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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
Copyright, 1919, by Press Publishing
Old King Goochey- Gooch. at the
Children's Party, Proves TO Be
Delhi's Lovely Poetess.

Mrs. Kickapoo Allen of Delhi is a
woman with much originality. She
loves to stroll along avenues that are
new, figuratively speaking, and to her
to be commonplace is to be guilty of a
crime. She even injects her origi-
nality into her social affairs, with the
result that they are invariably most
enjoyable.
Mrs Allen gave children's party
last Saturday at her home, the occa-
sion being the eighth birthday of her
little son, Apache. Fifty enthusiastic
guests attended and, besides having
ice cream and cake. We're treated to
"a genuine surprise. They heard a
poem read by old King Goochey-
Gooch.
OF course as most people must know
there is no old King Goochey- Gooch
writing poetry in America. In fact,
there is no monarch of that name
anywhere. He was invented by Mrs.
Allen. When the children had fin
ished the ice cream Mrs Allen entered
the parlor and took her little daugh-
ter, Delaware. by the hand
Tell the children what is to take
place now" she said to the child.
Delaware bowed
I'VE goin' to have poetry read by
ole King Goochey- Gooch. l goin' to
bat Eddie Brown in de eye if he don't
stop maxim faces at me-
Tut, tut. Deleware.',-- said Mrs
Brown. "You must not threaten Ed
die. | merely wishel you to announce
the poem"
HUH" sang out Eddie. That's
my nachural face"
Mrs. Allen paid no attention to him.
Addressing the children she said:
Now, the old King is a nice old
fellow and you must be kind to him.
His poem is entitled, Children, Enjoy
Yourself Are you all ready to greet
the old King?"
Yea, bot" said little lizzie Horo-
WITT, kicking Willie Whaley in the
back.
"All right said the hostess. "I
now take great pleasure in introduce
ing old King Goochey- Gooch."
A curtain had been hung In one
corner of the room and from behind
this stepped the old King. He had
long white hair and white WHISPERS
which reached almost to the floor.
He did not wear pants, but, instead,
his legs were covered with a heavy
monk, only different. The old King
held up one hand.
Children he said. I'm glad to see
YOU"
He then took his stand in front of
the curtain and read the following
poem:
Children. enjoy yourself,
Be happy while you are young,
HOP about the lawn and be gay,
Laugh and slip and run.
Childhood cannot last forever,
Would l were young once more,
But / have OF my apple.
And have nothing left but the core.
My sisters child, Teeney Ricketts,,
Has come to this party,
But hear she BIT Ellsworth Pipp s
Teeney, don't be smarty!
But children. you must be happy,
Forget your cares at once.
Be proud of Ellabelle Mae Doolittle
The sweetest girl in town.
For some reason or other. Luella
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29

AMERICA AND MEXICo.

The Journals cables from London
cav that Great Britain and France
have been urging the United States TO
take measures to pacify Mexico. and
indications from Washington are that
something of the sort is in the ar
For the protection of Americans and
American interests, this should be
done regardless of what grievances
Europeans have against the Carranza
government.
Americans are not popular in Mex
leo. They are robbed. outraged and
murdered every little while. and moth
ing is done about it by the Mexican
government-and very little by. the
American government The gringo. IL
appears, is a much hated man In most
Of the region below the border. Why?
The American government has long
tried to do its neighboriy duty by
Mexico The present administration,
however, has found great difficulty III
pursuing a consistent policy, 1t has
watchfully waited most of the time,
and forcibly interfered occasionally
1t overthrow Huerta and got behln8
Carranza to such an extent that he
came into power. Whereupon Car
rama turned upon his benefactors,
and played the German game all
through the war.
Before the house committee at
Washington last week, William b.
Mitchell, former manager of the Bank
of London in Mexico City, testified
that the sending of two military eX-
petitions into Mexico and their sub
sequent withdrawal. is largely respon-
sible for the anti-American feeling in
the southern republic.
We took Vera Cruz, occupied 1t a
while and withdrew-without receiv-
ing the demanded salute of the flag
We sent Pershing to catch Villa. His
expedition got some hundreds of miles
into Mexico and then was ordered to
move in no direction except north
ward. The order came from the Car
rama commander. He did not even
send a force to rescue the wounded
at Carrizal.
These gestures had the look Of
cowardice to the MeXicans, whereas
they were merely the results of in
decision and idealism. They helped
fan the natural racial hostility of
Anglo Saxon and Latin. of white and
Indian into flame. Fifteen-sixteenths
of the population of Mexico is UNI
mixed Indian.
The Mexicans are too ignorant 10
understand our tactics in their coun-
try. Possibly we don't understand
our own tactics. But the one in
dubitable fact that stands out in the
whole trouble is that thus far we have
made a fiasco of Intervention and we
are reaping crop of hatred where
we should have grateful appreciation,
All of which makes the job of clean
ing up Mexico. which is our job, and
which Europe expects us to accom-
plish, all the more difficult. The
start is still to be made.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
HOT WEATHER.

The miserable wretch who says, rs
this hot enough for you?" on a warm
day, is at least entitled to one COM
mendation He is trying to extract
bit of humor from the heat Other
people fail even to make a show of
cheerfumess. They grumble and
growl and sweat and fume, and make
themselves ten times hotter by fret
ting.
The extremes of heat and cold are
trying to the majority of people. Diff
ferent individuals and nations have
different ways of dealing with heat,
In warm countries work is largely
suspended through the middle of the
day. Everyone takes a long nap.
These easy going races give up some
thing to their business success, rather
than hustle and hurry through the
torrid period.
The American people are built up
on a high keyed temperament that
dislikes to stop its hustle for any such
obstacle as the temperature. So bust
ness usually keeps humming along,
no matter where the thermometer is.
People vent their feelings by a grum-
bling attitude But they keep on chas-
ing dollars. From one point of view
you admire their persistence, and
from another it seems lacking in
sound philosophy,
Let it be borne in mind that hot
weather is relative thing. In Albu-
querque our maximum this year is 90.
American ingenuity comes in to
create its alterations. Great bust
nesses have been founded on the heat.
Seeing the suffering of the people
from high temperature, they offer
their cool drinks and refreshing ices
and electric fans and other iassuage-
ments. But patience and good nature
are the best defence.
The merciful man is merciful to his
beast and does not force him on a
hot day. He is thoughtful of the COM
fort of employees in hot weather.
Forcing oneself to the high top of
hustle, with the thermometer above
90 is always doubtful policy. 1t
must take a degree of energy worth
more than any product it can bring.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29

Every man would make excuses for
himself, and every man would think
he was doing all he could when he
wasn't. The whole life and energy
would go out of the place.
The managing committee of an in
dustry would feel no particular incen-
tive to keep up production. or devise
systems of efficiency. Managers that
pushed the workers along would find
unpopular. The easy going
boss, who didn't bother the workers
to take up new ideas, and work them
out, would be the most popular and
most likely to keep his job.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
HOW BoLsHEyM WOULD WORK

What would happen, suppose the
country should go Bolshevist. and the
workers in every industry should
mach into the office. seize the books
and property and attempt to run the
business, and divide the produce
equally among themselves, as has
been happening in Russia?
The former owner or manager. If
he learned he was to have only an
ordinary workers reward. would pre-
fer to do only an ordinary workers
work He would never fret his head
over efficiency systems, if he could
get Just as much by working at the
bench at some simple task.
So the only logical method under
Bolsheviem, is for a committee of the
workers to try to run the plant and
see what they could do with it.
Executive management is a rare
gift, and efficient factory operation
would soon go to pieces. No one would
have any object to keep up the volume
of his production. Under strict APP
plication of Bolshevistic principles. a
lazy mar ought to get Just as much
an an industrious one. God made him
indolent, so he ought not to be ex-
pected to work as hard as man
who was naturally industrious.
But even assume that an effort was
made under Bolshevism to guage a
mans reward by his production. A
man would be able to get only about
so much anyway. What would be the
use Of working hard, he would say.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
"In the DAVIS News.


Senator Charles Jonnart, who has
been appointed to a place in the
French cabinet as minister of the lib
Grated regions, has been governor
general of Algeria since March of
last year. M. Jonnart began his pub
lie career about 80 years ago as a
member OF the chamber of deputies
He was member of NJ. Casimir
Perier's cabinet. which only survived
for short period, and in 1918 he be-
came minister for foreign affairs in
the I'riand cabinet 1t was in the
early summer of 1917. however, that
M. Jonnart stepped into the full glare
of the European limelight, when he
was deputed by the French premier
to undertake the special mission to
Athens to put stop to the aid which
Greece was offering to the central
powers in the war. The success of
that mission Is matter of history.
Two days after M. Jonnart's arrival
In Athens King Constantine abdicated
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
A MATTER OF WEIGHT.
BY Bide Dudley.


Joe Brown is fat, he's very fat,
He says he's far too pusty,
And every time we meet he kicks
In manner loud and lusty.
He wants to lose a lot of weight;
He diets, but no matter
How carefully he picks his food
Joe Brown Is getting fatter.
Jim Green is thin. he's very thin,
He SAYS he's far too honey,
You couldn't get the man to smile
To him this life is phoney.
He eats all sorts of fatty stuff
At breakfast, lunch and dinner.
1t doesn't do bit of good
Jim Green is getting thinner.
Old DR., Bingle smokes cigars
That cost him half dollar.
He wears expensive clothing and
A shiny, stand-up collar.
He's happy as a man could be
For one in his position;
His bank account is large for he's
The Brown and Green physi-
clan.
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
FINE II CORRECT.

When the railroads were taken over
by the government the Santa Fe had
several extensions under construction
in Kansas, Oklahoma and Texas. The
government stopped work on these
without regard to the protest of the
settlers that needed these new roads
The Swastika of Des Monies quotes
Tom owen, receiver of the land office,
to the effect that the Santa Fe rail-
way, as soon as released from govern
ment control, will extend its line from
Elkhart, en- the Kansas Oklahoma
state line. to connect at Dednlan on
the Raton-Des Moines line. This would
make another through line from Kan
sas City INFO New Mexico. Mr.. Owen
also reports that a company IS now
acquiring land in the district.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
1T ALL DEPENDS.

Why does 1t cost fifty cents in Ros-
we'll to see Mary Pickford show
which was seen in Albuquerque for
twenty cents, asks the Roswell Rec
ord. Perhaps the Pickford face has
not so much competition in Roswell
as in Albuquerque. Here as pretty a
face as that Of Mary may be seen any
evening without money and without
price, just as the popular star can be
lamped gratis in Hollywood town.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
Tnday,s BIRTHDAYS.

Max Nordau. eminent writer and
leader of the Zionist movement born
in Budapest 70 years ago today.
Booth Harrington, celebrated novel;
list and playwright, born at Indianapo-
lis 80 years ago today.
Thomas S. Martin, United States
senator from Virginia, born at Scots
vile, Va, 70 years ago today.
Rt. Rev. Thomas S. Byrne, Catholic
bishop of Nashville, born at Hamil-
ton, O., rs years ago today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
NOT A KNOCKER.

The Deming Graphic is not a knock
er of industry. The town owes much
of its growth to mining investments
and development, although gardens
and farms are the principal interests
of the people. Such of the people as
have no mining interests find mar
kets at camps an aid to profitable pro
duction. The Graphic expresses graf
ification that mining has better out
look, and adds that it is we'll that
miners realized that strikes during
dull times would but end in suspen-
sion.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
WHY pATRoNrzE a HOTEL?

While Socorro newspapers are boast
ing of hotel accommodations the San
Ia Fe New Mexican also points with
pride" in the following way:
THE offices of the Santa Fe Jail
are picture of neatness; the cells
for the inmates are clean. well .venu-
lated and always cool, and are pro-
vided with all modern conveniences,
including hot and cold running water
and baths for the prisoners. One of
the hobbies of Judge Garcia, keeper
Of the Jail, Is to see that all the pris-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
BUTTER NOT INCLUDED.

Because an advertiser buys a dis
play advertisement it does not entitle
him to a write-up on the side. The
merchant sells his flour for biscuits,
but does not give away the butter to
spread on those biscuits The news
paper sells its display advertising
space. If person wants reading
space also he must buy it the same as
he would expect to buy the butter
which went on those biscuits.-Fort
Sumner Leader.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
Today's Anniversaries.


1S04-William Irvine, whom Wash
ington sent as a commissioner
to the whisky insurgents in
1894. died in Philadelphia.
Born in Ireland, Nov. 8, 1741.
Victoria and Prince AL
bert proceeded down the
Thames in a royal barge to in
spect the Thames tunnel.
met at Jackson,
Tenn, to promote the forma-
ton of new state, out of west
ern Kentucky, Tennessee and
Mississippi.
1S7S-The Marquis of Lorne was APP
pointed governor general of
Canada.
1S92-A cold wave swept over Mani
toba, with the harvesting not
vet finished.
booking Humbert of Italy was as
sassinated at Monza.
1915-German empress left for Po-
land presumably for triumphal
entry into Warsaw.
1916-German airships raided York
shire and Lincolnshire on east
coast of England.
1917-German aviators deliberately
bombed a hospital in raid on
Paris,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
ELLABELLE MAE DOOLITTLE
BY Bide Dudley.

, Co. (The New York Evening World).
Whaley, one of the older girls, began
to suspect that old King Goochey-
Gooch was Miss Doolittle in disguise.
Hold, King" she said. Il got you,
King!"
Why, what do you mean?" asked
the old fellow.
Fiji bet a dead dog you're Miss
Doolittle," said Luella.
With that the girl snatched off the
whiskers and there stood Delhi's love-
ly young poetess, Ellabelle Mae Doo-
little. The children whooped in joy
and applauded with great gusto.
All We're pleased
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29

In Marine salient French and AM
orleans advanced several miles taxi
ing many villages.
United States troops defeated the
Prussian guards in fierce fighting on
Scissors Chateau Thierry front.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
"SIION EN-

What fools ye mortals be" can
apply to people in Kansas, Missouri,
Iowa and eastern states paying from
$3.50 to $500 an acre for farm land,
when right here in Mora county they
can get land that will produce most
everything the land in those states
will produce from s12 an acre to $50
an acre.-Wagon Mound Sentinel.
Fire the facts to the ''mortals'
by letter. newspaper, booklet. or any
other way. Then send farmers to talk
to farmers.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
TURNER'S SUBJECTIVE ART"

Turner, who attained the highest
expression Of subjective art of his
time, possibly of all time. was in no
period of his career student of ma
ture in the modern acceptance of that
term
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29

Three former army officers are
driving farm tractor with indicated
road wheels from New York to Los
Angeles to demonstrate the availa-
bility of such machine for general
transportation purposes.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29

The National Hay association has
been meeting in Detroit The Psalmist
said: "All flesh is grass but doubt
less the hay association believes that
all grass is flesh.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
THE WASTE OF GRIEF

Lanartlne.
There is nothing but a mans life
wornout by grief that cannot be re-
gained. One day of tears consumes
more force than a year of|7work.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29

Oklahoma City, Okla.-"Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery has been q
lamily remedy in our family for years
My father had severe cough following
pneumonia. He was told to use Golden
Medical Discovery and by following up
faithfully to the extent Of four bottles be
was cured.
'Last winter when / had cough took
the Discovery and it cured me In shore
time. In fact, all our family use II when
EVER we have hard cold or coughs. =
Mrs. r. D. Rose, 419 West ChicEasho 81.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
Relieved His Rheumatic Pains.

]. N. Adams Of Dublin, Ca. had
been so crippled up with rheumatism
that he could not go about and attend
to his farm work. Let him tell it. IT
spent from thirty to forty dollars for
remedy guaranteed to cure rheuma-
tism. 1t did no more good than so
much water. Since using Chamber
lain:s Liniment I can move about
without severe pains" When you
have rheumatic pains give this lini-
ment a trial IT will do you good.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
BEFORE OR AFTER
INFLUENZA
By DR.. N. Coor

The cool fighter always wins and a
here is no need to become panic.
stricken. Avoid fear and crowds. En-.
srcise in che fresh air and practise thl
three Cs: Clean Mouth, Clean Skin
and Clean Bowels. To carry off the
poisons that accumulate within the bod1
and to ward off an attack of the infis-
enza bacillus, take good liver regulator
to move the bowels, such as Castor Oh
pr pill made up of May-apple, leaves
IF aloe aud root Of jalap, to be had at
my drug store, and called DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets.
The system should be built up by the
use of a good iron tonic, such as "Iron-
tic" tablets, to be obtained at some drug
stores, or that we'll known blood-maker
and herbal tonic made from roots and
oarks of forest trees-sold everywhere
as DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
,overy.
For a tonic that viii freshen up the
blood, clean the digestive tract and put
new force and vim into you, / know OF
nothing better than DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery-and it contains no
alcohol or narcotic so is perfectly safe
10 take.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29

Wooden shoes are also predicted.
With lumber at present prices where
is the saving?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29

Operated by an edectric battery and
magnets, a clock has been invented
that runs for two years without at
tention.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29

and was succeeded by his second son,
Alexander, whose sympathies were
known to be on the side of the en-
tente allies.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED
m Inc-

The Associated Press is exclusively
entitled to the use for republication
Of all news credited to It or not other
wise credited in this paper and also
the local news published herein.
THE JOURNAL takes and prints
sixty hours and thirty minutes Of ex-
clusively Associated Press leased wire
service each week. No other news
paper published in New Mexico takes
i more than twenty-four hours OF Assoc
ciatad Press service during week.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29

Senator La Toilette is maintaining
a frightfully dense silence these days.
He didn't guess right during the war.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-07-29
JOURNAL TABLETS
ON TEXTS TAKEN FROM EXCHANGES

oners have plenty to eat and above
that they take their baths every day
and are clean."
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-12


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wildcat investments, and the public will continue
to purchase so-caed legitimate stocks already wa
terlogged by bonuses and commissions. No public
officer wants saddled on him law that will require
him to approve security in advance of its sale.
The approval of stock, even after thorough
investigation might cause the sale of security that
would afterward turn out worthless or very much
deprecated. The investor would take the officials
sanction governmental guarantee, and, when
the stock turned out badly, criticism would fall
upon the official and the administration. A sue
cessful law should put the burden on the one offer
ing the security for sale.
That burden should require the underwater
t" bring to the attention of the purchaser through
all their circulars advertisements, and letters, a
complete knowledge of the names of the promoters
add underwriters, the rates of commission and
bonuses received for selling the security and the
net amount received by the corporation originally
issuing the security This information, with other
information, should be filed with the secretary of
tie treasury some other official of the govern
ment and at the postofices of the capital cities of
the state where the stock is sold
1T is necessary to require more than the sim
pie filing of the information with the public official
Great Britain went this far some years ago. and the
act not success. There must be connecting
link. the additional requirement of requiring the
publicity through the circulars and advertisements
Thea TIC purchaser viii be put upon notice. No
longer will securities be waterlogged with promo
ton bonuses Failures will necessarily be less, and
consequently the cost of living should be reduced
for the total of failures in this country due to
'wild-cat'ing' waterloggng securities has GER
ain effect upon the cost of living.
If a man has right to know under the pure
fooAlaw what ingredients package contains, and
| the manufacturer be punished crminally for
msreprt sentation why should the purchaser of Sc
curties not have the same right of knowing what
is behind the security? In the FIRST instance fail
TO live up to the law may cause one to take into
his system poisonous food; in the second no food
at all.