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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-06
No WORRY AT ALL

At Princeton they tell of a fresh
man who, as he blithely went his way
whistling on the streets one day, was
accosted by a classmate:
"Whither away?'
TN going up to Doctor Smiths to
be examined for appendicitis" said
the other.
"Great Caesar" exclaimed the
classmate. you don't seem to be very
much worried about IT,"
"Oh. no" said the freshman.
there won't be anything doing. I've
never been able to pass an eXamina-
tion the first time in all my fair
young fe."-Everybody s.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-06

2,274 branch unions with a member
ship of 24S,SS7.
| 1t was announced also that 201,4S2
members of Canadian locals are affil-
ated with 1897 branches of inter
! national organizations.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-06
Union Labor in
Canada Increases

Ottawa, Ont, May 6.-Statistics
collected by the Federal Department
of Labor in its quest for reconstruc-
ton information, sho wa marked in
crease during the past year in the
strength of union labor in Canada,
according to an official announce
ment.
The labor census in 1917 showed
1874 branches with a membership
of 204,630. Totals for 1918 are
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-06

When n siXteen-year- girl is
kidnapped by a man she neither knows
h er husband without
BiI'ic Burke nor cares for and IS
1T the forced to marry MIN
Regent and thereafter leaves
even knowing his name.
it is to be expected that interesting
developments will occur. This is
amply proved by the story of Good
Gracious. Annabelle," in which Billie
Burke is starring at the Regent
Thcater. Tomorrow and Thursday
Fred stone will appear in johnny
Get Your Cum
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-06

The musical comedy appearing on
the Majestic bill this week furnishs :
BON Voyage" and IS
Excellent the kind of entertain
singers ut the ment that will appeal
Majestic to all. 1t is entitled
replete with good COM
eGy, singing and dancing. is elabo-
rately staged and costumed. making
pleasing sight attraction" The
Monarch Comedy Four, an aggrega-
tion of male singers. are scoring a big
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-06

Lieutenant Jimmie" Europe is
bringing his band back to Harrisburg
for a one-day stand tomorrow. NATL
the Hell Fighters"
F'urOpc's Band nee and night, at the
Returns Orpheum. This famous
Tomorrow regimental band 0f
369th l. 8. Infantry.
which set Harrisburgers feet a-shuf-
fling when it was heard here in
March has been as far west as Chi
cago upon its tour de jazz" and is
now playing return dates in prac-
t!Cally all the cities Of the east
From here the band goes direct to
Philadelphia for a one-day visit and
from there to Boston. for a three
DAYS stay in Mechanics Hall the
largest auditorium in New England.
This orga nization of siXty-fve musi-
clan veterans OF fifteen months serv-
ice overseas has been creating a SEN
sation upon tour with their snappv
programs. Harrisburg heard and en-
ioyed their concerts here in March.
and voted 1t some show" and there
are in this land many paleface direc-
tors who could learn much of band
discipline, personal presence and pre-
cision from this dusky and musica!
jim Europe. Lieutenant Eurone
promises a change of programs for
his return visit here. with new solos.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-06

To-day is the last chance for Har-
risburg motion picture patrons to see
of Patience Sparhawk, in
At the Madame Petrova, the Pol
Victoria ish actress, take the part
her latest photoplay re-
lease. The Panther. Woman" This
is the picture in which the famous
Sing Sing prison is reproduced in de-
tail. Tomorrow starts a two-day
run OF one of the greatest pictures the
Victoria theater has ever played. 1t
is Tho Unchastened Woman" featur-
ing Grace Valentine. Webster says
the word unchaste means not CONT
rent; not pure: lewd-but this screen
star has a diferent meaning for it,
but according to an agreement we
are not allowed to tell what her
meaning is; therefore. you will have
to see the picture. Coupled with this
attraction is Charlie Chaplin-one of
the screen stars that needs no intro
duction. in "A Night in the SHOW"
This is one of the pictures that made
Charlie famous. Friday and Saturday,
Florence Reed will be shown in Her
Code OF Honor" This is a picture
which appeals to all classes, but
mostly for the women.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-06

Pater Familias (sternly) - You
can't walk in this house and hang up
your hat, young man.
Bashful Wooer (meekly)-I know
| can't sir You're sitting on it.
Baltimore American.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-06
s'2MTSEI If|aI J NENTS5

Douglas Fairbanks tells this one
regarding Edgar Selwyn, the noted
playwright. and the latter's feelings
on bidding good-by to his famous
wife, Margaret Mayo, who, you re-
member, went to France with the
overseas Players to entertain the SOL
oIers in the trenches.
How did YOU feel being separated
from your wife after your long, happy
eighteen married years?"
Like Nathan Hale" answered Sell
wEn' with bright promptness; Sorry
had only one wife to give to my
country"
Dustin Farnums next United Pic
ture Theaters, Inc, screen Offering,
now IN course of production at the
Brunton studios. Los Angeles, will
Berst, United,s president, announces.
The story, which is by Thomas &C.
rashty. has hitherto borne the work
ing title, The Harvest of Shame"
ORPHEUM
Wednesday, matinee and night, May
t-Return engagement of Jim Eu-
rope end his band, The Hell Fight
Friday night and Saturday matinee
and night. May and 9 = A. II.
Woods offers "Friendly Enemies"
High Class Vaudeville The Monarch
Comedy Four, male singers: Boy
Voyage musical comedy with eight
people; Jack Morrissey and Com
pany in novelty Offering: McDon-
aid and Cleveland in comedy songs
and nonsense: Thomas P Jackson
and Company. in the comedy sketch,
Once a Thief"
beginning Thursday of this week -
First instalment of the new serial
The Tigers Trail" featuring Ruth
Roland.
COLONIAL
To-day - Alice Joyce in Cambria
Mask"
Wednesday and Thursday Mabel
Normand in The Pest"
REGENT
To-day - Billie Burke, in Good Gra-
cious, Annabelle."
VICTORIA
To-day - Nine. Petrova in THE
Panther Woman"
Wednesday. and Thursday-"The Tn
chastened Woman"
Friday and aturdav-Florence Reed
in Her Code of Honor"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-06

hit with their excellent singing and
comedy Other choice attractions are
Mcdonald and Cleveland, young cou-
Fle Offering neat song and patter
skit; Thomas L. jackson and Com
pany in clever comedy dramatic
playlet entitled "Once a Thief" and
Jack Morrissey and Company pre-
senting a novelty Offering which con-
sists Of sharpshootiug. whip crocking
and lasso throwing.
Beginning Thursday of this week
the opening instalment of another
thrilling serial, The Tigers Trail"
starring beautiful Ruth Roland, will
be shown.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-06

The Cambria Mask" the photo
play adapted from r. W. Chambers
time to-day. This picture
At the novel, shows at the Co.
Colonial lonial theater for the last
played to great crowds
Yesterday and from all indications
the crowds will be even larger to-
day. Tomorrow petite Mabel Nor
mand will be shown in her latest re-
lease, The Pest" This is the story
OF a mischievous girl who can't be-
have. Friday and Saturday the CO.
lonial management has booked one of
the best pictures shown here in
months. entitled Getting Mary Mar
ried,' featuring Marion Davies.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06

Of the nation will be restored. TO
hold the priceless possessions
which are possible only under
stable, just government, the peo-
pie will make all needful sacri-
fices, perform any duty however
stern, endure like men any hard
ship, counting it all nothing as
compared with the supreme OBJ
ject, the preservation Of the insti-
tutions which are the basis of all
our prosperity and happiness. 1t
is the will of America that it
shall be thus and the will Of
America is unconquerable.
The clear vision Of every true
American can see the sun shining
always and he has the courage to
face any task with a calm mind
md an undaunted heart. The !
sun s" out" and it is going to
tay out. Much obliged to you,
Hr. Limo Man.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06
soLsAEvIN HAUL WAS BIG

Vladivostock. Eleven generals and
one Thousand other officers OF the
army of Supreme Ruler Kolchak
wewre captured by the Bolshevlki
at Omsk, according to Colonel G. H.
Emerson, assistant Ito John f. stev-
ems, head CT the American Railway
commossion. Thirty-nine thousand
troops also were taken.
War material seized by the Bolshe-
wiki, according to information receiv-
ed by Colonel Emerson, included 2,00Cf
machine guns, 10000 uniforms with
overcaots, 100000 rounds of anu
milton, rs locomotives and 5000 load
ed cars.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06

Proverbs t6:23-32.
The heart of the wise teacheth his
mouth, and addeth learning to his
lips.
Pleasant words are as honeycomb,
sweet to the soul, and health to the
bones.
There is a way that seemeth right
unto a man; but the end thereof are
the ways of death.
He that laboreth, laboreth for him
self; for his mouth craveth it of
him.
An ungodly man diggeth up evil;
and in his lips there is as a burning
fire.
A froward man soweth strife; and
whisper separateth chief friends.
A violent man enticeth his neigh
Dor, and leadeth him into the way
that is not good.
Hhe shutteth his eyes to devise fro
ward things; moving his lips he
bringeth evil to pass.
The hoary head is a crown Of
glory, if it be found in the way of
righteousness.
He that is slow to anger is better
than the mighty; and he that ruleth
his spirit than he that taketh a city.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06
Do You snIoy Your MeaIss

II you do not enjoy your meals your
digestion II faulty. Eat moderately
especially of meats, masticate your
food thoroughly. Let five hours
elapse between meals and take one of
Chanberlain's Tablets Immediately
after supper and you will soon find
your meals to be real pleasure
Adv.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06
YALE COACH DIRECTS
OARSMEN FROM AIRPLANE

New Haven.-George Van SAINT,
voored. one of the Yale crew caoch-
es, inaugurated novel stunt recent.
ly when he directed the movements
of one of the Yale crews from an
airr!ane in the local harbor. Lieu
tenant Lucas, of the local aviation
school, piloted the plane while Van
Santvoored megaphoned Ito the crew.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06
DIAMOND SALES SOAR
DESPITE HIGH LIVING

Chicago.-The high cost of living
has not restricted demand for dia-
monds, according ito records of the
United States collector of customs
for October. More than $2,000,000
worth of diamonds were imported
from Holland by Chicago Jewellers
by registered mail alone.
This broke all previous records
here.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06
BICYCLES POPULAR IN MEXICO


Mexico City Automobiles, motor
cycles and other gasoline driven We.
hicles have not deposed the plebian
bicycle as the most popular means
of locomotion in Mexico City. Bus
iness men use them to go to work,
government employees bowl along on
them by the score; school children
prefer them to street cars and the
omnibuses. The old-time bicycle club
of twenty years ago flourishes here
and 1T is nc uncommon sight to see
a party of men and women in the
conventional riding garb taking a
spin over the well-paved streets Of
the ca4iital
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06
EXPRESS PAcKAeETTEs

Something beyond! The Immortal
morning stands
Above THE night, clear shines her
president brow;
The pendulous star i'm her transfig-
ured hands
Lights up the Now.
Mary Clemmer.
Mayor DurbIn admits that he cut
something less than cord the
first three hours he was in the
woods A very conservative esti-
mate, of course
Hizzoner's modesty is exceeded on
ly by that of Bill Richards.
After trying both, the packagetter
is free Ito confess that it is easier to
write editorials on wood-chopping
than it is to WELD an axe.
With the country in the throes of
a coal strike and the Mexican sit
uation looking exceedingly ominous,
you might say Uncle Sam's business
is picking up some.
Another thing, those Sunday wood
chopping parties are going to furnish
a bushel of alibis to the fellows who
don't want to accompany their wives
to church.
The local Legion has invited Gen.
Pershing to pay Chickasha a visit.
Come on John, we'll guarantee you
heality welcome.
In the n DIST of all the other dole ,
full news comes the announcement
that the dictators of fashion have |
decided to change the dress styles
every month.
For our part, we don't care a dad
gum if they do; we're going to wear
our last winters suit till it is ready |
for the rag-man. Subject, of course, |
to the approval of the Mrs
Naturally, when a man does some |
thing particularly nice for his wife,
somebody is always mean enough ito
insinuate that he's trying to square
himself with her.
Si Simp says he notices that the !
roads never dry up as long as 1t
keeps raining.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06

Net wishing to be unreasonable,
we have written it oSanta Claus
withdrawing our request for load
of coal A chunk OF wood will make
us perfectly happy.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06
Reason Enough

nSaSOH |"O19H
MS Smart Il don't know what's
the matter with that little man over
there. He was so attentive a few
moments ago, and now he won't even
look at me-
Mrs. Bank: Perhaps he saw me
come in. He's my husband"
Macon Telegraph"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06
A STOLEN SMILE FER TWO


Correct
what Is meant by every cloud
having a silver lining?" asked the
teacher.
That's when a feller is so sick
that he can't go to school," replied
The redlheaded boy in the back row.
Cincinnati enquirer"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06

Si Simp says he notices that the
roads never dry up as long as it
keeps raining.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06
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SCRIPTURE
Proverbs te:2s-s2.

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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06

The local Legion has invited Gen.
Pershing to pay Chickasha a visit.
Come on John, we'll guarantee you
a heialiby welcome.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06

Naturally, when man does some
thing particularly nice for his wife,
somebody is always mean enough Ito
insinuate that he's trying to square
himself with her.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06

In the n DIST of all the other dole
full news comes the announcement
that the dictators of fashion have
decided to change the dress styles
every month.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06

For our part we don't care dad
gum if they do; we're going to wear
our last winters suit till it is ready
for the rag-man. Subject, of course,
to the approval of the 'Mrs."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-12-06

Another thing, those Sunday wood
chopping parties are going to furnish
a bushel of alibis to the fellows who
don't want to accompany their wives
to church.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-11-27
HOLDS UP
TWO MEN HERE

The epidemic of crime sweeping the
northwest struck Hood River Saturday
night. when lone footpad, taking ad-
vantage Of the absence of many. fami-
lies downtown, held up two pedestrians
at the point of revolver, robbing
them. The man. described as probably
five feet 10 inches tall and brunette.
wore a handkerchief over has face. He
indicated by his talk that he had been
an overseas soldier. At about g. so p.
m. VIM. Sylvester, on his way home.
was help up at the corner of 10th and
State streets. Fortunately Mr.. Sylves-
ter was carrying only 30 cents in silver
on his person. The bandit then walked
two blocks north and accosted Anson
Potter, who was accompanied by his
wife. Mr.. Potter was relieved OF about
$40 in money. The bandit made no
move to molest Mrs. Potters posses
sions. He seemed satisfied with MIR.
Potter's money.
Both robberies occurred at prominent
residence street intersections. Faml-
lies at supper were within rs feet OF
the scene of both holdups. The foot.
pad, however, chose corners darkened
by overhanging trees. They are the
first holdups reported in Hood River or
vicinity for nine years. and citizens are
aroused. Authorities were notified in
few minutes of the work of the foot
pad, but no trace of the man has been
gained.
Rumors of the holdups spread through
the big crowd down town and caused
numerous citizens to hurry home.
Some, before leaving over dark streets,
applying the maxim, safety first, "
left the contents of purses down town.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-11-27
LARAWAY SHOWS
RECORD UMBRELLA

W. F. Laraway claims to have the
oldest usable umbrella in the North
west. The old rain-shield, its cover
ing yelloWed from age, was bought by
Mr.. Laraway, then boy of l6. in 1864.
Il remember the incident well, says
Mr.. Laraway. 81 had just lost an UNI
brella. church revival was on in our
Iowa town. and some of the church
goers, returning home from meet
ing, had stopped in our store. When
they left they carried off my umbrella.
81 went right out and bought an
other. | took it in the back of the
store and painted on the inside this in
scription in big letters: Stolen from
W. +. Laraway. Many people have
taken that umbrella, but they have al
ways brought it back. Folks never
steal umbrellas. They just take them.
But if you permit them. they will for
get to return them. My sign in my
umbrella kept them from forgetting
their duty.
The old umbrella, its stays of bam-
boo, tipped with bone. is on display to-
day in the Laraway store window.
Alongside of it is one of the most mod
ern umbrellas obtainable. Mr.. Lara
way has just received a shipment Of
the best umbrellas to be had, and the
veteran of half century is exhibited
with them, given place of honor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-11-27
RED CROSS FEATURES
The PUBLIC HEALTH

Featuring the plans of appropriating
half of all the funds to be raised in
the Hood River county Red Cross roll
call for 1920 for the local public health
service. the executive committee ex-
poets the campaign. TO be waged De-
cember 6, inclusive. to result in a
membership of $500, in excees of that
of last year by 200.
The executive committee met Tues
day at the Commercial club and ap-
pointed district committees for the
drive, which was postponed because
all orchardists were absorbed through.
out the month of November in the big
apple harvest. 1t is hoped that 81. .25O
will be raised by the campaign for the
maintenance of public nurse. The
county court has been asked for an
appropriation of $500 to be included
in the 1920 budget.
The campaign will be enlivened by
the greatest publicity. The committee
has provided for the exhibition of a
public health reel of motion pictures at
the Liberty theatre. and Z. c. Smith,
chairman of Hood River county four
minute men during the war, has mob
ilized a corps of his fellow workers for
addresses at all valley churches and
the moving theatres.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-11-27
D. OK. KS GIVEN
CITY'S KEYS
BIG CEREMONIAL WAS HELD HERE
PythianS Stage Parade and Initiate Large
Class Last Saturday Night
Portlanders Visit

The keys Of the city were delivered
Saturday evening to The Brigands. the
uniformed team Of the Dramatic Order
of the Knights of Khorassan, an adj
vanced social department of the
Knights of Pythias, who accompanied
by the D. o. X. X. band of Portland
and Oregon Pythian Grand Lodge offic-
els came here Saturday afternoon by
special train from the Rose City. The
Portland delegation, numbering about
IS, stopped at Cascade Locks where
they were joined by 20 Pythians.
Members of the order were present
from all parts of the county, from Mo
sler and The Dslles. The Pythians
participated in an unprecedented cere
nonisl for this city attendant on the
initiation Of large class of novices
il 70 the ''Dokkies.
The Portland and neighboring town
visitors, accompanied by members of
Waucoma Lodge, staged a parade at
730 o'clock. Candidates were bound
and led through the streets at the ends
of ropes. A cafeteria dinner was
served by the Pythian Sisters of Wanna
Temple at the Knights of Pythias cas-
tie. lnitiatory work was conducted at
the big Odd Fellows hall.
The members of the new class of the
Knights of Khorassan were: Glenn
Hunt. l.. +. Thompson, Olin b. Spaul
ding. W. M. Bailey. Thomas Cameron,
Ben Horn. Carl d. Copper, Roy and
Clarence Miller, Clyde Arnold. l.. F.
Smith, Henry Van Blaricom, A. H.
Chambers, A. c. Morrow, Claude Col
Inns, j. W. Forbes. r. j. Howard, f.
J. and Walter Ford, Malcolm Button.
Jerome Hill, A. B. Cooper, Albert
Gibbons, Joseph and Chas. Lozier,
Harold Tucker, c. G. Holman, Ray
Wickham, W. B. and Beryl Webster,
Gordon Boyington. J. K. Carson. Jr.,
Floyd l.. French. Leo Hammer, o. c.
Keizer. George Nelson, Clifford Porter,
Earl Holman, Bert Lane. A. G.
Thompson, James Hatthorne, F. X.
Johnson, Ellis Wilhelm. H. Cara
brant, l.. A. f. Clark, Claude Moore,
A. }. Graham. f. M. Lape, Ray Glib
son. W. T. Frasier, j. W. ingalls,, Ar
thur Benefiel and Frank Norris.
With scores of members of the ID. O.
X. X, all wearing their fezes and ori
entail costumes of gay colors. like a
company of zouaves, mingling with
hundreds of townspeople, Hood River
Saturday night had the appearance of
far eastern bazaar. The Dokkies,
their wives and sweethearts participat,
ed in street dance.
In the early evening the general pub.
lie was given glimpse of some Of the
fun the Dokkies were having with the
candidates who walked the hot sands
In front Of the Liberty theatre two
prominent citizens were displayed in
stocks. Others filled the cells of the
lity Jail.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-11-27
CAR SHORTAGE RE-
MAINS WORST WORRY

While the shortage of cars continues
serious worry to apple shippers, fruit
is all under cover and danger from
frost damage has passed. Although
the crop of this season is an approx.
mate 10000 boxes heavier than last