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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

the side Of the road; NJ. c. Gordon
had five large sduashes stolen. and
Arnold Turner has lost apples. 1t
is supposed to be the work Of BelNhe,
visits.
William Messer Of Lowell. Mass. is
at G. A. Gordon's.
Mrs. ofilla Msrrithsw and L H.
Merrithew. of Morrill,, we're sunday
guests OF Mr.. and Mrs. r. w. Jaduith.
1t is now definitely understood that
Governor Milliken will be present at
the fair Of the st. Georges Agrieui-
tHral Society on October 9th from 10
a. NJ, to r. NJ.
Mrs. Esther vickery and son, who
have Been GUESTS OF Elijah and r. L.
Gay. have returned to their home in
Providence. r. I.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01
The Fate Of Turkey.

The peace conference, having COM
pleted the treaties with Germany.
Austria and Bulgaria. TURNS again to
consideration of the settlement with
Turkey. At various times since last
December the conference has dis
cussed Turkey, always without result.
No more perplexing problem has
come Before its attention. not even
the matter of reparatiens with Ger
many The geographical position of
European Turkey and the former pol.
ICY 81 the European states toward it
make most involved situation out Of
what ought to Be an absolutely sim
ole one, namely. to drive out Of Eu.
rope the "unspeakable TURK" whose
presence has always been an insult
and whose history has had not one
redeeming feature.
The record Of Turkeys depredA.
tions ana efines Is too Well known to
need mention, but the reasons why
she has btSn allowed to stay in Eu-
robe ana outrage decent peoples over
whom she had sovereignty are not 80
clear.
Briefly. she was the pawn in the
balance power game. Her city Of
Cohstantinople is in the most
stfatesically important position pos.
sible. at the meeting Of three CONT
nsnts. and highly desirable. Russia
most Of all. wanted II As IN outlet to
the southern seas. England disab-
proved Russia's claim a. Il would
mAnaee her clear right OF wy to the
East Then Germany began To at
Cdhstantinople into Atf BerliA. Bag
DAD plans. Greece wanted Il restored
to her - IN ancient colony of her
peoples and ah ornament Of het
glorious history. France tad anan-
cial interests greater than those Of All
other powers together. So Turkey
stAysd on and with e1nniHS craft
played These powers OF against each
other and continued hef miserable
tyfanny over her subject races.
The problem Of the peace confer
ehes u lesssnsd ~ The defeetion OF
fsussia. ana the Remuneration BY the
B0lshevikl " claims 10 Constant.
notlss But It u eth / question
WHISTLER to dismembsf Turkey Or 10
alisw her u retain her prs.war bosi.
tioh: whether to let sotds Ehrobean
natiOh to undertake q mandatory for
her. Or to let the United States do il;
whistler to make Of Constaninople IN
~ nal city or to give it to
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

friends here. Harold Casey and AL
ton Porter of Augusta were Sunday
visitors at the Casey home.
MIR. and Mrs. Harry Pinkham of
Windsor Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Holmes
and family, MIR. and Mrs. A. w.
Pierce, all of Augusta. were enter
taihed Sunday at the home Of J. r.
Pierce.
Joseph Morfisette, Harry Doe and
Charles Adams arc hauling hay from
this section to Riverside.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01
TO Hsaf Farmers

In order that the farmers Of the
country may have a fair Opportunity
to present theif side Of the question
at the coming conference in Wash
ingtoh on labor conditions, Senator
Arthur Capper Of Kansas has sent a
message to President Wilson III
which he urges equal Representation
for the agricultural interests.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01
Asks Equal Rank with Pershjnc

Asks Equal Rank with Pershina
1t has long been a matter of open
gossip in the corridors of the Capitol
that the present chief of staff is the
real head Of the War Department,
and that Secretary Baker has for
some time acted as a rubber stamp
for the office of the chief of staff.
When Congress passed the bill con-
fefrins the permanent rank Of gen.
eral upon General Pershing the sees
ton comforting the same honor upon
General March was stricken out,
Now Mr.. Baker has made a special
trip to the Capitol to urgs the pas
sage Of the bill which would place
General March Oh an equal footing
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01
Arrow.ic Bridge Being Restored

Work OF restoring ArrOwsic bridge
was begun Monday. r. w. Carlton
has a large crew and several lighters
on the job ana the flrst IL the plies
will be driven Tuesday, 1t ii expected.
Already substantialSsum has been
Contributed toward the fepairs. Con-
Siderable more is needed however,
and anyone wishing to contribute may
do so directly to the treasurer of the
town Of Aroowsic, Collingwood Shea.
The work will be pushed as rapidly
al possible and 1t IL hoped that an
t,ouncement may be made within q
few days Of the early opening of the
bridge to traffic.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

The exbortation Of s3,iss tons Of
sugar during the month Of August
may Of course have had something
to do with the shortage at the height
Of the preserving season.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01


most Of the time.
I went to q doctor
and he said I had
nervous indiges-
ton, which added
to my weak con-
dition kept me
worrying most OF
tho time-And he
said II I could not
stop that. I could
not get we'll /
heard 80 much
about Lydia n
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

ososce; WHISTLER 70 allow the Sultan.
- head Of islam, to remain there or
set him up In some city In Asia
Minor.
Ia I'll dscsney, honor ana self.
respect the peace conference should
Armiy rssoivs b end Tor Ill time the
hideous power Of the Turk whose hold
In Europe has bsen based on military
conquest ana autocratic misrule, ana
whose stay has been unrsdesfnsd BY
Z single contribution to the better.
ment Of the human race. The "eick
Man" has contaminated too many Of
his neishbors and has given too much
trouble and anxiety to the rest Of
Europe to be longer tolerated. From
Asia he came. to Asia he should Do
returned.
None Of the great powers would
view with composure assumption Of
the government Of Turkey BY one OF
their number. The balance OF poyer
idea II not yet dead. Great Britain
has more than ordinary interest in the
settlement because of the project to
Dust the head Of the Mohammedan
church, an act that would be unwel-
come to her millions OF Indian SUBJ
jects. Great Britain could make her
self secure in Constantinople only at
the expense of France and Italy who
have large interests to conserve. And
they for similar reasons would hard.
~ take over the city. and risk friction
with Great Britain. It would be
highly satisfactory to all Europe to
have the United States clean up
Turkey and hold Constantinople I'M
der the league of nations. She
would not be suspected Of selfish
purposes and she would take an I'M
pleasant job off the hands of Europe.
Likewise her presence in the near
East would be useful in other clean
up jobs and settlements. the Ukraine,
Syria. Persia and Armenia for in
stance But the United States has
by no means consented to. undertake
any mandataries.
TO make Constafitinople an ifiters
national city would be only to put OF
the real settlement indefinitely. No
cor1inission~that could be appointed
to govern it would be able to act to
the satisfaction Of all nations. To
give it to Greece would at least be
bitter than to let the Turks retain it.
Greece has the vitality, the enter.
prise and the wish to become a great
nation. Possession of Constantinople
and freedom from the Turkish mem
ace would give her the opportunity.
The Greeks are great commercial and
industrial people, and if they were, to
build up strong nation the Eastern
question would be far on the road to
permanent solution. One resolute
nation in the Balkans would put a
damper on the constant warfare tina,
has become a customary art OF
Balkan life.
Removal of the Sultan who holds
Moharnmed's staff is a matter OF
delicate adjustment. and one, Incl
dental!y, about which the Greeks
would have no hesitancy. If Great
Britain opposes it she ought to be
willing to take the responsibility TO,
his good behavior If he is allowed to
remain. He ought to be relieved of
all political power and tolerated
there in a religid is capacity only
Certainly the United States should
not be remotely expo cted to main
tain garrisons in Constantinople for
the sake Of safeguarding the head OF
the Mohammedan church or the
colonial interests of the British En- .
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

The United states Grain Corporation
announces that II purchased this week
67S.78 barrels of wheat flour OF all
grades at prices ranging from $3.50 to
t10.lS.-News Despatch.
Glad to know the grain corpora
ton can do it. wish We could.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01
E. j. Roberts. d. D. s.
DENTISTRY
TELEPHONE Call 5s7.w
jan12, mon-wed,tf
Railroads and Steamboats,
UNITED l: D. STATES aAlLRoA6 ADMINISTRATOR
wAtkeA D. HINES. Director General Of Rsi,ssfs
MAINE CENTRAL nAiino:n
Trains leaya Aunus4.

CORRECTED TO SEPTEMBER "a ia,
Philadelphia and Washington A. e,s
4 41 :, tuesday \, and Thursday, Sunday A.
New New York, 1918 pm, $40 I'm. Fer
an q 1e.l6 Am. 1886 am, il0ii n M ~
9 Oily 6lS p.m.), 1865 pm: South Isrl
tz4s pm. 1910 pm. f5.B p.S mn q a M r.
en- E =. 1895 en-. il6.11 a. m. i2.is De- 80
ss,p pm,. ff.0S pm. t5.l5 pm. IA *
En- Rm. '1o.55 PM: HALLOWEEN "a K . 80 n
,S. 50 aisn,Y llon am, f2is pm. fios
pm. ,ssN pm. t4.os, IS. pm. is il siGSs
I'm: Montreal and Quebec isis an ma
q Foaarcmingtoh els am; Bath, f6.b a m,
TO, TO I'M. TAOS p.m.. 1855 pm: Lewis.
1 Ls,4S Pm. 4.@ pm. 'io55 pm: ROCK.
i Ws1a r615 am. 1885 am, f4.ds pm;
a. 'sfE''e and H .sss s T." !,
z tas' Rissstss sS7 ss;;. Rn s.asss; ;
and St JoR1p tiH x r Rs = aaiita a,
Harbor $3.50 am. tuntii oct. 81. "
M fl2;S0 pm, Calaib and PASSPORT y 81
f15s pm; Belfast 1850 am, t2ss 1'm.:
croft i1.M am, .t2.63 pm.
Fuiiman Passengers. only west Of
portland. Discontinued after 0ctobSr
.s Dsny except Sundays. SDaiiy.
ssundays only. fDaily except Mondays.
p: e. DOUGLASS Federal Manaser
M. u. HARRIS. General Pass ASent
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

Since his fiivver has done much to
profitable. It Is no friofe than right for
Mr.: Ford to devise q type OF street car
that can compete with his autg.=Best6h
Transcript.
Looks like imam bidding against
himself, bat we bet Oh Henry to make
money out Of 1t either way.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

"Some men is SO tremendous polite.
no matter whut happens" said thtle
Ebert dat dey kinder gives YOU de
rHtirn dat rt,ebbs dey's jes' little
hit dAcAitfills'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

The machine gun companies Of the
18th Infantry, arrived in New York
on September 4, on the transport
Mobile.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

rev. FIR. EI0l6hah. who has beeh 1t
tbs Sacred Heart Parish in Port
land. has been assigned as assistant
to Rev. Timothy P. binehan at St.
Mary's church, Biddeford. He will
take the place Of Rev. James F. Say
age. who has been transferred to
VIM, Me.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

Packers HaC OUTSIDE Grip. Afieatlint.
Whatever that means. They seem
to have the inside grip too, ana b6tK
are packed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01
lnsIey Jewstt, Wsstbrook, KjII1d

'ns'ey Jewett, Wsstbrook, EilI1d
lnsley Jewett, aeee az. was killed
IN the boiler room of the 8. u. War
rem Co. at Westbrook Monday morn
ing by q heavy iron bolt which hit
him in the temple. Mr.. Jewett is
survived by q wife and three eifiI-
dren.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

Miss Louise B. Powers. for the past
year and a half home service Red
Cross secretary in Portland, will
leave Wednesday for Boston to join
the New England divisional staff.
She is a native Of Massachusetts and
a Radcliffe graduate.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01
This weak,
NERVOUS MOTHER
TELLS How Lydia z. pin'<hana's Veg
stabIe Compound Restored Her
T. Health

Philadelphia, PAT was very
weak, always tired, my, back ached.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

With Myrna Sharlow, prima donna
Of the Chicago Opera Company. Al.
bert Lindquist. the Swedish tenor.
and Paul Shirley of the Boston
Symphony Orchestra as the artists,
a testimonial concert was given
in City hall, Portland, Monday
night as farewell to Will c.
MacFarlane. retiring municipal or
ganist. There were selections by
the Portland Mems Singing Club,
with which Mr.. MacFarlane had been
associated as accompanied since it's
organization. The concert was large
~ attended and there were formal
expressions of regret at Mr.. MacFar-
lanes departure from Portland.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01
Eastern Steamship Lines, Inc.
Boston and Portland Linz
8. 8. RANSOM q. FULLER

Freight and Passenger Service
Leave Portland, Franklin wharf.
MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS anu
FRIDAYS at 7.s0 p. NJ. for Boston.
Returh-Leave Boston, Central
Wharf. TUESDAYS. THURSDAYS
and SATURDAYS at 6 r. NJ.
BATH = poorhsAv LINE
Service discontinued for the season
n. A. HARDEN. supt., Bath. Me-
n: a. CLAY. Subt.. Portland. Ne.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

with the commander-in- chief OF the
American Expeditionary Force.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

The Mt. Desert summer resort of
Seal Harbor will undergo an impor-
tant transformation before the people
come back for next season. A new
park will be built clearing d large
stretch Of shore property acquired
by John b. Rockefeller, Jr.. Quite a
stable hotel is being razed and sew
eral stores will be moved. This will
give a clear vieW " wide expanse
Of sea. and add greatly to the beauty
OF the resort.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

U.o.G!C. MORRILL, COMMANDERY
No. ID, U. Q. G. c. Regular meetinso
second and fourth Tuesday evenings II
$50 ooIock at Golden Cross hall.
c. H. LEIGHTON, N. g.
w. q. CLOUGH, F. K. r.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

KNIGHTS OF THE MACCABEES
Kennebec Tent No. u. meets. in Ma.
cabees HALL (the former Elks Club quar-
ters, Water ST., on second and fourth
Londay of each month at 7.3O.
HERBERT A. FOLSOM. Com.
WIN. =. CROSS. r. K.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

Tie moon will in October have five
changes, it being the third month
this year that will see the same per-
Torrance, the others having been
January and March. The first
change will be on Oct. 2, the first
quarter at 3.37 A.. M. in the north
west.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

LoMeAF0 CAMP. 2751, HoYAL
Neghho6 OF America. Meetings Sec
ond and Fourth Friday evenings of each
month At g.. A. r. hall.
MRS BERTHA NJ. OVERLOOK. O.
MRS fALICE NJ. PINKHAM, Rec.
3u1 mon <ked fri Tyre
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

Only twelve more paydays before
Christmas and you might as we'll be-
gin saving your odd change for your
income tax. which will closely follow
the HOLIDAYS.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

AUGUSTA CAMP NO: 74o6 M.W.A.
Regular meeting second and fourth
Monday of each nont9 At 2 \: r; hall
BERT L. NICHOLAS. Clerk,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1919-10-01

En1mofis Casey OF Watefyille
3aeSed Sunday with relatives and
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-06-04
MACCABEES OPEN
CONVENTION TODAY
Reception Will Be Held Tonight
in Honor Of Founder, Miss
Bina M. West

Delegates from all parts of this state
will attend the quadrennial convention
of the Woman's Benefit Association of
the Maccabees to be held in the Hotel
Walton today and tomorrow. The ses-
sions will be directed by Miss Nellie
Lounsbury, of Warren, state chairman.
A reception will be held this evening
in honor of Miss Bina NJ. West, of Port
Huron, Mich, founder and supreme
leader of the association. Miss West is
one of the leading women fraternalists
in this country.
During the convention delegates will
be appointed to represent the state as
sociation at the supreme review" to
be held at Port Huron in July under
direction of Miss West.
The committee in charge of the con.
vention includes Supreme Chaplain
Miss Minnie e. Burgin, chairman, as
sisted by the commanders of the vari-
Gus associations in this city, Mrs. Cora
Emery, Mrs. F. M. Helms, Mrs. Geor-
gianna England, Mrs. Carrie Posern,
Miss Lena Sechrist, Mrs. Hanna Binck-
ley, Mrs. Louisa NJ. Jones, Mrs. Mary
Crouch and Mrs. Marian Nicholson.
Pennsylvania has the record Of being
the leading state in the woman's bene-
fit phase of Maccabee work for the
year.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-06-04
ECKLEYB. COKE OBEMARRLED
THIS EVENING IN SAVANNAH
Number OF Phadelphians Go to Georgia attend Marriage
of Miss Mary Parsons O,Uens-Many June Weddings

A very interesting wedding will take
place this evening in Savannah, Ga,
when Miss Mary Parsons Owens, daugh
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. George w. Owens,
of Savannah. will become the bride of
Mr.. Eckley Brinton Coke, son of Mr..
and Mrs. Charles f. Coke. Of Malvern.
The. ceremony will be performed ut 9
o'clock in Christ Episcopal Church and
will be followed by reception.
The bride will be attended by her sis
ter. Mrs. William johnson, as matron
of honor. and the bridesmaids will in =
clude Miss Margaret Ellis, Miss Sylvia
Smith and Mrs. Ambrose Gordon, of
Savannah, and Miss Jane Gordon Coke.
sister of the bridegroom. Mr.. L. Cor =
don Slutz, of New York, will be best
man, and the ushers will be Mr.. Alex
ander II. McIanahan, Mr.. Emile G.
Geyelin. Mr.. Robert Toland, I'd, Mr..
F.. G.. Stevens, II. II. Siner. Jr., of New
York; Mr.. r. Norris Williams, I'd, OF
Boston; Mr.. w. w. Gordon, Jr., OF
Savannah; Mr.. F. c. Cory, of Mont
pelier, VT, and Mr.. Owens, Of Savan-
nah.
Among those who went to Savannah
from this city to attend the wedding are
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles f. Coke, Mr..
and Mrs. Henry Brinton Coke, Mrs. w.
Standley Stokes. Miss Catherine Coke
and Mr.. and Mrs. Alexander Brown
Coke.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-06-04
Defends ukralnlsns

To the Editor Of the Evening Prbfto Lsdoer:
Sir--With greatest pleasure am
reading every day your estimable paper.
because here I find some news about
Ukrainians, which interest me much.
In the article "war on Ukrainians,
Only with Candits." the correspondent
Of the Associated Press interviewed Mr.
Paderewski the Polish premier. Mr..
Paderewsh is quoted as saying regard
ing violation Of Ukrainian armistice.
Polish government did not violate the
Ukrainiau armistice, attacking in east
ern Galicia, because we signed armistice
with Petlura's Government, which is the
real Ukraine Government and has no
connection with Ukrainian Candits In
Galicia, who had been attacking us and
had to be suppressed"
must confess was surprised. 1t Is
obvious, Mr.. Paderewski wished to lead
into error the public opinion of the U.
s. about the true eastern Galicia stu
alton, which is as follows: After the
Austrian collapse last fall. the Ukfain :
ians, which constituted IS per cent Of
all population in eastern Galicia, ac-
cording to the principle of self -determi-
nation, established their own republic as
West Ukraine. But on January @,
1919, the government Of West Ukraine
proclaimed union with the Ukraine Of
Russia, headed by Petlura's Govern
ment and since that time Petlura's Gov
ernment executed power in both parts Of
Ukraine. Mr.. Paderewski's statement,
that the Polish Government did not
violate Ukrainian armistice. aimed at
justification of Polish aggression against
the Ukrainians. Mr.. Paderewski calls
four million Ukrainians in eastern Ca
licia Candits because they are striving
for freedom and he wants them subju-
gated at any cost. If he succeeds. there
will never be peace in that part Of Eu
rope, and the Ukrainians of eastern
Galicia will never cease fighting until
they will be free. Rather they will die
than bear the hatred Polish yoke.
REV. ANTHONY LOTOURYCZ,
Allentown, Pa, May 81.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-06-04
DANCING IS FINE, BUT
huff, CRY A. {. F.. GIRLS
PhiIa. Y. w. c. A. Worker Does
Not Want to See Waxed Floor
Again for Twenty Years

81 am so tired. When I set home
shall never dance again; not for twenty
years."
Miss Marjorie Persons, Philadel-
phian, who was for two years secretary
for the East Central field committee of
the Young Women's Christian Associa =
ton, G30 Witherspoon Building. voiced
the sentiment which animates virtually
every woman war worker in France
these days, in letter sent recently to
Miss Esther Hawes. field executive.
Miss Persons is now with the signal
corps at Treves. Germany, in a house
which the United States Government
has taken over for the Y. W. G. A., a
building equipped completely with linen,
silver and four maids.
Life is indeed very pleasant in the
army of occupation Miss Persons
writes, "and l can't yet believe that /
am in Germany: but yes, there arc
times, too. have been trying for two
days to get baked potatoes, and appar-
emily I will have to show the German
servants how to do them
Miss Persons met General Pershing
when he reviewed the troops at Treves,
and during one of her trips to Paris en-
countered Admiral and Mrs. Benson,
who formerly lived in this city. Thank
goodness we are going to stay home to =
night" Miss Persons writes fervently.
81 have been to three dances already
this week. am going to cut out Off
GER dances and just go to the enlisted
mems. I almost feel as though I'd
never want to see men or hear dance
music again.
Her sentiment is that of all the
American girls who have been caught in
the dancing mania" of Europe. All
over France there are slender brown
figures dancing.
1t is a natural reaction after the ex-
cessive strain of the war. and so the
girls must dance too. None of them
signed up for such overseas service.
But the girl who can't do it, might as
well be back home.