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The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
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One evening Edward Carlisle went
TO his room TO shave
His girl. Eugenia Matthews, was
sitting downstairs. Ed called her.
''Yo' see dis razzer." he said, hold
ing the whisker cutter up for her to
see. ''WeII-in two minutes yore
neck is gwine look like buzz saw
hit it"
''shorely yo' is jokin'. Eddie" ex-
Claimed Eugene, in a frightened tone
All neber jokes wild edged instum-
ments," he explained, coming little
closer.
The girl screamed and ran out of
the house. She thought he was crazy
ana, by gosh he must have been.
True there had been some differ
ences between them, but not enough
10 warrant any such action on his
part.
Ed was arrested. The razor could
not be found. He had hid IL
IN court he was very sorry for his
act. He was anxious to make up
with the girl and said so.
Are you still afraid that this man
will hurt you?' the court asked Eu-
genia-
"Ah will reber trust him again q,
he Lbs a billyun yeahs," answered
the girl.
The court then told Ed to furnish
800 bond as a guarantee of the
girls safety or go to Jail for ninety
days-and it looks as though he went
there.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
Some Hartford Horses.

Baltimore, April 1C.-HOrses that are
raining at Benning fer the Hartford
include LeoChares and Sea Rock. the
ormer an aged sprirter in the stable
Z Edward Beale Mclean. the latter
. smart-lookinE 3-year-old in the sta
lie Of Samuel Ross, are Hartford
handicap possibilities. Sea Rock. a
-ood-looking chestnut by Vulcain. has
worked three-quarters Of a mile in
ID a couple OF times. Leochares is
urther advanced this spring than
IsuaL Pimlico's probable starters are
Esquinau and Crimper, OF the stable
4 Capt. Raj Parr. Both Of these
'orses are in tip-top condition. The
iowie aspirants are c. f. Clements
'rizeur, a fast daughter of Sweeper
I, and F'rizette and Hanky Panky, a
'slf-brother Of Flags. by Hamburg.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
LEONARD AND RITCHIE
TRAINING FOR BATTLE

New York. April 1o.-The Leon
ard-Ritchie eight-round mill sched-
uled for April 25, continued today to
attract the shekels of the sporting
fraternity from all parts Of the
country. The Newark Sportsmens'
Club. which will stage the bout, es-
timated today that the entire 1900
reserved seats will be taken before
the sale formally opens Tuesday.
Both Leonard and Ritchie have al
ready started training and expect TO
get down to the hard grind by the
end Of the week.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
SCHOLASTIC SPORTS

A track meet will be held at the
Western High School between Tech
and Western today. Western came
out victorious in their last encounter
and hopes to do the same today.
Business High will encounter the
strong Emerson Institute nine in q
baseball battle on tie formers dia-
nOnd today. The Stenographers have
a strong combination. and are expect
ed to 90 well against Emerson.
Bus&ness High will travel to Harri-
sonburg to meet the Harrisonburs
rine. which is slated to be one OF
Business best scheduled games, TO-
morrow. Both teams are worthy com.
blnations. and the game is expected
to result in a hard-fought battle.
Track teams at Central and Tech
are coming into fine form. The boy,
from both schools are showing excep.
tional track ability.
II Is rumored that Johnny Goetx
one OF Business Highs best baseball
players, has left school The absence
OF Goetz will undoubtedly weaken the
Business inf1eld considerably.
Gonzaga High is scheduled to meet
the Georgetown Prep team on the
Georgetown diamond today. Sterling
competition is expected to mark the
contest.
The Army and Navy Prep Schoo
will battle the Georgetown Prep base.
ball combination on the latter's dia.
mond tomorrow.
Central High will battle the strong
Baltimore Poly baseball aggregation
on the Central field today. This con.
test Is expected 10 lie one Of Centrars
best games of the season.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
McGraw After Jean Dubuc.

New York, April 1o.-McGraw e
making q determined bid for Jean
Dubuc, the veteran pitcher. who has
spent several years with the Detro Z
Tigers and the Red Sox. Dubuc is
a useful citizen. Notwithstanding in z
that as a pitcher he is about worn
out He can slam the ball to the
far confines OF any pasture and IA g
enough pitching sense left 10 save
many a game by rescue WORK.
may join the Giants. provided SIS
ers are procued from the Am.
League
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
Bowie Selections.
By "SIG.e

BY "sIG.s
Best rating-Marcelle NJ.
First race-Marcelle NJ. Quick
Fire. ogden Girl.
Second race-Frenchy, Macken-
zie, Little Boy.
Third race-Saville, Laura Mil
Ter, Old Bill Bender.
Fourth race-Front Royal, Col
den List, Toddler.
Fifth race-Duchess Lace.
Graphic. Antoinette.
Sixth race-Dolina, Kills II.
Broom Peddler.
Seventh race-Ben ;Hampson,
Noureddin, Fairy Prince.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11

Il want to der pecb America haff
make der lecture talks mt der vaudemv until der Americans make
der neees what won't bear der weight uf America like
landlord us der but nobody make der speech der
amt der platform.
In dis hour wit when all der countries joining the
league uH Carrie Nations it ss talk der politics Der soda
water straw shows which der breeze Den bone dry law
der shampoo Ven America pushes baeboat creek
der jug mt champagne dy bust u der vess
Der stein mitt der champagne ss der hot bag filled m
suds Der romance ss from der world like
der palm beachem suit.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
STILL DIZZY.

Ven weep der woets in Flanders by do because der
violet ss two dollars der bunch? No foolish
Belgium bites der hand kicks them Der beautiful order
violet reminder dot der Kaiser
Jesse Pomeroy who der package der Christmas
present Ven der widow orphan sobs choke
der sleeve which am afing up like der rainspout.
didn't start der didn't finish der
Yank from der New York who educated
He don't stop He nshes right ticket chopper
Not can der clown prince do der Yank galups
akes der hand init knues prince der
Der telephone bills shows that He
nIckes and der central
more She connects him mtt der We're In
Holland where der the wooden shoe
peeoe der ungrateu like der hand strokes der der
wrong Der Germany Bismarck
Vot does Germany do mit Bismarck Dey
name der herring after him. My head vating und the
flies like the Coney Island crowd the razze
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
Yale Opens with Victory.

New Haven. Conn, April 1o.-Yale
opened the baseball season by de-
feating Springfield Training Schoo
in a pitchers battle at Yale Field
this afternoon by a score of to 0
Costly errors and stolen bases gave
Yale both runs
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
Horny Will Recover.

Jackson, Miss, April 10.-Fred Horny
of st. Paul, Mimi. dirt track auto
mobile driver. who was severely in
Jured late yesterday when his car
plunged through fence and hurled
him through the air, was resting easy
today. Physicians say he will re-
cover.
Three thousand persons saw the ac-
Cident, which occurred during an au-
tomobile race at the State Fair
grounds.
Large splinters OF woods were
driven into Horry's chest and he wa.
badly bruised.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
Clarendon Wants Game,

Business Manager w. w. MainhaII,
of the Clarendon Club. finds himself
without a game for next Sunday, and
would like to hook up with some
strong team. sHe can be reached be-
tween the hours OF Q and on phone
Main 500. branch $50 Cred Cross).
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
Win for Bill Donovan.

New York. April 10.-BiI Donovan,
former manager of the Yankees. won
from Bobby Wallace by 20 to IS in
the three-cushion billiard tournament
at Doyle's Academy last night. In the
other game George Barton defeated
John Brown. 20 to II.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
Young Friends to Practice.

The Young Friends Baseball Club
will hold practice game on the Mon
ument lot on Sunday at / o'clock.
when 1t is requested that all PLAYERS
report to Manager KRISTEN. The
Young Friends have booked a game
with the Penrose A. c. for May II.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
Expensive borrowing.

Laura Monroe and Jennie Henry,
both worked at the same place.
Laura got fired. She had been keep
ing an insurance book in Jennie's
locker and when the boss told her 70
vamoose she borrowed Jennie's key.
Instead OF taking her insurance book.
Laura went through Jennie's coat
pocket and swiped s375, threw the key
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
Toney Quits Baseball.

Chattanooga, Tenn. April 10
Fred Toney. former pitcher for the
Cincinnati and New York National
League clubs, announced today that
he had decided to retire from base
ball. Toney is now confined in the
Robertson County CTenn.), jail serv-
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
COT A RAW DEAL.

Volt haf got now When der log vsheJ it der
neck Where is the hundred uniforms what had Der
Sparumsdes m for der doomat und wishes inside
Welcome Der Bulshcvk vd
shoes They der Kaiser danced und der fiddler.
Der Kaiser don't mind paying fiddler pay
der whole kfogged orchestra Besides
Until dancing Der
valtzing in Mexico.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
THE HEAD THAT WORE A CROWN.

Der President Wilson Europe until he der service
for der foreign service und den mitt Washington und
calls der Vice President der home We're Kaiser? He
cutting der dolls Holland like der und der pebc
him the der Jail house looking Der
lead dot der der headache dot der
following gold plated rule do der
like wouldn't want be done by"
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
ALWAYS PLAYED A DUET.

Here mit der Holland playing log
Der Americans gift der bawng outwards, but
used to take Got into confidence when Something's
about der President Wilson Pas
mt der Congress Do makes der Republican,
fourth class who
der take off lei glue
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
49, Good Morning, Judge
HN Human Interest Stories Of p,,no, By
X(Y Police Court Happenings. PERKINS
By
RUDOLPH
PERKINS

on the floor OF the locker and locke>
IL.
An axe was required TO get Jennie.f
things out OF the locker. She missed
her money.
Policeman Sullivan wa, notified ant
he arrested Laura
Don't you think you have played e
pretty mean trick" the court asked
her.
assah." answered Laura "Ah
does. But wot 20 gwine DO wen yo'
sees money layin' 'roun' without .
guardeen7"
The girl is only Il years OF age.
and. as far as anyone knows. shs
never was in trouble before.
Judge Mcmahon fined her slB o.
thirty days.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11

ing the last month of a four months
sentence for violation OF the Mann
act
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
Bob Must BE Good Now.

One evening at bedtime. Leah Thou-
as. who was not on very good terms
with her hubby. Bob Thomas. locked
her front door and went TO bed.
SAlong about midnight she heard
''feetsteps" on the roof Then she
heard someone slide down the rain
spout and come in her bedroom win
dow
Oh, no. Il wasn't a burglar. II was
Bob. and he had a crouch on. too.
The couple had some words. Tho
result was that Leah ran out OF the
house in her bare feet and kimono
and sought refuge in a neighbor's
house.
Later Bob was arrested and chArF-
ed with making threats against her
life.
Leah said II was Bob's fault that
they couldn't get along together.
And Bob said 81 was her fault.'
They told some nice tales on ono
another
Bob said he made no threats. Leah
insisted that he did
Anyhow. Judge Mcmahon took Bob's
personal bonds TO not scare his wife
any more and let him go.
The Washington herald., 1919-04-11
Tiger Rose Heavily Backed Failed to Sho in the Money
@TWO .aa THREEnH,
E0 ruttin8 t'.Ne.t One o,.rw Win ~ w
g RBUGS RAERA -AH -
THE KAISER SPEAKS.

Always followed the gold plated rule: "Do mitt the
wouldn't be done by Interview first authentic
be published.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-12-15
BAbY'S NOSE Is
KEY TO LUNGS
It Should Be Carefully Guarded.

Mothers and nurses are warned
against neglecting the care of baby's
nose, especially when suffering from
bad cold. AS infants do not know
how to blow the nose, the secretions
accumulate. become unsanitary, irri-
tating and germ infested. The germs
have tendancy to spread to the
throat, internal ear tubes and the
lungs and may cause earaehe, deaf
ness, adenoids, enlarged tonsils and
may even favor pneumonia and tub
erculosis.
Serious complications and surgical
operations may often be avoided if the
mother will keep her child's nose and
throat clean, sanitary and germ free
For this purpose the best thing is a
very mild sa1ve containing the correct
proportions of the soothing. cleansing
and antiseptic oils of eucalyptus win
ter-green, menthoi, and pinus sylves-
iris with camphor and refined petro-
latun. All drug stores now sell this
mild sa1ve under the name of Eucap-
inc Salye. 1t is especially prepared
for the mothers use with her children
and sells for soc for a large family jar.
The little tots enjoy Eucapine Salve
and soon learn TO call it by name and
doctor themselves when they feel irri-
tation OF the nose and throat. The
consider it fun and it keeps their nose
and threats clean, sanitary and free
from secretsons and germs.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-12-15
PEPTO-MANGAN
MAKES RICH
RED BLOOD
Helps Restore Thin, Rundown
Men and Women to Vigorous
Full BIooded Health
Recommended by Physicians
Solo in Liquid or Tablet Form
The Name "Gude's" the Guide
to the Genuine.
recommended by Physicians

It is a true saying that your health is
only as good as your blood. Good
rich blood nanifests itself in a healthy
natural complexion; clear, keen eyes:
tireless energy and enthusiasm; and an
abundant supply of reserve strength
And just as positively does poor, thin
blood directly influence the entire sys-
tenn. Pale, sallow compilations; dun
eyes: a listless step; 1anguidness; tired.
ness: worn-out feeling; general de-
jectedness and unhappiness-all are
positive signs that the body is OF re-
ceiving its proper nourishment through
the blood.
Pepto- Mangan helps restore vigor-
Gus health, because it contains the yerv
elements so much needed by the blood
to enable it to perform fts functions
and supply the body with nourishment
energy, and strength.
For your convenience, Pepto- Mangan
is prepared in tablet as well as liquid
form. Both possess exactly the same
medicinal value.
There is but one genuine Pepto-
Mangan, and that is Guides" IF The
name Guides" is not on the package
,, it is not Pepto-Mangan.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-12-15
OUT MEAT WHEN
KIDNEYS BOTTLE R
Take Glass of Salts Before Breakfast
If Your Back Hurts or Bladder
Is Troubling You.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by flush
ing the kidneys occasionally, says a
well-known authority. Meat forms uric
acid which excites the kidneys they
become overworked from the strain, get
sluggish and fail to filter the waste
and poisons from the blood. then we get
sick. Nearly all rheumatism, head
aches, liver trouble, nervousness, dir
illness, sleeplessness and urinary dis
orders come from sluggish kidneys
The moment you feel dull ache in
the kidneys or your back hurts or if
the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of
sediment, irregular of passage or at
tended by a sensation of scaIding, stop
eating meat and get about four ounces
of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take
a teaspoonful in glass of water be-
fore breakfast and in few days your
kidneys will act fine. This famous
salts is made from the acid Of grapes
and lemon juice, combined with litha
and has been used for generations to
flush and stimulate the kidneys, also
to neutralize the acids in urine so it
no longer causes irritation, thus end
ing bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent Htha- water drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active and the blood
pure, thereby avoiding serious kidney
com plica tions.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-12-15
BOOZE FOUND ABOARD
THE STEAMER OREGON

Inspector Quina and j. 3. Cooper,
of Tampa, yesterday discovered several
quarts of liquor aboard the American
steamer Oregon, Immediately after
that vessel arrived here from Nicara-
qua. The liquor was turned over to
custom house officials and an inves-
tigation will be made by U. S. Mar
shall Perkins.
dian, master of the vessel, was aware
of the presence of the intoxicants
aboard his ship, but every effort wilt
be made to place the blame on the
guilty parties.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-12-15
Ed. C. Mutt Tent Show.

Ed. C. Mutt Comedy Players start
the second week of their engagement
by offering for the first three nights
of this week Whitney Collins big play
THE Girl Without Chance" with all
new vaudeville between acts.
This play is entirely different to any
the company so far have offered and
wherever offered is one that never
fails to please and has enjoyed long
runs in the large cities, winning much
praise both from the press and public
alike. Special scenery and electrical
effects are. carried for this one par
ticular play and nothing is overlooked
even to the smallest detail. All new
vaudeville numbers will be introduced
between acts, making it continuous
with no long waits.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-12-15
NECLECTING THAT
COLD OR COUGH?
When Or. Kings New Discovery sc
Promptly Checks 1t.

It's natural you don't want to be
careless and let that old cold or cough
drag on or that new attack develop
seriously Not when you can get such
a proved successful remedy as DR..
Kings New Discovery.
Cold, cough. grippe. Group does not
resist this standard reliever very
long It's quality is as high today as 1t
always has been-and it's been grow
ing more than fifty years. soc and
s120 a bottle at all druggists.
constipated? Here's Relief.
Not that often harmful. always vio-
lent and temporary help that comes
from harsh purgatives, but the COM
Portable, gratifying, corrective regu-
lation of stubborn bowels so pro-
nounced in DIR. Kings New Life Pills.
Tonic in action. they promote free
bile flow, stir up the lazy, thoroughly
but gently cleanse the system of waste
matter and fermenting foods, and give
you keen zest for hard work and
healthful recreation. All druggists
Csc.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-12-15
4 NASTY COLD
EASED 1T ONCE
'Pape's Cold Compound"
breaks up a cold in a
few hours.

Don't stay stuffed upi Quit blow
ing and snuffling! A dose of ..Pape's
Cold Compound" taken every two
hours until three doses are taken
usually breaks up a severe cold and
ends all grippe misery.
The very first dose opens your clog
ged up nostrils and the air passages
of the head; stops nose running; re-
lieves the headache. dullness. fever
ishness, sneezing. soreness and stiff
ness
''Pape,s Cold Compound" is the
quickest surest relief known and costs
only few cents at drug stores. 1t
acts without assistance, tastes nice,
contains no quinine. Insists or Pape's!
ADV.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-12-15
HI. C. JOHNSON FIRST
TO UNROLL AT u. OF F.

No matter how many thousands take
the courses offered by the correspon-
dence study department of the general
extension division which represents
the University of Florida and the
Florida State College for Women, H.
C. Johnson has the distinction of being
the first to enroll. He has attended the
University of Florida three terms and
is taking a correspondence course in
English toward his A. B. degree.
Mr.. Johnson is principal of the
junior high school at Melrose. His
twenty seven months of teaching in
clude ten months in the army. In the
eight months he was an instructor in
schools for ilIiterates at Remount Sta
at Camp Travers, Tex. and
he taught more than $50 men to read
and write freely. He was then detailed
as instructor in mathematics and as
sistant instructor in fire discipline in
the artillery officers training camp at
Camp Zachary Taylor, KY, where he
was mustered out of service two
months later.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-12-15
FRENCH SEEK
GERMAN ships
FINAL OWNERSHIP OF FORMER
LY GERMAN VESSELS A MAT
TER OF DISCUSSION AMONG
FRENCH AND BRAZiLiANS.

Rio De Janeiro. Dec 13-One of the
first duties of Alexandra Comfy, the
first French ambassador to Brazil.
viii be to secure for France, either
by purchase or pro1ongation of the
leasing contract already existing, the
use of a large part of the German ship
ping seized in Brazilian ports dur
ing the war.
Considerable discussion has been go
ing on in the Brazilian press as to
the final ownership of the formerly
German vessels taken over and leased
to France. In some quarters it had
been asserted that all German ships,
no matter where seized, would be di-
vided proportionately among the vari-
Gus allied powers which participated
in the war.
The official view here, however. is
that Brazilian ownership of vessels
seized in Brazilian waters is estab-
lished both by the leasing contract
with France, which describes the ships
speciality as "ships belonging to the
Lloyd Brasileirro Brazilian govern
ment m Ell c h n t fleet, and by
the Versailles treaty, which vests the
| ownership of vessels seized in allied
ports to the respective countries in
which the seizures were made.
A local paper, however, has asked
| ITO whom do the ships now actually
belong?" and called upon the govern
ment to explain.
| In reply the government stated tnat
while the peace conference did con-
slider dividing all such ships among
the allies, the United States opposed
| the idea. France. the statement said,
opposed a general clause giving such
ships to the nations which seized them
| +, ~,
regarding the ships seized in Brazil
the ownership of these vessels is de-
termined by the clause in the Versall-
| les treaty giving the ships seized IN
allied ports to the countries Selling the
vessels. The official statement further
admits that an offer of sale for some
of the ships was made last June. II
said that certain negotiations were SCI
on foot looking to a renewal OK the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-12-15
BEDFORD PRISON
AFFAIRS PROBED

Bedford, New York. Dec 13-Mrs
Elizabeth Nichols. IS years old, today
told John S. Kennedy, vice president
of the prison commission investigating
conditions at the Bedford reformatory,
that when she was accused of shaking
the cell door. guards bound her arms
and legs in a blanket and ducked her
head in cold water several times. She
told of being handcuffed to the cell "a
hours in a standing position during
the day and a sitting position at night.
She acted queerly while testifying
and Kennedy suggested she be sent
to the school for the feeble minded.
Lillian Rosenstein said last June she
and two other girls We're strung up
with their feet off the floor for 90
minutes.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-12-15

They have no children,
and the wife wants none, as she thinks
they are to. much bother. So, with none
in his family to show the little atten-
lions which his sensitive artists soul
Graves Bruce is unhappy.
Fate Takes Hand.
Things reach the pass where he and
his wife feel that they cannot go on
living together, and the wife decides
that she will take trip to italy so
that she may think over a permanent
separation. Fate dictates that this
move shall bring her husband in the
end happiness, and that she shall be
the instrument used. With COM
panion she visits the convent in which
may be seen the Frampinii Madonna.
There the American women find a
little Italian girl who has been brought
up inside the convent, innocent and
with the ways of the
world. She longs for knowledge of how
people live outside. but most of all she
longs for babies. She has seen but
one-that in the arms of the Madonna.
She asks the American women if there
are real babies of flesh and blood in
the world. The women tell her that
,, there are many babies in America and
| that some of them are cold and hungry
Many Novel Situations.
! This touches the heart of the italian
girl, Berenice, and she decides thai
she shall go to America and succo
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1919-12-15

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To get the genuine. call for full name
LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE Tab
lets. Look for signature of E. w.
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