South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-06-01

7 was speaking % my wife's sis
tiers boy which is just getting ready
20 Eragawate from high school.
Mawrass. and I wish you could hear
the way that Teller talks. Mawruss.
Abe Potash said TO his partner. Nor
ris Perlmutter.
Il shall probably got 20 have that
pleasure. Abe" Morris Perlmutter
replied. because the first thing your
wife's relations does when they
gradsawats from school or go broke
a. the case may be. is 20 get a job
in this place and the second thing
they do is 10 get fired
Listen. Mawruss." Abe said. IF
would OF given jobs in this place
20 the number Of relations by mar
riags which you already stuck me
with. understand. / might just as
well run a free business college and
be done with IL. which what 7 was
going 10 say was that this here
young Teller was telling me that in
the old days when the Romans won
a war the way the Allies did they
used TO make the loser walk in "a
parade so that the Roman people
could see how them losers suffered. "
And what's that got 20 do with
my giving jobs 20 my wifes rela-
tions7" Morris inquired
1T amt got nothing TO do with
Il, but II you would Jet me open my
mouth once i'm while and not try
10 gag me every time ] want 20 tell
you something Mawruss" Abe con-
tinued. may be L could learn you
something"
Maybe" Morris admitted. but
when you start in 20 tell amOut how
smart one OF your nephews By mar
riage is Abe. it generally ends up
by our paying few weeks salary to
a young Teller which all ne learned
about double entry is making birds
with pen. so / just want 10 warn
you before YOU go any further. Abe.
that in the future with me. Abe, il
any OF your neDhews is an expert
bird maker with a pen. y'under-
stand. you should please find him a
job IN a millinery concern and let
me out"
II wasn't going 10 say nothing
about giving a job 10 nobody" Abe
protested. All 1 am trying to tell
you is that IL the treaty OF peace
which you talked my lead off about
the other day. contained a section
that the Germans should walk in a
parade and show to the allies how
tt~t peace treaty made them suffer.
Mawruss, Lenine and Trotsky and
all the other crickets who abuse Mr.
lican newspapers and the American
ladies who are attending that "a
rich Permanent Peace convention,
would Of called the allies all sorts
of barbarians, understand. How
ever. Mawruss, Il only goes to show
how unnecessary such "a section IN
the peace treaty would be, Mawruss,
because the Germans is now oblig-
ing wit IA wonderful Roman exhibit
ton OF themselves. IN fact, Nav
russ. from the lowest to the highest,
them German people seems to be
saying TO each other: Let's act
like real Germans and make the
worst OF it,"
Did anyone expect anything else
from the Germans" Morris asked.
Well from the way this here
four fiusher Won BrockdOrf Rant
Eau behaved the day they handed
him the peace treaty, Mawruss. -
Abe said. ut looked like the Ger
mans had made up treir minds 10
be Just SO stiffed-neeked as they
always was. MawrUss and L begun
10 think that they were going to
n eat II as case of So mechullah,
so mechullah. understand. but they
way them Germans is now crying
like children. Mawruss. there amt
going 10 be enough sack cloth and
ashes in Germany to 20 around
and them German professors will
have 10 get busy and invent some
ersatz sack cloth and ashes 10 sup
ply the demand"
Crooks are alwys poor sports
Abe" Morris declared lin particu-
Ear when they throw themselves on
the mercy of the people that they
dian't intend to show no mercy "a
themselves. Take this here Ebert
for instance. and he don't make ne