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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-04-29

CHICAGO, April 20 Hogs - Re-
ceipts $4,000; market mostly 20 to %
cents lower than yesterdays average
bulk of sales $20.4O@2060; heavy
weight, $2o.55@2o.70; medium weight,
$20.25@20.65 light weight, S19.S50
2055; light lights, s18.60@20.25; sows
$1s50@2025; pigs $17.00@18.50.
Cattle-Receipts $4,000; SLOW most
ly steady; calves % cents to so cents
lower; heavy beef steers. $11.25@20
light beef steers, $1025@17.S5; butch.
err cows and heifers, $7.50@15.O0; can
ners and cutters. s5.75@10.25; veal
calves $12@13.25; stocker and feeder
steers, $S.50@15.50.
Sheep-Receipts 10000; lambs slow
to Is cents lower; some shorn lambs
% cents down; sheep steady. Lambs.
"a pounds down, S17.75@19.60: So
pounds up $17.25@19.50; culls, $500
Q17O0; springs, $1S.50@21.00; ewes,
medium, good, and choice, $11.75@
1850; culls and common, $6.00911.75.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-04-29
LEMON JUICE
FOR FRECKLES
Girls! Make beauty lotion for
a few cents-Try It!

Squeeze the juice of two lemon.
into a bottle containing three ounces
Of orchard white, shake we'll, and you
have quarter pint of the best freckle
and tan lotion, and complexion beau.
tifler, at very, very small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and
any drug store Or toilet counter will
supply three ounces Of orchard white
for few cents. Massage this sweet.
ly fragrant lotion into the face, neck,
erms and hands each day and see how
freckles and blemishes disappear and
how clear, soft and rosy-white thu
skin becomes. Yes! 1t is harmless
and never Enthusiastically
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FRUIT & VEGETABLES
Corrected Daily by Eooemsysrs)
VEGETABLES
SELLING pRICEA

VEGETABLES
New cabbage, 15c h., green beans,
35c h., cucumbers, zoc; egg plant, goo
ID; new spring carrots. 15c bunch:
spring beets, 10c lb.
Asparagus. home grown, 10c bunch;
rhubarb, sc bunch.
Cauliaower, small. zoe h.: large
cauliflower, 15c Id. leaf lettuce, 25c
per h.; head lettuce, trimmed. 35c
per h.; leak, 10c bunch.
Bermuda onions, 15c per pound;
parsley. &c bunch; mangoes, and &c
each; tomatoes, hot house grown, 80
cents Id.
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Friends Secretary on
Indian Affairs Here

Miss Edith Dabb. Y. w. C. A. secre-
tary on Indian affairs and Miss Cutler,
another Y. w. c. A. secretary stopped
off in Richmond yesterday to visit
Miss Susie Meeks, Indian student at
Earlham college. on their way from
Oklahoma to New York city.
They were also in conference with
Miss Ruthanna Simms at the Friends
executive headquarters.
Miss Dabb has just completed a trip
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Corrected by Mclean & Company,
Dayton, Ohio. Bell Phone
East Is: Home, S1235.

DAYTON. O., April 29.-Hogs-Re-
ceipts. eight cars; market. shade low
er; choice heavies, S20.25@20.50: Sc
lect packers and butchers, $2o.25@
20.50; light Workers, $lS00@1S.50;
pigs, $16.o0@1s.o0; stays, $4,000
1870: fat sows, $1S50Q19.00; COM
mon and fair sows, $17,50@1S50.
Cattle - Receipts. eight cars; mar
ket 25c lower; fair to good shippers,
sl4.00015.00; good to choice butchers,
S13.O0@I450: fair TO medium butch
ers, $l1.00@13.00 good to choice
heifers. $9.00@11.o0; choice fat cows,
$1O.00@1200 fair to good fat cows.
sS.00@9O0; bologna cows, $4,000
$3.50; butcher bulls, $10,00012.00;
bologna bulls, $So0@10.0O; calves,
I, Sheep Receipts. light; market.
steady. Sheep, $S.O0@10.00. Lambs,
Sl000@15.00.
7 nTyu,r, n Anvil
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among the Indians of Oklahoma with
whom the Y. w. C. A. is working, and
was interested l.. discussing habits,
customs, and problems with Miss
Simms who is on the Indian affairs
committee OF the Five Years Meeting
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PRODUCE MARKET

CHICAGO, April 29.-Butter market
lower; creamery firsts, 52@59c. Eggs
Receipts. 75,415 cases; market, I'M
settled; firsts, 441a @43A; lowest, 40,
Live poultry-Market, unchanged. Po-
tatoes--Weaker; receipts, Ill cars;
car lots Northern white, bulk and
sacks, $200@2.20; jobbing, new
stock, Florida Spaulding Rose. $4,000
$50 a Dbl. Texas Bliss Triumphs,
$375@400
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i@kk local and f6reiiqr,
w. Markets

Receipts 300; steady, $6015.50.
Hogs-Receipts 1000: steady; heavy
and mixed $21.25; workers. s21Q2115;
light workers. $19G19.25; pigs $1,000;
roughs s13.25@1S.50; stays s10015.
Sheep and Lambs-Receipts $500;
lambs slow, 20 cents lower; clipped
lambs $10Q1725; yearlings s10015 so,
wethers $1350@14: ewes $5Q13; mix
ed sheep $13013.50.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-04-29
Public School Exhibit
Is To Open Thursday

The public school exhibit will open
Brown, chairman of the executive
committee, said Tuesday Every line
hibit.
The is the first time one has been
conducted for several years and will
be one of the largest ever held.
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CHICAGO. April 29.-Corn-No. 3
yellow, S1.57@1.62; No. 4 yellow. s1.5S
@I61; No. 5 yellow, s1.5S.
Oats--No white. 69A 071A; Stan.
dard, 70A OTIS.
Pork. nominal; Ribs. $27@2S; Lard,
s32.20932.30.
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PITTSBURGH LIVE STOCK

PITTSBURGH, Pa, April 29.-Hogs
Receipts. 1900; market, steady;
heayies, s20.90Q21.00; heavy Workers,
$20.75@21.00; light Workers, $4,000
1875; pigs, s19.25@19.50. Sheep and
Lambs-Receipts, 500; market, steady.
Top sheep. 1880; top lambs, $500.
Calves-Receipts, 500; market, steady.
Top, $500.
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The volcano Asosan, In southern
Japan, has the biggest crater known.
1t is fourteen miles across one way,
and between ten and eleven the other.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-04-29
NEW YORK STOCK LIST

NEW YORK, April 29.-The closing
quotations on the stock exchange
were:
American Can, "a 1-2.
American Locomotive, rs 3-S.
American Beet Sugar, II 5-9.
American Smelter, 70 IL.
Anaconda, So IA.
Atschison, SO ga.
Bethlehem Steel, bid, "a 5-S.
Canadian Pacific, 1872
Chesapeake and Ohio, 81 1-2.
Great Northern, pfd. SO IA.
New York Central, rs IL.
Northern Pacific, SO.
Southern Pacific, 107 L.
Pennsylvania, A 5-S.
U. S. Steel Com, 101 is.
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BRITISH LEAVE FIUME

tBy Associated Press)
GENEVA. April 29-The Battalion
Of British troops which occupied FL
ume after the armistice, left Fiume
when the Italian delegates left Paris.
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TOLEDO, o., April 20. - Cloverseed
Prime cash $4,000, April 27.00, Oct,
$19.75.
Alsike-Prime cash $4,000.
Timothy-Prime cash old. new and
April S5.25, May $500, Sept. $605,
Oct, $5.75.
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LIVE STOCK PRICES

CINCINNATI, O.. April 29.-Wheat
No. l red $2.7692.77: No. 2 red,
$2.75@2.26; No. 3 red, $2.72@2.74;
lower grades as to quality. $2.66@271.
Corn-No. 2 white, $1.7091.72; No.
3 white, $1.6S@170; No. 4 white. S1.65
@1.67; No. 2 yellow, S1.71@173; No.
3 yellow, s1,69@1.71; No. yellow.
$1.6601.6S; No. 2 mixed, $1.69@1.71.
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CHICAGO GRAIN RANGE
Furnished by e. w. WAGNER & co.

<TE UNION National Bank BuIId-
ing. Phone 1920.
CHICAGO, April 20. - Following Is
the range OF futures on Chicago Board
of Trade today:
Open hioh Low Close
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LIBERTY BOMBS

BUTTER FAT QUOTATION
Butter fat, delivered in Richmond,
is bringing 65 cents this week.
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: EAST BUFFALO, N. V, April %
Cattle-Receipts 1900; slow. Calves
The Washington times., 1919-01-25

surely enough for the worlds cham
.pionship."
When willard met Jack johnson al
Havana. the champion was guaran-
teed $50, 900 win. lose. or draw. The
gate" did not draw that much, and
willard had only the title as his re-
ward. Now he justly claims that
dempsey or any other challenger
should be willing to obtain a bout on
the same terms.
In Largest Guarantee.
In guaranteeing Willard 100000 for hi.
end Of the purse. Rickard has set a
worlds record for guarantees. Jack
Johnson received s66.000 Of the $10l ,00(
guarantee In his contest at Reno with
Jim Jeffries. The total purse for that
bout was the largest in ring history w
TO that time. The Willard guarantees
steps out ahead OF that one.
Jack Dempsey today began a cam
paign to obtain the chance to tackle
willard. He has called of his stage
career and win keep In close touch with
Rickard until he either obtains his wish
or sees the impossibility of II.
Dempsey Is now matched to battle
Billy Miske twenty rounds at New Or
leans on March 4. He Is expected to do
his best to win by knockout. knowing
that such q victory will boost his
chances OF entering the same ring with
Willard. Miske is now the only boxer
who has managed to stay ten rounds
with Dempsey.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25

In all these efforts to make legal
the greatest Of all physical developers.
the< commissions OF Wisconsin ard
Minnesota are held up as models to
be followed Milwaukee has one of
the largest clubs in the country, and
Tom Andrews, who promotes shows
at the Cream City A. c.. does so with
out sign Of scandal. Minneapolis, St.
Paul. and Duluth all stage boxing
shows under the commission reguia.
tion, and no scandals follow.
1t seems pretty we'll unders TODD
that boxing should be encouraged for
the good Of the youth Of the land.
AS body developers, boxing gloves
stand ace high. Uncle Sam found that
boxing added to the aggressivencss
of his young men, quickened their
eyes, brought more coordination be.
tween eyes and hands and eyes nd
feet, and aided in their bodily We'll
being. The young men discovered the
same things, which may possibly DC
why so many state legislatures are
considering boxing bills. The young
men. knowing that boxing Is q clean
sport, are demanding 1t, but they are
also demanding that responsible heads
be named to keep It clean, once 1t be-
comes legal, for there lies the weak
ness.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
BUSINESS CAPTAINS IN
GAME WITH REGULARS

Five former Business High School
basketball captains will play against
the regular team in the Business
gymnasium on Wednesday afternoon.
The Bushes regulars are leading the
league now. and are expecting to give
the former stars a nice beating.
'Toots" Wise, Bill Culligan, Bill
Macdonald, Harry Harris and Reds
Wilson will make up the team of for
mer captains. Wise and Culigan will
play forwards, Macdonald center, and
Harris and Wilson guards. Wise,
Culligan, and Harris were all-High
selections when they played.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
TEN YEARS ago
I'm SPORTS

Some tne in Pittsburgh v.,
cruel enough TO say that lfIks
Doniin was better actor than
ball player.
Ted Sullivan says that Ty COB
Is the greatest ball player in the
world today.
Jim Flynn. the Pueblo fireman.
is anxious to meet Al Kaufmsn
over a twenty-ftye-round route.
and has posted 1000 iron men for
the battle.
Sam Langford. rated as the logi-
cal opponent Of Jack johnson,
was booked TO meet the cham
pion In London on May "a
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
VIRGINIA WILL ENGAGE
'S.A.TEAMS In TRACK ONLY

The University Of Virginia athletic compete no
South Atlantic season. according -Pops
Lanigan coach of Charlottesville
gnias basketball team today Washington Georgetown
Virginia Polytechnic Maryland Hopkins Georgetown
Catholic University will be football
No ascbed for yrnas policy Lanigan says
that the schedules made by the General
at Charlottesville expected that Virginia compete in track
athletics with the South Atlantic colleges win take paz
in the annual field championships season
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
PAL MOORE WILL APPEAR
IN WALTER REED CONTEST

Pal Moore. with a victory over
Jimmy Wilde. the British flyweight
champion. in the service bouts at
London. will apepar next Wednesday
night in the big boxing show being
arranged for the wounded men at
Walter Reed Hospital. Young
CLANCY, another winner. at London,
will also como over from Baltimore.
In addition to Moore and Chaney.
Young Joe Burman. challenger for
the bantam title: kayo George
CLANCY. the featherweight slugger.
and a host of lesser lights will ap-
pear in the show.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
GOLF T|TLEEVENTS
RESTORED THIS YEAR

NEW YORK, Jan. 25.-An golf
championships abandoned last year
because OF the war will be restored
this year, IL was announced today
following the annual meeting or the
United States Golf Association here.
The amateur championship will be
played over the course OF the Oak
mont Club. Pittsburgh; the open at
Braeburn Club, Boston, and the wom-
ans tournament at Shawnee, Pa
club. All three of these champion
ships had previously been awarded to
the clubs which now will stage them.
Bids for 1920 and 1921 amateur
championships were received and
nled. st. Louis and Baltimore both
made bids for the 1920 play and the
Lochmorr Club, Detroit, asked for the
1921 tourney.
Reports were incomplete. but II is
known that more than 400 golfers
entered the war. Golfers contributed
more than a half million dollars to
war charities, II was stated. Presi-
dent Wheeler predicted that the
amount would reach three quarters of
q million on final reports.
No dates were assigned for the na =
tional play. but the amateur will be
held about September I, the open late
In July or early August and the won,-
ans late in the autumn.
Steps were taken to stage a Junior
championship. but II will not be added
to the present program for a year or
two. IL was stated.
The suggestion from Philadelphia
that returned soldiers be given
preference In employment OF caddies
and caddie masters was indorsed.
President Wheeler. Secretary How
ard Whitney and Treasurer M N.
Dpckner, all Of New York, wers re-
elected
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
WESTERN AND CENTRAL IN
WINS IN FRESHMEN GAMES

Western and Central freshmen were
victors in yesterdays Freshman
League engagements. Tech visited
Western for a 81 to IL beating, while
Central went over 10 Eastern and
handed the Fasteners a 30 to s de-
feat.
Dawson, OF Western, shot ten bss-
kets from the floor in the Tech-west-
crn engagement. The standing OF the
teams follows:
The Washington times., 1919-01-25

Next Friday Technical plays at Bust
ness. while Western journeys over 70
Central.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
FULTON WINS ROuT.

SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 25.-.Fred
Fulton was winner. in a four-round
bout here last night over Willie
Meehan, OF the United States navy.
None OF Fulton's blows had the
punch to- win his predicted knock
out, but he piled UP points.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
DROPS THREE DopGERs.

NEW YORK. Jan. 25.--President
Eboets announced today that the
Dodgers had released the veteran.
Aichey Doolan, Jack kelleher, the
young third baseman. and Al Nixon.
the recruit, outfielder. Nixon has
been released outright to the Beau.
mont club, and Kelleher TO the Den.
yer team.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
LOOKING EN- OYER
By LOUIS A. BOUCHER :

Boxing continues absorb the time of legislators Pennsylvania is
shortly consider the installation
round bouts Mssours legislators also asked legaize
boxing careful
working quietly have State appointed
lated boxing Illinois all worked possible egang Of the
popular
mi ilionso sode both his ide
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
PUGILISTIC WORLD TRUSTS RICHARD:
CARPENTER OR DEMPSEY TO BATTLE
By LOUIS A. BOUCHER.

Because Tex Richard the Svengah of pugis signed
Willard defend his worlds heavyweight July
general public believes that the contest will be
possesses the coin to do
big things fsc His record well
require description His official Chicago
Willard win his climb
through and battle against somebody
In July That's all there s to it.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25

The Daily Legal Record"
Great gobs of JOY! Cincinnati
Ianks cheer when Kahn beef arrives" "
Blind shall lead happiest of lives" J"
Church News Gossip"
And every one of these sport pages
comes from major league cities.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
WILL BATTLE DUNDEE.

MILWAUkEE, Jan. 25.-Richis Nit
cheii 10 going to battle Johnny Dun.
dee once more. The match is set for
February ~ In this city. Dundee Is
the only lightweight, save Benny
Leonard. who holds any kind of a
verdict over Mitchell. and he wants to
ayenge that defeat. - "
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
ELLIS WANT TAD JONES'

NEW HAVEN, Conn. Jan. 25-An
effort is being made by Yale's football
leaders to bring Tad Jones back as
coach of the 1919 varsity squad.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
Is the Kaiser nuts?

Is the Kaiser nuts?
a. m.-Wakes up and teases his
false teeth with a straw until thew
snap at him.
a. m.-Tries to lather his face by
smearing the soap on lis reflection in
The mirror.
8 a. m.-Hangs by his tail from
chandelier and curves cocoanuts at
the guards.
10 a. m.-Sends for Won Kluck and
hangs two dozen retreating medals
on his spine.
Noon-Makes a speech while eating
shad. That proves he's coo-coo.
3p. m.-Compares himself to Nspo-
Icon. He's dead. Claims his head IS
a ringer for the statue of Apollo. All
marble. Thinks his features resemble
the bust OF Alexander. Righto. The
Kaiser is a bust. Orders an omelet
without eggs.
q p. m.-Tells valet to saddle the
goldfish, as he wants to take a walk
in his new wooden shoes. How dozze
get that way?
Dinner-Almost takes a bath. Cuts
out an army of paper dolls and orders
'em to take Paris.
8 p. m.-Fries a graphophone rec
ord and plays a buckwheat cake on
the machine instead. Needle scratches
buckwheat cake and Kaiser orders
three hospital ships sunk for dessert.
Midnight-Has his royal picture
taken dealing a poker hand from the
bottom OF the deck. Has tailor meas. i.
ure him fora new set of Iron Krosses.
Wears his wooden shoes to bed.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
Attention. Hilltspper.,

Georgetown cheering sections have
a habit of singing. Hail, hail, the
Gangs All Here" whenever the Blue
and Gray athletes are In action. But
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
WILL rLAr TO-DAY.

Georgetown Prep boys will play the
Park View School team today. The
freshmen OF Western VIII play ths
Georgetown Ntdgets
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
TAKES NINTH STRAIGHT.

Gonzaga took its ninth straight
win yesterday when Western was
handily defeated by So TO 8. West
ern was In the running at no time In
the game ---- >
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
FLAV|N NOW OUT
Of C. U. LINEUP

Jack Flavin. Georgetowns star tor-
ward, will view the GeorReto~-n-
George Washington battle in Ryan
gymnasium from the sidelines tonight
The Hilltop player was hurt IN the
Navy game wednesday, and Coach
John o'Reilly decided today Go keep
him off the floor.
The Hilltoppers viii probably nut
Midget Carney in at forward In
Fiayins place George washington
VIII have Witt and Hoey at forwards,
White in lenter, and Lanche md
Underwood in guards.
James Collifiower ana wilbur NJ
Apple Will be the officials.
Catholic University and MarylsnS
state are booked up in the District
Intercollegiate battle at the Y. NJ
A. tonight Last week the Brook
landers defeated George wsshinrton
by is to IL, while the staters sur
prised Gsllsudet by q score OF "a TO
AS a preliminary game the George
washington girls team viii play q
team OF Playground Instructors. This
contest is scheduled for 7:3o D. m.
virginia University, which was de-
feated 2s to % by Gallaudet last
night plays at Annapolis against the
Navy today. The Navy has won eleven
straight games, and Is expecting an
other victory today.
Centrars game with Episcopal r5trh
School has been called off today. The
contest will be scheduled either Feb
ruary or g. Episcopal played Gen.
trail Wednesday here and won By q
to 10.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25

Won't be able to get headache
after July the Once in the old wet
way. Still, you can get almost as
good results by banging yourself on
the skullpiece with q hammer.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25

Since Georgetown expfessed a will
ingness to meet Virginia representa-
tives OF the virginians askS for the
gathering IL was expected tina; Lani-
gan could throw light upon the pro-
posed resumption OF relations.
The Virginia man knew nothing
OF the Virginia side OF the confer
ence. I heard some talk a. Char
lottesville about a proposed George
town-virginia meeting. and can say.
as practically all other Virginia men
that game here with Georgetown.
Catholic University or Maryland
State would be q good one financial
ly. =
G.. A. A. Handles Case.
The G. A. A. takes up such mat
ters, and / know nothing of a meet
ing to talk over the proposition. Viz
ginia is going ahead with FOOTBALL
baseball, and track, and from what
L have learned SO far will oe pos
sessed' OF a wealth Of material. es-
pecially in the freshman clasa. We
will have a first rate freshman has
ketball team. Three Augusta military
lads and two Episcopal youngsters
are on the team at present. and this
looks good for next season. a..
plans for football are under wsy
The freshman baseball team should
be a good one as well as the fresh
man track team. Varsity teams viii
suffer from a lack of material as
Will be the case at all other colleges
We expect to develop the youngsters
and / must say I am pleased with
prospects
Gallaudet In strong.
"Gallaudet appears to have q well.
balanced team and one that will give
any Of the colleges a hard run. i
have not seen as capable a player as
Downs in many seasons. He defeated
my team almost single-handed. Gal
laudet is lucky to possess such a
sterling player.
Virginia did not show as well as
II might in last nights game. I
am not offering any alibi when I
tell you that Jennings is one OF the
best guards in the South. He was
unable to play, and that hurt us some
what The team is patched UP at
present, as two OF the regulars are
out OF ths running.
Just what we can do against the
Navy is problematicaL know the
Navy is strong team and has been
running up big scores. We are not
in exceptional shape on account OF
injuries, but we will give them a
good battle.
The Washington times., 1919-01-25

This, buzzing about giving the
aoushooys their old jobs back is
ali right, but how about the birds
who were bartenders?
And before we give work to the
soldiers why not ask 'em whether
they want to?
Going to make some of those
cuckoos sorer than a bear with
flat wheel to discover that
theYVe made the world safe for
work.
viii a professional bar fly get
his old job back?
The Washington times., 1919-01-25

IL the Hilltoppers want to be in style
they'll have TO get wise to the lates,
way Of singing this ancient ballad.
While the peace celebration was
going on in full blast at Clermony
France, a young lady became inter
ested in n song being rendered by a
bunch OF American doughb )ys. She
Is not acquainted with the AmeriC an
twist 10 the English tongue, but she
did her best. This is what she wrote
down, correcting it as the soldier :
from across the wide ocean roared II
out for an hour or more:
Otcdy ondy le odirgesolirc,
What the heHe dopycaire,
What the helle dotcycdtre:
Quay QUAY le gdingpsoHrc,
What the hele dopycatre non
That mon" on the end is interest
ing. 1t stamps the entire thing as
about right. For how could a French
damsel ever give the full pronouncia-
tion OF nov" when mon" with its
clipped ending. lowered so near?
The Washington times., 1919-01-25
A Few Funny Ones,

Here arc few funny ones culled
from various sport pages coming to
the Looking EN- Over" desk:
Until 1874 the Japanese used to
vaccinate on the tip of the nose"
"Renoir, Dasas. and Ryder figure
In great art sale
"Automotive gossip"
"Whispering Wires. or Who Killed
Montgomery Stockbridge"
Rod and Gun News" '.'.. =