New-York tribune., 1919-09-24

The Merry Magnates Of Cincinnati
CAS- the late B. Shakespeare might haze couercd the
present baseball turmoil at the Redlands.)
SCENE IA TAVERN
BY w. o. Mcclellan.
ENTER Sir Ban ,Johns0n)

IA TAVERN
ENTER Sir Ban Johnson)
Sir BanBrng a of Scotch, boy, to
'Ts not Diluted ast in York
They watered though a
Out, 'Tis for stout Sir Ban!
Boy-lerrnann the money changer, waits without.
He hath some Scotch of vintage old and
Sir Bsn--Bd Hermann enter He is welcome, then.
(Enter Herrmann
tierrmannCh my pennant! Oh, my
pray good Sir Ban to stop Comiskey
He charges them three only Hah!
A pennant and three ducats! Good Sir Ban,
beg make the
The city reeks with ducats, golden ducats;
Three hundred thousand ducats and all mine
Sir BanPlague your
HerrmannTha prodigal Comkey watercd it.
He waters everything and cuts the prices down.
Sir % the price
Six ducats for the series That's cheap
Alalums and excursions wihout)
Sir Ban-Who calls
VoieDukc Rupert and the Of
10 find Sir Ban and crack his scurvy pate.
Sir BanGood Hermann, hide vcngefu fend
am too fat to die Protect me, Hermann,
And you shall charge ten ducats if will
Garry-Iidc you, good Sir John, Malmsley cask
1t fits portly person like glove.
And when your fierce break the door
II roll YOU Well the villains thus
Voce-Produce that Prince of Fatleads, big Sir Ban.
We'll split the knaNe and fry him in the
Sir Ban-Protcct gentle Hermann, you shall charge
Full twenty more; you play min games
Hemann-dost noble magnate Quickly, drain your
And pour yourself back to this pory cask.
(Alarums and excursions wihout)
Sir BanIIow natural feel within this
(Enter the Duke of Rupert and the Earl of Huston
Rupper'-TIow changer? Hold!
HERMANN saw him not to-day
auston--Bchod! cask! Shall we not broach
Its head: These baseball wars fearsome dry.
HERMANN pray Lords to this sorry cask
1t doth my only.
Huston-What? Only ducats scurvy ducats? Bah!
Then roll your ducats out and get
SCENE ia STREET CINCINNATI
I'd Cincnnatian-I go to gather rocks Comskey comcs
And with him Chicago army
Come, gather bricks. Therell be sport
1 cincinnanRare III bean a Chicago myself
For can throw rock as we'll as
beaned Giants at the Redland Park
hssed McGraw and booed aloud a Maty
am loyal son of Cincinnati
Chicagoans)
LIST CincinnaanIere the scurvy foreigners at
Stand here. I'll give them the raspberry.
1st chicagosn-Gves thou the raspberry to US?
lst Cincinnaian-l give the raspberry.
I'd cheagoan-The White sox soon will tie the
To lIerrmann's tail and slaughter Pat Moran.
ls CncinnaaIIave at thee, your cuwy
(They fight. Enter the Lord Mayor)
Lord Myorave done here varlets your bricks
Wouldst make a conference of city?
Dost think this league of nations meeting?
Lord MWhas this? Leze-majest. bound
And burned a the stake within public square.
1t can't be said that Cincinnati unfair
SCENE ln-THE NATIONAL COMMISSION TRIBUNAL
LIST the you?
I'd cnenna.ianI heard nothing. duca it,
1s cincinnaan--Saw you Hermann?
I'd CcnnatianAy, mighty through
And cries "My ducats. Oh, my golden ducats.'
fear the series soon will pass all price
Where S Ban Johnson?
''' comes not yet is said he is afraid
Without the gates the grim Duke Rupert waits
While vengcful Huston brcathes Defiance
(Alaruns and excursions Enter Hermann barreU
Herrmannl crave the courts indulgence while I ask
That six whole be eseries
The sight of Cincinnati n
Will be It's surely worth he
The CourtThe be
HerrnannNy ducats Oh, l grace
The Court-Moreover, this no decree
Unless Ban johnson tells is o
The good Sir Ban detained II
HerrmannIIe S
Qlermann breaches the cask reveal Ban
The CourtMos noble ege He looks
HermannI' III tilt the cask and pour his highness
Pray mark how easily he a
Sir Ban--lct Hermann 'Tis will