The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-06-21
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"sh. seems a ,luaid. rowcr,lke girl
do you think her mother would allow her to 70
TO the theatre without a ehAperoue~
why. think 80. my boy. She drove supply
wagon In France during the war"-Louisviils cour.
isrJournaL
THE PEssniIsr
II was mile over Mount Clemens
The piio, OF ,he plano from ssfridgs Field was
giving visiting officer his first air voyage
lie cut of the motor
see those pseopie7~ shouted the pilot Fifty per
cent OF them think going fall"
They've go, nothing on US was the reply that
strearnsd for half mile hack Of the plane. nifty
per OF do~-pe;roi, News
so SUDDEN
Bobny-Sster viii be down in few minutes Mr.
Softly. She's upstairs rch.arsing.
Mr.. sottly-what Is she rehsarsinx. Bobsy7
Bobby don't know but she's standing In front
Of tn. mirror and biushins. and saying. oh. Angus
QUALITY
Aren't you ashamed 10 be abou, with that
wretohed cigarst in your MOUTH" asked the woman
Of the misguided urchn.
no ma'am. There's some cheaper than these
was the Indignant, reply
They told this at the American Legion con
vention
when Wilson called King George In London
the two rulers got real ehummy. Wilson spent the
evening chatting with the king, and tho king
sf,srward said. the president gave him a chance
every once in a while TO ge; word two into the
conversation.
do you know" King George sald President VII
son told me all about family history. and It
wasn't long before / saw he knew more about me
than I did myself"
That's wha, Of being a historian. You've
got the upper hand king
Teddy Rooscvet getting his shoes shincd be.
tween convention sessions. There he was seated high
above a quick moving shoe sinner. said passcrby
to another. as they noted Teddy and his shoes
DO you think they his his fathers
shoes7"
Some folks stin to think that Teddy Junior
Is trying to get about in Teddy seniors footwear
Lieut. Col. Bennett Clark temporary vice chairman
Of the convention. and who comes from Missouri the
mule state par excellent OF the union, lot Of
votes for his father in Pike county with this mule
yarn which he dug up "over there:
Some OF the Huns had mule before
the American troops got into Germany They had
horses and donkeys but never the combination of
both In mule form. The mules puzzled them. Also
the matter OF mules origin. heard one telling
another These mules double barrel animals
Their front ends are used for pulling their hind
legs for Kicking The Huns just beginning to
learn OF kick in a mules hind legs"
Remember the old nickel thriller novel you used to
read which went something like this; Mick Carter
Wins?' Well. the other day Nicholas Carter Great
Lakes COB. married Miss Myrtle Leenhouts Miwau.
kee society girl.
Sergeant Jack Sullivan speaking OF the lengthy
text OF the peace terms: That's a scrap OF paper
they can't tear up"
DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?
He looked the back and spoke to
severe looking man who hoeing a garden ask.
ing, whats that mound ia the middle OF your to
mato patch?"
THE man who lived In your house last spring kent
dog sad the severe looking neghbor. "IIo left
his dog come and dig up my garden That's
where I buried IT,"
Whats that larger mound7"
That" said the gardener severely 'Is where
buried the of the dog"