Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1919-07-24
BRIEF EXCURSIONS IN
THOUGHTLAND.

I THOUGHTLAND.
AS the head swells the brain
shrinks.
One laugh is worth several hundred
groans.
Without the apple it would be
bum Eden.
People, like automobiles, are noisy
if cheap.
We preach economy-mostly for
the other fellow.
Don't let your ripe experiences get
too ripe.
Emulate the physicians and bury
your mistakes.
Shiftless men and flirty women
have signs out.
i! Gin should be labeled with skull
and crossbones.
Love in a cottage beats jealousy in
a mansion.
A girl was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Steve Wondersek on July Is, DR.. Hoe
fer attending.
Major Earl Beagle arrived this
morning for a couple of weeks visit
with home folks.
| Harry Allstrand of Eagle Grove is
spending a few days here with his
friends.
Miss Marguerite Grey, daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Grey, Of Sioux
City, is here for few days, the guest
of the Herbert Cress home.
The Miller hotel, an old landmark,
is now but memory All the frame
structure is now down and nothing
remains but the brick first floor.
Lieut.. I. c. Kelley Of Spokane.
Wash, is visiting his grandparents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Patrick O'Connor. He
is on his way home having recently
landed from overseas service. The
parents Of Lieut.. Kelley were former
residents of this city.
! A. NJ. Keeney, mail carrier on Route
8, and his wife left on the 18th foa a
visit to northern Illinois, the home Of
their childhood. They accompany
home their cousin, who has been Wis
lting here for week, on her return
from a trip through Yellow5tone
Pal.
The new opera chairs are being
placed IN pos.tlon IN the lower fluar
at the Majestic theatre. They are Of
the very latest type and will add
much to the comfort of that popular
playhouse.
| D. G.. Forde and son, Phillip, were
on the So. Omaha market this morn
ing with G5 hogs averaging 2TO
pounds. The hogs were good :enough
to bring $224O per hundred.
4 Mrs Walter Shelton and son, Glen.
! and Miss Helen Mandelko departed
this morning for Kansas City, Mo-,
where they will be the guests Of Mrs.
W. B. Wyman, a sister Of the ladies'
Mrs. B. F. Reilly and daughter, Miss
Helen, accompanied by their guest,
RS. " G Pn5tan, Of David City,
Neb., are snend.ng the day at Omaha.
/ Relatives here have rec we'd word
that Harley Stout has returned from
overseas. landing in New York City
Monday.
! Miss Nellie Schulze Of plattsmouth,
Neb., is assisting at the T. j. Hennes-
sey office.
Mrs. Harry Brown of Norfolk, Neb.,
is the guest of the John Zahner home
this week.
Mrs. Catherine White is visiting
friends in Des Moines this week.
Madams G. B. Moore and Catherine
Moriarity departed this morning for
Rock Rapids, Ia, to visit the formers
parents.
j. A. Mattox of Gross, Neb., form
er resident of this vicinity, is the
guest of relatives and friends here
this week.
Mrs. James O'Riley and sons, who
J have been the months guests Of the
B. T. O'Riley family, departed this
morning for visit with the formers
parents at Reresford, S. D.
| Howard Nelson is reported on the
sick list today
!! Mrs. Fred T. Hughes was morn
/ ing passenger to Omaha.
The thermometer registered Sc de-
grees at 5 a. m. today.
Harold Seabury has resigned his
position at the Dean & Daub grocery
and has entered the employ of the
Union Cooperative Assn.
Mrs. Ward McGavren and chill
dren were the days guest Of friends
in Honey Creek.
The McGavren Tractor Co. reports
the following sales: Two motor culti-
vators to VIM. Wescott of Woodbine:
an Avery separator to the Joe O'Con-
nor Threshing Co., Avery tractors to
Jake Fry, Albert Ericsson and Art
Fisher, it being the second Avery to
be purchased by the latter.
Mr.. and Mrs VIM. Neidermeyer are
spending a two weeks vacation with
their daughter, Mrs. Ella Coffman.
Dell Myers has accepted position
in the clothing department of the
Egan department store.
| Ben Gordon and Royce Briggs ar
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