Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
"A WISE OLD OWL
LIVED IN AN OAK.
THE MORE HE SAW
THE LESS HE SPOKE
THE MORE HE HEARD.
WHY CAN'T WE ALL BE
LIKE THAT OLD BIRD?

Some of the eating matches one sees
on the ferryboats would disgust a
HOG. Well dressed women throw pea
nut shells and chocolate papers on the
floor as though they had neither sense,
refinement or breeding.
Miss Marjory Goldsmith is teaching
school in Palisades Park
now much improved in health. A
course under DR.. Best has helped her
amazingly.
-Chauncey l.. Giles was out fighting
fire last Sunday Some cigarette smok-
er passed by and dropped a match and
set off the leaves.
DR.. Theophilus Nelson is obtaining
considerable practice in Palsade as 1t
medico-osteOpath.
Well, anyhow, Captain S. Elkan had
to walk his saddle nag home Sunday.
morning because he fretted--meaning
the horse-and perhaps the man be-
cause the nag nagged him. Never
mind, captain; Harry's coming home
soon, we hope.
The most amazing and sensational
news story ever recorded in the his
tory of the Hilltop section lies buried
in Cliffside because no man has ever
should be known.
Billy Lynch isn't wearing wrist
clock, as reported It's a regular fell
ler'S watch.
Well, now, who in the world who
knows him would ever have expected
little chubby Italian joe" who has
been deck hand Oh the Edgewater fer
ryboats for nearly 40 years, to go off
on beastly strike and put his friends
out so OutrageOuSly!
There are many things worse than
being a fool, but we don't know what
they are.
land last week by the severe illness of
his mother. She improved, however,
and he at once returned home.
Don't let anybody lead, or, rather,
mislead you into believing that there
is anything more radically wrong with
Palisade than with the average com
munity. All towns have to find them
selves, and Palisade is now more near
ly on the right track than ever before.
Now watch her.
fortune last Sunday to fail on the ice
up at Watkins Pond, this side of Fort
Lee, and break out one of his front
teeth. Never mind, Loyal, don't let it
make you unhappy. You won't miss il
when the modern dentist replaces it so
it will never be noticed.
Rather let your light so shine in yoir
community that you will work for its
betterment regardless Of what may oc-
cur to make YOU not approve what
some people in it may do. You are
here to stand by it, not to be .indiffer-
ent to it and regret that you ever came
Palisade would be hard TO match as a
desirable community. And as for tai
ent, it is here in chunks and lunches
The Quigley home would make a fine
home for a good family. Send some of
your friends word.
Never mind about all our past differ
enceS. PaliSade is going to look up
and go about her business right from
this day forth. See if she does not.
Mrs. Otto Hunicke has been i'll for
some time, but is much better now,
and is up and around.
The King home is for rent A very
attractive house, too.
Go and see Joe Wolpert'S washing
machine. 1t is automatic and runs by
electricity. 1t will save many back
ache.
such a winter as this, with no snow ut
all as late as this in January? Don't
all speak up at once and say that Pail
SADIE has had a dozen just like it.
You are all right So long as You
stand up for your town. When you
don't, you amt.
Ernest Sibley is busy with some fin
ishing jobs on public schools over the
county that We're not finished when
the work was stopped on account of
the war. He was at Dumont before
the Board of Education there last
Monday night. 1t is thought that
number of other communities will try
to at least get plans started for public
schools before a great while, in which
event Architect Sibley will be about
the happiest man in the village
Mrs. r. Il. Brown has been recently
very i'll from acute Indigestion. AT one
time she was in serious condition.
She is now much improved
We'll, sir, who would have supposed
that Klein's drug store would have
been the great success it is in so short
time? 1t is the wonder store of Ber-
gen county.
The Holthausens Coming.
The Carl Holthausens of Edgewater
Heights, GrantwOOd, have purchased
the magnificent John A. LeCato home
in Bluff road paliSade and will take