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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14
EVERYBODY LOST.

The British railway strike cost the
men about ten millions in wages, and
they won an increase Of $7,000,000 in
the pay of about 100000 low-salaried
workers extending over a period of
six months. The strike leaders are
wondering if the end justified the
means, and the British public takes
the view that the whole affair was a
heavy debit for the country.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14

The removal of the famous North
sea mine barrage laid by Admiral
Benson of the United States navy,
which has just been completed, arouses
speculation as to how thickly the seas
would have been sown if Uncle Sam
had been in the big fuss from the
opening gong.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14

i owe everything
to this medicine.
When | was pass
ing through mid
die life | had
hemorrhages, also
suffered Sc ers
pain and had ter
rible headaches.
/ suffered every
thing. Finally, I
decided to take
the 'Favorite Pre-
scription': it stop
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14
LUDEND0RFF'S OWN STORY
XXXVII- MARCH OF RUSSIAN ARMIES TOWARD BERLIN
CAUSED APPOINTMENT OF LUDENDORFF CHIEF OF STAFF
German Army Prussia Won Hin
enhurg Made Commander Chief Eighth Army Stop Eneys
KAISER WORRIED OVER INVASION OF
GERMAN SOIL IN EAST BY RUSSIANS
Copyright, 1919,
by The Press Publishing Co.
(The New York Evening WORLDLY

mnnnd German arm He "a ought a II
u "a ne n
bl alton p
lin Won uIows army N and n to save
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14

published by special arrangement
with the Mcclure Newspaper syndi-
cate. Copyrights reserved. Copy
righted in Great Britain by Hutchln-
son & Co. and the London Times, IN
snain by Messrs. SEEK & BARREL. in
Italv by FratelH Treves. in Canada
and Australia. All rights reserved for
France. Belgium, Holland, Russia and
the Scandinavian countries.)
In the next instalment General Lu-
dendorff tells of the plans for the
battle and the first desperate days
fighting, in which one of his army
corps broke through the Russian line
and began the advance which led to
the disaster to Samsonoff.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14

The cranberry crop is reported
double that of last year Will that
warrant doubling of the price because
it will cost more to harvest it?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14

Indigestion, Blliousness, Constipation.
Chamberlan's Tablets have restor-
ed to health and happiness hundreds
who were afflicted with Indigestion.
biliousness and constipation If you
are troubled in this way give them
trial. You are certain to be pleased
for they Will benefit you.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14

The constitutional right of free
speech depends on what the speech is.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14

ned the headaches, the pains and the
hemorrhages. | never had any more
trouble. 1t really is great. "-MRs. & b.
RALPH, go Terlurium st.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14
Tobacco Habit
Dangerous

saws Doctor Common, formerly OF Johns
Hopkins hospital Thousands Of men suf-
tering from fatal diseases would be in per-
feet health today were it not for the deadly
drug Nicotine. Stop the habit now before
it's too late, It's a simple process to rid
Yourself OF the tobacco habit in any form.
lust go to any up-to-date drug store and
get Ncotol tablets; take them as directed
and 10; the pernicious habit quickly van
lshes Druggists refund the money II they
tall BE sure to read large and interesting
announcement by Doctor Common soon to
appear in this paper. 1t tells OF the dan
ger of nicotine poisoning and how TO avoid
II In the meantime try Nicotel tablets;
you will be surprised at the results--For sale
:, the Briggs Pharmacy and the Rupps
Hvus stove
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14
Facific-Coast Folks
Testify

Redding, Calf :-'Dr. Perce's Favors
tie Prescription is perfectly wonderful
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14

Pierce's medicine and received sucn re-
lief that | can recommend it to others.
II have raised large family and am q
great grandmother and have always M
sisted on my daughters-in-lsw using Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription during
expectancy" -MRs. B. T. sEELY, 6s1L
Gath St. North
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14

journal Want Ads bring results.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14

entering another world to come into
this depressing atmosphere after
Liege and the rapid advance in the
west. But things soon changed. and
the general atmosphere improved.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14

Austrian army in September; its col
lapse would then have followed as a
matter of course. The situation as |
found it. was indeed very serious. but
after all, the problem was not insolu-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-10-14
WHEN A WOMAN

feSls I'll rgpN
tlgna, iysgk Or
dIszy--Tlnn she
feels tired before
the day Il hsguin
--she should R,rn
TO the Figl& no
manly TONIC.
ADVISED DsnshtaFs
In Young hssA-
GboSd
ents, oregonS
"1n my younger
days ] Was
greatly troubled
With gas On my
atop,ach. IL gave
me lots Of
trouble. ! began
using Or.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Mr.. Eagleton Hammock, who has
been spending months leave with
his mother and grandmother, Mrs. G.
e. Thompson. has returned to Camp
Jackson, S. c., for short time be-
fore being transferred to an aviation
camp, in which service he re-enlisted.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

George Walsh made many happy
hits in the picture story, "Never Say
Quit" at the Temple last night. The
story was one of amusement and adj
venture, with interest in every turn
of the reel. Tonight. the Temple will
have Geraldine Farrar, in The He'll
Cat" and Mutt and JEFF, both excel
lent pictures.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

''The most wonderful preparation I
ever used, my trouble has gone," is
what hundreds say. Listen, if you
have ECZEMA, ITCH or other skin
trouble, send 81 right now for S. A,
w. and rejoice you saw this advertise
ment. South African Wonder Com
pany. Jacksonville. Fla. 2-3ts
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Mr.. William Turnkey arrived in
Ocala yesterday afternoon. Mr.. and
Mrs. Will Gary and children, accom-
panied by Mr.. TURNKEY left early this
morning for weeks stay at Day.
tona Beach.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Mrs. Will Barco and children of
Bowling Green, are at Cotton Plant
with relatives. Mrs. Barco will visit
her sister-in-law, Mrs. j. c. Smith inl
this city before returning to her
home.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Mr.. Sam Barco of Miami arrived
in the city yesterday, having come to
take his mother to Miami. Miss Sue
Barco of Clearwater and Mr.. New
comb Bare oof Cotton Plant are also
in the city.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Mrs. Leone Carlton and Messrs.
Robert, Clarence and William Carl
ton, wife and brothers of the late
Marvin Carlton, have returned to their
homes in Jacksonville. Mr.. Fred
Carlton of Memphis. Tenn, viii leave
tonight en- route TO his home. He viii
stop in Jacksonville for a day or two.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

SAN ToX SHAVING LOTION. a
pleasant, soothing and antiseptic To-
ton for use after shaving. Sold by
THE COURT PHARMACY. 2-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Mr.. R. S. Hall and three sons, Earl,
Robert and William, are in Jackson
vile, and were joined there yester-
day by Mrs. Hall and Harrington
and together they viii proceed to
Asheville, N. c., to spend the summer ;.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

The Star is very sorry to learn of
the serious illness of Leone Bitch
FAINT, one of DIR. Blitch's little grand
daughters. The doctor, aided by an,
other physician, from Ocala, is max
ing strenuous fight for the little
one, and the Star sincerely hopes they
will succeed.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Mr.. Willard Steel, who has been
spending the winter in Ocala with his
aunt, Mrs. E. A. Osborne and attend
ing the high school here, left yester
day for his home in Bingham, S. G.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

The "EVERSHARP" percil is al
ways sharp-never sharpented. Moth
ing could please any writer more. Sold
by the COURT PHARMACY. 2-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Try SKID-DO-SKEETER once. It
runs them celan out of the house. Id
only by the Autobiography Dug
Stone. Phone 123. 28-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Miss Byrd Wartmann will give her
annual piano recital for the parents
and friends of her pupils at her home
Friday evening at $3.50 o'clock.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Hill and daugh-
ter left today for Orlando, where
they have purchased most attractive
home and in future will reside.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Another shipment of the famous
Alma Zada Face Powre in at Gerig's
Drug Store. 28-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Miss Helen Veal, who has attended
school in Miami the past winter, will
arrive in the city tomorrow and will
go on to Wildwood in the afternoon.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05
.OCALA OCCURRENCES

If you have any society items,
please phone One-Two-One (121).
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

The Autobiography is serving Ma
cronut Sundae now. That is away
ahead of walnut or fruit sundae. ct
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

We close Thursday afternoons dur
ing the summer months. Marion
Hardware Co.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Mrs. L. M. Mershon left this after
noon for visit with her son, Mr..
Luther Mershon of Miami.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Company A. County Guards, meets
for drill at the armory at 8 o'clock to-
morrow evening.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Mrs. J. M. Meffert and children
have gone to the lake to spend a week
at their summer residence.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Mrs. Nathan Mayo of Summerfield
is visiting in the city for a few days.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Yonge Sage, one of the best opera
tors in the state, is assisting at the
Western Union office during the melon
season.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Just in, Lord Baltimore Paper in all
colors, so cents the box at Gerig's
Drug Store. 28-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Tomatoes 9 cents pound at w. A.
Stroud's. SGT
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Light Buick Six, big bargain, per-
feet condition. R. R. Carroll. 31-4t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

Bell peppers 20 and 80 cents a doz-
en- at w. A. Stroud's. 5-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05
The Figures Tell the Story:

Orange Crush is made from luscious
oranges. The process of making it pre-
serves all the delicious, health giving,
nourishing qualities of the pure. golden
ripe fruit as it is picked, fresh and lovely,
from the blossom laden trees.
Orange Crush is delicious and health
giving because the oranges from which it
is made possess those qualities. 1t is good
for everyone for you, for the children.
It is especially beneficial to the sick and
canvalescing. 1t is always delightful -
always refreshing always just right to
satisfy the thirst.
Make it your business to drink several
bottles of OrangesCr Crush every day.
Telephone today fora case. Keepit IN
the home at all times. It is~feasonab1y
priced Your guests will appreciate it
everyone in the home will enjoy it and be
the better for drinking it. Serve it as the
first course at breakfast.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-06-05

ACCORDING to The National Dairy
GAIcouncil- a seven ounce bottle of whole
milk contains 136 ca1ories
The analysis Of CT1nge- Crush made by
Columbus Laboratories Of Chicago, shows
that seven ounce bottle of Orange Crush
contains 1874 calories.
This means that Orange Crush con-
tains 26% more sooi vaiue-as measured
In calories than whole milk.
AS foods-as heallh-givers- body
builders milk and oranges stand supreme,
Both are the foods prescribed by your
physician for the sick room, for little
children, for those needing tonic nour-
ishrnent.
Oranges, however, have one great adj
vantage over milk - they are infinitely
more delicious. Everyone loves oranges
and wants them. Few are enthusiastic
Ox1er r11i1k
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-06
Mail the Free Trial Coupon Today

gladly with special comb make sppl
who fills and mails this
hairwhether
natural color black dark brown medium brown light brown Better
still, enclose lock
You buy
full sized bottle direct
a begin with
bottle today
MARY T. GOLDMAN ll6o Goldman Bldg. ST. Paul Mimi.
Etabh, she'd fss
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-06

US lie viii have "A treaty. ~ course,
and shall lie surprised II thhl
trctiy does not provide for HoWr
sor' ~ league ot nations bnl J
don't cxpect TO see our president IN
% fighting mood when be rcidtnH.'
/ think h. viii return IN - very Dig
uiicd manner. convene the senate
and lay the result OF his labors be
fore that body with the recommen-
d1tion tia u take such action as
Ia i,S judgment Is FOR the lasting
good of our beloved country For
/ think the president even NOW N
convinced that there has been
m NsCarriaRe OF an Immaculate con
ocpuon That possibly, his adven-
lure abroad WAS mistake
And N because OF diSllluslonmcnl
and the realization that this In a
very practical and vulgar world
after an the presldent should turn
his head away from the league TOR
u single moment, all sentiment for
10 VIII disappear over night And
the courage which has enabled
Woodrow Wilson 10 reverse himself
uu 80 many occasions IL very "pt TO
result In Just such a contretcmps
We have that hope,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-06

cold or heat damage. Great improve
ment Is taking place along these
lines"
To aid consumers In obtainlna
equitable market quotations house
wives market guides are now being
published In many cities. Those show
what products are abundant and
scarce, what retailers paid for sup
plies and what prices. based on
market conditions, are fair to con
sumers.
Millions Of bushels Of corn, wheat
and oats viii be graded this year
under federal standards by llcansed
inspectors, whose work is super
vised by the bureau, the report says
"ursAc standards for these cereals
are tm use for all Interstate ship
mcnts. having also hscn adopted for
interstate business by all states hay
ing state grain inspection depart
ments This means that wheat for
example. will be graded according TO
the same standards when II leaves
the producing section as when II ar
rlyes at terminal markets. Buyers To-.
Gated on tho Atlantic coast can buy
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-06

wheat IN the Dakotas. or Kansas.
and know what they are buying The
same Aet OF standards Will prevail
throughout, The grain corporation.
organized by the government to
handle wheat under fixed prices.
buys entirely on the basis of federal
grades
with the passing of the Wa
emergency" the report conclude, >,
the bureau Of markets Is looking
forward to solving many pressing
marketing problems and sending out
scouts into foreign lands to open
up new marFts for American asri-
cultural prodbcts. Men have already
visited Australia, china and siberia.
Some are In Europe and others viii
go To south America, II is also look.
ing forward to improving domestic
marketing conditions to the end that
America may be better fed and
clothed and that through the i'm
proveInent OF rural economic Condi-
tions farm life may be made moro
attractive and the Iarms produce bet
ter citizens, aH wen ms more and bct-
ter products"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-06
CLOAKED AS PANACEA
FOR WAR SAYS lATTA

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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-06
BUREAU OF MARKETS
IS DOING GREAT WORK
Waste Ia DIstrIbution Checked Nv
More Prompt Handling of snip
mcnts on TRACK,
KEEPS PRODUCERS POSTED
[ niformity Of Iruin standards 80
cured hy system ~ i'hcrnl
Inspection.

CHICAGO. AprI b. IN" tinted
STATE, burcaI " markets, which
came into being flN years hso Win q
sJan NJ a dozen men. now H "pet-
atlng 1900 milCs % leased ic|'-
graph wires In the utcrrhang ~
market information FOR the benefit
Of farmers and dealers. according 20
report issued by the chicago "i.
fcc OF the bureau tonight
In facilitating distribution ~ farm
products the Chicf purpose ~ th"
bureau, spruisl telegraph Hhrhct ne.
ports are being furnished 30 thou
HintH " farmers ana mrrchh utS. IN
all parts OF the country IA" only
expense to The recipients Beng sent
10 10000 persons
The dsiy reports from Washing.
ton and the 82 branch offices winch
advise growers and dealers uf ne
supply, demand. prices and move.
mentH of products are rapidly elm
mating an enormous waslagc that
formerly resulted from methods used
by farmers aud d,rlr.butOrr the ~.
port says.
Toward solving tho Problems n
marketing tho huge umuuW of I've
t'h'h hllllAdlIN ~ N'lHN 'il 10 fAIl''i ~ ~ D.
the bureau has surveyed sources Of
supply and studied the hclllticr FOR
transportation with view Ia better
ing conditions" says the report, 1T
now maintains a national news scrv.
Ice which keeps producers, dts
trlbutors and consumers informed
Of supplies. movement. demand and
prices Nearly all teleEraphlc market
inTnrtnal "a the
great Chicago markets Ia furnished
by the bureau Of markets
The inspection department. one OF
the most important branches " tho
bureau. passed upon $4,000 cars Of
produce In Is months, according TO
the report A charge OF t2bO II made
for each year this money partially
covering the expense OF this branch
Government supplies destined Tor
Europe were inspected By tho bureau
officials In New York while the war
was In progress.
WIN Check Waste.
Not all the food that America
as a nation has been accused Of
wasting went into the garbage can"
says the report In dealing with the
inspection department work. whole
carloads OF fruits and vegetables have
stood In railroad sidings and rotted,
while shipper and receiver squabbled
over the conditions OF the shipment
unable to agree on settlement, Now
federal food products inspectors are
stationed at more than 20 OF the
large receiving markets and any In
ttrested person can have a shipment
inspected and certificates Issued
which are accepted In the courts
After inspection by these federal Of
fIcials. dealers and shippers find II
less difficult 10 agree on terms Az
result the cars are emptied and the
produce continues 10 the consumer
% Waste In distribution also has
been lessened by working out bet.
ter methods OF loading cars, Until
recently 7S per cent of the potatoes
received at large markets ware not
loaded properly, OF protected from
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-06
ASKS Wire injunction.

JACKSON. Miss. April 3. .-Ai,or-
ney General Ross Collins on behalf
of the Mississippi railroad commits
sion. has applied to Chancellor la
mar Eas,crllng for an Injunction re-
straininE the Postal and Western
Cnlon companies and the postmaster
general from enforcing tho 20 pcr
cent increase In telegraph tolls. re
Gently ordered by Postmaster cen
eral Burleson. The case will be called
for hearing before the chancellor
nrXt Tuesday
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-06

GALVESTON. Aprr 5.--The trans.
port Hancock arrived here today and
IL expected TO- sail next Thursday
for GuAu,tudmo GaJ, ppt au Prince.
and Philadelphia. with lhe third pro-
NAonal brigade United States ma.
rlnc CORPS on board one battalion
OF marines viii be landed In cub.
4 smaller detachment viii be landed
at Port au Prince and thu remnindor
win be taken to Philadelphia Tor
dcmobi ilzat.on
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-06

WASHINGTON, April g. Mem
bcrship ducs or initiation fees Of the
y VI. g A, Young Mems Hebrew
uvSociatlon, traternal societies lodges,
college fratornitieS and labor union
'luouls' arc exempt from the 10 per
cent tax ON social athletic or sport
ing clubs under The revenue law.
according to regulations issued today
by the Internal revenue bureau.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-04-06

PARIS, April 8 william G.
Sharp. the retiring American am
bassudor. Was the guest OF honor at
"A banquet given last night by LATIN
American and French friends. Rep
resentatives OF the French govern
ment and various Latin American
republics were present, including the
ministers from Argentina. Brazil
Chile. cuba and Uruguay
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1919-09-06
GOOD BROTHER WAS PEEvED
probably Parsen Would havs oess
Better to Let Psppsry Old Gentle
man Finish Nap.

"And, fuddernho'. bruddern and Sis
tabs" solemnly said good old I'arson
Bagster In the midst Of recent SER
mon. "lemme beseeclI yO'-HO! Wake
up har, Brudsler Sixxle! !"
"who-me1" tribe Indignantly re-
turned the member addressed. starting
from his nap. Oats purt' howdy-
do: howlin' at a pussOn dat-uh-way
and 'sturbln' his indications. wasn't
asleep, sah!"
"Den sah II yO' wasn't asleep yo'
knows what rs been uh-sayin'f'
"COu'se. / does: Yo' said. 'HO! Wake
up dar, Brud,ler SIxxle y"
"Yassah! But what did say befO'
dat? YO' doesn't know. sah!"
"Uh-well. US to dat. yO' doesn't
know yo'se'f. half de time what 20
are sayin'. And. leastwnys. 'twouldn't
mount to much, nohOw, II go was to
know 1t. Denis muh sedlmunts. sab
bawlin' me out sieh-ull-wsy befo' de
whole dox-gawn cong'egation.-Kansas
City Star.