Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1919-08-21

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was parted in the middle, like his
g~randson's, and in all he stood as
briskly equipped to the fashion as the
exquisite young George.
Isabel, standing between her father
and her son, caused a vague amaze
ment in the mind of the latter. Her
age, just under forty, was for George
a thought of something as remote as
the moons of Jupiter: he could not
possibly have conceived such an age
ever coming to be his own: five years
was the limit of his thinking in time.
Five years ago he had been a child
not yet fourteen; and those five years
were an abyss. Five years hence he
would be almost twenty-four; what
the girls he knew called zone of the
older men," He could imagine himself
at twenty-four, but beyond that his
powers staggered and refused the
task. He saw little essential differ
ence between thirty-eight and eighty.
eight, and his mother was to him not
a woman but wholly a mother. The
woman, Isabel, was q stranger to het
son; as completely a stranger as If
he had never in his life seen her or
heard her voice. And it was tonight,
while he stood with her, receiving
that he caught a d%isquieting glimpse
of this stranger whom he thus feet
ingly encountered for the first time.
Youth cannot imagine romance
apart from youth. That is why the
roles of the heroes and heroines of
plays are given by the managers to
the most youthful actors they can find
among the competent. Both middle
aged people and young people enjoy q
play about young lovers; but only
m~iddle-aged people will tolerate a play
about middle-aged lovers; young
people will not com to see such q
play, because for them middle-aged
lovers, are a joke-not a very funny
one. Therefore, to bring both the
m~iddle-aged people and the young
people into his house the manager
makes his romance as young as he
con. Youth will indeed be served, and
its profound instinct is to be not only
scornfully amused but vaguely an
gered by middle-aged romance. So,
standing beside his mother, George
was disturbed by a sudden impression,
coming upon him out Of nowhere, 50
far as he could detect, that her eyes
were brilliant, that she was graceful
and youthful-in a word that she was
Economically lovely.
He had n of those curious moments
that seem to have neither a cause nor
any connection with actual things,
There was nothing in either her looks
or her manner to explain Georges I'M
comfortable feeling; and yet it in
creased. becoming suddenly a vague
resentment, as if she had done some
thing unmotherly to him.
The fantastic moment passed: and
even while 1t lasted he was doing his
duty, greeting two pretty girls with
whom he had grown UP, as people say,
and warmly assuring them that he re-
membered them very well-an assur.
ance which might have surprised them
lin anybody but George Minafer! I"
1t seemed unnecessary, since he had
spent many hours with them no longer
than the preceding August. They had
with them their parents and an uncle
from out of town and George negli-
gently gave the parents the same as
surance he had given the daughters,
but murmured another form Of greet
ing to the out-of-town uncle, whom
he had never seen before. This per-
son George absently took note of as
a "q~ueer-looking duck" U%ndergradu-
ates had not yet adopted bird" It
was a period previous to that in which
a sophomore would have thought of
the Sharon girls uncle as a ''queer-
looking bird" or, perhaps, a funny.
face bird" In Georges time every hui
man male was to be defined at pleas
ure as a duck" but "duck' vas not
spoken with admiring affection, as in
its former feminine use to signify q
"dear'-on the contrary, "duck" i'm
piled the speakers personal detach-
ment and humorous superiority. An
Indifferent amusement was what
George felt when his mother, with
a gentle emphasis, interrupted his in.
terchange Of courtesies with the
nieces to present him to the queer.
looking duck, their uncle. This EN-
phasis Of Isabel's, though slight, en-.
abled George to perceive that she con.
sidered the queer-looking duck a per
son of some Importance; but 1t was
far from enabling him to understand
why. The duck parted his thick and
longish black hair on the side; his
tie was a forgetful-looking thing, and
his coat, though it fitted a good.
enough middle-aged figure, no product
OF this year, or of last year either
Observing only his questionable hair
his preoccupied tie and his old coat
the Olympic George set him down as
a queer-looking duck, and having thus
completed his portrait took no inter
est in him. M
The Sharon girls passed on, taking
the queer-looking duck with them, arc
George became pink with mortifica
ton as his mother called his attention
to a w~hite-bearded guest waiting Il
Il choIso HE hand Thia Voc HooroaL