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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06
Suck un for His Dad.

lie was II loyal little shaver and he
wouldn't let anything said against his
parents go unchallenged. One rainy
Sunday afternoon the boy next door
was visiting. and said: Listen to
your father snoring In the librars"
"Pa isn't snoring" was the iDdig-
nant reply. Hes dreaming about n
dog an that's the dog growlin'."-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06

that most mcn-ncarIy all mcn-show to n good woman; a gentle kindlncss
to which was added the personal respect characteristic of the Salvation
Aruy's "open airs"
Iut there are always Others.
While these two women prayed md s.ng and called on God to strengthen
their brother mar In his fights against the evils of life two other women
passing along paused long enough to giggle out ridUe on the pcne bonnets,
the strcetstraincd voices the twangy guitars
When the open-ar service as over the army women, with their flag and
torchhcarer and human notam, went over to their hall to sing and pray the
evening ont, while the women who had jccrcd them drtftel off to-whcre?
Which is merely to suggest in n small way that while the adage IA
was settling 1t for us that 1t takes all sorts Of men to make up the world
he might just as well have included women.
But nobody need feel sorry for the Salvation Army girl these days; she
has come into her own at last. Every American soldier back from active
and groan for the Y. NJ CA. and so on, but it's u treat to hear him yell for
the Salvation Army. lie knows.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06

gymnasium. hut said he would seek redress as son as his resignation was
accepted. They fought on the Friday preceding Christmas in Gullorys quar-
tiers. Daniels is two and n half years older than Gallery, 20 pounds heavier
and taller.
Carl Hoops of Indiana, Gnlcrys roommate stood watch in the corridor
for duty officers. Without wasting time In prcliminarcs he two bclgorcnts
began swinging with bare lists. Each was deter uinci It should be Il knockout,
and It was. After six minutes of fighting Daniels dropped unconscious.
When he wns revived he shook hands with Gallery and sid he was satisfied.
Attorney Daniel V. Gallery. Sr, when questioned concerning the affair,
said: "Thcrc probably would have been no fight If young Daniels had not
been II sol OF the secretary of the navy. That n of 10 consequence ut the
academy. Educators agree II. is the most democratic ard the best school in
America. Family and means count only so far $ they have nodded the boy
before" cnty.
"Young Daniels was true to the spirit OF the academy and looked Il his
W W. fists in his quarrel. i rcgret.th the fight occurred. But Il $ it did, / am
glad my boy won"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06

suspicion that II soldier who enters n "hafn nnd' emporium, II he takes time
20 look up, is embarrassed to encounter u dozen pairs of eyes.
KcStauutcurs, whose Mattresses Rc In constant state of vertigo con.
trolling the prehcnsle procvites of soldier hands are giving II up as "a bad
accompanying his meal by the appropriation of his fork, knife and spoon.
This quality while not absolutely peculiar to the returned soldiers, is not
a recrudescence OF the souvcnirhuntng days, but Is only II further evidence
of the competence Of the United States doughboy TO imbbe intensive training.
When he entered the army he was presented with his mes kit. During
his life IA a "rookic" he s required 10 acquire the habit of metcuousy
caring for his " eating utensils. When one OF his little steel brothers
became A. W. O, L. It was a case OF lifting n from the other fellow. 4
As the restaurants cannot search the doughboy patron, and cannot accuse
either, they re accepting the modus vivendi Of checking It up o patriotic
Mort md hoping that the perncious habit will OsleHze Itself.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06

men. Some who formed n human
ring around the women wore the mis-
ft buds of that class known outside of
natural history as the gutter snipc,
and some had the prosperous air that
tened with pathetic cngcrncss; some
were frankly curious, and n hcrc-and.
there listener studied the psychology
of the thing rs one studies, say, the
habits of queer bugs.
The one link that held the human
ring In fellowship was the kindlincss
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06
Worth Wishina Eor.

NO" remarked the divorce lawyer,
my clients couldn't come to an agree
ment in dividing the family belong.
ings."
THAT old stun about the rubber
plant. ! suppose" suggested the Grim
inal harrister.
That's exactly what It was, and
In this case the plant employs 5000
workmen."
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06

name not givcn-who had impoScc
upon him. Here Is another version
name givcn-whlch Is tickling Chicago
Five weeks after the armistlcc was
signed Daniels submitted his rcsirnn.
tion. Many upper classmcn called HIN
n d~raft.dodgcr. Among these was Dan.
lei V. Gallery, Jr., of 1856 Manchester
place, Chicago. Gallery invited him
into the gymnasium to settle 1t with
gloves, MS ordained In the regulations
governing mldshipmcn.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06

INJURED threateninfly. 1t began 20 look a. II 1t wouldn't be- safe for the babyt
mather in that crowd.
For she certainly was n beautiful little girl.
Just then n woman In n green yashmak veil started back from the front
end Of the car. 81 thought she VA cingng to my dress" she gaSpcl, going
white and red by turns I'VE amt used 10 crowds"
Thought mebby you'd forgot all about her. said the conductor In n
tone Of rebuke. and the crowd crancd It's neck TO see the woman kiss the
child. But 1t didn't believe in the kiss, and the mIrrurs that sounded for
two blocks or more were not approving, o Will that crowd soon lose its
prejudice against green yashmnk wells.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06

"hi'''NN'S lHht tu' bN'lur' ubuEllboy
Is In any way Inferior To the good sir
knight.
Observing qulck-lunch queens are
loath to connote any special signin-
canoe to the fact that table imple-
ments first began to disappear In bulk
when the soldiers began to arrive from
the training camps and from abroad.
While II is freely admitted that the
returning Yanks have no use for vet
eran knives, forks and spoons, stlll
there seems To be so strong an air Of
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06
Foolish Question.

Barber-How would you like TO have
your hair cut, sir?
Uncle Hawhuck-Fust rate thnnkee
That's jest what ! KEN In for.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06

with sultCnScS, not b0bIcS. The COn
ductor repeated his announcement
loudly enough for everybody to hear,
Bring her here" called n man.
"Ive got five, but there Is always room
for another"
"Tll take her, even II she amt n
French orphan" called another.
Careful mother hern must be-"
said a big man with II dinner pail.
"Pretty kid, too mourncd the con-
ductor, who now lifted the rosy three.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06
His Choice Of Work,

Shc-And would you be content to
live n life of complete idlcness?
lIc-Oh, no. I'd like to have enough
money SO that | would be kept busy
spending it.-Boston Transcript.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06
My! How the Mattresses Stare at the Doughboys

p TTTsBuRGI-Sir Dogucnct. who was King Arthurs fool, corraled n
i fair reputation u Is Il ladlc sWanowcr, but 1t would require more evidence
thnn he could furnish 10 convince seyeral thousands Of Iltsburghs nerplexe4
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06
They Differed,

81 think you need fresh air"
"Tho other doctor told me / needed
salt air."-Lnulsvillc COurlcr-Journal.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06
Divided OWnershin.

Kmcker-1hc little Smith boy
spends half his time with each par.
ent.
Understanding like n railroad.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06
Pretty Little Girl; Woman; Green Yashmak Veil

KANSAS CITY, Mo-"TIercs n lost baby called the conductor from tho
were pushing their way toward the front of the car,b but all we're concerned
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06
TACESfSOm
E9(GGlNlES1
Revised Version Suits Windy City Much Better

r HICAGo-Thc newspapers of December "a, 1918, had n story about how
~ Worth Inpcy Daniel, son Of the secretary of the navy, after his resigna
tn from the naval academy, Annapolis, had trounccd an uppcrcassman-
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06
There Are Men and Men,

Optimistic nj tell you how to be
happy" PcsSimist-"Wliut do you
wnn 10 be happy forI"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06

Water always finds It's level and
greatness usually manages 10 climb
where II belongs.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06

NJ ASITNGTON-Two women played and sang in the dusk. Their twangy
that gues with n Saturday crowd and caught the interest of many pa@nG
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06

Undeserved merit Is sat.re.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06

Prof. G. 4. Swiggcrt Of Pittsburgh
5nntS schools to train pupils for flu.
IRE foreign trade service.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06
Persihage.

feFsiHa9c.
Conversational have two rooms
now isn't that grentI
Rep Il. Tcc-Too suite for anything,
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1919-03-06
Exact Copy OF Wrapper.

The Result.
Here Is that messenger birds
message all jumhlcd up"
".Ah, I see. 1t Is pigeon pi."
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-12
HOW DOCTORS
TREAT COLDS
AND THE FLU
t1rst Step I'm Treatment Is IA Brick
Purgntivc with CalotnISa. the
Purified and Refined Calomcl
Tablets that are Nausea
lc>s. safe and sure

Doctors have found by experience
that no medicine for colds and infll-
enza can be depended upon for fuU
effectiveness until the liver ~ made
thoroughly active. That Is why the
first step In the treatment Is the
new, nauscaless calomcl tablet called
Calotahs. and which are FREQ from
the sickening and Weakening effects
OF the old style calomel Doctors
also point out the fac that an nctl'e
liver may go "A long way towards pre-
venting influenza and Is one of the
most important factors In enabling
the patient 20 successfully with
stand an attack and ward of pneu-
mQniA-
one Calotab on tho tongue al bci
time, with q swallow of water that q
all No salts, no nausea nor me
slightest interference with your oh'
INK. pleasure or work Next morn
ing your cold has vanished. your
liver ia RrtivC. your system les puf'-
fled. and you are feeling fine. Win
"A hearty appetite for nreahfl~'
Druggists sell Calotahs only in orig
inal sealed packages price thirty
five cents Your money Will h"
rhccrful'v refunded II You do not
find theu deliehtful-A AdE'
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-12
CITY AUDITOR on VACATION


Tnul G.. T. Burke. city auditor rc-
turns from his short Colorado Naca
ton trip. there Will Doe mo- change 'n
the expense budget relating to tn"
Tulsa park honrd
N II Graham sprrsid"nt Of the
board, recently requested that the
city commission transfer $40 1000
from other appropriations allowed
the board. and create sam" into q
supply appropriation. The commits
sion left instruction for Auditor
BURKE to make the desired change
In the budget II possible
For drawing horse lawn mowers a
small gasoline tractor has been IN
vented that is stecrci from the
mower seat with handles Ike a plow
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-12

Joseph II brr 81 \tlnutH hu-"u
Grand Master AZ Philadelphia
ruNlApELuiEN, sept lo-
erph Is prr - A',iull. 60. vas
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-12
When Itching Stops

There is one safe, dependable treat
ment that relieves itching torture ant
skin irritation almost Instantly anc
that cleanses and soothes the skin.
Ask any druggist for 35c or ST bottle
of zemo and apply II as directed. Soor
you will find that irrltations, pimples
hackheads, eczema, blotches, ringworn
and similar skin troubles will disappear
A little zemo, the penetrating, salts
wing liquid, is all that is needed. for !
banishes most skin eruptions. make
The skin soft. smooth and healthy.
The L, W. Rose Co.. Cleveland. y.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-12
TrU This on Your
Husbands "Vdmp'

CUE invited the girl who was
> IRVING 20 win her husband
rtrh' into her own home. did Jun"
uNar> tho heroine I'm stepping
put" the latest Haramouui-lu luce
production hat comes 'o the
Palace th,n'cr commencing next
Sunday Enid RcnneU plays the
oar, 10 lN.s audlr.ous wife who
hu upon this means ~ showing
the girl who was dining IN high
toned ,ntcs Just what the hus-
band really expected OF Il wife
To iron. scrub cook mend and
economic. ON food II was a dar-
ing experiment and just how II
worked furnished much of The In
,crcaUug action In this picture,
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-03-28
NEWSPAPERS VANISHING
 W. s. s, SCAEPERS' ADS,

Newspapers throughout the country are gradually banishing from their columns all advertisements inserted by interruptions persons who conduct a business of purchasing War Savings Stamps at a discount.
 Kansas City is the latest city to fall in line in excluding stamp shark" ad- vertisements from the newspapers, ac- cording to a report received by the Savings Division of the United States Treasury from John T. Wayland, Gov ernment Savings Director in the Tenth Federal Reserve District.
 Secretary of the Treasury Glass has warned the public about stamp sharks" who make profit on War Savings Stamps owners who wish to dispose of their securities quickly Postmasters have been instructed not to redeem War Savings Certificates from persons whose names are not registered on their certificates. Ger tifeates can be redeemed at any post office BY THE LEGITIMATE HOLD FRS upon ten days notice,
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-03-28
CHICKEN THIEVES BUSY.

AbouSNs4 chickens were stolen from -four different coops about town last night. Gus Mgnsberg, G. Sage ave- nue, reports that 19 young chickens were taken from his coop during the might. Gus Rosenbaum, 92 Sage street, lost IF chickens, A. J. Kamer- ct, 50 Kent street, missed p chickens this morning and John Fidaek, 129 Kent street, reports the loss of 10 clliekens. In all cases the coops @Eere broken into and the birds taken sgtsafsRt asstprhiRE tRe swner4
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-03-28
OBITUARY
DOMINICK sCHARON.

The funeral of Dominick Scharon was held this morning from his late residence, 599 Ellsworth street at 8:30 and at o'clock from St. Anthony's church where Rev. Philip [. Massi- cotte celebrated a requiem mass. The bearers were Dersino Winn, Louis Dechamps. Arthur Scharon, Louis Gregory, Napoleon Boucher, Ernest Dobey. Interment was in St. MichaePs cemetery
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-03-28
REGINALD SAUNDERS.

The funeral of Reginald Saunders was held from the funeral par1ors of Mullins, Scott & Redgate this morn ing at 8:30 o'clock and at o'clock from St. Charles church where Rev. r. J. NcGivney celebrated a requiem mass. A delegation from the Bridge port Aerie of Eagles attended. The bearers were William Gordon, Ed ward Seery, Thomas Dwyer and John Lovely. Burial was in St. Michaers cemetery.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-03-28
MISS MARY AGNES KEEr7E.

Miss Mary Agnes Keefe, aged 24. daughter of William and Susan lick ey keefe, died this morning at her parents home after a short illness, 286 PiXIey place. The funeral will be Monday when the body will be ship ped to Hudson, N. Y, for burial.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-03-28
FRANCIS POTSSANT.

Francis Poissant infant son of Will fred and Alice Poissant died last night at his parents home, Henry street, Stratford, after a short illness. He was buried this afternoon at 2:3O o'clock from his late home. Burial was in St. MichaeIs cemetery.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-03-28
Bring the wagon home, John

Bring the wagon home, John;
 It cannot hold us all. We used to ride around in it When you and I were small. But we've outgrown 1t now, John: We wish to travel far, So we've been saving Thrift Stamps, And we've bought motor car. Weep no more, my lady; Oh, weep no more today, For we raised the mortgage on the olC
 Kentucky home With the Thrift Stamps we bought and
 put away.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-03-28
Carter Glass Says

"The honor of the Government is in volved. Being your Government, 1t is your honor that is involved"
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-03-28

Also some of the old timers are dis carrying law ntennis racl2ets, as hoW.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-03-28

can they expect to accomplish any thing in grocery store with such leaNv. sugar scoops?
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-03-28

New Knapp Felts-Quality de Luxe s, S6, S8. Our Own Specials, $4 and s.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-10
CONTINUANCE OF ECONOMY
IN COAL URGED BY DILLON
ASH. ant Fuel Administrator snya
Tiers iay Make Further De-
itNrrieS ar tnthrnci.c.

:, John G Dillon. assistant Fedora!
nounced yesterday that he had au-
,horizcd dealers Mho have anthracite
cSG coal Oh hand that they are ~
Epcrty TO make additional deliveries
o! % per cent on basis Of two-th;rds
egg ana one-third pea o. bucllwhcat
crhl. Customers 10 receive these de-
i;ver!cS arc those who have already
hccn furnished With 30 per cent OF
ihcir requirements % egg coal. a.
wei as those who have not received
'ncir 90 per cent allotment.
MT 5iiioh declared that this action
was taken BY reason OF tho recent
notion Of the United States fuel add
immigration removing all restrictions
on the shipment OF anthracite egg coal
TINS s.zc OF coal can now be obtained
more freely throughout the State than
thc stove aud nut sizes
Mr.. Dillon urges continuance OF
economy ~ nc use Of anthracite. and
declares That on The present price or
egg, pea and buckwheat. the consumer
van save from I" cents TO $l.25 pe~
ton by buying the combination and
making the miIturc himself.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-10
GOOD ROADS MEETING
OPENS HERE NEXT WEEK
Governor Davis. Mayor Aln.lie and s.
Lupton Among Those Who
Will speak.

The Virginia Good Roads Assoc!a-
Ion VIII hold It's eighth annual con-
vcu;ion a; Mprphys Hotel on January
-; Is ana ana 's Ttg al1reTs Of wei.
o:,rSge Ainsli-. response on behalf Of
~ association viii be made by :. l..
iup:on. of the state Corporation Com
mission. Governor WestInoreland Davis
,uce Highway Improvement in Vir-
G!Eia. Motor oaccclpost routes VIII
'a:er be discussed by J. !. BlakSlea,.
fourth assistant ros'ma stcr-G General.
The afternoon session Of the first
day will De addressed b. STATE High
,.scuss the ways and means OF con.
-truct!ng the State Highway ays-
en-. and by r = Aiiportt, those
The morning session az the second day
discuss state bond Issue for The con-
s'!rci .cE oi the road system men
toned. and II. T. EYland. manager o..
m. l:.vrcAhu-G Chamhc- - Com nlc-ce.
".l[ discuss ms question ~ raising tn.
state tax 10. building ,his road s"s-
TEN.
nr. r. D. Il .Gr!ai.,s. assistan: en-
@ith ss!vice w !G spsa Of "H"aiiS
ard GOOD Roads : ard Jesse -. Jones
OF tn. STAT Department II .arri-
culture on "Rur.i Motor Express
congressman 4, :" Saunders of Rocky
.rcrta sed Federal appropriations for
hiGhwa" Improvement. Captain y. ST.
!. wilson. chief enr 'necr. United States
i:preaH OF Public Roads. viii tel of
the methods and cost Of CONSTITUTE; :or
10 withstand MODERN traffic, l..
Dapartn'crt. wiil talk on Maintenance
oi Earth Reads
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-10

their lands than in any former year.
and that the sweetering of the soil
will: result in great crops.
Farmers OF Hanover County Will hold
Il meeting at the county courthouse TO-
morrow, and have written Mr.. Crawley
that they wish representatives of his
department sent TO the meeting to dis
cusS the lime question. Mr.. CraWley
will attend himself and will have an
other man with him.
The &. & q. announced yesterday
that arrangements had been completed
."r the construction OF large lime bins
at Gordonsvillc. Charlottesville and
Louisa. II is practically certain also
that lime repositories Will be located
1T Frederick Hall. Beaver Dam TIE
man. P"ake and i:iicrso:. The matter
Of locations along the James River
division and the Virginia Air Line will
be taken up a; an early date.
n meeting TO discuss the lime prop
Osition Will be ,re!i a. Orange next
Saturday
y department Of markets has been
inauguratcd by the G. IL o.. and WI.
be under the supervision OF Mr. Craw-
ley. This division OF the agricultural
work Will give farmers necessary in
formation as TO how and where to sell
their products. The list OF farmers
10 receive this service now numbers
200 and the department expects TO
enroll every farmer on the G. IL O.,
lines.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-10
"Work or Resign, /"
Mew State Pozicu
Governor Davis Will Have
Plain Talk With T?'a,s-
, tees THIS Month";.

1t was learned at the Governors
Office yesterday that Governor Davis
has called 4 joint conference OF the
trustees OF all State institutions to
meet meet with him in the Hall OF the
Richmond. ut IL O'Clock Thursday
morning. January %. for the purpose
oil discussing problems of efficient and
views concerning ways and means .:
promoting the further usefulness oi
The respective state Institutions
The Governor has stated that he feels
confident that out OF such a confer
ence-througli the exchange of views.
ing relations among themselves OF
those responsible for the management.
Of the several State institutions and
itce--deiinite and practical benefits can
be derived.
It is We'll known that Governor Davis
the duties, of the individual member
OF board of visitors OF n State in
Stitution.. aud that he intends TO in
sis;, during his administration. on an
attend land -work-or-resign" policy in
an cases. Under authority of the new
budget law. the Governor is now max
ing rather careful survey OF the
operations and business methods OF
the several State institutions. and the
subjects he will discuss at the confer
his Investigations; and it is interest
ing TO note that no president or other
administrative officer OF any of the
institutions outside of the boa I'd mem
bers themselves have been asked to
attend the conference.
So far AS is known. this is the first
meeting of its kind called by n Gov
ernor OF any State. and it marks the
beginning OF new epoch in the adj
ministration of state institutional af-
fairs in Virginia. Two hundred and
fifty or more trustees Of more than
thirty State and Statc-aided institu-
iionS have been invited TO the confer
ence. and large attendance is ex-
pectei