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The Cordova daily times., 1919-06-18
BOARD ISSUES
 z CERTIFICATE !, '
 t4a v5S TO CRICSB'Y

The Territorial Canvassing BoarI has issued certificate of election to George B. Grigsby as delegate to congress to fill the unexpired trem of Charles A. Sulzer, deceased Official returns were received at the gover- nor's office from all but forty election precincts, and they showed a plurality of 9sO for MT. Grigsby. The unreported precincts cast 979 votes at the Novem- Der election, and gave Delegate Charles A. Sulzer plurality of 91 over James Wickersham, the vote being Sulzer 535, Wickersham 444.
 The official returns received at the governors office were not so com plete from the Second and Fourth divisions, as those received by the press, but were more complete from the First and Third Divisions and tie unofficial returns from the Second and Fourth divisions, and Grigby's plurality is now 1,O83. The Fairbanks Citizen says this will be materially in creased by the complete returns from the Fourth division.
 ox;.;,, p.+urne qlts
 Governor Thomas Riggs, jr., pres ided at the meeting of the canvassing board, and sitting with him were Sur yeyor General Charles B. Davidson and Collector ct Customs John w. Troy
 The official canvass showed the fol7 lowing returns to be at the governors office:
 First division-All returns received except 5 precincts-Grigsby, 949; Jones, s49; Wickersham, 21; scat tering, 2.
 Second division-All returns re- ceivcd except precincts-Grigsby 233; Jones, 2S4; Wickersham, 4; scat tering, 2.
 Third division-All returns receiv- ed except 15 precincts, three of which did not hold lections-Grigsby, 1000; Jones, 327; Wickersham, 61.
 Fourth division-All returns recetv' ed except 15 precincts-Grigsby, 3S6;
The Cordova daily times., 1919-06-18
Special dinner Served from 11:30 o'clock every day at the City Bakery

The anglers all say our fishing tackle gets the big ones. So line up at the Northwestern Hardware Com pany. 7-tf
The Cordova daily times., 1919-06-18

Jcnes, 12S; Wickersham, 16; scatter ing, 6.
 sTotals-Grigsby 2,5SS; Jones, 1,588; Wickersham 102; K. scattering, 10. Grigsbys pluarlity, sos. Total votes, 4,2ss. %
 Eyslgs Unreported Precincts
 The unreported precincts voted as follows at the last election: E, Firbt division-Five precincts, 52 votes; Sulzer 22, Wickersham, 30.
 s'Second division < Eight precincts, 227 votes; Sulzer, Ill; Wickersham, i1e. Y AThird division-Twelve precincts, 239 votes; sulzer, I'll; Wickesham, ss.>
 Fourth division-Fifteen precincts, 481 votes; Sulzer, 231; Wickersham, II1zs0,s i
 " Griasby's Lead over 1000. the official returns from the First and Third divisions, and the unofficial returns from the Second and Fourth, as the most complete available figures, the results follow: k ni Grigsby Jones Others 1st Division ......... 949 849 23 2nd Division ........ 252 294 sra Division ..........1D0O 327 61 4th Division ...... 445 133 22 3 Totals 2,6S6 1903 112 ! Total votes reported, 4,4O1. Wick ersham received 102 of the scattering votes. Grigsby's plurality, 1,OS3. It is estimated that there are not over 800 votes yet to report. Dutch Har- bor, the Tolovana, 1ditarod and Kus- kokwim sections are among those unreported.
 Board WVI Complete Tabulation Later < While lthe canvassing board unan- imously adopted Surveyor-General Davidson's motion to issue certifi- cate of election to MT. Grigsby, be- cause it was apparent that the unre- ported precincts could not by any chance overcome MT. Grigsby's plur- ality, it was also unanimously de- cided to complete the tabulation when the other returns are received, and therefore the board adjourned subject to call of Governor Riggs.
 Grigsby Gets Away For Washington
 Delegate-Elect George B. Grlgsby has left for Washington.
 Best coffee in town at the Clty Bakery. 6'ot
 Job printing at Daily Times ohce'
The Cordova daily times., 1919-06-18

Jcnes, 12S; Wickersham, 16; scatter ing, 6.
 sTotals-Grigsby 2,5S8; Jones, 1,5SS; Wickersham 102; X. scattering, 10. ,Grigsby's pluarlity, sos. Total votes, 4,2sS. ff E
The Cordova daily times., 1919-06-18
Unreported Precincts

the official returns from the First and Third divisions, and the unofficial returns from the Second and Fourth, as the most complete available figures, the results follow:
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
WORLD DRIVE OPENED
BY SPOKONE LEADERS

SPOKANE Feb 20. With the at
tendance Of approximately 1000 dele
gates from every part OF the Colum-
bin river conference the Spokane
world program conference OF the
Methodist centenary opened this aft
ernoon AT the Central Methodist
church, when Or. Fred IL SheeuD, DR..
Christian f. Reisner. the spectacular
advertising Methodist divine; Z. o.
Excel the world famous musical
leader, and many others of the Meth
odist Centenary team participated.
Methodist leaders declare that the
conference is the biggest event Of
the year in denominational circles.
The conference marks the official
inauguration OF the Methodist cen-
ttnary drive for 500. 00O, 600. which
is TO provide funds for the next five
years to carry ON and greatly in~
crease the work of the Methodist
Episcopal church.
Other meetings will be held tonight
while big mass meetings will be the
order of the day tomorrow. More
than dozen national Methodist lead
ers are taking part in the conference.
While the Methodist leaders are here
organization of the great financial
drive will De perfected. The financial
drive will be preceded by "A great
spiritual awakening. the leaders say.
Three victory dinners viii conclude
the conference tomorrow. All dele
gates TO the conference are being en-
tertained by the members of local
churchss
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
GERMAN SCIENTISTS
APPEAL TO WILSON

LONDON, Feb. 27.-Thirty-
prominent. members of scientific and
medical faculties of German univer-
stiles and % mayors of leading cities
in that country have addressed joint
appeal to President Wilson and uni
versity faculties in neutral countries
urging speedy appointment OF a com
mission OF experts from the Scmandi-
navian states. Holland, Switzerland
and Spain for the purpose OF studying
the food situation in Germany. Mr..
Wilson is asked to designate an Amer
ican medical expert as an added mem-
Der of the commission in which en-
tente countries viii be given the privi-
lege Of representation II they so
chose.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
FIRST income
TAX PAYMENTS
DUE MARCH IS
Returns Due Earlier This
Year Than Ever Before,
Necessary Because of
War.
URGED TO PAY ALL
AT ONCE IF POSSIBLE
Early Filing Asked, Indebt-
edness Must be Met on
Date Named.

! PORTLAND. ore, Feb. 26.-In-
come tax payments this year are due
earlier than ever before. The first
payment date is March 18th. stimuli
taneous with the final due date of the
retarn required by the new revenue
law.
/ File and pay by March 18th" is
the new slogan of the Internal Reve-
nue. Bureau; Collector Milton A. Mil
Her is preparing to handle the flood
of income tax payments that win
reach him between now and the close
iof business on saturday, March 10.
EARLY payments Of income taxes is
of the utmost importance in meeting
the treasury's debts brought about by
the war" explains Collector Miller.
THE new law names March IL as the
first payment date because there are
large obligations outstanding in the
form of certificates OF Indebtedness
that must be met on that date.
An announcement from the collec-
or says:
''The earlier payments this year
should cause no hardship to taxpay-
ers. who, generally speaking, have
anticipated the enactment of the new
law and have set aside reserve from
1915 income to meet the government
tax. What is needed now is another
Practica, display of that great spirit
rf cooperation which has carried over
the top every big governmental OBJ
jective that had to do with the win
ming of the war. The persons and
corporations who are called upon by
the new law to pay income and war
excess profits taxes on 1915 income
have a great. vital duty TO perform.
That it will be done in a thorough Am
erican way is foregone conclusion.
Urges Full Payment.
every taxpayer who can possibly
do so is urged to pay his entire tax
when filing his return, on or before
March Is. The instalment method.
by which one quarter of the amount
may be paid at that time. followed by
quarterly payments on June IS. Sep
tenlber ; and December l ). Is intend
ed for taxpayers whose financing OF
the tax at one time would tend to up
set focal financial conditions. Don't
wait until the final due date. March
Is. for filing your return or paving
Your tax. Let us eliminate the last
minute rush so far as possible, BY
evenly distributing the load between
now and March 18th, every taxpayer
viii have a chance to get any needed
advice and aid in determining his liza
bh:ty and preparing his return. The
internal Revenue bureau has placed
it's entire energies in meeting the
needs of the taxpayers in this respect.
Also, by distributing the load, the gov
ernment machinery viii be better able
to stand the strain that this great ef-
fort entails.
Cooperation Is the spirit of the
time. II is vital to the income tax.
Let us all get together and establish
another record for AmeTicanism."
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
DRTNEG HOT WATER
IF YOU DESIRE A
ROSY COMPLEX1ON
says we can't help but look
better and feel better
after an inside bath.

TO look ones best and feel ones
best is to enjoy an inside bath each
morning to flush from the system the
previous days waste, sour fermenta-
tiOns and poisonous toxins before II
Is absorbed into the blood. Just as
coal, when it burns, leaves behind a
certain amount of incombustible ma
terial in the form of ashes. so the
fcod and drink taken each day leave
in the alimentary organs certain
amount of indigestible material
which If not eliminated. form toxins
and Doisons which are then sucked
into the blood through the very ducts
which are intended to suck in only
nOurishment to sustain the body.
If you want to see the glow of
healthy bloom in your cheeks. to see
your skin get clearer and clearer. you
are told to drink every morning upon
arising. glass of hot water with
teaspoonful Of limestone phosphate in
IT, which is a harmless means OF
washing the waste material and tox-
ins from the stomach. liver, kidneys
and bowels, thus cleansing. sweeten.
ing and purifying the entire alimen-
tary tract before putting more food
into the stomach.
Men and women with saliow skins,
liver spots. pimples or pallid COM
plexion, also those who wake up with
a coated tongue bad taste. nasty
breath. others who are bothered with
headaches. bilious spells, acid stom-
acch or constipation should begin
this phosphated hot water drinking
and are assured of very pronounced
estlts In one or two weeks.
A quarter pound Of limestone phos- |
Dhate costs very little at the drus
itore but Is sufficient TO demonstrate /
hat just as soap and hot water 7
sleanses, purifies and freshens the
kin on the outside. so hot water and I
limestone phosphate act on the inside
Irgans. We must always consider
hat Internal sanitation is vastly more
than outside cleanliness
iecanse the skin pores do not absorb
Impurities into the blood, while the
owel pores do,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27

On getting there" When the impeded
car attempted TO take advantage Of a
good piece Of highway for passing his
more Ieisurely going pacemaker. this
Individual then speeds up" until he
has compelled the other machine to
IAN back to the ruts and dust in the
rear. when he again resumes his leis-
ursly pace. greatly 10 the annoyance
and eNasperation of the latter The
rule of the road which has heretofore
governed such cases. H. was declared.
has had no effect upon the "1oyTidiHg
road hog therefore this attempt 70
insert a few teeth" by way Of en-
forcing the recognition Of common
courtcsies
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27

In ls4s Sir Arthur Garrod proved
that in CONT also true in rheumat'snll
there is deficient elimination on the
part OF the kidneys and the polsons
within are not thrown off.
Prof. II. Strauss attributes gotity
attack to the heaping mp Of poisons .
where there is an abundance OF uric
acid which is preciptated in the JOINTS
and sheaths, setting up inflammation
Before the attack of gout or ,rheu-
matism there is sometimes headache,
or what is thought 20 be neuralgia, or
rheumatic conditions, such as lumbago,
pain in the back Of the neck, or seiatie9.
AZ Prof. Strauss says, The exsretl9h
OF uric acid we are able 10 effect by
exciting diuresis.n Drink copionsly OF
water, six or eight glasses per day, hot
water before meals, and obtain Ahuric
tablets, double strength, for I'D cts. : az
the nearest drug store and take them
three times a day. II you want trial
package send 10 cents TO DR., Pierce's
invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. y.
vAnuric" (anti-uIic) Is recent dis
coverv OF DR.. Pierce and much more
potent than lithia, for it will dissolve
uric acid as Lct t-a dissolycs sugar
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
LAW WILL REQUIRE
COURTESY OF ROAD

SALEM. Fes. 26.-Part of the Joy
b. iaken out OF 'Joy riding ~ least
far that species commonly known as
the ''fuadhog by,a little amendment
clipped into the oregon motor vehicle
tls. in rtife house Monday This am
cudmcnt forblds an autoist TO speed
up MS car when another car is at
tempting 10 pass-
Jo,ridsrs" Il was explained are
sameuuea wet 40 loiter along the
raaa Especially where rasslns r. Inn
pesAhip. causins great annoyance TO
oafs fniiowins in the rear whose
driver is going somewhere and bent
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27


Senator HuFley's military training
bill met defeat. The measure. which
provided for physical and military
drill in high schools and the estliba
lishment of a military training camp,
had come into the house on a repor,
from the committee On education.
which recommended that it he refer
red to the committee on military af-
fairs, The committees ON judiciary
previously had passed the buck" to
the committee on education.
Smith of Multnomah moved the in
definite postponement of the bill. and
was seconded by Gordon and half a
dozen other members at the same
time. -----.
Representatives -Gaiiinger ana
Richardson made a desperate attempt
to save the measure. but they We're
outnumbered and out neuyered@and
were compelled to surrender one bin
into the hands Of its enemies. where
it was speedily urt-martialed and
sentenced to death. and the sentence
was promptly administered.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
VICTORY loan BILL PASSES
HOUSE.

WASHINGTON. Feb. 26.--Thc Vic-
tory loan biII authorizing a seven bil-
lion short term note issue passed the
house BY a vote OF a4s Co , today fol-
Iosying futile efforts 20 strike our
srctions extending the power Of the
war nnnace corporation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
POLITICAL CRISIS
OVER EMPLOYMENT
.ea IRISH SOLDIERS

DUBlIN, Feb. ga serious
crisss is understood TO have arisen
iis O result of the cabinets rcjcc-
ton Of Lord Erench's request that
the Irish recruiting council under.
take the employment of 100000
Irish soldiers. 1t is feared the
soldiers win join the Sinn Fein
organization.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
Peacers Must Bring
Sea to Many Nations
Grain. Dealer Seeks Damages.

PORTLAND, Feb. 26.-With 1S9
causes for action. Max Houser. grain
dealer. brought suit yesterday in the
federal court for recovery Of $3.50
from the Northern Pacific Railway
company. Shrinkage Of 1s9 shipments
Of wheat and barley on the way from
points in Oregon and Washington to
Minneapolis is said to have caused
the damage. The estimated shrink
age was less than per cent in most
cases. A suit Of SIMILAR nature was
filed BY Mr.. Houser two weeks ago.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
Cow Swallowed Ring,
Kept 1t For Six Years

LONDON, Feb. 12. BY maiL)
= a woman Of Godstone, Surrey
3 has recovered her wedding ring,
3 which dis appeared six years
ago while she was feeding
. calf.
> The calf swallowed the ring
. and wouldn't give It up. II be-
> came known as The Golden
. calf"
= A few days ago the Golden
. Calf now grown. to sedate cow
= hood was purchased and Killed :
= bg an Oxfed butcher who disA
. covered the ring embedded In an
, Internal organ.
nAAA ~ . Z Z
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27

= WAII4A WALLA Wash, Feb. 90.
DIR. w b. Henneberger Of the Unit
ed States Bureau of Animal Industry.
reported that practically all OF the
sheep in the state win have clean
bill of health and can use the graz
ing ranges of the Wenaha national
forest. More than 100000 sheep in
this section and eastern Oregon have
been inspected and no trace Of scab
or other infectious disease has been
found.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
Will CALL UPON WILSON

SPRINGFIELD. Ill.,. FEB. 26.-Prcs-
ident Wilson will be asked To adjust
the difficulties OF the telephone work
ers of the northwest who voted to
strike. according to a decision of the
executive committee OF tbcsinternati-
onaI brotherhood of electrical work
ers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
r.ANon NANY INcnEAsE.

WASHINGTON. Feb. 2G,-By IA
strict party vote the senate naval
committee today decided 10 report a
hill carrying AN increased build
ing program aud provision allowing
the president 40 suspend it IL tife
league Of nations makes such a course
advisable.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
Sterling Worth
PHOENIX SIX
HOSIERY

We can't help boasting
of it, it's a fact that there
are more satisfied wear
ers of Phoenix than any
other make. This silk
hose wears better than
others because every pair
is made of pure silk with
no artificial loading or
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
Teaell.1-s .I.samInalIon. 1odar.

Teachers examinations are being
held today in the office Of the county
school superintendent for one year
state certificates. Those taking the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
SENDS NOMINATION OF
RECETVER

WASHINGTON. FEB. 2G.-Frcsident
Wilson today sent in the nomination
of Frank steele OF Helena. Mont, TO
be receiver of public moneys.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
TACOMA MAN
IS NOMINATED
AMBASSADOR

WAsHINGTON, Feb. 26.--Presi-
dent Wilson sent to the senate today
the nomination OF Hugh Wallace Of
Tacoma. as ambassador to France.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
The greatest assortments all for the least n

real distinction and their wearing quality
workmanship grade
want
invite
acquainted They're priced from $3.50 to $1,000 SesOn
Gordons and HAVE 'em"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27

weighing In addition to this the price for similar
qualities in other makes are from 25c to SOC higher
In all the spring shades, gray, browns, fawn, khaki
black and white. The pair ..:...... $1.15 to SIPS
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27

Peach trees in the south are putting
forth their buds just as II there were
40 bolshevist bllzzards lying in walt
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27

examination are Mrs. Ida Narkaus
sonnori and Miss Alta Boylen.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27

Better TO do nothing than to do a
man with a mania to get even,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-27
BONTON
CORSETS

The infinite flexa-
bility of WUNDA-
BONN permits gen.
erous use of boning-
the secret of figure
shaping and form con-
troll. In the new mod
lis appear the deli
cately curved waist,
straight front and
charming flat back
effect. Busts are Of
M e dunn h e i ght;
skirts, neither too
long nor too short.
You may pay as lit
tie or as much as
your purse dictates,
the prices being $3.50
up to $3.50.
The herald., 1919-05-15
Carrots for Bad Temper.

A writer sounds the praises of car
-ots, which, ne says. are not only high
y nutritive and a cheap and excellent
GOD, but are also a specific for jeal-
,usy and Dao temper! Persistent eat
ne of boiled carrot, he says. will
.ure jealousy, melancholy, feelings OF
wrath ana revenge; and, in short, the
,arrot-eater will become in time easy
going, good-natured. and placidly at
,ectionate. 1 commend them espe-
.ially to che notice of wives who have
Jealous. oa1-tempered husbands. Give
hem =, riots instead Of 'beans!"-
london iit-Bits.
The herald., 1919-05-15
RULES TO GOVERN CONTEST.

ALL ANSWERS MUST BE SENT IN NO
LATER THAN FRIDAY EVENING. YOUR
ANSWER MUST BE ON A CARD OR
AN ORDINARY POST CARD AND YOU
SHOULD WRITE ON THE CARD AS
FOLLOWS ONLY:
FIRST YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS.
SECOND, THE MISSPELLED WORD.
THIRD, THE NAME OF THE ADVER-
TISEMENT In WHICH 1T APPEARED.
THE MISSPELLED WORD CONTEST
APPLIES ONLY TO OUR CLASSIFIED
COLUMNS AT PRESENT ON PAGE 2.
THE PRIZES WILL BE AWARDED EACH
WEEK TO THREE SUCCESSFUL CON
TESTANTS.
The herald., 1919-05-15
Misspelled Word

The word Company" in the ad of
Automobile Service Company was
misspeHed in our last issue. Those
to receive the Jacobs Candies are,
Miss Gertrude Wagner, SIS Pacific
Ave, Mrs. Jeff. DeBlanc, 141 La
vergne ST., and Miss Annie CYCLIC,
1920 St. Philip st.
The herald., 1919-05-15

First Director-"HOw did you get
those actors 10 put up such a realistic
fight"
Second Director-'T told each one
on the quiet that the other considered
him a punk scrapper."
The herald., 1919-05-15
Exalted Tactics.

Mrs. Knicker-Henry, ] must say
Knicker-My dear. beg you not to
start a discussion until after | have
had the last word.
The herald., 1919-05-15
Mot SURE of His Spelling.

"There Is no doubt that you are en-
titled to call yourself a connoisseur In
art"
II might call myself one" rejoined
MIR. Cumrox. But / wouldn't like to
tnke a chance on putting it In writ
ing"
The herald., 1919-05-15
So II Seems

"A seamen's strike is a very seri.
Gus one"
Naturally, since vessel cannot
start its cruise until Its crews start
the vessel"
The herald., 1919-05-15
Practical Girl.

He (ecstatica wi could die for
you.
She-Goodness hope you won't
think of such thing until after we
are married and l have the right to
inherit.
The herald., 1919-05-15

Mrs. Newwed-While ! was out this
afternoon a cat got in and ate every
thing in the pantry but that cake I
baked yesterday.
Mr.. Newwed-I always claimed that
the cat was one Of the wisest Of AMI
mails.
The herald., 1919-05-15
DRESSMAKING.

ZERNOTT, MISS KATHERINE. S6l7
Magazine St. Also tailor made suits.
Uptown 45+9J
The herald., 1919-05-15
Identified.

"Did you meet that fellow I men,
toned to you while you were in North
DakotaT
"What kind Of looking fellow was
hep
"He was Swedish-looking chap.
and had light hair"
The herald., 1919-05-15
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

Three fine building lots forming
the corner of Diana and Nunez
Streets, square bounded by Teche
and Newton. SITS. For sale, or will
exchange for double cottage. Ad-
dress f. G. Kleinkemper, 1872 Verret
Street.
The herald., 1919-05-15
Somewhat Scared,

II understand that nephew Of yours
took you for Joy ride"
THAT was no Joy ride for me-" an.
swered Mr.. Chuggins. THAT was q
fear ride"
The herald., 1919-05-15
The Exception.

"He may be grouchy, but he certain
~ cannot pick flaws In anything which
Is really well DONE"
ooh, yes. he can. He complains Of
meat when II Is rare"
The herald., 1919-05-15

~1/1 Interest on savings deposits
xI2% UNITED STATES TRUST 4
~ /" SAVINGS BANK, 20 CAMP.
The herald., 1919-05-15
Executions.

The early bird catches the worm
Not where the Enthusiastic angle
has been digging FOR bait"
The herald., 1919-05-15

~ noses, undivided interest in real
- s:eeessions, unlisted stocks. in
skALIzATION COMPANY, INC.
Heak Bldg. Telephone Main 1867.
The herald., 1919-05-15
A Real Rise.

81 understand you undertook to
raise chickens on your place"
"They raised themselves. They flew
the COOP"
The herald., 1919-05-15
Rejected.

Movie Employer Ito applicant)-
"Ever see a cow"
>Applicant-"Yes."
Movie Employer-"Tm afraid you
won't do. We want somebody to take
the part of a cOwboy."-Life.