The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1919-04-11
THE HIRED MAN

"If rent my~hotel to a man for
.,r and at the end of that time I let
him remain in indefinitely taking
mnnthy rent from time to time, can |
nn, him out on ten days notice% |
p ~, not an attorney you understand,
Sn, its is dollars to doughnuts that
~, cannot force him out in a years
lime You are running your business
~ that unbusiness way and the law
bolds that it won't hurt you for the
other fellow to run his end OF 1t a
,.t,e loose for while. He may hold
m and fight you if he wish.
"What is the very keynote OF mar
rage ceremony, what IS 1t that does
The real marrying?" The law is the
secret of it all If minister were to
stand near two young people who had
announced they were going to be mar
r;ed At certain hour, and the minister
nosnts his finger at the bride while
!. with arched brows he looked at the
groom and then point his finger at the
!, groom while looking at the bride. and
]. not word were spoken. and the min
letter 90 on and fill out the certificate
an the license and have it witnessed
Nv two and send it in for recording,
hat couple is we'll married. 1t is not
what the minister says but the way
he saws it that causes the law to as
sert that the two are married.
"Where are our spring poets?"
They are busy writing something
about swatting the flies. A little later,
look out.
as rich man always crook and is
a poor man always honest, sir" No,
they may just happen to be lucky.
MANY a crook was simply lucky, and
many a lucky man would otherwise
have been a crook.
"You once said Caldwell had two
very dirty men who needed bath
Now, after this long time; please give
US their Names" If I did, l would
need a shroud in addition to bath
please excuse me.
"You wrote three years ago that
horse hairs treated so and so would
turn to water snakes; is that really
So" If you will put ten horse hairs
from the tail of horse, into warm
water and let them be there unmo-
Tested for three weeks eight of the ten
will become really live, swimming
wriggling. feeling, seeing. hearing
water snakes. This is natural mys-
terry not understood by living person
so far as | know.
Mr.. Hired Man: A friend of mine
is so scandalously jealous of his wife
that he cannot eat nor sleep. She pays
no attention to to it and goes on the
even tenor of her way, is she right?'
II her tenor is not base it is not sc
bad but if were a wife and my hus'
band was jealous of me, | think
should try to go out of my way to hell
him out. jealousy is legitimate dis
ease, just as much as Mysteries anc
Imelencholia. and ought to be respected
by one so intimately connected will
one as his wife is. eYou show me /;
wife who is not jealous of her husband
or husband who is not jealous of hi
wife, and I will show you a man OF
woman who does not have the great
est capacity for loving. Where ther,
Is no Jealousy there is but little love
Perfect love casteth out fear, but tina
means if the one for whom anothe
entertains jealousy, loves that othe
one perfectly, she, or he, will act il
such way as to cast out his fears
Il she does not so act her love is o
the lower order.
Mr.. Hired Man Would you,
you were a school board, allow dance
IN the school house7" RI were
whole school board I hardly know
what cases would agree with mysel
on We have law that the board ca,
let the school be used for suitable pur
poses, and so long as the dance
rated as a suitable purpose, do no
see how the board will see its wa
clear to shut out the dance. Som
school boards, however. have decline