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Evening journal., 1919-11-07
NO MORE
RHEUMATISM

when ! see a man limplng with
Rheumatism / feel that he needs a
guardian TO force him TO get WE'LL
MUNYON.
Rheumatism can be cured. The free
distribution OF Munyon's Rheumatic
Remedy has resulted IN our receiving
hundreds Of letters endorsing Munyon's
3X rheumatism Remedy. This remedy
has cured more rheumatism and re-
ceived more endorsements than any
other medicine ever known. II you
have stiff or swollen joints. try IL. II
you have a lame back, try II. II you
have sciatica, try A. II you have shoot
ing pains IN the arms, legs, sides,
breast or back. try It. Munyon's Rheu-
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form OF rheumatism in from one TO
three hours and generally cures before
one vial has been used.
II Is a surprise to the medical pro-
fesslon. It ls a boon TO suffering hu-
manity There is no guess It will
cure,n or ''lt may cure" but 10 cures,
and cures permanently. doesn't put the
pains to sleep, only 10 break out again
more violent in the future, but ii ex-
ercises the blood. neutralizes the acids.
drives out every vestige Of rheumatism
from the body.
II you are suffering from any form
Of rheumatism purchase a bottle OF
Munyon's 3X Rheumatism Remedy. and
II you are not satisfied with the results
al the end Of forty-eigft hours send us
your empty vial and we win refund
sour money.
MUNYON'S LABORATORIES.
5sth and Columbia Ave. Philadelphia.
Evening journal., 1919-11-07
HAPPY WORKERS TO MEET.

The Thanksgiving meeting or the
Happv Workers Missionary Society OF
West Presbyterian Church VIII be held
in the Bible school hall at 3 o'clock
tomorrow afternoon. Miss Helen Mears,
who will have charge Of the program
Evening journal., 1919-11-07

give piano selection. A portion of
the anniversary program Of last sunday
evening will be repeated and plans for
Christmas will be discussed. Miss
Grace Baird Is president Of the society.
Evening journal., 1919-11-07

will give a short talk on "The For
have charge Of the music. The little
Misses Grace b. Gabke and Jane Cloud
will sing. Miss Margaret Bruce will
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Don't Spoil a Good Meal
With a Bad Stomach

II n physician. q specialist IN stomach
diseases. came 70 you and said II VIII
nx up that miserable. worn out stomach
for YOU or money back.
II will make IL as good as new 80 you
will not suffer from any distress aud can
vat what you want without fear or SUI
,erinc. or money back would you turn
iOwn his offer3
"And when you are offered Mi-o-ua
stomach tablets, made from prescrip-
ii0n better than many Of the stomach
specialists know how 20 write, are you
yoing To be narrow minded and continue
10 suffer from indigestion, or are you go
ing % be fair 90 yourself and try Mona
on the money back agreement
Mi-o-na stomach tablets are offered 20
you on this basis. that II they do not put
your stomach into such good shape that
there is no dizziness, sour stomach, bill
business, sick headache, and stomach dis
.resS. your money will be returned. For
iale BY n. b. Danforth and all leading
druggists.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
THE PARAGRAPHER'S
NEWS VIEWS.

One would have expected Senator
Borah to sue out an intdnction to
prevent the NC-4 from tangling US
up with Europe-New York Even
ing Post
A two-headed snake has been dis
| covered in Spokane As the State
is dry. the report must be true
Baltimore American
Hogs have gone down" to seoS.
II farmer who died ten years ago
reads the quotations in Heaven he
will grow homesick. Louisville
Courier-Journal
The prohibition proposal Of the
| President has made considerable of
stir and we haven't heard the last
Of it yet-Charleston News and
| Courier.
'Tf you want to live TO be 1l5,
don't bathe." advises a Boston doc
tor. Not enough of an inducement
Three-score and ten years clean are
better than us begrimed.-Bufralo
Times.
Internal strife is said to be threat
ening the Bolshevik regime in Rus
sia- The Red Terror seems to be
in a fair way to learn that what
gave life can bring death.-Norfolk
| Virginian-Pilot.
There will be few after-dinner
| speakers when national prohibition
goes into effect. We shall bear the
loss with all the fortitude we may
be able to summon.-Iios Angeles
Times.
Mr.. Burleson talks like, man
| who owned stock in some rival of
the Postal Company ny.-Philadelphia
Inquirer.
Somebody has suggested that the
density of Eurupe's population is per-
haps equaled by the denseness of
her craftsmanship. Chattanooga
News.
The Kaiser threatens to commit sui
eide IL he is placed on trial Which
may increase the demand for his
trial.-PittsbuItgh Gazette-Times.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
LOUIS MAXSON HEADS
C. w. u. HONOR SOCIETY

Louis Maxson. of the George WASH
ington University Law School. has
been elected president of the exclusive
Pyramid Honor Society at the uni
versity. Other officers chosen are.
Eugene Underwood. Law School, vice
president: Solomon Shappirio, Law
School. secretary-treasurer. and Her
bert Ramsey, Medical School, his
torian.
Prof Dewitt c. Croissant, of tbe
English department. and Prof. Will
lam c. VanVleck, secretary Of the
Law School have been elected honor
ary members. Seven new students
have been elected members because
OF leadership in student activities.
They are: E. W. Cornell. of the Law
School; @. X. Dazey. OF the Medical
School; Homer Hoyt. OF the Law
School: Jacob Lenovitz. of the Enri-
neering College: Solomon shappirio
Of the Law School: Earle w. WaIiick.
Of Columbian College, and Charles r.
Witt. Of the Dental College
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
WELL! AMT NATURE
WONDERFUL!
=
D !!!!!!! DNlc ].

ct can read Cholly like a book"
You're foolish TO strain your eyes
over a small type."-Cleveland Press.
Ol-wen, how did you ind the old
town when you went back?
Can-All right, but it was uncon-
scious.-Nebraska Awgwsn.
Redd-They say that a hsh never
stops growing.
Greene-Well. it hasn't anything on
a fish story. at that-Yonkers States
man.
THE professor seems to be q man
OF rare gifts" remarked Mr.. Naybor.
He is" agreed the professors s>wife.
He hasn't given me one since we
were married. d."-Philadelphia Ledger.
'T understand" said the reporter,
that the defaulter's method was very
simple"
Very" said the bank president:
he just took the money."-New Ha-
zen Register.
, Has he a lot of money!"
NO; but he has the next best
thing"
What is that"
THE ability to make people think
he's rich. Free Press.
The Knut - It's simply absurd
What's the use OF showing me low
cut collars like these? Do YOU mean
to say that you keep nothing taller?
Shop Girl-Tm sorry, but our next
size is cuffs.-Casselrs Saturday Jour-
nal
Attorney-Have you ever had any
trouble with the defendant?
Gap Johnson (of Rumpus Ridge,
Ark) = Nope. None worth mention
ing. We've sorter took a shot at
each other now and ag'in, but that's
about all-Judge.
Was papa the first man who ever
proposed to you. mamma?
Yes; but why do you ask"
Il was just thinking that YOU might
have done better il you had shopred
around little more" Louisville
Courier-Journal.
"How's your husband getting along.
Mrs. Fogarty?"
We'll. sometimes he's better an
sometimes he's worse, but from the
way he growls an takes on whin he's
better Oh think he's better whin he's
worse. Boston Transcript
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04

From bank clerk to bank presi.
dent is the record OF Charles J. Bell
head of the American Security and
Trust Company at Fifteenth street
and New York avenue. He earned
his first meager wages in the I'M
perial Bank Of Canada when only
II years old.
Born in Dublin, ireland, in 1s5s
he received his education at the
Wesleyan University and emil
grated to this country when a bov
Seeing a future in the banking
business. he began in a small ca
pacity and worked his way TO the
top. He organized the firm of Bell
&Co-. bankers. when he had reached
the prosperity stage.
Mr.. Bell has been president of
the American Security and Trust
Company since 1898. He is a di-
rector OF the Chesapeake and Po-
tomac Telephone Company. the
Washington Railway and Electric
Company and the Norfolk and
Washington Steamboat Company,
and a trustee for the George wash
ington Memorial Association. He
is also connected with various other
business firms of the city.
Mr.. Bell is a member of the WASH
ington Board OF Trade and the
Chamber of Commerce. He is in
cluded in the membership of the
Metropolitan, Cosmos. Chevy Chase
and Commercial clubs. He married
the daughter of Gardiner G. Hub
bard and has four children.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
Round the Town S$RsszsEs SRsSsEE sS$ SffE
Straight is the line Of duty,
Curved is the line of beauty,
TIAow TI tne one and you VIII see
The other closely following thee.
Col. SAM STRATTAN
Get Togethfr on National Renr..eu.

tn. Tss p:,I .s Il s cdsms, ripe u, p pie. of
the past discussed Taes fo1 %hn,,o,
the D % esn, d sS. Ss 2
and formulate Their cir request for suffrage
situation and fs@iass sAsnS esS.
them |. my s talks as, . .s,ss m h.y found ..
Of s S 1es sSsss G s. ss S
Isa Ss0n esesd as Just what form Of
H!1ss Of re representative @ citizens had The
this clearly minds from the sporadic pa
graphs in the and the talk speakers OCCASIONAL
ri, In , spafi@s 5s Sc Senator THOMAS Montana. on
return to the Territorial Ieesated OUT
Rs q tn. M 5 I st the
Revival of Old History Club.
MAJ % Wifi Wifi ss: s1. ss a1 GS Of
Harry presidents were the late MAJ sTINE
NIf i coN e 81 birthday shd oeF ePss s
a.. Brought Results Says President BowIes
oWL %PPec cs6s GasSSnia Hocso.
fe% dys later ps .ams % IF ws5
there fbWsRP y %Yfh e sNTr Rs fPns make
Sv +. h9o
oSsbfss pF0"o's and e0bO'0ns along that thor
of Wa mids, watching nsi big dog snons the
IA canine met violent death The hands Of park policeman
ss? S II pssa 9a"'s violently
~0sP TSu soe stepping @sS I nysa % NOR
some Of these children and gives them hydrophoSs 0s'
into is es9n na dos % s S.t:s. 1 @ 6S &
sP bad Rsi Sa tt You ain. mad are
wasting Of Ga his bullets Sy 5 G hs m w.I. n from
ong & from Il. the bes but had been BY
Dotte TO its home where it died g" ~---' anu '~"'0
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
SHIPPING INFORMATION
AVAILABLE TO PUBLIC

New York. June 3.-AccuNte in
formation concerning the move
ments OF practically every mer-
chant ship in the world is now be-
ing made available to the public
daily by the United States naval
communication service. This serv-
Ice. established during the war for
the government. is being continued
for the present for the benefit Of
shippers. ship owners and the gen.
eral public.
The naval communication service
issues daily bulletin here con-
tanning the names. nationality type,
tonnage, present location and cargo
or every merchant ship. In addi-
ton this same information is made
available for persons who make in
quiries by telegraph or telephone.
There are about $50 officers and
sailors in the bureau. under direc-
ton of Lieut. Comdr. r. r. Coffman
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
The Reds" and the Attorney General.

Unrbesdy Reds chose their first victim A. Mitchell
raser Attorney General he is charged with the enforce
ef espionage because he refused to recommend ernc
Debs because he the head of the
of of Justice which has been doing
notably efficient work of lae in wedding on the anarchists
md nhlixss frnm the American social fabrr
Te ndicat, that the Reds void of
uf morality A Mitchell Palmer belongs
liberal of the nenrratr and possible basis
could accused being labor He Quaker
and humane mind who would knowingly do
ju1y any being would therefore, that he
select attack
of anarchists unlike Hamlet have
retnd madness Therefore the Monday night
utterly hou snh significance and should be seized
drredt anybody the Reds
obviously feehlerninded aided
and zhetred by a fsw of his kind
II conspiracy afupt this country effect
sc revolution by niptyrrrn, rs such silly idea that the
t has the OF considerable of
be dxrDunted m advance
LcnIr and Tu1tsky whp know little about revolutionary
would 1angh the notion thai few
distributed could
sp-callsd prniEtarfn fncludrd-save Of ho
1and rrvisinnL
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
PALMER INVESTIGATION
TO BE STARTED TODAY

Senator Dillingham; announced yes.
terday that he will call the sub-conl-
mittee appointed to investigate the
administration of A. Mitchell Palmer
as alien property custodian 20 meet
this morning. The committee win
determine upon a course of procedure
on the representations filed by Sena-
tor Freiinghpysen. of New Jersey.
against the confirmation of Palmer's
nomination as Attorney General until
the conduct of his Office is thoroughly
examined into.
Senator Frelinghuysen Will appear
before the committee at today's meet
ing, il is understood
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
A LINE O. CHEER
EACH DAY O. THE YEAR
BY Jshn kendrick Bangs

tonpynsht. lH1. hy the Mcclure Newursper
Syndicatel
THE ANSWER
Il CAN" Is well enough, but IDS not
When unto effort comes the clarion
call
That summons II to duties to be done
That loftier heights and purposes be
won;
For many CAN who do not DARE
the deed,
And therefore to the call give little
heed;
But he wins out who in the face Of
i'll
Gives instant answer to the call, ct
WILL"
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
RETIREMENT BILLS
FOR CLERKS PRESENTED

Retirement measures for govern
ment employees were introduced in
the House yesterday by Representa-
tives Caldwell, OF New York, and
Fitzgerald. of Massachusetts,.
The Fitzgerald measure is the
former Keating-McKellar bill, re-
vised by the Federation of Federal
Employees and other labor organiza-
tions. II rs not strikingly different
from that introduced by Represen-
tative Caldwell except that it pro-
vides for higher annuity rates. the
maximum for class A being $1,000.
class B $500, class c 500 and class
d $500.
The Caldwell bill fixes the an
nuity for class A employees at $500.
class B $40. class C $3.50 and class
D s420. The two bills were referred
to the Committee on Reform in the
civil service.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
Musical Program
At Officers Club

A musical program was presented
at the Ohicers' Club. 1500 Twentieth
street northwest. last night by Mrs.
Bertha Minnick. soprano; Mrs. Lillian
S. Wrenn. contralto: Mrs. H. r. Bart
lett. reader: A. w. Jett. tenor. and
Henry Christiani, violinist and ac-
companist.
Announcement was made that Lieut..
Philippe Barber of the Belgian Mis-
sion. will speak on his native country
at the club on Friday. June 6, at
Sis p. m.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
HOROSCOPE.
WEDNESDAY. JUNE 4. 1919.


tCOpyrisht 1913. by the Mcclure S-rsppz
SyndicAteD
After days OF kindly sway the
stars are now menacing. Uranus.
Jupiter. Mercury and Mars are all
in evil place.
The planet that encourages critic
ism and misjudgment again Is
strong in influence. Malicious re-
port and scandal flourish under this
rule.
The sinister sway may cause much
discomfort in the army and may in
spire sensational newspaper articles.
1t is not a kindly direction for
men who exercise authority over
military affairs.
The planetary government Is sup
posed to inspire envying and Seal
ousies, the emphasis of personal am
billions and the development of
egotism.
Commercial enterprises. especially
where initiative is involved, should
be postponed until a more FORUM
ate rule.
There seems to be an indication
that writers will become Involved
in unpleasant notoriety.
Warning is given against the har-
boring OF tales that are evil con-
cerning any phase of national ac-
tivity or development
Danger from diseases, especially
fevers, is foretold and extreme care
to preserve sanitary conditions
should be maintained.
The signs are not favorable for
children or aged persons who may
suffer from certain unusual condi-
tions during the hot weather.
The signs read as presaging labor
troubles and riots still give warn
ing of discomfort that will increase
instead OF diminishing.
Railway accidents seem to be in
dicated. There may be a strike that
affects transportation.
For England the stars .presage a
brief period that is most fortunate
for royalty. A wedding or some
other ceremonial will revive ancient
pageantry.
Crime will continue to increase to
such an extent that tn. government,
will study causes. In this connec-
tion reforms in dealing with GRIM
inals arc foreshadowed.
Persons whose birthdate IL is NAV
have trying year. They should
avoid litigation or Quarrels Of any
sort. Changes will not be lucky
II is important TO safeguard against
accidents.
Children born on this day may
be impulsive and sensitive. These
subjects OF Gemini often are in
clined to be Quarrclsome and dis.
putatious.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
Would Give Charities
Free Street Car Rides

A proposal to make street car and
other public transportation in
Washington free to all charitable
and philanthropic institutions is
contained in a bill introduced yes
terday by Senator Elkins. Of West
Virginia.
1t was referred to the House Com
mittte on the District of Columbia.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
ROSE ENTHUSIASTS
SEE RARE BLOOMS

Rose enthusiasts attended the an
nual meeting of the American Rose
Society yesterday at the rose test
gardens of the Department of Agri-
culture. Arlington. Awards by rose
experts will be made public later
through Department of Agriculture
channels.
Last night several hundred people
attended the stereopticon lecture on
roses at the National Museum
auditorium.
Luncheon yesterday was held al
the Ebbitt Hotel followed by motor
ride through Rock Creek Park.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
The Washington Herald's Poet
Todays rhyme on
rags"
By EDMUND VANCE COOKE.

Il.
We called him Rags" He was just cur,
But twice, on the Western Line,
That little old bunch of faithful fur
Had offered his for mine.
And all that he got was. bones and bread,
d.. Or the lssavings of soldier-grub,
But he'd give his heart for a pat on the head
Or a friendly tickle and rub.
And Rags got home with the regiment
And then, in the breaking awav@.
Wei, whether they stole him, whether he went,
am not prepared to say
But we mustered out, some to beer and cruel
And some to sherry and shad.
And went back to the Sawbones School
Where still undergrad
One day they took US budding NJ DIS.
To one of those institutes
BY means of bisected brutes.
They had one animal tackled and tied
With his vitals pumping away inside
AS pleasant as one might wish.
stopped to look like the rest of course.
And the beasts eyes levelled mine
And his short tail thumped with a feeble force
And he uttered tender whine
It was Rags. yes, Ragsl who was martyred tber.
Who was quartered and crucihed
And ne wh,ned that whine which is doggish prayer
And he licked my hand-and died
And vas no better in part nor whole
Than the gang | was found among
And his innocent blood was on the soul
Which he blessed with his dying tongue.
Well! I've seen men go to courageous death
In the air. on sea, on landi
But only dog would spend his breath
In kiss for his murderer's hand
And # there's no heaven for love like that
1s1 For For such tour-legged fcaltyo,well
III take my chance in hell
Copyright. roIa)
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
The Wire Strike.

There nnthg particularly about the threatened telegraph
and telrphnnr strike hrcztrnig
General Buiesn fully OF the trouble He
allowed the whole bad
making
rearnuary employer whD wund die rather than yield inch
f rnud hx been Oh Bourbon than he has proved
h
POSTMASTER General Burleson has been especially
labor coud
fh labor general and the
OF Labor of the big
Yea he has permitted himself target
III Samuel publicly him.
he impossible When
home he will find that either labor Mr. Burleson
thrown overheard Labor VIII effort reconciliation
with good Mr. Buson administrator dpo-
nat has become jokr Apparently
brauc bun he win find by
keen dscunfortS In he has already
public life cultivate the
survive No administration
The strike merely of Burlesonsm spe-
cine OF the whole affair." the discharge of hundred
g operators Atlanta merely the match lights
The has been fostering
the board long last February oreseeing present
Mr. Burieson unlike in public life refuses to
learn he adanan mmovab
that he alone be right ISSUE he
and Junkesh in Office But happily sight 1t is in
win bring close a finish.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
Polands Consul in CAPITAL.

Constantin Buszczynski. PoIand's
first consul general to the United
States. called at the State Depart
ment yesterday and presented his
credentials to William Phillips. As
sistant Secretary OF State.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
Poland win Break Up Porem,.

Persecution of Jews will not be
tolerated In Poland. the provisional
Polish government has&pformed the
American Legation at Warsaw. The
message assuring protection to Jews
was In response to inquiries made
by the American Legation.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04

New York, June 1 1915
Down on FsftA arenuA
Thsra IL . man
Who opened an ofioA
To teach boobs Ike me
How to b snapps.
Around drawing rooms
And to teu the df1erence.
Between q Cnbfst painting.
And a chocolate eclatre
And how to explain
Just what the vort,cists
Are trying to prove.
And I thin. ru 20.
And get educated
Even At this late day.
do not know
What an I. o. b is.
Except II Is something.
Ahnnt an automobile.
And the other day.
saw a Matisse painting.
And thought it was.
A map of sovakia-
Or wher-ver 1t Is
They raise those Czechs
I hear them talk about.
I hope the professor
WIN throw IN a few lessons
ON what to do with Cthe hands
When in a big crowd
Mine always feel
Like a couple of hams
Also I'd like to know how.
To look Ike movie hero
In the last reel
When he sits on the bench
In front Of the castle.
In the pale moonlight
Waiting for the girl
Who found out
He wasn't
What she thought he was.
There Is something.
About those guys
That Is just too grand.
The way they sit down.
And cross their legs
And light a cigarette.
And push back their hair.
And flick a bit Of nun.
on their dinner coat
I'm thinking Of going.
To the seashore this summer.
And that stun.
Nf1hf l.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04

The peoples who subject Prussia and Austri
thank God that they held by civilized
else they would be they were in 1o
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04

The stars incline. but do not compel.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04

IT can read Cholly like a book"
You're foolish TO strain your eyes
over a small type"-Cleveland Press.
The Washington herald., 1919-06-04
Revival of Old History Club.

Several members Of the former
this city, including Maj. FRANK E.
ize the club. Former presidents
HARRY COLMAN, a newspaper m
about twenty years ago on the occ
ries Of Gen. GRANT, McKINLE
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-11-09

of the malady, including the four
types of pneumonia germs, were
employed.
1t does not appear that there is
full agreement as to the results Of
such preventive incubation. Never
theless, there is good deal of evil
dence to suggest that such vaccines
have value. According to one re-
Port, where mixed vaccine was
used, the average incidence of in
tuenza and pneumonia in the group
:nocu.ated three times is about one
third that Of the uninoculated
group Moreover, the av..oge
mortality rate in the group inocu-
lated three times is about one-ffth
that of the uninocu!ated. A definite
although smaller degree of protec-
tlon seems to be afforded to those
who took only one or two inocu-
Ia tons
This observer believes that the
'acts justify the corI fusion that by
he use of prol erly prepared
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-11-09

under one year old, in adults from
twenty to forty, and in persons over
sixty. More males died than fe-
males, and the death rate was HIGHER
among the white population than
among the colored
Here, then, was an epidemic,
comparable in scope and fatality to
some of the traditional plaques of
the Middle Ages. What can the
pathologist tell us as to the cause
Of this extraordinary visitation?
"The answer appears to be that
he can tell us practically nothing.
1t is true that an organism is known
% which the name influenza bacillus
has been given. This organism is
also known as the bacillus of tfeif-
fer, the name of its discoverer. The
discovery was made almost thirty
years ago, soon after the influenza
epidemic of 1889. The causal rela-
tiop of this microbe to influenza
was SUPPOSED to be established. But
The exBerience--9f the pathologists /