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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-29

tomorrow evening in the church par
lor. A program has been arranged
which will include debate of the III.
C.L." problem and other timely ques-
tions.
Thursday afternoon club members
will be the guests tomorrow OF Mrs, h.
s. Burroughs. The meeting will be
held in the club room of the library
and the program subject is Theodore
Roosevelt"
Mrs. Louise F. Iamkin has arrived
home from Portland, where she spent
the last week Mrs. Iampkin attend
ed the Baptist state convention, and
later visited with friends.
Mrs. j. H ID. Gray and Miss Louise
Gray who are guests at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. George A. Hartmen, to-
day plan to go to Walla Walla to at
tend the Copeland Ralston wedding.
but will return for a more extended
visit in Pendleton.
As a farewell courtesy to Mrs. NJ.
r. Chessman. Mrs. z. r. Aldrich
ana MIS-. EuInunu VIII
be hostesses Monday evening for n
meeting of the Fortnightly Bridge
club, its members being hidden to the
home Of Mrs sAldrich. Mr.. and Mrs
Chessman are removing to Astoria
where Mr.. Chessman is editor of the
Astoria Budget. Mrs. Chessman
and little daughter Peggy. plan to
leave Wednesday for California, where
they will visit with Mrs. Cheeseman's
mother before joining Mr.. Chessman
in Astoria.
Monday evenings meeting will be
the first of the l919-20 season for
the Fortnightly club.
Interesting guests at a meeting of
Bushee Chapter, O.E.S.. last evening.
We're Judge and Mrs. Burnett of Sa-
lem whose visit in Pendleton is oc-
casioned by the session of the Su-
preme Court here. Mrs. Burnett is
grand chaplain of the Oregon Eastern
Star and Judge Burnett Is also
member. A class of six candidates
was initiated, the floral ceremony be-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-29

Mr. and Mrs. Frederick E. Judd are
expected to return to Pendleton to-
morrow Mr.. and Mrs. Judd left re-
Gently for that city on motor trip,
accompanied by Mrs. w. L. Thompson
who is now residing in Portland.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-29

kdiilC lTOupie WEllCn
pulled me down un-
til l could not put my
foot to the floor and
could scarcely do my
work, and as | live
on a small farm and
rails e six hundred
chickens every year
it made it very hard
for me.
II saw the Com
pound advertised in
our paper, and tried
IL II has resfored
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-29

"The Broadway Novelty Orchestra"
will give dance at Liberty Hall, Oct.
80. You've heard of 'em.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-29
NOW RAISES
500 CHICKENS
After Being Relieved of Or
ganic Trouble by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Oregon, Ill.--"I took Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound for an or
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-29

Dance Thursday.
'The Broadway Novelty Orchestra
will give dance at Liberty Hall, Oct.
80. You've heard of 'em.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-29

! ing employed. The class included Mr.
and Mrs. Percy Folsom, Mr.. and Mrs
c. II. Conroy, Mrs Jessie Crichton
and Miss E,ula simpson.
Mrs. Roy b. Wilcox was hostess for
delightful affair at her home in
Helix last evening when a group OF
friends, many of them from Pendle-
ton, We're asked in to surprise her
husband on the anniversary of his
birth. Cards and music were diver
sions of the evening and n pot luck
supper marked the final hour. The
party included besides Mr.. and Mrs.
Wilcox, Mr.. and Mrs. C. w. Pentlanu,
Mrs. Grace Hatton, Miss Hazel Nc
Culiey, Miss Anna Howard, Mr.. and
Mr.. and Mrs: A. f. McCulley, Miss
Eleanor McCulley, Frank A. Garsch.
all of Pendleton; Mr.. and Mrs. George
McGrananahan, Mr.. and Mrs Walter
L Boynton, Mr.. and Mrs. Bruce
Hamilton, Mr.. and Mrs. Victor w.
Mason, Mr.. and Mrs. T. NJ. McCook,
Mrs. v V. Kerley, Mr.. and Mrs Chas.
Aspach, Miss Grace Garrett. Mrs.
John Loeding, Miss Smma Zeuske,
Mr.. and Mrs. Z. j. King, Mr.. and Mrs.
L. d. Clark, Mrs. C. L. Poffenberger.
and Hugh Pennell.
The home of Mrs. J. NJ. Payne on
Willow street, made most charming
by an abundance of great. fluffy
used throughout the
living and dining rooms, was the
scene yesterday of q delightful meet
ing of the Maccabees for which Mrs.
Payne, assisted by dozen members
of the lodge, was hostess.
Greeting the guests upon their ar
rival were two weird "spooks" who
bade them welcome, the Halloween
figures being represented by Mrs.
Mona Rogers and Mrs. Lillian Conroy.
During the afternoon futures We're
'oretold by a wise witch who proved
20 be Mrs. Ella Brown, and in two
guessing contests Mrs. G.. r. Goldapt
carried off double honors, other tro-
phies being awarded to Mrs. George
0'Daniels and Mrs. Tillie Walters.
Inviting little pumpkin pies were
eatures of a delicious luncheon serv-
ID late in the afternoon. Half a hun
lred ladies enjoyed the affair. Guests |
,ther than lodge members were Mrs. |
Charles Brownlowe, Mrs. Goldapt, |
Mrs. Tillie Walters, of Spokane, Mrs |
\. d. Casey, Mrs. Will Penland, Mrs |
". c. Minnis, Mrs. NJ. T. Spakes, OF |
Dayton, and Mrs. Hannah Suhl.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-29

ing employed. The class included Mr..
and Mrs. Percy Folsom, Mr.. and Mrs,
c. H. Conroy, Mrs Jessie Crichton,
and Miss Eula simpson.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-29

Wives and friends of the Mems
Forum of the Methodist church are
to be entertained by the organization
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-29

tomorrow evening in the church par.
lor. a program has been arranged
which will include debate of the III
C,L." problem and other timely ques-
tions.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
THIN PEOPLE
SHOULD take
PHOSPHATE
Nothing Like Plain Bltro-Pbosphats
TO Put on Firm, Healthy Flesh and
to increase Strength, vIgor
and Nerve Force.

Judging from the countless preparations
and treatments which are continually be.
Ing advertised for the purpose OF making
thin people neshy, developing arms neck
and bust. and replacing ugly hollows and
and beauty, there are evidently thousands
OF men and women who keenly feel their
excessive thinness.
Thinness and weakness are often due
TO starved nerves. Our bodies need more
phosphate than H. contained in modern
foods. Physicians claim there is nothing
that will supply this deficiency SO well ae
the organic phosphate known among drug
gists as bitro-phosphate, which is mex
pensive and In sold by most all druggists
under guarantee OF satisfaction or money
back. By feeding the nerves directly and
by supplying the body cells with the nee
essary phosphoric food elements bitro-
phosphate should produce a welcome
transformation In the appearance; the In
crease In weight frequently being aston
Increase IN weight also carries with II
q general improvement in the health.
Nervousness sleeplessness and lack of
eyes become bright. and pale cheeks glow
with the bloom Of perfect health: -
CAUTION: = Although bitro-phosphafe
is unsurpassed for relieving nervousness
sieeplessness and general weakness It
should not. owing TO its tendency to in
crease weight, be used by anyone who
does not desire to put on flesh.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
MIGHT GET II RIGHT SOON
Youthful Sunday School Teacher BY
; No Means Disconnected by First
Rather Wild Statement.

She Is fifteen and teaches Sunday
school class of ten little girls. That
they might 'learn to keep and do
them" she babe them commit the
twelve commandments. The day for
the utterance Of the twelve" statutes
arrived.
The little girl on the end seat was
called on first. Chilly she repeated the
ten. There was q pause. She was
waiting for the approval Of her
teacher.
"Give the other two" firmly COM
manded this elderly parsonage. MY
mother said there were only ten, and
that was more than anyone could keep.
and she knows" retorted the assured
little end-seat girl.
Nonchalantly the teacher began
turning the pages of Revelation. She
was working to Deuteronomy.
Certainly there are but ten COM
mandments. How stupid. I was think
ing of Proverbs. You know, my dears,
there are twelve of those"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
Matter Of Jurisdiction.

At the master painters and decorat-
ors' banquet, the other evening one Of
the guests sud to a companion:
II notice couple of doctors In the
gathering"
Eyes, ! saw them, too" the other
replied.
How do you account for their pres
ence hereY
Jokingly the painter answered:
"Oh, we are obliged to be very strict
on account of the union"
"How does that affect the doctors?"
Every doctor must have a working
card, you know, so he will be able to
paint with iodine."-Youngstown Telc-
gram. NF,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
PardonabIe Curiosity,

"Gabe Sogback got hold of drink
or two of bone-dry ticker luther eve-
ming and went home and throwed him.
self on the bed, face down." related a
citizen of Sandy Musl, Ark. "As soon
as he was asleep his wife took and tied
him. fast by the four corners, spread
out like capital letter *, and beat
and mauled him with wagon spoke
till she mighty nigh smashed him fiat.
A passed. of us fellers going by heered
the hooraw, and, lowing varmint
was killing somebody, went in, and
sorter persuaded Mizzus Sogback to
turn Gabe loose. She said she had
whipped him b'cuz she loved him.
reckon that was all right, but I'm
sorter curious to know what she'd
add to him If she'd-p'tu !-hated
him."-Kansas City Star.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
Real Guilt.

A Chinese diploma mentioned some
thing about a Chinese having COM
mitted suicide by eating gold leaf.
"Well," said society woman in the
company. II can't understand how that
could have killed him." ii
Probably answered the diplomat,
seriously, "he died from the conscious
ness of Inward guilt."-London Ideas.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
A Precision.

You. object to the term, Demon
RUM"
II do. Demons are not supposed to
have any real natural existence. But
there is nothing NEUROLOGICAL about
bard liquor"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
Care and Responsibility.

HE responsibility attached the preparing Of remedy for infants and children
undoubtedly than that imposed the manufacturer Of remedies
for adults whose system sufficiently counterfeit for time least
injurious drug well observe that Castoa prepared today has been
for the past 40 years. under the personal supervision Mr. Chas Fletcher
What have makers Of limitations and substitutes sake2 What their
responsibilities To whom they answerab2 They spring today scatter
their nefarous wares broadcast and disappear tomorrow
Could each mother the patakng with which the prescription for
Fetchers Coa prepared: could they read the nume testimonials from
grateful mothers would listen the subtle eadngs and false
would offer imitation of substitute for the tried and true
F1etchers Cstoria
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

We wonder IL the Lord loves cheer
full giver ms much as the cheerful giver
loves himself.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
Just So.

1.-THE fellow across the street looks
like a wooden image" maybe that Is
why he is numbering along"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

While some men practice what they
preach, the majority would be ashamed
to preach half they practice.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
Fats Fast.

Fats Fast
Mae Day Tin group Of department
store clerks)--Didl you notice my last
customer. Amt she perfect thirty
six?
Sally Cylic-Don't you fool yer
selves, girls Didn't you see her gray
hairs? Why, she's easy over fifty.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

If you would criticize your boss get
fully mile away from everybody, then
whisper to yourself.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
Preparedness.

Mr.. Homestopper-Trifierl II you
don't love me, why did you throw
yourself on my breast and put your
arms around my neck and kiss me?
Miss Peachblow-Oh, that was only
training stunt. The best ever Is on
his way home from France and l want
to give him the right kind Of welcome.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

No man is thousand descents from
Adam.-HOoker.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

A woman always has reason for
being unreasonable.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
Smart.

II planned the house out Of my own
head" "Oh, didn't know 1t was a
wooden house."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

When the pantry Il left unlocked the
small boy gets his desserts.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

You can't tell what q boy learns at
college by the amount 1t costs his IA
ther.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

Hard luck Is a machine for testing
your friends; 1t separates the wheat
from the chaff.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

The ancient watchdog is member
of the old guard.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

Preachers ought to get good sal
airy; X Is church money, you know.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

Don't offer odds to the elevator boy
or he'll take you up.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

When married man laughs In his
sleep his wife imagines he Is dream
ing that he Is bachelor.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

A kiss on the lips is worth 100000
on paper. 8flf AZ
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
Mutual Position.

"The men coming back were in
transports"
$50 were the folks on the Shore"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

~ The Test.
$50 you bought parrot yesterday"
"Yes; i want to see IL they live a
hundred years. as people say"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11
The Occasion.

The Occasion.
"They have begun work on the
new ships sleeping quarters"
"Oh, then, 1t Is the ships berth
day."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

It is the narrowest part Of the de-
file through the valleys begin to open.
Persian Proverb.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

Those who talk much say nothing.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

First Land Sale.
We should shy the first land sale'
on record was the purchase Of tho
field of Machpelah by Abraham, who
paid 400 shekels Of silver for tho
field In which he buried his wife.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1919-07-11

bscco. pure. Soc h.. postpaid Farmers EetsiI
Leaf Tobacco Assn. Dukcdom.. Tenn. Theirs
people are rsiiable--John welch. Postmaster.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-06-19
Motor Club Declares
Washday Off and Plans
For Big Monday Outing

Hey, Jiggs. tell Maggie washday
is declared off for next Monday, June
23," says an announcement of the
Harrisburg Motor Club. in speak
ing of its big basket picnic, planned
for next Monday at Boiling Springs
Park, in tse style of McManus, ori-
ginator of the cartoons printed daily
in the Telegraph.
Everything at the park will be
free, officials have announced. The
entire park has been chartered by
the Motor Club including the merry
go-round, boats, and other afnuse-
merits. Band concerts and dancing
on the pavilion will be held during
the afternoon and evening.
Bring the whole family. the wife.
the kids an everything" members
are told. Games and contests have
been arranged for the "grownups
and kiddies, and a bunch of prizes
for the winners" All have been
told to get the old picnic basket and
pack it to the brim with good things
to eat.
An automobile run of members in
secret time from the city to the
park, will be staged. A secret time
will be selected and the cars that
make the run in the time closest to
| the secret time. will be awarded
| prizes. Cars will check out at Front
and State streets any time between
noon and. 2 o'clock and check in
at the park.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-06-19
June Joy Jaunt to Take
Businessmen to Colonial
Country Club Tomorrow

George G. Mcfarland, chairman
of the transportation committee of
the June JOY Jaunt of the Cham Der
of Commerce, has made the follow
ing arrangem ents for the trip to the
Colonial Country Club tomorrow
afternoon, beginning at o'clock.
Automobiles will turn into MIR
ket street, going east, from Market
Square and stop for a moment in
front of the Market street entrance
of the Dauphin Building to take on
passengers. Enough automobiles
have been promised to assure trans
portation for everybody. Those
without automobiles should meet at
the entrance to the Dauphin Build
ing at 4 o'clock and Mr.. Mcfarland
or some other member of his COM
mittee will direct them into auto
mobiles.
All who have notified the Cham
ber offices that they have auto
mobiles should stop at the Chamber
offices before going to the Country
Club and take on their quota of
passengers. Mr.. Mcfarland has
made arrangements for the parking
at the club. There will be some
one there to direct the machines to
the proper places.
Those without automobiles are
directed to make their own arrange
ments for the return trip, if possible
with the person who takes them
out. Those with automobiles
should announce their intention to
return when they are ready to leave
the club and take back pass engers.
Street cars will be running regular
ly to and from the club.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-06-19
STRENGTHENS
KIDNEYS
PURIFIES BLOOD

You can't expect weak kidneys 60
nlter the acids and poisons out of your
system unless they are given little help
DoSt allow them to become diseased
whesI little attention now will pre-
vent it. Don't try to cheat nature
AS soon as you commence to have
backaches, feel nervous and tired GET
BUSY. These are usually warnings
that your kidneys are not working
properly.
. Do not delay a minute. Go after the
cause OF your ailments or you may find
yourself in the grip of an incurable dis.
ease, GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil cap.
sules will give almost immediate relic.
from kidney troubles. GOLD MED.
AL Haarlem Oil Capsules will do
the work. They are the pure original
Haarlem Oil Capsules imported direct
from the laboratories in HARLEM. Hol.
land. Ask your druggist for GOLD
MEDAL and accept no substitutes
Look for the name GOLD MEDAL on
every box. Three sizes, scaled packages
Money refunded if they do not quickly
belN you.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-06-19
DAUPHIN MEN
ARE REFUSED
Board of Pardons Grants Re
lease For Helen Boyle; Re-
fuses Clemency to Many

James White. of Dauphin county
who killed a policeman here three
years ago, was refused a pardon
after serving less than three years
by the State Board of Pardons last
night. The hearing of his application
was marked by some sharp COM
ments by Lieutenant Governor Beid-
leman, who did not see why he
should be set at liberty. Robert A.
Johnston, also of this county, asked
pardon after serving a part of
sentence for rape and bastardy, but
was also refused.
The Board approved the applica-
ton of the inspectors of the Western
Penitentiary for release on parole of
Helen Boyle, who figured in the
Whitla kidnapping and has served ten
years. She was eligible two years ago.
The Loomis first degree murder
case was postponed, and the Bronze
slaw Bednotciki case from Beaver.
was refused.
Decisions were announced as fol-
lows:
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-06-19
For Itching Torture

There is one remedy that seldom
fails to stop itching torture and relieve
skin irritation and that makes the skin
soft, clear and healthy. .
ANY druggist can supply you with
zemo, which generally overcomes all
skin diseases. Acne, eczema, itch, pim-
ples, rashes, blackheads in most cases
give way to zemo. Frequently, minor
blemishes disappear overnight. Itching
usually stops instantly. Zemo is safe.
antiseptic liquid, clean, easy to use and
dependable. 1t costs only 35c; an extra
large bottle, $1.00. 1t will not stain, is
not greasy or sticky and is positively
safe for tender, sensitive skins. ,,
The E. w. Rose Co.. Cleveland, o.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-06-19
Teamster's Life Saved
WRITES LETTER THAT is
WORTH READING VERY
CAREFULLY

Peterson Ointment Co., Inc. Buffa-
10, n. Y: I was afflicted with a very
severe sore on my leg for years. l am
a teamster. 1 tried all medicines and
salves, but without success. / tried
doctors. but they failed to cure me.
couldn't sleep for many nights from
pain. Doctors said l could not live
for more than two years. Finally Pc
tersons Ointment was recommended
to me and by it's use the sore was
entirely healed. Thankfully yours,
William Haase, West Park, Ohio,
March %, 1915, care p. G. Reitz, Box
199.
Peterson says: 'I am proud of the
above letter and have hundreds of
others that tell of wonderful cures of
Eczema, Piles and Skin Diseases"
Petersons Ointment is 35 cents at
all druggists. and there isn't a broad
minded druggists in America that
won't praise it.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-06-19
PLAYGROUND OPEN

City playgrounds were opened to-
day for the summer. instructors
held a brief meeting this morning
in the city council chamber to re-
ceive information from J. K.
Staples, playground supervisor, about
organizing their work and making
reports each week, after which they
went to the various play plots to
begin their duties. Supplies for the
grounds were distributed during the
morning.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-06-19
sPAIN's KING IN III

Madrid, June 19.-King Alfonso is
slightly indisposed He is remain
ing in his room by the order of his
physician.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1919-01-10
Turned Laugh on Jokers.

We do not think of NJ. Clemenceau
as the sort of man on whom practical
jokes would be played, yet he was the
victim of an elaborate jest some
while ago-in pre-war times, needless.
to suy-and he accepted the position
with c~ommendable grace.
A number of Parisians received bO-
gus invitations to dine at the pre-
mier's house. Some were total
strangers, and their grateful accept
ance mystified Nj. CIemenceau until
he realized the hoax.
He did not put them of. He or
dered the dinner ana gave his guests
a pleasant evening. Not until the
evening was drawing TO a close did he
inform them that their invitations had
been sent out by some one of whose
identity he had not the remotest
knowledge.