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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
Two TOWNS WILL!
Be GIVEN Up BY
MEXICAN TROOPS
LAY noanIae JouanAl SPECIAL LEASED wlnEl


FL Paso, Texas, May 2S.-Tralns
were despatched from JuareZ last
night over the Mexican Northwestern
and Central railways to bring into
Juarez the garrisons of Villa Anu
mazda and Casas Grandes, Chihuahua,
consisting of about 500 men.
This action is taken in view of Fran
cisco Villas threat TO cut the line OF
railway between Juarez and Chihua-
hua City before the end of this week.
Villa is reported to be in the neigh
borhood of Parral, with u constantly
growing force. now estimated to be
5000 men, well armed and equipped.
His officers are moving freely about
in the vicinity of Chihuahua City,
where an attack is so confidently eX-
pected that the governor of the state
has issued an order for all the resi-
dents of the city to store all water
possible in their homes.
Villa is known to have captured
1000 rifles and a large quantity of
ammunition at Parral on May s, and
to have taken 10000 rounds of rifle
ammunition at Villa Allende in the
same district.
Train service between Chihuahua
City and Juarez, except for militry
service, has been suspended, and the
wires were closed to commercial mes
sagcs this morning.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
SCHOOL STRIKES.

A typical manifestation of the spirit
! of the times has occurred in many
places during the school year. where
students have Struck" to gain some
point in management. If pupils asked
to have a certain teacher or professor
dismissed or reinstated. they went on
strike and quit school.
In some cases no apparent harm
may have been done by the outbursts
Possibly some unwise act of a school
board or college trustees may have
been corrected. But as a rule such
outbreaks break down the discipline
of school and ruin its educational
efficiency.
For instance. suppose a teacher un-
dertakes to correct pupil for clear
infraction OF rule. The child is
wrong, and if the school is to have
any discipline, that child must con-
form to authority and obey the rules
But it is very hard for the children
to catch that point of view. They
naturally sympathize with the offend
er. 1t would be thoroughly in accord
with the spirit of soviets. if an entire
school should threaten a strike in case
an offending child was punished. 1t
may yet be a common sight to see all
of a school walk out and so home
whenever they are dissatisfied with
something a teacher does.
No one can conduct good working
school unless il is clearly demon
stratcd that the teacher is the master
and is to be obeyed. Parents who are
dissatisfied with some particular
teacher or policy should counsel chill
dren to obey all rules strictly. Then
| they should bring their grievances in
a legal way before the constituted au-
thorities. If teachers are TO be intim-
| idated by the fear of strikes they will
! lose the independence that is essential
to the faithful performance of their
| duties
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
BY HELEN ROWLAND.

his choice-unto Menus or Terpsl-
chore or Venus or Bacchus or Hymen
unto whatsoever his spirit craveth,
and his affections hold dearest Unto
the damsel or the pastime or the di-
version in which he most delighteth!
Go to- Upon six evenings of the
week man may bow down to duty
and to social obligations but upon
| Saturday Evenings he casteth aside all
shackles-and is NATURAL!
Upon six evenings of the week he
doeth meekly all those things which
are required of him-but upon Satur-
| day Evening he doeth that which he
| WlSHETI1 to do, whether it be sitting
ABOUT the house and quarreling with
his mother-in-law. or sitting in the
bald headed row; whether it be taking
his stenographer to dinner or playing
pinochle with the janitor; whether 1t
be JOY riding or flirting or reading the
Greek philosophers or counting his
money or committing suicide!
For upon that evening he consid-
ereth himself FREE!
And as dray-horse, let out of har-
! ness, he dasheth for the stable or the
pasture or the oats or the hay or the
open road-according to his instincts
and his inclinations.
And even wife may know her
Beloved by that sign; for not EVERY
man who marryeth for a home, spend
eth the rest of his life in trying to get
away from il,
Therefore, my Daughter. " then
wilt tell me how thy Beloved spendcth
his Saturday Evenings, l will tell thee
what he is,
Verify, verify, the safest way to
Judge any mans character is not by
his choice between golf and church on
sunday morning, but by his choice of
pastime on SATURDAY EVENING!
FOR 10, that is Fathers Day! Selah.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
EVEN THE JUDGE SMILED.
Columbus (O) Dispatch

Counsel and witness were getting
on capitaly, for they were both on the
same side. Everything was going
sWlmmingly, and the case seemed al
ready won.
Now, will you tell me once more"
said the counsel suavely, "the exact
words used by the defendant in the
libel you complain OFF,
Certainly responded the plaintiff,
He said he defied men to find a big
ger liar and thief than / was myself"
And what did you reply?" inquired
counsel
why" answered the witness. in
nocently, Il told him | should go
straight off and see my lawyer"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
uncle Hearty greetings You been here long ago b
isn't fault You look good me- And now to work.
GIVING THE LIE COURTEOUsLY.


While there are numerous records
of tcmpestuous senatorial conflicts,
verbal and physical, the rule gener-
ally followed in debates is one of eX-
tremely careful and punctilious cour-
tesy. A senate contradiction is polite
and inOffensive. Where the man in
the street would eXclaim in some heat,
you're a liar" Senator Reed Smoot
would say, The senator is mistaken"
Senator LenroOt would remark, THE
senator is unaware of the facts" and
Senator Lewis would ipterject terselt,
Il am fully aware of the deep studi-
BUSINESS and vast learning of my emil
nent and esteemed friend, and there
fore | am Ioath to question his read
ing Of the facts bearing upon this is
sue; but nevertheless / am constrained
to decline to follow him to the fullest
extent of his Implications"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
TOday'S Anniversaries

1S23-John Phillips. first mayor IS
the city of Boston, died Born
Nov. 26. 1870.
1S6O-The Hall expedition started
from New London, Conn, in
search of Franklin.
Naturalization of a monument to
Washington and Lafayette in
Philadelphia.
lS9O--The Duke and Duchess of Con-
naught visited Toronto and
were enthusiastically received
l9OS-The International Polar con-
gress met at Brussels, II coun-
tries being represented.
l910-Glenn II. Curtiss won a $4,000
prize for an airship flight from
Albany to New York City.
19l5-Russians delivered heavy at
tacks along the lower San river
and menaced German rear.
l9l6-ltalians stopped Austrian as
saults in the Astico region.
l9l7-ltalian offensive ended with a
total of nearly $4,000 prisoners
captured.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29

Commander Alexander Ramsay, r.
n" who. recently married Princess
Patricia of Connaught. born SO years
ago today.
Rear Admiral Herbert o. Dunn. U.
s. ~, commandant of the First Naval
district at Boston. born at Westerly
K, l.. 81 years ago today
Marc klaw, of the celebrated the
atrleal firm of klaw & Erlanger, born
at Paducah, Ky, 81 years ago today
NJ Leon Bourgeois, famous French
statesman and several times premier
porn IN Paris So years ago today.
Gilbert *. Chesterton, noted English
journalist and author. born in Kensing-
ton 45 years ago today
Fred T. Dubois, former United
States senator from Idaho, born in
crawford county, H.. 6S years ago
today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
TODAY'S EVENTS
Ascension day.


Fifth anniversary of the sinking of
the Empress of Ireland.
Methodists of Canada will open their
general conference today at Montreal.
Representatives of the retail hard
ware trade in Virginia are 10 meet 1T
Richmond today to organize state
association.
An Illinois state convention fo
popular ratification of the league o
nations covenant has been called t.
meet today at Springfield,
Today is the Tooth anniversary o.
the birth of Charles Wilkins Weber
a Kentucky author and adVenturer
who met death while leading fill
clustering expedition in Nicaragua.
The most interesting event of the
year in astronomical circles will prob
ably be the total eclipse of the sun,
scheduled for today, but unfortunately
invisible in North America.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29

eth his letters for the hidden meaning
thereof she magnifyeth his every lit
tie act of chivalry.
She plucketh the leaves from a
daisy, saying: He loveth me-~he
Ioveth me not.' She is so subtle!
But why shall wise damsel con-
suit the seers and the stars and the
tea leaves, in order to he sure of him
she lovcth? For, verify, verify, the
only thing concerning any man which
woman NEED be assured of is that
he spendeth his Saturday Evenings in
her Company.
For wheresoever he spendcth these
there his heart Isl
Lo, the dahlsel upon whom he call
eth on Monday may be as the damsel
upon whom he calleth on Wednesday
or on Friday-a passing fancy; but his
SATURDAY Evenings are sacred,
They are dedicated unto the gods of
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29

Behold the foolish
damsel seeketh out
the fortune teller to
learn the true state
of her Beloved's af-
fections. Yea. she
studyeth the Ian
guage of the flowers
he bringeth her.
She museth long
and deeply upon his
idlest word; she OBJ
serveth the manner
of his greeting and
farewell I o + j n d
their secret signifi-
canoe. She search
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
SITS DOWN IN THE WATER.

= NVIWTIUWH W. DISUUICTT,
The giant Levathan. formerly the
Naderland, which brought the l6Gth
home, not only is the largest vessel
afloat, but also the easiest to travel
on. Because of its great size it travels
with, almost unnoticeable motion or
swell. When the Leviathan was about
to leave Brest with the Ohio soldiers.
Captain John S. Bailey went below
to hand out rations to the men. An
hour and a half later he went on
deck, intending to go ashore, but was
surprised to find that the big liner
was out of sight of France. All the
time that the vessel was speeding out
into the Atlantic he supposed she was
stu at the wharf SO TRANQUILITY was it
going through the waves and billoMs-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
THE USUAL ADVICE.


senator was talking about the
danger of disturbers.
eve lawmakers" he said, "are'of-
fered lot of advice. AS usual, the
trouble is not that we're unwilling to
accept advice. but the advice isn't
worth accepting.
Most advice reminds me of that
given by the gamblers wife. Another
lady said to her:
How much better off men would
be if they'd only accept their wives
advice
That's too true the gamblers
wife agreed. If you only knew how,
IN season and out of season, | advised
my husband never to bet on losing
horses, but the cracked Drained fool
will do it. just the same"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29

III dress or unkempt person becIouds
his claims.
Clothes not alone reflect and reveal
they MOULD individuality and per-
sonality. They're rightly esteemed the
OUTER symbol of the inner man
Able men eventually get to their goal
but carefully chosen, SCRUPULOUS-
10y KEPT EXTERNALS ALWAYS
SHORTEN THE ROUTE.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
\ REGULAR SUPER MAN.


\ farm hand who had worked ev-
cry day in the week from dawn till
late at night, finishing the chores by
lantern light, went to the farmer at
the end of the month and said: I'm
going to quit You promised me a
steady job of work.
We'll, haven't you got one?" was
the astonished reply.
No said the worker. There are
three or four hours every night I
don't haze anything to do except fool
away my time by sleeping"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29

Christopher Columbus, Italian, fig
ured out in Lisbon that he would run
over and see America. on the jour-
ney he broke or established a record
by crossing in some months. America
has just returned the call by sending
delegation TO Lisbon, who leisurely
hoped over within two days of actual
travelling time.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
TOO SLOW For HER.

pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph,
The new servant girl was told to
order the family vegetables at the
grocer's. After noting what was asked
for, the tradesman inquired:
Won't your mistress want any
horseradish today? Some just in, nice
and fresh"
Tossing her head Indignantly. Mary
Jane replied:
NO, indeed; she don't want no such
a thing. Master keeps a motorcar."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
EFFICIENCY OVERCOME.
Birmingham Age-Ht

birmingham Age-Herald.
Whats become. of your efficiency
eXpert?'
II fired him."
'Why?'
1T took him an hour to set lunch
in cafeteria
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29

Freedom of the seas does not con-
Germ Uncle Sans avaiators They have
the freedom of the air. A fussy old
ocean does not bother them
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29
One Year Ago Today in the War.

French city of Amiens bombed by
German airplanes.
Germans took scissors, with over
$4,000 prisoners.
President Wilson formally created
war industries board.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29

One pound of phospheorous will
supply heads for one million matches.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29

My Daughter, how shalt thou read
mans heart to know It's secret?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-29

Judge Not Thy Beloved by tho Way
in Which He Spendctll' His Sunday
Mornings But BY the Way i'll Which
He Spcndcth His Saturday Evenings
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1919-11-06

Red Cross work in war time or in
peace time, everyone naturally wants
to be part of it.
w. II. Shaw reports that in going
about to get some twenty-odd solicit
ors there was scarcely case where an
individual who was asked to do the
work even hesitated and before Mon
day evening more than one solicitor
reported that he had stopped work
temporarily because he had sold all his
buttons. All this suggests commun-
ity spirit of which Manchester can
well be proud.
We understand further that Man
chester's share of the $15,000,000 fund
to finish the work overseas was very
promptly taken care of by group of
the larger contributors last week.
In order that the work of the solic-
itors may be lightened we publish
their names herewith. Do not wait
for them but take your dollar to them.
Membership blanks and buttons may
also be found at Hard's Drug Store,
Young's Shoe Store and Pratt's Drug
Store. The solicitors are: Frank
Regain, Mrs. J. c. Bacon, Mrs. l.. Z.
Pierce, John Tuttle, Miss Edith Pike,
VIM. Graham, Henry Calm, Jesse
Hard, M. C. Bates, Miss Gertrude Nc
Clure, Rev. Allan Dodd, Mrs. Lottie
Cook, Howard Wilson, Mrs. Myrtle
Jenkins, Miss Mildred Taylor, Mrs.
Albert Cherbonneau, Miss Marjorie
Bourn, Miss Viola Belcher, Miss s.
Collette, Hervie Hill, Mrs. Irving
Common, and Miss Edith Bourn.
The campaign closes next Tuesday,
Armistice Day, officially, but it is ex-
pected that the Manchester member
ship will be fully enrolled before the
end of the week.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1919-11-06
How Welsh Coal Trade Began.

Less than century ago Welsh coal
was scarcely known outside OF Wales.
The natives had burned II for 500
years, but only in small way, for
they preferred the more readily pro-
durable peat In 1929 the London
smoke act was passed, and demand
for smokeless coal arose. Two deal
ers. one of whom became afterward
Sir James Duke. hearing that such a
coal was to be found in Wales, set out
to investigate In due course they
came to Merthyr, where they found
Mrs. Lucy Thomas In hut near the
mouth Of pit Of which she was the
owner. When they told her that they
wanted to buy shipload Of her coal
she was utterly incredulous. She de-
handed As a ton and money down, and
was absolutely dumfounded when both
conditions were promptly agreed to-.
The coal was conveyed by mules to
Cardiff, thence by sea to London, where
II was sold to eager purchasers at lSs.
ton. Thus began the Welsh coal
trade.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1919-11-06
AFTER HAMLET

The following old parody on Ham,
let's Soliloquy will be greatly appreci-
ated by Journal readers. For Spring
read fall" and the soliloquy will be
brought right up to date.--0. X. b.
To drown or not to drown, that is the
question
Whether tits nobler in man to suffer
The rains and showers Of outrageous
weather,
Or to take up armfuls Of umbrellas
And wear goloshes ever Ito soak
to drown
No more--and by a soak to say we
mend
The thin soles, and the damp unnatur-
al socks
That man is heir to--'tis consumma-
ton
Dcvoutly to be wished. To drench--to
soak
To soak! perchance dissolve: aye,
there's the rub;
For from this food of rain what waste
may come,
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1919-11-06

When we have shuffled off our UNI.
berell,
Must give us pause; there's the re-
spect,
That makes calamity Of SO long life;
For who would bear this pouring
drenching rain,
The weather's wrongs and the weather
mans foolishness,
The slush of muddy streets, the sky's
deceit,
The. annoyance Of rubbers, and the
This April weather of ours unworthy
L. takes,
When he himself might his prompt
exit make
T'where it never rains9 Who would
great-coat wear,
To grunt and sweat under the weary
load;
But that the dread of deluge after
sun
The undiscovered shower, from whose
fall
No traveller escapes--puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those togs
we have,
Than risk the sunshine that we know
not of?
This weather does make towards OF
us all;
And thus the native hue of our CO.'S
tunes
Is sicklied DER with solemn rubber
coats;
And our umbrellas of great girth and
moment
We uplift, these torrents to turn
awry,
But lose in every action.
in other words, we are getting
mighty tired Of all this rain.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1919-11-06
why World Language Is Needed.

With the final constitution Of the
League Of Nations the latter will at
once be asked to provide for world
wide common language BY the interna-
tionalization of French and Eng
fish. without common language no
society Of nations can exist" is the slo-
gan with which the movement. under
the leadership of Paul Miellle of the
French universities. is carrying on its
propaganda for the final solution by
the league of the question Of COM
mon world language.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1919-11-06
BONNEVILLE

Jasper Benson has gone to Bristol,
Conn.,, where he has employment.
H. o. Coleman has several men and
teams working on the road through
Grahamville.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. J. Kendall and Mrs.
Mary Kendall visited relatives in
Manchester Depot last week.
Ernest Burbee Of Windham, and
Miss Lora Burbee took an automobile
trip to Springfield, Mass, last week to
visit relatives.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1919-11-06
THE RED CROSS ROLL
CALL GOING FINE

To Judge from the early enrolment
Of renewals Of Red Gross membership
in the campaign here in Manchester
there is no doubt about the attitude Of
the people towards this wonderful or
ganization. As a matter Of fact, il
you stop and think seriously for
moment about the general scope Of the
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1919-11-06
Pompey's Pillar.

This is the name of a celebrated
column on slight elevation In the
southwest section Of ancient Alexan-
dria. II is a monolith of red granite
upon pedestal. Its total height Is 81
feet 0 inches. The inscription shows
it was erected by publius Eparch Of
Egypt in honor Of the Emperor Dlo-
cletian, A. ID. 302.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1919-11-06
HOW MEN OF PERFECT
NV I.Y INNOCENT PUR-

Hh" MEN OF PEkf Ell
nv TX INNOCENT PUR-
SUITS ARE HANDICAPPED.
Dog whippers. bulldog burn
ers, pig.breakers, beetle-cutters,
and worm-trlmmers sound like
extremely cruel individuals;
though. as q matter Of fact, they
follow perfectly innocent voca-
tiohs In metal mining and manu-
featuring. Mule-taming. Ia com
parison, would appear mild.
II puzzling. job to those ignor-
ant Of the existence Of mules
which are not quadrupeds but
an important part of the machln'
cry In the cotton and wooden In.
dustries.
A man might reasonably be
reluctant to engage In certain
trades II he paid too much at
tention TO the names Of some OF
the people in them. lie might
shun the acquaintance Of slash
ers, twisters, and even OF
slayers In the textile manufact-
ure: Of sluggers and branders
(boOt trade), Of beading men
and wipers-out tglass trade), OF
bumpers ttextile engraying),
(hat-making), punchers fcocoa),
scratchers tlamps). spitters
tneedles), tlngle-makers (nails).
and rippers (coal mning).
Similarly, II would be wrong
to refuse our confidence to graft
ers, hot-air men. and jollIers
fnone Of whom have any connec-
ton with stories OF American
crooks), or TO huekers. gassers,
nobblers. and underhand pick
lers. They all play harmless
part in the industry OF their
country; and their technical
names. when misunderstood.
give a totally false impression
Of their characters.
. -
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1919-11-06
TO RETAIN MISS HUNT
Additional Subscriptions TO Home
Demonstration Work Fund

The effort begun some days ago for
the purpose of raising sufficient funds
to care for the expenses Of the home
demonstration agent, Miss Barbara
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1919-11-06


|, HOW 1T Is POSSIBLE TO
I. no' RECORD EMOTIONS
/. or CERTAIN VEGETABLES.
/. Did you know That vegetables
I. can ~ritef An Indian scientist.
!. who has made q very close study
I OF vegetables. has invented an
(. elaborate instrument through
I; which vegetables record their
/. emotions 10 visible marks and
I dots
As. In the ordinary course OF
! events. II would take too long 10
I WHIT for the emotions To occur
! flor vegetables do not pass
/! through such rapid emotions as
!. human beings). the scientist In
!. duces the emotions, reading"
I subsequently,, the vegetables re-
! marks upon the subject.
I This scientist excites the veg
/, etable, and its excitement Is
| plainly shown by the manner in
!. which IL writes its dots. He be
I: numbs II with potassium eva.
/. hide. The pen" writes nothing.
/! He makes II drunk by admins
! tering Intoxicating yapors, and
] the dots are as struggling as q
! toper's footsteps
!! Finally. lie kills the vegetable
I by heat. The dots descend as
! the temperature rises Al l4o
!; degrees Fahrenheit the dots
|. bound suddenly upward. This
/. is the final spasm--The yege-
/: table Is dead.
/. Astonishing ms this may APP,
! pear. II is less surprising, scien-
lists say, when II Is realized what
I a fine line divides the animal and
! vegetable kingdoms.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1919-11-06

Hunt, is beginning to show results,
Additional subscriptions are as fol-
tnxxc.