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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-11-13
TOOL DESIGNERS

8 strictly frst-class men
at wages that will satisfy
good hours, good working
conditions, permanent; Ed
wards Valve and Manufact-
uring Co., East Chicago, Ind:
1l-11-3
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The Times want ads bring .
tonishing results if their Us
that money can auv arc
To be believed.
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Wanted 10 Buy.

WA%TED-AN kinds of End hand goods.
We also nave q complete line Of new
furniture PeopIe's Furniture Co. 67f
Holman 81. phone Hammond e525.
fl-1-tf
WANTED To RUY-Coal range cook
stove. Must be in good condition and
reasonable. Phone Hammond l1ef1 at
tor 6 a m. lt-l2-3t
Wa%TFp-For cash. 12-gauEe shotgun.
either Winchester or Remington re-
peater or automatic state price ana
Address e. q Nichols, Lowell.
Ind 11-iS-3t
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-11-13
REEUrLT TIRES.

summer Top 1915 model One 1-pass
6-eyi Chandler. winter and Summer. 7
Ford. light delivery truck O. X. Garage.
S22 Calumet ave. phone Hammond 36S
11-12-2t
FOR SALE-oVerland 1918 t-pass. chum-
my raa0Stert extra wheel. g tires. runs
aud looks like new Price right. Cali
14& Indiana ave. Hammond. f1-f2-St
t0H SALE OR TRADE-t9Is Ford .
pass. coupe. $3.50. 1915 Ford. 5-pass..
S2o0. 1906 ForAythe ave, phone r. Chi
cago o12AI. 1l-12-ct
FOR SALE-I915 Ford 5-pass. good
running condition $3.50 cash. Call at
sos Fred ST. Whiting. 11-13-2t
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-11-13

w WANTED - Men, good
Steady Day or Night
Work with Good Pay; Met
ais Refining Co., Osborne,
Inc.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-11-13
AUTO CUSTOMS SHOP

For your Air-1ite winter sides and beSt
auto painting. All work guaranteed
su2 T.. state St, phone Hammond 1850.
1O-t5-tf
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-11-13


NOTICE OF ADAMS FN1AtloN.
~ THE MAJ fLN of TIE ESTATE
CEASED SO. MSS.
Notice is hereby ri<eu taat the under
ssna4 has been aapaintea Executor
M sai3 rstate by tn Judge IF tbeL Lake
superior Court.
SAID E-tate II supposed ta III solvent.
ERNEST It. S~TALIE8oHN
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-11-13

WANTED-Experienced floor holders in
gray Iron foundry. Good wages
champion Potato Machinery Co. Ham
mon6. ll-1---t
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aa ing The Tr2cs2
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FOR RENT-Bcusekeeplag rooms. 2
rooms FOR bachelor. 1SB Iiummcr ave
Hammond. 1l-l1-tf
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WANTED-50 Iaborers. Good pay Y. 5
Reduction Co. IL. Chicago. 1l-13-2t
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For Rent Furnished Rooms

ron RENT Light housekeeping room
no children Centrally located l4I
Logan SIX. phone Hammond 20l3. Hast
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-11-13

kee8ing rooms. clec. aud furnace heat
furnished. 49T Sumnc ST. Hammond,
lI-lI-lt
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s A.LEs CORRESPOND

aAI,ES CORRESPOND
FNT Young
man to handle Sales Cores
pondence and assist Sales
Manager; must be able TO
compose good letter and also
know how to operate type
writer, also some knowledge
of Shorthand preferred, per
manent position open at
once, BED
CO, Telephone Hammond
% lI-1Stf
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WANTED Laborers. Keith Railway
Equipment Co. Hammond ll-l3-3t
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FOR RENT-S nicely furnished rooms
Tor light housekeeping. AS Sibley st
cor. ilut. Hammond. li-lZ-Zt
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WANTED = Clean-cut young married
man to sell speciality To retail grocery
trade. Experience not necessary Must
give Al ref. VI. ]. Hoffman, Z Mason
= ~rIsmnq0nd. I1-l2-tf
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HAMMOND FURNITURE co.
242 Z. State St, Hammond
Miscellaneous
"PAPERzANGING.

me estimate your work without
,harge. VIII show you how to save
money on winter WORK a. Ncrmctt, ++0
Michigan ave. phone Hammond 1929.
ll-S-tf
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-11-13
Wanted-Male Help.

WANTED At once. General placS-
smith. steady work. $50 per week- =,
" State. phone Hammond iH4 il-'-4-
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Observation-Disclosures. Calumet Res
tauraut. 7G7 Chicago ave. phone r..
Chicago a2IAi. ll-l2-ht
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
Victoria Cross Winner
In Sent To Prison For
Swindling Sheepraiser

NEW YORK, July John p
Kinsman. decorated with the Vic
toria Cross by King Edward VII
for heroism in the Beer war, was
sentenced to not less than one
year and three months in Sing
Sing prison for swindlinG New
port Logan. New Zealand sheep
raiser, out of $1,000. A similar
sentence was passed on Otto
Schuele. associated with Kins-
man in the sWindle and described
by his attorney as the originator
OF the sightseeing automobile
According to Kinsman's attor-
ney. his client, after the South
African war, made a fortune in
the African ivory trade. came to
the United States in 1914, married
a beautiful young woman OF the
chorus" and lost all his money in
various forms of speculation.
In company with Schuele he
persuaded Loban to wager $1,000
on a horse. a sure thing" in a
Canadian race. After Logan has
discovered that no horse races had
been run in Canada for q year he
had both men arrested.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
CONSUMES IS PINTS. OF
SUBSTITUTE" IN "a HOURS

BANGOR, Me-, July Aside from
the fact that he nearly beat his wife
to death, John Lerrio, OF this city.
succeeded in establishing a record
by consuming one OF the popular sub
stitutes for liquor in this community.
Lerrio's record is drinking fifteer
pints in twenty-four hours, according
to his own admission to the police.
He paid SIS for the fifteen pints. Ler-
rios violent thirst was aroused by q
sentence of seven months in Jail
which he has just completed for
liquor selling.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
Tide Steals Wooden Leg
Left On Beach as Owner
DiqOrts Himself in Surf

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal, July p
james Bourke, miner, from
Goodsprings, New, and his wooden
leg marched down to the beach
here for a look around.
The bathing scenes fascinated
Bourke. He hesitated about tax
ing a dip with his wooden leg,
which, among other virtues, pos
sesses the buoyancy OF a life pre-
server. So he donned a bathing
suit and parted company with his
wooden leg. After a half hours
sport ne returned to the beach to
assemble himself. His white pine
pal was gone. There was no mys-
terry about il, he says. The tide
Knocked him as it told him about
stealing his wooden leg.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
WAR TRADE BOARD GOES
TO STATE Department

The War Trade Board has been
transferred to the State Department
On and after yesterday, until such
time as the board Is considered no
longer necessary. the State Depart
ment will have full jurisdiction over
the activities OF the board. Pro-
visions for the transfer were made
in an executive order signed by the
President on May IL.
The chief work OF the board at
present is the maintenance of the
conservation list, which limits GER
tain articles in their export from this
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
PRESCRIBES PRISON
AS CURE FOR DRUGS

KNOXVILLE, Tenn, July 1.-ThIt
his client be given long term in the
penitentiary was the unusual request
made in Federal court here by J. Ar
thur Atchley. lawyer representing
Charles De Almond, who was con-
Victed on a charge of selling opium
Judge, feel that my client should
be given along Term in the peuiten-
tiary," said AFR. Atchley. He clain-s
that a sentences to Atlanta will mean
his death. but / cannot agree with
him. I feel that 1T is my solemn duty
to work for his best interest, and I
feel that one year is not a sufficient
time in which to break him from Ills
awful habit
De Almond, speaking in his own
behalf, asked that he be given a jail
sentence in preference to being sent
to the penitentiary. Judge E. T. San
ford took the case under AMUSEMENT
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
UNINJURED IN ARG0NNE,
HE IS KILLED BY TRAIN

JUNCTION CITY. Kans., July Ito
go through the Argonne fighting last
September without a scratch. only to
be killed few days later in q rail
road accident, was the fate OF three
Junction City soldiers, according to
comrades returning here.
The three, Edwin Hewitt, c. r. Smell
and l.. W. Case, started to the rear
after the. battle. They got into 4 box
car standing on the track which they
took to be a side track. 1t was a
main line, however, and train
crashed into the car, killing the
three.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
YANKS LOSE WEIGHT
BY TRAININGLACk

INDIANAPOLIS. July IA young
man, still bronZed. from his service in
the sun and wind, stepped on the
scales in front Of a store. He waited
until the pointer stopped. then said
that he mad lost nine pounds since he
got out OF the army. His companion
then tried the scales and found that
his loss was twelve pounds.
Gradually those who served IN the
army and who wrote home about how
much they had gained, are getting
back to their pre-war weights. Many
soldiers are explaining that their old
clothing was too tight when they ar
rived home, but il hts better now.
Some have lost even more than they
gained.
There is an explanation for all this
when the men went into the service
they had to form regular habits. They
were forced to get up at a certain time
every morning. TO go through certain
exercises every day. TO battle regular
II. to take long walks and go to bed
az a specified hour. n they did not
get a certain number OF hours sleep
every night ii was not because they
were out Of bed. The food served
them IN many cases was more plenti
full than they had been having at
home. II was good food, we'll pre-
pared. II had in il the making of
brain and brswr. The regular exer-
else. good dict and proper living hab-
its made the soldiers gain weight
Now he goes TO bed when he gets
ready, and eats a. much or as little a.
he desires. He takes little or no ex-
ervice and he loses weight It will
happen 10 any man. and il is happen
ing to thousands - former soldiers.
The example should stimulate even
those who never had any army train
ing to take up some systematic form
Of exercise, TO keep regular hours and
20 be more careful about their dict.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
SHAKES IN DRY COUNTRY
HAVE OFFICIALS PUZZLED

COLUMBUS. Ohio. July This
story has nothing TO do with hard
liquor or the State OF Ohio going dry.
but somebody lost a snake in the heart
of Columbus. Police saw the reptile
fall from the third story OF an apart
ment house and lie very quietly on
the sidewalk. Investigation developed
that the back of the snake had been
broken. Police think II must have
escaped from a side show. but cannot
figure out how II got up those three
flights Of stairs
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
WOMEN TO
Do WORK Of MEN

| PARIS, July ALBERT Thomas,
| Frances leading socialist politician
and former minister OF munitions, has
begun q campaign for the transfer
nation OF the 100000 women NUM-
tons workers that France Utilizel
during the war to peacetime basis
France lost 100000 men during the
war. many OF whom were her most
skilled workmen. France must md
some means OF replacing these ana.
according TO Thomas. the 100000 "mu-
nitione.tes' offer the quickest and
readiest neld for developing skilled
workwomen.
Besides these 400. 900 "munition-
cites" to say nothing OF hundreds Of
thousands OF other women left de-
pendent by the loss Of fathers,
brothers. husbands. and sweethearts
during the war. must develop some
way OF making a. living now that the
munition factories are closed.
ChIIdren Learn Quickly.
The whole question, according 10
Thomas. centers in one thing and thai
is whether women and girls can in q
short space OF time be taught an ap-
premiership in some line OF skilled
labor that will render them self-sup-
porting.
With children, years are usually re-
CURED for an apprenticeship and the
children are supposed to be quicker
to learn than people some fifteen.
twenty, or thirty years older.
Thomas. however. Is convinced that
the women can become skilled work
ers in scores OF lines OF work, and
that at q very small expense Co the
state in giving them their apprentice
ship.
Aside from citing the manner i'm
which these same "munitionettes@ he
came skilled workers in the munition
factories. Thomas has discovered y
little apprentice school at Parts which
he declares establishes his contention
beyond all doubt.
school Trains ~WOmen.
This was a. little private charity
founded early in the war at. Paris b
Monsieur Leonard Rosenthal, a we'll
known philanthropist, for the purpose
OF enabling women left destftuts by
the war to become sel1-suppoFtinz
It's central idea was to give them an
apprentices training in some line o.
skilled manual labor that would
quickly enable them to draw regu-
lar. wages. s.
Four different apprentice shops
were opened by NJ. Rosenthal one
for teaching the retoUching Of photo
graphs. one for the finishing work
on artificial limbs. one for electrical
coil winding, and one for dental
workers. IN all four OF these lines
the school has demonstrated that
within an average OF four months a.
woman can become sufficiently skilled
to begin earning $3.50 to $3.50 a day.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
szs-PoUNDER EoR NArr-

TOPEKA. Kan, July THE n2--
will get some weight il W. D. Park
inSon. an eighteen-year-oId TopeI,-
lad weighing 225 pounds is accented
by the navy recruiting officer. He
tried TO enlist here, but as he was
tUnder eighteen he could not be ac
Cepted. He said he would enlist a.
soon as he passed his eighteenth
birthday. Parkinson is feet >
inches tall
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
IN BEAUTY PARL0R,
BUT BOOZE TOLD STORY

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, July 1.-Po-
lice answering a burglar call from a
building in the heart OF the business
district found a portly negress asleep
on a massage table in a beauty parlor.
"Ah just wandered in from Lou'ville
and came here to sleep" she explain
ed. A bottle of whiskey and a bottle
OF wine were confscated, and blind
tiger charges lodged against the
negress.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02

There are two kiads of aOIlars-
one that h never worth more than q
hundred cents, and one that grows In
value. when you put your Nancy In
War Sayings StnmPs, you change your
huHdred-eent dollars intO the kind
that grow. 81
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
EVANSVILLE NEWS
Gas and Electric Company to
Raise Rates Is Cents a
Thousand Feet August |.

EVANSVILLE, Nd, July 2.-The
HyattsvilIe Gas and Electric Com
pany has given. notice that effective
August / it will raise its rates from
$3.50 to $1.T5 a thousand feet.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02

Then don't throw away the results Of
War savings Stamps are . solid,
growing retuFn.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02

Saving In not = dull duty. II IL =
ticket TO the land of prosperity. Buy
W. 9. 8.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02

hySItsVllle Gas and Electric Com
pany has given notice that effective
August / it will raise its rates from
$3.50 to $1.T5 thousand feet.
The Riverdale Grange is to meet to-
night, when action will be taken on
resolutions adopted recently by the
State Grange.
Attorneys for the mayor and town
council of Mt. Rainier yesterday an
peared before Judge Fillmore Bean.
OF the circuit court for Prince
Georges county at Upper Marlboro,
asking dissolution of the Injunction
recently issued by the court restrain
ing the town from operating the new
water and sewerage system. The in
junction was granted upon the pc
tion Of attorneys for the contractor
who claims he did not receive suf-
fcient money for the work in view
OF the increased costs incident to
the war Judge Beau declined to
dissolve the injunction but set July
IL as the date for the hearing OF
testimony.
Col. r. II. Somers, T. S. A, has
been named chief marshal of the par
sde OF service men to be held here
July l. in connection with the well
come home ceremonies. The route
originally laid out for the parade has
been abandoned and il has been de-
cided to assemble the column at Wine
and Franklin streets and thence pro-
coed through the principal streets Of
the town.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02

War Savings Stamps pay per cent
interest, eOmPOunded quarterly.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02

tbs People WITHOUT
Dire IS CLOTHES MUST
Be MADE UkGVUGCcONG,
I SHALL INFORM IHsro
ThAT they MUST HAVE
TABLES RESERVED
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1919-07-02
Wonder What Some Head Walters Think About

IT WON'T Do To MAKE
ORDINARY Lo0KING
FOLKS FEEL cOWEORTA5le
BESIDES THEY SPeND
So GIVTCE AND ASG A
WASTE OF SPACG.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-10-16
LOCAL NEWS ITEMS

Found-Tire on rim. H j. McNair,
Wa-Keeney, Kansas. Adv "a If.
For SaIe-Ford touring car. w. R.
Dowrie, Collyer, Kansas. Adv It.
Taken Up1 steer calf, red with
two white spots. Geo Koleber. ,jr- 81
For Sale-Threshing rig H. j.
McNair, 2 miles west of Wa-Keeney.
Adv. "a 4tp.
F.B. Walker and r. C. Wilson have
been at Emporia this week attending
the fall meeting of synod of the Pres.
byterian church
An extra nice shipment of ferns ar
rived at this Office the last of the week
and are now on sale. Those who have
orders in should come and get them
at once.
Many of our boys have too much
spending money. They need a man
ager, to teach them thrift, saving and
the rudiments of business investment
Oakley Graphic.
w H. Novis, of Wa-Keeney, and
daughter, Mrs. Muff, of Bennington,
came Monday to visit their daughter
and sister, Mrs. Ernest Turner and
fami1y.-Ransom Record.
A good optometr does not need
to travel from place to place They
can get plenty of work to do at home.
We are on the job every day in the
year and guarantee satisfaction The
Reliable Jewelry Store. Adv. 34tf.
Rev. J. D. Kelly who conducted ser
vices at the Baptist church for the
last two weeks left Sunday night for
Topeka where he will attend the meet
ing of the Kansas State Baptist Asso-
citation. He expects to be back again
next Sunday and hold services again.
FOR SALE-6 room house, water,
electric lights, cement cellar, cement
side walks, over 40 trees half of
which are fruit trees; flowers and
shrubs; hedge on two sides; 100 feet
front; large barn and chicken house.
The best improved, and best location
in town. VIII sell at a bargain price
if sold soon. A. S. TRIGGER, Wa-Kee-
ney, Kansas. Adv. 27tf.
According to reports there are
which are in very bad condition
from the wet weather which has caus-
ed the wheat to sprout and grow in
the stack. 1t seems that the top of
many of the stacks has grown to-
gether so that if tractor is hitched
to them the whole top of the stack
can be pulled off in one piece. Some
of the wheat in the bottom of the
stacks can be saved in this way if the
wet weather lets up pretty soon.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-10-16
HEARTING-BEASON

The marriage of Mace v. Beason
and Miss Caroline Hearting was quiet
ly solennized, Sunday afternoon,
October 5, 1919, at six thirty, at the
Methodist parsonage in Brownell, Rev
Stringer officiating. The only attend
ants were Miss Mary Hearting, sister
of the bride, and George Hueber.
The wedding came as a surprise to
their many friends, who had no inten-
ton that they were to be married so
soon The bride is the daughter of
Mrs, Charles Hearting, of BrownelI,
and Is a very charming young lady,
highly respected and loved by large
circle of friends and is a successful
teacher of the county. She is at pres
ent teaching the 7th and 9Th grades
of the Brownell school and, on account
of the great scarcity of teachers, will
finish the term. Mr.. Beason, a for
mer resident of Wa-Keeney, is en-
ployed with the Cudahy Packing Co.,
at Wichita, at which place he and his
wife will make their home.
A host of friends join in wishing 2
this popular young couple many years
OF happiness--Ransom Record
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-10-16
A NEWS ITEM

Many people do not know what
news item really is until they read it
in the paper-but if the reporter does
not happen to pump" it out of them
they never see it in print. A news
item is anything that may be of inter
est to some one else-although it may
seem insignificant to you. Mr.. Farm
ert Nearly every day there is some
thing happens at your farm that would
be OF interest to others and possibly
big boost for the county if only known
about it. Whenever anything extraor-
binary happens at your place-if you
raise a fine COW, horse or pig-or if
the crop is extra good-if you are ex-
perlmenting with some new forage or
grain crop, make special effort to
report it at this office. This sort of
items are of much value to the growth
and development of the country
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-10-16
HEADED FOR THE JUNK PILE


He was gangling 1oose-boned-
limber-jaw youth who looked as
though he had been sent for and
couldn't get away. He blew into the
Gazette office today to have his name
kept out of the paper for being on a
Jag He expected to get job the
Santa Fe and would not. be employed
if his name appeared in the Gazette
and as it was his first offense, we kept
his name out. But by the way of di-
version we hereby hand him the fol-
lowing hard-boiled language
ssYou are damned fool, Mr.. Gin
ger Jag, and we use the word damn
ed and fool advisedly. Any man who
hasn't enough sense to keep Jamaica
ginger out of his stomach a bever-
age, won't have sense enough to func-
ton in this world; he is damned from
here to eternity. And any man who
deliberately sets out to get drunk
where there is nothing but Jamicia
ginger and lemon extract to cheer
him, is a fool. There might have been
some sense in the head of the man
who, under the stimulous of social en-
couragement, gang of cheerful
idiots, and larruping good brand OF
booze, in a gay and festive livery sta
BILE or other bacchanalian retreat, fill
ed his system full of assault, arson.
larceny and granddaughter microbes,
which would steal upon him rather
unaware.
eBut for a man to out with malice
pretense, and stock up lot of lemon
extract or Jamaica ginger which IN
itself is poison, and then go out and
steal motor car, and ride off and
try to climb tree with it-that man
is a fool.
eThe next time we propose to print
his name and mail marked copy of
it to the superintendent of the Santa
Fe. The sooner he is fired, the safer
travelling on the system will be and
we have no desire to shield man in
| a lob who is such calf bound chump
| that he gets drunk on groceries and
| hardware instead of regulation drugs
| So, Mr.. Ginger Jag, go it while you're
young for you haven't got enough in
| your bean to last another year. And
| when you fall, blame yourself. The
| city has protected you by city ordin-
ance; the state has shielded you from
temptation by state law. The consti-
| tuition of the United States has been
amended at a great expense for just
| such suckers as you, and if after all
that pains to make a man of you you
| haven't got anything in your head but
sweet breads, you are not worth say
| ing. So keep your eye on the junk
| pile, and pick your landing For you
| are due there in about six months -
William Allen White, in Emporia-
| Gazette.