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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-08-08

foodstuffs fuel clothing and other ndspuabe necessares
of life.
2 Enactment of law regulating cold storage
3. Federal licensing of all corporations engaged in
interstate commerce. with specific regulations to prevent
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-08-08
JAIL SOLDIERS
WHO Wire FOR
SQUARE deal
Says Captain Turner


Thousands of American boys, fired by the enthusi-
asm which swept the nation at the outbreak OF the
M volunteered to fight Germany and were hustled
--3Ohe Mexican border.
They have been there since the war outbreak and
hyW still there, stalking thru the bistering sand
osn1ng railroad bridges, watching the border.
Al these thousands of Yankee soldiers are mad
IN al the way thru. They're mad because they be-
IN they have not been given square deal ana tsat
ed States army officials have made miserable biunder
heir policy of treating United States border troops
These charges of unfair treatment of American voun
Tuner Everett officer formerly attached to the aviation
neli0n signal corps.
DECHARGE APPLICATIONS
USUALLY TURNED DOWN
Cuardsmen along the border may apply for discharge
from the army but the general order under which mil
lon have been released from the army doesn't apply
q them, according to Capt Turner Applications for dis
charge nearly always turned down.
Eight men of the Eighth mounted engineers at Fort
sd sm Tor Sras aees sety ns ow
snsral q the army: THEY WERE ARRESTED AND
TO MAKE SUCH AN APPEAL.
And. dshearened sulen. suspicious hundreds of SOL
visit at their hoes-reenlisting for one year They can't
get out but they reenist and reenlistment carries
a0day leave.
BOYS NOT TO BLAME
SAYS CAPT TURNER
The boys down there not to blame" Capt. Turner
urged They are fine young and all of them wanted
" lgnt tne Germans Most OF them volunteered. Many
are from Washington, Oregon and California. They got
INTO the army with all the fire and enthusiasm of American
youth
But they're different now There's great big feel
mg IN their hearts that they haven't had square deal
ny Know thousands of being discharged all thru
army.
ASKED DISCHARGE;
okNT TO GUARD HOUSE
N Eight OF the men Of the Eighth mounted engineers.
% m men VINO volunteered for the asked their local Off
III or discharge They refused and because they
M sood JoDs waiting teegaphed the adutant general of
i any Dld tney get out? They did not! They landed
:" 'ne guard house. That's what they got"
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and selling profits.

and selling profits.
g. Definite provision for penalty for profiteering.
z. Provision for marking the package the price
paid to the producer Of all goods to be shipped in inter-
state
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-08-08

"unconscionablc profits"
A. Passage of the bill pending for control of sc
curty issues.
5. Provision Of adequate funds for government agen
ces to enable them to give full publicity retailers cost
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-08-08
NJ

New Want Ad Rhyme
Contest announced Satur-
day. Also winners in this
weeks contest will be an
nounced.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-08-08
PUT OUT FEELERS TO KAISER
DURING WAR, SAYS Won TIRPITZ
BY KARL H. Won WEICAND


minister the
worlds gans nyand
n
describe bhundein In
To- gJapansu rttothe edcaus
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
ROADS EARNINGS IN
1913 FELL 100000
Colorado and Southern's Oper-
ating Expenses Increased
40 Per Cent.
NET INCOME S1,376,S71
Federal Administration Gets
$534,840 as Share Of Com
pany's Receipts.
NET INCOME S1,376,371

A falling OF Of moro than $1,000. 900
Is shown In the report of the Colorado
and Southern Railway Company for net
earnings for the year ended December
II, 1918, as compared with the proceed
Ing year. according to the pamphlet re-
port published yesterday. After all
charges, taxes, &C., the net income was
only $1.s76.S71! as against s2.493.456 in
1917.
The company received from the United
States Railroad Administration S2,4S1,-
al as standard return" from which
$4,000 operating expenses and war tax
accruals were deducted. making the net
operating income, less net equipment and
Joint facility rents, s2.421.311, as against
SS.b13.620 In 1917. Incorporating in
come totalled 81. 457. $50, including rents,
dividends and miscellaneous interest and
miscellaneous income. Included In mis-
cellaneous income were '1apover'' items
from the preceding year before the
United States Railroad Administration
assumed control.
Deduction from gross income, which
totalled S3,s7s.s91, as against s4.s5S,-
OFT. was made for rents, interest, amor
tization and miscellaneous charges, In
the amount of s2.502, $50, making the net
Income $1,376,371. as against SASS, 4k6.
OF the net income sss0.0oo was appro-
priated for dividends. leaving a profit
and loss surplus Of sses.271. &c against
s1.s1S.456 in 1917.
Operating revenues increased during
the year by 1906 per cent the report
shows. while operating expenses in
creased more than 40 per cent, so that
the decrease in net operating revenue
was nearly Is per cent and the decline
In net income FIGS per cent.
Federal income account for the year
shows that total operating revenue was
$12.e47,6s7, with railway operating ex-
penses $s.506.s97. making net revenue
from railway operations s3.440.7Ss. From
this was deducted railway tax accruals
OF s564.000 and uncollectable railway
revenue Of $1,035. making the 1918 total
operating income for Federal account
S2,s75,754. Incorporating income of
$9t4,693 raised the gross income Of the
railroad administration to $3,790,44S,
while further deductions for rentals, in
terest and charges brought the net in
come Of the administration down to
s3.016.051. The compensation paid the
corporation under the operating contract
totalled s2.4s1,211. SO that the opera
tons for the year 1918 netted the Fed
eral administration surplus of s534.S40.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
BRITISH BANKS ASSETS UP.
in Accounts shown Also
by Joint City ana Midland.

Considerable expansion Is shown In
the statement of accounts issued by the
London Joint City and Midland Bank,
Ltd. as compared with the statement
previously issued by the bank. The fol-
lowing hgures are compared with those
OF June so. 1918:
Liabilities-Capital paid up and re-
serve FUND. f16,678.1t4, against t1S,S8s,-
eos current, deposit and other accounts.
f871,o54.eo1. against f2st.7s7. $50; 40
ceptances. f1s.o68,206. against f1o,s71,-
S66; total liabilities. f4oS.7oO, ISL,
against f31s,502,604.
Assets-Cash in hand and at Bank OF
England, f7s.426,772. against t6s,s1l,-
1877; checks in transit. f21e2,145,
against an amount not stated but in
cluded in cash money at call and at
short notice. f76.O6s.1os. against $751;
116,4o3: Investments. f62,171,e61,
against f66.S2s.s24: bills of exchange,
f34.182.652. against f60,105,o22; adj
vances on current and other accounts,
f11e,e7t,t2T. against 103.440,4e7; ad-
vanoes on war loans. fi2.2te.1e2, against
an amount not stated but included In
advances. 40 liabilities of customers
for aoceptances. f1e,06s.206, against
f1o,S71.8be: bank premises, fs,757,s2s,
against fs.s6s.616; Belfast Bank shares,
f76s.690, against f7bs.6so; total assets,
f4os.70o.s51. against fsls.602.504.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
KRUPP WORKS HIT
BY RECONSTRUCTION
Many Companies Forced Into
Bankruptcy in Germany
Since Revolution.

The transition from extreme war pro-
duction to output on q peace basis. the
higher wages demanded and received
by workmen since the revolution last
November, the shorter hours Of toll. and
the general unrest prevailing in the re-
construction period have hit hard many
lines OF industry In Germany. putting
some companies into actual bankruptcy.
Reports made by numerous concerns are
in some cases more startling than that
Of the huge Fried Krupp concern. which
made profits of only 81. 250.oo last year,
compared with s11 500, 900 in 1917 and
the record figures ST., 5000. 900 in 1884.
Net profits of 5000 were shown for
1913 by the Krefeld Steel works. though
in the previous year they amounted to
100000. when a dividend of IL per
cent was declared. The company had
to draw 100000 from Its reserve to
carry on its costly work of reconstruc-
ton.
Payments were stopped by the Louis
Busch Metal Goods Company of May
ence, which is indebted to the Govern
ment also to the extent Of 100000.
In 1915 the Berlin Omnibus Company
carried only 7,SO4,s62 passengers, COM
pared with sS.1e6,75s in 1917 and a.
152,S64 In 1916. Operations last year
were conducted at loss of 100000
The losses ate up the balance of the
legal reserve and took $4,000 from the
traffic reserve. which also has been
greatly reduced. Increased fares failed
to make up the losses caused by shorter
hours and higher wages
German mining companies were ones
to suffer most The Blankenburg conn
pany had to close down completely, fac
ing virtual ruin. The Bochum Mining
Company actually became bankrupt, be-
ing taken care of by the Becker Steel
Works. which held a large part of its
stock.
Complaints were made by the Harpen
Mining Company that It's cost for pro-
duction for the year would be increased
by $4,000, 900, of which Sc. 1000. 900 would
be In wage increases and 100000 in
reduction OF hours. The Germans faii,
however, to reckon on the expected IN.
creased efficiency that will result from
shorter hours II scientifically applied,
with indications that the loss from that
source viii not reach anything like the
total estimated.
The Heinrich Mining Company, which
paid q dividend OF $50 a share for the
last quarter Of 1918. will not be able to
pay anything to stockholders this year.
Eighty per cent Is the increase In cost
of production since the revolution. as put
forth in 4 statement Of the Adle works
OF this one-third is In wages.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
NEW R0CKAWAY MILLS co.
OLD Issue Retired, with New York
Bankers Interested Now,

New York and Western banking in
terests. It has been announced, have
Joined with the Philadelphia banking
interests heretofore dominant in the af-
fairs of the Rockaway Rolling Mills Cor
poration. The new company completed
recently the retirement of the preferred
stock and bonds Of the old company and
purchased all of its common stock
The new capitalization consists of
$4,000 shares of no par value, with no
preferred stock or bonds Its plant at
Rockaway, N. j., consists OF modern
rolling mills for the manufacture of iron
rounds. fats and angles from scrap. The
mills are sold to night and day capacity
far IN advance. Net tangible assets as
Of June 80. 1919, exclusive Of good will,
were more than $500, 900, the net quick
assets equalling about 100000.
Among the new company's directors
are Howard r. Hansen, Jr.. ana George
d. Lewis Of Frazier & Co, Philadelphia !:
C. Q. Grover. president of the company !;
Morton Lachenoruch of Morton Lachen-
hruoh q Co.. New York; Ward e. Pear
son Of the Pearson Engineering Com
pany and ]. Ernest Richards, president
of the George B. Newton Coal Com
pany of Philadelphia.
The new stock will probably be in
troduced to trading on the curb on
Thursday.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
FINANCIAL NOTES

Henry L. Doherty q Co have Issued
circular on the salient points OF the
s.r OF Empire Ga
Ing fund convertible notes OF 1884.
J. q. Penny Company reports sales for
II %sf.s. :a ss.t 'os ss H'a sos
same period last year.
Calumet q Arizona Copper Company
amounting 70 Ias4OOO pounds against
nugsn. .. du Point Of WILMINGTON. Del.
Guaranty Trust Company, have been
elected directors OF the Phillips Petro-
Isum Company. TosstheI with b, $.
viii form an advisory ana finance com
mittee for the board Of direetorsL
rsr:oH Son SEM e Co ,s are . Gsro6
Finance q Trading Corporation has
opened . chiesgo office under the super
for July; Zinc 100000 pounds silver
Gnit.d Retail Stores Corporation right.
New York Stock Exchange.
Payns SsS been co admtsss 70 sss
prasld.n. d the oSssnnoid Tap q 81.
j. N. Davis. formerly viee-presidsnt of
Baltimore Ohio system and now man
ager of he companys New York prop
critics: has resisned as Of sepse%ne,e , I to
C Carl PtoTshsfmsr Co. hA. prepared I.
chart showing the yield on Standard OH
Company OF New Jersey new Z per cent
preferred stock at various prices taking
Into eon.iderAtion the possibility Of the
stock being called BY the company at
New York stock Exchange has received
Kelly Springfield Tire Company, tempo
rary certincates for $500. 400 8. per cent
preferred stock. Transcontinental oil
900. 600 shares OF common stock without
tionai Bank q New York, 81, 900 600 Sd-
ditionai capital stock Utah nnn Power 4
thirty year nrst mortgage 5 per cent
s SfS Foundriss. 81. 900. 900 per , cent
cumylstiys preferred stock ,Nsssionsi
voting trust certificates for per cent
cumulative preferred stock and SIS, see
shares voting trust certificates Tor eom.
men s,Sss .i, N Ms pr po sIs
nick were managers has sold q block OF
stock. The onerins was largely ovsrsub-
United States Rubber Reciaimink Com
pany has enlarged Its activities and has
entered the tire business on a substantial
scale. This entails a new capitalization
mon stock by g. M. Schatzkin. The new
company will be known as the Madison
Tire a Rubber Company.
pointed registrar Of the prefsrrsd ana
common stock OF the Astoria Mahogany
Company. Inc. National Park hank hAs
bssa appoiAtsd RAnSfsf agsnl
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
CONSOLIDATED EXCHANGE.

The equipment and rail issues for the
most part netted comparative gains on
the Consolidated Exchange yesterday,
while the tobacco, steel. marine and cop
per properties averaged lower than Sat-
urday's closing figures. OIL shares were
unchanged.
On talk that the American Car and
Foundrys shares were TO be advanced
70 IL per cent dividend basis that
stock was bought by strong interests,
being bid up 81 points to a new high
level Baldwin Locomotive at the outset
moved up to 10sH and American Loco
motive TO S7% Texas and Pacific ad-
vanced points at the opening, ST. Paul
sh points and Southern Pacific IL.
United States Steel common, after
gaining point fell back To 1903 and
closed at 1888. Crucible Steel receded
4 points and Bethlehem Steel B az.
Tho tobacco shares on free Offerings
indicated the greatest weakness, Ameri-
can sumatra dropping So to 81 and
Tobacco Products AZ TO 100. both clos
ing about points above the lowest
nGureA
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
PennsyIvania Crude OIL Market,

OIL CRY, Pa, Aug. 11.-CredIt hal
ances. 81; runs 122,67s lbs. average
eo.1ss: shipments. e6.1s6; average. az.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
FOREIGN BONDS.

FOREIGN BONDS DEALT IN FLAT.
Mexico Extern. sterl. IS of 'ss 1915. 81 g.
Mexico Extern gold u of 'O, 1854. IS 60
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
COTTON OIL SELLS GOLD NOTES.
First National Bank. the Buyer,
VIII 0ner Them to Public.

The American Cotton Oh Company has
sold to the First National Bank of New
York $10.0oo.0o0 Of Ave year 9 per cent.
gold notes dated September q, 1913, and
maturing September .. 1874. The First
National will offer these notes for pub
lilo subscription at eeA and interest. to
yield about 6.1s per cent The notes are
to be retired. 100000 each year, either
by purchase at 102 and interest or by
call at the same price.
II IL provided In the indenture secur-
ing the notes that no mortgage lien shall
be placed upon the property of the COM
pany without the written approval Of
the holders of so per cent of the amount
Of the notes at the time outstanding, and
should any. mortgage be issued all out
standing notes will be funded into the
obligation. The proceeds will be used
to retire 100000 of per cent notes
maturing September 1. and a similar
amount Of 2 per cent notes maturing
September 3.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
FILM CO.'S PROFITS GROW.
Famous PIayers-Lasky Report
shows Large Increase.

A statement issued yesterday ana pre-
pared and audited by Price. waterhouse
4 Co. for the Famous Players-Iaslty
Corporation for the half year ended June
go 1919, shows net profits almost double
nose FOR the entire year 1918, or S2,I3s.-
s77, against $1.2S1,17l.
Assets were increased $4,000. 900 be-
tween January 1, 1919. ana July /. 1918
by the sale Of $4,000 shares OF capital
stock at 800 q share Other TANGIBLE
assets are the stories and rights. still
unused. to the cost value Of Sso1 ,sI7
and negatives completed but not vet re-
leased to a total Of $2,10s.sss. In add
uon TO having reinvested $4,000. o00 In
the business out of earnings the CORPORA :
tion paid 100000 in notes ana on IIns
30. 1919. had I'm cash on hand and in
bank $1,0s2,61S. Film rentals for tina
half year totalled $11.ss4,1S9, against
$17.25s,so4 for. all OF 1918.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
ARGENTINE GOVERNMENT
% Internal Gold Loan 1873


Messrs J, P. Morgan q Co. are in
structsd to give notice that they are pre-
pared to receive tenders for the amortfsa-
tion on or before Soth September. 1919. OF
tS21i SOC Arssntins gold pesos, say fsS.S2o
Tenders for sale of honda with coupons
due Let March. 1920. at a price to DO stsaep
In the tender must DO lodged not lster
with Msssrs, J. P. Morgan & Co. IS wai
Tenders will be received also In Patss
by the Ban2us de Paris ct dss Pays Ba..
Co., Limited, and in BusnoS AreS BY the
Credito Pubhco NaetonaL
Each bond has a par value OF teT3 U. 8.
Gold pollarS and tenders must be made at
q nat price under par expressed In dollars
per bond.
Tenders must be made on . form obtain
able on application and be accompanied by
a dsposit of bonds Of the AFOREMENTIONED
loan At the rate of not less than tle per
floo nominal capital rendered The de-
posit and tender muAt be securely enclosed
Loan 1903 Bonds for redemption" Iusthe
event OF the bonds rendered not being
lodged with Aeasrs. Barring brothers 400.
Limited by Slst October lsls, the dsposht
will be forfeited.
The tenders win be opened In LondoR-ep
1tth August, 1919. and the result will Do
nO.iass as soon as possible tihSSssttsr%
LIMITED. hereby notify that 81. VI. Treas-
ury Certificates representing bonds OF tho
above loan deposited W n the Treasury
VIII b accepted IN London in hsa Of the
tsndsrs bonds and Treasury certincstss
will be given equal treatment
Form. Of tender may b Sstainsd On sp-
* Wall Street. New York who fsssrS. tSs
right 10 reject all or any tenderA
Dated New York. nth August isia
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
INDIA TO PURCHASE MORE GOLD
oners Higher Price Because of
siIver's Advance.


snver's Advance.
Basil p. Blackett, representative IN
,ne United States Of the British Treas
ury, announced yesterday that India
VIII purchase gold at the rate of one
rupee for l0.s5s5 grains of gold. This
Is a slightly higher price than has been
palo IN recent months, quotations hav-
ing been made of one rupee for e.Al6s
grains OF gold. At this figure the In
dian rupee Is worth In London one shil-
ing and eight pence, while under the
new quotation the value will be one
smiling and ten pence. One reason for
TINS move Is the high cost of silver.
which makes the coinage Of rupees un-
profitable for India. 1t Is assumed that
the gold thus purchased will be made to
constitute reserve against which cur
rency viii be issued. Before the war
the rupee was stabilized by London
at one shilling and four pence.
The Secretary OF State for India, Sc
said Mr.. Blackett's statement, IAN
nounces that on and after Tuesday,
August IL. until further notice, the
Deputy Minister of the Ottawa branch
OF the Royal Mint. Ottawa, Canada, has
been authorized to sell on behalf Of the
Secretary Of state for India immediate
Geographic transfers In India without
limit Of amount in exchange for gold
rendered at the Ottawa mint at the rate
Of one rupee for 10.35s5 grains OF gold"
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
New Benford Company Formed.

The Benford Auto Products, Inc, OF
Delaware. has purchased the business,
assets. good will. trade marks, SC, OF
the Benford Manufacturing Company OF
Mount Vernon. The new company is
capitalized at s1,ooo.0o0. consisting of
100000 shares Of . par value Of IS .
.ThArA,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
Minneapolis Grain Market.

MINNEAPOLIS. Aug. 11.-wheat re-
ceipts asa ears. compared with $50 cars
a year ago. Cash No. Northern, sa70
@2s0; corn. No. 8. yellow. $1.s501.s6.
Flour unchanged. Oats, No. white.
074%o Flax. $e.1o@612. Barley.
s1.1s01.42. Rye. No. 2, $1.b1k. Bran.
$43.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
toms Receipts $3.50, 2s2.

BITS for duties at the Custom
HOUSE yesterday were $7S0,2s2.20, OF
which t1s6.oSs.ss was for merchandise
withdrawn from bonded warehouses and
SBeA.2SS.21 for recent impoTtationaL
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1916-1920, 1919-08-12
OLD METALS.
Dealers buying prices are - follow.


LONDON. Aug. n.-yollowinE arc the clos
ing metal quotations!
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times., 1919-10-02
HOW GERMANY VIEWS
TREATY DELAY HERE

Berlin, Sept. 29.--Reports indica-
ting the possibility that the peace
treaty may not he ratified by the
United States are causing consterna-
ton in democratic circles through
out Germany. while the monarchists
and reactionaries are watching with
increasing interests the deliberations
of tho American senate.
Count Reventlow writes in the
Tageszeitung that non-ratifcation by
the United States Senate would cre-
ate a multitude Of new perspectives
for Germany, which a shrewd active
German government could exploit"
1t is significant that the Frankfort
Gazette, which, during the war and
armistice. plorified President Wilson's
policies. now discusses with alarm the
possibility of non-ratifcation, saying
that the Importance and far-reach-
ing consequences of the attitude of the
Representatives of the American peo-
ple are very great, not only for the
United States but also for Germany.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times., 1919-10-02
HOUSE PASSES BILL
TO CUT THE HIGH
COST OF LIVING

Washington. Sept. 60 AdIit cnal
legislation recommended Is President
Wilson as a means of reducing living
costs was passed today by h, house
and sent to the senate. II would limit
the time of holding foodstu%s in cold
storage TO twelve months ard REQUIRE
that when released arch food b, plain
ly marked with the date it was placed
in storage.
The vote on the measure was 1Gi
to |.
The regularatory features Of the till
will become effective immediately on
its passage, but ninety days CIR an ai-
justment of the business affected is al
lowed before penalties will be applica-
BILE.
Vast quantities of food now in stor-
age are expected to be released as
soon as the measure becomes law.
Cheese is the only commodity exempt
ed, the time limit for storage to per-
feet aging being extended for longer
period than one year.
Persons convicted of violating the
law would be fined 1000 or impris
oned for one year.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times., 1919-10-02
THE SHEPHERD OF THE HILLS

A very amusing story is being told
about George Mcdaniel. who played
the part of young Matt" in the pic
turization of Harold Bell Wrigkts
famous story. "The Shepherd of the
Hills" to be presented at II II Theatre,
Thursday and Friday, October $40,
as the first big feature of the Harold
Bell Wright Story-Picturc Corpora
ton.
It seems that Mcdaniel bought
himself new bungalow short dis.
tance outside of Los Angeles and the
night after he moved into it he re-
turned home late to find the house Sc
curely locked and no answer made to
his repeated efforts to arouse his wife,
whom he expected to find at home.
Being new neighbor and fearing
arrest if he tried to break in, McDan-
iel finally sought repose in n hammock
on the veranda and soon fell asleep to
be awakened by the rising sun. A
kindly neighbor who recognized him
by daylight as the owner of the house
hunted up bunch of keys and with
one of them managed to unlock the
front door On table inside the
house was note which read, Dear
Hubby: am going to Los Angeles
to spend the night with mother. You
will find the key to the front door
under the front door mat outside
Wifey."