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The Tomahawk., 1919-10-16
Too. Much Luck.

1T is very wrong to envy any man
his prosperity"
"Of course, it u.s." replied Cactus Joe
"But when Tarantula Tim holds three
ace fulls in succession we're entitled
to indulge in a certain amount Of In
quisitiveness about the deck and the
deal"
The Tomahawk., 1919-10-16
Safety-First Music.

''Why do you prefer JAZZ to the
classics"
because It makes no difference
whether it is we'll performed or not. If
you don't like it you can dance and
quit listening."
The Tomahawk., 1919-10-16
She Wanted a Brother.

The Nurse-What do you think of
the new baby sister the doctor left for
you?
Little Elsie-I don't blame the doc
tor for wanting to get rid of it. But
why did he pick on us?
The Tomahawk., 1919-10-16

To sharpen dull files lay them in
diluted sulphuric acid until they are
eaten deep enough.
The Tomahawk., 1919-10-16
BITRO-PHOSPHATE
IS GOOD FOR thin
NERVOUS PEOPLE
A PHYSICIANS ADVICE.

Hsr Task fShYsia'sn. KS' ~ Rhos Ri d1Sf %ho
Gays that weak, nervous people who want
inereased weight. strength and ,'nt nerve; e.
Bitro- Phosphate Just before or during
each meal. -,
This particular phosphate is The di.;
covery Of q famous French scientist, ana
reports Of remarkable results from its
6ls have recently appeared In many
H. you do not feel well; II you III: Irc
70 to any good druggist and get enough
bitro. Phosphate for a two week: sup"
Eat less; chew your food thoroughly.
ana IL at the end Of . few weeks you
do not feel stronger and better than you
oteadier: If you do not sleep better and
have more vim. endurance and vitality.
your money will be returned. and the
itro-Phosphate will cost you nothing.
The Tomahawk., 1919-10-16

A few men are self-made-but many
are self-unmade.
The Tomahawk., 1919-10-16
Plenty Of Thai

Plenty Of That.
rs Helen's husband rich?"
"In matrimonial experience; she's
his third wife,"
The Tomahawk., 1919-10-16
EHn1a1ni00. "

Explaining.
'Dear, have you any loose changer
mo, pet; moneys too tight BAL
tfmure American.
The Tomahawk., 1919-10-16

Many a man spends half the time
anticipating tomorrow, and the other
half regretting yesterday.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-11

or course some American brigsnd
had done IT, We were Assembled q
and marched downtown for rlg Id
examination (which netted moth h-
ing!) ana after another hours walt
on the snow, We al last got 10 bed.
Eleven o'clock!
The morning brought GRIEF to al
most all. Shoes were frozen past
getting on. We stuffed hay into
them and set II afire. We burned
candles in them, and We kicked them
on. And again. after breakfast we
lined up for the maruh---all OF US,
that IL who could walk at all. For
frosted feet had not been helped by
the preceding days hiking, and sew
eral OF the men had To remain at the
billet. to be picked up later by our
am balances, or TO recover and hob
BILE on behind the column.
They were the luCkiest OF all who
had TO fail out For the volume OF
patients OF the day before had kept
all ambulancos running almost all
night. and the second and third days
volume far exceeded It. Through the
blizzard that we faced for tho next
two days we frequently saw huddled
forms In o. ID. cloth lying or
sprawled at the roadside weaker
comrades whom we were powerleBs
10 assist because the paper tacti-
clans hadn't provided for tho event
uHlity OF ~ blizzard. We we're for
blddgn 10 fall out and help!
80 that a few froze to death. We
saw some hauled away In ambu-
lnnces, in motorcycles. with frozen
lin bs stuck suffly out and slickers
thrown over their features. Those
who lay exhausted for hours in the
snow and were picked up, were given
fair fighting chance once they
reached the hospitals. Pneumonia
got a number, for the hospitals
didn't know how TO fight Il then
and many more doubtless were rem
dercd unfit for further soldering
Just how great were the "caSualtics
OF that hike no one apparently
knows, for It's a thing that is talked
uf only among those who marched
and they OF course know nothing
But they will always hate the one
responsible. not 80 much Tor the
hike. but for the inefficiency with
which II was carried out
Throughout the second day W.
fought the blizzard and tho hills and
came at night TO Nogent (Haute'
| Marne) Here our company officers
disglisted with tho neglect OF which
their men had been victims the pre-
vious evenings, secured good billet,
and secured them quickly, 30 tha'
We had "A good rest, which was sore.
ly needed. even by the strongest OF
the hikers.
on the third day. the 29th OF De.
cember, we left Nogent, facing the
same conditions, and on tho after
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-11

tenn tho first loan having been made
In 1917.
During this time nearly 5000 farm
loan associations have been organ
lied ana moro than $4,000 loans
have been closed. amounting 10 more
than '2l0,o0o.oOO or this sum the
greatest amount--moro than tSo,-
900 .oO0--haS been loaned IN the
Spokane District Tho omaha dis
trict IN second. with more than $40 %
600. 900, St, Paul third, $4,000. 900.
and Houston fourth with $4,000, 900.
ily states Texas leads with 22,5al -
56l, Iowa has tltsSb.t60, North
Dakota H4.os6, 500, and Kansas S9,-
007 500
The amount loaned In the last 81
months Is Si20,23s. .2l5. which is
about 10 per cent OF the estimated
farm loan business OF the country
The average loan has been for 81 b20.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-11

day, our ambulances were swamped
by the volume OF business they had
gained through fallen-out marchers,
some with swollen feet. but mostly
from pure exhaustion (for the pace
was being set apparently by hard
boiled officer swathed In furs, rid
ing In the side car OF q motorcycle.)
When darkness fell. we were stili
staggering on. slipping down hills
sometimes. but more frequently
scrambling up grades. for We were
still mounting to the top OF the Ian
gres tableland, We came at last 20
our night stop. the village OF Forcey
(Haute- Marne) We marched well
within the village and there were
halted. And there We stood and
''cuased" for one hour. II anyone
thinks we were too impatient. let
him try our stunt. Let him got out
OF a cold bed in a leaky billet at 4
In the morning. Feed him n bit OF
rice and bacon and stand him up In
a foot OF snow with n 50-pound pack
for three hours. Then start him out
over slippery road and force him
TO dodge trees and rock piles till
noon while Juggling his pack. Let
him lag behind and have AN officer
swear at him, Let him shuttle in
the snow for an hour at noon waiting
for half-cup OF half-warm water
and coffee-grounds and a slab OF
corn beef and hard-tack. Throw tho
PACK again on his sore shoulders ana
give him a boot into the road sgain
and cuss him for luck and have >
SNUG officer in a slde-car ride back
and forth bawling foolish orders at
him all afternoon while he slips and
slides and puffs, and perspires. Herd
him into a billet-town after nightfall
anU then--while you 40 get a nice
hot supper. make him stand with
his pack in the middle OF the road
lb feet from his bed for an hour.
while the snow gets crisp and his wet
feet freeze-with no supper for him
In sight before Q o'clock Then tell
him the army's a nice place. and he's
weakling and probably a thief.
Maybe he'd cuss, too!
At any rate. the gods allowed us
after an hours delay. TO slip out OF
our packs into tho billets at the road.
side. where most OF the men nc
supper In sight immediate
knocked hunks together and fell OF
into tho sleep OF exhaustion. A few
were routed for supper shortly after
o'clock--more canned stuff--red
beef. red acrid tomatoes and doubt.
ful coffee.
And even then we had not enjoyed
to the full the delights OF the day. Al
10 O'Clock assombly was sounded
Every man must get up and struggl,
into his frozen shoes. A cafe In the
village had been looted OF 100 francA
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-11

man foreign minister and head Of the
peace delegation, declared today
that the allies had abandoned the
program OF peace based upon
right Tho treaty. hs declared.
makes illusory promises given to the
German nation and declares that tho
promises cannot be carried out
under lts terms, He declared that
the German delegation would submit
proof OF this.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-11
FEDERAL FARM LOAN a
IS PROVING A SUCCESS

WASHINGTON. May lO.--A re-
markabie story OF success was re-
vealed In the May 1 report OF CON
d;tion OF the ~ federal land banks.
made public by tho farm loan board
today This report marks practically
the conclusion OF the second year OF
the operation OF tho farm loan sys-
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-11
TERMS ARE IMPOSSIBLE
HUN CHIEFS ASSERT

BERLIN. May iO--Count Won
BSockdorff Rantzau, head OF tho
German peace delegation, today sent
Premier Clcmoncoau n note declar-
lng that the treaty handed the Ger
mans contains demands which
could he bortTo by no people"
Count Bpookdorff- Rantzau, Ger
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-05-11

noon OF the same day we tramped
into Rolamnont. where we we're To
40 into winter quarters, Here We
were paraded for ihe first time before
Major General Menoher. our new
division commander. before We were
permitted 10 seek our billeta These
We found by evening. high and dry,
IN the edpo OF the town.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
Heating Has Expert

The Heating Tailor Shop now
has agenuine expert in tailoring,
cleaning, pressing and general
work performed in an establish
ment of that kind. j. X. Harris
is the gentleman we refer to,
who came in this week from
Kansas City, Mo-, to accept the
position with Mr.. Heating, who
is now in a position to announce
that work of all kinds in his line
will be performed with speed,
neatness and proficiency.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
Ed Harmon Departs

Ed Harmon, former proprietor
Of the Pure Food Bakery left for
Boston, Mass. Thursday on No.
3. He will stop over at III Paso
between trains TO attend to some
matters of a business Importance
after which he will hurry on to
his home town, where his mother
is very i'll at the present time.
Mr. Harmon is leaving Carrizozo
with the best wishes Of the com
munity in general for his future
good fortune. Since locating
here, he has made many lifelong
friends. who regret his departure.
When the Springtime Comes
Gentle Annie and the oil fever
sets In, Ed may return 30 help ms
make a Boston out of Carrizozo.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
First to Leave;
Last TO Return

Cir ,rd Patty, son of H. F.
Patty and brother of Austin
Patty, came in Tuesday on a fur
Tough from Fort Taylor. near the
city of Louisville, Kentucky.
Clifford is a member of the LIST.
Engineers corps in the LIST Div
ision and was among the first to
go overseas, his division being
regulars of the u. S. army.
He served for 220 days in the
front lines and was overseas q
months. He suffered a shell
wound at one time which caused
him to be an inmate Of a hospital
for nine weeks. He was among
the first to leave and among the
last to return. He will visit with
relatives here for the next two
weeks, after which he will re-
turn to the service.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
IL II Time For
Carrizozo to Wake Up?

Government man says he will
recommend mail route going
some other way II our roads arc
not fixed. Two bridges are out
between Carrizozo and Captain;
travel almost impossible. Do
we want to lose the Mail Line
from Roswell TO Carrizoso? What
are we Incorporated as a village
for? To have someone look after
just such things and put It up to
the County Commissioners. And
that someone is the Mayor
Mayor II. S. Campbell resigned
five months ago. Have we a
Mayor? What has become of
the money paid into the village?
Can't we have a little gravel
put on our street crossings?
Does it take it all for a Village
Marshal, Village Attorney. Viii
lage Clerk and a Village Doctor.
Yours Very Respt..
IRA o. WETMoRE.
o. z. FINLEY.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
viii Locate at NoRnl

Earl l.. Bender. a nephew Of
Col. Bender o; Nogal. came
up from st. Louis last week and
will remain until about the Goth
of this month. He expects to
return to St. Louis for the holi-
day season after which he will
locate ut Nogal permanently.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
Pure Food Bakery Has
New PnOprietOr

G. II. Haines, formerly of Sill
yer City, Is the new proprietor
Of the Pure Food Bakery, Mr..
I'd Harmon disposing of the bust.
ness to Mr.. Haines the first Of
the present month. Mrs. Haines
is here with her husband and
win assist him in his duties in
the bakery and store. The
Haines family come TO MS with
the best Of recommendations and
they viii follow up the course
pursued by Mr.. Harmon namely
that of giving the best service
possible 10 the p~atpnizing public.
We congratulate Mr.. Haipes on
his purchase and welcome the
family to CarrizozO.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05

Marvin Burton returned Tues
day from the border, where he
spent several days in FL Paso
after which he took in" Old
Juarez. Marvin says. there is
much to see in the old town just
now. for things are good and
lively. He passed by the door
of the big Kid" while there.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
Supplement to Red Cross
Drive Report

The following donations to the
Red Cross have been received
since the condensed report of the
drive was given: Carrizozo.
donations $26. 90. two member
ship fees 50. 90; Tinnie, donation
SO. 90, making a total net to the
county chapter of 81, 800. rs.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
To Visit Her Son

Mrs. Eva Caldren. who resides
on her ranch near the Water
Canyon left last week for Ros-
well, to pay a visit to her son
Samuel, who is attending the
military institute at that place.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
Guests of B. Y. p. u.

The Baptist Young Peoples
Society has issued an aviation
to the EpwOrth League of the
Methodist church to unite with
that society, and hold joint SER
vices next Sunday evening,
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
From Jackson, Mich.

j. d. Bramuck, a brother of
Mrs. Harry Humphrey, is here
from Jackson. Michigan and will
remain for The winter season, If
not permanently.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
Mrs. Quinn Returns

Mrs. W. l.. Quinn returned
Sunday from FL Paso, where she
spent Thanksgiving and the
week END with her sisters, Mrs.
j. w. Laws and Mrs. Stevens.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
Back To the Ranch

V. X. Fair. who accompanied
his wife to CarrizOzO last week
for medical treatment, left for
his ranch in the Jicarilla noun
tains Monday. after satisfying
himself Of the rapid improve.
ment of Mrs. Fair.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
Visiting Her Brother

Miss OLYMPIA Sandoval. Of AL
buquerque. is visiting at the
home OF her brother. G. \. San
d0val Of this city.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
Home from Plainview

Miss Johnny Mae McIlhaney
came home last Thursday even
ing from Plainview, Texas, where
she has been attending school at
Wayland College.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
To The NabOurs Well

Ira Johnson and wife are soon
TO move to the Nabours Well
ranch in the San Andres noun
tains.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
Mrs. wssmore Improves

Mrs. Ira o. Wetmore. who has
been quite ID Of late. is rapidly
improving.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05

WANTED TO BUY-A good
horse. Address p. o. Box 17S.
White Oaks. N. M.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-12-05
Special Saturday
Meat Prices
From Old Iuarez

RELY & LUJAN.
The Press., 1919-01-30

George Gary has been spending the week in St. Paul, Minn., where he married Miss l.. Rutsen last Tuesday. Miss Della Languerin, daughter of Henry Languerin, whose home is on West Main street, and Edward Leclaire were married by Rev. F. J. O'Neill Monday morning. They are spending heir honeymoon ill Woonsocket, R. l. The members of the Girls club held @.c.i weekly meeting in the s. Y. M. c. last evening. The constitution, which had been drawn up by Misses Marjorie Morse, Florence Pallank and Mildred Ladish, was read and will be voted upon next week. The dues will be ten cents for each meeting. All girls oyer IA years of age are eligible for membership Dancing, games and refreshments followed and the meet ing broke up at 9.30 o'clock
 West Stafford
 Myrcn o. Kemp has bought pair of wor., horses.
 Herl ert c. Barlow of New Britain called on his brother. G. NJ. Barlow, last Sunday.
 Miss Mabel Lawrence has been i'll with influenza and unable to attend her school duties.
 Mrs F. z. Fairfield is spending sev- eral days in Spring gfield as the guest Of Mrs. E. o. Truesdell.
 Ellis X Eaton have moved their steam mill onto Louis Demars's wood O., near Diamond Ledge.
 William Winnings. who has been occupying a tenement in the old hotel uilding, has moved his family to Westford avenue, Stafford Springs.
 The second sermon of the series on The Seven Ages of Man" entitled The School Boy" will te preached by Rev. w. o. Berckman at the Con- sregational church next Sunday morn ng.
 The Ladies' Aid society will serve a
  evening from to s o'clock. \ short entertainment will follow. Hostesses, Mrs H. A. Glazier and Miss K, Brad way.
 The body of Mrs. Jerome Worth .ngton, former resident, was brought lere from Granhy, Mass, last Sunday and huriad in tho family 1Ot Mrs Warrington, widow of N. Jerome Warrington, died Wednesday night at he home of her daughter Mrs. Joseph Witt. at Granby, Mass. She was born al Granby and leaves. tesides her daughter, a son, Frank. and rOther, George Harris, both of Granhy. The funeral was held Sunday afternoon, Rev R c. Bell conducting the service.
The Press., 1919-01-30
HOLLAND

Fred Avery of Hartford was the ;uest Sunday of Mr. and Mrs. Henry Young.
 Private Harris Andrews, who has seen service in France, has returned to his home and has some great stories of his adventures.
 The Ladies' Aid of the Lee NJ. K church will meet at the parsonage Friday afternoon and evening. Sup per will le served from 5.30 to o'clock
 A number from the Lee M. E church are expecting to attend { group meeting of the Woman's For eign Missionary society. to be held 1T Hartford Thursday of this week.
 The prayer meeting of the Congre gational church will be held at thu
The Press., 1919-01-30

Enid Bennett in 'Naughty- Naughty written by Gardner sullivan. The story
 is light comedy, with vein of pleasant
 satire running through it. It is filled l with unique twists of plot which distin- guish all the works of the author, and ! the humor is continuous from beginning | to end
 Charles T. Menocher. Major-General
 U. S. A.
 John Black is quite ill with the in | fluenza. To the officers and men of the 42d l division: Mrs. Wm. Chandler is quite ill with lurO-pneumonia. l Regular meeting of Stafford grange | next Tuesday evening" l Miss Hannah Black is recovering | from an attack of influenza. 1 Mrs. Wm. Murray has been quite ill with pneumonia, but is now somewhat 1 better
 1 The Unversalist society will present
 the three-act play. "A Pair of Sizes,
 in Memorial hall the evening of Feb. I27.
 l There will be special communica-
 tion of Wolcott lodge, A. F. & A. M., next Thursday evening. Special busi- InesS.
 Mrs. Skinner and daughter, Mrs.
 John MacGregor, are in Broad Brook | where they were called by the illness | of relatives: Hert ert Phillips and Mathew Keefe,
 Jr., who have been at Camp Devens, | have been discharged from the service l and have returned to their homes. The regular monthly supper of the | Ladies Circle of the Universalist 1 church will be served next Wednes- l day evening at o'clock. Hostesses, Miss Holt's class. Mrs. Jennie F. Chandler, A, wife of
 William B. Chandler, died at her home in Hydeville last night of the infiu-
 enZa The funeral will take place Saturday afternoon. l The following address by Gen. 1 Menocher will be of interest to many
 as it shows the part one of Stafford s 1 | Oys had in the great war. John Bow ] den, who went with the A. E. F. to France and is with the 42d Div He is now in Ahrweiler. Germany.
The Press., 1919-01-30

SOLID GOLD JEWELRY in so va ried showing and wide range of prices, selection is most easy. Rings, signet or stone set, from 9Sc to $1O.5O. Brooch es and dainty enameled Bar Pins in many styles, 98c to $2.5O each. Scarf Pins of solid gold and gold filled, soc to those with genuine diamonds, at $4.98 each.
 LAVALLIERES, sterling silver, gold filed and solid gold with rhinestoues, fan cy colored stones and genuine diamonds, 5Oc to $14.5O each.
 WALDERMAR WATCH CHAINS, solid gold, gold filed or silver and gold. Marrow links in curb, rope or plain style. Also Lapel Chains, soc to $S.5O each.
 PEARL BEAD NECK LACES in straight strands and graduated, Is to 27- inch lengths, with gold filled, sterling or solid gold clasps, ideal gift to young girl, with choice from soc to $34. .5O ca
 ''FISHON" JEWkLRY, sterling sil- yer and platinoid mountings, set with finest of rhinestones. After dinner Rings with gallery mo mountings, clusters, Princess and hoop designs, 98c to $S.98 each
 WHITE FEATHER FANS with hand carved bone handle. fine gift to girl. Special value at 9Sc each.
 HANDY PURSES, envelope or bag shaped styles, large or small, of real leath- or and vachette, $1.OO to $500.
 MILITARY BRUSHES, solid wood in black and mahogany backs with fine bristles. In leather cases, they are priced 98c to $4 .98 each.
The Press., 1919-01-30
Stafford

Paramount and Aircraft Pictures, Town Hall. saturday, William Hart in .sSelfish Yates.' The scenes of selfish Yates" are laii in the town of Thirsty Center, Arizona. Yates is dive keeper and saloonist. He brides himself upon the fact that he is the most selfish man in the country. He thinks of no one but himself, and his motto is to look af- ter his individual interest first and let the devil take the hindermost Mary Adams, with her little sister, Betty,
 lrves into Thirsty Center in prairie schooner Yates is greatly annoyed at their intrusion, and when Mary appeals to him for WOk he conten ptuouslv re- fers her to his Chinese cook. who puts her to work as a scrub woman. There will be matinee at 3 p. m. Wednesday,