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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
ADVISING EX.SOLDlERS.

IJRGING discharged soldier, Camp Grant back their Old home
~ FARMS Edward W Robinson Of lhe federal department
labor gave which should M needed by eng dcmobcd through
country With exceptions cxcrs will fare best they
places which knew them before donncl the khaki There
many will old Jobs back, and those who do viii
be friends and conditions with which they familiar
pliying process, securing civilian employment II there danger
bers cities might best them
fomnt trouble
aside from that danger there least the chance of hardship and
humiliation soldier situated home influences and help
full friends Therefore sound advice which the representative OF the
department labor offers Indeed is sound that it wonder the
department upon the sending the soldiers
discharged At might take the furnish
transportation and for such journey instead OF paying the
money to dcIray such
IN cases discharged soldier prefers home and intends
TO- every city unsreakbe arp who there
separate soldier his final pay Freed from the restraints OF mill
taty discipline quite natural that the edcr should seek to have
fling; stage party amid bright s which he will be
his way Too often he finishes rncsS after which he must seek
poyment and there he many similar
happy plight
This might have been avoided discharge had proceeded in the
induction enlistment that is by keeping the soldier the
service and orders discipline he reached home But
the department the plan there only
sbtics advice and suggestion There soldiers will
teuo their former stamping grounds including doubt who will
fare better elsewhere But the they intend returning
later Therefore the families and friends soldiers about be dis
charged will do well urge them Immediately many cases
and will be needed the advances They
we'll and they still and themselves advantage by
going back that useful work for which they fitted by training and
long association
One conference committee going determine who started the
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
Y. W. c. A. DESERVES HELP.

cocTORs for the A. their campaign
~ today $2lo0 their goal II the people Of Oklahoma
CITY will take something Of this institution and IFS work there
should douh about raising the required Oklahoma CITY has dealt
generously NJ { A. and the money thus invested will
turn in better manhood womnhooi equally important That
IL the purpose y W A. 10 tina, end provides place Of resi-
denee young who 70 the city alone II also
conducts employment, department which secured positions for l52 Rf
in the past In addition conducts ca" dramatic, sewing
millinery English French subjects which the OF help
ing many young better positions Glasses almost subject
will he conducted If requested 10y twelve or more
But the C. A. does than attend to the "ufa7dy e o the
R. provides OF the right With summer camp for
pnc and ,lumer parties gymnasium and roller skating rns
wholesome amusement offered girls who might otherwise do without
or seek under less favorable circumstances
In an these activities surrounds the girls with atmosphere o
inmen and proper which we'll be worth than the more
tangible services TINS year expanding rs quarters and the
bcope Of its work. Quitting cafeteria and otherwise becoming better
eouipped TO provide girls This chance to have
psrt IT, prove you properly interested in the herme OF the
kommuniy humanity You prove by giving You should
The Custom Tao has decided that should have
wev suits wardrobe of appeal from tins decision has been
Snade.
The British embargo American goods has @ to much talk " a
hade something like happen Still trade war isn't as
Bad hc other krd
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
Tap,

Eddie an Jam an Nquiuteye zoe.
Baflootcd irccklcd an tanned,
Lay ON their backs with their moth
el,cH pup,
In the warm September glow.
An told what they'd be when they
gfowcd up
Eddie. an jim, an Joe
Eddie an Jim. an Squn'-eye Joe
Were bound TO be r.cher'n
ingl
Edilc'S ambition Judges Wig
J m would cNploun' g.,
An locd be a actor when he go.
big
Eddie. an Jim, an Joe
Eddie an linn. an Slnint eve Joe
Lie on the Shell-,orn earth
Jim dragS joe ~ a oratcr's brink,
Where Eddie. dyin' below,
Bcckon'. an gives en- his last drop
to drunk
Eddie, an jim, an joe
| Eddie. an Jim. an Squln,e eye Joe
Lie oa their backs, asleep;
Their Great Adventure has come,
and passed,
md crosses three. in a row,
Tell tina, they're richer than kings,
E az last
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
LnakeMLh4ke
His Column
COD,1T~/OJ9

oh, Joy
The days are cool. hut do not vout.
~ This fu' make a note.
You never hear a thing about
The man who rocks the boat
Ouch!
u doubt that YOU will be able 60
get anything ont OF old Dclhc'c
,al the Merchant II never had hu,
one collector who vas able 20 get hum
90 make a payment
"Oh don't worry" replied the rcv
Bin Collector Anything that has
been dun can he dun again
No Joke.
For Daily Bread
our prayer We make,
But most ~ us
Expect u steak.
Paw Knows Everything
Wille-Paw, what IS a Scli-stlrter P
Paw A SELF starter is a device that
enables You 10 start an auto engine
without craUklng i, hy hand. my son.
Willie Are there any scli-stop-
pcrS
Paw-Ye,. my son There are
plenty OF telegraph poles
How
on maiden with the
Exposed knecsrs.
How 30 YOU keep from
/ Having snecIcs'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
The Plummermnn Bird.

The Zimmerman Bird seems TIL
lie absurd
And his manner iorbldding and
chill.
Yet he's often quite tame, and they
gave him his name
From the fabulous size OF his bill
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
Thoughtful william.

william" snapped the dear old
lady. viciou'ly didn't hear the
clock strike , as you came in?'
"You did. my dear. II started Ia
strike 10 but stopped i, to keep il
from waking YOU up."-lt-Blts
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
Luke McLuke Says.

In a country town the unwrltten
law is that widower must buy his
iirst wife tombstone before he mar
rics again.
When you hate a man you wonder
that decent people even speak to him
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06

have 4 dental office m that town.
Mercy
Did YOU know that Ophclil lcgg
live, IN NcMlnNllle, Tenn,
Thank
Dear Luke Any time YOU are dry.
drop into the Chemistry Department
oi the University OF Cincinnati You'll
always lind Beer there and a coupl"
oi Stems -Fladda Lott.
Gosh
We have often heard OF man
drinking fortune. But we started 20
say that Eta Fortune lives III Ash.
land, Ky
Strange.
A vicious cuss is ienatz Rand.
ny prejudice he 10 blinded;
| know he In strong headed, and
Yet know he's weak minded.
Luke Mcluke
And IN his ways he's surely set.
IL AdOnirnm Jeryous
lie has an iron clad nerve. and yet
Hes very seldom nervous
Newark Advocate.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
Strange
Let's Col


How about running up TO Jackson
Ohio, so We can hear Otln Howell
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
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NM GARDEN CAMPAIGN.

lHf bAhbIN NhMlNlbNf
'IW hul'l that many FOLK vii h''l,
'4nI follow Mr DOunfiH lrni
NrI nhr th' trIH'y spade or l'lW
Tu lI 'Ir backyard garden nov,
Wul Nn'uk 'hr stubborn Frnr. tnl HI"
lNi iI.EftNi onion tUW un tnW.
N.I rI'tHra pni "-rlUuWgfur'.
Ana other iHn.y tifl"n fhf'
N'Nnu.h the wnf is done aud dll.
Tho NurtfF ones must HiIll N' i'i
AMI lr who grows th". navy h'tHH
Nmi u..n'rHh ana WfsHrd gi,ruf.
g. s'I patriotic chap.
who h,p. ~ lr'p uH 900 'hr map
Nni NIN fIH nhIr Iur Hud Hptl"
lufs ruHi ~ lNIng Too ~" fhhh"
in growing pumpkins for our rl"'
ono ErfH uo end ~ exercise,
Ana bee who illi7 towaiu,t fnfn
~ uu' rl,i" ln ihr Olru uir
lpnuI.nF bis ph, HUu" nni health,
The .au, Ha lf win ample wealth,
ilc chased u ru''tr rptt'ht hlI
Around iN" links. from Fl.ng il i'l
And thus in strength ng v',l re pcIf
IN, U'E farmer helps hIUs'i
Nul also n'.i th" other n'HN'T
who bus iN,If tpIiH and uru'h"k'f.
winch may in WIt iNr shall not tt.H
Nc ttfINE this optimistic hss
Ior when u COME, 20 gardens we'll.
We arc y " W ''
u..., ... ...l ,,
~ .II' 'H'I '' WV. A''' "''
courage tire grIrn campaign % is
hoped none ui me small 'iinr lh''N' .
| Wll become enthusiastic about E..N
inr Nd''nir' IN l'.' We arc IT'D"
seeking Soluu who will introduce o
Inn 10 make thc parrip q ml.lcm,tn.
ur as we'll q, au aiiliCllun The meas
IRE mas ais, include clause 90 re-
luce hr ofrl ACREAGE. there hwns
90 Drh rur .hm'n' 800 'hc wn'.I "i'H.
.'' '' .
.rt.. o.. ,i. ,... ., .,.,i ,,N,
INr'' ~ "'.i VIC VIZ ''
can't be happy without beng I.1I
'.' '',"t " ''. '.. .t...,1.o ~. w. 90
''''''' '"''
MI. 80 o.,,. .., g.. w,rL
my 49, a., ,"'"h ,. ,,,n 80
tain' certain pflyiIege'' oeNP''e
the efforts to "oik MN over ih'o
iit oiuicn iof New Jeiu'''eh'
he may, ifinStanco' sun sit Gloss
Prices for spring .''hc' arc q, h'F,,,,
that the girls Who show through WI
have another excuse l'' h'' wearing
The N''nn who is ''cNing '' IN
crease state revenue .' placing ''N
that ,tc dog owncr, ou'.yo'c the
sheep raiscrs
-
PAY w Wtth
iihT, h.'- now t'a"'Iis 1,' % n,' h''E'
| y" tIcy. " a. l'
C.n,r,hs afflicted with spring fever
r.fgr ,rv a srr,ug pumc. guaranteed
,..I ,,s i,I,rf a. ,4s.,ir,s tea and
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06

The Greatest Truth To One Man
Is The Greatest Un,ruth To Another
Man
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06

however the league Of nations hasn't caused
disposition par, the president slow down the naval construction
program
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06

But they do. and he seems to be pretty
popular.
Mother will spend the whole day
cleaning up the house and every
thing will be as neat as a new pm.
Bu, II she has a caller after she gets
through cleaning up, Mothers first
words are: This house Is sight ~
The reason why a girl IS too mod
est to notice the good looking man
who is sitting opposite her Is because
he is doing 1t out OF the corner ot
her eye.
A woman doesn't let a little thing
like an earthquake or tornado
worry her as long as she knows that
she IS dressed Tor 1t
The latest proposition is a National
School OF Baseball Here IS one
school in which boys won't play
hockey from their classes
Leave il 20 the woman who hasn't
any to tell YOU how to bring mp chill
drcn in the way thcy should go.
The trouble with having a Family
Skeleton IS that the darn thing wants
to rattle when there is company ir
the house
And thr truth of the matter is that
men do not feel as bad about the low
waists the women wear as some o.
them pretend they do
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
Mercy !

For, Dodge Iowa Irish & Green
have dental office IN that town.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06

W +. Blackburn s. completing a
handsome two story franc residence
at 90 West Grand avenue II - a
SiOOO structure anI IN keeping with
the residence, which make Grand
Avenue one oi the fashionable resi-
lcnlc ayenmcs ni The lllY
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06

Dr ! q Smith i, enthusiastic over
the plan, tor the proposed park and
L-nleyath
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06

Mrs. \ Gold,tandt and Mrs Leon
Levy will entertain nest Thursday at.
,ernoou q, the home Of the former On
Dale avenue
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
Ten Years Ago

Thomas - Ncwcombc OF Sherman,
Texas, was tine dinner guest Thurs.
day evening OF Mr and Mrs K N.
CONWAY
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06

One peace conference committee is going determine
1t probably has the task particularly
Germans the committee,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
Fifteen Years Ago.

J. X Gaylord and & Henley en-.
tcralucl number Of ihSlr friends
with a chatting dish party On Thurs
day evening
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06
Thank

Did YOU know that Ophclia Leg,
live, IN Meanwhile, Tenn ?
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06

They are nning men 70. wink
ing in Chicago, but man still re-
tain, certain privileges, despite
the efforts to work him over into
A ~ citizen for New Jerusalem:
he may. frinStanco, still SIT cross
legged and wear soft collars.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06

The British embargo American goods has l to much talk "i
1ade war and something happen Sill, trade isn't as
Bad the other krd
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06

Gaining what mot 90 d' is also 40
entail part ui education
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-02-06

The war lastoe plenty long
enough, but not long enough for
most OF us to learn the words OF
the national anthem.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-02
LARGE PNEUMATIC
TIRES ARE POPULAR

Sales figures of the United States Tire
company indicate that the drift to-
ward the use of large pneumatic tires
instead of solid tires on light trucks
has become very noticeable. The eX-
perts of this company are of the opin-
ion that the time is near at hand when
the accepted tire equipment for such
trucks will be of the pneumatic va
rety.
The popularity OF the pneumatic
tire for light trucks is not simply a
matter of taste. but is due to the very
probation made possible by the use of
the pneumatic equipment.
Alfred SchlOesser of Acton, Ind, has
written the United States Tire com
pany a very emphatic letter on this
subject. He says: by the use of
pneumatic instead of solids, | save in
gas, oil and depreciation on my truck.
Any time you have a customer who
doubts this statement. send him along
to Acton and | shall be pleased to
show him. \
81 have a Maxwell truck use Cor
hauling, equipped with 36X6. United
S atcs Nohby Cords, on which, be-
sides the body and chassis, 5, 600 to
5000 pounds are carried three times
daily TO and fro between Acton and
indianapolis. Yours are the only
pneumatic tires that have stood up
under the work. Thus far the tires
have been in service six months with
mileage estimated at 1000, and they
look good for three times that dis
lance"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-02
UNITED STATES TIRES
RECORD IN AFRICA

1t was not only on the battle fields
of Europe that United States tires
proved their value during the great
war During those tense months when
the eyes of all the world were cen
tered on the gigantic struggle against
Germany in Europe. few persons
gave much attention to the deter
mined campaign waged by the isolated
British force to break the kaiSer's in
fluence IN Africa.
In this campaign the Huns We're
elected by the British from their last
remaining colony in Africa. Driven
by the British from the German East
African territory the Huns fled into
Portuguese Nyasaland and Mozam-
bique.
Northern Mozambique, the area in
which operations proceeded for more
than seven months. is a vast country
stretching from the Zambesi delta in
the south to the Rovuma river in the
north, bounded on the west by the
British Nyasaland and on the east by
the Indian ocean. The total area is
about $1,000 square miles.
Alexander the Great in his most
ambitious projects of conquest, had
no such problems to face, and it is
doubtful if Moses, who was the finest
supply officer of all time, could have
maintained his reputation If he had
had to ration a column 800 miles
away from his granery at some of
the inaccessible points in this Afri-
can wilderness.
1t was in this work of rushing sup
plies to the 81 fish fighters that | nj
ted States tires made a record which
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-02
LIGHTER MACHINES
ARE PREDICTED IN
AUTOMOBILE TRADE

Government officials who are IN
close touch with the automobile indus
try predict that advancement in motor
car design will take the line of light
weight construction to a greater eX-
tent than ever before.
This opinion for the most part is
based on motor ear experience in war
as well as the extensive knowledge
gained by automobile engineers in
dealing with the weight question in
airplane construction.
1t has only recently been pointed
out by fuel authorities that gasoline
will continue to be scarce even though
the needs of war are eliminated. In
view of this certainty, it is altogether
likely that car size and car weight will
be paramount consideration because
of their bearing upon gasoline econ
Omy.
Much of this lightweight develop
ment will affect engine design. No
less an authority than Major Greene
of the British army said in a technical
discussion that he believed the air
cooled engine for the motor car was
the thing of the near future.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-02
TIRE PRESSURE SHOULD
BE THE SAME IN THE
WINTER OR SUMMER

should | increase the air pressure
in my tires in winter" Tire air pres
sure should remain the same winter
and summer. This is the advice of
the Is. +. Goodrich Rubber company
to thousands of American motorists
who are in doubt as to the proper in
flaton to maintain during the cold
winter months.
Many car owners labor under a false
impression regarding the tire pres
sure. Regardless of the season of the
year it is impossible to increase the
pressure in pneumatic tires sufficient
ly to in any way injure them Tires
should not be pumped up harder in
the winter months Likewise pres
sures should not be reduced in sum-
mer, because decreases cause the tire
to bend more, create more friction
and naturally to generate heat.
Motorists are inclined to make a
complicated matter of initiation. While
too little pressure is extremely i'm
portant and is undoubtedly the big
gest abuse tires are put to. determin-
ing the proper tire pressure for tires
is really simple matter.
Even tire gauge is not absolutely
necessary. Just stand in front or rear
of your car and observe that the tires
are full and round-that they do not
sag noticeably under the weight of the
car. However the tire gauge should
be used to confirm your judgment.
Proper initiation is so important that
no chances should be taken. At all
times the tire should receive the ben
eft of the doubt.
Tires SbOuld have nynprt insDectiop
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-02
The OL.DSMOb|LE
ANNOUNCES NEW
ECONOMY TRUCK
Features Uncommon to Light
Duty Trucks and Low Oper-
ating Cost Is Claimed for
This Make,

In addition to their regular line Of
passenger cars, the showroom of the
New Mexico Oldsmobile company, To-
cal Oldsmobile dealers, now contains
a handsome light duty truck.
THE day we were informed that
the Oldsmobile Economy truck was
an assured certainty. we wired the
factory for a sample" said B. 7. Phil
lips, because we knew that truck
put out under the Oldsmobile name
would be a winner. And it is.
Mechanically, it is remarkable
production. One of the first features
that catches the eye is the Torbensen
internal gear drive. 1t is without
question the most economical type
ever designed. 1t has the added ad-
vantages of relieving the driving axle
of all of the weight of the load. re-
ducing weight, increasing road clear
ance and reducing fuel costs by utiliz-
ing all of the power developed by the
motor
The motor IS a powerful four
cylinder of the valve-in- head type,
fitted with a double jet carburetor and
warm-ar jaCketed intake manifold
All units are standard parts that
every truck user will Immediately rec
ognize as the best that money can
buy.
Two other big features are a COM
plete electrical system, including an
electric starter and extra large pneu-
matte cord tires all around-Goodyear
35x5
I'VE have given this truck some
tremendously severe tests before of
fering it to our trade" continued Mr.
Phillips, land it more than fulfills our
expectations of it. It's sound from
radiator to tail lamp. speedy and de-
pendahle The high gasoline mileage
secured on both city streets and coun-
try roads has frankly been a revela-
ton. Because this truck is adaptable
to so wide a range of uses and because
we know it will maintain the Oldsmo-
bile reputation, we anticipate ~ very,
heavy demand for it,"
WANTED--Clean cotton rags. jour
nal office
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-02
PASSING OF BOOZE
WILL MINIMIZE THE.
MOTOR ACCIDENTS

Says one motor car builder, who is
also a bit of philosopher:
Old John Barleycorn is getting
ready to take the count. BY next July
he'll be groggy and by Jan. /, 1920,
the average citizen will not be able TO
fill thimble. What will this mean
for the automobile industry? A great
deal, viz:
First-There will be few motor car
accidents, because rum has been at
the bottom of most disasters.
Second-There will be fewer arrests
for speeding, because it is rum that
makes the auto go.
Third-The pest of the roadhOuses
and their bars will be removed, there
by enhancing touring for those who
don't care for barroom lettering and
the pursuits thereof
Fourth-Billions of dollars spent for
booze will be available for other pur-
chases. The motor car industry will
benefit by this.
Fifth-There will be more alcohol
to put into antifreezing miXtures-not
for the human system. but the auto
mobiles system.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-02
FARMERS BUYING
MORE CARS NOW

"The past year has seen a wonderful
change in the rural market for auto
mobiles" says S. NJ. How, general
sales manager of the Haynes Auto
mobile company. Kokomo. Ind. 1.-THE
farmer no longer buys a car on price
alone; he wants to know that It is
comfortable and that it will retain
its good looks, as well as require a
minimum amount of attention
I'VE became aware that farmers
werel buying our all-season sedans in
considerable numbers. We decided
to investigate the farmer market a
little more thoroughly. so we sent out
request to our dealers for q report
on the occupation of each purchaser
of Haynes car without saying why
we wanted this information.
THE extent of which farmers are
buying highgrade automobiles is
clearly shown by the result of this in