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The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-19
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES 14

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES 14 WE manufacture a carburet0r for Ford cars which is guaranteed to give dou- ble the mileage over any other carbu- retor ever constructed regardless of name, make or price; money refunded if 15-day free trial does not prove it; entirely new principle-simple, plain tube-not a moving part; guaranteed to start in zero weather without heating or priming; tremendous demand; thou sands now in use in Chicago territory; reliable, energetic man who can guar antee sales and carry stock of $500 to 5000, depending on demand, can secure exclusive territory and will easily net s1O,OOO this year; no special experience necessary: will also furnish carburetors for other cars in about 60 days. Frank A. Urwan, 5O9 w. Jackson blvd, Chi cago, III.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-19

WANTED-General sales managers to es-
 tablish branch and manage salesmen.
 "Kerodox." the new inexpensive heat;
 no wood, no coal, $oO0 to $S00o neces-
 sary; you handle own money. Success ful agencies established. Amalgamated Corporation. 153 Waverly Place, New York.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-19

FOR SALE-Best paying cash grocery store in heart of business district ol town of 30,000 population close to Bir- mingham; big pay rolls; reasonable rent; long lease; invoice 5000, or will reduce stock to suit buyer; other business, reason for selling. Ad- dress A-80, care AgeHerald SUBSTANTIAL manufacturing corpora tion wants capable men to establish branch and manage salesmen, $2OO to 5000 necessary; you handle own money will allow expenses to Baltimore if you will qualify. For particulars address Secretary, 416 N. Howard st., Baltimore, Md
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-19

PROSTATE sufferers to read our an- nouncement under personal; no drugs The Electrothermal Co.,, 101 Harrison Bldg, Steubenville. o.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-19

PAY cash, it pays. Every suit and overcoat at one- fourth off. Marc Linx, 1911 1st ave.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-19

STEADY, responsible position and drawing account guaranteed against participation in profits, require in vestment $2500, with long established export house, principals only. New combe Al Broadway, New York
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-01-19
AUTOMOBILES

ss and s7, double tread. Wyatt Jonn- son, vulcanizer. sos S. 20th st.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
Humbuo. In Animal KINGDOM.

In military stables horses are known
to have pretended to be lame In order
to avoid going to military exercise.
A chimpanzee had been fed on cake
when sick. After his recovery he often
feigned coughing in order to procure
dainties.
The cuckoo. as Is well known. lays
its eggs in another birds nest, and,
to make the deception surer. 1t takes
away one Of the other birds eggs. AMI
mails are conscious Of their deceit, as
Is shown by the fact that they try
to act secretly and noiselessly; they
show a sense of guilt II detected; they
take precautions in advance to avoid
discovery; in some cases they mani
fest regret and repentance, an ex-
change says. Thus. bees which steal
hesitate often before and after their
exploits. as IL they feared punishment.
A naturalist describes how his
monkey committed theft. While he
pretended to sleep the animal regard
ed him with hesitation. and stopped
every time his master moved or
seemed on the point Of awakening.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
Nasty
Colds
Get instant relief with
''Pape's Cold Compound"

Don't stay stuffed-up! Quit blowing
and snufiiing! A dose Of "Pape's Cold
Compound" taken every two hours un-
til three doses are taken usually breaks
up cold and ends all grippe misery.
The very first dose opens your
clogged-up nostrils and the air pass
ages of the head; stops nose running /;
relieves the headache. dullness, fever
tshness, sneezing, soreness and stiffness.
"Pape's Cold Compound" is the
quickest, surest relief known and costs
only few cents at drug stores. 1t acts
without assistance. Tastes nice. Con-
tains no Quinine. Insist on Pape's! Ad.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
A Feeling Of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The sf.ne standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
It is not stimulant and il taken in
teaspoonful doses.
It is not recommended for everything.
It is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney. liver and blad-
der troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
II you need a medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes. medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
VINCENT NOW A RESERVE AVIATOR

J. G. Vincent. codesigner of the
Liberty aircraft engine, has been COM
missioned by the president colonel
in the officers reserve corps of the
United States army. The appointment
Is to the aviation section of the signal
corps, and specifies flying status.
Taking service with the army in
1917, Mr.. Vincent was given the tenn
porary commission of major; later he
was promoted to lieutenant colonel for
his signal services. A recent enabling
act by congress permitted his being
commissioned a colonel.
II am glad to accept this commits
sion because believe the officers re-
serve corps offers the best opportunity
that peace time affords the citizen for
service to this country" said Colonel
Vincent. "It is an effective means of
lining up for the government In time
of peace the men who. by special train
ing or talent, should be Immediately
available to the government in time of
war. Obviously. a complete organizat
undesirable. 4.
"Then, think the corps offers N
that from their nature are certain to bt
wav Of keonin1 in tOuch with the 0nvo
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
Bad Sickness
Caused by
Acid d-Ston1ach

II people only realised the health destroy
ing power of an acid d-stomach-of- the many
Kind, of sickness and misery It eauses-of
guard AGAINST It a. carsfgiiy e they do
instant the ,nrst symptom. of acid d-stomach-.
pains OF Indigestion: distressing. painful
bloat; sour, CASEY stomach; helching; food
repeating: heartburn. etc. Whenever your
time in putting II TO rights II you dons.
serious consequenceU are almost sure to fol-
low. such as intestinal fermentation. auto
into1ication. impairment of the entire ner-
vous system. headache. biliousness. cirrhosis
of the liver: sometimes even catarrh of the
stomach and Intestinal ulcers and cancer.
II you are not feeling right. see II 1t isn't
acid stomach that 10 the cause of your III
health; Take EAToNIc. the wondsrful mod
ern stomach remedy EAToNIc Tablets
quickly and surely relieve the pain. bloat.
stomach. Make the stomach strong. clean
and sweet BY keeping the stomach In
healthy condition that you can get full
strength from your food your general health
steadily improves. Results are marvelously
quick. Just try EAToNIC and you will be
as enthusiastic as the thousands who have
used II and who say they never dreamed
anything could bring such marvellous relief
30 get big so-cent bo! of EAToNIc
from your druggist today. II n6t sattsfac-
tory return II and he will refund your money.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
Use ELAIN WORDS
Up-to- Date Young People Do Not
Apply Soft Pedal.
Ancient Fashion Of Vague AIIusion to
Things 10 Passs and All Say
What They Mean
About Things

Americans used to come In for q
good deal of teasing and "jOshing" by
Englishmen because Of their tendency
to show an exaggerated delicacy in
their choice of words. Especially was
this squeamishness apparent among
American women 40 or so years ago.
when SO far from ever speaking of
their own legs they actually called the
uprights of square piano limbs and
would have blushed with modification
If you had mentioned the chair legs.
In England they said that an Ameri-
can woman would never refer to the
breast of chicken. but referred to
that portion of the bird as the bosom.
Some who laughed ut this over
ntceness made the comment that peo-
pie who condemned so many harmless
words must have evil minds or they
would see no harm in them. But really
1t did not indicate evil-mindedness. 1t
was just natural phase of the gen.
eral Oversqueamishness Of the time.
No wonder that the young woman
who was cautioned never to show
more than the tip of her toe beneath
her voluminous hoopskirts and who
couldn't to save her life have taken
deep breath-no wonder she was
overfastidious in the choice of her
words. 1t was part of the fashion of
the time. 1t really was bad form as
manners were then framed to speak
with even moderate frankness.
But now the pendulum has swung far
in the other direction, and 1t is the
well-bred thing to avoid those circum-
locutiOns used once to soften words of
too great realism. 1t is considered
little Old-fashioned or countrified now
to say that you are going to retire
when you might say simply that you
are going to bed. Likewise we speak
Of bedrooms, whereas our careful
grandmothers would never have used
so frank word. They spoke of cham
bers or sleeping apartments.
Sometime ago it was considered the
well-bred thing to use circumlocutions
when speaking of death. To q certain
extent this is still done, but in general
the progressive young American avoids
such euphemisms as pass beyond" and
pass away" People more frequently
used to say ''if anything should hap
pen to me" or ''in case l should be
called beyond" when they meant SIM
ply 'if 1 should die," which means
exactly the same thing Just as vividly
and has the advantage Of being
straight Anglo Saxon.
Old-fashioned folk used to use soft
tened words to indicate poverty. They
spoke about being ''in reduced circum-
stances" They would have consid-
cred 1t rude to say friend was poor.
though they might have said that he
was ''person of moderate means"
II woman found herself In a POSI-
tion where she had to earn her own
living they said that "she had Joined
the army Of toilers." never that she
had "gone to work."
People spoke of salaries. remunera-
tions, compensations and honorariums,
seldom of wages or pay. They spoke
of positions and posts. Nowadays the
thoroughly up-to-date young person
speaks of her job.-Philadelphia In
quirer.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
ASPIRIN FOR COLDS
Name Bayer" is on Genuine
Aspirin-say Rayer

Insist ON "Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin"
In "Bayer package" containing prop
er directions for Colds. Pain, Head
ache, Neuralgia, iLumbago, and Rheu-
matism. Name "Bayer" means genuine
Aspirin prescribed by physicians for
nineteen years. Handy tin boxes Of IL
tablets cost few cents. Aspirin is trade
mark Of Bayer Manufacture Of Mono
aceticacidester Of Salicylicacid.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
JUSTICE BRANDEIs AND zloNIsM

Justice Louis d. Brandeis of the
United States Supreme court was re-
elected honorary president Of the re-
cent Chicago convention of the Zion
lists of America. Justice Brandeis Is
called the ..silent leader" of ZiOnism.
His views on the practical preparatory
work in Palestine include the follow
ing points:
A campaign against malaria to be
waged vigorously in advance Of any
extensive immigration. The purchase
Of lands on an extensive scale by the
Jewish National Fund, the Zion Com
monwealth, Inc, and other land
purchasing corporations Of the Zionist
movement. AfforestatiOn to prevent
the encroachment of sand, to stabilize
the rainfall and to provide a timber
supply. Irrigation. Strong financial
support should be given to the Hebrew
university. Palestine can eventually
contain a very large population. The
lines Of development should be agri-
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
Two Of A Kind.

"A scientist. chr
sYes."
"what's his specialtyf"
Hes trying to find a substitute fos
gasoline"
1 have an eccentric friend he ought
to meet"
"what ID your friend working onr'
perpetual motioa."
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
VANDERBILT WOMAN AN ENEMY ALIEN

Countess Laszio Szechenyi, who
formerly was Miss Gladys Vanderbilt,
has arrived from Europe with her four
children-C Cornelius, ten years old;
Alice. eight; Claudia. six, and Sylvia.
ten months. Tho countess, who by
her marriage, became an Austrian sub
5ect and. therefore, technically il an
enemy alien, was permitted to come
here by special arrangement Of the
state department. She went to Switz-
erland last February with her hus-
band, who Is still In Lucerne, and
from thsfe to Italy. She was met By
her brother. Reginald Vanderbilt and
her sister. Mrs. Harry Payne Whit
neg. Il u her Arst visit here since the
European war started.
Fl am glad, Oh. % glad. to be back
In the United States" she said. Dur
Ing The war stayed In Hungary. !
don't want to discuss the war or what
happened to me. All / can say II that
I'm glad to be back and meet my rela-
tiveo and old ffiends.~ Countess Ssecl
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
Fast Growers.

Customer should like to know
why the potatoes at the bottom Of the
sack you sold me last week are so
much smaller than those at the top.
Green Grocer-well. mum. potatoes
Is CROWN that fast now that by the
time sackful is dug the last ones Is
about twice the size of the first.-Lon-
don Ideas.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
500 Reward. sf0o

Catafrh q Q local disease greatly inl1u-
enced by constitutional conditions. Il
thersfors reguirss eonstitntional treat.
e taken Internally and acts through the
Blood On the Mucous Surfaces Of the Syo.
tenn. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
gives the patient strength BY improving
the esneeal health and assists nature D
doing IL work. $1,000 for any case q
AEDICIND fails 70 cure.
Drue11ees 1c. Teotimonials ire.
J. ]. CAooay 4 Co. ToIeda. 0hio.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
Versatility.

"versatile?" said the genius friend
think should call Jones versatile.
He's the sort of man who, If he were
n piece Of furniture. would be one Of
those book cnses that turn into a fold
ing bed ut night"
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
lrremediable.

Do you know any way to prevent it?"
No; you ought to have thought of
that before you got married"
Francisco Chronicle.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16

For true blue. use Red Cross Bag
Blue. Snowy-white clothes will be
sure to result. Try II and you will al
ways use 1t. All good grocers have 1t.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
WeeI orevsers Vse Prssa

Wool ranch proprietors are making
use Of q small press to put the wool
into a compact bale. which cuts down
their handling and transportatiou
costs very materially.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
Worse Ihan the Lower.

"What is worse" demanded the
lovely girl. disgustedly, than man
who will make love to you. in spite
of all you can doT'
1t seemed to demand reply, SO the
other lovely girl said:
"One who won't"
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16

They say the high price Of shoes Is
caused hy a shortage Of hides. That's
merely smother pronteering skin game.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
They Have to Be eooo.

SociOlogists estimate that among
every thousand bachelors there are 3S
criminals. whereas married men pro-
duce 18 per thousand.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
how TO AVOID
BAckACHE and
NERVOUSNESS
Told by Mrs. Lynch From
Own Experiences.

Pruvidsnce, r. I.-"I was an run
DOWN IN health, was nervous, had heed.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16

1t would take 27.eOO spiders to pro-
duce pound of web.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
SURGEON GENERAL BLUE ON the "FLU"
is impossible, and perhaps

Flu" cost 10000 lives in the
United States. Will 1t come back this
year? This question, being asked by
thousands of scientists and millions of
laymen throughout the world. Is dis
cussed by Surgeon General Blue Of the
Public Health Service in an official
bulletin, in which it is said that the
plague probably will reappear, but not
in as severe form as last winter.
Probably, but by no means GER
tainly, there will be recurrence Of
the influenza epidemic this year." says
General Blue. indications are that
should it occur 1t will not be as severe
as the pandemic of the previous year.
City officials, state and city boards Of
health, should be prepared in the event
Of recurrence. The fact that a pre-
yious attack brings immunity in GER
tain percentage Of cases should allay
fear on the part Of those afflicted in
the previous epidemic.
"Influenza Is spread by direct and
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
The unseIHsh Girl.

"Do you like Miss Pr9ttle?"
'.Yes. she's SO generous. Never
keeps anything to herself and is al
ways ready TO give away even her
best friend"-LOndon Tit-Bits.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16

cultural accomplished
considerable the land made
Jewish Palestine Is
the the condition Of
the
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16


Of
infected
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16

The man who never makes a mis-
:ake h usually not accomplishing
much.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16

and Old ssehny whose husband had Of Of
when this country entered the found themselves wives
Miss Harriet DAILY worked
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16

eche0s my back
ached Ill the time.
/ was tired and had
no ambition forany-
thing. ] had taken
. number Of medi-
cines which did me
no good. One day
I read about Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege~
table Compound and
what ithad done for
women, % I tried
It Ny nervousness
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16

headaches disappeared. ! gained in
weight and feel ine, 90 I can honestly
recommend Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound TO any woman who 10
suffering a. Twas. s.''-Nrs. ADELnyE B.
LYNCH, 100 Plain St, Providence, r. I.
Backache and nervousness are symp-
toms or natures warnings, which In
dicate . functional disturbance or IN
unhealthy condition which often devel-
ops Into moro serious ailment.
Women in this condition sho1ld not
continue TO drag along without help, but
profit BY Mrs. Lynch7s experience, and
try this famous root and herb remedy,
Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pcund-and for special advice write to
Lydia e. PinkhAm Med. Co. Lynn. Naso.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16

With your fingers! You can lift of
any hard corn. soft corn, or corn be-
tween the toes, and the hard skin cal
luses from bottom of feet.
A tiny bottle of "Freezone" costs
little at any drug store; apply few
drops upon the corn or callus. In
stantly 1t stops hurting, then shortly
you lift that bothersome corn or callus
right off, root and all. without one bit
Of pain or soreness. Trulyl No hum
bug ADV.
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16

Rome and Romeo.
"Was Rome founded by Romeo7" In
quired pupil of the teacher.
mo. my boy" replied the wise man.
''It was Juliet who was found dead
by Romeo"
Cheyenne record., 1919-10-16
Two Estimate

Two Estimates.
"Cholly Woggles regards himself a.
a great CATCH"
1.-THE poor fish,"
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-02-16

speeds if the plugs are kept in proper
condition.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-02-16
motor CAR PURCHASER SHOULD BUYAUTO
ADAPTED TOH|S own INDIVIDUAL NEEDS

cases. both inlet and exhaust valves
form a part Of the combustion cham
Der, where the heat is greatest, and in
consequence it is necessary to water
jacket the valve chambers as well as
the tops and sides Of the cylinders.
In the L-head motor there is large
pocket on the side of each cylinder IN
which the valves are located. This
pocket is water jacketed.
In the T-head motor, there Is
pocket on each side of the cylinder.
one containing the inlet valve and the
other the exhaust valve. These pock-
cts also are water jactseted.
In the valve-in head motor there Is
Ilst a plain, unbroken cylinder, with
the valves located in the head of the
cylinder. And as this space is already
water jacketed, it follows that the
valve in head type affords the mini
mum Of water jacketed space that is
possible to be secured for any given
size of cylinder.
Now, If we regard our gasoline as so
many heat units, it Is quite apparent
that the less of these heat units that
are wasted through the water jacketed
surfaces, the more Of them will be left
in the form of actual, disable power
directed against the pistons.
Quick Bulletin)
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-02-16
TIRE TAlC.

Tire tale, rather than graphite and
other oily preparations, makes the best
lubricator between the inner tube and
the casing, according to prominent
rubber company.
Motorists are cautioned, however. 10
exercise care in the use of tire tale, as
too much is fully as damaging as too
little. Too free use of tire talc-a spe-
cial prepared soapstone for tire use
will cause a quantity of the powder
collecting in one place, generate heat,
give the tube soft and bubbly APP
pearance and form q weak spot. The
tale should be distributed evenly over
the surface sitting on rotating tube is
o simple and efficient method.
Graphite is an excellent lubricator
for tire subjected to extra heavy duty
and excessive speeds. Racing drivers
use graphite, but only after sitting
through sieve made of cheesecloth on
to the revolving tube. This method is
necessary, otherwise several flakes of
graphite might accumulate in one point,
thereby causing deterioration-the oil
in graphite being a foe to rubber.
For the average motorist-for the
man who does not run his car continu-
ously, day in and day out, the judicious
use of tire tale is strongly recon-
mended.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1919-02-16
Maxwell 7RUCKSE7S'
An ECONOMY RECORD
Covers 80 Miles Daily, Makes
10 Stops and Only Uses
Four Gallons of Gasoline, An
Average of 20 Miles to the
Gallon.

In these days of transportation wor
ries, the recent performance of q. Max
well truck. owned and operated by the
Lafayette Provision company of Jer-
sey City, N. j., Is Of special interest
and import.
The record made by this truck was
the result OF strict cost inquiry
made, over period of several weeks,
by the owner and the figures, it Is be-
lieved, set an economy mark which
will stand for long time.
The Maxwell truck is used in gen.
eral delivery work by this retail pro-
vision firm and averages so miles
each day making, during that time, no
fewer than 40 stops. An accurate
account was kept of the gasoline
necessary for each daily delivery tour
and 1t was found that this product Of
Maxwell efficiency made its daily
trip with it's multitude of stops on less
than gallons of gas. An average OF
20 miles to the gallon with ITO stops!
1t is a well known fact that the
necessary stopping and starting con-
sequent on making deliveries to 10
customers use up more gas, by a con-
siderable amount. than a straightaway
drive Of much greater distance. Yet,
this Maxwell truck is Flooding over
the heights of Jersey City daily. with
a capacity load and making its twenty
miles to each gallon.
So pleased are the owners of this
economical truck that, in a letter to
the Maxwell distributor from whom
they purchased it, they express a de-
sire to be referred to by prospective
buyers.
This latest performance strengthens
the impression of value to be gained
from perusal Of other marks made
by the Maxwell truck-all of them
pointing to splendid records for en-
durance, economy and all-around eff
| cheney.