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The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
REPUBLIC
ONLY DESIRE
OF THE IRISH
American Delegates Dealt
With De Valera A. If He
Was Real President Sim
Fieners Jubilant When Told
Probability Of "S4fe Con-
dre4,, l1a~anil1 lizaEak Ga
- To Peace Conferences

Bablin, May u,-Gorresnonden
af The- Aasociated Press.)-The net
resuit-o the visit to Ireland Of thEss
American. delegates repKsn r.
:ialitsss Aits societies in AnsRica spparentty
has been a..conzincs the American
.Eiisiturs that the .great: majority OF
the Irish pesp1e desire q: rspahlic
aud: nothing else. Another apparent
effect has beeu to convince doubling
sections Of the, Irish people that the
establishment of an Irish repuhlie
is practical. :,
. lie American visitors deaat with
Valera az. though he-,sraea real
president and When Frank Walsh,
one Of the Americans announced that
he had reason: to expect thet as'ssafs
copduetn' would be granted 70 enable
nss Vaierz and Count Plunkstt to 60
to the Peace Conference5 The Sann
Feiners were iuhilant.
The uninnists, passed 5resuaautio1qQ
and set ali the. wires working 20
check any possible: relatiouS betwsen
Lloyd George and the Irish re11sal,i,
cans.
The attitude. Of the government
authorities while the delegation was
in Ireland wss5 regarded ~ signif-
cant. There is q stringent military
order forbidding professions and pub
lie meetings without q permit and
before the arrival Of the Americans
there had been numerous prosecu-
tions and sentences both in Dubli1
and throughout the country punish.
ing men for unauthorized meetings
and for forming fours" in proces-
sion. :"
Yet there was no tthe slightest IN
reference with the huge processious
organized in Cork and Dublin, tor
the delegates, or any attempt to prs
vent either them OF the Sim Esf1
leaders whose guests they were from
addressing mass meetings, Of thou
sands who crowded into the fashion
able square in Dublin in which the
delegates had their residence. The
Lord Lieutenant and the Chief Set-
retary were said to be dissatisfied
and hopeless. q
All this has made a deep impress
sion in Ireland with the result that
very many people who a few weeks
ago thodght an Irish republic was
either q pretense or dream have
come to think it possibility. They
will look eagerly for the fuldHment
Of the expectations aroused. H they
are not realized, and experienced po-
lticians do not see how they can be,
the disappointment is likely to be
very great ~ s<,s 49,. :.
Home Ruls as a policy Is openly
scorned. Professor John MacNetll,
Sim Fsin smsmhe4 Of ,Parliament 4oI
the NatioHa1 University as well q
for Derry city in Z speech delivered
on Thursday boastad that the Sim
Fein party had killed the Home Rule
Act. It is asserted that the. Ameri-
can visit has greatly stiffened this
attitude and given substance TO :.the
demand kor {; ssparata republic.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
SELECT 1920
Meeting PLACE:
T0DAY'S SESSION
New Orleans And Portland,
Ore, Are Candidates For
Honor OF Entsrtaining Shrin-
ers Next Year,
I Bv.ThA Assnalated Hroes,l


indianapolis, Ind, June 11.-selec-
tion Of the 1920 meeting place and ell
ection Of officers will mark the clos
ing Of the jubilee session Of the forty
fifth convention of the Imperial coun-
Gil of Shriners of North America
here tomorrow. New Orleans and
Portland, Ore, for several months
have been candidates for the honor
Of entertaining the Shriners next
year.
Many Of the. visitors, who depart
ed for their homes tonight immediate
ly after the grand parade, will be
followed, by thousands Of others to-
morrow and by tomorrow evening In
dianapolis again is expected to take
on her ordinary city ways. 1t is es-
timated that $4,000 visitors were en-
tertained during the convention and
it is believed that more than 81, ,O00,-
600 was spent here by the visitors.
In addition to tho closing business
session Of tho imperial council tomor-
row the officers and representatives
Of the various temples will attend .
luncheon at noon at Murat temple, the
visiting ladies another at the Scot
tish Rite cathedral, and members Of
the bands, patrols and uniformed un-
its third at the Coliseum. The
program TOMORROW afternoon viii be
devoted entirely, TO-. . field day .
Exposition park, where patrol drills,
baud concsFts, Ras,ed formations and
tho grand rsYisv are to be held.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
Full Force On Duty

(By The Associated Fres1I1
New York, June 11.-Reports from
the seven divisions Of the: Western
Union Telegraph Company Throughout
the United States and the maritime
provinces showed q full force Of op'
orators on duty two hours after the
Commercial Telegrapherss Union
strike order had gone into effect, New
comb Carlton, president Of the COM
pany, announced today.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
fT1a Astoctatpd Press.1

WinnipSg, June 11.-Mayor Charl-
es~E.~ Gray, in a proclamation pub
lislad this morning, again urged all
citizens 10 assist in the maintenance
AZ laX and order by keeping off the
streets al much as possible and at
tend strictly to their business.
II wish to- avoid the use Of sterner
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
CONDITIONS
HARD SAYS
!. !. CARL RENNER
Austrian Chancellor And Head
Peace Mission Commenting
On Terms Imposed Says His
Country "Overwhelmed
With Despair" !"
(Rv The Associated Press.)

Paris, Tuesday June 10.-Carl Rem
ner, Austrian chancellor and head Of
the Austrian peace mission has sent
a letter to the peace conference COM
menting on the 'thard conditions" inn
posed upon his country, which, he
says, is Overwhelmed with despair,
and pointing out the complexity Of the
Austrian frontier question. The let
ter will be laid before the Council Of
Four.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
JOSEPH ], D0NAHUf AWARDED
DISTINGUISHED SERVICE CROSS
In Report General John J.
Pershing Advises Washing
ton Resident OF This City
Has Been Signally Honored.
(By The Associated Press.1

(By The Associated Presa1
Washington, June 1.-THE follow
ing award of the distinguished ser.
vice cross to officers and enlisted men.
Of the Expeditionary Forces is an
nounced by General Pershing in a re-
port today:
Joseph J. Donahue, Devils Lake.
North Dakota.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
Appeared at Own Suggestion
fAY tn Aseoe1atod HfNaRl

Washington, June 11.-Elihu Root,
former secretary Of state, today, at
his own suggestion, appeared before
ths senate foreign relations commit
tee Investigating how copies Of the
peach treaty got into the hands Of
psltoaS5. IN New York, and testified
that Tor several weeks he had q copy
siyDR him bys n. F. Davidson, Of the
Morgan house.
Z Senator Lodge said the COPY he had
sen vss shown him BY Mr.. Root.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
blA.shEvIkl
FORCES take
s. town Of uFA
-
Capture Town Recently Taken
By Troops OF Admiral kol-
schak, After Three Days
SsnSuinary Fighting.

I. London, June 11.-Bolsheviki forces
rlppday captured Ufa, one Of the cit
ie- reesntly taken by the troops Of
Admiral Kolschak, after three days Of
,ssukuinary fighting, accor 4inx to =
Ru5sIaH wireless dispatch.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
HAVE: CLEAN
SWEEP N0WoN
town OF jAuREz
Forces Of General Angeles
and Francisco Villa Swing
South From Samalyuca
Northeast In Three Columns
fThs Associated Presa)

Ell Paso, Tex, June 11.-Informa-
ton reached Ell Paso this morning
that &onces under Genaral Anaalaa
and Francisco Villa have swung from
Samalyuca northeast in three separ-
ate columns to the vicinity Of Quad
elupe, SO miles east of Juarez and
have d clean sweep towards the bor-
der city.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
r. o. Dept. Will Take No Aetoa
rh. As.oeiaAed Prpes.)

Washington, June 11-Postodace de-
partment officials here today retter'
ated the statement that no action TO-
wards the settlement Of the teaegra-
uhers strike would be taken BY the
department as the situation now Is en-
tirely in the hands Of private man
agement.
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One American: Soldier Has
Been Killed And Several
:, Arc Wounded-Third Army
{ Headquarters Says At Least
III Anericansikilled During
9ecspation. IS: !. -. !: :,
tnR, Aasssfaesd pi,la)

: Or - AaG0doeod Y10GA)
Cobtsns, Tuesday, June 10.-Hosiity,
between American soldiers and Car
paaa civilians n the occupied area
hsys result In clashes. III one instance
IN American soldier was killed :aad
IN .elother eaeaodf sspiid Ans1i-
saas we've wounded. A. third army
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
GERMANY IS
REFUSED HER
COLONIES
Peace Council Heads Agree
In Reply To Counter Pro-
That Will Be Answer To Her
posal.
fBv TI,a Associated Prees.)

(by The Associated preas.)
Paris, June 1.-THE reply to the
German counter proposal agreed upon
-1s-1AsAaaA hAA1a rt4fnDs
by the peace conAe4~.4~~ .-~--- 1855
es the German request for q mandate
for the former German colonies, It
was learned today.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
BERGER DENIES
RIGHT DEPRIVE
~ " AI
''53.
Through Counsel Challenges
House Of Representatives
Or One OF His Committees
To Take Such Action,
(nv The Associated Preoa)

Washington, June 11.-Victor L.
Berger, representative elect from the
Fifth Wisconsin District, challenged
through his counsel today the right Of
the house Of representatives, OF. one
Of ITS committees, to deprive him Of
his seat.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11
kBy The Associated Press.1

:, BY The Associated preeA)
Chicago, June IL The nation Wide
strike Of union commercial telegrar
phers called by s ], Konenkamp, h-
te1nat;onal president Of the CONNER
eial Telegraphers Union Of Ameri9,
became effective at 2 o'clock this
morning, central time.
The companies against which tho
strike is called include the Western
Union telegraph, Postal. Telegraph,
American Telephone and Telegraph
and q number Of small teleGr1ph cosn-
penies in various parts Of the union,
Omeial estimate Il that $4,000 tels.
Rraphers would leave their worktoday
and on June more than 100000 cleo
tiieal workers would JOIN the strike,
while officials Of the telegraph com.
panies assert that no such number OF
employed are involved.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11

(by Inc A32o61yo0 SteSAy
Chicago, June IL Conflicting
claims Of union leaders and officials
'of commercial telegraph companies
made uncertain at noon today extent
Of tie ration wide strike Of telegra-
ph operators, but repEedsnta&av ef
the workers were confident in main-
tanning the number Of strikers would
reach 10000 by nightfall.
I'VE are operating 100 per cent, "
declared an olncial Of the Western
Union, after receiving reports from
points in this district which includes
Illinois, Wisconsin, Indiana and Ohio.
"Our prosf the fact that waare
ready to accept al business offered
uTwo thousand, seven hundred
workers viii be on strike by night in
this district" said 8. ]. Konenkamp,
president Of the Commercial Telegra-
phers Union Of America. ''The num-
Der Of strikers in tie entire country
win be 10000 BY night. Reports are
most eneouraging. In Chicago alone
500 ara already o. strilte: Ihs pqza-
ber viii BE- naarly deubaed BY night.
He stated that kilograms from var.
ious widespread points showed that
the strike had been general, but fatl.
I'd TO show the exact number.
First sxeports to the Associated
Press from score Of central and wes-
tern cities and towns fail to show that
the strike has brought serious results
Both sides admit that the central
west and especially Chicago is the
storm center of. the strike.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1919-06-11

Few, If Any, Strike At st. Paul
tBy The Associated frsss.I
st. Paul, June 11-Statements from
Union. men and telegraph companies
El Nuevo mexicano., 1919-11-06
UNA BANDERA
PREMIO

I'll Nuevo Mexicano hace una proposition en-
la cual debera interesarse cada uno de los districts
de escuela del estado.
La ley en- Nuevo Mexico requiere que nuestro
pabellon nacional Sc enarbole todos los dias de es-
cuela, en- cada una de las casas de e~scuela, cuando
la escuela este en- session, y que ademas de ESQ, Sc al
&c una bandera en- 81 adificio 0 patio de cada escue-
Ia p1blica. Esta ley Sc e~nforzara entertainments, 10
que significa que cada distrito escolar ense eli estado.
debe tener al menos dos 3 mas banderas. No obs
tante, que es el deber de los cuerpos e~scolares com
prar las banderas con dinero de los fondos p1blicos,
y sin duda que asf Sc hara siempre que sea necesa-
rio.
Pero sera una cosa muy buena y v~entajosa para
IA escuela suplirse de estas banderas sin pedir la a.
yuda de los cuerpos escolares, y *El Nuevo Mexi-
cano tiene una proposition por medic de la cual 10
pueden hacer muy facilmente. Aquf esta:
ia Nuevo Mexicano le presentara como un
premio a c~ualquier distrito escolar que mande cinco|
suscripciones nuevas de nuestra edision del DiarioI
lngles New Mexican o ounce suscripciones nue.
vas de nuestra edision del Semanario Espanol sEl|
Nuevo Mexicano una hermosa bandera de las de-
m~insiones de 4 pies por 81 pulgadas, cuvo precioR
es de SIS. 90 vendido on pequena escala.
In los districts donde no Sc hallen 5 suscripcio4
mes diarias Q 3 semanarias que no esten tomando
Ell Periodico. nosotros en- evidencia de nuestro apre-l
clio, suplremos la bandera por dinero a medic pre-
clio de su valor.
FL Nuevo Mexicano es de interes especial VI
de mucha Importance para los maestros Y para to-
do el pueblo del estado, pues los a~rtfculos de los vi
ficiales de estado y de los o~ficiales de las e~scuelas
aparecen en- sus Columns, y ademAs nuestra edi-
sion diaria inglesa es Il 1nico periodico del estado
que publica una seccion grafica, la cual deberia ser
guardada por todos, Q enviada para Ell ~oriente, para
ayudar asf a anunciar nuestro estado. De suerte
que, 81 listed quiere una bandera para SUI e~scuela,
ahora es Ell tempo que Sc puede ganar una por unos
~cuantos minutes de trabajo. Escribanos sobre Ell
particular.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1919-11-06
D.
ZzZZENzW

raciones de r~e1lvencerse X hasta
al medico experimentation.
Respecto al prOcedimiento "tecnico"
tdel Observation-Disclosures, els muy senci-
gllo. Sc acuesta al viejo verde en- una
mesa. Sc le coloca junto al cadaver
macilento, Sc le arrancan q este las
glandulas Invertebrates, que vayan ids.
a saber 10 que Q esos chismes, y
SO las trasplantan al valetudinario,
inyectandolo Embellishments.
Las -experiencias han resultado bri-
Hllantes. De 10 Yiejos rejuvenecidOs
con inyecciones "fuertes," siete Sc
han vuelto locos ~furiosos y 81 res.
tante, loco manso. Pero ESQ, 81, es.
tan sin arrugas, sin canas y con diem.
ties. 3
En- cuanto a los que han recibido
'einyecciones suaves,, Supplements
han sentido nauseas, dolor de- cabeza,
v6mitos de sangre, v han ~presentado
sintomas de PARALYSIS. No Sc han de-
~sarrugado todavia; pero va Sc desarru-
garan, 81 Ell tempo 10 permite.
Anteayer, cuando mi pensamiento
Sc engolfaba en- las profundidades de
ilos mas arduos problemas s~ociol0gi-
cos, vino a VERNE I'M sonora que ha-
biendo lefdo en- los papeles 10 del
''reiuvenecimiento, Sc puso en- cura;
pero como ella no Sc do cuenta exac-
tia de todos los requisites, Sc concre-
to a ir con unl medico chino, que la
prometi0 hacerfe pOr solo veinte du.
ros, diez cash down a los otros diez
cuando la juyentud renaciera. Edad
actual, 7S amos NAL contados.
-vengo, me dijo, a hacerle a I'd.
una declaration.
Declaraci6? Expliquese I'd,
Isl senior, 70 10 amo.
mo la amuele. Y desde cuando?
-Desde 81 feliz momento en- que 10
wide"
-Que barbaridadl Y como fue Q.
so?
-Ah, Era una tarde apacible.
I'd. iba por el @barriop 70 10 mire.
I'd. me miro con esos lindos ojos que
'Dios lie ha dado. IN.
AEsta I'd. cleric de que 70 la
Isl, ciertfsima. Su mirada Sc me
'clav6 en- Ell corazon como una espada.
-Demonio!
-Sus ojeras me hablaban de mu-
.chas horas de quebranto, de que sus
Ipensamientos no encontraban quien
los ~acogiera, de que I'd sufre. Yer
dad que I'd. sufre?
Isl sonora, de gases en- Ell est6-
mage ,a...
-Pues bien, 70 no puedo mas y 10
amo.
-Gracias, sonora; per0 soy casad0.
Ademas, estoy tan ocupado, que no
,tengo tempo de amar.
~ a que bora Sc ~desocupa2
El Nuevo mexicano., 1919-11-06

brimiento, Ell Professor manifesto:
tEs sumamente simple. En- 81 cuer.
po humane tenemos glandulas que
ssecretan liquidos que ~gobiernan los
l6rganos principales. Unos gobiernan
.el coraz0n, otras ell cefebro, como
%ocurre en- Of case de ia glandula
tiroides 0 "Manzana de Adam. mien-
tras que hay otras glanduias que go-
biernan la fuerza general Y ell vi
,gor del cuerpo.
HCuando una de estas glandulas Sc
extrae del cuerpo humane viyo. los
,6rganos que gohiernan cesar de fun
cionar. Por ejemplo, extraedle a un
hombre la glandula tiroides y su cere-
bro deiara de trabajar v Sc convertira
en- un idh0ta: ii Sc 10 extraen las CLAN
dulas intersticiales que forman unO
de los principales 0rganos del hom
bre. su fuerza ordinaria disminuira
y su vigor Sc hara mas y mas debil
hasta acabarse. ASH pues, yo PEN
Sc que Ell ingerto o traspIantaci6n de
glandulas ins~tersticiales nuevas, en-
un cuerpo yieio, pudieran ~restablecer
ell vigor y esta idea la he visto compro
bada al fin por los divers0s expert
mentos que he hecho.
curaci6n de un niho idlota.
HE estudiado la question de las
glandulas por muchos amos v 81 case
de Ia glandula tiroides, 10 he tratado
va. Fue en- 1914 en- que Sc me llevo
para que examinara a un nino de IA
amos eompletamente idiota. Despues
de varios reconocimientos, encontre
que Ell nino carecfa de Ia gIandula
tiroides por la que decidf practicarle
una operation consistiente en- ell tras-
plante de la glandula tiroida de un
mono joven al paciente, 10 que logre
con muy huen exito. Pocos amos
despues, ell nino Sc hallaba compile
tamente curado Y su cerebro funcio-
nando normalmente, al grade de que
pudo ser enlistado en- Ell ejercito en-
1917.
Experimentos con nlandulas
lnteresticlaIes o animales.
"En vista de este exito, decidf ha-
Ger algunos exprimentos de tras-
plantacion o injerto de glanduIas in
tersticiales, siryiendome para clio de
varios carneros v chivos. Tenfa CO.
mo 100 de estos animales en- los al
rededores de mi iaboratorio en- Neui-
lily y aqnf tiene listed una fotogra-
fla de uno de esos animales, despues
de practicable la o~peraci0nv
FL doctor mostr0 al periodista una
fotograffa de un chivo de Is amos
de edad en- esos animales, correspon
diente a la de los 70 amos en- las
personals.
Else chivo era va I'm animal deere
lpito que apenas podfa tenerse en- pie
El Nuevo mexicano., 1919-11-06
A O.
Estado de Nueyo Mexico
Condado de Santa Fe
~ 49, - nL~

Estado de Nneyo Mexico
Condado de Santa Fe
En- la Corte de Pruebas.
Ultima voluntad Y testamento de
Giuseppe Antonio Ungulo. Finado.
Noticia es por esta dada que sc ha
~protocolado en- Ia oficina del escriba-
no del Condado de Santa re, Estado
do Nuevo Mexico. un instrumental por
escritot eltcual Sc supone ser la 1lti-
ma volnntad y testament0 de Giuseppe
Antonio Ungulo. finado, dltimamente
del Condado de Santa Fe, Estado de
Nuevo Mexico; y que por orden del
Juez de Pruebas de dicho condado Sc
ha fiiado ell dfa 5 de Enero de 1920,
q las diez de la mafana para la apro-
baci6n de dicha voluntad y testament
to, Ell mismo siendo Ell primero dfa del
termino regular de Enero, 1920 de d.
cha C0rte de Pruebas.
En- fe de 10 cual pongo a esta mi
mano y Ell sello de la dicha Corte de
Pruebas este dfa 8 de Noviembre,
1913.
ALFREDO LUcERo,
Escribano.
(Sello)
FEDERICO LOPEZ.
Diputado.
First publication Nov. 6. 1918.
Last publication Nov. ~, 1919.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1919-11-06
Use AABM ENg0NTRAD0 Al FIN FL ELIXIR DE- IA VIDA?
MaravlIoso exprimento de IN medico que parece haber encontrado
"a manera de inyectar iuventud En- los cuerpos de los Meios

nesar AZ IA aeifaci6n p~ol5tica a.
conmueve en- estos momehtos a Ia
Francja AZ Foeh y Clemenceau IN "
Ia question de Ia succession presidential
y de la renovation dc las camaras ocu-
pa la tenci6n de TODD Ell mundo, Guam
do de todas las bocas no salem mas
nombres a. los de los estadistas emf
nentes y politicos de profession, un
nqmbre, enteramente ajeno a los a
ietoros de la res pnblica'. Sc ha To-
grado imponer a los de toda esa pie.
wade de politicas y en- todas parties
Sc le pronuncia con gran admiration
Y respeto. Else nombre es ell del doc
tor Sergio VoronofG notable medi'
tor Sergio Vornoff, notable medi.
co russo radicado hace muchos amos
en- la ciudad de Paris v quien ha he
cho renacer en- el hombre, una nueva
esperanto para su fusion Que habia
enterrado va. de llegar a poser 81
Elixir de la Vida.
La ausa. o meior dicho. las causas
oiIe han hecho aue eli nombre del me
dico riso ileg,le A todas las bocas,
no solo las de- Francia. sine las de
toda Ia Europa. son los asombrosos
resultados obtenidos en- u expri-
mentos que han tenido por objeto Ell
restablecimiento de Ia iuventud y la
prolongaci0n de la vida humane.
TODD Ell mundo qulerc
R-eiuveneoersei
nesde ana ~ nrensa anunci6 81 fe-
IL 6xito de los exprimentos del Di.
rector del I ,abnrator,o Piscoi6sico del
al Tloctor voronoff. IN verdadero df-
El Nuevo mexicano., 1919-11-06
Pc NuEsTRos suscRIProREs ]


De La Plata, Colo. nos escribe nues
tro suscriptor Don Herman Quintana.
que le informa su hijo politices que re-
eide en- M~onterose, Colo, que su hiia
Aurora Quintana de Fresquez, do a
luz ell dfa 4 del ppdo. una robusta MI
ia. Mama y bebe disfrutan de COM
pleta salud. El abnelito nos dice que
Sc siente muy orgulloso con la cocine-
ra.
Por fAIta de espacio no publIca-
mos los communicates y d~efuneiones
quo nos vinleron durante Ia semana,
pero 10 haremos on nuestro pr6ximo
nlmero. .Asi Is que, tomen nota
nuestros amigos y suscrlptores.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1919-11-06

III 'drnier err de la clencia es in
CRITIC ~atronad0r.
Sc acbaaron los viejosi
Y 10 que es mejor, las yiejasl
En- 10 Aucesivo, todos seremos mor
fzos Y hasta buenos moz0R, debido al
fdescubrimiento despampanante de
fciertas inyecciOnes de extracto de
muerto fresco 0 de cadaver frfo. que
ghacen que la juventud renazca hasta
zen los centenarios.
A 10 primera ~inyecci6n, desapare-
|cen las canas; a la segunda, Sc desa-
rruga Ell cuerpo por todos lados; a la
ltercera. salen los dientes, v con la
ultima, los inyectad0s salen del labo-
Aratorio desenvejecidos mas que de pri-
lsia, en- busca de I'm gentil cons0rte o
llde n donairosa companera.
\ Lo malo es que 81 Sc pasa la mano
len las i~nyecciones, los pacientes vuel-
Even a la primera edad y hay que po-
nerles nodrizas o darles bfber6n.
SECURE estoy de que mis- lectores
lestan creyendo que este els pura guasa
|W dc que no hay tales inyecciones nj
tales rejuvenecimientos.
Pero los que no 10 cream, sirvanse
la vista por los ~peri6dicos de
la Ultima semana, Y allf verAn ONO
len San Quintfn Sc estan apr0yechan-
sdo los cadayeres de los sentenciados
a la horca, para desenvejecer ciuda-
,danos que Sc hallen en- Ia chochez o
Ppoco menos.
Sc han visto podrigios.
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Los ~ciudadanos que esten abruma-
dos por ell peso'de los amos, por el de
Vas penas. por ell de l~osaranazos o do
micilio o por c~ualquiera otra raz0n
de peso. y. con motive tan triste, Sc
ahayan envejecido, pueden sujetarse al
itratamiento que, 81 no les quita la s
penas, nj los amos, nj los aranazos.
los conyierte, en- cambio, en- un0s e.
sfebos de dieciocho.
TodOs tienen sus dificultades en- este
,mundO, naturalmente. y para poder a.
Iprovechar los beneflcios del gran des-
;cubrimiento, 10 dnic0 que Sc necesita
les encontrarse I'm muerto bien ~fresco;
les decir, calientito, y que no haya
muerto a de enfermedad alguna.
Hay que buscar, pues, al difunto EN-
tire los ajusticiados, entire las victimas
de los motoristas o entire los enemi-
'gos de la causa. en- los dominios de
Pancho villa. Aunque, respecto a es-
.tos dltimos, bien pudiera suceder que
Ia experienced no resultara del TODD,
debido a que Villa capaz seria de AUS
ticiar tambien a los viejos con aspi