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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
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FAIRY TALE II
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ANGORA GOATS.
BY Nary Graham Bonner '!!,!st

"Good-day," said Mr.. Angora Goat"
"Bad-day," said Mrs. Angora Goat.
II might have expected you to make
such speech" said Mr.. Angora Goat.
"Why?" asked Mrs. Angora Goat.
Because you're such a terror" said
Mr. Angora Goat.
$50 are you, my DEAR"
"Well, wouldn't have surprised my
self if I had said it, either" said
Mr.. Angora Goat.
"Such silly foolishness," said Mrs.
Angora Goat, chow can a creature sur
prise himself?"
"Quite easily" said Mr.. Angora
Goat
"How?" asked Mrs. Angora Goat.
"By surprising himself"
"But how can he do anything that
would surprise himself, silly?" asked
Mrs. Angora Goat.
"Well. he might surprise himself by
falling over when he meant to stand
up. or by slipping when he didn't in
tend to, or in many other ways.
'There, smarty, you thought you had
me in trap, didn't your"
II thought no such thing. wouldn't
trap you, and besides there is no trap
around"
II didn't mean a real trap" said Mr..
Angora, 81 mean you tried to put me
In a hole"
II didn't at ALL" said Mrs. Angora.
ooh, DEAR" said Mr.. Angora, what
l mean is you tried to make me ap-
pear foolish and as If I couldn't an
swer my own questions and l could.
You will have to admit that"
"Very well, I admit it," said Mrs.
Angora Goat. II agree with you,
though not with many creatures. That
is. agree with you at times"
81 know" said Mr.. Angora, sit is not
because of your sweet disposition"
"Why should I waste time by having
such a thing? One can't enjoy It,"
"Others can, perhaps" said Mr.. An
CORA, "but that is not my affair. I
know the keeper says we're bad
pair"
eyes," agreed Mrs. Angora. "rve
heard him say so. He said we were
beautiful, but bad!"
"That's absurd" said Mr.. Angora
Goat. 1.-THE very idea Of being good
when we are beautiful. That is quite
enough"
81 think So" said Mrs. Angora Goat,
"but many creatures don't"
1--WE heard the keeper say that we
were the worst pair Of angora goats
he had ever known" said Mr.. Angora
Goat.
"Good," said Mrs. Angora Goat, shak-
ing her horns.
Mr.. Angora watched her as she did
this. "Your horns aren't nearly so
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
"Oh, FiddIesticksl"

large as mine. Mine are more hand
some, too"
"Oh, fddlesticks !" said Mrs. Angora
Goat.
"What do you mean by that" asked
Mr.. Angora Goat.
II mean I don't bother about what
you say unless It Is the same as what
say and think"
"Well," said Mr.. Angora Goat, 81
can say the same of you. and about
you"
1--WE heard" said Mrs. Angora Goat,
after a moment, shat even though you
may brag Of your handsome horns
which are little bit bigger than mine,
that you are considered far worse than
/ am.
"Yes, I've heard that you were twice
IS bad as / was, twice."
''That's good" said Mr.. Angora Goat,
"for If am going to be bad fellow
/ will be a thoroughly bad. one. I'm
glad I succeed"
So the two angora goats gave the
keeper lot of trouble, but they didn't
care, for they were mean as well as
bad and cross.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
SAFE, GENTLE REMEDY
BRINGSlSURE RELIEF

you need. Take three or four every day.
The healing oil soaks into the cells and
lining of the kidneys and drives out
the poisons. New. life. and health will
surely follow. When your normal vigor
for a while to keep yourself in condi-
ton and prevent return Of the dis
ease.
Don't wait until you are incapable OF
fighting. Start taking GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules today. Your
druggist will cheerfully refund your
money If you are not satisfied with
results. But be sure to get the original
imported GOLD MEDAL and accept no
substitutes. In three Sizes, Sealed
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
You Do More Work.

You are more ambitious and you get more
enjoyment out of everything when you
blood is in good condition. Impurities in
the blood have very depressing effect on
the system. causing weakness. laziness
nervousness and sickness.
GROVES TASTELESS Chill TONIC
restores Energy and Vitality by Purifying
and Enriching the Blood. When you feel
its strengthening. invigorating effect, SEQ
how it brings color to the cheeks and how
it improves the appetite. you will then
appreciate its true tonic value.
GROVES TASTELESS Chill TONIC
is not a patent medicine, it is simply
IRON and QUININE suspended in Syrup.
So pleasant even children like it. The
blood needs Quinine to Purifyit and IRON
to Enrich it. These reliable tonic prop
critics never fail to drive out impurities in
the blood.
The Strength Creating Power Of GROVES
TASTELESS Chill TONIC has made II
the favorite tonic in thousands of homes.
More than thirty-five years ago. folks
would ride a long distance to get GROVES
TASTELESS Chill TONIC when a
member of their family had Malaria or
needed a bodybuilding. strengthening
tonic. The formula is just the same to.
day. and you can get 1t from any drug
store. Coo per bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
CAUTIOUS.

An American ambulance driver in
the French army, running over road
under heavy shell fire, saw a green
driver with a truck in a she'll hole
says Judge.
"Stuck, old man?"
Eyes, this is my first time under
fire. You see, they always told me
shell never hits in the same place
twice, so I drives into this hole, and
well, by gum, pard, can't you pull
me out?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
No PIeasantries Attached.

"There will still be use for cork
screws when the nation goes dry
Corks are found in other bottles be
sides thouse containing whisky.
II dare say you are right" said Mr.
Jagsby, gloomily, "but corn puller OF
that kind will not be preceded by merry
quips and sparkling repartee, show
ing that joy is about to be unconfined.'
BIRMINGHAM Age-Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
PERHAPS He Had Repented.

A funny one happened the other day
in the Office Of justice of the peace.
A young couple were being married,
surrounded by several friends. AS
usual, the ritual came to that place
where the justice said:
Does anyone present know of any
reason why this couple should not be-
come man and wife?"
And to everybody's amazement, the
groom spoke up, II do"
AS he said afterwards, that's what
comes of too many rehearsals."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

For 200 years GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem Oil has enabled suffering human
liver, bladder and stomach troubles
and all diseases connected with the
urinary organs, and to build up and
restore to health organs weakened by
disease. These most important organs
must be watched, because they filter
and purify the blood; unless they dc
their work you are doomed.
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervous
ness, dependency, backache, stomach
trouble, pains in the 1oins and lower
abdomen, gravel, rheumatism, sciatica
and lumbago all warn you of trouble
with your kidneys. GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Cansules are the remedy
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
oh, Happy Dayl

Teacher-If you take four fingers
rom ten, how many remain?
Alice does not reply.
Teacher-How many fingers have
you altogether?
Alice-Ten.
Teacher-And suppose four were
missing-what have you them
Alice (beaming)-No music lessons
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Yes, From Boston.

In one Of the southern training
camps a profane and perspiring infan-
try sergeant was doing his best to
pound into the heads Of squad of ex-
ceedingly raw rockies" the rudiments
of military science.
When the sergeant gave an order
each willing recruit Of the squad made
a commendable effort to execute it,
but every little rookie had movement
all his own, with highly unsatisfactory
results.
GAS you were!" bawled the sergeant.
At this point the proceedings were
interrupted by recruit from Boston,
who, before enlisting, had been Har-
ward student.
"Bew pawdon, sawgeant," said he,
"but wouldn't it be noah propah to
say: you will restoah the status quo
anteT" Cartoons Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Onions In the Paint.

The painters had just finished paint
ing the walls, ceiling and woodwork of
the kitchen, which small Catherine
was inspecting. After a few moments
her eyes began to pain and water.
"Oh,s mother" she cried. do the
men put onions in their paint, that
makes your eyes hurt?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Practical Man.

"Helen's lips are drifting dust y
quoted the literary person. "Now,
that's my idea of poetical line
ut is rather pretty, 1 guess" said
Mr.. Gawker, who hasn't thought out
side of business. "Tm glad you men
toned it."
'Then you are lover Of poetry"
mo, but that quotation reminds me
that I have an engagement in about
half an hour with chap who wants
to sell me the state rights to a new
type Of street sprinkler. I believe
there's money in it."-Birmingham
Age-Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
His CompIaint.

"Say, looky yur!" began citizen of
the Sandy Mush region, entering the
Palace drug store in Tuminville. "You
fellers sold me this yur rat p'izon last
week, and three or four of my children
got hold of the box and EFT up right
smart of the stuff. 1t didn't pear to
damage 'em none, and I'll be logged
if don't believe I've been swindled."
Judge
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
whiIlnn Away Leisure Hours

81 wonder how much wood Wilhelm
has really chopped
81 dunno" answered Farmer Corn.
tossel: ''but I have suspicion he
didn't cut down more'n enough to
make a few good fishin' rods for his
self an the boys"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Humane Judqe.

"Now, judge, this husband OF mine Is
worthless, but ask you to let him 60
this time. I'll take him home. I'll skin
him alive I'll learn him."
81 think" said the alarmed judge,
that I'd better send him TO Jail to
save him from worse punishment"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
safenuardino a Jewel.

"Could you arrange to have the let.
ter carrier call only once week at my
house?" asked Mr.. CrosSlots.
"What's the idea?" inquired the man
at the post Office window.
"Wy wifes afraid the new cook will
think he's company coming to dinner
and leave before we can explain"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
rIIxrR BABEK A GOOD TONIC

I EI1XIR BABEK "A GUUD IUN1C
And Drives Malaria Out of the System.
"Vour sKsabek, acts like magic; have given
| Il to numerous people in my parish who Were
ommend it to those who are sufferers and in
| need Of a good tonic."-Rev. s. Szymanewski,
ST. Stephens Church, Perth Amboy, N. j..
Parcel Post, prepaid, from Kloczewski d Co.
| Washington, D. O.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
luna Advice

Bishop Bristol, in an address in
Chattanooga, was giving advice to pros
pective bridegrooms.
whatever you do" said the bishop,
"don't spoil everything on your we'd
ding day by telling your wife what
fine pies your mother used to make.
Swallow the brides creation, even II
you have to break the crust with a
sledge hammer, assure her it's a Gull.
nary chef d'oeuvre, and then take
pill on the sly"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
DISAGREED With Him.

Bert could not eat porridge without
feeling distressed. Scolded one day by
his sister for speaking rudely to her
girl friend, he said: 81 just can't
help it, sis; she affects me 'zactly like
Lorridge."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
What B Stood For.

Kenneth was trying to teach his
small sister the alphabet and felt that
he had been working long enough to
get results. He turned to the first
page Of the A B G book and said:
"a is for acorn. What is B forT'
The answer came promptly, "B is
for beecorn."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Sealed Tlsht Kept Rtaht
The Flavor Lasts
PUTTING 1t Up to Grandpa.

Putting It Up to Grandpa.
Howard had not had his breakfast
one morning when his grandfather
drove up in his car. Howard wanted
very much to go along, but his mother
said: "But you haven't had your break
fast yet, and grandpa doesn't want to
wait"
Howard studied a moment and then
replied: well, If I was grandpa
and had little boy, I'd say, Go on
and eat your breakfast and I'll wait
for you"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat
Ing influence of the perfume she uses
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum Powder usually means a clear,
sweet, healthy skin.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
The Correct Version.

Wife-Speaking correctly, William,
ought / to say Il shall have a new
dress" or 81 will have a new dress?'
Hubby-Speaking correctly, Marie,
you should say: Il won't have n new
dress"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
How Edward Knew.

Dorothy-Eddy, your mammals call
ing you and I'll bet she's mad.
Little Edward-No her amt; cause
IL she wuz she'd be calling Edward"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
shakespearean knowledge.

"What is the meaning of the WORD
tadage|" a schoolmaster asked.
"a place to put cats into" was the
pupils answer.
"What put such an idea into your
head"
"Well, sir, doesn't it say in Shake
speare. Like the poor cat In the
adage?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Short Work,

Jones-Have you any good farms
for sale?
Real Estater-Are you good judge
of farm property?
JonesT am.
Real Estater-I haven't.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Real Help.

"What are you doing to help your
fellowman?" asked the reformer.
"Well, for one thing" replied the
old crouch in the corner, I'm trying
to keep out of his way as much as
possible.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Quite Up to Date.

Old Friend-So you are engaged?
Ethel-Oh, yes; he's nothing but a
fiat, but he has a motorcar, flying
machine and pots of money.
Old Friend-Then he's what you'd
call q modern fiat with all convent.
ences, I suppose?-London Tit-Bits.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

No sensible girl considers herself an
angel just because some young man
happens to tell her she Is.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
MOTHERS
TO BE
Should Read Mrs. Monyhan's
Letter Published by
Her Permission.
Mitchell, Ind.-"Lydia E. Pinkhan>s
Vegetable Compound helped me so much

uuTluS tlS CA1Ilo 1
was lookingforward
to the coming of my
little one that / am
recommending it to
other expe c t a n t
mothers. Be f ore
taking it, somed days
Z suffered with neu-
ralgia so badly that
I thought I could
not live, but after
taking three bottles
Of Lydia E. in k
hams V e ge table
Compound was en-
tirely relieved Of
n algia, l had
gained in strength
and was able to go
around and do all
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Her Limit Not Reached.

"When your wife starts to talk does
she know how to stop?"
~ am unable to say. I have been
married only nine years. STRAY
Stories.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Sleep.

my husband slept all through the
sermon in church yesterday morning."
"That's nothing. My husband even
goes to sleep at moving picture
show"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

Nothing in this great wonderful
world of ours was made in vain"
"Well." observed Uncle Bill Bottle
top, maybe you can show me some
thing to do with perfectly good mint
bed"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
TO Drive Out Malaris

TO Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up The System
fake the Old Standard GROVES TASTE
LESS chill TONIC. You know what you
IRE taking. as the formula 10 printed on
every label showing 1t is QUIN1NE ana
IRON in tasteess form. The Quinine drives
suit the malaria. the Iron builds up the
ystem. Price 60c
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Cupid at College.

Don't you think you could learn to
love me?"
"Prexy says I'm taking too many
studies already" responded the fair
coed. .-.--.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Don't Poison Baby.

LOFTY AGO almost mother hough her child must have
seen and FEW DROPS TOO MANY will produce the SLEEP
FROM WICH Many the children who
named
anybody labelling them poison The definition OF narcotic
oaon
and deat Inc ase
Of Drops Soothing should
OF what is CASTORIA DOES NOE
CONTAIN NARCOTICS the signature ~
Of Fletcher ./<LH<INETx-.
Genuine Castora always the signature Of e2Z /<~
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Comparisons,

"What a fine flush was on that pref
ty little wife's cheek the other night"
"Humph. 1t was nothing to the
fine flush in her husbands hand"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Not Yet.

"You once said you would share
your last dollar with me-" whined the
son-in-law.
"Yes, but you haven't quite reduced
me to that yet" returned the heart
less father-in-law.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Courage.

OVVTdVSs
Aren't you afraid to wear a bath
Ing suit like that?"
afraid Of what?" asked the girl.
"Sunhurn."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
The Reason.

"Does your chauffeur gossip about
your affairs that you call him a leaky
vessel?"
mo; I call him that because I am
always bailing him out"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

The pen may be mightier than the
sword, but it isn't in it with the pretty
typewriter.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

What a beautiful world this would
be If flowers only grew to resemble
their pictures in the seed catalogue.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Believes in EN-.

"Boardly's tn most superstitious
man ever saw"
"Superstitious?
"Hes the sign painter, you know"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
In the May WhirI.

Eleanor, five, had seen her first
dance. She was frankly delighted
watching the dancers. but had little
to say when she got home that eve
ming.
The next morning mamma told her
to tell daddy about the dance. that
daddy had never seen dance. She
explained it thus to daddy:
"Well, you see, daddy, they sort Of
cuddle up with their hands out this
way on one side and hug with the
other hands and then they scrape their
feet on the floor and sort of run up
one side of the floor, scraping their
feet, and down the other other side"
Life is full of uncertainties even
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

nv homework. NY baby when seven
months old weighed 10 pounds and I feel
better than I have for long time. 1
never had any medicine do me so
much good. Mrs. PEARL MOUNTAIN,
Mitchell, Ind.
Good health during maternity is q
most important factor to both mother
and child, and many letters have been
received by the Lydia E. Pinkham
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass, telling Of
health restored during this trying period
by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
Profitable Trip,

An interesting, and profitable trip
that every motorist should take but
very few think of is trip under the
car to see the condition Of things
there.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

It's better to think Of what you are
going to eat than to be unable to forget
what you have eaten.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

Some men imagine they are the
whole orchestra because they have
drums in their ears.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
uammer and Tonos Tyue.

The Girl-I admire that pianfst's
finish. Don't you" The Man-"Yes
but always dread his beginning"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

Pity the misguided amateur garden
sr who tries to live on the vegetables
he raises.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

DR.. Peery's Dead Shot" is not 'Iozenge"
mr. "syrup" but a real old-fashioned dose OF
medicine which cleans out Worms or Tape
worm with . single dose. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
When He Did 1t.

From what you tell me, Sam, you
have been busy man all your life"
Eyes, sab; yes, sah."
you've done great deal in your
time and day, Sam, l guess"
eyes, sah Dat is, Use done a good
lot in nah day: but it WIZ in de boss's
time, sah."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

IN LEG1SLA-
TIVE HALLS.
Did you see
the lady sem
atof?
] did.
A n d w b q t
was she doing
when you saw
her?
She was pow
dering her nose.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
The Difficulty.

'T would like to take you apart, sir
"You can't. I'm no human puzzle"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

Fortunate is the man who can elm
mate the word revenge from his vocab.
uIarv
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15

formulated Eyelids Sites. Inaamed Eyes
relieved over night by Roman Eye Balsam.
One trial proves its merit. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-08-15
No References.

Jones-"Have you references from
your former employer" Typist-
'Well, no; I'm unfortunately married
to him."