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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

A woman can get a shiftless bus
band in about five minutes, but it some
times takes a life to get rid of him.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

Baby's little dresses will just simply
dazzle If Red Cross Ball Blue is used
in the laundry. Try itand see for your
self. At all good grocers, sc.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

A woman raves over her new Easter
hat and her husband raves over the
bill for it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

The belle in the choir often brings
more young men to church than the
bell in the steeple.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

The pen is mighty-and there is q
certain kind that some men ought to
live in.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

Cousin Bill says: 'The crow may
be a troublesome bird but he never
gets noisy without caws."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

Talk Garden to 'Em.
Tell your victory garden message
to the world, says the national war
garden commission Of Washington to
every gardener.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16
Easily Done.

"How do it's promoters propose t.
float that new enterprises"
with the water in its stock"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

The mar who makes the least noise
is often the most dangerous.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16
What is Castoria

~ASTORIA is q harmless substitute for Castor OIL Paregoic,
Y Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. 1t contains neither
Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guar
antee. For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for the relief
of Constipation, Flatuency, Wind Collie and Diarrhcea; alayng Feverlsh-
nest arising therefrom, and by regulating the Stomach and Bowels
aids the assimilation of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Chidrens Panacea-The Mothers Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in Use for over
Soyears. has borneth he signature ofChas. :. Fletcher. and has been made uad is
All Counterfeits, limitations and 'Just-asGood. arc but Experiments that
trife with and endanger the health of Infants and -
Chidren-Experience against Experiment
Genuine CastOria always bears thesgnatureo 0L&<GX EGIEC&A&
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16
SA1ED BY 4
FAITHFUL WIFE
Suffered Thirty Years With Stcrn9
ach Trouble and Hemorrhages
of the Bowels.
The Story Of a Wonderful Recovery

h is hardly
any one who does
not .
some trouble with
the stomach. It is
so common that we
frequently pay lit
tie or no attention
to it. Yet, the
stomach is very
easily upset, and
catarrhal inham-
nation Of the rnu-
1900. TS1s- -x~1
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

No politician ever poses as a re
former while in office.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

A ~soft-headed nail and a hard-head-
81 man are both difficult.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

Sometimes an eye is not as black as
it is pasted.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

A stupid man compliments a wom-
ans teeth, but a clever man makes her
laugh.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16
In BAD With Both.

'Mr. and Mrs. Wombat seem to hate
you, yet you were an early friend Of
EACH"
THAT'S the point. I introduced
them."-Louisville Courier-Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

The man who is looking for a soft
place without honest labor al usual
" find it right under his hat.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-05-16

You can't judge tne size of a mans
brain by the amount of noise he
makes.
The Punta Gorda herald., 1919-05-15
Fish Camp Notes

Petruccia Fish Camp, May Sth.
Editor Herald - Seeing nc
news from this neck of the woods,
| will drop you few dottings.
Fish have never been so scarce in
the bay except, trout, and they
are plentiful. Many hook and
line men make from SIS to $15 per
day. l am not saying this to en-
tice many anglers down here, but
the West Coast Fish Company
has one small boy with knee
paint who catches from 25 to SO
pounds per day.
Capt. Fred Bell, Of Launch
Teddy, got to reading the pic
lures In last years almanac and
ran aground in Matlacha Pass one
day this week. But the ever
faithful R. w. Powell, with Capt.
Henry Quednau at the wheel,
went to his rescue and found
Capt. Bell still hard in his studies
Of the almanac
The Teddy was high and dry on
the bar, when Capt. Quednau
shouted, "Rise Fred! Arise and
take this life line!" Capt. Bell
dropped the almanac, made the
line rast and Engineer Mayes of
the Powell, got the signal to pull
sand and straight way Teddy
was afloat.
If any one of your towns en-
joys diving for large turtles, send
them down, as the bay is full of
them, lying up on the water, tax
ing sun baths, N. G. Lanier, who
transferred the Teddy's cargo,
found three large turtles at one
sight, but Neal says, if a turtle
wants in his launch, he will have
to jump in, as he is giving him no
helping hand.
| will say, Au Revoir, but not
goodbye. old FISHERMAN.
The Punta Gorda herald., 1919-05-15
Iceless Refrigeration

If you are not sure of having
plenty of ice to use next summer,
why not make an iceless refl1ger-
ator? These household convent
ences are inexpensive and easily
constructed, but they keep butter
and milk sweet in warm weather
without the use of ice. Ask the
nearest extension worker connect
ed with the Department of Agri-
culture for directions by which
you can make one, or write the
d p ut m ent of Agriculture,
Washington, d. G.
The Punta Gorda herald., 1919-05-15

of the state, little definite head
way appears to have been made
in signing up groves. Tampa dis
patches are to the effect that a
meeting of interested factors for
discussion Of the new plans will
be held there about May 5th.
So far as can be gathered from
the details of the plan as they
have been wired from California
and as the merger is explained in
press dispatches, the movement
will be competitive alike with
privately owned marketing agen-
cies and with cooperative as
sociations of growers such as the
Florida Citrus Exchange. On
the other hand, there are indica-
tions i'll the personnel of the pro-
moters and in some features OF
their prospectus that they expect
Ito absorb certain factors in citrus
distribution commonly known as
speculative marketing agencies.
That the latter type of fruit
selling organizations would soon-
er or later be compelled to adopt
policy of grove ownership in
order to provide themselves with
sufficient volume to continue their
business on profitable basis long
has been predicted in view of the
growth of the cooperative mark
citing idea The rapid increases
during the past year or two in the
proportions of the citrus crops of
California and Florida handled
by the Fruit Growers Exchange
of this state probably have hast
ened the decision of the specula-.
tTve interests to acquire large
holdings of fruit producing prop
critics
The Punta Gorda herald., 1919-05-15

Arcadia Enterprise, Friday :
Rev. D. B. Sweat and family left
Wednesday morning for College
Park, Waycross, Ga, where they
will spend several weeks the
guests of friends and relatives.
Mr.. Sweat has had charge of the
business affairs at the News office
for some time, and the usual
strain accompanying such ardu-
Gus labors, fit a man for long
period of recreation during the
course of year. We hope he
will fully regain his strength
while in Georgia.
The Punta Gorda herald., 1919-05-15
Gilchrist at Tallahassee

Ex-Gov. Albert w. Gilchrist is
at the capital this week shaking
hands with the legislators and re-
newing old acquaintances among
Tallahassee people. Mr.. Gilchrist
is, excepting only Governor Blox-
ham, one of the most popular men
here that ever occupied the execu-
tiye chair, and when he comes to
town he is one Of the boys.-Tam-
pa Tribune, Friday, May 9th.
The Punta Gorda herald., 1919-05-15

Here today. M. Mofqus,
optometrist, at Dr.. Matthews Of
fee at Cochran Drug Store. 20-1t.
The Punta Gorda herald., 1919-05-15

E. v. Camp, G. E., visited Bar
tow Monday.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22
REBEL BANDS
MENACE EGYPT
Armed Bedouins Enter Be-
heira Province and
Rob Towns
By Associated Press

London, March 22.-The situation
in Egypt is becoming worse and at
the present time is distinctly grave,
a Reuter- dispatch from Cairo says.
General Allenby, the commander in
Palestine, will reach Cairo Tuesday.
The large forces of troops already
in Egypt are being reinforced.
A large number of armed Bedouins
have entered Beheira province, Low
er Egypt, from the west and are
robbing towns and villages. The sit
uation is not regarded as presenting
any military danger.
The Turkish flag is reported to be
flying in some villages of Behelra
province. There are no reports of
any casualties having been suffered
by the military, but some prominent
native officials and several Egyp-
tian police have been killed.
The disorders in Egypt have been
ascribed to the activities of the
Nationalist leaders. several of whom
have ben deported.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22

keep at the game and, like all the
other exhibitors at this show, he has
no kick at the industry. There is a
feeling, however. that more motor deal
ers should get into the truck game. AS
one critic put it: THE car volume is
being sacrificed because of new interests
and because of the dealers methods and
because he has added new lines. A
distributor or factory is entitled to eX-
pect a certain business in a certain
area, so what the dealer must do is
departmentize. He must establish a
car department and a truck department
He must see that he has men to concen-
trate on the activities of these depart
ments separately. If this is done each
will maintain its proper volume and the
total volume and total net profit will be
greater The distributor should realize
that trucks and tractors are going to
be big source of profit for dealers
in the future and he should train his
dealers to hande all lines, including cars.
to the maximum, thereby making his
dealers the most successful in the whole
territory" 81
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22
MiddletOUn
Smaller Airplane Now
Used in Making Flights

The large airplane that was soar
ing over Middletown, and vicinity for
the past several weeks, has been
dismantled and stored in one of the
store houses of the Ordnance Depot.
a smaller type of machine is in use
at the present time.
John Beachler. a guard at the Will
mington shipyard, is spending several
days in town.
Mrs Sherman Hawthorne, of Har-
risburg, was the guest of the social
circle, which was entertained by Mrs.
F. w. Myers, Pine street, Thursday
afternoon.
| C. Fl. Hoffer has returned home
from the Harrisburg Hospital. where
he had an operation performed on
| his eye.
E. s., Gerberich who purchased the
Shellenberger double brick house on
Pine street some time ago, has sold
the property to F, w. Myers of town.
| Mr.. Myers will move into it the early
part of April.
Thomas Jordan. who spent the pasf
year at the Soldiers Home, Dayton.
Ohio, arrived in town yesterday and
will spend sometime here. A recep-
ton was given him by the Elks.
The Middletown Praying band, will
meet at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
A. L. Mansberger, state street. this
evening. f.a.. 'rs
Mr. and Mrs. I. H. Doutrich enter
| tanned a number of little folks in
honor of their daughter. Mary Eliza
beth Doutrich's birthday Games of
various kinds were played by the
little folks. Refreshments were
served. :.
Miss Kate Finnesan. of Royalton.
has accepted position as clerk in
the Singer Department Store on
Emaus street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22
Missouri Senators
Offer to Resign if
Reed Also Quits
Rm Aaancinted Prcsa

jefferson City, Mo-, March 22.-
Fifty Democratic members of the
Missouri legislature yesterday offer
ed to resign if Senator James A.
Reed. Dem ocrat, from Missouri,
would resign from the United States
Senate. The legislators then propose
to run for reelection, as they sug-
gest Reed should do, to force a
popular vote in Missouri on the
League of Nations.
The House of Representatives re-
Gently passed resolutions demanding
that Senator Reed resign because of
his opposition to President Wilson's $
program. The challenge of the leg
islators yesterday came after II SER
les of conferences in which they de-
cided to throw down the gauntlet
! to the senator and at the same time
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22
LEGISLATURE Il NEWS
SNYDER URGES
CLERKS BILL
Says State Is Responsible
and Should Have the
Men

"The auditor generals depart
ment is responsible for collection of
the inheritance taxes and RESPONSE
bility where there is no participation
is an absurd arrangement" said
Auditor General Charles A. Snyder
to-day in regard to the bill to give
the auditor general authority to
name clerks in the offices of registers
of wills to attend to collection of di-
rect and collateral taxes arising from
estates of decedents. This bill went
down to defeat in the House by a
small margin. Efforts to have it
put back on the calendar have been
under way.
The auditor generals Office has
been evolving a system for collec-
ton of direct inheritance taxes
which it producing more revenue
every year and the aggregate of the
income for the Commonwealth from
direct and collateral taxes is now
over S5,0O0,000. AS the State gets
it all, Mr.. Snyder's contention is that
it should not be made purely local
matter, but that the State should
be represented directly.
While the list of counties shows
that Sullivan is the only one which
produced no revenue arising from
estates because no one whose es-
tate was liable to tax seems to have
died in that county IN 1918, there are
others where the income is big, so
great in fact that a bill to reduce
the fees of registers of wills for col
lections is going through the Legis-
lature with administration backing.
1t would not affect present registers.
but their successors would be under
it. In the two big counties the reg
isters could not receive over S1O,-
600. They have been getting con-
siderably more, notably in Philadel-
phia. The necessity of investigating
every death means constant work
by some one from the registers Of
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22
THE DAY OF OLD
GRAY MARE is GONE
[Continued from First Page.l

tContinued from First Page.l
crombie. of the Steelton Company Store
1t cost them 81 1-2 cents per mile, but
| they stuck to it. do not believe we can
ever go back TO horses, said MIR. Aber-
crombie.
MY. next customer was John Kramer
dealer in wholesale butter and eggs
His friends thought he was crazy using
these shaky horse-less wagons to handle
such brittle goods, but after one year
he came to me and said: Those two
/ trucks you sold me cost only S22 to
run for twelve months 1 could hardly
! believe it, and then l felt sure the horse
| was a goner.
Electric trucks still thrived: I sold
three one night but then not one for
| six months. and l made up my mind
gas would be the power. Gus Wildmap
was then driving little 2-cylinder,
| 72-inch wheel Maxwell runabout with
| gas and l made it business to watch
! him. He entered the first endurance
test pulled in Harrisburg, and 1 was so
keen that when Gus refused to let his
son handle. the vehicle / offered to pay
the bill. That lad made a perfect score
which urged me Immediately to make
application for the agency. Something
like $50 of this old Maxwell type were
sold in this neghborhood.
After this 1 took the Overland prod
uct and put it on the map, adding an
auto-t truck build at Ardmore, Pa. The
PENNSYLVANIA Milk Products Company
bought the first and then Mr.. Mont
gomery. the coal man, came next. and
total of So were speedily registered. l
was the best up to that time, but the
Vim was developing and l cast my eye
L 1NA1t "a
able future for the horse-less wagon
About the same time I was fortunate t
get the territory for the Chandler car
which at that time had but 300 in th'
whole country. There are now owe
10000 in use"
Many an amusing story of early day
in the truck introduction may be hear'
in the Cozy corners of the big show
ANDY" Redmond. himself contributing
| n vivid one of his dream after scalin!
what is known to motorists as the "Rol
ler-Coaster" hill. out near PaXtang
Il had been talking with Dr. IL. i
Walter. who was very early one II
the game" he related, land persuaded
my wife to go along. with him as
witness. L do not remember if h
showed up, but there were quite enougl
spectators. l had the old electric ma
chine and I was so afraid of ridicul
that we waited and waited until tn
fool gazers. one by one, disappeared, AM
then | started up that hill. 1t was I
fearsome test. for every minute
thought we were going backward. bu
my wife was very brave and Just a
hopeful. The machine almost stopped
at the steepest part but L had the su
preme joy of finally topping the hill
The experience so unnerved me that il
the middle of that night 1 dreamed th
truck was turning over with my wifi
and child and myself in it, and th
vision was so graphic that pretty wei
smashed up the bed and did not recove
from the shock for several days"
Supreme faith in the future of thu
truck as a civilizer and money make
was what urged Andy" Redmond t
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22
'BOLARD'S BILL
{ TO BE REVISED
Predictions That it Will Be
Passed By the Legis-
lature

Predictions are being made about
the Capitol that the House of Rep
resentatives will on Monday night
reconsider its defeat of the Bolard
bill providing that legal advertise
ments shall be printed only in
newspapers printed in English. This
measure is the consolidation of a
series of bills presented by Repre-
sentative ]. p. ,Bolard. Of Crawford
county, who sponsored the bill and
has been most active IN arousing
interest in the proposition to recon
slider.
The Bolard bill failed by Just
four votes and it is understood that
enough assurances have been given
to the energetic Crawford countian
to reconsider and pass the bill. In
timations that high State officials
have been showing an interest. in
the passage of the bill have been
given and that some of the forty
men who were absent when the
vote was taken will be on hand to
vote, for the bill
Mr.. Bolard's bill was opposed by
men from Philadelphia who con-
tended that an effort 10 shut out
German newspapers should not op-
crate against Jewish and Italian.
while it is understood that mem
'bers from the coal regions where
there are newspapers printed in
various eastern European languages
were importuned by their people to
vote against the measure. Mr.
Bolard's answer is that English is
the language of American jurispru-
dence and that the bill relates TO
legal advertisements. He also re-
derred in the course of remarks for
the bill that English is the language
pf the schools, of the government
and of the army and the navy and
of business and the majority of the
homes.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22

flee, while appraisements and ex-
emptions are big factors. Just what
this means can be gained from the
fact that in fifteen months ending
this month there were 176,olS
deaths reported to the auditor gem
erals office through the State De-
partment of Health and thus lar re-
ports have been had on 1O2,s65 ana
the auditor general is checking up
on many of the rest. the auoltor
general said in regard to the clerks'
.There is no element of cost in
volved. The State has to pay the
clerks no matter who names them.
The auditor generals office is re-
sponsible for the collection
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22
PHILIP FOGEL DIES

Allentown. Pa, March 22.-The
Rev. Philip Howard Fogel, formerly
professor of philosophy at Princeton
University. died at his home at Fog
elsville. late yesterday afternoon
after having suffered for a week
with pneumonia. He was 3S years
of age. He was latterly associated
with the Macmillan Company, of
New York. as an assistant publisher
and was employed as a special expert
in the Bureau of War Risk Insur-
ance, at Washington, during the war.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22
Wool Auction Sale
Creates Little Interest

Philadelphia, March 22.-Biddins
dragged at the final day of the gov
ernment's wool action here, manu-
facturers and dealers showing niue
interest in the offerings except when
good grades were placed on sale
Lack of business by carpet milis'
high prices asked and the low grace
of much of the stock oHereo Were
given as causes. The fact that the
British government has reduced its
price for wool 7ls per cent was also
given by some who attended the
auction as one Of the causes of light
sales,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22
Interborough, Too,
in Receivers Hands

New York, March 22.-The Inter
borough Consolidated Railway Cor
poration, which is the holding conf
pany for most of the subway, ele--
waited and surface traction lines OF
Manhattan Island, was placed in
the hands of a receiver yesterday.
James r. Sheffield being appointed
in that capacity by Federal Judge
MaYer.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22
HELD FOR MURDER

Atlantic City, n. J., March ca
Anthony Znagha, 10 years old, a
Philadelphia barber, was arrested
here last night on suspicion of hav-
ing killed Joseph Swicuznsky, a po-
liceman, in Philadelphia Thursday
night. Peter Maurio, of Philadelphia,
who was with Znagha when arrest
ed, was also locked up on supicion.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22

So it is with the CLEVELAND TRACTOR Thousands
of farmers and throughout the country have
pinned their fah-as we'll the Government-to this
pillar traction. And the for this faith
mention here. Suffice it say that the CLEVE-
LAND TRACTOR has been making records right here in
Dauphn, Cumberland and YORK countes-right here at
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22
attempt to show hat he people OK
Missouri endorse the Presidents
plan for a League of Nations.

st. Louis, Mo-, March 22.-Told
last night of the resolution adopted
by fifty Missouri Democratic legisla-
tors that they would resign and rec
run for office If he would do like
wise. in order to ascertain the wishes
of the voters regarding the .propos.
ed League of Nations, United States
Senator James A. Reed refused to
discuss the subject, referring to it as
some more of their stuff to en-
barrass me-"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22

Ask your neighbor how HE likes his Cleveland Tractor
Bet he wouldn't trade dozen others he couldn't get
another CLEVELAND And that is because the CLEVE-
LAND will do any kind of work he wants it to do-plow
ing narrowing towing any kind of commodities belt work.
moving harvesting, road work, up and down hill, in
orchards-the beauty of the CLEVELAND that
turn it around in 12foot circle It's dependabity is
beyond doubt 1t is money-maker
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22

If you progressive farmer contractor or business
man, business requires horses where tractor would
work. get in line with the great producers of the
twentieth century Be able produce than you
did before Increase your income You do all these
things by getting a CLEVELAND TRACTOR the job.
Remember the CLEVELAND is tried and true 1t is
experiment
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-22
The tractor with the caterpillar tread
AT the truck and tractor show

caterpillar that
impossible
conditions You've them, Looks like the picture
of the CLEVELAND TRACTOR pictured here doesn't R The Allied
Governments pinned their faith that caterpillar traction do what
other would fail accomplish And those did
thoroughly