The Ocala banner., 1919-05-16
A Simple Home Wedding As Written
BY Circus Publicity Mar

q 5y circus Publicity Mar
Last night at the glittering and gor-
geous home of the brides parents,
Mr.. and Mrs William Henry Hicks,
i 99s Ninth Place, Miss Mary Gladys
Hicks and Mr.. Adelbert .Smithers,
were united in the sensational, awe
inspiring bonds of matrimony. The
wedding service was pronounced in
a peerless and peppy manner by the
Spiritually Rich and Right Reverend
Doctor Morton s. Duds, rector of the
exceptionally expensive and exceed
ingly exclusive Saint Croesus-in-the
Fields.
The bride entered upon the mas.
sive, muscular and marvelously
moulded arm of her father, passing
through an avenue of the largest,
longest and latitudiness tropic palms
in captivity, while the air about was
heavy with. the shimmering. seething
scent of precious and overpowering
petals Of spring, ranged in racy and
rollicking array about the handsome
and harmonious Hicks home An or
ehestra of foHr-count them!- clev.
er, comic and delightfully."- daring mu-
sicians supplied the mushy and mel
odious music to which the bridal par.
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The grand, gigantic and brobdignagin
groom, accompanied by his bald,
, brave and best man, Mr. W.. Percy
Smithers, awaited them at the i'm
provised, but otherwise faultIess al
tar.
See the s0lemnly spectacular meet
ing of the Bride and Groom! See
the merry and meritouious Maid of
Honor! See the four-count them!-
beauteOus, beaming and brilliant
Bridesmaids See the innocent, in,
fantile, infinitesimal Flower Girl.
Miss Teenie Hicks, in her fearless,
fascinating, but foolish act Of scatter
ing fair, freakish and fragrant flow,
ers in the path of her sister, the
Bride! See them ALL! They are all
included, all under one roof! One
invitation, remember, admits to them
all, including the concert after the
wedding!
The Bride was attired in a silvery
and silken something of extreme
simplicity, surmounted by a vaporous
veil, fastened to her polished and
perfumed hair with the bursting. en-
blazoning blossoms of the orange.
Elsewhere upon her proud but in no
sense ponderous person was a slick,
snowy and scintillating diamond and
bedazzling sunburst, the graceful
gift of the generous and godlike
groom. And remember-Everyth
absolutely new!
! After the affecting and effecting
ceremony, a real, roaring reception
was held, fun furiously fast taking
the place of rigid and rigorous re-
straint, in the precious and palatiaI
Hicks parlors. See the sinuous
smiles tripping through the torrents
OF tears! Witness the cute, cunning
and comedy kisses! Hear the con.
glomerate and contradictory congrat.
ulations! Hear the silly and simian
simpers! See the flippant and trump.
ish friends of the family! Listen
to the glorious gurgle of the able
and absolutely alcoholic punch. And
remember, one invitation admits to
all!
/ The bride was the radiant, enrap-
tured recipient of a superbly great
and indescribably glorious, glittering
and gorgeous galaxy of gifts, the
presents being under the shrewd.
sharp and ingularly all-seeing eve of
a pompuous and private detective. A
supper, the most stupendous. sensa.
tlonal and superlatiyeIy complete ever
served in any land, was spread in the
draped and dainty dining room by a
cool, keen and calculating caterer.
The grand exit. At IL O'Clock
amid scenes of astounding and un-
paralleled impertinence, and a hell,
ish, inhuman hail of ancient and anti
quated shoes, mixed and mingled
with ribald rice, the young couple left
on a desperately dangerous and de-
lightfully demonstrative bridal tour.
They will be gone three-count them,
-weeks.-Cartoons Magazine.
Mr.. w. J. McGehee agent for the
famous Fairbanks-Morse engines, has
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