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The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
Jewelry, Valued at $3.50,
Is Stolen from Mrs, Fox

Jewelry valued at over $50 was
stolen from Mrs. John ]. Fox, 500
Princeton street, some time Wednes-
day. The Jewels were in a casket,
Included in the list of stolen ar
ucles was a ladies' Tiffany diamond
ring, valued at 800, in which was en-
graved the initials 81. ]. F. to A, H.
t. and a diamond lavalliere, valued
at 800. The police are without a clew,
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
NOSE CLOGGED FROM
COLD OR CATARRH
Apply Cream in Nostrib To
Onen Up Air Passages.

trils open right up, the air passages of
your head are clear and you can
breathe freely. No more hawking
snuffling, mucous discharge, head
ache. -dryness-no struggling for breath
at night, your cold or catarrh is gone
Don't stay stuffed upI Get a small
bottle of Ely's Cream. Balm from your
druggist now. Apply a little OF this
fragrant, antiseptic cream in your
nostrils, let it penetrate through every
air passage Of the head; soothe and
heal the swollen. inflamed mucous
membrane. giving you instant relief
Ely's Cream Balm is just what every
cold and catarrh sufferer has been
seeking. It's just splendid.-Adv.,
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
William Would Join
Karl In Switzerland

Paris. March 27.-The Berne cor
respondent Of the Petit Parisien to-
day said 1t was reported there the
former KAISER has expressed a wish
to reside in Switzerland.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
RED ARMY In GALICIA;
ANTS GAIN In DVINSK;
CZECHS CROSS DANUBE
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE.

CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE.
Commons this afternoon. that a Ru-
manian army had crossed the Maros
River northward.
The Mares River flows westward
through Hungary, joining the Tfsza
at szegedin, 100 miles southeast of
Budapest.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
Soldier Loses Pocketbook.

A tan leather pocketbook contain
ing 1854 in bills. together with a his
tory. Of his company's activities in
France, were lost yesterday by Pri-
vate Cuthbert d. Livingstone. Battery
G, Fffty-second Artillery. Livingstone
has Just returned ffom France.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28

y. j. Tsl.reek Is accused Of d..
serting his wife. after NE had xs
en- over $500 in Liberty Bonds be-
longing TO his wife and her mother.
MARY Oster. milliner Of Mont
gomery. Ala. is being held with
Talareck His wife lived IN san
Antonio. Tex before marrying him.
he said today.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
Airships as Fire Patrols.

Experiments in the use Of aircraft
as forest fire patrols will be conducted
Jointly by the War Department and
the Department OF Agriculture, it was
stated officially yesterday.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
ALEXANDRIA
THE HERALD BUREAU,
A s. DoniphaD,
TT King Street.

Alexandria, Va, March 27.-The
housing problem in this city was dis
cussed last night by an engineer be-
fore the members of the civic bureau
OF the chamber of commerce. After
ward a committee was appointed for
the purpose OF making a report and
meeting OF this committee will be
held at 4 O'Clock Monday afternoon
for the purpose Of formulating its re-
port, which bill be submitted to the
civic bureau of the chamber of COM
merce at a meeting which will be held
at o'clock Monday night
Those on this committee are: &.
We'll, Robert f. Downham, James B.
Cation, ]. William May, Joseph B.
schwarzmann. George f. Warfield
and r. Stuart Roger, the last named
business maneger of the chamber
Of commerce.
Announcement is made that the mar
riage Of Miss Ruth Sudley Barkley,
daughter of Mrs. J. L. Barkley, Pc
tersourg' Va, and DR.. Walter A. War
held. this city, was solemnized Tues
day afternoon in Grace NJ. E. Church.
in marriage by her brother, ]. Lewis
Barhey. She was attired in a dark
blue travelling suit with hat to match
and wore corsage bouquet of or
chids and lilies of the valley. The
couple left for Northern bridal trip.
They will be at home in this city aft
er April 10
The Black Motor Car Company, Inc.
this city. has been chartered by the
State Corporation Commission, with a
maximum capital stock of s3O0o and
q minimum of $500. Purposes are an
auto business. Officers and incorpo-
ratOrs are: Ernest W. Black, presi-
dent; Richard B. Washington, secre-
tary, and H. Noel Garner.
The funeral of James I. Cook
will take place at II o'clock tomor-
row (Friday) morning from Wheat
lcy's mortuary chapel. Services will
be conducted by Rev. Edgar Car
penter. rector Of Grace P. E.
Church.
Owing to the inclemencv of the
weather, the address to have been
delivered tonight by Representa-
tive Carlin before the members OF
Seminole Tribe Of Redmen. was
postponed until April 10.
Robinson Moncure. special COM
missioner. has sold to Mrs. Eliza
beth Martin Fair. house and lot 2l5
South Lee street
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
Ice Crop Shortage Looms.

All crops have been helped by the
open winter, except tho ice crop the
Weather Bureau thinks. A shortage
Of natural ice this summer is pre-
dicted
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
Coast Warned of Storm.

Storm warnings have been hoist
on the Atlantic Coast between Jack
sonville, Fla, and Nantucket, Mass.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
Discharged d Army Officer
Held for Taking Bonds

St Louis. March 27.-stanley
Talareck. discharged srmy lieuten-
ant, was held by police today
awaiting advice from Jersey City.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-28
8irtboay
Greetings

Half His Life Spent IN Theatrical
Game, This Manager VIII
Celebrate" Today By
Going to the
Theater.
The evening world., 1919-07-10

make Il over again.
or course, he doesn't intend to make
II all on 81 a day in the remaining
years OF his life. But being a we'll
known inventor. who brought out
over hundred patents on sewing
machine attachments that came into
use In the last thirty-fve years. he
has gone into the business OF taking
out new patents since his rights on
his early inventions have expired.
II am not moro handicapped than /
was In childhood" the white haired
worker is said TO have remarked. AL
though my grandmother lived TO be
one hundred and six, my mother and
father both died when | was six years
old, after they had gone with me TO
Chicago.
Il went out on a farm with stran-
gers twenty miles from the town and /
worked there for my board and
schooling, l started upon my career
as an inventor when l was fifteen
sN1Ao NA1f ny US oNaiA was Nhoh a
ht upon the idea OF the tuck marker
for sewing machines. My sole capital
then was t1l, which invested in cop
per and tools"
And according to all reports, he will
make good and viii live his family
traditional number OF years.
Such activities are inspiring 10 say
the least. But 1t only aocentuates the
spirit OF the times.
There really is 10 age limit. and the
old saying, "A man is as old as he
feels" Is eXemplihed daily.
And woman too, The man who said
that people ought to be killed off at d
certain age would certainly chang'
his observations II he went into TN
highways and by~sys of iife and saV
what was going on there.
No longer are old men and o.
women relqSated 70 the rear pArio
The evening world., 1919-07-10
IN WHAT MEASURE A PLOT?

LONG with the prediction that prices Of canned goods and
other food products viii be yet higher next year by sS
per cent charge made that brokers and spectators
buying up Odst in the United States and storing them away
in artificial shortage that be made excuse
fer advancing prices
The facts upon which such charge based acertainabe
We know reconstruction duty imperative than the duty OF
ng those facts to determine what bearing they have on the
Of living affects millions Of American
In Boston this week seventeen identified with the financing
management Of the fish industry New England received
tces which amounted 900 fine and year
Correction These found guilty cOnspirng
the price Of fish times and Of creating monopoly
The country needs such prosecutions and such
Those who scheme continue them peace the worst obstacles
way just distribution Of abundance and prosperity among
sn classes Of American workers.
The King of Italy has issued decree that proees viii from
be fined 100 lire $4,000 sentenced from three months
three years prison In addition their goods will be conscated
Consumers in the United States much entitled to proec-
HOn in Italy Congress would have the country
believe that COngesmen grasp the elemental meanings and principles
Il reconstruction let begin by finding out what extent Americans
bng ruhessy exploited by producers and handlers Of
Ste who made millions Of dollars Of extra profits out Of the great
emergency Of and who plan grab millions from the
increasing plenty and productiveness of peace
In what present high prices inevitable? In what
measure stin higher prices plOt'
The evening world., 1919-07-10

VEBw WHAT to have Mayor who keeps the police hard
n ON the tran Of wrOngdoers.
who lives in the Bronx summoned to
tho Cney Island Court the charge Of throwing paper
P from box while passing Ocean Avenue and Sheepshead
Bay in automobile banning evidence in the shape Of
wrapper rolled into small ball there for the court 1t
Uhevey day Of Hzoners stern edct against paper throwers
True. Magistrate 0Nel discharged the with the
~ shame to bring her all the way from the Bronx
trivial NATTER But that need lessen the effect
Mayors mighty effort to make the police understand
k9ghest duty is TO detect and discourage crime
Wst mub the dmay Of burglars and bandits when they
kven the hand that drops scrap Of paper public thorough
FIRE escapes the vant eye of police force imbued with the Han
wisdom and vibrating with the Hylan SPIRIT
What criminal win dare long city where profound
h into the nmos nature of crime coupled
determination to suppress t2
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o7fs S.s s.s EeZE 2 Y fI.SiS. IN. ISSiip SsIis %

US. Are you still good friends with
those people?"
why. yes, believe So" stammered
Mr.. Jarr.
We'll. 1 wouldn't say a word about
anybody, but / think they are COM
mon. vulgar people!" said Mrs. Kit
tingly. Mrs. Stryver. across the way.
caught the last words and. thinking It
a personal allusion, stared fixedly at
Mr.. Jarr as II to say; 80 this is the
way you carry on! Little does your
poor wife know!"
I'm so glad TO have a chance to
talk 10 YOU" chartered Mrs Kittingly.
Il am all alone in the world and have
no one to confde in" Then she
poured forth all her troubles into Mr..
Jarr's ear. They principally concerned
her personal pulchrltude. the fendish-
ness OF a man who sent her alimony
but wouldn't pay her other bills and
OF how censorious the world at large
was TO young and beautiful women
all alone.
And the women are the worst!"
said Mrs. Kitungly. "They are a lot
Of cats-that's what they are--oats!"
Mr.. Jarr muttered that some OF
them were pretty bad that way, but
he hardly knew what he was saying.
TITS the woman that pays!" cried
Mrs. Kittingly. She had heard this in
a play and 1t stuck to her. ITS the
woman that pays! SO | always feel
glad when l read in the paper that
some rich wretch loses heavy dam
ages in a breach of promI8e suit
And think OF that creature | threw
my life away on! l might have had
a career but for him. and he posi-
lively refuses to meet any OF my ex-
penses. Oh. II is the woman that
pays, always the woman that pays!"
Mr.. Jarr stirred uneasily. Il beg
your pardon he replied. WHO did a
woman ever pay. what did a woman
ever pay? Does she pay the check,
does she pay the rent. does she pay
the alimony?-
"oh. l do not mean sordid payments
in money!" said the little blonde di-
vorcee, plaintively. II mean the mis-
understood woman pays in having to
be the object OF calumny, OF sneers,
OF censure. OF accusations! DO men
pay in bitternesses like these? Have
they to be circumspect, TO avoid even
the most innocent, unconventional
action that may be misunderstood 7''
"They do. they do'" groaned Mr.
Jarr. And he thought with sinking
heart OF how Mrs. Jsrr would take II
when she was Enthusiastically ol
The evening world., 1919-07-10
DOOMED TO DISAPPOINTMENT

Ceeily' Duchess OF York, who lived
toward the end of the sixteenth CEN
tury. was doomed to witness in bor
family more appalling calamities
than probably are found in the his
tory of any other individual. Twenty.
six Of her closest relatives, through
whom she hoped to inherit the throne
of England, were killed in battle
poisoned or murdered during bar
lifetime. Her father was that rash
and powerful nobleman, Ralph. New
lille, Earl OF Westmoreland. She wa q
the youngest of twenty-one chiIdren
and on becoming the wife OF Richard
Plantagenet, Duke of York, her fam
lly exerted all their influence 10 placa
her on the throne of England. After
a series of splendid achievements
unparalleled in history, the whole
family OF Nevilles was swept AVA
long before Cecily had descended NJ
noEroM W her KrRyEs
The evening world., 1919-07-10
What Is Your Age Limit?
Phlshhs 90 The Nov Evening wold)
1t Is NeUer Too Late for Success, Provided the VII
and Desire Are There.
By Sophie Irene Loeb

with easy chairs. pipes and knitting
needles.
They are in the foreground OF the
fight. and many OF them on the hring
line in the big battle OF life.
You have only to look over the re-
cent list OF warriors who played their
big part In ending the great struggle.
As has been stated. II could not
have been done without them. In
former wars men OF their ages were
left at home. but this time they
showed the stanch stun OF which
they were made.
Age was OF no moment whatever.
Men who had been inactive for years
came forward into service and made
themselves Indispensable.
Elderly women led movements
everywhere. In truth. the matured
mind In this great war was one OF
the biggest elemeAts that played the
winning part
And you have but TO 20 into the
shops, the offices and factories and you
will find that the success employer
Is holding on 10 his oldest workers for
his own resulting good.
One Of the big reasons that age is
playing such a small part in the sue
cess OF the individual is that maohin-
cry has so far advanced as to make
the physical side OF man OF less impor-
tance to that OF his understanding
proce sseA
or course, he must be physically III
TO be mentally capable. but the burden
some work is being gradually replaced
by mechanical means and thus leaves
the individual to assume responsibility
over more work than formerly.
Therefore, the older and more ex-
perienced person Is needed In many
places which were not in existence in
years gone by.
Industry, commercialism is keeping
the youthful spirit alive longer thar
ever before.
II is never too late for success pro.
vided the will and desire are there
As the salvation Army wisely pu
II, "A man may be down but he Il
never out"
The evening world., 1919-07-10
The Jarr Family
Mr.. JGrr Sees Trouble Ahead Through Light
Headed Lady Crossing His Path.
By Roy L. McCardell


n HR. JARR heard the click OF high
W heels behind him in the hall
way OF the apartment house
that was his home in community.
Permit mel" he said CALAMITY. step
ping on ahead of Mrs. Kittingly, the
little blonde grass widow who lived
In the apartments above. for he knew.
without turning back to look, who
those high heels clicked for.
But as Mr.. Jarr gallantly opened
the street door he gave one appre-
hensiye and agonized glance above
as they reached the street. but not
seeing Mrs. Jarr at She window.
breathed a sigh of relief.
"oh!" Mrs. Kittingly emitted a little
shrek as she stumbled in her short
vamp. high heeled shoes. and. putting
out her hand. held tight to him. IT'S
nice to have a big, strong man TO
hold one up" she googled.
The sweat stood on Mr.. Jarr's brow.
although the day was not so hot Gus,
the ex-saloon keeper, was looking
over the screen in his near beer cafe
window. He caught Mr.. Jarr's eye
and winked a stolid wink ere he re-
turned to deal out 2.75 per cent. beer
to his patrons.
I'm going downtown TO see my
lawyer. My check should have been In
the mail this morning." said Mrs. Kit
tingly. IT'S my alimony. Mr.. Jarr, for
you know my sad story Suppose that
the fend / married as a trusting girl
raised innocent of the world In Chi
cago-should have determined not ia
send H."
Mr.. Jarr murmured weakly that
such a thing couldn't be. Just ther
they passed Bepler, the butchers
Bepler was standing in the door talk
ing to Slavinslky, the glazier. A broad
grin was on their faces and SlavinskS
gave Bepler a nudge.
AS Mrs. Kittingly and the self-con-
scious husband OF Mrs. Jarr got
aboard a downtown car MIR, Jarr felt
a sense of impending doom. But he
paid the conductor two fares and as
sisted the baby-stare blonde TO a seat
Mrs. Stryver. who had trailed then
down the street and hurried in behind
them, gave Mrs. Kittingly a curt noe
and Mr.. Jarr still curteT one.
johnson. who worked in the same
ONCE with MIR, Jarr, got in a few
blocks below, and, grinning broadly
pretended not to see Mr.. Jarr and hil
cOmpanIon.
! did you see Mrs Rangle coming
out OF the grocery store2" asked AIRS
'kilAinEly. "she looked 40 puzzled a.
The evening world., 1919-07-10
The eGayLifeO aCOmmuter
Or Trailing the Bunch From Paradise
BY Rube. Towner
BOIsheuism in NeIDcOnler's Garden
Co tina Nsw fOrl Even

OF choice. without having to obey
the dictates OF the ruling classes. who
in the end devour themT
"Or this Bolshevist weed might sav
to the cabbage:
From time immemorial you cab
bages with your heads swelled with
a foolish pride have gone to fill the
bourgeois classes. Now the cabbage
Is proletarian by nature; its natural
concomitant Is corned beef, and Largo
quantities are devoured by the human
proletariat, which Is all wrong. What
we need is class consciousness and
these things will not happen. Let
the cabbages and the pole beans have
full freedom OF choice; let the cab
bage, IL IL prefers, grow on a tree
instead OF in the ground. and let
the pole beans run along the ground
like the trailing arbutus.
why can't our comrades, the DO
tatoes, grow above the ground and
have the benefit of fresh air and sun
sinner
Another thing says the Bolshe-
visit weed, I want TO warn you
against traitors in our ranks. There
Is the sweet pea wearing the most
beautiful and gaudy raiment. much
beloved by the capitalistic classes,
taken into their homes and admired.
while our true comrade, the produce
ing garden variety pea, is gobbled
up along with the gentle lamb OF
spring by the cormorant capitalistio
class. Let us rid ourselves OF the
sweet pea and the aristocratic cauli-
flower, who are betraying US into the
hands OF our enemies by our wen
known method called the IevellinR of
Intelligence.
THE time has come for dfnech
action; let us form a Soviet, with
our own Commissariat and let "a
resolve that we produce no more 4op
our oppressors.'
'"And they haven't produced auv.
thing yet" added Newcomer,
There may be something an N4,at
You say" Doc declared. 1T might
improve the situation all around n
we paid little less attention IN
fertilizers and insecticides and .,ad
more wedding"
The evening world., 1919-07-10
HOW MANY MORE?

TNHERE is note OF much than formal courtesy in the
farewell message with which Major g. II. Scott Commander
Of the British dirgbe R3l, expressed his appreciation the
hospitality he and his companions had found shores The
phegmac Brther does often far admit that
anything like anywhere" But that way Major
scott felt about his welcome here.
he people OF the United States have shown the
IN the big British arhp What interests them question
how many visiting drgbes from other they
pected and admire before country makes start on
building dirigibles of its
We welcoming foreign aihp that loaded with
friends and kind But suppose day carry
ing enemies and bombs?
The evening world., 1919-07-10

GSI IL. tell you." said Doc, when
the bunch was seated in the
7.55 A. NJ. city bound. "Tll
tell you, we've got to do something
about Bolshevism; we've got to get
at the sourcetof IT,
~Gompers says the dry laws are
the cause Of a lot of it," interrupted
Mawrusa.
'T don't doubt IT," said Doc. 81
know at least one man 1t has
changed from a good f Pluribus
Unum iaw-abiding citizen into sic
semper tyrannis person. Denied his
gin rickey. he embraced. so to speak,
the Bolsheviki."
whether Bolshevlsm Is due to the
dry laws or the dry weather. ! know
It's spreading" said Newcomer. ITS
in my garden now"
"Whadda va mean it's in your
garden?" asked Mawru- who Is
President OF the Paradise grange and
known as the man who makes two
potatoes grow where eight grew be-
fore.
81 don't know how else to account
for the condition OF my garden"
said Newcomer. I'VE know how
Bolshevism affects animal life, and
why should 1t not affect vegetable
life? have followed all the princi-
pies laid down in the Constitution OF
the Vegetable Kingdom and have
obeyed all the laws based on 1t.
"when ! put in my seeds and set
out my plants, I planted 'em deep. as
! the village undertaken told me. l
put ~ nitrates and phosphates and
wood ashes and bone meal and every
thing the law said, and when the
time came sprinkled my plants
with hellebors and slug shot and
aphins and arsenate OF lead and
Black leaf 40 and Bordeaux and kero-
sene miscible oil and Paris green and
nico- -fume and pyrox and fish oil
soap and copper and sulphur and
other things, Just as provided by the
laws OF the vegetable kingdom, and l
watered 'em and covered 'em up at
night when It was cold and talked to
'em. and what's the result? A few
anemic plants and a million weeds
and right there is where L think 1
have located the trouble.
my idea is that some OF those
weeds are Bolshevist weeds and they
have been spreading their pernicious
doctrines among the edible plants.
Plants no doubt have a language as
we'll as animals. These Bolshevist
weeds have probably been saying to
my pole beans, for instance;
"'Why should beans climb pole in
imitation Of monkeys7 Why should
they be slaves TO conventionT Why
should they not live their own lives
in their own way, with full freedom
The evening world., 1919-07-10
DO YOU KNOW Thai

The coal mines opened last year at
Holikangizu, Manchuria, in which
1000 men are employed, are produc-
ing very good quality OF coal. The
length OF these beds is said to be
ABOUT siKty-seveh miles. II 10 pro-
posed 10 build light railway from
the mines 20 the sunEarl River, .
distance Of about forty-ssvsn miles.
The evening world., 1919-07-10

Henry CLIFTON
Goodrich, ag o
eighty seven. who
went TO work the
other day on n -
a day job 20 re-
coup his fortune.
Mr.. Goodrich.
who was once a
millionaire, lost
money in specu-
lating in real es-
tate AND has just
gone to work TO
The evening world., 1919-07-10
Letters From the PEOPLE.

SAYS stIch Articles Have Helped
Many.
~ ne Editor q The Evening World;
Wish 10 thank you for the arti-
PIES, Better stenographers," by
He1nan stich. which are appearing
n your paper rhesc articles have
been great help 70 maD&. 40 wei as
rsnrlf' ana ! would AKA .hank Nr.
The evening world., 1919-07-10

The spectacle Of tho United Navy Department buy
ing for the Of the British R-34 which citizens the
United sGes forbidden buy themselves only
ot the absurd and humiang which
country be prepared the regime of fools
hnatns.
The evening world., 1919-07-10

The German National Assembly wetmar yesterday rati-
fled Peace Treaty. And the heaviest sghs
will be sishs OF relief that OF the
bockades known TO history Is raised at last
The evening world., 1919-07-10

BY disapproving the proposal try the ex-Kaser in
Washington the President deprived Republican Senators OF an
opportunity TO line up with anti wisone of Glass A.
The evening world., 1919-07-10

course--by a half dozen dearest
friends that he went downtown with
that gay Mrs. KittinglS.
Anyway, Mr.. Jarr had no especial
weakness for blondes--and especially
synthetic onsA
The evening world., 1919-07-10

I II who places stress on age limit
II for accomplishing things now
has the example before him OF
The evening world., 1919-07-10

Stitch for his valuable hints and
also to ask him to continue them
and 70 give us few points on the
method OF how to avoid clashing OF
outi'res - well az the best methods
for changing the consonantal struc-
tures Of the outlines. remain. yours
very truly
The evening world., 1919-07-10

made good He was loved and hOnored by all true Al
have had prosperous and happyAfuture here But
He had helped US win our freedom And he reso
Tor his own country. 1t thus that he planned 70
Of resting comfortably mis- laureis.
Poland had for many years been the prey of gtrop
Prussia Austria end Russia, which had away from