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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-07-20
R1cHMoNp rIMEs-D1sPATcH SUNDAY, JULY %, 1919.

taken out Of the piano TO give him
every chance
He had a few minutes conversation
with the clarinet PLAYER on he sub
Ject OF walls and means.
This was followed by brief con-
spiracy with the drummer. who went
out and borrowed a motor horn and
two hand bells. tho notes OF which
were matter OF conjecture.
Now" said tho expert from Amor
lea. play II through once more"
At the top OF the building was cat
belonging TO the housekeepcr. The
latter said she found the cat four
streets away after the rehearsal. 1t
had Il dazed expression on its face
and had looked thoughtful ever since.
'By observing these simple rules.
tho expert said afterward, almost any
fvc competent bandsmen can be made
into Jazz band"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-07-20
CLAIMS WEDDING RECORD
Returned Soldier Mnrries Sweetheart
of Prc-Nur Days in Double
Quick Time.

TOPEKA. kANS., July l?.-Worth
Lewis. former One hundred and
Thirty Seventh Infantry soldier here,
claims the record for a speedy mar
rage after his return. Despite the
rumors of many boys of the Thirty
nth Division. marrying i'll France.
Lewis camo home single. The hrst
thing he did was TO call up his sweet
heart. May Marion. OF RosSvillc.
Name the day, May" he told her
How would tomorrow do, WORTH"
she answered. Suits me-" was his
reply. So. wearing two wound stripes
and two service stripes. he went with
his bride to-be 10 the courthouse the
neat day and secured the license.
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not otherwise credited
local news published here
tion OF special dispatches
- SUNDAY, il
---
:,%:; Mae
( ! : :
IN "
~ @EE1
Z "
Now that the thre
is gone and pending
hydrophobia scare, Il
who usually attend I
structing freak presi
Democratic party. a,
some really fantastic,
Former King FerC
doubt regrets that |
commendable quality
duCss one TO patroni
tutiens. He had ST.
tiles on deposit in a |
curities have just be-
tn, British governme
TIL, people OF Ame,
$4,000. 100000 the!
war, but they want
not be forced to eng;
in the future. They
contained in the per
covenant. and woe &c
lends countenance 10
now charged with car
The very latest an
international jokes /
Mexico, which has {
mediator 10 restore !
Nicaragua. Quite matt
declined the offer o.
the peace makers, !
that it could hardly
fishing for its neighbc
years been unable &c
President Wilson
half of a more gen
Mobilization of wount
marines. Republican
of economy, cut the
pitiful S6,000,000, v
vetoed the bill. Now
measure amended so
600 for this purpos,
sufficient. but it see
pared with the cost
these men suffered Il,
Republicans who
dental hope in ilohn
ing about the ..gcpei:;
In truth, they do NO
Republican. a Democ
litical preferences o
searci. for evidence
unearthed the fact 3,
days he taught a sc
Southern Missouri.
acclaim him a Repu
flimsy. but il may
ganization so hard pr
At the very incep
time reconstruction
most within its gras
OF the seas, its ship
lazily at anchorage
Of a seamen's strike.
sells are tied up, a
while other countrie
world are demand
Meantime. other n
situated, are losing
to regain the advani
Ing the war. II y
present opportunity
another for generau
Because Congress
light itself, it is nc
to override the wish
Of people who regard
of their health and J
II daylight saving sc
farmers OF the ceuI
there might be sol
upon repeal OF the !;
to be a blessing TO Il
lation. So long as
not be urged again
species of class leg
detrimental 10 the i
is promotive OF the
-
1t is said that I
waiting" as It refer
ton, is about 10 be
ington administratio
dissatisfaction with
lions In Mexico, 1t
the President with
has come for the ad
sive policy TO fore
orderly conditions
While no direct III
been made TO the
has been warned tn
the United States
respect to putting q.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-07-20
SUNDAY, il

Now that the thre
is gone and pending
hydrophobia scare, Il
who usually attend I
structing freak presi
Democratic party. a
some really fantastic,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-07-20

Former King FerC
doubt regrets that
commendable quality
duGes one TO patrOni
tutiens. He had So
tiles on deposit in a
curities have just be-
tn, British governme
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-07-20

TIL, people OF Anne,
$4,000. 100000 the,
war, but they want :;
not be forced to eng;
in the future. They
contained in the per
covenant. and woe &c
lends countenance 10
now charged with car
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-07-20

consumers appliances for the ordinary
purposes Of domestic lighting. heating
ana cooking. SO that the gas delivered
can he burned n these appliances with
safety and efficiency
The companies running the different
uhdcrtakincS would be free TO 1T the
caIoric value that suits the capacity
OF their plants without consulting the
government but they will be expected
70 take part in the joint consultations
OF the manufacturers and the gas COM
panies that VIII have TO decide on the
standardization OF burners and other
appliances for burning gas of a limited
CalOric value.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-07-20

The very latest an
international jokes /
Mexico, which has {
mediator 10 restore !
Nicaragua. Quite matt
declined the offer o.
the peace ma kers, !
that it could hardly
fishing for its neighbc
years been unable &c
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-07-20

Republicans who
Dental hope in iIohn
ing about the ..geper;
In truth. they do no
Republican, a Democ
litical preferences o
searci. for evidence
unearthed the fact 1,
days he taught n sc
Southern Missouri.
acclaim him a Repu
aimsy, but il may
ganization so hard pr
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-07-20
KICK is OVERRATED
Expert Skaters Hopes of TippIers
Who 1iad Counted on
RQfSIn,

CHICAGO. July le.-The latest icon
oc!nst 10 get busy taking the JOY out
Of life is one Felix Mendelsohn, who is
arranging beverage exhibition 10 be
held here this ALI.
According 10 Mendelsohn, the vets
have been expecting too much of tho
rhisin. That is. they have oyeresti-
mated its ability.
1T contains" says Mendeisohn
'nonecroman whereby II can change
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-07-20
The Seminole Launched mt Tum,,
lBy Associated Pres,

TAMPA. FLA. Julv Ie-Tbo S.,;
no!e. a,50o-ton steel ship. was success
!g!Iy launched by the oscar Daniels
COMPANY a, $40 this morning. Th;s
IS me f"urth ship Of this size launchcd
by them. She MAS named for ,be 80,
o, Mann IN recognition for excellent
Work done during Victory loan cam.
pa.gns by that city.
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look else
a 'kick.Il
yeast and
chapter
A featt
a soda {
matinee e
judges. f,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-07-20

President Wilson
half OF a more gen
Mobilization of wount
marines. Republican
of economy, cut the
pitiful 100000, v
vetoed the bill. Now
measure mended so
600 for this purpos,
sufficient. but it see
pared with the cost
these men suffered II
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-07-20

water into wine--or grape juice into
sparkling burgundy
1T can't be DONE" explains Mcndel--
sohn. 1T will be asking too much OF
the ra!sin. Those who were pinninE
their faith on tho raisin when the
country goes dry might just as we'll
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
MARRIED IN BATHING SUITS
Ceremony Certainly Saved Bride and
Groom Considerable Expense In
Wedding Finery.

The funniest wedding / ever saw
was when camping last summer, writes
Il correspondent of the Chicago Trib-
une. A girl friend and her father
were there and she met young man
whom she grew fond Of in n short
time. One night he asked her father
for her hand, hut father objected be-
cause of the short acquaintance. The
next morning the couple met and
planned to elope. but somehow father
got WISE" so this was spoiled. When
swimming that afternoon, they met
again and the girl happened to men,
ton that her, father had gone to the
village and would not return until eve
ming. The hoy said: This Is our
time" A minister was on the shore
and they went to him and asked to be
married at once. The ceremony was
performed on the beach. the couple
attired in their bathing suits.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
GROWING ORCHARD ON FARMS
To Insure Continuous Supply Of Fruit
New Trees Should De Planted
Every Few Years.

SBy c. W. RAPP, Department Of Horti-
culture. Oklahoma A. and N. College,
Stillwater.)
A growing orchard should be found
on every farm. Though most farms
have an orchard Of some kind, the
trees, unless young, are constantly dy-
ing. An orchard is made like an army
in time Of war. Each tree Is fighter.
The battle Of the orchard Is against
nature-dry weather, disease, insects,
high winds, and old age. These COM
bined factors are battling against the
orchard and there are losses.
The life Of the average Oklahoma
orchard Is not long, and unless the dy-
ing trees are replaced the necessary
fruit must be purchased. Many dead
and dying orchards may now be seen
throughout the state. In order to
guard against such q condition, a few
new trees should be started every
few years. This insures continuous
supply Of fruit and some healthy.
growing trees. There should be no
blank files in the home orchard.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
AS YOUNG AS
YOUR KIDNEYS

The secret Of youth is ELIMINA-
TON OF POISONS from your body.
This done, you can live to be a hundred
and enjoy the good things Of life with
AZ much pep" as you did when in the
epringtime OF youth. Keep your body
In good condition, that's the secret.
Watch the kidneys They filter and
purify the blood, all Of which blood
passes through them once every three
minutes. Keep them clean and in
proper working condition and you have
nothing to fear. Drive the poisonous
wastes and deadly uric acid accumuLa-
lions from your system. Take GOLD
MEDAL Hanrlem Oil Capsules and you
viii always be in good condition. You
viii feel strong and vigorous. with
steady nerves and elastic muscles.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil CAPSULES
are imported direct from the labora-
tories at HARLEM, Holland.
They are a reliable remedy which
has been used by the sturdy Dutch for
over 200 years, and has helped them
to develop into one Of the strongest
and hearthiest races Of the world. Get
them from your druggist. Do not take
Q substitute. In sealed packages
three sizes.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30

.EQNOTES&Bse

Duchess pear is one Of the strong
est growing dwarfs.
It is q poor farm that cannot af-
ford a strawberry patch.
Do not send out your apples or pears
In a shoddy barrel or box. You lose
money every time you do it.
1t Is we'll worth while to 20 to con-
siderable pains to set fruit trees in
straight lines In all directions.
Gooseberries do not require severe
pruning but are benefited by removing
the old broken or diseased canes.
One great mistake in the manage
ment of dwarf pear trees is in not
heading back the top branches.
In removing large branch as much
care as possible should be exercised
to remove it with as little injury to
the tree as possible.
Neglect of the orchard Is never all
harvested the first year. It's results go
on for number of years. and always
to the diminishing of the pocketbOok's
contents.
Never use manure in contact with
the roots of vines or trees. A good
fertilizer on top of the ground will do
good.
No use to plant bush-fruit in poor
ground. II should be plowed deeply.
thoroughly worked up with good sta
BILE manure before bushes are set out.
Every fruit grower should have a
business Office, if it is no more than
part of desk. Here should be kept
all records, accounts, orders and ref
e-ence books.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30

few cents under my persono,
tee that 1t will clean your =. su'a
liver better than NASTY COL, ut1
won't make you sick and WOW
anything you want without ~ a
waited. Your druggist guar,D,a
each spoonful will start voS'
clean your bowels and straios.. y
up by morning or you get Won,
back Children gladly take D.
Liver Tone because 1t is pleas,,, !.
ing and doesn't grippe or cr,~'
make them sick.
I am selling millions Of ho,a..
DodsOn'S Liver Tone TO nsOr,.
have found that this pleas,n,
table liver medicine takes the Vi.
dangerous calOmel. Buy one ho,s
my sound, reliable guarapta. \
your druggist about me.-Adv
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Exit Dishtowels.

No more sticky plates and Do
dishes dried on dishtOwels.
These are two of the hmp
which the Y. NJ. c. A. training /"
for home assistants Is STANDING
school was started In answer
demand for home assistants y
new domestic service plan wn'u
come into the central brancn =
ment bureau. Within the w
months 800 calls for home ass'
have come in, and 1IO have Oe''
fully filled.
"rhere should never De
plate after the home assistant y
ished the course" Miss o'''
White, placement secretary s.
girls are taught how 10 make us =
soda preparation for cleanslns J,
box. the kitchen closets e'e, ~
TO clean a sink and a Sl'cH''
so that II shines. ~,
"Dishes are never dried WIN 4
towel. but always scalded ana =
to dry without a streak.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
False Kicks.

Postmaster General BurlesOn said
at Washington reception:
"SOme of the complaints and at.
lacks that the post Office hears re-
minds me irresistibly of the chap
who went trout fishing.
"This chap returned empty-handed
from his trip, and his wife said to him
in some surprise:
"Didn't you catch any trout at all.
GeorgeT
"'Oh, yes,' said he. Il caught 25
fine. large trout, but they were stolen
from me on the train
well, never mind. George said his
wife. You've brought home a brand
new fish story, anyhow"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Ca|ome| Today! Sick Tomorrow!
! Guarantee Dodson's Liver Tons
Don't take nasty, dangerous calomel when h;o,
constipated, headachy. Listen to me,

CalOmel makes you sick; you lose n
days work. Calomel is quicksilver
and 1t salivates; calomel Injuries your
liver.
If you are bilious. feel lazy, slug
gish and all knocked out, if your bow
els are constipated and your head
aches or stomach is sour, just take a
spoonful Of harmless DOdsOn's Liver
Tone instead of using sickening, sail
waiting calomel. DodSon's Liver Tone
is real liver medicine. You'll know II
next morning because you will wake
up feeling fine, your liver will be work
ing. your headache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and bow
els regular. You will feel like work
ing. You'll be cheerful; full Of vigOr
and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells you q
bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone for q
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Deadly Frenzy of MOSQUITO.

The so-called water dog" of the Pa
cific coast of the United States is n
newt five to eight inches long, Though
quite immune ID natural enemies itself,
il destroys all mosquitoes within its
range. and in the experiments of Prof.
\. c. Chandler. of the Oregon Agricul-
tural college. a single individual, may
devour 200 mosquito larvae in hours,
besides killing as many more. This
harmless creature may be placed in
pools ond streams where no fishes
could exist.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
bELCHING
Caused by
Acid-StonlacFl

Let EATONIC. the, wonderful modern
stomach remedy. give you quick relief
from disgusting beichins. food-repeatips.
Indigestion. bloated. gassy stomach, dyspep-
sia, heartburn and other stomach miseries
They are all caused by Acid-Stomach from
which about nine people out OF ten suffer
In one way or another. One writes as fol-
lows: Before used EATONIC. could not
eat bite without beiching II right up. sour
and bitter I have not had . bit of trouble
since the first tablet"
Millions are victims OF Acid-Stomach
without knowing IL. They are weak and
ailing. have poor digestion, bodies imprsD-
erly nourished although they may eat heart
lily. Grave disorders are likely to follow II
an acid-stomach 10 neglected. Cirrhosis OF
the liver. intestinal congestion. gastritis.
catarrh OF the stomach-these are only Q
few Of the many ailments often caused by
Actd-Stomaeh.
A sufferer from Catarrh Of the Stomach
Of IL years standing writes: "I had catarrh
Of the stomach for IL long years and I never
found anything to do me any good-Just
temporary reiief-until used EATONIC II
Ia wonderful remedy and do not want to
II you are not feeling quite right-iack
energy and enthusiasm and don't know Just
whore to locate the trouble--try EATONIC
and see how much better you will feel In
evlry way.
At all drug stores-a big box for soc and
your money back II you are not satisfied
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Centipcdc a Fly Killer.

The centipede is found pretty much
Jall over the world. The species com
mon in the United States Scuti-
gero foreceps, was reported over
twenty years ago as devoting the
nights TO killing house flies. Later
IN observer detected one in the
act of capturing butterfly much
larger than itself The insect
remains concealed during the day I'M
der doorstepS or window frames. or
In any crevice sufficiently large to
hide its numerous appendageS
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Most Famous Chinese Dish

What has been considered by ORR
entail epicures rs the daintiest dish in
China, the birds nest. is the product
of the sea swallow. which constructs
its nest of a gelatinous substance
taken from sea moss. The Chinese
method Of preparing the nests for the
table is to soak them and boil them
in milk until they are very tender.
Then they are placed in clear soup
and are ready for use. On his trip
to China. General Grant was much
feted. and one of the dishes set be-
fore him was the birds nest.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Work That Would Keep Several Per-
sons Buoy for Hours ls Accomplish
Cd Ia q Few Minutes by the Machine

much tedious work and sorts the prod
uct satisfactorily. The frame Is built
the same as an ordinary screen, the
back and sides being S-inch boards
1t should be about 3 feet wide at the
large end and tapered to Is inches.
This forms q frame somewhat the
shape of q crude rOwbOat. The jog
gle cam should be made OF hardwood,
while the Slated bottom may be of
any material available. The distance
between the Stats Is determined by
the product to be sifted. Turning the
crank rapidly vibrates the Slated sec
ton up and down, separating the large
and small fruits and running them in
to different barrels.-L. b. Robbins,
Harwich, Massachusetts,. in Popular
Mechanics Magazine.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30

Sergt. NJ. J. ODER has re-enlisted in
eighth time-signifying over 81 years
Of active service. record which en-
titles him to the distinction of being
the oldest marine in the service. He
has been on duty in every port in the
world, and was for time stationed in
the Philippines and China. Sergeant
ODER is now stationed in Washington
in the office of Secretary of Navy Dan
ielS
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Sympathy.

"What is that sOng-and-dance team
supposed to be dOing?"
II believe they call their sketch A
Night in Venice.
Thanks. These poor Venetians
must have some awful nights. "-Bir-
bingham Age-Herald.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Nan Knnw Who He Mean.

Bachelor (chirpily)-""s,,'s.I I,
how's everything" Beneai''
ily)-"Oh, she's all r'En', . nd
We don't care how wise = 49,, -
his wife can prove in five mlD'''
he's a six-cylinder IDIOT
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
BERRIES READY FOR MARKET
Raspberries and Biackberries Mold
Very Quickly Unless Given
Good Ventilation.

II the air Is close and humid and
you do not expect to start for market
until the next morning, 1t is better not
to crate the raspberries and blackber-
ries until you are ready t. start. Both
fruits mold very quickly unless there
is good ventilation.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Keen Electric Fan BUSY

An electric fan properly placed in an
open doorway or window will quickly
case away the flies and mosquitoes
and doubtless scatter the mischief
making microbe.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Strateuy.

Subeditor-Nothing doing in the
news line today.
EDITORIAL right. Put a pair of
trousers on the Office cat, photograph
him. and We'll run Il special on the
oldest living man in the town.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
cutioura soothes Baby Rashes.

Cutloura Soothes Baby Hashes.
That itch and burn with hot baths
Of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointinSs Of Cuticura OintmeRt.
Nothing better. purer. sweeter. espe-
cially IL little Of the fragrant Cuti-
cura Talcum Is busted on at the 9n-
ish. &c each everywhere.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
SORTING HOPPER is USEFUL
Machine Saves Much Tedious Work
and Sorts Berries and veseta-
bIes Satisfactorily.

Berries and small vegetables bring
highest market prices when sorted ac-
cording to quality and size. Ordina-
rily this Is done by hand. A sorting
hopper of the design illustrated saves
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Couldn't See Il.

Fortune Teller (reading cards)--"You
have money coming to you. but no sick
ness whatever" Client-"That's slngu-
lari I'm the new doctor across the
way"-BostOn Transcript.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
FOR SUMMER coins

Nothing gives quicker relief
Vacher-Balm.
1t is harmless. and also NJ,
Nervous Headache quickly, and
superficial inflammation in A,
time.
Try it for Mumps, Hay Fever, q
pain.
II you cannot buy It LOCALLY,
for a Free Sample, and Agents b
or send SOC stamps for 2 DC tub,
Avoid limitations.
T.. w. VACHER, inc, New Oh
La.-Adv. =.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Slam at the Gentle Ca

IF dar was any Sho"nuff ha,,.,
mermaidS," said Uncle Eben, n \
human ladies would git iealou,
drown deirse'fs tryin' TO imita,. !
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30

Pride has but two seaSons-a for
ward spring and an early fall.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Lots Better.

Smiley hope you won't mind if |
bring Il couple of friends home to din
ner tonight, my dear?
Mrs. Smiley-Oh, no; that is better
than being brought home by a couple
OF friends after dinner.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Ian Merchants in Phll'p y

OF the approximately . i va =
csc in the philippines
70 he merchants.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
lmoortsnt to Mothere

The expected may happen unex.
pectedly.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30

Steam may he a good servant but Ii
blows up it's master.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-08-30
Fifty-Fifty.

Fifty-Fifty.
First Yegg-Money is plentiful
Second Yegg-So is cops; 50 4
de use?