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Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-12
pink georgette and satin. She car

pink georgette and satin. She car
ried a shower bouquet of Ophella
roses. Miss Mile Hofins, niece OF
the bride, was flower girl. The
bridegroom was attended by Mr..
Fred Keller and Mr. Fred Prenzlow.
Following the ceremony wedding
supper was served at the home OF
the brides mother, Mrs. August
Magnussen. The rooms were elab-
orately decorated with palms and
garden flowers.
Mr.. Prenzlow and his bride will
spend their honeymoon in California.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-12
SOCIETY
Prenzlow-Magnussen.

A pretty midsummer wedding
took place at St. Paul's Lutheran
church Monday evening when Miss
Margaret Magnussen became the
bride of Herman Prenzlow. Rev.
E. T. Otto read the marriage lines.
An artistic decoration of palms
and ferns was used in the church
combined with a profusion of pink
carnations.
Mrs. Fred Keller Of Cheyenne
Wells, Colo, sister of the bride, who
was natron of honor, wore a white
georgette and charmuse gown and
carried a bouquet of daisies. Miss
Amelia Magnussen, made very
pretty bridesmaid in her gown of
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-12

Put kerosene on tar stains before
wettng them, then wash with warm
water and soap.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-12
Country Club.

Mrs Kenneth Paterson enter
tanned at luncheon at the Country
club Friday, in honor of Mrs. Will
son Austin and Miss Daphne Peters:
Covers were laid for IA guests.
Mrs. w. B. Roberts will entertain
10 guests at dinner Saturday eve
ming.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-12
Piano Recital.

A recital will be given at the
Methodist church, Sixty-second and
Maple streets. Monday evening. by
tie pupils of Miss Marguerite Lii
jcnstolpe. Those who will take part
include Florence McIlnay, Anna
.hlhrecht, Ebba Blomberg, Irene Al
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-12
Out-of-Town Wedding.

A wedding of interest to Omahans
is that of Miss Canvass Philbrick of
Ontario, Cal, and Mr.. George Gill
bert Scoville OF Ligonire. Ind. The
marriage took place July in On
tario. Miss Philbrick formerly lived
in Omaha,
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-12

An electric motor keeps the
water aerated in tank car built by
European railroad for transport
ing living fish long distances.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-12
q a turday

Any Bath Cap in the store,
Saturday, at one-half price.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-12

Assortment of finest confec-
tions, 8 individual boxes in one,
containing Maraschino Cherries,
Bitter Sweets, Milk Chocolates,
5000. S1.5O. $1.25 and
75c sizes.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-12

The practice for filtering air for
cooling electrical mach merry
through water curtains to exclude
dust is growing in favor in England.
Omaha daily bee., 1919-07-12
Dancing Party.

The Strehlow Terrace club will
give a dance Saturday evening at
the club house
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14
MORELOS ZARACGOzuA, RAJO PAALLABRRlA SALIO De Ia PRSlON PARA
M0HpANAR Al, CENENTERO A SJ ESEP0SA:; 7 LUEC0M
PRRESSEENTO PARA CONTINUAR PRnBSllOSER)
CIUDAD DE MENICO, Febrero

CIUDAD DE MENICO, FeDrero Il
En- bucnos terminus "a prensa dc es
IA capital con1enta el hecho de que
kabiendo te1ido Carranza ccAoclmIen-
to de que ia sonora Rcfugio Mora
les de Norelos Zaragoza Sc hal.aba
en- cstadc ag6nito, esposa que fue dc!
General Noralos Iuragoza, rreso en
Santiago de Tlaltelo!co, por haoer
hecho armas contra e. ~go2ierAc, or
der6 oue c! r5o saliera L 81 domic'-
lilo a atenGer a su companera, ' a
quicn a las pocas horas tuvo cl trls-
te conSuelo de cerrar los ojos para
siemprc. -.
Norelos Zaragoza. cuya honcrahi-
Edad jamas Sc ha discutido nj ell sus
ac.os pUbiicos nj ~privadoS. sali0 4 81
casa naio su palabra de honor de vo!-
yer 4 Dresidio tan luego como cumpHc
ra cor los deberes que &c impon!a a
nuel Goloroso estado en- Que s. haila-
ba Ia comranera DC 81 vida.
Una We: quc Ia aspoSa del eE-He-
neral recihio cristiana sepuItura. cs-
,e s. Dresento 4 Santiago 4 reSpon-
der del proceso que sc lie iAstruye Dor
81 Geliro de rebellion.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

invasion de los a@rnenes del tito CT
los Es.aGcS Jridos, asreGo el Con-
sui, pero con2 en- Ia actualidad 10
Ray va ;al epidemic CT Mexico, nj
uir-una o:ra n.&ca de esq natur2le2a,
coo - no 81 hag& n~eccsar!o q s. So
meta q los meXicanos que vieEen Il
este pals. = les horrores y humjii&-
cicnc5 1e csc baHo.'
La: &entcs que han cstadc r!nion-
dc Gc M&..ico sc muestran indignadas
.ror 81 d;cho requisite impuesto poT
les autoridadc5 dc Immigration y en-
nicza q hablarao De nuevo ell IL Ne-
,ira ci1!a1 dc Piedras NegraS, dc
&c :; No 80 auprimc tai med.d@. sc
a~Aoptaraa precauciones Il" represai!a
.blicaada a tcdos los auicIicanos que
aat-ar a Mexico . tomar un bano
scmc..ntc an.cs 80 ser &jmitidos en-
Ell pals"
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14
LAS ~IMPORTACIONES
De ESTAD0S UNIDOS

e. concrete de esta capita! eSta gran
demente impresionado con Ia ncticla
que le hizo saber Ia Embaj&&a &c los
Estados Unidos, referente a que "a
Sc puede traer &c aQuel poderoso
pals al nuesrro. toda claSe de mercan-
cias. con exception de unos diez az
ticulcs para los que Sc ~necesica PEI
misc ann del go6iecno.
Dice Ia Em3aj&d& que Ia lisa
! 2~oh:bia IA exportaci0n en- 81 pals de
clatrocientos articulos, y que anora
sc numero ha qued2io reducido =
l;ez, para toda Ia America Latina.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14
la ''Pane's DiapepsIn" eH
cases de indigestion, feC-
mentacioueS Q eStoma-
60 acido
Gbra en- circo minutes. y" hay
dyspepsia. cardiai&la u otr& no
le>tia del e>toma@2

La fermentation. gases. tr2stor-
nos del cst5mugo. INDIGESTION. car-
Gialgia Dyspepsia; cuando los 2ilMen-
tos uuc listed ine.ere sc ie fernle7tau.
n-oiuci,HJ1 moiesl3s gases, le due.e
Ia abe. y Sc aitn.c enfermo Y dcs-
aninado. 6 cuondo listed sc da cucn-
- del m~araviIloso poder dc Ia Pa
pes piapcqsjr". para ~rencraIiZar los
aciGo,. ESra h"ve one tales moieS-
tia> del cSto-nag1, o~c@s!onaoaS por n
ac.dez. sc d~cs1aHczcdn en- cinco MI
nutos.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14
TONIC POSSESSION DE SU ALTO
PUESTC EBERT.

WEINAR. Fcbrero 13.-Friedrich
Ebart. pgesidc7te electo del hStado
gcE1naNo. tonic possession de su pues-
g en- medic de grandes festejos Y de
los toaues de todas las campanas que
ilcron enhada3 q rucio.
Fl nuevo Prezidcnte resldlra en- ct
p"iacio Bellevue, de Berlin. y su
sue!do sera dc cerca dc IN mlll0c &c
marcos anuSlmente.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14
no IS NEGESARI0 ~ Ell.
BAN0 Dc GA1uh5NA
Decgara 81 c6n9"l carE2ncis.a
en- Ia csuGad e. Eagle Pass

EAGLE PASS. TeXGs, fcore-5 II.
-"U1 medic nor G. cV%i los Estagos
UniGos rodri2- al.:Nenrar mas amis-
tcsas ~-elac:oncs con Mexico, Ser:a e.,
de aholir el ba3o de gasoiina aue sc
obli@a 2 los meX!canos Il Comar an
eos dc er1rar 4 este pals. Tai de
clar&ci6n hizo aver aqui e! Consul
mevicano en- esca ciudaG. senior Gu'-
l!ermo u. Seguin. al ser ;uIerroG@-
do acarca de como cre!2 Z! Que pu-
cioran -estrechagse las relacioneS n
ire los dos PASSES.
-Dicho bano f1a cstablceido como
una medida lie p~reca3ci0I contra la
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14
FERCEDAS

IN Eybro-o =. Sc pc-dirr"n Una nvl@ par
Ia IN h;c--o. dc ~ amos = il maros 1c a.
tur:: una vega NOR. lie elm co:,.da. tie
~ nor h.cryJ Una \ dent-o &c uEa Z:
cIad > a.os y L mares Dc aiIur2. a Il
-.rsoaa quo proDarciurc iUCo-rlcs coRducc"-
"a. z recuryrarlas. 81 l. "-at,f;carI con
S@5.Oo. Oc--ran = fn,i-iarc z. San=@cZ. ~
la~.r St. TIcl"fCno =. SOS. ti>l
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14
CEATIF!CARE con $500 I Il p

CyATIFICARE con $500 Z "a persona que
me n-oporcione informes ciertos de Ia Sra.
Elena Rodriguez y dc SuS dos hijas. Rene
dos = Catarin@ fepcz, &c 10 y $ ancs de
dad rcsfect;vamCntc. Sen ortgilariaS de
penjarro. Gto-. cEccntrsrdosc en- AgoSto de
IgiS rcsidiendo en- NUevo Laredo, lamps.
On n casa % de n caiic del Gral CARA
Todo intorme sobre 81 particular dirijase 3
Jesus Woo. Maple Ave. Fairrcnt City,
Ill 70
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

rj&%h O"GRTC%IDiD aa-a III jovcn Gic
E,-cc cstablccc-se. - traEpasa ur sp!cGcl-
tn csracicso ta!ic- DC .ato~rGH&, cun ma
gifirg Ia del Ncrte r!crtaip = Ia rhode
M. con camagas. ient.s ' apasI;os para am
I4.fica. toau &c r-iSicta claeS nuevo {:
fruaGaots, lido : "ccssu:ip- foudoa Do
Sea-, ara.z:a TIash Light para r~etrata:
pc q ~-r.l:r- c]Onjp.ct. .nst-Inei 3 "e "%U!
con roi-lre- adcr abaai-uS y l@a g~.cstTrc"s .
o,...as bio3 arauch'@uc con nucstrarlo.
.1utGaa.cs ; Ccu,"iijai para Tlvi, eli In
r-r. cIsa. s. .~nst-::-E q In persona que
iaca ct t'3spaSo. i I'll 10 '!rS"a, par" bag
~"rraios DC primer: "i"rsr lH:"ra,@ I. Z
7nd;ran. {! ". Commerce s.. San ~
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

ST nESFA co.rUnicarsc con n Sra. Patric
Niae- P5=e- ,,ara G4Tt. iEfcrmes de - hiJo
.JIan s. P.rcz.-La Cruz Ro5a, Cfant!c-
Bldg. 20. $50. EsIuinl Crockett y Lcsoya.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

HUEE. GRATHICACioN g dari a Il per-
suga cue re proporcionc info-mes exsctos
de- IT. padre Tobias Cara. Puicn probable
ment" 80 crcIeat~a en-. G! kStado de ie1Es.
-CualGr.c- ~in:o-rc soJrc ct particular diri-
j.se 4 Alfrc!O Cara. Cargo lie c. Albaro.
Spencer. ILHHo. l.G)
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

MOLINOS EL&CTRlCO5 "ECBhRTS' para
carne. c1f1. s:-c:aete. COCO ) batidn-es dc
mant.Gu!ii@. i;aEaEsioras - rcc1": ne@cia-
dur..s dc ha-i4l y jcLC -gHoro &c @ccesoripE
,ara -asi7a y parLGc.il. TIE IOE.iRT'
SAILS agency. 81 So. E:ato s.. San
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

CON 5000 e qualification correspondents =
u p-rs,r. ne ne pEopo-c:oac infornncS dc
~: ur:rru G sabdiaa esPaao. FrafcIsco Con
--.i-z RIA. natural e F=c:ICciEC. Iodo in
farnc s5prc ci particular d~.riiasc , jesus
Vazqucz R;,cr@, ~ Dondy s. iron~ood.
Mich. Iio}
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

BUE%A GRhTIrICACIoN sc dari 4 a per
soma uue ne p-ouorcione irfornes de nj pa
Ire. q 81. CiPriaap Fcd-uza, quien en- Ju!io
e igosto d. 1917 sc encoHtraba 81 Denver,
| Colo. Cualauirr inf0rrre sob-e cl particular
dirijasc = SiiYstyc PeGroZa. Box II. Aeon,
CaI G5).
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14
FESQUisAS

RUENi GRhTiFICACiO& g da~. . n per
soma Gur ,""ucha ~, '~cHu-ga' pahiicas Iuc
aupsrau ur:- u-ruiciHd. "Trrariadns 81 Fec
ircrn II. Eiriiaa.c % .IuaHa tirr.s. COS Co
rrr. y. ITh
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

$500 DARE Dc a-ztifea-:on 4 u persona
que ne p-oao-riDre iafo-rss cxactos de mi
ra6-c Arastac:o Razo. de 81 sposa Porfirta
pa,.ar = dc Us hiios Tor:a5 ) Elelteria
Ea2o. Is pisado dc v:-ae!a : oris'naT1o &c
R-r,i... Ed. de Gua.ajrato. Hace ounce
aHos So cncoatraba CT caciS. Cal Todo in
forme sobre 81 particular dirijase 4 Tomas
Pc. M:!bern. VI.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

I. II. PITTNAN. Succso- .e Z Roger Ticy-
ra SOP. E.TG,.tl en- re- araciorls u" Jici-
,,r..,. Bi-:c..tns 'HuGsc:. = ":os Gc
l~,-a:r:ca. - I:s-ke- Street. Ge.5;o=o .,o-
Lott 5.LS.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14
{ i 5 f s +

{ 7 ; + = r
| C...'Jc1 dc cama5 mcIlca@as = o;-as
G-c.l-.IiGaGes eS,cUsa lsta C. hcrmoSoj
? au-t-es.
; Maudc " DOLLAR : - cnriarcmos 4
} v7:,.ta DC rn--co. ulost-c comnictc Ca:a-
: :oco Matrimonial. con GcscriPc:urcs COM
: ulc.as d. .. .chas jovcnes : alGg27s wiz
I la. cue I-sran = tn maril" S:c:o : hon.
( -aGc. FIcd' LSLcd cEyr.h.r - ruaafuie,a
) .e elias Y r~oa.racr IN ieiiE .EatrjnloE:o e.
( nuy srcv" tcrEo. Nos1:ros, 10: HuesiTa
( marc. sons persona .eco-rcrdat les. rucs-
J to rc.or:o rs'a nasaGo s0D!2 IL i.cnratez
: - r--ic:w Gai asi e. ruC ~ doc q-c Il
: accuna- c-Dr,Gad de ~ DOLLAR s:-va
: d. cs.o-S, ~ ana q-rhah." EELTCiDAD
Z MATRIMONIAL. Escr.h- hoy nISmo 4:
CDSNn"pLiTiN CORRESPONDENCE
: CUE. ?. o. Bar IS. Venice. Cal.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

Per fa!ta de iccai VEND0 bara,o au,om6-
ii! "Cha.r.r' n buen:5 condolences. G2S
50. .A.auo.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

DESC SAFER FL FARADERO dc nj her
uanc Lrsi-un Rodriguez. d. 80 anos DE-
"tad. Gle. A'arco : cara !arvG. Is 1r1E!na-
s, ic So C-i.tybaI. Gur. icNIcc. :'us aih-
mas ruticias Ia Tccibi DE- Williams. ArlzGEa,
~ ,iu-G" vlv:, con So hcr-lanos Pcd-c y Ri
r. Rot-r.ur. = Ecu:EEnO SOi=Eo.-$5.eo sc
taran DO -raiiticacion "a Ia persona que pro-
urrcionc i.:o.ncs exacJo5 dirigiendose 4 Pc
dro Rcdri-lcz. Motor FOut" =. Boz i2.-
OyrarL Cal. CD
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

EaPRESORES: - ); r5,cs;.a cscGeia: &c
GrfIuc. T.. "rar,e-. Cst.p mr}i,aar. csc-.oa
1.Jic7do r.y..os = 1.g"slras p! lGcarEl =.
| Lozanc. IIz }. :4n,@ Rosa Ayc. san ~
ionic. Ty.as.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14
AVISOS o. OCCASION
YENTAS

iNVIERTA en- accior.s d. III Southern Motor
Mf-. Association vaiea $i25.yo. Il mit1d 81
contaGo ' 81 rcS.o en- abono5 iicilcs. L. me-
jor inversion CT cl rcTcaGo: ahora On pro-
duccian. Dejc cue III ,.iTcTo haEa Linc.o.
! las inversioncs qua haZa con HcsotroS Re-
rrornctua mnElificas : pTuHtaz u-t!idades-
| Inf0rnlcnsc con Mr.. K. l.. Gsmmasc. So
Gurtcr Bldg. '-Vl
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-02-14

NAEBE t~HPLirICiR - rct-ato por Si.6S
.ar7.-a II nor % ruIgadas. c5ncavo. Ee-rnc-
- -~~a1ato. Eavia 81 o.ten acompanada g.!
original ya.o- 81 r:-o rCst5l a y. DC II
Ca-za. st5 Sio-alcs 81 san Antonio. Texas.
Nr'T DOCGS REAS
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
H. H. Symons, Minister.
The Forty Hours Devotion

The Forty Hours Devotion
The Forty Hours Devotion will
open in the Assumption church Fri
day, Oct. 81, 1919, and will be
solemnly closed on Sunday evening,
Nov. 2, 1919.
Order of services:
1. At 1890 Friday morning, Oct.
81, Solemn opening. Friday after
noon confessions will be heard. Fri
day evening at 7:3O, sermon and
Benediction.
2. Saturday morning, Nov. 1, the
Feast of All Saints, at 6 o'clock.
Early Mass, 1890, Solemn High
Mass and sermon. Saturday eve
ming at 1880, Devotions, Sermon and
Benediction. ~
3. Sunday morning there will be
Low Mass at 1880 and at $3.50.
Solemn High Mass and sermon at
1890. And the solemn closing of
the Forty Hours on Sunday evening
at 1880 with sermon, solemn pro-
cession and Benediction.
The sermons will be preached by
the eloquent and able Redemptorist
Father Ryan of st. Louis, Mo.
Every member Of the parish is ex-
pected to attend all the services.
Rev. Ed. Jones, Pastor.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
ellis COMPLAINT.

WILTSHIRE folks at home should do
our work without complaining. You
know peace hath her victories the same
as war. 30
Gialis-I know, but nobody pins med
ais on you for washing the dishes, and
there's never a brass band out to
meet you in the morning after you've
walked the floor all night with the
baby.-Judge.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
M. F.. Church

Morning service at 1890. Rev.
T. T. Sharpe will preach.
Sunday school at HAS. R. M.
Adams, Supt.
Epworth League at $3.50.
Evening service at 1880. This ser
vice will be in charge of the laymen
and several men of the church will
speak
Rev. G.. L. Powell, Pastor.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
OF COURSE NOT.

81 noticed your father and mother
crying during the wedding ceremony"
said the groom.
eyes, dear, they were." said the
bride sweetly.
what were they crying about?"
"Oh, some one reminded them that
we were to live home with them"
'Well, like that! You didn't see
me doing any weeping, did you"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
Unfortihed.

"That man has a most agreeable per-
gonality and very persuasive address,
yet he never seems to get anywhere"
Eyes," replied Mr.. Dustin Stax. "It's
case Of wonderful salesmanship.
with nothing to SELL"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
Most Likely,

"There are various terms Of endear-
ment."
"Yes?"
ST see where a man who was hailed
to court, charged with nonsupport,
called his wife old horse.'"
Rather appropriate, I should say.
She's probably the draft animal in
that family"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
Just Missed the Gusher.

Bacon-What are these "oil gush-
ers" we read so much about in the
newspapers nowadays.
Egbert-Didn't you ever see one?
''Why, no. Did your
"Sure! If you'd been here ten min
utes ago you would have seen one, too.
He just dropped in to try and sell me
some oil stockholders Statesman.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
Too Energetic a Program.

To %IIS' SNH'~ q 'NS' ~II's
"You have wonderful press agent"
said the manager.
Eyes" replied the conscientious
prima donna; "but 1 wish you would
give him a vacation. If do all the
things he writes about how am I go
ing to find time to keep my voice In
training?"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
AMONG THE CHURCHES
English Lutheran Church

Morning services at 1880 a. m.
Sunday school and Bible class at
IL m. -......
The choir will sing an anthem.
Prof. Andrew will play a violin offer
atory at 2:30 p m. There will be
services in Frog Lake church and at
s p. m. the pastor will preach in
Chokio.
The confirmation class meets
Thursday evening at o'clock. ALI
are cordially invited. -
Alfred Bredesen, Pastor
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
Admiration.

Admiration.
"Did you grasp the significance OF
that lecturers remarks"
"Not altogether"
'Then why did you applaud 50
much p
'Well, I admire brains and thought
that man must be awful smart to I'M
derstand what he was talking about"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24

saint the guy that married Rosa
mond sort Of a tightwad?' asked Hello
Use of the rapid-fire restaurant.
"Gosh mol" returned Claudine of
the same establishment. "Why, he
borrowed every cent she's saved and
spent it all in three days!"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
The Only Difference.

eff you only had all the money you
have bet away on the races said
young Mrs. Torkins with sigh.
swell, what then?"
ooh, nothing much, Charley, dear.
suppose the only difference would be
that you could take the lump sum and
lose it faster in bigger BETS"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
SETTING Was the Word.

'Those women have been setting
there for an hour or more"
"You shouldn't say 'setting,' my dear.
It is sitting"
"No, setting is what meant. I
think they're Matching out trouble for
somebody"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
APPLES! APPLES!

We will have car of Fancy Box
Apples about Monday, Oct. 9th,
consisting Of Jonathans, Wine-Sap,
Spitzenburg, Roman Beauties and
other good varieties. Price, $500
per box. Select Ben Davis, $3.50.
Wells Bros. Hanson Co. adv.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
Overwhelming.

Maude-You may have noticed that
Mr.. briggs found my argument too
deep for him. He simply gasped.
Henry-Yes, l noticed him coming
up for air.
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Perfectly Satisfactory.

Old Newrich-If my daughter mar
ries you I'll disown her.
Swell Suitor-That's jolly good OF
you, old chap. Introducing you to my
set would be frightfully humiliatinG.
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The OnIv Reliable Test,

els this for publication" inquired
the conscientious interviewer.
"How do I know" rejoined Senator
Sorghum. Its impossible to be sure
whether anything ought to be publish
ed till after it appears in print"
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Keeps His Promises.

'Wiggins is chap who will prom
lse anything"
"But does he keep his promisesr
"He must nobody sees or hears any.
thing Of them afterward."
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Honesty the Best Policy.

did you ever buy votes"
"No," replied Senator Sorghum. II
always thought that an effort to buy
a mans vote was as good a reason as
you could possibly put into his mind
for voting against you"
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Congregational Church

Congregational Church
Morning worship, 1890 a. m.
Sermon theme, "The Coming Reviv-
al"
Sunday school, 11:45 a. m.
Evening worship, 500 p. m. Ser
mon theme. "The Curse of Meroz. "
Notice please, the time changes at
1 a. m. Sunday morning. Put your
clock back one hour. We begin our
worship at 1890 a. M, changed
time.
Fl TT Svmons. Minister
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Just So.

Mrs. Newlywed-Don't interrupt me
while I'm talking.
Newlywed-As you wilL dear.
Mrs. Newlywed-And don't interrupt
me while I'm not-for then I'm think
ing.
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FIoored.

Hewitt hear that you are to put
up twenty-five story building?
Crewitt-Yes, and a twenty-six-story
building and a twenty-seven-stOry
building, and a-but that's another
stOry.-CartOOns.
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Pretty Small Figure?

FTCIIy SIIIaI = I9NISs
slow much did you pay the minis.
ter when we were marriedY'
II refuse to incrimfnate myself, my
dear"
"What do you mean?"
81 asked the clergyman how much
and he said, Whatever she is worth
to you, and paid it."
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The Lutheran Free Church

The Lutheran Free Church
Services Sunday at HOO a. m. at
the Kongsvinger church, conducted
by the laymen.
Bible class and prayer service
every Wednesday evening at the Nor
ris church.
The pastor attends to the work at
Doran next Sunday.
Olson
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A Useful Animal.

"Why do you keep that porcupine
about the placer"
"Well, those motorists didn't mind
running over my hens, but they give
that porcupine a wide berth. They
don't want no punctured tires"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24
Easv to Please.

Farmer-So you're an experienced
mixer, hey? Now, which side Nv a
COW do you set on when you milk her1
Applicant for Job-Oh, amt bit
partickler, if the cow amt buffalo
Express.
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The Druggist Complains.

"Can't get my boy interested in COM
pounding prescriptions"
"Why not?"
"Seems trifing to him, guess, after
mixing drinks at the soda fountain"
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"You actually got pleasant word
out of Mr.. GrumpusT
Eyes"
"How did you contrive to do it?"
81 told him a neighbor Of his had
broken an arm while cranking q
fivver."
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A TOUCH OF REALISM

A TOUCH OF REALISM.
Mrs. Battlecry-My club has asked
us to take part in the pageant Of the
'60's that they're giving.
Friend Husband-What do they
want us to do, impersonate the Civil
War;
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Queer Men.
They must be men
Of curious types
Who cannot love
The Stars and Stripes.
NOTHING in a Name.

Nothing in a Name.
Are you still a member Of the
Don't Worry Club that was organ
lied years ago?"
eyes. And there's something more
to worry about. l must be terribly in
arrears in my dues"
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Selfshness.

wonder why my woes should b
So serious to me,
While such as other people bear
Seem mostly trif1es, light as air.
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MONEY to loan on Stevens county
land at 515 per cent. If your land
is on the market list it with us.
Stone Land and Loan Co. 34tf.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1919-10-24

FOR SALES elf-heater, good as
new. Cheap if taken at once. Mrs.
Christ Flatner, 100 e. 9Th St., phone
SO M. It.