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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26
THAT TROJAN COW.


Newspaper mention the other day of
Trojan being sold at the Revere
House auction brought to mind the
story of the newly-rich lady and the
art dealer. on being shown paint
ing of the above named artist, she de-
ciared it wouldn't do as she wanted
the picture for her drawing room.
But what IS your objection to this
one?" inquired the dealer. Mercy"
exclaimed the lady, zone couldn't have
a cow in ones drawing room, you
know"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26
A SPEEDY CURE.

An lrishman who had sent for the
doctor for the first time in his life
watched with establishment while the
physician took his clinical thermo-
meter from its case. slipped it under
the patients armpit, and told him to
Keep 1t there for second or two
Mike lay still. lamost afraid to
breathe, but when the doctor removed
the thermometer he drew a long
breath and excla med: Aha do feel
a dale better already. sor.'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26

Our army mules-those with the
forces of occupation in the Rhine
We may expect soon to hear few
Zach, himmels," from beyond the
River Rhine, not say such Teutonic
idioms as Gotterdamerung."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26

The Bolshevists reduced rents in
Petrograd by reducing the population
from two millions to eight hundred
thousand. That was just as sensible
as the suggestion of reducing the high
cost of living in this country by con-
tracing the currency
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26

Gideon Robertson, minister of labor
in the dominion cabinet born at We'll
land. Ont, As years ago today
IONA Gale, author of numerous
popular novels. born at Portage, Wis,
As years ago today.
Most Rev, James J. Keane, Catholic
archbishop of Dubuque, born at Joliet,
H., 62 years ago today.
Joseph 7. Robinson. United States
senator from Arkansas. born at
Lonoke, Ark, Al years ago today.
Major Robert r. Motion, principal
of the Tuskegee Institute. born in
Virginia, So years ago today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26

msch--yet this may be the end of
Germany"
A moment afterward, he spoke
again:
Perhaps it is better So said he.
IF we had won we should have been
intolerable"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26

about the carers Of the late Oscar
Hammerstein and the late Andrew
Carnegie( two penniless boys who rose
to fame and fortune), and nice. logical
radical throws down his newspaper,
muses. UP his hair and goes to rouse
the masses to the lack of opportunity
for a poor man in this country.
When a once cynical damsel begins
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26
AFTER WAR STACKING.

The war garden of one year ago
that raised vegetables of all kinds
and was credit TO the town and the
boys and girls, is this year a garden
of weeds, about to throw off seeds and
help promote and develop hay fever
War has its good points and peace it's
draw Backs Wagon Mound Sentinel.
The youngsters who learned the
gardening trick last year should carry
on. There is much need for pro-
duction of TODD now to keep down ex-
penscs, as there was last year. But
many older people who formerly in
spired the children are cutters and
to blame
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26
BACHELOR GIRL REFLECTIONS

BY HELEN ROWLAND.

to argue that, after al, "men are really
good and noble at heart" it is a sign
that she has just succeeded in making
one of them propose to her.
Every time a woman asks a man if
he loves her las much as ever" he
sort of begins to doubt it.
Clothes, filtration and manners are
the main things which distinguish the
civilized man from the savage-and
they were invented by woman.
In these days of total abstinence
many man treasures tenderly even
the memory of his morning after
headaches.
Take away mans belief in per
sonal devil and he has nobody to
blame for his troubles except his
mother-in-law.
Alas! why is it that when your cup
of happiness is full, somebody always
joys your elbow?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26
One Year Ago Today in the War.

French defeated an attack by the
Prussian guards on the Ailette.
Trotsky, Bolshevik war minister OF
Russia, reported to have fled from
Petrograd.
British continued Somme-Scarpe
drive, capturing several places on old
Hindenburg line.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26

Medical authorities state that 1t
takes fifteen days for the average
human body to recover fully from the
loss OF two consecutive nights sleep.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26

Food prices scared three per cent
in July" And the public scared 900
per cent.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26

Now that men have ceased fighting
for home and hearth, every mortal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26

The man who sue
ceeds is the man
who knocks at OPP
portunitys door in
stead of waiting for
her to knock at his,
and then smashes
the lock if she re-
fuses to open it.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26
By MAURICE KETTEN

Copyright, 1919 by The Press Publishing Co
(The New York Evening WorldD
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26

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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26
TWO MINUTES OF OPTIMISM. 4
BY Herman j. Stitch.
) . % o . o o Q o o o Q o .

Copyright 1919 by Press Publishing
Co. New York Evening World)
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26

one of them will be-
gin fighting TO get
away from them oc-
casionally.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-26

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The Washington times., 1919-07-18
HER HUSBAND
SLEPT POORLY
Was Wornout, Rundown and
Had In digeston-His Ape
lite Was Poor.
WIFE MADE HIM TAKE
HYPO-COD AS A TONIC

81 made my husband take several
bottles of Earle's Hypo-Cod. He was
All rundown, weak, nervous and
didn't sleep good at all nights and
when q man doesn't eat good I know
he is half sick His circulation was
poeF-hands and feet always cold
and indigestion bothered him some.
He would get weak, nervous, fretful
spells and not be himself, so I lust
insisted on Earle's Hypo-Cod and he
bought q bottle. Since then he has
taken several and he looks and feels
like q different man. It is q grand
tonic all right" declared Mrs. J. D.
Brown, whose address is given be.
low.
BUILT HIM RIGHT Up.
His blood and circulation got
Better and his stomach never seems
o bother him any more and he eats
great, big, hearty meals and you
never hear him complaining about
ceiling tired and WORKOUT like you
Used to. He looks like a different
nan and acts like a boy again. I'm
tckled with what il did for my hus.
band and gladly recommend IL to
Everybody with a half sick person
n their family" continued Mrs.
3r0wn, 1912 North Capitol St. wash
Read what others say above and
Below this article, then come down
TO the nearest store and procure a
bottle, $l-2O, plus SC war tax.
The Washington times., 1919-07-18
GAVE SON RYPO-COD AFTER.
PNEUMONIA, BEST TONIC She.
EVER USED, HIS MOTHERSAYS

right up. He actually looks better
now that he did before he was taken
sick with pneumonia, and he has q
splendid appetite and color now. He
says he feels strong and good all over
again. and il helped him so much I
think Earle's Hypo-Cod is the grand
est medicine I ever heard tell Of"
continued Mrs. Ireland, GA K St N.
E., Washington, D. c.
The statements of others in wash.
ington prove one thing. That in cities
where it is known it is used univer-
sally by people in all walks OF life and
eXcels older and less powerful prepa.
rations. 1t puts the patient back on
his or her feet days and weeks sooner,
and so quickly builds up and fortifes
their systems against complications
that every one should use it.
Read what others in washington
say about EaFle's Hypo-Cod above and
then come down to the drug store and
get q large bottle.
We prepay large bottle anywhere.
Receipt price, $l.2o, plus Sc war tax.
Peoples Six Super Drug StoreG
The Washington times., 1919-07-18
WHEN STOMACH
IS ACTING up
TAKE HYPO-COD
"Dr. Perkins Told Me to Take
Il, and 1t Is Wonderful
Stuff"
RELIEVED INDIGESTION
AND STOMACH TROUBLES

MY SON had stomach trouble bad.
Indigestion pains around the heart
and under his shoulder blades, bloat.
ed, gassy. belching spells and sour
stomach and bowels caused him all
sorts sort OF trouble; He He. never never rested tSSi
and restless all the time" declared
Mrs. ]. DoEgett, EOS E st. NE, Wash,
ngton, d. c.
HE SAW DR. PERKINS.
He got so bad finally that he went
down to see DR.. Perkins and he was
told to take home a bottle Of Earle's
Hypo-Cod, and it has done so much
soF him l want to tell everybody. 1t
has. built him up fine and given him
strength. All the troubles from gas
and wind after meals have gone and
bad after-effects 1t is wonderful how
good and fne it has made my boy
feel l think 1t is the grandest tonic
and stomach medicine in the world"
continued this enthusiastic mother,
Mrs: ]. Doggett, of Washington.
When a persons stomach, nerves,
blood and whole system become weak
sned and rundown it is no wonder we
feel bad. 1t is a wonder the system
Doesn't stop working altogether. OF
course we can treat the stomach, or
take a nerve medicine-but the real
way to get rid of all such troubles
is to tone and build up the system
with a good tonic. When the system
Is strengthened again nature herself
will throw off the poisons and trou-
bles like water off a ducks back
Disease doesn't attack the well and
We prepay the genuine EarIe's n.y.
po-Cod anywhere, receipt price. 81 20,
plus war tax, 5c-People'S Six Super
Drug Stores, Washington. D. c.
The Washington times., 1919-07-18
Brings Back Digestion and Ape
lite, Strength, Energy, Color
and Weight.
BACK ON YOUR FEET
MANY WEEKS SOONER
Statements of Washington Peo-
pie Published Below Prove
lis Merit.

Thousands are told this time OF
year to buy a good building tonic by
their doctors. That half-sick, dead
tired feeling Of weakness should be
banished Headaches, constipation
INDIGESTION. loss of weight all point
70 one thing. Pale, listless, worn-out
people find dancing a bore ana Dust
ness and work drudgery, and this
shouldn't be so.
NEED BUILDING UP.
A person should wake UP in the
morning feeling fine or something Is
wrong. Their sleep should be reSttul'
peaceful and without dreams or ret
fui nervous tossing. No one should
STAY awake for hours. They can just
as easily wake up feeling vigorous
and full of pep" And how many
have a big, hearty appetite and go
through the day without a dragSy
moment or weak spell?
> TAKE A GOOD TONIC.
At this particular time Of the year
the system is usually rundown by
oVerwork, confinement, lack Of ex-
ercise. This rundown, poisoned con-
dition OF the body causes nervous
ness, loss of weight. Indigestion, con-
Etipation, and ell sorts of troubles,
but they are easily gotten rid of.
The Washington times., 1919-07-18
YOUNG MAN WAS
ABOUT HALF SICK
Students Face Covered With
PimpleS, Appetite Poor, and
Very Nervous.
OFTEN HAD HEADACHES.
DECLARED HIS MOTHER

my son. aged 10. suffered from bad
olood and a rundown condition that
made ii almost impossible for him to
continue his studies at the Drafting
face. He was often constipated, vel
low and headachy and became very
nervous. His appetite was almost
gone when ] discovered from a drug
clerk that what he needed was a three
or tour weeks treatment with Hypo-
COD" declared Mrs. L. w. Schench
1923 Goth st. n. w, Washington. D. c.
DIFFERENT BOY NOW.
He wasn't sick but looked bad and
wasn't at all well and strong like /
wanted him TO be, so l took the ad-
vice of a drug clerk and bought a bot
wonderful medicine and we must give
II all the credit, for he took nothing
TT started driving out the humor in
lIls blooo right away and gave him q
better APPETITE. more strength and
energy. You could see IL working day
by day, and pretty soon his nervous
ness left him and he never COM
ache any more. In fact, it has help
ed my son so much / think il is a
good tonic and builder. If I hadn't
seen with my own eyes the good it
recommend it to others. but l believe
II will benef1t anyone who will take
IT," continued Mrs. Schench. 1923 goth
St n. w.
Earle's Hypo-Cod is not a patent
secret remedy. The formula is on
each bottle, and parents with weEk.
nervous, fretful. thin and puny chill
dren can easily put them bach to
health and strength again with this
splendid preparation, which Is so
pleasant TO take they always like it.
Read what other users say on the
left and above regarding this salen-
did preparation. It's wonderful huc-
cess caused its introduction here and
people all over the city acclaim it
worthy all the praise Bestowed upon
II by doctors, druggists and thou.
sands Of users In other cities.
We gladly prepay large bottle gen
uine Hypo-Cod anywhere on receipt
Of price, S1.20. plus SC war tax-Peo-
pies Six Super DRg Stores, Wash
tngton, D. C--Adv.
The Washington times., 1919-07-18
WORRY MADE
l. HER VERY I'LL
fCoUldn't Sleep Nighh-JuSl
Rolled and Tossed-GFew
Very Weak.
WAS ALL WORN OUT.

81 worried 90 much over recent
troubles that 1 became nervous, fret
full and irritable and then my
strength began giving away.
couldn't sleep or rest at night and
would toss and roll and wake UP tired
draggy and WORKOUT in the morning
Even nay appetite forsook me and
was dreadfully weak and bad when
finally decided ] must do something
or die" declares Miss E. A. Norris
whose address is given below.
TOLD TO TAKE TONIC.
at bought a bottle Of EarIe's Hypo
Cod to build me up again and quiet
nay nerves, which they said IL would
and il has done such wonderful things
for me 1 gladly recommend il to every
woman or girl who needs il.
81 used two bottles in about two
weeks and it has built me up fine. ]
don't mind saying that my nerves are
lots stronger and my appetite and d.
gestion are grand, sleep good nights
again and feel stronger and better
tonic called Hypo-Cod, and it surely
will do what they claim for il all
right" continued Miss Norris, 1902
Maryland Ave, Washington, D. C.
Thousands of Washington people
use Earle's Hypo-Cod. Wherever II
has been introduced its popularity has
been noticeable from the first. 1t 10
so much more powerful, pleasant to
take, and agreeable to the stomach.
Being made by the nationally known
Earle Chemical Co, Of Wheeling. w.
Va, the quality is assured. (Read
what other users say above and on
the left Of this article).
We prepay large bottle Earle's
Hypo-Cod anywhere on receipt Of
price, S1.20, plus SC war tax-Peo-
pies Six Super Drug Stores, Wash
ington, D. c.
The Washington times., 1919-07-18
EX-CROWN PRINCE
SEEKS LOST GEMS
Disappeared When ProIetariat
Occupied Berlin PaIaCe-26
Cigarette Cases Included.

BERLIN, July 1s-Frederick viii
helm. the ex-Crown Prince, is dtvid-
ing his time on his exile island at
Wieringen between swimming. paint
ing. and walking IN wooden shoes.
Followed by bands Of children. he
Is making mysterious calls ON equally
mysterious friends of the fair sex,
and threatening suicide.
His lawyers are making strenuous
efforts to recover a long list OF val
tables stolen from his Berlin palace
during the days last November when
the proletariat made itself at home
in the once imperial rooms.
The Frankfurter Zeitung prints
heavy-type advertisement containing
this list, warning all pawnshop keep
ers not to buy the stolen articles and
assuring "strictest condolences" to any
and all persons who will give reliable
information that will lead to their
recovery. High reward" also Is
offered.
TVenty-six cigarette cases are in
cluded in the list, thirteen Of silver
and thirteen Of gold, some small, some
large, some monogrammed, some
plain, and quite a number containing
loving inscriptions. gifts Of friends OF
both sexes.
Many Of the cigarette cases are
dotted with diamonds, rubies, or
other gems, detailed descriptions be-
ing given in the advertisement.
Others contain coats Of arms. Sew
eTal are the gifts Of his wife, who is
now seeking a decree Of divorce, he
having filed a counter petition. One
is adorned with a silver death head,
another with a lady's garter. Still
another bears the names of illustrious
Italian princes, who evidently pooled
their pin money to honor their young
imperial friend.
Among the other valuables he seeks
to recover are one silver hand mir
ror. one silver pocket comb, one silver
bureau clock, one gold fountain pen
with sapphires, one gold pencil with
sapphires, one watch fob with sap
phires, one cigarette holder Of am
her
The Washington times., 1919-07-18
ADVERTISEMENT
TRAVELLING MAN
HAD THE ITCH
Skin Was Ahame-Tried Salves
and Doctors Medicine.
Skin Itched Bad.
TELLS HOW HE
MADE SKIN WELL

"I itched all over my body for two
solid weeks and though I tried salves
and other stuff the doctor gave me
couldn't get rid of il. l was almost
going wild when somebody said u et
a lar OF Noxzema-it is the greatest
skin treatment on earth and believe
me, / think so myself 1t sure coolS
and soothes your skin and no mat
ter how bad you itch a daub on the
spot stops it. 1t is clean to use
doesn't soil the clothing either, and
I'm swearing by II now, declared
II you itch at night 50 you can not
sleep, rub a little NoXzema Skin
Cream on the spot. It is non-greasy,
highly medicated. vanishing cream
that sinks right in, taking a cooling
soothing comfort with il and imme-
diately allaying all itch. 1t heals
the worst kind OF skin eruptions, too.
Peoples Drug Stores or send csc for
large Jar prepaid. Noxzema Chemical
Co, Baltimore, Nd
The Washington times., 1919-07-18
THOUSANDS HALF SICK TAKE
EARLE'S HYPO-COD AS TONIC
Druggists Assert That This Famous Hypo-
phosphites, Malt, Iron, Wine, Cherry
Bark and Cod Liver Oil Extractive
Preparation Is Best of All.
SEEMS TO BE NEAREST IDEAL TONIC d;
WHEN RUNDOWN OR FOR THOSE JUST
RECOVERING FROM LONG ILLNESS

Thousands Of people on the advice
Of their physicians are going down to
the drug store and buying a bottle or
two OF ESrle's Hypo-Cod. It puts the
system back in shape. Tones up the
digestion. appetite and nerves. En-
riches the blood and increases the
weight and energy. The statements Of
a few Of the many who ind this the
ideal tonic are published elsewhere on
this page, and anyone not feeling q
hundred-per-cent-good all the time
will learn by reading what they say
An easy way to get back on their
feet. It is especially good for those
not wholly recovered from. recent ill
ness or who are still week and run
down because Of oVer1Mork. strain,
etc.
BEST TONIC or ALL.
Earle's Hypo-cod is not a patent
medicine Doctors and druggists and
thousands Of users Endorse il. pre-
scribe it and recommend it. The
glowing tributes Of washington users
on the right provo what it will do.
It is made Of exk1actives from cod
liver oil (frsed Of the nauseating
hshy tAste) eoThbinGd with hypo-
phosphites, msIt iron, wine and
cherry bark. everyone knows such
a combination is splendid. It agrees
perfectly with the most delicate
stomach and is pleasant to taste.
Children are. fond Of it, and being
made by the nationally known Earle
Chemical Co. Of Wheeling. W. Va,
the user IL Assured of only the best
ingredientfL In fact, for old and
young the re is nothing on the shelf
that equals il as q building tonic.
Come [Eown to the drug store to-
night ara get a bottle. We gladly
prepay 4 large bottle to out-of-town
customC rs upon receipt of price, S1.20,
plus &c war tax.-People's Six Super
Drug Stores, Washington. D. c.
The Washington times., 1919-07-18
DOC" Waterbury
ARRESTED IN WEST

Jules Waterbury, known to the po-
lice Of two continents as Doc Wate--
bury. who was convicted here and
sentenced to sixteen months impris-
onment in the Federal prison at At
lanta for fleeing Congressmen and
other representative men, again is ia
the tolls of the police. He was ar
rested yesterday in Seattle, Wash. on
an indictment charging him with
grand larceny and assault on q young
New York woman who went to his
office several days 90 in answer to ar
advertisement for q stenographer.
Waterbury has more than once been
the object Of an international chase
He was arrested in London for swim
ding in 1914. and four years later IL
alleged to have victimi5ed q number
of Congressman by representing that
he was q newspaper correspondent
and for a consideration would have
pictures and complimentary notices
Of them included in a book he said
was in preparation. The book failed
to materialize, although Waterbury
obtained considerable sums OF money
from Congressman and other repre-
sentative men in Washington and
other cities.
Clever GCon MAN.
Washington police stated that he
Is one Of the cleverest confidence men
that ever operated in the Capital Fol-
lowing his arrest here, Waterbury ned
to New York, where he was captured
at the point of a pistol after a chase
through the crowded streets OF the
metropolis. He was brought back
ana tried and sentenced, a mum be-
Of Congressman appearing as wit
nesses against him.
The police of Los Angeles took him
into custody shortly after his term
expired in the Federal prison at At
lanta on the charge that he was i'm
plicated id the theft of $4,000 worth
of securities from Bancroft & Co., OF
New York, in 1911.
He jumped his bail and sailed for
England under the name Of J. How
ard Ford. Upon arrival OF the ship
at Liverpool, Waterbury was taken
into custody by Scotland Yard detec-
tives. He again jumped his bail, and
in January, 1915. he pleaded guilty to
a charge Of grand larceny in New
York after he had been brought back
from Montreal following his opera
lions in obtaining memberships" in
the Gridiron Club. a Washington or
ganization of newspaper correspon-
dents.
The Washington times., 1919-07-18
METROPOLITAN.

Next week will bring to CrandallNs
Metropolitan Theater. Sunday through
Wednesday, one of the most enter
tanning comedies of the year in tOne
Thing at a Time O'Day," in which the
stellar role is portrayed by Bert L1-
tell and the supporting company led
by charming Eileen Percy. Many of
the scenes in this amusing vehicle are
laid in and about a large circus.
For the last three days OF ,sext
week. beginning Thursday, one OF he
most interesting productions of the
year will be ofnered in the Aim version
Of the famous musical comedy. "Oh
Boy" with June Caprice and credgh-
ton Hale cast in the stellar roles.
The usual subsidiary features Will
complete each bill
The Washington times., 1919-07-18
LEMON JUICE
FOR FRECKLES
0s! Make beauty lotion ~
q few cents-Try it'll

Squeeze the juice OF two lemons
into a bottle containing three
ounces Of orchard white, shake well
and you have a quarter pint Of the
best freckls and tan lotion and COM
plexion beautiher, at very. very
small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and
any drug store or toilet counter will
supply three ounces of orchard
white for a few cents. Massage this
sweetly fraErnt lotion into the
face, neck, arms and hands each
day and see how freckles and bIem-
isheS disappear and how clear, soft,
and rosy-White the skin becomes
Yes! It is harmless and never irri-
tates.
The Washington times., 1919-07-18
CRANDALLN.

Bryant washburn. one OF the most
engaging stars in silent drama. will
be pictured az Crandalps Theater the
nrst three days Of next week in his
latest and most interesting photoplay
vehicle. "AIl Wrong" On wednesday
and Thursday, Elsie Ferguson will
occupy the stellar place on the bill in
The Avalanche" For the last two
days OF the week the pictured star
will be Alice Brady as the dual star
of His Bridal Night" one OF the clev-
crest aim farces Of recent years