The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-01-02

third niger OF noT leIL nAnO.
"There Is hope for the bald" says
an advertisement. No question about
it. II the bald behave themselves they
will go TO heaven when they die.
A little 4-year-old girl began her
prayer as follows: Now / lay me
down to sleep, pray the Lord my
soul to keep and ended: "All that's
ready boiler l."
The Michigan man who Rugged a
woman so hard that an abscess formed
under her arm seems open to the
charge, not only Of exhibiting UNI
sportsmanlike zeal, but also to that
Of tackling too high.
Gust look at the way that kid Of
your'n is scratching himself!" re-
marked a visiting neighbor. whats
the matter with him, anyhow"
replied Old Bill Misgiyens,
'but reckon he itches."
A subscriber wants to know whether |
The food that Noah's ark so handily |
rode really covered the whole earth, or
was only local on the plains between
he Tigres and Euphrates rivers. We
ion't know and we don't care. What
we seek to know is why in thunder
eggs are worth 20 cents a dozen, and
What is the relation of democracy to
Decent eggs. The present worries US
i heap more than the early freshets.
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"Please, sir, want one of them
Kings as Regulates the heat of :
oom," said the woman to the drug
Jerk. Thermometer, you mean,
said the drug clerk. eyes,
ir; that's it, And if you'll be so
ind to set it to 65 shall be much :
bliged; cause that's what the doc
Or says Pm to keep the room at"
long a road in France and were show
red with cigarettes and kisses by the :
iris along the roadside. Finally one
{ these women handed a box of Gig
rettes to manly young doughboy,
lying at the same time, 81 am glad
give you these. | am the Princess
y. ka .
ughed pleasantly as he replied,
That's the stuff, kid; fly high. I'm
e King of Belgium"
The superintendent was pointing out
class that great many of our
'esidents overcame great difficulties
rise to eminence. Remember" he
id, "that Garfild drove mules on
W path and Lincoln split rails"
wv, that amt nothing" blurted
lS American, many time I've had
crank the old mans flivver for
If an hour in the cold morning be-
re he'd get wise he was short of
Isoiinel"
The high price of hides has made
unk hunting lucrative occupation.
is said that person can get so
ept in catching these animals that
yone can chase them around by
,onlight and grab them by the tails
d bring them in without any UNI
,asant aftermaths, Held by the tail
:. Skunk is deprived of his natural 4
,ans of defense. 1t takes some skill
a good deal of nerve to turn the
ok. And be careful you don't miss
, tail when you grab for it.
A British army chaplain, meeting
k who had taken "a drop too much"
cred to guide him to barracks. On
way jock became discursive. "Ye
/, chaplain" he said. MA father
, very releegious man, and I'm that
y inclined maseP. Moo I'd like to
e bit argument wi We on predes-
ation' The padre was much
used. Hadn't you better wait un-
you are sober, jock?" he replied.
cots, mon," said the Scot, ~ don't
e anything about predestination
en- Pm sober"
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III big stories are not FISH stories,
ording to Old Bill Misgivens
wen years ago" says Bill. "a farm
living west of town hung his vest
the fence in the barn yard, and
result of it a wonderful thing
'pened. A calf chewed up pocket
he garment in which was a stand
gold watch. Last week, the ami
!, u staid old mich COW, was butch
for beef, and the timepiece was -
nd in such position between the
Us of the COW that the respiration, =
closing in and the filling of the
gs, kept the stem winder wound up A
the watch had lost but four min is c