Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-05-28
SEEN ON THE SIDE
BIZ HENRY EDWARD WARNER

! OEEIN YIN IHE SIDE
BIZ HENRY EDWARD WARNER
Soft little bue-drops kissing the dew
What is the thought in tho heart of your
In with the Spring like a breath Of love
Flowerins the path Of the turtle-dove
Soft little blue drops
kissing tho dewdrops,
True littie blue-drops, l love you.
The man who bounces az fast as he 10 bumped
Is bound to land somewhere
Domestic.
John Smith. what did you do with that 40
cents you took downtown today for lunch:"
We'll Mary. I'll tell you; I've got 10 cents
OF it left. The other 30"
John Smith, you are leading u double life!'
Review.
SONS time we'ra going to devote an
entire week TO sort OF review Of the past few
years; going TO reprint favorites for six or
seven whole days if the editor will stand for
it, This will give a chance 10 rest and grab
fresh grip on life.
II you have any favori,e that you wan. re-
printed IN the review. drop the title and
Wen dig it UP. II We don't .ear from, YOU.
We'll know you don't hang what We
print!
"hars love is, there is calm content,
blessing but to lovers lent;
Where love is not, where hearts are blind
Nor peace nor comfort shall you hnd
Atchoo!
The prayer OF the Hay Feverite:
"Lo;'l. be berciful to be. slider: Atchoo."
Looking Forward.
Speaking of July"
Well WELL s'wan. Clarence Speaking of
july"
What gets me is, We talk heap about
George Washington, because ne was hrst in
war. first in peace. first"
Well. WELL cmon; I'm !mpat!ent-whas about
We'll. ws talk SO much about tn mrs, and
;hen We 20 and celebrate the Fourth"
Coming Feliers, Coming!
The family Is off to the seasho.e-
Away to the We go!
And Dad stays at home signing eheck, Cor ~.
bunch,
The original Man with the Hoe.
The Question.
"oh, Meestaire Soapk:ns." e1clain.d r.ou,,
de Bustup. Il love your daughtaire. Ee. wound
give me re supreme p!a!sure to marry wis her."
Arisht. Count but now listen & me: Are
you able t be supported in tn manner In which
my daughters are accustomed Z surportinr
their husbands"
The Straw Hat
Hello. say!
Ouch! Pipe the hay!
Club Life.
oh yes indeed" said Mrs. JabbinSton, my
husband Is very enthusiastic member Of tho
Society for the Prevention OF Cruelty TO AMI
mails
rs he" asked Mrs. Go,hdinsit. curiously
lie certainly ISL Why, avery time he comes
home from the meetings he talks continuauy
ri
kitty" ~
The Kids Diary.
Candy.
Apples.
Pie and cake:
Grief.
Remorse and
Stomach ache.
6tuQS.
I'd die for YOU" her hero cried:
The maiden turned her head
ia rather YOU would live. my dear
And work for me-" shs said
where are you going. my pretty maid -"
asked the drummer OF the Girl with the buck.t
I'm going TO the pump to milk tho COW"
said the girl. with great candor we havA -
40 mat TO Keep the funny columns Allied"
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Business Problems
SOLVED By BRUNO DUKE.
| Author. Harold Whitehead
Problem of the Empty Mansion
CHAPTER IfI.-tContinuedJ
Lets SEQ the Kitchen"
There we found the same prodical OUTLAY a.,
everywhere else. Apparatus Of all kind wers
there. Around the walls OF the ANA II - cha .
huns pots and pans galore but. of course Gov
idieness VI 1oui years
"ie-es that's al! right" unused Duke. And