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The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
KEEP HOOD FINISH BRIGHT
About Only Way of Eliminating Dull Condition Is to Line With
 Sheet Asbestos.

Many car owners have had the ex- perience of having the finish of the hoods of their new cars suddenly be- come dull, while the rest of the car is still glistening in it's newness. When the hood finish once gets dull it is al- most impossible to bring back the shine without refnishing 1t. The dullness comes of course, from the engine heal. Some owners make the mistake of washing the hood while 1t is hot. and this increases the dull effect About the only way of eliminating this con ditien is to line .he hood with sheet asbestos, which is comparatively cheap carried out by the owner himself.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

bring about the racing boom that auto- mobile men predict for 1919. He is one of the picturesque figures of the War, and his mere entry undoubtedly will draw thousands to the tracks.
 "Rick's" exploits won him deeora- tion after decoration. War censorship allowed only the news of his repeated victories to reach this country, but since the armistice wonderful tales of his daring have come across the ocean.
 It is known he has received the Dis tinguished Service Cross with four oak leaves, equivalent to five citations; the French Groix de Guerre, and the dec oration of the Legion of Honor. He may have been henored even further, but those decorations were officially reported.
 Capt. Rickenbaeker enlisted early in 1917. His first work after reaching France was job as chauffeur to Gen. Pershing. That proved too slow for the daredevil of the speedWays and he secured a transfer to aviation. After completing his course of instruction in April, 1918, he won his title of ace" in one month by bringing down five German planes. Then victories came so fast that "Rickenbaeker downs an other Hun" was headlined in the papers every little while.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
SAGE TEA BEAUTIFIES
 AND DARKENS HAIR
Don't stay Grayl 1t Darkens So Naturally that Nobody
 can Tell.

You can turn gray faded hair beau tifully dark and luStrouS almost over night if you'll get bottle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound at any drug store. NliouS If bottles of this old famous Sage Tea Recipe, improved by the addition of other ingredients. are sold annually says wellshnoWh druggist here, because if darkens the hair so naturally and evenly that no one can tell it has been applied.
 Those whose hair is turning gray or becoming faded have a surprise aWUit- ing them, because after one or two applications the gray hair vanishes and your locks become luXurianuy dark and beautiful
 This is the age of youth. Cray haired. unatractlve folks aren't wanted around. so get husy with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound tonight and youH be delighted with your dark, handsome hair and your youthful appearance within q few blys.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Planting Nut Trees.

Most farms have little rough ground along the bank of a creek, or some other place, that cannot be culti- vated.
 Hickory and black walnut timber is getting scarce and high; and such trees do well in those locations.
 If when the ground is soft in the winter or spring a boy will take c broom stick and punch hole here and there two or three inches deep and drop in hickory nut or black walnut and press down the dirt with his foot, in few years those unsightly places will be covered with an attractive grove, which quite a while later will be valuable timber.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
WEAK KIDNEYS MEAN
 A WEAK L0DY

When you're fifty. your body begins to creak a little at the hinges Motion is more slow and deliberate Not go young ls i used to be s d frequent and unweI- come thought Certain bodily functions upon which good health and good spirits so much depend, are impaired The weak spot Is generally the bladder Unplea ant symptoms show themselves. Painful and annoying complications in other organs arse. Ibs fs particularly trae wlth q det} people If you only know h0w, tMs trouble can he ohv5at,d
 For over 210 wears GOLD MEDAL Haariem OIL has been relieving the tH- convenience and pam due to advancing years 1t is standard. oldtime home reWed. and nccjs no introduction IL Is naw put up in odorless ta-teiese capsules Ihe4e are cas}er md more pleasant to take than the ail n bottles
 Each capsule contains ahout one dose of five drops Take them iust like voH HsaHlI any pill with small swallow of water They soak into the system and throw of the pur=ans which are making you old be fore your time. They HIll quickly relieve
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Shorter Cut Across Adriatie.

At Varano Garganico, province of Foggia, new harbor is being con structed to shorten the distance across the Adriatic sea to Dalmatia. The new harbor will be connected by rail with the interior of Italy. < branch line from Varano to Apricena is be- ing pushed to completion. The work for the harbor construction and the railway will also stamp out malaria in a large district. - Italian-American News Bureau.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

A laxative today saves a sick child tomorrow. Children simply will not take the time from play to empty their bowels, which become clogged up with waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach sour.
 Look at the tongue, mother. If coated. or your child is listless, cross, feverish. breath bad, restless, doesn't eat heartily. full of cold or has sore throat or any other ehildren's ail- ment, give teaspoonful of cali fornia Syrup of Figs" then don't worry, because it is perfectly harm less, and in few hours all this con stipation poison. sour bile and fer menting waste will gently move out of the bowels, and you have well, play ful child again. A thorough inside cleansing" is oftimes all that is neces- sary. It should be the first treatment given in any sickness.
 Beware of counterfeit fig syrups. Ask your druggist for bottle of "Cal- ifornia Syrup of Figs" which has full directions for babies, children of all ages and for sroWn-ups plainly printed on the bottle. Look carefully and see that 1t is made by the cali fornia Fig Syrup Company. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Possible Revocation.

The White Caps drug Andy Whalin out of bed last night, took him to the biz timber, bent him over log and mighty nigh damned the life out of him with hickory gads," related an acquaintance from IIominy Holler His wife came screaming for help. and when a Rasse of uS fellerS got there We found him with Il nighfshirt on. and
 Was that what they whipped him for interestedly asked Gap Johnson of RumpuS Kansas City Star.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way 10 cure Catarrhal Deafness, and that Is hy a constitutional remedy HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System Catarrhal Deafness is caused by an infiamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachau Tube. When this tube is inhamed you have q rumbling sound or imperfect hearing. and when t is entirely closed Deafness is the result. Unless the infia ammatian can be re- dueed and this tube restored 10 lts nor maj condition. hearing may be destroyed forever Many cases of Deafness are caused by Catarrh. which is an inaamed condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
 ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot be cured by HALLS CATARRh MEDICINE.
 F. J. Cheney & Co. Toledo. Ohio.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

those stifened joints, that baelaase rheu- matlsm, lumbago, sciatiea, .gaA stones, gravel, brick dust, etc They are an effective remedy for all diseases of the bladder, kidney, liver, stomach and allied organs.
 GOLD MEDAL HaarIem Oil Capsules cleanse the kidneys and purify the blood They frequently ward of attacks of the dangerous and fatal diseases of the kid. n+ys. They have beneficial effect and often completely cure the diseases If the bodily organs, allied with the bladder and kidneys.
 If you are troubled with soreness across the loins or with simple aches and pains in the back take warning, it may be the preliminary indications of some dreadful maiady which can be warded off or cured If aakeR Fl tune.
 Go to vonr druggist today and get a box ef GOLD MID AH H1afem Oil Capsules Money refunded if they do not help you. IhFer sizes GOLD MEDAL are the pure. original imported Haarlem Oil Capsules. Accept No Substitutes -AdF
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Thinos Makinq for Prosperity.

A well-balaneed city means city in which business can be most economic ally and successfully conducted. Plan ming for good public health, long life and more leisure and contentment for all is necessary. Beautiful parks, fine monuments well-laid-out streets, re- lief from noise, dirt and confusion- all these things and many other are agencies that make not only for the future greatness of the city, but for the happiness and prosperity of its people
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

on an arm secured to a shaft con neeted by lever with the speed gears. Then the pedal is released, throwing in the clutch, and moved forward or backward. according to the speed de- sired Reversal of the automobile is brought about by pressing down the pedal and then throwing it to the left and forward
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Adjust Speed Mechanism.
Gut Battery Separators.

It is possible to cut the little wood- en separators used in the storage bat tery by means of one of the trimming boards that almost any office has, This board comprises a knife with a han dle, the forward end of the knife be- ing riveted to the board so that it can be lifted and lowered. Absolute accuracy can be achieved in cutting the thin slivers of board with this device.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

pivoted shoe resting on rod con trolling the clutch. When the, driver presses the pedal downward with his foot the shoe moves correspondingly, operating the rod attached to the clutch and throwing it out. The pedal, after it has been relieved of the foot pressure, returns to it's former posi- ton, and a spring throws the clutch in again.
 Adjust Speed Mechanism.
 In order to adjust the speed mech anism the pedal is depressed and moved sideways to the right, causing the hollow lever to rest in a socket
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Oil Spark and Throttle Lever.

The car owner should not forget oc- casionally to squirt little oil around the spark and throttle lever connec- tions. Some of the oil will then run down the post and prevent the lever rods from freezing. and thus moving at the same time.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Used to Her Funny Papa.

'Your papa is very funny man, is he not?n asked the visitor of the hu- morist's little daughter.
 q guess strangers think he is," re- piled the little miss, but we are used to him and don't worry about it any more.''
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Ereshen a-HeaYY Skin

With the antiseptic, fascinating Cuti- cura Talcum Powder, an exquisitely scented convenient, economical face skin, baby and dusting powder and perfume. Renders other perfumes su- perfluous. One of the Cuticura Toilet Trio (Soap, Ointment, Talcum) Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Not Susceptible to Experiment.

NOW everything has it's use eN= plained the guy who knows pretty nearly everything and knows it. Fake poison, for example,
 Excuse me- said his long-SHffer- ing friend. as he started to leave. You can take it yourself. if you want to- but you can't work your experiments out on me. Exchange
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

Ameriea's ace of aces, Capt Ed ward Victor Rickenbacker, is the au- tomobile mems great hero of the war; Rickenbacker is America's air cham pion. h the final summing up of the aviation records he was officially cred ited with bringing down twenty-six German planes.
 One story from lover there" relates that he fired the last shot of the war; The story states he was flying over the German lines at 10:59 on the morning of Nov. II, and that he kept his hand on the trigger of his machine gun for just sixty seconds, driving Germans helter-skelter until the min ute was up and the war ended.
 Capt. "Riek" was leader of the 94th aero pursuit squadron. In recent letter he said that on the day the ar mistice went into effect his squadron was transferred from the First army to the Third army, and was the only pursuit squadron in the American fly ing service to accompany the Army of Occupation. This unit was credited with bringing down sixty-nine German planes.
 May Race This Season.
 Capt. Rickenbacker plans to be back in the automobile racing game this Il 1.,
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Bore Holes With Power Drill.

Tn running wires through the apron above the running board the hole need ed should be bored with power drill. A hand drill will probably make an unsightly scar.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Disfranchised.

It Is decided thaf a mans resi- dcnce is where he sleeps" "rhen l can't vote at al1" "Nhy Hotfa
 Bad case of insomnia"
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Inexpensive Tonic.

''What is the best appetizer you know of" asked Smith. The ab- senee of the price of meal" replied Jones.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
FOOT OPERATES
 CAR MECHANISM
Clutch So Arranged That It Will Always Be Out During Shifting
 of the Gears.
PEDAL PRESSED DOWNWARD
After Being Relieved of Foot Pressure 1t Returns to Former Position and Spring Throws the Clutch
 in Again.

The clutch pedal and the gear-shift- ing mechanism have been so combined by E. R. Martino that the clutch will always be out during the shifting of the gears
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Clutch Thrown Out.

Attached to the pedal is a rod ex- tending through piyoted tubular lever Through a slot in the hollow lever runs an elbow rod which has a
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
What Does the Man Weioh?

II an ice wagon weighs 1000 pounds and the ice in the wagon weighs 2000 pounds, what does the man on the rear of the wagon weigh?
 Ice
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

Perhans all things come to him who waits, but there are many thihgs hol worth waiting for.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Tool or [ aIisman ?

Mary Pert-"Thank goodness, have perfect complexion - Kitty Katt-"But you carry haresfoot just for luck?'
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Sounds Like 1t.

"The poet speaks of thal regal lnde lent air she had"
 "T see An ode tn his cook.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

Get your principles straight and the rest is a mere matter of detail.-Na- poleOn.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
The Peace Joh.

The Army Mule-I suppose after I'm demobifizcd some darued cricket will he holding my jab as l kicker.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

Keep clean inside as well outside by taking a gentle laxative al least once q week, such as Doctor Plerce's Pleasant Pellets. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Important to Mothers
A Fair Goal.

"What is that mans business pur- suit?" Making a living. but he's ney- er caught it yet
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

The wind has q great deal to do with making the weather-vane.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
Groves Taste,ess chill Tonic

3FUNt ISItItHb INIII OnIC restores vitality and energy by purifying and en- rlchng the blood. Ton can soon feel it's Strenel h. sntng, lnyigorating Effect. Price 6Je.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

4 long face is poor advertisement
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

proof. Read his leel=iaH ant l8 ,yft he fFffs y5u "one box ol EATONIG will convince the most skePtiaaE II is fAe hest remedy have ever tried for Indigestion.
 Respect flIEy,
 JOSEPH TtGGARF NJ. c. 2d Kan. Dist. Kan. City. Kaas" Nearly all stomac4 trouble is caused by too much acid in th. stomach
 EATONIC neGfralzes the excess acIaity and enables You to eat wnar you like aud digest what you eat in comfort l. keeps me ztalr4+h fin state If perfect healta Here's the secret: EATQNfC takes mo the sciaity, ,tarivcs She gas out of tha Haly=ani the hioat goes with IL Costs only a cent or two a day to use 1t. Get q box today from yoar druggist.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
J. 5. CONGRESSMAN QUICKLY FINDS
 STOMACH RELIEF
Joseph Taggart. NJ. C.. from Kansas. Declares EATONIC Best for
 Indigestion He Ever Used.

A congressman hears many arguments for and against different propositions His mnd is open To conviction. but before he casts his vote 3a any measure Ae insls SIS upon evidence that. on its own weight, carries con XICtl0n
 in the case of EATON It' Joseph T0gsart, Con gTesSman from tbp 2nl Dis frict Kansas City Kans., decided tuat a trial of the remedy itself. would fur-
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14

over F GOO lbs. per year. Lis fit farHers bresd.
 having exro seae. quahtD and quief ten,peraneat.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
a5OlIl beef and Milk

TIIE one breed tna6
 1 exeels in both beef and milk is the Short horn. Shorthorn steers repeatedly broke the records atthe markets n 1918, making the high
 est record en the open market of S20. 50 per cWt. And Shorthorn cows have milk records of
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-14
May Race This Season.

May Race ms Season.
 Capt. Rickenbacker plans to be back in the automobile racing game this season. His presence will do much to
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-11-07
ROYAL HOMES AND PALACES
 ID BE TAKEN

BERLIN, Nov, 7-- By \. P.-- There is a widespread demand that the former royal and princely palaces and castles of this city be utilized to alay the need of dwellings during the coming winter by renting parts of them to people in need of homes. May or Wermuth has sent telegram to the Imperial Wwelliug Commissioner calling his attention to this situation.
 The Commissioner, in reply, says there are in Berlin only six of these buildings, that are large and notable. Of these. the former Emperor's pal ace, in which troops were housed for sometime, vacated and eventually will be made into museum, for works or art.
 The Marshall, the formerly royal stables, also has been occupied by troops but will be turned over to the ,ity of Berlin for administrative ot- fees.
 Montbiiou Chateau was and is a museum and it's big hall is used for trials. The palace of Crown Prince Frederick is being used by the govern ment for an exposition of modern paintings and as headquarters for the Safety Police"
 The palace of the Crown Princess Ceclic is occupied as private residen- ces rented firm the government and has few military bureaus in one sec tion.
 Charlottenburg castle has been us. ed since December lasc as an ortno- pedic hospital, except the middle sec tion which is extraordinarily artistic and historically valuable.
 The palace of Prince August Will helm is rented to two state bureaus and it's library is used for charitable purposes.
 Bellevue castle now houses state and government authorities.
 The Finance Ministry which has been seeking space in some of these palaces found that all the available room had been taken as long ago as last March.
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-11-07
HUSBANDS UNION IS
 HAVING HECK OF A TIME

A hurried meeting of Husbands Union, Mo-, l3, formed at Seward early yesterday morning, was called by the chairman of the probe commit tee at midnight. Trouble has started, all due to the fact that ten of the ori- ginal 13 members have protested against the temporary officers, Dr. Romig, chairman, and F. B. Wood, secretary and financial go-get-em. The ten members, after careful thinking, believed the doctor and undertaken were in a combine, to work together, in case of accidents at riots which might follow when No, lS is fully go- inc and becomes demonStrative. The chief spokesman at the sudden meet ing talked right ont in church. The other nine patted him on the back and the conservation was so fast that Dr. Romig and his alleged co-conspirator had nothing to say. The matter was referred to a committee consisting Of three men it is no matter who they are, for their wives don't know yet they belong to the union and there is no use having a spilling time until No 13 is fully armed, etc. Seven more applications for membership were re- ceived and they were handed to the probe committee now considering 23 names. Fifteen minutes were spent by the members present in lodging artlc- les, supposed to be thrown by irAte wives. These articles were thrown by an air device which has been patentcl by newly-wed at LaTouchc and brought to Seward on q seine boat. Cal. BroSiuS was nOSing around the Sawmill last night, where the meeting was held, but a mysterious phrase whispered in his ear, caused him to beat it quickly towards Resurrection bay and his bunk. The chalrmah or the probe committee will call tho next when the matter of new members and temporary officers will hc reported upon.
 Late this afternoon Dr. Romig and Mir. Wood handed a sealed communi- cation to the Editor of the Gateway. This communication purports to be a general denial of the charges made and plea to submit their case to ar bitration or they will get an injunc- ton against using their names in the manner done last night. !
 Oh yes, at the meeting last night, the Editor was told point blank that he could not join the union, if he even so desired, as he must he neutral and the accredited goAbetween agent in case of disorders in certain families.
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-11-07
RE RESERVATION( MAY YET BE
 LOST

WASHINGTON, Nov, = Presi' dent Wilson and Senator Hitchcock, he'd conference today. The Presi- dert to'I E;tchcock hc would be en- ti.rly satisfied with any reservations the treaty supporters might feel justi- fled in accepting provided they did not nullify the League of Nations and were designed to interpret the treaty terms.
 President Wilson strongly approy- ed of what had already been done and agreed no compromise would be of fcred unless a deadlock was reached.
 Senator Hitchcock is planning to defeat the Foreign Relations commit tees reservations.
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1919-11-07
WILD GAME
 IS SECURED

With a splendid collection of sper'- mems of wild game from Ecnai Pc"- inSula secured on a hunt which lasted approximately two months in the O. zion of Lake Kasailof, Hayward Cut ting, field assistant, Bureau of Biolo- gical survey, Department of Agricul- ture. accompanied by Oliver Wolcott, of Readville, Mass, is now aboard the Northwestern, bound from Seward to Seattle, with his specimens.
 Six rams. three ewes, five mooS', one COW moose, one brown bear and five black bear were killed by Mir. Cut ting and his associate during the hunt. Of the game killed three rams, three ewes. two bull moose, one COW moose and to Sl5l n of the brown bear will b taken Co the bureau of Biological Su'- vey at Washington and will form part of the Surveys exhibit of wild game life in Alaska. The remainder ot the trophies will be taken to the home Of Mir. Cutting in New York City and Mir. Wolcott in Deadville.
 Mr Cutting departed from Seward September |. going as far as Mile 23 on the Government Railroad, at which point he took passage on boat down Lake Keuai and Kenai River to Kenal, From Kenai Mir. Cutting went by boat down the east coast Of Cook Inlet to the KaSilof River then up the river to Lake Kasilof, or as it is shown on the map, Lake TuStemena.
 Mr. Cutting has hunted big game in many parts of the world and has visited many portions of Alaska on previous hunts. The Henai Peninsula is the best game section of the United States, according to Mir. Cutting, and is in no immediate danger of being hunted out"