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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-31
ALBUQUERQUE'S BOUNDARIES.

Al a meeting OF the Albuquerque Rotary club Thursday II was proposed
~ hat tho club take u p the matter Of extending the city limits to take in
districts now built up to the limits and enjoying service from the municipal
government without paying any portion OF the axe levied therefor
The movement n sound enough hut It is begun toe late 10 be OF ser
vice in relieving Albuquerque Of M II the most serious hnndcaps W q have;
that Is the necessity Of explaining that while the census shows us to have
= 10 much population, " e have actually twice that population In suburbs
THAT are really parts Of the city" No business MAJ having dealings with
other states and In which merchandisng distribution OF my kind Is a fac
tor but finds II necessary 10 make tmt explanation mar times in the
couuse of each year
An aCt of the legislature will probably he necessary before this city can
annex territory; unless whole groups o citizens volunteer to come IN, This
is not to be expected when these citizens ran escape municipal taxation while
getting all municipal cOnvenences and benefits by merely staying mt The
Legislature does no meet again until January 1921. Therefore the next CEN
sus will show Albuquerque. population, 1bOOO' when the population with
IN a rudHus Of three miles of Second aud Central Is nearer $4,000.
That Is a n unfortunate condition. It means ten years more IF explain
ing In the meantime while We cannot take our suburbs into he city limits.
" q car accomplish much for the public safety by combining n city aud
county health departments in IA Joint county health department that can "a
tictst that actually are part Of the urban community. The sooner W q do
hat the better. tr while present sanitary conditions remain uncorrectcd In
the Immediate suburbs there Is n Constant menace at our doors beside
which the transient tlecuar tho child with solcd finger nails. tho regis
traion II deaths N other matters about which, much fuss is made, are I'M
important
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-31
PETER
AT a SPECIAL
MEETING.

ITS all fixed said Peter the next
night. Mamma said hat Mrs. Brad
ley was 10 proud thai II you Just went
and handed her a bundle Of dudE she
would be mad. But you know Mrs,
Bradley Is such "A dandy cook and
Mamma was goin' to entertain the
sewin' club 70 she nskcd Mrs. Bradley
to come over an make some drop
cookies hat she knows how to make
better n any body. An she did an
worked most all day. An then
Mamma asked her to take "a little
bundle OF clothes thnt was too little
for the twins an she said. she would.
Mary Eilen's Mamma brought over
that pretty red coAt she wore when
she was a little girl an she used 20
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-31

a New YORK police Judge has freed a man charged with violating The
prohibition laws because he court asserts there are hypocrtes in congress
rus Is ~ sound as most dNlMoIA nd lrcMery logic
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-31
Who said. wild wesi?"
prArTY Oh nRAiNs.

George j.. harden. manufacture
or. psychological and socialist,
asked 20 women OF Penn Yam,
y. ". this question:
Would you rather be consld-
cred beautiful or clever7"
Nineteen Of them gave beauty
preference over brains. one said
ahe would prefer 10 be considered
both beautiful and clever.
Garden believes this about cx-
presses Tho ~onaensu Of opinion
50 much for the m view
point. I
As 10 the male:
The writer asked IS young un-
married men.
would you rather marry n
henutifui or clever glri7"
beauty won, unanimously
Only ak Of the fellows quali-
fed their votes with
"she ought TO have some
brains"
Have you ever rushed to the
box Office for a front seat TO see
n musical comedy staging a
chorus ~ clever nrniny giris7"
However. the chances r that
the clever girl can bake the bet
ter biscuits.
90
AND You GIRLS. which would
you rather marry
The handsome or the clever
man.
AdOnis, who iooks.Ro well In n
full dress suit, or nili Pay, who
doesn't look 40 nifty In ovcralis
but who brings home the bacon
In a large sized salary envelope
every Saturday EVENING"
We asked eight girls In the Of
hce.
Seven voted fer ,hs handsome
guy, and the other thought, ANY
man Ia handsome II you love
him"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-31

The letter "a" Is not the first IT.
every ianguage-it comes fourth m
the Runic Futhark and thirteenth n
Ethiopic.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-31

A little chat with Hupmobile owners in
this ~neiehborhood would convince you that
the car does stand up remarkably we'll.
That is the reputation it has in every other
locality, as we'll.
1t has gained that reputation because it is
ruggedly built.
Even where repair facilities, and repair parts,
are far beyond immediate reach, people see
the Hupmobile rendering continuous service.
This remarkable faithfulness is one OF the
factors contributing to the cars pronounced
economy.
1t is also one of the things which make
people think of the Hupmobile as an espec-
tally desirable car to own.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-31

Dolly DILL wouldn't marry the
best man IN the world.
Harold HuEgins-Man hater2
Dolly-By no means. But the best
man In the world would be so en-
tirely good never could get anything
on him.-Detroit News.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-31

and a fourth was a half and ! said Il
was all on account Of the X and L.
OF the q. r." ,
and what did she HayT'
She said she didn't knew what
that was. but anything that taught me
"A little something VAS all right"
hclcu CARPENTER Moore.
Marco Polo. famous globe trotter OF
history. was The first oil scout IN
America.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-10-31
|TodaASBem|
\ @lsis REQ q

do not aim
For wealth or fame.
or any uf the usual things.
! do not care
For any share
In politicians inside rings.
crave no part
In modern art
MOI would ! he a movie star,
Nor fain would boast
In run tnc most
Of miles per gallon In my chr.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-08-29

mas returned aIrer years absence 10
the one girl of bis acquaintance
marked their reunion; and the cuckoo
sleeplly warbled two o'clock before
Langley commenced to say goodnight.
And tomorrow I'll be back on the
I'D Job" were his last words as he ten
derry kissed her. jackson S Co, Will
be mighty glad this war is over"
But as Mr. jackson, senior member
and guiding hand Of jackson & Co.
good-naturedly placed his arm about
the shoulders Of his soldieremployee
Langley was not able to determine
whether or not hts return was Us vel
come as he had anticipated
We'll. we'll how did you like ltT'
Queried MP. jackson, Offering cigar
from a humidor Of hammered copper.
Never got to go across, did your
NO" came the answer In che
grined tone as he ga1ed at the twin
chevrons Of silver On his left sleeve
Guess they thought Jackson 3 Co
needed me 100 much"
Langley invardly complimented
himself on the clever manner In which
he had brought up the purpose Of his
visit He hoped Mr.. Jockson would
follow the lead He did.
"Why, to tell you the truth, Lang
ley the elder man heE.:ated, II hate
to think OF losing the very able sue
cessor we secured for your position"
"Successor!" murmured Langley In
establishment.
But l have some important sales
promotion work I should like to have
you undertake. First come and meet
our new advertising manager"
Langley arose and as he smoothed
out the wrinkles in his uniform meek
ly followed Into that section of the Of
fee over which he had reigned.
Miss Brentwood, may I present Mr..
Langley"
Sophia :" exclaimed Langley.
How DO you do, LeOT' the usurper
responded with contagious laughter at
the young mans discontinue.
Mr. Jackson cleared his throat rasp
ingly You know each other?T
TIL say we do" shouted Langley
with reckless disregard for the Office
slang restrictions. MIR. Jackson" he
culped. this tiny bundle Of brains has
shown me up. The job rs hers"
Mr.. jackson winked In q wise way
at the girl ut seems to me, Langley,
you'd make mighty fine advertising
manager if you had a bundle like that
with you all the time" And In con-
tinued wisdom he exited.
Langley held out his hands in an elo-
quent gesture. Dearest Sophia. will
you be my bundle for all timesT'
And Sophia said she would.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-08-29
Rich Southern Banker
Buys Endless CaVerns

Acc riding TO il formation reaching
here Monday from New Market the
ENDLESS Caverns" near that plac+
had heen purchased by MIR. McAdoo,
of Atlanta, Ca, who will soon begin
the erection OF large hotel on the
property. Mr.. McAdoo and r. H.
DEPUTIES, assistant passenger agent
|of the Southern Railway, visited the
caverns on Friday aud on Saturday
the announcement was made that the
southern banker had purchased the
property.
The caverns are located south of
New Market and In extent are larger
IN the cayerns at Luray, which are
Y, arded by some as one of the seven
wonders OF the world. Ia beauty they
rival the Luray caveras and the
Grottoes of the Shenandoah at Croft
Ices.
With the purchase of the cavern
60 IS righ' way to them and Mr.
IcAooo stated saturday tina. he ex-
pected to build macadam roadway
to the site and that II hotel OF splendid
proportion was also in contemplation,
Mr.. McAdoo is reported to have re-
Gently purchased an island in Florida
at cost Of one million dollars ard
that he contemplates spending another
milIi.n on 1t.
Tne purchase OF the End less Cav
ems mea' much TO the Valley and
especially 10 the people of New Mar
ket. for when lhev open and the hotel
Is built there thousands OF visitors
from all over the United States will
visit Notwithstanding Daily In
dependent
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-08-29
Woman sWork
~
By LINCOLN ROTHBLUM


paper SSndicate.>
1t was one Of those lazy days in the
tate fall when all the world seemed
Jagged by the long, hot summer, the
natural diStemper of climatic condi-
dons augmented by concern for the
nation at war. SuburbaniteS shut
fed home from the depot laden with
bundles and cares Of the moment,
through roads deep with the fallen
leaves Of endless hues.
Toward one of the prettiest cottages
on the street. its pagoda-Shaped roof
tending an oriental air to its other
wise severe lines. walked q tall, we'll
knit man Of about thirty, the jaunty
tones of the melody he Whistled car
fied on by the soft evening air. L
was a catchy two-step. and the girl.
leaning from the open window. caught
uI tie tune as she emerged onto the
Wide piazza. She was perhaps about
twenty years IT age, her clear blue eyes
ard bright expression bespenking
Quick-thinkinG intelligence,
so glad you nave come early, Leo"
she spoke rapidly and sincerely there
ts much Of * var news want IL talk
about
"Yae, Sophia" he answered in an ab-
stIactrd manner
But b. .Aper WITH its attentson-at-
trecting headlines II bold letters If
giant Size lay On his lap unread II was
ntt difficult to detect the presence %?
another subject Oh his mind.
Can I help?' Sophia asked bluntly,
I've enlisted"
enlisted am proud Of you. Leo"
Arr you. dear? But l am concern
es' hat jackson u Co will do when I
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-08-29

Dreco is highly recommended
in Woodstock by Schmitt's
Drug store.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-08-29
Lutherans Close Synod
At Nav Market.

The Evangelical Lutheran
Synod OF Virginia, closed its Goth
and most successful meeting at
New Market, Friday evening,
August p, Ii point Of attend
ance, by both lay and clerical
members, it surpassed any held
heretofore. In point OF outlined
program for the next Syuodical
year, it took all advanced step.
The entire Budget System"
as proposed by the United Lutl,-
eran Church in America, was
adopted. The simultaneous 'ev-
cry member canvass" to be maGr
by every congregation which hr-
Dongs to the United Church, Dur
ing the week of Thanksgiving,
the slogan being double vour
apportionment, was most heart
lily endorsed. In all proba bility
his plan sets a precedent in
church finance. II is a plan pro-
posed by and directly under the
supervision of the lay man Of the
church.
The Executive Committee was
authorized to employ a Mission
airy Superintendent at salary Of
3, 400 and expenses
The overture made the South
west Virginia to effect merger
with the Virginia Synod, result
ed in a favorable report by the
commission appointed and the
hearty endorsement of the report.
This goes without saying, the
merging of the two Synods in
the State Of Virginia. An in
terestlng note was made it COM
pairing the receipts Of Synod for
the fiscal year with that of 50
Years ago, the SYNOD having con-.
vened i'll this same church. The
receipts then were 500 at this
meeting $4,000 Another fact
OF interest was that a Rocking
nam delegate, i'll the person Of
S. T Shank from North River.
was the delegate at this meeting
Of Synod, as he was at the NEE
ing 50 years ago. He is the ON.
surviving delegate either lay OF
clerical who attended that NEE
ing.
The eleven and eight O'Clock
hours we're devoted to hearing
representatives of the various
boards, etc.
The ordination sermon was
preached on Thursday by the
DR.. II. 0. Keister, of Staunton,
at which time Rev. Paul Rover,
pastor at Mt. Jackson, was or
dained.
Only one death was reported
by the president, that of Rev.
B. A. Copenllaver, of Mt. Jack
son. A fitting memorial service
was held on Friday for the de
ceased.
The dominant idea seemed t.,
be progressive christian service
equal to the exigencles of the
hour and the times. A new and
fuller vision of world conditions
and opportunities.
The officers for the ensuing
year elected are Rev. James A.
Huffard, D. D., of Lurav. presi-
dent /; Rev. ]. J. Scherer. D.
D. of Richmond, vice-president !;
Rev. c. w. Cassell, of Mt. Sid
ney, recording secretary Rev.
J. L. Smith, Harrisonburg, sta
tistical secretary. - The Inde-
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1919-08-29
j. r. STRONG
Prominent Real Estate Broker OF
Massachusetts

Boston, Aug. 25th-says, ~ have
been 10 the real estate brokerage b sis
ness for many years. 7 have suffered
with loss of sleep, indigestion and
nervousness, but since taking Argo.
Phosphate, I sleep better and ca,
without fear Of distress, and can feel
d great change In my system"
There IL nothing In medical science
that equals ArgO.Phosphate Ia tn
treatment Of Indigestion, rheumatism,
nervousness, kidney and liver Ills.
Sold BY Walton & Smoot and all re-
liable dru9gists. adv.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-17
SMALLEST PLAYER IN GAME
Jock Gillespie Was Compelled to Send
for Manager Before He Could
Get Through Gate.

Jock Gillespie. the inf1elder turned
back to the Giants by the Birmingham
club Of the International League,
and later released to the Sioux City
club of the Western league, Is one OF
the smallest players in the game,
standing only five feet n inch and
weighing only III pounds. The first
time the Binghamton club went to
Toronto this year, Jock was halted by
James Mccartney, president Of the
Leafs, as he started through the
players gate in the Toronto park.
"Hey, kid" said Mccartney, "where
are you going?"
"Why, I'm one Of the Binghamton
players" said Jock.
"Get out of here" was the retort.
'Don't try to pull that stuff on me-"
1t finally was necessary for Gillespie
to send for Frank Schultz, then man.
ager of the ~Binghamton club, to iden-
tify him before he could gain admit
lance. When Jock donned his uniform
he returned to the gate and standing
before McCaffery said: "Now, look
me over carefully SOS you'll know me
when you see me again."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-17
BIC BASKETBALL
FACTORY LEAGUE
Seven Teams Entered Meeting
Tomorrow Night at Y. M. G.. A.

A basketball league to consist of
factory league teams is being formed
through the Y. NJ. c. A. and al a
meeting tomorrow night at the Y. M.
c. A, at which the representatives of
the various teams are expected to at
tend. the bylaws and a schedule will
be formed.
Seven teams have already signifed
their willingness to enter such an or
~ganization and these teams represent
the p. A. Dry Docks, Bakelite Com
pany, Raritan Copper Works, Roess-
Ter & Hasslacher Company, Barber
Asphalt Company, A. s. & r., and
the Standard Underground Cable
Company. From present appearances
the new idea bids fair to materializo
Into a great success.
A league of this kind will certainly
boost the game of basketball as 1t
has boosted the game of baseball in
the past. 1t will bring out a number
of stars who otherwise would not
have a chance to make their debut
on the court.
A great deal of interest and friend
ly rivalry has already been shown,
n interest among the various plants
is expected to be as high as when the
factory baseball leagues are in pro-
PreSS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-17

The Auditorium Five started on
another winning streak Saturday
night when they defeated the crack
Gibralter Five of Hoboken by a score
Of 1925. Regan and McCreery fea-
turcd for the local combination with
six baskets each, and Tiscornia Of the
visiting combination scored twenty
one Of his teams points. four field
baskets and thirteen fouls. Pete
Campbell refereed in place of Thorp
who was detained coming from New
Haven.
The game started with both teams
showing a great deal Of speed, but
the home forwards could not break
away from their men, and therefore
could not start the scoring. Evans
made his way up h court and scored
the first two points of the evening and
a short time later duplicated the or
der. TisCornia, who scored all of his
teams points in the first half. dis
counted the local teams lead by
throwing in a double counter and fol-
lowed with a fOu goal, 4-3. Thomas
Increased the locals teams lead by
making good a free throw.
Tiscornia again discounted the local
TEAMS lead by making good a foul
goal, but Thomas increased the lead
by making another foul goal. lis
cornia tied the score by dropping in a
double counter from behind the foul
line. and forged his team ahead by
making another foul goal, TO. Nc
Creepy put the local team in the lead
with his first basket Of the evening,
but Tiscornia again came to the fore
with a foul pointer and tied matters
8-S.
McCreery contributed another
double counter and the local team
again took the lead. Tiscornia threw
in another foul goal, which discount
ed the Auditorium's lead to one point,
but McCreery found the basket again
and made the score 1919. Regain in
| creased the local teams lead by
throwing In a field goal, the only one
In the half. Tlscornia contributed
another free throw, following with a
double counter and a moment later
made good a foul goal. 1913. The
score was tied when the visiting cen
ter made good another free throw.
McCreery again put the local team
In the lead with his fourth double
counter Of the half and which proved
to be the local teams flnal counters
of the round. Tiscornia made good
another free throw, and q moment
later tied the score with their final
counter, 1915. The half ended with
the score locked and both teams
seemed to be going full speed and
the crowd, one of the largest that has
attended n game here this season,
was intensely Interested in the going.
To begin the second half Manager
Booz announced that Tom ThOrp had
I wired from New York that he would
| not be able to reach this city.
McCreery opened this half with a
big counter and from this point on
! the Amboy team maintained the lead.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-17
First Mirror Was Water.

Brushes were probably invented
much later than the comb, but the
mirror. the one toilet article without
which woman could not exist, must
date from a very early period. Per
haps a clear pool allowed curious wom-
an a first view of her face, though we
must say that she is not the only vain
creature to exist. for a certain gentle
mar named Narcissus gazed at his re-
Election In the still water, and gazing
fell so In love with his beauty that he
pinned away and died.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-17
Landing The Kdyo

AL Benedict did his share for his
country during the war. He was with
the 18th Division IN w fronts. hav-
ing served one year ove there. After
the armistice was signed he met a
number of classy fighters over there
and made a good showing. He wants
to score a victory over Brennan. so
that he a meet Billy Miske.
O.
Benedict showed UP we'll in his
fights against Battling Levinsky,
which should make quite an impress
sion on the boxing a n in this section.
o
Matt Hinkle, the Cleveland promo
ter, has signed Joe Lynch to meet
Jack Kid Wolfe, in a ten round return
battle on December s, or 10. Lynch
won the former match.
Joe Fox. the English featherweight
and Alive Miller, the western heavy
weight featherweight, have been
matched to meet in a ten round bout
at Lorain, Ohio, on November IS.
o
p Jimmy Duffy win meet Benny Leon
ard at Tulsa, Oklahoma. tonight.
The champion seems to be taking off
weight very fast, as he wishes to
show the wise ones that he is still in
the lightweight class.
1t is possible that Clay Turner will
be substituted to meet Battling Levin
Sky in Montreal tonight. to take the
place of Eugene Brosseau, who is i'll
with an attack of paralysis.
Jack Britton will meet Harvey
Thorpe, of Kansas City, in a ten round
bout in Buffalo on November rs.
Augie Rather, the New York mid
dleweight, will not fight for some
time, due to the f~racturing Of two
small bones in his forearm.
Willie Meehan is coming east to
prepare for a crack at Jack Dempsey
and the heavyweight crown.
A bout between Jack Britton and
Benny Leonard. to be staged at the
Newark Sportsmen's Club on either
December 8 or Is, is pending, due to
Britton's manager holding out for
more jack.
Jimmy Clabby, the American mid
dleweight. Is going good in Australia
against the best boys in his class. In
that section. He is also taking on
heavyweights with much success.
O.
Joe Lynch received $2,025 for box
ing Herman in Philadelphia on Mon
day night. Herman received So
037.50 for his end.
Jabez White, of Albany, will meet
Pal Moore, the bantam of Memphis,
in an eight round bout at Memphis
tonight.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-17
Auditorium Five
CINCINNATI HAD MANY
MANAGERS SINCE 1891

Charles Comiskey, president of the
Chicago White Sox, was at one time
manager of the Cincinnati Reds. He
acted in that capacity from 1891 to
1894. He was originally a first base
man on the famous st. Louis Browns,
four times pennant winner. The man.
agcr of the White Sox is William
(Kid) Gleason.
Noted players who have managed
tho Reds since 1891 are:
1S91-1S94 - Charles Comiskey, first
base.
1895-1899-Wm. tBuck) Ewing. catch-
or.
19O0-Bob Allen shortstop.
19014-John (Bid) McPhee. second bases
l002-1905-Joe Kelley, o%utfielder.
19O6-19O7-Ncd Hanlon, outfielder.
190S-John Camel, first base.
19O9-1911-Clark Griffith. pitcher.
1912-Hank O'Day, pitcher-umpire.
1018-Joe Tinker, shortstop.
1014-1015-Charles Herzog. shortstops
1916-191s-Christy Mathewson, pitcher,
l9ISk-Pnt Moran. atcher.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-11-17
West Sides RGOrganizG
QuintGtte For 1919 Season

The West Sides have reorganized a
basketball team and would gladly
travel to meet all light senior teams
who offer a suitable guarantee.
In the West Side lineup will be-
found G. Nesley, w. Roessler,
stretch" Burke, Fred Daub, Norman
Dickson and Bob Handerhan. All of
the above players were members OF
the old West Sides with the exception
of Dickson. Burke and Handerhau
have been on the court and appear
in first class shape. Address all chal-
lenges to Fred JesZnak, 1913 Wash
ington street.