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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1919-01-10
ROOSEVELT

One of the recent issues of Life
included caricature which probably
attracted wide notice. AS the man IN
the moon there was pictured President
Wilson with satisfied smile, while on
the sandy shore, against which the
waves of the Atlantic were tapping
there was Colonel Roosevelt carlcatured
as bull dog barking at the moon.
The picture was strikingly drawn and
done only few weeks ago when the
artist could not have imagined that one
of the principal figures in this strong
politica cartoon would so soon cease his
barking.
Even those who found certain salts
faction in the picture of the once doml-
nant Roosevelt barking at the Wilson
moon must have felt al the first news of
his death that something more than
"barker" had passed from the political
scene. and have since mourned that even
his barking will be heard no more.
There is something noticeable about
the manner in which many OF the papers
announced his death. Had it occurred
few wears ago. while Roosevelt was
at the zenith of popularity it is proba-
HE that not one out of a dozen news
naners would have restrained them
selves from the custom of olden days to
turn their column rules into mourning
borders, and to have devoted practically
their entire edition to tributes, to pic
lures. and to review at every angle all
bis remarkable career. To just about
half the extent which would have then
obtained, the papers have presented the
story of his death and summary OF his
life.
1t is easy enough to say as a general
itv that Roosevelt was 1.-THE greatest
American of our generation, not IN
political sense, but with the picture be-
fore us of a man who had lived to the
full His career of three score years
was begun with slight promise OF ms
ever weathering such storms OF lie as
he was later to encounter. AS a boy
more or less of weakling, he had so
weighed his own chances of surviving
that he deliberately set out to ADJUST
his mental and physical effort so as to
make of himself strong man. he
could have hardly foreseen the success
of his effort, bit as an apostle OF
strenuous life he jumped from one
thing to another with such characters
tic delight that the whole world came to
watch him, and large part of it to ap-
plaud his theories.
Unlike many who have deliberately
set out to acquire strength, Roosevelt
never went over into that superhuman
class of which Mr.. Hohenzollern was an
exemplar. He was intensely human
and shared at some time or other in his
Kaleidoscope career all of the emotions
of an ordinary American citizen, guided
on his path by tactful and prudent
helpmate in Mrs. Roosevelt, and blessed
with a family which is honoring his
name. He shared with others only his
successes and his delight in living; his
failures and i'll luck he submerged as
much as possible and tried to make his
own fortitude in the face of a0versity
an example for all who would be strong
under handicap.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1919-01-10
CARRY ON

THE American people have demonstrated the vaue Of thrift
to the individual as we'll as the nation.
THE BURLINGTON TRUST co. advocated thrift long
before the made such essential factor in winning
the
THE BURLINGTON TRUST CO. still advocates it as
national virtue that should be assduously cultivated.
The interest and extra dividends" paddy THE BURLG
TON TRUST co. incentive to thrift.
In addition the guaranteed of four per cent and as
demonstrating the muuap feature of its business THE
BURLINGTON TRUST co. has for several years past
declared extra dividends to its depositors
THE BURLINGTON TRUST CO. will make another such
dividend on February first 1912
During each Liberty Loan drive THE BURLINGTON
TRUST co. has urged its depoSitors support the Gov
eminent ard has provided the according their
needs.
As the country gradually the normal conditions of
the pre-war period this bank expects that may again
be helpful In the sort OF service that Il has rendered
to its patrons during the past thirtY-fiv years
THE BURLINGTON TRUST CO. offers the security of
its vaul-without charge-or the safe keeping of Gov
eminent Bonds and prepared at all times to boy sell
these securities.
THE BURLINGTON TRUST CO. invites correspondence
concerning the investment and management of the prop
erty of those who wish to be relieved Of and response
blity sno from those desiring corporate executor or
Trustee.
CITY HALL seUAsE-NoRTH BURLINGTON, VT.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1919-01-10

# you haze something 1rOrth selling
it surely should be lOOrth telling about.
II you don't advertise it the public
wOn't knO1v you haze it.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1919-01-10
CHARLES E. CRANE
Editor and Business Manager.

ONE YEAR in Vermont. ...... .$lW
ONE YEAR outside Vermont. l25
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1919-01-10

Every dollar subscribed
goes to the Relief
Work
All expenses are pri-
vately met
All funds are cabled
through the Depart
ment of State
All funds are distrib-
uted through U. S.
Consuls or American
Agencies
Our Government is pre-
vented from giving aid
The Red Cross is not
organized for Relief
Work in these sections
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-11-29

Juz wiele razy pisali5my o po-
treble lego swiadectwa, lecz wi
docznie wielu sekretarzy uwazalo
to sobie "a rzecz mniejszej wagi'
Dzisiaj, po raz ostatni oglasza--
my, re Oddzial, ktory ME dos;ar-
czy swiadectwa Spowiedzi Wiel-
kanocnej pred nastepnem posie-
dzeniem W grudniu Zarzadu Clio
wnego z~ostanie wsisug przepi--
sow Konstytucyi suspendowany.
Czfonkowie i czionkinie nalezq-
cy do innych parafii, niz Oddziaf,
musza p~rzedstawic swiadectwa
swoich X. Proboszczow, abb
dwu innych czionkow, lub czlon-
kin Oddziafu Sekr. Prot.
Z bratniem pozdrowieniem,
Zarzad Glowny Macie-
rzy Polskiej.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-11-29
DO oDDZIALoW MACIERZY
PoLsKIEJ

Rok Sejmowy nadchodzi!
w miesiacu grudniu, ma pred
rocznych posiedzeniach przypada
ia wybory urzednikow i urzedni-
GEEK we wszystkich oddzialach
nwaszej organizacyi Macierzy Pol
skiej.
Z okazyi tel, przyPominamy a
by przy wyborach uwazano pre-
dewszystkiem ma dobro Macierzy
Polskiej, a TEN samem dobra swe
go Oddziaiu; PREY wyborach ME
trzeba kierowac sic wzgledami O.
sobistymi lecz przedewszystkiem
baczyc ma zdolnoSci. charakter j
usposobienie kandydujacych ma
urzedy W swych Oddzialach.,
Pred przystapieniem do wy
boru nalezy najprzod wyznaczyt
wynagrodzenia czyli pehsye, ia
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-11-29

Dziatwa s1kolna re wspOfudZiaiem
starszych os0b, urzadza W n~iedziele,
dnia Ago grudnia, b. r., o godzinie
PEI popo1udniu, W sail parafialnej sw.
Wiadyslawa, wieczorek towarzyski.
Doch6d przeznaczony ma potrzeby pa
rafii. Ojcowie i matki, siostry bracia
dziatwy szkolnej, winni wziat jak maj
liczniejszy udzial W tym wieczorku.
Robotnicy zabieraja sic do asfalto-
wanna ulic " dzielnicy. Wywo2enie zie-
mi z ulic, juz W tych dniach rozpocze-
to. Gdy robota bedzie uko1czona, ,dziel-
Mica wygladaG bedzie o wiele piekniej.
u powodu nieprzewidzianych przy--
czyn, przedstawienie sztnki mad WI
s}a", kt6ra mial wystawic ma scenic "
sail parafialnej miejscowy Choir sw.
Cecylii jutro wieczorem, Dostaia odlo-
iona ma Gas nieograniczony. Bilety ma
byte, beda dobre p0zniej.
Kraza pogioski, Re mietscowy Klub
O~bywatelski i'm. sw. Wiadyslawa ma
cos urzadzi6 20 swietach Bozego Marc
dzenia, W cau dopomo1enia X. pro-
boszczowi W sprawach finansowych.
Podobno bedzie to urzadzOne ma wiel-
ka skale. Jesteamy ciekawi co to be-
die. Wiadomem, Re klub powy2szy pra
cuje reka W reke q x. probosZczem /
stara sic pod kazdym wzgledem para
file niniejsza podniesc ma r6wni z in
nymi.
W n~iedziele, dnia 7-go grudnia b. F.,
Klub Obywatelsii i'm. sw. Wladyslawa,
bedzie mia} p~rzedroc7ne posiedzenie W
sail zwykfych posiedze6. Waane spra-
wy ma porzadku dziennym do zalat-
vienna, a miedzy innymi wyb6r nowych
urzednikow ma rok przsziy 1920. Obec-
nose wszystkich czlonk6w jest stanow-
co poaadana.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-11-29
Wielki Vice Narodowy.
Pose} ma Sejm W Warszawie DR..
Dymowsh przem6wi do Polo
nil Chicagoskiej o sprawach
handlu, i przemysfu; inni NOW
cy wygiosza mowy o politYcz-
nych stosunkach Polsk i spra-
wach Gornego Slaska.

z okazyi przybycia waznej mi
syi z Polski, W nastepny ponie-
dziaiek, dnia 1go grudnia, o godz.
$50 wieczorem, W sail Zjedno-
czenia, r6g Milwaukee i Augusta,
W Chicago, odbedzie sic wielki
wiec narodowy. Mowy wygiosza
delegaci z Polski:
DR.. Tadeusz Dymowski, posei
IA Sejm W Warszawie i dyrektor
zarzadzajacy Domu Handlowo =
Przemyssowego oRozwoj".
Inz. Edward Krzeminski, pre-
mysiowiec, czfonek Zarzadu Tow.
.,Rozw6j" w Warszawie.
Jan Kowalczyk, delgat Komite-
tn Zjednoczenia G6rnego Slaska
z Polska.
Ma vice zapraszamy wszyst-
kich Polakow i Polk. Wstep be-
piatny. ,Chodzi o wielkie sprawy
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-11-29
- SPRAWY - u
MACIERZY POLSKIEJ

kie maja pobierat DAM urzednicy
i urzedniczki. Zaznaczamy cara
zem, re wszyscy Sekretarze FL
inansowe i Kasyerzy, jakotez
wszystkie Sekretarki Finansowe
i Kasyerki, czy to nowo wybrani
czy tez ponownie obrani i ola te-
go pozostajacy ma swych urze-
dach, ably dostawili poreczenie
czyli tax zwane ubondy" pred
instalacya; bez tych ,|bondow" w
reku Prezesa lub Prezeski Oddzia
fu, ME wolno bedzie instalowac
takich urzednibow i urzedniczek
i tacy urzednicy i urzedniczki ME
moga objat swoich urzedow, do
poki ME dostawia swoich pore
czen czyli ,,bondow". w takich
wypadkach piastujacy takie urze-
dy, beda tax d}ugo w swych IT,
rzedach dopoki nowo obrani ME
dostawia swoich poreczeh. - To
rozporzadzenie jest konstytucyj-
ne i przestrzegane bye musi.
Prosimy, azeby urzednicy
wsp6lnie i zgodnie pracowali ola
powiekszenia szeregow Macierzy
Polskiej, starali sic o nowych
czlonkow i MOVIE cz}onkinie dia
Iswych Oddziaf6w, - a W calej
Organizacyi zatetni zycie MOVIE.
Rowniez prosimy zapamietac,
re nieobecnych ME MONA ma u
rzedy jakiekolwiek wybierac.
Potrzebny nam jest w biurze
Zarzadu Gfowne$o spiS komp'et-
lily wraz z adresami wszystkich
cz}onkow Tub czfonkii Oddzi..iu
ola wysylki Ok6lnika M~iesiecz-,
nego Macierzy Polskiej. Prosimy
nadeslac so jak najrychlci. Pre-
lsy}ajac nasze serdeczne zyczenil
pozostajemy.
Z pozdrowieniem,
KS. FIR. Gordon, G. R.,
Moderator.
Wojciech F. Soska. Prczcs,
T. S. Blachowski, Sekr.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-11-29
z WkADYSkAWOWA.

Ubieg}ej srody, o godzinie 5tej popo-
}udniu, w kosciele p. W. sw. 'Wfady-
siawa, polaczeni zostali dozgonnym we
Elem ma}1ehskim p. J6zef Pranke, z
parafii sw. Jadwigi z parma Lucya Pc
lasik, Fam. pnr. 5311 Newport ave.,
cz1onkinia ch6ru parafialnego sw. &C.
cylii. Slubu m}odej pare udzielif miej
sc9wy X. proboSzcz Antoni Halgas. W
czasie ceremonii Slubnej rVem Crea-
tor, odspiewal miejscowy Choir pod
dyrekcya panny Lucyi Lukowitz. Uczta
weselna odbyla sic W cis}em kolku IA
milijnym W domu rodzic0w paini INFO
del. Nowozehcom: P~Omyslnosci.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-11-29

narodowe. z ust delegatow dopie-
70 Co przybylych z Polski, usly-
szymy wiele interesujacych po-
zytecznych relacyi. Dowiemy sic
o politycznej sytuacyi Polski, o
rzadzie polskim, o warunkach, W
jakich ludnoSc polska zyje i po-
trzebach Polski. Dowicmy sic,
jak ludnoSc Polska przysytepuje
do rzemiosl, handful j przemyslu,
- co my, Polacy w Ameryce, po-
winniSmy czyuic. ably odrodzenie
ekonomiczne Polski przyspieszyc
jak prowadzic Wake z zydo-
stwem ma polu handlowo-prze-
mysiowem, - jak, kiedy, z czem
i POGO mozemy wracac do Pol
ski. w koncu dowiemy sic, jak
stoi sprawl G6rnego Slaska i CO
wypada czynic, ably tax drogiej
tel ziemi 'polskiej ME utracic ma
zawsze.
Rodacy! To ME bedzie wiec
zwykiy, to bedzie wiec wielki. ma
rodowy, posiadajacy ola mas wszy
stkich doniosie 'znaczenie. Polska
odradza sic pod kazdym wzgle-
dem. Idzmy z mia naprzod. Ucz-
my sic iak bye niezaleznymi i
jak walczyc o niezaleznosc Pol
ski.
Kupcy, przemyslowcy, rzemieSl
nicy, wyrobnicy, slowem wszy-
soy powinni przybyc ma ten wiec
narodwy, kt6ry odbedzie sic d.
1go grudnia wieczorem W sail
.Zjednoczenia.
Komitet Wiecu.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-11-29
OSTATNIE
ME o %POTRZEBIE ,,SWIA-
DECTWA SPOWIEDZI


Konstytucya Macierzy Polskiej
W par. I, domaga sic Swiadectwa
Spowiedzi Wielkanocnej, podpi.-
sanego przez miejscowego pro-
boszcza lub zastepce, albo przez
Prezesa(sk i Sekretarza Prot
danego OddziaIu.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-11-29

Posiedzenie Komitetu pred
sejmowego odbedzie sic w ME
dziele, dnia 50go listopada, 1919
r., o godz;. 3ciej popofudniu, ma
plebanii IL proboszcza X. Olszew-
skiego.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-11-29
ZE SPRAW MACIERZY POL
SKIEJ.
Sejm XVI W Joliet, Illinois.

Niniejszem urzedowo podaje-
my do wiadomoSci wszystkich
Oddziaiow Macierzy Polskiej, IL
przyszly sejm organizacyi, Sejm
XVI Z rzedu, odbedzie sic W mySl
uchwaly ma Sejmie XIV, poza
miastem Chicago, W miescie Jo-
liet, Illinois, w dniach II, 18 i
10 maja, to jest W poniedziaiek,
wtorek i Srode po trzeciej niedzie
Ii W miesiacu maju, 1920 roku.
Oryginalnie wybrano Michigan
City, w Stanie Indiana, lecz z po-
wodu braku dogodnosci tam z
powodu braku innego wiekszego
dogodnego miasta, gdzie So d.
dziaiy M~acierzy Polskiej, w Sta
ME Indiana, zadecydowano jedno
g1osnie wediug powyzej ogloszo-
mel uchwaAy, Sejm odbyc W Joliet
III.
Z b~raterskiem pozdrowieniem,
Zarzad G{owny Macierzy
Polskiej.
New-York tribune., 1919-10-24
Do you still read
that Hometown Paper?

"For good many years, says William Dudley Pel]ev
Editor and Proprietor of the St Johnsbur, VT Caedonian
have been the head of gmy little which act. from
day to day the social clearing tvpcav American
community. Day by day / contact with the long
gamut of crank idiots uaes angels the human family
hen pass onward shall be perfectly be remem
bered country editor who tried his utv bv his com
munty and made the 80 valley on time
Small town stuff? Sure. But small town stuff.
New-York tribune., 1919-10-24
Westing house head learned horse
sense from old George Hatch

Il began business life in George Hatchs grocery store in
Wells Maine said Guy Eastman Trip, the Chairman of the
Westinghouse Board of Directors
1--WE swapped Perry Davis Pain Killer cordwood GEORGE
Hatch had more good horse than many affairs
I've known since. He paid only 50 week. but got my
salary many times in experience
business associate says of Tripp:
tie could labor at details without being swallowed up by
them He knew insnctivey the essential points
w hen such talks freely he does in the November
American Magazine bound something can USE
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1919-09-20
PARAVANE PROVED ITS WORTH
No Vessel Protected by That contri.-
vance Is Known to Have Been,
Sunk by Mines.

The oddly of the word "paravane,"
as it now reaches the general public,
shows how well an important secret
was kept during the historic years
1918. During those years the in
vention, perfected at Portsmouth,
England, was added to some 1900
British vessels, and no case is known
in which ship thus protected was
damaged by a sunken mine. Towed
under water on both sides Of the bow.
the paravane, shaped like a kite, met
the mooring wire Of the sunken mine,
DETECTED the hidden menace to safe
distance from the ship, severed its
mooring, ana left it free to come to
the surface where it could be exploded
by gun fire. Seamen naturally enough
soon came to speak of the paravanes
as "otters," and they enabled many
vessel to travel safely through mine
infested waters. Several hundred
American ships had been thus
equipped at the signing of the .armi-
stice, and it is pleasing thought that
the cessation of hostilities saved about
$1O,O00OO0 which the United States
meant to spend in providing paravanes
for American shipping.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1919-09-20

a.. have after two years When We
emit Roxburv and came here! We
had $40, didn't We? We've oeeh mere
four months, and how much nave we
got7 We've got $3.50 of new money,
thc+,e what we've got. And its clean
money. Billy, honestly earned. lo
rotber have that than a million that
was grated. We're not getting along
50 badly. Maybe somebody else i
getting a whole lot more that doeSh
deserve if half as much. But l guess.
those things will be Strengthened our
if fellows like you don't 60 looheS ana
snoil everything. Anyhow, you never
had so much money ahead IN your me-
R,lly Noxon, and | know IL
"Now, who's the head deVli over
there at the yard in getting up all TINS
w. w. sentiment? Is 1t Il Dlach-liiuA-
zled fellow they call Saunderson:
"Weu Saunderson's the smafteSt'
,,os+ indenendent man in the yard. II
that's what you mean. ana not aIFi''o
TO sneak his mind. The fellows iisten
to him because he's there with the
goods
"I Thought so. l sat behind him and
como other anarchists In street car
Yesterday. when he ought to have been
Of work. and | know what he thinks.
T heard him tell the man with nm
that It was about time the boorzhWa
was kent from manipulating every
thing. including the most beautiful
and desirable wiveS'-thats eNactly
what he said. Billy Noxon!"
"Well," responded Billy, rather
doubtfully, che meant that working
man can't compete with rich one
for a girl, when he can't send he1
flowers and give her buzz-car rides and
such things"
"Billy. you're simp. He meant
| because he said sO-that the women
ought to be nationaliZed. Understand
that? Made the property of the men
equally, like the food and the clothes
and the houses and automobiles. He
said it was too early to spring thar
idea vet. but it would surely come"
Billy tried to say something, but the
little wife kept on. BILLY, didn't tell
| YOU before, but twice that black devil
has tried to pick me up on the street.
Yesterday when he got up to leave the
car he grinned at me and winked, ana
| he said out Of the corner of his mouth
as he passed: Pretty peach! Billy
Noxon, do you want me nationalized-
for Saunderson? Are you for the boil
| sheviks or for me?
Billy Noxon found Saunderson In the
yard next day, and hammered him for
I've minutes. He told him that he'd
lick him every time he saw him.
Wherefore, Saunderson is now agitat-
| ing elsewhere, and there hasn't baen
any strike in the yard. Maybe every
thing is not exactly as it should be
as between labor and capital, but as
between Billy and Elsie, bolshevism
hasn't loOk-in.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1919-09-20
Would Return the Favor.

Some years ago there was a Fourth
Of July celebration at town in north
,ern New York, where my father was
pastor Of church. During the day
several out of town couples came to
the parsonage to be married, and one
husky bridegroom as soon as the knot
was tied, asked: "What are the dam
ages" Father replied that he made
no particular charge for marrying peo-
pie, but left the amount to the gener-
csity Of the groom. "Thank you,"
said the young man, "I'll do as much
for you sometime" and walked out,
leaving us all convulsed with laughter,
but when they reached the street the
bride would go no farther. until
hubby" came back and handed the
minister So bill.-Exchange. E.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1919-09-20
Size Of Ocean Waves.

The size of the Atlantic ocean waves
has been carefully measured for the
photographic bureau, Washington. In
height the waves usually avera &c about
80 feet. but in rough weather they
attain from 40 to 48 feet. During
storms they are often from 500 to 600
feet long and last ten to eleven sec
onds, while the longest one yet known
measured half mile, and did not
spend itself for % seconds.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1919-09-20
Quest Of Novelty.

Henry, l must have motorcaY
that is unlike anybody else's."
Il don't see how we are going to ar
range that, my dear. Most Of the
available models seem to be in use
However. we might persuade manu-.
facturer to build car to order shaped
like bee hive. and you could buzz
around in that."-Birmingham Age
Herald.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1919-09-20

You don't mean to tell me you ever
ooubt the wisdom of the majority?"
Well. responded Senator Sorghum
with deliberation. what is majority?
In many instances ii is only IL large
number of people who have got tired
oiit trying to think for themselves and
nave decided to accept somebody else's
opinion"
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1919-09-20
Good Walter.

Maid: II am sorry to disturb your
s,eep ma'am but here is your break
fast"
Debutante: "You don't disturb me. ]
have been lying here waiting for ii for
three hours"
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1919-09-20
Nothing to Fear.

Visitor-Oh, stepped on that mans
foot!
wasn't the star; it was only the presi-
dent Of the company.-Film Fun.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1919-09-20
A Timely Warning.

Mrs. Pester-Don't bother me. I'll
he dressed as soon as I cam"
Her Husband-I was just going to
say If you don't speed up little those
clothes will be out Of style by the
time you get 'em on.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1919-09-20
Prompt Work.

"Tom is certainly man of action"
"What has he done?"
"Why, the very day after the heir
ess accepted him he gave up his job
at the bank and Joined the Don't
Worry club"
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When Interest Is Awakened.

ProbIem-If you see man with a
smile on his face, cut a paragraph
from a newspaper and place it care
fully in his billfold, what is your de-
duction?
Answer-You are right. The clip
ming mentions him.-Judge.
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Well Mated.

"Are they well mated"
IL should say so. He seems to be
able to make money almost as fast
as she can spend It"
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Quite So.

She-SOmebody said there was a
painter aboard the boat.
He-Gf course there is.
She-DO let me see him work.
Is he one of those camouflage artists?
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Kent Several Feet Away.

Polly-Charlie says he thinks the
floor is too rough.
Dolly-He surely does. noticed he
didn't venture upon 1t when he danced
with me
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The Way.

This writer in describing a fire
says the flames ran along at rapid
rate. What sort of path do you
suppose they ran in?"
II guess it was cinder path"
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Startling Behavior,

"The florist l went to get plants
boxed my ears"
"Boxed your ears J"
eyes; my elephants ears"
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Takinu Chances.

am afraid we're going to lose out"
"Why SOP"
"We're trying an automobile case
with jury of pedestrians"
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Taking a Suggestion.

"Our cook says she is afraid OF
ghosts"
"Thanks!'' exclaimed Mr.. Crosslots.
.Ours isn't afraid Of anything human
being can say or do. I'll tip my wife
off to try ghosts
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Gallant Valuation.

She-Whoever wants me, must take
me at my face value.
Helm sure that will be fair
estimate.
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Cruef- Surmise.

CrueF Surmise.
"Why has links that string tied
around his finger?"
''From all l hear, guess it is his
Wife's apron string"
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Hard Luck.

Life's hardest fate is this 'un:
When arguments expand
The more yeu try to listen
The less you understand.
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PROFITEER-
ING.
Ten thousand
for an aero
plane
Or more than
t h at is
spent
Which Is a lot
considering
They make
them for
ascent. j.