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New-York tribune., 1919-03-05
GUARANTEE

rsu can purchase msrchandlss advertised In the
TRIBUNE with abssiute saetyfor II dissatisfaction re-
suits In any THE TRIBUNE guarantees to pay your
msney back request Ne red tape. No quIbblIns.
We mako good promptly u the advertiser does not.
New-York tribune., 1919-03-05

The new map Of Europe is ready for
publication. 1t will not bear that for
merly familiar photographic phrase
"Madc in Germany"
New-York tribune., 1919-03-05
See Noah Webster

'From The Savannah Neios)
Don't you think there should be n CON
tlnoal increase of American cabotage
That's righh look it up.
New-York tribune., 1919-03-05
The Movies

nc NIONIeS
| sec her every afternoon, at two.
The dishes done, the kitchen clean and
spic,
Her husband gone to York again and Bob.
Her son, at school, putting the side door
key
Beneath the mat and walking down the
street
With energetic tread that sways her hips.
TO catch the trolley for the movie show.
At ten-past-fve she reappears, sometimes
loaf of bread or bag of fruit for tea
Beneath her arm, and on her placid face
Exactly the expression when she left.
| hear her voice sometimes. or talk to her
And always in high pitched, nasal twang,
Exactly before she gossips on
About the petty problems of our life
Day after day she goes, and still watch
TO catch a glory on her countenance.
An inward burning shoulder in her ewes.
note of self absorption in her voice
sign to show her soul has ventured forth.
Sweet handin- hand with art down mvstic
ways.
But still at ten-past-fve she leaves the car
And walks with energetic tread that swavs
Her hips, back to her house and starts the
range,
Handling the kitchen ware in that brisk
way
Only the wife displays whose mind is bent
On the familiar task at hand, and greets
Her husband or her neighbors or her son
With cheerful word of friendly common
place.
Before the kettle bois, she feeds the cat
At eight she starts the phonograph. At ten
Her house is dark beneath the solemn stars
w. p e.
Our favorlte subsoar novelty is the
Vanishing Telephone Number, which, given
clearly to the switchboard operator as
Madison Square Eight Two Eight 0, comes
out as Bryant Nine Two Seven Then when
tho op. says DIN they answer?" and YOU
say mo she says Ringing Gramercy Nine
Two Six
And Herbert adds NJ. IT, G. to Our Own
lOo Necdlest Cases-a telephone operator
who can't afford to purchase an ear trum-
pet In consequence, when asked for
bryant 100 she mistakes it for Main 5000.
Tbs Old Ladies Show Their Medals.
oir' III our various representatives in France
take unto themselves pet names, why should not
our representatives in Washington be known to
the future in like manner? Which is. of course
as the Fighting Sixty-ffth." s. NJ C.
I'm Russia" says Miss Louise BRYANT in
P!ayboy, "art is not a luxury like it is in
our United States" In Russia where thev
use like like it was conjunction.
Demobilization Is Vexatou
Sir: When | read how Mark H. was fired
for reading The Tower during Office hours
thought thought I. there's a scheme worth trv-
ing. So. when the boss entered the Office r
started reading The Tower and read it from,
top to bottom and I re-read it and re-read It
but he said nothing. And I'm still in the Army
Maybe the Captain didn't notice what wa.
'e"a'"s' EDAR.
ours is shining admiration for the
President. He kicks his enemies down.
stairs without even attempting to dissemble
his love-
Mad, Mad WaR
Slt; There IL an old woman who lives in =
nhrge III the Hudson OF Germany and earns ,
livelihood laundering Clothes The other dnv +
lnt,.l
New-York tribune., 1919-03-05
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Tho Associated P-ss is exclusively entitled
for republication Of all dispatchs credited TO II
not otherwise credited this paper tho local
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All Fights Of republication Of all other matter herein
also reserved
New-York tribune., 1919-03-05
THE DIARY OF OUR OWN sAmvELpepys

March Ito Washington to see nv wife
and find her so much better that she is
petuiant with 7. Neill the chyrurgeon for
not letting her run about, albeit she can
not get stir from her bed. To r. Huchess
for dinner, Of corncd beef and cabbage and
VIC talked of the League Of Nations, as
some of US do, but many more, i find, dis
cuss Prohibition
ALL day with my wife, and read to
her "The Three Black Pennys," Of J.
Hergesheimer, the best tayle of his have
read, which is to say 1t is fine one.
S-Early up, and to G. Colby tho ply
sician's, and he stuck sticks down nv throat
and up my nose, and I felt better, but had
great fear of being i'll. To Mistress Neysa's
for dinner, which she cooked herself, some
pork chops and salad, and very good, too;
and her charm no less than ever.
4-Lay late, and to the office, where is
come Fl. Harrison, the tayle-writer he being
no longer in the Navy And find him per-
turbed over the question Of what to do
with the coats of pajamas, forasmuch as
the trousers wear out long before the
coats, but that l could not tell him, being
so oldfashioned that do cleave still to
the night -gowne; which he scoffed at me
Tor. All my efforts to hear my Lord Wood
row tonight Of no avail, so with Mistress
Edna Fcrber to dinner, which was more
enjoyable and, make no doubt at least
as instructive.
typical American is one whom it
doesn't occur to that perhaps Mr.. John
Galsworthy has learned more about Lowell
IN the last month so than in the entire
previous part of his life
New-York tribune., 1919-03-05

Owned and published daily by New York Tribune Inc
New York Corporation. Ogden Reid. President: g.
Vernon Rogers Vice President Helen Rogers Reid Secre-
iary F. A. Suter Treasurer Address. Tribune Building,
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4 Mutl. Maii Mnn

Slt; There Is an old woman who lives in .
barge In the Hudson OF Germany and earns .
u, livelihood e. laundering Clothes The other day I
INV INV my SOCKS bhirtS land evcrythng), strung
ont on II Inc from stem to stern md Vice vcrs"
Aha, cried !. MY wash on tho Rhine ~
CobenS, Feb II, 1919 'S N.v
New-York tribune., 1919-03-05

The President considers his opposition
as Knox ct prGtcrca nihil. F.PA.
New-York tribune., 1919-03-05

Our favorite subsoar novelty is the
Vanishing Telephone Number, which, given
clearly to the switchboard operator as
Madison Square Eight Two Eight 0, comes
out as Bryant Nine Two Seven Then when
tho op. says "Di'n' they answer" and you
say "no' she says Bringing Grarercv Nine
Two Six"
New-York tribune., 1919-03-05

Ours is shining admiration for the
President He kicks his enemies down.
stairs without even attempting to dissemble
his love
New-York tribune., 1919-03-05

And Herbert adds NJ. u. G. to Our Own
loo Neediest Cases-a telephone operator
who can't afford to purchase an ear trum-
pet. In consequence, when asked for
Bryant 100 she mistakes it for Main eono
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27
Damage Suits Filed

The following damage suits were filled with the circuit court yesterday
 ". T. Carradine vs. c. o. Jones. claiming 5000 for alleged damages done to his mule team by defendants auto.
 Columbus Williams vs. Woodward Iron company. Claiming 5000, alleging that his minor sons leg was crushed and had to be amputated, while he was in the employ of defendant company.
 J. T. Knight and Son vs. M. J. Ger son, claiming s5O0o for suing out an al- legged malicious attachment against plaintiffs.
 Addie Lacey, administrative for estate of Melvin Lacey vs. Roden Coal com pany, claiming S10,000. alleging that her husband was crushed between two cars and killed while employed by defendant company.
 Will Gates vs. Semet-Solvay company, claiming 05000 damages. alleging per- sonal injuries,
 Virgil Hudson vs. T, c. l. Co.,, claim ing $200O. alleging that rock fell from roof of defendants mine, injuring him.
 J. O. Bruner vs. Birmingham Railway Light and Power company, claiming $I0co alleging that a street car hit and damaged. his automobile.
 Iganzio Pillitello. minor, vs Bir- mingham Tidewater Railway company claiming $5000, alleging personal in juries due to street car hitting an au- tomobile in which he was riding. The boys father, Sam Pilittello. claims $500( from the same defendants for alleged damage done to his automobile.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27
THERE IS A TESTED METHOD
 OF COOPERATIVE COOKING It saves Food. Time and Energy

By Jean Prescott Adams.
 Among the various forms of revolu- tions we hear of now is a general revolt against any unnecessary work in house. keeping; the abolishing of the private kitchen is advocated in favor of some form of cooperative cooking.
 There are indisputable facts behind some of the arguments in favor of com munity kitchens. One is that there are many women in the wage and salary earning class today who have not the time to cook. The children or working mothers are notoriously badly fed. We must all agree that the woman who spends several hours in charity or pro- fessional work outside her home should not be expected to do the family cook ing when she gets home. Very often she does not know how to do it, for there is not greater fallacy than the generally accepted one that all women are born cooks. We are just beginning to realize that cooking is an exact sci ence, to be taught and to be learned like any other branch of Knowledge. Some women do not have time to cook, and a considerable portion does not know how to cook properly; two ex-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27
Ex-SoIdier Re-Enlists
 to Reach Sweetheart

Another romance of the late world war was brought to light yesterday in the re-enlistment in the United States army of John w. Woodward of Dyas, Ala Woodward enlisted for one year and chose service in Europe, so that he could 20 back to Luxemburg and claim his sweetheart, whom he met while serving as an artilleryman in the Twen- ty-first artillery
 The romance started when Woodward after seeing service in some of the hardest battles of the war with his regl- ment, went in Luxemburg to keep the Fritzies straight until the peace treaty had been signed. The girl lived next door to the house in which the gallant artilleyrman was billeted. The frlend- ship started by a coy look, the gift of bar of chocolate perhaps, and progressed by means of dictionary or whatever else it is that enables the American soldiers to get by" in any country with any language on this old earth, until it grew into strong af- lection.
 ~ Although Luxemburg was not strictly an enemy country, brides acquired in occupied territory were frowned upon by Uncle sam, so when Woodward s regiment lett Dudelange on July g. 1918, he told his sweetheart that his was not good-by, but au revoir.
 MT. Woodward recently received his discharge, only short time ago, and after visiting his home, he went to the substation at Mobile and re-en- listed for overseas strvice for another year, so he might go back to Luxembure and marry the girl he left behind and bring her back to the United States.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27

bile and other cities of the south against them on the grounds that the north and west rates were not raiseo on the same scale and that the sou'h- ern lines were not showing deficits.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27
HERER CANDY co. IS EXONERATED ON
 BOARDING CHARGE
Sugar Seized by Government Agent
 Returned to Company by Jury in Federal Court

A verdict for the claimant was re- turned yesterday morning by the Jury in the case of the United States against the Heber Candy company. which was tried in the federal court The loo par rels O fsugar seized by the United states marshal on a writ of seizure issued oy Judge W. l. Grubb on petition or the United States district attorney, was re- turned to the company, which was eX- onerated of the charge of hoardinS- About six weeks ago, just after the federal food probe was started tnls sugar was seized from the plant of the Heber Candy company on Avenue 5, pe- tween Twentieth and Twenty-first streets. Since that time it has been held by the government. but will be re- turned to the company at once.
 It was shown by the evidence that there was no infringement of the laws by the company in the storage Of this sugar
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27
The Business of Being a Housewife Department ntof
  Mrs Jean escotA Dometi the U States

time measure in England is a place where you may bny cooked foods to take home. The food may be good and wholesome, but the system Is not con- ductive to the well ordered family table
 that we regard as one of the best and
 happiest assets of family life. The same is true of the perambulating com munity kitchen that has been attempt ed in this country. And what guaran-
 tee do either of these systems give us
 that the food provided is clean and of standard quality? That to the con-
 scientious housewife is a most serious question.
 A more luxurious form of the com
 munity kitchen is kitchen service for great many living apartments. Where eeer this has been carried out it has proved an expensive mode of life; more OCT. people who try this system in- variably complain that the taste of the
 majority rules and that the individual never gets what he, personally, likes for dinner. The most enthusiastic ad- vocates of the home table are those who board or live in apartments with kitchen service"
 Cooperative houseke coping has an iconoclastic sound to most of us but If we stop to think bit, have we not gone long way toward co-operativ'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27
PUBLISHER URGES
 NAVAL WIRELESS
 FOR NEWS REPORT
Declares American News Now Reaching Far East Badly Garbled to Detri-
 ment of the U. s.
By Asseelated Prs

Washington, September 2.-Rever- sion to conditions existing in the far east before the war. when. as he said. British and Japanese control of news in that part of the world created a prejudice against America, was pre- dtcted today by V. S. McClatchy, pub fisher of the Sacramento, Cal. Bee, unless use of naval wireless for the handling of transpacific news report at low rate be permitted.
 To counteract ''the poison spread through the far east" by British and Japanese controlled news MT, Me Clatchy, who was testifying before the House merchant marine commit tee, said the United States government soon after this country entered the war ~went into the news business" so as to present fairly American aims and acts He counseIled against con- tinuation of this service, however as liable to bring accusations of it's parti- Sanship.
 Little American news is printed on the eastern Asiatic coast. and rarely anything of importance from America that Is distasteful to prominent Tar eastern interests he added, explaining the news service there is' controlled practically by Reuter-. T British agency, and by Kollusai a Japanese agency, the two having formed combination
 Except during the few months of this year and last year." said MT. Nc Clatehy, "when the committee on pub Tic information sent American news across the Pacific. the far east had re- ceived it's news Of the United States through Reuter- the report being pre- pared by British hands at New York blue penci1ed by British hands at Lon' don. expurgated and clarified and in- terpreted by British hands at Shang- hai. where British feeling against Americans has been most marked, and thence distributed"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27

housekeeping without breaking up the home idols? The home is just as much home when lighted with electricity and not with home-dipped candles. The pie that mother bakes is just as much mother baked pie when she takes first-class mincemeat out Of sanitary can bearing a guaranteed pure 1ood label, and put up by expert cooks, as when she musses over the mineemeat herself with uncertain and varying re- suits.
 By all means. let us take the hardest part of the preparing and cooking or foods out of the homeland isn't that just what national food producers are doing today? very moderately sized shelf stocked with standardized pack age foods, some prepared for cooking and some ready to serve, will produce better results than any community kitchen so far tried out-with this add ed advantage, that the housewife may still continue the pleasant fiction that she is a cook. With quality package
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27
S10.000 VERDICT IS
 GIVEN BY JURY IN FF FEDERAL COURT

A verdict for s1O,ooo was returned by the Jury in the case of J. R. Foley against the Standard Portland Cement company yesterday morning. This case was tried in the United States district court Thurs day and went to the jury about 6 o'clock the same evening, sealed verdict being read in court yesterday morning. The plaintiff was seeking damages for alleged personal injuries received while in the employment of the defendant company.
 In the case of Tcm Cowan, as admins trator against the Sloss-Sheffield Steel and Iron company, the jury returned a verdict for the defendant. At the con clusion of the docket court adjourned until Monday morning.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27
.2OOO ADVANCES AND .098 REDUCTIONS IN
 RAIL RATES SHOWN
Advances Remain in Report of Commerce Commission Despite Protests of
 Southern Cities
By Associated Press

Mobile, September 26.-Over 2000 advances and but SsS reductions in class rail rates for the south are shown in a report reaching the trat- fic bureau of the chamber of commerce of Mobile today.
 In the territory north of the Ohio river there are S90 advances with 47s which has been issued by the inter state commerce commission and which is just reaching southern shipping ;n- terests.
 The advances remain in the report
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27

cellent reasons why cooking should be
 done by those whose business 1t is
 There is also an economic reason why
 cooking should be done by experts
 Proportionately, there are few women
 today who are taught cooking In
 professional way; as a rule, these be-
 come teachers, writers. lecturers or demonstrators of domestic science. In
 the state of Iowa domestic science IS
 compulsory in all the public schools, It
 is taught in other states, but not In
 such a way as to reach the great num-
 Der of girls who are to be the home
 makers of the country. Most women
 today learn their cooking, as did thelr
 mothers before them, by experimenting
 with foods the only difference being that. while once food was plentiful aua cheap in this country, today we are facing high prices and world snort age. Food waste today is not only a crime toward the family budget but it affects the food supply of the world. There are two obvious reasons why the individual kitchen is wasteful:
 -O) The inexperienced cook VIII spoil food. or cook it in such way as to curtaiI it's full nutritive value.
 CD Food cannot be prepared ana cooked in small quantities as inexpeh- sively as it can be done Tn large quiAh- titles.
 Admitting these facts, is it neces- sary to turn to the community kItcheti | as an alternative? The community kitchen that has sprung up as war
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27
New IncorpOratIons

the probate court yesterday:
 The Ieeper Cleaning and Dyeing com pany, incorporated with s10,00O capital stock. Charles & Leeper president; P. V. Brewer, secretary and treasurer; Joseph Leeper. director.
 The Ensley Transfer and Supply com pany increased its capital stock by 10 shares. amounting in all to $106o
 George ChoromolSos, sam Cefalu and Charles D. Pantaze formed a partnership styled Original George's Seafood Cafe" It expires September, 1874, and Pantaze is .e special partner. being liable for debts enly in the amount of 5000.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27

foods, a gas electric plate, and pretty taste iI seasoning and serving any woman can turn out a delicious course meal with very little effort or cooking knowledge. She will also have
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-09-27

the satisfaction of knowing that theI food she is providing for her fanily| has been protected in every stage, of it's preparation by the brand standard and guarantee.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-07
AS A WOMAN THINKETH
When is Woman Most Interesting to Menu
By Helen Rowland

70 appeal 10 his higher nature--and
sufficiently human TO appeal 10 the
other ninety eight per cent Of him.
When she cares just enough to
respond II he is interested--but not
enough 20 be interested, If he doesn't
respond.
When she is fond-but not too
fond
When she likes him we'll enough to
be glad when he calls-and not
enough 10 be miserable when he
goes.
When she doesn't bore him TO
death with indifference-nor fright
en- him to death with devotion.
When she has been a widow just
long enough 20 begin to fiirt little
with one eye-while she continues TO
weep a little with the other.
When she is intelligent enough
to discuss new thought I'm the alb
stract-snd frivolous enough TO gaze
up into his eyes with all the old, old
ones.
When she has too much sagacity
to pursue him-and just enough au-
dacity to sit back and make him pur-
sue her.
When she wears a Grape veil. a
nurses uniform, or ballet skirts.
When she dresses like a picture
but not like a poster.
When she neither tries TO fascinate
him-nor to reform him.
When she neither puts him on a
pedestal nor makes a doormat of
him-but cheerfully accepts him as
a mere man'-and let's him go on
being mere"
When she knows enough to keep
him guessing-and far too much TO
let him ''see the wheels go round"
in her heart, her head, or at her
dressing table.
When she is talking about HIM
SELF'-his latest bo0k-his newest
play-his business s.I44ren-his era
vats-his muscular pr~-wess-his golf
scorH-Or his soul,
And above all,
When she is LISTENING TO him,
Copyright, 1912
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-07

distance, the weight Of the bag is
an important consideration. which
should never be neglected in making
the selection OF case. II too orten
happens that one is deceived. when
testing the empty bag. and f1is to
add 20 II the weight which will be
put into II. Then. when the bag
is snugly packed. with not a hairs
breadth OF room to spare, it be-
comes a veritable Pilgrims burden
to carry. Much Of the joy Of trav-
cling vanishes when one is saddled
with a heavy bag and for this rea-
son too great emphasis cannot be
laid upon the Importance Of choos-
ing wisely.
when one is selecting a trunk for
a vacation trip, there Will be many
items 10 take into consideration.
Aside from the first thoughts re-
garding durability and appearance,
the size. convenience Of shape and
means OF equipment play a promi-
nent part. Nowadays, when ones
clothes are usually made OF soft.
clingy materials. a large amount Of
space is not generally required for
the individual trunk, and Il is we'll
to guard against purchasing one the
size Of which will be an inconveni-
ence. One young girl who pur-
chased her trunk before starting on
a summer vacation, having in mind
at the time a dozen stiftiy starched
frOcks which would be stored here
in selected one whose generous pro-
portions have oeen decidedly i'm
practicable ever since. When pack
ing for a summers vacation last
year, the same girl found that her
clothes had so little bulk now in
comparison with former seasons
that she was actually at a loss TO
know how to fill up the space. Even
with careful packing and a great
deal OF stuffing of tissue paper to
keep articles from slipping about
her entire wardrobe was in g
crushed and a sorry heap at one end
Of the trunk, upon arrival at It's
destination. The wardrobe trunk,
with it's beautifully arranged clothes
hangers on sliding hooks, its adjust