The Arizona copper camp., 1919-03-29

One of Rays prominent citizens has
baby boy, about two years old, who
can't say water" when he wants a
drink. But he does manage to say
"low." This reminds us that water"
in French, is "Peau." Some kid, eh?
Is it the spring weather? Well if it
isn't, what can be the cause of ell
these black eyes that are now being
worn by local sporting men? R. "
has a beaut; Bill bumped against a
bunch of fives and even the Judge had
a confused optic last week. Some
thing is all wrong.
Did you hear that it may be called
the Chocolate Blossom" now?
A new ukulele was the subject We
were idly strumming the beloved ob-
jekt," and complaining about the
tone. Don't pick on it more'n you
can help says Pro Bono Publico
(and he wasn't stringing us, either).
The Judge tells this one: Zone of
our colored soldiers was in confab
with another. The first had been dec
GRATED with the Croix de Guerre for
signal bravery, and, while resting, de-
voted a little time telling Nose Jack
son, corporal of his platoon, about it.
Don't forget that the scene is in
France).
Corporal, Abs done got de cross de
gair, n she shures a humdinger.'
"Ah'd much rather cross de oshun,"
replied the corp'l.
Good morning! Have you bought
your little oil stock yet?"
"The moonshine's bright on our old
Kentucky home" and we wonder if it
is any better than bootleg.
0OOl6O w dlu lids IulS one 10
spring on poor, suffering humanity:
A brand new Irish cop, one of New
York's finest, just appointed,
rushed into the station house. He
hunted around for the desk sergeant,
and breathlessly reported
Sarge, there's been a dead horse
which same Oh found on Vesey street
this marnin', n phwat shall OF do with
it, sor?"
After looking him up and down for
a minute, adding to the cops discom-
future, the sergeant said:
We'll, write out your report"
Patrick thought while Then he
commenced writing, but finally
stopped, scratching his head.
Sarge, n how is it you sphell tho:
wor-r-d 'Vesey?"
"You do your own spelling" said
the sarge.
Pat worried little while, then
grabbed his cap and ran out. Fifteen
minutes later he returned, wiping his
forehead, which was dripping with
perspiration.
did you find out how to spell We
scy?'" asked the sergeant.
mo, but I dragged the horse over to
Main street." said the young hopeful.
One of Rays most popular young
men, whose name is household word,
called on young lady the other even
ing.
They were still on the porch very
stilD, and the 1890 whistle had
blown a long time ago.
"Eczema!" called the irate maternal
parent, 81 want you to come in right
away. It's quite late"
Eyes, mother dear-I will, after a
second mother" replied the fair Ec-
zema.t
''No, you come RIGHT in," replied
mother; "I've heard the third and the
fourth already"
For about an hour Aunt Mirandy's
three dusky offspring had been "pes-
toring" her to take them to the cir
GUS The big tents had just been
pitched three or four blocks away.
and there was great excitement in
the neighborhood.
"Now, you all go on away" COIN
manded Aunt Mirandy 81 gotta
work to buy ,yo' grub an yo' clos. l
amt got no time to take yo' no
where's
Den ask pappy to take US"
pleaded one of the youngsters.
F'Huh Yo' pa amt got no intrlis
in no circus a-tall, a-tall. No, .suh!"
Then, after a pause, she added con
tcmptuously: HE amt got de slight
eG' ambition for no circus since he
done hab de delirous trembles. =