El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-10
Observation-Disclosures The Peace Conference
When Is A Secret Treaty No Longer A Secret?
By MONTAGUE GLASS.

h soon as the peace conference has fin
ished drawing Up the Indictment"
Then them German people viii be
paying her temporary alimony perma-
nently for the rest Of her life. Abe.
Morris said, because them fellers
which is drawing the indictments
B against the kaiser and the crown
prince seems 10 be taking their own
time about Il"
ITS a big Job. Mawruss, because
you take the Indictment against the
] crown prince. Mawruss. and the
: chances IS that the first 200 counts
I alone is for French chateau furniture,
and when someone steals anything
I from a French chateau. Mawruss, it's
/ 100 TO ] that he is guilty not only Of
I larceny, y understand, but Of con-
! cea ling mortgaged property besides,
understand me-" Abe said, which It
has always been wonder TO me-
AIawruss. that some Of these women
Of the 400 who open tea rooms for
European war relief has never con-
sidered doing nothing for them
Ruined Mortgages OF France, or the
Suffering Judgment Creditors Of Al
lied Noblemen-
Most OF our best families has had
experience some time or another with
railroad organizations, and you
would think they would have enough
sympathy for them Starving Lienors
or rance Nd ls11H 70 KEY W any
how a bazaar. It could be advertised
with a picture by some big artist
like Chas- Dana Gibson, where an old
man in what used TO was a fur over
coat before the moths got into It. is
bending over Liber 2244 Of Mortgages.
page 5s1, which is all the old Teller
has got TO show for what was once a
first lien on some gilt-edged chateau
property, Mawruss."
80 Use for These,
Wen, III tell YOU" Morris, said. I
there's a certain number Of people I
which nobody has got any sympathy I
with like mortgages, coal dealers, I
head walters, garage proprietors, and /
fellers which works in theayter ticket /
offices, to which Of course must also 1
be added postmaster general Burle- ]
son"
and why that Teller Is so unpopu-
lar is a mystery TO me, Mawruss,"
Abe said You would think TO hear
the way the newspapers talk about I
him that the very least he had done
was 10 mix arsenic with the gum
which they put on the backs Of
stamps, whereas so far as I could see,
the poor Teller Is only trying to do
his duty and keep down the wages
Of telephone operators, which I don't
know how strong telephone operators
is with the rest Of the country, but
compared with the hit that they make
with me, Mawruss, Mr. BurlesOn would
be a general favorite, y understand -
He was already in bad before them
telephone girls struck on him, Abe.
Morris said, and for the very rea-
son as you say. that he has always
done his duty as he seen 10, which
The trouble with them fellers that do )
heir duty as they see it is that no ]
body else could see IT. Abe.
Eyesisht Is Poor.
hoe "
pie which 90 their duty as they see il.
Usually has rotten eyesight, Abe, and
when IL comes right down TO il, Abe, Z
here is even some people which
claims that Mr.. Wilson should also
consult an oculist TO find out II he
ont need to have his glasses changed :
n fact there's a couple Of fellers by {
he name Orlando and Sonnino over
n italy which seems to think that Nh.
wilson IS practically blind so far as Il
June is concerned T
You mean TO say they amt settled +
hat Fiume thing yet MANIFEST APE v
They did and they didn't" Morris ?
aid. elIr. Wilson give out a long s
tatement about Il in which he
bought he settled It, Abe, and the a
taliau peace delegates said they y
-ouId 90 home and leave the peace a
flat, y understand, and 1
aought they settled #. but the way it
1oks now. Abe, IL the peace confer a
nee stays in session ill they 90 set o
Ie it. when Mr.. Wilson comes back a
nd explains the peace treaty. TO con- Y
ress, he viii speak with such p
trong French accent that only the q
TENDERS from Louisiana viii be able q
) understand a word he says" I
But why does Mr. Wilson say that a
ally shouldn't have Fiume2" Abe in q
uired p
Because e doesn't square up with 2
Is Il points" Morris replied. "and :
semingly he don't want TO stretch a ..
pint" 7.
Wilson Is FOrEefful. -
swell II he did, Mawruss. Il wouldn't .,
e the first time" Abe declared. DE "
luse If you recollect them Il points.
hich is more than most people could. e.
awruss, point number one said that =
iere should be cpen covenants OF al
sace openly arrived at. Mawruss, and a
SO something about such terms be- NJ
& discussed openly frankly and in u