Evening journal., 1919-08-02
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tells how an !. w. w. happened TO get
his foot hurt.
Ana sued the mill owner for sio'OoO
for iniurlns the foot.
It was all caused, explains Ole, by
reason Of tho factory whistle blowing.
The Red was carrying heavy piece
Of iron.
Toot-toot went the quitting time
whistle.
An /. w. w. doesn't believe In work
ing a second after quitting time-if ne
believes in working at all.
"When they blow the whistle icy
90 Of the iron and II fell ON my foot'
said the /. WV.
Changing The subject 10 an ! VIII
Work. let us ponder upon The life his
tory Of Charles Murray, gatekeeper on
Washington Heights, New York.
rp 10 i've years ago Murray was
doing regular laboring mans work and
II 9s he showed no signs OF giving IN.
For the past five years he has been
IN charge OF the waite, working from :
until O'Clock, and although he Is i03
years old, never misses a day.
II hadn't worked all the time" he
says, II never would have lived so
long When a mans working he can't
be carousing around and he's more apt
10 eat what's good for him, and drink
little OF what isn't good for him
Lets elect Murray chief Of The VIII
Works?
And why not make IL an lnterna-
tional club and let Henry Winter be
second chief2
Winter is a youngster OF ~ years.
Lives in Mallaceburg. ont, Canada, old
est civil engineer IN the Dominion.
Works every day, although he has
enough laid by 20 last him the rest OF
his years
Toughest Job ever tackled" Win
lers told an interviewer, was when
they persuaded me 20 take a long va
cation. and third day I was loailng !
got my mi Of doing nothing
However. II a man wants 20 work
there are more ways than one. An
easier way has been extracted from
life by Claud Henderson, Of Paris, Mo.
Claud just sits around and lets 10000
geese support him. He's owner Of the
only exclusive goose farm In this coun-
try "a acres devoted TO geese. ganders
and goslings.
Before Henderson got into the geese
business he read a nice story about
how some squawking geese saved
Rome.
II think I'll get q few 10 see how
their squawking sounds he told his
friends.
He got 'em, and his friends didn't
think much Of the squawk. They
didn't believe the time would ever
come when Paris, Mo, would need a
sqnawking goose TO save it
So Henderson took his geese out 90
he country.
There he had more room than geese,
SO he increased the flock.
Now he has 10000 and believe us.
there is some squawk when they all
'quawk In unison.
Man alive, there are enough geese on
hat farm to save dozen Romes in
italy and the one IN New York State.
Her Dad
Friend-Is her father the kind OF man
Who would pursue you If you elopedg
Jack-No, ne's The kind Of man who'd
move So that you couldn't nnd him
when you come back.-Boston Tran
script
one New Britain. Conn, liquor dealer
has come up smiling from The dust Of
prohibition. Two signs in his window
read as follows NO near beer sold
here and mo beer sold near here"
II Boston doctors carry through their
plan for an eight hour day. the pub
lie will save money by getting sick
between certain hours lt will cost
more out Of regular hours.
Major II. W. Insley. OF New York.
had not seen a real procelaln bathtub
while he was in France. lie attempted
TO board ono on the transport Zee
landia, but it bucked and broke two
Of his ribs.
SO many automobiles have been
stolen at Bayonne. n. j.. that in the
future tQe police viii stop every car
between 3 p. m. and 6 a. m., and COM
pei the driver TO identify himself
chicago auto owners have been pick
ing up pedestrians during the car
strike. Samuel Goodman picked up
Three men and they relieved him OF $50
. and three rings.
Frank Sweet Kabbage. Of Fort Wayne.
inu. was picked up in car Of sauer-
doctor in a motor car on bad roads
hasnt a chance to beat the stork these
modern times, Or. F. C. Stahlee. OF Fort
Oodse, believed. He bought an air
plane today.
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