El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-22
b. MONTAGUE GLASS.

. five years. understand The cOnse-
] Quences would be that II any OF his
| depositors expects 20 get an accomo-
/ dalton by giving him the L of II. grip
I or wearing an L Of H. button. y'under-
I stand. they might just so well send
/ him an invitation to a banquet, where.
Z in order to gain his confidence and re-
] spect they are going to drink cham
payne out Of an actresses slipper and
Z be done with it. Am I right or
"WeII. you couldn't exactly blame
them fellers which Joined the l. Of h %
Morris observed, because Paris has a
very funny effect on some OF the most
level headed Americans which goes
there without their families and bust
ness associates, which II this here
League Of Nations had been fixed up
at a Peace Conference held some
where's down on Lower Broadway in
stead Of the Quai dOrsay. Abe. the
chances is that the United States SEN
ate would OF had whole lot more
confidence in it than they have at
present"
Too HOarSe to Talk.
say" Abe exclaimed. This here
League Of Nations could Of been pulled
off in Paris or II could Of been pulled
off in a respectable neiEhbOrhOOd like
Prospect Park West. Brooklyn. Nav
russ, for all the spare time II gave
the fellers which framed IL TO indulge
in any Wild night life Take for in
stance the proposed constitution and
bylaws. which was printed on three
pages Of the newspaper the other day.
Mawruss. and anybody which dictated
that megillah TO a stenographer would
be too hOarse for weeks afterwards TO
order so much as plain benedictine-
Also, Mawruss. nobody which didn't
lead blameless life could have a
brain clear enough TO understand the
thing. let alone composing It. which
last night I sat up till two o'clock
this morning reading them twenty
six articles. Mawruss, and ten grains
OF asperin hardly touched the head
ache which got from it"
Naturally" Morris said because
when Mr.. Wilson wrote that constitu-
ton, Abe, he figured that people which
is going TO read IL has got a better
education as one year in night school
Sure I know" Abe agreed satrical-
II. "but at the same time everybody
amt such a natural born Harvard
graduate like YOU are, MaWruss, and
furthermore. Mawruss. it's a big mis-
take for Mr. Wilson to 20 ahead on
the idea that we are, = understand, be-
cause so far as I remember It. the
constitution Of the United States
didn't say that this was a government
college Eradgawates for the college
Eradgawates. understand; neither
did the Declaration OF Independence
start in by saying: We the college
gradgawates Of the United States,
'Afawruss.
just n Lot Of InEeramussea.
The consequences is that most OF
US inEeramusses which has got one
vote apiece. even around last NOvem-
Der already. begun TO feel neglected.
and you could take It from me. Nav
russ. II Mr.. Wilson tries to win the
confidence OF the American people
with q few more Of them documents
with the twin six words in them,
understand. by the time he gets
ready to run for president again. Nav
russ, the only people which IS going
10 vote for him would be the Ph-D. and
A n feIlers."
Wen, 8Iawruss." Abe said a few
days after the conversation above set
forth. I see that president Wilson