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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30
COUNCIL WILL MEET
SATURDAY AND FINISH
WITH APPOINTMENTS

Council viii meet tumuHr"" afternoon
for tn" purpo<" of inducing ia" APP
polnte"S of Wednesday Night mt" niir"
and Will likely nniSh M tn" appoint
mcntS 81 Ih" rest Of tn" CitN "ilirlalS
and employers as tn" new admin >lra-
tiun intends t. tak" Ovcr III" affairs Of
tn" CIty ut l.. o'clock Saturday mEht.
1t * generally. understood ina, tn"
:ulic.. fore" viii h" "N"rhaut"d and
..nouEh OF the present members retained
to make u $k"l"iou,r fore" L" i'"rn tn"
nov Apo, ntccS the ms and outs of IN"
.rilk. Although IN" majority Of III" new
mrnhrrS Will b. n0NICcS' at public work
some experienced mon Will ais" b" hr-
pointed 10 hr.ng the force up I" hi"
n CHEST pom; Of efficiency from IN"
start. Although tho choicest rlumS
were given out Wednesday night tn"
council has many more ~ tn" snap" az
and III" city building Will
hr the mecca for all 0fhC" seekers to-
morrow
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30
Ex-KaiSer Not Worried
Over Troubles to ONE

hMERONGf:N. Wednesday. May GO
CISv- the Associated Press l-Smcc Tho
FORMER German emperor has been aC-
uuaint"d with tn: p"ar" terms h" has
hrConr Gwen more Invisible To the outer
world The only possibility Of catch
ing ElimpS" OF ham is when he
crosses III" drawhridgc twlC" daily. Eo-
inp 10 End returning from has l"E-saw-
ing IN m" garden az m" castle.
Replying I" 4 repeated request for n
statement. III" former emperor sent the
following words:
Tell the Associated Press that my
attitude Is unchanged"
The messenger. General Won F.Stonrr
gave the correspondent no hope that
anything was lik"ly tn be given out Cor
publication.
Apparently there Is M cxCltem"n:
among tho members If his suite O.rr
tho peace terms. TIL" only portion that
interests IN" imperial cNilc is The
clauses relating To himself.
Tho former empress appears TO hr
NOR" affected than her husband. md
~ evidently under tho impression ;hat
tho powers will succeed in bringing
HIM before tribunal.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30
BUSINESS oPPoRTUNI1U

MILLIONS arc suffering with rheug
tism. Most important discovery Of an
age. 4 herb that act ually drives IN
most stubborn case Of rheumatism .eN1
us and say they are astounded at the ~
suits. especially on the kidneys. Jy1l
think OF the money max ing poesibilitic1t
Representatives wanted. 3l.12 pouae
rheumatism Herb Co., Venice. CaIlfqeI
MIA my-SU~Ik{2
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30
STATE: NEWS

CHARLESTON. W. Na.-N"w sub
scribers to the compensation fund are:
Purity Raking company. Charleston.
Cline Ice Cream company. Athens. ONO:
O. :. Tenant, hardware and roofing.
Norgantown: MnnunEahCla cement
Building Block company. MorS&ntowu.
Producers development company. oil
producers. C1arkSburG: Fortney Il Hig-
gins. lumber manufacturers. RrcdSvIll".
Rarksdalc Lumber company. Pratt. and
Davis & Davis, oil producers. Clay. w.
Va.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30

LONDON. May "o.-.\ll poSSihl" ar
rangcm"nrS are hcng made by III" Brit
ish air ministry To w"lc"n" the crow
OF III" American yca2lanc NC-i ON their
arrival in England. Major General j. f..
r. ScrlCy told tho house Of commons to-
day Tho general was replying I"
question by G. 4. Franc. liberal mem
Der for Bailey and Morley. w>ho suG-
gcstrd an official welcome. $" that tn"
admiration felt in this country what
the flight might suitably be expressed.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30

Of garbage and refuse and that they
were ready to man street cars wherever
the city decides to begin np"rar IONS.
Mayor Gray today said that city officials
expect to have cars in operation by Sat-
urday and that possibly Il few would run
tomorrow.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30
NC-4 EXPECTED TO
HOP OFF AGAIN FRIDAY

WASHINGTON. May ~ Although
tn" navy department had r"c"lv"d II"
4 :Spatches up To Il lat" hour tonight
from Lisbon whore Lieutenant ON
mandrr \ {. Read and crew OF III" sea
plane NC-i arc awaiting IN" start Z"
plymouth. England "u III" last leg 81
tho American naryS trans AtlantI"
flight officials were "f III" opinion 'hAl
tho NC-4 would hop off, tomorrow.
I'll" splendid performances of IN" N'-f
on the other legs o. the trans Atlanta"
flight caused navy officers - antiCIpai"
no difficulty in the Lisbon lymouth
dash. n distance Of nearly $40 miles.
most cf which. however. Will be- in sight
OF land
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30
Deire.s Funeral

r'iIn"utI .rrvrr"s viii h'' ,undurtcd
tins nfI"rnunIi from III" bonn" IF WI
liam Bar,iu% W. ~ Main :.i'"'i $50 III
late Mrs Eugene Dclt"rS. who died at
th,. fanny bonn 80" M"r'"' :'1r"', " ".'.
n .sdny after u lingering illness Of eight
months. Rev. llhmrI"k. pastor of tn"
\urlh street NJ T.. ,hurrh Will conduct
III" scr, ice aud intCrmcnj VIII bC mad"
IN t;rc"nwoo cemetery.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30

HUNTINGTON. w. Na.-NiSs Hazel
ITorsrall Of Flandrcad. :. D.. has bc"u
appointed assistant agricultural hom"
demonstration agent for rabrll county.
and has assumed her new duties with
headquarters here.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30

PARKERSBCRG. W. Va Plans hav"
been made for the annual convention of
tho West Virginia Ostcopathir asS"cia-
ton which will he held her" Jun" -.
\ feature will b. All orthop"'lIc elm"
conducted by George NJ lTughhn Of
KirkSville, No.
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GERMAN REPLY
CONTINUED From Page one.)

:" l. frightened again. TIL" plan Of the
II hes 20 hav" Switzerland. i'll the event
&C Il refusal If Germany I" sign. enforce
y Pure severe hlocEad" against Ger
many. if necessary. is reported 10 have
fari"d switzerland claiming this would
hiring, Swiss neutrality.
II Lad been believed possible that on
I ridpN III" terms Of p"ac" I" Austria
wru'h hc ready for submission by IN"
cmuncri Of four 10 III" representatives, Of
tho smaller nations. This, however. had
been found rmpracticab1c. owing to the
~ .."Ssiry to cmhudy in tho treaty the
new agreement nS regards IN" Italian
Claims in :hc AdriRiIc region. Never
thclCSS the cnv"IS "f the smaller ma
ton. Will hear IN" document read Fri
d-,. and II Tsp nsSihlc that The early
week will witness III" handing If tn"
tr,niN IL the AusirianS at ST. ticrma!n.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30
WANTED Hema1O

WANTED-Reliablc young woman
laboratory work. References ADJ
Ohio Valley Drug Co.. 130s-1so7 Main !
my-So-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30

PARIS. Nay @?.--Thr date Tor the
presentation Of tho peace terms TO the
Austrian representatives, will be deter
mined Saturday At a meeting OF the
power" which broke relations with
Aus; ria Hungary. Al present II seems
e.. bC probable that tn" decision Will be
10 make the presentation Monday.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30

wAMTDD-Two women Of mature
for institutional work. Good sh0
and good pay. Address A. NJ. cart
tclligencer. myth
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30

dresden. Wednesday,. May ~
CHy the Associated Press )-Hcrr
ScSartZ. economic minister. who has re-
tururC. her" from Versailles. after nus
Riihdraval from tho German peace dele
ga; ion. which he had criticiz"d< asserts
tina: tho peace situation in Faris mas
been badly muddl"d by tn" entente lrad-
CrS.
PRESIDENT wilson's politics. he de-
cared, are clearly discernible in an at
tempt to drive aw edge between Ger
rrnny and Russia. as he betrays fear
Il un understanding between Germany
Russia and japan. which would be
bound 10 be inimical 10 AnBlo-American
interests"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30
FOR SALE

FOE SALE-Onc siIo. ono house, fran
both in first class condition. For pa}
tiIulars address A. s.. care lntelliecsiss
my.3osu
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30

WAMT1D-White cook and hAuseua
Call Woodsdale Is. IntelligeneeE.s
my-2e-M
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30
WAN T
ROOMS?

To-day you'll probably find
just the place you've been
looking for. Turn to the
Classified Advertisements
now and sec.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30

FOR SALE-Onc good horse. ApD
rl.ill'p Reuther, 1855 Broadway. ~
tins Ferry, Ohio. my-3e,&I
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-30

ron BALKAN 1dnds Of household ~
niture, rugs, books and pactUre0. O.
between 10 to Ia D N, 2 70 p. -, .,
evenings. Nr1. MA Korkh6insf,
Virginia St. phone lool-1. my-.1s
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FOR RENT

Ho1 INNT-Furnishcd rooms and. fuI
nishcd housekeeping rooms - toe
per week. Private entrances, bath, an
phone. 1929 Chapline st. my-z1.i(
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ron gAL1-Warwood. 18th St., rc1
house. IS II. front; garage: corner 10
good condition. Phone Warwood 1871
my-19.tv
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ron RENT-Furnished rooms "a
nightly lodging. or by the week. Will
use Of phone and bath. Enquire Of Ffe@
White. EOS Hanover St., Martins FerFt
Ohio. my.11I
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-06-14
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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-06-14
THE PROMOTERS WIFE
Bah APPROPRIATES A LETTER
SHE SEES UPON NEILfS
OFFICE DESK,

1 felt positive the letter inside that
envelope was from Blanche Orion.
had received invitations and accep-
tances from her, and could not be
mistaken in the writing 1 blushed
with shame but 1 finally had the let
ter in my bag. Aunt had risen to
look at the view as 1 spoke of it, and
it had given me chance to slip it
in. 1 would find out what she had
to say to my husband.
Shall we go now?" I asked. 1--WE
do not want to miss the first of the
play" 1 was anxious to get away be-
fore Neil came in. He might miss the
letter and ask me if 1 had seen it.
was ashamed of myself. yet 1 fairly
ached to see what was in the letter.
How could I wait until the play was
over? 1 decided 1 would not. l would
excuse myself and go to the ladies'
dressing room after the first act and
then read it.
AS we passed the stenographer go
ing out she asked meaningly:
"Shall tell Mr.. Forbes you called ?"
Certainly" 1 replied in my coolest
tones Tell him Mrs. Forbes and his
aunt were here"
She made no reply, but 1 saw a
significant glance she threw to the
bookkeeper. 1t angered me, and yet
1 was still more incensed at myself
because of the flush which 1 knew she
had observed.
81 don't like that girls looks nor
her manner. She seemed very pert to
me- aunt remarked as we gained the
street.
'She is. 1 wish Neil would dis
charge her. But 1 don't like to speak
of it. There is so much said of wives
being Jealous of good looking office
girls you know. He might think me
Jealous"
Nonsense! you say you have only
been there once before. / shall tell
him that she isn't at an calculated to
help his business if she acts with 9TH
ers as she did with US today" made
no reply. hoping aunt would be able
tor get Neil to discharge the girl, yet
knowing all the time that it was due
to my own actions the day l had
visited the office in NeiPs absence.
that she had been pertly annoying.
Aunt chatted until we reached the
theater. I scarcely heard a word she
said so anxious was 1 to read the let
ter that had taken from NeH's desk
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-06-14

One of the things which this coun-
try wiz bring out of the war. says Pop
ular Mechanics, is an increased inter-
est in securities by people who never
before considered such investment.
The small investor formerly thought
of bonds and stocks only in terms of
thousands, wholly beyond his reach,
and as entirely belonging to banks and
men of wealth. The war-savings
stamps. and the government bonds of
$50 denomination and up, have nol
only encouraged thrift, but have
opened the eyes of the multitude to
the fact that to be bond owner does
not require fortune. Now we
have approximately 20 million bond
holders, and where formerly only the
person in seven was thrifty. now five
out of every seven are savers.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-06-14
MY HUSBAND AND |
BY JANE PHELPS

We had good seats, and aunt seemed
to enjoy the play from the very be-
ginning. 1 paid scant attention to the
stage, so fixed upon the letter was my
mind. To my disappointment there
were but two acts. l should have to
wait some time for the intermission.
1 spent the time specializing upon the
contents of the letter and whether
Neil would return to his office and
miss it. He had'said something about
club at luncheon. 1 wished I had
listened more closely. 1 had not con-
sidered what I was to say If he missed
the letter and his stenographer told
him I had been in his private office.
But now 1 commenced to worry about
it, and wonder If there was not some
way 1 could get the letter back on his
desk after l had read it.
The first act ended, I excused my
self to aunt and went to the ladies'
room. I took the letter from my bag.
and finding a chair removed as far
as possible from others who had
sought the room for the sake of ar
ranging their hair or using a powder
puff. I commenced to read. First
glancing at the signature As ] had
expected Blanche Orton's name stared
Dear Neil" it began, ct tried my
best to get Frederick to come tonight.
L got him on the telephone and urged
MIN, Ief1nR MIN dnylnluB L COuid
think of that would prove enticing-
He was absolutely adamant. He pre-
tended he would have liked to come
If only you and Scott or Thompson
were to be here. You know how blunt
he is. and it was all I could do to keep
pleasant when he intirnated he
thought I was doing wrong to receive
T and C." 1 knew she must refer to
Tearle and Common. However. 1 have
asked HE is very rich. and a bit
crazy over me so perhaps I can help
you land him. Anyway 1t was the
best 1 could do. Nancy and Lulu
will come. and Scott and Thompson.
Try and be early as there are some
things 1 want to tell you that I hate
to put on paper. AS ever. Blanche"
I sat with the letter clutched in
my hand. What was the intimacy
between my husbfnd and Mrs. orton?
What did it mean? 1t was in no sense
a love letter. yet really I felt more
anxious. more fearful of what IL
might mean than had it been. ! was
so ignorant, and so much had been
said to worry me about Neil. Not IN
til the orchestra stopped playing did
I remember that I had a guest. /
crumpled the letter in my bag, and
gained my seat just as the curtain
rose on the last act.
Ito be continued)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-06-14
LittQBQtltlY7s
NotQsDooK


Weather. Unsettled wat kind.
Exter! Big Smash Up! Last Theirs
day aftirnoon-Leroy Shooster and Sam
Cross met Unexpectedly while they was
running GROUND the corner all their
mite in different directions. the result
being that Leroy Shooster fracktured
a new pencil in his top pockit.
Spoarts. A horse radish eating con-
test took place last Wednesday aftir-
noon vile Benny Potts. Sid Hunt and
Skinny Martin was passing thru
Benny Pottses dining room. the 7ob-
teck being to see witch one could
swallo the biggest spoonful. the con-
test being still a tie wen Mrs. Potts
came in on account of the noise made
by the contestants jumping GROUND
making sounds vile they swallowed.
Intristing Facks About Intristing
People. Artie Alexander is practicing
writing with his left hand so he can
still write in case sumthing happened
to his rite hand perviding 1t don't hap
pin TO his left. too.
Pome by Skinny Martin.
A RECKLESS ACK.
sprinkled pepper in my noodle soup
Without tasting 1t ferst to try It.
And very shortly Afterwards
1 was sorry I had every went nigh t.
Sissiety. Mr.. Charles (Puds) SIM
kins and his cuzzin Mr.. Persey Viewer
was obzerved wawking lords home as
fast as they could wawk last Sundey,
the explanation probberly being that
they dident wunt to be eny later for
suppir than what they was alreddy.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-06-14

The war has scattered American
products all over the world. During
the last four years our goods have
been introduced in markets where
they had never before sought admit
lance or where they never before had
entry. And they were introduced at
no cost whatsoever to the manufac-
turer. They were distributed on a
scale which would have been impos-
sible under normal conditions. There
was no competition, The world des-
perately needed food, fuel, clothing,
materials and machinery. Ours was
the only nation which could supply
the demand. And we shall be kept
busy filling the empty shelves over the
earth for a considerable time during
the reconstruction period.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-06-14

World international commerce in
1913 was nearly or quite 100000, 000,-
600 in value against $50, 1000, 900 in
1900. The National City bank of New
York estimates that the valuation of
the entire international commerce of
the world in the calendar year 1918
will, when official figures become
available. approximate and perhaps
fully equal that amount against $53,-
o0O. 1000, 900 in 1917, $4,000, 900, 900 in
1915. and 1000, 900. 600 in 1913, the
year preceding the war.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-06-14

1t appears that there are but two
methods that are being seriously con-
sidered in connection with the return
of the railroads to their owners. One
has as its basis the organization under
federal charters of a few new large
railroad companies, into which con-
gress shall compel all the existing rail-
roads to consolidate. There are five
plans before congress based upon this
method. The other plan has as It's
basis preservation OF the existing rail-
road companies giving them the right
OF consolidation along natural lines in
the public interest Under this meth
cd it is proposed that congress shall
name a fixed percentage of return on
railroad investments and a, reasonable
division of earnings over that thru
adjustment of rates and not by gov
eminent guarantee. The latter plan
is favored by the National Association
of owners of Railroad Securities. 1t
appears to be the one most likely to
be approved by the public in its pres
ent frame of mind.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-06-14
DINNER STORIES

Booth Harrington was strolling
around an artistic Red Cross fair
when two pretty "iappers' of sixteen
or so came up and asked him for his
autograph.
81 haven't got a fountain pen," he
said. much flattered- will pencil dog
Yes said the older "f1apper," and
he took out a pencil and signed his
name in the morocco-bound book that
she had presented.
The "happer" studied the signature
with a frown. Then she looked up
and said:
Aren't you Robert w. Chambers ?"
No" he said. I'm Booth Tark-
ington."
The "fapper' turned to her friend
with a shrug of disgust
Lend me your rubber. May" she
said,- according to Mr.. Harrington
himself.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-06-14

In refusing to sanction continue
ton OF appropriations for maintenance
of the federal employment bureau be-
yond July l. the house committee has
indicated a determination to begin the
practice of much needed economy in
public expenditures. There are many
more expensive federal bureaus that
could well be eliminated from Uncle
Sans pay roll. tits time for the gov
eminent officials to begin to let the
people do things for themselves and ir
their own way.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-06-14
q1Fgag :;
Folks
Up
E29arIG ne5t

REFLECTION.
When the kids are busy swinging
On the gate and gayly singing.
When the mothers humming ditties
As she works about the place,
When 1 know by all the clatter
That there's nothing much the matter
! can whistle at my labor
And keep a smiling face.
Oh I'm on my toes and snappE
When the little home is happy,
And l leave them waving kisses
Thru the window as / GO;
When the mother isn't signing,
And no little one is crying
It's a bright world and good world
And a merry world l know.
Oh, I'm just a glass. rejecting
What my little broods projecting
Just a walking living mirror
OF the home I've left behind,
If they're full of mirth and chatter
And there's nothing much the matter
Then I'm full of pep and ginger
For the tasks ] chance to find.
But If care I've left behind me
Then my tasks must ever find me
Lacking strength for fine endeavor
For the strength for every battle
Comes from little children's prattle
And it's only when they're happy
That their daddy's at his best.
Copyright 1919 by Edgar A. Guest.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-06-14

Thru the arched Railways and Tito
the magnificent throne room marched
the Tin Woodman and his followers,
and here, when the green silken cur
tains fell behind them, they saw a
curious sight.
Seated within the glittering throne
was General Jinjur, with the Scare
crows second-best crown upon her
head. and the royal scepter in her
right hand. A box of caramels, from
which she was eating, rested in her
lap, and the girl seemed entirely at
ease in her royal surroundings.
The Scarecrow stepped forward and
confronted her, while the Tin Wood
man leaned upon his axe and the
others formed a half-circle back of his
Majesty's person.
How dare you sit in my throne %
demanded the Scarecrow, sternly eye-
ing the intruder. Don't you know
you are guilty of treason, and that
there is a law against treason?''
The throne belongs to whoever is
able to take it, answered Jinjur, as
she slowly ate another caramel. 81
have taken it, as you see; so just now
1 am the Queen, and all who oppose
me are guilty of treason, and must be
punished by the law you have just
mentioned"
This view of the case puzzled the
Scarecrow.
How is it, friend Nick ?" he asked,
turning to the Tin Woodman.
why, when it comes to Law, have
nothing to say" answered that per-
sonage; "for laws were never mean
to be understood, and it is foolish to
make the attempt
Then what shall we do?'' asked the
Scarecrow. in dismay.
why don't you marry the Queen
And, then you can both rule" sug-
gested the Woggle-Bug.