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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08
NO INTEREST SHOULD INTERFERE
WITH RETURNTO NORMAL CONDITIONS

they Be asked to continue their sacrifice in the
hope Of sverting loss that may fall upon particular
class7
Particular groups must make up their minds to stand
particular losses These losses viii be offset by the bene-
fits that will come to all with return to prices
The farmer may get less for his hogs but he viii buy cloth
ing implements and seed ehespy. The laboTer
viii get less wages but his food and clothing be
cheaper His days hire viii buy much before Profits
of employers viii be smaller, but they, too, VIII benefit
from the increased purchasing power Of the dollar
Unemployment VIII grow less troublesome for enter
Prise will pluck up renewed courage Postponed develop
ent work will be taken up in earnest We shall be in
position to utilize the opportunities afforded by our ad-
vantage over the Of the world in the abundance Of
materials for with commodity prices reduced and labor
costs reasonable compete in the markets Of the
world for our share Of overseas commerce.
The change viii be gradual It viii not be accom-
pIished in day month, by all classes Of business
and people simultaneously But let stand In the
way Of this Teadusment, neither capital labor the
government.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08
Theodore Roosevelt
.OLUMBIA bows her lofty head.

COLUMBIA bows her lofty head.
- Enwrapped about By sable pan.
Her master patriot is dead
And gone. al, gone beyond recall.
HIS ashes unto earth have gone.
His glass Of life is now turned down,
But still there pulses on and on.
His prestige. his sublime renown-
Ths nayriads Of mighty thoughts
That emanated from his mind.
Wave ceaseless on. a magic force
OF truth and justice; through man
kind.
Like sunbeams warning fruitful earth
HIS thoughtrays vibrate into space
And they viii touch the cord OF worth
On nervestrings OF the coming race
These radios OF purpose, right.
Are pulsing now from pole TO pole
Imbuing man with loyal might
These wondrous rays, they are his
soul.
Grace Griswold BIsby.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08
Lille lntrOiews
"tne ChaSerS In Cafe Rouse the Contempt of Visitor
Boy Scout Enthusiasm Will Not Be Allowed To Decrease

ct IATE you seen the 5itns ehasers. -
IL Esked william J. AlberH. OF New
York. 1t is impossible for any one
20 miss thsm- I vsntured into one o.
Il Faso's largest and most exclusive
ezsss ths other evening IN search Of
rscrssrion- II appeared 10 be 3 mod
srn concern The jazz music was GER
tainly worth while hearing. Nothing
va laezlng IN the way OF service. 90
Ws made ourselves comfortable and
we're Just about 70 enjoy ourselves
whea fhs iitns chaseru appeared upon
ths scene and ruined our whole eve
nlnE o. pleasure.
You certainly haven't missed them
1t would be an impossi5ility for one
% fail 10 see the exhibition OF greed
and avarics that the musicians create,
and unnecessary and wholly uncalied
FOR vulgar display OF impatience and
rake q grand dive for ths Jftne box,
in which the coins that are offered by
the dancers are collected, and publicly
and Eresdlly divide the proceeds be-
tween them The sight Is enough to
disgust any ordinary person In full
possession OF his sanity and drive
him from the place
'Would q not look much nicer n
these socalled gitne chasers waited
until the evening was over and then
81 privacy divided tbs proceeds among
them without such a vulgar display Of
aTarice7 Like three dogs over a bone.
they impatiently watch and walt for
the dance TO end and then pounce
with q Euarl and g EroWl upon the
bone Of contention and haEEle. and
Wheedls IN a disgusting manner. Il
certainly shows a lack OF breeding. OF
education. OF common sense. besides
o. annoTs and embarrasses the dancers
who have 10 witness such a display
o. selfishness over their own money
and tends 10 cause much amusement
and laughter together with remarks
and Eneers q contempt"
Vow that tie var IS over and the
present urgent need for Boy Scout ac-
drities have let u. TO great extent,
efforts are being made to put the or
EanlEation again on a stable peace
basis" said j. L. Mead, OF Clerkgville,
Texas. IN the larger towns and cities
THE proposition viii not demand q
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08
DO YOU REMEMBER?

DAYS that the generous municipsllty
furnished free music IN the parks or
certain evening" And YOU could
really have dandy evenings for from
90 TO 20 cents. dependent on the mum
Der OF ice cream sodas gou would
buy, etc
Wen. a. any rate. ore evening you
thought you would vary the mOnOt-
ony- So you and Isabelle took the in
terurban trolley for a real long ride
You had heard that the fare to the
end o. the line was 10 cents Let ne
see. you had S. cents IN your pocket
when you started out The two Ice
creams that you bought before you
got on the car cost YOU 20 cents, le1V-
Ing available capital at As cents
Now. since the round trip rate on the
trolley was 20 cents per Individual
Won still had a margin q five cents
for emerEeucles- You paid but lit
tie attention 10 the conductor the
first time he came around and YOU
handed him the 10 cents as though C
seemed a very short time YOU saw
him change the register and start
collecting fares again You paid ont
10 cents more Of your available capl-
-al- You were in the clear all right,
lust in the clear. that's all Suppose
sare had been increased or something
- II that conductor should throw
back the register and start around
again-you were ruined
You saw him start towards the
front Of the car and take out his re-
port forms and you saw him look az
the register and heCim fotrinE down
the totals aEdin- You were sure that
the fare had been raised and that the
trip 20 the end OF the line was Is cents
in place OF 10 cents Then don't ycu
rsmember-in the sweetest tones you
ever heard IN your lfe-Isabslle sang
out. "Oh. Bill. LET'S get off right here
- The moon Is grand tonight and We
VIII have Just time enough Tor a 1T
re stroll before the car returns s.
Nov. isn't Il a pretty good world az
ter alp c A.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

10 YOU REMEMBER2-Yes. am
u sure you do Il was during your
period OF reconstructionH- In other
words. It was Just after you left col
lege, and were hunting for your first
position However. you finally de-
eided that you had best take the first
lob" that presented Itself At any
rate. you finally landed and found
yourself working about Il hours per
day FOR the very rsmunerative SUN
Of 80 per No. not per week. per
month Il certainly seemed a long
time. this waiting for an entire month
for that go So you finally arranged
with the kindly old 0ooEEeepers 10
nav YOU weekly Let me see You
multiplied so by u and divided the
result by So and it came 70 something
like S11-5315. so you were 70 get Sll-50
one week and s11.55 the next and
you never forgot which week Il was
Let ne see when the kindly old
bookkeeuer turned over TO you that
s11-50 or S11-55 respectively. on sat
urday night. do you remember WnAt
you did with al that money = 1ou
bet you do You VIII never torset
it You turned over s. 20 ire dear
old landiady. who in return for same
gave you a dandy little bail bed room
and "A pretty good meals You see
these were the good old days Your
laundry cost you about $50 and you
had left approximately five big DOL
lars for your MONDAY luncheons. car
fare and with which 70 buy your
clothing etc After checking up
pretty closely. you figured that you
had about $3.50 that YOU could spend
for real plea sure. etc
OF course. you met Isabelle in tine.
but II she wanted to enjoy your COM
nanv. she would have 70 be content
with an occasional Ice cream soda and
street car rides 20 one OF the parks
4 couple OF times weekly You
Thought q vas great thing in those
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08
Technical School For It's "BorOtO From Cop? You'd
Er1bloues and apprentices Rob 4 Bank, Says Mayor

Camden. \. J.. Feb. S.-Ths follow
ing decision was handled down hy
mayor Anderson. OF Gloucester. near
here. a. the hearing o. George Su1u-
van. q shipfltter. who was arrested
on the charge OF vagrancvs
"A nan who has nerve enough 20
Try 20 borrow money from a police
man. an undertaken. or a Justice o.
pence has nerve enough 20 rob a
bank"
According to the police ullivan was
fined S5-15- Not having that amount.
he attempted 20 borrow Il from po-
llceman Albert Simpson. When the
latter refused Sullivan approached
william Franklin, an undertaken.
AFTER these two citizens turned bin
down the defendant appealed 20 JUS
tice or peace Kirby IN the presence
OF mayor Anderson. Upon Eirhv's
refusal 10 come across the mayor bar
ricaded himself from Suilivau's ap-
proaches with the above immortal
commeut.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08
"a Years Ago Today
- From The Herald Of This
= = Date. 1905.

A FTER q session lasting nine hours
n the senate disposed OF the state
hood bill at s.45 o'clock last night As
passed. the bill eliminated Arizona en-
tirely and provided FOR two new
states. Oklahoma and Indian Territory
as one and sew Mexico as the other.
Arizona Is satisfied with the measure
and IS confident that she viii be ad-
mltted by the next congress.
san Domingo has consented 70
United states guardianship OF her n
uances. according 10 a cable message
from minister Dawson 20 the state
department
Storm conditions al over the coun-
try are unimproved today. The storm
area IS moving over the central gulf
region Either snow or rain is fall
ing IN the greater portion Of the
As result OF the sun shining
through the day. FL Paso Is buried In
slush- There seems 10 be enough wa
Ter IN the streets to irrlgats all Of
the lands between this city and Ele-
Z plant Butte and the lower valley
also
A new company has been organized
Tor the management OF bull fighting
q In Juarez. The company promises "a
give the "Grande Corridad de TOros
and other new performances as well
Q organized and with the same elements
as IN Mexico City or Madrid The IN
auguration win take place February
I 70. when six bulls viii be killed and
{ three celebrated matadors will take
/ part IN the unequal fight.
Reunrtg OF the DAMAGE nv the Hood :
Z IN Arizona and the danger still eI-
Z isting show that Phoenix and the sur
rounding country are still half under
water and are cut of on the south
I from the outside world Damage
/ along the Southern Pacific for q dis
lance OF 500 miles u the greatest
/ known IN years.
Media VIII not come to Il Paso
She asked as her share OF the box o.
I flee receipts a guarantee OF $1,000
which l. more than the music lovers
| Of the city can come Up to.
Hoboes IN large numbers make ap-
I plication at the q. H shops every
night for permission to 80 inside and
sleep. but the doors are always locked
AZ night and night Waterman J. Il.
Simpson gives the box car gent q
chilly reception
On the strength OF the evidence pre-
scented against him I'd Edwards, who
was tried today on the alleged charge
OF running an opium Joint. was &C
quilted By a jury OF six men. The
only grounds for conviction would
have been that OF smoking the drug In
= disorderiy house and the house
could not be proved disorderly.
W F. Sparks, 500 Magoffin ave-
nue.. has composed a clever song en-
titled Dear Heart" Mr.. Sparks IS
also the author OF one or more vol
umes OF fiction
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08
FILLS NUTS WITH OPIUM.

Atlantic City. n. J., Feb. s-An-
other devious orient method OF deal
ing In opium was uncovered recently
on the arrest OF Harry Quong, a Chi
nese restaurant keeper. According to
the local police Quong sold Chinese
nuts laden with opium by the whole
sale These nuts. II Is claimed. were
cleverly cut and filled with the drug.
In basket OF nuts confiscated by the
detectives Il Is alleged more than
$4,000 worth Of opium was found
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08
Uncle Walls Denotured Poem.
Post Mortern

MEN P grave keeping;
lf4 lawyers Isapng
Parry" Jones'
any could world"
Esv soms day dies les BY hard work beaten under; and
every plund
and abroad the silent water and bone he had blown by
spndth
spending giving
vaults portion his treasure goes
IN unk,th
paints the peelers holer
coDyrEhs Matthew WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

Macon. Ca. Feb. B.-Here Is another
meanest man" Spaniel Cheney hur-
riedly left the graveyard where his
brother was being buried, arrived at
the dead mans home before tbs widow
returned and stole his brothers
clothes. Judge Matthews decided that
- months on the chain gang would be
about right
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

Urbana. Ohio. Feb. s.-RuraI mar
carrier Robert s. Middleton was the
owner OF a valuable COW she took
sick and bafflsd the combined efforts
OF two veterinarians and finally died
A post norton was held and wire
nails and harbed wire were found in
the stomach
7 did not know that there vas 4
goat strain IN the breed was Mid
dieton's comment
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

said. n you looked down at yourseIfs
He did good job, mother. for he
didn't leave any seams on me'1
"Oh. don't 1rint iti that nin't funuy,s
said Little Chris.
The galley boy SAYS n everybody
who talked said something. we'd soon
have literature surprising that OF
any age in history.
Some people are ruined Nth ego
fism and some for The lack Of enough
70 really develop their Oun talents.
What's a poor DOrld going TO do
anghov'
Col Cecil Williams, Canadian army.
who Is IN FL Paso on a visit to his
brother. 3. N. G. Williams SAYS the
Americans have a reputation every
where for their Workmanship and
that they are not at all backward
about admitting their proves on land
and sea with big gun or little gun.
To Illustrate, he tells a story.
An enemy fleet was seen approach
ing by the lookout OF the United
States fleet The commander OF the
American flagship said to the captain
OF the forward gun crew. CAPTAIN.
can you see that ship"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

Indeed 7 can. sir" replied the sun
captain
~Can you see that man on the
bridgeF'
! can sir said the gun captain.
although the enemy ship was five
miles away.
We'll, shoot him In the eye" said
the American commander.
Very well. sir replied the gun
sir?"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

He is located IN Austin. I understand
some OF these more or less disabled
who have returned. have been placed
in the state college OF agriculture and
other institutions where they can
learn some trade or prepare them
selves 90 they can earn a living"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

As TO whsthsr or not
YOUR FRIENDS really have = goat
AND II you have oaa
REFUSE to BELIEVE
THAT HE ever ate the thlngA
YOU SAY he ate.
HE NIGHT have eaten ths stoekinEr-
But THE ruffss and fsstherA
he COULDN'T eat them
AND ANYWAY.
IT'S QUITE clear 20 ma
THAT THE reason sor your lsttsE
Is TO let people know.
WIEN YOUR show bsginH
AND TN very much surprised
YOU DIDN'T mention Joe KsmpsE
As THE star Of tbs play.
IT MIST have been
THAT YOUR nerve raa out
AND IN answer to your letter.
I WANT 70 tell you.
THAT WE have regular columns
FOR ADVERTISING shows
AND IT won't do you any good
TO KEEP writing % M
BECAUSE MY column
ISN'T AN advertising column
THANK you
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08
MISS PAWN LIPPINCUT has re-

MISS PAWN LIPPINCUT has re-
w ceived q letter from her uncle in
Indisny sayin' he's sold more house
slippers since tn state went dry than
in all tn 20 years he's been in bust
ness. Grammar Pash has a watere5
silk wrapper an she looks like an up
right walrus.
Con-r-Eh. NatlanaI zc..naper aarElc.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

BY DEAR DoIIis
WIEN ran the letter
OF THE soldier press agent
OF THE soldier show.
ABOUT THE general
WHO WAS offered a bite
OF A buck soldiers apple
AND WHO took the sita
WAS assured
BY THE soldier press agent
THAT THE story vas true
AND SINCE that tina
HAVE discovered
THAT THE press agent ned-
AND THAT the general
GOT SORE at the soldier.
AND NEVER BIT the apple
on ANYTHING.
AND LEARNING thla
IT CANE 70 ne clearly.
THAT ALL the press agent wanted.
WAS TO get the name OF his show.
IN THIS column.
AND FOR that reason
AND regret 20 say It
To A female o. the species
THERE RISES a doubt
IN MY mind
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

eChris.- said daddy TO
Little Chris. Somebody
sent in something today
and suggested that "a be
printed n something you
said
what was itF- asked
Chris.
The reader who sent n
suggested that Il be said
that you were being given
a bath and that after ask
ing mother II God made
daddy and her you then
asked n God made yous
she AMID he did and wou
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08
Roundabout Town
Roundabout Town
Ell Paso Appreciates Music and Pays For It's Likes
Paid Most Per Capita To French Orchestra In the US

Ana ~
soloists-a pianist and a violinist- He
heard the pianist. Georges True. make
his first American appearance IN
Carnegie hall in New York recently
and declares he is the equal OF Corto,
The pianist and the violinist will be
heard in solo numbers during inter-
missions when the band comes 70 Lib
erty hall next saturday.
OUR IDEA OF A SNAP: THE PER
son WHO II IS TINE ENOUGH TO Gal
DONE ALL He WANTS TO DO IN =
DAY
Talk about pretty women
said ". b. ware. ~ on will see
them IN Paris. Many of them may
look sad, but not all do. and all the
young ones ure pretty. I was cut
one night with some Y. NJ c. A.
fellows over there and after we
had walked mp and down some Of
the bouleyards and strained cur
necks almost out OF joint. ! said
TO my companions. say. fellows
I've just got 10 go around TO Y NJ
&. 4. headquarters nnd get some
hob nails put In my boots I feel
myself slipping right now"
Fred c. EnOrenberg sent = tele
gram TO a firm that had been getting
up abstracts for him and had beer
about two weeks longer about IL thai
he thought necessary.
Where IN hell Is that Gbstract7'
he wired
In an hour he got his message bacl
from the telegraph office accompanies
Z by a note in a feminine hand reading
I'VE can't send he'll by telegraph"
Fred IS wondering Il they VIII ex
press Il
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08
When You Run Story of One Press
Agent, You Have Others After You

NEAR whether the hungry not when
II he took pvates apple but do wish would set
E question;
Billy Of soldiers at Fort Bliss got N On the CFa
silk stockings great many RIFLES
before discovered behind the scenes Do
suppose goat hungry do be Just mad because
atee Saturdays and Sundsys
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

New York has q theater called che
PershinE 70 which only men IN uni
form are admitted No admission IS
charged.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

No wonder the peace negotiations drag along How
the delegates do anything but address the international
congress Of correspondents there being 1000 Of them
ering the conference?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08
Why Close The Mines?

CTATE representative Waters has introduced in the
y lower house of the Arizona legislature "Amercani-
zation bill" providing that all wormen in hazardous
pioymsnt must speak and understand English
The bill looks to be in line with Col Rooseves insist
ehoe upon inc AmeIlcanAauon OF ahens taxing up Il-
dence in the United States with the intention Of making
this country their home.
But vigant eyes have discovered that the Waters bin
merely resurrection of the old Kinney bill that its
effect would be to from the mines all Mexican Indian
and Siav labor Il mentions specifically labor IN mines
quaes tunnels subways around electric machinery OF
electric construction railways. The state nina
inspector his deputies other labor inspectors would
be the judges whether the occupation hazardous with
the assistance Of the state and county attorney.
Those who will most champion this bill viii doubtless
Be labor leaders and their followers who inter
in closing such employment to all but Americans
gardlsss Of the effect It might have the mines.
That life be safguarded is evident enough and It
must not be endangered through inability to understand
instructions warnings But It happens that IN the mines
most affected practically all the workers understand the
language the shift boss speaks, whether It be Enghsn
Spanish or Slavonian In the mines at Clifton, Moreno
and Ray Spanish is spoken almost exclusively while at
Globe and Miami nearly all the workers understand Eng
sh though the Sav dialects spoken to some extent
All these foreigners ought to learn to read, write and
speak English and become American citizens they are 10
continue to reside IN the United States but to force them
out Of employment and perhaps close the mines because
they can't speak English would not only be bad policy al
around but would also give rise to foreign complications
From Berlin OF Bust" the slogan of the AEF. seems
to have been changed 10 Homs, Houny and Happiness
to- but if he dyes them red jim Ham Lewis viii have cause
for action.
the pay Of Arizona legislators Is made $1,000 year
instead Of 81 day. the taxpayers may be session
viii be unduy prolonged viii there be any special ses
sions if the members have anything to say about it.
Self determination Of nations is ideal theory but when
native students Of the Porto Rico normal advocate indie
pendence from the United States they don't get schools
when they graduate
After everybody has been shOwering ega1ets on the
American soldiers the sntegarst camPagners IN this
country have hard job cut out for them.
No wonder the peace negotiations drag along How
the delegates do anything but address the international
ering the conference?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

After everybody has been shOwering ciga1ets the
American soldiers the anticgaTet campaigners IN this
country have a hard job cut out for them.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

Self determination Of nations is ideal theory but when
native students Of the Porto Rico advocate indie
pendenee from the United States they don't get schools
when they graduate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

If the pay Of Arizona legislators Is made $1,000 year
instead Of 81 day. the taxpayers may be session
viii be unduy prolonged viii there be any special ses
sions if the members have anything to say about it
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

From Berlin or Bust" the slogan of the AE.F seems
to have been changed TO "Homs HOiny and Happiness
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

William HohenzoTern can grow whiskers, If he wants
to- but if he dyes them red jim Ham Lewis viii have cause
for action
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

nlshes readers free q
any and all subjects
resources OF the Va
lgress and the many
Three c-nts IN post
. Information wanted
J J. Ha1kin. Dirs1t1r
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-02-08

Tha q Paao Herald Information Bur
charge. with accurate and authoritative q
concerning which Information can be had
rious federal government departments n
experts and scientists IN the government
age for reply must accompany each inc
and address Tho Fl Paso Herald Inform
WsHhinTtoa. y. G
The Vashon Island record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1916-1919, 1919-12-04

uerman ministers, nre smuggling their
funds into adjacent neutral countries.
The smugglera are demanding, and are
getting, very hlgh rewards for their
services.
An American commercial agent who
Inns Just returned from Germany, by
wsy Of Holland, says he heard ~ q
case where a smugrler had carried out
Of Germany 100000 marks in paper
notes and. under the terms Of his ron.
tract was only required TO deliver
100000 marks at bank In Holland.
This same man tells Of having tnlltad
10 nm cx.ofllcer Of the German army.
nm aviator, who is rapidly getting rich
by plying the trnde Of smnggler The
former German officer Is making rea-
sonably regilnr trips by niiplnnc.
across the GprmnnDnich frontier cur.
rylng German paper money upon which
he collects 10 TO 20 per cent commits
sion. On his return trips he brings
bnck with him foodstuffs and soap
which sell AZ many times their ynlue
In the neutral countries.