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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1919-03-28
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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1919-03-28

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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1919-03-28
1tobanbringen til DC oberipiife Can
6e i 1918.

s Maret 1918 1tbunrbreoe Der fro
Gnnn1orf til oberieiifc 2al1oe 1913
8erfoner. Gallet er bet lnin6lte !
Den fioite Men1relfenIoer. Erobs oel1
i 1917 i11btrannte oelpiIe stans1,ing
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let BOG oper 6obbelf iaa itort ifior,
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.regnoel1oe @rigsaar bar g,ltallet
1865 i 1916 og 1902 / 1915. S S
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Fn1eo oallif Danrper birefte til Mrne-
|rifo Soroeli,,qen efter ajs,1, gll
Der Sjemiteo m III. ofpigcr ret
itarft fra ben fmoba1liee !.
Mf llouatrorerHe bat 41U Oenno
% 3777 abinoer 8eIten,rnelie esitebet
bar ltoeIuffenbe gsoroarnerita ibcl
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1919-03-28

iprP1enferef oette DsSIrfl6ber DIR
Ter fan1nenfnt af 5reos sfonfererresss
|meft frelnitaae1pbe SfiHelfer-
8onliteen for uoorbejbelien nF
Ronititutione,1 for Nationernes aign
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fdtet og bebanole forifiellige sg1-
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[lom sSorma1ro for Gonriteel1-
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ter til &aeten hleb foreilaaet, be fA
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lom inbebol6e1be l1oget i @trio mes
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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1919-03-28
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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1919-03-28

DmiGtninsen ] eanoeien6ommr ID
blibe liblia iaar. Bore GirHss
Mbertisf sfementer inoebpI6tr lsasr
fortrinIiae silbnb; oberie brm aIks
Glen, iRe at nabue bette gIaaD
Mabn.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1919-03-28

ger Merfe ill., at sSsapan life er sE
prRienteret / bette rS5irfI fIeber", oer-
.er fanmenfat of osfonferenrsTs
melt frel1itaae1,be SfHeIier-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16
r AMBOY,S FUTURE

Perhaps the most important forum yet held by the Board of Trade
will be the one to be held in the Elks' club house tomorrow at noon.
An expert ON city planning and municipal development is to be
the principal speaker.
It would be hard to find a more important subject for the consid-
Grafton of the people of Perth Amboy than this Any city that is
growing as rapidly as is Perth Amboy ought to have a carefully laid
out plan to grow by. The future of the city depends upon how we
plan today.
We all look forward to the time when Perth Amboy will be a great
metropolis and one of the greatest ports on the Atlantic coast. But
this cannot be brought about in any haphazard way.
There must be a definite planso that when we make improvements
this year they will dovetail into the developments to be made ten years
from now.
1t would be a shortsighted policy, indeed, to let the city grow up
with expensive buildings without providing parks and breathing
places in the heart of the city, only to have to tear down such build
ings at enormous expense later on to make room for such parks.
And it is essential that there be such breathing places in every
municipality. New York has her Washington, Chatham, Union and
Madison squares; she has a Bryant park at AID street and 9th avenue
all Of them right through the heart of the business section. Then there
is Battery Park, Riverside park and Central park, all maintained for
the benefit of the people.
Newark has her Military, Lincoln and Washington Parks right in
the heart of the city.
Philadelphia has numerous squares reserved for trees, paths and
benches; Boston has her extensive Commons, and S OF goes.
Then there are great things doing in harbor development all about
Us just at present. New York and New Jersey are getting together
on an extensive development scheme. Perth Amboy must be included
in this vast undertaking. A plan is essential
An opportunity is IT be afforded the people of the city to hear an
expert on city planning at the Board of Trade forum tomorrow at noon
at the Elks' building. Everyone who has the best interest of the city
at heart viii make it a point to be there tomorrow regardless of what
ever other engagement they may have on hand. 1t is worth while to
consider such things for the saAe of the place we call home.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16

WASHINGTON, ID. c., April 49,
America will have a visitation OF
seventeen-year locusts this year.
Fortunately the plague will not be as
severe as the sort that occur in AL
gcria, wildly described in the follow
ing communication to the National
Geographic Society:
1T il impossible for n one that
has not seen a plague of locusts to
realize their size n numbers and
the horrors of living for weeks at a
time in q country where locusts fly
into your face, enter your house, and
even drop into your food.
"A south wind blew, n the To-
Gusts came. They were probably the
same sort as in the days of Pharoah
and the plague. At first they came In
small swarms. Men, women. and
children were impressed to help bat
tie against this terrible foe. for
wherever the locusts alight nothing
green remains when they pass on.
The fertile plain, rich vineyards,
and verdure are in a few hours turn
ed into o barren DESERT with only
stumps and tree trunks with the
leaves gone and the bark all of.
1T was a curious sight to see hun
dreds of Arab and Spanish laborers.
overseers, and even wealthy French
landowners themselves, and semi
ndkeQ AIAD ChtldfCh WaAhAhb 1OACaos
in an almost straight line, each beat
ing an old wooden pail, an empty
box, q vegetable can. or a drum and
blowing a tin trumpet or twirling a
policeman's rattle. Each person or
child walks in n furrow to himself,
and the deafening noise keeps the
locusts from settling. Frequently the
owners of the plantations build fires
and make them smoke to keep away
the swarms of locusts.
when the locusts have alighted
late In the afternoon. nothing can
drive them of. They take wing the
following morning. shortly after SUM-
rise. unless the time has arrived for
the female locust to lay her eggs.
The females excavate holes In the
earth two and three inches deep. in
which they deposit from sixty-two to
sixty eight eggs. enveloped in a gluti-
nous secretion, shaped somewhat like
an ear of wheat.
Men have to pillow and spade every
of ground, for the nymphs are
more destructive than the l~ocusts,
and the only way to prevent h eggs
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16
Daily Horoscope
Thursday, April IL, 1919.


Copyright. 1919. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
Fair luck doe not attend this
day. according to astrology. Saturn
and Jupiter are both in evil aspect.
1t is not a favorable sway under
which to undertake any sort Of In
itiative.
There is a sinister sign for those
who are interested in metals, es-
pecially iron and steel. This rule
Is supposed to affect machinists and
engineers, who will later enjoy ex-
traordinary prosperity.
Farmers should be careful, for
crops. Unfavorable conditions may
cause loss. A plague of insects has
been long foretold.
The stars are not friendly to
bankers or merchants while this con-
figuration prevails.
Business is subject to conditions
that should produce a period of
bodings and fears that will be
fomented by enemy influence should
not be harbored, for there are ex-
traordinary opportunities at hand.
Jupiter is in a place denoting re-
forms in high places n retrench-
ment in government expenditures.
Owing to the reflex influences
after the war the dregs of thought
and action will come to the sur
face before the final settlement that
follows. the treaty of peace. This
means that many new scandals win
be aired.
The Eastern States should es-
pecially safeguard the public health
during the coming summer and chill
dren should be watched with great
care. for much illness Is foreshad-
owed.
There Is a sign read as presaging
the need OF extraordinary measures
for the maintenance OF cleanliness
in houses and streets
Violent storms are indicated for
the late spring and there may be
some OF to shipping.
Persons whose birthdate it Is
should be careful lest they suffer
severe losses in the coming year.
Girls should be very discreet in all
their associations.
Children born on his day may be
Inclined toward extravagance- These
subjects Of Aries are on the cusp.
and. as they may partaka Of Taurus
characteristics, they rae likely to
be erratic at times.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16
Eastern Week Sermons
By
Aimee Semple McPherson
The "FemaIe Billy Sunday"

Let us get back to Pentecostt and OF to the fulness Of Pentecoaal
soon. very soon. for His perfect waiting church-Hs tree with unblemished
fruit ~shEN ANFN - ~
Will you know the new Pentecost when it comes? The churches have
long been praying: "Oh, for a revival o. faith, IN Tor a return II power!"
Something las n from them-something they cannot recover.
If God took these respectable people at ther word ne IN thu Spirit
down upon them, they would 70 so scanda1zed that nothing could be seen
of them but the tails of their skirts scurrying through the door
And suddenly there amt a sound from Heaven like a Of a rushing
mighty wind, and it filled the house where they were sitting. And there
appeared untoth them cIoven tongues like a of fire n 1t sat upon each of
with Other tongues as the Spirit "a them utterance."
Can you picture that happening in n of u fashionable churches
on this Easter ay-"cloven tongues of fire" descending h richly
dressed congregation. the Holy Ghost filling the SOU Of thu woman who
fetal than h cold, dead religion she voices with her mouth?
Thou has a name that thou Hvesta n art deadi" Thou hast a fath
that thou pretendest. n it is cold.
Get o O both knees-not n knee with q silk andkerchie under
lit to protect it from the hoor-get down on both knees n restore h old
fashioned cry of you soul to God!
Are yu in h great cold church this Eastero or TIL little upper room"
where those who waited ten days Tor the Spirit OF God were in the end
filled with the might OF His Word?
HI Is a God that answers by fire! Are you a finder to His flame?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16

/, from Matching is to o thenh
and leave them in the sum-
"The period of incubation Is tweh-
tv-one DAYS; then tiny
called nymphsHcrawl out They re-
main quiet for two days and men
begin to eat They eat and eat ana
eat. .ha
nymphs by the millions, but they
crawl out of the earth faster than
the hand of man can destroy them.
The first one to come out takes the
lead. and the others follow in swarms
many feet wide. They make a curl
Gus noise, like the sound of the sea.
cit seems incredible that a thing SO
small and insignificant Is so difhcult
to destroy. Build great free and h
swarms of crawling. wrigging
fnymphs will smother them. those In
front being burned by millions, and
those in the rear pushing On ara
passing over the burned bodies OF the
leaders. They will block and MI up
ia sluggish African stream. n the
millions in the rear win pass over
unframed.
sThe government sends troops to
aid in the defense, for it means ruin
and starvation to thousands of people
besides heavy money losses. Great
trenches are dug and the nymphs tall
in, and when three-fourths full kero-
sene oil is poured on them and they
are set afire, or else earth Is thrown
on them to a depth of about two feet.
They can crawl out Of the earth II
only covered with a few Inches, u
when deeply covered they smother to
THE young locusts are most de-
structive, selecting the choicest vege-
tables or tender shoots and green
leaves. 1t takes weeks for them to
develop from a tiny. black nymph
into a full-sized locust, but they In
crease rapidly in size. and n can
almost see their legs and wings de-
.velop."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16
Walt Mason's Ripping Rhymes
WILLYUM

1 haven't heard of Kronprinz Willy for long. long weary weeks;
no doubt he's sitting, sad and silly with tears upon his cheeks. and
thinking of the days departed, when he was bithe and buoyant
hearted, and when he danced and choo-choo-cartedN with other dizzy
freaks. I'm glad there seems no disposition to push him to the 'front.'
to use his punk, forIon condition, as theme for movie stunt; no
lecture bureaus seem to want him, and M chatauquas wildly Haunt
him; nor do the sdeshow magnates haunt him. with offers of much
blunt. No manager will bring him hither, to make a goodly pile;
we're all inclined to let him wther. IN his damp misty isle; and
If the sea should overflow him, or If a rampant wind should blow
him so fiat his father wouldn't know him, w still shall sing and
smile. BY all the busy world forgotten. he walks beside the sea, and
doubtless thinks his fate is rotten, and doubtless signs, "Oh, chee!"
Imprisoned is the restless rover; his lmehght days are done and
over; he cuts 10 grass, puts up no clover: it's well. as you'll agree.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16
Sympathetic Burglars.

Paul ver,aine, the Partisan poet.
woke up one night to find a couple Of
burglars In his room. His visitors
were so touched by evidence Of his
dire poverty that they gave him a franc
apiece.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16
She can't get in or ont.
Baraboo (Wis.) News.
They Had D

Frank Kelly tells us that he saw
q thirsty looking crowd hanging
around the Western Union Office in
Hot Springs. Ark. and went owe to
see what the trouble was. A tele-
gram was posted on the board for
"A. STILL" and the crowd was waiting
for him to call for it.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16
The Wise Fool.

When q man gets all the money
he needs. there is only one thing he
wants." observed the Sage.
YES" agreed the Fool. "And that
is more money"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16
Well, Welt

= Carrie Cribs is a nurse in the mater
nifty ward of the Druid City Hospi-
tai, at Tuscaloosa, Ala.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16

ARN PR
II wonder If o could" unused
the Rummy, as he picked up his
change.
demanded the Barkeep. as he pick
ed up a brick he had behind the bar.
why. II a man bought a cigar and
Lit 1T, 1 wonder II you could have him
arrested for setting fire to his prop
erty?" replied tho Rummy. as he
headed for the door.
Fooey!
A testy man is MI. Vest,
He Is an awful pest:
And you will find that he'll protest
When he's put to the test.
Next!
The Anti-Everything League is
making great progress. All pool and
billiard places in Texas must close
on May 1, the league having compell-
ed the Legislature to prohibit the
playing of such ungodly games as
pool and billiards. Some of these
days we expect to hear that George
Bailey has been indicted by the Grand
Jury for playing dominoes. As Adam
Breede says: VERY little of the ivory
in Texas is on the Billiard tables.
Most of it is in the state Legislature.
Them Hobbies.
"All traffic is held up" said Bow
ers,
1T never saw the beat!
1t takes a hobbIe girl two hours
To get across the street."
Luke McLuke.
And when she tries to climb the
stairs
1t really is a sight.
She starts out in the morning and
She gets there at twilight.
Hastings (Neb.) Tribune.
The pretty maid would take q spin
In Toms new runatout.
But on my word, it is a sin
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16

He wishes she had been born dumb,
Her nagging will not stop;
She used to be his sugar plum,
Now she's his lemon drop.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16
Bless Their Hearts!

Though modest maidens make yo
smile.
Do not stare at them, please;
They think hat they are out of style
Unless they show their knees.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16

The other day we mentioned that
you could see June Flowers in Clarks-
burg. w. Va. in April. But that's
nothing. You a see June Clover in
st. Maryss. Ohio. in April.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16
Fact

"Mren are like a lot of eggs" said
Lum,
II think you will agree:
While some are fresh. you'll find that
some
Are bad as they can be-"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16

why do you use such a long cigar
asked Smith.
My doctor told me to keep away
from tobacco replied Jones.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16

Another remarkable thing is what
a lack OF brevity there is in a law
yer's brief.
II the other fellow thinks he can
whip you he isn't going to listen to
any talk about arbitration.
You may have noticed that the wo-
man whose husband is worth 100000
puts on more dog than the woman
whose husband Is worth 10000 oo.
A woman is so cocksure that her
husband can't do anything without
her finding It out that when he hoes
start running roun with another
woman te neighbors know Il be-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16
Bits of By-Pldy
IIO. Hum

By LUKE McLUKE
Copyright, 1913, the Cincinnati
Inquirer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16

(Cynthiana (Ky.) Democracy
And now with all due respect to
Luke McLuke.
KER-CHU.
In Chicago a corn-fed named Su,
Took a chill from the wind when it
Blu.
From a ride on the lake,
A deep cold did she take.
New she's most all in, down and out
with the Flu.
Strike Up the Bandi
A. Tune lives in Little Rock. Ark.
Let ,Er Roll.
Iona Hoop is a nurse in Bethesda
Hospital, Cincinnati.
Our Daily Special.
Porgiving An Enemy May Save You
A Black Eye.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-04-16

Strike Up the Bandi
Tune lives in Little Rock. Ark.