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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
BoLSHEvISM AT HOME.

The newspapers of the United
States are teeming these days with
stories of massacres and fiendish
cruelties perpetrated in Russia by the
Bolshevists. The avowed purpose of
the Bolshevists is determination of all
people who own property.
In Chicago Thursday some hun
dreds of delegates organized a party
called national socialists in which they
proclaimed the aims Of the Russian
Bolshevists as their aims, and they de-
manded the withdrawal of American
troops from Russia and the lifting of
the blockade against Russia.
This country is at war with the Rus
sian Bolshevists. and We are deport-
ing all foreign Bolshevists and |. W.
w. from this country,
The Bolshevist is an enemy of the
flag and of organized society.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
Ignorant Essays
BY ]. P. McEvoY.

Eggs is the junior partner of the
two well-known firms of Ham & Eggs
and Bacon & Eggs. They range in
size from shad egg or roe to the egg
of the ostrich, which. if scrambled,
would cover 54-inch table to depth
of two feet, with enough left over to
fill a washbasket. The ostrich egg,
boiled hard, IL excavated would make
comfortable garage for the flivver.
The most fashionable egg Is that
of the humble hen. 1t consist Of two
parasitic white and yolk. They can
be distinguished because the york
leaves yellow spot on the chin.
Eggs are served in two ways-fresh
and discouraged. A discouraged egg
is one that starts out with a high
ambition in life but is thwarted at
every turn and, growing older, grows
embittered and sophisticated. You
know it is sophisticated because 1T has
a wistful odor that is not the odor of
sanctity
When one of these roue eggs is
encountered at the breakfast table one
should be discreet and yet determined.
Open the window wide and escort the
egg with care to the ledge. Allow 1t
to look out upon the landscape. While
it is absorbed in the beauties of the
scenery turn your head away to avoid
the shock of the tragedy you are about
to enact and push the egg over the
ledge gently but firmly. If the janitor
should happen to be passing below
at this moment the pleasure is all
the more intense.
At one time eggs used to be SHE'D
at an actor who failed to meet the
approval of the assembled multitude.
Shakespeare's immortal line, "Out,
damned spot" acquired new signifi-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
Eggs

canoe after one of these barrages.
However, rendering an egg to an actor
is now a mark of respect. They are
often set in platinum and inerusted
with diamonds. and if worn upon the
breast or around the neck as string
of pearls is a sign of great wealth
and social prominence.
1t was because of the frequency
with which eggs consorted with bum
actors in the old days that these bum
actors got to be known as ham
actors" ham and eggs being practical
ly inseparable, like other well known
twins OF history-Corned Beef and
Cabbage, Damon and Pythias, Liver
and Onions, Jonathan and David,
Ham Hooks and Spinach, Ruth and
Naomi and Call and Settle.
Before eggs can be eaten they must
be cooked. This is done in various
ways, such as boiled, baked, stewed,
fricasseed, poached. shirred, roasted,
and planked. The most popular boil
ed egg is the four-minute egg, so call
ed because it takes you that long to
figure how to open it without spilling
it all over your buzZum.
You can easily tell whether an egg
has been boiled two. three. or four
minutes. At four minutes it will rest
easily on your buzzum and coagulate.
At three minutes it will patrer down
your facade and nestle at. your feet,
while at two minutes the egg is very
loose and is usually collected months
later off the walls and ceiling.
I Fried eggs are usually fried either
on one side or the other! Where TWO
of them are fried together the sides
are alternated. one heing fried on
one side and the other being fried on
the other side.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

shirt. When he first stated his wants
he was shown a pair of five-dollar
shoes. But he turned up his nose at
them and wanted to see something
costlier. He passed through eight,
ten, and twelve dollar grades, reject
ing them ALL finally buying pair
for fourteen dollars.
When he came to selecting shirt,
he rejected everything until he found
one costing ten dollars. That was the
only thing in the store that would suit
his fastidious and luxurious taste.
This sort of thing is not the high
cost of living, but high living. That
kid no more needed fourteen-dollar
shoes and ten-dollar shirt than a
dog needs two tails, and seance with
father in the woodshed would serve an
excellent purpose.
If the city, country, state and nation
need budgets to insure efficiency and
economy so does every family need
to keep a budget of its own. Many
millions of dollars were saved in Lib
erty bonds to the good Of the country
by revision of family expenditures.
Education gives training in per-
sonal hygiene. diet. manners, but it is
unfortunate that nothing has been
said about the service of simple book
keeping in the home. A family budget
will do as much to reduce the cost
of living as can be done by campaigns
against the profiteers or Improvement
in marketing.
Production, of course, must be in
creased as never before, but with this
must be co-ordinated economical ex-
penditure through a simple but eff
ficient family budget.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
CANNY FINANCE.
London Tit Bits.

A man from the north of Scotland
was on holiday in Glasgow. On sun
day evening he was walking along
Argyll street when he came upon a
contingent of the salvation Army, and
a collection bag was thrust in front
of his nose. lie dropped penny
into it.
Turning up Queen street, he en-
countered another contingent of the
Salvation Army and again smiling
class" held a collection bag in front
of him.
INA, na.'' he said, II gied a penny
tae a squad o. your folk room the
corner jist the moo" @
Really" said the lass. THAT was
very good of you. But. then, you
can't do a good thing too often. And
besides, you know, the Lord Will re-
pay you hundredfold."
"Aweel," said the cautious Scot,
"we'll jist wait till the first transac-
TONS feenished before We start the
second"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
WAR BRIDE GEOGRAPHY.

How inclusive the social service of
the Y. w. C, A. has become is shown
by the fact that at Brest it even
teaches geography in a barracks
where 1000 French war brides of
American soldiers may be cared for
while they wait to sail. One of these
little war brides. who had known her
husband only 10 days, and was worried
that she might not recognize him when
they met again cit would be very,
every embarrassing. she said) demon
strated the need for such a class when
she was going to live in Kent, just
outside of New York.
"In what state?" asked the Y. w.
c. A. girl.
But l do not know what is state"
protested the little war bride. The
Y. w. c. A. girl explained, and named
the states over in their order until
she came to Washington, almost the
last on the list.
That's it," exclaimed the little war
bride. 81 remember, now-Kent,
Wash, just outside of New York"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
DUN's WEEKLY REVIEW.

New York, Sept. 5.-Dun's tomor-
row will say:
Business sentiment in the present
period is susceptible to quick
fluctuation and this week brought a
sudden reversal OF feeling. The turn
has been for. the better and a less
threatening labor outlook chiefly ex-
plains it. Fresh strikes of magnitude
that had seemed to be impending have
fortunately failed to develop. The
whole question of wage adjustment Is
obviously bound up with the high
price problem. which is everywhere
agitation and which has left
an unmistakable imprint on condi-
tons. While renewed J. impetus Is
given to manufacturing and distribu-
ton, yet the fact remains that new
business in some important lines Is
now distinctly hesitant. and that there
is greater conservatism respecting the
future.
Weekly bank clearings. s5,7447sS,-
$50. sabA m vas.a sgs5lts
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
Tolay's Birthdays.

Mario G.. Menocal, president OF the
republis of Cuba. born in the province
of Matanzas, SO years ago today
Pietro Mascagni, composer OF
"Cavalleria Rusticana," born at Leg
horn, Italy, Sc years ago today.
DR.. Edward r. Birge, the new presi-
dent of the University of Wisconsin,
born at Troy. N. Y. 6S years ago
today.
Charles f. Scott, Kansas newspaper
publisher and former congressman,
born in Allen county, Kan. SO years
ago today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
AN HISTORIC ANIMAL.


The following is a bill of sale for a
burro sold by one old prospector TO
another at decadent mining camp
back in the hills"
Sold to r. H. Jones. one lineal de-
scendant of Christs conveyance into
Jerusalem for the sum of seventeen
dollars ($17.00) cash in hand. His
age is unknown to the present gem
Grafton, color twilight. guaranteed to
be perfectly tame and docile, and
easy to catch in handcuffed and chain
ed to a mountain; otherwise 1t is
easier to catch four aces. 1t Is also
guaranteed that he is the Identical
jackass selected by the democratic
party for its political emblem so that
the country might have true and
correct index of its great vocal and
oratorical powers and the high in
telligence of it's voters"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
WHO GOT THE WOOL?

New OK EVtHIHB WUIIU'
Since December. 1918, the govern
ment has sold at auction over 315,-
000, 900 pounds of wool in hand, has
cancelled = contracts for 66,O00,00O
pounds of Australian wool, and had
on hand July about 145,O00,00O
pounds, which included 100000
pounds of carpet WOOL Leaving out
the Australian supply and the. carpet
woods, there remains In the hands of
manufacturers and the government
44S, 900, 900 pounds. The weight of
wool required in a suit of clothes. by
the highest count, cannot exceed eight
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

AVN tAAil DEANhAAAN 5>Ah - -
Civilization has rapidly recovered
from its terrible shock and like An
taeus in his struggle with Hercules,
has risen stronger after its fall.
y Throughout the land Is heard the
tramp of marching feet. not marching
toward the field of conflict. but a
victorious, triumphant army, its APP
pointed task done. human liberty and
universal freedom won.
And now in place of slouchyA
shifty, slovenly manhood stand clean
cut, sparkling-eyed Americans. than
whom there are none stouter- hearted
none of greater soul and purpose, none
who faced unthinkable hazard and
peril with more indomitable faith and
valor
And out of the crucible of seeming
years of anxiety and ceaseless sacri-
flee and inspired hope has been born
more sacred spirit. noblef national
strength, worthier outlook and vision
which will withstand the ouslaughts
of insjdious poison administered by
those who would polluteftand despoil
the principles which alone safeguard
their life and limb.sa N
We have become the bearers of the
torch, the pilot through the ages. the
watchers at the flame of liberty.
We shall see that this light will
never wane. We shall heed it and
feed it that it may burn. brighter and
broader and pervade the living uni
verse.
Our spirit, the essence of our ma
tional life, our lofty. altruistic IDEAL
ism have voyaged afar with bayonet,
and sword, to the east and to the west
and to the north and to the south
and they have returned tosthe land OF
their birth, purer, undefiled, more
powerful, more uplifting, more vibrant
with humanity and mans brotherhood
than eyar before.
We are the beacon fire to which
the nations will look in times of world
wide storm. We shall stand as the
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
SUNDAY. SEPTEMBER I, 1919
PASSING OF THE PREACHER.

Churches of America are languish-
ing for lack of ministers. The country
church is almost a thing of the past,
except in Catholic communities. Thou
sands of small churches have no pas
tors, and ecclesiastical second lieu
tenants are occupying pulpits large
enough for ecclesiastical brigadier gen.
erals Cadets are few and training
schools for the ministry are sparsely
attended.
The pulpit doesn't attract young
men as it once did. Parents are not
advising their sons to seek career
in the pulpit. 1t no longer attracts
in any large way.
There is a reason-maybe two or
three reasons for this condition. First
of all, young men fit for the ministry
can earn from two to five times as
much in other honorable callings. And
moreover, TO the ambitious religious
young man, much of the ordinary pro-
gram of pastor SENS pink. while his
own favorite color is red. He wants a
'man-size job" Generally. when he
sizes up the work of the pastor in
this way, he is wrong, but he has no
way of seeing his error.
Another reason why young men are
not entering the ministry lies in the
fact that religious colleges are being
gradually squeezed to the wall by
schools supported by federal and state
funds. The only excuse the state can
have for paying the expenses of a
school is that it may turn out more
efficient citizens Under our scheme
of government there is-and rightly
complete divorce of the church and
the state.
But that does not mean that the
church should be divorced from
education. on the contrary religion
of the right sort is based on educa-
ton. 1t must be intelligent, must be
able to read and understand. Other
wise, it degnerates into mere super
stition and idol-worship.
There is a great campaign on now
to secure adequate endowment funds
for religious schools. Most of such
schools are not under the control of
church organization, but are
dominated by continuing boards
composed of men who believe in and
give some of their time to religion.
as expressed in our Christian churches.
A religious school must have AT
least million dollars endowment, If
ber of students. A million dollars
sounds like big sum, but how small
it is may be judged by the fact that
our own little state university has
an income about equal to what would
be derived from an endowment of two
million dollars.
If our schools of Christian culture
are to be maintained on anything like
an efficient footing. people who are
interested in preserving our civiliza-
ton from the crassest materialism
must come forward with donations
that will permit the maintenance OF
such schools.
State schools are absolutely neces-
sary, but we must see to it that God is
not left entirely out of our educa-
tional machine. Were such schools
to cease, much that is of great value
beside the education of young men foi
the ministry would pass out of oul
civilization,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
The peach fattened hogs and appl

The peach fattened hogs and apple
fed steers on the Roswell farms ought
to be cheaper meat. Wheat sells for
SO per bushel, alfalfa more than a
cent per pound and cotton seed oil
cake is too costly for cattle feed. The
Roswell newspapers say that If the
Santa Fe railway had no government
barnacles to interfere, it would find
q way to haul the fruit to market
at rates that would pay for shipment
and help to supply localities near by,
which have no fruit
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

lighthouse mid the paths Of liberty
and justice and ambition and toler-
ance; but we will not tolerate those
who would invoke our holy light to
destroy it. Our spirit shall survive
and conquer and make all mankind
kind. The chronicler of history shall
record in his book that America has
kept the faith
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

pounds. Therefore, enough wool is
available for about two and a half
suits of clothes for each adult male
inhabitant in the United States. Yet
we are promised $100 suits to order
and ready made ones about double
their old cost. Why? Who got the
wool? Who holds it? We know who
is being shorn
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
TODAY's EVENTS

Brazil will celebrate today the eth
anniversary of her independence.
Today is the centenary of the birth
of Thomas A. Hendricks, democratic
member of congress. U. S. senator,
governor of Indiana, and vice presi-
dent of the United States.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
HE HAD TO THINK.

The LAWYER was oss-examining a
witness to a robbery. when did the
robbery take place." he asked.
az think" began the witness.
1--WE don't care what you think, sir:
We want to know what you know.
"Then if you don't want to know
what I think, may as well leave the
stand. | can't talk without thinking
I'm not a lawyer
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

The court session in Guadalupe
county last week was brief and free
from expensive trials, crime due to
drink not being in evidence as of yore.
Four thieves of range cattle or of
lesser items were easily convicted or
pleaded guilty and were sent on their
way to wear clothes that will cost the
wearers no dinero, being Of the sort
the state fashions for its chosen guests
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
TodaN,s Anniyersaries.


A. Hendricks, governor
of Indiana and vice president
the u. s., born in Muskingum
county, Ohio. Died at Indiana
polls, Nov. 25, 1885.
1S25-General Lafayette was given a
great farewell reception in
Washington.
1S60-Sir George Simpson, who made
the first overland trip around
the world. died at Lachine.
Quebec. Born in Scotland in
1892.
1S69-Cheyenne was designated as
the capital of Wyoming, and
the first territorial court held
there.
1S94-Captain Stephenson, of the New
York police force. was dismiss
ed for accepting brides.
1S98--h Hung Chang. the great
Chinese statesman, was dismiss
ed from office.
1914-Extreme German right began
the retreat across the Marine.
1915-Zeppelin raid on English coast
resulted in seventeen persons
killed.
1916-Germans surrendered their
ports in East Africa to the
British.
Secretary Lansing and Viscount
Ishii conferred on Japan's as
sistance in the war.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

II is said that the Oldest investment
security is the real estate mortgage,
money having been loaned on land In
as long ago as 1000 years.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
One Year Ago Today in the War.

One Year Ago Today IN the war.
British advanced nine miles beyond
the Somme.
Germans continued a general re-
treat over front of 100 miles.
Allied airmen bombed Mannheim,
center of the German poison gas
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

Don't open your mouth and swal-
low everything you hear--unless YOU
are foolish and do not care who
knows it.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07

Who owns the air? We guess 1t must
be the big Five
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-09-07
TWO MINUTES OF OPTIMISM.
BY Herman j. Stitch.
OUR SPIRIT SHALL SURVIVE.
Copyright, 1919. by the Press Z
Publishing Coz
New York Evening Worldly

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The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1919-11-28

FOR ID
THE UNIVERSAL CAR
TFE Ford Motor Company has itself the task Of supplying
half the automobiles used America The demand for
warrants the attempt and past production proves that be DONE
But just situation developing that will seriously affect
prospective who contemplate buying spring. The
Ford Motor Company has 10000 untitled orders e and the
number growing.
There only way Steel is going to be scarce yet
several years. 1t the nvariabe rule that Ford will
be shipped dealers unless order has been placed and
accompanied by $500 deposit
That the only way get you a but
have will store for you until you ready take
and that time you finish paying for it, Place your order
any one of our garages Backfoot, Shelley or Aberdeen
company absolutely mphaIy filling
Which
place orders IMMEDIATELY there will be long waiting list and much
keends disappointment
Hence all prospective buyers to be alive their best
possession Ford a the arrival Of spring
In Bingham County posponng purchase
Almost fashion this
vicinity.
Runabo $780, Touring $685. $780, Sedan $685. Truck $780,
O. Detroit
Norwich bulletin., 1919-10-04
BOWLING. At the Taftville Alleys. Me.rosA Five.
Army and Navy.
PIainfeId vs. Baltic.

Friday. Oct 3, at Aetna alleys the Plainfield bowlers took all honors get ting the three strings and E. Lyons taking high single, 119. and high three S16
Norwich bulletin., 1919-10-04
COURT BREAKS MARITAL
 BONDS IN FOUR CASES

Four divorces were granted by Judge Joel H. Reed in the superior court at New London on Friday morning.
 Benjamin A. Brown of East Lyme was granted divorce from Lila Kendall Brown of East Lyme, to whom he was married on Aug. Is. 1909. The com pIaint in the suit alleged a statutory offense committed between Jan. l. 1917, and May l. 1919. at Ledyard and Plain field and other places with one Fred erick Baker. The father was given custody of three children ranging in age from to 9.
 Mary Ann Budiet of Norwich, who married Paul F. Budiet of Lisbon in Norwich on March Is. 1911. was given a divorce from him on the grounds of assertion since the day of their mar riage She is allowed to resume her maiden name of Mary Ann Allen
 Alice Taylor Smith of Norwich se- cured a divorce from Fred Smith of Lisbon They were married on April 9, 1894. and she alleged that she was deserted in March seven years later The court gave her permission to change her name to Alice Taylor
 Alleging that she had been deserted on May 30. 1915. and also that her hus- band was habitually incorporate. Lil- Han Estella Durgin of Stonington was given a divorce from James Franklin Durgin of Newtonville, Mass. They were married on Jan. 30 1913. The petitioner was given the right to change her name to Lillian Esteila E1dredge.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-10-04
WAR WORKER SPEAKS
 AT Y. M c. RECEPTION

The opening fall reception for the senior members and their friends was held at the Y. NJ. C. A. building Fri day evening when programme of exceptional merit was carried out. There were banjo and mandolin solos also concert programme by an or chestra led by John M. Swahn. MT. Bradbury's banjo solos were Agioso Rondo (Eno) and Cradle Song (Bacon) while his mandolin selections were the Military Tread Lansing) and The Bag Pipper imitationD arranged. President James l.. Case made the address of welcome.
 A features of the evening was the deeply interesting address by Robert Woolley, of New York, a Y. M. C. A. worker who returned to this country in August after years service in France. While in France MT. Woolley MT. Woolley had large placards show ing the insignia of the different di visions and he explained the rea.ons the insignia had been selected by the divisions. He interspersed his story of the divisional insignia with enter taining readings and for forty five mnutes held the close attent ton of all present.
 Refreshments were served by Misses Marie Gallup, Ruth Loring, Nillete Peck Olive Linton and May Isbister
 The orchestra comprised John NJ Swahn cornet, David Livingston clar- met: Edward Heinrich violin and Martin Waldron piano.
 The committee in charge of the ev ening consisted of Harry NJ. Clark. N. Eugene Smith and Arthur F. Wy man.
 The lobby was pretilIy decorated with fall leaves.