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Intimate Gift Finery of Fine Satin,
Crepe de Chine, NQinsook, Cambria

Camoles Corset Covers Gowns Chese and other delight
full gift things be found in pleasing style
ments in the Lingerie Section, the second floor.
FLESH AND WHITE
tlsxng, henlsttcllng buds embroidered motifs
o
CORSET COVERS, GOWNS CHENIISE
Nansoo Corset Covers with embroidery beading ribbon and
Nansool Envelope Chmse tailored trimmed
$1.25 o $500
$1.95
Cambria Gowns high V-neck yoke trimmed with
Five STYLES of Crepe de Chine Envelope Chemise Empire
Six Styles of Crepe de Chine Envelope Chemse
CREPE DE
and
"
Crepe de Chine Gowns
and finished with kimono sleeves Including
Dives Stewart, Foor
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Dives, Pom eroy &
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Haze You Provided EnOuQh
Toys For SQntd's Pack?

Hurry up, mothers and fathers and aunts Our won
deru stock still complete and you will find satisfactory
choosing from the best of all kinds prices reasonable
than you'll find anywhere else Toys of all descriptions from
just funny and dear to the instructive kind And
prices that will suit eveybody purse Don't put off another
single day. Come tomorrow!
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Christmas Nuts, Fruits, Groceries

Fancy Golden Dates, lb. .,27c
Prepared Cranberry Jelly (no
sugar required), can, 35c;
3 cans csc
Golden Pulled Figs, box, 15c
Minerva Fruit Cake, 2 lbs,
$1.25
Cleaned Currants, lb. ..2oc
Cream Nuts lb. :. 33c
English Walnuts, lb. -. 45c
Royal Scarlet Mince Meat,
package ........ 121ac
Heinz Prepared Mince Meat,
Dives, Pomeroy
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"s% H",s%S " DIVES POMEROY g STEWART S~ #%~yS% s%"
Ideal Gifts For the Home
Handsomely Fashioned Tapestries and Draperies

Utility boxes OF oak and mahogany heavy apest
table pillows great gifts
cal kind sought and exchanged.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25
AUTO CLUB ROAD BULLETIN

Imperial COunty-El Centro to San
Diego, both roads. slightly rough in
places with short detour on account
of construction wcrk on state high
way. The road by way of La Mesa,
FL Cajon and Descanso is preferable
to the Campo road. Ell Centro to Yuma
by wav of the plank road not advis-
able at present on account of drifting
sand over the read which makes it
practically impossible. Ell Centre to
Brawley in very fair condition, but
dusty. Brawley to Meccas by way Of
Westmoreland very rough and sandy
inland to Yuma the preferable route
to Yuma. but rough. Brawley to Cal
ipatria rather dusty but in very good
condition. Hcltville to Brawley in very
fair condition but rough and dusty in
places. Glamis to Palo Verde road
dusty and in very rough condition. Ell
Centre to Calexico in very good con-
dition, but slightly dusty.
Riverside County-Riversde to
Glen Ivy by waiv of Corona, paved to
within one mile of Glen Ivy Hot
Springs, thence good dirt road to Ell
sinore. Riverside to Mareno Grade,
paved, thence excellent dirt road over
Mareno grade to Beaumont. Beaumont
to Banning paved with fair dirt road
to White Water wash. Paved from lat
ter point south to Palm Springs. Good
dirt road to Indian Wells, thence
pavement to Thermal with exception
of two miles in the vicinity of Indio
Thermal to Mecca, road in poor con-
dition and very dusty. Mecca to Blythe
| fair desert road with exception of
patches of heavy sand. The only water
| obtainable is at Schaefer's we'll
Gruendike's well and Ford's. we'll
Road to five miles beyond Hemet by
way of Perris, paved, thence good
dirt road to foot of Idyllwild grade
The road is somewhat rough over the
grade after which excellent mountain
road is encountered Winchester to
Muretta, very fair dirt road. Teme-
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25

Accounting for the high cost of liv-
ing, the president of the packers says.
"the world is on holiday and people
are spending money like drunken sail
ors." This may be true; but wetnever
knew this argument to- be advanced
before to justify profiteers in taking
advantage of the drunken sailors and
relieving them Of their w2ds iYst be-
cause they could do lt.--knoXvllle Sem
tlnel.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25

Errors not the fault of the adver-
tiser, which clearly lessen the value of
the advertisement, will be rectified
only by republication without extra
charge on presentation Of claim with
ance will be made when the error
'oes not materially affect the sense
1r purpose of the advertisement.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25
CLASSIFIED
WANT ADS.
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISER IT'S
Accepted According to the Following
Rates and Rules.

Rates-The rate for inserting Pre-
paid Classified or Liner Advertise
ments in The Imperial Valley Press
IN advance. Minimum charge, 25c.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25
Situation Wanted

WANTED Position by lady steno-
grapher, bookkeeper, office assist
ant; city references. Box Is care
Press.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25
FOR SALE--POULTRY

FOR White Leghorn chick
ems, | l-2 miles west on Main st.
w. w. Litton Place.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25
Planning Mills

Ell CENTRIC PLANNING MILLS, 315
East Main. We repair anything.
Agents for thinner patent canvas
screen.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25

Classified Advertising CHARGED
TO ACCOUNTS will be at the rate
of INC per word, with minimum
charge of 25c
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25

The Imperial Valley Press cannot
guarantee the accuracy or assume re-
spensibility for more than one incor-
rect insertion Of any advertisement
ordered for more than one time.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25
Watches and JeWelry

DIAMONDS, WATCHES, JEWEL.
ry, Clocks, Radiolight Trench
Watches and Seasonable Novelties
Fine repairing. Crescent JcwelrJ.
601 Main street.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25

WANTED TO LEASE-From 20 to 40
acres for gardening. Address AIS
Main street, City.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25
Wanted-Real Estate

WANTED-100 acres plowed twice at
once on II. T. Frost place, B IL
miles west, l mile north of El Cen
tro.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25
Tractor Flowing

If YOU HAVE large or small tracts,
write Ed Bearden, FL Centre, Gen.
Del, or see Hakins at Tractor Shop
on Main st. across X. II.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25

WANTED TO LEASE-icreagc of
10 to 20 acres with fair sized house.
Not too far out. Address G.. S. X.
care Press office. dhtf
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25
Automobiles for Sale

FOR SALE-DODGE ROADSTER
GOOD RUBBER, BATTERY, ETC.
A BARGAIN. Gas MAIN. PHONE
1875. If
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25

SEE JAY LEWIS-Buys, sells, ex-
changes Fords, Dodges End other
light cars. Cash or terms. No. 450
Main street.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25

FOR GOOD DEALS in used cars sec
H. +. O'Byrne, Chandler and Max
we'll dealer.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25
Auto Tops
Auto Repairs

CONSOLE BROS, FORD REPAIR
Shop. Ford engines overhauled for
$50. All work guaranteed. Money
refunded if not satisfactory. oil
Broadway.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25

FOR SALE-TRUCKS
l Atom Moreland.
l 1-2-ton Moreland.
2 1-2-ton Master.
Can be sold on easy terms.
Moreland Motor Truck Co., FL Cen
tro, 449 Main. Tel. 351.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25
Auto Electricians

AUTO ELECTRIC AND BATTERY
Shop, 1876 South Fifth. If it's cleo
trical, we have il.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25
Auto Supplies

BARGAINS IN TIRES. El Cenlr
Cut Rate Tire CO.. 653 Main st.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-08-25

All rights of republication of spe-
cial dispatches are also reserved.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
RECOGNIZED THAT ART WORK
Prontssr Picked Out Wrong Man to
Boast About Picture Hs Had
~PIeksd ups

A Kansas City profiteer moved into
his gaudy new home last week. and
last night was plotting q salaried
friend around through the new rugs
and furniture. As they entered the
'library." the pronteer pointed with
great pride to q lurid picture 9 BY Q.
on the wall. and said:
How dye like that for artf I'm
ashamed to tell you how cheap I got
that down at the art shop the other
day. See that torn place In the cor
nerf That was made. the dealer said.
by one O. them German lootsrs In the
Thirty-Year war"
THE dealer was mistaken" observed
the salaried friend. ut was another
war. 1t was made BY q besr bottle I
threw myself. never could stand that
picture. especially when was lit up.
Grogan's bartender kicked me clear
across the sidewalk the night heavsd
that bottle. So Grogan's selling on his
pictures. Is hef'-Kansas City Star.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
WILL SUPPRESS
SINN FEINERS
BRITISH GOVERNMENT TO TAKE
DRASTIC STEPS TO STOP
REPUBLIC.
IRISH ARE DEFIANT
siNN FEM HEADQUARTERS RAID.
Ed FOR GUNS AND AM.
MUNlTioN.
western Newspaper Union New. Service.

Western Newspaper Union Newa Service.
Dublin, Sept. 13.-The opinion here
is that British vaclllation on the Irish
question has ended and that the Lloyd
George government has decided to pro.
ceed against the republic" and those
who are seeking to set it up as guilty
of treason to the king. Sim Felners
are In defiant mood and declare that
they will continue to struggle. A re-
public or death, is the slogan that
announcing.
Following closely upon a speech de-
lIvered by ViscOunt French, lord lieu
tenant and governor general OF Ire
lind, at Belfast, In which 1t was de-
clared that the British government
would not hesitate to resort to drastic
steps to maintain law and order in
Ireland, the authorities proclaimed the
suppression Of the Sim Fein Parlia-
ment and Sim Fein organizations
throughout Ireland.
A series of raids and searches for
arms and documents wefe made in the
local Sim Fein headquarters in nu.
merous towns in addition to Dublin,
among them Cork, Belfast, Galway
and Londonderry. Two prominent
Sim Fein members of the House Of
Commons were arrested here and the
residences Of many persons Of Sim
Fein leanings in Dublin and other
places were searched. There were
slight disorders In few places, but
no reports Of serious resistance to the
raiders have been received. A detec-
tive was shot and killed In Dublin.
In the raids some arms and explo-
sives were found. Large quantities Of
documents and Sim Fein literature
were seized. notably In Dublin, where
every copy of the report of Frank r.
Walsh and Edward +. Dunno, who In
vestigated conditions in Ireland on be-
half OF American-Irish societies, and
correspondence relating to arranging
trade relations between Ireland and
the United States and other foreign
countries fell into the hands Of the
authorities.
The Gazette prints the prOclnma.
tion, signed by the lord lieutenant Of
Ireland, prohibiting and suppressing
the Sim Fcin Parliament known MS
the "Dail Eirennn." 1t refers to the
proclamation of July 3, suppresslng the
Sim Fein organizations as unlawful
associations. 1t describes the 'Dail
Eireann" as dangerous association
and says that since July 1t has been
employed for all the purposes OF the
then suppressed organizations. The
proclamation applies to the thirty-two
courties ok Ireland
The state herald., 1919-09-19
March BY Music to safety.

Chicago.-Little vlvicn White. whose
public performances Of the motor
March" have heretofore been given ex-
clusively In the mornings when the
children are tramplng Into the assem-
bly, room. Ind nm extra inning Mt the
grand plano In the Calhoun public
school. She played Just as calmly as
IL she weren't choking twice to every
bar. and Just ms calmly as II ncrid
smoke clouds hadn't been swirling
through the corridors Of the school
buildings ms nearly 1000 other small
boys and girls marched out to safety.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
Food Chief Oles.

ChIcngo.-Gcorgc E. Haskell, a dol.
lnr.n.ycar man In tho food admlnistra.
ton during tho wnr. died nt his home
In Evanston. 1fc was "a years old. Al
chief Of the dnIry products division Of
tho food administration, hc worked
unrcmittingly. taxing his vitality to
tho danger point. The illness to which
he succumbcd soon nfter the war
found him without tho physical resist.
nnce necessary TO combat II. lie was
q warn friend Of Hoover.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
WILL TEST THE UNIONS
GOVERNOR COOLIDGE HEADS
STATE FORCES IN BOSTON
MACHINE GUNS ARE MOUNTED
At POLICE HEADQUARTERS
BY TROOPS.
Western Newspaper Union New, Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Boston, Sept. 12.-The Sixth and
seventh deaths growing out Of strike
disturbances occurred when Richard
ID. Reemts, striking policeman who
was shot, succumbed to his wounds
and Robert Lallie, who was shot, died
at hospital. About fifty persons are
being treated In hospitals for injuries
received In riots. Mayor Peters, in a
statement last night pledged his "loyal.
earnest and complete support" to the
governor.
With Governor Coolidge rs COM
mander-ln-chief of the states forces
In complete charge of the situation,
the city took on warlike appearance.
Six machine guns were mounted at po-
lice headquarters and troopers, wear
ing tin hats" by order by Adjutant
General Stevens patroled the streets.
The order followed injury OF several
soldiers by flying missiles.
Meanwhile shopkeepers, supplement-
ing police and military protection by
means OF their own. barricaded the
windows OF their places of business
TO withstand siege Boards were
nailed In front OF the glass to protect
II from the assault Of bands of hood.
lums who have been roaming the
streets.
A fight TO the finish between the
constituted authorities OF state and
city and the labor unions was indi-
Gated by developments In the police
mems strike While Governor Coolidge
was exercising his authority rs com
mnnder-in-chief Of the state forces to
tnke complete command OF the meas.
ures for protection OF the city, Mayor
Peters was making II plain to labor
leaders who visited city hall that the
pollcemen's union would not he rec.
ognized.
The labor men were firm In their
inslstence that the police he permitted
TO affiliate with the American Federa-
ton OF Labor, nnd offered TO guaran.
tee that the police never would be
called out on sympathetic strike.
The possibility OF strike OF car.
men. telephone and electrical workers
and industrial employees was serious.
What gave the authorities the greatest
cause for anxiety, however. was the
danger that the flremen might Join In
the movement.
1t was recognized that this would
place the city In the grnvest peril. A
ray Of hope was seen In the declara'
tlon OF the president OF the Firemcn's
union that he would not take the re.
sponslblllty for strike unless author
lied by the American Federation OF
Labor.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
INSISTED on QUICK ACTION
Thls Father About % Sensible ~ Many
Who Expect Wonders From Cor
rsspondenee School.

Henry P. Dawson was talking about
the numerous correspondence courses
in FIVE lessOns-each lesson to be mas
tered In one evening over the after
dinner cigar-which teach man how
to become a Napoleon OF finance.
"You can't learn to be q Napoleon
Of finance or anything else % easily"
he said. These courses remind me Of
the man who brought his son to the
school Of mines and growled:
"T want you to learn this here boy
to be an expert mimi engineer. but
look a.here-I don't want him to waste
his time over q lot Of book nonsense
about strata and foundations. and
don't bother him with mlnerology and
crystals. neither. What I want him to
learn IL how to nnd gold and silver and
copper In payin' Quantities-payin'
quantities. mind you-and I'll call for
him and put him In to work Monday .
week."
The state herald., 1919-09-19
Miners Murdered al Tomboy.

Telluride. Colo.-Four miners, Gus
Dnniclson. 30: Erie Smith. ~: Fred
sund. 20. md Celeste Native, 10. were
shot TO death by two masked men mt
the Montana workings Of the Tomboy
mine here. Joe Kochcvcr. another min.
er wns wounded In the knee MS the
murdcrers fled from the mine md es-
cnpcd. Officials believe the murders
mny have resulted from n fcud be-
tween the murdcrers and the dead
men.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
New York Cheers pershIng.

New York-Over five-mlle flower
strewn pathway. General Pershlng led
his famous First division down Fifth
avenue to the wild plaudits Of 100000
proud countrymen. 1t was the last
great review OF the world war for
New York and 1t was fitting climax
TO u long series OF military spectaclcs.
The commander OF Americas armies
shared honors with the battle-scarrcd
veterans who won undying fame on
the fields OF France. For all OF them
II was one of life's most memorable
days. As he rode down the avenue
the stern lines of the leaders face re.
laxed In the now famous Pershing
smile.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
To Guard e.a,s Line.

Chicago.--Armcd guards nrc patrol.
Ing the entire fllinois-wisconsin state
line from the Mississippi river to Lake
Michigan to cntch beer runners. This
announcement wns made by Attorney
General Brundngc. Tho guards are
stationed wherever highway furnish.
cs ncccss to this state from tho stntc
TINT Mliwnukce's advertised brcws
have made famous. Attorney General
i'rundnse said: II propose thnt every
car crossing the state line shnll he
searchcd.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
ke,ehsk Claim. Victory.

Omsk.-rhe following communiqus
was issued by general headquarters Of
Admiral Koichnk: stubborn fighting 10
going on In the direction Of In Lour-
ovsk. Our troops arc now engaged In
offensive operations In tho direction Of
Kourean. We have occupied the sta.
ton At Plcloukhove and are pursuing
tho enemy along the railway line along
the whole front. Our troops have cap.
tured a great many prisoners and ~
important amount Of war material"
The state herald., 1919-09-19
Hurry Treaty. Says Wilson.

Helena. Month"; his addresses in
Montana President Wilson asked TINT
the pence treaty be ratified without
delay 30 that the spirit Of universal
unrest spreading may be quictcd. Say
ing he hnd been told tho West wns per.
vSdcd by "whnt Is chilled rndlcallsm,
the President declared tho only way
10 keep men from ngliatIng against
grievances wns 10 remove the grlcv'
asccs As long M "thlngs nre wrong
ho snid. he did not intend TO nsk TINT
men stop nriintlns
The state herald., 1919-09-19
UNDER MILITARY RULE
THREE KILLED AND MANY IN.
JURED DURING THE FIGHT.
MoBs RIOT IN DOWNTOWN
STREETS: CAVALRY RoUre
RlOTER9.
western Newspaper Union News Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Boston. Sept 1.-Two men and a
hoy were killed during the night In tur-
bulent outbreaks growing out Of the
police strike. There were numerous In
juries Of 4 minor nature to members
Of mobs, police officers and state
guardsmen. Cavalrymen charged the
crowds and n machine gun was used,
one man being killed and severnl
wounded by Its fire. The crowd early
became rlotous and cavalrymen were
sent to dlsperse it The mob surged
in and out Of the square. Shots were
fired and nm unidentified man was
killed. A woman was wounded In the
rrm, a middle-aged volunteer police
man was so badly beaten up that he
was removed to a hospital and three
cavalrymen were hit over the head by
bottles and other missiles and also
were given hospital treatment. After
.he infantry reinfcrcemcnts arrived the
square was finally cleared.
Boston.-Boston Is under military
rule. After twenty-four hours Of law
lessncss such rs the city has never be-
fore experienced, 4 sense Of security
was afforded an outraged public by the
appearance In the streets Of 5000 SOL
diers under orders to restore order and
protect life and property at any cost.
A troop Of state guard cavalry, dashing
at full speed In company front with
drawn sabers. cleared Scollny and Ad-
ans squares OF thousands who had
,ammed those places since early morn
Ing. Both squares had been the scenes
Of Intermittent riotlng. and when the
cavalry approached small group of
loyal police officers were maintaining
n semblance Of order with the greatest
difficulty.
Private Caii Mead Of the First troop.
State cavalry. when driving the crowd
out Of Scollay square was hit on the
head with bottle and knocked from
his horse. Hc was taken to police
headquarters unconscious.
Mayor Peters assumed control Of
what was left Of the police department
md called upon the commander OF the
Tenth regiment Of the state guard to
assist him In preserving order. At the
same time he asked Governor Coolidge
for additional troops from outside the
city. The governor Immediately called
out the Fourth brigade, and he ordered
out the Fourteenth and Twentieth In
fantry. Boston also furnished motor
transport corps, troop OF cavalry and
and ambulance company.
This force was believed sufficient TO
cope with the situation Immediately re-
sulting from ihes trike Of the police.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
Lithu.nl. Offered Peace.

Parls.-The Russian Bolsheviki have
proposed peace to the IithuanIans. ne
cordIng to reports from Polish sources.
1t wns reported Sept. 2 that force Of
BolshevIkl was surrounded on the
Lithuanian front and was offering to
negotiate with. the Lithunnians. The
next dny Bcrnc dispatch stntcd that
formal proposals had been made by the
Boishevikl but no confirmation Of this
report Inns ns yet been received.
The state herald., 1919-09-19

r s:sa s.:s e 81 e = :. sss g
ing Il % my frisuds. .".Nrs. D. =.
ALTERS, r. B. 4 Oregon, m
Onlywomsn Who havs suffered ths toe.
eures Of such troubles snd have draggsd
along from day b day can realize D.
relic3 which thia famous roet and hseA
rsmedy, LYDIA 3. Pinkham's Vegetable
Ccmpcund, bgoasht b M. Altses.
Women eve.ywhsss e M Aeefs
condition shcun psodt b hse RECON-
mendatsco, snd 4 thses efc ~ con-
plicatioas wTits Lydia Z Pihkhan's
Medicine Co., Lynn, naas.. for advioe.
The result Of their u years expsgisoco
b ct your service
The state herald., 1919-09-19
S5,242 For Orphans.

New York.-rhc Tanner fund for
tho benefit OF the three children Of
william Tanner, who lost his life rn'
ther thnn let his wife die alone be.
ncnth railway train conducted by
the New York Sun for one week. Off
chilly closed. A large number OF con.
tributions came In late. The fund ns
previously acknowledged totnied 81.
1925, but additional contributions
bring II up to S5.242.25.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
New Fr,Ioht Cars In Service.

wnshington.-Ncw freight cars nre
being plnced In service by the railroad
administration ut the rate Of S3a per
day. and every effort In being made to
relieve chr shortage occnsIoncd by the
movement of fall crops and rcviving
business. Director General Hines m.
mounced today. EVERY effort In being
made TO speed up the construction of
100000 freight ears ordered last year."
The state herald., 1919-09-19
XII spartae.n Leader.

Berlin. - Hammer. the notorious
spnrtncnn leader Mt Essen md chief
ips,ign,or OF the general strike LAST
February and insurrcction In the ltuhr
hns been nssasslnntcd. His
body wns found In the woods near
ncmschcid. southeast Of Dusseldorf.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
More Trouble In Korea.

Seoul. koren.-Thc government hns
requested 1890 police reinforcemcnts
from Japan as the result Of the recent
bomb Outrage against Baron Snlto.
governor OF Korea. 1t Is announced
That the casualties due TO the cxplo-
sion Of the missiles aggregated thirty.
two.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
carran.a Has Had Enough.

Mexico City.-venustlnno Carranzn,
under no circumstances. Will seek re-
election ms president OF Mexico and
without fail Will turn the presidency
over TO his successor upon completing
his present term In December. 1920,
Louis Cabrera, secretary OF the treas.
ury. announced.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
Fourteen Reported MI..lna.

Savannah. Gn.-The steamer Barns
table. coal laden from Savannah TO n
Cuban port. went down off 81. Gather.
Ines. II In reported that fourteen OF
the crow nro missing.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
Psr,hIna WlIl o.. suord,

wnshiDgton.-rhc House pnsscd n
special resolution setting 2 y. m. Sept.
~. M the time for the joint session Of
Congress to receive General PcrShIng.
A sword ~ honor win be presented. !.
The state herald., 1919-09-19
osstino Posted.

Lord Nocoyne-I say. old dear. what
Ii the usual procedure In catching an
American heIressf
RegEie-lt's very simple. old chap.
You tell the girl how much you love
her. and her father how much you
owe.