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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
Accounted for.

"Why do they always speak Of YES
sells as in the feminine gender?"
Maybe one reason is tina they're
generally trimming their sails"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
The Reason.

"Why did Maud want to go into the
garden, MAJ
Maybe it was because she thought
she would find Sweet William there"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
Not the Best.

She-I wouldn't marry the best man
living.
He-Well, that gives me a little hope
anyway.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
SeIf-Approvinu,

"Our friend cOntradicts himself :"
Eyes. He likes to do all the talking
so well that he handles both sides OF
the argument"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
The Difference.

"I'm glad I'm 10 Mrs. Browns hus-
band. He's always in a pickle"
II wish | were Mrs. RObinSOn'S huS
band. He looks so well preserved"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
Absolutely VeraciouS.

"Mayme says she's twenty-five. Do
you believe that?"
"Of curse | do, for to my certain
knowledge she vas that ten years
ago"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
DoubIy True.

= Manager-What is your complaint
about u telephone service, sir?'
Subscriber-It won't answer, sir; II
won't answer.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
Always With Him.

"Come Il with US tonight, old
chap. and We'll give you a bowling
time Of It,"
"Thanks, boys. but the baby attends
to this
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
thin PEOPLE
SHOULD take
PHOSPHATE
Put on Firm, Healthy Flesh and
to increase Strength, Vigor
and Nerve Force.

Judging from the countless preparations
apd treatments which are continually be-
ms advertised for the purpose of making
ttlr people fieshy, developing arms, neck
An1 bust. and replaelng ugly holloMS and
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
Quite So.

isn't Mrs. Quizzy a decided bru.
nette?"
rs she? Well, when she opens her
mouth In that house, what she saws
goes!"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
HOMEOPATHIC Treatment.

"Why dc you keep blowing that aw-
full horn in your apartment and deafen
the other tenants?'
Just to keep the baby quiet
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
Finishing Advice.

The nurse to the baby. grooming, so,
Softly sings. "By-low, by-low."
While the baby's business pa doth cry,
That right. buy low. but. son. sell
high"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
HE EXPLAINS.

doctor, why don't you cure more
people with your advice? 2"
Because 4 lot of them don't fol-
low it, my friend"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
Itching Rashes|
- Scothed -
With CutiCura|
How He Judqed,
All drngeists Soap Is. Ointment Is & so, Talcum 25
Sample each free OF "Cotacnra, Dept. B, Boston.

How He Judged.
Mr.. BacOn-You should never Judge
4 man by his clothes, my dear.
Mrs. Racon-I never do. | always
judge him by his wife's clothes.-Pear-
sons Weekly.
Man Of Letters.
"A man of letters. isn't he?"
"Sure! Runs a thriving mail-order
business."-Buffalo Express.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-07-04
The Modern Question.

" UOnt ask Who Is the head of
the family any more"
"NO?"
mo. That's old stuff. Now we ask
who is the driver of the family carp"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26
Three Popular Acts Appear.
on Murray Tkeater Bill

If the vaudeville bill which opened
yesterday at The Murray for the first
half Is any criterion of what will be
booked this season, then local vaude-
vile devotees may be assured Of some
thing extraordinarily good. This show
fairly captured capacity house last
evening, all three acts going over i'm
mensely. Gilbert and Saul two young
men with 1.-The talking violin" and an
ACCORDION scored the first hit. One of
the boys really makes the instrument
talk" and this novelty scored ire
mendously. Davis and Walker. a
colored team offered songs, dances
and comedy talk in a manner which
delighted the house. They took six
bows in acknowledgment of the ap
plause. Tom Brown lives up to his
reputation as producer in offering
THE Seven Musical Highlanders.'
For distinct class and ability, this act
will rate with any of similar nature
on the Keith circuit, and the audience
quickly recogized their standard quail
ty. They dress in the conventional
kits, and offer selections upon various
instruments including their native bag
pipes. A number of solos, vocal anc
instrumental are introduced, each be
| ing warmly received. Their closing
scene the songs of the nations dis
closing the Statue of Liberty in New
York harbor brought rounds of ap
| plause. This bill closes Wednesda.
night.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26
farmer CLARK
GOULD HARDLY
DRESS HIMSELF
Tanlac Ends Ten Years Rheu-
matism for Farmer Clark
Gains Eighteen Pounds.

There; that's the stuff that set my
stomach and kidneys right and drove
the rheumatism out Of my arms and
legs after l had suffered torture for
over ten years." said l.. H. Clark, a
we'll known farmer of Brimfield, Illi-
nols, as he pointed to the Tanlac dis
play in the Sutliff & Case store at
Peoria, recently.
my neighbors will tell you" he
continued, Just any time you ask
them, that they never saw a man
come out like | have. Why, l have
gained eighteen pounds in weight and
can do more work than at any time
in ten years. Before started on Tan
lac my stomach seemed to be almost
completely played out. Every bite /
would eat would get as sour as vine
gar and pretty soon gas would form
and cause such awful cramping pains
that l could hardly stand it. Then I
| would get so dizzy that everything
seemed to be whirling around. The
minute | would lie down at night and
close my eyes everything seemed to
start turning over. finally got so I
couldn't eat much Of anything and I
was so run down and weak that I
couldn't work regular l always man.
aged to drag around and do the little
work about the barn until my kidneys
got out of order and | got the rheu-
matism, and then l was laid up for
weeks at time I've seen the time
when l couldn't have walked from
the house to the barn to save the
best horse I've got l was just so
crippled up with rheumatism. My legs
were swollen up twice their natural
size and I couldn't take step with
out just suffering like blue blazes.'
my back was in such a bad shape
with rheumatism that if I stopped
over to pick up anything l would just
see stars, and there were weeks at
a time when l had to be perfectly
quiet. / could hardly dress myself.
and went down so fast that no one
thought I would ever be we'll again.
Well, I was just about ready to give
up the fight when at last l ran across
this Tanlac. After l commenced TAX
ing the medicine l soon started gain
ing ground, and it wasn't long until
was we'll on the road to recovery.
found that it was just what I needed
and I never allowed myself to miss a
dose. Well, the results are that
am now perfectly sound and well
and know what good health is for the
first time in ten years. My kidneys
don't bother me any more and never
feel sign of rheumatism, and sleep
so sound that the horses might kick
the barn down and l don't believe !
would hear them. Yes, sir, it's Tanlac
and nothing else that put me on my
feet, and I appreciate it enough to
tell the world what think about it. -
Tanlac is sold in Richmond by Glen
Thistlethwaite; in Greensboro by C. D.
Sornine; in Cambridge City by Mr..
Dean House; in Pershing by Sourbeer
& Rodenberg; in Centerville by Cen.
terville Pharmacy, and in Milton b.
Nv. L. Parkins.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26

who has been attending Johns Hop
kins university is spending two weeks
here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Fry have as their
guest Miss Mary Lesly of Winchester.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. c. Nicholson OF
South Eighth street have as their
guest their nephew, Douglas Pierce OF
Carthage, Ind.
Miss Mary Swerer of Denver, Colo,
is the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Ruther-
ford B. Jones, of South Eighteenth
street.
Mr.. and Mrs. James B. Porter are
Visiting in Cleveland.
Charles Quigley has returned from
Detroit after spending the summer
with relatives.
Charles Dunn, of Detroit, Is the
lguest of his sister, Mrs. M. J. Quigley.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Aiken returned
yesterday from a motor trip to Peru,
Ind, where they were the guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. William Hatfield.
Miss Annette M. Edmunds returned
yesterday from a three weeks visit in
Bay View, Mich, and Chicago.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. c. Walker enter
tanned their children, grandchildren
and great grandchildren Sunday after
noon at their home on North E street
Those present were Mr.. and Mrs. J. c.
d Walker, Mr. and Mrs. E. L. Commons
Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Carman and fam
: lily, Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Fetta and son
Mr.. and Mrs. L. Davidson and son, Mr.
and Mrs. Carlton Commons and son
Mr.. and Mrs. Giles Williams and son
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Commons and
family, Mr.. and Mrs. A. B. Commons
Mr.. and Mrs. Royce Parish and fam
lily, MIR. and Mrs. Howard Stud anc
daughter and Mr.. and Mrs. George
Carman and child.
The regular meeting of the ladies O
the G. A. r. will be held Wednesda.
afternoon at 2:30 o'clock, in the Pos
, rooms at the court house.
Miss Mary Wilson of Centerville en-
tertained last evening for Miss Eft,
LaMott, whose marriage to Ernes
Black will take place August 81. TIL
} dining room was prettily appointe,
;; with pink and white ribbons and gar
den flowers. In the center of the din
ing table was a large cupid holdin
pink ribbons, to which were tied man
pretty gifts for the bride-tobe. TIL
l evening was spent socially. TIL
guests were Miss Myrtle Ferris, Mis-
. Ruth Miller, Miss Pauline Gildenhou
Of Richmond, Miss Bernice Beck, Mis-
, Ruby Castettor, Miss Esther Morgan
Miss Thelma Wilson, Miss LaMot1
and Mr.. and Mrs. George Hart.
.. The Daughters of America will NEE
| Wednesday evening in Vaughn Hal
The regular business will be consiC
cred. All members are urged to b
present.
: Miss Frieda Blickwedel and Mis-
Lena Hassecoster are spending tw
weeks in Chicago and Milwaukee.
u Mrs, Ella Simms, Miss Bessi
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26
DANISH
NERVOUSNESS
Put Vlaor and Ambition Into Run
Down, Tired Out People.

II you feel tired out, ont Of sorts,
respondent, mentally or physically de-
pressed, and lack the desire to accom-.
plish things. get 30 cent box OF Wen
dell's Ambition Pills at A. G. Luken,
Conkey Drug Company, Glen This
tlethwaites today and take the first
step toward feeling better right away.
II you drink too much, smoke too
much, or are nervous because OF over
work Of any kind. Wendelrs Ambition
pills will make you feel better in three
days or money back from A. G.
Luken, Conkey Drug Company, Glenn
Thistlethwaits on the first box pur-
che sed.
For all affections O: the nervous ays-
tenn, constipation. loss of appetite, lack
Of confidence. trembling. Kidney or liv.
er complaints, sleeplessness, exhaust.
ed vitality or weakness Of any kind,
get a box Of Wendell's Ambition Pills
tc day on the money back plan,-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26
cLARENcE PICKETT TO VISIT
FRIENDS MEETINGS IN WEST

Clarence E. Pickett, secretary to the
Young Friends, will leave for Wichita
Kan, Wednesday morning, to attend
the yearly Young Friends Conference
there, which holds sessions from Aug
usr 2o to 81.
President w. o. Mendenhall, of the
Friends University at Wichita, and
formerly connected with Earlham col
lege in the capacity of dean and in
tructor in mathematics, will give 9
series of addresses at this conference
From Wichita, Pickett will go tc
Oskaloosa, Ia, to be in attendance
at the Iowa Yearly Meeting, before
returning to Richmond.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26
Demand for Fruits
Grows; Lemons Lead

c. Mercurio, proprietor of Mercurio
& Sons, commission merchants, re-
ports that the sale of lemons has in
creased 20 per cent this year. The
former drinkers have taken lemonade
as a substitute, says Mercurio. Be.
cause of the increased demand, mer-
chants predict a shortage of this fruit
All fruits have increased sales with
in the last two years, and according
to Mercurio, the sale of fruits on Sat
urday, which is the largest selling day
for the retail trade, has increased
fifty per cent this year.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26
Vegetables Travel by
Mail; Make Traffic Heavy

The mail for the month of August,
this year, is heavier than any time
in the history Of the local postof1ice,
for the same month, said Postmaster
Beck, Monday.
Much of this is due" said the post.
master, ito the vast amount OF ship.
ping Of home grown products, such
as melons, tomatoes, etc., and the fact
that people have enough wealth tc
enable them to ship such commodities
via the mail route.
ALSO this is the month when r'a0H
Of the mail order houses send out theil
fall catalogues"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26
MISS STANLEY, MISSIONARY,
VISITS RICHMOND FRIENDS

Miss Sada F. Stanley, for twenty
years a Friend missionary in Jamaica,
attended the New Garden Meeting OF
Friends. near Fountain City. Saturday,
and was the guest of Mary A. Ballard
of Richmond, Sunday.
She left Sunday evening for Cart
ington, O., where her father is very
i'll. The time of Miss Stanley's de
parture for Jamaica, where she has
, been doing valuable work for the
Friends, will depend on her fathers
condition, it was stated.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Charles A. Hunnicutt, farmer, Cam
bridge CITY and Evelyn M. Hayes
teacher, Dublin.
Glenn r. May. brakeman, and EtheI
B. May, Richmond.
Joseph G. Rothermel, farmer, Mil
ton, and Margaret E. O'Connell, house
keeper, Milton.
Ora o. Lewis, railroader, Richmond
and Rose E. Burns, Richmond.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26
BAN ON ROLLER SKATES

OXFORD, O., Aug. 26.-Major
Hughes today instructed the police to
enforce the ordinance against the use
of coaster wagons and roller skates
on the sidewalks. This action will
bring sorrow to the hearts of a lo'
of children, but will meet with ap
prevail of a majority of the adults.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26

Simms, Mrs Anna Davis and Mrs. e.
sic Munroe will leave tomorrow morn
ing for Muncie where they will attend
the state convention of Daughters or
America,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26
Circuit Court Records

Suit to recover $40 for work and
service has been filed in circuit court
by George and Charles Petty against
George M. Sewers, According to the
complaint Petty brothers were hired
as agents to purchase farm for Sow
ers, but after the purchase had been
made, Sewers refused to pay the
agents commission for their work.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26

Adjustable casters have been patent
ed by Michigan inventor for talking
machines.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26

Oil firing under boilers is now uni
versally used in Mesopotamia, and
coal which is extremely dear, will fl
nally be displaced everywhere.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26

Mr.. and Mrs. F. c. Nicholson OF
South Eighth street have as their
guest their nephew, Douglas Pierce OF
Carthage, Ind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26

who has been attending Johns Hop
kins university is spending two weeks
here. w..
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Fry have as their
guest Miss Mary Lesly of Winchester.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26

Miss Mary Swerer of Denver, Colo,
is the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Ruther-
ford B. Jones, Of South Eighteenth
street
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26

Mr.. and Mrs. John Foster and
daughters, Martha and Mary and Mr
and Mrs. A. e. Holmes have returned
from motor trip to Lake George.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26

Mr.. and Mrs. James B. Porter are
visiting in Cleveland.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26

Mr.. and Mrs. L. v. Hagerty have re-
turned from trip to Pittsburgh, Bur
falo and Niagara Falls.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-08-26

Charles Quigley has returned from
Detroit after spending the summer
with relatives
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-12-03
PUT HERSELF IN HIS PLACE
Hostess ImpeIied to Forgive ImpuIsivs
Act Of Collector Disappointed Of
Great Prize.

The impulsiveness Of great men
has led to amusing incidents. This
story of Rossetti. who was an ardent
lover Of rare and beautiful china, is
one in point:
The great man dined one evening
with friends who had learned from
him the joys of china collecting. The
dinner was served in beautiful speci-
mems of various sorts of ware, and,
for the better display of the dishes,
was set out on the table. The salmon
was served in an especially precious
dish. When the cover was removed,
Rossetti started, leaned over to ex-
anime the dish, took it in both hands
and turned it upside down to see the
marks on the back. The salmon, Of
course, fell out on the tablecloth, but
Rossetti paid no attention, and only
exclaimed:
t'The very dish I was going to get
tomorrow
The lady was SO elated at having
got the dish ahead Of her guest that
she quite forgave the irreverent
treatment Of her salmon and Of her
tablecloth.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-12-03
Women Need Swamp-Root

Thousands Of women have kidney
and bladder trouble and never sus-
pect it.
Women's complaints often prove
to be nothing else but kidney trou-
bic, or the result Of kidney or blad-
der disease.
If the kidneys are not in a healthy
condition, they may cause the other
organs to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache, loss
OF ambition, nervousness, are often
times symptoms of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment.
DR.: Kilmer's Swamp-Root, ply
sician's prescription, obtained at any
drug store, may be just the remedy
needed to overcome such conditions.
Get medium or large size bottle
Immediately from any drug store.
However, if you wish first to test
this great preparation send ten cents
to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton,
N. Y, for sample bottle. When
writing be sure to mention the Be-
midi Pioneer.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-12-03
OUR CITIZENS DEMAND
Fully COMPLIED With-A Bemidii
Resident Furnished It.

There are few items which appear
in this paper more important to Be-
midi people than the statement
published below. In the first pla ce,
1t is from citizen of Bemidji, and
can be thoroughly relied upon. In
the second place, it indisputably
prove that Doan's Kidney Pills do
their work thoroughly and not tenn
porarily. Read this carefully:
o. E. Erickson, proprietor of
grocery, 1928 Minnesota ave-, says:
Several years ago when working on
the street railway I had bad at
tack of kidney complaint caused by
so much jolting and shaking. It
finally settled in my back and made
1t hard for me to keep going. My
kidneys acted irregularly, too. l
bought Doan's Kidney Pills and two
boxes cured me. Since then I have
been free from all signs OF kidney
trouble"
Price COO, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pil1s-the same that
Mr.. Erickson had. Foster Milburn
Co., Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-12-03
HOW TO GRAFT APPLE TREES
First Thing to DO 10 to Secure Young
Trees About Size Of PENCIL
Any Time In Winter.

TO graft apple trees the first thing
to do is to have young trees little
larger than a pencil. Any kind Of
apple seed will do to plant to grow
these trees, which should be planted
during the fall.
Any time until the 18th Of March,
these trees can be grated. Cut the
little trees of about six inches above
the ground, pulling the knife up
ward and making a smooth slope or
slant about one and one-half inches
long. Split straight down the pith
for about an inch. Then take a
limb Of the current years growth
from any tree of a good variety. and
cut Just reverse Of the above, so
that the two pieces will At together.
It would take a picture to show e1-
actly how this is done. Wrap this
well with grass or wax cord. In two
years the trees are ready to plant in
the orchard.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-12-03
CREAM FOR CATARRH
OPENS UP N0STRILS
Tells How To Get Quick Relief
from Head Colds. It's Splendid!

In one minute your cloggeu nos
trils will open, the air passages of
your head will clear and you can
breathe freely. No more hawking,
snuffling, blowing, headache, dryness.
No struggling for breath at night;
your cold or catarrh will be gone.
Get small bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist now. Apply
a little of this fragrant, antiseptic,
healing cream in your nostrils. It
penetrates through every air passage
of the head, soothes the infamed or
lief comes instantly.
It's just fine. Don't stay stuffed
up with cold or nasty catarrh-
Relief comes so quickly.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-12-03
SORENESS, PAIN, ..
= ACHING JOINTS
Don't Suffer-! Relief Comes the
Moment You Rub With Old
"Si. Jacobs Liniment"

Don't stay sore, stiff and lame!
Timber up. Rub soothing, penetrat-
ing est. Jacobs Linment" right in
your aching muscles, joints and
painful nerves. It's the quickest,
surest pain relief on earth. 1t is alb
solutely harmless and doesn't burn
the skin.
Est. Jacobs Liniment" conquers
pain. 1t instantly takes away any
ache soreness and stiffness in the
head, neck, shoulders, back, legs,
arms, fingers or any part of the body
nothing like it. You simply pour
a little in your hand and rub where
it hurts" and relief comes instantly.
Don't stay crippled! Get a small
trial bottle now from any drug store
1t never disappoints-six gold medal
awards.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-12-03

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