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, 1919-04-17
YANKEE JOKER "MADE GOOD"
But for Reasons Of His Own He Didn't
Stop to See the Effect He
Made on Poilus.

One of the "%double-v" units numbers
in It's ranks a practical joker who gen.
orally scores a ~bull'e-eye because he
pulls" the same thing twice.
Despite his long sojourn in France he
still succeeds in putting something
over on the poilus at regular intervals.
For some months he had spread the
report that inhabitants of certain por-
lions of Americas western plains had
horns.
AND the first unit of horned speci-
mems that come over, / will show
them to you," he promised. When
weeks and months passed without a
redemption of the promise, the French
began to doubt the Yankees word.
Then one day he announced to a
group of French friends that a detach-
ment of Americans had arrived, most
of whom had horns. He led them to a
spot where a concert vas being given
by one of the regimental brass bands.
Most of 'em have HORNS" he said as
he broke away to a flying start
From the Spiker, France.
, 1919-04-17
Terms Of Victory Loan.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. of the Victory
loan have been announced by Secre-
tary Glass. They are: Amount, $4,500,-
100000, oversubscriptions to be re-
jected. Interest, AZ per cen for par
TALLY tax exempt notes, convertible
into 81 per cent notes wholly tax ex-
empt. Maturity, four years, with the
treasury reserving the privilege of re-
deeming the notes in three years. The
3% per cent notes to be issued later,
also may be converted subsequently
back into Az per cen notes.
, 1919-04-17
BRAVE AS THEIR BROTHERS
Little Things" Couldn't Daunt Amer
lean Girls In Their Work Of
Mercy In France.

One of the girls began to laugh
little things is right !" she exclaimed.
"Cooties, and rats and mice! You
know" she turned to me, "our billets
are usually pretty old places, and they
were full of-about everything. 1 re.
member one night I was sleeping with
one of the girls and she said to me,
all of a sudden: Is that your foot
that I feelP I jumped. I was just
going to ask you the same thing 1 an
swered. Wed better get out the flash.
lightl' And when we did we found
that there was a big rat in bed with
us-under the covers"
"Shells. and wounded men, and
doughnuts, and rats-under the COW
ers !" I exclaimed.
"And mud up to their knees, and gas
attacks" finished another voice, the
voice of a man who had been reading
silently in one corner of the room.
"And rheumatism and grip and 9TH
er little things like that. They're the
little things that girls don't tell about"
Margaret E.. Sangster in the Chris
tian Herald.
, 1919-04-17

ment of the Netherlands granted q spe-
cial charter authorizing its sale.
The good housewife Of Holland would
out her Real Dutch Drops" as she
quantity calls GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
Oil Capsules. Their use restores
strength and is responsible in a great
measure for the sturdy, robust health
of the Hollanders.
and insist on his supplying you with a
box of GOLD MEDAL Harlem Oil
Capsules. Take them as directed, and
il you are not satisfied with results your
druggist will gladly refund your money.
Look for the name GOLD MEDAL on
the box and accept no other. In sealed
] boxes, three sizes.
, 1919-04-17
Waste Bones still REQUIRED.

The women of Great Britain who
responded so nobly to the appeal
for waste bones which were required
for munitions may still continue to do
service to their country by retaining
the habit they have formed of conserv-
ing the waste bones and fats. The
waste bone provides, among other
things, glue which is urgently needed
in every kind of reconstruction work,
such as building, cabinetmaking. house
furnishing shipbuilding, airplane con-
struction, etc. They also obtain from
1t fertilizers to enrich the land, be-
sides many articles of domestic util-
ity.-London Mail.
, 1919-04-17
MAY STOP
FOOD IMPORTS
If DISORDERS CONTINUE IN GER.
MAN AUSTRIA BRITISH MIL
ITARY WILL ACT.
REVOLUTION IN SERBIA
TROOPS FRATERNIziNe WITH
HUNGARIAN REDS, Is
REPORT.
western Newspaper Union News Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Vienna, April 1.-THE British mill
tary representative here has notified
DR.. Otto Bauer, foreign minister of
German Austria, that the British gov
eminent had authorized him to declare
that If disorders occurred in German
Austria, imports, including food and
raw materials, would be Immediately
and entirely stopped.
London.-A dispatch to Budapest
says an unconfirmed report has been
received there that a revolution has
broken out in Serbia and that the
troops are fraternizing with the Hun
garian Red Guards. British forces
have occupied Trebizond, Asiatic Tur-
key, according to q Constantinople dis
patch under date of Thursday to the
Exchange Telegraph Company.
Cairo, Egypt.-In two days Of riot
ing here, ~thirty-eight persons were
killed and 100 wounded, it is an
nounced in an official communique.
Armenians were chiefly the objects of
the mob's attacks.
In rioting in Alexandria three per-
sons were killed and six seriously in
jured, while a continuation of attacks
on the troops resulted in the killing
of seventeen other persons.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Bey, COVER
nor of Diarbekr, has been publicly
hanged In Bayazid square in STEAMBOAT
in the presence of the military gov
ernor Of Constantinople and other
high officials. Kemal Bey was SEN
fenced to death as N of those re-
sponsible for the Armenian deporta-
lions and massacres in the Yozghad
district. The former commander of
the gendarmerie in Yozghad was SEN
fenced to fifteen years Imprisonment
in the fortress. These sentences yer
confirmed by an imperial trade.
Copenhagen. Herr Neuring, war
minister in the government of Saxony,
was killed at Dresden by disgruntled
soldiers to whom the minister had re-
fused a hearing. The war ministry
was stormed by demonstrators, who
dragged out Herr Neuring and threw
him into the Elbe, where he was shot
and killed as he tried to swim to the
bank.
, 1919-04-17
KIDNEYS WEAKENING?
BETTER LOOK OUT!

Kidney and bladder troubles don't
disappear of themselves. They grow
upon you, slowly but steadily, under
mining your health with deadly GER
tainty, until you fall a victim to in
durable disease.
Stop your troubles while there is
time. Don't wait until little pains be-
come big aches. Don't trife with dis
ease. To avoid future suffering begin
treatment with GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem Oil Capsules now. Take three or
four every day until you feel that you
are entirely free from pain.
This well-known preparation has been
one of the. national remedies of HOl-
land for centuries. In 1896 the govern
, 1919-04-17
Red Attack smashed.

London.-War office reports from
Murmansk say that with a view to
~forestalling a Bolshevlst attack, Cen
eral Maynard, commanding the allied
troops, successfully attacked with
small forces Urosozero, twenty miles
south Of Segoja. The allies took prIs-
oners and captured three guns and
other material, including 1000 shells.
allied loss totaled one killed and two
wounded.
, 1919-04-17
Japs Refused Citizenship.

Seattle, Wash.-Two Japanese sail
ors in the American navy, one of
whom has seen thirteen years service
and the other fifteen years, were re-
fused citizenship today by Federal
District Judge Charles e. Wolverton of
Portland, Ore. Judge Wolverton's de-
eision was based upon his construction
of the federal statutes, which he said
did not permit Japanese to become cit
liens of this country.
, 1919-04-17
Berlin Police Ineffeotive.

Berlin.-The Berlin police force has
become so ineffective and so powerless
to check street gambling, plundering
and daylight robberies a~ggregating
millions of marks that the municipal
assembly has unanimously adopted a
resolution to turn over the police de-
partment to Prussia, provided the
state Is willing to assume charge.
, 1919-04-17

New York.-To combat radicalism in
this city, Police Commissioner Enrlght
four months ago created a volunteer
body of secret police, 5000 strong, re-
cruited among Influential citizens, ac-
cordng to an announcement today at
police headquarters.
, 1919-04-17
Shin RuiIdIna Reduced.

Washington.-Ap offer to build $50
steel cargo steamers of $4,000 tons
each at only $149 per lightweight ton
has been made by the Submarine Boat
Corporation of Port Newark, N. j., 1t
was announced by the United States
Shipping Board here.
, 1919-04-17
PERUNA A K k.%siz
Read His Letter

II have suffered for the last
two winters with that terrible
disease, LnGrippe. Having often
heard of the great value of Pc
runa I decided to try 1t. 1 have
only used our bottles and / do
not now have any bad effects
from the Grippe Is 1t has just
about entirely disappeared, and
my general health is good. I am
satisfied that Peruna is a won
derful remedy, and I do most
heartily endorse and recommend
1t for LaGrippe."
, 1919-04-17
His Object.

Van Jose-What's this 1 hear about
you and Suburbs becoming so friendly
In working in your backyard gardens
that you decided to bury the Ratchet?
DeSmythe-Well, the truth is 1 wish
ed to have 1t handy when his chickens
come over to visit and scratch.
, 1919-04-17
Handicap Worth While.

When a handicap becomes the full
crum over which we pry out success
with the long iron bar of determine
ton it ought to make us shake hands
with the hindrance and say, THANK
you'll You have helped me out fine I"
, 1919-04-17
A Surprise.

1.-THE lawyers are lying low in that
case"
you surprise me. 1 thought there
would be tall lying on both Sides"
, 1919-04-17
Knew Where It Would Land.

TNFFSEF FVHSTO FTOuTu EuTFU'
Lawyer-"Yes, sir! We can settle
up this estate for you in about eight
months" The Principal Heir-"But
can you wait that long for the money!"
Judge.
, 1919-04-17

painted or a woman as white as she
is powdered.
, 1919-04-17

The last thing we can imagine about
some people is that they may become
angels.
, 1919-04-17

OF course, we all believe 1t is better
to give than to receive-until some
one passes around the hat.
, 1919-04-17

Many a man lives a cat-and-dog life.
He purrs in the parlor and banks in
the kitchen.
, 1919-04-17

1t never improves musty opinions to
air them.
The average fish story is a
OF real life.
, 1919-04-17

Bad resolutions are good ones that
have been broken.
, 1919-04-17

The tailor's goose has a larger bill
than any other bird.
, 1919-04-17

No man with a knowledge of law
ever mistakes the will for the deed.
Indifference sometimes wins where
manifest desire stands no show.
, 1919-04-17
Tired and Broke.

"Have you finished your spring shop
ping yetT
"NoI 1t has finished me-"
, 1919-04-17
The Way of the World.

"This is her fourth husband"
Eyes; she's been widowed once and
alimonied twice."
, 1919-04-17

Getting It Straight.
'The heiress has given me her hand
for life"
"Say, rather. for a living"
, 1919-04-17

important TO Moth0r0
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see hat 1,
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-09-11
Richmond Daily Register
Prosperity In Pulaski

That prosperity in Kentucky il
not due to any one cause is being
demonstrated once more. High
figures for tobacco make blue
grass land valuable. Heavy OF
runs are putting priceless values
on the land in some counties, anc
the communities all profit there
by. Down in Pulaski, they don't
raise much tobacco, and have ne
oil booms, and the farm land
doesn't sell at $500 an acre. Yet
there is a fine degree of prosperi-
ty shown in the business life OF
the community. Dispatches tell
of the increase of the capital
stock of the Citizens Bank and
Trust Company from $4,000 to
100000 and the erection Of a
handsome building to house the
institution. That there is gen.
eral awakening along all pro-
.gressive lines in that section is
made manifest by another dis
patch, which said that the pig
sale conducted by the Farmers
National Bank in the interest O!
the Pulaski county Boys Pig
Club was a great success. The
Farmers Bank promoted the
Boys Pig Club several years age
to encourage the industry Of
raising fine hogs and has offered
annual prizes for many years for
the best pigs and the boys of the
county have taken keen inter
est in it.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-09-11
Daily Register County Thursday Afternoon IL 1919
ANTHONY R. BURNAM

Editorial in Courier,Jo urnau
Judge Anthony Rollins Burnam,
who died yesterday in Richmond,
was a gentleman Of the character
which good citizens desire in public
Office and jurist of the caliber that
is needed upon the bench. As a
member of the Kentucky Court of
Appeals his judgments were reached
IN the light of the law as he knew
and construed the law. He served
during a dark and difficult period
when party lines were battle lines
and even the social partisan rancor
invaded and affected life Of the State
capital, yet he reained the respect
of both parties as a Judge and as
a man. A good mixer, an able
stump speaker, candidate whose
race were run and won with dashing
spirit, one of the valued councillors
Of his party, he was in Office the pub
lie officer, not the politician, owing
and realizing obligation to the public
he served rather than to the political
element from whom his commission
was obtained.
Judge Burnam' life spanned pc
Rod of transition in Kentucky at the
beginning of which birth and breed
ing were assets in politics, republic
an government not yet thoroughly
democratic, both voters and leaders
much inclined to manifest prefer
ence for, and to give preferment to-
men of a social class whose members
are nowadays often at disadvan-
tage in campaigns for elective office
but his personal popularity was not
lessened by the drift of sentiment
Never the demagogue he was never
theless one whose personality won,
continuing favor. He never needed
office as means of living. He re-
fused more than once flattering pro-
posals by party leader. Had he de-
posals by party leaders. He'd he de-
would no doubt have strengthened
his party in the State more than he
did as an adviser. The quality of
his citizenship won Statewide es-
teen. His participation in politics
contributed an element which never
should be, but often is, lacking in
"the game"
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-09-11
fine old SOLDIER
ANSWERS LAST CALL

Ruthton, Sept. 10.
The Death Angel called at the home
of Mr.. Irvine Whitaker, August 31st
and bid the aged husband and father
to the great land beyond. Mr.. Whit
aker died at the ripe old age of "a
years. He served during the Civil
War as Union soldier, doing his
share to hold together this beautiful
land for you and me.
At the age of 81 he was joined in
the high and holy ties of wedlock with
his chosen one Miss Mamie B. Cordle
They have since that time made their
home in this county. The deceased is
survived by his devoted wife, four
children and many grandchildren and
friends. The four bereaved children
are Mrs. Felix Clark, Messrs. Charlie
Brutus and Fount Whitaker. Mr.:
Whitaker had not enjoyed good
health for about seven months, and
had been confined to his bed for about
month. During the last hours Of
his earthly stay only two of his sons
were with him, Charlie and Fount.
He knew all until the last. His last
words were, "Raise me up" then he
quietly and peacefully crossed the
valley of death to a better land
beyond.
All seemed to enjoy the pie supper
given at the school house last Friday
evening. Quite number were pres
ent and much interest was shown.
A nice little sum of $31.90 was made
which will be used to the best adj
vantage in the improvement of the
building. Much amusement and inter-
est was aroused by the contest for the
LATEST boy and most industrious
girl. Those in the contest were Carl
Roberts, Sam Upton, Mary Bellamy,
and Lula Agee. At the close of the
contest Miss Belamy and Mr.. Upton
marched up and faced the crowd and
each were presented silk handker-
chief for being the winners in the
contest. We hope the other ,candi-
dates were not disappointed.
We wish to thank all who had any
part from the smallest to the great
ct in this supper and give you a
hearty welcome to come again.
Miss Nora Clark spent the week.
end with her grandmother, Mrs.
Mamie Whitaker.
Miss Clarine Dearinger has been in
Lexington attending the fair and on
her return spent few days in Rich
mond with Mr. Current.
Miss Stella Roberts spent the week
end with her parents at Valley View.
Mr.. and Mrs. Allen Turner and fam
ily spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
Mr.. and Mrs. Outward Griggs, of
College Hill.
Mrs. Amanda Coy is visiting Miss
Lucy Turner and her parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jasper Long, Of
Newly, were the SUNDAY guests Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Luther Whitaker.
Mr.. and Mrs. Allen Turner, and
daughters, Ruth and Rosa, Miss
Florence Whitaker and Mr.. and Mrs.
Jerry Parrish attended the Lexing-
ton fair last Thursday.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-09-11

FOR RENT-One compartment of 3
rooms, and two other rooms suitable
for light housekeeping over office of
Drs J. B. and r. e. Million. Modern
conveniences, hot and cold water, gas,
electric lights, etc. 241 Up
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-09-11

FOR SALES room house; nicely To-
Gated; cheap If sold in ten days. See
w. T. Griggs. at Madison Drug Store.
234 CD
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-09-11

ORDER your motorcycle now-Indian
Harley Davidson, Excelsior. Reading,
Standard new and second hand: Blcy-
Gle repairs. Chas. Burnam 703 Main
street. lS6tI
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-09-11

FOR SALE-7O acres good farming
land, 1 mile from pike, 2 barns, will
newly built For information see r.
vine G. Turner. Newly, KY. 241 Up
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-09-11

FOR RENT-Two nice unfurnished
rooms. Phone 662, Richmond. 236 6
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-09-11

FOR SALE-Appleton row corn
Norris, ring Waco 46 ]. 236 6p
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-09-11

FOR SALE-Pipe and fitting for wa
ter, steam and gas machine and engine
repairs. Phone 498 for prices. Ben F,
Hurst, Elks building. tt
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-09-11

FOR SALE--Seven shoats; weight
about 65 pounds would like to sell at
once: reasonable price. Stella ROD,
erts, Newly, KY, phone 263 Y. 24O 3
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1919-04-11
Notice to Property Owners.


From the north line of Third street
Sc to the south line of Ninth street NE.
b. it resolved by the board of COM
missioners of the city of Madison, South
Dakota:
Section1. Thai 1t is necessary to
pave and otherwise improve Washington
avenue from the north line of Third
street Sc to the south line of Ninth
street NE, in the city of Madison, South
Dakota, in front of and aputting upon
the following lots, blocks and parcels OF
land, to-wit:
Lots G, Z. 8, Q and 10, block 20, Orig
inal Plat of Madison.
Lots l., 2, 3, 4 and 5, block %, Orig
inal Plat of Madison.
Lots z, 8, 8, 10, IL and IL, block 13,
Original Plat of Madison.
Lots /, 2, 3, A, 5 and 6, block IA, orig
inal Plat of Madison.
Lots 7, s, 3, 10, IL and IL, block L.
Plat Of Madison.
Lots i, 2, 3, a. 8 and 6, block IL, Orig
inal Plat of Madison.
Lots 3, 4, 8 and 6, block 5, Town Prop
rietor's Second addition.
Lots Z, s, Q, 10, IL and IL, block l.
original Plat of Madison.
Lots /, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6, block 2, Orig
inal Plat of Madison.
Lot 1, 2 and 3, block 1, Town Pro-
prietor's First addition.
Lots 1, 2. 3, 4. 5, 6, z, s and 9, block
10. Kennedy's extension.
West half of blocks !, 2, 3 and 4,
North Madison.
East half of block l, Kennedy's extern
sion to the city of Madison.
East half block 80. Kennedy's Second
extension to city of Madison.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1919-04-11
bTICE OF APPLICATION FOR PRO
BATE OF WILL

State of South Dakota, County of Lake
In County Court. In the matter or
= estate of Samuel l.. Wooley, Dec
sed. Notice of time appointed FOR
wing will, etc. The State of South
kota sends greetings to Amanda l..
Doley, Claude G. Wooley, Maud Nj.
ooley. Charles M. WooIey, Samuel =.
ooley, heirs, next of kin of Samuel
,oley, deceased. Pursuant TO an
Ter of said Court, made on the ith
y Of April A.. u. 1919, notice is here
given that Tuesday the 10th day OF
ril A. ID. 1919. at one o'clock y. NJ. OF
d day, at the Court Room of SAID
urt, at Madison in the County of Lake
Oak. have been appointed as the time
I place for proving the Will of said
nuel Wooley, Deceased, and for hear
the said petition for probate thereon
1 the issuance of Letters Testamen-
v therein, when and where any per-
interested may appear and contest
same.
Dated at Madison, South Dakota. the
day of April A. ID, 1919.
BY the Court:
Ira +. Blewitt, Judge of County
art.
Attest:
f. l.. Burnett, Clerk of the County
art.
/. III. H%oldridge, Attorney for petit
or.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1919-04-11
RESOLUTION TO PAVE EGAN
AVENUE

from the north line of the railroad
ok of the Chicago, Milwaukee ana 81.
nj Railway company to the north line
Fourth street S, in the city OF Mad
n, South Dakota.
,s it resolved by the board of com
,slvners cf the city Of Madison
It'll Dakota:
lection /. That it Is necessary to
70 and otherwise improve Egan ave
from the north line of the railroad
ok of the Chicago, Milwaukee ana 81.
II Railway company to the north me
Fourth street S in the city of Madison
It'll Dakota. In front of and abutting
following lots, blocks and parcels of
d, to-wit:
.ots Z, 8, Q, 10, IL and II, block ",
ginal Plat of Madison.
.ots /, 2, 8, 4 and s, block 2S. Orig
| Plat of Madison.
.ots S, 6, z and 8, block 3, Town Pro-
etor's Third addition.
.ots l, 2, 3 and 4. block 4, Town Pro-
etor's Third addition.
hat portion OF the right OF way OF
Chicago, Milwaukee, and ST. Paul
lway company abutting upon each
2 of the said Egan avenue. -
&c. 2. That portion of Egan avenue
we described to be paved with either
osoted wood blocks. s~asahaltic con-
tie, two course reinforced concrete,
course reinforced concrete, sheet
halt or bitulithic pavement, n tne
rk done and performed in accord
e with plans and specifications LOT
4 pavement now on file in the office
the city engineer of the city or Mad
\. which plans and specifications may
inspected by any and all persons In
ested therein or affected thereby.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1919-04-11

Sec. g.. That the costs and expenses
of paving and otherwise improving said
Egan avenue from the north line of the
railroad track of the Chicago, Milwaukee
and st. Paul Railway company to the
north line of Fourth street S be levied
by special assessment upon the lots,
blocks and parcels Of ground abutting
upon the same in proportion to the num-
Der of front feet so abutting.
, Said assessments shall be payable in
i've equal annual installments. The
amount of the first installment shall be
20 per cent of the total assessment and
the remaining our installments shall
bear interest at the rate of z per cent
per annum from and after the expiration
of 60 DAYS next succeeding the filing of
the assessment roll in the office of the
city treasurer.
Notice to Property Owners.
Notice is hereby given that the above
resolution will be proposed for adoption
at the meeting of the board of commits
sioners of the city of Madison, to be
held in the commission rooms on the
14th day of April, 1919, at s o'clock p. m,
at which time the board of commits
sioners will a up and consider the OBJ
jections, if any, to said resolution and
adopt or amend it in such a manner as
they think proper and adopt said resolu-
ton so amended or modified.
Dated this 10th day of March, 1919.
VIM. Rae,
City Auditor.