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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04

Revense.-The druggist danced and
chortled till the bottles danced on the
shelves. Whats up?" asked the soda
clerk. Have you been taking some
thing" mo. But do you remember
when our water pipes were frozen last
Christmas" "Yes, but what-'"Well'
the plumber who fixed them has just
come to have a prescription filled"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04

A Sly Dos.-"Before We were mar
r,ed. ">she complained. you always
engaged a cab when you took me any
where Now you think the street-car
is good enough for me-"
mo, my darling, 1 don't think the
street car is good enough for you; It's
because I'm so proud of you. In cab
YOU would be seen by nobody, while
can show you of to so many people
by taking you in a street-car Tit
Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04
The Bank of Clover
OEOVENs
IN RiISINE GO

YOUR BUSINESS
NO MATTER what your line-be 1t
Farming, blacksmithing. we'll digging,
merchandising or professional, ought
to be, for your own personal satisfac-
ton, handled through the Bank-this
Bank If 1t Is most convenient to you.
THE BANK WAY IS THE SURE
WAY of knowing just how you stand
financially. It tends to system In bus
mess affairs. 1t gives your business
affairs better tone with the man
with whom you do business, but do
not come into direct contact with. II
will give you more confidence in YOUR
OWN BUSINESS AFFAIRS.
THIS BANK, right at your door, Of
fers its services to help YOU to bet
ter business methods. We want Your
Banking business and will do every
thing a good bank can do to merit
Your business and your Confidence,
and without Your Confidence, then Of
course, this Bank doesn't expect your
business. But we believe we can have
both to your advantage.
JAS. A. PAGE, Cashier.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04

Knew Her Business.-"John," an
nounced Mrs. Stylover, I'm going to
town tomorrow to see the hats"
You forget" her husband reminded
her that tomorrow is Sunday. The
shops will be closed"
WHO said anything about shops
I'm going to church. News
Scimitar.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04

Gloom and Gladness.-A pessimist is
a man who believes that it will take
centuries for the world to recover from
the blow to civilization; and an opti-
mist is a man who reports that there
will be plenty of centuries.-Rochester
Post-Express.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04

So Simple.-Son:-What is periphra-
sis?
Father: 1t is simply a circumlocu-
tory and pleonastic cycle of oratorial
sonorosity, circumscribing an atom OF
ideality lost in a verbal profundity.
Son: Thanks.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04

Faith and Works. - One Monday
morning two little girls, aged seven and
rine were on their way to schooi
Fearing they would be tardy. the sew
en-year-old said to the nine-year-oid:
Let's kneel down and pray that we
won't be late"
The nine-year- said to the seven
vear-old: Lets keep on hiking and
prav as we hike"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04

Cheap Enough.-"Want to buy a
mule, Sam?"
What ails de mule?"
Nothing"
Then what are you sellin' him fo'?''
Nothing"
I'm take him."-Boston Transcript
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04

The Wise FooI.-"It is the unexpect-
ed that always happens" observed the
sage.
well" commented the fool. IF this
is true, why didn't we learn to eX-
pect t?"-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04

WiIy.-"The widow seems to take
great interest in old Richleigh."
Yes, she thinks that If she takes
interest now she'll have the principal
later."-Boston Transcript.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04

Science says that old age begins with
weakened kidneys and digestive organs.
This being true, II Is easy to believe
that by keeping the kidneys and d.
gestive organs cleansed and In proper
working order old age can be deferred
joyed by the average person.
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM ON has been relieving the
weaknesses and disability due to ad-
vancing years. It Is q standard old
time home remedy and needs no intro
duction.~ GOLD MEDAL Harlem OIL IL
inclosed IN odorless, tasteless capsules
containing about drops each. Take
them as you would a pill, with . small
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04

What's the Inference.-Mrs. Flat
bush-"Is your husband a good golf
err?
Mrs. Bensonhurst-"Well he doest
swear if that's what YOU mean
Yonkers Statemen.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04
FOR THAT COLD

Take REXALL COLD TABLETS.
Guaranteed to give satisfactory results
and recommended for the treatment OF
colds in the head, together with the
headache and fever that usually comes
with a cold. Sure, they are good, and
thousands Of people are using them.
FOR THAT DISTRESSING COUGH
Take RExALL COMPOUND BARK
Cough Syrup. 1t hits the spot and al
most instantly relieves that distressing
cough that keeps you and the family
awake at night. It brings relief and
helps to make the expectoration easier
and less painful and jarring to the sys-
tenn, 1t is so good and so efficient
that its makers Guarantee Satisfaction.
Oh, yes, you can get both here.
" Op KnP TT r. CT n r T.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04

Only an Ice Box.-I thought you
could keep a secret" said her friend.
We'll, kept 1t for a week." was the
reply. do you think am a cold-stor-
a.-e plant%'
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04
THE THINGS YOU EAT

To be sure you want them
to be of first class quality
you wouldn't knowingly buy
any other kind. That is one
reason why you buy here to
your best interest. We do
not sell anything in our line
that is not of first quality
not if we know it.
May we have part of your
patronage?
sHERER & QUINN
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-02-04
Half Your Living,
Without Money Cost

We are all at a danger point. On
the use Of good common sense In our
1919 farm and garden operations, de.
pends prosperity or our "going broke"
Even at present high prices no one
can plant all or nearly all cotton, buy
food and grain at present prices from
supply merchant on credit, and make
money. Food and grain are higher In
proportion than are present cotton
prices.
It's a time above all others to play
safe; to produce all possible food,
grain and forage supplies on your own
acres; to cut down the store bill.
A good piece Of garden ground,
rightly planted, rightly tended and
kept planted the year round, can be
made to furnish nearly half your liV-
ing. It will save you more money
than you made on the best two or
three acres of cotton you ever grew:
Hastings 1919 Seed Book tells all
about the right kind Of a money say.
ing garden and the vegetables to put
IN it. 1t tells about the farm crops as
well and shows you the clear road to
real and regular farm prosperity. It's
Free. Send for 1t today to h. g.
HASTINGS CO., Atlanta, Ga.-Advt
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
SUNDAY SUBJECTS

At St. Andrews Episcopal church, Rev William H. Smith, rector. Holy communion 1O-3g a. m: Sunday school at noon; evening prayer, 7.30 D. 
 At the Church of the Good Shepherd UniVersalist- U Rev Joseph F. Cobb will preach on the subject. Patriotism Holy communion will be observed Sunday school at noon
 At Trinity Episcopal church there VII be holy communion and sermon al 1o-SO a. m- The congregation of Chris. church is cordially invited to worship in Trinity church during July
 A. the Central Baptist church, Rev A. F. Purkiss, pastor. Morning sub ject. Four Challenges. Service in Italian 10-z5. Rev. J. W. Carlevale City Bihle Class for Men and Sunday school at noon- Evening service sub jcct. The Great Heartedness Of Jesus
 At the First Baptist church, George Henry Strcuses minister At the morning service the Lords Supper
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
KALEIDOSCOPE

The ships built and officially mum bered during, the 12 months ended May 31, 1919, totaled 2,l51, with a gross tonnage of 3,639,020.
 For the comfort of the occupants of back seats of automobiles wind shields have been patented, formed of wings of glass that can be ad- justed in any desired position.
 In experimenting with soap bub- bles an English scientist developed apparatus that blew them large and substantial enough to be used as a background for photographs.
 The census bureau reports from about half the population Of the United States show there are more than 25O,000 families with children ranging in number from to 25.
 In a new rear signal for automo- piles pressing a button on the steer ing wheel lights a red light and lifts semaphore, which is dropped and the light changed to green when the put ton is pressed a second time.
 A trade association is reported to have been formed comprising the en- tire British sale and retail industry of machine made drawing instru- ments-a practically new trade estab- listed in Great Britain a result of the war.
 Utilizing a galvanometer, a French scientist has invented apparatus Tor measuring vibrations of human bones and tissues, with which, among other things, he reads persons pulse more accurately than by hand
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
BREED THEATRE.

Olive Thomas new picture, "Toton g which Is the feature at the Erect thea Ire today, is the best she has ever done II is the story of a little French girl who becomes the more or less conventional model for an American artist She rarries him and has a child-but there the story has only started The artist is called home by the death Of his mother. and his fath- CT, taking advantage of the circum- stances persuades the young man to stay with him. and his lawyers annul the marriage in Paris. The model eventually dies. but not until her baby. Totou. has been born and is entrusted 10 a friend who is an Apache So TOtou grows up to imper- sonate boy, and he is an Apache: and TotOn's after growing to middle age alone does not marry. but adopts ? son When the war breaks out that son comes to France with American troops and on leave, searches out his fathers old acouaintances- He meets Toton- the gamin. under untoward circumstances and the romantic end is in sight 4 story well told with Miss Thomas in the dual role exhibiting real faculties of pathos characteriza- rions and emotion Norman Kerry as the artist and then the father is cor respondingly effective. The direction is Frank Borzage's. and the Eiory was written by Catherine Carr The photogra p1y is SO good that it is ab- solute poetry of vision
 Other pictures on the bill include Billie Rhodes in The Love Call" and the Pathe news
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
HUMOK OF THE DAY

Doctor-When do you feel the pain
 TeddyHJust before school time. sir Tit Bits.
 "A thoroughbred gentleman puts on his clothes and then forgets them"
 That's what I tried to do, but my tailor won't let me.'-Boston Tran script.
 It's nice to be connected with fine family, isn't it
 Al depends. Not when the butler tells you to ring off."-Louisvile Courier ournal.
 Redd-They tell me Postmaster General Burleson is some fisherman. .Greene-WeH it does look as if he was about to catch something now Yonkers Statesman.
 Percival-Gosh! Isn't it rainingl
 Pansie-NeYer mind boysie; take fathers umbrella then, perhaps, we won't so much mind your coming back.-London Mail.
 Then your husband wasn't pleased with his visit to the home of William shakespeare?'
 NO. We had a puucture just as we reached the pIace."-Judge.
 'Is that 1talina situation being cleared up?'
 Yes replied the inveterate pun ster. think it has been what you might call Fiumigated Washington Evening Star.
 Bella-Arent you worried because you don't know where your husband goes when he is out late at night2
 Donna-Not nearly so much as would be if l knew.-Cartoons Maga- zine.
 Hazel-Was papa very angry when you asked him for me, George, dearH
 Lieutenant-Not at all; he asked me if I couldn't bring around couple of more officers so that he could marry off your two sistes.-Ontario Post.
 How do you find your meals F
 Excellent"
 "Then you will recommend themF
 "Not l. I do you'll get a lot more custom and then the meals wont be so good."-Kansas City Journal.
 "Yes. guess I can give your son a iob You are one of our largest stockholders. What can your son do % ''To be frank, nothing.
 Well we have a number or young men doing that. He might assist one of them."-Detroit Free Press.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
BRIEF STATE NEWS

Deep RiVer.-Rev. and Mrs. Byron U. Hatfield and son Raymond have re- turned from several days visit to Mys- tic.
 Thomaston.-The Litchheld County University club has been invited to hold it's midwinter meeting in Thomas ton.
 Manchester. The Maccabees of Manchester celebrated the 31st anni- versary of the organization Thursday evening.
 Terryviiie.-Thomas F. Higgins ex- poets to finish having this week. He mows about 20 acres on his Town Hill farm, and as the land is kept newly seeded and well fertilized he cuts from two to three tons to the acre.
 East Hampton.-Rev. Patrick Fox left this week for New York, where he a vacation of several months. A short while ago Rev Fr. Fox celebrated his 10th anniversary in the priesthood.
 Hartford.-F'ifty-n nine years of mar ried life were rounded out this week by MT. and Mrs. Joseph Young of No. 96 Park street, who were married July ? 1860. They have had If children. There are 24 grandchildren and II greats grandchildren.
 Saybrook.-Monday, June 30. was the golden wedding anniversary of MT. and Mrs. Jedediah Bushnell of Stannard Hill. A gift of $50 in cash was raised among the townsfolk, 63 people having part in this. and was presented them that afternoon by Rev. George w. Eastland and Paul F. Murdock in be- half of the contributors.
 Winsted.-Announce has been made of the marriage of Elizabeth M. Horne. a Red Cross nurse, who recent ly returned from overseas, daughter of Mrs. Lucy A. Horne of Winsted. and Major John P. Beeson of the medical corps, which took place in New York June IS. The ceremony was performed by Chaplain John Dunphy. Majo Bee son returned from overseas June IS.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
ANNOUNCEMENT
CHAuTAuOuA.

Prof Gabriel Hines. the brilliant American pianist and composer. and the originator of the "Piano-Lecture Recital" comes this afternoon. He will give a programme that is not only entertaining and educational but popular He will discuss four classes of music and illustrate them by num- erous selections, many of them orig inal.
 pr. Jesse H Holmes has been with the Chautauqua Association since 1912 He is the secretary of the as sOciat tion and has been actively en- gagged in the platform work as we'll
 This year he will visit every town on the B' circuit and will present his new and vital lecture, The Gold on Egg" This message is moulded es pecially for the critical period at which the nation now finds itself. the Reconstruction period after the war.
 It is predicted that all Chautauquas opera Robin Hood last year will be in the front seats when the curtains are drawn on the second night this year
 The reasons are two. The first is Pauline Corella;" the second is -Riccardo BoneIIi'' Such was the sue cess which these two people scored as stars in the opera Robin Hood, that there was q universal demand for them BonellIs solo, Brown October Ale need only be mentioned to recall him to Chaufauqua audiences.
 Assisting artists to Miss Corella and Mir BoneIli are Ruth Collingbourne, violinist and Gabriel Hines. pianist. This talented quartette will render a programme of vocal and instru- mental music which will be the best thing of it's kind that has ever ap- peared on Chautauqua platform. Hear them this evening, at Chautau- qua, on Academy campus.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
GRISWOLPS WELCOME
 HOME DAY (Continued from Page Three)

chon; reception committee-Wa Horace Mailhotte, Mrs. E. H. Hiscox, Mrs. T. A. Rioux. Mrs. A. M. Brown, Mrs. M. E. Shea. Mrs. W. R. Burd1ck. Griswold, Lisbon and Voluntown; pro- gram committee-Rev. J. J. McCabe, Mrs. Hiscox and Principal F. H. P. Clement.
 Miss Ida Foster was in charge of the arrangements for pies and cakes guests, and her assistants were Mrs. H. E. Paul, Mrs. c. D. Wolf. Miss Laura Jodoin. Miss Alice Brown. Mrs. Walter Kingsley and Miss Annie Rob- ertson.
 The waitresses for the men in the service were Rosanna Desjardine, Mrs. G. H. Prior. Hallie and Jean Burleson Dorothy Paul, Mabel Wilcox. Alice and Alice Barnett. Morey's orchestra played, giving their services for the men.
 The young ladies who were in charge erine and Bertha Heidelberg and Yvonne Guillotte. The flower girls were Mary. Elizabeth and Bertha Eichelberg, Alice and Blanche Jodoin. Irene Monte. Mary Driscon. Mary Smith, Delphine. Rosa and Josephine Fontaine, Ida. Emma and Yvonne Guillotte Grace and Edna Sharkey, Mary Zavestoski. Elizabeth Dutkuski Anna MioduSzenska. Flora Wood, Rose St. John. Eva Lafame. May Geary, and Margaret Dufersne.
 The policemen who were so efficient during the parade were Chief Officer John T. Dolan. Clarence Kahn. Charles AIbro, Peter Bryant. Jeremiah, Mercy, Louis Vachon, Andrew CheSeboro. Jo- seph St. John and the motorcycle ofh- cer was Frederick Bechard.
 Ashland Cotton Go. periodically gave the use of it's grounds and casino and arranged for the bake and festivi- ties for the men.
 Following is the box score of the Welcome Home ball game:
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05

will be observed and the pastor will preach on the theme, Jesus Then and Now. Sunday school at l2 oclock. Evening service at 7.30. Theme, L'~~ ing With Others.
 At the United Congregational church, morning service with com munion conducted by Rev. J.. H. Sel- den. Sunday school at noon.
 At the A M. E. Zion church, service. II a. m, subject. Burden Bears. Sun day school at noon, Bible study class at D. m Preaching at 7.45. subject. The Handy Cap of Life. Holy com munion. ,-
 At Trinity Methodist Episcopal church, Rev. E. A. Legg, pastor. Sun day morning worship with sermon by the pastor and communion Sunday school at 12 o'clock. Epworth League at 6.3O, topic, Our Relation to Others; Toward Enemies. Evening church service discontinued during July and August.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05

Frederick which is the big feature at the Davis theatre today. The play is Q charming one and affords Miss Frederick a powerful characterize ticn in which her artistry never is at fault. The effect is a satisfying performance in which an excellent supporting com Pzny appears to the highest advantage
 Carolyn Of the Corners" an Extra Selected phOtoplay eaturing Bessie Love will be the second big feature. T. Is a screen adaptation of Ruth Bell more EndicOtt's novel of the same name
 To complete the show there is a Mir. and Mrs Sidney Drew comedy, The Last of the SaxOns" Today there will be four complete shows. beginning at 1-30- 315. GI5 and S.15-
 Coming Monday. Charlie Cha pin in his latest Million Dollar comedy '-Sunnysides" and two other big fea- lures
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
DAVIS THEATRE.

IL is quite refreshing to find a really consistent story in motion pie tures- but 1t is generally conceded that the productions of Paramount and Aircraft more nearly approach cOnsistence than those of any other concern. This is especially true as regards Paid in Full" the new Paramount photoplay starring Pauline
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
FOR SALE
Six Cents Line of six Words. New Cars Ready BRIsCoE TOURING CAR,
 BRIsCOE ROADSTER
 VELIE ROADSTER They're hard to eet-but we have lem.
si1 Gents a Lime of SIX Words.

USED CARS
 Big line, including two 7-passenger Velies, recently thoroughly overhauled and in fine condition. Two Jeffery 5 passenger touring cars. An Overland touring car, 5-passenger. A pippin of a Little Six" Buick roadster 1917, speedy Pope Hartford touring car, great for public service. low price. Two Ford touring cars. two Ford chassis. Metz and other used cars. All modern equipped. We sell and trade new and used cars. Get in touchs with us for real car service. Full line of tires and other accessories.
 THE DANIELSON GARAGE,
 c. H. PELLETT. Prop, DanIeISon. Tel. 190. jy4d
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
What Is Going On Tonight

Motion Pictures at Breed Theatre. Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Davis Theatre
 Norwich Council, No. 3O9, U. c. T., meets in Chamber of Commerce Hall.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
AshIant

Score by innings:
 Ashland Q. . ...-.-..0 0 0 0 5 l x-9 Goodyear . .......-.1 0 0 20 Q 0-3
 Two base hits. Jarvis. Raney (2). Faber. Mala- dy Liberty Bases cn balls of Liberty l. of Page G. Struck IL by Liberty 6; by Page 8.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
FOR SALE

Valuable farm. with the best of farm buildings, for sale.
 Said farm is situated in Franklin. on State road leading from Lebanon to Norwich, formerly known as the Alon- 20 Loomis farm, comprising about 156 acres, suitably divided into moving. pasturing and valuable tin1berland; the buildings consist of a two-story house with ell. two large barns, courthouse, icehouse, two henhouses. a fine building ready to be used for a garage, suitable for two cars, one large hoghouse.
 Will sell with stock and tools if de- sired Possession given Oct. 1st.
 Inquire of J. HENRY KING, on the premises. P. O. address. Yantic, Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
LOST AND FOUND

FOUND-A bird dog. Owner can have the same by proving ownership and paying for this adv. F. L. Futile 1s Ann St Tel. 1214. jy5d
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
A PETITION.

Give me a good digestion, Lord,
 And also something to digest But when or how that something
 comes, l leave to Thee, who knowest best Give me a healthy body. Lord, Give the sense to keep lt sos Also a heart that is not bored
 Whatever work have to do- Give me a healthy mind. good Lord, That finds the good that dodges sight And, seeking sin, is not appalled, But seeks a way to put it right Give me a point of view. good Lord, Let me know what it is and why, Don't let me worry oVermuch
 About the thing that's known as ''l Give me a sense of humor Lord, Give me the power to see joke To get some happiness from life, And pass it on to other folk.
 -Westminster Gazette
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
FOR SALE

Sixteen acre farm with an eight-room cottage it. all level ground and there are cows, chickens and a horse; 20 min utes walk from Franklin Square. Seven-room cottage with all the lat est modern Improvements it is in a good neighborhood, about five minutes walk from Franklin Square. For fun particulars, see A. V. COVELLO,
 Tel. 6ss-S 19s CIin St.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
FOR SALE.
six Cent. a Line of six wora.

FOR sALE---Two cows; one Jersey nlfSh miieh ona GoloTed eow. 4 years. old. new 4 years old; 35 one year old beps oe.i, 1.o pplroiiers and bullets matched out in straen ' n 4 or April Inquire of Heber Bros. i0 io- 6eech St.. or Franklin Square. Tel.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-07-05
WANTED

WHEN YOU WANT to put your bus mess before the puElic. there is no medium better than through the ad- vertisinE columns e. The Bulletin.