South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-04-13

S1Ahy boPuAdtlohs ldtlie HoHueI
that during the past ~ months he
has fallen heir TO every ailment of
infantile depravity known 10 the
science OF needles. During the few
years he has been on the north side
he has seen the district grow from
state Of adolescence TO that Of a
sturdy oak; and his live manage
ment OF the bank has had no little
10 do with its development. The
deposits in the bank increased over
100000 during the past year. while
the surplus and undivided profits
keep growing by leaps and bounds
We have an idea that Louis will re-
quire a larger building some of
these days and when ne asks for il
he is going to get IT, The manner
( in which the business of the insti-
tuition has grown since he assumed
its management has been something
of a revelation to everyone in the
city who knows anything about
finance. Louis has a smile and
handclasp for every customer, but
those who are not get no such sig
nal honor. This picture which we
present OF him today was obtained
under duress We lured him TO the
photographer under pretense that a
fat account was awaiting him. When
he saw the photographer he knew
! II was a fake. He became positively
| violent. and when the shot was
about 10 be exploded turned his
head in a different direction. We
don't see why he should be so
modest. When logged out I'm his
funeral and christening clothes he's
quite fair TO look upon. although
somewhat inclined to obesity This
is Louis as we have known him
since he left the farm.
In a spirit of that benevolent Of
ficiousness which is forever impelI-
ing us to monkey with other peoples
affairs. we must urgently advise
you. Don't take 'em off yet"
If the girl has any sense. she will
keep her optic peeled for the young
fellow who is accommodating a bun
galow. even if he has to hof it "a
blocks a day going to and from his
work
A military peace is usually re-
garded a trihe stern and rough
neckish. but it would have been GER
tain 10 administer the squelch TO
bOlshevism. There are situations in
this world that never can WELD to
a treatment of platitudes, rersifiags
and piffle.
A Bennington newspaper carries
the headline. Ham and Eggs May
Come Down" The man who wrote
il ought TO be prosecuted for ma
I licious mischief in trifiing with the
sacred emotions, hopes and aspira-
tions OF humanity.
New York fashion makers say
skirts must be longer Paris says
skirts must still be shorter. This is
an interesting controversy, and our
| change is staked on Paris
1t will be just our party's luck,
after its faithful officials have
captured all the wildcat liquor in
the country, for the republicans 20
get in power and drink up the en-
dence themselves.
p. y. O. writes: DR. Proudht of
I OsceOla should have been a tailor.
but what we were about 10 say is
Have you noticed how true 20 form
the World Famed" is running ?
our city 10 the west has a propen-
sity for doing the right thing at the
wrong time. Immediately proceed
ing the fourth Liberty loan they put
on their war chest campaign. Now.
on the eve of te fifth loan, they are
having a House Financing cam
paign and also one for the chamber
Of commerce. What kind of a show
has Fred Woodward?
The new war tax on alarm clocks
is percent. II the power TO tax
be the power 10 destroy, personally
we favor tax on alarm clocks OF
5000 percent Then If the worker
sleep overtime, let him collect such