South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-11-09
NEWS OF MISHAWAKA
Ne1csTfn1es office 40 Lincoln Way Phone haocaka 10

10 naked as soon as il is properly
educated. We wouldn't be surprised.
Il has either got to go naked or
hungry. and il looks as If the WON
en- would prefer to 20 hungry.
There is a new book out called
The Sober World" We have moth
ing 10 say but this: II irs true, we
are strictly in favor OF it.
The city hall staff had its feet ON
the desk. Every member was pres
I ent excepting the mayor. An excited
female rushed into the mecca of
! idleness. Amid a storm OF tears she
I told that her husband had kicked
/ her. she wanted him arrested.
Where did ne kick YOU" asked
/ Walter Michael. the all curious con-
tro!ler. She gave her dress a husky
pull Walter, I'm his eagerness 10
? see the injured leg (they call it
/ limb at the police stationD leaned so
far forward ne fell out OF the
judges bench and rolled to the floor
within an inch OF the excitement
the bench on top of him. John Jar
rett adjusted his spectacles.
Strengthened his decaying toue. and
sta-ted minute inspection. Mean
While every eye of the group was
{ focused or the wound He'll"
said the woman with fine contempt,
have none of YOU guys ever seen
90. r.-~ t1f,.--.
Some fool is telling us that the
. German language has a higher
esthetic value than the mongrel
, English tongue. our notion is, all
modern languages are more or less
mongrel. but we believe English
could afford "a nicer and more euph-
onious name for that opera than
"Gotterdammerung." We never did
like that cussy title.
A Chicago man, after depositing
$4,000 in a bank went up 10 floors
and fell TO his death There are
men in Mishawaka who wouldn't
have to go up 10 floors if they part
ed with that much money. They
would drop dead while standing fiat
footed on the sidewalk
The "capitalistic class" is the dis
reputable. contemplate. damnable
class that all the rest of US are
breaking our necks trying to get in
to.
There are vague reports that h. c.
l. is receding. but Mishawaka will
have to plead not guilty She rises
right along. If you don't believe il
just compare expenses with your
salary and see where you are land
ing.
All the big nations have ratified
! the treaty of peace but ours. There
are bunch of senators sticking up
+ for traditions and delaying the
game TO the hurt of the whole
world And we can't get a wallop
at EN-.
Congress has passed bill 20 stop
shortweighting If this sort of thing
keeps on. il viii be so after awhile
that gentleman can't swindle his
customers at all without violating
some nuisance Of a law.
Chicago is TO have 100 lady
cops" Don't laugh. There are any
I number OF men who can testify that
the woman with the washerwOman
arm can do police duty when she
learns the hang OF it.
Unless your mind is concentrated
more upon the work than upon what
your are going 10 do with the mon
ey you earn. the work isn't going
to be llrst-class.
The liquor dealers might avoid
much anxiety at least by turning
over what money they have to the
lawyers and forgetting it.
4 seat on the New York stock ex-
change recently sold for 100000.
And the men in the Exchange don't
sit down much, either.
Chas Klatt. engineer at the wa
ter works, is altogether too ambi
tious He mistook a telephone ring
for that OF his faithful alarm clock
and journeyed TO his work at 11:40
the other night getting there six
/, hours too early. 1t doesn't always
pay 10 be in a hurry