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The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
GOODBY,
WOMEN'S
TROUBLES

The tortures and discomforts Of
weak, lame and aching back, swollen
feet and limbs, weakness. dizziness,
nausea. as rule have their origin in
kidney trouble, not female complaints"
These general symptoms of kidney and
bladder disease are well known-so is
the remedy.
Next time you feel a twinge of pain
in the back or are troubled with head
ache, indigestion, insomnia, irritation
in the bladder or pain in the loins and
lower abdomen, you will find quick and
sure relief in GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
OIL Capsules. This old and tried REM
edy for kidney trouble and allied de-
rangements has stood the test for hun
dreds Of years. 1t does the work.
Pains and troubles vanish and new life
and health will come as you continue
their use. When completely restored
to your usual vigor, continue taking .
capsule or two each day.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Cap
sules are imported from the laborato-
ries at Haar1em, Holland. Do not ac-
cept a. substitute. In sealed boxes,
three sizes.-Adv.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
NOT QUITE TO HIS TASTE
Hunter Liked Bear, AU Right, but
That Particular One Was Not
Done Enough.

bienkins once Joined bear-huntlny
expedition. During the hunt, as he
was resting by the side of a rock
ana talking with another hunter he
began swanking heavily.
II there's anything l dote on it's
bear. A slice of bear steak nicely
done Is just perfect !" he said.
WELL" said his companion look
ing up, I'm hanged If there isn't n
bear now!'
The man who "doted on bear"
looked up. saw an immense grizzly
on the top of the rock, gave u yell
and leaped into the woods and dis
appeared. His companion soon over
took him and said to the fugitive as
he came up:
II thought you liked bear?"
well, l do" said the runaway !;
but that one wasn't done enough"
London Tit-Bits.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
Build Nests Like an Oven.

Do you know how the oven bird got
It's name? Well, it was because its
nest built among the leaves or pine
needles on the ground is arched to give
an ovenlike appearance, says the
American Forestry association. Wash
ington. which is encouraging bird con-
servation through bird-house building
contests among school children and is
conducting national campaign. You
do not see the oven bird sitting on the
topmost twig of tree like some other
members of the feathery tribe, but
he sticks close to the ground, mount.
Ing to the lower branches of tree
only to sing or to scold an INTRUDER.
The song of the oven bird somewhat
resembles the word teacher"
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
It is a physician's prescription.
Swamp-Ro is q strengthening medi.
cine. 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp Root has stood the test of years.
1t is sold by all druggists on its merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has SO many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr..
Kilmer & Co.. Binghamton, N. Y, for .
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
A New Danish harhor.

1t Is reported from Copenhagen that
n new harbor is to be constructed mt
korsor, which is Danish seaport 60
miles west-southwest of Copenhagen.
The cost of this work Is estimated Mt
3O,ooO,oOO kronen and it is stated that
American capital has been interested.
The harbor will have depth of ten
meters rs against nine meters in Co.
penhagen and large quays will be built
with ample facilities for handling mer-
handise.-Scientific American.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
Anxious TO Please.

The mistress of the house engaged
new servant and gave her instruc-
tions how to behave when answering
her bell. One evening she rang for
glass Of milk, and was surprised
to see Martha appear with the glass
grasped In her hand.
"Oh, Martial" she said. always
bring the milk to me on tray"
Martha apologized. and promised to
remember in future.
A week later the bell rang. and the
same request was made. This time
Martha appeared with the tray and
the milk emptied into it.
Anxious to please. she curtsied. and
inquired:
''Shall I bring spoon. ma'am. or
will you lap 1t up?"-London Answers.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

and advise all ailing women to try
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and I will guarantee they will
derive great benefit from Mrs.
FRANK FITZGERALD, 25 N. dist Street,
West Philadelphia, Pa.
There are thousands Of women every.
where in Mrs. Fitzgerald's condition,
suffering from nervousness, backache,
headaches, and other symptoms of q
grateful spirit for health restored which
led her to write this letter SO that other
women may benefit from her experience
and find health as she has done.
For suggestions in regard to your con.
dition write Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass. The result of their
40 years experience is at your service.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
Teach Sailors to Swim.

Merchant mariners must know how
to swim. The United States shipping
board has added lessons in swimming
to its course for apprentices. 1t is said
that any number of seamen. picked Mt
random. and compared with an equal
number Of men picked from land in
dustries. will show about 25 per cent
fewer men able to cnre for themselves
in the water. Many sailors are unable
to swim even few strokes.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
sPoHN MEDICAL CO.,
The Egg Came First.

She was country woman visiting
her niece in large city and on pass
Ing poultry house noticed sign on
blackboard, reading: "Hens, %
cents; ROSTERS, - cents; eggs, 50
cents"
Il have lived in the country all my
life where we raise chickens and eggs"
she coniided to her niece who was
Showing her around, "but l never
s'posed I'd live to see the day, even in
big city, where eggs would sell for
more than the hens that laid EN-"
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
NERVOUS
PROSTRATlON
May be Overcome by Lydia
E. Pinkh.m's Vegetable
Compound This
Letter Proves Il.
West Philadelphia, Pa.-"During tho
thirty years have been married, l have

pecu III DoQ nealth
and had several at
tacks of nervous
prostration until it
seemed as if the
organs In my whole
body " ere worn
out. l was finally
persuaded to try
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Veg e table Com
pound and It made
q well woman Of
me. I can now do
all INV hopaau,ortr
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
Irish convaIescence.

Flows your husband getting along,
Mrs. Fogarty"
"Well. sometimes he's better an
sometimes he's worse, but from the
way he growls an takes on whin he's
better OF thinks he's better whin he's
worse."-BOston Evening Transcript.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
His Mourntnu,

Teddy was inconsolable when his
little dog, Rags, died. To try to make
him forget his loss his aunt had him
accompany her to friends where
there were several other children. But
Teddy sat gloomily on the porch in
stead of Joining in the game on the
lawn.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
- aaHf So -
Out of Line.

While drilling new company, one
of the men was out of line. The officer
called to him. "Step out" but instead
Of Just moving over into place where
he belonged, he went up to the officer
and asked. "What do you want?'
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
Hubby Knew WHEY.

"The mistress says she will be ready
in five minutes"
"All right; I'm going to lie down for
n while. Call me In an hour and
half"
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
GOSHEN. IND. U. S. A.
Destination,

You say you are u lifelong Demo-
crat?"
''Yes, sir That's what 1 am"
''But just what do you mean by
'democrat?"
There's no use to worry in par
ticular about the meaning. Demo
crat' is sort of part Of my name, same
as Bill"
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
LADIES CAN wEAR SHOES

Ono size smaller and shoes last longer
after using Aliens F'oot=Ease, the anti
septic powder for the feet. Shaken into
the shoes and sprtnkled in the foot bath.
Aliens Foot=E Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy: gives instant relief to
corns and bunions, prevents Blisters, Cal
lous and Sore Spots. Sold everywhere.-Ad.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
That Beautiful Dream,

I'm going to get a nice little wife.
I'll have cozy little home, we'll
cooked meals, my slippers ready
warmed for me when l get home Mt
night, my pipe always handy to me
and peace and contentment for the rest
of my days."
You never ought to marry"
"Whyever not?"
"Well, when man has dream like
that he ought not to risk waking up"
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

How would it do to use that chir
on your shoulder to kindle the kitchen
Sre?
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
Great Vegetable Crop.

The value of farm vegetables in
1913 on the farms of the United States
was .246,OOO,OO0. or 7.6 per cent Of
all farm crops a
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

OF great riches there Is no real use,
except 1t be in the distribution; the
rest Is but cunceit-Bacon.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

1t is pleasanter to deal with {
crouch who knows his business thar
with q grinner who doesn't
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
Naturally.

rs your husbands desire to be an
aviator trial to you?'
Indeed, it is soar affliction."
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

Where Feler Needs Friend.
Lapland Lad-Ain't it almost dinner
time ma?
Mother-Good gracious, child! It's
only two weeks since we had break
fast.-Boston Transcript.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
ENOUGH Said.

"He certainly is duck of man."
"Then I needn't inquire If he is in
the SWIM"
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

Agent md Snlesmnn-To supply and sell in
this county an auto speciality OF unusual
merit and in great demand by motorists
EXCLUSIVE rights and no competition. Big
money for spare or whole time. Permanent
increasing business. Get agency American
Sales Agency Co. Pueblo Colo. distributors)
sure Death to Nermin, Bcdbugs. Cockroaches
Ants. Chicken Lice. Flies, Flcas, Mites
Moths; 81. Guaranteed by The Nern Slater
Sanitation Co. so7 18th St, Denver. Colo
w. N. u, DENVER, NO. 21--191e.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

Snowy linens are the pride Of every
housewife. Keep them in that condi-
tion by using Red Cross Bag Blue in
your laundry. 3 cents at grOcers.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

Even costly errors may be cheaper
than idleness.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

Not in lnstaIments.
as he rich?"
very. He paid his income tax In
FULL"
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

None of us have confidence in folks
who are not genuine.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

The words of the silent man are
never repeated In court.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23
Riaht.

Right.
Impatient Diner - Who's waiting
hcle?
Tardy Waiter-Why, you is, boss
Boston Transcript.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

All circumstances are suspicious to
some persons.
The Dolores star., 1919-05-23

Stupid persons are seldom dissatis.
fed with themselves.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28

scif concerning the destruction Of prop
crty of life. the suTerings of French
and Belgian civilians and the ISOLATION
that was left through large sections Of
the country after the. German storm
wave had swept ove:- them.
TIL" one strong passion in this roun-
try Was for France. The one popular
appeal in this county WAS for the re-
storation Of Alsace-Lorr..ine and for
Justice to our sistc- republic. Ameri-
cans are idcaIists in more ways than
one. and Americans nurttued with the
history OF their own country have felt
their hnship with the republi: Of
France and with me French people. 1t
would have been difficulty t. have created
q great deal Of enthu 5tasrr for an alli-
.ance with Great Britain, with Russia or
with Italy. but h:".rica1rs OF every class
gladly welcomed the chance to hight the
battles Of France and to share her bur-
dcns and l:cr danger. Any settlement
Of the var questions that does not d.
make. her rro....arls safe in the future
will not be satisfactory settlement
from tho stand pint Of the American
people.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28
RIPPING RHYMES
HOME 70 Hoosr.
BY WALT MASON.

All evil things come home to
roost. and cause much anguish and
distress; So 1 give righteousness
boost. through selfish motives.
more or less. A man must have a
fair renown If he'd enjoy his jour-
ncy here: must have high credit in
the town and in the country far and
near. A chap may think he'll put
across, unmarked. some little crook
I'd game: but all his profits are Il
loss, for he has soilcd his snowy
fame. Some day when he would
make The race for coroner or county
clerk his misdeeds swat him in the
far" and spoils long years of good
~ work. I'm old and full OF virtue
now. hut never do I cease TO hear
or how 7 kidnapped Iohnston's cow
upon Il distant bygon" year. stand
up in the Sabbath school and hand
out saws and maNins fine. and while
T thus cXpound and drool. ] hear
kids whisper "Johnson's kline
might he honored. now I'm gray. and
have a halo DER my brow. but for
that dark and fatcful day when 7
clipped with Johnston's COW. We
saw II man can live u down If nc
should cheat or lie or steal. but bet
ter is tn" white rcnown that has no
Flemish to conceal The evil birds
arc all unlnnscd in ohr old age. a
nnlsomc host. and trcy como flying
home to rouSt.' just when the blamed
things hurt tho most.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28

League that will unite forces to bring
to terms any second Germany attempt
ing world war; ami to enforce disnr-
mamnnt. and by economic pressure. and
il necessary by military power. prevent
another wicked nation drilling millions
OF men to launch n war upon the theory
Of Germany. 10 wit: War is our best
rational investment. Let other nations
create and amass wealth. and from time
TO time We will go To war and seize II"
Some League tn prevent the revival Of
our people must have-and
will have, at no matter what COST.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28
Our Daily Story
4 w1oup, WICKED WORLD.

Bismark Plug, president Of the Phoc-
nixville Purity League. graspcd tho
stout strangers hand and shook-it' geti-
cally.
sir. I'm shaking the hand Of gem
graduate you"
Sure" sdd.he fat stranger. II can't
soy as | know what it's all about paIs l
don't mind being congratulated, II its
all the samc to YOU"
"Sir, lam shaking the hand OF gen.
tleman"' pursued Plug warmly:
, And hope l may say the same, re-
turned the fat stranger maShnanlmous-
''"1 have been watching you, sir" went
on plug. land out Of all the men on
this windy corner you are the only one
who continued to look the other way
when the ladies' dresses blew ABOVE
INC. .Gh, that" said the fat stranger.
well, you sec, I'm ladies hosiery man,
,,fscturcr, and. what with being SO usca
to models and one thing. and anotheI'
that stuff is just so much shop 10 me.
All the entertainments woke OIL: rs ~
we're. so to spear, you might say.
Bismark Pflug gulped despalringlS
and rushed away to drown MS sorlo"s
! in beaker after foaming beaker Oh lemon
soda, Ad,r,a ,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28
THE GAS TAN FIGHT.

Nv the vote Of nineteen ten Wednesday defeated the
\o and gas tax bill which body Later o" Thurs
aay the Senate recalled second reading 1t is "
xys possible legislative measures" TO urge ' ~
- +. c,r feature was one that some
osaar deemed of moro Importance 90
ar the pnpae concerned is enough " say
@ Inc i, +n r,srbcrs of the Senate had
Of the senator
was in duty bound " vote
considerations and questions Oh oe'S
taot Is Be- against principle involved
Cos n may Of the legislature but Let no
that the fight for gas taxation IN west
1t going on and the w
Virginia for Tecornpense FOR the 0ep " w 49,
What may De more ~
po-tant West Virginia concerned The
believes that 1T can safely say that men VINO
xnat, not from four years from
now and places will think differently and who
differently This contest is going on and IS not going " ~ -
considerations in the campaign OF 1870 Inc proper
is the most important thing that the ~ "
consider 1t IS 1nhnteN " ~
rstro1 bnl that
Virginia
possible debt could have BEEN
This is rich state the
OF tho large majority the men
engaged little consideration for the general wei
for the engaged
particularly in the production ownership represent
single voter in West Virginia family and
sharing ndsn working the territory to
-, , ~ tnn,5nr only of It as means rolling
1t
rs s and ,bsro, measure that the citizenship Of
measure seeking to give
public service and its sole reason for this
its burdens Oh taxation "
Senent
Today the legislature raising increased
Of
before the House " Delegates on "Wednesday shows that the S ~
deficit
patrol bill becomes law this WI" be largely me senate
Virginia needs from the
opportunity raise this
that eventually the people Va would feel
Of special the
DISPOSE
West Virginia This will
the
tho
in
equal
ofrentsn in
capable supplying
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28
WILSON VS.. CLEMENCEAU

A very careful analysis Of the issues
supposed to be dividing the Paris peace
conference is made by the corrcspon-
,dens Of the New York Tribune This
been published in The Intelligencer. that
IMr. Wilson represents one extreme view
;,n the peace conference and Premier
,C3esnenceau represents the opposite OK
i4rsna Mr.. Wilson apparently st*.cds
for the least possible punishment! of
iGerznan crimes. the least possible indHra-
nifty. the least possible surrender OF
sr.srr,nan territory and the earlies. pos
sibIe admission Of Germany on equal
terms into the so-calle6 league Pre-
,osey c1emsnceau, on the other hand. m
sixtr on, the most liberal repafaticn for
tho destruction Of French property and
the surrender Of such German territory
~As viii tend to reduce the danger TO
- France which must result from strong
rSanQ constantly lncnaClnS 'hetttS oIl ANi
- eastern frontier. and. finally. for the re-
! storatton of Franco and Belgium. Of rna-
- chinery removed. manufacturing plants
:; destroyed and cities devastated as we'll
=, as liberal compensation for injury to
= individuals.
~ ~ While the information which filters
...,,from the peace conference COMES to us
:. colored by the views OF the special
s-commttees giving it out to us. there
q. is believed to be the great feature Of
- difference in the conference. a d!f"rsrcs
THAT cannot be easily rcconcilcd. Mr..
~wiIson- who was hailed as tn" savi"r
:-.of France by enthusiastic thousands IL
1.-the streets of Paris. has come t" b" r'-
earded rs, at least. cold towards t'rrn"I'
-.nisfortunes and unsympathctic towards
French aspirations. It is pointed out
'!that he. Of all OF Allied leaders, has per-
.-:sistently failed to visit the portions IF
Erance and Belgium that suited most
from Germanys inscnsatc hate. thu. he
HE'S not seen the devastated cities and
towns and has not sought to inform him.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28
KEEP BOYS OFF TRACK

The Central glass company has erect
cd fence along the Baltimore & Ohio
railroad tracks in the East End TO keep
the boys who nre employed in III" plant
from walking out on the railroad tracks
TIL" factory is situated along the main
lin. of the railroad and tho fast trains
round the curve at Seventeenth and Nc
Cnllurh and are down In The factory
often before the lads arc able 10 get off
Tho track TIL" only way for tho on-
pioyrS to gain admittancc 10 The factory
now is to CROSS tho overhead bridge and
"ntrr via the stairway.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28

Tn" Ohio county draft board Is fin
ish:ng up it's work and has returned
most Of its records to Washington. 1t
is IA pleasure to commend the efficiency
and devotion to duty which the mem
h"rs Of tn" local draft board have gcner-
ally shown. nr. John l., Dickey. Mr.
Andrew Fisher and Judge Ben Funak"r
ia particular nav" civen'Of their services
- the country IL the most liberal meas
ur" and with ilIr SinccrcSt devotion.
Tn"g hay" performed Il very difficult
task IN L highly crcGitahl" and salts
factor: manner.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28
.,,.. where Art rhou7

A group Of housewives were havins
tea torcther at n restaurant, and tax
ing over the events Of the day. Inc
n,eetion under discussion was as 10
who had done most to win the war some
s,iJ IJa;g others Beatty, others Foch.
At last one woman Clipped in.
II dom, know who's done most to WIN
the war" she said. but know VINO
been most talked about.
"Wbo's that" came a chorus. =.
"yEhy this ere Alice Lorraine that
tho French and Germans came to Dio"s
over" .'
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28

The weather man need not think that
anyone expects him to TRIP to keep up the
kicking in at the tail end with snow
storm.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28

Whatever the revenue needs OF West
Virginia, sturdy bunch Of payroll SON.
ators seem to be determined that the gas
companies shah not pay any part Of
them.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28

A 1o-eent levy WILL cost taxpayers of
the First Senatorial district s15o,O0O
per year. That viii be the amount Of
additional taxes they will pay provided
the natural gas tax does not become a
law
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28

League Of Nations proposition in France
and each day brings new bunch Of
Boishevik agitato~s to the front.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28

An early peace or chaos" is tho why
Lloyd George sums up tho situation in
Paris. Chaos seems to be coming faster
than peace does
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28

lowed to be given out each day. There
- almost as much difference between
MY. Wilson's promises and his perform
ances as there is between promises and
perfur mances Of members Of the West
Virginia legislature.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28

The greater the necessity TOT sa'ins'
the greater your opportunity !"
The Intclligencer Want AGE
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28

For concrete stone. brick and tile
building and cement walks. phone +.
J. Gilligan @447-R. nr-22-lmo
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-28

BUY WAR SAVINGS STAMPS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-11-26
Tubercular Hospitals Are Not Dangerous
No Cause For Alarm From The Healthy

THE fear Of Infection from contact
4 with tuberculous patients is stIl
widely prevalent among the laity.
This phthisophobla has often pre-
scented an obstacle to the Institution Of
desired relief measures in the man
agement Of the tuberculous.
The fear born OF ignorance" Is not
directed TO these unfortunates alone.
Even today 1t IS frequently q difficult
task to secure a suitable site for any
contagious disease hospital in the
vicinity Of human habitatlons
The experience Of a community fire.
quented by tuberculous individuals
who live with and among other resi-
dents, with no attempt to segregation
Of the sick from the we'll, ought 20
contribute convincing data A survey
recently made Of the indigenous in
cidence Of tuberculosis at Sarauac
Lake in the Adirondacks affords a
striking Illustration.
This settlement has grown from
small beginnings in the pioneer days