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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27
THE APPEAL FOR CLOTHING

The urgent appeal for used clothing for the people of suffering
Europe ought not to go UNDECIDED. The Red Cross is endeavorng to
collect a large quantity Of garments of all description Tor the people
of warridden, famine stricken, devastated countries abroad where
production has utterly ceased and the people have little else but rags
to put on their backs. We all have our horror of BoshevIsm and are
anxious TO see the progress Of the "reds" halted, but as long as the
people Of Europe are without food and clothing and have no means OF
supplying their wants they are likely TO accept anything as a forlorn
hope.
For our own preservation If for nothing else we should do what
we can to end the condition Of anarchy that now prevails and help
save those who are bordering on such a state. Food is being sent and
the Red Cross now asks for clothing. As hard pressed as many of US
may think we are here at home, we at least have peace and safety; we
are not starving and we are able TO furnish clothing to cover ourselves
and family. Our condition here is little short Of heaven compared
with conditions in most parts of Europe. 1t is for US, then, in the midst
Of our abundance to give what we can in this Red Cross drive for used
clothing in order that humanity and civilization may be saved.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27
Daily Ho1 oScobe
THE stars incline but do not compe
Friday, March IS, 1919.


Copyright, 1919. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
Venus and Mercury rule strongly
for good today, according TO astrol-
ogy. Saturn is in evil place.
The morning should be favorable
for whatever contributes to the lighter
and more artistic side of life.
Whatever is sold to women or man.
ufactured for their benefit m I'M
der a lucky sway during this confg-
uration.
Again dress reforms so hong predict
ed will be discussed and a return to
the more modest and more picture
sque modes is foretold.
This 10 an suspicious government
for actors and all who depend on the
favor OF the public. The summer
promises to be more than usually
prosperous, as many fetes and out
door performances are foreshadowed.
Mercury today promises good news
concerning world affairs. although
there is a sign slightly sinister for
leaders in great affairs
The signing of important documents
should be fortunate, but Saturn prom
ises criticism and dissatisfaction on
the part OF the old.
The stars are held TO indicate
tIOhEly Tue CttdNdSo Oh Inc Olu anu
the new in all matters representing
progress.
For months the seers have predict
ed the ~uncovering of much cruelty to
children, and they foresee that, before
the end OF the summer revelations of
abuses will cause q movement TO abol-
ish institutional protection for the
poor.
In the transition period hat follows
the war wonen may suffer indignities
and injustiees abroad, but they ar
assured of opening opportunities for
betterment.
Persons whose birthdate it is have
a troublesome year before them in
all probability. Changes and travel
ing are presaged.
Children born on this day may be
!. clever, industrious and successful. but
subjects of Aries often have many
troubles in life, especially where
women r concerned.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27

Luke McInke Says.
How willing a man is to admit a
weakness-if the weakness belongs to
the other fellowi
business we think we would play safe
and hold UP only men who wore whis
kers.
One of the meanest things one wo-
man can say about another woman is:
Il wish I was as good looking as she
thinks she is"
Love Is something that will make q
girl sit and listen to a man talk for
hours and imagine that he is saying
something.
When It to putting on a
tragic air Sarah Bernhard had moth
ing IN a Princess who is forced by heT
mother to wash h dishes.
When the company" at the house
asks for q drink of water, a little boy
is liable 10 serve it in a cracked cup
without a handle. But a little girl will
and polish It.
Any man is perfectly willing TO ad-
NIT that he is liable to make mistakes
except when ne makes one
A woman who has only IL red flow
ers and -four green feathers on her hat
gets SO she hates another woman be.
cause the other has Is red
hONNto anu AfC 6Attn 4N0AASAS OA hSi
hat.
A single man go around holler-
ing about his Rights. But a married
han has a whole lot of Rights hat ht
is never allowed TO mention.
A woman is so weak that she needs
The assistance OF all her female
friends and relatives to help her keel
a secret.
The fact that a baby Is so young
and dumb that II would just as ooI
suck on a mothball as on a marsh
mallow doesn't keep its father from
Dragging about how smart IL Is.
The meanest man we know Of is
| cuss who lives in a Dry state and WHIT
| would not give his wife a toddy 70
her cramps because under he law n
| whisky in his possession was for hi
| own Personal Use.
Some men are so ornery that 10 cal
| them skunks would be an insult TO tn
striped mephftis-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27

My cousin Hank could abi," said Uncle Ichabod.
About as slick as any chap that ever stepped oh$o"
His wife one time engaged a girl that wasn't bad IN iiookh
And seemed like Hank got u a sudden interest IN ookih'
One day, comm lords the kitchen, Mrs Hank, she oVernea u.r., birdp
Some sqUeaky sounds and Hanks voice wmspenn, say guy sO
What 20 that noisen say Mrs. Hank and Han says us"L+s"
I'm just a-canin' Towser There's some scraps for MIN " ca"
oh, that? I We a-taTkfn' TO the little, old canary
Then Mrs Hank, she picks some long hairs off hiss oat ano so'
No blondined wool like that ws yer CROWN O. my heao!u,
Which might have a " most anyon but Hank a sort OF JoMh'
And il q dog a Bird says she, and Hank says, light airy,
But Hank says, Don't it beat all how the old cat is a-mouIuh -.
Yes some is spry OIL anbis but Hank, 1 guess, was spryesr
ANU "' EDMUND VANCE COOKE.
Copyright 1919. N E. Al
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27

We've tried the lemon and the onion,
And munched the garlic, too;
We've had the influenza,
And we're still feeling blue.
We've tried to get the whisky
70 bring u spirits round,
But We find the sahara Desert
Don't compare with this here town.
We've tackled all the remedies
To prevent it Inc to cure It:
Now we give the blamed thing up,
And we'll grin and just endure it.
-Richland (Ga.) News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27
Walt Mason's Ripping Rhymes
o M T

BOOZE AND WATER
Old Forty Rod is on the blink, its knen will soon be footed; but
water is a goodiy drink. when it is not diluted. Oh, water makes
no strong appeal to sports all soaked with whiskey; they want a
drink that makes them feel obstreperous and frisky. But soon twIl
be q grounding case, this thing OF water drinking; man can't buy
biters for his face, o r get the same by winking. And this Will ack
full many a mind, to ONT make life distressing; but soon the red
nosed sports viii find that hydrants. r a blessing: 1t is a noble
thing to rise, at morn, with buoyant body, and have 10 ore II
bioodshot eyes no headache loud and gaudy: les fin o spend a
for steak and eggs and taters. It's good to have a bone or two, TO
have a kopeck handy. that will not so for some ones brew, some
brand OF gin o r brandy The hydrant draws no silded boys, no dead
game sports surround it; but it increases human joys, when once
the soak has found it: when once he's learned to like the juice that
Tor beer his nickels
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27
Bless You, NV Children!

Rose Heep and Walter Towmey
were married in Louisville last week.
We suppose Walter said to Roses:
"You are a Heep Towmey."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27

Giddap!
"Ill sell that horse of mine said
Sour,
NO bids will I refuse;
When he gets up he wastes an hour
In lacing UP his shoes"
Paw Knows Everything.
Willie-Paw, are any married men
heroes?
Paw-An of them, my son. Any
man who marries a woman is a hero.
Maw-Willie, you get TO bed this
minutei
On this small rhyme go get a bet
It's truth you should not doubt;
It's easier to get in debt
Than it is to get out.
The Limit.
Smith is an uniucky cuss, isn't
he ?" said Brown.
Gle sure is" agreed Jones. why
IL he ever fell into a good thing or
tumbled into luck he'd break his
neck"
Haw, Hawf
"You must be a confirmed pessim-
list, aren't you?" asked the Friend, as
he looked over some of the pictures
ihaoo py the Auiateur hotosiHphoA
mo, not at ALL" replied the ANA
teur Photographer. what makes
you think that?'
You seem to take the worst view
of everything" replied the Friend.
Ever Notice IL?
A woman is two-faced, 1 fear,
She isn't on the level; =.
She'll call another woman: Dear.
And make it sound like; "Devil!'
Poor Horse!
(Tell City (Ind.) News.)
Paul GerIach got kicked from
horse n day last week spraining M
les.
A Bill.
To Repeal One of the
Outworn Laws of Nature.
. Be &c Enacted BY the Baker-Wheel'
er Legislature of Ohio:
Section /. That il shall be unlawful
for the juice of apples. grapes. black
berries, elderberries or currants to fer
ment or become alcoholic.
Section 2. Any such juices OF fruit.
or berries found violating this Act
and continuing 10 act under the OLD
law of nature, shall be punished b,
c~onfscation and destruction: n an,
person found in possession of sucl
unregen -ate alcoholized juices shall
be fined from $50 70 $500, said fines Il
help pay a living wage 10 the spie'
and informers aiding in the enforce
ment of this Act.
Hooray.
Strike mp the bandt We have jus
located a Noble Ladd in Nashville
Tennessee.
aF-l-u."
II fits sick the flu made o
And you're feeling kind of queer
lust get q little lemon.
let the lemonade YOU. dear.
Luke McLuke
And IL this Is slow in action
And your weakness lasts too long,
Munich some garlic and some oniol
And your friends Will call yol
strong.
Houston Post.
II you've the nu and feeling blue
OF whisky take a sup:
For II you pour the spirits down
Twill keep -FOUR spirits up.
-Daiton (Ga.) Citizens
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27
Bits of Pldy

BY LUXE McLUKE
Copyright, 1919, the Cincinnati
Enquirer.

Giddap!
"Tll sell that horse of NINE" said
Sour,
mo bids will / refuse;
When he gets up he wastes an hour
In laeing up his shoes"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27
Lake McIAke Saws.

Our Daily Special.
All Is Not Gold That Looks Blonde
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27

Helen Hooter lives at Marrow Bone
KY.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27

willie-Paw, are any married men
heroes?
Paw-All of them, my son. Any
man who marries a woman is a hero.
Maw-Willie. you get TO bed this
minute!
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27

(Tell City (Ind.) News.)
Paul Gerlach got kicked from a
horse one day last week spraining his
leg.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-27
Fact.

On this small rhyme go get a bet
It's truth you should not doubt;
It's easier to get in debt
Than il is to get out.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
FOGGY?
If Bilious, Constipated or
Headachy take
"CaSearets."

Tomorrow the sun will shine for
you. Everything will seem clear, rosy
and bright. Your system is filled with
liver and bowel poison which keeps
your skin sallow, your stomach upset,
your head foggy and aching. Your
meals are turning into poison, gases
and acids. You cannot feel right. Don't
stay bilious or constipated. Feel splen-
did always by taking Cascarets occa-
sionally. They act without gripping or
inconvenience. They never sicken you
like Calomel, Salts, Oil or nasty,
harsh pills. They cost so little too
Cascarets work while you sleep.-Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
On Same Mission.

A LoganspOrt minister was on his
way to fill the pulpit of church in
Terre Haute a few weeks ago. and
happened to overhear prize fighter,
occupying the seat in the train just
in front of him, remark to his COM
panion:
Il am going to Terre Haute to knock
Il out of -"
The Presbyterian minister became
interested. and said to the rugilist :
"Why, that is just the very thing |
am going for"
The young man looked at the min
lister aghast, and said:
"Nhy, you're not prize fighter, are
you?"
mo. I am a minister" was the re-
ply, but my business is to knock
b out of people. and that is just
what | am going TO Terre Haute for. "
Indianapolis News.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
Important to all Women
Readers Of this Paper

Thousands upon thousands of women
have kidney OF bladder trouble and never
suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in healthy con-
dition. they may cause the other organs
to become diseased
You may suffer pain in the back, head.
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous, irrita-
BILE and may be respondent; it makes any
one so.
But hundreds of women claim that Dr..
Kilmer's Swamp Root, by restoring
health to the kidneys, proved to be just
the remedy needed to overcome such
conditions.
Many send for a sample bottle to see
what Swamp-Root, the great kidney,
liver and bladder medicine, will do fol
them. By enclosing ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, you
may receive sample size bottle by Parcel
Post. You can purchase medium and
large size bottles at all drug stores.-Adv'
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
Cotton Statistics.

Preliminary statistics issued by the
United States bureau of the census
give the number of bales of cotton
ginned from the growth of 1919 prior
to September l, 1919, as 1898 bales,
as compared with 1,03S,0T9 bales for
1918, and 614,7S7 bales for 1917
These figures include 1,129 round
bales for 1919, 53,17S for 1918 and 3D.
ZIG for 1917. The number OF bales of
sea-isIand cotton included is 80 for
1919. 296 for 1918 and 2.S3S for 1917.
The statistics for 1919 are subject 70
slight corrections when checked
against the individual returns of the
ginners being transmitted by mail.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
Size AGAINST Them.

When the returning troops of the
Twenty-ninth division were received
with acclaim in the streets of their
own Baltimore, one four-year-old
daughter of that community was not
only impressed but puzzled.
"Where have they been?' she Won
dered.
"In France"
"And what were they doing there?"
"Fighting, my dear"
"There was a long pause, during
which she shook her head disapprOv-
ingly.
We'll" she said finally, 'they look
to me like pretty big boys to fght."-
The Home Sector.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
A Woman's Trouble

Hillsdale, ich.:-'I am pleased to give
testimonial in regard to the value of Dr..
Pierce's medicines. was sick for about
three years, the trouble was brought ON
ferenf kinds of medicine but got no relief.
Finally got DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton and it cured me in six months so
have never had any return of the trouble
also gave it to my daughter and it worked
fine in her case. / have used DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery and 'Pleasans
Pellets too, and found them splendid N
well. can highly recommend all of Dx.
Pierce's medicines; they have always donG
for me what they were recommended to do
MRS. EMMA GREEN, SO McClennes
Street.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14

Don't stay stuffed-up! Quit blowing
and snuffling! A dose Of "Pape's Cold
Compound" taken every two hours IN
til three doses are taken usually
breaks up a cold and ends all grippe
misery.
The very first dose opens your
clogged-up nostrils and the air pass
ages Of your head; stops nose running
relieves the headache, dizziness, fever
ishness, sneezing, soreness, stiffness.
"Pape's Cold Compound" is the
quickest, surest relief known and costs
only few cents at drug stores. It
acts without assistance. Tastes nice.
Contains no quinine. Insist on Pape's
ADV.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14

Kidney and bladder troubles don't
disappear of themselves. They grow
upon you, slowly but steadily, under
mining your health with deadly GER
tainty, until you fall victim to in
durable disease.
Stop your troubles while there is
time. Don't wait until little pains be-
come big aches. Don't trife with dis
ease. To avoid future suffering begin
treatment with GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem Oil Capsules now. Take three or
four every day until you feel that you
are entirely free from pain.
This well-known preparation has been
one of the national remedies of Hol-
land for centuries. In 1896 the govern
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
w. N. u, MILWAUKEE,, NO. 4e-1s4a.
KIDNEYS WEAKENING?
BETTER LOOK OUT!

ment of the Netherlands granted a spe%
cial charter authorizing its sale.
The good housewife of Holland wouN
almost as soon be without food as with.
out her "Real Dutch Drops" as shA
quantity calls GOLD MEDAL HaarIenn
Oil Capsules. Their use restores
strength and is responsible in a great
measure for the sturdy, robust health
of the Hollanders.
Do not delay. Go to your druggist;
box of GOLD MEDAL Haarlem OH
Capsules. Take them as directed, and
if you are not satisfied with results yous
druggist will gladly refund your money.
Look for the name GOLD MEDAL on
the box and accept no other. In sealed
boxes. three sizes,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14

ing $4,000 with our home doctor, my hus-
band saw DR.. Pierce's remedies advertised
He at once got me bottle of both 'Favorita
Prescription and Golden Medical Dis
covery'. AS my case was of long standing
and was in such bad condition, used nins
bottles of each, and, thank God, | am
healthy and happy. / hope that all sufferers
will do as I did-give the medicine trial
and be convinced. Anybody wanting to
know more about my case, please write to
me and send stamped envelope and will
NER, Route 3, Box "a.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
CHICAGO FIREMEN TRAPPED
One Crushed to Death by Machinery
When Floors of Burning
Building Cave In.

Chicago, Nov. 10.-Trapped in
disastrous blaze. one fireman was
killed. one injured. probably fatally,
and seven others were seriously cut
ard bruised John Burke was the fire.
man killed. Burke had been in the de-
nartrnent for thirteen years. He was
crushed to death by heavy machine
which fell on him.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
Another "RridQe of S..ChS.n

When the American troops invaded
the Rhine valley they discovered q
bridge that had never been shown on
the old maps. 1t was huge steel
structure which spanned the Rhine not
far from the spot where Julius Caesar
placed his famous bridge. 1t was built
during the war by the labor of British
French and Russian prisoners.-Bos'
ton Post.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
An Event of the Past

The most embarrassing moment of
my life was not long ago. / was en-
tertaining a company of friends and
making reference TO time past, said
to my daughter (who is married) alb
systematically: Don't you remember.
it was when your mother and called
on you." and every one laughed.-Ex-
change.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
Suffered with
Lame Back and
Swollen Limbs
Wild Rose, VISIT have used Dr..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription and was so

well pleased Wltn II
that / like to do all
In my power to help
other sufferers. I
suffered with lans
back and swollen
limbs. / was so
weak and dizzy that
/ couldn't take care
of my baby and
family. / suffered
and worked till ]
finally took to my
he'd and after sr,enff-.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14

Oh, girls. such an abundance OF
thick, heavy, invigorated hair; per.
feet mass of wavy, silky hair. glorious
~ fluffy, bright and so easy to manage,
Just moisten a cloth with little
"Danderine'' and carefully draw ii
through your hair. taking one small
strand at a time: this magically re.
moves all dirt, excess oil and grease
but your hair is not left brittle, dry
stringy or faded, but charmingly soft
with glossy, golden CLEANS and tender
lights. The youthful glints, tints anc
color are again in your hair.
'Danderine" is a tonic-beautifier
Besides doubling the beauty OF the
hair at once, it checks dandruff anc
stops falling hair. Get delightful Dan
derine for a few cents at any drug
or toilet counter and use it as
dressing and. invigorator as told OF
bottle.--Adv. 80
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14

Accept California" Syrup of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less laxative or physic for the little
stomach, liver and bowels. Children
love it's delicious fruity taste. Full
directions for child's dose on each bot
tie. Give it without fear.
Mother! You must say California"
ADV.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
Ear.hnuakes on the T;her.

Rome. Nov. 10.-Two earthquake
shocks did much damage in the Tiber
valley. 80 buildings being partly
wrecked. AT San Sepoloro and San
RartoIomeo. the people are camping
in rho streets.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
When Tartars Celebrate.

Probably the first known intoxicant
was the fermented milk of mares, and
IT is at the present time a favorite
with the Tartar.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14

If time is money there is no use in
a mans spending SO much time trying
to borrow a little cash.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
Has To.

81 understand the alimony club has
agreed upon an economical plan of liv-
ing"
Il suppose any alimony club has nat
urally to husband its means"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14

When you investigate grewsome
tale you will usually find that it grew
some after it started.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14

When a man says he means bust
ness" it will depend on whether he has
any business in him.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
Dangerous Practice.

she's always taking kodak pictures
of her friends
'And after that do they continue to
be friendS?''
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14

Most women would rather patch up
a quarrel than darn stockings.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14

Insist on "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
in ''Bayer package" containing prop
er directions for Colds, Pain, Head
ache, Neuralgia, Lumbago, and Rheu-
matism. Name "Bayer" means genuine
Aspirin prescribed by physicians for
nineteen years. Handy tin boxes of II
tablets cost few cents. Aspirin is trade
mark of Bayer Manufacture of Mono
aceticacidester of Salicylicacid.-Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1919-11-14
Text of Mandatory Order.

The injunction, prepared by the at
torney generals department in Wash
ington, repeated the restraining order
of October 81, which forbade the is
suing of any messages, oral or written,
of sex. ortation or encouragement" to
the strikers. and also tied up the
unions relief funds. 1t then provided
the mandate for cancellation of the
strike call in the following language:
"And they (the defendants) are
further enjoined from permitting the
strike order issued on or about Octo-
her Is. 1919, TO the miners and mine
workers in the bituminouS coal fields
of the United States TO take effect en-
midnight of October 81. 1919. to longer
remain in effect, commanding them to
desist from aiding such strike by per-
hitting said strike order to remain in
effect, and commanding them to issue
q withdrawal and cancellation Of said
strike order and communicate the
same to district or local unions, COM
mittees and members of the Internal
tional United Mine Workers of Amer
lea. as fully and completely as the said
strike order has been heretofore dis
trihuted and circulated TO the said or
paniZation. its members. district or
local unions. or any committee there
of"