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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-05-02
The Unreturning

For us, the dead, tho young,
For us, who fought and bled'
Let a last song be sung,
And a last word be said!
Dreams, hopes, and high desires'
That leaven and uplift.
On sacrificial fires
We offered as a Gift.
We gave. and gave our all.
In gladness. tho in pain;
Let not a whisper fall
That we have died in vain!
BY Clinton Scollard in the New
York Sun.
Subscribe for them.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-05-02

Nelson, whowill be remembered Tor
his fine work in Charles Rays his
Own Home Town. il seen In gooo
part; Gus Pixley. the original Weary
Willie of vaudeville, is doing a tramp
part; Gertrude Clairs has small
town role, and so on.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-05-02

Take home a Delta fancy brick of
Ice Cream. They are put up in card
board cartons and will keep for one
hour.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-05-02

mans previous screen successes II isl
an Unusual picture In many ways and
~ill be shown ut the Arcade theatre
today.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-05-02
THE "BUYER" Is ABROAD IN
THE LAND. ARMkD WITH
SOME CLIPPED WANT ADS!

He'll look you up IL his scis-
sors have encountered your FOR
sale" ad.
He'll be clipping and answer
ing ads tomorrow. too: and yours
ought to be there when he reads
the paper-if you have ANY
THING TO SELL.
THINGS-if. to SOMEBODY,
they are worth money.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
WARDROBE OF
QUEEN LISTED
Elizabeth Has Ample Supply
for Season

LONDON. Dec. s.--An inventory of
the wardrobe Of Queen Eslxabs,h has
just been discovered In London I,
would make movie queen green
with envy.
A list OF her clothing at one time
included 10 robes. iss kirtiea. go
gownK lao forcparts 1876 pctticoats.
ss cioaks s. doublcts. % safeguards
and rs lap mAatloa
Designers fashioned her gowns
from the riches, materials. including
gold tissue. crimson satin. cloth OF
gold. cloth Of silver. white velvet.
drake-colored satin. dove-coiored vel
vet, lady blush satin, and nantes OF
white plush striped with swans
down. She had all OF these kinds and
many more.
A description OF one OF hcr charnc-
teristic dresses Is: A forepart OF
white sniin. embroidered very fair
with borders Of the sun. moon and
other signs and planets OF Venice.
gold. silver and silk OF sundry colors
with an embroidered border Of beasts
beneath. She carried fan with
white feathers and with q golden
handle set with precious stones Her
embroidered with seed pearls She
wore n pnrasol OF crimson velvet
damask. striped with Venetian gold
aid silver lace. with n handle OF
mothcr-of- pearl.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
|AL|ENISTS SAY
MOTHER INSANI
Examine Aged Woman VIII
Hit Son With Ak

Mrs. A. J. Maxwell, IS, VIZ
hit her son. Joseph. 80, over the
head with an AZ while he slept
In their home at Des Moines
Wednesday night and then
slashed her own throat, wns -
clared insane by Dr. ID. A. Nick
olson and DIR. Arthur Calhoun,
aiienists. who examined her FFt
day In the hospital ward Of TIE
county Jail
She win Be further exnmlno1
by the lnsanity couiminaion, ~
win sdjudge whether or NOT 80
shall be confined In IN asylum.
Joseph l. Afarkwell. the son. alth
suffering from a fractured skull.
improving gradually at the Ken
hospital II he does not suffer q n
lapse by Sunday night It IL likel
he viii recover.
Deputy Prosecutor John u. ca
mody examined Mrs. Maxwell FIR
day.
The woman believed she Va
ready to die and wanted to take he
son with her." Carmody says. Mr.
seifinflicted wound
not serious-
Her wounded son had been Marie
only two months. His bride Is gris
stricken
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
ny DUDLEY BURROWS

San FRANCISCO, Dec. g.
YWRIar7 Yes. that's my nrofessionl
Necessity forced me into II: society
and the movies ARE keeping me
fbere' Having adopted theft ~ mn
calling, I naturally give II my en-.
tire attention, and the full benefit OF
my university trnining"
Alfred fDutch'D Baden. accused
by the police and an alleged nc.
complice OF more than 100 offenses
within the past three months, lollcd
indolentiy against the bars Of his
coll an he frankly discussed the sub.
Ject OF housebreaking aa a fine art
The police have absolutely moth.
Ing on me-" he said. between puffa
OF an expensive cigarette. nothing
save the mythical, hyftericai comics
sion1 or young woman at.
tempted 10 befrlend.
mo man with my knowledge OF
police methods. OF the laws and OF
human psychology--and there are
many OF them Ia Americas under.
worid-guiity NJ he may be Of many
offenses. would ever go 10 the peni.
tertiary but for the fact that he Is
'rallroaded' and made 10 suffer for
crimes he did not commitF'
It's Tonic 10 Him
Baden presents q most unique
front 10 the criminologlsts. Thirty.
two years old. scion OF a wealthy
German family living In Cologne,
high-rank student az the universities
OF Bonn and calliornia-he has
specialized In pilfering since he was
10 years Of age.
"A successful burglary" he says
rs 10 me what n shot of cocaine,
morphine or heroin II 10 the drug
addict Oftentimes, while sitting in
. motion picture theatre. l see a
bungiinx attempt at theft. II al.
ways fsils--the censorship board
sees 10 that straightway I want
10 20 out and turn n similar trick,
Just 10 prove TO myself how easy
II isv'
The fictonai character OF "Raf
fles" II Balden's deity. Like Hor.
nung's social highwayman. the
slender. darkeyed. aesthetic Ger
man.Ameriean delights In the un'
usual. the sensational. the outre
Like 'Raff1ea." also. he boasts that
he has never yet carried weapon
while turning q trick"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
College-Bred "Raffles" Gets
Burglary lunches at Movies;
|Crudeness Makes Him Sore.

1--WE been caught red-haods0
number of times" he told me, "bu
have JoIIled and laughed my va
out every time. The most effeea1v
weapons Q burglar can carry are n
education and n smile"
system IAN Wrong
Baden. who Ia an exponent OF the
Intensive cultivation" Of criminal
efficiency. f. a Tone wolf'-in other
words. he works without accom-
pllces or confederates. Furthermore.
he has heretofore confined his e.
forts 10 one state--Caiiforniar~ +,
specializing In It's laws. the person
mel OF it, authorities and the mso
ner OF life Of It's ciiizenfhlp
lie has served one term In a re\
forrnatory, two In San Quentin
penitentlary and one In FoisomI
prison--all. except the reformaforyY
''jolf." because. while undoubtedly
guilty of other offenses. be Wal
either 'railroaded" or refused t0|
"equeai." according TO his story. He
says our prison system Is all WRONG.
american penal institutions ars
nothing more nor less than schoe1o1
Of crime" he declares. The mir
ute man dons prison Karb his edu-
cation In criminoIogy begins. Only
by petty thLevery and bribery 81 ~
tendants b life In penitentiasy
made bearabie.
I'm exchange for tobacco ana
other little peraukities one may
take an actual course In roguerys
OF whatever kind he elects. OneI
learns bitterness. too. and walks
away from the prison at the end on
his term with a determination In hisl
heart 10 make society pay for what
he has endured. and with added
knowledge OF how TO extract pay{
ment without getting caughtr
Tops Hls Profession
Baden. now said TO be Mt the tol
OF his profession on the Pacift
coast. wants to be deported. His al
torney. Nathan Lee. Gays II is th1
only way to make him go straight
Send him back to his people II
Germany. away from his presen
criminal environment" says Lee
"and the braintwixt which lead
him to commit crime may b
stralghtened out. Send him to pria
on. and we viii have . dangeroua
ingenious malefactor on our hands.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
Boy, Age 7, Found
by Police Officer

Loft week ago under tho charge
OF Mrs. G. o. Barnes. Jr.. 1927 Broad
way NJ. by HIS mother. who explain.
cd she was working. Eldin Wood
force Rice. aged 7. disappeared from
the Seward school Mt noon Friday.
lie was found by n policeman late
Friday night and taken 20 the juven.
lie detention home. Mrs. Barnes re.
qucstcd Saturday that the boy be
held until she could communicate
with his mother.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
SAWS HIS 12,OOOTH LOG

AMERONGEN. Doc 9. - Count
ess Erbach sister OF the queen
mother OF Holland, who has been
the guest of former Emperor WIN.
lam OF Germany. returned to Ger.
many today. Passenger train traffic
between Germany and Holland,
viii h WAS stopped two weeks ago,
was resumed during the day and
hundreds OF persons crossed the
frontier. The former emperor was
prevented by cold weather from saw.
Ing wood In the garden OF his castle.
but n special shed has been erected
there and yesterday he sawed his
l2.oooth log.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
Judge Allen Wins
Point in RuIinf

Judge John s. Jurcy granted thS
petition Of Judge Clay Allen Satuls
day TO make more definite and CO.
tain the complaint for 10000 dam,
ages filed against Judge Allen by W.
II. Suvers. Of East Seattle. Stivero
appealed. and the argument win b
carried to the supreme court
suvers brought the suit becAus>
he sayA Judge Allen. when q. 6
district attorney. accused him Of had
Ing In his possession an anti cot
scripuon circular similar to the ON
that resulted In the conviction o.
Hulet H. Wells and Sam Sadler.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
Tom Knows What
He Talks About

It's all right Just as long as a
guy Is winning. but when he looses,
zowiel SO say the police.
Along came Tom Popus. 81
Washington St. Saturday morning
and yelled long and loudly. Tom
reported that there Is gambling.
and much of II, going on at 11s
Washington st. every day.
Furthermore. Tom claims that his
friend. whoever he is. and himself
lost a lot of money there recently.
Tom requested the place be
pinched. The police considerably
took his report
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
GIVES SO CENTS TO
HELP HARVARD FUN

NEW YORK. Dec. 6.--As an e:
ample OF the need OF increasing II
pay OF Harvard professors and pr,
fessors In all other colleges. the Ha
ward Endowment fund committe,
pointed out yesterday that its sma
est contribution had come from
member of the faculty OF the Unive
sity of Illinois. This professor SCI
80 cents. in stamps. as his subscrill
ton to the si5,soo.ooo fund to u
used In increasing the pay Of Hal
ward professors. He said thae a,
was his limit"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
Moonshiners Are
Caught in a Cav6

Camouflaged with ferns on tision
side OF a steep ravine. deput fus
sheriffs say they discovered a caeusl
utilized rs still at the head 4 o
Panther creek Friday. and place 4.
Charley Lang and Little FattN o.
Earl b. Rice under arrest as tn
operators. Deputy Sheriffs Ears
Ramage, Julius Won Gerst, Rohta
Murdoch and John Hineman mad. 4
the raid. Eighteen barrels OF mast
were seized.
Lang and Rice had boasted tina dis
no deputy could discover their lai,ur,
as they peddled the finished prod
uct In Renton. Won Gerst saws. .sitx
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
Fur Coats Are in
Style-He Knew II

Fur coats being quite the thing
these wintery days. burglar
overlooked a quantity OF clothing.
and fastened his hands on a $3.50
coon skin overcoat he found hang
ing on hook In J. r. McAllister's
room In the Olympic apartments.
2oi2 Western ave. early Saturday
morning
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
Mermaid Stolen
Reports Joknsou

A burglar with an appreciation
for the military. for art and for thu
color green. helped himself to thi
effects Of L. e. johnson. S4s s7tf
ave. the lossee reported to the DO
lice Saturday morning. !,
The thief chose a green militars
ovcrcoat, a green fedora hat and Z
mermaid stickpin, the mermai
holding tiny pearl In her mouth.
Sgt. w. #. Donlan and Patrolmast
T.. p. Perry investigated but coul--
find nothing Of the missing mermaish
or the man who stole her. Il
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
Arrest Chinese in
Raid on Gamblers

Harry Wong and Mark Moon were
arrested Friday night. when Deputy
Sheriffs j. c, Conner and N. l..
Loveall raided n room Mt 2i9 Wash.
ington VI. The deputies say they dis.
covered about 80 men gambling In
the room. and that Wong and Moon
were operating the game.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06

RAINFALL. McI.OIFdnLlN

RANDALL McLoUunLIN
CoMMUNfQuE
Tho cold. snappy nights % the past
week or 50 viii put The poultry
foods that 700 are using 20 the
test
There is a greater drain upon the
Galleries for the bodily comfort of
the bird. and should tho diet be
lacking in tho essential elements.
the first thing TO suffer IL the
egg yield.
Watch your feeds and ~ they are
not giving the results that yoa
should expect let us Sand you
aome good feed
II you have a fiivver. you can save
real money and get better feed ~
calling at our factory. Westlaks
ave. and Harrison ct. getting roeh
bottom prices aud saving haniing
charged At the same time take a
look over our plant and see how
good poultry foods are made.
We offer you a suggestion Tor . nice
Christmas present We VIII de-
liver for you to any address. IN q
nice Chris,masay package, a choice
collection Of buibs Including hya-
einthE. tulips. daffodills and Mar
etssua fer tt.ko. and guarantee
them 10 be Of tn. highest quality
We shall have all kinds OF christ
mas wreaths. mistlotoe and other
Eresnery nest week. call at cur
Madison at store aud make your
choice.
sui have few thousand baby
chicks unlocked for April and
May. n you want chicks next
spring. now IL the time TO secure
thsfn.
where the Madison Cable Starts
Madison at Western
Uptown Store
w~n,tak. and Harrison.
Telephone Elliott 1921.
RANDALL McLOtGfiIS
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
Rates Per Insertion


CLARENCE prRLrN
1915 r sSth.
christina. time IL drawing near
mt our hearts need not fcer.
Fer IN the star Want Ats VIII arp"a'
All things which we hold n~ar
O4h>r Rhymes Elsewhere on THIS
pne~-Icok-Ycurs May re rherc
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
The Seattle Star
| DIRECTORY

Attorpeys-atI@w
~ T.. -EBTABLfMfrD 1857.
General practice. All cases. lee
consultation. si5 Burke Bldg. Do
hecond ave Main 730s,
v. r. Hchoff. Downs Xix. 7os Ind sv
Consultation free. All chsea Feea
moderate
Attorneys--Patsnt
FRIED y. ooitfE = 7oi cENTHAL
Hidg, Phone Main $50. References,
HsminKten Typewriter CO.. West
ern Rubber Co. Universal Tei.-
phone Co. Olympic Foundry Co.
MABoN, BERWICK, LAWRENCE
ssa burke HlaR
Baths
SCIENTIFIC AND WHEATON,
massage. Magnetic skin and scalp
treatment Hours, 10 20 9. as
2ard ave. r. rsncon 1i1s.
MAGNETIC MAHaA0E, vAPoH MD
medical bath al Pioneer Bldg.
James and FIRST.
Chattei Loans
MONEY TO LOAN
Loans from $40 10 400 made quickly
ana confidentially on furniture.
pianos. live stock. etc,
aANpiERH a co.
ioos-t .. G. smith bldg. I'll 1852.
Chiropodists
THE FOOT HOSPITAL. DII STUCK
sith Pike 81 Phone Msin bo5s.
Chiropractor
n ". TURNER, Chiropraetor 2i0-iz
Hhight BID, 2nd and Pine, Consul
thtion free. Hours. 10 20 .. Even
lnRs ~ appointment Elliott 3csA
IL, a. TisAUB, y. G. = cINsED
chiropraotor, sos PantaRes. NJ 2s7l
Campbell o. NJ. pAntages BID. ~ ss2s
Furniture. Repairing. Upholstering.
Packing
Jorrsnsen hros. furn. shop W ssiL
Collateral loans
MONEY LOANED on ALL AnT'i.
clcs OF value. The Reliable. s07
Third ave.
Money 10 loan
MONEY TO LOAN
On diamonds and j-weiry. on most
sstyfactoty terms.
SOCIETY FbR REMEDIAL LOANS
IL sEATTLE
s5b-s EMPIRE BUILDING
herond near Madison.
MONEY TO LOAN
We loan any amount on diamonds
watches and teweiry. Lowest ratea
scsttle's eldest loan brokers.
AMERICAN JEWELFr co.
81 s.cond Ave. Establlshst 1888.
Physicians and Surgeons
KIDNEY 4 BLADDER DfRoRDEfls
DIR y ~. FEEEH
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Specialist for both sexes
soS " Third Ave.
Hours 10 A. NJ to sP. NJ
Dr. kathryn Harrison - Women's
disorders readiustcd. ttis Stone
way; Green Lake car. North 2s5s.
Raincoats
hAfScoATR REPAIRED AND AZ
tered. ladies and mems sample
enAts for ssle at whoiesals pricea
1889 First ave.
Transfers
HEATH TRANSFER
Piano and furniture moving. ss.se
per hour. naFssEs Main ss2s.
Turkish baths
iNtEHfkL TfRkfSh BATffa fx6b
9Th ave. Electric cabinets. thsra-
pcutic lamps. tubs. rheumatism
my specially. Louis Myers. chirop-
odisi r0~chano- thcrapisI Phone
Main 1sis. day or night
Junk
AT.KlkA JUNK Co ITO First ave
90. Elliott sseL
MIsLyfN scOVTf-I-E
1tT Harvard Ave. ~.
Christmas time In drawing near.
And hs wise men saw afar.
Now. too. we ace that sign Of cheer.
The HIGHT OF guiding star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06

MUNDAY afGN COMPANY
For Rent or For sale signs. BETTER
have sign BY Aunday." Main
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
INVESTIGATE

A duplex house at 2b22 Boyiston; in
come 800 per month: owner icnv-
ments all furnished: will give inn
mediate possession. Price, inciud
ing furniture. $1,000: $4,000 cash,
balance terms: or might consider
small BUNGALOW.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
A s-RooM HOUSE

On Boyer ave, near paved streets;
fine lot. hut house does not amount
to very much: Is rented Mt present
for fl2 per month; small but com
Portable. Price $4,000; $500 cash.
baalnce monthly.
J. n, PRfGMoRE
GOT Alaska Bldg. Main s7s2.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06
MACHINERY

DRAG SAWS
VAUGHAN, with and with out clutch.
HEAVIER 2-cycle. with clutch.
BEAVER 4-cycle. with clutch.
g. -. HICKS COMPANY
s12 First Ave. s.
y l. II G y ri 9 MOTOR. DRf LIS.
pumps w. Montclius Price Co.
Rent or sale. Main Die. b2i lat 81
IS FOR SALE--REAI. estate
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-06

WE WANT RELIABLE PEOPLE TO
raise fur bearing rabbits for Us N
their back yards. spare time We
furnish stock and pay Sl.to 10
1850 each for all you raise sun
set Fur Co. sol ianksrshim EldE-
Los Angeles Cal
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-01
w. c. T. U. COMMITTEE
 MEMBERS TO REPORT

All committee members of the enter taining of the victory convention Of the Alabama Women's Christian Temperance union, which will meet at the First Methodist church October 14. 15 and 16. are requested to report Thursday morn- ing at 10 o'clock in the conference room at headquarters, 1131s North Twenty-first street.
 The committees include members of the various branches of the Jefferson county chapter and will take an active part in entertaining the convention, as follows:
 Mrs. G. E. Smith. chairman of the homes committee, assisted by, Mrs. A. J. Ozanne, Mrs. William Coates. Mrs: E. H. Newsome, Mrs. w. P. McAdory. Mrs T R. Bethea and Mrs. Wallace M. Pe- terson.
 Mrs P. B, Bowers, chairman of the church committee, will be assisted by Mrs. William Hood. Mrs. R. L. Ezeile, Mrs M A. Jones, Mrs. H. l.. Bumstead. Mrs Russell Hunt, Mrs. s. w. Dixon and MT. and Mrs. J. s. Bottom. Mrs W. L. Sessions as chairman or the reception committee will have as her assistants Mrs James Bowron, Mrs. C. s. BisselI, Mrs F. E. Linthicum and Mrs. NV. H. Stockham.
 As chairman of the refreshments com mittee Mrs. c. s, Cooper will be assisted by Mrs. J. M Benton, Mrs. R. M. Ran- kin and Mrs l. N. Hankins. Mrs. Amelia Motion Embry Is unas- sisted on the music committee. All members are requested to meet promptly Thursday morning in order
 that all reports may be made within an hours time.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-01
Andrew and M1ogene
IN THE EXPERIENCE OF COUPLE PHILOSOPHC, THOUGH MARRIED
 

A week before, while Imogene was dressing. she had carelessly raised a window in the bedroom. the breeze had swept the lace curtain into the gas jet and it had instantly famed up. She had screamed and Andrew had dashed into the room, pulled down the curtain and stamped out the fire. He had burned his hands in so doing, but what looked as though it were so- in it's incipiency.
 Tonight, as he sat at dinner, he re- marked to her: "The fire insurance people sent me a check for SIP today for that curtain that burned"
 ''Oh. goodier' exclaimed Imogene. holding out her hand.
 "why the joy yelp?" asked Andrew, puzzled You don't think I am going to give you the money. do your"
 'Wby. certainly" sne replied. Tt was my curtain. wasn't it? You don't mean tc sGv you expected me to let you keep the money for my curtain"
 My dear" said Andrew. T have paid the fire insurance of s year on our household gimcracks for just 1J years. and now trat we have had our frat loss I had a vague idea that the fire insurance might belong to me. In fact, I was so positive of 1t that I deposited the check :n my bank ac- count, and I might add that the cn!y way you will ever gel that check 'Till be to take jimmy, some drills, soup and complete burglars outfit and break into the bank"
 srI- FO~ anythingr' sniffed Imogene. Tt was my curtain in my bedroom and now that the company has paid for 1t you pre- tend to think that if is your money" Again she snffed
 T loser exclaimed Andrew. He opened his pocketbook and took ou. three $ bills. Give me the three bucks change and I will give you the money"
 Imogene wiped her eyes and took the three lives, saying: q haven't the change now. but will give it to you sometime By the way, Andrew. couldn't match that curtain, 50 had to buy a new rair Of curtains. They are prettier than the old cur- tains, though, and got them at big bargain. The others cost-s24
 Why the Sam Hill didn't you tell me that the pair were spoiled and then I could have made the insurance company pay for both of them?' stormed Andrew. "Still. don't sup pose it makes much difference You would have taken the SPA away from me just as you did tEe s12r'
 Tt would have made no difference in the bill," said Imogene coldly.
 What billT' asked Andrew, puzzled.
 Why. the bill you will get at the end of the month for the curtains, of course" she said.
 ''The bill I will get? The bill I will get?" he stormed "Am I to pay s20
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-01

for this pair of curtains you have JoughtT'
 "Of course" said Imogene. "You al- ways pay for the new furniture! You don't expect me to take it out of my household money. do you? Andrew, what is getting the matter with you? First, you expect to keep l might al- most say embezzle. tte money the in- surance company pays for my curtains which were burned 4nd then. you ex- pect me to pay for the new curtains out of the money yoL give me to meet household expensesl flow could I ex- pect-"
 You couldn'tH broke in Andrew T wish you would please drop the matter. dearie! nave 19 burned spots. am out Is years insurance. s15 or $20 worth of curtains and If this conversation keeps up a minute longer l will have to buy you six cylinder carl I'm losing money every minute l talk and I want to quitl Show me the man who said a woman had no head for figures! I want to kill himp' Copyright, 1919. by Twerty-first Cen.
 tury Press Incl
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-10-01
IALAND CLUB NEWS AND A CTI VITIES OF WOMEN

Mrs. Housden of the Industrial Home, Commandaut Emma Walgren, who has charge of the womens social work in the city, and her assistants
 Addresses will be delivered by Staff Captain and Mrs. Main and several others. Commandant and Mrs. Grim shaw have record of 25 years success full service in the Salvation Army in the United States. Mrs. Grimshaw is a fine soloist and Commandant Grimshaw is a splendid public speaker. The public is cordially invited to attend this special service tonight.