The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1919-03-22

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The editor left this morning for
Enterprise, Oregon, to be gone two
weeks. During his absence Brown
M. Schick, of Palouse, will have edi-
torial charge of the paper. Mr..
Schick is no stranger to Moscow
people and patrons of The Mir
ror. Any assistance rendered Mr.
Schick in the matter of news gather
ing, will be appreciated by him and
the management.
One cause of the bone-dry victory
Brooklyn Eagle.
The ex-Kaiser is still at large; I'M
wept, unhonored and unhung-Brook
lyn Eagle.
Blood and iron having failed, they
will try soft-soap and whine
Greenville Piedmont
John Barleycorn has lost his place
in the sun, but he has his noonshine
stiH.-Greenville Piedmont.
All general deficiency bills in fu-
ture should contain salaries of Sen
ators.-Wall Street Journal.
In place Of rail splitters in Ameri-
can politics, we now have hair-split-
ters.-Lohg Island City Star
The. Senate's chief objection to, the
League idea is that Wilson is Dem
ocrat.-Greenylle Piedmont.
Foch wept when he signed the
armistice. The Huns weep every time
he signs an extension.-Gree
Piedmont.
The farmers who work only from
sun-up to dark shouldn't care a boot
what the. clock says about anything.
-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Harmonious nations brought the
Hun to his knees. Inharmonious ma
-tions may let him up again Green
vile Piedmont.
The world will be full of a number
of drinks
No matter what William H. Ander-
son thinks.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Black, red and gold for Germany's
national flag. Black" ventures
Badly, 'for their future, red for their
past, and gold for the indemnities
they must chicago Tribune.
Those friends who are urging the
President to introduce the Irish ques-
aion in the Paris Conference do not
seem to understand that the Presi-
dent is trying to bring about peace.
Houston Post
Southerners who fear an over-pro-
duction of cotton this year have our
consent to plant watermelons instead,
but we don't suppose they will with
out a guaranty of SIS slice.-Kansas j
City Star.
These feather-and-s banquets are j
a great improvement on the confer
ences the two used to have in the
Joseph Gazette
The Jap says he is proud of his rec :
ord in the Pacific. Sure. But pride
isn't valid title to real estate
Greenville Piedmont.
Trouble will start when the return
ed hero suggests giving the first girl
baby certain French name-Green-
vile Piedmont.
Ferd calls his paper The Dearborn
because its birth cost SO q
much and it can run without sub
,cribers or Observation-Disclosures z
florida Times Union. &
AS the time for presenting the AL q
les bill for reparation draws near, y
Germany shows Increasing signs of 3
dsanity.-Brooklyn Eagle. ~
Before these tight skirts came in q
re used to send missionaries to China g
} see that the feet of the little Chi q
ese girls were unbound SO they could ~
ak Indianapolis News. ~
The, Hun was licked because there q
ere too many nations against him. q
Z may get off light noB for the y
me, .reason.-Greenvill Piedmont. "
1t would seem, from reading of the w
volutions and assassinations in Ger "
any, that in setting up their, repub- "
|. the. Germans had selected the ~
exieans republic as a model.-Hous- ~
4 Post. ~
The Kaiser is said to be broke. ~
rem If that is so, he should cheer up w
the knowledge that soS are q lot q