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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
Fixing Up.

why the clean collar in such n
hurry
GOTTA see my girl in Il minute or
two"
But your shoes need polishing"
'She can't see my shoes.
HUH"
"She lives in one of these little
booths in front Of picture Iheater.
We talk through the window. Louis
vile Couripr-Journal.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
IakinQ Heed.

You do not seem Ia take any great
pride in your oratorical ability"
Il have seen narrowing instances"
replied Senator Sorghum, of Il mans
taking 81 much interest in his Oratory
that he forgot To watch the people
who were attending 10 plain. prac-
teal politics"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
Most Deadly of
All War Gases

the war department at the rate of ten
tons Il day when the arlnistice came.
The gas is being variously described
as ''the climax Of the cOuntry's
achievements in the lethal arts" and
as 1.-The most terrible instrument of
manslaughter ever conceived" The
department itself declares that il is
the most deadly Of all war gases.
This gas was not only discovered by
Professor Lewis. but was also devel
Oped by him to a point where ii was
ready for production at the American
university while those laboratories
were still under the control of the bu-
reau of mines. one of the organizations
of the department of the interior.
When this work was first taken up by
the bureau in behalf of the military
authorities Professor Lewis was called
from his civilian duties as professor OF
chemistry at Northwestern university.
Evanston, ILL.,. and at the request of
the bureau was commissioned as cap
tain in the ordnance department and
assigned to the gas warfare service of
the bureau of mines. While acting in
this capacity Professor Lewis discov-
cred and developed this gas. and IS
days after the gas work of the bureau
of mines was transferred to the juris-
diction of the war department an H.
acre plant for its manufacture was
started near Cleveland, o.
"Mouse Trap" Plant.
/ This plant, which was dubbed by the
J wOrkmen the mouse trap" because,
in order to prevent the leakage of in
| formation, it was understood that the
men who entered would not leave un.
Ill the war was over. was in operation
within a miraculously short time, and
plans were made by the war depart.
ment TO have 5000 tons of this most
diabolical gas at the American front
by March l, 1919. When the armistice
came the plant was well ahead of its
production schedule, but the opportu-
nifty had NOT come for the use of the
! gas at the battle front.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21

painting was employed. First. the
sheets were coated with red lead he
fore being corrugated. and after that
they received coating of green on
one side and gray on the other side.
applied by means of jet II inches
wide.-Scientific American.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
FOR SICK HEADACHE
TRY THIS MILD AND
SURE REMEDY. FINE
FOR BILIOUSNESs

Bilious headaches are due TO inactive
liver. Stir up your liver, get Ii working
right again. get your bowels regulated
the poisons cleaned out and you will feel
like a new person. Do this by taking
BONDS LIVER PILLS. one each night
for two or three nights. large bottle
costs only Pc AT any drug store. They
are mild, safe; never grippe. yet thorough
in action.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
Lost Their Goat

Camp Devens. Mass.-Nanette is alb
sent without leave, a serious offense
in the army. In other words, soldiers
of the 101st infantry, 26th division, are
searching for their goat, which they
captured in France.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
Sure Siun,

"JehoSaphat :" exclaimed Henry, in
the hall.
Whats wrong. dear" called his
wife.
I'm going To get caught i'm the rain"
Don't he foolish. There's no sign
of rain.
Yes, there is, too. Somebody's taken
my umbrella"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
snr,v PAINTING corruosted Steel.

The corrugated steel used for air.
plane hangers IN this country and over
seas was painted before shipment.
Owing TO the large quantity Of steel,
Il was out Of the question to do this
work By hand and machines could not
- Red on account Of the eorrugafions.
~ Dis reason, q sursy system Of
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
Jumped in SIecp.

Long Beach, Cal.-Lieutenant Colo
mel Emmonds. aviator, dreamed he
was licked in an air battle and tried to
jump. He leaped from his bed and
broke a leg.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
King Albert to Visit America

Paris.-King Albert of Belgium is
expected to visit Washington, TO at.
tend the initial meeting of the league
or nations next October.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21

No ugly, grimy streaks on the
clothes when Red Cross Ball Blue Is
used. Good bluing gets good results.
All grOcers carry it-Jc.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21

Cats, unlike politicians, give voice TO
the most decided utterances while In
the dark and on the fence.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
Hardly Flatterinu,

He-I wonder why Edith never
asked me TO call.
She-Perhaps she thought you might
take her at her word
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21

New York World special says Italy
plans TO meet acute coal situation BY
demanding fuel from Germany - In
dsmnity.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21

The good the average man does may
be inferred with the bones without
Overcrowding the casket.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
Fact and Law.

prisoner at the bar. are you guilty
or not guilty?" Faith and phwat are
yeZ there fur If not To find out y
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21

Take GROVES TASTELESS Chill TONIC
which is simply IRON and QUIN1NE sus-
pended In Syrup. So Pleasant Even Children
Like It You can soon feel it's Strengthening.
Inyigorating Effect Price 6oc
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21

A young man who was fired with
love says he thinks it was the girls
father who acted as fireman.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
Railroad administration Giving
Careful Consideration to Nee
eSsary Measures.
EXPECT GREAT WHEAT YIELD
TONNAGE of Grain VIII Exceed That
of Last Year by Large Mare ~
May Try Permit System
Again.

Wa-hin":On.-Thc railroad admins
tration is giving careful consideration
IN the measures necessary for the sat
iSfaCtury transportation Of the antici-
patcd large crops ui grains. according
Ia statement authorized by Walker
-. Hines. director general of rail-
roads. The department of agriculture
has estimated that ia" yield of winter
wheat will exceed 100000, 60 bushels.
4 fair estimate of the yield of spring
wheat npproXimateS aOO0uO,OO0 bush
els. The total yield Of wheat this
total of last year by from three 10
four hundred millions of bushels. No
estimate of other grains is. of course,
possible at this time. but, barring
unusual climatic conditions, il can per-
hapS be properly expected that the
tonnage in grain that will he pro-
duced this year will exceed that of
last year by considerable margin.
The stable price fixed last year by
the government on wheat naturally
llIbNOht'l GtSlTP VII the part vi the
producer To realize his earnings as
quickly as possible. and since stable
price has again been fixed by the gov
eminent for this years crop il is as
Sumed a similar condition will obtain.
Last year this economical condition.
coupled with more or less disarrange-
ment in ocean tonnage and consequent
disruption in shipping, resulted in
such an acute situation at the interior
grain markets and at seaportS, that II
became necessary to install the So
called permit system" which was
early made operative at the ports, and
in September, 1918, ut the principal in
terror markets.
Controlling Traffic.
The permit system is highly bene-
| fetal system of controlling traffic at
|
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21

Never look a gift pipe in the mouth.
piece.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1919-06-21
Controlling Traffic.

The permit system is highly bene-
fetal system of controlling traffic at
the sources to prevent serious cOnges-
ton on the road and, at destination.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
BEAUTIFYING HIGHWAYS.

The city federation OF women's clubs Fort Worth
Tex, is managing flower planting campaign along
the Camp Bowie blvd. Several hundred school children
are happily engaged in the work of Identifying that
highway. they planting flowers and shrubs Five
hundred trees also will be out with the expert
guidance of gardeners and landscape architects
There ought 10 be more of this highway beautifyinc
business all the country Every highway should
be bordersd with line trees and flowers.
OF there difficulties way OF this
there are in the way OF everything worth while
some must be responsible for caring the
and flowers. for keeping them trimmed and watered
and neat. The womens clubs be assuming that
task in The case OF the camp Bowie Boulevard
There il public OF responsibility, too which
must DC developed. in order to keep on the ruthless
hands OF the few people who never see lovely
shrubs trees without a desire to destroy
them. II wild flowers hardy plants native 10 the
locality thrive along public highway there
be indiscrminate pulling OF flowers and tear
ms up by the roots Surely these desroyers nature
beauties growing fewer every year. A campaign
against them and development community pride
in the dne appearance OF the public roads OF any
locality viii greatly reduce the evil.
When a new highway is proposed. practical plan
its adornment might wen be taken up along with
the plans for surveying and paving construction.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
Other Editors Than Ours
\ THOUGHT FOR THE LEGISLATURE.
Indiana Daily Timcs.l

Commenting on the acts of the legislature a writer
suggests that at session several crimes
created 10y law. il may average reader.
crimes really by legislatures Grimes
arc 10y and the legislatures make the laws.
This is the modern way. The greatest lawgiver-
the with "all authority -recognzed that there
enough crimes in the world without creating new
ones by legislative enactment.
Blackstone observed rights inherent and that
the object of municipal law is 10 command what is
right and prohibit what is wrong" At the time,
Blackstone did not commit himself to the present
theory of the Legislature that rights and
wrongs should be made such by law He recognized that
wrong a neeauon-that it is simply the "prvation
OF right"
Darkness per is nothing 1t is merely negative
the absence OF light.
What right is wrong
Recognizing that rights exist Independent of law.
Blackstone observed that the primary object of the
law the establishment of rights and the prohbi-
ton of wrong" A proper comprehension of the fas
prcsupposcs understanding Of the nefas.
II you know what right Is. you will need no laws
to define what wrong is
The ecntiles had not the law. yet they by nature
the things contained in the law.
The great law written stones-the greater
law is written the hearts of men.
Too much Jaw is fatal to the happiness of society
II parayzes initiative-ks ambition. 1t animates
crime and makes sin sinful great Bible char
acer said that when the commandment came sin
revived and 1 died"
vice Pres't Marshall once said that there such
thing much government What the vice president
meant was that the multiplication Of laws became 4
burden rather than a help TO society
The OF society is not more laws but wiser and
better laws the Indiana legislature seeks make
record-and most legislatures do that very thing
then it should look quality and not volume. Gov.
Cnodrich IS wise executive in the that a poll
cian seeks promotion within his own party. But is
executive in the practical -ense of seeking
the we'll being of the whole peopleY
This little will have TO be settled within the
councils OF the governors party. As for tho peo-
pie large It looks as If they have already settled
20 the disadvantage OF the governor and the enoarrass
mi q
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
MARCH 8. 1910.
EDITORS AWAY FROM HOME

Why do far from homer" asks a friendlv
critic of the edos Il you are over in Paris
Germany and Russia good deal when we really need
you right here in home town. pointing out to
tho people what they do to make their own town
and their homes better Why bother big
affairs OF state that taken OF in the metropo-
tan dailies and the Magazines"
The criticism is interesting and appealing There is
nc question that there plenty OF things right
nome in anybodys town to write talk about There
are municipal and domestic problems 90 he solved
There are fruitful themes for comment In local bust
ness and industry domestic life The things that
people are most concerned with after all are the
things which as Bacon said. come home 10 mems
hearths and bosoms" And possibly the newspapers in
senera might give to these things than
they do.
Nevertheless appears that the critic takes pretty
small onesided II the present editor happens to
be spending good deal of his time metaphoricaII y
speaking, In foregn-pars IL because the American
people. including this particular community Ameri-
cans, are spending considerable time in those same
parts II was not the editor any Of editors
that started this millions Of Americans
abroad to fight it, bearing with them the hears of
scores OF millions
America is in Paris today America IS in Germany.
America is in England italy and Belgium and in
every other part of the world that amounts to any
thing. -
our world has grown wonderfully America has
grown. This very started 10 expand 10 foreign
PARTS along about 1898. and been expanding ever
since. We made a tremendous jump during the last
couple of years. And just now there is hardly man
or woman possessed of intelligence and respecta BILE
fund OF general information whose mind isn't spending
gcod deal OF time right along in Paris Berlin Lon
dJn. etc.
1t is this broadening range thought and interest
that the newspapers reflect they are TO keep
abreast OF their times their proper purpose
as interpreters and leaders We should have the local
comment. by all means; but along with must
have the larger comment needed 10y and women
who ind themselves. all once big world
with The obligation of doing part in
and solving its problems they do those
town. We can never return again to the purely local
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
BOOZE AND BOLSHE.VISSf.
fIndianauolie Times

Bolshevism which has been raising its ugly head in
the United States never be success in this
try The saloon is going out and that the pass
ing breeding place Of poverty lawlessness dis
LOYALTY anarchy and all that bolshevism stands for
Mosquitoes breed in stagnant water We have found
that the only way 10 get rid OF these plague-bearin
insects destroy their breeding places. We put
oil on the water and the mosquitoes unable 10
breath through the OIL die Thus yellow fever
and rho oIher diseases that they spread.
When the saloons and barrel houses disappear the
breeding .laces of the rsbd socialist the L. W. w the
anarchist and the bolsheyist will be gone.
Boishcvism a thing OF the slums and saloons. OF
the low dive and tho alley IL is opposed TO the home
as is the saloon. Bolshevsm thrives best among
~noaters' without homes family ties
The people OF the United States have thrown GU,
the saloon sake OF their families. their homes
schools laws prosperity. Sixty OF fam
lilies % the United States their homes. At
percent Of the remaining 40 right think
ing people Not 70 percent Of the people OF the
states Influenced by the rabd socialist the
I. W. Sc. the anarchist and the bolshevst Ten per-
cent succeed against 80 percent than
Germany could win against SIS percent OF the world
The Saturday Blade. Chicago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
WEST VIRGINIA'S CHILDREN.

The news that West Virginia has come the front
with complete revolution of her laws for the pro-
working children is of the pos
sible evidences Of the onward march a great re
FORM
For many year powerful interest in West Nir-
gnia blocked every effort take children Of school
age OF industry give them decent
working hours and conditions when employed.
Under the new law child under Is years old may
be placed IN mine quarry. in any occupation dan
life limb. TO health morals. Further
child may any gainful occupation until
he had a physical examination by authorized
medical authority determining his fitness for the work
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08

Working hours also come under revision No chTd
under Is years old may work at night than
eight hours day at any occupation.
When Z IL known that previous TO the passing
of this there neither any limit protect
child labor any limitation of hours
around il be how far state has come
way. and Just clearly greatly the reforia
needed.
one lone senator voted mo" the bill, he is
representative OF the dark ages OF the true spirit
n spite kind world
beginning to report puts it. That there
something after all in ideals especially ideals OF
highly developed manhood, womanhood and nation
hoo
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
ART AND THE PEACE CONFERENCE.

ART AND THE PEACE CONFERENCE.
rat poor old peace conference Now it is woman
who have the interests of presented for
consideration. She maintains truly enough that the
trade in works big one and of international
nature She mentions too. THU the commerce. in arts
and crafts is growing that are learning not only
&C exhibit art but it.
But all ask Of the peace conference right now
is that 1t shall construct perfectly plain foursquare
peace, whose beauty shall lie the simplicity its
lines the purpose which intend
cd serve If the conference this will have
made the best contribution art all time the
hest safeguard future.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08

The articles Of confederation adopted in 1777
perfectly satisfactory either But they held the
10 states together in a working combination
until the Revolutionary had been and a sat
sfactory peace made. the members of the league
had leisure and experience enough frame up the
present constitution of the United States.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
NO HARDsHIPs.

Why don't you eat more cheese
and less terrapin2 Don't you know
you have to eat twice as much ter
rapin 10 get the same amount OF
caIories2"
Il don't mind" responded the bon
vivant. Il like eating terrapin."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
Iusf n Toy.

What did your wife say. If any
thing. when she struck you2"
she said Woman Is playthinC.
Just toy And then she slapped
me over, Judge"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
HARD TO UNDERSTAND.

"I can't understand what those
chorus girls are singing"
ct may be some of those blonde
Eskimos warbling in their native
dialect"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
OTHER BLOSSOMS.

Every rose must have its thorn,
That is fiat.
But I shall not be forlorn
Over that.
I have a little leisure for
Vain regrets.
/ can purchase paEsies, or
Msgnonettes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08

Assassns such fools! They shoot like Glenn
enceau, when there Hohenzolerns and Tirpitzes
Ienines Ludendorffs the world.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
Winter Baseball.

" inter BaSCbaIF.
Winter baseball might go good
III all the winters were like this
Youngst ers in ecstatic mood
Would enjoy the games, / wis.
Yes. the prospect does seem nice;
IT might easily be tried.
And if we did have some nee
How the heavyweights could
slide.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08

Right when Prest Wilson is working hard
to establish peace, lot of women have decided to
tell the how Who said peace" when
there is no peace?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
After Many Years.

III was with the expedition 10 ex-
plore Babylon. We set up six o.
seven huts."
"Yes2"
And a Bedouin real estate man
was tickled half to death. He
thought Babylon was due for a
building boom"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08

II seasons generally average up about the same,
the weather sharps say it's about time genial
contemporary. Old Man Winter got busy on the
averaging Job.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08

Early ROBINS have been seen"
II note that with pleasure. But
have also seen a few flies"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08

Chorus of citizens lately irrevocaby opposed to the
Paris Peace program Well course if that is what
you mean by a League of Nations"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
Like Medicine.

lust been to a sanatorium."
How did they feed you 80
THE portions were small"
"Eh?"
They gave you your grub by III
dose"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08

A thought for today: Germans naturally OF a
kindly and sympathetic nature" Goethe, hun
dred years ago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08
Sore Throat or Mouth

You should keep the throat and mouth
clean and healthy. Any disease that
attacks the canal through which must
pass the food we eat, the beverages we
drink and the very air We breathe is a
serious matter. Whyneglect Sore Throat
or Sore Mouth when TONSuINE
makes it so easy for you TO get relief
TONSILINE is specially prepared for
that one purpose. TONSILINE II.
does It's full duty-you can E1
depend upon it. Keep bottle
In the house-where you can get
it quickly when needed. Csc.
and Coo. Hospital Size. 81 90. "a
Your druggist sells TONSlLNE. &c
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-03-08

Funny thng-best way be thoroughly American
s to turn undesirable aliens.