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The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29
A SUBTERRANEAN SCOUNDREL

About this time of the year, or little later If
we have some severe weather when we shouldn't,
YOU will 20 out some morning to sniff the ap-
proach of spring, and chat with robin, and Wis.,
ualize where the lawn will be two months from
now. and YOU will see lot of hill and mounds and
trenches.
Old Mister Mole has arrived and is busy.
One flat fat mole, pushing his blind way here
and yon, especially yon, will do more to lawn
in a week than steam roller and seven huskies
can smooth back
In the garden he is double nuisance, and
though he may be Of some slight benefit nobody
has ever been able to prove it.
Uncle Sam has taken the mole in hand and has
issued bulletin that tells how to catch him. AS
his pet is worth from quarter to VICE that, and
as his capture is not difficult 20 be pcstered with
him is needless. s.g'M 1. IS So zs.s ...1
Give the boy of the family a dollar for a mole
trap; let him follow directions as given with the
trap. and let him spend the pelt money for any
thing he wants.
Giving boy chance to earn money, and
then buying his shoes with it, is like giving the
wife washboard and half dozen cakes of soap
for the anniversary present.
You will know where the boy is for a couple of
weeks; a rare thing in the early spring; you will
probably have fewer Alps and Andes on your
in arctic California will have nice warm mole
skin coat
Movie queens, with an income Of $250OO be-
fore breakfast are the only people who can afford
to wear moleskin coats.
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

Dr. lshida, accused of murder, enters a plea
OF insanity. The fact that he is distinguished
aienist ought to establish the fact.
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

Hindenburg tells us at this late hour that the
kaiser fled to Holland in order to Save Germany
from further LOSSES" Also to save the loss of q
skin very valuable to himself.
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

We advise the Huns not to resist the advance
Of the Pole in upper, Silesia. This particular pole
is a hitching place for the allies.
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

The old law of supply and demand will retire
from business when the British federation of in
dustries gets into the markets with its associated
capital of 25 billion dollars.
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

The kaiser having finished saving up 1000
trees, the last one was made into souvenirs Nina
ture wooden legs would be logical souvenirs of the
kaisers activities.
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

The Huns didn't appoint Bernstorff as dele
gate to the peace conference, and we beginning
to believe that the Huns have acquired leader
with little horse sense.
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

Of the 18th division soldiers questioned, S8I
per cent favored universal military training.
Haven't they heard about this bright new era of
everlasting peace?
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

The boss has theory that about half the
force is afflicted with the sleeping sickness.
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29
Peace deferred maketh Lenine sick 'em on.

Returning soldiers will soon be farming, and
the slackers will soon be fishing. 9-.%
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

1t is no longer possible to inherit property in
Bavaria, but the next generation will inherit the
debts, all right, all right.
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

Our idea of good conversatonalist is one
who doesn't use the first person singular as a
text.
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

The thing that peeves senators is that the
press speaks of the English view, the French v'ew'
and the Wilson view.
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

Postponing peace will cost France a few more
million francs, but may eventually save her a few
more million sons. a&
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

If the neighbor's chickens find our garden this
time and try to dig themselves in, they will find
it to be a war garden.
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

In America one marriage in nine terminates in
divorce Wouldn't child in time save the entire
nine?
The Bismarck tribune., 1919-03-29

for the anniversary present.
You will know where the boy is for couple Of
weeks; a rare thing in the early spring; you will
probably have fewer Alps and Andes on your
front lawn, and, in due time, some movie queen
in arctic California will have nice warm mole
skin coat.
Movie queens with an income Of $4,000 be-
fore breakfast, are the only people who afford
to wear moleskin coats.
Peace deferred maketh Lenine sick 'em on.
Returning soldiers will soon be farming, and
the slackers will soon be fishing "
The boss has theory that about half the
force is afflicted with the sleeping sickness.
Our idea of a good conversationalist is one
who doesn't use the first person singular as a
text.
In America one marriage in nine terminates in
divorce. Wouldn't a child in time save the entire
nine?
If the neighbor's chickens find our garden this
time and try to dig themselves in, they will find
it to be a war garden.
Postponing peace will cost France a few more
million francs but may eventually save her a few
more million sons. a.
The thing that peeves senator's is that the
press speaks of the English view, the French view,
and the Wilson view.
1t is no longer possible to inherit property in
Bavaria, but the next generation will inherit the
debts, all right, all right
The kaiser having finished saving up 1000
trees the last one made into souvenirs. Nina
ture wooden legs would be logical souvenirs of the
kaiser's activities.
Of the 18th division soldiers questioned, SO
per cent favored universal military training
Haven't they heard about this bright new era OF
everlasting peace?
The old law of supply and demand will retire
from business when the British federation Of in.
dustries gets into the markets with its associated
capital of Is billion dollars.
The Huns didn't appoint Bernstorff as dele
gate to the peace conference, and we are beginning
Ito believe that the Huns have acquired leader
with little horse sense.
Hindenburg tells us at this late hour that the
kaiser fled to Holland in order to Save Germany
from further LOSSES" Also to save the loss of .
skin very valuable to himself.
We are told that the German peace delegates
are to be on an equal footings although there is
county among them. It isn't saying much for th.
other delegates to declare them the equal Of th.
Hun counts we know about,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16
FORCED TO FINE DOG HERO
But New York Justice Took Into Con.
s'deratlon AnimaI's Brave Deed :
"a ~ win 4, EN- o~.x &

Two medals bestowed for bravery
hung from the collar, OF Jim, Great
Dane. when he appeared in the West
side court the other day, charged with
having been unmuzzled In public, says
the New York World.
\, Patrolman Joseph B. Ward, attached
to the health department, said he had
seen Jim in car without a muzzle.
Jim would not let the policeman come
near when an attempt to serve 1.-THE
summons was made. Ward testified
y Harry Gilpin, a druggist, told the
magistrate about Jim's heroism. Mr..
Gilpin and his daughter were asleep
in their house one night In 1915. when
q Are started. Jim was running up
and down outside when the firemen ar.
rived. He failed to make the firemen
or the crowd understand what the trol.
Bile was So he darted into the smoke
and fire and dragged out first Mr.. Gil
pin and then Miss Gllpin, both over
come. f. IT za...%~s ~
For this Jim received the Spiers
medal that year and Miss Gilpin gave
him another. Recently the Alps club
Of Riverdale honored him. 7
"A dog that is as brave as you are
deserves consideration" @ Magistrate
Nolan said, shut you weren't muzzled
and you resisted the officer. Fine 81"
Jim carried the bill In his mouth to
the clerk OF the court and took the re.
ceipt back to Mr.. Gilpin. RI:
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16
.. r,-LAa ..f -. r. .-..5- :.
Submarine Signals. !.

: During the war, as is well known,
submarine sound-signaling made great
strides. In Schiffbau an account Is
given Of a device employed in Ger.
many. In this device the receiver Is
secured to the outer layer OF the ships
hull from inside and is filled with wa
ter, the liquid being in contact
with the outer plating of the
vessel. The essential point in This de-
vice appears to be that the meas for
producing the sound are placed ex.
ternally on the wall Of the liquid tank,
whereas in most cases the sounding de-
vice has hitherto been arranged in
side the tank or receiver. Another
special feature Is an automatic ar.
range,nent for maintaining constant,
or adjusting, the level Of the water,
which can be manipulated externally
ii.--Scient iic American.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16
PUTS BAN ON TERM "LUNACY"
New York Medical Journal Says Moo0
f&ty Has Nothing to DO With y"
+ Madness.

New York.-It would seem that such
words as @"lunatic". and "lunacy" +nay
be dropped from the vocabulary Of
medicine, not only as being stigma
on those affected mentally. but ~ Of
fensive to the kin Of those unfortu-
mates. Says the New York Medical
Journal in this connection: -"
Mankind insists on classifying his
world in great groups. and the individ-
ual who happens to fall into an un-
popular category is doomed to a GER
tain amount Of ostracism. Perhaps
those who suffer most from the gener-
ic vagueness are those styled luna
tics though the old belief Of the in
sane being particularly affected by the
moon has long c.'ased I" exist, and at
recent conference Of asylum authori'
ties In London 1t was decided TINT this
word and some others equally indef-
mite. yet which cast slur on the 4peo-
pie so designated, should be aban-
doned."
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16
DOG HAS SERVICE CHEvR0NS
Also Wound Stripes, for He, as Well
az His Master, Was &~@-7 z. 7
Z Sft<Es Gassed. $3.50 ="

Waynesboro, Pa.-Private Robert L.
Ingels, with his war dog Sport. who
followed him all through the battles
Of the western front in France, is
home from Camp DIX, honorably dis
charged. The two divided the hon
ors in the home-welcoming. Both
were gassed and sent to hospital, and
both had a touch of influenza, the at
tack developing into pneumonia for the
master. 49,.
The dog, fox terrier, with lots Of
pep, was the pet of the soldier before
he enlisted in company r, Twenty
third engineers, known as the "Penn-
sylvania Casualty" company. Sport
was struggled on board the ship and
became the mascot Of the company,
the boys rechristening him Casualty.
1t was in the Argonne campaign that
Private Ingels and Sport or Casualty
were gassed. r." = Il +.
Sport wears a blanket Of olive drab,
which bears his gold wound stripes,
two service chevrons and the red key.
stone. -rs-
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16
RI. =,
Hot Water for ::
Sick Headaches
Tells why everyone should drink
hot water with phosphate
In Il before breakfast. =

Headache of any kind, is caused by
Observation-Disclosures means self.
poisoning. Liver and bowel poisons
called toxins, sucked into the blood
through the lymph ducts, excite the
heart which pumps the blood so fast
that it congests in the smaller ar
teries and veins of the head produc-
ing violent, throbbing pain and dis
tress, called headache. You become
nervous, respondent, sick, feverish
and miserable, your meals sour and
almost nauseate you. Then you re-
sort to acetanilide, aspirin or the bro
mides which temporarily relieve but
do not rid the blood of these irritat-
ing toxins. .1c =.
A glass Of hot water with a tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate in
it, drank before breakfast for awhile,
will not only wash these poisons from
your system and cure you of head
ache but will cleanse, purify and
freshen the entire alimentary canal.
Ask your pharmacist for q quarter
pound of limestone phosphate. 1t is
inexpensive, harmless as sugar, and
almost tasteless, except for q sourish
twinge which is not unpleasant. :.
If you aren't feeling your best, II
tongue is coated or you wake up with
bad taste, foul breath or have colds,
Indigestion, biliousness, constipation
or sour, acid stomach, begin theaphos-
phated hot water. cure to rid your
system of toxins and poisons. :
Results are quick and it is claimed
that those who continue to flush out
the stomach, liver and bowels every
morning never have any headache or
know miserable moment.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16
Hero Who Faced Barrape
Tries to Escape D. S.. G.

Il Philadelplia.--Uncle Sam fin
ally forced a Distinguished Serv-
Ice cross upon First Lieut.. sam
uel T. Smith. He was compelled
to receive 1t with all possible
ceremony on Franklin field, At
the University Of Peunsylvanfa.
This action was taken by Lieut..
Col Joseph N. Heller because
Smith had escaped from him
twice IN the Philadelphia hos
pltal when be tried to make the
presentation In the ward :.
Lieutenant Smith 10 twenty
six. He comes from Arkansas,
He received d bullet In his chest
at Fleville, France, last October
A while serving with the sixth
field artillery.
His citation reads: when his
entire platoon had been cut of
by an enemy barrage and all Of
his cannoneers but two had been
killed, Lieutenant Smith made
repeated trips into the shelled
area and removed his wounded
comrades to places Of safety.
He refused to accept surgical
treatment for four wounds he
had received until oil OF his
wounded men had received
treatment"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16

st Louis--Police are looking for
kargfar with chewing gum appetite.
she burglar stole a set Of false teeth
znS then purloined $50 worth Of chew
hg gum.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16
SNAPS!-

Well improved 1O8 acre farm
on railroad, side track on land;
20 acres field, some meadow, small
fruit, plum trees. $4,000, one hall
cash or will trade for small house
in Benlidji. s. 4 @$Ss.s $ Il,
Fine modern six room house,
screened porch and garage, S., 900.
Il Liberal terms.
A complete five room Bungalow
modern cottage, good location.
.$3000, part cash. -. 1917 .,!ss
Six room house, 81x140 lot;
$1,000 down and $1,000 per month
for one hundred months, no inter
est. -t:.. III. 81 zs5a }.+5 2
- Wanted to buy a six room mod
ern house. "a. ~ -. -; IA zs
For sale Irish Cobbler seed ~po-
tatoes. -... y &c.. "
Liberty bonds taken as cash.
GEORGE H. FRENCH.-.P Phone 80
J.. p. LAIR. 49,. :. :. :. Phone 328
Markham Hotel Building 81
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16

FOR sALEFive room cottage. hard
wood floors, city water, sewer,
electric lights. Lot extends to
lake shore. One block south of
Normal school. Inquire 1904
Dewey avenue. bbtf
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16
Want AID DEPT.

Advertisements in this column cost
half cent a word per issue. when paid
cash in advance. No ad will be run for
less than 10c per issue. - &
VII Ads charged On our books cost one
cent a word per Issue. No ads run for
less than 26c.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16

FOR SALE-House. garage and two
lots, facing east. VIII sacrifice.
For priceinquire 719 Bemidii Ave.
= or phone 340-W. 14d626
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16

FOR SALE-See the Bemidji Sta
tionary store for rubber stamps,
fac, simile signature@stamps, no.
tarial seals and corporation seals,
- .. ~ 35tf
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16
FOR SALE, acres Of timber.
pine pulp wood ties, posts and
=. poles. Address G. l.. C. care
Pioneer. ~..7r It, ~-&~=si3 2Od66

FOR SALE-Summer home, rooms,
bath, electric and phone. large
y porch Birchmont Beach, hear
r tennis court. Also room cottage,
most perfect spot on lake. Bar
gains. n. H. Vehon, All Ntcollet
Ave, Minneapolis -. 30d6l7
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16

FOR SALE---Fine seed potatoes, not
,scabby, Carmans and Russets. Also
few carrots. j. B. Redding, Del
ton Ave, and 18th St. 6d520
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16

w ANTED-hemstitc and seal
looping: Mrs. Ella Flyberg Red
land, Ruettell Flats, Crookston,
: MINI. Phone 1899: 1Od519
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16

WANTED-Kitchen girl, at Mark
/ ham hotel. 56tf
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16

WANTED-Two or three young
= ladies to learn dining room work.
Steady employment, pleasant
work, good wages. Apply man
5ager Markham hotel. 3d517
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16

WANTED-Work by the day or hour.
SIG Oak. st. Phone 531-W. 8d51T$
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16

FOR ANY kind of real estate deal, see
or write e. J. Willis, 218 Beltrami
Ave. Phone Al. 1213tf
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16
FOR RENT Two nicely furnished
rooms, 215 V Third St. $3.50
LOST AND FOUND

inner auto tube. north
part of town. Bert Clark, Phone
h.. 1851. 3d5l9
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16

TAKEN UP-I have recently taken
up stray eve sheep, May 8, owner
erty and paying a damages. Paul
Pagel, Bemidji, EstarsRoute. 1880 \
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16

Observation-Disclosures girl for gen.
eral homework. sos Lake Blvd.
Phone 11-R. Kill 81 Att
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-05-16
WANTED--Graip door nailers, Be
midi Mfg. Co. .E-a- 1d516
WANTED-Two girls for cigar
clerks at Markham hotel. 3d516

man experienced
( In general office work, general
merchandise and all round timber
experience desires, position. Ref
= erence. Location no object. Ad-
dress "R" care Of Pioneer. 5d517
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1919-07-24
TAFT HELPING
IN LEAGUE OF
NATIONS WORK
CRv The Associated Press)

WASHINGTON, ID. c., July "a
Former president Taft, who has writ
ten several republican senators sug-
qesting reservations to the Peace
Treaty which might be acceptable 10
both sides, today opened oorrespon-
dence on the subject with prominent
democratic senators including Hitch
cock Of Nebraska. Encouraged by
Taft's letters, republicans have IN
creased their activity today to bring
both sides together on the interper-
tative reservations, so that the Lea
one of Nations may be accepted with
ont vital modification.
Taft's communication to Hitchcock
was not made public, but it is under
stood to be similar to those sent re-
publicans. Hitchcock and other ad-
ministration leaders declare that Tor
the present at least they will continue
efforts for the ratification of the
treaty without reservations.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1919-07-24
DAY
AT STATE FAIR IS
ANNOUNCED TODAY
fSnecinl In Tho IIernldl

FORT WORTH. Tex. July "a
Texas republican day will be given y
place on the program Of the Texas
state fair this fall, according to an
nouncement given out by the execu-
tive committee of the Texas republi-
con council, which was in session in
the office of Chairman c. c. Little
ton here today. a movement was
also launched to bring prominent
speakers to Texas to make addresses
in the interest Of the republican party
and invitations will be extended by
the council to party leaders to visit
the state at intervals during the cam
paign in 1920.
Plans were also perfected at the
meeting for finishing organization
work Of the council and committees
were appointed TO have charge Of the
different divisions Of the work.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1919-07-24
GERMANS SEEK
SUPPORT UPON
PEACE MATTER
Ry The Associnted rrcs.l

WEIMAR. July 24.-Premier Ba-
uer told the National Assembly today
that the German people must work
and abhor revenge, that they must
renew German national life and give
national thought to the League of
Nations on strength of which must
rest their hope for the revision of the
peace treaty. Foreign Minister Muel-
Ter declared that the treaty must be
carried out 70 the utmost while Ger
many worked for its revision. the
German people having discarded mill
tarism must convince the distrustful
world Of their unshakable Will to aid
peace. lie made a strong plea in fa-
vor Of the League Of Nations, so that
war may be buried for ever.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1919-07-24
FIRST SEC'Y-GENERAL
OF LEAGUE OF NATIONS
is FITTED FOR THE JOB
Nly The Associated Prcssl

LONDON, July 2I.-Sir Eric
Drummond, the first Secretary Gencr-
al Of the League Of Nations. il a man
IN the early forties. Of about middle
height, with alert, rather numerous
eyes and fine features lie is ex-
ccedlngly witty. a most excellent com
panion and can sparkle at q dinner
party rs effectively as he con draf.
a clause of treaty.
Sir Eric is said To possess an aston
ishingly complete knowledge of the
United States and for some years was
a recognized authority in the Foreign
Office to he consulted on American
affairs. He il said TO have a gift
for international politics that has
served his country well in several
crisis.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1919-07-24
$4,000 ADDED TO PAY
ROLL OF BROWNSVILLE

BrownsvilIe's pay roll has been in
.Irrxs- "a 4 ~ -ssiscdt- b. 1876 a'ycAf This
came rs a result of the passage Of the
minimum wage bill for federal en-
ployes in all departments.
The new law provides that all gov
ernment employees shall receive a
compensation Of at least SO per day.
There are about one hundred local
employees who will get raise under
this bill, adding to the monthly pay
roll about about $4,000 or $50, 900 a
year.
The above bill is in addition to the
war time bonus Of S2i0, and the re-
cent twenty-per cent raise for certain
employees in the immigration service.
making the total increase in the year
ly pay roll here average about $780,
900 for the same two hundred en-
ployes.