New-York tribune., 1919-02-13
Horace: Book ", Ode 5

In every home is happy welded life;
order and law seen in every store;
Ones kids are praised for being like ones
wife;
Guilt is no more
Who fears the icy scythans? Who the
Medes?
Who harbors for the hated Hun fear,
Who cares about the Bolsheviki's deeds
When thou art here?
Each rustic on his hillside spends his time
joining the vine to the unwedded tree
And in cup of Cacuban Cone dime)
Drinks one to thee.
With frequent prayer, and wine sincerely
Poured from that bowl upon the pantry
AS pledged the Greeks their Castor litter
atureJ,
He toasts thyself.
Long be Hesperia's feasts!" We pray at
half
Past five a M; and, when Apollo sinks,
We pray again what time we gayy quaff
Our evening drinks.
Whether it has been so for long time
we dc rot know, but it occurs to us, as
Rip Van Wrinkle, that everybody these
days is something otherist; that al
most everybody is press agentng this or
that cause, cause that will Rcmould the
World. Your best friend may be trying
to convert you, or to enlist your support;
he begins innocently, like the old patent
medicine reading notices, but sooner or
later he gets to the part labelled Adv't
Nassar has prevented the appearance of
Albert Rhys Williams as a lecturer before
the Socialist Club. "Hc was 70 have
talked upon Russian Bolshevsm," says the
dispatch from Poughkeepsie, ''but the j.
v'tation was withdrawn by demand of the
faculty, which is opposed to propaganda
being planted among the Students" I'm
less, of course, it is our kind of propa-
ganda, in which event it is named some
thing else The best way to advance the
real Bolshevist menace is to refuse to let it
expose itself to the air
Suggestions that Prof Heron got his
appointment because he wrote a book
prasng the President lose weight when it
is considered that M Old Bill White is
the other member. The editorials Old Bill
has written in disfavor of Mr. Wilson, as
a candidate and a President, would reach
from Staunton, Va. to the Hotel de Crillon,
Paris.
"At the Majestic" confides Mr. Copeland
Townsend 1--WE have not only hooks for
razor strops, but also extra strops for
guests who invariably bring their razors
but never the strops." Perhaps they don't
bring the strops because they left them
in the last hotel they stayed at.
Dig -Dug's notion of the Hotel Millennium
is the Touraine in Boston, 1t serves, he
says, the corelcss baked apple, it has the
strop-hook in each room, and it has no
public bar to close July j.
SOUSEODONT?
Sir: know two refreshing toothpastes that
contain 20eo alcohol. The maker of one aayer-
tiscs that it should be at least five times
daily. W,xry
WE'LL ice will cost more this summer be-
cause the crop is small. This is a pleas
ant change from the high price because
the ice was thick that it cost the dealers
lot more to cut it.
Mr. McAdoo's reported salary of 100000
has been reported doubled. On 100000
Mr. McAdoo will be enabled to put in
couple of months year in Washington.
whose prices were first in war
he camp at Pontenezan, near Brest
IS something we were lucky enough to es-
cape; but those who tarried there NV
cheer up They escaped the Hotel Cont
mental, at Brest.
The highly esteemed jigger Of gin may
when doctors prescribe, be displaced by the
less highly esteemed pennyweight
WHEN TELLER NEEDS A FRIEND
From Scrbner'sl
When the Gar abdcated. the Czarevtch WAS
with nm, and the boy asked the father: Does
tfat mean that will not be the Gar of Russia
oither?' p The father turned his head awav II
was n bitter question, and too painful for him to
answer as the boy the growing hope of the
n.orarch.
The rcstlessness, the insomnia of the
age, is evident even in the theatre
"Sleeplng Partners" at the Bijou, is to be
displaced by "a Sleerlcss Night"
They laughed for pure, unallowed ioy.-
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The sweetest kind
A big navy means, obviously more CON
I mig towers.
To the Reds: Choose your exit now