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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1919-12-03

Look quite ugly any place.
But at table we must be
Neat and clean and orderly.
health,
Better than the greatest wealth.
To keep it clean you must agree
To wash your hands quite
thoroughly.
Breathe Deep
You should breathe long and deeply,
Your mouth you must close,
And then all the air
Will pass in through your nose.
OF all the rules of health
This is one of the best;
AS you will find out
If you give it test.
Best Doctors
OF all the doctors in this town,
None can reach such high renown
AS Doctors Sunlight, Rest, Good
Food;
And Doctor Fresh Air too, is
good.
No medicine these doctors give,
But they will teach you how to
live
So you will never sickly be.
But live quite long and happily.
Sneezing
1t is not right to cough or sneeZe
In other peope's faces.
And never, never, should you spit
On floors or public places.
And when you go to get drink,
Don't use the glass that others use
Have your own cup, and always
think,
Good Health is far too fine to lose.
Pure Food
Be sure that all the food you buy;
Fruit or candy, cake or pie,
Is pure and fresh and strictly clean;
Protected by a glass or screen.
Food for sale on city street,
Is only fit for germs to eat,
And they must like it very well,
For that's where millions of them
dwell.
Germs
Germs that float upon the air,
Strike the desk and settle there.
Upon the pencil they collect,
And fingers too they will select.
Fingers, pencils, both we use
To write our lessons when we
choose.
But to our mouths we must not car
Things not clean or sanitary.
The Fly
The fly through filth and germs will
stalk,
And then upon our food he'll walk |
OF all germ carriers, he is worst;
He kills, unless we kill him first.
The food he's touched, we must not
eat;
Ills touch might poison bread or
meat.
Let's screen the house to keep him
out.
And swat all flies we see about.
Sore Throat
When you go out in rain or snow,
Put on your rubbers. coat and hat
For you might catch a cold, you
know,
and be real sick like little Pat.
When Pat went out he felt quite
warm,
And would not wear his hat and
coat.
lure, thought he, thererl be no
harm.
But now he has bad sore throat.
For your stomach's sake use
Monarch range. Vitreous
rust proof On display
ere.
j. ID. WILLIAMS & SONS,
Beaver Dam, Ky
- -
RABBITS WANTED
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

cost Is the first consideration. As
there are . great many more OF the
latter than of the former. the buaga-
low shown in the accompanying Illus
tration has been selected as q sugges-
ton for the home builders Of 1919.
FrllIs Add to Cost.
The house, like q woman's dress,
costs In proportion to the frills there
are on it. Every angle there Is In the
framework means d duplication of the
work OF constructing the corners The
bungalow has only four corners, al
though there Is nothing plain about Its
exterior appearance. The building is
&c feet wide and "a feet long. But to
this has been added the sun parlor. IL
by 7 feet, and the hip roof, which take
away the plainness and make 1t an at
tractive home.
Five rooms and bath and the sun
parlor comprise the space In this bun
galow. Living room, dining room and
kitchen are ranged along one side and
two bedrooms with the bath between
them are on the other side.
A notable feature Of the interior ar
rangcment IL the placing Of the sun
psrlor so that 1t Is off both the living
and dining rooms, adding to both the
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24
HE GOT THE GEORGES MIXED
Baseball Expert Evidently Had Some
thing to Learn About Prominent
Men of the World.

A former pitcher now in the defunct
Northwestern league, who sought
peace and quiet in a Seattle Shipyard,
vas discussing the war and kindred
topics during a breathing spell one
day. This hurler is well known for
the speed and "stuff" he gets on the
ball, and is not credited with more
gray matter than the law allows.
This latter circumstance possibly &C
counts for his end of the following
conversation
This, war sure has changed things
around some," opined the ball player.
"How now?" queried his friend.
"Well, you take England, for in
stance. England always had a king
until a short time ago"
whats the matter? Some one take
a shot at King George?"
"Why no, not that. They just don't
call him King George any more. Least
wise the only thing you see in the pa
pers these days is Premier George"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24
Nervousness and
Caused
bv Acid stomach

There Is a much closer connection
between the stomach and brain than
most people imagine. 1t is because Of
this close connection that indigestion,
belching, sour. gassy stomach and
other stomach ~miseries-all of which
are sure signs OF acid-stomach-are so
often followed by severe attacks Of
binding. splitting headaches.
Nervousness, sleeplessiless. irritahil-
ity. mental depression, me%lancholia and
many other disorders which affect the
brain can also nearly always be traced
to the same soyrce-acid-stomach.
SO often you heal people say 81 ara
so nervous / think I'll fly to pieces !;
or ut seems ] never get a good nights
sleep any more, my nerve are all on
edge" Little do they dream that acid
stomach Is the direct cause OF their
troubles because very often there are
no pains in the stomach at all. So you
see, you can't always judge an acid
stomach condition by the way your
stomach, itself, feels.
II you are weak. nervous, unft-if
you are not up TO your old time form
Ii you lack your accustomed enthu-
sIasm. energy and pep-make this test
and see II II isn't acid stomach that is
holding you back-robbing you of your
health. strength. and vigor. Get a
big box of EATONIC-the wonderful
modern medicine that so quickly puts
an acid stomach TO rights. Ii Is in
the form Of pleasant tasting tablets
that you eat like a bit of candy.
EATONIC ribs the stomach of excess
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24
AND THUS CALUMNY SPREADS
Amusing Reason Why Brother s.
Was Made Known to the World
as a Stingy Man.

She worked at the minister's house
for three days and then went to a
neighbOr and begged her to give her
a place for the remainder of the week,
so she could get home.
why" said the neighbor, inquiring-
ly, II thought you were employed by
Mrs. S. What Is the reason that
you are leavlng?"
81 just can't stay there another
minute" the girl told her. Brother
S is the stingiest man l yer
knew"
"Stingy! Why, the whole family is
known far and wide for its benevO-
lence. What in the world makes you
say that?" she asked.
"Ma'am," whispered the girl trag-
ically, as If she were revealing state
secrets, "ma'am, don't you know,
Brother S sits up at one end of
the table and measures out just how
much every one Of them can bave to
eat afOre he ever gives 'em a plate,
even! I can't stay where there's any
such COINS on.'-IndianapOliS News.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24
BUNGALOW OF WOOD
MAKES GOOD HOME
five-Room Structure Can Be
Built at Small Cost.
SUN PARLOR is BIG FEATURE
Opens Off Both Living and Dining
Rooms, Adding to Comfort and
Convenience Of the interior.
BY WILLIAM A. RApFoRo.

Mr.. William A. Radford will answer
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining to the
subject of building. for the readers of this
paper. On account of his wide experience
as Editor, Author and Manufactures, he
IS, without doubt, the highest authority
On all these Subjects. Address all inquiries
TO William A. Radford, No. 1927 Prairie
avenue, Chicago. Ill, and only enclose
three-cent stamp for reply.
Every substantial American citizen,
man and woman, who is the head OF
a family wants a home-not merely
a place In which to eat and sleep, but
a real home. Homes are made by those
who live in them, and when the house
is owned by the tenants it is notice
able that a great deal more attention
is paid to the interior comforts and the
exterior appearance than when it is
rented.
To own a home is an ambition that
is going to be realized by many thou
sands Of Americans this year. Already.
government reports show. home build
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

ing is gaining Roadway, while other
building is tagging, notwithstanding
the campaign the federal officials are
waging to bring about a resumption
Of building Of all kinds.
The average American family builds
but once in a lifetime. The house that
is erected serves as the place where
the children are reared until they de-
part to establish a home of their own.
Building a home, therefore, is a mat
ter that requires, deserves and Usually
gets a great deal Of consideration be-
fore the type of house and its interior
arrangement finally are selected. Many
considerations, Of course, influence the
prospective home owner in selecting
the plans for his home. To some it is
a question Of getting what is wanted
irrespective Of the cost to others the
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24
THE MEN IN
GLASS Al

A sound, healthy man is never a back
number. A man can be as vigorous and
able at seventy as at twenty. Condition,
not years, puts you in the discard. A
system weakened by overwork and care
less living brings old age prematurely.
The bodily functions are impaired and
unpleasant symptoms appear. The weak
spot is generally the kidneys. Keep
them clean and in proper working con-
dition and you will generally find your
self in Glass A. Take GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem Oil Capsules periodically and
your SYSTEM will always be in working
order. Your spirits will be enhyened,
your muscles supple, you mind active,
and your body capable of hard work.
Don't wait until you have been reject
ed. Commence to be a irst-class man
now. Go to your druggist at once.
Get a trial box of GOLD MEDAL
Harlem Oil Capsules. They are made
of the pure, original, imported Haar-
lem Oil-the kind your great-grandfath-
er used. Two capsules each day will
keep you toned up and feeling fine.
Money refunded if they do not help you.
Remember to ask for the imported
GOLD MEDAL Brand. In three sizes,
sealed packages. ADV.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24
To Explore British Guiana.

Eighteen men and women, natural
lists, scientists and artists, will sail for
British Guiana soon for exploration
work In the jungles outlying Kalacoon.
the station established by the New
York Geological society In 1915, to en-
able William Beebe, curator of birds in
the Bronx zoo, to obtain a complete
collection from the American tropics.
says the New York World. Beebe will
lead the new party. and his associate
for several years. John Tee Van, Will
accompany him. Others In the party
will include Miss Mabel Satteriee.
granddaughter Of the late ]. p. Nor
gan. assisted by Miss Sarah Sturges.
who will study bird life Prof. william
III. Wheeler Of Harvard, who will study
ants; Prof. Uric Dahlgren OF the Uni
versity Of West Virginia. whose
specialties will be cells and crocodiles.
and Miss Carita Spencer, who won
decorations for Belgian wal work. and
Mrs. Gussis Garvin. student OF jungle
birds.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

acid. Brings instant relief from indi-
gestion, heartburn, sour belching, food
repeating, bloat and gas and makes
the stomach cool, pure. sweet and
comfortable.
Dentists warn us against the bad
effects Of acid mouth, pointing out
that the acid eats through the enamel
Of the teeth, causing them 40 decay.
You can easily imagine then the
amount OF damage excess acid VIII
cause to the delicate organization on
the stomach
Thousands OF people are using
EATONIC and the results obtained are
SO remarkable as TO be almost unhe-
lievable. Yet their letters of graft
tude, many Of which are received
daily. prove absolutely that EATONIO
does all and even more than we claim.
The medical profession. too, recog-
nizes the great value of this wonder
full remedy. A learned Michigan dec
tor wrote recently: 81 have had such
wonderful success with EATONIC that
| want every one 10 know how quick
ly IL will Eeutralize the acidity OF he
stomach (acid-stomach) and the stom-
ach will soon be sweet and normal
again. ard the sick man well and
happy once more"
So be sure to get a big box Of
EATONIC from your druggist today.
If IL fails In any way TO give you the
kind Of satisfaction you want, take IL
back-he will refund your money. Re
doesn't want one penny Of your money
unless EATONIC helps you.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

In the Bayer package are proper di.
rections and the dose for Headache,
~Ioothache, Earache, Neuralgia, Rheu-
matism, Lumbago, Sciatica, Colds.
Grippe, lnfluenzaECold Neuritis and
pain generally.
"Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" Ameri-
can made and owned, are sold in vest
pocket boxes of II tablets. which cost
only a few cents, also in bottles, of 81
ana bottles Of 100-aIso capsules.
Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer
Manufacture of Observation-Disclosures
of Salicylicacid.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

in the porch gives the house a distInc-
tive touch, while the siding that eX-
tends to the ground also takes 1t out
OF the ordinary appearing class OF
homes.
This design may be elaborated n
the home builder so desires. Stucco
over any of the materials to which it
will adhere may be employed instead
of the boards.
Taken as a whole, the bungalow will
fill the needs of the average family.
The installation of a bed that is con-
cealed behind doors in the living room
will add to the sleeping .accommoda-
tons, while a ceiling bed in the sun
parlor will transform 1t at night into
a sleeping porch.
Being the owner OF such a home
as this will give the mar of limited
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

You must say "Bayer." Never ask
for merely Aspirin tablets. The name
"Bayer' means you are getting the
genuine "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
proven safe by millions of people.
Don't buy Aspirin tablets in a Dill
box. Insist on getting the Bayer pack-
age with the safety "Bayer Cross" on
both package and on tablets. No 9TH
err way!
Beware OF counterfeitsl Only re-
Gently a Brooklyn manufactures was
sent to the penitentiary for flooding
the country with talcum powder tab
lets. which he claimed to be Aspirin.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24
Character Main REQUISITE.

The first requisite of success In
business is character, a word which
includes temperance, fairness. polite
ness, industry and as much intelli-
gence as can be accumulated.-E. w.
Howe.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24
Ever Try It2

Smith, understand Jebbs is learn
ing to run a typewriter. What system
is he using, the touch system?
Brown-No; he says it's the hunt
and poke system; mostly poke.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

Woman may be the weaker vessel
but she sometimes contains the strong
er spirit.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

comfort and convenience of these tive
rooms.
A study of the floor plan will reveal
that this bungalow has some excellent
features in the arrangement OF the
rooms. The living room is OF good
size. IL feet 6 inches, by 13 feet 3
inches. The arrangement Of the win
dows, two in front and one at the side
make 1t a light, pleasant room. En-.
trance to the sun parlor is gained
through a doorway at the end, while
there Is a colonnade between II and
the dining room.
The latter is of the exact size OF the
living room, which, because Of the
colonnade opening. makes the two
rooms practically one.
The kitchen is practically square, be-
Ing 9 feet 6 inches, by 8 feet. OF ii is
q good-si2ed pantry on one side and
the stairs to the basement on the other.
The two bedrooms are each 9 feet
6 inches, by IL feet 3 inches. Both
have closets and two large windows.
From this brief description there
may be gained some idea of the COM
fort and convenience this home will
bring to the owner The ~housekeep-
er's daily work is all confined to the
n floor, while the greatest portion
of that work is done on one side of the
house.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24
Unfortunate,

Lady of House-If you love work
why don't you find it?
Begging Bill-Alas, lady, love is
blind.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

An old man i'm his second childhood
Is never as idiotic as the young father
In his first babyhood.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24
Common Lack,

Common Lack.
"He certainly is IA wonderful lin
guist. Is there a tongue he hasn't
uiastered?"
"Oh, yes his wife's."
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24
Superhuities.

Saturn boosted of his rings.
what good are they without a cir
cuS?" sneered Earth.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

Some birds we know are great
thinkers of secondhand thoughts.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

Magic! Just drop a little Freezone
on that touchy corn, instantly it stops
aching, then you lift the corr off with
the fingers. Truly! No humbug!
Try Freezone! Your druggist sells a
tiny bottle for a few cents, sufficient to
rid your feet of every hard corn, soft
corn, or corn between the toes, and
c~alluses. without one particle of pain,
soreness or irritation. Freezone is the
discovery of d noted Cincinnati genius.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

If a man never makes mistakes he
never makes anything else.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

We all like the man who "sticks
through thick and thin"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

Keep clean inside as well as outside By taking
q gentle laxative at least once a week, such az
Doctor Plerce's Pleasant Pellets. Adv.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24

Those who 90 from bad to worse
seldom buy excursion tickets.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-04-24
Heated at Small Cost.

There is one advantage in a home
such as this that will appeal to every
thrifty person. II will cost little to
heat it. The heating plant. of course,
Will be located in the basement, which
extends under the whole of the house.
This, too, car be subdivided so as to
provide the necessary places TO store
food, fuel and whatever is not in daily
use.
With the exception of the front
porch and the foundation the bunga-
low is constructed of wood. The brick
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1919-06-04

1t Is no wonder, however, that
China lost her case before the con-
ference through no fault of her del
egatcs in Paris, when it is understood
that she was forced to submit it to a
court of five of whom four-Grcat
Britain, France, Italy and Japan-al-
ready had signed in 1917 secret agree
mcnts among themselves to decide
against China.
Chinas only chance was that the
United states government would
firmly exert it's influence in her be-
half and would positively refuse its
assent to a ratification by the con-
ference Of those secret agreements.
The American representative on
the council evidently felt compelled
under what pressure we can con
jurc, to yield to mandatory expo
dicncy the moral responsibility which
the United States voluntarily assum-
ed by inducing China to enter the
war.
! fear that american prestige and
popularity with Chinese will be much
impaired because Of this failure Of
The United states firmly to support
China
The further allotment to Japan Of
.osts in Shauntung province practically
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1919-06-04

to CLEAN anything regarding the for
mer enperor's life or plans as every
body in the castle is under strict or
ders to maintain silence.
Apparently there is no excitement
among the members of his suite over
the peace terms, the onl yportion of
which interests the imperial exile is
the clause relating to himself.
The former empress appears to be
more affected than her husband and is
evidently under the impression that
the powers will succeed in bringing
him before q tribunal.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1919-06-04
KIAO CHAU DECISION
MEANS WAR IN EAST
Victory for Military Autocracy II
Japan, Says Noted Authority.

japan, Says Noted Authority.
Paris, May 31.-The decision reach
cd in secret session by the so-called
Council Of -Four of the Peace Con-
ference, awarding the Chinese terri
tory OF Kiao Chau to Japan, will lead
to a great war in the Far East unless
the injustice is corrected.
Not only does this act arouse the
most bitter resentment Of the Chi
nese people, but it tendsato continue
and to aggravatc the conditions in the
Far East which arc the root of the
antagonism and disscnSion between
the foreign powers
1t amounts TO a victory for the mil
itary autocracy in Japan. and will
confirm and encourage it in Il prcda-
tory and cocrcivc policy towards China
and Russia.
1t will involve America hY givn"
color TO japan'& interpretation of ,hc
Lansing-lshii agreement relating TO
China an Interpretation which COM
plctCly vitiatcs the traditional policy
OF the United States toward China.
1t will cause 4 tremendous rcvul-
sion Of sentiment against the west in
the greater ASiatic world by once
moro dcmons'ratng that the unscru-
puous use OF the strong arm still
counts more than equity in intcrna-
tional affairs.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-10
Real Estate
BARGAINS

E..ck 10 rooms, bath. gas and c,cc..
>rrc oai; yard with alley IN rear.
N,.A:n oia block CT King Street.
1a@!y possession. $500.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-10
WOMEN FAINT IN CRUSH
Wilson'S Visit to st. Paul And Min
neapolis Most Strenuous Yet


St. Paul, Mimi, Sept. 1O.-Over-
cast skies and a drizzling rainstorm
failed to prevent the people of the
Twin Cities from turning out to
give President Wilson the most
rousing reception of his trip today.
He was cheered at the State Capt.
toll, at the armory in Minneapolis,
the auditorium here last night and
everywhere along the line of march.
It was also the most strenuous day
he has yet experienced, for he made
three speeches and he was in the
midst of wide-awake Americans al
the time.
All told the President spoke to
more than $4,000 persons and with
the exception Of his address to the
members OF the State Legislature,
where, as a matter of course, deco
rum prevailed, he found audiences
responsive to the last degree.
The President compared foes of
the treaty to ostriches who had "sub-
merged their thinking apparatus
and those who recognized the new
order of things he termed eagles
who had avoided the "miasmic
msts."
The President gave compact eX-
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-10

PLANTATION CT what the league Of ma
tions will do. He told how weak
nation could find solace in the league
because its claims would receive
Just as much attention as those of 4
large and powerful nation. The
league, he said, provides for disarm-
ament and for the liberation of OPP
pressed nations.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-10
PUBLIC SALE

Live stock and personal property
IN account of the recent death OF
ny wife ] will be obliged 10 break up
louse keeping and will offer at public
Sale on TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER
IS. 1919. beginning at 10 o'clock. AT
he Mrs. II. p. Wilson's place. six
niles south of Alexandria, Va, ard
lcar the concrete road, the following
property;
One fine heavy draft stallion, =
horses, , COWS, hogs, about 10 chic
!Iens, , warm wagons, ! covered Wag-
on. buck board, ! moving machine,
hayrake, corn planter, disc Cultivator,
One 9 horse turnplow, plows, shovel
o!cws. harness, collars, blacksmith
.ocls, also household furniture, beds.
hairs. cupbcards, carpets, lounges,
.aGlcs. cock stove, dishes. etc, and
many other articles too numerous to
mention.
Terms as follows: On all SUMS Of
$1,000 or under cash, on all SUMS ever
5000 credit Of y months with in
crest, purchaser to execute ncte
satisfactorily endorsed, payable at The
bank CT Burke and Herbert, Alexan-
iria. Va.
21I-Gc GEORGE W. LEWIS.