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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-08-08

Fitting It's Sort.
"How about the new part Starlite
has on hand?"
st fits him like a glove"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-08-08
on. Happy pay!

Teacher-f you take four fingers
from ten, how many remain?
Alice does not reply.
Teacher-How many fingers have
you altogether?
Alice-Ten.
Teacher-And suppose four were
missing-what have you then?
Alice (beaming) No music lessons
After He Had Declined TT
What made Latin a dead language,
pa?" "Oh, l guess somebody doctor
ed it."-Cartoons Magazine
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-08-08
Lumbermen Must Turn Out
Ten Billion More Feet a
Year TO Meet Demand for
\ Home Building
Hzokoo sz N1nNeMN0AMu6xN0a1

r. LUNTBERJACK will have to hus-
tie! That is the publicly expressed
opinion among the experts in every
line of business connected with build
ing. They say among other things:
That the demand for homes in the
United States is nationwide.
That 100000 homes should have
been built at the normal rate in the
last two years and that only $4,000
were actually built. leaving q Short
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27

A religious life is struggle and not
a hymn.-Madame de Stael.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27
An Improvement.

a young guardsman called the 9TH
err day on a certain financier, who In.
sisted on showing him over his mag
niilcent private house, informing him
not only where he purchased every ar
ticle in it but the price he paid for IL.
When he had finished he asked his
visitor II he could suggest any i'm
provement in the arrangement of the
house. "Well." was the reply, "lf you
were TO mark all the goods in plain
figures it would save you good deal
Of trouble"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27
Animals and Toes.

No living representative of the an
imal kingdom has more than five toes,
dlgits or claws TO each foot, hand or
limb. The horse is the type of the
one-toed creation, the camel of the two
toed, the rhinoceros Of the three-toed
and the hippopotamus of the four-toed,
and the elephant and hundreds of 9th.
err animals of the five-toed.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27
Christmas Gifts.

The custom of giving Christmas
gifts is not traceable to its beginnings.
The Encyclopedia Britannica says that
Sin Britain the 25th Of December was
festival long before the conversion
TO Christianity, for Bede ode temp. rat.
oh. 13) relates that the ancient peo-
pies Of Angli began the year on the
25th Of December The custom al
SO prevailed In the Germa1ic countries.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27
COLLECTING
CLAP TRAP.

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years " ao'"oe 's"'e 'o"" ~ .'o,."
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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27
THE MOST
DANGEROUS DISEASE

No organs OF the human body are so
important to health and long life as the
kidneys. When they slow up and COM
mence to lag in their duties, look out!
Find out what the trouble is-without
delay. Whenever you feel nervous,
weak, dizzy, suffer from sleeplessness.
or have pains In the back--toake up
at once. Your kidneys need help. These
are signs to warn you that your kid
neys are not performing their func-
tions properly. They are only half
doing their work and are allowing i'm
pur!ties to accumulate and be convert
ed into uric acid and other poisons
which are causing you distress and will
destroy you unless they are driven
from your system.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27

Get some GOLD MEDAL Haarlem OIL
Capsules at once. They are an old, tried
preparation used all over the world for
centuries They contain only old-fash-
Toned, soothing oils combined with
berhs veil known ana and nsed nv nhvs,,
clans in their daily practice. GOLD
MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules are i'm
ported direct from the Laboratories in
Holland. They are convenient TO take.
and win either give prompt relief or
your money will be refunded. Ask for
them at any drug store. but be sure to
get the original imported GOLD
MEDAL brand. Accept no substitutes.
In sealed packages Three sizes
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27

Laughter Is mans own attribute"
says Rabelais, and from the time man
began to think Of other matters than
eating and waging war he has wooed
laughter In some form or other accord
ing TO his ideas of what is comical.
The early pictured jokes on canvas,
stone and paper are not conducive to
wild hllarlty at this day and age, but
they amused the people of the time
and In making men laugh helped to
civilize the race.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27

The name "hallbut' is composed of
two Scandinavian words meaning fiat
fish Of the deep. That derivation is
found in the dictionaries, but the term
first appears in the ancient legends
as "halgibuta," which signifies q holy
messenger, one who is sent to relieve
suffering or save either body or soul.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27
Warm Combination.

On a cold winter day DR.. TIoratio
c. Wood, ST., noted specialist and
medical writer, was chatting with his
friend, the late DIR. Horace Howard
Furness, the eminent Shakespearean
scholar. A third man approached,
whereupon. with laugh, Doctor Wood
said: doctor Furness, let me present
Mr.. Cole. Surely the three of us can
now forget the cold"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27
Accuracy Required.

Absolute accuracy T. necessary IN
making up income figures Any per-
son who is working for wages should
find out exactly how much he received
during the whole year 1918. Fees,
bank interest, bond interest. dividends,
rents received and all other items
must be reported correctly. Mere
guesses are not accepted, for they are
unjust alike to the taxpayer and the
Government and defeat the proper ad-
mInistratlon OF the law.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27
The Dentist ShoMcnse.

"uh. look at crandma's lite. Aunt
Emily" whispered the bIhy, eyes fixed
on the array Of false teeth in the glass
case.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27
EVERYBODY IS
NOW FIGURING
INCOME TAX
In Order to Be Helpful to Public,
Internal Revenue Bureau
Has Every Available
officer in Field.
SEVERE PENALTIES IF you
DELAY BEYOND MARCH IS

With the due date for Income Taxes
only few weeks away. the collection
of this far-reachIng tax on 1918 In
comes has started on with a bang.
Everybody is figuring income tax.
Payments and sworn statements Of
income must reach Internal Revenue
offices on or before March Is, and there
are severe penalties for delinquency.
Residents OF Kentucky should make
their returns and pay their taxes To
the nearest Of the following: Josh T..
Griffith. Owensboro: J. Rogers Gore,
Louisville: Charlton r. Thompson,
Covington Elwood Hamilton. Eexing
ton: John W. Hughes. Danville.
Pay your Income Tax by March
H." Is the slogan Of the Internal Rev
enuc Bureau. which has sent every
available officer into the field 10 help
the public TO understand the require
ments aud TO prepare the returns.
Who Must Make Return.
II Is estimated that many thousands
of single and married persons In this
section Of the United States who have
never before made annual returns are
required to do so this year.
Income ,ox returns mus, he made
bo,vecr NOV aud March 4, nv nersons
who cn,,a undor the following classif,.
cations
ANY unmarried nerson whose 1918
no, I,cone was 81 600 or over Wild.
ows and vidowors divorces and mar.
r,o1 rarsors who .ra IivI,y .nar, from
,Lair husbands or wives arc for tho
n,,rnosss ~ tho I,co,,o Tax rlassaa n =
urp,,,riad
An,, ,,arrial rarso, LIVING with wifi
or hmsh,rd ,,hose ,ors ma, I,com. was
e. nno o. oror m. Income a, hath
,rshord o,J ,ytf. mus, he considered
toretber with the earnings of minor
children. II any
An. A.,
Ea,n Pets'f u, ,ue .ni'eu '.a'e'
VIM u III ei'''e' W '''ese ta''ons
mus ger ous! "' u,l'e - r."a''i.s "'e
10 We nNoIue o., i,e snouiu sveu'e u
u'"iA ror", iv.V % ~ ~, ,.poI ', ,n, '..
income UP 10 s''""' "r urn iofo u
ms net iuo"ine eNre'ueu '',"' amount
forils are oe'ns u's'''ou'eu ny .o''.'
to's aiu ',''ii ,epu''es' a'so W p"in'
ny i"''o""s u'e i'''' ue','"s y" w.
rorils coIIec' return Gun oe p,epareu
al nome IL Pers,h ''eeus "u'''e .,
aiu, the pepu'! '"''e''o's III '"e "e'"
Will iurnlsh ,lls without Iilnrse.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1919-02-27

In a Restaurant.
waiter. bring mo n c-nss ~ water,
want 10 strengthen this ssup."
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-12-23
ITALIAN CABINET
AGAIN SUSTAINED
Confidence Vote Is Given
Premier Nitti by
Deputies.
REDUCE CROWN POWER
Bill to BE introduced Giving
Parliament Right to De-
clare and End War.

ROME. Doe. % The chamber Of
deputies today passed ~ vote NJ con.
fidenco In The government Tho yotC
was 2t2 to 2lG
Formal announcement was mad,
hy Premier MA In the chamber
tina; the government proposes io bon.
troduCe "A hill giving hrilumru' iN'
right to declare war ana wak" pes. .
n prerogatiVe that was formerly h.l
by the crown. This statement s. t.
received with cheers. especially rom
the SoCiAlsl section
Premier Niius sp"".n followed
the vote NJ confidence .u me 90. tru
ment The premier stnt,C thp HE
pleblsclto which was held In lrGmc
on December Is resulted in four
ffths Of tho votes being cWu iu
favor OF the RoNcrumouts proposals
of settlement
Replying to socialist in''rptlla
tiona, Premier MIA said
We must establish frirullv -.
latons with Jugo Slavia IN" Adrl.
attic question has hoon transformed
into ono ~ He and death for the
nation but let us not CNtEgcrnto.
Fumes value Us only sentimental
not economic Deputy Modigliani
exaggerated when he said American
capitalism was interfering with the
solution Of the f1ume problem. ]
can easily fortell that American cap
italism Will never play any part In
the life of F1ume, DangiE or Odessa
That country ~ ~ powerful econom
icslly and torritorilly that It would
never knowingly commit an injustice
against the settling OF European
questions. but the sinited states 's
not fully acquainted with tho ethnt-
cal problems on the Adriatic. The
charge that the United States is
Ernsping appears to he unfound"d.
Mono of the allies IL opposing Italy. |
hence final settlement OF tho ftumo
question In only a question OF lime
Premier Nitti told the socialists
that no institutional nor political |
change would improve the economic |
italy, he said. IL now liv-
ing upon foreign credits Tho news
paper Epocon states that the nation
nj council has broken with Gabrielle |
q Annunzio whose forces are occu-
pying Fiume. Tho breach came over
II AnnunZios tnsstencc upon Ger
tain election conditions In the plebis
etc.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-12-23
PRICES OF PAPERS ADVANCE


hIN ipI;k Brr o.. Publisher.
."' h.' newspapers IN >rw York ,lp.
except tW". who already have lu-
creased ih"tr rates. viii advances rnc
pro" ~ Sunday pap,ra lu the couu.
ny Districts to 10 cents on or hu.
i"te January T. in answer to the
pi"hs ~ ne house committr. on
p"s'offl'c and post roads that u,As.
paper Publishers Immediately Ir.
"u'" consumption OF news print
paper 10 per cent below normal 90
t".i'v" The paper shortage
rms announcement was made to .
day by the American Newspaper
Publishers association, which added
NAT publirhcrs Of all hut one Sew
YORK evening paper had decided to
Issue no editions on either Christ
mas or New Years day.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-12-23
WORK FOR QUICK
HUN AGREEMENT
Supreme Council Hopes to
Finish Protocol
at Once.

rNEIs. Doc % The suprcm"
council. u hrolme known today, Is
making every effort "a rca p an
agreement with Germany on the
question ~ IrpIrhtion fpr the SINK
JuU ~ tho B.rman fleet at S,hpH
Flow SO 'hut N" prutocOl may Dee
4Rurd and Publications of the
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-12-23

nor's act was Illegal.
An investigation of the ouar,r,,
cations OF w. l.. Tomlin OF Cr,..
wood. who was appointed bv 81.
governor TO succeed Shaw was r,.
menCed Monday, '
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-12-23
SHAW IGNORES GOVERNOR
Arkansas Mine Inspector Continues
IN Dfiirc Despite "KCmONaI"

LITTLE ROCK. Ark. Dee -
Th.m n shaw. state mine lnspec-
tor. who was discharged last Sttur-
day hy Governor Trough following
Shtws refusal TO All In securing
volunteers tu work the wines ~ the
state during the con! s,riko, today
Continued discharging the duties of
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-12-23

state inspector.
Any attempt to restrain shaw from
carrying out his duties as mine In
spcctor Win automatically bring the
controversy into the courts As the
governors action viii be- ignored.
Shaw SAYS lie declares the COVER
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-12-23
KANSAS STRIKE
LEADER IN JAIL
CONTINUED rRoM rAGE ONE

NtN ! lNIFb fHbM iNbf bNF
chief counsel for the Unified Mine
W orkcrs OF America, In which the
position wns taken that liowni, In
Keeping in force u iuCul strike of
,O0G miners in the kansas district,
which was called last July. did not
violate the injunction against furth-
'otHnce Or the general strike. but
complied with instructions of tho
miners general committee. in that
operation of nirea IN Kansas was re
sumed on the >nmc basis ns obtained
on October at. the date the general
strike became effective
Dan W, SimuS. special assistant
district attorney followed with an
outline Of the evidence against llo-
wat he de larod the kansas miners
official had issued several state
mentH or given newspaper interviews
in violation of the Injunction. aud
asserted that the local strike was
merged with the general strike on
October ~. and thereafter was nf-
fected by any action which had to
do with the general strike.
War Measure Effective.
In reviewing the miners ease.
Judge Anderson declared mat the
Lever act. under which tho action
wns brought Waa sim In force. and
pointed to tho United States su-
prcme court de- oisiun on the wartime
prohibition law IA a parallel case,
upholding the theory that the war
measures aull urC effective.
tie said hc had dcncd tho law on
November and that the miners
officials had knowledge of that 1ch
milton.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
HABITS OF NATIVES OF
 LOWER KUSKOKWIM
Anchorage Times.)

A recent visitor to the lower Kus- kokwim region describes the native population there as being of very different type from those that are found along the Yukon and Panama rivers. They are, he says, a short. stocky-built people, with fiat or 'dshed faces" During the summer months they live mostly in the open but in the winter seaeson they inhab lit holes dug into tho ground.
 For the most part they are found in large villages, with ruling clan They are very socially inclined. Dur ing the winter evenings practically the entire village, including dogs, con gregate in a public hall called in the native tongue ''kishim," where their local disputes are settled by the rul ing clan. Here also they give enter tailments and tell stories to pass away the time.
 Here, too, the village medicine man has his abode and works his miracles as though it were the eighteenth in stead of the twentieth century. And he kishim, whatever appeal it may have for the native and his dog, is not a pleasant place to visit. It has plenty of openings for ventilation hut of ventilation there is none. With 'te place thoroughly warmed. the nperture in the roof is closed, the door is tightly shut and the big so cial event is on. Fish, good and bad, is distributed to everybody. Even he dogs get their portions. And af- ter couple of hours refreshing en- ertainmcnt the atmosphere is per fumed to a degree described by white
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
LADIES OF CHURCH
 TO BE ENTERTAINED
 BY THE MEN FOLKS

Tonight at the Northern Light Presbyterian church the men of the church will give a return compii. mentary dinner to the ladies of the church, who, in turn are to bring as their guests some girl of the Sunday school above the age of ten years. Dinner, which will be served in as many courses as the men are able to cook, will be served at o'clock. and the following gentlemen will act as "hash-slingers" Messrs. w A. Clark, H. L. Faulkner, c. c. Bruce, M. B Summers, J. H. Condit, H. Keeley, Dan McMillan J. B Marshall, J. D VanAtta and NJ s. Whittier. The adult Bible class room in the base ment of the church has been turned into a dining room and the men have been busy today giving it Hal. lowe'en effect. Covers will be laid for 70 guests.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
DO NOT DO MALICIOUS
 OR COSTLY MISCHIEF

Just a word to the boys of Juneau. This is the night that is supposed to be given over to secret pranks under circum- stances that might suggest to the victims that some myster- ious or supernatural power was behind it all. That is all very well. It is not wrong to get all the enjoyment out of the ocea- sion that is pos1ible-provided there is no maliciousness or de- struction of property or any thing done that will cause peo- pie expense. The destruction of property, the removing of gates, the disfigurment of win dows or anything else that may cause cost to people is not right on Halloween or at any other time. Boys should remember that if men would do some of the things that are often done on Halloween by minimizing boys, they would be arrested and fined or placed in jail. And there is nothing so becoming in boys as being little men. The earlier boys learn to judge them selves by the same standards they judge men tho better it will be for them.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
ROOSEVELT IS CALLING GROSS
 GREAT DIVIDE
His Memory a Real Live Is- sue and Chance to be Given to Pefpetuate it
 in Memorial Fund

America cannot forget it's great men and live.
 With each succeeding generation the great truth of this sentence is being brought home more forcibly for where would We find such guid ing stars in the life of our nation if the memories of Washington and Lincoln had not been perpetuated by the appreciative men and women of | America?
 ] Another mighty man for good has l allen-Theodore Roosevelt
 | And now the call comes to a hun dred million Americans to honor and perpetuate the memory and the stal- wart spirit of this uncompromisine example of Americanism.
 l The Roosevelt Memorial Associa ton of New York has answered that call on behalf of every American citizen and set about the task of raising $1O,00O,000 to erect a monu ment to Theodore Roosevelt in Wash ington, D. C., and create a park al | ONStpI Day, tO UO Ul Coti FCu iihS Mount Vernon and Lincoln Home l stead.
 Such men as Elihu Root, George Harvey, Leonard Wood, Mrs. MeDil' Mccormick and Boyce Thompson arc back of the association and have ap pointed a chairman in every state territory and insular possession to present to the people this opportunity for all Americans to join in establish 1 ing permanent memorials which shall express in the most fitting manner the honor and love of all the people for this great American.
 George Hazelet of Cordova has been made Territorial chairman for the Roosevelt Memorial Association in Alaska, and J. R. Lewis, vice-pre sident of the B. M. Behrends Bank has been named divisional chairman for the First division. Today MT Willis perfected his organization for the division with the appointment oi he following local chairmen for the several towns: Juneau, NJ. s. Whit 1 Ser: Thane, l.. J. Reedy; Persever ance. H. F. Dott,; Douglas, A. E Curr; Treadwell, Jack Wilson; Skag way, F. J. Vandewall; Haines, Judge w. B. Stout; Petersburg, T. s. Els more; Wrangell, F. E. Bronson; Ket chikan, A. G. Shoup. Stka, A. D Stabler; Chichagof, Jas L. Freeburn Jualin. Chas. G. Titus; Hoonah Frank Shotter; Tenakee, Ed Snyder; Killisnoo, A. H. Kuettner; Rake, Er nest Kirberger.
 Mir Whittier, on behalf of Juneau will at once organize his local com mittee who will be authorized to re ceive contributions.
 "This association" said Mir. Whit tier today, 'is non-partisan and non political It is a drive in which every Alaska man, woman. boy and girl can have a part All can re member Roosevelt, and help the gen erations to come to remember him l I am glad to be able to assist in perpetuating the memory of this great man whose motto was all men up, not some up and some down. He was the genuine friend of the man 1 in the overalls as well aes the man l in the silk hat. No one will be bored for contributions to this fund The association desires your sub | scriptions to be great or small as your means permit and as you cher ish and wish to hand down to your children's children the high ideals fol which Roosevelt always stood
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
B. M. BEEIRENDS COMPANY, Inc.

men as "fifty-seven skunk powder"
 The natives also have bath houses. These are very small kishim, equipped with heated stones to furnish steam. It is a common sight to see young bucks" dash out of the bath house clad only in their birthday clothes, . speed across the village street and into their own igloos. Contrary to common belief, the natives bathe often. although they seldom or never launder their clothes, thus losing part of the efficacy of the bathing
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
ARRIVALS FOR HERE
 ON STEAMER WATSON

The Admiral Watson arrived in Juneau yesterday afternoon at Z o'clock with the following passengers from the westward for this place l.. Lowrie, Carl Rosevelle, Ben Sund holm, E. M. Ball, Bert O'Brien, F A. Vhecktisow, A. A. Cobb and c Force.
 The following arrived at Juneau on the ship from Yakutat: Carl Tim min, William Benson, Mrs Benson Charles Benson, Miss Benson. Mrs Nishita, Alfred Walter, Mrs Walter J. Fujimori, Mrs Fujimori.
 Those on the Admiral Watson from Yakutat for Seattle were J. c. Payne John Ness, Mrs. Ness, Chong Bong
 There were three third cabin pas sengers for Juneau from Cordova and 12 passengers for Ketchikan. She carried more than 100 passengers from the westward for Seattle.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
.,IDD|E'S GROUP
 MUST BE CHECKED
Dr. Kings New Discovery wifi do that very thing,
 easy and quickly

nON'T say, Poor little young
 ster-I wish I knew what to A) do for youp Just give a little Dr. Kings New Discovery as directed and the crOupy-cough won't finger
 A cold is not to be fooled with. Get after 1t at once. Loosen the congestion, the phlegm-stuffiness, and the throat-tOrture.
 A family remedy for colds, coughs, grippe, and kindred attacks. Fifty years friend to cold-sufferers. Fifty years of highest quality. COG. and $i.2O a bottle-all druggists.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-10-31
THE MOOSE ARE
 PLANNING A SERIES OF
 DELIGHTFUL DANCES

W. J. Maynard, W. Stokes and J. Pastell have been appointed by the Moose lodge as standing entertain ment committee to arrange a series of informal dancing parties this win ter at the Moose hall.
 The first party of the season will occur on Friday evening, November 2 There will be cards and dancing Also a program has been arranged for the occasion. Frank Fl. Part ridge and Miss Helen Kelso will be among the entertainers.