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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
HORSE TO FOLLOW THE DODO.,
Fverybody's.

Every horse and mule in the United
States ought to be taken out and shot
There are 25.000.000 such animals,
They should be eXterminated as soon
as we can dispense with their services
a horse or a mule is one of the most
unreasonable things alive. 1t pulls a
pillow over four acres of ground and
then in year It eats all that one of
these acres produces. 1t cats as much
when it isn't working as when it is
No one knew this fact until lately
The business man IN the government
during the war discovered it.
I'm giving this fact, not to illus
trate the undoubted truth that there
will be over million farm tractors
in use within the next three years, but
rather to show how. delving into
Americas business center IN WASH
ington-the center where the Ameri-
can business man had, until recently,
place in government-you find as
tonshing facts beyond number They
are facts which the business man,
when he got into the musty old offices
in Washington, brought to light.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
EVENING UP.

If customers are required to pay
twice as much for shoes, clothing and
other articles found in mercantile es-
adjustments as were asked before
the war, then merchandise stock is
presumably twice as valuable as form
erly. That is the theory of two and
two make four that is being followed
by the state tax commission agents in
adjusting assessments. In six towns
southeast of Albuquerque one agent
reports raises aggregating 1885,
1920.
OF course there may be instances
where increase is not due altogether
TO added value of articles. but in part
to purposefu evasion. especially
where assessors have been incompe-
tent to judge of merchandise values
or to ascertain quantities of goods on
hand.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04

Oh, my Beloved-What art thou, OH
rarest among women?
Behold, thou art my Rib and my
Backbone, which were presented to
me in the Garden of Eden.
Thou are the Waterloo, before
which | fell from single blessedness.
In my folly l thought to remain
81 bachelor all the days of my life.
But THOU Camest-and all was
over with me!
Thou art my shield and my fort
ress against OTHER women which
seek to ensnare me. Thou art my
private detective. who guardeth me
against their wiles. my alibi in times
of need.
Thou art my steering-gea upon
the straight-and- path and my
passport unto Heaven.
Thou art the hand Of wrath which
maketh me to hesitate in the face of
temptation, and the tongue of fire
which causeth me to turn away from
the smiles of sirens and the lure of
poker parties.
Thou art the human safety-vault
for the keeping of my conscience, the
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
TODAY'S EVENTS

Today is the 15Oth anniversary of
the birth of Sir Thomas Lawrence,
the eminent English portrait painter
Sir Louis Davies, chief justice of
the supreme court of Canada, today
enters upon his 18th year.
Today is to be observed as boy
Scout Sunday" by two thousand
Christian Endeavor societies through
out the south.
The Old South church, in Boston,
today will begin a celebration of the
250th anniversary of its founding.
A statue of the late Governor l.. S,
Ross of Texas is to be unveiled today
at the Texas Agricultural and Me-
chanical college.
One hundred and fifty thousand
sermons are to be preached in as
many churches in the United States
today, urging jobs for soldiers, sailors
and war workers.
New problems confronting Judaism
as a result of the war are to be dis
cussed at the first annual United Syn
agogue of America Spring conference
of the New England states. to be held
today in Boston,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
WOMEN ON THEIR WAY.

A suffrage map shows that among
western states New Mexico stands as
the one commonwealth that has not
through a legislature followed the
early lead of Wyoming in extending
the election franchise fully to women.
Defeated but recently through the
unWillingness of a few members of
the legislature to give the ballot to
wives, sisters and daughters, who in
the war and in other activities have
deserved recognition of fitness for
participation in public government,
the cause is not lost.
Public disappointment and disap-
prevail of the views of the opposing
members is evident.
Legislative vote now might result
differently. Should an amendment
be submitted to the states by the Uni
ted States senate the New Mexico
legislature would most likely join the
majority in approval. The state plat
forms of both national parties are
still pledged to enact an equal suf-
frage statute in this state.
AS the suffrage question now stands,
according to the count made by the
woman's national party, one more
vote must be secured In the United
States senate in order to secure sub
mission to state legislatures of an
amendment to the national constitu-
ton. SiXty-four votes will be neces-
are assured--3S republicans and 25
democrats. In opposition are 10 re-
publicans and nine democrats.
The states where sentiment is
against equal suffrage are mainly
along the Atlantic coast and in the
Gulf region. And in those states it
may be that only politicians hold
back the suffrage tide.
Nine newly elected senators have
announced intention TO vote for sub
mission. Not one of the new senators
has announced opposition. Four in
Guiding one republican, Senator Keys
of New Hampshire. are non-commit-
tai. Except Senator Borah every
western senator is on record in favor
of submitting the suffrage amend
ment
In the middle west Senator Reed of
Missouri, Hitchcock of Nebraska and
Pomerene of Ohio were on the other
side. However. the legislatures of
| Missouri and Nebraska have requested
their senators to vote for the amend
ment, and they may comply.
The three new democratic senators
who are -Committal are Dial OF
South Carolina, Harris of Georgia and
Harrison of Mississippi. The senti-
ment of the southern politicians has
always been averse to giving the bal
lot to women. but this month Ten
nessee took a step forward when the
legislature yielded to a feminine lobby
and granted them the franchise in
school elections and for presidential
choice.
That the women of America will
win after securing an opportunity
through the national senate is a fore
! gone conclusion.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04


logue leading to that naughty utter
ance, "Thc words of Job are ended"
which falls like the tolling of a great
bell; then the interlude protest of the
Young Matrimonial youth against
self-revering age-interrupted by the
intolerably moving Voice in the Whirl-
wind that Voice so difficult for mere
humanity TO express; and finally Jobs
humility beneath it.
The restoration, described by the
two narrators in their admirably stat
uesque inches to right and left. was
soothing and beautiful; but its mood,
50 much Lighter than the main trag-
edy, made one almost wish that the
actors would follow the mandates of
modern higher criticism, which as
cribes the final chapter of Job" to Il
later and cheaper poet and thereby
DEGREES its omission.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04

idents have been much worried about
their relatives in the old country. In
many cases they have not heard from
them for a long time. Or in others
they have had information that broth
ers or fathers have been killed in the
war. or that mothers and sisters have
died from war conditions. It is no
wonder that many return to visit
those who are left, and plan for the
future.
There is always a,large drift back
to the old country of men who came
over 10 get some money, planning to
return and buy little places about
their old homes. These people take
the first chance to return after peace
was declared. The country is not par
the loser by their departure.
To hit the class of aliens who come
to this country without desires to be-
come citizens, it is proposed by some
that unnaturalZed aliens be heavily
taxed. Some put 500 year as a
fair assessment If they paid ii, they
would claim a corresponding advance
in wages to meet the cost Of living.
The employers would place the addi-
tional cost on the consumers of their
products. But the wage scale would
be advanced, thus protecting common
labor.
Of making these aliens realize that
residence in this country is a valuable
privilege. A somewhat smaller tax
to convey the idea and en-
courage naturalization would seem a !
good proposition.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
Totlay'S BirthdavS.

Sir Louis Davies chief Justice Of the
supreme court of Canada, born in
Prince Edward island, "A years ago
today.
A. Mitchell Palmer, attorney general
of the United States, born at Moose
head, Pa, AZ years ago today.
Rear Admiral James Dexter Adams,
T. S. N. retired. born at Catskill, n.
Y, II years ago today
William +. Corey, former president
of the United States Steel corporation,
born at Braddock. Pa, SO years ago
today.
Walt Mason, celebrated Kansas hu-
morist and poet, born at Columbus.
Ont, 81 years ago today.
Charles S. Deneen. former governor
of Illinois, born at Edwardsville. Ill,
Sc years ago today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04

hook Whereon I hang my excuses and
my follies. the accomplishing foot
stool whereon I may lay all my mis-
takes,
Thou art the spur which urgeth me
on to noble endeavor the whip which
driveth me TO hard work. the alarm
clock which awakeneth me from idle
dreams, the applause which crowneth
my success, the head-rest and the
soothing draught which comfort me
after my labors.
Thou art the custodian of my di-
gestion. the steward of my pipe and
my razor, the guardian of my appetite,
and the Keeper of my collar buttons
and my cravats.
Thou art the repository of my sor-
rows and condolences and troubles, the
anaesthetic for my moods, and the
bearer of my grouches.
"When thou sittest ut the head of
my table, thou art more decorative
than cut flowers and gold service,
more eXpensive-lookng than cham
payne. My PRIDE delighteth in thee
when thou goest forth beside me,
arrayed in all thy glory, thou art a liv-
ing advertisement of my financial sta
hility and my generosity. My vanity
runneth over.
Come then, oh Beloved. let me sing
thy praises and cover thee with gar
lands and rubies and imported clothes.
For thou art worthy!
Let the Bachelor rejoice in his
cynicism; hut as for me. I am one
man that knoweth a GOOD THING!
Surely, all the days of my life. l
shall be guarded and waited on and
thought for, and coddled, and catered
to. and envied.
"And men shall turn to gaze after
me in the streets, marvellng.
Yea, they shall murmur one to an
other:
".'See. see! There goeth a man who
ADMITTETH that he is Happily Mar
ried-and is unashamed! The Only
FRANKLY Contented Husband in
Cdptiyity!" Selah.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
RETURNING ALIENS.

United States are now returning to
their former homes at the rate of
LOCO a day. Some assume that these
people are largely those who were not
in sympathy with American life. or
were positively disloyal in the recent
war and are glad to get out.
There may be some of this class
and the country is well rid of them.
But 1t seems more likely that these
are more largely people who wish to
see their home folks. but intend to
return here. A great many alien res
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
ST. PAUL'S ENGLISH LUTHERAN
CHURCH.
Corner Silver and Sixth.
Arthur NJ Kuudsen Pastor


Gas a. m.--Sunday school, with
classes for all. A. W. Kraemer, supt.
II a. m.-The pastor will preach on
"Our Eternal Home" at the morning
service. Anthem by the choir, Praise
the Lord (Kempthorne- WILSON,
p. m.--Christian Endeavor meet
ing in charge of Katherine Shaver
and Dora Wedinger. Topic, Serving
God"
p. m.-Evening worship. Mes
sage by the pastor on Can We Be
Too Religious?" A statement in the
Bible says BE not righteous over
much,' What about it? The choir
will sing, "Rejoice in the Lord" (Mc-
PhaiD.
For the week: Monday. p. m,
Christian Endeavor business meeting
at the church. Wednesday, D. M,
prayer meeting. We welcome you to
all the services.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
BROADWAY CHRISTIAN CHURCH
Corner Gold Avenue and South
RroadWay

+. Gaylord Roberts, Pastor.
Residence 120 South Broadway.
Bible school, Geo. bearing. super
intendent, GAS a. m.
Communion and preaching at II
a. m.
Endeavor Society at 7 p. m.
Preaching following at p. m.
The genral public is most cordially
welcome and invited to all services.
There will be a very important
business meeting in the broadway
Christian church at the close of tht
service this morning. The matter of
the choice of a minister and other
important business will be brought
before the congregation. All mem.
bers are urgently requested to attend.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
Today's Anniversaries,

1769-Sir Thomas Lawrence, famous
painter, born at Bristol, Eng.
Died in London, jan 7, 1880.
I796-TIorace Mann, the great pioneer
of modern educational methods
in the United States, born at
Franklin, Mass. Died at Yellow
Springs, o., Aug. 2. 1859.
1S59-Great banquet given in Paris
in honor of Paul Murphy, the
famous American chess expert.
1SS6-Seven policemen killed by an
archists in the Haymarket riot
in Chicago.
1910-Commander Peary in London
received the gold medal of the
Royal Geographical society.
1912-The Isle of Rhodes was seized
by the Italian fleet.
1915-Russians defeated the Turks in
the Caucasus after two days of
hard fighting.
1916-BraZl notified Germany of her
intention to investigate the
sinking of the Rio Branco in
order to defend her rights at
sea.
1917-Squadron of United States de-
stroyers reached Queenstown
to begin patrol duty,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
FIRST METHODIST EPISCOPAL.

CORNER Lead ana South Third.
Charles Oscar Beckman. 49,. Pastor
Miss Edith Gorby. .... .Deaconess
- Sunday school at GAS a. m. d. A.
Porterfield, superintendent.
Preaching by the pastor at IL a. M
and s y. m. Morning theme, Are
Physical Affections a Handcap?"
Evening subject 1.-THE Lost Trail"
Epworth League at p. m.
Special music. morning: Anthem.
Praise Ye Jehovah" (Porter); solo,
Miss Halle Mitchell
Evening: Anthem. THE Good
Shepherd" (Salconer); duet, Mrs My
ron II. Bates and Miss Louise Watson.
welcome for ALL
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
NORTH FOURTH STREET GOSPEL
HALL
n.

Sunday school and Bible Glass at
9:45 a. m. Come, let us reason to-
gether" over the Scriptures.
II a. Undertaking of bread in re-
membrance of the Lord
8 p. m.-Preaching of the Gospel
by Carl Amending. Subject al
most, But" Believing the Gospel
of Christ to be the power of God unto
salvation we continue to preach it.
Is your soul saved? Whether or not,
you are welcome to our services.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
FIRST CONGREGATIONAL
\ CHURCH.
Corner Coal and South Broadway.
Harold S. Davidson. PHI. d.. pastor
Residence, 1924 South Edith.

Residence, 1924 South Edith.
Sunday school at 9:45. The mems
Bible class will discuss the national
program of employment administered
by the United States employment SER
vice.
Morning service at II o'clock. Sub
Iect of sermon: "The Boon of the
Weekly Rest Day. What Would We
DO Without It?" Employment Sun
day. Special musical feature: Pre-
lude, (a) Andante, Beethoven; OBJ
Romanza, Mozart: offertory, Prelude,
Gounod; solo, Teach Me. Father, I
Implore,' (Blanchard), by Mrs. VIM.
Horton.
Evening service conducted by C. r.
society, with an address by the PASTOR
at o'clock. Subject. "Our Relation
to God Serving" Matt. 20;20-2S. Con-
secration meeting. Leader, Miss Es-
Their Dye.
Midweek meeting for prayer and
fellowship on Wednesday evening at
7:45 at the home of Mrs. Leonard,
1908 South Hill.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
CENTRAL AVENUE METHODIST
CHURCH.
Corner Central Ave. ana Arno st.

A. T.. Bowman, Pastor.
H. G. Spruce, Superintendent of
Sunday school.
Miss Elizabeth Lord, director OF
music.
9:45 a. m.-Sunday school.
II a. m.-Preaching service by the
pastor. Subject, The Coming of the
Kingdom"
p. m.-Epworth League.
p. m,-Preaching.
Morning music: Anthem, Grown
Him Lord of AL" Solo. Miss Lord.
Evening music: Anthem, I'VE Test
Our Lives by Thine"
A welcome for all
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04

The Tulorosa basin threatens to
become the scene of the next big oil
boom. 1t has everything favorable,
according to the biologists, and sever
al companies are putting down drills,
which is the final test, Old oil men
say, coil is where the drill finds it,"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
One Year Ago Today in the War

Field Marshal Lord FTench APP
pointed Lord Lieutenant of Ireland.
British airmen dropped 90 tons of
bombs on stations behind German
lines.
u. s. Third Liberty Loan campaign
closed with subscriptions amounting
to $4,170,0 900, 000.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
NJ. f.. CHURCH (SPANISH.)
West Central - Old Town - Opposite
Court House.

II. OgilVie. Pastor.
2:30 p. m.-Sunday school. Miss
A. NJ. Osmond, Superintendent.
$3.50 p. m.-Preaching by the pas
tor, Subject. "Tithing."
Wednesday, 1880 D. m.-Epworth
League; a short prayer meeting fol-
lowing the league.
At 10 a. m.-Sunday school at Las
Varelas NJ. f. church, Varelas road.
M. p. Baca, superintendent
A hearty invitation to Spanish
speaking people. We need your help.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
ST. JOHNS EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
Corner Silver and Fourth.
Rev. Winfrcd III. ZiegIcr, Rector.

Phone $50.
Sunday services;
Holy communion and II n. m.
Sunday school-9:45 a. m.
Nespers-4:30 p. m.
The Rev. DR.. Donald McFayden
will preach at the Vesper service.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
For n Weak Stomach.

As a general rule all you need to do
is to adopt a diet suited to your age
and occupation and to keep your
bowels regular. When you feel that
you have eaten too much and when
constipated, take one of Chamberlain's
Tablets
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
IRRTTATED.l
Johnstown, Colo. Breel

YOUNGSTOWN, CoIo.' Breeze.
We're not much of fighter but II
the son of a gun who spit tobacco
juice on our office window Sunday
night will come in and make himself
known, we will make an effort to beat
hell out of him.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH.
Corner Lead Avenue and BROADWAY.

Rev c. Ross Payne, state Sunday
school secretary, will Occupy the pulpit
both morning and evening.
Eighteen seals will be presented to
Sunday school teachers completing
books of the normal course.
Miss Thurman and Mr.. Kanady will
St
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
EMANUEL EVANGELICAL
LUTHERAN CHURCH.
Corner Gold and Arno Streets.
Carl Sohmid. Pastor.

ZUU SOIIIH NFHO SIFCCI. PHOHe ZU4I.
Sunday school-10 a. m.
Services at II a. m. and s p. m.
Rev. P. Kretzschmar of Las Vegas
will occupy the pulpit. both in the
morning and the evening services.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04

Are you going to bring a soldier
home? Buy a 5000 bond and you will
be doing the trick. You will also get
the money returned to you by Uncle
Sam, with interest added.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
NOTICE.

The churches of Albuquerque are
cooperating with the United States
Service in finding jobs
for returning soldiers, sailors and war
workers. They appeal to employers
to keep their openings listed with the
nearest local office of the u. S. EN-
ployment Service or its bureau for re-
soldiers and sailors.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
CHURCH.

Sodality mass at Z.
Children's mass at $50.
High mass and sermon at 10.
Evening service at 7:30.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
Corner Fifth and Silver Avenue.)
Hugh A. Cooper. Charles II.
Mexican Pastors

GAS a. m.--Sunday school. +. B.
Crsty superintendent.
II a. m.-Morning worship. Ser
mon, Running Away From Respon-
sibility."
z n. m.--Christian Endeavor.
s p. m.-Evening worship. A SER
vice especially for the young people.
''Some Things Necessary for a Sue
cessful and Happy Life"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
HE WAS TOUGH.

When you asked his permission to
marry his daughter, was the old man
put out?"
"No--but was"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
Sunday Church Services
c WHERE TO WORSHIP TO-DAY Z

with, us at the Public library, in the
southwest basement room, for the
breaking of bread and Bible study.
Our lessons for Sunday. May A.
Senior class, Romans, 18th chapter;
Junior class, Acts, 18th chapter; Pri-
mary class, option of teacher.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY.
Christian Science services are held
at Woman's club every Sunday morn
ing at HOO o'clock.
Sunday school at 9:45 o'clock.
Wednesday evening meetings at
o'clock.
Reading room open daily except
Sundays and holidays from 1880 to
$50 p. m, room 8, Melini bldg"
Ape w. Central, Melini building.
A free lending library, includ-
ing all the works of Mary Baker Eddy,
and other authorized Christian Science
literature, is maintained in connection
with the reading room,
The public is cordially invited to at
tend the sunday services, the Wednes-
day evening meetings, and to visit the
reading room.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04

The tax on luxuries should never
have included Ice cream on a hot day
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04

Copy for church notices should
reach this office not later than Friday
noon in order to avoid the weekend
rush of work and insure publications.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
THE CHURCH OF CHRIST.

J. H. Edwards and r. "A. Talley.
elders.
You are cordially invited to meet
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-05-04
Sayings of Mrs. Solomon
BY HELEN ROWLAND.

Copyright (The Word)
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1919-03-12
Sufragettes Denounced.

Louisville, Ky, March 11.-Rcsolu-
tions denouncing the attitude Of mill
tant sufraHists as "unwomanly and
reprehensible' were adopted at the
annual convention of the Kentucky
Equal Rights Association here today.
Another resolution praised President
Wilson for his "unswerving loyalty to
the cause of the cnfranchisemerf of
women and FOR bringing the nation
safely through the war "to the dawn
OF a new day of peace founded on
mercy, justice and good will"