The Washington times., 1919-04-22

Out of the depths of oblivion somebody has dug up the
love letters of Bulwer the able writer.
We going to print OF these love letters In tns
column although to read in cold blood makes the ordinary
man sver and shudder and ought to turn the stomach OF
any sane person
The scksning letter isn't printed for the purpose of
gostng the temporary diocy Of man OF talent We
print the letter as part of for young women
There are thousands Of young women who would be
married by this time II IT WERE NOT FOR TIE HOPE
LEssLY iDIoTIC LETTERS THAT POSSIBLE FUTURE
HUSBANDS WRITE TO THEM
young man may seem intelligent QUITE SANE AT
LEAST and he may have various human and financial
attractions about him The young thinks she could
ike him and tolerate him for a lifetime UNTIL HE
BEGINS TO WRITE LOVE LETTERS. Then her dream
shattered she wonders what has become Of the young
mans reason. And she throws him overheard.
Young women learn from this sickening love letter
written by the able Buwer that may descend to the
deepest most horrible depths of fooshness when he is
writing to a young woman, AND BE USUALLY NOT
ONLY SANE, BUT USEFUL MAN.
Here is the Buwer leter-those that sensitive turn
away their heads
Ny adored Poodle: Many, many thanks for
darling letter Me is happy, is wagging my tail
and putting my down Me is to meet 90 tomorrow.
days of days! cannot tell you how very very happy
you have made me! No, my love, don't
before Il; but really shall meet youL Oh darling of
darlings . zoo love of loves me is ready to
leap out of my skin for joy! Adieu. Twenty million
kisses.
If Bulwer were alive instead of lying in celebrated
grave, MILLIONS OF MEN WOULD VOLUNTEER TO
LYNCH HIM AFTER READING THIS
Young ladies' let this letter. written by really famous
and able man. reconcile you to the pathetic idoc letters
that YOU receiving which make you look forward
with dread to the married state.
Here is Bulwsr calling his adored object poodle !"
And for the literary style of his letter cannot bring
ourselves to discuss it. It is hard to print it.
Just realize that write such terrible criminal
dvel this yet make very good husband able to support
you and able to you to be pointed out the wife
of sane reasonable and successful person.
you want any further proof that may be truly
great and yet be pathetic idiot in his love letters read the
biography of Swift really extraordinary genius with
power Of satire that viii outlast centuries This man. his
moments hated every kind Of sham and nonsense yet
he actually invented especially foolish language which
called 'the little language in order to write to one or
two young who had the misfortune to fascnate him
he created for his own childish uses a language of
which the sanest part about bad the most foolish
part of this letter by BulWer.
We hope that the publication of this sad Bulwer
product will do good and make up for the disgrace
which it brings on white paper and ink.
We hope that it will make young women patient with
the poor infatuated geese who writing them similar
trash.
We hope also that it will fiji with shame some of the
maunderng drveing temporarily hopeless and foolish
creatures that writing their various adored poodes
today driven by the strange insanity that inhabited poor
foolish Bulwer.
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