The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-12-25

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Somebody says. the old-fashioned
paper collar is coming back. We doubt
1.-THE cost Of white paper will pre-
vent it.
Giving is radiating good, and when
one ceases to radiate good he might
AS well go hence. The world needs
him no longer.
A happy day in daughters life is
when her fellow writes that he will
be home from school December 20 and
for her to tell his people.
A priest fell seven stories in Phil
adelphia and never regained con-
seriousness. That is what you would
call taking one drop too much.
We find that our New Year resolu-
tons for 1919 have been so little
damaged by wear and tear that they
will serve very nicely for 1920.
"How far Is it to Sweet? 2" asked a
motorist Of Old Bill Misgivens. "Ten
miles as the crow flies" replied Old
Bill. sixteen as the Ford flivvers"
The New York World calls her "the
Goldman woman" OF course, she's
a woman, such as she is, but why re-
mind us that the sex could ever be so
iisgraced by such derelict?
After carefully perusing the dis
patches, we found nothing unusual
December II, except q Chi
ago man married woman who kill
ID her first husband.
when | dine in a Boise restaur-
mt" remarked Old Bill Misgivens,
potatoes look like flowers and the
ce cream looks like foliage. l can't
distinguish the food from the land
cape"
. -
Oranges are prophylactic against
nfluenza, says medical writer. Upon
eeing the germ in the road you throw
t an orange, thus taking it's mind off
while you slip up another
treet.
Bobby, just home from his first
isit to the country, was telling the
olks of it's wonders. "And say, ma"
e said, "out on the farm they get
iilk from cows, and it's just as good
S any"
This coming January 2 promises to
Q one of the quietest in the history of
he country. The crash and uproar
,used by the breaking of January 1
will be lessened to a re-
degree.
The deficit next June will be much
YER a billion dollars, Washington
port says. That is bad, but the de-
lit in Christmas eggs is what is
ginning to poster US IN Emmett,
md there is another deficit that We
I'VE promised not to mention.
Mr., Bryan thinks the Democrats
ay win If they will permit him to de-
ynate the campaign issues. Mr..
ryan was permitted to designate the
mpaign issues for . period Of years.
nd everybody remembers what hap
ned to the Democratic party
. Q .
One of the best things Santa Claus =
es is understand what children mean |,
len they write letters like this one ~
,m little Emmett girl Dear San =
please send me some candy, an =,
ange, a pair of overshoes, and so :,
rth." =
Following the style set on this day As
ice coated sidewalks, man sat !.
nself suddenly down on Main street 81
iday He looked around carefully. %
% ladies near, | guess" he said and p
en- let loose line of profanity that -
'lted the ice block ahead of him. %
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A well-dressed stranger strolled up
a colored prisoner. who was taking So
long interval of rest between two W,
ives Of pick. "Well, Sam, what r.
me did you commit to be put in %
'se overalls and set under guard? ?"
h went on a furlong, sab" Went
a furlong? You mean you went on
"No boss, it was sho'
II furlong. All went too fur, and
stayed too long"