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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
# You Need a Medicine
You Should Have the Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
it is that so many products that are ex
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is plain-the article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
A medicinal prepar ton that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says take for
example DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a
preparation | have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has so large a
sale"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success of DIR.
Kilmer's Swamp Root is due to the fact,
so many people claim, that it fulflls al
most every wish in overcoming kidney
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive sample bottle of
Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address
DR.. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, n. Y,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug stores.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
Starving in the
Midst OF PLENTY
Acid-Stomach Steals Strength and
Good Feelings From Millions

acid-stomach is the real cause of the
trouble.
Naturally, the sensible thing to do
is to Strike right at the very cause of
this trouble and clean the excess acid
out of the stomach. There is a quick,
easy way TO do this. A wonderful new
remedy quickly removes the excess
acid without the slightest discomfort.
1t is EATONIC. Made in the form
of tablets-they are good to eat-just
like a bit of candy. They literally
absorb the injurious excess acid and
carry it away through the intestines.
They also drive the bloat out of the
bOdy-in fact you can fairly feel it
work. Make a test of EATONIC in
your own case today. Get a big box
of EATONIC from your druggist. See
for yourself how surely it brings quick
relief in those painful attacks of in
digestion, bitter heartburn, belching,
disgusting food repeating, that awful
blOated, lumpy feeling after eating and
other stomach miSeries. Danish all
your stomach troubles so completely
that you forget you have a stomach.
Then you can eat what you like and
digest your food in comfort without
fear of distressing after effects.
If EATONIC does NOT relieve you,
it will not cost you one penny. You
can return it to your druggist and get
your money back. So If you have the
slightest question about your health
if you feel you are not getting all
the strength out of your fOod-if you
are not feeling tip-tOp, ready for your
work, full of vim and vigor-do give
EATONIC a fair trial this very day
and see how much better you will feel.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
Temperament Of Camels.

Bearing an innate grudge against all
restraint and all who restrain him. the
camel will use the great strength OF
his long legs to kick his keepers or the
dogs which guard him In the waste
places, but in the presence of enc
mics, among wolves or other beasts
Of prey, he is a coward, forgets the
very use Of his legs and proves his
erratic temper by screaming and spit-
ting in terror. No camel wants 20 be
owed, and no one familiar with camels
ever entertains the least affection for
hem. They make savages of what
ever people breeds them. The man who
owns and uses camels cannot live IN
d city, ne cannot travel the highways
through cultivated country, he cannot
have a permanent abiding place. he
is doomed to live In deserts and arid
grasslands. TO follow the paths that
are lined with evergreen thorDs, tams-
risks and bitter weeds, to drink the
saline water that his evil tempered
beasts prefer and TO avoid the hauntS
IF men and horses as the horseman
circles the deserts, says Rodney Gil
bert In Asia.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
Airplanes to subdue Head Hunter

The next japanese budget of the
governor general of FormOsa will con-
tain an item of sol 500 for a flying
corps 10 subdue the head-hunting abo-
rhymes of that island. Mr.. Shimomura
chief of civil administration of For
mOsa, says: Probably four airplanes
will be used in the first year, and op-
eratiOns will be started as soon as
the formal sanction of the diet is
obtained. If it is difficult to secure
the necessary aviators we shall ask
the army to send their airmen We
may also ask the army to train new
aviators specially TO meet our re-
quirements. There is nothing like
airplanes for awing Formosan natives !;
experience shows that this weapon is
one of the best for subjugating them
No economic exploitation of Arr, Dali
blu, intake and other unsubjugated
places can be undertaken until after
the savage aborigines are subdued."
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
AANY NEGLECT THEIR EYES
day Be Conscious of Strain but Go
Right on Doing Things That
Make Ii Worse.

"a great many men who are we'll
enough informed on other topics do not
know the first principles of how to
conserve their eyesight." DIR. Eugene
L. Fisk is quoted in Worlds Work.
They may be conscious of eye strain
and yet unconsciOusly go right on do
ing many things to increase that
strain. Things such as these-read-
ng a newspaper on the jiggly street
car, working with a light directly be-
hind them az directly in their faces.
reading or working in too bright glare
or in a dim or Pickering illumination,
They do not realize that they nigh!
well limit their allowance of moving
pictures. They do not know the harm
in too brilliant desk light. They buy
worthless patent nostrums for the eye
and have a positive dread about adopt
ing glasses. The price they pay for
all this often is extremely dear. II
ranges from constant physical discom-
fort to loss of sight"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
NOTHING NEW IN WARFARE
Methods Employed During Great Con-
fiet Merely Copies of Those In
Use Long Ago.

By the use Of trenches in the great
war the opposing forces adopted
means of offense and defense that
long antedate the invention of fire
arms. The steel helmet reappeared
after more than 200 years of disuse.
and many a soldier owes his life to
the fact that the curved surface of
his head-covering DETECTED a bullet.
The trench periscope is an adaptation
of a device that was invented nearly
three centuries ago. The barbed wire
ENHANCEMENT is only another form of
the ancient abatis, and the fact that
it is now often painted green TO make
ii less easy to see is link that joins
it even more intimately to its proto-
type. The pits with sharp spikes at
the bottom and the caltrops-four-
pointed iron instruments that always
stand with one point upward how
ever they may fall, are survivals of
medieval warfare. The catapult Of
the Romans that once threw stones
recently cast explosive grenades from
trench to trench. The German flame
protector goes back to the days when
armies deluged each other with burn
ing oil and burning pitch. and the use
of poisonous gases was anticipated by
the Chinese, who for centuries used
"stinkpots."
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

One Of the worst features of acid
stomach IS that very often it literally
starve, its victims in the midst of
plenty. And the strange thing about
fits that the people with acid-stOmachS
seldom know what their trouble
really is
No matter how good or wholesome
tn food may be, or how much they
eat. they do not gain in strength.
This is clearly explained by the fact
thar q. acid-stOmach cannot properly
digest food. Instead of healthy, nor
NAL digestion, the excess acid causes
thp food TO sour and ferment. Then
Vh-n This mass of sour, fermented
food charged with excess acid, passes
into the intestines, it becomes the
breeding place for all kinds of germs
and toxic poisOns, which in turn are
absorbed into the blood and in this
way distributed throughout the entire
body. And that is exactly why it is
that SO many thousands of people eat
AID ear and keep on eating and yet
are literally starving in the midst of
plenty Their aCid-StOmachS make it
absolutely impossible for them to get
the full measure OF nOurishment out
Of their food. And it doesn't take
long for this poor nOurishment to show
It's III effects in a weakened. enact
sted body.
You may say: MY stomach doesn't
hurt me- That may be true because
many victims Of acid-StOmach do not
actually suffer stomach pains. Then
again. there are millions who do suffer
ell Kinds Of aches and pains-head-
aches rheumatic twinges, govt. lum-
DagO, pains around the heart and In
the chpSt-whO never dream that an
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
His Ice Cream Bucket.

They were on the back platform of
an outbound Irvington street car. One
was carrying a small paper bucket
which was labeled all over with the
words. lice Cream"
From the way the other passengers
eyed the bucket it was evident they
either thought the ice cream season
was past or wondered why the carrier
hadn't bought it in Irvington instead OF
carrying it such distance.
Il guess people think I'm dippy, car
.rying a bucket of ice cream from
downtown when it can be bought out
here" said the man with the bucket
But it's not ice cream. It's chile"
swell, they say ice cream is chilly,
so you should worry" said the other
Indianapolis News
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
BOSCHEE'S SYRUP

Why use ordinary cough remedies
when Boschees Syrup has been used
so successfully for fifty-one years in
all parts of the United States for
coughs, bronchitis, colds settled in the
threat, especially lung troubles? 1t
gives the patient good nights rest,
free from coughing, with easy expec-
toration in the morning, gives nature
a chance to soothe the infiamed parts,
throw off the disease, helping the pa
tient to regain his health. Made in
America and sold for more than half
q century,-Adv,
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
Poachers Kill Off Bio Game.

Pisgah forest. United States govern
ment preserve and one of the few re-
manning big game sections of the
country is about to be denuded of its
game by poachers, according TO state
ments by Rudolph Diffenbach, forest
supervisor. Poachers, usually under
cover of night, drive the deer out into
the open or off the preserves and then
kill them. The number slain is reach
ing alarming proportions.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
Life as It Is LiVen.

The gentleman from the agricul-
tlssal district had come to the city,
and after disposing of several heavy
set hogs at 5000 a throw. stopped in
a cigar store. Never mind what the
cigar store man said, but the gentle
monstrated thus: "Why, We durn rob.
Der; cents fer a nickel seegar! va
must think 1 got money to burn" (Of
course there is no particular moral
connected herewith because the gen
tleman from the agricultural district
started front doorward on a RUM
Indianapolis News.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Don't sufferi A tiny bottle Of
Freezone costs but few cents at any
drug store: Apply few drops on the
corns, calluses and hard skin" on bot
tom of feet, then lift them off. /.
When Freezone removes corns from
the toes or ealluses from the bottom of
the feet, the skin beneath is left pink
and healthy and never sore or tender.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
Hopefulness.

Charley, DEAR" said young Mrs.
Torkins. Il hope you will go right on
discussing the league of nations with
everybody you meet"
you think have the subject pretty
we'll in hand, eh?"
mo. I'm hoping that If you keep on
conversing maybe you'll find out some
thing about it from somebody"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
kiddinn Himself

THAT fellow Jones is plumb crazy
kidding himself"
"How's that%
"Why making excuses for himself
bolStering himself with pretense. For
instance, the other night he came in
at II O'Clock. He didn't want to lie
70 his wife, so he turned the hall clock
over Oh its side to make it look like
a quarter of nine, and went to bed
conscientiously."
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
ParadoxicaI Action

why do those two speak so coolly
TO each other?'
Because they've had warm words"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

When II is our duty to do an act of
justice it should be done promptly.
To delay is injustice.--LaBruyer
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
Practical Romance.

He-"My dear Miss Cute, will you
accept my hand? She-"Ffrst let me
see how much you have in it,"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

The symbols of the invisible are
the loveliest of what is visible.-Byron.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
IATONIC$$
FOR YOUR ACID:STOMACH y
Ought TO Know the Lady

Ought TO Know the Lady.
Bank Teller-Im sorry, but l cannot
cash this check until you are identified.
Is there anyone nearby whom you
know?
The Lady-Certainly I've got the
baby out in front in the go-cart. I'll
bring him right in."-Judge.
Easily Done.
"HOw can you prove he is man of
loose habits?" II can do it from the
way he gets drunk"
We have no right to feel badly be-
cause other people do not like u.s.
Rev. A. K. III. Boyd.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

We are near waking who never
DIRE hat we dream.-Novalis.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Fortunate is the man upon whose
face is written letter of credit.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Madison = The inspection of wood
played great part in manufacture Of
aircraft at the beginning of the war.
The forest products laboratory, Madi-
son, prepared a handbook for inspec-
tors and conducted short training
courses in wood inspection. There is
now a possibility that similar courses
for representatives of manufacturing
plants in the wood using industry will
be instituted
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Kenosha = Final checking of the
Liberty bonds taken from the office
of the American Brass Co. show the
amount taken to be $4,000 Two re-
volvers found with other guns and
ammunition in two grips behind a bill
board at the Green Bay and Burling-
ton roads have been identified as TAX
en- from the Brass Co. Office, proving
that the robbers left the luggage in
the fight during which their com.
Wandered taxicab was ditched near
Burlington.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Natural Conclusion.
Hello, Black, thought you were
dead:n
Whatever gave you that idea?"
Heard a couple of men praising
!Ou the other day"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Baraboo = More than 200 acres in
this community were obtained from
farmers to be planted to hemp this
season, and while this work has only
been started it appears certain the
necessary 600 acres will be secured
which will mean hemp breaking
plant established in the old foundry
building at the northern part of the
city. S. B. Friday of Oshkosh, will
establish this factory here, providing
the necessary 600 acres is secured.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Rhinelander - James Cannon, who
fought with the Princess Pat regiment,
has returned to Rhinelander. He
Joined the Canadian forces after he
had been rejected for service in the
United States army.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Oshkosh-The s1,5OO,OOO bond issue
referendum in Winnebago lost by le$
than 400 votes with a poll of above
5000. Unofficial returns gave 4,156 for
the bonds and 4,525 against. Oshkosh
city gave 1921 for and 1886 against;
tial majority; Neenah was against
the bonds by a smaller majority The
the bonds by smaller majority. The
bonds. Eleventh-hour agitation in
favor of waiting for cheaper cement
and other materials is said to have
turned the scale in what was very
close contest.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Neenah-lNeenah has decided to pay
800 monthly out of it's war chest fund
ployment bureau in the Twin cities.
This will go to maintaining portion
of the expenses of the Office which
will be kept at Menasha. The sister
city has already voted to aid in main
tanning the &c, which promises
to be instrumental in the future
months in securing positions for re-
turning soldiers and sailors The
Neenah Office has been closed perma-
nently.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

He Even Wears Glasses.
Does he take care of his health?'
les, he drinks to it every day.
Cartoons Magazine.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Racine - The campaign for enlist
ments in the navy is proving success
full under the supervision of First
Glass Seamon A c. Kagel, Milwaukee
During the last few days five men
have enlisted and several have made
application, which await the signature
of parents.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15
Profitable Writinu-

PRINTABLE Writing.
II Ike TO write a story I'd get paid
u.' write home once a month"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Neenah - City Physician c. C. Del
Marcelle. n,,w in France. has been dec
Grated with the French war cross for
bravery displayed while caring for
wounded men while under fre.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Oshkosh-The pay of teachers must
be raised, said Superintendent OF
Schools M. N. MacIver at meeting OF
The board of education. The maximum
salary is now $500 and the minimum
$500. Mr. McIver. maintained that if
the city expects to retain its compe
tent and experienced force, action
must be taken Immediately or teach.
ers will seek other positions which
are more remunerative.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Amigo u John Hanousek, Amigos
vealthiest citizen. is displaying in the
windows of a local store trophies OF
his hunting trip in Alaska last year.
lust mounted by a taxidermist- They
include heads of moose, caribou, noun
tain sheep. and skins Of the gray TIM
Der wolf, the rare black timber wolf,
lynx, and wolverine.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

La Crosse-At the district conyen-
ton of the sRebekah lodges of west
ern Wisconsin, held here, the follow
ing officers were elected: President,
Mrs. William Owen, La Crosse; vice
president, Mrs. Therese Brandt, Spar
TIA; warden, Mrs. William Gauper,
Viroqua; secretary, Mrs. Edith Cas-
person, ViroQua; marshal, Mrs. Brye,
La Crosse; conductor, Mrs. Anna Hall,
Sparta; guardians, Mrs. Celest
Thompson and Mrs. Dora Cohen, La
Crosse: chaplain, Mrs. Mary Johnson,
Tomah.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Sheboygan-Ninety-two letters and
cards written to Corp. Herbert Freu-
tel were returned in package to rel
atives and friends who sent them. AL
though they bore the correct address,
the messages failed to reach the ad-
dresse and he will have a big party
when he returns, for many of the let
tiers contain money. They will not be
opened until he returns.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Sheboygan-A movement to build a
greater reputation for this county for
proit-producing herds of cattle, has
been started by County Agent NJ. j.
Hoppert. Conspicuous signs, printed
In yellow letters on a black back
ground, are being fastened on every
farm gate where there is pure bred
bull, which reads: Pure Bred Bull
Used on This Farm" More than 100
of these signs are displayed through
out the county and orders have been
placed for more
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Algoma-Citizens of Algoma organ
lied to get memorial for soldiers
and sailors. Officers have been elect
ed to plan a suitable building. Mem
bership is limited to those who have
sons or brothers who are or were in
the service.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

La Crosse = Instead of a one-cent
reduction, La Crosse street car pa
irons are to get a slip of paper with
each carfare, good for a penny in case
the supreme court upholds the circuit
court decision against the six-cent
street car rate. The company filed a
bond with the court to insure the re-
bate in case the verdict goes against
them.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Sheboygan = The Sheboygan en-
pioyment bureau is confronted with a
big demand for farm laborers and do
mestics. There is plenty of work in
the Sheboygan factories and prospects
of big business this summer loom up
conspicuously.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Sheboygan Notwithstanding the
restrictions placed upon cupid by the
marriage laws of Wisconsin, he has
been active in Sheboygan during the
last three months, he shows greater
activity with every succeeding month.
In January there were thirteen licen-
ses issued; in February, twenty-one,
and in March, thirty-six.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-04-15

Madison The judicial campaign
cost the Supreme court candidates ap
proximately $4,000. According to
campaign expenditures filed with the
secretary of state, Justice M. B. Ros-
fenberry spent $4,O40.39, less an unex
pended balance of S194, and ]. L.
Dithmar spent $1,256.26. Judge E. E
Belden, Racine, spent nothing on his
campaign.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1919-08-27

Davis, the second man up singled but was
forced on second leaving Dahms on
first. stolen base and q long single
by Burk put across the winning run,
thus giving the locals clean sweep Of
the series.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1919-08-27
LOCALS MAX B CLEAN
SWEEP OF SERIES
SPRINGFIELD, GIBBoN JACKSON
AND ST. PETER ALL FALL.
ST. PETER .QUITTERs,'
LUCAN DEFEATED BY CLOSE
MARGIN. FAIRMoNT HERE
NEXT SUNDAY.

By defeating st. Peter and Springfield
Tuesday and Wednesday of last week
the local baseball nine made clean
sweep Of the series Of the home coming
week The game on Wednesday was the
closest of the four the locals coming out
winners by score Of to Z.
Hard hitting in the Springfield game
gave the New Ulmites lead of four
runs which they held until the third
inning when Springfield pushed runner
over on couple of errors. The lead,
however was regained in the fifth when
Guentner crossed the plate on an
error by Springfeld's second baseman.
Then came the unlucky seventh. -Four
hits and three costly errors netted the
visitors six runs thus giving them a
margin of two scores. In the last half
of the frame with two men out, Guent-
ner hit three base hit and was followed
by single by Pfeifer who stole second
and scored on an error making the game
a tie. In the next frame Springfield
tailed to score but when the locals batted