The Washington herald., 1919-04-09
BurttschelPs Three Year-Od Wins From Dan Bright
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WHEN THE EAGLE GIGCLED.

When the eagle screamed in Bill Jazzbo aked
junior Partnership the walking department of Uncle Sans
circus He max the works safe for democracy and
home guards Bill padded Fifth
of cheering cuckoos couldn't hear the chp
lit a dollar bill
From his his army Bill dolled the
regulation pedestrian trouseau He wore number seven
boiler his skull and oted trench piano and accessories his
spine piece.
Bill 7o2 pounds in
tof which 7s Bill The ganshing Some
thing like steak casserole Bill didn't exactly know what
Ial about. But knocked many ferries loose from life
insurance that they medals his chest balance
the load his back This made Bill look like sandwich for
la hardware factory
About time Jerry figured bousefu and took
lit the loop plate Bill had appcr shot
away and had lost all the legs that guy can spare
He had been laid with ptomane poisoning from biting jerry
the neck which earned him another yard Of medal pieces Bill
wasn't vicious but anything change from the o. army
beans
In order thumb the had amputatcd
his little finger the elbow but Bill figured that there just
enough old job down when he again parked
his hobskd dogs the spangd real estate of Yoncrs and
vicinity The eagle had screamed with chorus by the entire
pany and Bill was coming home.
STILL SCREAMING.
Coming up bay whistcd eight coIo
pink eycu of of Lib
with her face toward New York and Europe Which places
New Jersey in rather peculiar position The cuckoos who
had checrcd Bill there cheer him west They wned
him dned him and checred him. Bill
wondering about his old job but nobody could stop cheering long
enough him They stuck big umpha arch made
material like toohpae glucose and Bill again
walked Fifth with medals his vest that he
looked like xylophone
RATIO STILL, THE SAME.>
Everybody but Bill couldn't figure
years ago They still doing the cheering and he still
doing the walking
JOBBED OUT OF THE OLD JOB
parade cured they mustered Bill and slipped
him home provided that he didn't live
away. Bill walked the old and life just
with another cheer between He asked
his old building and the three cheers
but directions
Bill figured you couldn't get fat until bird in
He finally dug the old
building walked hirysx fights of stairs the elevator
cheering parade When he fwheecd into the office
floor of his desk and cheered Bill
dizzy.
about his old job, but the boss busy
cheering him his old desk and pped
buttonyed swveng around his old
swivel chair.
recognize this bird first because the last time he
spotted bird had of spectacles
lis beak thoroughly When the armslce
was established shedding his but kept enough
on o Bills job.
Bill tried job back but all the boss would give
him three cheers.
The eagle screaming Bill wishing he would
stuff and lay few
had cheered him his BH popped
into two hundred other Offices but all he
Lee OF cheers
Fifth putting like mule trying
Down Union Square he piped the
oothpaste that he had wadded under short time
ago. squad of screaming mache eagles
had world safe for everybody but himself He
looked up at the screaming eagle and squawked:
canning this cheering junk and slipping ob
Won know that a bum is bum even if he is a hero"
That when the eagle gggled