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MARRIAGE LICENSES.
WHITE

Edwin Elswnrth Mayhew. q. uf BladensbuIg
Md and Heleu Edith Royal. %. u this city
T1re Rev. Samuel r. Nioholss.
Charles PfirTs Ruby. "A. sDd Ezsie BnmeR
krap. %. oE this city. The Rev. II. SchroedeT
Herbert J. krase, 3. q this city. and Evelyn
Miles. a. Of La Gtangc, Ill The Rev. X. Ii
NHH@' pnIid Himmebisn. 70. Il Chicago. and Rhod.
Mautner. .. u this city. Tie Rev. Abrsn
Simon.
Adlai Morton Man. q. Of wIkesbarre. Pa
ard Yetts Brcz. %. Of this city Tie Rev
Abzm Simon.
John Lord McAIister. -. and lnez Vaughan,
q. brh Of Virginia The Rev. William A.
Hsegerty.
Everett Lyle Karr. q, and Emma J. Tfarers
Is. ~ this CITY. The Rev Howard r. Downs.
ThJmas Ashby Munft. n. and Alice virginia
james. lS both q Ep~orth. Va. The Rev.
william A Hapcrty
William H. Hn. 3. and Marion d. sher.
wood. 81. Of BsllstOu. Va. The Rev. William
A. Hssseuy.
George n. Norton, 2. and Alice NJ Ryan. q,
both of this city me ReT.John T. Briggs
George vatUutsus, q, and Jennie C. AlOupes.
Of Lynn. Mass The Rev. B. LSmbrides
French s. burst. "a, and Anna NJ. Frshley,
n. both a Counellsville. Pa The Rev. How.
Warren -Cook. >. and Viola Brooks. q, both
d Maryland. The Rev. C. Z Queen.
William Matthews, "A. Of Philadelphia. and
Mhry p. Page. Of Richmond The Ret Aduils
Sayles
Robert oooper. %, and chollOtte fuhrcu. a,
hn.h a this ctr. Ths Ret. John W. Mfnukc.
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Help Wanted-Male and Female.

WANTED-COLORED PREssER- AND
female tailor Apply n. LANDssIAN, Sol
y, Csptol 81 ocI2st
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PROF.. BELMONT

Noted Clairyoyant and Palmist, can read your
life by the lines in your palm. which are the
record Of your life. Being q graduate OF tao
colleges Of palmistry his wonderful gift d
second sight enables him to Hft the teil Of mys.
terry ard reveal to you important matters ol
your future life Gives advice on business mat
ters love. health and family Affairs: tells name
Il your future husband or wife; tells II one you
love is true false; what part OF the country ID
luckiest TO you. what to do 70 Be successful In
life; remotes troubles Of all nature; brings the
separated toeether; tells the secret Of haIini
personal influence with your associates Prof
Belmont 10 q Psychologist OF World Reuown
Readings. 81. 1915 New York ave. NV. nexi
door to Masonic Temple
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Special Readings, $l.OO
~ 4 st NV. "a
MADAME PARKER

GIFTED CLAIRvOYANI AND MEDIUM.
u you are sotns TO seek sdvice or help, why
not consult one who is well known one rho &
here perrnsnentlyi She eau tell you II the ons
you love Is trus OF faIse and tell you how t0
win and hold the c1e Of your choice; tell, you
what business and what part of the world il
most lucky for you and advises you how to gain
and hold 9 good position, she brings the SEP
aratsd together; makes happiness between man
and wife. Can tel you If anybody has put bad
luck or evil influence on you and she can tel
you how to take It OF. Can tell you the csus.
NJ your troubles and Low to avoid them Can
adrise you ir divorce cases: when to speculate
and where to locate This lady doe, not tel
to please you. but gives Jnly truthful sdric, yc1
csn depend on. Do not become discouraged "a
you have seen others anu they have failed "a
help you. MADAM PARKER will shos you q
way. Satisfaction or no charges.
READINGS, $40
III q. nv. between l2th and lSh sts CpSairZ
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- "a. AVE-. wv
Mrs. BOSWELL,
PIANIST AND CLAIRyoYANr.

FhbMI5T MD CLaIHVU1NNT
Gives advice on business matters love health
and family Affairs; tells If the one you love is
true or false. what part Of the country Is luck
lest TO you. Whist TO do to be successful in life
Gives you dates and facts tells you what has
passed in life. and what Ia happening without
asking a single question She does not tell to
please. but reads Just as the hands indicate:
tells you the planets You were born under. the
lucky and unlucky planets: when and whom sou
will marry: settles snd explains love, family
trouble. marriage. divorce health. speculations,
investments. transactions Of an kinds In fact,
no matter what your hope fear or ambition.
come to this noted pslmist and find help. There
Is no use for anyone 10 he unsuccessful or un-
happy. No matter what the cause her advice re.
moves an trouble. She guarantees satisfaction.
Readings Sl!oo. 10 7th st. NV, between g and
ii SITS. ocl97t
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BIRTHS REPORTED.

WHITE
GerSe y. and Freda : West. boy.
Josrph +. and Myrtle Swetman. boy.
Paul and jacobson Sieinkuller, hoy.
Thomas A. and Jesse RObertSon. 10y
Earl u and Myrtle Parrish. girl
Thomas r and Ruth 4 Owens. hoy.
Orestirs W and Nellie " Orndcrf. girl
Frank e and Flora q. Miller. Eirl.
Richard c. and Mildred NJ. johnson. ErL
Joseph u and Josephine Gatti, boy
Jacob and Toby Cohen, boy.
SIiro and Elsie Il. C7laconss, gifl.
Gurtldn and Grace V. Barthclouew. Sri
COLOREU.
Oliver n and EhLaheth N. Proctor. girl
WHIST and Regina Mason. twins. bo,s,
Jafnes n and hnnie johnson rirl.
DdWard and LILLIAN Harris. boy.
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DEATHS REPORTED
MHITE-

WHITE
French Thompson. & years St.t EIisbeth'
Hospital
George Hardy. G.. ti ST NV.
David L. Stetens. ~. Tuberculosis HuspstAl.
David ZoIAi. Il. Nat Tanning School.
Milton G. NSlIey. {. COO Florence 81. ne
Inf Of Thomas and Ruth Owens hours. Sib
ley Hospital
CuLORED.
Anns Bsswe'I -. Tuberculosis Hospital
CharIes Ioucs. ls Freeimeu's Hospital
sarah Cavalia, q. a. y 4. nv.
John A. Reynolds. q. st. Elizsbeth's Hosp,
Curinine Williams. - mon. ChiIdren's HosIi
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MADAM EPPY.

EG1P1IAN PbLMIST.
nesds your life from cradle to gr.ts; ber GOV.
srs are wonderful; indhputabie advice; clear IN
formation concerning lo.e. courtship marrisss
and divorce; both rich and poor tnd counsel
Sd1ally beneficial snd interesting; you are wisss
afd happier after consulting hef: satisfaction
suAsanteed' permanently locatrt; hours, D q a
10 p a
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SPECIAL NOTICE.

WELL.-wE ARE NOT SURPRISED AT
events. and As We know that prices would o
up We raised our own figures that even surprised
rs, but the cash stays with you and we buy
all the ladies' and mems worn clothing Call
Main AS JUSTH'S OLD STAND. eI9 D.
oc3tlt
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MADAME ALLEN
WORLDS GREATEST PALMIsT AND
CIAIRyOYANT

WORLDS GREATEST PALMISr AND
CLAIRYOYANT.
Guarantees to read your entire life. past. pres.
ent and future; Gives true advice on business.
love. and health. and family afairs; tells the
name Of your future husband or wife, and What
to do to be q seecess In life: tells you what
business is most lucky for you and what part ol
the world win be more successful for you; ad.
vises Low to gain and hold q good position: she
tells il the one you love Is true false. and
causes SPEEDY marriage with the one Of you
choice; bfines the separIted together: makes
happiness between man and wife; she tells you
the secrets Of being hsppy and successful in any.
thing you take in hand: her advice VIII remove
an obstacles and evil inference. One visit "a
Madam Alien will repay you for disappointment
in oil Others; satisfaction guaranteed OF No
charge.
Special Readings. $l.00
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IIe Nv!neh VIC are " trouble and doubt concernmg
"n,ch sep 20 take in life to better themselyea
beI9.e 2 .nnoertakins anything Of suy importance,
sdnee. In tine, Often saves much anxiety and
trouble Consult her today. Tomorrow may be
Business and Mining Ventures. No one in tro,.
ne tgrntd s~ay. Sees every one. llI3 ilth a.
rw. Ofice hours a. m tn ep m
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PALMISTRl.
PIZPAII HnQN

dreds vidt this remarkable woman daily CEN
plete readings with accurate descriptions Of vhst
ycur hand fcretells only ST. deception parior ,..
eorner ot sth and Nv Enu.,ce eh st
Hour. 10 q N. to D. N teAA
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NINE. JEANET
pALNIsT CLAIRVOYAyT

Gusfsntets to rad your entire hfe past, pres
snt and iuturs. She asks no Questions, but -
fore you uttsf void she tells what ycu esled
fot. names II fhsnds enemies: tsIk hov y
gain success in business. health. comtship. mar.
rtsse. divorce tells you Whist part Of the world
viii Be succss3l fsr yoai advises bow TO Sain
md hold . good poeition; she tefls II the one
Iou love s true or false Ar you In troubiei
Do you IND the one you hsve BESTOWED youf
trust and Affection upon syting TOOL and In
different toward youi She vfp remo,s ail Oh
stacles and tell you how t. win and hold ths
one you eeslre She rcnites tie sepsrs.ed, 10
tates aosept friends or felatires Resdinzs n.oa
p SEVENTH STREET NORTHWEST.
P:rau PariRA Opp saks q Oa
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WANTED-APARTMENT

APARTMENT. FOUR TO SIX ROOMS; GAS
and bath; Eive fun particulars and price Ad-
dress BOX 80. Herald Office. oco4#
FOUR-ROOM APARTMENT WITH BATH
and kitchenette: state location and price
BOX 80 Herald office ocaIH
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MADAM LENORE

Gifted ciairvoyant and medium. can b con.
suited on all Affairs Of life. Where othefs fail,
shs succeeds Her advice Is good. try her. No
guess work or questions asked; what she sees
and tells comes true. Satisfaction guaranteed
Office 72l llth st. nv. two doors north of Palais
Royal store. Hour II a. N. 70 .. m. Oc90tf
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PSYCHOLOGISTS.
NINE, SHERA,

lhfeDologist and Busi.
nesS adviser, gives Truth.
fM advice on all affaits
Of lie.
She was born with
strange and remarkable
powef-puwer not meant
patify the idle Gu
nos. but to dIrect, ad-
wise and help men ANN
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MADAM STANLEY. ROYAL GYPSY
Palmist, reads your hand like an
open book: satisfaction guaranteed.
Give her a call at 740 9th st. NV,
formerly at 1871 II e.. ne.
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SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES

FORD TOURING CAR FOR SALE: FIRST
class condition. M 4. NJ. ogoa
SHORT BUSINESS AND CIVIL SERVICE
courses individual instruction start any hour.
any day; TO O'Clock courses THE Drill
LERY. Pope Building. si7 18th a.. NV. Twenty
Ave yezrs Of success. Phone Main zos
oc3.la9
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FARMS WANTED.

wANTED-sMALL VIRGINIA. FARM;
about S.To; will give good notes. stock and
snail amount cash. BOX sa5. Herald Office.
oc2S3t
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DIED.

CAREW.-Departed this life on We'd
nesday. October -. 1919. at $40
y. m. at his residence. IA Harvard
street northwest. BOLTON A.
CAREW. beloved and devoted son
of Joanna and the late Albert J.
CareW.
Funeral services will he held at st.
Paurs Episcopal Church. Rock
Creek Cemetery. Saturday. october
-. y. m. Relatives and friends
invited.
DCNKLEY.-Diedo on October %. 1879,
at p. m. ANNIE L. DUNkLEY
(nee ValentineD. beloved wife OF
William Dunkley. OF 1S0S Olive
street northeast
Funeral services will be held Satur-
day. October IS. at / p. m. at the
family residence. lJ0s Olive street
northeast Rev. Harvey will con-
duct the services and interment
will be at Cedar Hill Cemetery.
Cumberland, Md. and McKees-
port. Pa. papers please copyD
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COUNTRY HOME,

FINE COUNTRY RESIDENCE; DEsIR1fsLE
for sanitarium educational institutioL-
BOX 10. Herah Office ocStf
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cLAIRvoYANTs.
Liesset5 !, iHe psuic, n o,ssi.s
WHAT SHOULD / DOp
MADAM RUTH
MADAM D,ASHMAN
Phrenolons

0ypeU CfAlfvogant
Ard osrd fssoeri sdvses given % buansS
marfiass and eivorce, tnis woman has rs>6
for many people In many countries. He<
predictions are rehabls In q st., carn~
18th arll-yk
MANHATTAN. TIE FAMOUS CLATRvoYAN1
AND PALNfIsT.
RoUm 9. ss5 II 81. nv. No sign on door.
Hours. 9 4 10. to p m,
No matter what your troubles are you Away
Get satisfied ocJ-It
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BORN.

MI UEHLEISEN.- To Mr.. and Mrs. J
4. Muehleisen, on Tuesday. october
y, 1919. a son. J. A Muehleisen, Dr.
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WANTED-HOUSES

WANTED-HOUSE. SIX OR EIGHT ROOMS
with gas and bath; give full particulars and
price per month. Address BOX sl. Herald Of.
fee or9s-N
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BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENTS.
MIRRORS REPAIRED.
MONEY TO LOAN.

S.ooe TO LOAN ON FIRST DEED OF
trust ID. C. property. I. g. THORNE CON.
PANY. lOl5 18th st. nv. ocle3t
MONEY TO LUAN-sao TO $4,000 or D. c.
real estate. Several trust funds All trans
sctinns conducted With economical Consideration
for borruwers
WM. n. SAUNDERS CO..
Southern Building, S7 18th 1t. NV
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FURNISHED ROOMS FOR REM

\ NICE FURNISHED FRONT ROOM FOR
Jewish gentIeman for rent H2 H St NV.
]. l.. SCHWARTZ oc2+r
nH sth ST. Nw.-LARGE FRONT BASE
mert room. with use Of Kitchen: suitable for
three persons; light housekeeping; also one other
large roorn ocyA
loi5 18th ST. Nw-LARGE COMFORTABLE
cesn rooms with board: refined couples de-
sired; erntral location; pleasant Surroundings.
nc1l
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" 4 NTED-TO EXCHANGE REAUTfRL
upright French Krer piano; used eleven
rnonths. for suburban building lut Phone
North 5Sl eTN
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HELP WANTED-fEMALE.

STENOGRAPHER-FE ONE WITH
lumber experience preferred: excellent salary
tempOrary; give fun information. BOX Isl.
Herald office oeIs7t
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FOR SALE-SUBURBAN.

Mt. RAINER%TwO DESIRABLE LOTS FAG
ing two streets; sewer, water. gas and elec-
trcity; price reasonable. CHAS y. TILP. sos
9Th st nv. ocn-7t
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WANTED-Situations-MaIe

%HAUFFEUR. WHITE. DESIRES POSITION
Of any kind Call THOMAS ]. GARNER
Franklin 647 oczJ3t
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MONEY TO LOAN ON CITY REAL ESTATE
at current rates Of interest TYLER 4
RUTHERFORD. INC, sl7 18th st. NV. -su24 sot
WATCH THE CLASSIFIELD COLUMNS FOR
evidences Of the growth Of this city This
may seem like odd sugEestion--but 1t isn't.
mhA-tf
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

The latest arrivals in biouSeS are not
different from those that came early
in the season, except in inConSpiCuOuS
details of making or trimming. There
is no good reason why designers
should run after strange gods as
long rs there is an inSistent de-
mand for the styles now in vogue or
until some change in skirts opens the
way for change in blouseS. What
women are most concerned in Is
knowledge of the, merits of materials
used In blouSeS and of the most prac-
teal and becoming styles for various
uses.
The most durable and at the same
time dainty blouSeS for daily wear are
made of fine cotton wolfe. 1t does not
seem possible that so sheer and fine a
fabric could have such powers Of re-
sistance 10 wear and tubing, but the
fact remains that 1t will outlaSt any
other. When made up with strong
cluny or fillet, or handkerchief laces,
one may depend upon wolfe blouse
for two years wear, some times more
Tattlng makes as fine a finish as the
most faStidious taste can ask for
blouSeS made of wolfe or other cottons
Batiste Is a softer material than
wolfe and gives good service. II is not
expected to last as long, and the
finer lingerie laces, val, cluny and fillet
are used with it. 1t is a beautiful
background for hand embroidery 30
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

The long U1de~~lip Of satin or fou-
lard used ais foundation for after
noon or evening dresses has proved
a wonderful help I'm the summer ward
robe The same slip serves for wear
with bong bluu>cS. and the very pOpu-
lar SmockS that just now hold the
center of fashions stage. as well as
for the original and special overdress
that caused it to be made. Dresses
made with an underSlp with various
kinds of OverdreSS are not Outrivaled
by any others for afternoon wear
Sometimes the underslip is plain, with
oyerdress in a figured fabric and some
Times this ORDER IS reversed, as m the
afternoon gown at the left of the two
shown above.
Foulard and geOrgette make the
most popular of all combinations for
dresses of this kind. Here they ap-
pear in long underslip of figured
fOulard with bodice and overskirt of
plain georgette, laid in box plaits and
with border of fOuard about the
bottom of the OVerdreSS. The geOrg-
cite provides the sleeves, girdle and
collar, hut f0Ulard accounts for the
cuffs. There is a lace collar also and
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26
LIE SLEEPS ON WINDOW LEDGE
Thousands Watch New Porter Sum-
Der on Periious Couch
in Philadelphia.

Philadelphia.-Office workers in the
building near Broad and Chestnut
streets and thousands of pedestrians
in the street had the chill of their lives
as they watched a man lying on the
edge of window of the Land Title
building, taking a Siesta.
Entirely obliyious to the cOmmOtion
he was creating he slept peacefully
on, his arms outStretched in luxurious
ease. his feet sticking over the edge
of the sill from which was a sheer
drop of forty or fifty feet to the pave
ment
His slumbers, however, were soon
brought to an end when repeated tele-
phone calls to the building Superin-
tendent's office told OF the sleeper and
his perilOuS couch. The man turned
out To be new porter and John, the
head porter, climbed out, woke him.
and soon brought him back 10 EARTH"
both figuratively and physically,
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

that very fine bIouSes are made by
hand of it and rank with the best of
silk blouSeS. The handmade blouses
are expensive, the time required to
make them being the chief item in
their cost. Women who are expert with
the needle can make them for them
selves and in this way own waists
that are far out of reach of the aver
age pOcketbOok.
In silks, crepe geOrgette, crepe de
chine. pOngee and silk shirtinrs are
all dependable il carefully Numbered,
and crepe georgetteS most fragile look
Ing OF all, will wear as long as any of
them. Ii is Of all silks the most ponu.
lar for blOuses. One of the two
blouses pictured is made entirely OF
1t and the other is a combination Of
geOrgette and crepe de chine. In the
latter. shown at the left of the mic.
ture, skeleton waist Of crepe de
chine is slipped over a blouse of geor-
gette. Edges are finished with piping.
This makes a ~ of georgette at the
front which is embroidered with silk.
The blouse at the right reflects the
Chinese inspiration and is Handsomely
Ornamented with soutache braid seved
ION edge" The short, looped-over cir.
die at each side is made of the crepe
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

anyone did ask you how much you
knew"
81 would pretend l was asleep" said
Mr. Mountain Lion.
That's bright idea" said Mrs.
Mountain Lion, but suppose your
ribs were tickled and you laughed,
what them"
I'D pretend was laughing and
talking in my sleep" said Mr.. Noun
tain Lion.
you are bright, there is no mistake
about it," said his mate. Lets talk
about what we do know, eh?"
Eyes" said Mr. Mountain Lion. I'VE
can commence by saying we know
who each other Isl"
"Of course we knew it before we
said It," smiled Mrs. Mountain Lion.
"Well, it does no harm that | some
times repeat what We know" said Mr..
Mountain Lion.
"Ah yes" said Mrs. Mountain Lion,
at is quite harmless to do so, and. too,
it is nice. 1t is pleasant TO talk over
our ways and habits and it is Just like
big people talk over their business
plans and children over their school
or their games.
Were the Puma family, the nice
family of handsome mountain lions"
I'VE are" agreed Mr.. Mountain
Lion land we are quick and Spry apC
clever We can run and move easily
and we can climb wonderfully.
"Oh, we're such good climbers
We're the best climbers i'm the wOrlC
that is we're the best climbers of IN,
great cat family-especially of IN,
big members of the family"
Yes. that's right" said Mrs, Noun
tain Lion, land not only can we climl
but We can swim. oh. how we cal
swim. We aren't going to be sense
less creatures when we come to
piece Of water-we're going TO swim.
That's right" said Mr. Mountain
Lion. but water doesn't come il
pieces. my love, it comes in ponds an,
lakes and streams and brooks and riv
ers and oceans"
We'll" SAID Mrs. Mountain Lion. I"
meant. of course that when We cam
TO any pond or brook OF lake or rive
We would he able to swim in the Wa
ter therein"
"Ah. that's the way TO say it," sal,
Mr.. Mountain Lion, land that wor,
therein made a particularly fine end
ing, yes. a particularly fine one"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26

lace appears in the sleeves. Evidently
the plain neck is passing and few will
regret # for the plain neck finish is not
hocomiu.
4 latter arrival in styles for after
noon frocks * shown at the right of
the picture and it forcShudowS some
thing new for fail. This is a gown
made of shot taiTeta silk, and it sug-
ges1S the hustle dress Of two or
three years ago. One material and
cleverly managed drapery of it, are
the means at hand with which the
designer has succeeded in making an
interesting and very pleasing dress.
-BUncny uraTery Is r-rusft at
side below the hip, with ribbon in long
loops and ends. Frills of lace set Off
the neck and make q pretty chemi-
settle. adding their daintinesS 10 the
sleeves. This model, modified a little
and made up in light-cOlOred silks,
makes a lovely evening dress. One OF
these in blue taffeta shot with gray,
has the silk draped at both sides of the
skirt, a slip-over bodice with Chinese
cOIlar) that extends below the waist
line In front and forms a sash. This
is tied in Il huOyant bow at the back,
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26
DADDY,}NENNG
uFAIRY TALE T.
IYrARY GRAILAn BONNER
THE PUMA PAIR.

I'm the puma, or Mr. Mountain
l..u- said the puma.
And I'm Mrs. Mountain Lion or
,ua. puma mate" said his mate.
Nov. we both know who We are and
,,,. both know who each other is" said
Mr.. Mountain Lion.
w. know 50 many things" said
Mr.. Mountain Lion.
That's So" agreed her mate.
Fl am not lust sure what alI We 10
snow." -aid Mrs, Mountain Lion.
"Ncithrr am l." said her mate. but
| don't suppose it makes much diner
rure."
"It ui4ht. Of coarse. if anyone came
up tu as and said
"'What ao you kuow?"
"Do ruu ~rupu.r." said Mr. Nom
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26
THIS IS REAL FOWL STORY
Believe 1t or Not, This Long Island
Chicken" Had Four
Legs.

Sayville, L. Capt. John Hodge
suffered q severe blow when BedpoSt,
his famous four-leSSed cockerel, was
found dead.
out of Bedpo>t. the only four-legged
chick ever seen in Sayville. the cap
tain had hoped 70 found Il breed of
four-leggedS equivalent 10 four brOil-
ers chick.
Captain Hodges next venture will
be to feed savdu>t mixture 10 a So
lccted flock of Rhode Island Reds,
with the idea of getting chicks with
wooden legs.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26
Proved II.

Teacher-There is not anything that
has three feet. Everything has either
two or four feet.
Tommy know of two things that's
got three.
Teacher-What are they, Tommy?
Tommy-A yard and three-Iegged
stool.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26
Bonds Liver Pills
Will Set You Right

Are you bilious. COnstipated and ner-
vous? DO you have frequent spells of
headache ana injIEcstion2
Then. 80 10 your druggist and ask for
25c bottle Of Bonds Liver Pills and
know what il means To be free Of all
those ills.
Bonds Liver pills are mild. They 20
right 70 the spot and correct the
trouble without causing pain or dis
comfort. Sold by an good druggists in
25c bOttles.-Adv
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1919-07-26
Barber Cuts Throat
of Sleepy Customer.

Napa, Cal.-James G, Maxwell
of this city had the exciting eI-
perience of starting TO sleep in
the barber chair when he was
startled to find the barber cut
ting his throat.
He fought his way out Of the
chair and ran to the police sta
ton. The barber is under ar
rest and is believed TO be men
tally deranged.
He declared the razor slipped.
Nine stitches were required to
|, close the wound.