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The Monticellonian., 1919-10-17

Conway Consistent that the pro posed sta-a college by the Church of Cnrist is certainty leaders in the movement will hold q second meet. ing in Conway Sunday. October l9 to devise further plans for Its estab- 15shmont
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
MARRIED IN BATHING SUITS
Ceremony Certainly Saved Bride and
Groom Considerable Expense in
Wedding Finery.

The funniest wedding | ever saw
was when camping last summer, writes
correspondent of the Chicago Trib-
une. \ girl friend and her father
We're there and she met young man
whom she grew fond of In Il short
time. One night he asked her father
for her hand, but father objected be-
cause of the short acquaintance. The
next morning the couple met and
planned to elope. but somehow father
got wise SO this was spoiled. When
swimming that afternoon they met
again and the girl happened to men
ton that her father had gone to the
village and would not return unit! eve
ming. The boy said: This is our
time. a minister was ON the shore
and they went to him and asked 10 be
married ut once. The ceremony was
performed on the beach the couple
attired in their bathing suits.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
GRIM INAU.

Trapped in the cellar of deserted
country dwelling IA miles from Cleve-
land. Ohio, and mile from any other
habitation, four persons were made
captive and robbed of nearly $4,000 in
cash and jewelry by five armed men.
Albert Won Hoffman Of St Louis ar
rived from Vera Cruz and reported
that he had been help up on a train en-
route to Laredo and robbed of 0,000
and jewelry valued at $4,000.
Lieuts II. g. Peterson and Paul H.
Davis. American army aviators cap
tured by band of Mexican bandits,
are safe on the United States side of
the Mexican border.
Commanding officers of the ports of
embarkation were authorized to remit
uneXpired or executed sentences of
garrison prisoners" received by them
in all cases where the offense had been
a minor one or the sentence imposed
had been three months or less.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
PERSONAL.

John krauSe, known as the Nebraska
potash king, died as a result Of shock
and burns when he was spattered with
burning oil from an explosion OF gaso-
line at Alliance, Neb.
Clark Millikan, who lives In the
northwestern part of Hamilton county
Ohio. went to Noblesville, bought IN
automobile, and drove the machine
home. He is 50 years old and PROB
ably the oldest person in Indiana drlF-
ing an automobile.
Abby Scott Baker, representative OF
the National Women's party, was re-
fused permission TO address the con.
ference of governors at Salt Lake
City.
Mrs. Josephus Daniels, wife of the
secretary of the navy. pressed a but
ton, opening the gates Of the Pearl
Harbor dry dock.
Mark Francis Napier, president OF
Reuters Telegram Company, died at
Inverness of heart failure.
COMMUNICATIVE chief F. Warner Kar-
ling of Kansas City was unanimously
reelected at the convention meeting
of the Veterans of Foreign Wars in
Infantry Hall, Providence, Il. |.
Alberto Santos-D umont, world IA
nous areonaut, first pilot of dirigible
balloon and one of the first to fly an
air-plaine, arrived in New York on the
steamer Nauban from Brazil.
Eugene r Bolden, sailor of he
Great Lakes Naval Training Station,
furnished one of the biggest surprises
of the season when he won the 10
mile national swimming championship
IN the Delaware River, setting new
record for the event. His time was
l hour, SO minutes and 10 seconds.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29

Calomel makes you sick you lose a
DAYS work. Calomel is quicksilver
and it sallvates calomel Injuries your
liver.
If you are bilious, feel lazy, slug
gish and all knocked out, if your bow
els are constipated and your head
aches or stomach is sour, just take
spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver
Tone instead of using sickening' sail
waiting calomel. Dodsons Liver Tone
is real liver medicine. You'll know II
next morning because you VIII wake
up feeling fine, your liver will be WORK
ing. your headache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and bow
els regular. You will feel like work
ing. You'll be cheerful; full OF vigor
and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells you a
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone for a
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29

Rich coal seams, estimated to con-
tain 5000, 900 tons of coal TO the square
mile on the surface, have been located
in Spitzenbersen by Scottish expo
dition under DR.. w. S. Bruce.
The police again raided the Offices
OF The freshman, the leading Sim
Fein newspaper The forms and
proofs that had been run off them were
confscatcd.
Martial law has been proclaimed
throughout Hungary, says a Budapest
dispatch.
Evidence adduced before the French
military court, inquiring into crimes
committed b. the Germans during The
occupation, indicates that charge OF
murder may be brought against Won
Heinrich, former military governor
of Lille
The Japanese government, after ma.
ture deliberation. has informed the
government of Admiral Kolchak tina.
Japan is unable to aeeede TO its re-
quest to send several divisions to as.
slst Kolchak n the war against the
Bolsheviki
The Italian cabinet, the popolo
Romano says, has decided not to levy
tax on inheritances at this time. IN
stead the government will force the
wealthy persons TO grant loans to the
government at very low rate OF In
terest
Jew batting has been revived among
certain reactionary elements, and it is
believed that pogroms are being pre-.
pared, and that the Kurfuersten.
damn, in which most of the rich Jews
OF Berlin live. will some day see saw.
age riots
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
DOMESTIC

Abby Scott Baker representative Of
the National Women,s party, wao came
to Salt Lake recently to canvass the
visiting governors on the question Of
ratifying the national woman suffrage
amendment through calling special leg,
islatlye sessions, was denied permis-
sion TO address the conference.
The Knights OF Columbus have Of.
fered Zoe university and college schol-
arships TO veterans of the var. ire
spectiye of their religious denomina-
lions or beliefs.
Coy. Hart of Washington will call
q special session of the legislature 10
act upon the national woman's suf-
rage amendment, Jan. u next, or
earlier.
The largest ordnance depot in the
United States is To be established at
Fort Bliss within short time.
Four Mexican bandits were killed by
American troops in Mexico. reports
Capt. Leonard Matlaek.
Parcel post sale of the vast surplus
supply of foodstuffs which the war
department is putting on the market
was inaugurated with every postmaster
In the country, except in New York.
New Jersey and Connecticut. Those
states have been allotted their quota
OF food for sale through municipalities
For the first time in history. New
York couple danced TO music PLAYED
IN photograph set in the cockpit tf
The Roosevelt airplane flying 400
feet above them and at speed of
more than loo miles an hour.
Judge Lamm. special master in he
United Railways receiyership suit 81
Louis, Issued an order authorizing Re.
eeiYer Wells to settle all damage
claims filed against the company PRO.
TO the appointment of III. receiver
April l.. The maximum price to he
paid in any settlement 7as fixed at
$500. 81
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
MISCELLANEOUS.

Hearings on the appeal of the attor-
ney general in the controversy over
the price of news print paper will be
held October in New York.
Fifteen ayiators from the field. aided
by details Of Mexican troops ordered
to the search by Gov Estaban Cantu
of Lower California. yainly combed the
timbered hills near Jaeumba, where F.
B. Warehouse and c. II. Connolly. lost
nlers, are reported to have been seen
last on their way here from Yuma,
Ariz
A bill to stop all immigration for
two years and a bill to deport all
aliens WHO drew their first papers in
order to escape military service dur
ing the war was introduced by Chair
man Johnson of the house immigra-
ton committee
A state convention of Irish societies
OF Missouri to protest the ratification
of the League of Nations will be called
within the next thirty days.
Mile. Bourgeois de Mestin lLett. dan.
Ger, who recently arrived in New York.
is said to have insured her classic
limbs for 100000
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
FIGHTS IN SENATE
NEVER OCCUR NOW
LANGUAGE IN DEBATE ALSO is
MORE RESTRAINED THAN IN
THE oLDEN DAYS.
SCRAPS BEFORE CIVIL WAR
Then and During the Years of Recon-
struction, Discussions Were Acrimo-
nlous and Personalities Were Com
mon-House. Too, Behaves Better.
BY EDWARD q. CLARK.

Washington.-The senate of the Uni
ted States is not an altogether amia-
Bile place these days but if the people
are surprised at the occasional sharp
personalities which are exchanged. let
them think for moment how much
better things are today than they were
In the past when there was little or no
check on the tongue and on more than
one occasion no check on the fist.
In sixteen years service in the press
gallery there has come to my know
ledge only one physical encounter on
the floor of the senate. and as that
was In executive session and no one
would talk about ii. the affair Is
shrouded in obscurity to this day so
far as the actual fucts are concerned.
About eighteen years ago two sepa-
tors, members of the same party, rep
resenting the same state. exchanged
blow or two. Both parties to the al
tercation and fist battle of mo-
ment are now dead. Both however.
iived to regret the circumstances.
Today while the League of Nations
Is under discussion there are things
said which senator's are sorry after
ward That they did say. but there hn.
been nothing of the kind which In for
mer years was the generally accepted
thing
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
LABOR.

Union maehinists in Akron, Ohio.
are on strike. They are asking A
hour week and wage increases to 81
an hour. Other demands include Il
scale of Ga cents an hour for helpers
and abolition of hours and premium
systems.
Chicago firms of dyers and clean
sentation by union employees of con
tract calling for increased wages and
reduced working hours.
In St Louis Labor Day parade
will be 1S5 local unions represented.
divided in seven divisions, in which
will be interspersed 80 bands and two
drum corps and more tran 100 floats
1t is estimated the parade will be
about two hours passing given point
A new wages scale of S7b cents an
hour for carpenters will go into effect
Sept. l. This scale will obtain until
Jan. l, when 81 an hour will be de-
manded, according to members of the
ST. Louis Carpenters, District Council.
Representatives of the 100000 mem
bers of the Amalgamated Meat Cut
ters and Butcher Workers of North
America are considering living costs
in relation TO the pay of the packing
house workmen in Kansas City, Kan.
Hearings on salary of postal ED
ployes will be held in a number Of
cities in September and October by the
Joint congressional commission on pos
tai salaries.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
ACCIDENTS.

A storm on the Island of Formosa.
off the Chinese coast. has destroyed
the City of Taito, one of the principal
points on the island
Miss Rose Foster. Grand Rapids,
Mich, balloonist, was killed in the
sight of thousands when she fell see
feet at Marysyille, Ky. Her parachute
failed to open.
Two laborers were blown to pieces
and five seriously hurt at the Aber.
deem proving grounds, near Baltimore.
when a box of experimental super.
sensitive 37-millimeter shells exploded
]. n. Terrell, As years old, tourist
from Ohio, was killed east of Roche.
port when the automobile he was driv-
ing was crowded off the road and
turned over. His wife and 9-year-old
son were uninjured.
No news of the great French air
plane, Goliath, which left Mogader for
Dakar, has been received and there is
much anxiety over the possible fate
Of the machine
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
CaIome| Today! Sick Tomorrow!
| Guarantee Dodson's Liver Tone
Don't take nasty, dangerous calomel when bilious
constipated, headachy. Listen to me!

few cents under my personal gno,.
tee that 1t will clean Your sIna.',
liver better than nasty calome1. J.
won't make you sick and Won can ~
anything you want without being ssa
waited. Your druggist guarantees ,s s.
each spoonful will start yom ,,s"N '
clean your bowels and straiebten VI
up by morning or you get your mo nv
back. Children gladly take Dodson,,
Liver Tone because it is pleasant tsa.
ing and doesn't grippe or cram y,
make them sick.
I am selling millions of bottlos =,
Dodson's Liver Tone 10 peonle nh
have found that this pleasant Won.
table liver medicine takes the place !.
dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle =,
my sound, reliable guarantee. AZ.
your druggist about me.-Adv.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
CONGRESSIONAL

Gen. Pershing, in a cablegram to
opinion that the bodies of American
soldiers who died abroad should be
left near where they fell.
Japan's announcement Of reforms
nothing, according to DR.. Singman
Rhee, provisional president of Korea,
In statement Issued in Washington.
Senator Pittman of Nevada intro
dent Wilson's idea of interpretations
OF the peace treaty separate from the
resolution of ratification.
The proposed treaty by which the
United States would go to the aid OF
France in event of an unprovoked at
tack by Germany is not in conflict
with the constitution, in the opinion OF
the senate judiciary subcommittee ap-
pointed to consider the question.
President Wilson told the senate for
eign relations committee that he could
see no reasonable objection" to IN
depreciation of how the United States
accepts the League of Nations. proyid-
ed such Interpretation did not form a
part OF the formal ratification itself
The house prohibition enforcement
bill as redrafted by subcommittee
was ordered favorably reported to the
senate by the Judiciary committee.
Tin. in pig or in alloy, may now be
imported from Germany under war
trade board regulations. Restrictions
against importation of goods into the
United States from Germany now only
apply to the coal tar products, drugs
and dye stuffs
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
AS YOUNG AS
YOUR KIDNEYS

The secret of youth is ELIMINA-
TON OF POISONS from your body.
This done, you can live to be hundred
and enjoy the good things of life with
rs much pep" as you did when in the
springtime Of youth. Keep your body
in good condition, that's the secret.
Watch the kidneys. They filter and
purify the blood. all of which blood
passes through them once every three
minutes. Keep them clean and in
proper working condition and you have
nothing to fear. Drive the poisonous
wastes and deadly uric acid aecumula-
tons from your system. Take GOLD
MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules and you
will always be in good condition. You
will feel strong and vigorous. with
steady nerves and elastic muscles.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil CAPSULES
are imported direct from the labora-
tories at HARLEM, Holland.
They are a reliable remedy which
has been used by the sturdy Dutch for
over 200 years. and has helped them
to develop into one of the strongest
and hearthiest races of the world Get
them from your druggist Do not take
a substitute. In sealed packages
three sizes-Adv.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
Exit DishtoWels.

No more sticky plates and no iH
dishes dried on dishtowels.
These are two OF the things
which the Y. NJ. e. a. training Snn
for home assistants is standing.
school was started in answer "
demand for home assistants Oh
new domestic service plan which y
come into the central branch emFs
ment bureau. Within the iaS
months 800 calls for home asss''
have come in, and 40 have been '
fully filed. :.
There should never be Ma
plate utter the home assistant h@ .
ished the course. Miss Grae' !
White. placement secretary says :
girls are taught how 10 make tnrp !
soda preparation for cleansing wv
box, the kitchen closets, etc, anu i
to clean sink and Il Kitchen ~
SO that il shines. u
DISHES are never dried win Az
towel, but always Scalded anu '4
to dry without streak.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
In Days Before tho Civil War.

If one wants to read about person
alities. the lie direct and abuse gener-
ally, let him pick up some of the his
tories of senate proceedings prior 70
the days of the war between the states
Some of the debates between Sumner
of Massachusetts, Mason Of Virginia.
Butler of South Carolina in the old
days when read will make people un.
derstand how parliamentary debate
has improved in manners with the
passing of the years.
Even after the Civil war when men
seemingly had had enough of acrimony
there were some highly exciting YER
bal encounters on the floor of the SEN
ate. Men dealt. even as late as the sew
enties, in personalities, sometimes of
cruel kind. even taking advantage
sometimes of an adversary's physical
peculiarities or manherisms in order
To humiliate him.
During the debates of the recon-
struetion period Blaine from the North
and Hill from the South went after
each other with verbal sledge ham
mers and occasionally the debates
waxed so hot that men feared trouble.
The nearest approach to anything OF
serious nature in comparatively re-
cent years was when one senator arose
and calmly said of another senator who
belonged to the same political party
The senator from - does not know
how to debate with gentlemen .
The senator to whom this remark
vas addressed was known as fire
eater. However, he knew his own fnil.
ings of temper and to the utter amaze.
inent of the senate he took the person,
al rebuke with due meekness saying
that he had forgotten himself when he
was talking few minutes before. ant
that perhaps there WAS some justifica
ton at the moment for what was sale
OF him.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
FOR SUMMER COLDS

Nothing gives quicker relief than
Vaeher-Balm.
1t is harmless, and also relieve,
Nervous Headache quickly, and spr
superficial inflammation ia a short
time.
Try ii for Mumps, Hay Fever, or any
pain.
II you cannot buy it locally, send
for Free Sample, and Agents terms
or send soc stamps for 25c tubes
Avoid limitations.
L. w. VACHER, inc. New Orleon,
La.-Adv.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
SAVINGS SILLY; SEE THIS.

Rotten policy to save. Fatal 10
save. Find ont when its too late,
don't want what you've been saving
for-outgrown your impulses. Buried
with your bank book and every one
glad you're dead No-no. Spend
while you're young Get a hold on all
the friendship and all the love within
reach-and then. why then. when
vou,re old. NJ least memories will be
yours as comforters. cur "ohoer'
rul Selves" by Roland Pertwee.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
FAMOUS ApPIAN WAY.

The Appian way was the first great
Roman road formally undertaken as
q public work, II is said It was be
gun in 312 b. C. by Applus Claudiu,
Caecus. Today the Applan way form,
one of the most notable memorials a
antiquity in or near the Eternal CITY
bordered by tombs and the ruins Of
monumental buildings. Long stretches
of the pavement remain perfect. The
width of the Appian sway was from
II to is feet
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
BELCHING
Caused by
Acid-St0macI1

Let EATON1C. the wonderful modern
stomach remedy. give you quick relief
from disgusting belching. food repeatiug.
indigestion. bloated. gassy stomach. dyspep-
STA, heartburn and other stomach miseries
They all caused by Acid-Stomach from
which about nine people out of ten suffer
in one way or another one writes fol
lows: Before 1 used EATONIC, could not
eat a bite without belching IL right up. sour
and bitter. have not had a bit of trouble
since the first tablet"
Millions victims of Acid-Stomach
without knowing it. They are weak and
ailing. have poor digestion. bodies impTop-
erly nourished although they may eat heart
lily. Grave disorders likely TO follow IL
acid stomach is neglected. Cirrhosis OF
the liver, intestinal congestion, gastritis.
catarrh of the stomach-these are only a
few of the many ailments often caused by
Acid stomach
A sufferer from Catarrh OF the stomach
CT IL years standing writes; y had catarrh
Of the stomach for II long years and never
found anything to do any Eood-Just
temporary relief-until l used BATONIC. 1t
Is wonderful remedy and do not want to
b. without it"
II you not feeling quite right-lack
energy and enthusiasm and don't know Just
where TO locate the troubIe-try EATONIC
and see how much better you Will feet in
evtry way.
At all drug stores-a big box for soc and
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
You Know Who He Meant

Bachelor (ehirpily) Well on ~.
how's everything" benedict "
ily)-"Oh, she's all right
We don't care how wise u ia 4..
his wife can prove in five mlnu''
he's a six-cylinder idiot.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
Svppat,ty.

What is that soHg-and-dance team
supposed to be doing?"
Il believe they call their sketch a
Night la Venice.
"Thaaks. These poor Nenetians
must have some awful nights. Dir
bingham Age-Heraid.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
cuticura soothes Baby Rashes.

That itch and burn with hot baths
of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
Nothing better. purer. sweeter, espe-
cially If little of the fragrant CHti-
cura Talcum Is busted ON at the an
ish. 2Sc each everywhere.-Adv.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
Condensed News Items T
SHORT STORIES TERSELY TOLD FOR
THE BENEFIT OF BUSY READERS. r

Industrial organizations of q states,
members Of the National Conference
of State Manufacturers Associations,
at meeting in Chicago, will plan a
fight against government ownership
or operation of railroads, as outlined
in the Plumb plan.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
Coiijdn,t See II.

Fortune Teller (reading cards)-"Iou
have money coming to you, but no sick
ness whatever" Client-"That's singu-
larl I'm the new doctor across the
way"-Boston Transcript.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29

Smiley hope you won't nina IL l
bring couple of friends home to din
Ter tonight. my dear?
Mrs. SmiIey-Oh, no; that Is better
than being brought home by couple
Of friends after dinner.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29

An electric fan properly placed in an
open doorway or window will quickly
case away the flies and mosquitoes
and doubtless scatter the mischief
making microbe.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
Sian, at the Gentle sax

IF Oar was amy sho'-'nuff heautlt,
mermaids,' said Uncle Eben. n lot !,
human ladies would git Jealous al
drown deirse'fs tryin' to initiate ON ,
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1919-08-29
Avoid Extreme Views.

Extreme views are never just some
thing always turns up which disturhs
the calculations formed upon this data
-Disraeli.