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The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10

Seeing a peculiar headline In a Bos-
ton paper, the telegraph editor turned
IL upside down and read IL backwards,
He could get no meaning out of it
"Four-Ply Slam by McNally Kavo
Blow"-So he set out after enlighten.
ment.
"Cinch," said the sporting editor
with a whitening glance. at means
McNally slammed out a round triI
and put the game on ice"
"Why McNally made the circuit and
broke their hearts," Clipped In the po
lice court man.
yep. He hit her ON the nose fol-
four sacks; good night"-the society
reporter.
"I'll tell you, old man." at last spoke
up the city editor patronizingly. "You
have to have IL In kindergarten style
'Four-ply slam equals homer 'Kayo
equals X. o. which equals knockout.
Get mel"
"G-r-r-rw grOwled the tel. ed
'.Mebbe. Mebbe. But it's probably an
tad' for a new breakfast fOod."-Brock
ton Enterprise.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
RINGS CHURCH
BELL; is FREED
Man Locked in BeIfry as Result
of Joke Perpetrated
by Friends.
BIG CROWD GATHERS
Pastor and Pensioners Aroused From
Their SAUNDERS and Forty Motor
cars Attracted by the Noise
Made by Seaman.

New York.-James NJ Howard, pas
tor of the Bedford Park Presbyterian
church, who saw service as a chaplain
with the Seventy-seventh division over
seas, has been going to bed early since
his return to America some time ago,
and until IL o'clock one night recently
nothing had occurred to disturb his
slumbers.
He scarcely dozed off when he
dreamed that the bell in the steeple
of his church was ringing as though
sounding warning of an attack by
hostile airplanes.
The dream soon resolved itself into
a partial reality, and sitting up in bed
he realized that 1t was In fact the bell
in the steeple of his church on the
corner of Two Hundredth street and
cambridge avenue, the Bronx, and
that fully 40 automobiles filled with
people were in front of the church
looking at the belfry.
He dressed and as he was about TO
go out of the door met Policeman
Charles Hess Of the Bronx Park sta
ton, whose attention had been attract
ed by the crowd and the ringing Of
the bell. Accompanied by the police
man and the sexton of the church, who
had also appeared on the scene, the
former chaplain let himself into the
building and the trio proceeded TO
investigate.
Pushing open the door OF the bel
fry he discovered Donald Hobson Of
2436 Morris avenue, who recently was
released from the navy, and who is
one OF his own parishioners.
In a few words, however, Hobson
was able TO explain his end of the
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10

die, there is all the ornament that good
designing requires. This Is illustrated
I'm the skirt model at the left In which
the wide girdle is nude of alternating
bands of the silk, two OF them with
the rib running perpendicularly set to-
gether and edged by narrow bands In
which the rib is horizontal. There are
small set-in pockets at each side.
SILK In two colors and Of two kinds
gives a good account Of itself I'm the
skirt at the right Of the picture. The
over part of the model is Of colored
fantasi silk, set onto a plain white
satin yoke at the hip line. The join
ing is managed well by cutting the top
of the fantasi portion into a battle
ment" line. There are five small pearl
buttons at the front Of the skirt near
the bottom and its wide girdle of the
fantasi silk fastens with two very large
pearl buttons at the front.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
Qualified.

"Are you an expert accountant
Eyes, sir" said the applicant.
''Your written references seem to be
all right, but tell me more about your
SELF"
''weIl, my wife's kept a household
budget for thirty days. One night af-
ter dinner sat down and In less than
half an hour found out how much we
owed our grocer"
''Hang up your hat and coat. The
Job is yours. Age-Her-
aid.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
The Soldiers Protest.

Bishop Flipper said in Atlanta:
"a colored chaplain was addressing
a squad of colored men back of Bar-le-
Due.
Boys he said, Satan is power
full, but he is not Omnipotent He Is
bound with chains, yet he can get at
you'-and the chaplain pointed to
Mobile soldier-'and he can get at
you'-and he pointed to soldier from
Washington-'and he can get at YOU
and he pointed to a soldier from
Paint Rock.
The Paint Rock soldier gave Q
grunt.
"'why, boss he protested. the old
cuss might as well be loose" -
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
Animal Diseases Costly.

Animal diseases, such as hog cholera,
the foot-and-mouth disease, etc, are
costing the farmers and the general
public an enormous sum each year,
although agricultural leaders have
been waging an effective fight upon
such epidemics. Ultimately the farm
ers will be enjoying the use of about
S2O0,O 100000. which they now lose each
year through these causes.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10

II is gala day for separate skirts.
They appear this summer In all sorts
Of fabrics for nearly all sorts of occa-
sions. Starting out as purely practical
and utility garments. they progressed
into the more practical of dressy after
noon clothes, and then advanced into
the smartest of sport wear. The adj
vent Of new weaves in silk boosted the
cause of the separate skirt along. and
now no fabric is too sheer and dainty
to make the dressiest of these conven-
lent belongings. Organdie. wolfe, geor-
gette crepe lend summary charm to
them. Occasions where one wishes to
be smartly but informally dressed
seem to multiply and the separate
skirt fits in with them perfectly.
The two skirts shown In the picture
are of fantasi silk and are worn with
georgette blouses. The heavy rib and
lustrous surface of this silk take the
place of trimming. BY using the silk
so that the RIB In II runs one way In
the skirt and another In bands or CIR
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
Looking Up at the Belfry.

case. II seems that before he enlisted
in the navy, two years ago, he had
been a prominent member Of the Bed
ford Park Glee club and that upon his
return to civilian life his companions
had decided that 1t was time TO stage
concert in honor of his safe return.
He had been made the victim of a
practical joke by his friends.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10

Watch cutIeura Improve Your Skin.
On rising and retiring gently smear
the face with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash or Ointment In five minutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water. II
Is wonderful sometimes what Cuticura
will do for poor compilations, dandrun,
itching and red rough hands.-Adv.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES.

Aliens Foot Ease, the antiseptic powder
20 be shaken into the shoes and sprinlkled
in the foot-bath. It relieves painful, swol-
len. smarting feet and takes the sting out
of corns and bunions. Aliens Foot=Ease
Is a certain relief for sweating. callous,
tired. aching feet and makes walking a
delight Sold everywheres-Adv.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
Did He hua Herr

"would you embrace an opportu-
nity?" asked the girl with the trim
waist.
"Sure," said the young man with a
good right arm. as this oneT-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
CAUGHT the Craze.

First Grasshopper-What become Of
your brother?
Second Grasshopper-The poor fell
low was drowned trying to be sea-
hopper.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
How He Judqed.

Mr.. Bacon-You should never judge
a man by his clothes, my dear.
Mrs. Bacon-I never do. / always
Judge him by his wife's clothes.-Pear-
sons Weekly.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10

Mother-If you fell in the water,
Why are your clothes dry2
Tommy took 'em Off In case of
cident.-Pearson's Weekly.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
HEADACHE
Often Caused by


Yes. indeed. more often than you think
Because ACID-STOMACH, starting with in
digestion, heartburn, belchinE. food-repeat-
ing. bloat and gas. II not checked, will even
tualy affect every vital organ OF the body
Severe. binding, splitting headaches are.
therefore, OF frequent occurrence an q result
of this upset condition.
Take EATONIC II quickly banishes acid
stomach with it's sour bloat. pain and gas.
1t aids digestion-helps the stomach get
full strength from every mouthfui OF food
you eat. Millions OF people are miserable,
weak. sick and ailing because of ACID
STOMACH. Poisons. created by partly d.
Eested food charged with acid. are absorbed
into the blood and distributed throughout
the entire. system. This often causes rheu-
raatism. biliousness, cirrhoss of the liver,
heart trouble. ulcers and even cancer OF
the stomach. II robs its victims OF their
heakh undermines the strength OF the
most vigorous
II you want TO get back your physical
and mental strength-be full OF vim and
vigor-enjoy life and be happy, you must
get rid OF your acid-stomach.
In EATON1C you will md the very help
you need and it's guaranteed. So get . big
soc box from your druggist today. II II
fails to please you, return II and he will
refund your money
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
Man of Letters.

"a man of letters, isn't he?"
"Sure! Runs a thriving mail-order
business. Express.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
WANTED

Reliable man to act as our local
purchasing agent. This proposition
can be filled without interference
with present occupation. General
Store owner or energetic farmer
preferred. Full particulars by adj
dressing
BUFFALO BURLAP CO.
So Adams Street Buffalo. N. Y.
w Al. IL DETROIT MO- 27-1Q1Q
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10

A sharks teeth are movable at will,
and become erect at the moment the
animal is selling its prev.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10

The man who does his best can trust
the world to do its part.
The Yale expositor., 1919-07-10
He Is Ignorant of EnqIish.

w. N. U, DETROIT, NO. 27-1s1s.
Evening star., 1919-05-12

pioneers on whose broad foundations ali subsequent
development Is laid.
For more than half century since the establish
ment of the first McGraw-ain publication in 1866
the powerful publications that have been de-
veloped under this ideal of service have been min
istering to the five fields of engineering industry.
Last year American manufacturers testified
to their faith in these nine publications by
placing in them IS, 900 pages of advertising.
The Worldwide Circulation of the
.McGraw-Hill Publications
The problem of foreign markets is not new one
to the McGraw-F1ll organization. It has its own
large foreign market. Thousands of copies of
its publications circulate outside the United States
reaching literally into every corner of the world.
No effort has been made to recruit these readers.
They have voluntarily paid from 81 to SO for one
Of these publications, because it vital to them
in their enterprises.
In answer to similar demand the English edition
of the American Mactnnist published in London
was established.
Ingemeria International represents merely an
Evening star., 1919-05-12

Established 1884; pubiished weskiy with an
aver-ge Of 12s pages; for the promotion Of
progress and efficiency in electric railway
transportation.
Evening star., 1919-05-12
h&enier1a International Tenth McGraw-Hil
Publication Develop Industry In
Latin America and Spain

extension of this service to IS 600 Spanish-speak-
ing and reading engineers and their associates.
These men for whom Lngenieria International
is designed the pioneers of industry in the Span
ish speaking countries men of the Herbert Hoover
and John Hays Hammond type; and their co-worlz-
ers. On the plans and foundations laid by this
group of men the future development of their
respective countries will largely be built.
Let McGraw-Hill Service Help You
To all American manufacturers who are interested
in foreign markets, the McGraw-Hil Company,
Inc, offers the service, not merely of Lngenieria
International but of its whole organization.
If your product lies within the scope of these pubca-
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Evening star., 1919-05-12

Established 1866; published weekly with an
average Of 144 pages. Records .nd leads
practice In metal mining, mstallurgy, and
smelling, the world over. All American
copper is sold on Its quotations,
Evening star., 1919-05-12

The nine McGraw-Hill publications
upon whose experience and resources
Ingenieria International is built.
Though no effort has been made to
extend their distribution beyond the
United States they are read by en-
gineers in every corner of the globe.
Evening star., 1919-05-12

IF America helps the Iatin-speaking
j countries to develop, American business
win share in the fruits Of their develop
ment
TheMcGraw-E Hill Company, Inc, ,hasrecog-
nized this fact The resources Of the
organization, and Of its nine engineering
publications, have been put behind tenth
publication - -Ineenier1a International
international Engineering). It is pub
lished in Spanish, and designed to promote
the best American engineering practice in
Central and South America, Cuba, Porto
Rico, the Philippines and Spain, as the
other nine publications have served Ameri-
can industry at home.
Fifty Years of Serving the Great
Engineering Industries
Before nation can have great buying power it
must first have industries. Before it can have in
drstries it must first have engineers The engineer
ing industries are the great service industries the
Evening star., 1919-05-12

Established 1874; published weekly with an
average of ESQ pages. The recognized vote
Z the industries in the field of civil engineer
ing and construction.
Evening star., 1919-05-12

Esxbtished 1907; published monthly with IN
average of 1873 pages marketing journal
for widening the use Of electricity in home and
Office, farm and factory.
Evening star., 1919-05-12

Established 1902; published semi monthly
with an average Of 25e pages. A leader Of
thought and opinion in the application Of
chemistry and metallurgy to the development
of new products, new by-products. and new
Industries
Evening star., 1919-05-12

Established 1877; published weekly with %
average Of AZ pages, and consulted whefsvse
machines and tools are made or used.
The Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 191?-19??, 1919-08-23
FARM EXHIBITS
BIG FEATURE
1t Is Desired That AS Many Farmers
AS Can Possibly Do So Enter
Something in Exhibit.

From the directors of the Penny
royal Fair comes an appeal to the far
mers of Christian county. They have
done everything possible to insure
the success of the fair. The speed
program will be the best ever offer
ed here. Already over a hundred
harness horses and twenty-five rum
ners have been booked making the
entries as large as in any two years
past and yet others will come to swell
the total. The cattle and hog exhib-
its will be as good as any in the
state. The aerial program and the
sham battles presented by trained
veterans of the world war will be
feature never before seen at the Pen
nyroyal Fair. The shows and amuse-
ment devices will all be of a high
class. And yet there remains the
one great essential feature, without
which the fair cannot be success.
This is the farm and agricultural ex-
hibits.
The crops of Christian county riv-
al those of any county in America.
The corn crop, the wheat crop, the
hay crop, in fact every stable farm
crop that this county boasts of is
good this year and it is the program
of the directors of the fair to make
the farm exhibits a special feature.
So it is up to the farmers to make the
fair real fair. Flattering premiums
have been offered to the winners
and it is the desire of the directors
to induce competition. Don't leave
it to the big farmers. Don't leave it
to your neighbor. His crop may not
be as good as yours. Enter what
you have, even if it is only a big
The competition produced
by having a large number of entries
will swell the interest in the fair. You
will come because you have some
thing entered. Your friends will
take an interest in the fair on your
account and so the interest spreads.
It's up to you, Mr.. Farmer. Do your
part.
The Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 191?-19??, 1919-08-23

r:nrge ID orr inc eiaa nest o. nr
suspect They are going to alter war.
and they are going to alter peace. 1
think men's minds are going to be
charged in subtle ways because Of au-
lomobiles; just how, though, / could
aardly guess. Perhaps, ten or twenty
years from now, il we can see the in
ward change in men by that time, 1
shouldn't be able to defend the gaso-
line engine, but would have to agree
with him that automobiles had no
business to be invented" He laughed
good-naturedly and, looking at his
watch, apoIogized for having an en-
gagement which made his departure
necessary when he would much prefer
to linger, and left them at the table.
Isabel turned wondering, hurt eyes
The Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 191?-19??, 1919-08-23

lndlnefenuy; ana tue nor sunusfo1 -
which he became subject extended its
area to include his neck and ears.
Nothing could have mhde him much
more indignant than his consciousness
of these symptoms of the icy 1ndfffer-
ence which 1t was his purpose not only
to show but to feel
She kissed her cousins, gave George
her hand, said "How d'you do" and
took chair beside jamie with COM
posture which augmented Georges In
dignation.
"How d'you do7" he said. 81 trust
that ah--I trust-I do trust"
He stopped. for 1t seemed to him
that the word trust" sounded idIotic.
Then, to cover his awkwardness, he
cOughed, and even to his own rosy
ears his cough was ostentatiousIy q
false one. Lucy sat silent and the
two Sharon girls leaned forward, star
Ing at him with strained eyes, their
lips tightly compressed; and both were
but too easily diagnosed as subject to
an agitation which threatened their
self-cOntrol. He began again.
II TIL hope you have had a--a
pleasant time. 1 tr--I hope you are
well. hope you are extremely
hope MISUNDERSTANDING"
II beg your pardon2" Lucy said.
George was never more furious: he
felt that he was making a spectacle
The Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 191?-19??, 1919-08-23

of himself" and no young gentleman
in the world was more lOath than
George Anderson Minafer to look a
figure of fun. And while he stood
there, undeniably such a figure, with
jamie and Mary Sharon threatening to
burst at any moment, If laughter were
longer denied them, Lucy sat looking
at him with her eyebrows delicately
lifted in casual, polite inquiry. Her
own complete composure was what
most CALLED. him.
ITO Be Continued.)
The Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 191?-19??, 1919-08-23

When Lucy came home the autumn
was far enough advanced to smell of
burning leaves, and for the annual
editorials, in the papers, on the purple
haze, the golden branches, the ruddy
fruit, and the pleasure of long tramps
in the brown forest. George had not
heard Of her arrival, and he met her,
on the afternoon following that event,
at the Sharons', where he had gone in
the secret hope that he might hear
something about her. jamie Sharon
had just begun to tell him that she
heard Lucy was expected home soon,
after having "a perfectly gorgeous
time"-informatiOn which George re-
ceived with no responsive enthusiasm
when Lucy came demurely in, a
proper little autumn CURE in green
and brown.
Her cheeks were flushed and her
dark eyes were bright indeed; evil
dences, as George supposed, of the
excitement incidental to the perfectly
gorgeous time just concluded; though
jamie and Mary Sharon both thought
they were the effect Of Lucy's having
seen Georges runabout in front of the
house as she came in. George took on
color, himself, as he rose and nodded
The Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 191?-19??, 1919-08-23

CHAPTER. Iv.-Eugene was an old ad-
nirer. Of Isabel's and they had been en-
cause Of some youthful indiscretion and
married Wilbur Minafer.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-11-13

us TO get letters or come by expert
snce and we invite all who have been
saved and who are in accord with Us to
find here q church home and an OPP
portunity for. great service. Evan
gelist Mills announces - his subjects
for Sunday the following: Morning:
-Four Things to Do" Evening: "a
Hard Row Of Stumps." Let all join in
making Sunday the greatest day Of
the revival and in our church history.
The Baptist church will have an all
day service on Sunday and invite all
to join with them. In ADDITION TO the
regular program, there will be lunch
ct 1890. AZ 2 o'clock there will be
meeting withschildrsn and young con-
verts to consider 1.-THE Living Of =
Christian Life" At 2:30 p. m. there
viii be fellowship meeting at which
time Mr.. MilIs win bring . message.
Come and spend the day with US.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-11-13
HIGH SCHOOL

Avery interesting basket ball game
took placs.s Nov. Q. The score Vas II
follows: Seniors 80 VI. Freshies 4;
Juniors 46, Va. Sophies 8; Seniors Is
W Juniors 8.
High school was pleasantly enter
tanned by the eighth grade pupils who
sang In assembly Monday morning.
A group Of Freshmen took Mr..
Brown by surprise Monday night, that
being the victims birthday. He was
presented with . large birthday eaks
which was beautifully decorated. The
evening was spent in games and songs
Altar some delicious refreshments the
guests departed ct IN early hour,
The High school regrets 70 lose one
Of it, Freedmen giris. Helen Knox.
who il leaving for California next
Saturday.
A. there was no school Tuesday, on
account Of national holiday, . group
Of High School pupils celebrated BY
going on > picnic TO Pickett corral.
The Frsshmen are planning . party
for Fridsy night in honor Of the
Juniors. There il to be . program
and games, after which refreshments
viii be served. All are looking for
ward to = very good time.
A number Of High school pupils arc
out Of school on account Of mumps,
and scarlet fever but 1t is hoped that
they Will zoon he able to return.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-11-13

We are now on the closing week OF
our revival mcctingn- To date about
30 persons have accepted Christ and
every day Is witnessing new additions.
A number were baptized on Wednes-
day evening. Sunday will close Rev.
+. l.. Mills engagement with US and
= freewill offering will be given him
on that day. Now, during the few re-
naming days Of the meetings we urge
all Of our people and friends to con-
tinue to rally for all the services. God
Is richly blessing us, and we invite all
the people Of Emmett and vicinity to
come and share In the good things God
II giving Our church doors are open
to the reception Of new members. We
urge all Baptists not identified with
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-11-13
THE FARMER ORGANIZES.

II pays to advertise.
But to advertise. it is necessary to
organize.
And in order TO organize two
things are necessary, namely, COM
mon interest and mover.
Labor realized this several decades
ago. Commerce got the idea before
the dawn Of the present century. And
the farmer realized it long while
ago. but the farmer alone is unrepre-
scented in national movements today.
The answer is obvious. Great as
the need was felt nobody moved it.
Now the time has come when the
place il to be filled. Possibly no Sam
uel Gompers Of tn, farm will arise,
but the movers have arrived. and the
organization IL almost assured. Rep
resentatives from more than 4 score
Of stntes are to meet in Chicago next
month to perfect q national body Of
farm bureaus.
Such . body, led Alright. viii give
the farmer = voice in making the
economic and social history Of the
land.
Backed by such m organisation he
can prove his assertions with scien-
tifc facts, just rs labor has been
proving its statements and getting
its wrongs righted these many years.
The farmer believes he does not
get as much for his product ~ he
rightfully deserves to get. This ma
tional organization will find out the
facts in the case, probably tabulate
them and present them rs proof Of
the farmers claims. 1t viii lend
weight to his demands.
This is only an example Of the pos
abilities Of such national organixa-
ton. Az an educational factor its