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other him, Married" ARE
mou
For marriage b friendship;
there a husbands bachelor
And 10 many years they foresathered again.
bosngy Of HIS
Happiness that the Bachelor end
lin nightly, and sighed:
a wretched, miserable thingl"
other condoled with him, saying
"Yea verify my BrOthey dine
and will introduce a Sweet Girl"
Safely the unlocked into
matrimonial net.
moonlight
Bachelor his Judgment
sented.
lis SOUL with sentiment
suburban trains the
the other sighed answered:
NAY. I Ny wife doth not LIKE IT."
the Bachelor said:
ahrst with for know
a place per still noweh"
the Married protested saying Nay pree drink
MUST NOT miss the hvedfteen!"
sought Of books and and the
comedy; he perceived that the Married Man
garden golf
the Married Man the Bachelor
SAME height rubber
al right and o doorway.
within raised his voice crying
"Helpl depart the lime spread in
Farewell yard"
he departed fast that could
his running
as he Married looked after him, signing:
what he misseh-the Sackerl"
which House
and the Free Wolf feel for each other! Seah
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INTERPRETING The oMENs.

TN his youth Mark Twain edited
weekly Journal in a small western
town, says the Youths Companion.
A subscriber wrote TO him one day to
remark that he had discovered a
spider concealed In the folds Of a re-
Gently delivered paper. The writer
wanted to know whether such an oc-
currence was a sign of good OF bad
luck.
The young editor replied in the next
issue as follows:
Constant Reader; The appearance
OF a spider in a copy OF last weeks
paper was a sign Of neither good nor
bad luck; that intelligent insect was
merely studyi:tg our columns in order
10 ascertain whether any store in the
neighborhood had failed 10 advertise
i'm our paper, in order that he might
make for that establishment and there
weave a web across the doorway,
where he might dwell In undisturbed
peace"
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Lucille the Waitress
She Gets a Good Laugh out of a Couple of the
Cafes LiterQru Victims.
By Bide Dudley
). b rhs Do. rubII.llns %. CrAs Nsw YOrl E,sl

finally I leave them TO their fate and
get busy shooting the bean for sew
eral other victims. When I get back
a third man has got into the argu-
ment.
"'But I say a poem is worth more
than a common letter. says the FIRST
writer.
"'And I say you're wrong shoots
back the second.
"Tn tell you guys what TO do
says the newcomer. You write an
other poem and letter and hand 'em
friend, Horace Greeley, and he'll buy
'em IL he likes 'em. The one that
brings the most dough from Greeley
wins the contest
"The other two-6ecide to do it, To-
morrow morning the three will meet
here and the two writers will hand
over to the other fellow their poem
and letter. He'll do the rest Great
scheme, eh?"
"Yes, indeed" replied the Friendly
Patron with a smile.
Say said Lucille a moment later,
II always had the writing stability.
I'VE got half n dozen essays and
hunks OF poetry up home. Wonder II
1 couldn't cash on EN- Where IL this
editor. Greeley, got his ofhee1"
"Greeleys been dead many years" "
"He has?" Lucille thought a mo-
ment. We'll" she concluded. IL can
see where that third guys going to
have "A lot OF silence and fun in here
tomorrow. BullleVe me, Uncle,
theys something putrid in Petro-
grad"
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4" A MT TT tt,.t, it funny" said sal. ,,L,aoa Lucille
ly Patron took another look
at his hat on a hook behind him. "how
II simply turns some peoples head to
get their names in the paper?"
'It is rather funny" he replied.
"Yes, I'll say 1t is" she went on.
"This morning got all mixed up in
q newspaper fame argument at this
counter, but as II handed me a laugh
there was no use in me getting bellin-
cost about 1t.
'It's during the rush hour that II
comes up. About a million guys are
pounding on the counter for their
breakfast when "A little skinny squirt
shoves a newspaper over at me and
says;
"Look what wrote in the paper.
got my name TO it.
"'YouT l says. 'Gwan-you're no
writer, you're a counter leaper.'
""well. I got a poem in the paper
all right he says.
at get you,' says. You slipped
the editor half rate on pair Of sox
or something. Want some Java with
them hen fruitT
'It gets his goat. Say he says
right peeved, 4 don't sell sox.'
"'No, I says. you write poetry over
at the Lone Star Dry Goods Store
Every store should have a poet
AT that another guy gets in. Say,
he says to the little one. what's the
use of maxim merry over a few lines
like them you got in the paperf
had a long letter printed a few days
ago. II was about whether the unions
ought to strike or get struck. They
signed my name 10 1t and never
changed a line. Now. where do yol
get on with that eight-line poetr,
thingT
"But, my dear SIR says the little
man, my poem was written after 4
night OF thought
".And wrote my letter after I
night OF poker
81 see where it's time 10 get in
Listen, gents 1 says, you both hav,
undoubtedly grabbed old King Fam
by the proboxcius and are right ther
with the noted stun, But this join
is for the famous and infamous alilS
and you will oblige the streets ia
vorite little arm waitress IL you viii
sick her onto the kind of poison yoI
prefer. Come on--less poster the oil
chef
"WeI, sir, those two allegical writ
ers keep II up. They refuse 10 te
me II they want any more TO eat, an
The evening world., 1919-08-13
The Jarr Family
Mr. and Mrs. Jdrr Entertain TDO Shining Specimens
of the Order of the Social Revolution.
By Roy l.. McCardell
RS. JARR. looking quite cool In

n A RS. JARR. looking quite cool In
M what Mr.. Jarr would have de-
scribed as a neat muslin dress,
though doubtless II was something
else again. came bustling in, after
Mr.. Jarr had arrived home. Mr.. Jarr
did not look either neat or cool, for
he wasn't.
Hot weather is no excuse for your
being around the house that way!"
was Mrs. Jarr's greeting. Put on
your collar and neclxtie and your coat
quick! Mr.. and Mrs. Costick are
coming!"
-The Costicks are coming, heigho,
heighol" murmured Mr.. Jarr.
'Now please don't try to be funny"
said Mrs. Jarr. ''rhe Costicks are
people we should know. They are
both Intellectual Socialists. mot
them at the Sttryvers'. They are very
rich and have no children. and have
a yacht and motor cars and q beau
tiful country place and they may In
vite us. ana we would have q grand
time. The Costicks sympathize with
the proietaTiat In their struggles foI
class consciousness. You do not like
intellectual people. but DO"
"There they are now. l suppose
said Mr.. Jarr AZ the bell rang Iona
and loud. "Thelr pushing at the bel
has a cynical Modernist ring to It
They must expect TO md. in oul
case. nobody home. physically a
well as mentally"
= But Mrs. Jarr did not answer. Sh'
had flown TO meet the Intellectual
Socialists.
Charmed to meet YOU" drawleC
Mrs. Costick when Mr.. Jarr was In
troduced.
Penelope. why do you say you ar
charmed" asked Mr.. Costick testify
do you think Mr.. Jarr is OF tn
snake species2''
Mr.. Costick was one OF those tai
hook -nosed men with very short
near butler side whiskerA
He wore a stock and old fashione
black cravat at all seasons. Also. I
! wit; A pair Of the heaviest, larges
tortoiseshell eyeglasses with broad
, heavy silk eyeglass ribbon, that mono
. could buy lie also wore cloth to
4 CATERS and was creased in all direc
: tions and never removed his glove
! When you see an animal 30 marked
! aim low and shoot 10 kill. for II
e the deadly Intellectual Socialist.
"A dreadful street you live on. m
dear; Just like the skobeloff Prospei
In Moseow!" said Mrs. Costick
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Ben. or Benjamin, Jonson, was born
in Westminster in 1874, a month
after the death of his father, but his
family was OF Scotch extraction.
They came OF the Johnstons OF
Annandale, the name having been so
far changed in its migration south
ward. The dramatisSs mother mar
ried again, and whatever might have
been his fathers position in life, his
stepfather was a master bricklayer.
This second parent allowed him to
obtain a good education; he went to
Westminster school, and in due time
proceeded 70 Cambridge. But before
he had been long in the university
the necessary funds were Hound
wanting, and Ben returned homo
With heavy heart, to become q
briclslayer. This employment, OF
which, in after years. he was often
derisively reminded. proved uncon-
genial. He ~could not endure" he
tells US, -the occupation Of brick
layer" SO he tried the military pro-
fession, and Joined the army IN
Flanders. But before long he re-
turned home, sickened OF theNsword'
'sbringing with him." says CLIFFORD
"the reputation OF a brave man. a
smattering Of Dutch and an empty
purse"
At this critical juncture, being a
good scholar, and devoted to learning
and literature, Jonson commenced
writing for the stage. Before he had
obtained any great literary noto-
r,etv he attained to one less salts
factory by getting into prison for
killing a man in a duel. Gradually
his fame became established, and for
many years-after the death OF
shakespeare-he retained undisputed
possession OF the highest poetic emil
nence. He grew into great favor with
lanes l., and found constant employ
ment in writing the court masques
and similar compositions for great
occasions, which among the nobility
and public bodies in those days at-
forded occupation for the pen OF
noeta. He also went to France for a
short time as tutor to Sir Walter
Raleigh, with whom, as with many
other great men. Jonson lived on
Intimate terms.
About the time of JOnsOn's visit
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COLLAPSKNG PRICES.

YF SHADOW Of Prosecution affect Proferng much
It has President Wilson presented the Peoples in
Congress- what result will follow genuine effort to break the
srange high prices had for the last six months
since the Of ceased to be vald2
There already has been great relief 1t is but fraction Of
what should come put the country safe and reasonable business
basis Of plenty and moderate prices The SOIL the pncey
Mines resess powers the great forests ell yield literally
and will continue only who checks grabs and grinds his
fellows The elements of wealth always at hand but crcum-
enha their distribution and hadshp follow That these
be corrected evidence More declines certain When
the bottom reached the country ahead safety and
fdence
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SUGAR IN ALCOHOL.

Of the newest industrial phenomena growing changed
conditions the demand for sugar to make alcohol for
trade 1t promises TO be colossal alcohol once
ded product brings $142 per gaon-abOut 90 above it
fOer price The sugar article will cost about half much and
dnaed almost little the wood article formerly cost The u
Of grain for alcohol win become negligible, but the blow viii fa
hssvHy the sugar bowl
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Letters From the People.

diers. sailors and marines who lost
their lives in the war. 1 would like
to bring 10 your attention the fact
that the Victory buttons are supplied
to the soldiers only and not the
sailors. Having seen service with the
Atlantic Fleet during the war, l ap-
piled with my discharge at a navy
recruiting ONCE for a button, I was
referred to the Army Building OF No.
80 Whitehall Street. There / was told
that the buttons were for the soldiers
only. Don't you think this unfair7
IN our navy had not been on the fob
the soldiers would never have reached
France. A suggestion from you TO
the proper authorities may remove
this discrimination Yours truly.
Aug. 7. 1918.
Hot on the Trail.
To he Editor Of Tts Evening World
Facts are facts, Any man or any
group OF men saying something is
morally right or wrong are stating
a religion, because morals are the
subject OF religion But a funda-
mental law OF this nation Is freedom
OF religion.
The Anti-saloon League snys:
alcohol is curse. And we are
going 10 destroy the trafiic In liquor"
The Anti-Saloon League Is stating q
religion and they are trying to force
their religion upon the people OF the
United States and prevent people who
do not believe alcohol Is a curse from
practising their religion. The simpl,
truth ought TO shock the people and
lawmakers OF this Nation into some
thing like resistance. Sincerely,
AN OPEN INrELLIGENCE
The evening world., 1919-08-13

The damageI demanded by the theatrical
their striking actors would to be prima acie
the ONCE have been highly out
Of proportion to those in the green
The evening world., 1919-08-13

Reports from the New Jersey hinterand that
mosquitoes exhibiting unusual feroeiy demanding
than their customary share Of blood. Prodteers
The evening world., 1919-08-13

one EhNmg af q Time.
40 - naans q INs nsaning Wusdi
raote that the Civic Reform League
has proposed plans 10 enlist help of
the inhabitants Of New York City to
boost the city and make II the most
model city TO the eye OF visitors and
aourists.
& But do the struggling poor inhabi-
iants OF New York city care to help
boost7 Their lives have been OF end
ieng worry, care and strife; living in
square holes called their homes, ana
not like the tourists or visitors who
probably have their large estates or
Drivats homes In the country,
With the landlords and food graft
era boosting on one side and the re-
f..i clothing and fuel suppliers boost
ing on the other, what chance has a
struggling wage Garner to snare time
20 help boost the city2 Why doesn't
tho Civic Reform League do one thing
~ a timer Why doesn't IL help
the wage earners ight the prohteers
ana price boosters7 Then when things
are normal and the people can live
Comfortably, the Civic Reform League
aurely would gather the best kind OF
boosters-''the poor happy people.
] am not a Socialist nor a Bull-she-
Visit but one OF the plain thinking
clasa MOE KAsLIKkAWALL.
Aug. 8. i2 Allen St.
WAY Disseminated
70 us Bdiiof q Ths Eseaing wosid'
n to-nigbts Evening World al
article appeared stating that Il ha'
been suggested 20 give gold victor,
hnltona 70 the next Of kin Of the lOl
The evening world., 1919-08-13

Painters want q PEI hour a hve-day week. This
refer budding Blakeocs variety
The evening world., 1919-08-13
Sayings of Mrs. Solomon
By Helen Rowland
b. FTa- New Ya Evnhrw woad.
There Is No Pity Under HeaUeH Greater Than That
Which the Married Man and the Single
FOOteT Feel For Each Other.
ARKEN Son. parable
Now in Babylon, perfectly happy men;

House Dog and Free Wolf.
And, in their college days. they had been friends.
even David and Jonathan, borrowing each others
moneys. using each others razors appropriaung each
others clothes and cumming together without fuss
quarrel, which is the wonder and despair OF
For neither so much as touched the others PIPE.
nor looked at the others GIRL
And, in time It befell that one Of them took unto
himself a wife.
For, who can escape Kismetl-or a Womanl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
Y.W.C.A. HEADS
WILL CONFER

\ finance reconatructlun confer
cnco Will bc held by the northwest.
ern field committee OF the Young
Womcn's Christian association at
the y. W G. A. January ~ and 10.
/, viii be attended hy Held commit
tee members. resident aud non.reHi.
dent, nvo general secretaries from
New York city. and Ave women from
each of the states In tho Northwest.
cru neld. Washington. Oregon. Mon
tam and Idaho. who were represent.
alive In the United War Work cam.
paixn.
The program viii be In charge Of
Mrs J T. Wcycrhaeuser. OF Tacoma.
chairman; Mrs. William -. Perkins.
Of seattle. finance chairman. Miss
Jane Neill Scott. executive. and Miss
Edith NJ pcnuiHon. finance accro
tary, all OF the Northwestern field
committee The immediate object or
this conference II To plan for the
Y W. G. n work which has grown
out OF the war work OF the organ.
ikation.
The following New York women
will attend Miss Ella Schoolcy. ex.
ocutiye ~ tho finance department.
Miss Emma Hays. secretary field
work department. Miss Louise
iiolmquiHt. executive 81 the depart.
ment OF method. and Miss Mary
Sims. secretary. all Of the national
board Of the Young Women'a ChrlA.
tian association.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
Upper Main Floor

when one IL working under shell
fire one becomes accustomed to IT,
according TO Bandsman Joseph
nruee. OF the Allied War Veterans
hand. The Fighting Sons Of Guns.
which win be at the Metropolitan
wednesday night, That Is. one be
comes accustomed to II provided the
shell spiinters do not come too
close.
Randxrnan Bruce knows whereof
he speaks. for he spent good
many months in part of France
where shells were landing steadily.
day in and day out While he went
over with the lsist Canadian Expe-
dictionary Force as bandsman,
there was too much work TO be
done In France 10 permit much
music. consequently. he and his
musical comrades were set TO work.
being attached to a railway con
Etruction battalion.
The Germans made n speciality OF
bomhardIng the narrow gauge rail-
ways. Bandsrnan Bruce tells OF an
incident during the battle OF Mes
sincS. The Germans got the
range OF section Of the railway
and on one day they cut the line
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
How to Make a
Gray Hair Remedy

Mrs. Maokie. the well known New
York actress, now a grandmother
and whose hair is still dark. recently
nude the following statement
Gray strcaked or faded hair can be
Immediately turned black, brown or
light brown, whichever shade you de-
sire. by the use OF the following sim
pie remedy that YOU can make at
home:
Merely get small box of Orlex
powder at any drug store. 1t costs
very little and no extras To buy.
Dissolve IL I'm water and comb II
through tho hair. Fun directions
for mixing and use come in each
box. one box viii last you for
months.
II is safe, it does not rub off. is
not sticky or greasy, and leaves the
hair fluffy. II viii make a gray
haired person look many years
younger
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
Give Good Fiction
to Laundry Man
to Help Soldiers

Seattle hundrym"n viii cooperate
with the city public library officials
IN the drive 20 obtain books Tor
wounded American war heroes. Dur.
ms the week % January ~ 10 20.
The aundrymen will collect fiction In
addition TO the weeks washing tn.
al the drive begins. returned laundry
bundles viii have slip attached
other than the bill II viii read.
our wounded soldiers need more
books. Give good fiction and inter,
czting books 20 your laundry driver
on the week Of January "a 10 20
1918 They viii be brought 10 the
public library. from where they viii
ba forwarded 10 hospitals and other
libraries maintained by The American
Library association for the men In
the service
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
PAVE WAY FOR PROBE
OF WRECK OF SOPHIA

VICTORIA. II. G. Jan. Two
nautical assessors. one OF whom will
bc Capt J. -. Macpherson. wreck
commissioner for British Columbia.
will assist Justice Morrison In the
Sophia wreck probe. which opens
February 10.
Delay in inquiring into the disas.
ter. which occurred on October 25
IN Lynn canal has been caused thru
failure to give the court authority to
commence the probe.
Another sophia body has been dis.
covered according 10 word reaching
here. II II that Of Mira. W. 8. ANA
long % Fairbanks. who was drowned
with her husband.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
STILL DENIES HE F..
MURDERED Wife.

OLYMPIA. Jan. IN =. burnett.
ship caulkcr. held IN connection with
the murder ot his wife and two sons
ON Hawks prairie. ntill denies knowi-
edge ~ the affair. according 10 Tho
police
Different stories are told by Bur
nett. say the police. The general
trend OF these. however. ia that be
90 his wife and two children near
g.. wka prairie. where he put them
IN an auto FOR olympia, aud then de-
parted 10 pick flowers
A sister OF Mrs. burnett was muir
dcrcd by her husband In san Fran
cisco several years ago. police say.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
Vaccination
First Rule
Against Flu

Naccinate yourself against the
flu.
IL cannot do you any harm.
II Is Likely To do you n lot OF
good. IL has acted ~ "a proven
tive In countless thousands Of
cases.
Or. J. s. Mcbride. city health
commissioner. urges this step
TO be taken Immediately
No person who. having been
vaccinatcd. keeps himself in
good physical condition and uses
ordinary precautions abou, his
surroundings. will contract in.
fluenza
II you want 10 bc certain not
10 contract influenza or be n
carrier, Or Mcbride says. OBJ
serve the following rules:
DO not ovrrcat or eat indi-
gesti.ble foods.
Sleep only In weIlvcntilated
rooms.
Keep the intr-tin"s clean.
Wear warm clothes.
Keep In the open air.
Avoid crowds as much a. pos
sible.
Sleep ut least eight hours ont
Of "a.
Exercise physically every day.
Battle often.
These are tho simple preroq.
uisites OF health. An additional
precaution In the spraying OF
the mouth and throat with an
antiscptic.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
Theatre Crowding
a Serious Menace,
Says Bringhurst

With a total number Of ssa fires.
Seattic's 1918 fire loss was 81 SOP
5as.29. according to the annual r..
port OF Fire Marshal II. W Bring.
hurst The report was submitted 10
the city council Monday
The largest fire WAS the Great
Northern Dock fire Of October 10
with ii.tsi.tsgss Joss
There were i0t estimated causes
Of fires in 1919 slx inspectors made
1880 inspections in eggs buildings
Congestion IN theatres and negii'
gence In keeping exits clear is a
serious menace 10 public safety. &C
cordinE % the report.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
Ask Business Men
to Help Soldiers

That a corps OF local business men
devote several evenings each week
To advise soldiers on the eve of de
mobilization ut Camp Lewis with the
affairs % the business world they
are about to enter. was the request
made by Mai. II. T. Fnhiau. Of Camp
Lewis. at a business mems luncheon
at the Army and navy club under
the auspices OF the Chamber OF Com.
mcrcc Monday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
HUGH CALDWELL WILL
COME TO CAMP LEWIS

The transfer Of Maj Hugh NJ
Caldwell. Judge advocate at wash.
instun. u, G.. 90 Camp Lewis. has
been ordered. Mai. Caldwell. who
was formerly corporation counsel
here. was appointed captain from
seattle September IS. and shortly
aftcrward promoted TO major,
Mai. H. G. Earnshaw has been or.
dcrcd from Columbia university as
military science professor at the
University Of Washington. with
First Lieut. a. G. Shrcyc as as
slHtAnt.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
SOLDIER L0GGERS TO
DISBANO BY JAN. IS

ABERDEEN. Jan. Soldier log
gers IN this district IN the spruce
camps are TO bo on their way 90
Vancouver barracks for discharge
by January 10. according 60 inatruc-
tons received Monday The govern
mcnt viii take over What remains Of
the business 90 the Aifplane Spruce
& Lumber Company on that date.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
FrenCh'S Army'S
Tremendous Loss
$50 UNION ST.
Main 650s.

5000 900 soldiers OF France. about
one-half her entire army have been
killed or seriously wounded. accord
ing to Andre Tardieu. French high
commissioner to the United States.
This enormous sacrifice for liberty
is larger than that OF any other
country. America owes France a
huge debt of gratitude, not only for
this. but also for the discovery by
her peasants Of n perfect remedy for
stomach. liver and intestinal all
mcnts which ~ reported to have al
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and saved thousands OF lives the
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years leading Chicago chemist, i'm.
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of Mnyrs Wonderful Remedy. II is
a simple harmless preparation that
removes the catarrhal mucus from
the Intestinal tract and allays the
inflammation which causes practi.
cally all stomach. liver and mtcs-
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ctis. one dose will convince or mon.
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