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The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
ONE KILLED, SEVERAL
HURT IN FOG CRASH

BIRMINGHAM, Ala, Dec. 24.-one
person was killed and several badly in
jured in a rear-end collision during
dense fog here this morning, when two
street cars were wrecked. J. E. Dea-
ton motorman OF the second car, was
killed. The car in front had iust
wrecked a laundry wagon and had
stopped to clear away the debris when
the second car crashed into it.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
MOUing Pictures
Majestic.

A man who plays baseball, runs foot
races. fights professional pugihsts
hurdles, plays tennis, and drives fast
motor cars might be reasonably sup
posed to be bit athletic. Charles Ray
has done all that in the movies and
he certainly couldn't get away with it
IL he weren't q wiry. hard -muscled
youth who loves the great outdoors.
There is none OF the effete Lounge
lizard" about Charles Ray, either on
the screen or off. In Red Hot Dol
lars" his new Thomas H. Ince picture,
booked for the Majestic theater be-
ginning Thursday, he is cast as a foun-
dry laborer and Yields a sledge with the
strongest of the workmen.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
PROBE BAD TREATMENT
GIVEN WOUNDED YANk

CHICAGO, Dec. 2A.---Col. w. n, Bis
pham, commandment OF Fort sheridan,
TODAY began an investigation OF charges
nv Private Harvey Boyd, OF Bucyrus,
Ohio, hospital patient, that ne mad
cuffs and treated as a prisoner,
BOYD claims that after he had been
furloughed home from Fort McHenry
Md, his wounds became worse and his
case was transferred to Fort sheridan
He arranged with Fort sheridan Off
Gals TO send an attendant to assist him
in coming to Chicago, ne SAYS, ou,
Royd nd the point OF a gun and hand
cuffed him. Boyd lost his right leg or
tha MarnR
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
BIRMINGHAM HAS FIRE.

BIRMINGHAM, Ala, Dec, A,-F1re
caused hv detective wiring at o'clock
this morning resulted in 100000 loss
to the plant of the Birminsham Ma
chine & Foundry company In East Biz
mingham. The pattern shop and one
wing of the main machine snop we're
entirely destroyed. Tho plant was en-
gagged in making shells ana war sup
plieE.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
Strand.

mother murdered, Jason Honeycutt
shoots his own father in Heart o.
the Hills adapted from the story by
John Fox, Jr., starring Mary Pickford
and which viii be shown at the Strand
theater all this week.
The marriage of the Widow Hawn to
Steve Honeycutt was bitterly opposed
by the children, who knew that the
older Honeycutt's love pleas were moth
ing more than trickery TO enable him
to marry the widow in order to get
control OF her valuable Kentucky noun
tain lands.
This production is Miss Pickford' s
latest from her own studios.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
SITUATION BETTER,

CAIRO, Dec. 24.-The situation here
is generally improved, following the re-
cent disturbances in which seevral per
sons were killed and others injured.
Demonstrations are ceasing and the
students, who were accused of foment-
ing much Of the trouble, are returning
to the schools.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
Princess.

THE Tong Man" the latest produc-
ton starring Sessue Hayakawa, the
noted japanese artist. will be the at
traction at the Princess theater today
and Thursday. In this thrilling drama
of Chinese romance and life, Mr.. Haya-
kawa Is seen in one of the most at
tractlve roles he has even been given.
Two needles also are shown.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
FORD SALESMAN
AGAIN RAMPANT

NGNTN NENWFNTV 7 :,
The Ford salesman who recently ex-
emplified the spirit. mind and body
triangle of the Y, NJ. C. A. by getting
full OF spirits, paying no one any mind
and smashing up the bodies Of several
friends at midnight under the caves Of
the local "Y' Is extending his study,
He recently broke up the body of his
Stutz and his latest exploit Is an en-
deavor to smash the body OF one of Mr.
Tutwlers "sardine cans" So far the
salesmans body Is intact and save for
few bruises to the torso and ap-
pendages is almost as good as new.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
BOOMERANG.

A member OF the staff had boom
erang'' Xmas gift presented by Friend
Wife She told him TO take the auto
so he could get home early, Proud that
he would be at work ahead of time, he
bowled grandly down until he got five
blocks from a filling station, Then he
found the gas was out. He arrived 10
minutes late and minus the price OF
one tin bucket and the cost of six
gallons of gas Now he knows why
+. W. was so kind.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
SEVEN MILLION GIN
PRIZE IN RACE GIVEN.

Again doth the headliner startle us
With the porter we implore "Lawd give
us laigs, let US gid UP all the loins
We got and run TO DAT RACE.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24

The golf ball is being standardized
but the English conception of the Nine
teenth hole still will remain in true
conformity to it the conception Of its
originators--the Scotch.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
REdito1.Nods
81 e,Jolts and Jes4s
@ Slipped Past
WWThe Bl,ae Pencil
TIE DEUM LAUDAMUS.
ANoLo.RRIrlsH ALLIANCE SURE.

We have missed at least two Bills
this month which have infested some
parts OF Tennessee-Sunday and Bryan
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
rAE RuRRLE REPurArloN.

Eannah Taylor, press agent of the
Orpheum, says Evelyn Nesblt lived the
past down and has established herself
as a real artist BY "AssiduouS work"
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
" OMAN ASLEEP FOR

BY TALKING MACHINE.
So runs the headline. Man Awake
for so Nights Kept So by Talking Ma
chine" news more probable.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-12-24
Contributions For
The GOOdfeLLOWS-
Santa Claus Club

subscriptions to the Goodfellows,santa
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
LITTLE BOBBIE AND HIS PA
Bh WILLIAM r. KIRK.

Was looking At one Of them crate
Tracktors working Yesterday. Sod
Pa. blowing mp the ground like a
hote going thru the waves. Pa sed.
IL reminded me OF tho way used TO
=" through football line. scd Pa.
II d.d' Sod Ma. How crushing.
Yes. indeed sed Pa had vary
t'rward way with nc. scd Pa /
used TO hccr my teechcr say ,hat
M"d rush IN ware angels fecr TO
cd, sad Pa
That mus, nave made YOU feel good
all over. Scd Ma
Il eertng!y d!d. sed Pa /, was
a nice iit'el feeling 10 have sed "a.
TO know that YOU cud finnish any
thInS %ou started & So Scd IA Wen
i stood tha:c Watching that craie
track'"r uaSninc " smashing its way
thru everything, thought back to
tn'm days of my er!y glory. Crate
men arc all Ike tracktors. sed Pa
lnny keep going & let the obst!ckcls
tunbol.
suppose the sight o, that Track,or
made you want farm aggcnn scd
mat noshun in yurc he'd X tell how "A
farm : the only life.
u is hign living X ecSy IL you have
a nice farm. scd Pa Win them trac-
tors to DO all the work & Ma Mater
70 raise the crops for YOU. il is the
life, sed Pa. Doant be SURPRISED IL
We land on farm yet.
II Will talk pritty big tracktor
I" drag me onto farm. Ma sed Jest
wen | am getting to the age ware
IKE TO work hard at doing nothing.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15

Of littcl tractor herself, sed Ma. at
least moast OF them are.
W" cud have our own car sed Pa
motor cverywarc. But these trac-
tors are ccrtinSly the wundcrfui in
venshuns. Ia sed. II Maude Mule :
had bscn living now. sed IA. sh.
mite nave married The Judge. beckaus
With a tracktor she cud br setting
on the porch looking pritty instcd %
rakinS hay. That old poem wud
read dincrnt with modern macheen-
~. sed Pa. Like this for instcns. sed
Pa
Maude Muller on Summer day
Sat on a track-tor
To man u-factor
\ lot OF this here new mown hay
The Judge cain riding down the lane.
Saw her on the track tor & scd sum
Jane,
But to marry the Judge her chans.
Has< slim,
For it was the Track-tor attrackted
him.
Vary touch!n. sed Ma. suppoas
sum day thay will have tracktors
that maik poetry. Wen that time
Gums. Sod Ma. the wurld Will he
spared lot OF hand made poems.
Mdyhe' We VIII try A tracktor farm
this summer. sed Ma
VIII We raise sum littei Track
tors? sed.
Yes. Bobhic. sed Pa. & you can hav.
one all for yureself But il you braiI
1t. scd Pa Will spank you Doant
you dare to bralk it. scd Pa. Doant
YOU dare.
doaot want any little track-tor.
want colt TO ride.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
Weeks Picture Shows
OFFERINGS At LOCAL HOUSES.
"Cherker>- nj tho Biiou.

"Checkers,' ;hc famous racing play.
riil be INC weeks Offering a: tho
Bitou Thcatc- Checkers" on thc
C-ana;ic stage. was a classic ;illcd
With eNcitinc and thrilling episodes
which are carried out ScnSationally
n the Him version 90 the inlay. =,
sunshine comedy production 'He7
First Kiss" wjil also be shown.
Sym2hony orchtst-I .: fifteen pieces
playins the musical score fo- the two
pictures
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
Harry Carey Mt The nlucbird.

Eret Hartc's famous story Tho
ouicasts - Poker Flat" Will be the
in the leading role. y Gale Nenry
comedy ana Currcn; Events Wiz also
he shown.
As writc- OF gold hunting days
of 40. Bret Harte has no peer among
American novclists. and film. vc--
sion % ono Of MS works is sure to
be a picture full OF vital interest
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15

BESIDES. she never had any real
chance. Charlotte. you know, stabbed
Mhrat IN his bath. hut to catch a
hoishcvis, IN a bathtub is an utter
MRS. GERTIE DE s WENTWORTH
wi LANES. whose now novel "a
rrimrosc prudc." is being widely
read just now. tells an amusing story
about rather stout old LADY, who
f wnS h IN ,hc habit OF buying two seats
SO as to make sure OF having nicnty
%, room without crowdinG anyone else
~ o. '"orcpy causing annoyance.
On one occasion. as usual fsays
;i .amesI she handed her two
. .,vh.ia 10 ne attendant. who. after
scrutini|inI them. inquired noIiteIy:
no - going to occupy the other
=, Inc LADY drew herself up haush,ily.
,a an gong 70 occupy them both my
INC attendant: hut the seats ba6nem
to be on different sides OF tbc sisic
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
Wallace Reid mt the Colonial

The .avoritc young film hero is 20
the fair film patron real matinee
IDOL. and 1t will require no great
amount OF persuasion 10 induce his
admirers in Richmond. 70 flock TO see
him during the first four days OF this
week. His picture is styled Tho
Valley OF the Giants" which is an
other way of describing chc great rcd
woods OF the Californian forests.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
SCREEN BREVlTlES

Harry Carey has started work on
new rix-rccl feature entitled The
Gift Of the Desert" Jack Ford is di
.rectinE the prediction. TIL. story was
written by Peter Kyne and appcarrd
in the SATURDAY Evening Post under
the the The Three Godfathcrs." Carey
plays INC part Of one godfather. rs hiIe
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
ANECDOTES OF THE FAMOUS
TALES or pEnsoNs ~ THE WORLD NEWS.

DRiNCESS EI.IZABETH. Of Rou-
mania. established in Bucharest "A
club for working lads. one day IL
chanccd she had TO take one OF The
boys TO task for fighting.
You are very foolish to Let your
temper get the better OF YOU" said
the Princess rcprovinEiy. Your face
IS al dishsurcd; and just look at your
clothes. You know how extensive
clothing is in Bucharest ut present;
ana now your poor mother will have
10 DuN you new suit"
inc young hopeful. the other fellows
mother will have to buy new boy"
TOLONEI. JOHN WARD, whose re-
~ cent letters from Siberia have
meaning of Bolshcvism and lis hor.
rors, made a Grimly witty remark
some some liine back apropos il Dora Kap-
JoTh hapiih. said Colonel Ward
uiu mcr pest 10 emulate Charlotte
w.. ""A' oul inc rates were against
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15

Pauline FREDERICK will DC SHOWN
today and tomorrow in her newest
production. The Bonds OF Love- The
hin is remarkable for great OUTLAWS
in staging and settings gorgeous
gowns many romantic scenes and an
unusually attractive story
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
"Mickey- Mt the Victor.
AIahcl

During the entire week, Mabel
Norman will be featured in tho film
play, Mickey" The picture has been
seen here before and its return will
he welcomed. a song inscribed ia
Miss Normand entitled Mickey" will
DC featured at each performance. The
story is both amusing and romantic.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15

has returned from army service
10 Join the ranks Of Universal
serial and Western players The
Man Hunter WAS written by vii
lam Pigott supervising director of
serial productions at Univ erSal citv
IN collaborat on with Carl lLooiidGe
Universal staff author.
Hopgood fare : reon classics Inc Is
producing, With Ny Allison as ,ho
star is out OF thc ordinary jn many
NAYS, but IN Oddly incidental to INC
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
Ito" lie Hroke III. Heart.

ITO" lie Hroke His Heart.
orr was an incorrigib,c o,-, 80
~ Sne was married. Thcrcfore. she
deemed II quito aafo to say nrettv
side. '"P'"'n Dy her
suppose" she remarked. "vou,v.
.N "ahy u woman's hcart?"
lily one. replied hc And that
"aS hah!. many years ago"
She scented romance
..w up ic'l me about IT," she persisted.
well several years ago I had oc.
.nSIon 10 Journey M North. NV only
companion In tho railway compartment
was very pretty Eirl. We rode on
i1r many hours together. and no one
else entered the carriage -"
Yes, Sos? she intcr-,Iplod sarcrIy
Il never said word To her ar Save
nor inc slightest opportunity to say
anything To mc."--Lonion Answers.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15

In The Kingdom OF Dreams" dainty
Anita Stewart Will open today at the
Broadway. She Will he supported by
Il number OF stars. some OF whom arc
Anna @ Nilsson. Mahlon Hamilton,
Tully Marshall. Kathlvn Williams.
Tom Santschi. Thomas jefferson and
The Little Freck led Fac Boz" n
Daddy Long Legs" This Is really !,
remarkable east, and Will add 20 MISS
Stewards own drawing power The
famous Broadway orchestra p,4ys
thEouEhou; the week.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
odeon rrc.ent, Glnd., Rockwell.

The Divorce Trap" is the film in
which Miss Brockwcll opens at the
odeon today. The picture is an OK
posure OF divorce evils. and presents
the star in highly emotional role
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15

always been numbered among tho best
sellers OF popular iiction
* VIII be produced on lavish scale
WIN ao aii-star east The principal
Fo!c Is that OF tho woman Tho story
~ one or strange dual identify in
which Young girl porirays a feminine
version or DR. Jckyil and MIR Hyde.
Metro stars are now on mat!ncc and
evening schedule. May Allison ana
viola Dana work while the sun shine.
while Bert i-ytell plays ia the cool O.
In. evening, |
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
Love md Common Sense.
sGkIO. Herbert" she said in low
IN tone. 1T is Impossible. ] fear
to trust my future with YOU

n
~ tone. 1T is Impossible ! fear
to trust my future with you"
And WHY"
have watched your conduct very
.loSeiE IL lacks the mark of such de-
Nolion as my soul Graves
10 ] not come TO see YOU four
nights in the weck?"
Yes. but have detected caicu-
latinG scllishncss in your nature which
! fear You have never yet failed to
leave In time To catch tho last bus"
but that is only common sense"
Il know it is. Herbert. and. there
Tore. II is not loNc."--thcago journal.
Uncomfortable Consistcnry.
STWENTY FIVE dollars fine" said
the Justice Of tho peace.
on. now, sec here, Judge"
said The culprit. 'bc consistont I
wasn't going bit faster than was
last summer when was hauled up
end YOU acquitted me"
All right said the Justice, ''ir you
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15

Elaborate separations are being
made ~ Universal City for the start
ne % The Man Hunter" which Is 10
1s The first serial starring vehicle for
~; Aco-d. ,he da-e -devi! cowhoy. who
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15

Wits and tho Woman" is the ton
tative Title OF ii new psychic serial
winch Is soon to be produced at Uni
versa CITY under the direction Of Jack
Ford. who has directed Harry Carey
IN many successful photoplays during
The past two years.
The chaptcrcd mclodra ma Is being
adapted from tho well. known novel ~
thc OcCMlt by N!o!ct irwin. mhlch LIZ
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15

Mo-. ca t---ICt 40 -r.. 20 scr.d :
;ri-d and cracked safe today spcr.
the evening quietly q, home playing
with inc baby
Taesda, E.ew W a slr5av sehoo
-hls morning Sc.-.nr -~-rr 10 90
this Gftt-rcou--braI1.c AZ cd y-s-
that's Il. H-ayed n.tn the ua.y again
This evening.
wednesdsy Tn,e morning : .a-ew
tWo old sorne. mo : deep wc and
knitted = Bridegroom. Spent The are--
noon trying or rex rlus.E-rree ann :
new way o alci:inr ne ashe from my
cigarette wnicr 'h. rector -Sart= -
try out riaysd cne-kc~s "..a ,ns
Thursday--H-o Ee ~ = happy family
abducted a young si-l AID 20, o.er
my new cigarette Aick vl,h great sud-
cess today More checkers WIN the
morning and Kicked ? bog 70 death
this afternoon. Played wIth the BABY
again this evening
Saturday Notninr muc, aoinr TO-
day--nurdtred few people and broke
into house and took the family iaY-
els. Played with the BABY and tnsn
played checkers with The wife ,onicL,
Ho hum. this Is stale lie. Guess mi
have 10 get into something t,.s tdes ,ne
movie where things sr,ilt
40 rnonotonous and there's more cX.
/citemcnt.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15

Frank Coleman has Just completed
"a onc-recl comedy, When Cactus Cor
ners Went Dry, in which he played
tn" pr ncipal role He also wrote the
story.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
Identified,

When he MAS Kid. Fatty Arbuclle
one day found dime Another Kid
saw him pick IL UP and claimed II
Fatty had the dime doubled NJ in his
FIST. lie had his doub, Is 10 whether
the Kid who claimed the dino really
lost IL. 50 he turned 10 the claimant
and said:
Your dime didn't have hole in it,"
Yes, II did" answered the young
ster. thinking 20 get /: surely
wei. this one ain't.'' renIicd E,,,.
as he few 20 theGcc cream narlor
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
AT the Movies

nIJOU-Ali week. William Fox
In "Chcckcrs."
BLUEBIRD-Hnrry Carey In "Thc
Outcasts OF Poker Flnts."
BROADWAY Standard nttrac-
ton.
COLoNIAI-wnlIne Reid and
Grnce Diamond In "The Valley of
the Gfnnts."
ISIS-PRulInc Frederick in "Bonds
OF Love-
ODEON-GIndyx Brockwell In
"Thc Divorce Trap"
REN-Tom Mix.
NICTOR-Nabcl Normand In
"Mfcke!.''
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
Tom MI1 at the Rc1.
Anita Stewart nt 1hc nrnndMn,.

Tom Mix is the attraction at the
rex Thcater today.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
THE DAYS GOOD STORIES
GARNERED FROM MANY SOURCES

go lnat way about II. VIC will max. IL
IT, covering both oncnscs." Boston
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15

I play is that il will be one OF the few
1 photodrdmas without single exterior
] shot.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15
With the Film Folks
STORIES OF SCREEN ACTORS.


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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-09-15

INC other two are Joe Harris and j
Farrell Mcdonald
The Keota news., 1919-06-06
,1ae q Ohio. City Of Tossaa.

9ts Of Ohio. City Of Toledo,
6L0ca0 County. ..
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that b
. senior partner Of the arm Of r. j.
Cheney = Co. doing business In the City
and that eaid arm VIII pay the sun Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case OF Casarrh that cannot b
HEnIefNe. 81 e. o'' RAAAAk E RAA 8 6HaHkFH SATHkRH
Sworn 70 before me and subscribed In
my pseseooe. this Sih day of December.
a ~ ~ A. VI soi.!:! sSLEAssoN, sS,.
Hairs Catafrh Medicine % taken in.
tsrnal1y and acts through the Blood o.
tho Mucous Surfaces Of Sho System. 0oo6
=. J. CHENEY 4 CO. Toledo, o.
eold 6y all drul9tsts, 1tc.
Hairs Family Pills Tor ooo0tlp0ttoa.
The Keota news., 1919-06-06
Office OF ANNUAL MEETING

(hc annual meeting Of the stockhold-
Of The keota Farmers Cooperative
(vntor Company will bc held in>the
tmers and Merchants Hall. in keota,
o., beginning at 10 m., Saturday.
be z, 1919. for the purpose Of clccting
GERS. and for the transaction Of such
er business a may come before the
citing.
NJ. Collins, state president Of the
fmers Union has been invited to at
ID to address the meeting; and IN ef-
h will also be made to have the atten-
bee Of Mr.. v. n. Hamilton, prcsi-
ht Of the Federation of Cooperative
lite Associations, of Colorado. You
urged to attend this meeting, or
give your voting proxy to someone
. will attend.
N. l.. HAWORTH,
Secretary.
The Keota news., 1919-06-06
SCHEME THAT WENT WRONG
Probably M. 0useIy viii Think
Long Time Before Hs Attempts
20 Fool wife Again.

On his way to the BOO 4 Buggy pen.
wiper factory Jacques Buggy stopped
In ut the ladies' tailoring establish
mcnt of Simon We've. his old friend
and schoOlmate. remarks the Detroit
Free Press.
MY wife will come In for a new suit
today" he told Simon We've. AT last
I've persuaded her that her 1905 bur.
lap suit II no longer ht to be seen In
public.
"You know how my wife n. Simon.
Although We are rich today. she can't
overcome the habits she contracted
when We were poor and struggling. So
know she won't buy anything worth
wearing today unless she thinks she's
getting a great bargniln. want you
to offer her q suit like that $50Q one
In the window for $3.50 and send me
q bill for the balance"
Late thnt afternoon Prunclla Bugg.
ly iluttcred into her husbands Office
In a green chccsecloth suit worth ut
least $50.
"What do you think. jacqucA!" she
cried. n worked fine stroke Of econ.
omy. made Mr.. We've sell me suit
for 81 thnt he wanted $3.50 for. aud
half nm hour later. when Airs. Twiddly
saw II on me and learned tho price.
she offered mo &1l. Aud went right
away into Levy 4 Deccy's and bought
this for &l.sa. and then went to Mrs.
Twiddly's house aud changed! What
would you do without me. tlearr'
But her husband had slid into the
wasto paper basket.