Evening journal., 1919-10-20

BE IT Ever So Homely, There's No
Face Like Your Own.r
In Vladivostock folks are rather free,
with the alphabet, using up as many
letters as they please, when they
please, and. believe US. they don't
please anybody but themselves by
doing it. The other day we had TO ad-
dress an envelope to the instructor OF
splayground, corner OF Guydamoxkaya
and Syetlanskava streets, Nladiyostock.
Armistce Day is coming, which re-
minds us TO give thanks that these days
we don't have TO twist our tongue out
Of shape pronouncing lprcs, Premzsyl,
Nouixo and Ichteghem.
Just 10 show how all the world lex
ocpt the landlord) loves a lover, we'll
call your kind attention TO the follow
Ing, clipped from the Kansas City Star:
Four beautiful Broom apart
ments; on boulevard; price reason
able to right parties; no newly
weds. no children, no dogs. owner,
b Gs7. Star.
An eastern college professor has sued
Tor $4,000 damages for being fired.
Which makes it appear that II is more
remuneratNc for a teacher TO be dis
charged than to stay on the job.
10 Is much easier finding a needle I'm
haystack than a husband who doesn't
know better than his wife how 10 run
the h0use-tO hear him tell il.
a swarm OF bees raided a candy
Kitchen at Manhattan, Kan, driving out
TIE patrons. They held the fort until
tie candy was gone.
4 clothing manufacturer tries to
gloss over the present high pant prices
also coat and vest prices) by pointing
TO the fact that men In Richmond. Va,
in 1864, had TO pay as high as $50 for
new pair OF pants.
BE that as II may be. we would
rather pay the present prices or the
Richmond prices than wear pink pants
ike they are asking the men Of England
10 do.
Pink pants!
Do you set that? And with rufles.
tool
Volunteers wanted. One thousand
spOrtsmen OF good social position 10
wear. upon a given day, new fashion
for men 10 bring back color and line
into masculine attire"
That is the advertisement Of Henry
Parkes, who calls himself a dress
pioneer" whose creed is 10 throw of
dark unsymmetrical garments and wear
clothes Of bright hues. brilliant In cut
and expressive Of herOism and ro-
nance"
Parkes suggests as suitable male at
tire
"Black frock coat with runles, pink
breeches and silk stockings with
garlcrs."
Men must have courage" Parkes
declares.
Either that or they must be a trihe |
or in the region just above the ears.
The public has something OF the ap- |
pcarance OF q football in which Capital /
and Labor teams are roughing it.
Selling wildcat stocks is easier than /
disposing Of dollar bills at par when |
one deals with a fish that refuses to
see hook in the bait.
New York banker says a young mans 1
life should be a daily battle for the job
Of the man just higher.
Probably the young wOman's life
should be a matter OF continuous striv-
ing for the young man who gets the job
Of the higher-up.
During Walter Contents absence from
New York City a number Of men moved
into his home last month. They moved
out yesterday taking $4,000 worth OF
goods.
A New London, Conn, builder has ad-
vertised for carpenters, offering beer
and sandwiches at 3 o'clock as an extra
inducement.
Naval Lieutenant J. w. Gregory
dropped his pocketbook in CONSTANT
nople several days ago. 10 was picked
up by Turk and reached Gregory in
Kingston, n. y, yesterday.
Jack, immigrant Belgian police dog,
Is beginning TO fear he isn't welcome I'm
America. He was elected after entering
a Portland, Oregon, church Sunday and
was expelled when he went 70 school
yesterday.
Milwaukee, Wis.-Revenue officers
are flooded with applications TO serve
as prohibition sleuths. The word went
forth that the "sleuths" must sample
all suspicious fluids.
John. Alves. Of Springfield. ILL.,. so. the
baby Of a family OF five children. all
living. whose ages average 80 years. is
visiting his eldest sister, aged los, for
the first time in sixty years.
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