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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1919-04-24
.RENEws HEALTH Avn FNlsncI

People who have poor appetite, I'd
color, Indigestion and billiousness a,
usually victims of constipation. Con.
stipation causes an enormous annouuE
of sickness. HOLSTERS Rocky Noun.
tain tea, taken before going to bed win
relieve your constipation, restore yout
appetite, and bring the glow Of you'll
to your cheeks. You viii work beta
and live happier. A large paclists
lonly S5c) will put you on the r,si
to health and happiness. vibber-cH.
ford Drug Co. All
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1919-04-24
Word has been received from To

Word has been received from Tom
Swayze that he has landed safely in
America and hopes soon to be back
into civilian togs. Jack Copeland
landed Sunday and will soon be on his
way to Camp Lewis. Frank Driscoll,
Lyle Johnson and Fred Phillips, of the
18th engineers, who sailed for Europe
early in 1917 are somewhere on the
Atlantic headed this. way. The last
number of the Spiker, the official pub
LEGATION of the 18th boys, says that
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1919-04-24
PRINCESS PROGRAM
Friday and Saturday

Friday and Saturday,
"Alimony," the tie that burns. The
story of an unwanted wife, written by
an old court reporter. 1t shows up the
amazing divorce traffic of blaclmail-
ing lawyers who prey upon the rich.
Also Christie comedy.
Sunday and Monday
who's Your Neighbour" Also a
Lonesome Luke comedy and Kino-
grams, all the latest news.
Tuesday
Enid Bennett in "The Biggest Show
on Earth" showing the life under the
canvas and in the sawdust ring" Full
of spice and pep. Also Ford Week.
~.
Wednesday,
Earl Williams in "The Seal of ST.
lence." Also second episode of "The
Fight for Millions" with William
Duncan and strong cast.
$3.50
Thursday
Charles Ray in a high class attrac-
ton. "The Claws of the Hum" and a
Photograph.
Coming soon
slack and the Beanstalk."
"a Modern Lorelei," with Tyrone
Powers.
Billie Burke in Ewes Daughter"
Harry Morey in "The Golden Goal"
Jack Pickford in 'Tom Sawyer"
Alice Joyce in "The Highest Bid
der"
Charley Chaplin in shoulder
Arms"
Douglas Fairbanks in "Bound in
Morocco"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1919-04-24

Turn Your Spare Time into Money!
We want men and women to represent
us In this locality. High class educa-
tional work; experience unnecessary;
good pay; work full OF spare time.
Write today for full information. c. S.
Colhouer, 605 Lyon Bid, Seattle. Al
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1919-04-24

Lyle has been promoted to corporal
and Frank has been down to Verdun
and other battlefields taking in the
sights and picking up souvenirs.
The Washington times., 1919-11-30

and the tendency to attribute meanings to every little
thing that came up that it brought about suspicion in my
own MIND on your part there lack of comradeship
that close confidence and understanding that it had al
ways been my belief should exist between husband and
wife and many other homey details that instead of bring
us more closely together has only caused us to drift
iarher and farther apart there honest desire on
your part to avoid any of these unpleasant situations
winch OF late seem constantly to arise between u.s. you
The Washington times., 1919-11-30

VIII do away with the spying and endless tsulthndins
and all the other Objectionable things and listen with
some degree OF patience and reasoning my sde and Try
to treat me with little of the consideration which ali
wives expect from their husbands believe we can and
some common basis on which to enjoy our children and
home together.
am ss ever, HELEN
The Washington times., 1919-11-30

letter and greatly disturbed the mystery of what
was going on.
And two days later Stokes writes his SON, Weddie.
about his wes uneasness what going and puts
himself record-and mails copy of the letter to the
young wife
Lexington, KY, August 3d. 1916
The Washington times., 1919-11-30

ITO be Continued Merit Ss.doyj
The Washington times., 1919-11-30

me warn you!
Yours, (sdl WILL wv E. d. STOKES).
And this was the young wife's prompt and dignihed
to Stokes: y
Hotel -, Long Beach, L. J., February i, 1919
My Dear Will:
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22
MERROW

Mr.. and Mrs. A. Robinson have re-
turned to Winding Brook farm after
six weeks stay at James Green's in
Mansfield.
Mrs John C1ougt and Mrs. Clayton
CIough and the latter's little son were
Edgewood visitors one day last week.
Little Miss Eleanor Hopkins of
South wellington is visiting her
grandmother, Mrs. Lena French.
Mr.. and Mrs. I. T. Wilcox were
guests at dinner Sunday of Mr.. and
Mrs. Ernest Hall of Toiland.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. C. Hallecll were
with friends in Thompsonville Sunday.
Miss H. l.. Morrow of Kingston, r. l..
spent the week end at Terrace farm
Misses Evelyn and Addie Tilden
were in town Saturday. A moving
truck took their goods, which they
have had stored in portion of the
house they recently sold. to Hartford
where the Misses Tilden will conduct a
rooming house. Many friends here
wish them success in their new under
taking.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22

Phenix, r. I.
s1Os.s1 to John S. Coy Thomas w.
Coy. Herbert Coy. Susan P. Coy,
George r. Coy. Mary p. Chapman,
Westerly.
s219.S1 to John R. Wilcox. Kingston,
r. l.: Martha Stinson, Mystic; Joseph
W. Palmer, University. Pa; s32972 to
Joseph d. Wilcox. Westerly; Benja-
min Franklin Wilcox. Scranton, Pa.
S659.44 to Estate John G. Wilcox,
Quonocontaug, r. L.: Nathan 7. Will
cox, Shelter Island Heights, n. Y.
Under the apportionn1ent Of regular
and special taxes upon the towns and
cities. Rhode Island will receive rev.
enue of $60o,993, June TO- = The spe-
cfal cent revenue is designed to
provide added income to carry on the
business of the state. One-haf is to
be devoted to the maintenance and re-
pair Of highways. and the other half
to the treasury for current expenses
The amount of this tax is s240. 1897 81
The regular state tax of Il cents
per $780, is 1868, $3.50; the rate is
nine cents and the other half will be-
come due December 10, as will the
other half of the special tax. This
state has had three-cent road tax
for several years. and this year it has
been raised to six cents. making the
total state tax Is cents athis year as
against IL cents former years. The
apportionment against towns In this
follows:
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22
at Mrs / s Lamnnd,s

Mrs. Julia Palmer of Rocky Broot
is visiting her son, Rev. c. II. Palmer
Bradford Sutton is working for DR.
Kenyon. =
Everyone around here is f1ustling tbs
farming business since the weather
got warm enough to leave off mittens
Mrs. Carrie Joslin of Exeter was s
caller here last week
Mr.. and Mrs. Nathaniel Brown and
family of Valley Falls visited Sunday
with Mrs. Browns cousin. Mrs Ida NJ.
Kenyon.
Charles Strout and his mother OF
Lafayette were callers here Sunday.
Amos H. Kenyon with his family
from Providence spent over Sunday
with his parents, DR.. and Mrs. f. E
Kenyon.
Mrs. Rebecca Macintosh Of Slocurr
called on friends here Sunday after
noon.
Mrs. Gillette Franklin Of Wexford
Junction visited relatives here Sun.
day.
| Mrs. Annie E. Webster and daughter
have been visiting in Providence.
Bradford Clarke of Yorker was s
caller at ]. c. Websters Sunday after
noon.
| Mrs E. E Kenyon and Mrs. Annie E.
Webster were callers in Exeter Tues
day.
/ William Potter of Providence spent
/ Saturday and Sunday with B. c. Locke
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22
CHESTERFIELD

Supervisor Smith visited schools in
this vicinity recently.
Bert Erskin is in Lawrence hospital
New London. i'll with typhoid fever.
Charles Powers of Waterford was a
caller here the first of the week.
Many friends of Mr. and Mrs. Ev-
erette Thompson gave them sur
prise party Saturday evening at their
home. Games were played, Victrola
selections enjoyed and refreshments
were served
Miss Lula Powers has returned to
Hartford to resume her work after
visiting her parents here.
Arthur Merriman of Camp Devens
was calling on friends here recently
while on a Through
Jacob, Helen and Ben Kaplan, Will
liam Tinker, Doris Saxton, Truman
Chapman. Louis Leroy and Florence
Powers hung Bessie Savin May bas-
ket Monday evening. After the usua,
chase, they were invited into the house
where a social evening was spent.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22
STONINGTON

The Altura, launched about two
months ago, was lowed to Providence
Tuesday, where her equipment will be
completed t.-.
AS the United States Emergency
Fleet corporation will not permit the
steamship Lansing to moor at the cor
poration's wharf, the ship is near the
breakwater. Her boilers and other
material must therefore be taken to
the ship on a lighter
The burned steamer Chelsea will
soon be hauled out and rebuilt at the
yard of the Ship Construction and
Trading company.
The next launching at Stonington
will be the large Ashland at first in
tended as sister ship to the Altura.
She will probably be launched Memo
rial Day. ..-. -. .-..
Mrs. Charles NJ Williams and chill
dren have returned from New York.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. H. Simmons, of
New York, will open their summer
home in the borough. June 10.
Probably every noble, resident OF
Stonington. will attend the festivities
Of the Mystic Shriners in Westerly
next Tuesday evening
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22
WESTERLY

s192.34 each to Vaudeville A. Potter,
F'orestville, Conn. Thomas Potter, of
West Hartford; estate OF Prank w.
Potter, Norwich. .-.-4
$115402 to Hannah A. Woodman-
see, Norwich; Mary E. Arnold. West
erly.
$SS467 to: John. W. Berry Wester-
"; Fannie D. Pendleton, Stonington;
Edward w. Beattie. New York.
S5495 to Elizabeth Huhling, Clara
B. Huling, Corrine W. Huhling, Cam
bridge, Mass.
$7S.77 to Nathan H. Wilcox. Ellery
I. Wilcox, Prolidenee; Fannie E. Bar
ton, Bridgeport, George W. Wilcox
F7cra< H.; Josephine Frances
Beyles, Mitchell, South Dakota; Marie
Comlvele r. Doward, Flora, III.
$10e.90 to Virginia Bates, New Lon
don. Conn.
$27.S4 to George B. NEEDING. George
F. Babcock. Edythe Sweet, Elyria
Ohio: Percy w. Babcock. Selig, Fla.
S109.91 to Estate Hannah F. Bah
cock. Pawtucket. r. l.; S82.43 to Anna
Parton, Toronto. Canada; Lille Gal
lup. Old Mystic. Mary r. Dewhurst
Chicago; Estate Henry &, Taylor, OF
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22

The will of the late Charles Deni-
son Chapman, which has been in the
Westerly probate court and the su-
preme court of Rhode Island for three
years, has been interpreted by the
higher court, and distribution of the
personal estate finally reached. Mr.
Chapman died January 26. 1916. leaV-
ing a will dated Decemb-~, 1913. In
tho will he stated: Il give all my pro-
perry and estate TO my next OF kin and
heirs at-law, to be divided and dis
tributed among them in the same pro-
portion and shares, provided for the
descent and distribution of interstate
estates of deceased persons under the
laws OF the state of Rhode Island
Mr.. Chapman was married Decent
her 15, 1915. and ceased living with
his wife in 1905. She brought suit for
divorce June 3. 1913. and he paid her
alimony of $50 a week until his death.
The divorce suit has never been de-
:crmined.
At the time of his death. Mr.. Chap
man owned the Chapman home in
High street, the Chapman quarry OF
four acres, two acres of land near the
town farm. thirty acres near the rail-
road property, four tracts of land near
Burdens pond and a part of the pond.
This real estate came to him under
his fathers will When ne died his
personal estate was valued at $4,000
and his real estate $4,000.
Mrs Chapman. through her attor-
neys. Former Governor William H.
Higgins and John j. Fitzgerald of
PaWcatuck, made claim to one-thir1
OF the estate, on the ground that the
will was without force, as it was
merely a rrritatiN' OF the laws gov
erniug intcstate e - les.
The hetrs-at-liw or Mr.. Chapman S
fathers side claimed they were enti-
tied IN oue-lialr the personal estate
and ajl Of the real estate.
Judge Herbert w. Rathbun. repre-
sou;iu. John r. Wilcox and forty mine
o;hcrs. claimed his clients were enti-
lied 10 one-half the personal and one
half the real estate.
The matter went to the supreme
court on Interpretation of the VIII,
The court handed down opinion that
the widow had no part in the perSo-
nal estate, and sustained the claim OF
Sudse Rathbun's clients, that they
were entitled to half of the personal
and half Of the real estate.
The next move will be to have the
real estate sold. in which the widow
has dover. and have the proceeds
converted into cash for distribution
in the same manner as disposition
were made of the personal etsate.
In the final report of Judge Lewis,
rs executor Of the estates. after the
payment Of all court and other ex-
penses. shows balance of S9,2316
which will he distributed as follows
based on nearness of relationship:
$l4425 to each OF the following
named: Frank d. MaXson, Key West
ina: Estate Louis Z. Manson. Wash
in-ton, D. O.: Herbert Z. MaXson, Los
Angeles, Cal; Julia E. NJ. Croxton
Contra Costa. Cal
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22
USOUEPAUGH

Services were held in the church
Sunday morning at the usual hour with
very good attendance. There was
also a good attendance at Sunday
school. Mr.. Gaisford was entertained
at Deacon Hoyle's.
The cold meat supper at the grange
Saturday evening was well patronized,
considering the storm. A nice sum
was added to the treasury.
Mrs. c. D. Kenyon spent a few days
last week with Providence relatives.
Several from here attended neigh
bors night at Exeter grange Thursday
evening, May 18th.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chauncey Barber OF
Exeter were callers here one day re-
Gently.
The Ladies' Aid society met last
Thursday afternoon with Miss Grace
Council, six members being present
They are piecing another quilt They
have pieced and sold several The next
meeting will be next week Thursday
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22
damaged by lightning several years

damaged by lightning several years
ago.
The Salvation Army drive in West
erly is proving success.
The South kingstons defeated the
Westerly High School baseball team,
Z to 6.
Grand Array smen and large num-
Der of relatives and friends attended
the requiem mass in st Michael
church Wednesday, which solomniz-
Zed the funeral of John Mccain Burial
was in St MichaeTs cemetery.
Rev. Frederick A. Mcdonald will de-
liver an address at the reunion and
dance of the old Fifth Com pany, in
the armory Friday night, for the bene-
fit of the Salvation Army fund
The members of the Grand Army of
the Republic and Women's Relief
corps, have accepted invitation of Rev
P. S. Sailer. to attend special servic-
es in the Broad Street Christian
church, Memorial Sunday
Rear Admiral Herbert o. Dunn is al
his home for few days. He is now in
command of the First Naval District
with headquarters at Boston.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22
MYSTIC

Rev, and Mrs. Jerome Greer were
given a surprise at the Methodist par
sonage Tuesday when about 40 of the
young people of the All Alive class and
Rho Delta class of the Sunday school
hung huge May basket and were all
called in to spend the evening. Rev,
and Mrs. Greer have been in Mystic
only about six weeks but nave made
a most favorable impression on all the
young people. Music and games were
enjoyed. During the evening Harry B.
Mackenzie, teacher of the All Alive
class, which has membership OF 20
young men from II to 20. with an av-
erage attendance each Sunday of II,
presented Mr., and Mrs. Greer a large
picture of a lane in Norwich Town,
where Mr.. and Mrs. Greer once resided.
The picture was a gift from Rho Delta
and All Alive classes. Ice cream ana
close all gave the class yell: Who are,
who are. who are we? We are the
Mystic NJ. E. c. Are we in it? | guess
we are! Mystic! Mystic! Rah! Rah!
Rah!
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Adamson, Mt.
and Mrs S. s. Brown Mackenzie,
Robert Adamsop, Jr.. Miss Violet Ad-
amson and Miss Frances Trevena were
in Providence Wednesday evening to
attend the graduation OF MT. anu WITS.
Adamsons daughter, Miss Sarah Ad-
amson. as nurse from the Rhode
Island hospital after three years train :
ing. A reception followed the grad
uating exercises.
The house on Pearl street owned by
Mrs. Post of Essex and occupied by
Mr.. and Mrs. James W. Jackson has
| been sold to Mr.. and Mrs. Frank G.
| Post The new owners expect to &C.
cupy the property soon.
| Cap John Wheeler. recently returned
| from overseas, is at home on visit to
| his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles E.
| Wheeler. He left here in the coas'
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22

Real estate transfers, recorded re-
Gently in the Office of Town Clerk Ev-
erett Z. Whipple are: Edwin c. King
Emily NJ King house and lot of
High street; George Cappucci. ct AL,
to Angelo Cappucci. ct Nv. house and
lot in Prospect street; Arthur Mercer
to Jessie NJ. Moore, house and lot at
Napatret Point; Pasquale Nardone to
Pasquale Gencarella, ct ux.. house and
lot off Pierce street; Susan E. Andrews
to Ernest A. Thorpe, ct. al, house and
lot at Potter Hill.
During the same period there We're
recorded four mortgages aggregat1ng
$3.50, one chattel mortgage of ST.
$50 and four releases of mortgages by
the Industrial Trust company.
The May meeting of the Rhode Is
land Branch of the Woman's auxiliary
to the Board of Missions, will be held
next Tuesday in ST. Marks Episcopal
church. Warren. Ri. Rev. Bishop Per-
ry will preside. The speakers will
be Miss Marion F. Mitchell, from St.
Mary's hall Shanghi, China, and Rev.
Arthur R. Gray, D. D., secretary, from
Latin America.
A broken rail caused an accident
near Noank, Wednesday morning,
which caused a big loss TO rolling
stock, but no person was injured, be-
yond severe shaking when the train
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22

came to a sudden stop. The train is
known as No. 5, and besides the 10
connective is made up of four steel ex-
press and mail cars and baggage car
and two passenger coaches. The train
makes up at Boston and serves as a
passenger accommodation train from
Westerly to New York. and leaves
Westerly at SOC in the morning. 1t
carries many workmen to the ship
yards in Stonington and Groton, and to
New London.
When the train was about midway
between West Mystic and Noank, the
broken rail was struck, the locomo-
tive passing over, while the tender and
the four steel ears were thrown from
the track, and careened to an in
cline of about forty five degrees, and
leaning away from the east bound
track. The mail clerks and express
messengers were thrown about in the
cars, but received no injury of con-
sequence. The trucks of most of the
cars became detached and the cars
damaged. The passenger section of
the train remained intact on the rails.
The track was cleared within three
hours and in the meantime, west bound
trains were operated over the ca st
bound tracks from Mystic to Mid
way.
The burglars who gathered loot at
the Dawley, Tourtelotte and Durham
residences, within the past two weeks,
while the members of the household
have been absent, have been appre-
hended by the police and were repri-
manded in the juvenile court by Judge
Oliver H. Williams. The offenders
were two girls, one is thirteen and the
NJ 1or- J,fyS IF 81
ing been once before in police custo-
dianship They effected entrance to
the houses with keys, in one instance
by a key that was supposedly hidden,
and in the other by keys selected from
a bunch one of the girls had collect
ed
Local Laconics.
The dance of the Westerly Cycle
club, at the Wequetequock casino, or
Wednesday night was success from
every angle.
The degree of Master Mason was
conferred upon three fellow craft by
pastmasters of Franklin lodge of Ma
sons, Tuesday night. Seventeen of the
eighteen living past masters OF the
lodge were present.
The Womens League for Christian
Science entertained the members OF
the Laymen's League and friends il
the hall of the Boy Scouts, Wednes.
day night. Miss Emma LangworthJ
! presided. Ira B. Crandall offered pray
er, and Rev. Clayton A. Burdick, D
D., made the principal address.
Mrs. Charles E. Chapman trippet
and felf down the granite steps of tn,
post office, and sustained a fracture
of the left arm, near the shoulder.
Charles P. Ecclestone, of Westerly
has been awarded contract to replac,
the cap stone at the apex of the Gro
ton monument. The cap stone wa.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22
artillery branch of the service as a nrst

artillery branch of the service as first
lieutenant in November, 1917, and was
later promoted TO captaincy. He
was stationed in Paris for while and
later on the front in northern France
and for a, While in Germany. He re-
turned Wednesday to Fort Monroe and
, will be mustered out as soon as his
resignation, which has been rendered
is accepted. He enlisted early in the
war in the. officers training corps.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Connery's infant
son was christened James Sinclair on
Saturday evening at their home on
Isham street by Rev. jerome Greer
pastor of the Methodist Episcopal
church in the presence of about q
relatives. The baby's two uncles
Charles Menge, from Camp Devens
and Henry Menge. who has returned
from army service overseas, were spon-
sors. The infant received gifts of gold
silver and money.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22
On the Eve of a carssr.

Tom Marshall (who, we believe, does
something at Washington is not for
private life. long. he's going to speak
at Elizabeth City and Fayette both.
Of his fortune we know not; but his
reputation is about to be made
Raleigh Times.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22

New Britain. Landers. Frary &
Clark will erect a factory building on
its property on Stanley street at an es-
timated cost of $4,000 and an addition
viii be made to the High street build :
ings at a cost Of 1000.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-05-22

When ordering q new ribbon for
your typewriter always specify
whether 1t is for her or for at"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-07-25
ONE LITTLE
P|MPLE sPO|Lsh
BEAUTIFUL FACE

No matter how beautiful the fsa-
!nres, how radiant the complexion. susl
one haile 7irnale spoiis il all
Not always can ghese little facial
hlemishes he prevented for they may
he caused by the roo frequent use o!
irritating soaps. powders, rouge OF
possibly sm7ure blood.
Every care should be taken 10 pre-
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neck, arms and hands. Only the P1resr
and best sieriiazed toilet soap should
be used 10 cleanse the skin. and when
a face powder must be used. ore OF the
highest qDalNv should be =eaec1e6
When q pirn7le pops out on your
face. you don't have 20 remain indoors
or ary 10 hide a. Simply touch ahe
little spot with Black and White Oinl-
nena- ii will vanish almost like magic
This little aid 10 beauty is such q
necessary toilet requisite for removing
facial blemishes. freckles. tar. sun
barn. clearing dark. sa1low. muddy
compiexions. that package should
be kept on every woEnan's dressing
table
Black and White Ointment is sold
and guaranteed by al good drng stores
at atr a package, Or the manufacturers
vii mail 10 you on receipt of srrica-
Free sample and literature will be
suppsied you If ron viii cliH and mail
this 10 Black and White, Box slS,
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-07-25
OF Local Moment


Mrs C W Bruce returned from Ada
las, night where she had been visiting
her brother, m Cooper and family
Sherii. Robertson: Nov We have
the thief wao can either steal whisky
or Jet II alone
Tom jenkins: STYLES are never
sensible until people ge, used TO Them.
Then they change
There is nothing selfish in The
veeesarisns nowi against the aieh
price Of meat
Den Brunmage says q man is Us old
as ess attitude toward daylight saw
ing
Jonn Wallace. victim: About all
the physician can do for hay fever is
10 tell the sufferer that il IS a high
hrow ailmenL knowing that he cant
cure iAe patient. Doc aims TO please
him
New Telephone Directory. goes 10
press. Angus isi- For any changes
in lissings. call Manager. Phone 500
Household Hint: Sitting on the
flypsper is an act OF discouriesy 10 i1e
flies.
Every cellar should contain 81 least
one half OF one per cent OF canned
tomatoes.
Pool room diplomas are yaineiess To
young men who have no ambition TO
hecome highwaymen. Anrgiars or auto
bandits.
War Is almosr over on tAe~ magazine
covers, but nor in the movies
Somebody asks: What constitutes
the perfect hushsnd." On he theory