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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09
Homes Help Community.

A wealthy Englishman once said
that a good home was an Institution
for civilizing a community. and In
stead Of surrounding his own home by
a high hedge, like many in the vlcin-
ity, he built about it an open fence.
so that whoever pissed, rich or poor.
might enjoy the beauty Of house and
lawn and garden. It is good thing
for the girls of today who are to be
the home makers Of tomorrow. to
grow up with the idea that the home
owes something to the community.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add l OF. Bay
Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound,
and a OF. of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up or You can mix it at home at
very little cost. Full directions for MAX
ing and use come in each box of Barbo
Compound. 1t will gradually darken
strcaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft
and glossy. 1t will not color the scalp, is not
sticky or greasy, and does not rub off.Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09
Metric Denominations.

The metric denominations and val
ues for measures of capacity are as
follows: Kiloliter or stere, 1000 liters,
equals one cubic meter; hectoliter, 100
liters, equals one-tenth of q cubic me-
ter; dekoliter, ten liters, equals ten
cubic decimeters; liter, equals one GU
bic decimeter; deciliter, one-tenth Of a
liter, equals one-tenth of cubic deci-
meter; centliter. one one-hundredth
Of liter, equals ten cubic centime-
tiers; milliliter. one one thousandth OF
| q liter, equals one cubic centimeter.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09
& Fcc,h,ss Wow q tl,e s { J,

Marshal Foch, commander in CHIEF
of the allied armies, on July "a wroto
the following letter to the New YORK
Bible society: ITO the New York
Bible society: The Bible is certainly
the best comforter that you can give
to an American soldier about to 90
into battle to sustain his magnificent
ideal and faith"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09
GIVE CALIFORNIA SYRUP OF FIGS
" AT oNcEilF. BILIOUS OR
coNsTlPATED.

Look at the tongue, mother! IL
coated, it is sure sign that your lit
tie ones stomach, liver and bowels
needs a gentle, thorough cleansing at
once.
When peevish, cross, 1fstless, pale,
doesn't sleep, doesn't eat or act natu-
rally, or is feverish, stomach sour.
breath bad; has stomach-ache, sore
throat, diarrhea, full of cold, give a
teaspoonful of "CaliforAla Syrup Of
Figs" and in few hours all the foul,
constipated waste, undigested food
and sour bile gently moves ont Of the
little bowels without gripping, and you
have a well, playful child again.
You needn't coax sick children to
take this harmless fruit laxative :"
they love it's delicious taste, and it
always makes them feel splendid.
Ask your druggist for a bottle Of
California Syrup of Figs" which has
directions for babies, children Of all
ages and for grown-ups plainly on the
bottle. Beware of counterfeits sold
here. To be sure you get the genuine,
ask to see That it is made by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Company Refuse
any other kind with contempt. ADV.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09

Constipation. indigestion, sick-headache
and bilious conditions are overcome by a
course of Garfield Tea. Drink ON retr-
ing.-Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09
A Condition.

Are you going to keep diary this
year?'
Yes, if you don't give it away"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09

Children's handkerchiefs often look
hopeless when they come to the laun.
dry. Wash with good soap, rinse in
water blued with Red Cross Ball Blue.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09

A postal card to Garfield Tea Co.,
Brooklyn. N. T.. asking for sample
will repay you.-Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09

Every man does things on the quiet
that would make him feel quite small
If they We're found out,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09

Applied Methods.
Father-Meet me i'm the woodshed.
Johnny couldn't we hold the
session by wireless?
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09

There are more than 25,Oo0,ooo cats
in the United States.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09
The Result.

The Result.
They tell me Bangs has been eat
ing too much rich food" "Then no
wonder he has such poor health"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09

We will do no wrong If we aban-
don nd right.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09

The judge may charge the jury. but
1t is usually the defendant who Is
compelled to pay the freight.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09
WOMEN SUFFERERS NAY
NEED SWAMP ROOT

Thousands upon thousands Of women
have Kidney and bladder trouble and
never suspect it. s'
K Women's complaints often prove to b.
nothing else but Kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
II the kidneys are not in healthy
condition, they may cause the other or
gans to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache, loss Of am
bition, nervousness, are often times symp-
toms Of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment. d..
Kilmer's Swamp Root, physicians pre-
scription, obtained at any drug store, may
be just the remedy needed to overcome
such conditions.
Get a medium or large size bottle i'm
mediately from any drug store. Y.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr..
kilmer & Co, Binghamton, N. Y, for .
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09

the last great sacrifice was started by
Germany only to crafty the selfish
greed Of people who had been taught
that might is right.
realized the tragic interest of
America in these graves as I walked
over the hilltop at Gulllimont farm,
near the village Of Bony. and found
there two large cemeteries in which
American dead lie buried. realized
it anew as Gen. Henry RawlinsOn,
commanding the Fourth British army,
recounted to me the incidents Of that
battle in which American troops made
the first break in the Hindenburg line.
and when he told me of the wonderful
gallantry Of those American boys, "the
most gallant troops that ever fought
on battlefield"
Today more than 1000 Of those gal
liant American boys are buried In sol
der graves on that battlefield, and lit
places.
Severe Lesson for Germany.
German money cannot pay for those
lives, but that spirit of greed. Of wan
to1ness, Of selfish ambition, that pro-
duced the senseless, needless war in
which they died. must be crushed, and
1t can be crushed only by making the
German pay. and pay, and pay. until
he has learned that might is not right
and that war for the purposes Of con
quest and domination is not profitable
An American regiment. to which
had belonged some years ago, and in
which were enrolled many personal
friends, had fought on that field. AS
walked beside the long rows OF
wooden crosses, and knew that some
Of them marked the resting places OF
my friends, felt as any other Ameri
can would have felt under the same
conditions, that Germany must pay in
order that Germany should learn that
might is not right.
I am sure that every father, every
mother, every BROTHER, every sister
every relative and friend of those
American boys who are buried ON Eu
ropean battlefields will feel that Ger
many must pay and pay heavily fol
the desolation she has caused through
out the world.
There is on the Somme battlei1elds
not far from what once was the beau
| tiful little city Of Peronne. soldiers
cemetery in which British troops arr
buried. On each little wooden eros
had been painted the name of the sol
der buried beneath it, as well as tn
letter of his company and the humble
Of his battalion. In the onrush of tn
Huns last March this cemetery wa
taken, and the waEton cruelty Of tn
Boche Is nowise better illustrated thai
by the fact that he went through tina
/; cemetery and painted out the name
Of these British dead.
Should Pay to the Limit.
Should the Boche not pay for sue
dastardly work as that? Should b
not pay for attempting to deprive tn
J relatives and friends of those BIRTHS
soldiers of knowing their final restin
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09
Should Pay to The Limit.

Should the Boche not pay for such
dastardly work as that? Should he
not pay for attempting to deprive the
relatives and friends Of those British
soldiers of knowing their final resting
place, even though, thanks to the Brit
ish graves commission, the attempt
will not be successful? He must pay
the penalty just as any other criminal
must pay the penalty for his crimes.
The world cannot send an entire ma
ton to jail, but the world can today
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09
So Understood.

do you think Bacon wrote the
Shakespearean plays?"
II don't care whether he did or not.
It is pretty well established that
Shakespeare got the royalties. -.
Louisville Courier Journal.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09

The Difficulty.
What a rude soldier!"
Yes, he will never do for civil life
American.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-01-09
Natural Caution.

Natural Caution.
"Sir, want to talk to you about
forming vacuum company"
Anything In it," 4, 4
If you learn a woman's age she can
not hide her rage.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-10-05
Two Men and
A Cake

i'Snerty came again and so did Guyer and they were
noh perated tor stealing the cake but both brazenlv
denied having taken it. The front door bell ran ~ M
neat OF the discussion and Sticks mother TO whom all
argument was abhorrent hurried away to answer it. When
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-10-05
The kitty-By Miriam Clark Potter

In dolIy's softest bed:
Bur Kitty jumped, and ran and flew.
ana knocked the flower pofs over,
ana scratched at DicAie when he came
ana gfowled among the clover;
Ana when I Cailed. 80. kiff,. coo,e,"
She made Il face at NE.
ana o'f her dress 10 ger ii oil
And scrathed up tree.
we ser bowl Of milk below
WIN cafnip from the garden.
ana then we stood, all in a row.
Ana begged the kitty's pardon.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-10-05


and too the cake and looking through the window
she Mrs Dillon the path wildly waving her arms
and yelling at an wagon and milkcart which were
being driven away in opposite directions
When Mrs. Dillon returned to the kitchen she
suffering with rage. Il put thin ont she sald afther
teln' thin private opinion thin an few remarks
that I'm ashamed mesef fer usn' an wnt back t me
shtove whn heard noise be tn winder an tn
sight nearly left eyes whin l tn cake wuz
put the shtove and galluped tn dure, but
they quick fer me, fer they sttn in their
wagons if they hadn't stole it tall, tall"
Slick came home, and when he heard the turn
things had taken he showed surprise He examined the
floor the window the table and the ground outside and
what he caused him to utter exclamation of
prise He went into the house and found his mother.
what is it, son?' she asked
Slick looked at her moment if he had something
t. tell her that would her unhappiness then said
"N1other, know who stole the cakes"
(7o be concluded IN neD Sundays Trbune.)
Special Notice
Readers of the Chidrens Tribune 6fteen years old
and younger invited to send in solution to the
myst .ry story The be mailed or before
Saturday, October II, and special prize will be given
for the best suggestion George Mitchers will
be printed in Sundays Tribune October ~
solution of the mystery Let all the young Sherlock
Hoimeses step Up front. Write to
THE MYSTERY MAN
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-10-05
JUST FOR FUN

returned to the Kitchen The cake had been standing on
q little table under the window
Look at The state of my Kitchen" said Sticks mother
and suddenly missed the cake
Laws" said Mrs. Dillon, 'the thievin rascals Don't
they rob we enough wild their watery milk and their hoer
ice?"
There wasn't time to make another cake and Mrs
DILLON went away expressing her regret that Slick and
his father would have to go without Never moind I'll
make another wan tmorrer" said she.
Sticks father was angry and was Slick but ne saw
possible in the robbery I get the one that stole
it," he said.
mat night and all next morning rained and though
Slck would have liked to stay school to work out
the case he couldn't afford to lose the time from his
studies He did get chance however, to question Mrs
Dillon when she in the morning to iron but she
gave him workable clue
Il always put the cake on the table be the vjnder
SAID she, but sure couldn't tell noin about footsteps
on the floor fer they all the room" Slick went
reluctantly to school and another was baked hv Mrs
Dillon and put the table,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18
Splendid Fossil Collection.

Smithsonian institution has been
enriched by q ton and half OF speci-
mems taken during the last summer
from the Burgess Pass fossil quarry In
British Columbia, which was discov-
cred less than ten years ago. The
work was done mainly by Secretary
W0lcott Of the institution. and his wife.
In two months a section Of the quarry
$50 feet square was taken out. practi.
cally exhausting the site which has
yielded some Of the finest specimens
of middle Cambrian fossils yet dis
covered and the finest invertebrate fos-
sils vet found In any formation. Large
blocks Of hard shale were first blasted
loose. than carefully split with chisel
md hammer to expose hny fossil re-
mains between the lnminae. The shale
has preserved for some twenty million
years animals that were as soft and
nonresistant as jellyfish. worms, crabs,
etc, Notwithstanding nll the vicissi'
tudes these rocks have since under
gene from the time they were simply
hardened mud. They have been sub
1ected to much pressure and profound
chemical change, but the fossils re-
main perfect.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18
MADE FRIENDS FOR COLONIES
Benjamin FrankIln's Successful Di.
plonoacy In France Meant Much
to Young Country.

The first diplomat 10 represent the
United States at foreign court was
Benjamin Franklin, who acted In Paris
hs official "agent" OF the infant re.
public In France. The crossing Of the At.
lantic In the sloop Reprisal had oc-
cupied over a month, and Doctor
Franklin had had many thrilling es-
capes from pursuing British vessels.
Franklin was given cordial recep.
tlon In France, although his refusal to
wear sword or wig when present
ed at court shocked the fashionabIes
The greatest writer's and philosophers
Of that golden age in France delight
ed to honor Doctor Franklin, and even
the venerable Voltaire paid tribute to
the genius of the American. Frank
lin remained in France nine years.
At first he was merely the agent OF
"the American rebels" and had 70
official diplomatic standing. but even
In this capacity he had sufficient infiu-
ence TO bring about the treaty OF ALI
ance between France and the Colo
MES, which hAd no profound moral
effect on the Revolutionary struggle.
He raised a large amount OF money
In France. and after the signing of
the treaty became the first American
minister to that country.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18
PERSONAL MENTION

John Slade, who has been spend
ing the past several months IN reg
as and California points, has return
ed to this city to reside.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cyril Benson, who
have been residing in Portland, have
returned to klamath Falls to live.
They say this country appeals to
them. Mrs. Benson was formerly
Miss Marjory Lambert.
Mr.. and Mrs. Glenn Beals and
childrtn are leaving for Roseville
where they will pass the holidays
with Mrs. Beal's arents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Clements.
Mrs. James Pelton, OF Fort Klam-
ath, is visitor here.
Mrs. }. r. Ward of Malin is leav-
ing for Los Angeles, where she plans
to pass the winter.
Mrs. c. p. Chastain is a visitor
here from Bray, California. Mr..
Chastain is connected with the Bray
Box Factory Company.
Miss Pearl Glass, formerly of
Great Falls, Montana, is newcomer
in klamath Falls, where she expects
&c make her home.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. L. Beatty, who
have been spending the past several
months with their daughter, Miss
Frances Beatty, will leave in the
morning for their home in Cottage
Grove. Mr.. and Mrs. Beatty are quite
impressed with klamath Falls and
may return in the spring to make
their home permanently.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18
At a Disadvantage.

There had been unpleasant words
before between the dramatist and q
habit Of adding impromptu jokes to
his part. There's no need for you
to gag" said the dramatist angrily,
after the comedian had done 1t again
"Your part rs written is quite funny
enough. All you've got to do is to say
the words and wait for the audience
to laugh" The comedian did not look
convinced. That's AN right for you."
he grumbled. "You live in town and
can afford the time. But don't forget
have to catch the midnight train
to my place In the suburbs. and can't
wait till the audience laughsw
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18

Cornelius Vanderbilt Jr. reporter
on New York paper at salary OF
$40 per week. is going to be mar
r!ed. He'll be lucky II he has only
to give his wife his pay envelope
One OF the blessings OF being poor
Is to know that every time fellow
rails on you he's not going to ask
YOU FOR money.
Success always obliterutcs our
miafortunes.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18
GIFTS YER GOAT.

II gifts yer goat"
Sez Uncle Moe,
"To hev a pipe
Caked up jes 30.
An leave II layin'
Juicy sweet"
On tn table
Jes ez neat
Ez any woman
I'd wanter see,
Thinkin' thet
She'd let IL be,
An then cum home
At six O'Clock,
Not prepared
Fer any shock,
An find yer wife ~
tGod bless 'er soul)
Hez scraped tn cake
Out O. tn bowl.
Needed cleanin'
.Smelled like--"welI
Ef y got a pipe
Y know it's -? :? 7?
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18
PIT ASSN TO MEET.

The Parent-Teachers' association
will hold meeting tomorrow after
noon at O'Clock at the county high
school. A large attendance is urged.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18
PICKED OVER?

shouId say NOT"
Our Warehouse filled with reserve
| ok enables us to give you better
pice for Christmas Musical Gifts.
ri shepherd, 507 Main st. 17-2t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18

The father of twenty-five children
in New Hampshire is seeking a di-
vorce and we suppose that he wants
them to pay him alimony.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18

The Herald would bring good
cheer from Klamath County; not
only during the Christmas season,
but during every day in the year.
Shop Early.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18

Well, the magazine tie-up has CIV
en- the scantily-clad cover ladies' a
chance to get warm.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18

Gloves are no longer found in
picked things that are not confined
in fruit jars.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18
SUIT DISMISSED.

The suit of George Hartley against
Harvey Scott has been dismissed by
the circuit court.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18

There's ope nice thing about
matches-in-the-box they never
strike.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-12-18

And speaking OF them let us add
bat they are perfectly fireproof.
New-York tribune., 1919-07-22
Reds Held for Deportation
Attempt to Hold Meetings
of Immigrants and Make
Speeches on Bolshevism
All Are Now Segregated
Kept Under Guard at All
Times, Even at Meals,
Says Official Statement
Efforts by alien anarchists. 7. ". W

Efforts by alien anarchists. I. W ".
and Bolsheviki awaiting deportation at
Ellis Island to spread red propaganda
among immigrants at the stataion were
set at naught by Commissioner Of I'm
migration Frederic c. Howe and his as
sistan,s, il was said at Ellis Island yes
terday. Assistant Commissioner B. Fl.
Uhl denied, however, publisher reports
that plot was found TO smuggle
seditious literature into the country.
The alien reds, II was discovered.
made several efforts to address mass
meetingh Of INN grants, but were
segregated and are being kept under
close guard. Mr. Uhl said
Allen deportees who were placed
with other INN grants because of lack
sof room at the island" said he, made
attempts 10 hold meetings at which
they sought to preach their doctrines
They Were Immediately segregated and
their actions are being watched. Their
mail is censored and they are not per
mitted TO remain alone, even at meal
hours All their papers were examined
and no seditious literature has been
discovered among them"
Mr.. Uhl deprecated the reports that
seditious literature is being smuggled
into the country. The government Of
fcials, he said, are keeping too close q
watch upon the situation to permit
anything of the kind to happen
New-York tribune., 1919-07-22
Radicals ASK 100000
To Defend Their Ideas
Fund Is Planned to Fight the
Lusk Committee and Other
Bodies Probing BoIsherisn,

a campaign to raise $780, 900 for the
dissemination of propaganda in defence
of Socialist institutions was launched
Yesterday at the Peoples House, East
Fifteenth Street. Radicals contemplate
using most of this fund to combat the
Lusk committee and other official
bodies engaged in attempting to pre-
vent the spread of Bolshevism It was
announced that committee is prepar-
ing 20 print and distribute at least
50.0O0,000 pamphlets explaining the
radicals case.
Thousands of letters were sent out
20 radicals and labor organizations yes
terday, asking for aid. These com
munications brand the recent raid on
the Rand School as "Cossack inva-
sion" and assert that it is necessary TO
raise 100000 for the defence of the
fundamental rights of freedom" and
for the defence Of the thousands who
now languish in jail because they dared
10 think"
Six open air meetings were held by
the Socialists last night in Manhattan
TO protest against the actions of the
Lusk committee and agai1st the keep
ing Of American troops IN Russi ia.
These meetings were held al Seventh
Avenue and 125th Street, Fifth Avenue
and 10th Street, Avenue c and Sixth
Street and at Rutgers Square. Speak
ers protested against the refusal of the
Allies to allow food TO 20 into Austria
The Lusk committee VIII not hold an
other meeting until Thursday, when
labor leaders viii testify regarding the
activities OF Bolsheviki agitators in
Their organizations Operatives of the
committee are Investigating long list
OF names supplied by James ?. Holland,
president Of the New York State FEEDER
alton Of Labor.
Senator Lusk and Attorney General
Newton were out Of town yesterday
Nj Newton was al Albany. where he
consulted with Governor Smith in re-
gard to calling an extra session Of the
legislature 20 enact legislation 70 curb
tne activities o. the foreign language
press. Tae evidence before the com
mittee has indicated that the alien
newspapers and magazines are beng
used almost entirely to spread Bolshe-
val propaganda.
New-York tribune., 1919-07-22
Dozen Women Held
Arrested in Raid by Military
Police

M1NEOLA, L. l., July PA dozen
women taken in various raids made bv
county detectives and military police
yesterday were held under bail to-day
to answer charges of disorderly CON
duct A woman known as Grace Dur
kin was arrested after her home had
been surrounded by the military police
under Captain Buisch. Several soldiers
we're found there
Wright's Hotel, at Belmont Park.
also was visited. John Boston and
eight women were arrested. A man
found there was a deputy sheriff Ho
was dismissed by Sheriff Seaman to-
day. The sheriff declined to give his
name.