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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Two very pretty girls met on the
street and kissed each other raptur-
ously. Two Young men watched the
meeting. There's another of those
things that are so unfair" said one.
''What is that?" asked his friend.
He pointed to the scene; women
doing mems work. ladies Home
Journal.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21
AFTER INFLUENZA
WINTER COLDS
BAD BLOOD

You are pale, thin, weak-with little
vitality. Your liver is sluggish and the
bad blood causes your stomach muscles
to lose their elasticity and become fab
by and weak-then Indigestion.
Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
coyery, made from wild roots and banks,
and free from alcohol or narcotics, is
the great and powerful blood purifier Of
to-day. Ingredients printed on wrapper.
This tonic, in liquid or tablet form, is
just what you need to give you vim,
vigor and vitality.
Take it as directed and it will search
out impure and poisonous matter
throughout the system and eliminate it
through the natural channels.
You can procure trial package by
sending 10 cents to DR.. Pierce's Invalids'
Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Here's a registration yarn which
though late, still has its laugh:
Louis Yyyno was born in sunny
Italy. When he registered he was re-
quired to fill out an information slip
giving name and other personal facts.
He was bright boy and made no
mistakes until he came to the line
marked born" followed by a blank
space. In this Louis wrote down very
neatly the one word, "Yes"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

This is dry state"
"wives don't have to smell their
husbands breath when they come
homev
"Not when they come home. We
now have TO smell their breaths i'm
medlately after they've been down in
the cellar to look at the furnace fire."
Detroit Free Press.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear There Is
only one way. to cure Catarrhal Deafness
and that Is by a constitutional remedy
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
Of the system. Catarrhal Deafness is
caused by an infiamed condition of the
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube
Whea this tube is iniamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing. and
when II is entirely closed. Deafness is the
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re-
duced and this tube restored to its nor
NAL condition. hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases Of Deafness are
caused by Catarrh. which Is an infiamed
condition OF the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case Of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE
An Druggists 75c. Circulars free.
+. ]. Cheney & Co. Toledo. Ohio.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

One day last summer little Ned had
an experience" with a hornet. and
upon seeing another one on the win
dow next day, exclaimed. 20 mamma.
here is another one of those sharp
shooter flies in the house,
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Muggins-I never knew any one TO
be such stickler for the little nice
ties of social form as Dollttle.
Buggins - Yes; Dolittle wouldn't
even go TO work unless he had received
nm engraved Philadelphia
Record
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21
HURRY, MoTHERl REMOVE POL
SONS FROM LITTLE STOMACH,
LIVER, BOWELS.
GIVE CALIFORNIA SYRUP OF Flos
At ONCE " BILIOUS OR
coNSTIPATEO.

Look at the tongue. motherl II
coated, It is a sure sign that your 1T
tie ones stomach, liver and bowels
needs a gentle, thorough cleansing at
once.
When peevish, cross, listless, pale,
doesn't sleep. doesn't eat or act natu-
rally. or is feverish, stomach sour.
breath bad; has stomach-ache. sore
throat, diarrhna, full Of cold. give q
teaspoonful Of california Syrup Of
Figs" and in a few hours all the foul.
eonstlpated waste. undigested food
and sour bile gently moves out Of the
little bowels without gripping, and you
have a well, playful child again.
You needn't coax sick children to
take this harmless fruit laxative;"
they love its delicious taste, and 1t
always makes them feel splendid.
Ask your druggist for a bottle Of
california Syrup Of Figs" which has
directions for babies. children Of all
ages and for grown-ups plainly on the
bottle. Beware Of counterfeits sold
here. To be sure you get the genuine.
ask to see that 1t is made by the "Call-
fornia Fig Syrup Company" Refuse
any other kind with contempt.-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21
Egoisnn.

"Bliggins seemed exceedingly thank
full yesterday
Eyes. But he somehow manages to
make his gratitude sound like sheer
personal boastingY
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21
ELIxIR nAnEK a coon TONIC

ELIXIR BABEK A GOOD TONIC
And Drives Malaria Out of the system.
"Your .Babek, acts like magic; have given
Il to numerous people in my parish who were
suffering with chiis, malaria and fever. rec
ommend IL to those who Rre sufferers and in
need Of good tonic."--Rev. s. SzymanowskI,
81. Stephens Church, Perth Amboy, n u
Elixir Babelk. 50 cents, all druggists or b.
Washington, d. O.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21
DRUGGISTS! vICK'S VAPORUB
SHORTAGE OVERCOME AT LAST
A TREMENDOUS JOB TO INCREASE
OUR PRODUCTION


In this emergency we tried to do our
part. We secured the country for raw
materials-our Traffic Manager spent
his days riding freight cars ln--we
shipped raw materials in carload lots
by express and pleaded with manufac-
turers to Increase their deliveries to us.
But it was slow process. Some Of
our raw materials are produced OILY
in Japan-supplies in this country
were low and shipments required three
months to come from the Far East.
Then we had to recruit and train
skilled labor. We brought our sales
men into the factory and trained them
as. foremen. We invented new ma
chinery. and managed to install 1t on
Christmas Day, so as not to interfere
with our daily production.
14s JARS OF vAPoRU5 EVERY
MINUTE DAY AND NIGHT
By January LIST we had everything
ready to put on our night shift, and
since then our laboratory has been
running day and night. To feed our
automatic machines, which drop out
one hundred and forty-three jars Of
VapoRub minute or one million and
eighty thousand weekly. has required
a force of 500 people. Our Cafe De
partment, created for the benefit Of
these workers. served 1000 meals dur
ing the month Of January alone.
10 MILLION JARS OF vAPoRU5
DISTRIBUTED SINCE OCTOBER.
An idea of the work we have ac-
complished this fall may be given
by our production figures-13.O2s .97e
jars Of VapoRub manufactured and
distributed since last October-one jar
for every two families in the entire
United States.
During the influenza epidemic vfek's
vapoRub was used as an external ap-
plication in connection with the physi-
clans treatment, and thousandsvof peo-
pie, unable to obtain doctor, relied
on Vick's almost exclusively.
Literally millions Of families all over
the country, from Cali
fornia to Maine, and NM
from the Great Lakes NlS6
TO the Gulf. have found (x.
Vick's VapoRub the A~z/
ideal home remedy for ES9A
Group and cold trou- M1 dNA
bles. s.sH sfAN
'ORUBSs|2
! GOD 49,
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Garfield Tea is Natures laxative and
blood purifier; it overcomes constipation
and its many attendant ailments.-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

The moment you eat a tablet OF
Pape's Diapepsln all the indigestion
pain, dyspepsia misery, the sourness,
gases and stomach aeidity ends.
Pape's Diapepsin tablets cost little
at any drug store but there is no surer
or quicker stomach relief known. Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Yes. Rafalo. it is far easier to let
hair grow long than It is to write
poetry.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

More married couples would be hap
py il the husband was deaf and the
wife blind.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Nothing worries chronic kicker
like the refusal of things to go wrong.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Sin has many tools. but a lie is the
handle that fits them all.--oliver Wen
dell Holmes.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

1t takes Congress to settle a strike,
hut an unruly stomach is subdued by
Garfield Tea.-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

All children troubled with worms have an nm
healthv color which indicates poor blood and as q
rule, there Is more or less stomach oistnrbs nee
GROVES TASTHLBsS chill TONIC given regularly
for two or three weeks will enrich The blood, Inn
prove the digestion and act As General Strength
erug Tonic U the Whole system Hatnre will then
throw on or dispel the and the Child will be
in perfect health. Pleasant TO take &c per bottle
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

To restore a normal action to Liver,
Kidneys, Stomach and Bowels, take Car
field Tea. the mild herb laxative. All
drnggists-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

If man has neither friends nor en-
emies he has lived in vain.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

The sooner man shutIles off this
mortal coil the sooner his good quail
tiles will be recognized
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

One of the most satisfying assets
in life is the ability and power to tell
II carping critic just when and where
he can get of.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

~we have a duck Of a DOCTOR"
"(;reat Scott You don't mean tt
say he's a duack?"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Keep your liver active your bowels clean By
taking DR., Picrces Pleasant Pellets and you Il
Keep healthy wealthy and wise. Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Sore Eyes. Biood-shot Eyes watery Eyes
Sticky Eyes, all healed promptly with night
ly applications OF Roman Eye Balsam Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21
Her Occupation.

what Kind OF a woman is his wife.
Amandayr Il think she is what you
call mandatory"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

You rather like the man who APP
pears TO be Interested in your allment,
even If he doesn't care a whoop.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21
The Wise Chief.

Reporter-"What started the blaze,
chlef?p Fire Chief lin Whisper
Spontaneous insurance"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Opportunity knocks on your door
and Opportnnlty's nickname is Luck.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

The old man thinks he might run
and dive from the spring-board, but
he doesn't try Il.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21
UPSET STOMACH
PAPE's nIAPEPsIN AT ONCE ENDS
soURNEss, GASES, AciDiTY,
INDIGESTION.

Undigested foodi Jumps Of pain ;
belching gas, acids and sourness. When
your stomach is all upset. here is In
slant relIef-No waItlngl
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Busy men are seldom afflicted with
fits of melancholy.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21
nIcKsy1ApoRuBGzS


Ma-There's good little boy. Take
your medicine like father does.
Jimmie-Aw shucksl When father
takes his he always says that word you
licked me once for sayin'.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

EUHIIy DIsctFncu.
II see in your hand dark obstacles
to your happiness"
''Oh, I know. They are the loads Of
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21
THANKS OF THE PUBLIC DUE THE
DRUG TRADE DURING THE
fNEL UENZA Epl0EMfC

The thanks Of the American public
are certainly due the entire drug trade
retail, wholesale and manufacturing
for what they accomplished during
the recent influenza epidemic. The
war caused a shortage of physicians
nurses were almost impossible to OBJ
tain--the demand on the drug trade
was unexpected and overwhelming,
and to this demand they responded
nobiy. Retail druggists kept open day
and night and slept where they drop
ped behind the prescription counter.
Wholesale druggists called their sales
men Off the road to help fill orders
hundreds wired US to ship viclS's vapo-
Rub by the quickest route, regardless
of expense.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Any man who does you an Ill turn
will never forgive you for it.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21
The Deal Scheduled for Last
November, Which Was Post
poned on Account of the influ-
enza Epidemic, Is Now Rein
stated = Good During the
Month Of March.
OVER ONE MILLION JARS
OF VAPORUB PRODUCED
EACH WEEK

1t is with pride that we announce
to the drug trade that the shortage Of
Vick's vapoRub, which has lasted since
last October, is now overcome. Since
January LIST, we have been running our
laboratory twenty-three and a half
hours out Of every twenty-four. Last
week we shipped the last of our back
orders, and retail druggists, therefore,
are no longer requested to order in
small quantities only.
NOVEMBER DEAL RE-INsTATEp
This deal, which we had expected to
put on last November and which had to
be postponed on account of the short
age of vapoRub, is re-instated for the
month of March. This allows a dis
count of 1917 on shipments from job
bers' stock of quantities of from l to
4 gross. 80 of this discount is allowed
by the jobber and 81 by us.
We advise the retail druggists to
place their orders Immediately, so that
the jobbers will be able to get prompt
shipments to them.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

;NndAsddinlh ,liliIilIi,l;I.lil'.lV
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

Observation-Disclosures
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-03-21

the country, from CALI
fornia to Maine. and
from the Great Lakes
to the Gulf. have found
Vlck's vapoRub the
ideal home remedy for
Group and cold trou-
bles.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1919-08-02

\ niece If flannel dampcnod with
ChamtcrIaiH's Linimcnt and bound en-
over the seat IF pain is often more
affentual for q lame back than a nlas
ter and does no. COS: anything Ike as
much adv
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-09-17
PROMINENT MEN AND WOMEN
AID SOCIAL UNIT PLAN.

New York, Sept 2.-Alen and Wont
en- of national prominence are taking
an active interest in the Social Unit
organiza ton, a non-partisan body that
is striving to bring all the people in
to direct contact with governmental
problems and activities thru the medi-
UNI of neighborhood or social units.
The plan has been in effect in one sec
ton of Cincinnati for some time. Mrs.
alexander Kohut and Daniel Guggen-
helm are actively identified with the
organizati ton and the national chair
man of the body is Secretary Lane.
Charles Edison, son of Thomas Edi-
son, the inventor, is treasurer. Mrs.
Kohut is member of the National
Council of the organization.
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-09-17
WILL RECEIVE PRINCE OF WALES

New York-The personnel of a COM
mittee of prominent citizens to be
known as the Mayors Committee OH
Receptions to Distinguished Guests
has been announced by Mayor Hylan.
This committee Will receive the Prince
of Wales and other distinguished visi-
tors soon to. reach New York. Among
its members are Louis G, Kaufman,
treasurer; Abram /. Ellus, L. A., S.
Ii; and II. II. Guggenheim, Otto II.
Kahn. Adolph Ochs, Mortimer L..
Seligman.
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-09-17
COLORADO'S JEWISH HEROES OF
WORLD WAR.

The Jewish Welfare Board to COM
plete its records wants to have the
names of all Jewish boys in the SER
vice who received special citations, hon
ors or decorations, as well as the names
of all Jewish boys who gave the SUI
preme sacrifice, while in the service
of our. country.
Relatives or friends of Jewish boys
who received special honors, or who
died in camp or across the seas for
the great cause, kindly notify Jewish
Welfare Board, 3ll Mining Exchange
Bldg, SO that complete records may be
had. &[4t
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-09-17

According to cablegram received
by the Zionist Organization of Ameri'
ca from its London Bureau, the Brat
ish Government has appointed Il Brit
ish Commission consisting of Sill
stuart Samuel. who is President OF
the Jewish Board of Deputies, and
Capt. Phillip Wright to investigate re-
ports in Poland They are leaving
for Poland on September LIST to gather
information for the issuing of Blue
Book on the Polish Pogroms.
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-09-17
NOTED DERNIATOLOGlsT PASSES
-..,yr AWAY. -~
DIR. Joseph Zeisler Of Chicago Dies
Suddenly ut Mackinac Island-Heid
That Badness Was Largely Attrab-
utable to Bad Teeth.


Chicago, Sept. 1.-Dr. Joseph Zeis-
Ter, professor of dermatology in the
medical school of Northwestern uSh-
versity, died suddenly yesterday at
Mackinac Island, where he and his
family had been spending their sum
Iner vacation. DR.. Zeisler was the
author of number of lectures that
created nationwide interest In II
lecture on badness he attributed this
condition mainly to bad teeth
Some years ago in an article that
appeared in the Journal of the Amer
lean Medical Association he con-
demned "fads in medicine naming
nmong other things the injection OF
paraffin for cosmetic defects.
The deceased was attending der
natologist for the Mercy. Wesley and
Iieese hospitals and besides being ac-
tive in medical circles was widely
known as well in musical and literary
fields. He was sixty-flye years OF
;rge and practiced medicine in this
city during the past thirty-five years.
He is survived by his widow. Mrs
Theresa Feuchtman Zeisler. Il sou, Dr.
Erwin p. Zeisler, and two daughters.
Mrs. Edwin B. Mayer and Doris Jose
phine.
DR.. Zeisler was born in Austria. He
was at one time president CT the
American Dermatelogical Association
and was also chairman of the derma-
tology section of the American Acad-
envy of Medicine. Mrs. Zeisler and
two of the children of the deceased
We're with him when the end came.
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-09-17
MODERN. APPLICATION OF OLD
JEWISH PRINCIPLES.

The FatherhoOd of Goa and the
brotherhood of Man is the doctrine
which has been much preached in the
later period of the worlds history
Part of the doctrine is embodied in the
motto of the French Revolution, the
magic words Liberty. Equality. Fra
tcrnity. During the contest in the
United States over the slavery ques-
ton, no doctrine was more frequently
invoked by the friends of freedom Yet
We venture to say that comparatively
few of the general public are aware
that the doctrine comes from the words
of the Hebrew prophet Micah. Have
we not all one father? Hath not one
God created us? Why, then. should
we deal treacherousiy one with an
other" etc. But this by no means is
the only instance in which ancient
Hebrew words are treated as if they
were of modern origin. AS We re-
marked when the Liberty Bell was
brought here from Philadelphia for
the Exposition. and have several times
asked since. How many average Amer
cans know that the inscription on that
Bell Proclaim liberty turnout the
land and unto all the inhabitants there
Of" comes from one of the Books of
Moses. where it is set forth in connec-
ton with the Year of Jubilee when the
slaves We're set frees-,The Hebrew.
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-09-17
OF MOTHERS
CONGRESS- REGARDING
THE SCHOOL BONDS

The charge publicly made that the
school board is compelling the school
children to do political work, is ut
terly unfounded. Whatever is heing
done by the children, is done at the
urgent request of the Mothers Cong
ress, and not at the demand or even
at the suggestion of the school board.
After full investigation we became
were obsolete and wholly inadequate
for Denver's needs, that with few
exceptions, extensive alterations
would have to be made in the school
buildings, many would have to be
torn down and replaced ny modern
buildings, and that additional build
iugs must be constructed. Except IN
Il few instances. lighting and heating
were found unsatisfactory, and the
ventilation. or want of ventilation,
utterly intolerable. The overcrowdins
is such that some five thousand chill
dren are forced to attend classes in
insanitary easements, and thousands
OF others are crowded into rooms that
We're not intended, and that are
wholly unfit, for classrOoms.
The conditions we fouBu are no.
only disgrace 10 Denver, and de
NAL of fair opportunities to our chill
dren, but positive menace to their
health.
The reports of the school board and
the public statements of its members.
showing these conditions, having been
publicly denied by the interests op-
posed to tile bond issue, the officers
and members of the Mothers Congress
urged that school children De asked to
tell their parents in regard to the
oyescrOwding and the actual condi-
tons under which they are attending
school.
Whether this method of bringing
home to parents the truth that they
ought to know. be called machine pol
itics" or not, the Mothers Congress
accepts full responsibility.
SPECIAL COMMITTEE.
fSigned) Mrs, John Oakes, Presi-
dent; Mrs. Pierpent Fuller, First Vice
President; Mrs. Richard Crawford
Campbell. Second Vice President:
Mrs. A. L. Arthur, Publicity Chair
man; Mrs. William Ramsey. Former
President of Congress and member of
original Survey Committee; Mrs.
Charles Roe, Membership Chairman
Mrs. A. Fish. Editor Of Official Pub
LEGATION.
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-09-17
Irving Richman, 0. D.
Optometrist

sos Central Savings Bnak Build
ing. Office hours, 9 to II a. M,
2 to 5 p m.
Phone Champa 1851.
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-09-17

Rabbi Jerome Rosenf has resigned
from Temple Emanuel Spokane. Wash.
and will take up extension work under
the auspices of the Union of American
Hebrew Congregations. Rabbi Julius
i.cihcrt of San Francisco, has been en-
gagged as his successor.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1919-08-26
If Preachers Strike
Where Will We Be?

NEW YORK, August 25.-There is
nationwide unrest among preachers
of America, said the Rev. John Roach
Straton, pastor of Calvary Baptist
church, today, commenting on the
sermon he delivered last night on
the personal responsibility of the
devil for pfiteering and labor IN
rest.
Should the preachers strike:" was
the announced topic of the sermon.
Everybody in the world almost has
now gone on strike except the preach
ers and the undertakers, and I sup
pose we will be the next to fall
inn line" Stratton said.
He suggested that after red-hot ad-
dresses and other strike activities,
a resolution might be adopted by the
striking preachers, concluding with
the sentence:
but here and now we declare
to our churches and to the general
public that unless we are given i'm
mediately an eight-hour day and a
SO per cent boost in salary we will
go on strike and let them all go
to hell"