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The Holly chieftain., 1919-02-20
HoN,ADvERr1s1Na FAILURES.

Taking the Badstreets the
tht ghtyur all failures Les
Weekly takes occasion that intelligent advertising
essential that good
psychology the advertisement of winter
and q product
But what advertiser it who finds difficult
fill orders? First ALL foundation advertising
indeby Any
letup of the campaign is fatal
subantiaton of this
Rolling Mills
continue its advertising although
the has been unable the demand
Says We building
would millions
good will clients they
Unless advertising without
results
keeping before public
day of stalemate with threatening
money energy
gOund.-The Insurance World.
The Holly chieftain., 1919-02-20
DIP YOUR
HARNESS!

Now, RIGHT NOW, is the time
to have your harness oiled. 1t will
greatly prolong the life of the har-
ness and save you that much
money. We have the oil and will
be glad to do the job for you. We
also repair harness. Get them fixed
now before spring work opens.
The Holly chieftain., 1919-02-20
COOPERATION VERSUS coLLEcr1v1sM.

The Farmers Educational Cooperative
sion Spokane.
This which
and elevators
and operating
Incorporation socialism
subsidiary companies that
handle about theefouths
points where these elevators maintained
daes corporations
and have distribution of profits
shrewd Ben Franklin
themselves The farmers best help themselves
ed The state and federal
not do ALL there undertakings that
selves by Joining hands and pulling together
The the Farmers
Idaho Montana other up the
League of
which
ton OF property and destruction Of individual rights
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

mond extract. Mix all the ingredi-
ents. stirring well, then pour into sher-
bet cups TO become firm. A pinch Of
salt should be added to the milk. When
the junket Is firm sprinkle the top
with chopped raisins or dates-a tea
spoonful to each glass and top with a
spoonful OF whipped cream. The fruit
may be placed In the bottom of the
glass and the junket poured over 1t as
the weight Of the fruit will often cause
the junket to separate.
Ginger Puddlnu.-To one pint of slft-
ed bread crumbs (brown) add one and
one-half cupfuls Of cornmeal. one ta-
b!espOonful Of fat. one beaten egg, two
cupfuls OF sweet milk. one cupful OF
brown sugar and one-third of a tea
spoonful OF ginger; one and one-half
teaspoonfuls of baking powder. Mix
well and add one cupful OF chopped
raisins. Bake slowly three-quarters of
an hour. Serve with a sauce.
Baked Calves Liver.--Lard the liver
with small strips of salt pork. using
one and one-hnlf pounds of liver. Dust
with salt and pepper and brown In
pork fat. Add a cupful OF hot water
and bake In hot oven twenty min.
utes. basting twice; the last time add
two tablespoonfuls Of sour cream and
tablespoonful Of -four well mixed
Serve after ten minutes further cook
Ing.
Spiced Sauce.-Mix together two In
blespoOnfuls OF cornstarch with one
cupful Of sugar; add one pint OF boil
Ing water and cook ten minutesi theI
add two tablespoonfuIs OF butter. tn,
juice and rInd Of lemon. A tabl,
spoonful OF vinegar and teospoonfu
OF mixed ground spices.
Caramel Puddlng.--Cream togethe
one cupful OF brown sugar and one-hal
eupful Of shortening. Add one cupfu
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
Weekly Health Talks
A Word About the
Kidneys
BY DOCTOR WATSON.

People are easily frightened when thsy
think something is the matter with their
lungs or heart, and well they may be; bst
few people understand the dangers of de
eased kidneys. These organs have . duty
Of vital importance to perform, and II they
are diseased, there is no telling bow OF
where the symptoms may appear. The
kidneys are filters, and when they are
healthy they remove the poisons from the
blood and purify it. When the kidneys
are diseased, the poisons are spread every.
where. and one Of these poisons is uric
acid. The uric acid is carried all through
the system and deposited in various places.
in the form of urate salts-in the feet.
ankles, wrists and back-often forming
bags under the eyes. Sometimes the result
ing trouble is called rheumatism. lumbass.
sciatica and backache. Finally, come stons
in the bladder, diabetes and Bright's dis.
ease.
DR.. Pierce, Of Buffalo, N. Y, in recent
years, discovered that Q certain combina.
tion of remedies would dissolve uric acid
(urate salts) in the system. He found this
combination to be harmless. % that b
made it up in tablets, of double strength.
and called them Anuric Tablets. They
dissolve uric acid in the human system -
hot coffee dissolves sugar. II you have
uric acid troubles. don't delay in taking
Anuric Tablets, which can be secured d
the drug stores. You can write Dr.. Piercs.
too and he v;lI eeIl vou xhst tn at .cA
how to live so that more uric acid viii nos
form in your system. Dr.. Pierce viii noa
charge for this advice.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

Soften one-fourth Of q package Of
granulated gelatin In One-fourth Of
cupful Of cold water and dissolve
In one-half cupful OF boiling water:
add one-thlrd Of a cupful Of strained
honey. one cupful Of orange Juice and
the Juice Of half Of a lemon. Set
mold in Ice and water pour In half an
inch Of the liquid: when nearly firm
arrange on II a layer Of orange sec
lions freed from all membrane and
seele. cover with the liquid mixture
and repeat in layers until all the
liquid has been used. Serve unmolded
with sugar and cream.
Beef and Oatmeal sersppIe.-Take
two pounds from the upper part Of the
shank. The marrow may be removed
to chop with the cooked meat. Cover
the meat with boiling water and let
cook until tender. The next day chop
the meat, and TO three cupfuls Of the
broth add a teaspoonful Of salt, and
when boiling stir In oatmeal TO make
the usual mush. II should be rather
thick. When the oatmeal is thorough
ly cooked. stir In the chopped meat.
Add any desired seasoning. celery salt.
onion juice. paprika or poultry dress
ing. Turn into bread pans well
creased. and when cold and firm slice,
dip In -four and oatmeal and fry In
hot fat until well Drowned on one side
then turn.
Maple sirup cake.-Beat half cup
| full Of shortening TO a cream, add half
cupful of corn sirup and one cupful
Of maple sirup; add two eggs well
beaten. and alternately half a cupful
Of boiling water. two cupfuls Of wheat
-four and half cupful of rye. three
fourths Of teaspoonful Of soda, two
teaspoonfuls OF baking powder and
half teaspoonful OF ginger. Bake
half an hour. Spread the inverted cake
with maple frosting and pecans.
There are hermit souls that live with
In the place OF their self-content;
There are souls like stars, that dwell
apart
In a fellowiess Armament;
| There are pioneer souls that blaze
their paths
Where highways never ran
| But let me live In house by the side
OF the road
And be a friend to man.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

bunch Of parsley. Fry the vegetables
gently In four tnblespoonfuls Of short
ening. Add one pint Of water and sim.
mer until they are tender. Nix tive
tablespoonfuIs Of -four with a little
milk. add II TO three cupfuls Of milk.
let boil five minutes. Put all the yege-
tables through a sieve; then add the
hot milk and serve with croutons
(fried bread).
Fig 0essert.-Soak one pound of
fig over night. then stew gently until
soft Add sugar to make a rich sirup
and favor with vanilla. Chill and turn
into glass dish. Serve with sweet
ened and favored whipped cream.
Vanilla souffie.-Put a cupful Of
milk over the fire in a double boiler TO
heat. Moisten three tablespoonfuis Of
flour with cream. add to the hot milk
and cook until well done. Separate
four egg yoIks and whites. add little
hot milk. the beaten yolks and stir
into the milk then add the stiffiy
beaten whites. Turn into creased Gus
tard cups ana bake 30 minutes. Serve
with a sauce made Of tablespoonful
Of butter mixed will cup Of powder.
ed sugar and little whipped cream to
make IL foamy.
Junket.-Dissolve one junket tablet
in tablespoonful Of cold water; add
IT TO one quart of luke-warm milk stir
and mix well; add four tablespoonfuls
Of sugar and any desired fiavoring.
Pour into sherbet cups and let stand
In a warm room TO set. When firm re.
move TO the ice chest TO chill. Serve
with tablespoonful of strawberry
jam or raspberry jam, topped with
whipped cream. II the jam makes the
dessert too sweet. leave out some of
the sugar in the junket.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
CHIEF OF CHILDREN'S BUREAU

''The time has come when the
whole subject Of child labor should be
considered anew with reference to ed
ucatlon as the most effective and
profitable means OF control" Miss
Julia Lathrop declared In her annual
report as chief OF the chlldren's bu-
rcau. In cooperation with state 'otii-
cials, the bureau is preparing plan
OF uniform reporting on work certin-
Gates issued to children In states hav-
ing certificate requirements, which, II
Is believed, will furnish much valuable
Information regarding child labor.
More than 6,500,000 children have
been weighed and graded In the bu-
reau's children year campaign to save
ut least 100000 babies who die from
prevcntable diseases. The report said
Widespread interest was being shown
In the campaign and many eminent
physicians were giving their services
to aid In raising the physical standard.
Public health nurses and adequate
care for mothers and infants were url
was increased In many cities by war
growth In the number Of cases Of car
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
LIEUT.. RENE FONCK IS COMING

Lieut.. Rene Fonck. the French ace
Of aces, Is soon to visit the United
States. LIEUTENANT Fonck is the In
credible youngster Of twenty-four who
winged 125 German flyers during the
war. IS OF them officially scored and
within the French lines.
You may expect to see a slim and
wiry chap with the flaming eyes Of a
fanatic. yearning for the abnormal.
But he is not like that. He is rather
squat boy. with broad shoulders.
grave features, steady, serious eyes,
and large head full OF common sense
lin appearance exactly what he was
before the war, village schoolboy In
the vosges with knack for machin-
cry. He is good boy, more jealous
Of his reputation as clean man than
Of his fame as n scourge of the skies.
A vast caution, he says, explains
his success as an airman, a caution
tempered by confidence. Unusual eyes.
an uncnnny facility In craftsmanship,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

AMERICAN PRINCESS OF WALES?

The ra;rin0nls' future of the
prtoce Of Wales H. rn1ch discussed IN
Lo1cOn these days. The Daily Express.
for instance. recently desO;e6 t~o col
nrnns to the subject. pointing out that
the var has narrowed the choice for
the roysl marriage. There is no pos
s!bIiity now Of . German princess BE-
coming queen of England. and vast
tragedy has obliiersted the Russian
royal family.
As regards nsrrfszeable prn-
eesses In other European countries,
the Express says that Princess 70
lsnfa Of Italy IL ineligible on religious
grounds. Princess Helena Of Greece
II no longer talked Of ss the future
queen. and although one Of the ROu-
manian princesses might be chosen.
the prospect would arouse little en-
thugiasrn.
-The fact is says the Express.
"that there Is a keen desire that the
prince shall be allowed TO choose for
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
Freed Of Prairie DooA

According to a government report,
more than 100000 acres Of govern
ment land have been freed recently
u prairie dogs by poisoning. One man
poisoned approximately 1000 prairie
dogs In single day on 320-aere field
In northern Arizona. 1,Gi1 Of the anf-
mails being counted In the open, while
the rest died in their holes. The total
expense OF this ten-hour campaign
against crop despoIlers amounted to
S9.7O
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
PLEA FOR DISCHARGED WOMEN

thousands OF women will auto
maticaiIy step out Of positions and
part with pay envelopes as each home
coming troopship discharges It's human
freight on cur shores. II Is the busi-
ness Of this country to see that those
women are protected In their retire
rnent and that an exchange 10 another
Industrial front be effected without APP
probable loss 10 the pay envelope"
Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait. nation
al suffrage president. thus summed up
recently the tbTeefold problem Of the
readjustment OF the labor situation
from the war to the peace basis.
"We are entering our protest
against discharge Of women without
proper warning and without help In
finding other positions. We have asked
the federal employment agencies es-
iablIshed throughout the country to
find work for soldiers to do the same
for women. Our state suffrage asso-
clntlons act as our local representa-
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
THE
KITCHEN


I sc sro. ~ bogse ~ the ssos q
fhe rad.
e. ;he 50. of th< hixh-zy % fte.
Tks re, Vito rre-- vita Tie ercor of
top~
TIE rr<1 rho are szlnr With TIE
strife
But tsrr 70. s-ry from Their sunps
Do- fhss- te4rs-
Both paris os az i1a-ite ptao-
I>; re live IN rny house ~ the ssce
q the ross
Ara y a frSe-d 20 man
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

from the fire and stir until the nets
are well sugared. Return to the fire
and stir until the sugar melts, then
oiled paper.
Strawberry Turkish Paste.-Take
preserved strawberries. drain from the
sirup and pour one and one-quarter
cupfuls Of the sirup over three table
spoonfuls Of gelatin. When the gela-
end of ten minutes add one cupful Of
the drained berries and the Juice Of
one lemon finish boiling. Pour into a
breadpan and let stand over night.
Loosen from one end Qnd pull from the
pan. With a round cutter dipped In
hot water stamp out In small rounds.
Let stand In the air to dry
Coconut eails.-Take one cupful Of
shredded coconut, two teaspOOnfuis of
vanilla. four teaspoonfuls Of peanut
butter. Mix and shape into small balls.
place on paraffin paper and In cold
place to harden.
Velvet MoIasses candy.-Take one
cupful Of molasses, three cupfuls of
sugar. one cupful Of boiling water,
three tablespoonfuls Of vinegar, one
half teaspoonful OF cream Of tartar,
half cupful of melted butter and one
quarter Of a teaspoonful Of soda. Put
the molasses. sugar, water and vinegar
on to boil. AS soon as the boiling point
Is reached add the cream Of tartar
boil until the mixture is brittle when
tried In cold water. Stir constantly
when nearly cooked. When nearly
done add the butter and soda. Pour
out. cool and pull. When pulling add
such fiavors as vanilla, lemon extract
or peppermint. BY dividing the candy
one may have all these favors. and
more II liked.
~
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint Of water add I OF. Bay
Rum, . small boz Of Barbo Compound
and X or. Of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up or you can mir II at home al
very little cost. Full directions for max
ing and use come in each box Of Barbo
Compound. IL will gradually dsrkcs
strcaked. faded gray hair. and make II soft
and glossy. II will not color the scalp, IL not
sticky or greasy, and does not rub od.Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

Just ms soon ms you eat a tablet OF
Pape's DiapepsIn all the dyspepsia. In.
digestion and stomach distress ends
These pleasant. harmless tablets Of
Pape's DInpepsin always make sick. up
set stomnchs feel fine ut once and they
cost 70 little ut drug stores.--Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

Praiinee. - lake one
pound of brown sugar
and q cupful Of boiling
water with one pound Of
Brazil nuts. Dissolve
sugar In the water and
let boil three or four
minutes; put In the nuts
and boil to 23S degrees
F.. or until a thick sir
up Is formed. Remove
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

a British
should choose American BRIDE
unbOunded
possibilities opened
The and there telling where the
The Express the idea Of royal caste marrying within Itself no
prince Roman
Catholic"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20


"Shoud
working
specazes the positions
different
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20


A Green Soup.
wash tw o
quarts of spinach
In several waters.
Wash, peel and
chop fine three
small turnips. two
onions. a head Of
celery nd q
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

II you've found task worth doing.
II matters little where was born, or
II my parents were rich or poor: but
whether live an honest man and hold
my integrity firm In my clutch ! tell
you my brother. as plain as l can't
matters much.-Emersor.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
INDIGESTION, GAS,
UPSET STOMACH
HURRY! JUST EAT ONE TABLET
or PApE's DiAPEpsiN FOR
INSTANT RELIEF.

No waitingi When meals don't a.
end you beIch gns. acids and uDdigest.
ed food. When you feel indigestion
pain. Jumps Of distress ia stomach.
heartburn or headache. Here is instant
relief.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

Of sweet milk. one cupful Of bread
crumbs. one cupful Of blsnched
chopped almonds. one cuptul Of sifted
nour and one teaspoonfui Of baking
powder. when well miIed. add cup
full os raisins. Bake slowly forty-fye
minutes. Serve with q sauce made Of
ginger sirup. q bit Of butter creaIDed
with powdered sugar.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
No Worst seIIers for Her.

Publisher-My dear young lady, do
you know that only two novels out Of
twenty pay for publisbIng7
The Giri-Oh. very well, then. Ill
write only two.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

as i.ef-keepIn2 10 uuIle
a Vwnan's employment.
The shortage OF sugar
has encouraged many TO
undertake the interest
ing work. and a hive or
two in anybody's back
yard would be q source
Of entertainment as well
as an income.
Oranges In Jelly
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

new way Of serving It.
Junket With Ralslns.
Dissolve a junket tab
let In a tablespoonful of
cold water; heat one
quart Of milk just luke
warm; add three table
spoonfuls Of sugar, one
half teaspoonful of al
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
MournfuI Numbers.

"whnt did the poet mean by Tell
mc not In mournful numbersr"
"Maybe he was figuring on bill the
: restaurant walter had handed him."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
Its Tone.

'.Thosc loud Comeups evidently be
Iicve that money talks"
"In their case, II scrcechcs."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
Tony Seeks Escape.

Officer (at medical inspection)--Say
a-a-a-ah!" Tony-"No speak-a do
English corp. T. w. Cullen In
Judge.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

Ere kindly talked. q; iess; three hours.
OF plastic forms. and mental powers:
Described our p-e-existins station
Before this yIie ie-rsne creation:
And lest I should grow vearted,
rsatsn.
To Gu; things short come down TO
Adam -Prfor's Alma
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
GOOD EATING.

A. variety is the spice Of Iife. we are
all looking for variety In our menu
making
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
LET US MAKE OUR OWN swEEra

Candy made at home Is SO much
more wholesome as well az economical.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

Crcye's Tsssesess. chill Tonie
nehinG the blood. You can soon feel tts esssagsop
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
ECONOMICAL DISHES.

Junket Is such quickly prepared
and well-liked dessert that we are al.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
FOR TIE TEMPTING MEAL

Honey is snch a wholesome sweet
and one that sho-Id be more common
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

appeared and your Vegetable Compound
has made me Q well, strong woman -
! DO al my own boosework. ! cannot
recommend Lydia T. PinkhAm's vegs
table Compound too highly 70 women
passing through the Change Of Life"
-Mrs.FRAsx HEssoss, lzl5 3. Grenade
ST., Urbana, Ill
Women who s1fYer from nervousness.
'heat flashes" bscksehe, beadsehss
end "ths blues" should try this famous
root and beSn remedy, Lydia Z Pifk.
hams Vegetable Compound
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
\ Precedent.

"The manager Of that salt trust
said they would have to keep their
eyes open and look around them"
"He had better be careful. That'e
the way the first salt pile was made"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

Age Makes . DiffereDce.
Small Son-'hamma. ls darn II ali
sweAringf" Mother--Yes; for child
Of your age Il L."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

mothers delinquency
In
the number Of of weapons
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20

n&1 a. sf-&rx cf
grippe which lasted
al winter and left
me In q weakened
c1sditon- felt st
tines that I wo1d
neyerhe well again
! read Of Lycis z
Pinkhan's Vsge
table Compound
and ,Shat Il did sV
women passing
through the Change
Of Life, sol tod my
doctor I would Try
H. Is<,on began 70
gx;n In strength
and the snnoying
sznnfoyYa dis
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1919-02-20
WOMEN OF
MIDDLE AGE
Need Help to Pass the Crisis Safe
ly-Proof that lydia G. Pink
kan's Vegetable Compound
Csz be Relied Upoa.

Crbans, fn-'D1rinz Chsnge Of Life,
b socItion 70 its Annoying symptoms,
The Irish standard., 1919-09-27
Mistaken Popular Notion
of Democratic Theory

pointed. This is not new idea. It
was suggested by the third Napoleon.
There is not a nation of any import
ance in the world today, and history
fails to show one in the past, which
was entirely constructed on lines of
race. 1t would be impossible to found
a state of any Importance on people
OF one race without incompatible diff
ferences in language or religion. It
is wrong to classify peoples by their
language, religion or race. Peoples
of the same race may speak languages
which are Of entirely different lin
guistic stock. The Celtic Irish speak
a Teutonic language and the Celtic
Franch Latin tongue. The Arians
of India are Hindoos or Moslems, while
the Arians of Europe are Christians.
The Catholic Hungarian is of the same
Turanian ra,e as the Turk. The Rou-
manians speak a Latin dialect and are
descendants of the Roman colony but
they are staunch adherents to the
Orthodox Greek Church.
Most of the great and powerful en-
pires of antiquity were composed of
peoples of diverse race, speaking diff
ferent languages and with different
religions and customs. Most modern
nations are racial blend in which
the original stocks are plainly dis
cerned. Though France is styled
Latin nation it is probably more Celtic
than Ireland, though there is strong
mixture of German, France and Latin.
Tennyson said of the English-"Saxon
and Norman and Dane are we." Our
own United States is living example
of members Of many races, speaking
different tongues, worshipping at diff
ferent affairs yet forming one nation.
1t is called the melting pot but when
the melting is done and the pot is
cooled we will find in many parts of
our country racial characteristics that
will show whence the inhabitants
sprung.
The Irish standard., 1919-09-27

A district school inspector, cross
questioning the terrified class, said:
And now l want you boys to tell me
who wrote The Merchant of Venice"
Frightented Boy: "P-p-please, sir,
tit wasn't me-"
That same evening the D. S. 1. said
to his host, the squire of the village:
Most amusing thing happened to-
day. was questioning the class over
at the school, and asked boy who
wrote The Merchant of Venice He
answered tearfully. 'P-please, sir, it
wasn't me-"
After loud and prolonged laughter
the squire said:
That's pretty good; and l suppose
the little rascal had done it all the
time"