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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Just a Difference in Letters.

A young Evansville schoolteacher
startled her family by the announce
ment that she was going to marry as
soon as she could persuade some man
to propose to her. Her married sister,
who was visiting the home, gave her
this advice: "You had better stay the
way you are. You have your own
money and"
81 don't care bit for that" retorted
the younger girl. '1'm always afraid
that I'll die without husband. I'd
like for people to read on my tomb
stone relict' of some one than be
Just a plain relic of an educational
system" indianapolis News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
TRIBUTE TO YANKEE FIGHTER
Magazine Writer Describes the
"Doughboy" as All the World
Has Come to Know Him.

George Pattulli, magazine writer
who has been with General Pershing's
army in France, has paid tribute tt
the American fighting men that is wor
thy of reproduction in every county ir
the United States. Says Mr.. Pattulli
"The American soldier is about the
finest human specimen on top of the
earth-rough and ready, grumbling
never giving up; always able to laugh
even at his own plight; holy terror
in fight; ruthless to an enemy capa
BILE Of resistance; generous to a fault
to beaten foe ; hating nobody, fearing
none; with backbone enough to storm
hell, and the gentleness to win Q
child"
France knows this, England knows
it, even Germany has a hazy idea that
Yankee doughboy is a combination
of an angel from heaven and a devil
from hell. Isn't it about time for
Americans to realize the worth of their
fighting sons?-EXchange
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
SWAMP FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is soon
realized in most cases. 1t is a gentle,
healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi-
UNI and large.
However, if you wish to test this great
preparation send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer
l. Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a sample
bottle When writing be sure and men.
ton this paper.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Sole Business of Life.

We think we have many important
concerns, but we have really but one.
If that is attended to, all others will
be done; if that is wanting, all the
rest, however successful they may
seem to be, will go to ruin. Why, then,
should we divide our hearts and our
occupations? o! thou sole business
of life, henceforth thou shalt have my
undivided attention. Cheered by the
presence of God, will do at the mo.
ment, without anxiety, according to
the strength which he shall give me,
the work his providence assigns me.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Not GUILTY,

The Silkeston Herald says that when
q negro left a train at Charleston re-
Gently carrying a heavy suitcase very
carefully and acting suspiciously, the
authorities thought they had caught q
bootlegger redhanded. They nabbed
him and compelled him to open the
case, and out stepped a lean and an
cient bound, which the colored brother
had smuggled on the train.-Kansas
City Times.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Mo Idle HHriefiaps

Christianity is not designed to be
merely theory, or beautiful idealism
to sit and dream over. There is really
no such person as an idle Christian.
Every one, to qualify, must produce
works commensurate with his Christian
professions and his material opportu-
mites. There is no finer or more sat
isfying enjoyment this side of heaven
than that which comes from practical
Christian service and the personal
touch and helpful relationship with big
enterprises that are going ahead for
lhe worlds bsttermeat
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Economy.

It's heartbreaking the way some
girls are careless in these hard times.
Aunt Martha went into the kitchen
he other evening and found her young
servant sitting by the fire which was
yayly consuming much coal.
Goodness me!' gasped the old lady.
You should always burn cinders in
the evening, Esmeralda."
Next day auntie saw Esmeralda
heaping coal on to huge bonfire in
the back garden. She couldn't speak
for rage, but the girl understood her
gesture.
"Please, num-" she explained, "Pm
making cinders to burn this evening ]"
London Answers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
'fT "coId In the Head''

sons who a. subject to frequent "colds
in the head will find that the use OF
HALLS CATARRH> MEDICINE will
build up the System, cleanse the Blood
and render them less liable to colds.
Repeated attacks Of Acute Catarrh may
lead to Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is TAX:
en- internally and acts through the Blood
All Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
$4,000 for any case of catarrh that
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will not
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. Ohio.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Decadent Times.

$50 there are still q few old-fash-
toned cowboys out West?"
"YGu would think so, to see their
craftsmanship. l saw one take six
shooter and bounce tin can along as
easily as you would do it with walk
ing stick"
"Surely you don't mean to tell me
cowboy puts notch on the handle OF
his gun for a performance like thatF'
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

the text it is
p | ced beside
faith and love as
a prize element
in Christian char
acter and as the
secret of patience
or e n d u r a n C e .
However, various
views are held as
to what consti-
tutes the proper
object of Chris
tan hope. Some
think most Of the
joys of heaven
into which death
will usher them.
w lille 9th ers
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
A' "DN Better LOOK OUT!

ment of the Netherlands granted a spe-
cial charter authorizing its sale.
The good housewife of Holland would
almost as soon be without food as with
out her "Real Dutch Drops" as she
quantity calls GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
Oil Capsules. Their use restores
strength and is responsible in great
measure for the sturdy, robust health
of the Hollanders.
Do not delay. Go to your druggist
box of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules. Take them as directed, and
if you are not satisfied with results your
druggist will gladly refund your money.
Look for the name GOLD MEDAL on
the box and accept no other. In sealed
boxes, three sizes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

Kidney and bladder troubles don't
disappear of themselves. They grow
upon you, slowly but steadily, under
mining your health with deadly GER
tainty, until you fall a victim to in
durable disease.
Stop your troubles while there is
time. Don't wait until little pains be-
come big aches. Don't trile with dis
ease. To avoid future suffering begin
treatment with GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem Oil Capsules now. Take three or
four every day until you feel that you
are entirely free from pain.
This well-known preparation has been
one Of the national remedies of Hol-
land for centuries. In 1896 the govern
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
BOSCHEE'S SYRUP

will quiet your cough, soothe the in
flammation of sore throat and lungs,
stop irritation in the bronchial tubes,
insuring a good nights rest, free from
coughing and with easy expectoration
in the morning. Made and sold in
America for fifty-two years. A Won
derful prescription, assisting Nature in
building up your general health and
throwing off the disease. Especially
useful in lung trouble, asthma, Group,
bronchitis, etc. For sale in all civil
lied countries.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
His Rule

At school No. 10, the children are
working enthusiastically in the modern
health crusade and in their art classes
are making health posters. One little
fellow. after finishing a poster show
ing a mounted knight in all his glory,
wrote beneath it: IF you will keep
all the health crusade rules you will
be him" Indianapolis News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
LARGE Amount of Pine Delivered,

Large Amount OF ZINC DSTIVeTGu.
Deliveries of southern pine to the
United States government from July 1,
1917, to May %, 1918, were 100000
700 feet, which. it is estimated, would
require a solid train of cars extending
from the Gulf of Mexico to the Cana
dian border, and would make a board
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
FRECKLES
Now 10 the Time to Get Rid of These Ugly Spots

There's no longer the slightest need of feeling
ashamed Of your freckles, as Othine-double
Strengths guaranteed to remove these homely
spots.
Simply get an ounce Of Othine-double
strength-from your druggist, and apply little
Of it night and morning and you should soon see
that the worst freckles have begun to dis
appear, while the lighter ones have vanished en-
tirely. 1t is seldom that more than one ounce
is needed to completely clear the skin and gain
q beautiful clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength Othine,
as this is sold under guarantee of money back
If it fails to remove freckles.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
MiSdirected Smiles,

"Can't anything be done to prevent
the fair defendant from smiling at the
judge?"
I'm afraid not. She's either born
coquette or she isn't familiar with
court procedure"
"Yes?"
"I'll acknowledge that the judge Is
q better looking man than any mem
Der of the jury, but her fate lies in the
hands of the y."-Birmingham Age
Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
c,+;cura copforts Babv's Skin

Cuticura Comforts bapys SKIH
When red, rough and itching with hot
baths of Cuticura Soap and touches of
Cuticura Ointment. Also make use
now and then of that exquisitely scent
ed busting powder, Cuticura Talcum,
one of the Indispensable Cuticura
Toilet Trio.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Fruit Lubricant.

A new fruit containing large per-
centage of Oil has been discovered in
the region of Torreon, and is known
by the name of "chichopoxtle," says
Engineer. Experiments show that
% per cent Of its contents con-
sist of Oil of great value in indus.
trial pursuits requiring lubricant OF
high quality.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
so.,o-tan4 "a Mnthara
First-tIand knowledge.

Teacher-Now, Bobby Jones, Willie
Smith has told so nicely what tri-
angle is. You tell me what is cone.
The Pupil-Anybody knows that,
teacher. A cone is what you get filled
up with ice cream.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

walk three feet wide extending six
times around the world, or build
solid board fence so feet high that
would circle the geographical borders
of the United States.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Nothing to 1t.

TVVIIIIIIY 70 IIs
"Tn grant you three Wishes" said
the fairy.
Nothing to it," declared the woman.
"Eh."
II gotta husband who does better
than that every day."-Louisville Cour.
fer-JOurnal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
No Worms in q Healthy Child

An children troubled with worms have an nm
hsaIthI color which indicates poor blood, ana rs
rnle there Is less stomach disturbance
crowns TASTHLBSS chill TONIC given regularly
Snr tun or three weeks will enrich the blood, Inn
nroye the digestion and act as General strength
enin1 Tonic to the whole system. Nature VIII tneI
ehrnw oI or dispel the worms and the Child Will ~
n nsrfect health Plea to take. 60c per bottle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Not in His Librarv

Professor-"Do you subscribe to the
theory of evolution?" Mr.. New-ich-
81 don't think so. Where's it pub
lished?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
NOTHING ESCAPES,

Dyer - Everything Wyld touches
turns to money" Ryer-"Yes. he even
profits by his mistakes. Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

Run over the list of your friends
and you will be surprised at the num-
Der you could dispense with.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

1t is the easiest thing in the world
for woman to tell when man is 60
ing to propose.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Poison Bottle Warning.

To distinguish bottles containing
poisons in the dark sandpaper band
to encircle them with an opening for
their labels has beer, invented.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

Natures efforts to purify the system need
help in Spring. Wrights Indian Vegetable
Pills are Natures first aid in eliminating
lmDurities.-adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
The Christian
Hope
By REV. L. W. GOSNELL
Assistant Dean. Moody Bible
Institute. Chicago

Notwithstanding without ceasing
your work of faith, and labor of love, and
patience of hope in our Lord Jesus Christ.
i Thess. 1:3.
Hope occupies a large place in the
program of the Christian life, In
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

infections or infammations of the Eyes,
whether from external or internal causes
are promptly healed by the use of Roman
Eye Balsam at night upon retiring. Adv
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Was Comprehensive

"Your answer is about as clear as
mud" "Well, that covers the ground,
doesn't it?'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

Cure pimples, headache. bad breath BY taking
Nav Apple Aloe, Jalap rolled into tiny sugar
Mill called Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

Many a bride sweeps up the aisle
who can't notice three inches Of dust
six months later.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Some Cases.

"Don't you believe it is better to
give than to receive"
Certainly. if it is advice or knocks"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

A good fighter maketh an extrava-
CANT son.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

The rareness of a day in June
doesn't worry the average man half as
much as the rarenes of his pay days.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

A girl always pretends to be just
L little bit afraid to be alone with
nan.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Oh

Askett-What are you limping for,
old chap?
Tellum--My wife became irritated
this morning and stamped her foot.
Askett-But why should that affec'
you?
Tllum-Well, you see, she stamped
mine at the same time.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

Every man intends to have his own
way after marriage, but sometimes
his wife relieves him of a false inn
preston.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

When Baby Is Teething
GROVES BABY BOWEL MEDICINE viii correct
the Stomach and Bowel troubles. Perfectly halE-
less. See directions on the bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

We all have our opportunities but
most of US manage to dodge them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

Preferences as a rule go by con
trari2s.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Mystifyino "AdS."

A city advertisement was headed
1.-TWO sisters want washing" So dc
a good many brothers. Another ad.
vertisement was: "Wanted-a boy to
sandpaper."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

Many a picture illustrates the story
of the artists hard luck
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

If the meek shall inherit the earth,
where shall the scornful wander?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

It's getting so now 1t costs as much
to maintain an automobile as a baby
carriage.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

Are you a success, or can your wife
tell if you're telling the truth or not
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25
Whipp,nu Wrono Horse,

A foreigner on visit to England
Is at a loss to understand why in
the houses Of parliament each party
has whip for its own party when 1t
wants to beat the other party.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

Some men mistake gall for ability.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-04-25

Definite and Distinct.
Tommy, what's vacuum"
"Why, Bill, it's -somethin' with
nothin' in it,"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-27
NO. lIAt2.
TREASURY DEPARTMENT
0ffIoE OF COMPTROLLER OF II
CURRENCY.


Washington. d. g., August 20, 1919.
WHEREAS, BY satisfactory evidence
presented 10 the undersigned, II has been
made 10 appear that THE CITIZENs'
RATIONAL BANK OF ALBuQUER.
QUE In the city of Albuquerque. 10 the
County Of bernalillo aud state Of New
Mexico, has eoiaplied with all the provis.
Ions o. the Statutes u the United States.
required 10 be complied with before an
association shall be authorized TO con-.
menee che business of Banking.
NOW THEREFORE, l. JOHN SREI-
TON WILLIAMS. Comptroller Of ths
Currency. DO hereby certify that THE
CITIZENS NATIONAL BANK OF Al
BuQuERQuE' In the City u Aibuquer.
que, In the Connty Of Beinalillo aud
State of Nev Mexico. IL authorised TO
commence the business Of Banking as
provided In Section fifiy-one HUNDRED
and siSty.ni o. the Revised Statutes Of
the Omitted state.
CONVERSION Of The Citizens Bank
Of Albuquerque. Albuquerque. New MeH.
leo.
IN TESTIMONY WHEREOF vitnes.
my hAnd and Seal Of office this Twenty.
ninth day of August 1919.
tsignedl JNO skEiToN WILLIAMS
Comptroller Of the Currency.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-27

volt. He IL familiar with the terri
tory that viii comprise the park.
A dignlned. open-air theatre, BUN,
along the lines OF u Greek amphi-
theatre. which would be used AS an
international forum for this discussion
OF grave problems affecting the flu
ture OF America. and which would. In
a vital and useful way. carry out thu
Ideals and teachings Of Theodore
Roosevelt. has been suggested by Mi
Litchnelu. n Il proposed to call his
theatre the Roosevelt Forum.
al the head OF the auditorium"
says Mr.. Litchneld, there would he
a rostrum backed by a simple digni-
ned structure. having It's west front
built somewhat In the form Of a Greek
theatre and providing a stage upon
which may be seated the performers
~ open-air concerts. Within Its
wallis. ! had hoped there might be a
reception room. together with a small
hail. somewhat In the nature OF a
supreme court room In the Capitol 1T
Washington. where would be gather
ed, from time 10 time ono every two
or three years, or two or three times
a year. .hs In The opinion Of the
trustees OF the Roosevelt Forum. tho
occasion may require. a few Of the
great men OF the country. who shall
there discuss before the whole nation.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-27

the grave questions affecting the fu.
ture OF America"
Mr.. Litchheid believes that such n
forum Will have Il far-reachinr intia-
nee upon national thought and that
II will be a vitnl way OF carrying out
he spirit ~ Rocsevclt'a one hundred
per cent Amerlcanlam.
The park viii embrace about forty
,cres and titles to the property have
tlready been examined y surveys
made. When completed. this park
will have an athletic field, tennis
courts. bathing beach and pavilion.
he theatre a great fiaEpoie $50 feet
high. and a beautiful promenade
cned by elm trees. In the centre Of
which will be a lagoon
The idea Of William Loeb. Jr..
hartman Of tho Roosevelt Memorial
committee at oyster Bay. and other
members Of tho committee. Il TO have
a park that viii provide In the best
and most hcaltiiful way, amusement
facilities for the country at large; a
park that win have an individuality
and atmosphere suggestive ~ the life
and spirit u Roosevelt. The Colonel
was a practical man who combined
artistic Ideas with common sense OK
ecution. ana tho Roosevelt Memorial
asaocir ton does no want a park
that wOnid not have met with tho
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-27

Bowel Acs Slussishf
Irregular bowels qftqn fc,aIt 4
serious sickAe4g kn4 eiegr1el4 -
the liver and stoq,nens Heke telsH
nav iaps piiin kssp az iiisr . =
iiTs-the systsm frs3 ffon nrRElA
1tc. q bottle.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-27
AQ's DEFEAT GRAYs
BY SCORE OF 10 TO 4

Yesterdays baseball game proved
to be an unfortunate AFFAIR for Dan
Padilla's Crays. n the Aus romped
all over them 10 the final tuno OF
10 TO I. with the Gray's still wonder .
ing how II all came about. The
urays gathered In six hits a. against
ten for the Aus but were unable TO
make them count when they were
most needed.
Sandovai proved an easy victim for
the Aus and was relieved IN the sew
enth after the Aq's had two runs and
only ono man down. 'Toots" Teller
checked the o%nruahing ~rallroaderH
and held them the remainder OF the
game but II was too late. tho lead OF
the Aq's being too much for the Grays
ia overcome.