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The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
HIS REAL PICTURE.

We've had his picture taken dozer
times or more;
We've got him as baby in the dress
es that he wore,
We've got him with his mother, we've
pictured him with me,
But the cameras only seen him ii
the way he ought to be;
And I'd like to have his photo as he
really is today,
With the glorious dirt upon him that
he's gathered in his play.
We've had lis picture taken when his
garments all were trim,
And his face was fixed ard solemn,
but they don't resemble him,
For they do not show the twinkle in
those roueish eyes CT lis,
And they don't portray the rascal as
he mostly is
He is slick and solemn sometimes in
his white and starchy shirt,
But his natural condition is to grin
through Crime and dirt.
I wish | were a painter, | would cam
vas MIN today
In those soilcd and tattered garments
which he wears when he's at
play;
l would paint him in the kniekers
which have sagged unto his shins,
And the shirt waist clinging to them
by the grace of safety pins,
And I'd try to catch the glory of that
smile from ear to ear,
When his dirt is thick upor him and
his smile is just a smear.
His other says we mustn't, but still
insist and say
That we ought to have him pictured
as he really is today,
For | know no sight that's finer for
man to look upon
Than a happy grinning youngstcr
when lis two front teeth are
gone;
And when | come home at evening
and he answers to my call,
| just grab him up and kiss, for |
love him-dirt an all.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
Versigrams
By Mel Graham
THE GUNS ARE COMING HOME
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THE GUNS ARE COMING HOME
Look Jimmie, at the guns going
by, Just see them on that train;
those guns have all been overseas and
now they're home again. Why those
old boys have done a bit we never
can repay, and think how long they've
waited for that chalk mark u. s. A.
Dye mind the time we hit the front,
how shaky we all was, and then the
guns they seemed to say, Just take
a look at us. We all aren't scared,
we're pointing right, and we're all
here to stay and give the Huns a
taste of He'll until the wars last day!
And do you mind how those old guns
that's now a-freighting past, just
seemed to know that every hour
might be the world wars last? And
how they cried for more of shells and
more and more and more, and how we
let loose all we had on that last day
Of the war? They didn't seem to
speak, they spoke, | heard them talk
ing plain; ] told my legs to wait
awhile and served my gun again. And
now those guns are coming home, and
no ones here to tell how those old
boys up on the cars all did their
work so well. Say, jim, no home
they give those guns can be bit too
good; they worked for us, they fought
for US, they good as shed their blood
And though they have no band to play
and they come home alone, we'll wave
them all bit of thanks--the guns
that's coming home"
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
AFTER THE WAR YARNS
By Mel Graham.

The worth of a man as a soldier is
always to be discovered by his exte-
rlor. Pete came to an engineer out
mt with as vacant and INDECENT an ex-
preston, and as listless an attitude.
as could be imagined even in an Ital
ian mill laborer. He could not drill
ne could not speak English, and
about the only job he was deemed fit
for was the job of permanent latrine
police. When his regiment went up
to the front Pete plodded along FOR
the first few days carrying stone for
roads in mechanical sort If wav,
and bothering but little about the
stirring events just ahead. Then one
day the Boche made trouble for
Pete's platoon His corporal was
carried back with leg torn off by
Germa nshrapnel. Pete woke up.
discarded the mechanical mill shuttle,
looked to the loading of his rifle and
asked in broken English why the h
his'company was letting the Bosche
take crack at them without taking
one back. The laborer had become
soldier, Ten days at the front, all
work and no rest, played Pete's com
pany out and the best news of the
mems lives was the news that they
were to be relieved and sent back to
a rest camp. And the only man who
protested was Pete. When the men
of the company ducked their way in
single file back from the front areas,
Pete waxed indignant, cover that
a-away," he cried, pointing his hand
toward the enemy line, cover that
a-away is Communicating phras-
es more vivid than polite to describe
his opinion of the Bosche. "Why you
90 away wrong way?" Pete the wap
had had the blood of some Garibal-
dean ancestors stirred within him and
was no longer Pete the wap but Pete
the warrior
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
Breaks a Cold
in a Few Hours
"Pape's Cold Compound In
stantly Relieves STIFFNESS
and Distress.

Don't stay stuffed-up. Quit blow.
ing and snuffing! A dose of Pape'.
Cold Compound" taken every two
hours until three doses are taken us.
ually breaks up a severe cold and
ends all gripping misery.
The very first dose opens your
clogged-up nostrils and the air pas.
sages of the head; stops nose run
ming; relieves the headache, dullness,
feverishness, sneezing, soreness and
stiffness.
"Pape's Cold Compound" is the
quickest, surest relief known and
costs only few cents at Grug stores.
1t acts without assistance, tastes nice.
contains no quinine-lnsist upon
Pape's!
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
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MARTYRS OF DISCOVERY
: By Mel Graham .
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MARTYRS OF DISCOVERY
There is a general belief in the
world that men who have added to
the greatness of their countries are
seldom rewarded in fitting manner,
and often reap undeserved punish
ment, but how often this fate befell
men whose names are connected with
the early exploration of America, is
less definitely known. Of all the men
who gave their best efforts to Amer
lea none were more faithful than
Columbus, Raleigh, and Henry Hud-
son, and all three died tragic deaths,
Columbus, after three voyages to
America, died in poverty and dis
grace; Raleigh, who had made almost
superhuman attempts to plant the
English flag in America, spent the
latter years of his life in prison and
finally met his death on the scaffold
Hudson was marooned by his own
men on the desolate shores of Hud-
son Bay and there perished-unless
the improbable tradition of some Els
kimo peoples that he became a mem
Der of their tribes is taken for the
truth,
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
Only a Cold.

Are you i'll? Is often answered.
ooh! it's only a cold" as if a cold was
a matter of little consequence, but
people are beginning to learn that a
common cold is a matter not to be
trifed with, that some of the most
serious diseases start with a cold. As
soon as the first indication Of a cold
appears take Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. Remember that the sooner
you get rid of your cold the less the
danger, and this remedy will help you
to throw it off.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
3 Japanese Warships
Ordered To China

PARIS, Dec. Japan has ordered
a cruiser and two torpedo boats to
FuchoW, China, it was announced
here Friday. 1t was said the vessels
were being sent for the protection of
Japanese subjects, and that instruc-
tions had been given the commander
of the squadron forbidding the land
ing Of marines or the use of arms, ex-
cept in case of absolute necessity
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
LIFT OFF CoRNS
WITH FINGERS
Few Drops of "Freezone,- Then
Corns Lift Off-No Painl

A tiny bottle of "Freezone" costs
so little at any drug store; apply a
few drops OF any corn or callus, In
stantly it steps hurting, then shortly
you lift that bothersome corn or cal
lus right off with your fingers. Truly!
No humbug!
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
Lady Astor's
Election Cheers
Women in u. S.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 2.--Election
of Lady Aston, of Virginia, to the
British house of commons was hailed
enthusiastically by prominent women
here today.
"The election Of Lady Aston is not
only a great achievement for her, but
for the women of England and the
United States" said Alice Paul, chair
man Of the National Woman's Party,
"Her election is but another mile
post on the road leading to the inev-
table goal. when all women and mer
shall be recognized as political
equals"
Miss Dorothy Lee Mills, Of the Ma
tional Consumers League, said;
"Laiy Astor's election shows the
progress made by the feminist move
ment during the war Her election
should prove an aid to women in in.
dustry. In the United States, | be-
lieve it will have the effect Of making
it easier to elect women to the House
of Representatives. Many women
will appear as candidates in the next
Congressional election. Women in
the House would act quickly on ques-
tions connected with reducing tho
cost Of living, and human welfare"
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
A Good Cough Medicine for Children.

Mrs. j. W. Phillips, Redon, Ga,
ohoned to J. NJ. Floyd, the merchant
here. for bottle of Chamberlain
Cough Remedy and said she had
bought bottle Of it at his store re-
Gently and that it was doing her chill
dren so much good that she wanted
70 keep up the treatment You will
find nothing better for coughs and
colds in children or for yourself. It
Keeps the cough loose, expectoration
easy and soon frees the system from
the cold.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
This Means You,

When you get up with bad taste
in your mouth, a dull tired feeling,
no relish for food and are cOnstipated
you may know that you need a dose
of chamberlain's Tablets. They not
only cause an agreeable movement Of
the bowels, but cleanse and invigor-
ate the stomach and improve indiges-
ton.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
"KILL.JOYS"
Constipation, Headache,
Colds, Biliousness ended
with "Cascarets"

Nothing takes the joy out of life
quicker than a disordered liver or
waste clogged bowels. Don't stay
sick, bilious, headachy, constipated.
Remove the liver and bowel poison
which is keeping your head dizzy,
your tongue coated, your breath bad
and stomach sour. Why not spend a
few cents for box of Cascarets and
enjoy the incest, gentlest laxative
cathartic you ever experienced?
Cascarets never grippe, sicken or in
convenience one like Salts, Oil, Gallo
mel or harsh pills. They work while
you sleep.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02

David Starr Jordan estimated the
fight of the flying fish of Southern
California at a maximum of a quar-
ter Of a mile,
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02

To stop falling hair at once and
rid your scalp of every particle of
dandruff, get a small bottle of de-
lightful "Danderine" at any drug o1
toilet counter for a few cents and
pour little in your hand and rub it
into the scalp. After several appli-
cations the hair usually stops coming
out and you can't find any dandruff.
Your hair will grow strong, thick and
long and appear soft, glossy and
twice as beautiful and abundant. Try
it!
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02
INSURANCE ALL KINDS
N. T. HOWARD & co.

A whitefsh lays upward of go.
900 eggs.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02

The Jake or gray parrot Of Africa
and the yellow-headed green parrot
of Mexico have the capacity for
speaking the best developed.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02

In the middle ages fossils Of OBJ
solete animals were regarded a dis
carded molld3 Of The Creator.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-12-02

One big ammunition concern fires
$4,000, 900 shots annually in tests to
insure standard quality.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1919-06-17

Albert Bolts sold last week to
Messrs. Greene and Mason, Of
Grassy Lick, this county, his fast
four-year-old trotter, Main Albert,
for price of $500 cash. This
horse was sired by Mainleaf, 2:0ss4
and is out of Emorette, by Gam
BETA Wilkes, being one of the best
bred ones in the country. He is now
in the stable Of Charles w. Bean al
the Montgomery County Fair
Grounds, and will make his initial
start at the Fair here in July. Main
Albert has world of speed, in plain
English is a speed marvel, and after
a few weeks of training has gone a
mile around 2:2O, with half in
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1919-06-17


Prof. T. A. Hendricks, presiden,
of Hamilton College, at Lexington
who will retire from that office with
the close Of the present school year
has accepted a position as principal
of the Clark County High School, a,
Winchester, to succeed Professor j
L. Bosley, resigned. Prof. Hen
bricks has been at Hamilton College
a year, and before going to Lexing-
ton, was superintendent of the pub
lie schools at Paris. His successor
has not yet been selected.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1919-06-17
WEDDING AS WRITTEN BY
CIRCUS PUBLICITY MAN
Cartoons Magazine)

Last night, at the glittering ant
gorgeous home of the brides par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. William Henry
Hicks, 900 Ninth Place, Miss Mary
Gladys Hicks and Mr.. Adclber,
Smithers, were united in the sensa.
tional, awe-inspiring bonds of ma.
trimony. The wedding service was
pronounced by the Spiritually and
Right Reverend Doctor Morton S
buds, rector Of the exceptionally
and exceedingly exclusive Saint
Croesus- in the Fields.
The bride entered upon the mas
sive, muscular and marvelously
moulded arm of her father, passing
through an avenue of the largest
longest and latitudinest tropic palms
in captivity, while the air about was
heavy with the shimmering, seething
scent of spring ranged in racy and
rollicking array about the handsome
and harmonious Hicks home. An or
chestra of four-count them!-
clever, comic and delightfully."- daring
musicians, supplied the mushy mel
odious music to which the bridal
party modestly and morally march
ed. The grand gigantic and brobig-
nagian groom accompanied by his
bald, brave best man, Mr.. W. Percy
Smithers, awaited them at the i'm
provised, but otherwise, faultless al
tar.
See the solemnly spectacular
meeting of the bride and groom! See
the merry and meritorious maid Of
honor! See the four-count them
-beauteous, beaming and brilliant
bridesmaids. See the innocent, : in
fantile, infnitesimal flower girl, Miss
Teenie Hicks, in her fearless, fasci-
mating, but foolish act of scattering
fair, freakish and fragrant flowers
in the path of her sister, the bride !!
See them ALL! They are ALL IN
all under one roof! One
remember, admits to them
all, including the concert after the
The bride was attired in a silvery
and silken something of extreme
surmounted by vapor-
Gus veil, fastened to her polished
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1919-06-17

and perfumed hair with the bursting,
emblazoning blossoms of the orange
Elsewhere upon her proud but in no
sense ponderous person was a slick,
snowy and scintillating diamond and
bedazzling sunburst, the graceful
gift Of the generous and godlke
groom. And remember-EVERY-
THING ABSOLUTELY NEWT
After the affecting and effective
ceremony, real, roaring reception
was held, fun ferociously fast taking
the place of rigid and rigorous re-
straint in the precious and palatial
Hicks parlors. See the sinuous
smiles tripping through the tor
rents of tears! Witness the cute,
cunning and comedy kisses! Hear
the conglomerate and contradictory
congratulations. Hear the silly and
simian Shippers! See the flippant
and frumpish friends of the family
Listen to the glorious gurgle of the
able and absolutely alcoholic punch
And RE-MEM- BER-ONE INVITA-
TION ADMITS TO ALL!
The bride was the radiant, enrap-
tured recipient of a superbly great
and indescribably glorious, glitter
ing and gorgeous galaxy of gifts, the
presents being under the shrewd,
sharp and singularly all-seeing eye
of pompous and private detective.
A supper, the most stupendous, SEN
sational and superlatively complete
ever served in any land, was spread
in the draped and dainty dining room
by cool, keen and calculating ca
terer.
THE GRAND EXIT! At eleven
o'clock, amid scenes of astounding
and unparalleled impertinence, and
hellish, inhuman hail of ancient and
antiquated shoes, mixed and mingled
with ribald rice, the young couple
left on a desperately dangerous and
delightfully."- demonstrative bridal
tour. They will be gone three
count them weeks.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1919-06-17

State Of Ohio City Of Toledo.
Lucas County. ss.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he
IL senior partner of the firm Of f. J..
Cheney q Co.. doing business in the City
OF Toledo. County and State aforesaid,
and that said firm will pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured By the use Of HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9Th day of December,
A. ID. 1856. A. w. GLEASON,
(SeaD Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Medicine Is taken in
ternally and acts through the Blood on
the Mucous Surfaces OF the System. Send
for testimonials free.
sF :. CHENEY q CO, Toledo. o.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1919-06-17

1'O61s, and it is freely predicted
that he will trot in 2 10 or better this
fall. Here's hoping that our young
friends may reap several thousand
dollars for their fast horse.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-31
DO YOU WANT
PINK CHEEKS?

When a woman's color fades, when
her cheeks and lips grow pale and she
gets short of breath easily and her
heart palpitates after slight exertion or
under the least excitement, it means
that she is suffering from thin blood.
Build up the blood and it quickly
brings brightness to the eyes and puts
color in the cheeks and lips. A treat
ment that will do this is recommend
ed by Mrs. r. A. Tarr, of No. SO
Custer avenue, Youngstown, Ohio.
81 was very pale" says Mrs. Tarr,
Sin fact my face was white. was so
weak everything seemed to worry me
and / was cross and irritable. II
seemed as if could sleep all the time.
My eyes and head would ache terribly
and my stomach troubled me.
ga friend of mine who had used DR..
Williams Pink Pills with great bene-
fit recommended them to me and [
noticed an improvement after using
the first box. / have taken three
boxes and my color is good. 1 am
much stronger and my sleep rests me.
My appetite has returned, my digeS-
ton is good and ] have new ambition.
l have recommended DIR. Williams
Pink Pills to several and shall always
be glad to say good word for the
remedy"
This tonic treatment is useful in dys-
pepsia, rheumatism, anemia, and ner-
vous disorders. In many cases it is all
the medical treatment that is required.
AS tonic for growing girls DR.. VIII
liams' Pink Pills meet every require
ment of the most careful mother.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists, or will be sent by mail,
postpaid, on receipt of price, so cents
per box; six boxes, $3.50, by the DR..
Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady,
N. Y. A booklet, Building Up tho
Blood" will be mailed free to any I'D.
dress upon request.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-31
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
News of the Town and Village Told
Briefly for Busy Readers

StAN''y - ~S
Miss Anna Chase of the Woodford
read is i'll.
Fred Gunzel. an employee at the To-
cal express office is sick.
Roscoe Brown a clerk in the Girls
void store is in New York for week.
The Boy Scouts will have a meet
ing at the Y. NJ. c. A. at s o'clock
tonight.
Born Saturday at the Putnam Mem
orial hospital son to Mrs. Eugene
Graham.
Harry c. Roster returned the latter
part of last week from a several days
stay in New York.
The regular monthly meeting of the
Faternal Order of Eagles will be held
on Tuesday evening.
F. c. Martin, E. T. Griswold and
George A. Parker are in Rutland to-
day on business connected with the
Methodist church.
Rev. Albert Smering of Saratoga of
fciated at the St. Francis de Sales
church on Sunday He returned
home this morning.
Annette Kellerman. the worlds per-
feet woman in Queen of the Sea-"
at the Harte Theatre tomorrow after
noon and evening. Adv.
Miss Eva Deslaurier, a student
nurse at the Troy hospital, was with
her mother, Mrs. Emma Deslaurier of
North street, over Sunday.
Mrs F. c. Catozzi and two children,
and Miss Alice l.. Blue of Rutland
are spending the week with their
sister, Mrs John T. Gibney of Union
street.
Mrs. Katharine Grant of Imperial
avenue has recovered from few
days illness and resumed work this
morning in the Bennington Sanitary
Laundry.
Courage for Two featuring Car
lyle Blackwell and Evelyn Greeley
and Chapter No. of THE Master
Mystery" with "Houdini' at Harte
Theatre today. Adv.
Mrs Willard II. Lighthall and little
son Burt OF Washington street, left
this morning for Mrs. Lighthalls for.
mer home in Mechanicville. They
win visit relatives for a week.
The demonstration meeting which
was to have been held Wednesday
afternoon at Bennington Falls, has
been indefinitely postponed on ac.
count of the influenza epidemic.
Annette Kellerman in Queen of
the Sea- pursued by enemies, makes
daring IS foot dive from cable into
the boiling surf! See this picture
and cork%g good comedy at lIarte
Theatre tomorrow, Adv.il " si
Francis E. Morr1ssey, deputy EN-
pl6yee OF the department OF internal
revenue left Sunday for Manchester
NJ H. lie came over from Brattle
bore. Friday to spend the week end
vita ibis parents Village President
and'nhs. J.--p, Morrissey. -.-.-
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-31
Iona Mountain Rance,

Sumatra is Of volcanic origin, and,
together with the other members of
the Malay group, formed in an early
period of the world part Of the Ash
attic continent. The Barisons. or SUI
matra Alps, form a broken chain Of
mountains, running lengthwlse Of the
island. Some Of the highest points OF
the chain are 10000 and 1900 feet
above the level Of the sea.-Rocky
Mountain Herald.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-31
INDIAN UPRISING
Garrison Killed at Yunka in
Argentina.

Buenos Ayres, Friday. Mar 2S.-A
general Indian uprising in Formosa
province is reported. On tribe has
sacked the fort at Yunka. killing the
garrison of two non-commissioned Off
GERS and fifteen soldiers. The Indians
escaped taking horses, munitions and
supplies from the fort National
troops are being hurried TO the pro-
vince. Many settlements have been
attacked by the outlaws. 'st
The province of Bormosa is in the
northeastern part OF Argentina and Is
bounded on three sides by the Para.
quay. Pilcomayo and Bermejo Rivers
II is a great. forest-eovered plain
sparsely settled, having a population
OF 1853. in 1900. ssss.alstrsasssa,ss-sr
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-31
FAVoRs REVOLUTION
Attitude Of Former Socialist candi.
date For Mayor.

Cleveland. Ohio, March SO.-"No
more reforms in the present econo-
mic and political system will be sup.
rorted. Our whole plan is reyolu
ton" declared c. H. Ruthenberg. for.
mer Socialist candidate for mayor
who presided at a meeting of Cleve.
the Left Wing platform, said to
ally the organization with the Belshe-
yih and Spartacans, was adopted.
The action of the meeting, pract.
cally unanimous. according to Mr..
Ru.henberg, eliminates as force in
Cleveland politics, the Right" or con
servatiyc section OF the party which
would bring its principles into prac.
tice by their votes
The meeting endorsed call for an
international convention which would
iEcludev representatives of thc COM
munist party OF Russia( BolshevikD
and the communist labor party (Spar.
tacansl OF Germany,