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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-19

JACKSON - Died. February II, 1919,
andrew Jackson. in his S1st year.
Chester {. Byler. 1911 North street.
Funeral services will be held from
the above address on Thursday art
ernoon, at 2 o'clock. to which rela-
tives and friends are invited to at
tend. Interment private, East Har-
risburg Cemetery.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-19

POULTRY AND SUPPLE

TM ENTY WHITE HENS. =
white pigeons; combined nd
house and pigeon lofts; large vii
pen: automatic grain feeder; MOI
water fountain; portable housel
mash hoppers, etc. Stock and al
ment Will bear closest inspel
Room =, 116 Chestnut.
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ROOMS FOR RENTs
FOR RENT

Two furnished rooms, for
light housekeeping; city
steam heat; electric light; pri-
Vate bath. Apply
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-19

WANTED - White woman. from
% to 35 years. for general housework.
Good wages. No washing. Family OF
three. Call 1870 Market street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-19

WANTED = CIGAR PACKERS AND
BANDERS. OUR MOTTO: STEADY
WORK, GOOD PAY" APPLY AT
ONCE. BORROW BROS. TENTH
AND MULBERRY STREETS.
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Deaths

sCuEAFFER-Mrs Emma c. Scheai-
te., February Is, 1919.
Funeral Friday, February 81, at :
T. NJ. from Rudolph *. Spicef :
Funeral Parlor, 5l1 North Secona
Itrcvt.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-19

FOR RENT = Front room. steam
heat. electric and gas. we'll furnished
Call 1900 North Sixth. Inquire Third
Floor Apartment.
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AUTOMOBILES
OVERLAND

OVERLAND
USED CAR DEPARTMENT.
Cars are moving rapidly in o|
FEBRUARY
CLEARANCE SALE
And our prices are $50 to 81
lower than they will be when
heaNy buying season starts.
FREE STORAGE
UNTIL APRIL FIRST
Select your car NOW. PlacI
small deposit and we will stor}
FREE until April first.
A good assortment for the ea|
buyer. including
Ford Tourings,
Dodge Touring,
Maxwell Touring,
Overland Tourings - four
slN-cylnder,
WHY'S Knight Tourings. fv
and seven passenger - fou
and eight-cylinder.
National 12-cylinder-Chu
my Roadster.
Convenient time payments
be arranged.
Open Evenings. Both Phor
THE OVERLAND HARRISBU
COMPANY
212-14 North Second Street
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NOTICE TO MAGAZINE READERS
The Wcman's Home Companion and
American Magazine at the rate of
l2hc each on the monthly payment
plan for particulars. Write to Wo-
mans Home, Companion Reading Club,
Room 410 Patriot Building.
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FOR Observation-Disclosures

BIDS, in writing. will be receive d
for the following slightly used office
furniture and equipment at 81 Berg
ner Building, Third and Market, be-
ginning Monday, February II. at 10
o'clock A. NJ:
l large flat-top desk.
l typewriter desk
! No. 10 Remington typewriter.
l Il. w. chair.
. side chairs.
l costumer.
steel 4-drawer file case (hreproof).
] electric heater e COLD.
Miscellaneous desk equipment, trays,
baskets, etc.
Nulca waste baskets, etc.
r. l. DUNCAN,
Traffic Representative U. S. Shipping
Board.
S11 Bergner Building.
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IT'S CLASSIFIED AID TASK GET CLASSIFIED AID BUSY 1T FOR YOU
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

a GOOD. cash-and- carry grocery,
with all modern fixtures, Will be sold
for cash of goods on account of sick
ness. Every fixture necessary to do
business included in rent. a wonder
full opportunity with no chance to
lose. Address Box 4. 1853, care of
Telegraph.
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
If IT'S REAL ESTATE,
SEE SANDERLIN.

POSSESSION CAN BE GIVEN TO ANY
OF THE FOLLOWING PROPER
TIES NOT LATER THAN
APRIL L
CAMP ST. 64S and $50 - 3-story
brick, eight rooms and bath, all mod
ern improvements, nice front porch;
can be bought same as rent.
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY
A LIVE, esta ablished business In
Harrisburg, which pays salary Of $50
a week to manager and over l5 pei
cent. on $12, 900 investmnt. will make
reasonable sacrifice to- cash buyer
Best reasons for sale. satisfactory
local Bank reference. Address Box
S. 1864, care OF Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-19

WANTED - Middle-aged woman
for general housework. Small family.
No washing. References. Inquire
1905 Bridge street. New Cumberland,
Pa.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-09-03
A PROHIBITION TICKET

Members of the prohibition pstty az 44ss.srse ss
whether the, shall continue thsir PARTY srsseiuf.y. az
shall 1oh forces with one ~ hath es the es ss,.iAs III III.
shaeavof TO secure Legislation which, viii jssa.. the ss-
iefeeh'eht ri The prohibition laws recently aDr,sres,
mere has been n political prohibition PARTY Ter =
good HnahS years. Occasionally II has Atre44A q sts,s
governor Or a fhefn Der N eorgfees H.f rs,atsre> fss
been accomplished In the way If prshjbjtls, hae h4e, A.
eoInplfshed by others than the party prst;bitiysis.s ana
often over their bitter oppesitlep at the na,1. sa i'm,
tertans piece of prohibition legislation hiss originated
Win the prohibition party or beer due 10 The activity ,f
THAI party. On the contrary, met ana women VIM hay.
given their best energies to this cause bsys os,ar been
Ian'perea by the existence and the activity Of = pei,t,eat
party established on The prohibition ,ssse,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-09-03
PENSlONINC EX.PRESIDEM3

Tbs bs1HsSs MAAs IN MS viii ~ rs .s.@ <.eso
csrn.s7. 70 f,tnre, President TAFT. Ars Th@eaov- f:>e>-
v.is ara MIS-. Preston, vine was fet M nGepr II fsr.aes
President Cie@elsna, brings iat> y7sgs. aastsssss sxsas
IN suhjset. what saa;i ne d. vgth ss. * s.ss4Serrs- 7
rha. svbjse, hiss osen aiscseers At oss erass .~ q
xesd many ,esys, usually ~s.a .ssss sasseArs r.r. s.y
p,sesinE, ana ths dieeossscn mss st1 oYr rTs.3ayz .-.eg-
result than 70 esrtinps N. soacy ~ Ae-5.z - .S-S-es-
dsn's 'oof 81. fr ,h.nase<y.s, .c..>gx4s. ~s4rEs. - y
ruls. they have ssr~s ehsssse*,ss q4e. 49,. Il: n, xe@-
srthslsas, .he sabjee. nss i.s .s..ss xsa sa.r. as-s ,se1
eases IN which b is.sas ,ssf>sas 8.s.sea:u =. y sr1a4 .ap.
bseb rroaae.sy. 81 xs>s ,.s11vs
with any salary saas =. ~. - III E5s.ss - 1s- 4
president h. Is soe sa<4ay 81 s@r. zsga-a sssae, o@ Or IT,
II Ia tsns saat csytass 81 NM .z,esa~s t.. ,z,n yr q. r-,,-
errrnsne. ggt -s<.s Is r .essesae t-.a-J On Luz sy- et-.es
sna ths .o.,az. zseasaz.eza ~ as ,fsr. $ ar IS -.s.rs
frsa il p2Sa as sasastsss .s4drse- It's : ..r, r4,ru..r.
W biz syss 81 "Kse S.azs - 1tssr ns1rasa ifs Ss -.1rssi
f,sn 81 essce~ 4ae1 =, sHr,- 1rc~zss IL y. + 1z-= outs
aff-ssss s,oas -zas arsce1.st W. -s1e srs1rzs-- 4r<1~4a I'll
ze1. Se -aE-+Fts artsszssssr n Ga na7lte " 10 rseeez
as+c -r17see IT. VII. -t11 szt s1e-s C. r.z=rr ,rirs r-~r-L
81 kssf sfnscrss1a se:fr1rF.s N ~str's r vrrI- 1-s ~ ne1-+
ssf-s.r +--Gssr fr .#rs ~ r7ezes< se~za1an 5r rire x $500
-r44 ..r-r. II + RI =, 4etf.s. ..@ rtzyf .ys.< zs,.1.- -
sa.e zEs~1
C1s>xv>6v r r. sesx1s~ +,- = nsr i, -a.s ,- -,,s
5-.ahsess-, - rs s~1 1ezusets -us 7fa- ss,. "a. .--a
,sr# tre<ss.ns rySA - ..4rs1.asl trs, + -,tt ,-r-
~ -as~% - +@>H y. N~Lsr' -@r I|3
assss rasss S.s~ tss1. - 5,s p"t4t sze.t-a!,. ~, raa1
rss sas e1s- esa y-.stfsas " 20. 1850 e-z.z 4-s 1885,
- re- .-.~ 80 sre- yrs4~4rx,et.ss3 .oas SUI -.z-r,~
1~s-rsi Sssr- sseeAe searzsfss a.r-,.- ~ r4s - +
e4&ss ~a% ssseyrsssse Il ta.+ II +-es-st sres : .,sr-.=s
osr4a@~zass WITH sses ~AD aa.s ta -zse4s ri ,r.syxa
tSF fss :vsesStis. - t&<, yur1..As rtp +zts.o -. .t-
~ 1s,ss5s
grover sl--sAans. to~sse As rl.se - * =. ,--4
1&t cSsErss sasLs rsgrsr prvrfrtc. t- -. .ae.-.-..-
N ts 81 pss&a.nts He as tne VIZ. :s-.4>- ...,-..
s-144ss ~ sz1asAae1 that i. bis y~- a<. az .s.--. -
fssAsA. - hs kaA Seep ao. Z. ..a1. s9ssa2e .-.,as-.
fer his tsra1ls. sas ts ~asae1 4a4t Sc ---ssy, ... x
- ysessss ,sl3 With ts tas. a.,g.3<.4. rs. s..-a-a>
~ be BssSeyft4y
At CafasEas ~ sas tisae p,>.,s.a IN -.
tined III his 1~n, th< tsosaas ~ ~tr>h ss>gg1 ;, 80 -.
pA1 ~ Asn1a1 psaksu ~ III. 100 3, eDa .x-,r.sa--. -
DtssaA safs ~if1w a,ring hs or ne, lifetime rne-e MR.
recognized. however. ~ ln,DnEr gaty IN ne ,,a,...s,.
OF 4 former preffdent N the ,ep1b1t, heinz r,,xi.sa ..
sst NJ tbs private ftnas sf one Of ts citizens ana n,u.
mas d7ns In relation ~ The suggestion.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-09-03

~onld Eot Dc eS1leessd w tSs sAd 81 the fsesf year July
I, 1874. TIE Astf nsffi for the ses1sezx fund, tie fsrso
pAsss aa5s u 10 be is s1diasa to oil other fsvses, which
Sffhss she Isvy - bsfore to 3 r4isss. ao1 ms tstss tex 70
$4sssSg eee.
Ths fdAa sssfns 70 IS .nas aScut tires psilsSn VIII We
nseded, but tNas # is proposed 10 levy . ~ nsSrs 20 ~ 10
Kave II On hanA fhe more tHs tx esnfa.Issssnss aaA
his sevsbaSAv supporters stir thts nsssse- ~ .4xss ~ DE
sauAAfs, II s4ea6s to st, ~.ieh nay ~ oms ef the Yeasoas
for she sstrffhs. However. All the Esp4es wifi se made ss~
fms long, ard snea We eAn 90. xsessfss,
Iii TIE ns>aaths4 the recent article ~ sMs Courier
Ssws contains oae interesting b; of information. Tits ID
fhs statement shas 81 the ssssas sr1pese1 ~ ~ eofFsesed.
"eniy sz1ssset represents TIE esse ef staring ne s@s
STATE enter p.ases, ssepfse ,he watts 81 th4 Asss~sxs,s.r
ssaae sfAes ago an attempt ras hssAs ~ nssSass tire
pabIe Miro fsf important TAI Increases w sxssasstax
TIA: she neesssasy Of us installation OF sA4 se~ state Sc
sAfp7Hss world cali ~ Some 9sr3 sstEeeasse :se1.sse ii.
ssx@s during sae tatst few years, sas tsas the .2rsayeys 81
III. State ecaf1 ven affsrd This azSg:ssaas oSsaAy ssr ss-
thsy ~su1 pay t1 themselves, aa4 roas1 esss y.saa. IL
. seefeass IN .az isviss.
fass ysat ths ssaAs sevses a,tsssssss ..re 81, 1885,
1913. This ysss il, i. proposed ss 4vy ns.,1y rsree
tifass that sara Ans sf ms aaanssnaI .k.ee nr3gases rae
ssa. en,y = bessafafy tzis,sse is 70 se ase1 sss Ii. ~sesse
paying serne s~7.sss,ssa III purposes IN no ray f.sae.s 10
mills, sfsvasefs, packing Plants ard sAa4r .1sersssses sy
,esans IT wht1a We ass A., ~ xes r2ca.
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EX.KAISER AND HIS
VICTIMS. !
lrror Mlnneapolis Tr.bune.)

-r." TOEI ||sNa 49, f'@T"-+1l
A dispatch from Arneroneon 11y.
lam H%ohenxollern 10 excellent.
e,nrv rom Berlin. published on the
same day. describes how meeIs
IN Friedrichstrasse "the vansuard-oI
stsrvinr broken Germany-the poor
Ia or loungtng In the streets.
the bourgeoAie in ofices n shops,
both classes starving and their ranks
being thinned terribly by death, Ger
many ia suffering from 2
bad mental breakdown" s.
Tho erstwhile kaiser. has purchased
a comfortable, CHEEKY nome ! r1ole
land with the purpose, perhaps, OF
the rest of his days there.
~ came through without a physical
scratch. II he suffered mental ang-
ufsh. It was not because OF unselnsn
thoughts OF the German masses, put
heca Ise of a dread-later changed IN
IN stern reality-that he was DOOM
ed to lose his throne and his chance
to set himself up as a world arplter OF
human d%estinies.
We ma we'll believe that n OF his
egotism experienced real torture OF
mind in feeling the loosening Of his
hand upon the scepter Of power. He
seems now to have recovered frore
that distress, but the suffering and
sorrow he brought upon his own
country and upon the world have not
abated. Is he not to be brought to q
reckoning, for<his part in staging and
directing the tragedy? 1t Is a dtne
commentary on the countries he
wronged. OH the powers that thwarted
his unholy ambition. that they are not
clamorinE for the forfeit of his lie,
but it is a token of their potse ana
good sense that they demand an ac-
counting In a tribunal where All Inc
world may look on while the charac-
ter Of the culprit at the bar is laid
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J ! y SStt,lEE 6 els s
THE LOST TOOTH.

THE LOST TOOTH. |
I'D Z 6rcrs ncc tF a week a n o 18th ot IN people thax
'Lsrr Gtse TcE Ehmle a little hn-you look h funny juh that way" @s
n j GET may my -'.th 10 or ,hpeak big wordth to thave my thouLf
z Il H1r nz nans my tongue thNpth through, but thatth not much to laugh
u @4Nt%@%E#t#
M ,-zttar eli so1z-h wouldn't grin if they thould have a tooth 81 out
laEr 1gn7 Gs E7rE nth cen to eat an 1 am awful fond of conn
Z rcHI Sr c4e~ III 3M M . h way we done thinth 7 wath<b orn#%&
~1Tr / frg1r INV r1rEh ra-h out: but when to get a bite I tried, &@I
z eurrh IT w1nhEnt wrrk z a and had % take it round tn thde. @
III Fl IN NJ T1r laughed outright. which walnut fair Goth all along
-rr-"Ta MID ne Ea1 un aszn d, trkth' afhctionth 18th a thtntul wrong.
Z thtnk H1 ~ en- ane nv-hsh Fen tuh ath tired ath / can be 40
-rs- EshE ms rues1MNsns aaHh 10 hss ire TAFT, an theu.they tuck uYShh
Te her IN ms ii frNaw4 fsrhe 4 have 20 make the tinfeth + EHMH%
-7@@etr COMPANY cnmnn" her. rsmEeha- bt I'm not going to thtayN about
az uae tn thue4d ff mEmls fg them hecoth my upper tooth 18th out. &
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SHOULD GET TOGETHER

IL would tend to sinnplify matters " ia. Comm. slon.
e Wallace aud the seeialA. papers which are Interpret
M Ana reaffirrhlhs him should get together AMI decide
3iiee what they all mean by what they say. A few AAya
ase Mr.. Wallace ~~e quoted AZ saying that tho stsss tst
levy would be In round numbers three nnillio, aeItsrs--a
rev dollars short This was quoted with approval Nv the
/ FAfEc Courier News, and the appreciation wa repeated
~ other Tomnley papars. In the same article the rsa.tsr
Ns~s ssid that the levy would PROBABLY be as ,n,tls On A
~yaiassisA u t,sso, eae.ep plus AN aaditisrs, i minis
fof A~soadasss' fund. Added, this ,nAkss a three mil lew,
ana according 70 the usual arithrnet,eal rules that valid
give . total Of ss,sae.ooA. The eniy manner In which
thsas we Atasentenss could lbs AAsfaoaissd wa b, sSuvna.
iht MAT MI Waliases figures related TO the strss oesA>a
fSf fAs states senefAi fuAd, leaving interest, snk,ss runx
ana We special fsnas to be made up cut Of The remain.
AR ~ tMs ts,ses, sss.
On sunday Msfnins the courier News nv, Inc nh.
jset another airing, This tims ii quoted M. ws,,er. a.
Ssely IA these wcrdes
4he fetal Aznssss y nsss wnssA msw - nrr.
satsA BY stAts isvy v sa.osfiss.
8s% I'm n M s1aes frsss asnrfbvtsa d m, w,,,.e. h,
~ tessAer MAtsaAsA. mi Ne csssssr Nswr AAa ( ~.
StSsAsk ysssssA NJ ~ MN t4vy TN TINE. II se,ass a.,
~ I'm zwssaa y nisa " : ssvy u sepssuma,sb
s4S1 HAlils N 4 ~vAaAAtaoa " si,esAeeeseA. hut /, ~.
a. eN1AAs that dsspats NJ. wAllAsas ssassA.ns tAa, N,
11ENanea Wesla " ssAsls NJ ~ ssAssss nssAat IS ~.
&&9lNNsn4e1 80 Ne isvY ~ Ma1a 10 NINA m II or&a,
H41SpeSyset - AsAstsf No. piA1SAs Aes0 pssss wssA ~
11Aek ~ ssesAA. 1870 - ~ 80 u ~ tAss
Ne
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-09-03
a MANS HEARTH.
By ELEANOR N. INGRAM, Author of The Twice American" EE.

Bring them together. nothing wna1
f ever . che told him sne
rever thought Of me except as a
rreasant nj fooI Think OF us!
Z H pushed back hi; chair and TOOK an
angry turn across the room. FREQ.
! and /. and my father-all puppets tor
E1er to move about
Holly haa Mrs. Masterson. and /
have yoa.'' Elsie demurred. her
mouth curling into a smile az ne.
, glance followed him. And ! 90 nor
besteve she has your father.
/ thsnk he has her. You know--ex-
: ne. dear-both you and Fred
! Mas.eraon were TOO young and mex
pertenced. And your father heard. IN
spite Of himself, Mr.. Masterson's
s.ory, this evening I'm going to Dor
row a sentence from Mike: Shes
get her a boss Let the mills gr1nd'
re krov what grain we put in: An
thcny. did you notice that l gave your
father coffee in the vesuvius cup? IL
he noticed its h%ve-cent atroclty, ne
I'll: oetsacize me: and you know VINO
bought f."
81, lsa good cup" He dropped in
20 his chair again and leaned across
see tshfe 10 catch her hands in his.
''Eiffe. We will never sell this house,
OK %L1uSS dS4s IIIiIS III IT, ~ W
q. come back TO it, often. for just a
Gay. Il was the beginning place.
nevever far re go"
Yes. OH. yes. Anthony, our
a~ea-,hstone is our cornerstone; on 1t
xe're going TO build, build splendidly,,
esyrsIiy-' N.a
Her voice faltered before the vision.
ss's--, the two looked into each 9TH
ere eyes. seeing a happiness strongly
secured. closing them around lk
folded wings
THE END.
Perhaps their best customers are
- boys rhc have only recently en-
,zSet and who regard the acquisition
:, decorations on their arms and
-srs1s as a short cut<to full flcdged'
SzaHr-So--
Il Is a fact 900. according to the
.en E.e 10 the ia: tooine. that their
skEsl q -es1irsd not only by the men
E-s -.--rS IT the ns-r but those who
Fs-- 20 snTsT. ru1 who may be pre-
nT icing under age or other
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Mx1s ne ~oafeeuen. OF, RS Of eoe1rse
I nave known whAr 7o4a rers DOING,
whs shaeIh Z nsr kncw7 SsFc FofS
r.er me WITH rss st- st 4 nlaa hzn1-
se-sf and r,r.ssest- WITTY
II ~M wrsrF." Admitted AEshorT-
a-apiY Es hs9 a1sa1s1 hntEY aefo'e
rass ,sH,r9s. bug End s7ss r-er hs ia
z1srI frankly 45d rfsh Z r-Etzs that
T.zxss sarrlf si-.ssft ar fault rziHes
-san rae erEe- T I'D % usaer-
z4nh z EFT ss--F
T1e- sstass9 ssGzata i e~c-z.ratrs
iiazHsan -ns- WI rce 70 81 avoided.
-1rrEar -1s1r fya- EEecr<rse7rEc
-.i4,nsS 1sHt aHs- s1SS II rGcLaG. Aft
4zr,zsr 1alnSz liz Asd css tlSaE per
rnaz1tI,r.r tt --I1n.
viii s-are 1w Erc112rFs re
-rsuHE-' Sg- Lt-1zzcs -s@zrksf-
I-n -s1s SEa -E,e z1t tha
WHITES rIrI -xF ,aa Is Fs1r TE1Si
I'd E-elns-7 mt 1nzG.ESz 1-cl -.e Sc,-
-un1. ! luHrrr FL 1s,EE- l.aclalI.z Tovs
EfIE wTI III III -T WIT ss-< to-
1llzIE. 2 nat cE-iAf 81 - 70 Ace--
z&n Fr1r EAr- Ss hza
s@-4sL 1T -srlE-u 81 -ssr- xsTass- III
aasssss1r s,r Z nrrErzl ~ 1Eo, ELI
ED1 1ERs. rrr,r4 -pEns T.G-se A-c
I1zr Il srlnuI Err -1l s1s1-z- L
1ssH EEHHrF EszreI .s-. l.o GsrE-
-suna IL rv lTflcI l,r-r.r-E
NEIts1 1s -tr1Hf -rwI-- -ss 5cs--
lssH vsz EEHrsrIs n- I -s-eas
1e1aIrs s1a4 IEl iitr1,5ssc swET S-c-- ne
EuUu rss1.
-na s. ms 1E- --s gss zzvs
1sasrs III Er-1rprss aplss s. szaa
1s~ ant a1H=sc, ~a-- WIFE sc2
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ssnAss1y Hstss taas tAAtas II the ysas rsssl ana ske
world over, men wsrk fsr Aevsa mora tAaa hsrsss vsrs
fer men. me ~ W. ~ sasssd Ii IN niAr 81 tArrn
eAssss ~pis ~ iasllaea = A1sss Il sasns az NE ,rsc-
~. ie p = ~ AAsiAs ssys - = tAs eAsn. = doing
mAaA = nakS snAay q sAssa ~ 49,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-09-03
NOT TO BE FOOLED.

Mrs. subbubs-I told Brtget to
string the beans this morning,
Subbubs-Yes. Well? u
Mrs. Subbubs--Well, she hared up.
and told me ! couldn't string her;
that we'd cat them loose or not at
au.-Roston TRANSCRIPT. LLE
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-09-03
EXCESS BAGGAGE.

IA college graduate wants a Job"
I'VE have a place open that he
might hll." replied the self-made man.
How many degrees has he?" II
We pay in inverse ratio to the
quantity of sneepskin an applicant
carries. Start him at SIS a week"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-09-03

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fsh no choice. He was
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sfhke II ia 4 matter Of b'1si-
NO NJ AdrfancA. dry9y. what
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var, 4 stfsnzer's chance. and
,.u, pu.,' ~as me prompt return;
Hn.hehyf snh> flashed across sert-
SnHIsae Tint ~ want your In
n.sns> W ktVs me Mr.. Goodwin's po-
suIrn - manager. and after that I
lit ~Uiihs 10 sszfd on the basis OF
ny business value TO you. Goodwin
m on ard An1ious to retire. II I hold
n,s Dlses for y year ard fan u earn
nls salafv. sthsn discharge me and ri
not complain. ! know this end Of
your business "a you DO not. sir. You
ars brilliant. = Senius Of BIZ affairs;
! nsve dtsc0vsfed in myself & capacity
for metltuloDs attention 10 detail.
WI . take this little book home
~ YOU II contains A collection Of
n0tss 1surss TOR which you would
glsaIy pay An outsider. Mr.. GOODWIN
ana have found the plant Ia en-
orm otAly wAatefu1: every department
Contributes ita quota Of fniAnAnAse.
r1ent, except tho ONCE under MIS- own
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-09-03


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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1919-09-03

Ths experiences ~ . man In Chicago Who fel five
stories and then hit = cable which. wrapping round his
body ana thss ~nnv1ndins gradually, lowered him safely
seven stores mers. again demonstrate. tina. truth is
stranger than fiction. The writer who haA ,neorporstad
such Al ineidAnt In 4 story or a play would have been
numerically SfAtesisd.