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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-03-16
TI1T's s0Chl LIFE
IN CRISP PARAGRAPHS
Many Correspondents From
All Sections.
uEI4EBRATE SOLDIERS RETURN
Few Functions Given During Week
Were In Honor OF Wen Homo From
Overseas-4fany Visit LynchburS
to Attend Centenary Conference.
fspec,a, to rho Times. rnsnato;,.l

sa gsPssial to Tho Times. naspateh;l ;,
Settle wen, to 1e wa.sn Sidsns lass
Miss Katherine Spencer. OF Lynch
burg, was wecls-ond guest of Miss
lieutenant Pey,on r. Evay,s is visit
ing Mrs. Evans and Pcyton Randolph
Mrs. Evans and SON will accompany
him Here in few days.
\. r. M Coffoy. Jr., sncnt several days
AN Miss sf Pauline line, Fisher if Of L5nchb"rg
was Il weekend guest of Miss Harriet
Miss Jessie BHrford, of Icy achbure,
spent the weekend with Mrs w. X.
Miss Isabel Wagner and Miss Vera
of friends in Lynchburs last week.
Miss Sarah Robertson has returned
from visit TO friends az the Uni
Mrs. John NJ. Payne last week visited
her daughter. Mrs. y. Parker Esk-
ridge, Of BurkcNilie.
ito Now York on account OF tho illness
of her niece. Miss otelia Juno Sim
mons, has returned home. Miss Sim
Rev L; Hunter Early. of Louisa at
tended the Centenary Missionary Con-
ef Xes h Mel lAT has u sane to the Uni
8yersity Hospital. at Charlottesville. for
Mrs. ". $. Ogden. Of Lyuehours
spent few days a; her home here this
week.
Mrs. c. 8. Cunningham, Mrs. J. NJ
Green, Mrs. I. T. Garbee- Mrs. w. T.
Garner, Mrs. G.. L. Bowman. Mrs. Ed
wards, Miss Pauline Edwards and Miss
Gienevievc Bowman attended the State
Missionary Conference in Lynchburg
"Wednesday and Thursday.
Tho Centenary Methodist Conference
met in the Methodist Church hero
Tuesday. DR.. Stewart, Of Japan, gave
an especially interesting lecture.
Private Melvin Alcock, who has been
in France for several months, has been
honorably discharged and returned
home last Wednesday.
Mrs. James Clark. OF Wilson. y. C..
I is the guest of her mother, Mrs. James
e. Wood, at the Central Hotel.
To celebrate the safe arrival from
overseas Of his son. Lieutenant Pcyton
Randolph Evans, o. l.. Evans gave a
! stag party Friday evening At Ravens
croft" from 9 TO 80 O'clock. Lieu
tenant Evans told the guests OF his
many. interesting experiences. and de-
lightful refreshments were served
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SOUTH BOSTON
lSnecial 10 The Timcs-Disnatch.l

SOUTH BOSTON, VA, March Is
Mrs. Tom Webb and Mrs. II. Il. Irby
have returned from 4 trip to Lynch
burg.
doc Faulkner, of Reidsviiie, spent
several days in town this week visit
ing friends.
Captain j. V. Thompson is spending
9. short furlough at his homo here.
He is assisting in rehabilitation work
at Camp Meade, Md
Mr.. and Mrs. ~ W. Burkett are visit
ing relatives here.
, y. o. Hibbard. OF Richmond. boys
(Statc secretary of the y. NJ. G. ~, spoke
TO the high school boys here Friday
morning.
Miss Olivia Hardy, who is a student
at Meredith College, Raleigh. y. t., is
visiting her parents here.
Miss Elizabeth Clark, a student at
Flora Macdonald College, Red Springs.
y. G., is here for a short visit
Mrs. 7. a. Fulgham has returned
from a trip 20 Richmond.
Josie Roller, of Richmond, passed
through here last week.
Miss Sarah Craddock has returned
home after visit to Richmond and
Newport News.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alex Whaling have re-
turned from Kentucky, and are visit
ing Mr. and Mrs. r. A Penick
Miss Allcync Conn has arrived here
from Pcnniman. and has assumed
charge of the duties as secretary OF
the home service department of the
Red Cross.
Mrs. w. T.. Hawthorne has returned
to Richmond after spending some time
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-03-16
every RAILROAD MAN
SHOULD READ THIS

Pctersons Ointment Co. Inc, Buffalo, y.
Y. Dear Sirs: was afflicted with what the
doctors said Narcosc Ulcers. and up
until about Ave weeks ago l have been treat
ing them for about a year and ivc months.
With all the treatments that were pre-
scribcd ITO by several doctors ] received
little bcncht, and they kept spreading and
gave me much distress and caused me TO
quit my work.
was Induced by brother brakeman to
try Petcrsor's Ointment, and after ! had
used two boxes 7 the wonderful results
You toll suffering troubled with
ugly, painful and horrid ulcers that your
Ointment is cure for them when every
thing else falls, as l have tried about every
thing.
Thanking you many tirner over am. your
Ia ppy friend. ChnS. ]. Heyser. Battle Creek.
Mich. A. Gicnwood Avenue, January -.
1915.
Il know and dozens OF people write me"
says Peterson OF Buffalo. that Pc,crson's
Ointment also cures old sorcs, sal.
rheun, piles and ALL skin diseases and all
druggists sell big box for IS csnts"--Adv.
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MANASSAS
Snecial to TIC Times-pisnatcll

Especial TOY The Time5-Dispatcll.]
MANASSAS. VA. March IA meet :
Cross was held AZ. the baptist Church
in Manassas Monday evening TO dis
cuss plans for a home nursing course.
a campaign for old clothing for war
sufferers, employing traincds homo
service worker. and n proposed health
ncction with the meeting included pa
;riotic music by the audience and solos
by Mrs. II. Lynn Robertson. Miss Mar
Garct Clark and Rev. T. ID. D. Clark.
Il, G. koiner Prince William County
farm agent. has been over every Soc
ton Of the county this week in the in
tcrest OF the boys corn and pig clubs.
1t is expected that tho clubs will be-
gin work May | with a large cnroll-
mcnt. Miss Lillian V. Gilbert. tho home
the spring canning and poultry clubs
among the girls of the county.
Sergeant Robert G. Ieachnan, who
recently returned from France. is
visiting his father. c. G. Lcachman. y
family reunion at tho Lcachman home
celebrated his return. the out of-towu
guests being tho soldiers young wife
and baby from Southern Virginia: his
brother. G. Shirley Lcachman, of Alex
andria, and his brotller-in.law and
II. Cox, OF Washington.
County Treasurer J. T. Lcachman
has reported TO the state Commission
er of Game and Inland Fisheries 900
dogs already tagged in Prince William
County under the new statute, which
law requires gamo wardens to kill all
dogs on which the tax has not been
paid and which arc found at large with
out license tags. The state depart
Der of dogs owned in the State on
which the tax has been maid
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LYNCHBURG

Especial TO The. Times Dispa teh.l
II. T. Watts. .Jr. and Miss Sue ADAMS
spent several days during the week
in Baltimore.
Mrs. L. g. whithcuse and two sons
have returned from a visit at Fred
ericksburg.
tory OF Grace Memorial Episcopal
Church WITH Mrs. Claudius r. Smith.
Mrs. Nolney Z. Howard is visiting
in Wytheville.
Mrs. d. s. Abernathey, Of Chatta :
nooga,, is visiting relatives at her old
home here.
Colonel w. L. Sheep has gone to
Washington. afte-,. spending leave
with relatives In Lynchburg.
Miss Jane Byrd Pendleton, of Wythe-
vile, has been here to visit Mrs. n.
Lee Beasley. at the CORTLAND Apart
ments.
Mrs. John s: Wright is in Boston.
Colonel C. c. Collins, who has seen
long service in France, is visiting
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. +. Collins.
Mrs. L. l.. Slaughter returned to her
home in Roanoke after a visit with her
daughter, Mrs. !. Terrell May
Misses Carey Langhorne and Evelyn
Early have returned from Hot Springs
Ark
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Ca|ome| Users! Listen To Me!
Guarantee Dods0n's Liver Tone
Your druggist gives back your money if it doesn'
hven your liver and bowels and straighten
you up without making you sick.
Ugh! calomel makes you sick. IT.

Ugh! Calornel makes you sick. It's
horrible! Take a dose OF the dangerous
drug tonight and tomorrow you may
lose a days work.
Calomel IS mercury or quick silver,
which causes necrosis OF the bones.
Calosnel, when il comes into contact
with sour bile, crashes into II, breaking
1t up. This is when you feel that awful
nausea and crampnG. IL you are slug
sish and .'all knocked out" IL your
liver is torpid and bowels constipated
or you havo headache. dizziness. coated
tongue, il breath is bad or stomach
sour, just try spoonful of harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone tonight
Here's my guarantce--Go to any drug
store and get a bottle OF Dodson's Liver
Zone for few cents. Take a spoonful
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-03-16
LADIES! LOOK YOUNG,
DAnkEN CRAY HAIR
Use the OldrTime Sage Tea and
Sulphur and Nobody
VIII Know.

81 Gray hair. however handsome. dc.
notes advancing age. We all know the
OF youthful appearance.
Your hair is your charm. II makes or
mars tho face. When II fades, turns
gray and looks strcaked, Just a few
applications OF Sage Tea and sulphur
enhances it's appearance 4 hundred.
fold.
ss Don't stay gray! Look young. Either
sprcpare the recipe ~ homo or get from
any drug store a bottle or "Wycth's
SA4e and sulphur Compound" which
sJs merely the old.tirne recipe improved
by the addition OF other inrredicnt.
iyfhousands OF folks recommend this
Sroady-to-osc preparation, because 4,
dArkcns the hair beautifully. bcsidcg
no ono can possibly tell. "a Il darkcn1
40 naturally and evenly. You moistrn
Y Z sponge Sf soft brush with II, dr1winn
tthlh through tho hair. taxing one small
strand At n time by morning III. crav
nAir disappeau; after smother appiica.
&fion or two. It's natural color iu restored
8 And II becomes thick. glossy and ,u..
Stroue, and you appear years younEer.
n ADV.
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ASkin Like aNenus? IS
\ Simple Formula That Works Won
dcrs OH Any Skin. Also New
Way to Remove Wrinkles
That Rarely Fails.
by valcSkn Suratt

w something that is nearest TO every
woman,S heart-tho way TO bring the
complexion to q supreme and unblcm
ished lorclncss. After you nave accom-
plished the result, YOU Will say TO your
sclf.s"Inevcr thought such "a thing pos
siblc." First and most important, you
should make this cream yourself. You
cannot get the same richness, the same
would not suggest If: Now, just get a
one ounce package Of Zintonc for about
hfty cents from your druggist. and mix
OF Slycerinc i'll 4 pint OF water. The
cream will then he ready, and this will
make, much more cream than you can
get already prepared in tho stores, aud
You will be assured moreover, that the
results will he achieved quickly. You
will be like lily.
M, MISS ;s s. p GnYou must bear in mind
formed upon it film OF grease and scale
which it Is almost Impossible for soap
to remove; You need something to dis,
you will dissolve teaspoonful of cegol
In half cup Of water and use as a
headwash you will find your scalp and
hair will be cleaner than ever before,
and YOUR hair will take on q very mark
cd sheen Of visor and health. You can
gctenoueh eggol for twenty-five cents
to last for dozen shampoos.
SHowERS-Thcre arc many cases 7
know of where the length Of tho hair
was increased very pcrceptibly within
month. by tho use of the formula
given below. The ingredients given
here are very readily absorbed by the
hair roots. and quick result is obtain
ed. Bald spots will IN in rapidly and
ounce of beta -quinol, which your get
from the drug store in the original
package for about fifty cents, with a
half pint of water and half pint OF
bay rum. rho hair grower is then
ready. 1t Is not oily and can be used
every day.
RRASSED-Pcrhaps you never
heard OF being able to dissolve" away
YOU have used materials and pastcs
and powders that irritatc tho skin. This
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and II It doesn't straiGhtcn you right
up and make you feel fine and vigorous
1 want you to 80 back to the store and
get your money. Dodsons Liver Tone
is destroying the sale Of calomcl be-
cause it is a real liver medicine; en-
tirely vegetable, therefore 1t cannot
saiivate or make you sick.
l guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver TO work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and consti-
pated waste which is cloggng your
system and making you feel miserable
] guarantee that a bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam
lily feeling flne for months. Give it to
your children. 1t is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like its pleasant taste
ADV
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BON AIR

& ESPECIAL 10 The Times -Dispatch.]
BON AIR, VA, March 15.-Mrs 4.
II. Holderby, Jr., has returned 10
Buffalo Lithia Springs. after spending
few days al the home o. Mrs. Cary
Winston. near Bon Air.
Miss Carurhers. OF Lynchburs was
The weekend guest Of the Misses
Jahnke at their horne here
- Miss Frances Wiihers left on Mon
day for an extended visit TO Mre.
Ensign j. =. ia teon, Jr., Instructor
at the naval air station at Miami, Fla.
has received his discharge and Is OK
pccted nome o. his parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. James Patton.
Mrs. j. l.. Eurks has been visiting
her sister Mrs: j. II. Thompson
MISS e. r. Moore was the guest re-
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is not at all necessary. a little sulfo
solution applied to the hairs to be re-
moved makes them dissolve away. and
they can then be rubbed off completely,
leaving the ski just as though it had
never been afflicted with supcrfuous
hair. 1t is delightful and never rcd
will cost about a dollar at drug stores.
MRS. II. o. A.-Here is a very i'm
portant discovery. 1t is a powerful skin
braser As The texture . Of the skin is
"ourse. and the he result is that fiabHine e
of the skin is corrected. The result is
a en tf qui isappear T Fhe
difference which this can make in your
appearance is obvious. With the CON
x one OF CT ns2
half pint of water. You do not need
10 use anything else at all for wrink-
les. and you will soon see that what
say will come true.
MRS. D. O.--AIl you have to do is TO
ahply 2 little neroxin on wet cloth
hlackhcads will he entirely gone. This
sounds impossible. but is nevertheless
utes the cn nero oxHss costs abo s NIFTY ty
cents at the drug store.
AwFUI-Liauds applied TO the arm
plLS rOI tACcSSiSo nc ISplTdtlOH are not
as effective as the simple. bland now
der. hydrolizcd tale, which can be OBJ
tanned at the drug store for fifty cents.
1t is soothing, controls the pcrspiratiun
and destroys all odors completely.
MISS G. d. Tt know you never
tried such n fine and exquisite face
powder and one SO free from all chalki-
ness as the one ] had made up of my
own, "Valeska Suratt Face Powder"
sold at drug stores now for fifty cents
in any lint Just try it.-Adv.
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Why We Arc I.op-Sidek

Everybody IS lop.sided 1t may
come as bit of shock to a nrctty
sirl TO be told that her eyes are odd.
that one eyebrow is higher than the
other Facts a;e stubborn things,
tion in that the rule is without OK
ccptions.
The sight of the two eyes in the
same head varies. as everybody knows.
but ii viii be news 10 many that the
cars must follow suit. Our auricular
organs are unequal in their power OF
hearing. and they differ in size. con-
tour and elevation.
3. This lop-s idea rule applies 10 every
limb as well as every feature For
instance, one OF your legs is slightly
shorter than the other. The two sides
of the human body differ the one from
tho other IN every particular, being
governed by the two lobes OF the
brain.
Here again the rule of lop.side mold.
good, for according 20 scientific ex.
eperts, the right lobe rules the left side
of the body and the lief, the right.
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ARV0NIA

.tRVONIA. VA. March 15.-W w.
jackson. farmer and business man. OF
Farmyillc. Va. last week spent several
days with Mr. aud Mrs. Edward Il.
Roberts.
Quite Il numbcr Of people from this
section attended buckingham court
this week.
Mrs. Perkins Glover and Miss Miriam
PITTS wcrc among those WHO visited
Richmond this week.
Mrs. Anna Holman and her son, NAL
colin Holman, recently spent several
days in Petersburg on a visit TO Miss
Anna Holman.
Mrs. Arthur L. Pitts spent several
days in ScotLsvillo this week.
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weeks with her cousin. Mrs. G. A..
Sullivan. "a. Radford
Hobart Bishop has been discharged
home here. lie was with tho American
forces abroad for eight months
Mrs. John Thomas Watson and LITTLE
child. of Bccklcy. w. Va. arc guests of
Mr. AID Airs. Harmon K9lster.
Mrs. ;. r. Pritchard LETT "Wednesday
TO visit her sister, Mrs Neville AT
Clinton, :. G., for Il week.
Mrs. J.. =. Tutwilcr returned today
from Il visit to her son. 7 Is TutwiIcr
Jr.. in Philadelphia. and friends in
Lexington. Va.
Mrs. Kate 10 Bcttis is at homo from
q visit TO her brother. DIR. Henry 81
Pack i'm Norfolk ~
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BLACKSBURG
sneciaI to The Times-Dispatch

BLACKSBURG. VA, March l5.-hlrs.
Joseph y. Esgleston entertained at
an informal tea in their home. '"Ihe
Grove" Wednesday afternoon in honor
OF her sister-in law, Mrs. r. ii. John
son, OF Richmond.
Rev. S. r. Necl and Mrs. Ncel. who
will leave Blacksburg next week for
Asbury College, Kentucky, have been
the recipients of much SOCIAL atten-
ton on the eve of their departure
Friday afternoon and evening Pro-
fessor and Mrs. Morton Cooper gave a
recention in their honor. the guests
including the members and adherents
of the WhiSncr Memorial Church. MIR
Neel gives up the pastorate of the
Methodist Church here to accept a pro-
censorship in Asbury College, Frank
ford. Ky.
Mrs. b. Q. Mathews Is STANDING twn
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Someone ia tho conductor OF tho sym
phouy OF labor. While he is the con-
ductor the good workers follow his
baton. IL nc is bad conductor his
own incf1icicncy will eliminate him.
Harmony in the worlds orchestra Is
united effort for tho common good.
It is singing our song in key with the
music of the spheres. Tiie well order
cd ifo is one that is always in tune
with fhk, hest.
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with her mother, who has been quito
i'll.
Rov. John II. Bass. of I.oxboro. n! c.,
visited hero Friday.
w. a. Gray, OF Mullcns. S. c., visited
relatives hero this week.
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A Hit IrIaorinS.

The returned hero, who in the cource
OF his career had jumped 5000 feet
from his observation balloon. was
:HowinE his parachute spread out on
.his lawn TO an old lady visitor. Not
understanding the modus opcrandi OF
tho thing. the old lady rcmarlkcd:
How clever of you to have jumped
sheet go
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-03-16

Graft returned from Georgetown.
Del. Sunday. having spcnt several
days there with Mrs. Charles w. Cullen.
Sergeant William N,ANnc. who has
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receivcd his honorable discharge froo,
tho United States army, arrived hes1
Saturday. lilo was wounded srs
Gasscd In tho Arsonno frht OF SctoSHu
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EMBAR RASSED-Pcrhaps you never
heard OF being able to dissolve" away
Supcrfiuous hair. and for that reason
and pow crs that irritntc The skin. This
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
Doomed to Disappointment.

On train. few evenings ago, two
business men were discussing the din
ing car service which has been es-
tabllshed by the railroad administra-
ton, when the negro waiter came to
take their order.
"How is this dinner tonight-are
you proud of it?" one OF the men asked
the waiter.
SWELL" he said, 81 amt ashamed OF
tt-exactly. If a gentleman is hungry
enough 1t win taste good. If he is not
: very hungry. he will not like it. per-
haps. And If he Is very hungry so
that he likes it, he will still be hungry
when he eats all we bring him."
"If Tn not hungry l can't eat the
stuff, and if L am. I'll not have
euough?" repeated the man.
The waiter grinned.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
When at Work Keep Busy.

Sometimes an abundance OF time
spoilS a man for the best work.
1t has been noted that most men do
their best under pressure. Too often
men are spoiled by not being kept
busy during Office hours. 1t may be
there are some who can stand to be
busy by spurts. But the average man
begins to loaf when occasion offers
and can't get the gait" when the
rush comes. Besides, there is dam
ger of developing habits of procrasti-
nation when the job is Indifferent as
to. time. AS a matter of fact most
men allow a job to lie until they have
just time enough to produce it any
way. So the wise man will keep HIM
self busy. He will see to it that he
develops the habit of getting down to
business as soon as he reaches his
office. He can then afford to leave
his business at the Office where it be-
longs and enjoy himself at home and
get ready for the next day.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
A PALISADE SUNSET
BY 0RRIN A. BREIBY

While writing at the rate of fifty
types second Ga Remington l glanc-
ed out our western window and there
met sight such as have never seen
since the last time it happened and
which 1 do not expect to see until it
happens again. Have you ever seen
the sun set in the west? OF course. In
the west-how stupid! When you see
it set in the east let me know. | want
to taste the brand. Now, there are
sunsets and sensuts, if you get what l
mean This was a combination of
both The day had been Il cold one,
though not cold enough to suit Burns
Bros. However, that has nothing to do
with a setting sun. 1t was cold, fairly
so. The sunset l am speaking about
or trying to speak about without ever
getting there occurred last Saturday
evening, January IL, 1919, so il you
have a good memory you know exactly
how cold it would have been had it
been great deal colder. CAS- | am
word, YOU will have to bear with me
until | get to the point. Writing about
sunsets can be made pOetical and con-
else or can be stretched out to make
money. I'm after the money! Well,
to quit kidding, this sunset was really
one worth while looking at, for the
clouds We're prancing back and FORTH
upwards and down, at Il merry rate,
with the red glowing sun casting soft
reflections among the Silvery lining,
making it look like Il dance of the sew
en- wells, the colorS of which We're not
fast, but running; hence all of them
were blending, so like the drapings OF
the rain all night But these We're red,
pink, green, purple, blue. Cd like to
keep on, but I'm afraid the editor will
get wise to my adding words just to
get the coin.) But, on the level, the
sight was wonderful-in fact, so grand
that while ! was gazing at it the tele-
phone bell rang, and before answering
it / said to my aunt, I'm bet that's
Papa Logan asking me to write him an
article on the sunset"
Sure enough, it was. And this is all
he said, "Orrin, do you see it," | an
swered, yep" well, write it up.
I'm not going to keep you on the line,
as | want to keep on looking at 1t.
Captain Darby just saw it also and
commented on it, and my wife and
bye-bye." He hung up before had
chance to say boo. So here is the
promised article. We're l in poetical
mood I might do more justice to the
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-01-18
Wrong Kind of Animal.

This is the latest Paris boulevard
story.
Hindenburg died, and since he was
a marshal he went to heaven. But
the German functionary at the door
said to him:
marshal, you must enter on a
horse"
Hindenburg descended to hunt for
n horse and encountered the German
crown prince.
$50 you're dead, too?" he said.
EYES," responded the kaiser's son,
~ ate too much Holland cheese. But
show me the door to heaven, where,
naturally. 60"
Hindenburg took the crown prince
by the arm and they got in line be-
hind the other heaven-bound pilgrims.
%he line moved up and finally they
reached the door where the German
functiOnary again blocked linden
burg.
Marshal" he said. 81 told you to
get horse, not an ass"