South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-20
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the republican ticket.
And when you hear a man bawl-
ing just a little louder than any
body else about the loss OF his lib .
erty. you can bet hts cellar contains .
enough Of il 20 last him tie balance I
Of his days.
Stanley Mcintosh stepped out OF .
the airplane Saturday afternoon at /
a height OF % feet from the ground. /
remarking 10 these stand around /
Boys she's a big one"
why doesn't Carl wnke stay in
Jail. He's been arrested for wife
desertion at least a dozen times. al
though ne claims he was never mar
ried. We're beginning TO doubt his
word.
II would have helped a little bit
II he had been named Pat"
But "Eamon de Valera"
st. Patrick! Think OF that
the legislature next time. can YOU
give me any facts on Wall St or
John y. Rockefeller ?" You don't
need facts. Say something about the
rich. wear your old clothes and
sneer at people who have bath tubs
and running water in their homes.
A Georgia colored Baptist min
lister declares that the fruit with
which the serpent tempted Eve was
a watermelon. II that be true. then
there was no other way out OF the
dilemma Humanity will fall for
watermelon even 70 this day.
Archie Roosevelt is the proud
father OF a new baby. Pity the col
onel is not alive 10 rejoice in this
addition 10 the Roosevelt roster
This happy event has also made Nick
LongwOrth an uncle again.
An Asheville real estate agent ad-
vertises: If you want to sell your
farm, place it in our hands and kiss
IL good bye" The sun has long
since set on that day when one could
say Tar Heel was slow.
There is much talk in the air OF
a new party. There is no need OF a
new party. What we need is 2,0OO,-
600 more democrats in the east and
middle west and 100000 more
postofflces.
The men who are instrumental in
prolonging the terrible estrange- !
ment existing between the pantry
and the human appetite are going
TO learn things some of these days. !
Another reason why so many men
enroll under the banner of reform
is. they regard il as the nearest
thing 10 torture they can infict upon
their enemies.
Won Hindenburg. too. would be
goat for the former kaiser. The
field marshal would be more suit
able as goat for a book beer sign.
II is said Ireland may seen be pro-
claimed a dominion and that Lord
Shaughnessy. a native Of Milwaukee,
may be made governor general
Whether it be Lord Shaughnessy Of
Milwaukee. or Prest de Valera OF
New York. we are satisfied the
United states will control the sit
uation.
For some girls the present styles
are boast. for others a confession.
II is quite possible 10 be cheerful
though dry.
II is getting so that an American
citizen can't discuss any European
nation without runling the feathers
Of those OF its hyphenates in the
United States who By this time have
appeased their hunger sufficiently
TO speak above a whisper.
Sen. Jim Reed seems to dislike
the president almost as much as
Jeremiah OLeary does.
Even the angels didn't know what
use there would ever be for q hell
when il was first made. but even the
little cherubs understand il now.
The purchasing power OF money
is becoming so weak that even tight
wads occasionally drop nickel in
the collection plate without groan-
ing SO that the second row OF the
choir can hear them
II is not difficult for most people
10 be square but it's a job for al
most any OF Us 10 be sensible.
Atty. Stevenson OF counsel OF de-
PENDANT in the Ford Tribune million
dollar libel suit at Mt. Clemens. is
known among his sChoolmates and
the country side as Big Mouth"
stevenson.
We guess Big Mouth proved the
accuracy OF his registry when he at