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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

The poor fish always perks up
when girl begins jollying a married
man, but when his wife does 1t he, be-
gins feeling around for his pocket
book.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

When they ceased cranking auto
mobiles, profanity dropped off twent.
FIVE per cent but high gasoline price
have brought the percentage back t.
normal.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

An optimist thinks how much bet
ter off he is than others and pessl-
mist how much worse off.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05
THE WAY FEEL ABOUT 1T
By Wilbur E. Sutton

The goose that laid the golden eggs
didn't have anything on the modern
hen.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

Some kinds of business have heavy
overhead expenes because of urMGr-
hand methods.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

Good resolutions are like mush-
rooms-most of them spoil over night
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

If you had the million dollars you
We always longed for, you'd probably
be a million times bigger fool than
you now are.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

Only small amateurs are jealous,
but there seems to be an astonishing
ly large number of small amateurs.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

Every time a man goes down town
to buy anything, these days, hei
mad even before he asks the price.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

stat. a. Ohio CitS of Toledo. Lucas County. 90.
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he is tenioe
vartner of the firm of F. J. Cheney q 20, 10,
re business in the City Of Toledo county anu
Ststa Aforesaid and that said frm VIII pay
the the sum Of ONE HuNDREp RoIL caaSot f Ss
enSed by the use Of Halls Catarrh Cure,
FRANK J. CHENEY.
C,ro-r 20 before me and subscribed in my
.rssence. this eth day Of December, A. D.. 1886.
seal A. W. GLEASON.
See' Notary Public.
Har's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally ano
-. dtrectiv mon the blood and mucous SUR
faces of the system. Send for testimonials
zee F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, Toe.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

When you start over the beaten
path it's astonishing to note that the
woods are fairly flied with attractive
by-paths and that your feet just nat
urally pull you into them while your
head is pulling the other way.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

make heaven.
The poor fish always "perks up"
when a girl begins jollying a married
man. but when his wife does it he be-
gins feeling around for his pocket
book.
When they ceased cranking auto
profanity dropped off twenty
FIVE per cent but high gasoline prices
have brought the percentage back to
normal.
Good resolutions are like mush-
of them spoil over night
Every time a man goes down town
to buy anything, these days, he's
mad even before he asks the price.
Some kinds of business have heavy
overhead expenes because of uIAaGr-
hand methods.
An optimist thinks how much bet
ter off he is than others and pessl-
mist how much worse off.
Whenever his wife become fixed
habit with him, the average man may |
be considered out of danger of losing |
his head even though he may lose
about everything else he has.
If you had the million dollars you |
We always longed for, you'd probably
be a million times bigger fool than
you now are.
When YOU start over the beaten
path it's astonishing to note that the
woods are fairly flied with attractive
by-paths and that your feet just nat
urally pull you into them while your
head is pulling the other way.
A "gay blade" doesn't usually cut
a wide swath.
Much dignity, little worth.
Only small amateurs are jealous,
but there seems to be an astonishing
ly large number of small amateurs.
Marry for looks and repent at leis-
ure.
A man can about commit most of
the sins in the calendar, but it ne
keeps his promises to the letter other
men will stick up for him through
thick and thin.
Some people play at their work and
then work at their play and do Meth
| err one well.
Those who 'tell all they know" do
not know much.
1t is often said, "You can't believe
| everything you hear" but about ev-
erybody does.
If you deliberately start out to in
juse somebody or something, be sure
that the weapons of the others are
unloaded. If your enemies have am.
munition you must be prepared tC
take what is coming to you and not
squeal when you find yourself pune.
turned, for your s1ueals will only
mak@them laugh.
The love affairs of the very youne
are very very foolish, but wouldn't
you be willing to be very, very foolish
in order to be that young?
If you can't make money enough
to keep up with the parade, the sensi
BILE thing to do is to step out of the
franks and watch it go by.
An easy victory makes the victor'
soft.
It's what you're going to do tonol
row that prevents you from getting
anywhere today.
The girl who once would have beer
called "innocent" would now be call
ed green"
Who Remembers
The old-fashioned father that de
clared his daughters brains were al
in her heels?
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

A man can about commit most OF
the sins in the calendar, but if he
keeps his promises to the letter other
men will stick up for him through
thick and thin.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

Much dignity, little worth.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

Marry for looks and repent at leis-
urp
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

Some people play at their work and
then work at their play and do Meth
err one WELL
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

A "gay blade" doesn't usually cut
a wide swath.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

Those who "tell all they know do
not know much.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

The girl who once would have been
called "innocent" would now be call
ed green"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

Who Remembers
The old-fashioned father that de.
clared his daughters brains were all
in her heels?
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

1t is often said, "You can't believe
everything you hear" but about ev-
erybody does.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1919-11-05

It's what you're going to do tomol
row that prevents you from getting
anywhere today.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-12-26

Three men were arrested and the
biggest seizure Of liquor which has been
made by the customs officers in this
vicinity was secured Tuesday after
noon al IHgheate Springs by Deputy
Collector +. d. Seward Of Swanton ana
II. b. forEss Of Ilighgate. The seiz-
IRE consisted Of 10 20-gallon kegs OF
rye whiskev which the men were plac-
ing in hay which they were loading in
the barn OF Eli Cheyalier on the lat
ter's farm ~ llighgatc Springs. The
men arrested were Chevalier A Ga
machc OF Swdnton. farmer and Abel
mard Bertrand OF Swanton
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-12-26
CABLE PIANO MAN
GAINS TEN POUNDS
Well-known Citizen Tell
of Remarkable Change
In Condition

II have just: flushed by second bot
tie Of yanlac, and have actually gained
ten pounds IN weight" said 4 c. Wey-
burn OF Atlanta, Ga recently. Al
Mr.. Weyburnis one of the oldest and
best known piano men in that city,
having been connected with the Cable
Piano Co.. "a North Broad street, for
the past IL years. He is q fine, genial
gentleman of the old school, and is
highly esteemed and respected by all
who know him. In telling the Tanlac
representative of his remarkable res
toration to health, Mr. Weeburn said:
'f'or the past two years or more I
have not been in Very good health. !
have not been sick. exactly. but have
been all out of shape and gradually go
ing down hill l was all run down,
intensely nervous and in Il general de-
bilitated condition.
II felt tired and worn ont most of
he time and by 10 clock in the
morning ] would feel like I would not
be able to get through my days work.
My digestion was poor and l was al
ways bilious and constipated. ] was
also restless at night, and rolled and
tossed without much reel sleep and
would get UP in the morning almost as
tired rs when ! went % bed the night
before, In fact, | was just about as
badly run down rs man could get to
keep on his feet | had no appetite
scarcely and was getting thinner and
weaker all the time
This is just the condition | was in
! when 1 first heard Of Tanlac After
taking about onc-h half Of Il bottle Of
this medicine, | began to notice a great
improvement in my condition. 3iy APP
petite returned and l began to sleep
better. and when I would get up in the
morning | could 90 about my work
/ with a vim and energy l had not had
! in mon.hs.4
Il can now do. hard day 5 work
without feeling tired out all the time;
I'M fact, every organ Of my body seems
TO be in fine shape. and | am Il well
man.
/ Tanlae is certainly wonderful med
ieine, and I tell my friends about it al
the time. Since seeing what II has done
for me, several Of my neighbors have
commenced taking il, and everybody
out our way is talking about IT,
Tanlae is sold in Brattlcboro ant
vicinity by the Brattleboro Drug Co
ADV
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-12-26
. : - - = == & -
ROCKEFELLER GIVES
S1OO,OO0,OOO
Half to Aid College Profess
sOrs and Half to Aid
Medical Work
HIS PUBLIC GIFTS
TOTAL S425, 100000

Sixty Five Years Ago He Was too Poor
to Have Picture Taken-Aid for Col
lege Professors to Be Granted Soon
at Possible
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-12-26

windows on the first and second stories
and killing a Russian woman and her
nurse and seriously iniuring several 9TH
ers. Many were Imprisoned in the upper
floors throughout the night.
1t is considered a miracle that the sani-
tarium did not collapse, as the walls were
badly damaged.
Another avalanche fell on the Hotel
Excelsior, killing fwos employees and do
ing much sdalftdse
4 third avalanche almost overwhelmed
the Pension -Germania Five dead have
been taken from this building, but it is
feared that others are buried under the
Ewreckage..
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-12-26
RADICALS ONLY
OPPOSE RETURN

Labor Leaders Continue Opposition to
Government s Railroad Pfan-Ex-
change of Authority Begins Soon.
WASHINGTON, Dec PC. President
Wilson's proclamation returning the rail
roads 10 their owners March has re-
ecwed general appreciation except from
he radicals in and ont OF Washing on
who have fought steadily. and by every
possible method for 4 continuance OF
government control Tor at least two years
in The hope Of ultimate government own
er,hip,
Government officials legislators and
representatives OF practically all Of the
parties at.intercst in the present railroad
situation regard the proclamation with
favor. Many labor leaders and Plumb
plan advocates, who have sought con
tinuarce of government control are bit
terly opposed
The major feeling with many Of those
/ interested in the roads is one of relief
rather than Joy 1t was pointed on
that to all practical purposes the method
means nothing except the carry ing out
Of the legislation now pending in con
@re~s for the return of the roads and
means non interference with this lcgisla-
ton The proclamation. il is said. great
| ~ relieves the fears expressed by railroad
executives and others that labor adyo-
Gates OF the Plumb plan had reached he
President" with their theories and that
the executive might undertake contin-
uance Of government control
The practical turning over OF the roads
II private control viii be begun imme
diately. Director General Hines has only
waited for word from the White House
before undertaking the active program
OF actually turning over the roads to pri-
waite management. The functions of the
railroad administration are to BE- grad
ually turned over 10 corporation officers
by the simple process Of making them
| temporary representatives OF the railroad
administration This will mean the slow
casing OF operating and financial burdens
from government to private shoulders
and at the same time will guard against
loss of powers that might be needed by
the government
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-12-26
KILLED IN AVALANCHES.
A Sanitarium and Hotel at Geneva
Partly Buried

GENEVA, Dee % The avalanches
which occurred a the mountain resort OF
Davos Yesterday caused terror among
residents and visitors and resulted in Il
number OF deaths il the village itself
One ha@c powdery avalanche swept down
upon a sanitarium, smashing doors and
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-12-26

Governor T. W Clement has APP
pointed james A. Stacy of White River
Junction as toll bridge commissioner
in place of Gilbert A. Davis Of Wind
sor, who recently died. Mr. Stacy was
u member OF the house Of 1915, and
was prominent on the commission from
Vermont that had TO do with the send
ing of the s;twmill unit from New Eng
land 70 England during the first year
this country was in the war
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-12-26

The Central Vermont railroad sta
ton at West Hartford was destroyed
by fire Tuesday evening and much
heavier loss was threatened for n time,
W. w. Munsell $ general store and
warehouse being in the immediate dam
ger zone The loss on the station is
estimated at $1,000, the building being
one of the oldest structures on The
Central Vermont line.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-12-26

Mrs. George Raymond of Burlington
Was asphvxiated and many other resi-
dents Of Park avenue were endangered
Wednesday morning by gas which es-
capped from a broken main People in
half q dozen lleuSe> on that street were
effected by the gas, and no doubt the
loss Of lie would have been greater
had it not been for the activity of Ed
win H. Chase in telcphoning to the
gas company and awakening other res
dents of tie street. At the residence
Of George Raymond, Mrs Raymond
YVES found unconscious and she died
not long after the family had been
aroused Her two daughters were in
sensible and were Immediately rushed
10 the Mary Fktehcr hospital. At the
residence Of the John Morrill,, the on
tire family, consisting Of Mr. Morrill,
and WIFE, Two daughters and two sons.
and Mr.. Morrill, father, were in bad
shape. hut recovered when taken into
the open alr with tho exception OF the
two daughters, who were sent to the
hospital IS soon rs possible. Sylvester
Ploof AMI wife and their son and wife
and Two children were partially over
come hut all will recover.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-12-26
VERMONT NEWS.

Mary, tmeedays-pld daughter. Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Corey Of Barre. is
dead. The Child when born weighed
70 pounds.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1919-07-03
NINTH FEDERAL DISTRICT u 5
Il CITIZENS. ARE ASKED TO BUY :
$25,000,0O0 IN WAR STAMPS

---, X &
The Inauguration of d campaign to-
sell at least $4,000, GOO worth ( Of.
Thrift and War Sayings StardRs, to.
people of the Ninth, n ederal Reserysl
District between now, and jana asy9lsty
1920, was announced by theodore:
Void, Governor of the Ninth Distrist
Federal Reserve Bank. a 1
Last year the people of tIIs district
bought $53,0O0,O00 worth ,sof stamps.
So far in 1919, the sales kaSa.amonats
ed to only, $2,528,0O0. This is cofisid-
cred a very poor showing IN viewiof
the fact that the Government needs
the, money and is depending upon a
very much larger sum from this
source OF revenue. With the Liberty
Loans out of the way, those. in charge
of the War Savings work believe that
sales can be rapidly increased and are
working out plans for comprehen-
Ysive campaign to bring about this
result. - ~ +
""There will be no district, country,
nor city allotments Of War Savings
Stamps" said Mr.. Void. "Neverthe-
less the Government expects each
community and individual to do his
full share in spending wisely, saving
carefully and investing in Government
Savings Stamps. The campaign so
far this year has been conducted ON
the basis of thrift education first and
sales second. Neither the Treasury
Department. nor the Ninth District
Organization have changed their
minds in regard to the Vital import
ance of teaching our people the value.
of thrift and the plan to continue our
efforts to induce the forming OF thrift
habits, but Treasury officials insist,
and rightly SO, that s the proof of.
progress m the thrift educational
campaign is the sale OF War Savings
Stamps. For this reason the War
Savings Organization all over the
United States is going to make an eff
fort to increase sales, and since the
Ninth District is not id the habit Of
tagging behind the rest Of the eounl
try, we are now devisingI ways i and,
means to urge people to save and in
addition, to invest their savings in,
Government Savings Stamps n fs = !: i
The Ninth District War Savings
Organization consists of the Central
Organization III Z Minneapolis aid a
County organization in every one Of
the 2S5 counties Of the district. Since
before the Victory Loan campaign
there has been comparatively little,
War Savings activity, but those in
aharge are now worlang 70 put the
pfganization into SHAPE. <tS perform
thSis ask 81. carrying Oh an inten-
ivsssampaigntd thrift education and
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1919-07-03

= > .
The main aatufes of tie aampaigh
for the remainder Of the year, as OUT
lined by M E. Harrison, Distsict
Director, afe as fellows: -
IL First-The organization of War
Savings societies in every school room
OF the Ninths Federal Reserve District.
sThe organization of school societies as
a. means of teaching the Happy
Habit" to the children has met with
hne success. There are already 1000
active school War Savings societies.
~ is planned to increase this humber
to 5000 watch is tie total number
OF school roorhs in the district. = n
SECOND-The organization of War
Savings societies in all industries in
the district employing five or more
people. There ARE now over ! 900 in
dustrial societies enrolled and this
work will be carried on intensively by
the Central and local organizations,
especially in the larger centers of
population until the industries are
completely organized. d 80
THIRD-The perfection of a COM
splete women's organization that will
extend over the entire district. This
|twill be, under the direction of Mrs.
+ c.. E. Severance who is considering
the best plan for the making over of
the Women's District Liberty Loan
Organization into an active War Saw
ings Organization that will perform a
large part of the work to be done.
FOURTH-The increasing of the
purchase of War Savings Stamps by
the work of all societies and county
organizations. backed up by national
thrift publicity. e
FIFTH Unless sales are increased
sufficiently by the methods outlined,
it will be necessary to put on dis
striet wide intensive selling campaign
in which. everybody will be given the
privilege of purchasing, or .pledging
to purchase stamps. ~
/ 'sThe War Loan Organization Of the
Ninth District can be. depended upon
to give good account Of itself, y said
A. r. Rogers who won national prom
inence by his successful direction Of
four Liberty Loan drives in this dis
trict and who is ali active member of
the Advisory Committee Of the War
Savings Organization.
!. lssThe people 81 this district finished
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1919-07-03
Social Events vel, IS.
z: !. :: =. 2

MR.. AND MRS. JOHN :MoND-.
loch entertained at. dinner Wednesday
the ]. B. Sauers family, the Jos. Sauer
family and Mr.. and Mrs. F. N. Sauer.
- Mr.. AND MRS NAT. NATHE EN-
tertained J. B. Sauer and family and
MI. and Mrs JOS. Sauer and son Of
: Forsythe, Mont, and Mr.. and Mrs. F.
N. Sauer of Wibeaux, Mont, at din
,ner Sunday. E
as
MISS I. HAZEL RoSENBERGER
and Cassius Clark were married at
the Baptist parsonage, St. Cloud, Sat
,urdsy5 june %, 1919: Ths birdie is q
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. J. F. Rosen-
Aergerlof Sauk Centre. ahe gfoom Is
= SON Of Mrs. CIasence Harrington Of
Burtrum and was but recently dis
CHARGED from military service. The
young people became acquainted while
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1919-07-03

five are to continue prosperity at
home and our nations leadership
throughout the world. We can lend
no more valuable assistance in bring
ing about the conditions we want
than by aiding in the War Savings
movement. Il have faith in the
organization built up throughout this
district and, / hope that every county
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1919-07-03
/. Church Notes,
M,thodist EpiscopA
r. r Thomnson past Pastor ;i Asses'SSf

M..hodis. Episeopal
z. E. Thompson, Pastor.
Sunday school at HAS a. m. i. !,
Eprosnfs UsaguaSAt1.o0 p. nj Y
Rev. Thompson will have returned
from Ohio and wifi have charge III
the services Sunday, July Is.
elssst zsc-sss tSg:sss ases,.IIs.s!
s, Congregational Church Notes. - :!
Rev.SC S: Sparkes. Pastor. -!
Services next Sunday will be at the
usual hours. Morning service at 10;
evening service at 500. Enter We
into His cate With thanksciyngSand
into His courts with praise. '''r''7-
Church of she God s.ma6ssssegG
Rev. Arthur Goodger, Rectorc1
Services Sunday, July 6ths Holy
communion and sermon at 1890 a. m.
Sunday school IL to loo p. ~ ~
~sour'Eady Of the Angeis Church. 'a7a
REV. John A. Fearon, FASTER.
Sunday-Early Mass at TOO q. m;
High Mass, sermon and Benediction
Of the Blessed Sacrament at 800 a.
M 4 el -. eims E u
: -4ss22zsss PAUL. Ckdrclk -.
Rev. Anthony ART, Pastor. Il
Sunday--Low Mass at 500 q. m;
High Mass at 1000 a M Vespers at
1880 p. m.
Week Days-Mass At 800 .. N.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1919-07-03

the bride was teaching school at
,Rpstrum two years ago. The happy
couple. ars enjoying 81 6short honey
moon with relatiYss 3ats SaIk Centre
and Burtrsm and viii Isave the first
pt thesw for their home near San
Md, where Mr.. Clark owns a
farm. The many friends of the bride
in this vicinity, whilerthey were some
s#Ras% SURPRISED over the event, are
profpsssip their CONGRATULATIONS r..
the HAPPY event. ~ y =,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1919-07-03

chairman will exert every effort and
every man, woman and child in the
district will take some part in the
campaign Of savings and thrift that
will be carried on in this district dur
ing the remainder of the year"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1919-07-03

MAGHINEsGUN GO. RETURNS.
. Sank Genta machine Gun company
of tbs Sixth Esgt. Minnesota National
Gasnkia charge 4of espt. Parker, re-
turned to Sank Centre Friday after
Observation-Disclosures service for
six daYs MfisYing the ornado suffer
ers at Fergus Falls. /
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1919-07-03

ATTAsGAs. sAUK CENTRE OIL
CO.-adv.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1919-07-03

: A1TAGAs. sAUK CENTRE OIL
C0y-adv.' = .. 1