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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11

His married life is filed with woe,
He stays up late, does Glim;
And his wife sits up for him so
She can sit down on him.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11

Willie-Paw, what are The clrcum-
stances that alter cases?
Paw-Financial circumstances, my
son.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11
HuIli

Smith is a man Of pronounced
ideas, isn't he?" said Brown.
HE would be If he didn't mispro-
nounce them So" replied Jones.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11

Oh, JOY:
Some folks like TO waltz some PIE
fer the one-step, and others lh9
shimmy. But, be that as II may D"H
c. Music lives at Carthage AHU'
No Joke.
"In these proud days" said ola Man
Pike,
To Old Man Dock:
"The Dove of Peace is acting ike
A fighting cock"
"But when 1 think" said old man Lee,
"Of profiteers,
More like a magpie, sir, to me
That Bird appears.
Newark Advocate.
Alta Boyi
We have with us O King ana
Queen. also Ace Rickenbacker n
lack Dempsey. And Billie Wood sayt
hat If we only had g. ten-spot wa
would have a good hand.
He's an Old Pal.
Carrie Lee Patton Of
Tenn. is amazed that we should have
overlooked a sign she saw in Oakley
when she was visiting Cincinnati. me
sign reads:
"a. Good Plumber"
Five Bucks a Pint.
Col ding! Dad burn!
That city slicker
Sold me this durn
Cold tea for Ticker!
Luke McLuke.
Some copper orter
Drag him in,
He sold me water
Labeled gin.
Detroit Free Press.
Thank
Dear Luke: Your column Is a nom
est-to-goodness gloom dispenser,
Thanks for it.-C. K, Milwaukee.
Names Is Names.
White Moss lives in Middlesboro.
Kentucky.
Our Daily Special
It Would Help Some If The Honey
moon Lasted AS Long AS The Trous-
a
Luke McLuke Says.
Funny how the mar who wants tno
front row when he goes to the Thea
ire is satisfied with the rear row When
he goes to church.
When a woman gives a hen party
she doesn't care how the food tastes
as long as it looks pretty when she
serves 1t.
When an American makes a few
million dollars he has a family crest
manufactured to order. And a lot of
the crests should bear o Pick n
Shovel rampant OF a Wash Tub
couchant.
A fsherman's idea of Utopia would
O. place where the Bass are as
eager to bite as are the Mosquitoes.
It is remarkable how much pa
q man can have with a woman
if he isn't married to her.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11
SCIATIC PAINS
QUICKLY RELIEVED
Keep Sloan's, the World's Lini-
ment handy to allay aches

ment handy 20 aIIay hches
THOUSANDS of men and women,
when the least little rheumatic
"crick" assails them, have Sloan's
Liniment handy to knock 1t out.
Popular a third Of q century ago - tar
more popular today.
That's because It Is 30 wonderfully
helpful In relieving all external aches
and pains - ciatica, lumbago, neural
gia, overstrained muscles, stiff joints,
weather exposure results. A little b
all that 70 necessary, for It soon psns-
tYafss uithoat Rubbing to the sor spot,
Leaves no muss, stained sAin, clogged
pores. A bottle today Is a wise pre-
caution. Keep It handy.
All druggists-35c., Zoe, $40.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11
Them was the Happy Days.


ADVICE.
Said young Chauffeur Bright,
To old MI. Hutch:
BE sure you are right,
Then let in the clutch"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11
AM. GWani

Half-hearted kicks are worse than
none,
They do not help q doggone bit;
If you must make a kick my son
Then throw your whole sole into 1t.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11
Attn Bow

Alta BOyI
We nave with us O King n
Queen, also Ace Rickenbacker ana
Jack Dempsey. And Billie WOOD sayt
that If we only had q ten-spot wa
would have q good hand.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11
He's an Old Pal.

He's an Old Pal.
Carrie Lee Patton of
Tenn, is amazed that we should naVe
overlooked a sign she saw in Oakley
when she was visiting Cincinnati. The
sign reads:
"A. Good Plumber"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11

It Would Help Some II Honey
moon Lasted AS Long AS The Trous
seau.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11

Regular Birds.
Crow, Pidgeon and Bird are the
crew of an l.. & N. passenger
operating on the Kentucky di-
And believe us, they fly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11
Our Daily Special.

White Moss lives IN MlddIesboIo
Kentucky.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11

Some towns have better thorough
fares han others. But what we start
I'D to say was hat Elwood Street lives
in Louisville, KY, n Hattie Alley
lives in Lexington, Ky.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-11

oh, JOY:
cor,A folks IKE TO waltz, some pre-
oo 4he ons-step' and others like to
shimmy. But, be that as it may Ian
G. Music lives at Carthage lnd'
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
EPISCOPAL CHURCH SERVICES.

Services next Sunday morning at the Church of the Epiphany will be conducted by The Right Rev. J. w. Atwood, Bishop of Arizona. These services will include the observance of the rites of baptism and confirma- tion. To all our communicants and friends and to the public in general is extended cordial invitation to be present at this service.
 At the hour of 9:45 Sunday morn ing one of the special features of the Sunday school will be the formation of an adult Bible class conducted by Rev. Mir. Moore. The teacher will present course of lesson lectures on "The Books of the Bible," the lecture next Sunday morning being on the book of Genesis. Each Sunday morn- ing different book will be treated, These lectures will endeavor to pre- sent in concise form up-to-date infor- mation on the authorship, historical perspective, contents, interpretation, and relation of each of the books of the Bible to the other books and to contemporary literature. At the close of each lecture, opportunity will be given for any questions to be asked Everyone of any church or no church at all is cordially invited to join this class.
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
PRESENTS A RELIC
 TO GOVERNOR CAMPBELL

Following the reading of the mes sage of Governor Campbell at the joint session of the legislature We'd nesday afternoon, President A. A. Johns of the senate, in a neat speech, presented to the governor a gavel made from a doorsill of the old hut at Prescott, the first home of the ter ritorial government. Around this door sill," said the president, "the gov ernor played as a boy"
 Speaking in behalf of himself and the other representatives from Yav- apai, and four other former residents of that county who are now repre- senting other counties in the legisla- ture on the democratic side, the pres ident paid tribute to the cleanliness of Governor Campbell as boy and his honor and uprightness as a man.
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
BOYs CONFEss THIEyINC

Four boys, residents of the city, have been arrested by town officials, charged with burglary. They were, it is alleged, caught with the goods and have confessed to the robbery of the Union Oil Co.,, the Standard Oil Co.,, Wesley's blacksmith shop, and Vii, liams' grocery store. They apparent ly range in age from 12 to IF years and from their confession, it can be argued that they have had a large part in the epidemic of thievery that has swept over the town. These ar rests,. coupled with other recent ones by the officers, probably mean an end to police worries, for time, anyway.
 The boys had in their possession several punches of skeleton keys. It was by their use that they entered the Williams grocery store. They sue ceeded in getting there quite a few dollars in small change from the till.
 Several pieces of jewelry and few tools have been traced and recovered by the police.
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
INJURED BY
 FLYING BELT

Marion Rodriguez, carpenter for the Flagstaff Lumber company, was seriously injured last Monday while engaged in his work at the mill. The accident was caused by a flying belt that had slipped off and hit Rodri- guez, causing him to fall a considera- ble distance to the floor. He was un- conscious for a number of hours after being taken to the Milton hospital and his condition was precarious for a time. Fortunately he is now better than he has been since the accident and without complication should soon get back to his normal health.
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
SPRING IS HERE!

The Gassman Cleaning Works are on hand already with their line of new spring woolens for spring wear. As U. S. Weather Observer George Harrington tells us the winter is wan ing, Gassman's new. materials come just in time. His new samples show a mighty pleasing variety of color and weave, and the line as whole is sur prising in its excellence during these times. Mr. Gassman has, for the added convenience of his patrons, add ed to his stock the tailoring line of Lamm X Co.,, of Chicago, He is not changing from his old line that has given such universal satisfaction but simply trying to give his customers a wider range of selection.
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
YOUTHFUL OFFENDERS
 ARE UP FOR TRIAL

The youthful offenders who have confessed to various petty robberies around town seemed to have made a good many hauls while they were at work. The officials have recovered revolvers, jewelry, files, various other tools and money in different denomi- nations. Three of them had horses, saddles and clothes ready to leave for other parts when they were appre- hended by the police. It was to get some funds for the trip that they en- tered Williams store on Aspen ave nue. They have been up before Judge J. E. Jones who now has the cases un- der advisement and will dispose of them in few days.
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
Arizona's Best Known Booster.

Rev. Father c. P. Vabre of Flag staff, who is one of Arizona's most progressive citizens and a consistent and persistent advocate of good roads, was in town Wednesday and attended the meeting of the chamber ct com merce. Fathar VaErn is an old friend Of l.. E. -Hobrook Tribune.
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
MISS PAXTON ACTING
 POSTMASTER TEMPORARILY Y

Following the sad death of post master Frank Noble, Miss Lutie Paxton has taken over the duties of that position. It seems likely that she will fill that position until new post master is appointed from Washington.
 Miss Paxton is qualified in every way to render the public efficient and courteous service. She has been in the local office for number of years and has the thorough knowledge of the detail work which is so necessary.
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
"TOM" POWELL HOME.

I. T. Powell, better known as "Tom" Powell, has returned from the north west where he has been working in the spruce division, getting out the timbers for our aircraft production. Tom enlisted about the middle of last year and was immediately sent to the state of Washington where he has been evef since. His family remained here during his absence.
 Mir. Powell, when he left, was sup erintendent of the Greenlaw Lumber company at Cliffs, and so somewhat familiar with his work when he sign
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
Join the Board of Trade

Beginning tomorrow the Flagstaff Board of Trade is ducng short campaign for members The object of asking join is not to get the annual dues while that important but to cenraze and enlarge all efforts leading toward better and greater city The active support you give worth than the dollars spend for membership Every ested in Flagstaff is eligible and the membership roll ought to include every adult person in the city.
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
FOREsTERS AT WILLIAMS.

John Keer, assistant district forest CT in grazing, Albuquerque; R. E. Marsh, forest supervisor, Flagstaff; James Girdner, forest examiner, Flag staff, and E. E. Miller, forest super visor, Prescott, met with the members of the local forest service in Williams, in conference, Wednesday and Thurs day.-Williams News.
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
Consideration.

Tommy Cat Red Cross concert)- "What's that man got his eyes shut for while he's singing?"
 Friend-"Because he can't bear to see us suffer-"
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24

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The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24

ed up with Uncle Sam. A great many friends are giving him the glad hand of welcome and congratulating him on his fine appearance. ..
The Coconino sun., 1919-01-24
Throw Auay Your Little Hammer

Crticise all you because sometimes will be right crticise helpful way Suggest the remedy for the evil Don't forget boost boost boost You boost better in crowd than you by of the purposes the Board of Trade.
 The Board of Trade the bandwagon leading the process sion but the motive power behind the whole show You benefit yourself and perform civic duty when you join it.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-24
The Dream Will Come True.

before photograph Of American soldiers
cemetery in France
many the markers
be plainly read.
lying there Of
either by their their parents birth
But they all Americans
Americans in spirit. least
They their here from lands of castles and kings
and small opportunity.
Many FROM injustice and oppression
and nations died that the oppression
might which their land Of promise
They the American spirit democracy, might become
worldwide
And now struggle they over, that
these boys shall not have died in vain
democracy, a has made
Ill akin in America
has intensified the democratic spirit within.
And going show of that spirit the
Of boyhe that showed with
ausehose boys Of all and nations
who lie in American cemeteries of France
consideration daily social and
business relation.
We u.s. Americans knowledge and of
institutions aid become better Americans by
will perfect democracythat the dreams
freedom Of which the world
centuries has vaguely vvdy dreamed will
of and who died that
shall not have died in vain
The Washington herald., 1919-06-24
OFFER TWENTY SITES
FOR NEW CITY CLUB

Twenty sites for the erection of
the proposed s1.ooo.ooo home for
the recently organized City Club al
ready are being considered by the
committee, OF which D. J. Callahan
Is chairman
The site committee held its first
formal meeting yestAsday. At which
II was decided to continue stSdy of
the. area In which the clubhouse 80
to be built and to meet again
within few days.
Preparations rapidly are being
completed for the big meeting to-
morrow night &, Rauscher's at
which the l20c members> of the
club will be given an opportunry :
to become better acquainted
The Washington herald., 1919-06-24
HOROSCOPE.
TUESDAY, JUNE "a. 1919.

Copyright. 1919 by the Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate.)
In the morning hours of this day
Venus and Mercury dominate for
good. according to astrology. In the
evening Jupiter is in benefic aspect
It Is an uncertain rule for women.
since matters that appear beneficial
in the morning may oe disappointing
in the afternoon.
The signs seem to indicate a gen.
eral upheaval in social conditions.
Girls will multiply in all-ousineSs and
commercial vocations. and American
customs will undergo great changes.
" the stars are read Alright.
Contracts, leases and agreements of
every sort are subject to favorable di-
rection. II signed this morning. and
they will be especially fortunate If
they concern women
Love letters should meet, with a
sympathetic response. il sent in the
morning Of this day. but later they
will be unlucky. in all probability.
The evening Is most auspicious for
meetings of influential men. Ban
quets. conferences and conventions
should be well directed bringing sue
cess to matters Of Importance.
NSaAH idA dIliOuulS U.
money are likely to be profitable, II
made after sundown while this con-
figuration prevails.
Recognition and honor for a turist
10 foreshadowed. There will be much
success and benefit for lawyers in the
next few weeks, especially those
whose concern is international law
This sway. which Is favorable to
farmers and gardeners. should be
especially good for melons. This year
all fruit that. grows on vines Is held
TO be under lucky stars.
According to ancient lore. this as
pect Is conducive to faithful service
on the part of women hired under IL.
II should be also exceedingly favor
able tor fishing.~
Persons whose birthdate It IL have
the augury of happy year marked
by fortunate changes and pleasant
travel Young women should be cir
cumspect.
Children born on this day are sup
posed to be clever. industrious and in
ventive These subjects Of Cancer
usually gain IN some public manner
and make fame for themselves
The Washington herald., 1919-06-24
PURELY PERSONAL

Deck Heights. Liberty and Thur
mont. The party will be enter
tanned by school friends Of Fred
erick alumnae.
Jacob Baker. OF Idaho. is in wash
ington for a few days prior 10 start
ing on a trip through the New Eng
land States.
Representative Will A. Ashbrook.
who has been living at the Congress
Hall Hotel. expects to leave satur-
day for Ohio.
Mrs. Charles A Mooney and
daughter. Isabel, who have been the
guests OF Representative Charles A.
Mooney. returned TO Cleveland yes
terday.
Charles F. Brine. secretary 20
Representative Mooney. who has
been in for several days. IS con-
valescent.
Mrs. Harry F. Candy and chill
dren have returned to South Da-
kota TO spend the summer. Repre-
sentative Candy Will remain in
Washington.
Herbert Jones, former Central
High School boy. il back in town.
following his graduation from
West Point. He expects shortly to
be sent oversees With his class
Lieut. Paul G. Busck, who gradu-
ated from Technical High School in
1916, has returned from France and
is now in New York City awaiting
discharge.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-24
THE PARAGRAPHER'S
NEWS VIEWS.

Tennessee proposes to make Elder
York Colopel. Sergeant is a
greater distinction in the South
Syracuse Post-Standard.
Economy of beef was a wartime
patriotism. 1t is. for most of the
American people. peace-time
health measure. And let the pack
ers sputter.-New York World.
As a cubist poet might phrase IL.
the yellow peril is Hiram Johnson's
bette noir.7New York Evening Post:
There are 5000 foreign missionaries
in China: but what a riot it would
start at Sacramento II China proposed
to send e.ooo missionaries to this coun-
try.-Los Angeles Times.
The girl who is reading her gradu-
ating essay these days is holding the
serious attention Of a bigger audi
ence than the insurrectionary Senators
in Washington who are trying 20
blockade where the girl is trying to
move forward. Moreover. pretty soon
the girl is going to vote on the SUBJ
JcCl, WHICH Is "Ol III -
Raleigh News and Observer.
Between chasing income tax dodE-
ers and moonshiners. Uncle Sam is
in for a big JOB. And OF the two
the former is the worse criminal
Baltimore American.
The scoundrel who sent Edith Ca
veil to her death is to be tried for
her murder. When he is convicted
will the mushy folk over here plead
for a suspended sentence?-Rochester
Herald
1t is amazing how suddenly the Ger
man people have acquired an apprecta-
ton of the Christian virtues of mercy
and Observation-Disclosures Sun.
Whatever else may be said OF the
alleged Reds who are planning a rev.
olution in the United States, it is a
reasonable assumption that they are
aliens and illiterates. for they are
planning their big enterprise for July
Fourth.-New York World.
The government mint is coming g.
ooo. 900 copper cents every day to meet
the demand for payment OF the lux
ury tax. and receiving them back by
that route almost as fast as they are
turned out. Why not abolish the lux
ury tax and avoid needless trouble by
keeping the coppers? Richmond
Times-Dispatch.
Mr.. Hoover now thinks there n food
enough in sight to meet the needs Of
the world: The only question remain
ing. therefore, is how to get it.-Kan-
sas City Star.
The rush. to ratify the Susan B.
Anthony amendment illustrates the
eagerness of the politicians to be right
at the head OF the procession. now
that the girls are going to have the
vote.-Boston Globe
The Washington herald., 1919-06-24

Press Of business generally crushes
some pleasurable avocation from the
life Of every successful man.
Music. with all of its kindred in
terests, is the price William Ga
baugh. lifelong resident in the Dis
trict and chairman of the member
ship committee of the Board of Trade
has had to pay for his enviable posi-
ton in Washington's business world.
William Clabaugh even today. he
admits, is almost as well known as q
musician and singer of talent as he
is in any of his other more recent
business ventures.
Mr.. Clabaugh was born al 1873
Fourteenth street northwest. and re-
members when the first bit of con-
crete was laid on Fourteenth street
and when the horse cars used to toil
up its uncertain incline.
At one, time he was in the choir OF
several Washington churches and was
a music teacher of note He has also
dabbled in amateur theatricals.
Today Mr.. Clabaugh is practicing
public accounting. He has been Sc
cretary and treasurer for the Dis
trict Title Insurance Company. vice
president OF the B. F. Saul Company
and president of the Society for Saw
inss and Loans.
He is particularly proud of his re-
lations with the Board Of Trade,
where he has been a member for
years. Besides being chairman of the
membership committee he is a men,
Der of the board of directors and the
executive committee
Mr.. Clabaugh is past master OF the
New Jerusalem Lodge F. "A. A. NJ.
and a member Of the Rotary and
City clubs.
He was born in 1877 and is married.
living at present in Somerset Md.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-24

Thomas L. Hardeston. OF the Patent
once. has returned from an automo-
bile trip to Atlantic City, ". j.,
where he spent several days.
port, Conn, is the guest of Mr.. and
Mrs. William A. Sweet of the Wyo-
mnig apartments.
Louis W. Edwards. of the Treasury
Department. has returned to his desk
after q short illness.
Malcolm H. Williams. OF TIE War
Department, and Edward T. Barnes.
of the Department Of Labor. are
spending their vacations at Frederick.
Nd.
Miss Clara S. Williams. OF the b.
reau Of War Risk Insurance, has re-
signed her position as typist-
Former Representative william d.
Charles, of Amsterdam. y. Y. is in
Washington on business.
e. J. Cooper and Arthur Chalmers.
pearl button manufacturers, are here
TO appear before the Ways and Means
Committee OF the House today
Their concern is the largest of its
type in the country.
Arthur Cole. OF Hulett. wyo.. is in
Washington with a view to entering
business In this city.
William J. Hendricks. Of 30 Fifth
street southeast. expects to leave
shortly on a trip to New York.
Mrs. Elizabeth G. Mcknight, ac-
companied by Mrs. George w.
Evans. Miss Mary Boyd and Mrs.
NJ. E. Huddleston. has left the city
on a motor trip to Frederick. Brad
The Washington herald., 1919-06-24
200 Negroes Aid Whites
In Southern Man Hunt

Laurel. Miss. June 2s.-Armed
posses of white men. hunting John
Hartfield, a negro. were augmented
today by 200 negro volunteers. The
search has continued for a week
with no results.
Hartfield is accused OF attempt
ing to assault a young white girl
near Ellisville.
One thousand men. with blood
hounds secured the county yester-
day without finding a trace of the
negro.