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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
We Know Not What's Resisted.
From the Now York Times.

Life, as we civilized beings live it, is one vast hypocrisy. And it
would all be ineSprcssibly pathetic were it not for the fact that 1t IS SO
splendid.
How often it is that a smile but masks an aching heart; how often
the CHEEKY word hides despair. Very brave, indeed, is this hypocrisy
of life.
You will meet a man on the street and say, How are things going
with you?' And he will say Fine You will meet a woman and ask,
How are you feeling?" And she will say Fine And, as likely as
not, things are not going well at all with the man And the woman
feels any way but well.
Yet they hide their fears, their worries, their disappointments,
their mental and physical sufferings from the eyes of those whom they
meet and with whom they associate in life.
Women are the bravest. How many a woman there is who has a
bad husband or a bad son. yet who never wines about it. They smile
though their hearts are breaking. They make themselves look we'll
though they may be seldom well. 1T IS a fine bravado, is it not? How
gloomy and grouchy the world would be were it not for this hypocrisy.
1t is a thing that makes us take our hat off to the average man
and woman. In the face of it, the soldier on the battlefield is not so
worthy of his laurel wreath as these folks are who trudge the common
place walks of the world.
We think it will be very interesting on the day of judgment when
we m all lined up in the open and each man sees what the other man
had to contend against. and how he bore it, and hear what God will say
then.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Teaching a Lesson in Patriotism.
From The Los Angeles Times.

HI Twelve American owned steamships, valued al $10O0o000, AVE been seized
IN German ports,a nd under HI directions of thu allied armistce commission
are being sent % the Firth Of Forth or ALLEGATION among the alies Naturally
. .s aTnefI TI owner Tin this instance it Is the Standard pill Company is pro.
teNns. That there is merit in the protest is indicated by the fact that It is
neng pressed r.s da !. h state department. md the fsderals shipping BOARD. The par m
me erica owned hips than placing them n a par with German vessels;
The Standard Oil Company, however, las only Its " previous methods OF
a ansactin business before h var to thank for thu predcament In which It
% itself in relation to a part Of its oil fleet The vessels sailed before
me va Id te German flag and were nominahy owned y q German con
ard Oil Company formerly found it good business ito have it's products carried
very partial to trading with their W people. 1t seems that, We Standard held
a assignment of III vessels from the company operating them n hat they
Were only nominany German owned.
81 the allied w armistce commission Is lot inclined to recognize this
secret certificate of ownership. At In time he vessels were held In German
IportstM they foated the German flag and we're listed as Sherman vessels: the EARN
isuce commission holds that this evidence of ownership is sufficient. It sad-
seeks to make a example of the Standard Oil Company for operating
secretly a German shipping company. Here Is a problem that is worthy the
wisdom of the League OF Nations. Are those vessels really American?
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
YOUR COLD is EASED
AFTER THE. FIRST DOSE
"Pape's Cold Compound" then breaks
up a cold in a few
hours

rs
Relief comes instantly. A dose taken
every two hours until three doses are
taken usually breaks up a severe cold
and ends all the grippe misery.
The very first dose opens your
c~logged-up nostrils and the air pass
ages In the head, stops nose running,
relieves the headache, dullness, fever.
ishness, sneezing, soreness and stiff
ness.
Don't stay stuffed-up! Quit blowing
and snuffing! Clear your congested
head! Nothing else in the world gives
such prompt relief as "Pape's Cold
Compound" which costs only a few
cents at any drug store. 1t acts with
u assistance, tastes nice. contains no
q~uinine-Insist upon Pape's!-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Where II Was Needed.

Nine-year-oM Helen had a birthday.
the other day. In the evening her
Aunt Mary and her rather elderly
beau canie out to the house to Gull.
After Aunt Mary had bestowed her
present on her small niece, she gave
her the licking which is always a
part of a birthday ceremonial in This
family, After her niece had escaped
her grasp Aunt Mary called her to
come back. Il gave you a lick to grow
on she said, but l forgot to give YOU
n to get married on. So come right
back and get it,"
Helen still eluded capture. "Oh.
Aunt Mary" she called, don't give II
to me. / have lots of time. You'd
better give it to Nj. VI tthe visit
ing cavalier).
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06

dell, a policeman, picked up a human dere-
lict in Chinatown, staked him to some
clothing and what was left of a IS bill
after making the purchase, and sent him
into the world with a Good by and good
luck
1t ended, for literary purposes, a few
days ago when Caddell, on duty as police
man at the Manhattan end of Brooklyn
bridge, explained to the driver of a Cali
fornia licensed automobile just how to get
to Coney island, and added, as the ma
chine moved away, Good by and good
luck" Thereupon things happened. The
driver was no less a person than the for
mer derelict, now waxed opulent, the
owner of numerous western properties;
and, after 80 years on the force Caddell,
the policeman finds that S. invested II
years ago now insures him an income
which by comparison makes his pension
look like gasoline money.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Restaurant Language.
From the Kansas City Star.

Scrambled eggs" ordered a customer
in a city market restaurant.
Milk toast" murmured his companion,
who was not feeling well.
Scramble two and a grave yard stew"
sang out the waitress with the Titan hair.
Here corrected the second man, II
want milk toast"
You'll get it, Buddy" replied the girl.
That's. what they call milk toast down
in Pittsburgh where / worked"
The two customers held a conference
and decided to put one over" on the
hard boiled girl" from Pittsburgh. The
first one wanted a glass of milk and the
second a cup of black coffee. When the
girl appeared to put a set up of restaur-
ant artillery in front of the men the sec
ond man gave the following order:
"a bottle of lacteal fluid for my friend
and a scuttle of Java with no sea foam
for me-"
"Chaik one an a dipper OF ink" shouted
the girl.
She didn't even grin
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Why LEAVES DIE.
From srhe Tree BOOK"

From 1.-The Tree Book" Z
What makes the leaves die? Once 4
We thought 1t q Jack Frost, u 4
( now we have learned better. We 4
know that they drop off because 4
the tree has no further use for 4
them. An summer she has breRthed 4
I through them, and used their cells I
to store up food and drink. She has, I
7 also, used them as a mill for the I
helped her IN all her undertakings Z
throughout the season. Now her :
work is done. She Is getting ready
to go TO sleep for the winter. She I
Z Will stand as nearly dormant as !
possible. her sap viii cease to flow,
and her energies will lie quietly In I
tw;g and trunk. So the leaves must 1
2 go. Slowly the mother tree absorbs !
their -nourishment, and prepares to I
= part with them. AS the liv- I
: ing substance is Withdrawn and the !
action of the leaf broken up, the :
waxy granules slowly change TO a !
yellow liquid, which shows through
the thin leaf skin as plainly as when
: its elements We're stiI green. This
is the yellow In the brilliant autumn
foliage. The red is the color which =
the cell sap assumes, The browns
are dead leaves. Other colors are
! caused by the decomposition OF h
mineral substances. Because the
Z brilliant colors OF the leaves come
when warm days and frosty nights
= are common we have erred in
I thinking them due to the action of
4 the frost. 1t is true frost hastens
: the breaking up of the ~chlorophyll,
\ but trees often show bright splotch-
es of color long before the first
= frost. and in very warm autumns
most of the changes in foliage occur
I before there has been anyafrost.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
"our Advertising Rates."
From the (Hot Springs Arkansa,

From the (Hot Springs) rkansaw
Thomas Cat.
Referring to an old citizen as a relic
of antiquity" 81.
Calling a new mad lawyer "a legal
light of which the profession should feel
proud" $2.25.
To call a man a progressive citizen
when it is known that he is lazier than
a government mule, Bite.
Calling a female a talented and refined
lady, a valuable acquisition to society,"
with variations. $1.S5.
referring to a deceased citizen as "a
man whose place will long remain un-
filled" when we know he was the best
poker player in town, 1925.
Extra rates are charged when the
party is well.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Preferred the Cash Bail.

Judge Chesebro of Los Angeles was
embarrassed when he found that a
man whom he had held for n INSIDE
meanor in $50 bail. and who did not
have fhe $50, had disappeared from
the courtroom, leaving his wife as
bail. The judge was much relieved
VIXEN. just before it was time to close
the court, the nan rushed in, put down
$50 in real money, and walked away
with his wife.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Belgian Traitor to Die.

FTOTn The LOHdOl MhlI.
The jury having replied in the affrma-
tive on all counts of the various treason
charges against Prof. Auguste Borms,
the Flemish activist and member of the
notorious Council of Flanders" fset up
under the auspices Of the Germans during
thei. occupation OF Belgium. he was
found guilty at the Brabant assizes of
aiding and abetting the ene,ny's designs.
by fostering movements tending to split
the nation and was condemned To death.
Throughout his trial Bor1Gs sttts5fboTrn N
sisted that the FIernfn:s were Il Gcrmanto
raLe
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
BELCHlNG
Caused by
Acid-Si0nrach

Let EAToNIc, the wonderful moders
stomach remedy give you quick reiiei
from disgusting beiching, food .repeating.
indigestion. bloated. gassy stomach, dyspep-
ala. heartburn and other stomach niiseries.
They are all caused by Acid -StOmacll from
which about nine people out Of ton suffer
In one way or another. One writes as fol.
lows: Before / used EATONIC. I could not
eat q bite without beiching 1t right up. sour
and bitter. I have not had a bit of troubls
since the first tablet"
Millions are victims of Acid -Stomnch
without knowing 1t. They arc weak and
ailing. have poor digestion. bodies iinprop-
erly nourlshed although they may eat heart
lily. Grave disorders are likely to follow II
an aeid-stonlach is neglected. Ctrrhosis OF
the liver, intestinal congestion, gastritis.
catarrh of the stomach-these are only q
few Of the many ailments often caused by
Acid tomach.
A surfcror from catarrh of the iomach
of IL yeai standing writes: II had catarrh
OF the stomach for IL long years and ] never
found anything to do me any good-just
temporary reiief-unti' I used EATONIC. 1t
10 q W nderful remedy and l d. OF want to
be without it."
II yoa ar not feeling quit r g.t-laais
energy and enthusiasm and To-" know Just
where to locate the trouble-tiy EATONift
and SEQ no much better yo wi feel IN
every way.
At all drug st ,res-a bi, b =; for SOC and
your money back yC are n [ gatl1dol,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Agreed on Something,

From the Pittsburgh acknowledgement.
Mr.. Hicks was in a bad timper as he
sat down to supper.
"I wish I was al ostrich" he exclaimed
as he tried to eat one of his wife's cakes,
but couldn't.
Mrs. Hicks wasn't going to stand this
insult to her cooking.
Yes, 1 wish you were she replied
Perhaps I'd get a few feathers to put
on my last years hat then, and make it
look descent"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
whiskers and III Temper.

From the Rural Weekly.
Our barber tells us that if we want a
smooth shave we must compose our mind.
The man who gets into my chair all
mad and uncomfortable is the man / can't
shave. Bad temper seems to stiffen the
beard and each hair sort of stands up and
fights the razor" So says the barber.
If the human hair and the human hide
are so seriously affected by a crouch what
must happen to the delicate and hidden
seats Of our being?
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06

Insist on "Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin
m a "'Bayer package" containing prop
er directions for Headache, Colds,
Pain, Neuralgia, Lumbago, and Rheu-
matism. Name "Bayer" means genuine
Aspirin prescribed by physicians for
nineteen years. Handy tin toxes of IL
tablets cost few cents. Aspirin is trade
mark of Bayer Manufacture of Mono
;aceticacidestcr OF Salicylicactd.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
A Lady of Distinction.

Is recognized by the delicate fa%scinat-
ing influence of the perfume she uses
Il bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum Powder usually means a clear,
sweet, healthy skin.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
The Pay Envelope.

FrOm the Los AngeIe Times.
The British government stipuIates that
no railroad mar shall receive less than S!
shillings a week while the present high
prices of iife's necessities exist. How
would the members Of the American
brotherhoods like a government guarantee
OF SIC a week?
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Her Account.

From London Tit
Ralph Darnley called again last night,
Bessie, didn't he? You know, he's rather
well off, SO I hope you didn't treat him
d%istantly," said mamma
Indeed, l didn't, mamma. l was very
much drawn to ~him-very much" she
answered, with a blush.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Yearly Food Consumption.
From the Milwaukee Journal.

1t is not easy to estimate the amount
of food consumed by each person in a
year, but one dietetic expert who kept a
record of his meals during IL months
declares that he ate 100 caves of bread,
1870 pounds of meat, drank 81 gallons
of milk, and ate no fewer h 300 eggs.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
EVERYTHING Upset.

A New York state church choir has
gone on strike. The spirit Of discord
it seems has spread even to those who
are supposed to furnish harmony.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
The Light That Failed.

TTUIN bIISfty, IsUIIuOI'
whats the trouble between Van Glove
and his wife? 1 thought she was the light
of his life"
Ssh was, but she went out too often"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Some People Frame Them.

From the Birmingham Age-Herald.
May l ask what that scrap of paper is
you are gazing at in such melancholy
fashion,"
You may. That's a diploma from the
school of experience"
"a what?'
IA cancelled note I've just paid for an
other man who came in hurriedly one day
and persuaded me to indorse it,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Not Like the Old Days.
From the Washington star

Times have changed sighed Uncle
changed"
4 What makes you think SOP"
"A little family party l attended last
night. The women folks talked politics
while tile men folks got off in a corner
and exchanged recipes"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Sending One Back.
From London Bl.ghty.

Little Edwards twln sisters were being
christened. All went well until Edward
saw the water in the font. Then he
anxiously turned to his mother and ex-
claimed: Ma, which one are you going
to keep"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Tax Money Back If
From the Dallas News.

1t had to come. Texas women are now
offering to pay their poll taxes If prom
Used their money back in case they
changed their minds.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06

From the London Times.
A special chapel will shortly be installed
in st. Paul,s cathedral, London, in mem
DRY of Lord Kitchener. 1t Will cost $50, 600.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Planned a Surprise.

After being married, a short time /
decided to surprise my husband with
some of my lovely bread. SO i baked
tive loaves, which felt and looked more
like brick than bread. In a panic 1
buried it, thinking that would end my
mistake.
But next morning am Mr.. Neigh
Dor with a loaf of my bread which he
had rlowed up in his field, and handed
it 10 my husband, saying it surely
came from. a newlywed, and we being
tie only newcomer in some years l
had TO plead guilty. / can never for
set how felt. as I certainly did sur
prise my husband. A dog had carried
it from my hiding, place to his for flu.
tnre usc.-Chicago Tribune.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06
Ap!omb.

Aptofnb
q understand Mr.. Grabcoin spent
s5o,oeo educating Miss Maye Grab
COIN
WAS the money wasteG|'
Not entirely. Since Miss Grabcoin
returned from an expensive finishing
school size has been able to hold her
cwn quite handily with a traffic po-
licerlan."-Birmingham Age-Herald.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06

Baby's little dresses will just simply
dazzle if Red Cross Ball Blue is. used
in the laundry. Try it and see fer your
self. at all good grocers, sc.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-06

Seasons come and seasons go, but
the gas meter goes on forever.
Arizona republican., 1919-09-30
MIRACLE MAN SAID
 WONDERFUL PICTURE

When a picture is proclaimed as one without single flaw; when critics, re- viewers, professional men. public of ficers, teachers, students, professors business men. executives, editors, in fact when everyone is ready and anXi- ous to write and speak of it's wonderful appeal; when it's plot is acknowledged as the most powerful and convincing ever written into a story; when its characters have been praised as eX actingly human. when the theme han dies life as it finds it, taking the bitter with the sweet; when those of the high est authority have been glad to pro- nounce it the greatest lesson ever of- fered the public through the medium of the eye without question the most successful method of reaching the hu- man soul, then it must be conceded that the production has indeed reached the realm of history making achieve- ment-
 Such has been the record of "The Miracle Man" the super picture which will play the Strand theater for solid week, beginning next Sunday, when it will be presented with full musical score played by the big Strand sym phony orchestra, which will make it's bow to the public, under the able lead ership of Eugene Redewill. recognized as one of the most accomplished con- ductors in the country.
 George Loane Fuckers cinema tri- umph, has scored as no other produc-
 ton has ever scored With a mighty blow it has proven to the world that the speaking stage can never hope to compete with the silent drama in pre- senting a work of such magnitude as the wonder story which Frank L. Pack ard evolved in "The Miracle Man" George M. Conan realized this truth when his speaking version missed it's mark. The dramtist was brought to the stern realization that the spoken word could not hope to reach the wide scope of the camera; that the environ ment of the wonderful and mighty beauty of nature itself so excellently carried out in "The Miracle Man" as Packard wrote it, was beyond the ca pacity of man to build in the puny set | tings of a, theatrical stage. And so, once again, the screen triumphs over the speaking stage.
 The reserved seat sale for "The
 Miracle Man" will be announced prior
 to the date of the start of the engage
 ment.
Arizona republican., 1919-09-30
ADJUSTMENTS
FAMOUS STORY ON
 COLUMBIA SCREEN

Harold Bell Wright, author and pro- duoerof "The Shepherd of the Hins' which comes to the Columbia theater Sunday for five days, refers to his pro- duction not as a motion picture in the same sense that others are, but "ss a story told by the camera"
 The distinction is made by Mir. Wright because of the fact that he has merely transplanted his famous book to the screen page by page, refusing ab- solutely To allow a professional scena- rio writer 10 prepare the script
 So determined was the author 10 transfer his writing to the screen ex- actly as it was written. and SO opposed to this idea were the staff Of directors Unemployed at first. that he discharged the entire aggregation, and acted as di- rector. location man and technical su- peryisor; in fact he did everything
Arizona republican., 1919-09-30

himself but actually turn the camera crank.
 MT. Wright has his own ideas about motion pictures. In staging book for the screen he contends that the readers of any popular novel would prefer to sec the story transferred to the silver sheet. rather than a series of close ups" of the stars. He has followed this idea in staging The Shepherd of the Hills, and those who see this film will find it to be merely a visualization of his book as he told it in printed form.
 That. his views on the subject are not far wrong is evidenced by the suc- cess that has greeted his initial cinema creation in every city where it has been shown s"The Shepherd of the Hills" has turned out to be one real film sen sation of the year, as it has enjoyed extended runs in the larger cities. and broke all attendance records in every I playhouse where it has been exhibited.
Arizona republican., 1919-09-30

powerful organizations ever assembled for evil.
 The basis of the story of "the law Of | the north" is most cleverly treated in this picture which is proving a real entertainment during it's successful en- gagement.
 Tomorrow begins the engagement of Bessie Love, appearing in "Over the Garden Wall" her latest Vitagraph 1 dramatic success.
Arizona republican., 1919-09-30
At the Columbia

Today is the last day at the Colum- bia for Sessue Hayakawa in "The Courageous Coward" the latest sue cess of the Jap star who made famous such well known films as His Birth right" The Temple of Dusk" Bonds of Honor" and "A Heart in Pawn p shows Sessue Hayakawa in the role of
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