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New Britain herald., 1919-09-25
BARNES VICTOR ON LINKS.
st. Louis Golf Pro FOrscS to Fore
 at YahnundastS.

ITtica, N. Y, Sept 25.-Long Jim Barnes of Sunset Hill, St. Louis, passed the field yesterday afternoon in he two-day open golf tournament at the Yahnundasi sis club and finally won out with a score of 29S for the scvcrty-two holes.
 Jesse Guilford, the Massa chusetts amateur and recent winner of the Bay State open championship, finished seventh, although he led in the open ing rounds yesterday. His scores yesterday were so and 7S for grand total of 305 for the full seventy two roles.
 Big Bob Macdonald of Evanston, H., was second to Barnes with 299, a ST gle stroke behind. He hung on the greater part of yesterdays play, dropping back only in the final round.
New Britain herald., 1919-09-25
TWO SHOTS FROM TEE
George Stuart and Fred Spellmeyer Execute the Stunt in Match on Forest Hill Field Club Links

New York, Sept. 25.--These are days of sensational scoring in golf, but the Forest Hill Field club of New Jersey has sprinted to the front with a mark that may prove a topic for conversation long after "reminiscences of the nineteenth hole have ceased to be topic of discussion for golfers of c. future day. Holing out in one is something of an accomplishment or accident, you may choose to rate it. But consider, if you please, the performance of halving a hole in one
 That's just what George Stuart and Fred Spellmeyer, two members of the Jersey club, did in a friendly match yesterday, according to information straight from the locker room. Both holed their tee shots on the 145 yard eighteenth hole.
 As the two mounted the last tee stuart was enthusiastically figuring that q par on the final test would round cut a 92 for his card The while Spellmeyer was Chuckling over the vision of another par to bring him nome with an S6. Stuart had the honor, slashed away and had the sat isfaction of having his ball drop into the cup. Nothing daunted his part ner in the round, swung on the ball, and by one of the real freak coin cidences of the game also hOled his shot
 There's a mark for the field of a million golfers more or less through out the country to shoot at. It is quite prOba bly, a record for all time. And it isn't improba hle that in fu- ture years, when Bobby Jones, the seventeen year old Atlanta prodigy, is recounting to his grandC hildren some of the golf exploits of his early days the record will still be hanging out as a target for aspiring golfers.
New Britain herald., 1919-09-25
PROGRESS AT HARVARD.
Coach Fisher Puts Entire Squad
 Through Hard Drill at Stadium.

Cambridge, Mass, Sept. 25.-F'a- vorcd with a fine football day and field in fine condition, the Harvard varsity football team made much progress yesterday. Coach Fisher held the entire practice on the stad :um field, and this included a long and very hard scrimmage between the regulars and the scrubs. AS yes ter1ay, the second team, so long as it had it's best men in the lineup, gave the varsity all the work it could do. Even with Eddie Casey in the back field and with the heavy plungers- Nelson and Ralph Horween--the regulars could make no scores.
 There were some good gains, how ever, and the attack is coming along. The varsity defense wss better than on Tuesday. With substitute line men and backs in the gong and with many changes among the subs the var rsity managed to get two touch downs and q field goal. The touch downs were scored on end runs, one of fCrty yards by Freddy Church and the other on a twenty-five yard romp. also around the scrubs left wing by Humphrey, who was playing quarter.
 Talph Horween kicked the field goal from about the 32 yard line, but his shot would have counted even had he been forty or fifty yards away.
 Clark got into the scrimmage line up with the regulars for the first time, but did not play long. The 1916 substitute Is sure to start against Bates Felton played quarter to start, as Murray is still on the tender list.
New Britain herald., 1919-09-25
M'GREGOR THE GREAT WINS
Nariondalc Is Rested by Rival in 2:12
 Buckeye Stake Event at Columbus Murphy's Entry Takes C. of C. Trot.

Columbus, O., Sept. 25.-In d of good stakes, and in several of them good, strong competition, on a good track and with a big crowd looking on, most of the favorites cashed for their packers and no long shots to speak of went over in the betting
 McGregor the Great won another good trotting stake in the PIP Buckeye event from his rival Marion dale. He never was in trouble Tn the Board of Trade 2:05 pace there was much division of opinion about the ability of Sanardo again to defeat Grace Direct as he did last week, and they were about even favorites. Sanardo won in straight heats. how ever, in three hard miles The best time was 2:02A made in the first heat. This was the fastest mile of the meeting so far.
 Murphy also won the Chamber of Commerce 2:0S trot with Don de Lopez, which he drove for the Geers stable. Hollywood Kate was a big favorite, but she broke in three of the four heats. In the mile she stayed on the her victory was easy.
 The three-year-old trot, the Vest ern Horseman Futurity, had only four starters. Periscope won this event after dropping the first heat to Rruseloff due to a break. Don J. also took the unfinished 2:17 pace left over from yesterday.
New Britain herald., 1919-09-25
TAX DELINQUENT PAYS.

Three more personal tax delin- quents were haled into court this morning and one of them, Joseph Nowalsl1i, was ordered to pay the $2 tax without costs. The other two were able to produce receipts with the signature of former tax collector Charles Elliot, and were allowed to go. The prosecutions arc being brought by Personal Tax Collector J. Willie Mills.
New Britain herald., 1919-09-25
WANT FOOTBALL GAMES.

The South Ends of M!ddletown have organized for the year of 1919 and have a few open dates left on their schedule. Any teams avera ging 40 pounds communicate with Arthur Johnson, 75 East Main street, Middle town, or call 9S6 or 427.
New Britain herald., 1919-09-25

Washington admirals by presidential appointment for the peri od of the war, congress has now rec oGnized the services of Admiral Sims and Admiral Benson by making the rank permanent.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
TOURIST TRADE POSSIBILITIES

Mir Coudert speaking with knowledge and excellent business judgment when he said Alaska should exert herself to win tourist trade for the North. The trade is available. We do not mean the fitful sort of that have had in the past-the sort that simply comes for the sea voy- every summer to the White Mountains Maine and Canada and that used to take hundreds of millions to Europe-to Switzerland Scotland, Norway ana wherever is cool weather and inspiring
 Alaska has the voyage and she has the fnvigorating climate inspiring scenery. She also has the finest fishing and hunting in the world. And, whether she knows it or not, she has a very interesting people to Americans. She has a great commonwealth fin process of building. A busy and earnest people laying the foundations of great civilized state both socially and mater iay. That is something that appeals.
 The tourist trade and catering it should be one of Alaska's greatest indusries--it should rival our fisheries and mines and timber and water power in productiveness, and not be the least of them. There should be thousands visitors where there have been hundreds in the past, and they should leave millions here where they have left thousands
 There is field that offers greater opportunity to capital than in the development of the possib- ties of this trade in this country, the capital for that is waiting to be advanced fast may be needed to those who go into the business and start right and stay right.
 Let's start it!
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
A Needed Haven
(Cincinnati Enquirer.

(Cincinnati Enqurer)
 Men and women will live intelligently-no they will not-that is say, they will not willingly live as they should live. That is why men and wo- men sicken, suffer and die, and always to great surprise, for though death the oldest fact in hu experience, it appears to the individual to be always new strange and unwecome
 We familiar with the apt statement that more people dig their graves with their teeth than ever were killed in battle This is of course, true and quite many more approach early graves be- of their inability to master their appetites in other directions
 obvious facts which result from dssipations in the form of eating and drinking other but vous to a unrestricted, that 1t might be well for society, through its Legislatures to take the
 We have all sorts of state nstitutions-for the crippled, the blind the insane, the epileptic, etc Now, why shouldn't we have one for the especial benefit of business and women, housewives, professional men and all laborers among who are such fools that they will not stop work until the ancient scythe Man whispers the three warnings into their ears?
 The banker sticks to his post the lawyer the clerk and employer, and host of others carry on their shoulders burden heavier and hateful than was sinbads Old Man of the Sea to that en- terprising mariner, and they do it with full con scousness of what must be the inevitable result for them if they do not dump that same burden and stamp it flat under their feet They will not do this so why not make them do it?
 While our Legislatures are formulating every conceivable kind of statute why doesn't some hu- manitarian genius introduce and have enacted into law bill providing for the founding, building and maintenance of hospital for tired, overwOrked and bull-headed people who haven't the to know what is the matter with them? All such people should be "sent up' for terms ranging from thirty days to two years and they should be kept under duress until their become normal, their appe- tites keen their muscles tuned and toughened, their entire systems drained of the fatigue microbe.
 Voluntarily the majority of grubbers in this beautiful vineyard of life will lay off from work and worry, and so, for the good of posterity, for the good of the state and for their we'll being they shuld be taken in hand and made to be- have for weeks months.
 A tate he eat S-Of-t he can To at both ends-wel what's the matter with that idea?
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
FORMER KAISER'S TAX

In an address before a recent State Transfer Tax conference at Buffalo it suggested by Ma jor George Brokaw Compton, Chairman of the New York County Organization of the American I.edon that when the former German Kaiser dies whether his death be natural accelerated the inheritance tax for the benefit of the new German Republic ought to be levied on one hundred per cent basis. 'The American Legion' he said, has recognized the 100 per cent. principle in its slogan of 100 per cent. Amercanism' and would approve of such a levy Also it would be humanitarian; for, thus relieved of their inheritance, the six precious Ho- henzollern sons. seduously saved during the war from the dangers of actual combat, must either starve by their divine right for the first time engage in some sort of useful work"
 Why wait for the former Kaiser's death for the confiscatory performance? Wilhelm has shown that he can cut wood. Why not his money for the people he greatly injured, and provide him 8 wOodpe where he could his bread and butter?
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

0. o. D. writes: Is there any law about washing milk bottles before you return them to the dealer, and about not using them to put anything else in?
 Answers. Some cities have such laws, the following are typical: San. itary Code. Sec. 183. Milk Recep- tacles. It shall be the duty of all persons having in their possession bottles, cans or other receptacles con taining milk or cream, which are used in transportation and delivery of milk or cream, to clean or cause them to be cleaned immediately upon emptying.
 "No person shall use or cause or allow to be used any receptacle which Is used in transportation and
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
Luke McLuke Says

GuNS WC6uNS 0dyo
 Woman is so consistent that i'll spite of the fact that she is almost naked when she gets between you and the sun, she will indignate about the indecency of the one-piece bath ing suit
 Once in while you run into a man who hasn't had a bath for SC long that his skin doesn't show through when there is a hole in the black sock he is wearing.
 A whole lot of men in this coun try haven't been cordial since they had to quit making it.
 Somehow or other the man who has complexion that feels like a nutmeg grater imagines that he is entitled to as much loving as the rest of the men.
 man never discovers what a hor rible past he has had and what an ornery pup he is until he runs for office.
 Every man believes that the sign This Means You!" was put up there for the other fellow.
 A baby may be grouchy at night when grown people are good-natured but it is good-natured in the morning when sgrown people are grouchy.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
IDEAS ON IMMIGRATION

Senator Spencer, the Republican Senator from Missouri, has ideas immigration and the great American melting pot. In recent speech he took the position that every immigrant should be required to apply for his first naturalization papers the law permits. Failure to do would make sufficient ground for deportation. He would require every immigrant to learn the language toms and traditions of the country within a enable time. and deportation would be the conse- quence of failure in that regard also. lie would make failure to complete naturalization cause for depOrtation
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
The House of Troubles.

The House of Troubles. The roof is suffering with the caves, Each chimney has the flue; The kitchen sinks quite low, and
 grieves,
 The ceilings are all blue; The door bell is a ringer, sure, The porch rails at the sham; The cellar sold the furnaces, The doors are in jamb, The range is cold, seized with chill, The pipes breathe sad refrains; The airs have made the window sill, They grow! about the window sill, They growl about their panes. Whats that! The living room is dead! My troubles are complete! Quick Doc! The needle! Bathe my
 head!
 I'm crazy with the heat!
 Old Doc.
 Brevity. A man put up at the La Clede Ho- tel in Hickman, Ky, and registered thusly:
 'E L. Elam, Paris, 1O." se The clerk wanted to know that
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
Sunstroke And Heat Exhaustion

UNSTROKE EXHAUSTION both caused by exceS
 different Just
 before pain in the O head and feeling which followed almost immediate by The face red pupils dated skin hot and d abored either ana the empeaure high The patient die within few hours
 
 should Until the patient possible and cold and armpts even better to place the patient cold when this done the patient should rubbed should bs taken of shock
 Heat exhaustion though by thing sunroke quite different cool weak and rapid and the face pale covered with cammy exhauso the other hand there be only slight and w treatment the patient short me Treatment and applying heat the body the give smulan cup or hot spirits of ammonia half glass water. Send for the
 Question. And Ansuer, sa
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

delivery of milk or cream for any purpose whatsoever other than tho holding of milk or cream: nor shall any person receive or have in his possession any receptacle which has not been washed after holding milk or cream or which Is unclean in any way"
 F. V. writes: In the neighbor. hood where live there are several cases of typhoid fever. Would you advise my husband and me to bs inoculated with typhoid vaccine?
 Answer: I certainly would be in' oculated immediately. It must bs splendid thing as 1t has practical ly eliminated typhoid fever from the army.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
TREND OF BRAZIL'S TRADE

The United States during the last five years has become the chief factor in Brazis import trade Tn 1918. when Brazls total imports aggregated $247.- 100000. the United States supplied commodities val ued at &s9,00O.000. British shipments to Brazil amounted to t5O.OO0. 900; Argentine, s47.0Oo, ,O0O and French. s12.0000o0.
 In 1913 the United Kingdom led in exports to Brazil. supplying her with goods valued at ESQ., 100000 out of total imports of s326.oo0000 Ger
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
Work in Harmony
Fairbanks Citizen)

tFa1fDankS CltlZen)
 It is plainly apparent from the attitude being shown by Congress toward requests for appropra- tons that the coming two will find many such petitions ignored and many needed appropriations will be passed by, "for the sake of economy" It is going to take good work by everybody if Alas kan projects get the money they need and must have if they to be worked efficiently.
 We have just had two important appropriations cut down to the very minimum. The railroad got hit hard and the Alaska Road Commissions money was reduced from $30O,OOO to only $1OO,OO the present fiscal year.
 Both of these appropriations needed badly by the Territory The North needs the railroad and is equally in need of more adequate wagon roads. The future prosperity of the is largely depend ent on the expansion of the other
 In the past, if we have not been indifferent to getting the money, at least have not made any special efforts to help get it. There has been d regrettable tendency to let those bodies which charged with handling the funds do all the asking and work in securing the appropriations And it has occasionally gone further than this when the former Alaskan Delegate to Congress, Mir. Wicker sham, has actually attacked those asking for the money in such a fashion to create antagonism to their requests -
 The Citizen believes that such fights are ill timed It is convinced that it is but common sense to work for those things which benefit the Terri tory whole. All of know that the more money there is provided for Alaskan projects the more benefit will be obtained here, not alone in the increased expenditures but also in the greater area of territory which will be opened thereby.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
Business Is Business,

Business Is Business. Darling" said the real estate agent, '1 want to ask a favor of you" Yes" she murmured. Twill you give me the refusal of your hand?" asked the real estate agent.
 Advice. Observe this and all will be we'll, As through the world you go; Be sure you know all that you tell, But don't tell all you know.
 Notice! If you want to rent a house in Knoxville, Tenn, Margaret May Lett.
 Names Is Names. Don't try to pick A. Cherry when you are in Canton, Ohio. The Home of the 1919 Pennant. Billy Wood tells us that lot of
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

many sent goods amounting to $o1oooooo; the Tinted States, s51 900 900; France $32,0OOO0O and $24,000,000.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

Ex-King Constantine from his exile in Switzer- land says that Premier Venzelos is none too popu- lar with the people, of Greece. Perhaps not, but he is at least still living among them.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

We don't quite understand the assertion of Ad- miral von Sheer that the German navy would have fought the Allied fleets in May if it hadn't been for the sailors refusing to take part in the fray-( Gin cinnau Enquirer.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

folks out of town imagine that Red. land Field is a Bolshevik camp or an Indian reservation
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

Admiral Beatty and General Hag to be made Earls while some of most distinguished military and naval heroes scared lest they may be made candidates.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
A Wonder

A Wonder. The strongest woman in this land Is Mrs. Oswald Young; She is so strong. I understand That she can hold her tongue.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

Air plane weddings would be romantic if the participants didn't have to come back to earth -(New York WOrld)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
Mean BruteI

Mean Brute!
 You used to say that you would shed your last drop of blood for me- said Mrs. Gabb.
 Sure I would" replied Mir. Gabb 'If I ever get so far gone that l have only one drop of blood left, ] won't care what happens to it."
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

Even if we hNen't discovered what makes the nrces soar we can point with pride to the finest collection of expensive investigating committees thlF or any other country has produced.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

The fare the transocean fers will be $25O Does this include salt water bath?-(Detroit Free Press
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

Cold storage is good thing overdone. It mak-
 eth the consumer hot Baltimore American)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

"one-oh' on the end meant And the man told him that it stood for Tenn"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
Oh ]

You think that you know every thing, don't you?" sncered Nav, as she banged plate down on the table.
 "Oh dear, no,' modc3tly replied Paw. q do not know everything. claim to know everything worth knowing"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
BITS OF BY PLAY By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
BansI

6anql kE Bill Speeder was pest, vow, To scorch was his delight; gf He skidded soff the road, and, now He's scorching day and night
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
BREEZY BUBBLES

Philadelphia Bulletn) Rain dear-a nice umbrella. Hard to round up-a square meal, these days Actions speak louder than words in a speak easy.
 The girl of the period would get mad if you said she is ''dotty."
 There are not many people too color blind to recognize greenback
 The Haverford police watch every fork in the road for nearby pair of spoons Some of the real estate agents still have plenty of vacant room in their upper stories. You can't expect truthful information from the speaking likeness in the rogues gallery. Mother, its time had some swims,"
 'l know 1t is. my daughter; But remember. the suit that decks your limbs
 Wasn't made to go near the water"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
No Joke.

No Joke. 'In Congress" said Hawking, "Ill say without blinking; There's far too much telking, And not enough thinking.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

You can't expect truthful information from the
 speaking likeness in the rogues' gallery
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

Some of the real estate agents still have pler
 of vacant room in their upper stories.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

Our Daily Special. A soul mate is seldom a help mate
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

| The Haverford police watch every fork in t
 road for a nearby pair of spoons.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

The Home of the 1919 Pennant.
 Billy Wood tells us that lot o
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

There not many people too color blind recognize a greenback.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

Philadelphia Bulletin) ain dear-a nice new umbrella.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29
Notice!

If you want to rent a house in Tenn, Margaret May Lett
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-08-29

The girl of the period would get mad if you said | she is ''dotty."
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-05-03

Alto, Texas, May 1.-The program
rendered at New Hope Baptist church
Saturday night by Mrs. IA. A. Ander-
son was a success. Sunday school
was well attended. Rev. H. Y.
Martin preached a very able sermon
at IL o'clock.
Mr.. f. E. Selmon and ]. C. Long
spent Sunday in Wells. J. j. and
John s. Bradley motored to Jack
soaville, Saturday. Mrs. q. Calhoun
of Forest, spent Saturday anG Sun
day in Alto.
Mrs. Gocdanna of wlldhurst is
visiting Mrs. John Brown
Mrs. Nose Hamilton and children
attended the school closins at Weach-
e. Friday night.
Mrs. W. P. Jordan spent the week
at Weaches with relatives Grand
Chancellor w. S. Willis of Waco,
visited X. of P. Lodge ut this place,
Tuesday night. Mr.. Ben Harris,
spent Thursday in Jacksonville.
Private Frank Sibley OF Nacog-
doches visited relatives a few days
last week. Mrs. Ella Richardson is
spending a few weeks in Jackson
Vile for her health.