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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1919-02-03

WANTED--Work by day. Phone
568-W. IS 2d23
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FOR .sA1E

FOR SALE-Eighty acres, 1 u miles
from Solway, MINI. Good soil,
partly cleared. Will sell on easy
terms or may consider trade. Ed.
Thompson. Bertha, Mimi. 3d2i
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FOR RENT

FOR RENT One modern furnished
room, 515 Bemidji Ave. 5-23
FOR RENT--Two modern furnished
rooms, l113 Bemidji avenue,
phone 345. p. II. Winter 1241f
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WANTED Girls at Bemidji Steam
Laundry. Work begins Mar. Bird.
Address ]. J. Trask. 7d2S
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or woman, salary
$24, full time soc an hour spare
time, selling guaranteed hosiery to
wearer. Experience unnecessary.
Guaranteed Mills: Norristown, Pa.
" 75Sz 1924
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IN THE SWEET BYE AND BYE.

(By United Press. I.
Sydney, Jan. S. tBy Mail. About
1900 tons Of honey are stored in
Australia, mostly on SPECTATORS ac-
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WANTED To rent; room houge
with bath; In desirable location.
Not too far from the business dis
trict. Address rs, Pioneer. 120tf
Pioneer.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-08-10

PARTS OF all cars IN stock.
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sell. Money cheerfully refunded.
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saving. Come and visit US and
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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
INTERESTING PERSONAL AND SOCIAL
CHURCH DEPT.
IN CELEBRATION
Home Members of the First
Church of God Entertained
on Saturday Afternoon

A reception was given to the men,
bers of the home department of the
First Church of God, Fourth and
strawberry streets, Saturday after
noon from to o'clock.
Mrs. Shelter. superintendent and
her committee arranged the following
program: Piano solo, William Shet-
ter; vocal solo. Miss Josephine Baer;
accompanied by Mrs. Mackey; black
board drawings and talk by Mrs. VIII
liam n. Yates; piano solo, Mrs. Theo,
dore Stouffer; address, Walter Cass'
Sunday School superintendent; ad-
dress, DR.. Yates.
Mr.. Cass was presented with Bible
by members OF the home department
Refreshments were served.
Those present were DR.. and Mrs.
William NJ. Yates. Walter Cass, Mrs.
j MCGEE. Mildred McGee, Josephine
Baer. Mrs. L. Houseal Miss Laura
Staub, Mrs. Page, Mrs. Linn and
Mrs. Newcomer. of Pitts
burgh; Mrs. William X. Runkle. Mrs.
Emma Shaub. Mrs. Fannie Long. Mrs.
j. Stouffer. Mrs. Theodore Stouffer,
Mrs. Basom, Mrs. Addte Macdonald,
Mrs. Myers. Mrs. Fishel, Mrs. c. M.
Rice, Mrs. Robert Wallower, Mrs.
Henrietta Mackey, Mrs. Alfred Siber.
Mrs. Emma Hoover, Mrs. Quay, Miss
Flossie Quay. Mrs. Shelter, William
Shutter and Miss Anna Erb.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
Edward Munce, Jr., Gives
Party For Small Boy

Edward Munce, Jr., gave a delight
ful little party Saturday afternoon OF
his home, 1912 Rollison street, in
honor of the first birthday of Billy
Brown, son of Mr.. and Mrs. Bartiey
Brown, of Paxtang.
The children who spent a happy
time were Elizabeth, Mary and
Clara Champlain, Muriel Ross
Everett and Janet Troup. Jean
Speakman, Adline Hershey, Sara
Elizabeth and Mary Jane Rohrer.
Mrs. Lille Brown assisted Mrs.
Kammerer in entertaining.
Some of the pleasure of the young
sters was spoiled by an accident Ia
Freeman Munce" the registe red
Irish terrier of Edward. The bicycle
policeman was running along at full
speed and knocked the dog over
breaking his leg. When the veterin-
karian came he said there was some
internal injuries too, but it is hoped
the lively animal will soon recover.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
PLEDGE DANCE IS
HELD AT CARLISLE
Attractive Social Event at
Phi Delta Theta Fra
ternity House

A most attractive social event, at
tended by q number of local people,
was the Pledge Dance held Friday
evening by the Dickinson chapter of
the Phi Delta Theta Fraternity, at
carlisle. Music was furnished by
Nlckey's Quartet, and the chanerons
We're DR.. and Mrs. II. NJ. Stephens.
Dr. w. w. Landis, Mrs. w. S. Ruch,
MRS. Mary Parker and Mrs. Frederick
Il. Morganthaler, of this city.
Among the guests present from
harrisburg were Miss Clarissa Wig
gins. Miss Esther wengert. and Miss
helen Ckerrick Westbrook. The
alumni members back for the dance
we're Edward Tustin. Jr., of Ocean
delphia.
The dance was given in honor of
the Following pledges: Walter Wer-
ner, of Atlantic City Law School,
class OF '22; Clark c. Whitman, OF
Pottstown, class of '23: Ira A. Carl,
OF Bowers, Pa, class of '22; William
{. Shultz, Jr., of Waynesboro, class
or '2S; James o. Wrightson, of Bal
timore, class of '2S; Donald d.
Sample, of Sharon, class of '2S;
James F. Tustin, of Ocean Grove,
class of %; Charles e. Duffy, Jr., of
Wilson, Del, class of '23; Carl L.
Rothrock. of Lewistown, class OF '23;
and John Bacon, of Washington, d.
c., class of '23.
The committee in charge COM
prised Agnew G. Roorbach JOHN +.
Morganthaler. of this city, and Ra-
phael Pupp.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
HELP CAMPAIGN
FOR BETTER CITY
High School Alumni Associa-
ton Will Cooperate With
New Movement

Tonight will mark the most i'm
portant event in the life of the Har-
risburg High School Alumni Asso-
citation since its recent founding ac-
cording to an opinion expressed this
morning by Secretary Eckert. AL
X. Thomas. president Of the organ
ization, has called a meeting OF all
officers and members of all COM
mittees at the home of Miss Mary
C. Orth, 219 Broad street. VINO Is
a member of the Executive Commit
tee and of the Central High faculty'
Just what the association Is to
mean to the city of Harrisburg,
what it's principles are to be, and
what it's activities for the coming
winter months will be. will be taken
up at to-nights meeting. 1t is the
plan of those active in the admin
istration OF the association to make
il more than a social club. 1t Is
their earnest desire to help as much
as possible in Harrisburgs campaign
for ''the perfect city" Some of the
city's most prominent business and
professional men are members or
the association" Secretary Eckert
said this morning, "and we propose
to be a truly influential factor in
Its life"
Various social events have been
held already by the association, in
Guiding q big picnic at Hershey and
Halloween strawride. Plans are
now under way for the first annual
Thanksgiving Hop for the people of
Harrisburg in the Chestnut Street
Auditorium on Friday night, Novem-
Der 2S. The sale of tickets for this
event began to-day at noon. at the
Sigler Music Store and the Diener
Jewelry Store. The association does
not intend to make the Hop an event
for every Tom, Dick and Harry"
but the public has been invited so
that 1t may get some idea of just
what the association is and what it
can. do. The Banjo-Saxo orchestra
has been engaged.
Other social plans will be dis
cussed at the general meeting to-
night and definite action taken on
various matters. The meeting will
begin at o'clock.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
PLAY GOESBACK
TO CHILDHOOD
Sunshine Society Will Picture
Cinderella and the Proud
Sisters in Operetta

The thrilling tale of Cinderella" !"
the Prince and proud sisters. the
first real love story children learn to
know, Is the theme of the little op-
eretta to be presented by the Sun
shine Society, Friday and Saturday
evenings, December and with n
Saturday matinee.
Everything will be just like the
story with poor Cincedella sitting in
the kitchen at first with the brill
liant ballroom scene coming later.
The curtain rises on the youngest
chorus ever appearing at the Or
pheum-ninety little girls ranging
from five to fourteen years-who ex-
tend the invitation to visit Fairy
land.
Katharine Dubbs as the cruel step
mother scolds Cinderella elizabeth
Ross) for neglect of duty when Tom
thumb and witch appear as COM
forters. Everyone Is interested in
hearing Jerry Hamilton sing as the
Prince. Jerry spent twelve months
in France as member of the 4O6th
Telegraph Signal Corps and while
away staged n vaudeville show at
Neufchateau, for which he wrote the
lines, arranged the music and direct
ed rehearsals.
Mrs. Lee Izer has been added to
the cast as the Queen and Elmer
Hobbs-Ley will make a stunning
King.
Among the groups of flowers sing
ing and dancing will be THE Rose
buds including the Misses Gladys
Poulson, Sarah Jane Tunis, Ruth
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17

in the Tenth French Army Orders.
The unit was overseas twenty-one
and a half months.
Thirty men from New York, Penn
sylvania and New Jersey were pres
ent at the banquet. OF that number
about half are completing their stud
les at Bucknell. After their discharge
from the Army the men e1ected an
organization, making plans for an
annual banquet at the Penn-Harris
after the yearly. game here.
The honor guests Saturday eve
ming were Professor c. A. Lindeman'
of the University faculty.; Major
Whitehouse. who enlisted the men
in 1917; Lieutenant George Clapp,
who was assigned to the section at
Allentown and who took them over
seas, and Lieutenant H. Fl. Parsons,
who took charge of them in France
and brought them back to this coun-
try.
Other events held by college men
at the Penn-Harris after the game
included dinner for the Bucknell
team in the grill; dinner for the
Phi Gamma Delta men of Bucknell
in Parlor A. and one for the Gettys-
burg football team in the lounge.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
Church Class Meets
and Elects Officers

A business meeting of class No. IL,
of the First United Brethren Church,
Bcas street, was held at the home OF
Miss Kathryn Gettys. 2126 Green
street. During a short business ses-
sion the following officers were elect
ed for the coming year: Miss Isabel
Smith. president; Miss Mildred Attick
secretary; Miss Rachel Mccormick
treasurer; Miss Kathryn Gettys
chairman of social committee; Miss
Ethel Smith chairman of flower COM
mittee.
After the netting there was a social
time and refreshments were served
The following attended: Mrs. Harry
WEitmoyer. Miss Ethel Smith. Miss
Kathryn Gettys. Miss Rosella Jenk-
ins, Miss Isabel Smith. Miss Hazel
Smith. Miss Rachel Mccormick and
Miss Mildred Attick
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
Sisterhood to Hold Big
Dinner-Dance at Senate

The Ohev Sholom Temple Sister
hood will hold a dinner-dance on
Thanksgiving evening at the Senate
Hotel, with Braxton's orchestra
playing. Through the courtesy of
Fred Aldinger. proprietor, arrange
ments have been made for the use
of the entire first floor of the hotel,
as we'll as for the parlor on the Sec
ond floor.
Reservations, for which a nomi-
nal fee will be charged, may be
made by sending a check to Mrs.
Herman Tausig, chairman of the
committee. at sos North Second
street, Bell phone 507s-R. The pro-
ceeds will be devoted to the building
fund.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
Harrisburg D. A. r. Will
Meet December Fourth

Harrisburg Chapter Daughters of
the American Revolution will meet
in the Civic Club House, Thursday
afternoon. December 4, at 3 o'clock.
The general theme will be "Ameri-
canization" and among the speakers
will be Miss Rosa Santee who has
a wide experience among the foreign
born of the city.
Delegates from the chapter to the
State conference in Pittsburgh Mrs.
Samuel 2. Shope. Mrs. Alvin /.
Miller, Mrs. Samuel F. ,Dunkle, Mrs.
John A Sherger and Mrs. Charles j.
Wood. Jr., will each speak briefly
on one special topic that interested
them most. The committee to ar
range for the chapters 25th ami
versary celebration, Miss Caroline
Pearson, chairman, will report and
plans will be voted on.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17

IN ONT you enjoy eating a de-
licious lunch at the close of
your mornings business activi-
ties? Or, If you have been shop
ping and are just about half fam
ished, doesn't a sandwich taste
good? At the new Lorraine Tea
Room, in Walnut street, provision
has been made to serve you with all
sorts of appetizing things at short
notice. Particular stress must be
laid upon the delicious soups, sand
wiches and salads, as tempting and
satisfying as any you would meet in
many days travel. The menus
are arranged with great care and
only the best of everything is served.
Indeed. to lunch at the Lorraine
once is to lunch there always. for
the experience is so pleasant that it
bears continual repetition.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17

TT AVE you ever noticed that the
n successful business or profess
sional man is always well
dressed? Naturally, the question
arises, rs it because he's successful
or is he successful because of it?"
Probably both elements enter in. To
be successful, one must look the
part. No one realizes this more
fully than the alert young man just
standing on the threshold of his pro-
fessional career. From the very
start he must appear prosperous If
he is ever to make any great head
way towards real success and pros
per:ty. He must dress we'll, and. IL
he lives in Harrisburg. he can do so
with perfect ease by purchasing his
hats, suits and furnishings at
McFall's, for at McFalPs he finds
the ideal combination of style, quail
ity and service-plus fair, square
prices.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
HOME FROM CONFERENCE

Mrs. Charles ]. Wood, Jr, State
Secretary of the Pennsylvania
Daughters of the American Revolu-
tion, is home after attending the ses-
sions of the twenty-third conference
in Pittsburgh last week. Mrs. Wood
assumed her new duties for the first
time and after the meetings visited
relatives for a day or two.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
AMBULANCE UNIT
IN BIG BANQUET
Bucknell Men Who Saw Serv-
ice Enjoy Event After
Football Game

One of the most interesting events
held here Saturday in connection
with the Bucknell- Gettysburg foot
ball game was a banquet given in
the evening by the members of a
Bucknell ambulance unit in Parlor
c of the Penn Harris. This unit
was one of the the two that went
from Bucknell University and dur
ing nearly all of their service over
seas the men were attached to the
6Sth Division of the French Army.
Every man belonging to the sec
ton was cited for a Croix de Guerre
and the section as a whole was cited
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
Miss Naylor Marries
Melvin Hyde Saturday

The wedding of Miss Edna Jane
Naylor, daughter of ]. A. Naylor, of
Dillisburg, Pa, to Melvin Floyd
Hyde took place Saturday afternoon.
The ceremony was performed by the
Rev. DR.. Clayton Albert Smucker in
the parlors of the Stevens Memorial
Methodist Episcopal Church, Thir-
teenth and Vernon streets. The
bride wore n blue Georgette dress
with picture hat and carried pink
roses.
After the ceremony the wedding
party went to the Penn-Harris
where a wedding supper was serv-
ed. Mr.. and Mrs. Hyde will reside
near Wellsville. Pa, after their re-
turn from their wedding journey.
Miss Anna Haifleigh, of 1115
Green street. is visiting Mr.. and Mrs.
Millard F. Bingham at Chesapeake
Farm, Oxford, Md.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles H. Sucker
and daughter. Miss Marguerite
Sucker. and Miss Dorothy Klopp
motored to Pottsville Saturday to
attend the Hill School -Hotchk:ss
football game.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. George Bobb, of
Baltimore, spent the weekend in this
city as the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
w. F. Paul, of Cottage Ridge.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17

THE magnificent temple of Diana,
one of the seven wonders of the
- world, was set on fire by an
Ephesian the night Alexander the
Great was born in order to give him
undying fame. Such terrible de-
struction and waste would not be
tolerated in this enlightened age.
How things have changed! To-day,
the modern policy is constructive not
destructive. Such Is particularly the
case in the business world. 1t IS
the policy that has emblazoned GER
tain names across our memories and
it is also the policy that makes the
Cloos Company successful wherever
it goes. Ever progressive and en-
ploying the latest, most approved
methods, the Cloos Company offers
values and creations such as one
seldom finds. And, as for couteous
treatment-well, just visit the shop!
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17

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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17

Gross. Ruth Kapner. Mildred Clas-
ter. Grace Snyder. Virginia Sauers.
Louise Hickman.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17

THE man who works out of doors
in the winter must take particu-
lar care of his feet. The extreme
cold necessitates taking every pre-
caution against the danger of frozen
or frost-bitten toes. Sometimes it is
extremely difficult to prevent consid-
erable suffering, especially in the
dead of winter. But there is one way
in which to insure at least reason
able degree of comfort. At the Army
and Navy Shoe Store, Court street,
the out-of-door worker can purchase
heavy lumberman's socks-proof
against the coldest of weather. Or,
if he wishes something slightly
lighter, he can buy a pair of mems
wooden hose.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17

Miss Marie Wagner and Mrs. Will
lam Stephens, of Carlisle, spent the
weekend with Mrs. Frederick t,
Morganthaler, 213 Hamilton street.
Miss Martha Tomkinson and Miss
Ellen Finn Tomkinson, of GOA Boas
street, are home after summering
at Mountain Park. Maryland. and an
autumn visit in Rehoboth, Delaware.
Miss Clara Vallerchamp, who has
been i'll of peritonitis, in a Read
ing hospital. suffered relapse after
being brought home to 1925 Regina
street. An operation will be neces-
sary her physician thinks.
Herman E. Snyder and family.
motored to Philadelphia to visit st
the home of his son, Alton SNYDER
Mr.. Snyder is manager of the Colum-
bia Electric Company. 1858 Market
street.
Mr.. and, Mrs. Lewis F. Mumpert
went home to Pittsburgh to-day af-
ter weeks visit among old friends
in this vicinity.
Miss Rachel Hammond, of CoIum-
bus, Ohio, is spending a week or two
with her aunt, Mrs. Norman Thomn-
son, of Green street.
Robert jackson Homer, OF New
York city Is visiting his grandmother
Mrs. Charles III. Jackson, of state
street, for the week
Other Social ON Pase Z
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
ANNOUNCEMENT

ANNOUNCEMENT
NJ. MALL, Ladies' Tailor. 1918
Green street. We specialize In
remodeling Ladies Suits and
Coats
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17
LEAVE FOR TEXAS

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles E. Spang
have left for their ranch near Qua.
deloupe, Texas, after several
months visit with the latter's moth
err Mrs. r. e. McNeal, 825 North
Sixth street, and grandmother, Mrs.
John w. Pelan. 410 North Third
street. Mrs. Spang who before he
marriage was Miss Helen McNeoI
was much entertained during her
visit here.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-11-17

Other Social ON Page 5
Crossville chronicle. [volume] (Crossville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-06-18
Casket 1920 Years In Making.

The casket used in the recent fu-
neral of Grand Prince VI of Korea was
fashioned 120 years ago and was coat
ed with black lacquer two and half
inches thick, states the Seoul Press.
In Korea 1t has been custom from
olden times to keep various sizes of
collins in the Chosei Uong Life) pal
ace, and to apply new coat Of lacquer
twice each year, in spring and autumn.
Thus the lacquer gains in thickness
with each generation. Before being
placed In the casket the grand princes
body was bathed in sandalwood water
by court ladies, then dressed success
sively In an ordinary Korean dress, a
military uniform and a court robe.
Then it was wrapped in linen, next
with silk wadding and once more in
linen.
Crossville chronicle. [volume] (Crossville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-06-18
NOT JUST WHAT HE WANTED
Admiral Had Not Taken Into consid-
GRAFTON the Peculiarities of the
Cockney Accent.

Franklin X. Lane, secretary of the
interior, at the annual dinner of the
Publishers association, told this
story:
when President Wilson and his
physician, Admiral Grayson, visited
Buckingham palace, they were as
signed to beautiful rooms, gorgeOusly
decorated. Feeling tired, Admiral
Grayson stretched himself on luxuri-
GUS couch, when in walked turnkey
dressed in knickerbockers, wearing
wig and other equipment Of the royal
servitor. In cockney accent he
asked If Admiral Grayson would have
some tea.
"'No, 1 never dring tea replied Adj
miral Grayson.
Something else?' queried the serv-
ant.
mo doubt rejecting on the dry con-
,T q. dalg~spreading through the
United States, Admiral Grayson re-
piled:
".Well, yes, I would like a little
Haig and Halg.'
'"Certainly, certainly promptly re-
sponded the flunkey, and four minutes
later he brought back two soft-boiled
eggs"
Crossville chronicle. [volume] (Crossville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-06-18
Personally Parsed.

This is how high school girl re-
Gently parsed the sentence, HE kissed
me-:
"'He,'" she began, with a fond lin
gering over the word that brought
the crimson to her cheeks, "is a pro-
noun, third person, singular number,
masculine gender, gentleman, and
pretty well off, universally considered
a good catch. Kissed Is verb tram
sitive, indicative mood, indicating af-
lection, first and third persons, plu-
raj number, and governed by circum-
stances Mech, well, everybody
knows me-" And she sat down.