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The Washington herald., 1919-11-12

in-iaw and daughter, Mr.. and Mrs.
Arthur Schautz, the latter formerly
Miss Katherine scudder. Miss Scud-
ger went from Washington to meet
ner mother In Media
Miss Betty Grove entertained n
group OF debutantes at luncheon
yesterday In honor of Miss Lucy
Loro' OF Chicago. and her guests
inciuded Miss Nancy Lane, Miss
marcia Chaplin. Miss Peggy Martin.
MISS Anna Gordon, Miss Celeste
Urosny. Miss Beta Adams. Miss
aelen McLanahan. Miss Deiphine
heyi. Miss Helen Tucker. Miss CO.
rinth Tracy. Miss Frances Hamp-
son and Miss Ruth Donaldson.
Miss Grove will spend next week.
enc at the University OF virginia,
Where she will attend the hop.
INTERESTING
WEDDING NEWS.
The marriage of Lieut.. Comdr.
Rowland Marcy Comfort. U. s. NJ,
naval aide at the White House, and
Miss Helen Edison McFadden. Of
Geneva. Switzerland. was solemn
lied Yesterday at o'clock In the
parish hall OF St. Johns Church,
the rector. the Rev. DR.. Roland
Cotton Smith. officiating. Lieut..
Comdr. Urey c. Conway. U. s. NJ.
was best man.
The wedding was entirely sim
pie. with only small company of
relatives In attendance. The brides
mother. Mrs. 8. II. McF,adden. Of
Geneva, was presenf
Miss Mabel Boardman will re-
turn to Washington today and Join
her mother. Mrs. William J. Board
man. at their home on p street after
spending a month In travelling In
the South and West on affairs con-
nected with the National Society of
the Red Cross.
Maj. r. g. Chamberlain, British
army. who Is a member Of the mill
tary escort of the Prince Of Wales, 10
at the New Willard.
Miss Frances Hoar, who was q
member of a house party entertain
ed on Long Island. returned to
Washington yesterday morning and
Joined the Speaker and Mrs. Gil
lett at their home on Eighteenth
street
The Anthony League will begin
its weekly at homes. at its head
quarters, 2007 Columbia road. to-
day at $3.50. The program will be
in charge of the committee on
home service for the Red Cross.
Mrs. Walter s. Uford will speak.
Music by Mrs. Wayne B. Wheeler.
Mrs. Anna z. Hendley will preside.
All are welcome.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fl. z. Clayton Ken
nedy. OF London, who have just ar
rived in the United States. are at the
New Willard for a few days.
The League Of American Pen
women will have as its guests of
honor at its regular Friday after
noon tea this week at the clubhouse
at 1923 II street, Commissioner and
Mrs. Charles Pergler and the
Csecho-Slovak delegation to the In
ternational Labor Conference. Com
and Mrs. Pergler have just return
ed from Prague and will leave
hortly for Japan as Mr.. Pergler
has been appointed Minister to ia
pan from the Czecho-Slovak re-
public. Commissioner Pergler will
address the Penwomen on Present
Conditions in the Czecho-Siovak
Republic" and will introduce the
nine delegates from Czecho-Slo-
vakia who are here for the labor
conference. Mrs. Isaac Pearson.
president. will welcome them in
the name of the league.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
Shipping News
Continued from preceding page

DUNGENEss. Dec 1o--Pa.sed: Str
EXIT h "rn nfrcn for Dec LoHd0H
FLUSHING, Dec Arrived: Str Man
haitian New York Uor Antwerp and Lon
GENOA. Dec 5--Arrived str Pasa-
dena, Phladelphia.
philadelphia Passed; str Beatrice, New
York for Constantlnople.
War Earl lBr). liverpool; Rsmier .eFr);
orampian IBr).. Liverpool: Brighton
Earl DIS 'ssi sydney: - nosaln9di (Brj, r Now
York; Msgantic lBD, Liverpool =. :, r,
O'Neill. Philadelpha; schodack. New York.
KINSALE, Dec o-Passed: Str PARIS
ian 'ny2 Port'ana Ian Me- for prssnhssa M Hsw
York city (Br), New York.
DOVER Dec Spassed: Str westcrlyk
(Dutch), Baltimore for Rotterdam.
DUNGENESS Dec S--Passed: str Ard
gowan (Br), Portland for Hull.
TASTNET, Dec s-passed Str Ven
tura de Larrinago (Br). Norfolk for Man
FAYAL. Dec s--Arrived: Str wakikt
portland' Ore; for lnited Engdom
FLUSHING, Dec s-Rcturned: Str
William O'Brien Antwerp for New York.
GREENOCK, Dec 8--Arrived: Str East
ern Sea. Philadelphia.
HANRE. Dec S--Arrivod Str La Savoie
Or. New York.
LISBON, Dec 5--sailed: strs Lake Pleas
ant, New Orleans; Canada (Fr). New York.
LIVERPOOL. Dec S-Arrived Strs
Western Hops. Norfolk. for Manchester;
kokomo. Jacksonville. Sailed: Str Nor
tonian (Br) Norfolk.
LIZARD Dec s--Passed: Strs Cadillac
(Br). New York, for Hamburg; Monte
yuma (Br). Montrea for London; Re-
dondo. Baltim ore, Tor Rottcrdam: vau-
dreuil (Brl. Montreal, for Havre: Lacka-
wanna Valley. New York for Stockholm
and Helsingfors; Minnie dc Larrinaga (Br),
Charleston. for Manchester; Ringborg
(Nor), Charleston. for Bergen.
I.ONDON, Dec 9--Arrived: Str Gyp (Br)
Chicoutim
MALTA. Dec 3---Arrvcd: Str Anthony
(GrlO. Philadelphia. for Piracus.
PlSAGUA, Dec 6-Arrved: Str Daja
California (Nor). San Francisco.
RIO JANEIRO. Dec 7--Arrived: Str
Mossonier (Br). New York.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

ROTTERDAM, Dec 6--Arrived Str Sa-
gagauche. Port Arthur Tex. Sailed: Str
Sarcoxie. New York.
sAGRps, Dec 7-Passed: Str Eirini
(Grk), Galveston. via Norfolk, for Cette.
ST MICHAB1.S, Dec S-Arrivcd: Str
President Estrada Cabrera q Al. New
s soiUTHAMPToN. Dec s--Arrived: Str
AdrIatic (Br), New York. via Cherbourg..
TALTAL. Dec 7-ArrIved: str The
Lambs. Norfolk
LIvERPoOL. Dec s--sailed: str En-
press of France (Br). Halifax. Arrived
str Naperar fBr). Pensacola; 10th, str
KadUna (Br). Galveston
LIZARD. Dec 10--Passcd: Strs War
Khan (Br), Port Arthur for Falmouth
9TH Macdna, New York for Rotterdam.
Passed: Str Section (Br), Montreal for
Antwerp.
LONDON, Dec 1o--Arrivcd: Strs Dun
bridge (Br), Montreal; Montezuma (Br),
MANcHEsTER. Dec 9--Arrived: str
Manchester Corporation OBr), Montreal.
Sailed: Str Ninian (Br), New Orleans
MONTEVIDEO, Dec 10--Arrived: Str
Lockport. New York.
NEWPORT, Dec 10--Arrived Str Cape
Premier tBr), st John, N 3.
Splcndor UtaD, New York.
PORT SAID. Nov 2l--Sailcd: Str De-
roche, New York.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

LOST.-Bankbook No. 3265ss OF tho
Franklin Savings Bank. issued to Dora
Cohen. Payment stopped Please return
to bank. S5S Eighth ave. All persons are
cautioned not to purchase negotiate
same.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
BOARDERS WANTED

SMALL private home for refined, elderly
persons. semi-nvalids and convalescents;
number limited: every home comfort nurses
care recommended by patrons and phys-
cIans; terms moderate. For full particulars
ADDRESS Mrs. A. Macmillan. b62 Main St,
Hackensack. n. j. Phone Hackensack 202S.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
lost, FOUND AND REWARDS
LOST BANKROOKs

LOST.--Bankbook No. 32S1ss of the
Franklin Savings Bank, issued to Bird
get Carpenter Payment stopped. Please
return to bank. 65S Eighth ave. All per-
sons are cautioned not to purchase or
negotiate same.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

WANTED-Young man who desires ac-
quring thorough knowledge Of theatri-
cal business. inside and side work
salary small while learning Write A.,
Box 62s Tribune Office.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
rRANsPACIFIC MAILS

The connecting mails close at the Cen
eral Postonice and City Hall Postoffice
station New York. at 100 a. m. as follows:
Japan, Corcu and China Especially ad =
dressed ony). via Seattle, steamship Suwa
Maru December H.
Hawaii. FIJI Islands. New Zealand and
npecialiy addressed mail for Australia, via
Vancouver and Victoria, B. c., steamsh D
MHkura, December IL.
Hawaii. Samoan Islands, Australia and
specially addressed mail for New Zealand
via San Francisco, steamship Ventura. De-
cnber ! L.
Japan, Corca. China, Slam. Siberia
Cochin China, Netherlands East Indies and
Victoria =. c.. steamship Empress of
Japan. December l3.
Hawaii Japan. Corea China Slam.
Cochin China and Netherlands East In
dies. via San Francisco. steamship Persia
Mnru, december IS.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

LOST.-Bankbook No 1ss.soo of the
Franklin Savings Bank. issued to Will
lam Fasting. Payment stopped. Please
return to bank, 6SS Eighth ave. All per-
sons are cautioned not to purchase or
negotiate same
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

LOST.-Bankbook No 165.3ss of the Union
Dime Savings Bank Is missing Any
person having claim to 1t is hereby
called upon TO present tho same within
ten days or submit to having said pass
book Cancelled and a new one Issued
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
RAYMOND -WHIlLOMR TOURS
The Best in Travel

~, rIIts' :. Ve. = IT -Fndtson So WV.
Niaknra To The Sea.--ror ulustrsts1
su'dA address John r. Pierce. pepG lsA
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

RIO CRANDE. Brazil. Dec 7--Arrived:
Str Cuthbert (Br), New York.
ROSARIO. Dec 6--6ailed; Str West
Nosska. Rotterdam.
ST LUCIA. Dec S-Saiied: Str Ian
caster Castle. from Buenos Ayres. etc, for
New York.
sT VINCENT. Dec s--Arrived: Str
Bristol, Buenos Ayres for New York
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
BOYS

In the last year we have promoted
numerous Office boys to various positions
where they are learning the marine insur-
ance business. we need several boys and
II you are bright and ambitious and have
an eye to the future call at so Maiden
Lane. Room 202s
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
FURNISHED APARTMENTS WANTEI
-
HELP WANTED MALE
INSTRUCTION

AMBITIOUS MEN AND WOMEN
BOOKKEEPE TEACHERS,
CLERKS. STENOGRAPHERS
There is an urgent demand in all COM
mercial fields for men and women to fill
highly responsible positions Correspon-
dcnce Supervisor. Correspondence Critic.
House Correspondent. Sales, Collection and
Adjustment Correspondents &c. &c, paying
Sl,S00 TO SO. 900 A YEAR.
More and more business transactions are
being initiated. followed up and consum-
mated by. effective Business Letters
l Will interview ambitious women and
men. with analytical minds. who wish to
train. In their leisure time. at home. to fill
these positions.
Our Placement Bureau Is receiving many
more applications than 1t can fill at sal
aries ranging from
SIS TO 500 A WEEK
Write giving position and telephone
number. call
E. A. MANCHBsTER. REGISTRAR,
112 WEST AID ST.
Telephone Bryant 89c2
Open Evenings.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
HELP WANTED MALE
BOYS

You can get permanent work with The
National City Rank of New York. You
will be given individual training to At you
Tor your duties. Free educational clasres
are conducted for your benefit. Advance
ment rapid. Future unlimited. Ages ~ to
10. Call, . to 0 P. NJ. Room COZ. 60 Wall
Street.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
HELP WANTED MALE

A number of young men
wanted, over II years of
age, for permanent posi-
tions. The work is along
mechanical and electrical
lines. Previous expert
ence is not necessary.
Application should be
made in writing, stating
age, education and pre-
vious employment, if
any. Address, Box A,
GIT Tribune.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

COMMUNICATIONS. capable of taking
charge of sudits and preparing Intelligent
reports; state experience and salary psrma-
nent position. Reply by letter in hand
writing. We also need II few good juniors.
Leslie. Banks Company. Chartered Ac-
countAnts. 13o Broadway.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
Cla assified Advertising A
HELP WANTED MALE

YOUNG MEN FOR ME-
CHAMCAI. WORK,
: BETWEEN THE AGES
OF 18 AND "a YEARS
OLD; ALONG ELEC-
TRICAL. LINE. EX-
CELLENT OPPORTU-
NIFTY FOR ADVANCE
MENT. APPLY. CIV
ING PARTICULARS
CONCERNING ACE,
EDUCATION AND EX-
PERIENCE. BOX A.
6l9. TRIBUNE.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

WILLOW furniture special for Christina
LONG BEACH WILLOW CO. 233 f. 41st ST
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

PIANO. MAHOGANY. UPRIGHT. ACTION
Vessel. Nickel and Gross; splendid condi-
tlon; price $3.50. 81 West 93d ST.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES


CHANCE to buy sell coal and coal
securities. Forming company Anthra.
cite. b.. Box 3o7. Tribune Office.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
FURNITURE FOR SALE

COMPLETE GROOM APARTMENT
newly furnished. also lease on apart,
ment; rent $50: best section Brooklyn.
owner leaving city. must sell quick: har
gain. Call Mr.. London. Canal s016
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
EMPLOYMENT AGENCfEa
BUSINESS CARDS
+ Furniture

HIGHEST PRICES paid for furniture. an
tlques. pianos brc-u brac, books art
etc. GABAy. So University Place. Phone
Stuyvesant 2377.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

BOY, Christian, over Is. for office work !;
good writing and figures: chance for ad-
vancement; wages $l3 LIE Huray & Co.,
Inc, $50 Lafayette st.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
GIRL in bakery. Burns & AS
tarita, 169 Halsey ST., Bklyn.

Girl. for general housework good cook: no
washing. Telephone Schuyler 5617
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

INFANTS NURSE or Mothers helper; part
time: Thursdays and Sundays; 10 10
p. NJ. Apply Francis. West Slst ST., eve
nin.s.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
For Sale
Men, Clothing

MEMS SUITS, PAWN TICKETS: PAY
highest prices: buy and sall gentien,en,s
secon,i hand clothing. Jack the Tailor
l. East 9Th st. 0
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

BIG BARGAINS--New and used wardrobe
trunks. sos sth ave-. bet 2oth-s -sist eta.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

BOY to run errands: chance for advance
ment. Apply Isaac Goldman Co. so
Lafayette ST.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11

SMALL BOY wanted in large advertising
agency: chance for advancement II ca
pable. Call j. Walter Thompson Com
pany, 234 Madison ave.
New-York tribune., 1919-12-11
SITUATIONS WANTED FEMALE

COOK. city or country; excellent references
Miss Fitz Gerad's Bureau, 366 Fifth ave
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
Foreiun Capital In Pc,

American and other foreign capital
is pushing it's way into Peru. as into
other South American countries, and
II is reasonable to believe that within
the next ten years there will be an as
tonishing development In nearly all
the republics to the south. Railways
of course, will play perhaps the most
important part in this development, as
the railways Of the West in this coun-
try figured more Importantly than any
other single factor. We know thar
had it not been for the genius and en-
terprise of such men as James G. Hill
and r. II. Hartman the West would
not have become the great section 1t la
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
Famous Japanese Scholar.

Baron Mishima (who recently died
at the age of 9O) was one of the most
famous scholars in the Chinese clas-
sizes in Japan. He was pupil of Yama-
da Hokoku. He studied law and after
service as a judge became a professor
of the Imperial University. He was
lecturer to the present emperor when
his majesty was the crown prince. The
baron established school of his own
for the study Of the classics, called
the Misho Gakusha, and more than
5000 students have been enrolled. A
mong his students were the late Cen
eral Fukushima, Baron Sakamoto and
many other men Of distinction.-East
and West News.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
Not the Expected.

james e. Tilley of the Terre Haute
schools, had been asked by one of the
city principals to speak at parent
teachers meeting. When she rose to
introduce him one Of the other teach
ers Of the building whispered to her
chum, "Now listen to them throw COM
pliments at each other"
The principal said: "When | came
into the school fifteen years ago Mr..
Tilley was interested in Parent-Teach-
er clubs. He still is. / know you will
all be glad to hear him." and then fol-
lowed a few other complimentary re-
marks.
Mr.. Tilley rose, smiled at the princl-
pal and then at the audience. ut isn't
very Often" he said in slow tantaliz-
ing way "that you can so easily get
an old maid to tell her age"
And the chum Observation-Disclosures
lis News.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
ConsoIinu Thought.

81 don't see how these motion pict-
ure actors can put up with the treat
ment they receive from that director"
"Why not?"
"When they spoil scene he talks
to them as if they were no better than
the dirt beneath his feet"
ooh, that might hurt the feelings OF
an ordinary person, but when a movie
director raves, the actors can always
maintain their composure by thinking
of the salaries they GET Birminghtm
Age-Herald.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

In the good old summer time when
fruits of all kinds are getting ripe
and tempting, when cucumbers, rad
ishes and vegetables fresh from the
garden are too good to resist, when the
festive picnic prevails and everybody
overeats and your stomach goes back
on you, then is the time for august
Flower" the sovereign remedy for
tired, overworked and disordered stom-
achs, a panacea for indigestion, fer
mentation of food, sour stomach, sick
headache and constipation. 1t gently
stimulates the liver, cleanses the In
testines and alimentary canal, making
life worth living. Sold everywhere. Adv.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
HANDY Man to Have Around.

"Rastus, how is it you have given
up going to church," asked Pastor
Brown.
"Well, sah," replied Rastus, it's
dis way. 1 likes to take an active
part, an l used to pass de collection
basket, but dey's give de job to Broth
all Green, who just returned fom
Ovah Thai-ah."
'In recognition of his heroic service,
1 suppose"
"No, sab; 1 reckon he got dat job
in reco-nition O. his having lost one O.
his hands.-Cartoons Magazine.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
CINCINNATI MARKETS.
Hav and Grain.

Corn-No. 9 white $2.16@2.17, No. 3
white So 15@2.16, No. 2 yellow $2.1OQ
2.12, No. yellow $2.0S@2.1O, No. z
mixed S2.OS@2.10, No. mixed $1,000
POS, white ear $2.15@2.17, yellow ear
81.
Sound Hay-Timothy per ton old
$25@3425, new $27@32.5O, clover, old
$23@2S.
Oats-No. 2 white S51a@S6c, No. 3
white S4h@S5c, No. 2 mixed S219 q
S3c, No. mixed 811b@S2hc.
Butter, Eggs and Poultry.
Butter-Whole milk creamery extras
55hc, centralized creamery extras 54c,
firsts 505sc.
Eggs-Prime flrsss 44c, frsts 421sc,
ordinary firsts 39c.
Live Poultry-Broiler, 2 lbs and over,
4Oc; fowls, 8 lbs and over, S2c; do un-
der lbs, 32c; do ROSTERS, zoe.
Live Stock.
Cattle - Shippers S11.50Q15.5O,
butcher steers, extra $12914, good to
choice SHOP, heifers, extra Sl2Q
LOU, gOOQ 10 CHOICE S1AV 44stoB NoAi
mon to fair S7910.50; cows, extra $40
611.5O, good to choice S7.50010, COM
mon to fair S667, Gamers S595.7o'
stockers and feeders S7910.5O.
Calves-Extra SIS, fair to good
s13617.75, common and large S7Q12.
Hogs = Selected heavy shippers
S22.25. good to choice packers and
butchers S22.25, medium S23629.25,
stays S1O614, common TO choice heavy
fat sows S14619.5O, light shippers
S21.5Od22, pigs (11O lbs and less) S14
620.75.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
BALTIMORE CATS VERY SICK
Evidently Exclusive Diet Of Locusts
Failed to Agree with Feline
Digestive Apparatus.

Baltimores suburban felines are
playing John the Baptist roles with
disastrous results.
Residents Of the locust-infested Sec
tons were very much interested ana
amused when they found the family
cat taking to diet of these strange
insect visitors, and aided and abetted
the banqueting with pleasing antic-
ipation of reduced milk bill. Fur
tlermore, 1t looked like the problem
Of saving the young fruit trees was
solved while Tabby's appetite held
out.
But another brilliant hope has f1iv-
vered. Tabby had not INDUCED over
long before his features began to take
on a mournful expression and his in
terest in the things Of this world
waned very materially. He filled the
air with loud and insistent lamenta-
lions that fitted in depressingly with
the uproar Of the locusts themselves,
and spread CONSERVATION among the
two-legged members Of his household
1t was CONSERVATION that grew into
dismay and disgust in many cases
where these victims Of strange diet
insisted on pouring out their COM
plants, with few pauses, throughout
the weary hours Of the night.
Whether the locust is too rich
morsel for the simple needs of the
feline epigastrium, or whether his
shell defied all the assaults of gastric
juices and just naturally started in
ternal discord, is problem. Suffice II
to know that there is no doubt at all
about the discord. Scores Of cats have
been deceived by these nice juicy-look-
ing bugs to their great and everlasting
sorrow. They have been sick, just
as sick as cats can be without sur
rendering one or more of their several
lives, and very MISUNDERSTANDING
Sun
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
"BAYER CROSS" ON
GENUINE ASPIRIN
Z a \
lGAYER)
"

"Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" to be
genuine must be marked with the
safety "Bayer Cross" Always buy an
unbroken Bayer package which con-
tains proper directions to safely re-
lieve Headache, Toothache, Earache,
Neuralgia, Colds and pain. Handy tin
boxes of IL tablets cost but few
cents at drug stores-larger packages
also. Aspirin is the trade mark OF
Bayer Manufacture Of Monoacetlc-
acidester Of Salicylicacid.-Adv.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
FOR SUMMER COLDS

Nothing gives quicker relief than
Vacher-Balm.
1t is harmless, and also relieves
Nervous Headache quickly, and any
superficial Inflammation in a short
time.
Try It for Mumps, Hay Fever, or any
pain.
If you cannot buy It locally, send
for q Free Sample, and Agents terms,
or send soc stamps for 2 25c tubes.
Avoid limitations.
z. W. VACHER, inc, New Orleans,
La.--Adv.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
Locusts Harmful to Chickens.

The department of agriculture has
recently issued warning stating that
serious losses may result from chick
ems eating too many locusts. The
wings and legs of the locusts are quite
indigestible, and are likely to obstruct
the outlet of the crop in such way
as to cause the chickens to become
crOp-bOund.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
pmpor,ent to Mothers
London cabbY,s eaIIantry.

A cabman was driving very stout
old lady one day, and had some diff
ficulty in getting her in and out OF the
vehicle.
"Tm afraid I'm a bother to you,"
said she, as he was helping her out.
"Not a Bit" answered cabby, mean
ing to be gallant. II likes fare what
steadies the cab."-London Tit-Bits.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
To Have a Clear Sweet skin.

Touch pimples, redness, roughness
or itching, if any, with Cuticura Oint-
ment, then battle with Cuticura' Soap
and hot water. Rinse, dry gently and
dust on a little Cuticura Talcum to
leave a fascinating fragrance on skin.
Everywhere 25c each.-Adv.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
Substitute for Glass.

Many ingenious substitutes are be-
ing employed in England for the win
dow glass which has been broken In
the last four year years.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
Point He Had Overlooked.

"Sir, 1 m afraid you are visionary.
u "Why2 Just because think the Sol
omon islanders ought to be upliftedT
'No. Because you seem to thing the
Solomon islanders care a hang about
being uplifted." Age.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08

Nothing is humber than ambition
when it is about to climb.-Anony-
nous.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
Nnt Much to Choose

The honors are about even, whether
your job wears out your shoes or your
trousers. 1t sets you back about SID
for requirements in either event.
Kansas City Star.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08

Worms or Tapeworm but cleans out the
mucus in which they breed and tones UP
the digestion. One dose sufficient. Adv.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08

A torpid liver prevents proper food assirs1.
ilation. Tone up your liver with virgins
Indian Vegetable Pills. They act gently. Adv.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08

One hundred and fifty thousand per-
sons in the United States die from
tuberculosis each year.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08

In India the average length Of life is
only twenty-four years.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1919-08-08
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