New Britain herald., 1919-04-28
FACTS AND FANClES,

\ AAl D AlND l HlN>~i A- @. Come, come, Italy. Be good fel- low and stick around a while. We did, you l1now.--ManCheste Ohloh' Tho personally interesting game of ''matchine minds' seems to De near ring the last inning e.-NcW Aofk ! Sun.
 If the moderate element is gaining an ascendency in Russia, u must be doing it very modcrately-SprinS Sfield Cnion
 Wonder if more soldiers and fewer diplomats at the peace com crcnce wouldn't have produced better and quicker results ?-Shoc and Lca'h her Rcportcr'
 Tine new ''association opposed to national prohibition'' is five years too late, not to. mention being up aGalhSI the constitution of the lnted Nla(eS.
 -SprinSticld Republican. Henry Ford is missing the second biggest opportunity of his lie Ill not sending over another peace snip 'o get the diplomats out of the peace conference trenches by Christmas.-'- Rochester Post Express.
 Federal officials think that in" Sl.- 000,000,0O0 bonus paid on the wheat crop will quickly find it's way back into circulation" Undoubtedly. me patent medicine yender and the blue sky salesman are abroad in the land. Raleigh Times.
 It is said that the words Oi the peace treaty will number nearly CO., 900. Let us be thankful the treaty IS not written in German. .-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
 The punning paragraphers will go on remarling something to the effect that the peace board delegates are fussnc and fuming over Plume not withstanding the name should be pronounced Fcw-may, although few may so understand it.-Boston Tran script.
 Alexander has returned from the war, Grover Cleveland Alexander, Pitcher Alexander the Great. signing for more twirls 10 conquer. @-Louis- vile Courier-J ournal.
 Som ebody has written a book about Bolshevism. Whats the use? Nobody wants to know all about something that must be ppresscd-Albany Journal.
 Citizens of Winnipeg and St. Paul have joined forces to erect a memori- al arch on the boundary of Manitoba and Minnesota in honor of the sol dlcrS of the two states who died in the great war. It is a most fitting enterprise. Hands across the border!
 -Sprin eticld Republican.
 The decision of the supreme court in the Dcbs case has taken one candi- date out of the presidential race next ycar.-Philadelphi Press.
 That little one-act play popular among English amateurs. Feed the Brute" appears to have suggested something to Lloyd Georges fertile ina Gination when ne took up the Rus sian question.--Lowell Courier-Citi- zen.
 The Big Four have only few moro pieces to put in place before the picture puzzle map of Europe will be pleted.-Fall River Herald
 Newspaper offices always can tell when school examinations are under way by the questions that come over thc office tclcphoncs.-Butte Miner.
 Perhaps those mutinous American troops in Russia did not understand which of the presidents fourteen points covered the cNpedition.-Tor-I onto Mail and Empire.
 Every N-necll is an ad for the Vic tory Loan.-TOledo Blade.
 The meanest landlord iS the one who raises the rent on the strength of the repairs made by the tenant Buffalo Enquirer.
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