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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
TODAY'S EVENTS

To-day Is the centenary of tie birth
Of Worthington C. Smith, an eminent
Vermont financier railroad nagnate,
and tnentcr of congress.
Edward Lauterbach, for many years
noted leader of the New York bar.
celebrates his rs birthday anniversary
today,
II. r. H., the Prince of Wales. in
the battleship Renown, is scheduled
to arrive today at st. Johns, Mid.
to begin his tour of America,
Al special election today the yot
ers OF Waco, Texas. will decide on
a proposal for the municipal owner
snip OF gas and light plant.
Delegates from all sections of the
country will gather in Rochester.
~ y today for a meeting of the
supreme council of the Catholic Re-
led ana beneficiary association,
me nigh cost of living will head
Inc list of important problems which
Wlll pc discussed by the governors cf
we iorlS-e'&ilt states. meeting In AN
City. ~ '''' Like
birmingham, Ala, holds an election
soaay TO decide on the issuance OF
$fb0o,O00 in bonds, with which il is
proposed to build a new city hall a
municipal auditorium and numerous
other public improvements.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12

But ''cinch" is not synonymous with
soft snap" Upon investigation of
its origin it develops different shade
of meaning. -...
Before railroads had penetrated our
great southwest. or even the old stage
made its bow pack-mules carried into
regions unsurveyed the household
goods of the travelling homesteader
or pioneer. as well as the family itself,
or the goods and person of the
itinerant merchant. Along the UNI
trodden trails which it was often nee
essary to traverse travelling was not
always smooth and steady. Mules
were prone to leave their burdens by
the wayside. To insure that all ones
belongings come in at the finish it
was necessary in loading the mule to
carefully tighten the girth to get a
good cinch, which gave a sure, safe
hold. From this we have ''cinch" as
certainty, a sure thing.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
ROUTING THE BOLsHEvIKI.


One phase of the labor outlook
holds encouragement, namely, the
disposition of most employers to meet
labor at least half way in bringing
about mutually satisfactory conditions.
There is scarcely a large corpora
ton in America which is not today
seeking to install one or other of the
many plans designed to give workers
O share in profit and. in not few
cases, a direct say in matters effect
ing their working conditions. Tue
Leitch Industrial democracy plan, per-
haps the most effective of alt is being
freely installed; shop committees. 4
la the Whitley plan in Britain. are
being introduced in number OF huge
plants; joint sessions of workers and
executives are being inaugurated; ard
in other ways employers are mani-
Testing their sincere desire to reach
an amicable arrangement Cor the con-
duct of their business.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
DOUBTS REGARDING HISTORY.
Denver News

History IS only confused heap of
facts" wrote Lord Chesterfield. and
Sir Robert Walpole declared i'm
patiently, "All history is lie" Bos-
we'll records a Johnsonian dictum:
1--WE must consider how very little his
tory there isl mean real, authentic
history. That certain kings reigned
and certain battles were fought, we
can depend upon as true: but all the
coloring, all the philosophy of history
is conjecture" Even Carlyle. who
loved Clio best of all the daughters
of Zeus, and who evolved the great
man. theory to explain the shaping
of human events. wrote: AT the bot
tom there is no perfect history: there
is none such conceivable. All past
centuries have rotted down and gone
confusedly dumb and quiet"
Nor can We forget the cynical ex-
clamation of Napoleon: What is his
tory but fable agreed upon?'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
Today'S Anniversaries,

1S12-The British army under Well
ington entered Madrid.
1S30-The first American railroad
was completed, connecting
Al any and Schenectady
1S85-Helen Hunt Jackson, author of
Ramona died in San Fran
cisco Born at Amherst, Mass,
Oct. Is. 1881.
1S89-High court in Paris condemned
General Boulanger and NM,
Dillon and Rochefort to life
imprisonment in their absence.
1S91-James Russell Lowell, the
famous poet. died at Cam
bridge, Mass. Born there. Feb.
%. 1919.
1S9S-An armistice was proclaimed
between the United States and
Spain.
1914-Great Britain made a declara-
ton of war against Austria
Hungary
1915-Allies landed troops, estimated
at $4,000 by the Turks, on Gal
lipoli peninsula.
1916-Germans made determined as
sauts against the British north
of Pizeres.
1917-U. s. food administration an
nounced plans to license mills
and elevators.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
THEY ARE FOR THE PEOPLE.

Railroads are primarily for the pco-
ple as a whole--not for those VINO
furnished the money to build them,
nor vet for those who are managing
them. nor even for the men who do
the work of operating them
The plan of the unions for taking
over the railroads IS the proposal OF
a new order of things, for they frankly
say that when the roads are ma
tionalized." similar projects will be
brought forward for the coal mines,
the steel industry. the packing in
dustry, and so on through the list.
Before plunging into these new
fields of experimentation, there
should be careful consideration of the
principles involved and the details
SUGGESTED. We do not believe there Is
any advantage claimed for the plan
fathered by Mr.. Plumb that cannot be
obtained under private ownership
strictly regulated by the government
"A regulation in the interest OF the
workers, of the security holders ana
of the public.
But the warning of the present
situation is for the profiteers. Ihere
should be an immediate reduction III
the cost of living, squeezing out Oh
inordinate profits. reimbursement OF
nrices to COSTS This is not the time
to take excessive profits. simply be
cause the demand for goods permits
of the process
The Journal pointed out that Pres
ident Wilson was making a great mis-
take when he left the country last
winter without making single rec
ommendation as to what should De
done TO assist in the reconstruction OF
the country after the war.
The president seemed to have the
idea that a peace conference would De
held and that the world would then
return to the conditions where we
found it on that fatal July 20. IVA;
when Austria declared war on Serbia
This was an Illusion. as the president
now knows.
We now have the status Of peace
but when we undertake to resume the
life we led before the war, we see
that the river of history disappeared
that day in an abyss, and that II mas
come to the surface again changed
! 9th in appearance and direction. We
| are not able to go back to past CON
ditions. We are faced with new ones
and the problems before us cannot
be solved by a gesture Ike that OF
Lawyer Plumb and the railroad
unions.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
WHO GAVE THE ORDER?

Who gave the order that on August
/. the price of shoes should De
materially advanced? He should be
discovered. Why was it demarpied that
particular day that the price of shoes
rise all over the United States? Also
why did every retailer. or nearly every
one, promptly respond to the de-
mand?
IT shouldn't be difficult for the fed
eral ferrets to learn who lacked up
the price of shoes and the reasons he
had for so doing.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
"In the DAYS News /.

M. Paul Deschanel, who is promi-
nently mentioned for the presidency
or the French republic in succession
10 M. Poincare. whose term will soon
expire, has been president of the
chamber of deputies since 1912
Educated at the College ,Sainte Barbe
and at the Lyeee Condorcet, he was
elected to the chamber of deputies in
1885, and in 1895 he was elected vice
president of the cham Ger. Elected
president of that body two years later,
he held office until 1902. From 1906
to 1912 he ftllel the imp rrtdnt post
of rapporteur du budget DIES affares
etrangeres. NJ Deschanel is Il mem
Der of the French acade ny. ard has
written many NO Us OF political, as
we'll as of a purely literary character.
His oratory has all the fire of youth,
but is polished and lofty. His grace
of appearance and manner S proven
bal,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12

by peaceful penetration" is now the
plan.
There is now openly operating in
the United States an organization
whose work, if successful, will make
the country in compartiyel few
generations a province of Japan.
The promoter and manager Of the
organization is a professor of the I'M
perial University Of Kyoto, Japan who
has been in this country on furlough
for five years and engaged during that
time in this work. The president of
the organization is one of the organ
izers of the Japan Society of America
So cleyerly has the plan of organi-
cation been carried out under the
gulse of protection to American cit
izenship and restriction of immigra-
ton generally, that 900 representa-
tive American citizens in various states
of the union have given it innocently
their endorsement and financial sup
port
The organization has prepared bill
for presentation to congress which
will let down the bars and pave the
way for future contrihutory legisla-
ton to hasten the end,
The first work of the promoter,
five years ago, was to secure the en-
- l9,,1,il'o+ta,, &C. nrotastor,t ob,,rcbe &c
" ,,.o,,ti,,s tno oon ,,,inistars
~ go - AGn am rocmhore which
80 ,,i,,a +io, y,Iods,ad itseIf to mo
oa9a,,,,1 a,a ,ffioient1,, otdnd it-aleo
9 ,,,iaa,Ito si 8, i~nor3nce of ito fnlI
stnaisioa,,ao - 20 NV $3.50
SIS I iIliaC,tt'' e, o,,ooa,, bonoIoss1,, Tan
i', a. th,t ,.ara ,oH, an,,,,,rioi,1e, one-
Tie ~ e''t ta+ai ,lo,11o +on If tha terri
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otben , ,aoo '''''''''i - ~
IL r., fo,,, ,oors r,a rJo waiian. horn
rot 40 % ,riil rn1o the territorv nv
Sst','l ,-otos and nile II NOT as Ameri-
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, C"llS' o"t o. ,'l+isI,+ior +t,a Tarorasa
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po W.. 1,oe o1rood,, bannoned in
r1.,,. ~ J.. WOW, rani1iy nrogressino in
lIe - ,, IL - o,lI,, a question
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12

Co. (The New York Evening world)
BY HELEN ROWLAND.

Co. (The New York Evening World.
For in the love market every man
is from Missouri"
And in his heart is the secret fear
that afterward he shall discover that
he might have done better"
Yet. 10! when he hath f.irted with
ninety and nine women and learned
their ways he is more doubtful than
when he knew no women whatsoever.
For his ideal hath changed ninety
and nine times; and he turneth from
them in WEAKNESS. crying:
Alas! alas! They are all seconds!
And ! see nothing that / want!
Go TO! | shall remain a bachelor
all the days of my life"
Then, behold, doth fate the shop
keeper bring forth a damsel that is
marked "Unattainable."
And he perceiveth that it is she
whom he hath sought and whom he
desireth above all others-even as a
woman shopper espieth pattern that
is sold OUT and discovereth that that
alone will satisfy her.
Verify, in this way. my daughter,
doth a man learn his own heart.
Lo! | sought to pacify a babe. and
bestowed upon him an armful of toys;
but he cast them all upon the ground
and trod upon them.
Then l took one toy away from him,
saying, This shalt thou not touch!'
And he howled and rent the air
and would not be comforted until he
had received that which had been
taken away from him.
Even so, my daughter. doth man
Ind = h Ff hi
For unto him love Is not a matter
of inspiration but of desperation. and
that which he calleth a grande pas
sion is, peradventure. only a grand
perversty.
Selaht
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
WORLD is IN ITS INFANCY.

GuiZots History OF CIVILIZATION.
We shall not, I think, proceed far
in this study, without being convinced
that civilization is still in its infancy.
How distant is theshuman mind from
the perfection to which 1t may attain
-f.om the perfection for which 1t
was created? How incapable are we
of grasping the whole future destiny
of man! Let anyone even descend
into his own mind-let him picture
there the highest point of perfection
TO which man, to whom society may
attain that he can conceive. that he
can hope; let him then contrast this
picture with the present state of the
world, and he will feel assured that
society and civilization are stu i'll
their childhood; that. however. great
the distance they have advanced, that
which they have before them is in
omparably, is infinitely. greater.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
JEWS OF POLAND SAFE.

new 1OTk sun.
The declaration of Premier Pad
erewski that the reports of pogrons
in Poland were grossly exaggerated
finds happy confederation from Henry
Morgenthau, who was sent by l'resi-
dent Wilson at the head of an in
vestigating commission. MIR Nor
genthaus word on his subject Will
doubtless be accepted by the Amcri-
can friends of Polish Jews as final.
To his conclusion that the charges
against the Poies were tremendously
exag serated" lie former ambassa, or
to Turkey adds bit of wisdom for
the Jews of the new republic. Let
them remember, he says. that equal
rights involve equal duties. Let them
follow the example Of their American
eoreligionists and collaborate with the
government.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
TOffay's BIRTHDAYS.

Rear Admiral Thomas Snowden,
U. S. N, military governor of San
Domingo, born at Peekskill. N. Y, So
years ago today.
( julius Rosenwald, eminent Chicago
merchant and philanthropist, born at
Springfield, ILL.,. 81 years ago today.
James w. Wadsworth, United States
senator from New York, born at
Geneseo, N. Y. 81 years ago today.
Pauline Frederick, one of the most
popular actresses in motion pictures
born in Boston. 35 years ago today.
Christy Mathewson, one of the noted
veterans of professional baseball, born
at Factoryville, Pa. SO years ago to-
day.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12

sweet dream at dawn; but it cometh
into man as a telegram at midnight
with sudden shock!
Lol as a damsel that gooth shop
ping, so doth a man seek the woman
of his heart
Yea, in the market places he
seeketh her with doubt and hesitation
and many WanderingS
He lingereth long at Loves shop
counter, eargerly inspecting everything
but selecting nothing.
lie feasteth his eyes upon pink-and-
yellow blondes and dallieth with
glorious roans and piquant brunettes.
AS bargain hunter that colecteth
samples so doeth he eat of their cook
ing and sample their kisses and weigh
their conversation and test their de-
votion,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
BY Harry f. Lee. Deputy.
ADvERTIsEMENT FOR BIDS.

Bids Will be received for the COM
pletion of four ca school buildings in
district No. 10, Bernalillo county, New
Mexico, by the county school superin-
tendent, office In the county court
house, until August 80, 1919, at 10
O'Clock a. M, at which time all bids
will be opened and considered by the
county board of education at the Of
flee of the county school superintend-
emit. The right is reserved to reject
any and all bids. Plans and specifica-
tons may be examined at the county
school superintendent's office in the
court house. ..
MRS. JOHN w. WILSON,
County School superintendent.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
A Travelling Mans Experience.

You may learn something from the
following by w. HI. Ireland travel
ing salesman of Louisville. KY "In
the summer of 1883 had a severe at
tack of cholera morbus. / gave the
hotel porter fifty cents and told him
to buy me bottle of Chamberlain's
collie and Diarrhoea Remedy and to
take no substitute. took a double
dose of 1t according to the directions
and went to sleep. At five o'clock
the next morning I was called by my
order and took a train for my next
stopping place. a we'll man."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
NOTICE OF SUIT

mo. I19Sb
State of New Mexico, County Of Ber-
nalillo. in the District Court.
Lille Smith. Plaintiff, VS.. Dave Smith,
Defendant.
The above named defendant is
hereby notified that the above named
plaintiff has filed a suit in the above
named court praying for an absolute
divorce on the ground of abandonment
and that unless he enters or causes
to be entered his appearance in said
cause on or before September 10th,
1919, plaintiff will ask the court to
grant the relief prayed for in the
complaint
H. B. Jamison. Albuquerque. New
Mexico, Stern building. is attorney for
plaintiff.
NEST0R MONTOYA,
County Clerk.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
| am Sincere! Stop CaIome|! $
| Guarantee Dodson's Liver Tone
Listen to me! Calomel sickens and you may lose
days work. If bilious, constipated or
headachy read my guarantee. Q

Liven up your sluggish liver! Feel
tine and cheerful; make your work a
pleasure; be vigorous and full of am
bition. But take no nasty, dangerous
calome1, because it makes you sick
and you may lose days work.
Calomel Is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite. breaking it up. That's wher
you feel that awful nausea and cramp-
ing.
Listen to me! II you want to enjoy
the incest, gentlest liver and bowel
cleansing you ever experienced, just
take spoonful of harmless Dodson's
Liver Tone tonight. Your druggist or
dealer sells you bottle Of Dodson's
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12

Liver Tone for few cents under my
personal rnoney-back guarantee that
each spoonful will clean your sluggish
liver better than dose of nasty calo-
mel and that it won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know 1t next morf-
ing because you will wake up feeling
fine, your liver will be working; head
ache and dizziness gone; stomach will
be sweet and bowels regular.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely veg
etable, therefore harmless and can not
salivate. Give 1t to your children.
Millions of people are using sDodson's
Liver Tone instead of dangerous calo-
mel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the sale Of calomel ia almost
STOPPED entirely here
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
Here Is One Thing That
Is Absolutely Impossible

pected from any treatment that does
not reach the blood, the seat of the
trouble, and rid the system of the
cause of the disease? S. S. S. has for
more than fifty years been giving re-
lief to even the most aggravated and
stubborn cases of Rheumatism. 1t
cleanses the blood by routing the
disease germs. The experience of
others who have taken s. S. S. will
convince you that it will promptly
reach your case. You can obtain S. S.
s. at any, drug store.
A valuable book on Rheumatism
and its treatment, together with ex-
pert medical advice about your own
individual case, will be sent absolutely
free. Write to-day to Medical De-
partment, Swift Specific Co., $50
Swift Laboratory. Atlanta. Ga.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
A TEXAS WONDER

The Texas Wonder for kidney and
bladder troubles, gravel. diabetes,
weak and lame backs, rheumatism and
irregularities Of the kidneys and
bladder in both men and women. Reg
ulates bladder troubles in children. If
not sold by your druggist, will be
sent by mail on recent of SIPS. One
small bottle Is two months treatment
and often cures, Send for sworn tes-
timonials. DR.. Il. w. Hall, 293s Olive
street. st. Louis. Mo. Sold by drug
lists.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
Rheumatism Has Never Been
Cured by Liniments or Lotions,
and Never Will Be.

You never knew of Rheumatism
that most painful source of suffering
being cured by liniments, lotions or
other external applications. And you
will never see anything but tenn
poraty relief afforded by such make
shifts.
But why be satisfied with tempo
fary relief from the pangs of pain
which are sure to return with increas-
ID severity, when there is permanent
relief within your reach? Science has
proven that Rheumatism is disor-
Tered condition of the blood. How
hen. can satisfactory results be ex-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12

Massachusetts, man claims to
have invented street car that Will
operate automatically, thus doing
away with motormen and conductors
That sort of car should be popular in
these days Of street car strikes.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED
PRESS
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CHLOROFORM.

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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12

a fresh egg in Janu-
airy and more aston
ishing than a new
joke in a musical
comedy.
How, then. shalt
thou hope to per-
ceive when a man is
in love, since he
himself hath never
been known to per-
ceiVe it until the
eleventh hour?
For love cometh
unto a woman &c a
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-12
WAY BACK HOME.

BOYS LIE TOT June.
John-Did you hear about Rastus
bad luck the other night?
Jifnz-No. Tell me about it.
John-The door blew off his
chicken coop and all the chickens
went home.