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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
OLD AGE STARTS
WITH YOUR KIDNEYS

Science says that old age begins with
weakened kidneys and digestive organs.
This being true, it is easy to believe
that by keeping the kidneys and diges-
tive organs cleansed and in proper work
ing order old age can be deferred and
life prolonged far beyond that enjoyed
By the average person S
For over 200 years GOLD HEDAL
HARLEM Oil has been relieving the
weaknesses and disability due to advanc-
ing years. 1t is a standard old-tiule
home remedy and needs no Introduction.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil is inclosed
in odorless, tasteless capsules contain
ing about drops each. Take them as
you would a pill, with a swallow of
water. The oil stimulates the kidney
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

| had this dream,
and now that l
feel better l
know / won't
h a We another
like it.
" Still it just
made me think
once more how
ane the master
is, for he doesn't
care for people
to obey him be-
cause he is big
and strong, but
because he is al
ways looking af-
ter them and
their safety.
" That's t h e
snrf Of nnaSfar
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Too ObligIno.

Marie Dressler, the head Of the
Chorus Girls union. said during the
chorus girls strike in New York:
We are striking. teo,-tot- Il clean
life. Too many OF the men in the
theatrical profession expect the chorus
girl 10 be-er-well. TO be o.lig:ng.
Like the French maid, You know.
"'That new French maid of the
Smith-Petersons is an obliging crea-
ture, said cluhman.
"YesT said another clubman. Yes?
How SOY
".This morning said the first club
man, Z saw her out with Mrs. Smith
Peterson's baby this afternoon with
Mrs. Smith-PeterSon's dog. and this
evening with Mrs. Smith Peterson's
husband. '"-Detroit Free Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Gary Strikers Rejoice When
Army Officers Rout Out The
Anarchist Crowd.
UNIONS RIGHTS PRESERVED
Under General Woods Orders the
Reds Were Driven Out and Their
Seditious Literature and
Arms Seized
BY EDWARD 3. CLARK.

Chicago.-The officers Of the intel
ligence service Of the army. working
n connection with the civil author
ties, seized at Gary, Ind. an immense
amount Of "Red" literature, arms,
ammunition and other things which
he alien agitators were using or in
tended to use for the purpose Of in
citing revolution and overthrowing the
American republic.
When Governor Goodrich Of Indiana
telegraphed General Wood that the
Gary situation was beyond HIS con-
troll and made an appeal for federal
troops. the department commander i'm
nediately went to the scene, and It
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Yanks, Trapped,
Win Hot Fight

turned TO attack they fired even into
their own homes where some Of the
Americans had fed for protection
against the hail of steel pellets that
rained into the camp. Victory finally
crowned the heroic struggle of the
doughboys.
Most of the boys who were Killed
never had a chance TO leave their
beds" the officer said. They were
shot while asleep. The others came
scrambling out, and fought in their
underclothing. I ordered them on 10
advance in skirmish order. They
moved as though on the drill ground
A corporal, already wounded in the
foot, led them. He walked and the
men followed.
Buried Without TAPS"
I'VE reached a low-lying fence. and
I organized my defense with two men
on each flank. three to protect the
rear, and sixteen facing the enemy.
This is the manner in which the men
met the Russians, armed with Ger
man and Russian rifles.
MY orderly was behind me, carry
ing my rife My pistol was empty, and
I turned to him, asking for the rifle.
AS he handed 1t to me his head was
blown off. I was wounded in the leg
by an American bullet. fired by a
Russian.
"a Russian ran to our ammunition
tent. I put my head out of a window
IN house where I had gone to pick
sharpshooter and received a bullet
in the jaw. My teeth flew over the
place like so many pellets. Before
long, though. we had them on the
rum"
When the fight was all over the
victors started to bury the enemy
dead. Lying face down. shot three
times in the back. they found the body
of the former "buddie" who had be-
trayed them. He. too, was buried, but
no taps babe him rest in peace.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

sists the hens by sitting on their nests.
This chvalrOus fowl is the property
of Mr.. and Mrs. A. A. Mcpherson
213 West Sixth Street. For several
months the McPhersons say he has
taken turns at sitting on the hens
nests while they were taking their
daily exercise. Finally a special nest
Of seven eggs was prepared for him.
He faithfully set on this nest and re-
Gently seven chicks were Matched. Last
night he was proudly strutting around
the chicken yard with his seven lively
offspring at his heels.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
BAD BREATH
Often Caused by
Acid-St0nach

How can anyone with sour. gassy
stomach. who Is constantly beichins. has
heartburn and suffers from Indigestion have
anything but bad breath All OF these
stomach disorders mean just one thing
Acid-StOmach.
EATOSIC. the wonderful new stouach
remedy in pleasant tasting "a 5lst form that
you eat Ike bit Of candy. brings quick
relief from these zach uissries EATON
&c sweetsns the breath because It makes ths
stomach sweet. cool and comfortable. Try II
for that nasty taste. congestsd throat and
"heady feeling" after too much smoking.
II neglected. Acid-stomach may cause you
a lot Of serious trouble Il leads to ner-
yousnsss, headaches. insomnia. rnsIancholia,
rheumatism, sciatca, heart trouble. ulcer
and cancer o. the stomach II makes its
millions OF victims weak and rniserabls
listlsss lacking in energy. all tired out II
often brings about chronic inysldisrn pre-
mature old age. a shortening Of ones days
You need the help that EATOSIC can give
you IL you are not feeling strong and
well you should. You will be surprised
10 see how much better you will feel Just
soon you begin taking thL7 wonderful
stomach remedy. Get big 80 oent box
from your druggist today. He will rs:urz
your money IL you are not satisfied.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

of the poisons which cause premature
old age. New life and strength increase
as you continue the treatment. When
completely restored continue taking q
capsule or two each day. GOLD MED
AL HARLEM Oil Capsules will keep you
in health and vigor and prevent a return
of the disease.
Do not wait until old age or disease
have settled down for good. At the first
sign that your kidneys are not working
properly. GO to your druggist and get
box of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oh
Capsules. Money REFUNDED if they do
not help you. Three sizes But re-
member TO ask for the original imported
GOLD MEDAL brand. In sealed pack.
ages.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
No LONGER Papoases

The teacher had been telling the
children of the North American In
dian, and during the course of her
remarks stated that an Indians wife
Is called a "squaw."
Now. children" she continued, "if
an Indian mamma is called 'squaw,'
what do you think they call the little
Indian babies?"
A sober youth In the rear of the
room replied:
IF the mammas are called squaws
| guess they call the babies squaw.
kers."-Girls' Companion.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Weaker Sex No More.

Dayton. O.-There is one Dayton
grocer who is wiser, even though The
sugar shortage is still on. While there
was the usual scramble for sugar for
canning. a lady customer came in with
A plea for sugar I'll give you one
of these hundred-pound sacks if you
carry it home" he said to the Gus
TONER. And-she did.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

home and at night the dog would al
ways have the policeman's warm slip
pers by the fire and his old smoking
jacket on the chair, and his pipe and
tobacco on little table near the
chair. He never failed to look after
these things.
SO while the horse helped the po-
liceman with his work the little dog
help the policeman to rest and to be
comfortable after his hard days work.
when the little dog heard the police
man as he would come home he would
shake all over himself with joy. He
would be so happy that his little body
would wiggle and tremble and shake
and move and his little tail would
wag so hard that sometimes the po-
liceman would say,
You're the best tail wager I've
ever seem
Sometimes the policeman would
take the little dog with him as he
went to put his horse away for the
night.
And 1t was one of these times
when the policeman was talking TO
his friends that the dog and the horse
had this chat.
Isn't the master finer asked the
little dog. He gives me such good
things TO eat
He gives me good things too
said the horse. But, oh, how many
lives he saves. He sees that people
don't rush under the motor cars with
out looking, and that motor cars don't
go rushing over the people.
He is always calm and quiet and
he also always makes people feel
calm and cool and less frightened.
but last night, doggie. I had a
dream. really quite a bad dream.
had indigestion l do believe but l feel
quite all right again now, l thank
you
For the dog had opened his mouth
ready TO ask that question as the
horse knew.
81 dreamed said the horse, of
traffic l dreamed of motors and
horses and people all going this way
and that and all getting hurt and no
one doing anything right And my dear
master wasn't obeyed and he kept
shouting.
~ don't want to be obeyed for
my own sake, only want to be obey
ed for your sake.
"''T want TO be obeyed so I can
make the motors keep in order so they
won't hurt the people, and l want the
people to obey me so it viii give the
motors a chance TO go about their
business.
That's the only reason l want
to be obeyed-so l can help Others and
so you will be safe, quite safe"
THE people driving motor cars
got angry because they wanted to go
right and the people walking got mad
at those driving motor cars and there
was great confusion.
"'But at last morning came and
woke up.
ct was the first time I dreamed
at night of the traffic and the work
do with the big city policeman, even
though l do it every day.
but, of course, as I tell you,
wasn't feeling we'll and that is why
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
PLENTY TO EAT IN GERMANY
Minister Of Economics Says, However,
Country Needs Raw
Materials.

Berlin. Germany-Germany's eco
nomic prospects are more favorable.
the country being provisioned with
corn. meats, vegetables and fish for
A long time to come, according TO
Itatenent by Herr Schmidt. minister
4 economies. WHO reviewed the situa-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

ton before the national assembly here.
Difficulties are recurring, however.
in connection with the importation OF
raw materials, he said. and Germany
was declared TO be selling its products
too cheaply abroad. The minister fore
Swallowed a control of prices in order
that continuance of this condition
might be prevented.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Penknife viii Pass
Through Needle Eye

Wellesley, Mass.-A gold ham
died pen-knife that is so small
it could pass through the eye Of
an ordinary darning needle Is
on display In the window Of its
maker, Solomon L. Baxter, jew
eler here. Baxter claims 1t is
the smallest penknife in the
world.
The little knife has two steel
blades measuring three thirty
seconds of an inch. Three tiny
steel rivets hold the sides and
blades in position.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05


motors and the
people walking.
and told them
which way to go.
had a chat with
the policeman's
dog.
Now the po-
liceman's dog did
not help the po
liceman as he
told the people
in the city how
they must go
across the street
and when they
must 90. The
dog, thou g h,
played around
the nolicemans
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Usinq a Doorway.

The unused doorway makes an eff
fective bookcase. The door should be
locked and treated as the back of the
case. Shelves can be set in the entire
door space or the lower half.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Disproportion.

How often the Innocent have to
suffer with the guilty"
Put they suffer more'n their share
protested Mr.. Growcher. THE boy
that plays the trombone in the next
fiat makes all the innocent people in
the building suffer while he seems to
be having a perfectly gorgeous time"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Very Necessary.

Waiter, there is sand on this
bread"
oh. that's to keep the butter from
slipping off"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Hunting Dogs Warned Diners Of Fire.
Haven, y. Y.-The barking of dogs
outside hunting and fishing club near
here alarmed members of the club
while at dinner. When they rushed
outside they found the upper part If
the building in flames.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
A Clear Conscience

Don't some of those old songs
haunt you?'
NO; l never murdered any of
them"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Rooster Helps Hatch.

Riverside, Cal.-COrona boasts OF a
gallant rooster which. in addition TO
acting as head Of the household, as
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Accept California" Syrup Of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less laxative or physic for the little
stomach. liver and bowels. Children
love its delicious fruity taste. Full
directions for child's dose on each bot
tie. Give 1t without fear.
Mother! You must say California"
ADV
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

JAPAN has established a school at
Kyoto for free instruction in the silk
industry.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

The natives of the Andaman islands
average three feet eleven inches in
height and weigh under 20 pounds.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

come on the scene. for under their d.
rection both sides were enabled to ex-
ercise the full rights which the laws
gave them. Violence and the preach
ing of sedition stopped and orderly
procedure ensued
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
Net Immediately AvaiIabls.

That is a wonderful picture"
~Yes.r answered Mr. Cumrox. But
We can't fully appreciate il. The best
thing about that picture is the lecture
the dealer delivered ON it when he was
selling il to me-"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

A woman's pronunciation of depot
depends upon her station in life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Nine times out of ten when man
buys horse he Is sold.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05
DADDI EVENING
q FAIRY LAZEE6
W. @MAGY RaHANDNB'l
NM ! B J. J, gSGSI
HORSE, DOG AND POLICEMAN.

"The big horse" said Daddy. upon
which the big policeman sat each day
as he e-11idod tho
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

VIXEN the baby has the cr1up give Hoxsie's
Group Remedy at once 80 cents-Ady.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

You can't be sure that the family
isn't at home these days until You
have raped on the garage do0r
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

A good dinner viii make some men
act almost human.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1919-12-05

Her Vocabulary Limited.
His Wife, can't find words to ex-
press my opinion Of you.
Him-There aren't any. You've
tried 'em all.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-09-05
,ss MEMBERSHIP DRIVE NOVEMBER z.
MINNESOTA HERDS FIRST IN HEALTH.

Minnesota may stick another feather in it's cap Dr. NJ H.
REYNOLDS in charge of the section Of sanitation veterinary
officially accredited bred herds Of cattle
tuberculosis than other Also that has herds
that have given clean test and herds under official
supervision with total eradication under than any other
state Minnesota cattle Dr. Reynolds finds commanding
President Wilson remarked at Columbus Ohio, that
tons composed of peoples and not That
substance was just what Napoleon commented after his
defeat. #%.S.@ ! x~sxs+ 5sE.,. 4
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-09-05
JUST WHO HE REFERS TO.

..4.>. x JUST WHO HE REFERS TO.
When President Wilson declared during his first address
in Columbus Ohio yesterday to the effect that nation
would effort conquest Of the league Of nations
formed believe he referring to the German
nation which under defeat and refuses to admit
Germany untouched BY the crimson strife that is
to territory being and wanton destruction wrought
and people escaped what bef France and Belgium and
would take again be in position quietly
and boasuly arrogae to herself whm for
some overt act which would again plunge some league and
We have our ideas about some things concerning the
kept aoof details the general public should be in
position to know the situation better than we
are able to discern We are willing to take the chance
: RED CROSS MEMBERSHIP DRIVE NOVEMBER 2.
Harry R. Wilbern Minneapolis been appointed
ager the northern division Red Cross membership campaign
which will begin November q, and end Armistice Day
Universal membership for 1920 is the aim Of the drive
during which the division will share the SIS OOO
which must be provided that the American Red Cross
fulfill it's warelief obligations here and abroad and
committed. = &> .@s% @&% .s&%&
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-09-05

Is yours for the asking We this last chance to make
your home modern Twelve days and the big circus
will be over your home is nWired when the campaign closes
the fault yours still plenty Of time Take advice
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-04-04

The first woman physician in the
United States was DR.. Elizabeth
Blackwell, who received the degree
of NJ. D. at Geneva, N Y, 70 years
ago. Miss Blackwell was native of
Bristol. England, but came to the
United States In her youth. When
she was p she determined to become
a physician, but her application for
admission was refused by nearly all
of the leading medical colleges OF
the United States and Canada. A
little medical college in Geneva, how
ever, accepted her, and she became
one of the most brilliant students of
the institution. She suffered, how.
ever, from social ostracism In the
town, as the Geneva hostesses regard.
ed her either as insane or wicked
Miss Blackwell, after finishing her
course, attended medical colleges 10
Europe and practiced in several con.
tinental hospitals. She then returned
to New York, where she opened an
inf1rmary for women and children and
organized woman's medical college.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-04-04
LIves Saved by stee, r,e,me,,

The British soldier, happy-go-lueky
az he is, has come to recognise the
value OF his steel helmet. Most OF ne
who have been In action In France
haye stories to tell Of our own or 9th
er mems lives saved by "tin hats" sstin
lids. or battle bowlers." A brother
officer Of mine has worn for something
Ike two pears steel helmet with q
dent IN It as big as q small potato-a
souvenir OF small lump Of shell
which Knocked him OF his feet one
afternoon In the Ypres salient have
seen helmet In the rim Of which
machine gun bullet had cut . clean
nick. The wearer Of that helm1E new,
e fasx y lad. be4n struek IN Re
do14 ~ III ~. - 800 H.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-04-04
Cards In War Service

Having helped many soldier
through weary hours In trench and
hospital, playing cards are now being
pressed into active war service, saws
the London Chronicle. You may have
noticed the new and neat little cloth
badges en- the sleeve OF our men from
the front, but possibly have failed to
understand the designs, They are
nothing but the familiar club, spade.
heart and diamond of the playing card.
Under the new scheme regiments are
divided into packs, each company hav-
ing Its own symbol in a certain color
to serve as an Identification mark, all
other badges being removed before 70.
ing over the top.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-04-04
Doctor yohn,on n psri.:

Turn back century and half ana
sou will see, strolling along the garden
walks at Versailles, Doctor Johnson.
He did not consider that pxris seen
m a hurry lent itself 20 easily 10 r..
mark a. the Hebrides. and his impres.
ions Of Versailles he left unrecordeA.
4 Doctor johnson did not flnd inner
to say On the subject Of Paris. Paris
had soma remarks to make aho,v
Johnson. His appearance. his figure
ana manner. quite astonished them.
10 Insisted On wearing brown clothes.
black stockinss, ana plain shirt and
on neaking Latip to all aud sundry.
because, Boswell explains. Il was {
maxim with him that i many shovld
rot let Aimsslf down - ne.AanS :
ssgas bsskaaly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-04-04
Loops the Loop in q Storm, n g..


Looping the loop In kite balloon
vas the hair-raislng feat performed
some time since by young balloon
LIST when the government was testing
The use Of captive balloons on battle
ships doing convoy work, according to
story in Popular Mechanics Maya
zine. The balloonist in question had
been aloft in lis basket several hours
iespite very rough weather when q 40
nile gale stru>:. the fleet. Instantly
the gas bag made a spinning nose
dive. swinging the basket and occu
oant through a complete circle. No
sooner was one loop completed than
another and another followed-hftaen
In all
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-04-04
Oc0 Beuuesta

When men begin to think xbopt
winding up their worldly affairs and
disposing of their earthly possessions.
then do they. as at no other time ~
their mortal career. reveal the odd
workings OF their minds by the strange
requests they make. Of which this ex-
traordinary instance is given:
Il bequeath to George William Steel
all my fancy stockings, and to Mary
Hannah Wigg1n my set Of false teeth
for waiting upon me-" Thus, on a
half-sheet Of notepaper, William Green.
wood, an English retired cotton spin.
ner, disposed of bis worldly goods and
chattels."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-04-04
china's Peanut lndustrx.

Before the war the peanut industry
OF China had reached its highest point
IN Its relation to the foreign export
trade. The annual exports then wers
about 10000 tons Of shelled peanuts
and about $4,000 tons Of oil. More than
~ per cent Of these amounts vent
from the port Of Tsingtau, al slun.
tung has become the lerreat nean.4.
soducing province q CHM.