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The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Il You Need a Medicine
You Should Have tho Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
1t IS that so many products that are ex-
tensivey advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is PLAINTIFF article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine
medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says Take for
example DR.. klmer's Swamp-R Root.
preparation ! have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend for in
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits. as many of my customers testify
No other kidney remedy has so large
sale"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success of DIR.
kilmer's Swamp Root is due to the fact,
so many people claim, that it fulfills al
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
Y GU may receive sample bottle of
Swamp Root by Parcels Post. Address
DR.. kilmer & Co, Binghamton, \. Y,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug stores.-Ady.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
WORTHY TO AD0RN THRONE
Gifted East indian Empress Remem-
bered for Remarkable Beauty and
High Intellect.

Nuf Jahan, Light of the World. in
becoming empress had free scope to
establish her read and remarkable III
dividuality as great statesman. Il
brave warrior, noble ruler and a
most charming poeteSS. Her com
blned attractions of person and high in
tellect have left many vivid records.
Her creative faculties produced new
developments in beautiful flowing cos
tunes, of delicate designs and ar istic
workmanship, and in the setting of
jewels, the invention Of perfumes and
many other luxuries Of living.
Nur Jahan's name was associated on
the coin with that of Emperor ia
hangir, in his graceful conduct: by
order of the Emperor lahaugir, the
value of this coin is increased hun
dredfold by the name of the Empress
Jahan."
There are many instances of her
clever and Witty literary repartee, an
exchange remarks. One day Nur ia
han and Jahangir saw IA child playing
viii pdll Oh MOVERS. ne emperor
tried in vain To catch the ehild,s atten-
ton. and remarked to Nur Jahan
THE youthful sweetheart does not
turn toward us" To which she aptly
replied: while the flower is still a
bud it does not Shed lis perfume
On another occasion Jahangir, see
ing an old man with Il bent back, re-
marked: why do the word-eXperi-
enced old men walk with bent backsf''
Nur Jahan answered "Thcy are
searching under the dust for their lost
youth.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
AMERICANS
MAKING GOOD
AT SIXTY-FIVE

Don't worry about old age. A sound
man is good Mt any age. Keep your
body in good condition and you can be
as hale and hearty and able to do your
bit as when you were young fellow.
Affections of the kidneys and bladder
are among the leading causes of early
or helpless age. Keep them clean and
the other organs in working condition,
and you will have nothing to fear.
Drive the poisonous wastes from the
system and avoid uric acid accumuia-
tions. Take GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
Oil Capsules periodically and you will
find that you are as good as the next
fellow. Your spirits will be rejugc-
mated, your muscles strong and your
mind keen enough for any task.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules
will do the work. But be sure to get
the original imported GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules. They are re-
liable and should help you, or your
money will be refunded. For sale by
most druggists. In sealed packages
three sizes.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

The above is a likeness of Speaker
{. 2. Newton, who came thousand
miles from the west to preside in
the recent historic extra session MI
Newton says he is not IAN eleventh
hour convert" to suffrage, but adyo-
Gated the right of women to vote IN
former sessions of the General IS
sembly. lie represented his native
county of Lonoke. three sessions in the
house, then was elected last year Il
represent Pulaski county, being hon
ored with the speakership in the reel=
lar session last winter. Though Mr.
Newton is but 40. he has held some
responsible positions in the public ser
vice, being for six years supernten1-
ent of the Arkansas Confederate
Home. At q he was justice of the
peace in his native township; at %
he was in the Legislature, at "a head
of a state institution. and At 80
speaker OF the house He is the son
of a Confederate cavalry officer Mr..
Newton will endeayor to be promoted
to a state office next election, being
candidate for secretary of state He
is an experienced stump speaker. and
has a wide acquaintance. For II
years he was editor of a country pa
per. and is member of the Arkan-
sas Press Association.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
A SUMMER COLD

A cold in the summer time. as every
body knows. IS the hardest kind of a
cold TO get rid Of The best and quick
est way is to go to bed and stay there
if you can. with Il bottle Of "Bosehee's
Syrup handy to insure a good nights
rest, free from coughing. with easy ex-
pectoration in the morning
But if You cant stay in bed Won must
keep out of draughts. avoid sudden
changes, eat sparingly of simple food
and take occasional doses of Boschee's
Syrup. which you can buy nj any store
where medicine is sold, a safe and elf
cient remedy. made in America for more
than fifty years. Keep 1t hnndy.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
HEBER SPRINGS
WELCOMES UNION
FARMERS HOLD ANNUAL coz.
VeNTtON-MANY PROMINENT
VISITORS PRESENT.
SESSION LASTS FOUR DAYS
President Barrett Addresses Meeting
On Subject of Reconstruction AMI
Present Day Conditions-Agrl-
euItGrists in Attendance.

Hebcr Springs - TIE annual con
vention of the State Farmers Union
met here for a four days session.
Many delegates were present The
meeting was called to order by Dr.
Geo. L, Sands. state president. VII
liam T. Hammock. local attorney,
made the welcoming address. on be
half of the Chamber of Commerce,
which was responded 10 by A T. Da-
Wis, national secretary of the organi-
zation Then followed the welcome
address in behalf of the Farmers
McLester, county secretary of the
Farmers Union. and a response by
Judge J. y Doyle of Walnut Ridge.
c. NJ. Nixon, representing the
American Cotton Association, made a
lengthy address, which was followed
by another address by A. C Davis,
national secretary of the Farmers
Union, whose subject was THE Dedi-
cation of Farming Organizations as a
Factor in Reconstruction. \. J. F.v-
hIlSt 6looi7lullt " Ii iNiictI'p vi tic
Agricultural Bureau at Washington,
alos addressed the meeting. C. y
Newton Of Little Rock, speaker Of
the state House Of Representatives,
made general talk concerning labor
and reconstruction.
National President G. s. Barrett
Vas among the prominent speakers.
Ills subject WAS Reconstruction OF
the Country After the World War and
The Crisis That Is Now Following"
Little Rock, representing the Gin
ners' Association and Cotton Seed Oil
Companies, He discussed the oil
crushers with their relation to farm
ers of the state and recommended the
appointment Of a joint committee 10
work ont the differences that may
now exist between them. Dr. w. !.
Manglesdorf, state chemist, discussed
the question. Can the Commercial
Value of Cottonseed Be Determined
iv Clinical Analysis?" Jim G. Fer
pns0n. state commissioner OF mines
manufactures and agriculture, made
an address in behalf of the import
ance Of bonded warehouses to the ag-
rieultural and business interests Of
the stata hugh Crit. president Of
fhe RusseliVille Agricultural School,
gave an outline of the work being
done by the agricultural schools of
the state.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Proud DAUGHTER.

Rebeeca, age eight, was very proud
of her fathers rank as first iieuten-
ant. and grew quite indignant when a
ueighbor boy called him captain"
"Fll have you understand that my
daddy Is not a captain she said, hes
lieutenant"
"Oh, IT doesn't matter" replied the
boy. "he is IN officer"
Indeed, he is not an officer she
protested
Yes, dear. a lieutenant IS an on
Ger" interrupted Rebecea's mother.
We'll" persisted Rebecea. still de-
termined to maintain her daddy's dig
nifty nj all cost. hes not much of an
officer. Buffalo Commercial.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Ugh! CaIome| Sickens;; SaIivates!
Please Try Dodson's Liver Tone
am sincere. My medicine does not unset 1i,,or
and bowels SO you lose days work.

Iyo1.re bilious! Your liver is slug
~ You feel lazy, dizzy and all
Locked cut Your head is dull, your
Pngnq * coated; breath bad; stomach
Inr ana bowels constipated. But
dnt take saIivating calomel. 1t makes
Ln sick; you may lose a days work.
colomeI is mercury or quicksilver
Eh,rb causes necrosis of the bones
EaIomel crashes into sour bile like
Enomitp. breaking it up. That's when
En- feel that awful nausea and cramp-
be-.
If Won want TO enjoy the incest, gen
bost liver and bowel cleansing you
'vpr experienced just take a spoonful
u harmless Dodson's Liver Tone to-
'icbt Your druggist or dealer sells
ION bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
Or few cents under my personal
ronoy.baek guarantee that each spoon
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

full will clean your sluggish liver ber-
Ter than dose of nasty calomel and
that it won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. YouH know it next morn.
Ing because You will wake M feeling
me. Your liver will be working YOUR
headache and dizziness gone. vour
stomach will he sweet and your bowels
regular. You will feel like working.
you'll be cheerful; full of vigor and
ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can
not Saliyate. Give it to your children.
Millions of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead of dangerous ealo-
mel now. Your druggist will tell YOU
that the sale of calompl is almost
stopped entirely here.-Ady.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
PUT SWEARING UP TO BILL
Youthful Court Witnesses Probably
Considered Him an Expert in
That U.ne.

Four Witnesses, little fellows under
ten years of axe. testified in The So
8o0 damage SUIT of their playmate,
Theron TUigg. ON trial AT Marion in
The circuit court When they called
at the office Of the county clerk for
their fees they looked mighty big and
proud Acting an the world like they
had been Witnesses all their life. the
spokesman Of the party, in the name
of all. asked for the fees
But You must swear 10 the correct
ness Of your claim" The county clerk
said.
y puzzled look crossed the brow Of
the spokesman swear swear?' he
said, "aH right and he turned toward
one Of his companions. "Bili, YOU
swear Bill swore aud the money vas
paid over.-lndianupelis News.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
PhiIosophic Loser.

lie was a cheerful philosopher He
had Just lost a close game Of golf.
and his friends were sympatbizing
with him.
Don't sympathize with me. !" he said.
i've had great fun 1t was tough
match and | should liked to have won
il. but don't overlook the fact that I've
hal the joy Of good game. Save
your sympathy for the poor devil who
can't get any pleasure out of sport
unless ne wins"
If TINT isn't philosophy, We don't
know what 1t Is.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Easy to Win.

slmpering client called ON law
yer the other day and wanted him to
break the will of an uncle.
"All he left me WIS his libWawy,"
lisped the maidish man.
You say lie left you lihwawy."
demanded the lawyer, giving the chap
the once over but that he left money
to other people,
yeas it wath yewwy unkind of dear
uncle"
I'll break his Will" the man of law
declared "on the grounds of insanity"
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Sad Old Story.

You are socialist. are you not?e
No. sir"
what made YOU change your
mind?a
Il had some furds hat Ind earn
ed by leetarug Oh Socialism. Some Of
mt fellow Socialists found It ont and
decided it was time to divide even all
around :
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Cancellation for a Husband

Mrs HeHpeck-If lou marry Dick
you need never expect me 10 come 10
see you.
paughter-Just say that into The
gfamophone. went you, please?
Mrs. Henpeck-What forf
Daughter Want to give the record
10 Dick ns n wedding present.-Len-
don Bits.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
FOR SUMMER COLDS

Nothing gives quicker relief than
Vacher- Balm.
1t is harmless, and also relieves
Nervous Headache quickly. and any
superficial Inflammation in short
time.
Try il for Mumps, Hay Fever. or any
pain.
II you cannot buy il locally, send
for Free Sample, and Agents terms.
or send soc stamps for 25c tubes.
Avoid limitations.
T. W yAGHER, inc, New Orleans
La.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Shave With Cuticura Sosp

And double your razor efficiency as
well as promote skin purity, skin COM
fort and skin health. No mig. no
Shiny soap, no germs, no waste. no
irritation even when shaved twice
daily. One soap for all uses-shaving
bathing and shampooing.-
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Same as AlnX.

"Algy always reminds me Of puz
zIe."
In what way?'
Simple when you know it.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Lets George Do It.

How does Lazenby play golff"
"By proxy He sends the caddie over
the course. while he sits on the club
house veranda." Boston Evening
Transcript.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Money Not Everything.

Tryin TO figure everything out on a
dollar an cents basis IS dangerous
business, because there's thousands of
things worth more'n moHey.-EX-
change.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Lucky Foot

How WAS the show last night, old
man."
"Miscrable My foot went to sleep
and enviea it
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Something d fferent.

"oparatic robbers and brigaHas are
stale"
True
I'VE ought TO have something new"
Yep: might have Jazz bahditti. =
Louisville. Gourier=Jeurnal.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Indefinite

I'D like to get new stenographer
for Il spell" "Of what? Time or The
English langunge1'
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

Any womdn knows that It Is easy
10 get new dress for the party to
which her husband wants to go.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
His Job.

'.Pu. what is it the censor does?"
"Oh, just incense everybody. my
son. Boston Transcript
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Point of View.

HAS our client good case?"
Good for several thousand dollars
Evening Transcript
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
TOLD IN 4 FEW LINES.

Washington, D. C.-The following
men will direct the taking of the 1920
federal census in Arkansas: First,
Rudolph Ison. Marion; Second, Les
ter /. Gibson. Walnut Ridge; Third,
Nathan A. Freling, Harrison; Fourth,
Frank Anderson, Van Buren,; Fifth,
John Z. Chambers, Danville; Sixth,
Lamar Williamson, Monticello; Sew
enth. Joe L. Davis, Magnolia.
Little Rock. - The Arkansas Cor
poration Commission granted the pc
tition Of the Springdale Improvement
District for a certificate of conyen-
fence to construct and operate sew
age and waterworks system at
Springdale.
Little Rock-The authorized min
mum strength of the Arkansas Ma
tional Guard TO be organized at an
early date. is ZIP, including Off
GERS and enlisted men, according TO
information received at the Office of
Adj. Gal Llovd England.
Mountain View. ]. Jernigan
state agent of the Boys and Girls
clubs, has appointed County Agent ].
s. Ready as one of the instructors for
the short course in agriculture, to be
held in independence county August
26-3O.
ozark.-The 14-year-old daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Reel of near
this place was instantly killed when
struck by lightning. She was sitting
in the window at the home on John
Bonds farm. near Webb City, singing
4 Am Coming Home to You, Lord .
when the bolt struck her
Stephens.-Rain has not fallen fol
>ix weeks in this immediate vicinity
ana the cotton crop has deterorated
much because of the dry, hot weather
iced cops and potatoes will De ruin
cd if rain { g not come soon.
Asbdov n.-Women members of the
PRESBYTERIAN church have purchased
property adjoining the church build
ing and will use the residence as
community social assembly hail.
Mountain Home.-The crop situa.
ton in Baxter county was much i'm
proved by the general rain which
swept the county:
Rogers Rogers is TO have one of
the best bands in northwest Arkan-
sas. The business men have organ.
lied 10 get behind the organization.
Little Rock.-Two thousand pounds
of T. n. r, one of the most destruc-
live of explosives, has been allotted
to Arkansas BY the Department Of
Agriculture at Washington to be used
IN road construction.
Charleston.-The 1919 school enum-
Grafton for Charleston shows that
there are 352 white and 50 negro
children Of school age. total OF 4O2.
Mammoth Spring .-Work has start
cd on the $4,000 addition to the
Mammoth Spring High School.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

To a strictly honest man bankruptcy
is only an extension of time In which
to pay what he owes.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

If everybody were TO talk about his
trophies most of us would hear moth
Ing else
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

The war has made table linen very
valuable. The use Of Red Cross Ball
Blue viii add to its wearing qualities.
Use II and see All grocers, sc.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

Speaking of conservation, the mo-
ton lost in rolling cigarettes might
cultivate an empire.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

Get busy aud attend To business
but be sure 1t is your own business.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Heard in a Restaurant.

as there too much dressing on your
salad. sir?'
Eyes; take 1t back and undress It."
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

Make a noise Ike dollar aud the
world will give YOU the glad hand
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

Little Rock.-The Rev f. P. AL
dredge. acting as commissioner 81
the Board of General Managers Of the
100000 Baptist fund, in making
survey of the needs of Arkansas has
written TO Pine Bluff. Texarkana, Hell
ena Fort Smith. Jonesboro, Hot
Springs and FL Dorado TO see if these
places arc in need of hospitals Il is
planned to erect large state hospi-
tai in Little Rock before the end Of
the fiye-year period and within the
next 10 to Is years to open Sc
ries of regional hospitals in various
points in the state.
Little Rock = Capt F. e fndlev,
formerly of Grayette, this state, who
Is on a brief leave Of absence FROM
his duties at the Hazelhurst Flying
Field, near New York, was in Little
Rock arranging to take a position IN
one Of the state departments after
receiving his discharge. The official
American records credit Capt Find
british figures cre6it him wnh Z,
making him second only TO Ricken-
hacker in the number brought down.
Little Rock.-Former Senator J. O.
A Bush of Prescott is considering en-
tering the race for governor at the
next primary, according to informal
ton obtained at the capitol The for
ner senator is the third possible"
candidate from Prescott Eek Cot,-
gresham T c. McRae has ANNOUNCE
ed he will be in the race and Circuit
Judge Haynie being mentioned as a
probable candidate.
Searcy-The charge of manslaugh
ter against Miss RoXie Deal, former
Kensett school teacher. as the result
of the death of Miss Bess Modlin.
aged II, of Kensett, whom Miss Deal
was alleged to have punished severe-
", was reduced to assault in Circuit
Court here and the defendant fined
s25.
a
Don't Fall Behind urging honora-
bly, discharged soldiers to retain
their war risk insurance. is being sent
To all men in Arkansas who served
during the war with Germany. by the
djutant generals office
Rassellville = The Pope County
Sunday School Convention convened
in Russellville for a two days ses-
sion. DR. IL f. Tcalle of Kansas
CITY. Mo; H. B. Patterson and
Frank L. James are among the noted
Sunday school workers in attend
ance
Little Rock-The marriage of Miss
Eugenia Reed of Loneke to United
States Marshal Andrew j. Walls was
performed in the parlors of a local
hotel by the Rev. l.. +. y. Hundley
of Lonoke, formerly of Little Rock.
Fort Smith.-Stewards of the First
Methodist Church. South, awarded a
contract to build the new Methodist
Church at North Fifteenth and 3
streets. The building will cost from
$4,000 TO $4,000 exclusive of fur
nishings which will cost $4,000 ad-
ditional.
FL Dorado-A meeting of the resi-.
dents Of this county has been called
10 determine If there is way by
which the farmers can be relieved Of
dipping their cattle. A large attend
ance is expected.
Batesyille-Sidney Wells, county
examiner, and DR.. w. B. Lawrence,
county health officer. inspecte |
schools Sanitary and health condi-
tions " are reported to be good.
Batesville-The Rev. A. F. Cagel,
formerly of Hope, has arrived to be-
cone pastor of the First Baptist
church.
Russellville-The labor organiza-
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

That man is idle who does less than
he can
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

The lucky man can afford to pose
IS disbeliever in luck.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Firm Believer.

she-Do you believe ignoran'
Hiss?
He-Why?
she-You seem so happy.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
|BIL-i0USNESS
Caused by
Acid

II people who are bilious are treated ac-
zcordlng to local symptoms they seldom get
very much better. Whatever relief is OBJ
Il aine1 IS usually temporary. Trace bilious
mess To its source and remove the cause ana
Ishe chances that the patient will re
main strong and healthy.
Doctors say that more than 10 non
Iorganic diseases can be traced to Acid
stomach Bilousness is one of them. indt-
Igestiou. heartburn. belchings sour stomach.
bloat and gas other sisns Of acid
stomach. EATOEIC, the marvellous modern
stomach remedy. brings quick relief from
|1hese stomach miseries which lead to long
brain Of ailments that make life miserable
III not corrected
EATo&IG literally absorbs and carries
|away the excess acid. Makes the stomach
strong cool and comfortable. Helps diges
It0n, improves the appetite and you then
|get full strength from your food. Thousands
|say that EAToNIC is the most effective
Stomach remedy in the world. II is the help
YOU need. Try it on cur money back If
not satisfied guarantee. At all druggists.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
| ows My Life to PERUNA

MIR. Mckinley's letter
brings cheer to all who
may be sufferers as he
was. Read it:
II can honestly say that owe
my lie to peruna. After some of
tho best doctors in the country
gave me up and told me ! could
not live another month, Perunn
saved me. Travelling from town
to town. throughout the country
and having to go into all kinds
of badly heated stores and build
ings, sometimes standing up for
hours at time while plying my
trade as aucttoneer. 1t is only
natural that L hnd colds fire.
Quently! so when this would
occur ] paid little attention to II,
until last December when | con-
tracted a severe case, which.
through neglect on my part
settled on my lungs. When nj
most TOO late. l began doctoring.
but. without avail, until I heard
OF Peruna. IL cured me; SO !
cannot praise IL too highly"
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

The smallest of men is the stingy
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15
Undeniable.

u assume this article is strictly
original" Il suppose it must have
been with somebody"
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

Stephens.-Bain has not fallen foi
>ix weeks in this immediate yicinity
ana the cotton crop has deterlorated
much because of the dry, hot weather.
iced cops and potatoes will be ruin
cd if rain { = not come soon.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

Mountain View. J. Jernigan
state agent of the Boys and Girls
clubs, has appointed County Agent ].
s. Ready as one of the instructors for
the short course in agriculture, to be
held in independence county August
$500
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

Little Rock.-The authorized min
mum strength of the Arkansas Ma
tional Guard. to be organized at an
early date. is ZIP, including Off
GERS and enlisted men. according TO
Informal on received at the office of
Adj. Gal. Llovd England
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

Ashdov n.-Women members of the
PRESBYTERIAN church have purchased
property adjoining the church build
inp and will use the residence as a
community social assembly hall.
The Monticellonian., 1919-08-15

Batesville.-Th Rev. A. F. Cagel,
formerly of Hope, has arrived to be-
cone pastor of the First Baptist
church.