El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-14

- I1-l1 way ] Leel EDOuL u IS his
L Mawruss." Abe Potash said to
his partner. Morris Perlmutter: at
don't make no difference II them two
boys failed Il their intentions, yum
derstand. they succeeded in making
millions and millions Of people in
Paris, Winnipeg. New York and who
knows where not, stop hating each
other for anyhow a few hours and.
instead. they smiled and shook hands
and allowed themselves a recess in
their regular work OF winning
strikes, losing strikes, shooting.
starving and cheating each other and
their countries. while they all Joined
in being glad that Mrs. Hawker and
the baby had got the pepper back
home with them and that Cirieve was
safe with his family or anyhow as
safe as q young Teller can be who Is
liable to quit his home at any moment
and do the same wonderful, foolish
thing all over again"
It's too bad that all them strikers
and bolsheviks which is acting as
senselessly as children, couldn't also
act as sensibly as children Abe" Nor
ris Perlmutter observed, and stop
crying long enough TO forget what
they were crying about, understand,
but they wont They are hound and
determined to eat the goose which
lays the golden eggs, Abe. and the
end is going to be that they VIII find
out il amt a goose at all but that
instead Of killing a goose that's fit
Tor food they have only smashed an
incubator that's fit for nothing but
laying more eggs and that's the way
It goes"
: Chance For The William Us.
Vel, its certainly wonderful how
popular them two young 4ellers be
come in the course of Z Few days,
Aawruss.r Abe declared Which
makes you think, Mawruss, If such a
thing happens TO two unknown young
men like Hawker and GrieYe, there
is big possibilities in this Cross-the-
ocean flight for fellers which was
once highly thought Of and which
abouG Take for instance them two
William 7. fellers. Bryan and McAdOo, |
which only 4 short time since people /
was reading about 1t IN the papers, /
Mawruss. and what them fellers i
should ought 10 60 is to hire a good, I
Indispensable afry-oplane. y'under- /
stand. and take the first boat for 1
Trespassing- or whatever the. place is j
Then all they have 20 do is - make l
good start, and get afterwards res
cued by tramp steamer, and right
away they become general faVoriles 1
again Or the kaiser and tie crown
prince might try it, Mawruss- There
must be pIenty of airyoplanes laying
around Germany nowadays when
could Je picked up for a song, and
when word come that It had fallen
into the Atlantic ocean with them
TWO birds aboard somewhere around
1900 miles from so degrees 70
understand. 1t might make
the eHOhenzOllerns so popular that
there. would be a counter-revolution
~ a = frna
But suppose they would overdo
The thing and not get rescued"
Norris suggested
Popular Anyhow.
"WeIl. that would make them pop
ular with me anyhow" Abe said, ~and
like me in that respects, MaTruss-
Still, joking TO one side Mawrusss
there is some things which you
couldn't joke about like what this
young teller Read did, which is work
ing for the United States navy, Nav
russ. There was a young Teller what
took his life in his hands NaWruss,
and yet from the maps which the
newspapers printed, you would think
IL was already q dead open and shut
proposition that II the airyoplane
was to break down anyWheres De-
-Ween Trespassing and Europe Nav
russ. there would be waiting United
states navy ships like taxicabs around ,
the Hotel Pas0 del Norte- waiting 10
pick ID this here Read before he even I
80 much as got his feet wet under ]
stand me
yes, Mawruss, right across the !
whole page OF one newspaper was
strung the Winthrop, the FarraEut,
he Cushing and other feliers names
10 10 the number Of Il dsstroye rss
md the way il looked on that map.
here was q solid line Of boats waiting =.
% receive any falling airroDlanes all Z
he way from one side Of the ocean 70
he other, whereas you know as well I
IS 1 do, Mawruss, you can as much
make both ends meet on the Atlentici
,eean with i ships as a shipping :
Jerk with ten children car in New :
-ork City On q salary OF SIS week
In Retween-Whar Them
81 understand them ships was only =
% miles apart" Morris observed.
sure I know Abe agreed, but II !
hat airyoplane was to drop anywhere
'etween the second and the 18th mile, =
lawruss, theen ships might Just so =
veil have been stationed on the North :
liver between 7znd and 130th streets, ;
Iawruss. for all the good it would :
ave done this young Teller Read ,
,Iso NaWruss, Il they would have had I.
cean that they would have run out :
4 regular names for them and had Z
o resort { o the business directory. 50 Il
s TO include the Acker, the AerraHs
he Condit the Rogers the Peet, thei 4
ROWING, the King. the Marshall and
he Field, in that collection Of ships