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The Washington times., 1919-09-20
ByF.L. FAULKNER.

Again the bugaboo has arisen relative to the throwing
upon the market by the United States Government Of used
cars. There two aceabe for this rumOr par
Cuary where it relates to this part of the country
Last week the motor truck department of the transport
service sent out notice that it had condemned auto
mobile for sale to the highest bidder at Camp HOabTd Nd
During the week the State Highway Commission and
the various police forces of the Southern cities asked
to keep lookout for two men who travelling through
the South representing themselves acting for the Govern
ment in the sale of used cars the claim being made that the
Government selling at private sale thousands and
thousands Of not to disturb the market by any
wholesale dumping The ranged from FOrds to Cad
acs and deposits collected ranging from 25 to $OO
and receipt was given purportng to from the War
Department for the deposit very large amount OF money
was thus collected and the swinder far reports have
been received, have not been apprehended.
The Government caused to be issued through their
supply office at New Orleans formal statement to coun
teract the work Of these This statement emphacay
states that the Government has automobiles for sale and
has offered none for sale and will offer for sale.
It seems almost needless to reerate this fact over
three months ago there issued from the authorities an
emphatic statement that the Government would not dump
trucks upon the market In the first place. any such
procedure Is unnecessary.
There is an immense demand by the Government par
cUary the Post Office Department for bot trucks and cars
so much so that there an acute shortage in many depart
ments due in to the delay in making necessary
repairs to that have been used and In camps
in this country.
Any person who fondy hugs to his breast the hope Of
getting bargain" through the wholesale handling Of
Government cars and trucks has another guess coming
the words Of lamented philosopher, "There amt no
secb anamile."
It might be stated that the Government has sold from
time to time and probably viii SELL few which, for
various reasons not suitable for Government service
but these sales amount to than three four
cars time and would have absolutely no effect as far
as upsettng trade condonG Most of the cars 50 far
offered this way have been condemned by the Government
The Washington times., 1919-09-20

turesque. the motor hat for early tan
gives her every chance 20 indulge her
fancy. A hat recently seen at the
races FeSsmbled q doughboy'B helmeE
Worn with this was q long chiffon
ven, which softly framed the face
and was draped "a becoming folds
around the neck with the long ends
at the back
Smart Gowns fer the Fan TFlP.
For the early days Of autumn the
smart gown Of serge or glbGFdine
will show q wide range Of styles. The
well-dressed woman will strike .
happy medium and have her skirt
neither too long nor too short Sleeves
will be q matter OF taste, either short
or long. II trimming Is used. rows
OF braiding or silk frogs VIII Btiu
retain it's popularity.
SehOOl for Drivers.
That automobile owners who can
AFFORD chauheurs are nevertheless in
sisting that the men they hire know
how 20 drive economically; and that
ladies who enjoy driving their own
cars are no longer content 70 pull 4
The Washington times., 1919-09-20
AUTOM MOTIVE
SECTION

tongue. Have something worth aa.
inE and then sot en- audisaea es-
saying it TO- when Risnr. esnes.
ths live ones in the empire ~ s-rr
h Dlacard reading. -Lend az y5rr
sara
he didn't come right out ana ~.
gpr -ona-third down. balance Is
months" He didn't pull - -
catchy stun about economy ana e,-
fort. Ia fact. he never mentI6n-f ~
word automobile
Lend me Jour ears" wnr hfr ,-f-
request, and when he got those f-..
este organs waiting 81 rFoovss -
talt onc1. Those old Roman rrrt.
,ellers would lend Kim thelr -rr-
give him their bank accountr. a1r -
queath him their estates Beeanes ~.
haa g wonderful line. When - ~
something he put every Idea ne ow~.
ed INTO his speaking tube
Better a good listener than ,o,-
talker. But for goodnsss 80 fsrt
3it around and wait for RienTf -
tell EN-
The Washington times., 1919-09-20

lever or press q button without know
ing what takes place under the coWL
are considerations which have
prompted the Colt-Stfatton Company
Dodge Brothers dealer On New York
City, to open a school for DFiveTo'
On their sales building.
The school opened March II, with
four classes q week, one devoted aE-
clusively to the coaching o. chauneurB
and drivers in the economies Of opeF-
alton and maintenance expense, the
other three for the general public.
Among the $50 already enrolled are
two men sent On BY John y. Rocko-
felleF and two BY his son, John D..
Rockefeller. jr. Both the Rockfsl-
lers own Dodge Brothers cars.
The course a8 outlined this year o.
unusually comprehensive It not only
covers the practical and theoretical
operation OF motor vehicles. but In
eludes lectures on roads. traffic regu-
lations. tires, storage batteries, etc,
as we'll
The department OF instruction for
women is conducted By an expert who
y familiar with women's needs and
interests along this line. and unlike
many similar courses. the instructor
has succeeded in adjusting his lessons
70 the lay mind. and does not assume
mechanical knowledge on the part Of
his class.
The Washington times., 1919-09-20
JENTLE JABS
By christy Walsh
(Taksa from The Punch, Mas.
tgoH ChGImers House Orgdn.
By Christy Walsh
3 q
you THLB N.

Life ls q daily excursion from one
port % opportunity to anothor. And
you don't have to carry a basket 81
sandwiches to make the excursion a
picnic A slice % optimism Do 100
more nouFishing than q slice of Ham.
There is the daily race for boys
when grammar grades seem e. di3-
hcult as the sleeper grades that fol-
low. The fat mans race az the Of
nee and the married ladies' steeple-
chase az home. And the sack race
where despite eheFoic efforts q fellow
doesn't seem to make bit of prog
ress.
Finally the tug-of-War when every-
thing in creation seems 90 pun
against you.
But q isn't what you win in the be-
rinning it's what you hold in the
end. The Huns won at Liego but
lost It Paris. The mighty Casey won
the hearts OF miliiung but Whi2ed the
breeze IN the immortal pinch. And the
MeEieanos trapped q pair oG Yankee
aiefg. but got gh0Ft-changod ~ the
crafty Matlaek.
Many dealer has won the friend
ship of q prospect and then lest hig
order. That SPELLS future business. And
many Q nalsGnan has Woa every bo-
nus 81 the year ana laen lest 1l9
head. That spells futuFe ruI-
Keep year had and hold goR
The Washington times., 1919-09-20
AUTOMOTTVE
SECTION
HERE'S HOW TO TELL
AGE OF YOUR FORD

How old Is your Ford? The follow
ing, from the Motor World, viii give
you the engine numbers BY months
and years from the first car made by
the Ford people, in October, 99OS, to
July. 1919:
1s0s-1-II, Oct: 11-IO1, Nov; 1O1-
500. Dec.
I908-508 -646, Jan: B46-l, ,O52, Feb.
1.o5c-2.025. March; 2,025-2,69l, April;
2.681-A,O36, Nay; 4O36-5.BS0, June;
6.eeo-8.1O7, July: S.1O7-9.S4O, Aug.
D.s4O-11,l48, Sept: 11,14s-12. .4O5, Oct. f;
12.4O5-13.I82. Nov; 1S.132-1A161, Dec.
1oIO-14.I61 rs 500. Jan: 15,5OO-16.-
COO, Feb: I6.GOO-Ie, 200. March: 10. .TOO,-
23,IO0, April; 23,1OO-26.5OO Nay:
8 500-2o. 500. June; % 5OO-3O. 200,
Julys 60.2o8-81 .000 Aug: 81 .OOO-31 900,
sept 81 ,0OO-8Z, 500. Oct; 81. .5OO-38 700,
Nov; IS, ,7OO-34.DO8. Dec.
1o11--34 0OO-37. 900, Jan; 81, 900 "a, 900,
Feb: 40.000-G5. 900. March: 45.OOO-5O, -
500, April; 50.s00-5T. 200, Nay: $1,000
6Q5o0, June; 60,5OO-62, 100, July: g.,
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700, Aug; 6s.7oO-7o,5OO. Sept:
TO,5OO-sS, 100, Oct; sS,IO0-s6,sOO, Nov;
S6.SOO-ss. 200, Dec.
1912 $4,000, O,92,O 900, jan; $4,000
$500, Feb; s5.sOO-1OS, 500, March;
1OS,SOO-lI2,s0O. April; 112,sOOl2S. 500
Nay; 12s,SOO-132, 900. June; $4,000,
I8s, zoo, July: 1Ss, s,7OO-14I.sOe. Aug:
I44,500-147,3OO, Sept; 147,3OO-156, 400
Oct: I56,SOO-161. 200, Nov; l61, 200
IT1,3OO, Dec.
1s1S-171 .3OO-186.s 500. Jan; 1s6.sOO-
2O5. 500, Feb; O3,3OO-21S 800; March
2Is.sOO-2t2,SOO, April; 242, ESQ. 900.
May; go, ,OO0-2S27O0. June; 2s2, 700
2sS,20O. July; 29S. zoe 3O6, 500, Aug;
500, ,sOO-sIG. 500, Sept: 31L80O-324,s 600,
OctE S24.SOO-344,9OO, Nov; $4,000
s70.9 .909, Dec.
lsI4-3IO, lOO-3s5,5 500. Jan; ss5.5OO-
41s,5OO, Feb; as, ,5OO-447, 500. March
az, 6O0-47S.2 200, April; 473,20O-4sO. go,
Nay; 4sO,92O-5O7.1O2. June; 5O7.1O2-
5I7,SOO, July 517,8OO-53S,2 Aug;
53s, ,2OO-55S, 800, sept; SOS, ,3OO-5SS, 400,
oct: 58S.4OO-5ss. 100, Nov; 5ss,IOO-
611,lOO, Dec
Is15-611,1 ,1BO-614.2O 200, Jan; $4,000
s3O,5OO Feb; $50. 5OO-682, 400. March:
$50, 2,40O-723.5OO. April; 728,5Oo-sO5. 500,
Nay; sos, ,5O0-839,7 700, June: S39 700
s55, 500, July; 5,5O0-s81, 600, Aug:
SsI, ,OOO-s13.0OO. Sept; s13.O0O-s4s 600,
Oct; s4s,OOO-sS5,4OO Nov; ss5, 400
I9i6~i 020 .2OO-1,o71.sOo. jan; l.
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OIL sOO-1.11s.OOO. Feb: 1.11s.0O0-1,-
16T,eOO, Mar; l,I67 .9OO-1 .2Is, 400, Apr;
/ ,2l9, 4OO-l ,272, 900, May; 1,272, ,OOO-1, =
$4,000. June: /, ,326, ,0OO-1. .362,213, July;
!, 1,362, ,213-1 400, 300. Aug; 1,4OO, COOL
452, 200, Sept; .452, POOL ,5IO,5OO. Oct;
1910. .5OOsI $40. 700, Nov; I,5TO,7OO-1,-
614.6OO Dec.
1911 .614. COOL $50. 900. Jan: l.
6sO. .OOO-1. .T8s, 800, Feb; 1,T39, COOL
$4,000, Mar: 1915. OOO-1, ,sss,0O0. Apr;
]. .sss, ,OOO-l, ,96s, 629, May ,s6s,62e-2,-
O44,1OO, June: 2,O44 ,1OO-2,1l3,5OO'
July; 2,118, ,5OO-2, ,162,sOO, Aug; p
162, ,8OO-2, ,231 900. Sept; 2,2Sl, ,lOO-2'-
$40, 400, Oct: 2,31O, ,40O-2, ,3S3,9OO' Nov;
1883. .8O0-2. .4G9, 100, Dec.
1915. 449, 1OO-2, sos, ,20O jan; p
5O3. 200 = 2,55S,2OO, Feb; 2,55S,2 200 :
2,611 400, March; 2,61l '4O0-26OI 800
April: 2.657.5OO 2.7Od.sOO, May;
>, 700. .SOO-2, T35, TOO. June; 2,135, ,T00-2,-
T56,251, July; 2,T56, ,25O-2, 4,6OO, Aug;
2.TT4. .6OO-2, Isl, 500, Sept. 2,tSI' 'SOO-2'-
T92, 800. Oct; 2,T92. .3OO-2, ,SO5,1OO, Nov.;
2, 500, i OO-2, ,S3I. 400, Dec.
1919, ,S31 1902 ,SSO,1TO, jan: p
$50, ] TO-2.93 900. Feb; 2,938.0 .0OO-2,-
89T,1OO. Mar: 2,99T, 1908, ,O6T, 700. Apr;
3,O67, 1908, 10000, May: 3,140,O0O-3'-
21O,SOO, June; 3,21O,sOO-S,2T7, ,S5l, July.
LOCK YOUR CAR
LOCK YOUR SPARE TIRE.
The Washington times., 1919-09-20
The New suhoustts.


The midsummer fashions bear evi-
denee to the fact that the American
woman is seriously considering the
remOdeling Of her hguFe IN accord
ance with the French style. The at
tenuated silhouette Is now giving
place to the suggestion Of curves that
are tenderly soft and trained to en-
phasize the feminine roundness Of
the natural figure rather than its
boyish slimness.
Freneh FaahiOa In She's.
Speaking Of shoes, the feminine
worlds gasps at the rumors Of the
rapidly soaring prices for the fall
boots. With the arbiters Of fashion
IL is a question as to whether the fair
sex will willingly give up the long
vamped, pointed toe shoe with it's
aristOcratic effect for the short
vamped, blunt toed distinctly French
type Of boot to be introduced on Fifth
avenue this fall.
Motor millinery.
For the woman who affects the pic
The Washington times., 1919-09-20
THE PUBLIC MUST PlY

Trucks built from specialized part,
are naturally the most up TO date.
declares H. ". Aeason. president oi
the Aeason Motor Truck Co. Detroit
Mich the reason being that the fae.
tory trying 70 make All it's own
parts cannot make changes until thoy
have absorbed the, cost Of jlgs and
fixtures over q certain number of ma
chimes which the public must pay
The Washington herald., 1919-03-21
How to Keep House
Taught in Lectures
Course at Myers Mason Do
mestic Science Institution
Includes Cooking, Wash
ing Dishes and Other
Things Every Woman
Should Know"

Society women. clubwomen, col
lege girls and spring brides. whose
education in the art of keeping
house has been neglected. some who
have never washed the dishes
swept the floors, made up beds OF
cooked, are to be taught the things
that hubby would delight to have
them know. in the homemakers' do
nestle science classes at the Theo-
dore Bailey Myers Mason House.
A course OF fifteen lectures will
be given. beginning March 25, al
2:3o p. m. Biscuits. popovers
bread. balenced menus. cooking for
the sick, scientific bedmaking and
household management are included
in the course, which is to fit Ameri-
can women for homemaking.
Women interested should apply at
1906 Twentieth street northwest or
phone North $3.50.
Made-in-America toys. rugs and 9TH
er articles are being manufactured by
the class in reconstruction crafts and
by the girl aids at the Mason House.
These are on exhibition, and the pub
lie is invited to inspect them.
Nine. Slavo Grouitch, wife of the
Serbian Minister. will deliver a lecture
at the Mason House Monday after
noon at 5 o'clock on Reconstruction. -
On the following Monday Col. John
Temple Graves will be the speaker at
the regular weekly meeting.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-21
FOOD FOR FAMILY OF FIVE IN D. G..
COSTS AT LEAST $50 A MONTH
Food Expert Declares Washington One OF
Most Expensive Places in United
States to Live

It takes a minimum OF $50 month
to provide a family of five with suffi-
cient nourishment in Washington,
Miss Aubyn Chinn, food expert de-
clared in her lecture. How to Feed
Family on 81 a Day" given at the
National Museum yesterday afternoon.
Washington housekeepers must re-
member" Miss Chinn said, that the
city is one of the most expensive
places in the United States in which
to live. Chops that were selling for
81 cents pound in Chicago this MORN
ing brought 10 cents in the local mar
ket"
Intelligent buying, Miss Chinn de-
clared, is the only salvation of the
Washington housekeeper.
"Since 1873" she said, the cost Of
living has Increased IS per cent, and
unless ones income has increased
proportionately the kind of food pur-
chased must be changed"
Taking a family of five as the unit
Miss Chinn, explained that $50 a
month was the very lowest that could
be used in purchasing food for them
This means, she pointed out. that
certain unnecessary expenditures must
be cut short and that the housekeeper
must plan her menu with intelligence
and care.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-21
Confessions Of a War Bride

ted the drawers. so l had to test
them all. As Certeis has hinted, 1
found the files were all in a tumble.
Before ! had completed my inst
days work, / concluded that DR.. Ger
teis must be making a special study
of Bolshevism. The files held an end
less number OF pamphlets. leaflets.
clippings. typed msnuscrits and let
ters in foreign languages. They ham
died every phase of the red war upon
civilization but rarely was the word
'Bolshevism' used.
1T certainly is awfully queer" was
my inward comment, that a govern
ment secret service man like DIR. Ger
tets should have to collect such coolies
of this crazy stuff! All written by
rioters and Hun plotters for people
who think they think but never do"
Suddenly / remembered that there
had just been some Bolshevist excite
ment In a Western city and that it
had been ended abruptly by the mayor
and a certain newspaper of that town.
'1t must be that Certeis went out
there to collect more samples of this
rotten stuff" tsld myself, ''or per-
haps he is after evidence which will
help to identify conspirators In other
places"
Scattered through the files were ad-
dresses of men. some of whom were
famous, and some Infamous. ! recog-
nized among them the names Of per-
sons who had been tried under the
espionage act. and of some who had
been interned as dangerous aliens.
OF course 1t was evident that a Sc
cret service man would have to keep
such records. / could see, also, why
Certeis depended upon me to destroy
his papers IL he met with an accident
The rnuterisl in his Office would GER
tainly work an awful mischief were
1t to fall into the hands of traitors
or spies.
That last word fixed itself very dis
agreeably in my mind. 1t suggested
Eloise and her unbelievable claim that
she recognized Certeis as an inter-
national spy.
I had to acknowledge to myself that
the poor girl doubtless was a little
insane on that score.
Go Be Continuedl
The Washington herald., 1919-03-21
WOMEN AND CLOTHES.
Bv DOROTHY DIX
THE WORLDS HIGHEST PAID WOMAN WRITER

of Joy itself. And they know that
when they grieve they instinctively
1hroud themselves in black
There is not a woman who does
not know that when she puts on a
severe, plain tailormade gown, with
a heavy tailored shirtwaist, that she
holds herself sitter and straighter,
and is more serious and dignified in
manners and conversation than she
is when she has on, say. a spangled
net dress. or an embroidered chiffon.
1t isn't altogether that the flirt and
the coquette pick out giddy raiment,
and the puritanical maiden selects
a sober and discreet earb. It's the
Siddy raiment that makes the staid-
est woman flirt and coouette when
she gets IT on, while the discreet
gown turn its wearer into a Puritan
Likewise, every woman knows
that when her costume is in de-
shabille her conduct is likely also
to be. Corsets are a moral as well
as physical support. and when a
woman takes them off. she becomes
as loose in speech and manners as
she Is in looks.
woman in sloppy. soiled wrap
per with her hair in curl papers
will get into fights. and say unre-
fined and unladylike things that she
would be utterly incapable of doing
and saying II she had on her best
frock, and her hair marce1led. The
reasons the breakfast table, instead
of the dinner table, is the scene of
most family spats is because women
wear kimonos to breakfast and
dress up for dinner.
If were a married man / should
make a profound study of the psycho-
logical effect of clothes on women and
great would be my reward therefor
should. for instance. always insist
upon my wife wearing something pink
or red. or light blue in the evening,
and should not fnil to compliment
her on how beautiful she looked In II.
In thai XSx I should aaspre myself Of
The Washington herald., 1919-03-21
CHAPTER Ill.
| Find Evidence That DR.. Certeis
Is Investigating CD Bolshevism.

And you will be waiting for me
when j come back? You will meet
me here-and look glad to see me
Say yes Jeanne! Humor me-" After
Certeis had gone, 1 stood trining with
the keys he had given me, thinking
hard about his parting words. Then
l glanced down the long vista OF
charming rooms. In spite Of myself,
l was in fact, II not in name, the
mistress of Certeis' splendid home. In
three weeks would welcome its mas
ter back-as a wife might welcome her
husband-minus the endearments!
Jane Lorimerr' scolded myself. Il
should think that any girl as dead
as you are might at least manage to
keep herself out of such sentimental
situations! ] should think you ought
to put all your feyerish, restless ways
behind you, now you have chance
to keep still for a while. You tried
to in the asylum-and failed. Now
you have all of three weeks to your
self and il you have got it in you
TO work out a sane plan OF living
go to it-and see where it will lead
you'll"
But an opportunity to fix upon a
sensible scheme to live by didn't come
Immediately. l suppose that il isn't
until one finds oneself suddenly at the
edge of the grave that one ever hits
upon the best way to live.
Or else l must be a weakling-for
my life kept on shaping itself. What
ever l did I in Certeis' home was
prompted by events outside of both
my wish and my will.
Certeis' stenographer failed to report
the day after he left. But she sent
the keys of the Office desks with the
message that her gentleman friend
had come home from France and she
would take few days of.
After that I went around carrying
two punches OF keys. ] felt weighted
down with my RESPONSIBILITIES Just as
il 1 actually were Mrs. Hamilton
Certeis!
! decided to 90 on with the ONCE
work. l didn't know which keys Mt
The Washington herald., 1919-03-21
HOROSCOPE.
Friday, March FL, 1919.

This is an unfortunate day. ac-
cording to astroloEy. Saturn rules
strongly for evil and Jupiter is ad-
verse.
Conditions threatening to agricul-
ture or to agricultural interests ap-
pear to be foreshadowed.
Trouble over prices OF crops as
well as difficulty in procuring farm
labor will affect certain parts OF the
country more than others.
While there is a sinister sign sf-
fecting agriculture il is not one
that threatens any great misfortune
and there is a forecast OF unprece-
dented interest in farming. For
tunes in virgin lands will be &C
Quired through some unexpected
event or condition.
Cooperation is to interest farm
ers as much as other classes OF
workers. The stars presage great
achievements through the power OF
the planets that are supposed to
rule machinery.
Jupiter frowns on trading anc
selling during this sway. Those who
deal in materials used in building
may find good luck through ten
porary reductions in profits.
Under this government OF the
! stars men in high places or in posi-
tions OF authority probably will be
severely criticised and even hsrshly
jud sed.
Clashes between legislators OF
statesmen may be encouraged by
the planetary rule. Those who hold
to old ideas will conflict with the
progressive elements. which will
draw to them abuse and misunder-
standing.
Again danger through pessimism
The Washington herald., 1919-03-21

I'VE Americans" she said. ARE not
in the habit of eating sensibly. How
many women of this country, do you
suppose, could have entered the fields
as did the French women and culti-
waited the soil in the absence Of the
men folks?"
Amricans eat too much meat, Miss
Chinn declared. and this is one OF
the most expensive items on the food
program.
use meat substitutes she
urged, land be sure that among the
substitutes is included at least one
pint of milk a day for each adult.
Children should have a quart"
In planning their menu Miss Chinn
said, the housekeeper should in
clude the value of the time ex-
pended in preparing the food.
IF your time is more valuable
than the bakers" she said. buy
bakers bread. In the end you will
be more economical"
Miss Chinn advocated the use of
a moderate quantity Of coffee and
tea by the family living off the
fifty dollar month basis.
Cheap food" she said. while /
may be nourishing is not apt to be
stimulating. and the coffee and tea
are needed as stimulants."
The Washington herald., 1919-03-21

A woman doctor has been saying
that the present fashions make won
en- knock-kneed and pigeon-toed and
hump-shouldered, and she predicts a
coming race Of feminine freaks and
monstrosities,
These are gloomy forebodings, but
before We shed any tears over them
let us reflect that woman seems to
possess the mysterious power of AL
tering her body at will, SO that what
looks to be a permanent physical,
defect is eliminated as easily as one
takes OF ones hat.
Recall that only Just prior to the
war every young girl affected the
debutante siouch, and went about
with a hollow-chested, aenemic stoop
that made her appear a victim of
the early stages of tuberculosis. Then
came the war and trig uniforms. Sam
Brown belts and other military par
aphernalia that required a straight
back and broad shoulders and a WELL
set-up figure to carry them of, and
in the twinklirg of an eye the girls
all changed from sickly little Cam
millas to husky Minervas.
What man by taking thought can
add a cubit to his stature?'' inquiries
Holy Writ; and no man answers
But. there isn't woman who does
not know how to turn he trick and
De fat or thin, tall or short have
a waist line that is under her arms
or down to her knees, as fashion
dictates. It's not their bodies but
their minds that women's clothes af-
feet, and a whole Sartor Resartus
could be written on this subject show
ing not only how women's moods
express themselves In their clothes,
but how their clothes alter their
moods.
Women know this. They know that
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