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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
Statesmen WANTED,
Stock Salesmem
Attention

IF YOU are q producer and want to
handle mn Issue Of stock In a sub
stnntial. conservative and profitable
business where safety OF Invested cap
itai is beyond question and profits
certain. wo can use you. None but
high grade men with ability will be
considered. Unusually attractive prop
osition and selling plan with liberal
commissions t0t-iS Baum Building.
Oklahoma city.
want a live wiro sal.s-
man for each state TO sell Triangle
Tire Patch: must trsvel In automobile:
big money makef for tho right pan.
Triange Rubber Company. Scott Thomp.
son Bldg. Oklahoma City, Okla.
l WISH to interview salesman trS%eling
out Of Oklahoma City calling on mer-
chants. ! have fine slds line proposi-
tlon; pocket sample. a winner. H.50.
Oklahoman.
ARE YOU AN EXPERIENCED
TRAVELLING SALESMAN?
DO you want n position where you
can be IN your headguarters from I
TO 8 nights. each w0ek7 We have n
good proposition TO offer a hustler and
a business getter." You must he am.
bilious and FUN OF pep" Your pro-
motion will depend upon your resultA
Your opportunity will be unlimited.
Answer IN own handwriting Etatsis
age and how employed In tho last ten
years and your reasons for wanting a
change. H-ll care Oklnhoman.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
MALE HELP WANTED.

WANTED Employed nen who are am
bilious to become expert nccountan nts,
who are willing TO prepare during spare
time. Phone Walnut 22js for appoint
ment
WANTED-Flrst. second and Try cooks
for In and out OF town; also other
hotel help. Broadway Employment
office. 2ls CulbeTtson.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
FEMALE HELP WANTED

WANTED Someone TO address on
velopes Please answer hy noon: give
phone number H-5g. Okhhoman,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
Position amid
Investment
w amhed

Married man. 81 yenrs old. has held
responsible position for the past 20
years with one OF the best and oldest
established firms In Oklahoma city.
desires change for good reasons. can
invest some capital In good going con-
cern. n given all or part OF mana cement.
Am one OF the leading young business
men OF Oklahoma CRY DO not drink
alcohol In any form and can gives refer
ences as TO character and standing that
will satisfy anyone. All communlca-
tlons strictly confidential B.llig Okla
homnn
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
MALE HELP WANTED.

solicitors. whu have tho ability to
show early results must be pblr to fur.
nish car or rug; attractive proposition
mhde TO producers, unless you are
able 10 handle live proposition appli.
cation would not be considered. salary
with all expenses guaranteed territory,
Oklahoma Cali IN person ur make ap.
plication 10 circulation ManaRcr. Far
mer s,orknnn, OElahomhn Bldg okla
homa City oklapoma.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
PAPER HANGING AND PAINTING
SITUATION WANTED BY
DISCHARGED SOLDIER

tAs q pat-iotic service. tho Oklahoman
times will publish want ads under this
heading for days without chaTgeD
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
Stock Statesmen
Ranger-Burk Petroleum
COMPANY

357 American National Bank Bldg.
Oklahoma City, Okla.
TRUSTEES:
Kee n. Mckee. President, Pres,
Amer Brick 4 Tile c.,
, w, l.. Alexander, First Vice Pres,
Ex State Treas. Oklahoma
L. u. Knight Second Vica Ties.
Prominent Merchant.
J. l.. Mckeown. sec'y. q Treas.
Successful on Operator.
q. =. Bass. Director. Prominent
TEN good snlcsInen who have the pep;
no stock for sale; we are selling oil
land and giving q warranty deed our
mes hfc making 500 per week and
over Call Room sos OIL Exchange
BIDS, aA
sALEsMEN WANTED
We have 100 acres oil and gas leases
which includes our two lenses at Bufk-
burnett We have threo wells on the
pump and nrs drilling DAY AND
NIGHT on No. l. We are getting the
material on the ground for No. 5, which
viii be started ~ soon as No. IL COM
pleted Our saleninen are all making
nsenee, and are satisfied Proposition
explained by mail only when tf.0o ac-
companies application. Call In person.
OKLAHOMA TRUST CO, ACT.
DouBLEHEAp OIL 4 REFINING 60
Insurance Bldg Nkiahoma City
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
Craftsman

We need ~ once an experienced me
chauical craftsman, one who has had
experience drawing plans. making es-
iimates on dwellings: this position IL
In oklahoma CITY with large firm.
having u future for the right man Ad-
dress us. giving age, experience, edu-
cation and salary desired. U-T0. okla
homan.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27

WANTED Mems clothes. TO alter. re.
pair. clean and press, Smith n HUI
bert. expert tallors, i3)i. West Mair
Room g.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27

Cut out the picture on all four sides
Then carefully fold dotted line Its en-
tire length Then dotted line .. and no
on. Fold each section underneath arcu.
rately. when completed turn over and
you'll find a surprising result. Save the
pictures
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
HOTEL DIRECTORY
Hotel Broadway Centra

ON BROADWAY At FOURTH
SOME well furnished rooms with svsSy
modern convenience. ~ we'll - . feW
suites with private bath available right
now, at very reasonable rates for per.
mnnent gussta
cozY HOFFMAN outside rooms, VII
hot and cold water. Walnut sJ1<,
EMPIRE. i2S South Broadway. % out.
slide rooms. comfortably heated. 76c 10
800; weekly rntes ~ 10 u; best &C.
commodations for the money.
MARQUETTE H0TEI-opposlls court
house; 10 rooms. oil with hot and
cold running water; 81 with connected
bath; rsm0deled and rsdscorated
throughout; $50 10 u per week.
Corner Grand and Dewey. Walnut 3ty7.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
EDUCATION AND INSTRUCTION

WANTED-Mcn and ladies' to learn
barber trade. special low tuition;
positions guaranteed. fre" catnlog. Ok
IAhOma City Barber College, lOt West
California; Harry kuns, Mgr
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27

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Wanted, q BrGnCGl
mn
manage
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uantcd hr,rcl, ,,,,,,,r. 10 o,.,,t.
Wholesale Hnd retail accessory and tire
house In number OF best towns In OK
| lnhoma. Party must have capital to In
Nest ana De nole TO furnish s'it edge
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MATCHMAKER wanted at once; sal
AIRY or commission; NOO per month
guaranteed Anen Drug CO.. Allen
oHln. ---------..-.
BARBER WANTED-S2o guarantee;
job good for more; steady joh. Ram
sey Davis, Hobart, okl'.
| WANTED Good printer; steady Job; ;
VIII buy him homo and let him work
II out II the right man. Address Il. v.
Oklahoman.
WANTED-Go reliable porter with
wheel to work In n drug store. Clas-
sen boulevard Pharmacy.
WANTED-Registcred drug clerk: good
job right man: must be competent
sober. willing 10 work. +. o BoS A.
or phone. manager. 81, Drumright.
okih'
! WANTED Immediately. first clnss bar.
bcr; $50 guarantee. c. p. Thacker
Medford, okla
BUILDING CONTRACTODs WANTED
AT CYRIL. OKLA
Contractors TO figure on several
brick and concrete block buildings
SoininetclaI Club, Gym. Okla,
PRlNTER--Alan good on job work and
can estimate; prefer man who can
toke foremanshp Of office: 9 hours;
w per week Record, Mudill, Okla.
WANTED -Barhcr: 5000 per week
guaranteed stngg Barber Shop. 4.
O. Box 7gi. Dmmright okla.
WANTED Barber: steady joh; good
for $50 to SIS per week Phone l2T
Blrge Faulklnhurv. Lnwton. okla.
WANTED bv An,u t., rood slrg,,
Larhor ,a. aua' @ TX ,at, s""u nmho
good for $50 per. Baldys Palace,
Blackwell Oklnhomn
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Mari Uonk Anply IN W ~ Crtmas
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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27

WANTED--A lady tailor; l22 W Main.
Fitth Ave, Clothing shop.
WANTED--A cook. Walnut 36is.
WANTED - Lady amateur, for dra-
matte company: good proposition. Call
at +l6 n. Harvey. Phone Walnut 6iy6.
ANTED-Compctent white girl for
scucrnl housework good wages; three
In family: no washing. Walnut ilN.
WANTED 49, White girl for general
housework. G20 W. 18th
WANTED-Eirst class colored woman
tor general housework, must like
children; room on place, Maple 33i9-J.
WANrED-Four or five young ladies'
to fold circulars and letters, 81 so
per daS. Phone Walnut 9sI
WANTED Neat young white woman.
good cook. for general hel s"work,
no washing Npplv all y Iottlc.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
ROOM AND BOARD WANTED

EMPLOYED lady wants board and
room In private homo close In. Ad-
dress Miss Wood. Box vs.. city.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-03-27
WANTED

Competent stenographer. with
two or three ycnrs experience.
International Harvester Com
pany Of America, $3.50 South
broadway.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1919-11-14
Cutting the Nations Tire Bill.

Forty makes of motor tires were
submitted to the bureau of standards
BY the office of the quartermaster gen
eral" writes Thomas H. Uzzell in Ev-
srybody's. "They were given labora-
tory durability runs after which they
were autopsied by the rubber special
lists. Their carcasses' were cut up and
the pieces boiled, roasted, stretched.
The results were discouraging. Even
the best of them seemed to suffer
from improper 'tOughenlng.'
$50 into their little rubber-mill went
the experts, with notes furnished them
by the tire manufacturers, and pro-
ceeded to make up some tire rubber
which had the proper degree of tough
ness. They succeeded They passed
out the word: The trouble is that you
makers are not sitting your zinc oxid
before mixing 1t with the rubber com
pound
THE makers began to sift. Better
tires resulted. Some S30,000,000 we're
saved to the government And today
you are enjoying cut in your tire bill
by getting better tires-a result OF
mat experiment with zinc oxld."
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1919-11-14
Dakota Farmers Specialize In Feeder
Hog Production.

the state live stock sanitary board.
The hog growers of that section have
decided it Is most profitable for them
to produce feeder hogs because the
high price and limited quantity of corn
in their vicinity available for feeding
purposes make the fattening of hogs
a hazardous undertaking. On the 9TH
er hand, alfalfa hay is grown In album
dance, and the pasture afforded is
keenly relished by the hogs. Hence
the project farmers are limiting their
operations to feeder-hog production.
A cooperative live stock shipping as
ISOLATION has been organized on the
Belle Fourche project to market the
hogs In unique fashion this fall. The
plan is to secure carload orders for
these hogs so that they may be shipped
out in small train loads for delivery
to points east of the Missouri river.
The idea Is to have about fifteen cars
of hogs in each train, these cars being
loaded at Newell and Nisland on the
project and to be carried to destina-
ton, without stopping for feed or wa
ter, within the 36-hour limit. Infor-
nation is being promulgated among
the prospective buyers along the route
regarding the freight rates on a mini
mum car of feeder hogs so that they
can estimate accurately the gross cost
of such load of quality feeders de-
livered at their destination. The hogs
sold during the fall of 1918 ranged
from 16 to p cents pound f. o. b.
cars, some of the loads being sold
above the market quotation and some
of them under.
The Belle FOurche plan of market
ing feeder hogs should be of interest to
other stock raisers and feeders in va
riOus sections Of the country, illustrat-
ing, as 1t does, a new method of feed
er-anlmal distribution. Handling
through a cooperative shipping asso-
citation directly from the producer to
the purchaser makes 1t certain that
the buyer will receive the hogs at his
station at minimum cost for handling
In transit. Furthermore, the fact that
the animals come from a cholera-free
country is. positive insurance against
losses from that disease If the hogs
are not exposed to infection In transit
or subsequent to their delivery at their
new homes. Prospects are that in the
future many South Dakota farmers in
the eastern part of the state who raise
considerable corn and make practice
Of feeding the grain to hogs will rely
to a certain extent on the animals COM
ing from the Belle FOurche project.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1919-11-14
KNOWS NO NORTH OR SOUTH
Southern ooughboy Who Fought in
France Is Strong for the Appella-
ton "Yank."

The monicker, Yank, is going to
stick. Just read what this fellow. who
was born south of Mason and Dixon's
line, writes:
II come from a line of rebels who
boast that they did not surrender.
Until | was quite husky chap l be-
lieved that d Yankee was one
word and Republican its synonym.
and knew the rebel yell as varsity
boy knows his college yell. Before
the war ! wore a SLOUGH hat, rode
horseback and shot squirrels. still
say Gavin bread think Dixie should
be our national air, that Robert f. Lee
was the worlds greatest general, and
Jefferson Davis, sub, the worlds great
est statesman.
But, speaking for myself and
not overly small bunch of fellow 'reb-
els, | am exactly satisfied with the
honest, hard-fisted, firm jawed and
seemingly inevitable nickname Of
Yank, and say, with one of the papers
back home
Let Yank be the official battle
name Of our boys, and the rebel yell"
their official battle cry"
In truth, the South and the North
are welded.-Stars and Stripes.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1919-11-14
LAY ALL UNDER CONTRIBUTION
Persian DerV shes Demand Aims a. =
Right, and Simple People Read
lily Give Up.

A feature of Persian life which lllus-
trates the simple and superstitious
nature of the people of the mldeaSt is
ule'r tolerance of the dervishes. These
weird gypsylke beggars infest the
cities and annoy the village folk in
passing from one place to another. &C.
cording TO their vows of itinerancv.
these are not the whlrling dervishes
OF circus fame. Whirling would be TOO
energetic a form of worship for the
members OF this most ancient leisure
class. Their greatest exertion consists
OF walking slowly and blowing horn
TO announce their presence.
The deryish of Persia is known nv
MS begging bowl, conica cap, animal
skin cape and club. The weapon,
winch is usually stick driven through
with nails, is carried consDicuouslv
II tact, 1t seems unpleasantlv ready
Tor use when its owner CALMLY de.
hlahds tribute. 1t is true that there
is small danger of it's use. even II
aims are refused, but refusal how.
ever polite and apologetical, is sure TO
arouse the wrath of the dervish. His
vocabulary may be unintelligible. but
the meaning of his threats and proph
ecIes is usually understood. Fellow
cltizens of the derViSh tribe prefer 10
make a gift at any cost in order to
AVOID having the wrath of heaven
called down upon them in the mastery
language Of an experienced heaven in
voker.
The dervish makes himself useful to
the community honored by his pres
ence by telling fortunes and stories,
redting prayers selling charms and
'eTen curing the sick by blowing his
sacred breath on them-all in return
Tor which he turns over to his chief
after deducting Il living wage.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1919-11-14
FIJI Fashions.

Mr.. r. w Dalton. In his report Of
the trade Of the FIJI islands, says
shirts are gradually gaining In popu-
larity among the Fijians. All kinds
of soft tennis shirts with collar and
pocket or collar and two pockets sell
freely. These shirts are usually worn
for dressy occasions, when the ma
tives are generally clothed in white
or cream There is an increasing de
mand for khaki shorts and trousers.
The shorts are either plain or with
buckle knees and are being worn by
Fi1lan men beneath or instead OF
loln cloth. There Is also large sale
Cor umbrellas.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1919-11-14
No More Shiny Domes.

After the wonders which we have
seen worked for the soldiers who suf-
fered Disagreement during the war,
ii is not surprising that plastic sur
geons are turning their attention to
improving civilians also Ugly noses,
projecting ears, harelips and all sorts
Of other obstacles to good looks will
probably be easily corrected In the
not-far-away future. The most in
teresting thing along this line which
has been recently discovered is that
no one need suffer from badness any
more. BY grafting a piece Of skin
from some part of the head where
hair is still growing onto the bald
patch, a new covering is said to be
insured.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1919-11-14
Successful Woman Trapper.

Trapping predatory animals is
scarcely the kind of occupation in
which woman might be expected TO
distinguish herself, even with the great
extension of the range of feminine ac-
uVities to which we have been accus-
toned lately. Mrs. Ada Tingley OF Ida
no. is reported, however, by the North
western division of the United States
biological survey, TO be so successful
III this employment that her male RI
walls are finding it hard to keep up with
her records. Her victims are mainly
coyotes, bobcats, wolves, lynxeS and
mountain lions. At $3.50 every morn
ing Mrs. Tingley mounts her cayuse
and rides off to her traps, of which
she runs six lines, Of 30 each. She us
es a fish bait prepared by a secret
formula. On occasion she can use
'd2 ealiber rifle with almost perfect
accuracy.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1919-11-14
GIVEN NAMES OF PRESIDENTS
Historical Applications Bestowed on
SUBMITS of Mountain Range in
Old Vermont.

heretofore when one spoke Of the
presidential range everyone - every
New Englander, at least--knew, with
out further particularizing, that Mount
Washington and its attendant SUBMITS
was the subject, writes Allen Cham
berlain in the Boston Evening Tran
script.
Henceforth one must needs be more
specific, since during the last year q
rival presidential range has appeared
on the map In Vermont. That region.
hitherto generally spoken Of as the
Bread Loaf Mountain section. lying
between Middlebury gap and the Lin
coln-Warren pass, was but little
known, except in It's southerly portion,
until the Green Mountain club men
ran their Skyline trail through. They
found there maze of unnamed sum-
mits grouped as in council, and seem
ingIy worthy Of being recognized as
individuals of distinction.
Just north of these heights is the
rugged mass whose SUBMITS have been
known for more than half a century as
Mounts Abraham and Lincoln. Quite
naturally the idea of a new presiden-
tial range arose and, with great parti-
san restraint, four of the neighboring
mountains were therefore named
Mount Grant, Mount Grover Cleve-
land, Mount Roosevelt and Mount
Woodrow Wilson.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1919-11-14
KEEP BEEF CALVES GROWING
EnsiIaoe, II Available, Is Best and
Cheapest Feed When Pastures
Have Become Short.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment Of Agriculture)
Beef caves on pasture should be
kept in a thrifty growing condition.
If the pasture becomes short the cows
should be fed, otherwise the develop
ment Of the calves may be checked.
Ensllage, If available, is the cheapest
and best feed. Good hay Is an excel
lent supplementary feed, and cows,
even on a fairly coed pasture seem
10 relish q small quantity Of dry feed.
Soy beans, COW peas, or other pasture
crops may be used If II Is not practi-
cable to supply supplementary feeds
10 the COWS the calves should be fed
q little grain. This can be done easily
by placing d small quantity in a creep
in the pasture. A mixture Of one-third
corn. one-third oats, and one-tmrd
bran by " lhf is good feed for this
purpose.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1919-11-14

Behind the scenes at the Globe the
ater where, to the delight of all play
goers, Miss Violet Vanbrugh has scor-
ed another wonderful success In
Trimmed in Scarlet" the famous ac-
tress told me this amusing story of her
early days.
I've were playing Romeo and Jul
let on tour" she said land one night
in the poison scene, Juliet found her
self without a phial. The audience
was waiting, and in despair she
snatched an ink-bOttle from the stage
carpenter. and gasping Is 1t emptyT
rushed on.
But when the hapless lady raised
the bottle to her lips and tipped 1t
downwards, a stream of ink descended
over her chin and down her white
dress. The house yelled at the cOml-
cal sight. London Tit-Bits.