South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-04-20
By Montague
Glass
POTASH and PERLMUTTER By

today as 10 wait till next week when
them committees OF factory workers
will start in TO make over drafts at
the point Of a revolve~."
Things must be terribly mixed
up in Hungary according TO the
papers" Abe observed.
well. I'll tell you" Morris said
lin some countries a Bolshevik gov
eminent could be quite disturbing,
but take Hungarian cooking for in
stance and il wouldn't really make
a whole lot of difference if gulyas
or paprika chicken was cooked by
one chef or a committee of SOUL
lions. Abe, it would be just so mis-
cellaneous and nobody could tell
from eating II what had been put
into Il, understand Also, Abe,
take these here GYPSY Hungarian
bands, and while there would proba-
bly, be a terrible condemnation of
noises if a committee of players was
to start in to conduct the Boston
symphonies or the New York Phil
haronics understand, a committee
OF gypsy musicians couldn't make a
Czardus sound worser than it does
no matter how they disagreed as TO
the way it should ought 10 be
played
For that matter there's a lot of
things produced in Germany which
a Soviet government couldn't spoil
neither Mawruss, Abe said, like
music by this here Nathan Strauss
the composer or Koenigsburger
Klops. now called Liberty Roast,
which l see by last Sundays paper
that the kaiser has been talking
again"
And what's that got TO do with
Germany going Bolshevik?" Morris
asked.
Nothing, except that it partially
accounts for it," Abe replied. which
a newspaper Teller by the name OF
Begbie called on the Kaiser in Hol-
land. and he says the kaiser couldn't
see it at all"
"See what?" Morris asked.
why, he couldn't see what peo-
pie is making such a fuss about
Abe said. He says that so far as
starting this here war is concerned
he didn't say nothing, he didn't do
nothing and all he knows about il
/ is that he lays the whole thing &c
the Free Masons."
You mean the F. a. Mp" Morris
asked.
What other Free Masons is
there?" Abe said.
You're sure he didn't say the
/ Knights of Pythias or the l. .. O
| F. because while / don't belong tc
the Masons myself, Abe, ROsie's sis
\ ter's a husbands brother by the
name Harris November has been a
Ithirty-sixth degree Mason for years
| already" Morris declared land II
swear that If a gabby Teller like
/ him would have known that the
/ Masons had anything to do with
bringing on the war. Abe, ne would
of spilled it already long since ago
well. of course, don't know
nothing about what HIrris Novem-
Der said or what he didn't say Nav.
russ, but that's what the kaiser said
Abe continued land he also had a
good deal to say about Queen Vic.
torine Of England what a wonderful
woman she was, olav hasholom and
/ how she told him many times he
should look out for that lowlife OF
a son OF hers by the name Edwin"
But I always thought this here
| Edwin was such a decent respect
able feller," Morris Interrupted
That's what everybody else
/ thought" Abe went orr but the
kaiser says that many times the ole
| lady says TO him he shouldn't have
nothing to do with Edwin. BE.
lieve me- she said according TO the
kaiser. he wouldn't do YOU no good
/ intellectually. morally or socially.
and so for that reason the kaiser
wouldn't join the Entente with Eng
land, France and Russia. -
! Because this here Edwin was a
the bottom of it," Morris inquired
That's what the kaiser said" Abe
replied.
Maybe he also caught the poor
Gar selig eating with his knife OF
something" Morris suggested.
THAT he didn't say neither" Abe
answered, "but he might just so vel