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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

Building Home-Sylvester Hart is
having excavation made for the base
ment of a house at the corner of
Eighth avenue and Almont. y
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

Patrol Drill, for ceremonial sharp
sly. at 1880 Sunday. Entire personnel
Sshould be present as Companies "A
/ and B will drill together. A. L. Lind
4 strom, captain.-Ady, r.,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17
EAST SIDE BRIEFS

Miss Dora worden of the East
Grand Forks schools is spending the
Easter vacation with friends al
Lengthy, for which point she depart
ed this morning.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

IN Boys and Girls in or under Eighth
8rade, earn $500 in gold by telling
ms why Mother Likes Calumet Best
Send answers to the Herald Office be-
Tore April 18th.-AdV.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

Miss Grace Young, after attending
the entertainment given in honor Of
returned soldiers at Mallory last eve
ming, will remain there for a few days
the guest of her friend. Miss Anna
belle Geddes. =
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

Buys New Property-Miss Gena
Taugbol has purchased the property
at 100 Chestnut street formerly owned
by B. o. Paulsness, and intends to
build a larger and more modern resi-
dence at that location.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

Send For Our New CataIoe on trees
and shrubs-tust out Oscar Wick,
East Grand Forks.-Adv.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

&; Old Resident Here-Bernt Dalluka
01 Garland. Mimi, Who left here
Nineteen years age is visiting here to-
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

T7a Ashes Are Wanted-oRicer Thomas
Z Treacy> of the city health department
asks that all persons having ashes to
dispose Of take them. to the city abat-
) totr. where arrangements have been
made for their disposition.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

Here On Business-P. p, Engh q
McCanna was a business visitor i
Grand Forks, today.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

Vale Banker in Cty-N. H. Knut.
son a banker of Walle, transacted
business in the city today.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

Looks for Location-otto Knapp Of
Rev. Stoeve Improved-Rev. D.
8toeve who has been i'll for several
days is greatly improved and will be
aAble to conduct Easter services.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

Feed Oats-we have large car
choice feed oats on track. Price 72c
Der bushel; large lots. Toe. for delivery
direct from car. O.. J. Barnes Co..
F, ADV.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

Feed os.sLwe have large a
choice feed oats IN track. Price 72c
i per bushel; large lots, zoe. for delivery
\ direct from car. o. ]. Barnes Co.,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

The Annual Meeting Of the Grand
Forks Golf club will be held at the
Commercial club rooms Saturday
night, April 10, at 8 o'clock. Elec-
ton of officers and general business
will come up for discussion. C. G.
Finch, acting secretafy-Adv.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

The Minneapolis Symphony orches-
ira which plays tonight at the Metro
politan opera house arrived from
Winnipeg early this afternoon.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

IN Milk Dealer ,Arrested-Gust Olson.
local milk dealer, was ARRESTED today
charged with selling mink in bulk
contrary to the city ordinance. He
Ftll probably be given a hearing be-
fore Police Magistrate r. j. Purcell.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-04-17

Just received a few new style
boudoir CAPS. made of crepe de
chene, and other silk fabrics COM
bined with lace. They are beau
ties, ..
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-05-15
HER SACRIFICE NOT GREAT
Simple Explanation of Four-Star Sery.
ice Flag That Woman Had So
Proudly Displayed.

One day a woman reporter noticed.
In the front window Of a quaint little
cottage, a service flag proudly bearing
four stars.
"Ah," thought she, "here's real sac
rifice. | guess I'll stop in and get a
story"
She could get no response from her
persistent knocking, and so she went
next door to see what information she
could collect in regard to the cottage
OF the four service stars. Upon ring
ing the neighbor's bell she was con-
fronted by rather stout, elderly wom-
an with merry twinkle in her eye.
Here" thought the young woman,
Is where | get the right side of the
story. Then aloud, she said:
L am newspaper reporter. Can
you tell me something about the peo-
pie next door. No one seems to be at
nome, and | noticed there were four
stars In their service flag. wonder
VINO lives there, and If all the boys
In the family have enlisted"
Ihe woman smiled a bit and replied.
Inc lady's name is Miss Harlan.
Ihem stars is not her sons, them's for
Doarders. Los Angeles Times.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-05-15

Some from here attended tn e
dance in New Centerville Friday
evening.
Otis and Harris Ramberg are
now each the owners OF a new
Oakland six.
5. A. Jackman and daughter Miss
Nettie Jackman, Mr.. and Mrs,
Samuel Phillips, motored to
the S. H. Lewis home near Roberts
and spent the day.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-05-15

c. ]. Jacobson visited at his
parents at River Falls.
Mrs. Rhodn from Pleasant Valley
visited at the H. G. Thone home.
Mrs. |. Thompson and Mrs. o.
Thompson visited al L. K. Larson
one day last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. L. Larson and
family from Beldenvilie visited
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-05-15
NEW CENTERVILLE

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Born TO Mr.. and Mrs. Kimberley
son.
Fishermen are plentiful at Rush
River.
Ladies Aid met with Miss Annie
Owens last Thursday.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-05-15
CLASSIFIED ADS.
HOUSES FOR SALE

For SaIe-New seven room house
on West Side. Coley Krauth.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-05-15
LOST AND FOUND

Lost-A girls gold signet ring
containing the initial L." Finder
return to Hamilton's Cash and Carry
store for reward.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-05-15

Office stationery or all kinds
printed on the best of stock, at
the most reasonable prices 1t the
Journal office
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-05-15
s. Hay and family Sunday.

Mrs. Hay and family Sunday.
Quite few from here attended
the basket social at the Eau Gale
school house Saturday evening.
~ I. :. I. I. 1. r..
=
+ PLEASANT VALLEY +
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9ss5a33].s.1.s..4.f.* f.f4.*tt ID
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Thoen were
River Falls shoppers Saturday.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Mr. and Mrs Fl. NJ Holiday arrived
at the home OF Mr. and Mrs Ernest
Flowers last Saturday, in company
with Mr.. and Mrs. W. C. Yates. On
Sunday Mrs. Flo sers and Mrs. Burton
Yates spread a delightful dinner, and
a number of relatives and friends
vera invited,
Mr.. II. Oonnecke and wife. Of New
Orleans, arrived last Monday to spend
a few days at the home Of his brother
in.law, Mr.. W E. Todd. Mr.. Cor.
necke's wife was Miss Annie Walford
He is engaged ia the banking business
in New Orleans and Mr. Geo Walford
another brother-in-law, is his cashier.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

SURG EoNs agree that in cases Q
Cuts, Burns, Bruises and Wounds,
the FIRST TREATMENT is most
important. When an EFFICIENT
antiseptic is applied promptly, there
is no danger of infection and the
wound begins to heal at once. For
use on man or beast, BOROZONE is
the IDEAL ANTISEPTIC and
HEALING AGENT. Buy it now
and be ready for an emergency. Sold
by Paul Drug. Adv
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19
Public Sale.

On Saturday, November %, 1919.
1 will sell to the highest bidder, on
my farm, known as the G. S. Harris
property, the following:
Two good mules.
One good five 5 year old COW
Twenty head of sheep.
Farming tools machinery
Household and Kitchen Furniture.
A lot of fodder.
Many other articles too numerous
to mention.
Sale will begin at 9: A. M.
John d. Turner.
B. G. Redmon, Auctioneer.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19
Markets.

Louisville, Nov. 10. Cattle Prime
export steers s12 OO@l3 OO;heavy ship,
ing IL. COO IL 90; light 5000; heifers
So. OO@11.5O fat COWS, 81. 5O@11 90; me-
dunn S.. rs to Z 5O;cutters $5.@6.75 can
nerss4. 1905. 90; bulls s6.OO@7. 5o;feeders
$90l1 90; stockers 81. 90 to s1O.25 choice
mtlch COWS s95(0115; medium S65(995;
common s5O(065.
Calves Receipts 469 head. Price
steady. Choice veals $l4 50915 90
medium 7.5O@1O so; common 5 0O@7.
Hogs-Receipts 1859 head. Demands
was good. Best hogs los lbs and
up 1900; 100 to 165 lbs sl475; 12O lbs
down $14.25 throwouts $1S 90 down.
Sheep and Lambs Receipts, 81 head
market steady all through, best lambs
s12 OO@ seconds 79S Best sheep $500
bucks s4.OO down.
Butter-Country 4O(64ic lb.
Eggs-Fresh, case count candled
55c to SIC
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Irregular bowel movements lead
chronic constipation and constlpated
habit fills the system with Impurities
HERBINE is great bowel regulator.
1t purifes the system, Vitalizes the
blood and puts the digestive organs
in< fine vigorous condition Sold by
PAUL Drug Co Adv
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19
Local News
Mr.. Garnett Grows Classic and
Reminiscent On pipes.
louisville Times ]

In presenting a friend from the
"yaller pryor patch" with an old
fashioned cob pipe. James Garnett,
former Attorney General and promi-
nent Louisville la wyer, wrote the fol-
lowing classical invocation over the
joys about TO arise from the rugged
bowl:
In the good old days when wood was
fuel and cobs were pipes, Eugene
Newman was the recognized Emperor
of Chicken Bristle, which village is
located equi distant between Glasgow,
MunfordsviIle and Greensburg, and is
sometimes called Frederick or La
fayette, but is known TO the Post
Office Department as Center" 10
seph Philpott was the proprietor of
the Good Samaritan Tavern, which
was the political center for that Sec
tion Of the State. In those days it
was mark of distinction to be called
a Democrat who never scratched a
ticket, and our ancestors were very
proud of their continued allegiance to
the principles of the party of Jeffer-
son
When one of the old and most promi-
nent citizens of that section died,
Shelf FarriS, neighbor and lifelong
friend, was called upon to say few
words at the funeral. Shelf was some
what embarrassed, but realizing that
it was hisyduty to speak in the most
complimentary terms of his departed
friend, and afterI looking upon the face
of the dead neighbor, the tears trickled
down his face, he turned to the
assembled crowd, and said: My
friends, thar lays as good-a Dimocrat
as the rain ever wet or the sun ever
dried" Since then we Democrats
have travelled in paths unknown to
Jefferson, and believe we have about
reached the point where we should
accept the advice of "Marse Henry
and turn back to the Constitution
The joys of yesterday are still budding
down memory's lane, and God ha!
given you the power to make then
blossom and bloom. 1 entertain TIT
hope that the inclosed cob pipe, wheI
filled with Barren county yellow pryor
will furnish you some inspiration
which will enable you co lead US bacl
Co the Government of the people TO
the people and by the people,
Government which exists for the sol
purpose of protecting life, liberty ant
take US away from the modern pattern
al ideas. Very truly yours.
JAMES GARRETT
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19
Notice TO Taxpayers.

You are warned to come in and pay
your taxes at once, per cent, penal
ty, and 6 per cent. interest will be
added on December the 1st. Nov.
Both will come on Sunday this time.
Don't put this off until the last min
ute, you are liable to get caught
Your Taxes are high enough, without
anything being added to them Take
warning.
Cortez Sanders, Sheriff,
2 At Adair County.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Trouble, in way, is blessing in
disguise, for it develops US morally,
mentally and physically. There are a
few people in the world who have
never had any trouble They are all
good people. but mighty uninteresting,
unsympathetic and without real
friends. And you never can tell where
they are going to stand when trouble
does come. It's che people who have
met trouble in hand to hand combat
and come of victOrs Who are the de
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

pendable ones. Each new trial simply
adds to their strength to tight the.
next and their determination to wan.
And they usually are much more
happy and cheerful than otherss
They are learning how to live ana
their metal is being tested in the Bsry
furnace Of LIES storms. When the
test is over. they win find rich re-
ward in store for them. Lsbuncm
Enterprise.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Sam Burdette had very successful
mule sale at Russell Springs He sold
twenty at from $85 to s165 per head.
Last Saturday he was on the market
at Monticello. He sold the same num-
Der of head at much better prices,
Next Saturday he will sell drove at
Edmonton
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

In damp, chilly weather there is al.
waysa large demand for BILLIARDS.
SNOW IMMINENT because many
people who know by experience its
great relieving power in rheumatic
aches and pains, prepare to apply it
at the first twinge Sold by PAUL
Drug gCo. Adv
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Here is the way they serve them in
Elizabethtown: Lonnfe Smith, of
color, was tried for operating motor
machine while intoxicated He was
fined $40 and forever barred from
operating a machine in that town.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Regulate the bowels when they fail
to move properly HERBINEs is an
admirable bowel regulator. 1t helps
the liver and stomach and restores a
fine feeling of strength and buoyancy.
Sold by PAUL Drug Co. Adv.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Mr.. Jas Hoy, of Gradyville, has
rented the residence on Frazer Ave-
nue., owned by the heirs of Mrs Mary
T. Harvey, and will remove to Colum-
bia. 1t is also said that Mr.. Hoy will
embark in business here.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Young s. Hindman sold six hogshead
Of tobacco in Louisville last week,
three dark and three Burley. Both
kinds averaged S19 per hundred.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19
Tobacco Land for Sale.

26O acres OF good BurleY tobacco
land for Sale. 1t is miles from
Campbellsville, in Taylor county. 1t
will be sold in lots of so acres or more.
Address
Taylor Pruett & Jarvis
Aft Campbellsville, KY.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

A series of meeting are now on at
the Baptist Church. Rev. Ray, the
evangelist for the Russell Creek
Association. is doing the preaching.
Every body cordially invited.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

The print paper famine is BOW on
and it is getting higher daily. We
have taken time by the forelock, and
now have three tons in the Office,
hence aside from the high prices we
paid for l., we are feeling comfortable.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

All Indications point to a sane
Christmas. The birthday Of the
Savior of mankind should not be desc.
Grated. 1t is a holy day.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19
PERSONALS

to see our doctors, last Friday.
Mr.. L. c. Lawrence, Rowena, was
here Sunday ,enroute to Louisville.
Mr.. ]. B. Adams, Louisville, made a
trip to Columbia few days ago.
Mr.. John Shelley. of Burkesville,
was at the Jeffries Hotel last Friday.
Mr.. T. NJ. Lay, of Louisville, made
a business trip to this places few days
ago.
Mr.. A. S. Chewing, ofs HopkiDsville,
is visiting his relatives and friends
here. !
Mr.. C. E. Tucker, Bowling Green,
was at the Jeffries Hotel few days
ince
Mrs. JohnI Sandusky, of Bradfords-
vile, visited here last Saturday and
Sunday.
Mr.. Harlan Richards, of Memphis,
Tenn, is visiting relatives in this
county.
Mr.. G. 81. Cravens, of near Webbs X
Roads, iIRussell county, was here last
Thursday.
Mr.. JohnEQ. Alexander, of Louis
vile, made his regular trip to Colum-
bia last week.
Mr.. B. F.EChewning spent the latter
part of last week with relatives in
Taylor county.
MIN S.ISparks, of near Edmonton,
made business trip to Columbia
few days ago.
Mr.. J. S.EBreeding mas removed to
the JoN n. Conover residence he recent
Iy purchased.
Judge: Jas. Denton and attorney
Ben V. Smith, ofsSomerset bar, were
here last Thursday.
Mrs.HReDal PAUL and Miss Alice
Walker spent several days of last week
in Louisville, shopping.
Mr.. Chester Reynolds, who has been
in Onarga, ILL.,, for several months, re-
turned home last Friday.
Mrs. }. H. Kinnaird, Red Lick, was
registeredI at the Jeffries Hotel the
latter part of last week.
Miss Mary Miller, who underwent an
operation Forgotten, in Louisville, has
returned home, apparently we'll
Messrs. ED. T. Watts, G. Karrner,
Robertj Rhodes ". J. Watts, all of
Lexington, .are here, hunting birds.
Mr.. ]. W. Richards, who has been
in IllinoisHfor six or eight weeks, re-
turned to Columbia few days ago.
Mr.. Geo, S. Cardwell, Louisville, re-
presenting a Shoe House, was in
Columbia the latter part of last week.
Mr.. KIT. McMahan and wife and
Mr.. Charles Hatcher and wife, Greens.
burg, visited in Columbia last Wednes
day.
Mrs.. James c. Feese, of Pellyton
spentElthe latter part of last weel
with his SOD, Mr.. E, L. Feese, of thi'
place.
MrAHerbert Taylor, who divides
time between Columbia ant
CampbelIsyilIe, was here few day
of last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Orville Cheatham ant
little son, Thomas, of Amandaville
are visiting Mrs. Cheatham's mother
Mrs. E. E. Epperson,. Roy, KY,
Mr.. S. D. Barbee made trip t
Dayton, Ohio, last week where hi
daughter, Mrs. T. P. Martin resides
He says Dayton is a great city.
Mr.. Themas Tarlton Watson, VIII
has been engaged at Akron, OhiC
since he left here, returned las
wednesday night. He will likely re
side here.
Mr.. Herschel Taylor, who spen
several months in Akron, Ohio, II
turned home last week. he is now
the car line between Columbia an
Comprehensive.
DIR. r. Y. Hindman, Messrs. l.. n
Young, Elmer Murrell and Jerom
unrt attended the meeting Of til
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Let the Churches of Columbia see
the poor children Of the community
are remembered.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Ezra cheatham sold two hogshead
of Burley in louisville last week
One brought $40, the other ss4,5o.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Do not spend your money foOIishIy.
If your going to buy a present let it be
something that the recipient will
keep in remembrance of you.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Fat hogs are very scarce in the
county, many farmers, not feeding the
required number for their meat.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Mrs. Trabue Shearer lost a fine
mich COW last week. Valued one
hundred dollars.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19
For Sale.

have two Aberdeen Angus male
calves, and months old, eligible to
register.
32t w.E. Todd, Columbia, KY.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

On another page of this paper can
be found an article setting forth the
Baptist's drive for SIS, 100000 Read
it ard become informed.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Some Of the highways in this county
are said to be in a fearful condition
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

For grown persons select something
that is useful.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19

Select Jour Christmas presents
early
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1919-11-19
See Our New Line.

Shoes. Rubber footwear, Under
wear, fine Shirts, work Shirts, Hats,
Gaps, and all other kinds of merchan-
disc.
Union Store. Cane Valley.
1-tf
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-11-07
WEARY OF "FO0LING ROUND
Common-Sense Maid Decided 1t Was
High Time Bashful Swain Popped
the Question"

A speaker declared that the old Style
haShful swain has ceased to exist since
the a "proposalS have no terrorS
for the boys now. In Il young friend
Of mine. however, l must note an ex-
ception.
lie had been going with the girl be-
fore war broke ont, but even in the
stress of going away had not mustered
up courage enough to put the question.
when he came back he Went to her,
and though he had faced the terrorS OF
the trenches and even the horrors OF
the Hun. yet he still h%esitatcd.
"DeareSt, said the girl finally.
didn't you once say that You would
do anything for me? Didn't you once
ask me 10 put your devotion to the
ieSt2'
"Indeed did he responded warm
ly, there is nothing in the world
would O do. no sacrifice | would not
make To prove to you how much
think of YOU.
"'Weli. then. said the maid. ask
me to marry YOU. We've fooled round
lon. enough"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-11-07
NIGGA HAD DONE ITS WORK
Ample Proof Of Its Potency, Though
There Was No Occasion for Many
Congratulations.

A japanese. Mr.. Aisaku Waseda. dis
fusses japanese humor in h Tourist.
and offers the following selection:
Said an ~innkeeper's wife to her hus-
hand:
The guest who came this evening
carries n package which GEMS to ron
tain things Of great value. | wish he
would leave it behind"
II have a good idea" said the hus-
Band. Il will give him a great deal
Of myoga."
The innkpeper carried out his plan
and gave myoga. Il spicy vegetable
supposed to produce forgetfulneSS, in
abundance 10 the guest with sour and
with vegetables, and soon after the
guest had departed he hopefully in
spected the room. There was no trace
of the coveted baggage.
The landlady began to SEQ 1T the
ineficacy OF myoga us an oblivion pro-
Queer. but her husband admonished
her not 10 lose faith so easily.
"rhe myoga has had its effect" he
declared.
What DO you mean?" demanded the
woman.
"Why, he forgot to pay his bill" re-
ptied the husband.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-11-07
BIFF!
Stop jolting Liver and Bowels
with violent drugs, but
take "Cascarets."

"Dynamiting" bile out of your sys-
tenn with calomel and other sickening
purgatives is all wrong. Salts, Oil. and
Cathartic Waters act by flooding the
bowels with the digestive juices which
are vital to the stomach. Cascarets
are different. They act as a tonic to
the bowel muscles. which Is the only
sensible way to relieve a bilious at
tack, q our acid stomach, or consti-
pated bowels. There is no gripping or
inconvenience. You naturally return
TO regularity and c~heerfulness. Cas-
carets cost very little and they work
while you sleep.-Adv.