The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-10-24
WISE AND OTHERWISE
The worker who will cheat for his
employer will also cheat his employer

The things that really count in this |
world are the things that will last.
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With cold weather coming from
the west, the householder will soon
be unwilling the winter wood supply.
| Paderewski says he is so busy he
has forgotten his music. So, too it
seems, our world is so busy it has
forgotten its humanity.
A 113-year-old Kentuckian has I'M
dertaken to organize all the people in
the country who are over a hundred
into a club. A centenarian union will
be one new thing under the sun.
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While sugar is scarce, the Chicago
Tribune suggests "that love and scan
dali are the best sweeteners for tea.
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Just because your dealer charges
you twenty dollars for a pair of
shoes, is no reason that you should
call him soulless. Ht may need the
money.
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cause their wives have run away, than
there are men crying because their
| wives won't.
/ Every one admires beautiful cloth
ing on a woman, so long as some one
else has to pay for it. Neither are all
women as bad as they are painted,
says the popular song writer Bert
Kalmar, and in addition he says the
same clothes that help to make a.
woman help to break man.
4 A West Virginia chemical expert
has discovered a method of killing
germs by pressure. He has proven
that you can squeeze the eternal day
lights out of germ by dropping a
100, 000-pound weight ON it. Another
cold water Johnnie thinks the same
happy results can be obtained by
propping the germ up within kicking
distance of the left hind foot of a
mule.
1t is too bad that the parents of oEr
city do not acquaint their young o$-
springs with the discovery of dis
tinguished health expert. who found
more healthful exercise raking dead
leaves off the front lawns and side
: walks than in playing football. !
The fruit in this section is taking
on a golden tint. Just reminder of
what it is going to bring in later in
the season.
Over at Salt Springs crabs are ripe.
And October gives the privilege to
Stay them without being obliged to
slay them in self-defense and prove it
to jury.
Money can cover a man like gold
en- cloak and make him as far as out
ward appearances go.
He who carries anether's secrets,
bends his shoulders under two packs
when one was already heavy.
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There were 100000 handker-
chiefs sold last year from the ten-cent
stores of the country alone.
AAC way u WOu1du WIFI man Is
just like cat with mouse. Did you
ever notice it?
Be tadpole if you want to worship
your star. It's all in lifetime any
how.
Some folks troubles are like guinea
pigs. All they need in a start.
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Even water is so thin these DAYS,
Il makes our stomach ache so badly
we think our back is broken.
1t all depends upon the wife wheth-
er her husband swears by her or at
her.
It's too bad to compare some men
with rattlesnakes. When a rattlesnake
is going to bite he gives you warning.
Above all things he is no sneak.
Wealth is not the real prize in life.
1t is only trophy, a symbol and may
carry with it no satisfaction; indeed,
it does not carry with it genuine last
ing satisfaction unless it has been won
fairly, honestly and honorably.
Germany's industries, unscathed by
the war; have resumed the manufac-
ture of toys since the signing of the
armistice, and they are now being
prepared for shipment to America. A
live rattlesnake is more preferable
for our babies to play with. than
German toys or anything made in
Germany. Yes, safer to say the least.
Just as personal question and not
meaning to be impertinent, how much
are you helping towards the "City
Beautiful" plan?
1 Some of these days, and we fear not
so very far distant, there is going to
be regular smash between an auto
mobile and locomotive, and the de-
cision will not be in favor of the au-
} tomobile, if gates are not placed at