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Evening journal., 1919-03-29
ST. MATTHEW'S MISSION SERVICES.

Servlc7s 10 50 MattheWs cnapsI. cor
ner Shipley and Elghih streets. tomor-
row, the rector In charge, will be: sun
day school at 23O O'Clock; evening
prayer and sermon at 5 O'Clock. Ser
vice and sermon Friday evening at 80
O'Clock.
Evening journal., 1919-03-29

In Eastlake Presbyterian Church to-
morning The Rev. T. P. Nor
decai will preach on the subject, The
Hope Of the. Ages and the Ages Of
Hope" In the evening the sermon sub
ject will be The Fo.ts Of God"
Evening journal., 1919-03-29
IrNnay AT WESLEY

In Wesley NJ. E. Church, Linden and
Jackson streets, tomorrow morning Str
vices will be conducted by Mr.. Hast
ings. The evening service viii be led
by Mr.. McAllister and Mr.. Turner.
Evening journal., 1919-03-29

Search the Want ads for business
Search the Want Ads. for good posi-
tons n Offices and factories.
Evening journal., 1919-03-29
RUN DOWN SYSTEM
BUILT UP IN TWO WEEKS

cHsoo,N
the Old
Evening journal., 1919-03-29
SUNDAY AT EAsTLAKE.

For pleasure or profit plant Fells
seeds. 100 West Fourth St.-Adv.
Evening journal., 1919-03-29

LOWELL. Mass.-It's an III wind
that blows no good. A dollar bill
fluttered into a local woman's hand
when she was hanging out clothes.
Evening journal., 1919-03-29

LYNN. Mass Charlie Clark. local
authority on snakes. announced he has
found a blacksnake and white and
black ribbon snake-a sure sign OF
spring.
Evening journal., 1919-03-29

DETROIT. Mch.-Four finger tips
are at police headquarters waiting a
claimant They are bitten of by Al
gernon Thompson. taxi driver. when a
holdup man tried 10 gag him.
Evening journal., 1919-03-29

CLEVELAND. Oils settled. -boysl
Your mother-in-law may board free II
she wants 10. That's what Judge Nc
Mahon decided when Albert Relish
wanted to collect s2.27l from his ma
ln-law for five years board
Evening journal., 1919-03-29

ALBANY, n. Y.-High cost OF eggs
going up. A Kenwood farmer used
1900 dozen eggs for fertilizer.
Evening journal., 1919-03-29

NEW YORK,-Airs. Ann Rogers. IN on
the subway, whispered to a woman
passenger. She whispered to the con
ductor who In turn whispered to linen
passengers" They cleared out. Both
mother and baby are doing Nicely
Evening journal., 1919-03-29

ABINGDON. Mass-This town voted
''wet" but the selectmen are asking q
fee Of $1,000 for a liquor license. good
for two months. No signs Of a saioGn
yet.
Evening journal., 1919-03-29

LIBERTY. Mo--Students at William
Jewell rubbed their eyes and stared.
r. L. Robwell strolled about the earn
pus. Officially he fell in the Argonne
last September and has a gold star in
the service 1ag.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-03-06

o, Microbes ~. Cine Puerto
Terra y demks Cincs De IA ia
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-03-06

Matias Erzberger. de n Comisisn A.
armisiicio teutona. eensur6 haee -.
eos dias Al presidenie Wilson. como
inform6 ~ ecrresponsal enblcgrsfea ~
Ell MUNDo. ror Greer qne Nofis
America proccdia con Alcmania de mo
10 implacable
siempre cn u historic de - nas
rras aquel que llcva Ia suprcmaeta r.
ne condolences cue ie sirvan De- eseusla
Ia concession dc eiertas gracias Ten
vieBe a este efeeio 40 olvidar D. oeuni
do en- Ia Ultima guerra frmeo ale
mana.
Napoleon ut - cncrcntra - se
dan; iz6 bandcra n parlameuto. EN-
tai motive un ofciai prusiano snirs -
Ia eiudad. sorprenditndole cueontraf
ali al Empcrador hacienda consfal
entonces cue q Rev de Prusia L o.
llaba en- las rroxiuidadrs Esia deef8id
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drcia:
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dido morir en- medic o. mis- iroras. -
10 me resta cntreear nj esrada ~ ears
tfas manos Sow de u NJ su buen hrr
msno, Napoleon Sedan. lo u en-
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para clio csta raz6u:
"Un nucvs Gobierno como o. sHes
dido otras ,cees. dcsligaria pronio E
Ia tropa DC csta promcsa
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-03-06
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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-03-06
LA PATRIA

La casa donde nacimos, el pals don
de fuimos a la escuela, los lugares doE.
de dimos nuestros primcros pasos, a.
quel arbol que vimos creccr, aquel
prado donde cogiamos margaritas Y vio-
letas: euanto hay de mas qucrido v
que tanto dcseamos yer despues QUO
estamOs leios.
iOh, patrial En- ella hay reeuerdos
tan dulces. Ella alimcnta vivos, cu-
bre muertos a nuestros padres, q los
compaiieros dc nuestros juegos, a nues-
tros conocidos; ALI Sc oye aquella len
qua en- la cual nuestra madre nos con.
solo en- nuestros primeros sufrimien-
tos en- que nos ensei6 lamar a
nuestro padre en- Ia TERRA, como tam.
bi6n a aquel otro Padre que esta en- 81
cielo; la lengua en- que por vez pri.
mera pronunciamos el nombre dc los
que nos dieron el Ser; Ia lengua en- que
recibimos los primeros consoles, nues.
ira primera instruction, las primeras
palabras amorosas. Guam natural IS
amar Ia patrial Tambi6n Ia golondrina
'vuelve su nido, de las lejanas tic.
rras donde el invierno pasara.
Nunca sc siente mas ell amor a Ia
patria, que cuando sc esta obligado a
aleiarse de ella. No te ha sucedido
alguna vez que hayas tenidO quo 6.
tar leios dc tu TERRA natal a IA
vez de tus padresl Al regresar, CO.
mo Sc sacudia con regoeiio tn cora z6n,
como tratabas de mirar hacia adelan.
tc, para yer cuanto antcs cl pueblo
donde nacistc.
iPicnsa en- aquel que csta separado
por momcntos y por mares, sin contar
a sus conocidos, sin yer jamas los
parientes, al amigo, al eual pedimos
tantas veces consoles en- horas de aflic.
cion de amargural
iOh! como SC fla Ia vista sobre las
montafas, en- Il ciclo, hacia q lado
dc nucstra patria! DE que gran precio
nos trae un recucrdo de ellal 70 he
probado esta amargura cuando, crran.
te por las callGs de ciudades cxtranje
ras, ola a algunos hablar el idioma dc
mi pals, sc me .Saltaba de placer cl
coraz6n; me parccia que habia dido
hablar dc mi padre. Y siempre que
baio la inAuencia dc climas rigurosos
vcia en- un jardin crcccr una morcna.
la eual, fernando largas avcnidas, da
belleza V Tiqueza a los campos de mi
patria.
ilnfeliz dc aqucl que, a "a fuerza,
tiene que separarse dc IA patrial 81
alguna vez encontrares a an destorrado
no 10 desprecics; compadecclo, soc6rrc-
10, haz que encuentre aqui otra pa.
tria, otfos hcrmanos para reponer aque.
LA patria que dej6 y que tanto anna
ba. k
Nosotros amamos nucstra pstria: =
mamos aquella terra tan risueha, aquel
china templado, aquel suelo tan f6rtil
aqnel lenguaje tan armonioso, habladO
por tantos ciudadanos, unidos con no.
sotros en- el amor a la patria eom6n,
en- los sufrimientos, en- Ia algeria, en-
la csperanza.
Cesar Cantu.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-03-06

pregunto por sus trabajos, Juan res.
pondi6 ri6ndosc:
No hicc NADIA en- todo cl verauo
II Holga zin. ...!
ESQ es: holgazan.
para desquitarse dc Ia holga zane.
ria Ia bes6 en- los oios. Aquellos oivs
amados que tenian los parpados viola.
ceos, como 81 en- ellos hicicra su cuna
cl angel del dolor, cl demonio dc la Ia.
juria la mala bestia del opio o dc Ia
morfina..
Manuel Linarcs RIvAS.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-03-06

gaio criminal de los cOnquistadores v
capitanes. Los pueblos van llegandD a
comprender que ell aumento de un cri-
men nunca podra ser su disminuci0n,
y que 81 matar es una perversidad,
matar mucho no pucde ser una c,r-
cunstancia atenuante; que 81 robaf cs
una vergienza, saquear no. podra ser
una gloria. iAhl Proclamemos estas YER
dades absOlutas, deshonremos la que
rra".
Vana c6lera, indignation de poeta.
La guerra es mas vencedOra que nunca
I'm artista habil en- este punto, un
asesino de genio, Moltke, nespondi6
un dia a los delegados de la paz las
siguientes extrahas frases:
"La guerra es santa, de institution
divina; es una de las leyes sagradas
del mundo: fomenta en- los ,hombres
todos los grandes, tOdos los mobiles SEN
timientOs: ell honor, ell dcsinteres, la
virtud, el valor, y los libra, en- una
palabra, de caer en- el mas grosero
materialismo.
Digan, pues: tQue han hechO los
gucrreros para demostrar siquiera un
POGO dc inteligencia9 NADIA. tQue
han inventado? Ca1iones y fusiles. He
ahi todO. mo ha hecho mas por el
hombre ol inventor del caro-, con esta
simple y practica idea de ajustar una
rueda a dos maderOs, que ell inventor
de las fortifcacioncs modernas!
IQue nos queda de Grecial Libros,
marmoles. Es grande porque venei0
0 porque produjo!
lLibr0la de caer en- cl mas groscro
materialismo la invasion de los per
sas!
bHan salvado y regenerado Roma
las invasiones de los barbarosf
lila continuado Napoleon I el gran
movimiento intellectual iniciado por los
lil6sofos al fin del 1ltimO siglos
uto DACh' Nd HuS iOo SOOitihoS ~
toman el derecho de muerte sobre los
pueblos, no es de extraiar que los
pueblos Sc tomen alguna vez el dere.
cho de muerte sobre los gobiernos.
Sc defender. Hacen perfcctamcn!s J.
Nadie tiene dcrecho absolute para 60
bernar los demds. Solo sc puede ha-
cer en- bien de los dirigidos. Ell que
gobierna tiene el deber de evitar Ia
guerra, asi como un capitan de navfo
tiene el dc evitar un naufragio.
Cuando un captain pierde su barco
Sc lie juzga y Sc le cond ma, 81 Sc le
eonsidera culpablc por negligencia o
por incapaeidad.
SPOr que no Sc ha de juzgar a los
gobiernos despues. de declarada una
guerra? 81 los pueblos comprendiesen
este, 81 hiciesen iusticia por ST mis-
mos los poderes asesinos, ST Sc obs
tinasen en- no dejarse matar irrazona-
blemente, 81 Sc sirviesen de sus armas
contra los que Sc les han dado para
asesinar, ese dia la guerra habria muers
to-. Pero Sllegara ese dia3
Guy de Maupassant."
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-03-06
LA GUERRA

Para los lectores de Ell MUNDo
tradncimos esta maravillosa pagina de
Maupassant sobre la guerra. Pocos, Sc
guramente, dc Duestros suscriptOres, la
habran leido; pero aGn asi, un- deber
de humanidad nos aconseja divulgarla
pedir toda las almas que la apren-
dan de memoria.
rSlLa guerral Solo con pensar en- es-
Ia palabra, sufro un estremecimiento
como 81 me hablasen de brujerias, dc
inquisici6n, de una cosa lejana, feneci-
da, abominable, contra natura.
!. Cuando nos nombran los antrop6-
fagos, sonrcimos con orgullo proclaman-
DO nuestra superioridad sobre estos sal
vaics; Icuales son los salvajes, los yer.
daderos salvajes7 tLos que sc baten por
conner los vencidos, los que sc ba-
ten por matar, NADIA mas que por ma
tart
4 Los sOldados que vivaquean ALA aba
10 en- los wales van destinados a la
mucrte, como los rebaiios de carnc-
ros que un carnicero cOnduce por ell
eamino. Caeran, con la cabeza hendida
ppr un sablazo ell pechO destroza-
do pOr una bala Y, sin embargo, esos
i61encs podrian trabajar, producer, ser
dtiles. Sus padres son viejos y po-
bfes: los que, durante veinte amos, los
han amado adorable como adoran las
madres, recibiran la noticia de que ell
Efio, el niho, el niho va hechO hom.
bro costa dc trabaio, dc tantO amor,
dnrrme para siempre despanzurrado pOr
lEkmetralla, en- el fondo de un barran.
CO... IPor que han matado su hi
io, su Gnica esperanza, su orgu-
70, a su vidas... No 10 saben... ST. =.
por quts
s'fLa guerra!... ibatirse!. .. idestro.
zafi !. lasesnar hombres!. Y tene-
nos, en- nucstra epoca, con muestra
civilization, con la extension dc como.
Simientos, con cl grado de lilosoliI a
qste ereemos ha lIcga11 Il Senin hu
Irlo. escuelas dOLd, se ensenI ma
tar a matar desde muy lcjos, cor l'er
fecci6n, con mundologiA ,, a matar
pobres diahlos. hOu:bres inocentcs, car.
gados de familia.
scho mas inaudito es que el pueblo no
seTsubleve contra el gobierno. IQuc
dtferencia hay, pues, entire las monar'
4uias y las repGblicasf
nTAhl Siempre viviremos bajo Ell pc
se.le carcomidas Y odiosas costumbrcs,
H. criminales perjuicios, dc ideas fcro-
ccas, de tradiciones barbaras de nues
Z tfDS feroces abuelos, porque somos bes
tias, y seguiremos siendO bestias q quie
mes, el instinto domina.
mo Sc hubiera deshonrado< a cual.
qpicr otro que fuese Victor Hugo, al
lamar este hermoso grito de liberaci6n
y dc verdadg
Hoy dia, fuerza Sc llama violen-
Ella y comienza a ser juzgada; la que
ira esta acusada de delitos cometidos.
La civilization, obedeciendo a las ms
tigaciOnes del g6nerO humane, instru.
We ell proceso y revuelve cl gran le-
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-03-06
DE INTEREs PARA LAS sENoRAs

Hago a maquina Punto dc Nainica,
Dobladillos, Tru-Tru Y Rivcte dc Picot
en- toda clasc dc tclas que SC me cnvicn
y a preeios economies. Sc sirven en-
cargos por corrco. Ticnda LA FAMA,
San Francisco Tclefono 555.-- A.
TERRADILLoS. Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-03-06

Cine Norma Santuce, Msrtes IL. Cine BeOgraPh Casho
Banderas Bayam6n Cine MOneCarO Cine Real Puera de Tie
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-03-06

Cine Imperial, Santurce, Viernes 2
Cine Luna, San Juan, Lunes 81. Cine
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-03-06

Guy de Maupassant. /"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
HARLEM OIL CAPSULES
IF YOUR BACK ACHES

Don't ignore the little pains ana
aches" especially backaches. They
may be little now but there Is no tell
ing how soon dangerous or fatal dis
ease of which they are the forerun-
ners may show itself. Go after the
cause Of that backache at once. or you
may find yourself in the grip OF an In
durable disease.
Do not delay minute. Go to your
druggist and insist on his supplying
you with a box OF GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM OIL Capsules. In "a hours
Won will feel renewed health and vigor.
AFTER YOU have cured yourself, con-
tinue to take one or two Capsules
each day so as to keep in first-class
condition. and ward OF the danger o. .:
future attacks. Money reIunoeu .h -
they do not help you. ASK Tor tne
original imported GOLD MEDAL
brand, and thus be sure Of getting TINS
geuuine.-Adv.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15

DO you feel tired and "worn-OutT'
Are yo1 nervous and irritable? Don't
eep well ut night? Have dragged
lot,' unrested feeling when you get
y In the morning7 Dizzy spells2 Bill
Pus3 Bad taste In the mouth. back
lche. pain or soreness In the loins,
md abdomen? Severe distress when
Prinating, bloody, cloudy urine or sed-
nentf All these indicate gravel or
tone in the bladder. or that the pol
onous microbes, which are always in
your system, have attacked your kid
Deys.
You should use GOLD MEDAL
Raarlem OIL Capsules Immediately.
kne oil soaks gently into the walls
md lining Of the kidneys, and the lit
pc poisonous animal germs. which are
fausing the Inflammation. are imme-
I'ately attacked and chased out of
Lour system without inconvenience or
)ain.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
Explain Yourself, Ethel.

Ethel Barrymore may be particu-
larry interested In sex plays, but 1t
seems that the following Illuminating
item from an afternoon paper may re-
Quire some explaining:
Ethel Barrymore. coming to Eng
lish's next week. is one of famous
stage family. She is the daughter OF
Maurice barrymore and George Drew
Barrymore. the brother of Johk ana
Lionel Barrymore and the niece u
John Drew"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
BEANS FOR FATTENING HOGS
Several Experiment Stations Have
Tested Soy Bean With Very
Satisfactory Results.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture)
AS supplement to cornmeal for
growing and fattening pigs the Wis
consin station found that ground soy
beans proved about 10 per cent su-
perior to wheat middlings, figuring the
cost of the feeds as the same. The In
diana station compared rations of two
parts of cornmeal and one part of
soy-bean meal with cgnmeal and
wheat middlings in equal proportions
and with five parts of cOrnmeal and
one part of tankage for pork produc-
ton. The soy-bean ration produced
the largest daily gains, and this with
the smallest quantity of feed con-
sumed for each pound of gain. The
Kansas station has tested the value
Of soy-bean meal In combination with
cernmeal and with kafir meal in COM
parison with the two latter feeds
alone In feeding hogs. The feeds We're
mixed In the proportion of four-fifths
corn or kafir and one-fifth soy beans.
Larger gains, varying from Is to 81
per cent. were made in every case on
the mixed rations than on corn or
kafir alone. The Missouri station in
a comparative feeding trial of soy
bean meal with linseed meal and tank
age showed that the three feeds were
equally effective In promoting the
growth Of young hogs.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
Shot Electricity Into Iron.

Ann Richter, timekeeper of the Mer-
chants Heat and Light company, had
a rather interesting and surprising con-
versation in reference to an electric
iron recently.
A prepossessing woman came in with
an iron for repair. She informed Miss
Richter that the iron was burnt out,
whereupon she was informed that 1t
could be made as good as new by put
ting in new heating units that would
cost $3.50.
"Oh, no you won't" said the woman.
II had trouble once before and l took
it to man. He attached it to some
thing, which shot electricity into 1t and
1t only cost me IL cents."-Indian-
apolis News.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
Keep Only the Best Mares and Breed
Them to Sound, Purebred Stations
of the Same Breed.

fly evil, they are exposed to extremely
cold weather and of necessity must be
maintained in stables most of the
time until the grass season.
Joint-ill, germ disease which
causes the death of hundreds of new
born foals, should be controlled by
.igatlon of the umbilical cord as soon
as possible after birth and the subse-
quent swabbing of the small portion
of the cord left pendent in l 800
solution of corrosive sublimate. The
filth germs enter the body by means
Of the umbilical cord unless such pre-
cautions are taken. A piece of sur
geon's silk should be bound around
the cord as close to the body of the
animal as possible. Then the subli-
mate solution should be applied to the
pendulous portion of the cord twice
daily until it drops off. The colt
should be born in well-lighted and
ventilated stable and in a stall which
has been disinfected thoroughly and
bedded with clean, bright straw. After
the birth of the colt the stall should
be cleaned out and again disinfected
while the litter should be burned.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
WILLING to Oblioe.

Senator Penrose Of Pennsylvania Is
Dothing II not strict party man.
kisten TO this one that his friends are
Filling on this political leader. who
oas rounded out more than half
century In single blessedness."
One of his long time supporters said
y him recently: Now, Boies, you are
Ding to be chairman of the next f.
Ance committee. You would have u
pod deal better standing down there
! Washington, socially as well as po-
ideally. II you would get married"
NJ All right" said Penrose, 'have the
EXAMINATION pick me out Il girl and
ll marry her"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
THAT STILL, SMALL VOICE
Conscience Spoke In Strange Manner,
but No Doubt II Left the Old
Judge Thinking.

Clarence H. Mackay said at ban
quet of business men in New York:
Wonderful are the uses of the tele-
phone. l know y broker who, looking
idly from his window one afternoon,
saw sight that made him almost
blush. Yes there could be no doubt
about 1t. Miss Daisy Meade, the beau
tiful stenographer, was sitting in old
Judge Hangers lap.
'"The lawyer thought moment then
he rang the old judge up. The judge,
with peevish look, uncoiled his arm
from Miss Daisy's waist to take down
the receiver.
Hello. Who is it?' he grOwled.
"'You old sinner, aren't you asham-
ed? the lawyer said.
'The judge gave violent start. In
voluntarily he pushed his lovely bur-
den off his knee.
"'Yes, l should think you would
push her off, the lawyer went on.
Look at her! Hair all tumbled! We
know, don't we, who's responsible for
thatY
"'Who the deuce are yeu?' gasped
the old judge.
IT. said the lawyer. in deep, i'm
pressive tones - am your con-
science
'Then he hung up the receiver"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
CARE FOR COLTS IN WINTER
Youngsters Are Exposed to Extreme
Cold and Must Be Main
tanned in Stables.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture
The high prices which horses of the
better grade are commanding has
been effective in increasing the annual
which previously have neglected their
opportunities along horse-raising lines.
AS consequence the production of
fall colts has increased.
1t is desirable that these youngsters
be accorded every chance to begin the
winter season in the best possible
condition, as, although they avoid the
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
PNEUMONIA IN SWINE HERD
Not Uncommon In Hogs, as Fat Ami
mails Are Especially Predisposed
to Disease.

Pneumonia Is not uncommon In
hogs, fat animals being especially pre-
disposed to the disease. Frequently
when hogs occupy warm. comfortable
quarters and are then exposed to the
cold. sudden chill will cause intlam-
nation of the bronchial tubes and
lungs, bringing on pneumonia. Over
exercise of fat hogs Is also a cause.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
Westward Bound.

1 Zone night the soldiers We're telling
|hat they did the first time they heard
le big guns at the front One fellow
poke up and said: "The first time ]
fard big gun l ran so far in five
|inutes that II took me three hours
get back"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
Shave With Cuticura Soap

And double your razor efficiency as
well as promote skin purity. skin COM
fort and skin health. No mug, no
Shiny soap, no germs, no waste, no
irritation even when shaved twice
daily. One soap for all uses-shaving.
bathing and shampooing.-Adv.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half p mt of water add OF. Bay RuIn
small box of Barbo Compound, and Y
or of glycerine. Any druggist can put this
UP or you can mix it at home at very lit
tie cost. Full directions for making and
use come in each box OF Barbo Compound.
1t will gradually darken streaked. faded
gray hair, and make it soft and glossy. 1t
will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-02-15
important to Mothers
Philosophy.

How does Jims support his wifeT'
Like the other trials Of life-with
what patience and resignation he can
master