The sun., 1919-02-02
Refined Laughter Results.

Well. every body let out a refined
laugh. But when 1t was seen that the
slash extended from her elbow clear
up to where her vaccination mark would
have been IL she hadn't been addicted
TO evening gowns, sympathy became
general among the men at her table.
and several magnums were ordered for
curative purposes.
The young woman bore up bravely.
She made less of fuss over the matter
than James Montgomery FTagg did as
one OF the Judges who awarded the
golden apple which stuart Travis de-
signed one day while inspired by paint
ing one OF his still life groups of dried
fruit. Jimmy, who appeared to be still
a boy despite the gray wig OF Patrick
Henry. had n fr'ghtful quarrel over the
beauty award with the other judges.
They were Harrison Fisher, Howard
Chandler Christy and Penhyrn Stanlaws
and. bravely disregarding what hap
pened to Paris OF Troy, they were will
ing to tempt fate by picking the most
lustrous damsel at the ball. But they
ran into a snag in Jimmy. who voted
for a certain girl that he was secretly
planning to star in his next Aim comedy.
The three others were all agreed on
another candidate. so they took Jimmy
TO the little white room upstairs in the
+ nope OF plying MIN WIN dLe anu
making him reasonable.
Listen here. kid said Harrison
Fisher.
You've picked a lemon this time. bo."
said Howard Chandler.
Jaw. tell 1t to the marines said
Jimmy. He started downstairs again.
| but they dragged him back. Jimmy
waited until every other hand at the
bar was busy cropping in pockets for
| change and broke away. They went
after him, wrangling every third step
OF the way, till finally when they reached
| the floor Jimmy told them there's one
every minute" and got real mad.
Jimmy FIaxE Says Gosh Darn"
! "Aw. gosh darn IT." he said-others
| nearby heard and repeated il. "Aw.
! gosh darn IL, Here, Paula. you take
the apple and give it away 10 charity -
! And Jimmy fired the apple right at
| Paula Mahtsuer Paula Is CHASTITY
| tielder-her average is absolute zero.
She muffed the apple and il fell into
/ the hands OF Miss Edith Hyde. standing
three feet and a half away.
What could the poor judges do? They
had to remember they were gentlemen
as well as artists. And Edith besides
being very pretty. was appropriately at
1 tired in a Chinese robe Of silver and
lace. said TO be OF the twenty-hfth CEN
| fury in date. So the judges let her have
! the apple. rather than create a scene.
And Edith. who is %, brunette, height
! feet inches. color Of eyes blue-gray
| residence not given. fathers occupation
I that Of artist, was told by Howard
| Chandler Christy to keep the apple,
though she protested there were other
| girls there more entitled to be called
the chief rival OF Venus in Manhattan.
| The Bronx and points on the Long Isl
and Railroad
The judges missed the pageant. in
which Nine. Lubowska was carried in
| a sedan at the head OF a procession that
ended with gypsy caravan on futuris-
tic lines and !nc.fded a donkey who was
| The envy OF many, because he carried a
dancer-Oh. some dancer
The Judges also didn't see much Of
the dancing by Evan Burrows Fontaine.
! during which she illustrated the manner
! in which the Egyptians did the breast
| stroke whenever the Nile overlooked into
, the family vestbule. Her costume was
! Of that diaphanous texture which gave
. the Pharaoh family a wide reputation.
and at one point Miss Fontaine posed
herself in front of a powerful spotlight.
so that number OF men developed seri-
Gus eye trouble looking straight at Il.
Among Those Present.
! But those who did view these things in
cludsi Mrs Oliver Hartman. Mrs.
Robert Morris Phillips, Rolt Wheeler,
Mrs. H. F. Lanthier. Louis q. Kaufman,
E D. Anderson. Madeline Hoffman,.
Betty Browne. Mary Eaton. June Ell
vidge Katherine Perry. Cissis Hay den.
Al Hickson and Joan. who Is currently
reported to bear somewhat the same re-
lauon 70 Greenwich Village that Jean
dare did TO France.
Others who held tables were: Harry
Payne Whitney. Arthur Garfield Hayes.
Harry Content. Charles Spl!tdorY Mrs.
Hugh Reisinger, Oscar q. Hemingway,
J. {. Sprague and Robert f. Conkl.n.
| There were lots more worth mention
ing who kept on dancing to the music
OF two sections OF an orchestra, one OF
which was said 20 be composed OF
,Czecho-Slovaks and the oth~r OF Jugo-
Slavs.
And Ss the morning poured rs glory
upon Brownsville. Il LOGGED as IL the
nlerrymakers intended TO dance until
thew had fat feet