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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22
Literal.

Josh Billings said he was an hon.
est man because Jail life didn't agree
with him" That WAS frank. WASN'T
it," no, 1t was Josh. Never heard of
Frank billings. Boston Transcript.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22
a prosnectlve Defendant.

-'The kaiser won't talk"
Il think he's been warmed that any
thing he says may be used against
him. louisville Courler-Journal.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22

To keep clean and healthy take Doctor
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver. bowels and stomach Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22
Knew Human Nature.

The old lady who declared It i'm
possible to please some people certain
ly said something.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22

II IS wise old saw that cuts with
It's wisdom teeth.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22

1t takes a cheerful face TO make
good in a photograph.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22
Nnthinn lmnnsslhIs

What men have done can still be
done and shall be dore today --
George Barlow.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22

Don't wear your bathing suit to Q.
New Years party just to show that
you have one.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22

1t doesn't pay TO be a dog In the
manger-unless you are in the canine
class.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22

Craft by any other name would pro-
duce Just as many plums.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22

dAS h6udAy
signs that
the liver is
out of order.
PROF. HEM
METER says:
"The liver is
an organ
secondary in
importance
only to the
heart"
We can
manu- fac
ture poisons
within our
own bodies
which are
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22

also other Bunches or Swellings. No blister,
no hair gone. and horse kept at work. Eco
nomical-only afew drops required at an appli-
cation. 50. so per bottle delivered. Book free.
keSOselsE JR- the antiseptic liniment for man.
kind, reduces Cysts, Wens, Painful, Swollen
Veins and Ulcers. SI.2s bottle at dealers or
delivered. Book Evidence" free.
E.f.Youse. p 0. r.. 5inTsmpssl. Springfield. Msss.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22
A Coated Tongue?
What it Means

A bad breath, coated tongue, bad
taste In the mouth, languor and debility,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-01-22
Military Training.

The beginning of the war found our
country wholly unprepared This
statement applies not merely to equip
ment and munitions but to our army
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05

meet him half way in his work and
help save his precious time.
Mr.. Cassiday, while filling the most
important part Of the advance COL
umns of this travelling amusement in
dustry, is only one of more than two
hundred people who are needed to
"put over the big show with it's daily
expenditure of at least $4,000. Much
of this money is spent in the aown in
which they exhibit daily in an en-
deavor to give fairly to those who help
to make the eventful circus day sue
cess. -
The Barnes circus is we'll known and
much admired in this section and Mr..
Cassidy assures US TIT the show has
been thoroughly gone over, equipment
is in tip-top condition, many new and
novel features have been added and
brilliant costumes provided for parade
and spectacular pageants.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05
|MEES BOOSTERS GIVE T0WNLEY A
HOT RECEPTION IN "0LD,H0NE-T0WN"

Glen Ullin, N. D., May 28.-A. C,
Townley's effort to grill Senator F.
w. Mees in his home town for his
independence Of the sort of domino
ton which has resulted in the Lam
ger-Kositzky- Hall Mees-Nagel faction
splitting with the big boss has not as
sisted Mr.. Townley's cause in Glen
Ullin and vicinity. In spite of the
energy displayed by a clique of Is or
more Townley organizers to make ap-
plause for Townley during his speech
here, the meeting "got away from
him." Townley lost his temper; made
damaging admissions and fnall Y blew
up altogether.
The crowd began to grow restless
when Townley in effect declared Sen
ator Mees a traitor to the league;
declared he had signed an agreement
to abide by the decisions of the secret
caucus, and that he had generally
refused to be good, especially in con-
nection with the one-man tax COM
mission bill.
"How many voters were there in
favor of this measure, in caucus ?"
asked a voice from the crowd.
"Forty or fifty" replied Town.
ley.
"What is the membership of both
houses? ?"
Townley: zone hundred sixty
two"
"Then, because man does not
vote with so against lip he's a
traitor?"
Townley: You're D. right"
Then there was a reference from
the crowd to Townley's advice to Sen
ator Mees to go home and ''lie like a
horsethief."
Townley in effect said that he didn't
accuse Mees Of selling out, but that
if he didn't sell out he was a damn
fool" as there was all kinds of money
to be had, "and I repeat he's a damn
fool if he didn't get it."
"You say Mees is a damn fool if
he didn't take money!"
Townley in sense affirmed the
statement.
"This applies to anyone?"
"You handle all the leagues money
then this applies to you"
Mr.. Townley's wattles were very
red by this time. The picture of an
ger, pale and trembling, he called for
a vote Ito see how many were with
him."
His fifteen organizers held up both
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05
CLEE CLUB MAKES
HIT WITH 0PERETTA

A very appreciative audience gath
cred in the auditorium Monday eve
ming to see and hear the operetta,
"Florinda," one of the old-time favor
ties of lovers of this kind of enter
tainments.
Everybody was greatly pleased at
the beautiful staging, the costuming,
and the way in which the perform
ance was carried out. Such operettas
afford a splendid means of giving adj
ditional training from which a club
of this kind can derive valuable train
ing.
The music was directed by Miss
Amidon and the dances by Miss Cranz.
Miss Josephine Wright was the ac-
companist.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05
HOME ECONOMICS NOTES

HOME ECONOMICS NOTES
Demonstrations to be given by the
senior girls in cooking are scheduled
as follows:
June 3-1.30-2:15, Meat Substitutes.
June 4-1:30-2:15, Sugar.
June Observation-Disclosures Veg
etables.
June 1O-1:30-3:00- Rural School
June 11-1:3o-3:oo-Cold Pack Veg
etables.
June II 49, 1:30-2:15, Open Kettle
Fruit.
Anyone is invited to attend these
demonstrations.
Miss Alice Carpenter, 1918, visit
ed in the department on Tuesday. Miss
Carpenter has been teaching in Idaho
the past year and stopped while en-
route to her home at Hope.
One section of the So cooking class
will serve breakfast on Saturday to
the other members of the class. Next
Friday the second section will serve
luncheon to the first section.
! Louise Goehl who is teaching at
Cooperstown writes that she is en-:
joying her work and is making good
use Of all the theory and practical
work done while here.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05

In a different town. among strange
surroundings he arranges for license,
show grounds, water, electricity for
lighting the big tops, auto and team
service to carry billposters and other
advance over the surrounding terri:
tory. Groceries are bought, good
days work for one baker is needed for
making bread for the big family the
show carries. Advertising space in
newspapers and on billboards in con-
tracted. Arrangements must be made
with the local railroad men for sidings
and methods Of unloading and loading
the show. Not less than fourteen diff
ferent people must be called upon in
providing these necessities and yet
this man has cheerful smile and 9
handshake for everyone who will
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05
DESIGNATED TO AT.
TEND WEST POINT


The Grand Forks and Fargo re-
cruiting Offices have been notified that
the following men have been designat-
ed by the war department for admis-
sion to the West Point Military &C. de-
my for term beginning June -, 1919:
South Dakota
William Walrath Lloyd, Yankton.
Morris Kelly Voedisch, SOP Jay
street, Aberdeen.
North Dakota
Leo Daniel Blank, Valley City.
Hugh Chauncey Johnson, WASH
burn.
In addition there have also been
thirty-nine non-commissioned officers
from the army selected to attend the
school.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05

hands. That made 80 hands. The
crowd was estimated at from 500 to
600.
Senator Mees, taking pity on his
former chief, then jumped into the
breach. you're calling for vote on
something the people don't under
VOTE"
Townley: "This is league meet
ing-you have no business here"
Mees called upon the chairman for
a ruling. Townley objected.
At this juncture, T. J. Nelson STEP
ped from the crowd; declared this
Glen Ullin league meeting, and de-
clared they were going to hear what
Mees had to say. The crowd then
went wild, shouting: "Mees! Mees!
Speech"
The chair then called Mees to the
stand. The senator from Morton
accepted the invitation, turned d.
rectly to Townley and asked:
did you not say in caucus that l
z should d, 2 60 home and lie like horse
Townley: "Mr. Chairman, let me
explain"
Mees. eyes, or no, Mr.. Townley?"
Raising his voice, as Townley re-
manned silent: "Did you or did you
not ?"
Townley: "1'll explain"
Mees, shaking his fist under Town
ley's nose: "Did you say 500"
Townley: Eyes"
And then pandemonium broke
loose.
Mees: "Did you oppose the one
man tax commission two years ago."
"Townley: II can't remember
Mees: "Call on Senator Cahill,
who is present, and your official stem
ographer."
Nothing doing.
Mees: "Did you say in caucus you
would oppose it if any man other
than Frazier were governor?"
>Townley, with mounting tempera-
ture: EYES,"
At this point Townley sought to
leave, but the crowd was too dense,
and before he could finally force his
way through the deep ranks many
thingh were said which did not add to
the former league leaders compla-
cncy. The excitement was so intens
that had the crowd been composed of
less sober individuals something really
regrettable might have occurred.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05
LIBERTY IS AN UNKNOWN GUAM,
THY IN RUSSIA TODAY

Paris, June 1.-The following is a report of a United
Press Correspondent who had been invited to Russia by
Boshevikes to inspect conditions:
Russia under the direction Of the agtators land
where liberty is unknown quantity. The Bo]shevks
have surpassed czaarism in efforts to leagalize
troll of everything 1t is impossible to buy shirt,
out permit from the communstc leaders, Russia is now
what the United States would be if soap box could
Dust the ordinary people from Washington and replace the
government with agtators
front in Lhuaina, the first official to penetrate this
'front.' Hitherto only German secret official missionaries
used this route went in guarded and passed through
army outpost after outpost with narmy staff composed
that there hotels forced go unwashed
and to call on the foreign minister and get per-
nit to live there"
"The Bolshevkes say that they don't want foreigners
inside the soviet domain They had forbidden the entry
few days."
"Like every else, had perfect liberty l could
not hire an interpreter leave town, take photographs
Vlst factOrles rent room too much unguarded
The Boshevkes promised to show the workings of the
factories under the co,lunisc government but made
evasion after evasion and failed to show through
With the permission of the Soviets the CORRESPONDENT
Wlrelessed several questions to Schtherm In reply he
Wlrelessed the following from Moscow II am informed
by the United Press that all the are deciding
to give support to Admiral Kolchak In view of the fact
wish to give the American people the truth of the Ko
chalk affair Paris circles hinder Wilson receiving the
TRUTH False reports follow the objective. Kol
troops not advancing On the contrary they are
retreatng in disorder. Kolchaks position is growing
Regarding the situation in Petrograd, dispatches re-
ported fires and the explosion Of several muntion plants
as we'll as the evacuation of the city by Kolchak These
are untrue Petrograd resembles armed military camp
Inc W0rkmen are armed and given military drilling every
day. Even members of the military organiza-
tlon The Petrograd military battalion have forced the
enemy out by an attack on Gotchemour
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05
HOME ECONOMICS SOCIETY

This society will be entertained by a
Memorial program at this evenings
meeting. A program such as this one
is very appropriate for the season.
Prayer-Chaplain.
Quotations in Memory of the Dead.
Significance and Beginning of Me-
mortal Day-Marjorie Beermink.
Heroes of the Civil War, Grant, Lee,
acknowledgements Olson.
The Blue and the Gray. It. M. Finch
Pearl St. Aubin
Song-"God Bring You Safely to Our
Arms Again"-Mabel Olson Muriel
Coomb, Erma Rousch, Helen Ander-
son, Florence Brand, Ruth Knud-
sen, Pearl St. Aubin, Luella
Schuette.
Gettysburg Address Mary VOL.
Americans Greed. w. T. Page
Society
Current Events. 49,.
Society Song-T. E. s.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05
BARNES CIRCUS ADJ
VANCE MAN HERE

We hear much Of efficiency these
DAYS. The efficiency Of the man who
has been given individual responsible
ity and freedom Of privileges to obtain
a desired result, obtains it, and comes
up smiling.
We are reminded by this by the ar
rival Of Frank Cassiday, the contract
ing agent Of the A. G. Brnes Wild
Animal Circus, which will exhibit here
Monday, June 80.
Every day for nine months this
energetic agent does q big days work.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05
average score of the judges during the

average score of the judges during the
year. ~E
Miss Ina jefferson, is and '18, was
an over Sunday guest of friends in
Valley City. She came on Friday
night and enjoyed the play day ac-
Invites.
Miss Mary McGuigan of the science
department spent a few hours Sunday
at her home in Chaffee.
Mrs. Alfred Jones, nee Nellie NJ.
Orange, '07, was on the campus last
Saturday,. She attended the Play Day
exercises.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05

There is splendid selection Of ar
ticles on exhibition at the Catholic
school, work done during the year by
the children of the school. They
elicit the heartiest appreciation Of the
numerous visitors, both as to their
amount and quality. The exhibit will
be open until Monday and we invite
all the friends of our school to inspect
the work being done by teachers and
children. Commencement exercises
Tuesday evening, June 8.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05
NORMAL NEWS NOTES

Mr.. Clifford Granger, IA, visited the
Normal school Thursday forenoon. He
sat on the stage among the faculty
folk during chapel and responded
briefly when prevailed upon to speak
by DR.. C. E. Allen. He is the donor
Of what is known as the Granger
Brothers prize which consists of set
Of three Medals gold, a silver and
bronze be awarded, respectively
to the three debaters Of the inter-so.
ciety teams, who receive the highes,
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1919-06-05

LOST - Brown winter coat with
black velvet collar, on Red Trail,
Is miles from Valley City. Finder Re.
turn to Mrs. D. S. Covell, care OF
Embertson 4 Olson. S1-1td-ltw
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-10-23
DISCUSS AF TER
WAR PROBLEMS
International Trades Conference
al Atlantic City
4y The Associated Press.


ATLANTIC CITY, oct. 23:-Form-
alton in this country of credit
granting organization to purchase
securities for struggling foreign ma
tions was urged at the international
trade conference today by Secretary
Redfield. The organization, which
would be supervised by the federal
reserve board, will be capitalized at
between $50O,000,000 and $l,000,00O,-
900 and would issue bonds of small
denominations and low interest to be
sold here.
The secretary said several billion
dollars would be needed by struggling
nations in the next few years to
place themselves on q firm footing
Il hope and believe" he added,
that we shall open our doors much
more freely than we do now to re-
ceive goods from abroad. We cannot
sell if we do not buy. We cannot get
along by selling goods and asking
cash in return. 1 hope that the time
will come when the biggest men of
this country will get so much vision
that the system of selling goods
abroad demanding cash will not be
respected"
At the afternoon session the needs
of Belgium were up for discussion by
Mr.. Cannon-Legrand those of Great
Britain by Sir Arthur Shirley Benn
and those of Italy by Prof, Bernardo
Attolico. Frances requirements will
be represented in detail at the even
ing session by Mr. Schneider.
Meanwhile the committee on reso-
lutions, headed by Lewis e. Pierson,
of New York, and consisting of two
delegates from each foreign nation
and eight from the United States met
to formulate the program Of bust
ness to be submitted to the confer
ence on Friday.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-10-23
JEWISH RELIEF TAG
DAY HERE SATURDAY

asking the residents here to give their
support to this campaign for funds
and owing to the large amount which
has already been subscribed to start
the drive 1t is expected Perth Amboy
War Relief drive started here on
Monday and the tag day. on satur-
day is expected to boost the city's
total considerably, provided enough
workers volunteer their services
Those who thought the period of
campaigns and drives would come to
an end with the coming of peace are
made to realize by these appeals from
across the ocean that although the
war is over the destruction and ruin
created by the long years of strug-
Cling has not been alleviated entirely.
The appeal of the Jewish war suffer-
ers is only noe of many coming from
people who have been made home
less, poverty stricken and without any
resources whatsoever by the war
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-10-23
Boost Roosevelt Memorial
Fund Drive Here; Expect
Big Cr0Wd At Meeting Oct. II

That the Roosevelt memorial fund
is meeting with public approval is
shown by the way in which the con-
tributions are coming in to the asso
citation. These are being received
from all classes, both rich and poor.
Never before have people, not only
in this city but throughout the United
States, rallied in q call of this kind
as they have to build memorial TO
the great American, Theodore Roose
welt.
At the present time 1t is hard to
state the exact amount of money
donated TO date in this city, as so
many persons are collecting for the
fund who have not as yet reported,
but as each day goes by the contribu-
tions continue to come in and by the
end of the drive 1t is expected that
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-10-23
" CONVICTED Over Their OtUn
SignGtures--Read the
Deadly Parallel"

Convicted over Their own sigma
tures-Read the Deadly Parallel" is
the somewhat startling heading over
page advertisement published today by
the Democratic County Committee on
Page A.
The committee has succeeded in get
ting hold of a circular issued by the
Republican Freeholders two years ago.
and signed by two of the present Re
publican candidates for Freebooter,
Louis j. Belloff and Clarence NJ. Haight
In this circular protest is made.
among other things against the use OF
Warrenite as paving material for the
county roads, and among other prom
ises made is one to adopt the patrol
system in repairing county roads.
The Democrats publish parallel
column and seek to confound their two
Freeholder opponents by using this
popular method
The advertisement is worth a perusal
(Paid for by Thomas Fl. Hagerty.
Chairman of the Democratic County
Committee.)
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-10-23
LOT Of BUNK,
SAYS WILSON
Put More Faith in People, Alder
man Suggests
THEY KNOW WHAT THEY WANT
Says Jersey City Brand of Pol
itics is Not Wanted
Here

In answer to Mayor Frank Dorsey S
statement yesterday with reference to
the large registration this year indi-
eating a big majority for the Demo-
Gratis this fall, Alderman William c..
Wilson this morning issued state
ment. Alderman Wilson says:
Concerning our Mayors obsepTa-
ton in yesterdays EVENING NEWS
on our large registration. Let me ask
is the mayor trying to bunco us too?
What has personal liberty got TO
do with this campaign? When the
party he is now shouting for tools, it
away from us. He can also rest as
sured that our citizens do want u
business administration and if he
wants any further data on that issue
we are prepared to give it to him and
there Will not be any bunco about It
either. But prove by plain cold facts,
figures and documents.
Lets not try 10 claim credit for the
interest about to be demonstrated at
the polls by our citizens and claim it
for particular party's benefit. On the
other hand lets give our people credit
for knowing what they want and
trusting to them to settle it on Elec-
ton day
1T is wise at this time for cur Mayor
to camoufiage and try to befoggle us
all, by an issue tfrat does not exist.
Give it to us straight and as our Mayor
we will respect and honor you for it.
But never as the press agent for any
particular political club.
Jersey City's brand of politics is not
wanted here" "
Speed up Campaigns
With the control of the Board OF
Aldermen hanging in the balance
and depending entirely upon the re-
suit of the election on November
both parties here are speeding up
their campaigns in order to make
victory certain
There are three Republicans and
one Democrat whose terms expire
this year, leaving on the Board of
Aldermen two Democrats and one
Republican who hold over until the
1920 election. One of the three Re-
publicans whose terms expire is AL
derman- at-large Ira r. Grouse. The
other two G. O. 2. incumbents are
out for reelection as is the Democra-
tic candidate. Ia order to still con-
troll the city affairs the Republicans
must return three men out of the
four candidates.
This, the Democrats claim. the
Republicans cannot do, they claiming
that the next aldermanat-large will
be Democratic and that at least one
of the other three candidates to be
elected will be a Democrat. On the
other hand the Republicans claim to
be certain of three of their candi-
dates although it is admitted that
the alderman-at-large race will be'
the closest
Meetings will be held here tonight
of both the Perth Amboy Republican
and Democratic clubs, each meeting
in their respective clubrooms.
A meeting of the Sixth Ward Dem
ocratic Club has been called for to-
morrow night in Stumpf's Hall, 215
Hall avenue, this being one of the
three big rallies planned by the sixth
ward organization.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1919-10-23
TRY To SETTLE
HARbOR STRIKE
Mayor HyIan and COnciIiators
Act Today

NEW YORK, Oct. 23-Renewed
efforts to arbitrate New York's long
shoremen's strike were made today
by Mayor Hylan, one of the three
conciliators appointed by Secretary
of Labor Wilson. He endeavored tc
arrange an early conference between
committees Of the strikers, steamship
owners and the contracting steve
dores.
Not more than, 5000 of the 10000
men on strike returned to work yes
terday and shipping was still virtually
tied up today.