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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25

There Is more Catarrh III this sec
ton Of the country than all other dis
eases puf together, and for years =
vas supposed 10 be incurabie, Doc
tors prescribed local remedies, and
az constantly failing to cure Nith lo-
al treatment. pronounced Il incur
ahle. Catarra1 il q Iocal disease,
Greatly Influenced b. constit ational
.conSsi tions and therefore reaaiRss COM
|stitutional treatment Halls Gatarrh
Medicine, manufactured by 81, 2, che
|ney 4 co, Toledo. Ohio. s constitu-
tionai remedy, Is taken internally and
acts shru the Dsood on the Mncnous
Surfaces Ut the SYSTEM One Hundred
Dollars reward is offered for any case
that HATS Catarrh Medicine tails g
cure. send for circulars anf testi-
moniaIs.
II j. CHENEY = CO. Tolsda d Ohio
sold by Druggists. re.
Ysalla FAMILY pals for tcons "a tion
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25
II = nice III Kiss and make ~, INT
actress can make up without getnG
ttlrsn4sa that fDrmaiity.

Here's honIlg that Congress may
be alle Il sas.e fall oat 81 tie IIlghl
Cost 81 .tsislg
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25
w b. e A. Electric
Railroad
Km- CRTY AIS

F4als Fiourly Service Morning and kvenlnS
Between Annapolis, ia stihS IS aAlu
washington and Camp Meade
SNmahingten aud Camp Meade
1asSengers change ait N&F1i
Academy Junction.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25
II II 8 L 81 mistakes.

49, jfsIf h0aGh Inc pa1h one
ne wrong one
mother just beyond
las saprises
.s,,, .I..s prove i diamond;
gives the prizes
l3aa 1t fears and cares,
Fortune hrayely;
tlt man who laughs and
wlio Woos her gravely
Tom Hall.
a. 3t,t sell known real estate
Iitis9fr. aud Mrs. Lucas mo-
.sa mi we're The weekend
atf and Mrs. Frank 4. Wei
Arundel % VI. Bay Mr and
,.s g0 + haze also been entertain
rs. Il VIA Mrs. Aleeghan. Of wash
,.4..,iI ailii their son. Who ulotored
6tef
Y liIce Brady Of AnIlapoiis,
am 81 end visiting Miss Dor
,l9s iIsJlsft ii Washington,
qis Rose nfekes. II baltimore,
MI been The guest Of Mrs. I'd
xsF IL linipger for the past few
a6sk left faF iipma today Miss
sEss ella formerly resided N An
p33a,l.s ISL il her parents. was cordial
Ereesel Turing her stay BIZ many
ID felff
FL Gorge Linaley Isigelow. 81 New
5fk sitting his aunt and uncle,
III and afs George Barton, Murray
Fiji
ne tiitl Mrs II LETTER and daugf-
~ Fi1abet4s who have been On ans
ssaapl % New York. ansdown.
fa ND Washington have returned |
aste
slrs danes n. Clemson. who has
4su spending i fortnight with her
Hi Inv Miss Laura Clemson, at
5asslpgille, near Union Bridge, Md.
returned home last night.
LEFT FOR
tither Fields
Isaif II u Coe Naval constrnc-
ian rafp4. NAVY. who4has been
spealing d few days leave here with I
hts family left for Ills new post Of /
dllsy al Portsmouth. Va, accompanied /
BY IFS alfo and infant son. who Will I
take ii fletr residence there,
MISS Alma Weber. pf Erie. Pa. who
lgs heen visiting her sister rl-la Va,
Mrs George NJ Weber, wife of Lieu
tenant Weber :. Il. has returned
home. |
Mr ana Ms Paul a. Williams, Of |
lansaasi Ia. are visiting Mrs. WI |
hams iatltsr, NJ. John C Hrooks,
Murray ILL
IhNlag Her
Former Sthe0i Teacher
Mss Helen Vest and cousin, Mary
Aayaiafl, both &c Pocernoke CITY Md,
sl1 have been the guests of Mrs. 10
Deslie Meaford Tor the past week
aase returned home Miss West was
safaier pupil III Mrs. Maaf0sd \. who,
81 her marriage taught Iii the /
paalte schools of Somerset county.
NJ anit Mrs All Il. McAfanus. of
R5eakalif .a are spending 4 few /
aas WITH Mrs McManus mother. Mrs
hai1iaif II Ahbott, 1t Arundel the
- came 10 be with Mrs, Alb
3 as her 18th birthday tomorrow
iss Marguerite Bogles. og Chester
sa sIing Mrs Chance and
ala Mrs Smith Chance and son
sieii 81 week end here.
1allls Il. Walsh. of Passport.
ths tar of Eastperf NJ f.
4lzS 2lias far washington to
Mrs III e. Aietealf
I MS anted hy her grand
Isl MIS- Elizabeth Leonard schad,
an has been visiting
WHO left the early part
a2sA tar Ocean Grove, n. T.,
epal weeks are Mrs,
ara Miss jessie Russell,
the Hotel shel
Stokes il Florida. who
guest Of the Misses
seek MS left fer
popular clerk IN
W..s the weekend
Pc Monde. s AL.
Washington
Naaapalitans expeet to
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25


sts,T ii me second Battalion. with
elghl points
award Qf gov0 medal ioE eFssesassa
eYral1anre M relsartiS Mere brok el
!, s'. 81, r.. 49,,
Dut Al 0I the aAeHt5 WEFS y FL 81 Nh
tested Because Df disqualification,
81 a . s.. IS =
EAAi1tAs VI AlAe tAthe tsslAs y a. 8NlSA4E
id until today bit whatever 4ts rG-
suA Nil nave No SO ess ~ dst l1l &
sfl1e hDnOrs s1f thf meet
2lt ~ hsiAiA1
80 ,-,.s.s-st,.s
AeShs 3 = q ksssst 3
IN, Yar.i Ifa4ls Ssaft 10 Ftaistxyfn First
lsaftatSa,t ii 81 Y4YJsaf Third K,aftsfifs9..
ses.ssis4l e.ItI4. Ifsirsf Iss5stllttsia .s.4fsi,
4IIpss fts s4FafsIs
.,sx3s 4.f4i lsast9ss Yfssf l5y I.sifh Yhirt9
lsaftalfou EaidM4l Ifrsf Ii3sIs.tlis,t ss-ss
So 4sfslst.rf EsltsfI9 Ia f45tgft5{, GIN ri
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25
anltaI Clippings

New Jersey women are sharpening
their hafpins for the @. q Sayan-
nah News
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25
1870 = I'd az g q

Rss xY SIS ass 1Osxss LIS
4as5 - exc, 3S5 x4.nh 4.22 xAo5
Saa a3s. 7.5a ELS 1lS5 r. ~. 12s5S
a. NC
Ali trains resolve ar discharge pAaeen 800
81 logal points between Anna 0sia am0
wayal Academy Junction and II LAnthe
lean an RSgnal
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25
Home + rom
overseas

Major Il Duncan Brown. II s. AZ.
5of the Coast Artillery. who has been
serving overseas the past sixteen
months, has returned home and join
ed his family IL Murray hill Major
brown ii b graduate 81 the Naval
Academy and later entered the army
He married Miss Rosalie Walk, of An
napolis.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25
LEAVE ANNAPOLIS
1890 saxpees Sknfs@1R

$40. xa.5O, 40. G.5a 10, x7.5o, 80, 80
l0aO, 1I.nn0 A. NJ, j 90 ~ - Z, 80 -
l1.aaf Al NJ
ra.se Naval Acaierny Cats 10 minute9
- earlier: state House Station. Rladeps
ST and College Ave, seven ID naanuGee
eaxiErg.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25
f.laea b MRS. EMMA ABBOTT GAGE

Mr. and Mrs Kirby Weber, oK BAL
tfaaoEa, are visiting Mrs Aiics Crutch.
ley and family. Conduit street
Miss Hattie wilson, Mrs. DuyaiE and
daughter. Miss Fannie. are registered
q the 81. Elmo, Ocean Grove. n. ii
James M Galloway, az Virginia Who
has been spending the past i've
months at the cottage Of HIS brother,
Galloway. ii Arundel Oh the
Bay, lett today FOR New York Dur
Ing his prolonged stay III the bayside
colony. Uncle Jim \ is lie Ii fanail-
iarIy called. has made many friends.
who were loath Ia see him leave.
Miss Anne Tayioe Lonax. og War
rentoWn Va. daughter 81 Gen Lo-
max, u s. A.. who has been the house
guest of the Misses Harris. Ut Oak
Lodge Arundel on-the Bay. has re-
turned home.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25

1t ii quite possible to indulge ii
back talk and still say Il right 70 4
mans face.
He's 4 mighty lucky prodlgai son.
who can come home 70 q fatted calf
these days
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25

10. Maude, dear. you can aissays
distinguish i golg player BIZ tas links
IN hia eRsE
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25
LEFT Tor
titller fIshIs

Lfeiit 81 Coo, Naval constrne-
aelt Navy who.has been
spending i few days leave here with
Ibis family left for his new post of
dltty d Portsmouth, VA, accoIIsD MED
By lds VITO and infant son. who Will
TAXI III ti1eir residence there.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25

a. Rel known real estate
fillmore. and Mrs Lucas mo-
ill we're The weekend
ST. and Mrs Frank = Well
sf3tItlel on M Bay M. and
.,.s 81 .Iler iilsgs also been entertain
4igd Mrs. Mpeghan. of Wash
lsssstf siiii their son. who ulotored
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25

Nr AMI Mfs Paul a. Williams, Of
hnstlaAil "a. are visiting Mra WI
aAas fatls1r Nh John q Brooks,
Murray liiit
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25

Ina Weber. of Erie. Pa. who
has heen visiting her sister Mia VI.
Mrs George " Weber, vile Of Lieu
tenant Weber ). NJ has returned
aoHe
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25
Ihlilag Her
Esfmer St:1letli Teacher

Mss Helen Vest and cousin. Mary
AsSaian both DC Poeemoke CITY, Md,
sas have been the guests of Mrs. %.
Isle Meaford for the past week,
aas9 returned home Miss West was
+ fafitter pupil IL Mrs. MedfoId \, who.
Pretl9iis % her marriage taught ii the
paale schools III Somerset county.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25

ila len the early part
q VS. Ocean Grove, n. il
8 serst weeks are Mrs
ana Miss jessie Russell.
the Hotel shell
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25

1iat Walsh. of Passport.
ssseet hs al star Of Eastpori n, Fl
saas aaas for Washington to
s.s Mrs II e Afetealf
Ssf y rs anied hy her grand
Il AS Elizabeth leonard sehad.
Ills
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-08-25

akes ii Florida who
slest Of the Misses
SeNks, MS left Ter
popular clerk IN
MS the week end
Monde. Al.
Washington
palitans expect 10
itleslt al Davidson
II, 55ts ss' sen on the grounds
Ae home Of Mr. Harri-
af The Emergency
q 1snfps al Augusta,
weeks has been
t.saslk r Weller. at her
az Arundel the
asf aiglat for visit ID
trends thence Is New
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1919-09-13
DA' La SUA VITA FER SALVARE
IL FIGLIO

POTTSVILLE, Panel voler sal
ware la vita del figliuoletto di ami,
in procinto di essere investito dal
trenO, la signora Emma Scarpe e
stata a sua volta investita e sfracel-
lata.
La signora Scarpe 81 recava allo
Ufficio postale, seguita daI bimbo, ra-
sentando il binario ferroviario. II
ragazzo 81 allontano ed and6 diritto
in mezzo al binario. In questo men
ire sOpraggiungeva il treno la ma
dre, essendosi casualmente voltata &
avendo visto il figlio mel luogo come
81 detto, ed intuendo il pericolo che
il ragazzo correva, 81 precipit6 sui
binario e riuscf, con un spintOne, a
mettere fuori pericolo il bimbo; ma
non fece tempo a salvarsi lei stes-
sa, poiche il treno la investi, spingen-
dola da un lato, per cui le ruote le
passarono sulle gambe stritolando-
gliele orribilmente.
Trasportata al PottsVilIe Hospital,
i medici furono costretti ad ampu-
tarle gil arti troncati. La infelice
donna ha riportato anche la frattu-
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1919-09-13

Mel silenzio austero del tempio, la
voce grave delporgano parlo.
Ct 10 sono Ia vera immagine della
societa umana Vedete lie mie came?
Come gil uomini soHo Puma piu' alta
delPaltia, giuocano Chi pi1 sa far
81 sentire, Tutte, per amhizione, fan
no sfoggio della loro lucentezza; cia-
scuna par che invidi in segreto la
maggiore sonorita della sua vicina
e quelle che piu' contribuiscono allo
svlluppO delrarmonia, sono le piu'
modesto, quasi nascoste vicino al
maatic!, che sembrano di nessuna
Importance. Ogni tanto il buon ac-
cordo fra loro 81 altera e allora una
mano pratica Intervene vi ristabil;-
see l'ordine: e Ia leege.
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1919-09-13
Auto effcttivO, non auto platOnicO

lavoro per gil ex-militari funzionano
benissimo in tutti gil Stati. Ad essi
81 deve la rientrata rapida ed ordi-
nata nelTattivita civile del numerosi
soldati che vengono giornalmente
.congedati in tutti campi.
Ma nulla potrebbe farsi di effetti-
vo senza il patriottismo degli ameri-
cani, che aiuta in modo veramente
lodeVole Popera del Governo.
Questo successo 6 dovuto motto al
la campagna "educativa" che condu-
ce con intelligence somma ed alacri-
ta Incompatible il colonnello Woods
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1919-09-13

Quando un padrone non ha pi1 BIZ
sogno dun impiegato, egli considera
d'aver fatto il proprio dovere for
nendolo di una comune lettera di
accommodations per aiutare il suo
ex-impiegato a trovarsi una nuova oc-
cupazione.
I'm certificate di congedo dal SER
WHO militare, rilasciato dal Cover
no, vale certamente pi6 di Qualsiasi
lettera di accommodations; ma II
governo non 81 ferma qui. ESQ aiu-
ia effettivamente IL soldato che ha
lasciato lie armi a rientrare, nella
maniera pid onorevole vantaggio-
sa, nella vita civile.
A mezzo di una vasto sistema ma
zionale di collocamento al lavoro
sistema organizzato diretto dal CO.
lonnello Arthur Woods, assistente del
Segretario della Guerra-il Governo
ha assunto il compito colossale di
far riassorbire all'attivita industrial
lie commerciale della Malone le
grandi masse che lasciarono Ie loro
pacifiche occupazioni per combattere
Ia grande guerra, per aggiungere
gloria ALA bandiera degli Stati Until
Specialmente attivo il New York
City Unemployment Bureau, orga-
nizzato diretto dal Dipartimento
della Guerra, con la co-operazione di
varii Emit dedicati al pubblico benes-
sere della Merchants Association.
Tutti gil uff1ci di collocamento al
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1919-09-13
LA PIAZZA FUGA DI UN CAVALLO

DEVON, PA-Quattro persone RI
massero pin o memo gravemente fe-
rite quando un cavallo attaccato
yad un carrozzino, vicino North Main
Street, impennavasi ALA vista di una
motocicletta davasi a corsa precipi-
tosa.
ii carrozzino rimase totalmente
danneggiato.
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1919-09-13
NENTIMILA MINATORI SCIOPE
RANO A SCRANTON

SCRANTON, PA ventimila mi
natori al servizio della Delaware &
Hudson Coal Company hanno pro-
clamato 20 sciopero, abbandonando
immediatamente il lavoro.
| campi minerari sono paralizzati.
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1919-09-13
IN PENNSYLVANIA

'ra del cranio, per cui 81 spera POGO
di salvarla.
Fra le poche parole sfuggitele dal-
lie labbra, nello state in cui 81 trova,
ha detto: 10 volentieri do la mia vi
ia per mio figlio."
II marito, che layora in Allentown,
ha perduto una gambia nella guerra.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-04-14
REDS THREATEN
INDUSTRY T|E-UP
Government Agents Say BOI-
Sheyik Acts Continue,
Edited by Carey Orr

CHICAGO, April l4-Tran'por,a-
ton and industry Of the country IS IN
gtayer danger from | W W and boil.
,hcyikl activities than 1t was during
the war, according to note OF warn
ing given By federal and military
agents today Propaganda has been
carried on secretly and is widespread
Steps have been taken TO guard agalns
serious outbreak IN May
Department, Of justice investigator
reported a plo, to tie up shipping OF
the United States A convention OF
radicalS has been called for May n
~ Chicago. according to the lnyestl-
gators. at which tune the ! w. W
will attempt to revive their strongest
pre.war organization the marine
transport workers. Thi, j, ;he organ
iia,lon the !. W. " hopes to use 10
para'ylc industry They hold trans
porta,on is the key 10 the whole in
du>trlal situation IN the United States
Literature mailed out by the | W.
". which has fallen into the hands
oi government Investigators. shows
William u Haywood, |. W " leader.
is expected to be free from prison by
the time the convention IS held. lie
IS TO be one oi the principal speakers.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-04-14
EUGENE DEbS IS
now IN PRISON
Socialist Leader Says He Is
Flaming ReyOIutionjSt

MOUNDSVILLE. ". Va April "a
p-Eugenc v Debs, many tunes social
st candidate for preSideW, entered the
West Virginia pcnitcn,lary last night
and began serving his ten year SEN
tence for violation OF the Espionage
act. As the prisoner stood IN the
doorway OF the pcni,cntlary he said
81 enter the prison door flaming
reyolutiopist, my head unbent, my
spirit dntxtned, my soul unconquera-
bic"
Deb, answered the required queS-
ticns put by Warden Terrill who as
signed the prisoner TO cell No. 81.
Prior TO retiring to his cell, Debs
issued the following statement ad-
dressed to SOCIALISTS OF America.
As / am about TO enter the prison
doors, | wish to send TO the socialists
OF America who have so loyalty stood
nv me since my first arrest, this little
message Of love and cheer. These arc
pregnant days and promising ones. We
are all on the Threshold OF tremen-
dous changes. The workers OF the
world are awakening and bcs,irring
themselves as never before. All tho
forces that are playing upon the mod
ern world are making for the over
throw Of despo,iSm in all It's forms and
for the emancipation OF the masses OF
mankind.
Il shall be in prison in the days 10
come but my revolutionary spirit Will
be abroad and ! shall not be inactive
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-04-14
Luke McLuke SAYS

The Crouch that PoppA has on
when sou ask HIM for money, young
lady, isn't marker to the Crouch
Hubby will have on when you ask
him Tor money after YOU arc married
\ man doesn't admire the other
mans wife because she !, prettier
than his own wife. Ne sdmires her
because She IS the other mans wife.
Love i' something that impels fool
men 10 give up bachelor quarters for
better halves.
II costs money 70 SOW Wild oats.
But there never has been a time when
the supply didn't exceed the demand
Aiter a man gets married and set
tied down he often wonders how she
managed 10 keep so quiet while he
va, Courting her.
A good cook book is often made by
cook But a good cook is seldom
made by cook book.
Our idea OF the strenuous life is
Whcn YOU are irving to have a big
time on little money
Not two women m each lhO know
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-04-14
GERMAN RIOTERS
GROWING BolDER
BoIShevism Apparently Gov
ering Entire Country,

} LONDON, April l4-Bold demon
sra,ions are spreading everywhere III
Germany the Sunday Express learns
from its Berlin correspondent There
is immediate danger OF bolshevism
sweeping the whole country and OF
an alliance between the German reds
and those OF Russia and Hungary,
the correspondent adds.
He says another possibility is the
enthronement of the former crown
prince by the German mili,aris,s.
BERLIN, April l4.-Twenty
thousand strikers at Danzlg have cx-
pressed themselves in favor of a
soviet government
There were MANY casualties III the
general strike at Saxony. Troubles,
have broken out on Breslau and
ludwigshaien and more fighting has
occurred at Essen and Dusseldorf.
Spartacisn and Muehlheim acrmed
the barracks but were routed by
bombs.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-04-14

how 70 modulate the voice Women
forget tina, refinement should first OF
all be reflected IN the voice
Cheer up You can always re'y on
your friends standing by sou Until
your last dollar IS gone
Any time a mutt begins whining
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-04-14
SERVICE MEDALS
! AWARDED MANY
168 Officers in Eypeditionary
Force Are Recipients,

WASHINGTON, April lA-Dis
tingulshed service medals have been
awarded by General Pershlng 10 los
officers in the American expcdl,onary
forces, "ior exceptionally merltorlou'
and distinguished services Names OF
the Officers were sent 10 the war de.
par,men, BY cable and announced to-
day with bfiei sketches OF the charac-
Ter OF the services for which the med
ais were awarded IN tho list are
three ma or generals. ~ brigadlcr gen
erals, 100 colonies. q lieutenan, colo
nels one major and ono chaplain. One
marine corps bfigadlcr general is IN
cluded.
-Four Of the Officers named are dead,
more than Two dozen ol them have re-
turned from overseas and VII be dec
Grated here at home, while the remain.
der who are still abroad will receive
their medals from General PcrShlng
Presentation Of the medal, awarded
ihe four deceased officers viii he made
10 their next OF kin.
Many oi those included in the list
announced today previously have re
ceiyed the distinguished service medal
for gallantry III action The new
awards are wholly in recognition OF
leadership displayed BY the officers in
their various assigned dutle, Col
George Grille beng given the medal
for services in medicine and surgery
Col. II. B. Llnd,ley for devotion TO
duty" in carrying on the overseas work
of the war risk insurance and Chap
lain Charles II Brent for work IN Con
nection with organization OF the chap
laln's school
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-04-14

around Greenwich Village, MOO
lAwk. and who lake art as an cK.
ru,e ior living wc are inclined TO
think that most OF the studios m that
tg,lpn should be Cllled stew dio. Do
" this dear corn Ied do not laugh,
'hiuA she IN a dream;
She is sixteen round the calf
Ana sixty round the beam
Luke McLuk,
~ hsr. M fair ru..n. do not laugh
u Ee prnu,d this or In haste.
She IL eighteen round the cslf
And fourteen round the waist
Hastings tNebJ Tribune
ai,t r.n't marker to the Crouch
than b. own wiic. lie admire, her
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-04-14
PICKLES. AND PEACHES
TOO WISE FOR HER.

SAN FRANCISCO. Cal. = Juanita
Miller Reaves. daughter OF the late
Joaquin Miller, today has an inter
locutory divorce decree separating her
from Iohn Frederick Reaves, whom
she once believed her soul mate, and
with whom she held thought wave
communications while he was in the
Philippines. She stated that at the
time he matchmaking an early mar
fisse with her. Reaves told her that
he had two girls in Texas, Pickles
end Peaches" who knew more in q
minute ,hap his fiancee could learn IN
Z decade.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-04-14
She Must Be A Chofu, Girl

Name lunches lWycar-oId Luna
girl who was found some week, agn
with a stolen horse and buggy taken
from hl,chlnR rae, IN Convoy
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-04-14

can tell you that he |, easily suise1.s
An alarm clock wouldn't be mve.
good around a home II Mother wssaS
up to second the motion. IA
II isn't the easiest way, but III
surest way to get rid OF an affinity
is 10 marry her. ,il
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Naturally.

II Your name was A. Roundhou,e
what town would You select a. your
home What would be the mos, ap-
propria,c place for YOU to locate But
wha, we started to tell YOU was that
a Roundhouse lives III Clrcleylle
Ohio.
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Il open couple Of hundred Of them
every day nam. and ! haven't heard
ono OF them complain"
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"A set ~ chimes snid pafsou LurCh.
"A congregation Swolls
It's hard 10 get the men 20 church
Unless }Uu have the bellies
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Is That So2

You needn't look for patience on a
monument II sou wan, TO find Pa
riencc look in the kitchen and you'll
ind her standing over the dishpan--
Luke McLuke.
Yes. Luke, she is standing there
10 make sure that Hubby washes eN-
cty ono OF the dishes perfectly clean
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Friend Husband

He IN too tired 10 sweep = mot.
Hes too humane 10 kill d bug
And hos ~ hearted thp'
lie cannot bear 10 beat a iIg
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LnkeMIh4le
His Column
(nOtZ4H.AT roo
Advice.
rODN2CW 1919

Advice.
Some good advice I'll give to you.
II may M all your needs;
The world pays more attention TO
Your deeds than TO your crecds.
Mean Brute.
Who wa, 1t that SAID Lord. !
thank thee tha, am not as other
men" asked Mrs. Gabb
Some lucky bachelor ! guess &c
piled Mr., Gabb.
Betcha
MY son. YOU should learn all YOU can.
Observed old Mr.. Whlttle.
"fOr there is hope for any man
Who knows that he knows little
Huh!
"Arc oysters. healthy in April Y
asked the Fussy Woman, as she
stopped a, the oyster openers counter
in the front of the restaurant.
Well" replied the Oyster Opener