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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10
THE SCRAPPING SOCIALISTS.

As usual. the socialist party convention is being
held under Marquis of Queensbury rules The ma
tionai emergency" gathering of the socialists a
Chicago promptly proceeded TO split itself into two
conventions. described by correspondent as "a
super-crnergency one and just plain. ordinary,
everyday emerscncy one" As a result "the left
wing met downstairs and the right wing upstairs
and a rival gathering of communists in "srnolny
The wonder that by this time in the proceedings
there are so few conventions for there are as many
kinds Of socialists there pickles. ranging
the conservative philosophers who are willing TO
hundred years to brinE about the social
millennium to the advocates of the demonstration
of force whose scheme is TO upHft humanity
through the use of bombs
Regarded with amused tolerance as en-
thusissts impractical Missionaries with a touch OF
fanatcism. socialists this country have now fall
into decided disrepute owing 10 their attitude
during the Their present conventions are being
held to consider the national emergency" what
ever that may be. But when the nation of which
they either citizens or guests was confronted
ingorously to respond with the majority and enlist
in its defense. Instead they met at -, LOUIS and
adopted the notorious "anu-loyalty' platform, in
which they pledged themselves TO oppose by all the
means within their power the governments con-
duct OF the Looking back, can but won
der az our governments extraordinary leniency
these potential traitora II Il wing right wing
Icy Al citizens can't help wishing the soca .s party
wou'o take both wings and fly away and give the
country q
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10

A man rose up in the United States
senate the other day and declared
that some Of the senators were nag
ging each other-and that they were
so busy nagging they didn't have
time TO attend TO business.
Well. now. what do YOU think Of
that?
Men nagging? Why the very idea!
| thought the gentle art OF nag
ging was the privilege and the pro-
fession of woman.
Can men nag? Do they-ever-
really?
Between you and me, I've seen
them do il myself more than once.
But TO come right out in public and
10 admit it--just like that-well. now
sisters. the world does move, doesn't
IL? And we are certainly moving
with IL. we and our "menfOlks." as
the old-fashioned people used 10 call
them.
Men nag? Pshaw, now, you know
they do-only they take a different
way out-thsts all
7 know a man who nagS his wife
by not speaking 20 her for DAYS at
a time
He comes home, eats his dinner.
reads his paper, smokes his pipe.
and goes 10 bed-without a word
Whenever she begs and pleads and
demands long enough 10 get him to
take her out somewhere 10 spend the
evening-to the movies or TO the
house OF "A neighbor-he just grunts
and goes along like a surly dog
Not a word not a look for her.
But for others
oh. yes plenty for others Pleasant
looks and smiles. and mods ana
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10
Nagging Men
ByWinifred Black

pleasant conservatiOn-oh. he's quite
a talker, when he feels like It. only
he never feels like it AT home.
His wife is so cross about it she's
almost determined to leave him. But.
then. thered be the gossip and the
fuss. and what would she do with
the piano and would he want the
books or would he let her have
them And so they are nagying.
nagging. nagging. day in and day
out-she with her words and pro-
testations. ne with his sullen silence.
Do YOU know what I'd do with a
man like that? Ia act as if I didn't
know he was alive except as some
body 10 b. taken care Of and look
ed after. like a foolish. sull1y little
boy.
Nes, Some Men Nag.
I'd have his meals ready on time.
and keep the house In apple-pie or
der-so he,wouldn't have a thing 10
grumole at-and in the evening I
would run over 10 the neighbors or
step out 20 the movies or Get a good
book AT the library and 20 some
where in a comfortable corner and
read H. And I would forget that
anyone was trying 10 make me I'M
comfortable
Nag? oh yes men nag in their
own. particular. masculine way
know one man who nags his
wife by giving a sarcastic smile every
tine she expresses an opinion. And
when shes really in earnest about
anything that j. really serious this
lovely and delightful nagger leans
back in his chair and laughs as If
the sight Of a woman trying 20 have
a sensible opinion upon anything on
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10

earth was the funniest thing that
could be imagined
II the wonan's opinion happens 10
be really good and IL he is In the
wrOng-absolutely and underiably-
he laughs louder than ever.
II that isn't nagging-what is?
] know ar other nice. little nagger.
He nags by conuradicting everything
hls wife says-if she says it in com
pany.
He criticises and disagrees, and
modifes and corrects. until every
other woman in the room either feels
like slapping him. or else pities the
wife or starts in 10 firt with him, &C
cOrding 10 how she Is made
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10
AFTER THE 'HYPHENATES" AGAIN

II anything more We're needed 90 prove that the
senate opposition 20 the League Of Nations and
Paris treaty. indulged by The majority. is mainly
partisan matter and that the proposed reserva-
tons and interpretations are efforts TO save
the partys false face. the interview given ont by
VIII HAYS republican national chairman. last sun
dAy. answers an purposes Furthermore IN conjunc-
tions that other things that have transprsd in the
recently. it brands the opposition as only
quite un-American. anti-Arr erican. Mr.. HAYS
Interview the heels OF sen. knows address brands
the opposition quite pro-German and anu-Brtish.
thins 20 cinch the Gcrman-Anerican and Irish
American votes.-never mind what happens 10
America
we are -oing back 20 the OH hyphenauons as fast
a. tia Den NEIL ooulca-lzna of the senate majority
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10
More Truth Than Poetry
BON VOYAGE
BY JAMES J. MONTAGU

The United States shipp board is soon 10 launch
a vessel which will be named the Casey. in honor Of
the fine service of the Knights of Columbus
Long may her smoke trail wreath the ocean,
Long may the good Irish name of her be
A symbol of service. and faith and devotion,
Three graces that follow the emblem-K c.
Liner and merchantmen. troopship and tanker.
In Liverpool Rio Brest Benares
Shall break out their flag she swings to her
anchor.
In graceful salute to the name that she bears.
The storm may break round her, but never she'll
fear it,
Though typhoon may smother and tempest
assal
The Greatest of Captains shall guard her in spirit
And pilot her out of the teeth of the gale
And HE who looked down when the caravels
drifted
To seek world beneath Heavens high
Shall watch till the mists that enclose her
lifted.
And safe from her journey the Casey comes
home
High be the mission and honored the of her.
Whatever her Ger the waters may be,
Brave the behavior and glowing the fame of her,
Worthy to carry the emblem-K c.
Safe be each journey and swift each return of her.
Smooth be the she is destined to pillow
With the Red, White and Blue streaming out
from the stern of her,
And her good Irish her bluff honest
bowl
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

the car belonged to, and having
heard OF Nelson by reputation they
promptly decided to give themselves
up. The way Of the transgressor is
hard. not to say difficult
A WASH DRAWING ENTITLED
MONDAY At 319 y. SCOTT
STREET"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10

Ray Sackett and A. L. Salisbury
of the Studebaker corporation have
returned from Detroit where they
went to look over some new models
We presume. of course, that the
models referred to are Studeba ker
automobiles. I've were naturally
curious and interviewed Mr.. Sails
bury. spokesman for the duet We
are still curious as Mr.. Salisbury re-
piled TO US as follows
They are knOCkOuts, Bill, YOU
really should see them"
Further the depOnent saith not.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10
FRENCH PREPARE FOR TOURISTS.

Better begin right 20 include regular pro-
vision in the family budget for that trip to France
There may plenty keep good Ameri-
cans home for a while but or later every
body will to go. In recognition Of this fact
there is already a movement under way in France
protect the tourist from private prohteering and
enable him to make his trip in comfort
bill is pending in the French chamber OF depu-
ties providing for the establishment Of a national
tourist bureau whose object is conduct American
tourists the battle fields the western
and to other points OF interest
The undertaking is a big one, since involves
providing hotel and transportation facilities where,
i'm many places there than
Anticipating the passage OF the bill, which calls
appropriation of 10000 OOO francs $4,000
O0O) work already has been started at Amens,
Rheims scissors.
Branch Offices are to he opened in many Ameri-
cities. and careful itinerary and schedule of
prices will be obtainable at each one which will
be adhered strictly by the French, government.
that any person contemplating the trip may
know. before he leaves here. exactly what will
cost him and need fear any unexpected gouging
when ne gets there.
1t is good move the part of the French
government. should work alike TO the advan-
tage of the French people and the American
tourists
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10

description OF this beautiful piece
Of art would be superhuOus. Copies
can De obtained by calling at The
News-Times Office and subscribing
for the paper, and also leaving
nominal sum to take care Of the
Tower editor in his declining years.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10

The man who turns up his usually ends by
getting down in the mouth.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10

The Kentucky lawyer who used a gun a
to convince Judge. other arguments failing has
introduced a precedent that will not be popular
with courts.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10
WE'LL ANYWAY, KID WINTERS Z
NOTED THE OMISSION. /

WE'LL ANYWAY. KID WINTERS
NOTED THE OMISSION.
A thrill Of disappointment. Bill.
Struck terror each the same
When culling over Mondays sheet
We missed Armstrong name.
Was too much on your nerves
While others said they felt as though
You'd handed them a curve.
The Tower Of Babel is always read
And laughed at by the boys,
SO in the future don't forget
To fill her full of noise.
A later bunch reveals to us
The true exact condition.
That Bill was stumping all South
Bend
For life long prohibition
The Niles Barber.
They're off! What the city tax
budget? No. the bosses at the fair
With fall openings and the fair
all week, guess we won't get much
time for the capsule novel series in
The News-Times.
owen Davies who bathes collars
for "A livelihood. thought the Wrig-
ley's gum ad was part of the col
umn and spent the entire morning
trying TO figure out the joke. He
finally called the office for an ex-
PLANTATION and when told The Tower
OF Babel had really been omitted
from the Monday morning issue. he
was so wrought up he had to be
taken home in a cab.
Nelson Jones. the affable under
taker and candidate. had the mis-
fortune 10 have his car stolen a few
days ago Now comes me report
that the thieves discovered when
they were way up in Michigan who
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10

They're off! What the city tax
budget? No. the bosses at the fair
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10

With fall openings and the fair
all week. guess we won't get much
time for the capsule novel series in
The News Times.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-09-10

Further the deponent saIth not.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-23
Despised Foods
Again Favored
Correcting Stomach Faults With
Stuarfs Dyspepsia Tablets Has
Revived the Doushnut, Pie
and Other Good Home
Made American Dishes.

The shortage OF help has taken
thousands OF women back to their
own kitchens TO do IheiI own cooking.
And how natural they should revive
the cookie. doughnut, pie and other
distinctly American dishes, But the
recipes have been revised; nour Is
coarser and different; less wheat and
more of other kinds, and a lot OF In
digestion was complained of.
1t Is gratifying to know you can
safely eat any kind Of -four food
without consequent distress. Simply
take Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablet after
meals. Not only does it aid digestion,
but 1t arouses the stomach to secrete
the juices necessary to relieve sour
ness. heartburn, gas. the sense OF
stuffiness and the drowsiness that so
often follow the good things you eat.
Try these tablets and you will then
realize what influence they have. not
only to assist digestion. but as con-
tributing in a remarkable degree to
the sense OF comfort and well-oeing.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold
in all drug stores at 30 cents a box,
and throughout the United States and
Canada.-Adv.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-23
LECTURE SHOWS
WORD PUzzLERS
Fred Irland Demonstrates
Difficulty Of Students with
Average Definitions.

Did you know that ''phosphores-
cent" was "an element in plant life. {"
or that cynical meant round in
form" or that the Latin name for
moon" was "symposium?"
Fred Irland, official reporter for the
House of Representatives, pointed
the senior year of a typical non-clas-
sical high school. of a rich mining
city, during lecture on "The English
or Non-Classicsl High Schools" before
members Of the College women's
Cub at 1872 street northwest yes
terday afternoon.
hIand presepted a big chart OF
''stickers. -
On tins chart one of the worst stick
ers was "diaphanous." which was an
swered by four OF fifty. One said IL
was new disease. ''Eulogize" means
very young person. according to the
chart of incorrectitudes.
Phenomena" was put before a thou
sand pupils. Only three knew that IL
was plural. The majority thought 1t
meant something like 'pneumonia-"
The point of the lecture was that
the roots Of these words are contained
in the Latin and Greek, which Is
taught in classical high schools.
ITland stated some OF these words
were put to a college class of Eng
lsh students. The answers formed
the principal subject of amusement al
subsequent banquet Of the faculty
The Washington herald., 1919-03-23
HART REBUKES
PR0FANE COP
Assistant District Attorney
Threatens Action Against
Cussing Policeman.

The other day a policeman got on
the nerves of Assistant Corporation
Counsel Ringgold Hart because he
wouldn't repeat a profane epithet
which he accused a colored woman
OF using
And yesterday another policeman
got on Mr.. Hart's nerves because he
used too much profanity. The swear
ing occurred in the clerks office.
You" said Mr.. Hart, pointing
at the policeman, are an officer of
the law. Nearly every day you swear
TO a paper charging someone else
with using profane language And
pow" went on Mr.. Hart. you come
IA here and violate the law yourself
What do you mean by using such
language in here?" demanded Mr..
Hart The policeman said nothing,
but hung his head
IF 1 ever hear you use such Ian
EUage again in here" continued Mr..
Hart, Il will swear to a paper charg-
ing you with disorderly conduct and
/ viii use these officers standing
around here as witnesses against
you"
The policeman said nothing but
walked on out OF the Office.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-23
Pershing Post, No. l.,
Meets Tomorrow Night

4 meeting of General Pershing
Post, No. 1. (World War Veterans)
will be held tomorrow evening al
8 o'clock in the auditorium of the
New National Museum, Tenth and
= streets northwest This will be
the first regular meeting since the
post was organized on March 7.
I The officers OF the local post are
as follows: Col. E. Lester Jones. u
s. A, commander; Lieut.. Com
nlander Lewis P. Clephane, U. S. n
senior vice commander; Capt. How
ard NJ. Peter. United States Marine
Corps, Junior vice commander
Lieut. Howard S. Fisk, U. s. N.
adjutant: Sergt. VI. G. Greenfield
e. s A, assistant adjutant, and
private Ralph VI. Wolfe. quarter
master.
Col Jones desires that everyone.
attending the meeting Monday night
wear his uniform.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-23

finally. in war. There was q time
when this did not seem an objection
Even now professional soldiers.
pseudo-evolutiohary bigots and war
profiteers. quietly encouraged by those
who are of the great GATHERINGS
opinion that an insurgent proletariat
can always be diverted by giving them
"a little war to amuse them" have
still good word to say for war.
But the rest. having had enough OF
1t for one generation, are urging on
the Peace Conference as its first and
last duty the replacement Of violence
by law between the nations.
That is why all masks must come
off. all hypocrlsies be dropped, and all
hidden cards be shaken from the
diplomatic sleeves and thrown face up
on the table.
When imperial hegemony Is given
upJas impossible, class hegemony with
in nations remains to be dealt with.
Civil war. or war for an idea Uhe only
respectable sort OF war; will still be
a possibility. and ideas having no re-
spect for frontiers, such civil war
must develop into a world crusade.
The melodramatic pretenses Of the
power wars have trained
men and women to think of liberty
| and Justice as things to be secured
by fighting. That Is dangerous
training.
Every second street in Europe now
contains men who havefound out how
| easy 1t is to get rid OF an opponent
by thrusting bayonet through him
or throwing a bomb at him. and who
are well practised in both operations.
To glorify such methods when thu
practitioners were in the trenches
wholly preoccupied with Germany. was
common prudence. Now, when they
are face to face with hegemonists OF
| their own country. the glorification ID
rash madness
We had better muzzle the trumpet
and raise the hymn OF peace, even
though its loveliest and noblest set
tings will be in the Messiah" and In
the Magic Flute" in the Ninth Sym.
phony, in "Parsifal." the works OF
those notorious Huns, Handel. Mo-
zart, Beethoven and Wagner.
The Old Lion is triumphant on the
crest of mountain. but the crest OF
the mountain is also the brink Of the
abyss.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-23
Today's Casualty List.

Killed in Action.
Corp. T. W. Bibb. Fishery, Mo.
Z PRIVATES.
N. ". Ball Portland, Greg.
II. r. Berges. Jersey City, ". J.
J. Rossman. San Antonio, Tex.
c. &. waIther Lodi. Cal
Died from Wounds.
PRIVATES.
O. z. Dartt, Springfield, VT
". B. Pozyc. Erie. Pa.
Died from Accident and Other
Causes.
LIEUTENANTS
T. VI. Hamer, Memphis. Tenn.
A. @. Sudborough, Adrian, Mich.
SERGEANTS.
z. z. Leck, Meriden, Conn.
W. NJ. Mccormick, Dormont, Pa.
F. W. Robbins. Florence, ". J..
CORPORALS.
Marion Dale, Morganton. y. c.
George Z. Grill. Woodlawn. Nd.
Herbert H. Henry, Ssyierville, Tenn.
Charles E. Kennedy. Chicago. Ill
Andrew Kiryczynski, Dedham. Wis.
Fred A. Pope. Arlington, Tenn.
William L. Stroup, ST. Louis. Mo.
COOKS.
Csarl Lewis Gill. Fredonia, Kans.
Louis F. Hickman. st. Louis. Mo.
CnaunCey "lnQTurn. Kingston. N Y
PRIVATES.
Fen Harrison Abner. Loogootee. Ind
Thomas Bonavoglia, Dunmore, Pa.
Charles Carter. Hatfield. Mo-
Ambrose L. Clayton. Treat, Ark.
William T. Conway. Tulsa, Okla.
Arthur Cortez. Kraemer. la.
Elmer W. Cox. Parma. Idaho.
Joseph A. Crowder, Latonia, XIV.
Herbert F. Edick. Mexico. N. Y.
George w. Elliott, Indore, W. Va.
stephen w. Ferris. Scranton, Pa.
Arthur e. Finkbeiner. MiddleviIle.
Mich
!Afred C. Fitch. Pleasantbn. Nebr.
Marion c. Fite. Bridgeport. Ind.
Jose oh z. Fitzgerald. Elkhart. Ill.
Joseph F. Fitzpatrick, 8. Boston,
Mass.
.ogeph p Fortin. Worcester. Mass.
.1fr1sd E. Foster, Wellington, Kahs.
william Frandsen, Council Bluffs,
Iowa.
". o. Frazier. HaCerstown, Ind.
|CIaud F'ussell. Friday. Tex.
IFranklin r. Gates. Kalamazoo, Mich.
Wounded slightly.
IN PRIVATE.
EStcI, q. Bloxom. Mackenzie. Va.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-23
Announce Histrionic
Test for Service Men

: Soldiers. sailors and Marines. as
SeIl as civilian war workers. will
be given an opportunity to demon
strate histrionic ability at Trinity
Church. Third and c streets north
west. tomorrow night at 1880.
. Every one who is interested in
amateur theatricals is urged to at
tend
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-13
BRICKHOUSE AMENDMENT
 WILL NOT BE INITIATED

Unless the extra session of the leg islature which is to meet soon, should withdraw the suffrage amendment, which seems improbable, it will not be possible to initiate for the election of 1920, the amendment proposed by Mayor Brickhouse by which he hopes to relieve the financial condition of the state. Instead of attempting to provide for municipal bonds, he would have the limit removed from the amount of taxation that may be as- sessed in municipality, as has been done all these years for the schools, leaving it to the people to vote the amount of tax the may deem neces- sary to carry on the affairs of the city or town.
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-13
GREAT FUTURE FOR
 PERISHABLE PRODUCTS

There is a great future in the Ar kansas market for perishable pro- ducts, although in recent years mil lions of dollars are brought into the state for it's strawberries, canteloupes, peaches and vegetables of various kinds. Much has been done in this business, but greater things can be done through cooperative marketing.
 When a proper market has been provided, and produce is properly pre- pared for the market, many other ar ticles of farm produce that now go to waste can be profitably grown. There will be a great increase in articles that can be grown and canned for the Northern markets.
 "A Johnson county man, who has made fortune out of perishables, is planning to plant hundred acres of sweet corn next year.
 FOR SALE-Paper baler. Apply at this office. ii
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-13
SUMMER RESORTS HAVE
 HAD SUCCESSFUL SEASON

This has been one of the most sue cessful seasons in the history of Ar kansas for the summer resorts of the state. It seems that the proposition that Americans should see America first is being applied to Arkansas.
 Eureka Springs, Bella Vista, Hot Springs, Hardy, Armstrong Springs, and other summer resorts of the state have been crowded to their utmost, and the citizens of Arkansas are find- ing that there are in Arkansas as at tractive places for summer resi- dence as in Colorado, California, or elsewhere.
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-13
POLICE OF BOSTON
 ARE UNFORGIVEN
Governor Says They Will Not Be Taken Back-Possibility of General Strike Causes Un- easiness.

Boston, Sept. 12.--The government and laws of the commonwealth of Massachusetts cannot be arbitrated. This declaration from the state house today was in response to an incessant public demand to know the attitude of the state toward the striking po- licemen and suggestions of compro- mise.
 "The men are deserters," said Gov. Coolidge. "This is not a strike. These men were public officials. We cannot think of arbitrating the government or the form of law. There can be no opportunity for any compromise in respect to either. My personal opinion is that they would not be taken back | if they yielded, to my view" The attitude of the governor was made known to newspaper men, who asked him flatly where he stood on the question of compromise in the fact of the threat of further strikes being voted tonight.
 Except for the presence of troops and many boarded up windows, the streets appeared normal today. Some reports have exaggerated the situa- ton. The citizens of Boston do not appear to be terrorized and business is going on as usual Business men are buying and selling, though some have guns in their hip pockets, and the professional life of the city is nor mai so far as may, be observed. I Mayor Peters was indignant today because of some reporpts he had re- ceived from out of town. He said:
 "In three days of the strike have
 not heard of single case of in
 decency committed upon women. , deplore tendency in some quarters
 to distort the facts"
 Anxiety now is chiefly over th'
 action that may be taken tonight by various labor unions which will vote 3 upon the question of supporting the striking police.