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The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Notice of Application For United
StAls.H Patent

NOTICE Is hereby given, that In pursuance
q the Az Of NAY S
Mseker. Rio Bianco County. Colorado. on
make application for patent for the Greedy
oil Placer Mining Claim, being for the VIZ
sek. and ela swi4 Section =. IN Townships
Troy OIL Placer Mining Claim. being for the
on seq. Section %, and the va swA Section
Ain ToSnshiP North haPEs m % %;nin Of
Claim. for the ehs neh Section q, and the
~ nwn , Sec,ioh ~ T"Tnship ,b H Nor,h
81 6nn pss les Mn 1a G" he
eL nwl4, Section p. in Township Z, North,
Range i,s' West Of the 9Th +. NJ; the Dutch
Section ii and ei1 sea. section IL. in Town
ship 2 North. Range los West OF. thenth p.
NJ, all contiguous Placer Mining Claims
and constituting a group Of five contiguous
Notice of location of the Greedy OH Placer
claim is recorded in hook u ut page 20; the
Troy OIL Placer claim. In Book Al A. page
III; the Como OIL Placer claim. In Book a
At page sS7; the vernnl OIL Placer claim IN N
Placer claim in Book ~ at pnge NO all Of
said claims being recorded IN the office OF
the County Click and Recorder of Rio
Blsnco County, Colorado, on February sth,
lpOg.
Joseph JoHantgen, Joseph II. Wilson,
Arthur Burnhnm. Frank n. JoHantHen.
Theodore d. Riley: Robert O. Amsden; Allen
Henry f. Walsh. John W. Rigby.
BY John W. Rigby, on behalf OF himself
and above co.owners
Dated and posted on the ground this 10th
Witness: I.odeman F.. Jones, address,
Rangely, Colorado.
Witness: Charlie A. Banta. address,
mchi:mays DC wEYAND, Register.
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dreary, slow, stale. fiat, Improbable.
humdrmm, monOtonous. unInterestinR.
unentertaining, unlIvely. unimnglna-
tive. Insulse. dry-ns-dust. insipid. prosy,
pressing. prosaic, turbld. opnciOus. Oh
fuscnted, fulIgnous. ambiguous
cloudy. foggy. nubiferous, vague. loose.
tiresome. incomprehensible. amphibo.
logical, fihdlefnddle. impossible. etc.
Today he answered my note to tell
me he has just finished reading 1.-The
Or'lenl OF Richard CRrvel"-Or some
thing like that-and that he finds Mer-
edith Is perspIcacious. penetrating,
argute. nimble-witted, dazzling. clever,
snnppy. poppy, interesting, spell-bind.
ing. true-to-lIfe. sapient, rational. re-
fleeing. dandy, fine. lucid, transpIcu-
Gus. unnmbiguOus, intellIgible-tO-the-
mennest-capncIty. touching, tender. I'm
mortal. rich. unparagoned. immense.
glorious. delicate. nice. unImpea cha
BILE. etc.
The buffers name Is IncognitO.
We nre glad ElOI tells us who the
chap Is. From the style. we had sup
posed his nnme was Peter Mark Roget.
cleveland PInin Dealer.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Notice Of Application For United
States Patent

NOTICE Is hereby given, that In pu rSuhnce
is7s, snd amsndments thereto or t6-reoi,
John W. Rigby; whose post ONCE s, address Is
sssnis e. hi%ss S ana eo.owaers. Is sSoa, to
Oil Placer Mining Claim. being for the WI
w Tos sssiTn So saS Range West q
the 9th p. Nj; the MetAmoris OIL Placer
Mining G s.,oD BENG n ioT ,ss nf Nort
on Placer Mining Claim. being for the VIZ
s,S E.. the Dave 1 III P!.eer Mining
being for the Dsys 81, PLACER MI Mining
Range ios West Of the 9TH r. NJ; and The he
the w,T seI.. and e,s swi., Of section Il, n
Township North. Range lts' West OF the 9th
~ continuous psser Mining Sia,ms
and constituting group OF five contiguous
Notice OF location of the Cuba OIL Placer
claim 10 recorded In Book u nt page 20; the
Metsmoris OIL Placer claim a, 10 ~, soo H q At
psSs M Ra ss GsSrs Ssu o' III sse psvs III
and the Canton oil Placer Mining claim In
rsoo T n sSe 81. Once Of the County CLERK
and Recorder of Rio BIanco County,
Baelx, Henry f. Phelps, Frank 4. sheridan,
Arthur Durham, Frank N JoHantgen.
Theodore d. Riley, Robert c. Amsden Allen
p. Hubbard. David smith, John N. Walsh,
Henry f. Walsh, John w. RiHby.
by John W. Rigby, on behalf of himself
and above co-owners.
Dated and posted on the ground this 10th
day Of February, 1919.
Witness: Charlie A. BRnta. address,
RAngely, Colorado.
Witness: I,Odeman f.. Jones, address,
Rangely. Colorado.
mchi-mRy3 u. G. WEfAND, Register.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Notice OF Application For United
States Patent

NOTICE Is hereby given. that In pursuance
the Act Of CSnsrs:. 1Rpro,ysd MAY ,H.i 10Th
Join 1 w. w. Rissy Wsoss post e' ONCE address i.
Mseker, Rio Blanco County, Colorado. on
behalf OF himself and cO-owners. Is about to
OIL Placer Mining Claim, being for the VI,
i:a s %:. r %, ths g" Claim. 6.n as
Townships North, Ranss, liz. West Of the
81 S.n seins .f Tor s sss M sss %nF
and the eIs se4, Of tection 10. In Township =
North. Range liz West of the 81 h T.. NJ: the
bSds 3ii PAGER f's sss;,as s'nF f or
Toxn;6,p Nor;h, Range is West Of ne 9th
P. NJ; and the Louisa OIL Placer Mining
and The w%swi.. Of section Il, in Township
3North, Range lob West of the 9TH p. M, all
contiguous oil placer mining claims. esci,
Of luO acres and Aggregating IN acres. and
claims.
The notice Of location Of the Marietta OIL
Hs; the Porto Rico OH Placer claim In hook
Z! at page IA; the Setop OIL Placer claim In
claim In BOOK Il at page w; the Louisa oil
claims being recorded In the ONCE Of the
County. Colorado. February 18th, iyoa
Joseph JoHantgen, Joseph IL. wilson.
lanes L. Riiand Clarence ss. rSre' George
Thsodots Kiisy; lem ,d. WELSH Msn5y
k,sn .i:n 1sSs s% %ohs N2i sss y
BY John W. Rigby, on behalf of himself
and above co-owners.
Dated and posted on the ground this 10th
day OF February. 1917.
Witness: Lodeman f. Jones. address,
RSWrEely, co! Gssd,,: Rant. .ddrssu
mchi:maya i. q. wEYAND. Register.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
A poet's Inspiration.

Sir Joshua Reynolds, who was a
great friend and admirer OF Gold
smith, came upon him unexpectedly
one day when he was writing "The
Traveller" Sir Joshua. approaching
the door. heard Goldsmith discaurs.
Ing most earnestly as II delivering a
sermon. Entering. the artist friend
found the writer lecturlng n little dog
which was trying to balance himself
on his hind legs. Looking over Gold
smiths shoulder. Sir Joshua found
that the ink OF the last line of 1.-THE
Traveller" was still wet. indicating
that dog may be an inspiration to a
poet.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
The Chow Oou,

The chow dog Is n diminutive breed
Of the Siberian sledge dog improved
and developed In Chinn, from where
they began to be imported Into Eu.
rope and America about the beginning
Of this century. These dogs have the
coat and form of the sledge dogs and
are very compact and sturdy Of frame
and lively in disposition. In color they
are either all black. even to the tongue
and inside of the mouth, or all white.
blue. red or yellow. The chow made
Its first appearance In America at the
Westminster kennel show. New York,
In 1901.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Being Fair to Germany

Former Ambassador Gerard re-
Gently addressed a meeting Of several
hundred New York women. In the
course OF his talk certain questions
were aske him NJ to the fairness of
various proposed methods of dealing
Justice to Germany. In reply Mr..
Gerard himself asked the following
questions:
"Was it fair for Germany to starve
prisoners?
WAS 1t fair to devAstate France
and Belgium?
WAS 1t fair to take 10000 ladies
like you In this audience and compel
them to work and live with Prussian
troops. with all that implies?
WAS 1t fair to sink the Lusitania?
WAS 1t fair to sink unarmed mer-
chantnen aud murder the sailors?
WAS 1t fair to do any Of these
things contrary to international law
Of which Germany has been guilty.
He then added, "rhere Is no con-
triton in Germany. So far we have
only the squaks aud squeais Of the
bully WREN he IL down."
There will be II steady pressure ex-
erted, by means Of all possible Ger
man propaganda, to arouse feeling
OF undeserved pity for Germany. She
is especially hopeful that In the adj
justment OF peace terms there may
still be some sort Of split between the
Allies and the United States. 1t is
well that such words rs these Of Am
bassador Gerard's be taken as
warning so that there may DO no mis-
taken pity expressed for Germany.
Mr.. Gerard did not begin to name
over the list Of Germany's unfair and
premeditated assaults upon the peace
and safety OF mankind; and when the
peace congress determines her final
punishment, its decisions, severe as
they may be, should have the undi-
vided support Of all the decent people
OF the v orld.---Ft. Collins Courier.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
A Suitable Name.

Two farmers wives were discussing
the worries Of trying to make room In
the house for the hired hand, and one
Of them said: II don't mind cooking
the meals, II there was only some
place for him to stay nights and rainy
days. I've planned a building with a
sitting room and bedroom, but /
wouldn't know what to call Il, for you
couldn't call II the barracks"
Then the other woman said "well,
II I could put UP the building i
wouldn't worry over name, I'd call
It The Hand-out.'"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Use Of Cement.

Cement was first put on the market
In England. 1t was still being import
ed Into this country In 1875. 1t was
at this time that the use OF Portland
cement In the United States came into
commercial prominence. When the
product was first placed on the market
in competition with that which was be-
ing imported from England and Ger
many good price was demanded.
However. production In excess Of de-
mand soon resulted and 1t proved big
factor In the price cutting that fol
lowed.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
HAS ALL SEASONS
Umbrella "Lent" Seems to Be
Kept at Any Time.
Some Other Points, Good and Bad.
Concerning Ones Protector From
the Sudden Shower or the Lees
Annoying Steady Rain.

Umbrella Is a common noun. singu-
lar number. neuter gender, silk or cot
ton case-as the case may be. 1t 10
wise to have yours in the ''possessive'
case also. II It Is a good umbrella.
The word umbrella Ia derived from
the Latin "umbrn," meaning shade or
shadow. This does not mean that It IL
exclusively shade from the weather.
but rather that you have not shadow
OF n chance to get II back should you
leave the umbrella behind you any
where.
Never leave an umbrella behind you.
anyhow. Always keep 1t In front or
beside you. where you can see 1t.
Umbrellas were known to the early
Saxons and to many Of the late ones
coming home from the lodge on wet
nights. They joyfully seized any
camps" they found lying around loose
In the hall stand.
In Queen Anne's reign umbrellas
were assigned exclusively to the use Of
women. but In NIL subsequent rains
men have been using them, too.
New silk umbrellas are particularly
popular with humnnity-especially on
wet days. The most conscientious and
scrupulous of men have been known
to mistake nice. new umbrellas for
their own faded and decrepit ones.
Sometimes. In their temporary "fts Of
abstraction" they don't even leave a
substitute.
Some umbrellas are waterproof md
others not quite so. The rain runs
on the better kind and through the
cheaper sort.
Nothing can be more depressing than
to Join a parade Of umbrella holders
In heavy shower. hoping to be i'm.
mune from the rain. and get deluged
with umbrella Juice instead.
Old and worn umbrellas may some
times be easily recovered. but II you
mislny good silk umbrella 1t is very
difficult to recover 1t. Some philosO-
pher hns observed that the umbrella
has religious tendencies, because II
"keeps Lent" SO easily.
There are many ways Of carrying the
umbrella. but the most popular wny-
because the most senseless-is to carry
1t under the arm horizontally. When
you do this in a crowd some are almost
sure to notice It and tell you about It.
They speak feelingly. too. II they
happen to get the end of your umbrella
in the stomach or back, forgetting how
much more serious It might be II they
got 1t in the eye.
Umbrellas that open automatically
and without warning should be prohib.
tied. Sometimes they develop most
surprising vitality at unexpected times
and In incOnvenient places. This Is
caused by hidden spring In the
handle.
They are useful novelties for the
first week or so. but the novelty soon
wears of and 80 does the spring. Then
the umbrella becomes ill-mannered and
aggressive. springing open Impulsively
to the CONSERVATION and humiliation OF
| the owner
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
GLYCEItINE MIXTURE
FOR APPENDICITIS

Meeker people can prevent appen-
dicitis with simple buckthorn bark,
glycerine. etc, as mixed In Adler-i-
ka. ONE SPOONFUL fiushes the
ENTIRE bowel tract 40 completely
1t relieves ANY CASE Of sour ston-
ach, gas or constipation aud prevents
appendicitis. The INSTANT, pleas
ant action Of Adler-i-ka surprises
both doctors and patients. Leaves
stomach clean and strong. Meeker
Pharmacy.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
When II Starts.

Not always, but almost always, the
beginnings of mental and moral in
feriority are in the home. Educate
parents to the supreme importance Of
home training of children and the
problems Of vice. crime and povert!
will be far ON the way to solution.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
How the Battle Occurred,

$50 your boy Mike has gone to the
whr?"
"An:l sure he Inns TINT"
They've had IL great battle over
there. I'm herring"
'.Its The gospel truth"
$50 you heard about III"
"Sure md l did. Didn't Mike tell u
to me on a postalT
"What did he say?"
"Sure he said: One dry General
Pershing came out Of his tint and
says. says he, is Mike Brady here7
and Mike says. I am and he says.
says he, Let the battle go on I"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Victims Of Epilepsy.

The names Of Caesar. Mahomet, Ma
poleon and Byron spring to mind as
among the almost innumerable list Of
illustrIous men who have suffered
from epilepsy. Shakespeare makes
Cassius tell his hearers that Caesar
hath the falling sickness"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Do You Sleep Well?

TO be at his best man must have
sound, refreshing sleep. When wake
full and restless at night he is In no
condition for work or business during
the day. Wakefulness is often caused
by indigestion and constipation, and
is quickly relieved by Chamberlain's
Tablets. Try q dose Of these tablets
and see how much better you feel
with clear head and good digestion.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Send The Herald to your eastern
friends.


In Australia there grows a species
Of acacia commonly called the "angry
tree" 1t reaches the height Of 80 feet.
after rapid growth. and In outward
appearance somewhat resembles gi-
gantic century plant. When the sun
sets the leaves fold up and the tender
twigs coil tightly, and II the shoots
are handled the leaves rustic and move
uneasIly for a time.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
PastIme In Wales.

Knitting was at one time n favorite
pastime among male farm workers In
Wales. Fifty years ago shepherd
boys In Cardignnshire were supplied
with sufficient wool to provide them
selves with two pairs Of stockings.
Sixpence per pair was paid for stock
lngs in excess of this number.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Really an Old Scheme.

When Music. heavenly maid. was
young In these United States she was
onto the Hoover scheme. all right. as
witness the title Of these old-time fid.
ding tunes: "Shortenin' Bread"
"Raise Big Taters in the Sandy Land"
NEGRO in the Woodpile," "SImmon
Tree" Ham and Gravy" and Cotton
Eyed Joe."-Seattle Post-Intelligencer.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12

"In my entire piscatorial expert
ence," said the truthful traveller, II
never came across fish so accommo-
dating MS the shovel fish Of South
America. It has snout the shape Of
a shovel and 1t will jump out on the
bank and dig bait for you to catch 1t
with"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Remove Smell Of Paint.

Place pan full of lighted charcoal
in middle Of room and throw over 1t
two handfuls of juniper berries, shut
the windows and doors for a day and
the smell will disappear.
The advantage of this is that you
will not have to remove tapestry or
furniture, as the smoke of the juniper
berries IL not Injurious to them.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Crime and Dreaming.

Murderers seldom dream, which Is
exactly contrary to the iden that a
man with crime on his mind would
usually have bad Nightmares. OF 1875
murderers carefully watched and ex-
amined, 90 seldom or never dreamed
at all. The greater the criminal the
less he dreamed.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Power Of the Buxxsrd,

The power of the buzzard to snii
through the air for long periods with
little or no apparent movement Of the
wings Is due to It's expnnse OF the
wing surface. Birds with smaller wing
surface make up for this by rapidlty
Of the motion Of the wings.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department If the Interior. U. s. Land Office ut
Glenwood Springs, Colo, March r. 1919
NOTICE Ia hereby given that Kenneth
William Phillip. OF Rio Blancn. Colorado. who
on May q. 1919, made Presumption Declaritory
Statement. Serial No. Ol05a3, for Lot !. Sec Z.
Tp3S. X ~ W. and neH ne,5. Sec IL, Tp 9
4, 96 W, 9Th p N. has filed notice of
intention to make Final Presumption Proof. to
establish claim to the land above described,
before Henry }. Hay. u. s. Commissioner. a.
Meeker, Colorado. ON the 18th day of April.
1919.
Claimant names a. witnesses:
Charles T. EnHstfand. Jerry Mccarthy. hoy
Cook and charles Goodrich, all N Rio Blhnco.
Colorado.
ms2-alg d. c. WEYAND, Register.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
In the Same Glass.

Another little thing that we have
noticed is that some girls who spend
great deal Of time on their cheeks and
lips and eyebrows haven't anything on
the bad little boys who refuse to wash
behind the ears.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
NOnLC Oal Land

Deuartment Of the Interior. u s. Land Once AT
Glcnwood springs. Colo. March 3, 1919
NOTICE IA hereby given that Frank j.
Chamberlain. Of Mcekcr, Colorado. who on
Nd. OS,8a, for the nv swl4, sw4 swa. See "a,
nwL nwI<, Sec Is; and on May 10, 1918, made
Additional Homestead Entry. Serial No. 0lG7s7.
Tor eX scM Sec 20 neL ncA. Sec %, and sell
swk, Sec ii, TIP . S, Il "a W. 9th T NJ, has filed
notice OF intention to make Final Five and
Three-Ye Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before Henry J. Hay. U. 8.
Commissioner. at Mccker, Colorado, on the 2ith
day Of April, 1919
Claimant names as witnesses:
Oliver GilIaspie and Eden &. Richardson both
Of Rio Blanco. Colorado Samuel T. Ray and
Fred French both of Meeker. Colorado.
mSs-elV ID. g. WEYAND. Register.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
FILLING the Soil.

No race cnn prosper till 1t learns
that there is as much dignity in tilling
field as in writing a poem. 1t is at
the bottom of life We must begin, and
not at the top. Nor should we permit
our grievances to overshadow our OPP
portunity.-Booker T. Washington.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
The Cusk.

The cusk is n fish of the cod family
and has much the same habits and
characteristics. 1t freQuents rocky
lodges In the north Atlantic. especially
OF the shore of Newfoundland and
Scandinavia. 1t Is more extensively
used In northern Europe than in Amer
lea, but 1t Is sold In considerable quan-
titles Mt the fish markets in New Eng.
land.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
se..h.,I. Instead Of Glass.

One curious thing noted by Ameri-
cans in the Philippines was the use by
natives Of seashells In lieu OF window
glass. There is bivalve mollusk. ma
tive to the waters of that part Of the
world. which has shell seven or eight
inches In diameter. so thin as to be
transparent. 1t is plentiful and costs
nothing. Glass is expensive.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
The Quip Sprightly

"You there In overalls," shouted
the cross-examining lawyer, chow
much are you paid for telling un-
truthsY'
LESS than you are" retorted the
witness. ''or you'd be In overalls
."-Boston TrAnscript.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
A. Handy Hammer MIaht Help.

A Chicago minister says he doesn't
think street corner masher ought to
be killed outright. as there may be a
chance to reform him. HIM! As the
late Sam Jones used to say. you may
be able to reform scoundrel but what
in the name of God can you do with a
fool7
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Beats The Band

Bloobs: III you are going In for
music, which instrument would you
chOose?"
Slobbs: well, I've always thought
I would like to be soloist on a cash
register. "-Philadelphia Record.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Japanese Superstition.

The Japanese have many curious
superstitions about animals. the chief
among which is their belief In the su-
pernatural power of foxes.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
For Bilious Troubles

To promote healthy sction'of the
liver and correct the disorders caused
by biliousness, Cbamberlain's Tablets
are excellent. Try them and see how
quickly they give you relish for
your food and Danish that dull and
stupid feeling.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12

OF WklnK up tnc
reading Of Mere
dlth's novels A.
an Indoor sport.
What did ] think
OF Meredith. etc.f
! replied that ]
hadn't read Q
whole lot OF Mer.
edith but in Q
brief characterize
alton Of his works
I would sny that
he was. dull.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Al the Art Exhibition.

Look Mt these statues. Jane. How
do YOU suppose they got so broken upf"
Maybe they were stored at the same
place our furniture was"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
In Shelter.

"What has become Of the dove Of
pcnce?"
"She's safe, but not visible. The
American eagle has taken her under
his wing
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
After Their Quarrel.

"Of course you speak to Lena when
you pass herr"
Indeed, I do not. Why, I don't even
notice what she has oui"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12

A man sees so many V-necked
waists that you would think he would
get tired of seeing what they reveal.
But he doesn't.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12

I'm surprised to see a poets love
letters sell as well as they do"
swell, you must remember that
some people have never had any Of
their charlottesville Courier-Jour.
nal.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12

The Sportsman "What are those
pedals under the organ used for?"
The BookwOrm-"ThOse nre for foot.
notes."-London Answers.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
Explained.

"What Is dual personality7"
"Oh. that's what chap nsd 4 girl
discover that ench has after being
married a week or 80"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
A Rars opportunIty.

A Globe reporter saw and heard the
event ola lifetime. two stammering
men In an argument.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12

DIR. J. p. Riddle, specialist In dis
eases Of the eye, ear, nose and throat.
Glasses fitted. Glenwood Springs. tt
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-04-12
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A woman always guesses where
her husband was the night before by
the way he tries to act as If he
wasn't there.