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The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
IUT)NATIC PLANE GUIDE
NEW INVENTION OF AMERICAN
IMPROVES AIR SERVICE,
machine VIII Land at Any Designated
Point Without the Aid Of Human
Hands

Fort Worth.--Under automatic con
'rol' an airplane capable Of carryinl
heavy load, and operated without
'he aid OF human hands, has made ,
UP Of 100 miles and landed within 3
snort distance Of the point designated
mat II set out to reach. Secretary
newton D. Baker made this announce.
ment IN an address here. The sscre.
'ary came to Fort Worth to investi.
gate conditions at Camp Bowie.
The device which has made such a
flight possible, and which has bean
Kept secret, Baker said, is an auto.
matte guide for airpIanes and VA, in.
vented in America. It is designed AZ
an instrument Of war, and the score.
tary in referring to 1t, declared that
1t would add to the horrors Of future
wars II the league Of nations vas a
failure.
When the arnistice was signed
inc invention was 80 near completion
tnat In an actual test an airship with.
out an occupant was sent d on a trip
OF more than 100 miles, he ssid. An
alrplane went under the control of 4
plot without making q landing. and
to Its point Of origin after
coating the distant objective for the |
est. Then was sent out under auto
matte control another airplane to land
u the = designated point and Il effect.
q the landing so close to that point
nat "had 1t been shsii II would h.ye
zen considered q good shot
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
TUNNEL UNDER CHANNEL
oHsAM OF ENGLAND ABOUT TO
BE REALIZED.
Cost Estimated at t1oo,ooo,ooo BY
somar Law, Who Says Pro.
jeet 10 Being Considered.

London.-Five years would be- "a
CURED to complete the proposed tun
mel under the English Channel from
england to France, according to an
authoritative estimate. 1t is said that
IN ordinary times the cost of the work
would be about $SO,Ooo,OoO, but in
View Of increased cost of labor and
materials, the expense involved would
under present conditions, be nearly
aloo,ooo,ooo.
The plan would give employment to
a million workmen.
Inc Daily Mail claims to have def.
mite information that the British and
french Governments have agreed to
the construction Of the tunnel and
that the details are now being dis.
Guessed by q special delegation IN
Paris. which also is considering thu
building Of tunnels under the Bosphn.
rus and the Strait Of Gibraltar.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
PRICES PAID ~ FARMERS

Inc average price Of things Dough
by farmers in 1918 is estimated +,
DC ABOUT - per cent higher than /,
1917 about 81 per cent higher tba,
In 1914 and los per cent higher thar
prices OF articles bought by farmer,
in 1900, says the Department Of Arr;
culture.
rr'ces OF articles which farmer,
sell were only about II per cent hjrh.
er In 1918 than in 1917, but about 81
per cent higher than in 1914. That is
since 1914 the prices Of articles which
farmers buy and prices Of ARTICLES
"hleh farmers sell increased in about
the same proportion. Farmers nro.
duets were the first to advance but
other products during the past year
nave overtaken the advance Of farm
products.
Thus from 1914 to 1917 the advance
OF farm products was about "a NOR
ceht as compared with an advance Of
10 per cent for articles farmers buy,
out Ill the past year increase of farm
p'''uetS was as stated and only about
n per cent for the other articles.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
TAX PURCHASERS NOTICE

10 Lind Wardlow or any other nor.
son Interested:
You are hereby notified that OF,
July 9th, 1918, at the principal front
(nor OF the Court House in the town
Oh Arcadia, Bienville Parish. La, I
purchased at Tax Sale the following
described property, to.wit:
e IL OF NV ii, Sec. q, tn, is,
r. s.
AND the price. for which same was
SOLD and the amount of taxes and cost
OF this notice being $1S.9S. The deed
ls recorded in Book No. 81, on page
2os, and was recorded on Oct, oath
!9lS, and the said property was sold
for taxes of 1917.
This the 3rd day of April, 1919.
: s. A. COOK, Arcadia, La,
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
RAILWAYS SECURE MONEY
WAR BOARD WILL FINANCE rHr
CARRIERS.
enough Money viii Be- Advanced 10
Meet April capisa' Require.
merits,

x "ashinston.--plans for tinanc,n.
.ne railroads under the federal CON
1Ioi until congress appropratos sut;
Gent funds for: caHtsl expenditure,
naVe been arranged BY the war ansnc,
corporation, he railroad administers
'ion and the individual roads.
The war finance corporation vii,
maze direct loans to the railroads
Eugene Meyer, Jr., managing directo,
u ", the corporation. has annot,csd.
The war finance corporation al.
ready has begun filing application,
tor advances from tho indivldua,
soads to meet Apra Requirements
Meyer said The railroads are ofer.
iEs as collateral for their own notes,
certificates Of Indebtedness issued ia
lem By the railroad administration.
To date the var finance CORPORATION.
'1as loaned s11s,6eo.0oo to the roads
Tnls sunn includes sso,oto,ooo "a.
'snced To the railroad ADMINISTERS.
ton,
Ih's policy Of loanins money to
railroads Ii expressly provided IN tho
act ufaer which the war finance cor.
f'rat.on operstes," Meyer said.
Officials Of the corporation declared
saat with certificates Of the raiIroad
attached to railroad
these notes Of the railroads
could be turned over to private finan.
.'al institutions later, If necessary.
CIT lor the present, 1t was stated, tho
AZ hnahce corporation will hold the
= our'ty for the loans.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
WEBSTER GOES FOR PARISH.
WIDE SCHOOL TAX SYSTEM

by an overwhelming majority town
and country joined hands in the cleo
ton held throughout Webster parish
tuesday to vote on the proposition ia
levy a special five mill parish.wide
SCHOOL tax for the support Of the
schools of the parish. Unofficial 70.
turns Indicate that upwards of 600
'o'eS We're cast, not more than u Of
the number being recorded In the mega
i've More than half the precincts
i'ol'i'lS elections voted solidly for tho
levy. Minden led the way with O,
votes Solidly for the measure. and vac
followed by Dubberly, Yellow Pine
Antioch, Gum Springs, Point, Old
Hhongaloo Ferry, Evergreen. Union
Springs, Haynes, potters', Oak Grove
rlne Grove, Brushwood, Burton, Minis
anu blocker's and possibly Others. In
a number of polling places only ono Or
Two votes were cast against the mons.
ure' HOFFMAN and Sarepta were tho
only places to return adverse major.
ties
Inc voting of this tax means ,hat
'he numerous school districts present.
y existing will be abolished, and the
PARISH made the unit. with a uniform
'chool term. The plan is to have
'lne'months term for all white schools
md a five-nonths term for co1ored
chOols.
Inc parish school board will me.t
oday friday, and promulyate ,hp ,
esults OF the observation-disclosures Siy.
al, Minden. !
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
BOY SCOUTS HOLD COURT
AT HIGH SCHOOL BUILDING

The Arcadia Boy Scouts presented
their first public trial last Friday night
at the high school auditorium. Cases
against members Of the local troup
are usually confined to the regular
meeting place, but this time moot
case was gotten up and the Scouts in.
vited their friends out to it. The case
was State vs. "Chick' Snatcher. in
which the sail "Chick" was indicted
for snatching two chickens off the roost
'of Mrs. Jackson. A jury was EN-.
paneled and "Chick," enacted by ]. T.
Currie, was tried under the Scout laws.
After a very interesting line of evi.
dence was introduced by either side
and arguments very ably presented by
counsel for the State. Price Aycock and |
Roy Taylcr, and for the defense by |
counsel King Murphy and Ralph Golf
and the jury found the defendant not
guilty. Mayor B. F. Barnette acted
as judge.
The trial was written and put on
under the direction Of Assistant Scout.
master p. +. Brown, and was a sue.
cess IN every detail. Mr.. Brown lust.
y received great deal Of praise for
The success Of his efforts. The boys
'lso deserve credit for the manner in
which they executed the plans Of their
eader.
On Friday night of next week the
scouts will entertain their friends
gain with murder trial, State VS.. }
sergeant Morrison, when a war story
'ill form the subject of the plot. n
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
7 rv,-y, O--------1--
GIVE SYRUP OF FIGS"
TO C0NSTIPATED CHILD
delicious Fruit Laxative" can't harm
tender little Stomach, Liver
and Bowels

tender little Stomach, Liver
and Bowels
Look at the tongue, mother. 1
coated your little ones stomach, live,
ana bowels need cleansing at once
"hetl peevish, cross, listless, do.sn,
Sleep' eat or act naturally, or is fever
'sh' stomach sour, breath bad; has sore
throat, diarrhoea, full Of cold, give q
teaspoonful Of "Callfornia Syrun of
rigs" and in a few hours all the fou)
"onstlpated. waste, undigested food and
sour bile gently moves out Of its little
bowels without gripping, and you have
a WE'LL playful child again. Ask your
druggist for bottle Of "Californio
Syrup Of Figs" which contains fu,1
directions for babies, children Of all
ages and for grown.ups.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
NEWS FROM SALINE

Ar. and Mrs. A. r. Macdonald arc
IN Shreveport this week.
Miss Johnnie D. Mccoy spent Sat.
urday and Sunday at her, home hero
Miss Bessie Miller. spent the week.
end at her home in Bienville.
Miss Henry, of Bienville, spent sew.
eral days last week with her uncle,
Mr.. A. H. Enloe.
A very interesting program was civ.
en- at the school house Friday night
Tor the benefit of the school library.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17

concerning the efforts to make per GO
paVld Lloyd'George says: Can NOT
Tie people wait until we have tlni h.
Ell our work instead of always wantin.
10 Judge our intentions? This confer.
ence had to meet and discuss things
under conditions unprecedented in his
'orv' All eyes are turned toward il.
and what is more grave, all ears orc
glued at its keyhole."
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
g, q. u isfanIno nn.S ,

chicago. - Will Hays, chairman Of
the Republican national committee,
Is here to establish bis listening
post with the purpose Of getting a
line on the political sentiment Of the
country.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
State to Help Raise Sheen

~, " ''e'P ha'Se SneeP.
charleston, W. Va. The state q,
west Virginia has decided to raise
sneep, with A. e. Aegen and 8. M.
Croft. OF Grove City, Pa, and Charles.
ION, and other business men Of this
'tate' Pasture has been purchased,
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17

Inc parents of this city would NOT
nurt their children any if they insist.
Ell upon their regular attendance At
one OF the excellent Sunday schools
fhat operate every Sunday.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17

Inc Democrat is only s1.5o, eat
u you are farmer, merchant, banker,
lawyer 1t will be worth a hundred
times that much to you. Subscrb,
now.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
STRICT SANITATION
|. IN CATTLE ABORTION
(NlmALs AFFECTED WITH THIS
DISEASE SHOULD Be sEpARAT.
ED FROM HEALTHY STOCK.
0 SPECIFIC YET FOUND
|a",'a''oh and Precautions Aaains.
introduction Of Abortion Oh.
ease Are Measures Rec.
Commended.

Strict sanitation and nrac,,,,,,,,
Iainst the introduction Of the ,nfec
pm, from infected localities are thu
easures IN combating tie sboy1,e-
ses'e Of cattle recommended by II.
H. Dairy np!e Of tn, dogars,pen, ri
'e''haTy ,cisnco, Louisiana st,,,
diversity.
"A great ioal Of inr2sti,o. o. h .
en conduit ed in the abortion .,;sss.
cattle, as we'll as Experiments ri, !,
GENES, in the form Of bsoter,ns. ~
hed abortion germs, etc., to try IA
d a preventive that would BE- effac.
IT," says DR.. Dalrymple. However
corolns to the most reliable aut5o
es, l,othin@ has ye. oetn found II
De cons, iered s}ee.ao, alto,
ny are advertised; Ind UNI s.r..
ns mas been obtainad, which ls
noped may not be tar in the futv,
Will have to rely on strict SAM, ).
TOT the best results; which nu,t
evident when it is stated that tn
ection, according tc those who have
estlgated The matter most ttorous,,
Is mtrodaced into the animals sr;.
through the medium Of feed srl
yer that las been contaminated * !
infected discharges frcsa .he d.. |
ed COW, or from the afterbirth ~ !
Prtlon' or both; and also by contact
n the bull that has pr,vlously
wed an infected female.
All affected animals should DO ir,.
diately and completely isolated.
a thorough Job of cleaning 70
|uld be done, so as to leave the sta.
or houses, where affected animals
|e been, as free OF any infected ma.
al as possible. Everything inside
stable should be flushed with hot
Ter, IN which may be mixed some
ctive germ killer, such as one or
other OF the coal-tar dips, in solu.
Of about S per cent.
Lime should be freely used, and
fcially where drains and bitches
hect with the buildings.
Where practicable, the stable or
ding. after thorough cleansing and
nfecting, should be left vacant. !
open, for Q week or two at least. I
People who attend on the affected '
pals should have their duties con. a
entirely to them, and should have t
connection whatever with the /,
thy stock. v
Pr, II help cannot be spared for Il
work alone, they should arrange
hvs some old clothes, or overslls. u
Phoss. that they may use and leave Il
he infected premises. and which o.
ultimately be burned up; and Of
should have some disinfectant 80. al
p In which to sterilize, or disin. pl
their hands, etc., before leaving. re
pimals that have aborted should -. ~
their sftcrbirths removed as soon -. &c
Psslble and burned up; and the =.
90 fwonb) and vaginal cavities, AZ ~
the outside Of tho senitals and ~ ~
well as the limbs down to the bs
should be carefully treated
"a good dlsinfectant. For the IN.
pa, a Ia to per cent Of lysol;
FOR the outside, somewhat on
Der solution. wa
IS very important that every pre-. del
"a 30 taken to prevent the intro. 90
% OF the infection from infected W
PIES. through new importations,
PARTICULARLY among pregnant an.
raj
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
Sells War Supplies.

washington. Sales to foreign sov.
srnments Of more than 500, 900. 900 Of
war supplies is announced by the war
department. Most OF tho material hss
gone to France who needs smokeless
powder, acids and copper.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17

Are you a subscriber to your parish
paper? You should be.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17

ewriter Ribbons and Supplies.
ienville Democrat.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1919-04-17
Bandits Attack Train

S"IVitS NtIAck Train.
washington bandits de.
rallied and attacked a Tamplco.Mo
,erey railroad train and injured J, P,
Mennett, an American. The h,ra,t.
oarned part Of the train equipment.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-20

the wife of Andrew Forester, social
Bolsheviki. have provided thousands
of women with word pictures OF their
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-20
PAGE SEVEN

own personal wifely problems.
Local theatre-goers, who Fave read
the book, or the story AZ It was pub
lished serial;y in one of the leading
national magazines, will find that the
film production keeps close In the the
action, to the various situations in
the development of the printed YER
sion.
When pacifst who ordinarily sees.
pink is kicked hard enough to see red.
watch out! That is why Eliot Brain
ard espoused the cause of. hts Country
against the Huns m "Tell That to the
Marines. the new Paramount F1Agg
comedy which will be shown at the
Murrette theatre Thursday. Friday and
Saturday.
Brainard protested against the war
spirit in the militant youth Of Amer.
lea and got into serious trouble. Nan
Wolcott, his fiancee, breaks their en-
gagement because her sweetheart is
no he-man and he goes to the country
to escape the war maniacs. He finds
his former fiancee IN the hands OF q
Hun spy, whom she is tracing. and
the spectacle rouses all his manhood
to the degree that he Stays the Hun
and joins the Marines. All the pink
in his moral vision had deepened into
red and what he did to the Huns later
on may be imagined.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-20
GLASS OF SALTS IF
YOUR KIDNEYS HURT
Eat Less Meat If You Feel Baekachy
or Have Bladder Trouble
Salts Fine for Kidneys.

Meat forms uric acid which excites
and overworks the kidneys in their eff
forts to filter it from the system
Regular eaters of meat must flush the
kidneys occasionally. You must relieve
them like you relieve your bowels
removing all the acids. waste and pois.
on, else you feel a dull misery in the
kidney region, sharp pains in the
back or sick headache. dizziness, your
stomach sours, tongue is coated and
when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy. full of sediment: the channels
often get irritated, obliging you to get
UP two or three times during the
night.
To neutralize these irritating acids
and flush off the body's urinous waste
get about four ounces of Jad Salts
from any pharmacy; take a table
spoonful in glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine and bladder
disorders disappear. This famous
salts is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon juice, combined with lithia,
and has been used for generations to
clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys
and stop bladder irritation. Jad Salts
is inexpensive; harmless and makes
delightful effervescent lithia-water
drink which millions of men and wom-
en- take now and then, thus avoiding
serious kidney and bladder Diseases
Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-20
News from Surrounding
Communities


izing School Wagons" C. C. Spring.
president Eaton school board; THE
School and the Community" Rev. G.
s. Masterson. Campbellstown; Some
Values OF the Consolidated School,
L. F. Schieser. superintendent Monroe
township centralized schools; School
Fnances," Frank G. Shuey, president
Camden school board. The addresses
were followed by a general discussion
Of the subject. A list OF twenty timely
topics were presented for round table
discussion.
The basketball game to have been
played here Friday evening between
the local High school and the Arcanum
High school has been postponed on
account of the death of Miss Marie
OLeary, daughter of Superintendent
John O'Leary of the local schools.
Miss Marie O'Leary, aged 81. daugh-
ter Of Superintendent John OLeary Of
the local public schools. died Tuesday
evening at the residence North Cherry
street, death resulting from spinal
meningitis. Miss O'Leary was taken
Ill some time ago with influenza and
relapse developed pneumonia, fol-
lowed by spinal meningitis. She was
graduate OF the local ScnOOlS anu
had attended Miami university. She
leaves only her parents. Funeral SER
vices will be held Friday afternoon at
the home, with Rev. +. ]. Simpson,
Presbyterian church. IN charge. In
terment will be in Mound Hill ceme-
terry.
OXFORD, Or Hugh NJ. Moore,
village health officer and vice-president
of the Farmers State bank, and Miss
Elizabeth Beaton, daughter of Village
Clerk D. P. Beaton, for number of
years a teacher in the High school,
slipped down to Glendale yesterday
afternoon and were married in Trinity
Episcopal church, the Rev. Gilbert p.
Symonds officiating. DR.. and Mrs.
Moore left Cincinnati last evening for
a three-weeks' trip to Florida.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-20

Japanese manufacturers of electri-
cal apparatus are planning to show
their independence of Germny as a
source of electric locomotives
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-20

| CLEVELAND-Frog road is nothing
but stream Of mud and water, Royal
township farmers said 1t was sug-
gested that the name was wrong, SO
| they voted to change it.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-20
ASSERTS RHEUMATIC
IMPURITIES CAN'T
STAY In BODY
When My Prescription Goes in,
Rheumatism Goes Out Along
with all Poisonous Uric
Acid, Says Discoverer
James HI. Allen.

/ Because he was crippled with ter
rible rheumatism and unable to work.
and because doctors failed to help him,
Mr.. James H. Allen of Rochester de-
cided to help himself.
Persistent study, ceaseless patience
land frequent experiments convinced
him that before anyone could be free
from rheumatism the poisons and i'm
purities often called uric acid deposits,
must be dissolved in the joints. liga-
ments and muscles and expelled from
the system.
1t took some years to get this idea
into the form of prescription, but
perseverance finally conquered and in
a very short period every pain and
twinge and trace Of rheumatism was
forced to flee and Mr.. Allen turned
himself from a rheumatic wreck into
a strong. healthy, robust man.
So pleased was he with his success
that he named this wonderful medicine
Allenrhu. Many others cursed with the
agony of rheumatism tried it with re-
suits that were almost magical
Requests for Allenrhu became so
numerous that a decision was reached
to let sufferers know of the discovery
through the newspapers and now
druggists throughout the country dis
pense the Allenrhu prescription. or can
get it for you on short notice.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-20
Ohio News
in Flashes

COLUMBUS-Beca he took the
part of privates under courtmartial,
Captain Francis Doyle. of Columbus
barracks, faces a courtmartial. He
wired to the general commanding the
central department for a copy Of the
evidence in case, after his COM
handing officer had denied the re-
quest.
CLEVELAND - Cuyahoga county
farmers are thinking of raising their
own smokes next year, because Of the
high price of tobacco.
CLEVELAND-W. ], Haywood, re-
turned soldier, couldn't get back his
old Job in the East Cleveland fire de-
partment. He complained to City
Manager C. NJ. Osborn.
NCINNATI-Refused glass of
beer in local saloon, because he was
drunk and sick, William Tibbs. rail
road detective, shot and killed JOS
eph Tibbs and seriously wounded Ber-
nard Bruemmer, policeman, and JOS
eph Young, saloon keeper.
COLUMBUS -William Ward, sitting
in church here looked out of the win
dow and saw his home, next to the
church, in flames. The congregation
forgot the golden text when Ward
yelled ''fire!" but remembered the
golden rule and helped carry furniture
out Of the burning house.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-20
d,sI 1lodter
WASHINGTON

The treat of the year to screen com.
edy lovers is Goldwyn's announcement
that beautiful Mabel Normand Is q
diving and swimming Venus in her
newest and greatest Goldwyn Picture,
IA Perfect sc" by Tex Charwate, also
author of her previous whirlwind com
edy success, "Peck's Bad Girl" "A
Perfect SO" Is the big event for thou
sands, who have been clamoring for
another glimpse Of the charming com
edienne in a bathing suit performing
comedy water feats as only Mabel
Normand can.
"a Perfect 36" may justly be called
comedy riot. No picture In which
the Goldwyn star has ever appeared
gave her wider scope for the comedy
she revels in-an art that indisputably
stamps Mabel Normand as the great
est of feminine funmakers on the
screen today. Her decision to play
in broad comedy only for the dura-
ton of the war has intensified that
art, as her sterling work in "Peck's
Dad Grip attests.