The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-29
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at Is easier to ind a baby THIN n
house in sydney now reports the
Bulletin OF that Australian city, con-
tinuing thurly: writer knows q young
bride who went to I've with her
mother pending the discovery % \
suitable residence. She has two in
fants now and is still living with her
mother"
We are convinced that life Is inter-
esting for those who live In s%treaior,
III, II We take a streator reporters
.lyer attendant was t%astefuily
Rowned In pale pink slippers and hat
10 match. and carried pink earna-
tons"
cHIcAso-when her husband
spanked her, hurting her dignity, Mrs
Helen Maxwell declared u was the
last straw. She got a divorce
what Is a husband WORTH
Mrs. London !. Wallick of New
York, has brought action Tor $500 Onp
agninat Mrs. Mae Hirsch. alleging
that her husbands affections were
plrated away from her.
I'm tickled pink 10 learn that my
affections are valued 90 half "A MIL
Hon the husband sayeth.
There il. you observe. more ways
D imam nNf AN AA' ~ 80 hfH 80
ter her mate.
And pray. what Is this sort Of a
wife WORTH
MIR. Newlywed-Did q sew the
button on my coat darling d.,
Mrs. Newlywed No, love; ]
couldn't md the button. so sewei
up the bu;ton-hoie.-Dallas News.
; Anton !. Herman % Jersey city
n. j.. has filed suit for divorce alleg-
ing hia wife. Mrs. Marie Herman, mas
Asserted him FOR Valentine Hermea
, Mrs. Herman has filed suit alleginR
4 her husband. Anton ]. Herman, hal
Transferred his contugal affections "a
, Mrs. Mare Hermes the wife u Nni-
, entine Hermes.
All four were friends before tieiI
marriage, hut now, seemingly. men
Y affections have gotten all tangled az
and run cross-eross'
! aaiboy-why did you leave YOU
las, place?
comeiy Applicant was caugh'
u kissing my employer. sir.
Galboy-er-um-you can start 20
morrow Observation-Disclosures Scots
man.
"You say you love the girl, and ye
y YOU refuse to marry her.
yep said the young man
You've got the facts right. ] askei
her to marry me. ana she agreed ~
o her when We came 90 look no turni
lure and apartments and found then
costing 80 much I knew It would hi
cheaper 10 let her sue me for hreacl
OF promise
This week the woman
that she was going % spcnd the ar
ternoon AZ the movies. Tho man Il
manded that she remain nj home an
make him a shirt. There were aoml
hot words. The upshut was mat IN
husband took all his wife's sklris Il
his shop. Also her hats. hid ina
keep here Not much.
o Hubby forgot that nice Jersey petti
x cont. Il was lust a trine short, hut
would do. SO the wife donned IL am
: marched down TO the movies. Peopl
, craned their necks, but she went rlsh
, on. Hubby wan "a divorce. tie say
r his wife II indiscreet. VIE want
q one. She says her husband Is incon
: siderate.
M when n bug crawlod Into FRAN
Rnmcy'a ear. Mrs. itamey, Hlllsb"r'
A., in. got the doctor. he called an
! other when unsuccessful ln p%ersuad
Ing the hug 10 crawl back out OF IN
The doctors worked Iona while m
j. patient suffered ana the buE stue'
tight.
y Then Mrs. Ramoy got, what N
doctors called % "Woman'a fool M
n ton"
No Hold a light 20 the ear" IN
N urged. "Ive heard that light attract
bugs"
She got n light. held II close 10 N
~ ear. and tho bug cruwled out.
y, Proving therc are titntH when
b woman's ''fuOl notion beat q doctor
skill. cunning and knowledge CON
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