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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02
THE BLoWhARD.

Are you all seated? Now, child
rem, for this mornings lesson we
are to consider the Blowhard. The
blowhard is two-legged animal.
except the species, jackabus asinus,
also known as the donkey, which
has four legs, but which can give
as hard blow with its hind feet
as with it's mouth. The common
blow-hard gerally chews tobacco,
but not always Because his talk
ing gear runs wild and seldom stops
many believe him to be related to
the wind mill. But the wind mill
pumps the water, while the blow.
hard usually lets his wife do the
pumping. Instead Of q liver the
blow-hard is equipped with q bag
of wind which il automatically FILL
ed with hot air. Usually the blow
hard isn't of much account except
when it come to splitting at a knot
hole. s,-->.ss' ..%.ss
The cornet player is one species
of blow-hard, but altho he dis
turbs the slumber of his neighbors
far into the night his is hard work;
while to the blow-hard first men
toned it seems there Is no effort
required at all to keep up the noise.
The hardest work he does IL to
keep his mouth shut. He knows
more than any other man IN Unit
ed States and had he gone to the
vnaoo nnw|n1orno @ns%nn d@nA D~a.1.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02
ROSEtAND.

Roseland. March 31.-Gehard DAM
hot marketed cattle at Willmar Tues.
day.
Mrs. Arnold Plowman spent Tues
day and Wednesday with her mother,
Mrs. Poorheet Of Prinsburg. Mr.. Pet
er Nype did some papering at the
John Bulthuis home a few days last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. T. Stob visited with
relatives In Prinsburg Monday.
Mrs. J. Butkema was emf rtained
for dinner at the A. Knoll hdhe Sum
day.
Mrs. 8. B. Dykema spent Friday at
the H. Dragt home.
Mrs. A. Knoll purchased new horse
at the August Holtz sale last Monday.
Mrs. William FELTON, visited with
Mrs. John Dragt Monday.
Mrs. John Bulthuis returned home
last Thursday after few weeks stay
with relatives in Iowa.
Miss Bruggers is assisting Mrs. n.
J. Dragt with house cleaning.
Mrs. John Dykema and son Warren
spent Monday afternoon at the B.
Dykema home.
Mr.. John Kroon of Baar, Montana
! made call at the M. Bosch home
one day last week.
H. Bruggers assisted at the H. J..
Dragt home few days last week with
papering.
| Miss Gertrude Zuidema Is assisting
Mrs. Jacob Bulthuis with house clean.
ing for few days. II
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wieberdink Of
Prinsburg worshipped here Sunday
afternoon. , ~:~s'
]. Zuidema made business trip to
Danube Monday. .>...>s =.
Mrs. X. Theget who has been at the
WHlmar Hospital few weeks, return
ed to her home last week and ID do
ing nicely 1t this writing.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02
IF HE were YOURS.

The great heart of Uncle Sam is
softened when dealing with the rela.
tives OF his soldiers who have made
the great sacrifice.
It Is often said that a big govern
ment has no time for sentiment, but
Uncle Sam has spent millions for sen
timent alone.
He has established an Effects Bu
reau that does nothing but see that
the property Of the dead boys gets to
their people. He will spend 4 thou
sand dollars to get to a bereaved moth
er watch or knife or tripket that
belonged to that dead boy.
In one week in February, twenty
tons Of effects arrived In New York.
It Is the little details nike this in I'm.
fishing the Job" that cost money. Think
of getting the dead boys effects back
to the bereaved mother when you are
asked to subscribe to the Victory Lib
erty Loan on April 81.
Buy for Victory and Peace
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02
y. S. WAS FAR BEHIND
IN WAR EXPENDITURES
Enfiohtenino Information FROM PIG
ures Computed by War
Department.

Those who believe that the United
States has contributed far moro to the
prosecution Of the war than any Of
The other allies, may CLEAN some On.
tightening Information from figures re-
comfy compiled by the Treasury d.
partment.
These figures show that In compari.
son with Great Britain, for example.
this country was far behind In total
expended.
The latest available statistics show
that Great Britain's war bill totalled
.$37, 100, 100000, in comparison with
$1S,4S1, 100000 for tho United States
Criticism has been heard that this
country loaned Great Britain, France
and others of the allies all the money
they spent. The Treasury figures also
disprove this statement. Our total
loans to the Allies were $7.s76. o00, 900
and Great Britain lent $500, zoo, 900.
Even France. generally considered
= poor war spender. devoted moro to
winning the war than did America
with total Of al, 900. 100000. Russia
was right behind VI with SIS. 000, 00o,.
900.
Germany was second only to Great
Britain in paying for the four years
Of war for the Berlin government,
poured out $4,000, o00, 900 in 4 vain at
tempt to get her place in the sun. The
other Teut0nio allies added $4,000,
100000, giving the Central Empires q
total war bill Of $4,000, 900, 900.
-Ruv for Victory and Peaea-
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02

ehov NIGHT Derce1vo Tho real A00nang
q saaG1oos. Thsro tAay eoa3d -
what human hsroism endured for tie
liberty Of the raoe here and tAs wids.
world over. Here BY night and day,
In fair weather and foul. AghtiAg their
way step BY step. waist deep N mud
and miro, chilled to the bone, thsso
incompatible heroes. these crusaders
In the cause Of liberty, fought their
way through 1nconceivabls obstacles
and drove the enemy OF the heights
from which the Hun had literally
viewed the Promised Land Great
God! what . moment was that for
civilization. And how beyond the
imagination Of man to picture human
endurance and courage 70 evsrlast-
ingly sublime. i:
Els there no Obligation upon .us 70
recompsnse vicarious suffering nike
thatf Do We quite fully appreciate The
sacrifices made by these boys for 10
when we talk about diseharRtng our
debt on = commercial basis. In q, cold
blooded way7 want to be sensible
in dealing with the Victory Loan; my
own life has been too hard and too
real to even suggest IN excess Of emo
ton. But ~ the question looks to
me. We should not approach It in
cold blood. We have q right to in
woke the patriotism Of tho people, and
today It takes a higher typo Of pa
trtot1sm to serve the nation than was
required In the delirium q war. Upon
this shall confidently rely: and I
here predict that the response win In
no measure disappoint the expecta-
ton Of those who set Z high estimate
upon tho spirit of the American na-
ton.
I'VE call this last tho Victory Loan.
It IL that and more: Il u . Thanks
giving Loan.
There are yet 1900. 900 American
boys In France and Germany who must
be maintained in comfort and brought
home I'm safety and provided with en-.
ployment on their return. While Cons
gress IL writing of the books I'll. ooo.-
100000 Of authorizations, for which
public funds would have been e.
pended had not the war suddenly tor
minated. the Government 10 stu e.
pending two billion dollars per month
to meet the honorable commitments
of the country. The honor OF tho
Government IL involved. Being your
government. 1t IN your honor that
American people will make a response
OF which the NJ ion viii be proud"
Buy for Victory and Peace
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02
COUGHS AND COLDS
QUICKLY RELIEVED


lt did Il for yom gs.dna, for your
ta&her. For fifty years til Neu-movn
cough and cold remedY hss kept aa
eveFgroving army q friends, youag
and Old. SIS. -.
For half . century drueiists eyWy.
where have sold e Pa botf1e Il
your medicine cabinet Y1a nsay need
Il IN : hurry. Sod II drues
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02
TRIBUNE PUZZLE.

Supply the missing word IN the
nrst line and then rearrange the
letters Of same into four other
words to supply the blank places
in the following verse. Use the
same letter only once In each word.
To one Of the fashionable --- ----.
she Nfent
With 4 gown she had bought In
She -- --- on -.-. .- and
sighed for more --- s.-....---
For her hunger would not b ap-.
psassd.
Answer 60 last picture puzxle::s
Camp Pike Camp Fort sill Camp
wheeler Camp shslhy. Camp IN
ton. Canp
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02
The lNcU BAT0R
his noise is usually wasted on the

his noise is usually wasted on the
desert air.
But there IL one kind of blow
hard for whom everyone sits up
and takes notice and that 10 q Kan
sas cyclone. When the human
blow-hard sees a thunder cloud
he quiets down and crawls down
cellar. But when the storm ia over
he comes out and pulls out the
open diapason stop on his steam
calliope worse than ever. The
blow-hard has got the best carbur-
etor made and it's is claimed that
he never runs out Of gas. But the
Kaiser did.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02
Treadmlil for Chickens.

TO make chickens take exercise nee
essary for growth, an inventor has pat
ented q feed box In front Of which is q
revolving platform over which they
must scramble to get anything to eat
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02
DID YOU EvERl

A young Oil City citizen calls
his sweetheart Revenge, because
she is sweet.-On City Derrick.
And the young married man In
South Hills calls his mother-in-law
Delay, because she is dangerous
Burlington Hawkeye. ~
And 4 South End man calls his
wife Fact, because she IL q stub
born thing.-Boston Globe.
And q fourth wife OF district
attorney calls him Necessity, be.
cause he knows no law.-New Or.
leans Times. II .* ="
And q Benson man who has two
old spinster daughters calls them
Time and Tide, because they have
waited for no man. -
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02


Eggs for Matching wanted, but
remember-Stale eggs made stale
jokes.
A fellow told US our jokes were
rotten. Guess we'll have to get an
egg tester. Or be eggscommunicat-
ed.
-::-::-
Under the spreading chestnut tree
The joke editor is seen
Waiting for nut to drop
And hit him on the bean.
-::-::-
Talking about trees, you might
look for babies on the infantry; but
you wouldn't expect to pick kettles
off a pantry. However, there Is
money on the sentry?
-::-::-
A guy told US how the water
melon got so much water. He
said 1t was because the seeds are
planted in the spring. Then we
asked him how the que got into
the cucumber; and he didn't seem
to Noah thing about it.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02

is returning to the Interlachen. The
A. G. SEVERED family moved the first
OF the week into the Sam Paulson
building to stay temporarily until they
can have possession Of the Jens Pet
erson residence.
LEBANON LUTHERAN CHURCH.
Service for worship next Sunday at
800 p. m.
Sunday school at 200 p. m.
Vesper services in the ENGLISH lang
uage at 500 p. m.
Next Friday at 800 p. m. the Ladies
Aid will be entertained at the Luther
League Hall by Mrs. Martin Lundauist
and Miss Eunice Broberg. Rev. A. F..
Almer will be absent during Tuesday
and Wednesday attending the district
meetings at Murdock and Benson.
suNNYsloE HOSPITAL.
April 1st-Mrs. John Parker.
from Green Lake underwent a very
serious operation at the hospital
March 26th, but is getting along nicely
at this writing.
A girl was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Geo. M. johnson of Rhame, N. Oak.
at Sunnyside Hospital March oath.
Nels J. Peterson of Irving was brot
to the hospital a week ago Monday
evening and was operated on the
same night. Although he is past 20
years, he Is getting along very we'll at
this writing.
Miss Hulda Johnson, sister of Carl
Johnson OF New London, underwent
an operation at the Sunnyside Hospi-
tai Monday morning.
Mrs. Elmer Gemse OF Paynesville,
V. E. Holm Of New London, a daugh-
ter Of Frank Pond Of Long Lake and
Mrs. Thomas Tollefaon of Norway
Lake have been surgical patients
the past week.
Berdie Depgerud who was in a gun
shot accident left this week.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02
IT'S AN ILL WIND. ETC.

IT'S AN ILL., WIND, ETC.
The other day woman over In
second ward put her tongue on q
flatiren to see II it was hot; and
now that she can't talk her husband
stays home evenings. So they are
both happy.
-::-::-
Talk don't cost much but it's
the misuse of a blessing that sours
the SOUP.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02
Find the Riaht Handle,

Everything, as Epictetns once said
has two handles. Tahne hold Of Il
by one, we find It unbearsble; taking
hold by the other, W discover It to
be easily and pleasantly borne.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1919-04-02
oo, GOPHER, Go Furthest

Mr.. Gofer, the golfer of Fargo,
thot he'd go for game Of golf.
But he didn't 60 far from Fargo
when he saw gopher. Goter start
ed to go for the gopher, with his
golpher's gaff. But the harder
qofer would go for the gopher the
faster the gopher would go for the
gopher hole. At last Gofer had to
forgo the gopher. Far ga," he said,
and went back to Fargo.
loot the horn Molly. We're near.
ing Priam,
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1919-04-30
MUST NOT NEGLECT
MERCHANT MARINE
National Cotton Manufacturers AssO.
ciation Told Of Opportunity now
Knocking at Door.

National Cotton Manufacturers AssO.
ciation Told Of Opportunity now
Knocking mt Door.
New York, April 2i.-America car
afford to charge up to wastage the
cost of her war born mercantile ma,
rinc but she can not afford to neglect
the trade opportunities it offers, de-
clared George w. Norris Of Philadel-
phia in an address here today at the
annual convention Of the National Cot
ton Manufacturers Association.
Mr.. Norris said it might be better
for private capital to barter govern
mcnt boat manned by naval reserve
crews than to buy the craft outright
This course, he said would reduce de-
mands on capital, facilitate enroll
ment Of the necessary personnel and
dustry by throwing SO much tonnage
on the market.
The merchant marine question also
was discussed by William Porter
White Of Lowell, Mass, and j. ID. Mas
scy Of Columbus, Ga, while Labor
Conditions" was the topic selected by
Henry II. Kendall Of Boston.
Harry f. Atwood, of Chicago, author
and attorney, another speaker assert
cd that if the people Of the United
States would return to their constitu-
ton ''and follow ii strictly they would
find in it an antdote for Bolshevism."
Every State in the Union instead
Of using the constitution as q model is
trying to see how far they can vary
from it," he asserted.
you business men want to strip
the federal government Of every
board and commission. We had few
the first hundred years and it is quite
time we returned to these simpler
forms"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1919-04-30
Cascarets Work
While You Sleep
No headache, biliousness, up
set stomach or constipa-
ton tomorrow

Spend 10 ccnts--fccl grand; To-
night take CascarctS to liven your liver
nd clean your bowers. Stop the head
aches, bilious spells, sOurncSS, gases,
and coated tongue bad breath. Sallow-
ness and constipation n-Takc Cascarcts
and injoy the incest, gcntlcst "insidc
cleansing you ever experienced. Wake
up feeling fine. Cascarcts is best
cathartic for children. Taste like
candy. No disappointment! Thirty
million boxes OF this hrmless famous
cathartic arc sold each ycsa' now.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1919-04-30
BURLESON AGAIN
On "WAR PATH"
Postmaster General Reiterates Charg.
es that Criticisms of His Admlnistrn-
tons are SeliiShlY Designed.

| Washington, April 25.-PoStmaster
General Burlcson tonight continued
his attacks against what he recently
| termed an organize dCffort to destroy
| him, by issuing statement reitcrating
| charges lNat criticisms of his admin
istration were not designed to work
improvements in the postal and wire
| service, but to obtain the repeal Of the
zone system or rates on second class
mail matter. The Postmaster General
said the issue arising from the critic
isms presented a test which he well
coined.
"The news reaches the postmaster
general this morning, says Mr.. Burle-
OSn, in his statement, that Mr. Burlc-
sons methods as applied to the postal
and wire service will be the subject
matter Of discussion today by the
American Newspaper Publishers AS
Sociation.
while this association is putting in
the entire day by talking about Mr.
Burlcson and his methods the
thoughts OF certain selfish members
thereof during that time will not be
on MIR. Burlcson's methods or on de-
sired improvements in the postal and
wire service, but on their share Of the
SI2,o00,00O they have been enjoying as
an annual postal subsidy for many
years. and as TO how they may recover
the part Of which they were deprived
by congressional action and how TO
remove the danger Of losing more Of
it, There may be little said by them
about this legaliZcd graft but ii will
be uppcrmost in their minds just the
same.
1T is now insisted that this issue be
not Obscured to deceive the American
people. The real issue is whether GER
tain newspapers and magazines shall
continue to filch from the postal rcvc-
nue. $4,000. 900 each year and impose
that burden upon other users of the
mail. This presents test. welcome
il.
1T is noted that Mr.. G. j. Post has
promptly identified himself as the chief
lobbyist of this cotcric of selfish pub
fishers to whom referred in recent
statement. The others to whom ! re-
fcrrcd in that statement will be at this
meeting. They are invited to disclose
-,
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1919-04-30
|H.nEN Y0lJ SUFFER-
FROM RHEUAIA.IISuI
Almost any man viii tell you
that Sloan'3 Lininlant
IaeaTl8 relief

For practically cvgry man has used
It who has suffered from rheumatic
aches, soreness Of muscles, stiffness Of
joints, the results Of weather exposure.
Women, too, BY the hundreds Of
thousands, use it for relieving ncuritis,
lame backs, neuralgia, sick headache.
Clean, refreshing, soothing, economical,
quickly effective. Say "Sloan's Lini-
ment" to your druggist. Get it today.
The Snowflake herald., 1919-10-10
Sheriff Sale

In the Superior Court of the
State of Arizona, in and Tor
the County of Navajo.
Notice of Sheriff's Sale
of Real Estate.
w. E. Beck, plaintiff, vs.. W.
%. Merrill and Pirena Merrill,
defendants.
State of Arizona. &c
County of Navajo, -
Under and by virtue of writ OF
execution issued out of the Su-
perior Court of the State of Arl-
zona. in and for the County OF
Navajo. in an action wherein
w. E. Beck is plaintiff and W;
O. Merrill and Pirena Merrill
are defendants, upon a judgment
rendered upon the 9th day OF
April, 1919, in favor of the SAID
plaintiff and against the said
defendants for the sum Of Five
Hundred and Thirty-fve and
44-1OO Dollars, with interest
thereon at the rate of six per
cent per annum from the date
of said judgment and costs of
court amounting to Twelve and
4O-1OO Dollars. have this day
levied upon all the right, title.
claim and interest Of the said
defendants in and to the follow
ing described real estate, to-wit:
E1 NW4 Lot2, E5 Lot 2, WI
NW1 Lot /, WI SW1 NE1 NE1.
Section 5, Township 8 N. Range
% E., G. & S. R. B. & M.
Notice Is Hereby Given that |
will on the 4th day of October,
1919. at the hour of ten o'clock
A. M. of said day, at the front
steps of the court house at Hol-
brook, Navajo county, Arizona,
sell at public auction for current,
lawful money of the United
States of America. all the right,
title, claim and interest of the
above-named defendants an d
each of them in and to the above
described property or so much
thereof as may be necessary to
satisfy said judgment. with in
terest and costs and accruing
costs, to the highest bidder.
Dated at Holbrook, Arizona.
this 5th day of September, 1919.
G. w. HARP,
Sheriff of said County
The Snowflake herald., 1919-10-10

in the school at that place. The
school again opened there for
business Monday after a brief
close down on account of the
diphtheria epidemic.
Sergt. Jesse Frost, former
member of the famous 158th in
fantry, has received word from
Phoenix asking him to round
up" all old members of the in
fantry in this section who are
desirous of attending 9, reunion
of the 158th to be held in Phoe-
nix during state fair week. All
willing to attend are requested
to get in touch with Sergt. Frost.
The Snowflake herald., 1919-10-10

pie, Jr., Frank Adams, all Of Snow
low, Arizona.
]. L. IRWIN. Register
The Snowflake herald., 1919-10-10
Notice For Publication
Department of the Interior

department Oh blS luJGElOT,
u. S. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona,
September (9, 1919.
Notice is hereby given that Conrad
Hess, Jr., of Phoenix, Arizona, who,
on 6-29-II & AT, T914 made homestead
entry No. O14748-024808 for H. E. S.
Oh. E. O14748-O248O8) for a tract of
land described by metes and bounds as
follows: Beginning at corner No. l,
from whence the Cor. to sections l, 6,
Z and II, 7. lin, Rs. II and I8-E.,
bears N. SO degs. TO- E., 9287 chains;
thence S. 81 deg. TO- w, I1.50 chains
to corner No. 2; thence S. 04 degs.
55' W., 7.O1 chains toi corner No. 8;
thence S. SO degs. 80 W., 6.99 chains
to corner No. a; thence S, % degs. 81
W., 40.18 chains to corner No. s.;
thence S. 88 degs. 00' W., 6.84 chains
to corner No. 6; thence N. 08 degs.
26' E., 28.2 chains to corner No. Z,
thence N. I3 degs. 00' w, I1.05 chains
to corner No. 8; thence N. 26 degs. 90
E., 1915 chains to corner No. 9; thence
thence N. 78 degs. 09' E., 1921 chains
to corner No. 10; thence N. 81 degs.
Ia E., 5.06 chains to corner No. IL;
thence S. So degc. 43' E., 5.84 chains
to corner |, the place of beginning,
containing 58.49 acres in section II, un-
surveyed,.T. I'm, r. I7-E., G. & S.
R. B. & NJ, Arizona, Sitgreaves Ma
tional Forest, has filed notice of inten-
tention to make three year proof, to
establish claim to the land above de.
scribed, before Thorwald Larson, U.
S. Commissioner, at Holbrook, Arizo-
ma, on the 9th day of October, 1919.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Ezekiel B. Newman, John b. Blew
ins, Wallace w. Newman, all three of
Holbrook. Arizona; George H. Wilbur,
of Heber, Arizona.
]. L. IRWIN, Register.
The Snowflake herald., 1919-10-10
Notice for Publication
Department Of the Interior,
u. S. Land Office, Phoenix, Ariz. J,

u. S. Land Office, Phoenix, Arlz.,
September 13, 1919.
Notice is hereby given that Jose M.
Romero, of Holbrook, Arizona, who,
on August Fl, 1914, made homestead
entry NO. O25627, for n5 n1, section "a,
township 10 NJ, R. 23-E., G. & S. R.
B. & Meridian, has filed notice of in
tention to make five year proof, to
establish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before Lloyd c. Henning, clerk
of the Superior Court, at Holbrook,
Arizona, on the 28th day Of October,
1919.
Claimant names as witnesses; Pat
rosinio Chavez, Juan MARQUEE, both of
Holbrook, Arizona; Ambrosio Candle
laria, of Concho, Arizona; Tomas
Baca, of Holbrook, Arizona
JOHN L. IRWIN, Register.
The Snowflake herald., 1919-10-10
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local applications as they eann2I rs is
only one way to cure catarrhal aeatns5syS'
and that is by a constitutional rem IN.
Catarrhal Deafness Is caused by ag Jn of
famed condition OF the mucous H!.J55 !5s is
inhamed you have a rumbllng sound OF oItIeiy lp
perfect hearing. and when II is en-, s the
closed, Deafness is the result. UnleS9 Un.., tube
Inflammation can be reduced ana ms ling
restored to its normal condition Es@o of
will be destroyed forever. Many csg5b is
deafness are caused by catarrh Wn0. wa sur.
an inflamed condition Of the mucous tbru
faces. Halls Catarrh Medicine ac'S the
the blood on the mucous surfaces VI
system for
We will give One Hundred DoliaIIss aIIss,10t
any case OF Catarrhal Deafness thaI 'Cr.
be cured by Halls CEtarrh Medicine
cularg free. All Druggists. 75c. - n
r. ]. CHENEY & CO.. Toleeo' "