The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-04-09

SlIElDCTE HlMSEl1E' TO STOP Ills DRINKING. THE WEDDING WILL TAKE PLACE JULY g." - NEW l TOWN BEE. NOW ALL TOGETHER BOYS; ANOTHER MAN GONE WRONG" It rained fin New Haven, Monday night. But then there are 8 lot of things that happen in New Haven that never occur here. WILLIE RITCHIE SAYS HE IS A LEGITIMATE LIGHTWEIGHT. WE ARE NOT SURPRISED, BUT WHAT WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IS IF THAT'S HOW WILLIE FEELS. To see some folks dance one is forced to believe that not all the cooties are in the French trenches. WOULD YOU CALL A NIsER A DOUGH-NUT? BALL PLAYERS SPENDING SPRING IN SOUTH' H'-HEADLLNE. BUT THAT IS ALL SOME OF THEM EVER SPEND.
 BY THE WAY? WHERE ARE THOSE FRENCH BRIDES THE BOYS THREATENED TO BRING BACK2
 Joe Smith says a 142 pound light weight Is a Russian He usually rushes in-and then out Maybe, Joe, it would be good policy to Greece these Turkeys down.
 THE RING IS NO PLACE FOR A FIGHT" ARGUED AN OPTION IENT OF A BOXING BILL NOW BE- FORE THE WEST VIRGINIA LEG ISIATURE THAT'S WHAT A LOT OF APOLOGBTTC HASH SLING- FRS WHO CALL THEMSELVES BOXERS BELIEVE.
 FIGHTERS USUALLY LAY DOWN BEIFORTJ A FIGHT. BUT THERE ARE SOMF FIGHTERS WHO WAIT UNTIL THEY GET INTO THE RING TO DO THAT.
 Lewis and Stone will play duck pins" we read in a local conten- porary. An, Ha! A new game is without Us-
 FELLOW SCRIBE, H. c. TAMIL TON. WRITING TO HIS PAPER FROM JACKSONVILLE, FLA, SAYS CONDITIONING AT A SPRING TRAINING CAMP IS AN ART WITH SOME BALL PLAYERS" AND AN EXPENSE TO BALL CLUBS.
 He was . good old pal, he was. He followed us from morn till eve. And how he cried when he went home we would Leave-Our dog Eido.
 Marjorie, the waitress, knows her business. Now maybe Marjorie will probably slice down our meal checks.
 PUGILISITCALIY SPEAKING, PROFESSIONAL METT HOUNDS REGARD THE AMATEUR PER FOElNIFTs AS \ PURE SIMON" IT USED ITO RE .'SIMON PURE" BUT THEN TIMES WILL CHANGE.
 Willie Ritchie has taken unto him self a bride. But Willie could have done worse.
 Calling A man, who formerly de- lighted in bathing in liquid amber. a fish" will be called a dry insult after July 1.
 ROAD WORK IS ALRIGHT FOR A FIGHTER TRAINING FOR A EATTu.E. BUT WHY CONTINUE YOU IN THE RING?
 Battling Lcvins<y says we are all wrong about Philadelpfia.' Yes, Bar ncy. we may be wrong, but that wa Mir. PhiIadclphia's fault. We saw SC many cemeteries.
 TO SAILOR GRANDE. Go to it. kid. and kid yourself. You're far from being on the shelf.
 IF 4 BAKER COULD MAKE j CAKEV AUX. WOULD YOU SAi THAT \ JUNK DEALER HAS ! RAGTTSEE?
 Dear Rog:-I think you're mean t' treat the girls so harshly in you column.
 MRS. D. J. L.
 We're sorry. but next time we nee a girl we'll spend our time with her That's how generous we are.
 WOULD YOU SAY THAT . RHODE ISLAND IS BLESSED WITT PROVIDENCE?
 Larry Williams is seriously think ing of purchasing n horse for hi manager. But, Larry, will San Driver?
 KID MCCOY SAYS HE WILL LIVE TO BE 100 YEARS. WHICH REMINDS us OF THE OLD SAY ING: ONCE A KID ALWAYS : KID.
 Betty, the vampire, is unhappy Bertha tho ''shiT1lnIier queen, ha probably outvampcd her.
 Joe Mulvihill tried to persuade u to believe that the boxing bill will b passed. The only bill the Geners Assembly will pass is on that we al get a chance to pay.