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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-07-23
Minor Musings, Mostly Filched.

IF you violate human laws a police
man will grab you, but if you violate
natural laws you grab yourself
Runaway weddings and run-back
divorces.
A he-gossip is to she-gossip as a
wasp to honey bee.
A crouch always seems to live
longer than anybody else.
If YOU are unable to forget an in
jury you're bound to be busy all your
life.
Every man thinks he is marrying a
girl that is different, and he's right,
but the difference is not as great as
he thinks.
When YOU are tempted to be too
proud of yourself, remember the
thing you did that time, that would
have ruined you if it had become
known.
After you've convinced a man that
he's wrong, he goes away and KNOCKS
you. People only wish to be convlnc-
ed of what they already believe.
IF Won were as considerate of your
enemies as your friends you soon
would have. no enemies and who
would want TO live without enemies
There is never any need of hunt
ing trouble Just stand quiet ana IL
will hunt you
"a man in his life has many lives,
said somebody or other, who 1orgot
to add, '.and every one of them leads
him into new trouble.
It doesn't matter how important
your ancestors were, but how 1mpor-
tant an ancestor you are going TO De.
The girl with a prominent wish
bone always thinks summer styles are
immodest.
It makes a man furious to nave
woman use her intuition on nm m
stead of her reason, because ne
knows she's right and has no business
to be.
Somehow. wives who have no "bus-
mess sense" always seem 70 get
along pretty well as widows
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-07-23
Don't Apply to This Paper.

A preacher, at the close of one of
his sermons, said: LET all in the
house who are paying their debts
stand up" Presently every man,
woman and child, with one exception,
rose to their feet
The preacher seated them and said:
'ENow every man not paying his debts
stand up" The exception, a care
worn, hungry-looking individual
clothed in his last summers suit,
slowly assumed perpendicular posi-
ton.
GLOW is it, my friend" asked the
minister, ''you are the only man not
able to meet his obligations ?"
81 run q newspaper" he answered,
"and the brethren here who stood up
are my subscribers, and"
'sLet US pray" exclaimed the min
lister.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-07-23
NORTH TROY.
(Intended for last week.


W. D. Kelley has opened a refresh
ment room in the rear of his drug
store. Both rooms are connected with
cream patronage made additional
room necessary.
Rev. c. E. Hayward and NJ A. Toof
accompanied Superintendent Orr of
the Community chautauqua- to Ma
cog, P. O., Tuesday, where one of the
series of chautauqua entertainments
is in progress.
Charles w Proctor, for many
years a resident of this village, was a
caller in town Wednesday. For the
past few years Mr.. Proctor has been
ranching in Arizona. He is spending
the summer in Waterbury.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. J. Robins, Miss
Charlotte and Alton Robins, of Roch-
ester, n. Y, are on their annual va
cation to Vermont. They are stop
ping with Mrs. Robins mother, Mrs.
Napoleon Root, on Railroad street.
Some of the motorists that seem
to be afflicted with speed mania ought
to be disciplined for their reckless
sky-hooting through the streets.
North Troy is about the only place of
any consequence in the county that
has no limits on speeding.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. E. Vaughn of Nor
ridgewock, Me, were guests for a
few days at the home of Mrs. Nellie
Wells of Highwater. Mrs. Vaughn is
a daughter of the late VIM. Meehan
of Champlain, n. Y, who some 20
years ago was a resident of High
water.
Mrs. Elvira Dodge Of Eden was a
visitor at the home of her nephew,
II. NJ. Sargent, at Glenmeadow Farm
Monday.Nr Dodge is the widow of
the late Charles Dodge of Cady's
Falls. About IS years ago they were
residents of North Troy, occupying
the house now owned by c. A. Lucier
on Main street.
Dr. Rowley Flagg, who spent
year of more in the army medical
corps, received his discharge June %,
and has been a visitor in town where
he was in practice previous to his
call to service. DIR. Filagg has de-
cided to locate in the village of Hyde
Park, a vacancy occurring there by
the removal of Dr. Leach, who is To-
Gated in the south part of the state
as district health officer.
Levi A. Traver died of pneumonia
IN Nashua, N. H. July La, dSSQ OO
wears. six months and % days. The |
remains were taken Wednesday to |
South Bolton, p O., the former home
of the deceased. Mr.. Traver was a /
brother of o. J. Traver of Traver
road and of Charles Traver of Boil
ton Center, P. O., who died few days
ago. The deceased had lived IN
Nashua but a short time.
Mrs. J. W. Galbraith died of ner-
yous exhaustion at her home in New
port, N. H, July 18th, aged "a years.
She leaves one daughter. Mrs. Gal
Draith was born in Jay and was a
LAUGHTER of the late Lucius Day of
hat town. After her marriage she
ived many years in Cranky, P. O.,
ater moving to Newport, VT, and
some years afterward they took up
heir residence in Newport, N. 81.
The postponed meeting of North
rrov graded school district was held
1t the Currier hose house Tuesday
evening. A tax of 125 cents on the
iollar of the grand list was voted. +.
B. Hammond was elected member
If the prudential committee to sue
.eed himself. F. I. Hildreth was
.hosen clerk and collector of delin-
Iuent taxes, and F. B. Hammond,
treasurer. The auditors elected are
". R. Daley, II. II. Lewis and Z. o.
Fowler
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-07-23
WEST BURKE

Mrs. Nettie Mccoy visited in Bar
/ ton recently.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. C. Colby spent the
weekend in Derby Line.
/ Mrs. E. B. Smith is seriously i'll and
her recovery is very doubtful.
Frank Gasken of Worcester, Mass,
called ON friends in town Saturday.
Mrs. Susie Smith, who has been
away for several weeks, is at home
again.
Mrs. r. H. Newman has been
spending few days in White River
Junction.
Professor Davis of Montpelier SEM
mary was visitor in town during the
past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. F. Smith of
Springfield, Mass, visited at George
Nichols recently.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ebert circuit of Ply
mouth, n. H, are spending few
weeks at the cottage at Willoughby
lake.
Mrs. Ella Church, who has been
visiting at C. A. Pages, returned to
her home in West Charleston last
week.
Mrs. Fred Baker of Plymouth, n.
H.. and Mrs Gadupee of Derby Line
are the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. 81. c.
Colby.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Ostberg and
son of Melrose Highlands, Mass,
are the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. A. w.
Brockway.
Miss Aldrich is taking a months
vacation, and her place at the tele-
phone Office is being taken by Miss
Marjorie Hall.
Miss Pearl Densmore has returned
from her visit in Lancaster, N H.,
and is staying at Mrs. Myrtle Halls
for few weeks.
Don't fail to see the Sweet family
at the Gem theatre Friday evening
There will also be other attractions
and YOU will be sure to get your mon
ey's worth.
A reception was given to Mrs. En-
ma Coburn. state president of the d.
of r. by her home lodge, Tuesday
evening of last week. A program of
music and readings was enjoyed, al
ter which refreshments of ice cream
and cake were served
SHEFFIELD
Mrs. Hosea Garfield is gaining very
slowly.
Leon Ross and family visited Mrs.
Ross parents, Mr.. and Mrs Newton,
in Charleston Sunday.
Mrs. Sumner Eastman and Mrs
Grace Niles visited at Ray Jenness' in
Lyndon last week
Clinton Jones of ST. Johnsbury Wis
tied his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. S. A.
Jones, over Sunday.
Earl Davis of Newport recently re-
turned from overseas, visited at j, ).
Chesley's a few days ago.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-07-23
GRATEFUL woMAN,s STORY

Mrs. Robert Blair, 46I 6. 10th ST., Terre Haute,
lid writes: 81 suffered two years with kidney and
few short weeks found my trouble gradually dis
appearing The backaches stopped and an also
Vision is no Longer blurred Foley Kidney Pills
help the kidneys keep the blood clean and eliminate
the impurities that backacne' rheumatic palns
ervwhere.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-07-23
A Slow Town.

A Westerner, visiting a typical
New England rural village, remarked
that things were pretty slow. He
wrote home that on Friday every
thing was so slow he went down to the
river, and seating himself on a hollow
log, watched the snails for two hours
as they whizzed by.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-07-23

Paul Willard, Jr., formerly of this
place, but now living at Passumpsic
has a position at the White Noun
tains for the summer.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-07-23
IieDed Rep,eped
:. and :.
interviewed
By A. G. Glomerate
Real Service.

No, we haven't had any for a long
time, said the new clerk to the wom-
an customer.
The store proprietor, standing near
by, stepped forward hurriedly. sENo.
madam, but we can get it for you
quickly, I'm sure"
How splendid" remarked the GUS
toner, and walked out of the store.
what was it she wanted? ?" asked
the boss of the clerk.
"She had just remarked that we
hadn't had any rain for quite a
while"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-07-23
RETURNED SOLDIERS

teachers and others can pass the spring and
summer months to advantage at the
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-07-23
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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1919-07-23
Some Time after July /.

A henpecked little man was about
to take an examination for life insur-
ance.
''You don't dissipate do you?" ask
ed the physician. mot a fast liver,
are you?"
The man hesitated moment, look
ed a bit frightened, then replied in
small, piping voice, ct sometimes
chew a little gum"-Ol Trade Jour
nal
1t is not what you make,
1t is not what you spend,
1t is what you save
That counts in the end.
Buy w. S. S.
Arizona republican., 1919-02-09

cock, "Mr. Secretary, Colonel Brodie is my friend, and whatever he tells you, you can depend upon. I am deeply interested in the welfare of the peo- pie of Arizona and believe that the reservoir which Colonel Brodie wants constructed under the reclamation law for the people of the Salt River val ley ought to be built, and I hope you may find it possible under the law 10 build it. l shall feel greatly grati- fled if 1t can be done"
 Colonel Brodie said that after that statement. Colonel Roosevelt left him and Mir. Hitchcock alone to talk the matter over and from thence on he found the secretary more favorable to- ward the construction of the Roose- welt dam than he had been thereto fore and that before he left Washing ton, Mir. Hitchcock assured him that the reservoir would be built because the president wished it.
 Colonel Roosevelt's action as above related shows the clear vision he pos sessed, his faculty to readily grasp a situation and his quick and direct method of dealing with an important question also his intence and un- wavering loyalty to his friends.
Arizona republican., 1919-02-09
PHOENIX TODAY
 PAYS TRIBUTE
 JUL. ROOSEVELT
Memorial Services in Mem
 ory of Great Friend of Arizona to Be Held in
 Churches, One in Evening

Roosevelt Memorial Day will be ob- served in Phoenix today with services in three churches.
 In keeping with all. every city and town in the country and with all peo- pie, high and low. Phoenix today will pause Co do honor to the memory of thc former president, in the untimely rassiug of whom, Arizona feels a par uCular loss.
 Colonel Roosevelt in his numerous visits Co this city and state had become attached Co this commonw edith be- cause uf iis rough and rugged charac- irr and also for it's lack and scorn of rrotCn ,1n. Endowed with these quail Itrs. Colonel Roosevelt had become all SO part of Arizona.
 The first memorial service today will Ne held at the Trinity Pro-Cathedral. First avenue and Roosevelt street at I a. m. The memorial sermon will be preached hv tho Rt. Reverend J. W. Atwood. Bishop of Arizona. and the ca thedrai choir under the direction cf William Conrad Mills. will sing the fol- lowing program;
 lrocessional hymn. "God of Our Fathers. Whose Almighty Hand"
 Ncritc chant
 A'N'AAAAH HHtf'iAtfN AslNN AAs
 Eencdictus. chant.
 Hymn. How Firm a Foundation"
 Anthem. "Scck Ye the Lord Roberts
 Hymn. 70 Beautiful for Spacious Skies
 Union Roosevelt Memorial services VIII hc held at the Christian church at g o'clock this afternoon. announcement ni which will be made this morning rom the pupils of all the churches in from the pulpits of all the churches in side at the service. Addresses will be delivered by Judge J. II. Kibbey. Cap lain J. L. E. Alexander and Dwight F. Heard. all of whom in different ca- pacities have been intimately associ- atcd with Colonel Roosevelt.
 An effort was made to secure the Community Choir for a musical pro- gram. but that organization was oth crwise engaged There wilh however
Arizona republican., 1919-02-09
ON[Y S1O,O0O ! NEEDED TOF|L[
 HOSPITAL FUND
Ninety Thousand Dollars of $100,000 Fund for Deacon ess Hospital Has Been
 Subscribed, Is Announced

Ninety thousand dollars of the s100,- 600 fund for the completion and equip ment of the new Deaconess hospital has been raised, it was announced last night from campaign headquarters.
 With six. weeks of an intensive effort and nine-tenths of the s1OO,OOO Elmer gency fund pledged, the campaign managers are rejoicing over the returns to date and anticipate to the full quota with good margin in the near future. Hospitals operated not for commer cial profit, but as opponents of the practical teachings of the Man of Nag areth, are the landmarks of civilizaA ton. The Red Cross predicates the triumph of the Cross of Calvary. gE The Deaconess hospital holds q unique place in the art of therapeutics in this commonwealth. IL is rapidly coming to its own. The opening of the new building will mark a new cra among the corps of medical and surg- ical specialists
 Talk to Congregations Today
 Dr. $. J. Rogers will represent the hospital interests in Mesa Methodist church at the morning service today. Field Secretary F. s. Gaddis will be at the Calvary Baptist church in Phoenix, at the same hour. Campaign headquarters have been moved from Central avenue and Mon roe street to the Phoenix Title X Trust ! CO., on West Adams street. Solicitors are asked to make their reports at an early day at this office The follo'9ng religious reverie from the pen of James Russell Lowell, is Of : fered by the campaign workers: Tn many climes without avail,
 Thou hast spent thy life for the Holy Grail;
 Behold it is here,-this cup which thou
 Didst fill at the streamlet for Me but This crust is My body broken for
 thee,
 This water, His blood that died on
 the tree; Z The Holy Supper is kept indeed,
 In whatsoever we share in another S
 need:
 | Not what we give, but what we share.
 The gift without the giver is bare: Who gives himself with his aims feeds
 three,
 Himself his hungry neighbor, and
 Me-
Arizona republican., 1919-02-09

be q musical program of patriotic songs directed by R. w. Pollock, song leader of the Christian church.
 A request has been made that all re- turned soldiers and sailors in the city in uniform. former members Of the Rough Riders and members Of the q. A. R.. assemble at the church shortly be- fore the hour of the service and enter in a body. A special section of seats will be set apart for them.
 An evening memorial service will be held at the First Congregational church, Willetta and Second streets at 1880. Special music will be a duet by Mrs. Sterling and Miss Lorenz.
 The memorial address will be deliv- cred by Dwight E. Heard, long an in innate friend of the late eX-president. and his host on the numerous visits Colonel Roosevelt paid to this city.
 CBy J. L. E. Alexander)
 Colonel Roosevelt's warm friendship for the people of Arizona and particu- larly of this valley was clearly mani fested by him in the following incl dent. related to the writer by Colone Alexander O. Brodie on his return from a trip to Washington, while governor of Arizona.
 The question as to whether MT Hitch ! cock, the secretary of the interior undel
Arizona republican., 1919-02-09

ready to turn over his findings to the federal authorities.
 The sheriff has in his possession a bottle of what he terms rice whs- key" but which he has not yet had analysed Certain paraphernalia has been found by the sheriff that gives evidence that the Japs have been vio- lating the liquor law, but there has not been sufficient to reveal the pro- cess by which they proceed Sheriff Montgomery said yesterday that he had not been able to find any residue. that evidentally after the alcohol had been extracted. what was left had been further utilized. When he questioned certain of the Japs under suspicion they assured him they were merely manufacturing their own vinegar
 Sheriff Montgomery stated that it was common among the Japs to make their own wines. and he has several to report to the United States authori- ties.
Arizona republican., 1919-02-09
Desert Inn Climbing Club of Fifty Members Enjoys Hikes Over
 Mountains Picnic Parties and Camp Fire uncheos In the Open

Needless to say they all felt invigor- ated from the enjoyment of the out door air and sunshine with very com panionable friends, and returned at 6 o'clock to a sumptuous meal in the dining room at Desert Inn.
 Among those who joined in the party were: Mrs. Dr. Wishard and son of Indianapolis, Ind; J. c. Smith and daughter of Los Angeles, Cal; Joe Moore of Detroit, Mich; John Wade of Chicago, Ill.; Miss Leota Mum of Boiling Green, Ohio: Miss Margaret and Miss Anna Hornburger of Toledo Ohio; Mrs. Robert Clark of Denver Colo; Alfred Ray of Sioux City. Ia. Mrs. Alice Noftsger of Seattle, Wash. Fred Friedman of Venice, Cal. Mrs Ollie Olson of Salt Lake City, Utah; Mrs, Miss and Master Paul Seippe
Arizona republican., 1919-02-09

A great many people of the Salt River valley have the idea that Desert Inn is a resort solely for tuberculosis patients, but that is not the case.
 During the season, we have a num- Der of patients who are afflicted with first stage tuberculosis, but there are a large number of guests at the Inn who have no chronic affliction, but re- side at that resort for a number of the winter months on account of the won- derful winter climate, and many of them have only a nervous. run down condition or come there just for a gen eral rest, recuperation and to take out door exercise as the physician may di- rect.
 One of the interesting features of the institution is the Desert Inn Climbing club, to which 90 members belong
Arizona republican., 1919-02-09
TALKS TODAY FUR
 NEAR FAST RELIEF

Lucius Solomons, an attorney of San Francisco. who is here representing the Jewish relief committee in the united drive for relief in the near east February 10-17, is scheduled to speak at 2:30 o'clock this afternoon at tie Christian church, his address being incorporated in the Roosevelt memorial program.
 At 7:30 o'clock Sunday night, MT. Solomons will address a public meet ing to be held in the auditorium of the Tempe Normal school. He has just returned from a speaking tour in cen tral and northern Arizona and reports that keen interest is being taken in the movement which has for its pllr- pose the raising of s15000O in this state toward relief of the suffering in near eastern countries.
Arizona republican., 1919-02-09

These members twice a week take auto rides to d nearby mountain, climb the peak, have a day luncheon, spend the afternoon in playing games, taking photos story telling and general en- tertainment around a camp fire, and return to the Inn in time for supper.
 Last Friday, being Arbor day, an un- usually large number of the members rode to Comeback mountain, climbed the very attractive trails to the meek" of that mountain, cooked an apetizing lunch, and then a number of them, from there went on to the top, while a number of others remained at the halfway station till the more adven- turesome ones returned to the party then all returned by the short trail to the autos at the foot of the moun- tain and back home
Arizona republican., 1919-02-09

President Roosevelt, would consider favorahly and order the construction of the Roosevelt dam was pending be- fore him and there was some doubt in the seCretary's mind as to his power and authority under the reclamation act Of congress to eXpend money in the construction of projects for the irrigation of lands held in private ownership. as most of the lands under the Salt River project were then held. lt was to remove that doubt and ob- tain from MT. Hitchcock a favorable decision for the construction of the Roosevelt dam that Colonel Brodie visited Washington. However. after a short talk with the secretary he found Mir Hitchcock still inclined to believe that he had no authority under the reclamation law to construct the reser- voir.
 Colonel Brodie then went to Colonel Roosevelt and acquainted him with the conditions in the valley and explained the absolute necessity for the con- struction of the reservoir and Mr. Hitchcocks attitude toward it. Where upon Colonel Brodie stated that Col roosevelt said: While the execution of the reclamation law is delegated to the secretary of the interior and ordi- narily l would not interfere with the exercise of his discretion as to what lands should have reservoirs construct cd for their irrigation, yet inasmuch as Arizona has no senators to urge the rights and claims of-its people, I feel that l should speak for them and from what you tell me. I am convinced that the farmers of the Salt River valley should have the reservoir built for them. I will ask MT. Hitchcock to come 10 the white house this evening and I want you to meet him here at 8 o'clock and We will talk the matter over"
 Colonel Brodie said that on that same evening, he met Secretary Hitch- cock at the white house and that Colonel Roosevelt said to MT. Hitch-
Arizona republican., 1919-02-09

of Niagara Falls, N. Y; Dr. o. L. Brown of Chicago H.; Eugena Rede- will, Miss Elizabeth Redewill, Victor Redewill, Miss Alice Redewill and Dr. and Mrs. F. H. Redewill of this city.
 It is the plan of the club to climb every noted peak in this vicinity. in cluding Squaw Peak, the Salt River valley range, the Astrella Peak, the Bradshaw mountains near Canon, Ari- zona, and Four Peaks near Roosevelt. For some of these trips it will require two or three days outing, and the club is equipped with necessary para pharnalia and a number of automobiles so that they can camp at the foot of the mountains in the distance and make the trip by gradual stages. MT Mishard, the son of Dr. Wishard of ! Indianapolis is an expert photographer
Arizona republican., 1919-02-09

and is taking panorama scenes of each of the trips. While a number of men in the party, using the geological sur vey maps of the guide, are carefully maping all of the accessible trails, and are taking notes for the future devel- opment of these trails, so that in the future these maps and notes will be accessible to all outdoor pleasure seek CTS of the valley. It is the hope of the management of the Inn that at no distant date general interest may be aroused among all the citizens of Phoe- nix interested in outdoor sports and mountain climbing so that these noun tain climbing trips may become as in teresting and famous as the climbs in stituted by the Denver Climbing club among the mountain peaks around that city,