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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
One Challenge Thus Far
In High Tennis Tryout

Out of the six men selected to rep
resent the high school in tennis this
spring at the start of the season, three
have been challenged William Ems.
lie challenged William Haberkern:
Ted Keisker challenged Lewis Wilson
and Frank Grove challenged Sid
Watt
Out of these challenges only one
will be played. The match between
Frank Grove and Lewis Wilson will
be played as soon as the courts are
put in shape. Ted Keisker was not
enrolled at high school at all this term
and so is not eligible. William Emslie
decided not to play Bill Haberkern
and to withdraw his name from the
list.
The six men to be challenged are
George Eversman, Ted Van Allen, Sid
Watt, Richard Thornburgh, Lewis
Wilson and Bill Haberkern.
Anyone challenging and defeating
any of the six will be on the team
until challenged and defeated by some
one else. Six men on the team will
go on any trips the team may make
to other schools, but in any matches
played at home probably seven men
will be used. A substitute will be Sc
lected for the home matches to make
up the seven men.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27

CHICAGO. March 27-Hogs - Re.
ceipts 24,000 market uneven but
strong; mostly 10 to 90 cents higher
than yesterdays low time. Bulk of
sales, $19.25@19.50; heavy weight,
50@1965; medium weight s1925@
$3.50; light weight $1S.75 q 1915;
lights $17.50@19.O0: sows $3.50 q
$685.; pigs. $3.50 @ 1925.
Cattle - Receipts 5000; beef steers
and best she stock % cents higher;
other butcher cattle and feeders
steady to strong; bidding on calves,
lower: heavy beef steers, $11.75@20.-
40; light beef steers, $1015@1S.75;
butcher cows and heifers $7.15@15.50;
Gamers and cutters $55O91O0O; veal
calves s13@15.25; stockers and feed
ers steers, $8.25@15.25.
Sheep Receipts 10000; killing
lambs fully steady with yesterdays
close, but % to so cents below Tues
day; sheep steady. Lambs. "a pounds
or less, s1s.OO@2O.15; IS pounds or
better, $17,75@2O.15; culls $14OO @
SITS; ewes, medium and good, $11.75
@15.00; culls and common $500 q
s11.50.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
'PARDNER OF BOWLING
CHAMP ON TEAM HERE

]. c. Clayton. former bowling pard
ner OF Jimmy Smith, heralded world s
champion bowler, is in Richmond and
will bowl with one OF the Richmond
teams at Indianapolis. April IL.
Clayton travelled with Smith for a
season, touring the country putting on
bowling exhibitions. He is travelling
out OF here for Dayton firm.
Wednesday afternoon Clayton bowl
ed twelve games, on the Twigg alley,
his lowest score being 208 and his
high score 22S. He is consistent
bowler and Richmond bowling fans are
elated over the prospects Of adding
him to the team that will go to Indian
apolis.
The team on which Clayton will
work will be composed of King, Ben
nett. Youngflesh, Martin and Meyers.
This team has now its full six men
while the other team which is plan
ming to enter the meet thus far has
only five men. They are Slade, Smith,
Erik, Jones and Lichtenfels. Another
man will be included to put the team
in the doubles. Both teams will enter
the five-men events and both doubles
and singles.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
CINCINNATI, o., March 81.

CINCINNATI, o.. March 27.-Rece.
ipts: Cattle. 700; hogs, $50; sheep 10
Cattle-Market slow and steady:
shippers, $15@15.50 butchers steers,
extra. $14@14.75; good to choice, $12
@13.75; common to fair, $7011.50:
heifers, extra, $13@13.75; good to
choice. s11@12.50; common to fair
s6.50010; cows, extra, $1O@12: good
to choice, sS.5061O; common to fair
$5.75@S.00; Gamers unchanged; stock.
ers and feeders, s7.5O@13; bulls slow
bologna. $8.50@10; fat bulls $1O.50@
IL: mich COWS, strong.
Calves-Strong. % to so cents high.
er: extra, $15@15.50; fair to good, $12
OILS; common and large. $6@11.
Hogs-Steady and lower: selected
heavy shippers, s19.65; good to choice
packers and butchers, 1885; medium
$19G19.s5; stays, s1O911.50; common
to choice heavy fat sows, $12@17.25:
light shippers, s17@1S.25; pigs, 10
pounds and less, s11@16.
Sheep-Steady; extra, s12.50@13.00;
good to choice, s11@1250; common to
fair, S6@10: lambs, steady, extra,
$1S.50@19; good to choice, $1S@1S.50;
common to fair, $13@17.
Only one British prime minister has
worn a beard-Lord Salisbury.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
LOCAL QUOTATIONS

Buying-Corn, 100; oats. &c; rye,
s1.15; straw. per ton, $500.
Selling-Cottonseed meal, per ton,
$500: per cwt.. $3.50; tankage, so
per cent. per ton, $500; per cwt,
$4.75; 60 per cent. SOS per ton; $3.50
per cwt.; Quaker dairy feed, per ton,
$50. per cwt., $265; linseed Oil meal,
per ton, $72; per cwt., 1915; salt per
bbl, $2.75; wheat bran, per ton, $4S;
bran and shorts mixed. per ton, $50;
rye wheat middlings, per ton, $50;
-four wheat middlings. per ton. $50;
white rye middlings, per ton. $55.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
FRUIT & VEGETABLES
Corrected Daily by Egaemeys~s)
VEGETABLES
SELLING PRicEA

New cabbage. 10c h.. green beans
soc, cucumbers. 25c; egg plant, 300
h.; new spring carrots, 15c bunch
spring beets, &c lb.
Asparagus zoe bunch; rhubarb, 100
bunch.
Caulifower, small, zoe h.; large
cauliflower, 15c h.; leaf lettuce, 25t
per h.; head lettuce, trimmed, 35t
per h.; untrimmed, 25c h.: leak, 1Ot
a bunch.
Bermuda onions. 15c per pound
parsley, sc bunch; mangoes, and 81
each; tomatoes, hot house grown, 81
cents Id.
Jersey sweet potatoes, 121s ID.
turnips, new, 15c bunch, old, SC ID
potatoes. old, $1.75 blu; young onions
sc bunch; Shallott's, 10c bunch; break
fast radishes, &c bunch. . .-4.
Button mushrooms, $1.00 a pound
cranberries, 40c pound; sprouts, 3;
cents; parsnips, &c Id.
New green peas, per pound, soc.
Miscellaneous.
Eggs, 40 cents; creamery butter
6S cents; country butter, SIS cents {
pound.
Produce (Buylng).
Country butter, 45c h.; eggs, 33t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27

dozen; old chickens, &c h.; fry chick
ems, soc Id.
Fruits.
Grape fruit, 1Oc and 15c; Winesaps
121as Id. straight.
Bananas, loo h.; lemons. 4oc dozen,
oranges, so cents per dozen; Florida
oranges, 60 cents dozen; strawber-
ries, 81 quart; celery, California, 25c
bunch; cocoanuts, zoe each.
Artichokes, 25c each; baking pota-
toes, &c each; spinach, 1Sc h.; new
potatoes, 121ac lb.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
new MADISON MAN
DIES OF INJURIES

Roy Chenoweth of New Madison, O.,
died Thursday afternoon at 2:30
o'clock at Reid Memiroal hospital OF
conclusion of the brain.
Mr.. Chenoweth was struck by a
westbound train Monday night at the
main crossing at New Madison. He
was brought Immediately to Reid hos
pital, where he never regained con
seriousness.
He is the son of Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer
ChenoWeth of New Madison. he IS
survived by his widow and children.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
Milroy Center Not Badly
Hurt, Letter Asserts

Center Richey of the Milroy basket
ball team, who was injured during the
playing of the tournament in the Coli
scum here two weeks ago, was not
seriously hurt, according to a letter
received Thursday by high school Of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
GRAIN QUOTATIONS
E. w. WAGNER & co.'s REVIEW

CHICAGO, March 81. Extreme
nervousness characterized today's corn
market The market failed TO get in
to new high ground although good sup
port has been in evidence. Trade has
fallen off considerably as compared
10 former markets and has fluctuated
sharply on small transactions. Re-
ceivers report more liberal country
offerings. Weather conditions over
the belt are a little more favorable.
Oats are sluggish and have shown
little independence. Country offerings
moderate.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
PRODUCE MARKET

CHICAGO, March 27.-Butter-Mar-
ket, lower; creamery firsts, 50@ 56c.
Eggs-Receipts. 1920 cases; market,
lower; firsts. $3.50. lowest 3S. Live
Poultry--Market. unchanged. Potato
market, unchanged; receipts, 80 cars.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27

ficials. The missive was reply 10
one addressed to Milroy inquiring as
to the condition of Richey. The lat
ter returned to his studies in the n1gn
school on Tuesday following the tour
nament here.
According to letter from M1lroy'
none there place any blame for the
accident, holding that it was unavoid-
n
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27

CINCINNATI, O., March 27.-Wheat
No. l red, s2.63d2.64; No. 2 red,
$262@263; No. 8 red, So 59@2.61;
lower grades as to quality, 45@2.59;
Corn-No. 2 white, s1.6361.65; No. 8
S1,6101.63; No. 4, $1.5S61.60; No. 2
yellow, $1.636165; No. 8, $1.61@1.63;
No 4, $15S@1.60; No. 2 mixed, $1.61
@163; white ear. S1.5S@160; yellow
ear, S1.60d162; mixed ear. $1.5S@1.60
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
Corrected by Mclean & Company
Dayton, Ohio. Bell Phone.

EdSI 60, l1OHlV, clSoo.
DAYTON. Ohio, March 27.--Hogs-
Receipts, three cars; market steady;
choice heavies, $19.50@ 1860; select
packers and butchers, $4,000 1880;
heavy Workers, S17.00@17.50; light
Workers. $l7.5041S.75; pigs, $15.25to
$685. stays, s12.25@14.25; choice fat
sows, $17.7501S.25; common to fair
sows. $17.25G17.50.
Cattle-Receipts, s cars; market,
steady Fair to good shippers, SAG
SIS; good 10 choice butchers. $13Q15;
fair to medium butchers, S11@13: good
to choice heifers, $11Q13; fair to coed
heifers, S9011; choice fat cows, 500
: ~; fair to good fat cows, 500; bo-
logna cows, $500; butchers bulls. $40
@12; bologna bulls, 5000; calves,
s10@15.
Sheep and Lambs Receipts, light:
market, steady. Sheep, $7G9; lambs.
$10Q12.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27

TOLEDO. O., March 27.--Clover-
seed-Prime cash and May, $4,000;
April, $24.75; October. $17.25.
Aliske-Prime cash and March,
$3.50.
Timothy-Prime cash, old. s4.S5;
new and March, $500; April and May,
$4.95; Sept, $3.50; Oct, $5.45.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
Rk<k1ocal and Il 6reiqn
W. Markets

PITTSBURGH, Pa, Mar. 27.-Hogs
Receipts $500; market steady; heav-
les. $19.75@19.S0: heavy Workers $19.-
50Q19.75; light Workers $17.o0Q1775,
pigs $17.00G17.25.
Sheep and Lambs - Receipts 1000;
market slow; top sheep $3.50; top
lambs $17.25
Calves Receipts 100; market is
steady; top 1880
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
LIBERTY BONDS

NEW YORK, March 27. - Final
prices on Liberty bonds today were:
". 5000; first 4, $94.24; second l..
$a35s; first Al, s94.44; second Az,
$935S; third Al, $9512; fourth Al,
1880.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27

EAST BUFFALO, N. Y, March 81
Cattle-Receipts, 400; handy strong
others steady. Calves-Receipts $50
steady, s5.00@1s0O. Hogs-Receipts
1900; steady to 10c lower; heavy
$19.S5@20.00; mixed and Workers
$19.75@19.S5: light Workers., $4,000
$685. pigs, $17.75Q1S00; roughs
$16.50@17O0; stays. s12.00@14.00
Sheep and Lambs-Receipts, 5000;
lambs, dull; sheep, active; prices un.
changed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
NEW YORK STOCK LIST

NEW YORK, MARCH, IT. - NE CIUs
ing quotations on the stock eSchang'
were:
American Can, 4812.
American Locomotive. 64A.
American Beet Sugar, 75A
American Smelter, 6Sas.
Anaconda, 60.
Atchison, 81.
Bethlehem Steel bid, 657s.
Canadian Pacific, 1861.
Chesapeake and Ohio, 594s
Great Northern Pfd., 90.
Lehigh Valley, 74A.
Northern Pacific, 92ss.
Southern Pacific. 1007s.
Pennsylvania, "A.
U. S. Steel Com, 971a
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27

CHICAGO, March 26.-Corn-No. 8
yellow, S1.59@1.6Oh; No. 4 yellow,
s1.56@1.5S; No. 5 yellow. $1,54@1,55.
Oats-No. 3 white, 66A @67hc; Stand
ard. 67A 06SA. Pork. nominal; ribs,
$2550@2625 lard, $500.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
CHICAGO GRAIN RANGE
Furnished by G. w. WAGNER & CO.
o1o lIpion National Rank Rnjid.

ing. Phone 1920.
CHICAGO, March 27.-Following is
the range of futures on Chicago Board
of Trade today:
Open Hjch Low Close
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, March 27.-
Hogs-Receipts, 4,000y steady.
Cattle--Receipts, $780, unchanged.
Calves-Receipts, $50; unchanged.
Sheep-Receipts, so; unchanged.
HOGS
Good to choice, $50 to 200 lbs, $3.50
G19.G0; mixer and medium, 100 to
$50 lbs, $1950@1960; fat hogs, $3.50
m19.50 fat back pigs, under $50 lbs.
$1S25 down; feeding pigs, under $50
lbs, $1750 down; sows, according to
quality, S14.50@1S. good to prime.
1885 n19.S5; bulk of sows, $1,000
17.75 poor to best stays, 80 lbs,
dock, $14006170O: boars, thin sows
and skips, no definite prices.
CATTLE
Killing Steers-Extra good. 1900
lbs. and upward. $1700@1s.00; good
to choice, 1900 lbs, and upward, $3.50
@1S.00; common to medium. 1900 lbs.
and upward, S15.50@16.50; good to
choice, 1900 to 1900 lbs, 1880
$3.50 common to medium, 1900 to
1000 to 1,150 lbs, $1400@15.00; COM
S130001400; poor to good, under
yearlings, $1400@15.50.
Heifers-Good to best, 500 lbs. and
up. $4,000 1900: common to medium,
500 lbs. up, S10.0001200; good to best,
under 500 lbs, $1400@15.00; common
to medium. under 500 lbs. $10413.
Cows-Good to best. 1850 lbs. up
ward, $12.00@14.00; common to me-
ium. 1850 lbs, upwards, s9.50@11.00;
good to best, under 1,05u lbs, 10000
$1,000; common to medium, under
1850 lbs, $500 @ $50; Gamers and
cutters, $500 @ $50; fair to choice
mixers, $90.00@14O.
BuIls-Common to best. 1900 lbs.
upward, S9.50@11.00; good 20 choice,
under 1900 lbs, $10.o0@120 90; fair to
medium. under 1900 lbs, $S.50@9.50;
common to good bolognas, $S.00@9.5O.
Calves-Good to choice veals, under
200 lbs, $15.00@15.50; common to
medium veals, under 200 lbs, $500
@1450; good to choice heavy calves.
$9.5091050; common to medium
heavy calves, $700@9.00.
Stockers and Feeding cattIe-Good
to choice steers. 500 lbs, and up,
SOC lbs, and up, $11.00Q12.00 good
to choice steers under 500 lbs, Sl1.50
Q12.50; common to medium, under 500
lbs. $1o.00Q11.00; medium to good
heifers, $900410.00; medium to good
cows, $S.00Q9.00; springers, $500
$50; stock calves, ESQ to $50 lbs.
sS.50@11.00.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
SLEEP AND LAMBS.

Good to choice sheep, $9.O0G 1000;
common to medium sheep. $1,000
$500; good to choice light lambs, SIT
a 1900; common to medium lambs,
S12@l6; western fed lambs. $1,000
down; western fed wethers. 81 down;
bucks, per 100 pounds, S7.0047.50.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27

Only one British prime minister ha
worn a beard-Lord Salisbury.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-03-27
LIVE STOCK PRICES

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, March 81
Hogs-Receipts, 4,000l steady.
Cattle-Receipts, $780, unchanged.
Calves-Receipts, $50; unchanged.
Sheep-Receipts, so; unchanged.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

Keeping, Il Dark.-Master of the
house-"Why did you tell the mistress
what time 1 came in this morning,
after Il expressly paid you and told
you not to?"
The Cookl"Sure. sir, an Oi didn't
tell her., She asked me what time
YOU, got in, an OF tould her OF was
: so. busy getting the breakfast that Oh
didn't look at the clock."-Lohdon
Blighty.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

The Bark Test.-Two sailors at a
dogshow$ were gazing at valuable
skye terrier. which had so much hair
that it looked more like woolen mat
than afdos.
(which end is is 'ead, Tom?" asked
one.
"Blowed M know" was the reply,
.but, ,ere, I'LL stick a pin in him, and
you. look which end barks!"-London
Blighty.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

Nswlywsd styIe.-A young famers
bride who recently undertook the
management of the horticultural de-
partment Of the farm, writes the ag-
ricuitural editor. as follows: What
can I do to make my potatoes grow
I peeled them ever so carefully be-
fore, planting them, but they haven't
even come up yet."-Philadelphia In
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23
UNINNNNZNNNNNNINNNNN NNNNNINNSNNNENNGNNINNNINN
KIDNEYS WEAKENING?
LOOK OUT!

The housewife or Holland would al
most as soon bs without food a. with
out her Real Dutch Drops" - she
quantity calls GOLD MEDAL Haarlem
Oil Capsules. They restore strength
and are responsible In q great measure
for the sturdy. robust health OF the
Hollandefa
Do not delay. Go to your druggist and
insist on his supplying you with GOLD
MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. Take
them as directed, and n yca are net
satisfied with results your druggist WIZ
gladly refund your money. Look Tor
and accept no other. In sealed boxes
three sizes.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

Fido Was Undeeided.-"oh, Mr.
Smith, cried the young lady, as she
greeted her caller. $50 you have been
making friends with Fido! And do you
think he likes your
t"Weil." said Mr.. Smith grimly, Il
don't believe he's quite decided yet
he's only had one bite of me, and he
seems to want another"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

He Raised 'Em-"How did you get
the turkeys the officer found in your
possession?" sternly asked the police
magistrate.
I'll raised 'em. your honor"
stammered the prisone
"Tell me the truth"
"That's the truth. y ar honor" per-
sisted the crime-stained creature. Il
reached down through hole in the
roof."-The Continent.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

Kidney troubles don't disappear OF
steadily, undermining health with
deadly certainly. until you fall VIC
tim to incurable disease.
Stop your troubles while there is time.
Don't wait until little pains become big
aches. Don't trifie with disease. To
avoid future suffering begin treatment
with GOLD MEDAL Haarlem OIL Cap
sules now. Take three or four every
day until you are entirely free from
pain.
This well-known preparation has been
ono Of the national remedies Of Hol-
land for centuries. In 1905 the govern-
ment of the Netherlands granted a
special charter authorizing its prepara-
ton and sale.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

Pointed Qusstion.-Some medical
fiend claims to have discovered that
bee-stings are a great cure for rheu-
matism. Pity the hesitating rheumatic
patient. timorously mutterins: ITO
bee or not to 'bee'-that is the ques-
tion"-The Passing Show Uondon>.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

A Grand Plan.-''What's the idea
of sitting in the barn here all by your
! -weI," answered Farmer Corn
tossel, If the summer boarders aren't
playin' jazz on the phonograph they're
quarrelin' over the League OF Nations
so Rm lingerin' out here with the
cattle and restin' my mind."-Wash-
ington Star.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

Interesting Bed.-Little Roy had
returned from a weeks visit to his
aunt, and was trying to describe the
folding bed he had been sleeping in.
lit lays down at night, mamma, and
stands on its hind legs in the day
time Boston Transcript.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

Something to Look Forward To-
Dubb Golfer-"The day / get round
these links in less than a hundred. ri
give you dollar.
Caddie-"Thank We, sir. It'll come
in handy in me old age."-Boston
Transcript.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

The --latest 'Excuse.-Farmer-'Hey,
there, how came you to be up in my
appletree?"
Boy-"Piease, mister. I just fell out
of an airplane. Opinion.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

.NaturalIy-"I suppose when Hun
gary settles it's government it will
change its form of national assembly"
"W'Iy should it?"
Because its Diet might not agree
with its new constitution."-Baltim
American.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

When Insomnia Sets ln.-"Do the
trolley-cars keep you awake?"
Never" said Mr.. Crosslots. "Its
when there's threat to stop 'em that
! get nervous and can't Sleep
Washington Star.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

Literature Wins.--"Oh, we called
about the fat advertised"
well, Il did mean to let 1t. but
since I've read the house-agent's des-
cription of 1t, I really feel l can't part
with it."-Iondon Opinion.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23
Alln1urnus department
AZ. What's in a Namea-Now that

But What's in a Name?-Now that
the nation is dry, an enterprising
dopeologist has compiled the following
for the benefit of summer vacationists:
Rye, N. Y; Bourbon, Ill; Green River
KY; Cliquot. Mo-; Champaign, Ill.,;
Brandy Keg, KY; Brandy Camp. Pa;
Brandy City, Cal; Port, Okla; Sherry,
Texas; Brandywine, w. Va; CHM,
Miss; Wine, Va; Tank, Pa; Boore,
Tenn; Drinker, Pa: Aqua, Va;
yichy, Mo-; and Lithia, Fla. Take
YOUR. choice.-The Wheeling Register.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

An Early start.-"And We'll grow
old together, dearest"
Her fathers voice from upstairs
"Well, you needn't start doing it down
there, need you?"-London Tit Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

New variety.-"Mama, want dark
breakfast"
Dark breakfast? What do you
mean, child?"
why, last night you told Mary to
give me a light supper, and / didn't
like it."-London Blighty.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23

The Rsason.-She-"George, you
looked awfully foolish when you pro-
posed to me-"
He-"Weil, very likely I was.""---
London Opinion.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-09-23
MONEY TO LOAN

At Seven Per Cent on First Mort-
a gage on approved Real Estate.
H., THOS, +. McDOW,
3sS4 TT II