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The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1919-03-07

year from San Francisco to Cape
Town. This punishment is alleged
to have resulted in the deaths Of the
ships cook and a seaman.
Handcuffss followed by beatings
with knotted towels and a club are
charged against Captain Pedersen
and his sons. Members of the crew
assert they were forced to obey or
ders aboard ship at the point OF a
revolver.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1919-03-07
Halfway Point.

Justine lived next door to Betty.
Ihe two were constantly together.
Occasionally their mothers though, n
hest To keep them apart for n while.
one day Betty came In and said :
Mother. Justine can't come over
Can ! go over there?"
No. cot today" her mother said.
"Well, then. we will sit on the fence
and visit" said Betty.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1919-03-07
SHIP CAPTAIN AND SONS
CHARGED WITH MURDER
Master OF American Brigatine Ac.
cused by Crew OF Brutality on
the High Seas.

New York, March Captain
Adolph C. Pedersen, OF the American
Brigantine Puako, nicknamed Hell
Fire Pedersen by his crew and his
two sons. A. f. and l.. r. Petersen,
mates of the ship, were brought here
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1919-03-07

ministration and called on the Mas
sachusetts senator to name the
bankers who had criticised him. He
referred to such bankers as bush
whackers"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15
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all
f'suM faeeu DSaFSSs 81 l# yvldenf
~ iRe Wa ~ 'ho Fares Il sai srk
tlns &hA' AZ = entitled u coacasloii
alN sie Il nat ifAiHins tss msnd aA
well IS his ,pvn causln ana silt IN 4
siesfnr ne handicapped N ihe race W
me Z Csc readlgons are nos es9hi,
and Wust n0s be- tHi ihe oniy
Nmea IN sanAr idansn
NJ see from Aa ahogr iahtn HAT
sbr eAild with ire opportunity ug fhe
fnuF s'sNf sish Ncsin'la tas 81 ls
evsxlil ipN lapAias " stasanaH Whlle'
tho Mural a!li has bar Ae Farmers.
are yor satisfied with saat cailasl
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15

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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15
STIFF JOINTS
SORE MUSCLES


In easss uf shsumassxW and lame
aaek 4 penstFstra ausctly. drives uus
sofsneaA. and hnsbtsa ~ stssl. aching
losass aHA snnRpleA
wizard Oh i an ahsniusxiy ssss.
able. antsavpsie appllyatlDa fo sutA
burns, btsss, and sslnNA SgsRia. and
bruises heal readily Under tfs suash.
nlF. penetrating qualities
!. Asst u ff0m dSugKssga fut 70 vrnts.
" not sstlshsi return lhe hnfsla aad
Eei ynuE tysoslvY hack
EVst sanallhatrh aF have ssek
headache lost cry Mlfaul Liver
whips, pleasant lssle psnk pillA. W
cent. An&Fsulexd
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15
u y. N I as Ev %% Y NM 4 y q
ss Della Myers

ss Della Myers
teauy w'eliA esnle Aone II speaa 1
ge@ days
iielia Myer2 has s1ae Mack to eal
lasH Il remain untf gs9s!slHaX
Ma rerM'nly aFc haN4aA soae hud
weather ts.a saek. hu II Is an im
rrovemant eyer e latlef tAsi IL Lsss
week.
Qalte i ti!zzsrd w. hagc lnsen
haying The telephone aaa are krpt
busy tlxin@ ua ,hc llncs
h.vsry one If setting ready Tor
CaFlsimaR. Al hupe lu haye better
weather Nv tss slae tAan ~ had
Thankssiviak.
clarcnco sipidwell. sol tier caaac
home sometime aFo. Das lefg fof
Nebraskg soon after he r@nrned
BONE aeala. nc shcrgat Ne would
rather he IN lie aorsice again. ~ be-
lett Monday evening Tor Camp I4ogan
He will 20 from there 10 California
20 learn mechanical trade. Every
0re wishes him good luck
4 Eooa maay went % town Satur.
day. guess & WIS . Fopd thing
frDm lsle w@y this week ~ starting III
with lae weather
z. A Merkle Is expected aome
Monday. fro ina visit with relatives
IN kaAsas.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15
The Forum
Csmmuniraslens 10 The
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mesS9 c'Ap ~'ssasn nss y wswld
NJ @RNe hsfd ~ ifn@Fa av Fgsra sAN
tenv " eNpsesssua shss shs = real
saa'he1 Mash tAe rAsaFrlsaae@ ~ F*mrinH
'ami'f - heSs She ssya
peers ~ MS gheF~ III cpasiaerahle
H'a'n6f pAenny naesnfu aheas sAle
s'anss ep@tt eafsH.Af schNo ha&fnvN N
II = Aep'vfah'" tAet 'hmt 20 enc 'ns
s7fHs ~ sisR *oaleH Assd ssese'y pao
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hesN 1ai p = e waa hast
as ag W's snd ~rfAFy ~ uag
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eAS I" aasAi aass na saHsf" siihsf
M@#SF aiatS ~ t a a@*snws
i'e' q = snsans " ggaes and aa 10
'4s'rH second " noi8 REd wprA2 4
nf Ras hsatM sQsnmis ndstlea gn iAls
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15

Cannot Be Cured

hv local applications "a iAry rauno,
feGeh The Diseased portion ~ The ear.
There y Dnly on" Way 10 e1iru IA
tarrAal drafaess and bat ~ hy CON !
ssltpsianal rrmedY. Catarfhag peae
neta IN nauscd hy an lntiamea coudl
Ton 81 the nyenus lsnsn~ III the Euy :
taehlar Tubs When lssis tube IA In !
NsTaed vcn hpve a rumbllng souna o.
Imperfect hearing. ohh ~hen IA is m
fsreiy c'efed. nsasneas Is thc rpsa
t'n.ass she inflammation can De
desrd and this tiibe restored 20 -
u9rlnnl cgud3Ien, bearing wili he H.
rfrpyed forever Nany cases az Il AZ
r.ha arc eauacd hy cstarrh which IA
an inflaH'ned condition ~ The mm
eeus gaFfarns Hairs Cataryh Nedi
enc acie thru lhe blood on ths faucnus
surfaees ~ she SYSTEM.
We Will give One fiaudred nniirs
for any ease ~ Catarrhal Deafurs.
thai cannot hn cured bY Hail'R caiarrh
Medicine. Circulars free. All DRUG
aNs, 1Sc
r. ]. CHENEY G. co. Toiedo. o.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15
LOGAN AMONG LOWEST
IN IL|T[RACY PERCENT
Survey Of State BY Counties I'm.
covers Some Startling Facts;
Libraries Necessary TO
Offset the Evil

A hslllrtlA ia helRS Sent uuf over
the state BY the University az Okla
Aona sfat contains much yaiuaile. an
well as ssariliag information. Anon,
the itenss os intefast we nDtp tise ISL
loaiue.
A nap pF Oklahoma showing hy
counties The pnrraat al the psopAs
I iliiteraisa ten years old OF aldcf; the
percent ~ lllAerates grua0 fen ~
twenty ears os age. and TIE norceat
of illltemte male vosers.
Grant county raakss te bees ahow
ing. with oaig eight peseons out 81
tbouasnd over ton years ~ age sllig
crate and oniy laar in eaea shaasana
beiween len and iarnty aHlerate.
and aiso ton "a each thousand IL her
saale totefa t4af TAN not reaa ana
wssae. hawan counlys record II
anp'iS the i0wess siass 10 tao c0nn.
ties IL the western past uf TIE siafe.
or old Oklahoma Our sianaiag ia|
the order mentioned il 81. 81 and Sol
per thonsand. respectively.
Secondly, II FiveS a table compar.
Ing the 'own and rural 81 ocls of the
state FROM which wc rather thcGol.
lowing.
Average length OF school term,
daya, town. 1856. country i44
Average expenditure rcr pupi,.
town. s3s62s country, sisss
Average 81 papil per day. town, zoe:
country, &C.
Average Investment per pupIl. town.
ssS.gS, country. $685.
Average library sn volunos. town
S37; country, sS
PER cen; OF enroiinyrn, in state.
town. a.; country ss.4
Per cent of ehg0limnnl in hi2a 1
school. town I4.s: country. J.
Quoting from The Bulletin
These figures mean comparative
failure OF the rural schools we are
not educating all OF the children even
in tie towns Nor enough children
attend high sahcol; 10000 graduate
from the eIghth grade every year but
there are otsy $4,000 in ne four years
uf tie high schools More hg9hl
sehsols arc neaacd 81 the conntry
or st49 third sradc lcaeaers all but
ia teach Ii The country.
These figures are very dlsauiot-
Ing. The towns ayeTase 3 Aonf
the country a little short og Tas
towns spend neariy th-ec times ~
much per pupil ais the country. and
The total investment IL more taan
live times IA great. IN The towns tic
libraries average SS7 books: in the
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15

Haafsaute g YmaDM 81 .nfgg
estsou Fake Aese Al MNasuNe is
suea ea~es shc nala iisaisaAts 81
s'anily fav al~Tls vre speee
s' ala Nsn frs sAn a aMs
theerasl Sold Ay AZ nfaRgata.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15

French scientists who have @tndisf
the subject Thoroughly have dssided
HAT small inseets axe prppoftionalels
stFuuger ihan large ones
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15

lsay Scouts sFe helping IL ths aalo
a. nod Gross seaie ilesa ,he boy
scouts make the sale success
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15

Have plenty ot christmas funds
ncxt Christmas. Join the Savings ciu.
ot the Oklahoma State Hank.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15

Fiy" cents worth " Red Grass seaia
+ best Investment thai you can snake
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15

Hy &iax
siNotee pcs~ llns kwseMly vtsNea hla
hfplasr imas " ysnsA
ss kelmA lssmN h0glAeaM M ~.
n kep' bvss shew aaxs tFYina sAlsA
Nus NwantdS y hyas laF oWs IS
saflo IA As karMsRa Aashps gle
Has Aas't anAk er Era lA m8ta
eat IA p gFeeno, agAgAW
fhe aArSay wa0nl q lhkia6 fag
engXt sY y s'Ais'aa ets pp H
W. afn hayFae sa 4ett of.
aNdY wHAHeE kte atte aA ~
AHM8AgAe *WAA aNA
M y s'psA Nsat Hr Aal lNs saar,
fAas \ smH gaw aey tka aua
srcashl ~ shrir henAs lsaF gsgs 4As
'Nssaee and yltl ate aeisNR alana
aiTaay.
MlN Allea illfu Il ma slma ml
Sgy ~ GayNY'u &Ae 81 a slsseA
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15

rsnBashnwa nhe wunAI MI Nj IAi.
ale msms sasll he Al & IA
counter, &c stfas9lS tl4A the
day N hvet she may Nish ltsr
homework oF hep fmiig eassA
I taaAlly aha wtn faelt Ahn slraN
gsug dawn d sllasy mp pansa. asssi
other palna ei In wulAuly
slweao, eau ae AFwi nv Dg.
laefens Fayolste GF FtKtRna. II
gWges Ete auaa y tlse palma
iAdesl. lsslesl. tltsi. uywRkssl.
Neak, iNgfNNs sipskale wsAa asw
helsNd n fpglh eAl halsh hq
~. lsyu saR@g p sslnn.
II makm u M AmA AhsA
elpk womsn salhpabl sahlel4
HNaYnM fNHN fW nssks 4aass i
si&gN slasaMF8desH ssh iis tsEF8M& MssssatM4a
b ~ tHe WFif atna Ne4f9h9 ~Aa 4sss
sHi A lNalaA h# INA u@ HI GhA
tt'g syF f flss gskS
6fttHs 'ss4s4 ssgs mwMAslA
Aht sssyA tff Ye WI Ahy
tNN ** hkAWis ltAA
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15

ihnl fAisef tfe tlms lah
a' Ias nAlgtAma saN, AsN
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-12-15

Slraly ealNlpA naes WHITES
CREAM vxNufwYEK v nu4 aslv
'aFeffsNrA xMfas W hsge AN aaY hat n
Ayts NJ 4 ayensihsaiHR fase d ths
sfnnAavA Ama hsfwelA lg AlH ,fppf
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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-05-16
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
News of the Town and Village Tole
Briefly for Busy Readers

Miss Ann, Clark arrived Thursday
from New York and is at her cottage
in Old Bennington for the summer
Bring the children and let them see
their little favorite Marguerite Clark
in Uncle Toms Cabin at opera house
.c-@.. Adv.
Mems suits, boys suits and mems
trousers at a big discount for Satur-
day only at NJ. Shimlintzky's, It's
North street. Adv.
Mrs. c. B. March returned to her
home en- North street Thursday from
the south. She spend the winter in
St Petersburg, Fla.
Announcement is here made of the
opening for a music department at
Lurie's. All popular and latest Broad
way song hits at 1Oc. copy. New
music is arriving daily.
Ask the first man you meet from
"Over There" where the Salvation
Army lassies were when the fight was
thickest and the suffering greatest:
It's dollars to doughnuts he'll answer
They were right on the job" Now
it is up to us to get on the job of CIV
ing the Salvation Army lift.
Lieut.. Edmund P Howe. who since
his return from Overseas has been pas
sing a short leave of absence at the
home of his parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank E. Howe left this afternoon
for Camp Grant, near Chicago, where
he expects to receive his discharge
from the army.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-05-16
A Most Extraordinary Showing of
Graduation Dresses, $3.50 to $500

wonderful presentation loveiest fashions,
abundant variety choosing will simply matter of pleasing
individual taste and purse
Some are fluffy snowy bilowy with fris
crepe georgette Crepe de Chine
Most white few in flesh color Plan
especially for girls from Is to 1S of these dresses
charming little affairs and simple elaborate
taste se'requre $3.50 to $500.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-05-16
$l9.75 and $24.75v :

of the
Brang
eousfe that distinction.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-05-16
Maruelously Fine Lots of
Women's and Misses Copes, 1928 and SIS
Fine New Silk Frocks, $l2.98


Glue You Fair idea of Their Real
Wor H. You Must Come, See Them for Yourself!
wearin popular fabrics
Combinations
cite with Silks
In the that promise be best this summer
Taupe Gray Navy and Black
becoming
a anywhere this price
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-22
ABOVE BOARD

During the last few months of the war IN OF the most striking events
lin the development Of h labor question occurred In England.
Employees of a n English channel line had demanded higher wages OF
the threat OF calling q strike. Wise heads interviewed n a conference be-
tween the employers and their workmen was held, at which the steamship
company submitted their balances sheets or the last three Years to the union.
laudUor
An investigation of the companys financial standing, by the union, re-
lsulted in the findings that the raises demanded could lot be paid, n the
men returned to work with the assuran mai n profits Increase
their wages would go u correspondingy.
Surely, a better a Of solving h labo question could hardly be found
than this get-together spirit n O the benefits OF fu years o war; 1t
calls for the squarest sort Of dealing between employer m smploye', Its
lit also raises In his breast a greater personal interest IN the business.
The National War Labor BOARD int his country hs sheen accomplishing
lin the yea and q half of Its existence what tn meeting between he steam
1t as settled hundreds of disputes between employers and employees
where the interests o. both clashed. 1t as forced both to deal openly and
labove board toward each other. The result of its work has manifested itself
the remarkable production of ar materials for this country and our
allies
The war is over. But we will have need of Ms squar policy in indus
try, for which the National War Labor Board stands, in this period of
hazardous reconstruction.
The war has wrought ley ideas in the minds OF men 1t as placed at
the disposal " governments new means o. creating cal emocracy. The
Labor Board is n II these.
If we are to continue o the road to make the world, including this
country safef FOR democracy, let us continue n wor Of te National War
Labor Board.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-22
Luke McImke Saws.

You can be acquainted with a girl
for years. But a sure way to discover
that you do not know her is to marry
her.
No matter how stingy a man may be
he is always willing to help YOU TO the
extent OF telling you how to run your
business.
Every married man believes that he
has TO waste a whole month of time
each year hunting for something his
wife has Put Away when she was
cleaning up.
One OF the easiest ways for a girl
to snare a fellow is to get him 10 tell
her all about a lot OF things that she
knows more about than he does.
The o~ld-fashioned woman who.
when the children told lies. used to
wash their mouths with soap and
water. now a a married daughter
who is the Champion Liar OF the
neighborhood.
We are a FART -middling prophet.
And we fear that Ben Tillman's fam
Gus statement. 7 H with the Con-
stitution," will be repeated many 9
time and oft after this Nation goes
Dry.
Another bird we would like bo To-
cate is the oid-fashioned ten-twenty-
thirty actor who used to yodle on the
stage.
Most of the Exclusive Propositions
that are sen out IN printed circular
letters seem 10 be intended exclusively
for the waste basket.
The reason we know that a woman
has only n servant is the way she
talks like she had a dozen.
A man may be able 20 conceal hi
Past. But he can't conceal the fac
| that he eats tobacco.
A couple of small boys in a famii,
make a man wonder where tina Hell
he mislaid all the fractions and gram
mar he learned when he went u
school.
Before he gets her he would la
down his life TO serve her. But afte
he gets her he won't even lay down hi
newspaper 60 talk 20 her.
You may not believe IL. But IN
woman who hasn't any spends NOR
time on her complexion than the xo
man who has one
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-22
Daily HO oSc0be
Thursday, January IS, 1919

10 VoAtt<o $og At1o
Copyright, 1919. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate)
Mars is strongly adverse today, &C.
cording to a~strology. and Mercury is
in evil aspect.
If the stars be interpreted Alright,
news concerning military affairs may
bring discomfort or dissatisfaction
this month.
There is a sway indicating longer
service for the army than that count
ed on Immediately after the signing
of the armistice.
There is a sign making for debates
In and In state legislatures
that may have a disturbing effect up
on the public mind. but the stars
presage for the United States remark
able conditions that will protect the
country from any grave crisis.
Under this configuration. newspa-
per sensations appear to be promised.
The death of q person OF royal
blood is foretold for text month.
AS the pendulum of human emotion
swings back from touching supreme
experiences. petty affairs may claim
attention, and the seers admonish
ideals against the surge coward re-
actions of various sorts. -
Work is indicated for all who seek
IL and no one should be idle. IL the
Vengeance of occult forces would be
avoided.
Again music comes into the every
day life of Americans who have found
singing q pleasure, and the stars
presage popular concerts and the
Multiplication of orchestras and
bands.
children will focus much attention
In the coming weeks. A foreign mis-
sion in their behalf will bring about
widespread benefits.
! Early in the year n of the largest
organizations of women in the coun-
try will be disbanded. 1t is predicted
owing to the completion of its work
Extension Of government effort 10
provide for the welfare of citizens
| will be a feature Of a new national
program, the seers predict.
Persons whose birthdate IT ID
should be careful to keep from dis
| putes of litigation in the coming year
The will court and marry.
children born on this day may De
rash and argumentative and often in.
yolyed In quarrels. These subjects OF
Aouarius, however. are sually pos
SCISSORS of many friends.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-22
Walt Mason's Ripping Rhymes
IN ANUAR

In January people say, where Ire your vows of New Years
Day?" They look 81 cunning and so wise, the blamed uncomfortable
guys! If they were tactful and polite, they'd say n weatner Is
just right; they'd say the rain and snow and sleet are splendid Tor
the winter wheat. They'd talk about the price of calves, the future
of the go-Slavs. But no, they never pause to seek for wholesome
themes of which to speak, though topics void of all ofense apparent
are to men of sense. All, no! They wink and smile and say, where
ire the ows of New Years Day?" You told them when you mace
your pledge that you would never, never hedge. Upon the crowded
market place you made your boasts, with beaming face; you never
more would smoke OF chew, or IS such words a s pirates do; you'd
cut out all your habits punk, you'd be a moral a s a monk. Alas,
that people won't ignore the trifing little vows we swore! They
might discuss Stree verse or rats, or talk about their winter hats, Or
bee about the price of coal. o r spring some harmless rigmarole, bMi
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-22
ProhibittOniSellf

(Swainsboro. Ca, Forest-B lade.)
We don't think we will ever sell
whiskey al all. but II we do. we're not
going to tell q man we are going to
get It for him and then 30 off and
never do 1t. We know what 1t is to
get your appetite whetted up for a
drink by some fellow promising to
get you one and then running off and
never thinking about you again.
Our Daily Special.
Never Order A Divorce Suit Until
The Wedding Suit Is Paid For.
Names Is Names.
German Kitchen lives at Kenova,
West Virginia.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-22
George Is an Observant Cuss.

Luke McLuke says a girls hair re-
ouires all OF her attention until she
gets her FIRST corset. Luke. II looks
very much TO us as IL most of the girls
nowadays must have bought their last
corsets long ago.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-22
|7odaxBem
lIAJN~&x
| olele .N.E:h.
PPE-SAHARAN

How strange to the tongue and how weird to the senses
Are phrases we read of in legend and song!
OF high-bals and rye-cals and other past lenses
When cocktails were common and rickeys 10 Wrohs'
When two-fngers sometimes were used as a bracer,
Which sank to the stomach, but daZzled the dome;
When water was honored by being a chaser,
And blfthely the beer-bucket dubbed with foam.
The tin-tinklng bucket,
The rim-swimming bucket,
The lp-lnted bucket, which dubbed with foam.
AS a matter of fact, 1 was never a drinker,
l hadn't a taste for the book of the beer;
A Jerry-and-Tom would have brought me a blnker,
And rum was too rummy and wine was too dear.
] cared not q tinker's tut-tut for a measure:
I neither INDUCED in the fzz nor the foam;
The bling of the bung starter brought me no pleasure,
But what makes the diff. when you're writing a "pomeT
A poem of the bucket,
The battered, bent bucket,
The corner-sent bucket which dubbed with foaml
EDMUND VANCE coo
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-22
A BLACK Outlook.

Green & Redd. the Richmond. Va.
real estate dealers. are blue because
things do not look so rosy since the
sale OF the amber fluid was forbidden
In the Old Dominion.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-22
Bits of By-Pldv
BY LUXE McLUKE
1919, the Cincinnati
Enquirer.


1t is a good thing that we are not
having any Heatless Days this Win
ter. If the order was still in effect the
whiskey in some of the kaifs would
freeze. Not that we are having such
powerful weather, but because the
Nose Paint is so weak.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-22
The Wise Fool.

THE eyes are the windows of the
SOUL" observed the Sage.
Maybe hat Is why a tr-ansgressor
often wears a PANIED expression" COM
mented the Fool.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-22
More About Mary.

Mary has a little wart,
It's right below her knee.
And Mary wears her skirt sc short,
The wart I plainly see.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-22
Aw, Gwant
Said a bath

Said a bather, while dressing: Great
Scott!
That boy tied my shirt in q knott
He was awfully mad,
But he smiled n said: Lad,
1t is naughty to knot, is 1t not?