El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-08
Bu MONTAGUE GLASS.

fEet a very unfavorable opinion OF Ital
iians BY being shaved in one OF then
ten cent palace barber shops, under
stand me, so even If them newspape
linen couldn't apprec late the perform
iance without a librettO, understand
Nhey could anyhow see for themselTe.
that the Italians in italy is doctors ant
lawyers, clothing dealers and bankers
lust the same like the Americans are
IN America. and If they can pass The
word back home. with a Few details OF
how it feels 10 be a foreigner in for
ieign country, that wouldn't do nc
harm neither"
J That is something which an Ameri-
3 can newspaper correspondent wouldn'i
touch on at ALL Abe said. because
I bet that every last one OF them has
ALREADY sent back 20 America an ar
ticle about this trip TO Italy, which
when the readers OF his newspaQ eI
looks at It, Mawrusss not only would
{ they think that ne understood Son
lnino's speech from start 20 finish
Z understand. but also that every time
{ the newspaper feller is in Rome, which
I the article would lead one 20 believe
has been on an average of once a week
for the past ten years, MaWruss, him
and Sonnino drink coffee together"
''Ain't he taking a big chance when
he writes a thing like that?' Norris
commented.
Vow A chancer' Abe exclaimed.
Why, to read the things that a few
iof these here Washington correspond
ents used TO write when they was in
America Yet, you would think every
one Of them was pestered 70 death
with telephone messages from the
white house where Mr.. Tumulty says
If the newspaper feler has got a little
spare time that evening the president
would consider 10 big favor II he
would step around to the White house,
as Nj Wilson would like 10 ask him
an advice about a diplomatic note
lord George in regards TO the freedom
of the seas OF something"
But don't you suppose the news
paper which a nervy individual like
that is working for would fire him on
the s9Ot-" Norris observed
Not at ALL" Abe said. because the
newspaper owner likes people to get
the idea that the newspaper has got
such an important Teller for a Wash
ington correspondent. just as much as
the correspondent does himself, Nav
russ. so you can imagine the bluff
some Of them fellers is going TO throw
now that they really got something
interesting TO write about like this
here peace conference II Mr.. Wilson
gains all his IA points, y'understand.
the special Paris correspondent OF the
Pa, Daily Register IS 60
INK 70 WEA-e nome ana ne cQulQ nave
gained Is II he would only have lis
tened to me- Also, 8Iawruss. during
the next three months II the peace
conference lasts that long. the readers
Of the Cyprus, n. J.. Evening Chroni-
Gle is going 10 get the idea that presi-
dent Wilson, Clemencesu, lord George
and a Teller by the name OF Delo NJ
Jones. who IS writing peace conference
articles for the Cyprus, n. J.. Evening
Chronicle. the in secret conference to-
gether every day. including Sundays.
from ten a. m to midnight. fixing 10
the boundaries between Rumania and
SerVia"
Well them boys has got to produce
something 10 make their bosses back
IN America continue paying salary and
travelling expenses" Morris said, be