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Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

Ben Darrah, VIM Newman, w. w
Gwin, and w. H Jackson are all in
Boise this week attending the doings
OF the Shriners.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

r. E Reed. agent for the Oldsmobile
cars, returned Wednesday from a brief
visit TO Bellevue. He reports a rushing
business in the sale OF cars.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

Sam AcNary. of Bellevue. passed
through Shoshone Wednesday on his
way home from Omaha where he had
been with s. shipment or cattle.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

w. L. Nc Coy, Auctioneer, oooding,
write or phone 1853
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

Guy Eddy OF Dietrich has accepted a
position with the Grocery department
OF Stockgrowers Mere. Co.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

Miss Mabel Edholm, who is teaching
in American Falls is in Shoshone 10
spend the week end with her sister,
Edna
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

Mrs. Della Rhodes left for Hagerman
Thursday where she will visit for a
few days with her sister. Mrs. A H.
Thompson.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

Mrs. John Hunter was in from the
ranch Monday.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

Miss Inez Oyiatt returned from
Gooding Sunday. after spending the
week with her sister. Mrs. Taylor OF
that place.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

J. o. Baker is in Boise this week at
tending the Shriners meeting and see
ing the flying circus.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18
LOCAL AND PERSONAL NEWS

DR.. Zeller spent few days in town
this week. Doc just will hang around.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

Miss Ava Mcmahon Of Richfieid
spent Monday in Shoshone.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

There will be q dance at the Marley
School house Saturday night, Aprii' -.
Everybody invited.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

Mr.. and Mrs. Wyatt. OF the North
Shoshone tract, spent Thursday in
Shoshone.
Aesdams Joy and Cantrell. OF Dietrich,
were shopping in Shoshone Thursday
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18
Seed oats, at CT. eOrden's

Leon Garlock and family have moved
TO the Baltimore property he recently
purchased.
Attorney Padgam of Gooding tran
sacted official business in -Shoshone
Wednesday.
/ Mrs Henry Hall of Jerome passed
through Shoshone TO visit her ranch on
the north Shoshone tract Monday.
New Spring Millinery coming ans
going every day at The Morse Store.
Mrs. Schneider returned home Tues
day evening after months visit with
the home folks at Blackfoot.
Mrs Yaden went to Hagerman Sun
] day for brief visit TO her daughter,
Mrs A II. Thompson returning Wed.
DIR. Lincoln Shute spoke at the
| Methodist church Thursday evening
The subject was World Recon
struction".
4 W. l.. VIC wy ~
| write or phone 1853
Ben Darrah, VIM. Newman, w. w.
Gwin, and w. H Jackson are all in
Boise this week attending the doings
of the Shriners.
Mrs. Della Rhodes left for Hagerman
Thursday where she will visit for
few days with her sister. Mrs. A II.
Thompson.
Miss Inez Oviatt returned from
Gooding Sunday. after spending the
week with her sister. Mrs. Taylor Of
that place.
Miss Mabel Edholm, who is teaching
in American Falls Is in Shoshone TO
spend the week end with her sister,
Edna
Beautiful new dresses, in Georxette
Satin and Taffeta, also serge at prices
that are not duplicated by others.
The Morse Store,
Richard II. Phillips OF Boise spent
few days in Shoshone this week OF |
his way home from France. where he |
saw ie months service with the end |
Engineers of the End Division
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

w. L. Nc Coy, Auctioneer, Cooling
write or phone 1853
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18


~ Store
w. L. Nc Coy, Auctioneer, Cooling
write or phone 153
-sPuoa HIo3olh kna-
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
The great benefit derived from the
use of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
has been gratefully acknowledged by
many, Mrs. Benjamin F. Blackeney
Decatuer, III. writes Chamberlains
Cough Remedy is by far the best med
icile for colds and coughs we have
ever used in our family. gave it to
my children when small for Group and
have taken it myself.
Buy Victory Bonds
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Anderson
mo, ored 20 Jerof,e Monday evening
Mrs. Cameron. Of Carey. was shop
ping in Shoshone Thursday.
The Shoshone o. z. 5. turned out
enmasse Monday evening and visited
their neighboring chapter at Jerome.
Mrs. Ryan, from the North Shoshonie
tract was visiting in Shoshone We'd
nesday.
Mrs. Paul 81 Haddock went to Twin
Falls Saturday for visit with Mrs. E.
A. Walters,
Mrs Arentz entertained theEpis-
cophal Guild at her horae Wednesday
afternoon. A delicious luncheon was
served.
Mrs VIM. Martin. of Soldier. retur-
ned to her home Monday morning after.
spending a few days visiting her
daughter Miss Audry Martin.
Buy Victory Bonds
The Episcophal Guild will meet April
D n - W
A. L. Probart has moved his family
to Richfield on account OF his heing
employed at tn 1t place by the Idaho
Irrigation Company.
Hon. E. A. Walters was in Twin
Falls was in Shoshone this week on
business connected with the district
court
John Louckes. veteran sheepman OF
Bellevue was transacting business in
Shoshone this week.
Buy Victory Bonds
Mrs. Truman McMahon is spending a
few days with the home folks in Sho-
shone
Buy Victory Bonds
DIR. II. G. Baugh has had his ears
pass under the magic spell OF Julian
Churchill. the Cooling auto painter
and they come home looking like new
,ars.
The Bazaar given by the Ladies Aid I
'ociety Saturday afternoon was a very /
and pleasant affair. About |
$50 was realized for the society. All 1
1inds of cooked food was for sale also I
many beautiful Easter articles.
r. E. Reed. agent for the Oldsmobile /
airs. returned Wednesday from brief |
isit 10 Bellevue. He reports a rushing
BUSINESS in the sale OF cars.
]. o. Baker is in Boise this week at
ending the Shriners meeting and see
ag the flying circus.
Buy Victory Bonds
Mr. and Mrs. Wyatt. OF the North
hoshone tract, spent Thursday in
fesdams Joy and Cantrell OF Dietrich,
ERE shopping in Shoshone Thursday
Sam AcNary, of Bellevue. passed
trough ShoshoIe Wednesday on his
ay home from Omaha where he had
cen with a shipment OF cattle.
win Falls where she has ben placed
nder the care OF DR.. Boyd for treat
ent OF an injury TO her thigh.
VIM. Firebaugh was in from his
- I
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18

Mr.. and Mrs. Caraagie OF Dietrich
were shopping in Shoshone Monday.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-04-18
Seed oats. at CT. Rorden's

Mrs. Silas Afapes of Richfield was
in town Saturday evening.
The Raymer enterprise., 1919-09-18

LIN x4s4N
Mexican bandits held up the paymas
ter Of the Eseondido mine, fifteen
miles from Eagle Pass, Texas, In Mex.
leo, obtained $1,000 and fled In the
paymasters' automobile.
American aviators are forbidden to
fly across the International boundary
into Mexico under any circumstances
by orders issued from the headquar-
ters of Maj. Gen. Joseph T. Dickman,
commanding the border district.
Gen. AIyaro Obregon, formerly a
member Of Caranza's cabinet, and one
time candidate for the presidency OF
Mexico, has announced he would take
the field against the United States In
the event Of armed Intervention by the
United States
Liberty hall, built MS public meet
ing place In the new court house at III
Fas0 Is to be converted into a public
market as means of reducing the
high cost Of living. The big amphlthe
uter Is TO he equipped with stalls and
m outdoor market Will be operated by
the county authorities.
Clinging to the pilot Of Chesa.
peake & Chicago passenger train en-
gine, Frank j. Long, telegraph oper-
ator at Maiden. Ind, reached out and
pulled ii 4.year-old child to safety as
the train sped down the track The
train rushed hundred yards past he
place where the child had been play.
ing before 1t could be stopped.
Swallowing small piece OF tooth
pick was blessing In disguise fol
Donald Cuttings Of Sioux city. The
foothpick lodged in Cuttings throat
while he was at dinner recently. He
coughed violently, choked and nearly
strangled before the bit OF wood was
dislodged from his throat. Bur with ii,
removal, Cuttings voice, lost after q
gas attack during the st. Mihicl drive
had returned. Cuttings was gassed al
St. Mlhiel Sept. T. 1918 Since thai
time he had been forced TO speak only
In A husky whisper.
The Raymer enterprise., 1919-09-18
[ lFOREIGN

OF the $4,000 Serbian children sent
with the Serbian army in the 1915 re-
treat only 5000 survived, according to
Two British destroyers have been
sunk In the Baltic by mines with the
loss OF twenty lives, according to In
formation received.
japan is not planning to withdraw
troops from Siberia, according to an
official statement issued at the war Of.
fee In Toxic.
figures voiced by American Red Cross
workers and forwarded to national
headquarters. Most Of these returned
TO their homes TO find themselves or
phans, and the Red Cross is seeking TO
aid them by the establishment OF or.
rhanages
A news agency dispatch from
Cologne reported that more than two
hundred persons were injured and an
unknown number killed in munitions
explosion at Neuwied. near Coblenz.
Many buildings were said to have been
demolished.
To show that he is really patriot,
Prince Louis Of Bourbon, pretender 10
the French throne, has just entered
the butter trade In Paris. He says he
will fight profiteerng and II he can
reduce the cost Of butter he will feel
he has done his Bit for the people
An American company having a cap
ltal Of s100,0O0.OOO is being organized
In Poland to extend credits 10 Polish
cities so they may meet their necessi-
ties, especially for the construction OF
canals, water plants and hospitals, ac-
cording to the Vossische Zeitung OF
Berlin.
Extension OF relief activities in
western Russia and the Baltic prov
inces has resulted In the American
Red Cross increasing the appropriation
for its commission in that region from
s270o00 To 100000, 1t has been an
nounced. Both Esthonia and Lithu-
ania will benefit.
Alberta's wheat yield a few weeks
ago was estimated as being practically
negligible, but two weeks fairly steady
rains so improved thes ituation that
the yield Is conservatively estimated
at u ,9is, 900 bushels, while the yield OF
oats Is estimated at JG.22o,0nb, barley
1851, 900 and rye 10000 These fix.
ures are certain to be exceeded as the
thrcshing results are exceeding expec.
tatiunS
The Raymer enterprise., 1919-09-18
GENERAL

Figures have been complied showing
that upward Of SlS,o0O,ooo worth OF
automobiles were stolen last year
Johnny Dundee holds twelve
round decision over frankie Britt Of
New Bedford Dundee was Britt's
master in every round at Providence.
Two unmasked bandits robbed the
State Bank Of Chaisauqua county at
Wichita and escaped with $1,000 in
currency and Liberty bonds valued at
from $500 to $1,000.
\ bomb was found at the rear en-
trance to the federal building directly
under the window Of District Judge VI.
Il. Blanding's office at Lawton. Okla.
\ percussion cap was in place, but the
mechanism to explode 1t had not been
attached.
The House Of Commons Of Canada
assented without reservation to the
houses Of Parliament now have rati-
fled the treaty and notification to this
effect was forwarded Immediately to
the British government.
Twenty-nine lumber dealers and
eight ice cream dealers and manufac-
turers were charged, in indictments ne.
turned at Dayton. Ohio, by the Mont.
gomery county grand jury with viola
| tion of the Valentine antitrust act In
| operating In restraint Of trade and fix.
ing prices.
Two men were killed and six In
jured by the explosion OF a slx-lneh
| shell which was being unloaded from
a barge in the RariIan river at the
Raritan arsenal at Bonhamtown, \. j,
The ammunition on the barge was
being transferred 10 one of the maga'
zines. The victims Of the accident
all were civilian employees.
Burial Of the dead Mt Mobile, Ala,
on Sunday is punishable by fine OF
500 under city ordinance just
adopted. Passage of the ordinance
| was the result of a petition TO the city
commission by ministers, undertakes
and grave diggers.
Demobilizatlon of the navy has de-
murnIiZpd the Atlantic fleet SO far us
man power is concerned, il has been
| said at the Navy Department. Scores
Of hattlcships, cruisers, destroyers and
other vessels are moored at navy
| wards with crews SO greatly reduced
| that in many casts II is difficult, and
| in some eases impossible to keer
up steam. Only two battleships of the
! Atlantic fleet have anywhere near full
| crews.
IF anyone attempts TO raise the rel
flag Of anarchy in this country, shoot
| him on the spot" declared Clarendon
l., Adams, commander-in-chief OF the
G. A. r., In ending his annual ad.
dress OF the national encampment OF
the G. A. II. at Columbus, Ohio.
| Deafenng cheers, which fairly shook
Memorial hall, followed this declara.
ton OF the Grand Army chief. Allan.
| tic City has been selected for the 1870
annual encampment Of the G. A. II.
Babe" Ruth, famous slugger VI the
Boston Red Sox, hit out his twenty
sixth home run in the eighth inning OF
the first game between the Boston and
New York American league teams al
New York, thus breaking the season
record of twenty-five homers made by
Buck Freeman In 1899.
A shipment Of 10000 tons OF potash
from Germany to the United States,
said to be the first since 1914, has
been contracted for and ships provld
ed for It's transportation by Tarleton
Winchester, an official Of the United
States Shipping Board.
The Raymer enterprise., 1919-09-18
WASHINGTON

Unsuccessful In his hunt for home
in e0ngested Washington, the Rev. J.,
NJ. Powers, who recently went there
as the minister Of the Church of our
Father. has asked the district commits,
siouers for permission to pitch a tent
In Rock Creek park as II temporary
parsonage until apartments become va
cant and prices 20 down.
A report Of the commissioner of In.
ternal revenue shows that total inter.
raj revenue collections from all
sources for the year ended June 80
1919. aggregated s3,S39, ,950,6l2, an in
crease over 1918 of Sl45, ,330,973. Total
collections from the country from In
come and excess profit taxes for 1915
amounted to s2,j96,0os, 100, as com.
pared with S2,s3o,027 .93s for 1918. a
decrease OF S2i3,0l9,235. The original
estimate OF receipts from thesf
sources for 1919 was si,T07 000, 900
but the revenue bill Of 1918 provided
for the payment Of these taxes, II III,
taxpayer so elected. in four equal in
stallments beginning with March II, or
the date of filing the return, and In
three subsequent installments due or
or before June II, Sept Is and
Dec. Il.
A balance Of s263.Ooo,Do0 is due the
United States from France as result
Of cooperative war activities. 1t In
cludes railroad equipment bought by
the French since the armlSticc.
Some Of the seized German liners
are to be retained permanently by tht
United States as Il part OF the army
transport corps, Chief Of Staff March
has told the House military commit.
tee.
Preparing for the return Of the rail-
roads to private control. Director Gen.
eral Hines ordered all roads 10 begin
an inventory Of supplies On hand as
Of Dec. 81, 1919, the date indicated by
tTfNltlfill W llNul III lllH dhNlfSN W
Congress as The termination OF govern
ment supervision.
General pershing has arrived in the
national capital and notified the gov
ernment, formally and in person. that
his task as eommander-in-chief Of the
American expeditionary forces in Eu-
rope had been successfully concluded
He was welcomed by Vice PresIden.
Marshall, speaking for President vii
son; Secretary Baker, General March,
chief Of staff, and delegation OF men
distinguished In public or private life
here.
Total collections of internal revenue
from all sources for the fiscal year
ended June 80, 1919. amounted to S3.-
$50, $50, goo, an increase OF Sl45,330,9OO
over 1918, Commissioner Roper esti-
mated. Income and excess profits tax
collections for 1919 amounted TO 81
596,O0S, 100, a decrease Of S2i3,0l0.200
over 1918.
An army of 10000 men is adequate
for the United States. Gen. Leonard
Wood declared before the Senate mill
tary affairs subcommittee. lie adyo-
Gated universal military training to ac-
company this regular force.
The Raymer enterprise., 1919-09-18
Pithy News Notes
From All Parts of
Colorado
western Newspaper Union News Service.

COMING EVENTS.
Phillips County Fair. Holyoke. Sept
24-27.
Saguache County Fair. Saguache. Sept
1920.
Colorado-New Mexico Fair. Durango
Sept. 1875
Colorado State Fair. Pueblo. Sept. ~.
"a.
Grand County Fair. Kremmling. Sept
25-2T
Crowley County Fair. Sugar City. Aug
27-2S
Inter Mountain Live Stock and Fair
Grand Junction, Sept 30 To Oct. 3.
Douglas County Fair. Castle Rock
Oct. -.
The Raymer enterprise., 1919-09-18
AN EPITOME OF
LATE live news
CONDENSED RECORD OF THE
PROGRESS OF EVENTS At
= HOME AND ABROAD. -i
FROM ALL SOURCES
SAYINGS, DO IN O 8. ACHIEVE.
MENTs, sUFFERINos. HoPEs
AND FEARS OF MANKIND.
WESTERN

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1919-01-28
MAKING OVER OLD ORCHARDS
Many May Be Well Worth Saving on
Account of Growing Demand
Pruning is Urged.

With the growing demand for fruit,
orchards that have stopped bearing be-
cause of disease or old age may be
well worth saving, according to the
horticultural department at the Wis
cOnsin experiment station. Pruning
is advised by way of making over the
old orchard and restoring its useful
ness.
Unless the fruit is of good variety, it
will not pay the orchardist to bother
with it, say the horticulturists. If
the root system is not strong and liv-
ing, then. too, the tree may as well be
cut down.
On the other hand, if the new growth
is vigorous, the tree has chance for
life. The heart and trunk should be
sound. In such a case, something may
be done.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1919-01-28
ATTENTION TO GRAPEVlNES
Some Sort of Artificial Protection
Should Be Given Where Winters
Are Very Severe.

Where the winter is so bitter that
grapevines must be given some sort
of artificial protection in order to keep
them from being killed by the cold, the
vines will need to be pruned just as
quickly as they become dormant. In
mild winters this may be rather late in
the season. On the other hand, the
early coming OF bitter weather may
necessitate pruning early in the winter
season. The system of pruning prac-
ticed in these localities should be such
rs to permit laying down the stalk
and canes to insure growth and bear
ing next year. These are covered with
leaves, rubbish, little mixed with earth,
etc. in such a manner as to keep the
zero weather and below zero weather
from freezing and killing them. In
the spring this covering IS removed
just before the growth begins All
this makes it necessary to do the prun'
ing before the stalks and canes are
put to bed for the winter.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1919-01-28
New Zealand Has Removed Trade Re-
strictions on American Grapes.

United States henceforth are to be
allowed entrance into that country.
Heretofore imports of the fruit into
New Zealand have been allowed only
from Australia.
1t is found that large quantities of
grapes are consumed in New Zealand,
but owing to the opposite growing sea-
sons in that country and the United
States, the only grapes in the market
during the American season are from
hothouses, the prices ranging approx
mately from % cents to 20 cents a
pound. 1t is believed that the open
ing of the New Zealand markets will
afford in time a fairly substantial out
let for California varieties such as the
Malaga and Red Emperor.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1919-01-28
LOOK AFTER STACKER TREES
Pruning Is Needed on Most Farms
Better to Leave Too Much
Wood the First Year.

Uncle Sam expects that not only ev-
cry man, but every tree and vine shall
do its full duty. On most farms are
trees that need pruning. First cut out
the dead wood. Then thin out the
branches that are interfering with the
entrance of light and air. But don't
overdo. Better leave too much wood
the first year than take out too much,
because the latter would throw the
rec out of balance and wood instead
( fruit would be the result.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1919-01-28
Flu lakes so.o7 Per 1000.

Washington, d. C.-Some idea of the
high mortality from influenza among
troops in camps at home for the six
months period ended December % was
shown Monday in a report by the sur
geon general of the army. The death
rate for the six months rose to 32.15 a
thousand a year from all causes. The
rate from influenza and pneumonia
was 1907 a thousand a year.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1919-01-28

Spokane banks purchased $4.523,500
of treasury certificates of the issues
of December 3, December 10 and jan
uary 2, issued by the treasury depart
ment against the fifth Liberty loan.
according to the official report of the
federal reserve bank of San Fran
cisco that reached Spokane yesterday
Their quota in the three issues was
SO $40 500 and the banks have exceed
ed this more than S315 per cent. The
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1919-01-28
MINING NOTES

Bob Griffith veteran Alaska 'mush-
err" with a heavily armed guard and
two dog teams, arrived at Seward,
Alaska, January Is with 100000
worth of gold dust from the Iditarod
for shipment to Seattle on the steamer
Alameda.
Final figures on bituminous coal
production last year as prepared by
the geological survey and announced
January 9 by the fuel administration
show an output of 5S5, $4,000 net
tons, an increase of 34,092, 437 net tons
over production in 1917.
The Consolidated Mining and Smelt
ing Co. and former owners produced
approximately 23S,O00 tons of ore and
concentrates from u of it's mines and
mills in the fiscal year ended on Sep
TENDER 80 last, according to figures
contained in the report of w. NJ. Arch
ibald, manager of mines. One of these
properties is In Republic, and a great
err number of the remainder in east
ern British Columbia. The ore was
treated at Trail
New York Metal Market.
Metals unchanged. At London
Spot standard copper, 80 los; other:
UNCHANGED
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1919-01-28
Horticultural
3NczAWN5',}Se vs.: s. 3
FOREIGN MARKET FOR GRAPES
New Zealand Is Possible Outlet for
California SurpIus--Growing
Seasons Opposite.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture.)
As the result of the fruit market
Investigations carried on recently IN
New Zealand by a special investiga-
tor of the bureau of markets, United
States department of agriculture, CO.
operating with the American consul
general at Auckland, grapes from the
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1919-01-28
LIBERTY BONDS.

We will pay spot cash on delivery
for any issue of Liberty Bonds or we
viii loan $1,000 on a $1,000 bond and
charge 25c per month, or Will loan
per month. No other charge.
IIPPERT INVESTMENT CO.
SOC Paulsen Bldg. Phone NJ. 1850. Spo-
kane. Mention this paper.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1919-01-28

jones' know now that my wife
lied to me before we were engaged.
Brown-What do you mean?
Jones-When l asked her to marry
me she said she was agreeable.-Tit
RftS
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1919-01-28

Father-Money has wings and house
rent makes it's fly.
Son-Yes, and some houses have
wings, for I've seen many house
fly.
Father-Youre smarter than your
dad, my son, but I've always thought
that no part of the house blu the chin
ney flue.-Boys' Life.