The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1919-04-18
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OUR 9TH GRADE REPORTER.
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Charley Davis and Mr.. Paynter are
buying lot Of musk rat hides this
winter. and | never knew where thew
got SO many until today young lady
passed me on the streets all musked-
up smelling like a musk mine and al
low she has been out cetching musk
rats. 1t smells lotter on a Young
woman than it does where the bows
IS SHINING the rats in the first place.
l have often wondered how they get
perfume out of musk rat any how.
You would not take that young wo-
man this morning to be much of a
traPper though, for she was all logged
out hugely and superbly and supreme
ly and did smell so charming like.
Blondell, Gigfray or Smith or Dut-
ton, the effulgent dentists of town. is
going. to get about SIS job today or
tomorrow. 1t is like this following
story: A man who is we'll known for
his supreme laziness was hanging agin
the clothes line, smoking and talking
with another man of his same car
fridge size and carelessly fondlinp the
wire clothes line with his lips, when
his beloved wife, devoted only to the
last suspicion. came out to split her
evening wood. She forgot that the
clothes line was near the ak and
therefore she hit the AK over the same,
twisting out her dear hubby's teeth
clear back behind the CANNES. The
wife wants some washing to do to pay
the aforesaid dentist what rightfully
what will be coming to him.
There is man out in the country
who has never gone to church very
much and who never will go very
much anyhow and doesn't like the
idea of pushing things churchward
now. He said these words in plain
hearing of half dozen reputable citi-
zers, otherwise your seventh grade re-
porter would never report them
Gosh! what do we want with the
churches anyhow? They don't do no
good no time no where" This man
wants to pretend that he got cut of
the church notion during the war
while big things were being perpe-
trated omong the children of men, but
| chance to know that he never did
go to church, for his deeds are of
darkness, and why would any fool
desire to come to the light when he
was dark clean through?
| was standing convenient on the
corner by one of our best groceries
today when a man came out red under
the collar. He failed to get that said
credit of which we so often read. He
was laundering along pretty rapidly
when he met another of his same ilk
and they wound up stupendously
about the aforesaid matter. can just
tell them right off the bat what is
wrong with them. They are liars when
it comes to the day of paying UP
They don't pay tip when they said
they would They get their hook into
the merchants just as far as they can
and then thev lie about settlement
day They don't deserve any credit
and am guessing they amt going to
get no great deal of it in the hereafter,
neither. There is a kind of poor
man what can get credit to his undo
ing, but he does the square and hon
orable thing at all times.
| seen thing today that amt just
as it ought to be. A woman has
heard about airing her bed clothes.
She got the idea and hung hern out
on the line. but holy smoke. hern
needs nearly all the elements known