The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1919-06-03
DOTE MAKES A DELIVERANCE
ON THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS
abvul, sattidy mite.

heers that they has made new
marsheen in paris to settle all diff
ferkultys. we will not need the law
yars ennymore, neither the judges
nur the joories. this latter bothers
me bekos it air easier to make toe
dollars sittin on the joorie and lookin
wise than it air hoing cotan at one
fifty a day and bord yourself. it is
give UP that i is wun of the finest
which ever set on a kase. but bout
the new mersheen-they calls it the
Leeg of Nashans. when you has a
difikulty with your nabur insted OF
hirin a lawyer they tells me that you
ship in and maik up a quarter and
throw it in the quarter hole : and the
Leeg will beside the kase while you
waite. if you and him has row
bout how mulch Of the quarter you
goner put inland how mutch he air.
and you say for him to put in fifteen
and you ten and he say no he air the
ten man and you the fifteen, why
the Leeg will settle hat, jist both put
in the fiftean and the one which git
the nickel back kin keep it, if he ever
git it.
what want to know is kin the
Leeg settle dispute between me an
lizzie and kin it settle church fuses
bout who play the origin, and school
fuses bout who the best lookin trus-
ty, of who gwiner teech the next
term. wood like to know too how
The desision goner run toards the
man who doc the payin. say that you
and gifts in the fuss and / puts in
Fhe whoal quarter bout gittin it de-
sided, how will it beside, fur the man
whitch put in the mummy, or will it
90 ginst him.
then agin what about ther poller-
icks, they tells me that we will have
po moar raices fur offs. that the fel-
ars which wish the offs will kali on
he Leeg, and each man will put in
lis naim and the amount oppersite it,
nd the Leeg will maik a turn or too
nd out will KUN the elecksun of the
ropar man. if this is trew is
ginst it. there air sevrul reesins
Fhy am ginst emmy sich Leeg. in
he fust plais, pollerticks makes
punny easy, fur instants, say that
poar farmar air in the grass long
out jooly, and has spent his whoal
IAN in tryner git his crop wurket
ut, but has not succeeded, and he is
Ding cotan in the hot sun, and know
Fhear he Good git nuther man to
b it fur him while he 60 to town
1dd cool of. now say that he goes
his bank crawis in on his STUN
(ick and splains this whoar thing.
Fell the bank will say that it has
tssnsd HitssK' to, let him have. what
have alreddy got so he Will halter
Sssa back, and@do the wtrk< <hisself:
pw this leave the workin man in q
Pd fix, and ther wood be no remidy
tr this if it were not for pollerticks.
pu see when there air sevrul runnin
y the offs, you git two or three Of
Pur simplest naburs to tell all the
bnners that Dote, smith is q wheal
Pss in his kommanity il pollerticks,
pd in a little while all the boys is
klfn on dote fur help. we'll, you
ik ernuther chew Of the candidates
rbacco, kick the ground wifi your
te foot look way off and say that
Pu wood like to help the candidate
It but the work US pressin on the
rm, and you kennot git of. rite
ere where you git the mummy which
bank did not have. the kanni-
tie, he up and say that air simple,
will hire man in yore plase and
It up little mummy to pay fur
ne and expints, so in you goes
tn him and in a little while you is
ttin your crop wurket out, while
u is up town drest up tellin the
. Us how to voat. now if there are
vrul offises to be filled you kin git
kandidait out fur evrie offs and
n bout a three hoss farm in eleck-
un yeers, and be up toun all the
ne. If you tries to wurk too kan
iaits in saim rails, you must be
rticklar-wurk wins on the lower