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The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21
JOHN J. KELLY,
Private 18th Company, 9Th Regiment
n c M e

Private Kelly was decorated for gal.
lantry in action at Blanc Mont Ridge,
France, October 3, 1918. Private Kelly
ran through our own barrage 100 yards
in advance of the front line and at.
tackled an enemy machine gun nest,
killing the gunner with a grenade,
shooting another member of the crew
with his pistol and returned through
the barrage with eight prisoners. Pri-
vate Kelly's home Is at 6149 Kimbark
avenue, Chicago, Ill.
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21
Same Occupation,

II suppose the hospital doctor and
the Red Cross nurse who are engaged
were drawn together by similar
tastes"
"How so?'
"When they met she was knitting
sweaters and he was knitting bones"
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21
w. N. w., DENVER, NO. 12-1s1s.
Shameful.

Two very pretty girls met on the
street and kissed each other raptur-
ously. Two young men watched the
meeting. "There's another of those
things that are so unfair" said one.
"Whht is that?" asked his friend.
He pointed to. the scene: women
doing mems work."-Ladies' Home
Journal.
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21
Easily Discerned.

81 see in your hand dark Obstacle.
to your happiness"
"Oh, know. They are the loads Of
coal am not going to get this winter
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21

Usually big man Is too busy run
ming his own business to bother about
other peoples.
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21

More married couples would be hap.
py If the husband was deaf and the
wife blind.
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21

Opportunity knocks on your door;
and Opportunities nickname Is Luck.
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21

Nothing worries chronic kicker
like the refusal of things to go wrong.
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21

When the cats away the neighbors
get insomnia.
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21
SYDNEY @. oUMPERTz,

First Sergeant, Company E, 132nd
infantry.
Sergt Gnmpertz was decorated for
gallantry beyond the call Of duty In
action in the Boise de Forges, France.
September 20, 1918. When the ad-
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21
He Had Had Hi. Medicine.

Ma-There's a good little boy. TAX.
your medicine like father does.
Jimmie-Aw shucks! When father
takes his he always says that word you
licked me once for sayln'.
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21
Ns,ura, Procedure.

gas schemerF' "oh, everybody is max
Ing light of It,
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21
FRECKLES


There's no longer the slightest need of feeling
ashamed OF your freckles. Othine-double
Strengths guaranteed to remove these homely
spots.
Simply get of Othlne-double
strength-from your druggist and apply little
of It night and morning and you should soon see
that even the worst freckles have begun to dis
appear, while the lighter ones have vanished en-
tirely. 1t is seldom that more than one ounce
is needed to completely clear the skin and gain
q beautiful clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength Othine,
this is sold under guarantee OF money back
II II fails to remove freckles.-Ady.
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21

Keep your liver active. your bowels clean b,
taking DIR, Plerce's Pleasant Pellets and you'p
keep healthy. wealthy and wise. Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1919-03-21

Some people mistake notorlety 70
fame.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

Within ten minutes after an appli-
cation of Danderine you can not find
single trace of dandruff or falling hair
and your scalp will not itch, but what
will please you most will be after few
weeks use, when you see new hair, fine
and downy at first-yes-but really
new growing all over the scalp.
A little. Danderine Immediately dou-
bles the beauty Of your hair. No diff
ference how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy. just moisten cloth with Dan
derine and carefully draw it through
your hair, taking one small strand at a
time. The effect is amazing hair
will be light, fluffy and wavy, and have
an appearance of abundance an in
comparable lustre, softness and luxu-
rance.
Get small bottle of Knowlton'S
Danderine for a few cents at any drug
store, or toilet counter, and prove that
your hair is as pretty and soft as any
that it has been neglected or injured
by careless treatment-that's all-you
surely can have beautiful hair and lots
Of it if you will juststry little Dam
derine.-Adv. Fs
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
Beat These If You Can.

Saco, Me-, is acquiring fame for long
lived animals. A short time ago a
party discovered cat in a bag Of
grain bought the week previous, the
cat still. having, its nine lives, so far
as could be judged.
Now comes the story of Tax Coliee-
tor Charles II. Innes. who lost a tur-
key, his prize bird, some eight weeks
sgo-eight weeks. He says that the
other day, when pitching off some hay
from a high NOV, he discovered the
bird, which had become wedged be-
tween planks. The gobbIer was alive,
hin as a turkey ghost, but able to dis
pose of a hot mash
Turkeys are said to be hard to raise,
ut least in this part of the country, but
Mr.. Innes claims an indestructible
breed. His friends urge him to go into
the business and propagate such en-.
during species.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

Has been used for all ailments that
Are caused by disordered stomach
and Inactive liver, such as sick head
ache, constipation, sour stomach,
nervous Indigestion, fermentation of
food, palpitation Of the heart caused by
gases in the stomach. August Flower
is gentle laxative, regulates digestion
both in stomach and iDtestines, cleans
and sweetens the stomach and alimen-
tary canal, stimulates the liver to Sc
crete the bile and impurities from the
blood. Sold in all civilized countries.
Give it trial.--Adv.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
Vain Quest.

"sThe milk of human kindness is di-
luted with water.p said the citizen with
an acute thirst.
What's wrong, my friend?''
II called on eleven druggists in this
town and told tale of woe about the
way I've suffered from the grip that
would melt the heart of stone. and not
"a darned one of them offered to sell
me anything but cold tablets. -Bir-
mingham Age-Herald.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
IT'S NOT YOUR HEART;
IT'S YOUR KIDNEYS

signals that the kidneys need help.
You should use GOLD MEDAL, Haar-
lem Oil Capsules Immediately. The
soothing, healing. Oil stimulates, the
stroys the germs which have caused it.
Go to your druggist today and get q
box Of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules. In twenty-four hours you
should feel health and vigor returning.
After you feel somewhat improved
continue to take one or two capsules
each day, SO as to keep the first-class
condition and ward off the danger Of
other attacks.
Ask for the origin nported GOLD
MEDAL brand. Three sizes. Money. re--
funded if they do not help you.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

Kidney disease is no respecter of per-
sons. A majority of the ills affecting
people today can be traced back to the
kidney trouble.
ns t q Se ars shs T6eg PSe
terers Of your blood. If the poisons
which are swept from the tissues by the
blood are not eliminated through the
kidneys. disease Of one form or another
will claim you as victim.
Kidney disease is usually Indicated by
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervousness,
dependency, backache, stomach trOu-
BILE, pain in loins and lower abdomen,
gall stones, gravel, rheumatism, sciatica
and lumbagO.
All these arrangements are natures
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
His Hoodoo.

Il suppose you place bet occasion
ally on the ponies?" said the spectator
who was willing to lose few dollars
just for the fun Of the thing.
20, yes" replied the man who was
wearing purple vest.
'How about this horse, Isabel, en-
tered in the second racer"
II wouldn't bet on that horse If she
were "a 100-to-1 shot. I'm paying ali
mony to woman whose first name is
Isabel Birmingham Age-Herald.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
Direful Forecast.

The pocket wireless telephone will
be in everyday use at no distant date.
Thus a person walking on the street
may hear bell ringing in his pocket
and put a receiver to his ear and hear
the voice of another as far from him
as Warsaw is from London--News
Item.
Lord help u.s." sighed Mrs. Peabody,
keeper of the boarding house. 1.-The
first call get on it will be distant
relative who is coming up for supper"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
sscoId In the f1ead'',

Il an acute attack Of Nasal Catarrh Per
sons who are subject to frequent "colda
In the head'' win find that the use Of
HALLS CATARRH @MEDICINE will
build up the System. cleanse the Blood
and render. them less liable. to colds.
Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh may
lead to Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is tax:
en- internally and acts through the BLOOD
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
All Druggists 75c. Testimonials free:
10000 for any case of catarrh that
HALLS cATARRH MEDICINE win not
4. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo. Ohio.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
And She Answered.!

In the conservatory during the
Twelfth Night ball.
Reginald-Now that we are alone,
Claire, can ask you question that
1 have been burning to ask you all the
evening.
Claire Overcome with emotion)-
oh, Reginald!
Reginald Ever since entered the
ballroom I have felt that my necktie
was slowly creeping over the back of
my collar. and the thought of my ap.
pearanee made me miserable. Tell
me. Claire, is my necktie all right?
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

made by cutting around large pie
plate to make large circle and then
cutting around smaller plate placed
in the center of this. Use care to
handle the ring without breaking it.
Fill the pastry shell with Devonshire
cream. This is prepared by scalding the
milk the day before then Swimming the
cream and whipping it. Add a cupful
or more of sweetened, very ripe ber-
ries and cover with the, ring. Heap,
cream in the center and Serve. A most
attractive dish and one that is not
hard to prepare.
Strawberry ice.-Wash and hull one
quart of Strawberries, sprinkle with
one cupful of sugar and let stand two
Hours. Mash and squeeze through a
double cheesecloth. To. the juice add
one cupful of water and lemon juice
to taste. Freeze, using three parts Of
. ice to one of coarse salt.
Strawberry Baskets.-Beat the yolks
of four eggs until thick, add one cup
of sugar and beat two minutes, the
sugar should be added gradually add
three tablespoonful of water. Put one
and one-half tabiespoonfuls of corn
starch in measuring cup and fill up
with flour. Mix and sift with one
and one-fourth teaspoonfuls of baking
powder, one-fourth of teaspoon of
salt, and add to the first mixture. Fold
in the whites of the eggs beaten stiff
and add one teaspoonful of lemon ex-
tract Fill buttered gem pans and
bake In moderate oven. Cool and
scoop out the centers and fill with
sweetened crushed berries mixed with
whipped cream.
Bomb Mousseiaine.-Line mold
with strawberry ice and fill with the
following mixture: Beat one cupful of
heavy cream until stiff and add three
.fourths Of eupful of powdered sugar,
one cupful of strawberry PURGE, one
tablespoonful of orange juice and a,
teaspoonful of vanilla. Cover with the
strawberry ice and overflow, adjust the
cover and pack in ice and salt using
equal parts, let stand two hours.
There Is no friend like an old friend,
Who has shared our morning days,
No greetings like his welcome,
No homage like his praise
% W. Holmes
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
Mo Deductions.

I'm sorry for him, Been married
fifteen years and hasn't a child"
Yes, no home is complete without
the laughter and prattle of the chill
dren.''
II wasn't thinking of that was
thinking of the money few children
might save him on his income tax
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

blespOOnful of sugar, One-fourth cup of
English walnut meats, finely chopped,
one egg slightly beaten. three-fourths
Of teaspoonful of salt, one-eighth of
a teaspoonful of pepper, one-fourtk of
cup of melted butter and three
fourths of cupful of milk. Turn into
a paraffine-lined dish cover and bake
In slow oven 40 minutes.
Pecan Nut Loaf.-To five riced pOta-
toes add three tablespoonfuls of but
ter, one teaspoonfu of salt, dash
of pepper and one-third of cup of
hot milk. Beat with fork until
creamy and pack into shallow pan.
until well heated in moderate oven.
Turn on a hot platter, sprinkle with
one-third of cupful of finely chopped
meats, pour around a cup of well
seasoned white sauce and ,garnish with
parsley.
Hot Finnan Haddie canapes.-Fry
one-half tablespoonful of chopped on
ion and two chopped mushroom caps
in three tablespoonfuls of butter five
minutes. Add two tablespoonful of
-four and two-thirds cupful of thin
cream. At the boiling point add two
tablespoonfuls of cheese, the yoIks of
two eggs well beaten, and one cupfal
of faxed finnan haddie. Season with
salt and cayenne. Pile on pieces of
toast, sprinkle with cheese and but
tered bread crumbs and bake. until
brown.
Maryland Fried Chicken. - Clean,
SINCE and cut in pieces for serving,
two young chickens. Plunge into cold
water. shake off and dip at once into
flour to get as much to adhere as pos
sible Try out one pound of fat salt
pork, cut in pieces and cook the chick
en- in the fat until well Drowned on
all sides. Serve with gravy made
with the fat in the pan with thin
cream and -four for thickening.
Na.a hlek~ +sQ
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
RoIshevism in Practice.

81 thought you had an umbrella
when you left home.'
81 had" answered the man who was
drenched. Il went to a socialist meet
ing where everybody was in favor of
eliminating any individual advantage.
By the time they got through dividing
my umbrella around there wasn't any
thing left of it that anybody could
use"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

dishes will offer a va
riety.
Pea Roast.-Mix three
fourths of a cup of dry
bread crumbs, one-half
cupful of pea-pulp, that
has been prepared by
putting the cooked peas
throuoh a Siovo ono To
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
AVID
. sy.. lsllANS &c. 9n s.: e. ssss $:s =
An Absent-Minded Man.

An Absent-Minded Man.
Professor went to the railway Of
flee today to get that umbrella left
on the train last week.
His Wife-That's goods Where is
it now?
Professor-Eh? BY Jove, really,
my dear. I'm afraid l left it in the
train London Answers.
Sometimes fellow calls making
lot of darned fool mistakes getting
experience.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
The Brighter Side.
For the Liver and Bowels

"The floor walker reported me for
inattention and I've been banished 10
the hardware department"
Don't let that bother you, son. Al
though the hardware department may
lack distinction, it's much easier to sell
a suburbanite hoe than it is to sell
a lady Of fashion pair of gloves, -
Birmingham AgeHerald.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
Naturally.

"Jim was keyed up to the highest
pitch the other night"
what was the matter"
"He was locked OUT
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
False Economy.

False Economy.
"a long walk will give you fine
appetite"
"That's the reason I'm sitting STILL"
replied Mr.. Growcher. Il can't afford
a fine appetite"
A butchers sign out West reads as
follows: John Jacob kills pigs like
his father"
Space divides friends, not. friend
Ships
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

It takes two to make a quarrel
but when one is willing it's easy
enough to find another.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

{ Many people imagine that Worms or Tape
worm cannot be gotten rid of entirely.
Those who have used Dead Shot"-Dr.
Peery's Vermifuge. know that they can. Adv.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

Take a day off occasionally, and
your year will accumulate more
slowly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
Has With That.

Il don't have no trouble with taxes"
You evidently have with syntax."
Boston Evening Transcript.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

Headaches, Bilious Attacks, Indigestion, are
cured by taking May Apple, Aloe, Jalap made
azto Pleasant Pellets CDR. Plerce's). Adv.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

One way for a lawyer to rise at the
bar is to stand on 9. chair.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

A friend in need is almost TWEEN
tieth century rarity.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
lnnnortant to RilotInera
NO Use.

Il wish wives were like beefsteak."
What makes you wish that?"
Because then you could make them
tender by beating them"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
There is no friend like an old friend.
Who has shared our morning days,
No greetings like his welcome,
No homage like his praise.
20. W. Holmes.
SUGGESTIVE DISHES.

For those who wish to eliminate
meat from the diet the following two
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

may use them III
small amounts for
a garnish or ac-
cessory.
Devonshire Pie.
Line a pie plate
with rich pastry
and bake it. Also
bake a two-inch
ring; this may be
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

The Family League.
Knicker-Is Jones the boss?.
Bocker-No, his wife and children
make six votes to his one.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04

The faster a mans gait the sooner
overtakes him
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
rHE "BEsT BERRY" DISHES.

The strawberry will soon be plenti-
full, yet while it is still a luxury we
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1919-04-04
The KITCHEN
GAlBlIIl|I5

/ read within a poets book
A word that starred the page:
"Stone walls do not prison make,
Nor iron bars cagew
Yes, that 1t true, AMI something more:
You'll find, where 'er you roam,
That marble floors and gilded walls
Can never make a home.
Henry Van Dyke
The evening world., 1919-04-07
OLD DRUG ADDICT
PRETENDED TO Be
EVELYN GRANVILLE
Gave Name of Once Famous
Casino Beauty When
Sent TO WorkhouSe.

EVELYN Granville. the real Evelyr
Granville. who not so many years
ago was q member OF Harry Dixcy's
"Adon,s" Company. and rcputed to
be the prcttiest and most popular ac-
trcss in town. has asked Tho Evening
World to make plain to It's readers
the fact that she has disrcpu,dblo
namcsako who on many occasions
since 1914 has fallen into the hands OF
the police and been given newspaper
publicity.
The real Evelyn Granville. II vii, no
recalled, about twenty years ago
married Burton c. Webster. a book
maker, after he had shot and killed q
man who was accused of insulting
her. Webster was convicted Of man
slaughter aud sentenced TO long
term in prison. Evelyn Granville later
went TO live IN Pittsburgh, where on
June 8. 1900. she married John j..
Scott. carpenter and stair builder,
/ who died about three years ago.
The hngrrprnt records OF the Mag
istrates' Court show that the ne
I titious Evelyn Granville has been ar
I rested eleven times under various
names in the past five years for in
! to1ication or disorderly conduct. Two
/ OF the Magistrates before whom she
| posed as Evelyn Granville let her of
with a suspended sentence, never
doubling the truth OF the pitiful story
| she told.
I Her last appearance was before
/ Magistrate McGeehan in the WOmen's \
| Night Court, on Dec. last, when she
again convinced all present, including
an Evening World reporter, that she
was the former stage beauty who had
married Burton G. Webster. The Eve
ming World on the day following told
/ OF her commitment to the workhouse
! by Magistrate McGcehan
Magistrate McGeehan was much
! surprised later when informed by an
| Evening World reporter that the
| woman he had sentenced was not the
/ Evelyn Granville who had married
| Webster.
II was Informed by her." he said,
that she was at one time known as
Evelyn Granville and had become IA
nous In this community as a Casino
beauty. She informed me that she
had had rather "A turbulent career
ana thdl htr husband mad killed "A
man and had been sentenced TO Sing
sing Prison for long term of years:
| that she had IA son by this man and
that he was now serving with the
Colors in France. She told me that
she had assumed the name OF Annie
! O'Brien and had tried to hide her
Identity as Evelyn Granville and had
been ten times convicted In the Mag
! lstratc's courts; that she was drug
addict and asked me to have some
consideration for her due 10 the fact
that she had suffered "A great deal I'm
| the past and that she did not desire
20 have her son In France know that
she was again in the tolls OF the law
She repeated this story in open court
In the hearing OF The Evening World
reporter and OF the attaches OF the
court. 1T Is now evident that she has
| imposed on us all"
The evening world., 1919-04-07
"BREADLlNERS" HAVE NOT
FORGOTTEN OLD HYMNS
Go 10 Trinity at DR.. Manning'S In
yitation and Meet Rector, Who
Promises TO Aid Needy.

The "Breadline" OF No. - Bowery
has enlisted the aid Of Trinity Church,
which opens boundless possibilities-
since Trinity has promised To do It's
best" and Trinity certainly is able to
feed breadlino on cukc.
About church time yesterday the
telephone rang at Trinity and DR..
william r. Manning. the rector. an
swcrrd. II was the "Breadline" call
ing. wanted to know II $50 unfortu-
nate mon would be welcomed at the
service. They would, All persons
are welcomed.
So they sat through the service and
special hymns were selected, hymns
that Dr Manning thought they would
know, like 81 Need Thee Every Hour"
and stand Up, stand Up, for Jesus"
| Dr. Manning was right. The men
knew them and sang them. And they
all met Dr. Manning afterward and
| had talk with him II was then
| that hc said Trinity would do its best
There will be no announcement, how,
ever OF the specific plan for helping
| since, as Dr Manning explained this
morning 90 The Evening World, Trim
| ity's charity Is always done without
publicity,
The evening world., 1919-04-07
"OLD DUDLEY" TO Be SAVED
FROM GRAVE OF PAUPER
Friends Try to Locate Relatives Of
Former Deputy Sheriff and
Theatre Manager.

Joseph \ Ryan, who deals IN oils
at 40, l42 West 6Sth stree. and Fred
"rick \. Jones. an attorney. No. 81
william Street have decided that the
body Of John T. Dudley Is not going
90 be buried in potter's Field, The
oil man and the lawyer. each the kind
Of friend who Is friend to the end,
hope TO locate the son or tho sister
~ whom they often heard "old Dud-
ley" speak IN tones OF affection,
"Old Dudley's" age was between
The evening world., 1919-04-07

Dudley's friends were legion. or late
roars he had earned scanty living
doing odd jobs da an investigator for
lawyers and corporations.
Dudley left no papers. After his
death telephone message came to the
roOmins house offering him q job lie
icft other good friends besides Ryan
aud Jones but they appear 20 have
been the first TO lcnrn that his body
was IN the morgue being prepared Tor
4 paupcrs burial
The evening world., 1919-04-07

nity-fiye and sixty. which is old or
Young. according To- the heart. and has
nothing whatever to do with years Ne
was found dead 'ast Wednesday boo his
room at No Sc2 Eighth Avenue. Years
ago he was an investigator for the
New York Transportation Company
lie had been n Deputy sheriff At ono
time he b. said to have managed u
theatre. Those were the good old
days. when. you may b. sure. Jack
The evening world., 1919-04-07
"ANTI-DRY PARSON" DIES.

The uev. W. $. wnssnn preached
Against Prohibition for Many IeRr-
The Rev. w. A. Wasson. for scveraI
years rector Of st. Georges Church
Marcy and Gates Avenues Brooklyn
and known throughout the United states
a. the Anti Dry PBrson." died Friday
In st. Johns Hospital. Brooklyn. IL be
came known yesterday, following an
operation.