The Washington herald., 1919-06-01

Il was speaking to my wffe's sis
eers hoy. which he is just getting
ready to gradgawate from High
sctsul. Mswruss, and wish you
could hear the way that Teller talks.
AEwruD. Abe Potash said to his
psrmsr. Morris Perfmutter.
= snail probably got to have that
pteasre, Abe" Morris Perimutter re-
nifs1. because the first thing your
wffeS relations does when they
gr.dxEUate from school or 90 broke.
- the CAN may be, n TO get q Job
m tfns place. and the second thing
dasy DO u to get fred
Iksfen. Mawruz,- Abe said, If I
vuusd hs given jobs IN this place to
n uumhT Of relations by marriage
vha.h yoa already stuck me with.
y-k1rstand- I might Just 50 well
r0 . fres business college and be
dsae With n. which what was going
70 xxy vas that this here young fel-
Ter vas telling me that in the old
days vhsn the Romans won a war
the vxy the allies did. they used to
make the losers walk in a parade,
20 that the Roman people could see
hov them losers suffered"
And what's that got to do with
my giving Jobs to my vife's rela-
ticns- Morris inquired
N amt got nothing to do with 1t.
but N you would let me open my
rnouth once In q while and not try
20 gag me every time I want to tell
you something, Mawruss." Abe con-
ttnued. maybe I could learn you
something"
Maybe" Morris admitted. but
when you start in to tell about how
smart one Of your nephews by mar
riase Is. Abe, IL generally ends up
by our paying a few weeks salary
to a young feller which all he learn
ed about double entry is making birds
with a pen, so l just want to warn
YOU before you go any further, Abe.
that in the future with me. Abe. II
any Of your nephews Is an expert bird
maker with a pen. understand. you
should please find him a job in
millinery concern and let me out"
Il wasn't going to say nothing
shout giving a job to nobody" Abe
protested. "All l am trying to tell
you is that IL the Treaty of Peace
which you talked my head of about
the other day. contained a section
that the Germans should walk in a
parade and show to the allies how
that Peace Treaty made them suf-
fer. Mawruss. Lenine and TrotZky
and all the other crickets who abuse
Mr. Wilson like the New York re-
publican newspapers and the Ameri-
can ladies' who are attending that
Zurich Peace Convention. would OF
called the allies all sorts of bar
barians, y understand. However.
Mawruss. il only goes to show how
unnecessary such a section in the
Peace Treaty would be. Aawruss,
because the Germans is now oblig-
ing with a wonderful Roman exhi-
bitton of themselves. In fact, Maw-
russ. from the lowest to the high
est, them German people seems to
be saying to each other: Let's act
like real Germans and make the
worst OF it,
Did anyone expect anything else
from them Germans" Morris asked
We'll. from the way this here
four-iusher Won Brockdorff Rant
zau behaved the day they handed
him the Peace Treaty. Mawruss."
Abe said. "it looked like the Ger
mans had made up their minds to
be just so stiff-necked as they al
ways was. Mawruss. and / begun to
think that they were going to treat
IL as a case OF so mechullah. so me-
chuIlah. " understand. but the way
them Germans is now crying like
children, Mawruss. there amt going
to be enough sackcloth and ashes
in Germany to go around. and them