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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-06
PASSENGER SERVICE

PASSENGER SERVICE
Philadelphia Division Engineers
up at 1901 p. m: Pleam. Seitz, os-
mand, Hall. SmeltzeE.
Engineer for 26.
Firemen up at 1901 p. M: Shaff
ner, Copeland. Aulthouse, McNeal,
Floyd, Cover, A. l.. Floyd, Platt.
Fireman for SIS.
Middle Division - Engineers up al
1901 p. m: Miller, Crum. GrimmeI
keane, Smith, Black. Glaser, Keis-
er krepps, SPOTS, Crane, Schreck
McDougal, Buck, Hollenbaugh, Gra-
ham. Keane, Alexander.
Engineers for 20, P-4s, AZ, 40, COL,
and four extras coming.
Firemen up at 1901 p. M. Gross
Thomas. Wright, Weibloy. Musser
Richards, Ramsey, Huggins, Naylor
Fritz. Look, Huss, Herr.
Firemen for P-21, and four extras
coming.
THE READING CREWS
The 81 crew first to go after 1910
p M: 4. s, 6s, 55, 70, 62, 81, SO, s, IS.
6, Sc. 50. IL, 1. 72. IS. II, II. a.
Engineers for Sc, 72. 8.
Firemen for 55. 62, 81. SO, /. 4, 8, IL.
Conductors for 55, ss. 7s, 1.
Flagmen for SO. Sc. 7s.
Brakemen for 90, 5S. 81. Sc. 81 IS,
So, II, 73, l. 4. 5, 8. s, IL. Is, 21.
Engineers up: Booser. Dearborn
Wynn, Hoffman, Billy, Barnhart
Gruver, Zimmerman. Neidhammer.
Firemen up: Morrison, Dearborn
Grimes. Kitner. Royston. Yeagy
kochenour, Keller. DeGray. Orndorff
Vogelsong.
Conductors up: Patton, Baxter
Daub. Seiders. Basehore, Beaver
Shope, Lowers. Shower. Philanbaum
Orris.
Flagmen up: Hill. Staht, waue
Hoch. Hoover. o. Wiler. Cart. Nc
Laughlin. Peters.
Brakemen up: Epler, Wolfe, Lyter
Smith, Henderson, Cullison. Reilby
eprClipper. White, Strahley.
Use McNell's Cold Tablets. = Adv.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-06
HARRISBURG YARD CREWS

HAHFISHUHG YARD CREWS
Engineer for &C.
Fireman for 12C.
Engineers up: Cless. Ewing. Star
ner.
Firemen up: Houdeshel. Gardner,
Ripley, Speese, Nell, Dill. Kline
young, Lower, Bartless.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-06

Sizes Z to ~ years.
Newest models, splen-
did cheviots and cas-
sim eres.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-06

HARRISBURG SIDE
Philadelphia Division - The 103
crew first to go after l p. m: 119,
LOG, 109, 122. 126, 125. 124, 10, 121
12O. us, 101. 127, 112. los. 1o4, 12S,
LII 1n7
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-06

Nick's VapoRub by the quickest
route, regardless of expense.
A TREMENDOUS JOB TO IN
CREASE OUR PRODUCTION
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12

lessness like that. understand me.
the whole cabinet IS ruined How
ever MaWruss, you could take II from
me thar a couple Of experienced cab
met formers like this here ErZberger
and Won Brockdorff-R antzau. didn't
fall down on their Job. and bet yer
that every member Of the new cab
met IS keeping up The best traditions
OF the good old German spirit. which
is to Be able TO look the whole world
straight in the eve and lie like the
devil. understand.
Then you think this cabinet
wouldn't act 70 different TO the other
cabinets" Morris said.
Giving Them An Inch.
Not II the allies don't act differ
enI." Abe said, land where the allies
made their first big mistake was the
opening seEsion at Versailles when
the usher OF the janitor or whoever
had charge Of such things didn't take
Won BrockEcrff- Rantzau by the hack
Of his reck and yank him to his feet
after he started to talk without ris-
ing from his chair. because the Ger
mans is te17 quick TO take a tip that
over once. they think they could put
over again and since that time, all
arguments me Germans has made
about the peace tre1ty have been so
TO speak delivered by the German
people and the German cabinet not
only seated. understand, but also
with the feet cooked upon the desk
tho hat on and in the corner Of the
mouth. a typical German cigar which
Is made up OF equal parts hay and
scrap rubber blended with the Vos-l
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12

minded as the Characters they 81 SUP
posed to interpret And I Tor one
never want to play the game for
more than the three TO six hours day
that am on the stage"
Conan Brings Ont n Real Comedian
Il is a dull season on Broadway
that brings no new dramatic star 10
light, but a bright season that pro
duces a new comedian Year after
year the comedy roles in plays, par
taken by the same men who have
been appearing IN them for i've ten.
even &c years. OF q half dozen favor
tie american comedians - Raymond
Hitchcock. De Wolf Hopper Sosepn
CzEthorne. Richard earle. Lew Fields.
Sam. Observation-Disclosures career as
star is the sortest and it IS now some
Is seasons since he arrived on
Broadway in The Yankee Conul-
4 few weeks ago when George r.
Conan presented MS Conanlzsd o .-si,.
comfque a novelty named Tie
Royal Vagabond,T 10 Broadway Play
goers, a new comedian took the first
night audience By storm and the crit
les by surprise. From beginning 70
end OF the new musical play this man
stood out as the brightest parsieuitr
discovery OF a very brightly Conan
lied cast Yet IN the entire audience
not more han half a dozen persons
could answer the question. VINO IS
Robinson New bold
lEr. Cohan imself was not include
among these favored few To him
Neubold was a find" q new come
dian. a novelty for Broadway. but =
70 details why not ask NeWooi1
himseIf7'' suggested his sponsor
The new comedian told his life story
simply Yes. he was stranger 70
Broad -ray--nat Is. IN comedy parts
he was an American-British born.
BIZ. Baltimore bred-and he began MS
career. after college. as church
singer. Then he tried the drama 81
SUPPORT Of Viola Allen. then light
opera. musical stock vaudeville, ana
Following New York comedians II
road engagements. Fifteen years q
this brought him no nearer TO Broad
wav than Columbus Circle, where ne
was peacefully playing with the Sc
c5s4v ~ american singers in their sea
son Of light opera revivals, when ne
was seen by George II Cchan As 70
10 IN The 1fikzdo-" The next caE
ha vras encared By Cohan & Harris
for saThe Royal Tagabond-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12
Same AS IN the Fast
Isl MONTAGUE Gas.

lent bankrupts. and on fraudulent
bsnkrupts. nobody should have no
mercy at all"
put don't you think It might be
just as well to give the Germans 4
few DAYS grace and see how this here
new Cd blnet goes to work." Norris
suggested
Forming the German Cabinet.
''Ycu don't have to know how Il
works. Mawruss." Abe replied "All
you have to do is TO know how it was
formed and you can guess how Il
would work. which 1 bet yer that
Erzberger got together with Won
Rrockdorff- Rantzau and they combed
over the list Of candidates to get just
the right kind of people for German
cabinet. because the ordinary tests
which they use in England. France or
America MaWruss, don't apply TO
Germany. You've got to be awfll
careful in forming a German cabinet,
Mawruss. otherwise you are liable to
have slipped in on you Just one de-
cent, respectable man with an idea Of
1 eeping his word and 'loing the right
thing, Mawruss, and by a little care
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12
Also Sinking Wanh by the Germans Shows How Much
Reliance Can be Placed in the Word of German
As the Past.

sicher Zeitung and beet tops and
smells accordingly"
well. it Is one OF the good quail
ties Of the American people that be-
fore they get good and sore as they
have a right to do. Abe, they VIII put
Up with a whole lot Of bad manners
from people that they deal with"
Norris said Take for instance these
here foreign-born Reds which they
held a meeting in Madison Square
Garden the other evening. and If they
said IN any other country about the
government what they said in Madi-
son Square Garden. understand. the
owner OF Madison Square Garden
would Of Docketed thousands Of dol
lars for the moving picture rights OF
the bayoneting alone. But we don't
do business that way. There amt no
satisfaction in bayoneting a lot of
people FOR being fresh and not know
ing how to behave. Filming them and
putting them in prison is also no re-
Her to our feeling neither.
How to Treat Them
What We really itch 10 do. Abe IS
to act the way man would act II ne
gives somebody food and shelter in
his home, and as. soon as such
schnorrer feels refreshed by what he
has eaten and the good bed he has
slept in. he turns on his host. and az
Ter insulting the members Of the
household. tries to wreck the furri-
ture ana set the house on fire. Such
4 feller. you would first kick as many
times as you had the strength; you
would then duck him In the nearest
body Of water. provided Il was muddy
enough, and after he had come Up for
the third time. you would fish him
out ana ride him on a rail TO the town
limits and there YOU would advise
him never to show his face around
them parts again.
But as I understand this here Red
meeting, Mawruss." Abe said. st was
som ething more as not knowing how
to behave Practically every speaker
told the audience that they should
rise up against the government
Sure I know. Abe" Morris agreed.
but the audience was composed of
people who had already made Up their
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12

and expense OF blowing them upT'
Norris asked.
German idea of Honor.
7 don't know it" Abe admitted,
hut even today yet, Mawruss. them
allied diplomatists is acting like the
thought deep down in their hearts
thai there was a little honor.-a lit
tie truth left in them Germans some
where, Nawruss, so the chance is
hat when that armistice was signed,
the allies thought that at least the
Germans was going TO stand by a
signed agreement However. il seems
70 me. MaWruss, that there should
ought TO be an end 10 this here Bet
ter-Luck- Next-Ti attitude towards
the Germans idea Of honor on the
Part Of the allies
well. what are You going to do
with such people, Abe2" Morris asked
To me, its a business proposition.
Mavruss." Abe said, @and the way /
feel about this here peace treaty is
that It IS nothing but composition
notes, signed by the Germans with
out endorsement by anybody. Now
you know as vel as I DO. Mawruss,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12
Aduiee To The LO0eLom

By BEATRICE FAIRFAE.

Dear Miss Fairfax:
A young man OF twenty-four.
who is a good friend OF mine. has
just returned from Francs and
viii not work, also he drinks a
good deal He had 8 good POSI-
ton before he left and worked
hard His people are continually
lecturing him. which think Is a
mistake He IS a fine fellow and
thinks a good deal OF ne Do you
think I could help in any Tay7
Thanking you--J- c. P
Doubtless the young nan has not
recovered from the shock OF his ex-
1eriences IN France. and 7 agree with
you that patience and tolerance would
be a better policy on the part o. his
family than continual -lecturing-
" by not Try 70 awaken IN him some
- his old ambiticu1
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12

cup buIgin'. tn tiniest oil hole filled
{ overflowin'. tn tires as tight as a
ring O bologna. tn radiator leakin'
sparklin' water. an tn reservoir filled
with high test gasoline, is useless as
It stands parked IN front O. tn court
house TIL spark plugs are ready fer
business. tn brakes are in order. ever
nut an bolt are in place. Tn mighty.
civilizin' invention lacks only anima-
determination meanin' life an en-
ergy. It needs startin'i Any mani
mate object. a churn by way o Illus
tration, may be given life by tn magic
touch O. tn human hand A canoe
tied Z a post Is worthless as 1t rocks
with tn motion o tn water an don't
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12
Tween You
An Ne
By ANN BLEsENER


GONE folks shake an angry fist and
- say they never VIII hang German
toys on their Christmas trees. or wear
goods dyed with German dyes, or eat
sauerkraut That's the way they feel
about it And when you think OF
Persian blue and Canary yellow and
Rhode Island red and Paris green and
Hungarian purple, Egyptian cream
and Turkey red and Irish green and
one thing or another. we agree they
have enough national. or internation-
al, choice 10 leave Germany out
The best advertisement for recruit
ing service is 70 walk through the
park on a hot afternoon and ees the
recruiting officers and clerks lying
On the grass or in the nice cool tents
pitched on the grass reading and rest
ing while the busy. less patriotic
world hurries by in the scorching sun.
II seems 10 those, who are casual OBJ
servers. owing to sex and other
things, that the call of The nice cool
shade and the fresh green lawn, and
te Tapping tents. and the flags at
tached to the trees, and the reclining
recruiters must be a close second to
the cali OF the eolors.
=
Speaking Of resting and reclining.
Pave you ever noticed when anyone
returas from a vacation that ne in
N1riahly had q perfectly grand time .
II he has been on a fishing party and
the fish didn't bite nearly as we'll
as the mosquitoes, he shows the spirit
Of sportsmanship and says he had a
grand time II he has been TO the
beach and night finds him sunhurned
and restless with the salty, spicy air
mingled with the perfume OF mentho-
latum, he has had a good time There
may be a burning. smartinC sensation
about the parts the oneDiece bathing
suit didn't meet. but he had a per-
fectly grand time. Scientists would
say that was the theory OF mind over
matter.
And By the way. that theory Of
mind over matter is Hpretty good one.
It means simply II you can't have
what you want. then want what you
have Sometimes it means II you
want a thing badly enough YOU Will
get it. II you try for something long
enough you won't need TO try any
mora Look straight ahead and you
can't see what is back OF you. It's
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12

git anywhere All It requires L be
useful Is tn strong, willin' hands O.
man. Then It becomes an object full
o life an enthusiasm. Tn world IS
full O. grand things that only need
startin [ be useful Human bein's
lapse int iuanimacey-ina
need startin'- Tn world IS full O. ca
pable people who only need pushin'
an kickin' [ become prominent an
useful Opportunities come Z all
epoch maxim moments in our lives
when We either remain motionless or
rush Z success an affiuence. Peonle
who complain that they've never had
a chance have been asleep when Their
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12

II d bankrupt owes you money and he
has got some assets. you amt going
to take composition notes for the en-
tire amount OF the debts and let the
bankrupt keep the remains of his as
sets, because composition notes with
out endorsements uUn't deceive no.
bocy. .Mawruss- II get from bank
Iupt unendorsed composition notes.
SIMPLY put them away in my safe
and forget them. which II q bankrupt
ever paid his unendorsed com position
notes. he would be adding murder to
his other crimes on account the hold
ers Of such composition notes would
drop dead from astonishment"
The death rate from such cause
among business men amt high, Abe,
Norris commented
Allied Army the Endorsement.
IL I was an accident insurance
company's zctuary. I would take a
chance and leave such 4 cause Of
death out Of my calculations" Abe
agreed It never happens and so
therefore. MaWruss, II Germany lives
up to the terms OF the peace treaty it
would only be because the German
dorsement OF large allied army OF
occupation. and therefore II we've got
70 do II first as last, why monkey
around with a new German cabinet
Why not close uD the peace confer
ence, sine die, tell Germany her COM
position amt acceptable, y'under-
stand. and proceed to make a levy
ans sale with the combined armies OF
the allies as deputy sheriffs, Nav
russ. because not only are the Ger
mans bankrupts. but they are fraudu-l
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12

opportunity brushed by Nations mus
strike at tn right time or die Q de-
cay. Cities must be alert an graSp
'ther opportunities [ pull 'emselves
out O. tn mire an shove ahead. an
human bein's must be on n Job ar
embrace Their opportunities an head
ont on IN pike ( greater things Ny
friends. ] might so on ad infiniturn
all afternoon. but tn point want %
make is. cit somewhere nbeyond
where you are" fer nothin' comes Z
him who sticks around but his mail
an ole axe. an spealSin' o. mail. real
opportunities rarely show Up in cir
cular f0rm.-tCopyrigh National
Newspaper service-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12

IF we'd all set down. ther'd be no
l progress. T be progress Their must
be locomotion. Without locomotion
we're motionless. an motionless
we're useless. We must put one foot
before tn other. then. step by step. git
somewhere. But Tiers fundamental
laws an rules. an injunctions that
must be follered with tn game spirit
an patience we exercise in follerin'
tn directions on our patent medicine
bottles TIL wonderful automobile.
an do not think exaggerate when
say wonderful, with tn last grease
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12

very simple. Wonder II that would
work as well IN practice as IN theory.
Wonder il that would work out IN
present day honest endeavors- Just
between you and ne it is too much
like kidding yourself
The vernacular OF tomorrow will be
entirely different from that OF TO-DAY.
hundred years from now people will
read without a flicker OF intelligence
OF vets" and "drys" and 'full1 and
moonshine" and bootleg" and the
good people Of 2o1s win be justified
IN wondering what manner OF people
We were School children won't be
confused any more between specified
maps marked wet and dry" and
rainfall maps The coming genera
ton viii be spared = great deal
maybe
Speaking Of history. don't You re-
member when you used to study a
red covered ancient history full OF
terrible pictures Of Rameses II and
Confucius and Nero and Napoleon
You found after every epoch in his
try ard after every war there was a
nicians and the Romans built roads
and castles and stone walls that stand
today the crumb led proof OF their
prosperity. Just between you and
me it seems that history viii have
another chance TO repeat itself. Seven
or eight hundred years from now.
children viii be studying from the
PAGES OF red covered histories the
tales Of the world war OF 1914-1s1S
and then they will turn to the golden
age" which followed the war and
read Of the axe OF prosperity. when
the world sat back and ererted monu-
ments to fallen heroes. which stand
fseven hundred years from now) the
proof Of our prosperity They VIII
read Of the increase Of imports and
exports and the fluctuation Of prices
and The spirit 0f unrest and the high
prices And then in time they wiz
come 70 the passing OF the golden
aEe~-they always do in red backed.
ancient histories-and II history IS
true IN rene7ting itself. the COMING
make very little Impression on the
youthful minds Of the students.
You hear lot about doing things
half WaI Maybe that's wat started
the talk about the better half and
the other half and what not They
may be right. al right. hut that's
the Idea that Feeus socialists nour-
ished- They ride home IN a crowded
street car and see "the other half'
stepping on the throttle Of a high
car while they are EteuninE
on each others feet It's hard to
stand filings ike that. 81 TO get even
with themselves and the men who
stepped on their feet thew EulD and
saw mean things about "fhe otha-
half" They're Jealous. that's All,
That's the root OF che whole thing
with the 'hetter half too. when he
OF she Us the half r,av BEL IS Jealous
they can't even see things half way.
Some day the tInse win come to
every man when the most ne can do
Is be patient Dreadful things may
be at stake. II may be a matter OF
life and death. 1t may be finances
You may be waiting for dividends to
help along your threadbare existence.
Il may be a tragedy-it might be any
thing No matter how anxious you
are, the only thing for You to do is
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12
Champion Laugh Maker of
the Stage Tells Of Her !.
Worst Adversely.

NEW YORK. July 12--~Havs you
Never known a real adversity7' IN
quired a reporter the other day OF
Miss Georgia O'Ramey.
Miss O'Ramey Is one of the cham
pion laugh makers Of the American
stage. Just now she IS playing the
leading comedy role IN The Velvet
Lady" the current Klaw & Erlanger
musical comedy success at the New
Amsterdam theater. To see her on
the stage one would never think that
Old Man Gloom or any Of his brothers
could ever find a resting place IN the
same block with her.
"Adversity." said Miss O'Ramey-
Say. that used to be my middle name.
Why. do you know, once had
only three pennies between me and
starvation And 1t was Christmas day.
too Think OF that Out OF 4 job. my
room rent unpaid no breakfast and 3
cents in the bankron on q Christmas
morning.
Three Straight Failures.
ct happened several years ago.
when ] was a good bit newer on the
stage than 7 am now and my voice
hadn't made my fortune yet I'd been
three straight failures and the last
one had left me stranded in a town
over in Jersey, where the cranberry
sauce comes FROM Ny trunk was all
packed. for I knew the hotel man
would be up IN minute TO tell me he
wanted the room, but he'd take care
OF the trunk for me- was Just wait
ing for him and. as waited. counted
those three pennies They were bright.
new Lincoln pennies and I wished
they were gold. and thought OF the
fine Christmas dinner could get II
they were Was / downhearted2
Well. rather
Then I heard a footstep outside the
door. knew he had come-the hotel
man. And all at once it seemed as II
I must burst out into something
tears or laughter. I chose laughter.
blaughed till the tears came. too.
The footsteps outside the door
and then / heard them going
down the hall again-going in Z
hurry. too learned afterward that
I'd scared him. He thought I'd gone
crazy
good. After 1t ! could think more
clearly and remembered that an old
friend Of mine lived in Jersey City 1
didn't know how far 1t was. but was
strong and I was awfully hungry II
could get 10 my friends. I knew I
could at least get something TO eat
SO I started.
She Gets n Job.
I stopped at the hotel desk TO ir-
quire my way and the clerk, who still
looked a bit scared. said some one was
trying 10 get me on the phone from
New York It was a theatrical agency
and they had a job for me. but must
report at once I said I'd be there.
didn't know how I'd do il but that
didn't matter Wei. that Jersey hotel
man had a heart. He consented. after
much persuasion. to let me have IS on
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-12

be patient. The climax won't be hur-
ried q bit. It must have Its own
time. That's the ray you should
feel about waiting for a street car.
II takes its own times. Don't hurry
tit won't get ahead OF schedule