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The Monticellonian., 1919-06-06
CLIPPINGS FROM THE MONTICELLONIAN OF
 2S YEARS AGO

Messrs. T. Y. and B. r. Lopsr are wrestling With yellow jaua- dice this week. We've been there, and feel for them, but. we are sorry to say, We can't reach them.
 Probate court is in session this week. His Honor, Judge E. K. Haynes, presiding, Clerk, R. L. Hardy, al the desk.
 The iron plate over the door Of Hyatt's new brick broke. one day last week, and a section of the brick-work fell out. The contractors sustain a considera- ble loss.
 I. ". Loper isn't as much of a poet.
 As a sheep is like unto a goat, and doesn't pretend to be. but when it comes to watch. clock and jewelry repairing he is Charley at the wheel.
The Monticellonian., 1919-06-06
WEEKLY G5ES PI..t'<.s
 FOR ALUMNI REUNION.

Fayetteville. Ark. June 4-An Alumni Edition Of tl.e Un- iversity of Arkansas this week. is a forerunner of the annual alumni reunion to-be held at the University during Commence ment Week, June 14-17. The paper contains articles concern ing the reunion and pictures of scenes dear 10 the heart of all Arkansas graduates and former students. A copy of the issue is being sent to every alumnus.
 Events on the Commencement program of especial interest to alumni including the alumni banquet on Monday and a reception given by the President for alumni and members of the senior class. Alumni will als9 take part in new custom. that of the dedication of the senior walk.
The Monticellonian., 1919-06-06

for lack of trained men. Some buyers will grade your cotton Strict Low Middling, and pay you accordingly, when in reality, your cotton is miGdling and you are entitled to the higher price, which is no small gain. You see the necessity of knowing how to grade your own cotton. In four weeks time, We can prepare you to save this year more than double the cost of your learning which is only S30.00.
 We have been asked, How do you teach Cotton Chasing so successfully 2" The one answer is this. We believe the time has come when the South needs to know more about her leading product; when the farmer should know more about marketing the crop which he labors so earnestly to produce; and which means meat, bread and clothing to his family. To this end, we have equipped our department so that efficient teaching may be done. Our teachers understand class ing, buying and selling from a practical standpoint, and are ex- pert in the training of students. Our head teacher of this depart ment is constantly in touch with the Agricultural Department at Washington, D. C. and Austin. Texas, which lends much to his strength. We purchase sam- pies in quantities of three to four thousand, in addition to the Government Types. For full particulars. fill and mail for free catalogue.
 
 l ddracc
 Tyler Commercial College, Iy. Ter Texas.
The Monticellonian., 1919-06-06
HOW ROBINSON
 CRUSOE SAVED.
DeFoe's Beloved Of All Boys. earned Thrift On \ Lonely Island And Is Example.

Robinson Crus6e in the story found few grains of seed that had escaped ruin in the wreck.
 He hankered for a sup of DOT ridge, but he put of the indul- genee and planted the seed.
 4 the years end he had enough to make a handful of cakes that he crayed. But he put of the indulgence and plant ed again.
 fl the second years end he had enough to enjoy and still a plenty for seed.
 Once he got ahead of his needs. there was no limit to what he could raise.
 Every man who has his way to make. is living on Crusoe's Island. He can eat his seed in one mouthful or save 1t and have all he wants.
 Once he gets ahead of his needs, the returns come faster ard faster. Waiting for harvest is tedious. But t pays.
The Monticellonian., 1919-06-06
3rfRE3S
OPPORTUNITY9

For young men and women who learn the cotton business, there is great opportunity. In the South, there are from twelve to fourteen million bales Of cotton raised annually. Every bale has to be classed from one to four times, seldom by the same man twice. Until the last five years, there have been no training schools in this line,
 consequently the supply of men and women for this work is limited. Again. there are being erected in this county thousands of warehouses, and every warehouse requires two or three men to handle the cotton. Commissioner F. C. Weinert of the Market and
 warehouse Department has ap-
 pointed a Board of Examiners to examine applicants for license, as Public Cotton Classers. The license will be issued to any one
 passing this examination and he or she will have the right to engage in the business of Pub lie Cotton Chasing at any place in the state of Texas and to charge for his or her ser vices. These examinations are open to both men and women. Practically every town and vil- lage where cotton is sold will employ one or more licensed Cot ton Classers. The young man or woman trained in the Cotton Chasing Department of ou, school is in a much better posi- ton to accept one of these places than one who has learn ed by guess.
 Every young man of the SoH.!l should know the classification. preservation and handling ef cotton. It is our leading pro duct and will continue to be. Of the worlds production. about sixteen million bales annually. Texas, Oklahoma. Mississippi. Louisiana and Geor- gia supply eighty-fve per cent of this total More money is lost each year by the farmers on the marketing of this product than all other crops combined. The man raising 1t often knows about marketing it. and is therefore wholly at the mercy of the man who is buy ing. The facts are we lose thousands Of dollars each year
The Monticellonian., 1919-06-06
HATCH CHICKENS IN
 JUNE-N0T TO LATE

Let's get over the idea that chickens cannot be matched during the summer and fall. The price of chick ems and eggs will remain high and every farmer can in- crease his poultry production without very much extra cost. Summer chicks should have plenty of protein supplied by bean or peanut meal. There is still time to plant corn, soy-beanS and peanuts for food. Raise bullets for eggs next spring.
The Monticellonian., 1919-06-06

zs.,s to Europe eefx evidence of . sGe- zzzael HiB. However, Hawker laying q game m which ssz.fa.e were at least a hundred eaaaees to one against him. l ne lost. | was but natural Iae am to feel deeply disappoint- over his fsiiere, especially as t appears. it was due a 70 faHl e his own but to trouble Of 2 sort which 1541 hardy have been antieipat- =. And taen too, for the Amer eaa plane tthe NC-4) to com ee the tri2 % quickly and so Faa.agiy saeH after his ms U sEa-hefore even the keen edge cf disappointment had a aIaed by time, was also had for hiaa te bear. However esea though these facts are 5patsd, t is 9 real disap- 95iatment to find. judging from press di patches, the Harry aaser is not 3 good looSer; h lacks in that zaslzt-- which Iz 9 essentially a @ of aa thorough sportsman,
 10 lose gracefully a5 @ wa esr.ag!- The recent
 a London. HaWKsr
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 almost certain death for accomplishment 9 great and t is hoped that the eal1 cited will not seriously din the glory Of his great
 
 or deter him from the t accomplishment Of his pur-
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The Monticellonian., 1919-06-06
GOOD ADVICE

Every man can own his home if he wilI but practice thrift. Self denial today returns in manifold gain tomorrow. Buy W. s. 5. and start your home.
The Monticellonian., 1919-06-06

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The Monticellonian., 1919-06-06
Gatarrha! Deafness Cannot Be Cured

tose- applications, as they cannot reaeh s sae diseased portion e the ear There $ sn.i t 1he Way to cure catarrhal de4insssz. 1.--t.sist t.ist IS by constitutional refaeA3. atarThal Deafness Is caused by .n,, aa.'.se condition oE the mucous Aulns 9I sa.s L1s' sehlan Tube. When this tGae s .-..lS .laea Aou have u rumb.ing sound CT m tAss- ht4rAng, and when k is eatiE-s 5za hsatuess .s the result Unless IF restored to its normal condti3an. hearing -, 45s 9e destroyeG forever. Many eases 9s
 .s'A are caused by catarrh. which Y n unnamed condition of the mucous SIT .ssss. tas Halfs Catarrh Medicine acts taEs s,.e oaooo on the mucous surfaces of 'h' We will give One Hundred Dollars for Eaf Sase or Catarrhal Deafness that eaIlI1. e,,iar. sa oy Halls Gatarrh Medicine eh
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The Monticellonian., 1919-06-06
Pope Haynes
 AbStracter MON TICELLO, ARK

Miss Elmer King has returned to her hone in this city for the summer. Miss King taught at Tillar the past session.
The Monticellonian., 1919-06-06

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GOODWIN
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CASH BUYERS OF Poultry, Eggs. Butter. Beef Hides, Horse Hides, Sheep and Goat Skins. urs' Wool. Feathers. oid Rags, Rubber. Metal Grain Sacks ard Bones.
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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22
Queer Questions Asked
Marine at State Fair

Serg, ! Kelly, IN charge OF the
marine exhibit IN the government
building at the state fair, has given
new name to the building, and one
which. lie SAYS, i, far more appropri.
ate. !, should be The House OF lcor
I.h Questions
According TO Kelly, he is asked
numbcrleSs times each day, questions
which would take the prize at boob
show Here are few samples:
Several people Saturday mstook
the "Y" gun for submarine An
other woman was certain that the tor
pedo was submarine chaser.
That Torpedo.
One man wanted 20 know where the
man SAT who guided the torpedo
Kelly in most dignliied way point
ed out a small knob on top OF the INC
ohanical fish and explained that the
saddle was fastened TO it. and that
the reins led TO projecting ring on
the nose and that jus, before striking
the object ship and exploding the man
Jumped of and swan back 20 his ship
The man swallowed the whole tale.
After Kelly had finished explaining
about the torpedo, its very mechanical
features and points OF interest, one
old gentleman stepped up and asked
Beg pardon Il thi, the big Bertha
with which the Germans shelled pari,
from a 7S-mllc range; -
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22
ARE YOU HOLDING
DOWN A GOOD JOB?
Or Getting Pushed Aside by
Somebody Who Has More
"Pep' and "GO7"

Mich ~ your employer might Ike
Nuu personally. Keen business comneu-
ton dCmauda that he PASS you over
Just az soon M you show signs OF
slipping back mentally or physically
Hu. ft,, II that many people start
s.Ipug back long before they reach
u.udlr age. Their vitality gradually
Hvut,us little extra effort causes
H,uu and physical exhaustion Then
thcr. are ~ many stealthy ailments
which many people permit 10 become
chronic and break down their health
simply because the first symptoms do
not seem to be dangerous Among
ines, may be mrntlned stomach irou-
Ties. indigestion, dyspepsia. eonstipa-
tlon, headache and nervousness.
II YOU feel that your health or vital.
~ is getting weak. start right away
taking Pepsinol. Here 10 a splendid
re,onstructive tonic that will build YOU
up-put visor and strength into Nour
Whole system--make you feel like y
new man or woman, PepsInol Ia
strongly recommended and successfully
vsod for the ailments mentioned above
lit VIII bring you to the table with u
hebr,y appetite. help you get all the
ncurishment possible from your food
Without overtaxing your system.
llcasing and sppc,izing taste indca-
Tive Of the pure and wholesome In
gradients Of which II Is made. rcpsino,
is hest taken before each meal ana At
bedtime When you think Of pep
think of pepsino'
Genuine pepsinol Il made only by the
pcpaN Medicine Co, Memphis Tenn
and is In strict accordance with tho
Medical Standards ~ the United States
Pharmacopea To he convenient for
everybody and yet TO prevent substl-
tutes being sold for Pepsnol We have
appointed a special "Pepslnol Agent
IN each section Of oklahoma City.
Weaver Drug Co, Grand and Hat-
ley.
A. Narvel, Reno and Robinson
klmhrough Dng Co. Corner and
lol ,ustUn streets
Classeu Boulevard Pharmacy. 2oth
1UH CRss,u
Hospital Pharmacy corner s'h and
Dewey streets
orchard Park Pharmacy corner Main
and Western
Look for the 'Frpslnol Agents IN
your locality. (kdy)
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22

One little girl wanted 70 know VI
that lpointing to the torpedo was a
real gun.
One woman wanted 10 know II the
torpedo ran III the water or air.
Fhr With Dummy.
While Kelly was explaining some
OF the points OF the marine service
several girls who apparently were
most interested, started flirting out
rAgeously with a good looking marine
behind Kelly As the marine paid no
attention, the girls grew frantic in
their efforts. Just at this stage Kelly
turned and asked the girls, How do
YOU Ike our dummy" The girls
turned red, green and every other col.
or and lied TO the other end OF the
hail. Kelly hasn't seen them since,
II is remarkable, Kelly says. how
many people will mistake a dummy
for a sure enough marine. Saturday
morning as Kelly was standing still,
looking out the door little girl
walked up and taking him by the
hand. raised his arm and said, Look
papa, here's a marine dummy
The Dummy Winked.
Kelly winked at the father and
clu,ched the child's hand. The little
one drew back in horror and couldn',
be persuaded TO come near Kelly.
One man walked UP and asked
l Kelly If ne was submarine.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22
AUTOMAT Phone
CALLED FAILURE
Corporation Commissioner
Against Change,

The automatic telephone system is
"iizllc' and telephone service in
Oklahoma City is not much worse that
in other sections Of the country.
That's the verdict of r. L. Eehols,
corporation commissioner. who went
10 Dallas some time ago 10 inyes,l-
gate the automatic system with the
view OF establishing it here II il was
regarded success.
II found tha, the business men and
people generally OF Dallas arc abou,
as generally 1 satisfied with the au,
tomato a, We are with the system in
use here, said Nr Echols.
81 think We had better try and I'M
prove the service 3i the present sys-
TEN, instead OF making a change at
this time he added.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22
How to Bdnish Wrinkles
and Crow's S Feet Quickly

u your face is diSliSrcd with wtnkles
10 matter what the cause sou ran quickly
1ispel every line. oytn tho most obstinate
~ usins . simple. home made wash lo-
ties. Merely dissolve an ounce q pow
6ered saxoIits In n half pint witch harel
---iaGsedisnts found IN any drug store.
uatks the face In this. snd--piesto'--you
orarcely bellevs your won eyes when you
hook Into your mirror and behold the mar.
veious transformation
The femarkabls astrinssnt action Of the
asolits so tightsns the skin. wrinkles are
literally pressed out. Best ~ all, this re-
suit IL not purely Temporary. for the lotion
also has u healthfui tonic action which
i,uds ,o'strsngthsn aud tone ~ the weak
ca p.et.d apet s1th oon,ino.G % ssS u shis once
. day for awhile; II cannaf n}1re the most
delicate skin. ThSStrss tmsol ttself leaves
no 'face-no one fYnses the secret OF
YOUR increasing southful oppeeWnoe.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22
Chronic Lingering
Diseases

Oklahoma City has one Of the most
perfectly appointed institution, ior the
Administering OF lntrayenous solu.
tions, setums, etc
A non-surgcal institution for the
treatment Of chronic diseases OF
women and men.
Hundreds OF testimonials on lie.
Special attention given TO the treat
men, OF incipient tuberculosis,
Brighi's disease, Diabetes, Goi,rc,
Stomach and Intestinal trouble, Nerv-
Gus diseases. rheumatism, etc.
Probably the only institution In the
southwest where the French GA can
be obtained Call for booklet The
Inter- State Doctors, SOC Herskowt,
Oklahoma City, Okla.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22
SUFFER|NCS Of
I FLOOD VICTIMS
! ARE REC0UNTED
Island Swept Clear Of All In
habitantS by Waves.

MIAMI. Fla, Sept. 0.-Eleven
days without food or water, twelve
survivors OF the recent hurricane
huddled in a lighthouse on North
Elbow CAY. small island in the
Florida straits, which was swept
clean OF every vestige OF human
habitation during the storm, were To-
Gated yesterday by submarine
chaser which brough, back a story
Ci devastation.
A story OF desti,ution and human
suffering unsurpassed by any that
has come from the storm area huge
waves having swept over the island
taking the sepuchres containing the
bodies OF former inhabitants, i, is re-
ported, and swept all livestock into
the sea, destroyed other supplies
leaving the inhabitants, whose only
hope Of survival lay in the i'm
pregnabili,y OF the lighthouse in
which they gathered, absolutely dcs.
titutc.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22
DON'T Be WITHOUT
SLOAN'S LINIMEN7
Keep it handy-it knows no
equal in relieving pains
and aches.

CLOAN'S LlNlMtNT has been
y sold for IS years. Today, It is
more popular than ever. There
can he but one answer--it produces
results.
Applied withou, rubbing. 1t pene
hates TO the afflicted part, bringing
relief from rheumatic twingc', scia-
tea, sore, s,iti, strained muscles, lame
back. and other exterior pains and
sprains and the result OF exposure. II
leaves no musslneSS, stain, clogged
pores
u, a large bottle for greater econ
omy Keep 1t handy for use whcr
needed. Your druggls, has it Three
sizcS-jSc 7Or 81 40
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22
Didn't Tell.

Master oi the House: why did
YOU tell the mistress what time came
IN this morning, after expressly
paid you and told you not to-"
The Cook: "Sure, sir, an Oi didn',
tell her. She asked me what time you
got III, an Oi tould her Oi was so
busy getting the breakfast that Oi
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22

7 a NJ, wicn 80 degrees was regis
tered.
While this does not break any rec.
ords for low temperature for this
date, i, almost ties the record. This
date last year the minimum record
was the same as this morning. 50 de.
gtee' The minimum for y years is
AZ degrees, on September q, 1895
The forecast for today is fair and
colder.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22
Red Cross Nurses Arc
Reported Marooned

ST. LOUIS. Sept 22.-S,x Red
Cross nurses are marooncd on a
peninsula three miles east OF Corpus
Christi, Texas, according to a ,ele-
gram received today by Alfred FAR
banks, manager OF The Sou,hwe tern
division of the American Red Cross.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22
OLD STUFF.

Mark Sullivan journalist and philosopher the the
ng down have ones clothing burned when worm
When Lanceot's steel suit got mussed
And all the Sirls Of Astolat
Exclaimed, In accents of disgust
mo proper knight would dress like that
The blacksmith turned 1t inside out
And after that the maids would smile
And murmur, ss he walked about
"Aint Lancelot bear for style2'
Ben Franklin, all the summer through
Arrayed himself In rabbit akin
But when the winds OF winter blew
He wisely turned the outside in.
Fine raiment did not dissipate
The savings Of this frugal lad.
For, till he grew to mans estate
One suit OF clothes was all he had
Ourselves, when young dH not frequent
The talors or the clothing store,
But little wealth father spent
Upon the rsment that
He squandered nothing to enrich
The Golfers Of the profiteer.
We had suit Of home spun, which
Our mother turned three times a year.
Wen follow your suggestion, Mark
Well clothes until the day
When, as we'ie walking in the watk
They vanish like the one hose shay
The profiees have got too rough
And need to Learn a thing or two,
But, Mark that inside outside stuff
Did not originate with you!
yrlsht D,rs syndl Inc,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22
New Way to Curl Hair
Fine for Outdoor Girl

Tn. silmerins method OF curling the
hair 10 the proper thing before going mo-
,orins boating or aolfing or induIsins In
any outdoor sport or exercise. THIS will
not only give tho hair the most beautiful
vavy and curly appearance isginabl..
but wind or heat Will not take the curl
out. Tho ourliness 10 quickly acquired and
lasts much longer than where the wavins Z
longs are used B-sldss tho hair will ne
hrisht and lustrous, instead OF dull and
d,sd looking when combed out II will be
~ mica and fluffy ~ II II had Just been
shampoood.
Jus, get a bottle Of liquid siimsrins a.
any drug store. follow tho accompanying
lirections and you will he simply delight.
cd with the result THIS product IL, ~
course. perfectly harmless and there Is
nothing sticky. greasy or UNPLEASANT
about " tAdNi
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22

What do you mean. a submarine :"
Kelly asked.
"Why aren't YOU one OF those icl.
lows wha, 20 down under the wateri"
Kelly begged 20 he excused.
Kelly says some questions asked
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22
MERCURY DROPS
TO 50 DEGREES
Low Temperature RECORD
Not Reached, However

Today is the first day of fail and
indications are that the weather viii
perform according to Hoyle." too
The minimum temperature reached
last night and lhi, morning was of
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22

Queen Wilhelmina OF the Neither.
lands has true woman's love ior
flowers. In the park and conserya
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22

are amusing, but tina, they certainly
are "goat-getters."
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-22

didn't look at the c'oek."-London
Blighty.