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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03
Ksnsas City Live Stock

KANSAS CITN, May 2 -HoFs--Rc
rsipts $4,000 head strong TO higher; bulk
sls50d2021. heAvics, 3od2O33. me
pigs sliQls25
CAttIe-ReceintS, i7CO head heavy
steers sll.Sodls75 light go 256f II 80 ;
cows and heiisrs, - S0Ml525, Gamers.
s5ae so; calves, ssSO6 SO, uoekert.
- 0@1j1a
sheep Receipts. 2 200 hesd steady 10
higher lambs. tl625ala2s: culls 81 25
a 10, medium ewes sll25@lt5o. breed
inR ewes sO5OMl7
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03

Small company wants offset or
proven lease In shallow tield--Okla.
hOma. Kansas or Texas Do not
submit anything with or adjoining
dry holes or abandoned wells Please
furnish plat and full details Ad-
dress L. o. Box 62g.--Adv
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03

ST LOUIS May Hogs Receipts
sloa 5d2035. pigs stjdlp2S: mixed
and butchers si9 o0d2O so: heavy, $50 So
a @2O65: bulk. t20l0d2O55
Cattle Receipts 900 hradt, steady, na
tive beef steers. sli5oGls5 30 ycArnuE
steers and heiiers, 80 bOdld; cows so so
nl35O, stockers stodIa. southern
steers. ti06ls COWS and heiiers 81 }Om
= Gamers, sS.Soa7?S, calves, s71j
sheep Receipts. goo head. sisA'y:
lambs t2o6 90 IS ewes, esq lt.jQ. can.
nerS, sijoall,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03

Have 100 acres IN aec a2s.3w,
Fox district Carter county. for sale
or will make drilling contract Also
100 acres In Sec s-2-3 same district,
FOR sglo. Last tract must be handled
by MAY Sth Give best offer on
either or both Address Box 30
Thackcrville. okla Adv.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03
MOTORCYCLE RACKET IS
HARD ON SHELl-SHOCKED

CHICAGO. May 9--Authorities in
"A number Of central west cities have
taken steps to prevent motorcycles
and automohilisls from driving with
the mufflers OF their motors open. IT
Is declared that the sudden eXplo-
slons have the same effect as burst
Ing shells and machine gun fire on
the shattered nerves ~ returned sol
diers WHO are suffering from shell
shock
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03

CHICAGO May 2.--Butler-- Lower
creamery 5ld 57he
Unsettled receipts 23.sl0 eases
trsiS. It6tta e, ordinary hrsts 4OQIlr.
At mari cAsa, Included 42Ga3c. storage
packed Nrstse44dNhc extras iiac.
Poultry--Alive unchange
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03
Chicago Grain,

CHICAGO, NAY 2-Corn-No. vel
low. 81 6ba 6sA
,oAis-s,andard 7Oh 67ihc
Rye--No .. si6l y aI.65h
BArley-slllGi2e
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03
For SaIc-prp,iuCtlon

so-acrc commercial lease making
so to 10 barrels daily For lnformA.
ton. write G. A Lovelaco, GOT
kogee, Okla Adv
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03

FORT WORTH Texas May Cattle
Receipts, 100 head steady; beeves, 8, SO
@l375
Hogs Receipts | 0Qp head ! DC n ljc
higher: heavies s2Od20 20
sheep--Reeeipts, 1900 head steady
lambs "sl4Mls
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03
.OIL AND GAS.
Z Leases, Supplies, Produetiop. s,o,

Wanted, Standard string Of drill-
ing tools complete Must he cheap
for cash, Phone sos. Sapulpa Adv
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03
Texas OH Irnse

30 acres, 1900 per acre; 81 90
rental, = miles from deep test
five year lease. Indications good.
Coke county
GlJ j. NEwsOM,
Adv Dronte, Texas
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03

ROBERT A, McBlRNFY
Funeral Director .- Phone 456-lpl
02l South Main.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03
Liberty Bond Closing

by srr,ndbsrg. MeGreev,

NEW YORK. May Cotton closed bare.
ly steady
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-03

articles enumerated in paragraphs
C2l 10 90 both inclusive, II such
articles Is made of or ornamen'ed,
nouStrd or fitted with precious
moNts or limitations thereof or
ivory which are cossed under
jcwclry. and the tax paid by the re
taller, or to articles made of fur
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01
Monday, December /, 1919.
THE REsTFuLLEsT SPOT.

IL we were 90 pick the spot for
a rest cure for ihe average tired
business man we w0ull choose the
attic of nn old down.couniry
house, that for three or four gem
crations had been the home nest of
hard working. God fearing.
thrifty carny. American farmer
folk
An aiiic like that has more per-
sonality. more rcpose, more ro-
nance arid more contontmcnj m it
than ail tho saniiariums ON earth.
Pit your big bed between the
north window and the stone chine
ney. that an through The night
sends emit gentle warmth
Overhead from the cross tins
beers hang the hams, the shout
doris tho s'rina of bacou, and the
sausage links
Drying peppers are there and
maybe garlic. though the Ameri-
can tastc runs not 90 garlic, hut
~ So cents the pound il is bccom-
SOC 3re common in the farm
gardens.
sd corn. long rows hanging
on polcs slmg FROM ropes hung
81 INC husk. that rusilcs n the
evening winds
4 skunk skm stretched ON
Whitfield shiugle maybe d mink
sisin. and perhaps q horSehidc rug
A rawhide seated chair or two,
and rope lounge. and o corn
husk matfrcss on the bunk where
the extra harvest hand beds down.
Beams in ihe pod In great heaps,
drying for the threshing Flower
garden bulbs. and onions and
herbs and roots ard medicinal
harks
odd trunks. with grandmother
love letters, and mothers wed.
ding veil and the war drum of
Uncle VIII hanging IN a dim cor
uer. with graudiaiher's sabre, and
great great grandfathers flint
loek. ihnt blazcd as many q pilfer
Inc reds,in in the Ohio wilder
ncss
Garments Of dead heroes. wal
tranpinus of four generations
scents Of the fresh fields, and o.
love gardens of three-scorc anC
iep years ago
Such an attic is a storehousc o.
memory. % museum of history
scented place of healing, and owe
# aH hangs the aura Of genera
iions of men who did things will
their hupds even TO hewing ou
ne square beams above, and o
omen who grew old peacefully
servicefully, fmiifully
ln such d place even a bushes
aan might anif Worrying
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

without the elemental hospital ncccs-
sitifs u has been the battle-ground
Of one army after another and the zone
Tor changing forces Of occupation.
Large areas are burned AWAY The
bcst equipped hospitals havc beon
completely ruined and pliiaEed.
According TO Lieutenant Colonel
fabian, chef saniiarlan OF the Polish
government FOR the Galician front. The
typhua situation echpses anything
ever known in this land whnry typhus
has ulwayg been more or lcte epidcm-
lc. With an unprecedented beginning
in Che simmer months, 10 D. feared the
winter viii see Il increase with even
greater fury The vermin which cause
phus incubate ana multiply IN the
cold season.
The American ed Cross has estab-
lished headquarters here in response
Goo the appeals OF the military and gov
crnmClt authorities Intense activity
is already In progress for coping with
the distressing conditions
requests Tor hospital supplies come
into the temporary headquarters from
an sides Centera have been selected
Tor vitality needed hospitals but there
is such an utter lack o. material for
cquipplng them that an efforts 70
cope with the situation have failed.
The military and government authori
tics are lending every possible aid
ln Fastening tae immedlafe distrihu-
tion of the American medical supplies
in AN attempt 10 check the disease be-
fore 10 galns too much heuawRy.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01
WIFE 8 WOODEN SILK
DRESSES.

Our arauddads used 10 have
great Joke about wooden mtmegs
anuiariured by the Connections
YmNee. buf the wooden silk dress
81 to-day Is mo- Joke Perhaps that
handsome neektic hanging down
over your manly chest this very
minute IS just plain timber, dis
quised
A scientific magazine tells us
ihat the United States, falling 60
compete with cheap oriental labor
the culture OF the silkworm, is
king very successful imita-
f'm oH of the spruce tree u b.
called yiscose silk The spruce
wood Is. of course, reduced 10
pulp Thon thcy put b. through q
process which makes It look and
st IKE molasses, except you can I
Ylake rum Of Il and IL doesn 7
80 any TOO well with buckwheai
cakes. This molasses is strained
through a fine screen, the string'
dropping into a solution whiei
transforms them into yarn thread
This yarn takes dye readily, d
strong rs auy silgworm silk
cars well and stands the rubity
nab 81 the washiub ID great shape
Some day we're going TO Try e
make suit Of clothes out Of th'
Zine crop Of weeds we grow SO sue
cessiully in our back yard
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01
The woooMEN OF THE WORLD
JUVENILE DEPARTMENT PAY
DEATH CLAIMS lMMEDl-
RTELY UPON PROOF OF

Corpus Christi Texas Nov 20. 1919
s a THOMPSON
Juvenile Manager.
Nooimen Of the World
Dear Sir.
Please accept my thanks FOR prompt
settlement on ~ o. W. certificate NO.
Iui5 death OF my child which oc-
CURED November 2S 1913. al 1900
d. ga Proof uf deoth Yop 70 you
November 90. 1913. az 2 .. NJ. ana check
received at $3.50 p. m 20 pay Cor same
Tho child had been insure anly since
lNoVcfahor A. 1915 Respectfully
MARIA a. ANDHApE iD2 Mesiinn
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

Of the germs nat cause ihe dis
ease. S. S. s. has no equal as a
blood Gle nser. scores OF sufferers
say that Il has clcansed ,heir
blood OF Rheumatism. and remcy-
cd al trace OF the discaEe from
their system.
Get i bottle OF s. 6. ). u yorr
drug store ard get or the RICH
treatment to-day. i you want
special medical advice, address
Medical Director. - Swift La5era-
tory. Atlanta Ga.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01
You Can't Cure Rheumatism
With Liniments and Lotions

Ii you are afflicted win Rheu-
matism, why waste time With lni-
rnents. lotions and other oeai APP
plica,ions that never id cure
Rheumatism, and never will,
Dc not try 20 rub the piin away.
for you never win succeed Try
the sensible plan Of hniing the
cause OF the pain. Remove the
cause, and there can Be no pain.
You will never be rid ui<heuma-
tism ugtil you cleans y.aT blood
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

sidney Han OF Knoxville Pa. is
CultnF his fourth set of teeth In his !
seventy fourth year nalls third crop
tatlei hlfu nuf dpes hr worry Rnd run
tn tho dentist flt m4n made uutit
N0t on your ifo me- srows new
fet
Tho United States war department
h.H approved the Insignia for the
Alneteenth uirpiaue squadron. some
Ee1d folks objected to N, pair Of die,
with tnr number acvcn turned up.
thuD
/ Albeit Johnson. duHky hucd Ameri-
cam giraea, WAS arrested for 'ob-
/ atrugUnp tralflc.' nrAr Wall 'strcot
/ huw York Hc stopped his coal char
lnt Boo that busy district TO pick ul
| ~ nita' Boz H crap game.
| 30 rocms THAT Albert didn't know all
Ramhlms dunc n Wall street must n'
It4flti ou through curb operators ol
reeuat members OF the stock EN.
nitntr
r isnt the players on the field wine
keep lhe game spIue ns tht thin hnf
lums ps thc boA office.
At this time ct the year every ht
tie ohiid cam detect the odor et Christ
mas gifts 300 any locked closet
Love Long.
Miss Cora Love and Ray Long Wott
married al Horton, kan.
The heaviest Thanksgiving dinner.
Ton family reunion. Blue Island lll
Our Own Dictionary
STOMACH ACHE one large GAR OF
jam entirely surrounded by q smal
, boy
A very Taking Way He Had.
"Do you grasp things rcadllyF ask
cd tho portk gentleman Of his chanci
, acquaintance.
"Oh. yes" replied the other, quietly
{ lfiing his watch.
Sir Conan Doyle % Sir Walter scott
my Hound OF the Baskerville needs
new house. How much 10 that kenil
D WORTH
, General wltherinKiy 60 recruit sianG
q ing coufusedly before him "fo
4 blliherinR doli, what do you mean b
laundering ia heres Didnt you ~
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01
The 81 Biggest Problems of the Average
Southern Former"

Every member OF The Progressive actual
r experience of running southern farms nowand
o cur own experiences and from ga multitude Of farmers letters
nat come 10 every believe have figured pretty
carly perfect list Of these "ffyo problems" average
southern farmer and going them i'm years Pro
sressive Farmer
We are gong 20 trea then order of men JUS, far
possible For the aim % Tho Farmer always te
subscriber whit he noN when
noa il, and in as few words possible.
Here's the list Of big problems dnring the far
loutl and the date which each lteuson wll appcsr
NOVEMBER Financing ths Farmer; Personal and Shortem
Credit longicm Credit tor Land urchast Avoiding Cline
riees Utilizing National Farm l. 81 Associations ote1
NOVEMBER SSysems of Faru0sg--Affceng Soil Fertility,
Money Profits Prosperity and Perm. oi Rural Life
NOVEMBER l5Arraugng and E ting Fences. Relative Values
of Different systems, Materials,
NOVEMBER 22-liow g Reduce lad-washiug Minimum
rorracng Dtchng. Filling land iumUs Proper Use 81 steep
tNlSides etcl
NOVEMBER 29Mhat Changes geeled Better Health
for Men, Wo mcn and Children on he armf
DECEMBER 6Winter Care aud pdng 81 Horses Mules Cattle
and Hogs
DECEMBER lS-Gettng Rocks ane Sumps OF the Land
DECEMBER 20llow Farm Ncgt9rs May Work Together for
Greater Profits and Happiness.
DECEMBER 81 Business Methods tho Fami uvontorei Rec
ods Accounts; Bankng Costkeepis Advertising; system IN Cos
repondence and Making sales, elcN
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01
THE TOWN GOSSIP

lutpr Town tosslp+- We were read
lng thc Town Gossip last night audi
were hscuhsing some OF the things that
Won bod written We had auit. an an.
FumrW concerning tht method yuu em-
ploNVd 60 grt your hourhta in line.
Insisted thAt Aon had 10 have Il bic
drink Of muunNhlnU before Won could
turn est any stun ihr that For tho
benefit of 90 concerned please iat usl
kuow Whether I am correct A. ). W.
DEAR A. j. w
ABOUT TWO weeks aso
p READ aeou, IN editor
nowN ~ ocorsla
VINO ALWAYS voted
THE MooNsHlNr ticket
AND CAST several ballots
EVERY DAY
ANp rm mere no drank
.rHE uErrER he could write
NLrnoucHT itF didnt always use.
ANY GREAT amount Of discretion.
AND ONE day
WREN his wlfe loft him
Ion I'M rem hei. To-
SOMEBODY'S FORTUNE.
.oR SOMETHING else
oF a pleasant nature
HAD HAPPENED TO him.
rive FORGOTTEN what 81 was.
me GOT taukod M
coon AND proper
AID Im soush, some outiot
ire HIS oxuberant spirits
tNp me sat down
tNp WROTE a hot piece
cussING OUT me sheriff
AND EVERYTHING he'd done.
AND THE paper went to press
AND THE editor
READ HIS article
AND WAS satisfied with 1t
AND THE sheriff read Il,
AND WASN'T Satisfied.
ANp WENT around
AND CALLED on tho editor
To PAY Ms RESPECTS
AND ms paid them
rs sucH a manner
THAT THE editor was left
UNDERNEATH Hls dosk
WITH TWO mack oycs
AND a broken nose
AND a headache
AND AS I said before
] READ that article
/ WITH CONSIDER ARi.E Interest
1 AND I made ur ms rind
RIGHT THEN ana there.
Thar I'D stick to Bcyo.
AND LET moonshInt alone
7 THANK YOU.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

Al cost of about Saooaooo Japan
win build tunupl more than three
miles long under portion ~ INC
ShimonosoN strait 90 INK to tm innn g
nnd towns now served hy feryhonts.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

nat dcor was marked private enc
trance
Recruit "Yoa sir I'm @ private"
Squire Ahnor Hnfpngtou has no
0ccd thnt the man who alwayH haas
tomethinp 90 tinker ai round the house
never geta done.
n is lust before ChrlstmHs mat
most of us draw tho dividing limo n'-
f,,o.n our friends and acquaintance.
ma send urctB cards 10 those wee likc
rent woil but who are not, you UNI
lerstand ono's own friends.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

8 belle u tho Mairsi tribe in AZ
eas iunrir land Conforms very near
81 io ihr prevailing style of "a Partisan
uali gown 10 hacklcss aleeveiess, ga
frankly rrNtAilnE Rays Lady Grace
4iuaktna.e. eaploggi,
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01
svescRlprloN RArEs.

Complaints og service. orders 20 start
or discontinue delivery 81 paper. and
changUH uf address. should be address,
~ uf ttlfphuncd to
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

The Associated i'rcHs if exclusively
entitlci 60 thc nae Tor republication %
OIL news croilfsu 20 50 .or not other
uise credited iu this paper and also the
local news published therein.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

General. witherinEly 20 recruit stanG
INK coufusediy before him you
hiltherinR doli, what do you mean %
laundering ia hefe3 Didnt YOU see
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

Sir Conan Doyle "a Sir Walter scott;
"My Hound OF the Baskerville needs q
new house. How much 10 that kcnil-
WorthT
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

A very Taking Way He Had.
"Do you grasp things rcadiyr ask p
90 tho portN gentleman Of his chance
acquaintance.
"Oh. yes replied the other quietly
ufing his watch.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

~ snt the players on the field VINE
krrp iht game sofas. ts thc thin lin'
fuMs py lhc boa office.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

Our Own Dictionary.
STOMACH ACHE one large GAR OF
jam entirely surrounded by small
boy.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-12-01

The heaviest Thanksgiving dinner.
Ton family reunion. Blue Island. lil
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1919-08-15

girls in the abstract but not in the
concrete
If you're homely girl, isn't it per-
fectly disgusting the way the pretty
ones flirt?
Probably nobody has ever discov-
cred why there are more fat women
on the streets on a rainy day than on
a sunny one.
You're as old as others feel you are.
People talk of catching cold like
they had to run after it.
Humanity doesn't change as you
think it does, but you change.
Any good automobile should be able
to lead retired life.
r
He who is good at making excuses
is not often good at making the
payroll.
The successful man not only be-
lieves in fate but thinks he bosses it.
Modesty may advertise a woman,
but it puts man among the also
rams.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1919-08-15
MAJORITY AMENDS

Newspaper correspondents with
whom the president has talked report
that Mr.. Wilson is of emphatic opin-
ion that it takes a two-thirds vote of
the senate to make reservations in the
peace treaty. He contends that a ma
jority vote is not sufficient, which,
if true, would have the effect of max
ing amendment of the treaty very UNI
certain, as the democrats appear to
have a third of the Senate lined up
for it as it stands But the president
is radically wrong in his view. The
rules of the senate are very explicit
on the point, and while conforming
to the constitution in requiring a
two-thirds vote on the final passage
of the resolution of ratification, de-
mand only majority on amendments
to that resolution. Here is the rule:
"On the final question to advise and
consent to the ratification in the form
agreed to, the concurrence of two
thirds of the senator's present shall
be necessary to determine it in the
affirmative; but all other motions and
questions upon a treaty shall be de-
cided by a majority vote, except a
motion to postpone indefinitely, which
shall be decided by a vote of two
thirds.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1919-08-15
GREATEST NATIONAL ASSET

Petroleum and it's products can
well be said to be our greatest ma
tional asset, the exports to date ex-
ceeding $4,OOO,OO0,OO0, or more than
the gold mined in American since its
discovery. The annual production of
oil is now eight times in value the pro
duction of gold, and it equals, if in
deed it does not exceed, the annual
output of all the minerals as well as
all other precious metals and gems
combined. There are over 800 by
products made from crude oil. They
include benzine, gasoline, naptha, kerr
osene, fuel and lubricating oil, paraf-
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1919-08-15

fin, asphalt products, axle grease, coal
tar and soaps.
Western states have been greatly
hampered in development of oil pro
duction by the failure of congress to
pass equitable measures providing Tor
leasing and operation on withdrawn
lands. Action has been promised
regularly for the past ten years and
assurance was given that final pas
sage of satisfactory legislation would
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1919-08-15

be secured at this session of congress.
But still the matter drags along due
to failure of cabinet officers to get
together, and western development is
held up. 1t is another good illustra-
ton of too much political control and
regulation strangling an industry.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1919-08-15
Sayings of the Wise

An easy going man in early life
usually has hard going time in late
life.
"The dignit that doth hedge about
king" is greatly enhanced when
you peep down and find to more of
them in your hand.
A motorman leads an easy life
he just goes with the current.
Unless you're a good automobile
conversationalist you can't be popular
these days.
at takes two to make quarrel"
of course, but it's never hard to find
the second one.
Men admire brains in women so
long as the latter don't indicate they
have them.
The man who hasn't any courage is
always loudly deploring the fact that
other people haven't any.
Some say an automobile that "saves
steps" never seems to save money.
When a woman feels that she has
a great world mission to perform,
chances are that she has either been
disappointed in love or her husband.
Everybody knows that everybody
else should reform but he need not
tell him so.
If you can't have your own way
you can always have somebody else's.
There are people you know who
take more solid satisfaction out of the
troubles of others than they do out
of their own joys.
IF man appears proud of his dark
past, he has never had dark past.
Newspapers sometimes speak of
romantic girls" There isn't any
other kind.
English would be a good language
if it hadn't been so badly abused.
You never knew regular boy that
allowed his studies to interfere with
his meals.
Children cry when there is moth
ing to cry about and when they grow
up they fail to cry when there is
plenty to cry about.
IT'S an irritating thot that some of
the people who profess to know more
about your business than you do, may
be right.
If you're content with bare liv-
ing that's probably all you'll ever get.
Of course your rich neighbor prob
ably is not as happy as you are, but
you haven't heard him say anything
about getting rid of his wealth so he
can be poor and happy, have you?
Having an automobile horn sound
wildly in your ear is annoying but it
is better than hearing the doctors
whisper in your ear, 81 think he's
coming to now"
A crusty man is naturally hard to
get along with.
With war tax on pajamas that
cost over SIS pair the old fashioned
night shirt is bound to come back into
its own.
Nobody ever had clothes made to
suit him, but still we have to wear
'em.
Fools may always tell the truth, but
its mistake to think that children
do.
Some time good disappearance is
better than a good appearance.
Why do people think that being
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