The Washington herald., 1919-08-17
POTASH AND PERLMUTTER
- The Approaching Royal Visitor
BY MONTAGUE GLASS

And when the King. jr., arrives
In this country there is L ping to be
a lot of disappointment among them
ladies which also gets their pic
lures printed by the Sunday sup
PIGMENTS sitting around cross
legged, awning-striped skirts at
dawg shows. in such way that
even the dawgs must feel embar-
rassed il they've got the ordinary
dawg's sense OF decency. Abe" Nor
ris said. because / see by the paper
that the King. sr., has instructed his
son that while in New York he
should live on board the English
battleship which is bringing him
here so as not have no truck with
any millionaires."
that one managing directors child
in the royal family is enough" Abe
suggested.
We'll" Morris said. looking at
1t from the Kings standpoint, it
will save the young felIer's mothe r
a lot of anxiety to know that he is
safe on board an English battleship
every night instead of running
around the streets of country
where everybody up to and includ-
ing the President himself is the
young fellers social inferior"
And also you can't blame the old
man If he amt taking no risks
when the young feller gets home
and his mother asks him did he
have a good time. that two Right
Honorable General Practitioners IN
Waiting would got to work over her
for an hour or so bringing her out
OF one swoon after another as the re-
suit of her son saying; I'll say
did, Abe observed.
Still. at the same time. Abe, -
Morris said. 1T is going to be a
wonderful opportunity for the
young feller even if he gets home
again he would occasionally use the
words: You've said it," instead Of
quite So"
But that &in't the idea In the
Kings sending him over here. Maw-
russ" Abe said The intention is
that it is a wonderful opportunity for
the American people to see how a
king looks. and at the same time not
have it come on on your gloves. In
other words. Mawruss, it's as a favor
to us that the young feller is coming
over here, and the chances is that his
personal feelings in the matter is very
much the same Is yours or mine would
be II we was about to make Sarah
cuse, Rochester, Buffalo. Detroit and
Chicago with a line of popular price
garments. We would do it in the
course of making a living and not
for the education of the thing
Then my advice to the young fell
low and his father is that he should
stay home in these times when
ha hi 1Inl.ino
so. Abe. and help out with the cor
ner-stone laying" Morris said. and
give the people of this country a
real treat by sending over Lord
George or Marshall Field Haig, which
while this here king, jr.. is a de-
cent. respectable young Teller and
his father Is also a gentleman that
nobody could say word against no
matter if il does cost the English
people siXpence in the pound of the
ten shillings in the pound which
they've got TO pay income tax in
order that the English royal fami-
ly should continue to live in the
style to which il has become &C
customed during the past five hum
dred years, Abe, still at the same If
would be standing on the curb
watching Lord George or this mere
Haig driving by. it would give me
a real thrill to think that l am at
last looking at the face of a man
who for over four years has been
working night and day to put over
the biggest thing that has even been
put over in the history of the world,
y'understand. whereas, what for u
thrill would 1 get from looking at
the face OF a man who, putting 1t
big, has been laying as many cor