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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26

face was looking as pretty as could
be. And you'd protect it against the
wind-and miss lots of fun and you'd
see that it wasn't shiny and you'd
be afraid of good old healthy Mr..
Sun
You'd take such care to make your
face look lovely that it wouldn't look
nearly SO lovely as though you left it
to good Mr. Wind and Mr.. Sun to look
after.
land you'd be constantly thinking
of your clothes and not having any
fun at ALL
Gracious, said Carrie, I hadn't
really thought of the fun I'd miss.
] was thinking that I would be real
lady. and very fashionable one, and
look very lovely all the time
Because they all said you were
pretty, Billie Brownie said. We'll, so
you are. but you'll have a 4conceited,
silly expression if you think Of moth
ing but your looks, and then folks will
say: How pretty Carrie is, but she
has a perfectly embarrassing face
How dreadful, said Carrie. i had
thought my greatest ambition in the
world would be to look stylish and fine
when / grew up. I'd forgotten about
the fun I'd miss
s'You can look well, and all of that,
said Billie Brownie, and everyone will
be pleased, but when you think of
style alone gracious how silly the
face becomes then! Anyone could see
that was all you were thinking, Of.
Carrie, my dear Billie Brownie con-
tinued.
"sBut I'll show you just what you
would miss if you only thought of
style and beauty. We're giving a
New Years party-Tm giving it, as a
matter of fact, and shall let you have
a peep at it-yes, I'll draw the curtain
which hides us from the eyes of peo-
pie. and you'll see the fun. And you'll
see. too. that fun is far more impOr-
tant than style.
And So Carrie, you'll see that
it's good sense to have fun and you'll
think how foolish it is to be vain and
think of vain things.
land if you think too much of
your prettineSs you'll not notice that
all your other qualities, such as good
sense and sweet disposition and all
may leave you when you aren't look
ing"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
SEEMED ONLY THING TO DO
Fond Mother Satisfied She Must Sur
render Her Child to Career
of Military Glory.


DR.. F. Fishent looked at the baby's
tongue with slight quicker between
his eyes.
ITS very queer Mrs. Flapjackson. "
he said. 81 simply cannot diagnose
the case at all. The child's tempera-
ture is only 30S and his heart. except
for missing a few beats every other
time, is going like a trip-hammer. 1t
must be something else. l will take
another X-Yay."
The X-ray revealed nothing but a
spool of cotton, several ten-penny
nails, a buttonhook. one of the bells
from rattle, the head of rubber
baby and a piece of glass from a
broken milk bottle. 1t was the usual
contents of a normal baby's stomach.
after all l have done, Mrs. Flap
jackson, I've discovered nothing wrong
with the baby. He seems to be strong
and healthy"
"Oh, no, doctorl You're wrong,
sobbed the frantic mother. "HO has
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
Goldfish Prettily Marked.

The collecting and breeding Of fancy
goldfish by the many people who make
it their hobby has never produced
a more brilliant result than Miss Lib
erty,'' noted during the last few months
as the fish whose progeny are being
sold to raise funds for a city aquar-
ium. Miss Liberty" numbers among
her immediate ancestors a Chinese
moor-black, a red-scaled Japanese, and
brown transparent-scaled japanese
goldfish. and accounts in this way for
her own strange appearance. The I'M
der body is red. the back white, while
the fantastic markings on fms and
Oody are blue.-Popular Mechanics
Magazine.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26

been acting very queerly for several
days. He makes the most awful faces
at his father and squirms and this
morning he tried TO throw little re-
volver that was all loaded at me. And
he fights something dreadful and
kicks his German nurse like any.
thing"
Suddenly a ray of enlightenment
found it's way into DR.. F. Fishent's
dome.
Mrs. Flapjackson, did understand
you to say that you held the baby up
to see Gen. Pershing when he visited
the city the other day?"
The mother broke into a relieved
smile.
ooh, doctor" she cried. as that it?
Then had l better make him boy
scout at e?'-Detroit Free Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
uroes ltaIlans to Read zoIa.

The fact that lola is no longer read
in Italy is commented upon with a
good deal of establishment by the I'al-
ian papers. Twenty years ago. it APP
pears that Zola's vogue was extraord-
mary, but since that day his books
have decreased in popularity, SO that
now it is seldom. if ever. that his name
is heard in book shops and libraries.
A writer in the "Secolo" attempts to
find the reason for this neglect, but
can come to no satisfactory conclusion.
He urges upon young Italians at least
yearly perusal of lola, some of
whose works are of particular value at
this time of world upheaval.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
Keep Accounts.

Farming is a business the same as
banking or running mercantile estab-
lishment. There are prooucts to be
sold and articles to be bought The
keeping of a record of these aud de-
termining the relation of the outgo to
the income are important considera-
lions on every farm. The farmer
should know what his income IS and
just how he is dispoSing of it. He
can know this only by keeping books
and the first of the new year is the
proper time to begin Exchange.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26

For 200 years GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem Oil has enabled suffering human
ity to Withstand attacks of kidney,
liver, bladder and stomach troubles
and all diseases connected with the
urinary organs, and to build up and
restore to health organs weakened by
disease. These most important organs
must be watched, because they filter
and purify the blood; unless they do
their work you are doomed.
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervous
ness, dependency, backache, stomach
trouble, pains in the loins and lower
abdomen, gravel, rheumatism. sciatica
and lumbago all warn you of trouble
with your kidney. GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem Oil Capsules are the remedy
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
SAFE, GENTLE REMEDY
BRINGS SURE RELIEF

you need. Take three or four every day.
lining of the kidneys and drives out
the poisons. New life and health will
surely follow. When your normal vigor
has been restored continue treatment
for a while to keep yourself in condo
ton and prevent a return of the dis
ease.
Don't wait until you are incapable OF
fighting. Start taking GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules today. Your
druggist will cheerfully refund your
money if you are not satisfied with
results. But be sure to get the original
imported GOLD MEDAL and accept no
substitutes. In three sizes. : Sealed
packages. At all drug stores.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
SWAMP-ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is soon
realized in most cases. 1t Is q gentle,
healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi.
um and large.
However, if you wish first to test rhit
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.,
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for 9
sample bottle. When writing be sure anc
mention this paper.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26

surely proved to be. feel better and
stronger in every way since taking it,
and the annoying symptoms have disap-
peared. - Mrs. M. Golden, 925 Ma
poleon St., Fremont, Ohio.
Such annoying symptoms as heat
flashes, nervousness, backache, head
ache, irritability and :" the blues, - may
be speedily overcome and the system
restored 70 normal conditions by this
famous root and herb remedy Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
If any complications present them
selves write the Pinkham Medicine Co.,
Lynn, Mass, for suggestions how to
overcome them. The result of forty
years experience is at your service and
your letter held in strict confidence.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
COLD ON CHEST
AND SORE THROAT
ENDED OVERNIGHT
You Get Action with Mustarine--It
Drives Out Pain in Half the Time
Il Takes other Remedies It's
the Quickest Pain Killer
on Earth.

Stops coughing almost Instantly ends
sore throat AMI chest colds over night
Nothing like IL for neuralgia lumbago,
neuritis and to speedily drive away rheu-
matte pains and reduce swollen joints
Mustarine is the original mountaineering
prescription that takes the place but Is
10 times as efficient as Grandmother's old
fashioned mustard plaster. Use ii for
sprains strains bruises, sore muscles,
stiff neck. swellings. sore, painful or
frosted feet and chilblains. Be sure it's
Begy's Mustarine in the yellow box
S. c. Wells e Co., lie Roy. N. "
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
"cnld In the Edaad,'

sons who are subject to frequent ''colds
in the head will find that the use Of
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will
build up the System, cleanse the Blood
and render them less liable to colds.
Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh may
lead to Chronic Catarrh
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX.
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces OF the System.
All Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
$1,000 for any case of cRtarrh thai
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will moi
+. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. ohio.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
LARGEST PAINTING.

OF sill the large canvases by the IA
nous masters the picture paradise"
BY Tintoretto, is the largest. 1t is "a
feet vide, 1914 feet high. and is now
in Doge's palace, Venice, where it is
>crupu)ously guarded as one Of the
worlds greatest treasures.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
WHY Your Watch is Fast.

Continual alteration of the regulator
of your watch will not insure regular
time-keeping unless you avoid jolting.
Very often a watch gains time simply
because the wearer unconsciOusly
jumps or jerks while walking. This
results in an extra coil of the hair
spring getting between the two pins
of the regulator. 1t replaces itself by
another sudden movement of the body
and returns to normal timekeeping.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
Herman Was Sorry.

''Why, Herman" said the mother of
a precocious five-year-old, aren't you
ashamed to call auntie stupid? Go to
her at once and tell her you are sorry"
"Auntie," said the little fellow a mo-
ment later, Tin awfully sorry you
are so stupid
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
Alcoholic Frankfurters.

Ell Paso, Tex.-Lorenzo Hernandez
developed a brand-new scheme of boot
Logging. Inspectors tasted sausages
he was bringing across the interna-
tional boundary and found them filed
with alcohol.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
cutVcura for plmplv Faces.

To remove pimples and bIackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash OFF in five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to In
clude Cuticura Talcum.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
Slow Work

whats the hurry? Can't my wife
select a nursemaid?"
"There are so applicants, Mr.. Spon-
dulix," explained his secretary in well
modulated tones, ''and your wife is
trying to get the baby to indicate a
preference. ''-Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
Statesmen Moved to soma.

Only twice in its long history has
the British parliament broken into
song. AT the declaration of war in
1914 and upon the return of Lloyd
George after the signing of the peace
treaty the members. rising to their
feet. sang God Save the King"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
Saw Ghost in Jail.

Rock Island, nl.-Eighteen negro
prisoners in the county Jail are in
CONSERVATION since the suicide of Rob
ert Cook The negroes declare they
saw Cooks ghost pointing at them
from his former cell.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
quite otherwlse.

"Poot girl!''
"Well?"
"She went on the stage"
''Too bad!''
"And now she just can make bare
living"
eff she's one of those s'Frolics,' a
bare living doesn't necessarily mean
poverty, my dear" Birmingham Age
Herald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
silent Watches.

Small Scout-Dad, what are the
silent watches of the night?
Indulgent Father-They are the
ones which their owners forgot to
wind, my son.-Boys' Life.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26

Ola Col . VA es63~ AAA
had all the symp-
toms incidentto that
change-heat fash
es, nervousness, and
was in a general run
down condition, so
it was hard for me
to do my work.
Lydia E. Pinkham' 8
v e ge table Conn
pound was recon-
mended to me as the
best remedy for my
troubles which It
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
A Great One.

Love has one decided advantage
over everything else"
what is it?'
"You can keep it and return it at
the same time.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
"Tyino the Knot

A priest at a wedding in old Baby
Ionic Ssed to take thread from the
garmelk Of the bride and another
from that of the bridegroom. These he
tied together into knot, and pre-
scented to the bride as symbol of
the binding nature of the union be-
tween her and her husband. Hence
the expression, tying the knot"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26

A woman will forgive any man for
lying If he tells her she is beautiful.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
one Never Gets Any credi-

1t is rather discouraging when the
head Of the family attempts to- be
bright and even facetious at the break
fast table and attempts few dance
steps as showing CHEEKY mind to be
told that his new chimpanzee glands
seems to be taking hold well. Grand
Rapids Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
MaYhe.

Love thy neighbor"
Eyes. and maybe he will get close
enough for you to hit him.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26

At least the toes of man who waits
are sure to turn up.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26

A man is compelled to keep his
word when no one will take it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
v[IE91i1tlEI|;l'9l Ri
BAD BREATH
Often Caused by
Acid Stomach

How can anyone with sour. gassy
stomach, who is constantly belching, has
heartburn and suffers from INDIGESTION have
anything but bad breath? All of these
stomach disorders mean just one thing
Acid stomach.
EATONIC, the wonderful new stomach
remedy in pleasant tasting tablet form that
you eat like bit of candy. brings quick
relief from these stomach miseries EATON
&c sweetens the breath because it makes the
stomach sweet, cool and comfortable. Try it
for that nasty taste, congested throat and
"heady feeling" after too much smoking
If neglected, Acid-Stomach may cause you
q lot of serious trouble 1t leads to ner-
vousness, headaches, insomnia, meIanchclia,
rheumatism, sciatica, heart trouble, ulcer
and cancer of the stomach. 1t makes .ts
millions of victims weak and fniserables
Istless, lacking in energy, all tired out It
often brings about chronic invalidism, pre-
mature old age. shortening Of ones days
You need the help that EATONIC can give
you IL you not feeling strong and
we'll as you should. You will be surprised
to see how much better you will feel just an
soon as you begin taking this wonderful
stomach remedy. Get a big so cent box
from your druggist today He will ve.urD
your money IL you are not satisfied.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
that CHANGE IN
WOMAN'S LIFE
Mrs. Golden Tells How If
May be Passed in Safety
and Comfort.

Fremont, or was passing through
che critical period of life, being forty.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
JOINING the Police.

$50 you want to leave. cook? What
motive have you for going away?"
'sIt amt motive, mum; it's only a
policeman. London Tits-Bits.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26

The business farmer of today wants
q good barn. He knows from the ex-
perience of the successful men in his
business that the modern barn is a
profit maker. A weather-tight, we'll
ventilated barn keeps the live stock
healthy and productive; the work of
caring for the animals can be done
economically, through the saving of
labor
There are numerous features of the
modern barn that make this building
profit producing. 1t is well-built
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26

Be very careful what you say to
your enemies and be more careful
what you write to your friends.
The man with swelled head usual
~ wears a small hat.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
Important to Naothers

Examine carefully every bottle Of
for infants and children. and see that It
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-12-26
GOOD BARN EARNS
STEADY PROFITS
Successful Farmer Must Have
Up-to-Date Plant.
PLAN FOR MODERN Bull DING
Weather-Tight, WeII-ventiIated struc-
lures Keep Live Stock Healthy and
in Highly Productive Condition
Design Provides Modern
Conveniences.
BY VIM. A. RADFoRD.

Mr.. William A. Radford will answer
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining to the
subject of building work on the farm, for
the readers of this paper On account Of
his wide experience as Editor, Author and
Manufacturer, he is, without doubt, the
highest authority on all these subjects
Address all inquiries to William A. Rad
ford. No.. 1927 Prairie avenue, Chicago,
ILL.,, and only inclose two-cent stamp for
reply.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-11-28
TO THE PEOPLE OF SOUTH
CAROLINA.

Various campaigns for money,
natural reaction from the high ten
sion of war days, intense work due
to transitional conditions in the
economic world, and anxiety over the
cost of living are among the factors
which have! slowed up the Memorial
campaign in this state. We think 1t
best to look these conditions squarely
in the face, so that we may know
what is to be overcome.
On the other hand, South Caro-
linians have never before been SO
prosperous. In asking for voluntary
donations amounting to four hundred
thousand dollars, the Memorial Com
mission. created by the General
Assembly, is not asking for any
thing unreasonable. And when one
stops to consider the purpose Tor
which the campaign is being waged'
the request takes on an aspect tna'
is anything but unreasonable. Inc
son, ard daughters Of this safe, "no
~ ut and worked so we. for e,e
grea, cause OF democracy must
never be forgotten; moreover, there
mist De tangible, visible evidence OF
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-11-28

the states gratitude to them. The
campaign will not fail, for South
Carolinians have never yet, and
never will be unappreeiative of splen-
did services rendered.
Because the campaign for four
hundred thousand, dollars, to supple
,ment the one hundred thousand made
available by the General Assembly,
has been retarded, the Memorial
Commission has decided to continue
the time for solicitation of subscrip-
tions up to the convening of the next
session of the General Assembly. At
that time the commission should be
able to report full and complete suc-
cess.
TIE impression has prevailed that
the proposed memorial building
would, in effect, be- but college
chapel on the university grounds;
this is incorrect. The proposed
building would be a historical museum
for South Carolina, and is location,
while on grounds held by the uni
versity trustees. would not in any
way hinder its use by the general
public, 1t would not be in theory OF
in fact, merely part of the univer-
sity, but both in theory and fact, a
State Memorial. There also has
been an effort to have the type OF
memorial changed to hospital, but
the soldiers, through the American
Legion, have spoken decidedly against
this proposition.
| We appeal to the various coun-
ties that have not yet raised their
quotas to epedite the campaign. Nc
community can have it said that
when the state was seeking to per
petuate the memory Of her noble sons
and daughters, that it was indiffer'
ent. A permanent memorial is ne
cessary to keep alive the facts, and
to keep fresh the inspiration.
Robert A. Cooper,
Chairman.
Richard I. Manning,
Vice Chairman.
Columbia, S. c., November 21, 1919.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-11-28
RABBIT FARMING.
Abbeville Press and Banner.

AODeVllle fFeSS anu DdlIIlSI.
The rabbit business is looking up,
and we expect to see a great many
more farmers engaged in it in the
next few years besides farmers Hor-
ton and Kerr. It is true that they
have looked further ahead than some
Of the others, seekins to circumvent
the damages to be wrought by the
boil weevil, but the others will fol-
low.
A few issues back we had some
thing to say about the amount OF
money to be made by gathering in
the cotton on the rabbits tails. Last
week we carried an article going to
show that the rabbit skins had be-
come immensely valuable as. furs and
that they would be in great demand
This week we have an article from
the Atlanta Journal telling Of a big
rabbit association to be formed there
in the next few days to promote the
growing of rabbits for meat.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-11-28
State Y. M. c. A. Presents Physical

State Y. M. c. A. Presents Physical
Fitness Program to the High School.
In cooperation with the State Board
of Health the State Y. M. C. A. pre-
sented the Keep Fit campaign to the
high school Monday morning. MIR.
James H. Grauel, State Boys Secre-
tary of the Y. NJ. c. A. presented the
exhibit in the high school. This ex-
hibit was prepared by the u. S. Pub
lie Health Service and is being shown
throughout the state by the board Of
health and the Y. NJ. C. A.
The exhibit consists of 48 cards
prepared with the view of teaching
physical fitness and is especially
adapted to high school boys. The ex-
hibit has the approval and endorse
ment of the State board of Educa-
ton and is gaining favor wherever
shown. Mr.. Grauel also spoke of the
coming Older Boys conference at
Spartanburg, December 5, 6, z, at
which $50 of the leading older boys
of the state will attend. This con-
ference is a gathering of the Christ
ian older boys of the high schools and
is mainly inspirational. While in
Spartanburg the boys will be enter
tained in the homes Of the Spartan
burg people and the boys are look
ing forward to real time. Some Of
the best speakers to boys are to be
present and Governor Cooper will
speak at the opening banquet. All
BOYS Is and over are invited to at
tend and aside from the registration
fee of s1.0O and the train fare there
will be no expense. The entertain
ment in Spartanburg is free to the
delegates.
It is hoped that Newberry will send
several of her leading older boys TO
the conference. The Rotary Club OF
Spartanburg is backing this con-
ference. All communications should
be directed to Mr.. George E. Simmons
Of the spartanburg Y. M. c. A.
Registrations close December 3.