Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1919-01-10

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The Lincoln County Leader" Of re-
cent date shows a startling resemb-
lance to "The Peavey" Of last week,
probably on account OF both papers
being printed on the same press. We |
wonder what the Leader" will do for
news when the peavey" has taken a
place with the Dodo and w. ]. Bryan.
But go ahead, Mr.. Editor, we admire
your taste and discernment.
Rumors to the effect that Pvt. L. b.
Gross has accepted a reportorial posi-
tion with the Lincoln County Leader
!. are not grounded in fact, to say tie
. least. Another country paper, the
Portland Oregonian, having secured
| the services of "our Lawrence" on it's
, staff.
NJ. p. Corporal Moxon, don't you
know that men are not allowed TO
wear mackinaws or fatigue clothes
while on the streets Of Toledo?"
Corp. Moxon. "Mackinaw! WHY man
: that's my issued overcoat that the
i. government gave me.
o Our friend Mccarthy of the S0th is
4 in town this week. Sprayer and all.
Pvt. Diesboek. lO9th Sqdn. being the
only one in the Squadron from lllanois
e. we have decided not to furnish him {
r. troop train, but will furnish him ;
Is hand car to go home on instead.
e. There are two foremen left in tn
sd 109th Squadron. Pvt. Lynch, foreman
ny OF the light duty guards, that carry
ae light gun on the light frost Sidewalk
sl Corp. Lusk is foreman of the day-sicl
vi aess outfit: ail sick in the day time an
pool sharks at night.
OF Mrs. Piper: "Your husband told m
iS' husband that his word was law a
)" home.'
III Mrs. Phillips: "Yes. it's one OF thos
ny laws that are never enforced"
hs From a Columbus, (kans.) Paper.
NY rs your daughter taking singing lct
ce sons?"
That's what you heard. all right!
ne hope you didn't think for a minu,
that had started beating my wife
~ Buffalo Express.
Lieut.. Dwight Harrison has relieve
~ Lieut.. Barnes as Regt1 Supply Office
''' Chas. Johnson (S0) was seen maxim
an few purchases in the Exchange. Il
''' said he was stocking up for the me-
"h year. When last seen ne had a cal
e"' OF soap and ten cent tie.
ner One of the Toledo bellies told us tn
IKE II she wore service pin for eve
the beau she had in the service she won
go look like the Star Spangled BannC
Irts Gee! Doesn't she hate herself
old yro arc glad 20 see some OF our Can
ing 3.A friends back with US again. ev
Hahn.
Our friend Mckinney of the "a
lion who Is one OF the Regt. tonsorial a
II lists will pay any man cent for en-
of lime he cuts him while shaving.
had
ave Pvt. Jazz" Froom, SOth: "Why
s II they say Nobody loves fat man?
how Corp. d. @. Moxon, S0th: "W'
, in there's bound to be suspicion that a
N n body over weight just now is gctti
,r,o, more than his share of tile grub"
IS OF
ana Pvt. L. b. Gross, 101st: "When ,
mill proposed to that girl in Woodburl
ou,a suppose she said: This is so sudder
,ho Corp. G. S. Thomas. 9ith; mo,
IN = was honest. and said: This suspe
.ro has been terrible"
But
few Private Bill Tin restaurano: Il
Z the are your eggs, Joe7"
,l,ow Private Joe: "I'll match you to
rican who goes back for the gas mas
,yery journal A. NJ. A. d.
a.. A new volunteer, who had not q
learned his business, was on sci
~ duty one night when friend bro'
pie from the canteen.
went. As the volunteer sat on the g
moro eating pie, the major sauntered u
no IN undress uniform. The sentry, moi
.alss