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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-21
,,SWIETA WOJNA" BOLSZE-
WIKcW PRZECIW POLSCE.

Warszawa, 81. stycznia. - Woj
ska bolszewickie zwolni4y nieco
swoj pochod ku granicy polskiej.
Niemcy takze opoznili ewakuacye
Grodna o kilka dni, chociaz gene
raj Falkenhayn uda@ sic do Suwa-
lex, a general Hoffman do Krole-
wca.
Polscy wodzowie stwierdzaja,
ze Niemcy sprzedaja bron bolsze-
wikom pod pretekstem, re wspo'
rnagaja .Towarzystwo zaopatrze
MIA Ukrainy". Ma Litwie i ma u
krainie, bolszewiki wydaja pro-
klamacye, re przybyli, ably zapro-
wadzic porzadek. Depesze jednak
mowia, re zoinierze bolszewiccy
obnosza sztandary napisami {:
Mech zyje czerwony terror! -
Smierc niepracujacym!
Wielu aresztowali bolszewiki
w Whine, a potem wypuscili ma
wolncSc "a okupem Wynoszacym
cd so do $4,000 rubli stosownie do
strachu ! zamoznoSci ofiar. Szcze-
golnie zawzieci sa bolsse"lkl
przeciwko Polakom, donosza bo-
WIEN. re rad moskiewski oglosii
swieta wojne przeciwko MIN, jest
wiec prawem i obowiazkiem kaz--
diego bolszewika zabijac Polakow
jako nieprzyjacioi ludzkosci.
Mniej domow jest palonych obec-
ME, ale drugiej strony, gdzie do
my sa oszczedzane, tam mieszkan
cy So mordowani.
Parma Szebeko. siostra jednego
z czfonkow cesarskiej rady, ucie-
kla z Mohylewa przybyfa do
Warszawy. Mowi ona, re dwie jej
stare ciotki wypedzone zostaly z
domu, ktory oddano wiesniakom.
Przydzielono i'm malenki pokoik
kilka sprzetow przestroga, re i
to nalezy do narodu. Szczesliwe o.
ne jednak byiy. re ich ME pomor-
dowano jak wielu sasiadow. Pc
wien officer polski zamordowany
zostaf, poniewaz nosif epulety,
ktore So zabronione przez bolsze-
wikow. Parma Szebeko stwierdza.
7e mord ten wywofai oburzenie u
niektorych czfonkow zydowskich
lokalnego sowietu, wyrok jednak
zostaf zatwierdzony. poniewaz
dowiedziano sic, re officer -urniai
czytat pisac. Jeden z mowcow
podczas przesiuchow miai powie-
dziec: ,,Doskonaia rownose nasta
pi w swiecie dopiero wtedy, gdy
Mkt ME bedzie umiai czytae i pi-
sac" Parma Szebeko mowi dalej,
ze wiele dobrze wychowanych ko
biet w Rosyi popeini}o samoboj-
stwo powodu obawy ataku. VIE
lie z Mich, uciekiszy kraju, u
krywa swe pochodzenie przy po-
mocy starych lachmanow brudu
na rekach i ma twarzy.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-21

dziennie przecietnie 300 zaza--
len Cd przeszio tygodnia.
Kompania, pomimo zapew-
MEN w czaSie SledztWa pred
stanowa komisya utylitow pu--
blicznych, ME pOprawifa sic.
Wciaz panuje~ ia sama niedba--
lose, to samo zdzierstwo, te sa-
me kpiny publicznoSci, to sa-
mo traktowanie publiczno$ci ia
ko doina krOwe.
Rada mieiska wyznaczyia ST.
44O jako dOdatkowa sumo ma "a
angazowanie specyalnego perso-
nalu dla zbadania zaialen.
SLEDZTWO w SPRAWIE
FALL GAZOWEJ.
Rada mieiSka Wczorai posta-
nowi}a wdrozyc Sledztwo W
sprawie fall gazu truiacego'
ktora w sobote wieczorem wy
woiaia alarm w dzielnicy Lawn
dale.
Aid. TOman, reprezentuJacy
warde, ktora nieznoSny odor ga
zu najwiecej odczu}a, wni0s} re-
zolucye, azeby miejski departa-
ment zdrowia sprawe zbadaf
rapport jak najwczeSniej pre-
d}ozyf radzie miejskiei.
Aid. Toman obrazony jest na
wyjaSnienie, jake daf S. insult,
prezes dyrektoryatu kompanii
gazowej Peoples Gas Light
and Coke Co.., IL byf to gaz ,,cau
site soda, kt6ry uchodzii przy-
padkowo z gazowni przy zbiegu
ul. 45-tei i kanafu gazoWegO i re
ma wprawdzie zapach niemily,
lecz ME jest niebezpiecznym. AL
derman Toman ma to odpoWie--
dziaf, azeby insult przeprowa-
dzi} sobie fabryke tym zapa-
chem do swei dzielnicy.
Aid. Toman jest oburzony ma
bezczelnoSc kompanii. w niedzie-
lie uda4 sic z F. Abele'em, miej-
skim superwizorem gazu do ga
zowni, z kt6rej gaz uchodzi}, lecz
superintendent gazowni ME wpu
SCH ich do Wnetrza.
Gaz wspomniany jest jednym
pobocznych produkt6w, ktore
sic wytwarzaja przy wyrobie
gazu do oswietlania, a ktore SO
uzywane p6zniej do wyrobu maj
silniejszego z materya46w wybu-
chowych, zwanego ,,trinitroto--
luop.
BRAK 100000 ROBoTNI-
KOW JAKO REZULTAT
WOINY.
Stanom Zjednoczonym braku-
je 100000 par rak do piracy,
poSrednio i bezposrednio jako
rezultat wojny. Wskutek niemal
zupe}nego zaniku immigracyi
KRAKOW europejskich Ameryce
brakuje 100000 robotnik6w, a
drugie diva miliony znajduja sic
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-21
Donosza 2 Krakowa: - kr

Donosza KrakoWa: = NrWa-
we walki we Lwowie trwaja ma
dal. Oczekiwane jest przybycle
rowych posiikow polskich Lu-
blina. Zacieklost Z obu stron
Pomiedzy Polakami bio
rq udzial w walkach rowniez ko-
bietv dziewczeta uzbrojone.
Kiiow - Biuro Wolffa Mohy-
lew podolski zajety przez woJska
rumu1iskic. Ukraihska Rada mi
nistrow protestuje przeciw temu.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-21
KALENDARZYK.

DZisiaj, wtorek, Fl stycznia: Sw.
AgnieszH p.
Jutro, Sroda, . sycznia: Sw. Win
centego NJ.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-21
Sprawl Rosy pred Najwyzsza
Rada Medzy Aiancka.
WieIka Brytania Wobec Irland vi.
PARTYA KATOLICKA WE WtOSZECH.
WieSci ze WSchodu.
INNE TELEGR A M Y.

bardzo liczny W zupeInej spree
cznosci Z obojetnoScia, jaka Okla
zywa4y partye burzuacyjne w po-
przednich wyborach. Szczeg6lnie
znamiennym jest silny procent
kobiet wSr6d giosujacych.
Londyn, 81. stycznia. - Do po-
waznych zaburzeh przyszio w Ber,
l;nie, gdy radykali usilowali zni-
szczyc skrzynbi balotowe. uzy-
ware W niedzielnych wyborach.
Walhi odbyly sic w kifku miej-
scach, ale wszedzie odParto ma
pastnikow.
Berlin, 81. stycznia. - Pogoda
W Berlinie podczas wybor0w byla
wySmienita i liczba g}osow dosz-
Ia do znacznej wysokoSci zwfasz-
cza z powodu licznego udziatu ko
biet. Okofo siedm dywizyi wojska
rad mial do rozporzqdzenia W ce-
lu ochrony blur wyborczych.
Londyn, 81. stycznia. - Szcze-
g6y novel konstytucyi dla Me
mice zawieraja miedzy innemi
klauzule, re W skiad paiistwa ME
mieckiego wchodzit majq dawne
stany. opr6cz nowych. kt6rcby
chciaiy sic przyiqczyc. Do tcgo
jednak potrzebna Jest zgoda Gale
go narodu niemieckiego. Prey
dent ma bye wybrany ma siedm
lat. MuSi mice przeSzfo 35 lat,
musi bye 10 lat obywatelem Me-
mice. a wybrany bedzie przez abb
solutna wiekszoSG gios6w caiego
panstwa. Prezydent bedzie repre-
zentowaf panstwo, ale wypowia-
DAME wojny i zawieranie pokoju
nalezec bedzie do reichstagu.
Traktaty z zagranicznemi pan
stwami wymagac beda zatwierdze
MIA reichstagu.
SPRAWA ROSYI PRZEDMIO-
TEN OBRAD PARYSKICH.
Paryz, 81. stycznia. DIVA
najwazniejsze wypadki w dniu
wczorajszym w Paryzu by}y: ze-
bran5e najwyzszej rady miedzy-
alianckiej celem dyskusyi mad sy-
tuacya W Rosyi biesiada ma Geese
prezydenta Wilsona W Palacu
Luxembrrskim. w zebraniu mai
wyzszej rady wzieli udziaf prezy-
dent Wilson, sekretarz Lansing /
przedstawiciele czterech innych
mocarstw. Godzine poswiecono
ma przesluchanie NJ. Noulens'a
francuskiego ambassadors, ktory
wfasnie powrocii Rosyi, gdzie
byi osobistym Swiadkiem wielu
zmian, jake EASILY W rzadzie i. w
stosunkach rosyjskich. Dzisiaj
przesluchiwany bedzie w tel sa-
wei sprawie dunski ambassador H.
Scavenius.
Tekst urzedowego komunikatu
brzmi, jak nastepuje: ,,Prezydent
Stan6w Zjednoczonych, premie-
rzy i ministrowie dla spraw "a
granicznych a1ianckich W asysten
CYL barona Maxine i japohskiego
ambasadora W Paryzu zebrali sic
W Quay d'Orsay miedzy godzina
1880 a 12 rano.
M. Noulens, francuski amba-
sador do Rosyi, ktory Powr6cii
Xix dni temu Archangielska,
przemowi, do zgromadzonych i
udzielR szczeg6i6w co do sytua-
cvi w Rosvi
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-21

Dokonczenie na STRONGLY 2ej.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-08
DOROTHY DIX'S TALK
THE VICE OF UNsELFISHNESS.
BY DOROTHY DIX,
Tho Worlds Highest Paid Woman Writer.

There is no other virtue which has
been so much extolled as unseltishness,
but, as a matter of fact, the beauty
and worth Of unselfishness has been
oVerplayed n oVertouted. In reality
unselfishness is one of the virtues that
leans to vices side. 1t has wrecked
more homes and ruined more homes
than ven the Demon Rum has, and.
while It may be good for ones own
soul to practice unselfishness, its eff
feet is so disastrous upon others that
a right to do It,
For tho unselfish are not the shining
examples of the higher life, as we
fondly picture them to be. They are
a baneful influence hat has a demon
alizing effect on all who come in IN
tact with them, and as a general thing
the unselfish saint does far more harm
In the world than does the grasping
profiteer.
We may think that we are very no.
Bile when we sacrifice ourselves for
others, but what about It II we make
those others soft and supine, Il we
weaken them morally and physically. II
we stunt them Of their natural growth?
And that IL the effect OF sacrifice nine
times out of ten. 1t is n boomerang.
1t Stays those 1t is meant to protect.
Take the case OF the man who works
himself to death to Indulge his family.
| This man has a business that would
permit his family to live In decent COM
fort, but he hasn't the money to pro-
vide for his family like a millionaire.
His wife and children clamor for n
better house, for fine clothes, for auto
mobiles. The man hasn't the nerve to
deny them, and to get these luxuries
| fer them he tolls necessarily. He takes
no rest, no recreation. he lives under a
terrific strain imposed by his family's
extravaganza, and finally something
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-08

Its most deadly work, however, is with
the children, because the temptation to
protect them and save them from every
hardship and give them the best of
everything Is the very essence of par
enthood, especially with mothers.
There is no tragedy more pitiful than
that Of the poor old mother with work
hardened hands who scrubs and cooks
while her daughters lie on the couch
and read novels, or that Of the parents
who toll and stint themselves that their
boys and girls may go to college n
belong to college fraternities, and come
home with college yells. and the net
result OF whose sacrifices are children
who are monsters Of s~elfishncss, who
have a contempt for them and are
ashamed of them.
These parents forget that there Is
something that Is better even than an
education, and that Is character, and
that when they do not teach their chit
dren to climb up on their poor, bent
shoulders they are depriving the young
ones of n moral stamina n strength
that will carry them farther in the
world than a college. degree will.
The truth Of the matter is that the
danger that we run Of doing an ire
parable injury to those we love by sac
rificing ourselves to them is very great
and II is necessary for US to know whore
to draw the line between an enlight-
ened selfishness and making a door
mat of ourselves for others to tread
upon.
Copyright, 1919, by the Wheeler Syn
dictate, 1nC.)
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-08

MAGAZINE FEATURES
A8VNCDW IGGILX
D STORY \
UNCLE WIGGILY AND TOODLE'S TAIL.

Of ice now, and he was carrying the
basket of groceries, Uncle Wiggily was,
when all of a sudden out from under a
snow-covered bush jumped q bad fox;
"Ah, ha! Here you are!' parked the
fox, just like a dog. Now for some
fun" and with that he made a jump,
grabbed hold Of Uncle Wiggily's basket
in his teeth, pulled IL off the bunny's
paw and chewed It all to pieees-chewed
the basket, 1 mean. That's what the
fox did
Dear me! 1 don't call this any fun"
sadly said Uncle Wiggily as he looked
at the broken basket and saw Nurse
James groceries scattered all over the
snow. II don't call this any fun at
alll'
ut may not be fun for you," said the
fox, but it will be fun for the Pipsi-
sewah. / did this for him. He said
if l chewed up your basket and scat
tered the tea, and coffee, and sugar, and
butter, and bread, and all like that over
the snow it would help him to catch
How asked Uncle wigSily, curl
why, the Pipsisewah asked me to
run on ahead and play this trick on
you," barked the fox. He said you
would have to stop and pick up the
groceries after / broke FOUR basket,
and while you were picking them up
he could come along n grab you. He's
going to give me some of the souse he
| bites off your ears, tool"
"Oh, is he?" said Uncle Wiggily.
"Well, I'll fool him. and the bunny be-
gan to pick up the groceries as fast as
But, alas! he could not hold them all
in his paws, as there were too many.
He needed a basket, but the n he had
was all torn to pieces,
"Oh, dearl What shall I dor sadly
said Uncle Wiggily. The Pipsisewah
will soon be here, but I can't run away
and leave all Nurse James groceries,
And just her along came Toodle,
the little beaver boy, with his broad,
flat tail, like a sled,
"Here!" cried Toodle to Uncle Wig
gily. pile the tea and coffee and sugar
and butter packages on my tail. That
will hold them as well as the basket.
I'll draw them to your bungalow for
youI' go,
"oh, don't do that! Don't do that!,'
cried the fox. wait for my friend,
the Pipsisewahl"
But did Uncle Wiggily and Toodle
wait? Indeed they did not. The bunny
piled the groceries on the beaver boys
tail, and away ran Toodle and Mr..
Longears after him. Soon they were
safe at the hollow stump bungalow,
butter, tea, coffee, sugar and every
thing.
as a sled and it came in very useful.
And, II the handkerchief doesn't fall out
of the dolls pocket and wave a goodby
to the bottle of perfume, I'll tell you
next about Uncle Wiggily n Noodle
! nippers.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-08

breaks In him, and he lies down and
dies 20 or 80 years before he should.
He has been a victim Of his W
weakness in sacrificing himself for his
family, and he has done them harm in.
stead of good. He has hlighted the
character Of his wife and children.
II he had thrown responsibilities on
the shoulders Of the girl he married
and made her feel that she was a real
human being he would have made OF
her a fine instead Of the com
bination fashion plate and bridge whist
fiend that she Is.
If he had raised his children up to
practice thrift and industry, and to
learn how to do cheerfully without the
things they could not afford he would
have made them into the Independent
men and women who are fitted to fight
their own battles In the world. instead
Of weaklings and parasites.
The selt-sacrificIng wife makes just
as big a mistake AZ does the self-sacri-
flcing husband, II Is the self sacrifice
ing wives who make the mean, tyran-
ical husbands. Any woman can take
any mar short Of a h%e-angel, and by a
persistent course OF ~pampering him and
giving in to him and preferring him
above herself turn him into an over
bearing, sell h brute.
Nor is the self sacrificing wife the
help to the husband that she thinks she
Is. Chief among the women who he'll
men are those who demand things and
who force men 10 get what they want
for them, Many n lazy, easy-goins
loafer has been turned Into a hustler
by a wife who Is ambitious to Gre as
| well as the woman next door. II r. the
| daughter Of the horseleech continually
| crying More. More who IL the spul
In the side OF her husband.
The place where self sacrifice gets In
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-08
HOROSCOPE
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 0, 1919.

'SEoDHfi OEOEMbEH y, IVY.
Copyright, 1919, by the Mcclure News
paper SyndlCate.)
saturn rules strongly for good today,
according to a~strology. Mercury is in
bcnefic aspect.
1t Is Il sway under which the mind
turns to material ambitions and Is in
cIined to place undue value on wealth
and success.
Big interests OF every sort are sup
posed to be encouraged to supremacy
selfish efforts while this configuratiOn
prevails.
There Is a sign read as ominous for
all who deal in hides or leather, fur
or kid,
There Is a menacing figure indicating
arrogance on tho part Of those who
WELD power through financial strength.
Discomfort among the masses and In
subOrdinatiun on the part of many
classes Of employees are ~foreshadowcd,
While tho seers read many fair prom
ises In the planets they prophesy for
1920 month of supreme internal ma
tional difficulties, April being the be-
ginning Of q particularly critical period.
Mercury gives ENCOURAGEMENT to writ
crs, publicists and economics who will
command respectful attention from all
classes Of persons,
Although the stars have forewarned
all who have political ambitions that
honors win come to none who belong t.
the old regime, dating before the world
| war, one man who has held high office
| now comes under a most nropitious
planetary government that seems to
| promise highest place to him.
A leader In congress-, long conspicu-
| Gus, has a sinister aspect in his ma
tivity at this time and he may lose
prestige that can not be recovered.
President Wilson has the auEury OF a
prolonFation Of heavy burdens and anx-
lefty that he will not be able to shift
until late In the summer OF 1920, but he
has the forecast OF the loftlest fame.
Religious matters again will attract
unusual attention and cause widespread
| discussion at this time,
: Persons whose birthdate 1t is should
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-08
Copyright, 1919, by Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate)
By HOWARD r. CARTS.

81 rOWAhO M SAHlSs
Here Is the basket" said Nurse
Jane Fuzzy wuzzy to Uncle Wiggily
n morning, as she stood beside his
easy chair in the hollow stump bunga-
low
THE basket? Oh, yes, quite a pretty
basket it is, too" spoke the bunny gem
tleman, looking over the top Of his
glasses. "A present from some one?"
he asked, interested like and m
datory,
"A present! Oh. you funny b%unnyv'
laughed Nurse Jane. "Why, don't you
remember? You said you'd so TO the
store for me, and here is sthe basket
in which to put the groceries, so you
will not spill them"
"oh, yes! or course! The store! The
basket! The groceries, exclaimed I'm
Gle Wiggily, %twinkling his pink nose
forEetful like; 1T quite slipped my
We'll. as there is a lot of snow and
ice autside, and it is very slippery
walking, it is no wonder something
muskrat lady. But now here is the
basket, and when you are ready ]
wish you'd 60 to the store for me-"
"Ill 60 right away" said I'm
Gle Wigglly, and putting on his tall, si!k
hat and his red mittens to look stylish
and at the same time sanitary, the bun
ny ldDplL BNllliClIlhh IORPCu ONV AAb
snow and Ice through the woods and
across the fields with the basket on his
paw,
It did not take him long to get to the
grocery store, which was in a little
grove of evergreen trees, which were
so thick and warm that they kept OF
the cold snow and ice.
"Please fill up this basket with gro
ceries for Nurse Jane" said Uncle Wig
gily to Mr.. Whitewash, the polar beaI
gentleman, who kept store when he
wasn't delivering the mail. You see,
being a polar bear, Mr.. Whitewash
didn't mind the cold any more than
did Toodle and Noodle Flat-tail, the
beaver boys. -.
II saw Grandpa whackum, the old
beaver gentleman, as / came past his
place on my way here said Uncle Wig
gily to Mr.. whitewash, while the polar
bear gentleman was filling h basket
with groceries.
Eyes, the beavers are very busy just
now" said the grocery bear. They are
hiding away lots of sweet, juicy bark
so they will have plenty to eat when
the winter gets colder. Toodle ano
Noodle were working, too, earlier TINS
II didn't see them as I came past
remarked Uncle Wiggily as he put the
filled basket of groceries on his paw and
started back toward his hollow STUMP
bungalow. But they might have beef
farther off in the woods"
The bunny rabbit gentleman was
coming toward the beaver pond, which
If course, was frozen over with a shee'
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-08
Just a Moment
DAILY STRENGTH AND CHEER.
Compiled by John O. oululus. the
Sunshine Man.

He that dwelleth In the secret place
of the most high shall abide under the
shadow Of the Almighty Psalm xci, /.
The upright shall dwell in Thy pres
ence,--Psalm cxl. 10,
My soul and all it's powers
Thine, wholly Thine shall be;
All, all my happy hours
ConseCrate 20 Thee;
Me to Thine image now restore,
And ! shall praise Thee evermore.
Charles Wesley,
II the wish Is Weakened In our soul to
be ever in His presence, let US go to
Him this moment and ask Him what
to do and how to feel, believing that
He Is more ready to hear than we to
pray. He will give us realization OF His
love, and convictions OF duty. Let us
follow these convictions implicitly; let
US ask Him every day to teach us more,
and help us more; and we shall soon
say, with Paul, Thanks be unto God,
for His unspeakable gift!"-william r,
Huntington,
Tho all-important thing is not to 1--we
apart from God, but as far as possible
to be consciously with Him. It must
needs he that those who look much into
His face will become like ~Him.-Charles
II, Brent.
DAYTON. Ohio.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-08
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81 O..

WHO ATE the pie.
AND l made some tea.
AND HEATED some soup.
AND GOT out the turkey,
AND MASHED the potatoes.
AND Drowned them on top.
AND wHEN she came in.
SHE LAID on the lounge.
AND SAID she was tired.
AND COULDN'T eat.
AND CRIED a little.
AND l gave her some soup
AND SHE cried some more.
AND THEN sat on my lap
FOR THE very first time.
IN THE last six weeks.
AND COVERED my shoulder.
WITH TEARS and toast.
AND WHISPERED something.
HADN'T guessed,
AND NOW l don't care,
IF THE tea is weak,
OR THE steak is burned.
AND WE'RE going to get.
A NEW washing machine.
AND A vacuum cleaner.
AND I'LL work EN- myself.
AND SHE can sit.
AND SEW all day
EXCEPT FOR a walk
WHEN THE weather is nice.
AND I'VE wanted to write.
AND LET you know.
AND THE blue-eyed man.
WHO WAS such a good sport.
WHAT I owe to you both. .
FOR WHAT he did
WHEN HE ate the pie.
AND FOR what you wrote.
ABOUT WHAT he did,
| THANK you.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-08
JAP's VIEWPOINT.

One of the two rival forces struggling
10 get control OF the world is Anglo
Saxonism, and the other Bolshevisra
The one aspires 20 make Anglo-Ameri-
can civilization shine over the whole
world and the other to reconstruct the
social organization Of the whole world
through a labor revolution.
In any case II is ~undoubted that there
IL n tacit understanding between Amer
lea and England to 60 hand In hand
in their scheme to bring that world
under their combined control.-Ryntaro
Maya, in Gnu Koron
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-08
HE WAS AGREEABLE.

Two cowboys in the Wild West agreed
to settle their differences with revolvers
Both we're dreading the ordeal. Pat
r!ck's knees. in fact. knocked together
to such an extent that they affected his
aim.
Look here" he said at last to his
opponent. will you, rs a favor, allow
me to rest my leg against this milestone
to steady myself
Yes" said tho other man, trying hard
10 control his fears, IN you'Il allow me
to rest my leg against the next
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-08

Washington in De-
cemher Is Martin II.
Glynn, of Albany.
N Y.
Mr.. Glynn has
long taken an active
part in the Demo-
cratic politics OF
New York, He has
been editor Of the
Albany Times I'M
ion since 1895. He
was a member OF
congress from 1899
70 1901. was con-
troller OF New York
a from 1906 to
1908, and was gov
II of New York
nom u IA 1918.
to Dec 81, 1914. He
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-08

DEAR K. c. B.
/ READ what you wrote.
ABOUT THE sad-eyed man.
AND ABOUT his wife.
AND THE piece of prune pie.
AND I was sore
WHEN HE took her back.
BECAUSE FOR days.
I'VE BEEN coming home
AND MY wife would be tired.
AND THE steak all burned.
AND THE baby fussy.
AND THE tea too weak,
AND IT'S been like this.
FOR A month or more.
AND GETTING worse.
AND IF I'd complain.
MY WIFE would cry
AND ON Thanksgiving day.
TRIED to be nice.
AND l waxed the floor.
AND SWEPT the rugs.
AND WASHED the windows.
AND BOUGHT a turkey.
AND COOKED it myself.
AND BOUGHT some cider.
AND FORGOT the celery.
AND SHE doesn't like cider.
AND DOES like celery.
AND WE both were gloomy.
AND I thought I'd go out.
AND NEVER come back
AND THEN on Friday,
I THOUGHT Of you
AND THE sad-eyed man.