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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28
RATE IS
GIVEN APPROVAL
Chamber of Commerce Con
siders New Ell Paso Rate
Enuitable and Fair.

c. j.. Stratton. general manager Of
( the Tri-state Telephone company and
Of the Mountain States company, con-
WINGED directors Of the chamber Of
commerce Tuesday evening that ehe
EI Paso telephone increase is not un-
Just but was warranted by conditions,
When he had finished talking. the
directors voted that they did not con-
slider the increase unjust or uncalled
for. Mr. Stratton said he did not be-
lieve the new rates ever would put
the company over and offered TO
the directors would name. He also Of
fered TO show them TO any telephone
user who wished 10 have light on the
subject.
Mr.. Stratton was asked to come be-
fore the board after number Of
members Of the chamber Of commerce
had complained 70 thar body against
the recent increase in rates and had
aslled the body TO take some action
looking towards restraining their col
lection
we were either robbers eight years
ago when we got s. Ior business
phones and $3.50 for residential
phones or we are entitled 10 an in
crease today" said Mr.. Stratton. and
nobody ever accused US Of robbery
eight years ago. How many Of you
directors have not found it necessary
to increase prices2 The price Of ev-
erything has risen. material and labor
greatest Of ALL and in addition. the
cost 20 us in giving service with the
increasing business has been great.
Unru the recent increase we were Civ
TO talk to for the same price we
save you 5000 eight years ago when
came here
Cost Increases With Business.
The telephone business is the only
business except the newspaper husi-
ness wherein less money is made as
the service increases in number OF
subscribers When I came 70 FL Pas0
we were serving 1000 subscribers
that was eight years ago. Today the
Tri-Stafe is serving 11-0o0 suhscrib-
ers. When a subscriber had only 1000
people 10 talk 70, naturally. he used
the telephone, much less than he does
when he has 1900 with whom he can
converse This naturally makes Il
necessary 10 handle more business
from every line and makes IL neces-
sary to assign less lines TO an opera
tor, so our operating force not OnlF
iucrea ses with the new telephones We
put in, but II Increases 10 a much
greater extent Where a girl might
handle from SO TO leo lines when there
are only 1000 other phones that each
subscriber can call, she cannot handle
over 40 when there are 1900 who
can be called The reach is too far
on the board and the calls are too
frequent As the new telephones have
all been added at the same rate of
rental and the old phones continued
under The same rate. the company
found itself losing money. This was
one Of the factors entering into the
recent raise in rates. but high cost Of
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28

to be placed with the various banks
FOR collection
The directors instructed manager
K IL Roberts TO gather data and wire
It 20 Congressman Hudspeth relative
TO the needs OF the federal building
IN the way OF alterations and the cost
OF a new immigration building at the
international bridge, and free inter-
national bridge Mr. Hudspetn wired
yesterday that he hoped % ger ap-
propriutions for all three IN the suu-
Road Money.
Manager Roberts reported that the
state highway commission OF NeW
Mexico had agreed 70 rellnquish its
title 70 money appropriated By the
chamber Of commerce for road build
ing in New Mexico, and 70 The trans
fer OF the fund 10 the sup
erintendenr OF roads OF Otero
county. The transfer has been made
and $500 has already been sent en-
gineer Roy Flamm for this work
and ten teams are now clearing the
road between Orogrande and New
nan
A resolution was passed expressing
regret az the death Of J. T. Pruett.
pany. and extending condolence 10
his family. Mr.. Pruert was a member
Of the chamber OF commerce for
many years.
Indus trial survey
As the result OF a completion OF
an industrial survey on the manu-
featuring plants in FL Paso. John
Regan. manager OF the manufactur-
department. reported that his records
showed 101 plants valued at S15,l1f,-
500 with fS79 employees as against @
survey made in 1913 covering 4s
plants with f143 employees and rep
resentlng an investment OF S7,o-2, 500
Mr.. Regan stated that the figures
regarding labor represented minimum
employment and that two plants
alone in the city were almost 2Q01
men short when compared with thsir
payrolls for 1913. 4 second report
viii soon be made on the 50bbinE in
terests. and a third IS in course o.
development on the automobile in
dustry.
The board recommended the pay
ment OF one months salary 70 Mrs.
H. L Birdsley, resigned. as a tssti-
monial for five years OF service with
the chamber OF commerce Mrs Birds
ley was employed as a clerk at the
time OF her resignation.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28
Free Phones No
More For Long
Distance Thief
Stratton Explains Sharp
Practices OF Drummers
To Cheat Company.

-GeTornment control has done one
thing for the telephone companies %
said c. E. stratton. general manager
Of the Tri-State and Mountain States
Telephone companies. 1T has cut off
! the moocher who used the telephone
companies for his own purposes with
out paying Under the new rate cards
instituted BY the postmaster general
you cannot put in cali now, TO be
charged at the other end without
guaranteeing the charge yourself
Travelling men, before this rule
became operative. used the telephone
to inform their firms Of their arrival
at various places and never paid a
cent for it. A travelling man, we win
say for an El Paso house. on reach
ing Albuquerque and desiring TO
notify his firm OF his arrival. would
step into the long distance booth. call
central and saw 7 want smith & Co.
u Paso, reverse the charges. I am
Jones' The girl would call Smith &
Go. AZ Fl Paso and say TO them. '1fr.
Jones Is calling from Albuquerque
At your expense.
We won't accept his call the
Smith firm would answer. Jones had
arranged i beforehand that the firm
would refuse his call. but the firm
knew nevertheless by the call that
he was in Albuquerque and il would
forward him his new quotations and
his mail ana any Instructions it
might have for him
Garry On Business Free.
Orders have even been telephoned
in, expense money asked for. next
stops given etc by prearranged
codes. For instance, II Jones waited
to inform his firm that his next stop
would be Las Vegas, he might call
and say that his name was Brown
When central gave that name at II
Paso TO his firm. by a prearrauged
code 81 would mean that he was in
Albuquerque-the call denotiug that
and thar his next stopping place
would be Las Vegas. If he wanted
$50 sent TO Albuquerque. he might
put IN a call and say that his name
was Jennings When the firm got the
call that Mr. Jennings is calling you
from Albuquerque IL would know to
send him $50 70 that point The tele-
phone companies have been beaten
out Of large sums Of money IN that
way. New, however, II Jones wishes
70 call his Fl Paso firm from Alba
auerque, he must put up the money 10
ray for the call II the Fl Paso firm
refuses TO pay the tolls"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28

CHICAGO, III, Nay 28.-Dr- lynn
Harold Hough. author. lecturer and
professor OF historical theology at
Garrett Biblical institute. Evanston,
H.. was elected president OF North
western university Tuesday.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28

You VIII find everything here to
make your trip a pleasure. Weemen-
ton. Automobile picnic sets. flash
lights. camping outfits, thermos bot
ties and bathing suits. Don't forget
the kodak and you cant forget the
trip.
Feidman's. sos san Antonio st.-Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28

Coblenz, Germany, May 28--lBy the
Associated Press Male citizens in
the streets Of Coblenz were compelled
TO salute the American flag Monday
when the American third army's com
pOsite regiment marched through Cob
lenZ for an informal review.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28
ID. -. -. Ed IN &c.

Osteopaths-Drx. Armstrong, as Rob
erts-BanEer. Office PHI 1885, Res. $3.50.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28
material and Of help was the main
~outside OF city Service.

material and Of help was the main
.Outside OF city, Service.
Some people outside the city limits
complain that we charge them more
than we do the people inside the city
limits. These people should stop and
think Of tie investment 10 takes 70
give them service Think OF the cost
OF a wire from our central station 20
Austin Terrace. for instance, then OF
the cost OF tie Instrument. OF the pro-
poruonate cost OF the poles and al
that enters into giving service. How
long do you think 81 would take 70
pay for the cost Of installing that
telephone al the rate the subscri Der
pays monthly No telephone company
makes any money on the socalled
loug hauis. only the short ones pay
anything. There IS no money In a
residence phone 70 the company, bat
the residence telephones make our
business telephones valuable TO the
business houses all are necessary TO
make Up a complete telephone sys-
To Get Rebates.
eve are now making new maps Of
our telephone service in the residence
section. so as to give everybody in
side the new city limits the city rate
OF s. Those who were brought into
the city limits last month VIII be re-
bated next month some Of these
paid their old rate. because we did not
know the new city limits exactly.
People outside the city limits are
charged an additional sum above. the
city rate in proportion 20 their dis
lance from the city limits The eX-
tension OF the city limits VII bring
a lot OF telephone users who are still
outside considerably closer to the city
limits and win give them cheaper
telephone service IN a short time
Some OF them are due for rebates on
their last months bills.
The telephone company is only
irving 20 earn seven per cent on its
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28

DrH. irwin & Gray. Eye. Ear. Nose
and Throat SO Martin Bldg
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28

Phoenix. Ar-L. NAY &c. O. Case.
state superintendent OF public in
struction, IS sending Questionuaires 70
the different county seats In the state
for teachers eXamina rlons, which VIII
be held June and g.
Mention: Notice is hereby given
that there have been seized in this
collection district, for violation OF
section 1882, Revised Statutes OF the
.. s, at the times below stated, the
following described property during
the year 1917 Nov. IS, 4-5 gall alco-
hol. the year 1918. Jan. Il. SIS gall
alcohol. Jan O. > cts. alcohol. Mar 8
investment If we can get that. it's
all we want
New Exchange Branch soon.
I'VE have filled our central plant
about TO capacity with lines and the
next move is a branch exchange in
East Fl Pas0 with a new switchboard.
This IS going 20 cost US lot of
money-aud I don't know where We
win get it. We can only run a Few
months longer with our present plant
We already operate an auxiliary board
numbers above 10000. Wen have 20
have the new branch soon"
Vice president W. S. Crombie pre-
sided and directors o. J. Blnford. =.
". Norton, G. A. Martin E ". Kayser.
Hal z. Christie, E IL Lawrence and
G. 2. Ryan were present
Baptist Notes Payable.
The board voted 10 call for the first
payment Immediately on the notes
given towards purchasing the site for
the Baptist tuberculosis society. same
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28

Paris. France. Nay 28--lBT me As
ISOLATED Press -One hundred thou
sand persons in Poland are III OF
.typhus, according TO advices received
BY the supreme economic council Iy-
phus is increasing IN Poland Il IS cpl
demic in Hungary and a number OF
other countries in southeastern Eu-
rnpe. also.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28

Catch I'm IN the Act.
That's what a l1odaks for. But the
swapping is not all-the finishing
must be done right or you have
wasted your films Make sure. Take
films 20
Gandnrn. Next WiEWuui.
(Adv1
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28

DR.. s. A. schuzfer. eye, ear. nose
and throat Providence hospital build
ing Phone 365.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28

mDOHRT z avoid trouble. Leave
LIeONi4-AA- Baggage Checks a.
LonEwelTs. OF Telephons No l.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28

All afternoon and night trains Wed.
nesoay were reported on time
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-05-28

Dr. Anu= Isum. Bueklsr Bldg. Phi s77
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-10-16
EAST WINDOW
Comforts Of Life

True comfort can only be at
tanned with comfortable SUR
roundings. Our East Window
demonstrates the par excellence
of Living Room Comfort.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-10-16
ADVERTISED LETTERS

The following letters remain at this
Office uncalled for and if not delivered
will be sent to the Dead Letter office
on October 27, 1919:
Mrs. c. NJ. Button
Mr.. Leonard Berkey
Mrs. VIM. Dowsett
Miss Kathyrin Hornbaugh
Mr.. and Mrs. Thos King
Mrs. Maggie McKrenel
Mr.. II. L. Morris
Roland Newcomb
Mr.. Will Pause
Mrs. Harry Smith
Mr.. Chas. d. Smith
Miss Monabelle Proctor Stockbridge
Mrs. Arvilla Vann Alien
V. p. Cash. Postmaster.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-10-16
LOCAL NEWS ITEMS
DELUXE candies.-77-tf-c


Kitchen help wanted at once at
Wright House.-adv
You will find the best bread in
Butter Cup wrappers 02-tf-c
Hoot Mon!-The Kilties are COM
in'!-Idlehour Sunday-adv.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. Nye spent the
week end on a fishing trip to Hough-
ton lake.
Mrs. j. c. Chick is reported as
being very i'll at her home on West
Center street.
I'll take another slice of that good
Pan-Dandy bread please Model
Bakery.-14-4-c
DR.. +. G. Sluyter, osteopathic ply
stefan, State Savings Bank Building,
Alma, both phones. 57-tf
II. II. Smedley of Grand Rapids
spent the latter part of last week in
Alma, guest of c. V. Calkins.
Mr.. and Mrs. o. w. Hayes, Mr.. and
Mrs. K. K. Seig, and C.. V. Calkins
spent the week end at Houghton lake
The Alma Art club will give play
at the high school auditorium Mon
day evening, October 81 The pro-
ceeds of the play will go to the public
library.
Mrs. w. c. Stitt entertained her
sister, Mrs. Henning, and Mrs. A. c..
Gillett of Detroit and Mrs. George
Creaser of Grand Rapids, over the
week end.
Mrs. Hopkins Sunday school class
Will hold baked goods sale at Gran
dell d SCOTS furniture store Satur-
day afternoon.
Miss Rachel Saxon has resigned
her position at the Republic and has
left with her mother for Wabash,
Indiana, for a short visit, after which
she will go to California to spend the
winter.
Ora l.. Smith, prosecuting attor-
ney, and Alfred Willert, sheriff, of
Ithaca were in Alma Monday evening
and attended the reception at the
Gratiot Club, held in honor of Gov
ernor Albert +. Sleeper.
The time for filing applications for
enumerator for the census with w.
A. Seegmiller of Owosso has been ex-
tended to October 20, and those con-
templating filing of applications
should do so before that date.
The usual services of the Presby-
terrain church will be held Sunday.
Rev. VIM. H. Phelps of Battle Creek,
who is considered as one of the most
able pastors of the synod, will preach
both Sunday morning and evening.
Numerous former Alma college
students returned to this city during
the week as pastors of Presbyterian
churches. They were in the city at
tending the sessions of the Presby-
terrain Synod, the annual meeting of
which was held here.
I. Arnold Robinson of New York
! City is in Alma this week, and is a
guest at the home of his parents. Mr..
and Mrs. j. w. Robinson. His part
ner, Mr.. Smithers, accompanied him
to Alma and is also a guest at the
Robinson home.
The entertainment committee of
the Gratiot Club is planning on hav-
ing good speaker at least once each
month during the winter 1t is UNI
derstood that Edwin DENLY of Detroit
Will be the speaker who will appear
her next month. The Hon Joseph
Fordney is another speaker who will
be brought here.
Rev. V. X. Beshgetoor returned
nome last Saturday after an absence
OF three weeks in Lansing and Battle
Greek, as the representative of The
Continent. He reports very sue
cessful trip, and that during the three
sundays he was away, he preached
SIX times. He returned home to at
tend the meeting of the Synod, after
which he expects to leave for the
Fall and Winter campaigns.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-10-16
THEY GET ACTION AT ONCE

Foley Kidney Pills invigorate,
strengthen and heal inactive, weak
and diseased kidneys and bladder
Mrs. o. j. Ellis, sos Sth Av., Sioux
Falls, S. D., writes: 81 suffered with
kidney trouble; used to have severe
pains across my back and felt miser-
abl and all tired out, but after taking
Foley Kidney Pills | am we'll"
Sold by Druggists Everywhere.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-10-16
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat OF the disease.
Catarrh is a local disease, greatly nfiu-
enced by constitutional conditions. HALL
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh.
IL is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the
System. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is composed OF some OF the best tonics
known. combined with some Of the best
blood purifiers. The perfect combination
OF the ingredients in HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is what produces such Won
derful results in catarrhal conditions.
Druggists TJc. Testimonials free.
l.. ]. Cheney & Co, Props, Toledo, o.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-10-16
ChamberIain's Cough Remedy

This remedy is intended especially
for coughs, colds, Group and whoop-
ing cough. From a small beginning
its sale and use has extended TO all
parts of the United States and Go
many foreign countries. This alone
is enough to convince one that it is a
medicine of more than ordinary merit
Give 1t a trial and you will find this
to be the case.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-10-16
WEST WINDOW
Real Economy

Our West Window portrays a
super and artistic living room
suite that can be procured with
a small outlay of money which
means real saving.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-10-16

Hoot Monl-The Kilties are com.
inl-ldlehour Sunday.-adv.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-10-16

Circulation counts-.we have it.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-05-24
Wiadomosci re
South Chicago.

Osada Zjed. P. R. X, No. 1-szy Odbe-
die swe regularne posiedzenie W SrOde
2S-go b. m, o godzinie 80 wieczorem.
Wazne Sprawy do zalatwienia, Obec--
nose wSzyStkich wymagana.
Oh. W. Wi6czewski. Zam. pnr. S424
Baltimore ave-, od~sprzeda} sw6j sklep
z cukierkami i mleczarnie panu Ada
mowi Golebiewskiemu, kt6ry dotych-
Gas mieszkal pnr. S444 Exchange ave.
Zmaria W So. Chicago PAM Julia
Draeger, kt6ra zamieSzkiwala W tam
tejszem grodzie przeszlo 81 lat. Byla
marka znanych tam braci Draeger. Po-
zostaw1}a 13-cie wnuk6w i trzech pra-
wnuk6w.
Kontraktor malarsk OBJ. ]. Majew-
ski przerusi sw6j interes do swego no.
wego domu, kt6ry niedawnO temu ma
byS pnr. 2T2o - SS-ca ul.
Znanego ~porucznfka policyi 50. Chi
cagoskiej NJ. Jenkins'a ~zaskoczyla cho
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-05-24

W miniona srode o godzinie 5tej
popo4udniu W koSciele Sw. Jana Kan
tego, po4aczeni zostah dozgonnym
wez3em mafzenskim p. Jozef Male
cki z p. Helene Gorzyhska. Slubnej
ceremonii dopefnii x. Stsnisiaw
Siatka C. R., proboszcz W ~asystencyi
X. DR.. Kmiecika c.. r. i X. Wincen-
tego Rapacza c. R. Ma chorze Spie-
wal Choir ~miejscowy pod dyrekcya p.
Nowickiego, ktory od--
$piewai z akompaniamentem skrzy-
piec p. Tomasza Orzady ,.Veni Crea-
a parma Elzbieta S~tachowicz,
odSpiewala solo Ave Maria" mil
larda). Kosci6{ ma wewnatrz byl
rzesiscie oSwietlony. Druibowali "a
d~ruzbowie / druchny: -
Edw. Michalski, s~erdeczny przyja-
ciel pana mlodego ~druzbowai z pan
ma Maryanna Ma}eoka, siostra pana
m1odego; p. Edward Malecki, kuzyn
pana mIodego z parma Marta Grej--
czyk, serdeczna ~przyjaci6lka panny
m}odej. Dana honorowa byla p. Ma
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-05-24

,,Odkrylam, ze gGy ma sic pod
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-05-24

roba serca PREY 90Htej / Commercial
ave-. chorego przewieziono M stacye i
ulOzono do l6zka a rano zabranO go
do dOmu.
Niejaki Franciszek Carich. zam. pnr.
331j +. 92-ga ul., zapalil SwiatlO gazO-
we i otworzyi okno W sypialni | uiozyt
sic do snu. WidOcznie, Re chlopina Gle
Szyl sic sobOtnim zefirem wiosennym i
tax sic bardzo rozkoszowal p6zna pora
wiosennq, re rychlo tea przyby{ Nor
feuSz i Objai rozmarzonego W pulchne
ramona. Wiatr swiatio gazowe Zgasii.
W niedziele rano znalezionO Caricha W
stanie nieprzytomnym. w szpitalu o.
przytomnial. Gaz ulotnii sic Oknem.
W miniOna SrOde zmarla W so. Chi
cagO S3-letnia StaruSzka Ellen OMAHA,
Fam. pnr. 5000 Exchange ave. NieboSz-
czka przeszIo 80 lat temu mieszkala ma
narOlniku State i Madison I'll. Lubiala
ogromnie opowiadac ~anegdotki o we've
snych dniach rozwoju miasta Chicago
- a miaia tax dobra panied - re wSzy
stkie wypadki nawet mniejSzej 'wagi
opowiadala z najmniejszemi szczeg6}a-
mi - przytaczajac daty pore dnia,
pogode it'd. Najwiecej interesujacym
byIo opowiadanie o poAarze miasta
Chicago. Cieszyla sic czerstwem zdro-
WIEN ca{e prawie zycie i dopiero ME
dawno pred smiercia zaniemog}a ma
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-05-24

rya G6rzyhska, siostra panny MILO
del. Zabawa weselna odbylo sic
okazale PREY udziale najbliaszych
krewnych / znajomych W sail para
fialnej sw. Jana Kantego. Podczas
kolacyi przemawiaf X. Stanisiaw
Siatka c. R. 1 p. Franciszek SchoIl,
wsp6lredaktor ,,Dziennika Chicago
skiego" i odczytai powin--
szowanie nadeslane cd p. Karola
Wachtla. n~aczelnego redaktora ma
szego pisma. Obecni byli ~nastepuja-
cy ksieza: X. st. Siatka c. R., x.
DR.. Wojciech Kmiecik C. r. / Y. Jan
Drzewiecki C. R. Parma m}oda jest
solistka ch6ru Sw. Jana Kantego cd
dluzszego czasu, pan miody rowniez
jest czynnym czlonkiem ch6ru. Do
wielu zyczen skiadanych W dniu ich
wesela i my take doiaczamy nasze:
iyjcie zdrowo W jak najdluzsze lata
W ~szczeSciu i blogoslawienstwie b.
zem. Powyzsza fotografie wykonaf
D. Franciszek WiSniewski, z Kanto-
wa.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-05-24

Rzezimieszki ro~zpoczynaja OperowaG
ponOwnie So. Chicago. BylO cicho
przez pewien czas, lecz znowu sic zaczy
ma ia sama HISTORIC. Dziwnym tylko
trafem udalo sic pOlicyi so. c~hicagos-
kiej przytrzymac az trzech takich pta-
szk6w, kt6rzy ami sieja ami ora a je-
dnak sobie zyja dobrze. OTTO nazwiska
owych trzech: George Reed. Fam. pnr.
527 E. 45ta ul.; prawdziwe nazwiskO
tego faceta ma bye Harry Kline, Ro-
bert Boyd, Fam. pnr. 2242 W. 22-ga
ul, IL policyi znany jest pod przydom-
klein ..Mustache Pete. / Joe Ryan.
Fam. pnr. 1920 Washington Blvd. praw-
drive jego nazwisko jest Joe Putt.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-05-24
WynalaZczyni.

,,Niekt6re 2 najwiekszych wyna-
lazk6w ludzkich" - w~ywodzii po--
waznie uczony professor - ,byiy o.
wocem zwyklego przypadku i tylko
jemu je zawdzieczamy".
,.Zupelnie temu wierze" -
przerywa mu przysluchujaca sic pick
ma i m}oda %panienka. - ,,Ja sama
tylko W ten spos6b zrobilam wyna-
Lack.
- Coz to takiego?" - pyta pro
fesor.
- ,,Odkrylam, re gSy ma sic pod
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Me n~ajwiekszy.

On: - By3em z pewnoScia mai
wiekszym g}upcem, gdy prosilem Gle
o reke.
Ona: - Alez badz spokojny -
ME najwiekszym. Przecie ia twoje
oSwiadczyny p%rzyjeiam.
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ZydOwSki oienek.

Jeden bogaty zydek mowi do sad
chena: Daj pan ola moi c6rki meza.
On ME ~potrzebuje bic iadny, BIO une
sauna Iadna, on ME potrzebuje bic
bogaty. BIO una sama jest bogata,
IN ME potrzebuje bic madry. DO
una sama Jest madra, ale on must
\byc porzadny.
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.Zarty.
L adWokata

U adwokata.
- To jest bardzo trudna sprawl
moja pani, DO pania schwytano ma
goracym uczynku, jak PAM meza
osZukiwa}a.
- Jakto oszukiwa}a? To on
mnie oszuka1, DO on powiedzial, ze
wyjezdza ma trey dni, a W dwie 60
dziny powr6cif do domu.