The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1919-05-09
THE HIRED MAN

will not. There is no chance left
when we, have steadfastly declined to
believe God all the way through life
here. When we have made him out
gigantic liar for SO years of our I'M
worthy life here, there is no chance
tor show after we die. You take my
word for it.
"Mr. Hired Man: know | am not
right, but | am better than a good
many who make loud boasts about
their righteousness. What do you
say!" You can never get to the right
place on the wrong road. There is a
vast difference between being white
washed and washed white Remem-
Der that he who is born but once must
die twice and he who is born twice
must die but once If you are twice
born you are liable to find it out. Let
others do as they like, but as for you,
you get right with God.
"Mr. Hired Man: When a man is
dead does he know it," He knows he
is not in the body. He knows he is
dead, yes. But a man does not die,
you understand. Living in the body
is different from living out of the
body. But it is no more certain. 1t
is no more tangible. The dead are
just as glad they are dead as you are
that you are alive.
Hired Man: How can we stop
our six-year-old tot from exagger-
atom" Every time you catch it in a
lie, let it know that you don't ap-
prove of it. DO not act upon any lie
it tells you and let it discover that
Icing does not get it anything.
"Mr. Hired Man: Ten years ago
stole razor. What shall l do about
it now?" Send its owner $500 and
let it go at that Need not sign your
name. Of course if there is anything
to be gained by it you could revea
yourself, but that is not likely at all
"Mr. Hired Man: Who works the
hardest on farm; the husband or the
wife" Usually it is about an ever
break. The man puts more muscle
into it but the steady grind for TIL;
wife counts up by the time the day i:
worn away.
o.
docs the Bible tell US not to ca
, hog meat?" The Bible once told Ger
tain nations to leave hog meat of
their diet. Hog does not make thu
best of food, however, there is NJ
Bible Prohibition against it.
: "Mr. Hired Man: The Bible state
3 that Heaven and earth shall pas
away. What will be left at tina
! timer" A new Heaven and a nev
n earth are promised Immediately after
: wards. Of course we must take tn
t Bible statement for face value there
3 fore the whole thing will be mad
: over in due time. We will need som
: mighty good management alon
d about the time that Heaven and cart
d are being put out of commission.
"Ask the Hired Man to tell us wha
: to do when some one is all the tim
t writing vulgar things on the fence an
S outbuilding." Lay for him as yo
e would a barn burner and give hir
e that which is coming to him. He
y the worst criminal you can have in tn
k country. Publish his name far an
!. wfQe ana call Illil uitty dhu IONoiu
II and sneakv and smelly and all tn
= other words you can think of, seein
:e that you don't get obscene yourse
" in your ardor for exposing the fir
ii wretch.
"Wc have a little boy that hold
20 his breath when he gets very ma
is and il scares me. What must ] do
g Remember that he cannot kill himse
lie that way. He might hold it until !
a went unconscious but at that time
70 would begin to breathe naturally. II
lie throwing three gallons of cold wat,
y. on him the next time you see q
re spell we'll under way Holding one
TX breath when he is very angry is NJ
10 so bad Il he would hold his tong'
~ along with his breath,
ur O.
In "When "irl is 70 ought she
leave Il to her family, especially h
mother, whether she should marry
I'd certain young man" 1t is always fl
is for the girl TO marry someone h
C folks like. II is also fine for moth
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