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The Lake County times., 1919-10-14
VOICE OF
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WANT CROSSING OPEN

East Chicago. Ind. Oct. 1S.
Editor TMEs-
VIII there be any one who will help
us in having the railroad crossing on
l4sth street between GrasselIi and
aennedy avenue. open from 100 to 3
a m. when the children 20 % school?
This morning the freight blocked the
crossing for nearly an hour and the
children have to 80 under the freight
to get 10 school on time As my child
rem crossed and there were still rev
more to cross. the engine started and
the children were nearly killed
wOuId think that the railroad com
pany should have a watchman on this
crossing before any of the children do
get killed It Will be too late then
Please put this IN THE TIMES for the
sake OF the children
A STEADY READER
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Are you reading The Tmesr
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d now is the time TO put her in her place
The Lake County times., 1919-10-14

Don't throw your paper away
without reading the want ad page.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
DAILY HEALTH TALKS
What Doctor Pierce Has
Done For Humanity!
BY DOCTOR GRIPS.

II has always seemed to me that
DR.. Pierce, OF Buffalo, N Y, should be
placed near the top when a list Of
Americas great benefactors is written.
He studied and conquered human dis
eases to degree that few realize.
Whenever he found a remedy that over
came disease, he at once announced it
in the newspapers and told where it
could be bought at small price. He
did not follow the usual custom OF
keeping the ingredients secret, so that
the rich only could afford to buy the
medicine, but openly printed the name
OF each root and herb he used. And
so to-day the names of DR.. Pierce and
his medicines are widely known, and
they stand for better health and better
citizenship.
One of this great physicians most
successful remedies is known as Doctor
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. These are
little, sugar-coated pills, composed Of
Mayapple, leaves oil aloe, root OF Jalap-
things that Nature grows in the ground.
These Pellets are safe because they
move the bowels gently, leaving no bad
after effects, as so many pills do.
Very often they make n person who
takes them feel like new man or
woman, for they cleanse the intestines
of hard, decayed and poisonous matter
that accumuiates when one is costive.
II you are constipated, by all means
go to your druggist and get some OF
DR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They
may prove to be the very thing your
system requires to make you well and
happy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
VERMONT NEWS
Items Of Interest From Various Parts
OF the state.

Items Of Interest From Various Parts
Of the state.
Junier Fortier of Salisbury made a
big catch of fish on a recent Satur'
day dressed them and then put them
down cellar for the Sunday breakfast.
When he went to get them, the pan
was nicely covered, as he had left IT,
but every fish had been stolen.
Miss Ethel Basford, a ST. Adams
clerk. was robbed of her handbag
Saturday evening at she was on her
way home from work. A man came up
behind her and snatched her bag
from her arm. There was only about
81 in the bag, as she had received
her weeks pay in the morning, In
stead OF at night.
An Overland automobile, driven by
Bernard Olson of Proctor and contain
ing besides the driver another young
man and two young women, student
nurses at the Proctor hospital, went
over an embankment between Pitts
ford and Florence Sunday evening,
smashing the windshield and jam
ming the front wheels. One of the
young women was quite badly in
jued. The car was driven under its
own power to Proctor.
A Cadillac touring car, owned and
operated by Shirley L. Gale of Bur-
ilngton, Knocked down and seriously
injured Miss Estella Il. Tryon of YER
gennes on the Shelburne road near
the Home for Destitute Children sun
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27

day afternoon. Miss Tryon was Wis
ting her sister, who works at the
home, and they, with a third girl,
were crossing the street when the
Gale car came upon them. Accord
ing to the story of all parties con-
cerned, the girls were crossing the
road from the golf links to the home
when, as the car approached two of
the girls kept on across the road,
while the third, the victim of the ac-
cident, lodged back and came directly
in the path Of the car Her right leg
was broken above the knee, her right
collar bone was fracturer, her nose
was broken and there were many
bruises and conclusion about her body
with possibility that there may also
be internal injuries. Mr.. Gale al
leges that he was going slowly and
that the accident, so far as he was
concerned, was wholly unavoidable.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
De VALERA SAYS
HIS COUNTRY IS
AGAINST TERMS
Tells Clemenceau in Letter That
Ireland Opposes Treaty
WARNING TO CONFERENCE
Letter Says British Delegates Have
No Authority to Act for
Ireland
WARNING TO CONFERENCE

The treaty OF peace. just about to
be signed, will not have the sanction
or the moral support of the recently
organized Sim Fem Republic OF Ire
land according TO Eamons de Valera,
President of the Sim Fem Government
The Germans may take their pens in
hand and settle for all time the late
German Empire after much protesting.
but the Sim Fein Republic, having
registered its protest TO Clemenceau
month ago, will not be bound by the
treaty. The reason the treaty cannot
have any particular significance for
Irish people, as made known yester-
day by Professor de Valera at his
headquarters in the Waldorf Astoria,
is that Lloyd George and the rest of
the British delegation had no authority
to sign anything for Ireland.
The position of Prof. de Valer's
Government" with respect to the
treaty was disclosed in letter to
Premier Clemenceau, letter which
M. Clemenceau has failed up to the
present to acknowledge or answer.
This is the letter which DIR. de Valera
gave out yesterday:
Mansion House
Dublin. 18th May, 1919.
To NJ. NJ. Clemenceau. President de
la Conference de Paris:
Sir-The treaties now under discus
sion by the Conference of Paris will
presumably. be signed by the British
plenipotentiaries claiming to act on
Ibahalf Of Ireland as well as Great
Britain. Therefore we ask you to call
the immediate attention OF the Pace
conference to the warning which ii is
our duty to communicate. that the
people of ireland. through all its or
ganic means Of communication, has
lrepudiated and does now repudiate the
claim of the British Government to
speak or act on behalf of Ireland and
consequently no treaty or agreement
entered into by the representatives Of
the British Government in virtue OF
that claim is or can be binding on the
people OF ireland.
The Irish people will scrupulousl,
observe any treaty obligation to which
they are legitimately SommittedI bu
the British delegates cannot commit
ireland. The only signatures by which
the Irish nation win be bound are
those OF its own delegates, deliberately
chosen.
We request you to notify the Peace
4 Conference that we. the undersigned
have been appointed and authorized b!
the duly elected Government of Ire
land to act on behalf Of Ireland in th'
proceedings OF the Conference and t
enter into agreements and sign treat
les on behalf OF Ireland.
Accept, Sir. the assurance OF GU
great esteem.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27

at the time that the wholesale mas
sacre OF the dogs would bring bad
luck to Turkey are now wagging their
heads eagerly and recalling their pro.
phecies.
The mosque of Ahmed l. is deserted
The Germans when they left carried
off all the precious rugs and the faith
full refuse to enter the mosque on the
ground that it has been profaned and
is unclean. More than 300 deaths from
cholera took place in this mosque dur
ing the war
The Howling Dervishes in particu-
lar declare that there is no hope for
Turkey unless the Great Prophet Will
son" intervenes. Recently the Ameri.
can Red Cross mission for Rumania
stopped off at ConstantinQple and,
while waiting for their boat to coal.
visited the Howling Dervishes.
With hot Goals in his mouth and
with high priests sticking knives
through their cheeks in time-honored
fashion the high priest called down
the blessings of Mahomet upon Am
erica and maledictions upon all the
enemies OF Turkey. a young Turk
translated the Head Howler's lamen
\ tations and blessings.
Memet VI. the sultan, has not lost
faith in Mahomet. however. Each Fri
day morning he visits the Yildez mos
que to pray His visit is a ceremony
attended not only by thousands Of
Turkish onlookers and guards but also
1by hundreds of allied officers all equiI
ped with cameras of every size and
description.
American army officers and Rec
Cross girls now find 1t easy to visi
the mosques St Sophia is open tC
all corners and the American army
man is not forced even TO take of
his shoes. He merely slips them int
pair of huge slippers and shuffle'
about on the precious carpets which
are aligned in the general direction
of Mecca.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-First class, young cow,
good rich milk, gentle. Tel. 1866.
33t-e.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
PRIVATE GAFFNEY is
SECOND BRAVEST IN WAR
Single Handed, Captures Machine
Gun Nest and 80 Prisoners

Camp Dix. N. ]. June 25.-Another
humble American doughboy took his
place in the hall OF fame today in the
person Of Private Frank Gaffney OF
Company G, 19Sth infantry, the 9th
division New York National Guard)
Sergt. Alvin York OF Pail Mall
Tenn. is the only man in the Ameri,
can army credited with larger bag OF
prisoners than Gaffney. The lanky
Tennessean brought in 1872 Germans
but he had few men to help him
round them up. while the New Yorker,
all alone and suffering from a wound
which cost him one of his arms, pilot
ed so into the American lines.
you're the second bravest man the
war produced" declared Maj. Gen.
McHale when he pinned the Congress
sonal Medal of Honor upon the breast
CT the blushing Gaffney Here is the
official citation which won the highest
military honor the nation can bestow
ION September 20 at Ransart, when
his lieutenant and sergeant had been
killed. Private Gaifney assumed com
mand of the platoon and continued on
To the objective, German machine
gun nest. Gaffney was the only man
to reach the objective. Brayely and
skillfuIy handling a machine gun and
hand grenades he killed several OF
the enemy and brought back so OF
them 10 the American lines
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
TO RENT

TO RsNT-Pleasant rooms with
electric lights and bath, steam heat In
winter. Rent reasonable. Regular
roomers or transient. Inquire ia
Union st. S4te'
TO RENT-Furnished rooms suit
able for light housekeeping. Tel.
591-Y. 34t6s
TO RENT = Blacksmith and wagon
shop formerly conducted by the late
Frank Chase, one-half mile from
the North Bennington post-office.
Profitable business conducted at this
location for years. FOR SALE--At
above location, pillow points and cast
lngs for the w Eddy. Trough &
Ready" plows. Apply to Harry A.
Chase on premises or r. A. Jones.
Administrators at North Bennington
Bank. S2f
TO RENT Stores, offlces. tene-
ments. shops, stables, individual stor-
age lockers furnished apartments and
rooms. all centrally located. Geo. M.
Hawks. 425 Main ST. tF 7etf
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
NOTICE

The members of the Village Fire
Department are requested to meet
Friday evening, June q, at s o'clock
at the Stark nose Company's rooms.
Business of Importance is to be tran
sacted at this meeting.
Signed.
WILLIAM SEARS Chief Engineer
William P. Hogan, President
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
Mob JANET Is BLAMED
FOR LOSS OF THE WAR
Hone OF the Turks Now Rests With
the "Great Prophet"
President Wilson

Constantlnople, May 5.-The religi.
Gus Turk is very much discouraged.
The mosques are not as well patron
ICED as formerly for Mahomet is
blamed for the loss OF the war. Turks
whose dogs were taken away from
them and dumped on an island in the
Marmora sea to starve with tens of
thousands OF other Cunstantinople
some years ago sec in Tur-
keys present plight just Judgment
from Mahomet. Those who prophesied
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
Must Have Olive Oil.

Although olive oil MS food and me-
tiicinal oil can be replaced very largely
by other vegetable oils. there are one
or two technical uses, wool-splnning.
for instance, for which no entirely sat
isfactory substitute has yet been
found.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27

FOR SALE-One Chalmers roadster
In good condition, extra tires. tubes.
etc Price right IL sold before June
%. j. II. White, North Bennington,
VT Tel 1862. ats
FOR SALE-Thousands of Danish cab
bage plants. Ready after June i6. s2.00
per thousand, 25 cents per one hundred
In small lots. Tel. 1875, North Ben
nington, VT Maurice Peters. 24t-25'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
Need for Both Law and Sword.

Need for Both Law and Sword.
In all government there must OF ne.
cessity be both the law end the sword;
laws without arms would give us not
liberty but RIGHTEOUSNESS, and arms
without laws would produce not SUD-
lection but slayery.-Colton.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
WANTED

WANTED-Man for few days work
in garden ard greenhouse. \, c. Hol-
ton. tfhE &3 56t2'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27

wANTED-To rent house In
or near town. furnished preferred. Adj
dress T.. o. Box 1888. 34t-6s
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
LADIES' AND GENTS, TAILORING

Just received new line Of mater.
ials for made-to-measure suits. Also
have on hand a nice line OF ready-to-
wear suits and overcoats at reduced
prices. Cleaning and pressing.
MA Ii IN LEVIN
Tel. 0S-J. $50 North street
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-06-27
WI.
EAMONN DE VALERA,
ARTHUR GRIFFITH
GEORGE NOBLE
Count Plunket

(COunt PIuhktIIJ
Professor de Valrea. before sending
out copies Of the letter, read 1t over
and remarked that he thought II was
particularly timely, as the treaty was
lust about TO be signed.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28

home Of The latter's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs Patrick STANLEY.
Mrs Elizabeth McIIugh is visiting
with relatives in Seneca. She will re-
main for several days.
Mr. and Mrs 5. Waters and daugh-
ters Marie visited with relatives in
Spring Valley sunday.
The Ladies' Aid Society of the Bap.
fist church viii hold a thmble party
at The hime nj Mrs. f H. Sieffert on
Church street Thursday afternoon.
Mrs William Ford aud Mrs Henry
CLARK viii assist her
N.ss Catherine ShaHghHessy is Wis.
itins with relatives in Chicago for a
week
Mrs AIolph Eastman of Chicago
visited with relatives in Utica sun.
day
Miss Ellen Swanson entertained the
Young people Of the Swedish Lutheran
church at her home Saturday. Lunch
was served
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
Dandruffy Heads
Become Hairless

: If you want plenty of thick, beautiful,
glossy, silky hair, do by all means get
rid of dandrutf, for it will starve your
hair and ruin it if you don't.
1t doesn't do much good to try to
brush or wash it out The only sure
way to get rid OF dandruff is to dissolve
it, then you destroy it entirely. To do
this, get about four ounces OF ordinary
liquid aryon; apply it at night when re-
firing; use enough to moisten the scalp
and rub it in gently with the finger tips.
By morning, most ii not all, of your
dandruff will be gone and three or four
more applications will completely dis
solve and entirely destroy every single
sign and trace Of it,.
You will find, too, that all itching and
digging of the scalp will stop, and your
hair will look and feel a hundred times
better. You can get liquid arvon at any
drug store. 1t is inexpensive and four
ounces is all you will need, no matter
how much dandruff you have. O This
simple remedy never fails
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
Local Notes.

Mrs. Jacob Logan went to Ottawa
Yesterday to attend the funeral sert-
ices of Mrs Wescott. mother OF Mr.
Sidney Ford, formerly Of this 6iV.
who died Saturday Of pneumonia
which followed an attack of the au
Private Mont Smith of Camp Cor
don. Georgia. has been mustered out
and returned 20 his home in this city
last evening
Mrs. Mary Lord returned yesterday
from week. end visit with relatives
in Joliet.
DR. Blanchard spent today in Chi
cago.
Private Ivy shannon Of Camp Cor
don. Georgia. has been mustered out
of service and is expected to arrive
here today.
Mrs William simpkins returned
yesterday from a weeks visit at tae
home of Mrs. William Porter in Grand
Ridge.
Misses Sina Riskedae and Nora
Buchanan spent today in Ottawa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Harttard
went TO Chicago today for a visit with
friends.
Mrs William Porter of Grand Ridge
arrived here for a visit at the home
of Mrs. William Simpkins.
Mrs. Eugene Shana han Of Kansas
arrived here today for visit with
her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Edward /
Allen, on East Washington street.
Miss Frances Derby. who has been
employed in Chicago for several
months, has resigned her position and
returned to her home in this city
The Ladies' Aid Society OF the Con.
gregational Church will meet this aft
ernoon at the home of Mrs. Ida kiner
ON West Bluff street.
Mrs John Frandin and Mrs. Nettie
Lee spent today in Morris visiting at
the home Of Mrs Ebright, formerly
resident of this city
Miss Margaret Lane visited today
in Ottawa.
Z Mrs. o. p Clark attended the Whsle
Shrine installation and reception in
Ottawa today,
Sidney Logan, son of Mr. and Mrs
Jacob Logan Of this city, who has
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
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Miss Ida Myers of Princeton visited
AZ the homie OF her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. William Myers. on Lincoln street
Sunday.
Mrs. Casper Kaiser is visiting with
relatives in Chicago for a few days
The Daughters Of isabella will give
a public card party and dance in
Liberty hall Friday night Jan 81 a
prize viii be given. Rosenke's or
ehestra viii furnish the music.
Mrs Leon Levy ana baby of Ottawa
visited at the home of her parents.
Mr. ana Mrs. JOS Kinzcr here sun
day
Miss Schrimer of La Sale visited ar
The home Of Miss Nellie Noon in Utica
sunday.
Mrs W. f Crosiar and sisters.
Misses Mayme and Loretta CLANCY.
were Ottawa callers sunday after
noon
Ward Haletr and Clifford swanson
returned to Camp Giant today. after
'ls1lihS with relatives in Utica for a
couple Of days.
Don't forget to attend the big dance
in Liberty hall "Wednesday night.
Several speciality Will be the feature
Of this dance.
Ar and Mrs. Albert Sehomas and
baby Of Joliet are visiting at the
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28

Mr.. and Mrs. Dufay Lee entertained
thirty of their friends at their home
on Lincoln street Saturday night
Five hundred and dancing were the
pastimc. \ delicious lunch was serv-
ed
Mr. and Mrs Charles Bickerbeul of
La Sale visited AZ the home Of Mr.
and Mrs Leo Bast in Utica Sunday
Mr. and Mrs. I'd Lewis and two
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
Redecorate q. D. |. Hall.

The work Of redecorating the Home
Defense League Han for the rccep-
ton and dance in honor OF returned
soldiers AMI sailors which will be
held Feb. {. has begun Invitations
for the banquet which will be held
in the Carpenters Hall will be sen.
to ali the boys who have been mus
tered out and those who are still in
service from this city. Arrangement,
for a parade following the banquet are
being made.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
A SOFT Answer

Mrs de Piul,-"I am amazed, SIR,
hat you should propose to my daugh-
ter. Why, she is just out of boarding
school, and you have not known her
q week"
Young Man Ga smart fellow
madam, but l have known you for
some time, and everybody says your
daughter takes after you"
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
To Guard Against Influenza.

Don't let the drelr influenza get
YOU. II you have even the slightest
cough or cold, better begin using 70
ley's Honey and Tar at once. Henry
Wills, Sandy Point. Texas. is one OF
many thousands who consider this
remedy just fine" He says: Il
suffered severely with n bad cough:
after using four or five dollars worth
of different medicines decided TO try
Foley's Honey and Tar One bottle
gave relief Best medicine | ever
used Contains no opiates
W. d. Duncan. Druggist. ottawa. H.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28

daughters. Loretta and Anna, and son,
Martin, and Mrs. Emma Herriek, left
today for Arkansas To visit with rela-
tiyes for a couple OF weeks.
Ernest Woodbury., George Burgess
and Floyd Sargent were initiated into
the Eagles lodge in Ottawa Sunday.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
Uniucky.

I'm always unlucky."
What's the matter nOw?"
That's the second time today I've
lad my teeth loosened by being
slapped IL the back by some enthusiast
tic stranger who. thought l was some
body he knew"
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
The Injustice Of Thinns.

"What has become of that dog You
trained To do 80 many tr.cksf'
Il gave him away" replied the pa
ticnt man. q didn't mind seeing the
dog get all the applause. But I
got tired of hearing people smoker
and say he had more sense than his
owner"
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
LOCAL MARKETS

Springs, per h., 1Sc.
Ola ROSTERS, per h.. Ice.
Hens, per ID, I9c.
Ducks, per h., zoe.
Geese, per h.. l5c.
Eggs 45-50c
Cream, 59.6lc.
Butter, 35-45c.
Lard, zoe.
Turkeys. zoe
Old gobblers, 15c.
Rabbits, f5-20c.
Live stock
Steers-Stock, per cwt., s. to $40;
at. per cwt, Sl4.
Calyes-Per cwt.. Sl2 to s13.
Spring lambs-Per cwt.. $l3 70 sl4
Hogs-Pet cwt. ST.
Pices and Wool.
No. l hides. per ID. I5c.
No. hides, per b., 12c
Furs, 30c.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
His Fatal Sten.

"My husband considered a very long
time before he proposed to me. He
was very careful"
"Ah, it's always these careful peo-
pie who get taken in london Tit
Bits.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
Hedqinq.

Miss Northerly-So you think the
girls of the South can't come up TO
the Northern girls?
Mr.. Allround--That's what / said.
They're too far away and too busy at
home.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
Advice.

Il want to ask your advice about
something said the confiding person.
Don't do it," protested Miss Cay
enne. Anybody with intelligence
enough to use advice to advantage
would have enough to keep out OF
trouble in the first place"
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
Contributions,

"What are your views on this ap-
preparation We have been discussing?'
I've contributed enough to the con-
yersatl0n,' sad Senator Sorghum. II
want to get Il up to the parties who
will contribute the money"
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
A SiIenced Opjector.

"You don't complain about your
meals as YOU used to-"
II don't da'et" replied Farmer Corn
tossel. i've got TO set an example an
do my best to keep the hired man
happy and contented."
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
Classics.

Some OF Your speeches were clas-
sizes"
Don't say that" protested Senator
Sorghum. a classic is usually re-
garded as something produced by an
author too ancient 10 be regarded as .
CumuetilLNe nunntitN.1
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1919-01-28
he Reason.

kidd-Why is it that people who are
sick great deal oftentimes live to be
SO Old?
Kidder-Must be because they get
lots Of practice wrestling against the
grim reaper as they 20 along