El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-04-26
Observation-Disclosures The Peace Conference
They Discuss Mexican ReUOIts And AirpLanes

Il AN surprised TO see that an old
L established and well settled gov
eminent like Mexico should get a rev.
oiution on its hands. 8iawruss." Abe
Potash declared as he SKINNED the
headlines in the papers.
What makes you think Mexico is
an old established and wslI settled
government Abe?" Norris Perlmutter
asked
Germany and Hungary do" Abe
replied. which up to the time this
here Gen. Banquet lands the other
day IN Mexico, people was beginning
TO say that why couldn't Germany
have one last revolution and stick to
i and look at Mexico the way she
settled down, not having had single
revolution TO speak Of since January
Is. 1919"
"Well. think the reason why the
Mezicans amt had a revolution IN so
long isn't because they didn't want
10. Abe Morris said. but because it
has taken them all that time 10 learn
the technical terms. You see, a really
and truly up to date revolution couldn't
be run off nowadays, Abe. unless e
is one Of them Bolshevik type revolu-
lions and in order to get the right
Kind OF newspaper publicity for Il.
the management has got TO know
enough Russian not to say soviet
when they mean mir. Also bet yer
when IL comes 10 Zemstvo. the Next
cans don't know even now whether
you dance IL TO guitar and castanet
compartment or eat It with garlic
and chilli sauce"
Teaching Russian By Mail.
"A Teller could make quite some
money nowadays from teaching Rus
sian by mail 10 revolutionary Social
lists Abe commented.
That amt necessary in this coun-
try, Abe" Norris said, because the I
Bolshevik government in Russia has
sent over here a teller by the name /
martens TO give a course in Bolshev- |
ism 10 American workingmeu."
and did our government let him
land7" Abe asked.
Seemingly they did Morris re-
piled, which is pretty liberal OF our
government when you consider that
right now We got American soldiers
in Russia which is fighting Bolshev-
ism.
It's even more than liberal; it's
crazy" Abe said. because, while /
believe in free speech, y understand.
Bolshevik speeches amt free by a
whole lot over in Hungary they bel
came payable in 30, so and 50 days,
and the only people which amt ruined
by them is the makers and endors-
ers.~
H0arseHess All They Risk.
on are right about the makers,
Abe Morris commented. For the
most part they are a bunch Of no ac-
count foreigners which all they risk
by making such speeches is hoarse-
ness understand, but some OF the
endorsers OF such speeches comes
from the best American families and,
II the time ever comes where there
Thn-Nn he NHHrNa s11r-s
trouble by foreigners in this country
who have been encouraged by the IL
legal attitude OF the government to
think that the worst which could hap
pen 70 them would be SO or ten days.
y understand them endorsers would
got 20 pay the same like any other
decent, respectable people which amt
BolsheFiks- Take, for example, in
Hungary and the protelariars is max
Ing the middle class give up their
7alnrooms 70 the working people
every Saturday night"
But the protelariats in America
has all got bathrooms in their tene-
nenr houses, MaWrus." Abe protested
4 know they have, but they'll prob
ably figure that why should they
rouble themselves TO empty the coal E
lut Of their bathtubs, which IS what I
hem protelariats now use batLtubsI {
or Abe, Just 10 save the middle class /
he Inconvenience OF changing their {
oath night from Saturday 10 Friday
Norris said, but at the same time, I
Abe, II don't look 10 me that a coun- Z
~ which has got the modern con- Z
-enience OF America is going TO go 6
3olsheTik for the next few hundred Z
ears anyway because II Is my fdae S
hat what makes a people become Z
5olsheTiks is the lack Of good plumb O
ng and savings bank accounts, and
'ather ss have the privacy Of their j
'arhrooms and their savings accounts s
INVADED, the big majority OF the Amer c
can people would declare the United s
itates Of America an obsolete mon G
rchy with Ivan D. Ivsnovitch. alias l
Ohm D Rocl1afellar. jr7 as the first c
zars understand me" h
Abe Is Right. 2
We'll II I would be the United S
itates government, 7 wouldn't let a n
solshevik land exactly" Abe de- Y
Jared S
what do you mean-you wouldn't y
st him land exuetIyf'' Norris asked. b
7 mean what say" Abe said I 4
-ould let him pretty nearly land and q
hen tip up the gangplank. Also.
laWruss. II I would be the. United 81
tates government, 7 would allow D
rec speech, but not free speakers is
understand, which I would make 81
ublic speaking a profession the samel P
Ike lawyers dentists or doctors, bel y