El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-31

sEF VAS speaking to my wlfe's sis
tiers boy, which he Is Just getting
ready to gradsawats from High
school. Nawruss, and I wish you
could hear the way that feuer talks.
aawruss." Abe Potash said to his
partner Norris Perlmutter.
IT shan probably got to have that
pleasure. Abe" Morris Perlmutter re-
piled. because the first thing your
vife's relations does when they grad
awate from school or 90 broke as the
case may be. is TO get a Job IN this
place, and the second thing they do is
to set fired"
Listen. Mawruss." Abe said. az 7
would OF given jobs IN this place to
The number OF relations by marriage
which sou already stuck ne with,
understand. I might just so vel run
free business college and be done
with IT, which what ] was going to
say WAS that this here Young Teller
was telling me that in the old days
when tie Romans won a war the way
the allies did. they used 20 make the
losers walk In q parade so that the
Roman people could see how them
Where It Ends Up.
and what's that cot 20 DO with
my giving Jobs 70 my wifes rela-
iions morris inquired.
1T amt got nothing TO do with IT,
but if you would let me open NY
mouth ouce in a while and not try
90 sag me every time I want TO tell
you something. Mawruss," Abe con-
t.nuee, maybe could learn you
maybe Norris admitted. ssbuf
when You start IN to tell about
bow smart one Of your nepheWs
ends up by our paying Few
weeks salary TO n young Teller
which all he learned about double
entry j. making birds with n pen,
Z fusf want To warn you before
-cu - any further Abe. that IN
the future with me. Ahe. II any
OF Eour neuheyFs s. an expert bird
maker with = Den. y'uuderstand
YOU should please find him job
~ miilenery concern and let
me ont
II wasn't going 70 say nothing
about giving job 20 nobody" Abe 1
protested -An am trying TO tell
you is that m the treaty OF peace
the other day. contained a section {
that the Germans should walk in a I
parade and show to the allies how the /
peace treaty made them suffer, Nav Z
russ Lenine and Trotsky and ali the 4
other cricfets who abuse Ar- wilson !
like the View York Republican news +
papers and the American ladies who I
are attending thai zurich Permanent /
allies al sorts Of barbarians, y under .
stand
The German Exhibition.
however -aWrusss il only goes
20 show how unnecessary such a sec
tiou in the peace treaty would be.
-laTruss. because the Germans is now
alli-ing with a wonderful Roman eZ-'
ai1ition 81 themselves In fact Nav 3
russ. from The lowest 70 the highest,
them German people seems TO be say
surg to each other Let's act ike real
Germans and make the worst OF IT.,
Did auv one eNDect anything else
from fhe Germans-" Morris asked
tN eli. from the Wav this here four
flusler Won Br0ckdorft-R antzau be-
liaVel the day they handed him the
neaee treaty. lIaWruss.H Abe said. cit
looked like the Germans had made up
thelr minds 90 be just so stift-necked
as they always was. MaWruss, and /
begun TO think that they were going
to treat II is a case Of 80 mechuflnh.
so niecruli7hs > understand but they
vas them Germans IS now CRYING Ike
children, laWruss, there amt going
10 be enough sack cloth and ashes in
Germany TO 80 around, and them Ger
man professors VIII have 20 get busy
and invent some ersatz sack cloth and
ashes TO su1plv the demand
Crooks Are Poor Sports.
CROOKS are always poor sports, .
Abe. Morris declared, -i1 particular :
when they throw themselves on the +.
mercy Of the people thar they didn't
intend n show no mercy 70 them r
selves Take this here Ebert. for in
stance and he don't make no bones
about saving that the German people {
relied on president Wilson and the {
United States OF America being easy
marks but al T1uris- what mistake j
that was! In effect he SAYS that =
president Wilson on January %. 1917, {
made the statement that the victor Z
must not force his conditions on the
TluQuished-
.sEeIyIuE on that statement. b
Germany went to work and got
into war with the United states
because Tf Germany got licked, q
g-undersruuds the worst that can
happen her IS that she makes 2
g. peace lEuiu on her orm terms.
and then when Germany did get {
licked nee what happens TO her
President Wilson behaves. the Z
Germans think. Ike a frozen snake in S
the grass which somebody tries 10 7
warm hT putting the snake into his Z
pants pocket understand. and when r
The snake gets lh2Wed out. under {
stand me, % bites the hand that feeds 81
81, and what are you going to do in r
q case ike this." a
Making q show Of Himself {
st that, lIaUruss, Ebert amt max {