River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1919-10-02
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As Seen BY Ole

mdHoopiiS, MdHSOLa, Oct. i, IL.
Dere Fran Oscar:
| Aye har ban here qvite NANNY weeks
before Aye ban writing you but Aye
tank you mebbe will plas excuse to me.
Aye ban having planta guide tam Up
on Manooplis, you bet. Aye leeving
yust behind de big collech for tree
blocks and little ways 1urder. Aye
har guide yob. Aye ha been for sex
mont yanitor vich is lite work to skov-
cling coal on de furnace. Aye getting
guide mona for dat and something also
to eat and flew oder tings.
Lest week before Satteday Pete
Yonson, Diet ISIS venting on the Nor
man Skule on Reever Falls, Wis.,, tai
me should Aye lax to see feet-bull
gam. Aye ent know vat he vas but
Aye tank Aye ask him yes ennahow
Val, to max short story long, Pete
he coming by tea-kettle express to
my plass. We yump on street-car and
soon We ISIS to Diet plass call griddle-
irons, Aye tank. Ye, ct iss NANNY
people dar stooding up on high fances
lax shickens coop. Pretty qvick den ct
comes NANNY jung fallers on Won side
of griddle-irons, and Oscar, Ye Visit,
you neffer hav saw SO queer tings. Da
var Won mans Diet are call fool-back
HE hav muzzle on its noce yust lax
beeg dog. Some nodder fallers COM
mig Wit vorts on its pants and effery
Won aldo not exackly, hav pillows in
dere shirts and Shoes yust lax lumber
Yack on Chipa Falls River. All by
sudden ct come some nodder more fall
lers yust lax some dose. Won of it hat
beeg ball lax punkin. He keek it and
dan ron lax devil. Won faller catch
it on de hand, dan he tax de ball and
sqvat down and squirting between de
lags and jelling so fast he can some
teng lax ritmetisk, 1922, dirty sax,
sexteen!"- say ct so fest Aye ent
could add ct up very guide. Yust dan
dose odder vons beginning pushing
and showing, but Diet ISIS no guide for
he ant could keek engenting lax dat
Der ct ISIS yet de ball on the hand. OAR
ct ISIS Everybody awful mat; He sqvat-
ting and kned:ng on de hands vonce
more and bunting into each odders
Wit de he'd yust lax a hens fighting
Such a foolishness! He do dat bout
2 hours, Aye tank.
But listening, Bo Yemin! Aye get
excited vonce pretty soon. Won Teller
| he get dat ball yust SO fest he
1 can. Everybody ron after. Aye yun,p
along too, for Aye tank he guing to
steal it. Aye jeling, "Har, you gret
beeg, fule Norwagin, you breng det
ball back. Ant you know engenteng
at all?" Pete, he say, lola, you shut
your mout." Yust dan faller Diet
Hook yust lax my beeg brodder, Vim
he ronning up and grab heem by de
necktie. Aye tai you he qvit ronning
Wit de ball den! Aye say to Pete,
what are dose?" He say, "Det iss
tickling" Everybody on front of me
var jelling, Touchdown" Aye tall
Pete Aye ent car bout touchdown-et
lokk to me more lax Touchdown.
Won man in pink shirt tank he var
awful smert. He ronning all over
waving de hand fort and back and toot-
ing on little vissle yust lax he var
de whole. cheece. Every tam some
body get de punkin ball some plass he
butting in and max heem took it all
de ways back we're he ban coming Wit
it. Dat ISIS all Aye know yet. Pretty
qvick Aye learning sometang bout
desc har gam. Aye tall you, Oscar,
Aye ent car much tam for desc har
feet-bull. Two fallers tank he can stop
de ball ronning fort and back Wit a
string and two sticks between it. Vat
you tank Of dose? Won faller he get
de air keeked out of heem and NANNY
hat bleed on de noce.
Val more max tam-Bass bull for me
every tam!
Yours trooly,
OLE.