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The Jasper news., 1919-03-20

bottle brought good results, but 10
! was bound to get well, took
twelve.
Fifteen years ago. I started with
Perune and I wouldn't be without
1t. My weight is now around 200
pounds and I am hale and hearty
at the age OF 60. can do ag much
work as my daughter"
The use of Peruna for forty-flve
years In the American family has
proved its worth. II you are sick,
do not give up. try Peruna. Write
The. Peruna Company, Dept. B, CO.
lumbus, Ohio. for DR.. Hartman's
Health Book. 1t is free. Peruna 10
let's. Insist upon having DR.. Hart
mans Famous Peruna Tonic. Ask
your dealer for a Peruna Almanac,
The Jasper news., 1919-03-20

Thousands suffer and thousands
moro are destined to suffer from
that most insidious of diseases,
catarrh. Ninety-seven per cent Of
confined to the head, nose and
throat as many suppose. Catarrhal
Inflammation may attack the stom-
ach, bowels or any portion Of the
body where there are mucous lin
or position, Everyone is liable to
Mrs. Mary Fricke. 507 Bornman
81, ,Belleyille, Ill. was one OF its
victims. She says: ~ have weighed
as little as 100 pounds. For years
suffered with my stomach, cramps
and severe headaches. After read
ing. DR.. Hartman's Health Book, I
decided to try Peruna. The first
The Jasper news., 1919-03-20
Albert Explalns.

"Albert Pennyroyal Jones, tell me this
minute where you are going" demand
ed the head of the house.
"Why-er-my dear" explained AL
bert mcckly. II ": :s-rr-going to
lodge"
"a likely story, indeed. You were 60
ing to do nothing of the kind"
"Yes, was about to say that was
going to lodge-er--a complaint with
your dressmaker that she was making
your clothes too cheap looking"
The Jasper news., 1919-03-20
Her Occupation.

"What kind of woman Is his wife,
Amanda?" II think she is what you
call mandatory"
The Jasper news., 1919-03-20
DRUGGISTS! VICk'S VAPORUB
SHORTAGE OVERCOME AT LAST
A TREMENDOUS JOB TO INCREASE
OUR PRODUCTION

In this emergency we tried to do our
part. We secured the country for raw
materials-our Traffic Manager spent
his days riding freight cars in-we
shipped raw materials in carload lots
by express and pleaded with manufac-
turers to increase their deliveries to us.
But 1t was q slow process. Some of
our raw materials are produced only
In Japan-supples in this country
were low and shipments required three
months to come from the Far~East.
Then we had to recruit and train
skilled labor. We brought our sales
men into the factory and trained them
as foremen. We invented new ma
chinery, and managed to install it on
Christmas Day, so as not to interfere
with our daily production.
14s JARS OF vAPoRUR EVERY
MINUTE DAY AND NIGHT
BY January 1st we had everything
ready to put on our night shift, and
since then our laboratory has been
running day and night. To feed our
automatic machines, which drop out
VapoRub minute or one million and
eighty thousand weekly, has required
a force of 500 people. Our Cafe De-
partment, created for the benefit Of
these workers, served 1000 meals DUR
ing the month Of January alone.
13 MILLION JARS OF VAPoRUB
DISTRIBUTED SINCE OCTOBER.
An idea of the work we have ac-
compllshed this fall may be given
by our production figures-13, ,02S,976
Jars Of VapoRub manufactured and
distributed since last October-one jar
for every two families in the entire
United States.
During the Influenza epidemic Vick's
VapoRub was used as an external ap-
plication in connection with the physl-
clans treatment, and thousands0of peo-
pie, unable to obtain a doctor, relied
on Vick's almost exclusively.
Literally millions of families all over
the country, from Cali
fornia to Maine, and @&
from the Great Lakes NGbN
to the Gulf, have found (SSS
Vick's VapoRub the ArW
ideal home remedy for EI9fTA
Group and cold trou- W jE\
bles. ~ NSENl
'ORUBSsIszE1a
Es.Is' Sas,
The Jasper news., 1919-03-20

Nothing worries chronic kicker
like the refusal of things to go wrong,
The Jasper news., 1919-03-20

Yes, Rafalo, 1t is far easier to lei
hair grow long than 1t Is to write
poetry.
The Jasper news., 1919-03-20

Any man who does you an Ill turn
will never forgive you for It.
The Jasper news., 1919-03-20

If man has neither friends nor en-
emles he has lived In vain.
The Jasper news., 1919-03-20
The Deal Scheduled for Last
November, Which Was Post
poned on Account of the Influ-
enza Epidemic, Is Now Rein
stated - Good During the
Month of March.
OVER ONE MILLION JARS
OF VAPORUB PRODUCED
EACH WEEK

1t is with pride that we announce
to the drug trade that the shortage Of
Vick's VapoRub, which has lasted since
last October, is now overcome. Since
January 1st, we have been running our
laboratory twenty-three and a half
hours out Of every twenty-four. Last
week we shipped the last Of our back
orders, and retail druggists, therefore,
are no longer requested to order in
small quantities only.
NOVEMBER DEAL RE.INsTATED
This deal, which we had expected to
put on last November and which had to
be postponed on account of the short
age of yapoRub, is re-instated for the
month Of March. This allows a dis
count of 10T on shipments from job
bers' stock Of quantities Of from to
gross. SO of this discount is allowed
by the jobber and 5TS by us.
We advise the retail druggists to
place their orders Immediately, so that
the jobbers will be able to get prompt
shipments to them.
The Jasper news., 1919-03-20
THANKS OF THE PUBLIC DUE THE
DRUG TRADE DURING THE
INFLUENZA EPIDEMIC.

The thanks of the American public
are certainly due the entire drug trade
retail, wholesale and manufacturing
for what they accomplished during
the recent influenza epidemic. The
war caused shortage Of physicians
nurses were almost impossible to OBJ
tain-the demand on the drug trade
was unexpected and overwhelming,
and to this demand they responded
nobly. Retail druggists kept open day
and night and slept where they drop
ped behind the prescription counter.
Wholesale druggists called their sales
men off the road to help fill orders
hundreds wired us to ship Vick's Vapo-
Rub by the quickest route, regardless
of expense
The Jasper news., 1919-03-20

We must womanhood need greater than
for strong Apparently is not as sturdy
formerly victims Of overcivzaon and less
able 10 resist disease = ~
The Jasper news., 1919-03-20

To restore normal action to Liver,
Kidneys, Stomach and Bowels, take Gar
field Tea, the mild herb laxative. All
druggists.-Adv.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12
DOCTORS FIND
REMEDY FOR
COLDS and FLU
Calotsbs, the New Nausealess
Calomel Tablets, Cut Short
Colds and May Prevent,
Flu by Keeping Liver
Active.

physlclans have learned from er-
p4floncc, during the epidemic OF IN.
Guct,n. ~ - o. / :
factors In the prevention ~ fu and
pneumonia Is 10 Keep the liver active
40 that tho digestive orgnnH may he In
perfect working order and the system
thereby enabled to throv of colds,
ch iH e. r"i rs' 80
complications Fo' this purpose they
have found that tho new. nRuscnless
,plnmel in'let- cuilcd Cnlotabs. are far
trnfe effective even than the old rtyls
,nlomcl, which was formerly the uni.
Ve'ral fayoriie. ns Culotnhs do not
vcaken tho patient. nor interfere with
O., appetite and digestion
At the FIRST SIGN OF cold or sore
throat, doctors recon mend ono Calotab
o. he'd time with swallow ~ watet-
tir,s all No salts. no nausea, nor the
slightest Interference with your diet.
T1rHuUF6. OF w0TN- Nrff morning you
" 80 ~ ~" vow i''r' =. Rc-
tive and your appetite b keen for Q
guod breakfast
For your protection Ca,o'abs arc soid
oul, In original sealed pr, kages. price
thlrty-nv cents All druggists recon-
mend and guarantee Caln'th. Your
money hnck II you ara not delighted
With them. (Adv)
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12

members Of the Farm Power Equip
mDut club aud all motor car dealers IN
the Dlty,
Tho lrnl purpose of the meeting IN
10 bnou the lIgp Autumotiyo thoW, to
he held next Mach IN the new Coliseum
10 be- butt near l'acktoNn At q
recent meeting, eighteen automobile
dealers pledged lh,usclyos 70 puf-
chase s. ln1 display space IN the sho.
A. there In bat $50 900 Of space await
ablo, II IN expected that sl Of II VII.
be subscribed Tor this evening.
"Both motor car and tractor dealers
hro enthusiastic for . spring show ana
from the sentiment already "spfess"i
We expect 10 sell nbout t?D. 900 worth Oi
space In ten minutes. this evening says
Nr Woods
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12
This Medicine Recommended by a Doctor

When a doctor uses medicine himself
besides prescribing II 10 h, patients. he mu {
know that il has merit
This Is what Dr J II Wagner a promi-
uent ply lDln Of skate ker'r.ly, has 'Y ,ay
about Dr. Hartmann we'll known remedy.
PERU Ma" 81 have used III, kJ-NA myself
ior caiArrh and have given il 20 o'hra 'ur
catarfh, hloatlug after eating and other all
m,nr, 1t has proved a success m al cases
with old and young men and women All
speak well OF Pl.RU& It is the best OF
all tones"
DR. Wagner on, Of the iulness Of hi, own
personal experience, for the good Of al '.t
and suffering recommends a medicine which
lie knows 10 be good You may be sure a
doctor would no, endlrger his professional
reputation by endorsing PE.RU-AN unless
Satinicd beyond q douD, oi IFS value
Whether your trouble I've a cough or a cold
or a more subtle catarrhal affection ol 'hr
stomach. bowels or o'hV organs. give RI
RU Ma trial, The immediate improve.
ment which you will see will satisfy beyond
a doubt that PE-RU-NA IS what you need
lrd anywhere In tablet or Inud form
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12
Calomel saIvates Makes you sickl
Take "Dodson's Liver Tone insteadl

You're biliousl Your liver Is .uggsh You feel
h,y, dizzy and all knocked out Your head ia dull
your tongue I. coated breath bad stomach sour and
bowels consiipated But don't take saliyatng calonel
IT makes you sick you may lose days work
C,lom.l I. mercury quickslver. which causes M.
ercss Of The bones, Caome cra.he. into sour bile Ike
dynamite, breaking 1t up. That's when you feel that
awful nausea and crampng
II you wan. to enjoy the incest eentle,t liver and
bowel cleansing you ever experienced, just take spoon
fl Of harmless Dod'on's Liver Tone tonight, Your
drusgF, or dealer sells you a bottle a Dolsons Liver
Tone at little coz, under my personal money.bsek
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12

guarantee that each spoonful will clean your sluggish
liver A. well dose OF nasty calomc and tha. Il
won't make you sick.
Dodson'. Liver Tone Is real liver medicine Youl
know it next morning because you will wake up feeling
fine, your liver viii be working. your headache and
diIrness gone, your stomach will be sweet and your
bowels regular You viii feel Ike working; youn b
cheerful full Of vsor and ambition
Dodson' Liver Tone is entirely vegetable therefore
harmless, ard not savate Give 1t to your chill.
drcn Millions OF people using Dodsons Liver Tone
instead Of dangerous calomcl Your drussist will
ellpyOu that the sale Of ealOmel is almost stopped
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12
RHEUMATIC PAINS
Qsicady Gsss6 ~ eo0S6s0o0
NsailGO UIxOu o.

A safe and harmless preparation
70 relieve the pains OF rheumatism
Scauea, Lame Back and lumbaso IL
Hamlins Wizard OH II psnetratss
quickly. drives out sofsnsss, and
liinbers up stii aching ,oints And
muscles
You win find simosf daily uses for
II IN cases OF sudden mishaps o. &C
eidents such a. spfains, bru,ses. cuts
burns, bites and stings Just a. re-
liable. too. Tor earache, toothaehs
Group and ooue4s
Get II from druggists Tor % eents
II not satisfied return the bottle and
get your money back .
Ever eonstipsted or hsve sid
headachei lust try Wizard Avei
Whips, pleasant little PINK pllA n
csntA Guaranteed
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12
s. P0SSUMS ARE
READY FOR FEAST
Motor Car Dealers 10 Plan
AUtOmotiye Show Tonight

More thnn lto automobile dealers ard
Tractor men VIII todst on 'possun and
sweet potnroca this evening
Ail lty tudtN thiuynvc 'porsums
were being bnfhrrurd over u SLOW op,
IRE. uuu" the cntrful supervision NJ
q. . l,ISs. vino hts achieved more than
local reputation in that liuo, Tho
fuci thIt he hpls from Alah'mh ~
cited hy G'oryo " Woods secretary
ukllhoma Cit Motor COR Drnlcrs' uF.
soclHtiDn ns evidence TIM, tho dish w,li
be prepared In approved style.
The dinner. given by the automobile
6eHlrrF association. viii be ncld In
the Chamber NJ Commerce. ~ $50 y
m The HssociNtlon will have ns guests
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12
~. Cause, MILLION Dollar psmao,.

MlNGTON. Del, Nov. l2 Fire
which swept through tho hrart of Wil.
wiugions business district rafly to-
fny caused damage estimated bt ~ .
900 O0D The blnGo is believed by no
fuftouilcs 10 have been ftrf'c1 by
'puh,fH VINO dynnrltrd d shfr Scs,rl
buildings were completely destroyed
Scores ~ nfcmen we're overcome md
tree were injured IN collision of tpO
IRE wagons
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12
CONT Be WITHOUT
SLOAN'S LINIMEN1
Keep It handy--it knows 10 equal ID
relieving pains and aches

CtnANS LISlMENr has been soli for
5s years To-day. Il Ia more popular
than ever There ran bs but one an.
snrr r prod Irss results.
Nppuei a''nout rpubinL. II penrtrates
20 the nfHI.'rl part, bringing relief
70 m Rheumatic trlnges scla,ica. sore.
s'ifL strained muscles lamo back. and
other exterior pains oni sprNlnS and the
result uf exposure II leaves no mussi.
ness. stain, c'ogRcd pores
Get lstg" bottle iJr greater econ.
omy Keep Il handy for uso when
needed Your druggist has IL Three
.'ss &c 7nc 10
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12
lOo nlah sthool stnd,n,, su,pcndet-

NN'N. IrAHH, nov y Ihi'0 hIN
ff'i WIu1 high school students. upI
and yI's we" suspended Ini''n i'.
not allowed an Afmlstloe dly' hn.
Itt
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12
ARE YOUR KIDNEYS
OR YOUR BLADDER
TROUBLING YOU!

Do you ever have any burning sen-
srtions muruous discharges, OF Ia
your bladder ever irritatedf II 80 10
Ia your druggist at once and set q
la box OF these
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12

klngs Proclamation Raped
IJNh0N huy. ~ Nlne C0''Il 'h'
famous novelist. Cflticik"a IN ~" ltIy
NoYs mo- proclamation " KING 1'ufg"
r ,.,urftIun with the anniVcfrHrv n
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12

from the total Of the rcparations 6uo
10 Rumauin.
Tinker Bob" i, Tor boy, and girls.
In The Tlmrs daily.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-12

PERUNA may be purchased anywhe. tablet liquid form
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-07-09
HYDROAIRPLANE MAIL -
AND PASSENGER SERVICE
PROMISED FOR HAWAII

HONOLULU, T. H.-Inauguration
next fall of a daily hydroairplane
passenger, mail and express service
between Honolulu and Hilo, on the
island of Hawaii, has been prom
ised by E. H. Lewis, former auto
mobile dealer of Honolulu. The dis
lance between the cities is approx
mately 200 miles.
Mr.. Lewis, who returned here
recently from a conference with Of
ficials of an airplane concern, stated
the project had been amply financed
and all that remained to be done
was to obtain a common carrier
franchise from the territorial gov
eminent.
Arrangements have been made,
Mr.. Lewis said, for the manufac-
ture of a hydroplane that will carry
fifty passengers and their baggage,
flying about ten feet above the sur
face of the sea in calm weather.
The machine will cost 100000.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-07-09
JAPANESE WANT TO BUY
DISTILLERY MACHINERY

LOUISVILLE. - Japanese agents
are negotiating with American dis
tillers for the purchase of machinery
in their plants. The machinery
would be shipped to Japan for use
in distillation of whisky there, &C
cording to Y. Kawahara, agent for
a Japanese-American importing con-
Germ.
A bill before the japanese Diet
would prohibit the use of rice in the
manufacture of sake, the japanese
national drink. japanese distillers
now want foreign-made machinery
in which corn and other cereals can
be substituted for rice, Kawahara
said. He added that 24,OO0,00O
bushels of rice are used annually in
making 3OO.OOO,OOO gallons of sake.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-07-09
most experienced statesmen to come

most experienced statesmen to come
once more to the rescue. 1t is no
time for experiments in socialistic
vagaries nor in the crazy realm of
Bolshevism, nor to follow the per-
suasive lead of those who, in the
disguise OF the peoples champions.
advocate revolutionary doctrines.
In the worlds distress. it is ready
to listen to any who offer peace,
repose and security. Under such
conditions, false teachers always
find their opportunity and the dyna-
inter seeks his revenge. Hence Boil
shevism, the l. W. ". and the Non
Partisan Leagues-all poor substi-
tutes for the leadership Of states
men which the emergency demands.
The world has passed through 9TH
er crises and emerged from dark
ness into light. 1t takes time Bit
ter lessons must be learned. Anx-
ious days must be passed.
If we will not learn the whole
some truths Of history, if we will
not recall the fearful tale of the
French revolution. if we see no mer-
ace in the bomb-throwers and dyna-
miters at our doors, we must have
the lessons taught to US.
It will be a saddening and costly
experience. 1t will mean that we
must have the factories closed; cap
ital frightened from investment; pay
rolls cut; the shutters drawn on
the shops; the bank doors closed
and the soup house opened.
We all live and die together. The
concern Of one Is the concern OF
all If ever there was a time for
sober thought, It IS now. If ever
there was need Of experienced lead
ership, It is al this hour.
False leaders crowding the ros-
trum will 90 down in the ruin thei-
false teachings will bring about
Must we wait for this fearful out
come, or shall we awaken to the
gravity of the situation and turn
from false leaders to those whl
plead for sanity and the established
order of things under a constitution
always venerated and obeyed?
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-07-09
Want ADS

PETER DOLAN, please call at the
Simson Store.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-07-09
EXECUTION Of
ASSASSIN ENDS
STRANGE CASE

SHANGHAI.-One of the most
remarkable murder cases in the his
tory of China. an outgrowth of the
political conflict over the presidency
of China in 1913, has just been
concluded with the execution at
Picking of Hung Chi-tsu for the
killing of Sung Chiao-jen.
The extraordinary phase Of the
case was the fact that Hung was
first sentenced TO life imprisonment,
but appealed to the supreme court
of China, with the result that the
death sentence was imposed instead
Iof life Imprisonment.
The new garrotting machine for
the execution of murderers was used
for the first time in lungs case.
Its work was effective, but done in
so CHASTITY fashion that the exc
cutioners left the room without cere-
mony
The murder of Sung Chiao-jen
was considered a political crime.
Sung formerly was minister of agri-
culture and commerce and, when he
was assassinated on the platform OF
a railway station at Shanghai in
1913, was candidate for the pre-
miership. He was one of the lead
ers of the southern party opposed
to Yuan Shi-kai, who then was pro-
visional president of China and 4
candidate for election as president
of the permanent government soon
to be established. The party OF
which Sung was a leader was headed
~ sun 1dt-SSn anu Was stIoLS III
the southern provinces. Leaders of
the southern party alleged there
was a political plot to keep them
out of Office and that President Yuan
Shi-kai (since deceased) knew and
approved of the activities of some
of the plotters.
The premier of Yuan's govern
ment, Chao Ping-chun, was alleged
to have been one of the instigators
of Sung's murder, but he died with
tragic suddenness. Two others al
legged to have actually killed Sung
were arrested, but died mysterious
| ly before being placed on trial.
This left Hung alone to solve the
mystery. For several years he kept
away from Shanghai, but during the
war he returned here disguised as
monk, and even appeared in court
in a dispute over some property.
He was recognized by the son of
Sung, was arrested and, six years
after the crime, has been executed
for it.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-07-09
SERVICE
PLANS TO FIGHT
WHITE PLAGUE

ATLANTIC CITY, n. Especial
reconstruction towns may be estab-
lished by the government in the near
future, where soldiers suffering from
tuberculosis can regain their health
and at the same time work at light
tasks to fit themselves for a full
return to industrial life, said Col
.onel Estes Nichols, commandant of
United States Army General Hos
pital No. IS, at New Haven, Conn,
in an address at the annual meet
ing of the National tuberculosis as
ISOLATION, held in the city.
This is being considered" he
says, "as a part of Uncle Sam 5
plan for vocational re-education,
which, since the armistice. has for
its purpose the fitting of men disa-
bled by the war for new occupa-
tons in civil life"
The idea of special communities
for these men and their families has
been advanced by Captain F. A.
Waugh of the United States army
sanitary corps. and would be for the
purpose of bridging over the gap be-
tween sanatorium treatment and
full return to industry.
These towns" said Colonel Mich
OILS, might be located upon lands
in the national forests. This would
permit of the setting up of attractive
and healthful woodworking indus
tries for the patients and afford an
opportunity for them to retain per-
manent control of land holdings aft
er they were cured.
''No matter where these towns
might be located, proper medical su
pervision would be necessary" he
said, but, whereas, medical treat
ment has first place in sanatorium
care of sufferers from tuberculosis,
productive industry would take pre-
cedence in the proposed reconstruc-
ton towns. These communities
would require financial assistance
at first, but might eventually be-
come self-supporting."
Surgeon B. J. Lloyd, of the Unit
ed States public health service, said
the building of the Panama canal
was but a days work in comparison
to the task of graduating tubercu-
losis.
The tuberculosis problem when
reduced to its lowest terms he
said, means the germ of tubercu
losis on the one hand. and the new
born babe on the other. Inasmuch
as no baby is ever born with tuber-
culosis, if the two could be KEPT
anar+ rhare would NOT he any TIMER
culosis problem"
DR.. Lloyd emphasized the need of
a division of tuberculosis in the
United States public health service.
This, he said, would permit of CO.
operative correlation of the activi-
ties of all bodies and departments
of the government engaged in tuber-
culosis work.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-07-09
Department of the Interior
Alaskan Engineering Cemmissio.
NOTICE

Passengers leaving on the train
for any point on the line south Of
town are required to purchase
tickets before entering the train.
Tickets can be purchased from
the station agent, whose office is
in the employment office, on the
ground floor of the general office
building, Alaskan Engineering com
mission.
Tickets will be on sale at any
time during office hours, and can
be purchased in sufficient time be-
fore the departure of the trains.
Regular trains leave the foot o.
A street on Wednesdays and Satur-
days at p. m.
The Nenana daily news. (Nenana, Alaska) 1918-1921, 1919-07-09
A Question of Taste.

One morning Mr.. Smith was heard
talking to himself while making his
morning toilet, in a manner that
denoted much perturbation.
Il wonder" said Mrs. Smith,
whats provoked father now?"
"Oh, it's nothing much, mother"
answered little William. Il just put
a tube of sisters oil-paints in place
of his tube of tooth-paste. Tit
Bits.