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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24
TORTURED TEXAS
WOMAN WRITES
Standing On Her Feet Torture 10
Thls Lady Had 10 Ride
Everywhere She Went,
Until cArdui Brought
Relief

NgkirneY Texas Nu A $40.
Fah = isIs place ~ries some
me Ago sss ln 3 critical eonfit.oa
Ne ons nfsa $50 squares from town
fst ! wasn sble Is wslk ibs -
gasres
hsa ~ 70. eesf,p here ! zen
ne saiforta 81 hat. bat M, - uacb
ss whsn tricd 10 walk S.sndlnr
an m, feei ~as torture
NJ sreaissi surer.nF was IN m,
an side o was so sore and / %.
H stepped Gown ar hrrsa mvssli
the ieasf hH / could Dot stand IT,.
o jas ~alked mostly urfoe Tn.
tefs ap uuiil ! war lasi shout de.
outraged ana deodrd ! has beat ir,
something else
someone told me of Cardal arq
visre n bad bsnsfted cases similar
ia uins ! is'i a. least d would no.
h1rt % give 4 a trial
Amer nv trsi bottle fen better
issrs was less psln ana soreness ia
- si3e
After tae third bofils ~ Cardui
sas Wfil and have besn ever nnee'
csraui may Be- ,ssi what you ned
Try n
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

fa ssssf rsf' - -. i.af f.-.s 90. ~s~-
- Etsi lsu law. tAfusiah the svplis stsssp
n Hitsfs fftse.l. thsg satls-ig ssosli~.1
10 suHsflns esuaily lnslsisas - .s.shsxtu~f.
liff fsiais = ~ ansaftsla tHsw4s hlw frn~o
~ usH the isFs ssfs alsts bsis1s sas1
.hesffal aad ihs nlahts salls sai s.ssrst.
- - sfisis sss pss-si Wllha.t m s@..si
tHaefinF sspefi#afvl shaa nsfufs . ua.Li
- sni faw tAsF Ffsssfs-l thslT h<sra
naf sffensth - despls a - 10 F.sfias "a
NJ shllifsa aaa - ti.a thinss afs haLis
laf ftam
h'fhsfs Frisad u q gsa-s p~..s,sffns
fsaafsfF Yfsnafst sst-+isiiF fnf ssp~tsst
n~tbsfs fiuai fsFnssls ~ . nus.f ekgsl-
raa. Aifsia uFoa ta- haaas@oss . .sssfn.s.
an1 instfsd q pefis,d ~ iI~osafaft sa.1
tHtaAtaNt ffeNf la maeUn "a N*la 30
frss fhr t.asfs - 80 sf|sls sfm lr.. al
hathefs FFisaf s.sshia- tts lnasA.f 10 -
las ~ nstafsl Gfsss. sn.l AsT skla Q asx
usftsd ant ifa~s "a t<soass had 80 iis.
fetam3
urifs tssi.a nfasarlf Ra-uisssr rsass.x.
fsrf sust raiAfinF Ahsn,s. u--.ssss.
~ ft.slf hIfthrthfssf MasA sai .txsls =
iaifis q heti.sfs fflsad fsszs - Asounus
t-isY.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24
OF Local Moment


rhs h~st ~ealssn ealssalism hs*
ssainsi e4sishsslsa : eAfr~se -
fsi sinnef rslis
Nhon = tie~sss sseaty easss i
siifs has -aen ~easns besass
sses> a. ~fisstA - sAs visits :
scsais .eEsos
Madam Harm - ~ go - ~
o.iY ne resf - this ~eek >ssi ~ees
~ csn - sepaa Il ~ Nersa r.rsf
sire~s rhsse liss
-neriin Rssol = cuarsea sane
wliA hsriia.
"wenls ilolA ~ i.eeras Yoa
gaess rrAl RernhUssh SENATORS
- o p Forcs srin fssrcs. sish
eal mash forc~
sna. hrssies nsA.ssy ~cala ears Il
taef ~efe noi ons spia hui has
t.sursci nss Rs.iH.aa rlsn -
lst sssvs fresAman every eoiless
~ hr.psd land over
The feiler shst loid o. - oaehl q
obse each piece - mcat 81 slmes *
ttad hal Als theogs beai Am "a Il
Al ~Aat = ~anfon ana waeefins
hins. ne Aaman m nj Jusi been
'hinains ~ iast sammer ant ne "a
termsionsi
=. 4
hoW dn ls honrf
wsh .oon Ano~ ~hst q ls 80 be
bone drsi
And nos tasyrr nai even goa a.
~ ieller have Ihfle hosile un he
- q ne pantrs shelf 60 rub On hls
rhnumai iissn when A. Eef a aiir ioini
Tn New iork Tribune = eolnr 60
fnn iaNie lsnny Measd for president
reniiemsn Get cab.
Mai ihe German. eoud have done
- az ihs, had ~of il no,hinr CON
p-r~d - ~hst m dfss are golns lo
Go g o. no~ shai ihs, have wun
A usa ~~la. 4, Minister a MAJ
World
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24
CLASH WITH ITALIANS
IS SERIOUS MATTER
Greater Serbs Appeal To the
Allies Declare That Hos
,iliues Is Growing
Steadily

wastiney0r. JJan q An official
liip4fch today from Beirfsde 20 ths
Serbian Press Bureau eers aid popa
.sf feeling against the Italian Army
gows every hour N fhe serb. crost
arc sloecne regions occupIed - ths
Italian forces aud fhas OPEN clashes
ocfsf daily.
Prom al occupied towns and VII
axs sad fhs dispstch. ssspsrste
sppsals 20 the Allied posers are
coaiag. ssAnT for ssppori and pro
teni0n Nsmero1s hostile scrs of ne
li4lian army sEainss fhs JaTo slss
sopsiatson ere reported ssrb and
ffcss newEVsDers are advising ihs
peopsis 70 p@s' N patience the gusf
decision y tss Allied sushorifies. boz
fts Ntsafioa IN tie nesaiine l. ssry
sssgeross - shs pressrrsiion o,
peace
Anonasr 1lsbsich from cetunis
Hon'snsEro under date n Jsnazry Is.
a. ssccupzfion by I,siizn trsov- of ,
'ts Sonienesrsn towns sss ssns a
nfivsri. Dsc.gso and ylr Bassr and
- kiser boyzna - sesfsrs hss pro
'seee : pzinfsi lEnpression IN NOME
.srrs an t8af -xrzse coneeanences-
,fe fezre1 - fse ifzlias n lifary sa~
.torzies have started az -enerrsilc
,fxgagzs1a- n favor u King Mia
,lzs. 40 rscezsiy s1s ceDosed by
SDn;eneErzn National Assembly.
shiea vo<ss 70 so8a the oDsBiry win
n se~ yuxo-s4v nation snssr tss
.z1srb1.2 u 5sreis-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24
Or kIOWl
COUNTY Flu WCT|M

Hobart Jan ~ James q ssrlffath.
As Ysaf old nfosee iling astosnsy 90
hie~a cuniF tuf sls wars aad Who
had frrsniif ,uceesdsl hlmswa Zoe a
fourth lefm tlef hera thls mnruiax
~ complications iuliowlax ths lafia.
snsa w. .a sufsivsa BY wlao~ and
Ans shllaFen
uflfih ~as active rsma ant
ihf ffsl elif attorney % usngnm.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

tired a. Nce ! ar better. fesl strong
have ne Pains. h<eA schs - dsEsy sg,<lls
EsesN oas tells me hew vel ! A~,k. snd
J tel item d ess k.sals D. ftnAhsn .
Nesetalals Oongss0nd that = chat
nsk~s NE fee wei ard look ~sll 1
rvcosnmsn3s-d u g. nAy sistsf and shs
= asns q NV Noo car uss the isttsr
4 - ~ssh. fof 4 = csrtaiuly = grand
reusesfy for a ~0naAns llls - Mr.
NAKTAA SrANlsI Awski. "a fenn 81.
ecrsh An.bcy. NJ
fOr forty years iydls T. hnkhsn' >
NcExt4l,ie Cor fNaafid has lseen esxrs0n.
~ soeh serloss cssndiupsls - dlsplscs
nents. lnfisu.uasttssn. ulcsrstion. irrsg
larsOeA g.erfo,ile pains. bseA ache. dif
4nufs ard uerNuaf ls<@tfstaoa Of
kt.n n 1fai i row crnsa's rrd the stan.
iArd rvsne'y f,r suct ailments
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24
Terrorist Challenges God After He
Kills Priest and Is Shot Down

ioa $50 hu~ slilf aH ibis fehuon
ls Ther s. 90 Uoa feli nn There
rsssr hss been Cod baft lasf
tinei Hnsef
~ln fhs s.lif aii DAYS teu hafr fnsf
mf Cod Nunla slll mt bseauas killea
priest Well here 700 ns. ma 30
ihe paliai hafr kIiea pfrv. saa
nut dos ami lfi nnFrf fn kiii "a.
4 Uistoi .hai rams plt ana ~ ter
rofsi fili afsi ln b. auiHff
p.su In me oonrrsFaflon snss
ins piaiei ln hand sf1pi aslmlf iis
said Cod st.a'i n0f kIi nm fh :
aas Cole maifumsnf
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

Eight ysafs 40 rhsn
moved 20 Nation. I Nn ffrat sA'
f.fsr from nd seatfh snd fvnsiip-
lion writes Ne hobru Alilsoh
Asftooa. Oh = hac ffsqasni heae
aci.es and dizzy sSe :. aud here sss
a fssiine lte . heaty weixhi pfess
Ing on my stomach @nd fnfst 81 ne
slms. fslt nlssrsn.e bs~ff n.'rt' .
~ f.oa distressed 80 could 40
r.st n nlshi ana fest iifed and ~off
oui AZ shs tine Or- bottle ~ ehAh
be,isins Tablets cured em snd haFt
,lnee fslf nss . different pefsOn
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

In an avefsee blk factory smpsef-
ing z.ose men. appros instsiy 1000 Fs-
newuis wlll take plses every year
that means that Of tbe 1899 ees men
making - the Industrial labor force
~ the Unssa States Ace ooo change
shsir places II once every year
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

ka coupsfe1 fhsf r. - cssrss =
80 yezr sssse ses sors - cszi sss
.zs-s-f = arcozzSsese ccUssttlo. -
- fzsl z.< 1ez-1zx zn1 i.xztizg ~
crrs,.<< rsozl sns needless plsces.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

A. n-nh<r. of fAe County Won
srs AurFizry are 0eQuef'ett 30 b.
--Vse-t a. fte city hsii On Ssfurtaf
ssfernsor promptly a. -ta To an
raal si.csion q, c.frers pli b. hsis
sne rant~r q lnl.o~anf natter
wsI - asss1
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

AtN&ttfs s@ WN
soes bod isskaehs
snss = Essn in ny s>ts
most II the tine l
Raj sisaEy sF@ils srd
~ss cftsn - fsint |
cNAan nj uslk srrss
the nxf Ihs a.,
tof ssNilwsaAd hses
tehseesn os~rstn0
/ rs8 sl~sat ly.ils
4 EtnAhsm . Nsgs
sabs kemr~0na ~
nv neMstxf~F nmt
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

FNVfFTHI N""IE
I.nnion. Jan tpff Z"
,o.s challenge ~ aoa aai ia fNef
~..,ti. come 10 ihe psll htpI'
from on Authoritative hasian f'a't'
A amaa farfy Of ffrpflsfs hfss'
irto a ehar q and "a ihf 'esiff maf
sered fhe priest People Nerf 'o iN'
,.u. while the ifaestt VS. fnH Iti
An.shar pfiss was pfaynF RI ih'
altar
on. Of ~ murdffefa siaissi a'"i
.o ths pilpf. climbed luio ii-.a hiiR'
,r, nnh.afd q Nbfnf End tffh'
his arfns shouted
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

Onr cAief wans IN LIE - seaaeess
~ho sAan nsaks - a. ~Aas - oan
EAis i a. se~tw ~ q trseu4
Raash ~ s...s f,meFNNa
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

u hAs aceu foand ghsf lhe water
'fliatt and ~afcr eahaAxs fha ife
lafaiif Interfere eft nAflgsiion 81
ne fsnssHs canal reannei sefass ~
Or Lake conialn saifhisni no.ssh n
naks teen sa.usb,e A. fernnNeFs
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

flseiflsiiy has beaa adapted 10 a
different purposes about ths house.
hold
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

IN - ~ - " aWNNfNtAANI
Look oai aor VOC mllohnf
% -
Ane n wave q ;snaiisism. ihen
coms, he reaciioa
Liquor ne ingresient nat ha.
mors io"s ia fohlle ana friends 10 .ri.
'str ihau anJ oihsf arilcs "a n,
iacs 81 fhe earh
There's 20 b. search and s@sufs
1rA~ia and quari.fiq. and q hour
.n ne public siocas for even tluukln
= ne drinks yuh Nd 10 hay.
No Limit u rrcccon Eacop' IN
The iaud ot ~. free
-Nes rrhi For Beer And Wine
What's ne ase'
A"s'f id . rreal country submit 20
ffeAi injustice ~lih greater good a.
'ufe ibau ihls country 3 doing
way RVan cor oui An dou'i
tell j. ~ the shsms 81 i b. iorro.
ten
Nlses Huns AIore Time w1ny
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

Mr. Charles Morris ~as h0sfess ~
~ 6,y,s.sn y 80 women. kur.hsr,
or T<.1rztzY afssrnoor A Hfs-x-
s~orrsr arc . cebsfe 80 ~ tiver
Sea fo- 80 arer-oou. sfte~ phict
<..icaoss -efr-s hzserfs ~ers serFe1 e
fsiesE membe- ar1 Mu Cly6s
sfe-us. Mr. Osrsr nstefs an1 Nlss
Yea cfea-J. 40 ve-t psclsi rpesss
Ths ser -eeiinE vin -.ke sscs oT
F-A-sarr .rh g ~ horns q Nrs n
Tr.rr
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

IN q nound 81 ne~ seli'ns ipf
a. eerr Na'o.a az substitute To-
batter ls more naifiiioas ana ''et
sbous haif ihs pres Try ~ anh
.iifufe 81 an espsrnfnt
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

. . . Cab NJ sna Ms t~~s !
HFon<an.
n nsEa CammA Cab Ne n .
CseonEs
Cea1fy w'vneHs AuA'liArT--s'ii'
Han a.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

An aboard for an ini'fnaiioi'a
wafrr wagon
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

NIss NArior n.Na aFslsx - Nnsko.
gee 3 suest a. C1 nsrlne ard Mar
sane t~S~
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

tfsfe rones ne 90 81 JagTsfnaut
look On .n soss nllohni
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

Aitev n wave u 'snaii,ism. fhen
cones fhe reacli0a.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

MIS- CafhtFine + tsfts an1 hef
slseaa.i Trcabstoa- onohssirs ~ih
eaiessai1 ihs Eiks ara .her iamIiea
rhs effn.nx q taf Clab room
prculssis a. ssit Affsr ~ a~ograu
4ane.ug plh ae snloy.t
81 /.
Nss Lsaes Jane CrAf.n - vss't.us
xsfA her coaens Ro-nasne and Cafh
~rine fsits and 90 Suntay hrr mo.
faer NJ , y Cuaeln. 80 y nv |r
wlcAis al so'a her aDd iAry ~lA
90 IS Fo- worth. r.x. vAere ttfs
- rake fhs.r Aane
kafhsrne HArsr fas lifs daaftfsf
8, NJ ant NJ Ralrh y H4Fsf saf-
fsfes : hroses arm YES ersias. ~hfs
rang ~ bicy0te So raf Inio e
ttcs and ~Rs thrown from ~ Ntes
an8 fsu e. 49, arm and 4 j. brok.r
~ fhre. placez
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

ros serf g - - f0.r heres e
Ez<f ar< NE-s Crf-err -
cxts - Ezcx AZ EErs s14s -
<su<e1 re- tFezs zzss a. ezrF
Nr.x -<s-ess~r1zx - At<ress Psssxs
oz-zl Co. Hs-Sfls. Tsr.- Bzcx
a.. Tl-s C1.sEez. - sse-T.1s-.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

~ s.1 Erx css Pssfoz q Fsrr So
.@-e rassfs q - soae - ~ sn1
NJ T. wsBo- ssrlng ite cs>t-
s0r7
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24
c A L q n o a =.


swtcsv.
Gothrle kaes,aa Nlah~N Nrs t.ynsaH
Graz
Meas nnner CiaA - NsiAc@ss
cAarSA
onchest-a Concers aud n4nce 90
Fsks-Hlks' tlah
t.aneh~on fcr Nrx frsnk C~eshatr
Mr. frec HHssl and Nn . 7
Las
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

naiieT Aas aFoIlrd ~ prlos ,enll
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24
L|GHTEN YOUR
E,,. DARK SKIN
I3


= Tog- so . ts-F kio<rkr. a.
80 - f-trk5es. "a. r.srxs. aunrrs
- pzF4ss. 49, a.EF Bzrx sne
As-te Ol-t-eE- a. tir-<-et =. =
49, y = E~-T risz zrf tc - "a
at "a - e<ts<s - tfse<hzzw -
AgttezE1f - gc4r c2rK szag~ e.
escrc1r fktx- kszAnE a. rlaaFs
ssr-s-. g8-zpass tlsexses1s. AS -
-csrr srrxIss q tr-csies-r ryirr
TD1 q rass-. Ngts. tr-~tt Agtf. tksr-
zzl1E ccnBssxox. "a "a t.g
eezs-f.f sE1 70 eszes. - ar
-. fzrFs - re1tztna , fsres "a
r-xnsr L. -. u -
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

Nss Rsfk Joensos = Ps~hnsss >.
F1s1lnx wItk her xun'. grs 4 L Hayer
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

" a81 Mr. + = i1ezzt - Okiaaorns
fzrv sr1us.r~ - p<--k - = So -
vse.e -esr esenlaz . &C. k0.ktr
rrz 90 srs 1olrx rsc~r
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

ToniFsf - rersi1r s~stiY meei-
"a q - Hs-so1s Ne.s Tfrnsf
~l1s 81 tsss pizos IL n sssenens
- fks churck
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1919-01-24

IL gos,so. kss y a refsrnn1 fros
. 80 sesz xsS - e l1ais
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03

Bald headed men should never be
appointed on diplomatic missions"
why not?"
Because, stupid, how can they
do any hair NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
American.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03
JUST FOR FUN
Annrahensiue

"In a case like yours, the doctor
must have the coordination of the
patient"
"All right doctor, has it gone up
like the rest of the prescriptions"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03
Perfectly Willing

what sort of fellow is he?"
well, il you and he have had din
ner together and you insist on paying
the check, he won't even give you
an argument"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03

Don't you think it would be fool
ish for me to marry girl who was
my intellectual inferior"
Worse than foolish, Charles-im-
possible. "-Browning Magazine.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03
No Cause

81 see man get rum deal in the
store over yonder and he never COM
planned"
why not?"
1T was Jamaica spirits"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03

"And then" said the enthusiastic
girl from Kansas, 1--WE went to a cab
aret, and Johnny bought me "a
what is tia Bud and jerry"
II am sure" replied the city hos
tess, that you mean a Ham and
Bud. buffalo Express.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03
Music BY the Bands Jazz Orchestra


A negro doughboy was clad in
white pajamas one night when the
camp was surprised by German
bombers. Everybody headed for his
own dugout and Sam had some dis
lance to aravel
What did you do" he was asked
the next morning.
Easy" he replied. "De good
Lawd has gimme the best cammy-
fiage in de world. dropt dem pa
1amas."
Willie's joke
Pa, what a funny word whole
some is" !.
What's funny about it?"
why. take away the whole of it
and you have some left. Boston
Transcript.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03
At Least Ike was There


At Least He was There
When he was the minister of the
interior in the Sarrien cabinet, M.
Clemenceau prescribed for the func-
tionaries of his department precise
Office hours which were to be rigor-
ously observed. One day, early in
the afternoon, he called his bureau
chief, Mr.. Winter, and said:
LET us take turns in the bur-
| eaus." Obviously his command had
little effect. Office after office was
found empty. At last, in a nook
under the roof, they came upon a
poor devil of clerk. who, overcome
by the heat, had fallen asleep at his
desk. Mr.. Winter sprang forth to
shake and arouse him, but Mr.. Glenn
enceau checked him:
"Sapristi! But, no! Don't waken
him, or he too, may run away"
Big Game Country
81 understand you came from a
great game country" said the lady
on the committee to welcome the
grizzled warriors Of the western
plains.
Indeed, yes. ma'am," was the
cowboys reply.
What is the biggest game you
have in Wyoming?"
Poker, MANI"
A Bit Slow
do you know that my daughter
is an extravagant young woman
sir?"
II have-er--surmised that she
is" replied the sutton, hesititaingly.
by George, sir! II you have
been running around with my
daughter for twelvemonth and
have not got any further than mere
surmise, you lack the perspicacity I
would like for my son-in-law to pos
sess.-Birmigham Age.
Revenge
you can get seat pretty soon" "
said Claudine of the rapid firse res
taurant, to customer who was I'M
able to find vacant stool. THAT
gent will be through right away"
Don't you believe IT," was the re-
ply. This skinny guy here is
spending his money and eating him
self sick Just to keep me out OF my
lunch, because took his girl away
from him at the dance last night. !
can stand 1t as long as he can
Kansas City Star.
Mitigations
Mrs. Gabby-Husbands are just
worms, that's what they are.
Mrs. Tabby-That's all right IL
they are not fish worms.
No, Not Always
"A woman is as young as she
looks"-but not always as young as
she thinks she looks.--Boston Tran
script.
His Style
did that rich fellow travel in
eognito?"
mo; he Travelled in Pullman.
The Reason
81 call this my war garden"
why so now?"
Because l feel II has only a fight
ing chance"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03

"She's giving a very elaborate
party"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03

81 told the minister to leave the
word obey out of the marriage cere-
mony."
"You needn't have taken the trou-
BILE. He is a man who doesn't be-
lieve in wasting words. Baltimore
American.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03

Gotten up solely on my account"
II thought you two were on the
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03

she got up the party."-Kansas City
Journal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03
his my rar garden

Il call this my VAR garden.
why so now?"
Because feel It has opIy fight
ing chance"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03
His STYLE

did that rich fellow travel in
cognito?"
mo; he Travelled in a Pullman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03
No, Not Always

"A woman is as young as she
looks"-but not always as young as
she thinks she looks,--Boston Tran
script.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1919-07-03

Mitigations

Mrs. Gabby-Husbands are just
worms. that's what they are.
Mrs. Tabby--That's all right IL
they are not fish worms.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-05-13
NEWBURY

The first circus which came to town
this season was not Van Amburghs OLD
show. 1t was not Barnum Baileys.
1t was not "the greatest amalgamation
of talent gathered from all quarters OF
the globe" but to the participants, New
bury's coming women, it was the real
thing. On account of the admission Zee
five pins) the press was debarred and
the report may not be authentic, but
from hearsay we learn that Senorta Bet
ricia Smithe did some lofty vaulting on
the trapeze, while Mademoiselle hath-
crime Greerson did herself justice in the
art of tumblng. Madam Cecil Meserv-
esky entered boldly into the lions den,
which at ths time was occupied by
rooster and half a dozen hens, and came
out unscatched The petite Matilda
Chase sang solo which put Madame
Schumann- Heink all in the shade. At
the close of the performance, Miss Ellz--
abeth Goodman came forth and addressed
the assemblage in her native tongue
On next Wednesday afternoon our
women folks, all arrayed in their every
day clothes, and armed with mopstlcks,
brooms, vacuum cleaners, soap suds, Bon
Ami, Sapolio and elbow grease, will meet
at the Congregational church, and 60
for it. When they get through with the
lob, it is expected that it will be clean
enough for we men folks to go and at
tend once week divine service. No re-
freshments will be served This may be
gentle hint for us men folks to stay
away. P. S. We learn later that the
men are invited. The above item was
"sour grape" item.
Haskell Carlson arrived from overseas
Sunday last. He is looking fat as cub.
Saws Uncle Sam treated him well, but
Just the same he is glad to get home.
We noticed Saturday evening that Ar
thur Bowen has returned. 1t did not
take him great while to find his ATTN
ity.
The talk given by Miss Holden on
Thrift in Clothing" last Tuesday after
noon in Che main room OF the high school
was not only instructive but interesting.
After the talk the domestic science
girls. who are under the instruction of
the efficient Miss Dewey, demonstrated
their capabilities in serving afternoon
tea.
Miss Elizabeth Taggart was in Boston
ldSI WEN WIN utI ihbitit gnu NSVh III
the airplane exhibition. She came home
highly pleased with her first visit to the
metropolis.
Miss Evelyn Taggart was home over
Sunday.
Someone washed a light Of glass in
the town clerks Office the other day and
when the genial clerk entered he ex-
claimed, who in time has taken out this
pane of glass;" tHe never uses strong
er language On discovering his mis-
take, as well as the improvement, he
Immediately borrowed of his neighbor,
window brush, step ladder, pail, water
and soap and within short time the
sun was shining in his sanctum and he
was humming to himself, There is sun
shine in my soul to-day"
A. L. Farmer, former clerk at Hale's
store, was in town last Thursday, call
ing on old acquaintance. Mr.. Farmer
has responsible position at the states
prison, Windsor.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1919-05-13
TUNBRIDCE

Hale X. Darling of Chelsea has been
engaged by the G. A. X. post as Memorial
day orator. All may be well assured Of
an excellent address.
Arthur Bearor, discharged April 80
from 302 battery, L. A., A. +. f., and
younger brother, Clarence, of Burlington
called upon friends here Friday and Sat
urday.
At the regular meeting of Lieut.. James
l.. Farnham camp, No, So, Sons OF Vet
Grams, Saturday evening, veterans Of two
great wars were present and an unusual.
" profitable time was enjoyed. Some ar
arrangements for Memorial day were
made. The S. V. A. served cake and cof-
fee.
The reception accorded F. Leon Folsom,
late l0l machine gun company, A. E. f.
by his relatives and friends at the town
hall last Thursday evening was largely
attended and highly appreciated by all.
The local branch of the Red Cross at
meeting Saturday began plans for a
grand banquet and reception for the re-
turned soldier boys as soon as a full, or
nearly full, contingent can be assem-.
bled