The Washington herald., 1919-03-07

Here's a wall from night worker,
arranging a schedule for his wife
| commencing next Monday when he
comes to work at 5 p. M Arises at Z,
| dresses the kids, feeds them, gets
| them off to school, starts to clean up
and wash dishes, when the head OF
| the house comes dowT at 10 for his
breakfast About the time she gets
/ HIM fed children arrive from school
| for their lunch; feeds them; washes
more dishes; gets them back to
! school: cleans some more, and II is
! time for hubby's dinner; feeds him
and gets him OF to work, and then
| the family has dinner: more dish
washing: gets the kids to bed and II
! is p. m, after which she can spend
! her spare time reading the third in
| stallment on How to Be Happy
| Though Poor
Last week the Congressional Record
| had the largest total number OF pages
in its history. Mondays issue had 12o
pages; Tuesday. 1O4: Wednesday, 104;
Thursday, 12o; Friday, 152; Saturday,
103; total, go.
Phil Sheridan Post No 6, G. A. R.,
will hold a meeting tonight in the hall
at 1872 Pennsylvania avenue Visiting
! comrades are invited.
! Thomas D. Barnes and John H.
| Koeblitz will entertain the night
workers tonight at lilo with Greet
/ ing to Bangor" Simple Confession2'
Till We Meet Again" and "w. NJ. E.
March" on the piano and violin.
| Here's a chance for you to have music
with your lunch.
Thirty-threo skilled laborers have
! been dropped from the Official Bullc-
tin force In the third-foor bindery.
The Geographic Board has changed
the abbreviation OF California from
| Cal. TO Calf.
Tom Blakeley. writing from
| France to Frank Dougherty. ex-
presses great delight at having re-
ceived copy of The Herald con-
tanning the G.. 2. o. news. 1t made
him feel that he was back in
Swampoodle again.
! Charlie Ruehl and Charlie John
son were trying to decide why the
| deficiency bill did not pass. They
| argued all the way to work Thurs
day morning and were last min
Jackson alley going strong.
Morris Hirschkopf is in New
| York City because OF the illness Of
his wife with pneumonia.
Arthur Symonds says he is watch
Ing the papers to see what happens
to Bob Summers and that new car.
! He hopes for the worst.
Harry Giles is happy because
that boy Clinton has been discharg-
ed from the Great Lakes Training
Station.
James r. Elicit. Henry F.. Fink
enhoef John S. Frick, Alfonso F.
| Harrington, BENJAMIN \. Hneback.
and Charles w. Bridweu, detailed
| to the proofroom for several
months. are back at work in the
Job section.
When the boys talk about pater-
nalism. George Fischer says: Let's
| cut out the kidding" ANYWAY
| George has $50 bonus coming to
him, and we amt.
Jack Breene, Lou Allen and
| Frank Morrison had an argument
| yesterday as to whether Mary
| Pickford or Theda Bara is the best
actress. Frank favored Little Mary.
but a majority vote decided that
Theda is the vampiest yamp that
ever vamped.
Raymond w. Lancaster will
| spend the weekend at his old
home in Orange. n. J.
Ed. Jones and Limmie Logan,
| two bureau bookbinders, came
through yesterday to see how
things are done in a big shop. They
even inspected the ruling section
and were much interested in the
dual IL" machine with Ed. Ryan at
the helm.
Clarence Hogarth has machine
now, and will go Dodgingsthis sum
mer.
/ Joe Keatins. formerly of the ma
chine shop. has been discharged from
the army and has accepted . position