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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-03-02

pulp add six marshmalows cut in fine
strips. Fill the mixture when cold into
baked pastry shells and decorate with
Quartcrcd marshmalloWs arranged in Il
design
Chocolate Whip Tarts
Have ready the baked tart shells and
prepare the filing As follows: Put one
cupful Of milk, one and half squares
Of Pratcd unswcctcned chocolate and
plnch Of salt into the upper part Of the
double boiler, and when the chocolate ii
dissolved stir in two level tnblcspoons-
ful Of cornatarch mixed to paste with
cola wator. Sir until smooth and cook
Tor twelve minutes Beat two egg yoIks
with five tablcspoonsfuI OF sugar, add
gradually to the hot mixture and Stir
tor moment or two longer. Remove
from the fire, cool and add one tea
spoonful Of vanilla and the whites Of
the egg. stifIly beaten. I'ill into the
pastry shells just before serving.
Cheese Cakes
MIX together the grated yellow rind
OF one lemon, half cupful of sugar.
the juice Of two lemons, half q cupful
Of chopped seeded raisins. two table
spoonsful of melted oleo and half u tea
spoonful Of mixed ground cinnamon and
nutmeg. tlll into pastry shells and
bake IN a quick oven.
Hot Apple Tarts
Bake small crisp pastry shells, ill
with hot apple sauce and cover the tops
with mcrlngue made from the gtiff1v
whipped white Of one egg and one table
spoonful Of powdered sugar. Return to
slow oven for the mcringue to brown.
Apple Custard Tarts
II nm egg yolk is left over, mix with
half n cupfu' Of milk; add few prajns
Of salt, II few drops Of vanilla and two
teaepoonsfoi Of sugar. Mix with one
capful OF apple sauce and bake in pastry
she,la.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-03-02

Soak one-fourth of cup of pearl
taploca in slightly sailed water an houg.
drain and cook in a pint Of top milk
until clear add Two tablespoons sugar
stirring frequently. Flavor with two or
three drops of vanilla or any desired
fiavoring. Put in glasses, cool, and gar
nish with a thin slice of apple or other
Jelly. All of these tapioca and rice prepa-
ratons are very nourishing, and with or
without the Jelly addition make a suf-
tlclent and tempting dessert. Vary this
recipe deliciously by melting half a
square Of chocolate in the milk before
aildln, Tho tnninca
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-03-02
Orange Tapioca

Wash and soak one-fourth cup of
pearl taploca in slightly sailed water an
hour, and cook until transparent in the
juice of one orange to which one cup Of
water is added also add three table
spoons OF sugar COR even Less, and be-
fore taking up very little Of the grated
orange peel. To vary, just before serv-
ing combine lightly with small pieces of
another orange carefully freed from all
Of the white skin and pulned.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-03-02

color. If cream is allowed, a whrl of
whipped cream on top is a delicious
addition, or thin cream may be used.
Rose Apples
Pare and core four apples, leaving a
lew tiny flecks Of skin on, if red. Place
IN a saucepan, fill cavities With currant
or other red jelly, spriuIllc with two
tablespoons of sugar, and add boiling
water to nearly cover. Cook carefully
In covered pan until tender, turning
over during the process. Remove the
apples to q serving dish, add two table
spoons more Of sugar TO the syrup, and
boil rapidly until about one-fourth of a
cup remains, and then pour it over the
apples. Both apples and jelly should be
pink. Gainish with thin slices of more
Jelly. Cream may be served or not.
Apple Tapioca
Soak one-fourth cup of pearl tapioca
IN pint of cold water, with a pinch
ct salt, for an hour or more; put on
to cook IN the double boiler with two
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-03-02
BY MARGARET HAMELlfJ

EOR the woman WHO makes good pie
crust, the scraps left after the
-. making Of pie are full Of de-
nghtfui possibilities In fact. it is not
unusual in many families for one or
more members to dislike II certain kind
OF pie filling; but with the scraps, II tart
or Two IN easily made and every one ~
hatiSfled. With little practice, differ
ent shaped tartlots can be made by cut
,uIhK the pastry into various forms.
ms III assorted shapes can be pur-
chased FOR these attractive "miniature
pes at % cents for half II dozen. a
ieW OF the most popular Of such fancy
pastries are suggested. Any jam or pre-
serVe may be used and the tarts served
with cream cheese.
first and foremost, the bits Of pie
crusts crisply cooked in squares, rounds
or diamonds, with tiny topknot Of jelly
or preserves, are delicious In themselves
"itnout further work and arc especially
good for the older children instead Of
richer pie.
Peanut Strips
Roll pastry very thin: cut in halves
ana spread half Of it with peanut but
yer mat has been slightly thinncd with
mile lemon juice Cover with the
e'hef half Of the crust and cut In strips
i n inches long and one inch wide.
race on a greascd, inverted baking tin
ann Dake IN a quick oven. When baked,
' "rusn over with whipped white Of egg.
uhuted with one teagpoonful Of cold
wsMr, and sprinkle thickly with chopped
s,eNsd peanuts. Return TO the oven for
crisp Wv 'NN' w
Dr'Sd Apricot and MarchmaIlow
Tarts
G. AN, soak and stew dried agrieots.
ao:nseten 10 taste and press through u
~'sse. TO each cuDful OF the hot fruit
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-03-02
Cooking by Ear''
Produces No Harmony

1t one happened to be born an in
spHed, intuitional cook, appetizng food
resulted naturally, but not necessarily
wholesome food. And for those who
had to cook "by rote" the situation was
sad-cooking by ear produces no moro
harmony than playing by ear, unless
you are exceptionally talented. Now
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-03-02

one may have books and magazines de-
scrblug the methods of cooking. pro
serving, laundering, etc, that deal, SO
to speak, with the trade of housekeeping,
ITS technlc. Or one may go far back
INTO the sciences that undcrie home
making, and study nutrition, foods for
the sick, menu making with a view to
balanced ration, the sanitation of the
house, budget making and household
accounts, the economic and social as
poets OF the servant problem and even
first aid and the rudimcnts of home
nursing
Women's pages no longer deal with
the problem of how to tie a pink bow
and where to put it, The place of
domestic science in the curriculum of
our colleges and the recognition Of
the importance of the proper feeding
of both children and adults, the war,
food adjustments that had to be worked
out and applied in the home, all have
tended to make housekeeping a library
science.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-03-02

in which soaked, adding sugar to your
taste, and more water if necessary, to
make plenty of syrup. This is a very
delicious combination and also much
liked by grown-ups.
Apricot Delight
Wash, soak, and cook until very ten
der, with sugar to taste, one fourth
pound Of oyaporaled apricols. using
those Of fine quality, and planning for
much more syrup than usual. Soak one
fourth Of q package Of gelutinc or one
package stifcnS two quarts) in one
fourth Gun OF water for half an hour;
add cup and a half of the boiling
syrup, stirring until gelatine is dissolved.
Wet six small cups in cold water, place
IN each ali unbroken half apricot, fill
with the liquid. strained, and set aside
until cold and stffcncd. always adj
wise cooking enough apricots, as well
as prunos, fer two desserts, as a labor
saving proposition. Pruncs, stoned, may
be substituted for the apricots, using
two in each mould.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-03-02
Food for
The Sick

Some of the books that have come
in during the past year are decidedly
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-03-02
Tapioca Cream

stir during the last half hour; serve
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-03-02
Tricks With Pie Crust

pulp add six marshmallows cut in fine
strips Fill the mixture when cold into
baked pastry shells and decorate with
CHARTERED marshmallows arranged in
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-03-02
Peanut Strips
Dr'ed Apricot and Marehm allow
Tsrts

:, Hash, 8oaL and gt4W dried nn-ieote
o~seten 10 taste and pregs th-ough -
s'sse. To each cuDful OF the hot fruit
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-10-25
THE PEOPLE OF PORTO RICO
Office of the Executive Secretary
CERTIFICATE OF FILING OF
lCONSENT RY STOCKHOLDERS TO
DISSOLUTION.
TO ALL TO WHOM THESE PRE-
SENTS MAY COME. GREETING:

TO ALL TO WHOM THESE PRE-
SENTS MAY COME; GREETING:
WHEREAS, it appears to my sa-
Etisfaction by duly authenticated re
cord Of the proceedings for the volun-
tary dissolution thereof deposited j.
my Office that "THE ARECIBC
PRESS co." corporation Of this
Island, whose principal office is 81
tuated i'll the municipality of Arecibo
iP. r., has complied with the requir.
Lemcnt5 of the Private Corporation
Act preliminary to the issuing of this
certilicata that such consent has been
filed;
NOW, THEREFORE, l, r. SIACA
IPACHECO, Executive Secretary o.
Porto Rico, DO HEREBY CERTIFY
that the said corporation did on tbs
seventh day Of October, nineteer
hundred and nineteen, file in my Off
ce duly executed and attestad con-
sent in writing to the dissolution OF
said corporation executed by more
than two thirds in interest of the
stockholders thereof, which said do
cument, and the record Of the procee-
dings aforesaid, are now on file IL
my said office, as provided by law.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, l have
hereunto set my hand and caused to
be affixed the Great Seal of Porto
Rico, at the City Of San Juan, this
eighth day of October, A. D. nineteen
hundred and nineteen.
X. Siaca Pacheco.
Executive Secretary Of Porto Rico.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-10-25

quien, seg1n asegura ell empire
sario, sera la sensation del ano.
Confrmando ell anuncio hecho a
fines de la pasada temporada.
Campanini dice que SUI compa-
iila estrenara en- Chicago y Nue.
va York la nueva opera LA Ma
We" de Gabriel D'Annunzio y ell
maestro Montemezzi, compositor
este ultimo de "L'Amore del Ire
Re-.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-10-25
Han iiegado varios artistas
famOsOs

En- el trasatlantico "Dante
Alighiori'', procedente de Geno-
va, han llegado New York, los
empresarios de opera Giulio Ca
tti-Casazza Y Cleofonte Campo
mini, acompanados de buen mime
ro de cantantes conocidos perte-
necientes a Ia Metropolitan Ope-
ia Company Y a la Chicago Ope-
ra Association que dirigen los
empresarios mencionados. En-
tire estos figuran el tenor Alessan
dro Dolci, conocido va en- Italia
como ell 'nuevo Caruso", la So
prano dramatica Rosa Raisa, su
esposo el baritone Giacomo Ri
mini, y ell bajo polaco Adamo Di-
dur. Tambien ha llegado ell COM
positor De Angeles.
Campanini anuncia que dentro
de POGO formara parte de SUI com
pailia ell tenor Tito Schipa y eel
ban tono Carlo Galeffi, de actua-
ci6R brillante EN- ell Real de Ma
drid y el Colon de Buenos Aires,
asi como Edouard de Giovanni,
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-10-25
Ell MEJCR MONUMENTO A
JOSE DE DIEGO
I sI'iene usted uno de sas libros?


ST admil'a usted sinceramente
"a obra del gran 'portorriqueiio,
es porque la conoce por sus libros
amirables.
81 no ha leido usted las obras
del poeta immortal, del politico
filustre, del orador glorioso, debe
apresurarse a pagar este tribute
a la memoria esclarecida del pa
triota.
El mejor monumento que pue-
de erigirse la memoria de I'm
hhombre de LetTas es hacer que
as ediciones de sus libros sean
opiosas. Ell espIritu luminoso
de un poeta. de un escritor, de
un Grader vive en- sus libros.
C0mpre usted los libros de Jo-
Sc de Diego.
Cantero, Fernandez & Ga, pue
de OfrecerIe ep su establecimien-
TO de libreria, las siguientes
lobras:
Ponarrosas. Ejemplar.
Encuadernaci6n colorado. .$1.0G
Encuadernaci6n amarilla. 0.85
Encuadernacion en- rustica. 0.75
JOvilIes.
Encuadernado ....... 0.S5
En- r1stica O.65
Cantos de Rebeldia.
Encuadernado ......... 0.85
A la rustica. ........... 0.65
Nuevas CampaEas.
En- ruStica O.75
PlebiscitOs.
En rustica ~.............. 0.5O
Sc sirven pedidos por correo
franco de porte. Advt.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-10-25

po no ha Iogrado hacerme olvi-
dar.
Pasan muchos amos.
La vida Sc va desenmascaran-
do Y de vez en- cuando me asusta
con una de sus horribles nue.
cas-. !.
For fin Sc quita 10 careta Y pa
sada la primera mala impression
que su rostro frio, inclemente, ha
ee a mi ser ingenuo, me prepare
para la lucha, y tenplando mi
voluntad, miro como pasando en-
TN interninable torbellino los
amos, deiando tras ST, una estela
de recuerdos dolorosos, que a ma
nera Gle cuervos, destrozan ell al
ma durante las interminables ho-
ras Gle insomnios.
Marina L. Molina.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-10-25
CUERVOS

/ Son las once Gle la noche. i. ha-
ce POGO ceso ell ruido de la ciu-
dad. ;, hace POGO Sc apagaron las
luces de la casa, y ell silencio in
vadi6 al mismo tempo que las
sombras, todo cuanto me rodea-
ba. -.
\ Yo no paedo dorrair.l Una in
| tranquilidad rara Sc apodera de
mi, y siento xtraiios picotazos
que sin compassion tratan de des-
trozar el alma mia
La cabeza me da vueltas
}Surgen luces Y visiones en- me-
dio de la obscuridad, que me ha-
cen abrir a cada mornento los
ojos. un aleteo Sc aproxima. :.
I'm aire frio roza MI frente.
Los cuervos de recuerdos que
I
Sc han Dorado va en- la lejania
dc los amos pasados, vienen a tor
,turar Iii alma que ante eilos Sc
! vuelve iTlnensarlente triste.
Y como una proyecci6n nagi-
ca, lentamente van pasando las
visiones del aver ante mis- ojos
cerrados fuertemente. :.
Los dfas azules y frescos de
aquellos meses de vacaciones
inolvidables. rodeada en- ell
gran patio de mi casa, Gle mis-
amigas predilectas. >. Las quin-
tas seforiales que improvisaban
nuestras mentes inocentes; aque
Hos briosos corceles que domaba-
mos, hacienda gestos y sudando
como 81 la realidad nos poseye-
ra. :.
.4ego en- una tarde de julio,
me transportaba. a mi sueno do
RADIO de nina, la casa de viejos
amigos, de mis- abuelos Y en-
la actualidad sus hijos COM
paferos de juego n1ios. ;. Una
villa pintoresca cerca de mi
pueblo; en- un cerro saludable
iy verdecito como 10 eran enton-
ces mis- esperanzas. f. ALI pasa-
ba parte de mis- vacaciones :.
la epoca mas alegre, de elias, la
5poca que quedaba grabada fuer-
temente por mucho tempo en- mi
lalma infantil y que a1n el ITEM
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-10-25

Uct. 1919.
11.3o P. NJ.
90
LA OPERA EN- NEW YORK
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-10-25

La garantia mas grande cue pue-
de encontrar ell cliente es COMPRAR
articulos que IIeven el sello FER
NANDEZ, pues este significa la me-
jor calidad.
Nuestros precios SON de los mas
reducidOs.
hssj :7ss !s.ysssg W.
No necesitamos repetir que son
BARATOS, va cue ell publico 10 sabe
muy bien.
E.
De Espana acabamos de recibir
un extensO surtidO de artisticOs
ABANICOS.
~
Els 10 mas elegante y de mayor no
vedad que puede hallarse y sus pre-
clos estan al alcance de t0das las
fOrtunas. Desde ell mas caro- al mas
limitado perO tod0s de superior ca
lidad.
No tenemOs vun Iuj0sO estableci-
mientO y pOr esta raZ6n p0demOs
limitar tanto nuestros preci0s de-
jandO en- favor der S2iente aquella
economic.
#, ~: /, @. %T So z I'LL sE. ~
CuandO uM articulo no resulta de
la calidad que 10 garantizamos de-
volveremOs SUI impOrte. Tai es la Sc
guridad que tenemcs en- nuestras
existencias.
NuestrO principal prop6sito es evil
tar perjuicios nuestros clientes.
Antes de comprar visitenos y que
dara satisfecho.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-10-25

Executive Secretary Of Porto Rico.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-08
SAILORS CLUB FORMS
NEW ORGANIZATION

Permanent organization of the Sail
ors' club asa avY unit Of the Ameri-
can Legion was effected al a meeting
he'd In the rooms OF the war camp com
munity service, 46 North Second street,
Thursday evening. Temporary officers
chosen at a former meeting were Sc
lected as regular officers for the en-
suing year, as follows: J. l.. Orr, 223
Madison avenue, president; w. A. Heth,
postoffice, secretary and treasurer, and
i; r, Traylor. 827 South Cooper street.
vice chairman.
Chief Yeoman c. M. Cox, of the local
navy recruiting office, and c, n. Poland
were leaders in bringing about the per
manent organization. Mr.. Poland has
offered a prize Of $1S for the COB who
will bring In the most members before
the time for the next meeting.
Later a charter Is expected to be Ia.
ken out by the club. There are be.
tween 800 and 400 former navy men in
the newly formed club.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-08
Hot Summer Sun
Trying on the Complexion
How to Protect Your Skin and Bring Roses
to Your Cheeks v

and wind, this oatmeal Derwillo com
hination will work a wonderful trans
formation In IL hours at the most,
Thousands who have used 1t report the
same results ] have had
Miss q, c. says. "My complexion was
poor and my skin rough, MY neck,
chest, hands and arms were dark from
exposure, The very first application
Of this wonderful Derwillo- Oatmeal
combination convinced me that my poor
complexion and skin blemishes would
D o be a thing OF the past, In Il few
weeks all these unsightly defects had
entirely disappeared and | shall always
use II TO keep my complexion at its
best all the time, ! have recommended
II to my girl friends and they are Just
as enthusiastic over 1t AS / am. We al
use II before going TO the theater
dances or parties and it's wonderful
what q difference It makes in our ap.
p~earances."
Mrs, q. V. writes. t'Oatmeal and Der.
willo have worked miracles with my
complexion. | had many despiset
wrinkles and q sallow, rough skin. My
hands and arms were covered witt
freokles, After eight weeks use OF Mac
Edna Wilder's wonderful complexion
| prescription these objectionable defects
| have entirely vanished. | look ten years
younger N advise every girl ant
woman to try II md feel confident aftei
one or two applications they will us,
It continually and be just as favorabl,
impressed with II as | am. | recommend
II 10 all Of my friends
! NOTE To Get the verp hest effNct. he sure I
follow TIM complete directions contained In ever
Nn"kaEe NJ pcrwtllo, You have only To ret lhci
villa and oatmeal, You need nothing else. and
Is 50 StwnlH that anvnnc rae use IL. and 10 In
expensive that any girl or woman can afford II
| The manufacturer end druggists g~iartntee tina
there viii he q noticeable Improvement after III
first application or they will rf nd the raoncy
II ia sold IN this city Under 4 money refund rlpr
anter by department stores and all druggists. in
oludine the Noselcy Robinson, the iIamnS.. ltallar
snd the washhur, Lyle stores.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-08
A Free Oatmeal Prescription poss
lts Work Overnight. You Can
PTWpar@ 10 at Home.

NEW YORK.-Exposure to sun, dust
and wind has a very bad effect upon
the skin and complexion. There Is a
a to overcome this, 1T il my own
discovery and takes just n night to
get such marvellous results" says Mae
Edna Wilder, when ner friends ask
her about her wonderful complexion and
the improved appearance OF her hands
and arms, You can do the same thing
II you follow my advice" she says. J
feel 1t my duty to tell every girl and
oma what this wonderful prescrip-
ton did for me. ! never tire Of tell
ing others Just what brought about
identical prescription that removed
every defect from my face, neck, hands
and arms, Until YOU try II YOU can
form no idea of the marvellous change
Il will make In lust one application, rht
prescription which you car prepare at
your w home Is MS follows;
'Go to any grocery store and get ter
cents worth Of ordinary oatmeal and
from any drug store a bottle OF Derwillo
Prepare the oatmeal as directed in every
package of Derwtllo and apply night AND
morning, The first application Will as,
tonish you, II makes the skin appear
Transparent, smooth and velvety. | es.
pecially recommend this method for d
eall0w skin, shiny nose. freckles, tan
sun spots, coarse pores, rough skin
ruddiness, wrinkles, and In fact ever,
hlemteh the face, hands and arms arr
heir 10. II your neck or chest Is dis.
colored from exposure, apply this com,
bination there and the Objectionable de,
feet will disappear. 1t Is ahsolutel,
harmless and will not produce or stim.
nlAta q growth of hair, No matter how
rough and ungainly the hands and
arms or what abuses they have ha,
through hard work and exposure to SUI
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-08
Weddings
Martin.Rarron.

One Of the prettiest weddings Of the
season was that Of Miss velma Bar
ron and Mr.. William Floyd Martin,
which took place on Thursday evening
at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Harry X,
Hudson, on Faxon avenue, the Rev.
James +. Hixson, pastor OF the McLe-
more Avenue Presbyterian church, Of
ficiating.
The home was artistically decorated
for the occasion and a program of beau
tiful nuptial music was given by Mrs,
Robert McEwen.
The bride vas lovely In a gown OF
white georgette heavily beaded with
which she wore a picture hat and a
coFsage bouquet of bride roses.
Miss Ruth Barron, sister Of the bride,
was maid Of honor and wore a dainty
gown OF flesh georgette and carried an
arm bouquet Of pink roses.
Mr.. Elmer Barron served as be9s
man.
After a delightful wedding trip Mr.
and Mrs, Martin will be at home at 9SE
Faxon avenue.
The out-of-town guests were Misses
Ruby Barron and Myrtle Abe4es and
Messrs. Sam and VIII Barron, all OF
Hickory Withe, Tenn.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-08
Mrs. M. =. Rogers.

JACKSON, Tenn, aug. 5. (Spl9-
Mrs. M. u. Rogers, aged so years, died
az her home, 237 OAK avenue, yester-
day afternoon at b;45 O'Clock after an
illness of several weeks. She was a
life long member OF the First Presby-
terrain church OF this city, She moved
here 80 years ago from Pinson, Tenn,
0 after the death of her husband,
A.. s. Rogers, who was a prominent
official Of this county for a number
Of years
She Is survived by three son and
eight daughters, The sons are: G. G.
Rogers, OF ~Bellinghani, Wash; p. e,
Rogers, OF Joneshoro, Ark, and A. s,
Rogers, Of Osceola, Ark. The daugh-
ters that survive their mothers death
are; Mrs. Emma Vantreese, OF Walnut
Ridge, Ark, and Mrs. w T. Halton,
Mrs. Laura Glenn, Mrs, X. r, Barfield,
Mrs. w, c. Blackmon and Misses Addie,
Emily and Cattle Rogers, OF this city,
The funeral services were conducted
at the residence this afternoon by Rev.
J. w, Waters, pastor OF the Hays Ave-
nue. NJ. Il, church. Following the flu
| nerai tho remains will be carried te
Pinson for interment in the family Gem
etery, one mile east OF Pinson.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-08-08
WHAT A HOLE.

Although the British war secretary.
Lord Miner, can not exactly be said
to shine as a humorist, he a enjoy a
good story against himself, as witness
the following, which he Is fond of re-
lating: &
Some years ago, fresh from his South
African triumphs. he addressed an .au
dience of undergraduates at his old
university.
we must remember not merely the
beauty OF the individual colleges, but
the beauty OF Oxford rs a whole. And
what a whole Il u.s."
Hear! Heart" yelled the varsity
men. Eyes, what a hole!' they groaned,
what a beastly hole!"
Then 1t dawned upon Lord Miner
that this was a sentiment he would
rather have expressed differently.