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Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
Good Advice.

81 am to make my first public
speech tomorrow night. What would
you advise me to do?" asked the
young man of an old-time after-dinner
speaker
care you fond of your wife and
children?" asked the old-timer.
Eyes, very"
Like your homer
every much"
'Do you enjoy having an occasional
evening at home with your wife and
kiddies?"
81 certainly do"
swell then take my advice. Make
that speech Of yours tomorrow as
bad as you possibly can. Make it so
bad that they'll never ask you to
speak in public again, and live In
peace and contentment the remainder
of your life"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
Alien Enemies
Worry Canada

soldiers. When their verbal protests
get no results or produce only formal
assurances, which they know to be
insincere, they have on occasion raid
ed the factory, sometimes with surpris-
Ing results. Then the alien enemy is
really out of a job.
AS to the vote, the alien enemy lost
his privilege during the war. Now the
fight is as to whether it will be given
back to him. The war times election
act was based on the ground that the
man who was not eligible to fight IL
needed wasn't eligible to vote, a rough
and ready rule which served purpose
and 1t deliberately disfranchised all
persons of alien enemy origin whether
they had Canadian citizenship or not.
Fight Expected on Repeal.
Repeal of this act was expected to
Immediately follow the close Of the
war, but now the government Is not
anxious to refranchise a large voting
population which is not likely to sup
port the government that originally dis
franchised it. The parties are lining
up for real Old-time party scrap on
the issue. The fight will come in par
lament on the introduction of the
franchise act promised for an early
date.
One proposal is that an educational
test will be framed which will have
the effect of DISTINGUISHING large num-
bers of former Canadian citizens of en-
envy origin.
Even if they get the vote back many
of the alien enemies are going to be out
of a job. And they would infinitely
prefer wartime conditions when they
had no vote but had good job.
Not many German-bOrn are affected,
but there are several hundred thou
sand natives of the former Austrian
empire in Canada. These cause the
problem.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
TAP WILL BREAK HIS BONES
fers From Queer Malady-
Otherwise Normal.

Pittsfield, Mass.-Charles Furrer Jr.,
4, son of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Furrer.
broke his left thigh. He already has
had II fractures of bones in the left
leg and right arm. If he raises his arm
suddenly in bed he will hear the bones
snap. If he sits down hard he always
has a break.
The child is otherwise normal
healthy and good natured. A chalky
condition exists in the bones.
The boys father is foreman of line
construction for the Western Union
Telegraph company and is away from
home most of the time. Mrs Furrer
and two children, Charles and Rowland
Furrer. -, make their home with her
brother-in-law and sister, Mr.. and Mrs.
Howard l.. Brown.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
Terra Amarillo, in New Mexico,
Is Quaint and Curious.
Town.
WITHOUT LIGHTS OR WALKS
Very Large Portion of the Population
Can Qualify on $4,000 Bond
Make Wealth in Sheep
and Wool.

Pagosa Springs, Cofo.-While there
is no frontier left in the West, now
ana then one may come across some
thing interesting in the way of the
primitive. In the northernmost and
central part of New Mexico, Just
across the Colorado line, is the small
town of TERRA Amarillo. There are
about 800 people living there, mostly
of Spanish birth, and among them a
very, very large portion who can
legitimately qualify on $4,000
bond.
They have made, and are still max
ing, great deal of money in sheep
and wool, and are quite happy without
electric lights, autos or sidewalks.
If you are ever fortunate enough to
be invited to visit one of these fam
ilies, no doubt you will go in a kindly,
tolerant spirit and come away pleas
antly amazed.
They are the very heart and soul
of hospitality and welcome stranger
with sincere enthusiasm that makes
one ashamed of the cold-blooded,
naughty politeness of an American.
They Are Americans.
And that calls to mind the dignified
rejolnder of one of these citizens upon
being questioned as to where his SYM
pathles were in our trouble with Mex
i,o-with the Americans or the Mex
leans.
His terse reply. Il am an Ameri-
can was sufficient. Considering that
scarcely any of The inhabitants are
educated, according to the average
Standard, that was a remarkable re-
ply.
The houses are nearly all built of
sun-dried bricks of mud called adobe,
tet down. more than likely, in sea
of mud or dust, according to the sea-
son, with few windows, and facing
haphazard in any direction, without
regard to the streets. if there are
streets, and back door to the front or
side of a neighbor.
No lights on the street make navi
CATION at night a risk, and no side
walks of any kind add to the excite
ment.
In the houses are piled hit or miss
the most expensive of furnishings, as
the big catalogue houses of the Eas,
know quite well that II pays TO adj
yertise where there is money. and
no nearby merchants to beguile with
window displays. A fine kitchen cab
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
Everybody Rich
In Dobe Village

met may be right beside the phono-
graph with its dozens and dozens of
records, mostly stringed and operate
music, and almost invariably the
houses are clean as securing with
soap and water can make them.
Ii you eat with them, you will eat
chill, as it is a standby like our bread
and potatoes. There is nothing
elusive about the chill. Nor has it
lost any of the energy of it's forefa-
theirs. 1t is good plan to eat some
of it before you patronize local bar
Der, as it tends to loosen ones hair,
at least it seems to, which answers
the same purpose.
The barber, who probably owns
1000 head Of sheep, wears wool
sack full of his own product on his
face, and his uniform is overalls that
have been so long a part of his ward
robe that they could belong to no one
but the barber. They also serve as
strop, after the razor has been
dipped in the basin of jellified con-
glomerate suds.
In the stores, which one and all
carry enormous stocks for so small a
place, you will be confronted with an
odOr, from the improperly cured hun
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
ATTENTION TO EARTH ROADS
Authority on Highway Construction
Likes Concrete, but Favors More
Care Of Lanes.

"MOre attention has got to be paid
to the earth roads if the coming bond
elections are to go over" This is the
opinion of f. L. Stevens, inventor and
road expert. Mr.. Stevens is, perhaps,
one of the most unique characters in
the bodybuilding world. A graduate
civil engineer, he felt the tremendous
need for the perfection and develop
ment of the road system of America.
He stepped out from the promising
channels of the regular engineering
profession and went down almost be-
low the level of ordinary men to study
road building says Rocky Mountain
News. He has made road building and
maintenance his life work and is now,
probably, as well qualified as any man
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07

to tell the methods for the proper up
building of the nations highway sys-
ten.
For number of years Mr.. Stevens
has been highway commissioner for
the Estes Park highway. This piece
of road work in itself is testimony
to his ideals. He Is also the inventor
OF the Stevens improved road drag,
one of the simplest and most efficient
road machines on the American mar
ket.
Nr. Stevens believes in concrete
highways and prepared boulevards,
but he also believes that the earth
road, which comprises more than so
per cent of the country's highways, Is
of no less importance. "A concrete
highway isn't going TO do farmer
much good If he has got to haul his
load three miles through hub-deep mud
before he gets to it," Is Mr.. Stevens
attitude.
The farmer Is the man who is going
to pay for most of the country roads,
and although concrete roads are need
ed where the traffic is sufficiently
heavy the earth roads that feed the
concrete road must be kept up.
AS an inventor of road machinery,
road engineer, a road supervisor and
a road worker for his probabilities
and the life dream of better roads as
his idealsm Mr.. Stevens is ably quail
flied to judge highway problems.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
UTAH TO SPEND 100000
Part of Money Is to Be Spent for I'm
provements on Arrowhead Trail
to California.

The state of Utah has decided to
spend about $S,oO0,O00 on roads in the
next two years, with an expenditure
this year of about 100000. Some OF
the Utah millions, which are made up
of state and federal funds, are going
to be used on the development OF the
Arrowhead trail, which Is tributary 10
all parts of southern California, from
San Diego and imperial valley on the
south to Fresno and San Luis Obispo
on the north
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
TAXES CAUSE PENNY FAMINE
MINIS Begin Making 100000 One
Cent Pieces Daily to Sup
ply Demand.

Observation-Disclosures are raore In
demand than dollars in these days of
soda water taxes. Since May |, when
these taxes went into effect, the Unit
ed States minis and subtreasures
have been flooded with orders for mil
lions of one-cent pieces and these
coins have been shipped to banks by
the bushels. To meet the continued
demand the Philadelphia and Denver
minis are working almost exclusively
on one-cent pieces, and an extra shift
of workers has been ordered for the
Philadelphia mint. Two million one
cent pieces will be turned out daily.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
SWAMP.ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
DIR. Kilmer's Swamp Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is soon
realized in most cases. 1t is a gentle,
healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi-
um and large.
However, if you wish TO test this great
preparation send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for sample
bottle. When writing be sure and msn-
ton this paper.-Adv.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07

dreds of sheepskins piled along with
the bright colored silks and shawls
and artificial flowers, appealingly dis
played for the edification of the fem
mime residents. Perfume is sold here
by the quart, as no proud young lady,
or boy, would think of attending
dance without saturating both cloth
ing and hair with 1t.
Altogether TERRA Amarillo Is an
intensely interesting place to visit, II
one likes the out-of-the-ordinary.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07

Bonita had been taught to say" Eek
cuse me, please" on leaving the table
before others. One day she astonished
mamma by remarking, "Please half
excuse me-"
"Why. what do you mean?' asked
her mother.
I'm only half through eating, of
course" snapped Bonita Indignantly /;
"I'm coming back"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
That Useful Guardhouse.

"Them quad houses at the trainin'
camps is shuah dom gran work, jes'
like the Red Cross" observed Cindy.
the colored laundress. "They saved
nah boy Dukes life"
"How is that, Cindy?" queried her
employer.
Il dunno how they done it. Only he
wrote me postal card sayin' If he
hadn't got ten days in one of 'em he'd
a been a CORP
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
Allies Are Planning to Raise Nee
essary Money.
n vii, Take $40, ooo,o 900 to Put Trans
Siberian Railroad Line IN
Shape.

Washington.-It will take S2o'ooo'-
600 TO put the Trans-Slberian railroad
In proper working condition. Elsht
nations are now trying to finance the
road temporarily, without waiting tor
Gonna, recognition of the Kolchak gov
ernment at Omsk. Present Indications
arc that recognition must come before
anonciol aid on this scale can be ex-
tended
rha ;nterallied railway commission
at yladivostok has made strong repre-
santations to each of the eight coun-
.r,as urging the making available i'm
..od,ately OF this amount of money In
-. form of credits. so that the sys-
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
s30o,ooo,0oO FOR HIGHWAYS
Sum Which II Capitalized at Per
Cent Would Represent Invest
ment of $4,000, 100000.

Government road officials estimate
that road construction and mainte-
nance in the United States involve an
annual outlay of over $3O0,OOO,OOO,
sum, which, If capitalized at 3 per
cent, would represent an investment
OF $6,000,OOOOO0. There has never
been nationwide traffic census to
show either the direction or volume
Of traffic over these highways.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
A Liberal Helping.

The Wyn-Jenkins were giving lit
tie dinner party. Pa Wyn-Jenkins was
carving fowl. 1t was older than it
looked, and, the knife refusing to do
its bit, the bird shot into the silken lap
of the principal guest.
Mrs. Wyn-Jenkins went pale, but her
husband never lost his sang-froid.
81 believe" he said to the guest,
recapturing the bird, shat I've help
ed you to too much. Allow me to take
back little"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
Returned Soldiers Protest Against
Foreigners Filling Positions
They Need.
EXPECT FIGHT on REPEAL
War Times Election Act Repeal Is Op-
posed-Educational Test May Be
Made to Disfranchise Many Of
Teuton Origin.

Toronto.-Despite the approach OF
normal peace when there will be no
more "enemies," the alien enemy ques-
ton is still far from settled in Canada.
Controversy surges around two
points: first Is the alien enemy to- be
allowed to work? and, second: Is he to
be allowed to vote?
Conditions During War.
When the war was on the alien en-
envy worked. There were many objec-
lions to it, but labor was so scarce
that the alien enemy who could work
was rarely interfered with. And he
made big wages. Now labor Is not so
scarce, and the alien enemy's job is
more precarious. 1t is not employers
who are interfering with him, nor is
II government authority.
Pressure comes from the returned
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
Girls Fat Enough,
Is Jury's Verdict

Cardiff.-A situation worthy
of Gilbert & Sullivan's Trial
by Jury" developed here when
a girls class from the Howells
Girls school, LANDAU, filed past
the jury box in order that judge
and jury might judge as to their
physical condition. The case
was one in which the father or
a pupil sued the governors OF
the school for damages, alieg-
ing that his daughter was not
properly fed. The inspection OF
a class satisfied the court that
the majority - the girls
seemed to be doing fairly well
on the food supplied, and the
jury decided against the indig-
nant father.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
Protest From the Target.

The Manager-Therell be a big
crowd today. The soldiers and sailors
are to be admitted free.
The Umpire-Aw, nix, nix! Have a
heart Let in the gobs, but keep out
the doughboys. Those guys are the
champion grenade throwers of the
army, and every one'll have a pop bot
tie.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
Ancient Precautions.

"Well have this friendly agreement
Of ours carved upon a monument of
stone" said one ancient king.
$50 that all the public can read it,"
added the other.
'Not only that. 1t will make it i'm
possible to treat it as scrap of
paper
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
Omjnous Intimation.

"When l marry l will treat my wife
with consideration, but l expect to be
master in my own house"
"Of course, you do. We all begin
life with great expectations"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07

by the bankers to warrant the loan,
but until actual recognition is accord
ed the status and responsibility of the
government are in doubt.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
Roads Must Be Linked Up.

If we are to keep costs down, our
highways must be linked up ana there
must be through trunk lines provioed
to which feeders can be built.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
Lower Hauling Costs.

Hauling costs are lowered by good
roads because the size of the load is
limited by the worst spot in the ROAD
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
One or the other.

Needzit-Why don't you pay your
debts? You've got the money.
Owem-Yes, but l wouldn't have II
If was to pay my debts.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07

The spring poet has declared war;
and is now firing blank verse at the
editor.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07

Eternal vigilance may create a de-
mand for spectacles.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07
One of Major Activities.

Roa9 building will shortly become
one OF the major activities or our
government.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07

Truth is mighty, but, fortunately,
lot of it can be suppressed.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07

The United States owns fully one.
half of the worlds stock of diamonds
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1919-06-07

Baseball should be played on the
square as well as on the diamond.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-07-18
CHILDREN'S Aud
MISSES SHOES

chiidren's Shoes in patent Ieafh
er, gun metal and tans. solid
leather soles. sizes 4 to s. great
value, money savers. Clearance
at S1.3E
chIld's Patent Leather Pumps
with and without bows, sizes 4
to s.: values that run twice as
high as the cost. Clearance
at ST. %
Child's Patent Leather, Calfskin
and Gun Metal Scuffer Slippers
Sizes 8 to S, worth S275.
Clearance at SO
Sizes So to IL, Clearance
at ST. IS
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-07-18

Boys Fancy Sport Shirts and Blouses
Sl.25 value .-........
Lot ct lTen's Khaki Pants, values
81 49 1t, pair. ...-..... S1.55
Mems Signal Dress Shirts, alta Lea
collar, values Is $3.50,
Big Clearance Of Mems Dress sairss
values to 300 at..
Mems 2-piacs Balbriggan UndarWa
9Se value at. garment . $50
Assortment of Mems Trousers,
from So to ~ waist; values u 5000
pair ....... 800
Boys Blue Serge Suits. waist m
model, sizes 10 "a 10, $3.50 4
at .........
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-07-18

for the entire family.
at prices much less than
room for our new fall II
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-07-18

Button and Lace, Tan and Black
Mems Shoes in English and wild
toes; big values in this Clear
anca at Rp ~
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-07-18

Extra Fine Quality 45c Main
sock, sold in 10 yard lengths
only 800. = 80 I'd.
Ladies Extra Fine Quality
Black Silk Hose, $3.50 value
at ..... ... sac Par
Mems Black, Tan and Grey
Sox, 25c value L. at
White Sunshine Shoe Cleanser
Regular 25e seller 1of each
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-05-13

czeSci nawct ME byl przeprowa-
dzony, - wyda} w ciqgu jedncj
Dolby caly kraj i Gala rozporzq-
dzalnQ broh W rece u~krainSkich
spiSkowcow, - CO tez sprawiio
re ME juz tylko okregi micszane,
ale take tez czysto polskie mia
sto. jak Lwow, znalaz!o sic W
nocy bardzo, upokarzajqco
wprost, niclicznej garSci moloj--
cow / siczownikow.
y. .Juz w grudniu (czeSciowo
zaS nawet juz W li~stopadzie) pre-
prowadzac zaczeli Ukraincy PREY
musowy powszechny pobor do
Wojska calci ruskiej ludnoSci me
skicj w wicku cd lat II do 30.
COstatni universal staniSlawow-
ski zapowjada rozszcrzcnie obo-
uiazku sluZby wojSkowcj do 30
roku zycia). Pobor przcpTowa--
dzony zo>tai / najsurowszq Sci'
sloSciq. L wyrzuccn'em W~SzclNlrh
anstrya'Eich kategoryl! \, i, l.
y, L Nomedya Jedynle lcNar-
sklcSo przeglqdu' PREY ktorym
tyIko wyl2tKoWo' w WyPadKach
Choroby obiozncJ orzcEano. &c O.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-05-13

sku jest zandarmerya, W cafosci
niemal zachowana z dawnych All
strvackich czasow, kierowana
przez d~awnych, ~slawnych z wal
XII z chiopem austryackich pod
Komunikat uredu prasowo 2
oficer6w i tylko liczebnie wzmoc
Mona. Oak wiadomo, Rad au--
stryacki postaraf sic o to pred
zamachcm listoEadowym, azeby
W Galicyi wschodniej pozostawlc
zalogi obrony krajowej / poste-
runki zandarmcryi, zlozone tylko
z Rusin0w / czascm tez Men,
c0w.... Polak0W W pore usunie'
to-
Iandarmerya jest tcz otoczona
wvjatkowq piecza re strony u
krainskiego rzqdu. zandarml So
doskonale odzywiani, ubierani /
najlcpiej platni re wszystkich Cd
dziaI0w wojska ukraiilskiego. Re
krut natomiast Spi ma golych de-
skach, ubrany jest licho, odzy-
wiany w miare moznosci, zo}d
evolutionary do minimum, a
bvlv luz okrcsy, w ktorych zof-
du mic wyplacano wcale. Terro-
rem jcdnaI; Z jcdncj strony, o.
bietricami dcmagogicznemi po-
dzialu zicmi z drugicj - trzyma
sic tcgo chlora wszcrcgach. I o.
to "a pod. ;awy, ma ktorych ople-
ia sic ,,zywio}owy' ruch ukraih-
ski W Galicyi wschodniej.
Iastosowanic takich podstaw
pozwala przypuszczat. re, gdy
rrzcStanicmy wrcszcie wojne
wschodnio = g~a!icyjskq traktowat
iako zabawkc, prowadzona ma
ochotnika' / wprawdzie be- BIZ
2aiityisko = wschodnich okru--
cicistw ! be- austryaCkich srod-
k6w rolicyjnych, ale Z Gala suro-
woSciq prawa przeprowadzlmy
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-05-13

- CO ty m6wisz?
- No. - movie, re II ME ma
ia czucia.
Kto CT TO ~powiedziai?
- One ME wiedza, co to Dol, co
smier6...
Masz La to dowody, re ME
wiedza?
- One ME maja Swiadomo5ci by
tn.
- Newly Il to?
- Hresztq pan swiata oddal man,.
maipom, ~wszystko, CO zyje....
- N;sz ten akt darowizny ma pi-
$mic, malpo jaka$?
Olszediem wsciekiy. 30, powiedz-
Gle panstwo sami. czy warto z TAX
glupia malpa polemizowaG Co ro-
bic" Czy ia ia potrafie p%rzekonat,
re firletka i dzwonek zyja i czuja?
Czy ia potrafie ia przekonac, re
stC"czyk, jaskier i kostrzewa ma ia
kie same prawo do bytu jak ma}pa?!
Me, zaiste! Argumenty mole ME
trafia dc malpiego m6zgu.
Patrzcie !Weszia mafpa w pszeni-
ce i grasuje. Urwaia garsC czerwo-
nych makow, do piersi je przymie--
RIA. CO to? Dobyia z kieszeni luster-
ka, przeglada sic. z makami snac
jej ME do twarzy. Rzucifa je IA zie-
mic, Zdeptala - napluia ma ME.
Biegnie do bIawatk6w, ogromny
bukiet zerwaia, do kapelusza je PREY
pima i znowu patrzy W lustro. Ma
darla j~eszcze wyczek liliowych, ru-
miank6w i kakoli i lnianek bielut--
kich, przymierza je, jedne ciska,
drugie rzuca, trzecie %przypina. Spie-
sly sic, OTTO zdaleka ma}pka u~jrza}a
- stroll sic ma ,gwalt, - do olszyn
leci, pnace zrywa, olbrzymia girlan-
da chmielu piersi matpie przepasa-
Ia.
Idzie malpek re swym malutktm
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1919-05-13

Gdym byl, kochany czytelniku, W
srodkowej Afryce....
- Alez pan ME byie5 wcale W
Afryee.
Naturalnie, zem ME byl!
- To jest oburzajace!
w kazdym swym utworze jest
ten czlowiek gd~zieindziej: raz W In
dyach ,potem W Anglii, potem "
Australia -.
- Czysta blasa!
Oczywiscie, re blaga, DO on
vszystkie swoie afrykaGskie opo-
wiadania pisze, trabiac piwo n Ha-
wefki.
- Pisze ma stole, siedzi ma laWie..
Lub ley pod lava.
Spojrzaiem z zalem ma zgromar-
dsonych czytelnikow.
No dobrze, ale p~ozwolciez mi
panstwo movie. ot6z gdym, kochani
czytelnicy, byi W srodk0wej Afryce..
Alez panic. przeciezes pan tam
ME byi.
No to coz z tego, re ME by
lem?
jake vice pan smiesz powo-
}ywac sic ma pobyt W Afryce, jesli
par tam wcale ME byies?
Licentia poetica.
Ha, jesli licentia...
No; vice niechze mowi.
Goes pan widzial W srodkowe1
Afryce?
Widzialem malpe. Widziaiem