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The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
The Washington HeralHs Poet
Today Rhymes on
A RISING MARKET.
BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE

Robinson went to the grocery store,
He went there sick and he came back sore
They took my purse" he whimpered "and wowl
They drained it down to the dregs
This is no world for a poor man, now;
Look at the price of eggsp
Smith, taking Genesis as his guide
Added wife, and multiplied
Now, he means he feathers his clan,
Sized and graded from twelves to twos,
This is no world for family man;
Look at the price Of shoesp
lones second son, christened Thomas,
Was sued by vamp, for breach OF promise.
The jury came in, with nonchalant air
and old Jones groaned, as he split his treasure
This is no world for a millionaire
Look at the price of pleasure"
Satan came up for supplies;
brimstoue and sulphur still on the rise.
'PnI closing my shop" he cried "Pm through
I'm not bad sport, but-well
What's poor devil like me to do?
Look at the price of helll"
tcopyright. lslsa
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

Copyright 1913. by the Mcclure Newspsper
Syndicats.)
REVELATION.
There's nothing in the world e'er came
to be
From Solar System down to stunted
tree,
No thing Of vast import or simple
kind,
That holds no worth to the inquir-
ing mind.
There's romance everywhere for him
who sees
Full OF most fascinating mysteries
That challenge thought, and stimu-
late with zeal
The soul to find the meanings they
conceal.
And all we know, from core of earth
to sky,
Has come from striving mortals
asking "Why7'
So seek the wherefores Of all things
and you
Will find no day that holds no vistas
new.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
narrower WILL NOT
HAVE TO BE BENEDICT

Robert L. Narrower, of 507 H
street southwest. at present sta
TONED at the naval base at Nor
folk. Va, was yesterday released
from the order of his superior officer
to marry a girl in the Florence
Crittenton Home, with whom he is
said to have been friendly.
An investigation on the part of
the girls brother brought out the
fact that Harrover was guiltless of
any wrong and he was consequently
absolved.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
Col. Jones Heads Hunt,
Here for Soldier Jobs

Col. L. Lester Jones has been ap-
pointed Washington representative of
the National Advisory Committee.
The function of this committee is
to bring ex-soldiers and sailors into
contact with the kind of Jobs that
they are fitted for, and desire to OBJ
tain. 1t will endeavor in every case
to put men where their military train
ing and their previous experience will
best fit them.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
Manchuria Will Dock
At Boston, June l9

The transport Manchuria. which
sailed from st. Nazaire, June 9, will
dock at Boston, June 19. instead of
at New York, the War Department
announced today.
The New Amsterdam, from Brest,
is due at New York June 10, and
the Vermont, from Brest, is sched-
uled to reach Newport News out
June 20.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
Band Declare, Dividend

AT the regular meeting OF the board
OF directors Of the Continental Trust
Company. held Wednesday. the regu-
lar quarterly dividend of 1-2 per
cent was declared. payable June 20.
to shareholders cf record at the close
OF business June -.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
Round the Town ~ Gss&sH G$sasEE saEs
Red ripe watermelons, red to the rindr
Are here, but what a price
Alas, o, melon-lovers, bear in mind
They now sell by the slice.
War Risk or Pension Bureau-which,

More people Of Washington the Fordn,v IN,
known as H 7o22 than other that been pre-
ented 70 the present Congress II
OF all pension claims based service in the army
sections OF the risk
The of the Fordney be ILL.,
to the War RISK Bureau friend Of the bureau said
its
have formed lobby forbidden by N, hurer
has host OF influential friends who will help One of s
sons." - ' ' vi Pe"-
The Fordney bill makes the of
TO pensions applicable persons in the itsry
naval service on after October 6, - -
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
Drug Firm Ends Price War.

The Federal Trade Commission
has announced that Ely Lilly & Co,
drug and pharmaceutical manufac-
turers. of Indianapolis, agrees to
reIinquish all attempts to influence
its 24S selected wholesale distribute
ing druggists to maintain standard
>pricea ls..--l
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
Tennessee Would Get Machine Guns.

Senator Pomerene, OF Ohio, addressing
bill which
captured by Americans the world
rata according the number fighting
nshed Senator Kenneth McKe of Tennessee interrupted e
Ohio statesman -
1f to give State the captud
by men from that State, do with the
Why? the sharp reply from the
crack of rife. ' N Ae
Because Senator McKelsr back smingy in
that event all the machine would Tennessee"
Sergeant York the commented
Corden Hull who had been
the coloquy. ~ -
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
Brazil's President Coming Here.

DR.. Epitavio Pessoa, President-elect
OF Brazil, left Lisbon June 10 for this
country on the French cruiser
Jeanne dare. the State Department
has been advised.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
Recalls Big Fight on Pension Sharks.

The agitation engendered by
odtm newspaper the big fight made of te
certain o-cald
about thirty As result of the publication
grown up at that rigid
the abuses corrected the offenders having
serve terms behind the bars II is said that
in will bear the searchght of
have to this subject later. -
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
What the World Demands Today.

CHARLES E. KENNEDY. who has returned Washington
after Canadian outfit the world
recent statement of Thomas Adams who engaged
work Canada
good United States Here il is:
The things that demanded public
courage rapid decision and imagination rather than the @
decisive and datoy methods of the legal mind
policies under conditions We
of preceden We have think big wen as
hip nSnrn
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

In conformity with the spirit of dealm actuating greater ma
ons the small nations made of Hungarian terror
to have the privilege of buying many they
pay for.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

In Russia and Mexico patriot side
that him him firing SQUAD
and regular rations
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

Perhaps would be unnd that Bureson hasenet
back the somebody else handle the
strike Of
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
Loyal Diners Dig in Poeket,.

New York. June 12.-Patrons of
Deimonico's have subscribed s25o. 900
to keep the famous restaurant going
after July L z
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

- Bomb plots won't terrorize Uncle Sam, but they
enough to clean house.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

Just when about ready believe people are CROWN
day. fellow
will not re-esabIsh her commercial spy system
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

Prosperity enables to buy great many things v
anything about in order to impress the neighbors.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

Our solemn Senators will be able to decide the fate
featy if they don't of personal epthets.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
Reversing Advertising.

appearance would
compelled advertise merchants
feature merchandise
For instance this might be one of the ads.
81 have saved spend 1t guaranteed
by solicit your merchandise in change
money will you much for merchandise any
sther person. will furnish a pockbook will
letting
else your merchandise"
way doing business,
employ readers Of the and follow the ads The
of doing business would be hundreds of times what
.. republic is combination land grabbing
postponed Japanese boycott the
league the job existing territorial integrity
After July sitting up won't
leave that dry feeling in the mouth next morning
Prosperity great many things we don't care
anything about in order impress the neghbors
Our solemn Senators will be able peace
featy if they don't of personal epthets
Bomb plots SAM they make him mad
enough to clean house
Just ready people are growing
wiser day. fellow who Germany
will not re-estabish her commercial spy system
Perhaps would be unnd intimate hastened
10 back the wire lines in order somebody
strike of operators.
Russia and Mexico fights on the side
that captures him and offers him choice between
and regular rations.
conformity spirit of ideaism actuating greater ma
ons the small nations made of Austrian and Hungarian territory
are to have the privilege of buying tools
pay for.
The Washington HeralHs Poet
Today Rhymes
A RISING MARKET.
By EDMUND VANCE COOKE
He went there sick and he came back sore.
and WOW
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

After July the sitting up that is done with sick fr
leave that dry feeling in the mouth morning
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

Bess-''Somebody passed a counter
felt dime on Bob a year ago. and he
hasn't been able to get rid of it since" :"
Maiden Aunt What!
Does that young man never go to
church. then?'-St Paul Dispatch.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

China should have postponed her anti-Japanese boyco
league got the job guarare existing territorial ine
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13
A LINE O. CHEER
EACH DAY O. THE YEAR
BY John Kendrick Bangs.

Copyright, 1919 by the Mcclure Newspap,
SrpHic.tel
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

There is no limit to Germany's
mawkish sympathy for itself.-Albany
Journal.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

Before agreeing to any concessions.
Clemenceau is said to want assurance
that Germany would accept them>end
then sign up.-Chattanooga News.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-13

A wiser scheme than putting on
mourning would be for Germany to
jump into overalls.-Atlanta Constitu-
ton.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-09-12
ZIONISTS HOLD
 CONVENTION IN CHICAGO SEPT. I5

Jewish residents of Bridgeport are greatly interested in the Zionist con Vention which is to begin its sessions m Chicago next Sunday, Sept. IA.
 At the local Zionist headquarters in the Warner building bulletins will be received giving complete inrorma- ton regarding the daily sessions of the Congress for the benefit not only of the 2.5O0 members of the loca. Zionist Organization but which are expected to interest the entire 15,OO0 Jewish population of this city.
 Because of the impending realiza- ton of the age-long dream of the Jews of the world, a homeland in Pal estine, the coming Zionist convention is attracting worldwide attention. Some of the foremost members of the race will attend, including Jus tice Brandeis of the United States Supreme Court; pr. Chaym Weitz- man of London, England, a member of the Palestinian Commission; Judge Julian Mack, of the United States Cir cult Court, president of the Zionist Organization, and many others.
 Features of the convention will be a mass meeting at the Auditorium theatre, where all sessions of the con
 
 parade" in which it is estimated more than 3O,OOO zionists will participate; a ball at the First Regiment Armory and meetings throughout the city to be addressed by prominent delegates.
 Plans for the ''recrud essence of distinctive Hebrew culture in its cradle-Palestine' are to be outlined. it is announced. These include pro- vision for centres of such culture, a Jewish university and school system, a great printing establishment de- signed to be the centre of the worlds Hebrew literary effort and other cul- tural agencies. By these means 1t is hoped to stimulate Jewish culture | again, to exert a wide influence and | bring about another golden age of Jewish literary and artistic influence. | Rabbi Samuel J. Abrams, David Ap- | stein Frank s. Cohen, Dr. Maurice J. | Greenstein, Michael Hoffman, Samuel | Katz, Rev. IIyman Kotler. Eli Lif- | shifts, Myer Soloff, Joseph W. zeigler, | Dr. Maurice J. Rosen, B. Rosenblatt. | B. G. Shalt. Charles H. Shapiro, Mrs. Charles H. Shapiro, Dr. Louis M. | Smirnow, Mrs. Louis NJ. Smirnow. l Esther zallxin and Samuel ZImmer.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-09-12

had a few close slaves in the tren- Ches. Once a shell burst not more than twenty feet from him I know because l got covered with mud, too. Several times during an attack we went in advance of the trenches. Just after the men had gone over the top and had captured a village the engineers, and whoever were on the spot, would fall to and bridge the trench so that his car could go over and follow them
 '"we used to drive five and six hours sometimes without stopping. We would take sandwiches and not strp for meals The General would sit there looking ahead. The boys used to say that he was always thinking and looking ahead. When we would stop sometimes he would set out and talk to officers and som etimes he'd do it from the car. Sometimes he'd get out and review the troops and I would have to fol- low along behind. Let me tell you he never missed anything. I never saw him hand it to a private, but he was very strict with the officers"
 Santini eaid that General PershinE is very fond of children. and spoke "to every darn kid' he passed. Ho said the General would pick up little girls and boys and kiss them and try to talk to them in "quite, but not very good French Perzlings chauffeur went over the Baltic with the General and was made senior chauffeur in charge of all the Staff Officers's cars.
 Santini said that he had driven 10 different cars for the General. As soon as a better car was available. he said. the car which was used awfully Far5'' would be discarded. He figured that he had driven the Gen. eral about 40,O0O miles in the two years and a half abroad.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-09-12
TEA FOR THREE.

In order that every section of the United States may have an opportuni- ty to see Tea for Three" which has just concluded a full years term at the Maxine Elliott Theatre. New York, the producers have organized four ex- cellent companies for its presenta- tion on tour. The Chicago company, which will shortly begin an indefinite engagement at the La Sale Theatre, will be headed by Arthur ByroA
 Frederick Perry and Margaret Law renee That playing the towns adJa- cent to New York will have Charlotte Walker as its star. The corapany
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-09-12

Ethel Valentine, a dramatic act ress of discrimination and intelli- gence, believes that there may result from the present actors conflict a revival of the ancient guild" composed of artistes and ar tisans, by whom must be written, staged, acted and managed plays of distinction. In olden days these guilds furnished all that was necessary for a play production.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-09-12
GIVES ACCOUNT OF PERSHINC' 5
 TRIPS FRONT

General PeTshing's senior chauf- feur. Sergeant CaesaT Santini- who drove the comma manleT-in-cbief of the A F. F. while "over there" has given many stdeliEhts of the GeneT- ars character. The General "cer- tainly was under fire" he declared He told also of driving King Albert the Prince of Wales Poincare. Jo<- fire. Fo.1h- Petain- C1emenCeau and Mir ans Mrs Wilson
 T have seen in the papers that General PershinE was never under Ire" said SantInL That is not so, have been with him myself when # was pretty hot. and the General
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-09-12

touring the South,-opening in Nor folk, Virginia,-will be headed by Ce- ell Spooner, while still another com- pany will be seen in the cities of the Pacific coast
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-09-12

Madame Sonia Serova, who is iden- titled with Veronine Vestoff in artis- tic ventures in New York and who besides is one of the best interpretive dancers on the native stage, will pre- sent a permanent dancing company In her own theatre in New York next season. She will create new dances and offer them first at this time.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-09-12

The press agnet of Harold de Beck CT nakes his announcement, Harold de Becker will start the season as usual on Broadway. acting in the new comedy which John Cort Is to pro- dUce lctc tEis month. Earl Derr Big gers Is the author"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-02-02
Tulsa Very Nearly Pierce-ArrOw
Town; Also Likes Cole AerO-Eight

Tulsa oom~s az near hoing n
Pierce Arrow town H any city ~ its
HlSe In Ameriss. 1Me Pierce Arrow
In very popular. and tho garages ~
the b,sttr homes In tho city nearly
aN have from ono To- three ~ the
wondcrful cars and they are giving
wonderful satisfaction 10 their own
err
Tho cole Aero Eight IL another
hlH Tulsa fAvorite. there being
dozens ~ tho cars In the city. aud
tho demand seems to have no end.
Tho Tulsa Motor Car company,
Eighth aud Main. handles both th"
Pierce Arrow ana the cole, and h1
n stock Of both cnis that pcrmitn
Immediate deliveries
Tho Tulsa Motor Car company
hal for It's directing genius tho lue
T. q. Ferguson, with hls death, the
buninesa has been running Rs usual,
and has been IN process ~ rrorgnni.
alton. ana early this week the nov
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-02-02

stockholders Will ho announced and
tho plans for tho year VIII develop.
The cole Aero Eight II as near a
custom made automobile ns In pos
sible tu offer ns "a stock production.
II stands out diNinctiNrly among the
creations uf the year The am ~
tho builder hes been ~ vest II not
only with utmost Individuality. but
tu "ndow II with u mechanism Uf re-
flurmuut ana ability
No ear ON the American nutnmo-
hilo market In moro profoundly re
Hprctrd and admired hy tho leading
auiomuhile critics
Tho Pierce. Arrow has slwuya been
a good ear ANA II one thai ir used
tn measure the merit ~ others 10y
Tho Tulsans know hOth cara and
have cnimHrd them to tho limit
A curved piece ~ hone with nick
~ ono end To cut the skin has been
invented TO peel oranges
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-02-02
lAWLESS SELLS CARS
WITH FAM0USSLOGANS
IAs, Sssond S,rvct Dralrr Handles
Well KnOsn tpp"r-on iigh' and
Paige. N" is'sutifui
TO SHOW THEM NEXT WEEK
the IIpht with IiRbty Ir-- Parts
and tho "Nn-t Isaniifui Car
IN Am~rt,a" on ra<pic.

Two q, The most popular slogans
IN the automobile husln"H" nre housed
under the root ~ The - T. iawl"H'
Moinr company 220 Last Second
,'frc'
"Th. l..sh' win Eighty Less
pafis' aud tho Most lictIuful car
IN America both reside ~ M" sumo
mono m Tulsa. and hoih h1V" pop
uhrty aiming auto owners In 'n"
rru Oklahoma.
MIR lavlcss hnnd'oz the rag" r't
and the palEr truck. the App"rh"n
ilno ana the niri truck
pnlgn model "Essrr ~, o." IN ih"
nrW,.i offering ~ liuu - motor
cars dIs'|iru| |glri Tor 10 combination
OF features iha' tho Whl't C'u'W- .
A leader ~ nll rhlgo care nul m
snut'led IN n. feli m" maker
prorIhin,a that "EsseN - hi' 10.
ser,ra the name ~ IN" NuHi l''tu
ufl 1nr IN America ana that ~"
hody hnH originality amt usefulness
- a custom made Job IN" elegant
NnIsh and prinHtnkinE refinement nf
detail gives the car al air ~ firh'
n-ss quito hovoni descfip'ior
The rounded hack ~ tho body II n
feature that marks the genius ~ tho
Paige designers,
Rcfinrn,rnt- Arc I'vvvidrd.
In the car iiaslf Improvements ana
rrtln.ment- are found IN grnernu-
propnrilon The upholrierlng IN lnlh
over the finest springs which offerr
tho most luxurious motoring com
fort The engine is a rnnrvel IN per
formance and depenhnhiliy Th-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-02-02
GREAT TIRE WASTE IS DUE
TO USING POOR EQUIPMENT

N'Only recently II has come TO Of
10 duo to using equipment of too
smaii dlmcnsions. when tho com
msrcial economy bosri at Washing
ton was presented with n compa rinon
between tho tire equipments actually
carried by 81 OF tha leading makes
OF automobiles and tho equipments
recomm ended by tho tire mnnufac.
turers. based on the weight OF tho
cars with load, tho astonishing fact
Was revealed that only seven ~ the
cars listed are equipped with tires
Ra large ns called tor by the tltc
cump pnnles
Tho new regulation sanctioned by
the government which goes into Of
feet within the wear. greatly reduces
the number of tire rilcs, su that this
question " proper equipment must
again be taken up by nu motor-cht
manufacturers II has drN tlupod
from the tAhulhtion NJ the nearest
new sizes fnr this same list " auto
mobiles that only ono moro car. or
total of eight, will he equipped with
tires Ms large ~ recommended hy the
tire companies In commenting on
thus condition. Ralph MlrphV. en-
hINffi lNt wv y A'Nl'N w iNIiI'N'|.f
company. pointed out that tho
Franklin ear was the ouls one on
the lIsi That exceeded the tire sItr
prescribed hy thc IRE nhuu'n uifrr.
Nj Murphy Stld that the lrunk
I'm company has always done i's own
figuring ON tire equlpW"ui htslrg
the requirements ON the rnmc en-
ginrcting principles on which tOs
rtergth ana wearing qualities ~
any other part ~ the car are l,hsri
The Franklin company IL con
stnntly conducting eNpcttm'uia ,n
different siyc tires aud dlffrr,uf
types " tires boo order 10 Keen iu
formed ~ 30 'ust the rIrh' cHuhiun
ton 80 tcudcr maximum mil,tg,
u is irarhhn principle which .,
becoming recognized more amt mutc
~ uilrr ear mtNHrt Nt, we wll,.
sfc 10 Tu}trrei irrlIy nos only b
tho tn'Il V~isI' ~ ths car hut . DO
ty tho weight ~ tho uuHprurg garfs
which brnr directly on tho tires ,t
v essential Tint tr,s b. his enough
10 Withstand the offe,' ~ this elr
~~nt ~ tho weight Th.s point ~
nssisn Il largely responsible Tor the
ample tire equipment which Ia. al.
ways been found on Franklin Cnrs
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-02-02

Grants amounting 60 fbo.ooo ooo
will be distributed by the l'rlthh
road board for tho reconslfuruon nt
roads ana bridges In England IN
1919. D.mohlllzed army units VII
be used TO do the labor. Local hlsh'
wny authoritlcs will he rclulroh To
match this appropriation by NJ least
aa large program ot r"ai Work M
they carried out In IN" year hotor"
thu war Area taken into considrrn-
Lon. Englnnds pros is thus fat
IN excess ot that of the United States
Including both federal aid and state
funds.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-02-02
STANFORD IS MANAGER
OF CARNATION PLANT


Uocn ise ~ the growth OF tho
whoicHt,o automobile supply depart
utnt ~ tho lthlcliff Sanders con
pany /. e. Sammona has taken full
charge of that bushes and 10 suc-
cerdcd BY NJ e stanford as manager
" tho HaruAuon Auto sales CONF
pnny 310-2-t Fast Second street
Nj stanford IL an experienced ao-
rrsyuty man, ana success. as tho man
uYuY head ~ the tRrnatlun TrlhII
store L. uIodicatod.
The ttiuttlun store is owned ny
me ta'rliff Sanders Nho.vhlr GRO
rrfy company. nnl was organized IN
Junr. 1916 II handled at that uW'
iIr,a onb In JulS. 1915, u moved
io ntl ltet second, whfsa Il shnied
uHtriotA with the automobile depH Hl-
mont ~ na flrm Ia NAV, lsl1 II
mu,ri into its prcsrut location an !
occupies all ~ the space Ia the bul'u-
lng
A stock of automobile acscssso tles
~ Carried by ths tpruitlon company
thht 4. 49, complete that tho wish or
at, automobile owner can Ia taken
are - in anything ffum rphth
p.uv >. "A truck iIr The stock IN
complete. AMI having d.irrt '"un"'-
ton with the Who.tstiv dtphi i'ih'h'
# thr Same oiFru,yu,on u l.'s a
hfp, stork - draw from 100 aIiIto1
tu inr contract, with ifws for "N-
elusive ii,uH In 'pr local '"'l .l"'y.
rho Guodrich tire company COM
'fihuto, 10 the organization iu ~
,uc ~ truCh tires Tho io"diI'h
quality 4. found At la hrr, in |n"
'ruck tires. and has a lptg" f"Ii'"-
tng ~ truck own"rH Who VIII nav"
nothing else IN the tire Iinr.
Tho clruntion COMPANY hhnd'es
tho rennsygyania pneumatic tt"T,
and carries a stock ~ sizes hud
,reads that covers prurt tlwlly. ihr
urc range Ia Va. In the local H'''
territory.
Mr. aammons. who retlres ns 10 NJ
tetail branch MANAGE ~ the Or
"a nl,atlon to 10 to tho Wholesale "nd.
predicts a banner year for the au'o
mohil. industry. ana snNs thm a.
ready tho pulse of tho spring buSl-
nes. has Increased. indicating a re-
yival OF motoring that had been III
a degree suspand-d during tho war
Tn, Carnation organization IN ready
,o take care OF the maximum pos
sible trad. for tho year OF 1917