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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-12-01
Los Republicans
barreran al par
lido Democratic
ODE EUEvA YORK,

FL snorns trirnfo qus A. obssnlds
el Pariido rsprhi.esno amsrican1 81
las e,ecrionss ds haze una ssmana.
asegura ds mansra dsanifiva si triun
70 De esta coler'ividad polite ~ -
eleccionea Prssidsneisifs vsaidsras
va - cosa familiar ~ ias cifcuias
poiiticos eapitaies - "a naa6n. 81 aus
los Repubiicanos sehafsn ios Dems
craias del pods1 ~ 1920 y srtss sise
clones 10 han ase9nrado rs. 4 nenas
ire no se mefsn - Espptllcanes sn
l'gisiaciou inopcr'uua 8 c1usfsn aiela
grave err5s polliiro ariss as nsviemhfs
veaidef1
VI pueblo di6 con una asvafla ahru
madofs. 81 asfn'imisnfe b pauues
one en- 81 ssusdo Eactouii s. ssstsn.
DO u mayors Republican, tsndsnss q
IA americsni on del Trsfado as pas
con Aismsnla
Il ptessnte kdriniefrftsn - >.
sado pot uno ds lss rsr.ades mas er
'icos qus reris'fa Il hl.fors nselsusi
y tcdsvif hay - ~ ffsuf. frrnte
con nm. ori.s domes'ies - psfaisia
Esia sffou'audo rrsvss prohiemss ans
han traido Hna ps,iefosa d.ssnri6n ds
ch'sss
Y como sHesde sisrp-s oss nns Al.
minis'racion es iismada ru.suasras
con IA cona.cto dou.fs'tla rsms q pre-
seuie. ia administration Dtn6crsta -
ha afnado psiizrosss saemn'ades D.
h'icas on tods "a nsci8n rnemisfadss
que minaH 'u for'slsss eu rl Psass. >
que inevifabismsuts Is dsstruifkn
Los Republicans nan s-fsao dnran,s
echo ahos fusfa dsi pndsf - ia-
proximas sleccionss pres dsueitiss zen
dram fu favor fodas a. suinarids
d. 'resdas por fos acouferimisnsas
hasts ahora su coaira ds s pssssuts
Administrator
Estas animosidades son tan nums
rosas de tai nafurslega. aas st is
Republicans psrdisran las s,sseisnss
vcnidsras 70 hahrisn sin fn3s dsrra.
tado 81 mtsmos
VI reeul'sdo ds las slesrienss as
aver no oozl6 d. sorprsss ios De
mocrs'ss. ain duda En5. ns peaisa
spersr uinGnn resaiisao srhrisussmeu.
= favorabis rars soiiaistar sa pres
ti7io en- las sisrcionsa pfesldeurlais-.
Por 81 contrario. sr hubissaa adnhaas
scrurameufs ~ hahrr fssai'ads Il sise
cci6a 81 favor
Los Democrats hahlsn passss todas
sus espersnxas en- b. rauaeaci6a del
Tratado 10 pa. 70 euaf hubisra fimsa.
tsdo sin duda su prssflgi,. se,uada
On modo muy favorabis : sst rsnai
datos 81 las slscclouss Del mastss D.
ssdo.
Peso i ratiaeaei6a 81 ~ rsssrdada
hasia mas ala de iss sitc. ionss. sisnds
evidsnte qus q Tfaisdo w. ~ rauf
cara sino dsspuss ds habs ruffiso tsI
cambio 81 manas ds ia mavos.a ne
pubiicsua del seuado qus sefs imps
sibis identihrario ron 81 rssrt iarars4
documeu;o qas tfsIo Mf wilson as
Paris
r. rssaltado ~ iss siseacnss de aysr.
por 10 isn'o dsia ver one io Espa
biicanos hsn rsrihido 81 asrufimlsnso
del pusbio amsrisano ~ - pcuties
Dc amsricanizaeion 81 Trsfado y qus
on is1o Wilson. , q rars.do Dsm6.
crats irsu ineviishiemerfs "a ds
rrots como 81 ias siseci5us ds 1919
y 1919 han 10
rEFE Lfrrr
New York 10 ds novlsmsbss
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FIEsTAs CAToLIcAs.

En- nuessra Iglesia Sc han cslebra 10
solcmnes ejercicios en- honor dc "a fn
maculada Conception. Las festss de
este afio proncten resultar mas iucidas
que las anteriores. pues reina gran an
msci6n entire los fieles
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-12-01
NUEvos AMIGOS.

Hcmos tsa'do 81 gHsso de saludsr =
los jovenes Sergio Rivera y osear Gui
llauni FL primero pres'6 important
servicios al gobierno de los Estsdos Uni
dos el segundo es estudisnte Dc II
Universsdad.
Ell coRREsPoNsAL
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-12-01
FARMAcIA SAN MIGUEL.

Nos partieipa nuestro buen amigo 81
Licenciado Pe.syo Relucca Rivero. pro
pietario de la va screditada farmacia
San Miguel, QUO acaba de recibir nm
excelente surfido de drogas = paten
tizados. como ssiaismo. un gran ps
dido de perfumcria dc los mejores r.
bricantes.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-12-01
NUEsTRo PEsAME.

10 damos muy sentido 4 nuss - IRE
rido amigo don Ramon Garcia. c1uoci
do popularmcute por "Bayons auicn
pasa por Ia pena de perder ru sman
te y querida csposa.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-12-01
Sc APRoSIMA LA zAFRh.

Reina mucha suims ei6n para IA pro
xima cosceha. Ia cuai. ssg.in todss las
probabilidados. oomenzara ei dii Gin.
co de dicismbre la zafra de este aho
promote ser msjor que nunca
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-12-01
FRANCISCO v. MUSIZ

Despues de IN viaie dc tres Inesss poI
los paises hie9ano-amsriaanos hemos
tenido Ell gusto de ssludsr a este distin
guido amigo. que viens muy con.ento
y satisfecho de su viaie
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-12-01

Esta mahaus fsHssl6 IA my virfus
"a doha Teiipa dsi vsTs. viuaa asl sus
fus prsa'iuicso cabsiiero aon uodaif3
dei Vale y soriano uoraha ds maekss
simpatiss - Ponrs. ssfanao emp4fsn.
'sda con prssiiriosss fsmflas as L. 4
Ia. Era madrs a. dou Enauifs eel ".
We. comisions6o ds ssrvicis Pdhiics a.
IA eiudsd. risvsn sssss Hnsns n -.
preston ds nass,fo psssms . isa dsuass
de u qus fns sxesisuss sshsta
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-12-01
IntereSanteS
informaciones
de Cabo Roio

UN BUEN ACUERDo.-La Asam-
blea municipal acOrdo en- su ultima
Session. ceder el importe de sus sala
rios, para destinarios a los fondos Que
seran enviados a Paris con 81 prop6
sito de socorrsr la viuda del doctor
Betances.
Demas esta decir que el acuerdo
de Ia Asamblea ha sid9 bieu recibido
por nuestros compueblanos
Ell BALE DEL DOMINGO Resui
to nm gran exito el baile celebrsdo 81
dltimo domingo en- los amplios s7lonss
de nuestro Casino La animaci6n no de
cayo nj nm solo momento. bailandase
hasta las dos v media dc Ia madruza
ia. Lindas Y encantadoras damas a.
San Juan dieron mayor reaice Ia hes
"a. La reputada orpuesta Juvcntud
ameRizo Ell acto. La comision orzani
zadora. compuesta por las distinguidas
sefioritss Georgina Silva. Amelia silva
y Carmen Saavedra msrecen nuest.a
mas fCrviente felicitsci6n por FL gran
exito alcanzado. Il baile iievose
efecto a benefcio dc Ia Cruz Roia
CAMPANA PoLTTICA Ia circula
do una hoia suelta suscrita por 81 dig
no presidense del Partido Republican,.
nuestro buen amigo don Trancisco CO.
mas Ortiz, en- Ia que hace una llamada
todos los buenos republicanos con
ell fin de que Sc apresten a Ia proxima
mcha electoral: y a este proposito ss
ha alberto en- las ohcinas del Comite
un libro registro. para apuntar sus nom
bres.
Como sc We Ia lucha electoral promote
e,r muy renida. Las fracciones De D.
Union Sc disponen a combatir sin tTe
gua por la victoria de sus huestes
sISIPATICA BoDA Han Undo sus
destinos la ioven bella sshorita Ro-
81 Angel Ramirez con el culto dis
tinguido joven don Fernando Padilla
Fx,~rga n,,n eo.- Frff~cr
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Sc ilama u sssnsi6u 81 cemisionsds
fe ssnidad sesres as IA riaia oossumbra
qus hay a. sisras 10 fafacouss ds "a
hasura en- sitio pronin-nss ds IA Gale.
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No sabemos per ere sss tslsraneia
Dc IL Comisisn ds Service pahiies con
i compsaia dsi trolley Essa ctm
pahia. enc visns prssfando ~ aervteio
detestabls. ga abusanao eel favor aus
le pressa 81 pdbllco. y eso. parscs ans
no 10 vs IA comisl6n.
cOrnrgroMnAf.
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Como era ds szpsrsrss fas ahsuelss
en- ID cor's Municipsi 81 pgssfirioso
csbsilego don GaiiisFmo sehuek So
rsz. qmisu hahia s.do scusaao a. 80
ms'imisnto y aarssisn Dsfsndia
maestro amigo den eastsvs Re8riruss
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DESDE Ponce

NOV -
IT. fai.sl lido Il muy rsapesshls iseo
"a dofs Carmsn fussrry vtlas a. pa
cell. suspsrsufada con aisfiaHulasa a
mil 80 ds Pours = Peausiss r. ssfsra
Iri7afry era msdfs psisift dsl smfu
sissa uniouisia don Jasa Cessss Tsrrsr.
a quisn IN uui6n a. lse fsruss asuass
suviamos maestro mts ssntida pssams.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-12-01
EI Honorable JueZ TexidOr reSueIve
un impOrtante "Habeas Corpus"
Decaa sin ga ec eca pOr ST. Augusta de Chabe para que
e sea eegada nina que en en- % Oder S Felipe Sanchez OsSO

EN- LA CoRTE DE DISTRITo DEL
DIsTRITo JUDICIAL DE SAN JUAN
PTo. RICO
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1919-12-01

sISIPATICA BoDA Han Undo sns
destinos la ioven y bella sshorita Ro-
81 Angel Ramirez con el culto dis
tinguido joven don Fernando Padilla
Garcia. Que sean feliccs.
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Nev YORK 10 ss uovlsm,bs
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-07
Reflects Good Housekeeping

kitchen and an added touch
Of beau o
times the quality o saving
workm quickly efficiently
nwhoap ppreciate
getting
elookfo the ename
inNs THE Aiuminu M housekeeping
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-07
COLONIAL DRAPERIES

for home beautifying. Almost enough said,
isn't it, when you say Colonial? Colorings and
designs are exceptional and entirely new for
window and interior draping.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-07
$9.75 TO $3.50
MINERVA YARNS

are soft and strong and the most wonderft ly
colored yarns in all the world Knitting or GRO
cheting the many fashionable and clever articles
now being worn was never more popular. Ask
to see Minerva Yarns.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-07

::::.::Tba, ba,.Adin Z
I: @:::Rate'..:.:" Bdseala.lS''hls|| 81 /
;. s. Pendl dletonss sIeelest PEiceT shop -. q


o ftw ands son,chn
of five
idea
IN
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-07

made
Is he hd nn it
e the esun.
PIECE-YotrIL
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-07

This Is the high grade Aluminium Ware
that you see. advertised i'm the Saturday
Evening Post. Ladies Home journal. Good
housekeeping. Deiineator. McCalls, Dcsign-
and Womans Magazine.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-07

It's just like us. We're always do
ing something and we always do
everything right.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-10-07

Highly eboni1ed, sure-gTlp, detachubIe
handle. Handle ears and spout welded on.
Slotted ears allow handle to be shifted to
any desired position. Rivetless, no-burn,
ebonixed knob. Seif-flling. easy pouring
spout. Unusually wide oase-quck heat
ing. Miro finish. Colonial design. (Also
made in plain round style.) Miro trade
mark.
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6 ::

UND.-fardon, your majesty, | meant to
have left this with YOU Glands him sheet
of paper)
KAISER-Heraus!
UND.-You won't give the job to any of
those Allied undertakers, your majesty?
They wouldn't do you Justice
(Kaiser seizes pistol again, and under
taker exits rapidly.)
KAISER Cooking at paper)-A receipted
bill: Received from Graf Bentinck payment
IN full for expense of extraordinary de luxe
funeral at Amerongen, including hussar uni
form, purple satin pail and services of 100
mutes in sable"--- Good heavens this is
beginning to pail on me Ha ha! l must
include this remarkable document in the
autobiography. places it among MS. panersl
1t begins to look as though I might be able
to describe the funeral after all. (Turns
over his papers, sets them in order) Hap
PLY I've got everything in pretty good
order. Clocks at undertaker's catalogue
This is grewsome business (Reads.) "a
good bourgeois funeral. 800 marks" Hum!
Funeral such as is acceptable to the no.
Dlllty, l'ooo marks" Extra special funeral
for high nobility, 1000 marks" should
thlnX bentlnck would have been content with
that don't quite like the idea of his hav-
ing hussar uniform. 1t seems rather too
much swank for a civilian. (Looks again at
recelpted bill.) Lord, he has paid 10000
marks for this mere rehearsal! Upon my
soul!
tknock at door,
kAlSER-Herein! (Stl absorbed in
catalogue.)
enter Bentnck, carrying funeral wreath.)
BENTINCK-Hullo, I've brought you some
flowers.
KAIsER-very jolly of you! They may
be useful. What's all this hear about a
funeral?
BENTINCK-W What, has some one been
giving away my little secret?
KAISER-Doesn't seem much secret
about it.
BENTlNCK-Well. Bill, r@wsr told YOU
but my hearts dicky. migM pop off at
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have chance to perform pretty soon their
keenness will lose some of it's edge. He's
having a dress rehearsal this afternoon.
KAISER-Good God!
DOCTOR-Well, I think we had better
prepare our daily bulletin. The newspaper
men keep coming round to see me.
KAISER-What have you told them?
DOCTOR-Exactly what you instructed
that you are terribly altered That your
face is gray and haggard and deeply lined;
your nerves shattered your sleep visited
by outrageous dreams; that you are subject
to fits of weeping; vitality very low; blood
pressure bad
KAISER (waves him to stop)-Good
God (Goes over and looks at himself in
glass.)
DOCTOR-The Associated Press CORE
spondent told me he had an obituary notice
all prepared. (Kaiser turns and looks at
doctor with horror) 1t will be longer and
more dramatic than any obituary ever
printed. He says he has it all ready for
cabling as released. He says it is
really something to be proud of. (Kaiser
resumes his seat, transfixed with fascinated
uOIiol. liz . Wei dIlHlOuS lHdC we SnOulQ
tip him off in advance so that he can get
scoop. He wants to know if you would
care to correct the proof
KAISER-Ach du ieber! (Angrily.)
Look here! I want all that stuff contra
.dicted. | won't be made monkey of this
way. Now take this down. doctor gets
out notebook
KAISER-Just minute. Give me lit
tie more of your tonic l feel a bit I'M
strung. doctor stands and salutes.
Kaiser braces up.) Very we'll. Make this
announcement: "The Kaiser is feeling ex-
ceptionally vigorous. This morning he took
the Aria ! Rim his whppet tank, and
then returned to do little work on the au-
TOPOGRAPHY, which is practically finished.
He feels SO much improved that he has
dismissed his medical adviser, who ex-
presses himself as much delighted at the
emperor's robust health" Now, doctor, let
me hear no more about funerals l prefer
more CHEEKY topics.
DOCTOR-Ah, sir what could be more
cheerful than the thought of enjoying a
funeral really commensurate with ones
merits? I assure you that undertaker--
KAISER-Silence
DOCTOR-As you will, majesty. (About
to leave.)
KAlSER-Just moment, doctor. Hum
we'll, that is-would the-would that man
rent a uniform?
DOCTOR-Quite impossible. He keeps
them for one particular purpose. He has
just been getting some of them out of
camphor balls, to be ready for anything l
saw them airing this morning.
KAlSER-I detest the smell of cam
phor--
DOCTOR-Well, your majesty, if you will
excuse me
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-02-23

KAlSER-One minute. About that Jour
nallst-perhaps in the interests of accuracy
had better-Oh, never mind! Curse it.
what state you have worked me into!
Who the hell cares what kind of funeral
he gets? The thing is to postpone it as
long as possible.
DOCTOR-On the contrary There are
some conjunctions of circumstances that
make it a privilege to hasten natures
workings
KAlSER-Blaufeuer und Schmerz! You
would not attempt such thing, trust?
DoCTOR-Oh, nothing unprofessonal, of
course. But l always hate to see anv one
overlooking good opportunity My, nv.
how happy l would die if thought I had
chance for summa cum laudanum OBJ
sequy like the Graf Bentinck is plan-
nngA-
kAlSER-Well, let him plan for himself.
DOCTOR-Oh, it's sheer selfshness on
his part. He has bad heart, you know
might drop dead any minute. That's whv
ne had this magnificent new tomb built
and twenty pair of coal black horses in the
stable. A cortege fit for an emperor, II
seems almost pity to see all that pomn
wasted on a chap like Bentinck OF course
he's a nice fellow, but not really great
man. l think it's bit presumptuous Of
nm to plan a funeral like that, wish
some one would sit in and take it awav
from him.
RA1SER-The devil you say!
DOCTOR-Well, I must Co. Got soma
visits to make, and I promised the Graf to
get back for that dress rehearsal this after
noon He's little worried about having
the ceremony without an actual cadaver
I'VE got to try and find one for him. doc
tor opens door,
KAlSER-Look here. Just have that
newspaper man send me his proof to read
will you?
DOCTOR-Oh, yes-hum-you know.
thought you might want to see it, so took
the liberty of bringing it along. (Takes
roll of galley proofs from his pocket and
gives it to the Kaiser) Goodby. YOUR
majesty.
doctor exits. Kaiser walks about the
room IN passion and perpexity.)
kAlSER--What rotl (Secs rope on bed:
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any moment. l thought I owed il r. 49,
self to have things rehearsed a bit ~,
rather rotten; it may happen this of..S
noon.
KA1SER-My dear fellow this will ns,..
do | counted our spending wears =
gether. / wanted to read you the rest :.
my manuscript.
BENTlNCk-Im sorry Bill don't th;n,
| am long for this world. Not as lono :.
that, anyway. To tell you the truth r..
looking forward to the event with cons
deal of pleasure. Itll be quite SIGH,
am planning the grandest ceremony th,.
ever happened. The only thing | regrs,
is that l shant be able to superintend -
myself, because, of course, no one elso /.
quite so familiar with all the etiquette
KA1SER-Well, now, let's talk this over
Couldn't you find some one to take vorr
place?
BENTINCK-What, let some one ess
have that magnificent mausoeum. tbo.
lovely hussar uniform? Dear me. no. ~.
all arranged.
KAlSER-Hum. Did you ever think If
making it a double header?
BENTINCK-I couldn't permit such
thing.
KAlSER-I haven't been feeling very
we'll myself. You know one ought to tb;rt
of possibilities
BENTINCK-Oh, no, old chap. Tb, :.
Liberty Hall, of course, but couldn't think
of letting you have my funeral. Besides
understand they are making arrangement,
at Versailles
KAISER-I'm damned if I'll be buried at
Versailles. Look here, you won't really
need that hussar uniform; suppose you let
me have it?
BENTINCK-It wouldn't fit you
KAISER-Oh, yes, it would; the under
taker was up here and measured me-
BENTINCK-My dear fellow, you don't
understand. This is funeral uniform. It's
no use except in casket. You see it's onlv
a false front, ties at the back with tapes.
Conservation of cloth. It's only meant to
be worn at lying in state, where the back
isn't visible
KAISER-Never mind; can keen nv
back away from people.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-02-23

COUNTRYSIDE may be a nuisance, but
he's got too much sense to fall for that.
BENTINCK-We'l put note with it.
(Takes piece of paper from table and writes
on it): "Where there's will there's al
ways way"
COUNTESS-Well, I never thought we'd
come to this l have to do the room myself
now. The last of the chambermaids gave
me notice this morning. He insisted on
giving them autographed photos.
BENTINCK-Never mind, my dear; it
can't last much longer Ny psychological
campaign will have an effect. Pm having
some little cards lettered saying death Is
the Most Beautiful Adventure" Well put
them up all over the house.
COUNTESS-Where is he now?
BENTINCK-Out chopping wood. Queer
what passion he has for that woodple.
COUNTESS-I don't wonder. If I were
in his shoes I'd want to touch wood too.
BENT1NCK-By the way, the doctors
here with the morning symptoms.
COUNTESS-What rot that is. There's
nothing the matter with Bill except cold
feet.
BENT1NCK-And varicose vanity
COUNTESS-That's not fatal. You know
what his game is, don't you!
BENTINCK-We are, guess.
COUNTESS-He wants every one to be-
leve he's so terribly i'll that the League of
Nations won't think it worth while to ex-
ecute him.
BENTINCK-I haven't much use for that
doctor, anyway. begged him to prescribe
little carbolc acid for him, but he says
it wouldn't be professional.
COUNTESS-That's the worst of doctors.
They lose their heads in an emergency like
this.
BENTINCK-I wish Bill would do the
same.
COUNTESS Well look here, how much
longer is this thing going on? The butcher
just called me up to say he won't deliver
any more meat as long as Mr. Hohenzollern
is here. First thing you know the League
OF Nations will have US up for conspiracy
BENTlNCK-If only could get that doc
tor to do his bit
COUNTESS To do his obit, you
+ mean.
BENTlNCK-Honestly, I don't know what
to do. Bill seems to be settling down for
an indefinite stay. had man posted ont
in the park with a fowling piece to pick
him off, but now he goes everywhere in
that baby tank Frau Krupp sent him. It's
almoat fsupcssiDle to pink him.
COUNTESS-I tell you what the trouble
49, You're been a bit too obvious.
BENTINCK-Well, yesterday / sneaked
up here while he was shaving and suddenly
shouted Boo! at him. thought it would
brighten him and he would cut his
throat.
CoUETEsS-Nonsense! All this poison.
rope and razor stuff is poor technique.
Death ought to be presented to him in it's
more amabe and persuasive aspects.
BENTINCK--I guess you're right And
there's another side to IT, He'll never do
anything rash until he has uniform to
wear. He doesn't want TO be buried in
civilian clothes
COCNTESS-He never did anything rash
or anything rational either
BENTINCK~Y know, II we could get a
nice uniform for him, think he wouldn't
mind passing out.
COUNTESS can't bully him into
committing guicIde. He needs coaxjng
BENTiEcK~-Yes. We coax and be
Sticks. Look here. I've. got an idea ----.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-02-23

KAISER-A good idea. Imagine Pm on
horseback. Islands on chair, makes smo
tions as though riding horse. Rosner
rises and gives him ceremonious salute,
which Kaiser returns gravely) You know,
Rosner, the only thing that bothers me
about this autobiography is that I can't
describe my own funeral. What sight
that will bel The mourning millions-poor
old Bcntinck's dignfied grief
ROSNERIf the arrangements could be
made beforehand, majesty, you could leave
me memorandum of what you would like
said My humble hand would be more than
happy
KAISER~-Well, yum arbeit! Take this
down: Before left Germany in 1914
told Bethmann-H ollweg to be sure to let
me know IL anything went wrong. In fact,
my last Instructions 70 him were to avoid
invading Belgium or France, not to 60 any