Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-07-19
A WEDDING AS WRITTEN
CIRCUS PUBLICITY MAN
Cartoons Magazinel

Last night, at the glittering and
gorgeous home of the brides par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. William Henry
Hicks, 500 Ninth Place, Miss Mary
Gladys Hicks and Mr. Adelbert
Smithers, were united in the sensa-
tional, awe-inspiring bonds of ma
trimony. The wedding service was pro-
nounced by the Spiritually and Right
Croesus-in-the- Fields.
The bride entered upon the mas
sive, musclar and marvelously mould
ed arm Of her father, passing through
an avenue of the largest longest and
latitudinest tropic palms in captivity,
while the air about was heavy with
the shimmering, seething scent of
spring ranged in racy and rollicking
array about the handsome and har-
monious Hicks home. An orchestra of
four-count them!-clever, comic
and delightfully."- daring musicians,
supplies the mushy melodious music
to which the bridal party modestly
and morally marched. The grand
gigantic and brobignagian groom ac-
companied by his bald, brave best
man, Mr.. W. Percy Smithers, awaited
them at the improvised, but otherwise
faultless altar.
! See the solemnly spectacular
meeting of the bride and groom! See
the merry and mertorious maid of !
honor! See the four-beauteous
beaming and brilliant bridesmaids.
See the innocent, infantie, infinitesi-
nal flower girl, Miss Teenie Hicks, in
ner fearless, fascinating, but foolish
act of scattering fair, freakish and
'ragant flowers in the path Of her sis
er, the bride! See them ALL! They
ire ALL INCLUDED, all under one
oof! One invitation, remember, adj
nits to them all. including the con-
ert after the wedding!
The bride was attired in a silvery
nd silken something of extreme sim
'licfty, sur1mounted by a vaporous
ell, fastened to her polished and per-
umed hair with the bursting, en-
azonisg blossoms Of the orange.
Elsewhere upon her proud but in no
ense ponderous person was slick
howy and scintillating diamond and
edazzling sunburst, the graceful
lift of the generous and godlike
room. And ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
HING ABSOLUTELY NEW!
After the affecting and effective
CEREMONY, real, roaring reception
vas held, fun ferociously fast taking
he place of rigid and rigorous re-
traint in the precious and palatial
ticks parlors. See the sinuous
miles tripping through the torrents
t tears! Witnessed the cute, cum
ing and comedy kisses! Hear the
onglomerate and contradictory con-
'ratulations. Hear the silly and
irnian shippers! See the flippant and
rumpish friends of the family! Lis
en- to the glorious gurgle of the able
nd absolutely alcoholic punch! And
,E-MEM-BER-ON INVITATION
ADMITS TO ALL! N
The bride was the radiant, enrap-
ured recipient a superbly great and
ndescribably glorious, glittering and
gorgeous galaxy of gifts, the pres
nts being under the shrewd, sharp
nd singularly all-seeing eye Of a
ompous and private detective. A
upper, the most stupendous, sensa-
ional and superlatively complete
yer served in any land, was spread
n the draped and dainty dining room
y cool, keen and calculating caterer.
THE GRAND EXIT! At eleven
clock, amid scenses of astounding
nd unparalleled impertinence, and a
ellish, inhuman hail Of ancient and
infatuated shoes, mixed and mingled
nth ribald rice, the young couple
1T on a desperately dangerous and
demonstrative bridal
our. They will beV gone three
cunt them!-weeks.