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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02
Other Editors Than Ours
HENRY ASSANINE WOODEN HEAD WISE.
LEnr1 MaXn. .InnrnaI- C azefteA

We in possession of dreary attempt at mirth
the part of Henry Assanine Wise Wood EN- Head
the nature of elaborate the ideals
Americans preached during the and at Wilson.
The American people are quite familiar with Henry
Assanne Wise Wood en- Head. He Is the Wise
Wood Head who had much do with the
Islander OF the American navy and the president and
Secy Daniels during the three years previous the
beginning of the war, and the exposure at Queens
town OF the fact that Wise Wood EN- Head is liar
well ass. And yet Henry Assanine during
this period able TO make a profound impress
sion all the family OF Wood NJ Heads in the
country. and there many who actually accept
ed the inspired propaganda, which was we'll fl
nanced OF the Navy league the effect that the
navy in n helpless state OF decentralization and
disintegration under Daniels. The settled that
We don't hear any more from Wise Wood en- Head.
likewise Henry Assanine. about Daniels. He is
after bigger game and is attacking the League OF
Nations with much ferOclty Emma Goldman,
Alexander Berkman, Bill Haywood. Victor Berger,
and Bill Thompson, not 10 mention Bob La Toilette
Larry Sherman and Foster II is interesting to note
that he devotes much OF his drama" to an Irish
character who is pictured just the Wise Wood
en-Heads think lrishmen areas an nlterate. IN
Couth ignOran,us. unable TO speak the English Ian.
guage. This is intended. OF course TO please the
Irish and line them up beside the Menace Bri-
gade" under the command OF Larry Sherman. and
under the banner ITO He'll with the League OF
Nations and the Vatican" It is just such
glomOratiOn would expect from Wise Wood
en-Head. likewise Henry Assanine
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02
THE NEWBERRY INDICTMENTS AND
THE SENATORIAL. WHITEWASH.

The Michigan slk-stocking" brigade-the "old
guard" Of Michigan republcansm. as glorihed by
the old Mcmillan and then the Newberry millions
has struck its at asst. Likewise the "old
guard" of the United States senate. which only
Gently under the leadership of Indianas beloved
James Eli Watson sought to whitewash the Mich
isan affair has been given something of a jolt
The indictment OF Truman n. Newberry, of De-
troit. senator from Michigan by virtue OF his
frauds, along with hundred and more of his
political cohorts. merely exposes what has been
ing on Michigan for years Mr.. Newberry mere
" a climax artist" has one up against someone
hnaIly with the nerve not TO be bluffed out and
too weIl-to-do to be bought Oft OF course these
are "silk-stocking" gentlemen. who have been in
dicted over the line in Niiehigan-and it
would be impote compare them with the
"rough-neck" crowd sent up some years ago from
Terre Haute, Indianapolis and EVANSVILLE and. then
too is ''C-od's Own arty" that shelters them.
which reminds US OF the morning following the
election in 1919, at which the Newberry fraud was
consummoted: tina. morning over here in
county building. and The report of tho moment
that lienry Ford leading. Heavens but how IL
panied some OF the silk stockings of the local <
n p. fold: one in particular who nearly wept les,
the try 20 to the demnition bow through
tire fsnUre OF the Wolverine state 70 properly ap-
precisfe "estina ,'e gentleman AR New
berry We couldn't understand = al me time, buI
ve can row. That same gentleman. himself a We
tor at that election, has since well demonstrated
from hs high eninence his great ability for con
DOMINO. excusing AMI even ProtectinS c-ookcduees
in his party it Is not beyond ,hs range or
POSSIBILITY that some similar uses Of money was
made IN the campaign in Indiana.
And yet used 20 there wouldn't be
corruption OF elections when the saloons were
gone; meaning only. apparently, that there would
be by way Of the saloon. OF course so
-s-dmable a gentleman Dir. Newberry." builder
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02
A rROUBL ESOME INCOME.

Mary Pickford all worried about her enormous
income She went TO Washington to have her in
come tax return adjusted She felt that her at
tempts to figure it for herself were contributing
greatly TO the paper shortage and she wasn't get
ung anywhere with her computations anyhow
One of the things most people have TO be thank
sfu for is that their incomes put them o no such
distress.
Also, it might be well make a of these
facts and produce them 20 years from now. The
public will respond appeals for benefit perform
to keep the wolf from the door just as gener
ousy of yore. no doubt but it will be entitled
some amusement and vast quantities of graybeard-
moralizing
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02

An international diamond dealer
has now come forward TO blame the
war on an evil diamond owned by
the kaiser. His dentist used to claim
that the war resulted from sore
gum Of Williams, and pretty soon a
wealthy international plumber will
likely step out and say it was on ac-
count OF a defective water pipe in
his majesty's basement. And we have
always commended that there was
something wrong in his garrett, so
the real causes OF the war are now
before our readers for the first time
in any newspaper.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02
NoN-FssENTTAL CITIZENS.

An idle coal miner in December.
A fireman on South Bend street
car.
The driver OF a froZe-up auto.
The bartender of a barbecue.
A barber who can argue and shave
simultaneously.
A near beer hound.
A bootlegger with a poor memory
for faces.
The chorus girl who wears Isle.
The butcher who weighs his hand
and wrist watch everytime he makes
a sale
The veteran who asks: Were
you IN officer?"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02
More Truth
Than Poetry
By James J. Montague
CHEER UP!

CHEER UP!
Reds are thick and getting
thicker Stocks are falling-watch
the ticker; You can't buy a drop of
liquor" walls your pessimistic friend.
Angry strikers fight and riot; every
business is unquiet; we shall all be
ruined by it. II this chaos doesn' t
end"
Prices every day are rising at
a rate that's paralyzing; there is
really no Disgusting that we're due
TO have a crash. Any one can see
the nation in this dreadful situation
will be forced by wild imitation TO a
swift and awful crash!"
"You can hear the earthquake
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02

We imagine a newsboy's idea Of
heaven is a barbecue on a rainy
day. One Of the lads at the affair
Saturday was seen TO drink A glass
es OF cider, eat 80 beef sandwiches
and three dozen doughnuts, and
then ask Dad" Platner II there
was goin' TO be anything dom in
the shape of ice cream cones"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

Fred Bryan tells Us every time IL
rains. II saves the Indiana & Mich
igan Electric Co. 100 tons Of coal
per day. Which reminds US of a
song they used 10 sing, "Oh. Why
Don't II Rain on Me-"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02
INGENIOUS Is RIGHT.
(News-Times EditorialA

ews-Iimes Editorial.)
Some ingenious citizen sug-
gests that the so. 600, 900 gallons
OF whisky still held in bond be
distributed by the government
10 the people. free Of charge.
for medicinal purposes" II the
government ever tries that. it
will be surprised at the amount
Of sickness in the country.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02

Uncle Yves came down from Niles
to spend Sunday and informed US
that quite few Niles folks still read
this column, even since the Niles
Barber quit sending in contribu-
tons
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02

A leading newspaper opers editorial with the
announcement, THE economic situation is compli-
Gated by the developments OF the week." but the
plain. everyday family it seems that the compiled
tons of the economic situation further back
than that
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02

GIVES 81 TO HIS WIFE AND
ESTATE TO FRIEND, reads a
headline in the always interesting
News-Times. The only way a man
could get away with that would be
TO die, all right.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02

rumble! Industry is going to tum-
BILE. the republic sure will crumble
and leave honest people fat. Boil
sheviks with evil cravings will go
southwark with our savings. with
demoniacal rawlings and rough ges-
lures of eclat."
Though I would not try to smoth-
er the repining Of this brother, 1 be-
lieve some how or other that he's
Just a trifle wrong. For we're told
by sundry sages that the history Of
the ages has contained its gloomy
pages, yet the world has logged
along"
Things may look a bit depress-
ing Times may seem somewhat
distressing; future prospects keep
us guessing: skies may look ex-
tremely black; but despite our trou-
bled glances at rude strikes and
mixed finances, we are banking on
the chances that the country'S COM
ing back"
Copyright, 1879
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02
YES. AND WORSE II WE HAD
BEEN THEREl

Dear rower: 1 was an CONVEX
sation with a bootlegger the
other day and he said, en-
phatically, have no American
pride. What would you call him
an alien enemy?
w. G. T. L.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02

John, we know OF several sickIy
people that would more than like
~ accept a quart or two, with no
questions asked.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02

Great publicity is given the fact that 100000
worth of diamonds being imported every month
What would really interest the general public would
be news of an increase in the supply of black di@
monds.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02

We read where some miners have
been entombed. Seems TO us that is
a first class way to keep them on
the job.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02
PA PERKINS


SCI.
With the ar
rival Of cold
weather, my gal
Polly, has laid
away her fur SCI
for summer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02

bottles and that is what We would
advise in this case.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02
OH WE'LL. THAT'S DIFFERENT.

lear rover.
l read about Bob McInerny's
$50 ash pile and thought how
similar is my own case. Just
think Of me. I have a whole
barrel OF empty whisky bottles
and not even a peck Of shingles
TO burn this winter? My wife is
so narrow about such things,
that she has Mysteries every
time she goes into the base
ment.
Yours til Death,
SKEEZICKS.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02

Sounds like whisk eezicks from
here. More than one family will get
through this winter selling their old
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-12-02

"You can hear the earthquake
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1919-04-30
TAKING 4 CHANGE.

We remember two boys who, in
kidhood and youth were very good
friends, yet were congenial in but
few respects: Jack and William
(only those were not their true
names) were as opposite as the two
poles.
Jack was regular little rough
neck. He used to throw snow balls:
in the winter and mul balls in the
summer. William did not join in the
sport because it was too rough; he
feared for his clothes, or worse, a
crack in the face. - .-::.. =: -
William was a great reader. So
was Jack-of adventure stories and
tales Of heroism and mystery.
Jack learned to swim ere he put
on long trousers, while William only
went in where it was "hip-deep."
When the twain reached high
school Jack was on the football,
baseball and basket ball teams, and
William was a good rooter; but he
wouldn't take chance of getting
hurt. Jack did figure in the casualty
lists occasionally, but he always
came through and when cautioned
regarding the danger in the rougher
sports, would always reply that,
Nobody never got nowhere, who
didn't take chance"
When examination time came Will
liam graduated with highest honors.
Jack wiggled through by the skin of
his teeth
Both secured positions in the Of
fees of the same large corporation,
and at the same salary.
One day the manager offered 20
William a position as salesman. The
salary was smaller than he already
was receiving but there was future
if p he made good. After careful
consideration he refused. The mana
ger went after Jack, who gave hard
ly. second thought and accepted.
'I'll take a shot," he said to William,
who had argued to let "well enough
alone" .s
William still is in the office-not
| very high up, for he fears failure
Jack is General Sales Manager.
William makes a good living and
drives a fivver, while Jacks salary
is peach, he owns stock in the con.
| Germ and drives an automobile,
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1919-04-30
FISHERMAN TO BE REFUNDED
FOR FROZEN HERRING SEIZED

: Word has. just been received that
Hilmar Smuland Of Cascade, will be
refunded $3.50. 90 by the State Treas
ury Department for 2 tons of frozen
herring seized by one Of the States.
game wardens, in the month Of De.
cember 1917, and sold by him to the
Scandia Fish Co. Of Duluth = !.
It will be remembered that Mr..
Monker Of this place, appeared be-
fore the legislature last winter in
behalf Of Mr.. Smuland. and secured
hearing in the matter, and also
had bills introduced ia both houses
providing for a refund
Il IS very gratifying to hear this
good news, as the matter caused
conside excitement among our
fishermen. ..as5. '=5#
81 Mr. Morlker whose contention was
that the seizure was illegal is much
pleased to hear that he has been up.
hsld.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1919-04-30

Foderal AID No Longsr N Expert
mont Era of Marksd High-
S s way Development. s...za5 s5s5

Washington, D. G.. Federal aid to
the States in road building has re-
suited in the greatest era Of. high
way construction the country has
Fever known. 81. ,~ u E. s.. .s
From an experiment in 1915, when
Congress appropriated SIS, 1000 to be
used over period Of FIVE years to
aid States in road building. Federal
aid has developed into magnificent
certainty resulting in an appropfia-
tion of $209, ,0O0, 900 by the Democra-
tic Sixty-fifth Congress. The appro-
priation is on a "fifty:ffty" basis;
to receive Federal aid, State must
appropriate. an equal sum for the
! same purpose.
: Under this plan, in March alone,
lilo new projects We're submitted in
volving an expenditure of $17,558,-
610.07 for 1858 miles of highway.
For this the Government aid allotted
is $6,739, 1899. H., as many of the
States are >appropriating consider
ably more than the equal sum re-
quired to come within the. provisions
of the. act. Thirty-eight states are
represented in this road building
boom.
At one letting, Pennsylvania re-
Gently awarded contracts for the
construction Of highways exceeding
s., 100000 i'm cost: :Thirty-6ve thou
sand men will be employed on high
way work in that State this. year.
If all the other States, many Of
which have just as extensive pro-.
grams under way, employed men in
equal proportions, it would mean
that more than 100000 would be en-
Eployed on road work this year.
The war demonstrated the vital
need of improved highways. Almost
ninety per cent of all the automo-
biles in the world are running on the
highways of the United States.
Without them, it. would not have
been possible to handle the country's
traffic during the wartime emer-
gency,. hence improvement of the
country's roads1is one Of the great
est duties devolving upon the Fed
era1 and State governments.
For the farmer, Federal aid in
road building. means increased land
values through the hetterment of
roads, greater profits on his prod
ucts through decreased cost of
transportation; for the city man, it
means lower cost Of living, greater
facility of communication with the
sources of supply, reduction in the
cost of transportation, and to the
whole country a greater sense of Sc
security in times of national stress.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1919-04-30
MAN REPORTED SHOT "
3 AT kuaLER's CABIN
Tho NIan Who tho Authorities Hase.
T - Been After For Sonas Time
Found and Shot. " & z-z=.@s @z. I U.

The sheriff received a telephone
message Monday afternoon saying
the man who has been hiding IN the
woods north of Chicago Bay was
shot. Mr.. Lien Immediately drove
down to Chicago Bay and gathered
this information: =
Frank Kugler and A. S. Carlson
went up from Chicago Bay to the
Kugler trapping camp near Pine
Lake, when they came up to the
clearing they saw smoke coming
from the stovepipe. They at once re-
allied that the man who had been
bothering them several times before
and who had taken provisions and
clothing from them, was now in the
camp. They watched at the edge Of
the clearing for him to appear and
after some time lie came out. Kug-
Ter shot off his rifle and told him to
throw up his hands, the map looked
around as though he could not de-
tect where the sound came from and
ran to the other side of the cabin,
then Kugler shot again and the man
ran into the house. He then fired
through the door and soon the man
came out holding up his hands and
said something about being done for
and fell to the ground. Kugler cal
led to him saying he would send the
sheriff up to take care of him and
he and Carlson started off for Chi
cago Bay and did not go near him to
find out how badly he was injured,
explaining that they were afraid he
might have a revolver and shoot
them. Kugler was so excited that
the sheriff could not get him to
speak but Mr.. Carlson finally told
the story.
Sheriff Lien came home again Mon
day evening, as it was too late in
the day to start for Kugler's camp,
but left early Tuesday morning for
the scene of the tragedy and is ex-
pected back late this evening.
The sheriff had warrant for this
man, whose name is unknown, for
holding up MIR. and Mrs. Kugler with
a. gun and demanding food and
clothing, and spent over a week in
searching for him some time ago but
found that he had crossed the line
into Canada and was probably stay
ing at one Of the old Pigeon River
camps. He had intended to start
out looking for him again as soon as
travelling in the woods was less diff
ficult.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1919-04-30

State, county and city officials
from here and other parts Mime
sofa are to meet May 81 a 10th
at the State Capitol in 81 Paul TO
discuss problems Of child welfare.
The State Board Of Control is calling
this conference, and according To
the statement of Charles E. Vasaly,
Chairman Of the Board, "'it is fot
the special benefit of child welfafe
board members who have recently
been appointed under The new law
and whose duties are: not yet suf-
iciently clear. We shall welcome
probate judges because they preside
over the Juvenile Court, and ELL
other persons in the state who do
children's work of whatever de-
scription." - %= IT, =
The program announced by the
Board will include a notable list Of
speakers. Among other things there
will be an explanation OF the work
Of state Institutions by the superin-
tendents. Mr.. Charles f. Vasaly, Mr..
Ralph W. Wheelock, and Mr.. G. J.
Swendseal, members Of the Board Of
Control, will preside at alternate
sessions of the conference. ~
DR.. E. ]. Huenekens Of the Child
Conservation Department of the
State Board Of Health will discuss
"Infant Welfare Clinics" and the
subject of County Health Nurses is
to be presented by Miss Arnalia
Bengtson, County Superintendent Of
Schools, Olivia. ). NJ Mcconnell, the
new State Superintendent Of Public
Instruction, is to explain the COM
pulsory school attendance laws and
other pertinent educational matters.
The subject of child labor in this
state will be reviewed by Miss Agnes
Peterson, Director of the State Bur
eau of Women and Children, while
DR.. A. j. Todd of the University Of
Minnesota and director Of the train>s
ing school for social workers. will
discuss the need for "Trained Serv-
ice.', 49,, : r :..s.,
Such matters as adoption and
placement of children, unmarFliedS
mothers and illegitinate children,
feebleminded, delinquency, and
mothers pensions" areeeaa11onneela3s
as among matters for discussion, In
which the Chihren's Bureau of the
State Board Of Control and members
of child welfare boards have an es-
pecial interest.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1919-04-30
NOTICE

The time is near when it. will be
dangerous to set fires and let them
run unattended. Therefore it will be
advisable to have burning permit,
which can be had by phoning or
dropping line, giving the descrip-
tions of the land you wish to burn
on to the District Ranger
Respectfully yours,
P. J. BAYLE,
Dist. Ranger.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1919-04-30

Mr.. and Mrs. P. E. Aim and daugh-
ter returned from Duluth in their
car Monday evening.
E. j. Eide of Tofte has been visit
ing friends in the village and on
Maple Hill the past few days.
A. M. Anderson drove a new Over.
land down from Duluth Monday. The
car is on display in Ed. Toftey &
Cos. new show room and will be
used as a demonstration. 1t looks
very attractive in it's new quarters
and cannot help entice the prospect.
i've auto purchaser
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1919-04-30
SCHOOL NOTES.
Editor-Helen Jackson.

GulLOT-I1eieN JaCkSON.
Remember the Carnival!
Elizabeth Tofte has been absent
for week on account of illness. 1t
is found she will not be able to come
back this year. :' )
Miss Signild Soderberg visited the
schools last Wednesday. .
Biggest 'Side Show" on earth at
the Carnival next Friday. .
The Ancient history class are now
reviewing for examinations also the
Geometry class. Z
The finest kind Of Jazz Band has
been imported for the Carnival.
The Boy Scouts had their supper
down on the rocks last Friday even
ing: t.:
Come and see the Ford demonstra-
tions at the Carnival.
The high school and grades spent
Friday afternoon in planting trees
and putting out birdhouses. Friday
being Arbor and Bird day. A row Of
evergreens was planted = on both
sides of the walk and several flower
beds were made.
Watch the little tots Friday even
ing.
Celia Scott entertained the Mime
haha Camp Fire girls at her home
Thursday evening. A ceremonial
meeting was held and refreshments
were served.
The Caesar class are now having
two periods for Caesar every other
morning. The object is to give a
more thorough review of the subject
before, examinations. -
Tribulations of Teachers Trying to
Travel, Friday.
The Gitchee Ounce Camp Fire
girls had a ceremonial meeting on
the rocks Friday evening, after
which they cooked their supper.
Some of the children Of the grades
are out Of school on account of il
being maple sugar season.
Don't fail to see the Baby Show
Friday evening, Little Dears! :.
The G: G. club was entertained at
the home of Dorothy Woods Friday
evening.
Motley mob of magnificent mon
keys at the Carnival. :..
Lloyd johnson is absent from
school on account of his teeth .anc
is now, in Minneapolis for treat
ments. 5.+1,::, ~: & .s Ss4## 80 /,
"Go to the Animal Fair, the ami
mails are all there!" - :. !: :
1 Louis Aim has returned from Du
luth where she has been visiting ant
is again back in school. Her cousi,
Donald Stevenson returned with he
and will atten school here for I
time. n - .Iss5ss < "a e. 81 ::.=.5 * !.
The Minnehaha Camp Fire. girl
have already began to plan 70
their camping trip which will com,
l soon .as school is out.
The second year sewing class az,
now on their last article that the!
will make this year.
The greatest aggregation Of awe
4 Inspiring and nairth- -provok king event
ever seen in Grand Marais will b
I spread before the dazzled eyes of al
1 beholders at the Carnival. Don't fai
j to attend.