The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-08-03

lingth view of yoursilf in the lukkln
glass beyunt. as youse was BLOWN OF
av the foam preparatory to committin'
the irrigashun act
What will youse have" asked the
mon, jist eXaNly loike Jerry yoused to
ask at, an before Oi thought Oi said.
a little straight, Wild u dash av lin.
mon In ut.
"Tin, nowthin' tho coweled an CLASSY
stare wild which he recayed me orther.
Oi changed ut an said, wild the cinsus
RETURNS shOwin' am abnormal amount
av wull In this country, phwat's the
proice aV Thin cotton brtches? Cotton
seq hr, sortI intherragathively spaken
sure an thim's throuswors, warrcnth
ed pure all wull wan way an IA half
an the prolce is the same as ut was
yisthirdy, plus twenty foive, twinty and
twinty ON, wild the prospects verrey
flatherin' andadc thot we won't be ali.
bul to sell the same tim youse tomorry
at less than double phwat we're askin'
today, ON account uN the warur phwat
wu2 In Urrup an the cost av berryin'
the byes pjhwat made the supreme sac.
rifice i'm orther thot the vans who
stayed here ana kept the home foires
burnm' moight invest their proffuts in
interest bearin., nontaXabul govern
mint bonds, and high spade autymo
byles.
"Becomin thoroughly satisfide thot
Oi was mistallethin in wantin' to invist
amy av me harrud earned savin's in
the clothin' loine. Oi thought Ord thry
unloadh' some av me small change in
the tillyfoamn' loine, assumin thot wild
the governmint i'm conthrOl an Misther
Burleson at the hellum, Oi would be
afther gettin' good service at a rayson-
able cost.
"Well. the gurrul grated me wild a |
coweled starre an toired impression, |
as she inquired phwat Oi wanted and .
phwat Oi wanted wild him.
"Oi wanted me honorabul an highly
motherinlaw,' says Oi, addin'
Her foam noombur is doodle sivin
none oh DOODLE wan, immatshun nv
hardwood furnishure.' 'You'se name
sivin, sivin. nawt. nawt. wan, wan, ma
pull sed the surrel, as she walloped
her chawin' gum over to the ither sode
lv her fateures.
Have ut your own way brite oies,'
'ez Oi, but give me the noomber so OF
'an talk to the deer ould lady. gettin'
'onnecshun wild the proper phonagraph
before the angel of deth garncrs her
nto tho fowlcd. J
The proice will be wan dollar an I
lointyatc cints wild the warrer tax |
dded,' said the gurrul. sure said OIL {
ii talked to the oud lady wan year Y
go today an ut only cost me a quarth- !
r. sez Oi, why the iXcess baggage d
barge sez Oh t
"An Oi hope Oi'll niVir mix annuther [
Iather av morther, Misther McGonigal, 5
le bye, if the gurrel didn't tell till me
le moose thot the advancin' charges
as made by our friendav-the- masses,
Iisther Postmasther Giniral Burleson,
orther thot the hello gurrels moight
q paid an advance of wages which the
company, up till now sames to be
lin' away in some safety deposit vault,
r the use av the gurrels afther they
ave quit the service and joined the
,st majority av the married. ,
AN thot inded me shoppin' expert
ices for the day Misther McGonigal,
Oi'm askin' youse, mon to mon,
lwat is the country comm to an
hin will the fatherless and motherless
phuns av this nashun be confronted
d proices which they can pay for the
cessities av lofe for their own chill