The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-23
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~ SECOND FIDDLE
IN THE NAIL this morning Is a Red
= Triangle folder asking what pancho
Fit1 would have done had he been a
memhtf OF the y. N. a.. a. We don't
know fur SUM but u guess IL he'd
rald the colIectlon hox nrzt and then
shoot ~ the readinE ROOM
ANOTHER folder brought ~ by
NJ. nurles1n'H excellent system for
delayed distribution OF propaganda
on this particular bright Juiy nOrn
Ing sets forth the talking points Of
Miles Polndexssr a. a presidential
|cnndidate. II would have been more
'convlnotng had Il indicated the poln-
dexter walking points. He has n good
many miles TO go,
STILL ANOTHER folder slips out
OF ~ envelope marked news IN caps
with "a red line under Il TO advise ~
that the Hartman National Bank In
Now York ~ now saving daylight. IL
opens ~ ) o'clock 10 the morning and
olos4s at az tight. We VIII sup
press this particular propaganda. IL
would give the oerworked home boys
would give the overworked home boys
ure.
thus FOLDER concludes with the
sage remark that '-rho sun sets only
In the Nest. but n hen will set any
where. This shows how FAR more
liberal minded than the sun ~ a hen.
The hen referred 70 f. no douOi a
sage hen.
THE ONLY liberal thing connected
with a domestic. or barn-yard her
these days Is her cacsie. Z
II YOU DOUBT w. attcnpt 20 pro-
cure a dozen of recommendcd efga,
or a mature hen fog sunday dipner.
-
AMONG the days nfty-seven va
riety Of circulars containing adveriiN-
ing for free publication as news. we
note contributions from the Demo
cratic and Republican national COM
mites, each informing fully NJ 10 the
fooiishness OF the other. This letter
OF the information furnished can be
had In any issue OF the Congressional
Record reporting debates ON
Daylight savine
The League Of Nations
The declining army
War time prohibition
The meat packers
Mir. BurlesOn
The railroad problem.
SPEAKING Of the morning mail In
n newspaper office. Il Is amazing how
many automobile manufacturers stiil
regard the fact that they are in the
automobile business as neWr.
THE ARIZONA tax commission Is
holding a hearing on protested assess
mems nj I'll Tovar hotel. b IL for
the conveldence Of taxpayers. who at
ter receiving the COMMISSIONS decis-
ion. desire TO jump into Grand Canyon.
A DISPATCH from Buzeu, Ru-
mania. informs US that Here In one
Of the worlds richest oil fields. people
have been actually starving.
We haye heard the same reports
iron Albuquerque invthors who have
been stopping recently at Hanger,
Texas, hotels.
THE Ell PAso correspondent as
sertx that Francisco villa w n physical
culture recruit. He Mas seen at villa
Ahumaan doing setting up exercises.
lAAtrts ~ MiJ W aNHeNNhF 'N""
7 Of routing u the prominent citizens
aud requiring them to set-'em-up.
PREMIER PAbEREWSKl OF Po-
land. Il Is announced, n closed his
plano forever and will devote the rest
Of his life TO primeministering. II u
to be hoped this IL a hassless rumor'
P~adercwski as a pianist was far more
convincing than Paderewski ~ q pre-
mier.
DOROTHY BEARWALD Of San
Francisco Is demanding a divorce
from Joseph. her husband, because
the only words ne said TO her In six
months were shut up" Joseph, one
lEathers. Is some bear.
4 R~rmarkahla Woman; Bnt-
A Seattle paper seports that Mrs
IL. y. Wishard of hat city has dem
~onstrated hat a woman. by keeplns
herself fully occupied can refopir
healthy and happy or three hour
sleep. Mrs. Wishard runs a down
town hotel. a boarding house, a res.
taurnnt. q grocery store and a halibul
schooner. Nothing. however, " saia
about the lady'a having stagemanaged
a baby. therefore her experience ~
going without sleep Is strictly limited