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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
TOASTs OF RUSTIC ENGLAND
As Might BE Expected, Many Of Them
Have to Do With Eating
and Drinking.

! A good rustic toast is likely to be
concerned with beef and beer, like that
comprehensive toast of Arcadian wilds,
.The Nine B's,' which is as much as
to say: Bakers best bread, butchers
best beef and brewers best beer. In
another form it runs: "The inside of
a loaf, the outside of a Jail, pound
of beefsteak and pot of good ale."
The pillow is toasted by an enigma:
Life before, dead in the middle and
body and soul behind" The shy car
ter gives for toast: "Scorched bread
and well buttered," adding, 'if that
amt toast, I'm bothered" Some toasts
are little unkind, as: MAY i'm as
wunt wurrk in the eat go 'ungry when
the frostes comes" To farmers wife
it is polite to raise your glass with the
words: "'Ere's good 'ealth to zee,
mum, an may yer allus ave the
strength ter push about same as yew
does now, and set pattern t all the
farmers wives way round. London
Morning Post.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
| PALESTINE LAND OF BEAUTY
Everywhere Nature Seems to Have
Expressed Determination to Make
the Country Lovely.

Palestine, in its endless variety Of
Nature, seems like miniature land
God made himself, a tiny epitome of
the whole world. Or Is it a lovely
woman with lovely soul?
Under dazzling sky it curves in
swift changing beauty through hill and
valley from the river to the sea. Ewes
mystery turks in the sand stretches
of Sinai. Feminine lure is in the pur-
ple-tinted mountains of Moab, virgin
calm in the Lake Of Galilee under its
misty veil. Jewels shine in Palestine's
bosom, the emerald Garden of Geth-
semane and the sapphire sea that
clasps the fast-fowing Jordan by
GREATNESS Jericho.
In the spring the land Is decked in
garlands of orange and almond bios
SONS amid myriads of tiny, vivid-hued
flowers. And the indomitable will Of
Judaea speaks in the low, stony,
rounded hills with their determined
tufts of growth. It Is as if Judaea
said to the world: "No ravager can
despoil me. I WILL bloom"
Palestine is ageless, running the ga
NUT of the years in budding Galilee,
in fertile Sharon, and touching eter-
nifty in the hoary loneliness of Jeru-
salem, where the century-old crevices
are as beautiful as mothers wrin-
kles to her son.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
IT'S NOT YOUR HEART;
IT'S YOUR KIDNEYS

signals that the kidneys need help.
You should use GOLD MEDAL Haar.
lem Oil Capsules Immediately. The
soothing, healing. Oil stimulates, tho
stroys the germs which have caused it.
Go to your druggist today and get
box of GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil
Capsules. In twenty-four hours you
should feel health and vigor returning.
After you feel somewhat improved
continue to take one or two capsules
each day, SO as to keep the first-class
condition and ward of the danger q
other attacks.
Ask for the original imported GOLD
funded il they do not help you.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22

Kidney disease is no respecter Of per-
sons. A majority of the ills affecting
people today can be traced back to the
kidney trouble.
The kidneys are the most important
organs Of the body. They are the fl-
terers of your blood. If the poisons
which are swept from the tissues by the
blood are not eliminated through the
kidneys. disease Of one form or another
will claim you as q victim.
Kidney disease is usually indicated by
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervousness,
dependency, backache,. stomach trou-
BILE, pain in loins and lower abdomen.
gall stones, gravel, rheumatism, sciatica
and lumbago.
All these arrangements are natures
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
A Personal Matter.

"The shade of Julius Caesar is pres
ent and wishes to converse with you"
announced the medium.
Nothing doing" replied the client.
II want to have a word with the late
James ]. Jones of Hickory Hollow"
II don't know any such person"
swell / do. He died last week ow-
ing me $40"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22

You Do More Work,

You are more ambitious and you get more
enjoyment out of everything when your
blood is in good condition. Impurities in
the blood have a very depressing effect on
the system, causing weakness, laziness.
nervousness and sickness.
GROVES TASTELESS Chill TONIC
restores Energy and Vitality by Purifying
and Enriching the Blood. When you feel
its strengthening invigoratine effect. see
how it brings color to the cheeks and how
It improves the appetite. you will then
appreciate its true tonic value.
GROVES TASTELESS Chill TONIC
is not patent medicine, it is simply
IRON and QUININE suspended in Syrup.
So pleasant even children like it. The
blood needs Qrinine to Purifyit and IRON
to Enrich it. These reliable tonic prop
critics never fail to drive out impurities in
the blood.
The Strength Creating Power Of GROVES
TASTELESS Chill TONIC has made it
the favorite tonic in thousands Of homes
More than thirty-five years ago. folks
would ride long distance to get GROVES
TASTELESS Chill TONIC when a
member of their family had Malaria or
needed a body building. strengthening
tonic. The formula is just the same to-
day. and you can get it from any drug
store. 60c per bottle.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22

With your hngersl You can lift oil
any hard corn, soft corn, or corn be-
tween the toes, and the hard skin cal.
luses from bottom of feet.
A tiny bottle of "Freezone" costs
little at any drug store; apply few
drops upon the corn or callus. In.
stantly it stops hurting, then shortly
you lift that bothersome corn or callus
right off, root and all, without one bit
Of pain or soreness. Truly! No hum
bugl
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
WILLING to Work.

"Old man, you are working too hard.
You ought to go away"
Y mo. I prefer to stay here. But l
have to work hard in order to send my
wife the price of summer board this
year."--Louisville Courier-Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
What She Wanted.

Woman want to get alimony from
my husband.
lawyer see; do you want an alb
solute divorce or just separation pa
pers?
"Why. If I can get the alimony, !
don't care particularly for any separa-
ton at all.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Its Result.

"How do you like the play?"
'Not at all. It sets me to think.
ing"
''Why, there isn't a serious thought
in it. 1t was written to keep people
from thinking"
II know. But just the same it sets
me to thinking how poor it is"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Lone, Lone Aqo; Lone AGO.

Patron-Here, waiter, take this egg
back; want fresh egg.
Waiter-Pa me, sir. it is fresh
Patron-It is not. was sitting right
here when you ordered it.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Clever Baby.

Mother-Baby is so cute. Today she
went to the delicatessen and tried to
buy a three-cent loaf Of bread.
Father-Some day that child will
go into jewelers. and try to buy
nickel's worth of Cartoons
Magazine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
UnluckY.

Agent-"But my dear madam. it's
shame to let your husbands life in
surance lapse"
I'll not pay another cent. I've paid
regular fer eight years, an, Pve.had no
luck .yet."-Life.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
The Secret to success.

"Having any luck, Scribbler?"
eyes, indeed! Haven't had thing
sent back in weeks"
'What's the matter? Don't you in
close any return postage?"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Reliable.

"When moved in my landlord told
me he was going to do lot of things
about this place."
Doesn't he keep his promise?"
"Only one of them. When he says
he is going to raise the rent he never
falls"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22

A lot of men will criticize a perox-
ide blonde and then turn around to
straighten their toupe.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Selfish Hospitality.

'You never travel alone in your
auto"
mo; always like to have friend
along to do the work If / should have
to change tire"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22

The progress of agriculture is the
difference between game of chance
and an exact science.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Het Up.

"When / heard that woman talk.
was just boiling"
"Why so?''
SAT the way she was roasting you"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Corrected Proverb.


'The clothes do not make the man."
remarked the ready-made philosopher.
"No," answered the friend who was
studying a tailor's, bill. "They don't
make him. They break him."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
IrnitationssAre Dangerous.

AN OHIO druggist 1.-THE Practical Druggist prominent New YORK
"A Drug Journal as follows: "Pease formula for Castoa All the
formulas worked with either Ineffective dsagreeab to administer
To this "The Practical Druggist replies We do not supply formulas far
proprietary articles We couldn't wanted Your experience with initiative
formulas surprising, but just what to be expected When Casa
wanted why supply the gnun make substitute not fr O.
right to label it Castor give all Of laxative preparations F
children but not Casa think mother who asks for Castoa would nt
kindly you her product under such name
No mother with spark for her child will overlook the sigma
ture Of Chas q. Fletcher when buying Casoria
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Good Suggestion.

She-What do you think of my get.
ting papa to put in the money you
need for your business?
Hell think 1t a capital idea.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Uncanny.

Uncanny.
'"That mans honesty is morbid"
SLOW do you mean?"
HE actually returns borrowed
books and umbrellas"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22

Some fingers that are tampering
with sonatas were intended by nature
for the typewriter.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22

What man has done women thinks
she can undo.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Tourists.

Lies fortunes vary. Some are gay
And swiftly ride to each desire;
And some must linger by the way
And try to patch q played-out tire.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22

mo one can do better than his best.
Everyone can do as well as that"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22

Being funny is the most serious
kind of work.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Horrible Faux Pas.

0UN as 2 ~
"My dear you have made tesEaEG
mistake"
whats the matterY
Don't you realize that this WaztsA-
er is much too cool for furs?"
Fish and mosquitoes often begin IT,
bite at the same tine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Just So.

''What made the speaker walk across
the stage before he began to speak 2"
81 suppose that was the preamble Of
his remarks"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22

The most manifest sign of wisdom
Is continued cheerfnlness.-Mon
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22

When we save money we're dUHEaEs
When the other fellow does hez g
tightwad.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
still sinaIe

Mrs. Benham: Doctors don't like
to take their own medicine
Benham: "No; I've never heard Of
Cupid getting married"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
Business Methods.

Business Methods.
Clerk-Young Van Sapp wants a
suit on credit.
Clothier-Sell him something that
won't last over two months. He never
pays for one suit until he needs an
other.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22

Before Becoming a Soldier.
Corp.-What were you before you
Joined the army?
B. P.-Happy.-Mess Kit.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-08-22
GOOD IDEA,

GOOD IDEA.
What's the
matter. oil d
chap.
I fear ! am
only on the
edge of society.
In that case,
why don't you
join one of
these communi.
ty centers.
Bisbee daily review., 1919-10-19
THE INCIDENT AT FRAU

ENCOURAGEMENT a few days ago by Secretary of A the Navy Daniels that "A the a a Dalmatian
 and succeeded in recovering the serving order The marines Admiral Andrews, commanding 
 bearing have been clash and bloodhed endeavors to maintain the entire to appears Americas n the interests of peace there fighting and of life.
 question once is this the part should play international
  Damata There threat in such at tack the liberties the world who the Ordshp this when declared Pomeranian grenader certainly Damata worth the life a boy
 Admiral reporting landing he acting authority Supreme Council majority representing responsible another than order sol dier anything, land the soil friendly denied subject to the President alone the the Navy acting the President
 perhaps that the Frau incident should occur at this the American today functoning Nations clothed with such league would be dealing with aons. The the operation official It asks neither Congress- proceeds though the the United under command Possibly they but thingthey foreign rulers with we doubt very much whether they ever will be-
Bisbee daily review., 1919-10-19
PEPY'S DIARY IN BISBEE

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Bisbee daily review., 1919-10-19
TRUCK DRIVER KILLED
 WHEN MACHINE HITS BARN

FLAGSTAFF, Oct. 1S-James Ed ward Bason was instantly killed at Grand Canyon on Saturday while running a big Nash-Quad army truck into a barn.
 Bacon had just secured a job on the government park force. He was working on the truck, getting it into shape. Being bothered by the tour ists, he decided to run the truck into the barn, where he could work Undisturbed As he started a man named Anderson yelled at him:
 You cant make it!"
 "Oh, yes, can," Bacon replied, ard rolled down hill to the open doorway, which was only few inches higher than the back of the seat. Reaching the door, he lurched forward, striking his forehead against the door frame He was thrown against the back of the seat and wedged there; his neck and upper ribs broken, stopping the 7.000-pound truck.
 The case was unusually sad. Ba- con had been rejoicing with the other men that morning over having secured a good. permanent job. the best he had had in years. He had rented a house at the Canyon, and his wife and two pretty little daugh. ters, g and 13 years of age, were on their way from Washington and were going to get off at Yucca, Ari' zona, their home town. to shop the furniture to the new home.
Bisbee daily review., 1919-10-19
Here and There in Arizona

quarters are well ventilated, parti- cularly at night Men should keep in open air all the time that is pos sible
 That all dishes, etc, be washed in hot, not warm, water.
 That all men sick from any cause, especially colds and coughs, be promptly reported to surgeon, and not allowed to remain or mingle with others in their organization.
 That these men with colds re- main away from gatherings of peo- pie. especially movie shows, theatres, churches, mess halls, etc.
 "That the common drinking cup be abolished and individual cups used. This is fertile source of convey ing many diseases from person to person. If paper cups cannot be fur nished, the cup of the equipment may be used by each man.
 'That men exercise in the open air daily, bathe freely, and are prop er1y clothed, Gpih ;:ay and night, to prevent chilling of their bodies"
Bisbee daily review., 1919-10-19
BooTLEGGERs BUSY
 AROUND GLOBE CITY.

GLOBE, Oct. 1S.-Several good jags, and numerous headaches, were lost yesterday afternoon when Off, cer Sisk, of the department of jus. tice. and deputies from the sheriffs office destroyed 1000 gallons of pe;. fectly good grape brandy, said to have been manufactured in the priv ate still of Louis Barbous and A. w. Snyder, said still being located in a secluded spot in North Globe, prior to the visit of the authorities. The private stock was emptied in the alley back of the county jail and the intoxicating odors floated upward while the inmates of the county jail, and county court house, whiffed the passing show.
 Sheriff Slut has requested ths board of supervisors to provide addi- tional storage room for the increas- ing stock of home made stills. Two more stills were taken in the raid late Thursday night, making four complete outfits in one days haul. The booze room at the county jail is crowded with evidence of the work of moonshiners and few more raids can be accommodated.
Bisbee daily review., 1919-10-19
TO REBUILD PLANT
 OF GAS COMPANY.

SAFFORD, Oct. 1S.-R. E. Huths- teiner, consulting engineer, and H. B. Whitaker, electric engineer, of the Electric Co.,, were here for three day this week and looked over the local electric plant of the Gila Val ley Electric, Gas and Water Co.,. They also investigated local condi7 tions as to future increase of patron age for the company.
 MT. Huthsteiner recommended that the local electric plant be rebuilt and a De la Vergne engine, 100 horse power, manufactured in New York City, be installed for the first unit
 It will take several months to re- build the plant and install the De La Vergne engine. The local plant then will be in first-class condition for taking care of Stafford and vicin- lty.
Bisbee daily review., 1919-10-19
Only a Ford Could
 Have Done the Job

The other day I read a letter from college boy in the ambulance ser vice in France. He was describing a road over which he was driving his car. a road terribly worn by shell fire. There were huge plies of stones and earth, great trees uprooted and flung across the way, gaping caverns half filled with jagged bOulders. Un- der continuous fire the lad guided his machine through the pitfalls.
 It was terrible, he said; nothing but a Ford could have done it." Through my mind an endless train of jokes about the Ford; mot a car, but a Ford" the poor mans delight. And then before my eyes flashed again that sentence in the letter from France, Nothing but a Ford could have done it."
 As we step into our luxurious limousine let us pause a moment to view that other picture. Let us watch the Ford do her bit in the most won. derful work of the great war. Let us follow her venturing into that inferno of Boche fire, picking her way through those yawning orators, by those ragged heaps of debris, round those up-flung tree trunks; swiftly, surely, steadily on, that some wounded soldier may have his flick ering life won back in a field hospi- tai or that some dead hero may lie at rest among his comrades instead of in an unknown, unmarked grave.
 Then let us think of those words from the lips of the lad at the wheel, Nothing but d Ford could have done it"
Bisbee daily review., 1919-10-19

We often read something on why People do not go to church. There is another question at least equally in- teresting, why people do go to church. to Dr. Carroll, United States statician, there are about fortyl one million church members in the United States. 1t is safe to assume that at least an equal number attend church more less frequently, if not regularly. Many go to several devo- tional or business meetings in week. These are very significant facts. Why do people do this? What do they get out of it? It is entirely voluntary; there are no financial returns but an outlay. Among some of the chief req sons may be mentioned the following:
 The spirit of worship is there. A recent article in the Review said most youg men are not irreliGious. More than that is true. Most people are not irreligious. On the contrary it is natural to man to worship. Pro- lessor James says. We cannot help praying. It seems probable that, in spite of all that science may do to destroy religion man will always pday till end of time" It cannot be doubted that that is one reason why so many people go to church.
 Churches are built and dedicated to the worship of God, and there is a feeling that the church is in peculiar sense His house, and that it is good thing to be there.
 The moral teaching of the church is always on a high plane. and men feel that it is good for them and their children to be there and to hear such things
 . The music in some churches is not
Bisbee daily review., 1919-10-19

had conducted system of wide ob- seTvat;on and prospecting on which the present operations are based.
 This initial exploration has ended, it is reported, and contralizing of the work has been decided upon, where the mineral situation appears to be the most inviting. It is also stated the zones where development was done originally in the 70's have been abandoned, the expense of re- opening the same not being justified when virgin locations at higher ele. vation were so easily accessible and where the contract has been fully determined by recent exploration.
 The temporary camp is to be made permanent and as fast as new ground will permit the mine force is to be ir creased correspondingly.
 The company is constructing a new wagon road to the camp and supplies are leaving Prescott regular lN
Bisbee daily review., 1919-10-19
ARMY GETS READY
 TO FIGHT INFLUENZA,

DOUGLAS, Oct. 1S.-~The army is preparing now to fight influenza this winter. Rules governing pre- ventative measures to be taken in every district have been issued by Maj. Gen. Joseph Dickman, southern department commander, to all dis trict commanders who are to for ward them to all commanding of ficers.
 All commanding officers are to be held responsible for a strict enforce ment of the order providing for sanitation in barracks, kitchens, mess halls and other buildings. All influenza patients must be isolated in hospitals and all soldiers, with colds are required to remain away from public or semi-public gather ings.
 The text of the influenza order reads:
 That head to foot arrangement of beds in squad rooms is enforced.
 That all rooms in. barracks and
Bisbee daily review., 1919-10-19
WHY DO PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH?

good, but in most of them the great hymns of the centuries are sung. and they are attractive and helpful for devout minds.
 It is a restful change from the busi- ness that presses so insisently upon men all the rest of the week. Here if anywhere, they are able to forget their worldly cares for time.
 Men find congenial fellowship here. Many man and woman moves almost entirely in the atmosphere Of the church. Here they form their friend ships, and here their social interests center
 Men feel that they owe it to God, as we'll as to themselves and society, to recognize him and his services in this way. In short they feel sense of duty or obligation.
 Even the poorest preachers discuss great themes. and the best are often very inspiring in their addresses. Those who are looking for some good usually find it. The gospel message, even when poorly presented. is adapt ed to the needs of the world. It re- strains the evil, inspires righteousness comforts the sorrowing, cheers the discouraged, and makes the world bet ter and brighter, and so people go to hear 1t and always will.
Bisbee daily review., 1919-10-19
JEROME MINE SHOWS
 GREAT MINERAL BEDS.

JEROME, oct. 1S.-Superficial ex- ploration to date on the Tuscumbia has revealed remarkable mineral condition, and we have exposed suf- ficient large ore bodies to pay for the property" said a principal of the George Kingdom syndicate yes terday, who was visiting the city on business. These operators are work ing the famed pioneer silver in the Bradshaws under bond, and this remark coming from one of the firm may be considered as conclu- sivn
 The Jcrcme mining men have been in action on the Tuscumbia for less than month, but previously