The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-09-26
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Louisvilhc (Ky.l real estate agsnts
tmcn. OF couree) held n meeting and
decided that women were The word
rent profiteern. ''womtn owners show
inG more OF a t1ndoncy TO Increase
rents than male owners they asaf ~.
Naturally, being the ffrst man.
n was given 90 Adam to h. the
nrsl to put y she original
"olnmc the woman" excuse
n ~ mighty lucky for the female OF
the species that mere man does not
allow his avn toll and trouble TO In
lerfere with his first aid assistance.
No matter how large hiH load. how
heavy Affairs Of state weigh. he Al
ways IL ready to superintend the de-
pertinent Of the women. It shows tho
large h~eariedncss OF man vixen he
places behind him the temptation 70
tackle the peace treaty, the labor
problem o. the world series and do
mates all hie time and attention TO the
c~ensorlng Of feminine hnthing cos
tumeA Partisan neck and nothing"
styles. and the higher heel.
Yes. indctAi; " father didn't
ave to spcnd ~ much iintc tell
ing mothcr what Co do he'd have
unsrh nrore time for hio own
buslnc-1
But. still. there are some women
who do not appreciate this wonderful
shirt Of s~clf-sncrifics thus prominent
In the male constitution.
Once man did the debating. What
he said went. Woman's world was
bounded By husband. father. brother
and beau.
But nowadays Mrs. Married asks;
"Dearie do you think ! ought 10 wear
the blue dress or the pink one?" and
Mr.. Married replies. ''The blue one.
dnrlIng'" and she wears the pink
They Cali Il the Emancipation OF
Women.
David Goldhaber lives In Ludiow-st
IN. W Jail because he didn't pay ALI
mony 10 Mrs. Goldhsber as The Judge
hsd ordered him to do. Dave has been
in jail six months. and sim no all
mony. Ths sheriff sent word the other
day 10 his wife. telling her that Dave
was sick and had no money, suggest
ing that she let him out so he could
earn some.
Nothing doing for my husbands
release" she answered. He only
wants 20 get out 50 he can run away.
I hope h. stays there for life"
The "golf widow" has made her
appearance In the divorce courts
Of Reno. Mrs. Grace Bieliop wns
granted n divorce after telling
Judge Moran that her husband
ncgictfci her for his loy Of golf.
Edward Simms Vas convicted In the
nanvillc fNa.) court Of stealing from
George Wilson $500 and one wife. For
stealing Wilson's money he was
sentenced TO serve two years In tho
penitcntiary; for stealing Wilson's
wife, not a day.
HELP.
Ihcrtss n strike in the Kitchen ansl
The meat won't eat,
sugar won't sweet,
The butter won't butt,
1hc doors won't shut.
The squa>iics wont squnwk,
The "niurphic~' won't talk,
The mOinsscs won't stNsch,
The kctchup wun't k1sch,
The steps won't step.
The pepper won't pep,
And I'm having a ictl Of a time gem
OHIO HOUSEWIFE
(Greetings to you. for the END Of
OUR PERF(HlC) DAY.
When We come TO the ends Of u
pert (hic) day,
The end OF the Hickey and High
And we say goodbye Ia the cool
Frappe
And the roilicking rock-and-rye.
We will have 70 reVei IN buttermilk.
Aud Earsa pnrllla gay,
And oh. the pain OF drinking rain
Al the end OF a perfChic) day!
Fairbanks CAlaska) News Miner.
Would you rather have n wife
who played b violin Or one who
played tie piano?"
II should certainly prefer a violin
player"
Why"
because a Violin you ear throw out