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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
BoLsHEVIST COUNTERFEITS.

The treasury department is taking precautions
against the flooding of this country with counter
felt money.
or the eounterfeiter is always with
sometimes fairly successful for short time, more
often detected before his spurious product gets
doors from home. But this is a deal The
money question is said have been printed in
large amounts by Hclshevist groups i'm Hungary. IL
includes the currency OF many nations and is intend
10 financial panic and arouse anger at the
various governments
There is little DANCE of the scheme amounting TO
anything ihe United States. Methods for detect
.ng counterfeit money highly developed and the
genuine article is exceedingly difficult Of reproduc-
ton. So that though we have in this
country OF the cIeyerest oounterfeiters in the
world the amount Of bad money in circulation is
almost nil
The idea that the American government can he
overturned by any such method Is Iaughabe But
prevent even slight annoyance the authorities
are taking more than usual precautions and wide
spread publicity Is given 60 the plot that banss
and business firms as wen individuals may be
on guard.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
SETTING AN EXAMPLE.
Laporte Argos.l

France is showing the way the world in peace
ii did in war While a greater part Of Europe is
talking lighting rioting about it. the French
pie getting down work. The nation is already
showing wonderful power of recuperaton, despite
The fact that its wounds deeper and more
tensve than those OF any country only Belgium
Serbia.
During the seven months since the ending of hos
tilities France has laid 500 miles al double track
railroads and 700 miles of single track lines She
also cleared and re-opened TO navigation more than
200 miles out Of the very important $50 miles OF
canals that had been closed by the Interior
transportation in France depends the canals a
degree which il is hard for realize Beyond that
about 1000 miles OF highway have returned to
good condition out OF the "a 600 miles destroyed or
damaged in the war.
In every other nation OF Europe there is disin-
cinatiOn OF labor 20 TO work: dull apathetic
state OF mind This is not surprising and perhaps
under me circumstances not to be TOO greatly
criticised. but the less dangerous
OF Europe Just as she has done in the past France
is pointine the way to a safe and wholesome future
The first thing is
already done IT,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
The Tower of Babel
By Bill Armstrong

ed boys walk TO the station with me
and ride on my train down TO Louis
Vile. so just 10 be a good fellow
agreed TO march In their parade
down TO the station. Ny action at
this time. / feel sure, was respons-
ible for the report that gained con-
siderable circulation around town
later 10 the effect that ! had been
drafted in the army Right here I
want 10 correct that impression
simply rode down 10 Louisville with
the boys that had been drafted.
| remember well the morning we
marched to the station Fred
ReimOld walked along beside Of me
and carried my suit case. He kept
telling me how he wished he was
going along too. and then he would
laugh kind of funny out of the 9TH
er corner of his mouth. And John.
l noticed quite lot of others that
said the same thing that morning
TO me. 1t struck me as kind of
queer because there was plenty of
room on the train and we could have
accommodated all of them if they
had really wanted to make the trip
There were about 5000 people down
TO the station TO see me off. John.
which is worth at least a mention
in your paper anyway. There was
a couple of fellows on the train that
claimed some of the 5000 came
down TO say goodbye TO them, but
of course, you wouldn't need 10 puD-
lish this, because L investigated their
claims and found them TO be great
ly exaggerated.
Well, we finally goc out of town
after telling all of the home guards
who were guarding the train. where
10 go, and at Upton l wired the
Hotel Watterson at Louisville to save
me a room because [ expected I
would be tired and wanted to rest
up "A few days in Louisville before
| went out 10 camp Wen. what do
you think those big stiffs did that
were in charge of that train they
hauled us right into Louisville and
right through 10 Camp Taylor l
got sore and says 70 one of them.
let me off at the most convenient
trolley line TO the Hotel Henry Wat
terson, and he says back 70 me.
where did you get your liquor of
course. that made me madde- than
a wet hen. so just TO get even with
him l rode on out 10 camp with the
other boys, who had been drafted
And John ] enjoyed the army ever
since the fiISS. day of March. when
l got my discharge.
John. anything YOU can do toward
giving me little writeup on We'd
nesday will be duly appreciated by
the bearer. BILL ARMSTRONG
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
By Winifred Black

good deal like necessity
If "A girl asks you if you think
her hat becoming, and YOU know she
spent the last cent Of her allow
ance on H. what's the use Of making
her uncomfortable by telling her
that she looks a fright when she
has ii on?
Why not smile and say something
agreeable. and change the subject ?
This sort OF thing isn't living. in
the strict sense of the word II is
the small change OF society, like
telling the maid 10 say that YOU are
not AT home when you're too busy
or too tired 10 see people.
The born liar or the liar that is
made By habit doesn't bother with
such little actions as these
Born liars tell tales about the
salaries they get. and the rent they
pay, and the people they've met. and
the plays they've seen. and the
books they've read. and how far
they can swim. and the motor trips
they've taken and the friend who
is ordering things for them :n Paris
at the most exclusive shops. dom
you know
How sulv 'hev are. the people
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
JULY u. 1919.
HOW TIMES DO CHANGE.

Progressive" senators Of the HI Johnson Miles
Poindexter and the william Eaten" Borah school
who are opposing the League OF Nations so 'strenu-
ously,,' seem to have forgot. else imagine that
the public no longer recorects the procurement
IN the platform of their party in 1871 Just week
after the United States entered the war against
Germany and nearly three years after that cata-
clysmc conflict besan, the progressive party in its
contract with the people adopted the following
article Of its political and social creed:
we urge Federation among Nations to
dsnantle navies and disband armies 10 the
end that international controversies be con-
trolIed and disposed OF without war -
Mr. Borah and his associates in the progressive
party are not Of record having objected TO this
Federation OF Nations then Are they obstructng
the League OF Nations because IL is advocated by
Pres't Wilson? And mayhap. from old hatreds for
ex-Pres't Taft?
But then, this isn't the first of the progressive
contracts with the people very pretty phrase,
that have become scraps of paper"
someone else besides T. r. and his hangers-on, be
gan 10 execute them Within three years following
the campaign OF 1912. the democratic admnistra-
ton had exacted iao law practically every feature OF
the 1912 progressive platform chiefly
woman suffrag e-and was by per-
sistently cussed in 1915. for having done IT.
However why take the trouble to demonstrate
TO a man that ne has nose when it is right there
ON mis- face: or IN other words if it is a waste Of
lather to shave on ass why waste time exposing
hypocrisies that even the sightess if they to
think are .Iind see?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
Lying and Liars

She'sa liar. this girl who has just
written to me. A hopeless. help
less. outrageous liar-she says so
herself and she has written TO ask
me what 10 do about il.
I've lied for years SAYS this
wcmai Il was led into il by a
man who taught me 10 deceive my
parents and friends.
And for years I have never told
the truth about anything
i've tried and tried I've even
prayed about il. but all at once
there am. telling them again-the
same as ever How shall l break
myself OF the habit 80
I feel as if a morphine fend or q
hopeless drunkard had come to me
for counsel What on earth is there
10 tell a woman like that?
Lying Is such a ridiculous vice
II doesn't do anything for any
body. anywhere. any time-that
really counts
The Different" F1b.
No one IS ever deceived very Ions
by any one who tells lies-not fbs-
but lies.
E''Ns a-s s"nnefin'es something a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22

market. just ride These superficial detectives
are harmless enough in themselves, but back Of
lies the objective which is Of the most
harmful in the world Il is the desire to get away
from home
These are perfectly nice people. They do not
realize probably. that they cutivating a bad
habit and teaching It 10 their children.
The pity OF that the country is full Of people
just like them Hiah-voiced, high-tensioned they
dash about autos. crowd into movies or walk the
streets their destination immateral Just so It leads
away from their fo1r walls
This increasing restlessness is not good thing
love is the measure OF society. While
bacl-to- the-land caupaigrs aid the own-your-own-
home campaigns doubtless are excellent. what the
people Of this CO -rtry need of all is learn
to-be- happy at hove movement.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
Mr.. John Zuver,
News Times,
City.

MT. JOnn ZuNer,
News Times,
City.
Dear Mr.. Zuver:-
l wouldn't want YOU 10 mention il
TO a soul that l have written you.
but it seems that ! deserve a little
extra mention in your valuable pa
per this week because a year ago
| marched away TO war, as brave a
soldier as ever left town in a Palm
Beach suit ] don't mind confess
ing though that / wouldn't have
been CD half as brave if I had knew
about corn willy at that time. There
were about SAG other guys that left
a [ the same time as ] did one year
ago. July %. but, Of course. you
vAAaldn't need to mention them IN
this little write-up that / propose.
/ have a brand new cut you can run,
and also a big bunch of war relics,
which you could get Bill Grimm TO
photograph The relics L bought in
New York on my return from the
front near Bordeaux and they are
all authentic.
1t was at $50 in the morning one
year ago when | decided to enlist
in the United States army. I had
had several letters from Gen. Crow
der in Washington, and knowing
Gen. Pershing personally, that Is to
say 1 have had several letters from
him since my return from France,
so L made up my mind 1 would go
10 war. / made several unsucCess-
full attempts 10 get into the Great
Lakes protective association. but
didn't part my hair right or some
thing. so they turned me down, and
then l determined that army life
was the life for me. On the morn
ing that l reached this decision
came downtown and thought
would drop into the Farmers Trust
building for a minute where l found
quite a crowd of young fellows with
suit cases. 1t seems that these fell
lows heard that / had enlisted and
l thought they had decided TO fol-
low my splendid example 1 had a
date with a we'll known business
man. Homer Taggart, who didn't
slow up for quite "a spell but l did
get to talk to his office girl She
told me that all these other boys
there in the office had been drafted
in the army and that / would have
plenty of company TO Camp Taylor,
where the government had decided
10 send me after several long dis
lance telephone conversations with
Gen Crowder in Washington. D. c.
Well John. YOU know me now
democratic l am. ! says 10 the girl
sure I'll be glad to have these draft
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
Tobacco Habit
Dangerous

SAYS Doctor Conner, formerly of Johns
Hopkins hospital Thousands Of men
suffering from fata. diseases would be m
perfect health today were 10 not for the
deadly drug Nicotine. stop the habit
now before It's too late. It's a simple
process 20 rid Yourself Of the tobacco
habit in any form. Just 20 % any up
t0-date drug store anG get some NicOrOl
tablets. take them as directed and ID
the pernicious habit quickly vlnlshes.
Druggists refund the money III they fail
Be SURE 20 read large and Interesting an-
nOuncemeut by Doctor COnu0r soon Go
appear in this paper. III tells ~ the dam
ger II nicotine poisoning and how %
avoid 10 In The meantime try Nicotol
tablets: you Rill be surprised az the re-
-sls AdB-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
\ POOR JOB.

A congressman said IN an inter
view in Chicago headquarters.
When YOU ASK me, boys. how 1
feel about the peace conference 5
work in Paris / have TO reply that
feel like the larber.
This barrier was visited oy an olG
asriculturist who wanted hair cut
The barber looked at the old man $
hair IN establishment IL covered
his head in ragged Jumps
Jncle he said. for goodness
sake. W no cut +our hair last %
Wit did. said the farmer.
The barber studied the JOB again.
What did she do II with he
said a knife and fork p Wash
ington-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
TIL EORCE OF HAPIT

Already restaurant proprietOrs
are printing announcements that on
New Years Eve tnev VIII sell moth
ing but so cent nut sundaes after 2
o'clock.
Ireland is the only country which
knows what il means 20 nave an
absentee president.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
FOOLISlINlENT.
(Br Milton RaIsen

tby MllOn KaI5en.I
In the lOudest tone ever vented.
The teacher an answer resented.
lie hoIlered with might:
you dubs were named right.
As students you're stewed and YOU re
dented."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
More Truth Than Poetru
By James J. Montague
FOR HOUSEHOLD USE.

In New York. after July first liquor still sold
medicinal purposes.
When Father comes home with flask
And radiant CLEAN in his eye.
Don't stare at him sternly and ask
If he don't know the country is dry
He hasn't bought bootlegger's booze
By any base. law-breaking trick.
This liquor purchased to
In making cake---virh kick.
When Father the following day
Appears with half gallon hagon.
Don't leer at him rudey and say,
The country has gone on the wagon"
This is not contraband eau de JOY
From some criminal iquorman's tuns.
1t is booze he intends to employ
In building few little buns.
When Father turns up Gas he might
With couple of kegs of mixed ale
Don't tell him he's not doing right
And stands in the shadow Of jail.
The stuff he will have in the kegs
- not illegitimate booze,
For blended with mutton and eggs
1t will make the most excellent stews.
Copyright, 1919.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22

Count Bernstorff advises the Germans cul-
tvate the goodwill Of Americans. Too late! The
time for that three four years when
goodwill
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22

leading newspaper says that Just where to at
tack the problem of me II. c. l. is worrying the
publican senator's es. and L is worrying lot of
democratic senators. and a lot of people who
saw the senate. too
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22

Country wide price insanity" he's made living i'm
possible without hardship. says Chicago paper
Price insanity" is right. The producers insane
ask such prices and it drives the customer crazy
irving 20 paw then. Whose loony now?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
BACK 10 The HOMEI

certain man AND his wife take q cir daughter.
nine years old and their son. three years old get
into the auto every night and 60 somewhere
Taey go bis "."thsr or hers 20 the movie or To
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22

The farmers who protest against daylight-saving
should remember what the Good Book says: These
love darkness better than light, because their deeds
are evil"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22

II you troubled with mosquitoes get a water
dog 1t is kind OF lizard that eats them alive. II
you can't get a water dog perhaps the trees will
bark them for you instead.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22

The stars continue to bode III for Wilhelm dohen-
zollern. So do the stripes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22

Bibles. prayeIbooks at SchillIng 5.
6I12-s1
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22
Dolls Ready
to-Wear Dept.

You will find Dresses.
Sweaters, Jackets, Mil
linery. Shoes, Stockings,
Knit Booties. in all sizes
to ht your dolly.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-07-22

Toddler Horses. $2.75 1925, 1915 and $425
Rolly Bow Bow ............S 1913 and $3.50
Rolly Duckie OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Is and $3.50
Rolly Autos $295, $3.50 500, $3.50 and $1,000
Indian Speed Coaster steered like flexible flyer SO
Coaster Wagons. $500 S3.75. $500. sos
and .............. ................ $500
Teeter Kars, Automatic Scooter, special at S3.75
Autos Observation-Disclosures. $3.50 and $1,000
Roller Skates. ............$I5O $500 and S2.75
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1919-10-17

1 Dan Gardner returned Friday from
a deer hunt at Knox. He bagged
nice two point buck.
capital stock. 1t became Delinquent
October 8. Notice of another 10 CEN
assessment will be made shortly.
| Gray Mcconnell, formerly sta,
track athlete of the northwest wher
he attended the University of Oregon
spent the week end in Caldwell as the
guest of George T. Warren. Mr.. Nc
| Ccnnel served in France with the A
| E. +. where he partially lost his sight
His present home is in Boise to which
he returned Sunday evening
Whose Baby are You" a comedy
directed by Joe Erwin which was to
have been shown here last week and
was postponed because of the illness
OF one of the cast. will probably be
given the early part of week after
next. Absence of one of the cast
from the city next week makes if i'm
possible to give it earlier.
Daughters of the American Revolu
ton cordially invite the public to
card party Friday, October oath. at
ESQ p. m. in the Masonic hall. A
special invitation is extended to the
teachers whom we are anxious to
meet. We shall appreciate the CO.
operation of every one A small ad-
mission of Is cents will be asked.
1t sufficient number of town
women show interest in the proposal.
a Caldwell group will be organized by
the farm bureau to share the clothing
renovation campaign to be conducted
in Canyon county November 1910.
Women who are interested are urged
to get in communication with the farm
bureau.
The Hard Times dance, an annual
event by the Forward club women has
been set for Halloween evening, Octo-
Der 81. Special emphasis is given to
the fact that only hard time clothes
Will prevail as costumes at the evening
function. This is one of the ENJOYABLE
social functions of the year and is
looked forward to with pleasure.
Recent advices from Captain "Bin"
Hawkes. indicate that he is still at
civas. Turkey. with no expectation
Of leaving there for some time. He is |
N line for further promotion to duties |
'f greater responsibility than he has |
yet borne.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1919-10-17

| Some very nice Trimmed Hats +
go at special discount Traders Day
M. E. Gilgan-Sarchet, Main ST., below
Saratoga Hotel.
Some very nice Trimmed Hats t,
go at special discount Traders Day
NJ. E. Gilgan-Sarchet, Main ST., below
Saratoga Hotel.
X. c. Heller of Homedale was /;
business visitor in Caldwell Monday
He reports business booming in tn,
Gem district.
Wendell Warner is taking the place
of Ray Pedden in the cast of "Whost
Baby Are You?" which will be showr
here some time shortly.
A number of local Odd Fellow.
went to Parma last Thursday evening
tor banquet with the members of the
lodge there. They report an excep-
tionally fine time.
Three applications have been filed
with the bank examiner for the estab-
lishment of banking institutions at
Homedale. Only one, however, will
be granted.
The entire Hagerman Valley and
Lewis and Idaho counties have been
quarantined for sheep scabies. The
disease continues to spread over the
state. Its distribution being facilitated
by the cold damp weather, according
to DR., Adams.
.. J. Jones. former resident of
Fairbury, Nebr., has taken a position
at the Binford furniture store. Mr.
Jones is an able furniture dealer and
has also considerable undertaking ex-
perience. just as soon as he can make
arrangements, he expects to bring his
family to Caldwell to make his home.
The annual meeting of the Caldwell
Chapter of the Red Cross will be held
at the city hall Wednesday evening,
October 22nd, at o'clock This meet
ing is for the purpose of election of
officers, the election, of an executive
committee, considering reports, and
transacting such other business as the
chapter may be competent to transact.
Suit was filed last Saturday by the
Payette-Boise Water Users associa-
ton against about 400 land owners
under the project for the collection of |
delinquent assessments alleged to be |
due the association The assessment |
is 10 cents per share on outstanding
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1919-10-17
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

Cut Flowers in stock at Harmon
Drug Store.
Alfred Quasi, Frank Knapp an,
Lionel Kraft went to the hills Sunda,
on shooting excursion.
Wallace Caldwell is constructing
small residence in the Golden Cat,
addition.
Mrs Fracis Cook returned Monda,
from Vale where she spent about !
week visiting her daughter, Mrs. H. R
Young.
A bicycle belonging to George Ack-
ley was stolen from in front of the
Ackley grocery store last Saturday
!. evening.
Born, Tuesday, to Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank A. Troecher, daughter.
F. G. Mitchell has let the contract ia
J. F. Bales for the erection of a small
bungalow on Blaine street. The resi-
dence will cost about $780,
Harriet Sturgeon resumed her posi-
ton at Cakes Bros. department store
this week, after being absent several
months on account of injuries received
III al AUTO dCClucIt last july.
The ladies' aid of the Methodist
church will hold their annual bazaar
the first Monday in December.
DR.. F. M. Cole and A. E. Sutton
made trip early in the week into the
wilds in pursuit of the willy and elusive
deer.
Cut Flowers in stock at Harnlon's
Drug Store.
Some very nice Trimmed Hats to
go at special discount Traders Day.
N. E. Gilgan-Sarchet. Main ST., below
Saratoga Hotel.
R. B. Scatterday, local attorney.
made business trip to Portland last
week end. He returned to Caldwell
Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. WI. Turner of Par
ma attended the marriage of their son.
Roscoe Turner, to Miss Orabelle RAY
mond which was solemnized here
last Thursday.