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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

OoA Ay0AI
The Trouble With a Past is That 1t
Won't Stay Past.
Luke McLuke Says.
With Army nurses learning to box
and returned soldiers learning 10 cook
in the Reconstruction Camps. we
wonler which Of these accomplish
a few years from nov
Another aso why a fat man
doesn't wear q brassiers Is because
the blame thing xodid ride mp u
get under his chin every time he sat
down.
The robin lays only three eggs a
year. And at the present price OF
eggs 1t would seem as though the
robins and the hens had been crossed.
Funny how a girl of . hates to be
kissed Just about as much as q girl
% 20 doexn't.
Another damli: Ones upon a time
there was q husband who could al
ways please himself and his wife at
the same time.
Any wife can tell you that what a
husband calls reasons are nothing but
excuses.
why is It that when a lot Of people
find hat they can't write prose they
start to write poetryf
The truth of the matter Is that
there wouldn't be 50 many jails II
honesty paid better dividends.
There Is no truth In the statement
that q married man ver has his own
way. He a 1t every now and thea
when his wife Is willing.
You may nave noticed that the less
Ia man understands what he Is voting
flor the more excited he gets over an
ELECTION.
At that, q married woman can be
thirty years old when . single woman
e thirty years young.
A Glance 1t the Divorce Court rec.
crds ~H show that It IL ten timei
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

Maybe the girls used rouge on other
portions of their anatomy n let their
faces alone In Browning's time. Any
way, the poet makes Fra Lippo Lippi
say: paint the soul; never mind the
legs and arms"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

legs anu arms.
Good Dope.
OF course, LIES not a round OF bliss,
And trouble Is distressing;
But every misery you miss
You should count as a blessing.
Hunt
There is a great deal of satisfac-
ton in being good aid n larson. ,ns
Rounder. cit certainly cuts you out OF
a lot OF fun"
Mercyi
II a cello is known as a chello,
Our languages would make a man
hhellow:
I would like TO kle.
Where the "h" comes from, Dor
at puts me to Sleep"
A Punch.
"Don't you think hat my new novel
has a punch 2" asked Scribbier.
at sure has," replied the Friend
at put me to sleep"
Ooofs {
An angry man is Jailer Pells.
His life is filled with strife:
For while he has a lot of cells,
He can't shut up his wife.
What?
(Coldwater (Ohio) C~hronicle.)
Luke. what's become of the o.. (
man who used q bootjack to pull his
bootes and cussed between pulls?
Things 20 Worry About.
In Holland the Flu is known as tbs
Zinkingskoorts.
The Horrible Han.
In these days when we are talking
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

or course, LIES not a round or bill
And trouble Is distressing;
But every misery you miss
You should count as a blessing.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08
Names Is Names.
Our Daily Special.

C. Yurasavage lives at Niagars
Falls. New York.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08
Bits of Bu-Pldu


BY LUKE McLUKE
Copyright. 1919, the Cincinnati
Inquirer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

The Trouble With a Past is That II
Won't Stay Past.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

The Horrible Han.
In these days when we IRE TALKING
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

(coldwater (Ohio) Chronicle.)
Luke. whats become of h o.. (.
man who used q bootjack to pull his
bootes and cussed between pulls?
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
CALOMEL NOW
PURIFIED FROM
ALL OBJECTIONS
[ Chemists Rid Doctors FaN0ritc Mcdi-
cine OF Nauseating and Saliva
tin Qualities New Variety
Called "CalOtabS."

A triumph of modern pharmacy
that is blessing to the whole world
that is the opinion of physicians and
druggists who are familiar with the
hausealess calomel that is wholly
free from the Objectionable effects of
the old style calomel.
An occasional purifying of the sys-
tenn and thorough cleansing of the
liver are absolutely essential to
health.s and, as all doctors know, cal
omcl was the only drug that accom-
plished this result. No what the un-
pleasantness and danger of salvation
are entirely removed, the popularity
of the new calomel, Calotabs, will Toe
vastly increased. It's effects is ue-
lishtlul. One tablet at bedtime, with
a swallow of water-thats all. No
salts, no nausea, no gripping, nor the
slightest unpleasantness. You wake
UP next morning feeling fine, your
liver cleansed, your system purified
and with a hearty appetite for break
fast. Eat what you please-no dang
er Of salVation. No restrictions of
nabit or diet.
For your protection, Calotabs are
sold only in original, sealed packages
price thirty-five cents. Your drug
fist recommends and guarantees them
by refunding your money il you are
are not delighted with them. adv.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
FRESHMAN COURSES GIVEN
IN 1919 SUMMER SCHOOL

Fayette, Ark, April 22.-The Uni
versity of Arkansas has arranged to
offer as many as possible of the reg
ular freshman courses in the coming
summer school. This will enable stu
dents Just graduated from the high
schools Of the state to enter the Uni
versity in June. 1t is believed that
many students can in this way COM
plete their college work in three or
three and one-half years.
All college work offered during the
summer will be equivalent in method,
character, and credit value to sim
liar work in the academic year The
summer faculty will include not only
members of the regular university
faculty, but also number of men
and women of rank from other states.
The university training high school
will be maintained in the hands of
competent experts, who will instruct
students desiring to earn high school
credits.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
Buy A Bone

The Tennessee will be launched
April 20 and will probably be the last
battleship to be christencd with wine
as national prohibition is effective
July l. However there will be many
an old "freighter" christened and
many schooner sunk during the last
few days in June.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
Buy A Bond
buy A Bond---
AN EVENTFUL DAY.

1t is too bad that the government
doesn't float liberty loan every six
months, or in some way inaugurate
movement that will be cooperated
in by the merchants, business men,
and farmers of the community to
suspend business routines and indulge
in a regular holiday. Practically cv-
cry business establishment in the city
closed down yesterday noon and en-
ployces who have spent months be-
hind counters and over desks were
set at liberty to enjoy themselves.
Farmers and their families from the
neighboring community dropped their
plows and rakes and came to the
city to participate in the celebra-
ton. 1t was really an eventful day
Just after noon the big parade
wendell it's way down Main street and
the crowds OH the side walk got to
jostling each other and laughing and
pretty soon the whole city took on
an air of relaxation. The arplanes
from Lonoke provided thrills, the
very evident American flags brought
a flutter to the heart of every true
American and the vast throng that
filled the tabernacle subscribed for
bonds with the eagerness Of school
children at play. The country club
maintained its quota of white clad
figures chasing elusive gutta- percha
spheres across the green; about a
hundred cars trailed up and down
the river roads with tell-tale bamboo
poles dashed to the sides, and an
endless stream of cars rambled about
the city streets filled with merry
parties i'll holiday regalia.
Pine Bluffians had more real fun
yesterday than the residents of Buda-
pest do each time they celebrate a
new government regime.
buy A Bond
THEY'RE OFF!
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24

1t didn't take half dozen "hard-
boiled" corporals to keep that bunch
of vets in step yesterday.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
buy "A DOHU-
THEY'RE OFF!

All teams in the big leagues chop
ped off, yesterday. OF course to the
minority who do not follow the ma
tional pastime that means but little.
But to the majority who do follow
the diamond dope, yesterday was al
most as eventful day as the Fourth
Of July or Christmas. Baseball to
the bug" is both subsistence and re-
ligion and yesterday inaugurated his
season Of urestrained joy.
They're off!
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
UNIVERSITY TRAINS
DISABLED SOLDIER

Fayetteville, Ark, April 22.-Jesse
F. Drown, disabled Arkansas SOL
der, has arrived at the University
of Arkansas and is enrolled for a
course in steam engineering, which he
will take under the government ar
engagements for vocational training.
Mr. Brown was sent here by the
Board of Vocational Education
OF the War Department, and is the
first student OF be enrolled under the
plan of this board. His disability.
entities hm to free vocational train
ing and pay during his stundent-
ship.
zTss-y~----r-------
Let a. Graphies3Wtant Ad fill your
wants.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
ANOTHER ANTARCTIC
EXPEDITION PLANNED

London, April 23.-Another Amarillo
expedition is being planned, accord
ing to statement printed in this
mornings newspapers. John Cope,
biologist with the British Amarillo ex-
petitions of 1914-l917, will be lead
er and expects the expedition to start
uJne 1920.
He proposes besides carrying scien-
tic Investigations to ascertain the eX-
tent of mineral and other valuable
deposits on the amarillo continent. He
has obtained the famous exploration
ship Terranova and intends to take
an airplane for surveying the inter
Tor of the continent He hopes also
to make a flight to the South Pole.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
Buy A Bond

4-Buy A Bond -
About the first thing a man thinks
about when he. sees an airplane go
into a nose dive is life insurance.
buy A Bond
McXico's spring drive on bandits is
sending those worthy gentlemen to
isolated summer resorts at double
time.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
Cut This Quit Is Worth Money

cut InIS OMt-It Is worth MONEY.
DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slip enclose with SC to Foley & Co.,
1886 Sheffield Ave-, Chicago, ILL.,,
writing your name and address clear
ly. You will receive in return a trial
package containing Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound, for coughs, colds and
Group. Foley Kidney Pills and Foley
Cathartic Tablets. Mann's Pharmacy.
Adv.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
KECAPTURE FOUNTAIN.

Baltimore, April 23.-lsaaiah Foun-
tain (colored) who escaped from GUS
'tody last Monday night following the
first day of his trial on the charge
of assaulting 13-year-old white
girl, was recaptured at the railroad
station at Hartley, Del. today by the
deputy sheriffs.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
Buy A Bond

And now that baseball season has
opened for good, "grandmother's
funerals will again become popular
with the office boys.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
-Buy A Bond

Irish strikers at Limerick, by u
clever ruse, outwitted the guards who
attempted to prevent them from re-
turning home over the Sarsfield
bridge. What chance did the guards
have trying to hold out against a
mob of Irishmen, anyhow?
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24

Royal NO. 10 Flour, Milled espec-
tally for hot biscuits, fine cakes, pas
try. and bread. 1t is the pure product
of the best winter wheat. The City
Feed company, wholesale and retail
groceries. 800 State street. Telephone
214. We deliver. 4-23-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24

If you want to buy something, a
Graphic Want Ad will secure it for
you.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-04-24
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not otherwise credited in this paper
and also the local news published
herein.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

The modest young lady is general
ly much sought after but in our whole
life that is the only instance where
modesty ever paid. Perhaps the rea-
son this section has never received
any help in the way of improvements
from the Government is because we
have been too modest. Let's forget
it and go after something that
amounts to something-the long, long
trail from Funston to Bliss. We've
got 'er coming all right.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

The Honorable Jouett Shouse has
landed. He hove into good port.
The fellow who was inclined to laugh
at the young Democrat a few years
ago hasn't any laugh coming now.
"Jist politics." he says; but we want
to add that it is mighty good politics
that will get recognition for man
who writes Kansas after his name.
If Shouse hadn't been made of the
right sort of stuff he never would
have been politician enough to crowd
up so close.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

That was a great fuss made up at
Topeka over the hanging of the pic
ture of President Wilson. Too much
time was wasted on the matter. We
feel sure the President will agree
with us. Besides, Mr.. Wilson is re-
ceiving such high honors in Europe
that the matter of hanging his picture
with a lot of lesser lights probably
give him any great concern.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

You can always rely on the never
was to give more reliable advice than
the has-been. Meanwhile that the
fellow who has climbed to the top Of
the ladder and slipped has greater
hesitancy about advising as to the
method of getting to the top than the
fellow who has always viewed it from
the lower round.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

No, the Democrat has not yet
brought out a candidate for mayor.
If someone else will bring out the
guy we favor it will save US lot of
trouble. Just the same we have our
idea in the matter. Meanwhile we
shall adopt the watchful waiting poll
cy so frowned upon by the average
politician. Some call it "settin' on
the fence"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

An exchange laments the fact that
our legislators are poorly paid. Quite
true, quite true, but perhaps the
thought will occur to many that taken
as a usual thing they get just about
what they're worth.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30
First published January 80, 1919
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT

State Of Kansas, Seward County, IS
In the matter of the estate of c.
Orville Davis, late of Seward County,
Kansas.
Notice is hereby given that on the
18th day of January, A. D. 1919,
the undersigned was, by the Probate
Court of Seward County, Kansas,
duly appointed and qualified as Ad-
ministrator of the estate of G. Or
vile Davis, late of Seward County,
deceased.
All parties will take notice and
govern themselves accordingly.
C. o. DAVIS,
Administrator.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Meade county got some publicity a
few years ago when her representa-
tive at Topeka introduced bill to
lengthen ladies skirts. Now Meade
county promises to get some more
publicity through her representative
up there before a good roads booster
A lot of people in Kansas will know
there is W. S. Gibbons and Meade
county before the session is over.
This is a prediction.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Liberal might get a lot of good
publicity through agitation for either
commission form of government or a
city manager. We're getting almost
large enough to change our method of
city government anyway.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

A new job has been unearthed for
the doctors. A French specialist has
discovered that badness is due to
hardened ear-wax, and claims that in
several tests when the wax was re-
moved hair began to grow on the.
vacant spots.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

After all these years old Columbus
is to be deprived of the honor of dis
covering America. A Wichita man
is responsible for the startling dis
covery. Possibly this is a sequel to
the discovery of the German spy in
that city, said spy later turning out
to be a Government operative.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

The dailies tell us the representa-
tive from Seward county has intro
duced a bill minus the enacting
clause which goes to show that there
can be other mistakes made beside
voting mo"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Stumps in the Mississippi aren't
any more aggravating than sand in
the roads of the. southwest. "wise
men" up at Washington just as well
help build roads in Kansas as to keep
the stump puller busy in the Missis-
sippi.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

After the countless millions that
have been spent dredging dead leaves
out of the Mississippi it looks like it
would only be fair for Uncle Samuel
to build us that road we are all talk
ing about.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

FARMERS: Your Creamery at
Liberal is buying Cream every day;
we are acting as agents for the Beat
rice Creamery until we get business
in shape to start churning again:
Bring us your cream.-The Liberal
Equity Cooperative Creamery and
Produce Co. '31tlc
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

]. C. Crawford made a business
trip to Bucklin the last of the week.
Mrs. R. H. Gray of Los Vegas, New
Mexico, arrived in the city Saturday
to visit her sister, Mrs. E. j. Long
we'll and family.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30
Subscription Price. $3.50 Per Year

Entered as second class matter jan
uary 8, 1911, at the postoffice at
Liberal, Kansas, under the Act of
March 3. 1879.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Take your poultry, eggs and hides
to Walt Heppler, at the Creamery
poultry house. 37t4c.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Arthur Barrett, cashier at the
Rock Island and Mrs. Barrett spent
Sunday with Mr.. Barrett's parents
in Dalhart.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Mr.. and Mrs. S. E. Jester of
Marrysville, Kansas, came the last OF
the week for a visit with Mrs. testers
sister, Mrs. John Priefert near the
city.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Speakman of
Tyrone were visitors in the city Tues
day.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Glen Riggle made a business trip
to Tyrone the first of the week.
John Irwin of Hooker, was bust
ness visitor in the city Friday.
Mr.. Pate, the photographer visited
relatives in Guymon Sunday.
Judge V. H. Grinstead made bust
nesse trip to Hooker Saturday.
Chas. Summers made a business
trip to Guymon the last of the week.
Miss Eta Tyler of Tyrone spent
Sunday with her sister Mrs. F. A.
Lake.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Nall went to
Hooker Saturday where they will To-
cate.
Paul McHargue of the Star Lumber
Company spent Sunday with friends
in Tyrone.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. W. Mast of Ty-
rome were visitors in the city the last
of the week.
Mrs. George FRITZ of Guymon Wis
tied her son, Otto and wife a few
days last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. o. Miller went to
Hooker Saturday to visit Mr.. Miller's
brother and family.
Miss Ruth Mcclure of Guymon was
in the city Saturday and Sunday for
osteopathic treatment.
Miss Minnie Hartman returned from
visit with relatives in Hutchinson
and Bushong, Kansas, Friday night.
Mrs. Wiley Risley and children re-
turned from a visit with her parents
in Figure Five, Kansas, the last of the
week.
Mrs. Clearance Dotson came from
Tyrone Friday to spend few days
with relatives and have dental work
attended to.
Mrs. E. A. Coville of Kansas City
and Mrs. G.. M. Hill of Pratt came
Saturday to visit at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. J. D. Hill in Sunnyside.
Mrs. Ada Matthews and children
left for Hutchinson Saturday for a
visit with her parents. Mrs. Mathews
may decide to remain in Hutchinson.
Miss Grace Yoemans, Superintend-
ant of the Kismet schools and Miss
Anna Detmer, a teacher of Kismet
were shopping in the city Saturday.
Miss May Gafford of Oklahoma
City who spent a few days last week
with her sister, Mrs. Olive Howe, left
for Texhoma, Friday to visit her par
ents.
Misses June and Estella Cox left
for Chicago and st. Louis Saturday
where they will select their spring
stock of millinery goods, which they
will place in the Economy Store.
Prof. and Mrs. Lou G. Jones are
spending a few days this week in
Hutchinson. Mr.. Jones is field Sec
rotary of Salt-City Business College
of that place and it is in the interest
of the same that they are there.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Prof. and Mrs. Lou G. Jones are
spending a few days this week in
Hutchinson. Mr.. Jones is field sec
rotary of Salt-City Business College
of that place and it is in the interest
of the same that they are there.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Mr.. Pate, the photographer visited
relatives in Guymon Sunday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Judge V. H. Grinstead made a bust
nesse trip to Hooker Saturday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Misses June and Estella Cox left
for Chicago and st. Louis Saturday
where they will select their spring
stock of millinery goods, which they
will place in the Economy Store.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

John Irwin of Hooker, was a bust
ness visitor in the city Friday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Glen Riggle made a business trip
to Tyrone the first of the week.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Miss May Gafford of Oklahoma
City who spent few days last week
with her sister, Mrs. Olive Howe, left
for Texhoma, Friday to visit her par
ents.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Mrs. E. A. Coville of Kansas City
and Mrs. G. M. Hill of Pratt came
Saturday to visit at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. J. D. Hill in Sunnyside.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Mrs. Clearance Dotson came from
Tyrone Friday to spend few days
with relatives and have dental work
attended to.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Mrs. Wiley Risley and children re-
turned from visit with her parents
in Figure Five, Kansas, the last of the
week.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Miss Grace Yoemans, Superintend-
ant of the Kismet schools and Miss
Anna Detmer, a teacher of Kismet
were shopping in the city Saturday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Miss Minnie Hartman returned from
visit with relatives in Hutchinson
and Bushong, Kansas, Friday night.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1919-01-30

Mrs. Ada Matthews and children
left for Hutchinson Saturday for a
visit with her parents. Mrs. Mathews
may decide to remain in Hutchinson.