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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-06-30
PROTI sUCHYM.
HOME RULE LIZA. DALA
DNES v OBEH PETICE,
TYKAJlC1l Sc ODVOLANl
+. PROHIBICNfCH ZAKO-
NU v OHIO.

Z BOZ proti zakazovasdm v O.
hio obnoven byl dnes vydanim
v obsh peiic, pozadujicich od-
volani prohibi6niho zakona Y
nasem state a schvalujicich w.
robu temperencniho piva pa
procentniho. Cuyahoga County
Home Rule Association, fizena
tajemnikem p. Thomas w. Ro.
berssem rozeslala dotcene peti
ce svym pracovnikIm rovnez a
petice ty jsou dnes jiz obe-
hui a Gle podepisovany, V ma
sem mss:s a ma nasem venkove
liberalove hodlaji sehnati 4O,-
900 podobnych podpisa a Gel
KEN neni zadne pochyby, re
dotcena quota bude ziskana v
nskolika dnech. Petice obsahu-
j tri pozadavky:
Ably "a voleb a. listopadu
hlasovano bylo o odvohni stat
nj prohibice; aby vyroba 2A
procentniho piva byla dovole-
ma a by CrabbeIv sta:ni zakon,
nedavno legislaturou prijaty a
-prohlidku byti ohledns privat-
Mich zasob lihovin dovoluji-
ci, byl rovnsz odvolan.
Dnesni liberalni pracovnici
podpisy ma pro,iprohibieni peti
'ce ob.taravajici, oznaeeni jsou
kvety amer. polni sedmikrasy
(dai.y), kterazto kvstina stals
Sc emblemem americkych libe-
ralI a je jakymsi protestem
proti zapovsdnos,i statni, valee
ne i narodni.
Protiprohibicni petice jsou
tedy liz cirkulaci a ma nasich
lsrajanech rovnsz je, aby peti.
ce ty pilns podepisovali tim
k navratu o.ohni svobody v O.
hio dopomahali.
lWSS] It'll WSS]
! PRVNf NAKLAD SUROVIN
PRO CESKOSLOVENSKOU
REPUBLIKU.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-06-30
BYVALY KANCLER HOLLWEC BERE
MA Sc ZODPOVEDNOST,
HODLA Sc POSTAVITI MA SOUD MfsTO VlLEMA.

Berlin 29. cervna - Bethmann Howeg byvay kan
cer n6mecky zadal spoence prateske moci ably veske
zodpovednost ednan Nemc "a vaky misto cisare
valena bya eho osobu Zadost dodana bya presdenu
mrove konference Clemenceauovi z 25 Holweg
zamyse podniknout tento krok z 20 kvena ale mys od
loz zadost nemecke vady Zados svo opira okonos
ako nejvy kancler byvale nemecke e sam zodpo
vednym vladn ciny, nkoi byvay panovnk. Pozoru-
hodnym jmenovani dosud uzva
nj Jeho Vecenstvo Znamy vyrok mirova zaruka Belg
Nemeckem stwzena jest pouhym carem papfru" pochaz
list Howega prones e berlinske fsske rad kratce po
vypuknut valky Vnil voenskou sranu vyvoanm valky,
ale naopak vnen jest nekoka sran ze hlavnm podneco
vateem by SAM Urad kanclee zstava cd roku 1909 do
H. 1917, stav nastupcem kanclere Bueowa
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-06-30
VZMAHAJiCf Sc NESPOKOJENOST
MEZI CESKOSLOVENSKYM
VOJSKEM MA SIBlRI.

Toxic, a. cervna (Opozdena zprava) = Mezi vojskem
ceskosovenskym stfezcm trassbfskou drahu pozoroya
jest istou nespokoeno ez vzbuzuje mez poeneckym "a
stupci ste obaVy DIE doych zprav jev ceke oddly ma
konnost utvoriti sovety vddc ejich tvrd ze padu
zbynos 81 vosko probojuje cestu domovu Posednf do
bou neou vzacny ppady zbehnut proto sou podnikany
pokusy aby vojini byli uklidneni.
Svrchu uvedena zprava povrzuje depes dosou Pafze
minule Itery.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-06-30
co sTALY BONDOvE KAN,
PANE.

Washington. - Kongrssnik
Taylor, republican z Tennessee
podal reso.uci, ably Sc snemov-
ne oznamil,o mnoho-li penez
sc utratilo ma kazdou kampah
bondu svobody. Pravil, ze sc
promarnily velike penize
chce vedet spravne mnoho-li.
tr -Wssl It'll WSSl
LIHOVINY MA FARME.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-12-14

Train No. Arrives------11:O0 a. m.
Train No. A Arrives 6:15 p. m.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-12-14

Train No. 573 Arrives $40 a. m
MIXED Train
Train No. 575 Arrives----10:35 a. m
Train No. sos Arrives 1880 p. N
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-12-14
Miller's intisepIic oil. Known As
SNAKE OIL
Positively Relieves Pain in Few
Minutes.

Try it right now for rheumatism,
Neuralgia, Lumbago, sore, stiff and
swollen joints, pain in the head, back
and limbs corns, bunions, etc After
one application pain usually disappears
MS if by magic.
A new remedy used internally and
externally for coughs colds, Group, in
fluenza, sore throat diphthcria and
tonslitis.
This Oil Is conceded to be the most
penetrating remedy known. Its prompt
and immediate effect in relieving pain
is due to the fact that il penetrates
to the affected parts at once. As an
illustration pour ten drops on the
thickest piece of sole leather and it will
penetrate the substance through and
through in three minutes.
Accept no substitute. This great oil
Is golden red color only. Manufactured
by Herb Juice Medicine Co. Every
bottle guaranteed-3Oc Coo and slOO
a bottle, at Bomar Drug Co.--~adv.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-12-14
REPUBLICANS BEGIN
ANTAGONIZING IDEAS
Of AMERICAN LEGION

Washington, Dec. l3.-The next Of
kin Of regular army officers and men
who were killed or have died since Oc-
toueI & 1917 are given by the house
of representatives
The bill, stccred through the house
by representative Anthony republ.
c,uJ Of Kansas does not apply to mem.
brrs OF the national guard, drafted
mon or those in the reserve, Represen.
ta;lrc Anthony explaining that service
iI ,he regular army lis Of an entire
~ different nature from the service
rendered by tine other men, and we
should consiucr it purely in that light"
Representative Anthony's action in
pressing the bin has stirred up discus
sion in Washington because, many per
SONS believe, it is in direct conflict with
resolutions recently adopted at the first
national convention Of the American
Legion in Minneapolis. The rcsolu-
lions, framed by delegates represent
ns more tnan ! 900. 900 CX-service men,
declared that "Thc officers and en-
listed personnel entering the army
from civl life during the recent war
bore tine same risks, the same respon-
sibiltits and burdens under identical
conditions with officers ana enlisted
men OF the regular army" and decried
discriminatory legislation as being in
principle uu-Amcrcan."
Representative Anthony, in answer
inc objections to the bin. said:
Far be il from me to minimize the
ssryica OF those outside of the regular
army during the last wal. Eut assum.
ing that tho officer or the soldier Of
the regular army and the soldier from
civil life went into war on the same
footing exactly. many Of the regular
army officers, M addition To that war
srr}rr. have given to tine country
Ci.u j., lo 20 and % years of previous
'.c. and il is for that service that
40 90 giving thom this recognition
Wur DO you mako a discrimination
- tween 3d. man who was killed who
hlprans 10 lc in the regular army aud
ou. who has boon i'm the national
guard or d. drafted mani" Representa-
tive Anthony was asked.
Il just mad. the statement that the
lIw is intended to cover officers and
enlisted men of the regular army who
have been devotng their entire lives
10 the service Of the government many
of whom are not always providcnt IN
making provisions for their families,
ne replied,
Suppose a national guard officer
had not been provident, either?"
~ national guard officer is supposed
10 be engaged in a gainful occupation"
answered Representative Anthony
Suppose the fact is that he has not
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-12-14

been. ana he believes his family in
destitute circumstances. lie has given
up his life ana that is all the regular
army man has done?'
He has given up his life after a
few days each year devoted to military
duty replied the Kansas Republican.
but he is moi in the same circum-
stances as the regular army officer
who devoted his entire time to mill.
tary duty"
Representative Blanton (democrau Cf
Texas attacked the bill because OF the
inequalities OF the proposed benefits.
"Whcn man gives his life to the
service Of his country and the flag Of
his country, hc is giving everything ne
possesses, and the private gives just as
much as the officer" Representative
Elauton said. Death Is a levalcr Of
all persons and Of all positions"
According to the gentcmans argu.
mcnt,' rctOrtcd Representative An
htouy, "ho would give the wife Of a
mcmbcr Of congress who died no more
than he would give tho wife OF door
keeper ol the house"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-12-14
CHRITMAS GIVING

'irlly good cheer emanates from this
Specially Womans Appa rel Store. Prac-
teal yet highly appreciative gifts, because
of their elegance and charm, porduce
peculiar degree of justified approval from
the recipient.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-12-14
FRISCO RAILWAY

Train No. 506 DEPARTS $40 a. m.
Train No. 574 Departs p. III.
MIXED Train
Train No. 576 DEPARTS 4:50 p. m.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-12-14
CHRISTMAS GIVING

Because for eleven months of the year we
are close observers of what a woman
chooses for herself on the twelfth month.
We are vested with valuable informal ion
as to what others may choose to please her.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-12-14

EVERY CAR COTTON SEED SHIP
PED OJT OF ARDMORE DERIVES
THE CITY, COUNTY AND LABOR
ERS or ABOUT $3.50. CAN YOU
AFFORD THIS LOSS? WE PAY THE
MARKET PRICE BASED ON VAL.
UES or THE PRODUCTS AND MILL.
ING AND GUARANTEE SCALES TO
BE CORRECT. ARDM0RE OIL MILL
COMPANY. l2.l5
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-12-14

FOR THAT Bon NMAS CANDY,
GO TO RINGERS, THE REXALL
STORE. 1916
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-12-14
RAILWAY TIME TABLE
SANTA FE RAILWAY
North Bound
ROCK ISLAND RAILWAY

Train No, 6J2 Departs 700 a. IN.
Train No. 6S4 Departs----12:4O p. m.
MIXED Train
Train No. 693' Arrives----12:40 p. m
Alixed Train
Train No. 151 Arrives Sis p. m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-12-14
OKLA. NEW MEX. & PACIFIC

Train No. Departs--------7:00 a. m.
Train No. 8 Departs-----2:30 p. m.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
HURRY is ALL APPRECIATION
Safe to Wager Money That Not One
Driver in One Hundred Has Any
Business to Worry About.

Not one person in one hundred Is in
as big q hurry as he thinks he is when
he gets irto an automobile. The
chances are 100 to 1 that he hasn't any
business worth bOthering his head
about, and very probably no head to
bother with-speaking of the fellow
whom you meet every day tearing
along the road at breakneck speed and
making a whole lot of noise and throw
ing over into the fields all the pike
that the commissioners have spent the
last year in hauling upon the road.
Manufacturers vie with one another
In making smOOth-running motors
quiet, inOffenSive cars are the only
kind that can be sold, says Wilmington
Journal-Republican. But at that you
can find many purchasers turning their
attention first to arranging a cut-out
for the muller and making the but
ton handy to one or both heels, and
then praCtiCing riding with both feet
on it, so that nobody can make more
noise than they! Such driving is an
insult to the manufacturer of the car
and an outrage to the public that has
a right to be free from such annoy
anCeS.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
Give and axe.

"The Germans say they want a just
peace, a give and take peace, but their
idea of justice and give and take is
like the boy bully's."
The speaker was Representative
Steagall of Ozark.
"In Tuscaloosa one day" he went on,
81 came upon a big boy pummeling a
smaller one. took the big boy by the
arm and said:
"Here, my son, you mustn't quarrel.
You mustn't bully. Learn to give and
take
""Thats just what I've been dom,
boss the big boy whined. 4 give i'm
a punch in the eye and took his ciga-
root"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
PUT MATTER TO THE TEST
Maids Practical Demonstration That
Her Employer Was Wrong in
Statement She Had Made.

Jealousy" said DR.. Mary Dorgan
Lockwood in a lecture on domestic
science in ChiCagO-"jealousy is a hor-
rible thing.
st isn't only lovers that get jealous.
Let me tell you story.
Il once had a capable cook and an
incapable parlOr maid My husband
rushed into my study one morning and
said:
"'Grab your medicine case and
come quickly. The cooks hair is all
burned off
Gracious! How did it happen|
jealousy said my husband. The
parior maid overheard you say last
night that she couldn't hold a candle
to the cook
"WellT
"'Well, she did,"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
FREQUENCY OF FEED
FOR CHICKEN FLOCK
Fowls in Confinement Must Be
Given Good Attention.
Idle Birds often Contract Pernlclous
Habits, Such as Feather Pulling
and Egg Eating-Get Out
of Condition.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment Of Agriculture)
Some poultrymen feed their flocks
twice a day, while others feed them
three times a day. The best plan Is to
feed fowls In confinement three times
day and those having free range in
summer twice a day. When there is
very long interval between feeds it
is difficult to keep fowls busy which
are kept in confinement. Idle fowls
often contract bad habits, such as
feather pulling and egg eating, besides
going out of condition from lack Of
exercise.
In case 1t is not convenient to feed
three times day, the moistened mash
may be fed in the morning, and at
the same time the noon feed of grain
may be scattered in the litter, which
will keep the fowls busy a great part
of the day.
For those who cannot conveniently
feed their fowls early in the morning
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17

from 3 to 80 or more barrels are
crushed and broken upon arrival at the
market. ClOth-top barrels do not pro.
teCt their contents as effectively as
those having double heads. Stat or
veneer barrels are too tlimsy. All bar.
rels used in shipping potatoes should
conform to the specifications of the
United States standard barrel.
Sacks Often Fall
Although sacks are used extensively
for shipping storage potatoes, they do
not sufficiently protect new potatoes
from cuts and bruises, and make ade-
quate ventilation difficult. However,
sacks cost less than barrels and are
frequently used. Sacks should not be
of greater capacity than 100 pounds,
In loading sacked potatoes, set them
upright, One-half of the sacks leaning
against one side of the car and the
other half against the other side, thus
leaving a V-Shaped space in the center
for ventilation. Two layers of sacks
may be placed on top of these, being
placed fiat with the ends toward the
side of the car.
Good types of ventilated box cars
and stock cars are suitable for ship.
ping new potatoes. When the tubers
are sound and of good quality 10000
pounds is a safe load. DOubledeck
stock cars are used in some sections
and can be safely loaded by placing
one solid layer of sacks or barrels
standing upright on each deck. If stock
cars are used it is advisable to line
the sides with heavy building paper
to protect from sun and weather. The
net weight or dry measure should be
marked on all containers.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
Barney 0IdfieId Compelled to Pull
Up Alongside Track and
See Others Go BY.
TELLS HOW To PREVENT IT
Carbon Deposits in Cylinders Is Most
Prevalent Cause Have These
Scraped or Otherwise Cleaned
Out Frequently.
(By BARNEY oLDFIELD)

Several times in the course of my
racing career l have had to pull up
alongside the track or road and watch
the other boys speeding on to victory,
while 1, by decree of the great god
dess, Chance, was out Of it because
excessive Overheating had burned my
engine up. SO what l am going to
say in regard to the causes of over
heating comes, so to speak, from the
heart.
While Overheating is more common
ly encountered in hot weather, it &C.
ours even in the coolest regions. The
ordinary owner probably considers it
q nuisance, but little more. AS a mat
ter of fact chronic overheating con-
tributes enormously to deterioration
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
Some e ats.

PatienCe-I see by this paper that a
woman at Hollis Long Island missed
diamond from ring she was wear
ing, after making sandwiches for sol
diers, and has come to the conclusion
that the stone must have fallen into
one of the sandwiches and been swal-
lowed by some soldier.
Patrice-I've heard of that asked
for bread and-given-a-stone business
before.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
LENGTHEN LIFE OF AIR BAGS
Clamp Screw Should Be frightened
Until Exact Size of Tire Is OBJ
tained-Other Hints.

The life of an air bag can be greatly
heightened by observing the following
rules:
When the tire is placed in the mold
the clamp screw should be frightened
until the exact size of the tire is OBJ
tanned, and then given about one-half
turn. This slightly decreases the size
of the cavity and relieves the strain
on the air bag, in addition to giving
perfect results in the cure.
Never allow the bag to became fiat
as this will cause cracks in the lining.
Inject a little warm water into the
bag each week in order to keep the
inside of the bag moist.
Don't pull the bag out by the tube.
Use the tape.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
PROPER PRUNING OF GRAPES
Best to Cut Away Old Fruiting Canes
at or Near Where New Cane
Has Started.

In pruning grapes one should keep
in mind that the old wood that has
borne fruit once never bears again, that
the wood that is formed one season
produces the next season, and that If
all the new wood Is left on the
vines it will bear more clusters of
fruit than can properly develop. With
out regard to the system of training
followed, it has been found best to
cut away the old fruiting canes at or
near the point where the new cane
started and cut away the laterals on
tho new cane.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17

in motortrucks or by tractors the av-
erages are Is cents for wheat or corn
and IS cents a tOn-mile for cotton.
The motortrucks generally in use
by farmers are not large trucks, but
small ones whose nominal capacity is
usually from one to two tons. In
quite a number of counties throughout
the country the trucks used for haul
ing are made-Over passenger cars. In
some cases light wagons are attached
as trailers to ordinary passenger cars,
and produce Is taken to market in that
way. In North Dakota and California,
as well as other states, tractors, each
drawing several wagons, are used for
hauling grain.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
Best Plan to Keep Confined Fowls
Busy Scratching for Their Food.

good plan is to scatter grain plenti-
fully in the litter after the birds have
gone to rOost. This grain will fur
nish feed for the early morning.
Some poultry feeders can look
after their fowls only once day. If
this is in the morning, moistened mash
may be fed, followed by throwing
grain in the litter to furnish feed for
the remainder of the day. If it is in
the evening, before dark, a moistened
mash may be given, and either after
the fowls go to rOost or in the morn
ing, before daylight, grain may be
scattered in the litter for eating dur
ing the day.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
KEEP AWAY CHICKEN HAWKS
Much Assistance Rendered by Dogs,
Guinea Fowls and Turkey GobbIers
Use Steel Traps.

Dogs, guinea fowl and turkey COB
blers help to keep away chicken hawks.
But for catching them 1t is recon-
mended to set spring traps on the top
of posts, poles or tree stumps where
they may be seen to be in the habit Of
perching and where other birds or ami
mails would not be likely to get caught.
A good gun in the hands of q crack
shot Is q good exterminator.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17

The average wagon load of wheat
for the United States as a whole was
So bushels in 1906 and Sc bushels in
l918 the mOtortruck load in 1918 was
81 bushels. For corn, the wagon loads
of 1906 and 1918 were 80 bushels, and
the motortruCk load of 1918 was So
bushels. The cotton load for 1906 and
1918 for wagons was "a and 36 bales,
respectively, and for mOtortrucks sc
bales in 1918.
Estimated Hauling Cost.
The estimated cost for hauling in
wagons from farm to shipping point
averaged in 1918 about 80 cents n
ton a mile for wheat, 33 cents for
corn, 49 cents for cotton; for hauling
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
BUILD SHED FOR MACHINERY
implements Are Going UP Rapidly in
Price and Are Worthy of
Ample Protection.

Farm machinery costs from so to
100 per cent more than it did two
years ago, and is still going up. How
much of yours is standing out in the
weather with only an apple tree for
protection? Get it under shelter at
once and watch out for our sugges-
lions for overhauling and repairing it.
Half a dozen posts, a few poles, a
days work for two men and team
and few loads of the straw you are
burning or allowing to rot, will build
as fine a machinery shed as anyone
could ask.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
CLEAN UP SOIL IN ORCHARDS
Hoe Away All Weeds and Rubbish Un-
der Trees and Mound About
Trunks-Scatter Poison.

In late fall hoe away all weeds and
rubbish under trees. Leave the soil
clean and well firmed from the trunk
to slightly beyond the spread of the
branches. Mound about the trunk
slightly. Scatter poisoned bats in
mouse runways, near entrances to bur-
rows, mole runways, and in trash piles
apt to harbOr mice.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17

viously more of the cylinder wall is
exposed to the heat of the flame and
consequently the general temperature
is raised.
Very often when q car is driven up
a steep hill 1t is necessary to retard
the spark to keep the engine from
knocking. BY the time you get to the
top of the hill the radiator is boiling
away like a teakettle.
Most Common Cause.
OF all the causes of Overheating I'M
doubtedly carbon deposits in the cyl
inders Is the most prevalent. AS a
matter of fact, carbon deposits cause
overheating simply because they cause
the explosions to come at the wrong
time, whereby too much cylinder wall
is exposed with the results that
mentioned above. When the engine
Overheats. knocks and baCkfires, with
an obvious loss of power it is a safe
bet that there is a lot of carbon in
the cylinders. The cure, of course,
is to have the carbon scraped or other
wise cleaned out at frequent inter-
walls.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
KEEP INSECT PESTS REDUCED
Fertilization, Thorough Cultivation
and Attention to Pruning Are
Important.

The great desirability Of keeping In
sects reduced by modern orchard prac-
ticc, as fertilization, thorough cultiva-
ton and attention to pruning and other
operations, cannot be emphasized too
strongly and is we'll appreciated by
most progressive and successful grow
ers.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
Some of the Causes.

There are a number of different
causes of Overheating, some mechan-
ical some functional and others due
simply to the bad driving of the OPP
orator. One Of the most frequent
causes of overheating is simply driv-
ing with the spark retarded. When
the spark is held this way the piston
is on its way down in the cylinder be-
fore the explosion takes place. OBJ
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
An Eve to Business.

Bacon-What's become of that
chiropOdist who had a place near
you?
Egbert-Oh, he's moved to Iowa.
81 thought he was doing well here?"
"Oh, he was; but somebody told
him Iowa was the greatest corn state
in the country"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
rue.

Examiner in Physics: what hap.
pens when a light falls into water at
an angle of 45 degrees?"
Student: at goes out"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17
Don't Be DISCOURAGED,

The burning thoughts of tomorrow
are often thrown into the waste bas-
ket of today.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1919-09-17

Unfortunately there is no money in
the number of times man used to
be a millionaire.