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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-10-31
Animate and Toes

No living representative Of the an
imal kingdom has more than five toes
digIts or claws to each foot hand OF
limb. The horse is the type OF the
one-toed creation, the camel OF the two
toed, the rhinoceros Of the three-toed
and the hippopotamus Of the four-toed
and the elephant and hundreds OF 9th
er animals of the hve-toed.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-10-31

a6aAy piles In use n Amsterdsml are
100 or 80 years old. That part which
Il not In che Ground n salt water II
bored often by the pile worm near the
surface. but Il 10 preserved BY DRIVING
In nail with very large heads - give
tho pile an iron coatins. THIS coating
than u transformed BY the water into
q layer Of rust. which protects the
wood from the pile.w'orn. This pro-
cess must be repeated every IL years.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-10-31
q INDIGESTION q
"Pape's Diapepsn' relieves Sour, Classy, Acid
Stomachs at once-no waitingl Read

Of Pape's Diapepsin as an antacid.
They know that most indigestion and
disordered stomach Is from acidity.
The relief comes quickly, no disap-
pointmenti~ Pape's Diapepsin tastes
like candy and box OF this world
famous indigestion relief costs so
little at drug stores. Papes Diapepsin
helps regulate your stomach so you
can eat favorite foods without fear.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-10-31

Your upset stomach win feel fine!
No waiting. When your meals don't
fit and you feel uncomfortable, when
you belch gases, acids or raise sour
undigested food. When you feel Jumps
OF indigestion pain. heartburn or head
ache from acidity, just cat tablet of
harmless and reliable Pape's Diapepsin
and the stomach distress is gone.
Millions Of people know the magic
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-10-31

Members of the city council, as well
az the mayor, expressed themselves as
desiring what was best for the city
and careful compilation Of figures has
been made to arrive at definite cost
Of production Of electricity by the city
as compared with the price offered by
the utilities company. 1t appeared
likely that no action would be taken
on the bids until the middle Of next
week. =
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-10-31
HOUSES At AUCTION

sold ~ front Ooer Of ,Cour< Houoe,
Marshalltewn, le~a, Saturday. Nov.
.. f'3o ?. MN. A. Evans Estate.
will sell three houses and lots
owned by the n. A. Evans estate to
the highest bidder IN order to settle
estate. These properties are located
at SIAN North Third street, zoos West
State street. North Fifth avenue. all
in MarshaIltown. Iowa. All are mod
ern and in good condition and would
make any one good home for q small
investment. Possession can be given
In thirty days; all Of the above prop
critics are located in good neighbour
hoods and close to school and street
car.
By calling on or writing to the adj
ninistratrtx you can obtain any fur
Their information desired. Terms, $500
cash on day Of sale and balance when
merchantable abstract Is furnished.
Ida NJ. Evans, ADMINISTRATIVE. A. p.
Mason & Sons. auctioneers./
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-10-31

Park PrssbytsriaA chussA. pes Noinsc;
Rev, H W. Johnston. Of the Arnes Coi-
legtate eAurcA ana Rev. J. p. Linn.
former pAssor. wsrs present and assist
Cd In tho ssrvioss. The music was fur-
nishcd by q quartet.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-10-31

Tempering the wind to tho shorn
wolf IL not scriptural, not even pro-
verbal doctrine. Let any reader
make the application Tor himself
Brooklyn Eagle.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-06-01

Gen. Davis S. Gordon who celebrated his eghty-sevent
birthday Friday, May 20. Gen. Gordon member of
the old Frontier Guard which organized of
the of and sedtion in 1861 and which held
military the knights of Golden Fleece
in England Gen. Gordon born in Franklin county, Pa
He fought in many battles of civil war;
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
ON THE SQUARE.

Speaking Of the waists that are
cut low in front, a Kansas exchange
says some of the wearers show
through who are not much of show.
Man wants but little here below,
And isn't long On deck; sf-s. -
Just when he thinks he stands show
He "gets it in the neck.'
Affinities and soulmates are real
cute things, but they seldom know
enough to make pan of biscuits that
would not kill government mule
with dyspepsia.
A subscriber wants to know what
''mousse of chicken a la virguenns'
is. 1t is one of those confounded
schemes for delay in getting the
chicken on the table.
A poor woman, not straight front
in an old-fashioned dress, unhobbled
and unslit, who enters fashionable
city church, gets stare icy enough
TO start goose pimples.
A European anthropologist says ma
ture intended woman to be superior
to man in some respects. We do not
know an anthropologist from an au.
fora borealis, but he's right, anyway,
The man who lays down his life in,
North Pole blizzard is one kind of
a hero, and the fellow who stays at
home and saws up a good-sized pile
of wood for his wife and family is
another.
There is such thing as thinking
you know it all, and there few thim-
| ble-riggers, pyrotechnic summersault-
ers and mental hermaphrodites in
congress who seem to belong in that
class.
| Having knocked hell out of the BIZ
bic and discredited Jonah's fishing
stunts, an eastern exchange fears ex-
perts on ancient thinkology will next
declare that the husks upon which
the prodigal son fed were hot ta-
males.
| An exchange wants some man to
come forward and make a breakfast
food out of wild oats. All. whatye-
givinus? The fellow that has been
sowing wild oats don't want any
breakfast. He wants more oats, with
q cherry in it.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
mt, Mrs. W. o. Newly, of Lytton.

aunt, Mrs. W. o. Newby, of Lytton,
Iowa.
Paul Burcham took in the circus in
Omaha Friday.
Mrs. Margaret Taylor visited her
daughter, Mrs. Philond Watts, in
Omaha. yesterday.
D. M. Remington went to Onawo
Thursday, on business.
Clark Ruffcom was in Mo. Valley
several days this week, taking his
son, Herbert. to the doctors fos treat
ments.
Miss Vera Crabb leaves Sunday ~.
ening for Davenport, Ia, to realue
her teaching, after suenulng che 81, :
mer vacation with her parents, Mr.
and Mrs. Arthur Crabb.
The gasoline and oil storage was
relieved this week. Standard Oil
agent Jay Crowther reports car of
each on hand.
Lee Watts, our local garage pro-
prietor, purchased COW for family
use. Anyone looking for job milk
ing call and see Lee.
All stores closed Monday here, due
to Mo. Valley Home Coming celebra-
tion
Mr.. and Mrs. H. H. Morrow spent
Saturday in Omaha.
Mrs. Derrell Brown was an Omaha
shopper Thursday.
Mrs. George Heffley and son Will
liam spent Saturday with Mr.. and
Mrs. Harold Culivin.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Morrow motor
ed to Omaha Thursday.
Deputy Sheriff Milllman Of Logan
was in Mondanin Sunday, on legal
business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ross Coulthard spent
Sunday with the Culavin family. &
Mrs. Mary o. Gumb and daughter.
Vera, are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Gull
vim.
Mrs. Joe Kahler passed away Sat-
urday afternoon at $50 o'clock. Be-
side her husband, she leaves two sons.
Everett and Hunter, to mourn her
loss.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
LINEN SHOWER.

Miss Sarah Frances O'Conner prov
ed herself charming hostess when
she entertained housefull of guests
at linen shower, Wednesday even
ing, complimentary to her cousin,
Miss Marie Tamisiea, who will be q
September bride.
The O'Connor home was beautiful
in it's decorations Of flowers, red
hearts and cupids. After much chat
ting and visiting, the hostess inform
ed the guests that they would be ex-
pected to follow the instructions on
the cards which she would pass to
each.
Many clever stunts were witnessed
and considering their unpreparedness,
all did very we'll.
In the kitchen quiz contest, Miss
Marie, who has been giving much
time to the culinary art, won prac-
tical sauce pan as reward for having
the most correct answers. In the
midst of much hilarity the guest of
honor was hurriedly summoned to the
front door, where she found the ex-
pressman with his wagon laden with
packages tied with gay ribbons. The
cypress man, little Francis Ford,
brought the wagon into the parlor,
where the bride-to-be opened the
packages, and was delighted with the
many beautiful pieces of linen she
found.
Mrs. O'Connor, assisted by Regina
O'Connor and Loretta Tamisiea, serv-
ed delicious refreshments at the close
of the evening.
The out Of town guests were Mrs.
l.. G. Bratton and Mrs. F. w. Schwert-
ley.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
MO. VALLEY WINS TOURNA.
MENT.

Mo. Valley won the base ball tour
nament at Magnolia, Thursday, by de-
feating Morehead 6 to 2, and came
home last night with the bacon as
we'll as the money.
The morning game, between Mag
no1ia and Mo. Valley, proved to be
league ball in every particular, and
gave the big crowd many a thrill. The
game went for thirteen hot innings,
and ended with score of 3 to O.. It
was one of the best games seen in
the county this season, Mo. Valley
winning.
The afternoon game between Moor
head and the Valley, stood 6 to 2 at
the end of the ninth frame, with the
locals holding the long end Of it. This
game was well played throughout,
but it did not contain the thrills of
the morning game.
The locals are surely playing
classy ball, and unless a team is a
good one, they have no business with
our boys.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
KITCHEN SHOWER.

The home Of Mrs. William j.
Burke was thrown open last even
ing to the young friends of Miss
Marie Tamisiea, bride Of the near
future. A kitchen shower was the
inspiration for this courtesy.
During the evening the hostess
passed note paper and envelopes,
and each guest was requested to
write a train letter to be read by
the bride and groom while upon
their honeymoon.
Each one seemed to be in her
most joyous mood, and the time
passed right merrily until II o'clock,
when the guests were invited into
the dining room. Here was display
ed the artistic taste of the hostess
in table decorations of pink sweet
peas elaborately arranged in vases
of cut glass. A delicious two-course
supper was served by the hostess,
assisted by Mrs. s. C. Graham and
Miss Donahue. Here the chosen COL
ors of pink and white were carried
out in candies, cake and ices.
After supper Miss Tamisiea was
presented with two large baskets,
whose contents would have delighted
the heart of any prospective house
wife.
The guests for the evening from
out of town were, Mrs. Joe Morrow
of Mondamin, Mrs. F. w. Schwert-
ley of Modale, and the Misses Sulli-
van and Donahue of Chicago.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04

soldiers, which was prepared and
cooked at the packing house in Oma-
ha, was found to be spoiled when the
cannisters were opened late in the af-
ternoon. Some tall hustling soon had
substitute meat on hand, but it was
quite a disappointment to the women
not to be able to serve their original
menu.
Nearly every stand on the ground
had sold out their complete stock by
8 p. m.
The parade committee deserve a big
vote of thanks for the magnificent
parade they put on.
Harrison county had over 1900 men
in the service and 81 gold stars on
the service flag.
The efficiency of the police in park
ing the many cars and preventing
thefts from the same, is to be highly
commended.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
Mason & Morehouse unloaded tw

Mason & Morehouse unloaded two
Case plowing outfits today.
Miss Anna Norberg left last ev-
ening for Holstein, where she will
teach again this year. She was ac-
companied by Miss Merna Morse Of
Floyd, who has been her guest.
The McGavren Tractor Co. reports
the sale Of Twin City tractor to Fred
Ostertag.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ellie Stodgel and
daughter motored to Elkhorn, Ia,
this morning, for few days. visit
with relatives.
Chester Neufind has sold his home
at No. 534 North Third street to
Earl Doty. Goodwin and Roden han
died the transaction.
The Felix McCrickard family of
Omaha are moving into their new
home, recently purchased of d. J. Ad-
lum, at Second and Superior streets.
James Whitemore of Nicola has ar
rived from overseas. He is visiting
friends here today.
d. ]. Adlum has sold his tenant
residence property at No. 3O7 North
Second street, to Miss Ada Warns.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
MoDALE ITEMS.

Roland Drake of Burlington, In
came Tuesday morning for visit
with friends here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Lee and daughter
Frances went to Carson Saturday for
three days visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. Ellif and Jerry are
home from Miner, Ill.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar House of Ar
rowsmith, ILL.,. are visiting relatives
here. They came in time for the sol
diers' celebration in Mo. Valley, Mon
day
Mr.. and Mrs. f. Lee left for Cony,
Ohio, Tuesday evening, having been
summoned there by the illness of Mrs.
Lees mother.
Mrs. Ralph Hartsock and sons, Nor
val and Lester, spent last week with
relatives in Wall Lake.
Miss Fern Eddie of Carroll, Neb,
came Friday to teach northwest of
town.
Miss Mildred Brandriff returned
from Colorado Sunday, where she
spent the summer camping with her
aunt, Miss Alice Brandriff.
Miss Emma Motz accompanied
Mrs. Joe Boswell and son Harold to
their home in Murray, Ia, Tuesday.
Mrs. Johnson of Hastings, Neb., is
visiting her daughter, Mrs. e. w.
Wiltse.
Chancey Zahner came in from Sterl-
ing, Colo. last Friday for visit with
home folks.
Mr.. Frank Sharpnack of Omaha
spent the weekend here.
John Schwertley is home from an
extended stay in Denver.
Robert Augustine, who has spent
the summer at the w. l.. Richardson
nome, returned 10 his hsm.e in Coun-
Ill Bluffs Saturday.
Business was suspended in Modale
Monday and most Of the citizens went
to Mo. Valley to celebrate. Judging
from the crowd, every other spot in
the county did likewise.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
COL. MAT TINLEY.

In our write-up of the Victory Day
celebration, we omitted mention of
the short address given during the af-
ternoon by Col. Mat Tinley, Of Coun-
Gil Bluffs, the famous fighting Col
onel of the 168th, Rainbow Division.
How fitting that this soldier hero
delivered his address from the ring"
In five minutes heart-to-heart talk
to thousands of auditors he made an
impassionate plea in favor Of the
League of Nations.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
A. F. CLIJR

The A. F. Club met at the home Of
Edna Tamisiea on North Sixth
street. August Goth. The afternoon
was spent in visiting and playing
games. At 4:30 p. m., Mrs. s. A.
Tamisiea served lunch. Later in the
afternoon, Miss Edna entertained her
friends with music. Just before go
ing home, Miss Clara Tamisiea took
a picture of the A. F. Club girls. The
Club will meet with Marcella HiR-
gins next Friday. Those who were
present were: Beryl and Elma Brun-
dige, Opal and Irene Tamisiea, Mar
garet and Teresa Redmond, Marcella
Higgins, Ruth McGayren, and Alice
Tamisiea.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
DON'T BE A MIIMMY

Philadelphia has bunch Of num-
mics in museum quite like the Su-
tro collection in San Francisco, but
we can't see that they have a bit of
fun. It must be monotonous to lie
still for several thousand years. The
only lesson we can figure out of it is
that the dust of the Caesars, mixed
with moisture, would make as sticky
mud as any old 'dobe. This should
teach US not to swell up and get stuck
on ourselves.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
CINCINNATI ITEMS.

This township had float and a
decorated auto in the parade at Mis-
souri, Valley on Labor Day, in honor
of the returning soldiers, sailors and
nurses who had taken part in the
great war. This township, through
its organization, gave $3.50 toward
the expense of the Home Coming, in
addition to what was given by our
people in response to solicitation from
neighboring towns. Practically the
entire township attended the exer-
cises, and report it the best event ev-
er given in the county.
E. P. Mace and wife went to Oma-
ha again Tuesday morning, taking
their daughter, Helen, to Lord Lister
hospital, hoping to gain relief for her
nervous trouble.
Roy Webber, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Martin Webber, was taken to the
Nicholas Sem hospital in Omaha last
Monday, for an operation for appen-
dicitis.
Miss Rena Sproul and Miss Ruth
Sproul began teaching their first
schools Tuesday Of this week. Miss
Rena teaches about twom lies north
of Orson, and Miss Ruth four miles
east of Modale. They are teachers that
will make good. .
William Reynolds and wife removed
last Monday from the East Y Switch
and returned to their former home at
Grand Island. Neb. They expected to
stop at Omaha and visit their son
Orville, who is in a hospital there.
Mrs. Orville Scheffler of Blair,
Neb., is visiting at the home of her
parents, F. H. Hopley, while she is
undergoing an annual attack of hay
fever.
Miss Ethel Smith returned last
week from her stay at Kewanee, ILL.,,
and will spend some time with her
mother and other relatives and
friends.
Hugh r. Coulthard on his return
from Montana reports that state and
adjacent territory suffering severely
from dry weather. Much stock will be
shipped out because Of lack Of feed.
All crops suffered heavily.
j. F. Simpson returned last Friday
morning from his hurried trip into
southern MisEeREi apd his former
home in Wisconsin. ..
viii Dayhuff returned last Friday
to New York, where he will take a
position as engineer on one of the
Morgan line Of steamers in the mer-
chant marine. He has secured his
release from the navy. George T.
Wilson and Gerald Greene of this
township are still in the navy, while
Alfred Baker expects to return 10 it
later. These young men give the
township a good naval representa-
tion.
Hog cvholera; or some similar dis
ease, is attacking the hogs in this
township. w. G. Axtel in the south
ern part, has lost quite number, and
reports that vaccination has helped
his herd.
Obern E. Reynolds and family re-
moved last week from East Y Switch
to California junction.
Miss Beebee opened the fall term
Of school at Junction Tuesday, with a
good attendance.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
GOOD CORN.

D. H. Reedy brought in sample.
Of his corn, and it surely showS the
result Of careful cultivation. The
seed was planted on May IL, and the
ears brought in today are fully ma
tured and filled to the very tip. It
would indicate that the man who. has
poor corn this year can blame him
self, as this corn was raised in the
hills and, according to Mr.. Reedy,
will make 40 bushels per acre.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
CONNER-HANsEN.

chas. Conner and Beulah Hansen,
two popular young people of this
city, were married in Omaha at 1890
a. M, Friday, Rev. Savage officiat-
ing. They will make this city their
home, where both are we'll and favor
ably known and have host of friends
who wish them happiness and pros
perity.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
DO NOT MISUSE THE FLAG.

-
Display it on all nationally observ-
ed holidays.
Do not hang the flag upside down,
it is a signal Of distress.
Flags may be draped, but leave all
stars and stripes show, as they mean
something.
Do not allow anyone to curse the
flag within your hearing. 1t is a
violation of the federal law.
Do not let the flag touch the ground
if possible. There is no law against
it, but custom makes it the rule.
Keep your flag as clean as posi-
BILE. If it gets dirty, have it washed
carefully with ordinary soap and
cold water. Don't allow your flag to
become torn and ragged; that is a
disgrace.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
NOT ENOUGH GOODS FOR THE
MONEY.

American women are so pretty that,
being sort of wild Indian from the
wilds and fastness of many places,
we just can't help but look at 'em on
the streets and elsewhere, and being
of an inquiring turn of mind, noting
what they have on, and what lot of
them have not got on. We note that
about the same expanse of naked ell
bow and vaccination mark is being
exhibited this summer, and also see
by the fashion pages of the Sunday
newspapers that the pannier is apt
to come to life again. The pannier,
as we remember it looked like a bale
of hay on each side, covered with
cloth. Let the dead past bury it's
dead. and along with the tilter hoccs
and the hustle the pannier should
stay dead.
We are not going to find fault
with the ladies about their clothes,
for we love every one of them, no
matter what kind of clothes they have
on, from the full opera undress to a
Ute blanket, from bloomers to fig
leaf, but it does seem as though the
big department stores are flimflam-
ming our beautiful women unmerci-
fully, in that they do not give them
half enough dry goods for the money.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
MEGAPHONE EAZOO.

Some debts of gratitude are hard
to collect.
1t is not safe to depend altogether
upon your suspenders.
When Paul is paid he don't care if
Peter is robbed.
There is not so much "joy" in the
joyriding now.
Some Socialists are strong argu-
ment against Socialism.
If you "bite off more than you can
chew" just swallow it.
The steady drinker can now be a
little steadier otherwise.
All engines have sandbox, and all
men should have.
Buying an auto on the installment
plan is some life job, also.
There never was mobile red man"
or clean one, either.
If killed by an auto you're as dead
as if killed by cannon.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04

Mrs. L. M. Walker departed this
morning for visit with friends at
Deadwood and Rapid City, S. D.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Rainbow of
Omaha were the Sunday guests of the
II. j. Rainbow home.
School started today and the kids
are happy (?)
Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Foote and son,
Virgil, returned Sunday evening from
a two weeks auto trip to Waterloo
and Cedar Falls, la. While away.
MT Foote motored to Minneapolis,
Minn., TO ra short trip. Mr.. and Mrs.
Fred Christensen and family of Wa
terloo returned with them for a
weeks visit here.
F. H. Potter and sister, Mrs. E. A.
Brandow, of Chicago, motored to De
Smet, S. D., last week, making the
trip Of nearly 800 miues in one day.
They returned here Sunday.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
w. H. MATHEWS INJURED.

W. H. Mathews, proprietor Of the
Sunnyside Dairy, was severely injur-
ed on Saturday night, by being tram
pied by his herd bull.
The animal knocked him down and
then trampled him, breaking several
ribs.
When DR.. ]. L. Tamisiea arrived,
Mathews was unconscious. The latter
is slowly recovering and will be able
to get aFound in few days.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-09-04
CARPENTER.FRYE.

A. S. Carpenter and Ruth Frye of
Mo. Valley, Ia, were married in Car
roll, Ia, at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Robert Cassiday, on Thursday, Au-
gust %, 1919. After the first of Sep
tember they will make their home in
Carroll, La. Their many friends ex-
tend congratulations.