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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Rdnlc trouble which
pulled me down I'm.
til / could not put nv
foot to the floor and
could scarcely do my
work, and as / live
on a small farm and
rails six hundred
chickens every year
it made it very hard
for me.
81 saw the Com.
pound advertised in
our paper, and tried
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19
Refuses to surrender Kun.

Paris.--'rhe Austrian government
has refused Ia accede to Hungary's
demand for the extr1dition of Bela
Kun. virtual dictator at Budapest dur.
ing the communist regime, asking for
proofs of accusations of murder and
theft made against him, according to
Vienna newspapers.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19
"RouQhina It."

HOstess-NOw, everybody, you'll
have to drink your champagne out of
Burgundy glasses, and the caviar
hasn't come, but know you don't
mind roughiDg it.-Life.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Early and prOvident fear is the moth
err of safety.-Edmund Burke.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

The British museum contains the
oldest known example ~ Chinese
writing in the form ~ inscriptions on
animals homes.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19
ARKANSAS THOMAS seats

Men viii often trust their daughters
with men whom they wouldn't trpst
with a - bill.
u must he tough luck. after having
spent years in acknowledged research.
10 be referred 20 as a bug expert.
II womaD's clothes and compiler
ion are the advertising kind. she
shouldn't kick II there are few bid
ders.
A hermit has few modern con
veniences. but he lodges the b0res and
develops q cheerful philosophy in his
lodge In some vast wilderness.
When man realizes he isn't rs
young as he used 10 be. he consoles
himself with the thought that he has
more sense. Sweet are the uses Of =
vivid Imaginative
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19
A Souvenir Elend.

Windsor Mngaxinc-''$he Held out
her hand and the young man took 10
and depalNed. Boston Trunscrlnt. =,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19
Noncommittal.

"HOw are they selling things in that
bazar?"
"Oh, at a fair price,"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

with your fngersi You can III, of
any hard corn. soft corn. or corn he
tween the toes, and the hard skin cal.
fuses from bottom of feet.
A tiny bottle OF "Freezone" costs
little at any drug store: apply a few
drops upon the corn or callus In
stantiy il stops hurting. then shortly
you lift that bothersome corn or callus
right OF, root and all. without one bit
Of pain or soreness. Truly! No hum
bug ADV.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Wise IA he who profits by his expert.
ence. hut wiser IL he who profits by
the experience Of others.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

JeAS willard I would we're =
glove upon that hand. that { might
touch that cheek
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Always cut the deck after the bird
who is always telling the world how
honest he is.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

The term Yankee" 10 derived from
a corrupt pronunciation Of the word
English" by the Indians.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Puiv"rize'i peat Il being u~eh by ne
Swedish railroads for fuel utih sue
cess.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19
Find Coal in Argentina.

Coal deposits have been discovered
in the Andean foothills of Argentina.
Consular Report.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Japan has shipping yard siill In
operation which WIS established 1890
years nRO.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

A lot of good liars got their training
by making excuses.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19
DO you KNOW that

BY French law no doctor may Inherit
money left TO him by deceased IN.
tIent.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Adversely may sharpen q mans wits
but no man ever acquired polish from,
being rubbed the wrong way.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Some things are rs broad ms thsy are
long, but man with long hand IL
worth two with long face.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Friendship is a good deal like your
credit. The less used the better ii is.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

sarnh Bernhardt--ARe cannot with
err nor custom stale her infinite va
rietyl
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

The locust tree VAS me ~ The Amor
lean trees TO bc taken TO Europe.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19
NOW RAISES
500 CHICKENS
After Being Relieved of Or.
ganic Trouble by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Oregon, I'LL took Lydia E. Pink.
mans Vegetable Compound for an or.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Honesty Il the best policy. Even
he fellow who steals kiss may get
life sentence
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Even when he puts his hest foot for
ward the Pessimist holds the other in
reserve for good swift kick.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

The Greek athlete Of the golden axe
traIBed oD new cheese. dried fRs.
b0lled grain. milk and warm water lie
ate no meat
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Ones obstacles are usually Of ones
own making.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Father TIme---Wc have met the en-.
eIny, and they are ours Cartoons
Magazine
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

The cynical bachelor rises 20 re-
mark that no man should think Of get
ting married without making q ser1-
Gus study Of the divorce laws.--Plbl-
adeiphia Record.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

A reputation for wit merely ron.
sists of cultIyatlng people who think
You funny.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19
QUAKER QUIPS

Clothes don't make the man. nor
does a c0at-Of-aTms.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Waen ordering n new ribbon for
your typewriter always specify wheth-
or IL Is for "i,er" or for ut"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

BE mp and doing Always do your
best. but spare your best friend.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19
AROUND THE WORLD

India IL producing more coal than all
other British dependencica.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Charles II-Eat. drink. and be
merry. for tomorrow we die
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-09-19

Ia tie Hawaiian island. The pine
HPple industry has during ,be fast few
years experienced considerable ds,si-
opin@ni. cB1siBR II To- rank second 20
That Of sugar. A. present ib~re are
about TOO acres planted ~lfb pine
rppis-.
I'm the rock ~ Gibraltar md IN
some parts ~ England drinking water
~ oltninsd bJ condemnation - tbs
abundant dsw In ESPECIALLY preI,area
"pans - hlch ARE pits In the rarfh Nil
Ell = ith straw and covered with ei1y.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26
Greatest Tractor Test OF All Time.

Data from official report OF Ohio State University.
Fuel data from official cards.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26
Birthday Dinner.

A birthday dinner in honor of Mrs.
Sara A. Preuett was given last Sun
day at the home OF r. T. Preuett in
the vicinity of Woodland Mills. A
very large, crowd was present, in
Guiding the children, grandchildren
and great grandchildren. The sons,
j. A., r. p. and r. T., and daughter,
Mrs. Josie Cox, and the families were
all present and tho dinnor was one
of the fncst ever prepared, includ-
ing everything the country affords
and an abundance.
Mrs. Preuctt is 81 years of age.
She is native of Summer County,
and moved to obion forty-seven
years ago, where che has continued
to live in the enjoyment of peace,
health and Happiness. She is now
in reasonably good health, and tho
her hearing is defective she enjoys
her home and tho friends who are
very kind to Mother Preuott. There
are few permitted to remain with
us that long, and 1t is usually il not
invariably from the precept handed
down to Honor thy father and thy
mother that thy days may be long
upon the earth"
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26
Real Estate Transfers.

J. II. Chambers ct ux. to H. A.
Scates, 10 acres in No. Is, 1000.
w. A. Mailing, exec. of Mrs. L. E.
Rodecker, to w. V. Hollomon, lot in
No. Is, 81, 400.
Mrs. Ollie Stanfield to Mrs. Matte
! L. Jackson, lot in No. 10, $3.50.
Geo. w. Phebus ct ux. to Walter
McCord, 10 acres in No. IS, $2,5SS.
f. III. Hunt ct ux. to j. M. Honey
cult, IA acres in No. 2, $1,000.
HI. H. Hasting ct ux. to Mrs. Laura
Murick, lot in No. 16, 1000
]. M. Grain ct al. to w. B. Turner
ct ux., 80 acres in No. IL, $4,000.
John g. Rogers to j. s. Harris, lot
in No. 16, 5000.
J. H. Ward ct ux. to J.. W. Newman
ct ux., 8 acres in No. IL, 80, 800.
J. L. Gray ct ux. to e. F. Applegate,
63 acres in No. IL, 81, 100.
Jessie B. Pickett ct al. to DR.. II. HI.
Hobbs ct al, lot in No. 16, $1,000.
Ruth Rosenthall ct al. to Parks Fox,
lots in No. 10, 81, 700.
w. P. Sanders ct al. to R. B. Cole ct
al. 633 acres in No. 9, 5000.
j. B. Fall to J. Fl. Burton, lot in
No. 1e, $1,000.
A. K. Wells ct ux. to john B. Ora
ham. $109 acres in No. IA, $18, 900.
Parks Fox ct al. to Harmon b. Fox
ct al, SO acres in No. IA, $3.50.
T. A. Warren ct TX. to O. E. Nc
Mimi, SO acres in No. z, $3.50.
]. 7. Ray and wife to J. e. Logan ct
all, sc acres in No. 8, IS, 600.
G. A. Richards to ]. 7. Williams, AZ
acres in No. 10, $1,000.
Mrs. Cynthia r. Sanders Jet al. to
Wallace 81. Riley, lot in No. 49,
81 800.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26
The Methodist Church

Next Sunday morning, Sunday
School at $40. At the eleven
O'Clock hour there will be Promo
ton Day exercises, a very interest
ing programme will be given, fine
class of young boys and girls will
be received into the church.
At 8 p. m. Rev. J. Randall Farris
will preach and Rev. @. J. Evans
will preach at the Christian Church.
A cordial welcome to all who
come.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26
YOUR WIFE CAN USE IT.

If you are away from home and
one of your horses takes the collie
your wife can treat him il she has
Farris' Collie Remedy in the house.
It is easy to use. Just drop it on
the horses tongue and in thirty
minutes he is relieved. Get it to-
day. You may need it tomorrow.
Frank G. Wehman. Union City, Tenn,
T. A. Cummings, Rives, Tenn.
Guy & Pecry. Polk, Tenn.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26

j. w. Cole ct al. to w. e. Eason et
ux., lot in No. IS, 81, 400.
w. s. Green and wife to Ernest M,
Bruer, acres in No. 8, $500.
John B. Bruer ct ux. to Ernest M,
Bruer, 81 acres in No. 8. SO, 1000.
John B. Bruer ct ux. to j. B. Bruer,
90 acres in No. 3, 81, 200.
Ernest E. Bruer ct ux. to j. E.
Bruer, 81 acres in No. 3, $4,000.
Mamie Jones to Edmund Wells, LOT
in No. IS, 500.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26
LOCAL AND PERSONAL.
Eat at Forrester's.

Eat at Forrester's.
Mrs. T. A. Prather, Jr., Of State
Line, was a visitor in the city last
Tuesday.
Miss W:llette Baird is a visitor
this week in Memphis attending the
Tri-State Fair.
Mr.. Arthur j. Lancaster, Of Par
sons, Tenn, has been a guest OF Mr..
and Mrs. ]. d. Hicks for several
days. returning home last Saturday.
Nice line candy, fruits and cigars
1t ForTester's.
B. F. Beckham and son, Ben, Jr.,
Of Taylor, Miss, We're in the city
this week enjoying a few days visit
with Mrs. B. F. Beckham and friends
Messrs. r. A. Ledbetter and Joe
Ing, Of Obion, were in the city
Tuesday attending the marriage OF
Mr.. Hugh Luck and Miss Estelle
Woodfin.
Miss Carmen Parks left this week
for Forest Glenn. Md, near Wash
ington City, to take another year of
college work in the National Park
Seminary
For longtime loans on farm pro-
perry, see A. R. Hudson and save
brokerage.
Father Stork called this week at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Cecil Moss
and left them a pretty baby daught-
er, whose name will be Laura Nevill
Moss, in honor of her grandmother
whose maiden name was Miss Laura
Nevill.
Mrs. Wesley Bransford is report
ed to be rapidly recovering after an
operation for appendicitis at Saint
Thomas in Nashville. She has been
there two weeks, and Mr.. Bransford
has been with his wife end baby
part of the time.
Call for Reynolds Pure Pork Sau-
sage at the market. It's every ounce
ure.-Reynolds Packing Co.
Misses Mary Horner, Anita Dodds,
Virginia Andrews, Helen Dahnke,
Janet Harris, Jeanne Garth, Messrs.
King Cox, Glyn Brown, Wallace Gar
rigan and Richard Alexander have
matriculated with the students of the
University of Tennessee at Knoxville
for the present school year. Mr..
Cummings, with the Union City
Schools year or two ago, has also
entNred school at Knoxville.
Mr.. Spencer Thompson left this
week for Louisville, KY, where he
will be hereafter located. Mr..
Thompson has been with the Lake
County Manufacturing Co. for some
time as secretary and Office chief
and has been transferred from Dyers-
burg to Louisville. Mrs. Thompson
and children have been visiting in
Union City and will soon join Mr.. |
Thompson in Louisville. The many
good friends in Union City remem-
Der them kindly.
If you are thinking Of erecting a
monument it will pay you to write
The Eclipse Marble and Granite
Works, j. J. Snyder, Proprietor,
Humboldt, Tenn. Nothing but the
best of material used, and the highest
class of mechanical workmanship.
Messrs. Herbert Tisdale, Ben
Hughes and Robert Joyner have re-
turned from Detroit, Mich, bringing
back with them some new Hupmo-
bile cars, which they drove thru
the country, to be sold by Tisdale-
Atkins-Jackson. The party passed
thru some fine country and over
some extra fine roads, about six
hundred miles altogether of inn
proved highways. One hundred
miles of these roads were construct
ed of concrete. They passed thru
Toledo, Fort Wayne, Terre Haute
and the roads were all good until
they reached Mount Vernon, I'll.
There they found bad roads all the
way to Paducah. 1t was indeed a
pleasure, they said, to travel over
the good roads.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26
Marriage Licenses

Senter Robinson and Mary Craig.
Graham Bugg and Iris Craig.
Arthur Russell and Leila Lancaster.
John Lawson and Annie Vaughn.
Wickliffe Neal and Sylvia Laird.
Erwin Bart and Edith v. Herring.
B. NJ. Everett and Daisy Walker.
Hubbard w. Taylor and Lena Cath
crime Mitchell.
Homer Furlong and Edith Collins.
Werner Brown and Christine Viii
liams.
hurry NJ. Jones and Lula Thomp
son.
CoLoRED.
w. NJ. Sanders and Mamie Atkins.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26
Special Services.

Elder F. w. Smith, of Nashvil
will be here to conduct a series
services at the Exchange StreI
Church Of Christ, beginning mex
Sunday, Sept. %. Everybody in
vited.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26
Uncle Pennywise Says.

No matter what troubles man
has down town, his wife can always
welcome him with something that
makes them sink into insignifcance.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26

uncle Ned, they tell me you re-
member seeing Tecumseh."
ma sab. Ny father ulster remem-
Der seeing him and remember see-
ing my father"
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26
What the Tests Prove.

Hart-Parr 3d. having such tremendous power for three
pows handles its load very easily. hence without strain and
consequently will have long life.
tractors sold by horsepower developed the HartPa
80 would be worth from onethnd to three times than
any other three-plow tractor in the tests.
The Hart-Par 80 that made this wonderful record the
Ohio being used by the Agricultural Engineering
Department of the Ohio State University
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26

STATE OF TENNESSEE,
COUNTY OF OBION.
I.R. w. Mahon. Cashier of the above named
bank, do solemniy swear that the above state
ment is true, and gives the actual condition of
said bank as shown by the books on file in said
r. W. MAHoN, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 18th
day of September, 1919
THEL TAYLOR. Notary Public.
Seal.
$3.50 ]. r. MoFFATT.
G. r. McDADE, FL
JAS. W. PREssLY.
Directors
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26

COLORED.
w. NJ. Sanders and Mamie Atkins.
Perry Harris and Matte Darden.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-09-26
o Pulls 26.5 Draw-Bar Horse Power
HOW TESTS WERE HELD.

Ohio held by the officials the Ohio State University July
IL 23 four different locations in order variety OF
conditions.
Only each model Of make permitted the inspection
held
Gully dynamo
cany for the Department Of Agricultural Engineering
following table the best Of each day made by
thed ferentu tractors
New Britain herald., 1919-05-01

fifth and is known as the child Bern
hardt Of the screen. Her great sue
cess in pictures has made her an un-
usual drawing card and she will take
her audience into her confidence and
tell her experiences in the film world.
In addition, a five reel feature called
THE Secret Trap" will be shown with
Little En- in the leading role. The
balance of the program includes Till
you and Ward in q novelty Offering;
Gable and Dufford, in a big comedy
slxit; The Three Van Cooks, in q
laughing offering, Fun in a Laun-
dry" Maciste will also be seen in
the third chapter of THE Liberator."
The newest Kinogram Weekly will
also be seen showing the latest cur
rent events. Reserved salts may now
be obtained for all evening perform
ances excepting Saturday and it is
advised that you order your seats in
advance If you expect to get your faV-
orite location. On Sunday, another
double feature picture program will
be given in addition to many new
shorter subjects. An augmented or
chestra will also be heard in a big
musical program. Reserved seats
New Britain herald., 1919-05-01
LICEIM THEATER.

Bill Hart comes here today in one
of his western pictures, "BrcCd of
Men,' "a powerful story of Arizona
Nirility, the breeziness of the west,
the qualities of manhood that inspire
admiration are the strongest traits of
William :. Hart During his screen
career, Mr.. Hart has depicted west
crn types of every description, bad
man, punchers, etc. His remarka bly,
forcoful personality imparts a realism
TO his acting that lifts it out of the
commonplace and renders it distinctly
superior and convincing. His new
picture offers great opportunities for
the famous star, for the role he por-
trays is that of g, positive daredevil
among coWpunchers, a man who is
afraid of nothing. He is involved in
nocently in a great wrong which he
rights, finally, after some strenuous
work. Seena Owen is his leading
woman. Mr.. Hart excels in q role
wherein he is seen as a daredevil Of
the open country and this is described
as just such a part-One with plenty
of speed, rcd blood and that desirable
quality known as pep" The star is
his own director and is sparing him
New Britain herald., 1919-05-01

reception by, the big audience at
FoX's was in the nature of a triumph.
AS a nearly grown up Scotch laSsie,
Mary MacTavish, who runs q curio and
book store with her grandfather, An
gus MacTavish, Miss Pickford pre-
scented q deliciously refreshing por-
trayal-one wholly distinct from the
famous characterizations with which
her name has been associated for
years past. To toll the story of Cap
tain Kidd, Jr," would be eminently
unfair to the admirers of Mary Pick
ford in that it might detract from
their interest in the picture. 1t is per-
haps sufficient to say that when Mary
and her friends go to Butterte1d farm
in search of buried treasure, the Sc
cret of which has been disclosed in
one of the books purchased by the
firm of which she is a member, there
are many interesting Developments,
not the least of which is the arrest of
Mary and her fellow treasure seekers
by an ofticious constable who believes
them to be burglars. They find the
buried treasure, which turns out to
be no treasure in D financial sense,
but proves of real value, for two of
them find love and subsequent happi-
woode Aitken, Victor Potal, we'll
known as "Slippery Slim" all render
Miss Pickford excellent support.
Another interesting feature of F'ox's
bill is the screen supplement- of the
Photoplay Magazine, with its extreme
ly novel views of the making of mo-
ton picture subjects. Dustin Farnum,
Mae Marsh, William Russell, Gerald
inc Farrar, Priscilla Dean, Edith Sto-
rey and J. Warren Kerrigan are all
shown in some of the interesting mo-
mentS of their WOrk-a-day lives. The
latest Pathe News, Mutt and Jeff and
other short features add zest to the
bill. Fox's vaudeville is headined by
Jack Hallan in 1.-THE Love Race" a
musical comedy satire, assisted by q
company of clever comedians, and
pretty sOubretteS. This offering will
be big faVorite for the remainder Of
the week. The rest of the bill in
cludes Arthur Hill, a clever entertain
err, Johnny Mangels and the Hayer
sisters.
New Britain herald., 1919-05-01
PALACE TONIGHT.

Moving pictures of the big parade
at Hartford yesterday will be shown
at tho Palace theater today, Friday
and Saturday. About 700 feet of film
will be shown and many interesting
features of the great parade that the
spectator was unable to witness will
be seen on the screen. After the
camera man had finished his work,
the negative was rushed to the studios
in New York by special messenger
and there developed and will reach
here in time for the performance to-
night. The big headline attraction is
Andrew Mack, the famous Irish sing
ing comedian. Mr.. Mack will posi-
lively appear at the Palace theater in
person and will entertain with a, num-
Der of new songs and some original
stories. He is the highest salaried
man in vaudeville and comes to New
Britain from the bigger time theaters.
His success is assured as he is a great
favorite locally Another pleasing ad-
dition to the program is Little En-
Gordon, the child picture star. This
little lady is u protege of D. w. Grit
New Britain herald., 1919-05-01

even then 1 wouldn't have a minute
for lunch.'
All right" he said with eNagger-
ated Indifference, "but if You THINK
I'm going to trek over there by my
self and hang around the entrance
sitting up on my mind legs and begGlng
prettily, please I'm MiSsis Ora ham $
husband VIII some kind person tell
me whore to find herr you've got an
other guess coming, that's all.
A high-pitched gigglc Startled us
Katie her face red with the effort 10
suppress her laughter, turned ana
bolted to tie kitchen, Il crash or
china accompanying her. She eNi-
IDENTIFY had found it impossible 10
carry Il cup of coffee and suppress her
lnQrriment at the same ctilne
II hope you're satisfied, Richard,
Nv mother-in-law look and tone
were intended to crush her son to-
earth. .'rThat cup is one Of set
which is now closed stock and cannot
bc replaced. Besides, the language
Won use is positively disgusting ana
pspeciaIlv uemoralizing to an ldot
like Katie. AS for the cOntcntlon.
which I imagine you are Making
though your meaning is obscured
bv YOUR absurd language-~your dis
inclination to go to the school unac-
con1panied is Understandable, but the
absolute duIIness of both you and
AIarsaret is incNpliCable. Is there
no decent restaurant or inn in Bay
view wherc Margaret could meet YOU
for lunch, and then return to the
school with yOu?'