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Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26
rurrrNo N TIN PUNCH.
By rnPs

OLE Hsnson al
FARMERS certainly have two way kick coming when
binder twine 4 put into canned cigars.
SECRETARY BAKER urges everyone to go to work
out!
AcLERlcAL ERROR.
1t CHANGED like this: Attorney Small
Touching the estate of Mary Cryder.
Dictated thus: "And in the fall
She put her apples down in cider"
Which, when his youthful typist heard
Although her eyes grew wide and wider,
She wrote it down without
"she put her apples down inside
WHO put the "stalr into income instalments?
INTRODUCING Mr.. Mrs Skeleton who left town
overnight owing nearly everybody number of bones
IF THIS whoppng national expense bill is the result
of Democratic economy simplicity we
shudder to surmse what might under the
Republican extravaganza" referred
platform.
THE H. C. L. makes it bad for our cuckoo clock We
haven't enough change to buy bird seed for it,
WELL, FOLKS, THIS is DiscoURAeINe.
Dear Pops: Have this me:
Like the roses need the like the nightshir needs
a tail,
Like the old maid needs fellow like the hammer needs
a nail,
Like the suspender needs button like the oyster needs
the
You can see they all some one. but who the he'll
needs you?
REMARKABLE how many Ties" they told about the
Germans true.
THE most honest is the fellow with faultless
memory.
BEER case in court" wondered why some folks
preferred to be Judges.
PROPOSED golf match between men and women fell
through because they couldn't the handican for
the men, Why didn't some suggest hobble skirts?
FOR man named Glass the secretary of the treasury
Keeps tossing about awful lot stones
STYLE is not accident" writes fashion authority
Nope; disaster
HAVE you little recipe in your home?
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26
Secrets Of Health and Happiness
Why Exercise Strengthens
Some Really Weak I earts
BY DIR. LEONARD KEENE HIRsHBERc
A. B., M. A., M. D. Johns Hopkins University

A. D.. W. H., W. D. (J0nhy HOPKINS Unvtf
wv DIRK with the muscles that are trained for the
w purpose distracts your attention from pain and
gives you service for value received at the same
time.
Furthermore, It is psychological fact that pain Is
much likely to be ignored your attention Is kept
away from by muscular exertion in the way Of work
exercise The benefcent service Of exercise in the
treatment Of physical ailments after ALL depends also
upon the power Of muscular work to change and repair
living structures and to stimulate helpful physiological
behavior
Exploits Of endurance, feats Of strength deeds done
with skill adeptness each have their virtues and thei
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26
Answers to Health Questions
NJ. o-Kindly advise me what to Dc
for wrinkles

NJ. o-Kindiy advise me what to de
for wrinkles.
A-Those lines ct the corners Of the
eyes are the paths Of laughter, ana
those In the centre Of the forehead BE-
tween the eyebrows are due to the bad
habit Of scowling. You should avoid
eye strain Of any kind, and you niust
see to It that your akin IL not too dry.
Here u . cold cream possessed Of an
astrIngsnt quality with which you
should manage your face avery nisht
before retiring:
Almond milk IL ouncea
noeewatef......... ounces
Observation-Disclosures. - grains
80, "
Dr.. Htrshbsro soiH ass.oer evsstseae
for Tsedsys Of thts poser on ssdleaj.
AvoteMso and sonttatioN swbjeets that an
o. general intsrsst. He coanot o}scuvs
sHdertake 70 RvescyJbs Or Offer a1vsoe
FOR sndtvtdxQ1 c0ses. Where eAe Swh1es1.
q not of osneru1 jNtercss Iett6ve sel3f %
a.sscsswh peysceny1ss Y : eennaoe1 -
e4oreese4 ess0elep6 = onc,ose1. Z1lenro
ALL lNoUfAxU1 . ~. Q. Il ISSE
osre, = eers n tn eRssA
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26
WIlIFRED BLACK z sBBgagF The Girls of France


yVIHAT has ths.war the French Cir,
: g
w and her odfashoned way q looking ct life Ay\A
o Il there her always . delicats Il.
'en Of transparent but thoroughly shielding and 81 =
partly conceaing lace?
don't believe IL doneat Nv -
The French girl s in busines perhaps w Nv
she never before, but and - W
and her married always in business ~
SO there isn't anything about the stu VdEeH
alton, after all.
French women have always been their
nesses to extent that
name the door, Father responsible for tire
debts but Mother collects
time she keeps little polite
OF the oswhen she knows and Father that he
This
their for comfort happiness sympathy understanding
and for
Is the idea Of the knowledge coming
crossed the with
telling girls all about what they ought
it.
That's the trouble she sadn they wouldn't
really have to know in bitterness and
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26
Two Are Reversd
at any rat

know
don't believe that idea will take
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26

the Young Girl = 1880 80 = - q
~ no pa q french deasm girl worldly Wise
her motne ana French mustachs
her daughters race or color her
lot Of knowledge eyes
charm Of grhood. NJ = - M ~ 800 -. -
wonder II the French s stupid about that?
She is about things instance
and hats ana collars ana CHARM cooking it that
she's utterly without moral idea young girl
Is she because she dull only because she
very clever?
Does she look back down
exactly the today
passing ads and foes don't really make difference after ALI
The French girl lis charming polite, gentle and the time
surng It fun to see American boys when they first meet
French girl they make think
who almost himself
birds He did want with
tried the bird whined
looked puzzled and very
or Unwise
the French girl
and matter Of
ing really play pretty comedy
of the onlooks neither
bit harmed
But after ALL can't help wondering much
clever than the American mothers who
and fly before they're cid enough
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26

more Of an ideal life without Jealousy.
you'll be happier II you do Il.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26
KITCHEN ECONOMIES
By IsoBEL BRANDS
{. SolOins tn. Problem of Using up Lsr.-0ver Jam.
By ISOBEL BRANDS

A NUMBER Of housewives with over.
~ stocked shelves Of jams and pre-
serves are wondering how TO use
them up wisely before they plan put
ting UP q new seasons fruits.
OF course. to the housekeepsr with
ample storage space this is no problem.
for her increasing store Of preserves be-
comes = source of pride. But the city
woman who has but . restricted space
y anxious to use well the output OF last
year 30 that there may be space fer the
new supply.
Jams and preserved fruit can be used
in may ways besides q mere spread for
bread or side dish at meals. In fact.
by using UP Jams the economical house,
wife can save sugar. fresh fruit. and in
some cases fats. Jams can be used a.
nllins for cakes and pies. tho basis Of
strained and mixed with Ice make IN q.
cellently favored beverage
jelly Salad Drssslns.
tablespoonful OF oil
tablespoonfuls Of vinegar
y teaspoonful Of salt
Y teaspoonful of pepper
Y teaspoonful OF paprika
3tablespoonfuls of jelly
Put the salt, pepper, paprika,, oil and
Jelly in q bowl Mix well by stirring;
add slowly the vinegar and stir vigor-
ously. and continue to stir 1t until the
mixture shows signs that the vinegar
and oil are blended. This salad dressing
should be used ut once, for the ingredi-
ents Will separate II allowed to stand.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26

DEAR ANNIE LAURIE:
am young girl Of 10, and very
much IN love. The man I love n II
the army ana wants me to meet him
in another city and marry. Ny
parents object seriously to this.
Please advise me ~ soon g pos.
eibis. WAITING.
VVYAfTINd: And your parents ars
w quite right. The Sact that the
man asks girl OF 10 to 70 against
the wishes OF her parents proves that
his love isn't Of the right sort. II Mr.
love u Of the right quality he win try
to win your parents and b willing to
wait until you ars really old enough TO
marry With your parsnts' conseut.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26
Pineapple Pie.

Pineapple Pie.
cupfuls of flour
IN cupfuls Of shortening
cupful OF water
Y teaspoonful OF baking powder
, oupfuls of preserved pineapple
Y teaspoonful Of salt
Sift the flour and baking powder to-
gether. Add the shortening and salt and
mix well. Then add the water and mix
into smooth. 1.-the dough. Cover pie
plate with the dough and heap the pre-.
served pineapple In the centre of the pie.
Sprinkle with sugar to sweeten. II the
preserves are too Juicy add q teaspoon
ful or more of -four with sugar to
thicken. Cover with . layer Of the
dough thinly rolled and place In q mod
crate oven. and allow to bake from 20 to
80 minutes.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26

u cupful OF marmalad0
Beat the yolks together with the sugar
and salt. Mix the -four together with
tho baking powder. Add the water.
-four and baking powder to the egg mix
ture. stirring the mixture we'll Beat the
whites separately into snow and mix in
very slowly with the other ingredients.
Grease cake pan and pour half of the
amount on each pan. Allow to bake In
moderate oven for % minutes. When
done, take 1t from tho stove and Let
cool. Add layer of mArmaladc and cover
with the other layer.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26

Marnalads Layer Cake.
1eggs
btablespoonfuls Of watax
1cupful Of -four
i teaspoonful Of baking powder
u cupfui Of sugar
Pinch of salt
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26


in mode niue good Of
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-03-26

+ Wilful motion ana suse 81 he 1oint
cannot be started TOO eoon. 1RaaeaSe. IL
x-ray pictures show no brsaj1, haSfsns
ths restoration q TIE part
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
Taxing tho MiIl:enaire..

Under the new scale of income taA
imposed by the recent United States
revenue bill every citizen in receipt Of
$15O,OOO or more year must pay at
least half Of 1t to the state.
Mr.. Henry Ford, for example, is said
to have an income of $25,OOO,OOO a
year, of which the revenue authorities
will claim between $15,OOO,OOO and
$40, 600. O.OOO-a sum sufficient to keep
1000 families in modest comfort for
ever.
But even Mr.. Ford gets off lighter
than Mr.. John d. Rockefeller, who Is
reputed to have an income of $780,
100000 n year. Mr.. ROckefeller's
contribution to the treasury. it is said.
will not fall short of $SO,OOO,OOO for
the current year-a sum which repre-
sehts 1000 times his weight in gold.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
LISTEN TO AMBITIONS VOICE
Desirable Companion May Fail to Call
Again II She 10 Not Accorded
Recognition.

Most young people seem to think
that ambition is a quality that is born
in one and which cannot be materially
changed, but the greatest ambition may
be materially injured in many differ
ent ways. The habit of prOcrastina-
tiOn. of pOstpOning, the habit of pick
ing out the easier tasks and putting
of the difficult ones, for example, will
very seriously impair the ambition.
Whatever affects the ideals affects the
ambition.
Ambition often begins very early to
knock for recognition. II we do not
heed its voice, If it gets no encourage
ment after appealing to us for years,
1t gradually ceases to trouble us, be-
cause. like any other unused quality or
function, it deteriOrates or disappears
when unused.
BE careful how you discourage or
refuse to heed that inner voice which
commands you to go forward, for If
you do it will become less and less In
sistent until finally it will cease to
prod you and when ambition is dead
deterioration has set in.-From "Ambi-,
tion and Success" by Orison SWEET
Marden.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
HIS SCHEME DIDN'T WORK
This Colonel Evidently Was Wise a.
to the Foxy Ways Of His
Junior OFFICERS.

In the regular army it is one Of the
customs of the service, when at a reg
ular army post, for the junior officers
TO call upon the senior officers. To
comply with this custom without MAX
ing the calls, the junior officer fire.
quently waits until he knows the senior
officer Is away and then calls at his
LONE and leaves a card. One night
when i was stationed Mt post in
Texas, I saw the colonel down town
and on my way home stopped at the
coloners quarters and put my card
under the door. l was just leaving
the porch when I noticed a car at the
gate, and on closer inspection I noted
that the colonel was in the car and
was awaiting me at the gate. He
Iaughingly said: "Kind of late to make
a call, isn't 1t, Lieut.w This became
one of the cOlonel's best stories, and
to say that was more than once
embarrassed would be putting it mild.
Exchange.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect It
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected.

Judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root 10
soon realized. 1t stands the highest for
its remarkable record of success.
An examining physician for one of the
promiAent Life Insurance Companies. in
an interview on the subject, made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
40 many applicants for insurance are re-
jected il because kidney trouble il 20
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose applica-
tions are declined do not even suspect
that they have the disease. 1t il on sale
At all drug stores in bottles Of two sizes,
medium and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer 4 Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for .
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
RASCALS
Biliousness. Headache. Colds.
Constipation. driven out
with "Cascarets"

Why take nasty 'cathartics, sickening
salts, or stomach-turning oils to drive
these rascals out? Let gentle, harmless
Cascarets remove the liver and bowel
poison which is keeping your head
dizzy, your tongue coated, your skin
sallow. your breath offensive, and your
stomach sour. Get box Of Cascarets
at the drug store and rid your liver.
stomach and bowels of the excess bile.
poisons, and waste which are keeping
you miserable. Cascarets never gripe.
never sicken, never Inconvenience.
They cost so little and work while You
sleep.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
Formerly was oyster KING.

Jacob Ockers, known as the "Oys-
ter King" who died recently ut his
Long Island IN. W home, was the
first exporter Of oysters to Europe, and
his name came to be known in all
markets where the blue point oyster
was found in foreign countries. His
foreign shipments the first year
amounted to only 1000 barrels. Later
his export business became the largest
Of its kind in the United States, and
amounted to 10000 barrels annually.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
cutleura for sere IHands

cuticura for Sore Hands.
Soak hands on retiring in the hot suds
Of Cuticura Soap, dry and rub in Gu
ticura Ointment. Remove surplus
Ointment with tissue paper. This 10
only one Of the things Cuticura will do
II Soap. Ointment and Talcum are used
for al toilet purposes.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
india Needs American Goods.

The fact that the Bombay Electric
Trnmway company, Bombay, India. re-
Gently placed an order for 13O tram
trucks in America on account of the
advantageous prices quoted, indicates
that there is further opportunity for
the marketing in India of this and
kindred lines.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
ASPIRIN FOR HEADACHE

Insist on "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
In Q "Bayer package" containing prop
er directions for Headache. Colds,
Pain. Neuralgia. Lumbago, and Rheu-
matism. Name "Bayer" means genuine
Aspirin prescribed by physicians for
nineteen years. Handy tin toxes Of II
tablets cost few cents. Aspirin Is trade
mark Of Bayer Manufacture Of Mono
aceticacidester Of Salicylicacid.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20

sweet girl graduate was once Il short
haired baby with red nose.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20

It's a shame the way some young
widows break into the game again and
don't give the maids n chance.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
An Eastern F,ioht.

A British airman recently flew in
one day from Mosul. on the upper
Tigris, over the Syrian desert, to
Cairo on the Nile. making three stops
on the journey of LOO miles, reports
Popular Mechanics Magazine.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20

Women read bargain advertisements
because they believe there Is some
thing in store for them. A
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
Chin Verse.

"YOu used 10 write verses to my
dainty chin" sighed Mrs. Addy-POsa.
well. now l must write cOuplets."
he said.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20

Sometimes fellow is eating celery
end cart hear opportunity knock.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20

You have one great duty in these
hIgh-pr'ced times. You can advise
your friends to ecOnOmiZe.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
Number, Please.

Bess-Were they married in haste?
June-GOodness. no; why, they were
married by telephone.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20

Turtles lay from $50 to 200 eggs at
time.
Cheyenne record., 1919-11-20
COLORADO
STATE NEWS
-rn Newspaper Union New. Service.

rhe Red Cross Christmas Seal sale will
take place all over the United States
- from December 1 to 10. 1919.
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MS, THE GREAT AMERICAN ADMIRAL WILL
ELL THE NAVAL HISTORY OF THE WAR

with the French people. learning their
language their ideas, their daily LIE
"a preparation for the world war far
more valuable than would have been
a similar period spent in studying
naval strategy and naval technique.
Sims official record notes that he
afterward saw sea service on the
Philadelphia and the Charleston; that
he was naval attache at Paris and ST.
Petersburg from March, 1897, to 1900.
That he had charge of secret service
work in Spain, Russia and Italy
during the Spanish war, and that all
these duties he performed well.
1t was about this time indeed, that
the Sims whom the world now knows
began to emerge. Though only lieu
tenant at the time of the Spanish
war-this fact in itself discloses what
a discouraging career the navy was,
for Sims by this time was forty three
his personality now begins to gain
stature amid the mediocrities of the
time. Washington began to realize
that an active mind was working at
naval problems in 1895. when Sims,
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then located at the China station, be-
gan to send home reports most of
which were insubordinately critical of
naval types and naval administration.
Let man beware when the good God
lets loose a thinker in the world"
says Emerson, and that little compact.
conceited world known as the United
States navy now became aware that
some awful phenomenon similar to
this was actively bestirring itself in
their own organization.
Like most thinkers who startle their
associates with ideas Sims merely un-
earthed a few obvious facts. His dis
covery, while not particularly recon-
dite, was startling and shocking
Most Americans of that time thought
that they possessed a wonderful navy.
but Sims now told them that their
navy was a joke While the nation
was going wild over our achievement
against the Spaniards in 1898, and es-
pecially rejoicing over our skilful
shooting, this Disguised naval at
tache in Paris informed his chiefs
that, in any battle with a first-class
naval power. the American fleet would
meet precisely the same fate as that
WnlCn Hdd DeIaL1en the spanish ships
at Manila and Santiago. In such a
battle, wrote Sims, the United States
would not achieve even respecta BILE
defeat-the thing could only end in
absolute disaster. One British ship,
he said, could easily dispose of four
or five American. vessels of CORE
spending type.
During Sims incumbency as naval
attache at Paris and St Petersburg,
pessimistic reports like this began to
fall in battalions on the desks at
Washington. Never had the navy SO
Industrious a correspondent as this
iconoclastic lieutenant. His reports
came two or three a day: they were
long and specific; they furnished n
fossilized naval bureaucracy all pos
sible details upon the British, French
and Russian navies; they told all about
their construction, their guns, their
mounts, their fire controls, their
armor protection, and usually they
contained far from flattering conpar-
ison with corresponding details in the
American navy In these three years
Sims sent in more reports than all the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-09-07

languages; indeed. as boy he had
little interest in anything except out
door life. So little enthusiasm did
America feel in her navy in the sew
entities that 1t was even difficult to
scare up candidates for Annapolis.
When the congressman in Sims dis
trict about the year 1875, came around
hunting up a likely boy to nominate
Tor the academy he said little about
the navy as a profession; instead he
merely held up that institution as
place where ambitious youth could
get free education, and he tempting
ly portrayed a naval career as an op-
portunity to see the world. At the
competitive examinations, however
only three candidates appeared, one of
them being Sims older brother. The
successful candidate failed in his
physical examination and Sims
brother, who came next, was ruled
out because he was too old. AS the
appointment was apparently going
begging, William S. Sims, who had
not hitherto appeared in the compe-
tition, decided to try his luck. Yet a
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napolis, hearing of this. wrote the
congressman, requesting him not to
appoint young Sims, but to select a
more promising candidate. The re-
quest was unheeded; Sims went up
once more, and this time passed his
examinations by the merest hair. L
just scraped in is the way he him
self describes his scholastic triumph.
The trouble with the Admiral's men
tai progress in those days was that
he had depended in his school work
too much on his older brother, who
was a fine mathematician; and now,
suddenly thrown upon his own re-
sources at a strange place like An
rapolis, Sims had a pretty hard time
of it. For some months he stood
heroically at the foot of his class,
and just barely kept his place in the
school. Gradually, however, he OBJ
tanned a better grip and succeeded in
graduating twenty eighth in a class of
fifty-six.
The class of 1880, in which Sims
was graduated. has made it's influence
felt in the present war. Only four
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at Gibraltar.
From 1880 to 1895 few events of
naval kind interfered with the seren-
ity of Sims career. Life in the
American navy during that period was
a pleasant but a rather useless ex-
istence. The American navy, indeed,
then existed only in skeleton form.
William =. Whitney, it is true, at
tempted to stir it to little life: he
started the construction of the white
Squadron, an aggregation of which
Americans We're immensely proud
then, but which we know did not
amount to much. even for those days.
There was little navy work worthy
of the name: practically no drill, no
target practice, nothing that looked
to making the ships effective en-
gines of war. Sims, as an ensign and
lieutenant, developed a fondness for
reading, but he preferred authors like
Herbert Spencer, Ricardo, and John
Stuart Mill, and the thing furthest
from his aspirations was apparently
to read anything of military nature.
He obtained a profitable leave of