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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
"KILL.JOYS"
Constipation. Headache.
Colds, Biliousness ended
with "Cascarets"

Nothing takes the JOY out Of life
quicker than Il disordered liver or
waste-clogged bowels. Don't stay sick,
bilious, headachy. constipated Remove
the liver and bowel poison which is
keeping your head dizzy, your tongue
coated, your breath bad and stomach
sour. Why not spend a few cents for a
box of Cascarets and enjoy the
incest, gentlest laxatiye-cathartic you
ever experienced? Cascarets never
grippe, sicken or Inconvenience one like
Salts, Oh, Calomel or harsh pills. They
work while you sIcep.-Adv.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
Eases
At oncel Relief with
"Pape's Cold Compound

The first dose eases your cold Don't
stay stulfed-up! Quit blowing and
snuffiingl A dose of "Pape's Cold
Compound taken every two hours un-
til three doses are taken usually
grippe misery.
Relief awaits you! Open your
cl0gged-up nostrils and the air pass
ages Of your head; stop nose running :;
relieve the headache, dullness, fever
ishness, sneezing, soreness and stiff
ness.
"Papes Cold Compound is the
quickest. surest relief known and costs
only a few cents at drug stores. 1t
acts without assistance. Tastes nice.
Contains no quinine. Insist on
pape'S ADV.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01

Kidney disease is no respecter of per-
sons. A majority of the ills affecting
people today can be traced back to the
kidney trouble.
The Kidneys are the most important
organs of the body. They are the FL
terers of your blood. If the poisons
which are swept from the tissues by the
blood are not eliminated through the
kidneys, disease OF one form or another
will claim you as a victim.
Kidney disease is usually indicated by
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervousness,
dependency, backache, stomach trou-
Bile, pain in loins and lower abdomen,
gall stones, gravel, rheumatism, sciatica
and lumbagO. sers~
All these arrangements are natures
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
IT'S NOT YOUR HEART;
IT'S YOUR KIDNEYS

signals that the kidneys need help.
You should use GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem Oil Capsules Immediately. The
soothing, healing oil stimulates the
kidneys, relieves inflammation and de-
stroys the germs which have caused it.
Go to your druggist today and get q
box of GOLD MEDAL Harlem Oil
Capsules. In twenty-four hours you
should feel health and vigor returning.
After you feel somewhat improved
continue to take one or two capsules
each day, SO as to keep the first-class
condition and ward off the danger OK
other attacks. --~r--~- '-q'-
Ask for the original imported GOLD
MEDAL brand. Three sizes. Money re-
funded if they do not help you.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01

post from his office. And. furthermore
he must learn how it happened that
the little oriole had not been duly in
sured as directed by the owner ana
consignor.
Indeed" said Mrs. Nj. (said owner
and consignor) Il surely told that
man to insure the oriole, and now
ought to he paid.
II certainly am sorry the poor thing
got hurt" humbly replied the post
master.
you know what an oriole is. don't
YOU, Mr. Springsteen?"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
Excuse Recalled,

Robert had finished the evening meal
and had politely asked to be excused.
As he started to play his mpthe~ began
serving those still at the table with
watermelon. Realizing he had left too
soon, Robert ran to his place and as he
climbed up In his chair said: I'D for
gotten the watermelon. so excuse me
back"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
WASN'T a Bird

Solnethlng bad gone sadly wrong in
postoHlce, and various employees
ueo hsfher and thither and knitted
W orows in attempts TO ascertain
~ was what and why.
e springsteen. postmaster, lost
irliie Of his customary calm as
suefieu among messengers, car
! - cierks and others to learn how
n'gnt be that poor little oriole
INJURED while in transit by parcel
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
KEEP 1T HANDY

If you paid a specialist $500 for a
prescription, you would not get any
thing that would give quicker relief
for Group, Catarrh, Colds, or Sore
Throat, than VACHER BALM, which
only costs 25c in jars, or tubes.
Write for Samples and Agents
Prices. Beware of limitations. e. W..
Vacher, Inc, New Orleans, La.-Adv.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
UnIadylike Behavior.

Bernice was in the habit of calling
her father on the telephone. On one
particular occasion she had lifted up
the receiver and had asked for the
number wanted. After waiting about
a minute the operator told her to hang
up because the line was busy. After
she hung up she exclaimed to her
mother, standing close by: "Oh,
mamma, the lady chased me off the
phone"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
STRANGERS Prepared For.

Does this dog growl?" asked the
lady of the dog dealer. "Oh. yes,
ma'am." was the answer. "Well, /
YOU want something that will grow
when strangers come around?" mo
My husband will attend to that"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
Clever Strategy.

A farmer, whose watermelon patch
had been the object of several raids
by passing motorists, secured i'm
munity by posting the following sign
conspcuouslt near the roadside:
'Warning: Six of these melons are
shot full Of strychnine and nobody
but me knows which ones they are!"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
Narrow Squeak

1our front door is unlocked. sir"
~ Ls'eu the policeman when he found
30 Mr Bolsover had gone to bed
~ attending to his locks.
s az right" replied the burglar
wy bedroom window a minute
My son will lock it when he
nome. Here's a shilling for
easiiy earned bob !" chuckled
'Seman as he walked away.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
We Eat Little Rice.

Scarcely six pounds of rice is con-
sumed each year by every resident Of
the United States as compared with
a per capita consumption in England
of twenty-seven pounds, In France Of
thirty-four pounds, and in Italy Of 1O1
mounds.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
Sneeds Building.

Norwegian builders have developed
a method of construction for tempo
rary structure In which netting made
OF wooden rods is fastened TO the up
rights, bound together with wire, and
covered with plaster.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01

various places, 50 they would be Sc
cretly obtainable. During the trick
forgot about this and happened to
turn my back to the audience. whence
came innumerable shouts of laughter,
causing me untold embarrassment
Exchange.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
spR4ZzYC
rl~LtNCDc0N

nmEs P. RICHARDSON.
y the Prose- Preparatory
School, Houston, TeX9
ryERAL years ago, in re-
~, sponse to the urge then
NV nrovalent of Back to the
Farm | traded my large
an city property for an 8O-acre
n. ample farm in the Ozark
E& mountains. This farm had
VV o,ce been exceedingly val
uable, but under a non-res-
wrer and a very shiftless tenant
!, Noon allowed to degenerate TIL
almost yaIueless. | took pos
IN IN July and the gross receipts
sles that fall from the ehtire
we're less than $so-less than a
4 an acre in income.
IA moved to the farm with my
/, and I devoted that winter to
,Ipg apple culture. l procured
Ind all the pamphlets issued by
,.,ional government and the state
4, subject and correspondent with
,rsful apple growers. BY spring
n myself competent to assume con-
Under my direction we pruned
poved the orchard and sprayed
nat we thought the proper time.
had large crop-or what seemed
No large one--picking more than
1a1 bushels Of apples. They were.
rever, Of poor grade and affected
hitter rot and San Jose scale,
n the curculio moth made heavy
raees. My net income was S7OO.
realized now that it was neces-
4 to appeal for help. l did so.
u the suggestion Of the state
n Of agriculture I secured the serv-
Of young man just graduated
In the college of agriculture, where
had spent four years in studying
nit raising, particularly apples. He
me to the farm In January and l
@ce put him in complete charge.
/ Re knew his business. | believed in
h from the start. To watch him
nne the trees was an inspiration. He
3k the utmost care not TO infect
y tree from another, using aseptic
Buttons with his tools. He cut the
)Ss till | feared there would be lit
J left. But most of all to be adj
fred was his method Of determining
(ten and how to spray. From the
|1ous trees he cut cultures which he
|sred to grow in fruit jars, and
niched them for the development Of
n various kinds of diseases. With
v knowledge he set his time for
Faylng, and mixed his ingredients to
TIC spttiul CuSeS.
The result was astounding that very
NJ We harvested more than 5000
ashels Of apples, and more than three
larths Of them were of first grade.
v old farmer neighbors who had
'ughed at the college Teller" who
70 my orchard, now came and admit
q that he was right and asked him
give them suggestions with their
m fruit.
But not yet had l succeeded; for ]
AIMED that 1t was not enough to
nov how to raise superior apples, l
luN also learn how to market them.
Y SOD them through the usual chan
y q the, jobbers In the large cities,
g our income for the whole season
. but slightly more than $1,000
. ~ cents a bushel on the average
lrst-class fruit.
me )obbers reported to us that our
'puents came at time of glutted
'fSets, or were so badly damaged on
way that they had to be sacri-
y. One carload of Jonathans
lcn ] had carefully selected and
'Aed myself. knowing that not
y apple went into the boxes. was
hea INTO vinegar as being too small
! 'oo poor TO be sold for eating;
any rate that was the report sent
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01

"A narrow squeak" said the bur-
gIar with a sheet round his shoulders
as he turned back into the bedroom.
Very" replied his accomplice
whose hands were tightly clasped over
poor Mr. Bolsover's mouth.-London
Ideas
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
Mentality.

Mrs. Willis-"She says she has had
four husbands. What tv were they?'
Mrs. Gillis-"The n .lai. tempera-
mental, accidental 4 Experimental"
Town Topics.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
a Mild Gall.

81 don't mind you writing gush let
tiers in Office hours" explained her
employer, "but the management of the
building complains that you put so
much love in them that they block up
the mail chute"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
ASPIRIN FOR COLDS

Insist on "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
IN "Bayer package" containing prep
er directions for Colds, Pain, Head
ache, Neuralgia, Lumbago, and Rheu-
natism. Name "Bayer" means genuine
Aspirin prescribed by physicians for
nineteen years. Handy tin boxes OF IL
tablets cost few cents. Aspirin is trade
mark of Bayer Manufacture of Mono
aceticacidester of Salicylcacid.-Adv.
Taking things as they come and sell
ing them at profit begets success.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
ParIor MAGIC Exposed.

1t happened when | was performing
few feats in parlor magic for social
gathering. For the purpose OF the
trick it was necessary to have guam
tity of coins fastened behind me In
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01

"Oh, yes, | know, it's bird" came
the proud reply.
mo ii isn't either" said Mrs. NJ.
at is one of those baby carts that
fold up"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
WHEN MEALS
HIT BACK
"Pape's Diapepsin" instantly
Ends Indigestion, Sourness,'
Stomach Acidity

Are Jumps Of undigested food caus-
ing you pain? Is your stomach acid,
gassy, sour, or have you flatulence,
heartburn? Then take Pape's Diapep-
sin.
Just as soon as you eat tablet or
two of Pape's Diapepsin all that dys-
pepsia, indigestion and stomach dis
tress caused by acidity ends. These
pleasant, harmless tablets Of Pape's
Diapepsin never fail to make sick,
upset stomachs feel fine at once. and
they cost very little at drug stores. Adv
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
How Weather Affects Steel.

In the heat Of summer, owing to ex-
pansion, a steel bridge is appreciably
longer than it Is in the winter, and at
various times of the year it may be
longer on one side than on the other.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
sPOHN MEDICAL CO.,

Work will bring success-and the
more folks you have working for you
the more success you will achieve.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01

"For heavens sake!" is an express
sion that doesn't apply to some of the
theatrical stars
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01

FOR HEADACHES
There isn't any Headache remedy
that does the work like CAPUDINE.
It gives quick relief from Headaches
of all kinds. Trial size 10 cts. Larger
sizes also-ITS LIQUID.-adv.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01

It's all right to blow your own horn
occasionally, but don't give a concert.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01

Many housewife would like to
know the recipe for keeping a cook.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01

Many man seems dead to the
world when he is buried in thought.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01

Ignorant people are born critics.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
Save the Babies

GNFANT MORTALITY something gtu We hardly realize that
of civilized
nearly die before they reach tirven
before they e and onehaf before
they fifteen
We to q
lives Neither hesitate that
ane deaths occaoned by the narcotic preparations
and soothing sold for chren complaints contain
less morphine They considerable quantities.
deadly poisons quantity they stupy red circulation and lead
There the Ca
it bears the signature of Chas H. Fletcher n
narcotics of
<IEzS
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1919-11-01
For Grip. Colds and
MALARIA
III Ch|LL|fUGf
kills the Malaria germ ond
regulates the liver.
rs CENTS

UNUSUAL OPPORTUNITY to secure in,
vestment stocks, leading st. Louis auto fac
tory, industrial. mining, copper and silver
Good possibilities. Write A. X. Nilsson, 1914
Central Nat. Bank Bldg.. 81. Louis. Mo.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-09-04
WHITE ON THE LEAGUE

William Allen White, of whats the
Matter With Kansas fame, Journalist,
lecturer, novelist and reporter extra
ordinary spoke last night at the Opera
house under the auspices of the League
to Enforce Peace Albert Hougen, who
presided, and Major A. l.. Nash held
the crowd with short talks awaiting Mr..
Whites arrival. lie gave an interesting
account of the day by day proceedings
of the peace conference as seen by an
American reporter.
He is strong for the League of Ma
tions as an attempt to make another
general war less likely to occur, al
though admitting the defects of the
present treaty.
The most general applause was perhaps
when he said that if he were a United
States senator he would vote to reject
the Shantung proposal of the proposed
treaty. 1t was rapid fire talk, with
frank expression of Objectionable
things that could not be helped. Civ
ing the president full credit for his
great accomplishment he said that he
had defects of character that prevent
his working with other strong men,
making him solitary worker and max
ing American accomplishment less than
it might have been had we had a body
of strong workers as the other nations
had He pictured clearly the wide diff
ference between Americanf ath in
spiritual things and European material
Stic motives and aims.
At the end he answered at length the
questions of seven or eight auditors
who, upon invitation, asked questions.
lie had a large audience and the ap-
plause seemed to be pretty evenly di-
vided between his praises of the presi-
dent and his criticisms of him.
1t was a fine talk, entertaining and
Illuminating. He ahsolved the League
to Enforce Peace from responsibility
for his utterances and took pains to
make it clear that he was speaking only
for William Allen White.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-09-04
SWITCHMAN KILLED

George Vollendorf, well known as
"Dick," a switchman in the Chicago x
North Western Railway yards for
years past met his death under a switch
engine in the yards Sunday evening.
Nollendorf had just set three cars on
a siding and was walking along ahead
of the engine. The heel of his shoe
caught in frog. The engine was
close behind and he tried frantically to
Jerk his shoe clear. Engineer Dickman
saw his terrible position and did every
thing in his power to stop the loco
motive but with only a few yards of
space the engine could not be brought
to a standstill and it slowly rolled over
the unfortunate man and virtually cut
his body in two Death must have
been instantaneous.
He is survived by his widow and two
children, Raymond, l5, and Norma, ID.
The funeral is being held this after
noon from the home at 8l7 South 18th
street Rev. Grether officiates at the
home and the Royal League at Ever
green.
Vollendorf was a star third baseman
when Manitowoc had one of the best
semi-pro teams in the state, being not
only fine fielder but a leader at bat
ting. lie played professional ball later
in the Southern league. For a long
time he was member of the city fire
department and of late years has been
at the more remunerative task of rail
road switchman. He was ~ years of
age and a fine, Industrious, intelligent
citizen who had hosts of friends who
grieye over his untmely and tragic
death.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-09-04
CeGlELSKl SHOOTS WELL

Lieut.. Stephen Cegielski, member of
the local state guard company and a
member of the regimental rifle team
has been making a good record in the
national rifle tournament at Caldwell,
New Jersey. He received two medals
last week for having perfect scores at
200 yards and 500 yards. The tourna-
ment ended last Saturday. Wisconsin
is in seventh place, good record. The
team from the overseas army took first
place and also five of the first ten indi-
vidual places. First individual prize
went to Sergt. T. b. Crowley as champ
ion military rifleman of the United
States. He had high scores at all dis
tances.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-09-04
ITEMS FROM THE PILOT FILES
FIFTY YEARS AGO

On Monday last, while The spile-
driver was at work below Rand's ship
yard, man named Freeman Kelley
engaged on board and while in the act
of performing some duty under the i'm
mense driving hammer the rope that
held it up snapped in two and came
down, falling so near him as to knock
off his hat; unfortunately the hammer
struck one of his hands, smashing it so
badly that amputation half way be
tween the wrist and knuckles was
found to be necessary. If the rope had
held but a moment longer and then
gave way, it is likely that death would
have been the result, as Mr. Kelley was
about to go under the hammer to ad-
just something. He is workingman
with large family dependent on him
for support.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-09-04
DOCTORS MEET IN OPEN

The physicians of Manitowoc and
Calumet counties had dinner in the
open among the pines at the county's
sanitarium near Whitelaw last Thurs
day.
County board members, Judges
Chloupek and Schmidt and Sheriff
Brennan were there too. After an in
spection of the institution the guests
had a social gathering with speeches.
DR.. j. NJ. Kelley, president of the Man
itowoc county society ard physician of
the sanitarium, presided. DR.. William
Ross of Milwaukee gave a talk on tub
erculosis sanitarium treatment. There
were then talks by Miss Lohman, She
boygan county visiting nurse, Judge
Chloupek, Major Bells, Nj. D., an
army tuberculosis specialist and Judge
A. H. Schmidt. There were three doc
tors, majors, present, Shimek, Gates
and Bells. Nearly all the physicians
in the county were present
The puzzzling thing about this ac-
count is how our worthy sheriff horns
in wherever gathering of any kind
is being held. Not being content with
being an irish officer of the state skat
league he foregathers with lawyers and
doctors and candlestick makers on
every possible occasion.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-09-04
NC MULLEN &PlTz GET CONTRACT

Messrs. McMuIien q PITT of Mani
towoc was awarded contract last
Monday by the Wisconsin Shipbuilding
and Navigation corporation for work
on the shipyard. The gentlemen were
in the city on Tuesday to look over the
property to determine as to where they
will place their machinery. Their crew
is busy now at their plant at Manito-
woe getting things ready to move to
Kewaunee and the firm expects to have
the machinery and crew on the ship
yard property before the weekend if
weather conditions permit. Pile driv-
ing will be started the day after the
machinery has been set up here at ke-
waunee.-Kewaunee County Press
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1919-09-04
EMPTY TANK CAR GUSHES FIRE

Last Thursday evening at 9:l5 there
YVES a swishing roar that lasted several
Secol DIS. 1t sounded like prolonged
explosion but as such a thing seemed
impossible the people who came out
into the streets all over town to find
out what the trouble was were puzzled.
Rumors flew about starting from
guesses. People from all over town
went toward the steel shipyard from
the direction of which the sound
seemed to come. The source of the
noise was easily located in the 500
Line yards. A cloud of black smoke
and an unmistakable odOr lowered
around tank car in the yard. The
story was that the Clark Oil company
had empted the car of gasoline Thurs
day That evening Reinhart Herzog
and Oscar Benson, two car repairerS
essayed to examine the contents of the
empty tank. Herzog lowered his Ian
tern into the manhole and the result
was what the city heard. A column of
flame shot up and scared Herzog in
spots up one side. Had he leaned over
the opening the result may be con-
jectured. Benson was unhurt They
were so surprised they couldn't give a
coherent account of it for some time
Herzog will soon be about. The car
was not injured.