The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-08-12

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CENAToR POMEHENE evidently
regards the Plumb plan as a
lemon.
SENATOR PoINnExTER who snys
tn president has declared the old
order AZ an md and substitutes for Il
the new disorder II some phrase
maker himself.
CHILE has appropriated 10000
GOO for conntrucLon. to nolvc the high
living costs. That, however. Il only
about ~. o0o.oQo IN cal money. and Il
Will not go far at 50 per day per
carpenter.
KING ALBERT OF belgium Is COM
Ing W 90 see US In September. II n
TO be hoped that tho actors strike IL
over by that time. else the King viii
ihiuk We have gone Bolsh.
lust as Uncle Joe Cannon said. the
senate has concluded that II IL Inn
possible to keep cider from becoming
hard.
ANDREW CARNEGIE gave away
$3.50. eco geo which n n right respect
able bit of profit sharing.
air. WILSON. however. was sbie to
give the senate foreign relations com-
mitiee the text OF the Versailles treaty
and his opinion Of the same. Perhaps
before the incident II closed he viii
also deliver his opinion OF the COM
mittee.
600 CHICAGO policemen took the
mental test SATURDAY.. II must have
required a day o. fast clubbing.
PRESIDENT TiNOco Of Costa
Rico has resigned his job aud asked
permission OF the congress 10 leave
the country. Our president left the
country without asking congress OF
resiEning anything
because.Q 8 ..iushe d.ttim csg.i2 -
A SWIFT manager In n. j.. has
been plnched ana fined for charging
fer the wrapper on a ham at the same
price as the ham. This II depressing
the packers. Tae wrapper on a mod
ern packer ham, including the four
color printing. costs the packer con
sidembiy more h the ham.
THOSE AMERICAN missionaries In
Mexico want TO know what u would
pront lfncle sam to ave all his own
citizens lives and lose a single Mex
lean soul.
A FIRING SQUAD as an ala TO
hasten legislation may have some ef-
feet on congress. Nothing less strenu-
Gus has cver hurried Il.
MISSOURI has restored the Heath
penalty. They had TO be shown.
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CHEERED by the advertising Hen
~ Ford got out OF his. an Alabama
congressman has sued the Birminx-
ham Agc-Heraid for 81 500. 600. Ky
the time the suit is decided this neat
sum will almost pay for n car OF news
print paper. Therefore the Ago-Her-
aid wti fight the suit bitterly.
A NEW YORK SOLDIER told tho
court he lifted his former s~weetheart
hecause OF she'll shocR. The lady must
have been %hardboiled.
THE GOVERNOR Is said 10 have
n million dollars worth OF Boston
bakc,i beans cached I'm Fort y. A.. RUS
sell. Wyoming. Turned loose on the
local market they should nerve to re-
fine Wyoming overnight
}. WALTER BEE, an internal rev
cnuc officer, collected 1000 gallons n
hQ0ze In n single West Virginia raid
TN mOonshlners doubtless feel ny
they'd been stung.
JOHN Il. wHTTMORE. New York
lawyer. one hundred years old. an
noAnce hat he drinks moderately.
smokes heartily and has done
an unkind thing In his NE. It's a
cinch that John II. has been a very
moderate drinker.
high SPOTS in the Mesmee" Is
heading one Newspaper put an "A
summary ~ President Wilson's mes
a & 10 congress on living expenses.
BURGLARS blew the safe of the
Norwaik, Ohio. Episcopal church last
Sunday. Probably for practice.
FRED WEILANp. OF Lornin Ohio.
reports that his wife. son and mother
in-law have dlsa appeared. II rs not
stated whether Fred Is a mourner or
a cclcbratOr.
NINE BROADWAY thcatora have
been closed by tho actors strike. Now
would be- "a fine time for that cam.
paign 20 poularizo the Museum OF
Natural History.