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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
MARY HAD NOT FORGOTTEN
Movie Actress Tells Why She Long
Has Had drudge Against
Robert billiard.

Robert billiard, actor, and best
dressed man in New York theatrical
circles, was introduced to Mary Pick
ford recently. AS they shook hands he
smiled and said:
MY dear Miss Pickford, l have
wanted to meet you for a long time.
This is pleasure, assure you"
THANK you, Mr.. Hilliard," replied
the movie actress, "but / must say
your memory for faces isn't very
good"
"Whyf" he asked.
"Some twenty years ago, when you
were playing in The Littlest Girl In
Toronto, you needed a child to be the
girl. MY mother offered my services.
1 was little Gladys Smith then. You
looked me over and told me to go home
and wash my hands,"
mo, nor replied the Mortified Hill
lard. 81 couldn't have said that"
"But you did," persisted Miss Pick
ford "but told you my hands weren't
dirty-they were chapped. You finally
gave me the job, but / took dislike
to you just the same"
''You did Why?"
because concluded Miss Pickford
''you made me go home and wash my
hands, anyway. and ] detested soaT
and water in those days"
swell, 1 declared" said Mr.. billiard
as he arranged his boutonnaire.-Re
hoboth Herald.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
Estate of Thomas R. King
STATE OF VERMONT

STATE OF VERMONT
District of Orleans, SIS
lr1ct Aforesaid: AoA 'ie us
THAI persons interested in the estate of
DiStIIl!as b King, late of Glover in said
DiStFlct, deceased,
WHrD1 GREETING:
S4tb daL1rSE As, said Court has assigned the
and oIty or october next for examining
trafo- living slng the account OF the Admins
nex0 ~ rI oonls non cum testamento an
decTea ne s estate of said deceased and for
IavfTII oI oi the residue of said estate to the
thai Claimants of the same, and ordered
perSot puo1c notice thereof be given to all
HsbiDnr.s interested in said estate by pub
previoSntth TINS order three weeks successfully
leans TO the day assigned, in the Or
hshpl AZ 1Ity Monitor. newspaper pub
m ri ~ ds ,Barton in said District
apnaa- n ot T. ORE, you are hereby notified to
Sai S0d AZ, at FW Baldwin's Office in Barton in
there t tFlct on the day assigned. then and
conn., 20 20 contest the allowance of said ac-
right a. ~ you see cause. and to establish your
70 said residue anu if'miui cisiiiiisiii y
Sept sTn under. my hand this 27th day OF
B. NJ. SOONER, Register
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
NORTH TROY WOMAN
KILLED BY FREIGHT.
Body of Mrs. Warner Thrown Over
Twelve-FOot Embankment and
Skull Crushed.

A shocking fatality occurred Sat
urday afternoon when Mrs. Lidah j.
Warner, wife of George E. Warner of
North Troy, was instantly killed
when struck by the southbound Can
adam Pacific way freight in North
Troy. Her body was thrown down
the south side of the twelve foot en-
bankment of the main line tracks
where it remained several minutes
while the authorities We're summoned;
Upon the arrival of DR.. Sheehan and
Selectman C. P Hunt it was decided
that an inquest was unnecessary and
permission was given to remove the
body The train was in charge of
conductor T. J. McNeirney and en-
gineer Arthur White. The acct
dent occurred at 5 o'clock very near
the telephone booth at the junction
of the Canadian Pacific main line and
the Oxford Mountain branch. Mrs.
| Warner had been to call on her broth
er, Roy Dufer, who was sick with
neuralgia at his home on Geraldine
avenue, and was on the way home
via the Oxford Mountain railway
/ track. The engineer of the way
freight train said that he first saw
Mrs. Warner walking between the
tracks of the two roads very near the
| junction point. Apparently she be-
came dazed and stepped in front of
the rapidly approaching train, despite
the warning signals sounded by the
engineer. Death was instantaneous,
the right side of her head being
crushed, the right leg broken and
the rigth arm broken twice.
| The funeral was held at the house
| Wednesday afternoon, Rev G. B.
Danse, pastor of the Baptist church
officiating. Burial took place in the
! village cemetery. The bearers were
D. E. Warner, w. H. Warer, Newell
Warer and Hayes Duso.
Mrs Warner was 81 years of age.
She was born in Richford, daughter
of the late Noah and Sarah jerks Du-
fer. She leaves her husband, a
daughter, Sylvia, and brother.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
Great Mass of Proof
Rpnorts of $4,000 Cases of Kidney
Trouble, Some of Them Barton
Cases.

Each of some 5000 newspapers of
the United States is publishing from
week to week names of people in its
particular neighborhood, who have
nspd and recommended Doan's Kid
new Pills for kidney backache, weak
kidneys. bladder troubles and urin--
arv disorders. This mass of proof
includes over $4,000 recommendations
Barton is no exception.Her is one of
the Barton cases.
A. E. Drumming, Park street,
saws. 81 had been troubled more or
less with kidney complaint since
childhood. had little control over my
kidneys; they acted involuntarily,
causing annoyance and making it
very disagreeble Doan's Kidney Pills
were brought to my attention and !
tried them. Three boxes which got at
the E. W. Barron Co., were enough to
relieve me and 1 certainly praise them
for the good they have done me.
Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Drumming had. Foster-Milburn
Co., Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08

Mrs. Juliet Laughton of Lyndon
vile has been spending few days
at o. G. Woodruff's
Mrs E B. Smith who has been fail
ing in health for some weeks re-
mains about the same
Benjamin Ham of Dixville, P O..
has been visiting at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. Wallace.
Rev. and Mrs. w. S. Hill were call
ed to Waterbury last week to attend
the funeral of friend.
Miss Mclean, who has been board
ing at L. o. Sleeper's, is now stay
ing with Mrs. Myrtle Hall.
Walter Gaskell of st. Johnsbury
who has just returned from France,
called on friends in town Friday.
Elmer Smith has moved into the
tenement in Mrs. Halls house, for
merly occupied by Archie Bailey.
Maynard Alexander has gone to
Irasburg to take the position of
foreman in the Parker Young Co.
mill.
Supt. Jameson and some of the
teachers are attending the state
teachers convention in Montpelier
this week.
Mrs. Ida Holt has given up her
apartments here and gone to New
port to keep house for Mrs. John
Farrant.
Mrs. Sylvia Donahue has bought
the Cooling house near the station
and moved here from East Haven the
last of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Holt of Derby
Line were in town last week, helping
their mother, Mrs. Ida Holt, to pack
her household goods.
Mrs. Charles Coburn, state presi-
dent of the D of R., visited lodges il
Woodstock, Springfield, Bristol, Rut-
land and Middlebury, the past week
/ Mr.. and Mrs. W. G. Anger and S
E. Leach and daughter, Ruth, left fol
a winter in California, on Tuesday
A pleasant gathering was held il
their honor at the Methodist churcl
vestry Friday evening. A program
consisting of readings and music wa
rendered, after which light refresh
ments of sandwiches and coffee wer'
enjoyed.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
Estate of John 3. Cook
STATE OF VERMONT

Ia
District Of Orleans, IS.
II The Honorable Probate Court for the
District of Orleans 49,
10 all persons interested in the estate of
gohn b. Cook, late of Greensboro, in said
District deceased, Es-q -
Greetings:
Al Probate Court, holden at Newport
MIhln and for said District on the 10th day
VI september 1919, an instrument purporting
70 De the last Will and Testament of John
p: Cook, late of Greensboro in said Dis
eIElct, deceased, was presented to the Court
aforesaid, for Probate.
,ot Anu 1t is ordered by said court that the
T 0s day OF Oct, 1919, at F. w. Baldwin IS
OuIce IN Barton, in said District, at O'Clock
IN, u pe assigned for proving said instru-
o TTSnli and that notice thereof be given to
a. persons concerned by publishing this
SStuer thFee weeks successfully in the Orleans
~ OttLlty Monitor, a newspaper circulating
70 70 Ina INA. vicinity, in said District previous
po donI55reIore, you are hereby notified to ap-
a psdr before said court, at the time and place
Will If you have cause
6i given under my hand at Newport in said
Sd Iict' this 18th day of September, 1919.
b. M. SPOONER. Register
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
Commissioners Notice
Estate of Nancy Nj. Wiley

THE UNDERSIGNED, having been ap-
pointed by the Honorable Probate Court for
the District of Orleans, COMMISSIONERS
TO receive, examine and adjust the claims
anddemandso of all persons against the estate
ofNanCy N. Wiley, late of Barton, in said
district deceased, and all claims exhtb-
ttedin Offset thereto, hereby give notice that
We viii meet for the purpose aforesaid at the
store Of TwOmbly & Cotton in the village of
Orleans. in said district on the 27th day of
october and 9th day of February next
from nine o'clock a. m. until four O'Clock D.
H. on each of said days and that
SIX months from the 18th day of August
A, ID. 1918 is the time limited by said court
Tor said creditors to present their claims TO
Us Tor examination and allowance.
Dated at Barton this 10Th day of Sept,
A. u. 1919.
VIC. TWOMBLY.
J. b. FLINT
5t-4L commissioners
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
Rescue Cage.

Less thrilling than being rescued
and carried down on swaying ladder,
but much more practical, is a new res
cue cage. When the fire ladder is
thrown against burning building it
carries with it wire cable attached
to a steel cage. Like an elevator with
out a shaft the cage hangs from its
pulley at the top of the ladder, within
easy reach of the windows. 1t is low
cred by turning the cable drum on the
fire truck below, and will carry four
passengers safely.-Popular Mechan-
les Magazine.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
Commissioners Notice -
Estate of Cornelius E. Rogers

nv 4 uLqersigned, having been appointed
1isttrLie honorable Probate Court for the
ceiy-a ic u OF Orleans, Commissioners to re-
der',oo,r 5IAdhlne, and adjust the claims and
CCr-cIiiS1s OF all persons against the estate of
1is tttISLlus h Rogers, late of Albany, in said
in ofTStt deceased, and all claims exhibited
We We viii meet for the purpose aforesaid. at
otIlee OF r. NJ. Cowles in the town of
day ofS IN said District. on the 18th
iron IRON llo'clock a. M, until O'Clock d. on
fbe tS OI SAID days, and that six months from
IiT17irotti Jay OF Sept a. ID. 1919, is the time
praSe Tlt oy said Court for said creditors to
and siiCt uneIr claims to US for examination
A. D. 1919 'iiS -oru oaS VI Sept
r. NJ. COWLES,
1910 j. b. DOW,
~ commissioners
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
SUTTON NORTH RIDGE

Ernest Buck is working at Lyndon.
Fred w. Mcfarland is suffering
from a boil on his hand.
w w. LaDue of Norwich called
on friends here last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. F. Richardson
were recent visitors in Lyndonville.
Mrs. Maude Grant entertained a
cousin from ST. Johnsbury recently
Miss Lila Coe expects to attend the
state teachers convention at Mont
pelier this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. T. Gray and Mr..
and Mrs. Ray L. Gray and child Wis
ted at G. H. Netherlands Sunday.
Mrs. Grant and Mrs. Richardson
had a large attendance at the dance
at Burke Hollow Thursday evening in
spite of the rain.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
Exclaimed.

She was weeping bitter tears into
her afternoon tea. ooh, my dear ]!
she said to her only friend, 81 don't
know what / shall do. Ted and l have
only been married six months, yet he
spends every evening at his club"
"Well, don't worry, darling" said
the other. "Percy's just the same.
But / shall never scold him again for
spending so much time at his club"
"Why not?"
swell, last night a burglar got into
the house and my husband knocked
him senseless with q poker. I've
heard several men speak of him as a
poker expert. He has evidently been
practicing at the club for just such an
rgency."-EXchange
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
BRIGHT Rupert.

The lesson was on the rabbit.
"The rabbit has long ears, fur ON
its body, and a tail, nothing to speak
of, though" the master informed the
class.
The next day he wanted to see what
they knew about 1t.
"Now, then, Rupert" he barked to
a particularly bright youth. "tell me
something about the rabbit"
'The rabbit has a TAIL" said Ru-
pert, cycling his silent fellows trium-
phantly, "but it mustn't talk about it"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
Just So.

She was teaching the word "ele-
men. to a sixth grade. She had told
them its meaning-the substances Of
which thing is compassionate then
had illustrated her definition by saying
that the elements of the earth were
water and SOIL
Then she asked them to write SEN
fences containing the word. And this
is the one Henry wrote:
.sWater is one of the elements of
milk"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
WEST BURKE

Mrs. Cynthia Aldirch has been on
the sick list for several days.
Miss Maude Smith is at home for a
time. helping to care for her mother.
Richard Newman has moved into
the Gates house on Depot ST., for the
winter.
Mrs. N. S. Colby and Mr.. aud Mrs.
H. c. Colby were in ST. Johnsbury
last week.
A. C. Griffin has sold his hotel
property here to o. c. Woodruff and
A. d. Fogg.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
THEY GET ACTION AT ONCE

Foley's Kidney Pills invigorate, strengthen and
heal inactive weak and diseased kidneys and bladder
Mrs O. ]. Ellis, so5 8th Av. Sioux Falls, ). D.,
writes: sI have suffered with kidney trouble: used to
have severe pains my back and felt miserable
and all tired out but after taking Foley Kidney Pills
l am we'll l have not been bothered with kidney
trouble since' They relieve headache, rheumatic
palms. swollen stiff joints, puness under the eyes
floating specks.-Sold Everywhere.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
roReRuNNRRs OF SICKNESS

Medical authorities agree that indigestion and con-
situation are the of half the Ills OF man
kind Don't let of partly digested, oeconPos,
inc food poison your whole system When your 1000
IS being properly digested, you free from
ness gas boating sick headache, sour stomach PAD
b-e,36 coated tongue Foley Cathartic Tablets z
wholesome physie thoroughly cleanse the bowels
.;tbont ornne or nausea sweeten the stomach and
invigorafe the liver.-Sold everywhere
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
HAS NOT HAD AN
HOURS SICKNESS
Since He Commenced To
Take nFruit-a-tiVeS"
IS LEES AVE-, OTTAWA.

.sTbree years ago, I began to feel
rundown and tired, and suffered
very much from Liver and Kidney
trouble. Having heard of ''Fruit-a-
tires''. 1 thought I would try them.
The result was surprising.
Tkags not had an hours sickness
since I commenced using s'Fruit-a-
ives or Fruit Lige,- Tablets, and /
know now what I haven't known for
good many years-the blessing of a
healthy body and clear thinking
brain" WALTER j. MARRIOTT.
Soc. a box, 6 for $3.50, trial size 25c.
Atdealers or from FRUIT-A-TIVES
Limited. OGDENSBURG. N. Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
Minor Musings, Mostly Filched

Minor Musings, MOStiy rllcneu
A critic is blind only to his own
shortcomings.
The reason dishonesty attracts so
much more attention than honesty is
because it is so much scarcer. You
wouldn't look twice at flock OF
blackbirds but you'd look long time
at a white blackbird.
All the Predetermined are not in
assylums. Some of them profess to
understand international politics.
When your work is good sport you
are probably pretty good sport.
If you never expect anybody to do
the thing that is expected of him,
you'll be lots happier.
1t may be all right to laugh at the
mistakes of others, for it's almost a
dead certainty they're laughing at
yours.
IT'S better to have loved and lost
than to marry and be bossed.
The living the world owes you gen.
orally is not the kind you want.
Until the mothers of the land
strike for shorter hours, the republic
won't fail.
When you die it doesn't matter
what you were worth, but did you
have worth.
Men rail at the vanities of women
but you never notice them paying
much attention to the kind that have
MT any vanitles.
Train up a child in the way he
should go and then keep your eye or
him to see that he doesn't breah
training before he enters the fight.
If you are never willing to "take 6
chance" you'll probably never have
} much of chance to take.
If you love it, your job is not likei!
to get a divorce from you.
Keep yourself sweet and clean ant
pure if you can, but at least keel
yourself sweet.
The old-timer who laughed whel
anybody suggested that some Ola:
this country would have woman SUI
frage and prohibition, now is willing
J to believe we will dry up the oceal
or go visiting to the moon IN TN
+ next ten years.
Gossips act like they are teliln
q something rather remarkable VINE
2 thew say that some married pal
! doesn't get along very well togetn
+ err" but they would be telling some
e thing much more remarkable IL the
d would point out some who always
Il get along very well together.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08

Talk about adventures
Men in the Navy come
home with the kind of
experiences that most
chaps read of only in the
books.
Here's your chanceI
Uncle Sam has, as you know,
a big Navy and gives red
biooded young fellows like you
an opportunity to step aboard
and ''shove off,.
What will you get out of it?
Just this:
A chance to rub elbows with
foreign folks in strange parts of
the world.
The chance for good honest
work on shipboard-the kind of
work that teaches you something
real; the kind of work that puts
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
HARDWICK

C. T. Pierce has sold his small
house at the west end to F. T. Down
er.
Mrs. Inez Balentine has sold her
two cottage houses on Cottage street
one to Miss Mary McCaffery and the
other to Fred Calderwood.
Thomas & Gallagher have sold
building lot in the west end to Levi
Bean This lot adjoins the one al
ready owned by Mr.. Bean.
Ivan Hunt left Saturday for Phil
adelphia, where he will take course
in business administration and in
other business branches in a school in
that city.
Frank Bocash, who recently sold
his farm in the east part of the town
has moved into one of the tenements
in what is known as the Haire house
on High street.
w. NJ Gallagher, who recently en-
tered the internal revenue office at
Portsmouth, N H.. has been trans
ferred to the Burlington office and
will be found at that address hereaf-
ter.
]. H. Wright has purchased of
Mrs. Emma Dwinell, the meadow just
above P. A. Shattuck's place on Ma
pie street. Mr.. Wright now has quite
a farm, with his 20 acres of pasture
and the newly acquired meadow.
A real estate deal involving sew
eral thousand dollars was completed
here last week. In this transfer the
Dwinell house on Maple street was
sold to Frank B. Forrest of Green's
boro Bend who moves his family here
very soon. In the deal Bert Russell
has sold his farm in District No. 10
one of the best farms In town, &C
Mrs. Annie F. Pierce, who owns the
Dwinell house sold to Mr.. Forrest
Mr.. Forrest also sells his farm a
the Bend to Mr.. Russell. At an I'M
portant business meeting of the Con.
grepational church it was decided
and voted. after considerable discus
sion. that the society purchase the
Davis house occupied by Rev. Chas
Waite, pastor of the church, for {
parsonage. The house is owned by
c F. Davis.
SHEFFIELD
The chicken-pie supper at G. B
Grav's was well attended, about u
being present.
The union Sunday school is being
well attended and enough money ha
been raised from the soclals to pa.
for the new organ with a little lett II
1.-THE treasury with which to pay 10
the lights.
SUTTON
Sunday will be observed as rail-,
day, at the church.
Henry Ryther of Derby visited a
w. Woods last week.
, AGNES Cheney has gone to Bartol
, to work in the Peerless.
Mr. and Mrs. F. B. Norris visite
, his mother in Barton Sunday.
n. C.. Cheney of st. Johnsburv Wis
: tied friends in town last week.
| Mrs. G. L. Gordon attended tn
Sunday school convention at 81
,Tohnsbury last week as delegate.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. A. Lafoe and MI
and Mrs r. w. Remick of st. Johns
bury spent last Wednesday at G.. T
q Coburn's.
. Mr.. and Mrs. Milo Pearson are re
! ioicinp over the birth of a daughter
s Mrs. Kate Libbey, is caring Tor Mr.
t Pearson and child.
; SUTTON NORTH RIDGE
s Ernest Buck is working at Lyndon
Fred w. Mcfarland is sufferin
: from boil on his hand.
= w. w. LaDue of Norwich Gale
!. on friends here last week.
Mr. and Mrs. E. F. Richardso
were recent visitors in Lyndonville.
Mrs. Maude Grant entertained
cousin from ST. Johnsbury recently
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
Comparing Notes.

1t seemed shat when Rastus and
Sam died they took different routes,
so when the latter got to heaven, he
called Rastus on the phone.
"Rastus," he said, show yo' like it
down thar"
"Oh, boy! Dis am some place"
replied Rastus. "All we has ter do
is ter wear a red suit wild horns, an
cherry now an den shovel some coal
on de fire. We don't work no more
dan two hours out of de "a dowy
here. But tell me, Sam, how is it
wild you up yonder."
"Mah goodness! We has to git up
at fo' o'clock in de mawnin' an gath
ali in de stahs; den we has ter haul in
de moon an hang out de sun. Den
we has ter roll de clouds aroun' all
day long"
''But Sam, how come yo' has to
work so hard?"
E'Well, to tell de truf, Rastus, We
kim o. short of help up here. Gas
sells Saturday Journal.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
TieDed Repreped
;. and :.
Interviewed
By A. G.. Glonerate
Experience Adequate.
NIlIlINININIHrlIlIlTHIarErIIN

Anxious to travel for big English
firm in the ham line, an Irishman
obtained an interview with the pro-
prietor. "What experience have you
had 7" the 1rishman was asked.
Eighteen months" scornfully re-
peated the proprietor. "What could
you learn about bacon in that time :?
Why I've been studying for 40 years
and don't know half enough about it
yet" "Bedad," exclaimed Pat with
confident smile, eff I'd been study
ing it for 40 years, I'd know how to
make pig" He got the job.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
SHEFFIELD

The chicken-pie supper at G. B.
Gray's was well attended, about ~
being present.
The union Sunday school is being
well attended and enough money has
been raised from the socials to pay
for the new organ with little left IN
the treasury with which to pay for
the lights.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
"Can Happen"

'Can Happen"
There was a young lady who clerked
In a store for six weeks, where she
smirked
At the young-fellow trade
AS the goods she displayed,
But she never got reckless and work
ed.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Some Voice
'My DEAR" said Mr.. Hawkins to
his better half, ''do you know you've
one of the best voices in the world ?''
Indeed" said the delighted Mrs.
Hawkins with a flush of pride at the
compliment, ''do you really think
SOP"
"I certainly do" replied the heart
less husband, otherwise it would
have been worn out long New
York Globe.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-10-08
Waiter Sticks to Facts.

The war may be over, but it hasn't
been over long enough for some peo-
pie to regain their former manners
That's how it was with jerks, the
waiter.
"Look here" said the irate diner,
"there's a fly in the butter!"
'sThat isn't fly" said jerks; cit is
a moth. And that isn't butter; it's
margarine. Otherwise your asser-
ton is correct" -Pittsburg Sam.