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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-05-24
PROGRAm
Centennial Celebration
ST, Matthew's Parish.

Sunday Evening. June LIST
Closing service of tho Council. IN
charge of the RI Rev. w. l.. Cravatt'
D. d.. Bishop Of West Virginia
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
Indigestion, Gas
and BI0at From
Acid.$tolnach

An acid-stomach cannot digest food
properly. Instead, the food sours and
ferments and. passing into the intes-
tines, becomes a breeding place for
countless millions of deadly germs
toxic poisons they are called. These
poisons are absorbed into the system
and cause untold misery. So, you see,
1t is just acid-stomach, nothing else
that makes SO many people weak. list
less and unfit; saps their strength and
energy; rohs them of their vigor and
vitality. sBiliOusness. bad liver, nerv-
BUSINESS, binding, splitting headaches.
rheumatism, 1umbago, scfatfca-these
and many other still more serious all
ments often are traced to the COM
mon source-an acid-stomach.
Take EATONIC and get rid quickly
of the pains OF Indigestion, heartburn,
that horrible, 1umpy, bfoated feeling
after eating; disgusting, be1chfng,
food-repeating; sour. gassy stomach.
These stomach miseries are caused by
what doctors call s.Hyperacfdity." It's
just ACID-STOMACH. And In adj
dftfon to the pains and miseries it
causes ACID Is the start
er of long train Of ailments that
most people never dreamed are In
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
WITH AN EYE TO THE FUTURE
Prinaa Donna Had Good Business Rea-
sons for Asking for Slight
Change in Contract

Senator Lodge sounded the warning
that the articles of the league of ma
ton should be weighed carefully be-
fore being adopted He asserted that
too many ties might well jeopardize
our future.
Indeed" we may well follow the
example of the prima donna who was
reading rough draft of her new con-
tract.
sWhen she came to the paragraph
providing that she should have trans
portation for herself, her maid, her dog
and Sig. Gazibenf, her husband, she
drew a line through the singers name.
:" Just make that husband she said.
Yes, madam assented the mana
ger, but may ask whyT
1.-The diva blushed and coyly fin
gered her hair. I might wish to make
change she answered"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
UNsPoILED BY HIGH HONOR
Officers and Men Alike Recognize in
General Pershino Qualities That
Compel Their Affection.

"Why do we swear by Pershing?''
countered staff officer in Washington
one day in response to question
well, I guess it's because he's the
real thing-a regular American, lie you
know what mean.
you can easily figure out the sort
Of man he is by the stories they tell
OF him. was with him when he was
on his way to Washington to receive
his orders for France. On the way,
we passed through the town in which
he lived when he was a boy. On the
station platform was the same old ne
gro porter Pershing had thrown stones
at in his boyhood. The general chatted
with the old man. Afterward ask
ed the porter what happened. He
said:
I" He done wanted ter know all bout
the folks he ulster know, an when he
was gettin' on the car again he picked
up a pebble as big as my thumb an
hove it at me, Jes like he ulster when
he was an Ornery kid"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

has been a household remedy all over
the civilized world for more than half
a century for constipation. Intestinal
troubles, torpid liver and the generally
depressed feeling that accompanies
such disorders 1t is most valuable
remedy for Indigestion or nervous dys-
peps1a and liver trouble, bringing on
headache, coming up OF food, pa1pita-
ton OF heart, and many other symp-
toms. A few deses OF August Flower
will relieve you. 1t is gentle laxa-
tive. Ask your druggist Sold In all
civilized countrieS.-Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22

any way connected with the stomach
Pleasant tasting EATONIC TAB
LETS that you eat like bit of candy.
quickly put end to your stomach
troubles. They act an absorbent
literally wipe up the excess hurtfu1
acid and make the stomach pure.
sweet and strong. Help digestion 80
that you get all the power and energy
from your food. You cannot be well
without It'll
If you are one OF those who have
tried everything but in spite OF It
still suffer all kinds of acid-stomach
miseries1if you lack physical and
mental strength and vigor-begin at
once to take EATONIC. Get back
your physical and mental punch ana
enjoy the good things of life. Like
thousands OF others you will say you
never dreamed that such amazingly
quick relief and such remarkable
Improvement in your general health
was possible
Your druggist has EATONIC. We
authorize him to guarantee it to give
you instant relief or refund your
money. Get big box Of EATONIC
today, it costs but little and the
suits are wonderful
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22

holds the others in
his hand so we can't see what the key
is doing which is being used.
''He can't hear us talk for he doesn't
know the language of keys and we
won't disturb him."
Sometimes said a second key, ST
wish he could hear us. For once we
We're stolen and he only just got
back in time.
ooh, that was narrow escape, and
how did long to call out that we were
being stolen. How dreadfully we would
have felt to have opened the masters
drawers and doors without the master
using u.s.
Eyes, that was a narrow escape
said the biggest key of all, s1but the
master caught the robber before he had
really gotten away with us. He chased
after him and caught him. My, we did
have run that timei And how we
hated to mover"
Lets tell of the places we open"
said another key. Eve can all keep
secrets
That's so,'' said still another key.
'sWell, open a little part of a side
board where candy is kept. After
meals I am used to open this part
the candy can be taken out and given
to the masters children and their
friends I am also used when they're
giving parties when they're having
special treats.''
I'm used said another key. '1to
open big money box. I see bills and
change and lots Of fine money. The
money itself isn't fine, but it can buy
lots of nice things If people spend it
without being selfish. The money once
told me that they all loved the master
because he was so generous
"But they said that some of them
had come from a young girl who kept
them in her pockets and told her
friends how poor she was and then
they would give up things and get
things for her Then, when she was
all alone she would take out the money
and buy herself some things all for
herself.
"Oh, the money said that that was
horrible. The girl was so selfish But.
in getting changed. some of that money
went into the shops and then into the
masters drawer, and when that money
was taken out again it would be
spent in fine way. for they had heard
the master talk
'T open a drawer in which birthday
presents are locked up before the birth
day has come" said another key. 81
know so many secrets. all about pres
ents and nice things for celebrations
ST open the cake tin said another
key. t.and my master always gives me
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
Looked Like Ii.

One of our camps was near the his
torica1 ground over which General
Sherman made his famous march to the
sea. One day the boys in an aero squad
were working on several planes. One
lad seemed to be having a hard time
completing his task. He sweated in
silence and finally threw down his
tools and remarked: teThis must be
the spot where Sherman said what
war is !''-Exchange-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22

w A11C hC opC4C0
a little drawer in
his safe, took out
s o m e t b i n g b e
wanted to work
over, and laid his
keys on his desk
beside him, where
he could keep his
eyes on them.
After q w b 1 l e
t b e Fl r s t K e y
moved a little and
said In a key voice
which only a key
could hear Let
us tell of our adj
ventures and OF
the places we see.
The master, when
he uses one OF us,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
A Lady Of Distinction.

Is recognized by the delicate fasc1nat-
ing influence OF the perfume she uses
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a busting with Cuttcura
Talcum Powder usually means a clear,
sweet, healthy slxin.-Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22

to my mistress
around meal time.
Often she keeps
me and I'm not on
the key ring, but
there is going to
be a birthday cake
tomorrow and she
wanted to be sure
no one would see
that the birthday
cake was already
in the cake tin, all
decorated w i t b
candles.
$50 she gave
me to the master
t o K e e p O h,
won't there be joy
tomorrow, when I
open the cake tin
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
Prism in the Window.

paint a whitewashed wall all the col
ors OF the rainbow If Gods blessings
shine upon grateful heart all the life
viii take on color and beauty Hang
your little prism in the east window
and see what beauty resuits.-GfrIs
Companion
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22

open Lie cane LII 0J
and the candles
are all lighted. There is going to be
a party
$50 I'll be used too.'' said the candy
drawer key.
@And I viii too.' said the birthday
drawer key
'sAnd viii too," said the key which
opened the money box, sfor some little
treats will be bought
wen Jingle tomorrow, all right"
said the bunch of keys in chorus. III
we are going to open up secrets and
pleasures and treats for a birthday
celebration
And the keys all sang
If you're a key. key.
You can see. can see.
The opening of joys,
For girls and boys
For the keys opened many drawers
and doors which held birthday pres
ents for the masters children
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
She Understood.

The preacher had been talking
about the necessity for new heart
Little Bess' father took her on his
knee and gravely asked If she under
stood what a new heart was.
"Oh, yes, indeed" she answered,
brightly. cts kind of heavenly
stomach"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
when Monex 4. curse

When Money Is a Curse.
It Is only when money is cheapened
to worthlessn ess for some, and made
impossibly dear to others, that 1t be-
comes q curse. In short, it is curse
only In such foolish social conditions
that life itself Is curse--George
Bernard Shaw.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
No Prospect.

Butcher-What kind of cut in this
meat would you prefer, madam?
CuStomer-A cut in price.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22

Thrift of Time.
Thrift of time will repay you in
after life with a usury of profit be-
yond your most sanguine dreams
Gladstone.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
Economical.

why don't you try cooking with
electricity?" Because we want to
keep down current expenses"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
Quickly over.

Bi-Pm going to see a mind reader.
Dix-Youu have a short session.
Boston Transcript
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22

If some people were to think twice
before speaking they would never say
ANYTHING.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22

Doesn't hurt a biti Drop a little
Freezone on an aching corn, instantly
that corn steps hurting, then you lift
1t right out. Yes, magicl No humbug !!
A tiny bottle OF Freezone costs but
few cents at any drug store, but Is suf1-
Client to remove every hard corn, soft
corn, or Germ between the toes, and the
ca11uses, without soreness or irritation.
Freez0ne Is the sensational discovery
OF Cincinnati genius. It is wonderful.
Criticism.
Billy Sunday tells with gusto OF the
subtle criticism that a pretty Phi1a-
delphia girl once passed on his tnfor-
NAL preaching methods.
The revivalist halted at the end of
an impassioned Philadelphia harangue,
rolled down his sleeves, put on his
coat and said:
"And now, dear friends, are there
any questiens7"
All the congregation was silent ex-
cept the pretty girl She asked from
her front pew:
MAY I smoker
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22
DADDYJFVfNINGE
FAIRY TALE |,
HuNcH OF KEYS
6r Harry Graham 6onner

The keys were all jingling on the
key ring in the mans pocket After
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1919-05-22

Or. Pierces Pleasant Pellets put to
ziness and indigestion "Clean house" Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05
OKLAHOMA OIL.
lBY Associated PresSl

Oklahoma City, April 4,-Oil pro-
duction in Oklahoma in 1918 aver
aged 204,650 barrels a day, with a
daily commercial value of 100000
based on present prices, according 20
the report of the State On and Gas
Conservation Commission. The re-
port gives the first oil production to-
tai announced by any state for 1918.
The Tulsa district still leads in ell
production, with daily average for
the year of 10000 barrels, the report
states.
The report says the state also pro-
duced for commercial purposes So
377645,561 cubic feet of natural gas
in 1913 and "muddled in' on con-
served for future use, 32,7S0,5 ,5S6,000
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05
BY ROY GROVE.
NEXV WORK

FOR an umpire to live for 28
years is one trick, but for one to
be umpimg for that distance is all
wrong, somewhere, amt it Les
ter?
Well, that is what Bob Emslie
has beer doing, and will probably
keep on doing, until some pop
bottle outlines his future in sill
very stars.
Besides leading this very
charming life, he is the big cart
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05
Wanted

WANTED-To rent 40 of 80 acres of
real old alfalfa land lido not mind
Bermuda grass), sandy loan pre-
ferred, for truck gardening pur-
poses, within 5 miles of Heber.
Should like to start to work from
1st of August. Will pay very good
rent. Answer to M. Mitoma, Box
304, Heber, Cal
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

FOR SALE-Some exceptional soft,
productive land with cheap irriga-
tion facilities, located in a good
community, partly improved.
Cheap. Will take some trade. Own
er, Box 6S, Imperial.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

cubic feet. In natural gas production
the Blackweel-Garber district led
with a total of more than 27,000,-
100000 feet in 1918.
There are now 23,561 wells in
Oklahoma producing oil or gas, the
commission reported
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05
For Sale

FOR SALE OR LEASE
16O acres fine soft land,
all cropped; on main ca
nal. A bargain for some
one. Must sell this week.
VIM. Mcmillan, Oregon
Hotel.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

LEAVING VALLEY; for next two
weeks will repair Sewing Ma
chimes, $500; Clocks, $10O. Work
guaranteed. Hickman, 835 Main.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

FOR SALE-1918 Ford truck, wire
wheels, in perfect condition; used
very little; must sell at once. ass
Main street. Ask for Turpin.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

FOR SALE-Pure bred Duroc-Jersey
sow, one pure bled Duroc-Jersey
boar; also tin feeder; II pigs, all
pure bred stock. H. Tagagi, one
mile north of Heber, southwes Of
Writings Crossing
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05
Miscellaneous

w. I. ODEN, "The Rawleigh Man,
Star Route, Ell Centric.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

WANTED-Rough dry washing;
first class work guaranteed. Drop
card to Postoffice, General de-
livery. II. r. Coins.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05
Osteopathic Physicians

DR.. j. f. FONCANNON, osteopathic
physician, FL Cenlro National Banl;
bldg. Phone 199-W.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

FOR SALE-150 White Leghorn
hens; so per cent laying. Mrs. H. r.
Balcom, 6 miles west and u mile
north on Highway.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

FOR SALE-191S Ford, equipped
with shock absorbers, speedome-
ter, storage battery, dash light,
clock and primer; will sacrifice.
456 Main st. Ask for Turpin.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

FOR SALE-One princess dresser,
oak; one fumed oak library table
and two chairs; one iceboX refrig-
orator. Apply Saturday afternoon
or Monday morning. 500 Olive St.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05
For Sale or Exchange

A FORD in good conc tition to trade
for house and lot. 652 Broadway.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05
CLASSIFIED
WANT ADS.
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING.
Accepted According to the Following
Rates and Rules

Rates-The rate for inserting Pre-
paid Classified or Liner ADVERTISE
ments in The Imperial Valley Press is
1c per word each insertion, if paid in
advance. Minimum charge, 25c.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

STRAYED-Thyee heifers, branded
~. K" C. Maier, 2 miles east OF
El Centre.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05
Lost and Found

LNGT-Onc red spotted cow; one
horn long and one small; white
race. r. +. II. /, Box 101, Braw-
Icy, Cal
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

Brindle red 3-year-old
cow, Jan 21. Blad in nose; right
ear cropped. Notify A. M. Mealey,
Star Route, Box 40.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

The Imperial Valley Press cannot
guarantee the accuracy or assume re-
sponsibility for more than one incor-
rect insertion of any advertisement
ordered for more than one time.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05
Auto Repairs

CONSOLE BROS, FORD REPAIR
Shop. Ford engines overhauled for
$40. All work guaranteed. Money
refunded if not satisfactory. 51l
Broadway.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

Classified Advertising CHARGED
TO ACCOUNTS will be at the rate of
INC par word, with minimum charge
of 25c>
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05

Errors not the fault of the adver-
tiser, which clearly lessen the value of
the advertisement, will be rectified
only by republication without extra
charge on presentation Of claim with
A in five days after insertion. No allow
Z ance will be made when the error
does not materially affect the sense
or purpose Of the advertisement.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05
Physicians
Planning Mills
Photo Studios

HETZEL'S PHOTO SHOP for
everything in photography. 1876
South Fifth. Phone Sd.
Imperial Valley press., 1919-04-05
Automobiles

STUDEBAKER GARAGE, Sixth and
Stale. Come in and ride Your Stude-
baker home. See S. f. Beach or n.
II. Norton for big barsains in used
cars. Terms 10 suit.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-08-12
Must BE Earned.

Must Be Earned.
Happiness and the sense of victory
science and duty and the souls higher
ideals,-Ncwell Dwight Hills,
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-08-12

Buy Fruit Jars at the Peck Co. ADJ
Protect your cattle-use Nalgo-
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-08-12

Even in many stubborn cases that
have bafflcd physicians and beauty
| specialists for years. You have never
in your life heard of anything like it.
They make muddy compilations, PIN
pies, eruptions, red spots, blackheads
vanish quickly. Your complexion can
be clear and you can have a beauti-
full rounded figure. Your face, hands,
arms and shoulders can be made
beautiful beyond your fondest dreams
in a few days by this wonderful new
discovery which phosphatizes the sys-
TEN. Its effect many claim is marvel
Gus, this treatment is absolutely
harmless to the most delicate person
and pleasant to use.
SPECIAL NOTICE:-Ladies wish
ing to increase bust development
should secure one or two ounces of
Rosetone from their druggist and
apply once or twice daily. This is a
most effective remedy and perfectly
harmless when used in connection
with argo-phosphate. It will round
out your form and increase your
weight like magic; unless you desire
to increase your weight do not use
argo-phosphate.
Dispensed by Welcome B. East
man, Chas. A. Searles & Co., st.
Johnsbury; Edmund's Pharmacy,
Lyndonville; and Chas, H. Coburn,
West Burke.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-08-12

Fly time-use Creonoid for cows
saves milk The Peck Co. adv
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1919-08-12
EAST ST. JOHNSBURY

Alex Blair, who short time ago
bought the Lumer Ladd farm met
with a serious loss last Saturday after
| getting the last load of hay for the
day and driving into the upper drive
way to his barn. The driveway is on
an incline and the load of hay was
stopped at the end of the barn and
the wagon blocked so as to unload
the hay into the end bay. The horses
were unhitched and led by the load of
hay one horse got by all right but
the second one in some way hit the
block holding the wagon and pushed
the horse under the railing onto the
scaffold over the stable six feet be-
low. The horse in trying to regain
his feet rolled from the scaffold to
the barn floor below and broke its
back and was soon put of its misery
by vetenery.
Use Nazol for colds and catarrh.
adv.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. E. Owens of
Concord were visitors at Mrs. Lockes
on Sunday and also went to McIn-
does returning home in the afternoon.
Use the American liver tablets. adv
William rofton, who is now stop
ping with Mr.. Owen in Concord, is
not as well and they have decided to
give up their Bennington home and
live at Concord.
Use the American taroat tablets
adv.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry McReynolds
is stopping for a while at r. Z.
Blodgett's. Mr.. McReynolds is in
hopes to buy small place here and
locate.
Use the American liver tablets. adv
Harold Bennett has secured a pos
ition at Fairbanks factory.
Paul E, Cushman is working at
Fairbanks Scale factory.
Use the American liver tablets. adv
Charles Hovey and family, S. L.
Grent and family motored to Lost
River on Monday and report a de-
lightful trip.
Carbola antiseptic whitewash mixes
with cold water. Will not peel. A. Z.
COUNSEL & Son.-adv
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Wood and
Mrs, Perrin were at the Red school
house in South Wheelock last Friday. |
Prof. M. S. McCurdy and Mrs. !
McCurdy return this week to their
home in Andover, Mass.
Binder Irvine is going fast. Buy
now, A. Z. Counsel G. Son. adv |
Congressman Randall of California |
is expected to be guest at the "Sun-
ny Sloap farm" next week.
Rev. and Mrs. Perrin attended SER
vices at the South church Sunday.
Mrs. w. L. Russell remains in a
'ritical condition at Miss Bertha
Lees. Much sympathy is felt for Mrs.
Russell.
|. X. L. Polish for pianos, furniture
md automobiles. The Chas. C. Locke
Co.-adv.
Church services next Sunday as US
lal.
Mrs. Inez Dunn of Boston was d
Sunday visitor at Mr.. and Mrs.
Jopp's.
Don't forget Enamel ware Sale at
Noolworth's, Wednesday morning at
o'clock.-adv.
Mrs. George Wood returned Sun
ay from Littleton.
Use the American throat tablets.
DIV.