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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-01-03
the march or in the wet, 1,54s,ooO

the march or in the wet. 1.54S,0OO
pounds.
These are only some of the medical
supplies. Pins and safety pins, gu
lures and iodine swabs run into the
millions. soap, ether, carbolic acid and
iodineare totaled in hundreds OF
thousands of pounds.
The medical department has paid
probably more than ifs proportion in
casualties. The roll of killed and
wounded in doctors and nurses and
other branches of the corps is a long
one. tcstifying to the devotion and
bravery OF these non-combatants.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-01-03
INDUSTRIAL
FAlRMONT

The Midwest Box factory will not
open full force for another ten days
on account OF delayed shipment Of
necessary machinery. The Office force
is on the job and several workers
have been putting together one or
two small orders Of corrugated boxes,
Immediate needs Of the Bottle Ma
chine company, but regular factory
work willnot commence until all pro-
per machinery has arrived. This
company will make corrugated boxes
exclusively for the Owens companyin
this city. The factory was started,
last summer back Of the Ovens plant
and was finished over a month ago.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-01-03

not keep such interesting secrets en-
tirely to himself.
Anyhow, what's eating hims
The next election is one year and
ten months away. ..
And there is no telling what the
/. D. will be thinking about military
matters by that time. ~
The Colonel is onshis way home.
West Virginia demmie politicians
will now register" gloom.
Gosh, wont it be hard to tell him
the whole truth.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-01-03

The persistency with which lie sticks in the minds
Of those who want to be deceived never better illus
trated than by the testimony Of Victor Berger the Wis
consin congressman who said yesterday while he
was on the standn his trial for violating the espionage
act that he did not believe the rights Of this country
were violated in the sinking Of the Lusitana because
.she was an English vessel and carried munitions"
In Germany and among the enemies of honest govern
ment the world over that Lusitanta tale probably will
persist as long as take interest in the details OF
the great war. The Lusitanta carried no munitions.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-01-03

Furnace No. Sis IN process. of being
torn down ct the Owens Bottle Ma
chine factory. It will be- rebuilt for
producer gas as well Is natural, and
by sumner can be used with the nat
ural until fall again, when by that
time q producer In connection with
this furnace will have been built
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-01-03

Home baked pies and Pastries
Bovers Restaurant Aryt
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30
THE REAL SITUATION IN FRANCE

WE N,E hsarr told a great dead these days about the estremetei OF the
9e a6 ." 81 az sSonsc Ssdsaaen y 9TH he aao S%' MISERY "s alter ssSp = s @@
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s Sss 1s ssn ss sss Sss s q s ssss5ns sssss ~ e CUE 90 s' sss he p Ssos sS"S ar r "a ihs
s issd as' z q se% sa ssnSiaons IN France me has ' sssns %h mes ~ pI q f ss@~s ~"'''
rs r@sh losses IN T@asaa y Killed Smoa%sG 20 isOSSSs ' II tie ' United
s ssss. : ' United I Stats s%a u$ 3 i IN q P' sss%%s. s army ' % fhs SiS'a %s%nS 2
.a.ss ~ sa S%:@ ss:ss ss e ssi " I. { z !. { ss sss .ssss.s sss SssssS i e ssss
aasss . . ss ssf out h nsancsl p problem: or. IN other words are french
&1 T q sssssr Il s om a an m and DSs,.ay Z. ,ss They me y want to- to work WORK
~ he asSos1sssaea ~ 10 see everybody g back te jus job IN Ger
s s@ and employees but the good viii rensins and he esncsnes OF The re.
,.,.S ; Sss: Il : $s s$s::s$ssa ~ sa r $ 4: !: :sa e s s$s ss ss S.Gs s he s.s'S sssS
AND H mf r. Ss' Fence 81 rssn ssso ss ~ p sscs sas ~saes had been turning at shells
sss@sFs 4 purchase ss IN s aishs on ssa % ssvsThs s has sS SiSsa SS"g begun. ans WIN
pa,s aVsesD aug ss s@aSs. q s%sH b s Ss'1 ssss: az s's ss,$ ;" 7" s.ss Sss a ' 1.
epsasd soms have oh-Daper ceilings and canvas ~"ns and old machinery
M ! ssS e $sS,s say ss ss' ss e r.. s' s%s i-s ,,s s"s : $sa : sss,ss :" si T rais
q s@ess . many have resumed work; but / would wish that more people
S TS picture eur " better s'S he rs At France rance imam imam az other orusoricsi efforts / %ish,
!. 1s:ss. s, s:l: s;%sss s$s Sc; ;s s;SSSss i sssy ssss q 4; i sS s ssss5sssss g!
i IL = ss:s 9%ss%. ss'F; q ss ssss. g ass Stopped SsS; S9 Sss.sss ana . ssss sss % ss
S ANAL y s s%i morn : than hail q The. "a vi Ss$ S aia unpaid being DSs
"a"' Rn ~ FIs M o ssss a%Sa 81 hs nss s% SiSs "a a s = $ new ~ iSssSaqn % make
s ssss e ss Ss zee Slsse 81 s " SS%n.'' me s$%aI s sasssf5sd. end any. DAY,
@s M1 y ass.lass Tss n's ~ ? n = Psus : So good 1- ,ns assss a SG Gos ' Sl
issesS Ss zoe Ssy srs me sn Ss.s : SSo's sai p AZ 6 esa ses the P Ss,S Concerns us only.
a4 e a s%s. |. 9 Ss ss$, e e. 4 S sSsS tS,s On an ~ !; ssSiSS iiS 4 y : i ID 81;
assk e, e F, 5essss 1 sa., = a big job We y" . "e . 20 :"
- 9 90 90 in = g are j. S~ : s1 So' where 80 brilliant n q s. q: SSs ssssin: 81 sss re sge's sssS
ae 90 ssssaess = sse It g%sn s. because because s sSsas :. s ss' Ss;o ARE ss . s%sns 81
; as@ s Y 9 ssSasn ssS's ss asma @S" 20 S sSSha sT IS b IsS%s than r. supply and
fTss VIE. snT . had had ssS %y they sSos s s0a AZ yA i% Of equity. behind the franc.
sne ~ 4 osSS. I aassu .%s q 4, - D. @i7 lssst ssas' az su o. Sg eSsr mot Soa fSs o sas.
s ssfs a ave o saaHs s min S Se%s y VIII Ss%in be IN demand al over ''
~"ns To-day SON people say, Poor France they WIN never be able TO wor'
ssS gan found M mat We could fight; " are already worling asMn%
~ ss e ana ss Ser KING q iis Walton. as It did 50 mpVeioosS in 1870
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30
MODERN GEOGRAPHY

a nEYoLuIIqN q nc teaching q feofrnphy haa been proposed or nc
- putfK 4tAnnns " SYRACUSE New York II n recnrnlred that tuacfnnF Of
EcpnfnptF aAAI 10 CARRIED N vigorously Ia nnmc arhooa dunnE TN next
lev years IN order that The school children o. today nag be FULLY acquainted
with ne rfnnhIuE Of Ire wule. In Syracuse Il - proposed To- abandon AL
x ts lrM<nt text neess With fndE Questions And anaaeFs and their test.
foeanaat For mttaneer aya The sSracee Ierak, rour school children viii
NfTaruNt" - a.
Ths same .Haen msht Be appned win dsarabts results in me Ata
rtff1no schools. ol that h proceak viii he reversed here II viii be
utctHAal Tor ~ 20 teach our children Of q fcw yAans honce the Geographical
phenomena through which IN city 81 Albuquerque desce 3ded frem a flour
4nine dY itoa an UNDERLINED cottonwood swamp
Seriously the proposed new geography maybe much moro entertain
n4 70 IN. child ard a. mas. perhaps. y pomeehat less OF q a npon the
children 20 tnsnt WI have much knowsdee OF eeostaphs aner they have
PASSED out o. he eighth grade
After All a uodrFate exercise of the memory: a reasondee application
70 nf4 RECORDED IN book. n fairly heavy requirement 81 actual effort o.
he part Of the child Will alwayHb e found necessary to n very thorough
fdeertiQn- Eduearon BY play alone y n beautiful theory; the theory that
The tntbe h that 10 successful disguise o. real work has aver hecr devised
44hef fr children or own-up We DOUBT 70 one ever will he.
We would b III last 20 deUy modern educational Methods bt we have
never f<tn rudy convince M sound modcrn educational Thought approves
huh Of he an play and n work sNtm now Va popular with many -ad
NAneed~ educators Of young. children.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

cost OF living. An this In spite Of
The fact hat fOodstuffs are plentiful
enough TO 90 around
some critics b,ame the big packers
for forcinf prices upward n Keep
lnr them high. Senator kenyon fearH
ne big Five" will form n monopoiy
10 control the price Of virtually all
necessities. " left u continue upfr-
ations unrtEtricted. On the 0thff
hand J. Ogden Armour declares u'f
cost OF nearly all commodities can %
.%aurlbutod 10 government control, par
ticularly wheat which continue ~
der a guaranteed price 70 the farmer.
Again The fault w laid al the door OF
labor. due to ~ ncnrcity ana hlHh
WAGES n receives. And not a Few
would hold the greater cost OF trans
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30
The USEFUL TOAD

r-uta mas been a vet season in Albuquerque and the toadS have teailshed
1 t~bfu They sing ioyousy in the twilight IN o ano' heW""
or feet ma n % sprinkle the lawn ..,, ,s, mmA..u Of
~ ~ ~ could I'M, lind that toads were eih1e!" exclaimed q membr OF
ue Herald staff who rs troubled over the steady e'au S Sha 'nas IRE
And ana brings OF tho question. frequently heard' as !" "h' ""H az
dedene1 for in ms Creators general scheme. a., a. .unu omn. tue
4, rave Iim~ came along IN the mornings mall "Boys lhe' u he . ma
~ - ~ pv grouts M II never fails to carry VIKINGS nat arr OF NWe not
p-ne - 80 N to grow us loo Herr Is whn A. ~ khkland says II
.m ns co~,ne issue n BOYS fAfe' about what IN cad does 10 pay TOT i'
heep.rt moup OF food q toad may consume u remarkable The wThg
- - @or rse. In another 81 ten. caterplnara we're found; a mn oI
- = ,,oth snterpnlarn. a fourth. 90 rny worms ME y. aUmi
. y ~ 40 miiFrown celery caterpilau 70 q Dad N - MAJ Ntn, Ms
En me- NJ Foskett records feeding 70 roseb nss 20 another Gao" "'"o" ""
wing "a appetite 4. a. .a.o. some vears M showed that in
,...e months ue a single toed might eonS"m ne e"o'"''N "" y"
Ioaso Insects"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

DETER RABBIT never VIII forget
i the nrkt time he saw Glory the
Cardinal, sometimes called Eedblrd,
lie had just hopped OVER ihe old stone
wall on the edFe 81 the pa
When a beautiful clenf. lopf whistle
drew his eyes 10 the top Of an apple
tree. Wnh a little gasp pf sheer as
tonlahMQm and delight Peter stopped
short. He couldn't quite believe tnnt
ne saw what he thought he saw. lie
hadn't supposed thut any even
among the feathcred folk could be
quite 80 beautiful.
The stranger was dressed an Ia
red except a little black around the
base o. his hill. Even his bill was
red. He wore q beautiful red crest,
which made him still more distin
Gnished looking. And how he could
sing,
OF course Peter lost no time IN
hunting up Jenny Wren. who Il
n. Jenny Who II that. beautiful
stranger With such a lovely SOM? p
cried Peter as soon as he caught
sight OF Jenny.
GLORY the Candinal.' replied Jenny
Wren promptly. Isn't he the love.
Hest thing you've ever seem II
were Mrs Cardinal I'm afraid
should he Jealous. There she IL N
the very same tree with him. DID
you ever see such n difference
instead OF the beautiful red ol
! Glory. Mrs. Cardinal wore a very dul
dress. Her back was "A broWnlsh.
/ gray and her throat a grayish-blacx
Her breast was a dull bun with n fain
tinRc Of red. Her wings and tail wer,
unEed with dun red. Hut II she WASH
Handsomely dressed she could sing
IN fact she was almost a. good
singer NJ her handsome husband.
IL a..HNnlI % A.LI 49,. HaI.
people with me clothes spend mos
Of their time thinking about then
and are o. very little use when ]
comes TO real work in life"
Well. you needn't think that q
Glory" declared Jenny in her vleor
Gus way. Hes Just as nne a. h /
handsome. He's a model husband
II they make their home nround her
ycn viii hnd him doing his full shar
In the care Of their babies. Some
times they raise two families. WhcI
they do that Glory takes care q, tn
frst lot OF youngsters RS soon a
they are able 10 leave TIE nest. "
ilsaf Mrs. Cardinal has nothing {
worry. about while sitting on In
second IN Of eggs. Everybody love
Glory. Excuse me. Peter. I'm goln
over to find out II they're really so
ing TO stay"
When Jenny returned she was :
excited b couldn't keep still q min
ute They Ike Il here, Peter" sh
cried. III they a Ind a place I
suit them they are going to stay. N,
they VIII add a lot to the quality Z
thlr nciFhborhood."
Mr.. and Mira. Cardinal whisiled an
sang as II their hearts were hurstin
with joy and Peter sat around listen
Ing as u he had nothing else 10 do.
Nest nory: 4 Fellow Hun ~ Funn
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30
QUEER THINGS
Inthe News

. baltimore. July a0-Thieyea Z
, crnwlcd under a freight o 2
= standing In the ~rennsylvnnia I
. railroad yards nca here. aud I
. with a bit and brace bored "a I
= hole through the floor OF the car I
= ana also through The bottom Of !
= a bnrrsi OF whishey extracting
= ~therefrom forty filuns Of the
y red liquor. Then they pluEaed
. the hole with n piccs " broom !
= handle.
. How tire thicvcs ioeuted the 4
= exact position OF the barrel ia 4
. puzzllnR the police and rniircad
. detectives. I
> That tho robtefn Intended to
. RETURN and set the ftst ~ the
= whiAkey N STRONGLY evidenced.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30
PLAYFUL LITTLE BEARS.

Some children PLAYING near tho
city Meat market Tuesday. found a
high-power rifle cartridge. They put
the cartridge in n tin can, poured
coal oil in the can and set ~ on fire.
The cartridge exploded In due time,
the bullet decorating the flesh on a
finger OF one Of the boys apd lodged
In tho foot Of a little girl. DR.. Bras
soil OF fabian treated the injuries
Tho NAMES Of the Youngsters werc
not obtained.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

"Grandpa." said n small girl. ~
need YOU adyice.t ] ave only five
ahillings to spend Oh Cousin Blanehic's
wedding present. and | want to give
something that looks twice na much
as " r. what do YOU Engg1s ~
We'll" ne replied reconsideration
Of the hinh cost OF living, ] should
buy five shillings' worth Of rice ana
boil IT,"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30
Putting Brakes
on High Prices

1rlescmnd pain Dcaler,)
Complaint after COMPLAINT Of hlkh
.r,cas II made TO congress 7u.t.
-enf after statement II submlttea 70
NOW that this orfthnt conoiiloh " -
nuonalble. iteamH OF te'"
--enfaflxae and government OIL
Sanls demanding inv~estigntlgnr 10
rrrf.teorine, pnninh ~oitsnnsrs
ahd = formulate jans 10 lower 'ho
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30
Legion VIII Sock
TO Amend Vandyck
Employment Bill

an order TO extend civil service
preference 10 honornhiv discharged
roldiers. sailors and marines 10 fed
erai positions Throughout the cntirc
country. Inc legislative committee ~
the American Layton will urge amend
ment OF tn Van Dyck hiil which
gives such p%rcfsicnce In Washington
n. c.. only.
The National EXerutivo Committee
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

81 ihc legion uui.pflxcH former
consrsama Thomas W. Miilor and
former Tcnator fnkc Lea, Join; chaif-
men 81 me Legislative committee ~
Washington 70 faro fneh artion u
viii carry out the feaolutionH o. the
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30
pnOUTpITTON MAY moi h.

PROHIBITION may not be possible
IN England. hut the EHglishmen have
lea. "punch." in ith latest issue
springs the original joke about the
American gent who wants TO trade hts
~corkscrew for something useful.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

pOrtation largely Responsible, while
Others contend We are putting up our
own costs by supplying Europe with
the things we need at home. Nearly
all are agreed that the condition ~
due 10 the war, although many claim
the military struggle simply hurried
u nlOng. because economic tendencies
were such for years that greater pri-
ccs were certain to come eventually.
h opinion is abroad in the lana
that people are compelled to pay too
much FOR everything. Therefore the
public asks for legislation which viii
prove effective in stopping price cN-
toruon for all lime. But. while all
these cries are going forth. nearly
everything continues high, notwith-
standing reports OF 1900, 100000
pounds OF foodstuffs In cold storage,
Increased production. record breaking
harNests ana a fair outlook Tor most
OF the crops abroad.
Certainly there is basis for these
com plaint. But OF all the proposals
to turn the price trend downward
there Is none which would solve the
entire problem, v II the most
stringent remedies suggested should
become laws and be strictly enforced.
A satisfactory solution remains to b.
evolved. Officials and laity admit
this to be true. Evep n member Of
the federal reserve board recently
said h. saw no hope for lower prices
for some time TO come.
The problem deserves the most ne
rious attention OF lawmakers. Prof
iteering and monopOlistic coi,trol OF
prices Il necessities are offenses
against humanity which cause IN
due suffering. Severe laws are need
ed Immediately 20 prevent them.
And the laws should be unroservcdiy
enforced. But more than this Is need
ed. An able and impartial body
should be put to work 10 solve the
underlying problems and to place the
whole economic structure OF tho gov
ernmont on a basis which VIII not
only quickly turn prices back toward
the normal level. bat viii prevent
Unreasonable fiuctuation in the fu-
turc.
important steps IN this direction
have been taken In England, France
and Canada. America should not
lag behind.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

q. X. DAVIS, the optimistic aecre-
tary OF the National FOREIGN Trade
Council. announces tiut 'uenhuta are
popular IN hungry kuron1." They
are also very popular In hungry
America, hui the ten knotfy ones one
gets Tor n dsme do not 10 far toward
relieving hunger.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

81. Louis mcriinE Of tho irHjpE
the dstsgatrA declared that
patriotism requires that ee-A
Atiiors and marines be KiVcf
frcncc whenever addition mefF
De employed In any private N
e~ntnfpfinc. Il
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

Carl X. Prnthor leaves today for
Flagstaff. lie expects 60 find EN-.
pioyment there, provided he h not
successful IN getting a position a.
school teacher. for which he has ap-
piled.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

WE HAVE six weeks ahead In
which dimpicd ladies' in one piece
posing suits will continue leading
features In the news
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

A CHICAGO JUDGE. after 4 years
OF divorce hearings, jumped cut OF n
9-story window. II ia suggested that
the Judge saw mnttimony coming up.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

NATHAN STRAUSS has announced
himself ms a candidate for first mayor
OF Jerusalem. In view OF b paving
and sewerage construction the first
mayor OF Jerusalem will have to at
tend to. we'd advise Mt. Strauss NJ
his somewhat advanced age, to lay
off.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

OUR GOvERNMENT Is criticIzed
Tor delay IN making p%ershing a fun
general. Having declared u Illegal
for any citizen 10 become fun. delay
Is consistent.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

AMONG OTHER supplies for which
the country Is perishinE. our govern
nent "A an oVersupply OF 2 million
pounds Of h~orseshoes. Nobody but
government has an o%vorsupply OF
> million pounds Of horseshoes. Mo-
body but our government however,
Is now using horses.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

A TEXAS woman has been sent 10
prison for 8 years for killing her hua-
band. III juries keep on. husband
killing will soon advance to the rank
OF a first class crime.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

WANTED-A British statesman
who is sufficiently well heeled to
stand the strain Of an establishment
In Washington. u. g. Application
should he made to David Lloyd
George. with details as TO commercial
ratings.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

~ Sec S,IEI5efiosb FIDDLE

possIBf.N Mr.. Wilson fiGurer Tint Il
: he accrpfa the reservations pro-
poecd he Will have less f4lt Of the
treaty he brought hack than OF he
i4-points he took over.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

PO1NDEXTER proposal Of petrol.
cum probe perhaps pertains TO presi-
Dental possibilities.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

BIRD MCGUIRE. ex-congressman
Of Oklahoma. said In a recent speech:
II do not believe the republican
party could nominate a mar who
could make enough plumbers between
now and 1920 10 prevent his election"
II may be 30. but they shouldn't
Try 20 prove lt.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

THE PACKERS might take them
for use In driving away the investiga 2
ton link.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

But think what Nero would have done
II he had owned a rar:
No doubt the lists OF martyrs
Would be longer than they are.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30
TItR CASE OF NERo.

Old Nero was q wicked man,
Nobody will deny.
But he never raced through Roman
streets
With his motor ear in high"
BIRMINGHAM Age-Herald.
And he never dawdied on cro,st-walks
And tossed his Roman head.
And held up lines OF AUTOS III
Their engines all went dead.
Houston Post.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-30

Nest sorry: a FeIior FUN a Funny
Aufics.
The Cordova daily times., 1919-03-06

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The Cordova daily times., 1919-03-06
POOR MARY.

When Mary starts to board car,
Just see how brazen head men are,
Why don't they turn their heads, |
beg;
Why should they look at Mary's hat?
Luke McLuke
Those high-step cars are disgrace;
They are entirely out of place;
The distance truly should be half,
Then Mary would't show her ami
mostly.
Detroit News.
When Mary starts to dance bit,
Men folks nearly throw a fit;
If more clothes her form did drape
Mary wouldn't show her disposition.
-Memphic Commercial-Appeal
Mary steps across the gutter,
Oh, the mean things men do utter,
Mary's anger gins to rankle--
Why should men talk about her elbow.
TT. Smith Times-R Record
When Mary wears that short slit skirt,
The men with her all try to flirt
And wonder if that naughty breeze
Doesn't chill to the shoulder.
Birmingham Age-Herald.
When Mary steps on banana peels,
And swaps her head with her heels,
IT'S very sad to see the guys
That rubber round to see her loop
the-loop.
Sacramento Bee.
Advertise In the Daily Times.
The Cordova daily times., 1919-03-06
BUDCET0FNEWS
FR0MINTERI0R
MINING CAMPS
(From Mccarthy NeWs.)

VTTUIT NINN7t1T t1Iy 1NV"7'I
Arrangements are now under way
for an entertainment to be given on
st. Patrick's Day for the benefit OF the
Arctic Brotherhood who are ANXIOUS
to raise funds toward paying off the
Indebtedness Of their building. Local
talent will contribute to ti:c program,
which will be followed with lunch ana
a dance.
The Cordova daily times., 1919-03-06

On Wednesday afternoon pretty
ceremony took place at the Ahrens
home, when little baby Margaret was
baptized Margaret Ann Emma. Mrs.
Marshall, Mrs FIubrick and Herman
Helmold stood sponsors for her Rev.
Ziegler Officatcd
The Cordova daily times., 1919-03-06

The Washington birthday dinner
given by the entertainment committee
for the Red Cross was even a greater
success than had been hoped for.
Large numbers of people attended and
an enjoyable time was had by all.