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Arizona republican., 1919-09-10

Kings Royal Warrant, which author izes one who has this to display in his warehouse, shop or factory a no- tice that he supplies the king with the article he sells or manufactures. Now, Nestles, a firm which sells condensed milk, have royal warrant, but I cer- tainly have my doubts as to whether His Royal Majesty drinks condensed milk with his tea. I certainly do not think it will be used when the Prince of Wales visits the White House. In the case of -'Duveen," money cov- CTS multitude of sins.
 Yours truly,
 PERCY FORD. Ash Fork. Arizona, Sept. 6.
Arizona republican., 1919-09-10
Leaving That to His Wifa

appeared before a congressional meat investigation committee.
 We are patriotic people out our way" Anderson said. 'Why, all dur ing the war we ate this bran bread I didn't, but my wife did"
Arizona republican., 1919-09-10

Lady Thackesey. wife of a wealthy Indian cotton manufacturer has ar rived in this country The lady wears a diamond in her nose. for the same reason that some of us wear diamonds
Arizona republican., 1919-09-10

in our ears and on our fingers, and for the same reason South Sea Island CTS wear jewels thrust into their lips and cheeks-to show the world we've got 'em.
Arizona republican., 1919-09-10

Rush Irwin of Atlanta. Ga, charged with murder, was drawn in a Jury panel as one of his own prospective jurors. Court officials scratched his name when they found Irwins present address is Fulton county jail.
Arizona republican., 1919-09-10
Imnortant pehates.

important OepaleS. Wilson versus Johnson. To league or not to league? That is the question.
 But will the noted debaters get all of our attention drawn away from the solving of that highly important ques- tion
 White Sox versus Red Stockings. And every day mother will go on de- batting an equally important question: When are you going to reduce the prices?
 Mrs. Housewife versus Mir. Food Dealer.
 And there'll be flock of puzzling questions arising in the little old school house, where it'll be-
 Teacher versus Pupil.
 While at the Round Table it'll be- Labor versus Capital.
Arizona republican., 1919-09-10

q hear Judge links has cases enough to keep him busy for the next two years"
 q should say he has Why he has enough cases in his cellar to keep him busy the rest of his life
Arizona republican., 1919-09-10

Two mules that had imbibed vast quantities of '.275" they found in keg went on rampage in Brooklyn which was only ended when one of the crazed animals committed suicide by plunging through a plate glass window in an undertaker's shop.
Arizona republican., 1919-09-10
City Cop Pinches Country Cop.

MANITOWAC. Wis.-County Traf- fic Officer Elmer Butterfield found out how 1t feels. He was pinched by city cop for speeding. He was in pressed $15 worth.
Arizona republican., 1919-09-10

Guilty or not guilty?p asked the judge
 Why should tell you" replied the prisoner, "when you've got a jury to find out"
Arizona republican., 1919-09-10

This is the time of the year when we tell our youngsters that acquiring learning is the greatest undertaking in the world. but we let them see us pay the football coach more than we hand the teacher of mathematics.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05
See Tomorrow's Herald and Times

select A girls love lacks a solid
foundation II she yields up all the
treasures OF her heart 70 the first
youth who takes her TO the moving
pictures and tells her she has Won
derful eyes. Especially IL she softly
agrees TO remain sealed Up at home.
silent and unseen. while he goes out
to Chicago on a two months business
trip.
Now, ] personally. go further than
have indicated IN this article. I
cannot see that even II YOU are en-
aged to a girl you are entitled 10 ask
her never TO dance with another man,
never 20 join in any youthful par
ties unless you 80 too and keep your
eye upon her.
A girls social life shriuks OF It
self after she has announced her en-
Eagement I think she should not de-
cline what little she has left Too
great exclusiveness Is unwlse. even IN
love. II q few cheerful outside in
fluences can lessen her love. TIM it's
love that isn't stout enough 20 marry
on. and It's better to find that out In
time.
1 know that many betrothed young
people don't agree with me IN this.
But 1 wish they would begin to think
about It
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05
COLDS AND FLU
BEST TREATED
WITH GAL0TABS
The New Perfected CaIomel That Is
Free From Nauseatng and
SaiiTaing Effects.

Physicians or druggists VIII tell you
that the best thing in the world for a
cold, grippe or influenza, is Calotabs.
the perfected Calomel, that is free
from nauseariEg and saliVating ef-
1ects. Doctors have learned that
other laXatiVes are uncertain and IN
satisfactory for cold and grippe. but
that they can count on CalotRhs. the
new Calomel, that has all the liver
benefits and none Of the sting, 10
thoroughly arouse the liver ana put
the system in ideal condition 10 throw
off the cold and prevent influenza and
pneumonia
The best time 10 take Calotahs s.
at the first sign Of a cold. II you
take il az the beginning you can cure
q cold over night one Calotab on the
tongue at bed time with a swallow Of
Water-thats all In thu morning YOU
wake up feeling fine with a hearty
appetite Tor breakfast Your cold has
Tanished and you nay congratulate
yourself that you have possibly pre-
vented serious complications, for ply
sicians tell US that neglected colds
number their victims By the millions.
For your protection, Calotabs are
sold only in original sealed packages.
price Thirty-five cents. Your drug
gist VIII supply you. and your money
given back promptly and cheerfully
Il you are not delighted with this new
form 81 calomel-AdV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05
i0BBERS FORM
TRADE BUREAU
Business Men Adopt Cham
Der Of Commerce Plan To
Help Local Firms.

The movement TO Incorporate the
manufacturing and jobbing interests
Of FL Paso with the chamber Of COM
rnerce, to Increase the importance OF
Fl Paso as a distributing point was
crystauizsd by the formation Of a
manufacturers and 5obbers' bureau at
a meeting Tuesday night IN the cham
her Of commerce building. IN which
representative from practically all
the 5obbIng and manufacturing In
tsrests Of the city participated E. G.
krunp presided as chairman OF the
meeting 4 managing committee VIII
be appointed later ia the week. and
special committees added as needed
Creute New Departments
Two departments have been Gre
ated. primarily for the Wholesalers,
manufacturers and jobbers-the trat-
fic and the trade extension depart
ments," said kari II. Roberts man
aEer Of the chamber Of commerce
Nine thousand dollars have been APP
propriated for these two Departments
7Tda chamber Of commerce VIII have
1acih ses with which to handle the
work There remains only the Ques-
ton OF drawing represen tattves from
The various lines OF trade 70 control
the policies Of the two departments.
There viii be nine subcommittee. I'M
der the program formulated, repre-
sentlng the different lines, and we
viii ask Won 20 affiliate yourselves
with the department with which you
are directly related
Ideas for the development OF FL
Paso as a trade center were discussed
by several Of the business men pres
ent
Keep Trade Here.
Many people drop OF here as q sort
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05

FTTAsHNGTON. D. C., March s.
w There were 1885 postoffices in the
United States last year. according to
the postoffice department The great
est number OF postoffices was 76,945.
in 1901. the extension OF the rural
delivery since its establishment in
1895 having caused the reduction in
the number The number in 1890 was
70. Increasing TO 1865 IN 1870, and to
g.. 4O1 in 1850.
Historical data compiled by the
nostoffice department shows that the
first colonial postmaster was Richard
Fairbanks. who conducted an office In
Boston IN 1888 to receive letters from
ships In July. 1775, the continental
congress established the postoffit
with Benjamin Franklin as the first
postmaster general. but Samuel o.
good. of Massachusetts. was the first
postmaster general under the consti-
tuition during Washington's admins
tratlon- The postmaster general was
not a member OF the ca1inet until 1873.
There have been 80 postmaster gen
erals from Osgood TO Burles0n-
The origin OF the name -postoffice,"
according to the departments histO-
rian. goes back TO the earliest known
means Of carrying messages by cou-
riers With the Romans the place
where the relay was affected was
marked by a post" along the side Of
the road. from which fact will appear
the derivation Of the term ''postof-
flee" Post riders and stage coaches
were Ghe earliest means Of transport
ing the mails. followed later by the
steamboat and the railway and still
later by automobiles and airplanes. It
was not until 1S64<fhat the railway
postal car was adopted, although II
had been used IN England as far back
as 1886. The first regular air mall
route was established between Wash
inEton. Philadelphia and New York on
May Is 1913, although sporadic at
tempts had been made to carry mail
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05
LittIeB0bbies spa
Inspired By the Glory That Was
Greece. He Bursts Into Death
less Rhyme But Falls Down
Hard On His Facts.
by WILLIAM F. KIRK

OUR teacher was telling Us yester-
" day about Anshunt Greacs. She
sed It was as noabel as Ameriky or
France OF Italy or England. & about
20 times noablsr than what Germany
ever was She sed we shud luv the
Greace OF today on account Of the
Greace Of yesterday. & she asked Us
all TO rite essay about the Gusacs
Of Yesterday. So 7 asked Pa
The Greace OF Yesterday wud maIk
good sub1eck for a essay, sed Pa.
We viii start rite of with a little
JlnEels sed Pa Thus. sed Pa
Bursts Into Rhyme.
In these here days Of GLORIOUS Peace
We ought to think OF Anshunt Greace.
Ihare is a heap Of glory TO IL
II modern cusses only knew It.
That is very frivulus, sed Ma. that
is no way for Bobbie 20 start a essay
witch he Is going 10 talk to skOol. sed
Ma His teecher Wud newer like Il
in the wurld.
I guess his teecher Fuld Ilkeany-
thing witch / rote. sed Pa, The guEls
moastly like pottery.
Boobies teecher fsent a Eurl. sed
Ma, & that isent pottery.
Bobbie, Eed Pa, I feer yure mother
Is Citing Jellus OF her dashing Lord
q Master, sed Pa Who wud have, thot
il. sed Pa. who wud have dreemed' That
I still reclaimed enuff Of my old charm
to maik yure mother jellusi Wen.
well. wuddeut that Jar you? sed Pa
You are Citing a long way from
the land Of Greace, sed Ma, ware
Sapnho loved & sung. sed Na- Tell
B0hbie sum reel Jacks about that
crate land. Ma sed. how thay held ike
steel aegenst the Tyrauts OF that
thare time. sed Ma
] am = littel rusty about them days.
sed Pa Suproas you help Bobbie with
the rest Of his essay. He has a grand
start, with that sven poetry, sed Pa.
Cicero Great Greek.
Well BObbie. sed Ma. thare e a
grate deel I cud tell you about
anshunt Gresce. but I guess the best
thing you can do IS TO menshun sum
Of the crate Greeks OF that time.
Cicero was one. sed Ma. He was a
CRATE sculptor or sUAthinE like that
Yes. sed Pa, sumthing like that &
Kid Broad was another great Greek.
sed Pa Him g. Cicero was Jest like
that. in all kinds OF wether. Thay was
crate pals. -sed Pa Thav was vary
thick & Kid Broad was thicker than
Cicero, sed Pa
You think you are a smart old duff
fer with that second hand comedy
doant you, sed Ma. Sumtimes I lose
all patience With you
Sumtimes yoU find it sEEenn. sed
Pa, wen you see the sunshine OF my
smile. Tell Bobbls sum moar about
them Italyun Greeks, sed Pa.
d then Ma looked at Pa so hard
that Pa beegan 10 Whistle & went in
the Libary < got a box TO reed & Ma
helped ne finnish my essay.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05

tend 70 increase her friendship for
him. Rather the contrary.
II she gets him 70 understand the
true TurEishness Of his suggestion
she Is valuably educating him.
The truth is. Of course. that dur
ing these springtime years, when
Love. uncrystallized. is stcs a fluid
thing association between youths and
girls should be fluid. too. And the
wholesome, natural thing is 20 have
this association as free as possible
and TO postpone pairing Off until
love makes this inevitable.
Then. it's a dangerous matter 20
determine ones life preference before
one has had a chance to compare and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05
Since 1899 Uncle Sam s Post
Offices Haze Increased Until
TheyNow TOtaLMore Than 81, 900

BY airplaue as Ear back as 1911. The
flight between Washington and New
YORK requires approximately two
hours The early post rider, Il Is re-
corded, made the trip In from - to 10
hours by using relays OF horses run
ming at full speed for a distance OF
five miles. Steam trains can make
the trip In five hours
In 1858 free delivery Of mail in cities
was undertaken in s9 cities with 449
carriers. In 1890 there we're 454 cities
having free delivery with 9066 car
riers. while last year there were about
1000 city delivery offices and about
IS geo carriers The first rural deliv
cry routes. three in number, were es-
.tablished in 1886, while in ISIS there
were 1855 rural routes and about
10000 star routes. Special delivery ser
vice was established in 1855, while
the registry system was established IN
1855. The money order system was
adopted in 1864. Postal savings was
established January 3. 1911. and the
deposits for that year totaled S677-145.
Each year the total has Increased IN
I'll last year. when it reached $685.
f71.49e.
The total number Of pieces OF mail
matter Of all kinds handled in 1s47
was 124.173. $50. In 1913, which Is the
last estimate made. there were IS
557. 1880 pieces handled. The gross
postal revenue in 1880 were sSS.O0O
$4,000 was expended In 1870 the
revenues were S4.543,5OO and the ex-
renditures S4.71S,200, while last year
the revenues we're S344, g75, 962. not
including the war revenue On first
class mail and the expenditures were
1894, S35. 900.
In 1880 postmaster general Osgood
had q total OF lis employees of all
kinds while postmaster general Burls-
son directs the activities OF 500. 600 Of
ficers and employees IN the postal ser
vice The postage stamp was officially
adopted and placed on sale In New
York on July 1, 1877. In the follow
ing year S60,3S0 postage stamps were
sold, increasing to 2.21s. 757. 900 in 1880.
and 10 1906, 7S4.S52 in 1918.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05

OF stop over place. said James A.
Dick. and 80 over and see Juarez, and
don't regard El Paso as a center Of
business At all We must get them
out OF that idea Representative OF
eastern concerns write their custom
ers IN this territory. Meet me at FL
Paso AT my expense and then sell
them goods from the eastern markets.
A boot and shoe man even asked once
for the use Of the chamber Of COM
merce hail TO bring his customers to.
We have boot and shoe merchants Of
our own, and 7 believe in getting peO-
pie here 20 buy from our own job
bers.
To Bring Buyers Here
Georse j. Ryan said. The plan Of
bringing buyers here and paying their
fare is a good one We are willing to
DO our part in trying it out and see
what we can get out Of It. I am also
strong for trade excursions People
IN Arizona and New Mexico are still
talking about one we made two years
ago"
Earl Lilly, secretary OF the cham
Der OF commerce at Fort Worth. spoke
briefly commanding the organization
Of traffic and trade extension work.
and giving some results obtained by
the organization at Fort Worth. 4
have never seen q town as well ad-
rertised as FL Paso," he said You
probably do not know yourselves how
much your city is being talked about"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05
~ BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

I ET US suppose that q young man
l. likes a girl very much and has
paid marked attention 20 her. Sup
pose. also. that he is methodicaIly
planning to propose TO her when they
raise his salary next spring
Is he justified. meanwhile. in
building a fence about his girl so to
speak, through which no possible
rival may enter. and inside OF which
the girl herself must eontentedly
await his plsaseure2
OF course. you don't believe in any
thing Of the sort So you may be
surprised 70 learn that there are
great many young men who do be-
leve in it. ana who express their be
lief vigorously. They are survivals,
7 suppose, Of the time when all men
were more or less what We call the
grand Turlz'-utter despots. that is
to say. in regard to women.
There is nothing impetuOus about
these excellent young men They are
not Of the sort that fall in love with
a girl at the first meeting. propose TO
her the next day, and insist upon the
delicious jangle OF wedding bells six
weeks later.
No. they have a carefully thought
out program which sometimes re-
quires years TO carry out They call
on q girl and take her out regularly.
meanwhile carefully studying her
from the standpoint o. their own re-
quiremenus As If this habitual at
tention weren't in itself enough TO
frighten off other suitors. they ask
the girl to promise that she viii &C
tually see no other young man-that
is, as callers or as escorts.
And they dc this without commit
ting themselves to an engagement or
even mentioning marriage.
Aren't you surprised. as I am, that
in this day OF sturdy feminine inde-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05
Finds Bottle of Booze
He Hid 90 Yeas Ago

Johnstown, Pa March 5.-Perry
Hutzel suddenly recalled the other
day that so years ago he hid a pint
bottle Of whisky under a certain rock
Going 20 the place he found the bottle
and part Of It's contents The cork had
rotted away and the contents. due to
evaporation. had decreased in guam
uty but greatly increased IN quality.
Hutzell described the liquor as having
a very rare deliciousneF
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05

pendence. such young men can find
any American girls meek and unso-
phisticated enough 20 accept their
dictatorship
one Of these yopng men writes me
20 the effect that he earnestly ad-
mires a young lady whom he has
known for some years But he ode
cided that the most practical course
would be to wait with my proposal
till she had finished her course al
college and I had hranched off into
business for myself"
The ideas Of Cave Man
Suddenly. however. he discovers the
existence Of a second young man who
calls frequently upon his girl friend
He feels that his rights are being en-
croached upon But he will be mag
unanimous. Being broadminded about
such things" he says, I took no
notice But later his Jealousy does
drive him 70 enter a protest which
Of course, has no effect
For naturally, Il most often hap
pens that a girl spiritedly objects TO
an attempt to paddock her liberty on
the part Of a young man who has
merely the status Of a friend. Misun-
derstandinEs, disagreements. even
quarrels, follow. And the young men
who mOurufully report what has
hanpened do not dream that Il Is thar
OF theirs that IS responsible for all the
trouble.
They are such fine young men IN
many ways with such steady. pru-
dent. kind. hushandly qualities. that
wish I might persuade them all that
there are certain ways Of wooing
that must be abandoned in this age OF
the world.
I wish I might convince them that
o. HHra - D
as important 10 other people as they
are Inclined to believe.
And that II they venture 70 ask
girl TO do without other mems So
ciety while they are making up their
minds. they are not only a hundred
percent exceeding their rights. but
they stand IN danger Of losing the fair
creature by this very move
sometimes the preteXt for the sort
Of thing I have been speaking Of Is
found in the fact that the young man
is obliged TO leave town, or that the
girl is.
Don't forget me" he warns her.
jealousy. and promise that you
won't see or speak to another man
until I come back
And sometimes. I am sorry TO say.
she does promise this very thing. She
allows herself TO be put aside until
called for she gives up all her nat
- a. -AAA@NN1AAA NANA1AA q NEEaAaE she
has been impressed by the personality
OF a youth with the notions Of a Turk.
who wishes TO find her Just where
he left her.
Love Must BE F1pee.
But a girl with intelligence and
character can. Of course. do a good
deal TO root out the Turk in a man
II he is rash enough 70 invite her TO
seclude herself for his selfish sake.
she politely and firmly tells him that
her liking FOR him cannot restrict her
other friendly association IN the
slightest degree. That he has no
right whatever TO make such a re-
quest. and that in fact he viii have
70 take chances.
Perhaps she adds that remaining
lonely and bored in his honor wouldn't
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05
7-Cent Eggs and 10 for
"SFe" Can't Be True

Lorain, Ohio, March S.--Joshua
Kemp. whose diary has just been IN
earthed by a grandson, wrote in 1864
some Of the prices which prevailed at
thar time that throw an interesting
light on the cost OF living today. He
expended a cents for two dozen eggs.
paid - 1-2 cents a pound for country
butter and 10 cents a pound for beef
steaks The book also shows occas-
ional expenditures OF 10 cents for
whisky.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05
Labor More Important
Than Prayer, Says Pastor

Spokane, Wash. March SHAT
labor Is more in need OF open dis
cussions Of its problems than the
prayers OF churchgoers, is the opinion
Of the Rev. 7. H Harper. pastor Of q
ConEreg ationalist church here. To
carry out this theory. the minister
proposes to abandon the Wednesday
evening prayer meetings Of his churc D.
and devote the time to discussions Of
social and Industrial problems.
Il have come TO the conclusions that
It is useless for a handful OF pious
souls to get together once a week and
pray" said the Rev Mr. Harper.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05

Curtis. 4 Co. buy Liberty Bonds
Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05

81 Paso Optical CO.-iO8 Texas St
Middle OF the Block. Established
190l-ls years in business. Need
Glassess Ask SeEuU.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05

Could This
Be True?
uppose that prominent FL Paso business called
gu home at office and said this to you
Here piece of Oil Land in the very choicest and
ton of the Ranger District have with number of my
friends and business associates secured you and
selves. The title the land is clear be-our lease is
perfect
Oil from that land nearly certainty that ask you
Join with the fullest confidence We have the necessary
drilling outfit-we have the money to go ahead with even
we do not sell single share Ofstock
We have placed the handling the practical end of the bust
ness-he actual drilling for Oin the hands of
know successful and honorable and man.
moreover who knows exactly what he is doing, because he
spent the best part of his life in the OIL BUSINESS
give you my personal and absolute that drilling
will begin almost at contract specifies within thr
ty days give you further my personal and absolute
ance that you will receive absolutely fair square DEAL
And finally say you that because property
rounded by big producing wells the of chance
duced to an absolute minimum.
Suppose you had that of opportunity? Suppose the
men who placed it before you whom you knew
you could trust inpciy-what would you do? Would you
Join such an enterprise?
you think you would Join such conditions described
Wait till tomorrow next day for full partcu-
lrs IT IS true You WILL get such an opportunity
- T.. --~., E1o...1~1 - IT,.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05

The invisible face powder. Cannot
be detected stays on until you wash
70 off Instantly beautifies the com
pleXion- Absolutely harmless Drug
gists refund the money u Il fans See
large announcement soon TO appear 10
this paper.--Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05
Cave Mans Idea of IsoIating
Female of the Species Persists

Male Animal Usually Can Be Reasoned With, How
ever, and Handled Satisfactorily by the
Superior Feminine Intelligence
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-05

If you think you would join such conditions described
above-WATT Wait till tomorrow next day for full pacu
lars IT IS true. You WILL get such opportunity.