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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
Daily Ho1 osc0be
Saturday, March 8, 1919.

Copyright, 1919, by the Mcclure
Newspaper S~yndicate.) :. -.
Saturn and Uranus again rule with
sinister power according to astrology.
Mercury is in benefic aspect.
Through this government of the
stars there will continue to be such a
Hood of criticism and even SANDER
that many persons will suffer unjust
ly, the seers declare.
While Uranus menaces, misiudge-
ment will be common and there win
be a tendency to impugn even the best
motives.
1t is a sinister rule for domestic
happiness as well as for public peace.
Money will come much to the fore
in the national consciousness for the
next six weeks, astrologers f~oreteli,
and it will engage more than usual at
tention later in the summer.
Stocks are subject TO sudden iuc-
tuations during this month.
This should be a lucky day for all
who are connected with newspapers
or with any medium of publicity.
More and more the power of thought
suggestion will be realized and used.
Washington, the National Capital, Is
now subject 10 a sign making for ex-
element and increase of activity. II
will make great progress as a metrop-
oils.
California, which is TO centralize a
certain kind of psychic energy, will
make great progress in occult studies,
and 1t will benefit greatly through the
development of novel industries.
Mexico again will be much In evil
dence In world affairs through an ex-
t~raordinary event
Fame Tor a branch of the govern
ment that meets a supreme test sue
cessfully is prognosticated.
There Is a sway cad as ~presaging
increase of science in all occupations
n the attainment of great efficiency
in human attainment is prophesied.
A return 10 fashions that imply
modesty, innocence and all the virtues
most lauded in woman is foreshadow-
ed.
Progress and recognition thai will
change the status OF the colored race
in the United States are again prog
n~osticated.
Western states. especially those
where "the sun shines on sandy
wastes" will nave an access of pros
perity in the next three years. II Is
predicted.
Children born ON this day win be
enterprising and active. These sub
5ects OF Pisces usually make money.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
THAT RIOT CALL PROTEST

THE EVENING NEWS was in error yesterday when it said
that the Central Labor Union had protested to the Board of Alder.
men against a supposed riot call for the militia reserve.
The resolution was backed by the Building Trades Council. a
seperate and distinct organization from the Central Labor Union.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
THE CHURCH AND HIS WAGE
BY REV. CHARLES STEI4ZLE

Something like thirty years ago Dr. Howard Crosby-who was DR..
Charles Fl. Parkhursts predecessor in the fight on vice in New York. City,
can out in a public statement that a workingmans family could live o n
a dollar u day.
and prostitution in tn town in which he lived was all rght-because he
70 dealing viii facts which did not admit Of much argument because they
with a situation that "a generally acknowledged to be fundamentally
wrong, and he had a right ito expect that all good people would stand with
lin.
But Dr.. Crosby IS a authority O n economic questions which present
ley angles every day., and which will never finally be settled until the last
days work is done, no matter what the prevailing social system ma be
vas lot to be taken so seriously.
1t is true that the questions of wages paid, and hours worked. and
conditions OF labor in general are also moral in their mature, ecaus these
LAY be of such a character a to undermin the morale o the workers.
merits OF dement's Of gambling and prostitution.
thirty years & was a debatabe question. even among perfectly sincere,
moral, men n women u anybody who made the statement
hat this could be done today w,uld be regarded by everybody s a fool or
a fanatic"-and The question of his morals would not wen be considered.
This leads me to say that h place o the church in the discussion of
economic questions should De upon. the highest, broadcast planet cannot
afford to nou tina this o that program should b adopted for all
time. 1t should deal with the great facts of life and a with emphasis.
tina certain standards mu b 70 maintained today, ut that these will be
ten ear from now. when w shall all have advanced in our
thinking and in u methods of living.
And ALL the people must advance together. No group-because 1t Is
weak-shoud be left behind.
Fundamentally the church aust " advocate a minimum standard
of living, but a maximum ideal n program.
1t AN weu afford 20 leave h question IF O. much q workfngnan
should be paid. n h exact number If hours that % shall work to those
who are familiar with h facts-meanwhle pressing home all tn time
the great principles of justice and brotherhood and fair dealing.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
7oda,SBem|
TAJN~&
@leis .H.E:A-
THEN NOW AND AGAIN

,ro... ,mo nv brother. but 1 love my brothers proH"
BY EDMUND VANCE CoOAH
He is a mild az any child is Sammy,
InCe Sammy, Uncle sammy! -
Yes res hes mild, but when hes rhed- heh u"n"S
Better give him his right of a ,-u.
Er then his blood is neither cold o cIamhnS'
II kes a lot to make him ht, put say!
Other folks would betterr u
When he grabs his little gun
To defend his little u. s A.
INIT when wars done he sheds his gun and rfo
Trusty rifle trusty rifle!
He does nt care in warS back ar " S"S
II the dawning of III LAY -
And SO he throws aside n rusty uame,,
Again he's mild a s any child, put say
Any country on the map
viii be sure it's in q scrap,
II it bumps u little I. s. A.
PINT now we've rone and made a league of neghbors
League of neighbors,l league OF nesh""
For man was made or bigger, better
Than t. slash and smash n stay.
So pruning forks shall take the place IL saperS'
Let's 60 to bat for Ill of that, but say!
Won't it cause US 10 fatgu
If the Champion of the League
Shouldn't be u little y. s At
rrp n IN matter Ict,s rive a life Il n system promising TO diminish
and murder a ghatliness, rag and outraged
Copyright 1919, N. Z. Al
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07

three hours and he could not describe
1t for three seconds. But a woman
can look at a dress for three seconds
and describe 1t for three hours.
And it is too bad that a wife can't
realize her husbands worth the way
she can realize his worthlessness.
When you apologize for taking UT
a busy mans time you are merely talk
ing up more OF his time.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
Wait Mason's Ripping Rhymes
THE OLD LONGING

No odds how mild the winter is how modestly the me = in
biz W e long and yean for spring; We want to see ue WeI ~
bloom, to Sc the grass enjoy a boom, and , hear tn TN narw y :" o
spring the curves of June; but. 1T is winter. after M; tn the MN I'M b ' as
blue and fair, and warm IS milk the genial air, but no .. n S,n nooHas
I wot; the boughs III naked on the trees; where are n oiosSoms
and the bees the things that hit the spot? old winter %,t sn NE n bot
blooming May, pretending that he's had his day, and n he sno
his bolt; but still we fear and don't believe; we think he's IS on ermn
up his sleeve, W dread another jolt. Until the land is III IL rem
and lambs and calves and setting hens. u fears shall never cease;
and W Q are longing for the day when winters really gone away, n
spring has brought US peace.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
DlsappOinted.

Disappointed.
We named our baby for a hound,
It's uncle, Oswald Drools;
But Oswald left his coin to found
A Home for Crippled Mules.
Luke McLuke.
Well. -stubbornness was his long suit,
And he could kick like sin:
Therefore. his precious cob, the brute
Left to his nearest kin.
Newark Advocate.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
Bits OF By-Pldy
BY LUXE McLUkE
Copyright, 1919. the Cincinnati
Enquirer.

Advice
A fellow his cares shouldn't double
BY hunting for more than hell rue;
For, when you are hunting for trou-
You'll find trouble hunting for you.I
las No Joke.
at says here that lasting results
may be accomplished by an earnest
word" said the Old Fogy. as he look
ed up from the paper he was reading
That's right" agreed the Crouch,
MANY a man has had his features
changed for life by calling another
man a liar
You've Met Him.
To meet him isn't very nice,
Because the darn fool always frets:
He's always asking for advice,
And likes the kind he gets.
Then 1t Happened.
We'll" aid the Rummy, as he
picked up his change, 1T just goes to
show"
what does?" demanded the Bar
keep, as he reached for a club.
1.-The low-necked waist" replied the
Rummy, as he headed for the door,.
His Name Is Legion.
He's full of promises, 1 know,
But every time he makes one,
He's made just one TOO many. so
He goes ahead and break one.
Obi
There is only one person who Is a
bigger bore than the man who knows
nothing" said Jones.
And who is that?" asked Smith.
The man who knows 1t ALL" re-
piled Jones.
Ever Notice It?
In Winter he wants corn on cob,
And watermelon. too:
And then in Summer the poor slob
Longs for an oyster stew.
Huh!
A Cincinnati store advertises Blue
Nurses Uniforms and Black Maids
Dresses" We've seen many a black
maid, out never a blue nurse.
Miss Ina Mailing, OF Boston, Mass.
whats to know IL she can act as ship
ping clerk in the club.
will the Moon Shine I'm West Virginia
(Ad. in Cincinnati Enquirer.)
l NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. bar fixtures
not under 20 fee long: drair
board and two refrigerators. w. ID
Charleston, w. a.
Haw, Haw!
Private Laskey sends this n from
FIT. Thomas. KY:
At Inspection the Captain observed
that Private Jones was not properl,
shaved and said to him: BE mor'
careful when you shave"
"I ann careful" replied Private
Jones. II use a safety razor"
II B-a-a-ai
II. J.. Mutton lives on Eve street
Il IyNffa MnnfanI
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
You've Met Him

You've Me Him.
To meet him isn't very nice.
Because the darn fool always frets;
He's always asking for advice,
And never likes the kind he gets.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
Then IL Happened.

Then IL Happeheu.
Well" said the Rummy, as he
picked up his change, 1T just goes to
show"
what does?" demanded the Bar
keep, as he reached for a club.
THE low-necked waist" replied the
Rummy, as he headed for the door.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
The STYLES Never Change.

The Styles Never Change.
Samuel Pepys, in his Diary, 1852,
says:
Hearing that the King and Queen
are to ride abroad with the ladies OF
honor in the Park, and see a greai
crowd of gallants standing there, ]
also staid. walking up and down.. By
and by the King and Queen passed
The Queen was dressed a la negli'
gence-a ~knee-length petticoat and
nothing much IN her bosom. Sh'
looked very pretty"
IL you want anything in Covington
Ky, you can go to Helen Howell fol
it.
Names Is Names.
Green Peppers lives at Springfield
Tennessee.
Our Daily Special.
Use Your Head More and You'll
Use Your Feet Less.
Luke McIukc Says.
1t is the idea that she is o lik'
other girls that makes him marty her
And il is the idea that she is not lik'
other girls that makes him want Il
get rid OF her after he gets her.
A raise In salary doesn't help ;
married man much. He knows tina
the more money he gets the more bill
he'll have to pay.
Any time a 16-year-old girl doesn'
imagine that she knows more thai
| her mother you had better take her Il
a doctor. There is something tn
matter with her.
! When a woman is raising three O.
four children she doesn't seem to car
how raggedy the union suit Is hat shl
wears around the house.
If you accomplish one half as niue
today as you thought YOU woul'
when you started in you nave done
big days work.
And there wouldn't be many di
/ vorces il wives were as well satisfies
with their own husbands as they ar
with other women's husbands.
At that you needn't look for Ia
tience on a monument. IL you wan
to find Patience, look in the kitchel
and you'n find her standing over tn
dishpan.
A thin oma gets just so thin an
then stops. But a fat woman keep
! on getting fatter all the time.
| They have discovered another Per
feet Girl. Shux. There are lots o
Perfect Girls. The Perfect Girl is tn
one who thinks that you are the Per
feet Man.
A mar could iook at a dress 70
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
Obi

There is only one person who is a
bigger bore than the man who knows
nothing" said Jones
And who is that?" asked Smith.
1.-The man who knows 1t ALL" re-
piled Jones.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
His Name Is Legion.

He's full of promises, l know,
But every time he makes N
He's made just one too many. so
He goes ahead and breaks one.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07

Ever Notice 1t?
In Winter he wants corn on cob,
And watermelon. too:
And then in Summer the poor slob
Longs for an oyster stew.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07
Notice!

II you want anything in Covington,
Ky, you can go TO Helen Howell for
il.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07

our TdIfy bptNEHIs
Use Your Head More and You'l
Use Your Feet Less.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-03-07

Names Is Names.
Green Peppers lives at Springfield
Tennessee.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
Tried to Cash Another's
Check; He Lands in Jail

offered 20 SO 10 the American Saw
inga Bank & Trust Co. to have the
check certified. Herman agreed. but
dartcd up an allcyway before arriy'
ing at the bank.
Tho clerk notified Manager Fried
lander. who In turn informed Miss
SpiclbnuFhcr az the Chamber OF
Commerce. Miss Spiclhaugher i'm.
mcdiately warned all retail jewelers.
10 beware OF a man who wished TO
cash a check for ttl5.25.
In the meantime. Herman cnshcd
the check at Burnett iiros.. receiving
"A 500 ring and taib.25 IN change.
lilo said he would be back later TO
obtain the ring. which he had
altered.
owing 20 Miss Splelbaugher's vlgi-
lance. City Detective McLennan was
waiting for Herman when he return.
Ell to the Jewelry store for his ring.
For the last six montha several
checks mailed 20 Seattle residents
have mynteriousiy disappeared. The
police believe Herman may know
something OF their disappearance.
In the meantime. Herman IL held
at the city jail on an open" charge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
Cough Up or Get Out, Is Ultimatum
Issued by Rent Hog to His Tenants

first day OF November. 1919. viii be
ss5 per month.
Unless you pay the same. you arc
hereby notified and required 10 quit
and surrender the premiaeE now &C.
cupled By you at the expiration Of
the month OF October and upon your
failure 30 10 do. you viii be guilty
Of unlawful deiAiner.
"Said premises are apartment bos
In the Neaika apartments, an apart.
ment house situated at 202i Fourth
ave. between Virginia and Lenora
SITS. city OF Seattle.
tSigncdD III. J. DE BRUfER.
Manager"
All tenants were served with
similar notices. The tenant IN apart.
ment 50i has resided there three
years. One year ago the rent was
ss7.5e. including gas.
Last January the rent wns raised
to SIS. Notice was served that the
gas bin thereafter would be paid by
the tenant
There are two small rooms and
kitchenette ana the apartment IL un.
furnished. The house II cut up into
IS apartments
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17

Checks may be mailed. but that Is
no guarantee that the payces viii
receive them.
This fact was established Thurs
day. when William Herman. IS. was
arrested after cashing a check for
s'ibis at Burnett Bros. jewelers. at
goa Second ave.
The check was not Kernan's law.
tGi property, IL really belonged to
Miss Maud Thompson. 1854 T. liar.
rison St II was mailed 90 her by tho
J. =. Thomas Real Estate Co. last
Monday. Miss Thompson did not re.
ccive the check. Herman refuses to
divulge how the check fell into his
hands.
This particular check and the Wig.
ianee OF Miss Josephine Spiel.
bausher. OF tho vigilance department
of tho retail trade bureau OF the
Seattle Chamber Of Commerce and
Commercial Club. brought Kcrnan's
downfall.
Herman appeared at Fricdiander a
Sons, Second ave. jcwelry store
Thursday and exhibited Miss Thomp.
sons check FOR sIis.25. lie wanted
to buy a 500 ring, he said. A clerk
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
New Method Of
Reducing Fat

news item from abroad informs
vs. that tho American method OF pro-
ductns slim. trim figure IL meeting
WITH astonishing success. This syH~
tenn which has made such a wonder
fui Impression over there. must be
the Aarmola Prescription Tablet
method Of reducing fat IL - safe
20 say that We have nothing better
Tor this purpose In this country,
Anything that viii reduce the excess
flesh two. three or four pounds a
week. without injury 10 the stomach.
the causing OF wrinkles. the help Of
exercising or dieting. or Interference
with ones meals IL n mighty impor-
taut and useful addition 20 civiliEa-
tlon'n necessities. just such eata
logu- OF good results. however. fol-
low the use OF these pleasant. harm
less and economical little fat re-
ducers We say economical because
Marmoia Prescription Tablets tmadc
IN accordance with the famous pre-
scriptton) can be obtained from any
drug Sist or ftc makers. the Narruola
Co. SEA Woodward ave. Detroit.
Mich. for 81 the large case. which u
a decidedly economical price. conHtd =
ering the number Of tablets each
case contains. They are harmless.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
new RANK FOR
GENERALS DUE
March, Billiard and Liggett
Named in House Bill

WASHINGTON. Oct 1.-THE
senate military affairs committee
today voted TO report favorably a
bin to confer the rank OF lieutenant
general permanently on Gen. Pey-
ton G. March. Mai. Gen. n. l..
Billiard and Mai. Gen. Hunter Lig-
gcst.
The committee voted unanimous
ly after II was informed that Sec
Rotary Baker. who formerly recon-
mended full gcnernlship for
March. now consented TO the meas
ure. The generals arc not named
In the bin. but tn. committee is In
formed that only the three generals
mentioned are considered for ap-
pointment.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
SORE THR DAT
Colds. Coughs. Group and Cntnrrh
OFTEN Relieved In Two Minutes
Is your throat sore?
Breathe Hyomei.
Have YOU catarrhy
Breathe Hyomei.
Have you a cough!
Breathe iIyomci.
Have you colu
Breathe Hyomci.

Hyomei Ia the one treatment for
nose. throat and lung troubles. 1t
does not contain cocaine. morphine
or other dangerous drug. ana does
away with stomach dosing. Just
breathe Il through the little pocket
Inhaler that comes with each OUTFIT.
A complete outfit costs but little
at Bartell Drug Co. or any re-
liable druggist. and Hyomci ~
guaranteed to Danish catarrh, Group,
coughs. colds, sore throat and hron-
chitis or money back. A Hyomei in-
haler lasts a lifetime, and extra
bottles OF Hyomci can be obtained
from druggists FOR u few cents.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
HIBERMIANS FIGHT
LEGlON'S ACTION

PHILADELPHIA. Oct. 17.--Re-
fusal OF the American Legion In
Pennsylvania to reconsider It's action
in publishing resolutions calling
canon de Valera. president of the
Irish republic. 'trhtor." has caused
"a large number OF members of the
Ancient order of Hibernians to urge
that the order ask those affiliated
With It 10 resign from the Legion.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17

Accept California" Syrup of Figs
oniy--look for the name California
on the package. then you are sure
your child IL having the best and
most harmless laxative or physic
for the little stomach. liver and
bowels. Children love ita delicious
frulty taste. Full directions for
chIid's dose on each bottle. Give II
without fear.
Mothcri You must say "caiIfor.
ala
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
AIR COMMITTEE
IS ON way HERE

Arrangements were announced on
Thursday afternoon for the reception
OF the International Aeronautical
Federation committee a program
has been outlined which Will enable
the men who are working for round.
the-world" aerial derby to realize that
Seattle IL ready TO DO It's part 10
make the city one OF the stations OF
the Riobe-encircling flight.
The visitors will arrive next Wed.
nesday night and win be met by the
committee named by Mayor Fitzgor.
aid. Thursday they will he taken
tour OF Inspection OF the various pro
posed landing fields. the trip to be
followed by n noon luncheon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
CITY LAW KEEPS
OUT THE MOVIES

HARRISON. ". j.. Oct. iT.--Thls
IL believed 10 be tho largsat town In
the world without n movie theatre.
Mayor Riordan believes that the
screen drama IL indeccp;. lie drew
up an ordinance requiring a license
fee OF $4,000 from moving picture
theatres and the council upheld the
measure.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
Misses
Boomers
"ONLY One Thing
BREAKS MY COLD!
That's DIR. Kings rev Dis
covery, for fifty years a
cold-breaker"

NOTHING but sustained quality
lN and unfailing effectiveness can
arouse such enthusiasm. Nothing
but sure relief from stubborn old
colds and onrushing new ones.
grippe. throat-tearlng coughs, and
Group could have made DR.. Kings
New Discovery the nationally popu-
lar and standard remedy 1t Is today.
Fifty years old and always reli-
able. Good for the whole family. A
bottle In the medicine cabinet means
a short-lived cold or cough. COO and
S1.20 All druggists.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
HARTMAN HERE

William A. Hartman. son OF the
late +. II. Hartman. railroad mag.
nate and financier. is a Seattle visit
tor. Hartman. who ls vice presi.
dent of the Union Pacific Railroad
company, il accompanied by Mrs.
Hartman. Their private car IL
parked at the Oregon & Washington
station.
Hartman will leave for Portland
Friday and from there TO his home
in New York City.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17

Landlords. In the olden days. used
10 be apoiogetic. Today they are
posting notices 10 tenants that briS
q. with threat. Listen TO this:
THE rent OF apartment No. 500.
Scniha apartments. beginning the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
SAN FRANCISCO BANK
DEPOSITS MOUNT HIGH

SAN FRANCISCO. Oct. IT,
Omitted Press --For the first time
In the states history, individual
banking deposits AT the close CT
business September 10. exceeded a
billion dollars. the state banking
announced today.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
AFRICAN OFFICIALS
ASK BEST CLOTHES

LONDON. Oct. 17.--West End tai
Tors have received numerous orders
from native officials in British East
Africa. They demand the finest
textiles and designs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
ELK FOR LONDON ZOO

VANCOUVER. II. c.. Oct. IT.
The parks board is sending n present
of three young elk to the London
Zoo. The animals were born in the
Vancouver park paddocks.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-10-17
Stubborn Bowels Tanned

Positive in action. yet natural.
comfortable. pleasant, DR. Kings
New Life Pills are boon TO bowels
that need assistance. They eliminate
fermenting waste and put the sys-
tenn in normal shape. All druggtsts'
$50 q bottle