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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25

parked in the kitchen in just such
strategic position as to cut off
husbands advance on a dark night
via the back door.
The master of a house is a guy
who wears rubber heels and walks
on tip toes. He does a classic
toe dance out of the debris of his
former happy garage and takes it
on the tail spin, there isn't a thing
in Woody's IA points about house
cleaning, which, if the league should
neglect to take up, will start new
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
Civ Commissioner
Pet Dog Wears Tag That
Indicates the Year

Dewey" City Commissioner But
ler's pet dog, wears tab which in
dicates the year. This year the tag
is number "19"; last year it was "l8,'
and thus it has been for 10 years.
The dog was named for its donor,
Frank Dewey.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
Business Man Washes
Windows Because
Janitors Are Scarce

\ Pedestrians at Fifteenth and Far
nam streets paused and stared in
wonder. A somewhat robust,> but
dignifed man, wearing clothes that
would have served as an advertise
ment for tailor, was washing win
dows at the Megeath Stationary
company.
That's Isaac Kahn" conhded one
man to a friend He's president of
the Megeath Stationary company,
and secretary of the Wise Memorial
hospital, and treasurer of the Raj
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25

ston stove works, and half dozen
other things"
"Dcmocracy's a wonderful thing,
isn't it." unused the mans compan-
ion, as they passed on.
While Mr.. Kahn worked at his
windows his employees stood about
and gave directions. By the time
he had finished one window he was
perspiring but not discouraged.
You see," he explained" there's
shortage of janitors. and besides
it's good exercise"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
AL F. ABETT.
Ye Editors Fortune.

1t may be interesting to
know that the fortune of John
D. Rockefellow is double the
combined fortunes of Andrew
Carnegie, Henry Ford, Vincent
Aston and the editor of the
Sherman County Times.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
Grow with Growing Ord.
lord Quiz.

Doctor Barta reports a pair of
twins born this week to Mr.. and
Mrs. Edgar Petersen of Vim
ton. The doctor says this is
the fifth time he has been called
upon to officiate at the arrival of
twins since he has been in Ord.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
Don't Get "Freshn Marshal

tsidney Telegraph.)
The city tax on dogs will be
due May |. Procure your tags
from the city clerk.
E. BOWMAN, Marshal.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
There Smartiei>

You may think you know what a
busheln1an is, but do you? No, he
doesn't work in grain elevator and
has nothing to do with bushel meas
ures. He is a man who repairs or
alters mems cltthing.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
Bit By Bit

"I'm afraid your wife's mind is
gone"
Il don't wonder at it, considering
that she has been giving me piece
of it for so long."-Cartoons Maya
zine.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
More Foolishment.
fRy r. 1le.)

fRy r. 1le,)
Said ruthless old rounder of Rye:
Il know where I'll go when | die,
1t will be like New York,
When they put in the cork,
On the first OF the coming JULY"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
AMFRIC AN

The kaiscr's place of refuge in
Holland is Amerongen. The first
four letters must remind him of UNI
pleasant things
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25

war. The Spanish gold fish is do
ing a loop the loop in bucket of
soap water and wondering how he
happened to be saved on the ark.
Everybody in Draft Age.
Everybody is in the houseclean-
ing draft age, and hubby is warned
not to become a conscientious OBJ
jector, neither does it make the rent
any cheaper. If the furniture was
not supposed to gallop all over the
house, it would have wheels on, in
stead of legs, and would make the
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
Playing Safe.

When a man hasn't got anything
else to do nowadays he starts out
and gives a lecture on "The Truth
About Russia" and no matter what
he says, nobody is in a position to
contradict him.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
< Al 1T AMI1St

We take off our hat to Harry
Hawker. He had the good old An
glo-Saxon nerve which has made
that breed the dominant race of the
world.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
Must Be Robust.

Harvard CourierD
Clarence Traut has so far re-
covered as to be able to ride
around in a Ford
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
WILL YOU "RAISE HIM?

tWheeIer County Independently
M. Petscher is now looking
after our cream station and will
be glad to see you with a can
of cream.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25

ticular seat. But why look on the
dark side of things? He picked the
right seat and since then he
picked out seat as district court
judge, member of the state board of
control and a few other nice seats.
BE sure you get the right seat
and then 60 ahead is Howard
Kennedy's motto.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
RULES FOR AUTOMOBILE
DRIVING IN
OMAHA.

1. No automobile shall be driven
along any street within the corpor-
ate limits of the city of Omaha at
speed greater than 100 miles per
hour.
2. In passing street intersections
automobiles shall not move faster
than Is miles an hour.
3. When a pedestrian is crossing
the street along which an automo-
bile is being driven, signal of the
horn or whistle shall be given. If
the pedestrian fails to heed this sig
nal the motorist shall, nevertheless,
try to avoid striking him. If COL
lision is unavoidable, it is the duty
of the motorist to see that the body
OF the victim is removed to the side
walk SO as not to be a menace to the
safety of other motorists.
4. Automobiles must be equipped
with cushioned tenders so that as
little injury as possible shall be done
to pedestrians who are struck.
5. When a pedestrian is struck
and merely injured, the motorist
must call up hospital and arrange
for the removal of the victim before
proceeding on his way.
E. Street cars must stop at every
street intersection until all automo-
biles have passed.
7. Pedestrians should avoid cross
ing the streets except in cases of ex-
IRENE necessity. Remember that
motorists have the right of way.
8. When an automobile is dam
aged by striking pedestrian, the
pedestrian shall be liable for the
damage.
9. 1t is unlawful for children un-
der the age Of Is years to crossNa
street unless accompanied by an old
er person. This dangerous practice
must be stopped.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
ODD!

Odd!
That sailors odd,
You will allow.
Who does not kick
About the Chow"
Cartoons Magazine.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25

60 out and help Colonel Welsh
spend that" said Judge Estelle with
smile.
Il might buy the judge some
liquid refreshment with this" said
the colonel, smiling.
Il wonder if there is a trace Of
the inebriating kind of liquid left
in the city," said the judge.
Then he raped for order and the
trial proceeded in the solemn man
ner of the law.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
FRESH CITY VEGETABLES.


Scotia Register.)
The life of a country editor
isn't all sunshine, most of us
have many ups and downs. but
we were glad we were newspa-
per folks last week, when we
received two boxes of fresh
vegetables. all the luxuries of
the season, from Mrs. ]. A.
TulIy of Omaha. We certainly
enjoyed the treat, and appre-
ciate her kind remembrance.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-05-25
And They Always Have 1t.

Oh! the meekness of their meekness,
when they're meek
And the weakness of their weak
ness, when they're weak,
But the weakness of their meekness,
and the meekness of their
weakness
Are utterly extinguished when
they've cheek!
Cartoons Magazine.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-29
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HOW TERRITORY WILL BE DIVIDED

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-29
S1S,OOO Race Just Starting

Young men of Birmingham and throughout the ad joining territory accepting the invitation to auo mobile at expense of The AgeHerad Nominations ing rapidly. yours the way? Are going to skim about these handsome touring this summer by putting in few weeks of your spare time?
 Here's your invitation to automobile free Simply fill and go after it.
 Age-Herads big campaign is just starting Over S18OO prizes await the young and who enter the now Why not be of them? Your cooperation in tending the circulation of The Ageerald will be we'll rewarded
 Think of acquiring such valuable prizes shown this Grasp this opportunity today It nothing to enter will it cost cent later Every prize FREE You need only drive one of these your homeall August
 Don't wait until others get ahead of you Don't let automo bile away you because you neglected to send the nomination blank.
 The blank shown opposite counts 2000 votes The first sub scrpton coupon shown page properly filled and tached to the first check counts additional So you the first subscription oban if it is for period year starts you with 27 900 votes including the regular number of votes given on the subscription.
 Don't hesitate Sit down and nominate yourself.
 Win of the handsome motor FREE.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-05-29

Agents and carriers will receive full credit commissions subscriptions turned in from their territory This campaign
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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-03-20
MIller's Antiseptic OIL. Known As
Snake Oil
viii Positively Remove Pain IL Three
Minutes

viii Positively Remove Pain IL Three
Minutes
Try 1t right now for Rheumatism,
Neuralgia, Lumbago, sore, stif and
swollen Joints, pain in the head, back
and limbs, corns, bunions, etc. After
one application pain disappears as II
by magic.
A new remedy used internally and
externally for Coughs, Colds, Group,
Sore Throat, diptheria and Tonsilitis.
This oil is conceded to be the most
penetrating remedy known. Its
prompt and immediate effect In re
iieving pain is due to the fact that
It penetrates to the affected parts OF
once. As an illustration pour ten
drops on the thickest piece Of sole
leather and it will penetrate this sub
stance through and through In three
minutes.
Accept no substitute. This great
oil is golden red color only. Every
bottle guaranteed; 90c, soc. and $1.OO
a bottle or money refunded at Red
Cross Pharmacy, Lakeland, Fla.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-03-20
.;LASSIHED ADVERTISING

foh SALE-one Columbia Grafonala
and records. Nearly new. At a bar
gain. 2O7 West Magnolia st. ssss
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-03-20

GEORGIA HOME CURED SMOKED
NEAT, hams. shoulders and sides
W. T. Overstreet. fremont Hotel
1859
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-03-20
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
NO l. 45 acres bearing grove, well wa
tered and we'll improved, containing
~ acres in tract. Bloom for 10000
boxes fruit. Price $4,000.
NO.. So acres of land-15 acres in
full bearing. we'll improved. Price.
$4,000.
NO. g. 40 acres, "a acres in bearing
grove, well improved. Price $4,000
NO. 4. 16 acres, 5 in grove from ten
to fifteen year old trees, bounding
Arcadia corporate limits; flowing
we'll, etc. Price, $3.50.
For further information phone or
address
R. F. LEWIS. Arcadia, Fla
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-03-20
SIDEWALKS

HAIR SWITCHES made to order; al
so all kinds of hair work WORK
Guaranteed. Mrs. Jas. Bovee' eOt
West Main. 80
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-03-20

The mild climate Of Florida offers
farming opportunities not eQualed
elsewhere in the Union.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-03-20
Good Buys
In
Real Estate
~

EXCELLENT MODERN BUNGA.
low, six rooms and bath, new, best
condition. Large lot, 100 by $50
feet, all set to bearing orange and
grapefruit trees. Nice garden now
growing. Well located, twelve min.
utes walk from center of city. An
excellent place, which may be
bought entirely furnished with good
modern furniture for $36OO.0O
m
A VERY DESIRABLE TWO-STORY
seven.room, modern house. Fine,
large sleeping-porch, large living.
room, and other desirable features
that 60 to make a comfortable
home. Ten blocks from post Office,
on best residence street Of the city.
Well kept lawn, with generally at
tractive surroundings. This place
may be had furnished for 100000.
(3)
GOOD MODERN, FIVE-ROOM BUN.
galow, well located and attractive.
Good grassy yard, good garage,
good neghborhood. $25OOO0 with
terms.
(1
BEAUTIFUL UNGALOW SIX
rooms and bath, new, modern, at.
tractive. One of best built and
most desirable houses in the city.
Three bedrooms, s closets, large
living room. Good garage, tenant
house, and large 5-acre lot, one half
set to citrus trees. Attractive lawn.
with trees and shrubs. One Of
prettiest and most desirable sub
urban places in the city. A per.
son seeking a refined, quiet place,
can find no better. Price, COM
pletely furnished, $55OO.0O
(5)
BEAUTIFUL AND BEAUTIFULLY
located Bungalow of six rooms and
bath. Very nicely finished interior,
with good fixtures, etc. Lovely
lawn, fine bearing citrus trees,
large garage, and everything need
ed to make a desirable and comfort
able home. Best suburban neigh.
borhood, overlooking lovely Lake
morton. YOU'D LIKE 1T. Price,
| 100000
EXCELLENT TWO.STORY HOUSE
seven rooms and large bath. East
front, corner lot, rs by 140 feet, good
location. Lot well developed, hav.
ing a variety Of fine fruit trees
flowers, and shrubs. Good, new
garage. A good place and good
investment. Especially desirable
for person wanting we'll located
place for home. Price $3500.00 cn
good terms.
Miss May TOmlinson
REAL ESTATE AGENCY
Room 2, Skipper Building, Front Of
Mum Park
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-03-20

Good Bricklayer and Plasterer de-
sires work. Address M szeglow,
Oh; BOX 165, R. F. D. A City 1886
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-03-20

second hand furni-
;ture Address Furniture, care Teie-
i'ui . $685.
gram.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-03-20

DIR. WIN. B. RANNELLS
OSTEOPATH
I will be in my office on Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays only Of
each week.
Appointments may be made at the
Office Fanny day during the week for
the above-stated days and for Sun
days.
Office Rooms I and 8
First National Bank Building
Office Phone 1874
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1919-03-20

J. G. WILLIAMS
Attorney At Law
uonR Annex
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-12-09
CHICAGO WILL
JET 1T
nn1ERnhrIonAL news sERvIeEl

iNAEENHl tONHG HEWS EHStSE
WASHINGTON, Dec. fluctuations
were strong today that the Republican
National convention will be held IN
Chicago on June S. The withdrawal
OF San Francvisco from the lists and
throwing OF the strength Of the Pacific
Coast TO Chicago has apparently made
the choice OF that city Inevitable.
ITS a good guess that the second
Tuesday In June. which falls on the sth
Will be selected as the date for opening
the convention said a man high in
tho councils of the Republican national
committee today. The primaries will
all be over By the end Of May" he de-
clared. and ii IS a cafe bet that June
s Will be selected"
The Republican national campaign
viii be financed by from one 10 two
million people contributing sums from
81 to $1,000. the latter being the maxi
mum sum that will be accepted By the
Republican National committee from
any one person. Chairman Will II.
Hays said today 70 CORES
pondent. We are going to decentral-
ize the national campaign fund and
thus get more people interested in the
policies" said Chairman Hays. I'VE
have set 81. 900 as the limit OF any one
contribution to the campaign fund and
what we chiefly want Is to get every
body 70 come through with a donation
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-12-09
Boy Scout
Column
SCOUT MEN

Last evening marked the closing Sos
sion Of the course in Scouting which has
been held for the past eight weeks. The
session was held at the Hammond Cafe
and Peter Brahos certainly did himself
proud. About forty men-many promi-
neut in the business and professional
life Of Hanmond-assenbled at the per-
fectly appointed table and partook OF 8
splendid dinner. after which each man
rose and Introduces himself and ex-
plsined his connection with Scouting.
After the introductions National Com
missioner Harris rendered an emblem
OF authority to Mr.. Davie. who has ac-
cepted the position OF Scout Executive
for the Hammond Local Council and will
take up the work next Monday. A round
Of applause greeted Mr.. Davie when he
was introduced.
A number OF men were called on and
gave talks which created great enthu-
e,ssm for the cause of Scouting. Father
| Nickels OF ST. Joseph's church told OF
his appreciation OF Scouting and showed
how he. as a boy. had considered Scouts
as 'sissies" because they councilled the
other boys not 10 do the usual dare
devil stunts that boys delight in. Mt.
D'Errico told how they are reaching
| nearly a hundred new boys through a
court of instruction given daily after
school for the boys or St. Joseph's.
George Hannauer gave a fine talk and
told OF some OF the plans OF the Local
Council for the betterment OF the work
| here. Col. Meyer touched q splendid
! chord which brought a responsive note
from every heart when he spoke OF the
/ wonderful opportunities presented by
! Scouting for touching the lives OF boys
and leading them on to high ideals OF
life and good citizenship. lie emphasized
the responsibility resting upon each one
for the welfare OF h% neishbor.
Jerry Finn was accorded much
praise for his success with the boys OF
Troop Q and he told of his love for the
work and how he worked to make good.
Harrison VOORHEES, was another who told
OF his conversion to a belief in Scouting.
He pledged his support to the work and
from past experience we know that he
meant II.
Direct results Of the course so far are
Mr.. Poweiski. Scoutmsster OF Troop II,
and Mr.. Stokes as Assistant for Troop
Is. Several others Will doubtless work
IN as soon as the new Executive gets
on the ground.
Those who are entitled 70 certificates
from the National Department OF Edu'
cation OF the Boy Scouts of America are
James Kelly. G. J. Brusell. Robert F
Finn. Andrew Ko~alsk. H. ]. Derner
Andrew PoweIskI, o. ". Mcdonald. Lev
Golden. Edw. Eisenhutt, Alfonso Siegrisi
IT. A. DErrioo. A. II. Cox. Rex Hidy
Ia q. Merrill. Frank A. Gordon. Bartin
Lund. W. II. Coilett. Edw. Gorecki. yohi
r. Krawcxyk- Sylvester Pyrz. H. 8. Voor
hels. John Zitz. Harry F. Stokes. Ere
Malon, Jesse E. Wilson, o. y. Ksei
WIN. F. Ryan. James BeiIby. Herman {
Hermes. Edward zits, Carl Douglas an
Hollis Hunter. A few have TO uuHlif
lin the out-of-door work but that can b
taken al their convenience SO IL Is eN
pected that every man on the list wi
receive his diploma
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-12-09

A GOES

Sergeant Cramer in charge of the
Hammond recruiting station for the
U. g. Army received notification today
of the appointment Of Col. George L
Converse as commanding officer OF the
Indiana Recruiting diatrict. Col
Converse succeeds Capt. John q Rcitz
who has held the office sinca ths death
OF Major Ryan
The portable hut which was sent out
By .he Sixth division 70 boost recruit
ing fo- tho r>adical department. left
Harmond today for Rensselaer,. Two
rev racrui.s were received tfrohg-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-12-09
NEW NAVAL
VICTORY

A large supply OF the new Naval
buttons has Just been received. at the
main Navy recruiting station at In
d~ianapolis according to a communice-
ton which was received this morning
by Boatswain Mate J. H. Grave. who
Ii In charge of the Hammond station.
Any man that has served in the war
with Germany is entitled TO one OF
the buttons. Those eligible are men
discharged with honorable. very good.
good, ordinary. medical and purchase
discharges. Men who have already
been released from the service may get
their buttons from the commandment
OF the naval district where their rec
ords are retained. Discharged men
should bring their ischarges to h
Hammond station for forwarding in or
der TO facilitate the work.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-12-09
SUES STREET
RAILWAY co

For injuries which he suffered when
a stree car collided with a truck on
Sheffield avenue. Hammond. Mr.. Otto
Schneider has brought suit against the
II. W. al E. C. Ry. Co.. for $4,000
damages. The accident occurred Janu-
airy IS. 1918. Schneider was riding
on the front platform OF the street car
whom Il struck a truck. The front
vestibuis wac demolished and the
young man received a number OF injur-
les. according TO the complaint. One
leg. he says. was crippled permanently.
rendering him UNIT for his usual vo-
cation as q chauffeur. The complaint
was nled today in the Hammond su-
perior court by Attorney Fred Bar
nett.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-12-09
PENN. OPERATORS
HEAR BASIS
INTERNATIONAL NEWS sgRMegl

INTERNATIONAL NEWS SEHNlCEl
PHILADELPHIA. Dec. s.-Pennsyl-
wanna GOAL operators gathering here for
a conference today declared they had
heard from washington that the coal
strike is to be settled on this basis of
a twenty per cent increase in wages 70
the miners. The settlement was reported
to be based on a two-year agreement.
The operators said they could not see
how such an increase could be granted
without increasing the price of coal 70
consumers. which has been expressly
forbidden by Fued Director Garfield.
The operators gathered here today fol-
the meeting of the Central Pennsylvania
Coal Operators Association which met
behind closed doors to thresh out plans
to meet the increase in wage which is
certain to come. They have alread,
agreed to the fourteen per cent increase
but declare that IL IL goes beyond thai
figure the price of coal 20 the public
must be raised.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-12-09
DOUBLE TRAGEDY
AT DENVER

DENVER, colo, Dec. s.-Jacauelen
Powell. 81 years old. is dead and her
mother. Mrs. Emily LippiHcott Powell.
wealthy divorces OF this city is at the
county hospital suffering from bullet
wounds that physicians believe will De
fatal.
The girl and mother were found
earl his morning by Dr. Butler. in
their fashionable nome on Csr5na st
The child had been shot and instant
" killed and It is believed BY police
that the tragedy was the result OF q
suicide mania on the part Of the moth
err.
Mrs. Powell has lived in Denver fol