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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13

The American Home and Invest
ment Company has money To loan
on second mortgages for homes at a
reasonable rate. Fov full particu-
lars call at Room 24O. Farmers
Trust Building. American Home
Investment Company.
Advt 143S5-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13

New York is putting cots in churches for people
to sleep on. Most church-goers find the pews plenty
good enough.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13

A government bulletin says that the life of the
average milk bottle is only II trips. We never
realized that the milkman was as rough as that.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13

Warmers Seed store. 22s s. Mich
igan sf-Advt l"2O42-l3
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13

Every one in awhile we get TO
feeling so fine we have a notion TO
come out and be absolutely on the
square. We guess the feeling comes
from reading those there Sunday
adds of Tom B~randon's.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13

Two hundred and forty-three per-
sons with I-told-you-so looks on
their faces called on County Chair
man Chandler at loan headquarters
in the Elks the last day of the drive.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13
Naturally!
From Bad To Worse!

BREAKS JAIL AND GOES TO
NILES-AnOther Mt headline.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13
Tower
of Babel
By Bill Armstrong

The following letters were re-
ceived in this mornings mail by the
publishers of The News-TImes:
News-Times.
South Bend. Ind.
Gentlemen-Please stop our pa
per. For years we have been afraid
South Bends leading pst would be-
gin cluttering up your pages with
his Joe Millers. II has happened. We
quit.
Ivy STRAIGHT.
Tie south Bend News-Times,
city.
Dear sirs-Cut out MY paper,
starting with today. I c"nnot but
ncte the plague that has nit your
editorial page.
My sympathy in your bereavement,
DOLLY DIMPLE.
Editor N~ews-Times.
South Bend, Ind.
Dear Sir-Stop IL or the paper.
If you want TO know the reason
just look in the center and top Of
your editorial page. / started to take
your paper 129 years ago when a
small boy. At that time didn't have
a cent. Today. through religiOusly
reading your papers all these years,
l am still broke. Hastily,
ADAM CROOK.
Editor The News-Times.
city.
Poor Misguided One-Please dis
continue our paper, starting with
last week. Armstrong owes me a
dollar | can't collect.
Very Truly Yours.
JEROME LILLIAN.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13
Editor The News-Times
News-Times Publishers.

South Bend, Ind.
Gentlemen-I will let your paper
be delivered at my shop, convenient
~ located in the front part Of the
OiIver hotel, for one more week. If
in that time, the insect writing
The Tower Of Babel has not men
toned me and my associates, l de-
sire TO have the paper discontinued
Yours for a close shave,
JAKE HECKAMAN.
All of which goes TO prove that
editing and publishing a newspaper
is no sinecure.
Naturally.
LOCAL SOLDIER GASSED AT
FRONT-N-T headline.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13

Luc Miller. K. r.. went after a
lot of people to buy Victory bonds,
We heard a fellow hat he called
on say that ii was a good thing Mil
Ter didn't try TO sell any of his sew
ing machines here in town.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13

NlLES-AnOtner NJ nedullne.
Nothing succeeds like an automo-
bile owner.
In adopting a clean cut policy for
The Tower of Babel, we want our
customers TO understand explicitly
that we are lined up solidly behind
the project of giving six months
pay to the heroes OF the great war.
Hew to the line. Let the quips fall
where they may!
Two hundred and forty-three per-
sons with I~-told-you-so looks on
their faces called on County Chair
man Chandler at loan headquarters
in the Elks the last day of the drive.
Every once in awhile We get TO
feeling so fine we have a notion TO
come out and be absolutely on the
square. We guess the feeling comes
from reading those there Sunday
adds of Tom Brandon's.
We often wonder what time Milt
F~rudenstein eats breakfast-he goes
to lunch so early.
Luc Miller. +. r.. went after a
lot of people to buy Victory bonds.
We heard a fellow that he called
on say that il was a good thing Mil
Ter didn't try to sell any of his sew
ing machines here in town.
Suggestion for "A Want-Ad.
FOR SALE-Four buckets of yell
low paint and two good brushes,
also some good strong scaffolding.
Will sell for Just what it cost Us.
Apply W. l.. Chandler, loan head
quarters. Elks' temple.
PERSONAL-George NJ. Palmer,
the genial cigarist. has just eturn-
ed from an extended trip through
Madison township.
We want every returned soldier
or sailor to consider the editor of
The Tower Of Babel as his true
friend. If you have succeeded in
finding a job. come and see US. we
might be willing 10 exchange with
you. If you have not found one, darn
if we know what 10 advise.
Rum hounds have always been
pretty numerous. but oh, our sym
pathy goes out to one who is &C
cused OF being a Bay Rum hound.
One thing a walker never has to
worry about Is rough pavements.
L. Reeder has just purchased a
new suit-EsseX green in color.
The beer making days have came,
the ~gladdest of the year
Fifty more shopping days until
July !.
Birmingham or Bust.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13

We often wonder what time Milt
Frudenstein eats breakfast-he goes
to lunch so early.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13

Nothing succeeds like an automo-
bile owner.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13
suggestion for a Want-Ad.

FOR SALE-Four buckets Of yell
low paint and two good brushes,
also some good strong scaffolding.
Will sell for just what it cost US
Apply W. l.. Chandler, loan head
quarters. E1ks' temple.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13

Birmingham or Bust.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-05-13

PERSONAL-George NJ. Platner,
the genial cigarist. has just return
ed from an extended trip through
Madison township.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-11-15

En- las proximas notas me ocupar6 de
un telegrama que La Asamblea acor-
do enviar al Gobernador, al cual tele-
grama, y, propuesta del Cider de
Ia minoria, Sc lie afiadio un rabo que
habla muy POGO de la reputation po-
Utica del referido Cider de la mi
noria.
HaSta otra.
Ell CoRRESPoNsAL..
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-11-15
DE PREsUPUESTo.-

La Comision de Hacienda Sc hizo
cargo de tan importante phego. Es-
tudiado detenidamente, informo d" ma
nera favorable, y qued6 aprobado de-
finitivamente por la Asamblea
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-11-15
.enta de fincas

Cincuenta cuerdas en- Hato Rey, fren
te a la carre.era, ounce de malojillo
de corte; gran cantidad de frutales de
todas classes. Casa, luz, aqua telefo-
no. Cuadras y pesebres nuevos con to-
do 10 necesario para una lecheria.
Nueve cuerdas en- ell camino de Tru-
lilo, dos kil6metros de Rio Piedras,
casa nueva de dos pIantas con ms ala
cion sanitaria moderna. Aqua corrien-
te y de dos pozos artesianos con bonn
bas y motor. Planta electrical Delco. jar
din y toda clase de frutasles. Tel6fono.
e:c. Para informes y condolences,
r. CARBON
p. o. Box 1172. Am. Co. Bank Bldg.
Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-11-15

tes de epidemias que establecen ell
equilibrio necesario, de acuerdo con
todos los elementos factories va men
cionados.
Pero, suponiendo que las condolences
de hygiene y sanidad sean ideales "
que por 10 tanto sc elimine en- gran
parte ell peligro los efectos de las
epidemias y las Intermediates; enton-
ces nos damos de frente con ell limi-
te a que puede llegar la production
agricoia industrial de un pals Sc
gun ell cual aumentara decrecera la
poblacion de acuerdo con la ley: la
poblacion aumenta en- proportion in
versa a su densidad.
Rafael VIDAL.
Mayaguez, P. r. Oct, 2e, 1919,
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-11-15
EN- PRO DE LA vIUDA
DE BETANCES.--

La asamblea acord6 favorecer a la
viuda del doctor Betances los sucldos
de un dia de cada miembro de los or
ganismos municipales de la ciudad.
La idea fue lanzada por ell scfior
Perez Cruz, Lder de la minoria.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-11-15

DE REGLAMENTo-
La Comision encargada para proyec
tarlo, 10 presento. Considerable por !;
Asamb1a, 81 aprobo sin objscionss
Consta de SS articulos.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-11-15
Gran OCCASION
G. O. D.
Pida por c. O. D. los artioulos
siguientes procedentes del Cam
pamento Las Casas"

Frisas Khaki MiIitares $3.50
Frisas Girls, $50
Tiendas de Cpfa. Official, 1000
Casa de Campaia grande, 1900
CoIchones de guata mtares., 2.75
Zapatos March miIitares, $50
Mosquiteros militares, $50
Baules de Iona miIitares, 200
CaIentadores de aqua I q"
espesor, 5000
Inodoros Sanitarios Militia
res, completes, 100
Cocinas grandes econ6mi-
cas-, 5000
Estos articuIos puede pedirlos
por correo o ferrocarriI Express
a M. A. Catalan y Co. parada 20,
Santurce, p. r.
Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-11-15

Adios los pies hinchados, ardientcs
dclicados cansados. va no paseara
usted por las Gales cojeando.
va no caminara diariamente con los
pies adoloridos No mas tormentos por
zapatos ajustados y pequeios que lie es-
tan arruinando sus nervios.
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25
CHAPTER v.
A Game Of Checkers.

The uneasy mood of the desert. the
wind-blown sand, drove people indoors
the next morning. Rickard was served
substantial. indifferently cooked
breakfast in the dining room of the
Desert hotel, whose limitations were
MS conspicuous to the newcomer as
they were nonexistent to the other
men. They were finding 1t soft con-
trast to sand-blown tents, to life In the
open.
Later he wandered through the
group OF staring idlers In the office.
past the popular soda stand and the
few chair-tilters on the sidewalk, 60
Ing on, as II without purpose. to the
railroad sheds, and then on, down to
the offices of the Desert Reclamation
company. He discovered 1t to be the
one engaging spot in the hastily
thrown-together town. There were
oleanders, rose and white blooming In
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25
Important to all Women
Readers Of this Paper

Thousands upon thousands of women
have kidney or bladder trouble and never
suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in healthy con-
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
You may suffer pain in the back, head
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous, irrita-
bic and may be respondent; it makes any
one SO.
But hundreds of women claim that DR..
Kilmer's Swamp Root, by restoring
health to the kidneys, proved to be just
the remedy needed to overcome such
conditions.
Many send for sample bottle to see
what Swamp Root, the great kidney,
liver and bladder medicine, will do for
them. By enclosing ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton. N. Y. you
may receive sample size bottle by Parcel
Post. You can purchase medium and
large size bottles at all drug stores.-Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25
CHAPTER Iv-continued.

bath right across the hall. Only
room left in the house." The proprietor
awarded him the valley stare "Goine
TO be here long?" He passed the last
key on the rack to the darky stagger.
Ing. under a motley of bags and suit
cases. Rickard recognized his. and fol.
lowed.
81 may get you another room tomor-
row." called the proprietor after him
as he climbed the dusty stairs.
The signals of n new town were
waving in the dining room. The ma
jority Of the citizens displayed their
shirt sleeves and unblushing suspend
ers. One large table was surrounded
by men in khaki; the desert soldiers,
engineers. The full blown Mattresses,
deliberately pompadoured, were push
Ing through the swing-doors, carrying
heavy trays. Coquetry appeared to be
their occupation, rather than meal
serving. the diners accepting both yarie-
ties OF attention with appreciation. The
supremacy Of those superior maIdens
was menaced nnly by two other wom-
en- who sat ut = table near the door.
Richard did not see them at first. The
room was as masculine as restaurant
Ia IL new mining town.
Rlckard left his lnSoor view to look
through the French widows opening
on side street. He noticed n slender
but regular procession. All the men
passing fell in the same direction.
Cocktail 'oute," explained one of
his neighbors, his mouth full of boiled
beef.
"Oyster cocktall?" smiled the new.
conner.
''Thc real thing! CalexIco's dry. like
the whole valley, that Is, the county.
See that ditch? That Is Mexico, on
the other side. Those sheds you can
SEQ are In Mexicali, Calexico's twin
sister. That painted adobe is the GUS
too house. Me-.call's not dry. even in
summer! You can bet your life on
that You can get all the bad whisky
and stale beer you've the money to
buy. We work in Calexico. and drink
In Mexicali. The temperance pledge is
kept better in this town than any other
town in the valley. But you can see
this procession every night"
The Amazon with handkerchief
apron brought Rickard his soup. He
WIS raising his first spoonful to his
mouth when he saw the face, carefully
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25
fy~&
1Gv5

Averted, of the girl he had met at the
Marshnlls' table. Innes Hardin. His
eyes jumped to her companions, the
man stranger, and then, Gerty
Holmes. AT least, Mrs, Hardin Some
how. 1t surprised him to find her pretty.
She had achieved variety of dis
tlnction, preserving, moreover, the
riear-cut babyish chin which had made
Its early appeal to him. There was the
same fiuffy hair, its ringlets bit artl-
licia! to his more sophisticated eyes,
the same well-turned nose. He had
oceE wondering about this meeting he
found that he had been expecting some
sori of shock-who said that the love
of to-day is the Jest of tomorrow? The
discovery that Gerty was not n Jest
brought the surprised qualification
which we award letter or composition
written in our youth. Were we as
clever as that. so complete at eighteen
or twenty-one? Could we, now, with
oil our experience. do any better. or In
deed us well? That particular SEN
tsae~ with w,ngsl Could We make 1t
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25

offices with morning-gloriesl Was It
the gracious quiet influence of wife,
a Gerty Hardin7 The festive build
ing he was approaching was as unex-
pected-as Captain Brandon! Richard
walked on. smiling.
He was fairly blown into the outer
room. the door banging behind him.
Every one looked up at the noisy inter-
ruption. There were several men in
the long room. Among them two alert.
clean-faced youths, college graduates,
or students out on furlough. the kind
of stun In his class at Lawrence. Three
Of the seasoned. road-coached type
were leaning their chairs against the
cool thick walls. One was putting at
a cigar. The other. a big, shy giant.
was drawing clouds Of comfort from a
pipe. There was n telegraph operator
at work in one end of the room. her
instrument rapidly clicking. In 81 op-
posite corner was a teleph"s.e ex-
change. A girl with a mtSal band
around her forehead wcs punching
connections between the valley towns.
Rickard lost the feeling of having
gone Into a remote and isolated re-
gion. The twin towns were on the
map.
One of the older men returned his
nod. The young men returned their
hastily withdrawn attention to their
game of checkers. The other smoker
was watching with cross-eyed absorp-
tion the rings his cigar was sending
into the air. Richard might not have
been there.
One Of the checker, players looked
up.
Anything I can do for your Do you
want to see anyone in particular"
"No." 1t was admitted. "No one In
particular. was just looking round"
"It's the show place of Calexico. I'll
| take you around. 1t Is the only place
In town that is comfortable when It's
hot, or when the wind blows. and
that's the program all summer. Take
my place, Pete"
Pete, the young giant. with the face
of his infancy enlarged rather than
matured, slipped into the vacant chair.
He had been the first to discover the
stranger. but he had evaded the re-
sponsibllity. The game Immediately
absorbed him.
'It's nice here,". repeated the young
fellow, leading the way. They were
followed by few idle glances.
Rickard looked with approval at the
tan slim figure which was assuming
the courtesy Of the towns. The fine
handsome face was almost too girlish.
the muscles of the mouth too sensitive
yet for manly beauty. but he liked the
type. 1.-the as a young desert-reared
Indian, his manner and carriage told
of careful home and rigid school dis
cipline.
He was ushered into large cool
room. The furnishings he inventoried /:
a few stifr chairs, long table and a
typewriter desk, closed for the Sab
bath.
"The stenographer's room." an
nounced the lad superfluously.
Whose stenographer"
General property now. Everyone
has right to use her time. She used
to be Hardln's. the general managers.
She Is his still, in a way But Ogilvie
keeps her busy most Of the time"
Richard had not heard Of Ogilvie.
He made n mental register.
"When did Hardin go out7" Hs
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25

Magic! Just drop little Freazone
on that touchy corn, instantly 1t stops
aching. then you lift the corn OF with
the fingers. Truly! No humbug!
Try Freezone! Your druggist sells
tiny bottle for few cents. sufficient to
rid your feet of every hard corn. soft
corn. or corn between the toes. and
calluses. without one particle of pain.
soreness or Irritation. Freezone Is the
discovery of a noted Cincinnati genius.
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25

might say. adjusted as It now Is. than
II did before"
"I heard that they had sent a man
from the Tucson office to represent
Mr.. Marshall"
"Did you hear his manner" stam-
mered Ogilvie.
"Rickard."
The auditor recovered himself. II
would have heard of 1t were 1t true.
1 am In close touch with the Los An
geles once" -
sit is true"
.How do you knowf" Ogilvie's dis
may was too sudden; the fiabby facial
muscles betrayed him
"Pm Richard" The new general
manager took the swivel chair behind
the fiat-top desk. "Sit down. I'd like
to have a talk with you"
"If you will excuse me,"-Ogilvie's
blufr was as anemic as his crushed ap-
pearance IL am busy this morn
ing. Might I-trouble you-for
few minutes7 My papers are In this
desk"
Rickard now knew his man to the
shallow depths of his white-corpus-
cled soul. ..If won't be in your way
I'll hang around here. I've the day to.
kill"
His sarcasm was lost in transit.
Ogilvie said that Mr.. Rickard would
not be In his way. he would move
his papers into the next room tomor-
row.
The engineer moved to the French
windows that opened on the alfalfa
lawn. A vigorous growth of willows
marked the course Of New river.
which had cut SO perilously near the
towns. A letter d." picked out In
quick river vegetation. told the story
of the flood. The old channel-there
1t was. the curved arm of the ''b." one
could tell that by the tall willows-had
been too tortuous, too slow for those
sweeping waters. The flow had d.
vided. cutting the stem Of the letter.
carrying the flood waters swifter
down grade. The flow had divided
Inn divided perhaps the danger tool
An idea in that! He would see that
better from the water tower he'd spied
at entering. Another flood, and
gamble whether Mexicali or Calexico
would get the worst of it. Unless one
was ready. A levee-west Of the
American towni
Excuse me, sir-do you need meF'
He turned back into the room. He
could see that MacLean was aching to
get out of the room. Ogilvie had WIS.,
IDLY wIthered. A blight seemed to fall
on him as his white, blue-veined fin
gers made a bluff among his papers.
"Thank you" Rickard nodded at
MacLean, who burst into the outer Of
fee.
"It's the new general manager from
Tucson-Rickard's his name" His
whisper ran around the walls of the
room, where other arrivals were tilt
ing their chairs. 1.-THE new general
manager! Ogllvie woozled for moth
ing. You should have seen his face!"
did anyone know that he was COM
ing?" Silent, the tanned giant. spoke.
"That's Marshall all over" said
Wooster. bright-eyed and wlry, re-
moving his pipe. "He likes to move In
a mysterious way his wonders to per
form. (Used to sing that when I was
Enter RIckard.'
More like this" said Silent. Exit
Hardin. Enter OgIlvie. Enter Rick.
ard"
"And exit Ogilvie," cried MacLean.
"It's a-d-d shame" burst out
Wooster. No one asked him what he
IN uJUIlJIm
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25
"cold In the Head''

b an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh. Per-
:; S0ns ,n ~hS S.sd are H1ss % nd 70 ,s s u.s az
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will
build up. the System. cleanse the Blood
and render them less liable to colds
Repeated attacks Of Acute Catarrh may
lead to Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE u tax
en- internally and acts through the Blood
All Druggists TIC. Testimonials free.
$1,000 for any case of catarrh that
=. J. Cheney 4 Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25
THE MEN IN
CLASS AL

A sound. healthy man is never back
number. A man can be as vigorous and
able at seventy as at twenty. Condition.
not years, puts you in the discard. A
system weakened by overwork and care
less living brings old age prematurely.
The bodily functions are impaired and
unpleasant symptoms appear. The weak
spot is generally the kidneys. Keep
them clean and in proper working con-
dition and you will generally find your
self in Glass A. Take GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules periodically and
your system will always be in working
order. Your spirits will be enlivened,
your muscles supple, your mind active,
and your body capable of hard work.
Don't wait until you have been reject
ed Commence to be first-class man
now. Go. to. your druggist at once.
Get a trial box Of GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules. They are made
Of the pure. original, imported Haar-
lem Oil-the kind your great-grandfath-
er used Two capsules each day will
keep you toned up and feeling 6ne.
Money refunded II they do not help you.
Remember to ask for the imported
GOLD MEDAL Brand. In three sizes.
sealed packages. ADV.
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25

the patch Of purple blooming alfalfa
that stood for a lawn. Morning-glories
clambered over the supports Of the
veranda. and on over the roof. Rick
ards deductions led him to the Har'
dins.
|, What school of experience had SO
changed the awkward country fellow
He had resented his rivalry, not that
he was a rival, but that he was boor
His kisses still warm on her lips. and
she had turned to welcome. to coquet
with Tom Hardini The woman who
was to be his wife must be steadier
than thatI It had cooled his fever.
Not for him the aspen who could
shake and bend her pretty boughs to
each rough breeze that blewl
Men tossed into desert, fighting to
keep q foothold. do not garland their
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25
HOW WILL HARDIN AND HIS WIFE RECEIVE HIM7-RcKARD
ISN0T LEFT LONG IN DOUBT.

engineer Of the Overland Pacific
While
the of the Colorado river
of the Desert Reclamation
student under Richard In col
he
Overland Pacific must in to
Rickard charge
Calexico and the
learns much abo in
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25
1ha Elrst Prlxate GARAGE.

The first private garage constructed
in New York city was built in the
spring of 1900 by prominent New
York automobile enthusiast, who at
that time owned three motor vehicles.
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25

Rlekard moves to save the
valley In what seems to him the
only possible way. His vlews do
not coincide with those Of Har-
din. Tho next instalIment tends
to Justify the forebodlnos With
which Richard undertook his
great task. Do not fail to read Il.
The Ordway new era., 1919-04-25

meant. Every man in the room was
thinking of Hardin, whose shadow this
reclamation work was.
"What's ,Rickard doIng7" asked the
infantile Hercules at the checkerboard
The force called him Pete. which was
a short cut to Frederick Augustus
Bodefeldt.
'"Taklng Ogilvie's measure"-this
from MacLean.
'"Then he's doing something else by
this time. That wouldn't take him Ave
minutes unless he's a gull" snapped
Wooster, who hated Ogilvie as a rat
does q snake.