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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1919-12-17
FOURTEENTH DECENNIAL CENSUS
49, IN JANUARY

on every ten years by the constitution
of the limited States and by act OF con-
gress will start Jan. 2, 1920. The presl;
dent has issued a proclamation statlne
that it is of utmost Importance that inns
census be a complete and accurate re-
port Of the population and resources % %
the nation. He says it is the duty or
every citizen to answer all questions on
the census schedule applying to him and
the family to which he belongs, and to
the farm occupied by himself ana lam.
ily. and any person refusing to do so Is
subject to penalty. The sole purpose
of the census is to secure general sta-
tistical information regarding the popu'
latfon and resources Of the country. NO
person can be harmed in any way by
giving the information required. There
need be no fear that any information 80
given will be made public. Each cltl-
zen win be asked the following ques'
tons: s,-..s,- =, ..-.. -. r.. g.,ss ~
1. Age at last birthday.
2, Each person ten years OF age ana
over will be: asked whether ne IS aple
to read or write.
8. Each person will be asked his
birthplace as well as the birthplace OF
father and mother.
to the United States will be asked, .and,
{ if naturalized, the date of becoming
Citizen; also mother tongue or native
language. =, Z
S. Each head of family will be ask
ed whether his home is owned by him
or rented. If owned, whether the home
is mortgaged or free Of debt: ~
g. Each person will be asked ms oc'
cupation and whether he is an employer
or employee or is working on ms own
account.
The farmer will be asked important
questions as follows: -g,..,sf.,
i. Each occupant Of a farm will ebe
asked how many years, If any, ne work
ed on farm for wages; how many
years, if any, he was a tenant; and how
many years, if any, he farmed as an
3. Whether he (a) owns, or 90 rents
farm, or wether (D he operates the
farm for others as a manager or super
3 intendent.
8. How many acres in his farm?
Number OF improved acres? Number
Of unimprovsd acres and number OF
acres of woodland ?yss rs <2gsgs,ss,s .-,. >. -.
8. Total value of farm? :. Total value
of buildings? Value OF implements and
machinery on farm? ~ .
S. Whether farm is mortgaged? If
so, the amount of mortgage sfg z q!
6. ExpenSes for feed, fertil izer and
labor in the year 1919?
Z. Several squestions concerning ar
tificial drainage of Shis farm.
s. NUMBER of COWS, horses, sheep,
chickens and other domesticated ami.
mails on the farm Jan. l, 1920? Hi
4 9. Quantity and acreage ofgall crops
grown on the farm in 1919, Including
fruits and vegetables? 2sT
10. Quantity of milk and butter sold
off the farm during the year 1919?
! II. Acreage Of timber land on farm
and value Of forest products?
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1919-12-17
FINE IMPROVEMENTS WITHIN
THREE YEARS

This department received q call from
Mr. Nels Jensen, Of section 26, Wash
ington township, on Friday afternoon.
Mr. Jensen had business at the court
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1919-12-17
POTTAyyATTAMIE FARMER AL
MOST FROZEN .....

Frank Dudgeon, of near Councll
Bluffs, lay for three hours in a snow
drift the other day, and when found de,
clared he was, just beginning to feel
comfortable. Dudgeon was driving
home from Council Bluffs when his
team became frightened and ran away
He was thrown from the rig INTO ~, d
hinge snowdrift. His brother, when the
team reached home, drove hurrledly
back over the road but did not find the
injured man until he had driven into
the Bluffs and back over the road again.
Dudgeon's body was almost lost IN the
railing snow. AS it is he is in critical
condition, his ears, nose, feet and hands
are badly frozen. 's-.4
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1919-09-12
geantenipabl Ser &plll,ltbnsritter.

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Aopocat, snbert 9. Jlor, 8aroell,
SSpiepb Sbniter,, S1rl1ere 8ahe,
Gbas. 8. Sinesbei11l MenBere 8abe
ssSral1f gdert,, Erl1itee al1f bret Sabre,
&nrl 8. @i6ten. Gin &aplan, Geo=
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M6brliber1 geribte Der 8ean1ter1 lDl1r=
ben IN oieler Gerfa1nnllnng 11icbt bor=
gelegt.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1919-09-12
syarmer I'M fyeloe
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partsging, obne gelenft 5l1 tperoe1.
Ser Sit Nor leer. gel6ts Gntes OBJ
nelto, begob er iib oil Die betreftel1oe
Stele, no erapie geban1lt 1tebeal1t bl1eb,
uls Ell 1etllen Bater leblos 5D11OeH
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iab. Ser SOB 1llllBte fltr5 porber
,ei1lgetreten ieill..
81. S. $. 8ogel Dnroe Don Dent en-
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all Die l(nglildsitatte. Gr fonltatler=
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ib1t fl1r5 Dor Den1 sltffinoe1 Der selz yet
ebe gerilrt babel1 1niiile:
sSa Seem Him begraben.
9ie 2eicbe muroe nab pen1 Wobll= W'o1b
bouie Ser @eiln=5arn1 gebrabt, no tie
bis Donl1erstag perblieb. @e1terll=
n1ittog fal1o iobann po1n Tra1terban1e
aus Inn | llbr l11ittags Das Begrab=
uis itatt. Ser 5raneroienlt mltroe
gegen 2 l1br IN Der bteftgen GDange=
li1cbel1 Betbelz&ir0e abgebalten, mo-
ral1f Die 8eilebutlg alrf oen1 bteltget1
5taotfrfeobof erfolgte.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1919-09-12
Begelr Sic gsDilffe'rlisa. Z

sssl1 elmer an so iifttnob i'm 2ineplln
Narf 5u @ibboi1 abgeb baltenet Ser SER
.fa1nlnlnllg bielt Ser riibere aongqreB=
abaeofonete grnelf 2ll1loeell Don
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sen selrliprahen .gegen Die slnnqlblnllee
Dess B6DIf IferIiga ertrageS Durd ben Sc
nat Der .gerei1lig gtell 5taateft. 81 be-
.al1tmortefe iii ,fflnrer l11to allSlfbrl1z
der 8eii{e olie sJrog gg8as ipn ssllllez
rifa nit Der g ollfferliga at1fange 81
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1919-09-12
Gsgen Sic Si,berfatloie.

sssll ges D9oi11es, Solpu, filloet III
sen gagel1 BON %. bis "a Geptelll-
Der eine Geriall1llllung pon Gerlonen
.itatt, sic. III Ser Selltl1obaitsptfleae
taGtig iinp. slle 5taatesL Die III Der
Racbbarfhaft bes Wsil'iilippitales lie=
.uel1, neroen altf oenelben 0ltrb De
Iegatell pertretea ieill. Die sl1rti=Ilt=
berflllolegelpegltl1g miro an ittarf=
iten pertreten fem. Sic Delegation
.oieler Organization bolten III ben ge=
nanlltelt Iogen ibre Sabresoer=
1a1llnlllll1g ub, nit oen1 aupfquartter
int Sort Ges W1oitles=5otel.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1919-09-12
@elolanlmlnltg fiir
politil6e 3uefe
3irf11larbrief an Sic peridieoenen
Banfen Der 3miaingsitaOfe eat=
balt @nffDrbernng gum geitrag.
uMmerican gDmmittee" betRt bic.
llel1gebilbete Organization.

gine1 st. NonIer gericbt el1t=
|nebnlen mir oie Oeitteilul1g, mie
|ber jogenanlrte illllere Sting Ser
Bolitifer I'M 5taate Mi1lneiota
oerel1 8en1iibnagen auf Die Ser
binoerung uller mabrel1 progreiz
T iiDell MaBnabne1 geribtet limo,
lid) bon oen 8a1lfen Der 3miHi1gsz
lltaofe in ibrenl Sample finan5ien lllt=
teritiiben laiier. Die 9lngaben ii1ro
einern griefe el1tnonlmell, Der pon
Better oes W1ii11leapoliser Clearing
6alie un bic oieienl ongei6lo1lenel1
gonfen Der 3miaingsltdote geid)idf
lporDen III.
s33llr llnteritt iilibllllg elmer llelten SO.
1lomflage= ganiiatiolL DIE oen 9eaz
men rMmerieal1 Committee fiibrf,
tperoel oieIe 8anfiers gebetelL ie
nod ibrern finall8ieaen germogetr 10
lno 10 piel bei3lltrage11. ltnter oe1l
l1nritdl1bell lit es niebt 5u Diel geiagt
tpe1t1t man beBauptet, bob oieies Or
iuben ais Elm gefebl 5u betracbtelr lit.
Denl1 mir lpe11ige @eI6aftsleltte III
oen 3millingSitdoten miiroen eS tDa=.
gen, iih elmer Srber aus oerartiger.
ll1ene 81 mioeriebelr, iogar IN oen1
6ane, oaB iie Der S5ade, fiir Die Dos.
sGelo a1fgenotnnen miro, feino}elig.
.aelinllt iei1 ioatell. 9lae Nrbeitge=5
Der groberer 8etrie6e iperoen erlllbf,
-11ibt me1tiger nls $500 bei5uitel1=
.ern. Die 9lrt nnb 8eile oes 8orge-
.bens erillnert an bic bon S. s. Weor=
aan & So, als es ii6 oarllm ban=
oelte, bier5nla11oe cine gelpiiie sln5abl
englifber l1tlo fra115oiii6er gonos
Il1nter5l1bringe11. Nur tDenige fonz.
Sen oan1als Ben Waut, 1ih Der slnoroz
l1u1lg 81 tDioerieBer.
@ege11 ben 5D5ialts1nlts.
llno. 10 aud bier. DaS A5eigt Der.
pom IA. ssSuli 6atierte 8rief. slns.
oie1en1 Briefe lit n1lter anoerenr err
lidtlid), oaB Elm 5err 80 S Chiffon
gor1ibe1loer bes uMmerican Commit
tee III, 1no oab bieieS @on1itee biszz
ber sic 5nnln1e bon 100000 our
gefdrnpfung ser gl1s sbreitl1ng oes so
8ialisnll1s III Min1eapolis altfgez
.bradbt bat. 8eiter beibt es,, oaB oas.
Clearing 6ollie iih erbofen babe,
$4,000 5u bieiena Son6S bei5niteuz
ser1r. Comm miro ieoer Banf Der Bez
.fraq algegeberl, oen lie Der grnarz#
fllng ge1ndB fiiir oie Nrbeit oes Mmez
.riean Committee abgeben 1oa. Ser
5Brief fragt oie ll1lfer1brift bon S. s5.i
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Sin 3meig @al 5treets,
Da5 ,9lnerican Committee" 1T
.faflahlicb ein s3peig oer 8an 5treets
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oiejelligen bon 1leltetrt altf5l1nebme1r
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ten. gIIs goripallo oie1lf ibnen oabeif
ste geballpt ptang, Bob fie ben sfaoifa=
55liis11ns mo 5o5inI iisnll1s befampfel.
8sssIb geHrebell gebts oal)irl, 55ltr
8reiidllng hires 8 eles 5dllle1l Sir
den lltlD aaIIl1bs al benlisen, ie 11adz
Sem 11iisd oie gelegerbeif bietef s
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Organization beio1loers geget Die ors
qaniiierte q Mrbeiferi ihn III II oie geons.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1919-09-12
@rnnoeise faltfe.

ggabreno ser pergangenell gSocbe
hot sl1pt. gl. S. Wueaer oie Geltoe1l5
on gepro grpaomap 1iatblt Der Solt '
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8rpqotpap ltllD oer erltel1 5lio ltraBe. e
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fa1ft unD @ll S. ssasenof bat 1et1t sln8
s}elioen5eigelltnlt1 on S5ito sl)tl111te1ofd 1l
Gfrabe ali eillel 5errn gergtlra1l1ll q
bon sSadion perfalift
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1919-09-12
iasrl. 2eollel gsogel elpobl pero1l

sri 2eolla gelpobl peronl==
s1faltete bergangelle ggSobe eille slaz a1lz
fetidaller fiji fiir u Gliie Raoffe, oie5I
.4ill1 raicbIten Monaf bon gasslll Soapez5
meier als gbefrau bein1gefiibrt tper=
sen miro. ssffaoffe tDar bier 4
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go tll,aeitenf llllD sbe1iii itst Diele sreltll=.
So ii, SET e5faot Cine groBe ln5ahl.
ssreltl1oiinlle1l 5o1allerI ten
sltaeqe1l llllDls oliie ie ftigaI
sroilt nit 1ttii Diele lii lliii efen 8eifbgellE
tel.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1919-09-12
Sefanntu

sllle iplge Sic nabrerln ser Dies
.;iiaibrigen 8rotDn Gpllllfp eSalr Erl=
lnien anerfonnt mltr6cn, fonllelr pie
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ssebnfe Ser 5a,usnleiiter oe5 8romlt
lGpllutp Ia1lo1Dirfic ftlid1ell sSercit1s
miro Die silts5abllt'lg belprgelt.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-09-03
54TgN5 THE NEWS SCIMITAR o4HY COMIC PAGE
MAGAZINE FEATURES
VNCIE WIGGILX 81
6BEDTIME STOHY


"Oh. good morning. Mr.. Longears,'
said the Skeezicks, sarcastic like and
obligatory. Il see you are at break
FAST
'Yes-yes. I'm eating a Bit said
the bunny a~pprehensively.
Keep right on eating-don't let me
stop yOa," said the Skeezicks, winding
his thin legs around the chair. 81
right on with your breakfast. | shall
be having mine presently, old DEAR
and he looked hungrily at Uncle Wig
gily.
me?' asked the bunny, not at all IN
v;tation-like. .
Perhaps It would be more correct to
say that I came TO breakfast on you,
said the Skeezicks. with a trace of sug-
gestion in his ton But proceed,
Uncle Wiggily. Eat your meal and
pretty tender this morning"
Then, in1eed, the bunny rabbit knew
there was trouble in store for him. But
be thought he had better eat his break
fast 60. as to be strong for whatever
might happen, and he stuck. his spoon
quite hard into the grapefruit.
"Whiz! Squee! Squirt
A stream of juice, almost as II you
had pinched a rubber ball full OF water,
shot across the room, and went right
in one of the Skeezick's eyes.
"Ohl wow! How o cried the
Skee, dabbing his face with his hand
kerchief. What was that"
my mistaken said Uncle Wiggily.
Tn eating grape fruit, o. know
and"
Eyes, l see" said the skee. but he
only had one eye left to see with. The
other was full of juice.
I'm try to be more careful, 'tssaid the
bunny gentleman. This grapefruit lis
awful squirty like"
He thrust in his spoon again, and;
''WhiZz! Whish! Squbb!"
Another stream of the sour juice shot
across and went in the Skee's Other
"oh, me. oh, my" howled the bad
chap. Now I can't see at all! You'll
have to stop eating grape fruit, Uncle
/ Wiggl,y. Stop it,
YES. I'll stop. I've had enough
cried the bunny. And I guess you
have, too! r. YOU can't see you cant
have any Of my souse! So out you
go!'
Then he pushed and showed the be.
wildered and mixed-up Skeezicks Out
Of the bungalow and Uncle Wigglly fin
ished his breakfast in peace, and the
bad chap had 20 stumble away to wash
the grapefruit juice out of his eyes.
so this teaches us that fruit is al
ways good to eat the first thing in the
morning. And IL the baked bean doesn't
climb out of the salt cellar. jump on
Of the over into the SOUP and splash
1t all over the chocolate cake, you may
next hear about Uncle Wiggily and the
! spaghetti.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-09-03
DOROTHY DIX'S TALK
OF A MAN MAKES THE BEST
WHAT KIND OF
BY DOROTHY DIX,
The Worlds Highest Paid Woman Writer.
HUSBAND.

What kind of a man makes the best
husband? q
This is a %conundrum that millions of
ing by the amount of marital unhappi.
ne& we see about us, most ladies must
be mighty poor guessers%
The choice of a husband Is ham
pered by one curious reconstruction and
that Is. that the very qualities that
make a man popular abroad make him
unpopular at home. The things that
dazzle the world in II man, such as
beauty, social talent, cleyerness, wit,
genius are not the things that fit him
for domesticity, so that the very attri-
butes that attracted a woman to a
mar before marriage are the ones that
are her undoing after marriage.
Therefore, one might well say to a
maiden who was selecting her life mate,
beware of marrying a very handsome
man, If o do you will always pre-
sent an invidious contrast to him that
your friends will remark upon. By
comparison o will seem twice as
homely and as old as you are and
people will always wonder as they look
upon you why he did 1t. Moreover, q
handsome mar never admires anybody
but himself, and in d family, If there
IS going to be any bouquet throwing
1t should be the women who gets the
nosegays, instead of the man. Also, hus-
band viii preempt all the glad raiment
lfor himself, instead of bestowing ut
upon wiley.
Don't marry a man who is what is
called a ladies' man, who is sloshing
over with sentiment, and makes love
beautifully and Economically. Women
will run after him, and he will hold
other hands than yours while he ex-
plores the psychology of the feminine
soul. Besides, the ability to make love
is an accomplishment SO rare fas-
cinating that no man who possesses 1t
can refrain from practicing 1t, any more
than a ma with a tenor voice can keep
from singing.
Don't marry a man who has a mis-
sion in the world, All missions lead
away from home, and such a mans
interest. and h~elpfulness are too preci-
Gus "a commodity for family consump-
ton. So far as the wife enjoying his
society Is concerned, a nan had as we'll
be addicted to drink as TO causes. Both
of them will keep him out at night
and use up his salary. The men who
are uplifting humanity on soap boxes
at the corners of the street are gem
orally letting their wives bend over
the washtub in the laundry. If charity
doesn't begin at home, 1t never gets
there,
Don't marry a man who Is too clever.
Avoid a wit as you would the plague.
The brilliant seldom scintiilate in the
family circle and a witty husband is
ant to find that a wife makes an adj
mirable butt for his jokes. He will
make her faults, her Toibles, her mis-
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-09-03
News Of Memphis
26 Years Ago
SEPTEMBER 3, 1893.

Prof Xeno, balloonist and trape2e
artist, while 1000 feet from the ground,
came near meeting death when his
balloon bug burst while he was loosen
ing his parachute, He raced to the
earth and escaped being e%nyeloped by
the falling bag by a few seconds.
The machinists and blacksmiths of
the Memphis n Charleston railroad
voted to strike unless the company met
their demands. The meeting was held
following the labor day parade.
Otto Zahn is en- route to the World
fair at Chicago, .
David b. Mcgowan has returned
from a two years stay in Germany
where he studied in one of the finest
universities IN the fatherland,
Miss Lucy Craig Hays and John b.
Hays, Jr.. have returned from the West,
Miss Edna Friedberg Is making a hit
on the stage, playing the part OF Lit
tie Lord Fauntleroy" in that play,
The marriage of Rosa Weinbaum and
Joseph Seches was suiemnized at the
home of the bride, 81 Market street.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-09-03
News Of Memphis
10 Years Ago.
Told Tales
3, 1909.
q Advantageous -

Negotiations for the transfer OF the
Southern railway old Charleston yards
to the city for park purposes has been
abandoned. The company asks Sl,OOO,VoU
for the property.
Contract has been let for the new
Central Bank and Trust company build
ing which is to be erected at the corner
of Madison avenue and Second street.
The structure will cost $500, 900.
Memphis won a ball game, defeating
the Birmingham Barons by a score OF
II to 8 In a smuggling match.
The town of Lenox is now a part
of the city Of Memphis. The town a
a debt Of only SIS. 900, A, ]. Williford,
corporation magistrate, lost his seat in
the county court on account Of the
abolition of the charter of the town
through annexation.
Mrs, S. II. Phillips and little daugh-
ter, Eleanor Albers, are at Tate
Springs.
Miss Julia Parker has returned from
a visit to Nashville and Birmingham,
Mrs. Cary Anderson and daughters
have returned from n "trip to Sewanee.
Mrs. Cecilia Walker and daughters,
Irma and Vernie Garrett, are visiting
friends and relatives in Matteawan, ILL.,,
and Terre Haute, Ind.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-09-03

takes, her most sacred feelings the
subject on which to hang his best
stories, and there are few women who
have keen enough sense OF humor to
enjoy being made a figure of fun.
Don't marry a superior man. Every
woman is glad to sit at her husbands
feet for a limited space of time, and
burn a reasonable amount of incense
before him, but Patient GriZelda left
few female descendants, and most of
us have a pretty conceit of u W
opinions and like to express them now
and then, The days OF Sir Oracle are
gone out Of fashion, and the hen, as
well as the cock, wants a share in
ruling the roost.
Don't marry a famous man, because
he belongs to the world and not to
his wife. The most tina the wife Of
a famous man can hope for is for an
infinteslmal portion of his heart, a
fraction of his time, and a slight de-
gree of his interest. His wife Is merely
among those f'also present" in his life.
She is not the whole thing. and to read
of the exploits Of your husband, and
hear the public applaud him is a poor
substitute for having his devotion, his
tenderness, his very thought for your
self.
Don't marry a man of too delicate
sensibilities, for If you do you will
spend the balance Of your life trying
to sidestep them, n you win never
succeed in doing so, When you ask
him for money you will jar him with
your materialism. In times of house,
hold stress when the cook leaves and
the beds are unmade, n the dishes
aren't washed, the s~ordidness of do
mesticity will CRATE upon his nerves
and disillusion him, and he will flee
to an affinity who has nothing to do
but manicure her nails and wear pink
negligees.
Don't marry a doctor unless you nave
searched your system n find that
you have not a faint of the green
eyed Monster about you, n that you
can think with pleasure of your hus-
band holding the hands and %gurgling
sympathetic speeches to languorous Ia
dies who make a profession OF invalid
ism.
Neither pick out a clergyman for a
husband If 0 have any inclination
to jealousy. for the clergyman, like the
doctor prospers by pleasing women, and
while q preacher Is saving the souls
of the good looking women in his CON
| gregation, his wife is mighty apt to
have hers torn into shreds by sus-
picion.
Don't marry a lawyer unless you are
devoid of curiosity and can stand his
having secrets that he won't tell you,
| Don't marry a Wall street man unless
you are a dead game sport who can
lose without whining, nor a merchant
unless you take a heart interest In his
grocery or dry goods trade.
f, In picking out a husband select Just
a plain, every day fellow who thinks
| you are an angel. and that he's In luck
to have won you.
| Copyright, 1919, by the Wheeler Syn
dictate, lnc.)
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-09-03
Just a Moment
DAILY STRENGTH AND CHEER.
Compiled by John G. Quinius, the
Sunshine Man.

The main secret OF Macaulay's sue
cess lay in this, that to extraordinary
fluency and facility he united patient,
minute and persistent diligence, He
well knew, as chaucer knew before
him, that
There Is ma workman
That can both worken well and hastilie.
This must be done at leisure parfaitlie."
Macaulay never allowed a sentence
to pass muster until It was as good
as he could make it. He thought little
of recasting a chapter in order to OBJ
tain a more lucid arrangement, and
nothing whatever of reconstructing a
paragraph for the SAKE of one happy
stroke or apt Illustration. When
ever one of hls books was passing
through the press M~acaulay extended
his interchangeable ind try and his
%scrupulous precision to the minutest
mechanical drudgery of the literary
calling. He could not rest until the
lines we're level to a hairs breadth,
and the punctuation correct to a COM
ma. . And 1t must be remembered
that Macaulay's punctiIious attention to
details was prompted by an honest wish
to increase the enjoyment and smooth
the difficulties of those who did him
the honor to buy his books.-Lord
Macaulay's Life.
I'm the Lord shall all the seed OF
Israel be justified. lisa. xiv, 20.
In Thee shall Israel trust,
And see their guilt forgiven;
Good will pronounce the sinner lust
And take the saint to heaven.
-
Thou. o Lord are a shield for me,
my glory. Pisa. Ill, ?