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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
Bouquet of Live Human Interest Stories About People
Eligible Omaha Bachelors

Girls, meet Yale c. Holland. Many
Of you know him favorably already,
we understand.
Yale is deliberate, dignihed,
friendly and has that manner about
him which the gentlcr but stronger
sex like.
He is an eligible bachelor-very
eligible. Svelte figger. 81 years old
OF. Whereabouts, member of the prom
;nent and northumberland law
firm, Kennedy, Holland, DeLacy- &
Koran. Cry it on your piano.)
He lives It the Blackstone. Not
that this adds to his eligibility. Its
a mere statement of fact.
Yale Holland never went to Yale
university, nor has he ever been in
Holland!
Here's the Reason.
There is . reason. nevertheless, an
Interesting reason. for his Christian
satne. His father was studying law
at Yale university when Yale was
born. y
1--WE, shudder to think what might
lave been Yale's fate If his father
had been studying at Notre Dame).
When Yale was 6 weeks old his
father graduate and, with his wife
and baby, moved to Seward, Neb.,
where, for rs years, he practiced law.
For two years he was partner OF
Mayer Smith, until the latter moved
to Omaha.
While there is reason for his
first name, Yale declares that ne
can't see any for his middle name.
1t is Chenoweth. Yes, too truel
Quite School Career.
Well, Yale grew up in Seward
iplease sound the final "d"), fn-
ished the high school there and then
went to the state university at Lin
coin for six years, graduating in law.
In 1911 he came to Omaha and
attached, himself to the firm of Ma
honey & Kennedy, of which firm he
is now member.
IIe joined the army OF Uncle Sam
in august OF last year and gradu-
atcd from>the Camp Taylor officers
training school as first lieutenant.
He belongs to the University
club, Happy Hollow club, Omaha
Country club and Chamber .of
Commerce. He is president of the
Rarristers' club. ,.,-...#.. $50.
lust One at Time.
Yaie's system consists in having
one girl at O. time, to whom he is
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19

mobile if you wish, and we'll see
that you get good accommodations
at the best hotel.
While it is true that Belgium
isn't as large as Nebraska, what
the difference, anyway! Good things
come in small packages, eh, king?
And you're fine man. / always
admired the way you stood up
against those Germans and told
them what was what and held hem
while France got ready and saved
civilization.
I travelled in Belgium once and
liked it very much. Brussels is GER
tainly a fine city and Antwerp is
busy port.
I like you because you're a real
man and if you hadn't been king
Of Belgium you would have made
good as newspaper man or a
realtor or merchant or something
else.
Now, kings let's let bygones be
bygones. You are good scout and
/ hope you will honor Omaha with
a visit and bring the wife and boy
along.
Hoping to see you all in Omaha
soon, remain,
Your true friend,
A. STINGER,
editor Of The Bundle Bee.)
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19

aviator from ascending a few hun
dred thousand feet with his trusty
machine gun and bring old Hi Cost
to earth?
As for loving, boys. you can't
beat it. No more taxi bills to
bother you. And do they love you
when you've got 'em in the air?
Well, rather.
They'll Have to Mind.
All you've got to do is loop the
loop time or two and she'll have
her arms around your neck. Then's
the time to propose. She'll be
afraid to refuse you. Same thing
ought to work out for the married
man when he wants to bring his
wife to terms.
When the wife demands 4 new
dress, take her up in the little old
family plane, stop the engine when
you're over lake, or something,
and tell her to forget about the new
dress. She wilt
Aerial mail is developing rapidly.
Soon have no-stop system where
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
Missouri Mules Win Against
Angeles Great Masterpiece
Painting in the Sistine Chapel Was Chrome to Man
From "Show-Me" County, but He Woke Up When
He Ran Across Pair of Home Grown Mules.

and all of a sudden his face lighted
up as if he had beheld some wonder
Jul sight.
II was curious to know what had
so suddenly interested my new &C
quaintance from Missouri, SO wait
ed for him to explain. In minute
he extended his right index finger
in the direction of a team Of mules
drawing a vehicle and he exclaimed:
"'There goes a fine pair Of mules.
and I'll bet a cob pipe they're from
Missouri he remarked.
1T is far cry from art to mules.
but it just shows how some men
see art with discriminating eye
and others see mules with as much
interest. | agreed that the mules he
had observed seemed to have all of
the fine points of their breed. His
eyes followed those mules until
they were out of our sight"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19

into operation 70 new machines to
dash off the bulletins, showing how
diligently we are working to keep
every one misinformed.
g. While seven months ago but
14.334 per cent of the employees did
not understand the system used in
expediting public business through
our reorganization bureau, this high
total has been cut down to 9o.ooS
per cent.
"o. The new system is working
out very nicely, as no one under
stands it but myself and | am lit
tie muddled at times, but hope to
hold my position indefinitely until
things are unmuddled.
40. Any enlisted man working in
this section who desires to remain
after being discharged will report to
room $50 and have his head exam.
ined.
by order Of the printing press.
"R. I. MUDDLED,
sc hief Organizer"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
Attention, King!

Area of Nebraska, 1850 square
miles.
Area Of Belgium, 1853 square
miles.
And yet, look at the attention
King Albert gets compared with
Governor McKelvie. Something in
a name, evidently.
Editor Of The Bundle Bee tried
to ride i'll the~cab of a locomotive
and they wouldn't let i'm. But they
let the king of Belgium ride in the
cab and run the engine. And they
call this democracy.
'T'ain't right!
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19

very, very nice. When she bitches
him, or vice versa, he doesn't pine
away or grow pale, morose and
misanthropic. He promptly starts
being very very nice to some other
nice girl. A sensible plan!
His greatest hobby is golf Re
Gently he went around the Happy
Hollow course in bogie, 50. He con-
fesses, however. that he seldom can
go around in less than "a, or may
be 81.
We recommend this specimen
highly. His disposition is excellent,
so far as we have been able to OBJ
serve, and there is a good chance
of living happily ever after" for the
young charmer who binds him to
her chariot wheel.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
E. !. Brandeis Likes
to Chew Gum With
His Initials on Il

E. John Brandeis, owner Of tn.
Brandeis stores and multi-million-
aire, has his hobby, and very
plebian one at that. Brandeis chews
gum, and chews it in quantities, too.
A few weeks ago his supply of
favorite brand ran low and he or
dered a full case to renew it. How
ever, although gum chewing is re-
garded as a habit of the proletarian,
the Brandeis scion is in no way
averse to it and so when ordering q
new shipment for his private use he
had his initials in silver placed on
every single piece.
SO if you see stick OF gum
wrapped in foil with "E. ]. B. en-
blazoned in silver on it, you may
know you are gazing on some of the
Brandeis private stock.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
Here's Once When the
Mayor Almost Heard
The Dope On Himself

Some few weeks 6efore the riot
Mayor Smith journeyed to McCook
Neb., one day, on personal business
He an da fellow traveller were sit
ting in restaurant there, waiting
for lunch to be served. A travelling
man BUSTED in and propped himself
up on a stool next to the mayors
friend.
The newcomer and the mayors
friend struck up a conversation dur
ing the meal.
lust came from Omaha" an
rlounced the travelling man. They're
sure having hell of a time there,
with the police department"
Mayor Smith heard, and ventured,
That SO? What's the trouble?"
Every day the cops are in jam
about something. They're either
shootin' somebody, or arresting
someone without warrant, or raid
ing some private home or accepting
graft, or some other crime all the
time. A couple of the newspapers
there are putting out the info about
it. Two of the city commissioners
are raising an awful squawk against
the cops, but the rest of the COM
missioners, even the mayor, are
kinda for EN-
That mayor must be boob"
commented Mayor Smith.
Don't know him very WE'LL" the
travelling man said. "But he seems
to have soft spot in his heart for
the cops"
The travelling man forked the last
bite of his pie into his mouth,
drained his glass of milk and hurried
out.
Later he and the mayors friend
met in the corner drug store in Nc
Cook.
THAT was the mayor of Omaha
who was with me this morning in
the restaurant" advised the friend
Good night! Glad I didn't say
any more than I did"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19

Things are changingl
"A new age has dawned-the air
plane age.
II has advantages, also Gsadvan-
tages.
II will work havoc with good
roads campaigns. Who wants a
good road as long as the airs
smooth? =
II also threatens to put the traf-
fc cops out of jobs. What good
are traffic cops to the airplane own
err?
But there ARE advantages in the
airplane age. 1t will do away with
Ornaha's street parking problems.
City Council WON'T have to scratch
their beans much longer about
whether cars should be parked at
Is or IS degrees or parallel to the
sidewalk.
Some Landing Station!
And at last the city halt tower
las come into its ownl 1t can be
iiiade into an airplane. landing sta
ton.
For those who long for liquid re-
freshments this new and progress
sive age has double advantages.
Contraband can be lowered gently
by parachutes by the bootlegger to
his waiting customer. If a copper
should get wise to the game the
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
editor Of The Bundle Bee. }
DOCTORS and BUTCHERS.

DOCTORS and BUTCHERS.
IEmmet News In Holt County Indepent
ent.)
We now have a Doctor loca-
ted in Emmett. DR.. Smith NOV
ed here from Atkinson and has
opened an office in DR.. DeGar-
IONS building. DR.. Smith will
also run a drug store in connec.
ton with his Office. As DR..
Smith is already favorably
: known in and around Emmett he
will be success from the start.
Now if we had a butcher shop
we would feel better. We have
seen nothing like real meat for
year now but camaflouged
sausage. If we saw a decent
steak we could not distinguish it
from a turtle or a clam and our
women would not know wheth-
er to boil or bake it.
Jim O'Connor is building a
large ice house and so is John
Martfeldt. Plenty of ice in
Emmett next year. We might
guess that Jim intends to open
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
TOGAPHY.

Geography is evidently not the
strong point of some newspapers.
The Christian Science Monitor
which sets itself up to be Jovian in
perfection, quotes Lieutenant May
nard concerning his flight from New
York to San Francisco, thus: BE
tween Chicago and St. Paul, Mimi,
we encountered some storms"
Another lieutenant is quoted as
saying: "The flight over the plains OF
Nebraska was easy; then came Des
MONIES; and finally Rawlins, Wyo.,
where" Some roundabout route
this birdman was taking!
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
The Cut Direct.

Said a lawyer to Ben. S. Baker
recently: II lost my law library
in the fire"
Said Ben. S. Baker: What did
you have besides the agricultural
reports?"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
He Needs None.

A $5,000000 memorial for 7. R.!
Said the ancient sage, II had rather
future generations would ask why
monument had not been erected
to me than that they should ask
why one had"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
The Nebraska Farmer is An En-
peror! (Applause.l

And now that the world has been
made safe for democracy, the Cham
Der of Commerce publicity bureau
is advertising all over the country
about the Omaha Empire"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
A Square Meal.

Nv. n. H. in Albany Argus.
What Liar David Has Turned
Out to Be
! stood on the bridge at midnight,
The sun was shining fair;
When somebody took the bridgs
away
And LETT me standing there.
DAVID RODGERS.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19

Woman's Inhumanity to Woman,
CoupIs dowdy-looking women on
the street car t'other day. A classy
young person, all tailored, coiffured,
powdered and manicurcd, came in
She was picture. And you oughta
heard the two others laugh at her.
Women eer'n'ly do find some queer
things to laugh at, don't they?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
NOW. EDDIE,l

Young Prince Of Wales smokes
lots CT cigars on his tour in
America. You can see 'em in the
movies. If they show the Weekly"
at Buckingham palace we can see
the princes finish when he gets
home to lis pa and ma.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1919-10-19
bpamE66![8! a I:
Woman's Inhumanity to Woman,

butcher shop but what is John
Martfeldt putting up ice for.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-09-19
WANT AN AEROPLANE RIDE?
TRY 1T AT THE STATE FAIR

Those who have q desire to take a
ride in an aeroplane will have the
opportunity at the State Fair at
Pueblo, September % to q. A pas
senger-carrying aeroplane taxi SER
vice will be operated at the State Fair
grounds by the Curtis Humphrie Aero
plane Company. Regular fares will
be charged and everyone and every
body can ride
Rides will be fifteen miles long, but
any passenger can ride longer and go
anywhere by paying the additional
fares for extra time. Latest model
passenger planes will be used which
are considered perfectly safe, broken
to ride in any weather ut any altitude.
Those who have the nerve and the
fare can have. an aeroplane ride, as
sures Manager James L. Beaman, Of
the State Fair.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-09-19

~ csssell. - eAase osvsEsano
body Of the Laagua. cannot tnhs
action without unanine1s asclsioa ef
its members and Glnee ~ Unieod
States will have Q repsensstativs h
the Council our Atersnt wtll ~ pgs-
tected there. We hear lt said tAnt IL
League b formed Scr tie bessAt -
Great Britain or Japan or souse other
one nation. This ID not true. All tl,e
nations viii gain by II. not only the
great nations such - the United
States. Great Britain. France. Japan
and Italy. but the little nations which
In the past have been oppressed By
their big neishborx. The international
court will give an opportunity for the
settlement Of old grievances which
have long troubled the peoples Of the
world.
II has been said that the League
win interfere with the Monroe Doc
trine. but the League Covenant ex-
pressiy protects this Doctrine. In fact,
through the Covenant the Monroe Doc
trine receives recognition throughout
the world and Its principles become
forever established
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-09-19
MINING OUTLOOK AT PITKIN
BRIGHT FOR COMING SEASON
Pitkin. Colo, Sept. is. 4,

Pitkin, Colo-, Sept. 1S, ~.
Special Correspondence
Owing to the slump in tungsten,
molybdenum and graphite shipments
in this district since last spring, acti-
witty is again on the alert in other
metal mining.
The Gold Cup mine, which has been
q shipper of ore since 1879, is again
on the active list. The big tunnel
workings are about in position to ex-
tract ore ready for shipment over the
new road from mine to Quartz station
for transportation. In all probability
work on the mine will be continued
for several months to come, II not all
winter
Surveyor. whitehorn has just COM
pleted a final survey Of the Morning
Glory group Of eleven claims for pat
ent. 1t is estimated that the total
expense Of each claim will exceed in
cost for patent $3.50. Quite an item.
The ElCaptain. gold and silver
mine, has resumed shipments to
Quartz station.
The Bon Ton mine and mill opera
tors have over thirty men in their en-
ploy and are regularly shipping con-
crates to the Salida smeltcr.
ONtr III tIG oiu DoNcTuAu ScCtiou
quite a number of promising claims
are at present being worked and in
several instances ore is being ex-
tracted.
The recent new strike Of n 4-foot
vein Of molly ore proves to be of high
grade quality, said to be better than
three per cent.
B. +. Woodruff, Of the Ethiopian
graphite mine, is expected to return
shortly and again commence shipping
ore, this time to Ford's auto shops at
Detroit, Michigan, to be used in the
construction Of trucks and autos. 1t
may be that other graphite mines in
this section will also become active
in shipping their products.
The Gold Links is again assuming
an active appearance in the shipping
class.
Since the rise in silver value seems
to be permanent at high figure,
several old silver mines in this Sec
tion are being put into condition for
active working next yeay.
It is predicted that the old Quartz
Creek mining district will become a
field Of activity the coming mining
season, second to none in Gunnison
county.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-09-19

The 1913 All Star SPORT Record, con.
tanning the record of every champion
and regular participant in aquatics,
abilities, auto racing, aeroplane flights,
association football, baseball bicycle
basket ball. bowling, golf, hockey, ice
skating, pacing, pedestrian, racing,
rowing, shooting, swimming, tennis,
trotting, wrestling, and regular foot
ball contests, from their beginning up
to the very present period will be
mailed to any address upon receipt Of
25 cents. The All Star Sport Records
have been compiled by experts, like AL
Sphinx, dean Of football writers Tom
Foley, nestor of billiard room keepers;
7. w. Cahill, famous association foot
ball expert; w. v. Thompson, the
highest bowling authority; Tommy
White, ex-champion lightweight and
veteran boxing expert; Dan OLeary,
world famous pedestrian, and others
prominent in the world Of sport. The
book contains 400 pages and is full Of
the brim with information of value in
the sporting world. Address all COM
munications to All Star Sport Record,
l27, N. Dearborn St., Chicago, Ill.
An advertisement placed in the
News-C Champion reaches the maximum
number Of readers.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-09-19
TOO HOT On TEXAS BORDER
San Antonio. Texas.

Sept. 9th, 1919.
Mrs. Jennie n. johnson,
Gunnison, Colorado.
Dear Mothers
Your welcome letter Of August 14th
received some time ago. I nave been
buster than I ever have been before
have been to the Rio Grande several
times and have had several narrow es-
capes with aeroplanes.
This is the hottest country ! have
ever been in since was in the Philip
pines, and the mosquitoes are some
thing fierce. I lost fifteen pounds
within two weeks. What ! have
seen Of the country 80 far, ! do not
care much for and hope do not
have to stay here long. / understand
that ! and other regulars will be able
to get furloughed to the Reserves by
September Both, or as soon as the
president officially declares peace,
after the Senate ratifes the Peace
Treaty. But, now that Pershing is
back. all the regulars expect more de-
finite action.
The 1O4th will go to Nogales, Ariz-
ona about October 1st. There are
over 1000 men at this place now and
more coming, as well as hundreds Of
aeroplanes. We are pretty busy every
day except Saturday afternoons and
Sundays assembling and testing out
airplanes, which are sent to different
places along the border.
The Soldiers Country Club is ut San
Antonio, . small village which mon
tains the round-house and repair
shops for the International and Great
Western railway. There il . trolley
line to San Antonio. Car fare 10 10
cents, or IN auto bus will take one for
Is cents. It is about seven miles "a
the city. There il more flying at this
field than at any other in the stste.
Oyer one-half Of the 10lth are re
cruits, 20 that besies the daily routine
we must drill from six to seven-thirty
lp. m. except Saturdays and Sundays,
and the overseas men have to do the
instructiEg, which they do not relish
in this hot climate. At present Il ID
difficult to get any number Of men in
the army to carry on the regular mill
tary work, 30 they are trying to keep
what they have as long rs they can
SERGT. WALTER r. WILSON,
104th Aero, Squadron,
Kelly Field, Texas
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-09-19
NOTICE ron PUBLICATION

Department 81 the lntesiss.
No. 01262<
q. 8. Land Office at Montrose. Colorado.
NOTICE IL hereby given that Jay =
Buchan. Whose post-office address =
saptnero. Colorado did, on the 18th Day
Of September. 1913. fiie in this ofIlSo
Sworn Statement and Application, NJ.
011e34. 70 purchase the NWNNW4,
Section Is, Township 80 N, Range W
n. II r. Meridian. and the timber
thereon. under the provisions OF the aee
Of June 8. 1873 and acts amendetor1i
known ~ the Timber and Stone Law
It such value - might be fxeA by a.
pralsement, and that, pursuant 70 Ou6n
application. the land ana timber tkefs.
and Forty Dollars the timber eo<l1atee
5000 r r. ties board feet at - go
per -. and the land $4o.oos 0n1s 81
applicant viii ofker nna1 De9e& h 80
port RI his applicatior - sy0lu
otafelAent ON the 1Eth day e oeDeGD7
her, 1919. bekoro H a F36AtA, 61Gfk e
Any person = sef aIibsriy' = -
this purchase oe6ofe enfFTs - n1e1nl1
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Gunnison news-champion., 1919-09-19
NOTICE OF REDEMPTION OF SCHOOL
BOND. SCHOOL DISTRICT NO. &.

Notice is hereby given that Building
Bond No. of School District No. 4,
Gunnison County. Colo. for $500. bear
ing date March 1. 1903. will be paid up
on presentation at the office of the
County Treasurer OF said County at
Gunnison. Colo.
After Sept. 20. 1919 this bond will
cease to bear interest.
Dated Aug. 20. 1919.
Mrs. Ida B. Carey,
Treasurer School Dist No. 4.
Last publication Sept. 1s. 1913.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-09-19

NOTICE OF ADJUSTMENT DAY

Estate of Henry F. Lake Deceased.
No. cit.
All persons having claims against
said estate are hereby notified to
present them for adjustment to the
County Court of Gunnison County,
Colorado, on the First day Of Noven-
ber A. D. 1919.
FRANCES N. LAKE,
Administrators.
First publication Sept. 10, 1919.
Last publication October 10, 1919.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-09-19
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Gunnison news-champion., 1919-09-19
HE SEES IT COMING SOON

In company with lot Of other Pc.
pie. our friend Blackwell was inclined
70 sco6 ut The Paonian's alarm over
illicit liquor making. but Tom is grad-
ually changing his tune. Nov -
even goes 20 far as to say that whsn
the government detectives geein to ret
busy the North Fork valley Z in lins
for . stirring up, s'at which time No
fear some Of our citizens with moro
appetite for booze than judgment are
going to have more publicity thrust
upon them than they care for" And
that's no joke.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-09-19

The plan for q League Of Ma
lions II based on . few simple
principles. which are not hard
to unde, stand when lifted out
Of the morass q technical discus
sion and freed from legal and
diplomatic language. As the
one authority best able to pre-
sent these points without par
tisan bias, ex-PresIdent Taft
has been asked to put the
league idea into n few plain
words for the benefit Of millions
Of Americans who desire q bet
ter understanding Of the plan
but find themselves confused by
the debate In the United States
Senate. In response to this ie-
quest he has written the follow
ing article.
Gunnison news-champion., 1919-09-19
NEws-CHAMPIoN ROLL OF
HONOR

The following names Of new
subscribers and those who have
renewed their subscriptions are
on our Honor Roll for the week Of
September 10. 1919.
Geo. w. Smith, Pitkin; Arthur
Kroll, Fl. Collins; N. E. Bates,
Denver; w. F. Green, Lake City;
C. n. Lewis, Maxwell, Neb.; Mrs.
Ida Keelor, Idaho Springs; o. F.
Werner, Ohio City.