St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1919-08-30
The Public Is Invited To Be
Present And Is Assured
Protection.
FORCED MARRIAGE
AT FIRST RUMORED
Beauties in Lovely Costumes
Will Be Big Card Of
Attraction.

"A Masculine Romance is the
name given a social event at which
the audience may decide the much
mooted question as to whether true
love ever runs smooth. 1t is to be
proven BY wedding. VINO the
bride ana groom are is kept a pro-
found secret and will only be reveal
ed when you pay fifty cents for your
ticket and hear the words pronounc-
ed that unite the happy couple Tor
life. There is some rumor that this
is forced marriage and that friends
of the bride have been cunning for
the groom for several weeks. We
wish TO say, however, that when You
see the bride you will agree that she
needs nc gunners to- protect her IN
her rights as virtuous female. Her
physical attractions are beyond dis
pute the most alluring and of pro-
portions to defy any criticism. II
she is married in travelling skirt Oh
modern length We predict that opera
glasses Will not be needed to dis
close her wonderful proportions nor
the symetry of that portion of the
body that is situated just above the
shoe tops. No man who once sees
her will ever be happy again or be
able to lift the weight of her loVli-
ness from his mind. We have said
nothing of the groom, because the
groom is rot usually considered If
marriages, but we will state that he
is a man of prominence and high
social standing.
There are to be numerous attend
ants, flower girls, pages, and all the
display that usually attend functions
of this high order. And we wish 10
say right here, that while there mas
always been a demand for some solu-
ton that will remove superfiuous
hair, there is fortune for any one
who will invent a preparation that
will both remove and replace 1t on
short notice.
The newly Weds will charge an ad-
mission to this ceremony because they
wish 70 donate the fund to the Wo-
mans department Of the Parish Fair,
and as a further inducement they
will guarantee that the women Will
ask for no further contributions by
any one who purchases a ticket, not
during this fair time.
This is / fair proposition, it is in
the interest of the Fair and it will
not be fair for anybody to refuse to
come forward. Tickets will be on
sale at honberg's Pharmacy up to
p. NJ. After that Mr. Schonberg
will be i'll attendance at the wedding
and as no one knows how he will be
dressed, you may not be able to find
him. You will then have to buy
tickets at the box office.
We give below the names of those
who will take part in the wedding
Some of them are ladies and some
OF them are gentlemen. We don't
tell you which is which, because ii
you don't know a lady from gen
tleman q newspaper is not the proper
place in which to give you instruc-
tions.
Dudley H. Weaver, Frank N. Bou-
dousquie, c. S. A. Thurman, Frank
Comfort, c. E. Schonberg, Warren
H. Smith, w. H. Kentzel, Adrian D.
SchwarIz, F. ]. Heintz, ]. H. Warner,
A. V. Smith. Karl Treen, John Hal
Ter, H. A Mackte, S. J. Newman,
J. Monroe Simmons, E. J. Domergue.
Z. Marvin Poole, J. c. Cappell, n r..
FitzSimons. Lewis l.. Morgan, Jacob
Seller, w. +. Morriss, T. E. Brewster,
Whit. Riggs, H. J. Os;endorf, P. e.
Smith, RCbt. w. Badon, l.. c. NOISE,
l.. A, Perreand, Karl Kohnke, Holger
kohnka, Russell Noise, j, Guyde
Grimmer.
Guests.
Charlie Chaplin, Mutt and jeff,
Fatty Arbucle, Madam Melba, Gin
NOR Novaeg.
We can go behind the curtain far
enough to inform you, however, that
there viii be some of the most daZ-
zling costumes, some of the most
wonderful curves, some of the high
est developed physical beauties Of
nature to be seen at this event than
has ever been gathered to lure man
from the straight and narrow path
followed by his ancestors.
The wedding will take place next
Friday, September 5, at the Park
view Theatre.
Mrs. j. B. Wortham has been
working hard to bring this wedding
about. She is a woman who hates