The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1919-05-30
THE HIRED MAN

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hey quake, they snrinN, they cry;
BID rocks and mountains on them tail,
out rockS and mountains Iiy,
What horrors have | escaped this
night
Which nave on others fell-
Numbers have slept their last this
night
Only to wake in hell.
Oh, do not pass this life in dreams
10 be surprised by death,
And sink, unthinklng down to hell
When God demands thy breath.
The way of danger 1 am in,
Beset with devils, men and sin,
/ am tired OF visits, modes and forms
And homage paid to fellow worms.
Would you like for me to write
you an anonymous note and tell you
som ething that you ought to know
about one you are interested in?"
Yes, ii you will agree to tell me
naught but the truth. 1 should like
a dozen anonymous letters it can
use them to do someone good.
Who do you think is the best
looking woman in CALDWELL" 1t is
your wife or mine. 1t is very diff
cult to keep prejudice out OF an an
swer like this.
IF you were not yourself who
would you want to be!' My wife's
second husband
l went into one of our leading Cald-
well stores this week and said was
looking for something very tine in
woman's apparel. The kindly clerk
asked me what might it be and | rude
ly said that it was my wife.
| The Hired Man takes this way of
thanking all those people who gave
us this Ford. Mrs. Frank Rose en-
| ineered the scheme but does not tell
us who her partners are. This makes
us be good to all the folks alike, lest
we slight someone who has a cash
interest in the vehicle. There are
some days in which we could make
this car bring joy and convenience to
those who do not get such pleasures
often. Let aged persons who do not
often ride call us up at evening after
we get back home and ask for rides.
To spin them around just for their
happiness will be our pleasure.
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| The Hired Man wants a good life
home for good little ll-year-old
girl. She is sweet and beautiful and
obedient. Act quickly for she is a
prize.
The Hired Man has 10-year-old
boy with lame leg. 1t will take $3.50
or $500 to repair it. He will be per-
manentlv crippled unless repaired at
once. His family cannot pay for the
repairs. Let somebody tell me how to
get this money.
"The Apostle Paul said for women
to stay at home more and if they
wanted to learn anything to ask their
husbands. What is woman to do 1t
she already knows more than this hus-
lband of hers" 1t will not hurt her a
bit. Many women have more brain
power than their husbands. The more
sense a woman has, however, the
more likely she is to get along well
with her husband. They did not have
automobiles in Paups day, else he
would have known how futile it would
be to tell women to stay at home. 1t
does not hurt anything, however, for
woman to go on record as being
tmore than half satisfied with the man
she married.
do Catholics go to Heaven the
same as the Adventists and Metho-
dists" A Catholic that is a good
Christian goes to Heaven as absolute
iy as anybody else. A bad Catholic
gets about as close to Heaven as = bad
Baptist or bad Adventist. 1t is not
the acceptance of any creed that is
going to save us, or lose us, but 1t is
all resting on the question as to
whether that creed has made us quit
our meanncss and set to work doing
good. He'll has several big coloniz-
alton schemes made up of folks who
could glibly recite their creed and
that of the apostles.
Can you or anybody else prove
along logical lines that the Bible Is
ltrueT | have never wasted any time