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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

that the neighbor needs only the ad-
ditional IS pounds to buy the same
grocery store And, as far as this
particular plot IS concerned, there
you are.
Star Treated Rough
Just why Molly Pearson has been
heralded as the star Is more than we
are able 70 fathom- The genuine act
ing and the genuine laughs have been
given 70 Miss Emery who. as Amelia
Dobbin. the scheming wife, has q
laugh in nearly every line.
William Lenox. as John Willie Dob
bin the eldest son. who celebrates
his own funeral b. getting bowling
drunk and upsetting the household,
Il the big relief OF the play. HIS
drunk scene, when he parades In
nightshirt and overcoat Is a zip roar
ing uccess- Miss Pearson takes the
part OF John Willls's wife. a straight
character with q role devoid OF any
possible interest
Miss Pearson is and has been OFF
some time a genuine faOTrits with
Gotham theater goers- She IS always
q clever actress and Is deserving OF
praise for a number OF noble charac-
terizatiOns, but her part in Penny
Wise will not help her IN the least
The remainder OF the cast did what
Il could to put the show over, but in
the days OF fast autos and faster air
cumbersome theatrical vehicles minus
their fifth wheels and whip sockets.
KOEta IN sROyal VaEabOnd-1
Tessa KOsta, prima donna OF The
Royal Vagabond." is Chicago born.
but was educated IN salt Lake City,
and there got her ambition for a
stage career. II was as a dancer that
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29
Gail Kane Springs A New
Sensati on; st. Louis
Breaks Receipts Record

NEW YORK, March 29.-Gotham has
IN another theatrical puzzle play
in which the star runs a dismal sec
ond and only a close third The play
Penny Wise" The star Molly
Pearson The winning entry Is Louie
Emery. The place money goes to
william Lenox-
All told. Penny Wise" Is a play
with several laughs. a Lancashire
production pure and simple, and one,
in the humble opinion Of the writer.
not destined for longevity.
The idea rsvolves arounds the at
tempt TO obtain insurance money BY
pretending the death OF q Lancashire
lout- The plot Is Matched in q fam
lily OF the worthless type IN which the
husband and father must dig I'D"
for the entire outfit
The Oldest son, the lout r. destined
TO die" because his mother holds a
100 pounds life Insurance. on him The
son Is relegated 70 an upper room and
attempts are made TO collect the IN
surance- An inquisitive neighbor dis
covers the corpse" and proceeds 10
upset the beans
The scheming mother has planned
TO spend 50 OF the 100 pounds for q
grocery store The neighbor black
mails the mother and demands IS
pounds for secrecy. Then II develops
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29
Beauty ChatS
More About Galleries.
By EDNA KENT FORBES.

low much food a day DO you neet
1 1 to make you fatter7 Or make you
thinner Do you know3 Well, here's
one way Of finding out
First measure yourself exactly,
without shoes on. Next, weigh your
self on q pair Of Trustworthy scales.
Most have tables OF weights and
measures for height and age. so you
can see how much above or below
normal you are. Incidently. most peo-
pie look best five pounds under what
insurance statistics say they should
weigh This IS possibly because slim
people are fashionable Just now.
As for the number Of calories OF
food you need, remember this. Infants
require 40 to so calories OF food per
pound, per day. A ten pound baby.
for instance. needs 400 to 500 calories
daily. Growing children need 80 to 40
calories day. Adults, anywhere from
is to 20. old people. Is calories OF
less-for. you sec, they are not grow
ing.
Generally speaking, a child under
six-from 2 to 6 years, say, needs from
1000 to 1900 daily; from to 1S, any
where from 1900 eaiories 70 $500
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

, duck girl As soon as Uncle WiggiIy
saw her he cried:
Why, Alicsi What big ears you
Those aren't my earsl" quacked
Alice. Those are my feathery ear
puffs and the very latest styleI Don't
you like themT"
7 can't say that do" spoke Uncle
Wiggily, dryly like a sponge before
Il has a bath. They stick out 30 far!
What's in emf"
oh, Just nothing" answered Alice.
my ears. All the animal girls do It
now. Why. there are lots larger than
mine. You should see the ear puffa Of
Beckie Stubtail, the pirl bear"
Hum! hardly think I want to-"
spoke the bunny. 7 don't want to
find fault, Alice, but It does seem to
me that smaller puffs would be bet
ter"
They wouldn't BE- 30 stylish, {"
quacixed Alice.
Uncle Wiggily showed Alice the two
diamond rings for Nurse Jane. and
Alice said they were very pretty. Then
the duck girl and the bunny rabbit
gentleman walked on through the
woods together. when. all OF a sudden,
Alice whispered:
Quick. Uncle Wiggilyi Give me
those diamond ringsi"
What forT' asked the bunny, IN
surprise.
Don't ask questionsI Just give
them to mel" Alice went on. There's
a burglar fox just ahead Of US IN the
woods. 7 can hide the rings better
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

than you can. and the burglar fox
won't get them"
So Uncle Wiggily gave Alice the
diamond rings and then along came
the fox.
Paws Up and wings upr' he cried
in a bold and most impolite voice.
Uncle Wiggily put up his paws and
Alice raised her wings.
I'm looking for diamond ringsi"
barked the fox. And diamond hings
! must havei"
So he looked in all OF Uncle Wig
gily's pockets. and in the one pocket
in Alice's dress (and he had q hard
time to find that. tell you)s but not a
diamond ring did he get
Fooled again." Erumbled the fox,
az he trotted off
Here are the diamond rings, Uncle
Wtggily,' said Alice. when the bad
chap was out Of the way.
"Why-Why-Wher did you hide
them?" asked the surprised bunny.
In ny ear muffsi" quacked Alice.
The fox never thought OF looking
there for them
SO, once again. you see It sometimes
helps to be stylish. though I can't say
I like ear puffs. And II the silver
butter dish doesn't hide IN the golden
dispan when the tin teapot wants to
take It TO the moving pictures. I'll tell
you next about Wiggily and the big
6loW--Copyright, 1919, BY Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicats.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29
Bedtime Stories For The Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND ALICE'S PUFFS.
By HOWARD B. CARS -. -

near mel There it goesP' cried
y Nurse Jane Fuzzy wuzzy, the
muskrst lady housskeeper. as she
hoped around out IN the kitchen Of
the hollow stump bungalow one day.
There It goesl"
what gossT' asked Uncle Wiggily
Longsars. the bunny rabbit gentleman,
who lived with Nurse Jane. DO you
mean the fire engine goes, or Pop
Goes the Weasel?''
Neither onei" answered Nurse Jane,
with = sort OF sniff to her Whiskers.
y mean the diamond has fallen out OF
ny ring. There It goes. rolling over
the kitchen floorl"
I'll get the diamond for you" cried
Uncle Wiggily and he made jump for
the sparkling, diamond stone He
managed TO get Il before II had rolled
down q crack in the floor, and he
handed q to Nurse Jane.
How did It hsppen?" asked the
bunny.
why. veET fooIlshly I was washing
dishes with ny new diamond ring you
gave me- on ny paw" said the musk
rat lady. The dish water must have
soaked the diamond stone loose out OF
the ring"
Never mind said Uncle WigEiiy
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

ished IN America without going to the
trouble and expense OF arresting him
first. Abe.
There is = whole lot Of experiences
which the American people pays TO &c
through Just once, understand, which
II the kaiser could be persuaded 70
take them all on. one after the other,
Abe his worst enemies would got 70
pity him
''Supposing. for Instance, he would
start off with one OF them electric VI
| brating face messages, Abe. that you
get IN any barber shop, and II he
comes through Il alive, understand,
he could then be hustled off to one Of
these here strong-arm bunkopathie
physicians which charges IS for the
first visit and never has to quote rates
for the second or third visits. because
once Is plenty. cumberland"
But 1 thought the idea was not TO
let anybody have any sympathy for
the kaiser, Mawruss," Abe broke IN
AEora American Punishment.
Plenty OF fellers I know goes to
these here near-doctorss no matter how
much they get arrested by interior
ence county medical societies" Morris
declared, and nobody has got any
sympathy for them neither. Also, Abe,
I Amt got no sympathy fOr anybody
who goes 20 these here restaurants
where they run Jazz music, Abe. and
yet it's q terrible punishment at that,
50 there's another tip for you II you
want any more ideas for making the
kaiser suffer"
Say, when Il comes right down 70
L. Aawruss. and II you don't want TO
show the feller no mercy at all yum
derstand." Abe said. what's the mat
ter with making him go TO New Mex
leo and try to get a state job without
having first a Spanish names"
His Greafesf Punfshmen1-
But the greatest punishment OF al,
you amt even limited at yet" Abe said,
-and it's q punishment which thou
sands OF Americans has just had right
now without no sympathy from no.
body. which its name IS:
Form 1910 United States Internal
. INDIVIDUAL INCOME TAX RE-
: For Net Incomes of More Than
FOR CALENDAR YEAR 1919
ALSO. Mawruss, when you consider
what the kaiser done, Mawruss, ! ask
you Is It too much that the COMMITTEES
on fixing responsibility should order
death or any other slow and painful
death, because such a fate Is going to
be happy one compared with the
thousands OF decent. respectable
American business men which Is head
ed straight for an insane asylum, try
ing TO fill out
"'(a) Totals taxable 1918 rates (ses
instructions page under c..
"'(b) Totals taxable at 1917 rates
(see instructions, include IN < (a)
page p.
"'(c) Amount Of stock dividends
Column q taxable at 1916 rates Zen
ter as 2o).'
Wen. after all. Abe" Morris said.
there's one worser punishment you
could hand out the kaiser than filling
out this here income tax"
Whats THAR Abe inquired.
Paying It." Morris said.-Copyrigh
1913, By the Mcclure Newspaper Syn
dicata.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

kindly. III go to the five and ten
dollar sore and get you q new dia-
mond ring. And I'll also have the
loose stone OF this one glued Ia, so Il
won't fall out again"
That is very kind Of you said
Nurse Jane.
"Oh, it viii be 4 mere pleasursF"
laughed the bunny. "As hop along I
can be looking for an adventure"
So with the loose diamond and the
gold ring the bunny rabbit gentleman
began hopping over the fields and
through the woods until he came to
the place where all the animals have
their diamond rings mended.
It did not take long to glue the
sparkling diamond back in the ring
hoop OF gold and then, with It safely
in his paw, Uncle Wiggfly hoped on
to the ten and eleven dollar store to
get Nurse Jane another and = newer
diamond ring.
Here Is q beautiful one" said the
little mousie girl clerk. who waited
on the bunny.
I'll take It" said the rabbit gentle
man, and then with two diamond
rings, which made him feel very rich
indeed Uncle Wlggily started to hop
back to his bungalow.
He had not gone very far before
there was a rustling in the bushes, and
out stepped Alice WfbbleWobbles the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29
Observation-Disclosures The Peace Conference
They Discuss Suitable Punishn1ents For Kaiser

Il SEE where an American army Of
fiesr reports that he has invest.
gated into the food situation IN Ger
many ana that the German people
looks thin." Abe Potash observed Il
HIS partner. Norris Psrlmutter.
That's already German propaganda
Aba Norris said word come down
from headquarters that the German
people should look thin IN order 70
get the sympathy OF the American Of
ficsr. 30 they looked thin. y'under-
stand"
Abe shrugged his Shoulder
Maybe you're right Mswruss," he
said, but al could say is that them
German propoEandsrH which has
charge Of making the German people
look thin. Is wasting their time in
Germany, because there Is plenty OF
people IN America which would make
them propoganders rich for life II
they would only come over to New
York and open an office for giving
reduction propaganda at 5000 q treat
ment"
wei. III tell you" Norris said
Ordinarily II the German people
looked thin you would believe them
Also before the war Il somebody went
TO Germany and people asked him
when he come back how was the
weather there. he didn't say: Unless
they was putting one over on me, 81
was showing y'undsrstand. but to-
day It's different Nobody has no
confidencs in the Germans nowadays
In fact. even the Germans themselves
Is losing confidence IN them Take
Berlin, for instance, and every week
the Spartacist or Red government has
got the support OF the people from
$3.50 g. n. Tuesday until D. N. Thurs
TO lose confidence IN them 50 that BY
$3.50 g. m Friday the Coalition or yell I
low government comes into power.
The Coalition or yellow govern /
meut then keeps the confidence Of the /
people until Sunday midnight when. /
night Ersat delicatesgen supper the 4
Germans starts In to suspect that ev-
erything amt right with the Yellow /
government neither, 50 back they 90
TO the Red government, and they seize
police headquarters, the bureau OF as
IN the office Of the deputy commits
sioner OF water supply, gas and cleo
tricity, and that's the way Il goes"
les q funny thing 60 ne why them
colorsd German governments always
starts IN q revolution by Bsizing po-
lice headquarters, GaWruss." Abe COM
meutsd.
The German Finance Method.
That's the way they finance the K
reTolutions" Norris replied, because
understand that the night life IN /,
Berlin has been going on the same as
usual, revolution or no revolution, L
Abe. which bet yer that As soon as
the new chief OF police Is appointed BY
he Red or Yellow government, as the K
Ease may be. he doesn't waste no time {
bit he rightaWay sends cut plain
clothes men to the proprietors OF them Z
Berlin all-night restaurants with pos (
tive Instructions to close all restau- {
-ants at II sharp and not to sccept Z
nothing 5ut gold coin Of the present I
Itaudard OF weight and fineness." Z
And yet Il used to be thought that
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

from Is TO IS. $500 to 5000 a day. In
other words, a half grown child eats
as much or more, than a grown per-
son.
Now, how much a grown woman re-
quires depends upon her work. II
she does nothing much. she'll need
1900 or less; II she has some POSI-
ton like typing or bookkeeping, she'll
need from 1000 to $500; II she does
her own homework. perhaps as much
as $500. II she does hard work-phy-
steal work-she may need as much as
5000 calOries a day.
OF course. II she Is overweight. she
should eat considerably less than this
amount, and II she Is too thin, she
should eat more. But how to do this,
1 must tell another day.
Questions and Answers.
Beatrice Massage with a piece
OF ice for ten minutes a day TO reduce
a double chin"
4 Reader-H you keep the chud'sI
hair clean and be careful that abe
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

TIE Sun and Neptune are in benefic
l aspect according to astrology, but
Saturn. Jupietr and Mars are adverse
The new Noon OF this date Is the
NeomenIa, or new Moon OF the year. It
falls IN the fifth house with Saturn
eliminating. but IN trine TO Mercury
and Mars in the sixth house
Jupiter IS on the cusp OF the ninth
house. Venus IN the seventh and
Uranus in the fourth.
The seers declare that there viii be
a great deal OF agitation concerning
the army and navy. postoffice and
railways
The revenue VIII prove adequate.
but the stars viii continue TO en-
courage waste OF public money. It IS
foretold.
Uranus Is not promising for agri-
culture, for unfavOrabls weather is IN
dicated-
The lunation Is exceedingly fortu-
nate for children and for those who
conduct places OF amusement
Again danger OF an epidemic OF an
eruptive disease Is foreshadowed and
Increase OF insanity Is indicated.
Trade unions are subject to = d.
rcetion OF the stars making for
growth IN strength and in numbers
venus IS IN a place that toreshadoWs
many weddings. especially where per
sons OF note are concerned An army
officer OF high rank viii be married.
Losses IN navigation are fore
Swallowed and heavy storms are to be
expected.
This day should be favorable 20 all
who seek employment and 70 those
who apply for advantageous trans
fers or promotions.
Commerce comes under q rule prom
ising vast benefits and great gains
for the merchant marine OF the United
States
Persons whose birthdate It Is have
the augury OF changes and possible
losses Speculation viii be unluciry.
The young will court and marry.
Children born on this day may be
clever gifted and Industrious. but in
clined to be extravagant and careless
IN money matters.-Copyright 1913,
BY the Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29
SUNDAY, MARCH 80, 100.

THIS IS an unimportant rule OF the
1 planets. according to astrology.
for all the stars are feeble IN their
sway.
Mars IS IN a place that seems to
promise freedom and good fortune
for soldierL
The conditions are most favorable
for physicians and AL who work for
the bstterment OF humanity.
Churches viii extend their work,
as has been often predicted. but
progress will be slow and there viii
be many conflicts OF opinion.
All the signs seem to indicate that
the old forces OF humanity will pro-
test strongly against progress. They
VIII be given the power OF despera-
ton but will not succeed.
Great power will be brought to bear
to overcome prohibition and woman
suffrage. which will be discussed con-
stantiy IN the next few weeks, but
progress viii not be overcome.
The fame OF = preacher who viii
prove himself an organizer as well as
an orator IS prognosticated-
Neptune Is likely to affect sensi-
tive persons at this time. doubt,
worry and uncertainty being pro-
duced
The king OF Greece is subject to the
most disturbing sway, for he has the
Sun IN conjunction with Mercury,
with Mars IN square to his Jupiter.
An attempt may be made on his life
and he will not remain on a throne
through his entire life, the seers de-
clare.
Persons whose birthdate It Is have
the augury OF a quiet year with little
that Is disturbing. but domestic az
fairs may not be altogether satisfact-
DRY.
Children born on thise days may be
high strung and careless These sub
jects OF Aries are likely to have IN
eventful nves.-COpyrigh 1913, BY
the Mcclure Newspaper Syndicats.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

initiate the kaiser, y'understand.
Amt even dreamf Of IN German
prison campo YETI
i see you stiu feel sore about get
ting f-ned $3.50 for driving like a ma
summer. Abe" Norris COM
mentsd.
7 feel or how I don't feel
aims nothing to do with Il, Mawruss. -
Ale retorted And furthermore.
Aawrusss any motorcycle policeman
which has got the nerve to swear that
he could tell inside OF two miles an
hour how fast anybody IS driving, IN
derstand ne. 70 guilty OF perjury on
the face Of Il. which I told tbs Judge:
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

doesn't come near children who have
vermin IN their heads. you won't have
70 worry. The stuff you've been using
and the frequent washinEs. Is the
cause OF the dryness and dandruff
Don't use kerosene. unless you have
found nits- Use vaseline on a hair
tonic, shampoo every two or three
weeks
Babe-Ice messages are also GOOD
to reduce a large bust They dry up
the fatty tissue under the skin.
=
lnez-Try other astringents II you
cannot get Ice.
Steady Reader-A properly done
FACIAL massage viii not hurt anyone.
II the skin is given extra good care
now, Il viii keep It's look OF youth and
health that much further In life
Mrs D. R-The way to remove nits
was given the other day-ths ksro-
sens and vinegar treatment
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

md the other German prison camp
wasn't even new beginners IN the ar
II making prisoners feel cheap.
@Tou take one Of these here
traffic court magistrates which
has had years Of experience bawl-
ing out respectable HltsonH who
has got the misfortune to own uu-
tomObIes, Mawruss, and what
such a TELLER wouldn't do to hu-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

Judge, your honor says, admit I
was going fast says. but"
American Punishment Galore.
Excuse me-" Morris interrupted.
but I thought you was talking about
how to punish the kaiser amt Il.
which while I admit you got some
pretty good ideas on the subject. Abe.
still at the same time there IS plenty
OF ways that the kaiser could get nun
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29
b MONTAGUE GLASS.

ltee Is going to sentence Won Tripitz to
six months at Monte Carlo, while Lu-
cendOrff will probably be confined 70
a Ritz hotel eight hours a day for the
rest Of his natural lifs," Abe sug-
gested.
asThe committee claims mott
Morris replied cit seems that the
kniHer's ministers-lil<e Won Tir-
pits and LudendOrff-is going to
get what f. coming to them on the
grounds that they are guilty Of
violations Of international law
and nin't got no relations among
the royal families OF England or
Italy,
but why not bring the whole feet
over to America had let the authori-
ties dispose OF them there?" Abe IN
quired.
Leave Him to Our Detectives.
The kaiser would be just as much
a martyr II he was sentenced IN
America as IN Europe" Morris re-
piled.
who says anything about sentenc-
ing him7" Abe demanded. All Il
would be necessary to do would be to
swear out a warrant against him and
leave the rest to a couple Of city de-
tecatives, which naturally when them
fellers would tell him to come along
with them, the kaiser would techni-
cally resist the arrest by asking what
for.
seThis would mean at the very
least ten stitches In his scalp,
MaWruss, not reckoning q couple
Of broken ribs or so when the
finger prints was taken, and while
IL wouldn't be only a starter In
the way OF punishment, he would
anyhow find out that looking at
II through a high power telescope
while aittinE in a hombprOof
limousine six miles away Il abso-
lufely something else again
Later on. Mawruss, when a poles
court lawyer visited him in his cell
after the kaiser had lunched on bread
ana water and the police, court lawyer
on what used TO be called hoenigs-
burger Klops and is now known as
Liberty Roast understand ne. the
kaiser would get just an inklinE OF
what Il means to be caught IN q gas
attack without a gas mask
The Way OF the Police.
You talk like you would got q 1T
lie experience IN the way OF sitting
n prison yourself, Abe" Norris COM
nented
Il am giving you what practically
happened to feller By the name OF In
nerglicks which was arrested by mis-
axe on account the police thought he |
ooked like an Italian who was wanted |
or barrel murder, MaWruas," Abe ex-
claimed, and II the police behaves /
his way to q perfect stranger which 1
8 innocent at that, 1GaWrusa, you
Ould imagine what them felierr 1
you'd do to a wen known guilty party /
Ike the kaiser. But that's neither I
lere nor there, Mawruss. What 7 an \
rying to do Is to work out a punish
nent proposition for the kaiser which 1
would get by with such a sensitive
lunch as this here COMMITTEES to place
seems to be-
Go ahead and have a good time
With your pipe dream. Abe" Morris
aid You couldn't make me feel bad
10 matter what happens to the kaiser
4 your Imagination
In a Speed Cops Court.
We'll" Abe continued, after he Is
trough with trying to get rid OF the
.olice court lawyer, Mayruss, ne
houlc ought TO be brought before the
magistrate IN traffic court, yunder-
tand, and should be accused Of driv-
1g at the rate Of 20 miles an hour,
rhich IS two miles past the legal speed /
init and then he would find out that
III than q ants -
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

Canadian employment authorities
claim that a domestic receiving $50 a
month Is getting as much as the girl
In an Office who receives SIS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-03-29

Wen" Abe Continued, after he 3
through with trying to get rid OF the
police court lawyer, Mayruss, ne
should ought TO be brought before the
magistrate IN q traffic court, y'under-
stand, and should be accused Of driv-
ing at the rate OF 20 miles an hour,
which is two miles past the legal speed
limit, and then he would find OUT that
all them commandants OF RahIsbeul