo-
biles. A good attendant will be In
charge OF each parking place.
Friday, July 4, will be the day
upon which the Big Military parade
will bo the special feature, II H. con
seryntiycly estimated that more then
1000 returned Men In Uniform viii
he Ia this parade Tho Boise band,
Emmett band. Salvation Army band.
NE and drum Corps and other music
al organizations will be- features of
this parade.
Tho committee on floats reports
that more than 10 tloats will ombol-
lish the parade.
Tho following prizes are being oi-
fored for the best float;
LIST prize OF $l0O for the best dec
GRATED float. Bois9,
end prize OF 5000 Tor the best
decorated float, from outside towns
In addition TO theGo features thore
will bo tho various civic and frater-
nal organizations aud special fca-
turos, making In all one 'Ncvcr-tp-
be-Forgotten" spectacle In what will
be-, without question, the biggest pa
rade ever witnessed In the State oi
Idaho-commem this "Nic'
tory" ith OF July In honor of the
Homecoming OF our Victorious
Boys After the parade the Men IN
Uniform will be entertained at lunch
con and dance at the Mosque 10y the
ID. A. II. In the afternoon there will
be "A concert Rt Julia Davis park and
Victory speeches by prominent men.
good TO listen TO Al Cody park O
baseball game between Boise and
Caldwell Tlc lardhDcmpsey
light will bo reported at the Liherg
Gardens and Rt various other points
during the day Many other features
OF interest and entertainment, such
A. dancing aud various other forms
OF entertainment. will be provided
In the evening there will be an un-
usually attractive display of IRE
works, to which the public is invited,
at Boise barracks grounds, whore ac'
commodatlons will be available foi
all.
Saturday, July 9th, I'm the morn
ing there viii be band conccrta at
various parks In the afternoon base
ball game, Boise W. Payette; Chau
tauQua The feature OF the day.
program will be an exceptionally u
nique decorated and illuminated au
tomobile parade In the evening. Tn,
Committee Is Offering prize OF $lOl
for the bost decorated passenger an
tomobile In the parade. There WI
be a special prize of $50 Tor the bes
decorated passenger automobile
coming from outside points, In th'
parade. Mr., J, Parish, secretary o
the Boise Auto Dealers association
IL chairman OF the committee for thi
event The parade will be tollowe'
by Serpentine-Throwing testiya
and dancing
snday, July 6th, will be observe
by special church services and saere'
concert at Julia Davis park Haf
ball game. Boise rs, Caldwell IN
ChautauQua, a swimming exhibition
at the Natatorlum, White city, am
various other entertainment features
MIR and Mrs. Il. ]. Sias and daugh
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26
Take pride in your City and clean
up your lot.

There is nothing worse than bad
foul smelling breath; get rid OF IL
for your friends sake anyway. Hoi'
lster's Rocky Mountain Tea viii
cloan and purify your stomach and
bowels; your breath will be sweet
your disposition improved, your
friends increased. 35c. Tea or Tab
let's Ontario Pharmacy. Adv.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26
Church ACTIVITIES
CATHOLIC CHURCH on THE
BLFssED SACRAMENT.

s:30 O. m, Low Mass.
10 30 a. m, High Mass.
$3.50 a. m, Catechism for the boys
and girls.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26

Mrs. Sarah Orris arrived last week
from Portland to make her home with
her son and daughter, Mr. and Mrs
Frank Ryan.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26
FIRST NAZARINE CHURCH

New location one block west Of
Hunts garage.
Sunday services: Sunday school 10
q. m, preaching IL u. m. and 2 .. IN.
Cottage prayer meetings Tuesday ey-
enings at 1890. church prayer meet
lngs Thursday evening 7.3O.
RevS. L. Flowers, Pastor
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26
How to Get Rid Of Your Rheuma.
tiam.

II II Is chronic or muscular rheu-
matism all you need is to massage
tho affected parts with Chamber
aims Llnlment. You are certain to
be pleased with the relief which It
affords
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26
METHODIST CHURCH
Sunday Services

Sunday Services
10 q. m. Sunday School.
II q. m. Preaching, "Somethin,
we ALL Need
7;l5 p. m Epworth League.
Sp. m. Gospel Service on tho
Church lawn.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26

Mr. and Mrs Il, J, Sias and daugh-
ter OF Lincoln. Nebraska. spent Tues
day In Ontario, Mr and Mrs sia'
were motoring from Lincoln to Wis
Il In Vale.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1919-06-26
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH

Snday, June 30
cradle Roll Program
1880 u. M.
Baptism Of Infants
Childron received Into the church.
Evening Sermon Subject Gods
out OF Doors"