The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-11-17

Listen, wivosl Mrs. Sam Newly.
we'd was the kindest young wife In
tho world. She adorcd having Sam
smoke In the paTior, she left him
20 out any night he wished as she
considered u only kind 20 do 81, she
never kicked because II wouldn't be
kind when he uncomplninlngly
accepted cold dinner. and all that
sort OF thing.
In fact, fhe was 20 altogether cx'
traordinarily kind that Sam, In
time. began 10 wonder II she was
too good to be true.
Soon after beginning 10 wonder
about this matter Sam took 20
snooping around the house AT odd
moments OF the day. such, for In.
stance, an when the leo man came
or when tho grocery boy was due
or when the man came to read the
gas meter.
But no, single outof the.way
thing did Sam discover untIi "a Ger
tain day when he casually passed
the house on the shady aide Of the
street where he wasn't easily no
ticcablc. aud saw strange man
run up tho steps 10 the front door.
Sam Jaw his wife open the front
door. throw her arms around the
strangers neck and kiss him fer.
vently. Sam Immediately snsaked
close TO hear what Was said
You're a eight for core eyes"
Mira Hewlywed coOcd. i've been
simply crazy 60 see you. But you
better 40 back 10 your hotel now.
IL viii be a Kindness for mo 70 tell
Sam about you first. never told
him / had a hroiher-f thought u
would be Kindness 10 make him
think I was alone In the world and
didn't have any relatives TO run In
and bother him"
But Sam never heard anything
more than i've been simply carry
TO see YOU" because. at these words
he had stabbed himself 20 death.
thinking he had finally found his
wife too good 20 be true.
MoRAIs-To much Kindness IL
tho eanies, way In Tho world 10 ruin
a perfectly good husband
A servant SRI, rs years old thsr
name IL withheld but We imagine
she has a suub noHe and IL movie
devoted has made a large number
OF wise mcn-~sclrnilstH. pynchic re.
searehsrs. ete.--seem very foolish.
In the dining room 81 the reciory
In the Norfolk village % swanton
Movers large nplanhca OF oil and
water would mystsriodsiy appear on
walls. ceiling or floor.
The source OF these liquids could
not b. determined MineroiogiHta
examined the place. The ceiling
was torn out. IL was proposed.
actually. 10 tear the house down
Day after day the "oosing" Of
oil persisted
f-ssl0nai magician. volunteered to-
aid Rev. IL. Guy IN solving the
problem.
IL was found that when the
maid was absent. the Fpiashes did
not appear She was rpisd upon.
and vessels 81 saiiy water were
LETT within her reach.
IL waA found tina; the aplaShes
were saline IN favor and finally
the girJ. eauEh, In tho act sob
bingly confessed. Her only sx
piAnation Ia that shs must be
bowitched."
In 1853. an iiyear-old Girl orig
mated tbs Coek.land ghost In Hoi.
born. Even DR. samuel johnson
became interested In the case. There
were rapplnga. eruans and spectral
appearances. all produced BY this
child
but she wasn't bewliched. nor
IL the Norfolk younEtier suffering
from anything baffiinR.
Kid mischief that's all. getting
tremendous delight out OF tficklnx
lot OF solemn adults.
Let's hope she doeanf iose her
job.
y.
How Wonderful Is Nature
The man In the fat next 10 ours