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ACID STOMACH
IS DANGEROUS
lpftsn Followed by Serious Gastric VI.
fers Causes Dyspepsia and Indlses-
ion. Keep Stomach Sweet With
MaanesIa.

Aid stomach is a Common and ex
ceedfpgly dangerous Condition which
Iirrtatles and inflamee the delicate stom
aoh liping, and often leads to gastri-
tbs aodpppanisd dangerous gastric
Vi If you suffer ss.er eating IRON sour
stomach HeartN urn, gas 9nd painful
digestiont the oubIe probably comes
from too nuchla cid and you should by
all means male 1t a practice to keep
this dang rpfS acid neutralsed and
your stO4Fch Sweet and hen your
meals viz figest in a formal way
without VafpI
Mere krti iclali digestive pills won't
do this. a ett6r plan is to lay aside
all digestive aids aud instead neutral
lie and .swee,eA the acid in your stom-
ach withFRSf tle Btsurated Magnesla.
Get from any reliable druggist a few
ounces Of Bisurated Magnesia (either
powder or tablets) and otter your meal
take two tablets or q teaspoonful OF
the powder in little water. You will
yet instant rele3 Al the harmful
act6 in your stomach Will be neutraliz-
ed and your fooGNRiy cease TO sour
and Torment, Foods Ehich ordinarily
cause you distress can be eaten with
out fear II you will take q littie. Bisur-
ated Magnesia AFTER meals. The treat
meat Is harmless abd not at all ex-
PenstHe.
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Pittsburgh

eBURGH, April 2.-The bulk
business IN the better class OF
re handled on tho Pittsburgh
ag N OIL and gas shares. Okla
on NO was the most active and
higher at Sax after selling
H ibe range OF 8iH and 82M.
ii HfBh Oh and Gas was also fair.
tlEe, declining from 10H to ION
i91o Star Gas advanced from 2i0 TO
: md Ohio Fuel Supply was traded
kAln the narrow range OF Ask TO
ualon Natural Gaa was a point
i efat i26, and Ohio Fuel OIL q n
OH lower al 10.
mefiean Window Glass Machine
eraon closed v higher at san and
j Class was IN fair demand and
teldy ~ 81 to S1iA. Westinghouse
q Brake was OF IN at SO and closed
price bid. There was not much
Clng the Brewing securities and
changes were confined 10 small
lions,
u the bond department aside from
= greater activity in the Liberty
loan issues, tho only feature was the
ale 0f 81 900 Central District Tele
lope IS Rt SO, q decline Of per cent
plap ared with the last previous sale
Summary,
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Oh and Gas.


Gassers were the result Of late com.
nietions III the West Virginia fields.
The test wells drilling with a view to
extending the Weir sand development
on Keilys Creek Cabin Creek district,
Kanawha county, are proving some
what disappointing. Four and one
half miles south Of the Kelley Creek
Droduction on the Kanawha River, the
Montgomery Gas Company has COM
olottd q second test on the Sarah D.
Watson farm. It Is a gasser in the
Weir sand with a capacity of 100000
cubic feet day.
On the same stream four miles south
west oe the Kelley creek pool Frank
Smith has drilled his No. 8 on the
Eila 3 Thomplins farm through the
Weir sand. Tbs well Is light pump
O.. SIX miles west Of production on
Kelley Creek the Eastern Carbon
! Compady completed its No. on the
william 81 Thorn kpiansmpfr shrdluun
william y. Thompldns farm. This we'll
> also gasser In the Weir sand with
"a estimated capacity OF 2,225,00O Gu
I'D feet . day.
IA Liberty district, Marshall county
i6 Manufacturers Light and Heat Co.
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SPECIAL NOTICES
fac P0sLIc SERVicE coMM1s.
SION OF WEST VIRGINIA.
CAPITOL BUILDING,

A meeting of THE PUBLIC SER
VICE COMMISSION OF WEST VIR.
GINA, held on the 18th day Of March,
"A. D. 1919.
Case No. ST..
FAIRvIEW ELECTRIC LIGHT &
POWER COMPANY. - Application
to change rates.
Whereas, application has this day
been filed by the FairVieW Electric
Light & Foyer Company for authority
to change It's rates, 1t Is ordered that
leave be granted any one interested to
file objection thereto before the Com
mission at any time on or before the
I'd day Of May, 1919, and this matter
be set down for hearingfat meet.
ing OF tho Commission y be held at
its office in the Capitol b hiding In the
NSity Of Charleston on said I'd day
,SNMay, 1919, at ten ~ Flock a. M, at
which tine any one may appear and
MAKE such objection thereto as may
be deSmed proper.
1t Is\ further ordered that the appli-
cant publish copy Ibf this order once
each weSk Tor four successive weeks
in two AewspapeTb u opposite poll
tics If such there be, and OF general
circulation YIN the county or counties
affected by Nhe proposed change in
rates; and Maid applicant shall also
mail to or seNWe on each Of its con-
sumers affected by the proposed
change in ratesNat least fifteen days
prior to the said I'd day Of May, 1919.
Written notice in the form prescribed
by the Commission, which notice shall
show that it has applied to The Pub.
lie Service Commission for authority
to change its rates, Sthe rates proposed
to be changed and ME time and place
for such hesting; making due return
thereof to lEhis Commission.
A Copy
Teste: r. B. BEREHEIM,
Apr. 2, 8, 16, % Secretary
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DR., Will PAUL Gets
Another Promotion

Friends o fDr. Will PAUL win learn
with pleasure that he has been promot.
ed TO the rank OF major in the U. S.
Dental CORPS and is now in charge OF
the dental work Of the S2d division Ia
France.
Dr.. PAUL. WAS commissioner first
lieutenant when he entered the corps
and was later advanced 10 captain and
now has attained the rank Of major.
Until after the armistice, however, he
worked with the medical corps on the
field but has since been placed in the
responsible position he now occupies.
He has been In France one year.
Major PAUL was pTacticing DENTS
try In Elm Grove near Wheeling, when
he entered the service. Mrs. PAUL Is
now in Charleston with her husband s
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. E. PAUL. Ac'
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NANCE, OIL AND GAS

Cow Run producer on the Jacob and
EliSabeth Hieronimus farm produced
125 barrels during the q hours ending
at z o'clock yesterday morning. This
is the lowest production registered BY
this Well since It was drilled deeper In
to the sand.
Near Campbell's pumping station,
Greene County, Pa, the Carnegie Nat
ural Gas Company has drilled a test
on the Wright heirs rain into the Big
Intun sand. It IS NOT showing any
oil but has q light gas pressue. In
the Bristoria district the Peoples Nat
ural Gas Company is due in the sand al
4 test on the Jacob Cole farm. In the
same district the philadelphia Compa'
ny has started 10 drill q test on the
H. Lemley farm. The Same company
has . Big Iniun sand gasser on the
second test on the ]. B. Fordyce farm.
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New York

YORK, April 2-BetteF news
broad, more promising domestic
conditions and signs Of q relaxed
me afket were Of. material assist.
promoting the further irTegu.
anee Of quoted values on the
Exchange yesterday.
entai fRctor6 included the 70.
Federal restrictions against
king interests and the moro on
ng Views entertained by lead,
1aqclal authorities regarding gen.
es|Aess prospects,.
atsot retained all Of is long
ls1ed professional Characters.
Weyer, pools extending into va
eaanneis especially leather and
shares.
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WANTED-Girl for general house
work. Phone 256-R. $685. 54S4
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WANTED-C hambermaid fair wages.
but not room or board. Apply Ken
yon Hotel. S-Sl-St 5439.
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WANTED-A cook. Apply III Fair
mont Ave. S-SS6t'S4z2
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CLASSIFIED ADVER TIsIAl
TWO CENTS AWoRp CASH WITH eRpslt
HEL,p WANTED-Femalv

WANTED = Woman for houseWork.
Best wages, No washing, AL
Washington st. Phone e1t'W,
S-27St6tlS
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How Long MustA Suffer-
From the PAngs of Rheumatism?

u there ~ real relief IN light?
DoubtlesS IKE other SUD FerS, you
have often ked yourself this cues.
ton, which pntinuss tofeuSin TN.
answered. 4.
Science hi ) pE0VG that yot
Rheumatism eSulo D o. 4 ger n
your blood, Ind q E of1y 10y to
reach Il Is BY e aedy \ .eh aim.
mates and FeE oI Is tbH title pain
demons from dc Bod. This ex-
plains why liniia rs and lott ns can
DO no PeFPpAeas good fO they
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caouBt possibly reach these germs
Aieh infest your blood by the mills
Hons.
S. S. S. has been successfully used
Tor Rheumatism for more than fifty
years, Try i to-day, and you will
find yourself at last on the right
track 20 get rid Of your Rheuma-
tiSm. You can get valuable advice
about the treatment Of your iudi-
Yidual case by writing to the Chief
Medical Adviser, Swift Specific Co.,
Dept. D, Atlanta, Ga.
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MEMBERSHIP.
Pgh Stock Elk 1890 $500
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coFdmg 70 reports few e aay % dc
dental corps hare been allowed 70
leave ETanco, they being invariably
turned back WtGa they reached the
/ port Of debaFka4l0n With their com.
paniea 90 any plans tor his return ere
tndeGInita
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-07

Six big darvrnen on the consumers
chest Yo, no, no and an occasional bottle
rf milk
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-07
The Quick Way to
Stop q Cough
This bOsne-mAde syrup docs tho
work In . hurry. Ehsily pro-
pared, and saves about -.

You might be surprised to know that
the best thing you can use for a severe
cough, is a remedy which is easily pre-
pared at home in Just 4 few moments.
It's cheap, but for prompt results II beats
anything else you ever tried. Usually
stops the ordinary cough or chest cold In
q hours Tastes pleasant, too---children
like it-and it is pure and good.
Pour 2M ounces of Pinex In pint
bottle; then fill it up with plain
granulated sugar syrup. Or use elari-
fed molasses, honey, or corn syrup,
instead Of sugar syrup, ii desired.
Thus you make a full pint-a family
supply-but costing no more than a
small bottle Of ready made cough syrup.
And as a cough medicine, there is
really nothing better to be ha6 at any
price 1t goes right to the spot and
gives quick, lasting relief. It promptly
heals the infamed membranes that line
annoying throat tickle. loosens the
phlegm, and soon your cough stops Ell.
tirely. Splendid for bronchitis, Group.
whoopiug cough and bronchial asthma.
Pinex is a highly concentrated COM
pound Of Norway pine extract, famous
for its healing effect on the membranes.
To avoid disappointment ask. your
druggist for "21a ounces of Pinex" with
directions and don't accept anything
else Guaranteed to give absolute salts
The Pine4 Co, 1T. Wayne, Ind.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-07

never could stand ugly people nor ugly
things"
/ pulled out tho next letter in the
drawer ono from Mrs. Newton in
London. 1t read:
Dear Hazel.
hope you have attended to all my
letters and business affairs. From bill
j had from my dressmaker, fancied you
must be neglecting some Of them.
The work is very interesting but | find
it is much harder than ! expected. They
expect you to do all sorts of things that
only servants do II home see your
friend MIR Trcamine so often He IS such
dear and so fascinating. He told me 10
tell you that he appreciated Your letting
me 70 he really thinks me child, yen
now "
let the latter slip from my fingers.
1t left bitter taste in my mouth, it
gave me the sensation of being left out
| felt / did not really count. TO Mrs.
Newton ! am merely a paid companion.
MIR Tremaine had found me only the means
Of an idle Irritation. And Jamie Even
Peggy for whom | was willing to do every
thing, only found me OF use when she was
completely tired out.
Just the same, | have purpose
| shall try To take Mothers place TO
F. Peggy. | can never see ieggy as Mother
| did-wlth her faults all snoothed away
/ and her charms the one important feature
| This little shack had cleaned and swept
and worked in for Peggy. But as | look
ed around now, | realized that II could
never please her beauty-loving nature
The dingy, brown paper still stared
! from the walls, seeming even more
| hideous IN comparison with the fresh
nh Ia nj aI 1.-rg.4tr44rL
! | should try my hand at paper hang
ing, and / would find some covering
| for the couch; ana fit Il bottom into
| the chairs that need them 81 sorely.
| lifted my eyes to the pile of let
| ters that waited for an answer on my
| desk, and again | chose Mrs kimball' S
| from them, and rcread her characteristic
writing, with the IS all crossed on a
slant and the taiIless 'y's."
'Dear little Hazel:
'You don't know how have missed
your bright face dear, and your sweet
I understanding. There was a time. not
| 80 long ago, measured in months and days
when felt that if my boy cared Tor any
one else but his mother, | should almost
hate that one. As | look back now, can
see that | was jealous III a way others
are, who have only sons. But the war
mas Taught ub Noliicu many A1liuEst
! and this lesson is one of them.
i DO you hear often from Jamie? In
his last letter he told me that he was
in the thick Of things. lie seems TO
wish it so-and | suppose we would
not have it otherwise. When you are
in the city come to see me. At least
| let me hear from you-that you are
we'll.
Alfeetionately,
Alice kinbali =
ielt that | should answer her let
: ter, yet / scarcely knew what to say,
She had put in her words, as plainly
as she could her belief that Jamie cared
for me- Ii she only knew knew that
Jamie had never once written me-that he
did not love me that he was only my
friend
1t / were brave | would write her
and tell her the truth, felt For she
had made a great sacrifice in putting
aside her jealousy and trying 10 take
me into her heart
Not yet! Not yeti should do that
some day, but | could not bear 10 fnish
it all now.
Tomorrow Thin Gold Cham.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-07
GOOD HOUSEKEEPING.
BY Henrietta Gr1nel
YARN HOSIERY.

50 much has been written and said
about sllken and Isle hose that now il
does seem time u please say q word about
wooden stockings These are PLAIN ana
nrosaic bv comparison with finer fabrics,
but they are warm, and here IN the Nortn
we wear them. My husband has discarded
four pairs, not socks, but stockings. Il
seems pity 10 use them up for cleaning
= the legs are good.
Some months ago some articles ap-
peared in Your department on making oid
clothes over. and the advice was practical
and helped me Many Of uS cannot afford
10 send all ont worn clothing to refugees
and would ike TO have more such advice
The writer of the interesting letter from
which have quoted, strikes a common
chord of interest when she talks OF making
over clothes We must all do It, and
surely we want 10 DO II N the best way,
for it takes almost as long 10 MAKE gar
ment over as to make a new one.
If YOU are supplied with warm caps,
the stocking legs vii make several
. stocking caps and you can buy or make
a tassel hat viii give it the right tnlsh.
If the hose are of yarn. ravel them and
use the yarn for knitting 1t Wilt give
almost as good service rs though new.
Ii the stocking legs arc not worn, 1t
would surely be worth While 10 FeIoot
them, but if worn in places BEYOND mend
ing YOU may be able to make 'Iound-
about" for the smallest kiddie or a warm
underskirt for the next-Sized girl. JOIN the
lengths with bright yarn and II will not
! look made over. but very pretty.
No goods is too heavy or too coarse 10
be useful Even corduroy trousers can
be ripped and washed in warm, soapy
water and hung up, dripping wet, to dry
and then to be remade This material
comes from such renovating like new
goods In a collection of worn clothing
one usually finds some serge, discarded
because it is worn shiny this may be
ripped and turned bur rubbing the shining
spots with black sand paper viii raise the
nap
Even worn velvet can be treated until
il looks like new, so long 2s the pile is not
worn off Steam 1t over the teakettlc,
holding the pile lnwards. or hold 1t over
wet cloth laid on hot iron Neither
velvet nor corduroy may be pressed.
Some materials look dingy when faded,
and only a bath IN dye will brighten them:
others need only thorough application
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-07

a. disgraced as when We met Miss Marie
Doll IN her beautiful clothes. | am sure
she wondered who YOU were
"Anvonc would think YOU never had
a broken arm and bad TO go TO the
hospital" replied Miss Calico Doll.
You were sorry-looking sight with
out your hand and part OF your arm,
but did not feel ashamed of you when
We sat in our chairs on the front porch. I
That is a very different thing" said
Miss French Doll, with toss Of her
head Il couldnot help having an accident :
II cannot help wearing this calico
dress" said Miss Calico Doll 1t i.
painted on me Just Ike my face
My goodness exclaimed Jacl in
s-Box, jumping UP with spring, what
ever is all the trouble? 4 body cannot get
sn extra wink Tor you ~two fusslng.
"Row-wow-wow. tarked little Dog
on-wheels, why cant YOU scare
body right out Of hls skin, Jack? was
asleep right beside your hox.'
Teddy Bear began to growl,. Any
one would think this was mensgerle
instead Of a playroom, he said.
'Ies. they would, said Calico Cat,
with a spItcful twist Of her tail. Your
growl helps 10 make II real
Calico Cat bumped her back ready
Ia spring AT Teddy il he answered and
Little Dog-on-whcels harked, ready 10
Jump 81 anyone who gave him the least
CauSe.
Jack-in-a-Box quivered on his spring
with anger because French Doll told
him he had no legs and he better keep
Cuiet while Miss Calico Doll tried 10
think of something spiteful TO say to
Miss French Doll.
Ii was at this very moment that
Little Never-l psct, who was listening
10 ali the lusslrg from the shelf where
he was sitting, set q good example 70
the playroom TOYS
Get of my shelf said old Elephant.
who always stood there and thought he
owned it and as he spoke he gave Little
Never-l pset bang with his Trunk and
All the toys stopped fussins to watch,
Ncver-I pset on his feet and rolled from
side 10 side vsith laughter.
You arr the hest-natured fellow
ever saw said Teddy Bear Don't
YOU feel like paving Elephant back Tor
doing that
Not a bit, answered Little Never
Unset. life Is too short to fuss, think
Of sl the fun YOU lose taking time TO
Wsngle"
You are right. said Teddy Bear.
What was all the fuss sbout, anyway
No one could say Just what began
it, ana in lew minutes everybody was
laughing and having good time, and all
because little Never peet had bobl ed up
smiling.
Old Elephant took time, however.
10 lean over from the shelf and call to
Little Never-J 'pset: Say old fellow
am sorry was 50 rude
Come up again and stay as long as YOU
like
And Little Never-U Upset nodded hIs
head and sad he would smiling as if
he never had been tumbled off the shelf.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-07
CHILD'S TONGUE
BECOMES COATED
If CONSTIPATED
II Gross, Bilious, Sick, Fever
ish, or Full of Cold, Take
No Chances.
California Syrup of Figs
Can't Harm Tender Storn-
ach, Liver, Bowels.

Children love this fruit laxative,
and nothing else cleanses the tender
stomach. liver and bowels 50 nicely
a child simply will not stop playing 70
empty the bowels, and the result is
they become tightly clogged with waste,
liver gets sluggish stomach sours then
vour little one becomes cross, half-sick.
fevcrish doesn't cat sleep or act naturally,
breath lie bad, system full of cold. has
sore throat, stoInach-ache or diarrhua
Llsten. Mother Sec il tongue ls coated,
then give a taaspoonful Of California
Syrup OF Figs and in few hours ali the
constipa,ed waste. sour bile and undigcst-
cd food passes out Of the system, and
you have well. playful child again
Millions Of mothers give California
Syrup OF Figs because il is perfectly
harmless; children love il, and il never
fails 10 act on the stomach, liver and
bowels.
Ask your druggist for bottle u
California Syrup % Figs, which has f,ll
directions for bsbiee, children Of all ages
and for grown-ups plainly printed on the
bottle Bcwsr ~ coun'crfe;ts sold here
Ge' the genuine. madc bv Caliiorua
Fig Syrup Compsnl I;cf,lse au. other
kInd with contempt
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-07
LITTLE BENNY'S NOTEBOOK
BY Lee Paoa.

The other mite ! had sutch a fearse
tooth axe In one tooth il felt as If sll
the other teeth WAS catching 1t, waking
up with it and not being able to go to
sleep agen from it, and | went down
stairs in my pIdjammcrs and who was
wawking up and down the 2nd story
hall In his pidjammers but pop, hold
ing his face with one hand and going,
Owtch, o good mite, owtch.
q, pop. have YOU got one too? | sed
One too? sed pop, I've got one s, q,
10 ] ! and y owtch, ootch, holey smokes,
this s fearse
bet it amt eny fearscr than mine,
pop, | sed. And ! started to wawk up
and down the hall with him, both hold
ing our face in our pidjammers.
DO YOU think this Will make 1t eny
better, pop? ] sed, end ne sed, 1t cant
make mine eny verse, that's 5 sintch.
il cant make mine eny. either, | sed.
Wich it couldent, and We kepp on wawk-
ing, me saving, watts yours feel like.
pop, does 1t feel like a hammer b INNER
lug? and pop saying, No, it feels more
like pile driver shooting up a town,
and ne saying, mine feels more like a
hammer hammerlng And we kepp on
wawklng up and down the hall in our
pidianmers making noises, pop saving,
iii take you over to the dentist the ferst
thing in the morning and we'll have
them out together and if the blame
things hert after that they can't hert
enybody but themselves. And after
d vile we both went back TO bed and
in the morning my face felt like it gen
reilly feels, and pop was IN the bath
room shaving bis facc nc saying, How
is il now, pop
Never better, never rs good, hows
yours? sed pop. and ] sed, Fine, wat
time we going 70 the dentists?
Perhaps We better waite a little vile
for feer Of worrying your mother, sed
pop III lei you know wen I'm reddy
Wich he hasent yet
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-07
THE GIRL WHO
ALMOST MISSED
BY Mary Douglass
UNANSWERED LETTERS.
CHAPTER l..

itdleLtI
] sat alone in my clean. small SIT
tingroon Across the darkness | saw
the lamplight cleaning from the win
dow 0f the white farm house Howard
Parks was thcTe-and thought again Of
the revelation that had been made TO me.
/ flushed with shame at the hastineSs OF
my own judgment.
All these davs ] had fancied Howard
Parks care-free sort ot man. gay be
cause he was inexperienced scarcely think
ing oI tho struggles on the oth6r side q
the water because he would never be in 1t.
But ne had gone across lie had fought
He had Deen wounded Not once had he
spoke Of the war; but had kept away
from IL as though he did not care And in
nv ignorance ! believed he did not care
II was because be knew, ard had suffered
and had seen, that he WINGED from the
subject That gayety was the mesk
that hid the real man underneath.
wondered what that real man was?
What had the war done to him? | re-
mcrnbered that he said it would take all
the beauty in the world to blot out what
he had seen; but then had not understood.
| had fancied him writing SILLY ro-
manoes To earn his living; now ! was
even more curious as to what he did write.
Across the darkness the light stretched
like q friendly hand. was not alone here
now thought again of Mary Dalrymple
on the lonely farm. waiting always-to
hear-what she dreaded most. My prob
lens seemed very small in comparison
pulled open the drawer Of the table and
found Peggy's last letter.
Il don't suppose you'll understand,
but ! don't see how I'm going to keep
this up I've had an awful row with the
stage manager; unless certain things are
changed ! shall throw up my part. Then
III come out to you. It's awfully dull
here in town and don't suppose it can
he any worse in the country. shall be
glad Of good rest, for while at least.
hope the house isn't 100 uqlv; YOU know