The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-03-28

Tate Brady.s idea may be to mako
I1lst uuAhfc FOR democracy
We gather from editorial com
monts that IN" official organ Of thr
democratic caucus Ia rather sorry
mat mo democrats trlumphod In
Tulsa and Tulsa county
n seems "A little stranEc that the
sand Springs sieuths never discOy-
cred IA. real crpokcduess ln the
Tulsa city administration unul this
Lt,k about going 10 SpayIuiw for
b'itrr water came up
Al Cotuc. deputy United states
MarohGl at MuskUKce has sold 80
many ronfircated booze cars that the
, fraternity undertook To even up mat
l"iH To som" extent by stealing his
now Buick roadster Tuesday night
The announcement that Judge
WDodrouRh Uf Omaha would hold
tho Aprll term ot the federal court
ht Tulsa. has caused ali the federal
employees 10 dig up their walking
Sh6eS ana go inlo active training
The only possible way you can
figure II is that Il was some / w. W
who know, tho part played by Judge
Lee Dun,els In winning the war for
democracy. who was mean enough
10 steal his car The day after he
bought IT.
Even II mrAlcstcr is one Of tho
most patriotic cities IN the state,
IN IIVa l.t a
out enmasse, candOr Cumpels us to
doubt the story that 10000 people
greeted the nm ammunition train
when II arrived In that town this
week
Al any rate. Tulsa IS the only city
that has man who invites the auto
thleVeH 10 steal his car and he In
wllipg To pay $50 to any OF the
light fingered" gentry who will get
AWAY with II. He figures he win be
ahsad on his monthly bills II some
accommodating thief viii relieve
him OF ihn responsibility OF support
Ing car.
biIl Dingley says lie ls not overly
inclined To be toculHr but datblast
hi~ stats II he can see why anyone
should take seriously any attempt
to exposo official Crookednesr and
lnS methods OF dosing business when
the movement lA headed by Tate
lirady and backed by Charles Page.
iill says he juHt naturally can't help
seeing the funny sido OF that sort OF
situation
On thha joyous occasion we rise
to remark that the democrats OF
Oklahoma are badly in need OF con
ISOLATION, All their leading papers
are refusing to send flowers or twang
a harp. The Oklahoman and Tines
have bolted the party candidate for
mayor OF Oklahoma city; the Times
Democrat finds cause for compll nl
In huskogcc. and the official organ
OF the democratic caucus" Ii daily
apologi iLing for the election OF Tulsa
county and city democratic officials
snap shots from the Dallas News
II has just about gotten 80 In this
country that when man orders n
ham from tho grocery store n report
gets out that he has struck oil Al
general thing, when the automo-
bile iS new the owner goes over II
with toothbrush and next year
no let's the rain groom It, Maybe
you also have noticed that when
pretty boy gets To the age where he
wants to bo handsome II is almost
impossible. One OF the strangeat
things In this world In the way mil
linery that looks like 10 cents sells
for $50. our observation Is that
after a middl.ased man has made
about n million dollars he thinks his
Judgment was first-cla-u In every re.
spect except matrimony Mrs Pea
wish aays that one reason why she
thinks Mr.. peovish has sold their
lAberty bond IL because he has
bought 10 bottles OF hair tonic In
the last two weeks