The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1919-10-18
SAWDUST
AND
SHAVINGS

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Welcome to the United States Of
America, citizen Lichten.
Municipal ownership of public ~ptil-
tiles certainly seems to be about dead
in Duluth. Il
The Fat Boys have put another lock
on the sugar supply and turned the
key.
Who will be the next boss Of the
marble-lined courthouse-R. d. Acton
or Noah A. Youngf
If Park Pointers are not considered
fools, then why those dinky "fool.
proof" trolley earss
The ice is getting thinner and thin.
ner under the feet of Superior's law
less underworld folk.
The people are beginning to feel
that carpetbaggers in Duluth and st.
Louis county must 60.
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Entirely too many citizens Of the
Mesaba range towns do not spell law
observance with capital letters.
A wild raider filled with blind pig
booze is an unfit person to handle the
steering gear of an automobile.
Do not deny your family the neces-
sites. Take home copy Of the Rip
saw, the great family paper.
Now's the time to buy your spuds,
thereby beating the Michigan street
Food Hogs next spring.
Joel Lichten evidently prefers to be
a painter of houses in Duluth than a
dodger of. Cossacks in the pale Of Rus
STA.
Duluth never will be a favorable
point for raising babies until profit
eering is eliminated from the milk
business.
The Fat Boys have queered the cause
Of municipal ownership in Duluth and
now they plan a Hunnish raid on or
ganized labor.
Many barber shop patrons are won
dering if Joe Gibson tar shampoo is
manufactured by Rev. J. G.. Shabby g
Knights Of the Tar Bucket.
The Rip-saw still stands ready to
become one of one hundred to make
10 a fund of $1,000 to help pay for a
woman cop on Duluth s police force.
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They're advertising for a new ma
tron at the Children's Home. That
may mean the abolition of another
port of call for the old Mormon car.
The liberal old board of education
vet may be asked to buy an automo-
bile for the use Of Doc. Schaibly and
the knights Of the Tar Bucket.
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How can dear old Chawley Mitchell
insist that Doc. Hoke is superman in
The educational wrestle when he gazes
at the size of the school levy for 1920s
If Noah A. Young does not curb his
skill in the fine art of copious expee-
4oration, he may drown out his new
business university in the West End
lowlands.
The Citizens Alliance might do it.
self proud by hiring Kaiser Wilhelm
or old Won Hindenburg to come over
here as executive officer of the labor
union batting organization.
Doc. Hoke may not be much Of a
real educator, but he's right smart Of
navigator when it comes to heading
school board treasury towards the
rocks of Deficit Island.
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Wise boys insist that they know the
haunts Of goodly number Of blind
pigs in this complacent city and even
the nesting place of considerable
flock of redlight brides.
The Rip-saw proposes to continue its
policy Of printing the news in connec-
ton with last October's forest fires
and the forest fire relief matters, no
matter how badly the corporation law
yers may dislike it.
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There 8 a rumor that Yohn Yay Moe
is writing book entitled: "The Auto
biography Of Successful Man." He
might do worse than to send an auto
graphed copy to Mrs. Emma johnson.
The time soon will be ripe for the
people to start proceedings to revoke
the power Of attorney so long exer-
cised by the local bar association to
pick the district judges for the people.
What g the matter with utilizing Com.
modore Phillips' municipal yacht in the
work Of catching herring right at Du-
1uth's front door, thereby giving the
high cost of fish hard bat in the eyes
IF the underworld outlaws in Supe-
rior do not watch their steps, it is not
impossible that some of them will be