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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

PROSPERITY INDICATED

~ USINESS is good and with
ID the worldwide demand fol
supplies we should have a
continuance of good times. No
thing short of a general busi-
ness depression could destroy
the conditions of prosperity
now existing. Needless to say
we are not likely to have a de-
preston. The tendency is in
the opposite direction. Yet
there are clouds in the sky and
we cannot tell how they will
develop. The peace treaty is
not signed yet nor is the League
of Nations approved. The crop
for this year is not yet made.
All these things however will
doubtless work out satisfactor-
lily in due time. They usually
do.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04
Trains Paby Trout
a To Answer Whistle

MONROE n. J., June 4.-Robert
Simble is the hero of this tale. He
s Is years old. He caught a baby
trout some time ago and conceived
the idea of training 1t. That much
can be proved.
This much is subject to controver-
sy. He says the trout flourished and
soon weighed six pounds. Patiently
Kimble trained it.
He put pieces Of liver, meat and
crumbs into his hand. Then he whis-
ties. The trout comes up to the top
Of the water. swins around a little
while and then jumps into Roberts
hands and grabs the crumbs. He
calls the trout Tristram.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04
A MILITANT QUAKER

" Mitchell Palmer, attorney
II general, whom anarchists
attempted to assassinate
with a bomb Monday night is
a Quaker by religion. Despite
that fact however he has had
strenuous life in recent years.
AS custodian of alien property
during the war he made most
of the Germans and Austrians
hate him. AS Attorney general
he has been active in checking
up law yiolators and the radi-
calists evidently believe he is ar
obstacle in their path or they
would not have tried TO kill
him,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

''I think you ought to go in right away
she is real sick and maybe you car
do something TO help her.
Yes, dear said the mother pa
tiently, ''but wait a day or so until she
is just little better"
Thomas seemed much dissatisfied
at his mothers aFpasent lack of
neighborly interest. and Tf1en someth-
ing seemed to dawn upon him. for he
blurted out:
"Mother, you needn't be afraid-it
amt catching
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04
THE LEAGUE IN MISSOURI

~ ECLINING the challenge
- of Senator Robinson of
Arkansas to test the SEN
timent of the people of Arkan-
sas and Missouri on the League
of Nations, Senator Reed is
quoted as saying concerning
Missouri and "if submitted to a
vote in any way. the League of
Nations would be overwhelm-
ingly defeated"
If Senator Reed believes
this statement he is densely ig-
norant of the opinion of the
people of the State. This is as
gross a misrepresentation of
their views in words as his con-
duct in office is of their will.
We challenge this statement.
We defy him to prove its truth
by any test he may select. All
except a corporals guard of his
own party repudiate MIN. 1t
was as much as he and his
friends could do to keep the
Democratic organization of the
State from denouncing his
course, as large number of
Democratic State Legislators
denounced it.
Under the leadership of the
leading Republican newspapers
of the State, Of Senator Spencer
and many prominent Republi-
cans there is ample evidence
that the mass of Missouri Re-
publcans favor a League of
Nations. In an election in Mis-
souri Senator Reed would not
have a ghost of a chance of re-
eleetion.-St. Louis Post Dis
patch.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04
FUNNYBONE

No Danger.
Much sobered by the importance of
the news ne had 10 communicate
youthful Thomas strobe into the house
and said breathlessIy:
Mother. ther have a new baby next
door. and the lady over there is awful
sick. Mother. you ought TO 20 righ.
In and see her.
yes. dear" said his Mother. ~
will 90 over in a day or two just as
'sonn as she gets batter.
But mother" persisted Thomas.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04
SEVENTEEN MILLION
WOMEN

M L is estimated that of the
- 20,OOO,o00 women in the
United States, 1900. .O0O
were engaged in some form of
essential war service, paid or
unpaid, in the home or out of It
during the war. or this num-
per, approximately 1900. 600
were working in offices or
some definitely classified occu-
patton, while 100000 who
mad not worked before left
their homes to take emplov-
ment of a war-emergency ma
ture.
In April, 1918, 1900, 900
factory and mill-trained women
were engaged in war or other
essential industries. This num-
Der increased very rapidly and
1t is estimated that 5000, 900
were so engaged when the ar
mlstlce was signed.
Not fewer than 275,O00 wo-
men helped to weave the g.
OO0,000,000 yards of cloth es-
tlmated to be necessary to fur
nish clothing, beding and shell |
ter for the American army the |
first year of the war; 212,OOO
women helped to fashion cloth
into uniforms for the men of
the army and navy; 10000
women in knitting and hosiery
mills helped to make the $780,
100000 worth of socks and
sweaters the fighting men
wore; $4,000 did service in the |
factories that shod the feet of
the marching millions of fight
ers.
Besides the nearly one million
women thus engaged, 100000
were employed in other essen
tial industries a year ago, in
Government arsenafs, mum :
tions plants etc. More than
100000 were employed in me-
tai and explosive plants alone,
while the number in the employ /.
of the railroads increased from
10000 in January, 1918, to
100000 in October of that
year. Approximately $4,000 3
were employed in the canneries /
and 125,000 in the food, spice,
condiment, extract, drug and
tobacco factories. I
The women of the country. l
have more than measured up
to requirments, and it is certain .
that thousands of women work .
ers will retain the places they I
were called to fill during the
war emergency and that many e,
will be trained to fill other oc-
Corroborative of
his is the result of a canvass of
lit plants in New York State,
more than half of the employ
ers announcing their intention a
% retain every woman employ
ID, while 80 per cent planned
% retain parton all. .
The judgment of those
.harged with the conduct of the
war who mobilized this army
IF women for essential service
n the time of the nations need y
has been splendidly vindicated. t
~s>~~~~~
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

INSPECTOR: Do uu teach observa-
tion?
Teacher: Yes.
Inspector: Then I will test the class.
Now, children. shut your eyes and sit
still The inspector made slow
whistling sort of noise and followed
with, Now children, what did l do?"
For some time there was no an
swer, but ultimately one little boy pip
ed out: Kissed teacher"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

When cooking dumplings thicker
the gravy before putting in the dunn
plings and do not put in more thar
will cover the bottom of the sauce
pan. Piling them on top of each 9TH
er in the cooking kettle Will tend to
make them heavy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

There is nothing worse than bad,
foul smelling breath; get rid of Tr
for your friends sake anyway. Hol-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea will
clean and purify your stomach and
bowels; your breath Will be sweet.
your disposition improved, your
friends increased. 35c. Tea or Tab
let's.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04
Brewery Quits Beer
July l to Make Bars

CHICAGO. June 4.-On July ] the
Peter Schoenhofen Brewing company
expects to halt its manufacture of
beer, but regardless OF the prohibit
ton order will begin the making OF
bars on "A large scale
Despite the imepending arid condl-
tion Of the nation and the "nonessen-
tial classification of bars after that
day. officials OF the brewery say there
will be an enormous demand. SO
much so. IN fact. that the entire office.
advertising and selling organization OF
the brewery have been keyed TO a
high pitch TO push the bars.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04
AT THE GATES OF JUNE

= Spring has opened her garden
gate,
Come in, my love. and see
= The miracle OF her winter dream
= Awaiting you and me.
= Where yesterdays sweet-pea
= forIorn
= on frosty wings took flight.
= a flock OF pink'and purple wings
: Came fluttering down last
= night.
. And naked thorn and tattered
3 leaf
Waits of the wintry SHOWS .
Lift up their rudy faces now, ,
The children of the rose. .
, Bubbles of golden laughter now, I
Baubles of Nah and Pan. !
Pink with the first shy blush of 1
May.
They greet us, maid and man. i
For spring has opened her gar i
den gate. 4
And thrush and oriol throw I
My harp of roses at your feet :
With all the buds that blow; =
And watching these, that dance .
for love, .
And dye and weave and spin, =
Open the garden of your heart, I
And let my heart come In, :
-ALoYSTUS COOL =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

''Why is a crying baby in a theatre
like a good suggestion asked the
Rummy, as he stirred his highball
We'll, I'll bite said the barkeep,
as he grabbed an empty bottle. Why"
because it should be carried out"
replied the Rummy, as he headed for
the door.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

A teacher was telling her class little
stories in natural history. and- She
asked if anyone could tell her what a
grounding was. Up went a little
hard, waving frantically.
"Well, Tommy. you may tell us what
a grounding is"
Please, ma'am it's a sausage
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

Take home a Delta fancy brick of
Ice Cream. They are put up in card
board cartons and will keep for one
hour. YN
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

In the laying season hens eggs ar
- ai-'-o't 's-'"9iegG va'iie FOR iile ssuIr
reason that SO msny things are dear
somebody needs tie money, OF thinks
nc does,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

BODY-Five- passenger Touring
Car.
MOToR-Four-c cylinder. cast in
one block. 3 3-s in. sin. In
take valves in head. Exhaust
valves in side. Length over all.
20 in. Carburetor bolted TO in
take manifold. which is contain
ed in cylinder head. Flow of
gas from carburetor downward
through cylinder head, assuring
complete and uniform distribu-
ton of gases into each cylinder,
and perfect combustion. Makes
easy starting in cold weather
and takes care of low grade
fuels.
GASOLINE SUPPLY-Vacuum
type. Gasoline tank IN rear car
ries t2 1-2 gallons, protected by
frame extention- Automatic
gauge indicates quantity of fuel
in tank.
CRANK SH.AFT-Special de-
sign. scientifically counter-bai-
anced. giving static and running
balance at all speeds. Crank
shaft distortion is eliminated.
Three heavy bearings. Front
lis in. diameter by IA in.
Center bearing s-32 in. dame
ter by 2 is in. Rear bearing 2
is in. diameter by SIS in.
Cams are integral with shaft,
and run in four nickel-babbit
bearings.
TIMING ARS-Helical. of
wide face. Teeth cut at angle
which assures quiet operation.
WATER CIRCULATION-Ther-
mosyphon.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES level
circulating splash. Reservoir 10
bolted to base of crank case. oil
is cooled by air.
Pressure gauge located in cowl
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

"Propinquity is what brings about
marriages. declared pa in didactic
mood.
Huh ?"
"It works this way. From among
the men who call most frequently a..
a house the daughter of the house
naturally selects a husband"
I'm that CASE said ma, II fear our
daughter is doomed to marry bill
collector"
Both in the Alphabet.
"Maw?"
We'll, Junior
PAW don't know much about music
does he?"
mot very much. but why do you
ask?"
"At the show this afternoon a man
told paw the lady on the stage was
singing hibh G, and paw said it sound
ed like H."
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

Idle.
81 don't see why d big healthy man
like YOU should be out of work.
Il have the best excuse in the
world. ma am. MY troubles are due to
the weather entirely"
"The weather.
Eyes, maam. I'm a professional
snow shoveler."
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

apron indicates oil pressure.
Flow of oil is controlled by
stroke of oil pump connected
with throttle.
CARBUR ETOR-Special Essex
design, patented: automatic con-
troll adjusted from dash. stran-
4 gler for starting,
STARTING AND LIGHTING
Delco-two separate units.
Light equipment includes Pa
raboIic headlights with dimning
attachment. Instrument ligh,
and tail light are controlled
front dash. Switch is equipped
with security lock and keys.
CLUTCH-Multlple disc. con-
tanned in oil-tight case In center
OF fiywheel. Two sets of discs,
both of Steel the driving disc
having cork inserts.
TRANSMISSION CN-Selectiv type
three speeds forward and re-
verse. Direct drive third speed.
STEERING GEAR-Worm and
gear type. Full gear and shaft
in one piece. Adjustable to take
up wear. both worm and gear.
DRIVING SHAFT-Carries two
universal joints. All working
parts are packed in grease and
protected by srease-tight steer
covers.
REAR AXLE-Light. strong
and of proved satisfactory per-
formance. Housing Is of rein
forced pressed steel. Driving
gears and differentiai mounted
on separate carrier. which is
bolted to axle housing and is cas-
lily removable without taking
axle from under car. Driving
gears are of helicai type.
BRAk ES-Brake bands II in.
in diameter and l IA in. wide.
RADIATOR-CelIular type, pro-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-04

vided with shutters. controlled
from dash. Equipped with mo-
tometer. Enables driver to know
and control heat OF motor at all
times. Further contribution to
motor efficiency and fuel econ
omy.
wHEELS-12 spokes. front and
rear. made of hickory.
SPRINGS-Provide extremely
easy riding qualities. Semi
elliptic type both front and rear.
Front springs . in. wide by SO
In. long. Rear springs same
width. 81 in, long.
Spring eyes equipped with
phosphor bushings. Adjustable
to take up all side wear. Hoich-
kiss type drive.
FRAME.-New design. strength
ened at front and rear by tubu-
lar cross members. Power plant
bolted direct to frame cross
member at rear. Frame 6 in.
in depth at points OF greatest
stress. Assures absolute rigidi-
~.
Y-Compactness OF motor
provides ample space TO carry
commodious body without un-
due lengthening OF chassis.
Drivers compartment specially
designed for comfort. All ope-
ratiye levers within easy reach.
TOP-Made of rainproof mater
ial, equipped with quick adJus-
table curtains.
HORN--Electric motor driven,
located under hood.
WINDSHIELD Integrally
mounted on body with perma-
Dent standards.
vENTILAToR Rim top OF cowl.
controlled from dash. provides
ventilation in front compart-
ment.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1919-04-16
Henderson JUDGE
|RENDERS DECISION
.Trutona Proved It's Merit In M,
Case" He Firmly Ayers

Henderson, Ky.,-Judge j. l..
Ferrill, 1912 Powell street, for the
past two years has occupied the
bench of the Henderson Police
Court and during his nineteen
years residence in Henderson has
become one of the city's well
known and highly respected men.
He has the following praise for
Trutona:
IL have taken Trutona and It
has certainly proven its merit in
my case.
IL was troubled with catarrhal
affection of the head, nose and
throat. My nose was always stop
ed up and I was annoyed by the
dripping of mucus into my mouth.
My appetite was very poor. Wat
ering Of the eyes bothered me, too.
"Trutona has given me great re-
lief. My nose is never stopped up
now and my head has cleared up.
The watering of my eyes has
ceased. I've noticed quite an i'm
provement in my appetite, too.
Yes, can safely recommend Tru-
tona to ALL"
Trutona is especially beneficial
for stomach, liver and kidney trou-
bles, and has proven fine recon
structive tonic following pneumon-
ia, influenza, hard colds and the
like.
Trutona is now being introduced
and explained at the Ohio County
porated.
Advertisement
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1919-04-16
BANKS MUST NOT Be
SADDlED WITH LOAN.
IS SOLEMN WARNING
Finance Professors Declare Victory
Loan Must Be Popular to Insure
Prosperity.

The banks of the United States must
be left free to finance the reconstruc-
ton of productive enterprises and
must not be cluttered up with the
Victory Liberty Loan. That is the
composite, thought-out opinion Of two
of the Vests most noted professors OF
finance, Carl c. Plehn, professor OF
finance in the University Of California,
and Murray l.. Wildman. head of the
department of economics and finance
of Stanford University. Both agree
that the money needed to finish pay
ing for the war should not come out
of working capital, but should be
raised out of individual savings OF
humble and wealthy.
"If the people take the Loan, as they
must" Professor Plehn says, "the
banks will be left free to lend to the
manufacturer, the farmer. the grocer,
the butcher, and the baker, so that
they can get busy again on a peace
time basis. Then production and
business will grow and, By the formu-
la, prices will come to normal. If we
leave 1t to the banks they will have
no funds left for business, big or little.
We, ourselves, will not profit and the
day of our redemption Will only be
postponed"
Professor Wildman, whose ability
caused him to be called nom Stanford
to Washington for war finance service.
agrees with the California economist.
adding: TT would be grave mistake
to saddle the banks Of the country
with the Victory Loan at this time"
When two professors agree, it's
time to sit up and take notice. When
two professors not only agree with
each other. but agree with the gov
eminent, that settles n. Finance is
their business-particulaxly govern
ment finance. They have spent their
lives studying 1t and are paid good
salaries for teaching the principles Of
II to the men who are eoing to run
the nation tomorrow.
Finance is not the business of the
wiseacre who screws down the COR
ners of his mouth and says, "Let the
banks do IT," Better take the advice
Of scientists who know.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1919-04-16
THE VICTORY LOAN
BY eerton Bells.

We sent the boys over
Now we're going to bring them back
Tho games not finished.
America will never slack!
Dig down in your jeans!
Whoop 'er up for fair!
1t takes more than shouting.
They need money over there!
They've placed Old Glory
In VICTORY unfurled-
Kept us from being slaves
We're now freemen of the world!
So buy BONDS-'tis VICTORY
You're investing today;
So cheer up-and back up
The boys across the way.
Remember, it's duty
You all must do!
So stand up-and put up
For our red. white and blue.
Now, grit your teeth
And show your Yankee pride
For the boys, they are watching
From the other side.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1919-04-16
Catarria Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh is a local disease greatly in
fiuenced by constitutional conditions, and
In order to cure it you must take an
internal remedy. Halls Catarrh Medi-
cine is taken internally and acts thru
the blood on the mucous surfaces of the
system. Halls Catarrh Medicine was
prescribed by one of the best physicians
in this country for years. 1t 10 COM
posed of some of the best tonics known,
combined with some of the best blood
purifiers. The perfect combination of
the ingredients in Halls Catarrh Medi-
cine is what produces such wonderful
results in catarrhal conditions. Send for
.eStimonials. free.
>. ]. CHENEY G. CO., Props, Toledo, o.
All Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1919-04-16

. An important matter to be con-
. sfdered in the buying Of Liberty 4
. Bonds, and one that will appeal 4
. to those who pay income tax to 4
. the Government, Is that for the 4
= next FIVE years following the 4
= termination of the war there will 4
4 be no income taxes to pay on the 4
. interest received on bonds. &C.
= cording to section 2 (a) Of the 4
= Victory Liberty Loan Act, &s ex- 4
= planned by Secretary of the I
= Treasury Glass. 4
= "Tt Is perhaps not generally :
= understood" Mr. Glass says, that 4
= under the terms of that section, 4
= the interest received on and after 4
4 January 1, 1919, until the expira-
4 tion of five years after the termi- 4
+ nation of the war, on an amount 4
4 of bonds of the First Loan con- 4
4 verified, the Second Loan con- 4
4 verified and unconverted. the Third
= Loan and the Fourth Loan, the !;
4 principal of which does not ex- 4
y Cttu SOV,VOV tnO ASH cbdtc,
= owned by an individual. corpo- 4
4 ration, partnership or association,
= will be exempt from surfaces, 4
4 excess profits and war profits 4
+ taxes now or hereafter imposed I
4 by the United States, upon the 4
+ income or profits"
4 This exemption is in addition ::
4 to any other heretofore conferred 4
4 and is independent Of any sub 4
+ scriptions to the Victory Loan
+ and Immediately effective. This 4
+ act also provides for the Secre- ::
I. tary to extend the privilege Of :;
+ converting 4 per cent bonds Of ::
j. the Second Loan into Az per 4
+ cent bonds, the higher interest I
+ rate to be effective from the I
: semi-annual interest payment 4
= date next succeeding the date of :!
. presentation for conversion.
Z i 1. 1. j. = I. 1. 4. 4. 4. + T. + g 4 T. 4
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1919-04-16
COURT DIRECTORY.
y = y
Circuit Court.

Circuit Court.
Judge---R. w. Slack, Owensboro.
Com'th. Attorney---C. E. Smith
Hartford.
Clerk---A. c. Porter. Hartford.
Master Commissioner---Otto C
Martin. Hartford.
Trustee Jury Fund---Cal. P. Keown
Hartford.
LIST Monday in March---12 days..
Com'th. and Civil.
1st Monday in May---12 days---Civi
LIST Monday in July---12 days.,
Ccm'th. and Civil.
Bird Monday in September---12 days
Civil.
4th Monday in November---12 day;
--Com'th. and Civil.
County Court.
Meets first Monday in eacn month
Judge Mack Cook.
County Att'y---A. d. Kirk.
Clerk---W. C. Blankenship.
Sheriff---S A. Bratcher.
superintendent. s. Howard.
Jailer---Worth Tichenor.
Assessor---D. E. Ward.
Surveyor---C. S. Monkey.
Coroner
Fiscal Courf
Meets Tuesday after first Monda,
n January. April and October.
list District---Ed Shown, Hartford
Route 3.
End District---Sam L. Stevens
Beaver Dam.
Bird District---Q. B. Brown Sim.
mons.
4th District---G. w. Rowe. Center.
town.
9th District---W. C. Daughterty
.Baizetown.
9Th District---W. S. Dean, Dundee
7th District---B. F. Rice, Fordsville
9th District---B. C. Rhoades. Hart
ford, Route 8.
Hartford.
Mayor. f. Bean.
Clerk. A. Howard.
Police Judge---C. M. Grove.
Marshal---E. p. Caseoier.
Beaver Dam.
Ch'm'n. Board---W. T. Mckinney.
Clerk---D. Baker Rhoads.
Police judge. M. Porter
Marshal---R. F. Stevens.
R0ckp0rt.
Ch'm'n. Board---James Wilson.
Clerk---Rushing Hunt.
8. L. Fulkerson. Police Judge.
Marshal---Will Langford.
F0rdsville.
Ch'm'L. Board---W. r. Jones.
Clerk---Olla Cobb.
Police Judge---C. P. Kessinger.
Marshal---Grapt Pollard.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1919-04-16
FOR SICK AND WOUNDED.

Thousands of sick and wounded men
lie in base hospitals. They offered
their lives that freedom might live.
They must be given every care. healed
and returned to their homes. The
government asks for bosn. 1t offers
the Victory liberty Notes (short term
bonds), which will soon BE- issued. The
menace to civilization Is dead. Ger
man autocracy has besu destroyed.
War bills must now be pald.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1919-04-16

The real patriot will Sot quit with
the goal in sight. The victory is won.
but the war will not DO over until
the last American soldier who did his
duty over there is safely returned to
his home. We danced when Germany
was licked. and now We must pay the
fiddler.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1919-04-16
ONE MORE BIO DRIVE.

One more big loan-oAe more big
drive-to pay for what our boys did
in France. The spirit Chat charac-
terized the American tlpops is EVIL
dent at home. Everyoae worth the
victory won In Europe "a do his full
part in the coming vstspsv Liberty
Loan campaign.