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The Alaska daily empire., 1919-12-01
REV. GREENINC MAKES
 AN ELOQUENT PLEA
 FOR THE MERE "BOY"
Taking For His Subject "The Prodi- gal Son." He Hits Out From the Shoulder at His
 Audience

Taking for his subject "The Pro- digal Son." Rev. H. E. Greening in his sermon at the Methodist church last evening made an eloquent plea for the boy" for an honest desire to understand him with all his faults and to make him feel that home re- ally belongs to him as much as to sister" or any other member of the family.
 The minister said that too often the boy was showed in an attic or given the worst room in the house, was warned against getting dirt on the front room carpet and was blamed when anything about the house was smashed or broken, while sister" on the other hand, was treated as queen of the house" He said every boy was a "roughneck" at to smash a few things in play with a chum at home than afterwards to break his parents hearts, from lack of home consideration.
 Rev. Greening drew a vivid picture of the "old home place." the "swim- ming hole" the intimate life be- tween members of the family, how mother" got up early Sunday morn ing to attend church with her child ren, as well as on Monday morning for wash day, and the part fathers slipper" played in the home life . He said he was still old fashioned enough to believe that little more of fathers slipper in the modern home was needed. He said the pres ent turmoil could be traced mostly to the lack of such things in the modern home as prevailed in the old-fash- toned home, where children were taught the lessons of thrift, forbear ance, tolerance, patience and Christ tian love, rather than the selfish desire to simply seeking amusements for the moment.
 Referring to boys again, the min ister said he would rather trust the "roughneck boy" who showed that he had some ''pep" than the soft footed, goody-goody kind, for becom- ing real man and a useful citizen He said every normal boy had some develitry in his makeup, and pleaded for parents and others to try and understand the boy and help him overcome his faults, instead of con demning him in advance. The min ister said that "fGthers" might often refuse to take back the "prodigal,' v but such was never so in case of mothers"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-12-01
BERLIN COAL SHORTAGE

BERLIN. Nov. 28.-Rent payers of Berlin who are unable to obtain heat or. light owing to the shortage of coal will receive a rebate of that proportion of their rent which or
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-12-01
'Ds VISITING THE NC. 4 N CENTRAL PARK
FIFTY DENTISTS
 ARE WANTED BY
 WAR DEPARTMENT

WASHINGTON, Nov. 26.-Fifty dentists are wanted at once by the United States Public Health Service to fill existing vacancies. The Ser. vice and Information Branch of the office of the assistant to the Secre- tary of War has just been advised of these opportunities, which, if pos sible, are to be filled by honorably discharged soldiers and sailors.
 Tn successful applicants for the positions will be commissioned as First Lieutenants and Captains in the United States Public Health Ser vice, and will receive pay at the same rate, plus allowances for com mutation, etc, as do officers of cor responding grades in tho army. A bulletin issued by Major Gen. Will nam c. Haan, in charge of soldier employment, says:
 This Is a rare opportunity for former members of the Dental Corps who are desirous of making govern ment service their profession. They will continue their work under prac- ically the same conditions as sur round army Life. Moreover these DO sitions are open not only to former officers of the army, but to any qual- ified enlisted men"
 Those who are desirous of appoint. ment are notified to make applica- lions immediately to the Surgeon General of the United States Public Health Service, (Attention of the Dental Section, Washington, D. c.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-12-01
OPEN NOSTRiLS! END :. A COLD OR cATARRH How To Get Relief When Head
 and Nose are Stuffed Up.


 Count fifty! Your cold in head or catarrh disappears. Your clogged nostrils will open, the air passages of your head will clear and you can breathe freely. No more snuffling. hawking. mucous discharge, dryness or headache. no struggling for breath at night.
 Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream 9alm from your druggist and apply little of the fragrant antiseptic cream in your nostrils. It penetrates through every air passage of the head, soothing and healing the swollen or inflamed mucous mem brane, giving you instant relief. Head colds and catarrh yield like magic. Don't stay stuffed up and miserable. Relief is sure.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-12-01

Xmas Photos-C,me early and get work in time to send to friends. w. H. Case. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-12-01
WAR HISTORY IS
 REVIEWED BY PRINCE

BERLIN, Nov. 29.-The Taeg- liche Rundschau publishes a letter from the former Crown Prince Fred srick in which he complains of the lack of resolute political leadership during the war, and of the failure of Germany to make pesce with England on the basis of an econo- mic compromise. The battle of the Marne, he deplored as grave fail Ire solely through the then army leaders losing their heads.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-12-01

forts. A Berlin Ministry has ap- pointed a commission to determine the sum which shall be awarded to the rent payers.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-12-01
FINE BOY APPEARS AT THE HOME OF
 THE POSTMASTER

Postmaster z. M. Bradford looked so happy today as to- cause question
 ing with the result that the news was forthcoming of. Q baby boy, 8A pounds, appearing at the home early this morning. Mrs. Bradford is get ting along nicely. A good brand of cigars was handed around by papa
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-12-01

A house lo every family Is the war cry of Mrs. Lloyd George. wife of the Prime Minister. in the hous- ing campaign of heroic dimensions which the government Is conducting. .If we believe in one vote to one man." says Mrs. Lloyd George. it is equally sound policy to advocate one house to one family" The ideal house. says the Premier's wife. s one that involves the maximum of comfort with the minimum of work. The present internal arrangement of English homes she thinks, Is ca pablo of vast improvement both In regard to comfort and convenience
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-12-01
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
 WILL GIVE PRESENTS

The Knights of Columbus are al ranging to give individual Christina packages to the boys of the Signal Corps at Haines, Juneau and Skag way
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-12-01
THIRD SON Is BORN TO L. L. WAROELl,
 WELL NOWN ALASKAN

At Fort Riley, Kansas, hospital a I'm, November IS, born to Captair md Mrs. l.. l.. Wardell, third son Both mother and child are doing nice ly. The Wardclls are well known in he Northwest and Alaska.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-12-01
MAsoNIC N0TICE

will meet in special communication Monday evening. December 1st, at 7:30 o'clock. for conferring the F. c. Degree on two candidates.
 HARRY BROWN, Sec'y.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
HELP WANTED FEMALE
YOU

YOU
If you are in doubt about
just what occupation
you should enter just
consider this fact:
Within the past nine
months over 1000 young
women have been added
to New York City's force
of telephone operators.
And then consider this
fact:
The increased demands
for telephone service in
New York City are such
that between now and
next Spring we shall be
able to provide places in
this worthwhile occu-
patton for 1000 other
young women. WHY
NOT BE ONE OF
THEM?
Apply at
1853 Broadway,
Cor. 9th St.,
Manhattan,
or telephone Madison
Square Official.
The Employment Office
is open from 8 A. NJ. to
6. P. M.
BRANCH OFFICES
BRONX
453 E. fremont Ave-,
IL M. to 9 p. M.
BROOKLYN
81 Willoughby St.,
9 A. M. to 5 P. NJ.
1886 Broadway,
8 A. M. to S P. M.
New York
Telephone Company.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
SURROGATES' NOTICES

IN PURSUANCE or AN ORDER OF
Honorable John P. Cohalan, a Surrogate
OF the County Of New York. NOTICE ts
hereby given to all persons having clains
against Virginia Purdy Bacon. late OF tho
County OF New York, deceased, to present
tho same, with vouchers thereof. to the
subscriber at its principal place OF trans
acting business. at No 22 " .lllam Street
In the Borough OF Manhattan, in the CITY
of New York. State Of New York. on Or
before the 18th day OF December next
Dated. New York. the 29th day OF May
1919.
The FARMERS LOAN AND TRUST
COMPANY. Temporal Administrator.
GELLER. ROLSTON & HORAN Attor.
ksys for Temporary Administrator. ~
lixchangs Place. New York. N Y.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
HELP WANTED FEMALE
CLERKS

The New York. Tele.
phone Company de-
sires to engage a num-
ber of young ladies
from II to % years of
age for permanent po-
sitions in it's Account.
ing Offices.
Experience is not
necessary, as the work
is easily learned and
all new employees are
given thorough in
structions by women
supervisors.
The hours are from
9 to 5, with one hour
for lunch and half day
on Saturdays.
The working condi-
tions and surround
ings are excellent
light, we'll ventilated
offices, sanitary lunch
rooms, comfortable
rest rooms, etc.
The salary of $11
per week for begin
ners is increased at
the end OF the second
month, and increases
are given at frequent
intervals thereafter.
The opportunities
for advancement to
higher paid positions
are unlimited.
Applications for
these positions may
he made either in per-
son or by letter to
Miss M. A. Kerwin,
Room 502: Is Church
Street, New York
City.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
HELP WANTED FEMALE

ARE YOU GOING TO WORK
FOR THE FIRST TIME?
Your first position should
include definite training and
advancement.
THE WESTERN UNION
offers good salary, together
with training for response
BILE positions, to
GIRLS
16 to 18 years.
WESTERN UNION,
"a Walker Street,
Room 1902,
NEAR CANAL AND BROADWAY.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24

IN PURSUANCE OF AN ORDER OF
Honorable John p. Cohalan. d Surrogate
OF the County OF Now York. NOTICE Is
hereby given to all persons having claims
against Elizabeth B. Hoyt, late OF the
County OF New York, deceased, to present
the same with vouchers thereof to tho
subscriber, at his place OF transacting
business. a. the Office OF his attorney e
Dudley Barlow. No: 80 Liberty Street. in
the CITY OF New York. on or before the
seventh day OF February next
Dated. New York. the 2sth day of July
1919 GEORGE HALL HOYT
Executor.
q. DUDLEY BARLOW. Attorney for
Executor 81 Liberty Street. Boroug
OF Manhattan. New York City.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24

THE PEOPLE oF TIRE sTATE oF NEw
WORK -ks the Grace of Cod is-.a ard
lraepf uaeuf
Io thr Attorney General of tHa rfsis Of
.<'N f1th AMI ia fna r..f ~ ..r sI AN
MAJ I'VE. also known ns ANN " N.l.i IRE.
o'r-"sed. II gnt. nh.-e fallns anI l.a..a u
ltsl''iiNe af' An4.fONr ail cannes alitl -ls
dli ~ zoe y, a-ttrf.i'fi.f
a -
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
SURROGATES' NOTICES

IN PURSUANCE OF ~ oRnnR -
Honoraoie JOHN J. cDHAlAN a surro.'
Is hereby given to Az persons favtns
.iains against Helen ". Waas iAto q
the county ~ New York. deceased t. pre-.
=, nj u" same WIKI Nplt iltis thereof 70
the subscribers at their place of ,rans
aetihs business. az ~. once - Louis X.
Porter tatir attorney. a. 40 50 Broad
81 in THO borough or Manhattan. in tns.
Cty OF New York, State OF New Hors.
on OF before The 3oth day Of January. lsss.
Dated New York. the nth day Of JUN
1919
JOHN WALTER WOOD.
CAROLINE II PERRY
HENRY w. GREEN
EsecBtcfA
LOUIS IL. PORTER. Attorney fer Is.
ecutors once and Il. q. Address
Broad Street, Borough OF ManhAttsa. =.
New York City.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
POSITION FOR NEWS

POSITION FOR NEWS
EDITOR AND REPORTER
Excellent opportunity for
keen. alert, newspaper man OF
experience to secure permanent
position as news editor and re-
porter on leading suburban
weekly newspaper. Reasonable
hours. good salary. office cour-
tesies. Reference required.
JAMES E. STILES, Editor.
South Side Observer Company,
Rockville Centre. N. Y.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
Statesmen
STOCK Statesmen

Men to sell securities OF a commercial
discount company commission basis,
now increasing its working capital to two
million dollars, attractive deal 10 invest
ors. company we'll established and making
money, prominent persons Interested prof
itabie incoine assured Cali SYite $50. 2S9
Broadway.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
LEGAL. NnTitks

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New-York tribune., 1919-11-24

WE paying members OF our district
sales force from $500 to $1,000 per week:
II you are capable of securing and handling
Il sales organization to advantage come in
and have a personal talk with U.S. Only
men who arc willing to leave New York
need apply. Eastman Rubber Works, 21S
West 10th Il
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
LEG A. NOTICE

~ rur rls1HirT roIrT or Tuf
UNITED eT ATE+ fph THE if.lfn -
Gr NrW IlsNHf.f 1hh ieHi' ~ -
TRUST CpNFA-Y. sa Trua'rs. fltinfif ~
against TIE JDuANN it'ti '.li
and COLUMBIA TniHr 'pMiA
f.ndanis ~ EQUITY Nn iits t'ilt #
or SALE
NOTICE - ffEnrnY GIVES 'hsi r"r
auant a. nnsi deere" in fRfnf "'
Land Tnle A. TRUST fnfurhnts niH 'f'ft'i
snnlo and entered In tNr ips' fiIt i.""ff Hf
the limited States for the tisifit' Nf 's'.N
Jnrsoy On tntfnihsf -. iflf. in n ''f q 'H
cnusr pending ln sHIa tuufi Ir Nfi
Land Title x Trust fofirhnh it riHiH' "
Hnd 1he Johann iieN Conn fiHnf Nffi 'i.
hia TRUST Company are deter. limits lfif
" ARD 90 ENitaE. fho uudefHiKnrl t
Master rffrfrrl 10 in snid frai iF0tnft " II
offer Tor anlr ~ public auffiHn go fH" tftr
esi hlhter - tne trout 1Nul at 'Hf iiH
building upon fh" pfop"ff5 80 hH sN'H n
pns,frber sf ialp az lH .Iath 'n ffe
forenoon iHe ytnp'fif H HHIi int. i
described and therein directed fe Dos -"ld
A hrinf ica.fItilun af fln uIapeItF fH t.
svid ~ nald sale lee s- t.lIrHH
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
Classified Advertising Columns
SITUATIONS WANTED FEMALE

OK.-Accomnodate by day or wcet
very neat. tho roughly experienced high
iy recommended. city, 81 30. Mason >
Agency. l3l West t2d at.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24

rOtSEl EErER Refined, SWISS. middle
aged woman. clean. neat. Wishes position
widower or bachelor II. BOX 270. Tribune
Office.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24

COOK .--frotostant, young. very capable.
ycarr last place, apartment pro-
fcrred $40 Nil" Shoas Agency. T. tist
at Murray Ein 6i1t.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24

WILKINSON. ALICE STRONG. TX PUR-
suance of an order of Honorable John p
Cohalan. a Surrogate Of the County OF Sew
York, notice IL hereby given to all per
sons having claims against Alice Strong
Wilkinson. late OF the County of New York.
ers thereof to the subscriber, at his place
of transacting business, No A Wall Street
In the Borough Of Aianhatuan CITY OF New
York. on or before the 26th day OF April
next.
Dated. New York. the 10th day OF Oc,o-
Der. 1919.
FREDERIC De PEYsTER FOSTER.
WILLIAM A ALCOCK, Attorney Tor
Executor. A Wall Street. Borough Of
Manhattan. city of New York.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24


land aud promises. WIN inr h"li1 Pa. ''i
impfov"nlr Thereon tfHrtrt s'fNfi
ing and hsinr i' th' state 90 Ft"
ln the County ~ tsTrs ard State Nf
lerfry. more rafiifulafif JHs'f INeI tH fai
lows
nEGINNING IN tho woaietiy s0ie af
Boyd Nfirni ft point 'hNft lN H'a. tff
sevcniy ssv.n ana fsrnff nea hundred Hs
feet unrthsfiy from thr uHftiftiy fHt
Wav.rly iIArr. ffnfl tiftrHf farfIfs
uoftlefts niYnr eeld atae WI Boyd Nif"st
hundred ami forty two aud ihifft fhrr~
ono hundr'dths fr'i 80 the essf'tIf f'ir ~
john Avenue iNenrf ufh'fh nfHnF f'fl
si'io az iflir NFrupc un" hundred Hha 'N.
Thence cn.terf two hunIfea sixty cir anA
sevenfy four huu1frdfhs frHi 20 fhr N|NI
Of beR4nninr. h.Ine tho HafH0 pfNfHIftf
hcretofof" conveyed hs lDs'ii tist'f eii
Iona hia v4fe 70 Inhpnn ffnn Wa
Virginia corporation. b. hr'd 1H'Hd Alfi
8. ltFN. and sntNeHp fnti1 DNnfHFHf h.
Rasara klrkpatrlrh. as -rr0IHi N sfeI.
onto h. M1Y. as Receiver HrI HH NN|...ttf
Rcroi,er ard Nahnr a ueIst' 80 Aa.H.
i4Iy I'tritsf. pf NAii iuhtnN ii"H N
Nifrinia corporation. ~ fh' iniittnf hf
decd dI,frd fuur lHfH
TOGETHER nifh 'iI ans FnHa.Hf tn"
hplsfH huIAtrss frHfa Hl4a tfs.f.
alruff'nanrfs SO fhe aat.f hI 'oHslrs .i .h
autwlfH appeftAtn Hni fI tiI. f.i IIN.
"fs uow constituting tnH pienf .i IH. t.3
tNHlppue iu che hHl.4iNEf ff.H I'D tIN ri.I
pfN NWf,es ana ali fnr tnu. uf|H HfH
appiianges usDd in sHld huiid HH 1 tNe
rHu..f utiou nf If4 NuHIr. aNH aI tH.
ESTATE. asscta and ports. rHaI and p.f
sonsi. and The ufr"ritf f|tNi
aud trHH- iuark nf e.,ti CON. p4IIt. together
with .ny and .ai prultfif af HHt Hf fhN
quited by said The Johann tion cnnpaHs
f0f us' IA connection WITH iiH hnHHN--. nf
acquired and sdn sub ~rf lH iH' fff
Mortgage of sald Tho johann ffHn t...
rany tu The Land IflD a frn-f ,ulflAny.
as Trustee. dated Jun 49, 1913
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
Setter Dog Wanted

WANTED-A setter dog. six or eight
months old, dark terra Gotta color, nice
retriever and must be in excellent health !;
pay from S14 to $40. +. S. Caro-. 456
West le4th 81.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
Trunks

BIG BARGAINS-New and used wardro be
trunks. sos 9th ave. bet. 30th- LIST sts.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
SITUATIONS WANTED MALE

A GENERAL MANAGER, knowing bust
ress, can develop n product of merit to
a high point of efficiency; he must have
authority to act and requires a salary of
$1,000 year to start. If a dynamic per-
manager write me your proposition. =,
Box 260, Tribune Office.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
Miscellaneous
Rugs

ORIENTALRUGS any any &C. condition. ,t,s =.
tty bought for highest cash. appra lsing a
speciality: call write. Basnajian, 80
West 46th st. 'Phore 510l Bryant.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
PUBLIC NOTICE

ALBERT I. KUPFER is no longer re-
sponsible for the debts incurred by the
New York Surgical Supply CO.. doing busi
at 1859 Madison av. New York city
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
suKROGATEs' NOTICES

sTtRGES. ARTHUR rEMBEHrON IN
pursuance of an order of Honorable
John T. Cohalau. Surrogate uf the
County OF Now York. NOTICE is hereby
giVrn to ~ persons naving claims against
Arthur - barton ~ urges, into Of the
County OF N"~ Npfk. deceased. to present
the Same with vouchefs thereof to the
suhsrr ibers. AT th"lr place of transncsing
business, at tho Office of tho Guaranty
Trust Company OF New YORK. at 80 40
broadway. in the Noronrh of Manhattan.
In the CitV OF New York. State OF Now
york. on of before ths 10th dag OF Feb
ruary. 1920. next.
Dated. New York tho aOth day OF lac
1gIo
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
FURNISHED APARTMENTS TO LET

FURNISHED APARTMENT WANIED TO
sublet. furnished, for January; PsOruaty; htnnton
Souare district preferred. "A. Box 2oo'
Tribune Office.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
LOST. FOUND AND REWARDS
BOARD WANTED

PETIRrD business man. willing to pay lib
orally for home comforts desires one larss
or two small connecting rooms oasn ;,n ano
CITY or suburbs; good opportunity for fanny
with extra room. to increase net income. "
w s. p 0 tiox SIT, New YORK Sky.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24

CHAMBERMA1D and pantry girls st.
Lukes Hospital. 113th st. and An1ster-
dam
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
Diamonds

DIAMONDS AND JEWELRY BOUGHT
FOR CASH. estates appraised. purchased.
BENNETT. l75 Broadway, upstairs.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24
BUSINESS CARDS
Carpet Cleaning
Diamonds and Pawn Tickets

PAWN T1CKETs-DlAMQN BOUGHT
SPOT CASH NO WAITING.
JOS. ROSE & SON. DIAMOND CUTTERs.
80 Maiden Lane. 9th Floor Phone 212 John.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24

Clark of fhe Snfr,eate'- rrfit'.
eco. v GRANGER Attorney f"f feHi-
TONER 10 Nassau street. >eN Naft . ~.
New-York tribune., 1919-11-24

RUTH ROBINSON DONNELL,
SAkAH ID. ROBINSON,
EXecutrices.
OLNEY & COMSTOCK, Attorneys for Ex-
ecutrices, Office and Postotitce Address 6s
William Street, Borough of Manhattan.
New York City.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-27
What Makes One niaf

According to a Roumapian scientist
old age is due solely to decrease r.
the amount o, water in the human sys
tfFn
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-27
II You Need a Medicine
You Should Have the Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
it is that so many products that are ex-
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is PLAINTIFF article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to medjet =.
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says "Take for
example DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a
preparation / have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has so large a
sale"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success of DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root is due to the fact,
so many people claim, that it fulfills al
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle of
Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address
DR.. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug stores.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-27

It's dead easy for woman to beat
a man in an argument; all she has to
do is to turn on the briny flow.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-27
Beyond Restraint.

After trying in vain for months to
get q house Brown set out one day
with II find-a-house-or-die look on his
face. He wandered about all day with
out being successful, till at last his
steps led him to the river
"Ahl' he said in utter despair, show
tempting it loOksl" He was almost
inclined to plunge in and end 1t all.
All of sudden he heard a splash
and, looking around, he saw his friend
Green struggling in the water. With
out attempting to save him he rushed
off TO the local house agent.
"Quick!" he gasped. Green has
fallen in the river. Can have his
house?"
Sorry" said the house agent. 'Tve
already let it to the man who pushed
him in."-LondOn Ideas.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-27

W. ". Campbell had his fortune toid
last week by one of the gypsies VINO
have been in this neighhorhood lateiy.
While Ne was getting some gasoline at
the Ralsey garage. preparatory 10
trip TO Albany, he was approached by
one Of the fortune tellers, who askeo
for money. on his refusal 10 come
across" she told him he would nave
bad luck all the rest Of the day, Anu
sure enough. he had gone only snort
distance when the rear axle Of his car
broke l-oregonian.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-27

A law has recently been passed in
Uruguay which places stock companies
operating in that country under the
supervision of the general inspection
on banks and stock companies.
No fewer than half a dozen Of the
prominent London theaters are now
under the active management and con
troll of women.
The surface Of submarine noun
tains is strewn with shells, like the
virgin seashore, showing that It is the
feasting place OF vast shoals of car.
nivorous animals.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-08-27
He Meant Well.

lie is proud Of his ancestry, which
desceudS In an unbroken line from
the Penns who bought the woods from
the Indians. Family is everything
with him.
He was perched on q chair in a
bootblack's stand. and gave warm
greeting to a passing friend.
Bootblack Qately from Greece
You kuowa dat fella?"
ayes, he is an old friend of mine;
have known him for more than twenty
years"
Twenty years! BY gar. you know
him in the old country."-S Fran.
cisco Chronicle.