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The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1919-09-19

chamberlain's Collie and Diarrhoea Rem
edy i'm Michigan.
Mrs. A. Iii. Hall, Caseville, Mich, says,
Il wish to thank you for your grand good
medicine Chamberlain's Collie and
Diarrhoea Remedy. We are never with
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
DADDY,] EVENING
8 FAIRY 1ALF 81
THE HORSES WISHES.
6Ir1ARY GEAIIAM BONNER
- Gz<HaAuTHOR

ssOh, neigh, neigh" said the horse
named Johnny to the horse in the next
stall, II wish could talk
ssWhy do you wish you could talk?''
asked the other horse. "You have a
good, kind master, as have. Why do
you wish you could speak?'
"Ah," said Johnny, $50 I could talk
to other masters who do not treat their
horses as we are treated
81 would say to them, Men, don't
you know we have feelings? Don't
you know that in the summer we want
water, plenty Of it? Do you ever stop
to think how much you drink, and how
thirsty you become? And don't you
know that men and women have to
work for. these things in the city. Peo-
pie must give to help such causes.
Horses work for them, won't they in
turn, do their part for horses? You
should have water buckets, drinking
fountains and people to look after. them
in the cities. And every master should
treat his horse as we are treated That
is what would say
Il wish YOU gould say it, /" neighed the
other horse.
"Oh,'' said Johnny, II would give
anything if I could say too. that every
horse needed nice stall with a
comfy bed, nice warm blanket for
the cold, cold weather, when everyone
knows what a hard job it is to keep
warm. Every horse needs blanket
when he is standing in the cold after
he has been working.
"A horse works better, he can do
more for his master, if his master gives
him good meals, enough nice food to
eat, enough water to drink, good rest
ing place at night, work, but not too
much work.
1--WE need holiday in the summer
when we don't work at all, good rest
such as our masters have.
'And If they think so much of money
/ wish T could tell them that we would
save them money if they took good care
of us.
"Oh, how / wish / could say that
check reins do hurt a horse so, and
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21

To be possessed Of a head Of heavy,
beautiful hair; soft, lustrous, fluffy,
wavy and free from dandruff is merely
matter of using little Danderine.
It is easy and inexpensive to have
nice, soft hair and lots of 1t. just get a
small bottle of KnoWlton's Danderine
now-it costs but few cents-all drug
stores recommend it-apply little as
directed and within ten minutes there
will be an appearance of abundance,
freshness, f1uffiness and an incompara-
bic gloss and lustre, and try as you
will you cannot find a trace of dandruff
or falling hair; but your real surprise
will be after about two weeks use,
when you will see new hair-ine and
downy at first-yes- but really new
hair sprouting out ali over your scalp
Danderine is, we believe, the only
sure hair grower, destroyer Of dan
druff and cure for itchy scalp, and it
never fails to stop falling hair at once.
If you want to prove how pretty and
soft your hair really is, noisten cloth
with a little Danderine and carefully
draw it through your hair taking one
small strand at a time. Your hair will
be soft, glossy and beautiful in just
a few moments-a delightful surprise
awaits everyone who tries this. Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21

isn't it better to be kind to- dumb
animal who does his part than to be
little bit more stylish? / would like
to ask them how they would like to
have their heads held way back. Yes,
/ would like to ask them that.
"And / would like to ask masters
never to put frosty bit in a horses
mouth without first warming it and
seeing that it was comfortable. How
would they like to have it put In their
mouths when it was half frozen?
II would like to- beg masters not to
sell the horses which have worked so
hard for them for years and years to
any old person at all, but as a reward
for their good work to send them to O
farm or to have their lives ended hui
namely.
when our best working days are
over and when we haves done our best
it isn't fair to turn us out with any
sort Of master and to lead any sort
of life which would be slow, hor-
rible death for us.
81 would ask masters never to kick
horse, never to overload one, never
to cut off the name or tail of a horse
so he couldn't get at flies or mosque
toes.
II would like to say that masters
wouldn't like it If a mosquito landed
on one of them; not to be able to
drive it away.
II would like to ask masters to exam
inc the teeth of their horses. They
know what toothache is like, and a
horses teeth should be kept in good
condition as well as human beings.
"Oh, / would like to ask masters to
be kind and good as we are kind and
gentle and good. would like to ask
grownups and children to do what they
could to see that there were humane
societies where they lived and to see
that horses were well looked after and
cared for and that there were no cruel
ties.
IF anyone should be cruel to a
horse, he should be punished.
"Just because i have such lovely
home wish all horses had. / wish so
many things but most of all wish for
the power of speech"
II wish you had it, said the other
horse, "but let US hope that some day
everyone will see that your wishes are
but fair ard right, and that in the
meantime everyone does all he or she
can do to see that dumb beasts are
rightly treated"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
BREWERS IN EAST
DEFY THE DRY LAW
New York Concerns Go Back to
Old Standard.
ROOT SAYS RULING ILLEGAL
Noted Lawyer and Statesman Advises
Sale of "a Per Cent Alcohol Bev-
erage, Despite Internal Reve-
nue. Department Decision.

New York, March 18.-The Lager
Beer Brewers Board of Trade Of New
York, representing ~ brewing con-
Germs in New York and New Jersey,
announced that on advice of counsel
It's members would resume at once
sale of beer containing 2A per cent
alcoholic content This was forbidden
by ruling of the internal revenue de-
partment, which interpreted President
Wilson's proclamation effective De
eember 1 last.
Upon representation by the board
to Elihu Root and William d. Guth-
RE, counsel for the organization, that
beer of the. alcoholic strength speci-
led was not intoxicating, the attor-
aeys advised the organization that sale
Of the .2A pei, cent product would not
be contrary to law.
Acted Without Authority?
The opinion held that the internal
revenue department had acted without
authority in deereeing that sale of beer
containing more than one-half of |
per cent of alcohol was contrary to the
presidents proclamation forbidding
the use of foodstuffs an brewed prod
sucts except those which were nonin-
toxicating.
The brewers action anticipating en-
forcement May 1, next Of the regula-
ton limiting use of cereals to "nonin-
toxicants'' containing one-half of 1 per
cent of alcohol was taken under the
internal revenue rule permitting, until
that date, manufacture of 2A per cent
beer, but requiring that the product be
dealcohilized to one-half Of / per cent
before being shipped for sale from the
breweries.
AS the brewers have been making a
|2A per cent brew since January 1,
when the president issued proclama-
ton permitting the production Of snear
beer" no change in manufacturing
methods will be necessary, it was star
ed, to carry out the plan decided upon
Assuming that the government may
summarily attempt or threaten to en-
Force the revenue departments in
depreciation, Messrs. Root and Guthrie
advised the brewers, in this event, that
suit in equity be brought ito enjoin
any wrongful interference with your
business or arrest Of your employees"
What Revenue Officers Say.
Washington March Is. Officials .ot
the internal revenue bureau declined
to comment officially on the announced
decision of New York and New Jer
sey brewers to resume the manufac-
ture Of beer containing 2A per cent
alcohol pending examination of the
brewers statement of legal authority
for the action.
Beer containing one-half Of 1 per
cent or more of alcohol is considered
intoxicating by the internal revenue
bureau. Oficials explained that this
standard was based on number OF
laws and court decisions.
On the face Of the situation, it was
said unofficially by some bureau off,
GERS, the brewers. action would consti-
tute a direct, violation of the revenue
bureau ruling issued February af-
ter announcement of the lifting of the
presidents ban on the manufacture OF
noAr-bepr.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
AS You THINK so YOU ARE
Much Wisdom in Little Ones Idea Of
the Way in Which Success May
Be Won.

Aunt Marie was discouraged. She
had just applied for situation and
her application had not been success
full. II just told myself before went
up that wouldn't get il" she told her
family. II always have the worst
luck.'
Her ten-year-old niece looked up
from her game. 'sYou shouldn't have
said that, Aunt Marie" she said earn
estly. II believe that's the reason you
didn't get it. Why, auntie when we
girls play Hands Held Open always
watch and see that the girl who gets
the button when it's passed is the girl
who holds her hands just right to get
it, and who looks just like she was
sure she was going to get it. So I
always just fix my hands in just the
right way, and then look exactly
like expected it, and If do that way
/ do get it. Maybe that's the way
you'd better do about getting job"
Auntie thought the matter over and
decided that perhaps after all that was
a good way to do.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21

fthose stiffened joints, that backache, rheu-
matism, lhmbago, sciatica, gall stones,
gravel, 'brick dust" etc. They are an
effective remedy for all diseases of the
bladder, kidney, liver, stomach and allied
organs.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules
cleanse the kidneys and purify the blood.
They frequently ward off attacks Of the
dangerous and fatal diseases Off the kid
neys. They have a beneficial effect, and
often completely cure the diseases Of the
bodily organs, allied with the bladder and
kidneys.
If you are troubled with soreness across
the loins or with simple" aches and pains
in the back take warning, it may be the
preliminary indications of some dreadful
malady which can be warded off or cured
if taken in time.
Go to your druggist today and get box
Of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules.
Money refunded if they d. not help you.
Three Sizes GOLD MEDAL are the rure,
original imported HARLEM Oil Capsules.
Accept No Substitutes. ADV.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
Surely Looked Suspicious.

Old Jenkins was made with rage.
For twelve months he had taken the
plate around at the local church every
Sunday. Now some one else had been
asked to perform the duty.
II consider have been grossly in
suited, he said to a friend
But" said the latter, II don't think
there is any bad feeling toward you.
Il don't know about that" roared
Jenkins, ''but it looks very suspicious.
The fellow they have asked to do the
job has only got one arm Winnipeg
Telegram.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
WEAK KIDNEYS MEAN
A WEAK BODY

When you're fifty, your body begins t.
Creak little at the hinges Motion il
more slow and deliberate. 'sNot so young
as / used to be- is frequent and unwel
come thought. Certain bodily functions
upon which good health and good spirits
SO much depend, are impaired. The weak
spot is generally the bladder. Unpleasant
symptoms show themselves. Painful and
annoying. complications in other organs
arise. This is particularly true with Ell.
derby people. If you only know how, this
trouble can be obviated.
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil has been relieving the in.
convenience and pain due to advancing
years. It is standard old-time home
remedy, and needs no introduction. It is
now put up in odorIess, tasteless capsules
These are easier and more pleasant to take
than the oil in bottles.
Each capsule contains about one dose Of
five drops. Take them just like you woulI
any pill with small swallow of water
They soak into the system and throw Oh
the poisons which are making you old be
fore your time. They viii quickly relieve
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
PEACE TREATY NEXT WEEK
PIenary Session Of Conference Expect.
ed in Few Days-No One Wants
Show Hand.

Paris, March 18.A plenary session
of the peace conference will be held
some time next week, in which the
peace treaty will be presented and the
league of nations included, if present
plans are carried out. The hardest
fight between the old and new ideas of
diplomacy has now been reached. The
Europeans are holding back on terri
torial questions. Discussions have
reached the poker" stage, no one
wanting to show their cards.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
Time ENOUGH.

T1 take five minutes more than is
necessary for doing thing is to lose
five minutes that are needed for some
thing else. There is time enough for
all necessary duties, but not a second
to waste. The people who take a con-
siderable amount of time for making
up their mind who 'sdawdle" over
their work, and who stop to admire
themselves whenever they complete a
task, are stealing from the time that
is needed for other things. For such
workers there is never time enough
Girls Companion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
PLANES FOR RED PROPAGANDA
BoIsheviki Plan to Drop Literature in
England and France, Say Swed-
ish Report.

Washington, March 18.-The Rus
sian bolshevik government is planning
to use aircraft in a propaganda cam
paign in England and France, accord
ing to Swedish press reports. Avia
tors for the work are said to be In
training at Moscow. The scheme is to
drop papers containing bolshevik prop
uganda written in invisible ink.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
Future of the Submarine.

In spite of the fact that the British
have some stearn-driven 2,700-ton sub
marines, capable Of surface speed of
from % to % knots, the submarine as
weapon Of war is too slow and too
blind when it is submerged to be con-
sidered serious weapon of'naval war
fare. When it can see, electrically, to
distance of 10 to 10 miles while it
is submerged SO deep as to be invisible
to the airscout, and when it can
steam 20 knots submerged, it will
dominate the situation. = Scientific
American.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
HUNS FISH FOR SOCIALISTS
Negotiations in Progress to Induce
Certain Independents to Become
Government Leaders.

Berlin, March 49, Negotiations are
In progress to induce certain indie
pendent socialists to become leaders
Of the government. Haase and Dit
man are mentioned. The government
has made extensive concessions to
the Independents in specialization
schemes and embodiment Of workers
councils in the constitution, and is
willing to make further concessions.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21

4 AT a meeting Of a board of guard.
ians member was welcomed back
after long illness. The chairman, in
the course of his speech, said:
II am sure ] express the sentiments
OF all here when say that we are
glad to have amongst US again Mr..
And hope he will now take
care of himself, for we all know that
'one live ass is better than a dead
lion any day"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
A TREMENDOUS JOB TO INCREASE
OUR PRODUCTION


In this emergency we tried to do our
part. We secured the country for raw
materials our Traffic Manager spent
his days riding freight cars in-we
shipped raw materials in carload lots
by express and pleaded with manufac-
turers to increase their deliveries to us.
But it was slow process. Some OF
our raw materials are produced only
in Japan-supplies in this country
were low and shipments required three
months to come from the Far East.
Then we had to recruit and train
skilled labor. We brought our sales
men into the factory and trained them
as foremen. We invented new ma
chinery, and managed to install it on
Christmas Day, SO as not to interfere
with our daily production.
143 JARS or vAPoRUB EVERY
MINUTE DAY AND NIGHT
BY January LIST we had everything
ready to put on our night shift, and
since then our laboratory has been
running day and night. To feed our
automatic machines, which drop out
one hundred and forty-three Jars Of
VapoRub minute or one million and
eighty thousand weekly, has required
a force of 500 people. Our Cafe De
partment, created for the benefit of
these workers, served 1000 meals dur
ing the month of January alone.
f3 MILLION JARS OF VAPoRUB
DISTRIBUTED SINCE OCTOBER.
An idea of the work we have ac-
complished this fall may be given
by our production figures ,O28,976
jars Of VapoRub manufactured and
distributed since last October one jar
for every two families in the entire
United States.
During the influenza epidemic Vick's
VapoRub was used as an external APP
plication In connection with the physi-
clans treatment, and thousandssof peo-
pie, unable to obtain a doctor, relied
on Vick's almost exclusively.
Literally millions of families all over
the country, from Cali
fornia to Maine, and @
from the Great Lakes NGh~Y
to the Gulf, have found (%SS
Vick's VapoRub the rV
ideal home remedy for Es.TI5gkM
Group and cold trou- 49, YIN
bles. a NAEkEl
'ORUBSzs
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
Prunie on Warm DAYS.

Some pruning may be done on trees
on warm days during the winter. 1t
is we'll to paint the wounds made with
some clear paint to prevent checking
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
Twisted in Bed,

Teacher would like someone in
the class to define the meaning of
vice versa.
Bright Boy-It's sleeping with your
head coward the foot of the bed.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
Auto Exhaust cause pneumonia.

Glaistner, who is recognized as a
leading British authority on gas poi
sons, contends that one of the effects
Of carbon monoxide upon the human
system is to cause a pronounced sus-
ceptibility to pneumonia, and he has
presented a good deal Of evidence in
support of his contention.
Automobile engine exhaust fumes
always contain this insidious poison.
The warning conveyed is obvious.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
Rarrei snraxer Economical.

In small orchards a good barrel
sprayer will be found the most eco
nomical and the most suitable for the
work.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21

A widow has nothing but words of
praise for her late husband, but it's
different with sleepy wife.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21

Rolling stones gather no moss.
Neither do rolling dollars.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
GOOD Dormant snraY.

Lime-sulphur is most commonly
used for the dormant spray;
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21

A Good one.
Horace There's a story in TINT
woman's face" Hortense-"Y and
she made it up, too"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
that was All.

First Tramp had two meals today.
Second Tramp That so?
First Tramp-Yes; cornmeal and
oatmeal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
DRUGGISTS! VICK'S VAPORUB
SHORTAGE OVERCOME AT LAST

The Deal Scheduled for Last
November, Which Was Post
poned on Account Of the Influ-
enza Epidemic, Is Now Rein
stated - Good During the
Month of March.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21

Every mother secretly wonders how
her daughter-in-law managed to per-
suade her son to marry her.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
consIstencles.

Knicker Blood is thicker than
water.
Bocker-And the milk Of human
kindness is thicker than ink.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21

1t is the pleasantest life when you
don't have to put any of your friends
ITO the test"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21

The Main Point.
Show are you getting on with your
study of French? 2" well, / would
not, call it a pronounced success.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21

And it takes a barrier to scrape up
new acquaintances.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-03-21
OVER ONE MILLION JARS
OF VAPORUB PRODUCED
EACH WEEK

It is with pride that we announce
to the drug trade that the shortage of
Vick's VapoRub, which has lasted since
last October, is now overcome. Since
January LIST, we have been running our
laboratory twenty-three and half
hours out of every twenty-four. Last
week we shipped the last of our back
orders, and retail druggists, therefore,
are no longer requested to order in
small quantities only.
NOVEMBER DEAL RE-INSTATED
This deal, which we had expected to
put on last November and which had to
be postponed on account of the short
age Of VapoRub, is re-instated for the
month Of March. This allows a dis
count of 10aO on shipments from job
bers' stock Of quantities of from l to
4 gross. so of this discount is allowed
by the jobber and so by us.
We advise the retail druggists to
place their orders Immediately, so that
the jobbers will be able to get prompt
shipments to them.
THANKS OF THE PUBLIC DUE THE
DRUG TRADE DURING THE
INFLUENZA EPIDEMIC.
The thanks of the American public
are certainly due the entire drug trade
retail, wholesale and manufa curing
for what they accomplished during
the recent influenza epidemic. The
war caused a shortage of physicians
nurses were almost impossible to OBJ
tain-the demand on the drug trade
was unexpected and overwhelming,
and to this demand they responded
nobly. Retail druggists kept open day
and night and slept where they drop
ped behind the prescription counter.
Wholesale druggists called their sales
men off the road to help fill orders
hundreds wired us to ship Vick's Vapo-
Rub by the quickest route, regardless
of expense.
NzcKsI1.||'z
k4ksSsE sssl ) 20 g:lsI
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''Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin
American owned Entirely!

cent Bayer packages-also larger Bayer packages.
Buy Bayer packages only-Get original package.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1919-05-15

where she bought the material, and
whether the fur Is new, but when you
find that you are unable b ~ how
she can afford II without running into
dsbt, it's time to stop and taks up an
other topic. Safer II not - s1cit-
ing.
But It isn't only peoples clothes
that come up for discussiou. Hoes
oftsn it il their manners Or lack Of
them. And people generally eztacass
in others just the things that you
would first mention in an attack upon
the critic. The old saying. "People
in glass houses" etc., is . safe oos
to carry around in = convient pigeon
hole of your brain. You aren't i'm
mune from the malady, and there is
no one funnier than the person who
thinks he is. To learn to pass on the
nice, pleasant gossip, and to close
your lips on the mean, unkind things
that you hear, Is an art that most
people would like to master. For 1t
is an art and . great deal more.
Some morning you arise fairly early
feeling like = saint come to earth for
a visit. Ysur spirits soar above al
the petty, everyday matters that u.s.
ually weight it down, and you vel
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1919-05-15

vision will give q picnic for the win
ners. Tho contest in the Aediaeval
and Modern class was not nearly 80
close, the side headed by Clara Carl
son winning from the other, Of which
Tom French was the leader by several
points. The winners were treated to
the picture show last Monday. The
American History contest is still going
on, the captains being Naomi Freder-
lex and Alex Scott. The stakes in this
case are . trip to the show with ice
cream afterwards. In each case points
were given for good recitations, and
in the American class punctuality also
counted. The history lessons have
been much brighter and more interest
ing because Of these contests.