The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1919-10-04

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ter designs on the schoolma ms bank
accounts this year.
There is no confirmation of the ru
NOR that Barton n. Hayes gave him.
self up to the authorities because Capt
Bruce Palmer was trailing him.
To date, the snarling underworld
crooks in Superior have murdered
neither Baxter, Witness nor Chandler
Talk is cheap, but it takes a bit of
nerve to bump off human being.
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What has become of Victor Power s
boom for governors Is it reposing in
mothballs or has that gentleman blown
it up with too much personal prosper
itye
Former prime minister Walker has
been SO painfully silent and quiet for
many months that there are those who
fear he is mixing up a big batch of
| mischief.
It is stated that superintendent
Young is clever entomologist. Per-
haps an exhaustive study of the grass.
hopper taught Noah the beauty and
art of copious expectoration.
When Billy McEwen takes the cen.
sus in St: Louis county, he may find it
profitable and interesting to enumer-
ate the married women who support
their husbands by serving the public
in the marble-lined courthouse.
The chap who tried to lift himself
by his boot-straps had nothing on the
Commercial club investigating itself
for profiteering and boosting the H.
G. of L. in this unhappy city.
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Between midnight and l a. m. is a
very peculiar time for two women at
the Children's Home to come out and
60 automobile riding. The old Nor
mon car seems to have come back.
There is a rumor that Doc. Schaibly
has asked Joe Gibson, brand plucked
from the burning, to take the position
of drillmaster for the uniformed rank
Of "The Knights Of the Tar Bucket. "
Capt. Charley Winters is an ancient
mariner, but Mizpah Mitchell erred
when she typed him as Coast of
Maine product. Capt. Winters came
from Germany and no one thinks the
less of him because Of it, either.
One McKercher recently complained
about his neighbour chickens around
his former house on West Fourth st.
That was the first time Duluth IS NAM
moth citizen ever was heard to COM
plain Of too much chicken.
An eastern correspondent declares
that Madam Wolfe, once the empress
Of Duluth's underworld, has records
in her archives that may have a deep
influence on the judicial campaign
next year.
the effect that congressman Carss re-
Gently made his maiden speech in con-
gress. If the rumor is based on fact,
then the Rip-saw has been sighted by
not being sent copy.
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DR.. Hammond, congressman Carss
private secretary, liked Washington
very much as a place Of Temporary
residence but, as a permanent place Of
abode, he very much prefers the glori.
Gus old State of Matrimony.
There is a suspicion that dear old
Fred Ward is figuring on how he can
add another barrel to his salary shoot
er. If old Death holds off, this public
Ward certainly will die human six.
shooter.
Despite the disapproval of those
dauntless three Cloquet lawyers. the
Rip-saw still comes out and circulates.
Some men take it hard when they can
not control the sun, moon, stars and
their own little puddle.
There are encouraging indications
that the new board Of education is not
nearly 80 autocratic as the old board.
There is ample leeway for learning
md practicing the virtue Of economy,
however. as even the extravagant Hoke
is beginning to fear.
It is whispered that there were some
would-be imitators Of Billy Sunday at
the last general meeting Of the teach
ers. Had Billy's double been present,
he would have fled in shame. Sic
transit gloria mundi, as Supt. Hoke
often tries to stammeringly say.
Doktor John George Schaibly, alias
Schaible, assumes to be follower Of
The meek and lowly Nazarene. The
Man of Sorrows never went through
bankruptcy, even if he was SO poor
that He had no place to lay His head.
Do as I say, not as do, seems to be
che preachment Of the West End Wes-
ley.
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The Brainy Bingham has put his in
fallible seal of approval on Rev. John
George Schaibly. If that ecclesiasti-
cal Aeolus would 60 to the legislature
and bring back a $500 check from