Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1919-03-13

NOW, II some song WrlL6F Will JUST
put Decentralization" to words and
music the roster of war songs will
be complete.
Sergt Eichhorn remarked that
since the coming tax on cigarettes
is so stiff he will probably be able
to use that ~seven-ineh cigarette
holder he received for Christmas.
A dental expert informs US that
the Smack! smack sound made by
people in the movie theater when
the hero wrestles in that fade-out,
lingering kiss causes large per-
centage of decay of the teeth. Why
not blame Charles Chaplin for our
hoof troubles?
America originated the SHELF
game and Germany couldn't locate
the little pea.
An enterprising Baltimore dairy
man loaded three ten-gallon cans OF
sweet milk on a W., b. & A. train
the other morning, and upon ARRIVAL
in camp he. found that he had thirty
gallons of buttermilk and several
pounds of butter. Now don't rush
off and have that churn patented
saw it first.
When you order one of those small
steaks" at 80 cents you Will under
stand what becomes of all those dis
carded leather puttees.
One of the secret wishes we have
been harboring is to read of the
ex-kaiser sitting on his hat.
Famous fractions: "Ten minutes
intermission."
The lady who was so horriied to
see soldiers matching pennies aboard
a train should have seen them gam
bling with their lives in the trenches.
The more think about it the more
am convinced that Kipling dtd5t
meet the same rags an bones and
hanks O. hair" that I have.
suggest that the prohibitionists
begin on any Of the following az
nation wide project:
Abolition of strap-hanging.
Compulsory induction of pork into
Army beans. M
Three-month age limit for pipes.
Putting nearbeer in the luxury
column.
to eight miles.
Regulating use of the nail file.
Universal training for ex-bar-
tenders.
War tax on war stories.
volley ball will introduce you to :
muscles you never knew before.
"And what did you sweeten your
coffee with?" asked the brigadier OF
the overseas chap.
Dreams" replied the soldier. Just :
sweet dreams"
About the only thing some people
will believe is the poison" label on !,
a medicine bottle.
A neglected spouse with a rolling
pin needs no range finder. -
If DIR. Mary Walker had been sub
ject to the draft she'd have made
an excellent K. p.
Aren't you beginning to develop
sort of feeling of contempt for your
surplus Army blankets? Winter is
A. w. o. L. I'm
Prof Phebling. who, carrleasa me-
jority Of the alphabet behind hW
1.-The Law of Struggle" that TIN
paracholical, inconsistent and highI#
pulatory summary by Dr. Braltcf III
plainly speaking, more degratofy am
episoluary to the medical profession
than any like emittance of the pagoh-
gacolistic era and bears paradoxa1is."
Boy! Page Webster, ct al.
The BLACK Hand" must have found
a more profitable recreation than ext
traction by threats. Less violents Hh
hope. M
Song recently dedicated to L@#
Can 'Stalf What Wonderful Chat
He Will Be-" sM
Now watch the circus sideshc2
take on postwar aspect. tnlM
No, Chauncey: "the power OF XIII
press" is not the pressing or III
push button that brings the waiteEB
And or Reliable, the. American /:
eagle, didn't even lose aspin festt
A Baltimore merchant remarks afi#
his knees are sore as a result OF; pRt&
ing for the continuance Of the HEk
conduct" pass. 47fHN
If it is true that "all the worlds q
ex-kaiser wasn't cast even as an una
derstudy to the leading man.
The prosperity and progress Of this .
country depend upon our ability I'd
share in the activities of other peo- !
pie. We can do this best when the
world is in order, and If by any
means could ontar into a oroa-