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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
ny HARRY II. HUNT

WASHINGTON. D~c. 2s.--Tom
Ship. pubiiclat and first biographcr
Of Thomas Riley Marshall. our genial
vice president. has knack Of saying
lot in few words. But Tom yields
precedence 10 fellow HooSler. who
accomplished with 10 letters what he
would have taken as many words TO
saw.
This champion verbal condenser.
Tom nayr. when drafted for service
In tho recent war. reported at Camp
sheridan wearing heavy underwear.
Tho weather turned hot. tho quarter.
master store didn't yet have a supply
OF light weights. and something had
To be done. lie rushed TO the camp
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
FILMS LURE POLICE
FROM BEATS, CLAIM

Los ANGELES, Dec. e6.-Are
policemen in the residence districts
in the habit OF spending too much
time inside OF moving picture the
atresl
This question is before the city
councils public safety committee.
Councilman Mailard said he knew
OF a patrolman that visits n motion
picture house frequently: that he has
seen this officer report over the
signal phone and then walk into
the theatre" This. he said. has been
going ON a long time. He said Chief
Home ought to know about II. An
investigation may be made.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
Armed DriUer Stands in Auto
and Holds Off Angry Citizens

Hating alongside the curb in front of the meat market
with the engine still pounding Of the men, gun in hand
entered the place and opened kit OF tools The driver
manned in the with his sxshooer poised ready for
slant while crowd OF citizens gathered at safe dis
lance
Just keep quiet and don't start anything warned the
driver The crowd remained where they were muttering
but not daring to Not shot fired during the
visit.
The inside evidently novices at safecrackng
but did not lack in nerve They worked swiftly. OF
them smashing the lock off the safe with blow from
a heavy hammer.
Soup then poured into the strong box and fuse
attached. blanket thrown it and almost in
stany the big safe shaken by explosion accom-
panied by a deafenng roar
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
Eurydamus Docks
After Windy Trip

After having been delayed four
days off tho cape by adverse winds.
the pius Funnel liner Eurydamun In
now berthed at Pier Il, She brought
about 1000 tons OF freight from the
United Kingdom. She was purchased
by the company during the war. and
this Is her first trip 70 Seattle. After
loading cargo here and NJ Vancouver.
she will start on the return trip to
Great britain.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
JAPANESE ATTRIBUTES
DOWNFALL TO GAMES

SAN FRANCISCO. Dec. 2e.--At-
tributing his downfall to Chinese
gambling games operating in Oak
land. Toto OTTO. Japanese land buyer.
OF santa Rosa. made signed con
fession to the San Francisco police
detailing the loss OF large sums Of
money while tempting Miss Fortune
via tho lottery and fan tan route. Otto
was arrested on a charge Of forgery
preferred by the Sumitono Bank.
Ltd. He 10 alleged to have ponoo1
: worthless cheek ~ eeoA
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
Eastern Gale to
Be an Oil Burner

The steamship Eastern Gale. which
arrived here from Japan ON Chrint'
mAs, will he converted into an oil
burner while in port and will then
be turned over TO the shipping board.
she was built In Japan for the u. :.
shipping board, The Kaahima Maru.
OF tho Nippon Nuscn kaisha. was tho
only other arrival from the orient
Thursday, She brought a large con
signment OF silk. which was being
loaded on a special train for tran.
shipment east Friday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
Denver Market Status

DENVER. Dee. "a -~cattis-Hscsip ,s.
9. zee head mart ~ stronE Go sie higher
steers. fte ;egis.ts COWS and hsfers.
tstesis. sie~hsrs sna feeders. tf.taG
tfeTtt calves. tieBit
sscsips.. zee had. msrtst 10
strong Tsg. stise. huik Of sales. ttfis
GtEs&
sh.~p-Hssssr,s. sssss head maxi,
fee higher. t4Amts. tIsdif, ewes. tssa
egft feeder famhe. MORAN
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
ONE-ST0P FLIGHT
STOPPED AWHILE

WASHINGTON. Dec. 26-The war
department has decided 10 postpone
It's decision on allowing the proposed
one.stop flight to the Pacific coast
by Lieut.. Belvin w. Maynard. the
flying parson.'
The department win consider the
proposed flight NEXT spring. when II
will be more practicable.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

CHICAGO. Dee SIT os - Receipts
81 600 head market ioUttc hiGhsr
flestUittf. packing. ti.fseii.isl
iishI usitgi;ts. reushs. tiisse
tlssA
Receipts. is.ses head rnsft.,
sio~ and steady, beef. tt7toss. butcher
vt~ers, tsseuisTt. cannsg. aud cutters
ststoT.Tsl sssrksr. and feeder. ta.s0
ttassl eevs tss9isfs. calves. tisto
0itfs.
Hhsse-Ese.ir,s. is,sss head ra.rks'
sirh. lambs. sis9iste. s~ss. tstes
o. ls
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

year. when he brought around his
berries. he asked 3s cents a quart,
instead OF the to 10 cents per quart
he Ind always charged.
What's the idea, John" my
friend inquired. That's an out
rngeous price. How do you get that
way7"
John shrugged his shoulders and
waved his hands
"Gotta charge morer he said.
Berries him way up. A belly big
damn war somewhere
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

Washington. like any American
city. has on It's police force n stable
percentage. of officers who hail more
or less directly from the Emerald
Isle. II was inevitable, therefore.
that among the officers detailed to
guard the Belmont residence during
the recent visit Of his royal highness.
the Prince of Wales. there should be
some--indced. several-wearing in.
disputable traces OF Ireland In physi.
ognomy and brogue.
Three officers Just relieved from
detail. themselves OF unmistakable
Hibcrnian strain. strolled down New
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

telegraph office. where "a green opor,
ator told him he could send 10 letters
for half n dollar.
This restriction seemed rather odd
TO the rookie. but didn't daunt him,
lie quickly evolved n message with
In tho limitations and filed It. This
Ship Gays. II what no wrote:
"Gi-B v DIP - Q-S O s."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

shipp also spins another one about
his vice president. One can't talk to
him long Without getting another
Marshall story, for Tom is the v. P.'s
Boswell.
when MarshaH was governor Of
Indiana" Shipp says. before decid-
ed 10 run him for vice president. they
opened n new bathing beach at In
dianapolis, Tho bathing commission
err, az "A courtesy TO the governor.
sent him n complimentary ticket,
good for one swim. The next week
another comp for the bathing
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
Portland Market Report

PORTLAND, Dee ts--nut,sr--iss Tic
per ~
ExE---ss0ses per dss
Hsa.--stsate per 10 hrelisrs. sfeste
per ID.
Gssss--tte per H.
chsss~-Tripista. sseiic Ter ID.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

stat. 80. turkeys. $50 N ham ID
burger. isc nj pork chops 600 N.
stalls is-iI I cans Federal milk. tee
IN sack Centennial Best flour. t2.o0' :
pkEs searchliRht matches. CSC, stan
1875. : ms tomatoes. abc. oranges, SOC
dos. stall III. burbank potatoes ff.Ao
per 100 ms STAN $50, large cans
corn. soc, pkEs. None such fnIneemest'
ate. Blue Ribbon tee. hsc ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

beach showed up In the governors
mail
Marshall jabbed the button on his
desk. summoning his stcnographer.
Take n letter. he commanded.
"'Cltty Bathing Commissioner. City
Hall, City-Dcar Sir: received your
first free ticket to the bathing beach
and considered Il a compliment. Your
second consider "a suggestion. A
third ! shall deem a positive insult.
Very truly yours"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
BANK CIEARINGs
Chicago Grain Market

CHICAGO, Dee. ;s.--oFsia prices were
lover today on the Chicago Board Of
Trade. following announcement that
srsin would have priority In freight
movement oats prices failed 20 drop &c
much ss corn, rtronH export dsussnd
held NJ the oats quotations
Provisions wsrc lever,
December earn opened unchanged 81
u a.. but later lost sso. January corn.
as~a 10 OF tho epesinE, ti.fsA. sub
ssoueatly lest another NE. May corr.
ti,ia 81 the opsniag. de~s Nc. los, Ae
before the riaEe,
December eats. unchanged at the open
ins, save. later dropped Ne! May oats
opened down Nc. at ttsr. but gained
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

NEW YORK. Dee. ss--Ihs foreign sr-
change market here to-day opened with
iittis change FROM wsfoesdAy's closing
prices
Demand sterling ep-n~d at sssi. un-
changed lire checks declined . censines
to ise7c. German marks we're Quoted
at Use
During the first hour sterling reacted
I've On hsavy bill offsrinss Frsre
checks ard lire we're unchanged at 10 Gee
and ~ efe. respectively.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
Frisco Market Status

BAN FnANcrHco. nsc. nuf,sr--
Esuss. sse per ID prtras srsts. OAe
PER ~
xsss-Es,rss. &c per essi sstrs pui.
issa sss per asrl ssasrsissas psiisss. tss
ger doa
chssss-cansernia flats. fancy. ale
rsr H.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

sAtiis ft-:s. . fns Corona coffee. ~ 50,
crisoo. lie. Sc. sies. tfie. ms ooldsr
IVES, coffee. ii-sf3 rev soft shell wal
| nuts, sor NJ. ate Citrus powder. fIG
stall III. fAbby's minosmssi, sec ID
pumpkla. iso can new sausrkrsut
lie at
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

stan ~. pure. fresh milk, i:e a.. stall
a.. tail can Carnation milk. isNe. stall
1891. Drempdary dates sae pkg lsrgs
sweet navel oranges, $50 dos shopping
bags. 90 and 80 EACH shsllsd pop corn.
ns ttc.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
VESSEL MOVEMENTS



TAroosH ISLAND. Dee. ss--t A n.
Rising earomsssri rain wind south. "a
miles en- hour. Passed tn SIR Amsv
Naru ., sac y. m. Passed out A
stssnsr a; ,. m. p.esmher fs--t Y,
Passed In; A four nasssd barksniias At
nesni str Freak ~. buck AZ 80 .. IN 3
. t~o-mAstsd steamer at $50 . m. .
fear- rnastsa schooner 81 ice p M
Arrived st seattle
=. a.. g,.,,.. -.
pN.sm-r '-"r V . rom .ses-
NJ =" - ' ~ 800 .sNn'
80 ". T .os's =. ,sS'n
'~"NNs'''s - - - '
ssiies frs~ seattle
p.e.ms~r ss-Htr Northwestern fer II.
eena At fsisa m.
p.r.,ah., r.~-afr pfrhresa o., y.,.
,.s,., n a. n . a.. mate, -,
c,seleh. for unltsa klnsaom az a M.
go. -,
'"s"
BAN pEpHo-Arrt,sd December ssi
sr rrssitsnt from Seattle via Nan Fran
cisco at .. m.
San fRASCfsCo~-Arrfvs December
"a str HAiaisr FROM s.atsi. at .. n-l
~ wsss Aisse 'foin ssasus AZ p Va.
I, n m ~, . A Mafrs,t rreo, a.stiis a.
. M sailed p.e.mhss - Ntr yssa
vAScoryFp m C-srrt,.s Dean.
hos IA str pIehnssd from san yr.a.
eI.ee "a. ,...,,,s a.it.s D,s...b., -
VIZ rwe,~.. ~ A.ta Tor ,fepsksnx ia
ports
as e,r S',rr,.., a, a.. 10 ia.sssn.
via part. al iep v
r,Hr row ssrSr,- In pse.r,-
her sss str smur N.r Tor Ta-aY,A y,
use a M Arrived p.esnt-r -, nktn
ia 'ehn"on N tos o. tnS fienrsr Ifnin
80 49, -. ~
~ rfa e9t Aes.,n ~ -. NE
~ 'n' 1919 1880. ~. c Sa..sa nn"sa9n ~
.,-,- ~ - , 80 ~ s~,'s
sste.as"'a"' is' 'Ane~s''f' ~ " ~ sts
v
50 ~
49, s. ..
- ss.,,,s ~@"ss 20 ~"'s' 'eaf 's'"AAs
".
rvhf xhL. --Ars'sea psesness
.Ss,.. ,s. ,s
-. - 800 ,. ~ M
Api. sac Ssr,a...,srn tom s.s,.I.
Arrived peesmtar as str Governor froa
vancouver. 10. C.. and dsgsFtsd for Be-
attic.
wireless Hepevts
CsssAlsa c.,s~r~s.s
December ss-eu Admiral Hesm.s
s'. hss tssno sestae'ene -.
NamlsNi h.Aas ~ sessn .hsf'ot.s SOUND
s - :, seon. ~ ~ 90 ssssus
II
neeo ~ som"H Ssshs eu Aie's
as.,,,. s ~, s,nr ,,, w =,
seaNue oN ss"rm its"a s"sthseaha ~
| wv " eesh'. %.
sps hSdss. sos,hee"na q. q M or
| .fs e-t""e' Hs"'
"'N'"us""e - sN - na
| u. =. Naval Co.'S wunIestlea
| December ss-str corsev.. rii.n., "a,
Seattle f.e nils. vsst a. can. 4, Mi.
a.sp M ar froulu,n s..,tl. "a, yo-
kohans. .TTs rallies from Gao. gfs,,sfx
a., o. m. str queen. $40 Fr.n.,.1o
for Seattle, tst miles north Of San Fran.
cisco at sp m: s,r Bradfs,a. vanoou.
| yer for Ran Franel.co ssa mile. norm a,
san rraaei,so a, sp M str WASH i.
tuena. Port Ran f.ufs for Portland. ia
miles from Portland at q .. m' str nal,.
nomah. Portland fer Ban Francisco, 81
miles .ogth Of In. coIumhla Rlt.r =. .
o m'
- 49, a
Smith Cove isrminai-s,r sssftis Spirit,
str wheaiiand Mont
Oreat Northern doek-~str kashmi hsru
Pier t--Str EurydRmsA
ICrsAt Nerthsrn sistator--str Eastern
Gale.
BELL st. tsrminsl--No,or schr csthsns
str Admiral Watson.
Pier str Stanley,
Pier ,-Htr jefferson. str Santa Ana. str
Rsfondo
Pier i--str bergen
Pacific Coast bunssrs-u. Y. l. n. Una
tllia No. 81.
Pier t--str Admiral Nicholson. str Gov.
srnor.
Skinner a EDDY yArds-%r Robin Adair
str Robin Gray. str Cross Key.
Alaska Steamship co. moorings-str Vie
f0rta-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

stan ief Jsrs-Y batter. tfc n foil
cream cheese. s9c NJ. fresh peanut but
ter zee 10 ~ Ms sTrl Flake white
see NJ. Sut mars.rinss. ite ~. ne
tree. bulls eeffss. special. asc ~.
lbs 81 ee
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
Money on Call

NEW yoRK. Dee. ~ Money 90 cell
10 pei c.ntg slx men'hs. . per esnt.
Mercantile pspsF--< per cent
Demand sisfiias --tfFt..
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

High prices. like the ''flu," chick
cn-pox and mumps. are contagious,
contends Representative c. c.
Kearns. OF Batavia. O. Every one
gets inoculated, seemingly without
rhyme, reason. or even exposure.
"a friend Of mine I'D. In Maine. "
says kcarns. was accustomed 10
buying berries each spring and sum
MGR from an old Indian called In
dian John John gathered only wild
berries There was no cost OF pro
duction. and Johns limited contacts
with civilization eSertcd no 'cconom'
IL pressure on his prices. Yet this
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

station in front Of the Belmont door.
way.
That's right, Cascyr one OF the
trio called "Guar.r-rd yer king;
guarrrd yer king. Cascyr'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26
GRAIN HOLDS PRIORITY
ON RAILROAD SYSTEMS

CHICAGO. Dec. 2G.--Grain today
had priority over other commodities
on the railroads in the Northwest
and Central states following an order
issued by regional directors. The or
der will remain In effect until the
present grain crop has been distrib
uted.
Yes, Alfred. the butter Of courfes,
should he thiokly spread upon the
bread OF independence.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-12-26

Women trust too much In general
and not enough In particular.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-04
classifyina Him.

The most cutting bit of repartee we
remember to have heard in recent
weeks happened out at the Wil1ough-
beach picnic of a certain fraternity to
which we belong. A very young man
and very pretty girl were discussing
costumes, horseback riding, golf and
fudge. The girl said that she could
ride, but preferred the old-fashioned
side saddle. She said she thought it
more graceful.
"But, really, Miss H." insisted the
very young man, "do you see anything
inherently improper in the divided
skirt?'' as. Re a.. -. -. - .
Nothing whatever, Mr.. o. an
swered the very pretty girl, earnestly.
"For instance, think that you might
wear one with perfect propriety."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-04
COMB SAGE TEA IN. : a.s:.
>s.., -. HAIR TO DARKEN 1T
sIts Grandmother's Recipe to keep
I, - her Locks Dark, Glossy, 49,,
F Beautiful.

The old-time mixture Of Sage Tea
and Sulphur for darkening gray.
streaked and faded hair is grand
mothers recipe, and folks are again
using it to keep their hair a good,
even color, which is quite sensible, as
we are, living in an age when a youth
full appearance is of the greatest adj
vantage. ,..v ...-s 4. e. 80.
Nowadays, though, we don't have
the troublesome task of gathering the
sage and the mussy mixing at home.
All drug stores sell the ready-to-use
product, improved by the addition of
other ingredients, called tsWyeth's Sage
and Sulphur Compound" 1t is very
popular because nobody can discover
it has been applied. Simply moisten
your comb or a soft brush with it and
draw. this through your hair, taking
one small strand at time by morning
the gray hair disappears, but what de-
lights the ladies with Wyeths Sage
and Sulphur Compound, is that, be-
sides beautifully darkening the hair
after a few applications, it also pro-
duces that, soft lustre and appearance
of abundance which is SO attractive.
ADV. --. -.. sr-rr,7
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-04
Lives 200 Years!

a. For more than 200 years, HARLEM Oil,
the famous national remedy of Holland
has been recognized as an infallible relief
from all forms of kidney and bladder dis
orders Its very age is proof that it must
have unusual MERIT"
4 If you are troubled with pains or aches
in the back, feel tired in the morning,
headaches, indigestion, insomnia, painful
Or too frequent passage of urine, irritation
or stone in the bladder, you will almost
certainly find relief in GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules. This is the good
old remedy that has stood the test for
hundreds of years, prepared. in the proper
quantity and convenient form to take.
it is imported direct from Holland lab
oratories, and you can get it at any
drug store. It is standard, old-time
home remedy and needs no introduction.
Each capsule contains one dose of FIVE
drops and is pleasant; and easy to take;
They. will quickly relieve those. stifened
Joints, that backache, rheumatism, lum-
bago, sciatica, gall stones, gravel, brick
dust" etc. Your money promptly refund
ed if they do not relieve YOU lr6 But be sure g
In boxes, three sizes.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-04
A Feeling<ef Security

You NATURALLY feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such medicine is Dr. Kifmers Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of pqritx., strength
and excellence is maintained IN every
bottle of Swamp Root W.
It is scientifically. compounded from
vegetable herbs. y. -.
It is not a stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonfu1 doses. sfF
It is not recommended for everything,
It is natures great helper In, relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and biad.
der troubles. 81.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. III, ,
If you need medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten, cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co, Binghamton, N. ", for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-04
SPEECH APPEALED TO HIM
More or Less Good Reason Why List
vs. ener Considered 1t Great ES 2
III OratorieaI Effort. G

+. They are telling a god joke on Will
Upshaw., He was. up the ether DAY.,
and was the. interesting center~of sew
erals groups of members who had heard
Of the "Prohibition NCyclo6e'- r-of;
Georgia.
IS While talking IN the lobby to one
of these groups of forthcomipg> as,
sociates, Congressman Garrett Of Hous-,
ton, Tex, passed. after, salutations.,
did you ever, hear Garrett speakT
asked Upshaw of the members Of his
group. ........
"Yes," they all cllimed in. ..... ..
"The most mastery address, the
most beautiful, soul-stirring address
I ever heard in all my life, of asso-
citation with great orators, fell from
the lips Of that great Texan and
Statesman one night at Dallas" said
Upshaw. .-x
"on what subject was Garrett speak,
ing?"' quaried one-of1 the party, rather
Interested. - -"
He SMasxintredueingg me- replied
Upshaw solemnly.-Atlanta COnstitu-
ton. ---
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-04
Different Points of View.

, There was rush of wind. a cloud
of dust, and the car rushed on, leav-
ing the old gentleman sprawling in the
roadway. He picked himself mp, and
dashed up to a policeman, yelling ex-
citedly:
"That motorcar knocked me down."
The policeman took out business
like notebook and said: @
'sDid you notice the number, sir?"
eyes," said the injured one. Tt was
number &C." --------..------
Just then another policeman, who
had seen the accident, came hurrying
up, aud said:
mo, MOI The numbers 80. This.
gentleman was standing on his head
when he noticed it u - Pittsburgh
Chronicle-Telegraph.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-04
DON'T DRUG KIDNEYS ,s-er -, ..
RUB BACKACHE AWAY
Instant relief! Rub pain, soreness and
stiffness from your BACK with :
asst. Jacobs Eminent" ~a,7.r

Kidneys, cause backache? Mol
They have no nerves, therefore can
not cause pain. Listen! Your back
ache is caused by lumbago, sciatiea
or strain, and the quickest relief IS
soothing, penetrating est. Jacobs Lini-
ment."' Rub 1t right on the ache or
tender spot and instantly the pain,
soreness, stiffness and lameness dis
appears. Don't stay crippled. Get q,
small trial bottle of "St. Jacobs Lini-
ment" from your druggist and timber
up. A moment after it is applied you'll
wonder what became Of the backache,
sciatica or lumbago pain. est. Jacobs
Eminent stops any pain at once. 1T is
harmless and doesn't burn or discolor
the skin. 49,
It's the only application to rub on a
weak, lame or painful back, or. for
1umbago, sciatica, neuralgia, rheuma-
tism, sprains or a, strain.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-04
Lust. Like. 8, Woman.

5 A young American soldier, who was
married just Before saifing;9 was SO
fired with patriotism that he was GER
tain, be weuld ave an opportunity to,
do something neroic before the war
came to an end. He mentioned this
in letter to wiley, and told her he
hoped7to bring her the Croix de Guerre
/, from France. . But the youthful patriot
received this reply from his better
half: 'It's so sweet of, you. dear, to
offer to bring me the Croix de Guerre
you mentioned, but if it's just the same
/. to you,s I'd rather have a hat from
PARISH
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-04
ek;np;no Came Natural.

pardon me-" said the army cook,
for military chefs are prone to adj
dress their underiings ecourteously,
''.but I prithee, tell me where You
learned to peel potatoes, so artis-
tically2 i obserxsefhat YOU do not
cut off the~.cutfcle In great hunks,
as, alas, too many do, but loosen a
bit of the skin Of the tuber and then
deity strip it all off. You must have
had much experience in skinnings e'er
entering upon az soldiers 9ifs2'eS-sc
81 did, thank syou, sir replied the
accomplished member, Of the kitchen
police. Before I decided to make the
world safe for democracy was a
bank nsaseGity rstsr: %ev's ::
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-04
WHY Spell 1t at All?

"Why not spell Germany with a
small G hereafter" queries .Superin-
tendent Shiels. Surely she has earn
ed the distinction.
"The old widespreading, pot-bellfed
capital G is typical of German type
of other years, but the small g that re-
sembles a whipped dog, with its
down-hanging tail between it's legs,
is in keeping now."-Los Angeles
Times. ..-.... -....-