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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12
ASHLAND
Arthur.

Especial to The Times Dispatch.I
Hart and Macon Hart motored to
Louisa this week and were guests Of
relatives for several days.
Eleanor wingfeld have returned TO
Richmond after spending some time
here with Mrs. j. H. Harris.
Miss JOY Leitch, OF Colorado, has
left for Cambridge. Mass, to attend
school.
Mrs. Max Hunter had as her guest
this week her mother Mrs. A. H.
DeJarnctt, OF Taylorsville.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. T.. Swift are spend
ing some time at Atlantic City and
New York.
Miss Cecil Luck has returned from
Bedford City. where she spent some
time. with friends.
AZ recent meeting Of Hanover
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12

wounded-that Is the official descrip-
tion---at the Battle OF Inkerman. nearly
sixty years ago. He died last Deem
Der at the ago of niaety-four.
Field Marshal Sir Evelyn Wood. ".
c.. was also severly wounded while
carrying scaling ladder In tho attack
on the Redan in 1854. He is alive and
we'll today. although past eighty years
Of age.
Field Marshal Lord Methucn, G.. G..
g., is hale and hearty at seventy-four.
notwithstanding the fact that he lost
Il leg in the South African campaign.
Colonel Sir #. Thackeray, a V. q. of
the Indian mutiny. was badly wounded
during the Afghan War OF 1879 but he
has passed his eightieth milestone.
General Sir Archibald Hunter. who
Is now Sixtytwo. was severely
wounded in Egypt i'm 1855, and again
wounded. though not SO severely. in
1889.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12
PETERSON'S OINTMENT
BEST FOR ECZEMA
First Application stops Itching OF
Eesema, Salt Rheum and Piles.

Live and let 1.-Two 10 my motto" SAYS
Peterson. OF Buffalo. Druggists all over
30 cents large box. and say to these
druggists. IL any one buys my ointment for
any OF the diseases or ailments for which I
recommend It and are not benefited, give
them their money back.
I've got safe full OF thankful letters
testifyins to tho mighty healing power OF
Petcrsons' Ointment for old and runutne
sores. eczema, salt rheum. ulcers, sore
nipples broken breast. itching scalp and
John Scott. 2s3 Virginia Street, ,BurraIo.
writes. 'Petersons Ointment Is simply won.
derful. 1t cured me OF eczema and also
piles. and 1t did It 90 quickly that I was
astonished."-Adv.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12
WOUND NOT FATAL
Many Men who Figured In World wnr
Have Been Injured In
Hnftles,

The following records should prove
OF our returning soldiers as have
brought back wounds as souvenirs of
battlefelds in France. Particularly
should II be encouraging when they
arc reminded that the methods Of
surgery were not quite up-to date dur
present. -
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12
Removes Superfluous Hair
Roots and Alphabetically!
"a Marvellous New Method,

The new phelactine process Is as Diff
fcrcnt from the depiiatory, ciectrical
and other methods as is night from
day. 1t actually removes the entire
eyes. It does this in just few sec.
onds. easily and harmlessly. Just try
IT. You can get a stick OF phelactinn
at any drug store. with directions
which are quite simple. Theye ls no
odor to 1t. no Irritating OF poisonous
constftuent-you could evon eat IL
without the least Injury. II will leave
your skin as soft. smooth and hairless
as babe'S-Ady
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12


Nowadays all up-to- date women
uant radiant hair. so soft. fluffy and
abundant that it fascinates and COM
lis really a simple matter for any
woman TO merit this pra Use since beau
tifuI hair Is only a matter of care.
When your hair becomes faded, dry.
s,rcaked and scraggly. when 1t falls
out badly and new hair cannot grow
the roots must be vitaiized and prop
criy nourished. To do this quickly,
safely, and at little expense. get from
Soiir druggist some Partisan sage
Tinud form) and follow tho simple
directions for homo use.
It's guaranteed to abolish all dand-
rum, stop scalp itch and falling ha lr,
and promote a new growth or money
refunded.
ton that supplies hair needs-an anti
septic. delicately perfumed liquid,
neither sticky or greasy and easy TO
Good looking hair is half the battle
in any mans or woman's personal ap-
pcarance. Neglect means dull, thin,
and lifclcss hair. while n little atten-
tion now helps insure thick and lus-
trous hair for years to come.
No matter what your hair troubles
try a Partisan sage massage tonight
you will not be disappointcd.--Adv.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12

burning. roaring. ringing
or other dSuessing head
sounds and hearing DIFF.
hculU due to erer OBJ
noIious aud health In
1urlnE canr1h. Bid your
self OF II. Hnjoy NfeI
Dr. Blosser says also,
you should keep some Of
this smoking com pound
ready to aid In prevent.
inE tho dreaded Influence.
While enjoying the pleas
ant smoking bensht. you
may sayo your life. so
l.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12

has found combination of herbs--fragrant.
pipe. cigarette. or by burning on a holder.
1nhale the wholesome medicated vapor.
Or. Biosser's Remedy 10 harmless; It contains
no tobacco other deleterous drugs. No stomach
dosing: a pleasant herbal relief directed toward
q complete eurs Of irritation. discharges. onen-
slts odor, falling OF mueus into throat; also
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12

, visiting, her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
| w. ID. Cardwcll
Mrs. Ralph S. Barnes. Of Oneida.
| Tenn. and Mrs. Byrd Robinson, of
Washington. arc guests of Mr.. and
Mrs q
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12

,R Buy box, Of DIR. BLossER's REM.
ani az any busy drug store. Or obtain q
proc! paekage OF this potent herbal remedy,
6y sending only 10 cts, silver or stamps TO the
6IVSsEk 20. Chill ATLANTA, GA,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12
Put an End to
ca 7 "A R r H
Head Noises, Hay Fever, Deafness
An Old Physicians Genuine
Remedy That Hits the Spot

Amazing hene-
fits arc being re-
ported by persons
who suffered from
eotdrrh, persistent
J colds ip the head,
and many W h o
were troubled by
head noises and
difficult hearing
due to same cause;
also hoy.fevsy and
rose cold.
A noted physi.
So. n. nt-rT
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12
RHEUMATISM (.
VANQUISHED
Know What You Take
N. 8. r. r.

Ne Sc h. r.
(NsR-Secret Rheumatism PFeAe1fptisa1
This famous prescription you will
ind on every bottle. Mo moro aches
no moro pains, never fails to relieve
sharp. shooting pains in the arms,
legs, side or soreness Of any part 6t
tho body. It rarely falls to give ra@.,
lief the frst day. ~
N. S. r. P. (Non-Secret Rheumatism
Prescription) will be found tho most
beneficial treatment for Aheunsatism In
all its forms. 10y.
An uric acid destroyer, striking az
It does, directly at the cause. dissolv4
ing tho uric acid in tho blood, products
great benefit in cases Of congestion
Of tho kidneys. bladder troubles. set
atica. lumbago, etc.
II YOU are suffering. don't delay. drop
all your oils and linimentS. Rheuma-
tism 10 not a skin disease. Got bot
tie; 1t will only cost you SOC and rive
the desired relief. 1t contains no Cpl.
ates. morphine. nor any narcotic drug.
Formula sn every bottle.
Sent by malt on receipt.of Soc. -.
Non-secret Reaeay Co,
1915 Fnbert ST. Philadelphia, Pa.
For sale at the Grant Drug Goa
stores. and all leading druggists.-AdY.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-12
For Your ''TIP-TOP" Hot Blast Stove!

Tip-Top Hot Blast is the stove for those who want
he comfort and economy of fuel. The "Tip-Top" is
IN the down draft principle The outside air is drawn
m above and mixed with the coal gas in such way
cause perfect combustion Of the gases This results in
atlng the greatest possible amount of heat and in
Ugh burning of the fuel.
The "Tip-Top" burns hard or soft coal or coke.
1t requires little attention, holds steady fire all
night and uses only small amount of fuel
There are more "Tip-Top" Stoves in use in Rich
mond than any other make, which is one of the best
assurances Of its all-around excellence
We suggest that at once in order to
be of getting the your needs We
have large stock of models. Call tomorrow and
them. ~
Lowest Prices Easy Weekly desired.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

Fluctuation of War Bonds.-Will his
tory repeat itself? That question Is in
the minds of many bond buyers these
days. Records show that the prices of
bonds were way down during war
times of the past, but soon after peace
was declared advanced rapidly. Dur
ing Napoleonic wars prices of English
per cent consols ranged from 81 1-2,
the high and 81 1-2, the low, in 1914,
to SO rs the high and "a ga, the low,
in 1924. During the same period
French per cent rentes rose from go,
the high, in 1914, to 104.S in 1924.
They also went as low as As in 1914.
French per cent rentes during the
Franco -Prussian war ranged in price
from 75.1 to S7.3 and sos to S1.1.
United States bonds during the Con-
federate war sold for 95 S-4, the high,
and SO, the low, in 1861, but from
then on they had practically a steady
rise until 1878, at which time the high
was 123 1-S and the low Ill 1-2. The
ten -forty-year bonds, put out in 1854,
advanced from 103 1-2 to 116 is in
ten years. -Four series Of Liberty bonds
have been issued and the fifth-to be
known as the Victory Liberty loan
will soon be offered. These securities
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11
J.C. WILBORN Es4A4H R545
York, S. G.
DESCRIPTIONS OF
TRACTS OF LAND

Cd DR.. Cartwright Farm-1-4 mile
of York; level land, good buildings,
(5) tenant houses. Had about 80
acres in cotton, made 2s 1-2 heavy
bales in 1918.
(2). About 800 Acres-one mile of
school, perfectly level land; fronts on
bottom land (corn) in cultivation.
on Southern railway; miles from city
of Rock Hill; miles from York coun-
ty courthouse. Some of this land does
make bale to the acre. Six or seven
horse farm open and some sowed
down. Has four houses on it. Price,
$45.00 per Acre.
| (3). 354 Acres-Near Bethany A. R.
P. church and High school, 10 miles
York, and about 8 miles Of Kings
Mountain station, N. C. On road from
Kings Mountain, N. c., to York, near
Andy McCarter's on said road; $50
acres in cultivation, balance in wood;
over 100000 feet of saw timber, and
around 5000 cords of wood. HIS good
buildings and barns. A. A. Lockridge's s
farm.
a.. 2s5 Acres Three miles Smyr-
ma station, Southern rwy. One two
story 8 room house; good big barn,
big tenant houses, 3 and rooms; 35
acres in cultivation, balance in timber.
$1,000 per Acre.
60. $50 Acres-On waters of Fish
ing creek and Langham branch, 3
miles Of York, on public highway. New
six-room cottage, painted; large new
barn; extra good tenant houses.
Land lies comparatively level. $4,000
(6). 2s7 Acres mile of Del
phos station, C. & NV. r. r. One
dwelling; tenant houses; good barns.
It's acres in cultivation. This Is one of
the best farms in York county.
miles Of Tirzah church; perfectly lev
Very large new barn; about seven or
eight miles Of city Of Rock Hill. $65.OO
per Acre.
(S). 511-2 Acres-5 miles York.
Price, $125.OO per Acre.
(9). Al Acres miles York. Price,
$4,000 per Acre.
(10). 119 Acres-1 mile Sharon,
and residence in Sharon-L. H. Good.
| CID. so Acres miles York. Price
$4,000 per Acre.
(12). 90 Acres-5 miles Smyrna.
Price, $25.00 per Acre.
(13). "a 1-2 Acres-6 miles York.
Price, $3,157.50 total.
(14). 27 Acres miles Smyrna.
Price, $4,000 per Acre.
| (15). $50 Acres miles Smyrna.
Price, $3.50 per Acre.
| (16). 10 1-5 AcreS-3 miles Sha-
ron. Price, $2,200.00.
(17). 228 Acres-S miles Glover.
Price, $4,000 per Acre.
| (18). 351-2 Acres-At Filbert-on
Kings Mountain road. Price, S2,1OO.
| (19). So Acres-At Filbert. Price,
$500 per Acre.
(2O). SO Acres-6 miles York.
Price, $4,000 per Acre.
CID. 40 Acres-5 miles York.
Price, $500 Acre.
(22). 159 Acres miles Smyrna.
Price, $3,5OO.O0. total.
| (23). $50 Acres miles Sharon
Price, $500 per Acre.
| (24). 325 Acres. o. P. Price,
$685. 90 per Acre.
(25). One House and Lot@Near the
Cannon Mill. Price, S1,7s5.OO.
(26). 20 Acres-All wood. miles
York. Price, $1,000 Acre.
(27). 1S9 Acres-8 miles York.
Price, $4,725.O0 per Acre.
J. G.. WILBORN
REAL ESTATE -
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11
FOR BILIOUSNESS
and HEADACHE
TAKE CALOTAB
The New Nausealess Calo-
mel That Is Entirely Puri-
fed of All of the Nauseat-
ing and Salivating Effects

Do you ever have a bad taste in your
mouth in the morning, heavy breath,
coated tongue, headache, indigestion,
nervousness, with a let-down feeling?
You need calomel, but dread to take
it. Try Calotabs, the nausealess Gallo
mel that is delightful to take and de-
lightful in effect. It Is calomel with
all of its benefits retained and its un-
pleasant qualities removed: One tab
let at bedtime with swallow Of wa
ter, that's all. No taste, no gripping
no salts, nor nausea. You wake up In
the morning feeling like a two-year
old, bright, cheerful, energetic ana
with a hearty appetite for breakfast:
Eat what you please,-no danger OF
salvation. Calotabs are 80 entirely
delightful to take and so pleasant In
effect that your druggist offers to re-
fund the price as a guarantee that you
will be delighted with Calotabs.
For your protection Calotabs are
price thirty-five cents. At drug stores
everywhere.-(adv.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11
Humorous department

Charges Reasonable.-In southern
town two colored men ran rival res
taurants on the same street. Into one
of these restaurants one evening came
a six foot white man. who ordered and
ate with gusto some oysters, three
lamb chops, fried chicken, some
sweet potatoes, and celery. and when
he had finished drew out large knife
and began carelessly toying with the
blade.
What kind of a place is that res
taurant up the street," he asked.
"Taint much of place. said the
proprietor.
81 didn't think 1t was. l went In
there last night and had meal like
this, and what do you thing that fell
low had the nerve to charge me"
II dunno, sah," said the proprietor
timorously eyeing the knife.
He charged me quarter, and l
took out my knife and cut off his ears
and flung them in his face and knock
ed him down and walked over his
stomach and came out. How much did
you say 1 owed you?"
About a dime, sah," said the res
taurant man humbly. Not morn
dime"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11
REAL ESTATE AGENCY
FOR SALE

EuVE Room House, on lot 90x30O
feet, on Kings Mountain street.
The ]. w. P. Hope House, Store
Room and about two acres Of lot, on
South Main street.
4S Acres-Of land near New Zion
church. Will sell cheap.
Five Room House-A Good Store
Building and two Acres Of Land, at
Filbert belonging to Mr.. e. l. Wood.
81 Acres-Of good, level 1. with
Groom house, joining Floyd Jackson's
Store place. 1t Is q No. F2rm.
Six-RoOm HOuse-On 81 acres OF
good land, on Howell's Ferry road, 3
miles from Courthouse.
11S Acres Land-6-r dwelling, 3-r
tenant house, 1-2 mile Of Zion church
and school.
200 Acres-Of saw timber and wood
land, within mile Of Zion church. Saw
timber worth price Of whole tract.
Two Vacant LOtS-90x300 and look
225 feet, on Kings Mountain street.
Building Lot-60x225 feet, on west
side Wright avenue.
1877 Acres-7-room dwelling; ten
ant houses. Known as the Will Wal
lace Place. miles south Of Yorkville.
Level land.
Lot-Near Graded school-s0 feet
front; 200 feet deep. On shady side OF
the street. See me about 1t.
C. F. SHERER, Real Estate.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11
REAL ESTATE

YES, HAVE SOLD the j. s. Macko-
rell Residence, and all of the Riddle
Farm, except 62 Acres, and I am
ready to do some business with YOU.
If you want some nice land see me
quick about the 62-Acre Riddle tract.
1t fronts on Kings Mountain road $40
feet, and has one tenant house, barn,
and well Of good water.
Or perhaps you would like to have
something closer in. have 80 Acres,
just beyond incorporate limits, on the
Kings Mt. Road, with one tenant
A bargain for some one.
288 Acres-5 miles from York, with
7-room residence; large, 12-stall barn,
we'll Of good water; tenant houses;
good pasture; 6-horse farm open, and
about 100 acres in woodstock and
pine. A money maker.
The Bratton Homestead OF 212 Acres
will sell either as whole or In
three parcels, to wit: IS Acres, 81
Acres and 80 Acres. It will be to
YOUR interest to see ME- about this
right away.
1875 Acres-sa miles from York and
6 miles from Glover; 7-room resi-
dence, good barn and crib, 1 tenant
house and other outbuildings. Good
we'll Of water. Lots Of forest timber.
One Of the best plantations in the
county. See me If you want a bar
gain.
The r. e. Heath Residence-On
corner of Jefferson Street and Cleye-
land avenue. A real nice home.
The DR.. j. B. Allison Residence
Property on Weet Liberty street, ad-
joining Presbyterian manse. See me
at once for a bargain.
Remember, have lots Of others
both Town and Country.
Money to lend on Farming lands.
GEO. w. WILLIAMS
REAL ESTATE
Room 2O4 First National Bank Bldg
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

The Cyclone out Of Sorts.-We be-
gin the publication ov the Rocky
Mountain Cyclone with some phew
diphiculties in the way. The type
phounder phrom whom we bought our
output phor this printing ophice phail-
ed to supply US with any eph's or GAYS
and It will be phour or phive week be-
phore we can get any. We have or
dered the missing letters, and will have
to get along without them till they
come. We don't lique the look ov
this variety ov spelling any better
than our readers; but mistaix will
happen in the best ov regulated pham-
lilies and, iph the eph's and c's and KS
and q's hold out we shall ceep (sound
the hard) the Cyclone whirling aph-
ter a phashion till the sorts arrive. 1t
is no joque to us; it's serious aphair.
Denver Rocky Mountain Cyclone.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

Cheerful News From "over There
1t might be mentioned here, that
Private Walker has quoted Bugs Bear
as having once said that the Kaiser is
the only guy in the world who has
bought a round trip ticket to Paris
and used the last half first and still
has the first half.
When Marcel brings us our choco-
late, don't we wish we were gazing
into the soulful gold teeth of that
waitress in Childs? Little did we
dream how much better gold teeth
can be than none at all!-The Head
quarters Herald. published by the man
at the General Headquarters, A. E. F.
Somewhere in France.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

Scotch Thrift.-An Illustration OF
thrift Is contained in the story OF the
Scotswoman who had been promised
q present Of a new bonnet by lady.
Before she made the purchase the
lady called and asked the good wo-
man, Would you rather have felt
or a straw bonnet, Mrs MacDuff?"
WELL" said Mrs, MacDuff, Il think
I'll take the straw one. It'll maybe a
mouthful to the COO when I'm done
wi it"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11
KIDNEYS WEAKENING?
LOOK OUT!

Kidney troubles don't disappear o.
themselves. They grow slowly but
steadily, undermining health with
deadly certainty, until you fall VIC
tim to incurable disease.
Stop your troubles while there II time.
Don't wait until little pains become big
aches. Don't trifle with disease. To
avoid future suffering begin treatment
with GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Cap
sules now. Take three or four every
day until you are entirely free from
pain.
This well-known preparation has been
one Of the national remedies Of Hol-
land for centuries. In 1896 the govern
ment Of the Netherlands granted
ton and sale.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

Suite Steady.-Mike Reagan applied
to Mrs. Stone for position as chauf-
feur and gave the name Of friend as
reference. Mrs. Stone sought the
friend and asked:
Mr.. Brady, your -neighbor, Michael
Reagan, has applied to me for place
as chauffeur. Is he steady man.
Steady" cried Brady. "1ndade
mum, II he wuz amy steddier he'd De
dead!"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

have behind them the mightiest pro-
lection ever devised-the resources and
the pledge and the faith Of one Of the
great nations Of the world. The in
vestment value Of the bonds can never
decrease, for the interest will always
be paid and the bonds will be redeem
ed at full face value at maturity.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

Ths housewife Of Holland would al:
most - soon b without food ~ with
out her "Rsal Dutch Drops" a. she
quantity calls GOLD MEDAL Haarlem
Oil Capsules. They restore strength
and are responsible In . great measure
for the sturdy. robust health Of the
Hollandsrh
Do not delay. Go to your druggist and
insist on his supplying you with GOLD
MEDAL Haarlem OIL Capsules. Take
them as directed, and II you are not
satisfied with results your druggist will
gladly refund your money. Look for
and accept no other. In sealed boxes
three sizes.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11
Too Bad He Couldn't Mareh.-Unit

Too Bad He Couldn't Mareh.-Unit-
ed States Senator Howard Suther-
erland. of West Virginia, tells a story
about a mountain youth who visited
a recruiting officer in the senator's
state for the purpose Of enlisting in
the regular army. The examining ply
sician found the young man was sound
as a dollar, but that he had fiat feet.
I'm sorry said the physician, but
I'll have to turn you down. You've
got fat feet"
The mountaineer looked sorrowful
mo way for me to git in it, then?
he inquired.
T guess not. With those fiat feet OF
yours you wouldn't be able to marcn
even five miles"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

This Isn't ours.-The famous hum
orist had partaken too heartily of the
Christmas feast. Acute indigestion had
laid him low. AS his friends gathered
about him he smiled feebly. AT any
rate" he murmured between spasms
of pain, II am able to keep up my rep
utation as humorist." His friends
were puzzled. 'Di-gestins!" he gasp
ed.-The Forecast.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

1t Probably Was.-A comma often
makes lot of difference in line; so
does the spacing. A poetess wrote:
my soul is lighthouse keeper" The
printer made it read: My soul is a
light ouse-keeper."- Trans
script.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

Did He Fill in the Gap?-"Tm afraid
that bell means another caller" said
Ethel.
"You know there is such a thing as
your not being at home" replied Fred.
YES" responded Ethel suggestively;
"and there is such a thing as my be-
ing engaged"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

Why He Went--"How perfectly
splendid to think you're one of the
heroes who went over there to die for
your country"
Like HI did. ma'am! l went over
to make some other guy die for his
Life.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

How Did it Get There2-Nrs. Clarke
came running hurriedly into her hus-
bands office one morning.
"Oh, Dick" she cried. as she gasped
for breath. ~ dropped my diamond ring
off my finger. and can't find it any
where"
Its all right, Bess," relied Mr..
Clarke. 1 came across it in my trous-
ers pocket."-London Tit-Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-11

putting on your hat. "Gets-It" does
away forever with "contraptions,
"wrappy" plasters, greasy ointments
that rub off, blood-letting knives, and
scissors that snip into the quick. ="
"Gets-It" eases pain. Your "jumpy'
corn shrinks, dies, loosens from the
toe. You peel the corn painlessly from
your toe in one complete piece. That's
where the picnic comes in-you peel 1t
off as you would banana peel. Moth
ing else but "Gets-It" can do 1t. Get
peaceful, common-sense "Gets-lt."
"Gets-It," the guaranteed, money
back, corn remover, the only sure way,
costs but a trifle at any drug store.
MID by E. Lawrence & Co., Chicago,
III.