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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
AN UNTNELY THOUGHT.

I wonder what day Of the week
| wonder what month of the year
viii it be midnight or morning.
And who will bend over my bier?
What q hideous fancy to come
AS | wait, at the foot of the stair,
While lillian gives the last touch
TO her robe. or tho rose in her hair.
DO like your new dress-pompadour?
And do I like you? on my life,
You are eighteen and not day more,
And have not been six years my
wife.
Those two rosy boys in the crib
Upstairs are not ours. to be sure.
You are Just a sweet bride in her
bloom,
All sunshine and snowy and pure.
AS the carriage rolls down the dark
street
The little wife laughs and makes
cheer:
Butt wonder what day of the week,
/ wonder what month of the year
F B. Aldrich.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20

Pancho made a mistake. He should
have waited until the covenant of a
league OF nations had tied the hands
of Uncle Sam. 1t would take many
moons to secure permission from the
league to perform even such little
stunt as our troops put over when
Americans We're being killed from
across an International line. Proba-
bly, 1t would have been decided by
Europe, Asia and Africa that it was
a violation OF the territorial integrity
of Mexico" a country whose ruler
has no integrity. In that case Amer
leans on this side of the river would
all have to wear armor when in range
Of the border ruffians.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
Savings of Mrs. Solomon

BY HELEN ROWLAND,

more than seventeen rieces of brass
and not less than one musician.
That there shall be at least two
noodles in every plate of noodle soup,
one-half potato in every order of
hash -creamed potatoes, and one tea
spoonful of ice cream in every ice
cream soda
For the abolition of all summer
hlondes, grass widows, flappers. vam-
pires, confirmed bachelors, married
flirts, and other menaces to love, Sc
curity. and the pursuit of a husband,
That all men must say, II love
you" at least once. before trying to
kiss a summer girl.
That the inventor of the Skinny
Dance" an dthe inventor of summer
furs shah be tried along with the
kaiser.
That no movie actor shall heave his
chest and shake his head as a sign
that he is falling in love with the girl.
That all married men be enforced
to keen away from the refrigerator;
to provide themselves with at least
TWO collar buttons. to have and TO
hold; to wear binders at the cabaret
show to pay the household bills with
out growing; to clean their own safe
ty razors; to take the doggie for its
evening STROLL to smile at least once,
at the breakfast table; and to make ut
least one pleasant comment upon the
dinner.
Verify, verify, until these reforms
be accomplished, and these measures
adopted, of WHAT avail shall he Vic
tory. Prohibition, Woman Suffrage
or the League of Nations?
Therefore let us right these wrongs,
Beloved, and make the world a sweet
er and better place for Humanity
and the Hohenzollerns--to live in!
Selah,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
A POSER FOR THE OLD ONE.

The wit and quickness of repartee
which characterizes Sir F. II. Smith
who is the new British lord chancellor
with. salary of 10000 pounds sterl-
ing, at the age of 46. is proverbial. In
one of his early cases he was op-
posed by an elderly, prosy. longwind-
ed lawyer. who spoke for six hours In
his concluding address, Then Sir
Frederick rose. Looking at the judge
and jury he smiled slightly and said:
Your honor, ] will follow the ex-
ample of my learned friend who has
just concluded and submit the case
without argument"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
LEARN TO HOWL.
Nautilus.

NAUTILUS.
live with a WOLF" the old proverb
tells us, land you learn to howl" If
you live and associate much with
those who lack ambition, with the in
dolent, the lazy, the Indifferent. the
nonothings, with nobodies, before you
realize 1t you have absorbed their
qualities, for things that associate to-
gether tend 10 become alike, There
VIII be a sagging in your ambition If
you live in such an atmosphere. You
will find your ideals becoming blurred.
1t is Very unusual person who can
stand associating with nobodies and
donothlngs and become somebody
himself,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
EARCE OR TRAGEDY.

That is what the Deming Graphle's
new democratic editor. lately state
senator in oklahoma, calls the party
plan to secure government owner
ship of railways, which President Wi
son hes thrown to the discard The
Graphic SAYS:
IF the government operation was
to be made the lever to make govern
ment ownership of railroads possible,
it has resulted in a farce, That is a
mild term for il, as it is more than
likely to prove a tragedy. or at least
tragic comedy, with the public at
least Congress is asked to provide
200 millions to carry on the farce
for the current year. the deficit the
first four months being greater than
the deficit for the past year"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20

MORE PAY FOR BETTER
TEACHERS.

The commencement season is with
us, and we should take stock of the
condition of our schools for the work
of next year. New Mexico has made
wonderful progress in education dur
ing the past eight years. 1t is doubt
full If any county of any state in the
union has a better average of rural
school education than Bernalillo
has misunderstanding buildings and
teachers and the grades taught. For
this Atanasio Montoya, superintend-
ent of county schools from 1912 to
1918. inclusive. must be given almost
exclusive credit He has shown him
self to be one of the three or four
best rural educators in the United
States. other superintendent ~
among them Miss Isabel Eckles of
Grant county and John Conway Of
Santa Fe county-have made notable
records of work accomplished
But there is room for Improvement
all over the United States, as well as
in New Mexico. Our school system
is supposed to give to every child who
reaches the age of fourteen ability to
read a newspaper Understandings to
write a letter we'll, to figure simple
accounts accurately, and to do all this
pleasurably.
At least one-fourth of our young
men of fighting age-we are speaking
of the United States now--seem to
have slipped through without getting
this education. And probably almost
as many of our young women have
similar disadvantage educatonally.
The chief reason for this lack of
education is that the pupils were not
interested. And they were not in
terested principally because the teach
ers were not interested, nor interest
ing. And the teachers in turn, were
not interested. because the parents
and taxpayers were not Interested
The commissioner of education re-
ports to congress that out of about
three-fourths of a million teachers in
the country, one hundred and twenty
thousand are almost wholly untrain-
ed; and that fifty thousand schools
are CLOSED entirely for lack of teach
ers. Almost one-third of the entire
teaching force of America was with
drawn from school service to war ser
vice; and Of these. the commission
says, comparatively few will ever re-
turn to the school room. Opportu-
mites outside the school room are
more interesting than those inside. !
Women in domestic service are to-
day getting wages equal to the salaries
paid to the average woman teacher
and there Is no vacation without pay;
farm hands are getting better pay
than men who are teaching in the
rural schools: few persons fitted tc
teach are looking to a profession thai
labor.
AT the present cost of living nc
teacher fitted to make the school both
interesting and profitable to pupils
should be asked TO work for less thar
one hundred dollars a month. -Four
thousand dollars a year is not toe
much for an efficient principal OF q
high school. ..
Interesting educators, who make
study attractive to children. are the
rarest, the most valuable workmer
in America. We need them more
than We need captains of industry
But if we get them we shall have tc
pay for them.
The American public school has
been a dull bidder, of recent years, il
the labor market
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20

Has Carran2a lost his voice? From
him has been heard no howl about
insult to the honor of his country
through the dash of American troops
into a turbulent Mexican city. His
son-in-law has done all the talking,
so far. about the Juarez incident be-
ing q violation of sovereignty But
Carranza will be heard from when he
has decided upon what disagreeable
attitude will please his people. His
crouch is incnrah Bile.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
A SLIGHT MIscoNCEprroN

j. Ogden Armour, at a recent din
ner, spoke in defense of the meat
packers. Among other things he said /:
Our enemies wilfully misconstrue our
statements. They misinterpret our
motives and our statements of fact as
bad as the little child to whom the
Sunday school teacher said: Ethel,
tell me something about King Solo
mon To which Ethel replied, King
Solomon was very rich king and
very fond of animals Why do yoi
think he was found of animals?' asked
the teacher in surprise, Well said
Ethel, it says in the Bible that King
Solomon had 800 wives and 1000
porcupines,'"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20

There used to appear frequently in
the newspapers a jocular saying that
an officeholder sometimes died but
never resigned. Burleson is following
the tradition. Or else resignation
has been censored by the president
and thrown into the waste basket.
Never before did a cabinet officer
stick around and get the glad hand
from a president. after making so
much trouble and becoming SO dis
liked.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
TOdaY's BIRTHDAYS.

Francis e. Warren. United States
senator from Wyoming, born at Hins-
da'e, Mass, 10 years ago today.
Mrs, Finley J, Shepard formerly
Miss Helen NJ. Could. born in New
York city, 81 years ago today
Sir Adam Beck. chairman of the
Ontario hydro electric commission,
born at Baden. Ont, So years ago to-
day.
Prince Juan, third son of the King
and Queen of Spain. born in Madrid,
6 years ago today.
RI. Rev. Nathaniel S. Thomas, Epis-
copal bishop of Wyoming. born at
EarbAult Mimi. 81 Years ago today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
WOULD GIVE EYE BRows.

Sunbaked soldier boys along the
border in New Mexico and Arizona are
mad all over about that little Juare2
entertainment. They have been shot
at by snipers in the brush across the
border and never had a chance to fire
back for fear of hurting the feelings
of the Mexican president put into of.
flee through help from Washington
And when a chance did come for q
sortie only the fortunate bunch in the
barracks at Eel Paso were at the show
The Prescott Journal-Miner says:
mo soldier, or eX-soldier, who has
served in the war with Germany. by
herding along with recruits at camp
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20

cults, and sweetness
and light
And every little
Uplifter hath a hob
by all his own.
10, the Prohibi :
zionist would abolish
alcohol. a n d the
Radical would do
away with work and
make responsibility
a misdemeanor.
4 h e Vegetarian
w o u | d substitute
swiss chard for meat
and the Mental
healer would east out
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20

1t is said that the state constabu-
larry of Colorado seized one thousand
gallons of contraband whiskey, but
when there was an order for its pro-
duction in court, only four hundred
pints could be found. The state con-
stabulary must have large number
of thirsty friends.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20

The men who have been Serving De-
mon Rum will largely go into the SER
vice of Demon Soda, after July /.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
JOURNAL TABLETS
ON TEXTS TAKEN FROM EXCHANGES

on this side of the water, but will offer
his left eyebrow for the chance those
darkies OF Hadsell's had in this little
border melee. AS far as villa is con-
cerned, we are for giving these chaps
and the citizens of the border states
a little self determination in the mat
ter of the willy and cruel Pancho."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
BITTER LATE THAN NEVER.

The women are to be given the bal
lot but the republicans of the state
of New Mexico will not ratify the
amendment granting it until the last
minute, their platform promises to
the contrary Notwithstanding
tales Journal.
At that the speed record and activ-
ity of the democrats will be surpassed.
Three times under the present admin
stration congress refused to give suf-
frage a fighting chance by passing the
matter to states for ratification. There
would be nothing to ratify had not the
party the Portales paper uphoids
been voted out of congress.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
Today's Anniversaries


1615--Salvator Rosa, an artist who
reached eminence through des-
perate struggles. born near
Naples. Died in Rome, March
IS, 1873.
1749--John Robinson became acting
governor of Virginia.
17G0--Richard Wellesley, celebrated
statesman, eldest brother of the
great Duke. Wellington, born.
Died September 26. 1912.
lS69-A state convention of colored
people met at Topeka and re-
quested the Kansas legislature
TO petition congress for negro
suffrage.
1900--Baron Won Ketteler, the Ger
man minister 10 China, was
murdered by mob in Peking
1910-The Arizona and New Mexico
statehood bill was signed by
the president.
l915--Kaiser took charge of Galician
campaign with headquarters at
Pless
19l6-Allied conference reported to
have agreed on sweeping eco
homie measures to restrict enc
my trade during and after the
war.
1917-President Wilson called for
10000 volunteers for the reg
ular army.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20

Verify, verify, my Daughter. the
world is filled with reformers and
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
STILL HERE.

What has become of the old
fashioned democrat. who used to say
that we didn't have any business
mixing in the affairs of Europe p
Taos Valley News.
Here and there and everywhere one
is still sticking around thinking just
as Of yore, but he has not the floor.
The orators, writers and politicians
are making the big noise
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
Ono Year Ago Today in the War.

Ono Year Ago Today i'm the War.
Serious bread riots reported in
Vienna.
Alexander Kerensky, former Rus
sian premier, arrived in London.
British admiralty announced many
German destroyers and submarines
bottled un at Zeebrugge.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20
In the DAVIS News"

Francis e. Warren, for thirty years
n United States senator from Wyom-
ing and long prominent figure il
national legislative affairs, will re
ceive the congratulations of his col.
leagues nthe upper house today on
the occasion of his 18th birthday
Senator Warrer has been conspicuous
in Wyoming politics for more thar
half a century. He was twice terri
torial governor and was the first GOV.
ernor under the state constitution, ant
previously had been a member of tht
Wyoming council and president o.
the Wyoming senate. lie served three
terms as treasurer of Wyoming. Hi
first office in the territory was a!
mayor Of Cheyenne. Senator Warrer
was born at Hinsdale, Mass, and wa
educated at Hinsdale academy. Afte
serving in the union army through tn,
civil war he went to Wyoming ant
soon accumulated large fortune il
the cattle business. He was the frs
United States senator elected unde
the state constitution in 1890.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-06-20

She Suggesteth Twelve Reforms,
Which Shall Make the World a
Better and Sweeter Place for HUI
manity--and the Hohenzolierns--
to Live In.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1919-09-02
Ex-Spartacan Leader and
Accomplices on Trial
Munich's New Palace of Jus
tice Under Heavy Guard
Meanwhile,

Munich, Sept. IA, P)-Fritz
Seidl, the former Spartacan leader,
who is accused with responsibility
for numbering Munich hostages dur
ing the soviet regime, was placed on
trial with fifteen alleged accomplices
here yesterday. The prisoners were
9rralgned before the peoples court,
a new Bavarian tribunal which Is Sit
ting in the new palace OF justice. The
building is under heavy guard,
1t is asserted that all The accused
were Influenced by Levine Nissen, the
former leader of the Bavarian indie
pendent socialists, who was executed
at Standclheim. June 7, last, and DR.,
Lipp, who has been adjudged insane.
Seidl and two others are said TO have
been ringleaders and to have insti-
gated the murder of hostages. The
indictment charges that the hostages
We're housed in a cellar ana were fed
only bread and water during their
imDriSOnment
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1919-09-02
Hungary Negotiates an
> Alliance With Rurnania
Plan by Which Hungarian In.
dustries Are to Be Supplied
With Raw Materials.
(BY ARTHUR LUClEN JoNEs.)

Vienna, Sept. 2.--(Cable to ]. N. 8.
and London Daily EXpress)-Them most
active steps are being taken by the
Hungarian government headed by Pre-
mier stephen Friedrich to negotiate an
alliance with Rumania, II was reported
from Budapest today.
It Ia believed it has been sounded as
to whether II should become member
OF triple alliance" composed of Hun
gnry. Rumania and Italy. Industrial
and financial circles in Hungary are
said to be welcoming the negotiations
with Rumania owing to the pressing
need for raw materials by Hungarian
Industries.
The Danube commission. which has
been attempting to restore traffic on
the Danube river. is experiencing the
greatest difficulty. Neither the Ru-
manians, the Hungarians, the Czecho-
Slays nor the Jugo- Slavs will grant
passports nor permission for naviga-
ton.
AS the result OF the attitude of these
governments. transportation is greatly
handicapped, 1t Is declared that the
allied commissioners at Budapest are
being flouted by the Rumanians.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1919-09-02
FAVORS SALVAGE BUREAU
Kahn Outlines Suggestion for Alievlat-
Ing High Costs.

New York. Sept. liberation by the
United States government of a bureau
OF salvage similar to one In England
which In three years saved to the ma
ton Sj00.000,000 worth of materials
usually consigned to the scrap heap"
is recommended by Otto II. Kahn,
financier, in a memorandum as to pos
sible measures for aleviating high
cost of living. made public here yester-
day.
Other suggestions include appoint
ment by the government of non-po-
litical body of experts ito study the
effects of the various kinds OF taxa
ton which have been in force during
and since the termination of the war
and to make recommendations to con-
gress upon such study.
Mr.. Kahn, in his statement, enalyz-
Ing the effect of the excess profits
abroad, said British investigator
found that labor received 81 per cent
more than before the war. the state
through taxation, 40 per cent more, and
capital per cent. more. He said the
enhanced cost of living and the d.
minished purchasing power Of the dol
lar, affected the owner of industrially
invested capital no less than they do
other callings.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1919-09-02
WILL LEAD PARADE
Committee Decides that Gen. Pershlns
Shall Lead First Division.

SOn1Inltteee DeCIOeS tTldt 1eH' FCi oIIhS
Shall Lead First Division.
Washington, Sept 2.--Gen. Pershing
will head the paradcs in New York ana
Washington of the First division, 1t
was formally announced yesterday by
Mai.-Gen James w. McAndrew, for
mer chief OF staff Of the American eN-
peditionary forces. who has been de-
tailed by Secretary Baker and Gen.
March, chief of staff, TO arrange all
military matters in connection with the
welcome home to be accorded the
American overseas commander
Gen. Pershing, who sailed yesterday
from Brcst on transport LeViathan, Is
expected to reach New York on the
morning of Sept. s. Gen. McAndrew
said and will stay in that city three
or four days before coming to Wash
ington to report formally to the war
department. After the. First division
parade here 1t is expected that Gen
Pershing will visit his old home in
Missouri. after which he will return to
Washington to present his views as to
the permanent policy of the national
defense before congressional commit
tees.
Gen. McAndrew, who Is now head OF
the general staff college here, will go
to New York within a few days to COM
plete the military arrangements for
the welcome there.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1919-09-02
Federal Troops Shoot
And Kill Mexican Bandit
Consul Advises That Murder
of Adam Schaefer Has
Been Avenged.

Washington, Sept. 1.-The bandit
who murdered Adam Schaefer, an
American citizen, in Zacatecas Aug.
2S has been killed by Mexican federal
troops, according to advices to the
state department today from Mexico
City. A dispatch from the American
consul at Salina Cruz said Schaefer
was a naturaiized American, thus
clearing up the question OF his citi-
zenship.
When attacked Schaefer was re-
ported to have had a heavy payroll
for the mines where he was en-
ployed. His mother lives at Sharps-
burg. Pa.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1919-09-02
Charges Williams With
Slanderous Statements
Frank Hogan Testifies Before
Banking Committee as to
Comptroller's Confirmation.

washington, Sept. 2.--Appearlng IN
rebuttal before the senate banking
committee cons deriug the nomination
OF John SHELTON Williams to be comp
troller of the currency. Frank J. Hogan.
former attorney for the Riggs National
bank of this city. today accused the
comptroller OF making 'slanderous'
statements regarding him. He also
charged that Mr.. Williams testimony
before the committee was full of I'M
truths"
After the comptroller had presented
n prepared statement declaring THAI
Mr.. Hogan was conducting a propa-
ganda against him, the committee ad'
journed until Thursday.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1919-09-02
EX-KAlSER PROTESTS
Declares He Has Faithfully Kept HIs
Promises

Berne. Switzerland, Sept. 2-Formsr
Emperor Charles, of Austria Hungary.
has written to Swiss friend privately
protesting against a rumor regarding
alleged Hapsburg intrigue ia SwitEer-
land. He says IN the letter that he
has always faithfully kept his prom
Use to abstain completely from politics"
while in Switzerland, adding:
My fate for the present is silence
and waiting"
Baron Leopold Chumecky. formerly
prominent in the governmental affairs
OF the dual monarchy, has sent de-
NAL to the French press that he ever
met former Emperor Charles at Pran-
gins or elsewhere, as had been alleged
in the French press.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1919-09-02
EX-KAISER MUCH PLEASED
Wnen Dutch Aviator Swoops Down
With Greeting.

Amerongen. Holland, Sept. IA. P)
Much excitement was oCcasioned in
Amerongen yesterday when an aviator,
passing above the Won Bentinck castle,
suddenly looped the loop and dived low
directly over the garden where the for
mer German emperor was engaged in
his daily task OF saving wood.
Many OF the villagers believed that
the one-time emperor was in danger.
but the aviator merely descended TO
about fifty feet above the garden.
leaned over the side of his plane and
waved a greeting to william Hohen-
zollern and then proceeded on his jour
ney.
The aviator Is presumed to have been
Versteegh, Hollander. The former
emperor is said 10 have been greatly
pleased over the airman's greeting.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1919-09-02
LOST AND FOUND

GOLD WATCH - Lady'sJ between
Twenty-fifth and Whiteside st. Dill
la engraved on the outside. Finder re-
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Whitesde st.