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The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
by RICHARD SPMLANE

From the tone of the articles ap-
pearing in the English newspapers
sent by British officials and merchants
in India, it appears that Great Britain
has a japanese question in India SO
big that our one out on the Pacific
coast is small by comparison.
When John Bull is touched in his
pocket nerve.~ which means his trade
control. he is touched in a vital spot
1t Is bad enough when a competitor
gets the advantage in a neutral field,
but when a friend and ally throws the
harpoon into the British lion right in
British territory that is awful
The London Times has been awak-
ening the empire to the seriousness of
the situation in Britain's chief de-
pendency. You cannot understand the
Importance OF India to England un-
les you know that India is Great
Britain's chief customer and that In
some lines. cotton manufactures for
example. India took fifty or more per
cent of the whole British exports.
While the European nations were at
war the Japanese had clear sailing in
regard to commerce not only in India
but in all Of Asia and a goodly part
of Africa. The London Times explains
this and also that imports Of Japa-
nese-made goods into India. which in
l916-lsl7 were $4,000 were slll. .66s,-
665 in l9lS-i9. or one-fifth of India's
total
Jap Colonists DeIuge India.
1t is bad enough to get that much of
the trade. but the influx Of japanese
merchants. bankers. statesmen and set
tiers is most threatening. Large col
onies OF Japanese have been estab-
lished In Calcutta and Bombay, and
more and more Japs are coming
monthly. In 1911 there were only 80
Japs in all of India Today there are
100000. The japanese banks have been
established and are growing in i'm
portance. Not only that, but the
Times points out that whereas for
merly such Japanese products as were
used in India were carried in British
ships. financed by British banks and
distributed by British or Indian trad
ers. Today 80 per cent of japanese
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
By HUDSON MAXIM.
Inventor nnd Scientist.

Assuming the success Of DR.. Serge
Voronoff's experiments, it certainly
would be of vast Importance to the
world II intellectual giants like Dar-
win. Spencer, Haeckel, Edison could
be rejuvenated. Herbert Spencer, for
the last ten or fifteen years of his life,
was seriously affected by the en-
croachments of senile decay. and his
great work, The Unification of
knowledge" was arrested before he
had quite completed it.
II Spencer could have had some new
glands substituted for old ones. for
example, new pituitary and thyroid
glands. new adrenals and new inter
stitial glands. he would without doubt
have been greatly retuvenated, and
have been able to give the world the
benefit of vast amount of knowledge
which he was unable to do.
Although the aged ought to die as
a duty to the young, to give the young
ones a chance, still, as in the case of
Herbert Spencer, a few added years
of rejuvenated and invigorated life
would have enabled such an intellect
ual colossus as he to round out his
life work for the benefit Of all coming
generations.
The worlds intellectual giants have
notoriously been men possessed of re-
markable virility in exactly the re-
spect in which DR.. Voronoff hopes to
graft virility. Also. those WHO have
lived to extreme old age have been
men similarly endowed. -. -.
Thomas Parr, who lived to be 152
years of age, and might have lived
longer had he not been invited to the
court Of Charles IL Of England, where
he died Of over-eating, was a man
possessed of most exceptional anna
tory powers. Old Parr married when
over 10.
Petraz CZarten, an Austrian, lived
TO be 1sS years of age, and when he
died In 1724. he left a son Of IS. The
father was. therefore % when the son
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
Start Again.

That industrial disputes be adjusted justice
and right the firm belief of
Locomotive Engineers voiced by their advisory board
The brotherhood of the labor walked
out OF the round table gathering when
facing the wall opposition and the pubc
representatives considered basis of right
But that ndeavor for industrial
the brotherhood This much made boards
of the proposal call conference in language like
this:
I'VE that steps taken to assemble at
Washington industrial commission that will recognize the
rights OF all citizens and not pledged collective
gaining this deiberae on the part of all
concerned for peaceful solution of the
One round table failure hasn't wrecked hope
them revealed rocks be avoided national
By all let have industrial setting for its
soal-"a basis Of right and justice"
Albert doubtless understands hatred of Kings
does not sppyo Kings of countries small risk offending u.s.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
This Medicine Recommended by a Doctor

When a doctor uses a medicine himself
besides prescribing il to his patients, he
must know that it has merit.
This is what DR.. J. H. Wagner, a prom
inent physician of Skate, Kentucky, has to
say about DR.. Hartman's well-known rem
edy, PE-RU-NA: Il have used PE-RU-NA
myself for catarrh, bloating after eating
and other ailments. 1t has proved a sue
cess in all cases with old and young men
and women. All speak we'll of PE-RU-NA.
1t is the best of all tonics."
Dr. Wagner, out of the fuluess Of his
own personal experience, for the good of
all sick and suffering. recommends a med
icine which he knows to be good. You
may be sure a doctor would-not endanger
his personal reputation by endorsing Pc
RU-NA unless satisfied beyond doubt of
its value.
Whether your trouble be cough or 4
cold, or a more subtle catarrhal ELECTION
of the stomach, bowels or other organs,
give PE-RU-NA a trial The immediate
improvement which you will see will sat-
is what you need.
=
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
French Players Here.

The opening performance OF the
French Players from the Theatre
Parisien, New York. at the Shubert-
Garrick this afternoon promises to
be both q social and artistic sue
cess.
Both the French Ambassador and
Gen. Collardet will entertain box
parties while other patrons Of
French art will occupy boxes
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
Women's Legion to Continue.

War taught things did know
Particularly it revealed in women We had thought
and talked of weak sentimental
edge of the side of life
lacking.
Under the impetus of however we
found that able everything
Red Cross bandage the nations making
its munitions of
And merely exceptional women-the
1t of the home chiefly lay the
family
their potentics for the nation
disband their and
con6nc their activities again compass one home
and one family circle
1t therefore particularly
Legion should forward readustment with
call service for the
home during the truly did their folks army
navy and Marine Corps
The legons platform is based and in
the OF continued cooperation
themselves; Of active help rendered returning soldier
lily, and to the nation.
Through the legion the appeal during present
membership the mothers
soldiers and sailors who close each during
anxiety OF times will continue their of during
security Of peace"
TO be united great with all women of
who their fight for
honor which every American And it is
honor the precious because means to be
of service, only each other but those
uons for which American have fought and died"
Its sincerity and nobility evident
will, believe be immediate
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05

veterans Of the civil war. He said his
name is CHARLES Z. HAMPTON and
claimed 70 be q relative Of the late
senator Wade Hampton. who served
as a general In the Confederate army.
I am going to get married and set
tie down 20 q quiet. life" he said.
Nearly all my comrades are going 70
DO likewise ] never knew before what
a strong love of home n born I'm the
breast Of q soldier when he 10 far
In the trenches under ire and expect-
Ing any moment to hear the signal cry
that Q deadly eas cloud 90 coming. the
boys think hard and fast Of home.
they have visions OF mother and OF
the cottage home and pray that die
war may be quickly ended In the
trenches. with No Mans Land before
you. kissing bullets whizzinr overhsaA
making sound like rustiing silk. asd
high explosives bursting an about. =
young man ages in an hour. He
passes from boyhood 70 maturity and
pines for a happy home back IN Gods
land with a loving family clustered all
ABOUT him That 10 the reason sd
many OF my comrades are marrying
splendid American girls. Some could
not wait to reach the States to estab-
lish home where all will be peaceful
and quiet. They brought back French
and English wives"
Thus. this boy in khaki admftte1
that war In he'll, but declared the
reoompense-a happy home and fam
iiy-fully repaid him for the sacrifices =
he made under Old Glory.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05

The feminine club. with the largest
membership In London. has decreed
that hereafter young men must
promise to help do the dishes and aid
in other housework before the girl
can say Yes" to his matrimonial ar
guments.
Serst Earl Van Etten applied for
a temporary job. without pay, the
first day of his honeymoon at Lewis
ton. Me.
"On my honeymoon" he explained.
and want something TO do to take
up my time"
The government announces there
are $500. 10000 pennies in circulation.
And storekeepers announce there now
10 nothing for sale at a penny. No
doubt there will be q surplus OF dol
lars when a dollar won't buy a stick
-. =
! Kansas farm experts have infected
grasshoppers with some contagious
I hopper disease, turning them loose on
their unsuspecting brother hoppers.
Thus they hope to rid the State Of
food-devouring pest. .-...
Savannah, Ga-"AH you. jay-waik-
ers draw near the bar" the judge or
dered. One hundred and fifty persons
rose en- masse and crowded toward
the chancel rail. With an admonition
to walk like city folks henceforth."
they were discharged.
| The, joke: Only two but had lived
all their lives in the city.
A New Yorker. arrested in the
I"German riots" has all the traits
of a southpaw, we are informed by
the sport editor. He (tEe New York.
er. not the sport edD threw six eggs.
lleft-handed, at the opera singers, and
not q single one registered.
Patches and half soles are said
to be popular In even the better-to-do
circles. The other circles seemingly
have nothing to put patches and half
soles on.
| Mt. Carmel, Pa. - Electricians en-
gagged in installing a meter in a resi-
dence here made mistake and
hooked It to a telephone line. Instead
of "hellos" the exchange girls are
getting watts"
Acquiring an education is, at best.
q tough proposition, one OF the drear-
lest (ask your boy) vocations in life.
but drinking at font of knowledge in
Little Rock. Ark, positively is the
limit. There the high school has
ordered the boy students to wear blue
overalls, and the girls to drape their
ankles in something other than silk
stockings.
The Board of Education Of Wash
ington, d. c., has been asked to have
boy students half sole their own
shoes and girl students to take les
sons in darning and mending.
ED PAGE - SUCH IS LIFE >. ....
Crossroads. Ind. - A farmer drove
into town> the other day in a wagon.
having a horse hitched on the one
side Of the wagon tongue and a fliv-
yer on the other side.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
Was STREE Car Daily.

A soIled and yellow copy OF the old
Evening Critic was shown TO SAM
RENDIG. the veteran bailin and
turnkey Of the police court. and he
asked me IL could remember any
thing OF il. history. I informed him
that the paper was FIRST published BY
Ringwalt. Hack and Miller about forty
years ago and circulated free. Its
heading was OF ancient fancy type
suggesting blocks OF wood with q cut
Of q horse car. At that time there
were but two street car lines IN
Washington. the Washington and
Georgetown" Cnow the Capital Trac-
tion), and the Metropolitan Line"
(now the r street branch Of the W
R. a r. Cob. both employing horse
cars. The paper was Issued every,
afternoon on Ninth street, between -
and + streets. and boys circulated It.
principally on the cars OF the two
lines. The proprietors pointed out
that as people from all parts OF the
District trode on the cars more or
less. such circulation would cover A
wide territory and reach many homes
without employing additional distTib-
utors. The late WILL WEST WAS
both editor and reporter. He wrote
his news in brief paragraphs and the
maker-up arranged Il in what was
known in the old days as pyramid
form" He began with a one-wori
paragraph and concluded with one OF
ten lines. When the defendants ia
the star route mail trail sought an
organ. the Evening Critic was select
ed as such. II quickly became a
snappy newspaper, covering all the
news fields and gaining, considerable
circulation.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
JUST IN FUN.

A gentleman from Georgia says the
labor situation in the South reminds
him of this story:
A negro applied to a cotton planta-
ton manager for work.
"All right. said the manager Come
In the morning and I'll put you to
work and pay you what you are
worth"
mo, sub. i can't do that" replied
the negro. Use getting mo- dan dat
now. ."-Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
Edith-Jack's heen calling on me for
six months. Don't you think it's time
he proposed?
Maud-oh. no; It was nearly a year
before he proposed to me.
Employer twho had given his fore
man q. ticket for { pianoforte recitaD
And how did you enjoy the music
last night? +..,
Foreman-I was a bit disappointed,
sir. e wasn't arr as good as my
young Florrie. Why, o played there
for close on two hours and never once
crossed n 'hands-Scottish American.
Il know q man who Is at the turn
ing point Of his life every night"
How can that be?"
He tends the big revolving light
San Francisco Chronicle. .-.s
DO you know what It is to 60 be-
fore an audience?'
mo. spoke before an audience
once. but most of IL went before, /
did. "-Poston Transcript
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
THE WORLD WOULD LEAP AHEAD
IF OLD COULD BE YOUNG AGAIN

Hudson Maxim, inventor of smoke
less powder, was asked for his opinion
on the reported experiments of DIR.
Serge Voronoft, who told Paris sur
geons Of grating the interstitial
glands Of young chimpanzees into the
bodies Of aged men, thereby 'restor-
ing human vlgor. vitality and ambi-
tion.')
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
NEW YORK CITY
By O. o. McINTYRE

New York. Nov. 1
have been away from New York.
For q little while.
And coming under the river. -
sang a song Of siadness.
To be back again.
. For although 1t ls.
The meanest Of cities.
1t Is also the mishtiest.
I love the crowds.
The many millions.
That struggle and blend.
And fuse. y
And I love the massive.
Steel buildings.
Gaunt against the sky.
1ne tralns that flash.
Through the earth.
Roar under the rivers.
Climb out over trestIes.
Spun in the clouds.
love the rosrings.
OF asphalt and cobbIestone.
The din OF the factories.
Where untold thousands.
Slave day and night
In the staccato coughs.
or the ferries and tugs.
And the crash Of avenues.
Ablazs with light
There is a new thrill.
IN the dazzling signs.
Etched against the sky.
There is an Inspiration.
In the pomp and show.
Its vulgar extravassnces.
Its pride and energy.
Ambition and soul.
And even Its sordidne.s.
even thanked.
A little simian runt.
Who drove me home.
In his rattle-trap taxi.
And overchareed me.
BY rs cents.
But It is Just the same.
Wherever you live.
used to feel the same way.
When I'd go back.
To my little home town.
Where they didn't.
Have skyscrapers.
And things like that.
In fact believe
1t is a pretty fair world.
Wherever wa are
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
A LINE O. CHEER
EACH DAY O. THE YEAR
BY John Kendrick Bangs.
AS TO MONEY.

tCopyright 1913. by The Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate.l
The Dollars mighty good to have to
meet the cost o. livin',
And spendin' It 10 pleasant, though
it's not as good as givin',
For it is very certain. though some
folks may think it's funny.
I'd rather do all things for Love
than anything for money.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
Round the Town u gsssEsEsEs. SsES

In dreams escape the hurryfnr
- throng 49,
And noise Of the busy street.
To frsgrent aislss Of the pinsy
Ana ths pur. air. fr,,h aad sweat.
-Margarst Scott Hell.
Cut ost Useiess sskipstsps.s
with the increase OF the rate Of
street railway. fare better ssrvice
was promised. just how efacient the
service will be In the future was
being discussed by q group OF citi-
when HAN" MURRAY said:
Al q starter toward giving the
public better service on the street
railways the Utilities Board should
restore the old order and compel the
companies to stop their cars at all
corners-if not at all corners. at
least at prominent corners that now
are skipped. One essential stopping
place Ia at Ninth and o streets
northwest The cars 60 rattling on
to the next corner. which 10 an un-
important place compared with
Ninth and o. Patrons of the o
street market are now compelled to
carry their loaded baskets an addi-
tional block because the o street
corner is one of the places skipped.
The war In over and more cars are
promised. Then why so many
skips?"
Another member of the group
called attention to the transfer
points. He said stops should be 90
- AA
ring from one line to another will
not be required to cross o roadway
upon which there are tracks OF the
branch line.
The growing list OF trsfic acci-
dents should warn the Utilities
board to safeguard. as far as pos
sible, the patrons of the road at
such places" he said. 1T 10 a safety
FIRST proposition"
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
Diving Monster Of the Air.

ANTONIO vERRoSSO. OF Is H
street northwesc. has as his guest
JOHN PIzzINL OF Connecticut. who
seeks TO have the government adopt
ais combine tion aiIpIane and sub
marine. He rlaiTs to have perfect
that WI descend rapidly while IA
flight and plunge beneath the sur
face Of the sea whe'c il can be read
lily navIG tted. 10 came to this city
while the I:ni;sd states was engaged
In the world war and called or Ad-
miral SMITH at he Navy Depart
ment. He dc ret have mis- plans
with him, but explained as best he
could what his great machine could
accomplish in war. The admiral lis
tened patiently 10 his description OF
the diving monster and then said in
effect that a machine light enough
&c ny could hardly be made heavy
enough to sink as quickly as Pizzini
.sid i would; and dismissed the
To shorten q long story. the in
ventor went lack TO his home. but
has returned to Washington with his
plans. He declares his scheme is
feasible and hopes he can have the
government adopt il.
'Da Gala me da crank" he said.
but da sama peop da calla Messiah
juice Vernee. Meestah Whatceycsllem
Morsa an Messiah de Langley da
crank too. Mebbe da don'ts know
wheta ] got here" and he tapped his
forehead Significantly.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05

When Wilson writes that country finger tips
don't need Cayson very good dav
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
From Cory Chateau ThIerry

Down in front OF the police court a
young soldier who charged across the
gory fields Of Chateau Thierry where
the enemy shells fell like a rain OF
meteors from hell. entertained two
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05

sfy beyond doubt that PE-RU-NA is what you need
PERUNA be purchased anywhere in tablet liquid fo
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05
Such Is Life
As 1t Is Seen
By o. B. JOYFUL

The feminine club. with the largest
membership In London. has decreed
that hereafter young men must
promise to help do the dishes and aid
in other housework before the girl
can say Yes" to his matrimonial ar
guments.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05

ED PAGE - SUCH IS LIFE >. ....
Crossroads. Ind. - A farmer drove
into town> the other day in a wagon,
having a horse hitched on the one
side Of the wagon tongue and a fliv-
yer on the other side.
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05

And now knew how kilograms
day immediate ratification of the
many painful thrsts there in land
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05

The government announces there
are 3,JOo,OOo,oo0 pennies in circulation
And storekeepers announce there now
is nothing for sale at q penny. No
doubt there will be a surplus OF dol
lars when a dollar won't buy a stick
of candy ..>
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05

Serst Earl Van Etten applied for
a temporary job. without pay, the
first day of his honeymoon at Lewis
ton, Me.
On my honeymoon" he explained.
and want something to do to take
UP my time"
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05

Kansas farm experts have infected
grasshoppers with some contag gious
hopper disease, turning them loose on
their unsuspecting brother hoppers.
Thus they hope to rid the State Of
a food-devouring pest. .-..
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05

goods sold in India come in Japanese
steamships. are consigned to Japa-
nese firms and distributed by Japa-
The Washington herald., 1919-11-05

Employer twho had given his fore
man q. ticket for { pianoforte recitaD
And how did you enjoy the music
last uirbfS
Arizona republican., 1919-08-13
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