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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-16

ice and in falling had received a a
tiful black rye.
But he Wise Man didn't walt for
his friends TO give him the laugh and
call him q liar.
1t around his neck.
YES, BUT YOU OUGHT TO SEE
THE OTHER FELLOW"
Advice.
Nv SON, take this advice from me,
And you will never fall:
The biggest foo on earth is he
Who thinks he knows 1t all.
INV friend" said the spiritualist.
perhaps you can remember going IN
TO a dark room where you could see
nothing and yet you felt that there
was something theref"
''Betcha / cam" agreed the Nate
rialist. The doggone rocking chair
took all the skin of my shin"
You Know Him. !
He In q shiftless pup, i know.
He sure does X TO borrow;
| He always spends today h dough
He hopes 10 earn tomorrow.
Helpi
why Is aviation like pokerr'
asked the Cheerful Idiot.
Search me-" replied the Boob.
Because when q man IL raised M
often drops out" replied he Cheerral
Idiot
No Chance.
"a man gets cheated now and tnen'
Remarked old Uncle Bubble;
But you won't set short measur'
You get your peck of trouble"
OUGHT
When Mary starts TO board q car,
Just see how braxen bad men are,
Why don't they turn their heads
beg:
Why should they look AT Mary's hat
Luke McLuks
When Mary's shown these city guy
All Of herself and more beside
+, Then they'll have nothing more to tel
/ such naughty folks should be In Gin
Camp sherman Base Hospital Jour
nal
Did you know that A. Buser Is on
of the Dry workers In Norwood. Ohio
Give Credit
About f~orty-eight folks who sal
sF1o Flo" tell us that Andy Tomoe
the comedian, - using . laugh out 0
Il. This quip In question II: p RICH
and fear no man. Don't write andv
fear no woman" Luke wrote tn
<>rs - and he uip vas copyri1nt
TIE tina Kick ~ With eredi
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-16

You Know Him.
| He Il q shiftlsss pup, ] know.
He sure does like TO borrow;
He always spends today the dough
He hopes 20 earn tomorrow.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-16
Walt Mason's Ripping Rhymes
WHALE MEAT

They tell US now the flesh of whales is good as quail on toast;
rye read some soul inspiring tales about whale stew n roast. "The
problem of mans food is solved" the scientists confess; "the whale
meat diet we've evolved relieves the worlds distress" So long we've
feel, when gnawing ribs Of whale They're serving whale in fine
ing bells, wherever it's been tried. / read and Journey, unawares to
you and I got stung. You may recall those golden days. while dozing
We heard how they'd supplant the steer. the mutton and the goose;
we'd make 10000 bones a year, II hares W should produce. We
raised the hares and when W Q went to sell them in the mart. the
blamed things wouldn't bring q cent-the memry breaks my heart.
And = n argument avaiis. or puts up any Ice; you cannot sell me
any whales, however low the price.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-16

No Chance.
"A man gets cheated now and then"
Remarked old Uncle Bubble:
But you won't get hort measure
when
You get your peck OF trouble"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-16

'Twhy Is aviation like pokerr
asked the Cheerful Idiot.
Search me-" replied h Boob.
Because when q man IL raised he
often drops out" replied the Cheerful
idiot.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-16
Bits 0By-Pldu
BY LUXE McLUKE
Copyright. 1919. the Cincinnati

Copyright 1919. the Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Tiny.
She's three feet broad and sir feet
tall.
Her paws are large and shiny
And yet I hear her parents oeu
The big truck driver: Tiny
Smart Mnn~
The Wise Man hAb s11ppod On -
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-01-16
Accident and health

Accident and health
Insurance
Our Accident and Health
Policies contain some ex-
cellent features not found
in other policies. Tele-
phone 623 and sample po-
hcies, rates, etc, win be
sent to you for inspection
and comparison.
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
ASK THEIR HUBBIES
TO JOIN CITY CLUB

Wives Of members Of the new City
Club are to be entitled to the full
privileges OF the club. Although
women cannot be admitted to full
membership in the club, the facilities
Of the club for rest and recreation
will be available to the wives and
other members of the families of men
belonging to the club.
The proposed site for the City Club,
which is to cost $1,000. 900, is within
two blocks OF Thirteenth and G
streets northwest. This location will
provide a very convenient place for
women to lunch and rest when shop
ping. 1t is planned also to throw
open the swimming pool and otAer
athletic facilities Of the club to wom-
en- on certain days.
The result Of these advanced ideas
in City Club administration is that
applications for membership are pour
ing In faster than the committees Oh
looking up the standing Of applicants
can attend to their end of the WORK,
due, no doubt, to the fact that bust
ness men are being urged to join 5N
their whole families.
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
WOMAN VICTIM
OF STRANGER

TRENTON, June 11.-With her
hands tied behind her back and her
leather belt tightly about her neck
the body Of a young woman. was
found last night in a lonely part Of
Lalor farm adjoining st. Mary's Gene
terry, on the outskirts Of this city.
The spot is located about half q mile
from q road way and is one OF the
loneliest in this section.
The police and County Physician
ScammeIl believe the young woman
who was about twenty-five years old,
was Iured to the spot. attacked and
then killed. She had been dead less
than twenty-four hours, according
to the county physician, and was
found lying face down, in a pool Of
her own blood.
Two gashes on the head led the
police at first to the belief that she
may have been killed with some sort
of a blunt instrument. Investigation
convinces that the woman was stun
ned by the blows on the head, when
she put up q fight. She had been
strangled to death, in the opinion OF
the county physician.
The only clue the police have to
work on so far is the name Mrs. T.
Sabo." This was written upon q re-
ceipt OF some kind. found in the
purse Of the woman.
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
US. TOBUILD SHIPS
in OWN NAVY YARDS

United States naval vessels will be
built in United States navy yards in
stead of the yards Of private concerns.
according to Assistant Secretary of
the Navy Franklin D. Roosevelt, in
a talk before the delegates to the
Master Mechanics Association con-
vention at the Ebbitt Hotel yesterday.
The entire work Of naval construc-
ton wiz be taken over by the navy
yards Of the country under this plan,
assuring steady employment to thou
sands of workers employed in such
plants.
The Master Mechanics Association,
composed Of master mechanics Of all
the navy yards in the country. elected
officers yesterday, as follows:
T. z. Flanagan, Portsmouth, \. H,
president; H T. Morningstar, Wash
ington. D. c. first vice president; Ed
ward H. Kirby, New York city, second
vice president; Edwin Z. r. Thayer,
Norfolk Va. secretary; Lewis W.
Webb. Norfolk, treasurer, and John
Chisholm, Philadelphia, sergeant at
arrns
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
TRY NAGNESIA FOR
STOMACH TROUBLE
Il EeutraliEes Stomach Acidity, Pre-.
vents Food Fermentation, Sour,
Classy Stomach aAd Acid
Indigestion.

Doubtless IL you are a sufferer from in
digestion, ySu have already tried pepsin.
bismuth.' soda, charcoal. drugs and var.
iouS digestive aids and you know these
things will not cure your troRbIe-in some
cases DO not even give relief
But before giving UP hope and deciding
you are a chronic dyGpeptic just try the
enect Of q little bisurRted mAGneGia-not
the ordinary commercial carbonate, citrate
oxide or milk, but the pure 6isUratSd mag
neGia which you can obtain from practi-
cAlly any druggist in either powdered or
tablet form
Take o teaspOonfuI Of the powder or two
compressed tablets with a little water
after your next meal, and see what 4 diff
ference this makes. Il will instantly neu-
tralizs the dSngerous, harmful acid in the
stomach which now causes your food to
ferment and sour, making gas, wind, hatu-
leAce, heartburn and the bloated or heavy
lumpy feeling that seems to follow most
everything you eat.
You will ind that provided you take a
little bisuratSd magnesia Immediately
after q meal, you can eat almost anything
and enjoy q without any danger OF pain
or discomfort 20 follow and moreover, the
continued use Of the biSurated magnesia
cannot injure the stomach in any way 50
long a. there are any symptoms OF acid
indigestion
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
PUT A WAFER
ON THAT CORN
Germs Come Out Without a
Mmmm-Guaranteed-Six
Waters For a Dime.

O'Joy! has exclaimed many a woman
vhen she found her corn gone Pain
me and her SHOES hurting her no
I1ore. Just stick an OJoy Corn Waf-
or. thin as paper, on the corn. Slip
80 the shoes. Pain stops; out comes
corn and calIus absolutely SgusRAn-
tied. Ne bulky pads or doughnut
Masters, or burning acids. Just an
0'Joy WafeF-thin as paper. Six
waters, Toe. Insist on the genuine.
They are the newest thing out. OJoyS
a.. sold and recommended at Peoples
Drug Stores and sent anywhere upon
receipt Of pFice-10c-
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
For MOSQUITO Bites

From time immSmorial certain aro-
matte oils have been rubbed on the
skin TO keep mosquitoes away. For
an equally long period alkalies have
been applied TO the bites to neutralize
the poison Of the stinEs. No one ever
thought TO combine the tWo-aromatic
oils and alkalies-but Tyrec's Anti
septic Powder. the great germ des-
troyer, is aromatic ard alkaline in
Just the proportion best suited TO pre-
vent and destroy the bites and stings
Of mosquitoes and all insects. Excel
lent Also for Poison Oak, Prickly Heat.
etc II you want q sample Of this
powder, free. write 10 J. 5. Tyree
Chemist Washington. D. c.
The Washington times., 1919-06-11

The Washington Suburban Sanitary
Commission YIN, it is underst ood
soon begin construction near Ken
sington OF a filtration plant to sup
ply KensinGton. Garrett Park, and
Chevy Chase with water so treated
as 20 make it safe for domestic use.
The exact location has not been de-
termined. but il is understood il will
be on Rock Creek. The water and
sewerage system of Kensington will
be taken over and operated by the
CO nmission. II is further stated that
the commission will assume the bond
ed debt Of Kensington and issue it's
own bonds in place OF those Of the
town
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
SUES RAILWAY ron 5000

The Washington and Old Dominion
Railway Company has been named de-
PENDANT in a suit fled in the District
Supreme Court by Miss Amaza Berke-
ley, a seAmstress, for $4,000 damages
She alleges that June - last year,
= conductor elected her from a seat
on the car on which she WAS a pGS-
senger. Attorney Irving Williamson
represents Miss BerkeIey.
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
Notion Specials
Bathing caps.

Bathing caps.
Tight fitting skull caps, in all
colors, 10c.
Bathing slippers and sandals,
in black or white. All sizes
at 35c pair.
Snap fasteners, in black or
white. All sizes; 4 dozen liz.
Sanitary napkins, II in a
box, for 3Sc box.
Rubberized sanitary aprons,
we'll made of good quality ma
terial, 25c each.
First F1oOr-LansburEh 4 Bro,
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
LEMON JUICE
FOR FRECKLES
OtS! Make beauty lotion foC
q few centS-Ty It'll

Squeeze the juice of two lemons
into bottle containing three
ounces of orchard white, shake we'll
and you have a quarter pint Of tbs
best freckle and tan lotion and com
plexion beautiier, at very, very
small cost
Your grocer has the lemons and
any drug store or toilet counter VIII
supply three ounces Of orchard
white for q few cents. Massage this
eweetIy fragrant lotion into the
face, neck, arms and hands each
day and see how freckles and blem-
ishes disappear ani how clear. soft,
and rosyIwhite the skin becomes.
Yes! It Is harmless and never irrt-
tates.
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
Auto Cushion
Slips, $2.75 to $5.25
Seat and Back.

Seat and Back.
Just the covers the motor
list has been looking for and
waiting for. No more soiled
clothes if you use these covers
made of extra heavy quality
linene cloth. Can be easily
taken off and washed. More
serviceable than covers that
sell at twice the price.
Fourth FIoor-LansburEh 4 Bro.
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
Specials From Our Fourth Floor
Upholstery Section

Curtain Scrin, 19c Yard
Floral bordered scrim for making
curtains for your doors or windows dur
ing the summer months. This material
has plain centers with fancy border ef-
fectS.
RGttanLa Rugs, $9.75
The best quality Rug made, with
new artistic floral and conventional de-
signed borders of blue, tan, or green
color combinations Size 6xo.
Fourth FIoor-Lansburrh Brs
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
ROCKVILLE NEWS
Improvement Work Started on
Main Street-WiII Con-
meet Pipes.

ROCKVILLE. Nd. June 1l.-Work
Of improving the main street OF Rock
willie the entire length OF the town
has been started. The contractor
thinks it will be completed within
three months. The specifications call
for a concrete road from curb to curb
from the fair grounds to the corpo-
ration limits at the other end Of town.
The main street will also be connect
ed with the Frederick pike and Nor
beck pike by concrete roads.
The Washington times., 1919-06-11

of Star Bargains
Mems Shirts, CSC
Mems madras percale Shirts with soft cuffs Neat
FIoOr-L.n.SurrA 4 Bro.
SEp-Oper Sweaters, $1.65
Women's sleeveless slp-over models. Shel-inshed
neck. All colofS FIOor-Lnn.SurEA 4
Coat Sweaters, $295
Womeh's coat sweaters, in values up to $1,000. :
Naney OF colorS. FIoor-LnnsburEh a !
Childrens Sox, zoe !
Fancy-top sox rregularS of SOC quality Sizes :
70 ~. FIOor-Lan.SurEh
Remnants Ribbon, 6oc Yard I
Plain fancy ribbons in assorted patterns and J
colors FIoOr-LansburEh Z Bro. :
Crochet Spread, $1.59
Regular $500 single bed spread, in two pretty pat,
terms. Fir0 FIoOr-Lan.burEA :
MdrSeiLes Spread, 1888
Regular $3.50 satin Marseiles spread in double-bed
SIZE Fifth FIOOr-Lan.burEh Bro +
Canoe Cushions, ACC
Size i5xt5 inches covered with art ticking fancy
cretonne FIoor-LansburEh 4 Z
$500 Spread, $3.50 !
Fine satin MarseiIleS spread. Cut-ou corner and :
ScaloPed edge FIOor-LansSurEh ( Bro.
Crash PILLOW Slips, zoe
4 heavy washable quality of linen crash, with
stenciled color design F.urth F1oor-Lan.burrA Bro
Awning Duck, 3ec Yard
Tan or fancy striped awning duck for making avn
ings porch curtains or tents FIoor-Lan.burEA Bro
Bottle Peroxide, 15c I
Larg: bottle peroxide for t5c First Floor
Combination Suits, S1OO I
Ready.made combination suits or Teddies. Dainty
designs FIoor-LnnsburEh 4 Z
Mohdr Skirt Length, $2f9 I
5o-inch Mohair in white, navy blue or black.
Third FloOr-LanSburgh :
French Serge, eec Yard
Atwood French serge r n nay blue :HI0 only y.
Striped Suiing, 97c
AZ inches wide, in tan gray, with white stripes. I
Crex Grass Rugs, sos
Regular S4.98 crex de luxe rugs, in size 56x72.
Green, blue CT brown colors Fourth Floor
Administer Rugs, $24.75
In size exi2 feet. These seconds of regular
S32.75 quality. FourtA FIoOr-Lan.burrh 4 Bro :
Administer Rugs, $1975 !
Regular $4,000 value 6x9 feet BeauvaiS Administer
rugs FIoOr-LansburEh 4 Bro
Pearl Earrings, zoe
Filled pearl earrings in peIeeess design;
Siver Spoons 1Oc
Heavy plated tea, dessert or sugar spoons, table
or pickle forks first FIOOr-LansburEh 4 Bro. :
Vachette Purse, $12e
Vachete strap purses, fitted with mirror and nicely
made First F1oor-L.nsburEA & Bro.
Boys Soft Collars, SC
Plain white striped All sizes. E.urn F,.o- :
Lingerie Waists, STAG
Dainty organde dimity waists in plain tailored
or dresSy models All sizes F1r. FIoor-Lan.burrh Bro
Boys Wash Ties, 19c
Summer neckties in pretty designs and coors
FIFTH FIoOr-LanSburEh {
BOYS Summer Suits, S565
Made in popular Norfolk styles of serviceabe light
weight materials. Sizes to II years Firth Floor,
Boys Bathing Suits, 49C
One piece bathing suits in or maroon. trim :
med with white bands. Fifth FIoor-I.,.byr.h / R-
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Store Hours: Open 9:l5 A. NJ, Close P. W.
ns. The STORE or CREATED SERVICE
.AgBuRGH fRR0I
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The Washington times., 1919-06-11
Mating Rugs, $685.

Size Q feet II feet rug, in pretty
stenciled designs, with plain or figured
center. This is large room size and
very Serviceahle rug.
The Washington times., 1919-06-11

The clerk OF the circuit court has
issued licenses to marry to the fol-
lowing: Miss Nettie May Colt. OF
Brook line, Mass. and Gustave Adolph
StranE, OF Washington. and Miss An
ME Elizabeth Denty, OF Capitol View.
Nd, and James Clayton Sebastian, of
Washington.
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
soc CretonneS, zoe Yard

Two tables will be filled with good
quality 36-inch cretonnes in light or
dark shades of fancy floral or novelty
design effects for draperieS, slip covers
or sofa cushions.
The Washington times., 1919-06-11
French Organdy and
Wolfe Waists
$5'4S
THEY'RE the newest Arrived the dav this ad is b


ing written.
Every style is represented.
Some have roll collars, 9th
erS flat, round or square col
lars. Also some two-in-one
effects, as we'll as round,
square and V neckS.
Trimmings are Val, Nenise,
Mechlin or Filet Lace edg-
ings and insertions. A few
have dainty embroidery and
tuckS.
Just the waist for office or
vacation wear.
Sizes So to 40.
Other lingerie waists,
$1.9S to $S.9S.
Second FIoor-LanSBurEh l. Bro.
The Washington times., 1919-06-11

Help! Ye Editor is sub
marined and sunk without
a warning and without a
trace.
Here's the evidence.
New York City.
Dear Sir:
/ read your editorial in
today's paper regarding
Radcliffe on electric light
ing buttons.
1 desire TO inform you
that there is already such
an animal designed in the
shape Of q little ball to at
tach to the end Of the pull
chains on sockets.
Yours truly,
Mr.. Know 1t All.
We're properly sauelch-
ed.
But why in the deuce
isn't this Animal driven
through the advertising
pages Of the magazines. so
all Of us will get acquaint-
ed with it?
Maybe il is in some OF
them, for all we know.
But we have never seen
II.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-05-01

A cough is a bad thing. Its
bark is really bite. If you
want to relieve a cought, the best
cough remedies are at the Owl.
Jumbo Fine Combs, an extra
heavy fine comb; 15c.
q = =
The soup at a Morley avenue
hash house was painfullyweak.
The piano mover inhaled a few
spoonfuls and demanded to know
what it was made of. "That's
beef BROTH" replied the waieress.
Thanks for the information"
said the piano mover. Il thought
you had served ME the water that
the eggs were boiled in"
Mothers know Larkspur. Yes,
and mothers know well its adap-
liability to clean the hair and
scalp and to keep the school
children's heads free from lice
and nits. It's the best thing of
it's kind there Is; Is cents per
bottle.
Sayings of well known NOga-
les men:
George Januel, the barber:
.Take a number, please"
People may be divided into two
great classes = uPbullders and
down-pullers. To which class do
you belong?
A stye on the eye, for sore IN
famed or aching eyes. We recon-
mend our Owl Eye Water in these
cases; Is cents.
An old man of NOgales OBJ
serves that when money talks
some people can't hear them
selves think.
= q q
Let us stop that headache.
We can do it easily enough
through your willingness to pur-
chase a package Of Our Head
ache Remedy.
Will not affect the heart and
stops the ache in a iiffy; Csc.
& e.
"Please," writes H.A.B. page
the old-fashioned man who stays
home with the children once in a
while and tells his wife to run
down town and have a good
time"
The daily morning oasis., 1919-05-01
PRISONER DELIVERED
TO CIVIL AUTHORITIES

Yesterday the military authorities
delivered over to the civil authorities
the soldier William Glastonbury, who
stabbed his wife to death week or
more ago and the accused was lodged
in Jail, charged with murder.
Preliminary examination OF the
accused will be held before Justice
Wilkey Saturday morning
The daily morning oasis., 1919-05-01
National

/ T. M. Wills, Elgin; Met Wallace,
Charles Finger, New York City; H.
Mcdonald, Globe; C. H. Could L.
Hunt, w. H. Land, w. M. Hunter,
Tucson; M. Elasser, George A. Ions
bury, Los Angeles.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-05-01
NOGALES HOTELS
Bowman

Bowman
Bush Fihnell, San Francisco; Mrs.
Bryce Smith, chautauqua director; A.
w. Franklin, Los Angeles; Mrs. lnez
w. Gibson, John L. Gibson, Omaha;
Charles Coffin and wife, William
Gutzman, Newton Gortzman, AL Nix
on, E. l. Chapman, Elias Hedrick and
wife,, A. M. French, Tucson; Mr.. Paul
w. Rafalsky, San Antonio; A. Nc
Donald, Douglas; H. Thurber, F. Gotta
Jr., Guaymas; E. A. Stent, P. G..
Hale, San Francisco.
The daily morning oasis., 1919-05-01
MOntezuma

]. G. Simpson, C. G. Hill, Los An
geles; Harry Lee, Patagonia; c. B.
Mason, Cincinnati; L. M. McCloud
and family, lola, Kansas; w. P. Nc
Comas, local; J, Angel Alvarez, Ma
co; Dorothy Berry, New York; E. H.
Soaring, Tucson; Capt. James N. Par
rot, Washington, D. c.; H. A. Whit
comb, Homer Edwards, Worlds Fair
Mine; M. Cohen, Hermosillo; H. D.
Hamilton, Nogales.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-08-01
SAWYER HEADS
NEW CAMPAIGN
Mass Meeting to Be Part OF Educa-
ton Of the Public In American
Institutions and Princi-
pies of Government

Hazen I. Sawyer has been appoint
ed director for southern Lee county
of the national organization for
campaign of education about the
constitution Of the United States.
September II is to be Constitution
day, and Mr.. Sawyer will have a
mass meeting in Keokuk that day,
with speakers and music and some
sort of a celebration commensurate
with it's Importance.
The object of this organization Is
to promote Americanism and educate
the people in the principles OF the
American government, to furnish ar
guments based on facts against IN
ternationalism, I. w. W. and all
forms of bolshevism. and against all
propaganda inimical to our form OF
government. ;,
Aliens coming to America are the
special objects of this campaign OF
education, but many native born Will
be benefited by 1t.
It has nothing to do with the
league of nations or any poiitlcai
party. and its speakers are warned
especially against denouncing ma
tional socialism and other uplifts.
i II. Trewin, Of Cedar Rapids, IS
head OF the organization in Iowa, and
II is hoped to get churches. schools.
women's clubs, civic leagues and
other organizations to assist III us
work here in Keokuk.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-08-01

will be the first. and they will be
ready for harvest in about two weeks.
Some of Nauvoo's people-not
many OF them-are canning peaches
that are shipped from the southern
markets. They are sold from the
retail places in Nauvoo at $3.50 per
bushel basket.
The Nauvoo man or boy who does
not know how to swim should take
advantage of the opportunity which
is offered by the lake during these
hot evenings. Quite number of
men and boys visit safe place al
most every night. Here, then. is your
chance; it is also your boys chance.
Don't overlook It.
Nauvoo is going to let another
summer slip by without building an
interurban line to Keokuk or Fort
Madison. If ever Nauvoo needed a
trolley line, 1t needs 1t now, so as
to improve it's business interests. "
it wants to retain the rural district
trade, the town will be compelled to
establish grain and live stock mar
ket. and to conduct these markets the
city will have to have railway ship
ping facilities. The Petsch PROPOSE.
ton is undoubtedly dead, but our
business men should take up the
matter and present Nauvoo's needs
in this respect to some capitalists.