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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

} tria is IN just so good q position TO
accept or not accept their punishment
as any other defendant would be
after he has had his pedigree taken
and is handcuffed TO the deputy sher-
IF with the Black Maria backed up
against the curb. understand"
We'll. 1 suppose must OF lost
thousands Of dollars serving on juries
in my time. Mawruss," Abe said. and
L would have lost thousands more II
every prisoner would of behaved the
way Germany and Austria has since
the Judge asked them II they had any
thing to say why sentence should
ought to be passed on them Evident
" they must Of thought 1t was up to
them to make regular after dinner
speeches, leaving out only the once
there was an Irishman story"
And even that amt been left out"
Morris said, which 1 see the United
States senate has passed a resolution
that they are in favor the peace con-
ference should hear what the dele
gate from the new Irish republic as
got to say"
is Ireland a republic now7' Abe
asked.
ITS anyhow as much Of a republic
as the Rhenish republic is a republic
or the kingdom OF Hedjaz is a king
DOM" Morris continued, (which the
American delegates let them Hedjaz
have their say. Abe. and II the HEIDI
american vote Inquired very strong IN
the last presidential election or the
Hedj-American subscribers to the vic
tory loan represented as much as
-000000001 percent OF the total amount
raised. the newspapers kept II pretty
quiet. Abe. So. therefore. Abe. leav-
ing out OF the question altogether that
a very big percentage OF the highest
grade citizens which we've got in this
country is irish by ancestry and
brains. Abe, why shouldn't the Irish
have their say before the peace con-
ference2"
For one thing" Abe said. ~the dele
gates to the peace conference Is al
ready pretty well acquainted with
what them Irishmen would tell them.
unless them delegates IS deaf. dumb
and blind"
That's all right. Abe. but a good
argument was never the worse for
being repeated" Morris concluded in
especially when Il comes from people
which has given Us not only good ar
guments during the past four years.
but service. blood and money. An 7
right or wrong 7''-Copyrigh 1913, by
the Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

TO ne that amt no mystery at all.
Abe" Morris said. The chances is
that them New York interests, what
ever they may be, Abe. and I got my
suspicious. Abe. simply seen in it the
Saturday edition OF one OF the New
York papers which makes a specially
Of book advertising, an advertisement
reading;
THE PEACE TERMS
Read About Them
In this stirring, hearttOuchfnE
romance. Get IL, begin il, you'll
read every word and wish there
was more.
Would it be worth while TO risk
the happiness OF all future time
for the sake Of four years OF for
hidden pleasures With the frank
ness characteristic Of him, WILL
lam w. Wilson in his latest work
tells what happens-ecOnomica
and spirffunIly-to the nation
who tried II.
THE PEACE TEAMS
by
William W. Wilson
Author Of "A Thousand Snappy
Substitutes for May I Not" etc
80 illustrations. 800 pages. $3.50 net
30 Illustrations. 800 pages.
$3.50 Net
At All Bookstores.
80 the New York interests give the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

else serch the body for packages. Z"
Norris declared.
TO tell you the truth, Mawruss,
think the reason why them anarchists
which explode bombs is never discov-
cred, understand. amt Up 10 the
police at ali but to the contractor
which cleans Up the scene Of the ex-
plosion." Abe said. IF he would only
instruct his Workmen TO sift the rub
bish before they cart II away. they
might anyhow find a collar button OF
something. because next to windows.
Mawruis. the most breakage caused
by anarchists bomb explosions is to
anarchists"
still there must be q lot OF CON-
paratively uninjured anarchists hang
ing around-anarchists with only a
thumb or SO missing which the police
would be able to find II they really
and truly used a little Eumption. Abe
Morris said ALSO II they would
keep their ears open. there must be
lots OF noises which now passes for
gas range trouble and which II in
yestigated while the experimenter was
still in the dancing and hand Tipping
stage Of his agony. Abe, might bring
to light some Of the leading spirits
IN the chemical branch Of the Ameri-
can anarchists. Then. Of course. there
is the other noises which sounds ike
gas range troubles, and which on in
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

z Z adams observation-disclosures.
] Zero Peck and his second wife have
separated Mrs Peck alleges the sep
aration was due tc Zero's drinking 50
much mean liquor. willis he claims he
left her on account OF her continue 81
nagging and scolding Al him
The postmaster went fishing for The
first time this season one day this
week The weather has been so that
he could have gone earlier. but he
wanted 10 wait for the fish 70 get
larger
Zero Peck's cellar was filled almost
full Of water by the heavy rain the
other night. A good many people
went over 70 see Zero's cellar once
with something IN It
Zeke Moseley. in a trade with the
Gypsy horse trader, got hold Of a horse
animal that has already eaten most OF
his stable and all the through %eke
IS now engaged in building him 4
sheet iron stable. He thinks i Wiz
not be 50 palatabie-
Moses N@theusla quickly let go OF
a sneaky skunk in his chicken coop
last night when he reached through
a hole and seized what he thought
was Lum Allsop's whiskerz
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

"no you ike strawberry shortcake
u Uncle wiggily?" asked Nurse
Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady
housekeeper OF the bunny rabbit gen.
tleman. one morning.
7 am very. very fond OF strawberry
shortcake," answered Mr.. Longears.
In fact. I could eat a slice right now.
Please bring It in. Nurse Jane"
ooh, I haven't any now laughed
the muskrat lady. 7 was going to
say that. II you wanted some, and
would 90 off in the woods in your
auto and bring me back some straw
berries. I'd make the cake
TN do IT." cried Uncle WIggily. 81
was very lucky in finding blackber-
ries. red raspberries. and, with the
help OF Johnnie and Billie Bushytail.
found the huckleberrles. Now I'll
try to find some Strawberries III go
look for theml"
No sooner said than done. sprink-
sausage tires Of his auto and taking
hold OF the turnip steering wheel.
Uncle Wiggily started off over the
fields and through the woods he rode,
looking on all sides for some straw
berries 50 Nurse Jane could make a
shorteake.
1And hope she doesn't make It so
short that there viii be none left for
breakfast" Uncle Wiggily thought to
himself.
But, look as he did, there seemed
to be no strawberries growing IN the
woods. and the rabbit gentleman was
feeling quite badly. when. all OF a
sudden. he saw a little ladybug flying
along.
Dear ladybuE." spoke Uncle Wig
gily. with d low and polite bow OF
his tall silk hat. could you tell me
where the Strawberries grown"
Yes" answered the red spotted
bug, 7 can II you viii ride until
you get out Of the woods. and come
TO field. there you VIII see many
strawberries growing They belong
to Uncle Butter. the goat gentleman.
and I heard that they were just ripe
for picking now. In fact. many Of
the animal children are helping Uncle
Butter pick the Strawberries You
may get some mere"
"Oh, I'm sure I VIII. thank you
very much" said Uncle Wiggily 20
teh lady bug. Uncle Butter. the goat.
is a friend OF mine. Hen give me
some strawberries he added
Then Uncle Wiggily started off IN
his auto once more as the lady bug
flew away. Just as the rabbit gen.
tleman was coming to the end OF the
woods and saw ahead Of him a big
field. where the Strawberries grew.
something happened. And what hap
pened was that out from behind a
tree popped the bad old Boozup. Now
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28
HOG WALLOW NE VS.
Dunk Bolts, Regular Correspondent

=lnunIluiIii 'riluIuHun Copyr-S1ted--
ZERO PECK will not be able to
L make a crop this year on account
OF a few horse trades he made in the
early spring.
Since the postoffice department sent
out warnings OF anarchists sending
bombs proniscuously through the
mails. the Hogville postmaster has
been throwing all packages not plain
" directed into Bear creek. Miss
Lydia Z Peck. who has been expect
ing a pair OF shoes from a Chicago
concern for several days. is a great
annoyance TO the postmaster now.
Zeke Moseley went squirrel hunting
yesterday, taking his dou5le-barrel
Misunderstanding shotgun he did not
have any luck His gun seemed to
shoot loud enough. but not far enough
While Miss Petunia Belcher was
getting ready TO buy Something at
Bill Smothers' grocery yesterday. Yam
Barlow made her very mad BY walk
ing on her feet He quickly apollo
gized and said he'd go round next
time.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

things like having in the possession
Z bottle Of schnapps. MawruSs. or
smoking paper cigarets in the second
degree, or against the peace and dig
nifty Of the people OF the state of KAN
sas or Virginia and the statute in such
case made and provided. leaving a
bottle OF near beer uncorked on the
window sill until il worked itself into
a condition Of being fermented or in
toxicating liquor under section 6, sub
section OBJ Of the said act, y'under-
stand, It is surprising to me that the
police didn't by accident gather in
any how one of them anarchists. Nav
russ" Abe said. because after all.
Mawruss, it can't be that only respect
able people violate all them prohibi-
ton, anti cigaret and anti speeding
laws. and that outside OF dropping
bombs, anarchists is otherwise law
abiding"
Arrests by Accident.
at the. same time. Abe, I couldn't
help feeling sorry for a policeman
who would arrest an anarchist by
accident-especially If he didn't carry
any accident insurance. because the
only way to avoid accidents in arrest
ing anarchists is to take A good aim
at a safe distnce, and let somebody
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28
For Summer Day And EUeni1lg
The Latest Models in Hats Show the Skill Of the American DESIGNER
The Latest Models in Hat

Below is an exquisite
evening coat of gold fab
ric and green ostrich,
set off by the sweeping,
graceful hat of green
satin and Chantilly lace,
with a line of jet and a
black bird of paradise
on the brim.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

Chairman Henry P Davidson OF the
Red Cross. just returned from Eu-
rope. says: 7 would not give q damn
for all the peace treaties in the world
II something was not done to relieve
the incredible. the unbelievable dis
tress that exists IN the world tday."
From Leslie's
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28
By DUNK Bolts.

THERE appeared to be quite a dis
turbance at the home of Sim Film
ders on the Gander creek road day be-
fore yesterday, and the deputy con-
stable was about to go to the scene,
when it developed that Sim was beat
ing none other than the parlor carpet.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

artist, is yet undecided, but he fears
he viii either have to work faster OF
raise the price.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

The league Of nations Is n good deal
Ike religion as far rs discussion is
concerned. You can hold up quite a
conversation and not know what you
are talking about IN the same way
you can ready wordy. high sounding
columns. and not understand what YOU
are reading about OF course. there
must be 4 favored few who do know
what Il IS all about. and perhaps the
people who write all about the con-
ference. using glib. uninteliigible
phrases. know what they mean. any
way there aren't many people able
to contradict them.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

SHE Kildew says if a person would
set down all the things he thinks about
while shaving himself, he would soon
have a book full.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

Do you know that out OF every 100
women in the United States "A marry ?
That's a pretty good average, and
encouraging at least. It is to be won-
dered II the other % are suffragets
or conscientious objectors.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

Is there a doubt in your mind about
the progress we are making toward
a more humane existence? Don't
misunderstood me. I don't mean the
kind Of humanity that is discussed in
schools; the kind that deals with
abusive treatment Of cats and dogs
and other dumb. though sensitive.
creatures. mean the more refined.
humane treatment that deals with
human nature as well as human flesh
Do YOU know that during the month
OF May. statistics have il. that only
646 accidents 10 employees. rs COM
pared with 1875 during the same
month last year. occurred. That is a
reduction OF 56 percent Not bad. IS
10?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

The poetry Of Spring
time lives in this hat Of
lavender georgette fac
ing and little lavender
roses, partly hidden in
the transparent white
silk braid and lavender
bow.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

Dock Hooks. our efficient tonsorial
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

There has always been an adage
about the certainty OF death and
taxes Not mentioning death, there
seems to be more certainty about the
taxes than ever before. There seems
no hope Of evading taxes Whether
you are the capitalist paying a paltry
thousand or two or the thirsty little
fellow hunting among his marbles
and nails and things for the penny to
pay the tax on his ice cream soda. or
whether or not you are bothered with
luxury taxes. YOU can't dodge tax
burdens now Even the statesmen
must be taxing their brains thinking
up new and unheard OF taxes.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

Such a great to do was made over
suffrage a few weeks ago. Fond
husbands were driven TO distraction
by the electioneering Of their wives.
and happy homes were almost
wrecked. Women must have their
rights Womanlike. though. after they
have what they want they don't want
It any more. In the reeenr primary
elections in Texas. out Of 100000
women Of Notable age. only 1000 paid
their poll tax in expectation OF voting.
Either lack Of finance or enthusi-
asm.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28
Tween You
An Me
By ANN BLEsENER

Just between you and me the youth
OF today escape a great deal. even
though they think they miss = lot. by
the Safe and Sane Fourth OF July
idea The MANNED or blinded victim
Of a Fourth Of July celebration suffers
no less than the victim Of an enemy
bomb. Who would think Of buying
baby a bomb? lam sure you wouldn't
Yet you hear and see FOND parents
bpying their children explosives Of
every description for their amusement.
A misdireeted sense OF amusement. to
say the least.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-06-28

wei. in . way you can't blame the
police for not catching them bomb
throwers. Abe" Norris said They've
been so busy arresting people for vio-
lations OF the automobile and traffic
laws that thew amt hardly got time
for nothing else. so you see what a
pipe Il IS for criminals. Abe. All
they have got to do Is 10 keep out Of
automobiles and stick TO street cars
and they can rob. murder and explode
bombs. and the nolice would never
trouble them at all"
But considering the number OF peo-
ole which gets arrested every day for
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-01-03
SALE SPECIALS

Fibre Silk Sweaters. in
>olorS, broken sizes. Reg
1lar $3.50 values. Sale
price ..r....... S5.59
FlanneIette Kimonos. in
several patterns. Worth
$3.50. Sale price. SITS
Flannelette Dressing
SacqueS, in colorS. S1.25
values at ........ .S1.00
Saline Petticoats in col
orS. $1.95 value. Sale
price .........S $50
White Silk Baby Bon
nets, slightly unused from
handling. Your choice at
Half Price.
Mems Blue Chambray
Work Shirts, not all sizes.
Special at .89c
Nurse Stripe Bingham,
27-inch. Very special, at
yard .........s.,... Z9c
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-01-03
EVERY |ND|ANIAN
CAVE l04 POUNDS
Chicago Stock Yards Issue In
tereSting Reports on Meat
Sent to A. E. F.

Astonishing figures issued today az
the Chicago stock yards show that.
II the people of Indiana should re-
ceive a quantity OF beef and pork
products equivalent 70 that furnishe5
by the United States during the last
calendar month OF the great war to
the American eXpeditionary forces
the allies. the Belgian relief and
American Red Cross, every person in
the state would have approximately
104 pounds OF meat and meat prod
uCts.
This comparison suggests the ire
mendous contribution made 10 the
war and 20 humanity by the Amer.
can consuming public, American
farmers and American industry.
Statistics covering in detail all bu,
the last Il days OF the war are now
available. They indicate that the ex-
ports of meat and meat products IN
the American expeditionary forces.
Belgian relief allies and neutrals
from Aug. I. 1914. 20 Nov. Il. 1913.
Appropriated s.0oO.0oo.oOO pounds.
The October exports 20 the 4. z
r. Belgian relief. allies and Ameri
can Red Cross were as follows:
Pork Products.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-01-03
AhrensMonarcho of
Avalon Crotto

Election Of officers took place las;
night at the Avalon Grotto No. as.
NJ. o V. P. e. r.. in the Masonic
temple club rooms. A regular bust
ness meeting was held during which.
the yearly report was held. One
candidate was obligated.
The election resulted as follows:
Peter z. Ahrens, monarch: John Z
DeHaven. chief justice; James z
Bate. master OF ceremonies; r. II
Singer, treasurer; D. G. Raymond.
secretary. The venerable prophet
was yelled.
Avalon Grotto Is in good hnanci9
shape, after passing through year
of depression caused by the war. Il
is planning TO hold a big ceremonial
in the month Of March.
D. J. Farneman was compliment
ed for services rendered during his
term OF office. He retired last nigh.
as monarch.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-01-03
VETERAN EMPL0YE OF
BIROSELl co. IS FOUND
UNCONSCIOUS AT PLANT

Charles Brown, aged so. of 21i
Lincoln Way f. was found in the
woodwork room Of the BirdseH Mfg
co. at 10 O'Clock last night by Off
GERS Tholapder and Keller. The man
was hudjled UP in one corner Of
the room when found. and officer
Tholander. who took his pulse, rn-
ported that life was almost extinct.
Brown is employed at the Birdsell
Mfg. Co. He finishes his work each
day at o'clock and goes homo
Yesterday he failed TO come home
at the usual time and his wife.
thinking that he had stopped 10 visit
some friends on his way home.
paid little attention to the matter.
About o'clock she became anX-
ious about him and called up several
friends. none of whom knew any
thing OF his whereabouts. Then she
became alarmed and called up
Night Waterman Rexstrew, Of Bird
sells. asking him if he had quit
work NJ four He thought that hC
had, but at the same time decided
10 investigate. Rexstrew then called
police station, asking that an officer
he sent out 20 assist him in the
search.
Sergt. Zgodzinski dispatched Min
ute Men Tholander and Keller ~
the factory. where they searched al
most every room before finding the
aged man. The room was unheatei.
and Mr.. Browns hands and limbs
were almost numb.
The officers carried him TO the
factory Office, from where they sent
hurry call for the city ambulance.
officers Laskowski and Van Duser
responded in a few moments TO tho
call In the meantime Mrs. Brown
had been informed by phone. and
she had left instructions 10 brinE
Ter husband home. He was taken
home at once where DR.. Harry ".
Holman attended the man and
diagnosed the case as acute indiges-
ton. Mr. Brown has been troubled
With this for some time.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-01-03
...146,4O2.443
Beef Products.
HERBERT TRIGGER Is
GASSED. SAYS LATEST
REPORT TO PARENTS

Word has been received by Mr..
and Mrs Andrew ]. Troeger from,
their son Herbert. saying that he
was gassed Oct. 10 Shortly before
the receipt OF the letter a telegram
was received saying that he had
been severely wounded on that date
Pvt. Troeger enlisted in Chicago
in August, 1917, and was immediate
y sent 10 Camp Houston. Tex.
where he remained until he was sent
overseas on May %. 1918.
In letters 10 his parents ne told
OF going over the top three times.
He has a twin brother. Harold.
who is also in a hospital in France
and his mother thinks IL may b,
possible that a mistake has been
made and that II is he that has
been wounded.
Another son. Edgar. Is in the army
OF occupation and Is now in Luxem-
bourg, Germany.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-01-03
ALL NUT CLUB
IN SESSION HERE
Statesmen of Lee Co. Present
Local Manager With
Gold Watch.

Statesmen OF the II. d. Lee Mer-
camille company. members OF the
Union-All Nut club. who are hold
ing a. three days convention at the
oliver hotel. will go 10 the factory
for lunch today and receive their
new 1919 samples copta lining 30 new
models. j. w Chilos. sales man
ager for the South Berd plant. will
talk on the general plans for hand
ling the sales department and meth
DDS endorsed by the Lee company
in their selling campaign.
The second day of the convention
viii go down in history among the
sales force as a record breaker.
such feeling of goodwill and en-
thusiasm was never demonstrated
at their meetings before. All mem
bers OF the sales force claim the re-
suits OF their efforts for 1918 justify
this expression OF satisfaction. More
than five and a half million garments
were sold during 1918. OF these the
government took 100000. The
South Bend branch Of the Lee Mer-
camille company was established in
September, 1916, and at the present
time bears the distinction Of being
the largest work garment producing
concern in the world.
J. W. Childs was presented with q
gold watch. chain and charm by the
members OF the Union-All Nut club.
The presentation speech was made
L ~ lie "a II
IL was a gift greatly appreciated.
coming as il did from the men who
started with the Lee company in
South Bend a little over two years
ago. and have been instrumental in
bringing IL 10 it's present success.
Judge Wallace j. Ferry OF Kansas
City, Mo-, advertising manager or
the Lee company, spoke Thursday
morning on advertising, and out
lined the advertising campaign to
be used in 1919.
Following the u o'clock lunch.
con ]. w. Rice of Kansas City. gen
eral sales manager, spoke on The
Big Idea" Mr.. Rice stated that the
purchases made by the government
during the past year will have a
wonderful effect on the future COM
mercial business.
George r. Cowden Of Kansas City
general manager of the Lee COM
pany. expressed great pleasure a.
the work Of the South Bend sales
force and was greatly pleased at the
feeling of good fellowship existing
among them. He said: Where a
spirit of this kind exists It can mean
nothing but success"
Other speakers of the afternoon
were o. r. Kratz, general factory
manager; r. r. Gerber. factory
manager of the South Bend plant.
Shortly after noon the members
Of the sales force and the general
officers had a group photographs
taken on the steps OF the court
house.
Mr.. Cowden and the other general
officers left last night for Trenton
y. j.. TO attend similar convention
that convenes today. The Lee COM
pany is operating four plants. gen.
eral Offices and plant at Kansas
City. Mo-: a plant at Kansas City.
the South Bend plant. The South
Bend sales force covers all the ter
ritory east Of the Mississippi EXCEPT
the New England states. which is
cared for by the Trenton plant.
Today will close the second an
nual convention and at the session
today the convention will adjourn
and the men will leave for their ter
ritory and be ready 10 begin work
Jan. S. 1919.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-01-03
JUDGE MONTGOMERY
GETS WORKOUT HIS
FIRST DAY ON BENCH

Judge Chester r. Montgomery OF
superior court. who assumed active
duties yesterday, opened court a
9 a m, and continued TIL 1890 p
m. which Is a record breaker for
the first day on the bench.
The case being tried was that or
Frank NJ Case, et al. vs.. John W.
Paxson. in which the plaintiff
sought 20 cancel certain issues oc
the stock OF a Mishawaka coal and
lumber company.
After a long legal debate the case
was taken under Amusement until
today.