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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-04-16
RED CRY IN PARLIAMENT
Women Demand Soviet and Are
Dragged Out by Attendants

London, April 1G--The first Boil
shevist demonstration in the House
Of Commons came dramatically last
night when two women in the stran-
gers gallery loudly shouted.
"You are murderers. Our men
have given their lives to safeguard
the country. We have not finished
with one war; and you are leading
the workers into another war. We
will not have peace until we have
a Soviet"
The women were dragged out Of
the house by attendants amid con-
siderable excitement.
Then handsome woman, dressed
in long white cloak, arose in the
house and cried: eve want q So
vict!"
She stood for several moments,
hut no one approached her. Finally
an attendant slowly ushered her
out
There is no hint as to this wom-
ans identity or whether she and the
other women are affiliated with any
local Bolshevist organizations.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-04-16
THEATRES
INGOMAR-JUNE ELViDGE

A picture you will thoroughly en-
Joy is "The Love Defender" the
new world picture, starring June
Elvidgc, which is scheduled for
showing tcnight at the lngomar
Theatre. You'll enjoy it SO thor
oughly because, it is jam packed
with thrills, sentiment, harncr and
the splendid entertainments values
that you have cyme tc expect in the
best motion pictures.
Frank Mayo, and Q number Of
other film favorites appear with
Hiss Elvidgc in this production and
are. seen TO great advantage. "The
Love Defender has been elaborate
~ staged and the outdoor scenes are
particularly beautiful.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-04-16
DEBs MADE PRISON CLERK
Veteran Socialist Given Lightcst
Job in Penitcntiary

Wheeling, ". Va, April 1G.-Eu-
gene V. Daos, Socialist leader, sent
enced to 10 years Imprisonment at
the Moundsville penitentiary, near
here, for violation of the Espionage
act, began his term yesterday as q
clerk in the prison hospital. War
den Terrell said he had intended to
assign Debs 10 the library, but de-
cided he would be the object Of too
much curiosity there, and gave him
the clerkship, the Highest work IN
the institution, because Of his age
Before he began work yesterday
morning the warden told Debs he
would be we'll treated as long as he
complied with the prison rcgula-
tiors. AID that the only special re-
ouircmcnt in his case was, that ne
refrain from preaching any II his
doctrines. wl:ch nchs agreed to dc.
When Debs was measured for =
prison suit il was found that reg
ulation trousers were too short, ana
a special rair will have to be made.
Debs gave himself up to Federal
authorities in Cleveland yesterday
On arriving there from his horne
in Terrc Haute, Ind. He was con-
yicted six months ago of seditious
uttcrances during an address in Can
ton, Ohio.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-04-16
HELP THE KIDNEYS.
Alexandria Readers Are Learning The
Way.

Alexandria Readers Are Learning The
Way.
It's the little kidney ills
The lame, weak or aching back
The unnoticed urinary disorders
That may lead to dropsy and
Bright's disease.
When the kidneys are weak:
Help them with Doan's Kidney
Pills, -,
A remedy especially for weak kid
neys. ,
Doan's have been used in kidney
trouble for so years.
Endorsed by $4,000 people-endors-
ed at home.
Proof of merit in an Alexandra
CITIZENS statement.
Mrs. Mary sacres, 400 N. West St.
Alexandria, says: II can certainly
recommend Doan's Kidney Pills for
have taken them on several occasions
for backache and never once have they
failed to give me relief. Doan's have
been household medicine with US TO,
kidney trouble for several years and
we all consider them the best kidney
medicine there is
Price zoe, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Sacres had. -Milburn Co..
Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-04-16
Richmond-s'lhe Rescu;rg Angel

One Of the best sphotoplays seen
here in many weeks is "Thc Rescu-
ing Angel" starring Shirley Mason
which is on view at the Richmond
Theatre tonight.
Miss Mason has an excellent role
that of young woman who IS loved
by two millicnaircs and who has
difficulty in making choice when
her father becomes bankrupt. The
theme is we'll handled and the enter
tainment IS of the highest standard
A two reel Mack Sennett comedy
"Remance OF Rings"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-04-16
Stomach Ills

permanently disappear after drinking
the celebrated Shivar Mineral Water.
Positively guaranteed by money-bark
,ffer. Tastes fine; cost trlfls. De-
livered anywhere by our A'eyandrie
Agents, F. S. Harper, Inc. Phone
them.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-04-16
KILLED; AUTO OyERTURNS
Richmond Man Has Head And Side
Crushed.

Harrisonburg, April 16.-R. NJ.
Ryan, of Richmond, of the Daily News
Record subscription department, was
killed Monday night in an automobile
accident near Tenth Legion. Mr.. Ryan
was returning from Woodstock and
passing large milk truck On the Val
lev Pike. his automobile overturned,
then righted itself. Mr.. Ryan's head
and side were crushed. He was SS
years old.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-04-16

A Gazette Classified I'D Will Bring
You Results.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-04-16
GRAND THEATRE

Comedy night. Tomorrow q riot
of: fun, Larry Somon in "Frauds-
Frenzies." Billy West in "The
Chauffeur" Also Keystone star cast.
Come early. Matinee and night.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-04-16

Don't forget the Democratic pri-
mary next Tuesday the % of Apri!
ard vote for R. Walton Moore for
Congress- Slot.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-10
ILLINOIS MAN
LOST 40 LBS.
Gets it all back and gains
five pounds more by tax
ing Tanlac.

This Taniac has almost made a
new man OF me, and all my friends
and neighbors for blocks around will
tell you the same thing said J. A
Smith. a well known Galesburg, IL,
man. living at 49, East Brooks St, in
an interview recently.
Twenty eight years ago" contin-
ued Mr.. Smith in describing his case.
I began to lose my appetite and have
slight attacks of Indigestion. Ny head
ached now and then and some nights
my sleep was disturbed BY rheumatic
pains 1 paid little attention TO these
symptoms then, thinking I would soon
throw them off. but / have wished a
thousand times since that had, TOT
I certainly paid dearly for neslecting
them; later on my stomach got in
such q bad shape that I could hardly
eat anything without boating all up
with gas and having pains that aim st
took my breath away Then the rheu-
matism. which I had been having now
and then for several years, started up
right I suffered so that I couldn'
rest at night. and my knees hurt me
so bad that I would have to sit around
for days at a time and rub with hot
liniments trying 10 get little ease
Pains like a bad toothache would
shoot through my shoulders. and fin
ally 1 was forced to stop work ]
was making good money as lineman
for the Western Union Telegraph
but I simply couldn't stand M under
the work any longer- II fact. was
out OF fix all over and just about as
sick and run down rs a man gets 10
be. and I venture to say that during
those twenty-eight years I paid out
all Of six thousand dollars for medi-
ciries that did me no more good than
that much water.
up to the time 7 began taking
Tanlac I had lost forty pounds in
weight but have gotten every pound
OF that back and five pounds besides,
and I am now as strong and well as
have been in thirty years I can
sit down and eat as big meal as
ever could and am absolutely free
from all pain Even the rheumatism
is gone. and don't believe anyone
corld feel much better than ] do"
TanIac is sold in Fl Paso by Kelly
E Pollard and hv the leading drug
gists in practically every city, town
and village in America.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-10

expense and upkeep OF the public
roads II they could be narrowed down
to actual travelling size
A One Minute Lecture By the Wild
Rose School Teacher There are more
possibilities in one match than Per
haps any other thing OF its size IN
the world A match before Il is struck
is one OF the most innocent things
city Sull a match is only one OF
thousand that comes in a box that
retails for only one low browed
nickel. II is one Of the many little
things OF life that has behind It more
power and more importance and
greater possibilities than a mountain
Of gold. because q match. which costs
only one thousandth part Of a nickel
can destroy al that a mountain Of
gold can create
Daniel HOcksey. the blacksmith.
wishes he was built like a watch so
that he could 90 right on with his
work while lying down
The assistant constable Is beginning
to openly suspicion all strangers.
without whislzers, OF being in disguise.
u Is reported that Yam Barlow is
going to marry the widow 81 re-
Rear Ford community When seen At
the Petunia Ridge moonshine still
house the other night he denied the
report He admitted that he has been
thinking something about II. but that
as yet he had not made up his mind
It is feared the Hogville racetrack
viii be permitted 10 grow up this year,
as there viii likely be no racing this
season as the result OF the visit made
to this place by band OF Gypsy horse
traders recently.
Cape Alisop disturbed the Gear Ford
preacher Sunday BY sqealing ike a
pig when some surplus skin on his
neck got caught in a slight crack IN
his celluloid collar. Cape says this is
the first time that it had occurred for
some time.
The oldest animal in Hogville. out
side OF Bub Smothers and the postmas-
ter. IS cast iron pig owned by Daniel
MatheWsla-
Lum A1lsop says the best indication
he has seen that the peace treaty is
about correct, is that none Of those
foreign countries seem TO be satisfied
with what they got out Of IL
Yam Barlow saws they didn't only
put all LIQUOR on the toboggan slide.
but they have gone and fixed IL 50
Il can never come back" by giving
the women votes.
You have TO make hay while the sun
shines and lots Of men regard this the
worst feature OF the hay.
Bee Eazlsy SAYS. When a fellows
In debt. a year don't seem to be even
a pin feather on the wings OF Father
Time"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-10
LittIeBobbie spa
He Is Moved To GO Back To The
Sell But Ma Doubts That Even
The Modern Tractor Makes
A Farm a snap.
By WILLIAM +. KIRK.


I WAS looking at one Of them crate
l Tracktors working yesterday. sed
Pa, blowing up the ground like a bote
going thru the waves. Pa sed- It rec
minded me Of the way used to go
through a football line. sed Pa
It did? sed Ma. crushingl
Yes. indeed, sed Pal had a vary
forward way with me, sed Pa I used
to heer my teecher say that I wud
rush in ware angels feer to tired. sed
Pa
That must have made You feel good
all over, sed Ma
It certainly did. sed Pa It was a
nice littel feeling TO have. sed Pa. to
know that you cud finnish anything
you started & so. he'd Pa. wen I
stood thare watchong that crate
tracktor MASKING & smashing its way
thru everything. I thought back 70
stood thare watching that crate
men are all like tracktors. sed Pa
Thay keep going & let the obstickels
tumbeL
l suppoas the sight Of that Tracktor
made you want a farm aggenn, sed
Ma Every SO often. sed Ma you git
that noshun in yure he'd & tell how
farm is the only life.
It is high living & eesy II you have
nice farm. sed Pa With them trac-
tors to do all the work & Ma Mater
10 raise the crops for you. II Is the
life. sed Pa. Doant be surprised II we
land on a farm yet
It viii talk a p-ftty big tracktor to
drag me onto farm. Ma sed. ject wen
! am getting to the age ware 1 like
10 work hard at doing nothing. Ma
sed. A farmers wife is a kind Of
littel tractor herself. sed Ma at least
We cud have our own car. sed Pa.
& motor everyware- But these trac-
tors are certingly the wunderful in
venshuns. Pa Sed- II Maude Mailer
had been living now. sed Pa. she mite
have married the Judge. beekaus with
traclltor she cud be setting on the
porch looking pritty insted OF ralCinE
hay That old poem wud read Diff
fernt with modern macheenry. sed Pa.
Like this FOR instens- sed Pa
afaude Muller on summer day
Sat on n rrack-tor
To man-u-factor
A lot OF this here new mown hay.
The Judge calm riding down the lane.
Saw her on the track-tcr & sed sum
But to marry the judge her chanst
For It was the Track-tOr attrackted
him.
Vary touchin. sed Ma I supooas
sum day thay will have tracktors that
maik poetry. Wen that time Gums.
sed Ma. the wurld viii be SHARED a lot
of handmade poems Maybe we win
try a track-tor farm this summer. sed
Ma.
VIII we raise sum ntteI Tracktors2
I sed
yes. Robbie. sed Pa. & YOU can have
one all for yureself. But II you brask
1t. sed Pa. viii spank you Doant
YOU dare braik It. sed Pa. Doant you
dare,
waHt,a colt to ride
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-10

DEE Eazley says the flying across
n the Atlantic ocean by those EEL
lows was quite an achievement but
he will bet his Sunday hat that every
one Of them would be afraid 10 make
the trip across in the boat his great
great grandfather came over here on
The trustees o. the Wild Pose
school have been making some inves-
LEGATIONS as to their new teacher,
Prof Cape A1lsop. They find that in
some things he knows too much, and
in many things he knows very little.
Miss Petunia Belcher has received
a pair of shoes from a Chicago con-
Germ which make her feet look so
small and trim that she VIII wear
them II she has to go on crutches hair
the time.
Yam Barlow, whose career IS made
up OF many unusual features. today
stands not only at the head OF the
Hogviile Fiddling band, but also OF
Hoavflle society HIS fiddle music.
when mixed with the other tunes OF
the band, or rendered single HANDED
has been a source OF great enjoyment
as well as ANNOYANCE TO hundreds OF
music lovers. But TO understand his
genius on the fiddle one has not 20
be possessed with a musical soul 80
long as one likes mere noise. ne VIII
INA interest III lAAE tAAO- -
Zero Peek announced while sitting
on the porch At the postoffice the 9TH
er day that be had in his lifetime Al
most worn his mouth out talking Civ
ing people advice and that with all
that, at times he felt that he had ac-
compIished very little
Bee Eazley says the purchase OF
toys for children is almost a criminal
waste Of money. that all toys are
easily destroyed by children except
those that make an internal noise
The Hogviile Civic Improvement
society held an extraordinary session
last night to appoint a committee TO
call upon Bub Smothers. the grocer,
10 stop him measuring chicken wire
in the street Every time he makes
a sale traffic is completely blocked
until the wire IS measured and cut
off and rolled up Bub says nobody
in Hogville ever seems TO get IN a
hurry until he gets the wire unrolled.
Some man, through the columns OF
the Pumpkinville paper, thinks that
there could be great saving in the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-10
NJ BEATRICE FAIRFAAn

in her decision to come TO Washing
ton. But that this constant curry in
in public" has been her cure" for ro-
nance. and that she expects to live
and die a spinster
Then she INDUCES in some reflec-
tons concerning the chiefs aniece-
dents and she concludes that proba bly
he was q founding and the matron
neglected TO tell him that a tooth
pick need not be kept in the mouth
has been abandoned
I am sure this girl felt whole lot
better after she wrote me that letter.
and got the chief-and his vanity box.
as II were-iof1 her chest 1t must
have been an immense relief 10 write
to an impersonal and unbiased conf
dant like me the daily irritation that
was eating into her soul ike so much
acid.
And perhaps she may meet man
who has had an army or navy train
ing and who would never dream Of
''currying himself in public in con-
sequence Let US hope so. at any rate,
and draw a moral from the chief. his
toothpicic and penknife-
I doubt If he is founding Very
probably he had a dOting mother,
who never noticed her sons ugly little
personal habits or realized they would
be a handicap to him in life. One can
not think of a man with such dis
agreeable nannerISmS occupying 4
genuinely important position As lord
wrote TO his son. a gen
tleman completes his toilet in pri-
vate before he leaves home And the
same rule holds good with the gentle
mans feminine counterpart.
Pe-vGering the Nose In Public.
It may be amusing to see a young
girl. If she is pretty. powder her nose
in public But IL approaches farce
comedy when the powderer is homely
and middle-aged. And speaking OF
nose powdering, why don't they
change their powder rags and lpuffs
little oftener If everyone is going to
see it done2
At the theater have seen women
and apply a powder puff that looked
like a fragment Of q diseases cat. If
you must do it-and apparently moth
ing VIII break women Of the habit
do have the puff or rag clean
Women are intuitiFeiy more dainty
than men, and I can't conceive Of any
woman past the stone age of her So
cial development using a toothpick in
public. or chewing gum And yet a
girl wrote me a letter the other day.
as amusing as it was pitiful. telling
and setting forth her list Of accom-
and painfully surprised
that none Of her office friends invited
her to their parties
She said they were delightful girls.
and they seemed to have the incest
times imaginable. and yet they never
invited her to join in any OF their
after office fun New girls came into
the concern and were invited to join
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-10

7 THINK it was that genial old
1 cynic Thackeray who said any
woman, given a fair amount Of oppor-
tunity, could marry any man she
pleased It must have been this re-
mark that started such a far reaching
boom in propinouity.
But apparently propinquity - or
nearness-has its exceptions and
sometimes it reacts as an active poi
son 10 eomance This. perhaps. is
true only Of the man or woman who
has such unpleasant habits that Il
amounts 10 scourge. for the sensi-
tive 10 have them about People who
nave not yet discovered that to pre-
serve any Of the illusions Of civiliza-
must be observed.
Ny young correspondent tells me
that she has taken a vow OF pernet-
ual cellhacy, and that while she is
employed in one Of the government
departments in washington she feels
as II she wers spending her life in
barber shop OF a he-beauty parl6r
Her letter, which is entirely too frank
and unexpurgated to be given-ex-
cept in portious-would be a very val
liable document TO young people whose
home training has been neglected.
This applies TO young women as well
as young men
"A ChieI TaI<In' Notes.
The individual who has turned the
life o ftsis young war worker" into
dust, ashes and cinders is one Of those
detnl-hemi-semi departmental chiefs
that make up a goodly portion Of
Washington's population
This gentleman. according to the
-ChieH Takin' Notes" spends a GER
tain amount OF time writing reports.
signing papers and receiving docu-
Of the time ne devotes 70 intensive
cultivation Of his person
he snins. prunes. picks and polishes
himself before his office force. with
the JOY Of a department store demon
strator giving an exhibition The
force has tried staring. II has tried
the averted eye, II has left the room
and one day when the gentleman at
tempted a minor surgical operation
on his face with a pair OF tweezers.
one nervous young thing went off her
head into Mysteries. still the chief
goes on with his Topping, sniping and
pruning
You would think" writes the des-
tatiOls would have some apprecia-
bic effect on his outline; but no. like
the crab. he seems 10 be able to repro
duce his members by spontaneous
groUths."
Expects To Live 4 Spinster.
The girl confides in me that before
q cr7Tel fate shut her up in the chiefs
official boudoir with his various tot
let accessories, she fully expected TO
marry That a vague nope OF meet
ing prince charming played some part
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-10


itor OF New York PHYSICIANS WHO'S
Who" says Bitro-Phosphate should
be prescribed by every doctor and
used in every hospital TO increase
strength and nerve force and to en-
rich the blood"
Joseph d. Harrigan. Former Visit
ing Specialist 10 North Eastern Dis
pensatory, says Let those who are
weak, thin. nervous. anaemic, or run-
down. take a natural. unauthorized
substance such as bitrc-ph0sphate and
you viii soon see some astonishing
results in the increase o. nerve ener-
gy. strength OF body and mind and
power OF endurance
Bitro-Phosphate IS made entirely
Of the organic phosphate compound
referr5d to in the National Standard
Dispehsetory as being q preparation
which has recently acquired consider
able reputation in the treatment OF
neurasthenia- The standard OF excel
lence. strength ard purity OF It's sub
stance IS beyond question. for every
Bitr0-P Phosphate tablet IS manufsc-
tured in strict accordance with the
c. s Pharmacopoeia test REQUIRE
ments- Bitro-Phosphata is therefore
not q patent medicine and should not
be confused with any OF the secret
nostrurs. so-called TONES OF widely
advertised "cura-alls-"
CAUTION:-While Bitr1-Phosphats
is unsurpassed for the relief OF nerv-
BUSINESS. general debility. etc. those
taking It who do not desire TO put on
flesh should use extra care IN avoid
ing fat-nroducing foods
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-10
IF Thin and
NERVOUS, TRY
PHOSPHATE
Nothing Like Plain Ditro-Phosphate
10 Put on Firm. Healthy Flesh and
to Increase Strength, NiSor
and Nerve Force.

Judging from the countless prepa-
rations and treatments which are con-
tinuaIIy being advertised for the pur-
pose OF making thin people fleshy. de-
veloping arms. neck and bust. and re-
placing ugly hoilOws and angles BY
the soft curved lines OF health and
beauty. there are evidently THOUSANDS
of men and women who keeniy ZEE
their excessive tninness-
Thinness and weakness are often
due to starved nerves Our bodies
need more phosphate than Is con
tanned in modern foods Physicians
claim there is nothing that viii supply
this deficiency so well as the organic
phosphate known among druggists as
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-10
SERATHOL IS FINE
FOR INDIGESTION
SAYS DR.. PARRISH

Since the publication OF Dr. Edva-d
Parrish's accommodation OF ordinary
serathoI for Indigestion. gas. acidity and
dyspepsia. Il has won instant favor with
scores OF dyspeptics all over the country
WEen you have that big lump IN the
stomach" feeling or bclching. gas or bad
breath from an upset stomach. just take
a little ordinary serathol. wait one minute
by the watch and you'sl probably say
what others have said. @Se-athol works
like magic At any rate g. Is perfectly
harmless. pleasant 70 take and can Be
obtained at trlfling cost from Newcomers
and an fl-st-clasa lragslsls-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-10
TOday's Health Eints

CoNSTIPATIoN-I people troubled
with constipation would spend three 10
five minutes each day Ia taking a body
bending exercise that employs the muscles
OF the abdomen and at night before re-
firing take little purified toxiol. perr,a-
rcnt and highly satisfactory results VII
soon follow Drink plenty Of fresh water.
avoid strong rurzatives and foods that
have a constipatinE tendency and this
simple plan cannot fan The purified toxiol
IS Inexpensive and can be obtained OF any
good druggist
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-07-10

plump, roSy-eheeked girls
ministration OF organic phosphate:
both patients claim they have not felt
as strong and well FOR the past twelve
years.
Increase in weight also carries
with il a general improvement IN the
health Nervousness. sleepleSsness
and lack OF energy. which nearly al
ways accompany excessive thin1ess.
should soon disappear. duh eyes ought
10 brighten and pale cheeks glow with
the bloom OF perfect health
Physicians are now recognizing It's
merits BY its use in ever Increasing
Or ntities- Frederick Kolle. II. D. ed