St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-03-15

INF. Harold FalleF Is great wv
dancer. A young lady proved thi
by showing the tips of her shoes.
Bill: What is the latest thing il
dresses.
Harry: Night dresses.
It's none of your business, but why
| is it when one fellow takes a girl ou
some other fell W will always hang
Pons: Have you got card feet
Baxter: Certainly not.
Pons: Then stop shifting them
Nose: What does non-transfer'
able on ticket mean?
Jake: That you will not ibe ad
! mitted unless you go yourself.
1t is said disease always strikes
-, one in the weakest spot. How's your
cold in the head, Harold?
We suppose the reason that Vine1
enjoys the cigar he smokes is be
cause he used to live near bone
yard.
Joe: Why did you quit your last
job.
George: The boss said something
l did not like.
Joe: What did he say?
George: Get out of here.
Dan: I'd rather be a frog than
cat.
Louis Why?
Dan: A cat only has nine lives.
A frog croaks a hundred times and
he still lives.
Why is Kelly's head like a dollar
bill?
Answer: One bone.
Oh, girls. Did you get one of
Harold E. Faller's latest visiting
cards? If not be sure to ask Harold
for one.
Norris: All great men start from
a small beginning. ...
Valdin: Yes, they all begin as
babes.
Louis: When a match goes out
where does it go?
Carlson: Can a river talk or eat?
Nelson: Certainly not.
Carlson: Then what does it need
a mouth for.
Gus: The other day, half hour
after dinner, l went to place of
amusement and just as i entered the
building everything swan before me-
Davis: You must have been sick.
Gus: No; l went to the aquarium.
The other day Calecas and young
lady working in the shipyard office
were talking about woman suffrage
and this was the conversation:
Calecas: Man has done more for
the U. S. than woman. Wasn't it
a man that discovered America?
The Young Lady: Yes; but Queen
Isabella pawned her jewelry to buy
the ships.
Calecas: How about the poor
sucker that gave her the jewelry?
Last Tuesday night the strong
man tore up pack of cards.
That's nothing. One day last week
the Village Cut-Up got excited and
tore up the street.
Mr.. (Boots) Bohning signed his
name so often last week that he
now has the writer's cramps.
Hints To The Boss.
Don't nag. Many man has been
nagged into inefficiency.
Don't be afraid to compliment a
worker for some good work he has
done.
Mr.. Phillips Cooking for a pay
rolD: What have you?
Mr.. McDougall: A headache.
Did you see the look she gave
him and the look he gave her, when
they saw each other at the picture
show with somebody else.
Oh, Icicles.
When the trapeze performer ap-
peared the other night some of the
girls became so frightened that in
their nervousness they grasped the
hands of their escorts, and SO great
was their fear they held hands all
through the picture show.
One of the girls name is-no, we
had better not mention it.
When the magician asked for a
small boy to step up on the stage
Nose Chatellier started to get up.
Gus Dietrich, rip" Perrin and
Guy Smith are going to build
school house. If they do I'm going
to that school.
Valdon: Which is correct, 81 am
a foop' or ri are a fool?
Norris: Il am a fool"
Valdon: l thought so.
After what we have been seeing
lately we expect to be writing an
article about the Wood Choppers Re-
yenge.
On her birthday young lady's
father gave her a dollar for every
year OF her life. We know where
she can get lovely dress for thirty
dollars