The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-05-16


fI,u. no got all rnirrA up and said honey instead
Of s'bonny" IN tho third line and his wife heard
about 10
tpause,
WHAT'S WIFE WORTH
In Africa wife worth SIS In America she
often worth less than that"
The anfhor OF that Idea "a George Andrew Cham
brrlaln writer OF novels who goes on 20 say
"a wonan's market price Ia In drrc, ratio TO
what she Ia worth. The highest bids are made for
the most useless women. the daughters OF the rich
who cannot even keep house supervise their scrv
ants And the men with least money marry tho
sensibfy trained. efficient Girls.
Il bellev. civilized becoming convinced thar
In tho marriage OF today he does not &c, value re
ceIved. Unsss women want marriage TO 10 out
altogether they had better study ats basic principles
as understood and praeteed by African slaves
tpause)
suCIHsIIFE IN 1. ANGELES
Los ANGELES cai.-Ths little safety mirrors on
cars OF the Los Angeles RAILWAY company have been
attacked by ths fair Of the city. and already
number OF protests against the mirrors have been
lodged with officials Of the company
Fashion. which has deerecd the tight skirt u the
real cause OF the complaint. and tho women declare
they are embarrassed by the stare Of tho mo,orman
AZ they climb aboard the cars.
On the other hand officials Of the railway company
have flied n counter complaint. charging that the
tight skirts cause undu. delay Of the cars. In ad
dltion they shy the motormen merely do their duty
in watching the mirrors to make certain passengers
are on the cars before starting. tThe only not
complaining the mo;ornen; they keep their mir
rors nicely polished these days)
A dependable and harmless" substitute for NOR
phlne has been by In tho Kansas Uni
versity department OF pharmacy. according TO Dsan
/. " sayer but Al Right IL tho sayer Of this;
Nothing can ever equal the sleep producing quail
tics OF the old fashioned sermons used to listen to
when I was boy
woodrow Wilson arbitrator in the League Of Ma
tons is learning II feels to be tho umpire In the
National league with HeInie Zm and lawn McGraw
one run behind in the last half Of the ninth.
Some have a tough time OF life. Some don't get
! three meals n day. and others haven't thing to
wear" and a party invitation has Just come in.
Some have live In Russia. and others know what
you mean when you say
SUCH Is LIFE IN NEW JERSEY
4 pASSAIC, N. Jr-Under law passed In 1873 man
ayers OF five movies fined 81 each for break
ing ye sabbath in ye ung?dly fryvoios manner" with
Sunday shows.
AND SUCH 1T Is IN URBANA. Ill.
The girl students at the University of Illinois. Or.
baua for lot of autocratic intcrferences
with ones pursuit OF happiness. but when a bunch
Of crazy professors get together and law lin
ting the goods -four dates n week." why that's
straw big enough 20 break camels back.
Urbana girls held election. BY record-breakng
vote they vetoed the faculty's orders, and they
are going to have many dates per week as their
gentlemen friends finance.
THE GOODS ALL RIGHT
| Don't tell SOUL but I whole barrel OF
whisky delivered to the Topeley's this afternoon In
broad daylight"
/ "IIow'd you know II was whsky7"
| why Topeley himself helped the delivery man
handle It with care."-Buffao Express