El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-05
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The Holy Land Is much holier than
. u Was.-GreeuvilIe Piedmont
II ever a place was misnamed il IS
ArchangeL-Portland Oregonian-
It may be that we had this years
winter last wiuter.-Detroit News.
1t seems that the only use Of the
consumer is 90 be Ousumed--Elorida
Times-Cnion-
John Barleycorn naturally thinks
national prohibition Is a rum go
Arkansas Gazette.
Let Us cUnfne the waving OF the
red flag 70 our railroad crossings
Dearborn Independent
Any peace that favors Germany
VIII be one that passeth understand
lug--Phiadelphia Inquirer
Those who once were saying Amen"
to the league idea. now merely cry
Amend Newark News.
Peace without victory seems TO
have shifted around 20 victory with
out peace.-New York Call
Money stfI talks. but contact with
the high cost or living seems 70 have
given IL throat trouble - Arkansas
Gazette
Mr.. 1larcoss0n says the American
melting pot has become caldron-
Yes, and 10 needs skimmiug, too
Omaha Bee
The Siberian railroad is losing only
Sf0,000.Q0O month. but ir may eaten
Up with our speed some day.-NeW
York Evening sun.
when we recognized Poland's- indie
qendence we didn't mean that she
should be too darued independent
Greenvius Piedmont
The Koreans have been doing their
best 20 signal 10 Japan that they. too,
are proud and sensitive people
~ ashiugJon Star.
Ile FORMER A1iser Is suffering from
ear trouble. No wonder. with the
stuff that continuously reaches his
ears--Nashviue Banner.
The eNKalsers sudden devotion 90
literary pursuits looks suspiciously
like a belated attempt 20 write the
Wrougs.-Manila Bulletin.
and apparently the kaiser Is bet
ter Of with the blues iu Holland than
he would be with the Reds ln Ber-
Hn--Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Pershings drastic orders against
the fanks flirting with German W0-
men are going 10 give his presidential
boom a big impetus ll the suffrage
states--ArEansas Gazette
Well just as the kaiser expected
and propnesied more than year ago.
German ships are landing troops IN
New York Cleveland Plain Dealer
The neTFs that $3.50 Tauks are stiu
missing may be explained By the fact
that they are an out hunting up their
mail or past due salary
Lodge KAN Republican
The German sailors are said 70 be
taking a neutral attitude during the
present trouble In Berlin They don't
want 20 mar their war record. evil
dentlr--S yracuse Herald
The desperate straits Of eNroyalty
iu Europe is instanced IN the case OF
former emperor Charles. who has
taken refuge fra a Swiss castle that is
occupied 10y his motherinlaw--kan
sas City Journal
The diplomat who Is afraid Of an
other war" II TOO heavy an indemnity
rs laid upon Germany. reminds rs OF
the courage that puts the family sill
yer out on the buffet so the burglar
won't have 20 wake you up 20 ask for
the com binati0n--Venango Herald
We whipped the redskins in order 70
gain this country, we whipped the
redcoats Ina order 20 gain our indie
pendence therein. and we are not go
ing 10 allow the Reds TO mar what we
have gaiued--kausas City Journal
The Salina Journal is now complain
Ing that overseas mail service is too
swift Many Christmas packages
mailed five months ago are now being
delivered 10 the addresses, when de-
lay Of a few more months would bring
them I'M just i'm time for next Christ
mas--kansas city star.