El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-22
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lawyer 90 defend me and wired the
relations for Instructions as to how 90
ship the body home"
Z bet yer the Murats feel honored
20 got Mr.. and Mrs. Wilson staying
with them" Morris said.
For the first few days" Abe ad-
mitted. but wait till a couple weeks
so by, I give them until January l..
1913, and after that Mr. and Mrs
Murat would be signaling each other
TO come upstairs into the maids room
and be holding a few t-them-peO-
ple-got-no-home conversations Also.
Mawruss. for the rest OF their married
life Aiawruss. every time the topic
OF who invited them In the first place
comes up at meal times. understand.
either Mr.. or Mrs. Murat is going 10
get up from the table and lock them
selves up in the bedroom for the re-
mainder Of the evening. Am I right
or Wrong2"
Il wouldn't argue with you" Morris
said. because il would give you the
slightest encouragement you are liable
10 go to work and figure where Mrs.
Aurat IS kicking to Mr.. Murat that
she couldn't make out with the house
keeping money while the Wilson's is in
Paris, on account Of having to buy
an extra bottle OF grade 3 milk every
day, or something like that. which you
talk like Mr. and Mrs. Wilson was an
Paris on a couple Of weeks vacation,
whereas the president has come here
to settle the peace OF the world"
Did I say he didn't2" Abe pro-
tested
and while you are sitting here
talking a lot OF nonsense" Morris
went on. big things is happening.
which with all the questions he has
got 10 think about. I bet yer the
president oser worries his head about
a little affair like board and lodging
Also I read in one OF them Paris edi-
tons OF an American paper that there
come over to France on the same
steamer with him over 800 experts
college professors and the nke-and
them fellers is now staying in Paris
at various hotels. which II that don [
justify Nj Wilson in putting up with
a private family. y understand, don Z
know what doesr
7 thought at the time read about
them experts coming over 10 help the
president in the peace conference that
he was letting himself in for some
thing" Abe observed
7 bet yeri" Morris said And that's
where Col. House was wise when he
comes over on a steamer ahead OF
them, because Il is bad enough when
you are crossing the ocean In winter
time to be president Of the United
States and 10 have 20 try not TO act
QLleI WISE without having 3tu experts
logging your footsteps and thinking
up ways to start conversation and
swing II towards the subject they are
experts IN Which I bet yer every
time the president tried TO get a little
exercise by walking around the prom
enade deck after lunch there was an
expert on Jugo-Slobs laying for him
who was all worked up to tell every
thing he knew about Jugo-Slobs in a
couple OF laps. provided the president
lasted that long"
well. I'll tell you" Abe said. "a man
which employs experts TO ask advice
from deserves all he gets, MaWruss,
because you know how IL is when you
ask an advice from somebody which
don't know a thing in the world about
what he is advising you He'll talk
you. deaf. dumb and blind anyhow. So
you can imagine what il must be like
when YOU are getting advice from an
eLnertF'
1T seems TO me that before the
president gets through he will be
looking around for an expert which is
expert in choking off advice from ex-
perts. otherwise the first time the
president consults one OF them ex-
perts. II he's going to wait for the ex-
peri TO get through. he will have to
be elected 10 a third term and then
maybe hold over, at that" Morris
commented
7 should think the president would
be glad when this peace conference is
over" Abe said
-Sayi For that matter he'll be glad