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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08

una csrretera que una Guayanilla
con Ponce, pasandc pcr Tallaboa, han
sido aprobados pOr el Dcpartamcnto del
interior.
Sc proyecta tambien 81 establecimisn-
to de una gran estacicn carb6nica en-
la playa, y Sc cree que las obras daran
coInienzo dentro dc pocos dias.
X todo Csc adclanto Sc debe la acti-
Tidad del Aleslds senior papena,
10 felicitamos y mos completeness en-
reiterarle un cordial saludo de. bien-
yenida.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08
LAS RELAcIoNES ENTIRE EsPANA
Y AMERICA

Madrid, 8 de abril.
Ell peri6dico 'tDiario Universal or
gano ofcioso del senior Condo dc Ro-
mancncs publica un intercsante arti-
ct,lo abogando por que SO estrechen las
rciscioncs entire Espaiia y America.
Dice quo en la esfera Official deben
prcpararsc planes para fortalecer los
yinculos de union entire todos esos
paiscs.
Agrega que en- la esfera 'privada sur
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08
e.peIo no ene tome sed sarao prnnsc nrs IA d,erenea

Uno de los efectos mas asombrosos
del Sargoi 9s la rapidez con que redon-'
dea y hace mas pronunciadas las for
mas divinas de Ia mujer: y no desar-
rolla una parte del cuerpo en- mayor
proportion que las otras, sin6 todas
por igual, en- completa ammonia. Los
cachetes Sc llenan hasta sdquirir su
forma ovalada; ell cuello ell busto Sc
ponen firnes y duros; los brazos SC
redondeans y adquieren proporciones
simetricas y las demAs parties del cuerpo
fefnenino Sc desarrollan en- proportion
Y adquieren esaS lineas curvas que los
hombreS tanto admiran sin las cuales
no existe la verdadera hermosura. No
hay eren1a, masaje nj ning1n medic ar
tifciaT para producer carnes belieza
que pueda compararse con ell desarrollo
perfecto que Sc obtiene cuando los or
ganos de digestion y asimilaci6n ira
bajan en- perfecto acuerdo "a enton-
ces no hay necesidad de ocultar tratar
de disimular con rellenos Y almohadi-
las. rnangas largas y. cuellos altos, las
imperfecciones del cuerpo femenino.
Tome Sargol por aIgunas semanas, au-
mente de a 10 kilos de carnes usted
misma Sc quedara asombrada del cam
bio tar : notable; no solamente ad-
quirira una, bonita flgura, sino que su
estado general de salud mejorara, su di-
gesti6n sera, perfecta y SO scntira usted
contenta y fcliz y satisfecha" dc la vida.
t SArnol NN vNmde q
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08

gen diariamente asociaciones y en-
presas destinadas realizar Labor prac-
tica de union. .
Dice que va eXiste una organization
formada POI elem2ntos jovencs, que
son los quo constituycn la Juventud
Hispano americana, que proyecta en-
War buqueS a America. con muestra-
rios. instituir viajes precios modicos
para dar impulse al turismo, crear ex-
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08
Varias noticias,
MARoAs DE FABR1cA

Ha sido resistrada en- Ia Sccrctaria
Ejecutiva una marca dc fabrica per
tencciente "Apperson Bros. Auto
mobile Co.., dc Indiana. Consiste en-
Ia palabra "APPEIsoN', y Sc aplica
a Ia venta dc AUTOMOBILES y tractores,
Tambi6n ha sido prcsentada otra
'merca de fabrica, perteneciente ''Su-
cesores de L. Villamil y Coz, dc San
Juan. Consiste en- la palabra "FLo-
RALINA", y Sc splica la venta dc
aqua de quina
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08
JUEGos PELIGRosos

Ell milo Rafael Hernandez, dc dicz
ai:os, jugaba aver en- la calle dc San
Sebastian en- compaflia de otros nifios
fle su edad, y two Ia desgracia dc caer-
SC de un sndamio, snfriendo una herida
en- la region occipital El guardia Do
niinso Montafles, que intervino ell el
accidentc, manifesto que el hccho fue
casual.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08
cALIMONY"
"PENSION DE DIVORCIO"

rs otra de las pelfculas del Primer
Cireuito Nacional dc Exhibicioncs CO.
mo 10 es. VIDA DE PERRO. ST ella
fn6 buena para ellos, tambi6n 10 sera
para listed. v6ala en- su Cine. Adv.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08

posiciones permanentes, agencias CO.
inerciales, establecer intcrcambios de
alumnos impulsar las oxtensiones uni
versitarias.
Ell porvcnir de la naci0n-tcrmina
dicicndo-exigc que cuidcmos estas
cuestiones que son dc vital intorcs pa
ra Espafia'.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08
LOS QUE vIAJAN

Pasaportes cxpedidos por ell Gober-
iiador: cess .1si& s
Para Santo Domingo, Dioscoride Ri
vera, de San Juan, y Antonio oivari,
dc Yauco:
Para Cuba, jose Ruiz Soler, de San
Juan, Y Richard Bsyard Taylor Kilia-
III, do New York.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08
REsIDENcIA vERANIEGA

Sc nos informa que el Jcfc &c la Sc
crcta, don Juan Quiiiones, rcsidira du-
rante los mcscs de vcrano ell Santurcc.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08
Fl que cura la Lepra vendra
pronto a Puerto Rico
Angel Garcia esta Colombia dondc propone embar-
car para Bornquen-Ai esta sufriendo el msmo "Via
crucis" que padecio Cuba.-La ciencia cree =
81, pero los enfermos si--Estos nltmos dias
s. euro un prominente colombano.

La prensa de, Ia Rep1hlica de, Co.
lonibia trae largas informaciones refc-
rente Angelic Garcia, Ell celcbre Gu
randero dc la lcpra por un procedimien-.
to tan cientifco como todos los crca-
dos por Ia .ciencia ,medica para com,
batir los divcrsos s males. de a. naturaies
"a hpinana. stlc. or,,,
Como lanpncio, FL ,AIUNDo I; y gus
lectorcs, Angel Garcia intenta- ciubar:
car ell Colombia para Puerto Rico.
ALI, en- Colombia, Ea encon;rado Ia.
misma si3ten.t;ica oposici6n que -n
Cpba Y los mismos obstdcu,os opues-
tos por Ia cicncia Official anmcntados
por nnmerosas csrtas Intermediates
del Msnistro de Colombia en- la Haba-
na, doctor Gutierrez Lee, que le ha
hecho una oposicion tenaz, al extreme
de haberse agregadO "per SC" Ia c6-
lebre oom:si6n que dictamin6 sobrc el
procedinicnto solicitud del doctor.
EorreN. ~
Entire los casos que hs cursdo cn
Colorbia, Angelic Garcia, Sc cncucn-
ira 1n dissinguido compositor co,om-
biano,. ell sshor Cslvo, nluy qucrido del
pGblico y el cual va notablementc nc
jorando. =.
V6ase. ia. siguiente interviu que in
serta, en- nm npmero rccicnte, "E. Dia-
rio Nscional'', dc Bogota: r
"La regada de. Angel Garcia 20!
cubsno fsnoso conocido gcncra3flcntc
con cl csrifioso nombre dc Angelic
era esperada con ansiedad indcscripti-
Sle por los desgraciados cnfcrmo3 del
leprosorio de Aqua de dos, que ven
cacr dia tras ola, hechaS podazos, sus
carnes putrcfsctas sin que Ia cicncia
nj cl cmpirisino, nj NADIA dc las gen
tes sanss sea cspaz de contener Ia
carroia que roe sus micmbros gangre-
rados. Tai III, nuevo Mesias que vi.
niera a traer la salvaci6n al mundo
de infortunados leprosos que sllf gle.
men. ~ 80
IleS6 Angelic, y Ia pequcfa ciudad
SO coDgrcg6 en su torno, llorsndo do
Sozo. los unos, cntregandose la di.
version los otros. Gcntes hrbo que SO
scercarOn besarle Las ropas y las ma
nos. 4,.t.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08

''Tengo la satisfaction de manifes-
tarles que estoy muy contenta con eI
tratamiento Sargol. pues todos me di-
cen: sQue es 10 que empezaste a tomar
que &c estAs poniendo tan hermosa? y
me ionrfo porque me he tornado SOL
'amense Ia GAIA de prueba y dos mas.
.viendc desde entonces ell bien que ms
hace.. Estoy muy admirada y estoy
coptenta."
Juana Terrin AIderde, y
Central Santa Rita. Bar6.
Matanzas, Cuba. !
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08
EN- VEGA BAJA

Encontrara ustcd lei MUNDO'' en-
cl Cafe Central de Gonzalez y csno.
Plaza .'Jos6 F. Mater. Adyt. )
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08

'Me pes6 antes de tomar la cajita. de
prtleba. pesaba 81 libras y desp1es de
haber acabado Il. prueba, aunque era
pocos pero las dos semanas de haberfa
acabaeo. pesaba media libras mas
que antes. A mi nunca me di6 por
tomar 1a6a para engordar; Sargol es 10
primero que para ESQ tomo."
Mer cedes Sanchez Esparraguera,
TOcha Sur No. IA.
Santiago de Cuba,
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08

.Habienlo obsevvado los buenos result
tados que las Pastillas Sargol produjeron
a una amiga mia, resolvi tomarlas, por
ell estado Gle delgadez en- que me halla-
ba1 habiando aumentado 20 media
libraS eG 20. dias."
Srta. Esperanza Savio,
Neptune Isl (altos),
N4 Habana, Cuba.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08

Me halo mas animada porque ilevo
90. dias tomando Sargoi y estoy mejor
de mis- males, habiendo aumentado 5
libraS de peso"
Srta.s Josefa Rodriguez,
Uhas, Cuba
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08

AZ M po5 nuestEOs eampOs enenea npshas hssr de
dOts somodilaics > miOs trsie:
as csto eSeriss vento mas sv
CenOs sber dado raz5n falta que
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M S %asa @ % S 5 goF 5 S m "d ~ Es
as n $ s if Sr y n%ss as O s"Ss de-
s1tos 1eonv vepcnic' -
,.% ,.s So DIsEso
B 9 UpO ps.S so'a S' %s O:s1s1@,
SsHst Tsns sssa teniendo enprs
@ % s s pS or so % coronado '
e e 81 s con en- al SVe
& a ps' % u Gs @ Sa dsn tpa pSs P @ , @ % % w n a eS @
encafSarse dn nao do ounce a6OS -.
t.}. w. Ell oosTo. N
,1ebe toa muhO cuca neuc que e autonnOvi
a tdaS hs mayor % pST2 snmnIa h Luz Dc ,S las ss
@ G SGssa s s So % & S s & IN % Gez O o
No;S!re' Sda
Tepneso
asuramos Ssto IA bncn marcs Ash
E ydad cOmprobads pantss
80 els Fss5< vHNTAJAs ss@
L. lug slsctrs prcsta mas algeria al hOgar las poch
s @ Ss'' &c Re
oS caicntar pancha abaDcOs sin fin de
fgt+ RESUELvASE
g asI ssSsg ' S s - sS. Ss . % s
i:S ,s
qnque lamparas gaoina n6tOdOs
pcigro Siempre hay exiscncia de pana
el despachO Immediate
c. D. LORD & Co.
MARQUES HNOs. j. }. CEEARDlNO
a = Arecibo. $50 Ponce
Mencione -EL MuNDoS Al drisi.e
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08


Han passdo los meses y Angelic
Garcia ha rcgresado de auuel pals, del
sdolor. Anoche hemos lido conversar
con ;6l en- el apartamento que ocupa en-
un modesto hotel de- esta ciudsd. Fa.
miliarmente, como 81 Sc tratara de
viejos conecidos, nos Ia saludado> y
atendido este hombre, campechano en-
sus nlaneras y campeclano en- su len
guaje.
-iConQue abandona ustcd a sus en-
fermos?, le dijimos. yf>.
---SAbandonarlos3 No, en- manera al
guna. Ahora voy a Contradiction, don
de mis- hermanos de ALI rcclaman mi
presencia. voy hacer ,un nuevo 'sa-
crifcio en- bcncficio de ellos. A mi no
Sc me ha ayudado con ninguna clase
dc auxilios. Todo este 10 cstoy hRcicn-
do por mi propia cuenta. Las medi-
cinsS que traje para Aqua dc Dios Sc
me agotaron va. Afortunadamentc sc
que pronto llegara ALI una nucva re-
nA0oo' <AoA HlS AZ oAuhS@S uh EsbkC 4ug
he recibido. ~
~, mientras tanto, los enfermos.
He dado instrucciones a unos GUAM
tos doctores de alli y clos continue
ran mi tratsmicnto. Hay algunos en-
fermos que continuaran cur$ndose por
ST mismos y que ticnen todayia provi-
sion de mcdicinas.
-5Y caivo? iouS cs del artista
calvo?
---IAhl Por este joven he sentido
Ia mayor compassion y cariao, Y por
simpatfa Colombia me dcdiqus con
empefioso cello curarle. Calvo no tic
ne hoy un solo tub6rculo en- Ia cara;
las manchas que tenia han dcsaparc-
cido; los dolores que sufria no han
vuelto prescntarsele. Ustcdcs no tie
men idea de 10 agradecida que esta pa
lra conmigo la madre de este amigo.
Fu6 ella una dc las pcrsonas que mas
sintieron mi partida. sYo vi llenSrscle
los ojos de l&griInas cuando, al despe-
dirne, me dijo con voz que la emo.
ci6n ahogaba que no olvidara al 'hijo
dc, su alma.
Calvo podria veiiir hoy mismo Bo-
gotta y costaria trabaj j6sdcscdbrir ca lsi
rOstro las huelias de la icpra. Solo
que las gentcs le mirarian con recelo,
temicndols a In contagio que no exis-
te.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08
'DELCO-LIGHT
La Planta Electrical Completa.

M Al vEjpr muchaS
famia
eSsptes, ticne piano. fon6gafo
fala electrical e
Dpscs del aglo Xix. 'tsf ".'&
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-05-08

Brujo ojeda. San Jose No. 4. Advt.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
PERSHINC'S FIGURE TOO LOW

yXIE hope General Pcrshnss opinion tina, Of 10000
w considered for standing will not result
in the trimming department recommendation for force
Of 10000
Voluntary enlistment only practicable raise the
army point the chief Of forces in France IS IN
agreement with Secretary Bakers department General PhhSs further
supQeon that military training be combined with
general educational military discipline be relaxed that the
system complete harmony with domestic institutions entirely
believe tina, the Of the governments plan to build up
seserve college training largely dependent the
ability take all time severity out OF their
training codes Pershing recommendation for months tram
s period double the three months proposed by the government and IS
field commander that civilian aSm
soldier shorter period We inclined to follow
General Pershng point because tie majority the worlds
military leaders is for the longer
II TO established After
N, n defense II the United States needs
army seed, swift mobzng bard hitting first line Taking
,deraon gar,on that be maintained Of 100000 will
v. ,uff.nt troop, for sudden emergency believe G0 the
lowest figures which safely until the problems which have
before us today settled
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
Luke McLAke Says.

What has become OF thcNo wife
who used TO pas $40 for crayon en-
largcmcnt Of a photo OF her Decent
husband.
\ Corn Fed never uses the buttons
At the top Of waist She knows that
the top buttons on waist are put
there ior girls who are not as we'll
built as She is.
Unless you arc a'good fighter or a
good runner do not try 10 tell the
truth all the time,
Every time We hear a man signing
ior the Good Old Days We think OF
Modern Plumbing and wc are quite
satisfied with the present century
Every man has his own way in ;hi,
world until he Is old enough to be
wcancd aud ted with spoon.
About the only reason We are glad
summer is over is because no Corn
Fed ever looked graceful in a ham
mock and We always did love Corn
Feds.
When a mans hair comes ont in the
comb, It is lost forever But girl
can take her hair out OF a comb and
put u back on her head agaiu.
Every man knows lot OF men who
are mysteries to him because they
dress well. have money and never
seem to do anything.
II has Just about gotten 40 that il
man has sense enough not to say any
thing until he has something 10 say
he gets reputation tor being .
dummy
You wouldn't worry much II YOU
couldt worry over your troubles un-
III your friends worried over them
Tor you.
A lat woman can do il easily. Rr,
we'll bet ten dollars a ia, man couldn't
put on a corset and SIT down while
he is wearing It.
The reason prohlb,oniit gets his
nose so red is because he buy. the
stuff camouilaged as Paten, MediC
cine
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
IGpr1i11Ps
Eh13111eSN
Iy cMZE.M1laSozs Z. Al
PROPHECY.
.HE prophets aliIiciing are ai1
/ ways predicting tha, evils ard

TINE prophets aiilio,ing are al
/ ways predicting that evils ard
coming 10 pass tho oil wc are
pumping IS billed Tot a slumpng, AZ.
soon We won, have any gas. Tho
prophets are waIling that coal mincl
arc falling and soon we'll have moths
lng To burn we'll sit up and shivet
ircm wiShbone 10, liver, and wish thai
old times might return Our lands arc
exhausted and hu,bandryS frosted
and soon we'll have nothing TO cat
there's not enough leather TO make
good tcthcr, and thcrc'll be no shoe
iur our feet The sheep are no, bear
ing the wool for our weaving. and
wclF have no rags for our backs; ia
10 world iof boosters. our hens ard
all rooStcrS, our milk COWS won't gcd
down tn tackS The gods are against
Vs. they've her1ed and fenced us pre-
parine to hand US a jolt, the iuture's
alarming, so le, us be arning, fof|
anarchy riot, revolt, And sc, we're 81
silly VIC heed not the chilly and
omInouN words Of the sccrs we're jok 4
inc and playing while doing our hay-
lng, and ylpplng and w9gging ouf|
cars The talk OF disaster i, seems
,aunot master the natural pep OF the|
soul we ough, to be dtooplng, bu
gayly we're whooping while layinn
~ cordwOol and coal
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
81" Tinker Bob,Z1A
MT.t.@BStories lpCs& !
MK9N bvCarNsle H. Holconb r-9kg2 N9 ksg2E@|
THE HUNTER COMPLAINS TO TINKER BOB
hvCarlysle H. holconb r.

king demand revenge tor o. way
Mr.. Rabbit tricked the Hound into
the river"
Revenge |" said the King 81 d.
not practiye revenge in the forest be
cause every time any one tries to get
even for some misdeed they alway'
get the worst of it themselves"
"But | will get Mr. Rabbit now
I've started on, TO get even, re-
Piled the Hunter,
II am not so sure about that" said
Tinker ! find the dwellers Of the
forest are quite as wise as the folks
that live in large houses in the cities.
"You Just think you know" re-
turned the Hunter Give me a
chance at Mr.. Rabbit. and I'll follow
him TO his home. Because he doesn't
know any more than to make a circle
and come back home every time
But your Hound didn't know that
and ] wouldn't want a dog that
didn't know as much as a fores, rab-
bit"
You Just give me a chance and
I'll fix him" exclaimed the Hunter.
"All right There he isw (Sure
enough, Jack the Rabbi, 'was stand
ing on his hind Zee, not fifty yards
away. Shoot him." said Tinker,
III YOU can"
Inc Hunter was so surprised iha,
., began TO uemble He shot, bu,
N.Y. Rabbit did no, fall.
knew YOU could no, shoe, him"
said Tinker, And Jack the Rabbi,
ran away into the forest
Tomotrow-The Hunter Ia Fooled
Again.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03

Tinker Bob, King OF the Forest
was resting under the great oak tree
near the throne that had been built
by the forest dwelIers. II was twl'
igh, at the close OF the day. Jack
the Rabbit came along after gather
ing bundle of clover for Mrs. Rab-
hi, lie bowed very low as he spoke
to the king.
"Oh King" said he, "I succeeded
IN turning the Hound away from my
home"
You are a brave Rabbit said the
mg, and you viii not need the
p OF the forest dwellers TO protect
ir home"
While they were talking abou, how
1r' Rabbit fooled the Hunters
ound' they heard the cracking OF
wigs and the rustic Of drk leave.
and only little way OF New saw
The Hunter himself with pun on
his shoulder lack the Rabbit took
his bundle and made haste to pe, out
Of sight, ior lie ielt sure tina, the
Hunter was after him.
SlVhst are you looking for'" asked
i nker Bob as the Hunter came ncsf
Tx3@1'm looking ior the Rabbi, ,ha
o4Iay from the Hound" said n,
\ t2 y sent the Hound after hin
S4oa Ne came back he was We
: x ahip ard booked as though h
~ Into the river, Ii | So
Sk ~ wiil not fool me :"
i lex 1 m the Kine Of III
bof{f tIo3oor Bob.
llkSS u ~ pDFest" eselame
h III know the ior
&C. n yOu ere tn
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03

hN'AtN HAANA - W
years OF age and
has been in the
Japanese diplo-
matte service for
more than twenty
years. lie is rec
ogniled as a bril-
iant diploma a {
and scholar and
speaks English
flucn,ly.
A m bassad O r
Shidehara served
a term here scv-
eral years ago as
counselor OF the
Japanese EN-
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03

hd>Sv. From Washington he went 10
London in the same capacity and later
was appointed japanese minister to
Denmark From Copenhagen he wen.
to The Hague as minister 10 the Meth
ctlands.
-Four years ago he va, recalled to
Toxic and appointed vice minister OF
foreign affairs, which post lie held at
the time of his appointment TO sue
coed Niscount IShii. The new am
baN'ador - leaving Mrs Shidehara
and their children in Toxic ior the
present
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03

"iou Americans are lacking IN
imagination, old chap observed the
Engishman
rs that so" replied the American
WHY Il il wasn't Tor our wonderful
imapiuation', the patent medicine
manufacturers would ,taye 70 death. 10
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03

NEW YORK, Nov HAIRY K.
Thaw. the young ritt,burg million
airc, said To have been summoned
home by his family because oi his
rumorcd marriage to the actress and
artists model Evelyn Nesbtt, arrived
to-day from Europe on the kaiser
Wilhelm. Both Thaw and Miss
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
Fifteen Years AGO.

I'D :. Naught, member OF the edu-
ca,onal board OF the Southern NJ. T..
conference returned from the annual
meeting at South McAlcster today.
In the interest ot Epworth UniVcr-
Sity, this city, he reported that the
convention had made an assessment
OF 5000 and a donation OF S5OO.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
What'll va Havep

Digestion and fermentation ave ono
and the same process.
Nature demands a certain percent
age OF alcohol so that the organs Of
the body will iunc,uate properly
To help nature YOU must either
drink beer or eat sugar
You can't get beer, and it is almos,
impossible to get sugar.
What are you gonnadop
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03

Mr. Bryan used to look forward "a
the happy day, when silver would sell
at 81 an ounce And here i, i, selling
for $llS and few Of II, a'c any hap.
pier than We were IN Sr-Clcyeland
Plain Dsalrr
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03

Nothing will give the prcsdcn, moro
pleasure some time than 10 suhmi, I'd
ctoSS.cxamina,ion w senatod
Moses ior the purpose OF testing his
cerebral .unctIons.--Springfield Re-
publican.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
w HOS WHO
IN THE DAYS NEWS
AMBASSADOR SHIDEHARA.

HlJURO SlllDEHARA, newly
IN appointed japanese ambassador
10 the Cpte'a States, is now on
his way TO this countr. and Is dte
to arrive IN Washington Octobcr.itO.
he successor ot \i,rount- I,hu "a AZ
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03

Private Letter Writer Moses must
be a congenlal member OF the lodge
committee which fshcd out and put
on the witness stand Private tqnvcr.
sation Collector Bulli,,-Loui,,ill,
Courier Journal
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
He Missed Something

Leo IolStoy missed something b,
not living in this country. He once
described his ideal woman as on,
whose lips were covered with soft
down
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
O1dSfo1ies
hzNe&2naPe
Twenty Years Ago.

Through, the efforts OF Capt
Charles J. Yves, and others oi Corp-
pany X, n, Enid, Dorothy, little
daughter OF Col. and Mrs. Roy lloii-
man, has been chosen daughter OF
the First Regiment Oklahoma Ma
tional Guards The little girl was
born while her father was captain OF
a volunteer regiment IN the war with
SPAN,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
Wuff!

"ln spite OF steel cars | notice that
We continue to have railway dis
aSters," said the Old fogy, as he
looked up from the newspaper he was
reading
Yes commented the Crouch
"Nou can get rid of wooden cars. nut
It Is hard 10 get rid of wooden head,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
What2

Wha, has become OF the old fash
ioncd man who used the back OF his
shovel and a nail as ledger to fig
ire out what was coming to him
when he got through the Job?
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
w Ould Helm Some

Here is n quip that isn't had
Remarked the wise old Editor
1T says We wish n dert0r had
A memory ilkc creditor
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03

A London man has found a cure Tor
blushng. But why doc, he want 10
cure it,-Ralclgh News and Observer
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03

The country editors won't stand for
any bull these days. We notice ,ha,
most OF them refer 20 male cows in
their columns.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-11-03
Gushing.

lie hvea her very much. and when
lie thought that he could get her.
lie bought tcu-ccnt fountain pen,
And wrote a gushing letter.