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Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
ARRESTS UNNECESSARY
Indian River Folk Comply With
Board of Health Vaccina
tion Order.

The activity Of the State Board If
Health IN the vaccination crusade in
Indian River hundred. Sussex county,
has resulted in bringing about the treat
ment of practically everybody n that
territory who was not already 50 protected.
Similar results have been secured in
Lewes. Mllsboro Georgetown and other
Sussex localities
There have been no new cases reported.
and the SITUATION is thought to be well in
hand by the state officials who anticipate
only an occasional development Of syrnp-
toms by those who have been exposed.
80 far il has not been necessary to
make any arrests.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
PLEAD S WOUND IN DEFENCE.
Soldier Disabled in France Says He is
Unable 10 Support Niie.

S,.r.lce in the trenches in France with
tho american doughboys So disabled
Harry x Truitt Of MIddleto"n aa 70
lncapactate him to support hlS enid, 50
hR physician, DR. Enoch q lark. tcstI-
lrd III Clty Court today, when IruItt
va, arraigncd on the cbargc q non
support preferred by ms wlic
Al open bullet wound i gFHg tile
former soldier 30 much trouble -h4t lie
i kept gong 10 hospital for treatment
Tfultt father testified that nIs son
had been denied the society Of either his
wife or his child since its birth Tie court
refused 10 lmpos. an order for support
but continued the case for one month for
examination by the city physician TO
ascertain whether he really IS physically
able to work.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
ARMY ABSCONDER BACK.
Lieut.. Gottenkeine Faces CourlmartiaI
for $40, 900 Payroll Theft.
ated Press TO Every Z venting

by Associated Press TO Every Evening"
Louisville. ny. Dec y Lieut. John
G. GottenkeIne, Fifth Field Artillery,
First Division, was brought to Camp
Zachary Taylor hast night from Governors S
Island y u, to await trial by court
martial on charges Of abscondlng At
Cohlenz, Germany, with the regimental
payroll Of $40 900
Gtottenkeinc, whose flight into Ger
many last May attracted interest in
American army circles was arrested by
German authorities, near the Swiss border,
devoid of cash and returned to American
headduartcrs
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
EMMA GOLDMAN YIELDS.
Anarchist Believed to Have Bowed to
Deportation Order.
ociatod Press to Every Evening

BY Associated Press to Every EYening
New York, Dec II Counsel for Emtua
Goldman evidently has abandoned hope
Of preventing her deportation
Before going to Ellis Island today to
ask her If she cared to continue the fight
in view Of the stay Of one week granted by
the Supreme Court, he telegraphed the
department OF labor asking whether she
and Alexander Berkman might carry
food with them when they are deported
to soviet Russia, and that they be per
mitted special privileges flor the short
time they have to remain.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
ILLINOIS MINERS BALK.
ILLINOIS COAL PRODUCTION
MAY Be NORMAL MONDAY
By Associated Press 10 Every Evening

~ ASs0tlaLIQ Fre@s . tVcry @venlng
Springfield ILL., Dee - Illinois ul4ncs
were rtupeHca this morning and miners
generally throughout the state returned
To yEQrS.
State President Farming however bad
telegrauS from locals ,NpresSing resent
wsut IA INST the settlement rnsoe IL
Indianapolis aal Indicating they Wuu-l
refuse 50 -etGrU - WORKS
Despite die i.sGee-.au some miners
x WAS expected 'hat good oltpl,
call would hy heIsGcG -ssay lad that ov
uezr Monday So es ,he m.n,s would
be producing Lc uyr-uA. amount gf fiCl
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
DELAYED BY SLIPPERY ROAD.

One Of the large buses operating be-
tween Wilmington and Brandywine
Springs was delayed for about thirty
minutes this morning at Husband S
Corner, on account Of the slippery cOndi-
ton Of the road due to ice. A rumor
was current in the city that one Of the
buses had overturned on q trip this
morning but this proved TO be unfounded.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
AUTO HIT CIDER DRINKER,
CHAUFFEUR Is DISMISSED

Walter Y Jeffries today admitted in
City Court that he had imbibed considera-
bic cider just before he was struck by
an automobile operated by Charles Wilson.
The court therefore dismissed a charge
Of assault and battery lodged against
Wilson.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
Restore Pennsy Trains.

Three regularly scheduled TRAINS that
pass through this city over the Pennsyl-
vania lines that had been taken off tempo
rarily were restored today They are the
12.48, 455 and 6.35 in the afternoon
The first carries day coaches to Washing
ton The last two trains carry sacpers for
points beyond Washington from New
York City The .55 train is Florida train,
while the 635 is for Atlanta and New
Orleans, carrying sleepers for both these
points.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
Sugar Control Under May.
Sociated Press f0 FVarx Eyepiny

By Associated Press TO Every Evening
Washington Dec 12.-The McNary
bill, under which government control Of
sugar would be continued another wear.
was passed today by the Senate and sent
20 the House
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12

knights of the Golden Eagle Lodge are
invited to attend the funeral Of William
Minich, grand trustee, late of ST. Georges
Castle No g. on Saturday afternoon 1T 2
d. m, at l0I n Connell Btreet.-Adv.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
Amnsements Tonight.

piavhoust The Cnknown purpiAA
tiarrlcA Vaudeville.
Queen tiuN-
Majestic Luck in Paw
Victoria The Love Cheat
kiaito sold
savoy The Volcano
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
Senator Webster Dead

State Senator George w. Webster,
Of Brandywine hundred, died at his home
last night, after a lingering illness. lie
was 81 years old.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
Ncather Fnrecast.

81 Assoclatci Press . Every Evc1ins
Washington Dcc. ~. FCreNs.st FOR hcla.
ware
Rain probable tonight tud saturday
warmer tonight, temperature above fryS,1-
ing: fresh south winds.
1CN MOON ,TENtPERAr RE- AND TIDE
sun rose this nOrning ...--...-... ....... T.lt
sun sets this Afternoon ........... ...-.- A-5O
sun rises tomorrow morniuS.-.. ..-.+... t.l5
sun sets tomorrow Afternoon. ..........-.. s.t5
Moon rises tonight ... .--...... .....-... lp.5I
Length OI day. hours. ~ minutes.
1 D. m yesterday ....-,-....-.. ......... 8t
s a. "a. today. -..-....... "a
Noon today. .......,...- 80
Hirhest temporal Elre ygsterdAy..... Sgs
Lowest temperature iast night....-.....-- rs
High tide this noruiug .......... 3 -
High tide this aft0rnOOn. ................-. A.u9
Low tide this morning. IO.SS
Log tide rCnighE. ....--. ........s. . 20 -
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
Had no Thought on Invasion Of Southwest
Says Carranza Chief.

BY Associated Press 70 Every Evening
Mexico City, Dec IL Mexico has
never contemplated or considered the
adoption Of the plan Of Dan Diego
for the purpose Of securing portions Of the
southwestern territory Of the United
Stats, declared Manuel Aguirre Berlanga
minister Of Interior today This state
ment was made when the minister at
tention was called 70 charges recently
made by T. 5. Senator Fail Of New Mexico.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12

Convince yourself as to price and
quality Bicycles 9I3 Shipley street.
Adv.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
BUSINESS HOUSES OPEN SIX
HOURS DAY IN PITTSBURG
Ass,,..A - Pcgss \ E.1rg Hvcnlne

By Associated Press y Essry 1vcnins
Plusburg. Dec . Flc -iSii iuci col-
screatlon orders i. the federal .ut. .-i-
mlnistratiou went i0,o effect her. toGly
with the res.lt that department; stores
and o,hcr establishments noJ exempted
remained closed until THE aoln hour
Under tbc regulations the business houses
Affected 81 cease doing business At 8 p. -l.
Few 81 rlrSburE many industrial
plants fy,t thy effects oi the coal conNtN.. =
tion measures, for practically Ell s,ei
mills and other Industries have reserve
supplies On nand mon VIII lastlog several
weeks, according to reports.
Continued Ga page
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
senator FaI,s charges were contalned

in a memorandum submitted 70 President
Wilson on December 5. Among other
things the Senator alluded to plot said
% have originated At small town san
Diego Texas, and made public at Mon
tcrey. Mexico. early III 1915 II was
declared that On February %, 1915. there
should arise q revolution against the
government Of the nted States that the
independence Of Texas. New Mexico
states after beng declared an independent
republic would later request anneAa-
ton u Mes-en
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
DAYLIGHT SAVING
ORDINANCE GIVEN
HEARTY APPROVAL
Members of Council, Following
Session, Hear it Endorsed by
Many Speakers.
ONLY THREE OPPOSE 1T

So unanimous was the expression of
opinion in favor of the proposed daylight
saving ordinance, at the open meeting
following session of the City Council last
night, that it's passage in due course
by the Council seems assured, and Viii
mington will thus be in line with the
other industrial centers In the East
Besides. this, il was made evident dur
ing the session Of the Council, by large
number of petitions and communications
presented by Councilman Ahrahams, that
all the large industries favor it, and
that thn daylight saving plan viii be
recognized hv the railroads when it goes
into effect 4 communication was read
from officials OF the Pennsylvania rail-
road indicating this.
About one hundred were present at the
meeting, and after considerable dis
cussion Of the proposed ordinance vote
was called for All but three IN the crowd
fav0rcdit One Of these was William +.
Jochcn, machinist of 1913 West
Second street, who gave rs his reasons
for opposing it the hour al which darkness
would fall during the summer months
would seriously interfere with his sleep;
that the children would be in the streets
at the time he would he trying to get
somc sleep, and he would have his slum-
bers nterfered with.
The point raised by Jochen may have
some bearing on the enactment Of a cur
few, which has been agitated for some
time hv the Sunshine Society.
Street Commissioner Frank W Pierson,
who was present representing the city
employees, was called on to preside, and
Fred W Sticrle, Of the Central Labor
Union, WAS made secretary.
FAVORED BY MAYOR.
Among those present was Mayor
William G. Taylor, who said he was
heartily in favor Of the ordinance, and
if he were a member Of the Council would
be glad to vote for it. Hc believed that
it would operate for the good Of the entire
city, and put it in line with the other
industrial centers Of this section.
Among those who spoke in favor of the
ordinance we're Frank ". Pierson, Fred
" Stierle, Councilman Abrahams Coun-
Gilman Murray, Harold S. Creamer,
representing the bricklavers; Council
man Mulvcna, Councilman NcManus,
CITY Solicitor John W, Huxley, George Il.
Miller, president Of the State Board of
Education and former president Of the
City Board representing AS employees
Of the American Fulcanized Fibre Co;
James O'kanc Giles +. Hamm, repre-
scntlng the railroad signalmen; William
Collins, George Griffith, Guy Handy,
representing the county employees; Benja-
min F. Shaw, Of the B. f. Shaw Co, and
Walter Willis.
Continued on page s
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12

Certified milk for infants. Clover
Dairy Co.--Adv.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
Continued on page 5

The safc, sensible drink Clover ps-ry
lh,-Adv
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-12-12
MENCO DISPUTES FALL.

Continued on page s
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12
HOGStonia Aids Natures
OiIing Of Achey Joints

When joints twinge and throb and
pain it's sure that nature has been
unable to keep the body in proper
trim. Then the thing to do is give
nature a help and yourself relief
with a gentle massage of Houstonia.
This soothing liniment penetrates to
the very cause of the trouble and
quickly ends your pain.
Your home should never be with
out Houstonia, the wonderful Iini-
ment and a MT i p tic. On cuts,
bruises. burns,> scalds and all sore
spots it helps nature quickly restore
comfort. Ask your druggist for
House -tone-e-ah (The Orig in
Jones LinimenD with DIR Jones'
picture on the yellow label S100
Half size soc. trial size Csc The Dr.
]. c. Jores Co. So. Charleston, O.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12
Pure Bred ChGSte
White Pigs

| have for sale a few
pure bred Chester White,
Fall Boars, sired by Prince
Wildwood, weight over ZOO
pounds at nineteen months,
his sire being the greatest
Chester White sire, wild.
wood Prince Jr., which sold
for $4,000. 90. He was pro.
nounced the best living
Chester White Boar.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12
SCARLET FEVER AND
HEALTH CONDITIONS

INCOMPLETE diptheria and scarlet
fever reports for November, said the
State Department of Health today,
promise to go beyond the October
case report totals of 1892 and 888 re-
spectively. The outbreaks are scat
tered over the State, with 13 locali-
ties reporting more than 10 cases
each for the month.
Parents are advised to guard theii
children against exposure and schoo
officials are urged to institute close
medical supervision of pupils as 6
means of detecting early cases.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12
FARMERS, BANKERS
PROFESSIONAL MEN

FARMERS, BANKERS
PROFESSIONAL MEN
If you have $4,000 or more to in
vest, l can show you so to 125 per
cent regular annual income from
California land whether you live
there or not. District is in the best
part of the famous San Joaquin
Valley, is well settled, has modern
improvements close to beaches and
National Park and is the best land
in the United States. We guaran-
tee your holdings to double in value
in years.
Can positively prove these state
ments if given an opportunity. Will
arrange a trip of inspection, with
stop over privileges for few people
in each community.
Further particulars by addressing
A. c. Mills, County MANAGER, Moren
ci, Mich, Care Hotel Saulsberry.
32-t
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

FOR SALE-Two used pianos.
three used organs, three used phono-
graphs, cheap for cash if taken at
once. Turnbull Brothers Piano
Store, phone $50, Arcade Building,
Wauseon. 30-tt
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

MODERN RESIDENCE FOR
SALE-9 room dwelling situated on
paved street CHERRY ST. in Wauseon
strictly modern in every respect with
Oak Finish throughout. Dwelling
now occupied by Clyde E. Wager.
Deal with owner who will accept
mortgage for 2-3 purchase price.
Possession given on or about January
1st 1920. A. E. Harger. 33-tf
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12
FARM FOR SALE

FARM FOR SALE-2O8 acre farm
mostly black loan with clay subsoil.
Buildings consist of two good houses,
large barn with basement and cover
ed barnyard, granary, hog house, corn
CRIB, tool house, hen house and silo.
This farm has an abundance of deep
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

WANTED VEAL CALVES-Be-
ginning October 18th, will take calves
every Saturday forenoon until further
notice. A. N. Luton, Oak Shade
phone. 28-tf
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

MICHIGAN FARMS-I have some
splendid bargains in south Michigan
farms ranging in size from 30 to 800
acres. Also town properties. A.
w. Clark. Addison, Mich. 19-tf
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

FOR SAIE-1O lots on which are
fair buildings, in Wauseon twenty
five acres in a neighboring town
cheap if taken at once. Deyo &
| Foncannon. 35-2-E
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

This farm is a crop producer and can
be bought from owner who will accept
a mortgage on the farm for 2-3 of
purchase price with interest at per
cent. A. E. Harger, Wauseon, o.
33-tf
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

FOR SALE-One 2-horse wagon,
one Mccormick mower, nearly new
one walking plow, one 1-horse disc
w. H. Mercer, Phone 2L is on SOL
Wauseon, Ohio. 34-t1
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12
FINE FOX RHEUMATISM
Musterole Loosens Up Those
Stiff .Joints-Drives Out Pain

DN4~A JO1A1CO AAAV - y = e~1
You'll know why thousands use
Musterole once you experience the
G.ad relief it gives.
Get jar at once from the nearest
drug store. 1t is clean, white oint-
inent, made with the oil of mustard.
Better than a mustard plaster and does
not blister. Brings ease and comfort
while it is being rubbed on!
Musterole is recommended by many
doctors and nurses. Millions of jars are
used annually for bronchitis, Group, stiff
neck, asthma, neuralgia, pleurisy, rheu-
matism, lumbago, pains and aches of the
back or joints, sprains, sore muscles,
bruises, chilblains, frosted feet, colds of
the chest lit often prevents pneumonia.
20c and 60c jars; hospital size $3.50.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

MONEY TO LOAN-on farms in
amounts of $500 to$15 900. Privilege
of paying any time. Farms for sale.
G. w. and w. L. Griffin, Fayette Ohio
25-tf.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

FOUND-On the road about "a
mile south of Pultz's Corners, two
robes. Owner may have same by
calling on L. F. -Steensen, phone 1922
Archbold, Ohio describing property
and paying for advertising. 36-1-p
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

FOUND-On the road between
Chas. Stutesman's corners and Lyons
on the night of December 8th good
lap robe. Owner may have same by
calling on G. E. Disbrow, Oak Shade
and proving property. 36-1-p
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

FOR SALE-Ford touring car 1917
model, good tires and in good running
order. Inquire 233 North Fulton st
phone White A. 36-1-I
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

FOR SALE-Vacant lot on Birch
Street, good building site, 45x200. C.
F. Greenough. 1927
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

well water with wind mill attached.
Well fenced and tiled with about 20
acres timber and situated / mile
from Electric r. R.. 2 miles to town
ship Centralized School Building, 4
miles to good market town with 1000
population and 9 miles from Wauseon.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12
Standard Bred White
Rock COckerels

| have for sale also a
number of Standard Bred
White Rock cockerels of the
Fisher & Heck strain. For
particulars call on
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12
i. S. BEAVERSON
ARCHBOLD, OHIO

Three miles north of Ridge
vile Corners on Pettisville road.
Pettisville mutual phone. $3.50
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12
+ A R M E R S
Exchange

,WANTED-Dining room girl, Hotel
Blair. DIFF
WANTED-Cook, good wages
Williams Restaurant. 28-tf-
WANTED-Girls to work in Glove
Factory. Inquire at Winner Mfg.
or call phone 497. 3 35-tf
/ WANTED-50 head of old horses
will pay from $3.50 up per head, S.
A. Mcknight, Tedrow. = 35-tf
WANTED-Girls experienced on
power machines to make canvas
gloves. Write at once to E. C. Davis
Bowling Green, Ohio. 35-5-p
FOR SALE = Plymouth Rock
cockrels. Inquire of W. D. McClarrer
phone 81 is on ATT. 1921
ii FOR SALE-Pure bred barred
Plymouth Rock roosters for breeding
purposes. A. L. Kolb, Ten Cent Barr
34-t
FOR SALE-White Leghorn cock
erels for breeding purposes. G. [
Bachman. R. D. 1, Wauseon. 36-2-]
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

WANTED-Dining room girl, Hotel
DIair' 25-tf
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1919-12-12

WANTED-Cook, good wages
Williams Restaurant. 28-tf-
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1919-03-27
APT DESCRIPTION OF PAsToF
chIId's charaeterizatIon Well Drawn,
Though Possibly Not Flatterins
to the Good Man.

Little Caroline and her grandmother
went to church one Sunday morning.
recently. 1t had been some time since
the small lady had attended and things
and faces were new and strange.
After returning home she sat in q
quiet study.
"what are you thinking of. dear?"
grandma asked.
"Who was that fluffy manr' was the
reply.
what man. pet? do not know
which one you mean"
"That man. mean." Caroline said
with an indignant frOwn. so
II can't tell, dear. which one that
is"
- "Well," said little Caroline, evident
ly fully disgusted. ~ mean the fluffy
nan that talks while we keep STILL"
The pastor happened to be a rather
short, stout man with a good supply
Of hair. and this was her unusual way
Of describing him.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1919-03-27
HAD AIMED A LITTLE LOW
0unner's Error Probably the Only
Thing That Saved Flock Of Black
birds From AnnIhllation.

A party Of gentlemen at a hotel
were telling stories one night recently
Of famous shots and how many
quails. partridges, ducks and other
birds had been killed at q single dis
charge. After listening to what
seemed a .willful exaggeration by differ
ent narrators. stranger who was pres
eht volunteered his experience Of his
only use Of the fatal double-barreled
gun as follows:
II went into the field one day to try
cunning. The only game discovered
was an immense flock of blackbirds.
should SLY there were 10000 in the
Aock. Slowly l crawled up to them.
and when not more than four rods
away the birds arose in a solid mass.
I fred both barrels, and how many do
you think killed?"
Different guesses we're made by the
party, ranging from 20 to 100.
mot one" said the stranger. ''but
I went out with my brother to look
for the results, and picked up four
bushels Of legs. had shot a little un-
dsf." S
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1919-03-27
A Feeling of Security

You naturally>fee secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains NO
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such q medicine il DIR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle Of Swamp Root.
It is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
1t is not recommended for everything.
1t il natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad-
der troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
If you need . medicine, you should
have the blnk. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles dVDtwo sizes. medium and large.
However. if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
kilmer 4 Co., Binghanton, N. Y. for .
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1919-03-27
B0scHEE's SYRUP

Why use ordinary cough remedies
when Boschee's Syrup has been used
20 successfully for fifty-one years in
all parts Of the United States for
coughs. bronchitis, colds settled in the
throat, especially lung troubles7 1t
gives the patient a good nights rest.
free from coughing, with easy expec-
toration in the morning, gives nature
. chance to soothe the inflamed parts.
throw OF the disease. helping the pa
tient to regain his health. Made in
America and sold for more than half
q century.-Adv,
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1919-03-27
Real happiness.

After reading poem about little
boy who was SO happy because there
were lovely flowers, beautiful birds,
blue sky and running brooks. eight
year-old William remarked:
'AThose things would never make me
happy, Miss Jones'"
"Why. William" replied his teacher.
what would 1t take to make you
AappyT
'Saturdays" was the prompt reply.
-Harper's Magazine.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1919-03-27

The safsr-cour,s.

The Frenchy and the Yank were sit
ting together on the fire step In a
trench. The Frenchy was smoking one
Of those mysterious cigars made some
where in France.
The Frenchy turned to the Yank and
said: "Will you hold zis cigar while !
throw ze grenade to re Boche?"
"Not on your life," said the Yank,
''but I'll hold re grenade whIle' you
throw re cigar."-OntariO Post.