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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
START SAILING FROM
CHICAGO TO ENGLAND
Windy City to Become Port Of
Export When Steamer Lake
Grandby Starts Wednesday.
ey Associated Press.

Chicago, June 24.-The steamer
Lake Grandby, 4,1oo-ton capacity, all
steel, constructed in Chicago. will sail
merit Wednesday for Liverpool. the
first sailing Of a ship of the United
States shipping boards fleet from Chi
tago to the United Kingdom. 1t will
mark the Inauguration of a port of ex-
port here.
The trip, by way of the great lakes,
Montreal and the Atlantic, is expected
to require three weeks. The shipping
board is turning out steel steamers
here at the rate of one every 10 days,
and these viii follow the Lake Grand
b. Ontario to Liverpool
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
ANNOUNCE NATIONAL
TOUR FOR De VALERA

Dublin. June 24.-Edward De Valera
will tour the United States in the in
terests Of Ireland's claim to indepen-.
dence, Arthur Griffith, acting presi-
dent Of the Sim Fein declared today.
De Valera will also present thinks to
the American Senate for its request
that Irish separationists get a hearing
at the peace conferences and issue a
statement that the Irish press was not
allowed to publish. He likewise has a
message addressed to members of the
American congress elected by Irish
votes. Griffith said.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
"A Wlfe,s Revenoe.v

The wife was having a small bridge
party ut the house for a company Of
women and n Of the guests failed
to appear, leaving a vacant place at
one Of the tables. so she called up her
husband at the Office and asked
whether he would not come home early
and ''fll out"
"But why can't you play with a
dummy" he asked. evidently having
no relish for the game.
"Why, the girls have invited you,"
was the wifely response.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
Habit

An ex-judge had been nominated
mayor in q French country district
soon devolved upon him to sanction a
marriage ceremony.
"Do you consent to marry this gen
tleman, young ladyf" he asked
amiably.
YES" was the reply.
Then, suddenly changing his tone to
one Of great severity, he said to her
proposed husband. "And you-have
you nothing to say in your defenser'
London Opinion
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
His Idea Of Heaven.

Little Jack was returning home +. 4
his first visit to the zoo. Father" = Z
asked, do all good people SC to
heaven2"
1Yes. son." said his father.
"All. every oneT
yes"
SWELL" said Jack thoughtfully, ''if
there's no room left for you and me.
let's 60 where the giraffes arer
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
HUNGARY DISCOVERS
NEED FOR CAPITAL
BY Associated Press.

Budapest, June 23.-Minister Of So
cial protection varga sid other mem
bers Of the national soviet at a meet
ing Of the soviet held Saturday ex-
pressed the opinion that the attempt
to eliminate capital from the country
had been leading Hungary to the brink
or ruin
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26

The prices Of cotton and linen have
been doubled by the a Lengthen
their service by using Red Cross Ball
Blue In the laundry. All grocers, &c.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
Pretty old.

Bacon-This paper says although
ridiculed as a craze 1t is a scientific
fact that our milk conduces to lon
geyity.
Egbert-I guess that's right. /
tasted some our milk today, and. be-
lieve me, 1t was right in the longev-
ity class.-Yonkers Statesman.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
l%d-Fashioned Stuff.

Hes old-fashioned."
"Sor"
"Yes. Refuses to ask for a raise in
pay on the theory that If his work
warrants an increase his employers
will recognize the fact and hand it
out to him."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
Labor In Politics.

In 1872 on the 23d of May the first
national convention Of workingmen,
as a political party, at New York
nominated Gen. U. s. Grant for presi-
ident. Grant was the regular Repub-
lican candidate.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
WILSON WILL
LEAVE PARIS
IMMEDIATELY
BY United Press.

Paris, June 24.-President Wilson's
plans, conditional On the treaty being
signed tomorrow, provide for his de-
parture from Paris On Wednesday
night and sailing from Brest on Thurs
day morning, arriving in America at
Eoboken a week later. it was learned
this afternoon.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
AIRPLANE WRECKED.
HURON WOMAN HURT
Machine Owned By City Fails
Accident Caused BY :
Pocket"

Huron. 8. D.. June 24.-With Lieut..
Merle Higen q pilot and Mrs. DR.. G.
=. Stewart a passenger. the Curtiss
oiplane recently purchased by Huron
aviators fell to the ground Sunday
evening. seriously injuring Mrs. Stew
art, although It is thought she will re-
cover. Lieutenant Hagen was not se-
riously hurt The plane was completely
wrecked.
The accident followed q series Of
successful flights. An air pocket caused
Dy q moving train below the plane 10
believed to have caused the accident.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
Turkeys Draft Limit.

German-I hear that they are rails
ing the draft limits in Turkey?
Norman-Yes the draft will now
include all males having from eigh-
teen to forty-fve wives.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
1o2 PLANES DESTROYED.

Paris. June 23.-Fire broke out Sun
day afternoon in the airdroEle at st.
Cyr, destroying IS hangers ana 1e2
airplanes. The loss is estimated at
1000. 900 francs
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
Plenty OF Choice.

1t is quite true that there are 1851
different kinds Of faiths in the world
and there are about 1886, $40 differ
ent kinds of sheer cussednessl
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
COMPLETE new
N|TT| CABINET
Rome Announces Personnel of
Ministry Succeeding Fallen
Orlando Cabinet New Peace
Delegates Appointed.
BY Associated Press.

Rome, June 24.-The new cabinet
chosen to succeed the one headed by
Premier Orlando, which resigned last
week., follows:
Premier and Minister of the Interior
Francesca Nitti.
Foreign Minister-Tommaso Tittoni.
Colonies-Luigi Rossi.
Justice and Worship-Signor Nor
tara.
War-Lieutenant General Albricci.
Finance-Francesco Tedesco.
Treasury-Signor Schanzer.
Marine Ad Interim-Rear Admiral
Sechi.
Observation-Disclosures Paccelli.
Public Works-Signor Pantano.
Transport-Signor Devito.
Agriculture-Signor Visocchi.
Industry, Commerce, Labor and Food
Carlo Ferraris.
Posts-Signor Chizenti.
Military Assistance and Pensions
Signor Dacomo.
Liberated Provinces-Signor Denava.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
NEW PEACE DELEGATES.
By United Press,

London, June 23.-The Rome CORE
spondent of the Exchange Telegraph
Company reported today that Senator
Guglielmo Marconi. Senator Vittorio
Scialovia and Tommasso Tittoni, new
foreign minister, had BEEN appointed
as Italy's new peace delegates. He adj
ded that it was believed they would
follow their predecessors policy re-
garding the Adriatic question.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26

Good manners include not merely
pleasant things said and done, but I'm.
pleasant ones left undone.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26

Just to be alive should be an amuse
ment for a healthy man.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
Care and Responsibility.

BE responsibility attached to the preparing oa remedy for infants and children
: is undoubtedly greater than that imposed upon the manufacturer Of remedies
for adults whose system is sufficiently strong to couneract for time at least, any
injurious drug. LII well to observe that Castoia is prepared today as it has been
for the past 40 years, under the personal supervision Of Mr.. Chas. 3. Fletcher.
What have makers Of limitations and substitutes at sake7 What are thhr
responsibilities 10 whom are they answerable7 They spring up today, scatter
their nefaous wares broadcast, and disappear tomorrow.
Could each mother set the painsaling care with which the prescription for
Fletchers Catora is prepared: could they read the imumerable testimonials from
grateful mothers, they would never listen to the subtle pleadngs and false arguments
Of those who would offer an imitation Of, or substitute for, the tried and true
Fetchers C@tora.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
Germans SINK
LAST Of FLEET
-
HOME PORTS
Twelve Warships and Other
Craft Sent to Bottom Sunday
Following Big Coup at Scapa
Flow Saturday.
By Associated Press.

Weimar, Sunday, June. 222-The
German warships which we're not
surrendered tothe allies and
which have been anchored off
Kiel, Wilhelmshaven and other
points, have been sunk by Ger
man sailors manning them, ac-
cording to a report received here
from reliable authority.
According to the reports there
were IL German war vessels, be-
sides destroyers, which were in
German waters, not having been
turned over to thesentente under
the armistice provisions.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-06-26
BERLIN ExULTANT.
By United Press.

Berlin, June 24-Discussing the sink
ing of the German warships in Scapa
Flow, the Zeitung Am Mittag exulted
today that England shall not have
them
The Tageblatt expressed belief that
thesinking will meet with approval and
admiration from the allies. rather than
anger.
ut is to be regretted" the Tageblatt
said, III for he sake Of a fine gesture
Germany should be confronted with
higher financial obligations. The Off
GERS and men responsible should be for
given. They acted in the spirit in
which they were bornand brought up
TO INVESTIGATE COUP.
- ... L.. lA:&el naoa. - -...-.--
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
Our "Thank You" List
For This Week

Juniors. several OF your little
stories we were unable to publish,
because they were duplicates of
something that has been published
already. or because they were only
parts of things, and one or two
were not written clearly enough to
be read (this doesn't happen very
often). We are sorry always that
we are unable to print all your let
tiers. So we take this method of
giving you credit for sending them
in and hope you will try again
soon. The following are the names
Of the Juniors whose letters we
were unable to publish: Ruth
Longnecker, Warner School; Paul
Cussins, Warner; Verlie Jones, "A,
Finley; Florence Dinley, "A, Fin
ley; Richard Mccain, St. Mary's;
Laura NARROW, Alb, Warner; Zeno-
bia Linezey, A, Finley; Mildred
Bromley, 3B; Crystal Gentry, 1876
State street; Albert Robbins, "a,
Whitewater; Marguerite M. Starr;
MILFORD Nuss, age TO- Catherine
Haworth, IA, Starr; Mary Gather
inc McAppin, Alb, Finley; Virginia
Sonsini, 3B, Whitewater; and
Frank Salzarulo, 3B, Whitewater.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
Big World
Extra

be skeered cause she amt being
murtered She's ony singin' to
put put the baby to sleep. Wimen
most always sing when they are q
trying to rock the body to sleep.
figure that a baby must be purity
sleepy in the first place or 1t
couldn't 60 to sleep with such
musk as that.
When womin buys her a burd
cage, kanary burd, a curling iron
and cuple gold fishes you kin
figure she is thru lookin' fur a man
it haint cause they want to be
old maids, but cause they can't
help themselves.
know a hole lot more about
wimin, but hain't lowed to say
much, cause the teecher is going
to censor what rite.
Bonnie.
P. S.-Wimin are great things to
paint up their faces till they look
like they are camyfaged.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
G. A. A. Girls Enjoy
Annual Banquet

The High school gym, Friday
night will be a pretty place and a
place where everyone is having
good time. The reason for this is
that the girls of the G. A. A. will
be giving their annual banquet at
that time, under the direction of
Miss Margaret Wickemeyer, who is
enthusiastic over the work of the
G. A. A.
Tables seating ten or twelve peo-
pie will be scattered over the gym,
and the color scheme of red and
white will be generally carried out.
The efficiency pins and scout
badges will be given out at this
time and the officers for next year
will be elected and installed
Attractive programs in red and
white will be given each girl.
Mary Louise Bates will be toast
master. The class toasts will be
given by Glenna Miller. freshman;
Iona West, sophomore; Helen
Hazeltine. junior; and Pauline
Smith, senior.
Mrs. Newton, Miss Newly and
Mr.. Kelly will give the faculty
toasts. .... ,...
Martha Jones, of the class of
1918, will acknowledge the receipt
of the 1918 G. A. A. pennant.
Miss Wickemeyer will act as
sponsor. ......
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
TOWN HALL NEWS.

Squire Plum has announced he
will not run for town constable. He
thinks it will be asking too much
to enforce some of the new laws
of the village. The new laws are:
No chewing gum on Sundays and
holidays; neighborhood gossip
must be slapped; all parties who
play checkers must talk during the
game occasionally; girls desiring
husbands must first consult town
clerk Weatherby, as he doesn't
want to be cheated. He may
find someone who he likes bet
ter than Miss Toodle, otherwise,
he will marry her; and also. no
hitching to the town clock post in
front of Ez Ebbs watch fixing shop.
The last law was made after Doc
Pilldom hitcher his horse and rig
to the post and jerked the town
clock down. No body knew what
time 1t was in the village for two
weeks, till Bill and Henry Pash
made a new spring at Hicksville
Boiler Works. AS a result of not
knowing the time, the village ma
tives Ovid not know when to go to
bed--and could have judged better
If the sun had shined, but it was
raining or cloudy weather for the
whole two weeks. There will be
no church at DeepSteeple Temple
for two Sundays, so everybody can
catch up with their sleep.
Bub Higgans has sold his old
rusty shot gun, and will quit trying
to raise chickens.
Too many marriages in the vii
lage has caused a honey shortage.
Since all the flowers are picked,
the bees have no territory to gath
er the material for making honey.
Miss Kitty Annabelle Westwheat
took a seven-day romance on an
boat up Big Creek river,
and many strange passengers were
Second day she met many
Of them; third, met villain, reg
ular "cut-up;" faurth day, the viii
lain edged" up to Kitty, and made
acquaintance; fifth day, william
asked for kiss Kitty refused;
sixth day, the william threatened
her, and attempted to sink the
boat should she resist; seventh
lay, Kitty saved the lives of many |
hundred passengers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
Manual Art Exhibit
Arouses Admiration

How pretty! Isn't that fine?
How different" are some of the
things that people say when they
go into the art rooms on the third
floor of the High school building.
There they see great, great
many things. pictures and little
books, furniture, even a big buffet,
sewing, cooking, metal and wood
work., printing, batiks (Which is
just queer sounding name given
to beautiful silks colored a GER
tain way, hats, bird houses and
all kinds of toys.
And every single thing in this
exhibit was made by Junior, from
the tiniest boy and girl in kinder
garten to the most artistically
minded student in High school,
all by himself, with careful help
and suggestions from thoroughly
interested teacher.
There is four-room house,
which proudly says its furniture
was made by the boys and girls in
the Kindergarten of Hibberd
Then you may look at a real
grocery, with it's rows Of neat-look-
ing cans and boxes, and its coun-
ter full of candy, all made by the
children of Sevastopol's second
grade -..-=-
You may take a long look at a
beautiful flower shop 100, full OF
all kinds of flowers and plants.
All kinds of books are shown, too,
from the real simple ones to those
with stiff backs
Baskets are there, and splendid
posters all about things we are in
terested in, Liberty Loans, war gar
dens. Thrift Stamps and things of
that sort.
The boys of the sixth grade have |
made some very pretty and very |
well made bird houses, plant !
stands, toys and doll furniture out
Of wood.
On different days, the various
cooking classes showed the best
things to eat,-but they wisely
showed them in glass case, All
kinds of sewing, too, proves that !
the girls are able to make all kinds
Of things for themselves.
The mechanical drawing exhibit
and the metal work Is especially
ine and very interesting. So are
he examples Of printing and OF
Night School work.
Many Of the posters from High
school are handsome, and hand
some indeed are the dyed table
;carfs, mats and bags.
Since II the schools went in
last week to see the exhibit
all of you Juniors have
seen the exhibit II you have not
seen it, go and see 1t tomorrow.
Tou will be grad you went to see 1t.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
BENNlE's COMPOSITION BOOK

deer public
take pleasure in riting to the
people on a subjek bout wimen.
My teecher gives me the subjeck
because she thinks | kin give the
people a purity good idear what
wimen are like.
if you should happen to go
passed a house and hear womin
yelling to the top Of her voice,
like she wuz being murtered, don't
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
SHAWLlE SHAPLiN PLAYS
MOVIE IN DOGDOME

MOVIE IN DOGDOME
Shawlie coming down the street
What's up?" Other dogs yell, IS
0. s. He's wrecking Dogdome fol
fair"-the Kaiser elephant has
broke away"
Shawlie: Stand by me, my
brave mates, and all in favor de
mocracy of Dogdome say, Ki-eye.
The mates: "Ki-eye, ki-eye, XII.
aue." were their dogish shouts.
Shawlie: "Ah! the kaiser ele-
plant, whee! Scatter. mates, scat
ter, and grab your implements of
war; ya-ho! va, no!
The elephant snorted toot and
says: you shall defy me. Well
we shall see! Wogogoggg!"
Shawlie: my dogdom for a
saw, brace and bit, and an ak.
Scat, fellows, scat!"
The elephant picked Shawlie up
and swallowed littde Shawlie and
all his tools, and snorted; Don't
thee know what the whale did OF
jonah"
The mates: "Boo-woo- wool oof.
boo-hoo, poor Shawlie is gone, but
mates we cant lose him; we can't
be so yellow to resist Shawlie at
this tragic moment. We shall help
him, because, too, Shawlie has no
insurance and has never made a
will"
Shawlie from the inside was
heard to cry out Throw in my
hat"
The Elephant: wow! OH my!
| do believe that boy is tantalizing
my .&itals with hat pin. Oh! oh!
oh!!" as the augur pierced his
sides.
Mates II do believe there is
going to be something doing for the
coroner" were their shouts.
"By-jinks, Shawlie acts like he
was working on a cyclone, or re
modelling the kaiser elephants
sides-and oh! there's the saw com
ing through the kaiser elephants
side-whee! hurrah!"
"And mates-what did the kaiser
say to Shawlie about the whale?
! guess Shawlie didn't do a thing
to the kaiser elephant ooh, no,
| guess not, whoo-pee. ee-yoop-e.
Ha! hal another barked.
While the poor old Kaiser ele-
plant layed cut in two, Shawlie
came marching out, and said:
Mates, we have won! we have
won! we shall leave his brainless,
powerless body for the disposal of
the buzzards and now proceed to
the land Of libcrty--our Dogdome."
A master pup: 1--WE shall pa
radc in honor of our new king of
Dogdome, Shawlie Shaplin, with
banners 50 high in the air"
The mates came out with their
banners OF many kinds: Order OF
Irish setters,' "Fratornal order of
Scotch Terriers" Society Of
French Poodles," English and
Bulls" Lazy Lap Dogs"
Lady Dogs Patriot Society,""
Daughters of the Great Danes
and Dudes club" 3..... >.
The people dogs, eve are proud
Of thee, dogs of Dogdome, they'd |
saved the kingdom-for the reward,
we shall allow all the "dog-sogers"
a free license for the rest of their
days"
The mates; tut Tut! We can
10 the same every day"
Shawlie: yes, yes, don't men
ion the incident, we merely did |
our duty, and It's quite So"
Dogdome is the land of happiness
low and foreyer-for liberty rules.
Shawlie Shaplin,
King of Dogdome.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
"sAYETTEs."

A few pieces of rubber soaked
in gravy will cut down the cost OF
running a cheap restaurant. The
patrons get up and hurry Que SO
fast that the rubber can be used
over and over without much dam
age.
Dishes might be made from the
same application as ice cream
cones, and after a meal, nothing
but the cloth and few crumbs re-
main. A pet crow will rid you of
the crumbs, and make dish washing
past article.
Think of a chap being under
shell fire in France-and not
enough nerve to face his mother-in.
law.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-05-17
cLARABELLE WRITES ARCHIE.

ilNpy We NJ
April IL, 1919.
Dear little shrimpy:
Dog.gone! Archie, sure was
glad you wrote me, but haven't
had much time to answer as ma
and pa are away on visit, and |
have to take care of the farm. Oh.
Archie, you wouldn't know me now.
as l have Shrunk up whole lot,
but Archie, l sure would rung your
neck IL you was here when you
made such remark about me, in
your letter from France. You said
Il was so fat that you was afraid
I'd roll off your lap" If you remem-
Der. OF course, / realize you are
so far away you can say what you
please, but remember, you sawed
off shrimp, your time is coming
when you get home. You may won
der why call you shrimp" well,
Archie, that's the nearest thing |
can think of to a fish.
Ma and pa had argument a
few minutes ago, as they just got
back from visit to the city. Ma
asked pa whot time it was, and
when pa reached for his watch 1t
was gone. Ma she remembered
that pa had wandered away out Of
her sight once. and they are still
arguing about it. 1t Is awful to be
married, Archie.
Bills boy has his first new long
pants, and dog-gone. he sure does
look awkard-but he never will
amount to anything.
Joe Heggman's family went to
Bainville to see Bluffing Bills Tame
West show, and little Bonnie wan
dered away and nearly got lost-his
ma spied him over near one OF the
animals cages, and his ma yelled
for Bonnie to get away from them
cats cages-but his ma didn't know
the differece between cat and
monkey, for that was what Bonnie
was looking at. Bonnie wanted to
know what was the real name OF
them great big brutes with rubber
tails over in the corner, and his
ma did know, cause she told him
they was elephants.
Hattie Boldmaid's cat tried to get
her gold fish last night. but the
cat leaned over the bowl too far
and fell in, and is dead-the fish
are still swimming.
had heard so much about COO
ties in France that | asked Col. !
Pullman of the G. A. r. what was
the difference between cootie and
a flea, and he said he thought a |
cootie had military training.
Schweiner's butcher shop will be
closed for some time, as he has
run out Of beef and will have to
wait till the three calves grow up
he has on pasture,
There's nothing new at our house
except what just told you-as
we still have the same two hounds
and the five house cats we had
when you went to France.
Your asbestos padded hearts"
friend. as ever.
Clarabelle Snookums.