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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04

Within ten minutes after an appli.
cation Of Danderine you can not find a
single trace of dandruff or falling hair
and your scalp will not itch, but what
will please you most will be after a few
weeks use, when you see new hair, fine
and doWny at first-yes-but really
new hair-growing all over the scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately dou-
Dles the beauty Of your hair. No diff
ference how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy, just moisten a cloth with Dan
derine and carefully draw it through
your hair, taking one small strand at a
time. The effect is amaZing-your hair
will be light, fluffy and wavy. and have
an appearance Of abundance; an in
comparable lustre, softness and luxu-
rance.
Get a small bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine for a few cents at any drug
store or toilet counter, and prove that
your hair Is as pretty and soft as any
that it has been neglected or injured
ny careless observation-disclosures all-you
surely can have beautiful hair and lots
of it if you will just try a little Dan.
1erine.-Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
His Political Belief.

The question asked for an explana>
ton Of the spells SYSTEM" and how
long did it last?"
A politicians son., the nature Of
whose party vas very evident wrote :
"WheE Andrew Jackson became pres
ident he put all the Republicans eut
If office and tpok in Democrats in
stead. This system was called the
spells system. We still have ii when-
ever a Democrat wins the electinn."-
INDIANAPOLIS Star.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
Your OSeknOWS
- cuaran+eedby
M K417te414 &1@&
s-NCoR0o0ArE0
The Biggest Show.

For about an hour Aunt Mirandy'>
three dusky offspring had been pes
tering" her to take them TO the circus
The big tents had just been pitched
three or four blocks away. and there
was great excitement in the neighbcr
hood.
"Now, you all go on away" cosn-
manded Aunt Mirandy. Il gotta work
TO buy yo' grub an yo' clos. l AIT
got no time to take yO' nowheres."
Den ask pappy to take US" plead
ed II Of the youngsters.
Huh! lo' pa amt got no intrus'
in no circus a-tall. a-tall. No. sub :"
Then after Il pause she added con
t~emptuously: He amt got de
slichtes' ambition for no circus since
he done had de delirious trembles."-
New York Globe.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04

signals that the kidneys need help.
You should use GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem Oil Capsules Immediately. The
soothing, healing oil stimulates the
kidneys, relieves Inflammation and de-
stroys the germs which have caused it.
Go to your druggist today and get a
box OF GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules. In twenty-four hours you
should feel health and vigor returning.
After 0 feel somewhat improved
continue to take one or two capsules
each day, 80 as to keep the irst-class
condition and ward off the danger of
other attacks.
Ask for the original imported GOLD
MEDAL brand. Three sizes. Money re.
funded it they do not help you.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
IT'S NOT YOUR HEART;
IT'S YOUR KIDNEYS

Kidney disease is no respecter Of per-
IONS. A majority Of the ills affecting
people today can be traced back to the
kidney trouble.
The kidneys are the most important
terers Of your blood. If the poisons
which are swept from the tissues by the
blood are not eliminated through the
Kidneys. disease OF n form or another
will claim You as q victirz.
Kidney Esease is usually indicated by
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervousness,
despondeLcy, backache, stomach trou-
BILE, pail. in loins and lower abdomen,
gaIl stones, gravel, rheumatism, sciatica
and lumbago.
All these arrangements are natures
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
Jimmie Knew.

Jimmie had made some hoastful re-
marks as 10 his progress in grammar.
by the way of offsetting his short
comings III the science of numbers.
well. what is Il pronoun, Jimmie"
asked pa.
"A pronoun is a word that stands
for another word.' replied James.
Give me solne examples of a word
that stands for another word" sus-
gested pa.
swell, there's dern an darn an
blame an doggone," said James.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
Filling Him Full.

II haven't had Il bite to eat since
yesterday morning, and whined the
meaSly mendicant.
Indeed Well, then" returned
TennySon j. Daft, the versatile versiti.
cationist, beginning TO paw through
his pockets. HIN. HIM. Where did
| Put It: All. here it is-a poetical de-
scription OF a Rabylonian feast, which
| dashed off last night. | will read ii
to YOU. I'm sure you will appreciate
i:.'-kansas City Star.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
His handicap.

"Herc. you laundering boob What's
the matter with your snarlptl a pedes-
trian who had colIided with Jud J0stl0
Of drudge. who was %wallOping around
in Kansas City's midst. "ConfeuHd
your clumsiness! Why don't you keep
to the rigllt?'
"cuz ! can't" answered the Offend
er. I'm ~left-handed. and / get SO rats
tied that l keep forgetting which 10
Which."-Kansas City Star.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
Hope.

"TH be heartily glad when they get
II airship perfected SO that it can
take a share in general passenger traf-
fic," remarked Mr.. Crosslots.
1T will save time
81 don't mind the time. But l don't
believe they will eve perfect an air
ship that will require a passenger to
hang onto a strap instead of providing
him with d seat"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
Muddy Day.

Henrietta" exclaimed Mr.. MeektOn
all Of a sudden, I'm going to put my
foot down"
Il was just going to speak Of that
she interrupted. You are going to
put both feet down-on that mat on
the front step and wipe them carefully
the next time you come into this
house."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04

When a soldier becomes insane
there is something wrong at head
quarters.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
Service, Please.

The new maid crowded the dinner
on the table and retired to the privacy
Of the kitchen. In answer 70 ii call
from the dining room she replied:
surely you>e is all well and strong
enough to do your own reachin'."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04

A man who ~neglccts his own bust
ness can't be troubled to look after
other peoples affairs.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
Constructive Work,

HeWitt-HeS 4 constructive states
man.
JeWett-I understand he is pretty
good at building political fences.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
Knew What She Wanted.

Mrs. Murphy (shopping)-I want to
see some mirrors.
Shopwalker-Hand mirrors, madam?
Mrs. Murphy-No; some that We can
Bee Yer face ini-London Answers,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04

When a married man has no mind Of
his " his wife is apt to give him a
piece of hers.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
HIS LIFE A R R ONE
The Alternative.

Hubby will not stand these shop
ping bills Of yours any longer.
Wifie--I don't care whether You
stand them or not as long as you
fo0t them.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04

A nan with but one idea is some
times worse than a man with idea
at all.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04

Lots of men know how to cure
hams, but are unable to procure them.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04

Headaches. Bilious Attacks. Indiges,ioa. eEo
cured by taking May Apple. Aloe, Jalap made
Into Pleasant Pellets {Dr. Pierce's). Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04

For sale, alfalfa 50: sweet clover SO pes
hu. John Mulhall, Sioux City, Iowa.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04

w. N. u, SIOUX FALLS. NO. 14--191e
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04

The speechless lady on a 500 gold
piece Is proof positive that silence is
golden.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-04-04
The Decision.

us she good at py~rography?"
"Well. her apple pies amt much,
but she's great on the mince Ones"
New-York tribune., 1919-09-03
Z Tuuks Become Tractors
4S Army Mules Strike
Go TO The Rescue OF lst Dirision
Guns and Wagons Begged
ard Haul Them Ont

NEMpSTEAD, n. Y, Sept. o.-The
volunteers and drafted men have
beaten their swords into ploughshares,
bu, the regular army went them one
better to-day. They turned their tanks
into tractors.
Heavy rains of the last few weeks
have turned the roads, about Camp
Mills here into quagmires that equal
those Of Flanders. Over these NOR
asses all of the guns and wagons of
the LIST Division, cncampcd here, have
20, pass
To-day the mules that have struggled
valiantly through the muck for many
days lay down on their jobs and re-
tGsed to crag the heavily loaded army
wagons any further. Colonel Robert
alexander, formerly in command of the
7Tth Division, and Colonel Charles H.
Smith. who have charge Of the prepa-
rations for housing Pershing's men,
conferred with their transportation Of
ticers, Major George f. r. Taylor and
Lieutenant Harvey Fritz.
A little later, tanks waddled down
through the mud, fastened themselves
to the begged down wagons and pulled
them to solid ground.
New-York tribune., 1919-09-03
Queens Traction
Line Petitions for
Zone Fare Raise
Trolley Company Receiv-
ers Say Refusal Will
Mean Abandonment of
Operation; Face Strike

William R. Bcgg and Arthur c.
Hume, receivers for the Manhattan
and Queens Traction Corporation, oper-
ating a trolley line from the Queens
boro Bridge to Jamaica, applied to the
Public Service Commission yesterday
for permission to put into effect zone
fare system on the line.
The company purposes to establish
two zones, the first extending from
the Manhattan terminal Of the Queens
boro Bridge to Grand Street, Elmhurst,
and the second from Grand Street to
the terminus of the line at Jamaica,
and to make a charge of five cents in
one zone and three cents additional
in tho other.
In financial statement appended to
the application the company points out
that during the twelve months ended
July 81, 1919, without any allowance
Tor depreciation or amortization, it
lost $2,7S4.2S, and that it now has a
deficit of S2S4,104.9 In addition, the
receivers assert $4,000 has been add
ed to the operating expenses Of the
road by a 10 per cent increase in wages
to employees. granted August last, and
that an additional 5 per cent has been
dcmanded tho employees having mott
fed the receivers that they will tie up
the line within the next two weeks un
less this is granted. The increase,
says the statement, will add $4,000 to
the companys expenses.
The receivers further state that the
company needs $4,000 at once to make
needed repairs. Arrearages. taxes and
rentals will require $4,000 more, and
current taxes and rentals Of $4,000
must also be met, the receivers add.
Unless the application is granted they
assert, they will be compelled to aban-
don the operation Of the railway
The company went into the hands of
a receiver on November Is, 1917. The
road is ten and one-half miles long, and
in addition to it's service to Jamaica
operates a local service over the
greensboro Bridge. 1t receives five
cent fare for its through haul. Three
cents for one-way trip and five cents
for round trip is the bridge local fare.
New-York tribune., 1919-09-03
Conductor Escapes.
Death i'm Style of
|Oldti1ne MelOdralna
Unconscious OH Tracks, He
Is Snatched to Safety by
Passing Train Grew Just
as Express Thunders By

HACKENSACK, N. j.. Sept g
William Lodge, sixty-five years old, a
passenger conductor on the West
Shore Railroad, is in the Hackensack k
Hospital with deep cash in his scalp,
a fractured left arm and an over
whelming sense Of gratitude in his
heart. Twice in ten minutes late this
afternoon he missed death by the
width of an cyelash
Lodge was in charge Of the West
Shore express that after leaving Wee
hawken makes no stops until it
reaches Dumont, n. j. The train was
running at fifty miles an hour between
Little Ferry and Ridgeticd Park at
$50 this afternoon, when the conduc-
tor started to go from one car to an
other. He stumbled as he crossed the
swaying platforms and fell.
Has Miraculous Escape
Through luck, the speed of the train
threw him clear of the wheels and his
unconscious body came to rest across
the rails Of the adjoining track No
one saw him fall and his train went on
The New York, Susquehanna g.
W Nestern tracks run parallel to those
used by the West Shore and the On
tario 4 Western at this point. few
minutes later Susquehanna local
came putting along, a minute or so
ahead of an Ontario e. Western ex-
press that was swiftly closing up the
gap between them.
From the cab of the Susquehanna
locomotive William Gould, engineer,
marked a blue bundle lying across the
tracks over which the Ontario and
Western train was speeding, scarcely
mile behind. As he came abreast of
it he saw it was man. Gould set his
brakes. His whistle sh.'ieked the call
for the train crew. The train had no
more than joted to stop when he
swung from his cab and followed by
fireman and brakeman, rushed across
and lifted Lodges unconscious body
from the rails.
Second Narrow Escape
They were carrying him to the bag
gage car when the Ontario and Western
express came laundering by.
Gould backed his train into Ridge
field Park and there an ambulance was
called from Hackensack. In the mean
time memb bcrs of Lodges train crew
discovered that he was missing. The
train stopped near Bogota and brake
men ran back along the track until
they met someone who informed them
that Lodge was safe.
New-York tribune., 1919-09-03
Makes Sign to Husband
In Air; Saves His Life
Woman Holds Aloft Automobile
Wheel to Apprise Him Part
of Plane Had Fallen
.Sncci0L COrresDo,,d,


LAKE PLACID, N. y, Sept. 3
Watching her husbands fight in an
airplane, Mrs. Raymond Stevens, of
New York, saw an object drop from the
plane as it flew over Sentinel Noun
tain three miles away. She suspected
it was q Wheel and Immediately un-
fastened an extra mounted wheel from
her autom obile, and when the plane
hove over the landing field at the
Lake Placid Club Mrs. Stevens held up
the auto wheel as a signal to Lieu
tenant f. G. Davies, the pilot, and her
husband, the passenger
Mr.. Stevens had seen Caproni
wrecked when it lost a wheel in flight
and interpreted his wife's signal to
Lieutenant Davies, who had no hint of
being disabled. Davies flew about the
field while the spectators prayed for
a safe stop, then tilted the plane SO
that it swung around like top on
the remaining wheel and finally stopped
with the nose of the machine in the
ground.
Both men alighted safely. The plane
was only slightly damaged.
New-York tribune., 1919-09-03

izations will proceed directly to Wash
ington. Motor transportation, with
necessary personnel will go overland;
balance Of division by train-.one set
OF trains for infantry and another set
for animal transportation and balance
of personnel.
allowed to parade with their former
organizations, provided they are in
various points of assembly for the
units.
"All combat, field trains and other
animal transportation and mounts, ex-
cept artillery. with necessary personnel,
viii park the night before the parade
in Harlem Speedway l55th Street and
Eighth Avenue) or American League
Park, 167th Street and Broadway.
All foot troops and motorized organ
izations will be brought into the city
tho day of parade. The parade and all
assembly for parade viii be in mass,
i. c.. battaions in line of companies;
companies in column squads; vehicles
and teams four abreast"
The Order of March
The order Of march will be-
Division HEADQUARTERS.
Headquarters Troop.
Headquarters Detachment and miscel-
laneouS Quawermaster units
First Machine Gun Battalion.
Second Field Signal Battalion.
First Engineers and Engineer Train.
First Infantry Brgader Headquarters
and Detachment.
Sixteenth infantry
Eigh teenh Infantry.
Second Machine Gun Battalion
Second Infantry Brigadier Headquarters
and Detachment'
Twcnty-sixth Infantry
Twenty-eighth Infantry.
Third Machine Gun Battalion.
First Field Artillery, Brigade Headquar-
ters and Detachment.
Fifth Field Artillery.
Sixth Field Artillery.
Seventh Field Artillery.
Tlain Headquarters.
Mobile Veterinary Unit.
Military Police.
Motorized battalion, First Ammunition
Train. NJ o. r. s., Horse Section Ammuni-
ton Train.
First Supply Train.
Sanitary Train--Field hospital section.
medical supply unit mobile surgical unit
No. :. r. ambuanc9 section. -,
5. p u. 31S
New-York tribune., 1919-09-03
Boy Strangled to Death
By Rope of Dumbwaiter
Delivery Lads Head Caught in
Moose Which Is Pulled
Taut From Above

Twelve year old Edward Field, of
1891 First Avenue, was stranglcd to
death yesterday in moose formed by
the pulley rope of a dun bwaiter in an
apartment house at 402 West 15Oth
Street.
The boy was employed by William
Van Kora, a peddler, and was deliver
ing a basket of fruit to customer in
the house.
When Edward did not return to the
wagon, Van Kora went into the base
ment and found the lad unconscious,
his head in the dumbwaiter shaft and
the rope drawn tightly about his
throat.
Some one had started to pull the
dumbwaiter up just as the boy was
placing the basket on it, and the moose
had choked him before his cries could
be heard. He died in hospital.
New-York tribune., 1919-09-03

'EHE marriage License Bureau in
BROOKLYN is beginning to feel the
effect of vacation romances. One hun
dred licenses were issued yesterday.
Normally there are only TWENTY-FIVE or
thirty applications. Over their work
the clerks are humming. "If YOU can't
get wife in the summer time, you
can't get wife at ALL"
rNHE police of the West Sixty eighth
n Street station believe Karl Kalvy-
klork must have home somewhere in
New Yo.k. They don't see how he
could possibly have come all the way
from Poland the way he stood before
the desk lieutenant and insisted he had
"no hor e."
Mr.. Kalvykiork attracted attention
yesterday afternoon by posing at the
side Drive in the nude. holding aloft in
his right hand an apple.
81 am Adam" he announced stem
toriously
Patrolman Logan, burdened with
rubbers and raincoat. chased the living
statue from Eighteth to Eighty-sixth
Street before he caught him. At the
station house the prisoner claimed
Poland as his place of origin, but dis
claimed any residence whatever here.
His home for the next few days will
be in the psycopathic ward at Belle
Vue.
MRS. STELLA FARRAR, fifty years
lVA old, jumped from her apartment
at SAP East Scventy-ninth Street yes
day to the courtyard, five flights below.
She died instantly. The police have
New-York tribune., 1919-09-03
Fridiger Asks Court
To Refuse Injunction
Complaint of Sd Avenue Line
Against Amalgamated Men
Attacked

Justice Wagner reserved decision
yesterday on the application of Louis
Fridiger, counsel of the Amalgamated
Association of Street and Electric Rail
way Employees of America, for judg-
ment on the pleadings in an action
brought by the Third Avenue Railroad
Company for an injunction restrain
ing frldlger, Patrick J. Shea, vice-presi-
dent of the association, and thirtv-
four others from inducing employees to
join the union.
Clarence f. Thornall, counsel for the
railroad company, said Fridiger was
basing his argument on the original
complaint, although an amended com
plaint was served yesterday by the
company. This amended complaint
sets forth that in 1916 the Third Ave
nue. Company and it's subsidiaries,
which now carry 100000 passengers
Day, entered into an agreement with
the Amalgamated Association which
provided that in case of dispute the
men should submit report of their
grievances TO the company and if there
is no adjustment the matter should
be submitted to arbitration. A month
after tins agreement was made, the
comp aint goes on, the association in
violation of the agreement called
strike, IN spite of the fact that the
Mayor and the Public Service Commits
sion had stated that if the men went
On strike they would be violating the
agreement.
The company then concluded that the
agreement of the association could not
be relied upon and required employees
desiring to reenter the employ of the
company to agree to give up member
ship in the association or promise not
to become members. Only four of the
400 conductors and motormen refused
to go back under this agreement, it is
alleged, and effort is now being made
to induce the employees to violate this
agreement. The defendants saw that
in joining the Amalgamated the men
are acting on their own initiatiye.
New-York tribune., 1919-09-03
Z of Every 10 on
Probation Make Good

At a conference of probation officers
of the Magistrates Courts held yester-
day at the Office of Chief Magistrate
William McAdoo, Chief Probation Of
ticer Edwin j. Cooley, who presided,
declared:
"Sevcn out of every ten offenders
given second chance on probation
make good. A checking up of the re-
suits of probation revealed some en-
couraging examples vindicating the
value of probation.
"PrOba,ion officers from all parts Of
the city" he continued, "cited as ex-
amples the worth Of probation and the
splendid service given by former pro
bationers during the world war The
records showed that many probationers
had risen from the RANKS"
Mr.. Cooley said that in reviewing
the work of the last year the proba-
ton officers pointed out that each of
them had go to 300 probationers in
their care at all times and that they
were harassed with overwork and in
ability to do anything like careful con
structive work with their charges. He
continued that it was brought to the
attention Of Chief Nty Magistrate Nc
Adoo and the budget committee of the
Board of City Magistrates, who re-
Gently voted to ask the Board of Esti-
mate for additional probation officers
clerks and typists.
There has never been an increase
in the probation staff since it was
organized in March, 1912 Instead, it
has been decreased by six officers.
Since 1912 arraignments in the Magis-
trates' Courts have increased AZ per
cent. convinctions 50 per cent, and the
number placed or probation so per
cent. During 1918 many officers at
times had charge of 25O and 300 fami-
lies. No officer can help properly more
than fifty families at a time
Others who spoke were John T. Cof-
fey. Deputy Chief Probation Officer
or Brooklyn, and George J. Lavender,
deputy in Manhattan and The Bronx
New-York tribune., 1919-09-03
Alleged Cruelty to Sick
Fireman To Be Probed
Mayor Orders Inquiry Into Case
of Injured Man Who Col.
lapsed on Dutv

=, An investigation into the case of
henry f. Williams, a fireman of En-
glne Company Is, who was ordered
back to duty by the Fire Department
medical officer while alleged to be
physically unfit, has been ordered by
Mayor Hylan.
Neither Fire Commissioner Thomas
}: brennan nor Dr.. Joseph F. Smith
chief medical officer of the department
would discuss the case yesterday. Both
declared they had nothing to saw re-.
gardlng the charges of alleged cruelty
brought against the higher officials of
the department. as a result of the in
vestlgation made by the Good Govern.
ment bureau in the Williams case.
New-York tribune., 1919-09-03
Bill to Make Pershing
General Passes Senate
WASHINGTON, Sept. 2-The Sen

WASHINGTON, Sept. 2--The Sen
w ate day passed the bill, al
ready passed by the House, confer
ring the rank Of General for life upon
General Pershing.
1t is planned to have the President
sign the bill tomorrow before he
leaves on his speaking trip. The
President. it is believed, will sent the
nomination to the Senate for con-
cral Pershing lands at New York next
Sunday or Mondty he will be the
possessor of a title borne by only
three other military leaders in the
history Of the nation.
New-York tribune., 1919-09-03
Striking Machinists Held
In Contempt by CroDsev

:, Justice Cropsey, in the Brooklyn
Supreme Court, yesterday, found two
men guilty of contempt Of court for
violating an injunction against inter
ference with workmen of the American
Machine and Foundry Company.
Counsel for the company said Henry
bley, member of the International
Association of Machnsts. Local No *
had beaten Il worker at the plant and
that Alfred Zanelli had made a speech
in streetcar calling workers in the
car "scabs."