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The Wahpeton times., 1919-01-09
GUM AND BEEsWAx GIVE CLUE
Novel Scheme Emnloyed to Trap
Thieves Who Had Ransacked Cot
taaes At Lake Charlotte.

Albany. N. "a piece Of chewing
gum that had been worked overtime.
E block OF beeswax. some plaster Of
paris and little detective work netted
a bag Of prisoners to state troopers
here recently. Cottages at Lake Char
lotte were being ransacked. The
troopers made an Investigation. A big
wad OF chewing gum was found in one
of the deserted cottages. Aplaster of
paris cast was made Of the gum. An
impression Of some ones front teeth
was revealed. Spencer Ham, a youth
Of nineteen, was under suspicion. One
Of the state troocers asked Ham to
bite into beesw9x. Ham did. The i'm.
preston was the same as that shown
on the gun and the plaster Of paris
cast. Ham confessed.
The Wahpeton times., 1919-01-09
SHE GETS MARRIAGE LICENSE
South Dakota eride-to-ee Buys Docu.
ment, Pays 81 for It, Then
Hunts Up the Judge.

Mitchell, S. D.-Cupid and woman
suffrage have apparently formed a
corporation here. Miss Marie Clipper,
twenty-five years old, strobe into the
offices of the clerk Of courts of Davi-
son county one morning recently and
planked dollar on the desk to pay
for the first marriage license that has
ever been bought in this county BY
a woman. After she had procured
the license she went out and found the
municipal !adge.
While obtaining the license Miss
Gipp.i explained that her husband-to.
be was "too busy to get the license
The apparent object of the purchase
was inscribed on the clerks record a
Ray Poyer, also Of Mitchell.
The Wahpeton times., 1919-01-09
AGED RECLUSE HAD
$4,000 IN SHACK
Fortune Discovered Scattered
About Room of Little Hut in
Parkersburg.

Parkersburg, Pa.-Neighbers broke
into the miserable little shack occupied
as home by Edwin ]. Moore, and
found him lying unconscious on the
floor. Scattered about the: small,
shabby room were gold coins, bank
notes and national currency long since
out of general circulation. The money
amounted to s4O.OOO and represented
10 years Of boarding.
Moore lived the life Of a hermit and.
while 1t was believed he was "well of" /"
townspeople had no idea that the man
kept $4,000 hidden in his miserly
home. .....
Edwin Moore was popularity sup.
posed to have given up the girl with
whom he was in love on account of his
mother. Moore and his mother lived
The Wahpeton times., 1919-01-09
Porto RiCOWaS Great
Help in WinningWa ar
also speak for the patriotism Of these
people?"
Much Food Saved.

Much Food Saved.
The people have invested their
money freely in Liberty bonds and
War Savings stamps. The saving of
food has been so efficiently preached
and has been so we'll organized by the
food commission that vast quantities
of food have been saved.
Another example of the wonderful
patriotism of the people was demon
strated in the work of Mr.. Antonio
Arbona. coffee planter living near
Ciales. The coffee planters. of Porto
Rico have suffered greatly on account
of there being no market for their
coffee in the states. On account Of
the war their foreign market was cut
off. There are 10000 people in Porto
Rico dependent upon the coffee in
.dustry for a livelihood and the coffee
condition has caused the people much
suffering. Mr.. ARIZONA. a man more
than sixty years old, covered two bar
rios on horseback and succeeded in
selling to the small coffee planters
more than $4,000 of Liberty bonds
in the fourth campaign, most of these
being $50 and 500 bonds.
In all things pertaining to war work
the Spanish merchants throughout the
island have co-operated to the fullest
extent. Liberty bonds they have
bought literally and they have given
freely to the Red Cross. have never
come in contact 1HA class of busi-
ness men who give more freely than
these, or more cheerfully. either.
When the Red Cross was seeking a
new home 45 business men-Span-
iards. Porto Ricans and Americans
donated $1,000, this money being
raised in few hours, thus enabling
the Red Cross to have quarters in
one building.
The Four-Minute Men.
The "Four-Minute Men, of Porto
Rico did great work in speeding the
winning Of the war. All of the prin-
cipal centers of population were thor
oughly covered and thousands of peo-
pie were reached through the speak,
ers of this organization. Amongsthem
were some of the most representative
men of the country.
During food conservation week q
campaign was conducted by public
school teachers in every town and
barrio. The number of public meet
ings held during that week exceeded
1000. Both urban and rural teach
ers made hOuse-to-hOuse canvass to
explain the meaning of the pledge
cards and to secure signatures. The
great parade organized during this
week was one Of the most important
The Wahpeton times., 1919-01-09

in Norwood years ago, but moved to
Parkersburg when the Pennsylvania
railroad established shops there.
Moore became clerk in Il store and,
although his romantic attachment to
one of the bellies of the town became
remarked. Moore often said that as
long as his mother lived he would not
marry.
For many years he taught music and
from this source, with his earnings in
the store, is supposed to be the hoard
ed fortune found by neighbors. Moore
was overcome by paralysis as he was
counting his money. it is supposed.
MoOre's fortune will go to niece.
His mother died a few years ago.
The Wahpeton times., 1919-01-09
GOOD SUPPLY OF
CANNED MEATS
Of Great Importance to Use
Nothing but Absolutely Fresh
and Clean Product.
Care IS. NEEDED WITH PORK
Directions Given for Preserving Sur.
plus In Jars for Future Emeroen.
cies-Preservatives Of Any
Kind Are Not Required.

Meat is too expensive to be allowed
to spoil or to be Saved" by the family
over.eating. The solution is to put
the surplus at butchering time into
Jars for future use. In this way the
enjoyment and food value is distrib.
uted throughout the year. A more
varied diet is possible for the family
with supply of canned meats, and a
palatable meal can be served on short
notice.
1t is Of utmost Importance that only
meat known to be absolutely fresh and
clean can be used for canning. Canning
will not make ''safe' meat out Of meat
in which putrefaction has begun. No
preservatives of any kind are needed
If the accompanying directions are fol-
lowed. Salt may be added or the
meat may be smoked for flavoring, but
neither is necessary for preservation.
These instructions require the use
Of a steam-pressure Gamer which
should be able to develop at least Is
to 20 pounds Of steam pressure, and
should test for a considerably higher
pressure to insure the safety Of the
operator.
Meats are ready for preparation for
the Gamer as soon Us the animal
heat has disappeared. They must be
handled in as cleanly manner as pos
sible. For home canning, meats
should be cooked first-fried. broiled,
roasted, baked or stewed-just as
would be done for immediate serving,
to preserve not only the meat. but the
home cooked flavor as well. The meat
is seasoned according to taste, and is
heated until it is entirely cooked
through without needing to be cooked
tender, before placing it in the cans
All parts of the animal should be used
Canning In Tin Cans.
For canning meat. tin cans in many
respects are superior to glass. The
same supplies are required for canning
meat in tin cans as for vegetables OF
fruit, and the same care ard direc
tions may he used. Full directions
for doing this may be had by writing
to the department of agriculture and
asking for the circular on home can
ming Of meats and sea foods with the
steam-pressure Gamer. Directions are
also given for canning in glass.
The following recipes are given tc
show how home.butchered pork may
be made into palatable and econom
ical dishes and canned for future use
The recipes are merely guides and ma!
be changed to suit the individual
taste. The time and temperature fol
sterflizing, however. should not b.
changed. The time given is for til
cans; pint Jars require the same TIM
for processing as the No. 2 tin cans
dnd quart Jars the same time as tn
No. 8 tin cans.
Recipes for Canning Pork-Roast Mea
Select the piece of meat wanted 70
roast, trim, and wipe with q dam
cloth. Heat some grease in a roastin
pan, put in the meat and scar quickly
turning the meat so all sides ar
scared (preventing the loss Of mea
Juice during cooking). A. soon a
The Wahpeton times., 1919-01-09
BOY STARTS A "sNEEzEFEsT''
Box Of Pepper Placed on Hot Stove In.
terrupts Church Services at
I>as


Springfield. Hl.-Services had just
been started in a small country church
at Jerseyville, near here. one Sunday
recently. following the influenza epi-
demic restrictions. when somebody in
the congregation let 60 vociferous
"kachoo." He braced himself, shook
his head and fired again. Then some
one else started and in less than a
minute volley Of sneezing rever-
berated through the room. With look
Of CONSERVATION and fright the offici-
atfng parson raised his hand to dis.
miss the gathering, but before he could
do so he had to reach for his own
handkerchief to stifle n sOnorous "whO-
is-she." Perplexed, ne gazed about.
Suddenly his eyes rested ON hot stove
where he perceived small box of pep
per peppering away from the heat.
Prankish boys had placed it there.
On its removal services were resumed.
The Wahpeton times., 1919-01-09
HAIR TURNED white BY
EXPERIENCES IN WAR

North Adams. Mass.-Suffer-
ing from shell shock. his hair
turned snow white and so great
ly altered in appearance that his
friends failed ta recognize him.
, Peter MacPhaj' returned hom"
after two years and one months
service as gunner in the Royal
Field artillery of the British
army. During his service Mac.
Phail took part in many battless
particularly notable ones being
Ypres. Cambrai and Combles.
He is thirty-seven years old.
The Wahpeton times., 1919-01-09
CANNING PREsERvATIvES
DANGEROUS

The use Of Commercial Pre-
servatives" of any kind in cam
ming is not only unnecessary but
may be dangerous. The most
commonly known preservatives
and "canning powders" usually
contain one or more of the chem.
icals known as borax, boric acid
or salicylic acid. Harmful re.
suits are especially likely to fol-
low the use of food containing
these preservatives by the very
young, the aged and feeble, and
others Of weak digestion-U. s.
Department Of Agriculture.
The Wahpeton times., 1919-01-09

SaNSOs
l Glove Of garlic.
minced (may DO
omitted)
2 bay leaves, pow.
dered or broken
in small pieces
l teaspoonful celery
seed, crushed
(may be omitted)
6 to IL tablespoon
fuls dry, fifn-ly
crumbed brea.l or
cracker cdumbc
2 eggs beaten to-
gether
y to l cupful Of
sweet milk
The Wahpeton times., 1919-01-09
WIFE CHARGES HUBBY
WAS SIMPLY TOO GAY

misunderstanding to a bill
filed for divorce by Mrs. Adele
II. Erickson of this city Emery
T. Erickson. her husband, whose
salary is $500 annually, had a
specially for costly dinners, gay
little trips to the theater, jaunts
in automobiles and expensive
gifts. The trouble is they were
all for "the other wDman," who.
in this case. the bill says. is Mrs.
Edyth Starkel.
The Wahpeton times., 1919-01-09

well scared sprinkle with salt and pep
per to taste. Add some boiling water
to the grease in the roasting pan.
Baste frequently Turn the meat from
time to time and roast SO it is nicely
Drowned. Cook until meat is done ut
should not be red in the center) with
out cooking 1t entirely tender. Slice
and pack in cans to within one-half
inch from top of can. Add the gravy
from the roasting pan, with boiling wa
ter, so it barely covers the meat.
(Leave at least one-quarter inch be-
tween gravy and top of can.)
If ham is used and skin is left on,
cut with point Of knife just through
skin, so as to dice and trim with cloves
and little tufts of parsley (if desired).
Add two small turnips to roasting pan.
Leave skin-side up (do not turn;
baste frequently, and cook until skin
Is nicely Drowned and crisp.
Cap (eXhaust five minutes If meat
and gravy have cooled; If cold, ex-
haust ten minutes; If hot. exhausting
Is not necessary, tip, and process in
steam-pressure canner:
No. cans 40 minutes at $50 degrees F.
or 15 pounds of steam pressure
No. 2 cans As to so minutes at $50 de-
grees F. or Is pounds of steam pressure.
No. cans IS to 60 minutes at $50 de-
grees F. or IS pounds Of steam 'essure.
In case meat is fat. time OF .ocessing
must be prolonged 10 minutes.
Snare Ribs.
Roast. the spare ribs in the usual
way, seasoning to taste. Cook until
done. browning them nicely. With a
sharp knife cut down the inside of
each rib, remove the rib bone, and cut
meat into pieces that can pass through
the can openings. Make gravy by add
ing water to the pan grease. Pack
meet ir cans and add the boiling hot
gravy to within one-half inch from top
of can. Cap, tip, and process:
No. 2 cans As minutes at 25o degrees F.
or is pounds of steam pressure
No. cans 60 minutes at $50 degrees r.
or Is pounds of steam pressure.
Pork Cakes.
I pounds lean pork Glove Of garlic,
pounds fat pork minced (may be
OF taDleSpOOnfulS Omitted)
SALT or salt to bay leaves, DOW
taste dered or broken
teaspoonful red in small pieces
pepper teaspoonful celery
teaspoonful chile seed, crushed
pepper Ito tastel (may be omitted)
" teaspoonful ALL to 12 tablespoon
spice fuls dry, fih.tly
or . teaspoonfuls crumbed brea.l or
sage (or poultry cracker cdumbc
seasontng) 2eggs beaten to-
Y to I teaspoonful gether
thyme y to 1 cupful Of
large onions. sweet milk
minced
Knead well, form in cakes, fry in
deep fat until nicely Drowned, pour off
excess of grease, add water and make
gravy. Two or three cookings may
be made in one lot Of grease. Pack
in cans. fill with hot gravy to within
one-half inch Of top of can. Cap, ex-
haust five minutes (exhausting is not
necessary If packed hot in cans and
sealed at once), tip, and process:
No. 2 cans As minutes at $50 degrees f.
! or Is pounds Of steam pressure
No. cans S. minutes at $50 degrees r.
or Is pounds Of steam pressure
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-11
GDy czUC Z UsT
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets
Przyczyny i Usuna ia

DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets, zastepu-
jace kalomel, dzialaia lagodnie M zoi9-
dek i stanowczo skutkuja.
Osoby, kt6rym czuG z ust, pozyskajq
szybka ulge przez DR.. Edwards Olive
Tablets. Sa to przjemne W uzyciu, Z
cukrowa powloka tabliczki, uzywane ma
od6r z ust przez wszystkich, kt6rzy 10
znaja.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets dzialaja
lagodnie lecz stanowczo ma aoladek !
watrobe, pobudzajae je do naturalnego
dzialania, oczyszczajqc krew i lagodnie
przeczyszczajac caly organizm. Czynia
one to samo co niebezpieczny kalomel,
lecz ME sprowadzaja z}ych ~nastepstw.
Wszystkie dobre skutki brzydkich,
odrazajaeyeh, sprowadzajacyeh kurcze
Srodk6w acknowledgement pozyska sic
przez uzycie DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets
bez kurcz6w, b6lu Tub innych przykrych
nastepstw.
DR.. +. NJ. Edwards odkryf formule
tych tabliczek pc administering prak-
tyee pomiedzy ~pacyentami cierpiacymi
ma dolegliwosci zo}adka j watroby, z
towarzyszaeym i'm odorem z ust.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets So 'czysto
roslinnym preparatem, zmieszanym 2
OLIVIA; ~poznacie je 20 ich oliwkowym
kolorze. Bierzcie pc iedncj Tub dwie GO
wiecz6r przez tydzieh / zauwazcle ski
TEX. 10c i 25c pudelko. We Wszystklch
aptekach. {
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siadala calego majatku tych Sto do
lar6w, kt6re sobie 2 cieakiej piracy
~Oszczedziia i = dala mu je w ma
die, IL z odzyskanem zdrowiem Cd
zyska sile do tdalszej piracy. Kiedy
po pewnym przeciagu czasu, ME
Czuia polepszenia, udala sic Znowu
do niego. Powiedzia} jej. re porada
jcgo "a owych sto dolar6w, juz sic
skoIczyla i iezel; chce dalej sic le-
czyt, musi dalej placiC. Gym godny
napietnowania, CO mozemy uczynic,
podajac adres i nazwisko tych pa
now. Tymczasem dajemy poczatk6-
we tylko litcry. Doktor &c.,. W
sp6lcc. (nicstety z Polakiem panem
S..
Oh. kOchani c%zytelnicy. czy nigdy
ME nabedziccie rozsadku. pomimo
nawolywah i przestr6g, tax Re ctro-
ny ..prawdziwych' lekarzy jak | 70
strOny prasy? Wszak zastanowiG sic
nalezy, IL tacy blagierzy ME tylko,
re was obiora 2 p~ieniedzy poczwor
mel mierze, ale NIGGA %zupelnie zni--
szczyG wasz organizm, o~bdarujac
was sZkodliwemi wlasncgO wyrobu
lekarstwami i 10 potem, moe Juz !
naisumienniojszy lekarz ME zdoia
tego n]aDrawiG. co oni zepsuli.
PAM r. l.. X. ,.Jaka jest najwta-
aciwsza odpowiedz mlodej gosposi
IA pochwaly "a smacznie przyrza--
dzone potrawy''.
To zalely cd tego jak ! komu Cd
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-11
Lsupistps slsktyems X.Ray iAbsnSpss
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LeknrE [ ChiruR

MIeszkanie: 2Ol9 No. Kobel UL
9ODZINY: Do 10 rsno-7 do s wiec.nrem
" niedsiele do lei pppol TIE Humh. V 3.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-11
DIAL OLA KOBIET.

miaiy bye wdzieczne, kiedy mp.
W razie choroby sprowadzono do
mich drogich lekarzy specyali-
stow i - pielegniarki oboe, one
teskniiy "a dionia matki, ktoraby
.poiozona ma goracem czole Dol je-
go uSmierzaia, teSkni1y "a poca-
iunkiem ma ,,dobranoc i dzien do
bry", ktory znaty tylko Z ksia-
EEK.
Rozmaite So - zapatrywania /
rozmaite uczuc wyrazenia: pew
ma matka, kt6rej coreczka umar}a,
mowiia: w trumience swoiej
spoczywaIa ma k~wiatach, najpie-
k~niejszych i najdrozszych, spro--
wadziliSmy ola niej'... TAX bic
dna dziecino - wqchaj je pc
smierci... czy ci to wynagrodzi
brk serca matki. ktora Gle CO.
dziennie zostawiaia wieczor Z ME
poczciwa siuzacq. sama uzywajqc
wszelakich rozrywek?!
Pewna kobieta, ktora Z caiem
oddaniem pielegnowaia chora
matke, mowiia re lzami W oczach:
,,duzobym "a to odda}a, gdybyni
mogla otoczyG ramEonami szyie
mojej matki i przytulic ja do Sic
bic, ale ME moge... matka moja
nigdy W zyciu mic ME pocalowa-
Ia. a kiedy tulilam sic do niej mo
villa: - idz, ucz sic hub: - idz,
baw sic - ! zawsze mi tylko PREY
pominala obowiazki mole, spell
mann tez tylko moi obowiazek."
Nigdy ME zapomne wrazenia
doznanego, kiedy by}am Swiad-
klein, jak chiopak czternastolet-
nj przyjechaf ma wakacye do do
mu i ma przywitanie rzuci} sic OF
Gu ma szyje. Ojciec, odrywajac je-
so rece Cd siebie: ZACH daj pok6j.
TAXI wielki chiopiec, ME wsty--
dzisz sic calowac i ~pieSciG:" Pc
twarzy chsopaka przeszedl Smu-
tiny cien, odwr6cil sic i odszedf.
Ledwie. powstrzymalam sic, "a
Izeby ME p~owiedziet temu ,.roz-
sadnemu" ojcu. jak nierozsad-
ME postepuje, lie pozbawia sic
szcseScia, odtracajac czuiosc ! uf'
nose syna.
Powiecie moze. re to wszystko,
co pisze, sentymentalne, ME ma
dzisiejsze easy - objawy? Mo-
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-11

PAM From. 49,. Otto jednym
miesiacu Goataiam try podObne So
bic listy z zalem niewczesnym i skar
ga ma - Observation-Disclosures. Ola
czego panic w%ier'ycie bardziej ,,roz-
rzucanym" kartkom / o~bietnicom bla
g!er6w niz W porade dobrego pol
skiego doktora, kt0ry ami ~wyZyskuje
W ten spos6b. AMI obiecuje tego, cze-
go p6zniej ME dotrzymuje. Niechaj
pani uda sic do dobrego. lekarza. o.
Dowie mu o wszystkiem ! to ,,lekar-
stwo" mu pokaze, kt6re PAM "a
szkodzilo". Me um;em PAM powie--
dice. CIV PAM dostanie ,~.satysfak-
eye, jezeli go bedz.e skarzyt, prosze
sic poradzit adwokata.
Ola przestr6g wszystkich iatwo-,
wiernych podaje fakt, kt6ry po-
twierdzic moze jedna Z moich czy--
telniczek. Chorowala ona I udaia sic
DO Dorado do takiego ~.,wszechleka-
r2a-blagiera". wyrabiajacego sobie
klientele "a pomoca rozrzucanych 20
domach kartek = pochwalami ola
siebie. Ow pan doktor usi}owa{ pre-
dewszystkiem wyludziG Cd niej pie
Made i ugodzil sic "a siedm dola-
row tyrodniowo Tub sto jednarozo-
wo. obiecujac, re "a te sumo wyle-
CIV Ia zupelnie. Biedna kobieta pe-
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powiedzied. N~aprzyklad: Obcym 60
SCION: ,,Cieszy mic, re PAM Tub pa
nu smakuje' - albo: ,,prosze po-
wt6rzyG potrawe, jezeli smakuje'.
Bliskim krewnym, Tub przyjacio-
iom: TAX przyjemnie uslyszeC, po-
chwale, dodaje ochoty do lepszych
usilowah, azeby zawsze ma mia zaslu-
zyG".
Dziekuje "a uznanie, najmilsze mi
take, jake PAM mi nap!saia. ! pro-
SEE zawsze pamietac, re prey lola
dek prowadzi / droga do serca me-
Ia.
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POGADANKA.

Siyszalam raz przypadkowo
jak dwie mIode dz;ewczeta, sio-
stry. z kt6rych jedna wkrotce
miala wyj5c "a MAJ, rozmawialy
z SODA, W aki spos6b one beda sic
obchodziiy re swemi dziecmi,
gdy je beda miaiy. Jedna z mich
mowiia:
ME MONA przewidziec PREY
szio$ci. ale to jedno wiem, re kie-
Gy bede m;ala dzieci, bede je bar
do kochac - postaram sic, "a
zeby byiy o tenn pr%zekonane, ia
ka 50 dla mnie radoscia i jak sa
pozadane i re p~ieszczoty ich sa
mi mad wyraz mile i re zawsze
chcialabym je mice PREY sobie."
Bylam bardzo wzruszona rev
rym tonem, Z jakim wypowie-
dziala te slowa... i czuiam, re
spragn;ona byia przywiazania /
pieszczoty rodzicielskiej. Znalam
dobrze ,,atmosfere" domowa, W
iakiei one wzrosfy: ,,chiodna by
IA / - wiatO w niei pustka."
Dom ich rodzicow byi dostat-
MO i wygodnie urzadzony, rodzi-
&C byli bardzo .przyjemni wy
ksztalceni". corkom dawati ,,wyz-
sze" wyksztaicenie - wszystEo
co ME przechodziio w ,,nierozsad-
ne z~achcianki" - jeStem pewna
iednak, IL zdziwiliby sic niepo--
miernie. gdyby bykusiyszeli wy
ray wypowjedziane przez corke.
A iednak - zdanie to byio ma
Stepstwem owego chiodnego oto-
czcnia, w jakiem wzrastaiy tie
dziewczeta, tesknily do miioSci /
czuloSci rodzicielskiej i marry
" o TEN, zeby Itch dzieci" nigdy
braku takiego ME czuiyt
Biedne dziewczeta! nigdy mic
dzy niemi i ich rodzicami ME zau-
wazono p~rzyjaznego zblizenia.
znaku czuloSci i miloSci; mic tyl-
10: .,dajemy wam wszystko, cze-
so potrzebujecie, wy czyhcie
sw6i obowiazek. uczcie sic dobrze
! badzcie wdzieczne..." mic po-
nadto, a one w~yrastaiy ma ladne
wyksztafcone panny, lecz zimno
! obojetnie przez rodzicow trak-
towane. Wdzisczne? Me, ME u
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-01-11

lem tam %znajomych, miedzy mimi
sedziego B., o ktorym myslaiem,
re jest juz zonatym L.. w duchu
poza}owalem Ivy, re juz tax pred
ko MAJ zostaw;a ia sama. Niena-
widzl}em go, lecz pomny do
brych form towarzyskich, poda-
lem i jemu z kolei reke ma PREY
witanie. Uja} ia swoja lewa...
,,Insultacya;?' - mysle - zwr6-
GLEN sic Z ia uwaga do mego
rrzyjaciela.
,,Jakto?' - odpowiedzia}
,,nie wiesz, re cd owego czasu,
kiedy szp;lka jego - narzeczo--
nej przebila mu lyle w rece, nosi
j2 - sztywna?"
,Czy bye moze!" krzyknalem,
"a coz jego zona?"
iona? Me ma zadnej' - Cd
powiedziaf moi przyjaciel, kt6zby
SIC zenif z.takq - ,,okropna ko-
beta"
,,Jakto - okropnqf
- .Chyba ME wiesz, Dos nigdy
Z MIA ME taiiczyi i - NE byleS jej>
narzcczonym, re ona Gala najczo-
IA s~zpilkami. Opowiadala mi sio-
stra, ,ktora sic Z MIA przyjazni, re
Z powodu zcrwania z MIA sedzie-
so i Z pOwodu tych szpilck, stra-
szne W domu ;ch odbywaly sic see
ny, W ciagu ktorych wyszIo ma
jaw, re LA ME tylko jest niepo-
rzqdna i leniwq, ale tcz hardo cd
powiada matcc, Sdy ia jcj zrobi
jjakq uwage.'
Coz. Ella" kohczyi o~jciev-
Icy cheese bye do Ivy podobna:
AIusze j~cszczc dodat, zc i ia, diu-
20 sic potcm walralcm. gdy juz
twojq matke pozna}cm. balcm sic
wprost jakjcgo zawodu. Navel
ME przypuszczacic Mode dziew-
czeta. do jakicgo stopn:a mez-
czyzni So obccric ostrozni z wy
boron malIonki. iak badaj2 mic
uow;erzajq i - z zachowania 4
nawct Z ubicru dzicwczqt, wy
ciQgajq ..horoskopy' >zczc>cia ia
przy$ziost. Dziwi mic tylko, zc
ty. cGrka twojej matk;. kt6ra n;g-
Gy mi mic daIa ~Fowodu do nicza-
dowolenia. ME jcstcS we wszyst-
ken: do mel pod06nQ. ch0ciaI
lyle sobic piracy zadajc, alcby
GIG ~nauczyt w>zystk;cgo najicp--
Szcgo, ale wiem juz. to tc twOjc
przyjaci6iki"...
..Ach tatku! dajic juz pok6j-
dc do sicbic ma gore i wszystkic
guzili poprzyszywam H.. dIa
tego, re ich DUO braNuje, ME
nam czasu dzisiaj ola mo;ch
przvjaciGlck. E. ale - dlaczcgo
tatko ME opowicdz;aF mi iuI da-
wniej tel h;storyi:3"...