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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-03-18
viii Hold Tractor Demonstration.

HAKKISDNBURT, VIZ, March Id
County Agent W. s. Camphcld, OF
Rockingham County, Va. in cooper
alton with the state Agricultural Col
ni6wing demonstration on Thursday.
April %. six miles from Harrison
burg. near Bridgcwatcr. A tract Of
forty-firc acres OF land has been Sc
cured along tho macadam road. twenty
eight acres OF which is gently rolling,
and will be surveyed into as many
plots Al there are tractors participant
l:leYen acres OF hillside is available
for those desiring to demonstrate their
machines on steep land. Six acres of
orchard VIII be cultivated with trac-
tors.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-03-18
DENIES ANY SHARE IN
DEATH OF HOFFMAN,

in prison today. Mckinney was a
most detected figure. For an hour he
eat In the little conference room Of the
jail discussing the case, and declaring
his absolute ignorance OF any phase
OF it II was hard for him to remember
whom he had seen on the fatefui night
when the husband of the woman he
loved had been slain. lie was certain
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-03-18
ALUMNI OF UNIVERSITY
IN WAR NUMBER 2,238
OF These, Ilfty-FOur Gave Their
Lives in Service OF Their
Country.
COMMISSIONS WON BY 1,IH
Lad Dies us Result of Injury Sus.
tanned in Baseball Game-InfIu.
cnza Attacks Horses in Hooking
nam County, With Fatal Results.

nnnacMaRHJhoTTESVILLE. VA. March II.
sbnpan OF Virginia In February
in-chief. e.2Ss sons OF the uniVersIty
nave been enrolled in the ranks OF
lhoso who have taken some part in the
world '"e
rms figure is not complete. and the
toiai will be greatly Increased when
1 Ia Information is received Nearly
ned commissions.
ain In the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, Il;
e ns inr a., %; iieussnant- colonel. Ell;
1884: second lieutenant. 900; chaplain.
II; total. LIS
In the navy-near-admiral. /: cap
commander. =; lieutenant. s; lieutenant
tlunior gradc). IL: ensign. 20; total.
In the Marine corps-Major. /; cap
tain, 4: first lieutenant. 4: second lieu
tenant, 3: total. IL.
:, This makes total OF, 1,17e officers
In the three branches OF the service
fed.
Thirty-seven members OF the teach
ing force OF the university offered their
services 70 the government. and TWEEN
ty-thrcc of them won commissions All
OF these commissions were in some
bran of the army; and were distri-
the following order: Colonel, /: lieu
tcnant-coloncl, J.; major. 1: captain, s;
first lieutenant, !; second Lieutenant. s;
total, %.
OF the University of Virginia men in
service, ffty-four have given their
lives for their country's cause. Twenty
five died of disease, four died Of
wounds, nine were killed in accidents
chiefly arplsne accidents-and sixteen
were Killed in action.
Will Hold Tractor Demonstr rat ton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-25
PRESBYTERIAN
ACTIVITIES
Many Events on Program : To-
mOrrOW'S Notices

The church at City Hall Park, cor-
ner Market and High streets. Rev.
Frederick d. Niedermeyer, pastor.
Morning Worship at IL O'Clock.
Organ-Larghetto ......... Batiste
Professional Hymn No. 1874.
Psalter Selection No. 26.
Acknowledgements Now Thy Gre
ator," Junior Choir
Meredith
Hymn No. 1T.
sermon by the Pastor. Subject,
Revealing God to Men"
Anthem-"Fear Thou Not For I Am
With Thee"
r. Huntington woodman.
Hymn No. $50.
Drgan-Postlude ............ Stern
Eventide Worship at 1870 p. m.
Organ-Recital of Fifteen Minutes.
Handel
Song Without Words
Mendelssohn
Traumerei ............ Schumann
Ofertofre Lesalgre
Nocturne Opus 8, No. 2 -. Chopin
Carbohydrates My Soul, the
King of Heaven" ....... Berwald
Sermon by the Pastor. Subject THE
Wells of Our Fathers"
Hymn No. 274.
Organ-Postlude ............ Stern
Announcements.
Tomorrow: At 9:45 a. M, the va
rious departments of the Sabbath
school.
At 8 p. M, meeting of the Junior
c. e. Society in the chapel.
At 4 p. M, meeting at Home for
the Aged in charge of Intermediate
G. E. Society.
At $40 p. m., the Senior Society
convenes. Topic, Christianity and the
Health of China. Ezekiel 17:1-12.
(Missionay meeting.) Leader. Miss
Lydia Gardner.
Monday at 8 p. M, meeting of the
trustees in the ladies parlor.
Tuesday at 8 p. M, Endeavor bust
ness meeting in the chapel.
Wednesday at 7 p. M, Intermedi-
ate C E. meeting in the chapel.
At 7:45 p. M, midweek service of
prayer and song for all members OF
the congregation This meeting a Sc
ries Of talks will be given on the
book entitled. Money the Acid Test
Earl Lake will discuss Chapter l.
Stewardship"
Thursday at 6-8 p. M, Halloween
supper served by the Ladies' Society
in the chapel. Tickets rs cents, may
be secured from any members of the
society.
Friday evening the Senior C. E.
Society will hold a Halloween party
at the home of Mrs. Ole Oleson, 1872
Madison ven Halloween games
will be played and refreshments
served. A delightful time is antici-
pated. All young people of the CON
gregation are cordially invited. Miss
Charlotte Peterson Is chairman of the
committee in charge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-25
CHURCH
Roosevelt and GOunod Topic
Tomorrow

The meeting house Is on Madison
avenue at the orner of Market street.
Rev. William H. Bawden.
The morning service of public wor-
ship commences at IL O'Clock, the pas
tor preaching.
The evening service will be a special
service, the choir having prepared a
Gounod Evening. all the music. both
instrumental and vocal. being from
Gounod's compositions. The pastor
will preach on Choosing Ones Moth
err with illustrations from the life OF
Gounod and Roosevelt.
Sunday School at 9.45 A. M. for an
hour of Bible study with classes for
all.
Christian Endeavor at $50 P. NJ.
for the young people. Topic; Chris
tianity and the Health of China"
Monday evening the Boy Scouts
meet.
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday,
morning, afternoon and evening, the
annual meeting or the New Jersey
Baptist Convention with the Peddie
Memorial Church of Newark.
Wednesday evening at 8. the mid
week meeting. Question for consid-
Grafton: who Is the Greatest Old
Testament Man and Why? Conduct
ed by Mr.. John Roberts
Friday evening at 8. a Halloween
| Social, given by the Philahtea So
ciety for all the young people of the
congregation. Come attired in q COS
tune n with a dime in you pocket.
Saturday afternoon the Heralds
will hold a cake sale in the church
basement.
Morning
Prelude-"Penitence," Nicode.
Observation-Disclosures in B Flat'-Mo-
Fart.
Soprano solo-"Consider and Hear
Me-" Pflueger; by Mrs. Roberts.
Postlude-"Marche Nuptiale," Beck
er.
Evening, all from the composition,
lot Charles F. Gounod.
Prelude-"Te Deum in C"
Choir Hymn-"Benedictus." from
"Messe Solennelle. st. Cecilia"
OffertoryT"Aria" from Faust"
Tenor solo-'Hymn to the Night by
Mr.. Fish.
Anthem-'Sanctus" from "Messe So.
lennelle," st. Cecilia"
Trio-"Lovely Appear" by Mrs.
Roberts. Miss Roberts and Mr.. FISH
Violin Solo-"Ave Maria" by Rich
ard Hermsdorf.
Solo and Characterization" from
"Gallia;" solo part by Mrs. Rob-
erts.
Postlude-"Unfold, Ye Portals" from
THE Redemption"
Mrs. H. e. Wilson, ~argani-t and di.
rector.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-25
PROGRAM
FOR SIMPSON
Notices for Tomorrow and the
Coming Week
Simpson NJ. E. Church notices fol-

Simpson NJ. E. Church notices fol-
low:
Rev. Wilbert Westcott, pastor.
$50 A. M.-The morning devotional
meeting will be led by Brother Sell
lers.
1890 A. M.-The morning worship
with sermon by the pastor upon See
ing the All Important"
IL Noon-The regular session of the
Sunday School and Bible Glasses.
1870 p. M.-Evening Service. A
spirited service of song by a large
choir and congregation. A practical
sermon by the pastor upon THE Re-
l~markable Fulfllment of an Unusual
Purpose" A service acknowledged by
all to be very helpful and inspiring.
Coming Events
Monday evening the monthly meet
ing of the w. +. M. S. will be held at
the home of Mrs. w. H. Hesser, 179
Rector street. All members are urged
to be present. A social hour will fol-
low the business session.
Tuesday afternoon at 2 o'clock the
pastor would like to meet all the
ladies of the church and congregation
who are willing to give a little time
for the work of the Church.
Wednesday evening the usual mid
week fellowship service. The pastor
in charge.
Thursday afternoon at 4 o'clock
the rehearsal of the junior choir;
there will be a Halloween social in
connection with the rehearsal. All
members of the choir are urged to
attend.
Next Sunday the of the
Lords supper will be observed at the
morning service. All members and
friends of the church are urged to
attend. There will also be the recep-
ton of new members,
The Ladies' Auxiliary will hold their
Iannual Bazaar on the evenings of Nov.
al, IL, 10, 1919. The lecture room
will be used for the purpose and elab-
crate arrangements are being made
flor the best Bazaar that has yet been
held. In connection with the Bazaar
on Tuesday evening, Nov. II, a chick
en- Patty supper will be served for
75c, on Wednesday evening, Nov. IL,
an old fashioned New England sup
per for soc, II on Nov. 13, a splen-
did entertainment for 25c. The ladies
are now busy with their preparations
and are expecting the hearty support
of the many friends of the church.
Morning 1890 a. NJ.
Prelude-lntermeZZo from Suite for
Organ."-Rogers.
Processional-"Nearer, My God to
Thee'-Adams.
Anthem-"God So Loved the World"
oLeTIOTy SSlGCllOn by Junior
Choir.
-Stainer.
Chorus-"Not Ashamed of jesus
Fearis-Women's voices.
Sermon-"Seeing the All Important
The Pastor.
Recessional-"What a Friend We
Have in Jesus''-Scriven.
Postlude-March f Flat, Suite for
Organ"-Rogers.
Evenin1 : 2o ID NJ
Prelude-Festival March-Vincent.
Processional-I Love to Tell the Story
Fischer.
IAnthem-"I VIII Magnify Thee, o
God'-Spcnce.
Solo and Chorus Finale Old Hundred
Offertory-ChOrus-'Stars of Promise
-Cowen-The Epworth Choir.
soprano Solo-"Just as l Am"-Haw-
| ley-Mrs. 7. S. Yarnall.
Sermon-"The Remarkable Fulfill
ment of an Unusual Purpose"-Pas-
tor.
Recessional-"All Hail the Power of
Jesus Name"-Holden.
Postlude-"Come all Ye Faithful
CVar.)-Deplantay.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-25
-Four Minute Talks
BY WILLIAM H. BAWDEN


AAlGShO1NH INOOoG ILL
You may not have liked him per-
sonally, and liked still less the things
that he said and did, and may have
stood on the opposite side of the po-
litical fence; nevertheless the most
outstanding figure of his generation
in America. If not in the whole world,
must be conceded to be Theodore
Roosevelt.
If you ask what he said or did to
make him SO great, what trait of
character served to advance him so
far in the estimation of his fellow
men, n study his life seeking the
answer, 1t will not be difficult to find.
From his early days he seemed to be
consumed with a passion to serve his
country as a citizen, using the privi-
lege and responsibilities of citizen
ship fully to that end.
Make mistakes he undoubtedly did,
and protited by them. Enemies
aplenty were always his; but he
fought fairly, and "a a generous foe.
Bold almost to the point of reckless
ness, yet he always kept his weather
eye open. Determination, persistence,
f~orcefulness, resourcefulness, these
ever kept him at the focal point of
public activity.
Sprung from the best thoroughly
American stock. equipped fully by
training and education, he felt the
urge of the French proverb, "Noblesse
obIige." Ever adding to his original
stock through his restless energy, he
became a man of great versatility
and wide interests. Jack of all
trades n master of none could
never be said of him. for he mastered
everything to which he put his hand.
Such a man was we'll worthy of the
highest gift of the nation to confer
upon him. and it was his. Such a
character is well worthy of the highest
honors that posterity may bestow up
on him, and 1t will be his. His life
will ever be an incentive to our most
promising youth, Turing them ever
onward to the highest levels of citi-
zenship, guarding them ever from
those pitfalls into which so many
others have fallen.
Faults he had. but they dwindle in
to insignificance in comparison with
the greatness of his character and the
greatness of his service. He easily
takes his place alongside of Washing
ton and Lincoln, also men of clay,
but who lowered among the men of
their generation, although all three
were surrounded by men of great
+ parts and high attainments.
A Roosevelt Memorial? Certainly;
why not? 1t Is incumbent on us.
Such a man lives but once in a gen
GRAFTON and more. Such a character
1t is not given unto every generation
to memorabilia. Some succeeding
generation will do it if we fail; we
should do 1t for all succeeding gen
erations. If one person in any sue
ceeding generation shall be inspired
by our memorial to emulate him it
will be very worth while. q
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-25
Danish M. f. CHURCH.

Ole Nielsen, pastor.
Sunday services: The pastor will
speak in the morning at 10:45 and
also in the evening at 7:45.
Sunday school at noon and also at
$3.50.
The Epworth League will meet at
z o'clock.
During the Week.
Tuesday evening service at Scan
dinavian Mission in NeviNe street.
The mid-week service on Wednes-
day evening.
The choir rehearsal Friday even
ing. The Junior choir Will meet on
Saturday afternoon at 3 o'clock. The
confirmation class will meet on Sat
urday afternoon at 4 O'Clock.
The Ladies' Aid Society.
Thursday afternoon at 2 O'clock
the Ladies' Aid Society will meet with
Mr.. and Mrs. Olaf Johnson, $40 Mar
ket street.
The Sewing Circle.
On Tuesday evening the sewing Cir
Gle will meet in the church chapel.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-25
St. PETERS
CHURCH NOTES
Announcements for Tomorrow
and Music Program
Sunday, October &c, 1919.

SuIludN, oClODGT 20, 1919.
Holy Eucharist, 7:45, new time.
Morning prayer and M 1890.
Evening prayer and sermon, 1880.
the daylight saving arrangement the
evening services will be hereafter at
1880 instead OF 8 o'clock.
Tuesday, Feast of S. Simon and S.
Jude, Holy Eucharist 10 A. M.
Tuesday, 7:45, the Rector's Guild
will meet in the Parish House.
Friday, special meeting of the
Woman's Guild, 8 p. M.
Friday, evening prayer 1880.
Saturday, All Saints Day, Holy
Eucharist 10 A. NJ.
All services held in the new chapel
in the Parish House.
Morning Prayer 1890 A. NJ.
Professional Hymn-O NTSther Dear
Jerusalem ............ Materna
TIE Deum in A .......... Westbury
Litany Hymn-Savior, when in dust
to Thee ..........Spanish Chant
Hymn-Thy kingdom come, o Lord
Offertory anthem-Teach me, o Lord
occasional Hymn-Harl, Hark my
Evening Prayer 1890 p. Nj.
Professional Hymn heard q sound
of voices Patmos
Magnificent and Nunc Dimittis in G.
Terry
Hymn-O Paradise, o Paradise
Offertory anthem-Teach me, o Lord
Case
Recessional Hymn-Guide me, o
Thou great Jehovah IS. Oswald
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-25
SOUTH AMBOY
BIZ Special Correspondent,


SOUTH AMBOY, Oct. 24.-What is
the objectionable SIM" The ans
wer will be given at the Presbyterian
church on Sunday evening. This is the
subject of one of the leading photo
plays of the day which was shown in
the local playhouse Thursday night.
NJ. e. CHURCH
Sunday morning at ten-thirty the
subject for consideration will be Good
Literature" A special pre-
pared by the Methodist Book Concern
will be used at his service. The topic
for the sermon wil be The Library
Table"
In the evening the Service Flag will
be demobilized. Several persons will
take part in this service. There will
be special music and the subject fol
the evening will be "A Good Soldier
The regular weekly devotional
meeting of Epworth League will be
held on Tuesday evening. Topic "How
to use the Bible"
The regular mid week prayer SER
vice will be held on Wednesday in
stead of Thursday evening as beer
the custom in the past.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-25
st. Johns NJ. E.

Rev. A /. Iszard. pastor.
Glass meeting at 9:46 A. M.
Morning service and sermon by the
pastor, Rev. A. /. Iszard, at 1880 A.
M.
Sunday school at $3.50 P. NJ. H.
Nance superintendent.
Evening service at 1880 p. NJ.
Calvary NJ. f..
Rev. John X. Reeves pastor.
Sunday school at 9:45 A. NJ.
Morning service at 10:45 A. M.
$50 p. NJ, Epworth League meet
ing.
1880 P. NJ, song service. special
features; topic, The Foolish or
Wise"
First Baptist
Rev. A. w. Hand, pastor.
$3.50 A. NJ, Sunday school.
10:45 A. M, public worship and
preaching.
GAS P. NJ, B. Y. P. U.
1880 P. NJ, evening service and
PREACHING by the pastor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-25
NEWPORT
st. Nfary's Episcopal

st. Mary's Episcopal
Rev. B. D. Dagwell, rector.
Holy communion t 1880 A. NJ.
Morning service and sermon by the
rector at 10:45 A. NJ.
Church school at 10 A. NJ.
Evening service at 1880 p. M. AT
this service Harry States will speak.
Reformed
Rev. f. T. b. Reynolds. pastor.
$50 A. NJ, Sunday school and
Bible class.
10:45 A. M, service and sermon;
topic, What are You Seeking?"
1880 p. NJ, service and address by
Professor f. Howard Lloyd IN Am
ORGANIZATION"
Wednesday at 7:45 P. NJ, prayer
service; topic, Luke 5th chapter.
Saturday, November s. the Far and
Near Society will hold a cake sale in
the Sunday school oom from 8 to 5
z. NJ
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-25
OUR SAVIOR'S LUTHERAN.

State street. near Market. v. B.
Skov, and A L. Kreyling, pastors.
Danish service at 10 a M. Theme,
"The Greatest Gift of God"
! English service at II a. m. Theme,
THE Great Physician"
Sunday school at 2p. m.
Sunday school, BraEe venue 1870
p. m.
Danish service. T~ottenville 1880 p. M,
in Y. NJ. b. C. on Slaight avenue.
Meeting of voting members after
English service on Sunday.
Young Ladies' Sewing Circle on
Tuesday evening.
Sunday school teachers meeting
Wednesday evening.
Choir rehearsal Friday night.
Catechetical class Saturday morn
ing and Monday night.
Fords Lutheran Mission.
A L. Kreyling, pastor.
Sunday school at 8 p. m
Divine service at 1880 p. m. Theme,
The Best Friend You Ever Had"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-25
CHRISTIAN

Christian Science Society of Sewar-
en-, 80 Woodbridge avenue, holds
services on Sunday morning at Ii
O'Clock and testimony meeting every
Wednesday evening at 8. Sunday
morning all are invited.
ST. PAULiS EVANGELICAL.
st. Paul's Evangelical church, To-
Gated in First street, near Market
street.
Rev. Jacob Ganss, Phi. D., pastor.
Sunday services: Sunday school in
English at $50 a. m. and preaching
service in German at 1890 a m.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-25
ST. STEPHENS LUTHERAN

st. Stephens Danish Lutheran
Church notices follow:
Broad street near State. S. Kjaer,
pastor. l.,iS
Sunday School at $50 A. M.
Morning Service at 1890 o'clock.
The Young Peoples Society will
meet Wednesday at s p. M.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1919-05-15
NEVER WAsTEFUL IN SPEECH
One Thing at Least in Which the
American People Are Eeonom-
ical to a Degree.

The country as a whole has lost the
hang" of speaking English. Some
people proudly state that America is
no longer British colony, that she is
creating language Of her own, and,
to prove their independence they
make a practice of Incorporating into
our speech sounds without definite
edges. sounds trailing clouds Of mutt
tered murmurs, sounds of such eIe-
mental simplicity that they resemble
grunts. taken over from the speech of
persons who have come to us from all
non English-speaking countries of the
world. And, In their love of equality
and fraternity, these people refuse to
exceed the speech of those whose
simple needs are satisfied with a fru-
gal vocabulary; in this way they have
succeeded in cutting down their own
vocabulistic rations to the famine
point. Lavish, generous, wasteful in
other matters. the country has learned
to economic in sentence and syllable,
till 1t has reached genuinely demo-
cratic simplicity Of speech.-Henry
Dwight Sedgwick, In Yale Review.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1919-05-15
Wise Doctor.

For weeks she had been ailing. Al
last the poor husband willing TO as.
sumo the expense rather than suffer
the suspense summoned the eminent
physician.
Ihe doctor viewed her tongue with
alarm. He slandered the action of her
pulse. He asked all the questions In
the catechism of medical lore.
Sir said the eminent piIlfst. "your
wife needs change" The poor man
bowed his head in his hands and al
ioWed two large tear drops to race to
the UP of his nose and dive off.
what sort of a change, doctorY
Her poor nerves have finally given
way under the strain of listening TO
the same old talking machine records.
buy her some new ones and well soon
nave her on her feet" The man
nodded.
Then the great doctor left the un-
happy home, hurried to telephone
ana calling up the monograph place,
TOLD them to be on the look out for a
brokish looking man with
pale bald head who would besinI in
about one hour and out about SIS.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1919-05-15
ALL HUNGRY FOR CHOCOLATE
war Children ofFranee Actually Had
Never Tasted That Delight
full CORRECTION.

Children born in France since the
beginning of the war have tust made
a glorious discovery. They have
tasted chocolate. In a congested
quarter of Paris. writes an Associated
Press correspondent, a line stretching
Tor more than 100 yards waited a
chance to enter grocery store Four
policemen were keeping order among
the crowd and women were actually
struggling for place in the line.
What are they fighting fory" no.
Hceman was asked.
The store is selling a quarter of a
pound of chocolate to each one" re.
sponded the officer. "That is the rea.
son you see so many women bear.
ing their children In arms; they are
allowed half pound then"
The correspondent asked one of the
women who had with her a fine child
and was stubbornly holding her place
on the slippery, slushy sidewalk
she thought it was worth
while to risk pneumonia in order to
get half pound of chocolate.
you see," she replied, "this babv
has never yet tasted chocolate"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1919-05-15
Canadian Fisheries.

The total value of the produce of
Canadian fisheries during 1917 was
$52,312,O44. compared with S39, 2OS. 37S
In 1916 and $26,S60,7s0 in 1915. These
totals represent the marketed product
and have just been given out by the
Dominion fisheries department i'm its
annual report.
Canada possesses the most extern
siye fisheries in the world" says the
report. Those of Norway and the,
British isles alone dispute Canada's
supremacy. The fertility of Canadian
waters is indicated by the fact that
the entire catch of salmon, lobster,
herring, mackerel and sardines, nearly
all the paddock, and much of the cod,
hake and pollack, are taken within 10
or II miles of Shore"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1919-05-15
Transparent Mystery.

An Englishman returned from India
bringing native boy with him as q
servant. The boy knew nothing about
Ice, and one winter morning he came
running to his master with a large
piece from bucket in the yard.
Look. MASTER" he said, "what a
large piece of glass I have found"
His employer said it loked very wet
and jokingly told him to put it on the
back Of the stove to dry. He did so,
and presently came running back with
the partly melted ice in his hand.
Master, it's the queerest glass ever
saw. The more I dry it the wetter II
gets. Boston Transcript.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1919-05-15
Ieoerdemain.

Them city sharpers are a heap too
smart for us country jakes," admitted
the gent from Jimpson Junction. upon
his return from the Big Burg. ssTo be
on the safe side, before 1 started from
home 1 had a pocket made on the in
side OF my shirt, and put two $40
bills in 1t and sealed it up with court
plaster. And I'll be Johnbrowned IL
somewhere along the line somebody
didn't steal my $40. slick and clean
And what fumigates me is how I'm
tunkett they got my shirt off and put
1t back on again without removing INV
coat and vest or even giving me .
hint OF 1t !-Kansas City Star.