The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1919-09-16
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WITH THE USUAL TO ALLAN POE.
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WITH THE USUAL. TO EDGAR ALLAN POE.
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In the middle u u The night, 70 my sleep
When I'm finally ally. sleeping s%sniln right Then ] GO, could a.. Tee Pr
: 9 e Gs" ye is' yeei lis Like L "a a sGo boy fron-ven,
Then ! question should it stop,
II r / wondsr why a mother But 7 always hear its yer', yeA'
Yelling kids. Yers, yers, yeus- yeus, yens, yens
when / hear that incarnation, H W.
FEW DRAMATIC THOUGHTS,
Many a man who is a star in the theater is not even a prompter
All the world may be a stage, but most of u stay in the chorus
:" Nc wonder mummers are "high-nyers" for has not the stage wings
an-ias It an pe entrace for further trouble to fonow.-warcr Pulitzer
A MusHy soIoIsT. WHAT?
J. ASSie .s Mss a"rS a@v rspSSaia = ti nao s Messsns g. 'A' 'pO''" ~''A
BUSINESS CHANCES.
FOR sALE-ren shares in a corkscrew factory; paid $1,000 for
them; will sell for 10 cents, or what have your v,uuon v.,,r
A REEL TRAGEDY.
Since 'q M Ss. Of d %Snss sss IN se q %sa Unnecessary;
For murder and crime authors have no excuse,
For courage a villain must now drink grape-juice'
since champagne and wine have been wholly restricted;
with desperate Davy oercoming Marie
With only the aid of a glass of iced tea.
4 New Jersey woman wants a divorce 4 because use her d husband *
for tsy his isn sss "a ! tsiSe. H ens io sFs 81 S SnssS' and pG tnS. of bacon two m''f'f'l'
Added to this is the rent rem Of the home, the clothing ing and feeding Of q
hNAhN4 ba u sNio 1 NbNtN u" '"p""o SS
evening like the breakfast.
1t strikes us tina. some women are terribly unreasonable.
WANDERED FROM WILD WEST SHOW.
CIGAR store wooden Indian. old. Owners call at 105 West For
tieth--From New York Evening Paper.
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A minister OF our acquaintance thinks there was no flood and no
ark. There 1t goes again. They are going to continue taking things
from the Bible until there will be nothing left but the name OF the
publishing house. The poor whale was pulled out years ago and dumped
back into the ocean, hell has been cooled off considerably, and there
is hardly a day but that some wise man removes some generally ac-
cepted passage. Let the book alone and take up a collection.
So far IS Mexico is concerned, IL o new Is good news. It's all bad.
WOMAN NEVER KNOWS HER MIND.
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The funeral OF Mrs. Mary nj. Vaughan at SUBMISSION,
Breckley. announced for TODAY Tuesday,, is
POSTPONED.
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Personal in London Times,
sign. Roast Beef Sandwiches, Is Cents" The price formerly had
been 10 cents Asked as to the reason, the proprietor said: They
have raised the price of beef 3 cents a pound" Nothing like having an
answer ready in case one is required.
ANOTHER NMORTALp
One newspaper account says; 1.-The bullet penetrated his right
temple. coming out Of the left side of his head and embedding itself In
a closet door.
He was taken to the hospital. charged with ATTEMPTING Ia
commit suicide" @
I'VE are facing a crisis" says a Washington statesman. But can
the statesman tell us of any time when we were notF
Frank Pickup is a New York printer. according to the city
directory. ~