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The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
CaIomeI Today! Sick Tomorrow!
 Guarantee Dodson's Liver Tone
Don't take nasty dangerous calomel when bilious,
 constipated, headachy. Listen to me!

few cents under my personal guaran- tee that it will clean your sluggish liver better than nasty calomel; 1t won't make you sick and you can eat anything you want without being sali- vated. Your druggist guarantees that each spoonful will start your liver clean your bowels and straighten you up by morning or you get your money back. Children gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone because it is pleasant tast- ing and doesn't grtpe or cramp or make them sick.
 I am selling millions of bottles of Dodson's Liver Tone to people who have found that this pleasant, vege- table liver medicine takes the place of dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle on my sound reliable guarantee. Ask your druggist about mc.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17

Calomel makes you sick; you lose a days work. Calomel is quicksilver and it salivates; calomel injures your liver.
 If you are bilious, feel lazy, slug gish and all knocked out. if your bow els are constipated and your head aches or stomach is sour. just take q spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone instead of using sickening, sall- vating calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know it next morning because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be work ing, your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be sweet and bow els regular. You will feel like work ing. You'll be cheerful; full of vigor and ambition.
 Your druggist or dealer sells you a bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone for q
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
WEAK KIDNEYS MEAN
 A WEAK BODY

When you're fifty. your body begins to creak little, at the hinges. Motion is more slow and deliberate. Not so young as l used to be" is frequent and unwei, come thought. Certain bodily functions upon which good health and good spirits so much depend, are impaired The weak spot IS generally the bladder. Unpleasant symptoms show themselves. Painful and annoying complications in other organs arise. This is particularly true with el- derly people. If you only know how, this trouble can be obviated.
 For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has been relieving the in convenience and pain due to advancing years. It is a standard, old-time home remedy, and needs no introduction. It is now put up in odorless, tasteess capsules. These are easier and more pleasant to take than the oil in bottles.
 Each capsule contains about one dose of five drops. Take them just like you would any pill, with small swallow of water: They soak into the system and throw of the poisons which are making you old be- fore your time. They will quickly relieve
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
BOSCHEES SYRUP

Why use ordinary cough remedies when Boschee's Syrup has been used so successfully for fifty-one years in all parts of the United States for coughs, bronchitis, colds settled in the throat, especially lung troubles? It gives the patient q good nights rest, free from coughing, with easy expee- toration in the morning, gives nature a chance to soothe the inflamed parts, throw off the disease, helping the pa tient to regain his health. Made in America and sold for more than half a century.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17

those stiffened joints, that backache. rhcu- matism, lumbago, sciatica, gall stones, gravel, "briek dust" etc. They are an effective remedy for all diseases of the bladder, kidney, liver, stomach and allied organs.
 GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules cleanse the kidneys and purify the blood. They frequently ward of attacks of the dangerous and fatal diseases of the kd- neys. They have a beneficial effect, and often completely cure the diseases of the bodily organs, allied with the bladder and kidneys.
 If you are troubled with soreness across the Joins or with simple" aches and pains in the back take warning, it may be the preliminary indications of some dreadful malady which can be warded of or cured if taken in time.
 Go to your druggist today and get box of GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. Money refunded if they do not help you. Three sizes. GOLD MEDAL are the pure, original imported Haarlem Oil Capsules. Accept No Substitutes.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
How Times Have Changed!

"Times have changed" confessed old Riley ReZzidew of Petunia, and, some folks think, for the worse. Anyhow it seems only yesterday that the propri- etor of the Right Place store would wink customer into the back room and offer him a nip of something red and joyful. But now if he takes you back there at all it is b'cuz he wants to know just about how soon you think you'll be able to settle that little bill. D -Kansas City Star.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
SlOO Reward, SfOO

Catarrh is a local disease greatly infiu- eneed by constitutional conditions. 1t therefore requires constitutional treat ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys- tenn HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE destroys the foundation of the disease, gives the patient strength by improving the general health and assists nature in doing it's work. s1o0o0 for any case of Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE fails to cure.
 Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
 F. J. Cheney & Co.,, Toledo, Ohio.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
For What Allied Him.

The nervous wreck had explained at great length his symptoms. All that were described in the medical books he had, and some besides-all of which were described at great length.
 Do you understand me?" he finally asked the doctor when he had ended his enumeration.
 q do,s replied the doctor "and I'll give you something for your pains"
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
A Hint.

Intrepid Widow-Speaking of conun- drums, MT. Slocum, there's a good one: t.Why is the letter d like wedding ringY
 Procrastinating Bachelor-Oh, I'm no good at conundrums.
 Intrepid Widow-You give it up? Why, because i've" can't be "wed" without it.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add I oz. Bay Rum, small box of Barbo Compound, and A oz. of gly1erine. Any druggist can put this up or you can mix it at home at very little cost Full directions fer mak- ing and use come in each box of Barbo Compound It will gradually dafken streaEed, faded gray hair, and make 1t soft and glossy. It will not color the scalp is not sticky or greasy. and does not rub off Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17

such private life as remains to man in his position. His face is lined aud worn, for. in addition to his great responsibilities, he is by no means strong man physically. Diplomat ists find him uneasy to handle. He has a way of sweeping aside with a commanding gesture all but the main point. He lays down q principle, leaves it to others to fill in the de- tails without interfering with that principle, and crushes with two words those who have the temerity to at tempt any deviation therefrom.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
His First Retreat.

Has your boy Josh gone back to work?"
 Yep" replied Farmer Corntossel. "He got so tired O havin' everybody persuadin him to sit around an tell all about the war that he gets away off wonder where nobody kin find him an chops wood all day"
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
"FLU" MANY CENTURIES OLD
Altogether a Mistake to Think That Disease Is in Any Manner
 Modern.

Most of us think that the influenza Is comparatively modern disease, but this is not so. We have records of it as far back as 1173 and from 1510 oh it is absolutely identified as the same influenza epidemic that has just swept over the world. In the sixteenth cen tury there were three such epidemics,
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17

in the seventeenth and eighteenth, p. and in the nineteenth, six. In 1510 historians tell us that hardly soul in Europe evaded it.
 The word influenza shows that the disease has been known q long time. for it is from the Italian and means influence. It was supposed to be caused by some malign influence of the plan cts or of supernatural beings.
 It was not until recently that thq germ has been discovered. Great strides in its treatment and cure were made in the recent siege.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
KEEP IT HANDY

If you paid a specialist $25.00 for a prescription, you would not get any thing that would give quicker relief for Group, Catarrh, Colds, or Sore Throat, than yACHER BALM, which only costs 2Jc in jars, or tubes.
 Write for Samples and Agents Prices. Beware of limitations. E. ". Vacher, Inc, New Orleans. La. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
FOcH A MAN OF FEW WORDS
Like Most Eminent Commanders, the French Marshal Is Inclined to
 Be Taciturn.

That great soldier, Marshal Foch, has deep bass voice and very gruff manner. He Is a man of few words and these few words he has the habit of announcing with "J'ai parler.' He is very orderly in his habits, likes punctuality in private life-or in
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
cuticura Comforts Baby's Skin

When red, rough and itching with hot baths of Cutieura Soap and touches of Cuticura Ointment. Also make use now and then of that exquisitely scent ed dusting powder, Cutieura Talcum, one of the indispensable Cuticura Toilet Trio.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
Wanted Due Credit

"So you insisted on informing your entire family that Santa Claus Is a myth"
 Yes. It seemed to me about time I was getting personal credit for being the chap who pays the bills"
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
A Douqone Shame.

q say Fido, you don't see into be very well satisfied with your dinner, today"
 How could I be when this family has gone bone dryf"
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17

Don't wear your bathing suit to New Years party just to show that you have one.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17

To keep clean and healthy take Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets They regulate liver. bowels and stomach Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
Restaurant Humor.

This fish is very rich"
 "Yes, it is well supplied with bones." Boston Transcript.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
Starts His Political Career.

Roosevelt completed his education at Harvard university in 1880 and the same year married Alice Hathaway Lee, daughter of George Cabot Lee of New York She lived only four years and was the mother of the present Mrs Alice Roosevelt Longworth. wife of Congressman Nicholas Longworth of Cincinnati. o.
 Colonel Roosevelt's interest in poli- ties dates from the year after his mar riage to Miss Lee Some of the Re publican district leaders in New York had taken an interest in him. He seemed likely young fellow with vigor, ambition and some money. Two years later he was sent to the state assembly at Albany and began ca reer which marked him out as man devoted to the public interest.
 After three years of assembly. how ever, Roosevelt thought he had enough, and for q time withdrew from public life. He stepped out cordially hated by the corrupt politicians, disliked by many wealthy New Workers and all ready hailed as the acknowledged lead CT of the reform element in his party The death of his wife also was fac tor in his temporary retirement. and he went to ranch in North Dakota where he was introduced as that four eyed tenderfoot."
 The tenderfoot, however, put in prac- tice some fundamental rules for hon esty in the conduct ef the ranch he had purchased and the names of derision were soon dropped He became popu- lar, noted hunter, good shot and provided himself during his years of
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
Candidate of Proqressives.

At the Republican convention in Chi cago, beginning June IS, 1912, Taft was nominated by 21 votes over ma jority, but few hours before the nomination Roosevelt had withdrawn his name as candidate. and that night at q meeting in Orchestra hall. Chicago, the Progressive party WAS given it's first real impetus in a demon stration for Roosevelt and at which he was named for president by the new party. A formal convention was held later and he ran as the regular candi- date of the third party, drawing sup port from Republicans and Democrats alike Woodrow Wilson, the Democrat, was elected. however, and the colonel had to be content with defeating Mr Taft for second place.
 In 1914 Colonel Roosevelt led a party of exploration in South Amer ica, especially in the interior of Bra gil Then he made another tour of Europe In 1916 he was again con sidered as a candidate for the presi- dential nomination by the Progress sives, but at the last minute he de- clined the honor, declaring his inten- ton of supporting Mir. Hughes, the Re publican nominee. Since that time he had devoted his efforts largely to the task of teaching the need of mili- tary preparedness and to helping, with his pen, in the war against the cen tral powers. He sought q chance 10 serve in the army. but was rejected His three sons were officers in active service. and one Quentin was killed in an airplane combat.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17

No man can make fool of himself all the time. He has to sleep occasion- ally.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
In the Primary Class.

Teacher-Isabelle,, to what race does your mother belong?
 Isabelle (aged 6)-Human racel
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
Was Born in New York City

Theodore Roosevelt was born Octo- Der 27. 1858. in New York city His father was Theodore Roosevelt and his mother before her marriage was Mar tha Bullock The boy began life with q small. frail body and not robust health. His ambition from youth was to be strong. an athlete. doer of great deeds and scholar as we'll His remarkable mental endowment WAS shown in the way he accomplished the dual object in life. so that after seven years and half as president. during which he promulgated innumer- ahle reforms and national issues. he went tn Africa and for nearly year WAS a hunter in the jungleS. undergo ing hardships. but coming out more TO- bust and active than ever
 It was predicted that Africa would kill Roosevelt but in few days time he had changed the hunting shirt for the clothes of the diplomat and was being idoliZed and showered with hon orS in the courts of Europe.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17

Poverty is the mother of health.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
Your in: :;ss; $: s:s Eyes ss s;;s s$ss Rss$$s

'.2 Drops' After the Movies Motoring or Golf
 win win your confidence. Ask Your Druggist for Murine when your Eyes Need Care. M-lS Marine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
eooms Taft for Presidency.

Roosevelt declined a second elective term in 1908 and fostered the candi- dacy of his secretary of war, William II. Taft, who was elected president. When he left office. March 1, 19o9. Roosevelt was the unprecedented leader of his party. Taft was his close friend. Roosevelt went to Africa to secure specimens for museums and also, il is understood, to be out of the country and escape possible accusations of at tempting to influence the conduct of the new administration.
 Colonel Roosevelt was mighty hun ter His exploits in killing bit game in equatorial Africa are we'll known through the book which he wrote on the subject.
 It was in the summer of 1910 that Colonel Roosevelt travelled through the country promulgating his doctrine of of the "new nationalism, and the next year he editorially attacked arbitration treaties with Great Britain and France, proposed by President Taft.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17

Groves Tasteless chill Tonic restores vitality and energy by purifying and en. rching the blood. You can soon feel It's Strength sninE, Inyigorating hnect. Price 60c
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17

roughing 1t with a good constitution which was to prove invaluable to him later In life.
 In 1886 Roosevelt became candi- date for mayor of New York, but ran third His reputation was enhanced, however, and President Harrison nam- ed him for q place on the national civil service commission. He dominated the body and later became it's president.
 It was in 1886 that Mir. Roosevelt married Miss Edith Kermit Carow while in London. She was the daugh- ter of Charles Carow of New York.
 In the Spanish War.
 In 1898 Roosevelt resigned from the civil service commission and began a fight on Tammany hall. He served two years as police commissioner of New York city, stirring up the cor ruptionists, and then President Mckin- ley made him assistant secretary of the navy. When the Maine was blown up he resigned and helped raise the first volunteer regiment of cavalry for the war with Spain It was the fa- nous rough riders of which Leonard Wood was made colonel.
 Colonel Wood was later given a bri- gade and Roosevelt promoted to com mand of the Rough Riders. Colonel Roosevelt WIS commended for heroic conduct at the battles of Las GHaymas and San Juan hill.
 Governor and President.
 Coming back from the war. Roose- welt was elected governor of New York. But he would not be bossed by the politicians, so instead of giving him a second term they persuaded him to take the nomination for vice presi- dent on the ticket with Mckinley. When President Mckinley, shot by an assassin. died on September IL 1901, Roeses elt became president.
 President Roosevelt served out Me Kinleys uneXpired term and WAS elect cd president in 1904 by the largest ma iority ever given candidate for the office In his seven and a half years in the White House he had ample op- portuntty to show the stuff that was in him. He lived deeply and broadly and was at once the accomplished man of the world. the student of national problems as well as of hooks, the adroit politician, the foreeful writer of books and eloquent public speaker.
 He had the happy knaek of invent ing or reHiying phrases that stayed in the memory of his hearers and those who heard him usually carried away with them an apt summary of eondi- tions so cleverly worded as to be not easily forgotten.
 As president, RooseveIt's activities and scope of endeayor were immense; !; he became a great international figure through his many negotiations with foreign powers and took ill hand many problems at home seldom touched by Il president
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
Wae T4nieal American.

Theodore Roosevelt, who was l<noWa as the most typical American" throughout his career, had been fam oHs for "setting records He was the youngest president the nation ever had, succeeding to the office oil Wti- liam MeKinley's death # the age of forty-two.
 Colonel Roosevelt is held 10 have had as diverse interests and as wide acquaintance with all phases of life as any man in history. Iii addition to his immense political activities, he was the author of many books on travel sport. history, politics and other sub jects, was q fighter for reform from the moment he first appeared in city politics in New York, a holder of many university degrees, an orator. lee turer. great hunter. athlete, interna- tionai peacemaker and militant leader of his followers at all times, whether Tn or out of office.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
Cdbbaqe Plants

Genuine Frost proof, all varieties, immedi- ate and future shipment. By express-500. SIPS; 1000, S200; 5000, S875. Parcel Post Prepaid-10o. 35c; 500. S1 50; 1000, $2.50
 Enterprise Co. lnc.. Sumter. s. C.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
COL. ROOSEVELT
 TAKEN BY DEATH
Former President of United States SuCCumbs Suddenly
 at Oyster Bay.
HAD BEEN ILL FOR ONE YEAR
His Extraordinary Career as Leader of Men and Maker of History Noted as Statesman. Soldier.
 Author and Explorer.

New York-Col. Theodore Roosevelt Gied suddenly at an early hour Monday morning at his home in Oy- ster Bay His physicians said death was caused by pulmonary embolism or the lodging in the lung of clot of blood from broken vein.
 Colonel Roosevelts last illness may he said to date from last February. On February 5, it was announced that he had been removed from his home in Oyster Bay to the Roosevelt hospital in this city, following an operation on one of his ears Soon after his ar rival al the hospital he underwent two more operations for the removal of diseased tissue in his Infected ear. and it was admitted at the time that he was seriously i'll. He remained at the hospital until March 3.
 Early in November the colonel was taken to Roosevelt hospital in this city for the treatment of rheumatism and Seiatiea.
The Monticellonian., 1919-01-17
Men and Women fO Learn Barber Trade

Can make expenses while learning and positions are waiting for you. LITTLE ROCK BARBER COLLEGE, llo No. Main Street, Little Rock. Arkansas.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-23

tentive and eager to satisfy a child as a
grown person. .
One great source of strength Of the
Bowers organization is founded upon cater
ing to the children's trade. For II years
school children, and those even younger,
have been coming to these stores to buy
their pencils and tablets, candy and chewing
gum, along with running errands for their
parents. Many housewives Of today were
knee high customers of the Bowers Stores
II years ago. The linking together Of a
realization Of economy, convenience, accom-
mediation and childhood memories Of pleas
ant dealings, all this combines to make quite
a loyal customer.
The fact that any article is carried in a
Bowers Store is assurance of it's quality and
wholesomeness. The long service Of Mr..
Bowers Stores, Inc, in affording wide
spread economy earned a spontaneous, In.
signed, unsolicited tribute on Labor Day
from a member of the labor fraternity.
Such a man as Mr.. Gaines occupies a re-
sponsible position with the public and a
large volume Of business, coupled with a
growing circle of friends is a strong indica-
tion that he is making good.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-23
"NEICHBORS" MEET TO
FORM NATIONAL PLANS

CINCINNATI. Oct, @3,-"Nelghbors'
from all pnrts of the country Joined
their efforts to increase n%eishhorli-
ness along the lines OF community or
g~anlzatlon and cooperation developed
hy workers OF Cincinnati at the Ma
tlonal Social unit convention which
began here today. 1t will last through
Saturday,
As a plan. the neigbhors had before
them the idea evolved three years ago
by the 1900 people Of the MohaWk
brighton district Of Cincinnati. the
area was Ilivided into small neighbor-
GODS or blocks, each containing 100
families. Each block elected a block
council OF seven, who chose an eXecu-
tive, The citizens council was formed
from the block executive,
Parallel groups Of physicians, nurses,
| teachers, social workers, trade union
ists, business men, and others were
organized.
Through these councils 1t was plan
ned TO bring q clear understanding OF
| genuine der. ocraoy and enable the peo-
nile TO define their own needs regarding
health, education. social service and
| general living conditions,
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-23
NEW YORK TO TRAIN
WOMEN FLYING POLICE

NEW YORK, Oct. 2s.-Women air
nolicerhen-S0 OF them between Is and
al Years old-are to be added to New
york,a finest Police headquarters an
unce theg viii be trained at the aVia-
organIaed into "A women's aviation corps
and attached to the women police re-
serves.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-10-23
No. Thirteen
Of a Series

been made by the congress of the Unit
ed States.
10. II the United States shall at any
time adopt any plan for the Limitation
OF ornaments proposed by the council
of the league Of nations, under the pro-
visions Of Article s, it reserves the
right to increase such armament with
out the consent Il the council when
ever the United States .s threatened
With invasion or engaged in war.
= no. ii also was passed over.)
IL. The United States reserves the
right to permit, in its discretion, the
nations Of a covenant breaking state
as defined in Article 16 of the covenant
Of the league OF nations, to continue
their commercial. financial and per
sonal relations with the nations OF the
United states. a.
mo. 10, the final reservation on the
list, also went oVer,)
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sufficient to supply Petrograd for about
80 days, the supplies being purchased
for securities by the Northwest Rus
sian government. While the Russians,
therefore, actually wi the supplies, Of
ficers Of the American child feeding Or
ganization at Reval are assisting in