South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-27

and one o. Mishawaka's most es-
Unable citizens.
Addington Bruce says: Love is
one OF the best of all cures for
functional nervous and mental
troubles Of any kind" Next 10
corned beef and Cabbage. or fried
chicken, we have regarded love as
one OF the best cures for all all
Inents men are subject TO.
our advice to the designers Of
substitutes" fox saloons is to omit
the brass fcot-rail. 1t would be
sure 10 recall bitter memories that
might better sluniber in the opac-
ity OF a kindly oblivion.
We expect TO see the president
tie those politicating republican SEN
ators into a double bow 'may-I-not"
before the treaty vote is taken.
The one piece bathing suits all right.
1t is attested;
But knock kneed girls who wear a
one
Piece suit should be arrested.
Those senator's who are tearing
their hair over the Shantung con-
cession don't care anything for
China They are trying TO see if
the case Of Shantung is good raw
material out of which TO construct
an excuse.
We have never thought that the
liquor-in- the-home question ought
TO poster congress much. II won't
be there very long. according to the
early returns that are coming in
from some of our personal friends.
The Industrial world needs nor
mai conditions more than all else.
but the adjustments can never be
made by alternately raising wages
and prices. You can't get to solid
earth by an ascending process.
The testimony of Henry Ford in
dicates that his early training in
photography was neglected, but if
his inability to comprehend what an
idealist is or what mobile" means
has initiated against his coping
the coin we have not been able to
discover il.
The senate opposition TO the
League of Nations covenant prom
ises TO stand UP in front of the
presidential attack about . a pa
per dollar stands in the onrush of
a pound of butter and dozen eggs.
The June bridegroom doesn't
amount 10 much at the wedding,
but he steadily increases in import
ance from the end of the honey
moon until the alimOny has been
decided upon, and after that he's
real factor.
July inevitably renews in our
mind the convictions that if all
present styles were abolished. and
men were called upon to adopt a
universal system of apparel. pants
and collars would disappear from
June TO October.
One who signs himself Demo
GRAFT" writes as follows: 1--WE have
noticed in your Man in the Street
a great many references lately TO
women's dress, which causes us to
sometimes wonder if the people who
make the loudest holler about what
women do not wear are in 'cahoOts,
with the advertisers or manufactur-
ers OF women's apparel that they
should want the women TO swath
themselves in a great bundle Of un-
clothes during warm
weather in order 10 prevent a
bunch OF old fogeys from learning
that they possess the different parts
of the body the same as other hu-
mans.
If the ladies themselves are sat
isfied and their husbands and broth
ers do not kick it seems TO us that
we should worry and if the writer
is not greatly mistaken ne has a
distinct remembrance of seeing you
upon the streets one warm after
noon not so very long ago wearing
a pair of thin trousers. through
which he could distinctly trace the
outlines-and we hope you will par
don our crudity in using such a
vulgar expression 10 so ultra modest
person, but we are forced 10 use
plain English and say-of your
shirt-taill
Perhaps. however, different ages
see things differently. but even at
that we trust that you have not
the point as yet. where you
would be like the man who wrote
Phyllis in scant attire.
Disports upon the shore
look and heave a sigh
That's all 1 can DO.
For 1 am eighty-four
This reference 10 our trousers
touchs US on very sensitive part
OF our anatomy. Our correspondent
should be aware OF the fact that il
was by such sacrifices as wearing
OF Liberty garments that we were
ena bled TO do so much towards the
winning OF the world war. We
have been aware that our pants