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The Washington times., 1919-03-03
NAVY,s SCHEDULE OFT.

ANNAPOLIS, Md, March 3.-The
track schedule for the Navy team,
coached by James V. MuIligan. well
known Georgetown man, is announced
today. The Navy will meet Hopkins
On April 10, Pennsylvania on May 3.
Pittsburgh on May 10. and Cornell on
May Il. The Navy team will send a
relay team to the Penn carnival on
April 90.
The Washington times., 1919-03-03
VIRGINIA TIED Up.

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va, March
.3.-Virginia and the Virginia Military
Institute basketball teams are tied up
for the season by the same score. The
cadets defeated the Virginia team at
Lexington by SO to %, which was the
same total scored by Virginia here in
an earlier meeting.
The Washington times., 1919-03-03
WITH

popped in the Malay Islands
that than politicians
Buff the fighting paders
pull the Kaiser's singer.
dotted cheate but his like
dotted wrong gone
Of buttercups All
kinds war TO earn an living.
is justs longs he
doesn't have o off desk.
The Washington times., 1919-03-03

Seems that he was going good. Cap
tured sixteen Dutchmen the first day
who didn't know any more about crap
than one-legged ostrich does about
logarithms. Said those Germans had
heads like furniture. Took all the
coin they had and didn't charge 'em
for the lessons. Said he sharpened VI
his bayOnet and his dice and started
out to look for new pupils.
Saw something that looked like
grapefruit on the ground and took il
up to snif it. That's the next and
the last thing he remembered. He
don't know what the last thing was
That grapefruit went democratic and
blew him for a row of Mongolian
pagOdas.
Says he is off grapefruit now unless
they have their adenoid5 amputated.
Went looking around FOR a place to
put on a nosebag, and ran plumb
smack into the biggest smoke he ever
saw. 1t was just like looking into
a mirror. Says he put out the right
hand of fellowship, but this cuckoo
must have been left-handed. Hauls of
and tries to change the size of his
hat with a big club, but the Buffalo
beat him to it.
Says this dinge had a complexion
that was darker than the inside Of an
cid boot. Had two white eyes that
made his face look just like the deuce
on, a dicepiece. Buff hit him on one
eye and closed it like a bank on a
holiday. That made the strange
smoke like an ace.
The Buffalo was starting one from
his liquor pocket that would have
made that bird look like a blank,
when suddenly-somebody ordered an.
other grapefruit
When he came back from wherever
he had been, he says he was sur
rounded by a minstrel show without
the end men. Saw right away that
he was outta luck, like a pug-nosed
ant eater. Said his clothes felt kinda
hard, and when he looked down he
found he wasn't wearing anything
but a big .eight-gaIlon vat. Water up
to his neck, and janitor had built
big fire. Some big ward heller
was strutting around with an oil can
on his head. He knew he was the
king.
He said II was the funniest situa-
tion he'd ever been in. King wearing
an oil can and an ace wearing a pot.
King looked at him with an eye
that belonged in a fish's head. Then
he spoke. Buffalo said it was perfect
broken English.
''Um, um. Where you come from?"
"That amt worrying me, King.
Wherein I goin' to-"
''Big eats. Eat UNI up cannibal."
'Nothin' dom, King. I'm a vege-
tartan when I'm home
you aint home now"
"But I feels right at home, King"
"Stay for dinner, then, If you feel
UNI home"
"I'Il stay for dinner. King, but not
If Pm gonna be the dinner"
"You amt dinner, you dessert"
The Washington times., 1919-03-03
TWENTY-SIX IN GAMES

TWenty-six high school basketba.l
teams. two of which have not lost a
game this season, have entered the
annual basketball championship tour
nament at Buchannon, w. Va, under
the auspices Of the University 90
West Virginia. The tournament will
be played of in two DAYS.
The Washington times., 1919-03-03
PFEFFER AT LEHIGH,

Dave Pfetffer is expecting to get
his old job back at Lehigh as pitcher.
Pfeiner was rated as one Of the best
In the colleges last season. He was
captain Of Techs basketball team
two years ago and baseball leader
the same season.
The Washington times., 1919-03-03
STARS TO RETuRN-

Fridinger and Waldorf, two Of
Eastern's star baseball players now
at Camp Meade, are expecting to be
released this week and will return
to Eastern.
The Washington times., 1919-03-03
LOOMS rs sUsPEyDED.

CHICAGO, Ill, Mar. 3.-Joe Loomis,
star Splinter OF the Chicago A. A.,
has been suspended by the A. A. u
IL is claimed that LOomis lie a pro-
fessional since he received Money for
writing newspaper articles dealing
with sprinting.
The Washington times., 1919-03-03
WINS FINAL RATrLE-

st. Adams School closed its season
with victory ovsr the unbeaten
Stuyvesant School by a score Of 43 to
16. The Wisconsin avenue lads de-
feated Business on Friday.
The Washington times., 1919-03-03
ATTENDED CONFERENCE-

Charles r. Cox, graduate manager
OF athletics at Georgetown, and John
O'Rehly, athletic director, attended
the intercollegiate conference in New
York Saturday,
The Washington times., 1919-03-03

tossing in a basketball game Wa
watched with interest IN the George
Washington-G allaudet game. witt
OF G. W. u, got eight out OF nine IN
his efforts while Wilson, or GalIau.
det. Gagged nine out Of nine during the
evening.
At the start OF the season GaIIau-
det lost several games on account o.
the inability OF one or two members
OF the team TO count from free losses.
Captain Wilson took up the job with
the result that he has acquired un-
usual skill
The Washington times., 1919-03-03
GRAVES WILL LEAD.

Cothran Graves is captain Of West
ems baseball team this season.
Graves played third and pitched last
season.
The Washington times., 1919-03-03
WILL PLAY SERIES.

Practically all of the high school
basketers are taking part In a series
Of interclass games this week.
The Washington times., 1919-03-03

Jenny" Stone, OF Maryland state, Il
wearing a mouth guard in basketball
Stone received severe decorations q
two games which forced him out OF
the contests. He Is taking no chances
now. Jack Glasscott, OF c. U, also
wears a mouthpiece, as did Bobby
o'Lone, OF Georgetown, last season
The Washington times., 1919-03-03

During the spring Tech athletes
will have a closed freshman, sophie
more, Junior and senior meet and an
interclass meet for the winners in
the events in these games.
A novice meet is planned for the
Tech boys In addition to the regular
schedule Of games in which Tech will
compete with other schools.
The Mckinley athletes will be able
to take part in interclass basketball
and interclass baseball games. In
basketball the various members OF
the basketball team which repre-
scented the school during the year
will be put in charge OF class squads
and a series Of games will be played
out OF doors.
Tech will have almost nine hun
dred boys and IL Is expected that q
majority OF these lads win compete
in either track, basketball or base
ball during the year.
Techs baseball candidates will be
led by Aubery Wardwell, veteran of
two campaigns, and rated as one Of
the best infelders in the schools.
WardwelI also earned his letter in
football.
The Tech baseball men have been
working out for a week. Battery
candidates will be called out shortly
for real work. Up to the present
The Washington times., 1919-03-03

The Bun saw that he was outta
luck like a clamdigger IN a marble
corridor. His bath was getting hot
ter every minute and the janitor was
nowhere IN sight Just then he pIped
The Washington times., 1919-03-03

Tex Richard Expected to Choose
Eastern Site for Heavy Contest
The Washington times., 1919-03-03

PROF. PISTOREO'S Orchestra, music ~.
nished for any function. Phone Colnms
biA ASG RsGidsnes SA43 seth %, n. W.
The Washington times., 1919-03-03

One of the best exhibitions Of free
The Washington times., 1919-03-03

GLOVERs, SIS 23d-PFlV. les. any tine,
T5c.; class Tues, Fri. eve; latest msthod;
orchestra Bsn-rOom for rent. IS ". 111A
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-21
SUE MnS.BLA NE-ELK|hS,,
NA.,ES CO. -RESPONLENT
Son Of Late United States Senator
Asked to Pay $4,000
Year Alimony.

Washington, Ian. 2l--Blaine Elkins,
aon ot the late Senator Stephen u Elkins
of West Virginia, was named defendant
in q suit for absolute divorce flied yestcr
day by Mrs Mary kenna Elklns, who
alleges misconduct and names "A CO.
respondent. Mrs. Elkins. who IL repre-
srnted by former Senator Joseph W
Bailey Of Texas, says their marriage
took place at Cinclnnati, O, January %,
1908, and that her name before her mar
riage was Mary Shawn kenna She says
they have ono child, whose name is
Stephen II. Elkins, 3d, and whose per-
manent custody she asks
Mrs. Eikins alleges TINT her husband
''is possessed of a large fortune and that
she il without money or property of
her own She asks the court 10 decree
her a permanent annual almony of st2,
OOO tn he paid IN monthly instalncnts
Of 81 900. for her own maintenance and
that of the child, together with an addi-
tional sum of $500 to defray the ey-
pcnses of tho suit Mrs lik ns peti-
tions the court to issue an order fcstr.ln-
ing MIR Elklns from disposing of hIs
property.
A court order wns issued requiring
Mr. Elkins to answer the s,it nf his wife
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-21
FIFTEEN YEARS FOR RED
Or. Fucker, Who Made Bolshevik
Speech, Sent 70 Atlanta Peni-
tentiary rs Traitor.

New York. Ian - Fifteen wears in
the Federal PRISON N atlanta, Ga, WAS the
sent cndc" imposed Yesterday ON lir
Morris Iuckcr brooklyn RolshoviNt,
d, Federal Judge Edwin r Garvin IN
that borough llr fucker dcntit, was
convicted last "Wednesday oi violating
tho Espionage tct ~ 4 Bnlshcvist speech
madc by hIm Thanksgiving Night in
Brookl,u ~ p Mooney protest meeting
lhc court imposed q sentence on fifteen
wear, on each ~ four counts IN tho lndlCt- :
lurrt th, sentences ~ un conCuTrcntlN
luir, CarNIu refused q grant bail pending
au appeal HIT hc gave PERMISSION ~ have
tho appCal taken direct 10 the United
States supreme Court
pr Fucker WaS ARRESTED on evidence
gathcrNi lN the Military Intelligence
Bureau According 70 Assistant DIS
irirt Ntorucy Charles ! Ruchncr of
lyn Dr Fucker WAS one ni the leaders
II Rruokl,n R~is In his speech he
attacked the Government and President
Wilson after beng warned hv the police
not tn 40 So and pruphoSlcd that the rCNt
flag would hC recognized IN this country
before next Thanksgiving
pr Fucker j. twcntv-fuur years old,
ana married lIc has an infant daughter
In sentencing htm the court said To
DIV thcrr Is nothing more important
~ tho country than that its citizens be
lNV3l
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-21
PIPE DOWN: SHIT Ip"
Only Parrots Can Understand slang 81
Man O Wars Men These DAYS.

Parrots learn II. hut few civilians do
the slang Of the SAILOR And vet II the
most picturesque and fascinating Of all
American slang Its 50 mysterious
There are so many expressions that
seem 10 spring from nowhere ~ AL and
Ia bc going no place III particular
The most common 81 all navy slang
expressions perhaps Is pipe down
You can hear II fifty times a day on any
battle ship or AZ ANY training station
Its equivalent N paIn American
slang is shut up The sailor hear j.
frun his commanding officer whenever
he gets obnoNously NOISY and from
ms fellow nlueJacket whenever that
person feels disposed 10 how II Al him
winch j. quite freQucntlv be = known
some rcolaeS hav, been known 10 care
fully east aside their briar or corncob
mpt> when they hear the cNptc>,4ou
FOR 'hc first time hut they s,'on iInd
oui what u means
Shove of and stand by are two
terrn> that are used often ard are rather
closely related IN that they both ur g
iuatcd ~ orders meant for ships and not
Tor sailor Whenever sailor goes any
whore BE- docs not 70 or leave but he
shoy'~ IT Just a. ship shoves of
trou supro Md Whenever sailor waits
b. s'sad- u' i a pronounced as
W" vords and uot like tic word stand
.! tor The fellow Who keep YOU stand
lug ~ lsu slv-ays standby
No snau i> an expression Which
org mated 81 Crcaf Lake, Naval Framing
station bu' wtich vii b. heard iu seN-
eral corner 81 N, nfcd States b"o
fore u ccasss - eNl~- ~ PLAIN slang
equivalent y nothing dong How
ever Y Is used 4 s ecneral negaiIv, and
wal bc accepted Is s negati1, ansv or
70 almu>' ar' qge~f.1I L. i Great Latc>
sailor i started rh'olgl the common
excuse i"r s"il'd appearance Ii uspc,-
ton.
out ot your hop j. barkcd AZ rookIc>
when they fall asleep m thc,r tcct n
drill and iniss order. - commands
FOOD suggests q platciul of slang ~
pyefsIons - Il sailor That i fcod
would suggest thoe. expression, + 4
sailor stopped u remember What thr
word food means Nul seldom. baar i
in the navy II alVa,s chow "FnII
in FOR chow Is one ~ tlc tn,rt por,l,y
expressions u the uue kansas CITY
Star
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-21
Quickest Pain Killer on Earth
Muserne Stop. All Pain in Half the Time Takes Other RENE
dies--Oftentimes i'm Five Minutes. SIbdues
Inflammation and Reduces Swelings.
TAKES ONLY ONE SMALL BOX TO PROVE


Don't be downhcartcdl Never mind If
vou have tired plasters and llniments and
other things that don't start 10 banlsh the
pain and agony till day after tomorrow
II you want 20 kill pam, get nd Of
aches-draw ont inflammation and make
all swellings disappear with amazing
speed, get box OF MUSTARINE right
away.
Chemist Begy discovered Mustarine.
He made it OF good. honest, true yellow
mustard added other pain-destroylng
ingredients took out the blister and
astonished the medical profession by
giving TO the world preparation ten
times better than Grandmother good
od-fashioncd but dirty and bllstering
mustard MASTER
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-21
PROUDOF DESERTER SON;
BRAVERY SAVED HIM
Man Who Escaped From Firing
Squad Didn't Tell His
Mother of Citation.

piitsburg, Jan. II l.--Richard H. Stier-
helm, member Of Company ID, 3I5th
Infantry, whose bravery under FIRE on the
battlefelds Of France ',s reported in prcss
dispatch to have saved him from disgrace
ful death before a firing squad on con
yictton of desert,on, Is a son OF MIR. and
Mrs, John Stierheim of Ingpmar, near
here.
Although mary letters have been re-
ceivcd from Private Stlerheim since he
went overseas last June, hA parents have
received no news about his alleged dc
sertion or his reported citation for bravery
The last letter they got Was dated De
ccrnbcr IL. At that time, according to hia
letter. Stlerheim was we'll and happy
There was nothing tn Indicate that he had
been rited for bravery,
St,erbeim. who is 26 years old, has
never been n conscientious obiecsOr, ae-
oording 10 his parents and other relatives
He did no, put in any claim for exemption
when he was drafted.
His grandparents were born in Aisace,
but his parents were born IN the United
States. iIls father, blacksmith Tor many
years. is 100 per cent American. In
politics he IS n Republican. :,
The soldier worked as "a carpenter IN The
shipyards Mt Newport News Va. unhi ias'
MAY, when he was drafted and sent tn
Camp Meade, Md. His brother, Walter
sticrheim, was exempted from military
service because of i'll health. lie later
joined military band at Newport News.
"Of cm,rae The bows didn't enlist, but
they are inst MS p,triotio AZ thousands oi
others said Mrs Stierhein. when asked
If Richard or his brother had ever oh
jncted to serving in fighting branch of The
army.
Richard Stierheim was educated IN
Catholic parochial schools. For several
years he was member of the choir Of ~.
Peter Catholic Church, North Side.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-21
BRITONS BACK IN MEXICO.
MerehanM From Other Side Seeking I,
Regain Trade.

Mexico City, Jan. 2l.-Britieh mer-
chants have begun their campaign to re-
conquer their old trade markets in Mexico
and obtain new ones Tho general offices
Of the National Railways have received
notice that frrighter has sailed from
Liverpool, laden with British merchandise
for Mexico.
The voyage will be in the nature Of an
exploration.
IL is also announced that American
companies are rushing plans to put into
commiss'on number OF steamers for
service between Pacific coast ports of the
United state, and Mexico. Japanese
interests also are preparing tn establish
lines with west coast Mexican ports.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-21
NO GIRL MESSENGERS.
Not Proper Work for Them, IS
Protest: Too Slow, Not
Ambitious as Boys.

Philadelphia, Jan. 15-Dangcrs to
which girl messengers are subjected were
discussed day or two ago by representa-
tIvcs OF various welfare societies who ap-
pearcd before members of the Industrial
Board Of the State Department of Labor
and Industry. but the danger will soon be
passed, according To George w Silvers.
superintendent of the Western Union
Telegraph Company, because the girls
Will gradually drop ont MS messengers.
They were n war time cXpedicnt, are not
as ambitious MS boys and earn less, and
only 81 arc employed rs the outside limit
at any time
Miss Fstcllc Lauder, executive secretary
of the Consumers League, was one of the
chIct Complalnants who appeared.
Miss Lauder discussed The necessity for
the regulation of employment of girls and
women during The daytime. She said
the girls were sent to deliver messages in
saloons, places Of questionable reputc
and sections of the city infested by low
types oi persons Insults by elevator
operators. office employees and other men
Ia these messengers were reported Girls
had complained oi being called names.
Onc cIrl complained hat men IN an office
Ia which she was sent frequently attempt
cd to Hiss her Many were afraid of their
work hut had 90 stlck to their employment
She sad that many of the girls were under
Is Onc girl received tip of 81 IN an
ohicc where she delivered messages
Mr. Silvcrs Comhatcd this and other
testimony rs to the pcrils 10 girl mes
scugcrs He insisted that there is no
more danger "a the girls rs messengers
than II they are employed IN stores. lilo
admitted that one girl reported having
been embraced hv man when she went
10 his office TO deliver n message As soon
rs the labor conditions improve following
tho aftcr-war adjustments. Mr. Silvcrs
expects To have the BOYS back delivering
messages 4 report will be compiled of
the testimony.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-21
BOSTON MAN FOR GREGORY POST
Sherman l.. Nhipple Promine ntly Men.
toned For Attorney General

Washington, Jan II lii, name .,i
sherman L Nhipple ~ Boston y
mentioned IL fumorS as tl, n,.t 81
torBey -GcneIal - succeed Thomas Natt
Gregory, who's resignation taE.s effect
March
sMr Whipplc i general counsel ior
the United states shipping Board :
lmcfReucr lcet torpoTatIuh N,ar,y
three Years ago hc Was mentioned a- 3
possible appointee 70 the United States
supreme Court instead of Mr. Braudcls
Mr. Nhpplc was 4 staunch supporter III
Nr. BIandeE
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-21
MARYLAND Soldiers Back From France.

\cN York Jan ri The ntcd
States cruiser Pueblo has arrived from
Brc~t with = ii5 troops They comprised
casual companies Nos. AZ, 40, 40,
SO i91 MARYLAND two officers and
IA mon, No i26 $50, and headquarters
detachment, Medical Department, and
Companies 4, r. { and u, OF the 53rd
Ammunition tram
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-21

Mrstarine relieves barkache, bead
ache, too'hsche, carache and neuralgia
in FIVE mnutcs-in an hour all misery vii
disappear.
Sore throat goes over night-Iumba4o
agony in an hour. Chest colds, stiff neck,
ncuritis, plcurlsy. rheumatic pains and
swellings all weld promptly and are
speedily ended. BE alre Won get Mustarlnc
always comes IN yellow box.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-21

representation on government COM
mittees and all public bodies and fscili-
tics of education in schools md un-
vcratics that will enable them 20 qualify
equally with men in all suitable trades
and professions.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1919-01-21
JUDGE MCPHERSON DEAD.
United States Circuit Court Juyi-t vae
III Long Time.

Philadelphia, Jan u Judge John
r. Mcphcrson. Of the United States Cir
euit Court. died a. 30 o clock last even
ing in the Presbyterian Hospital here
after An illness Of about three months,
in the seeenty.thrd year of his age.
Judge Mcpherson left no family, his
wife and children al having preceded
hlfn IN death
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-10
Doctors Find
Remedy For
Colds and Flu
Calotabs, the New Nausealess
CalomeI Tablets, Cut Short
Colds and May Prevent Flu
BY Keeping Liver Active.

Physicians have learned rom oN-
perlence. during the epidemic OF in
iluenza, that one OF the most importan,
factors IN the prevention OF tlu and
pneumonia is to keep the liver active
SO that the digestive organs may be IN
perfect working order and the system
thereby enabled to throw off colds,
check sore throats. and resist serious
complications. For this purpose they
have found that the new, nausealess
calomel tablets called Calo,abs, are far
more effective even than the old style
calome, which was formerly the uni
vcrsal fayorlte, as Calotabs do not
weaken the patient, nor interfere with
the appetite and digestion
~ the first sign OF a cold or sore
throat. doctors recommend one Gallo
tab at bed time with a swallow oi
water that's all. No salts. no nauSe
nor the slightest interference with
your diet. pleasure or work. Next
morning you wake up feeling fine
YOUR liver is active and your appetite
is keen for a good breakfast .4
For your protection Calotabs ar,
sold only in original sealed package,
price thir,y-fiye cents. All druggist.
recommend and guarantee Calo,ab5
Your money back if you are not de
lighted with them (Ady
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-10
AN OvERBURDENED MOTHER

II the steps a mother takes and the
work she doe, could only be meas
urcd by figures. what An array they
would make. Through girlhood, wife
hood and motherhood woman tolls
on, often suffering from backache,
pain IN side, headache, nervousness
and >lcepleS,ncSs, symptom. ot more
,criou, ailments peculiar TO her sex.
Thousands of such women, however,
have found relief from iufiering by
taking lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. as evidenced by the letters
OF Recommendation continually be-
mg published IN this paper tAdvO
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-09-10

member OF the league or not, against
external aggression or for the pur-
pose of coerclng any other country,
OF for the purpose of intervention IN
the internal conflicts or other con-
troyerSle, which may arise in any
other country and no mandate shall
be acc ted by the United States
under Article - part one, Of the
treaty of peace with Germany, except
by action Of the congress OF the
United States
This reservation is intended 10
meet the most vital objection to the
league covenant as It stand, Under
no circumstances must there be any
legal or moral obligation upon the
United States 20 enter intd war or
to send II, army and navy abroad or
N'h0u, the mic,,crei action Of con-
gfcS, 10 impose economic hOyCoUS
ON ether countries Under the con
s,ilution OF the United States the
congress alone has the power 10 dc
clare war. and all bills to raise rev
enuc or affecting the revenue N any
way must originate in the house OF
representatives, then passed by the
senate and receive the Signature OF
the president, The constitutional
rights ot congress must not be I'M
paired by any agreements such as