Trench and camp., 1919-04-10


How about having the ex-kaisep
peddle celluloid collars in hades?
That sleeping sickness seems domi-
nant in the churches.
Any method of government that the
people cannot pass upon is not fit for
a free people.
Now they're trying to use the in.
sanity plea for the German nation.
A fond wife ! know answers to the 4
name of Crystal. Friend husband says
she is always on the watch.
Not all soldiers who wear the croix
de guerre are brave enough to eat
roasted chestnuts in the dark.
Trafhc on the w., B. & A. will be
ington and Baltimore after July l.
The mahogany bar will be mo mans
land" after a while.
Sergt William J. Campion said re-
Gently that he had purchased a pecan
orchard sight unseen. Now he IL will
ing to sell it by the gallon--it IL
somewhere about the keys of Florida.
Mentally spending sixty dollars has
become an indoor sport Getting 1t is
still an art
DR.. Frank Crane says man have but
four enemieS-their own Ignorance.
their own inertia the power of custom
and the opinions of other persons.
Sidney Drew plus friend wife were
arrested for having a quart of liquor
in Kansas. That's no place to have a
quart, Sidney!
A lot Of fellows who left pup at
home will return to be licked all over
by bounding dog.
of the barra-home without lookingzNp
the first sergeant for permission.
One sure thing is that the soldiers
in the Depot Brigade are on an equal
The one who lives in Pussy willow,
Montana, and the gink that halls from
Sparrows Point are neck an neck on the
proposition of discharge.
I've located the Rose Bud Inns
spoke of recently. It Ties" in the
elastic imagination of one Corporal
Norman A. Huebel. He is the Omar
Siam" of the "daypoe" brigade.
Famous fractions: 2% per cent
This is just as milady'$ Statement for
her fashionable Ea$ter bonnet and
Spring fittings will appear, to most
hu$band$.
Nobody ever got a medal for marks.
manship by shooting the can"
We've been wondering who shined
Antony's sandals when he used to pre-
pare for a call on Cleo
The Poles should remember to b
prepared to make themselves useful
during the month of May Never disk
of May will be about the only one left
shortly.
Hip pockets will be out of style
after July 1.
One private fought seven weeks
with the French and just can't get out
of the habit. He brought wife bacK
with him. 't
What about November IL for anotKeR
national holiday?
The day I'm discharged shall
have to be satisfied with just my peri
sonal celebrations, but as the saying
goes, You know me all over. AL"
If you see a man sneak off into some
dark corner. pull out a small slip OF
it deep into his pocket, repeating this
several times during the day, don't be
alarmed, he is just trying to memories
the formula for making peach brandy
or something. AS it always ends up
with a warning about complying with
the law, he feels sort of like Jesse
Jimsie must have felt when he shot
up a train.
Sergt. Fred Eichhorn is a very exS
temporaneous fellow I've placed the
dictionary handy. so he can find 1t be4
fore he does me.
And inebriation will become A
novelty.
If your girl lives in Baltimore and
you call her up, that's romance. If
she lives in Boston and you call hers
that's expensive.
The parents of Swixtvertwihska
Moss probably threw up q set Of
alphabetical blocks and checked or
that flrst name.