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The Washington herald., 1919-05-09
Red He'll and a Yard Long.

We knew English sparrow that made in
hornets without apparent discomfort
of living thing atcrnig with yellow
jacket and being comfortable
bumblebee has of prod tucked under its
belt
The honey bee add quite bit jazz picnic improp
ery approached
A wasp has a singaree. that bites going and coming
But old Daddy Hornet the he devil of them ALL when
to hunting fight and always getting the best of it.
And Brother Hornet retiring sukng in the wilder
Not by choice he prefers the attic
anywhere about the house barn sheds will do
his castle well above the hong and occasionally descend
marauding expedition
Along this OF the year yellow jacket
his little private hate all FURNISHED and his half yard red hell
fairly aching a spring swim in a of
betide hapes urchin who, goyng bare
foot days. ahwart Sir Hornets path.
We had inquirng surgeons probe interior
had painless dentists sturdy
and had scca but the inventions OF
soothing frenzy pain onvues the poor
who injection OF prime hornet anywhere between his
pct bunion and his oecipital lobe.
There are several why Senator Lodge favo the Italian
iaims, including the one that Wilson them.
And if you yearning long white
hospital bed ask good American if he is l. W. w.
We expect anything bombs if our immigration
laws let in buns
When treaty. he will be able to
see his finish long before he finishes.
A good every time he sees a
ed flag
way give Department of
Justice little more freedom OF the seize
And Burlesons this latest mani
OF bomb postal service
that made the world democracy must
get busy and make it entirely unsafe for assassins.
The Washington Heralds Poet
Today Rhymes
The Passers-by.
By EDMUND VANCE COOKE.
What would you most?" And / sought the eye
And held the sleeve of the passers-by.
"Tut!" cried the what question!
Less appetite and digestion"
"Oh," moaned the a thumb
Give waist! and the will come"
"Famel" cried youth; "and a Of bays
And My Name loud the lips of praise"
"a hundred yards in eleven fat,
And keen, lean heart" said the fat
Dreams" said the maid, she looked me through.
Dreams and the making of dreams come true"
Faith" cried the wife, 'in whole md
And the seadfast beat of a husband-heart"
THE of youth" he ancien sage,
"The wine of life and the mind of age"
The game' cried Power. "and the of it;
Dollar dollar and wit bite wit"
But the mother cried Whatever the
The laugh OF my little one, loved and lost"
Copyright 1s1s) 4
The Washington herald., 1919-05-09

The court, it seems. has conclud-
ed not to release Big Bill Haywood
on straw bail. Wisdom seems to
lie growing on the bench.-Roches-
ter Herald.
The Washington herald., 1919-05-09
"Swapped" Hats With Gen. Logan.

While the Capitol Yesterday met WILLIAM H0tk son
G. HOUk who represented the Second
in the House. for and regarded
of the really big OF his time The who now an
Building recalled episode OF
the Treasury Department busi
famiary known had purchased
high left rack the Office OF the Secretary
Cen IOfiN A. LOGAN Illinois, also the
Treasury business, and high silk hat ancient vintage
departure leaving his
rack Judge HOUK to his apart
discovered by the noian and cched
After incident explained his father had wide ken
c. HOUK of Tennesscc-His hat Please quick,
The Washington herald., 1919-05-09

The German ermy is now esti-
mated at something over 100000.
And its war lord is chopping wood.
So passes the glory of the world
Baltimore American.
The Washington herald., 1919-05-09

When the Germany army cap
lures Munich il will have achieved
a better victory :han any it sought
to accomplish during the war
San Francisco Chronicle.
The Washington herald., 1919-05-09
THE PARAGRAPHER'S
NEWS VIEWS.

1t has come to the point where a
hCdy has to earn twice as much as
he is worth in order to get, half
enough to live on.-Jefferson' City
Tribune.
The Washington herald., 1919-05-09

Winston Churchill says that no.
body is going OF get all he wants
at the peace conference. He over
looks the Germans. who are going
to get more.-Gleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Washington herald., 1919-05-09

st. Louis is in a state of ecstacy
over municipal triumph. local
bunko talent having succeeded last
week in separating a visiting Chi
cago man from s26.-Richmond
ITimes-Dispatch.
The Washington herald., 1919-05-09

And now Burleson's enemies will blame him for t
estation OF bomb postal service.
The Washington herald., 1919-05-09

Now that have made the world safe for democ
et busy and make it entirely unsafe for assassns
The Washington herald., 1919-05-09

The best way to deal with radicals is to give D
ustice little more freedom OF the seize.
The Washington herald., 1919-05-09

There are several reasons why Senator Lodge favor
aims, including the that Wilson opposes them.
The McCarthy weekly news., 1919-01-25

If our language is adoo ted for this mOmentouS occasion it may be regar ded as a tribute to the influence of tie English-speak- ing countries in tho national council. but it will be also an evi dence of the lack of linguistic a bility charaCterizing most Amer jeans and many Englishmen as compared with the St tesmen of continental Europe. = Mining Press.
The McCarthy weekly news., 1919-01-25
Y. S. Food Administration.

C. 5. EOOU duLhIIn1SIh"th0h'' List ez de buckwheat cake got flop over on his face, Br'er Bacon rin' dance 'roun' en say, sezee:- "One good tu'n desarves en nutn- err" sezee.-Meanin' dat ef de sojer boys go en do de fightin' fer us. de leas' we alls kin do is ter sen 'ern all de wheat-en eat buckwheat instid. Con meal, rye en barley flour fer us will hep lot too.
The McCarthy weekly news., 1919-01-25

DIRE CTO2I
 BANKS 1irst bank of Cordova, Bank ot -.laska.
 RAILROADS % per l.lvrr. do N. ". Ry.
 MERCHANTS NcCarthy Mercantile Go. VI 1C;,rti,y Meat & Grocery Co. R. L.. ii. Marshall.
 AE1>'o FURNISHINGS Laurie Bros,
 RESTRAINTS ChArley's Place
 MEAT MARKET R. l.. II. Marshall Widing & Nelson
 DRUG STORE 0. w. Brehmer
 BARBER SHOE Shorty Carroll in Otto's Barber Shop.
The McCarthy weekly news., 1919-01-25
WAR SAYINGS STAMPS

M
 The New Issue of War Say lngs Stamps for 1919 will placed on sale in the same manner as the w. $. $. for 1ylo.
 The 1918 Issue has been dis continued. the stamps maturIne J&nuary l. 1923.
 There will no new issue Of Thrift Stamps, the issuance, sale and exchange of tLe ola Thrift Stamps will continue in connection with the new 19lS War Savings Stamps. A thrift card with 16 stamps Ilttached may be exchanged fol ! 1919 War Savings Stamp on payment of the difference be tween $4. and the current price )f the stamp. in January this IS 12 cents.
The McCarthy weekly news., 1919-01-25

Tue reasons for cond lcting the negot.a5lons IL English are oDt!uuS.
The McCarthy weekly news., 1919-01-25
R. LII. MARSHALL

ENGLISH LANGUAGE
 To be used at the Peace
 Conference.
 English, it is reported, is like ly to be he language of the forthcoming conference at Yer sailleS.
 This is due in part to the in abllIO. to speak French of sever all of the princil a. representativ es and in part to the fact that the representatives of France can speak English,
The McCarthy weekly news., 1919-01-25

The great Clemenceau vas teacher in a young ladies Sem mary in onnecticut for four years anu married an American girl so that he speaks not only English, but American.
 MT Lloyd George speaks some French but not enough for the delicate shades of meaning in- volved in the making of a treaty of peace.
 MT. Wilson does not speak French Signor Orl ,noo speaks English. MT, Baltour speaks French 1luently. Ot the Ameri- can representatives, only MI, Whi ~,, is at homo ln 0ne language of d- .olomacy.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-02
MIKAD0 FATHER OF
ALL, JAPS BELIEVE
Toxic Paper SAYS League Of Nations
Can't Succeed Unless Tic
q Heads Organization.

TOXIC. Japan, Nov | ,hv natl -
An interesting editorial indicating
how the league OF nations has moved
the Jaranesc and how the divine at
tributes" Of tho mikado are com
sidcrcd To III the ROYAL family AS
, leaders of the league Appeared here
In tho "Niroku.''
The translation reads, The I'M
p"rpl family af Japan is as worthy
or respect a. II God, and ~ the EN-
hodimcnl of hcucvolcnCr and Justice
The inpcrial family uf Japan IN par
cnt not only over 60 OO0 coo people,
bat OF all mankind on earth. In the
ewes OF the imprrlnr family all races
are hut one and thr same II stands
ihoy" all racial considerations All
human disputes, therefore, may be
settled In accordance with it's I'M
maCulntc JsttC. The league OF ma
tiunS which X proposed to save man
Kind from war can only attain lts
real object by placing the imperial
family of Japan at It's head
TO attain its object the league
must have "A strong punitive force uf
superior national aud superior racial
character ana this force can only
hc found In the imperial family OF
Japan
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-02
Tony PatrOni Tells of "Ship
by Truck to WOrldRepOrter

You Ike me tell nbouta by biz?
About da "sheepa by truck -
Awright but first you maka da
beeg prom that you no putta dees
talk in da papc. You make da
breg prom Da last time Tony
make da bccg talk da next day da
papc she fun Of Tony say dces
and Tony say dat and when my
Rosa Marie reada da papc she
cay Tony you shoOta da bull
You spik dA bum talk and then
you putia da scramble talk in da
pape
"Shccpa by truck ees gran biz.
Maka heepa da mon. Make sure
buya da good truck tTony getta
stung da frs time) Buya da good
tires~-thcn you make da trip Just
lika you cata da meal--you make
da trip reg Peeka out, da good
rOutc--makc da much please
kecpa da good route.
Rose Marie da monk and Tony
MAKE da first bankroll--playa da
gran organ music--playn da
'hotta time in da ole town '--da
monk he gotta da Jack Tony
huya da horse and da wag--haula
da box and maka IA mon. My
Rose Marie gay why you no buya
da truck, II no eatl da oats and
-da corn. Ia horse no sleep
eata da. head off?" Tony buya da
truck--getta da more biz-buya
da more trucks--painta da beog
"shecpa by truck" sign make dn
long haul reg. Haula da box and
da brings back the potat
and da pouli take da ice cream
bringa back da empty can--make
da heeE please.
When IOny starta da "sheepa
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-02

the world. when the English under
stand that the old order has passed
and with II England's vaunted asccn-
dancy In the family OF nations that
the United States OF America has as
sumed leadership, then perhaps she
will act with humility and lack OF
self -assertiyeness that will offer n
foothold for future relations Of n
more friendly type than now exist.
80 just tend to your own knit
ting and we will take care Of our
affairs. and, for the love OF Mike, try
and look pleasant even I'm the fac" OF
your dwlndling Importance.
"EDWARD l. WADE"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-02
uIINOISAN KICKS
ON BRITISH ROAST
,. Headed Mid Western Yankee
Tells English somo "'
Things In n Letter
STAND KINGDOM JEALOUS
,....,ors Of r.. I. Wade We're brit
ish, But Not of tho Narrow
Egotisticai Type.

toNpONESov. THAT all Is " NOT
,oJ sRittlcs" for the propo-
s cf Anglo-American "niity
U'''l.1 an "A startling manner py
,r,,S ,yr,ften by Edward !. wade
'''" ,,,tcon. to the saturday Re-
au from 6gs South Grove street
oak Park lh.
wade had read In fchioago paper
, reprlnt Of SATURDAY he,'eM a.
',Is vbich wasn't exactly fla'tet 'hS
,n tine Americans who were ~ "a, "
dur,ng the war rms arpoe az
.barartcrlzcs as masterpiece %
.'S,lr irony and sarcasm, ana from
,hat pnint NJ proceeds 10 fcan NV
rogrsh nation In general shs y
lecture. which is printed pS '""'
,,prnaI and runs as follows:
ITS surpassing power Hes III l's
,,s.t,ous and plausible Injection OF
noison into the veins or an osten'
s'rIc American English rapproche-
mont born Of war travail. WhIle per
.onalN have never placed 'hc
sI1htrsl crodcnce In the sincerity OF
,hs p,roXysms Of brotherly affectioh
,hnt distinguished the pubic tore-
cniberIngs OF American ana Brtlsh
soldicrs nor the altruistic claim tha'
Arer.ca has forgotten the Boston
te, marty. Vet ! had hoped that the
,yo English speaking nations would
he able to maintain q sehipiance
at least OF amity and mutual Tor
bealancc.
No Brothcrly Affection.
at saoms however. that the dense
i,s,lsr epoflsm and intolerance OF
Tho English are irrepressible. vi
curse the enclosed article from
vour periodical Is so subtls. SO In
seriously phrased. the venom Is 80
odroitly introduced. that 1t will not
he understandab TO me average
Englishman. which Is fortunate
However. this is not the case with
The kpener witted. more highly or
ganized American IL he has any
latent love for England. II certainly
!. ia uSt calculated TO increase 1t.
Note YOU remark that any compari-
In made by the French OF the Eng
llsh and Americans Is highly flat-
iering" TO the English This asser-
lion Is in delicious consonance with
the traditional modesty OF the Eng
lisl+rs. the depths OF their despair.
when Germany was within sight OF
victory, how the French and English
both slushed over the Americans!
England at heart dislikes Amer
Tea because America has outstripped
Dher in every department OF human
Industry. We are richer. stronger.
more progressive, more unselfish,
more tolerant. more patriotic than
England Take the sneer and snarl
from an Englishman and you have
little left but stomach built for beef
aud booze
MY ancestors are English. but the
broadening and civilizinG influences
Of vast new continent, unhampered
by centuries of polite international
tradition las you term iD, have res
cucd from the narrow. self-suffi-
Cient. whimsically egotistlcal atl-
iudc OF the average Englishman. To
the average American the average
Eng lIshman is a huge joke-a bit OF
blusler brag and stolid
and t-witted-unable to compre7
hend through mental limitations tho
Tremendous superiority OF the great
nation across the sea that will rule
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-02
CHILD 0BEYED MOTHER
AND IS ALIVE TODAY

obedience to her mothers comm nds
saved the life OF Mary Minerviecz. s
years old. The tot was playing un-
der freight car when the train be-
gan To move. The mother called for
the girl TO lie down and remain
sill. She oheyed and the long train
pissed over her without leaving
scratch
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-02
% SUeet Potatoes
GrOlD on One Vine in
Southeast Missouri

EAST PRAIRIE. Mo. NOV. l.
W. D. Cain QGaEast Prairie has on
exhibition a sweet potato vine
which produced 23 potatoes
Curiously. however. all the pota-
toes did~not grow IN the main hill,
II being attached to the vine sew
eral feet from the hill The pOta-
toes are all of good size.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-02

COLUMBUS, Ind. Nov. $50
numerous are blackhirds In this city
that the police department has asked
the city council for authority to use
Hhotguns In making war on the birds
Poisoned gas probably will be used
on some of the trees In the city on
which the birds are thickest
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-02
Child Drinks Kerosene.

COLUMBUS. Ind. Nov While
Edward Nevill was oiling some ma
chinery on bis farm near here. his
4-year-old son. John Edward NeviIl.
picRed up n can Of kerosene and
drank@fts contents. dying "A few hours
later
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-02
Long Auto Trip at ~.

PANA. III. NOV. J l--George NJ FL
well for hslf century. a resident
OF Pana and who, at rs, Is making an
auto trih overland TO San Diego, cal,
accompanying his son. George, has
written TO Pana relatives from Las
Vegas. n. NJ, that he is enjoying his
trip more than words can tell
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-02

by truck" have da much truh-
have da stick In da mud. tussa
da mud cuSsa da truCk-she no
gu--Ectta da two-horse pulla da
truck out-farfner stunga Tony
tcuna dot Then Tons go 'sheepa
by truck" FirestOnc place to getta
da informash how 90 ke"pa dh
truck outa da mud. ia man sy
'putta da heeg air tire on da truck
make da truck skim over da
mud ana not througha da mud.
Trya da beeg air tire--make Tony
da much pleasc--truck maka da
good tlmc-runna over dd mud
mhka da driver much hap.
when Tony startn da truck line
to runna da cOmpctish with tho
train Dago Frank thc sclla da
hanan) say Tony beega fool
runna lcctle truck maka train
compc tlsh Tony "sawa da wood"
Tony maka da mon buya da new
trucks muka di new routes.
Tony no driva truck now-hava
office sitta in--pntta feet on da
desk no cara dam--drivers maka
da mon FOR Tony. ''Sheepa Da
Truck" one gran maker da mon.
You no put In da pape? Not
My Rosa Mari say Tony when
you open da mouth out coma da
talk AHA lnIXa up lIka du spcget--
keepa still like da nnonk Eetta da
mon You maka da bccH prom ?
Kcepa da prom? Awright-S
long. -
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-02

lIlda: "Tilda. what do you
think A strange man tried 10 kiss
me this morning"
Tllda. Really? He must have
The sun., 1919-01-26
The Quick and the Dead

hended, where Blight aHr ~r,i,uu'. to.'t
their nuptials. Il ~ the nodrnful Emp're
Of the Fugitive.
And dreaming thus, with the iampight
half on my face, [ heard voice derp
within The gloom of the room utter thi-
Il am here, the ghostO of ghosts, The
most exquisitely wrought shade IN the ABB
oratories Of spint and matter; the IN
tangible, Inc Remote Beauty; goddess OF
nl.ldmen, poets and lotus eaters. am she
who wrote YOUR LiGetG and hnbta KhG7.
and Ia Hart de Tinfag'is>. II j. who
SPIN sous on ;he loom a noouhelms. !
am Fancy and Mister. and Desire. and
what the mountain eremfe calls God .,
only one Of my shadows
I peered INTO the shadows. INT SaW
nothing but darkness | started forward,
tense and hvid.
Cursed being cried. How may |
escape youi Why have YOU fastened On
me, toof Why have you doomed me TO
drink eyerlastlng1y of your phLltrese Must
| walk all my days with the Innomlnabie,
live in the dusk Of YOUR locks and dream
under the malgn lights of your eyes? In
weave NY soul and give NE back Light
and Day and the Beauty that Is Far
/ heard a sob, broken by a metallic
laugh-pity slit By a sheer There were
TWO, then.
| awoke with a start II was bread day
\ sunbeam danced madly on the wall the
tapestry over the door waved lightly as
though it had Just shaken a Presence out
vi liz folds.
And I, Edgar Allan Poe, kissed the
sunbeam and az the open window prayed
10 the Sun.
The sun., 1919-01-26
1.-TWO Alike"

L DITH BARNARD DELANO lays
IL another girls book to that totter-
ing pile of half and half literature which
is the portion of our future voters. These
books are so startiingiy alike that it is
almost impossible TO believe that they are
not written by the same person, one and
all. Tuo AltEe is trivial, optimistic and
sentimental, and go very safe for any
young girl 70 read that it is doubtful
value as a means Of diversion. 1t is the
story OF brief period in the lives Of
twin sisters, Roberta and Abundance
Crawford, "Bobs' and bunny" if you
prefer, and their large and good natured
family circle.
We come upon them first at Christ
mas reunion in the New England home
of the Crawford family, scene Of gay
and innocent abandon which includes a
stray romance. After taste Of the twins
school Life the author shifts her scene to
the Maryland plantation of Col. Crockett,
friend and relative, where the twins lead
the reader a chase. Among other things
they get themselves locked up in the crypt
of deserted church where their bones
would lie even now had it not been for the
faithful hound who traced them with all
grace and speed and discovered buried
treasure dcspaired. of since civil war days.
Once more among the home group excite
mcnt abatcs for space until "BObs"
enters forest fire on horseback, likewise
a romance. and furnishes a suitable bit Of
sunshine for the closing act.
TWO ALIKE. BY EDITH BARNARD DEAEo.
HeUgbton Mifiin Company. tl.35.
The sun., 1919-01-26
By BENJAMIN DE CASSERES.

r LEANED over the bridge and looked
L IDLY into he placid water be-
meath me. II was fawless mirror. Sky
and tree and cloud fleece were pictured
'herein-therein where had oDtruded my
lace.
\ little child with great black eyes and
hair that flashed in the sun ike polished
Jet ran over the bridge and stood beside
me, peering, Ikq me, into the peaceful
acpths.
was amused at her solemn expression.
What do you see N there, little oneF'
asked OF her.
Only Ourselre-, She replied without
cooking at he.
Terror stricken at that monstrous an
-orr from a child, ran quaking with
tear back 70 he cIty.
The sun., 1919-01-26

4 YOUNG MAN went into the NOM
1 y tains and sought out the Seer
VIII wear the laurel7' asked the
Young Man.
"You shall have your hearts desire
replied the Seer.
VIII I be famous questioned The
Young Man.
AS famous as vour desire for fame is
-rrong,' replied the Seer.
And immortal, too?' inquired the
Young Man.
"All desire is immortal replied the
Seer.
And happy" asked the Young Man.
II am a seer replied the wise man,
and a seer sees the visible and invisible,
the past and the future. | said you would
wear the laurel, be famous and achieve
immortality because you had desired these
intensely. But Desire, which viii give
YOU the three things you crave, will De
tory the possibility Of happiness
The sun., 1919-01-26

T HAD fallen back from the pages of
l. my book-was It my Lady LigeiG or
De Quincey's LeraHRa aud our Lddg Of
,orr0Us lying under the lamplight 10
dream of Beauty, Of that melancholy
Beauty that builds is lodging place in the
soul of genius; that remote, mccarthy.
unhallowed Beauty that foods the mind
with its siekly moOn-glimmer. 1t Is found
IN Baudelaire, Lafeadio Hean, De Maui
PEASANT, De Quincy, james Thomson,
Coleridge, Maeteriinck and my own tales
written on earth. It IS made up of
glamour and thrill, nostalgia and crepus-
rular dreams
J, too, bad the fatal passion. In NE,
as in them, Shadow trenched deep on
Light; and the garment Of my soul, 1t
seemed TO me-, had been woven in a sombre
forest by the fingers Of Twilight on d
loom OF moOnbeams.
Insanity stands not far away from the
minds haunted by this fatal Beauty which
has no smile. They lie full in the vapors
OF that mental Nowhere where impres-
SONS have not vet matrixcd themselves
into distinct IDEAS, where only the ghosts
Of thoughts and emotions are appre-
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1919-07-23

mouth of the st. Francis River in Ar
kansas there will be five miles of levee
work at a cost of 100000.
The Board of Public Works of Kan
sas City, Mo-, will build 1200-ft. via
duct at "a cost of $4S5,000.
Additions costing 100000 will be
made to an automobile plant at Fort
Worth, Texas. In Kansas City, Mo-, a
100000 company just organized will
manufacture automobile tires, betting,
packing, etc.
A 100000 milling company has in
corporated at Oklahoma City. A pub
lie elevator and storage corporation
has been formed for like amount II
Richmond, Va, and at Knoxville, Tenn.
a 100000 -four and feed mill has or
ganized.
At Huntington, w. Va, a 100000
lumber company has incorporated, and
in a Georgia county 10000 acres OF
timber lands have been purchased by
Savannah parties, who will install
so ,OOO-ft. capacity mill, eight portable
mills, drykiln, shingle and lath ma
chimes, etc.
In Petersburg, Va, a 100000 trust
company began business on July ID
and at Portsmouth, In the same State
trust company has increased its cap
ital from $25O,OOO to 100000. In
Kansas City, Mo-, 100000 nation
al bank has begun operations. A ma
tional bank in Tulsa, Okla, increases
its capital from 100000 to $1,25O, 900
In Dallas, Texas, a State bank in
creases from 100000 to 100000 and
will erect building, and State bank
at Forth Worth plans a similar in
creas in capitalization.