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Palisadian., 1919-08-02
THE NATURE OF LABOR
(FOrm the Villager.)

Labor can never take charge Why?
us. Moreover, it has become educated !;
Its conditions of life have been better
ed it has developed class conscious
ness; it's whole progress has been
astounding. True, it never has been
able to rule in tie past, but with all
things. changed may it not be able in
the future to rule? 1t would were it
not that labor nature is still labor no
ture. And it is on this very point that
the forward looking materialists mis-
lead. They do not see that, although
the status of labor has beeh changed,
its position lifted up, it's strength in
creased, its outlook broadened, yet the
nature of labor remains as it was in
the beginning and as it will be in the
end.
Men who work with their hands can
not at the same time work with their
heads. Those who are mining coal
and tending machines cannot direct
the mine or the factory.
This is no new theory or prejudice.
1t was set down in shrewd analysis
1000 years ago-perhaps there has
never been any better summing up OF
labor's limitation than that contained
in Ecclesiasticus "How can he get
wisdom that hOldeth the plow and that
gloreth in the goad, that driveth oxen
and is occupied in their labors, and
whose talk is of bullocks? He giveth
his mind to make burrows. and is dill
ligent to give the kline fodder"
So the carpenter and every work
master, so the men who cut and grave
Palisadian., 1919-08-02
DADDY')fVfN|NQD
FAIRY TALE fl
6y Nary Graham = 3 bonner g1r.s! Ell
MRS. INDIAN ELEPHANT

Mrs. Indian Elephant performed
many fine tricks. She was a great
favorite In the zoo and the children
used to come and see her. Then she
would do her fine tricks and the chill
dren would give her peanuts. They
would give her as many as the keeper
said she could have.
They didn't give any that the keeper
said not to, for he knew If the ele-
plants had had visitors earlier in the
day who had been feeding them. And
he knew how much elephants should
eat and what they shouldn't eat.
AS the children didn't want to make
the elephants sick they used to ask
the keeper If they could have anything
to eat that day.
Mrs. Indian Elephant had once been
In circus and the other zoo elephants
had not.
She used to tell the other elephants
the story of her circus days, how she
would go from town to town and how
she would lead great parades. She
rode on her back in the parade for
the town and the parade for the cir
Gus.
She would tell how she used to lie
down and wave flags and how she
could pick up the circus man and
carry him about. She used to tell the
other zoo animals how the people
clapped, how the boys and girls would
scream with delight.
She had seen so many, many chill
dren, more than even came to the zoo.
"And 1t was funny" she. used to say,
'but would think to myself, Now in
this town we're coming to surely there
will be no children
"But there always were children. in
every single town. Yes, friends" Mrs.
Elephant would say, II have never
been in a town where there are no
children. l imagine a town must be
very, very rare that has no children,
and ] don't believe there Is such q
place.
at wouldn't be place worth visit
ing, know that much. Why, no one
would want to perform in a circus II
children weren't there, for children
know enough to appreciate circus,
and while grown-ups may too-well,
they don't like to laugh right out loud
just as hard as children do"
But one day Mrs. Indian Elephant
Il. -.
Of something else and though later on
she cheered up and forgot about it l
must tell you what she said.
''It does seem pity" she said sadly.
"What seems a pity?" the others
asked her. "Tell us, Mrs. Indian Ele-
phant, what seems a pity?"
"It seems pity" said Mrs. Indian
Elephant, that we aren't appreciated.
"That is, we aren't as interesting as
Palisadian., 1919-08-02
SUMMER SERVICE
AT PAL|SADE CHURCH
IS DISCONTINUED

The last of July Sunday morning ses.
sions at the Palisade Church was held
last Sunday. These July Sundays have
not cashed in large percentage of
people somehow, though it is easily ex-
plainable on account of the season. 1t
is vacation time, and many people are
away Others just naturally do not
take to summer church going, and from
all accounts it is the same everywhere
However, Rev. Guhse has not allowed
the small attendance to minimize the
quality of his talks, and those who
have been of the faithful few" have
been amply repaid. Last Sunday he
talked on the vacation thought and
from the sixth chapter of John brought
out even the authority of Jesus him
self as an advocate of the idea of get
ting away from the daily grind and go
ing off to some secluded spot for a rest
He said that a vacation was "the min
istry Of relaxation, but it must be gen.
uine rest" The Guhse family will take
them to some nearby place for the rest
Of the summer some time early in Au-
gust.
Palisadian., 1919-08-02
Processes Are TAUGHT.

The decision of one of New York's
retail stores to install a merchandise
laboratory In which materials and
workmanship were to be tested has
shown such good results that, accord
ing to a representative of the store,
the idea will probably be followed by
other stores. Not only are the buy
ers present when tests are made, but
the sales persons in the department
handling the goods examined are also
witnesses of the tests and the audi
ence at the lecture accompanying the
experiments. In this way the sales
people are acquainted with the proc
esses used in manufacturing and are
given an intelligent idea of the mer-
chandise they are selling. This has
increased their interest in the mer-
chandise they are selling. This has
been found, had very good results in
placing their salesmanship on a high
er plane.
Palisadian., 1919-08-02

seals, 50 the smith sitting by the anvil,
1.-The noise of the hammer and the an
vii is ever in his ears, and his eyes
look still upon the pattern of the thing
that he maketh;" so the potter, turn
ing the wheel and cleaning the fur
nace-"all these trust to their hands,
and every one is wise in his work. }"
But the son of Sirach shrewdly OBJ
serves: "They shall not be sought for
in public counsel nor sit high in the
congregation they shall not sit on the
judges seat nor understand the sem
tence of judgment; they cannot de-
clare justice and judgment, and they
shall not be found where parallels are
spoken"
Ruskin thought that it was merely
physically impossible that one class
should do or divide the work of an
other. Sirach was wiser; the inhibi-
ton is not physical so much as mental {:
"He setteth his mind to finish his
work"
Let anyone test it for himself. Let
him dig up his vegetable garden or
paint his garage door and think at
the same time. AS the physical move
ments become mechanical the mind
runs into kind of blank. Shake
speare might have dug Ophelia's grave
with an actual shovel instead of with
the blade of his fancy, but not one
word of that nOblest comedy scene
would have come into his head whilst
he was digging. Schiller might him
self have cast great bell, but he
could not as the molten metal flowed
have been busy with the sounding
phrases of 'Die Glocke."
The guest at Amerogen is denud
ing the forests thereabouts. Chopping
no doubt gives him exercise; but,
more, it stops the process of his
Palisadian., 1919-08-02
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

In the good old summer time when
fruits Of all kinds are getting ripe
and tempting, when cucumbers, rad
ishes and vegetables fresh from the
garden are too good to resist, when the
festive picnic prevails and everybody
overeats and your stomach goes back
on you, then Is the time for august
Flower" the sovereign remedy for
tired, overworked and disordered stom-
achs, panacea for Indigestion, fer
mentation of food, sour stomach, sick
headache and constipation. 1t gently
stimulates the liver, cieanses the in
testines and alimentary canal, making
life worth living Sold everywhere.
Palisadian., 1919-08-02

the Mr.. Indian Elephants and we
aren't as interesting as the African
elephants but we would like to be
thought so just the same.
"Yes, we would like to be thought
Just as Interesting. We most certainly
would. And it seems pity that they
don't care for us so much. They
think we're very common and usual.
And so we are. But It's pity they
think 1t, yes, it's pity we don't fool
The keepers better"
"It is a pity" said the Miss Indian
Elephants. "It is a great pity" they
said, waving their trunks.
''But it's the truth" said Mr.. Indian
Elephant
"There, there" said Mrs. Indian Ele-
phant, "don't rub 1t in"
"Tm not rubbing anything in," said
Mr.. Indian Elephant.
'I mean," said Mrs Indian Elephant,
"that it's rubbing the truth in when
you say it is the truth and l know 1t
is but don't like to have people think
so-and yet they do"
"Oh, I see," said Mr.. Indian Ele-
phant.
That's a fine way of looking at
things" said Mr.. African Elephant.
"Now, be kind, be kind" said Mrs,
Indian Elephant, "for you're a rare
creature and a fine creature and hate
to admit 1t, I do"
Palisadian., 1919-08-02
Handy Man to Have Around.

"Rastus, how is it you have given
up going to church?" asked Pastor
Brown.
"Well. sah." replied Rastus, it's
dis way. l likes to take an active
part, an I used to pass de collection
basket, but deys give de job to Broth
ah Green, who just returned f'om
Ovah Thai-ah"
"In recognition of his heroic service,
I suppose"
mo, sab; reckon he got dat job
In reco-nition O. his having lost one o.
his Manifestations Magazine.
Palisadian., 1919-08-02
important to Mothers
Famous Japanese Scholar.

Baron Mishima (who recently died
at the age of 90) was one of the most
famous scholars in the Chinese clas-
sizes in Japan. He was pupil of Yama-
da Hokoku. He studied law and after
service as a judge became professor
of the Imperial University. He was
lecturer to the present emperor when
his majesty was the crown prince. The
baron established a school of his own
for the study Of the classics, called
the Misho Gakusha and more than
5000 students have been enrolled. A
mong his students were the late, Cen
eral FuRushima, Baron Sakamoto and
many other men of distinction.-Ea
and West News.
Palisadian., 1919-08-02
HOUND STOLEN.

A peculiar coincidence happened in
GrantwOod on Thursday afternoon,
when one of the hounds of Mr.. T..
Corriston of Nelson avenue was taken
from its kennel.
Mr.. COrriston after shaving, entered
the kennel yard and at once noticed
that one of the doors had been tamper-
ed with and after an examination, saw
that one of his favorite rabbit hounds
was missing.
The dogs name was Rose, she has
a white body with black and tan head,
a black spot on both sides and her
Palisadian., 1919-08-02
He Remembered.

The lesson was of the rabbit.
"The rabbit has long ears, fur on Its
body and a tall-nothing to speak OF,
though"-the teacher informed the
class. The next day he wanted to
know what they knew about 1t.
"Now then, Rupert"-he spoke to
particularly good-looking boy who was
among the bright ones-"tell me some
thing about the rabbit?"
"Thc rabbit has tail" said rupert,
eyeing the other fellows triuDphantiy
bnt [: mustn't talk about it,
Palisadian., 1919-08-02
Centenary of Famous Hymn.

The centenary of Bishop Heber'
notable missionary hymn, "From
Greenland's Icy Mountains, was cele-
brated at Wrexham, England, on Whit
Sunday by the singing of it in all the
places of worship. The hymn was first
sung in WreXham parish church on
Whit Sunday, 1919, having been COM
posed on the previous Saturday by
Bishop Heber at Wrexham vicarage
Palisadian., 1919-08-02
To Have a Clear Sweet Skin.

Touch pimples, redness, roughness
or itching, if any, with Cuticura Oint-
ment, then bathe with Cuticura Soap
and hot water. Rinse, dry gently and
dust on little Cuticura Talcum to
leave fascinating fragrance on skin.
Everywhere 25c each.-Adv.
Palisadian., 1919-08-02

body stands about foot and a half
from the ground while the span of he,
ears in sixteen inches. (Note.-~A dog
of this description was at the Carson
home in Palisade, Wednesday evening,
and later was seen at Palisada
JunctiOn-Ed)
Palisadian., 1919-08-02
Point He Had Overlooked.

"Sir, IN afraid you are visionary.
"Why? Just because think the Sol
ONION islanders ought to be uplifted?"
mo, Because you seem TO thing the
Solomon islanders care a hang about
being uplifted. d."-Birmingham Age.
Palisadian., 1919-08-02

Taxes are what nation pays for
glory.
Palisadian., 1919-08-02

"Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" to be
genuine must be marked with the
safety "Bayer Cross" Always buy an
unbroken Bayer package which con-
tains proper directions to safely re-
lieve Headache, Toothache, Earache
Neuralgia, Colds and pain. Handy tin
boxes of IL tablets cost but few
cents at drug stores-larger packages
also. Aspirin is the trade mark Of
Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetic-
ecidester of Salicylicacid.-Adv.
Palisadian., 1919-08-02

After year of Federal Control, the telephone
property, which makes up the Bell Telephone
System, is today returned to its owners by the
United States Government.
Palisadian., 1919-08-02

HILE the property has been
properly maintained, it is
not the same property which
the Government tool over
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
SOCIAL AND PERSONALS

seattle before returning to her home.
via the Canadian Pacific, while Mrs.
Bonney will visit in Portland and
may so TO the beach.
Mrs Carl Hopf and little daughter.
Marx Eliza beth Hopf left this morn
ing for seaside. They will spend two
weeks at the shore.
Mr.. and Mrs. Volney Bybee returned
from Bingham Springs where they
have been enjoying fortnights out
ing.
John Kleff, of Leadville, Colorado,
is "A Pendleton business visitor.
Miss Mabel Whitman left today for
Portland where she is to visit as the
house guest of Mrs. Llewellyn Bar
nett.
Mrs. John Isaacs accompanied by
Ter two children Emily and John,
departed this morning after five
weeks visit as guests of Mrs Isaac's
Mrs. Nancy Z. Despair, at
and with her sister. Mrs.
'oroorne Berkeley in Pendleton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24

They will go to the Hay Creek home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Berkeley In
central oregon and join them in a
mountain trip to Summit Prairie be.
fore returning to Portland.
Miss Vera Bullock, who is employed
at the local postoffice, has returned
from "a vacation spent In Portland
where she visited relatives.
The ladies of the G. A. r. will hold
their social afternoon tomorrow at
the residence of Mrs. a. b. Stevens.
sos Garden street.
Miss Merle King returned home yes
terday from six weeks visit In AS
toria. Seaside and Cannon Beach. Miss
King was accompanied by her cou-
sin, Miss Clara King of Helix who re,
mained for a longer visit in Astoria
with Mrs. /. $ Julian. who is the girls
aunt
Mrs. w. w. Green and her sister,
Miss Anna Brown, returned to Pendle-
ton this morning after Spending ten
days vacation with friends at Sea-
side.
Miss Bessie McCaw house guest OF
Miss Hazel Strain since Tuesday morn
ing left this morning on No. for her
home in Prescott. Miss McCaw was
hcnored with :. lawn party while
here.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. O. Hawks were
hosts last evening to Mr.. and Mrs
Joseph Dawson. of Prosser. Wash,
who stopped over night here on
their way home from trip to Enter
prise and wallowa. Mr.. and Mrs,
Dawson made their home in Pendle.
ton until about IL years ago and havc
many friends here who welcomed
them to this city.
Dick Collins is registered here from
Seattle.
William L. Boyd. of La Grande. is
a guest at the st. George.
j. B. Snyder is in town from Free
water.
]. Beavert. of Holdman, is in on
business today
]. F. Brooks is a Richville visitor.
William Kyne returned yesterday
from Portland. where he has been
visiting his parents.
Miss Celia Rem, formerly of Pen
dleton, who was a visitor in the city
yesterday, left this morning for Walla
Walla
Cress Sturgis and Jim Sturgis re-
turned this morning from a trip to
Portland.
James Johns. Sr.. returned this
morning from Portland.
Will Hanscom. local jeweler, left
yesterday for clifford. Montana, on a
business trip.
F. G. Schilke is in the city from Ia
Grande.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Helfich are here
today from Portland.
Wayne Erskine was a Pendleton
visitor yesterday on his way 20 Min
neapolis.
Miss Ella Keller of Monroe. Wtscon-
sin. is at Hotel Pendleton.
Mrs. Rex Sanford. of Stanfield. is
in the city today.
L. X. Weber is here today from
Walla Walla.
Mrs. Lee Drake and little son James
left last night for Newport. They
will remain at the beach during the
hot weather.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24

Miss Catherine Evans of Portland
who has been attending the Delta
Gamma national convention in Min
neapolls. is the guest of Miss Grace
Hoch at Bingham Springs. Miss
Evans represented the University OF
Washington chapter OF Delta Gam
ana
Mr.. and Mira. Il. b. Aldrich and
daughters. Amy and Eleanor, left last
evening for Portland and SeavieN,
Wash. 10 be gone two weeks. on
their return Mr.. and Mrs. Aldrieh will
attend the session of the National Ed
itorial Association in Portland.
Mrs. c. j. Smith spent several daNs
last week in Seattle where she was
the guest OF Mrs. Robert c. French
formerly OF Portland. Mrs. French is
chaperon at the University OF WASH
ington. At the close of the summer
school she will come to Portland for
a short visit.-oregon Journal.
Mrs. Charles Bonney, accompanied
by her house guest Miss Grace
Thornton, Of Salt Lake. left today for
Portland. Miss Thornton viii go to
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24

The American National Bank of
Pendleton and the Bank of Echo
were today designated as the official
repositories for funds belonging to
the Teel irrigation district. Although
these funds are handled by the coun-
ty treasurer they need not be allotted
to all the banks in the county as is
done with the county funds, according
to Miss Grace A. Gillian. Miss Gil
liam obtained the opinion that the
district may designate its own de-
positories. after consulting legal au-
thority.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
Claims They've Lived
In Four Towns, Wife
Is Still Dissatisfied

Although he furnished his wife
In home in four different
towns. she was never satisfied to stay
In one place and continually nagged
for a change, Harvey Il. Bender, man.
ager OF the Troy laundry. alleges In
a complaint for divorce from Norma
Bender. filed in circuit cour. today.
Mrs. Bender left him and has lived
with her parents since January H.,
1918, the complaint says.
Because she has made his life bur-
densome and continually kept him on
the move from place to place. Mr..
Bender asks divorce. The couple
was married at Idaho Falls IN June.
1916, aud there are no chlldren nor
any property rights to settle The
complaint was filed by Peterson, Bish-
op < Clark.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
ucppuers wants harvest Men.

A call for II men to work as box
drivers in Morrow county harvest
fields was received this morning by N.
Berkeley. of the u. S. employment Of
flee here. Mr.. Berkeley will try to
fill the order. although there are few
er men available here now. nearly
100 having gone to fight fires. Hepp-
ner Is short of harvest hands. Mr
Berkeley says.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
New Employe for standard OIL Co.

3. r.. Ralston of Portland. is new
employe of the standard Oil Company.
in Pendleton. He is assistant special
agent in the office and has the posi-
tion left vacant by the resignation of
Ed Mabie. now in the business office
of Allen g. knights. Mrs. Ralston will
arrive soon from Portland to join her
husband.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
Thc I,cv Bickford ON Committcc.

The Rev. J. T. Bickford of Pilot
Rock. was at the closing session of
the Oregon state Presbyterian Synod
appointed a member of the church
activities committee and the New Era
Movement committee. The commit
tees are permanent ones and are used
to carry on the work of tne Presby-
terian church throughout the state.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24

william f.. Rose. of Weston. for
merly q member of Battery ID, 14Sth
Field Artillery. was in the city yes
terday to confer with r. G.. White. OF
the department of vocational guild
ance. regarding compensation and vo-
'cational training. Nh White. who
has been in Pondleton for the past
two days to confer with soldiers. left
this morning for La Grande to con-
tinue his work.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
Temperature 100 Today.

The temperature at 2:so p. m. to-
day was 106. the same as the maxi
mum for yesterday. 1t is expectei.
however, that the mercury will go
higher later in the afternoon. Last
night was one OF the hottest nights of
the season, the thermometer register.
ing 81. This ties the record male a
few weeks ago. s0iXHA
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
Inr White Clothes.

When white clothes have become
mildewed soak them for a short time
in a pail of water to which heaping
teaspoon of chloride of lime has been
added. Hang them in the sun to
bleach and then wash out as usual.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
Schools to Get Magazine.

Beginning September 10 all school
school districts in the northwest will
be given a free subscription to the
National Junior Red Cross magazi ,e
according to word from Alfred Pow
ers. director of Junior membership IN
the northwest The notice was sent
to W. W. Green, county director for
the Junior Red Cross.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24

We wish to exupress to our friends
our sincere appreciation of the tender
love. and sympathy extended to MS In
our recent bereavement. the loss OF
our beloved husband and brother
MRS. ID. w. BAILEY.
MRS. w III. JAMES
AND FAMILY.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
NEWS NOTES
OF PENDLETON

Huntsville MIN In Town.
. Roberts Hawks, OF Huntsville. Wn..
was In Pendleton today and called on
his uncle, II. o. Hawks. in the county
assessors office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24

G. W. Coutts' automobile and one
driven by f. Bottger collided last
night at Court and Main streets when
Mr.. Coutts was 1riving up Main street
aud the Bottger car was coming down
Court street. The latter car was un-
injured but Mr.. Coutts' machine has
a bent spring and a broken fender as
the result of the mishap.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24

A. c. Funk. chief deputy in the
sheriff's office. returned from few
days stay at Hot Lake today and to-
night will leave for Cannon Beach
where he will spend the remainder
of his vacation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24

Joseph L. Mettie and Miss Mary
Louise Loomis. Of Ukiah. were grant
cd license to wed today. Mr.. Met
tie. who is 80 gears of age. gave his
occupation as that of farmer. This
afternoon Judge Thomas F'itz Gerald
married Louis Boever and Miss Bonny
Winifred McLa 4shlin, from the east
end of the county.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
for s475 Awarded.

r. NJ. Tuttle was today awarded
judgments totaling s475 against ]. s..
Galloway. who was adjudged in de-
fault by Judge G.. w. Phelps. for fail
'ure to appear. One judgment is for
$275 with interest at s per cent and
another for $3.50 with interest at
per cent.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
Move TO New ornccs.

The offices of DR.. T.. o. Parker and
DIR, Spauiding were moved today from
the Schmidt building to the new To-
cation in the Inland Empire Bank
building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24

Beulah Barker. of Echo. was today
named ADMINISTRATIVE of the estate of
Mary A. Barker deceased. The es-
tate is valued at $l427.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
When Travelling

n bottles of medicine are to be
carried when travelling. dip the tops
in melted paraffin to avoid the dan
ger of leakage.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-07-24
Painting Grain OFFICE.

A coat of gray paint Is being ap-
piled to the Pacific Grain Co. ossice
on Main street today. II is the final
touch in the remodelling recently