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The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28
Great ExpectatIons.

A certain hard-boiled lieutenant called in a sergeant to letter his locker. After thinking 1t over, he said: You might leave the neuten- ant off as I expect to be made cap tain shortly"
 'Why not" innocently suggested the sergeant, 'leave a space between the lieutenant and your first name. so you could insert 'Col.'?"-Booster.
The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28
Costly Parking Space.

Tired of being taken into court by traffic policemen, because at the time he goes to business his car has to be parked in the street, as day storage is at a premium and access to pub lie garage at those hours is difficult, Philip Rosenbach, art connOisseur of Philadelphia, has just paid $16,000 for a stable property which he will con vert into a private garage for himself. It is near his place of business.
The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28
safe.

On the occasion of a slight fire and much smoke behind the curtain a vaudeville manager was trying, unsuc- cessfully, by suave, assuring state ments to quell an incipient panic in the audience. A leading comedian rushed out and, pointing a finger of scorn at the manager, appealed to the audience thus: "Sure, do you think he would be such a fool as to stop here if there were any danger?'
The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28
In PractIee.

q see your wife has one of those hobble skirts.'
 "She was early in the game. I'm go- ing to make some money this sum- mer."
 "How?"
 'By taking her around the picnic cir cult. She ought to win first coin in any sack race for ladies. ."-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28
RabIes More PIentifuI Than

'It is easier to find a baby than a house in Sydney now," reports the Bulletin of that Australian city, con tinuing thusly: Writer knows a young bride who went to live with her mother pending the discovery of suitable residence. She has two in. fants now and is still living with her mother"
The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28
A surmlse.

swhats the hubbub in the inside of lce?g
 'The old man Is savage today and the fool office boy let in an agent with a Life of Cromwell"
 "Well?"
 q suppose he is selling his life dearly."-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28
NOTICE
Call for Bids for Printing anc
 Stationery

Notice is hereby given that sealed proposals will be received at the office of the Board of Su- pervisOrs of Navajo County, in H olbrook, Arizona. until 2 o'clock p. m. Tuesday. Decem- Der SOth. 1919, for the furnish ing of printed blanks, books. sta tioneEy, etc, for the year ending
The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28
Evolution.

'Do you believe in the theory of evolutionT"
 q wouldn't venture to contradict it," replied young Mrs. TorkIns. Charley dear is always telling about animals that start as race horses and finish as dogs"
The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28
The Tie That Bound.

Lawyer-"On what grounds, madam, do you wish divorce from your hus- band2" Why, I married him for his money, and he has lost every thing"
The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28
Difference of Custom.

'In old England people showed their excitement by saying 'Zoundsr" A..And in New Jersey the commuters say Zones r"
The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28

Ford Car for Sale Cheap Can be seen at Snowflake. No place to keep it, reason for selling. 1914 Model. Write or see Hiram Sutcliffe, Snowflake. n14tf
 For Sale Fine team, four year mares, 1900 lbs. Cly- desdale stock, at Fit. Valley, g miles northwest Flagstaff. Address box 1183.
The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28
No Lonoer Bunny.

As a general thing, when woman asks her husband not to make an ex- hibition of himself 1t is a sign that she has got over the idea that he is cute.
The Holbrook news., 1919-11-28

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Evening journal., 1919-11-07
Surgeon Gen
HEALTH RULES.


IN YOU want 10 live To a ripe old age
al keep the doctor away
Nentilate every room you occupy.
Wear loose, porous clothing suited
d.the season. weather and occupation.
'if YOU are an indoor worker, be sure
81 get recreation outdoors.
Sleep in fresh air always; in the open
Il you can.
Hold a handkerchief before your
nose and mouth when you cough or
necZe and insist that others'd0 so. too.
Always wash the hands before eating.
DO not overeai. This applies espec-
tally 10 meats and eggs.
Eat some hard and some bulky foods
some fruits
Eat slowly-chew thoroughly.
Drink sufficient water daily.
EVacuate thoroughly, regularly
stand. sit and walk erect.
DO not allow poisOns and infections
10 enter The body.
Keep The teeth, gums and tongue
clean.
Work. play, rest and sleep in morer-
alton.
Keep serene. Worry is the foe Of
health. Cultivate the companionship
of your fellow men.
Avoid self drugglng. Beware the
plausible humbug OF the patent medi-
Ginc faker,
= Have the doctor examine you care
fully once a year. Also consult your
dentist at regular intervals.
Evening journal., 1919-11-07
WANT u. P. FOLK
AT FAMILY ALTAR

PITTSBURGH. Pa, Nov IA house
90 house canvass Of every United Pres
byierian family in America will be con-
Quoted November by New World
Movement campaigners in their efforts
10 enroll 1000 families In the Family
Altar League as part OF their move
Evening journal., 1919-11-07

UNIV h'dith e'iNiNN'
legs seem to be smaller than usual or
do not respond SO readily to the vary
ing demands made upon them.
Q. Is fish a good substitute for meat
in The diet
A. Assuredly yes. Fish supplies prac-
tically the same food elements, but in
a smaller proportion than does meat.
Most ordinary FISH should cost not
more than One-third or One-half the
price Of good fresh beef in order TO be
an economical substitute for the latler
article.
Evening journal., 1919-11-07

ment 90 revlalize religion In the home.
Special sermons viii be preached by
all pastors on the subject and In every
congregation a committee OF six will
conduct the campaign FOR members Of
the altar league. 4 survey Is being
made OF the church membership TO
learn in how many homes religious
services are being held.
business men are being enlisted In
.he campaign 10 prove by personal ex-
ample that home services are feasible
IN the modern home. A symposium by
ten OF the leading business men in
the church membership is being dis
lributed as an argument that success
ful merchants, bankers and flnanciers
still find time for prayer and reading
OF the Bible In their home.
Evening journal., 1919-11-07
QUEsTIONs An ANsMERs.

.. What causes ones feet TO get
extra cold.
3 A. Those who suffer from celd feet
are usually found, on examination, 90
baNe very poor circulation in the legs.
in many instances fthe circulation is
lhlerfered with by varicOse veins. In
olher instances the blood vessels Of The
Evening journal., 1919-11-07

Avoid much meat alcohol or tea Drink plenty oil pure water
preferably water before meals and drive the uric acid out OF tho
system by taking Anuc (anturcacd This can be obtained
al almost any drug store.
bottle of water 10 the chemist at Dr. Perces lnvaids
Hotel Buffalo n " and you will receive free medical advice as u
whether the affected When kidneys get sluggish
and clog suffer from backache cheadahes dizzy spells or
twnges pains umbago rheumatism sleep dis
trbed times night Take heed before too ae Get
Anurc antiurc-ad will put life into your kidneys and
your system Ask your druggist for send D
Pierce ten cents for trial package OF "Anurie
Evening journal., 1919-11-07

The greatest double play ever made
From Home Folks 10 Red Cross 20
Yanks."
Evening journal., 1919-11-07
U. 5. Public Health :,

Daily Health Health service
Direction
RUPERT BLUE,
Evening journal., 1919-11-07
81, $8, 50, $40, $11
Ladies' Shoes
$4.95
JUST WRIGHT and BATES SAMPLES.

No woman needs to think twice about
the economies of getting a winters supply
of fine shoes at any such price as this.
There is a most attractive assortment of
styles and combinations. Among these
you will find your size and width. There
are tan calf shoes, brown calf, brown kid,
vamp with fawn tops, cocoa calf vamp
with fancy cloth tops, dark gray kid vamp
with cloth tops. Turned and weted soles,
high and low heels
Evening journal., 1919-11-07
BY DIR SAMUEL HAMILTON.

Keep dc kidneys in good order a
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
Episcopal Halloween

1Hc ladies' Of the Episcopal
Church held a delightful Halo
ween social and dance at Lutz
Hall Friday night. Messrs. Fergu-
son aud Pitts furnished the mu-
sic for the large and enthus iastlc
crowd that gathered to take part
in the 81 tertainment. The ladies'
served refreshments OF a Halo
ween nature and the lovers of
dancing were amply repaid for
their attendance by the manner
in which they were entertained.
The ladies' cleared Sl2. 90 as a re-
suit OF the affair. Most of the
guests came masked which made
the affair doubly novel. The af-
fair closed at l1:30 with a I'M
animous vote in favor Of the com-
mittee as royal entertainers.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
Two In Additional

Under a recent date, DR.. Frank
H. II. Roberts of the New Mex
leo Normal University. wrote US
that Senator A. A. Jones has
the appointment of two cadets
for Annapolis. which we printed
last week. This is followed by
the information that there was a
mistake in the first advice. The
Senator has the appointment of
two cadets for Annapolis and
two for West Point. AS explain
ed in our last issue, the first ex.
animation will occur Dec. 6, and
will cover Arithmetic, Algebra.
Geometry, Spelling, World His.
tory, Geography. Grammar Com
position and Rhetoric. Every
boy in the state will have the OPP
portunity of taking the examina-
ton if he so desires. For further
information address the under
signed.
FRANK H. II. ROBERTS.
Pres. State Normal University
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
Novel Halloween Affair
at McQ CULLEN Home


On Friday night last, one of
the most novel and interesting
affairs of The season was held at
the home Of Mrs McQulIlen, un.
der the auspices of the Epworth
League and Sunday Schools Of
the Methodist Church. There
were as guests present, all
masked, who engaged in the
many games specially arranged
for the occasion, principle among
which was the Ghost Walk"
Guests who were selected as
ghosts, were hidden at different
places about the yard without
the knowledge of those who re-
manned inside, looking for most
anything to turn w In the form
OF novelty At a given signal,
the guests selected partners ana
repaired TO the yard, cropping in
intense darkness, only TO be
soused" by wei sponges which
were suspended from wires hung
about the yard. Further ON
IN their promenade they were
met by ghosts. who greeted
them with gloved hands saturat.
ed with ice cold water.
After undergoing these plea
SAINT ordeals, the guests found
that in order TO regain the place
where they started. they must
encounter more trouble: over bed
springs, through entanglements
Of barbed wire, and barrels ever
and anon being dashed with cold
3ponges unawares. An expert
enced palmist was on hand, who
cold the futures of all present,
also a we CHING contest IN which
each ones future and welfare
depended largely on his, or her
measure of avoirdupois. Ghostly
refreshments were served from
a box containing cold rotten
apples, oysters. pears dipped in
salt and in fact everything of a
cold, clammy nature. The box
was passed from one guest to
another, the room being plunged
in darkness during the feast.
After the fun was over, Hallow-
cen refreshments we're served
consisting of pumpkin pie, cider,
and coffee. Music and singing
abounded throughout the even
ing and the event will long be
happily remembered by attending
parties.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
Three Bucks and Six Ducks

The hunting party mentioned
last week, composed of Mayor
Campbell, Ed Kelley, and sever
al others were fortunate in bring
ing in three fine buck deer and
six nice mallard ducks. They
were absent about ten days and
their luck was poor until nearing
the end of the hunt when the
above ''scalps" were added to
their girdles.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
Bought 100 Head

Louis Mennecke, who is the
owner OF a large and valuable
ranch near Roswell was here
Monday in company with Paul G.
Wilson of the same city. Mr..
Mennecke has just returned
from a trip through the north
western portion Of the state
buying cattle and succeeded in
purchasing 100 steers which are
now on the way to add to herds
on Mennecke ranch.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
Will Entertain Miss Murray

Miss Christine Gokey will en-
terrain in honor Of Miss BERTHE
Murray of Tinnie, who is the
guest of Miss Jack Rely for the
present week. The affair which
will be in the form of a Home
Social" will be held at the Gokey
home Friday evening.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
Thanks to the Reilys

The Outlook wishes to extend
its thanks to the VIM. Reilly fam
lily for a valuable present in the
form of a handsome venison
roast, the same being a portion
of the fine deer Mr.. Reilly killed a
few days ago, mention of which
will be noticed in another part of
this paper.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
Miss Harris Returns

Miss Vera Harris returned
from a pleasant visit among
friends ut Bisbee ana Lowell,
Ariz. Misc Vera, it will be re-
membered, accompanied Miss
Cora Cole to Bisbee, after which
she visited other friends for sew
eral weeks before her return
home.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
Mrs. ZiegIer Goes East

Mrs. Albert Ziegler left Satur-
day for Chicago where she will
visit for a short time with her
daughter, Mrs. Gutnect, after
which she will go to Seattle to
visit Mrs. Coplin, her other
daughter. Mrs. Ziegler expects
to return before the cold weather
sets in.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
Visiting The Nycs

Mrs. w. w. Quinn, a sister of
MIR. o. T. Nye, from Hartford,
Iowa, is stopping over with her
brothers family until prepare
tons can be made after which
she will accompany the Nyes to
the coast for a pleasure trip.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
T. A. Spencer Ships

The Carrizozo Live Stock &
Commission Co. inspected IL car
loads of cattle last Thursday for
T. A. Spencer of the Bar w
ranch. which. following the in
spection. were shipped to Kansas
CITY, Mo.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
The McCartys Return

b. J. McCarty and family re-
turned the latter part of last
week from III Paso to again take
up their residence in Carrizozo.
We congratulate the McCartys
on their return and extend the
hand OF double welcome.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
Buck For Mr.. Reilly

VIM. Reilly is among The lucky
hunters who have braved the
deep recesses of the mountains
in search Of deer. Last Friday
afternoon he brought down a fine
specimen and added one more to
his long list of findings.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
smith Bros. ship

The Smith Bros. shipped 2 car
loads OF cattle 10 Kansas City
last Friday afternoon following
inspection by the Carrizozo Live
Stock & Commission 60.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07

Miss Media West returned Fri.
day from a pleasant visit with
her mother at AlamOgOrdo, and
sister. Mrs. Bernice Fife at
ClOudcroft.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-11-07
Two More at Hand

Two more car loads Of Ford
Automobiles will be in BY Satur-
day; order quick while they last.
WESTERN GARAGE.
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03
GOT OVER $5,OOO
 BR|BES IN NAVY
Ellert Admits He Got Soft Jobs
 for Many Men

New York. Oct. 3.--From 20 to 30 men paid him through third persons between $',oo0 and $7,000 for his services in getting them soft berths in the navy, it was admitted yesterday b. Lieut.. Benoit J. Ellert. confessed bribe receiver. He testified at the court martial at the Brooklyn navy yard oI Lieut., Commander Christopher Marsden, Who' during the war. was enrolling ohcer of the Sd naval dis trict at 61 Chambers street Elert who has pleaded guilty t, several charges, Is star witness against AIards- den
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03
JUST SEE HOW
 P0SLAM HELPS
 SKIN OVERNIGHT

Poslam soUthes, rcfreshes and heals suffering skin. with never a possibility of harm. A brief experience with Posam will prove it's Valuc For in stance: apply a little on some affect ed part at night. In the morning, your own eyes find evidence of it's healing work. If ,nc trouble was slght--a pimplc or inhamed spot the chances are that it has disap- peared. If a virulent eruptional dis order, it should be subdued so much so that you will want Poslam to keep right on.
 Sold everywhere For free sample write to Emergency Laboratories, PAS West 47th St, New York City.
 Poslam Soap is daily treat to tender skin. Contains Poslam
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03

them. He was sustained by the court.
 II is apparent that the defense IS working on the hypothesis that the charges against Marsden are the re- suit of ill-feelinG against the latter on the part of Ellert and of pr. Ben iamin s. Davis, formerly of the navy, now serving F years in Portsmouth naval prison for accepting bribes.
 Louis Markowitz, a jeWeler and badge contractor. who, Ellert alleges, paid him many large sums of money for getting his friends into easy
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03
REED SCORNS MEN
 WHO HURLED EGGS
Expresses Contempt for Ardmore,
 OkIa., Crowd

Ardmore, Okla, Oct 3.--Whother an official investigation would be made of a dcmonstrQ Qtion here We'd nesday night which resulted in the throwing of GEES at United states Senator James A. Reed, of Missouri, who was on the platform at Convon- tion hall to deliver an address in op- position to the peace treaty and the league of nations was the subject of considerable discussion yesterday.
 Although several officials declared that an investigation should be made and those guilty of participation punished, they pointed out that ns the ogE throwing took place after light wires had ben cut and the building was in darkness it would be virtually impossible to identify the persons who took part.
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03

berths for the wars duration, was called to the stand. He described his meeting with Ellert and Marsden, his attempt to get George Einstein in safe" place for the war and his present" of a ring and d set of cuff links to Marsden for which Fin stein's father paid after Einstein had been accepted and enrolled in the navy. His testimony will be continued today.
 A. j. Newman of 200 West 52d street, formerly of the naval reserve
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03
The daN's DrOCeedinGS were enliN

The days proceedings were enlIVcn- ed by a clash between Judge Advocate Matteson and Elmendorf L. Carr, counsel for the defense, when the lat ter demanded that certain documents used in the preparation of the case be turnod over to the accused man for use in defending himself. The judge advocate contended that the docu- ments were part of the confidential re- ports of the navy department, and that he had not the authority to produce
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03

force and on active duty in the Q with Marsden, testified that Marko had been a frequent visitor to the fee, having the run of the place, that Judge Aaron J. Levy and a named De Bragga, a republican | CT of Queens, also had been t often.
 Ellert stated that he paid to M den $50 in the case of George stein, $150 in tho case of Harry $ and $20O in the @AsD of Philip l witz.
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03

tho argument employed last night will win friends for their cause, l be licVo they have mistaken the temper of the American people. I am very sure they mistOOk the temper of the American people. I am very sure they mistook the temper Of the people of people of .Ardmore. So far as l am concerned the incident Is closed. but l desire to remark that the occurrences
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03

may serve to illustrate the fact that probably we had better learn 10 gov crn ourselves before we take charge of the rest of tho world and under take to run it."
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03
Few Eggs Missed.


 Few Eggs Missed.
 The trouble began almost as soon as Mayor William Freeman had ris- en 10 introduce the senator. Mayor Freeman was in the midst of an ex- plan0tion that he was introducing the speaker because he was mayor of the city and not because he supported the views of those opposed 10 the league covenant when the lights went out.
 When the lights were restored, if was found that virtually none of those of the stage. including the sen ator, the mayor and members of tho reception committee had escaped the effects of a volley of eggs
 Later officials attempted 10 con- tinuC the program, but the crowd re- fused to listen. Efforts by senator Reed to deliver his address were mot by iecrs, hisscs. catcalls and cheers for President Wilson. One shot was fired in the course of the trouble.
 Senator's Statement.
 Before he left for Tulsa. Okla, Sen ator Reed dictated this statement:
 My compliments to the decent people of Ardmorc, my contempt for the thugs who denied to these people the privilege of this assemblage un- der the flag and constitution of the United States.
 "If the friends of the league Of na-
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03

You can't buy n gold dollar for soc, nor $50 suit for S15, but n young chap, for instance, who has to count his pennies, can get suit here for $SO that will cost him $35 or S37.o0 most anywhere else.
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03

There are some very attractive styles. They cost LIS a lot moro than we ever paid before for suits to sell at $27.5O. We even show n Blue Serge ut this pricC--a young mans model with belt all around An cN- trCnC tn7uC.
New Britain herald., 1919-10-03
NEW BRITAIN

If we haven't got the coat you're looking for, then it doesn't exist. There's everything herc-CheSter- fields, box coats, fitted coats and bclted Coats-aS conservative or eX- trcmc as you want, $25 to $i5. An exceptionally attractive sill<-lincd ono Is $37.5O.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-01-23
wE BIPARTISAN ELECTION
LAW

r-be uroposnion to repeal tho ol-per-
.,- ,,s.-+,on law IN West Virginia and
10 do away with the double onaruS
,.sr,s TO The Intelligencer to-be q very
doubtful PROPHECY. There was, or
oourse considerable difficulty in the op-
Grafton OF the law last year. In this
section. and. perhaps in others. 1t was
Utmost impossible to obtain sufhclenl
number Of competent election judges
md clerks. This was, however. due TO
three things: first. the scarcity OF help
If all kinds; second, the lack OF men
with the especial qualifications. and
third the very inadequate conpeTrSat non
allowed by the state. When common
labor was commanding four dollars OF
more per day. good men could not be
found to serve as election judges WORK
ing several hours for the small GLOW
ance made By the state. However even
With faulty conditions, the bipartisan
hoard facilitated counting. and the re-
s,,1t OF the election in West Virginia
-s wen known carly in Intervening OF
election day, something which has not
hitherto happened IN this state
Tho voters are undrestaonaby azt1-
scrrs to lean election results and any
machinery for facHttatfrrg the eaffy and
.eet. counting Of the votes and the
dissemination OF the news deserves en-
erxrxaescner1x and support The r1Vlal
ezpenss that win be necessary TO pay
,o- cornoersn1on to judges and clerks
,.sd net be seriously considered in a
<+rt,.srtnrs1 has the wealth ,ut1tch West
: v.rxtrta has. There are. perhaps. other
; st.arxages iu>>the bipartisan boord. II
90 g. ,tutau. that the more men that arr
,--erny involved IN a-fraud- tho less
,,,re,v- tteredstosbe frand- The laT has
rod .on,v one triaI and from what The
1,-+ s,1tpe1cer can learn concerning It's
,re,atson over the state It gave fairly
cood Satisfaction II does not seen
rood poAcy to .repeal'the 1aHTNWtthout al
,.aSt a further and better understand
, inrof-the Eortdnes4eaan we have at thu
q; present time