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The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05
Do You Enjoy Your Meals?

If YOU do not enjoy your meals your
digestion is faulty. Eat moderately, es,
pecially Of meats, masticate your food
thoroughly. Let five hours hours elapse
ba+ween meals and take one OF Cham
berlain 8 Tablets Immediately after
sumner and YOU will soon find your meals
to be real pleasure.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05
the church will be clsed for the day
6 w. hoplnson, pastor.
coMMuN1TY SERVICE NOTES.

On account Of the shortage OF fuel
all activities at the army club VIII
cease until further notice.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05
preach at 3 o'clock p. IN.

preach at o'clock p. IN.
Sunday school and Christian endeayor
at usual hour.
The musical given by Mrs. D. Will
Jams last Saturday evening was great
success.
The Pulpit aid will entertain satur,
day, Dec. 6.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bell Missouri are
visiting their son, Kenneth, for an in
definite period.
All members are urged by the pas
tor to pay one dollar rally money FOR
trustees.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05
NOTICE.

The community concert which was to
have been held Dec. z, has been indef-
nitely postponed on account Of the coal
situation.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05
For Sick Horses.

FOR Sick Horses.
For administering medicine y
horse an inventor has patented nor.
low, perforated bit with funnel =
one end.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05

Secnd hand furniture bought sold or
traded. 1926 West Grand avenue. Phone
r 43O1. ~
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05

FOR inst Dull Feslins After HATING
s.I have used Chambe rlain n blet:
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05
CUT RATE DRUG co.
Willis Wolfe, Phi. G. Prop.
Very Best Drugs in City
900 Center St Des Moines, Iowa

We Make Speciality Short Orders at
of After Theatre Parties all Hours
JOHN BOYD CAFE
Try Our Thanksgiving and Xmas Menu
11O4 Center st. Des Moines, Iowa
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05

short Orders Our Speciality
Meals at AL Hours
T. e. franklin,
Combination Lunch and Shining Parlors
1910 Center st. Des Moines, Iowa
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05

GERTRUDE HYDE t'Hair Culturist''
Madam Walker System. Special atten-
tion given TO Scalp Treatment and
Shampooing. Res. 821 w. 18th st.
Phone Walnut 6254.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05
RETTIEL a. u. E. NOTES.

y Rev. Il. g. Claybrook p. D., pastor
7s There will be comiruni services
Sunday, Dec Rev Wright Will y
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05

BERT JOHNSON,
Cleaner and Dyer
Cleaning, Pressing, Altering, Repairing
Work Called for and Delivered.
We do first class work. Phi. Wal. 1874
1908 Center st. Des Moines, Iowa
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-12-05

we Serve tho Best Try Us for
and Cater to All. Service
CHARLES EVANS,
Soft Drinks and Lunch
e24 Center st. Des Moines, Iowa
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
nae sentry HeIps.

rho American army of occupation
,.i,t bridge at Coblenz, pontoon
S VA. wide enough for only one We
IN, V,al at a time. An official of the Red
Cos, ~ross was forced to wait at this bridge
S.h,le 4 German peasant woman, draw
49, cart loaded with vegetables. came
~ aroqs An American soldier doing SEN
~ a. dnty on the bridge, walked along
tobind the cart ostensibly for the pur-
uoso Of Fastening the crossing. The
DAD Cross official observed, however,
tbot the woman's pace was expedited
= more than verbal admonition; the
n,n7zle of the soldiers gun found a
rosting place at the rear of the cart,
and the soldier himself plodded cheer
fnlIy along, pushing more than his
share of the load AS is customary
when one of his class is discovered in
deed Of ehivalry or valor, sheepish
grin spread over his face, and the off
sars passports were rather more
brusouely and thoroughly serutinized
than would ordinarily have been the
case.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
DEAN OF PAINLESS SURGERY
Joseph Lister Lives In History as One
of the Greatest 5enefactors
Of Mankind

One of the worlds greatest benefac-
tors was Joseph Lister. the eminent
English surgeon who was the first
to apply the antiseptic system of sur
gerry, of which he was the discoverer
and pioneer. Lister died seven years
ago. The first great advance in mod
ern surgery was made during the sec
ond quarter of the nineteenth century,
when Goodwin, Mitchell Jackson,
WOod-Bache and Doctor Morton dis
covered and applied anesthesia, which
did away with the pain and horrors
of the operating room. Since then vast
Improvements have been made in an
estheSia. 1t remained for Lister to
introduce antiseptic surgery or treat
ment to kin germs in surgical opera
tons and accidental wounds, by which
the lives of thousands have been saved.
In addition to this important dis
covery, he made important observa-
tons on the early stages of infamma-
tion. the coagulation of the blood and
other matters. Lord Lister The was
elevated to the peerage) was surgeon
extraordinary to Queen Victoria and
later to King Edward.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
Red Cross Work to Continue.

The ambulances of the British Red
Cross are to be among the war-work-
ers that will never be demobilized. The
pick of that great park of ambulances,
familiar to every soldier who has land
ed at or left Boulogne, will form the
nucleus of permanent service, in
which all England viii share. A com
missioner is now at work finding
homes for 500 OF these ambulances,
and is so mapping out the country
that, if possible. no place sl.all be more
than 10 miles from an ambulance,
which shall be at the service of any
doctor who has serious case TO move
to hospital All these ambulances viii
be under a central control, which will
guarantee the efficiency of the car and
the service; and the organization will
have the active assistance of those
who have learned all there is to learn
about the running of ambulances dur
ing the war. The rest of the ambu-
lances being over-much war-worn, or
not specially well suited. will be added
to the enormous total of cars and mo-
toreycles now being sold or scrapped.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
Raapipe Music at wsddin0

There was bagpipe playing at the
wedding Of Roswell Miller ana MISS
Margaret Carnegie in New York the
other day. The Highland airs might
nave seemed out of place at the mar
rage of most American girls. but in
the Carnegie home nothing could have
been more appropriate.
The brides father is a true son of
the Highlands, his birthplace and home
OF MS childhood. After having made
his fortune in the American steel in
dustry he returned to Scotland and
bought the beautiful estate of Skibo
castle There the Carnegie family
spent their summers frdm the earliest
recollection of Andrew Carnegie's only
child, the bride of a few DAYS ago.
Guests at the wedding We're impressed
by the wedding march played on the
great organ in the Carnegie mansion
OF Fifth avenue, and there was fine
orchestra which also played, but to
the old Scotsman and perhaps to the
bride neither approached the music of
the. piners from Skibo castle, an ex-
change remarks.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17

ton Of each letter, so that when a
friend spells out a word by touching
the several spots, he can follow by the
feeling.
The beauty of Doctor Terry's inven-
tion is that it enables him to receive
communications from persons who are
unacquainted with his system Any
deaf-blind person could have such
glove made and, of course it does not
matter how the letters are arranged
upon it, for he alone needs TO know
without looking where they are stu
ated. Doctor Terry's arrangement is
as simple as could be devised.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
THE
MILWAUKEE, SANITARIUM

FOR MENTAL AND NERVOUS DISEASES.
ESTABLISHED IN 1884.
Located at Wauwatosa "a suburb OF Milwau-
kee on G. M. & st. p. Ry., 2 y hours from
Chicago. Two car lines fan Milwaukee,
minutes walk from all cars.
Psychopathlc Hospital All appliances for
acute cases. Continuous baths. Ftre-proof
building : separate grounds.
West House. Attractive rooms en- suite;
private bath connected.
Modern bath house.
Gymnasium and Recreation Building.
Secluded. yet convenient. Five buildings
for patients "set on a hill" Individualizeo
treatment. Thirty acres beautiful lawn and
forest
RICHARD DEWEY. AN. MD,
Medical director.
ROCK sLEYSTNR. Nd,
Medical Superintendent.
WILLIAM 7. KRADWEBL, Md,
Assistant superintendent.
EUGENE CHANEf, AN. ND,
Senior Assistant.
Chicago once: Marshall Field Annex 6Sdg.
Hours: / 10 Wednesdays Except In July
and August).
Milwaukee once: Goldsmith Bldg, Room boA
Telephones; Chicago--Central ira
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 1s.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
Two sides to II.

Mamma-Now. Freddy, mind what l
say. / don't want you to go over into
the next garden and play with that
Binks boy he's very rude.
Freddy (heard few moments after
ward calling over the walD-I say,
Binks. ma says I'm not to go in your
garden because you're rude, but you
come into my garden-I amt rude
Farm and Home.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
Eirst Thrift Dav.

The first Thrift day" in America
was August II, 1915. That was the
first time one special day was ever
officially set aside for the purpose of
encouraging attention to thrift. The
day was celebrated in California as
Thrift day in response TO a procla-
nation Of Governor johnson. The oc-
casion marked the opening Of the
thrift congress, held at the Panama
Pacific exposition by the American So
ciety for Thrift.-Thrift Magazine.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
GLOVE FOR THE sLlND-DEAF
ingenious contrivanee by Means of
Which the Afflicted Are Able to
Hold Conversations.

Or. William Terry of Ansonia. Conn.,.
who was rapidly becoming both blind
ana deaf. invented an ingenious glove
oy means of which he was able to con-
verse with his friends. The Scientific
American describes this as thin. with
all the letters Of the English alphabet
marked upon it, distributed over the
uigits, palm and back. Doctor Terry
himself has learned the precise situa-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
Nothinn Of the Sort.

SIS This proposition of yours, sir,
a tentative onefn
Laws, no, brother; it's merely a
tryin' out Of the idee."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17

WANTED: Helper for washing
dishes about $50 each evening. Ap-
ply 140 Kavanaugh Place. Phone,
Wauwatosa 1851. 3w.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
a Real Ambition.

as he ambitious?"
"I should say so. He says hen
never be content until he can drive
a golf ball 200 yards every time"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
The Resemblance.

"why are stars like persistent mid
night lawbreakersT
81 suppose 1t Is because the latter
gln till late" :
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17

WANTED Girl for general house
work. Hours from 8 to 6 p. M. APP
ply Mrs. L. w. TerNflhger, corner of
North Avenue and Fourth Avenue,
Wauwatosa 36w3
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
War Roons flsw York.

New York came out Of the world
war with immensely increased pres
tige MS a port, a manufacturing city
and financial center.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17

WANTED Housekeeper for elderly
couple. Phone Wauwatosa 204-X.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17

WANTED -. A couple without chill
dren wants to rent small house or
bungalow in Wauwatosa. o. E. Sand
kuhl, 1909 Elm Street, Milwaukee
Phone Wauwatosa $40
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17

POSITION WANTED - BY girl for
general office work. Have had several
years experience. Address ks, this
office 36w3
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17

In eoffee-growing. countries sur
fusion of the leaves of the plant Is
held by many to be superior to that
made from berries
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17

WANTED TO BUY - Cheap horse,
harness and buggy. Telephone Wau-
watosa 1900.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-10-17
John Zimmerman 60.
WAUWATOSA, WIS.

Open evenings by appointment
Telephone Wauwatosa POI
The Washington times., 1919-07-06

Roosevelt is expected back the mid
die of next week.
The Washington times., 1919-07-06
Warrington waiting for
Return of President.

AS a matter of fact Washington is
very largely marking time-waiting
for the President to come back, and
to see what is going 10 happen next
socially as we'll as politically. lie
monde qUi s'amuse" has gone off to
rest a bit before things begins to
happen here that 1t doesn't want to
miss. 1t is not very vitality interest
ed in the Presidents return-except
as il is interested in those who may
be coming with him-and still more
in those who may be coming soon
after 1t will not flock back very
numerousIy- to greet the Chief Exc
cUtive. nor yet to hear what he has
to say to Congress. For the House
galleries are small, and hotter on
hot day than anything this side OF
the Hereafter" and they will be
damned, and even the socially elect
cannot always get cards for those
very exclusive occasions when the
President addresses the Congress. So
why make ones self uncomfortable?
II he makes that swing around the
circle, putting his league OF nations
up to the country-and, of course,
Mrs. Wilson will go along. She al
ways does-it will be August before
they really settle down in the White
House and things begin to happen.
So, it's hey, for the shore, or noun
tains, camp, or farm, during July
The Washington times., 1919-07-06
Mrs. COpIey A Fairy
GOdmOtheF To Washington.

Mrs. Copley is perfectly lovely u
the young people anyhow. And she
has a way of taking one or two under
her special protection and making
them the bright particular stars Of her
young peoples parties. She gave Amy
Bennett a ball when she came out. and
entertained for her off and on when
ever occasion presented itself includ-
ing several parties for her and Claude
Langlais, before their marriage. And
couple OF weeks ago she stood
sponsor for their little daughter, who
was given her name. Edith, along
with one or two others. Mrs. Copley
Is a very good person for a Washing
ton girl to have for her fairy god
mother. Miss Lane is to be cehgratu-
lakeland Mrs. Copley and Mrs. Lane.
too, for it will relieve her to some eX-
tent Of some Of her duties as chaperon
Of a popular debutante, TO feel that
her daughter is under Mrs. Copley's
wing sometimes.
Mrs. Lane is unfortunately very far
from well. She has never quite re-
covered from an attack of influenza
last February-after everybody else
had pretty well gotten through with
it. 1t hit her the harder, because a
long siege of grip two or three years
ago-one OF their first years in the
Cabinet-had left her with a not very
strong heart and she had in the I'M
term been almost submerged in war
work-especially work at Walter Reed
Hospital which she has kept up right
down 10 the present. Last fall she
bore the brunt OF organizing and
equipping the Interior Departments
convalescent home. a big roomy pleas
ant old residence near Walter Reed
where twelve or fifteen Of the boys
have been given a very desirable com
bination of hospital care-it is with
in reach of and under the care OF the
Walter Reed surgeons-and delightful
~ homelike, unconstitutional surround
ings. A few months ago she started
a diet kitchen to provide and prepare
suitable invalid dclicaCies for those
at Walter Reed who required special
food. 1 understand that she is getting
that licked into shape to turn over
to the District Red Cross which. as
its other work is diminishing. will be
able to carry it along. Their lease
on the cOnvGlescent home property
expires in the fall, and rs the need
for that is passing, it will be closed
then.
The Washington times., 1919-07-06

ding. with some 100 guests present 10
the ceremony, and the reception
fellow. She will be unattended, bu
Mr.. Webster will have his brother
Clinton Webster, as best man. Mem
bers OF the Webster clan from all owe
New England seem 10 be coming OF
for the wedding, and from today
until after the ceremony there'l be
continuous round of publications. TO-
the bride-what a beautiful bride she
Will make-and the out-of-town
guests. Mr.. Webster has rented an
attractive little house in Providence
for the summer, and will take his
bride there on the completion Of their
honeymoon.
The wedding or Miss Grandin and
Chaplain Carruthers will be very
quiet, owing to the recent death Of
the brides uncle. 1t will be a home
wedding, too. with only members Of
the family and few intimate friends
present. Chaplain Carruthers was
formerly assistant pastor of the
Church of the Covenant, and. under
stand, is to resume hts duties there
now that peace is signed. Miss Gran
din is the daughter Of Mrs. E Bishop
Grandin. She got back not long ago
from France. where she served with
the Smith College unit.
The Washington times., 1919-07-06
Party to Assemble
In New York.

In New York.
The Secretary Of the Navy had to
go out to Columbus, Ohio, to make
some sort of a patriotic address, so
he will have 20 meet the party in
New York, and so will Mrs. Daniels,
VINO is taking q little over-the- Fourth
cruise aboard the Sylph. accompanied
by a little party OF friends.
Worth Bagley Daniels and Johna-
than Daniels, the two young sons Of
Secretary and Mrs. Daniels, are off on
about the most promising Fourth of
July party being held anywhere
around Washington. That Is the
house party being given for Miss Ell
len Bruce Lee, by her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Arthur Lee, at Gracelands,
their home near Elkins, w. Va.
Miss Lee had been visiting during
the first part Of the week with Mil
dred Bromwen daughter OF Mrs.
Charles BromweIl, in their Q street
home. On Tuesday Courtney Let's
from Chicago. and Elizabeth Kearney,
OF Virginia, Joined the party at the
.Bromwells, and they all went to the
Lees, where they are to spend the
Fourth and stay over the week end.
It's gay party OF young people, in
Guiding beside those mentioned, Scott
Bromwell. Olyve Graef, Mrs. George
A. Percy-she was Halle Elkins
Davis, and married about a year ago
Ballard Moore, James Barclay, Por-
ter Guest. Cecilia McCallum. and John
Temple Graves two sons, John Tenn
pie Graves, jr.. and De Graffenreid
Graves, both just back from overseas.
Several OF these, including the Dan
iels Boys and the two Graves broth
ers spent the last weekend at a
hoGs8 party being entertained by the
HenryT. Oxnards at their place at
Upperville, Va, and some OF the
others. including Mildred BromwelI
had spent 1t with Mr.. and Mrs. VIII
liam Hitt-the latter formerly Kath-
crime Elkins-at their home near Mid
dIeburg. Va. The fact that so many
OF the gay younger set are sticking
round" In the Washington neighbor-
hood at this time O. year, may be
regarded a. an indication Of q Turk
ing suspicion in their young minds
that there viii be something doing
here worth staying for.
The Washington times., 1919-07-06
No Social
DoingS On
The Fourth

~ EAR SUSAN:
One might expect that the
Nations Capital would be
.articuIarly gay and festive on the
.,ation's birthday, but the Glorious
'ourth is usually rather a dull day in
Washington. This year, it was-aud
3. wasn't!
So far as social doings Of any i'm
Sortance are concerned, there were
none. OF course, the city was gay
with fiaEs. over every public build
ing, from the windows Of many pri-
ate residences, "Old Glory" foated
shops and office buildings blossomed
out overnight with flags in every win
low. Down in the business and hotel
district, through which the parades OF
he day were to pass. every lamp-post
was trimmed with a whole bunch Of
aga. And every embassy and lega-
ion IN town ran out its own national
lag and the Stars and Stripes, side
~ side, at sunrise, and kept them out
al sunset-all Of which is quite as
usual on the Fourth, but there were
some brand-new flags given to the
breeze this Fourth-hRgs Of nations
hat have come into their own during
the past year, and some that a few
years ago were wont to fiaunt them
selves proudly. we're missing. And
he stars and Stripes were even flying
over the White House!
Naturally, you say. But, as MAJ
ter OF fact, the flag does not gensr-
ally noat on the Executive Mansion
unless the President is Elm residence. "
and three times out of four he isout
Of town on the Fourth Of July. ] re-
member being q bit shocked on sew
eral occasions at seeing the White
House hagless when the home Of the
ambassadors and minister accredited
to Washington were wearing our col
ors in honor Of our birthday.
Indeed, the only time I recollect
seeing the rule broken heretofore was
last winter, at the time Of Theodore
RooseveIt's death, when President
Wilson, then in France, ordered the
nag flown at half-stan In honor OF
the great man who had gone. That
nag, run up solely that II might be
half-masted over the house that had
been his for seven years, was the
most impressive tribute imaginable
20 ''T. r.
Last year the President was in
washington on the Fourth, and he led
that very picturesque pilgrimage OF
newly emerging nationals down to the
tomb of Washington, and there made
a speech to them-which was, Of
course, to be heard around the
world" 1t was one Of those wonder
fuI stage settings that the Presidents
unerringIy keen dramatic sense is al
ways arranging. He has Barrie's
Sentimental Tommy" left at the post,
in that sort Of thing.
The Washington times., 1919-07-06
Grsat international Fets

In Celebration Of Peace.
This year there was a tremendous
popular celebration-a Victory cele-
bration" centering around the return
ed soldiers, with psrades, and floats
and great choruses trained by PROBES
scr Dykema and led by Hollis Edison
Davenny, singing paeans OF victory
add rejoicing, and the awarding OF
medals to every man or woman from
tile District OF Columbia who was "in
the service" and brass bands and fire
'gbrks and every possible csmouflage
10 make q dry and safe and sane"
Fourth seem as glorious and jubilant
? holiday as the old noisy, boisterous.
"WhenI-was-a-boy" sort that most
men are regretfully telling their kid
Ties about-regretfu even though
their reason approves the modern way.
The pageant, which was designed
and directed by Mrs. Marie Moore
Forest, put on by the War Camp Com
The Washington times., 1919-07-06
Nancy Lane Gees To Cali
fOrnIa to Visit Friends.

On the other hand. Nancy Lane
who to be sure is not yet out but
is to make her formal debut next
December-started last Tuesday for
California TO be gone until October.
She will visit there among friends
and relatives. and is making the trip
from Chicago on under the wing
OF Mrs. Adolph Caspar Miller, who is
one of Mrs. Lanes particular cronies
Young Ned Lane went out to Cali
fornia some months ago, and is es-
tablishing himself in business on:
there, leaving Secretary and Mrs
Lane childless for the summer, and
with no particular summer plans,
other than to take an occasional short
trip when Secretary Lane can get
away
Miss Nancy is to "come out" next
season.; Her parents don't very much
believe in formal debuts, but they
recognize how necessary il Is to a
girls happiness to do what the other
The Washington times., 1919-07-06
Overseas Workers
Returning Home.

Mabel Grandln is but one of a long
list of prominent Washington girls
who have been doing yeoman service
overseas, and are now returning
home. Catherine BiddIe Porter.
daughter o. Mrs. ]. BiddIe Porter. Of
Washington and Philadelphia, got
back last week, bearing her blush
ing honors thick upon her." She il
wearing the Croix de Guerre, with a
star, bestowed upon her for having
remained at her post as an American
Red Cross canteen worker with the
french army at Chalons and at
Rheims under heavy enemy fire.
Frances Carpenter, daughter of Mr..
ard Mrs. Frank Carpenter: AIexan-
drine Fitch. daughter OF Mrs. Henry
W. Fitch, and Mr.. and Mrs. Robert