The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-11-25

Since the dancing masters nave declared
/ against the shmmio, the k G Star h curious
TO know what they have selected Az substitute.
The indianapolis News notes that the man
who used 10 wander out between acts to get "A
drink nos goes out 10 see II his auto In sull
1 there.
The wichita Eagle believes the most i'm
portint feature OF the Cummings banquet in
Oklahofns city was the speech Cam Russell was
asked not To make,
The Ada News wonders II J. Ham Lewis and
J. Ardmorc Reed had anything TO do with
persuadinE J. Elmer Thomas 10 throw tho
=" into the discard
"nil Dingley has again lost faith In investigat-
ing committees None Of the expert inyesti-
gators have been able to satisfactorily explain
the shortage OF sugar.
As nung subject for - harvest song the
Uristow Record selects the following: An dn-
dian named Littlr Bear married girl named
Ilg Mosquito near Bristow
In this scnson for acknowledging gratitude.
can say with truth and sincerity ihat the
thing We are most thankful for is that have
never been stung with the aviation bug,
A. any ratio It may be- said that "scoot" Ferris
has been IN congress long enough TO learn how
20 evade the postal regulations and advertise
his political ambitions through the franklng
privilege"
II is understood that yscoot' Ferris Is making
Rn effort 10 secure Biu Carlisle as a press agent
Hr also wants to get onto Bilfs system which
permits him 10 be In several different places at
The snmr time.
The Ada News having Secretary Baker in
mind SAVE Treating 4 delinquent soldier like
a tron and a conscientious objector like a prince
OF the realm Is not first class preparation for "A
political campaign"
New York scientist now gets into print by
declaring that the sun Is nothing but a. mirage
This scientist will have hard time convincing
th'S coyum that tho sun Is merely an optical
effect along in July and August
okmulgee has undertaken to guard the health
or that city by adopting an ordinance requiring !
every person engaged In the handling OF serving /
~ food to have a health certificate okmulgre |
presents this as substitute for hysieSc |
marriages
Tho Ironton ,ohio) standard q persistent
advocate Of good roads" has this to say. Yes
tcrday We met a young lady with red streak |
reaching half way from the corner OF her mouth |
20 her ear. We have an idea that her young |
man skldded on the red greas" paint she uses |
on h'r lips
Evcr since President Wilson returned from |
his seat ot government In Paris he has talked |
much about going 10 the people for an endorse
mont ~ the league hut just soon ss Senator
Lodge says lets go Senator Hitchcock, speak |
Ing for the administration, begins TO hedge and |
declares that Lodge Is "A better politician than |
an American
SNAP shots from the Dallas News Further
more. II our hens don't begin producing pretty |
soon Wen eat their feed ourselves The OLD
woman who had Corus on her hands
now has granddaughter who's got them on
lcr toes Ii has lust about gotten 50 in this
'oun'rN thai n Girl asks "A young man TO tell !
lrr about The league Of nations he never calls
,t her house again. Tho main objection We have
20 thc Kind ~ cigars We smoke is that when they
.p' hot at one end they unravel IN the middle |
And shoes go much higher everybody will
'rvN the onc-lCECcd man. Mr. Prsyish saws !
hH' one reason why he Is GLAD the Prince Il
" wales has Fon" home is because Mrs peavish
NAY quit tslkinr about her British ancestor
Who would have been duke II he hadn't got
,LeJ