New Britain herald., 1919-11-29

NEW Bi21 | AIN l chesira of human enjoyment And now our dances have shocked Paris. 1t is the ultimate, "So this is Paris" FACTS AND RANCHES.
 The welcome news comes from gov real shortage of flour. The question now is who is the protiteer who cor nered the visible supply? How shall he escape from the popular wrath to come ?--R Burlington Free Press.
 You can still hae a turkey. Let the dealer take your car.--Wall Street Journal.
 The picture services are showing us long rows of fagdraped collins en- closing the bodies of American lads who have died in Russia. Nobody has enlightened us as to what they died Manchester Union.
 Vermont women have been discov- cred making wine out of. .plants and fruits" Sow for d constitutional amendment annihiating plants and fruitS.-New Haven Journal Courier.
 Don't laugh at the anti-tobacco movement. Remember that most of us laughed at the prohibition move ment.-AlbanN Journal.
 Consular Agent Jenkins may be pardnned for feeling a little peeNed: :: it is bad enough to pay >Nour own ransom without being charged with having s'aged your own abduction.- Boston Herald.
 Government handling of the rail- roads. telegraph and telephone SNs- temS in this country has not given the people a very faNora hle impression that such handling is for efficiency, economy or the public good. It has worked against the public interest in every waN.-WarWick Advertiser.
 "Hindenburs says Germany did not want war" What he means is that Germany in 1918 discovered that it had never wanted the war which it was so determined to have in 19l4..-- Syracuse Post -Stanti, rd.
 A lot of supposed world stat tesmen - sadly, need the healthy optimism and sturdy trankness of MT. Glenn enceau of t'rance.-New York Telegraph
 Mexico has gone aDout the limit in arreStng William o. Jenkins, United States agent at Euebla. on the charge Of piotting his own capture by bandits of col:niNins with them 70 discredit the Mexican government. Emphat- lcaIlN. we must see to it that the "ep- resentatives of our government are respected. We must make an end of talking. We must act itufalo News.
 According to the actuary Of Vest ern life insurance company. "Prohi1i- ton has never demon nstrated that II is faNorab ble to longevity. The man who drinks moderately can live as long aS any teetotalcr." But to the Prol3ihi- tionist mind. IS not short life and T dull one the only life !-Nev York World.
 I. W. W.-Ignorance Within and Without. Has News
 The verdict in New York seems to be that the, Prince of Wales is a prince of good fellows-and a first class democrat also. - Providence Journal
 Switzerland had I.ejl-" 70 .:!u>t on arrestinG Americans. Tha; is some thing We will put up with from no country but MeNico.-Kansas City Times.
 Nowadays you must hurry to get your faNorite cigar out of the box on the showcase or it will advance in price before you light it-Toledo Blade.
 In NgNpt d telephone operator has to know Arabic. In this country they tenn of notation. And, by the way, we wonder what is the Arabic for ''lnesbithy. .''-Portland Press
 "All member of the intell actual classes,' says a bclated report from Omsk. left city hurriedlN on foot" In Siberia as elsewhere, eVdently the intelle actual classes have to choose be- tween sitting still and going on foot. -Sprin 2tield Republican.
 It is so easy to find fault that self respecting persons ought to be ashame ed to waste their energies in that WaN.-AnswerS. London.
 Or, as Patrick Henry said in the Fourth Reader. gentlemen may cry peace. peace. but there is no peace- Kansas City Times.
 Providence Rotar rians want daylight saving continued. Springfi" 'd wants