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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1919-09-30
NprO 9afota.

Vebre @eie / Waro. 0aro Goun,
ms 8ommisiPrer bor unoer ct rrplie
/ Winot aiboIot Wsbe fattet geSl,t.
ming ON at anlGgge II WiI 2anbe,
peie nPite Iar. Sermeo menes fao'
oante Seie, bportil fan erbolbes @e'
gierinesbiorag.
Bombs iolgt til tire Nilioner. -
Sra gismarf meIotes ben 25be bs.
at 9anf Of Nortb 9afota bar ioIsi
Bombs til ct geIsb al 3 Wirtonel
Collars. &c TO Dtiaioner beraf re.
%pr9ienterer @anfens Serie al 3 Bro.
cent Bombs, meoens Heiten CT Se.
rien paa 8runoeienbomme, Tom og.
iaa er 5 Yrocents Bombs.
Nlfalfa giber SS3 pr. Tere. -
Sroos oen meget poaflageoc Tsrfe
Den peitliee Gel al Nortb Gofota bar
BOG en- Tarner oeo Sbaier brasi
$S3 pr. Icre no al enoeI al fit 9anS.
8. %. Sagen, Der forrelten itobie bar
prpoifet 9erelbrug iom ben eneite
g%etrpggelie mob llaur, llben SenIpr
til ON man CT / Hortb 0afota ener
andre Stater, bar netop iolst lit llb.
bptte al en- 4lialfaager, bprfet i,bci,
flrnitig Gambling, oe ban finder fin
Snotrgt at bore $S3 pr. gcre. Sette
gooe &einltat opnaacbes tiItrpbs for,
at 8r9sbopperne beifabieeoc Ben ito.
ite Ipling inotil 70 Hrocent.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1919-09-30
@iseomfm.
@ammel ltniperiitctslrrcr opo.

alexander aerr, Yrofesior emteritls
/ grTif Spro9 % Slteratltr peo Wis
%conlins llnipcriitet, err oen 26oe os.
aiaaoet uen 0pocn / Mnbiion. San
cenaucbe ocn hsie slber al 81 Mar.
Gnoelia! Strcifen peo @ebiter
electric 50. / Hacine bleu De iibite
Gage al Iorrige l(gc erflGrct for al
~ililttct iaa Streiferne ful,bc gienop-
taee Irbeioet Wanoag. Streifen bar
prret bolot gaaenoe / Ter Mtaaneoer.
Iclpffct l%tbitiains. Ga Grosie
bapbe iorriae llee lin aarlise Snter,
itate Sair. pg aaereoe ell al DC icrite
Gage beisstes Den al 10000 Men-
neifer. Serlbaneerturiioner bragte
icnere | llgen Ell END itsrre Silitrsm-
ming.
NOncrcr saar tilbuilc. 20 bel
fienoic Tionerer err nplis aigaaet peo
Gebcn / ga CROSSE, nemlia Carl
&anmnn. @pens isrite 8artner, %
NrS 6. $. &ilbretb, lom bar bapt
lit Stem Ser / As In. Samnrai,
blcp so Iar aammel % bar boet /
90 crosse aoifillig oper ct halut gIar.
hunorcoe.
Eisc ira GUuu Salcp monrnnt.
NdiS Warion Heprlib al Coon Sal.
len or blcpcu uonrrni til Of bcItasc
/ Den ollhcn alasic Tor 29rcre /
Sunobeosplcie, planlast % glen.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1919-09-30
Keilerens Seltfioffen.

@aihington, 20be Sept. Smith:
'onian Snititltions itore Samlin5
al &rigstrofrer bill ON fort Tio bli
iorsget mel BEN tpife Grfeiiers Self.
fieffen.
Stltfisfferet. ser iises at bare
BET fulbitGnoisite / lit Slags i Der.
Cen, beiinocr Jig MI paa Selcn til
@nIbinsotn iammen mco Ell itor
SamIiilg andre &%rigstrofrer al o.
forifieaigite Slags.
&isftcnct fuIgtc aeiicren ouer bcl.
europa / ben Sib, &rigen itoO pao,
iii ale &c &nmpfrontcr ban beIsstc.
Oesuaatet piier set intct Sesn til
9elfabiselie, bpilfet ipncs Of tpoe
paa at oct life bar orrct Stamp.
~srontcn nermere emo bets ~teiierliae
Gicr.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1919-09-30
Gpo 0afota.
Stpr Totetanlina. Totetiuf

Stpr Totetanlins. Eotetinobelt-
ningcn foregif forrige llge oeo @a-
tertppn, og Der iortGlleS, of en- 80
Stores Mger norOsitenfpr 9pen CAB
oper 5000 @ufbels, ener gienncms
initlis onlfrins Sc @uibels pr. glcre.
Der er bprfet cnoel Slifferroer paa
lamme Section, pg Ell eob s(pling al
oenrc bill beites inben faa Gage.
&pimSclis &pperanfsrer. s Sn,.
egnen al Ge Sn1et beep,ote man for
lcoen at isge efter en- &pinoe, Iom
peo Sielp al Ell Wano5perion, Der
BOG fun bite fig iom ct lpoigt Geo.
ifab / benbes Saanb, p~lpnoreoe TO
Wpno for bpab Sc hapoe poa iig al
aontanter og Smpffer, belsbenbe fig
ialt til opcr $500. Sc TO @eno,
Der iagbes at bore ira Sort Yierre,
tisrtc ubefpmret / lin Iutomobil, %
DC pluoielig neo Ell Smoreining al
@eien fom til n anben Iutomobil,
Der ipprrebe pieere Sremgang. S
oenne Waifin Dor en- &pitbe % en-
Wmnb, ben iioite itee no, meoens
8pinben reiite fig op % rettebe e,,
&epolper moo De to Wpnb. gun til.
talte i'm 2ebIager iom "SSinl" % bab
bam unberrette Serrertle ON, of De
life pilbe bIipe opbolot mere el,o
noale faa Winllter, men at bum
trpngte beres Hengc. De TO W9no
blep berpaa fonmanberte no, og
apinben CAB gefaling til at Be ifllloe
lmberipges. Wanoen efterfom Ipbig
Den gipne gefaling, % inart bar
MGnbene lettet for fine &ontanter
iamt en- Oiamantring pnro $3.50.
"2ao Dem MI itise cp iaien, fipr Iu-
ton1pbilen libt l,b al 8eien % ftr
ben Zig, at ben life fan brl1ges til
at forfslge os," fommanoerebe pibe-
re oen fpinoeIise @anbit, % bette
bleo ~beisrset baabe fort % bel. Mnil.
BEN fog no Ell pistig Gel at Waifi-
men, og BEN par life til at rere al
Sleffen for en- M MaifinoeI bar for
ifaffet fra gpen. @egge Hepere hao-
De Wiaife, og apinoen lpntes at pPre
Ell meget pelopbragen Came, mer
Scr bar / benbes @efolinger " pis
geitentbeo, ionu life netop oplr1illl-
trebe iii WobItano. Get Snotrpf fit
iaIialb Sc TO Wnno, iont iaa bent
ribbebes % berpaa eftcrlooes llbc-
hieIpeIige paa ct aiiioeSliggenoe
Stco.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1919-09-30

nemfsrt al 8isconiin @utitibcrcu.
lois MslociationL % bill itrar il,orc.
9litrere peo SfpIen i Wilpaufec.
Wits Neprl,b er 8raouent ira Sol.
ltolen / Ga Grosie % ira @iscor.
fins llniperiitet.
Npe Snouitrier for Ga Grosie. :,
Sebet al De ire iib'te Tiger er Der /
ga GrosIe oprettet to npe Snouitrier,
Iom ptl fafie Irbeibe for omtreut
600 Manb. Matbeps Wtanufactur.
ing 60, Glepelanb, Ohio, tiIpirfeuSe
one Slaes WsbIer og lloitpr for
Srpspl9n og 8ernroaer, bar be
gpnot Spfsrelien al en- 1s;obrif, ion
err beregnet til at foite 100000 o.
bpor 300 Wanb bill ffaffes Snsiel,
ipttelIe Iaret runot. q. 2oriGarb
Tobacco go. har fipbt TO a%partaIer
8runo / Nortb ga CROSSE, bpor ifal
cpfsres @panine meo Ell iamIet
9llIpflabe al $4,000 SOB % buor Ser
| Sobafsinoultrien bill ipSicIIuttcs
800 EerIoner eler fIcre.
@%efienbte fra Slasmarfcm. Ser
tortplleS fra Sa Crosse ON Ell liben
GpiIooe, iorn inotraf oeb en- al ,srel,
IeSarmeen foranitaltet Wiooaa. 81.
ter at &abtem Siana Saunoers hap.
De talt ON fine griaringer oper i
Urdnfrl9e. rafte bum Saanben ODER
goroet for at billie paa &enrp &.
Sanion at 5olmen, iom / Uniform
oeItog / Wiobasen. Sea fienoer
Big" iagoe bum; LEG msote oie bog.
ON ct. W4ibtel." Snnion iniltc
oper belle gniigtet ibct ban uobrso:
Seq glemmer aloris bperfen Dig ell.
Ter De 9oilgbnuts og ben &aiie oil
ti%lapeoe." Sanion %fortaltc iencrc,
at ytlis Snlnbers bagom ct. sri.
htel / belle ier Tiger hnpbe brepct fin
&u'TeItlle | N liben Sptte, Der itooia
bar noiat for 8ienoens @ranater.
Sfat neSsrapet mrr 8reem @an.
III De $234,O00, iom for fort 1io
lioen blep itiaalet ira @rprcisfontc.
ret | W%hitlng, Sno., bportiI Te,,gene
bar Ienot for at uobetaIes Tom 2sn-
ilinger til Solf a%niatte / Stanoaro
Oil Cos Sieneite, er $4,000 MI
gletfunoet paa SSobn @eoias sSarm
NOR Green Ban. Beneenc bar al.
bragt / en- Welfefanbe, iom bar l,eo.
graoet. Sarmerens Sen, aniat / Or.
preisielifabets Sjcneite, bar en- al Sc
fire Sppe, Ioln bupbe bcIt BET itorc
gptte meIem Zig. Salt er MT gien-
flinoet S1S1 800 al De itiaaIne Sen
9e, % bet or lpffcbes fin, en- al &c
fire Wrno at unoilippe meo lit 9pt-
te. San ilpetebe fra Chicago, bn
3utten bar ilippen rb al Srffcn peo
at TO af WPnoene ferit arreitcreoee.
Wpe Turbulosresler mpo. Smo.
%briostDpc. Giitriftsooppfat 5. 6.
Silberticn al Gall Claire har / Ell
S%tripelIe til 9praaoet beriteos alort
opntertIo ON uaa, of ser nloa taae3
belt me Sorbolo5regler, ON man fife
pelt OIL uflOeffdlfe 1lg De Sppc- %
H%eperballoer, ionl optr9oer bit %
Der. elsie @anber bar for lrrlec
lioen begpnot OF brilge al,tomobiler,
tiger Gllberipn, % ban merer bet CT
paatloe, at bper @p lsrger for at
babe EFT iaaban br,rtiaaaaenoc Wo-
Tim itaacnoe fl,lbt f9roig til @rlg /
paafommenbe SiIfplber. Mutomo.
bilen bilroe babe ct goot ltoitpr al
Sfpoeoaoberl, og to Volitimuno
FAINT en- Chauffeur buroe altio itaa
fGrbige til poa ct gieblifs @aricl at
forfslac oisie Fpoe % Hspcrc, ionl
III er blet ioa alminoeIigc. Gilbert.
ion flyer, at meb ioabanne Soran-
i~taltninger pilbe @p og Sn,egn mart
bore ifpet Of a,ltomobiltpoe os anoct
lignenoe Eaf.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1919-09-30
Montnud.
Tp(itifcrnc unocr mic Tprhulo.

Mepublifonere ira alle Gele al Won.
tana ntpote forrige llae / Seleta til
lin un,lliee Caucus, ianmenfalbt al
Statsfomiteeus Sormanb. Sette
Webe fit ct belt mt Yrpg oerneo, at
ser oar frcmmpot Ell Wrngoe Suir-
ser. Snoifabsfllloe Menneifer bar
iortaIt, at Yolitiferne befanOt Jig
belt upeI ulber Mpbet, ioct De bpcr-
fen fllnbc rsge, ifraa eler iiobe meb
@cnene opciter @orbe og SGnfe. &C
bar nlco Ell Sang ounlpet op / belt
me SorboIo.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1919-09-30
.Mutompbilmlsffc frrper to Dire.

en- @utomobiI pGIteoe iibite Ssnoag
Iften TO Dill norbenior Scpils Cafe,
g. Saf.. % Cigar Noonan, "a Star
aammel, % George Suersens. SO
sar % Sorenebe Staters 2anbfcm'
misiGr i nrnnte @p. orGbtes poa
Steoet. Sarrp Schnion fom alpcr'
Iia tilifabe, Nconan o. Sobnion bar
beaac npIia afmsnitrebe iom SclSa.
ter.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1919-09-30

Src Wcnneifcr brrbt. % guuto.
mobt!cr iteotc Sor&Nog iammcn poa
en- imal Rel meIlcm NcIpic.p % Meo.
mooo sails, % 10 Tcrioncr Nrrbtc$
paa Steoct, mcoens Den treble Nebc
poa Neopooo Sails @oipitoI Sen ipl
gcnoc Sog. &c osoe or bertha %
Gopnro iamt WohereL Wrs. Nolt,
aIc al Scluiew. Set par ocn iibit,
npnnte ION opoe 9aa MoipitaIei
hportll hun broeicS | ocn Nutomobil.
Der par lteot innmcn meb &olta Mo
'fin. Napnene pao &c Verioncr, ION
betanot iig | Den onocn 9liliomobil,
cr life opaipe..
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1919-09-30

1orrncre. Tigeit, Tom Ytooercn Of.
rcoc iii 9in for at reobe, er oereS
cllcitc Barn.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1919-09-30


Nlnnclota federation u Moncu'S
Clubs, lonl forriQe llgc hauoc lit
Torameoe / Sittlc Ta!I3, har peotu
get ell Ncio!utloL hporpco Niinncio
tna Ncprricnionicr / Norcncoe Sta.
tiers SUlat o~piororc3 Ill al ilettc ga
tloncrncS Siga / ocn lorcliagenoc
SrcbStraftat. Huber M%rinocrncS nv.
Sc blep 3ebmlon TitcS N~finbcitsttc
urr 2ittle Sails iuNpiet Ststtcn
mcrtcr Steoct, buor Den irritc Np0.
nina / Wtimneio.a opiertcS Al Ell
hpio Wano. 3cbulon lite blcp al
Hcaierindeu icnot Ill oci Strca. tom
MI uoaier Statcn @inneioto, % han
naacoc sci anaipne Stch pco Sittlc
sails Sen 22oc Sftober 1905. San
ppipric ct Nlpcfhua o. boeoc Scr
%intercn orcr. Set ilorc SIoitco /
bette @locfhlls blcp iorleocn opoaaei,
mcbcns ielpc Nulct uaturliQuis Tor
lTn8c iihcn er icrtUrct al Sloens
Sonb.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1919-09-30

Steb, % bernteo labe bet ifure lonl
fer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25

Noticei
II Ella Blizzard, Deputy County Au-
ditor OF Madison county, Ohio, will
walt until next January we will let her
into the Club.
Hoorayi
II o are going fishing you can al
ways find A. Worm in Conway, Ark.
He has a tailor shop there.
Betchai
Said old man Wright,
To old man Blake;
Soft drinks are might
Ty hard to take"
Luke McLuke
Said old man Fite,
To old man Lake;
Hard drinks are mighty
Ty soft to take"
Ball Crank.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25
SUPPORTING THE MAYOR

Whether the police committee of the Board of Aldermen give
Mayor Dorsey the support he asks for or not in cleaning up the
ssweak spots" in the police force, there is no doubt about the mayor
having public sentiment back Of him. ~
Those "weak spots have been most apparent to the pubic
for a long time, but once more the divided authority over the
police force has prevented anything being accomplished to better
conditions. Efforts heretofore to clean up the force have been
farcical. If Mayor Dorsey succeeds where others have failed along
this line he will have won additional praise for his business admin
istration.
The public has been generous with the members of the police
department. Whenever any request for a betterment of the force
has been referred to the voters by referendum it has been granted
by an overwhelming majority. The pension fund is well established
and everything that the police have had to do with has been lib
orally supported. 81
1t is only fair, then, to expect honest and faithful service on
Me part of the policemen. People are generous toward the police
men because they know of the risk and danger of guarding lives
and property at night against burglary and fire. But if the mem
bers of the force are found asleep or drunk when they are supposed
to be on duty they are not only unfaithful and untrustworthy, but
they are a disgrace to the uniform they wear and to the city they
represent.
When there are numerous applicants for appointment to the
police force many of them men who can be depended upon, why
should the taxpayers go on paying men who have proven themselves
absolutely unreliables
Mayor Dorsey is right. 1t will be interesting to see how far
the aldermen are willing to go in giving him support.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25
SLIPPING BACKWARD

1t is to be regretted that Mayor Dorsey has found it advisable
to issue permits for the sale of fireworks in this city for the week
preceding the Fourth of July this year. Perth Amboy has had sew
eral years of a most successful "safe and sane" Fourth and 1t can
hardly be considered a mark of progress to make even the conces-
sions that are to be granted this year.
1t is rather an unusual proceeding for the aldermen to pass an
ordinance and then grant permission to violate it. Even though
the sale of fireworks is restricted to cap pistols, canes and spark
lers it is an opening wedge and the inscriptions dealer viii take
advantage of the concession to go the limit and it is with difficulty
that the police are able to discriminate.
Let us hope that fair warning will be given the dealers next
year that fireworks in any form whatsoever will not be tolerated
and any merchant placing them on sale should have his entire stock
ccn6scated forthwith. Perth Amboy cannot afford to fall behind in
the march of progress.
At the same time, no pains should be spared to give the people
a patriotic display of fireworks at night under the Jurisdiction Of
the city. These days when the work Of Americanixaton is being
take to let the Fourth of July pass without the lessons In patriotism
that the day teaches being thoroughly emphasized.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25
Today's Letter Takes Up

iusticiable questions, in c~ontradisunS-
lion to those which are not purely lee
al but involve d~ivergencles OF htntsts-
interests and policy, which are Pv
cal in their nature ana must " in
ed or compromised on GROUNDS Oh ~
ternational fair dealing and eApeuh-
ency. -
Question Of Jurisdfction
These two classes of questions nao
better not be confused, but a re-
ferred to the body most a~pproprIsso
for its consideration; but a dl1nculss
may arise in deciding whetner 49,
tton Ia tusticiable or not. one OF tns
narties may well claim that an act
performed or threatened by the otner,
while not strictly q breach OF inter-
national law, Is one which aHects ies
vital interests or security. and ina
to submit the question to a riDuna
to decide on purely legal grounus IS
abandon its claim. If Turkey, 1or eA-
ample. had proposed before he w.
near the Suez Canal. England. wouiu
have had no legal right to prevent u,
but il would have been an act TO whlch
she would have been justified IN op-
feeling. and her objection would nave
been sustained in an internationas
council, although no1fby a ol
law, In Anglo-Saxon unries w.eie
courts are IN the udoAe
questions of their own jurisdiction. IL
would seem natural to authorize the
judicial tribunal of the League 10 de-
eide whether a question Is Jusuclapie
or not: but on the Continent of Europe
the ordinary courts of law have. as =
rule. no such power. In those coun-
tries there are habitually two classes
of course; one to decide questions OF
private law between citizens, n the
other to decide 81 in which the ou-
ties of administrative on1cials, or inc
interests of the government are invoi-
we'd. When a difference of opinion on
the question of jurisdiction arises De-
tween these courts. 1t Is decided py d
Court of Conflicts composed or mem
drawn from both. III a
not suffer its own courts or Jaw
to determine their Jurisdiction. one
can hardly expect that ii woul allow
an international tribunal to do so.
For this cas- the ena OF
Paris, while making plans for a JUDI,
ciaI tribunal and setting UP a Councii
of statesmen, does rot provide that al
iusticiable questions snail be ubmlt-
fed to the first and all other matters
to the second, but allows any state to
claim in effect thai the question is
not justiciable and to require It's rel
erence to the Council. This Is not the
hest arrangement conceivable, but IL
ia far better than having no methoo
settling disputes except military
force.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25
Daily HO, 0ScObe

The stars incline but do not compel'
Thursday, June &c, 1913.
Copyright, 1919, by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
Neptune, Venus and Mercury are in
benefc aspect today. according to
astrology. Mars is adverse.
This should be a happy day for
lovers. u they should beware Of
quarrels in the evening.
1t is a lucky wedding day. IL the
ceremony be performed before sun
down.
The stars are friendly to new ideas
during this c~onfiguration and for this
reason 1t is an auspicious rule under
which. to present plans or to explain
purposes.
There is a promising aspect for af-
fairs connected with the navy. Great
honors Will continue to accrue, but
there may be some internal disaffec-
ton, u to ~unsatisfied ambitions of
enmities aroused by envy or the sense
of injustice.
Owing to the posting of the stars.
the mex six months may be a period
of agitation and unrest among per-
sons of every class, for the planetary
sway Is believed to cause an emphasis
on personal instead of national inl
terests.
Love letters are supposed to be SUBJ
ject to influences that are most
favorable today.
Mars is in aspect during the event
that incline men and women t.
quarrel. The rule foments discussions
and combats. Riots are possible dur
ing this sway.
One of the strange influences at
trfbuted to h stars at his time Is
a desire to possess jewelry and pre-
cious stones, and in lieu OF these.
beads or ornaments. Dealers in such
merchandise have the forecast OF con-
unued profit.
Women are again under a strong
political direction this month and they
will become enthusiastic adherents to
party principles. il the stars are read
Alright for the signs seem to in
dictate interest in public affairs or
g~anixation and contests.
Education has a planetary direction
that promises widespread reforms,
benefits for instructors and the crea-
tion Of a new bureau OF governmental
center.
Persons whose birthdate It Is should
guard against accidents litigation and
business anxieties. The young viii
court.
Children born on this day may be
rash. hfgh-tempered and fndiscreet.
These subjects OF Cancer are gener-
ally anectionate. romantic and lucky.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25
Walt Mason's Ripping Rhymes
HARD TO PLEASE

If a man is not contented with this gold old world in June, IL
his aching grief is vented in a peSimistic tune, he is hopeless, h Q is
chronic. he is full of prunes and bile and there is n o earthly tonic
that will brace him vi to smile. For in June the world is gaudy,
everything a sight % see and the mansion and the soddy should
alike be full o. glee; and the schoofboy should be beaming a along
the road he swings; and the granddre should be dreaming of a lot
of pleasant things; and the farmer with his horses should explain
how good he feels; the mortician with his corses should be kicking
up his heels. There is something out Of killer with the sac despond-
ing loon who will let his sorrow filter through his countenance in
June. If a "a is grm and sober, shy of happiness and vim, o n a
bleak day in October, / a sympathize with him. II a man is IA
from merry, If he mutters a Gee Whiz" in the blast of January, 1
can mix m tears with his. If the language he'd disnember, seeking
words that scar like sin. in the middle of December. l can hail him
as a twin. But this rosy month is waning and I'd give n % picayune
for the a who is complaining in the happy days Of June.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25
We Is!

Hey. Luke: Are you entered in the
Great National Handicap that starts
July Tx. L.. B.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25
DIR. STEELE SAYS:

When a man eatsw with his knife 1t hmt a sign that he is not also e
nGous-t means that he has not yet made full use If his religion.
For religion makes a a weu-rounded, pefeodng him in every detail
of life
Eating with mes knife isn't a objectionable SHIT just shows a lack
of culture which should be n of the results OF religion.
1t Is not required of a nan ht h become familiar with all the rules
OF etiquette" nan OF which are absurd. But h rules II conduct that
should govern him may easily belearned by considering the comfort-ooth
For a man, yer thoughlesdy. to regularly go through a Jugglers act
# driving a knife dow his hroat-or seeming lever m q eMs, isn't
| conducive % comfort to those who are compelled o look j.
II he really enjoys this exercise. 1t were better to indulge in it in private
especially a h public doesn't appreciate thski Tin of a show.
Almost as vicious is the habt of thrustng a finger into ones wide
open mouth-because there isn't a toothpick handy. And OF ours a tooth
pick should be used only in private.
Nearly s. IA is tn practice Of sucking Foe u If ones teeth, to the
tune of a chrping squirrel
j Now all this has a lot to do with religion. And ny man who is care
less about these matters cannot hope % impress his neighbors with the
cultural influences II what is actually the greatest force for refinement in
all tn world. st4
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25

Paw Knows Everything.
Willie-Paw, what Is a silent part
ner?
Paw-A married man, my son.
Maw-Willie, you WASH your feet
and get to bedi
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25

Names Is Names.
Walter Fakes is Mayor of McCrory
Arkansas.
Our Daily Special.
The Lord Loves the Man Whc
Minds His Own Business.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25

Luke McLuke Says.
A woman isn't satisfied unless she
gets a hat hat makes her look better.
But a man is satisfied II he gets a hat
that DOESN'T make him look any worse
Just kinda keep your eye On the
fellow who is always telling you how
crooked other people are
Isn't 1t strange how liberal people
are with their cigars when you have
quit smoking?
The main trouble with a white vest
Is that ii was but it isn't.
Why Is IL that a man would rather
discover that there are i've Pay Days
In a month than discover that there
are five Sundays In 1t?
In spite of the fact that his wife
makes him 60 back upstairs and put
on a clean shirt after he had starteo
down town, q man viii go down town
and brag that he n Boss in his house.
There would be more prosperity il a
lot of fellows would get a job as dock
hustlers while they are waiting for
their ships to come in.
There are all sorts Of people in the
world, including the man who eats
like q hog and attributes 1t to his
Clear Conscience.
The old-fashioned man who ate a
four course dinner with his knife now
has q SON who expects three forks
when he sits down to a meal
What keeps q man poor Is the fool
habit Of trying to keep other people
from knowing hat he Is paor.
A SURF sign that . woman Is get
ting tired Of her husband IL when she
no longer gets any pleasure cut Of
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25
Fact.

Read this. no matter who you are,
You'll find that it is true;
A man cannot be popular
And tell his troubles, too.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-06-25

Oh, Boyt
How would you like to be in Cham
paign, Ill.,, right now? Beers & Beers
are in business in that city.