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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

The downfall of the ellum in Independ-
ence Square has been boon to the lunch.
time l6iterers in that pleasaunce. The
leisurely saving of the trunk gives a new
topic for discussion, Bolshevism having
grown trife stale. If all Graf Bentinck's
domain has been deforested by this time
perhaps a certain elderly workman from
Amerongen might be glad to take hand
SOCRATES,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

The strain ON the Imagination in
volved in describing the present lively sit.
uation at the Quai dorsay as deadlock
is rather severe. -n
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02
Joyce Kilmer

Joyce Kilmer
He sang, as sing the true,
A wholesome song,
EXultant, love born anew,
A spirit strong.
He passed, as pass the brave,
Before his time,
Militant, into the grave,
"A soul sublime.
He lives, as live the great,
In all mems love,
Blessed, an envied state,
By God above.
M HICKEy
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02
Now Get Ready
For 1t

General March says
Now Get Ready that the Iron Diyi.
For 1t sion will parade here
some time In May
after it's return from France. That is
what we have all been wanting, not only
those who have stayed at home but the
survivors of the division who have won
glory in France. There is time enough to
arrange a demonstration in it's honor which
will in some small degree express our ap
preciation of these sturdy and heroic
fighters.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02
Page Tiny Maxwell!

America may justly claim baseball as
her national game. Played with great
celebrity, the balls pitched and batted often
with tremendous force, accidents unfor-
tunately are not rare, but most of the
dangers can be avoided by quickness
watchfulness and a determination to do
nothing reckless.-The Home Manual.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

Now that the women have tackled the
Job, the alleged conspiracy of silence"
about political conditions IL liable to be
broken up When II comes TO talking,
money Il not in 4 with the women
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

Victory Loan slackers would better
watch out. for the mummers are preparing
to get them.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02
Member of the Associated Press

y THE ASSOCIATED PRESS is Crciu-
sirely entitled to the use for republication
OF all neirs dispatches credited to il or not
othertciSc credited in this paper. amt also
the local nelCs pHblShCd therein
All rights Of republication Of SDcCia! dt1.
catches herein arc also rcScrred
Philadelphia. " rdrs,day. April :. 1910
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02
Danzig to Warsaw

If Warsaw saw far more of war
Than Warsaw sought to see,
Another town more sore war saw
Than Warsaw saw-that's me!
For Warsaw saw the war see-saw
But Warsaw saw no sea:
| war soar by sea and shore
SO Warsaw's sore at me!
The sore war Warsaw saw see-saw
Was a worse sore war for me
! saw more war than Warsaw saw
For the war wore Warsaw free!
Gobs are getting degobilized. Are the
Jobs readVp
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

Brllllants From the Home Manual
Nancy Wynne has added ten years TO
our life by lending us the Home Manual"
Here area fewSmore gems:
What costume is suituble for q gentle:
man to 10edr on board a ydchtP
II ladies are present, a black diagonal
cutulcdy coat, achite or black 1Uaistcoat,
light trousers and light derby hat.
What Is the proper time to send a GIFT
to a ntOther-in-ldlcP
Before the tUedding
Can an engaged man call on his dancee
every eUeningP
Certainly. He Is erpected to do so.
Should the bridegroom kiss the bride dt.
rectly after the mdrridgeY
Not II he desires to tollo,o the latest rule
of etiquette.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02
SUNNY SIDE UP

tried to kidnap the Kaiser last December,
TO give him to Woodrow as a Christmas
present.
1t was like Lea to try it, but it was also
unlikely to succeed
AS Tor horizon blue, that favorite color,
the kaisers horizon looks the bluest of all.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

Mr.. Taft was broke in Detroit yester-
day and had to walk to the Mayors office
TO cash check. He was on his way to
Kalamazoo, where he should have had no
trouble in finding both Kale and Mazuma.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

Mr. Philip Warner, the well-known book
seller, was personally observed by us at
the transmitting end of two oyster stews.
Many thanks, Philip!
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02
Subject for Poem

The Colyumist Orders His Sepulchre
Cto be written, we hope)
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

: The announcement
Too Big to BE that L lihu Roots
a Dummy? proposed changes in
the league of nations
covenant are acceptable to the legal au
tborities with the American delegates
makes one wonder why Mr.. Root was not
taken to Paris in the first place.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

Tchitcherin the Bolshevist foreign
minister, who descants on the beauties of
a mythical red uprising In philadelphia.
has unauestionably a "riotous imssina.
ton"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

We are going to call halt on these ZOO
jokes. We came to this decision after
hearing from Becky Blunt that the Moscow
had had calf and the gnu an innovation.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

Clement Shorter has discovered the fol-
lowing epitaph, which seems to us worth
reprinting
Her last words OH earth were, Dear
friends, I'm a-gOing
Where there amt any baking or washing
or sewing,
But where you've got everything done to
your wishes,
For where they don't eat there's no wash.
ing up dishes.
l shall sit on the banks OF that beautiful
river.
And never do nothing forever and ever"
The cares of life had prevented us from
visiting our favorite bookstore for some
time, but dropping in there yesterday we
were surprised to find letter waiting for
u.s. Some wag and wagess had mailed 1t
from Jacksonville in care of our bookseller
friends knowing we would get 1t sooner
or later. Here 1t is:
Dear Socrdtes-Can you tell us whether
the siege by Nebuchadnezzar was the first
case of Tyre trouble on record? -
DIDO AND AENEAS.
We don't know what Aeneas is doing in
Jacksonville, but If he's buzzing any of
those southern james we're going to put
poor old Anchises wise
The Bolshevist foreign minister friend
Tchitchern, sparked off a wireless to his
little friends in Hungary. Paris picked
the gutturals out of the air, shaved and
disinfected them and distilled them into
our syllables thus
Beautiful riot IN Philadelphia, aDhich ace
are reliably informed aCaS inspired by Bol-
sEepiki.
We have been cudgeling. our mentals to
think what riot it can have been that
tickled Moscow so. Can there have been
riot around here that we have missed?
Has any one seen one strolllng about at
large?
1t was a "beautiful" riot, too; note that
The only thing we can think of was that
two days riot of silk ankles along Chest
nut street during the wind storm recently.
III that was inspired by the Bolsheviki then
the Boardwalk at Atlantic City must be
their footquarters.
Speaking of humor, now what could be
richer In
lest than that wireless from Bolshevik
Tchitcherin?
Io, from the fount OF his wit came the
jape rilling-
But was old Tchitoherin lust first-of-
Apriling?
Perhaps as a wheeze on the world he un-
loaded It:
IL he had meant it, you bet he'd have
coded it!
The best thing we've heard about the
senate for a long time is that II was an
| ex-senator Luke Lea, Of Tennessee who
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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

The weather man seems to have an
pointed winter to be the mandatory for
spring.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02
Spring Poem

If daffodils were merely yellow flowers
to be continued, we hope)
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02

- Sfdpn ana NaDle company officials
should clash has been a foregone conclu.
sion ever since the astute Postmaster Cen
eral, reaching out for control of the tele-
graph and telephone lines under the war
power, first induced the President and
Congress to go along with him on his
federal operation plan. And it was to be
expected that the Postmaster General
would sit tight. He is a tenacious official.
and the independence of the Postal people
under Clarence II. Mackey was calculated
to rile him. The MaCkey interests wanted
to get the company back in their own
hands They were behind a movement
which gained great headway before Con-
gress adjourned to rescind the Postmaster
Generals authority. That agitation now
goes over until the extra session, when IL
will be renewed with the sympathy of n
Republican Congress. Interesting to note
that when the companies were taken over
by the government our old PHILADELPHIA
friend, Charles C. Adams who used to hold
forth at the Chestnut and Juniper streets
headquarters of the Postal, was taken over
with the outfit. He had become vice presi.
dent to Mackey in New York when the
Postmaster General entered upon the scene.
WHAT did CharIey Ellis. of Camden.
w dean of the Delaware River Mayors
mean by talking back to a Governor who
is coming TO the United States Senate?
Why did Brother Winston OF the charter
revision committee, go over the head of
Penrose and the Wares and appeal to the
Democratic Attorney General, A. Mitchell
Palmer? And why did Collector Ephraim
Lederer report a decrease in income tax
collections for the Philadelphia district?
As James Rankin Young would say, Phila-
delphians resident in Washington would
like to know" AS to the income tax, can
the answer be that the taxes are being
mora equitably distributed? The returns
for 1916 remember, showed that four large
states paid more than nalf OF the income
tax. or the 100000 planters. stock raisers
and agriculturists, only 1400 reported.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-04-02
Social Chat

Gobs are getting degobllzed Are the
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-03-08
Member Of the Associated Press
SATURDAY. MARCH s, 1919
OUR NEW GOVERNOR

Never in Oregon's history was
there greater need for a man as gov
ernor possessing constructive ability
as at the present time. and it is for
tunate in having Ben w. Olcott as
its chief executive. Millions of dol
lars are to be expended on highway
calling for the issuance of bonds
pass, then other millions will be ex-
pended in the erection of public
buildings and other development
work. The expenditure of such huge
sums calls for the exercise of a we'll
organized executive control. to pre-
vent wanton extravaganza and waste.
and no one is better fitted for this
task than Governor Olcott. BY train
ing and experience, he has gained
knowledge that will be invaluable to
the state, and the people of Oregon
will see the great constructive pro-
gram that has been mapped out car
ried to completion under the direc-
tion of a man who has proven him
self big enough by past deeds to be
equal to the burden he is called upon
to carry.
Strong men make strong enemies.
So II is with Governor Olcott.
Throughout the state there has risen
up against him political enemies who
have plotted for his overthrow Yet
not one of these has ever been able to
advance other than political reasons
why he should be dethroned. These
the people of the state have refused
to listen to, and rightfully so. And
now they will reap the harvest of
their wisdom in continuing in office a
man who has proven that he could
turn deaf ear to siren songs of the
willy politician, even when doing so
he was building up an opposition that
might threaten with destruction his
public life. 1t is this very strength
that will prove his strongest support
in the trying times now confronting
him. Everyone recognizes that his
job is an herculean one, but the peo-
pie of the state view it with equa-
nimity, for they know, with Ben Oh
colt at the helm, the undertaking
will be guided past the shoals of
graft. extravaganza and sectional
preferment; that every part of the
state will be developed, and that ev-
cry dollar expended will represent
one hundred cents to the common
wealth.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-03-08
SAGE TEADANDY
To DARkEN HAIR
IT'S GRANDMOTHER'S RECIPE TO
BRING BACK COLOR AND LUS-
TIRE TO HAIR

You can turn gray, FADED hair beau
tifully dark and lustrous almost ove>
night II you'll get a 50-oent bottle OF
'Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound" at any drug tore. Millions
of bottles of this old famous Sage Tea
Recipe, improved by the addition Of
other ingredients, are sold annually
saws a well known druggist here, be-
cause it darkens the hair so natur.
ally and evenly that no one can tell Is
has been applied
Those whose hair Is turning gray
or becoming faded have a surprise
awaiting them, because after one or
two applications the gray hair van
ishes and your locks become Iuxuri-
antly dark and beautiful.
This is the age of youth. Gray
haired, unattractive folks aren't want
ed around, so get busy with WyetL's
Sage and Sulphur Compound tonight
and youIl be delighted with your
dark, handsome hair and your youth
full appearance within a few days.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-03-08

Today we print The Sermon OF the
Flowers" inspired by our editorial of
n day or two ago on Go to Church.
We regret the modesty of the author
of this poem prevents our publishing
her name. Longfellow never wrote aIy
thing more beautiful or more touch
ing and those who read it cannot do
so without feeling a greater love for
the beautiful things Of life. 1t is a
sermon in itself. and is particularly
appropriate at this time and this sea-
son.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-03-08
PERSONAL MENTION
LITTLE sIOEIIGnTS On LOCAL HAPPENINGS
AMONG THE rEOrIE OF THIS CITY AND VICINITY.
GOINtas AND CoMiNGs OF LOCAL FOLKS

Mrs. A. 7. Condrey has gone to
Weed for short visit with friends,
Gail Downing is registered today
at the Hotel Hall from Cherokee,
Oklahoma.
Mr., and Mrs. W. c. Dawson were
passengers on the train this morning
for Portland.
n. n. Ginsbach Is in the county
seat for few days from Kirk on
matters of business.
|. p. Tabor left this morning for
his home at Doris after short bu-
siness visit in this city.
Mrs. Fl. F. Moelk left this morning
for Dunsmuir where she expects 10
visit for the next few days.
Roy II. Bradley and F.. Carlson
came in yesterday for brief visit
from the klamath Agency.
Mrs. f. Boyd left this morning for
Grants Pass for a visit with her
sister Mrs. Ellsworth Tubbs.
Dr. Katherine Schleef left this
morning for Portland where she ex-
poets to visit for the next few days.
Morris Graves. son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Graves of this city who has
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-03-08
RECIPE To CLEAR
A P|MPLY SKIN
PIMPLES ARE IMPURITIES SEEK.
ING AN OUTLET THROUGH
SKIN PORES

Pimples. sores and boils usually
result from toxins, poisoQs and i'm
purities which are generated in the
bowels and then absorbed into the
blood through the very duets which
should absorb only nourlshment to
sustain the body.
1t Is the function of the kidneys to
filter impurities from the blood and
cast them out in the form OF urine,
but in many instances the bowels Gre
rte more toxins and impurities than
tic kidneys can eliminate, then the
bicod uses the skin pores as the next
best means of getting rid OF these i'm
purities, which often break out all
over the skin in the form of pimple,.
The surest way to clear the skin OF
these eruptions, says noted author
ity, Is to get from any pharmacy
about four ounces OF Jad Salts aud
take a tablespoonful In a glass OF hot
water each morning before breakfast
for one week. This will prevent the
formation OF toxins In the bowels. II
also stimulates the kidneys to normal
activity. thus coaxing them to litter
the blood OF Impurities and clearing
the SKIN OF pimples.
Jad Salts Is inexpensive. harmless.
and is made from the acid OF grapes
and lemon juice, combined with
lithia. Here you have a pleasant ef-
fervescent drink which usually make
pimples disappear; cleanses the blood
and Is excellent for the kidneys as
well.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-03-08
JIM STEWART OF WHEELER.

One of the big men developed dur
ing the last session of the state lesis-
lature was Jim Stewart of Wheeler.
He was the one strong character of
the house of representatives and
whenever he espoused cause he did
so with his heart and soul AMI usu-
ally convinced the members that his
views were right. Many a memorable
fight he led, and not once did lie go
down to defeat. And this was due
more to the confidence reposed in
him and in his honesty by the other
legislators. They knew when lie
stood for or against measure he
did so after thorough investigation
and that when he made statement
ON any question under consideration
II was backed up by facts that proved
the correctness and truth OF his
stand. When the session closed he
was the one man who left Salem with
the affectionate regard of every men,
her of the House, for he carried no
bitterness In his heart against any
man and none could hold bitterness
against him. Oregon is fortunate in
having such men as he in the legis-
lature. They are the safety valves
that pr6yent-unfair and unjust meas
ures slipping through.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-03-08

a difficult task. 1t is one that should
be pleasure, for you are simply
offering your tribute, in a quiet. un-
ostentations way, to Him who bore
your burdens TO the Mount of Cal
vary. No matter what you think; no
matter what you believe, 1t will make
of you better man and better wo-
man. II will revive in your heart
feelings that long laid dormant, and
cause you TO look out upon this world
from different viewpoint The
change may be but temporary. but
even so, you will benefit from it, And
il YOU follow up your resolution by
going TO church on succeeding sun
DAYS, that new hope which springs TO
life in your heart today, will spring
anew again, until finally you will
have fed 1t sufficiently with spiritual
nourishment to cause il to gro wand
develop until the good wheat that
the thorns and briars and weeds of
sin that threatened to chocke 1t, shall
be overcome, and il shall be ready for
the reaper on the day of harvest.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-03-08
THIS IS THE
WAY THE BOYS
FEEL ABOUT It

The following poem was sent 10
D, u. burke, president OF Klamath
state Bank. by his son. Percy. aud
was SUNG a. nu entertainment given
~ some Americans over there" M
loubt Il expresses their feelings;
"Sil,rr Threads Among the Hack
Darling. | am coming back,
silver threads among the black,
Now that peace In Europe ncars,
III be home In seven years,
III drop In on YOU some night
with my whiskcrS long and white,
Yes. the war Is over, dear,
And we're Euing home, hear;
Home again with you once more.
Say---hy nineteen twcntysfonr
Once | thought by now Id lie
Sailing back across the sea
Back To- whero YOU sit and pine:
Hut I'm stuck here on tho Rhine.
You can hear the gang all curse.
War Is hcli---but Peace Is worse.
When the next war comes around
In the front ranks I'll bc found.
I'll rush In again pell-mell,
Yes, | will viii like hell,
Ncw March Records, shepherds. 7'a
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-03-08

The subject OF lcsson for sunday,
March .. IL Man
The Sunday school session Ia IRON
e,Ib to l0:4h every sunday morning,
Tho free reading room ana Tree
lending library Is open from 2iSo 10
a,so on Tuesdays, Thursdays and
Saturdays,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-03-08
IRISH MAY FORCE
QUESTIONS SETTLED

PARIS, March s.. II the ,,A
auestion is settled by the Pence "a,
ference, the rricnda of ireland win
stop the ratification ot tho lcovr. " :,
Nations IN the Amcu,tu Cou,,oa.
John o'keHy. delegate ct the prov,
sional irish republic Ia tho peac,
Conference stated yesterday n. A.
c,nred he thought it doubtful II N.
League would he formed
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-03-08

NOTfCE--ln order to insure pub
lication, copy FOR church announce
ments must be ut The Herald ONCE
not later than Friday evening
First Christian Church, cnrror
Ninth and Pine streets. &. +, Trim"
bic, pastor
sunday school at 10 n. N, y?
Sermon ut II n. m,
Sermon at 7;a0 y, NJ,
Christian Endoavor meeting, $50
y. m. at Presbyterian church.
Prayer meeting "Wednesday even
ing ut 1880 y, m.
Methodist Episcopal church, Tenth
and High. Rev. Simpson iiamrick,
pastor, lll7 East street, Phone CIV
As everybody is expected to 80 to
church Sunday. we invite all Metho-
dists and friends OF tho Methodist
church to come without fail to the
services. The subjects Tor sermons
will be up TO date and In keeping
with the times Some good things
are In store for the Methodist people
In the near future, so come aud Iet
ready to enjoy them.
Presbyterian Church, Pine street,
near Second. Rev. II. J. Lawrence
pastor.
Morning worship IL a. m" subject,
Rendering an Account OF our stew
ardship,"
Evening service at 7:30 y. M, sub
ject. "Pro-Satan or the tnpardon'
able Sim
Miss Dorothy Elliott will sing Il
gospel solo. A Bray Photograph film
showing the motorcycle In war Time
A living volcano and II cartoon, The
Torpedo. the Hornet OF the Sea. VIII
be shown with the moving picture
machine.
Sunday school at 10 a. M.
Christian Endeavor at 6430. Topic
Lost by Looking" Temperance:
Proverbs 23:29-35. Prohibition Jubi'
lee. Miss Rachel Applegate, leader
Sacred Heart Churcn. corner Sth
and High streets. Rev. Hugh j. Mar
shall, pastor.
First Mass ut s II. m.
Second Mass ut ~. ~ n. III.
Holy Hour at p. M.
Wednesday Lenten sermon at 7'3O.
Friday. Way of the Cross. 1880.
Easter duty for all Pensioners.
Emanuel Baptist Church. Eleventh
and High streets.
Sunday school at 10 n. III. Mrs. G.,
~. r,, "a,
Rev. w. l.. Wilson OF Portland Is
expected to arrive the last of the
week and occupy the pulpit at II am.
and 1880 p. IN.
First Baptist Church. corner Wash
ington and Eighth. J. B. Griffith.
pastor.
Sunday school at 10 u. M, c, X.
DeLap, superintendent.
Preaching ut IL u. m,
All are cordially invited to worship
with US.
Lutheran services at the Baptist
church scorner Eighth and Washing
ton. at 1880 p. IN. Rev. NJ. Rossmnn
pastor, residence 1877 First street.
Services at 1880 p. m, sermon sub
ject, "Heavenward."
All persons not affiliated with
any church are cordially invited TO at
tend.
. . . .
The Christian Science Society OF
Klamath Falls holds services at il3
Fourth street every Sunday morning
at IL o'clock and every Wednesday
evening at 1880. All are welcome.