Arizona republican., 1919-10-07

Some" answered the barefoot boy What do you catch?'
 You said fshin', not Retchin'.' w ashington Star.
 Bill Hohenzollern has decided to remain silent That policy made House world power but Bill is starting too late in life
 If Belgium doesn't know the righteous way to get that desired strip of Holland ask Japan or DAn- nunzio.
 The war gave us broader vision Perhaps that is the reason we overlook the need reforms here at home
 
 When troops rode down assembled citizens in old Russia it tyranny. When they do it here at home it is necessary precauton
 If we do not produce to the limit and get sur plus TOT export Europe may be forced to settle down and go to work
 Crowds in the senate gallery hissed when an effort was made to quiet them. In these days one expects nlsslns or any effort to establish order. Senator Ashhurst thought the crowds were trying to make police court of the United States senate Why shouldn't it be police court if Uncle Sam is to become policeman?
 Senator Overman says the south is solid for the league and the treaty. What he means is that the south is solid for Wilson and Wilson is solid for the league and the treaty.
 
 The Italian government can't handle D'Annunzio because he is too popular with the people Also be- cause his action is too popular with the Italian gov ernment.
 
 mob at Drumright Okla, took charge of the town and drove out the police and municipal off cias. Aren't conditions terrible in Russia? The fact that Georgia negroes passed resolu- tions applaudng white people for lynching colored criminal will cause untold anguish in Boston.
 
 The new industry of making leather of fish skins will thrive if it arrange with Wall Street tain the covering of suckers skinned that thorough fare.
 news service informs concerning the steel strike that there signs of serious disorder except that persons shot in riotng" A little thing like that hardly worth mentioning About the time you learn to sympathize with strikers because the police club them you are re- quired to sympathize with the police because the strikers stone them.
 NIT. Wilson refers to the "insubordnate restless ness in Europe. How there be insubordinaton in world made safe for democracy and the equality of men?
 The steel strike will doubtless boost the price of all automobiles except that one made of tin.
 
 Satire is mostly ire.
 At last everybody is obeying the injunction to take no thought for the morrow.
 England need no longer grieve because American coal miners produce more than hers. Ours are get ting ready to strike for a five-day week and six hour day.
 Senator Nelson says have the right to keen in WA wei hay strong enough to get away with it. That is the old fashioned standard of right
 Governments fight for lower prices succeeded in increasing prices per cent in August Why not use less talk and more jals?
 Villa objects to being called a bandit But the word Hun" has been overworked and he isn't mean enough to be called profiteer.
 Any complaint about the way the two great political parties balling things up is indic- ment of the people who have little enough to stand for it.
 The department of agriculture suggests reducing the wheat acreage this year. the idea being that an other great crop might make flour cheap
 Under Lenine's frightful system prices are sky high and public money is wasted We are travelling the road in this country but think how dgni- fled and pious about it.
 If you wish to know what will happen in the future take what statesman says. Then subtract half and divide by six.
 It is hard to make boy understand the value of education when a brick mason can earn as much in week as college professor gets in month
 Muscle is in the saddle.
 sardines are worth neither less than before the They were never worth darn.
 You can beat this clothing game if you have the nerve overals still within reach of the ayerag, purge