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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
IT'S NOT YOUR HEART;
IT'S YOUR KIDNEYS

signals that the kidneys need help.
You should use GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem Oil Capsules Immediately. The
soothing, healing oil stimulates the
kidneys, relieves Inflammation and de-
stroys the germs which have caused it
box of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules. In twenty-four hours you
should feel health and vigor returning.
After you feel somewhat improved
continue to take one or two capsules
each day, so as to keep the frst-class
condition and ward off the danger of
other attacks.
Ask for the original imported GOLD
| MEDAL brand. Three sizes. Money re.
funded if they do not help you.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

Kidney disease is no respecter of per-
sons. A majority OF the ills affecting
people today can be traced back to the
kidney trouble.
The kidneys are the most important
organs Of the body. They are the fl
terers of your blood. If the poisons
which are swept from the tissues by the
blood are not eliminated through the
kidneys, disease of one form or another
will claim you as a victim.
Kidney disease is usually indicated by
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervousness,
dependency, backache, stomach trou-
BILE. pain in lOins and lower abdomen,
gall stones, gravel, rheumatism, sciatica
and lumbagO
All these q Angements are natures
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

ones, the bushier the more stylish, will
lend expression to milady's interrogat-
ing countenance.
Wasted the hours spent in the pain
full task of pulling them out, one at a
time, amid acute anguish, and lucky
are the damsels TO whom comfort and
convenience looked better than skin
ny line of hair and surface of white
holes that resembled pin pricks or the
shiny surface of bald head.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
If You Want to Be Happy.

Did you ever know a suspicious,
fault-finding person who seemed really
happy? OF course there is only one
answer to that question. No one can
be happy who looks on the world
through suspicious eyes and is all the
time grumbling and finding fault. And
since all of you are anxious to be
happy. would it not be sensible to sub
stitute for suspicion. trust, and for
faultfnding, appreciation Girls Com
paniOn.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
One of the symntoms.

is Professor Diggs a scientistT'
Yes. He knows more about Mars
than any other living man."
"a savant. eh:"
Il guess you would call him that.
He's so detached from mundane mat
tiers that he sometimes forgets the
name of the street he lives on."-Bir-
mingham Age-Herald.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Service That Counts.

When you are making your home a
little happier. your front yard more
attractive and your back yard neater.
and the children of the neighborhoOd
more law-abiding. you are doing the
sort of service that counts. Young
people make a big mistake if they
think Of battleships as more closely
allied to patriotism than homes. and
bullets than smiles and kind words
Girls Companion.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Various KEYS

where can I find the key to sue
cessT"
go 20 work at what you are best
suited for. Some ind it on the
cornet. some on the typewriter. some
on the piano. v-Louisville Courier
Journal
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Not So Bad as Il Sounded,

Whats that chap you went to col
lege with doing now"
"Oh, he's making a living with a
hand-Organ."
with a hand organ? Gee whiz !"
Eyes. he's running a very successful
manicure journal. Boston Evening
Transcript.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Used by the French.

The French designers are sponsors
for all sorts of embroidery on midsum-
mer and autumn blouseS. Floss.
chenille worsted. beads and ribbonzine
embroidery all are being used by them.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
aPhfIadeInhia Measure y

When old Philadelphia was laid
out defective chain was used in the
survey This chain made each hun
dred feet three inches longer than II
should have been. Property in much
of Philadelphia is still defined in this
incorrect measure. Hence the term
philadelphia measure"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Garter Eancies.

Some garters of the pre- sent day are
quite elaborate. They are made of all
~0rts of silks, ribbons, l3',es and en-
broideries and are ornanlented with
bows. One pair is made of blue silk
fringed at either side and embroidered
in lavender and pink.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Cuticura for Sore Hands.

Soak hands on retiring in the hot suds
of Cuticura Soap, dry and rub in Gu
ticura Ointment. Remove surplus
Ointment with tissue paper. This is
only one of the things Cuticura will do
If Soap, Ointment and Talcum are used
for all toilet purposes.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Dire Threat.

Guess there won't be any more
rent boosting in Washington.
What nowf"
Some senator has threatened TO
move the seat of government TO an
other town. Louisville COurier-Jour-
nal.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
limitations Are Dangerous.

AN OHIO druggist "The Practical Druggist" prominent Yo
a Drug Journal follows: Please furnish formula for Csto ALI the
formulas worked with either Ineffective dsageab
To this 1.-THE Practical Druggist replies I'VE do supply formulas for
proprietary articles couldn't wanted Your experience initiative
formulas surprising, but just what to be expected When Caoa
wanted why supply the genuine? you make substitute tits not fair
right We give you all Of laxative preparations
children Casa and think mother who asks for Gasoa would
feel kindly gave your product under such name
No affection for her child will overlook the sigma
ture of Chas e. Fletcher when buying CaSoria
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Business Methods.

Clerk-YOung Van Sapp wants a
suit on credit.
Clothier-Sell him something that
won't last over two months. He never
pays for one suit until he needs an
other.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Daily THOUGHT.

What a man thinks in his spirit In
the world. that he does after his de-
parture from the world when he be-
comes a spirit.-Swedenborg
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Autumn NoxeItx

Wool fringe on overblouses Of safir
is an autumn novelty and makes !.
most effective and smart trimming.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

"Pa. what is a bolsheviki?"
"A bolsheviki. my hoy, is a man who
cannot play the game of life accord
ing to the rules"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Just So.

what made the speaker walk across
the stage before he began TO speak,"
II suppose that was the preamble of
his remarks"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

The silken thread of temptation,
yielded to, is pretty sure to become the
iron chain of habit.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

Experience and real estate booms
are great teachers.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Strained Relations.

Mrs. Wiggs-Ain't you speaking to
Mrs Oldcat now?
Mrs. Biggs-Tm speaking to her all
right. but not in a nice manner.-Lon-
don Tit-BitS.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

when We save money were thrifty.
When the other fellow does he'J
iightwad.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

There certainly is no place like
home when it is impossible TO get into
one
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

The most manifest sign of wisdom
is continued Observation-Disclosures.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

The biggest failure IS the man who
is afraid 10 try.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

A seasick man Is almost as inter
esting as one who is lovesick.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

We know a man who thinks his wife
never made a mistake in her life. He's
Lpen married q week
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

Our opinion of ourselves. like our
shadows, make us either too big or too
little.-Silver Threads.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26
Wise Man.

Wise Man.
Only barber is bitter against bOlshev-
ism"
"Wise man. 1t would ruin his biz"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1919-08-26

Many people express opinions, but
few form them.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14
ORIGIN OF WEDDING
RING is EGYPTIAN

Why is a wedding Why does a
man slip 4 ring On the finger of the
woman who becomes his bride? Why
doesn't he give her bracelet, or q
necklace, or q pair Of earrings? Why
IS a ring the universal symbol used at
weddings? And what is ii symbol
Or? Ever stop to think about ali this ?
Probably not. When you we're ready
to marry you hustled of to the nearest
jewelers. and bought a ring for your
bride and, as far as you were con-
eerned, that ended the matter.
The origin of the wedding ring III
wrapped il obscurity. Numerous
theories have been advanced to ex-
plain it. One hanks back to ancient
Egypt. Before the time Of minis and
coinage in Egypt, gold money was
made III the form of ring and the
fingers of mans hands were his
most convenient bank He wore his
money When an enanaored swain
slipped one Of these money rings on
his brides finger he did II to synlbo-
lie that de gave her not only himself
but his fortune He meant, IN fact,
just what the modern bridegroom
means when he says in the ceremony
of the ring at the altar; With all my
worldly goods thee endOw.
The styles of today are bands Of
gold Or platinum. plain or engraved,
for wedding rings. and solitaire or
cluster rings Of any kind Of gems,
preferably diamonds or pearls, for en-
gagement rings
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14
FOUR.MINUTE MEN
PROTEST USE BEING
MADE OF WAR FUNDS

"a
The four minute men of Los Ange
les county held demobilization meet
ing and banquet recently at which 154
members who have been volunteer
speakers as four-minute men in aid
of the government during the war
were present Marshall stimson,
chairman Of the Southern California
organization. presided and presented
the guest Of honor GOV William p.
stephens, who paid i glowing tribute
to the work IT the organization.
One Of the matters brought out at
the meeting was the fact that some Of
the funds raised with the help Of the
four-minute men are now being used
In furtherance of propaganda of d par
tisan character iii the schools. notably
by the Red Cross. in attempting to es-
tahlish medical inspection and treat
ment In the schools of Los Angeles,
for instance, Red Cross lessons
were introduced and used by the
teaching force until stopped by the.
board OF education, after protest from
the Public School Progressive League.
Another campaign now attempted
through the schools is to weigh and
measure all of the children monthly
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14
AN OLD FRIEND
TWO CENT STAMP
RETURNS IN JULY

After July first the good old two
cent stamp will come into It's own
once more Postal service IN the Uni-
ted States is TO be put back upon q
pre-war basis Of efficiency with prob
able immediate increase III service.
and, as q further step toward meeting
the needs and the clearly expressed
wishes Of the public. the three-cent
letter postage will be abandoned for
return to the old-two cent rate on July
4 This news. together with plans for
more efficient handling Of parcel post
matter, and arrangements 10 expedite
the handling and adjustment OF claims
for losses and damages, we're outlined
In statement from First Assistant
Postmaster General John G. Koons.
Upon the subject of three-cent post
age. Mr.. Rooms points out that the de-
partment opposed this increase be-
cause the postmaster general did not
believe the postal service should be
made ain instrument for raising reye-
nue. He expresses pleasure in being
able to announce that as soon as the
armistice was signed a reduction in
the ratees of postage on first class
matter was advocated and the neces-
sary legislation secured
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14
At THE THEATRES
AZ THE PALACE TONIGHT

Alice Brady, In an extremely pleas
ing perturbation OF Fannie Hurst's
popular novel. Golden Fleece" Will
be the very enjoyable attraction at the
Palace this evening. Lola Cray, q
Woodworking saIesgirl, who lives In d
|stutfy Bronx nat, is hearfbroken be-
cause Charlie Cox. her million dol
lar" lover is 4 notorious New York
|sport, and for whom she gives up all
hope of repentance, due to the recent
disaster at road house, which cap
ped the climax to her patient trials
The escapade also puts Charlie on
the wrong side of his father, who de-
cides that he has had enough on these
Idisgraceful occurrences, and accord
|ingly determines to change his will
He calls on his lawyer. who dictates
the result of the interview to his con-
fldential secretary. Ida Bell. LoIas
sister. Lola ahandons the usual rou-.
tine on going out iii Charles car
after work. and when he meets her
and implores her to marry him, she.
decides in the negative, thinking of
the Toys own good. He tells her to-
cali him, should she change her mind.
Upon returning home she finds her
folks In an uproar against her, and
Ida Bell. her impertinent sister. tells
that Charlie Is forgotten in the new
will Lola has prayed that Charlie
might lose his money and then turn
over q new leaf. She telephones him
TO come for her Charlie Is over
come with incredulity, but they are
married Charlie, however, S ignor-
ant of his new misfortune The next
morning In their bridal suite In d
palatial hotel. the papers state that
Cox, Sir, died the night before, during
his sleep. Lola tries to comfort the
bewildered Charlie. but he suddenly
exclaims, I'm rich man now. I'll.
make your life worth living. but she
qniets him and informs him of new
provisions iii the will. Ascertaining
his financial condition. Charlie with d
look of bravery on his face, draws his
wife to him. new hope written all over.
his countenance. Alice Brady ii truly
af her best In the role Of Lola, while
David Powell, her leading support
makes splendid Charlie. This is q
fine picture this evening, so don't miss
Il Pathe News also Tomorrow.
Clara KimbaiI Young, in Cheating
Cheaters, and good comedy also.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14
BOARDS WILL
BE DEMOBILIzED ON
LAST DAY or MONTH

According 10 instructions received
by Adjutant General Warfeid, direc-
TOR Of the draft machinery, Of Mary
land, all Of the states draft boards,
local. district and medical advisory
bodies, will formally pass out Of ex-
istence the last day Of this month.
AS no men have been drafted fol
months, the boards practically ceased.
to function quite d while ago But
General Warfieid said yesterday that
there remains mass OF records and
supplies to be collected. tabulated and
prepared In proper shape to send to
Washington This viii require much
work before March 81, by which time
the records must be sent from here
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14
, .o,nect,on With PHYSICAL inspec-

u connection with physiriai inspec-
ton ia
meeting calling attention TO the iaes
that during the war the American
nannla contributed literally and raised
800 $500 gnnds 81 money for the use q
., 49, ri cross. i. vi. &. A., knights Of
s ~. Jewish Welfare associa-
ion and other organizations, and that
these funds had been contributed On
tie understanding that they would pe
nsai for purposes connected Win the
49, ana that thousands Of manned
"a sounded soldiers are now IN need
6 aid and that the peoples Of Northr
ern france. Belgium, Serbia and Ar
mer,ia are in ) state Of restitution,
In view Of these facts. the foar-s
r,in,,ta men by their resolutions De-
Ynand chat the attention of the az
-aa,ora and trustees Of the organize
lions having charge Of these great
ends he directed to the fact that these
funds we're raised for war purposes
ana Us relieve the suffering caused
hv war. not only iii America. but III
other parts of the world which bad 70
hear the brunt Of the struggle and
that these funds should be so used and
not III any manner be used for the
purposes of carrying on propa Uganda
connected with any organizations or
for any purposes in this country not
connected with alternating conditions
caused by the war
Copies of the resolutions were di-
rectea to Be sent III the president of
the United states the chairman Of the
committee on public information, and
tho local and national officials COM
nected with the various organizations
named
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14
w lie REPUBLIC TONIGHT

Peggy Hyland will be ST the Repub-
lie tonight in photoplay called The
Girl With No Regrets, According to
the advance notices, this picture
should more than please those who
see IL It is crook play ii which
Miss HyIand. as sigma Herrick, flnds
herself badly compromises and ii
Olney French. 8 millionaire sports
man whose secretary she became, had
not been 81 the discerning kind be
would have cast her on BIT sigma
had saved him from becoming con-
iirmed durnkard. and he knew that
any woman who could do that could
not possibly be bad ID he marries
her and turns his conspiring half
brother and the lattar's wife ont of
the house because he realizes that
they wanted him to drink himself 10
death. 10 that they could profit By his
demise
A big scene in the play ii the defeat
OF q burglar plot to steal i fortune ii
jewels.
Tomorrow. Alica Joyce. IN The
Lion and the Mouse.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14

atiil must hi comparatively young
even Ut that stage. Early iii April of.
the aeventeenEh year of their Lives. the
pnpae make their appearances near the.
top Of the ground When they have
reached that stage IL their growth
when they are ready Cd change f0 the
adult, they leave their holes and rap
idly ascend some elevated object. Most
.og the emergence occurs between .
o'clock and rnidnight. ard within an
hour Of their eEnergence the skin be-
gina I'd split and the Old pupaI shell u
cast on and left attached 10 the bank
or object upon which the transforms
ton takes place.
The adult, Immediately after the
last mott, Is creamy white and soft In
texture. In the course OF the night
this skin hardens and the insect as
sumes an almost entirely black color.
The wings at first are soft, but dur
ing the night they become expanded
and by morning are strong enough for
flight. Near the tip og the wing d
small letter W. may be observed "
Meaning Woodrow, OF course Strange
nobody ever thought Of that before.
A map. prepared by the Agricultural
college, shows where the locust ap-
paared III greatest numbers ~ years
ago II II valuable to the farmer aa
d warning TO take measures to pro-
tect his young trees. The bulletin dis
cusses this phase og the question and
recommends al the best protection
the wrapping of the trees In tobacco
cotton sheets Sprays and chemicals
have not proved effective. II Is said.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14
q coIlege BuIletin Tells g

Right here we are going to start to
quote from that Agricultural college
bulletin. FOR instance: There are six
nymphat stages. four laryal and two
pupal." Can they mean pupil? They
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14
PAINS AND ACHES YIELD
QUICKLY TO SLOAN'S LINTMENT

Are yo4 tormcnted by Neuralgia,
Lumbago, Sciatica or any Of those
aches that require counter-irritant9
Then let the soothing, warming appli-
cation Of Sioan's Eminent stop the
pain by drawing the blood away from
the congested part
Il is the pressure on the nerves by
the blood rushing to the infiamed
muscle or joint that makes you ache.
So when Slcan's Eminent relieves the
swollen blood vessels BY setting up d
ounter-irritant On The sllrface. The
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14

circulation Is caualizeel, s. afat
nerves all soothed, and soFeaes G
iameness disappears.
Sloan's Linimcnt Il prohablY
connter-irritant most widely iistfl -
overcome painful inilaaraai u
cases 81 neuralgia, sotc
wrenchcd joints, strains, brgis
Rubbing IS not required. fsst
clean liquid IS easily applied a 4 e9ss
not stain the skin.
Generous size hostlcs q et
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14
Friday class Meets Tonight

The Friday evening dancing class
at the Naval academy, under the di-
rection Of Mrs. Lesley b. Anderson,
will meet tonight AT o'clock
The class Is filling its double pur-
pose, that OF assisting those who are
not acquainted with the new steps in
learning them, and OF helping the
new corners IN naval circles Id becom-
ing better acquainted.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1919-03-14

Admiral and Mrs Cowie will leave
Caryel Hall on Sunday for Washing
ton. where the admiral viii be in
charge Of the, Victory Loan shortly
to be inaugurated throughout the
country
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-03-30

gcsts Il drink. and the descent is easy.
ITO girls and men OF the working
class dancing is. as a rule. Il far more
solemn and stately proceeding than i,
is to their richer brothers and sisters.
No doubt there arc undesirable dane
ing halls where tho bunny hug and
the dip arc unduly prominent bu,
or the JOY Of dancing Cor them.
"ro the majority dancing is an art
and they have retained many Of the
stately measures OF our fovcfathcrS.
which have entirely disappeared from
the modern society ballroom Many
varieties OF step dancing arc practiccd
instead OF the perpetual Boston and
waltz. An NJ. G, who takes his posi-
ton very seriously, rules the proceed
incS with firm hand. and all obey
him implicitly.
dance 20 20 a sergcants' bill ! have
had tho opportunity during the past
year OF witnessing Il dance IN a large
girls hostel III orc OF our munition
c"ntcrs 10 which men, mainly soldiers.
were invited. and the proceedings
were conducted with grea; dignity and
dccorum. In Il considerable town in
Midiands. under the supervision OF the
rector OF the parish. weekly dance is
sions prominent citizen OF the town
and his wife act as host and hostess.
receive the dancers. and preside over
Tho proceedings
Tho fact is tina; our young men and
women do not desire bad dances if
they can Get good dances very
moderate degree of reasonable and
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-03-30
DRINK MORE WATER
. IF KIDNEYS BOTHER
Eat Less Meat and Take Salts
for Backache or Bladder
Trouble.

lr!c acid iii meat cZcitcS the kidneys.
they become oTerworked; got sluggish.
ache. and feel like Jumps OF lead Tho
urine becomes cloudy: the bladder Is
i-ritatcd. and yor may he obliged to
seek relief two or three times during
the night When the kidneys clog Won
must help them flush of the body's
ur!nous waste or you'll be :, real sick
person shortly. At first YOU feel Il dun
misery in the kidney region, YOU suffer
from backache. sick headache dizzi-
ness, stomach gets sour tongue coated
and you feel rheumatic twingcs when
the weather is bad
Eat less meat, drink lots OF water
also get from any pharr,a els, four
ounces or Jad Salts; take a tablespoon
tui in glass Of water before break =
last for few days and your kiducys
VIII then act fine This famous salts
Is made from the acid OF grapes and
lemon juice. combined with lithia. and
mas been used for generations to ..lc,i,
ciocEcd Kidneys and stimulate them 10
normal activity. also 70 neutralizc III.
acids in urine. so it no lonccr Is. "a
source OF irritation, thus ending bad
der weakness
lad Salts is inexpensive. cnnnot in
Jurc; makes a delightful cNcrvcsc.nt
lthia water drink which every ono
should take now ana then to keen m.
kidneys clean and active DRUGGIST
mere say they sell lots OF lad Salts :,
ioih5 who believe in overcoming Kid
ney trouble while X is only trouble
Adv.