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The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-03-23

hcDont developments DOB stephens
onunt, make ibai teuitufN loHk ,trN
e.ra ani wonderfully productive up.
fmiun are confidently expecting ihy
iar.t Ns pools i0 gradually widen until
Hur lari of thr county south ol
NfrtsvnuAHt aul laddo will have men
rd lnto One puai pool which Nil hr
hf.r ihBH ih0 NHuRW nUn lhtl com
plctmn.f lsl Indicate ID may oven eUi b.
hrsr Production 81. SSH n tal img
lan. although Ranger u0N shuus tomr
iN.nE llr an average Ol 1000 barrels nu
Witai lfUiu.tI.u lhrfr Hf" aetDnl
ufNs uaiDl Wat Nptwrrn ihr ln1du.
nfeokenf.de, ani rals no0ls nud the.e
WIN hr CLOSELY watched n production
develop. u thr Intervening territory
thon ~t0hrut viii have r'ol More
than tWnle, mlu 300 lenpth aud VARYING
iu Width irm sight to teu miles
ln th, Mukmruett noid thcfo s -tlll
considerable activity hui ihoIo have
h,fn nn siAftlus developments Ihr
$50 fraternity Wrf0 considerably 0Ntiiod
A fru days aan ntNI 6 report that the
So Mann ni iOmpnny hrd brought ln d
well DOB thN nOrthwostOfn TERRITORY Df
thc heM chat showed flow Oi 1tn0
barrels Since that Time nothing bias
heln heard oi Il and officials 0i the com
rauN ORE r0ticout about thfir activities
ii mas hp true. hut it o. likely ihat ii ia
not lhD report was that IL nns mar
thu hrfudun WtIi ui tlr ilumh.. OW s.
Refining lompanf .n That dIaft which
r1Wf H IuI mufD than 2auu hfrUls Hud
.iu0 lH. hnd eo0d flow N9nrilr.s
0f this report however thni tNr,i0n of
ihr nrh s getting iho he pn and
operators asa figuring that the mr pro-.
dnriinu win D. boz ihtt direction from
the TOWNSHIP
nlisdr of fh, main folds 10 opera
tiuu- There have hUDn frW developments
Nl slnuif.an.r during the week. fhe
weather lms hern favorable ihr ruads
lf, and development has rom, ah,ad ut
Hpd pace lhp hig fact as shown hy
utDni reports. n thut tif HrDt of dr
telUpmeut is steadily widruuE lnth 60
ihr we.t and thp cHst scof0s oi loa
tinas having heon made boz Howard Mid
mnd. hrnt HASKELL. kunN ioaId ilnssa
cnck Hardin sterling and other rmnfit.
on che western fringe of Che field. Whilg
Oh tIe ohst boo Parker Hood Nls, lins
quo. Montague and other counties There
BE- increased activity Most cod thr mg
companie. have cascd up un tho search
fnr Herrauo aud hove settled down gu
develop the enormous holdings thet
purchased during fhr mad rush ui thf
latter months of ipl- There D. ao slack
ln thr leasing gumr despite this. as now
operation. coming intl che field and
smailHr cumpuios Keep up tho rHmc
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-03-23
BIG THINCSIN0IL Are DOING AT CISCO
One Of the most subst. ntiaI Oil Com,

o efy day hsne ella Rang
U bf sand
TM March dnpran
Hd Company obahh
o. Oh yaphy Next nimpoc
b pfs in fR OF Cisco hn iepob bIywHap
an
vel is spray o for the san Twas entered md lie the nn yen
de
nocaedge loiHyb N spf h tne
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-03-23

well on the Williams tract four miles northwest OF Ranger
which is offset the Hndmsn tract of IS acres which
the Beaver Valley has leased They found other produc
ing wells and new derricks in all directions.
1t looks 10 as like the indman acreage Is worth over q
million dollars said Mr. Ares The board has approved the
plan of President L. W. TarenOn to drill an offset to the r.
well lust as soon as he can pet Ia II
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-03-23
DIVIDENDS ARRANGED FOR

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The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1919-03-23
REFINERYPLANs APPROVED

AT meeting of the bard of directors held in Cisco this
plans for the refine approved and the manage
announced that if noting unforeseen mtervenes work
on the plant should IAp The directors visited all the
properties of e compan IN this district and witnessed the
first flow of oil spray fronthe Melvin well
Vice President Lew tile of Anadako declared that the
way clear for the ompany to make rapid progress in
both the production and filming departments this year Mr.
Ogle is capitalist and wy Conservative investor Ills udg
business matters Southwest Oklahoma is final. His
financial and moral nert in the Beaver Valley Company
that of hopeful wfaer; is that of sound business
He became ofal OF the company because of the
great possibilities wappeqlp IN It's assets.
Other directors preset at the meeting were jan j. Ayes
representative business pan OF Anadarko T. NJ Cauder of
Anadarke and s j. Hess lpitaiSt of Fredonia, Kansas
OIL-SOAKD DERRICK FOUND
The directors who ha not visited the field lately found
an o-soaked derrick DER a Texas a. Pacific Company
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05

Room Floor" Harry Aalaby acted as
q bar-fly in same. His Interpretation
was wonderful. Miss Meldon Bryant
sang two very clever little ditties, Ray
Hopkins got some free doughnuts by
acting as = soldier in pretty tableau,
and Miss Jane Darrow gave q couple
of classic dances. Wesley Curtis sold
tickets, and several Of the alumni took
part.
The Senior class took its annual hike
Tuesday, April 1, They went to Canon
creek and had wonderful time recit-
ing French, English, ETC., to the squis-
rels. Juniors followed suit, and went
to Noname. It is reported that the
faculty were very grateful for the va
cation.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
Ro0SEvELT's DEPARTING
WORDS TO- HIS COUNTRttaEN

Col. Roosevelt died, about q o'clock
on The morning Of January g The
previsus tsvenins at q great patriotic
rally, IN the, Nov York Hlppodroms .
nessage was read from him, written
especially for the occasion. In It was
this striking sentence:
I'VE have room for but one nag, The
American Asg.p a1d this SxrlSdss ths
red Aas. which -symhclises all Wars
ssaiAst liberty and civilization Just a.
A~cA - II rs1duAss any ifsFsign 'has
q u aAtip6 to which ~ .Are hsstils.
ss and ws have reom for but sac
~ seSaSty, -asd tAat is Ssyalty -. ~
iAalelaAA eepp's." 1N'n N',q 81
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
LAST THOUGHTS
OF ROOSEVELT
Desired Republicans to Close
Ranks and Give Attention
TO Domestic Issues.
TANGIBLE EVIDENCE OF WISH.
oslsnsi Harvey In North American Re-
view Presents Facsimile ef Pen
oiled Memorandum Left BY
Roosevelt,

Theodore Roosevelt's last thoughts
were Of the great domestic issues Of
his country, issues whose determina-
t1sa will decide the veal or woe Of the
Asxt generation. He saw in a united
Republican party, Just given Grvote Of
confidence and . Commission to formu-
Ats and carry into action policies Of
reconstruction, the guarantee Of the
prompt recognition and successful
handling Of these domestic problems.
Tangible evidence of this Is q memo
randum, the last penciled thoughts Of
the late President. To Colonel George
Harvey and the North American Re
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
EFFECT OF COLOR UPON THE
DURABILITY OF PAINT.

Property owners who may have un-
der consideration the painting of
dwellings and other structures should
remember that more durable results
are obtained when tinted paints are
used. Permanent coloring materials
which have been ground BY machine
into q high grade white paint base
have the effect Of preventing Chalk
ing" and Checking" two defects
which are often observed when white
paints are used.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
v. 8. Invsnts Antitrust "pops."

Incident to the war. the government
has faced the problem that has 20 long
proved battling to cor1ereial con-
Germs of protecting iron AID steel from
rust. In an attempt to solve this fed
eral specialists have perfected various
forms of protective coatings. In this
connection 1t may be pertinent to ask
whether commercial uses will not be
found also for the so-called 'dopes''
which the government has invented to
be applied to airplane wings and which
are possessed of valuable weather-re-
sisting and fireproof qualities.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05

view the country and the Republican
party ara indebted for the publication
Of this Interesting document which car
ries q message from him "who, being
dead, yet speaketh." In the leading
article Of the current number of the
North American Review Colonel Har-
vey sets forth the vital import Of this
last penciled notation of Mr., ROD Ne
welt. He says:
"Ar. Roosevelt died the acknowl-
edged leader of the great party into
which he was born. His last written
words, penciled by his own hand few
hours before his death and addressed
in the form Of a memorandum for the
brilliant young man for whose selec-
ton rs Chairman Of the National or
ganization he was largely responsible,
were these, As reproduced above in
facsimile:
"HAys
see him; he must 60 to Washington
for 10 days; see Senate and House;
prevent split on domestic policies
Here is evidenced as clearly as If the
few words filled a volume Mr.. Roose-
velt's realization of both his responsi-
biliU and his obligation. The simple
memorandum marked the Inauguration
Of q definite party policy. to be carried
through to no less definite conclusion.
It was more than passing thought or
Q mere suggestion. 1t was a Message,
signifying the need Of immediate and
unremitting vigilance in achieving
complete unity of action in resolving
domestic problems before attacking
those Of wider range soon to be thrust
upon the countYy-a true soldiers call
hrst to close the ranks.
"Nothing could be more characteris-
tic or more clearly illustrative Of the
breadth of vision, the foresight, the
directness in method and the painstak-
ing attention of the man. Nothing,
too, probably could have served his
purpose better than that these words
should have been bis last. Difficult ~
1t is 70 reconcile oneself to the decree
Of Divine Providence that the re-
movai Of that great patriot at this cru
cial Dement was not untimely, We can.
not bat realize, ~ he would have been
the 1rst to acknowledge, that the last
vestigs Of animosities which might
have continued to impair his highest
aspirations was buried with him, and
thereby the perfect union which he -
ardeatly desired against all things IN.
American was attained.
THUS we and the Republican party
resuning full legislative authority
thoreaSAly united and invigofated BY
the Dsculiar confidence which - sftsa
carried It to victory In former years"
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
THOMPSON WINS IN CHICAGO

Chicago, April Mayor William
Hale Thompson, Republican, was re-
elected today in one Of the most excit-
ing political struggles the city ever
witnessed, the incomplete unofficial re-
turns late tonight indicating that his
plurality would be in the neighborhood
of fifteen Thousand. His nearest op-
ponent was Robert NJ sweitzer, Demo
crat, county clerk, whom the mayor
defeated four years ago by a plurality
Of more than 147,000.
Much of the big vote that the mayor
received four years ago, but lost today,
went to States Attorney Maclay
Hoyne, a Democrat, who ran rs an In
dependent, by petition.
The mayors triumph was the sub
ject Of noisy celebration tonight by
his followers.
The election, in which six candi-
dates ran for mayor, fell on an ideal
day, with sunshiny, cool weather, and
the total vote cast, It was estimated,
was shout 100000 out Of registered
vote Of nearly 100000.
Tho city voted "wet" by a sweep
ing majority, the first time the ques-
tion has been voted on in Chicago. The
liquor adherents made campaign
based on the slogan "lst congress hear
your protest" The vote was three to
one or better in favor Of saloons. The
Dry Chicago federation made no con,
certed campaign, relying on national
legislation. Ths "wet" and "dry''
question was on the ballot by order Of
the state supreme court, which found
that "dry" petition had been kept
off tho ballot elligally at the preceding
city election.
Virtually all interest in the election
was conferred in the mayoralty fight, al
though other city officers, including one
alderman from each of the thirty five
wards, were elected.
The mayor made his campaign on hi,
record in Office and on pleas for Re
publican party support on the basis Of
national party lines. His principal op
ponents, Sweitzer and Hoyne, the 1nds
pendent, both severely criticised ths
mayor and referred to "Thompsonism >
and his war record. Tho mayors ret
srence to Chicago as "the d1th Ger
man city," his refusal to issue An In
vitation Is mayor to Narshal Joftrs Of
France and his promise Of police pro
lection to the gathering Of membss Of
the People . Council for Democracy and
terms Of peace All were urged against
the mayor by his opponents. '2'''
The campaign was fillsd with speeta'
cles arranged By maasssrs Of ths
Thompson, eweitzsr and Hoyne manag'
ing committees, for down town strssts
and public buildinss. The oanvass fei
votes WAS one continuous paias nskisa
campaign culminetins tonigAt IN ~
shouting throngs greeting tAs nsyor's
victory, q indicated ~ the pFseinst
ssta1as. N f'''1 ii7i, 4
Late rsturns indicated that tAs Dsn-
ocrats had elected Henry eepttafti ~
treasurer and. james 4. lsos sity s,srk,
and reelected Judgs JeAa Il D oUssasf
70 tAe s1pssasf essss. '"N'f 4ai ~ H'1
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
Will Be Well Done

The kaiser has been toasted in Hol-
land, but then he has been roasted in
almost every other country, and he may
yet be grilled in the peace conference.
Cheyenne County Record.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05

Americans have already been noted
for their generosity. If there is any
barley flour left in this country, and
it were proposed to ship it to the Ger
mans, there would not be dissenting
voice.-Mead Messenger.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05

Heavy, impure blood males . muddy,
pimply complexion, hsadasAsA, .anssa,
indigestion. Thin blood nakss yoa
weak, pale and siekly Fur psrs
blood, sound digestion, ass Bsfaeek
Blood Bitters. tl.25 at all stores. .
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05

a AseitAy ~ = . ,AAs y ~ -
sisks, = uaAsalsAy ~ - yaka3by
~. '1Se ~ ~ W. slS1a W Aal
|ovx, - rDtslDsk ensiksnt -
~ aaskss = ysasA e11s . ss11lA !
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
CRYSTAL RIvn 1Au;1oAD
mA1u1o Poe1Fo1g1D
Dsaysr, March 81, 1919.

Dsaver, March 81, 1919.
Mr.. A. J. D1slrsen iarg7 an0e
Editor The Gl0wood Post,
Glenwood Spring. Colorado. !
Dear Sir:
In visw Of tAe fast that come Of
year rsadsfs nay - is4sssstAd, ,yin
you rpn Asvs ,.ets 70, ~ s0ssa at
Asa.ing has bssa postps.sa AeA ,AYeil
. 70 April 10, N lie nat4s q ~ ap-
pise.tiea Il IL OEystsa 1tvk HadlsssA
esn5say Ter p>sain1saass &stGAsanas
cperatiess siHpssskily. n Nss1ag sDdu
bs hslA st tie Oenn1asIsab Asas1Ag
ree0, tAird zleor, Oaeatsl 1uno1hR
Ds.vsr.T tsri 'lIyNgH II ~
a- saif iNssy iral0 ysu4 sgA
TH1 rVgE1p - 099
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The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
"PAINT PAYS FOR iTsELF.s

ousry.-I have . quantity Of cid paint
on hand. Can use 1t for the hrst coat In
rspainting my barn7
Answer.-On NO account should old
paint which has become fat b. used
for priming either old or new work.
Old paint In that condition 10 best used
on a fence, brickwork or tinwork.. If
you value your barn sufficiently to
paint 1t, do 1t the Justice Of good Job.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
A Hint to the Girls

If the girls will only wear less this
season than they did last they will go
long ways towards solving the pro-
hibition question and keeping the boys
minds off the horrors of dry state,
Morgan County Republican.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
WITH THE STATE PRESS

VIII Get There BY and By
The fate of John Barleycorn is hav.
ing its effect. Already Old Nick Nico-
tine is edging up towards the mourn.
ers' bench.-Morgan County Herald.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05

silk hose, eamisoles, brassisrss and
numerous other items in silks and laees
shall be barred from window dis
plays, and all because they are ruin
in the morals Of man. Poor man
nothing to drink, his smokes and "cud''
threatened, Is now to be barred from
even looking. The sooner We take the
elevator-down-the better.-F'ort Nor
gan Herald.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
oQe9pa9A9l1 ,poppeaGpA

Ossr, yp-tAs worst + ~ 70 spns.
4ttSat2 islSsw .xsss 2ilVs 1serssa ~
AsassesstA an yrstsy usAsstAin0 II
vsVaAs WsesrsAAk, ~. nv. nj
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05

Qusry.-What d you think Of paint a.
aA Investment, asids from the appearance
It lsnAsf Does II really PAY to paint .
house regularly, say. every three Or four
ysarsf
Answer.-Good paint properly ap-
piled when needed Is the main thing In
making a house last long and well. A
house worth $500 can be painted at a
cost Of about s125. In 90 years that
house will need about Is paintings,
the total cost Of which will be q, ,89o.
Left without paint, such house would
fall into complete ruin In 30 ysars. SO
taking 60 years - basis for eur nG-
ures We fnd that with paint q home
will last that time In good condition
and will cost, plus paint, $4.375. With
out paint the house would have to be
rebuilt at the end Of 30 years and
would be ready for another complete
renovation when the sixtieth year ar
rived. Cost. without paint, 5000 for
q home ready to fall to pieces. Does
regular painting payl As the old
Dutch adage says:
"PAINT PAYS FOR ITSELF"
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
ESTIONNAIRE
ANSWERS WHICH WILL soLvR
P9RPLkxiNo PRoDLEMe OF
THIS REcoNsTRucTIoN IRA.

Query.-Ths government has launcha
an educational campaign to sAcsurag
building IN srAs1 to put more men :
work. WsulA net . similar movement I
shew hsw the cid structures oaa ~ bss
anA most economically repaired aaA naA
gssA a. new alss hslDf
Answer.-It 10 learned that such
plan IL in effect aAd is linked directt
With the Washington propaganda.
Industry must be turned back from
works Of war to the ways Of peace
Employment must be found, In tn.
meanwhile, for those whose eccupa
ten has been interrupted. There Is nj
real surplus sf labor in the United
States. Rather there is a shortage,
which would Be acute If normal condi.
ditiens were already restored, and one
step towards restoring them win come
with resumption Of repair work.
Government restrictions, imposed by
the necessities Of the war program.
have for many months past retarded
or altogether prevented construction,
Improvement and repairs. These re-
strictions are now OF, and there il
scarcely a town, a city, 4 factory, 4
ewelling or farm that does not reveal
a crying need for prompt attention.
Nothing delays such instant action ex-
cept the feeling that prices are high
for the time being and may be lower.
That is not logical. No matter what
1t costs to repair, the cost Is less than
the cost Of neglect. No matter what
the cost Of paint the wind and the
weather will collect q higher bfll in
deterioration and decay.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
Generous Americans

Generous Americans
Americans have already been noted
for their generosity. If there is any
barley flour left in this country, and
it were proposed to ship it to the Ger
mans, there would not be dissenting
voice.-Mead Messenger.
A Double Decker
Over at Eaton the other evening a
little "quiet game" was interrupted by
the sheriff, and investigation showed
that the deck contained eight aces and
seven kings. If they had caught and
'frisked" Gene Hogue no doubt sew
eral jokers would have been added to
the evids hce.-Morgan County Herald
Started Right
George Creel, retiring to private life,
announces that his only desire is to be
can humble assistant in the delousin z
process which our public life needs. :"
If George will permit an humble editor
to speak we might remark that he
started the delousing process admirably
by rendering his own resignation
Weld County News.
Tho Frugal Woman
A news item says a woman ought to
be able to make q skirt out of one Of
her husbands discarded trousers legs.
That 3 exactly what she's doing, and
the goods left over he is putting into
the missionary barrel.-Cheyenne Coun-
ty News.
Tho Next Joy
Many men have long enjoyed dry
smoke; now they must learn to take =
dry drink, whether they enjoy it or not.
Num- News.
Entertain No Doubts
The Montrose Press says: "Split
hairs make bum beer" Well, we
haven't tried any such, have no desire
to try it, and will agree on the start
that "split hairs" would make "bum
beer. ''1Telluride Journal.
"Whst is intoxicating liquorf" is q
question that will have to be decided
by the courts after nationwide prohib-
ition is in effect. The st. Louis Globe
Democrat thinks it is anything that
will make you sing "The Old Oaken
Bucket ''-steamboat Pilot.
A Braxen Imitator
Already the countries of Europe are
grasping American ideas. Russia has
announced that her railroad fares will
go up 80 per cent.-Johnstown Breeze.
Advising Colonel House
The peace conference had better side
track for while the league of nations
plan, 60 to the bat and obliterate the
Bolsheviki, else they may have another
war on their hands before the big one
is settled.-Fort Lupton Press.
Simply State Of Mind
A farmer finds one-dollar bill and
sppropriates 1t, by right Of discovery,
to himself. He goes to town and pays
1t to q Newspaper man on what he owes
him. Tho newspaper man hands It over
to . merchant to settle his account.
Tho merchant pays his meat bill with
1t, and the butcher pays It back to the
original finder to finish paying for .
calf he had purchased. After which
the finder takes it to . bank and dis
covers II 10 be . counterfeit and on the
e.seias Sunday pats II into the mis-
sicnary collection. Query. Are an
these debts cancelled with the Spurious
one dollafi-Cslhan Nsws.
N 4eae of HUnc3e 9e0''
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
Tho Artful Dollar

The dollar is sly old bird. Wher
it wants to pull off something particu
larly fine it lays an egg and matches 6
something that it is pleased te
term "Good Government. "-Coloradt
Springs Independent.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
Making Robbery Respectable

These Reds have . nice little oath
binding them to "take forcible posses
sion Of all, wealth through violence Of
social revolution, and to overthrow and
destroy all government and owner
ship" Beside this, highway robbery
seems almost respectable.-Cheyenns
County Record.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
PRETTY COLOR COMBINATIONS
Stencil
Color

SolV6
| Medium,
Light Gray
Dull Blue.
0fay-Green
Light Cobalt
| 0lus, Neutral
| Light Drab
Gray. Gray.
q r Q Q = -
Ld0At Cobalt
|Iiue -
|0ray, Blue -
Light Orange
YOoW
L.ight Gray.
Neutral Drab
Ivory Or
0faytsh
Liyht Green
Neutral ]
Cray. IveTy
Light wars
Drab. Ne
dium Olive
|H%:.oesNI
Delft DNAl
Light livery
Hght gHsa-
| EA 0rAy |
! &-clye;I
|@eHn RgaA VI
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
A DouAe-Decker

Over at Eaton the other evening a
little "quiet game" was interrupted by
the sheriff, and investigation showed
that the deck contained eight aces and
seven kings. If they had caught and
" frisked" Gene Hogue no doubt sew.
eral jokers would have been added to
the evids hce.-Morgan County Heral,
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
They Have To

European nations seeking to form 9
league of peace should "See Americs
First Morgan County Republican.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
N ~ sf "uncss Fsa"

3Ao 9eee o3 HUnc3e 3e0"
s1As New Yerk WerM complains thai
Tie last eoasrsss Wa illitsrsts. Well
what would the World havsi Il dossn Y
take college gfsduats 70 pay Uaels
Toa 10 tAs prsssdsasb tssFss.-0sy.
saAs CouAty Nsss. f Ezra
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
Started Right

George Creel, retiring to private life,
announces that his only desire is to be
Gan humble assistant in the delousin Z
process which our public life needs" "
If George will permit an humble editor
to speak we might remark that he
started the delousing process admirably
by rendering his own resignation
Weld County News.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05

a. sssutsAOsfssAs A1ssanlA
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
Tho Frugal Woman

A news item says woman ought t.
be able to make q skirt out of one .
her husband q discarded trousers legs
That's exactly what she's doing, AM
the goods left over he is putting int
the missionary barrel.-Cheyenne Coun
ty News.
The Glenwood post., 1919-04-05
Entertain No Doubts

The Montrose Press says: "Spli
hairs make bum beer" Well, w
haven't tried any such, have no desir'
to try it, and will agree on the star
that "split hairs" would make "bun
beer. .'-Telluride Journal.