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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-07-11

Lem Smiley, who never had . chance
oa earth. j. nov mail clerk on air
plane. It. been jest a year since Mrs
Wsnslor Kale vent I ah altar sup.
ported By Der father, an he 5 siiil sup
p0rfin her.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-07-11

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tcOntinued on page eight
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-07-11

Oregon; Tonight fair; eeoler
east portion; Saturday fair,
gentle westerly winds.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-07-11

DISPATCHES
SPECIAL WILLAMETTE
VALLEY NEWS SERVICE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22
SMALL CROWD
HEARS CONCERT
Madame dc Philippe Heard
With Symphony

Attic the audience that greeted
the seattle symphony orchestra IN
the Masonic temple Thursday night
was highly laudatory 20 the orsani.
mtion and conductor. the depress
ing fact thu. Il was a very small
audience could no, be overlooked.
Rainy weather, Il is believed. pre-.
vented many from attending.
The Interpretation OF the famous
Beethoven frfth symphony WAS lhs
best thing the orchestra has done
SO far. and Of tho appreciation Of
uhe several hundred people Ia the
auditorium there was 10 doubt
Their appiause was spontaneous
and sincere,
The music OF netloik pleased
three rriec'ions from the "Damua
ton of Faust" being played. An
encore for the Rhapsody Esphnia.
by chshrler. WIS demanded. Ma
Dam. Dora d. Philippe. soprano
won hearty applause when she sant
four 'of Dvctak's Gypsy Cycle
songs and Gonnod'n queen 81
shcba" aria.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22

~'riH" aud wear smaller shoes. Use
'-rir" and forget your foot misery
All how comfortable YOUR feet feet
Get sS-cent hox of "'ffn' nov AZ
any druggist or department Ntor~,
Don't suffer- Have good feet. Glad
feet. feet that newer swell. never
hurt. nevct get tired. Beware ot I'M
itations'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22
WOULD DEPOR1
DISlOYAL Men
Congressman Johnson Says
He Fav0rS League

Declaring for a league of nations
that would prevent wars. and IL"
handing the deportation OF tiirloyal
aliens and alien slpckers. Congress
man Albert johnson. pf Hoaulam.
addressed the Young Mems Rcpubli'
can club Thursday.
The next congress IL going To
ship the disloyai and alien slackerH
back Ia the land from which they
came nv asserted.
"If were a delegate TO the peace
conference. ! would suseeHt pro
vision l.. vaasie foe the purchase out
right OF three or four OF the dts
rupted provinces. Then I would
surround THESE provinces with an
iron ring OF allied soldiers. ana into
the ring | would throw all OF the
anarchists. homh throwcrn. blood
and iron revolutIhnarlcs aud every
one who advocates Irrational govern
mental ideas. There they could
practice on each other.
Il favor some sort 81 league Of
nations. A league OF nations VII
mean the preservation OF civilization
itself. II viii not he a league Of
rsciusts. ba, league of mslitnnts
u viii h. a league 10 enforce peaec'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22
It's Agin the Law
to Carry Cold Tea

seattle may he dry ~ the Sahara,
but YOU can't fool the people with
limitation whisky and get away With
81.
Frank Fry. -. was carrying a bot
tie Of cold tea -on the hit" Thurs
day night. when he was arrested NJ
Railroad ave and Washington u. BY
f,stroinan ncrs ifouck.
THIS n rry's second arrest on =
cold tea charge. The first one hap
pened when p~rrnrs who had pur
chased quart 81 cold tea for So
had complained. FRY was sentenced
10 20 days In the stockade for the
first episode
TIE win BE- tried In police cour'
Friday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22
Army Enlistments
Coming in Rapidly

WARRINGTON. ApriI 2b~-Ar"t
enliatments are coming M the rate
OF more than 400 daily. exceeding
any previous peace time speed, the
war departments states.
Totals available showed l7Tsi en-
listed since the drive began. March
4. IN. report covers up 10 date. Yes
terday $50 enllntments were reported.
At camps last week. f.0s4 dis
charged soldiers signed up for one or
three years more ~ service. bringing
the total .niirtmentn direct from the
army camps up 10 1000, Last
week. showing was over han the en-
tire prrN loua cniintmentn.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22

WARRINGTON. Aprli ~ Omitted
rress) Unemployment turnout the
COUNTRY IL now on constant de-
crease. according 20 latest figures re
ooivcd by the department 81 labor.
Reports from IS cities. covering
the week ending Aprii 10. show that
the labor surplus now stands at 3d..
ss7. reduction OF $3.50, ha com
pared with laAt week
Principal surplus reductions were
recorded ~ Butte. 1000. Meriden
conn, 5000. Portland. 800. t'sn
Francisco. 500. Los Angeles. 1000
ana Atlantic CITY. 600.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22
RATHER LIVE IN JAIL
IN CHICO THAN LEAVE

CHICO. Arfti &c That she
wonid rather live in 1ati ~ Butte
county than out ~ taii elsewhere
va. the comment % Mrs. Hattie
sherman. who has begun serving =
sentence ~ stx rnouthr for petty
larceny. The sentence was aus
pended on the condition she leave
Butte county. but she Immediately
went to work 10 a restaurant here.
ieasfrx for Reading when the Of
gIerru Appeared. only IN return
within a few days and be ARRESTED
and placed in hil.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22
Japan Peers Will
Be Here Saturday

Tn route 20 nm intefnatlonal com
fnerrshl meeting IN brussels neat
month. a party Of EIGHT Jar-nene
statesmen. including four members
of the hou@~ Of peers. VIII arrive in
Seattle Saturday morning on the
Fushlnli Nsru The party leaves sc.
attic Sunday morning. The peefr
are Baron 4 Hatsori. iinron N
Mayrsn. Baron X. Trueoi ana Baron
A. 4Et,a.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22
POOR FAMILIES HEED
SHOES AND CLOTHING

Tire soessi Welfare league. for
merry the Associated Charities. 1ei
Central tuilstrx. has ts~s@d an ap.
tsnt for w-mrstlcs for needy poor
families. Cash contributions FOR
nouri~hins food for lnvnlias and chill.
sircn are also solicited. Many pairs
a shoes ar~ solicited
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22
Goes to Germany
IN K. C. Secretary

John A. Fahey. knights of Co
iumbus war secretary at Camp Lewis
for the last eight months. has been
selected for overseas duty With the
army Of occupation IN Germany. srd
will lrave for the East coast early
next week
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22

Good bye, sore feet burning feet.
swollen feet. tender feet ttfra feet
Coushy~. corns. eallouscs. eunions
and raw spots. No more shoe usht'
mess. no more llmping with pain OF
drawing your face In agony. Tiz
h magical. nets right off. TIA
1r~~'s out all the puiscnous cSnda
Sons which puff IN the feet. Use
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22
Modem Bridge Work
For Twenty-Five Years
BY EDWIN J. BROWN
Beattie's Leading Dentist
LOG Columbia street

! hive been studying crown and
bridgework for IA quarter OF n cen.
tury. ana have worked faithfully "a
muster system TINT h safe. sam
furry and satisfactory. Other den
tists can DO II II they will work and
learn skiil and genius nre acquired
BY experience and Brduous labor
My system OF briderwork N simple
and inexpensive made with vicw
90 durability ana utility.
A toothbrush will eusiiy reach
and cieanre every surface OF my
esnltsfry bridgeworis: II IN cleaner
shsn the average natural tooth.
No charge for consultation and
mA work n Guaranteed.
90 not operate on peoples pock
etbooks. I have elevated deptistr,
20 professional business standard
EDWIN ,. BROWN
IO6 Columbia street
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22
INnaE ri.ANs sNlNkER

Members ~ AnEorn gfntto. Nciied
Prophets 81 the Enchanted r~ai1n.
win be entertained at a smoker and
hsrh inks 10 he given ny uoric
lodge. r. and \. NJ. % Fremont. nett
Tu~-sny insight AZ the Fremont Mn
<syyfr hail
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22

That's nature calling for relief
Assist her In her daily duties with
Dr. Kings New Life Pills. Not a
purgatlve In the usual dose. but a
mild. effective. corrective. laxative
that teases the bowels Into action
and chases ''blues." Csc.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22
FOR STUBBORN
COUGHS and COLDS
FDr. Kings New Discovery
| has a fifty year record
behind IL

II built its reputation on it, pro.
duction Of positive results. on ita
sureness In relieving the throat irri
tation 81 colds. coughs, grippe and
bronchial attacks.
"Dr. Kings New Ifscovery7 Why.
my folks wouldn't use anything
else That's tn. general nation. wide
esteem In which this swell.known
remedy is held Its action IL prompt.
its taste pleasant. it's relief crafty.
ing.
Half century OF cold and cough
checking. Sold by druggists every
where. goc and si.zo.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22

Mrs. Catherine Jane Butts. 30. reel.
1ent Of Fremont for the past 30
years. died "Wednesday evening al
the home ~ her daughter. Mrs. \. a.
Graham. 3s45 Aurora ave, Fremont.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-04-22
u6,p Comfy PAM

A counts fsir and baraaf viii ,se
hrid n, AZ rnuF- Lutheran church.
y. s2nd At. Fremont. Friday eve.
ming The pubic ~ invited.
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1919-10-30

y HI James Bradley asrested laslt
week ~ Parsons, lSnsas The IA thptt
itiss are convincs "a they have one IA
tiie men implicated in the murder nt Il
Tie sheriff of Lafayette eonlsaty NJ q
sImIIier. - Y. ~ w
He Was brought ID Kansas City
Saturday by Detective Carl sSlavens
and w. r. Kelley, deputy sheriff 81
Lexington. Il 81
Bailey was arrested September e:
He was regarded with suspicion. and
papers on his person indicated he
might have been il the vicinity 81
Lexington. Marshall Maddok went
u Parsons and confronted the man.
Al the appearance Of Maddox, il i
said, Bailey turned pale and col
lapsed H Maddox said, he was positive
Bailey was one Of the three men
wanted. IL was the first time he ever
identified man as being one OF the
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1919-10-30

Our showing of the newest Brad
ley Sweater ,reations. includes
wonderful array .of color comhina-
1iuns III MIX Or wool E1Imknt1, Ia
cost or sweater styles.
h You viii find Bradley Sweater
indispensabl 4 tor - kinds g wear.
A Bradley viii eivs you reai com.
fort and withstspd the toughest SER
Come to our Sweater Department
today and look over the unusual
Bradley values We are offering.
Bradley Sweaters for the whole
family.
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1919-10-30


A Great Gathering 81 Women's Snsrt Suits. sF n
thoroughly original conception and interpreting the
ideas assembled here in striking
perfect tailoring splendid sbfcs will surely distinguish
fauonaby Stted Their elegance well
will appeal strongly
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1919-10-30

SKIRTS
Il looks though wonderful skirt from the
The Plaid Skirts selling
rapid Ali styles shownn the petest
colors and fabrics $3.50 to $aS.
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1919-10-30

Il i satisfaction Gloves for practically need
by worthy ques in abundance here Those who
plan give hsunas will find al the advantages are
with choosing now. II to $3.50. Sss a5st .aG.
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1919-10-30

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Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
WAR HAD WROUGHT CHANGE
Doughboy Found 1t Hard to Realize
the Difference TWO Years
M Of War Had Made.

A new story of the Red Cross bag
comes from Harvey D. Gibson, former
Red Cross commissioner for Europe
and president of the Liberty National
bank of New York. He got the story
from one Of the workers in hospital
hut in Dion, Everybody who has even
seen wounded soldier knows the bag
Of gaudy cretonne with the little Red
Cross in the corner. in which each boy
keeps the bit of sltrapnel the doctor
dug out of his knee the last letter
from home, the picture Of his girl, his
toothbrush and all his most cherished
possessions. One CT the boys in the
Dijon hospital had just been presented
with his bag, a pink-and-white one. He
accepted it gracefully, then he began
to laugh. "Say," he declared, IF some
one had told me two years ago that
I'd be a-goin' to war with wrist watch
on one wrist and bracelet"-he held
out his Identification disk-"on the
other and cretonne bag in my hand !
Say, I'd have pasted him oner'
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
KNEW SOMETHING ABOUT IT
Englishman Need Not Have Been Sur.
prised at Acquaintance's KnoWI-
edge of "Jim Biudso."

In his book, "Winnowed Mem.
cries." Sir Evelyn Wood relates how
he once met a quiet American gentle
man in England, and they began to
talk of American poetry. Sir Evelyn
mentioned the well-known poem "Jim
Bludso," which ne highly eulogized.
my enthusiastic praise Of the poem
excited, ] thought, an appreciatlye
purr in my companion, but he re-
marked quietly:
"'Jim was a ane fellow"
II said, Or our author made him
so?"
"'0h, but he was
"'Why, was he realY
eyes, / knew him WE'LL
"'But don't you think that the poet
embelllshed Jim's actY
"'No, / am sure he did not
"'Well, bat how can you be sureT
"And he replied quickly, I wrote
it,"
The gentleman to whom Sir Evelyn
was speaking proved to be Col John
Hay, author of the "Pike County Bal
lads" who was then the United
States ambassador in London.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
The Devastated Areas

EYES," observed the sergeant major
(volunteer) to the unwilling working
party (retainable), "some o you lads
don't seem to realize that you're well
off. You might be on the Rhine 'aving
'yms Of ate sung at you all day long,
You might be on the Somme, working
side by side with Chinks and ferries,
Instead O. which ere you are in love
ly country, good society. beaucoup
estaminary an beaucoup mademoi-
selles. An still you won't put your
backs into 1t. Very well, If you want
a change you shall ave one. I'll ave
the whole lot Of you transferred to the
demonstrated areas" Manchester
Guardian.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
BACK LIKE A
BOARD? IT'S
YOUR KIDNEYS

There's no use suffering from the
awful agony Of lame back. Don't wait
till it passes Off" It only comes back.
Find the cause and stop it. Diseased
conditions Of kidneys are usually indi-
Gated by stiff lame backs and other
wrenching pains, which are natures sig
malls for helpl
Here's the remedy. When you feel
the first twingos of pain or expert
ence any of these symptoms, get busy
at once. Go to your druggist and get
a box of the pure, original GOLD
MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules, i'm
ported fresh every month from the
laboratories in HARLEM, Holland.
Pleasant and easy to take, they instant
" attack the poisonous germs clogcing
your system and bring quick relief.
For over two hundred years they
have been helping the sick. Why not
try them? Sold everywhere by re-
liable druggists in sealed packages.
Three sizes. Money back if they do
not help you. Ask for J"GOLD
MEDAL" and be sure the name
GOLD MEDAL" is on the box. adv,
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect 1t
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected.

Judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence Of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root is
soon realized. 1t stands the highest for
it's remarkable record of success.
An examining physician for one of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies, in
an interview Of the subject, made the as.
tonishing statement that one reason why
so many applicants for insurance are re-
jected is because kidney trouble is SO
common to the American people, and Che
large majority of those whose applica-
tions are declined do not even suspect
that they have the disease. 1t is on sale
at all drug stores in bottles Of two sizes,
medium and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03

work for me and know It will help
others if they will give 1t a fair trial. |"
Mrs. LIZZIE COURTNEY, 108 9Th Ave-,
West, Oskaloosa, Iowa.
Why will women drag along from day
10 day, year in and year out, suffering
such misery as did Mrs. Courtney, when
such letters as thio are continually being
published. Every woman who suffers
from displacements, irregularities, in
fiammation, liberation, backache, ner-
vousness, or who is passing through the
Change of Life should give this famous
root and herb remedy, Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, q trial. Fer
special advice write Lydia g. Pinkham
Medicine Co, Lynn, Mass. The result
Of its long experience is OF your service.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
LookInn for ! Telenhone.

/ was looking for a puL.ic telephone
and thought would find one In a large
Office building. / walked through anC
at last saw a public telephone sign
and as was in a hurry rushed
through the doors and found myself
in the middle Of a saloon. The bar
tender looked up and said: "What'll
you have, missp / was so surprised
that could not speak for a few min
utes, but finally said ] was looking for
public telephone. AS / was backing
out the elevator starter saw me and,
as he knew me, asked If was in for
an eye-opener. / then decided my tele-
phoning could wait and rushed out
Of the building. Exchange.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

In the good old summer time when
fruits Of all kinds are getting ripe
and tempting, when cucumbers, rad
ishes and vegetables fresh from the
garden are too good to resist, when the
festive picnic prevails and everybody
cyereats and your stomach goes back
on you, then is the time for august
Flower" the sovereign remedy for
tired, overworked and disordered stom-
achs, a panacea for indigestion, fer
mentation Of food, sour stomach. sick
headache and constipation. It gently
stimulates the liver, Cleanses the In
testines and alimentary canal, making
life worth living. Sold everywhere. Adv
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
| am Sincere! Stop CaIoreI!
| Guarantee Dodson's Liver Tone
Listen to mel CalomeI sickens and you may lose a
days work If bilious, constpated or
headachy read my guarantee

personal money-back guarantee that
each spoonful will clean your sluggish
liver better than dose Of nasty Gallo
mel and that it won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morn
ing, because you win wake up feeling
fine, your liver will be working; head
ache and dizziness gone; stomach will
be sweet and bowels regular.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can
not salivate. Give it to your children.
Millions Of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead Of dangerous Gallo
mel now. Your druggist win tell you
that the sale Of calomel is almost
stopped entirely here.-Adv.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03

Liven up your sluggish liverl Feel
fine and cheerful; make your work a
pleasure; be vigorous and full Of am
bition. But take no nasty, dangerous
calOmel. because it makes you sick
and you may lose days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver,
which causes necrosis Of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking It up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp-
ing.
Listen to mel II you want to enjoy
the incest, gentlest liver and bowel
cleansing you ever experienced, just
take a spoonful Of harmless Dodson's
Liver Tone tonight. Your druggist or
dealer sells you bottle Of Dodson's
Liver Tone for a few cents under my
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
500 Reward. 500

Catarrh Is q local disease greatly infiu.
enced by constitutional conditions II
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
Is taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces OF the Sys.
tenn. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation Of the disease,
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature Ia
doing its work. $4,000 for any case OF
Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE fails to cure.
Druggists 76c. Testimonials free.
,. J. Cheney & CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
FREE SAMPLES

The quick relief Vacher-Balm gives
for Catarrh, Nervous Headache, and
many pains, is so marvellous that it
pays us to give away FREE Sam
pies, where it is unknown. Write for
a Free Sample and agents prices, while
this offer lasts. E. w. Vacher, Inc,
New Orleans, La.-Adv.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
Put the Hard Task First.

If there is something on today's pro-
gram that you do not want to do,
tackle It as soon after breakfast as
possible. Why spoil a whole day
dreading the task you can finish in an
hour, or the apology which only needs
dozen words? The day that dis
patches it's hardest tasS to begin with,
Is very sure to end satisfactorily
Girls Companion.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
II Makes a Difference,

"Well, my boy has discovered one
thing since he returned from the war"
whats that?"
"Ee's found out that he has to be
formally introduced to a lot Of girls
who used to be tickled to death to
dance with him when he was wear
ing his uniform"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
cutlcura for plmnIv Faces.

To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cutlcura Ointment.
Wash off in five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to In
clude Cuticura Talcum.-Adv.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
FilIIno the Bill.

"That parrot you sold me last week
doesn't talk at all"
mo, mum; you said you wanted
one that wouldn't be a nuisance to
the neighborhood." - Boston Tran.
script.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03

AWFUL palnS--an d
nothing seemed to
do me any good. A
friend advised me
TO take Lydia p.
Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound. /
did so and got re.
lief right away. /
can certainly re-
commend this valu.
able medicine to
other women who
suffer, for it has
IonA a~ah ~AAl
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
Crease Is Essential.

Fond Mother-C Charles, I wish you
would use your napkin. at the table.
You have butter smeared from one ear
to the other.
Small Charles-That's all right,
mamma. If you want a machine to
run fast you've got to grease it.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
Wearisome Rivalry.

"You never complain Of the wealth
err" "Why complain? The best you
can do is to start somebody In an eff
fort to show that he is a more accom-
plished kicker than you are"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
Verv Handy Word.

"John. asked the teacher. ''what Is
a synonym
"A synonym" said John, sis the
word you use when you can't spell the
other one"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03
Always HopefuI.

''Your real fisherman Is a true op-
timist."
What nowY
"Look at Flubdub. The dock Is so
high that his line won't reach the wa
ter"
Well?"
$50 he's angling for flying fish. =
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1919-10-03

WHY BE A WAGE sLAVEP when $500
viii start you making from $50 to 500
per week. Be independent Write today.
Pryor Chemical Co.. 1901 State ST., Chicago.