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The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17

Friday II il one Of the best eouip-
ped schools OF the country. havine
four teachers with two hundred and
twenty pupils enrolled.
The patrons can but praise the
service OF Prof. G. A. Evans, prin-
cipal. Miss Leila M. Anderson, Miss
n. =. Walker and Miss Lutte Nance
assistants.
Mr.. Simmington is manager.
Mr.. +. d. Elliott Of Muskogee was
here Saturday arranging for the
opening u their store.
DR.. Wigiman, Grand Chancellor OF
X. Of P's OF Oklahoma was here on
official business last week.
Dr. Johnson Of Cowetta spent
pleasant hours with friends here last
week.
Mr.. Richard Ross and Mr.. Curtis
Brooks OF TT Gibson were here seek
ing business location.
Mrs. Jess Walker gave a party in
honor Of her son, little Bruce Jun
Tor Walker at 721 w 9th street.. it
being the fourth anniversary.
Prof. w. z. Day Of SaDulpa. was
here Saturday and Sunday.
The annual Thanksgiving sermon Of
Odd Fellows was delivered at Shorter
Chapel A. M. d church, Sunday even
ing. In spite Of Indictment weather,
the prince delivered the sermon with
powerful eloQuence. The program
was commendable In. every respect.
The prince preached to crowded
house at st. Paul c. NJ. z. church
Sunday night.
Mr.. +. L Knox OF Boley, was here
Saturday on business. Mothers Day
was observed at Shorter Chapel A..
M. 2. church. Sunday evening an
appropriate program being rendered.
Rev. L. L. Jackson Of the Holiness
church is conducting ten day meet
ing in our city. The fifteen day
spring drive for five hundred new
subscribers to the great Dallas Elk
press is on. Each friends of the Ex-
press is urged to interest their
friends in this race paper.
Any One Knowing the whereabouts
OF Arinstard Butler. When last heard
OF was In Cleburne, Texas. Notify
Amer Brown. Okmulgee. Okla.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17

The campaign against iynchine
which has been going on through tho
CoIpred pulpit end press il destined
70 receive o new impetus through
the activity o. the conference held
last week by the National AHsocla-
ton for the Advancement OF Col0red
People shoftaiEhted uniformed
people think that thu Association N
the Nsther az this movement. Not
So Long before ~ N. A. "A. G. ri,
was born. CoIorod organized move
mcnls were doing what They could
70 Iet forth propaganda against
this baleiui crime this awful
<c0urRf While we welcome this or
6tnizaii IN - the field. let us not
cease taking major part ii the
6roal baiilc for liberty -tnr mighty
struggle fOr freedom. Lot Us keep
n mind n we owe II 10 ourselves
10 stand f3reinosi IN he mighty con-
iIHi which has lor i(f purpose the
tseafinK ~ our chfjna.
Ever and anon lei ils keep IN our
minds tha< We are the architects Of
orr fofilste. ard further that there
en- Be- i b roal rising for Us and
ours litlltI ave dedicate ourselves
1teN to th', great doctrine Of kolf
.I'/ "a
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17

me b6ishevIsi II E,.ope MA the
1nkte1|st Of America. uusf hate none
a ~ IN their columns. Let tie
N'1<4 m<h BE- found on the sido Of
Is~ md IN Tie ranks Of the law
"A it1 9rh deaf err 10 al
e1tipk men or 6feanipa. i0rs
which ffNk II destroy the k0r1ris4
i'<Ek HfeadiI besf ia mind that
IhQe Is or co9hffy ~ triuD1hs
are our tEilunspns; It's failures ARE our
faiigSSs ne know not Whit 4 Is
may s5aaik lhiG government IS re
i'IINze what shoeis may Meet our
ehlye when lhef put to as1. bul We
40 know TINT Whatever be theft fate.
The same fate shall be sf6
AZ for the inequalities Of severn.
nlfqi. and the temporary teIk "a d
e1i' and error h he administration
81 our AFFAIRS He ntsisi believe that
these HnonSa c2n ana Win ho r,Rhl
~ must ee> ourselves ~
re snks duty 81 contributing our
I1I' 1'-o.n 70 ~ bringing about oi
il t'.Qf a. N'hefe the greatest good
41&|I fsgS q he greatest number.
~ 'Ess 1t our ni1lIe ma oDs
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17

clubs. f,nr aim "a Tie moth1r,s al
nsr'm<nI a "a r1,ee "a '@,--.;,rs ~ u
homo i|fH 10 .I6gSIon ~i.er ma ~,
tnl trained nnfe1 3 ood 4, rive c,,,,, I,
1So6ie lrnorrnf N IA ntc ,,c s csts
rn1 iraioiuq of chIl6r&n onno,.,,,ni1 :; ~
Is ham. TINT they may bette ner.
fo.8i lhe duties ~ naren< bcod q,
carry tie mofher's Iowa into Al lhss
concerns or touches chiIdhoo6 n fhe
homes. school, church. state q leeir-
iatnre. to interest men and women
Ia cooperate in ths work for p,lrer
md lruer homes. 70 arouse fhe Whole
community 10 sense Of It's duty
and responsibility 10 the 6safneleee.
dependent and neglected eli i9ren. 10
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17

Let us not forget that all white
men are not our enemies. Some are
tao busy to oppose us. Some are
too big. Some have better sense.
Ipstead Of standing around wondeisS
1g who are against 6s and wht
they the doin. let Us like the good
Mariner take our soundings ana put
70 sen. confident that We can weather
the Storm and make the pori.
Let ue bear IL mind that we are
not 4he most miserable among men.
Let a. know that the limitations
which shut u1 ii arc ali man made:
and II they made BY men. II We Be
nea BY ua they cnn b destroyed.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17

Mexia, Texas, May 4, 1919,
The funeral of II. J. Mcdonald.
waa attended Sunday, May lth, at
St John A. M. 2. church by Rev.
w. A. Younger, and w. ID. Miller,
assisted BY the following ministers,
RoVs. J. w. Hawkins, Beal. HUMBOLDT,
Brown, and L. w. Thomas.
RESOLUTIONS Of Ancient Order OF Pile
grjms No. 269.
Where as the Almighty has seen
At In his wise providence to take
from our midst Bro. H. J. Mcdonald,
May 3, 1919. We find how vain 1t
Is to gild the grief with words.
From the wOnderous tree OF life, the
buds and blossoms fall, with rip
pened fruit and In the common bed
of earth patriots and babes sleep
side by side. He had not passed
along life's highway, the stone that
marks the highest point, but being
Wearied for q moment he laid down
by the wayside using his burdens
for his pillow. fell into that dream
less sleep that kisses his eye lids
etill while yet In love with the world
he passed into silent and pathetic
dust and after all midst the sun
niest and haDpiest hour OF all the
voyage white eager winds kissing
every sail tc dash against the I'M
seen rock.
He was a worshippcr Of Of liberty
and sided with the weak and UNI
fortunate upheld Christianity and set
the example for men who work in
bis foot steps would live a noble
life and for every one he did some
loving service would add a blossom
to his humble grave tonight he
would sleep beneath wilderness Of
flowers.
In the death Of Brother H, j. Nc
Donald, Harmony Sanctuary No. 269
has lost one Of its oldest members
whom at all times was willing and
ready at all times to discharge every
duty assigned him. We will miss
him in our home meetings. We will
miss him IN our annual meetings
when he has always stood and fought
for right. justice and peace, we. the
member OF Harmony Sanctuary No.
269, hope IN the great conclave above
where Christ will be the great SUI
preme sheperd to meet him there.
We, too. like Bro. Mcdonald must
some day quit the walks of man,
We can only say Thy will be done.
Heavenly Father, all nations praise
Thee with one accord. We, Thy
children are thankful for the mani
fold manifestations Of thy love and
commend the spirit Of our lamented
deceased to Thy sacred care hoping
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17
COMMENCEMENT WEEK BISHOP
COLLEGE, MARSHALL, TEX,
MAY 10, 1918.

Friday. May 16:
1880 p. m. Grammar School Elk
ercises.
Saturday. May IT:
$500 p. manual concert of Mu
steal Department.
Sunday, May IS;
At Bethesda Baptist Church, IL 90
a. m.-Annual Missionary sermon
by DR.. j. H. May.
In College Chapel.
$3.50 p. M Baccalaureate Sermon
DR.. w. G. Upshaw. Fort Worth
Texas.
Monday, May 10:
1000 a. m.-Academic Commence
ment. Alumni Day.
Tuesday, May 20:
1000 a. m.-College Commence
ment.
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LswlsvIAs

May ~, 1919.
Hon. w. .. King win be- here on the
21nd and all are invited to hear him
that night. The public school will
hold Its cloeipg exercises Friday night,
May %. Prof. }. w. Towns. teacher
in the Dallas High School, win deliver
the principal address. The graduates
are; Edith Houston, Annie l.. Hardy,
Willie Mae Rainwater and Arlena La
fore
JAMES b. RICHEy. Principal.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17
GIANTS WON BY HITTING THE
BALL.
Black Oilers Lose First Game In
North Texas-Ross Pitching IN
Great Form, Weakens In
Fifth--Rector Stars With

Jupiter Pluvius dealt a trumpleSs
hand 70 Dallas baseball fans Sunday
by sending a heavy downpour of rain.
To the casual observer the rain soak
"a diamond AZ Gardner Park had an
appearance OF an ideal spot for fish
ing and yacht racing. However, APP
petites OF local bugs were keenly
sharpened and primed for the affair,
hundreds having stored in their old
beans the outcome OF the mix-up
which was prilned and cooked for a
bitter argument.
Rain preventing Sundays game the
two gladistors hooked up Monday In
very nifty article Of the Nations
Dastiming and apparently for four
ipnings the old game was destined to
be a pitching duel between Ross and
Bell. each being backed up by brill
liant support Rector playing left
field for Dallas was the particular
bright star OF the evening. getting q
single and two doubles out Of three
trips to the plate and equally as
many runs to his credit, The visitors
drew first blood in round one. Curtis
drew walk and was forced at sec
ond by Bailey, Williams tripled to
left center and scoring Bailey for the
first run. Brockett grounded to Rich
ardson and Williams was caught at
the plate by Richardson's quick re-
lay and Johnson Rugged Story's din
ky infield pop-up for the final out.
Dallas made q futile effort in even
ing up matters in last half of first
inning. Sloan grounded to Ross, Rich
ardson singled over second and goes
to second on Storys bobble OF John.
sons grounder. Richardson was nabb-
ed at second by Bailey and Kenyon
grounded to Ross for final out.
1t was a pitchers battle at this
point on and was a case Of three up
and three down, hits being as scarce
as hen teeth until the last half of
fifth, when Dallas overcame one
run lead.
Round five: Rector first up smashes
the apple for two cushions, Andrews
flies to Boykins, Bell hit to williams,
who threw to Story to catch Bell
who was dashing for third; Story
tagged Bell, according to the Beau
mont bunch and few others, but
Umpire Taylor decision was LuaL
the runner was safe for the fielder
failing to tag runner. The decision
met serious opposition by the visitors,
Catcher Hunter walking of the field,
after much wrangling play was re-
sumed and Bell was awarded the bag.
Bell on first and nobody out: Ross
gives Sloan a free trip to catch Rich
ardson and choking the bases; Rich
ardson up, doubles to right, scoring
Rector and Bell Richardson was
thrown out at second by Ross and
johnson famed the breeze at three
thus ending fatal round for Beau
mont. The homelings ease another
marker in the last of sixth. Elder
got a life on Story's error. Rector un-
corked Texas Lacquer over second
and Andrews got a life on another
bobble by Story, Bell forced Elder at
home plate. bases are loaded and
Sloan singles to center scoring Bell,
Richardson grounded to Bailey, john
son out to Williams. Again the Giants
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17

Mexia. Texas. May 4, 1919
II. T. Mcdonald was horn March
20, 1856 Ia Steward County. Georgia.
Moved from tIisfe to Russell County,
Alabama. where he was Supi Of S.
S. IN the A. NJ n church for 5
years.
He came r. Texas. 1880. and To-
cal0d IA Ffsssstofe County. after
spending three years. in Freesfone
County. he then came 10 Mexia. where
be Tired until death BE rsare6 a
family Of nine children. bfTs. Carrie
o. Price. dereaeed. Mrs. y. Y. Az
cock OK Hpckd8Ie. Texas; Mr. J. j.
Mcdonald. Hay Arts, Mn +. j. Wal
ter Of Bryan. Ie&as; WI. A. A. Me-
Donald Of cp1Seft: WArra1 and Hal
&ci,snAsa "a FFauce: George and
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17

Two-base hits, Rector 2, Spearmon.
Richardson, Kenyon; three-base hits,
Williams; Stolen bases, Kenyon, Ed
err; Double plays. Elder to Johnson;
Struck out by Ross 5, by Bell B;
Bases on balls OF Ross 2 (Sloan and
Elder); of Bell 1 (Curtis); Wild
pitches by Ross 4; Left on bases,
Dallas s; Time of game, / hour and
5S minutes Umpire, Taylor.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17

MeKio, Texas, Nay 4, 1913.
Whereas, II has pleased Almighty
Goc to take from our midst OUR be-
loved classmate and Cdfiscsp bro
Their II. ]. Mcdonald Be Il Aiesolved
that We. tho members Of clkas No.
1, take our loss bravelv for He
knoweth best. Inasmuch as yhe
mighty oak in years and years maz-
Ing its goal, as Ii life when one
hundred years shall have rolled BY.
when other mat orr streets shall
MI. and other bands our lands shall
sing as gay and bright. the sum
shine as today we and our posterlty
shall remember the character Of our
classmafe, biather Mcdonald. We
shall endeaPsg to emulate hts LIES
principles and thereby gain eternal
life.
BE II Resolved that a copy Of this
resolution be placed upon our church
record and copy be given to the
bereaved iamif
X Respectfully,
MINNIE JOHNSON, Leader
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17
INDEPENDENT BAPTIST CHURCH
Rev. p. H. Humber, Pastor.
RESOI ,TJTIONS

hEoOLUIiONc.
These resolutions come out of the
great respect and high regard which
the pastor, Rev. p. II. Humber, mem
bers and the citizens of Calvert have
for Dr.. A. A. Mcdonald.
Pastor p. r. Humber and members
come to you in person to share your
tears, sorrows and dependency over
the untimely demise OF gallant hero.
who fought and fell, struggled and
rose. battlcd and triumphed, labored
and achieved, contended and advanc-
ed, m0urned and rejoiced, sacrificed
and prayed. until the cause for which
its fabrics to earthly grandeur, pilgrim
aged the mires Of life until having OBJ
tanned heavenly bliss leaves in the
sands Of time footprints that the Co
rosive storms Of life cannot even make
dim.
Whereas, Sixty-flye years ago an
angel robed In spotless white came
down in obedience to God, touched
the earth Quickened INTO life a little
spirit Twas but a psychical phenom-
ena, a supreme attribute, whose
growth and activities would charac-
terize the relationship between man
and God. Would fashion, construct
and materialize organisms to the
glory of God and welfare of mankind
that would extend on down to the
latest posterity and benihcently fruc-
tify the ages to come with progeny
so cultured. refined and useful that
the influence Of his life, ever active
and retroactive, wouldj1g0 on doing
good externally ~
Whereas, 1t is the divine way to
call from labor to rest, from victory
to reward, and
Whereas, In his children he leaves
to the world characters so produc-
tive In moral, mental and material
wealth, 4 e., the school. the church
and the science OF medicine: and
Whereas, These institutions are
the great thoroughfares by which men
are made to know and love God.
We resolve that Bro. Mcdonald
must be classed with the benefactors
OF the age.
He loved God and worked right
eousness. He lifted as he climbed
He conquered as he fell. Seeing the
fruits OF his life we know him. We
Judge him. Our thoughts play truant
and we catch a glimpse Of his celes-
tial reward, 1. e., A robe Of Wilderness,
a stair OF victory. crown Of right
eousness.
A life thus featured make US come
to glory in his victory as we mourn
with you in his last earth.
Therefore in our mutual bereave-
ment cut 81 respect to the honored
living 1.se do most heartily commend
the achievements OF his life. while we
bow In submission to the will OF God
in calling him to eternal life. Now
be 1t
Resolved That we share every sor
row of tue relativea and extend to
them our deepest sympathy anc that
we stand ready to welcome them to
the cross AMI we pray that they :ield
not to temptation OF life as they fight
the battles OF truth In the ranks &C the
blood bought free.
We command them to follow n the
path that he hss trodden. then when
their limo cones to Join the innnmer-
able caravan that they, Hike he, viii
not go as a slave flcourged to his duu-
geop, sustained by well-speht life
and an unfaltering faith In God, viii
WIND the drapcry OF their dying couch
about them AM, lay down to pleasant
dreams.
r. R. HUMBER,
Pastor Independent Baptist Church,
Calvert, Texas
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st. John A. M. E. Church ResoIu-
lion No. 2.

Mexa, Texas, May 4. 1919.
Whereas II has pleased Almighty
God to take from our presence. bro
Their H. sJasper Mcdonald. May 8,
1913. This brave and tender man in
every storm OF life was oak and rock
but In sunshine was love and flower.
and every life no matter If its every
moment he jeweled with love and
Joy will at its close become a tragedy
as sad and as dark and as deep as
can be woven OF the mystery OF
death Life IL narrow vale be-
tween the cold and bars peaks OF
two eternities. He addea the sum
Of human Joy and we cry aloud and
the only answer is the echo OF a
waiting cry and from the voiceless
lips OF the un-replying dead there
comes no VIC d but in the night Of
death hope sees q star and listening
love can hear the rustic Of wing.
He who nleeps here. We. the mem
bers OF st. Johns A. NJ. Il. church
do submit these resolutions and be
Il further Resolved that a cory Of
these be sent TO the family and re-
latiyes and copy to the Dallas
Express for publication.
Signed:
r. L. DIXON.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17

Go 70 church tomorrow. Scot
ers may criticise you, but. your mo-
thef win applaud you. Beside that,
4 Il does you no good Il will 90 you
no harm.
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Telegrans'
Mexia. Texas
Q DA VA 10
Haxahachie. Texas. e:4S a. M.
May 4, 1919.
Pastor OF Colored Methodist Cbarcn.
Mexia. Texas.
IN deepest sympathy with relstlyCi
and friends Of Jasper Mcdonald.
LULA LIVINGSTON.
$40 a. m.
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BY J. BLBA AUSTIN

Johnson. forcing Ross at third and
doubled Curtis at second. Lotion
scoring, williams flied to Andrews
for the final out.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17

The hand that rocks the cradle
rules the world sometime. That's
Al.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-17

Mexia. Texas.
Z DA VA 81 MI MI
Waco, Texas.
]. J, Mcdonald,
Mexia, Texas.
A prince has fallen. Israel in
every inch. q gentleman with the
love Of God and Of humanity In his
heart Your family has my sincere
r. L. SMITH,
Mexia, Texas.
s pA VA Is ExA
Rockdale. Texas, May S, 1919.
9:5e a. m.
Mrs. b. Y. Aycock and bereaved.
Care Mcdonald family (Colored)
Mexia, Texas.
The New Hope Baptist church sym
pathize with you in your hour Of sor-
row.
Rev. A. Lucas. Pastor.
1875 a. m.
Mexia, Texas.
8 DA VA As MI MI
Fy Austin, Texas, 3
Mrs. Julia Mcdonald Aycock,
Mexia, Texas.
Telegram received too late to make
arrangements to come you have our
deepest sympathy and prayer that
you may be sustained through your
hour of sorrow. We can only COM
mend to him who delights for his
children to bring their sorrows and
burdens to him letter will follow.
MRS. M. A. B. Fuller
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1919-02-28
Acid-StOlllach Ruins
Health Of Millions

Besides those painful attacks of In
digestion; that awful bloated, ,lumpy
feeling after eating and. downright
stomach misery that youA who have
experienced it know so well; besides
disgusting ,belching, food-repeating,
sour stomach and distressing heartburn
besides all this, ACID STOMACH
undermines the health and saps the
strength of millions.
If you dom tget rid of those stomach
miseries there is no telling where your
stomach troubles will end, for it is a
well known scientific fact that many
serious ailments have their start in an
acid-stomach. .
Start now-this very day-toget ridof
yourstomach miseries. keEATONIC
the wonderful remedy that absorbs
the excess acid from the stomach and
brings INSTANT relief. You simply
have no idea how much better, stronger
and brighter you feel at once. ItdriVes
out all the gas and bloat, puts an inn.
mediate stop ito beiching and heartburn,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1919-02-28
SAFE, GENTLE REMEDY
CLEANSES YOUR KIDNEYS

For centuries GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
Oil has been a standard household remedy
for kidney, liver, bladder and stomach
trouble, and all diseases connected with
the urinary. organs. The kidneys and blad-
der are the most important organs of the
Z body. They are the filters, the purifiers OF
your blood. If the poisons which enter
your system through the blood and stom-
ach are no. entirely thrown out by the
kidneys and bladder, you are doomed.
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervousness,
dependency, backache, stomach trouble,
headache, pain in loins and lower abdo-
men, gall stones, gravel, difficulty when
. 'rrinating, cloudy and bloody urine, rheu-
!, patism, sciatica and lumbago, all warn you
70, look after your kidneys and bladder.
All these indicate some weakness of the
kidneys or other organs or that the enemy
microbes which arc always present in your
system have attacked your weak spots.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules are
what you need
They are not patent medicine" nor
. NEW discovery" For 200 years they
n
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1919-02-28

have been standard household remedy.
They are the pure, original imported Haar-
lem Oil your great-grandmother used, and
are perfectly harmless. The healing, soothr
ing oil soaks into the cells and lining OF
the kidneys and through the bladder, driv-
ing out the poisonous germs. New life,
fresh strength and health will come as you
continue the treatment. When complete
" restored to your usual yigor, continue
taking capsule or two each day; they win
keep you in condition and prevent a re-
turn of the disease
Do not. delay minute. Delays are es-
pecially dangerous in kidney and bladder
trouble. All druggists sell GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules. They will refund
the money if not as represented. GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules are inn
ported direct from the laboratories in Hol-
land. They are prepared in correct guam
tity and convenient form, are easy to take
end are positively guaranteed to give
prompt relief. In three sizes, sealed pack.
ages. Ask for the original imported
GOLD MEDAL Accept no substitutss.--
We = : s
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1919-02-28
His Handicap.

'Iooky here, HollerI' severely be-
gan Constable Sam I. Sldckputter, the
well-known sleuth of Petunia, address
ing the chief of the fire department,
"the mayor and council are kicking a
good deal about your everlasting chess
playing. S'pose fire was to break
out right now; you'd hang back and
fool around till by the time you got
there the holocaust would probly, be
all burn up"
ut wouldn't make any difference,
for 1 couldn't go to a fire nohOw before
day after tomorrow" replied Chief Hol-
Ter. My red shirt is in the wash. p
Kansas City Star.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1919-02-28
Extinauished the Bore.

The inevitable bore intruded him
self upon our long-suffering editor, and
as he turned on his revolving chair you
might have seen locks of hair shrivel-
ing up and dropping out as he rushed
toward the premature badness.
How do you do?" said the caller.
1--WE just word or two to say to
YOU" ..-sn. .l.~ e.
Delighted, I'm sure, to hear them,
but" .-.. o..
'Oh, it won't take long .s
Wont it? Well, I'll tell you what.
Here's my dictaphone. You go out into
the next room and talk into it. When
ever you want more cylinders just ring
the bell. Just as soon as / get time
I'll grind it out again, and in the mean
time we can both be happy."-An-
swers. ....--.