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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-08

BOSTON, April Because he annual national A. 4. U. boxing tournament opened here last night the show scheduled by the F-enway |. c. has been put over until tomorrow night. Harry Carlson and Jimmy Sacco will furnish the principal at traction of 12 rounds.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-08

The Connecticut State Football association have issued a notice 10 all their teams that the last day for transferr:ES or registering any play CTS Is next Saturday. April 12, after which date none fill be accepted This rule prevents the bringing in from other sections star players in order to win special games and cup final ties.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-08

PITTSFIEID, MASS, April B. Happy Howard of New York. won decisively from Young Grady of Powell, Vermont, In a 12-round bat tie at the Twentieth Century A. c. of this city, last night Jaffe tried his hardest to score his sleep punch, but his opponent was too crafty.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-08

PHILADELPHIA, April 8-Abe Freidman of New York, walIoped Johnny Maloney of this city in a. fair ly good stX-rcunder here last night. In another bout Frankie Daley won from Johnny Mullen. Walter Nel- son and Eddie Welsh fought e. four round draw.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-08

There were no less than six mem ters Of the City Thistles teams last Sunday that were in the forces and secured their discharge, they were Wagner, Fatrtst, FohImann, Logan, Holden and Harrison.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-08

CANTON, O.. April S-Jack Brit ton, welterwetght champion of the world, who won that. title in g. bout with Ted Kid Lewis, whom he knock ed out, was given a rousing reception at the Mckinney A. c. last night when he met Bryan Downey. -Ttss cham pion outpointed his opponent, who fought gamely and scored many hard blows. Br1ttOn's generaIship, how ever, brought him through with fly ing colors.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-08

MINNEAPOLIS, NrINN., April g. Pete Herman, who will probably be Jimmy Wilde's next opponent in Lon don, and Johnny Ertle, former ban tamweight champion. fought a. draw last night at the Minneapolis A. A. Both boys appeared to be in the best of condition. The bout. however, was not as fast as it was expected to be.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-08

The Emergency Fleet Corporation soccer league has busted this season who were left in the competition, 1t in order to keep the clubs interested owing to the disbanding of teams and
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-08
CPORTORIALG BY E
 ROGER TERRI

TNB& RICHARD isn't going to lose 1 a cent on that Jess Willard Dempsey match that he so cleverly arranged. Hardly a day has passed during the last ten days that some promoter or some club here and abroad has not stepped forward with some tempting purse to purchase Tex's rights to the battle.
 Even England wants the bout. But there Is little chance of that country securing the match as Rlckard has definitely made up hls mind to have the heavyweight championship decid- ed within the bounds of these glorious United States, The West Is literally crazy about the match and already several clubs have been organized to aNduce Tex to take the fight into that territory.
 Rickard. however, is not so willing to rid himself of the match for which he worked so strenuously to arrange. Personally he would like to stage the contest somewhere between New York and Chicago. No surprise will be occasioned if 1t is decided in Ohio. Cleveland, Dayton and Akron, O., are prepared to entertain such a proposition.
 Matt Hinkle in Cleveland Is willing to help along on condition that he Is selected as referes.
 But while sporting circles and box ing fans throughout the country would enthuse over a report that Matt }has been elected referee. the writer ShRs come in possession of information tending to show that Tex himself does not view Hinkle's candidacy favor ably, There fs some talk about Tex re4sreeing the battle himself, but this n refuse to believe as being so, +IaoEard will be too busy taking care of the hundred and one little things that will demand his attention on the day of and during the battle.
 But whatever happens you can bet i5rour new old winter bonnet that wise old Tex is going to make money.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-08

Jack Miller, who has served in France with Uncle Sam's marines. will be able to begin the season as the Cardinals second baseman and field captain.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-08

A career In the ring, however, WIS far from my dreams in those days. AS I grew a little older I had my first affair." guess they call # puppy Iove-with a little red haired girl in our neighborhood. I was Jealous of her, and whenever I saw some other kid shining up to her there was fight. Finally, after I had whipped every kid of my age in the
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-08

Branch Hickey. manager of the Cardinals, will try out nearly q dozen college players before the pennant races begin. Hickey always has been strong for high brow talent.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-02-24
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17

also, for those who seek employment
or accept appointments.
There is a sign said to indicate
many changes among those who hold
positions in the Sun, losses of favor
through startling exposures and hasty
acts being presaged by the stars.
Severe criticism for Representatives
and especially for Senators, is prog
nosticated and the seers prophsy that
labor will send many representatives
to Washington.
War mistakes will furnish political
capital at this time, If the stars are
read Alright. Misrepresentation and
half truths will be encouraged by the
planetary government.
Reforms in social matters will be
agitated with great persistence from
this time on. Women will be critt-
cised by their own professional and
educational representatives.
New points of view ON human rela-
tions will be presented by women who
will challenge criticism and even cruel
misjudgment, astrolgers predict. This
will be part of hi new era awaken
ing.
Again benefits for the colored race
are foretold and recognition of their
intellectual as we'll as industrial at
tainment is promised.
Persons whose birthdate it is have
prosperity. They should not remove
or travel If they would reap full
benefit of the aspects directing them
Children BORN OF his day are likely
to be very clever n talented. These
subjects Of Libra are often very sen
sative to their surroundings and great
| lovers of beautiful things.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17
ADENOIDS

Adenoids are handicapping more
than ten per cent of the American
children in attaining normal, health
full development to manhood, accord
ing to a recent extensive survey in
| population centers conducted by the
| United States Public Health Service.
The results of the medical exami-
nations conducted by the draft boards
indicate that a considerable propor-
ton of the defects there discovered
were unquestionably due to the fail
ure of parents to pay proper atten-
ton to the physical defects in young
children. Excluding defective teeth,
experience throughout the country
! shows that adenoids are among the
most frequent of the physical defects
of children.
Adenoids may be prevented or
cured after development. AS one or
It's contributions to improve the ma
tion's health and strengthen its man
| hood the Public Health Service has
prepared a booklet on adenoids for
distribution to parents and school
authorities.
1t tells the parents how the first
appearance of adenoids may be de-
tected by the labored mouth-breath-
ing Of the child, particularly while
| sleeping. Since nature intended that
we should breathe through the nose,
a provision by which the air thus
breathed is purified and warmed be-
fore entering the lungs, it Is evident
that notwithstanding results in i'm
purities getting into the air passages.
The dangers of this alone are many,
but there are others, often grave
ones. The child with adenoids is
almost invariably u~nderweight. hollow
to the labored breathing. Facial de-
formity is another result. The upper
teeth protrud, are crowded out of
shape and become a fertile field for
the development of Riggs disease. The
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17
Daily Serm0nefte

Pain is the reward Of greatness.
h dull, the stupid, the brutal SUI
fer little pain.
Pain is reserved for the sensitive,
the refined, the souls made strong
through cleansing from dross and
coarseneSs.
The brutal murderer wipes the red
bloc of his victim from his blade,
smacks his lips after a hearty meal,
and goes to sleep without remorse OF
conscience or suffering of mind, while
his innocent mother endures the tor
lures Of the damned because Of the
misdeed of her son.
Between h two, o and l would
rather be in the mothers place, ever
though she spends long nights In
weeping in anguish of soul. Ns
Without feeling pain for suffering
children in sweatshops there would
never have been any crusades in theil
behalf, and often the crusaders felt
more keenly the Affections of these
little one than they did themselves
for the children had become Supplied
because of their surroundings.
Pain suffered by the sensitive Is re-
sponSible for cleaner streets and al
leys, shortened hours of labor, higher
and the long line of reforms fought
for n won by the people.
The missionary. who gets to heath
en-" lands and sees the fearfully low
level of living of the people, suffers
mentally more than the natives be-
cause he feels their lacks-they dc
not know because they have never
seen the possibilities for themselves.
knowledge brings pain, but II We
| were compelled to choose between the
"heathen" who are "blissful" because
they are ignorant and the missionary
who suffers because he knows, wee
choose the lot of the n who suf'
fers.
Pain is the thermometer of the soul
1t is as n grows in his soul-life tina
pain becomes more intense.
The low-lived, coarse n bruta
do not notice the things that torture
the refined and gentle.
The most sensitive soul that eve
lived died not because of the spear
thrust, but of a broken heart.
Pain is not punishment-it Is re
ward.
For while the sensitive suffer in
finitely more than those who are bru
talized, they enjoy the heights OF hap
| piness which come only to those who's
| souls can respond to the finest AM
purest pleasures of mankind-whos
souls are in une with the Infinite.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17
Luke McLuke Says

Once in a while you meet a man VINO
seems disappointed because he wasn't
born a jackass and who puts in most
of his time trying to make n out OF
himself.
What has become of the old-fash-
toned woman who, when she had a
cold in her head, used to refer to her
nose as q sugar tree?
Even when ne knows that a a
habit is breaking him a man finds II
hard to break a bad habit.
Love may be blind. But there IS
nothing wrong with its sense of smell
when one of the lovers eats onions.
Why is it that a girl who can SWIM
10 times as far as her tutor likes TO
have a man teach her how to swim
every time sh eputs on a bathing suit?
The O. f. man who got up n
MIXED the COW at A q. m. now has a
son who gets mad because h milk
man rattles the bottles and wakes him
up before Z a. m.
Why is it thai an all-night milk
man can't kick the brake off his
wagon after each stop unless he
makes a noise like a 14-inch gun be-
ing discharged?
Some men haven't any brains. And
other men do not know what to do
with the few brains they possess.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17
RHYMES
BY WALT MASON
THE DARK DAY

When the day of sickness comes, as it comes to every gent
and you sit, with folded thumbs, far too weak to earn a cent,
will YOU have your little roll, to defray the beastly bills, to
procure the grub nd coal, and to buy the needed pills? Feel
ing we'll, men do not think, do not keep that day IN view,
when their health is on the blink, when they have the itch or
flu; and they blow in all they make, blow it with their hearts
serene, for glad rags and angel cake, blazing gems and gaso-
line. Each one thinks he is immune, sickness will not come MS
way, and he blows the round doubloon in his large and prince
ly way. But some morning there's a call for the doctor and
the nurse there's congestion Of his gall, and he's hourly grow
ing worse. And he lies around in bed, just a weak and futile
wreck, with a poultice on his head, and a plaster on his neck.
And his wife has pawned her buds, and she's washing by the
day, in a cloud of steam and suds, just to keep the wolf away.
And he hates himself so badl And he sghs, when | am well
1 will grip the useful scad till I make the eagle yell.'
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17
Fire Alarm Boxes

R3-Raritan Copper Works.
s4-Market and Sheridan Street
25-Smith Street and Central r. r.
26-MarkeS and First Streets.
27-Madison Avenue n Paterson st.
2S-High and Lewis Streets.
85-Smith and High Streets.
S8-New Brunswick Ave. and New St.
s7-Smith and State Streets.
42-Atlantic Terra Gotta Works.
43-Buckingham Ave. and Hartford St
4b-Commerce and Front Streets.
46-State and Washington Streets.
,64-State St. and Buckingham Ava
66-Parker st. and Pulaski Ave.
5s-Hall Ave. and Charles st.
%67--Stare and Wayne Streets.
Smear United Lead Works.
69-Maurer.
S2-Washington and First Streesa
e3-New Brunswick Ave. and Elm 81.
64-SHith Street and Watson Ave.
65rCommerce and State Streets.
72-Front and Smith Streets.
73-Water and Gordon Streets.
H4-Kearny Ave. and Gordon Street
S1-Brace and Hanson Avenues.
B2-Smith and Herbert Streets.
s3-Amboy Ave. and Washington st.
N-Lehigh Ave. and stanford Street.
S5-Near City Hospital.
S6-C1eveland and Brace Avenues.
S7-Amboy and Hall Avenues.
e2-Amboy Ave. and Inslee Street.
pS-Lawrence and Francis Streets.
S4-Neville and tombstone Streets.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17

children suffer from frequent colds,
develop chronic nasal catarrh and
sometimes lose the sense of smell and
hearing. -,ra.
Following adequate treatment i'm
provement Is marked. The child be-
gins to regain the lost weight, ac-
quires a healthy color and soon is the
normal person nature intended it to
be.
The Public Health Service book
let "Adenoids" will be mailed to any
parent, or teacher, sending a request
to the bureau in Washington.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17
Daily Hol oScObe

THE stars incline but do not compel
Saturday, October IS, 1919.
copyright. 1919, by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
Early today the Sun is in benefic
aspect, while Saturn and Mars are
strongly adverse and later the lumin-
airy changes to evil place.
They who would profit by the in
fluence or aid of those in power
should make the most of the morning
hours. After noon viii be unlucky,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17
TREASURY DEPARTMENT -.
OFFICE OF THE COMPTROLLER OF
THE CURRENCY

Washington. D.. G, August Is. 1919:
Whereas, by satisfactory evidence
presented to the undersigned, 1t has
been made to appear that THE
lage of Fords in the County of Mid
dlesex and state Of New Jersey mas
Statutes of the United States. required
to be complied with BEFORE an associa.
tion shall be authorized to commence
the business of Banking:
Now, therefore, l. JOHN sKSaLTT 1rS
rency. do hereby certify that. "THE
.FoRfD;s NATIONAL BANK" in the
Middiesex n State of New Jersey Is
authorized to COMMENCE the BUSINESS
FIFTY one hundred and sixty nine OF
the Revised Statutes Of the United
In testimony whereof witness my
hand and seal of office this Fifteenth
day of August. 1918.
John SKELETON WILLIAMS.
Comptroller of the Currency
TAse-S-27-60t-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17

--.-|---W0 UhT
Q.-What is Congress?
A.-Congress is a body of reformers
elected to tell you what you must not
do.
Q.-What Is a Legislature?
A Legislature is a body of re-
formers elected to tell o what you
must do,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17
-RTTS OF BY=PLAY
nI0rn ImnrnHements
ny LUKE MeLUKE
coov,;.b,. 1919. the Cincinnati Inquirer

r,1 sbingIe the root of my mouth,
IN bny a new a for my knee;
ri walk on the bridge of my nose,
In my chest I'll keep chestnuts ana
tea. ,u MOOD
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17
HaW, Hawl

| When two women meet on any old
street,
To out-talk each other they try;
They CAB and they blab, and they
blab and they CAB,
They're swapping an "I' for an II"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17

There was a young lady named
Ktmmy,
Who was asked by q young man to
shimmy.
She studied a while,
Then she asked with a smile:
IF 1 shimmy, Jim, what'I you gim-
me?"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17

The man had Just landed on his
back on the sidewalk.
He sat up and glared at the banana
skin behind him.
"Ah, hal" he exclaimed. S you
are the power behind the throWn!'
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17
Men

wilmington News-Journak.)
Luke McLuke says that men are a
lot like fsh-you never hear of them
getting the hook If they keep their
mouth shut. That's right, Luke, II
a lot of men are like rats. they get
caught for doing too much nosing
around.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-17
The Tight Wad

1IIO IIbAIt NWU
An angry man is Oswald Fine,
He certainly is panied;
He paid a whole dime for q shine
And then 1t went and rained.