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Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1919-05-30
ON THAT EXPERIENCE
A NEW HUDSON WAS BUILT

Only within the Hudson organization such devel
opmen possible Our engineers for the part the
personnel responsible for all previous Hudson have had
unequaled opportunities Every built in those years
became guide to future advancement Every endurance
test revealed new ways to Improvement Every model
suggested simpler, beautiful The experience
of every owner influence toward pefection.
Such a is the Hudson Super-Six.
1t is the fu6llment of the promise of those $4,000
in service
THE PRICE IS $1s75
If this Hudson not attractive in itself the
price would command first promise in this
But value first and price second Hudson policy
less emphasis placed upon price than might be expected
We have reservations to offer for Hudson value
We confident of its attainment Its worth is undsput
ed We offer the perfection of the earlier SuperSx
and its price fixed upon basis of large quantity produc
tion-not upon what rival may sell for
We know you will want to the Hudson
Super-Six
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26
Most Needed.

People are often very much disap-
pointed to find that their family ply
stefan is away from home when they
most need his services. Diseases like
pain in the stomach and bowels. collie
and diarrhoea require prompt treat
ment, and have in many instances
proven fatal before medicine could be
procured or = physician summoned.
The right way is to keep at hand =
bottle Of Chamberlain's Collie and Di-
arrhoea Remedy. No physician can
prescribe . better medicine for these
diseases. By having it in the house
you escape much suffering and all
risk Buy It now; 1t may save life.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26
Bids for Printing.

Notice is hereby given that bids for
the city printing for the next two
years viii be received up to July BY
the city clerk at his office. The right
to reject any or all bids is reserved.
d. NJ. STOKESBERY, Clerk.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

When a shoe becomes SCARED or
q piece is scufred up from walking on
rough ground, apply fresh mucllage
and press down firmly with finger.
After polishing you can't discover the
rent.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

A MAN was one day looking over a
bunch of beautifully colored stock
certificates which he had accumulated
during the fleeing years. "How much
are they worth? 2" he was asked. "Well,
there is one certificate that may be
worth something sometime. The others
are not worth . whoop." Don't you
regret your fool investments 7" asked
The sympathizing friend. "No can't
say that | really do. You see by rea-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26
Lame Back Relieved

For lame back apply Chamber.
lain's Liniment twice day and mes
sage the muscles of the back over the
seat OF pain thoroughly at each appli-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

For earache. toothache, pains, burns
scaids, sore throat, try DR.. Thomas
Eclectic Oil, n splendid remedy for
emergencies.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

WE take it that there is trouble ii,
Maine. Ginger ale has been
barred. Evidently the man who put
the gin in ginger ale has been discov-
cred. II is the opinion of those who
have qualified themselves to speak
authoritatively that Jamaica ginger
carries the finest wallop in the cate
COSY Of lubricants. A sick jag"
last much longer than one induced by
white mule" II is less likely to be
fatal than one having it's origin in bay
rum.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

WORK is an appetizer and n sopor-
ific. 1t 10 an invigorator and
inspirer. II is an exhilarant without
headache. II is a rainbow Of real
hope and the real pot Of gold CLEANS
at the end. 1t is the cradle Of self
respect, the incubator Of purpose. the
weilspring of nobility. But personally
we are committed to fishing.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

TT takes longer TO produce an expert
telegrapher than it does druggist,
dentist or dozen others listed as
professional men" The correst trans
mission Of message in this day of
hurry and do-i'-now. is of more i'm
portance in the wor / than an aching
tooth. but it is customary to ask a
wire jerker to wotk for the wages of
janitor. Hundreds OF lives have
been lost in railcoad wrecks because
lS-year-old boys have been entrusted
with the telegraph job at some way
station Instead Of hiring an efficient
man who couldn't afford To work for
$50 per month A standard Of eff.
cheney should be eablishei, and men
paid 10 maintain IT, The government.
by Intervention and assumed power
over the telegraph system, has added
another straw to the inefficiency of
public utility which was handicapped
by low wages and the resultant low
standard of service.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26
TALES OF TOWN
Like : Little Bit ., Dawn.

A>AA0 NJ ~ w b
| Like Little Bit o. Dawn.
A little bit O. baby, sleepin' when the
night is gone,
Sort Of makes me fesl like God had
left little bit Of dawn.
Lef. little bit Of h,aven lynn on the
baby bed;
And | watch the little tousles 'tirrin'
on the baby head
As the summer breezcs kiss them, and
| sort of stand and think,
Lookin' at the sweetness Of it lynn
cuddled up and pink
That Of all Gods gIs.s the sweetest
and the dearest ard the best
Is little bit Of baby we kin hold
! ag'in' our breas7
Just little bit O. baby, born of sun
and sky and dew,
Like a door had been left open and
an angel had slipped through
And left just bit of heaven for our
loyin' and our care,
With its hands like rose leaves lynn
and the breezes in it's hair;
And the world must be made better,
be made better right away,
SO the angel that has left it will be
glad to let it stay;
SO that always at the nightfal! when
we snuggle it to rest
We can clasp it tighter to us and feel
we have done our best.
Judd Mortimer Lewis, in the Hous-
ton Post.
Man will want heaven with desk
or something to put his feet on. And
a place to spit.
Nearly every man goes to bed mrs
ing the fervent hope that he will not
talk in his sleep,
II is the universal experience Of
mankind that the fellow who would
"divide his last dollar with you sell
doal has the dollar.
Q 4 4
According to William ]. Bryan the
present congress is drier than it's
decesssor. If that be true it is hoped
that nobody will strike match.
q . Q
Horse meat is said to be up to $1.50
a pound in Omsk. Well. if way
could be found to dispose of the jack
asses in Russia there would be no
need to slaughter the horses.
We express the hope that the farm !
err who is reported by local cores
to have had "a heifer die on
him" has succeeded in extricating him |
self from his uncomfortable, not to
say perilous position.
q 4 q
Generosity and economy are kindred
economy and miserlinesi are
not, because miseriiness is a vice. 1t
IS possible to be generous without be-
ing profigate, and it is possible also
20 be economical without being
iackal.
. q Q
Formerly, when mar die,i, interest
n his career concerned itsels with the
late Of his conversion to RELIC IN ard
he name Of the church denomination
With which he allied himself Now
hey want to know how much life M
he left. |,
When = man marries = first tina
III he needs is the consent of the
1oung woman on whom he has fixed |
ia. affections. II he marries = second !,
ime, he must have the consen. lot 1
MY Of the woman involved but of /
lis children and the neighbors.
Two American negro soldiers were
discussing musical instruments. "Yes'
aid one. "Pse gwine ter git me II
ucalipitis." "A what?" queried the
ther. "A eucaliptis-dat's = musi-
al instrument, fool" go on. niger! !
lou can't fool me-dat's one Of de =
looks Of de Bible"
Ever notice that when = minister /
hymn Of more than three
ersas, he usually says: 1--WE will
ing the first, second and souy,h,
uniting the thirdi" Well, some folks
re like the third stAnxa. often over
ocked, but mighty fine once sou get
cquaintsd with them. ID
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

son of these certificates | have been
a millionaire in my mind several times
| had bully time figuring how
could spend my income, and | didn't
pay blamed cent Of taxes. Then once
burglar broke into my house The
only thing he found was these stock
certificates. / lay in bed and enjoyed
myself hearing him swear. He thought
! was asleep. ! heard him mutter:
"What did the fool want to let
a lot Of cheap grafters rob him and
beat an honest burglar out Of his hard
earnings for?"
mo, didn't get across" There are
thousands Of former soldiers
who must make this answer to the
universal question: Were you in
France" There is = pang in almost
every answer or course no one says
that the failure to get across is due
to the soldier who willingly entered
service. But the pang is there just
the same. There is disappointment in
failure to arrive at an expected goal.
The song "Oyer There" has lost its
with the "Over Here. sol
Hers. Meanwhile the boys who re-
urn from overseas. What do they
say? Here's typical answer from
me who was to one who wasn't: "Weli,
Buddy, you're lucky. You missed a
OF of hell"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

Feel languid, weak, run down ,
leadacne? Stomach "off:p A good
remedy is Burdock Blood Bitters. AL
your druggist. Price SIPS.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26
Dunn. Pnenomenar WRITE.

The elder Dumas, in one phenome.
nal year. actually turned out volumes
at the rate of one week.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26
CURRENT COMMENT.

GENATOR KING is a Democrat and
he comes from Utah, but he has
one of the best suggestions yet offered
in the United States senate. 1t is 20
abolish the Turkish government,
(which has neither right nor reason to
exist" No truer statement WAS ever
offered in fewer words. II has been
the decayed spot in this big apple NE
Nothing good ever came out Ct Tur-
key. Arts, sciences, literature they
have nothing to offer. The lowest
crimes on the calendar, crimes against
women and little girls, the Turk has
not only practiced, undisturbed for
thousand years, but justified by max
ing it u part Of his religion. The fact
that he and his country have been per-
mitted to exist during these centuries
was due to the erookedness OF his
Observation-Disclosures crooked In Eu-
at times, to consummate some Of the
rotten enterprises they didn't have the
nerve TO perpetuate in person. And is
the meantime, America has been "roll-
ed for millions of dollars to help the
poor Armenians. The process of ex-
traction Is still in progress and will
never end until Turkey is abolished.
There would be no Armenian relief
needed were there no Turkey, but for
narly hundred years this country
has been digging up money to help
the Christian A~menians. After they
are fed and cleaned up, the Armenian
young women look better than they
did before to the criminal Turks ard
stand a greater chance Of beirg drag
ged into Turkish harem Turkey
should be so thoroughly abolished that
the school kid, twenty-five years hence
would have to make a special trip to
the library and search the Obsolete"
section to find out what relation the
word had to history and geography.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26
THE American Federation repudiates

TIE NIHeFIVHH FtueFHtIUH TePUuIHttS
the daylight saving law. The
truth is, the people are demanding
that all the fool things put over upon
them in the name Of war--commission
and all--be repealed. And the next
time we have a war, we hope way
will be found to impound the faddists
and the fools who. after all are more
dangerous than the rascals.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

When y man marries q first tim
all he needs is the consent of thu
young woman on whom he has fixes
his. affections. II he marries = second
time, he must have the consen. :.o'
only of the woman involved but OF
his children and the neighbors.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

Ever notice that when = minister
announces hymn Of more than three
verses, he usually says: eve will
sing the first, second and souy,h,
emitting the third" Well. some folks
ara like the third stAnxa, often over
locked, but mighty fine once sou get
acquainted with them.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

Formerly, when man diei, inte'es
in his career concerned Itself with tn
date Of his conversion to reli; IN al,
the name Of the church Denomination
with which he allied himself Nov
they want to know how much life m
surance he left.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

Two American negro soldiers were
discussing musical instruments. "Yes'
said one. "Tse gwine ter git me 8
eucalyptus" "A what?" queried the
other. "a eucaliptis-dat's = must
cal instrument, fool" go on, niger
You can't fool me--dat's one Of Dc
books Of de Bible"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

Generosity and economy are kindred
virtues; economy and miserlinesi are
not, because miseriiness is vice. 1t
is possible to be generous without be-
ing a profligate, and it is possible also
to be economical without being a
jackal.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

"What's the matter with this mules
shoes ?" asked the blacksmith. 81 put
them on the day before yesterday and
they look all right to me-" "Never
mind how they look. You just take
them off an put on others. Me and
Spriggs will stand the expensep
"What has Spriggs to do with it?"
"We've got bet on how many times
you can fool with that mules feet
before you get laid out"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

We express the hope that the farm
err who is reported by local CORES
pondent to have had "a heifer die on
him" has succeeded in extricating him
self from his uncomfortable, not to
say perilous position.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-06-26

With a stormy look on his face the
master of the house waylaid the SER
want in the kitchen, "Look here" he
began, angrily, chow dare you tell my
wife what time came home this
morning, after had told you not to-"
The Irish girl eyed him steadily.
"Sure, an OF didn't" she replied,
calmly. "She asked me phwat tonne
we came in an Oh only tout her that
Oh was too busy gettin' the breakfast
ready to look at the clock"
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1919-08-22

the country needs just now. Many
of these foreigners are among the
thriftiest of our people, but they
lack the knowledge of American
customs that they would leadthem
to properly invest their savings.
The efforts of the Savings Division
of the Treasury department to in
sure wise investment of savings
end governments continued offer
of Thrift Stamps, Saving Stamps
and Treasury Savings Certificates
es an absolutely safe means of
keeping savings are slowly but
surely bringing this class of savers
to realize that their money is of
more benefit to themselves and the
community invested in safe secu-
rites than it is buried in cellars
or stored away in the mattresses.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1919-08-22

"lf the property in Tennessee
which is entirely escaping taxation
and the property which has been
40 grossly undersssessed, had been
assessed on an average with the
small home owners of this State
for the last twenty years, it would
have produced sufficient revenue
to have met the current expensis
of the State government and to
have discharged every dollar of
the State debt and to have liberally y
taken care of the causes of educa-
tion and highway construction in
this State without increasing the
burden one penny on the average
taxpayer. In other words the
present deficit la our State treas
ury and the bonded Indebtedness
of this State, are burdens which
have been left upon our shoulders
simply by reasons of the fact that
certain classes of taxpayers of the
State have not borne their just
portion of the States bardens.
"War may, and does, create Pc
eular obligations on the part of
the citizens toward the Govern
ment, but a mans government is
of equal Importance to him and to
the protection of his life, his lib
erty and his property in time of
peace as in time of war and [ can
not distinguish between deliber-
ate tax dodger who refuses to
help support his government in
time of peace aud a deliberate
Stacker who refuses to perform
his duty toward his Government
in time of war. The slacker has
been rendered odioRs in the
United States. We should now
render the deliberate tax dodger
equally odious in Tennessee.
"Xou are at liberty to publish
this letter and I would appreciate
your doing so.
Yours very truly,
A. V. LoUTHAN,
Chief Statistican''
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1919-08-22
METRIC LITERATURE.

San Francisco, August IL
World Trade Club of San Francis
co has gained world wide notice in
it's campaign for the adoption OF
the metric units of weights and
measures by all nations. They
have Just received from Holland 6
publication which has quoted
large extracts from World Trade
Clubs pamphlet on the metric
system, ENTITLED keep the World
War Won" The publication. in
Dutch language, is issued by the
Konikiljk Institute of Engineers
at the Hague. 1t gives hearty
support to the arguments advan-
ced by the World Trade Club in
support of world Standardization
Of weights and measures to meter
liter-gram.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1919-08-22
ESCAPE THE
FIRE DANGERS

1t is very important that before
frost cones owners of dwellings,
store houses aud such have their
chimneys cleaned out very thor
oughly. Fresh fires in sooty Chin
neys are very dangerous, and one
OK the causes of many losses dur
ing the autumn months.
Another precaution that home
owners should observe is with
reference to burning the fallen
leaves. Have this done as far
away from buildings of every kind
as is possible, and watch the fires
very carefully. A few sparks on
dry roofing, or in cracks Of oat
houses are almost sure to start
something.
Wind May prove disastrous.
Remember one thing. that can al
ways be avoided by proper precau-
tion and that they are more than
willing to 60 where yoar negligence
or carelessness wishes them.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1919-08-22
IDLE MONEY.

Three prosperous looking Syrians
walked into Birmingham bank
the other day carrying a rather
bulky bundle wrapped up in an
cid newspaper. The Syrians were
interested in finding out something
about American financial and
banking customs. They were look
ing for a safe place to put their
money. Itsubsequently developed
that the paper-wrspped bundle
contained something like $780,
900 in bills, which. the Syrians had
dug up out of their hiding place
under cellar floor. 1t represent
ed years of savings.
The Syrians he'd been prompted
to seek a safer place for their saw
ings than the cellar floor recent
thrift publicity. They had read
in the newspapers that hoerding
money was thriftless and that
money buried under the cellar floor
not do earn anything for its own
ers. They were surprised to find
that their money could be earning
for them while it was safely invest.
ed.
The stocking bank" of the
foreigner is one of the most fertile
sources for the new capital which
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1919-08-22

Republicans hoped to find in
quires into the conduct of the war
less disagreeable tofriendIy special
interests than Investigations into
the high cost of living.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1919-08-22

Just mark it down that the man
who opposes bonds and insists on q
direct tax for building roads is not
for good roads.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1919-08-22
Unforeseen.
liter-gran

Helen was attending her first
party. When refreshments were
served she refused a second help
ing to ice cream with a polite "No,
thank you," although her look was
wistful.
"Oh, do have some more cream,
DEAR" the hostess urged.
"Mother told me 1 must say No,
thank you, explained the child,
but I don't believe she knew the
dishes were going to be so small"
Plans have been announced for
a nationwide Red Gross campaign
opening Monday November 3 and
closing Armistice Day.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1919-08-22
HEAVY DRAFT
ANIMALS SCARCE

ID6 country l5 racing an RnuuA
shortage of 100000 colts for heavy
work. This is the result of the
war taking many heavy animals
cut of the country and the fact
that many breeders have thought
that tractors would diminish the
demand for heavy farm animals.
"There is no question that tbs
demand for heavy animals will be
great within the. next few years,
states r.. Nj. Murphy. specialist is2
livestock, Division of Extension
University Of Tennessee. "The
war has drained the country of this
supply of good work stock. 4rae-
tors have not decreased the demand
for this type of animals. lnves-
LEGATIONS in the use of tractors o1
252 farms show that an average 6t
only l 2 horses for each farm have
been displaced by them.
"Many breeders during the last
-four years have net bred their big
brood mares. For this-ressen the
annual crop of yearling colts has
been decreased 100000. Effects
of thie,will begin to be felt next
year when the normal supply of
young animals fails to appear oc
the market.
'In order to arouse more inter-
est ia the production of heavier
mares, looking teward the increas-
ed production of heavier muless
the West Tennessee Experiment
Station at Jackson, is going to of
fer for sale to the highest bidder,
a number of the young Percheron
stations produced there. The
sale will take place Wednesday,
afternoon, September 3, during
the West Tennessee Farmers Cou-
vention. Included in the station
are stud mares Of the very beet
breeding and individuality. They
have been selected of type par
ticularly adapted to Southern con-
ditions.
"These mares have taken the
place of the big mules formerly
used at the station farm and sre
doing the farm work satisfactorily
in addition to raising an 80 per-
cent colt crop each year.
every farm Of average size
should have at least one pair Of
heavy brood mares. They will do
enough work to pay for their keep
and raise good pair of mule colts
each year as clear profit.
at is not practicable to try to
buy satisfactory mares of this type.
The greater number Of those or
the market are those which havs
proved to be barren, have failed to
produce good colts, or have some
other defect.
"The most satisfactory brood
mare for raising mules is not &
straight draft bred animal, but 6
cross from draft stallion on our
good, thoro and trotting bred
mares. They give their colts much
more finish and snap, while the
draft cross increases their weight.
"The only way to secure practi-
cal mule mares is by the use OF
good, purebred drsft stations with
style and quality aud weight or
our thorobred and trotting bred
mares.
weight is the prime REQUESTS
of the mule market today. Every
pound that a mule weighs above
1000 is worth 25 to 40 cents &
pound. The only way to get t}iis
weight is by the infusion of draff
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1919-08-22

Yes, the automobile owners are
nearly all for good roads. go be
outherwise would be foolish, but
they could get along without good
roads better than the farmer.