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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
HAT RENOVATING.

GET YOUR OLD HATS cleaned. blocked and remodeled to the latest styles; beavers, velours, felts, etc. ] prices reasonable. Royal Hat Rem ovating, 127S Main St., opp. Poli's- Phone Noble 604.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23

MRS HEATON BARNES (Phone Bar 7a22). inspirational speaker,
 First Spiritualist Church, Inc, 1Sl
 State St. Meetings Sundays and Thursdays at 1880 p. n. A1S%it
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
INVESTMENT SECURITIES

NOTES and Commercial paper bought and sold Mort gage foreclosures stopped at once. Lester C. Lowe. Room 40s Wafaaer
 Bldg. Tel. Noble 22S. Dsas"
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23

- Edison Diamond Amberola Fhonograph and records. Call or write I,1 about our free trial offer of machines; all kinds of ma chimes repaired. H. H. Leopold. 1888 Main St. B17aHs
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
BUSINESS OPPoRTUNITIEs

BUSINESS PROPERTY, Stratford Ave, corner Reed St, six stores; Main St, six locations. Charles J. Berger. Tel Barnum 2527 or SS61.
 A23aI%
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
AUTO BODIES.

WE HAVE a large stock Of open and closed Ford delivery bodies for Ford cars ready to mount on chassis. Met ropolitan Auto & Carriage Co.,, ASA Grand St. Phone. Barnum 1882.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
PORTRAITS, FRAMING. ETC.

your loved one's pie
 lures to Steyenson's Studio for copying, framing, etc. Valuable free premiums given every custom er 104 Bank St. PSlas'
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
EMPRESS

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE
 LET US exchange something you want for something you don't want. Mill ford Realty Co.,, Room POT, Conn National Bank BuiltAng. Phone Barnum 1036. A22all II
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
FLORIST
FURNISHED ROOMS

FURNISHED ROOMS-1O4 Bank St. centrally located; single beds. dou- ble and single rooms; light house. keeping rooms; transients accom- mOdated. Enquire Stevenson.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
PIANO TUNING

PIANOS TUNED. Wrozina, expert pi-
 ano and piano player maker and re-
 pairer, late of Fox Piano Co. Bar mum 4229-2 510 Colorado Avenue.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
AUTO ACCESSORIES

TIRES - 32x4 straight side, good shape SEQ; l < in. Stromberg carbu retor, splitdorf magneto, s5. Gun Fer, 32o Connecticut Ave. R2s*u
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
DYEING AND CLEANING
DREssMAKING SCHOOL

MAKE YOUR OWN GARMENTS; expert designs; instructor will open private classes; ladies each; sub feet, Cutting, Fitting, Practical Dressmaking at your residence; lesson 75c. Call 46 Cannon street. Dressmaking School. I14aS"
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23

ALL KINDS second hand tools, dia- monds, watches jewelry, clothing, gold. silver and platinum. The Bridgeport Loan Co. 325 Stratford Av.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES.

GOOD POSITIONS for competent and well recommended housemaids for private families only. Berg's Elm ploymeIt Agency. 666 State St. Barnum 1888. R22aN"
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
ELASTIC STOCKINGS.

TRUSSES. Abdominal Belts, shouI- der braces, rubber shoe ting, hot water bottles. Sick Room Supply Co.,, 27 Cannon St., upstairs. Bar mum 2l44-3.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23

GREAT SALE of Automobile tires, L. s. Miller. Columbia, Ajax. Goodyear soxs, ss: soxs. $l1.5o; sexs st4 s4x4. $50. 1IS2 State St. B1au"
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23

FURs REPAIRED. altered and dyed.
 We sell furs at retail, wholesale
 prices. A Tesiny, Fur Shop, 119
 Broad street, upstairs. I15'u
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
OPTICIAN
PACKAGE DELIVERY

AUTO PACKAGE delivery. Prompt and careful service. Reasonable prices. Samuel L. Talbird, 55 High land Ave. Phone Bar. 4S0. U12aIl'
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
ACCOUNTANT A

ACCOIJNTANT-Pu and auditor.
 Audits Systems, efficiency meth- Uds. Financial tax and income statements. Accounting, bookkeep- ing, etc. Frederick Fish. 26 King St.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
INVESTMENT

LOTS FOR sALE-Buy a lot at Oak Hill, North Main street and raise your own vegetables. Price SPA per lot. Thompson, Yeomans & Svihira, Inc. NeWtleld B!dg:
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
GLASS.

COHENS GLASS STORE - Plato glass, window glass and bent glass for show cases; glass tops for fur niture; Mirrors maoe tC orde% and resilvered. $50 State St., Bridgeport, Conn. Tel. Bar. 25S1. Gf0"tf
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
MACHINERY AND TOOLS

TOOLs-Factory and mill
 supplies. scales, valves, gas and
 gasoline engines. hand trucks, wheelbarrows, split steel and wood puIleys. Fairbanks leather belt ing, shaft couplings and friction clutches--aII in stock at our Bridge port warehouse. The Fairbanks Co.,. Water St. and South Ave, Bridge port. Cont. Phone Barpum 5S73.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
PHYSICAL TREATMENT

LOUIS F. NUTTING. physical treat ments by heat, electricity or manip- ulation. Rooms 309-310, City Saw ings Bank, s52 Main St. Office
 hours week days a. m. to D. m.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23

Try an Advertisement in The Times
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23

R. L. FORBES. Sign and picture painting, gold signs reburnished and made like new. 136 Colorado Ave Phone Bar. 67e0. IT 6ail'
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23

BATHS-Turkish and Russian baths and shower baths 35c. Ladies' day Friday. Special hair cutting. Up- to-deAe shon. 56s Lafayette St
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
INVENTORS

TED-NVENTORS to send for
 one of my booklets on U. s. and
 Foreign patents. Mercer D. Blon- del, Patent Solicitor. Conn Nation al Bank Bldg. B2sHtf
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
LADIES' CUSTOM TAILORING
LOTS FOR SALE

FAIRFIELD AVE-, 1; Poplar St, 2: Mountain Grove St, 4; Fairfield, 3; Main St, near ArInory 2. Charles Berger. Tel. Barnun 252T or 3S61.
 AS3al%
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
SHOE REPAIRING
SIGNS

LET US FIGURE on your signs. Sigma that are signs. Connecticut Sign Go.
 437 Halle.t St. c. Samerotte.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-01-23
HAT SHOP.

DANBURY HAT SHOP - Bring us your old hats. We'll reblock them like new in latest style. Experi-
 enced matters. 1513 Main, opp. Ar mOry. L27aII .
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04
No Money for Luxuries.

Canada comes out Of the world
wnr with n total debt Of -, 900. I.
600. 600, which means about 500
per capita for tho population.
Canada wns in the wnr four
yenrs. The United Statss comes
out of the world war with n
debt of $4,000 900. 600, which
means about $240 per capita.
aud this country was In the war
less than two years. Still there
ore historians who will inform,
the world that the United States
was economically put through
tho war by a democratic admin
i,tration. The war In Europe
cost the Western Hemisphere
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04
portions of di.tricts q ~. s and
4s. The greater part Of this
district II organized will be
within SedRwick county. I
County Stunt, AZ Sehoe3a,

The fret thing that congroee
and the state LEG islatures should
do to improve the railroad situ.
alton is to repeal about nine
tenths of the freak railway leg
islation that has been enacted
during the last twenty Year,.
The roads were 90 ham pered BY
federal and state laws that il
was almost impossible to d.
busines and had not the govern
ment taken them over most OF
them would have gone into
bankruptcy. If the govern.
ment had observed the same
rules that it forced the conpan-
lee to observe, government con.
troll would have been more
stupendous failure than It was.
The government shohld retain
sufficient control to prevent the
abuse Of power. but when the
roads are turned back to; the
owners they should be given
the same freedom Of action thar
the govern ment has exercised,
then there will be efficient OPP
Grafton, the public will be bet
ter served and the roads will
make money. Boulder Newt
Herald.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04
America First.

We can take imports where
our own industries do not yet
provide enough of a supply to
satisfy our demand. In the war
We have set up. for specific ex.
ample, great dye industries and
great chemical Industries. We
have established and are opera
ting great potash industries.
They may not suffice to take
care OF all our needs. and it
will be possible and reasonable
therefore, to letin enough such
foreign products to supplement
our own insufficient products.
But We must not let them in,
even then. ct such tariff rates
% will make an@mic these new
and necessary industries when
just beginning to thrive.
We must not let any foreign
goods flood into our markets to
obliterate whole industries, blot
out many pay-rolls and impov'
erished whole communities ri
men. women aud children.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04
COUNTY SCHOOL NOTES.

Miss Eileen MCGUIRE of Wood
River. Mob. was . caller at this
Office last Saturday. Miss Nc.
CURE has been employed ns
teacher Of the upper grades in
the Amherst consolidated
schools for the coming year.
Messrs. Sullivan. Barley and
Wilterdink. directors of Payton
Valley consolidated school dis.
trict paid this ONCE o visit last
Saturday in the interest of their
school for the coming year.
w. r. johnson resigned the
Office Of President OF Hill top
district and G. w. Clifford has
been appointed to all the vacan
cy.
John Coyne has been awarded
the contract to transport the
children in Liberty district for
the coming year. Mr.. Coyne
agrees that when the roads are
impossible for the truck 10 be
used that he will convey the
children by wagon.
Mrs. Arthur Ahnstsd hns
been appointed secretary Of dis
trict IS instead Of Oscar Fran.
son who failed to qualify.
Miss Rae Crowner hss been
elected teacher of Broadway
school for the coming year.
4. u. DeArmond has been
appointed president Of distric,
Mr.. DsArmond was elected "a
this Office but fsiled to quaiif,
within tho time prescribed by
law.
A special meeting has been
called for the purpose Of organ
ixing a new joint district out oil
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04
Prohibition in Effect.

National war prohibition
went into effect July I. but we
are told that the authorities are
letting the boys down easy.
The saloons will be permitted
to continue the sale Of the "a
per cent beer rs there 10 con-
siderable doubt as to how the
federal court may rule on the
claim by brewers that beer con
tanning that much alcohol 10
not intoxicating but whiskey
and all other unquestioned In
,oxicants will be prohibited.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04
tloboL.. Phlnp. "a 1919

more than $50. oOo. 600. QOo above
the millions of incidentals
charged off to charity and pri
vatelv paid. That il more than
any previous war cost the en-
tire world. by many billiona.
If we blunder into the league
Of nations, the war bills will av
erage billions annually for cen.
tur 60. Americans cannot af-
ford that luxury. Worcester
Telegram.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04
St. Louis brew ers are contin.
uing the manufacture of 2A
per cent beer.

The Denver council by a vote
OF I to 2 recently voted to drop
the street car fare foom Q cents
back to 5 cents.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04

The German Crown Prince
has made his escape from Hol.
land. 1t is reported that he
has returned to Germany but
this would seem to be a pretty
hot place for him just now ard
not as safe u refuge for him a.
Holland.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04

The Attorney General Of Illi-
nois interprets the new state
law of search and seizure to
mean that the state must be
bone dry. That is pretty tough
on many people in some parts
of the state and especially in
Chicago,
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04

The Secretary OF 8tSte rGf1S.
ed to file the petitition recently
tendsred him by voters askine
for referendum vote on the
action of our state legislature
ratifying the prohibition amend
ment to the national constitu.
ton. This refusal was followed
by the bringing of a andamus
action to compel the secretary
to file the petition.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04

Punitive damages. the dis.
memberment of empires. the
establishment of selfish and e.
economic Leagues. we deem in
expedient and in the end worse
than futile. no proper base for
peace of any kind. least Of all
for an enduring peace. From
President Wilson's reply to the
Pope, August "a. 1917.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04

4 Labor organizations have rep.
resentatives appointed to meet
President Wilson on his return
from France and make . de-
mand for referendum vote on
the question Of the prohibition
amendment to the national con
stitution. &
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04

1t is claimed that liquid fire
water has been hidden in the
wyoming mountains. There
will without doubt be a great
stampede of ''prospectors" to
these mountains.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04

The fellows who know best
say that it is cruelty to animals
to shut off all beer in hot wealth
er like this. Would such action
be any more acceptable in right
cold weather.?
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04
cozey Army.

The recent attempt of Coxey
to get into the linelight aGaln
by presenting sensational liter
ature to q congressional COM
mittee, cslls to mind the mar
row escape Holyoke people ins$
sgained they had from being o.
~ inn af MACH q GAHex,n y
NOUS 1rmy. This . the same
Coxey who in 1894 led his army
of unemployed from Denver to
Washington d. c.. going by
way of Julesburg where they
ma,ie a stop to the great annoy.
ance of the people Of that city.
II was no laughing matter for
any town in eastern Colorado to
be threatened with invasion ny
such an army in the year 1894
for the fact of the matter 10 that
grub was decidedly scarce in
this part of the country a.
bout that time aud the people
were not well prepared for such
extra visitors for what might
be quite a visit. Charley Har.
man, with his home In Holyoke
was handling the business on
the Burlington high line at that
time and of course he was not
hankering after any such joy.
ride excursionists over this line
of road. He and other parties
met the Coxeyites at Sterling
and quietly labored with them
to convince them that travel.
ing on the U. +. p. X. was
much preferable to that of the
high line. Whether through
Charley Harmnn's great influ.
ence or through fear Of short
grub on the high line route the
decision was made, we cannot
say. but at any rate the Coxey.
ties went OH down to Julesburg
where they made a stop for
for several days. While there
II wns ruinored at Holyoke that
the Coxey army was thinkin <
seriously Of marching across to
the high line road. This ru.
NOR some what excited Charley
and he gave his men along the
line orders 10 keep q close watch
and awe him n prompt report
Of the approach Of the army.
The agent at Vennngo. Neb..
sent him n report that n body Of
moving objects had been seen
toward the northwest that
without doubt WINS the coming
army. Charley got decidedly
busy rnobilixing n small army.
ordered out u special train from
the round house and away went
the rnilrond forces for the battle
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04

IL On reaching Venaugo.
|swatchman on the water
+ reported an pproachinR
y. but an army Of molten
range cattle instead Of Cox
-, Charley and his army
e home without blood shed
III was q long time before he
I'd the last of his war on the
1eyites,
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1919-07-04

G sasyites.
iaIssl0MERs' PROCEEDINGS
Holyoke, Colo, June 2, 1919.
bard met pursuant to adjourn
nd present, L. p. Foster, chair
u1 and Commissioners Fred Hotal-
IN and A. s. johnson. Minutes Of
Pr ous meeting read and approved.
motion the following claims
~ all,wel:
LSFa Meyer, phone calls,
owed ...............p 20
MB. Purcell, court report
=, allowed. ........ 1000
IN B. Nelson, salary for
by, allowed. .......... 1888
~ inik Viba, Gilbert and
rand case, allowed. 74.O0
81 hdard Drug Store, medi-
I ne poor and fumigating,
- toWcu 'sss'.' Hs~c
A@. Thompson, witness
~ Ses, allowed. .......... $50
p motion board adjourned to meet
G. p. m.
81 bard met pursuant to adjourn
L !, all members Of the board
4 TENT.
= motion the following claims
~ allowed:
xH. Painter, deputy dis
tdct attorney fees, al
p@ed ................$ 1000
I -. r. Peter, salary, mile
E.2De and postage, claimed
Es n35. ~, allowed for. 1922
h y motion board adjourned to meet
~ ;. m. June 8, 1919.
hard ut pursuant to adjourn
n, ~ ns9hsrs Of board present.
GS1sU1t - fl<SS~S1s1ies.fu
construction Of cement walk on south
side Of courthouse square At Ice per
square foot was accepted and county
attorney was instructed 10 draw up
contract and bond for signature Of
the parties interested.
On motion the following Claims
wers allowed.
Farmers Cooperative Co.,
supplies Mrs. Leak, al
lOWeu .......'..' Avo.oh
Ethna L. Harmon, help in
assessors office, allowed 46.l5
w. o. Chamberlin, profess
sional services re fair
grounds, allowed. ....... 4l.2
Ed W. James, jurors, al
lowed .............. iVi.VV
Ed w. James, fees, allowed 2l.s5
Ed W. James, fees, allowed 1890
W. q. Holland, justice Of
peace fees, allowed. 500. AIS
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-16
Let Woman Right Eue,s Wrong
Says Female BILLY Sunday
BIZ M. KERRY.
". Il. A. STAFF CORRESPONDENTS.

NEW YORK, August 16-"Woman
brought sin into the world. didn't she =?
Then surely she should have the right
to help undo the wrong and lead the
world to the Eden above"
That is the answer of Mrs. Aimee
Semple Mcpherson, the pretty 81
year-old Los Angeles woman preacher,
who Is speaking nightly to enormous
audiences of New Workers in her cyan
gelistic campaign. Mrs. Mcpherson is
an ordained minister of the Apostolic
church. I asked her to tell why she
thinks a woman should have the right
to preach the gospel.
"Woman's personality, her tender
sympathies, her simple direct message
the woman-mother heart, brooding
over he world, yearning to help its
waywardNs and daughters-these
are all qualities in favor of her right
to tell the story OF Gods love-" she
replied.
Deborah led forth armies with
cleaning banners. The first salvation
sermon was preached by the woman
at the we'll. 1t was a woman
whom Christ commissioned to preach
the first Easter Sermon.
women were co-laborers with Pc
ter and Paul in their work. But did
not the apostle say, Let your women
keep silence in the churches?' Yes.
but he did not refer to a Cody wo-
mans right to preach the eternal gos-
pei for he also gives specific instruc-
tions as to how a woman should con
duct herself WREN preaching or pray
ing in public. Before I c~onsecrated
nay life to this, service of love for
God and humanity. I was an elocution-
list. No one questioned my right to
amuse the church congregation with
~witticisms and comical ~recitations.
That was speaking in the church.
wasn't it7
'The best reason in favor of a wo-
mans right to preach the gospel Is
that Gods favor has attended ii, and
blessed results follow. Called into
work at II, 1 have been in active SER
vice practically ever since. I have
seen thousands come to the altar,
laden with iniquity, hen rising TO
their feet changed men and women
Mrs. Mcpherson was born in niger
soil, near London, Ont, in Canada.
Contrary to her usual custom, Mrs.
Mcpherson did not cross the continent
in her gospel car She is accom-
panied by her mother. Mrs. Minnie
Kennedy. She has left her young son,
! Rolf. nine years old, and her daughter,
Roberta. at her Los Angeles home.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-16
Are You Perfect Wife?
Are You Perfect Husband?
HOW DO YOU MEASURE UP?

any woman happy. A wife needs
and understanding from a
husband; she must be able to tell him
her worries and troubles and have
him listen. I.
A woman can forgive her husband
much If she knows that with her ana
all others he is strictly honest; that
his integrity is above suspicion ano
that he has a good name to hand
down to her children.
The most appreciated quality in tbs
husband is romantic tenderness. e
husband who will remain b passion
ate and devoted lover to his wife VIII
always hold her love.
Loyalty is one thing absolutely nee
essary in the husband. Many women
have stood all kinds OF abuse from
husbands SO long as they were sure OF
loyalty. That is why loyalty is rated
highest in the last half dozen quail
ties.
LOYALTY too protects the children
! from the visitation of b sins OF the
fathers upOR them
BY economic efficiency / do not
| mean that a nan must be rich, but
he must be able to get and hold a
| job that will provide enough support
for his family.
Magnetism, appreciation and a
| sense of humor are all necessary quail
| ities for q husband. Appreciation OF
his wife and what she does is especial
| ly important. A woman wants to bt
appreciated.
I have put appearance last; the
| handsome man is by no means neces-
sary to a woman's happiness or thu
good of the race. All a woman wants
! is that her man shall have a gooe
| general appearances; she likes him &c
| be erect, clean and wear his clothes
| well.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-16
fashion
Back at Old. As. Tues.

Joanie dear:
I am writing from my old room
at Mrs Glenn's. / feel exactly like an
elderly horse who has been turned
out TO Craze in his old. familiar back
lot after a season of over-strenuous
racing. l am in my blue kimono. hair
down back, bath slippers fiap-fiap-
ping. And as you dress. SO your mood
Is.
Tomorrow / shall be rested. Next
day I shall have my things home from
the laundry Friday my frocks and
frills will all be freshened. Saturday
/ shall be repacked and ready for a
new start. Today I ana meditating,
putting myself to rights, and taking
stock.
Don't think 1 got away from Lively
Beach with perfect ease and SIM
plicity. Jimmie Ross refused to be
shaken off by my mere announcement
that 1 was tired of the hotel and was
going back to town for rest and gen.
eral repairs.
but what about me?" he urged in
that helpless, devoted way the man
you don't want to marry always a
"Don't I come into the picture?"
you've been mighty good to me,
Jimmie" 1 answered, feeling how
stupid it sounded but not knowing
anything better to offer.
'tProve your gratitude We can
motor to town, have tea at my mo-
Tiers, get the license at the Munfci-
pal Building on b way UP. and be
married before 8 O'Clock. It's per
fectly simple"
ut WOULD be perfectly simple not
Co say idiotic. Listen. Jimmie l
saw I had really hurt him. You are
Abe dearest Kid
ooh, cut it. Dorothy. Don't dear
Kid me. Come, how old are you 2"
My real age, or the age I'd give
if 7 were signing a passport"
sfReal," said Jim. I'm trying to
sign you up for life"
'Twenty-six, diminishing on