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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05
Americans in French
Army Who Volunteered,
to be Freed Upon Request

Washington, Feb. 5.-The French
minister of war has officially noti-
field the State Department that all
in the French army who
for the duration of the
war will be discharged upon their
request.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05
Moscow Soviets Call
to Colors Men Betweeg
Ages Of 29 and As
BY Associated Press

HeIsingfors. Feb. 5.-A decree is
sued by the Central Soviet OF Mos
between the ages of 20 and 45 years.
The men will be ordered to prosecute
the war in case the PROPOSAL confer
ence on the Island of Pxtnkipo falls.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05

To cash from sinking fupd
earnings '............ 6sS6 O6
10 70 cash cash from Bank Loan; 100000
bond ............ 202.30
To cash Refunds ale Inter-
County Bridge Repairs. 45421
To cash Refunds Insurance
Premiums and Lunacy
Commissions ........... 15s.42
To cash Sundry Items -. 45.95
To transfer from Return
- Tax Funds. ............ 1.2O4.2s
To transfer from Redemp-
tion Fund .............. 1859
To transfer from Lyons
willie Bridge Reserve. -. is, 900. 90
To transfer from Little
Wiconisco Bridge Re-
serve .................. 2,4370O
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05
Warrants cashed by Treas
L l1.1A
COUNTY GENERAL FUND

urer ................s. 76,113.38
COUNTY GENERAL FUND
To cash on hand January
7th, 1918 .Sl521S9.24
To cash from county taxes. S56.O52.75
10 arsS rsS" tax ............. s6,e54.e2
To cash from liquor licenses $4,000
To cash from treasurer
interest on deposits..... 2.202.00
10 tax rSS receipts 1918. .:..... 7.2ss.5o
To cash from commissioners
support of insane..... 2,729.77
To cash from commissioners
ale fines 80. 12.UO
To cash from commissioners
sale of material. ....:. 51O.5S
To cash from detective IL
censes :,.;;.. HO'VV
To cash from II. F. Holler,
rToesce"fes 1si7 e%cess fees ....... 4.9sO.s5
To cash from 9. 10. Pass
Prothonotary, fines 3.S39.00
r1 1Prothonotary, EoIn costs -. s.451.ss
To cash from G. E. Pass
Prothonotary, jury fees. 128.00
To cash from j. p. Lentz-
Recorder. one-half 1917
excess fees ............ 6.e2e.z1
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05

Frank Kebart. Helvetia-
Stephen Bedrzyski. Philadeiphfas
Michael j. Ktefer, Mount Carmel
Bert Andrew Bowers, Kane.
Harry Daley. Pittsburgh.
Thomas ]. Dawson, Philadelphia
Andrew Ad II; Degutis. Priceburg,
John Hodrick, Mount Carmel.
Boske N. Ivanevich, Slovan.
samuel Clark, Elizabeth.
George w. Dakin, McKeesport
eugene j. Donahue, Erie.
Emedio Dorizao, Grindstone.
Walrey Malichovsky, Bridgeport
Gerald j. Maloney, Erie.
WOUNDED tDEGREE UNDETER.>
MINEDO
COrporals
j9hn j. Kane, X. L. D. 1, RUNNER
Albert Finch. Scranton.
field. -
William o. Jones, Pittsburgh.
Koger G. Kiscaddin. Lebanon.
Melvin $. Lefever York
Joseph B. Yadouga, Scranton.
Privates
Felix's Lis, Donora.
Mike Wandishrh, Treskoiw
Thomas John Mahaffy, PHILADELPHIA
Andrew e, Meehan,. Freeland.
Harry E. Stormer, Brooklyn.
Fred E. Watts, lola
'Charles E. Penrod, South ForS
delphia.
Benny Podua, Scranton.
VI hlenl, In1laQelpnlH-
Joseph Sempeto, Reading.
Alexander Skrocki, Philadelphia
Charles Watson, Lancaster.
Fred Market, Philadelphia
Weedville.
William C. Rhubright. shoemakers-
cloyd R. 'Romig, R. F. D. /. Nc
David H. scheirer, Hokendauqua.
Brittian w. Smith, Elysburg.
Albert Stenstrom, Erie.
BENJAMIN Franklin Stoudt, Reading.
John j. Wodzinsky. Carnegie.
George Russell Tschop. York.
WOUNDED SLIGHTLY
Sergeants
dale.
Elmer Alexander Kirkstein, Pitts
burgh.
Francis C. McFarlin, Grafton.
Frank Wills, Hazleton.
COrpOrals
preston r. Johns. Mayport-
Andrew Latzy, Terract.
Martin Michael, Philadelphia
Louis Theo. Muller, Philadelphia
BuSler
Lawson Johnson, Altoona
Privatcs
Curtis A. Dunkelberger, Snyder-
town.
Albert Dunn, Cuddy.
Mike P. McClain, Philadelphia
John Pakish, Charleroi.
Carl p. Priest. Johnstown.
William Joseph Walton, Philadel-
pffia.
George D. Williams. West Chester.
James w. Yates, Lebanon.
Michael Migoni, Lancaster.
Robert Vincent Mulinari, Dormont.
Tony Tabasco, Philadelphia.
Archie L. Tanner, Hallstead.
Martin Pabesen, Braddock.
Chris Wellington Rimbaugh, Els
worth
Frank Semi. Koppel.
Earl M. Reinert, r. F. D. 2. Boyer-
Emmett w. McFadden. Brookdale.
Joseph Rotell, Archibald.
Andrew s. Rusnock. Beaverbrook
Lynn Henry Schroding, Port Car
bon.
Arthur w. Schumacher, Rolfe.
Alfred e. Shoemaker, Waynesboro.
Edward A. Wills, Loretto.
Arthur L. Manley, Fullerton,
Fred L. Market, Waupum.
Elmer L. Marshall, New Brighton.
William ]. O'Malley, Pittston.
Albert p. Poag, Philadelphia.
George r. Roth, Philadelphia.
Edwin NJ. Marsteller, r. f. D. 2,
Boyertown.
Felix J. Semasko. Pittsburgh.
Albert IT. Willman, Pittsburgh.
Joseph Mancuso. South Carbondale.
Hubert r. O'Malley, Carrick.
Anthony Ponteriero, Pittston.
Joseph Stornable, Scranton.
Joseph Yakubisin. McAdoo.
Joseph Zyska. Lee.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05
$7.7s2.29 $2,O57.s2

NOTE &C"
Item S-23 is made up as follows:
Borrowed money, interest
and revenue stamps -. $10122.OO
Various refunds, overpaid
county taxes, etc, ...... 134.61
Commissioners convention
expenses go. ......;..: 1855
Viewers, re: land for school
purposes-city .......... 1O5.oo
Expenses of Chas. E. Wal
mer, taking INDECENT SOL
dier to New York ....... 37O5
Expenses of J..E. Davies,
conference re: coal as
sessment ...... ........ 1928
Boyd's directories .. 585O
Compensation insurance 49.38
Repairs to clock, carpet
and chairs -: ........ 1929
Hauling coal and ashes -. 3O.25
Extra labor .............. 31.7O
Flags ,......... ...,....... 1000
Supervisors convention ex-
penses go. .......... 1928
miscellaneous ....'....... 140.3l
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05
$653,212.s9

BY commission
ers' warrants
paid by Treas
urer ........ .$333.s41.s5
BY Directors of
the Poors' war;
rants in excess
of receipts.... Ss,ss7.ss
BY Prison In
spectors' war
rants in excess
of receipts -. 32,115.O6
BY transfer to
outst n Ing
warrant fund
ale 1918 $50. 1858
BY transfer to
outst n d ng
warrant fund
ale 1917 ..... 11.8S
BY reserve for
Mothers AS
sistance Fund. 3.S44.9S 4ss,601.2S
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05

Total bonded debt ...... s299, 900. 90
Less value of sinking funds 198,491.S0
Net bonded debt ........s1OO, sos. 20
FINANCIAL STATEMENT
RESOURCES
Court House and grounds. .$340, 900. 90
Prison buildings. fixtures
and grounds ........... 10000. 90
Almshouse, buildings and
fund ................ 218,611.71
Outstanding county tax 33,09S.47
Outstanding personal prop
Value of sinking funds -. 19S.4s1.SO
Jacob Eckinger, Coroner,
surcharge in 1917 -..... 2,172.S4
John II. Peck, Assessor,
surcharge in i917 ....... 453.75
s1.8O2, ,s82,s7
LIABILITIES
Bonded debt. s 299,o00.O0
Due J acob
&c k n ger,
Coroner, on
bills rendered
to December
IT. 1918. -. 959.76
Surplus of re-
sources -. 1,002,972.61
-$1, ,S02, ,S32.37
DAUPHIN COUNTY, SIS:
HENRY w. COUGH. COUNTY CON-
TROLLER, being duly sworn accord
ing to law, deposes and says that the
foregoing account is a crorect state
ment of the financial affairs of Dau-
phin County for the year ending the
sixth day of January. A. D. 1919, as
per the books in the County Control
ler's office.
HENRY w. COUGH.
County Controller.
Sworn and subscribed to. before me
- - 4. Ifaw2u A n
CHAS. Z. PASS,
Prothonotary.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05
$4,o7o.65 $2,2Os.sO

NOTE "B"
Appropriation III" Items / and 2
are made up as follows:
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05
Report ofCourlty Controller

OF Controller Dauphin County.
Pa.
Dauphn
in
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05
PRISON INSPECTORS

There is due the Prison Inspectors
by the Commonwealth of Pennsyl-
vania-re: prison labor in November
$1,053.93 which reduces the actual
cost of the prison during 1918 to
S31061,13.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05
MANY
YANKS WOUNDED
Of 2,050 Casualties Mentioned
1896 Were of Men
Wounded

Washington, Feb. 5.-Four casualty
lists released by the War Department
today contain a total of 2.050 names,
summarized as follows:
Killed in action on............... IS
Died from wounds. s............... s
Died from accident and other
causes ...................
Died from disease .............. IA
Wounded severely .............. 1876
Missing in action ............... 16
Wounded slightly ..............1,04
Wounded degree undetermined). 755
Total O5O
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05
To treasurer's balance close
of business January 6th,
$222.S16.75

The Commonwealth Trust Com
pany, Trustee for the Dauphin County
Sinking Funds, as of December 31st,
1918, report the value OF the county
Sinking Funds, and the character of
the securities contained therein, to
he aa follows:
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05
SUMMARY
s 24,342.50

Total warrants drawn..s 76,381.sS
Deduct warrants not pre-
sented to Treasurer. 268.00
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05

Total bonded debt $299, 900. 90
Less value of sinking funds 198,491.S0
Net bonded debt 50S.20
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-02-05

70 amount outstanding. IA!
1915 DOG TAX.
To amount outstanding,...s 3.O1
DOX TAX FUND.
To cash in reserve, ...S 200 OF
To cash received in 1915. 7,296.5(
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
STATE FINANCES

The Department of Commerce has issued CIT cular setting forth statistics showing the condluoh of state finances, including matters Of taxatlon re- cepts expenditures, debts, taxes, etc, which showf the last year to have been one of healthfuness Tn state management. The income of the states, gen orally speaking, have been greater than their ex- penditures, while the debts have decreased and property increased.
 In 30 of the 48 states the revenues exceeded the expenditures for government costs including interest and outlays for permanent Improvements, by $37 7,- 417,163, 55.5 cents per capita; but in the re- maining IS states the revenues fell below the ex- pendtures by $14597,44 40.5 per capita. Tax ing the entire 48 states whole, the excess of revenues over expenditures $22819,714 or 22.1 cents per capita.
 The aggregate revenues of all the states during the fiscal year were s58S, ,3O5,651; the aggregate expenditures for current governmental costs, incud ing interest. s49s,342973; and the aggregate out lays for personal Improvements $66,142964.
 The total value of all permanent public proper ties held by the states, except those in funds and investments amounted at the close of the fiscal year to $1,OO3, ,84S,sOO, $9.71 per capita The bulk of this amount $991 ,346, represented the value of land buildings and equipment of general de- partments and the remainder $71951454, the value of land, buildings and equipment of public service enterprises The latter productive, while the former practically nonproductve
 The net indebtedness (funded and floating debt less assets of general sinking funds) for the AS states aggregated $502, ,492713 $4S6 per capita. The net indebtedness of New York alone 181288 942 represented 36 per cent of the total and was far greater than that of any other state The next greatest net indebtedness, $s7.9S4o94 is shown for Massachusetts ga se
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
Gene Field and Children
C(incinnati Enquirer)

tt Cincinnati Enquirer)
 The approach of the birth anniversary of Eugene Field brings gentle thoughts of that true lover of children to the minds of those who loved him, who love him still.
 Eugene Field, of the best of all writers of for children, carried with him the spirit of youth the day of his death Often he yearned for those distant days when time was not when the sunbeams stealing through the crevices of the attic, glorifying the old trunde-bed with dancing halos, while outside in the dewey dawn birds sang they have since sung, for he wrote:
 I'd like to sleep where used to sleep,
 When I was boy-a little boy!
 How many of wish that Time would turn backward in it's ceaseess flight and make child again. "just for tonight"
 Let it, be trunde-bed, the massive affair of oak or mahogany, just rude pallet on the floor, we'd like to sleep there again. for it the couch of boyhood and always there is something in boys which fixes itself eternally in the memory something which makes both sad and happy.
 boy naturally makes his his very Into it. while he listens the batter of the ran trooping the dreams that only boys dream dreams of high impossible achievements of noble adventures; dreams of giants and fairies and gobns and robbers, pirates and Indians Into that room. too, night after night inevitably angel, and the angel always the face of mother It there the moherangel taught her boy his first pray ers-the pure white prayers of innocent boyhood heaven, where many, many mother-angels dwell This is why in the after years long go back, just for little while the old home, where Love smiled from the linte and Joy sat by the fireplace That is why, with the dear. dead poet, say over and again:
 I'd like to sleep where used to sleep,
 When was boy-a little boy!
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
PROMOTIONS MADE TO
 SIGNAL CORPS MEN FOR
 ACTION DURING WAR

That many Signal Corps men of in Alaska during the past ten years, made good and remarkable records during the war is shown by report brought to Ketchikan Saturday night by Sergeant Harry Simmons, who was a passenger on the steam ship Northwestern, bound for the Interior. During the war Sergeant Simmons held a commission as Lieu tenant himself, and he tells of a number of old comrades who rang ed from Lieutenants to Lieutenant- Colonels
 Every Signal Corps man of Al aska who was given commission and even those who were not pro- noted made good recordsS' said the Sergant, while none of them fell down." 5
 Among the Signal Corps men who made good were many who coast and in the interior. The list included Sergeant Robert Loghry who was promoted to a Lieutenant Colonel; E. R. Mcfarland, promot- d to a Major; Sergeant Lazarre, promoted to be Major; Sergeant Joe Smith, promoted to be a Ma jor; Sergeant Leonberger, promoted to be a Captain; Sergeant John c. Fitch, promoted to be a Major Sergeant James G. Coleman, pro- noted to be Captain; Sergeant Dick Funston, promoted to be a Captain; Sergeant Samuel o. Fisk, promoted to be a Major, and many others.
 Sergeant Malterer was made a Lieutenant-Colo for his know ledge of the wireless and one of his important duties was intercepting German radio dispatches.
 Sergeant Loghry held an import ant post on the Western front and his duties gave him an opportunity .,o travel the whole length of the Allied lines, from North to South
 For gallantry in action, none re- ceived greater honors than Ser geant James Eagan and Sergeant Leonberger, both of whom were company commanders, and both of whom received several decorations. Captain Leonberger arrived in Se- attle only few days ago and hopes to be sent back to Alaska for service.
 Captain Eagan in the European war was not seeing his first trying military service. In the Philip pines, during the insurrection there 20 years ago, he was, as a Marine, one of a party which started out with rations for "A hours, and which, being cut off from their command, did not get back for three weeks. Of a party of 20 or more, but four or five lived through the experience, the others either
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16

money will be paid to the winner at noon on May 15 1920 by a committee appointed by President w. H. Hammer of the World Trade Club.
 'Brit-Am" "Ambria "Ambrittica "Br-Am, Sam Bull" are words thus far suggested New names are constantly coming The World Trade Cub is offering this award because in carrying on its present campaign for the adoption of metric units by ali English shspeaking people-the United States the British Isles, Canada, Australia, New Zealand Tasmania, United South Africa and so on it hampered by the lack or single snort word which would express all these
 The metric units of weight and measure are now used by all the world except Britain" or Am brittica," or "Sam-Bull"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
UNEARNED INCREMENT

If there is any odium attaching to the benefits that from unearned increment. the benefits that come from the expenditures and enterprise of others the Federal Government is the worst offender in Alaska. People spending millions in this Territory annually and the greatest benefactor is the Government which holds 9S per cent of Alaska resources. If these belong to the people of the States let the people of the States bear their share in the cost of development that makes these great resources more valuable
 One of the first of the policies of governmental participation in development cost should be to an nounce a purpose to expend million year on Alaskan road building.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
Will Use White Oil
(Philadelphia Public Ledger.

Philadelphia Public Ledger.)
 Sweden has given up hope of getting coal either rom England or Germany in the quantity she did before, and has determined to develop every ounce or hydro-electric energy possible in the kingdom She was so short of coal in 1917 that she burned e25,0OO00O cubic feet of the country's wood supply in her railroad locomotives This would deforest Sweden if continued, for the annual growth of tim Der is only 600000 900 cubic feet.
 Under the strained conditions of recent times the cost of fuel in 1918 represented nearly 70 per cent. of the expense of transportation in Sweden.
 It is declared that if all the railroads Sweden had been electrified in 1914 the would not have been equal to the cost of the fuel burned in 1915.
 In 1917 the State railways paid $2O ton for that it has been rising e~SG %,f
 Sweden has short sectioiiA-about 50 miles of the State railways undepeSh yro- electric power That is in the far North. It sstimated the avail able white ooa' is at least $ 0000oos horsepower Of this one-ffth has been developed. The Gov ernment expects to spend nearly s52 900 900 on the undertaking and it may take 30 years to complete the job.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
THE WORLD IS SMALLER

By death upon the battlefield, starvation in pris- on camps, unchecked disease the breaking down of peace and order it is estimated that the world has lost 25 900 900 souls. is further estimated that there are 12000,0O0 fewer persons living than there would be normally because families parted by the war; marriages did not and the birth rate was interrupted. So when speak of the world being made smaller need not necessarily have aerial achievements in mind but the grim reaper and that which might have been. .,.
 In this connection, it must be borne in mind that the 25,000,00 lives lost were in the main those in the prime of life and younger, and that the loss of momentum in world growth will con tinue for several generations.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16

British Government officials estimate that by the beginning of Winter there will be an excess of population over housing accommodations about Zooo 1000 adults The figures read in the light of Englands great losses of men, reveal extraor- dinary powers of national recuperation-(New York World)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
S1,OOO REWARD FOR A NAME

Can you create the word which will best denote United States and all parts of Britannia if so, you will be paid at the rate of sl 900 a word The World Trade Club of San Francisco has offered Sl OOO to the person who suggests the word which. fa the judgement of the clubs Metric Campaign Committee. is best adapted to worldwide use.
 The competition is open to all humankind. The
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16

The Government is building Fifty Million Dol lar Railroad in Alaska. This road will not pay the cost of operation unless there is development in the Territory There cannot be development without roads One million year for roads would be far less than the Governments share toward road build ing
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
Luke Mcluke Says

Once upon time there was a man who was fired from his job and who didn't tell other folks that he re signed. But he died. He was to2 truthful for this world. Funny how the acquisition of a $2.00O public office will give a man $2,000,000 worth of promposity. Another advantage in being mar ried is that no matter whether it is chilblains or prickly heat that hurts you, you can always blame it onto your wife
 Don't be a knocker You may have noticed that your opinion of a man depends great deal on his opinion of you.
 Some old maids are that way be cause they ran away from the men and some are that way because they ran after the men
 woman can get whole lot Of excitement out of trying to guess who it is when the telephone bell rings N , <~
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
Contradictory,

And the fact that she happens to think as he does won't keep a mans wife from contradicting him.-Luke McLuke. The average wife knows that the husbands who is never con tradicted is too smart to be wasting his attentions on herLCanton (Ohio) News.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
Is That So!

The auditor is not a mutt,
 He's smart, let it be said; He has a head for figures, but He's not a figurehead.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16

zing from an airplane, missing my bean by an inch. And the wor of it was that it was empty.-Milted, Milwaukee.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16

The Senate has reached the point where it is willing to admit that it has copy of the treaty but 1t denies that it has read the document- Wash ington Post)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16

Germany has decided to create a tribunal fix responsibility for the The peace treaty which the Germans signed fixes the responsibility on Ger mans
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16

Harvard instructors poorly paid, but then 1t is worth something to be able to say one is an instructor at Harvard-( Indianapolis News)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16

Not even the deprived vets have developed any alarming symptoms of hydrophoba. Chicago NeWs)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16

"Our nation made great mistake in entering the war" declares the Sultan of Turkey. We had our idea that he probably thought something like that.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
The Mise Fool.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place." observed the sage
 That is the difference between lightning and labor union," com mented the fool. 'o
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16

To remove the Sultan from Turkey would be a good deal like removing the wattles from the real bird
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
HeIp!

That old millionaire hasn't much to say has he?" said Smith.
 No" replied Jones. When he does say anything he talks in money syllables.'
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
WuH 1!

D. J. R. informs us that those who missed the fight at Toledo can C. A. Row in Grand Rapids, Mich, any day. He is dentist
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
Huh!

When women get divorced from
 men,
 They're wise said old man Reeds; Grass widows are in clover when Real, widows are in weeds" ,.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
Bless Her Heart!

While we have never met Lotta Flesh, of 619 South Rock Island ave nue, Fl Reno, Okla we are willing to bet that she is Corn Fed
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16

Tillie Ginger gays that in asking for accommo- dations a strange place yesterday she inquired if there any other boarders. "No" replied the landlady unless it's my husband. and he quit any time he wants to-
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
Gosh 1!

Love keeps fellow in whirl,
 And makes him act quite boozy; For, when fellow woos a girl, He's certain to be woozy
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-16
BIS OF BY PLAY By Luke McLukc
 -:- Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer

Oh! He is afraid of married btiite, Is bachelor Bill Bingie. He has a sins..' aim i1 life, And that is |. stay single
 Ouch! Why do the men in this town the stranger. "Why not?" demanded the native "The bakery is a loafng place, isn't it?"