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The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
CAPT. lands, AMERICAN ACE,
TELLS HOW HE DOWNED HUNS
Son of Chicago Judge, Ranking Second
Among Uncle Sans Flyers, Comes
Here for Discharge.

Capt. Reed C. Landis, 22-year old
nephey of Judge C. B. Landis of the
Du Pont Powder Company of Wash
inCton, and hero of a dozen air
plane victories against the Huns,
was a one day visitor in Washington
yesterday.
He came, he said, to receive his
honorable discharge papers from
the War Department. 1t was
rumored. however, he journeyed i'm
mediately to Washington upon his
arrival in New York on the trans
port AgamemnOn to tell his relatives
here of his expected marriage in a
few days in Chicago.
Modest and retiring, Capt. Lands
yesterday afternoon was loath to
tell of experiences that have made
his name famous among his coun-
trymen.
Second American Ace.
War Department records rank him
second only to Captain Eddie Rick
enbaCher among living American
aces" with a score of IL planes TO
his credit. All of which Capt.
Lands discounts in an off-hand
Het said that he had not done
more than twenty or thirty other
fellows and did only what "he was
trained and paid to do"
Capt. Lands tells the following
history of one of his most thrilling
experiences: "A long range gun was
shooting up our aerodrome with ir-
I'itating precision and accuracy.
Every day at the same time a Ger
man Photographic plane came over
and took our picture. In order to
stop the accuracy of that gun we
had to get the photographer. l was
chosen.
I went over the lines and hung
over Douai aerodrome waiting for
the Hun to come up. 1t was about
six miles over. l was at about 5000
feet. Then ] spotted him at 1900
feet, headed for our aerodrome and
climbing as she advanced. I was
right i'm the sun. so I went down
on him. and got in good burst be-
fora - ~ r. The Hun stalled
and then sideslipped.
4 jammed on my rudder to make
a fast turn. Two Lewis gun drums
flew cut and jammed in my rUdder.
started a fat spin. The Hun had
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Canadian Troops
Go Home via U. S.

With the permission Of tho JnItou
States government. wounded Canadian
troops returning from England and
France are To he landed At Portland.
Ne. and transferred Via tho Grand
Trunk Railway. across Maine and
New Hampshire TO their homes. This
arrangement will cut of many hours
OF their rail journey. The Canadian
soldiers are To have the benefit Of
the full canteen and motor ambulance
service Of the American Red Cross at
Portland
Tho first shipload Of Canadian troops
is expected TO debark At Portland Iu
a few days. two ConSiGnments a
nloIth being arranged for thereafter.
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
SCOUTS plan
CIVIC BENEFIT
Anniversary Week to Be
Devoted to Doing
Good Turns.

Appropriate celebrations will mark
each day of the eighth anniversary
week of the founding Of the Boy
Scout movement in America.
Beginning on February s, Founders
Day for the organization. one good
turn" of civic benefit will be done
each day by the /, 500 Washington boys.
In reply TO a request the Washing
ton Board of Trade suggested that the
boys could aid the city. by collecting
the tinfoil from the city streets.
First Aid to Police.
Other days will be devoted to help
ing the Free Milk for France Fund,
the walk straight" campaign and in
aiding Mai. Pullman. through the
traffic policemen. to instruct citizens
how to cross intersecting streets with
out danger.
Another day of the anniversary week
will be spent on the Boy Scout farm
readjusting the farming Implements
for the spring planting campaign.
The committee on good turns" Is
composed of Vernon Bailey. chairman:
Glen van Eseltine, of the Department
of Agriculture; DIR. Edwin Kirk. of
the National Museum. and Charles 4.
Bell. OF the Department of Labor.
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
1000 BRITISH INVALIDS
LEAVING SIBERIA FEB. s

Five ships will be needed to take in
valid allied soldiers out OF Siberia
The State Department was advised
yesterday from PekinE that the
steamer Madras. bearing zoo British
and 80 Czech invalids. will leave Nlsd-
ivOstOk Saturday for Italy.
The American Red Cross is tryin-
to get another sailing by February
18th
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Relief Drive Committee
VIII Meet February G

The first meeting Of the Executive
Committee which will conduct tho
drive TO rails" IN" District Of CUIum-
campaign to relieve starving popuIz -
tions Of the Near East. has hoer
postponed TO THURSDAY. February s. a,
4.an y. M
Difficulty U EcuiuE out tho uurfros
in time mauc necessary Tho post
ponCmcnt. The meeting viii take
place in the District Building. Drv-
trict Commissioner ". Gwgur Carl
liner presiding. Tho local dIfva vi.
be held February l6 10 -
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
SOLON ASKS PERSHING
IF HE WANTS PROBE
Rep. Siegel Gables American Com,
mander; Pushes RESOLUTION.

Representative SieEel, of New York,
cabled Gen. Pershing yesterday ask
ing il he favored a Congressional in
vestigation OF the conduct OF the war.
as provided in Siegel's resolution in
tToduced in the House Monday
Siegels cablegTam read.
Your efficiency and fairness i'm
pugned in Congress. DO you favor
an immediate Congressional investi-
gation?'
Siegel will bring his resolution be
fore the House Rules Committee in
the next few days in an attempt TO
get action on it before this session
Of Congress adjourns March 4.
II it is passed only House members
who have been elected TO the Sixty
sixth Congress will be appointed TO
the committee.
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Capt. Southwick Named
/, Ship Recruiting Officer

The L. S. Shipping Board an
uOunced yesterday the appointment
Of Capt. William D. Southwick late
of the purchase and supply depart
ment of the Signal Corps, supervisor
OF recruiting stations for the board.
Capt. SOuthwICk will have charge Of
5000 official enrolling agencies at
which the Shipping Board recruits
young Americans for training in the
Merchant Marine.
He will be stationed at Boston,
which is national headquarters for
the Shipping Boards recruiting
service.
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
O'Hara Wants $4,000
For Fall Into Trench

The W. G. Cornell Company, a New
York corporation, was sued in the
District Supreme Court yesterday for
$4,000 damagts by James H. O'Hara.
O'Hara alleges that he was severely
injured while employed as a steam
filter in a building in August, 1918,
in charge of the Corntll Company, by
stumbling over a pile of lumber and
falling on an upright pipe in a pit
alleged to have been left unguarded
He is represented by Attorneys
Tucker, Kenyon and Macfarland,
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
RELEASE u. S. SHIPS
FOR SOUTHERN TRADE
Merchants Prepare to Resume Re.
lations with South America.

South American shipping soon will
be thrown wide open to all cargoes,
according to official reports yesterday.
Release OF tonnage by governmental
agencies has made it possible to con-
stantly increase the number of ships
In the trade with the East Coast
of South America. Unless difficulties
arise which forbid further release of
boats by the War Department, pref
erential shipping lists. for South
America, will be cancelled February
Is. The tentative date, however. may
be moved forward a week il condi-
tions warrant. it was said.
Since the United States entered the
war. shipping restrictions on South
American cargo have been drastic
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
RAILWAY REVENUES
FOR DEC. INCREASED
Show approximately 100000. 900
Advance Over 1917.

Operating revenues OF I75 OF the
s414, So, SIS. the Department of Com
merce announced yesterday. This is
an increase Of approximately 10000
900 over earnings for December. 1917.
Opersting expenses for December to-
tailed S575, ,2s2.5s6, against S2SS. So, 81 for
December. 1917
Yearly operating revenue for lSl
class one roads, with the exception
of nineteen which did not report in
December. were $4.62S. .O43. .927. Reve-
nues for 1917 totalled s. SO4. .SO5 eco. Op-
Grating expenses for the roads in 1915
were 1870. 80. llS. which 81. .O9O. 600. 900
more than were the expenses OF 1917
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
u. S. Merchant Sailors
Must Learn to Swim

American merchant sailors of the
future must be as much at home in
the water as on II. In other words.
they must know how to swim.
The L. s. Shipping Board yester-
day ordered its recruiting service.
which is training thousands OF
young men for the merchant scrv-
ice, to include swimming lessons IN
its training program.
Life saving will also be taught
apprentices on the Shipping Board .
training vessels.
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Early Action on Bill Asked.

FranS Morrison. secretary of the
American Federation of Labor, with
Representatives Austin, Tennessee.
and Heating, Colorado. yesterday
asked the House Rules Committee
for special rule to allow early con-
~idoration by the House of the Nc
Ecllar-Eeating Civil Service retire.
mont bill
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Limburger and Gas Same

know how poison gas smells. Jus
test IN" aroma OF common. o. doll
Cates>"H lImhuTEoT. Eddie RIcEDnbHCE
er declared al the auto show lunch
"Cn"c~o hk" this. he said. ''wouI
have shortened the Wsr."
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Al HEROES WIN
MEDAL OF HONOR
Highest Decoration In Lite
of Country Goes to
Officers and Men.

The Congressional Medal OF Honor
the country's highest war decora-
ton-was granted yesterday 10 Il
officers and enlisted men. All per
formed acts of "gallantry and IN
trepidity above and beyond the call
of duty in action"
The Il officers and enlisted men
recommended for the Medal of Honor
follow:
Lieut.. Col. L. ]. Pike Cdeceased. }.
Division Machine Gun officer sd
Division.
Major o. Muller Cdeceased). 3slst
Infantry.
Capt. C. II. Mallon. IS2nd Infantry.
Capt. L. {. Allworth, Goth In
iantry.
Capt. NJ. II. ChiIes deceased.
356th Infantry.
First Lieut. H. A. Furlong. S55th
Infantry.
First Lieut.. ]. S. Dozier, nSth In
fantry.
Lieut.. C. $. Robb. SS9th Infantry.
Lieut.. S Woodfill, Goth Infantry.
Second Lieut.. J. II. Wickersham
tdeceasedD, 35Srd Infantry.
Enlisted Men Honorcd.
Private Jesse \. Funk. 3j4th lntan-
try; Sergt Harold /. Johnston, 3J5th
Infantry; Private Frank Gafney'
lOSth Infantry; Private Charles ID.
Barger. &J4th Infantry; SerEt. Wilbur
r.. Colycr Cdeceased), First Engineers,
Corp. Thomas O'Shea deceased, lOdth
Infantry; SerGt. James /. Mestrovitcn
(deccascd), 1llth Infantry; Sergt Al
Ian Louis Eggers, 10th Infantry
Sergt John Cridland Latham, 10Th
Infantry: Sergt Reidar Walker, l6th
Machine Gun Battalion; Private David
r. BarkeIey CdeceasedD. 356th Infantry:
Scrgt. Richmond II. Hilton. llSth In
fantry; Private Berger LOman. l32G
Infantry; Private Clinton X. Slack,
l34th Machine Gun Battalion; ScrEt.
Willie Sandlin. 132d Infantry: Private
Frank Bart. Ninth Infantry; Corp.
John NJ. Pruitt deceased. seventy
eighth Company, Sixth Regiment, Ma
TiucS.
Also Private John J. Kelly. seventy
eighth Company. Sixth Regiment, Ma
TInes: Corpl Harold V. Roberts de
CeascdD. Company A. G44th Battalion,
Tank Corps; SerEt. William 4. Sawcl-
son deceased, Company NJ, 3l2th In
fantry: Private Nels Wold deceased,
lGSth Infantry; Sergt LLOYD NJ. Fibert.
2tth Infantry; Sergt. Sidney G. Gum
pcrtz. l32d Infantry: SerEL Johannes
:. Anderson, 1&2d Infantry; Sergt.
Carey Evans Foster. 1lSth Infantry:
Sergt. Phillip G. Katz, 354th Infantry;
Corpl. John {. Villepiguc. llSth In
fantry. Private Calvin John Ward,
Nth Infantry; Private Archie A.
Peck, 3g1th Infantry.
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Master Over All Save Wife.

Harrisburg. Pa. Feb. f.-Is man
master in his castle? Yes. SAYS
Judge George kunkcI, of Dauphin
county court-mastcr Of everything
except his wife.
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Famous Astronomer Dead.

Cambridge, Mass. Feb. 4.-Prof. r.
G. Pickering, famous astronomer of
Harvard University. is dead at his
horne here today. He was 20 years
old. Tho funeral will be held Thurs
day afternoon.
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Boiler Explosion Kills Three

kingsland, Ga. Feb. i-Thrcc
men are dead and two others badly
injured as the result of a boiler ex-
pIOsion which completely wrecked
the Kingsland Lumber Company 5
plant here.
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Locks Coordination" in Safe.

Soals. Ind. Feb. John Bates
did not see a slip of paper on which
was written the combination to his
safe, so he locked it in the vault
Experts hadn't succeeded in open
ing it yesterday.
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Kin of Dead Get Medals.

All posthumous decorations are pre-
scented to the next of kin.
Corpl. James u. Heriot deceased,
l1Sth Infantry. has been awarded the
Distinguished Service Cross and il a
Medal of Honor is approved. the Ad-
jutant General Is requested TO recall
the cross and present Medal of Honor
tC next OF kin.
II the Medal OF Honor is approved
for Private Robert L. blackwell de
ceased, llgth Infantry. the Adjutaut
General shall make presentation TO the
next of kin.
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Zoo Bear Cub Has Flu.

New Orleans. Feb. st Mary.
best naturtd bear cub at thS Zoo. o.
today ourl"d up IN hcr cage. d1s-
NAL ball Of fur. Doctors say she
has the flu
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05
Dry Law Voted Down.

Hartford, Conn. Feb. 4.-Py a
vote Of twenty to fourteen the state
senate today refused to ratify the
prohibition amendmeni.
The Washington herald., 1919-02-05

ell. After many
years of suffering
and pain | took
| this medicine, and
in a short time
began to feel
stronger, became
more regular and
didn't have the
pains which had
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
HOW
RHEUMATISM
BEGINS

The excruciating agonies of rheuma-
tSm are usually the result of failure of
the kidneys to expel poisons from the
system. If the irritation of these uric
acid crystals is allowed to continue. in
curabe bladder or kidney disease NAV
result. Attend to it at once. Don't
resort to temporary relief. The sick
kidneys must be restored to health by
the use Of some sterling remedy which
W. prevent a return of the disease.
Get some GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
Oil Capsules Immediately. They have
brought back the joys Of life to count
less thousands of sufferers from rheu-
matsm, lame back, lumbago, sciatica.
gal stones, gravel and other affections
Of the, kidneys, liver, stomach, bladder
and allied organs.
They will attack the poisons at once,
clear out the kidneys and urinary tract
and the soothing healing oils and herbs
will restore the infamed tissues and
organs to normal health.
All others are limitations. Ask for
GOLD MEDAL and be sure the name
GOLD MEDAL is on the box. Three
sizes, at all good druggists.-Adv.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
Famous Japanese Scholar

Baron Mishima (who recently died
at the age Of 90) was one of the most
famous scholars in the Chinese clas-
S!cS in Japan. He was pupil of Yama-
da Hokoku. He studied law and after
service as q judge became a professor
OF the Imperial university. He was
lecturer to the present emperor when
his majesty was the crown prince The
baron established a school of his own
Tor the study of the classics, called
the MiSho Gakusha, and more than
6oUo students have been enrolled.
Among his students were the late Gen
eral FukuShima, Baron Salamoto and
many other men of distinction.-East
and West News.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
1t is physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root is a strengthening medi-
cine. 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp-Root has stood the test of years.
1t is sold by all druggists on its merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has SO many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
| am Sincere! Stop Ca|ome|!
Guarantee Dodson's Liver Tone
Listen to me! Calomel sickens and you may lose
days work. If bilious, constipated or
headachy read my guarantee.

Liven up your sluggish liver! Feel
hne and cheerful; make your work a
pleasure; be vigorous and full of am
bltion. But take no nasty, dangerous
calomel. because it makes you sick
and you may lose a days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver,
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking it up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp-
ing.
Listen to me! If you want to enjoy
the incest, gentlest liver and bowel
cleansing you ever experienced, just
take spoonful of harmless Dodson's
Liver Tone tonight. Your druggist or
dealer sells you a bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone for q few cents under nv
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
Handy Man to Have Around.

'Rastus, how is it you have given
up going to church?' asked Pastor
Brown.
"Well, sah," replied Rastus. cts
dis way. | likes to take an active
part, an | used to pass de collection
basket, but dey's give the job to Broth
ah Green, who has just returned f'on
Ovah Thai-ah."
I'm recognition of bis heroic service
suppose"
mo, sab; l reckon he got dat jot
in reco-nition O. his having lost one O
his hands. .'-Cartoons Magazine.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15

personal money-back guarantee that
each spoonful will clean your sluggish
liver better than a dose of nasty Gallo
mel and that it won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morn
ing, because you will wake up feeling
fine, your liver will be working; head
ache and dizziness gone; stomach will
be sweet and bowels regular.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can
not saHvate. Give it to your children.
Millions of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead of dangerous calo-
mel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the sale of calomel is almost
stopped entirely here-Ady.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
THE E''BLUES''
Caused by
Acid-Stomach

Millions of people who worry, are despon.
dent. have spells of mental depression, feel
blue and are often melancholy, believe that
these conditions are due to outside influences
over which they have little or no control
Nearly always. however, they can be traced
to internal source-acid- stomach Nor 10
it to be wondered at. Acid-stonach, Begin
ming with such well defined symptoms as in
digestion. belching. heartburn. bloat etc.
will. IL not checked, in time affect to some
degree or other all the vital organs The
nervous system becomes deranged. Digestion
suffers The blood is impoverished. Health
and strength are undermined. The victim OF
acid-stomach, although he may not know
the cause of his ailments, feels his hope,
courage, ambition and energy slipping. And
truly life is dark-not worth much to the
man or woman who has acid stomach,
Get rid of it, Don't let acid stomach hold
you back, wreck your health make your
Gays miserable, make you a victim of the
blues" and gloomy thoughts There fs q
marvellous modern remedy called EATONIO
that brings oh. such quick relief from your
stomach miseries-sets your stomach to rights
makes 1t strong, cool. sweet and comfort
able Helps you get back your strength, yfgor,
vitality enthusiasm and good cheer. So
many thousands upon thousa nds OF sufferers
nave used EATONIC with such maryelously
heipful results that sure you win
1eel the same way IL you will Just give II q
trial Get big so cent box OF EATONIC-
the good tasting tablets that you eat like .
Dit or candy-from your druggist today. He
VIII return your money IL results are NOT
even more than you expect.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
Open to tie Liqht.

The heart Of a true Christian ap-
pears like such a little white flower
as we see in the spring of the year
low and humble on the ground; open
ing its bosom to receive the pleasant
beams of the suns glory; rejoicing
as it were in calm rapture; diffus-
ing around a sweet fragrance; stand
ing peacefully and lovingly in the
midst of other flowers round about
all in like manner opening their bo-
SONS to drink in the light of the sum-
Jonathan Edwards.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15

ed, for all are
saved. Such a
view is UNIVERSAL
] S t c, out of
which there will
be a erri b / e
awakening some
day.. Some say
that the vast ma
jority Of the hu-
man race will be
saved. T h e S e
claim that all in.
ia n t S and all
persons not NOR
ally responsible
will be S a v e d
anyway, and that
all persons who
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
Centenary of Famous Hymn.

The centenary of Bishop Hebers
notable missionary hymn, "From
"eenIand's Icy Molsltains," was cele-
bratcd at Wrexham, England, on Whit
sunday by the singing of it in all the
PAGES Of worship. The hymn was first
sung IN WreXham parish church on
whit Sunday, 1910, having been COM
T2Sed on the previous Saturday by
BISHOP Heber at Wrexham vicarage.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15

"Bayer Tablets of Aspirin to be
genuine must be marked with the
safety "Bayer Cross" Always buy an
unbroken Bayer package which con
tains proper directions to safely re-
heve Headache, Toothache, Earache
Neuralgia, Colds and pain. Handy tin
boxes of u tablets cost but a few
cents at drug stores-larger packages
also. Aspirin is the trade mark OF
Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetic.
acidester of Salicylicacid-Adv.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
He Wrote 1t.

Cobb y. Shinn was talking to a Chi
cago newspaper reporter one day when
tte conversation drifted to Ring W.
Iarlner and the baseball and boxing
stories that Lardner wrote. Shinn
spoke in praise of the Lardner stor-
les.
"But don't you KNOW" broke in the
reporter, "the magazine that Lardner
writes most Of his stories for turned
down the best baseball story that was
ever written"
How do you happen to know about
IT." inquired Shinn.
"Well. l guess l have a right to
know replied the reporter resigned
ly. " | wrote the story. y."-Indianapolis
News
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
A Restricted Suburb.

IF l sell you lot in this suburb
you agree to build house costing not
less than S20,OOO?"
Yes, if that is the rule"
And | might suggest that my broth
er is an architect. He'll see that YOU
observe the rule" e."-Philadelphia Bulle-
tin.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
Growth.

70 become like Christ is the onlv
thing in the world worth caring for.
the thing before which every ambition
OF man is folly, and all lower achieve
ments vain. Reflect the char
acter of Christ and you will become
like Christ.-Henry Drummond.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
All Things Are Gods

AS all men have all their powers
and faculties from God SO all men
are obliged to act for God, with all
their powers and faculties. AS all
things are Gods so all things are to
be used and regarded as the things Of
God.-William Law.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
Point He Had Overlooked.

Sir m afraid you are visionary.
why? Just because l think the Sol
omon islanders ought to be uplifted?"
NO. Because you seem to thing the
Solomon islanders care hang about
being uplifted." ed."-Birmingham Age.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
VaIuinu a Voice.

Maud says she isn't going to sing
for nothing any more"
Him! If l had her voice I wouldn't
sing for anything" - Boston Tran
script.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
To Have a Clear Sweet Skin.

Touch pimples, redness, roughness
or itching, if any, with Cuticura Oint-
ment, then bathe with Cuticura Soap
and hot water. Rinse, dry gently and
dust on little Cuticura Talcum to
leave fascinating fragrance on skin,
Everywhere Csc each.-AdY.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15

Jollying Her Along.
Il wish q set of John Shakesnearo..
books"
Yes, ma'am," said the glib clerk,
Here's a set -ahem-John Shake
spears works for only $4O.''
Is it a complete set?'
Yes, indeed. 1t includes life of
-ahem-John Shakespeare and some
letters he addressed to nrominent
gasoline merchant of Stratford."-
birmingham Age-Herald.
Jackson County journal., 1919-08-15
Way of the SchooIboy.

Teacher-Now, Willie, suppose you
were to hand playmate your apple
to take portion of it, wouldn't you
tell him to take the larger piece?
Willie-No.
"1ou wouldn't! Why?''
"'Cos it wouldn't be necessary"