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Vienna, cumberland. with Ger
many, Austria. Turkey and Bulgaria
as the big four. understand me. there
wouldn't be any question as 70 what
allied territory would OF wouldn't be
given up by the allies. Mawruss II
Germany would have won the war
Mayruss. she would have taken Ca
Iais and Boulogne with as much ar
gument over u as gOlluf player
taking a scotch highbau. y'under-
stand. and IL France would have
threatened 20 go boishevik on ac-
count OF n. Germany would OF said
Don't do us no favors.' understand
me, and let it 20 AT that SO there
fore n the people Of DanZi couldn't
speak Polish, Mawruss. let 'em learn
20 do so. even il il would be neces-
sarv for them u 90 to a nose and
throat specialist tin they got used
TO the pronunciation"
Say. for my part ! am willing
that this peace conference should do
anything and everything Abe just so
long as they would get through their
work and ] wouldn't have to listen
no longer 10 your nonsense" Morris
declared.
"No nonsense at ALL" Abe protest
ed. 'The thing this here peace confer
ence should ought TO have done from
the start was 10 consider what Ger
many would of done under the cir
cumstances. put the reverse English
on Il and then let her whOop, which
see by the paper that they are now
getting ready TO make airyOplane
journeys across the Atlantic ocean.
Mawruss"
"And what's that got to do with
this here peace conference?' Morris
asked.
Nothing" Abe said, except that
7 see Mr.. Wilson is writing home
that they please should send over the
George washington I'm case II should
be necessary for him 20 make good
any blum he might throw TO the
peace conference that If they don't
do as he says. ne would leave them
fiat and go back TO America So
therefore If he has to make good
sooner than ne thinks. he could go
home by airyopIane and not wait for
the George Washington"
II don't think that this hsre trans
Atlantic airyoplane flying is exactly
in the president-carrying class just
vet. Abe" Morris suggested.
Neither do I. Mawruss," Abe said,
but the manufacturers OF airyo-
planes seems pretty confident, Nav
russ. In fact I see in the papers
that II won't be but a matter OF
few years. where Inc New York bust
ness man which has business to do
in London. instead OF getting on the
Mauretania in New York and land
ing six days later In Liverpool,
y'understand, would be able TO take
the railroad to Halifax. Nova Scotia.
spend the night there or anyhow only
as many nights there as it would be
necessary before the steamer sails for
saint Johns. newfoundland. and
then take the steamer TO Saint Johns
Newfoundland. where there would
be a passenger airyoplane in waiting
and no first class hotels. y under
stand At Saint Johns, such is the
strides airyop%tne manufacturing
has made. Mawruss, he would prob
ably only have 20 stick around for
hve or six days till the airyoplane
was I'm shape TO leave, understand
me. and in twenty-four hours he
would land at the Azores where
there amt no hotels at all. under
II
mere, provided the repairs didn't
take longer, he would be on his way
70 Lisbon, Portugal. which he would
reach on the following day or days.
There the same airyOplane or an
other airyOplane. I'm case the same
airyoplane got smashed I'm landing,
would be ready or approximately
ready 20 start for Paris, and might
even start, You couldn't tell. On
arriving IN Paris. ne would be only
a few hours by railroad and steam
er from London provided he was in
shape TO travel. which when you
consider that only a few years ago,
tying was IN fits infancy. Mawruss.
you've got to admit that nobody
could ever have dreamed that IL
was possible 20 make such Jour
ney."
Not unless you ate something
which disagreed with you before
you went 70 sleep" Morris com
mented. "and even then. Abe, where
IS the advantage"
ct Amt the advantage. It's the
novelty OF the thing" Abe said,
"snd TIL bet yer. Mawruss. that If
an Airyoplane Company was 20 open
a ticket Office in New York tomor-
row. Mawruss. men would be stand
ting in line 20 buy accommodations
or the first available airvOplane,-
men with wives and families and no
life insurance Il all"
They would be the very first
ones" Morris agreed. but the way
Il looks 10 me. Abe New York bust
ness men which has got business to
do I'm London would continue TO
take twin screw steamers with bllge
keels. no matter now unim portant
the business they was going 20 trans
act over there wight be. because
even the stockholders IN afrvoplane