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The Cordova daily times. [volume] (Cordova, Alaska) 1914-1947, 1919-04-23
her DEATH Sister Aloysius was the
founder of the hospital at Seward.

her death. Sister Aloysius was the
founder of the hospital at Seward.
There will be no Bible class at the
Presbyterian manse tonight.
Master billie" Fields is the latest
victom to come under the quarantine
regulations.
A. V. Tyler and wife left yesterday
for Valdez, where they will make
their future home.
Bishop Rowe, who has spent the
past ten days in Cordova, departed on
yesterdays boat for Anchorage.
Miss May Neff, who has been visit
ing her sister, Mrs. Arthur Bringdale,
left for Anchorage on yesterdays
boat.
E. M. Bates came down from Chit.
ina today to meet his wife who re-
turned from the states on the last
boat.
Excellent change of pictures to-
night at the Empress theatre at
o'clock sharp, including a Hearst
Pathe News.
The Admiral Farragut arrived from
the westward this afternoon and
sailed again for Seattle with the fol
lowing passengers from here: Mrs. w.
A. Brown, Mrs. Clara Potts and
The Cordova daily times. [volume] (Cordova, Alaska) 1914-1947, 1919-04-23
INTERIOR PRISONERS
BROUGHT TO CORDOVA

H. R. Tull, deputy marshal, and
Martin Knuppe, guard, arrived in
town on todays train from Fairbanks,
with two prisoners and an insane man
whom they are taking outside. c. B.
Sweeney and John Lazavich, each
sentenced to eighteen months for
grand larceny are on their way to
McNeils island penitentary and
Andrew Simon, Kyukuk native, will
be placed in a sanitarium near
Portland.
The Cordova daily times. [volume] (Cordova, Alaska) 1914-1947, 1919-04-23
THOSE WHO BOOKED
PASSAGE FOR WESTWARD

PASSAGE FOR WESTWARD
The following passengers left on the
steamer Alaska for westward ports:
Ben Gund, j. G. Underwood, C. N.
Keane, c. w. Jacobson, Charles Muir
ray, Mrs. Chauncey Peterson, Mrs. E..
Ashton, Bishop Rowo, J. A. Hafer, M.
C. Mccain, D. c. Sergeant, Miss May
Neff, Gus Cozokas for Anchorage;
Mrs. c. Larson, G. N Pring, Ben Rich
ardson, Harvey Slavins for Seward;
Glen Mustard, Ira McCord, A. V. Tyler
and wife, Andrew Nelson for Valdez.
The Cordova daily times. [volume] (Cordova, Alaska) 1914-1947, 1919-04-23

daughtre, Freddie Fairman, William
J. Truckey, Ed. Patzold.
d. C. Sergeant, inspector of explo-
sives, went to the westward on yes
terday's boat.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-05-03
Declaraciones de Foch|

Ell Mariscal Foch, interviuva-
do por un periodista norteameri-
cano, ha contestado por escrito
La pregunta era Ia siguiente;
/ como Sc habia portado el ej6r-
cito en- los campos de batalla?
Ell artc dc la guerra-ha res
pondido Foch-s6lo puedc apren
derse con la experiencia; cl mas
valeroso ejercito, precisamente
a causa de sus mobiles scntimien-
tos paga caro- su entusiasno y
tarda bastante tempo en- COM
prenderlo. Ell nlagnifico impul-
so del ejercito frances de 1914
y del ejercito britanico asi como
ell valor del ejercito norteameri-
cano del 1916 son una den3ostra-
cion de clio. Ell ejercito norte-
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-05-03

dia haber duplicado cl impuesto
ly con este hubieramOs tenilo hoy
que ell alcohol estarfa preponderan
do al tesOro mds de cu0tT0 milo
ncs de pesos que con POGO mas es-
ia sola industrial cubriria el presu
puesto Insular. los otros ingre.
SOS pOdian entonces destinarse pa
ia atender Il las escuelas, crear
hogares, para los pobres campesi-
nos que ell la actualidad tienen
en- sushOmbros una cruz de Ioloro
sa miseria.
/ Ha debido matarse ell yicio, pero
nunca la industrial, matar la nues
Itra para darle vida las de fuera
carecicndo de ley.
Nunca he sido partidario del
Ivicio, pera jamas he de contribuir
Il que hi pals pierda las pocas in
dustrias que tiene.
Ahora Sc quiere indirectamen-
tie aplastar nuestros azdcares. dan
dole vida a los de otros mercados V
debemos estar ell guardia y evitar
lotro desastre como el de la proMbi
Ici6n que cstd rercntando q! pals.
Scamos frances Ell honor la
iverdad, y yer como al trayes de
las caretas, Sc amparan los hip6cri
tas de la redenci0n.
Joaquin del Llano DR..
San Juan, Abril, 80, 1919.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-05-03
La Prohibition FIunde al Pals

milo pordue con la prohibition ya
no hay locos?
Oh !, est cs atroz, la Prohibition,
mo ha matado el yicio IL lilo mata.
ra ! pues en- la aetualidad Sc sigue
tomandO bebidas alcoholics que
en- verdad estan 1estruyendo los
1organismos de los que 10 usan y ell
cambio antes no era ofensiya la
bebida como 10 esta siendo en- la ac
tualidad.
La prohibition 10 que ha hecho
es matdr una induStriG del pals
ly sus cOnsecuencias sc estan sin
tiendo por ell estado economico ac
tual.
Yo acuso, no al pueblo que con
su voto POGO meditado Sc lanz6 ell
la cOriente de unos cuantos hip0
critas a los que POGO importa que
LA isla sc hunda. -.
YO acuso, a los directories de la
opinion publica, que no cjcrcieron
a tempo el trabajo que dcbi6 rea-
lizarse para evitar este desastre.
Si el alcohol era usado con exec
so, ha debido precaverse el rene
dio, no haber permitido matar co
mo sc hamatado Ia industrial del
!alcohol y a miles de pequeIas in
dustrias que al amparo de su he.
goeio legal vivian Ia vida conner
Icial.
/ La industria del alcohol proper
Icionaba al pueblo de Puerto Rico
d0smili0nes q pioo dc d6lGrcs, que
era una fuente dc ingreso formi-
Idable y que la sombra de esta
poderosa industria el pals st podia
Cescnsenvolyer mejor, sin teiler la
necesidad q. habra cue hacer aho-
IA de apretar al contribuyente y
al comercio para que stos aprie-
ten al pobre. Quierc dccir que 81
sc dcsaba aminOrar el consume
lara el uso del vicio, bien sc po-
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-05-03
D0adc estdn q qWiencs Son.

. = !
Cuando clnpezaron acOnsiderar
zen ell Congreso de los Estados
t, Unidos la nueva cas.tG 6rgdnic0
que hoy nos rige, conocida POI
iActa Jones, una sociedad de In,
temperance, como hay muclas en-
este mundo, que por amor. no Sc
Ique hacen la carload q palOs, inter
cedi0 para q. la industrial del alec
hol en- Puerto Rico, sufriera un
golpe de muerte, y al fin pudieron
ilogralo, apoyados en- una propa-
ganda reaccionaria.
La IntemperdnSG esta integrada
por variOs misioneros protestan-
tes dc los Estados Unidos quienes
Sc empefaron en- esta Obra, que
len la actualidad esta hundiendo
al pals porque ha matado una de
las principales industrias que en-
riquccia las areas de nucstro te
sorO Y cubria Ia mayor canridad
de nuestros presupuestos.
la alcgaci6n de Ia dichosa latem
lpcran:a era evitar que el alcohol
sc consumiera, porque este resul-
taba un yeneno que amparaba el
Iyicio y el crimen.
81 este era el obiet ahora pre-
guntamos:
5Sc ha dejado de usar cl alcohol
y va no Sc toma?
+ SSc ven o no Sc ven pcrsonas en-
briagadas en- toda la isla?
Z LA prohibition ha logrado su
principal objeto?
/. :Cual de los licores es mas ofen
sivo al organismo; el ron primiti-
vo o el maalagueta Y el cdhrerito
dc ahora?
I :Se ha critado el crimen o SC
ha matado el NAL de raiz?
;Podrin los intemperantes de-
cir 81 Sc ha clausurado eli manico-
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-05-03

Estableclmlento cosuido exproeso condico
santarasLa mas compea d'taci6n Ell la lsa de apa
Instrumental moerno de utidad para el ira
cetihco de todas las Intermediates curabes
rF las mas repnadas prfscrp'i"ne' medso qnlr'rseas
se;vIc'oA Asi@enea tacutatvs DE- primer 6roen-unerpo
papdio residente el Sanat0rjo
Sc Rdmen trataminto enfermos de rago de otre
xo pidendo Sc aendid" por propios ned'e-s p"r
9> de ID Sociedsi
Departamentos especaes aislai9s para senoras
Consultas ell Sanatoo por Ell Dr. Don Julio RarreMO,
particares, le de Ia arde los dias aborahles
o'r,mco'"s $looo-Consu'ta simple $500
Oleraeones traan;cnos cSpeciales Hire,
hidroel+crcos adjperapicos masajes, Kayo *, Fulgu
E"e@n etc, prseoe egntatyamente eonveneionsles
Gafael Cordero 1872
San Juan.
Eo6eio eonstruio al oaeo posdo de Jos eiemsntos
tsssros A'epdd los de Ia sociedad fuera
de las de de facu,tativo. ua-dia de urno
'''' '' GIsS PERsoSAl. 't rIENri1co< II ,S11is
r~ror tr' Sanatorio: DIR Don Julio sarre'sa
CerslIt6 teaeraI Sauatorio-Parsta 3!-fiatu Rey de
.ssrie. todos los d(aS !aborahies
Director lei ionsuEiogio Or Don Manuel Queveto 3ars
Cnnsnta ''enera ,onsutoro de 51a de Ia tarde los
an"rabts =! a l2 de la as dtas
Cirnefs General Dr. Con Rafael veez Lopez
Con~na Er el cunNtoro de 2H tarde. los abo-
oles Fn 4' sanar"r'o perf"'r> ie II. II de Ia a"a'
Espeeas1s pt,t Mr.. i"a." y H"rvanras -Ds Don
a IT, MoIina de u Perry s1srs
Consnta: En- e c"nsn,rN s;a tarn,, los Ia
horahies Fin el Sanatorib, de ai
los dfas lahorai|eS
MiIiros Tnteruoe en- .l Saoarur,"
Or. Don Manuel Tayfa.
DR. Don Manuel Cortes.
Cirugfa Dental: DR.. Don Lorenzo R. Noa
Consulta ODonell, No 10 (Plszuels Co6n) de tar
de- los dias lahorables.
PrAccantes: Don Enrique Fern&EoeA
!" Jose Duchepy,
- Nicolas Gonzalez
lsistencia facultava secundada efcAznnte por l6 FIJI
jas de Ia Carload Nurses Ttuadas de comples spud prke
tca continue arga experiencis
socios de nnmero eventuales s6lo pagan ~ 80
mes teniendo derecho aenddos cuslouiers de
bos Estabcmentos al presentar e umo recibo cobradc
ln.yS Do rfndo
San Juan, P. r. San Juan, r. r.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-05-03
Sc VENDE

Casa de 2 plantas. Cafe 'Mar.
garita", Plaza 'Degetau", Pom
ce.
Gran opOrtunidad para capi.
talistas que deseen invertir di.
nero en- negocio seguro. Infor.
ma,
GENARO CINTRON.
Casa comercial Enrique Acos.
ia Lopez, Rio Piedras.
,Advt.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1919-05-03

lmericano asimilose rapidisima-
9ente los conocimientos del arte
de la guerra gracias a la alta in
teligeacia de su Estado Mayor
que supo aprovechar todos los
conocimientos Gle las excelentes
uniyersidades y dc la grandiosa
Industrial de su pals.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08
Public Opinion
FOR A PROGRESSIVE CITY

-
EDITOR EVENING NEWS:
II o continue to hammer away
in your editorial column as you have,
Perth may eventually be rewarded
with a city plan. We're right there
when it zones to national issues such
as Red Cross, Liberty Loan, war
works, etc. We always go over the
top"
Perth is what 1t calls itself, a pace
making city. This statement needs
no explanation. Where is there a city
Of this size with so. many hotels Of
all classes, restaurants with all night
service, churches of all denomina-
tons, number of fire companies,
schools, stores of all kinds, manufac-
lures Of all kinds, as well paved
streets, as few cops for the proper
ton Of population, as many banks
(although none of them are wild
enough to stay open after s o'clock,
as many big buildings or progressive
individual firms of all kinds or as
rotten a transportation system as we
are forced to put up with?
Your fight for a city plan, especial
~ In reference to transportation, is
something worth while for the COM
mon citizen to back to the limit.
The corporation with their public
be damned" principle. and Perth's
thank you for allowing me to be
damned" have made Perth the joke
of this section.
Most all trains which pass through
this city stop al Matawan. q city Cd
of less than fifteen hundred (1500)
because three tracks cross each other
there.
The traffic to and from Perth Is
~greater than Matawan eve will be.
| We have three railroads. one ferry
Otis mostly referred to in profane)
land are the terminal of at least six
(6) trolley lines.
Don't you think that II we were to
Isuggest unless the railroad. both {.
r. r. and p. r. r., find it convenient
to stop at Perth we could use the
privileges granted to US and request
our Board of Aldermen to request
the railroad to either elevate or de-
lpress their tracks?
AS far as the trolleys are concern
ed, when their franchise granting
them Ave cen fares can be altered to
suit themselves, what chance do we
stand?
Yours for a progressive Perth,
JACK WESTWOOD.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

of ~leniency for the Hun and arguing
that We should let bygones be by
cones, 1t might be well to remem-
Der one or two things about kultur.
An American officer tells this true in
cident of today in Over the Top:
A Red Cross nurse entered a street
car in London. She was accompanied
by a British Army officer. After
they were seated the officer took a
clean handkerchief from his pocket
and carefully wiped the nurses nose
for her, as she seemed to have a cold
in the head. The other passengers
snickered and giggled and nudged
each other. The Army officer looked
angrily around the car and silenced
the gigglers.
THE next time you laugh" said the
officer. wait until you have some
thing funny to laugh at. This lady's
arms are artificial and she has not yet
learned the use of them. The Boches
hacked off her arms because she was
carrying water to the British wound
ed. They completed the job by cut
ting out her tongue"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

WASHINGTON, d. G., May g.
Budapest. objective of the RumAnian
advance into Hungary, famed Tor Us
Incompatible night life. before 1t SUI
fered the rigors OF war. ~outbursts OF
anarchy, and infection by B~olshevism.
Is the subject of a bulletin from the
National Geographic Society.
G.. Townley-Fullman. In a commu
nication to The Society, vvidly ue-
scribes the pre-war gayeties OF tne
Magyars and tells something OF tneir
temperament as follows:
'Tt IL 10 o'clock in Budapest Thea-
tiers and opera, music halls and cares
restaurants. and casinos are packed,
for the serious business of the day has
begun. To find an empty place one
must go into the brilliantly Lighted
streets or go hon Q. From now until
long sfter dawn has broken over Buda
fortress. on the other side, the easy
going. improvident Magyar of h city
Is immersed In affairs which will not
wait.
HE who never goes to bed and gets
up at seven In the morning: never
has monsy and spends Ii royalty;
never puts OF till tomorrow what he
hopes some n may be induced to
do for him next week; whose Ideas OF
time are rather Oriental than Cen
trail European; who makes haste. In
other matters, with caution n FORE
bodings. Is guilty of much. but never
OF ~negieoting his urgent private at
fairs.
Budapest Is. after ell, what Ma
ture and the Magyar have made her.
But to comprehend her. to come Into
intimate touch with the wonder OF
things Magyar. 1t Is not enough TO un-
derstand the architect and all for
which he stands. The city OF the Mag
vars has her own secret: she may be
experienced. but not described.
Never was a people more addicted
to philosophy than this people-phil-
osophy frankly T~eutonic. Never was
o people more prone to appeal to the
sedativs properties OF half-bricks. 1t
would be dificuit to ind a race more
fitted to govern, and impossible to
one less able.
THE true Magyar would scorn to
bear false witness against his neigh
borI he does not steal: he cannot
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08
MAKE YOUR SAYINGS WORK FOR YOU
'sTo save is to have

'sTo save 81 to have"
There never was a truer phrase written than this one. 1t tells In
five words just exactly what thrift means.
The organizations promoting the sales of Victory Bonds are u.s.
ing this phrase extensively in their advertising. They are pounding
its truth to hundreds Of thousands of people who have never hereto
fore given much thought to the matter. AS a result of this advertls-
ing campaign it is safe to say that enormous numbers of Americans are
now laying something aside from week to week who never before did
anything of the kind.
To save is to have. TO have is TO be able to do things when you
want to do them or when it becomes necessary to do them. To have
is to know that you can face the future, with all its possibilities of lost
jobs, sickness and everything else, with the utmost confidence.
That's where the Victory Bonds are such a great thing for the
small investor. These bonds enable a man to put his fifty or a hundred
dollars in an absolutely secure investment and to get a good rate OF in
terest O his savings. There's no easier, better method on earth of
saving, having and making what you have earn money for you than to
buy Victory Bonds.
Save and have.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

easier to get married than It is to
stay married.
Liquor is a bad thing in mani ways.
But we want to say right here that
nagging has broken up more homes
than booze.
If a girl is as homely as a zig-zag
fence the good-looking girls of her &C
quaintance are always talking about
what a sweet girl she Is because they
know she offers no competition.
No man was ever SC weak and
spineless that he couldn't get the bet
ter of his conscience in an endurance
contest.
Experiece Is q wonderful thing. A
widow of IS knows more than In old
maid of S8.
Once upon a time there was a H.
year-old Prinsess who didn't sass her
mother and say nasty things to her
But she was too old-fashioned for this
world and she died.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

This is a free country, and that is one reason why food grown here
costs more at home than it costs the French after paying freight across
the Atlantic.
One reason why our manufacturers are not anxious to develop
markets in South America is because there is apparently no limit to
the sucker crop at home.
lift is righteous for a nation to fight for a prize, why ism it right
eous for two bruisers to fight with gloves for a prizef
Government control OF cables may have kept some truth from US
but 1t doubtless kept more fiction from u
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08
DAILY Hon 0ScObe
The stars incline but do not compel
Friday, May 0, 1919. 3

The stars incline but do not compel.
Friday, May 0, 1919.
Copyright. 1919. by the Mcclure
Newspaper syndicate.)
Activities of various sorts should be
encouraged this day. according to as
trology. Jupiter. the Sun and Mars
are all In benefic aspect.
During this planetary government 1t
1t wise to start enterprises that mean
growth and development in large Gen.
tiers.
Initiative in whatever win benefit
military organization Is subject to the
best possible direction.
Commerce and trade under q sway
making for the constant enlargement
of territory and increase of revenue.
The stars seem to presage great gen.
eral enterprise that insures prosper
ity.
This should be a propitious time to
enlist capital DIT influence in n pro-
ject, for the planets are believed In
and to stimulate enterprise.
1t should be a lucky day for seeking
employment or asking support In any
venture.
Those who desire political prefer
ment should not be idle while this
configuration prevails.
Fair fortune is presaged for SOL
ulerS ana Marines under this sway. III
is a time when just claims should be
accorded with interest.
The summer should be favorable to
military matters. The United States
army Is subject to conditions in every
way fortunate, according to ~astrology.
The planets supposed to govern
commercial conditions are read as
foreshadowing a great revival of bust
ness In the Middle West and this will
extend to the Eastern and Middle
States by early autumn.
Girls are subject to q rule making
for extremes In conduct. They may
antagonize men by business competi-
ton and they may attract them tn
coquetry and both these tendencies
will be much criticised in the coming
months, the seers predict.
Persons whose birthdate It IL have
the augury OF success IN the coming
year.. Money and influence should in
crease. 1t Is an suspicious time to
begin new enterprises.
Children born ON this day are likely
to be hasty and impulsiva. but brave
and heroic. These subjects of Tarus
gain fame In positions or authority
Boys are usually good soldiers.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08
Walt Mason's Ripping Rhymes
THE WAGON

In the past I've begged the boozers to get on the cart and ridei
1 have cried, "Oh, picked snoozers, have some decency and pridel
Why forever have a jag on, why be soused for evermore? Come
and mount the water wagon, I beseech aud I implore!" Now I
need no longer worry DER their folly and disgrace; they must ride
on that old surrey, for t is a grounding case. Soon the Rum Holes
will be closing, and no sot may saunter in, there to spend the long
hours dosing his old works with Holland gin. Soon all barkeeps
must be quilting and no shall thirsty jakes help themselves
to birthstone bitters till they count their private snakes. So I don't
denomce the dragon till the week.-mrs. out of plumb, for all men
must ride the wagon in the h happy days to come. / am done with
fiery preaching, pointing out the drunkard's doom. done with beg
ging and beseeching when a friend has nose aboom. 1 don't roast
the trimming fagon. roast the wicker demijohn, for all men must
ride the wagon, and the time for talk is gone. There is no such
thing as choosing, though the soak be hot and sorei there has
come a n end of BOOKING, and the wagons at the door.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

curss. nor does he work on the sew
anth day. nor indeed on any o.u
The other commandments take uS
sThese things may not be oui,e
convincing. But when we applos
the question OF tribute, the renoe no,
unto Caesar of things which are Us
from his purely a~ccidently western
environment and Is again In h tents
rake a typical. concrete. everyday
Instance 90 into o cafe n oroSr =
glass of milk, the nominal value =
which may be Is kreuzers- Pernaps
the waiter will bring It. perhaps ne
win forget. be
hr,nga n The waiter, also the boy
VII loads your table with yesterday
naners. also the man who swoops up
on YOUR hat, also the Gypsy who pou,s
ont his soul in alleged music TOT MS
ov-n satisfaction-and he Is easily sat
sfed-also the disguised Marquis
WIN to wander in you direco
ton. all must be appeased. onuer y"
kreuzers you cannot well escape. -.
This, then, is III happy.go-iueSs
Magyar OF the City BeautlIu,,
m~ercurial citizen who ives by chsnce.
who will stake his all and much OF
yours on the turn of a card or the
sneed Of a horse. to whom life is
.masouerade OF the gods and suicide
no crime. whose business Is pleasure.
who will one day infaliibly De ricn
nv fhe turn of a lottery wheel. rms
is the strange anomaly VINO woeia
fight for q woman In this worio oravs
heaven In the next. but who would
work for neither in n world or any
circumstances whatever.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08
Our Joe Miller Contest.

Frank Z. Smith, of Chicago, ILL.,,
claims hat the oldest joke Is the
about the teacher who was instruct
ing a grammar class. IAN abstract
noun" said the Teachers, sis the name
of something you can think Of but
not touch. Now, Tommy. can you
give me an example of an abstract
noun?" "Yessim." replied Tommy. IA
red-hot poker Is an abstract noun."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

sss,r,,r reyers And Common Sense
ia man or woman feels heavy. dull
languid. iazy-lacking ia ambitlon ana
energyIlnstesd Of sivYng up a Il mors
sensible to take q good. Wholesome
physic Biiiousness sick headacns, sou
stomach. gas. bloating; coated "a to Fs,sy
= tic Tablets. 3. b. Harvard. Una
SnIaa6 Ga. writes: Il ind Foley, cathar-
tic 1rabiets give me quicker RELIEF than
ANYTHING I ever tried" Sold EVERY
where.-Adv.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08
Haw, Haw!

at see that the Jury has awarded
that woman $40, 1000" said man who
was sued for breach of promise.
YES" replied his lawyer. You
must remember that contempt of
counting comes high"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08
Watch Us Grow,

We learn that two new members
have Joined the Proctorville. Ohio.
branch of the Club. Joe Bloer runs the
bellows at Dement'S shop and Jim
Crackcorn has a wooden leg with
which to do the cracking.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

This spring sure makes a fellow fret.
We sure have funny weather;
The Coal Man and tho Ice Maj get
A chance to work together.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-05-08

Our old frienl John Mugavin asked
us the other day to give him an Off
hand definition OF genius. And we
replied that genius was a kind OF q
half way station between the poor
house inc the mad house.