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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-01-02
LtSTA No z EN- Ell
PSoXlAo NuAERo
ESPIRITISMO

c,zviculs Gel Rey Saon6n ......... : ea0
Dogma y Eituai dc a Ats MaSis- Con-
.iene e. triaDgu.o de SaIou6n, Ia Ca
bah, e. Ts5ot, .~ecrcsos del sIitS, III
Erousacia. etc. 8 be5
Eaehiyidlones. Grime=ios y Pcnaculos 5 10
:! Dragon aeio. . sea e. srte DC man
oar 4 los espirItus ....-..---..-. ESS
e Poser del F~euSaniento. 81 deDi-
MO y eultura. Como estudi7- su
fuerZa 5 La
q Libro Internal. TrstsSo e las cieu-
cias ocuitas. Contiene el ioro de San
Cipriaao. Clsvicu!a de SaSmon. Ell
FL VczdzGero Dragon Ro!o. Eacan-
tam:entos, ncdo De hseerse invisible.
etc. ) ''oV
L. Gran yari;a AdiviBadcra ....... S a.S5
Diccionario ~lnfcraal. CUntiene magia
Blanca. Roia y NeEra, Aparicicnes.
etc. ) -''v
Ll6-o MaEao 6e san Ciprsno. Edici0E
Grica y ~conpt-ta del faaoso Grimo-
RIO ; S.oV
La Gran Magta SUPreura ............ : lie
Manual &c Maya Blanca ............ 5 o.4o
Manual dc 2a-la Nesra ........... ei9
Se-Ietus d. los Carries. Artc de ga
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SecretcS Ge "a PreStidiSitaci6u y "a
magis. Leccicnes p-acticas de esea-
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mo q N-SS
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-01-02

NovELAS aISToRICAS Y PoFuLAR6S
: - CENTAVoS CADA UNA
A5efa-a y Elois-
Amor de Gadre
BertoIdo. Ber-oidino y Cacaseno
CarionaCro 0 los - Parcs de Frsscis
Diego Cor-isntes
Do3a Jqaui;a
La Huer:sna Dc bEUseiaI
e Ra-be-o de SeviIls
Espiaas dc ura far
For De IN Die
Geaovev@ Gs B=Srsnt-
Herman Co-tes y Marina
LUcrec.a BorSa
Los Anau,es DC Ferle!
liAnon LesczGt
Ma-=a-ita de Bogs0u2
Gsclo. CT moro &c Eenecia
Pablo ; Virginia
Romeo : JG.ie:s
Treints amos o "a viis 3e gn !ss.do,
AyENTURAS De SHERLOCK
HOLMES
A 80 CENTANoS C..pA TONIC
= T=aceG0- &c CadavereS.
I, Robo Gel DiauaR:e A=ul
- Eij= del Usurero
Blackwell Ell Pira;s dei Tane.s
jack q DcsI~paCor
Los MoacdeEos F41s0- Ge Lcna-es
Ia Ma,eta S~n=-ieata
In McGi1o Cr:ninzl
e. Tes;smen.o &c! Director
Shcr.ccN holncs = e Contrabsadista
De Opio
En- a Eseeue.a del Cr,rren de Pits
burg.
A las Pue-tas De - Muer.e
l. viudS Roja de PariI.
Is Bestia Hunana
Una Soche de Terror
= Rcno Gel Collar de Pe-as
"a iafaa!e Posada de- Care
= Naui-aEio DE- Corfu
e Rey &c .ON BSnGidos
AvENTURAs De JOAN c. RA-
FILES
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I'm Roo0 en- 81 Palseio Real
FL Principe JUSafo-
Il Asalto en- cl Sleeping
FL Amo Ro!O
Et Re=cGero de EaElcstone
FL Setrcto dc! ARilIo
[! Pres:dsace dc las Cosenin
e! Fa,so Saltcado-
Ia DoncclIS Fapt@da
Ii Fusil del Negro
II Tcsoro del RoGhi
In Viaie de Bodss
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e. Teso-o del EStado
IN a RaroneFs
p Scs-cyo del teso-o
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80 CEETAvOS CADA UNA.
Ap,o-cs Subiraes
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In g. Ma1ana De entzs
1n.-c dos Pecades
Iuycucloie Amor
- Condesa dc Cra6oc
L. Iea;aciou dc una au!es
- Es.7eiH 1e Amor
L. NoGeraa Ce1icicaaa q
S4esos del Corszon
M4s pcbIl Vuc INA MSsss
Jua !4cha &c Amor
J4cs ; Pare
QBRAS De CARoLESA
NEERNILlO'
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C,r1-r- tie Nadrc. Dcs tones $50 ) 4zo
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! Csseus E:crna CIa,r9 ;omcS 800. ) az
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= s.,4.rna dc! I.stro Real. DDS TO-
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n,aa . II angel dc los Ape DOS %
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Carta Certificaoa, AZ
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SAN ANTONIO. TEX.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
FEET AREN'T ACHING
OR TIRED NOW-"TIZ'
Use "Tiz" for tender, DufYed-up
burning, callOused feet
and cOrnS.

People who are forced to stand on
their feet all day know what sore,
tender, sweaty, burning feet mean.
They use "Tiz,' and 'Tiz" cures
their feet right up. It keeps feet in
perfect condition. "Tiz' is the only
remedy in the world that draws out
all the poisonous exudations which
puff up the feet and cause tender
sore, tired, aching feet. 1t instantly
stops the pain in corns, callouses and
bunions. It's simply glorious. All!
how comfortable your feet feel after
using 'Tiz.'' You'll never limp or
draw up your face in pain. Your
shoes won't tighten and hurt your
feet.
Get a 25-cent box Of ''Tiz'' now
from any druggist. Just think!
whole years foot comfort for only
25 cents
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
'BOLSHEVIKI 'DUCKED."
Philadelphia Workmen Give Propa-
gandists Cold Water Cure,

Philadelphia, April 24.-Two Boil
sheVists who attempted to- hold a mass
meeting at noon yesterday at the new
government pier at the foot of Snyder
avenue, were rushed by 1000 work.
men, dragged from their platform,
marched to the end of the pier and
kicked into the Delaware river 20
feet below.
Only the pleading of a foreman
saved them from being lynched, as
the Workmcn had tied ropes around
their necks and were about to string
ttem up. The ropes were lowered
to the waists of the "Reds'' and
scores of fists and feet found their
mark before they fell into the river.
When the frightened agitators be-
gan to lose consciousness they were
dragged back to the pier and bricks,
stones and flying tools followed them
as they ran. The men have been
employed for over a month at the
pier, and since their arrival secret
service men received complaints that
they were attempting to start a gen
eral strike May /.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
CITY ITEMS

Keen your eyes on Lyons Terra &c.
It will be one Of the surprises OF city.
-advt.
A daughter, Rowlanda Oliven, was
born April 19 to Mr.. and Mrs. j. w.
Chapman, of 10 City avenue.
The IVY Ministries will hold It's
regular rehearsal at the home of Mrs.
lambert Lord at 532 Church street
Friday evening at o'clock.
Miss Avis M. Kemp of the Homo
Service Of the Red Cross is spending
the week end at her home in Man
chester, n. FL.
Miss Ella Moore, Miss Mary Kiniry
Clarence Callahan and Frank Mark
ham left for Boston today to witness
the parade Of the 26th division to-
morrow.
A marriage LICENSE has been issued
to James J. Dunn of 1873 North street
and Julia Louise White, 234 East
Main street
Miss Ethel F'arr of Lasalle street
is spending the Weekend in Boston.
Eleven cases of influenza, four
cases of chicken poX and 1 6 cases of
measles have been reported to the
board of health during the week.
The democratic town committee
raised and expended $50 in the last
election, according to a report filed
with the city clerk.
Miss Marjorie Peterson is undergo
ing treatment in the Hartford hospi-
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
WELFARE WORKERS
PLAN Big SESSION
Prominent Speakers in New Lon
don Next Monday

peon1e from MASSACHUSETTS and
pbode Island, as we'll as from all over
the state, are planning to be present
at the afternoon meeting, Monday,
April %, of the Connecticut State
Conference of Charities and Correc-
ton, the subject of which is to be
"Family Life and Social Reconstruct
ton"
Miss Mary p. Wheeler executive
secretary of the Home Service section
Of the American Red Cross at New
Haven, will preside. Miss Wheeler has
been engaged in family welfare work
for a number Of years with the Char
ity Organization Society Of New York
and is now on a leave of absence from
that society to take charge Of the
Red Cross work at New Haven
The opening address will be on the
subject, The Family Workers Place
in the Reconstruction Period" Law
son Purdy, general director of the
Charity Organization Society of New
York, will deliver this address. Mr..
Purdy is q graduate of Trinity col
lege, Hartford, in the class of 1884,
receiving an LII. D. from that college
secretary of the New York Tax Re
form association. In the year 1906 he
was Il member Of the Special State
Tax commission, and from 1906 to
1917 was president of the department.
of taxes and assessme or the Guy
of New York. He is an authority on
housing reform and is vlce-chalrmah
of the commission on building dis
t,-;a IF
He was delegate to the international
tax conference of 1907 and 1918 by
virtue of his appointment by the gov
ernor of New York and was president
of the National Municipal league in
1915 He will bring to the confer
ence a wealth of experience and OBJ
servaton of such fundamental causes
of abnormal family life which are
brought about by bad housing and in
equita BILE taxation.
DR. Samuel McChord Crothers,
pastor Of the First Unitarian church
of Cambridge, Mass, will speak on
ideals of Family Life After the War"
| DR.. Crothers is a, graduate of Prince
! ton university, has attended Union
! Theological seminary and Harvard
! Divinity school. He was granted doc
| st. Lawrence college in 1904 and by
| Princeton in 1909. He has been pas
Tor of churches at Eureka and Gold
! Hill, Nevada; Santa Barbara, Cali
! fornia; at Brattleboro, Vermont, and
at st. Paul, Minnesota. He has occu-
pied his present pastorate since 1894.
He is a generous contributor to mag
azines and periodicals. and is author
of THE following: "Members of One
Body; Miss Muffet's Christmas
Party; 1.-THE Gentle Reader'' The
Understanding Heart; THE Pardon
er's Wallet: The Endless Life; by
the Christmas Fire.: "Oliver Wendell
Holmes and His Fellow Boarders'':
"Among Friends'; "Humanly Speak
ing: Three Lords Of Destiny'';
''Meditations on Votes for Women"
and pleasures Of An Absentee Land
! lord
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
lency Marcus H. Holcomb of South

lency Marcus H. Holcomb of South
ingtoh. s.-... r.
4. Historical address, Ex-Governor
Simeon E. Baldwin of New Haven.
8. Address "Capitols and State
Houses of Connecticut" Hon.
Charles Hopkins Clark Of Hartford.
6. Address 1.-The Senate" Lieutenant
Governor Clifford B. Wilson of
Bridgeport.
Z. Address '"The House." Hon. James
T. Walsh of Greenwich, speaker of
the House..
8. Addresses and letters from senior
state officers, senators, representa-
tives, etc.
There will be a concert by the Gov
errors Foot Guard band and orches-
ira, and the musical exercises. to be
later.
The official program, containing
full information, will be printed and
distributed to all who attend the CEN
tennial Celebr3 ton.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
CAPITOL PROGRAM
READY FOR MAY Z
Centennial Celebration Will Take Up
Entire Day-Both Indoor and
Outdoor Exercises.

Following is the program to be car
ried out in connection with the Gen.
eral Assent bly, centennial celebration
at the capitol on May 7:
HOO a. m. General reception of
former state officials, senators, repre-
sentatives, etc, at the capitol.
11:30 a. m. County reunions in
regular county meeting rooms as fol-
lows: Hartford county, Room So,
3rd floor, west; New Haven county,
Room p, I'd floor, east; New London
county, Room 6S, 4th floor, east;
Fairfield county, Room 81, 4th floor
east; Windham county, Room 60, 4th
floor, east: Litchtield county, Room
SIS, 4th floor, east; Middlesex county,
Room 72, 4th floor. west; Holland
county, Room 70, 4th floor, west
1900 noon. Legislative reunions
state officers in their respective Off
ces. Senators and senate officers in
the senate chamber. Representatives
and house officers in the hall of the
house of representatives and in the
assigned committee rooms.
In termission-
1870 p. m. Literary exercises Con
capitol grounds, weather permitting;
otherwise in the hall of the house,.
/. Assemblage called to order by
Senator Albert Fl. House of the
seventh district chairman Of the
centennial committee
2. Prayer, Rev. Charles Fl. Puffer of
Stafford, chaplain of the senate.
3. Address of welcome, His Excel
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
Honest Advertising

all
clned physician that claimed
unreasonable remedial for Fetchers Castora? Just ask
them We won't what the will
That
found
and will maintained.
to
rora that Mr. Fletcher the genuine Castora
Fletcher Honestly Honestly placed before the public
which he to his reward. 1T
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
FEW YANkS IN ITALY.

Paris, April %, (By the Associated
Press )-American army officers here
say there are virtually no American
troops left in Italy excepting a few
railroad transport officers and mill
tary police. A detachment which re-
Gently sailed from Genoa received
most cordial welcome it is said.
Brig. Gen. Treat is reported to be at
Iaibach, Jugo-SlaVia.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
For Colds

LINONINE TAKES THAT AWFIJT,
KICK OUT OF A HARD COLD
AND RENDERS 1T HARM
LESS. III is THE GREAT
FAMILY REMEDY FOR ALL
FORMS OF COLDS AND A RE-
VARIABLE PREVENTIVE
FOR THE MORE DANGEROUS
THROAT AND LUNG COM
PLANTS OF ADULTS AND
CHILDREN.
Have bottle of Linonine handy
at all times-there's no telling what
instant it will De needed. especially
SO for coughs that threaten bronchi-
tbs. Nothing quite equals Iinonine
for bronchitis.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
SALOON PROBLEM,
Prof Bailey OF Yale to Speak on Sub
Stitutc for Cafes.

What Will Take the Place of the
Saloons?" will be the topic of Prof
Carl Bailey Of Yale university at an
address to be delivered at the Center
church this evening. Rev. Henry W.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
II. r. MEN RETURNING.
nth Engineers From New England
Due i'll Boston Saturday Night.

Boston, April 2A.-The U. S. trans
port Dallotan, with the 14th railway
engineers, will arriver here Saturday
night according to a message to the
first naval headquarters today. On
board are 80 officers and 1,4S6 men.
The 18th engineers regiment was
recruited from New England railroads
and was the first New England unit
10 reach France.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
vJTHER LEAGUE MEETING.

The meeting of the Luther league
of the Swedish Lutheran church will
he held tonight in the church, and a
program has been arranged. Tho
Committee in charge of the meeting
consists of Estellc Lofgren, Hildur
Carlson. tIbba Anderson. Corinne
pinoo1ist Marie Ringquist. Hulda
Rrinf and Mile Dahlstrom Re
easements will be served following
the meeting.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
DRAFT OBSTRUCTIONIST FREED

LeavenWorth, Kan, April 24.-Vin-
cent st. John, a member of the I. w.
W., convicted in the federal court at
Chicago last September of conspiring
to obstruct the operation of the draft
law and sentenced to 0 years in the
federal prison here, was released YES
terday after acceptance of his bond
for $4,000 by the Chicago court.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24

tai for fractured leg, sustained
Tuesday afternoon when she was
struck by an automobile driven by
David McKeenan.
Martha chapter, O. E. s., will en-
terrain officers of the grand lodge
this evening. A supper will be serv-
ed at $50 o'clock.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1919-04-24
$500 to $1,000.
m1lnnn's

Maier, pastor of the First church,
urges that a large audience attend the
lecture as Prof Bailey is an eloqueIlt
speaker.
Rev. Mr.. Maier says that. problem
will confront the people when pro-
hibition goes into effect. TT will fJe
necessary to secure q substitute fof
the saloons in the comm unity, lia
Sa i'll
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1919-09-05
lust MISSED SEEING FATHER
Little Incident Reported From France
Shows That Political Trickery Is
Not Unknown There.

When 1t comes TO the matter OF 20
liucnl trickcry, modern nations one
and all seem to be pretty well tnrrcd
with the same brush. The following
incident .retOld with n flavor of Gallo
irony by the Cri de Paris is said to
have taken place Mt Toulouse.
On election day young man came
to booth to vote.
But, monsieur" said one of the
overSeers, "you have already voted"
II? Altos done! am certain that
! have not"
A search being made of the records,
IT is discovered that there has been an
error in the recording Of the Christian
name. 1t Is not Marius Tartarin that
has voted but Gonzague Tartarin.
"Gonzague!" cried the young man :;
''you are quite sure that he has vot-
ed?"
e Eyes, indeedl Look, here is the reg
ister."
"Ah, how I regret not having been
here" said the young man. 81 would
have embraced him with much pleas
ure. He is my father"
"Your father?"
eyes, and have not seen him since
he died, four years ago."-The Living
Age.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1919-09-05
A "GeencraI Settlement"

In the rich spoil that the Hapsburgs
accumulated over many centuries.
much of which is coming back TO the
nations that owned it, there is hardly
q more interesting item than the corO-
nation robes that Italy now proposes
to have returned to Palermo, Sicily
Henry VI, emperor of the Holy Roman
empire in the twelfth century. subdued
the Sicilies and took back to Germany
the gorgeous costume that Saracen
artisans had made for Norman kings
who had come into control n hundred
years earlier. Since then the robes
have been worn by Hapsburg mon
archs at their corOnations, and of late
years they have been kept between
these ceremonial occasions, in the i'm
perial treasury in HOfburg Vienna
The robes include magnificent
mantle, wonderfully embroidered alb
or long gown of fine linen, and girdle
of gold scales. AS between Austria
and Italy. it certainly looks like what
Weelum Sprunt would have called a
general settlement"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1919-09-05
TREASURE BROUGHT TO LIGHT
Valuab!es That Had Been Buried in
Invaded Recions Are Being
Recovered in Quantities.

United States troops who have been
working in the shell-tOrn areas Of
France have been recovering many
valuahlcS of various sorts buried in
the ruins. All these finds are turned
over 10 the French ministry of finance.
which is endeavoring to discover the
original owners or their heirs. All
unclaimed treasures 90 TO the state.
Members of the United States Sec
ond Army corps recently Uncarthed Mt
AvOucourt large number of French
and Russian railway bonds which had
lain in the cellar of n demolished home
since the Germans first invaded tho
sector. The bonds were all in good
condition and bore coupons which had
not been clipped since July, 1914.
Whether the owner is dead or alive
will lie determined by the ministry of
finance.
Among the valuables recovered are
many belonging to ruined churches.
Not infreQuently when severa
churches in town have been de.
stroyed and each Of them has lost sim
Tar treasures ii is impossible to say
which is the owner Of the wealth re-
covered. In this case it Is divided
among them.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1919-09-05
THE RED UMBRELLA
BY JACK LAYTON.

The old lady in the dressing gown
raised an imperious finger.
"You may nOw 60 to luncheon, Miss
Barrie" she said.
And Miss Barrie, who had been
changed by fortunes wand from
merry Betty Berrie of WillOwdale
Into serious minded companion"
closed the desk over various lavender
tinted notes, and gazed through the
window.
III is raining" she murmured. II
shall get n wetting."
"Nonsense!" calculated the old
lady, you will take my umbrella"
"Rut it is such beautiful thing"
Betty demurred-"if anything should
happen to it"
what could happen to an umbrella
between here and the restaurant ?"
her employer caustically remarked.
So graciouSly thanking her, the
'companion" picked up the umbrella
and went. At least companion" was
The word under which Betty's posi-
Ion had been designated In the want
columns of the city paper. which
found its way to her village home.
When she had closed the lately
ES '";"d home and started out upon
To '"'h of independence, Betty found
HM being companion" in her case.
peasant, combination of nurse and
"'Eeiary as well. And doing her
N"Fy best, met with slight reward.
Sh" wondered wiStfulIy, as she
RUGGED on toward the restaurant. why
should happen that the formerly
h"rishcd daughter Of the old village
"0or should lie walking wet pave
"n'S, with no rubbers to protect her
MN shoes, while other girls raised
10 more carefully flew past in luxuri-
'aS cars These girls wore rich furs.
l'eh their own hands controlled the
INNING machines, while they laughed
pack IN confident happiness Mt others
fortunate as they. Some were mar
f0 Betty was sure of this. from the
'""d proprietary air of their mascu-
F"' escorts. And the new thought
anne to her, that she would never
'"e' proud wife in her own auto
"Olle. If, indeed, she married at all
would be to some toiling man
nose humble home would necessitate
j" constant labor of her hands.
NO. reflected Betty, "every way
=" i""k at it, LIES luxuries are not
VI me. And after all" her smile
"S"ed out at the thought-"the rain
"'' raining on me, and I'm carry
an expensive umbrella"
was beautiful umbrella. The
'"'"ns old lady's wealthy daughter
" gwen it to her as n gift.
Her respondent mood had sudden
''h'Shed-it was good to be young
"''Ve, 1t was good to be--of use.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1919-09-05
The Prune Club.

Here's one for you this morning."
said the young man with the red neck
tie. breeZing into the boarding house
breakfast table. whats the difference
between q man and a cow"
Because you've got to get on the
right side of 'em to get anything out Of
EN-" suggested the man brought up on
the farm.
Back up there. Cyrus! I said
what's the difference?"
well. my guess is cause n man is
never satisfied with his lot" said the
real estate broker.
Not right"
"Perhaps 1t is cause a man never
has more than two calves" said the
clerk on the hose counter ut the gen
tleman's emporium.
"Al wrong. Now listen: Because n
COW never seems to bite off more than
she can chew."-YOnkers Statesman.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1919-09-05
A Fellow FEELING.

II saw an ant on the window sill Of
my room on the seventh floor of the
hotel where stopped in Kansas City"
related Gabe Gosnell OF Grudge, who
was just back from brief stay in the
Big Burg. 81 looked at him long
don't know how you got here away
up in the air above the ground you
are used to, but you don't look any
more out Of place than l feel, with all
the citified rush and hurry and uprOar
going on around me day and night, in
nevcr-ending hooraw,' says LIAM
sas City Star.