The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-09-02
THE SBAMY SIDE
 OF BROADWAY

Madame Dnsiree T,ouuovzE1. the noted inJerproartvu dancer. is not to be one If fhn interesting artists ar Lhy Hipuodrome this season
 "T had % perfectly lovely engage meul as to uurlua0." ano declared. '.h.rty-soNnu weeks. but tt had it's drawbacks. and ono of them was Lizzie"
 Madame Louboyaba explained that "IraE.c' was ono of the elephants. who entered upon the stage as suo departed
 Lizzie is a vampire" she coutIn- uod, 'aud as highly Gatorcd as felt myself when receiving her atrau- rtOns, J never did quite get accus- .omed to Lizzie reaching out her trunk and scfzing me about the waist l.r an aerial observation. just as nj. of affecuonate by-pIay. Lizzie found great joy in this, and would r1l be deprived. When ! sought 10 wade her she followed mo much as rro lamb followed Mary. and I could not break her heart by denying her inc pleasure, SO concluded tO per nit Lizzie Co think me fckle and stay away. My successor In Itzzte's affections has my utmost coudoIence."
 Madame Sonia serova. the dancor. who has conceived and executed more interpretive dances than any other dancer on lho stage, has the usual domestic difficulty in selecting and holding a group uf domestic servants.
 'Tf'her they do not like the air or Inc ocean" Madame Sorovl declares, Cor eise the color sl-omc Of tho house furnishiuEs does not match their complexion. And then there is a gar ruIous type, the type which insists upon e>pra sainE an opinion about everything rellrdless. ] had one of that sort last week" she confessed with 70 smile. "Thera was no subject jhat she did not know alI about, and none that she denied herself the prI- viloEe of talking about While serving toa she heard Eaozt announce the illness of a friend with typuus
 That's mighty bad disease. is typhus." couflaed tle maid. 'T know what T am talking about. IT lt don't sUI you it leaves you foolish for the rest of your life. ] know. I had it."
 Tho mistakes of the members of tur Typographical union are not un- known to newspaper readers, but Mrs Pietro You. wife of the coIehrat- ca organ virtuoso. who preceded her noted husband to their summer home nf Monroe. N. T., ls the aissovcrer 1f one of the most amusing errors within the annals of newspaper read ing.
 Mrs. Ton was seeking a colorod maid. and peruscd Inc local news paper for aid. Her attention was iu- stantIy attracted by this want ad.
 Green coIored girl wants position at homework
 And this was the only advertise mcnts in the newspapers. no wonder she was blue
 Tt Iq good to get back to old GUS toms. even for a few days. Captain Paul Gordon. a favorite Broadway ar- tor. has been in service for the past three years. and recently returned to resume his acting profession. lt is pretty well understood that it has boon prohibition all the time to men in uniform. and Mir. Gordon cele- bratea his return 10 the "civvies' by a Itte private party. He sent the in vftations to his friends on the eve of 1he prohibition period.
 Come over." the invitations read. ..vye are going to bury a Cor1screw.' '
 what is the general idea. of the conedy2" a friend teIephoued when the invitation had been received. "If won think buryiug a cork screw in- fcrests me. guess again."
 ooh. that's all right" Captain Cor don responded. "you will bo r0rercst- cd in this. We are going to bury it in a cork"
 His party was a success.