The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1919-11-15
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( Keep your eye on these patent paw
ing promoters, dear old taxpayer. They
will bear watching.
Many are wondering if Eddie Hatch
met the late 0din Halden on his recent
flying trip up Salt Creek.
Mayor Hatch got the Ratchet where
the chicken got the axe in the recent
municipal election at Eveleth.
The decadence Of the Lyeeum theater
is enough to make the late A. M. Nil.
Ter turn over in his grave AMI yell
| "police!"
Max Rosenberg's money is decidedly
dirty, but that same money eases up
and even enables him to avoid many
bumps and jolts.
It seems to be the fashion for people
in trouble in these here diggin's to
tell their woes to the Rip-saw instead
of going to a policeman. .
Duluth's doughboys have started a
hard drive on the local Hindenburg
line of politics and broken through in
one or two places, already.
If the Big Interests really love Eddie
! Hatch, now g the time when fat posi-
ton in the noble Wolvin building
ought to do him q lot of good.
Lawyer Diesen, mayor-elect Of Clo-
quet, got the scare of his life on cleo
ton day, but it is believed he will get
his nerve back after Inauguration.
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There are those who believe that,
with time and a bit more experience,
Judge Funck will make as keen a
practical politician as Hon. w. A. Cant.
\ While the Mayo Brothers are fixing
up Max Rosenberg's crippled wing at
Rochester, they might make an attempt
to put a soul in his depraved carcass.
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There's a rumbling rumor to the ef-
feet that Judge tanners has a. salary
system whereby he pulls down pay for
acting as his own assistant, SO to speak.
The industrial and moral slackers
hanging around the public places in
| Duluth should be compelled to secure
real employment or else migrate to
Rainier.
Many citizens of an inquiring mind
are wondering if Judge Cant really
will retire from the bench to oppose
William L. Carss for congress next
year.
Mans inhumanity to man makes
countless millions mourn, says the poet,
and some Of that making and some of
that mourning can be found right here
/ in Duluth.
This half-time movement promises to
become highly popular with such serv-
ants Of the people as think more of
their private business than they do that
of the people.
There certainly are some nasty PIN.
Piles on the face Of this municipality
and the safety department should give
the body polite some good doses of an
effective blood remedy.
A Rip-saw inspector reports that he
recently was given a snort of moon
shine booze on or near Raleigh street,
West Duluth, and that it had decided
flavor of prunes.
The old head-sawyer declares that he
is becoming very weary with waiting
for Doc. Schaibly and his Knights Of
the Tar Bucket to come along and
make him sorry he ever was born.
Had Doc. Schaibly been called to
Ohio, given another natty suit and then
turned loose on the intelligent electo-
rate, the dry folk might have carried
the Buckeye state with whoop.
Having cleaned up the Lords work
pretty well around Duluth, the sancti-
fled Smithies now seems to have time
Or shaking the plum tree and handing
the fruit to some Of his inner circle.
After trip to Los Angeles, where
several swimming holes in the Pacific
presumably were inspected. director
Barnes was back in her seat at the
board of education meeting last week.
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If there really is anything in a
name, then leftenant-colonel Warren E.
Greene bellies the fact. He seems as
we'll seasoned as any worker in the
political vineyard known in these parts
for some years.
Congressman Carss is 50 silent and
secretive concerning his official acts in
Washington that some of the prole.
tariat are wondering if he has done
ANYTHING to make him ashamed of him.
self.
A little bunch of Fat BOYS, corpora.
ton lawyers and little boot-lickers of
Big Business believe in the closed shop
for their schemes but labor must get
along with the open shop and the ban.
ming of all union cards.