The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-05-02

All n, sends II;
Friend wife bought . bunch Of iettues
And. Immediately. she found
That. rnong other things 10 fret us.
Waters twenty cents the pound
.r hax. found n novel way 20 handle the money
shall save by not buying boone writes A. =. O. Il
intend 60 add ~ TO the money have saved By shaw
Ing myself polishing shoes manicuring my nails
and pressing my trousers. You have idea what
a big pile OF money this makes at the end Of the
year. I put the money out a, per cent and thus
make cents more
Wine. women and song after mex, month"; Nothing
doing sarsaparlia, . bunch OF neixhbors and
ukulee.
But. a. the round.r remarked abou, sarsaparia. II
can drink II sometimes ie, II alone"
Buy viciory Bonds-
And then again. you mish, say Uncle Sam Is going
IL Loan.
~ friend OF mine gave his seat to woman IN a
the rush hour yesterday evening and assured
mend bali tickle, for him." postcards C. +. But
he spoiled I, all by explaining to me that IL was his
bosss wife"
THE EARLY INVENTION or THE MOTOR BOAT
Back in 1917, The Swedish newspapers lam
bastng the United States for not sending food for
Scandinavia. and incidentally making oaustio refer
encos to certain foreign minister who spent much
time dashing thru the waters OF the archipelago in
his fast motor boa.-New York On. - Telegraph
western woman has opened school to teach
men how to propose Well. well! Are the to
do the proposing hereafter!
Take Home a quart" read the sign from the street
so Jim entered that liquor store;
And when he debouched, with suffering feet.
Looked like Jim was carrying more.
NEEDLE SOUP
1.-THE linotype thought we meant noodle" soup.
and we had a dickens Of time getting needle soup
from his type-setting machinc)
Our old friend Big BIZ Taft. says: sometimes a
slight error may have momcntous consequences
friend of mine went into n restaurant and ordered
noodle soup In the very first spoonful he discovered
needle
"1;eorgc' he cried 20 the walter. come here. See
what I found In the soup7 needle
George examined the needle critically and grinned
".Dats all right. sub, just little mistake suh just
typographical error. typographical error.
Dat needle should have been n noodle, subj
m You remember the time when Ben Harrison said
"a dollar day is enough for labor man.
YOU will be Interested in the following:
NEW YoRK.-Iouis woka. iaborer In tho steam
roller gang OF the Flushing street PAYERS Is hauled
to and from the scene Of his daily toll In his own
automobile, by his chauffeur and has 100000
In the bank.
SOAKING THE ANTESOAKS
Columbia Mo- officials confiscated whisky
from bootieggcrs being Ioath to irrgate the gut
tiers with stuff they stored II away AZ municipal
property. Now the federal revenue, collector insists
that the city pay tho revenue tax the ticker
Just as soon they have the Tobacco hors du com
bat so speak, will they turn their attention to the
Demon Gum?
How did you get your mustache into this
dltion?" asked the barber Guess I'll have TO take
II off"
"Al right. I tried to steal kiss from girl who
was chewing gum."-Kansas City Journal.
Waterford. ireland. has more brewcrics and disl
leries than any other town of its size In tho world