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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
Quick Service.

car:
Motherly person to fashionably
dressed young girl she had evidently
met on board car:
MY son has received his honorable
discharge and is coming home tomor-
row. l had wire today. saying !:
Take down your service flag. I shall
be home tomorrow
Fashionable girl. registering sympa-
thy: "Oh. isn't that splendid Is he
in France ?"-Detroit Free Press.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
'Twouldn't Be Safe.

That's thing that's puzzling me-"
"What?"
"Now that so many young officers
are returning to civil life after brief
army career, shall we leave off their
military titles and address them as
plain 'Mister?"
"Umph! You'd better not try that
mingham Age-Herald.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
M any Were,

"These are only few of my hunt
ing exploits" boosted the young man.
81 See. But what did you do in
France?"
81 wasn't over there"
''No?" said the girl. 81 was."-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
Nothing Doing.

"a newspaper reporter wishes to see
you, SIR"
did you tell him I was hoarse-
could hardly speak?"
Eyes, sir; but he said he would only
ask questions which you could answer
by a nod or shake of the head"
'"Tell him have a stiff neck. "-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
Greek Meets Grek.

whats coming off in front thereT~
asked the proprietor of the Tote Faig
store in Tumlinville.
"A couple of fellers from Straddls
Ridge snapped mules" replied the
clerk. land each is accusing the 9th
err of sklnning him."
We'll, then why don't they tra6es
back?"
Il reckon they are both afraid os
getting skinned again"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

Just as soon as you eat tablet or
two Of Pape's Diapepsin all that dys-
pepsia, indigestion and stomach dis
tress ends. These pleasant, harmless
tablets of Pape's Diapepsin never fail
to make sick, upset stomachs feel fine
at once, and they cost very little at
drug stores. ADV.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
Fish From the Gulf.

shipped regularly each week from the
Gulf Of Mexico to Nashville, Louis
vile and Indianapolis in order to pro-
vide those inland cities with fresh fish
at low prices. Transportation is being
taken care Of by an agent of the Unit
ed States department of agriculture
working with the railroad administra-
don The distribution of the fish is
under the direction of the federal food
administrators Of the states and cities
In cooperation with the government.
Plans for extending this service to
other cities are now being made.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

Occupation for an Idle Moment.
Charley, dear" said young Mrs.
Torkias, "have you minute to spare?"
Eyes"
swell. ! wish you would tell me ex-
actly what is meant by a league of
nations and freedom of the seas
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

cuticura Comforts Baby's Skin
When red, rough and itching with hot
baths of Cuticura Soap and touches Of
Cuticura Ointment. Also make use
now and then Of that exquisitely scent
ed busting powder, Cuticura Talcum,
one of the Indispensable Cuticura
Toilet Trio.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
500 Reward. 500

Catarrh Is local disease greatly infiu.
enced by constitutional conditions. It
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
ls taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the sys.
tenn. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation of the disease,
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature in
doing its work. $4,000 for any case Of
Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE fails to cure.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
r. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add i OF. Bay
Rum, small box of Barbo Compound,
and Y OF. of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up or you can mix it at home at
very little cost. Full directions for MAX
ing and use come in each box of Barbo
Compound. 1t will. gradually darken
streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft
and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not
sticky or greasy, and does not rub of.Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

London's telephone and telegraph
wires extend to 1880 miles over head
ana 921, 900 miles under ground.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

H9rsie's Group Remedy for Group, coughs and
colds. No opium. No nausea. 80 cts. Drug
gists. kells Co.. Newburgh, n. Y. Mfrs.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

Portable electric machinery Ans
been invented to screen coal and lend
it in wagons.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

Constipation can be cured without
drugs. Natures own remedy-select-
ed herbs-is Garfield Tea.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
END INDIGESTION,
EAT ONE TABI ET
PAPE'S DiAPEPSlN INSTANTLY
RELIEVES ANY DISTRESSED,
UPSET STOMACH.

Jumps Of undigested food causing
pain. When your stomach is acid. gas
sy, sour or you have fiatulence, heart
burn, here Is instant relief-No wait
ing!
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

Confectioners should make Their can
dies over bonbon fires.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

Some women swear like men, while
others will not even darn SOCKS.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

Pa, received an increase of $3.50 a
week
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

The only substitute for chunk of
wisdom is chunk of silence.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
Wasted Time.

Fatigue is prone to look backward,
thus measuring the pathway twice.
Exchange.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

Unemployment in Scotland has dis
appeared, due to the demand for labor
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

And little kindness is a charitable
thing.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

Their Rich Uncle.
Hubby. Uncle John sent Yuletide
greetings"
rs that all?"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

1t Is never too late to learn, but we
sometimes learn that too late.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

A postal card to Garfield Tea Co.,
Brooklyn, N. Y. asking for a sample
will repay you.--Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

Generally in Vain.
Retribution Is a vigilant Waterman
on life's highway, and many Of us try
to slip the guard.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18

It is the struggle to keep up appear
ances that keeps some persons down.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
Had to Admit It.

Had to Admit It,
MAN is a tyrant," declared Mrs.
Flubdub. isn't he, John?'
Really, my dear l hardly"
II he or Is he not?"
"He is."-Tit-Bits.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20
Play F air.

How prone we are to communicate
our blues, our worries to our friends,
and what friends are so conveniently
IN reach for this purpose as our neigh
5ors? In our solace-seeking there is
no fair play We want to exchange
gloom for brightness, encouragement
for encouragement. We want to take
aIcsher's time just for ourselves. 1t
would indeed be heartless world If
we had not the privilege of seeking
light, sympathy, encouragement from
others in our trials, but how many peo-
pie are there who regard the right a
priFilege-and not simply a right, as
does the importunate neighbOr. People
who regard it q privilege will seldom
abuse the right.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20

We can save you 20 per cent on
Tires and Tnhes. viii be pleased to
quote you prices. L. F. Wel.rli, Gov.
ington, La, Phone 5. au23-ja5&
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20
NC-FOUR DRIVEN BY FORD
MOTORS,
Engines Functioned Perfectly"
Said Lieut. Commander Reid,
IN Charge of Big Plane.

The Ford Motor Company has just
received official advice from the Navy
Department that it was four Ford
Liberty Motors-all built in the Ford
Motor Company's shops at Detroit
which furnished the power that
drove The NC-Four to victory in IT'S
recent record breaking flight across
the Atlantic from Trepassey, New
foundland, to, Plymouth, England, a
distance of 1000 miles They were
regular stock motors built during
the wa as part of the Ford Lib
erty Motor production.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20
a. A. D. ID.
bogue Faiaya Grove No. 81.

Meets on the first Saturday and
'nlrd Friday or each month. at 1880
p NJ. In Masonic Hall. Covington
la.
F. J. FITZSIMONS, n. A.
B. MARSOLAN, Sec
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20

The average wagon load Of wheat
for the United States as whole was
65 bushels in 1906 and Sc bushels in
1918; the motOrtruck load in 1918 was
81 bushels. For corn, the wagon loads
of 1906 and 1918 were SO bushels, and
the motortruck load of 1918 was So
bushels. The cotton load for 1906 and
1918 for wagons was "a and SO bales,
respectively, and for motortrucks 6.6
bales in 1918.
Estimated Hauling Cost.
The estimated cost for hauling in
wagons from farm to shipping point
averaged in 1918 about 80 cents q
ton a mile fer wheat, 20 cents for
corn, 48 cents for cotton; for hauling
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20

of the power plant. Make no mistake,
overheating, except for a local and
temporary cause, is something to be
run down and remedied.
Some of the Causes.
causes Of overheating, some mechan-
ical, some functional and others due
simply to the bad driving of the op-
orator. One of the most frequent
causes Of overheating Is simply driv-
ing with the spark retarded. When
the spark is held this way the piston
Is on its way down in the cylinder be-
fore the explosion takes place. OBJ
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20

Upon his arrival in Lisbon, Portu-
gal, Lieut.. Commander Read, said
The engines functioned perfectly all
the way from America to Portugal"
And American Naval Officers who
thoroughly inspected the NC-Four
upon it's arrival at Plymouth, Eng
land, stated that the big sea-plane
was in even better condition than
when it left America.
The NC-Four flight, which has
meant Il triumph for American en-
gineering skill, also adds another
record - Ford achievement.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20
MARKETING HOGS

yeats burying them. Steve Hoover,
MI. Pleasant. Iowa, writes: Com
menced feeding my herd of about
ioo hogs B. A. Thomas Stock Pow
uer over two months ago. Fifty
were sick and off feed Nearby
nerds had cholera. l did not lose
one-they are we'll and growing
!ast st. Tammany Hay & Grain
Warehouse, D. l. Addison, Coving-
ton; Wells, Johnson & Afford, Madi-
sonville, La.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20
KNOCKS OUT PAIN
THE FIRST ROUND
Comforting relief from pain
makes Sloan's the
Worlds Linirnent

y This famous reliever of rheumatic
aches, soreness, stiffness, painful
sprains. neuralgia pains, and most
other external twinges that humanity
suffers from, enjoys its great sales be-
cause it practically never fails to bring
speedy, comforting relief.
Always ready for use, it takes little
to Penetrate 1ifthont rubbing and pro-
duce results. Clean, refreshing. At
ali drug stores. 35c. zoe, $l.40,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20
0vERHEAT!NC IS
GREAT NUISANCE
Barney 0IdfieId Compelled to Pull
UP Alongside Track and
See Others Go BY. ;
Tells HOW To PREVENT IT.
Carbon Deposits in Cylinders Is Most
Prevalent Cause - Have These
ScraPed or Otherwise Cleaned
Out Frequently.
(By BARNEY OLDFIELDD

Wy o<A4e4NIAA lI4D.1
Several times in the course Of nv
racing career l have had to pull uu
alongside the track or road and watch
the other boys speeding on to victory,
while I, by decree Of the great god.
dess, Chance, was out Of it because
excessive overheating had burned my
engine up. So what I am going I'd
say in regard to the causes of oven
heating comes, so to speak, from the
heart.
While overheating is more common
~ encountered In hot weather, it oe
ours even in the coolest regions. The
ordinary owner probably considers II
a nuisance, but little more. AS a mat
ter Of fact chronic overheating CON
tributes enormously to deterioration
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20
YOUR WIFE CAN USE 1T.

If you are away from home and
one of your horses takes the collie
your wife can treat him if she has
Farris' Collie Remedy in the house.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20

in motOrtrucks or by tractors the av-
erages are Is cents for wheat or corn
and Is cents tOn-mile for cotton.
The motortrucks generally in use
by farmers are not large trucks, but
small ones whose nominal capacity is
usually from one to two tons. In
quite a number of counties throughout
the country the trucks used for haul
ing are made-over passenger cars. In
some cases light wagons are attached
as trailers to ordinary passenger cars,
and produce is taken to market in that
way. In North Dakota and California,
as well as other states, tractors, each
drawing several wagons, are used for
hauling grain.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20

1t is easy to use. Just drop it on
the horses tongue and in 80 minutes
he is relieved. Get it o-day. You
may need it tomorrow st. Tam
many Hay & Grain Warehouse, D. l.
Addison, Covington; Wells, Johnson
& Afford, jacksonville.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20
MASONIC LODGE NO. 1873.

meets every second and fourth
tuesdays at 1880 p. H.
ROBT. BADON. w. NJ
w. H. SMITH, Sec.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20

Advertising in The Farmer pays.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20

Attachme on cranking Airpane
Of
especially
N umpng out O O whrling blades.
photo
to be
quickly carried to any part plane started
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-09-20

William Poster, who for 13 years
:.ved on the southern deserts Of Cali
fornia, went to New York recently, pri-
n1arily with the intention Of teaching
Few Workers how to get along COM
fortably on So per week. The photo
graph shows Poster with a guitar
which he made from wood gathered
around his desert home.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-06-06
No ''ladderS'' in these stockings.

Some remarkable stockings of Unfinished 1isle that will not develop ladders
 They Ire knitted with a Safe-T stitch. This stops threads from raveing adds to length of wearing period Have double knee and sole and toe of especially heavy texture.
 Cordovan and black all sizes,- soc CUTIES for children:-those clever little socks with tops of fancy pattern and cheery color Make little folks feet feel as happy they look!
 Fine quality, without to hurt little feet all white with colored stripes at top 35c
 Left
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-06-06
Step into these OXfOrdS.

Just to get fair idea of the comfort and worth of Rowland shoes, step into either of this trio-NIen. Cordo calf butcher oxfords with newtype toe and broad heel- $S Tan Vici kid butcher oxfords with wide toe and broad heel $50 English-style oxfords of Cordo calf Neoln sole and rubber heel- $S
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-06-06
Rug to give home new beauty.

seamless tapestry Brussels rug that is smooth and fawless and handsome
 Without break weak spot, it spreads out the floor for 9 feet by 12 feet.
 It will give equally pleasing service in vingroom dining-room other part of the home.
 And ts to be had in several good patterns effective blue -andwhte combination and mixtures which tan and green and other liked coors appear
 And the price is Third floor. $29
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-06-06
WOnen'S rich black OXfOrdS.

special appeal is carried to great many discrn- mating by the oxford tie of rich deep black and of graceful cut and nice finish. n@ It seems fit into place in the list of ones apparel that can be filled by no other sort. Here four examples of the stores excellent black oxfords- Vci kid, full round toe, low heel cut in butcher style
 $6 Vci kid with plain toe and military heel $6 Black calfskin with attractive wing tip, military heel,- $65O Full-toed model of excellent black calfskin low heel
 $55O
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-06-06

ouCS that make dlp a denght. That make long swim pleasure, because is not tired or dragged by weight. Bright and cheerful suits, glowing with color almost saucy in pattern,-how they will sparkle at the beaches! Knitted fabric;-fts smoothly closely and evenly, doesn't bind anywhere gives freedom for real swimming prevents chill discomfort. How gay and appealing the rose hues and the bright greens; the navy blues and the Yale blues Even the black and white combinations have great deal of life And what lively contrasts trimming of orange on green, for example. And of red blue.
 $5 to $20
 floor Charming bright caps for with them. Jockey caps and Tam-o- -Shanters, and divers caps, and handkerchief caps-all agow with color; and with many color brightening and cheering them Yes; of them trimmed almost cleverly as hats for land wear
 19c to S5c Splendid grdles for bathing and swimming wear. Support in comfort and do not interfere with enjoy Inent of either dip swim.
 $1.5O to $3.75 Special garters for bathing Unusually staunch and grip fast. Fit without discomfort.
 soc to $1
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-06-06
Cut=up puzzles for little folks.

Mother Goose pictures give little folks lots of joyment.
 Make the minutes fly; matter how hot Cor rainy3 the weather may be. dozen different Mother Goose characters known to every and girl pictured-and then those pictures have been cut into 50 odd-shaped pieces. Great fun fitting them together-each 15c
 lain foorr
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-06-06
How about dandy camera :?

Mighty few things produce fun at the shore Cor anywhere else for that matter) than Here is dandy-can be relied on for good pictures Is used easily by every member of the house party. Photographic Kodak No IA Equipped with special lens has window in back for marking date and place d rect upon film, takes picture 21a by f IA inches. Ready and eager to share and increase your summer enjoyment 93.
 floor.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-06-06
Boys good blue SergeS.

blue serge Norfolk sut-to meet boys every de- mand.
 Staunch enough for school service, fine enough for dressup.
 Dandy styles either pleated with waist-seam! Fine grade of all-wool serge, sizes to 18- SIP Khaki trousers for tough servcie-at shore on vacation play of good dark shade to 16- $50 BOYS STRAINS of several sorts, worth $2 to $6-
 $150 and $25O
 Front baseme
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-06-06
Unique handbags,
 SpeCial=S2.65.

Handbags made of dull black leather so pliable that takes almost shape the silk bags which have been so fashionable and favored.
 With satchel bottom, full and graceful and novel. Attractivey lined and fitted with mirror and purse. All black, to the covered S-nch frame Limited number at this special price $265
 Left aisle, front
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-06-06
SIMPLY ATTACHED.

Smith Lost my identity for two whole weeks Last summer.
 Jonee--How did 1t happen?
 aunath-Spent my vacation among .wfees rsaadons. where I was simply known as Aana's husband
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-06-06
Screens to keep
 all flies out.

Already the busy Summer visitors increasing For safetys sake and for cleanliness sake, keep them Here are screens that will do it-and yet admit cool ing breezes.
 Extension window screens
 by by n--5O
 by by no
 by in-S by Screen doors in four styles light medium and heavy of construction black galvanized wire netting Seven sizes ranging from 21@ by 61a feet to 3 by feet-$2 25 to $350.
 Fourth hoo
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-06-06
Slip into blue serge.

Oh Boy; a blue serge at $32.50 that's all to the cool ness!
 And all to the top-notch of style.
 Let your eye run over it's lines.
 Straight-front coat with long-roll collar and angle pockets.
 Back of the slender form fitting sort, with high vent.
 Skeleton lining; just enough to insure that coat will hold it's shape permanently.
 Trousers of the slender we'll draped type.
 And the serge is a dandy shade of blue, pure wool, light fine texture.
 A beauty in every detail and marvel of the cop EN day at this price:- uoA'JU
 Same serge in suit for men of quiet taste and in special model for men who've put on weight with their years-same price of $32.5O. s floor, rear.
The Cordova daily times., 1919-05-24

cient transportation to take them to their respective destinations. All women arrived on the same boat, and their interest will be safeguarded while they are waiting in New York, by the Red Cross.
 # # *
 One hundred and fourteen histories count 'em-one hundred and four teen.
 That Is good many histories and when they are assembled they will make volume bigger. than an eigh- teenth century novel and much more interesting, for it's two thousand pages or so will throb with the story of good deeds accomplished, of obstacles overcome, of great people joined to put across big task.
 The activities of SOO,OO0 members of the Red Cross will be chonicled in this dynamic narrative. Every chap ter in the northwestern division will have it's separate history, fully and vividly written by it's own historian, and illustrated with many photo graphs as we'll as with maps and charts. These historians will soon be sitting down to their typewriters, for suggestive outline to guide the writers in the preparation of their manuscripts went out last week all over the northwestern division. At least three copies of each chapter history will be prepared by the chap ter historian. One copy will be kept on file by the bureau of file records at national headquarters, one copy will be kept by the division office and one copy by the chapter. No doubt, also, libraries and the local press will be eager to use the history.
 Each history will be the official war record of the chapter, to whom has come this great opportunity to pres ent it's vital story of over two years
The Cordova daily times., 1919-05-24
FIRE DESTROYS MANY
 BUILDINGS ON CREEKS

Arrivals in Fairbanks from the creeks report that with the excep. tion of the messhouse and one small cabin, all of the buildings on the Last Chance Association claim, on Engineer creek, were destroyed by fire.
 The messhouse building and the cabin were saved owing to a small garden patch intervening between them and the advancing flames.
 The heat from the forest fire is said to have been so intense that it was not possible for anyone to approach within fifty feet of the fire.
 On Gilmore Creek
 The forest fires sweeping the ooun. banks, had reached the mouth of Gil. try, according to reports from Fair. more creek, threatening to do a great deal of property damage. It was con- sidered very doubtful as to whether the cabins and the large quantities of cordwood, which lay in the path of the flames, could be saved. The wood had been recently hauled to the var. ious mining claims in this neighbor. hood preparatory to commencing sum. mer work.