The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1919-02-28

man conjistulating on the streets this
week about whether to spend their
money in a Caldwell store or go to
Boise and unload it. The woman she
had an idea that they could save
enough to pay for the car ride, and
said she, its very nice indeed to whiz
along even and smooth like on them
cars. The man allowed that it would
take three hours Of their time to do
that easy riding and he said at this
time of the year it was foolish to put
in time getting anything on earth just
because it was easy The fat lady's
CONSULTATIONS prevailed over good
horse sense, and they beat it down to
the station and aborigineed away their
funds into the exchecker of the great
soalless corporation and hide away on
nice jaunt during which they would
get to see the spiers on the capitol
building and Internationally might
get to see some of the new elected
state officials. They would leave a
little currency in Boise that morally
belongs to our own town merchants
| hope that not all the fat women in
this region will be able to coax their
childrens' fathers to go to Boise and
be deprived of their funds.
seen in a religious Raper where
the editor was advising women folks
to not go alone when they went to
see a doctor or dentist OR scoth-
sayner The editor explained en-
phatically that women should take
some with them for the looks of
things The editor went on and got
Pompaeian about his grounds. | am
guessing that when a woman goes to a
soothsayner for sooth, she don't want
somebody else sticking along for sooth
or anything else. The editor of that
religious journal spoke like he had
been hearing some remarks over in
ST. Louis, for there is where he i'm
pugns his sheet I do not think we
have a right to implore ones mastiffs
until we catch him at something. Dad
says detective. always looks for the
mastiff He states that there is a
mastiff for everycrime if we could
locate it. So when women goes to
Esee a professional man, no one ort to
have a right to catechise her mastifi
unless he is we'll advanced in cate
CldtlCS. vi COul st tie illdH loT ils
own jurisprudence might see to it thai
he has some one eternally on his body
guard.
], At my tender age annoy flippancy
Its getting to be pretty prolific about
town. | seen two girls about IS gaze
broadcastly into the eyes of two
: young strange men they was meeting
on the street and both of them girl:
. had heir of flippancy about then
that was dogmatically erroneous
They nudged each other instinct,
/ just as they passed the young men anc
they gigglcd like the gurgle in tht
, steam pipe when its about to start
They look around to see what infec
, it was having on the fellcrs, but thei
flippancy was too spontaneous ever
for them two who were persuasivelN
: out for something of the same sor
, of instrumentality. Al my tender ag,
; I cannot see no use in turning littl
, girls out to the wolf of inebriaty ant
, congressiveness when combativenes
7 inceeds responsibility, Flippancv wa
what Jacob used on l,aban his oil,
, father-in-law. Why can't our mother
, learn our girls to so RIGHT on in tn
, even tenor of the modest ways ant
| keep as far away from the gulf o
r Mexico as possible.
$ A son was born, February 2l. to MI
aud Mrs Georoe Rrumlee