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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-15
Children's Day at Burgess Mash
A Column
torMother!s
To Read
MILL, QIorcoe

The popular garment for
school wear and our as
sortment is so complete that
every girl may have just the
style that suits her best.
There are serge and flan-
mel MILDLY blouses, also
those of white washable
material, with detachable
collar and cuffs of serge or
flannel. Sizes 6 to IA years,
$685. to $3.50.
Plain white middies, 6 to
IA years, $1.95 to $685..
Burgsss-Nash Co.-Seeond Floor.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-15
Berlin Professor Given
1918 Nobel PHYSICS Prize

Stockholm, Nov. l4,--The Nobel
prize for physics for 1918 has been
awarded to Prof. Max Planck OF
Berlin university. The physics prize
for 1919 has been given to Professor
Stark of Greifswald university.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-15
Things That
Children Need

DR.. Parker's Waists, 39c.
MILDLY Laces, 10c pair.
Pearl Buttons, Sc and 10c card.
Velvet Grip Hose Supporters for
Children, 19c and 29c.
Hickory Waists for Boys and
Girls, Soc. -...
Shoe Shining Outfit, 39e set.
Hair Pin Cabinets, 10c.
"Bonnie B." Wells with dots,
15c each.
String Shopping Bags, Ice each.
Muff Beds, 79c to 1918.
Silk Finish Crochet Cotton, 8
balls, 10c.
Kid Curriers', zoe and Soc a pkg.
Main Floor.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-15

Mary Mix-Up Picture Books
given free to all children visit
ing the Junior department on
the Second Floor.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-15
Hair Bobbing

The way a child's hair Is
cut is a very noticeable fea-
ture Of its appearance.
We have expert attendants in
our Mems Barber Shop on the
4th Floor, which is especially
equipped for children.
Burgess-Nash Co.-Fourth Floor
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-11-15
Hair Bous
Soc to $l.OO

To finish off the dainty
costume the girl must have
a beautiful new hair ribbon.
~ We are featuring the Mary
Jane Hair-Bows for Saturday.
l to 2 yards Of ribbon in each
bow, priced from Soc to $1.00
each.
Burgess-Nash Co.-Main Floor.
The fool-killer., 1919-09-01
smart of racket and dust while

of racket and dust while
it was going on.
Now let me show you how
nicely the beginning Of that
seventh day types the beginning
of the millennium. The world
went on with it's nasty work till
the six thousand years were out,
and it hadn't cleaned up and got
ready for the Thousand Year
Sabbath. So the cleaning up
had to be done in the morning OF
the Great Sabbath.
And that's what is going on
n1w-cleaning up.
That's why everything IS IN
such a confused uproar.
The old scaffolds are falling.
The devils old chips and shaw
ings are being swept out, and
the dust of crumbling thrones is
in the air.
Of course it don't look much
like a Sabbath condition in the
world yet, but you just hold
your tater and wait till God
gets this mess cleaned up.
Then you'll see.
Now run along and make fun
of old Pearson for having such
fool talk if you want to. But you
had better do your fun-maklng
pretty quick or you may not get
the chance.
AS sure as God lives, these are
FACTS that I am poking at
you, and if you don't believe
them now you will be forced te
believe them later.
Take your choice.
The fool-killer., 1919-09-01
THE MULE.

mule he is a funny sight,
He's made of ears and dynimite,
His heels are full of bricks and
springs,
Tornadoes, batteries ram and things,
He's fat as any poisoned pup;
It's just his meanness swells him up;
He's always scheming round to do
The thing you most don't want him to.
The mule he lives on anything;
hes got a lovely voice to sing,
And when he lets it loose at noon,
1t sounds like buzz saws out of tune.
He stands around with sleepy "
And looks as if he'd like to die.
But when there's any dying done,
1t amt the mule, I'll bet a bun.
Some folks don't treat mules with
respect,
They say they amt got intellect;
That may be so, but if you've got
10 go to heaven on the spot,
And want a way that doesn't fail.
Just pull the tassel on his tail,
Inc mule he tends to his own biz:
he don look loaded, but he is.
Search Me.
The fool-killer., 1919-09-01
WANTED IT TO FAIL,

Gee-whillikins!
What an awful fuss and fury
is being raised about the "Plumb
Plan" for government ownership
and control of the railroads!
The plutes are having geem-
iny-fts so fast you can't count
'em.
They tell us that we tried gov
eminent control during the war
and it was a failure.
Well, wasn't private control a
failure, too, else why did the
government have to take hold?
Answer that, please mann.
Everybody admits that pri-
vate control fell down on the
war job, while government con-
troll did manage to get through
with it.
But here is another fact about
it that you have probably never
thought about.
We have never honestly tried
government control yet.
1t was undertaken under the
worst conditions possible and the
scheme was in the hands Of men
who really wanted to see it fail.
The Wilson administration and
the big p~lutocrats we're working
together on it, and this is the
way they reasoned:
1--WE see that there is a great
and growing demand for gov
eminent control of railroads.
Well, we will now pretend to try
out the scheme, and we will de-
liberately conduct the business
in such a way that it will be a
failure, and then we can go be-
fore the people and show them
that it has failed, and they will
not bother us about it any more.
Thus we will save the sWag for
our dear friends, the railroad
p~lutes."
And they worked that game
to a finish, not only on the rail
roads, but on the telegraph and
telephone lines.
Just wait till we try govern
ment ownership under condi.
lions where the men in charge
WANT it to succeed, and ther
there will be a different tale te
tell.
Great Smoking Vesuvius
When the railroad workers pre-
t scented their case, they were me-
by a statement from Presiden1
I Wilson to the effect that the,
must wait until normal condi
lions are restored. For the low
of Mike! That is exactly on
. par with telling a drowning mai
to wait patiently until the dan
/, der of drowning is past, an'
then you will help him out. |
the workers could wait through
a time like this until norma
conditions" were restored,
r guess they could keep on waitin!
=, then. Now is. the time that tn
help is needed, and there is GO
I ing to be help or hell one o
t luther, and that purity quick.
The fool-killer., 1919-09-01
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The fool-killer., 1919-09-01

The Bible gives absolute
numbers and dates with as much
certainty as your almanac tells
you when next Christmas comes.
The only chance for an error is
in the matter Of Chronology
the dates in past history that we
have to figure from.
We know that we have got to
figure 1920 years from a certain
date away back in the past, and
there is some dispute among the
best chronological students as to
JUST WHEN that date was.
But the margin of dispute is not
wide enough to make any great
difference in time. After allow
ing for all that, we can be abso-
lutely certain that the time is
up NOW, and that the millen-
mum has already started.
The Bible does not stop with
just one line of proof, but it
gives at least a dozen different
converging lines of evidence, all
focusing on practically the same
spot.
Imagine a great wheel with
spokes leading from the rim to
the hub. You can start at any
point on the rim and follow a.
spoke and it will lead you to the
hub.
That is how the Bible operates
on the millennium question, and
it shows in many different ways
that the change in dispensations
is now going on.
There is plenty of proof that
SIX THOUSAND EAT since
Adam have already ended, and
that we are now living in the
SEVENTH. And the SEVENTH
is the MILLENNIUM.
Each "day" Of creation repre-
sented a thousand years. Each
one of these creative days may
have been several thousand
years long, but they were each
intended to stand for one
thousand years of the time that
was to follow.
God worked through six crea-
tive days, and then what did He
do?
He rested on the seventh.
Which proves that there
would be six thousand years of
work, struggle and suffering for
the world, and then a thousand
years Of Sabbath Rest.
The seventh day of the week
being blessed and sanctified as a
day of rest points right straight
to the Seventh Millennium as the
Great Sabbath.
But the trouble is that the
folks have not known what tC
look for in the millennium
Those who believe that such Z
time is coming at all, have ar
idea that j. will be Il very sue
den change-over from sinful con
ditions to a state Of absolute per
. lection.
, They think that one day tn
world will be here in it's natura
evil environment, and the mex
y day it will be a perfect paradis'
all transformed in a night, s.
to speak.
i But that is very far from tn
truth.
Going back to the days of crea
ton, let me call your attention
to the fact that God didn't quit
finish His creative work in tn
| six days. The Bible says H
ended His work on the SEVEN
:, TIL day.
Now I'll bet a purity you didn'
know that, did you?
The fool-killer., 1919-09-01
MORE ABOUT THE MILLENNIUM


as a rule they don't seem to have
a very clear idea of what the
millennium is. They speak of it
as some visionary and uncertain
time in the PARKWAY future-a
time of peace and happiness
which is believed in as a remote
possibility, but they think it can
not possibly come for several
million years yet.
Now look here.
Let's you and me reason this
thing out, as the preacher said
to the bear.
Do you know why the world
wants to think of the millennium
as being far in the future?
Lemme tell you.
It is because the devil is run
ming the world now.
The world is full of sin and
wickedness.
And the devils lieutenants
here on earth-the Big likes who
run the rotten politics, the fash
ionable religion and the strut
tin society-all these high-and-
mighty hypocrites know very
we'll that when the millennium
of peace and righteousness goes
into business here on earth they
will have to close up their devil
dens and go out of business.
Naturally, therefore, the sin
full world WANTS the millen-
MUM to be a long way off.
The wish is daddy to the
thought, and so they teach it
that way.
It don't hurt the devils busl-
ness any to talk about a millen'
mum if it can be kept a few mil
lion years in the future.
All right, honey.
And now looky here again.
Amt you got sense enough tC
see that if the world should go
on in this same old sinful rut for
the millions of years that they
now put off the millennium, they
would still want to put if off just
that much longer?
Can't you grasp the fact that
the wicked world would NEVER
get ready to admit that the time
was up?
1t would always try to put it
off and put it off, and keep on
putting if off.
So that the newspaper writer
living ten million years from
now would still speak of the mil
lennium as a far-off and uncer-
tain event.
Now listen to yer pap!
If such a time of peace, happi-
ness, justice and righteousness
is EVER going to come in the
world, 1T WILL HAVE TIC
COME SOME TIME
And whenever it DOES come
the world will not be expecting
it and will not be ready for it.
Therefore, gentlemen of tn
jury, I submit this:
Since the millennium MUS
eventually come as a surprise t
the world, why is 1t not just a
reasonable to suppose that :!
might come NOW as to think
may come a million years fror
now? Why would it be an
more harm to surprise the worl
now than later?
Because / repeat that no ma
ter how long you wait, this oil
sin-soaked and devil-ridden cres
ton will not be expecting it an
will not be ready for it.
If the world and the devil ha
the power to push the miller
The fool-killer., 1919-09-01

that you can put the world back
where it was before the war.
10 reject the Wilson program
to stay in the frying-pan,
While to accept it means to
Jump into the fire. Verify,
verify | say unto you, it is hell
either way.
Nice truths can be told in nice
words. But some of the UGLY
truths that NEED to be told
these days may possibly demand
the use Of words with bristles on
'em.
Woodrow Wilson will go down
in history as the man who said
more wise things and did more
foolish ones than any other man
that ever polished the seat of his
britches in the White House
chair.
president Wilson is Pleased
With Effort to Lower Living
Cost."-Headline. Oh, we'll,
Wilson may be pleased with the
EFFORT, but the suffering mil
lions can't eat and wear Eff
FORT. They want some RE-
SUITS.
I am not saying that the scan
dalous term, 'Doughboys," fits
our soldiers, but | will just re-
mark that dough is soft. And
any soldier that is "soft" enough
to want to be plutocracy's tool
some more-he is a "Doughboy"
all right.
"The President so far has out
generated the G. O. P. on the
high cost of living ISSUE" says
a writer. Which means, I sup
pose, that the President has al
lowed the cost of living to stay
so high that the Republicans
couldn't have made it any high
er.
The Non-Partizan League does
not seem to require any ratify-
ing by the Senate, but it gets
there just the same. Next time
Wilson and his bunch of high
broWs want to make a League
they had better consult North
Dakota.
| am in favor of government
control of a good many things,
but first I want an administra-
ton that can be trusted-one
that will not be reckless and
wasteful. The present admin
istration can't even control it.
self.
Jeffersonian simplicity is well
exemplified in the royal splendor
in which Woodrow Wilson ira
: vels over the country. He has
: a train Of eight palace cars to
7 carry him and Edith and all the
attendants and funkeys that
their royal highnesses require.
/ If Tom jefferson could see that
l he would turn over in his grave
! The editor of one Of the ex-
tremely reactionary papers that
| | get has just admitted in his
| last issue that he is in debt ST.
I 500. Man alive, if | couldn't
; live under a system of govern.
E ment and keep up better thar
that, I don't think / could have
the gall to publish a paper sup
porting and praising the system
The fool-killer., 1919-09-01
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r

Let me see you put an old
rooster back into the egg-shell
OF a big oak tree back into the
acorn, and [ will then believe
that you can put the world back
where it was before the war.
The fool-killer., 1919-09-01

10 reject the Wilson program
means to stay in the frying-pan,
While to accept it means to
jump into the fire. Verify,
verify I say unto you, it is hell
either way.
The fool-killer., 1919-09-01

Nice truths can be told in nice
words. But some of the UGLY
truths that NEED to be told
these days may possibly demand
the use of words with bristles on
'em.
Washington Journal., 1919-08-22
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Washington Journal., 1919-08-22

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Washington Journal., 1919-08-22
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localities
FOR NEWS EDITOR

FOR NEWS EDITOR CALL
phone Sc.
H. E. Monk was fined SIS in NUM-
cipal court Wednesday for violating
traffic laws.
We take orders for bathing suits
in Satin, Taffeta, Sateen and Serge.
Come and see samples. Smart Hat
Shop, Mildred V. Maus, 1913 Citizens
Bank Building.
A Ford automobile owned by the
Magnolia Petroleum company, stol-
en- at the Carnival grounds, was re-
covered by the police force Wednes-
day night in front of the Consumers
Ice company.
The Owens. Motor Sales company,
dealers in the WHY'S Knight and
Overland cars, are now located at
314 West Barraque St. 5-7-6t
Ernest Reicher, who was in France
for % months with the 18th Engin-
GERS, will receive his discharge at
Camp Pike today, and will return to
his home here. Mr.. Reicher is a
brother -in-law of w. C. Roebuck.
The Owens Motor Sales company,
dealers in the WHY'S Knight and
Overland cars, are now located at
314 West Barraque st. 5-7-6t
Mr.. and Mrs. S. G. Eagle have re-
moved from 725 State street, and
have taken apartments at 713 Main
street, Mr.. Eagle is Associated Press
operator at the Graphic.
Miss Selma Strobe he's severed
her, connection with the Jefferson
Hotel, and will leave today for Jack
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Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-05-16
Try This If You
Have Dandruff

There is one sure way that never fails
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is to dissolve it. This destroys it en-
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You can get liquid arvon at any drug
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ounces is all you will need. This simple
remedy has never been known to fail.
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TRIP TO SPRINGS
FAILED TO HELP
Mrs. Richards Spent $500 In Vain
Search for Health; Is Relieved
Through Taking Tanlac.

81 actually spent three hundred
dollars for medicines of different
kinds, but nothing seemed to help me
till / began using Tanlac," said Mrs.
A. M. Richards, of 303 Thirteenth
street, Denver, Colo,
"Three years ago. she continued,
Il began to suffer from rheumatism
and stomach trouble, and while the
rheumatism affected me all over ]
suffered mostly in my hands and feet.
Medicines failed to help me and I
went to Idaho Springs for treatment,
but came back no better For two
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couldn't use my arms at all. My
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dizzy.
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and / now weigh all of hundred and
twenty.I can walk all over town,
going anywhere want, look after my
house without any trouble and just
feel fine. That dizziness is gone, too
and l am in better condition now
than I have been in three years"
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
everywhere. adv