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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26

These three grandchildren Sof the
late Theodore Roosevelt and children
of Lieut. Col. Theodore Roosevelt are
the liveliest at Southampton Beach
where this photograph was taken
Like their iilustrious grandfather. they
are full Of per. and they bear a
marked resemblance toshlm.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
Looking for = Telephone.

/ was looking for public telephone
and thought would find one in q large
office building. | walked through and
at last saw a public telephone sign.
and as was in hurry rushed
through the doors and found myseis
in the middle of saloon. The bar
tender looked up and said: "What'll
you have. miss?" was so surprised
that I could not speak for few min
ntes. but finally said was looking for
public telephone. AS l was backing
out the elevator starter saw me and,
as he knew me, asked if / was in for
nm eye-opener. then decided my tele-
phouing could wait, and rushed out
of the building. Exchange
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
ADVISED HIM TO GO SLOW
Darky's Peculiar Reason for Wanting
Sea TO e Easy on His "Pen
Arm" for a While.

George said Florida man not
long ago TO an old negro in his employ
II understand that sou intend to give
your son an education"
OATS my intention, sub" responded
George y know myself what lis TO
struggle along without leainin. an /
has determined my son amt goin' to
have no sich trouble as Ise had"
as your son learning rapidly"
lis shore is, sub. Las week he
done wrote d lettah to his aunt what
lives more'n twenty miles from yere,
an alta while he's goin' to write to his
aunt dat lives bout fifty miles from
yere.p
''Why doesn't he write TO that aunt
now?" smilingly asked his employer.
He KANT write so fur yit, sub. He
kin write twenty miles fust rate, but |
tole him not to try fifty mills til he
gets stronger wifi his rei%s Jackson
vile Times Union.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect 1t
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected.

Judging from reports srom druggists
Rho are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful II overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
Influence of DIR. Kilmer's SwampRoot IS
SION realized. It stands the highest for
its remarkable record of success.
An examining physician for one Of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies in
an interview Of the subject, made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
so many applicants for insurance are re-
jected is because kidney trouble Is 50
common to the American people, and TIE
large majority of those whose applica-
tons are declined do not even suspect
that they have the disease 1t is on sale
at all drug stores in bottles of two Sizes
medium and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to Ut.
Kilmer & Co., Binghanton, N. Y. for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
The Rubber.Tlred Coral.

Among the strange animals that
came under the observation Of Mr..
Roy Chapman Andrews. who conduct
ed an expedition into farther China.
under the auspices of the American
Museum Of Natural History. was the
coral, "a mountain goat of extraordl.
nary agility.
/ haze seen a coral, says the explor-
er, run at full speed down the face OF
a cliff that appeared to be almost per-
pen5icular. The dogs did not venture
to follow <. IS tie sssi,aal landed on
a projecting rock, 1t would bounce OF
as IL made of rubber and leap eight
or ten feet to narrow ledge that
did not seem large enough to support
rabbit.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
in Van.

He had fairly puzzled the good VII
lage folk. had that clever yentriloquist,
and now he was going TO perform his
last and greatest feat.
Ladies' ard gentlemen" he an
nounced with a grand bow, Il Will
proceed to sing that famous ballad.
'Good-by, in lady's voice, which will
appear 70 proceed from the empty air
above your heads.
The minutes passed. Looks Of strain
and agony. doubt and anger chased one
another across the performers face ;
but there was no song.
Then voice suddenly broke the
silence.
Tain't no good ,guv-nor" it said.
"Tve bin an lost the gramophone nee
dle."--Answers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
Foreseeinn a Funeral.

Blank is the greatest blunderer in
making excuses. we ever knew. The
other day lady he did not parttcu-
larry care for met him and said: "Nc
shall be back from the beach pretty
soon, and I'd be glad TO have you come
and lunch with us. Suppose we make
it Thursday, three weeks from today"
Wishing to get out of it, Blank
stammered: "Ah--er-let me see
three weeks from today. you say2 oh,
shall be going to funeral on that
day. Boston Transcript.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
INTERESTING ITEMS.

To Dartmouth college belongs the
honor Of having published the first col
lege paper printed in America. 1t was
called the Gazette. and one of its con-
sr.butors was Daniel Webster.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
caIIIna the ssenoa.

What's your push-bufton code?'
"0ne ring my stenographer breaks
off conversation with the handsome
boolSkeeper.n
Eyes"
1.-Two rings she puts her hair into
place"
Go on
Three rings-she finds her note
book. When get thoroughly mad she
arrives Judge.
a handful of common sense is worth
bushel Of book learning.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26

yisitor-Mhat makes you think VIII
lissm will grow up to be a great doe
tor?
Fond Mother-While playing doctor
with his little playmates. he said !:
"Gentlemen, before we begin TO oper
ate you hold the patients hands and
feet, I'll get the three cents ont of his
right hand pocket"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
An EASY plan.

"0ur house is full of old furniture
that we ought to throw away. yet my
husband thinks it is too good to de.
stroy wish knew of some way OF
wearing it ont quickly, says the ladg
with the coral eardrops.
"Why don't YOU rent the house fur,
nished FOR the SUMMER asks the LADY
with the purple veiI,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26

Chinese fathers cannot leave more
property TO one son than to another.
All must have an equal share.
New York state produces about two
thirds of all the vegetable ivory hut
tons and a half of the finished pearl
buttons made in she United States.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
About Ready 10 give un.

Jane was barely getting over an at
tack of measles when she contracted
the humps. When her father said.
well. how's little daughter todayY"
she replied, "Oh. daddy, Use dist not
worth Junk
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
Always Hopeful.

Your real fisherman is true OPP
timist"
what now?"
Look at Flubdub. The dock Is so
high that his line won't reach the wa
ter"
well y
$50 he's angling for flying fish. -
Louisville Courier-Journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
uncle Eben.

''De tiredest business man l ever
saw" said Uncle Eben, lis one DAT
tried TO go to de races, play golf an
take in a music show, all in he same
day.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
Source of Fancy.

Read any new fiction lately?" asked
The lady with the pink hat al the
health resort.
no, / must confess / have not" re-
piled the lady with the blue creation
What's wrong? Isn't your husband
writing to you while you are awayY
Yonkers Statesman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-09-26
The Silly Night.

The most consoling thing about go
ing to the movies is seeing so many
women in the pictures opening Their
mouths Id not saying a word you
can hear.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-12-21
Sc ESTAN CASANDO
LAS ~TELEFCNISTAS
Debido q clio Ell serpicio te-
Iefonico en- Nueua York
es deficiente

NUEVA YORK, Diciembre 20
La investigation realizada por ell Co.
misionado de Servicios Publicos en-
esta ciudad, Mr.. Teodoro l.. Fonnell,
rcspecto al scrvicio de t~elefonos. con
ira ell cual Sc han cstado recihiendo
un sin nlmero de quejas de parte de
los subscriptores, ba venido a a~Clarar
la causa a que Sc debe tan nal servi-
clio. no siendo otra, que la discretion
de las muchachas ~empleadas, IN gran
numero de las cuales han abandonadO
su empleo por haber contraido ma
trimonio. Ash pueS, resulta que la
desesperacion de los clientes V sus-
criptores de telefonos en- esta ciudad,
sc de5e a que el t~ravieSo Cupido Sc
ha entretenido en- estar arrojando sus
flechas entire las muchachas de los te-
lefonoS.
Ell P~residente de la Compania Te-
l~efon;ca de Nueva York presento una
lista de $50 muchachas que habian
dejado sus puestos por e. matrimonio,
en- Ell curse del presente ano, o sea
una cifra igual al doble de Ia que hui
bo el ano pasado, por igual
Por cuanto al reemplazo de las "de-
sertoras" ell Prcsidente manifesto que
la Compania estaba tr~abajando por
conseguir empleadas. pero que en- Wis
ia de la gran demanda de obreras por
todas las fabricas que hay en- esta re-
gi6n. dificultaba mucho ell e%ncentrar
jovenes aptas para atender al servi-
clio, Y muy especialmente en- esta epO-
ca en- que Sc acercan las fiestas de
Navidad.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-12-21

no sienten una gran admiration por
sus instiruciones politicas.
Tai es ell resultado a que han cen
ducido las chicanas del Senador LODI
ge. Ahora, el Tratado bien puede
ser ratificado en- Washington. Ia Ii
ga de las Naciones, puede muy bien
organizarse con el concurso de esta
Naci6n, los Estados Unidos pueden-
salir de So indiferencia Y sostener su
promesa de ayuda hecha a las nacio-
mes de Europa, pero sin embargo,
habra siempre lugar a temer que Ia
impression de incertidumbre, persista
entire aqueiIos que dieron muestra de
tan buena voluntad para satisfacer
las ~exigencias americanas Y que Sc
ven pagados, a cambio de elias, de una
manera tan desconcertante. En- Fran
cia, donde sc hizo cast un Dios del
Presidente Wilson, Sc ha operado una
reaccion, cuya vivacidad puede apre-
ciarse por el simple hecho de que un
0fgano tan serio Y reposado como el
"Diario de los Debates" Sc comprome-
tiera hace pocos dias en- I'm ataque a
fonGo contra Ell ~Presidente Wilson.
GQuien podra, pues, regocijarse, de
yer que de esa manera Sc inicia la
desconfianZa Y el recelo en- las re!a-
clones entire los americanos Y sus an
tiguos companeros de armas?
Los boches, sin duda; pero hacien-
do a III lado a los bochcs. nadie ticr,e
interes en- separar a gobiernos Y pue-
bios unidos por IN recuerdo conmove-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-12-21

dor comun, tanto como por el sentl-
miento de una ala mission, comun
tambien. que deben cumplir en- blen
de la civilization.
Es impossible que no Sc e~ncuentre
en- Washington II salida pronto,
pues 10 extrano de la situaclon toca
actualmente a 10 absurdo; pero a pc
sar de TODD. el recuerdo de estas di-
ficultades persistira y aun hay lugar
4 temer que la organization paciflca
del mundo, tenga que descansar So
bre cimientos demasiado ~precarios.
Como quiera que sea, los responsables
pueden va medir desdc ahora la mag
nitud dc ;uS responsibilities.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-12-21
NUEVO VICE-CONSUL
Ha habido cambios en- Ell
personal del consulate
en- Piedras Negras

EAGLE PASS, Texas, Diciembre
1S.-Prccedente de Cuba ha llegado
a esta ciudad ell senior F. Sack, quien
viene a hacerse cargo del puesto de
Vice-Consul de los Estados Unidos en-
la vecina ~poblacion m%exicana de Pie
dras Negras, en- sustitucion del Sc
nor R. P. Cormelison, que fue tras-
ladado a TampicO. Mr.. Sack desem
penaba ell puesto de vice-Consul ame-
ricano en- la H bana, Cuba. Lo "a
compana su esposa y ambos establece
ran su residential en- esta ciudad, que
Sc halla enfrente a Ia ]poblacion me-
xicana en- donde tendra su oflclna
el nuevo agente consular.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-12-21

Cuando necesite Iibros en- espanol
Airiiase d Ignacio E. Lozano. lis n.
Santa Rosa. Ave. San Antonio, Tex.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13
KNEW FRIENDS or BoYH00n
Mans Memory Quickly Went Back
Over the Many Years That
Had Rolled Away.

J.R. Hughes Of Kamlah, Idaho, was
standing in the lobby Of a hotel the
other day when a man, apparently an
Engllshman. approached the desk, and
after registering, walked up to Mr..
Hughes, says a Spokane (Wash.) dis
patch.
'Iiow are your / haven't seen you
for a long time" said the newcomer,
and then followed the bellbOy with his
luggage.
Mr.. Hughes remarked to Clerk John
son ale doesn't know me. He must
have mistaken me for someone else"
The man was registered as DIR. A. w.
Evans Of Cincinnati, but the name
meant nothing to Mr.. Hughes. Later
the two men met again and Mr.,
Hughes challenged him.
"You don't know me- he said. 81
know don't" confessed Doctor Ey.
ans, but your face is very familiar
It developed that both men came
from Wales and they began to talk
Welsh. They discovered they both
came from the same town, and then
suddenly Mr.. Hughes exclaimed :
"Walt a minute. I know you. Don't
tell me who you are-you are the son
Of the Congregational minister"
ayes, and you" rejolned the doctor,
FUSED to live across the street and
we went to school together"
The two men had not seen each
other for twenty years. They sat
talking till 3 a. m. of the good old days.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13
C0CA-C0LA WILL
BE USED TO
CHRISTEN ENGINE
Program win Feature Exercises
at Fire Hall on We'd
nesdaY.
tFron Nsshvllis Tanns1sean- !

Ann Dallas Dudley, the new FIRE en-
CINE at the Waverly- Belmont FIRE hall,
will be christened on Wednesday aft
Groom at 2 o'clock with appropriate
exercises. Mrs. Gullford Dudley. Tor
whom the engine gets its name. is one
Of the states pioneer suffrage workers
and It is due 70 her untiring work that
partial suffrage was given the women
Of Tennessee. Mrs. Miles Williams, a
resident Of the twenty-hrst ward Is
Chairman Of arrangements, and also a
pioneer suffraglst, and little Judith
Winston Folk, the 6-year-old daughter
OF Mr.. and Mrs. Reau Folk. also a
pioneer suhragist and the youngest
member of the Nashville organization.
has been chosen sponsor. Miss Folk
has selected as her maids the following
Toung girls, daughters Of prominent
suffrage leaders: Travania Dudley.
Lenore Kenny, Kate Barksdale Harriet
Ingram, Mary Sue Cantrell, Jane Davis
and Elizabeth Smith.
At the CHRISTENING not champagne
but bottle OF coca-cola will be broken
and the maids will shower the engine
with yellow flowers. Speeches will be
made by Mayor William Gupton, Com
missioner Tompkins and Chief A. A.
Rosetta. Mrs. Dudley, a member OF the
rational suffrage organization. and
Mrs. Reau Folk. chairman Of the city
organization, viii be honor guests Of
the OCCASIONALLY.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13
You Do More Work.

You arc more ambitious and you get more
enjoyment out of everything when your
blood is in good condition. Impurities in
the blood have very depressing effect on
the system, causing weakness, laziness,
nervousness and sickness.
GROVES TASTELESS Chill TONIC
restores Energy and Vitality by Purifying
and Enriching the Blood. When you feel
its strengthening, invigorating effect, see
how it brings color to the cheeks and how
il improves the appetite. you will then
appreciate its true tonic value.
GROVES TASTELESS Chill TONIC
Is not a patent medicine, it is simply
IRON and QUININE suspended in Syrup.
So pleasant even children like it. The
blood needs Quinine to Purifyit and IRON
to Enrich it. These reliable tonic prop
critics never fail to drive cut impurities in
the blood.
The Strength Creating Power Of GROVES
TASTELESS Chill TONIC has made il
the fayorite tonic in thousands of homes.
More than thirty-fiye years ago, folks
would ride long distance to get GROVES
TASTELESS Chill TONIC when a
member Of their family had Malaria or
needed a bodybuilding, strength-giving
tonic. The formula is Just the same to.
day. and you can get il from any drug
store. 60c per bottle.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13

While sitting on the bank Of small
stream, writes a Companion subscriber
a friend and heard some hounds bay.
ing on the opposite side Of the creek,
We were guessing what they might be
chasing. when all at once we saw a
two-thlrds-grown rabbit come from the
weeds and slowly walk into the water
until It got so deep that he was com
PEELED to swim. We thought that the
little animal was coming across; but
suddenly he turned upstream and
swan for some two or three rods. and
then he climbed out on the bank and
disappeared in the weeds and under
brush.
A few moments later the hounds
came to the water and lost the trail
If that were not a piece Of cunning
on the part Of Bunny. ! am much mis-
taken.-Youth's Companion.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13

"Looky here, consaru your sternly
said Constable Sam 7. slackputter,
the lynx-eyed sleuth, hog reeve, dog
pelter and traffic cop of Petunia.
What do you mean by raging up and
down these three blocks here on that
dod-molested motor cycle, ripping and
popping like a runaway shooting gal
lery7 If you don't go some place else
70 make your racket I'll pull your
"Aw, where can l goF' returned the
youthful culprit. "This is a borrowed
motor cycle, and the durn towns so
small that il get away from here
tan't disturb anybody in particular by
ihowing ofP."-Kansas City Star.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13
SILK AN INDUSTRY OF INDIA
One Million People In the Great East
ern Country Engaged In lts
Production.

There are 100000 people in India
engaged In the production Of silk. Cat
erplllars and moths Of the mulberry
silk industry Of India are entirely do
mesticated creatures. The Indians
collect the cocoons spun by caterpll-
lars and allow them to hatch, an ex-
change states. The females are kept
until they lay eggs and when the cater
pillars are large enough they are placed
on trees to feed. When tree
is stripped a piece Of cloth Is hung
from a limb and the caterpillars crawl
onto 1t and are moved TO another tree.
Tasar or tussor silk comes from
China and Japan. Muga silk is a prod
uct of Assam Fri silk comes from
caterpillars which feed on the castor
oil plant It is of great value in In
dia, because It is the only silk that
can be spun from cocoons without kill
ing the insects In the cocoons and Is
therefore the only SILK that can be
worn by strict Hindu.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13

Private Mccain (who has permits
sion to speak to his company com
mander)-Sir, can 1 have my dis
charge?
Company Communicable you In
tend to re-enlist7
Private McCann-.No, sir, want to
return TO my trade.
Company Commander-What is your
trade?
Private McCann-Slr, am a medi.
cal carpenter.
Company Communicate medical
carpenter? What do you do, anyhow
Private McCann-Sir, l am a pill
box maker.-From the Camp Merritt
Dispatch.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13
japanese Girl nshIpmaster.n

Japan has granted its first woman's
shipmaster's license to otonO Hanado,
twenty years old. She applied last
year to the maritime authorities for a
license. The government regulations
do not state whether a shipmaster is
to be man or a woman, although 1t
is taken for granted that the positions
are filed by men. When the girl made
application there was no way to refuse
her, and now that she has emerged
from her examinations a certificate
emitting her to be a master of sailing
craft, or any other vessel in the coast
ing service, has been granted. The
girls parents own a sailing vessel, up
on which she has worked since she
was fifteen years old.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13

No gas pressure, no gas bin, will be
the rule in Kansas hereafter
Under provisions Of law passed by
the last Kansas legislature it becomes
the duty of the Kansas public utilities
commission TO fix a standard pressure
for gas service and to compel the In
staliation of pressure gauges, regula-
tors and the like for determining and
recording the pressure. The consumer
then is to be billed according to pres
sure as well as according to quantity,
so that when the pressure is poor the
gas bill will be lower.
The Indiana public service commits
sion is working out a similar plan
based on heat units in gas.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13

1t was at the Place du Chatelet,
Paris, and a small crowd of about fifty
convalescents was gathered together.
The following dialogue went on be
tween one of the wounded and an In
Quisitive idler:
"well, old chap. where were you
woundedT
"In my foot" the soldier quietly re-
piled.
But in what country"
"WOuld you mind asking my cap
tain?' the soldier answered after a
moments hesitation.
"Where is your captain?"
"He's in the place where I was
wounded" was the reply.-Eyery-
body's Magazine.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13
IT'S NOT YOUR HEART;
IT'S YOUR KIDNEYS

signals that the kidneys need help.
You should use GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem OH Capsules Immediately. The
soothing, healing oil stimulates the
kidneys. relieves Inflammation and de-
Go to your druggist today and get n
box Of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules. In twenty-four hours you
should feel health and vigor returning.
After you feel somewhat improved
continue to take one or two capsules
each day, so as to keep the frst-class
condition and ward off the danger Of
other attacks.
Ask for the original imported GOLD
MEDAL brand. Three sizes. Money res
funded If they do not help you.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13

so can do my house work without any
difficulty. ! advise any woman who Is
afflicted with female troubles to give
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound trial and it will do as much for
them. - Mrs. MARIE BOYD, 1921 9th
St., N. E., Canton, Ohio.
Sometimes there are serious condi-
lions where q hospital operation is the
only alternative, but on the other hand
go many women have been cured by this
famous root and herb remedy, Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, after
doctors have said that an operation was
necessary - every woman who wants
TO avoid IN operation should give it a
fair trial before submitting to such q
trying ordeal.
If complications exist, write to Lydia
2. Pinkham Medicine Co, Lynn, Mass,
for advice. The result of many years
experience is at your service.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13

"That Intoxicated man in the rear
of the house seems to be enjoying the
play"
"Yes, but I don't believe he is as
drunk as he appears to be-"
"No2"
"a moment ago when the fearful
heroine exclaimed, "Would that were
deadT he applauded with all his
might.-Birmingham Age-Herald.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13

The lesson for the afternoon had
been with regard to the Second Com.
mnndment. and the pretty Sunday
school teacher was very pleased with
the manner in which her discourse
had been listened to.
"Now, Johnny Smith, tell me II we
have any idols In this country" she
asked one Of the brightest Of her
class.
ooh, yes. teacher" came the quick
reply. sour dads been idle ever since
amistice day, and our uncle was idle
for a long time before that"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1919-06-13

There's one thing I'm thankful for, ="
said Mrs. Crosslots. my John is
never goin' to be one o them boil
shivers."
"How do you know"
swell. of course I'm not sure how
people 90 about II 70 helshlv But !
understand it's largely done by spread-
In flames, an ! don't believe there's a
man on earth that hates the idea of
gettin' up an startin' a fire worse than
John"