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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-10-25
TO RENT

TO RENT-Three nice furnished
rooms for light Housekeeping win I'M
Room and board by the
week. Also storage for automobile. 1923
North street. teIN 463-W. 9stf.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
cow GETS LADDER
Painter and All His Work Took q
Tumble to Earth.


A painter, whose name Is withheld,
high at work painting the water tank
at the Wanless mine at Bull, Mimi,
the other day, felt tugging at the
bottom of the ladder. He looked down
and there, scratching her back, was
black COW.
His probable fate flashed into his
mind. Bossy took one look upward
toward the heavens and saw the
painter descending. This time the COW
became frightened and ran her horns
through the lower rungs of the ladder
on she went in gallop, carrying
the ladder, painter, paint and all. The
louder he yelled the faster the cow
went. 1t was but short travel to
earth for the painter, who struck the
ground with a resounding thud. He
escaped uninjured with his feelings
ruffied
To make matters worse Bossy re-
tanned ownership Of the ladder, which
she carried away on her horns. She
was caught after she had gone a quar-
ter Of mile.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19

If man could invent a method OF
removing a beard without shaving,
that man could be elected President of
the United States by vote that would
be unanimous except for the BARRIERS.
A philosopher is one who knows
why others should bear their troubles
easily.
A man who is complimented if you
call him "hard headed" would be mad
all over if you called him ''bone
headed"
Almost any professional man be
lieves that after he gets too old to
practice his profession he can buy a
farm and make a lot of money.
If you have "a round kind face,
everybody will impose udon you and if
you have hardboiled countenance
people won't have anything to do with
yOu
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
PER|LED BY NIGHTMARE;
SAVED BY old SCOTCH
Sight of "Wee Doech an Doris
Stops Mans Drop From
Window.

A guest at New York hotel afflict-
ing chagrin, decided to lend it ALL"
The river was too far, and he did not
happen to have pistol with him.
The actors were striking and he
couldn't attend bedroom farce and
be bored to death. There was moth
ing left for him to do but jump out
Of the window.
He climbed over the sill, lowered
himself and hung there holding on
with his fingertips. He may have been
praying. He may have been wonder
ing If he had forgotten anything. AS
he was hanging man In room across
the court caught sight of the figure
and running to the telephone notified
the management that one Of their
guests was about to drop from the
sixth floor.
There was q general rush for the
room of the guest who had decided to
play the role of leading man at post
norton. An entrance was effected,
but the man on the other side Of the
window warned the would-be rescuers
that RI they advanced step further
he would Immediately lay claim to his
harp, halo and wings by releasing his
hold.
They pleaded with him. They ca
joled. But the guest tired Of life,
only smiled and said that when he
counted ten he would be on his way.
He began to count. When he reach
ed six he stopped. His lower jaw
dropped. His eyes were fixed in a
steady stare at something In the rear
Of the room. Everyone turned, and
there in the doorway stood one of the
guests holding aloft "wee deoch an
doris"
He made no resistance as they pull
ed him back into the room. He
dropped limp on the bed and they pour
ed the whisky past his white lips.
A little later as he was dressing
preparatory to leaving the hOstelry, he
told the house detective he must have
had nightmare.
81 ate some grapes for dinner" he
said, land / must have swallowed q
pit"
"You probably did," said the house
detective.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19

Chief of Police Clarity, Capt. Joseph
Smith. and several others in authority
In Chicago's municipal law and order
enforcement league are delving into
the intricacies of crime problem
which might be entitled 1.-THE Mystery
of Migelys Missing Machine, or
Marie's Mishap."
1t all started when someone made or
with the automobile of William j.
NICELY. Two days ago Migely's hopes
ran high when the Grand Crossing po-
lice notified him they had his car, safe
and sound, outside the station. He
hurried to the station. There was no
car there.
"Well, I'll be hung for humbug
if 1t wasn't sittin' out there just now"
said the sergeant, scratching Il puzzled
pate. ut does beat all how that car
gets away, don't it?"
NICELY went home.
Coppers Strike Marie.
Came Joseph Kartrilia to the South
Chicago station wailing Of his woe.
'"They struck my Marie" he moaned.
"They were coppers, too. saw 'em.
two coppers, fireman, and q lady.
And they didn't have no regard for
speed. They footed their horn and ex-
pected Marie to run out Of the way.
She can't run no more. They hit 'er In
the side and knocked 'er down and
NInn thnx Inf
Marie layin' in the street and hoped
a street car. l had an awful time get
tin Marie home"
"Gosh, I'd thought she'd been dead
by that time - exclaimed the sergeant.
did you carry 'er homer"
Garry 'er She weighs thousand
pounds. Marie's a cow"
Find MieeIy's Car.
Later the police found Migely's car
at East Ninety-eighth street and Tor
rance avenue. The radiator was
smashed where Marie, after the man.
ner Of her kline, had attempted to de-
fend herself in the only way she knew,
head on and horns down. She was
not quite spry enough and the car
caught her amidships.
"Marie's horn was broken and she's
hurt inside and she'll have to be- shot,
Mrs. Anna Kartrilia wept.
"How about my carr" asked NICELY.
who's going to pay for thatT
"Marie couldn't help IT. 1t wasn't
her fault" retorted Mrs. Kartrilia
"The police and fire departments are
responsible"
Were investigating" said Sergt
Michael Hastings.
Investigating Also" echoed Sergt
A. Wiseman.
"Guess I'd better take my car while
I've got It," said NICELY.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
IT SOUNDS REASONABLE
This Fish Story Deals With Doings Of
Pet Carr

The prize fish story Of the season
comes from Crawford county, Pennsyl-
vania, where man owns a pet carp.
Whenever he feels like going fishing he
digs a few worms and throws them
into the tank occupied by the carp.
If the fish grabs them the man gets
his pole and goes fishing; If the carp
passes them up the man stays at home,
feeling that 1t is no day for fishing.
Thus the man figures that he loses
no time, and he always returns with a
nice string Of fish, according to the
story.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19

When a great event Is scheduled to
take place special forecasts are Is
sued by the department of agriculture,
United States weather bureau. They
tell of storms, velocity Of wind, at
mospheric pressures, and other con-
ditions that assist or hamper the avia-
tor. Covering as they virtually do the
entire flying area of the United States,
the airman in any part of the coun-
try Is forewarned Of the conditions
he will encounter while In the air.
Our photo shows the weighing of the
"free-lift" Of balloon, one Of the
experiments carried on by the United
States agricultural department ex-
perts.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
THEY WERE NOT
SENTIMENTAL, NO!
Even Lectured at Length on Art
of Getting Married.
Cleveland Couple Appear CARRIED az
for Informal Picnic and Bridegroom
Holds Forth VoIumlnously on His
Ideas Of Modern Marriage cere-
mony-But Read What the Clerk
Saw In Little Above of tho Court.

There's too much silly sentimental
lty about getting married nowadays,
anyway" young bridegroom told Ed
ward Fairbanks, cashier of probate
court In Cleveland after fishing In his
pocket and laying out on the counter
three quarters and nickel for his
license.
He looked like sentiment-defying
bridegroom. clad in a plain flannel
suit, heavy tan shoes and an army
shirt and black string necktie.
And his bride, Of about his age
twenty-three-was dressed in Bingham,
as If for an informal picnic. Further
more, the young man volunteered a
little lecture on the art of getting mar
ried in this modern day.
Why Be So siIy7
'Notice we haven't donned our Sun
day best just because we are signing
business contractT he inquired.
"Yes, / had noticed that very thing"
replied Cashier Fairbanks.
"Why should we be silly and uncom-
lOItdDlc dLu Sciltilucnlui ONCi puoi-
ness propositions" continued the youth.
"We didn't come down In taxi. We
rode down on the street car. We
didn't talk about our great day and
gaze soulfully into each others eyes.
We talked about the apartment we're
going to live In, and wondered If the
player piano on the floor above us
would be going after eleven at night.
"Well, you're the first of your kind
I've ever seen," said Mr.. Fairbanks.
II hope you won't miss-er-what you
seem to scorn."
1--WE won't" said the youth. He
beckoned to the girl and they saun-
tered out of the office.
No Sentiment; Oh, No!
There's an alcove off the court Of
fee. No one can see 1t except per-
sons passing through the door-and
the cashier.
"They didn't figure on me-" Mr.
Fairbanks said later.
what did they do? Oh, nothing
They're so sensible and businesslike
She just stepped into the alcove and
he followed, and then he put his arms
around her and gave her the most
mastery, sentimental, loving hug ant
kiss l ever saw. And I've seen a few
In my time"
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
JOHN REACHES PHILADELPHIA
Chinese Student stopped over" In
New York Two Years.

A Chinese student, graduated from
the University of Illinois, walked into
the chamber of commerce at Philadel-
phia recently and presented letter Of
introduction from the secretary Of n
chamber of commerce In one Of the
New England states. He wanted to be
placed in touch with certain manufac-
turers in the textile industry.
He gave an address in Boston, to
which he referred as his home. The
letter of Introduction stated that he
was a resident of Bridgeport, Conn.
His attention was drawn to this and
he smiled and pointed to the date on
the letter. 1t was September II, 1917.
II stopped over in New York on my
way here" he explained.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
Finds Eggs Eighty Years Old.

Eggs believed to be more than eighty
years old were discovered by workmen
who were making alterations in an old
homestead at Fayette City, Pa. The
eggs were found In a nest between
rafters on the second floor. 1t Is
thought they were laid while the house
was being constructed. They were
blackened from the dust of years.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
Locust Bite Fatal.

The bite of a 17-year locust caused
the death of the two-months-old baby
of Mr.. and Mrs. Warren Kunkel, Kemp
ton, Pa. The injury was discovered
when the mother went to the infants
crib in the morning. The baby's face
was swollen. The mother picked 1t
up and found the locust In the cloth
ing. Physicians worked over the child
for several hours In vain effort to
save It's life.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19

The old man who keeps his ideas
young is of more service to the world
than the young man who tries to make
his ideas old.
If all the people in the world were to
determine to kill all the flies in the
world, it is doubtful if there would be
any noticeable decrease in the fly
population. They're made faster than
they can be killed.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
CUT THIS OUTFIT is WORTH MONEY

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this slip,
enclose with sc to Foley C Co., 1885
Sheffield Ave., Chicago, ILL.,, writing
your name and address clearly. You
will receive in return a trial package
containing Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound for coughs, colds and Group,
Foley Kidney Pills and Foley Cathartic
Tablets.-Hite's Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
DIVES TO HORSES TAIL
Ranchman Marooned by cloudburst Is
lowed to Land.

Ranchman Marooned by Cloudburst Is
lowed to Land.
Diving like Annette Kellermann from
the second story of barn and catch
ing hold of the tail of a horse and
then being conveyed safely to dry land
Is not a new indoor sport-it's just
the manner In which Max Lesser made
his getaway from a cloudburst near
Lyons recently.
A ranchman out rounding up his
stock after the storm rescued q girl
who had taken refuge on the top Of
Lesser's automobile, which he had been
compelled to leave and take shelter In
the barn.
When the ranchman and girl riding
the horse passed the barn where Lesser
was stalled, he saw them and made the
dip.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19

The average mans belief abou
somebody accused of an offense is that
if he's not guilty of that, he's guilty of
something else just as bad.
Many a woman's idea of business is
that all money taken in is clear profit.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
Woman. Cleaned Suit; Asked Divorce

After cleaning her husbands cloth
ing and finding a powder puff, a hair
net and vanity bag mirror, none of
which she recognized, Mrs. Edward
Schribel Of Milwaukee applied for Q
divorce
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
THIS GRATING Is O. K.
HortlcuIturIst Experiments With Po-
tato- Tomato Vine.

tato-T Tomato Vine.
Yankee ingenuity and American
grating" promises to solve the all
absorbing question of the high cost
Of living.
II has become known at Oneida, N.
Y, that Alsan Wheeler, horticulturist
and assistant teacher at the state ag-
ricultural school at Morrisville, has
been carrying on some experiments
which encourage hopes for a crop Of
vegetables above as well as below the
soil on the same vine.
Wheeler has grated tomato vine
to potato plant which bears fruit.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
Iowa Company Sues Union for 100000.

Damages of 100000 for breach of
contract on the part of employees of
the Waterloo Qa) Gasoline Engine
company, are asked In a suit fled by
the company against the international
MachinIsts' union. Its organizer, off,
GERS and members.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
Parrot and Doc Fall Heir to $4,000.

A parrot and hairless dog are
among the benehciaries of the estate
Of Mrs. s. Purdy Of New York city.
A life interest In a trust fund of $2-
600 Is beQueathed to the two pets.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-09-19
cow AND MOTOR
star IN MYSTERY
Furnish Knotty Problem for the
Chicago Police.
STARTS WITH STOLEN CAR

Case Mlaht Be Entitled 1.-THE Mystery
of MiseIy's Missing Machine, or
Marle's Mishap"-What Worries
NICELY Is Who Is Going to Pay for
Damage Done to His Machine When
Il Hit Marie.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04

to seek refuge for her at the home Of
Jim Belding, rancher.
That night Gale, Thorne and the
cowboys outwit the bandits and make
their way to Yuma. Hiding Merce-
des in cave, Gale and the others
take their stand to battle the outlaws.
The desperate band is wiped out, with
the. exception of Rojas, who finds
Mercedes and attacks her. Yaqui
rushes to the rescue and throws the
bandit chief over the cliff.
Even with Rojas out of the way
there are obstacles aplenty in Gales
fight for the hand of Nell. Belongs
foster daughter. How his valiant
ranch rider sweeps them aside leads
to smashing climax-a thriller that
will at once surprise and hold spell
bound an already highly thrilled au-
dience.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04
TWIN RABIES, IN "THE
INDESTRUCTIBLE Wife,

Babies are a blessing-sometimes
but not when they. act in the
movies" Of course, no one ever
asks them whether they want to act
or not, so you can't very well blame
them for objectings now and then.
Charles Maigne, director of "The
Indestructible Wife," which Select
Pictures offers at the Nogales. Thea
ter, with Alice Brady, tomorrow,
knows the peculiar characteristics of
children and their almost religious de-
termination never to remain in the
same place longer than two minutes
if they can help it. Mr.. Maigne re-
solved that this time no baby was 60
ing "to put anything over" on him,
so for a scene where it was neces-
sary- to have one baby he provided
twins. The scene necessitated the
showing of baby being bathed by
it's mother. When the one baby re-
fused to remain in the tub any longer
and began the climbing out act" it's
twin was on hand to be placed in the
tub in its place, and so on, one be-
ing put in when the other clambered
out or began to cry, until the scene
was completed.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04
Cooperation OF.
Public Handling.
Christmas Mail.
Postmaster Mcintyre Offers
Suggestions for Facilita-
ting Transmission of
Holiday Gifts.

The patrons of this office should
cooperate with the postal service to
the fullest possible extent in prepar-
ing and mailing their Christmas par
cells and in this connection the careful
observance of the following simple
conditions by mailers is of the utmost
Importance in accomplishing the end
desired:
Prepay postage fully on all parcels.
Address parcels fully and plainly.
Place name and address of sender
on all matter.
Pack articles carefully and wrap
them securely, but do not seal them,
as sealed packages are. subject to
postage at the letter rate.
Mail parcels early, they may. be
marked, "Do not open until Christ
mas"
Insure. valuable parcels.
If possible mail and call for your
packages between the hours of 500
and 11:30 a. m. and 1:30 and $50
p. m.
Written inscriptions such as "Merry
Christmas" Happy New Year."
"With Best Wishes" and numbers,
names or letters for purpose of de-
scription, are permissible additions to
fourth class (parcel post) mail. Books
may bear simple dedicatory inscrip-
tions not of personal nature. Other
written additions subject parcels to
letter postage. Communications pre-
paid at first class rate may be sent
with parcels prepaid at fourth class
rate, provided they are placed in en-
velopes securely attached to outside
Of parcels.
J. J. MCINTYRE,
Postmaster
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04
ALICE BRADY ALMOST GETS
AN UNEXPECTED BATH

Alice Brady's desire to make her
acting before the camera as realistic
as\ possible almost got her an unex-
pected bath in a very deep lake on
a very cold day. In "The Indestruc-
tible Wife," which Select Pictures Of
fers at the Nogales Theater, with
Alice Brady, tomorrow, the star
pushes Roy Adams, to takes the role
of Brandy, down the boathouse steps
into the lake. Brandy is supposed to
struggle, and he did struggle-so hard
that he almost pulled Alice into the
lake with him. Only a backward step
and quick turn of the wrist which
released her from his grasp saved
Miss Brady from an unpleasant duck
ing.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04
NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION


Notice is hereby given that on
Wednesday, the 18th day of Decem-
ber, 1919 at the City Hall, in the
City of Nogales, Arizona, at the hour
Of 10 a. M, will sell at public auc-
tion to the highest and best bidder
for cash the following described prop
erty, viz:
Lots A, B, C, D and E of lot num-
bered Nine (9) of Block Seven (7) Of
the City of Nogales, Arizona, accord
ing to the plat and map of the sub
division of said Lot Numbered 9,
made by ]. w. Larimore and on rec
ord in the office Of the County Re-
corder of Santa Crruz County, Ari-
zona.
The City reserves the right to re-
ject any and all bids.
Done by order of the City Council,
made and entered this 17th day of
November, 1919.
F. E. COLE, Clerk.
First publication, Nov. 18, 1919.
Last publication, Dec. II, 1919.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04
DESERT GOLD" GREATEST
OF ZANE GREY'S WORKS
LSA1NALNo
Postmaster.

Zane Grey's "Desert Gold," which
comes to the Royal Theater, begin
ming Saturday, is certain to add lus-
tire to the fame of Americas premier
novelist. Not only has desert Gold"
been acclaimed the greatest of Zane
Grey's works, but the screen version,
produced by Benjamin B. Hampton
and Eltinge F. Warner, for Zane Grey
Pictures, Inc, is the first production
from Zane Grey novel that has won
the authors appreciation. A cast of
brilliant players headed by E. K. Lin
coin, star of countless cinema sue
cesses, includes Eileen Percy, Mar
gerry Wilson, Edward Coxen, Walter
Long, w. Lawson Butt, Russell Simp-
son and Arthur Morrison.
desert Gold," a w. w. Hodsinson
release, depicts the stirring adven-
lures of Dick Gale, a sturdy soldier
of fortune. He encounters an old col
lege mate, Captain, Thorne. on his
travels, and assists with the aid of
two cowboys in rescuing. the army Of
ficer's sweetheart, Mercedes Caste
NADIA, from Rojas, an outlaw, and his
pack of plunderers. Thorne. returns
to duty but Dick and the cowboys
journey with Mercedes to Rio Forlorn
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04
LEGAL NOTICE

This is to certify that Salvador
Morales has made application for a
license to operate motor vehicle for
hire in the City of Nogales, and vi
cinity, Santa Cruz County, Arizona;
and notice is further given that a
hearing on said application will be
held before the ARIZONA CORPOR-
ALTON COMMISSION, at the County
Court House, Nogales, Arizona, Fri
day, December 5, 1919, at 1870 p. M.
Dated at Nogales, Arizona, this
28th day of November, 1919.
(Signed) SALVADOR MORALES.
First publication, Nov. 20, 1919.
Last publication, Dec. 8, 1919.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04
LEGAL NOTICE

This is to certify that Glenn P.
Allen has made application for
license to conduct a service car in the
City of Nogales and vicinity, Santa
Cruz County, Arizona; and notice is
further given that hearing on said
application will be held before the
ARIZONA CORPORATION COM
MISSION at the County Court House,
Nogales, Arizona, Friday, December
5th, 1919, at 1:30 o'clock p. m.
Dated at Nogales, Arizona, this
29th da yof November, 1919.
GLENN P. ALLEN.
First publication, Nov. 80, 1919.
Last publication, Dec. A, 1919.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04
LEGAL NOTICE

This is to certify that Martin G.
Carpio has made application for a
license to operate motor vehicle for
hire in the City of Nogales, Santa
Cruz County, Arizona; and notice is
further given that hearing on said
application will be held before the
ARIZONA CORPORATION COM
MISSION at the County Court House,
Nogales, Arizona, Friday, December
Is, 1919, at 1:30 o'clock p. m.
Dated at Nogales, Arizona, this
first day of December, 1919.
MARTIN G. CARPIO.
First publication, Dec. 2, 1919.
Last publication, Dee. 5, 1919
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04
LEGAL NOTICE

This is to certify that Federico
Galindo has made application for a
license to operate motor vehicle for
hire in the City of Nogales, and vi
cinity, Santa Cruz County, Arizona;
and notice is further given that a
hearing on said application will be
held. before the ARIZONA CORPOR.
ALTON COMMISSION at the County
Court House, Nogales, Arizona, Fri
day, December 5th, 1919, at 80 p. m
Dated at Nogales, Arizona, this
18th day of November, 1919.
(Signed) FEDERICO GALINDO.
First publication, Nov. 20, 1919.
Last publication. Dec. 8, 1919.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04
We repair furniture of all kinds.
Ring 180 M.
We make the nights bright. Afi.
zOna Gas & Electric Co.
LEGAL NOTICE :

This is to certify that Edward l..
Jake and Robert H. Karns of Nogales,
Arizona, have made application for
license to operate an automobile stage
between Nogales and Patagonia,
Santa Cruz County, Arizona; and no.
tice is further given that hearing on
said application will be held before
the Arizona Corporation Commission,
at the County Court House in the City
of Nogales, Arizona, on Friday, De-
cember 5th, 1919, at 1:30 o'clock p. m.
Dated at Nogales, Arizona, this
28th day of November, 1919.
EDWARD, L. JAKE,
ROBERT H. KARNS.
First publication, Nov. 20, 1919.
Last publication. Dec. 3, 1919.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04
LEGAL NOTICE

This is to certify that Frank Ed
Baker has made application for a
license to operate motor vehicle
for hire, in the City of Nogales, and
vicinity, Santa Cruz County, Arizona,
and notice is further given that a
hearing on said application will be
held before the ARIZONA CORPOR-
ALTON COMMISSION at the County
Court House, Nogales, Arizona, Fri
day, December 5, 1919, at 1870 p. m.
Dated at Nogales, Arizona, this
28th day of November, 1919.
(Signed) FRANK ED BAKER.
First publication, Nov. 20, 1919.
Last publication, Dec. 8, 1919.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-12-04
LEGAL NOTICE

This is to certify that Ubaldo
Urquides has made application for a
license to operate service car in
the City of Nogales and vicinity,
Santa Cruz County, Arizona; and no
tice is further given that hearing
on said application will be held be-
fore said ARIZONA CORPORATION
COMMISSION at the County Court
House in: the City Of Nogales, Ari-