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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05
Other Editors Than ours
LOST ILLUSIONS.
Gin Chicago Herald EXaminer.)
BY =. r.. KISEzR.


You used TO say il made you glad
To listen when I spoke" said she;
1T used 10 seem 10 make you sad
If others handed sweets TO me-"
Think not that I deceived you when
l talked such nonsense" he replied;
You were not always asking then
For things that / could not provide"
You used 10 praise my cheeks. my hair"
She said and sighed, and 1 believed;
You said that YOU would always care,
But l was bitterly deceived"
Deceit" he answered. lis a vice
That never lodged within my breast;
II was not l who paid the price
1t cost 10 look your loveliest."
You used she said. Ito take me out
Three times "a week TO dine and dance;
Ii was such fun 10 CAD about
But now there's never any chance"
Yes" he admitted. II was keen
To get my money quickly spent,
Bus that my plumpish little queen.
Was when l wasn't paying rent"
You used 10 tease me every night"
She said Ito sit upon your knees:
But now, 10 satisfy your spite,
You turn away and will not tease"
Please do not wrong me-" he implored.
'I ain not heartless, but discreet;
I can't buy trousers and afford
To let YOU use them for a seat"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05
More Truth Than Poetry
By James ]. Montague
1T CAN'T BE DONE

P o'Connor. the British movie censor,
seeking to bar all profanity from motion pictures.
lip do
pantOmime
We remember when we saw The Lights o
London
That it never struck the audience as odd
When the villain. badly baffled. and in danger of
the scafod
Ouoth, sincerely and convincingy ''my-r'%
There something in a few wel-chosen cuss-
word
Which pleasing to the proetariat
Three or four strong imprecatons gave zip to
situations
That would otherwise have fallen pretty fat
But they're getting metcuOus in London
When the nero cops the lady and the pelf,
There is never any thrill in the remonstrance of
the villain.
For he's forced to do his cursing to himself.
Though convused with boiling fury by his
troubles.
He must guard against the slightest verbal
For governmental power will conhne him in the
Tower
If he even frames svvear-,vord with his lips
They are sending lynx-eyed censors to the movies
Psycho-analyists they are-remorseless birds
Who derive keen satisfaction they watch Il
drama action
In deciphering a mans unuttered words,
And if any actor moved by inspiration
To pronounced a single pantomimic d-nl*
lust to make scene intenser, is detected by the
censor
He discovers that he's got into jam.
Now strongly dsapprove of bar-roon
language
Such thieves and gun-men handy in their
rage,
But mild oaths in moderation used to voice
strong indignation
Have been used since the invention of the
stage.
And think an absolutely cussless movie
Though with fascinating crime it overlooked
And perfect in construction, and a mastery
production
Would go busted on the second night it
showed ....-... ......-.-.
Censored.
Copyright 1919.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05
A BARONESS sTUDIEs DEMOCRACY.

Egotsm isn't aristocracy; neither the egousm OF
wealth nor OF BIRTH and there egotsm OF both.
Neither is the antithesis of these essentially demo-
cratic. The line between real aristocracy and true
democracy is very fine The true aristocrar is es-
sentaIIy democratic since it is not egotism that
makes him So and too frequently the pretensive
democrat is the worst type OF aristoorat. caring
naught for the rights OF anyone save himself, and
naught FOR their comfort-save 10 use them.
A titled woman from Holland who wished TO
bring up her children understand the fullest
meaning or the word democracy" came TO this
country and has worked as a domestic servant. in
cognito Of course. several western families. She
thought by doing this she herself would understand
democracy better. and be better able 10 teach its
principles her children.
It would be amusing know what the baroness
thinks
There is no master like old servant" says the
provero and Il her ladyship happened 10 work in
household where the cook reigued supreme she
learned a lot about autocraey that she had only
ssinty guessed az. for an he~ patrican birth
on me other hand # she happened 20 get into one
OF those families TO be- found everywhere. where
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05
BY ISABELLA GRIFFITH. r. N.

its course and the patient is begin
ming 10 get better we give semi-solid
diet. which includes liquids soft
milk toast. soft cooked eggs, cereal
custard ice cream and ices Junket
and gelatine jelllss. Either liquid
or semi-soIid diet is given when there
is fever as il places small amount
OF work on system already burden
ed with bacterial poisons. Light
diet usually means a simple mixed
diet. IL includes besides all the ar
ticles comprised in liquid and semi
solid diet the following: Oysters,
chicken. baked potatoes, most fruits,
white nsh. and simple desserts 9th
er vegeta bles and meats should be
gradually added until full diet Is
reached.
While full diet means an unre-
stricted diet certain indiges1iole
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

per Ny husband SAYS % give b. TO
her. 10 won't hurt her.
Answer: I certainly would not e.
four year old child meat FOR s1p-
per no matter what her father
thought about IT, The ordinary
father knows nothing whatever
about what a child should or should
not eat. and IS usually glad enough
70 have some one else take the re-
sponsihuity. Your little girl VIII he
much better on with nothing but
bread and milk for supper. IL the
milk is not very rich the bread may
be buttered
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

Should cotton or ga'uze be put next
10 the wound
Answer: To sterilize instruments
wrap them in an old cloth or "A piece
OF gauze. place IN fiat pan, and
cover with water. Put this or the
stove and let boil for 10 minutes
knives and scissors should not boil
for more than hve minutes a. IL de
stroys the edge Leave the instru-
ments in the pan 70 carry &c the
doctor. and do not touch them The
water may be drained OF. If YOU can
do this without touching the instru-
ments or the inside OF the pan.
Gauze should always 20 next ID the
wound as the blood hardens on the
cotton and sticks il fast 10 tha
wound. 50 that al times the wound
has 10 BE- torn open 10 remove the
dressing
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05
HELPS FOOR THE HOME MUIR
CONNSLESCENT DIET.

The importance OF properly nour-
ishing the sick cannot be Over-es-
timated. The kind Of food and the
amount needed depends upon con-
dition OF the patient and the nature
of the sickness. The idea is 20
place a minimum amount OF labor
on the digestive processes Of the pa
tient. To do this all foods that are
difficult 70 digest must be eliminat-
ed. others must be restricted or
withheld until the digestive organs
are in condition 10 dispose OF the
additional labor.
Except for special diet. We usually
divide food for the sick into four
classes. Liquid. semi-sOlid, light and
sull diet. Liquid diet ! have already
spoken Of. After a disease has run
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

foods must be excluded. A patient
confined to bed cannot digest the
food that a person taking exercises
can. Neither should such patients
be allowed 10 eat large amounts
When 1hey do they usually attribute
their discomfort and irritability 70
their illness instead OF its true cause
-overesting. Sick people are es-
pecially troubled with constipation.
This should be regulated whenever
possible by the diet. When the diet
allows vegetables with large
amount OF fiber should be given
Also coarse cereals. oils and fats
and most fruit and fruit juices How
ever. when special diet Is prescribed
by the doctor his orders should De
carefully carried out
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

Washington and Chicago newspapers have stopped
roasting the pogroms in Poland since they've been
having their own pogroms right at home
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

The British do not bit enthusiastic about
bringing the kaiser to London for trial. they
do it, the French will cheerfully undertake
the task.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

Somebody has swiped our bicycle
pump. We don't know who took Il
as we are too busy these days TO go
over to the city hall looking for it.
TRY THIS on YOUR TELEPHONE
Bell telephone office calls News
Times office on the telephone and
finally succeeds in getting right
party.
Hello" says the Bell telephone
office over the wire, is this The
News-Times
Yes. answers The News Times.
This is the Bell telephone Office
talking 1 want TO find out-sput-
ter sputter-"
Yes. this is The News Tim es.
Hello. Central. we have been cut
off. Yes, yes, We were cut off"
News Times waits long time for
connection again. then tries TO call
operator
Hello" saws News-Times.
Hello" says the operator, NUM-
Der ?"
4 am trying TO get the Bell tele-
phone Office We were cut Of, " says
News Times.
Sorry. but we haven't any such
number" says operator sweetly, and
then all is quiet again.
You talk about the value OF ad-
vertising. the Coco-Cola plant has
just been sold for s25.OO0.O09. It's
just a name and a formula for a
darn peppery soft drink. If the fell
low that paints feet on his walk
and thinks that is good advertising.
would have gotten hold Of that
formula 20 years ago. he would
probably be getting ready now 10 go
out TO the Bird-Elks' rescue mission
To spend his summer vacation.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05
The Tower of Babel
By Bill Armstrong

the court house yesterday smoking
pipe We thought he looked like
he had just stepped out of Prince
Albert tobacco adj
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

We can picture an awful scramble
among the ex-soldiers TO be on deck
when Mayor Doc Carson puts on his
auction OF army corned beef and
other such delicacies. We suggest
that the mayor get bunch OF cans
of this army poison together and
open a show with it called THE
Real Cause OF the War" charging a
substantial admission before he sells
it, The money made in this enter
prise could be turned over to George
Hosler's Whist club or some other
worthy enterprise.
II we have to go back 10 corned
beef we are going TO wolf again
about the high cost OF living. and
Wen live on crackers and pickles
until death comes 10 our relief
Winifred Black certainly gets a
flock of letters, Judging from the
stuff she writes on this page.
Jake Heckaman remembers when
men wore so much whiskers and
other knick hacks that he could
hardly make them look decent be
fore they left the barber shop if ne
didn't use a few hairpins on them.
Jake also observes that the day is
past when men try 20 look like
Scotch collies
(tcm in the Osccola TTfbune)
Two heat prostrations occurred
here yesterday IL an August fur
sale.
We saw a burning match in a tank
OF gasoline yesterday. On the Mish-
awake page OF The News-Times the
thoughtful makeup man inserted
an advertisement which had the
following head on it:-"Buy from
South Bend merchants
bud Shively went sweltering into
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
ID. w writes: How can one make
instrument sterile IN the home 80
that they viii be all right FOR the
doctor TO use to dress a wound with ,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

VI =. writes: Ny little girl is
four years old She loves meat and
uill often cry for il az night for SUD
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

The senate will not adjourn during August as had
been suggested. but will in session to dis
cuss the treaty. 1t will make much difference,
anyway. Their is little hope for any GOODNESS in the
discussions, whenever they occur.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05
CUT DOWN THE. WEEDS.

The Chester. Pa, Times issues timely warning
TO persons who have failed TO comply with the or
dnance providing that weeds shall be cut down
Rpening weeds the seasonal pest Of harvest
time If they are not cut down before the seed pods
open and the seeds fly broadcast they will than
fulfil their part in replenishing the earth There is
nothing generous in this matter than ine
healthy weed.
Many communities have ordinances requiring that
roadsdes. yards and meadows be kept free Of these
pests which work such havoc in lawns farms and
gardens. Where there is such provision it should be
enforced.
Even without such legislation, good citizenship
should be spur enough to induce every 10
that his property is laying up trouble
and his neighbors in crop of weeds, harbor-
ing insect pests and this year and quietly
preparing to increase itself many fold for next year
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

Qtcm in the Osccola Tribune.)
Two heat prostrations occurred
here yesterday in an August fur
sale.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

Winifred Black certainly gets q
flock OF letters, Judging from the
stuff she writes on this page
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

Jake also observes that the day is
past when men try 10 look like
Scotch collies
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

Somebody has swiped our bicycle
pump. We don't know who took Il
as we are too busy these days TO go
over TO the city hall looking for it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-05

bud shively went sweltering into
, 1919-07-26
LISTO OF UNCLAIMED MAIL FOR THE
WEEK ENDING JULY 10, 1919.

WEEK ENDING JULY IL, ASlS.
Miss Eugina Adams,
Miss Annie Andrew,
Mr.. Fitz-Gerald Bennett.
Miss Annie Bufford,
Mrs. John Christian, ~
G. B. B.. Cornell ESD,
Mr.. Carl Cant,
Miss Esther De Romig,
Miss Lillian A. DevOnish, c)o Mrs.
Martha Baily,
Mr.. Constance Finlay,
Mrs. Rachel Franklin,
Miss Constancia Finlay,
Mr.. Frank Gibbons,
Mrs. Esther Gilbert,
P. Liver Haynes,
Mrs. Aneliza Hartman,
Mr.. Alfred Henry,
Mr.. Joseph Heyliger,
Mr.. Oliviar Heymest,
Mr.. Norman Johnson.
MIR. R. James,
Miss Cassilda Johnes,
Isabella James,
Miss Nellie Joseph,
Christian Joseph Esqr. (Skepton)?
M. c. Leppert, 81
julia Mattersen,
Miss Alice MoOrehead,
Dr.. Lanus d Mote, M. D.,
Mrs. Louis Nettleton,
Peter Nielsen,
Miss Molly Nielsen,
Mrs. susanna Patterson,
Oliver Sampson,
Vice Consul Of Spain,
G.. H. Stuart & Co.
MIR. Emanuel Petersen, clio Chattrine
Simons,
Mr.. Joseph Titine,
MI. E. V. Taylor,
Mr.. Alexander Williams, 6 New Str
Miss Hosanna Robert.
United States Post Office, Christian
,ted, st. Croix, V.L.U.S., July 20, 1919.
B. r. LARSEN.
Postmaster.
The Vip0in Island
, 1919-07-26
Advertisement.

dds are requested for the following
u supplies which are needed in the ad-
ministrdtion of the Municipal "Institu-
tons at Richmond ~Sick-houses and T.eper
Asylum for the month of August 1919.
Delivery is to be made by the mer-
chant.
Bids should be addressed to Inspector,
Richmond Sick-houses.
Flour IS lbs, Cornmeal 500 lbs; Rice
400 lbs, Oats 800 lbs, Sage $50 lbs;
Sugar l, 200 lbs. Beef 480 lbs, Pork 1870
lbs, Fish (salt) 224 lbs. Beans 200 lbs,
Peas 200 lbs, Potatoes 200 lbs, Lard rs
lbs, Cooking butter 100 lbs, Table butter
ITO lbs, Onions so lbs, Tea 20 lbs.
All bids should be received by July
26th, 1919.
C~hristiansted, St. Croix, V. |. of u. S.
A, July 22nd 1919.
H. T. HANSEN,
Inspector
Richmond SickhOuSeS &c
Leper Asylum.
, 1919-07-26
Quebec Steamship Co. Ltd.

SPECIAL ATTENTION Of Consjgnees
~ is called to thai part Of clause No.
%, on Company's BJL. which reads as
follows:
All claims for loss, or damage of or to
packages must be made by the consignee
claims presented in writing within one
month from the date of arrival Of the
goods at destination. All claims not so
made, are to be deemed waived and the
carrier shall be discharged therelrom.
st. Croix, 18th July 1919.
ROBT. l.. MERWIN,
Agent.
, 1919-07-26
NOTICE.

Trespassing on the below men
toned estates also on the beach
belonging to the said estates is for
hidden on the penalty of law:
Lowry Hill, PetrOnella, Prospect
Hill and Great Pond
Est. Lowry Hill, 18th July 1919.
H. KIER and H. MADSEN.
Arizona republican., 1919-11-15
FL DIVERS

For all occasions. Fresh daily. Ex-
pert, up-to-date service. Latest ideas.
Arizona Seed and Floral Co.. $3.50 S.
Central Ave. Phone 4403-Adv. If
Arizona republican., 1919-11-15
FLOWERS

For all occasions. Fresh daily. Ex-
pert, up-to date service. Latest ideas.
Arizona Seed and Floral Co., $3.50 S.
Central Ave. Phone 4403-Adv If
Arizona republican., 1919-11-15
TOWN TOPICS

FROM THE EAST-Mr. and Mrs. A.
L. Thorp Of Philadelphia, have arrived
in the city for the winter, stopping at
the jefferson hotel.
AT THE JEFFERSON-C. B. Wark
and II. w. Howard were guests at the
Jefferson hotel yesterday, coming here
from Seattle, Washington.
WIFE SEEKS DIVORCE - Loretta
Hughes filed suit for divorce yester-
day from Roland c. Hughes, alleging
desertion and failure to provide.
BAUS TAKES VAcATiON-Arthur
Baus, money order clerk of the local
postoffice, left yesterday for two
weeks vacation which he will pass in
the country.
BACK FROM NEW YoRK-Dr.
Marian Williams has returned from
New York. where she went to attend
the Health center conference of the
Y. w. G. A.
Arizona republican., 1919-11-15
CARD OF THANKS

So many have been the condolences
expressed and so sincere and heart
felt has been the sympathy shown in
the loss of our dear and close as
sociate, Edward Doheney, that printed
words fail entirely to express our
thanks to his multitude of dear friends.
Accept this then in a meager and
humble way as an appreciation of
your expression.
1t-Adv. HYDER BROTHERS.
Mrs. Anna Hochuly wishes to thank
her friends and neighbors, fire de-
partment, Brotherhood B. +. L. z. for
their kindness and sympathy shown
her in her recent bereavement.-An
Hochuly. Il
Arizona republican., 1919-11-15
CHANGES MIND AGAIN

CHANGES MIND AGAIN - Mrs.
John V. Griffis, until last Monday Miss
Flora Mae Turner, has filed a motion
to dismiss the divorce suit she brought
the second day after her marriage.
which she declares was contaminated
While she was not in her right mind.
Ten minutes after the divorce action
was filed Mrs. Griffis' attorney took
steps to have the action annulled.
TEMPORARY TEACHERS EXAM,
The quarterly state examination for
teachers will be held December / and
2, according to announcement made
yesterday by A. L. Jones, county su-
perintendent of schools. 1t will prob
ably be held in the school administra-
ton building on North First avenue.
All teachers holding temporary certifi-
Gates will be obliged to take this ex-
animation.
r. r. MAIL CLERK ExAM.-A
railway mail clerk examination will
be held at the usual examination
points throughout this district on De-
cember 6, according to word received
here from the civil service commission
yesterday. Phoenix is one of the
points included in this district, and
it is believed that a number will take
the examination here. Further infor-
nation on the subject may be had from
the local secretary.
PARADE FOR GAME TODAY-A
parade of automobiles and the Phoe-
nix Union high school band through
the business district of the city last
night announced in an enthusiastic
manner the football game to be played
today between the second team of the
University of Arizona and the high
| school. There were Is automobiles in
the parade. The game is called for
| 2:3O o'clock this afternoon at the new
| high school field on Polk between
Sixth and Seventh streets.
THREE LECTURES TOMORROW
The Rev. Virgil Finnell will deliver
three illustrated lectures at the
Church of the Brethren Sunday, one al
the morning service, one at the eve
ming service and one at o'clock in the
afternoon. Rev. Finnell is appearing
in Phoenix under the direction of the
Fidelity Lyceum bureau of Chicago
The subjects for the day will be 1.-THE
Boy and His Dad" Taking thu
Measure of a Sunday School," ant
World Construction and Our For.
ward Movement" The lectures ar,
free.
Arizona republican., 1919-11-15

Deficiency in emperature yesterday,
l degree.
Deficiency in temperature since the
first of the month, 60 degrees.
Accumulated deficiency in tempera-
ture since January /, 24O degrees.
Normal precipitation January 1 to
date, 6.51 inches.
Actual precipitation January l to
date, ISL inches.
Excess since January =, 100 inches.
Highways Bulletin
(Reports by counties)
River Crossings: About inches of
water in ella at Sacaton; crossing
passable. Crossing at Palo Verde pass
able.
Coconino All roads passable and
safe.
Greenlee: All roads in good condi-
ton. Light rain in lower part of
county; no damage done.
Maricopa: Black canyon road still
open; Phoenix Wickenburg road pass
able.
Navajo: State highway In good con-
dition. including road to Gallup. Road
to Fl. Apache bad between Lakeside
and Pinetop on account OF new grade.
| Keams canyon road fair.
Pinal: All main roads in Pinal coun-
| ty are in a good passable condition.
Santa Cruz: A little snow and rain
Saturday, but not enough to damage
4 county roads.
ROBERT O.. GRANT.
Arizona republican., 1919-11-15
MARINE RETURNS HERE-wil-

liam B. Quinn, who enlisted with the
U. S. marines in May, 1918, has been
discharged and arrived home Thurs
day night from Quantico, Virginia. MI.
Quinn. prior to his enlistment, was
connected with the Tribolet Wholesale
Meat company.
Arizona republican., 1919-11-15
WATER REPORT
WEATHER FORECAST

Arizona: Saturday and Sunday, gen.
orally fair. Not much change in tenn
perature.
Colorado Saturday and Sunday,
fair. Not much change in tempera-
ture.
New Mexico: Saturday and Sunday
fair. Not much change in temperature.
Arizona republican., 1919-11-15
CHARGES ABANDONMENT

Charging abandonment, Ray Shedd
yesterday filed contest proceedings in
the United States land office against
Charles NJ. Hulette. The land involved
in the contest is in Casa Grande.
The Washington herald., 1919-12-15
Rupture Kills
7,OOOAnnuaUy

Seven thousand pcrsons each year are isi
avAy-the burial certificate being marked ''Rur
ture." Why Because the unfortunate one
had neglected themselves or had been mere
taking care Of the sign (swellingl os the arne
tion and paying attention 10 the cause
What are you doing Are you neelecting you
sef by wearing a truz. appliance. or whateve
name you choose 10 call it! At best. the tr7s
is only a makeshift-A false prup against q col
lapang wAll-and cannot be e1rec:ed 10 act q
more than a mere mechanical sIfprt. n
binding pressure retsrds blood circulation. thu
robbing the weakened muscles Of that whicl
they need most-nourshment
But science has found 3 way. and every trus
sufferer in the land is invited TO make q FREI
test night in the pzsE=sy Of their own home
The PLAPAO method IL unquestiouabiy tn
met scientific logical and successful sell treat
ment for rupture the world has ever known.
The PLAPAO PAD when sdherinE closely Z
the body cannot POSSIBLY slip O. shift out o
place. Therefore. cannot cha.e or Iinoh. SOs
as velvet-essy to app,y-insNpensire To b
used whilst you work and whilst YOU sleep. NJ
straps. buckles or sIzings attached.
Learn how TO close the he-nial openinr .
nature intended so the rupture CAN'T com
down. Send your name today TO PLAPAO CO.
Block as St LOUIS. No. FOG FREE tina
Plspso and the information neces~u.-Adv.