The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-08-23

ONES best girl Just about az oxhllarat
Ing sH 10 used tu be- when one wont
buggy riding and had 60 keep both.
hands uu the roins
va md his best girl wcro motoring
Along clayton ward whom RS was
inr"
"only ono hand ON the stoerlng
wheel" Tie constable toatnod. "ntnorI
wae around the young ladv"
1.-THE other arm 9' smiled the Young.
man. 'eurc. I don't mind telling YOU.
70 was sn the hack 20 the seat aud q
guess " she didn't care IL was no skin.
OF tho ronstahlcs NOSE"
However tho constable seemed toI
think 10 wns Skin OF his nose" aud
aH see remarked, pnchod "a. nicklup
hiN pockcthook o. tho tune of 81 go
The cnso goes to n higher couro not
because va Thought Ho much ~ 81 ga.
hut because hc wants 90 have q, log
ATTY established 10y higher court that
pnc-arm driving rucs with the law NJ
the young lady doesn't object
Aud in Chicago In the summer of
ISIS. some smart Aieck citv cons ar
rested q YOUNG man who with ha host;
riri drove down state street He had
one hand on the rcins and the other
about tho girl sn "aho Couldn't ram
planned 60 the Judge rat tho Judge
said "uisofdcrly conduct 81 and
costs"
That young man. too. protected nt
the way cops ana Judges were running
the buggy riding Industry for young
folks. hut before he Rot the casc act
tlcd hIs way everybody had sold ma
buggy 90 buy tires for his automobile
And along in about 1883 or There
ahouts some fresh aerial traffic uff
ccr viii pinch iov riding couple he
cause the young man is guiding his
nirplanc with one hand and hueging
the rir with the other arm
hut before hc gcis the case firmly
decided in fnyor ~ tho one-nrm nvia-
iora young mon viii begin taking tlicir
best girls out la some newer method
Of transportation. ana the whole pro-
gram viii have 60 get started ngain
Which reminds US that an English
prophet had this hunchii
All vehicles, excepting only those
I used Ia Transporting freight will he
Z iunked No more passenger traffic on
railroads no need FOR passenger air
I planes. automobiles on bupEies. IN
/ decd. the travel uf human beings ptao
tiraily viii cease Everybody win
stay az home. and no shoe leather will
ho worn out
/ " " ne WIS way
Humnns viii be- equipped with indi-
/ vidunls wireless telouboncs so they
I can tank with oach other thousands of
miles apart mo- need 10 run down to
I New York. ovoF tu London coz Manila
/ to visit or transact business
Humans will be- equipped with n
] wireless lens outfit tprephei doesn't
say how an when which viii enable
I them 10 see clear round the world Soc
/ "a typho0n IN the South Sea gorilla
/ in central Africa. or q holshovist In
/ pctrognd. Just as easily aa one sees
( the plate on the table al dunor-no
need TO race around the globe To- SOC
/ this thing or that person.
Humans will hy method now un
{ known, SHIFT ocean streams so that
/ northern countries viii he warmed b,
! southern currents and the tropics VIII
! bo cooled by Arctic waters Climat,
t the Same the world oNcr--uo need "a
4 so 10 Palm Beach in winter and north
( in summer Mavhe thcvll be able ~
( eet a whiff of tho ocean into kansas
/ in August hv lcading ~ an the Miwis.
aippi aud MiHsnuri rivors'
That win be the NE. oh boy