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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
WORSE THAN
DEADLY
POISON GAS

Kidney disease is no respector of per-
sons. 1t attacks young and old alike.
In most cases the victim is warned
of the approaching danger. Nature fights
back. Headache, Indigestion, insomnia,
lame back, lumbago, sciatica, rheuma-
tism, pain in the loins and lower abb
domen, difficulty in urinating, all are
indication Of trouble brewing in your
kidneys.
When such symptoms appear you will
almost certainly find quick relief in
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules.
This famous old remedy has stood
the test for two hundred years in help
ing mankind to fight off disease.
It is imported direct from the home
laboratories in Holland, where it has
helped to develop the Dutch into one
of the sturdiest and healthiest races in
the world, and it may be had at
almost every drug store. Your money
promptly refunded if it does not re-
lieve you. Be sure to get the genuine
GOLD MEDAL Brand. In sealed pack
ages, three sizes.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
BOSCHEE's SYRUP.

In these days of unsettled weather
look out for colds. Take every pre-
caution against the dreaded influenza
and at the first sneeze remember that
Boschee's Syrup has been used for
fifty-three years in all parts Of the
United States for coughs, bronchitis
and colds, throat irritation and espe-
cially for lung troubles, giving the
patient a good nights rest, free from
coughing, with easy expectoration in
the morning. Made in America and
kept as a household remedy in the
homes of thousands of families all
over the civilized world. Try one bottle
and accept no substitutes.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Taxing the MiIIionaires.

Under the new scale of income tax
imposed by the recent United States
revenue bill every citizen in receipt of
$4,000 or more a year must pay at
least half of it to the state.
Mr.. Henry Ford, for example, is said
to have an income of $25,000,0O0 a
year, of which the revenue authorities
will claim between $15,00000O and
S2OO0O,OOO-a sum sufficient to keep
1000 families in modest comfort for
ever.
But even Mr.. Ford gets off lighter
than Mr.. John D. Rockefeller, who is
reputed to have an income of $780,
100000 year. Mr.. Rockefeller's
contribution to the treasury, it is said,
will not fall short Of $S0,000,0O0 for
the current year-a sum which repre-
sents 1000 times his weight in gold.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect It
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected.

Judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is
soon realized. 1t stands the highest for
it's remarkable record of success.
An examining physician for one of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies, in
an interview on the subject, made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
90 many applicants for insurance are re-
jected is because kidney trouble is SO
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose applica-
tions are declined do not even suspect
that they have the disease. 1t is on sale
at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes,
medium and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reacE
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness.
and that is by constitutional remedy
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
of the System: Catarrhal Deafness is
caused by an inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube
When this tube is inf1amed you have
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed, Deafness is the
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re.
duced and this tube restored to it's nor
NAL condition, hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness are
caused by Catarrh, which is an inf1amed
condition Of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE.
E D cheRsv ' Co. c Toedo o fIes
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
RASCALS
Biliousness, Headache, Colds.
Constipation. driven OUT
with "Cascarets"

Why take nasty cathartics, sickening
salts, or stomach-turning oils to drive
these rascals out? Let gentle, harmless
Cascarets remove the liver and bowel
poison which is keeping your head
dizzy, your tongue coated, your skin
sallow, your breath offensive, and your
stomach sour. Get a box of Cascarets
at the drug store and rid your liver,
stomach and bowels Of the excess bile,
poisons, and waste which are keeping
you miserable. Cascarets never grippe,
never sicken, never inconvenience.
They cost so little and work while you
sleep.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
A Strike for Freedom.

Unionism in a slightly different
phase is being used by students of
Shanghai, who have in their organi-
cation some 10000 of their number,
one-fourth Of whom are girls. These
unionists desire-not shorter hours,
not other teachers, but they have
struck for freedom Of speech and the
preservation of the freedom Of the
press. The movement, it is reported,
is spreading to other cities. Thus
come the evidences Of the great demo-
cratic movement in China.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
When Cork Is Driven in Bottle.

When q cork slides down inside a
bottle it is very difficult to get it out
unless one has the necessary tools,
and they are not always available,
writes Victor II. Todd, in Popular Sci
ence Monthly.
A good way to extract it is to grease
the neck of the bottle with vaseline,
then hold the bottle under cold water.
When the bottle is as cold as pos
sible spear the cork with a hat pin.
or even shake it until it blocks the
neck of the bottle and sets straight
with the neck. Then gradually heat
the bottle or pour hot water over it
and the expanding air will generally
force the cork out with a slight pop.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
If the General Only Knew This

The teacher was telling her class
about General Pershing. She tried es-
pecially to impress upon them that he
was a Missourian-that he was born
in their state.
The next day came.
Can anyone tell me where General
Pershing was born?" she asked.
There was an awful silence-the
children looked blank. At last little
hand shot up.
"Well, Johnny, can you tell us
where?"
"ue was born in a manger," an
swered Johnny.-St. Louis Republic.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
TRY THIS FOR
LIVER and BOWELS
Brew It at home yourself, save
money and feel better
right away.

II you want a splendid. economical rem
edy for constipation, sick headache, dizzi-
ness and torpid liver, get small package
Of DR.. Carriers K. and B. Tea today and
drink cup Of your own brewing when
ever you need 1t.
This old reliable vegetable remedy has
stood the test Of time and is now more
popular than ever.
Keep a package in the house all the
time and brew a cupful when you feel
out of sorts, feverish or bilious. 1t always
helps promptly and being mild and
gentle, is just as good for children as for
grownups.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
PooIino the Cost.

Kathryn-What lovely engagement
ring! Your fance must be rich to af.
ford so big a stone.
Kittye-Rather. You see, I was en-.
gagged to five men this season, and per.
suaded them to go in together on a
syndicate ring. l hate a lot of little
ones
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
AopefuIneSS

Charley, DEAR" said young Mrs
Torkins, you were talking about
twenty to one shot when 1 came into
your office today"
"Was II"
Eyes, and I was very much pleased
[ hope you will cultivate enough inter,
est in craftsmanship to take yOIU
mind off horse racing"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
TopSy TurVy.

"See any fancy ridin' while you was
East? 2" asked Three Finger Sam.
~ sure did" answered Cactus Joe
"But everything's topsy turvy. PEG.
pie in the cars have to hang on with
their wrists in straps"
"Jes' think of that. Usin' the stir
rups for their hands instead OF their
feet"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28

L
Prescription and his Golden Medical Dis
covery, but by the systematic use of these
medicines | came through the change in
splendid health. My advice to all women
at this time of life is to take these medi-
cines and not go on suffering. Mrs
Jesse P. Jones, Douglas Ave.
Fredericksburg, Va.-'1 found DR.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription an excellent
tonic for women. | had become all run
down, weak and nervous when 'Favorite
Prescription was recommended to me. [
took three bottles and it completely built
me up and relieved me of the trouble. l
feel that | can, with perfect safety, rec
ommend Favorite Prescription to all
women who suffer. Mrs. E. W. Jones,
200 c St.
vorite Prescription is a wonderful COM
fort to women going through the trying
time of life. I was so nervous at times
L could neither sleep nor eat, also had
heat flashes and dizzy spells. Soon after
starting to take DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription my health was greatly i'm
proved in every way.
'It is a real pleasure to recommend so
worthy medicine as 'Favorite Prescrip-
ton and l frequently do recommend it to
other women Mrs. ]. ]. cambridge, SIT
West ST.
When girl becomes a woman, when
woman becomes mother, when woman
passes through the changes of middle life,
are the three periods of life when health
and strength are most needed to with
stand the pain and distress often caused
by severe organic disturbances.
At these critical times women are best
fortified by the use of DR., Pierce's Fa-
vorte Prescription, an old remedy of
proved worth that keeps the entire wonn-
anly system perfectly regulated and in
excellent condition.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
PEEVED.

81 called to see you at your office
yesterday"
THAT so? Why didn't you see me-?
I was there all day."
II found after 1 got there that I
didn't want to see you badly enough
to give my life history to three or four
outer guards and sit on a bench for
an hour or two waiting for them to
make up their minds whether or not
to pass me in"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
In1nortant to Mothera
PUTTING Him Riqht.

among the possessions Of every
poor man in this region can be found
at least one worthless dog" severely
said the specialized tourist.
"There hain't no such thing as q
worthless dog, podner!" returned Gap
Johnson of Rumpus Ridge. "And no
man that owns a GOOD dog is plumb
poor."-Kansas City Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Conditional.

"But we simply must have a cook "
walled Mrs. Newlywed tearfully. 1--WE
never lived in a house without one"
"Well, if it's as bad as that, mum,
I'll come" replied the hesitating can
didate. 81 don't mind staying so long
as | don't have to do any of the cook
ing"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28

Marion had been out several eve
nings in succession and looked tired,
so mother suggested she retire early
instead of going out again that eve
ming. When little Dick came down
stairs from her room mother said:
"WelI is sister making up her mind
to stay in?" He replied: 81 should
say not, she's making up her face to
90 out"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28

Soak hands on retiring in the hot suds
of Cuticura Soap, dry and rub in Gu
ticura Ointment. Remove surplus
Ointment with tissue paper. This is
only one of the things Cuticura will do
If Soap, Ointment and Talcum are used
for all toilet purposes.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
An Eastern Flight.

A British airman recently flew in
one day from Mosul, on the upper
Tigris, over the Syrian desert, to
Cairo on the Nile, making three stops
on the journey of LOO miles, reports
Popular Mechanics Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28

81 think l will try tc get over to
Europe and settle dow1 IN Venice"
"Why Venice?"
Because it IS the only place l know
of where you don't have to keep dods
Ing the automobiles In the streets
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Cause for SUSPICION.

Senator Smugg has the manners Of
Chesterfield"
"Yes," returned old Festus Poster.
"He is always so polite and deferential
that he keeps me wondering how much
he wants to borrow."-Kansas City
Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
WiIIInq to Fall.

A Philadelphia savant says: eff
the chalaza of an egg is we'll defined
it is fresh"
Insist on the grocer showing you the
chalazas, or chalazii, of the eggs you
purchase. You'll have to carry your
eggs home in a pail, but what of that?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
GrnMinn SuSnicinIIs

If anybody tells you that some one
else said so, the betting is so to 1
that some one else never said any
such a thing.-Cincinnat Enquirer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
A Comma JOY Rider,

BObby-If l had a million dollars,
I'd invite everybody to the moyin' pic
ture show.
Tommy-Aw, shucks! 1 wouldn't
I'd buy an automobile an spend the
rest payin' fines for speedn'.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Dissipatina a Superstition.

Bum-Mster, could you spare a
poor guy 13 cents.
Gent-Why Is cents?
Bum-Just to forever dispose Of the
absurd superstition that Is is un.
lucky.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Where Grade CROSSINGS Grow.

$50 you prefer the city to the coun.
try?"
"Yes," replied Mr.. Chuggins. "1n
the city you're liable to run over some
thing, but in the country you're liable
to strike a grade crossing and get run
over"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Old SORES, PILES
and ECZEMA VANISH
Good, Old, Reliable Peterson's
Ointment a Favorite Remedy.

wanted. to cut off leg. Peterson's Oint
ment cured me" -Wm ]. Nichos, 40 Will
der Street, Rochester, N. Y.
druggist, says Peterson, of Buffalo, N. Y,
and money back if it isn't the best you
ever used. Always keep Peterson's Oint-
bruises, sunburn, and the surest remedy
for itching eczema and piles the world
has ever known.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
The WnnderfuI Gift.

"Is our friend a great orator|
"a great orator." repeated Senator
Sorghum. "Why he can convince you
of something without taking the trou-
BILE to understand it himself"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Its Defense,

"Remember, my dear boy, rolling
stone gathers no moss"
"That's because it knows it Won't
get anywhere if it's a mossback."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Its Cause,

"They say the high price of shoes
Is caused by a shortage of hides
That's merely another profiteeline
skin game"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28

When you have decided that the Worm
or Tapeworm must be exterminated, gt
Dead Shot"-Dr. Peery's Nermifuge. On
dose will expel them. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Mutations of Time.

Hewitt-Times have changed.
Jewett-Yes. it is a long way from
grandfather'S clock to a wrist watch.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Maybe He Will.

Madam, the feather of your hat is
in my eye"
"Well, why don't you wear glasses?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28

It's a shame the way some young |
widows break into the game again
and don't give the maids chance.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Mean Comment.

Belief have been told my eyes are
like jewels.
NelI-So they are; like cat's-eyes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28

Roman Eye Ba1sam Is an antiseptic ONT
ment, applied externally and not a wash"
1t heals the inhamed surfaces. providing
prompt relief. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Formerly Was Oyster kinq.

Jacob Ockers, known as the "Oys-
ter King" who died recently at his
Long Island IN. W home, was the
first exporter of oysters to Europe, and
his name came to be known in all
markets where the blue point oyster
was found in foreign countries. His
foreign shipments the first year
amounted to only 1000 barrels. Later
his export business became the largest
of its kind in the United States, and
amounted to 10000 barrels annually.
He Is a mean man who will not keep
a sharp axe for his wife to chop wood
with.
Smackless chewing gum would also
be a great boon to humanity.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28

Insist on "Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin"
in "Bayer package" containing prop
er directions for Headache, Colds,
Pain, Neuralgia, Lumbago, and Rheu-
matism. Name "Bayer" means genuine
Aspirin prescribed by physicians for
nineteen years. Handy tin toxes Of IL
tablets cost few cents. Aspirin is trade
mark Of Bayer Manufacture Of Mono
aceticacidester Of Salicylicacid.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28

Some folks never think seriously
about anything but salads.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
HEADACHE
Often Caused by
Aciid-St0n1aCEl

Yes, indeed. more often than you think.
Because ACID STOMACH, starting with in
digestion, heartburn, belching, food-repeat.
ing. bloat and gas, if not checked. will even
tually affect every vital organ of the body.
Severe, binding, splitting headaches are,
therefore, of frequent occurrence as a result
of this upset condition.
Take EATONIC. 1t quickly banishes acid.
stomach with its sour bloat, pain and gas.
1t aids digestion-helps the stomach get
full strength from every mouthful of food
you eat. Millions of people are miserable,
weak. sick and ailing because of ACID
STOMACH. Poisons created by partly di-
gested food charged with acid, absorbed
into the blood and distributed throughout
the entire system. This often causes rheu.
matsm, biliousness cirrhosis of the liver.
heart trouble, ulcers and even cancer Of
the stomach 1t robs its victims of then
health, undermines the strength Of the
most vigorous.
If you want to get back your physical
and mental strength-be full of vim and
vigor-enjoy life and be happy, you must
get rid of your acid-stomach.
In EAToNIC you will find the very help
you need and it's guaranteed. So get a big
SOC box from your druggist today. If ~
fails to please you. return it and he wig
refund your money.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
THOSE WOMEN WHO
DREAD MIDDLE LIFE

Charlottesville, Va.
w h e n goin
through middle life
l became very weak
and nervo>S. [ would
have heat flashes
a n d dizzy spells,
backaches and pains
in my side. l doc
tored, but did not
get much relief, and
| was very miserable
when | began taking
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28

Lots of men remain bachelor
simply because they can afford TO-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Fearless,

81 want q man who isn't afraid OF
work"
That's me-" replied Flooding Pete,
81 never yet got we'll enough acquaint.
ed with it to be scared of it."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Our LanQuaQe.

Our language is a bungling thing
A foreign student fiays it;
For instance we tear down a block,
And yet we say we raze it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
The Exaggerated Present

How many times in days gone by.
Events have made us roar and shout
Which now we haven't time to try
To recoIlect and talk about.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-11-28
Number. Please.

NUTnDeT, Please.
Bess-Were they married in haste?
June-GoOdness, no; why, they
were married by telephone.
Republican farmer., 1919-12-05
THE COST OF WAR

IS TRUE The says that Jenkins is consular
 agent and that he has been kidnapped and ransomed is that Mexico in state of unrest and that life does not smoothly there And when Jenkins is kidnapped the United States is slight degree troubled and put to expense.
 But have been kidnapped within the United States and by this the country has been put to and Within the United citizens foreign tries been time time killed without due process of law, but did not follow those manifestations
 War with Mexico ought be avoided long it is hu- affront by killing his neither should Christian nation aront by killing it's neighbors
 There other why should be avoided and these of the aVes The world aggers under the impact of
 There is European state that knows today what it's political and system will be tomorrow Even the United States which big and rich and which relatively little is in the midst of scarcely understood manifesto hons which result in anything, in conditions pleasant as those which oppress European countries
 This is not time to talk to urge to have Those who do any of these three things the social and economic sphere however brilliant they be in other thought just fools who walk where angels fear to tread.
 The Jenkins difficulty composed and ought to be and if consular officers Mexico they may be withdrawn, and communication be completely severed boyctt imposed and Mexico brought tainy within hand if bloody reprisa attempted
 would punish Mexico with one-tenth of the tainty which it would punish the United States