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Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

Truth and a woman's age are not
on speaking terms.
Emu. Is merely old.fashioned lazi-
sess putting on Tugs.
Love knows nothing about phfios-
ophy and cares less.
After all. the easiest way to de Q
thing IL to do 1t right.
Enterpriss IL sprout that II
pruned By experience.
A woman doesn't necessarily cry
when she sheds tears.
Bachelor Of selAshness.
Any man who buys q mule IL sure
70 have . kick coming.
More people are pinched By pov-
srty than by the police.
The spen season for hunting trou-
bic lasts 5so days = year.
The man who Is long on words is
apt 70 be short on deeds.
Some people do odd thiAgs for the
parpose Of getting even.
Our ide. OF wise girl Is one who
cant sing and knows 1t.
The fret and last years OF q nan's
LIE are not very Strenuous.
Perxoms not vaccinated are not per-
mitted to vote In Norway.
Begin TO educate your grnndchil-
dren by educating yourself
but the mother always has an ex-
cuse for the juvenile terror.
In Iceland whistiing Is forbiddsn
rs a breach Of divine law.
Love realizes Its blindness shortly
sitter the marriage ceremony.
When In need OF good Hue OF talk,
patronize n telephone company.
stage jokes are evidently made Of
kind words. for ,thsy never die.
The popular watering place at this
stage OF the game Is the once cooler.
When some people feel for the
poor they never feel in their pockets.
When fool offers to back up his
argument with bet wise man shuts
up.
~, = 4
An average man Is generous to a
fault. II ii doesn't belong to other
men ~ No n
/ II people were given all they, pray
for the world would have to BEEN
lsrged.
I. Women .thInk no more Of stealing
hatpins than men do. Of stealing nm
erelIas. !. 80 ~. sst.
! No. Rafalc. a man should hide moth
ing from his wife-even II 1t were
possible.
People who attend to their own
business have but little time for crit
icizing others.
Love Is good deal Ike stubborn
mule. There's no telling what kind
Of stunt II will do next.
When you meet n man who Is thor
aughly content, you see one where
ambition has gone to bed.
A minister talks about his "work,"
but the male members Of his congre-
CATION are apt TO call Il ''snap"
Any girl can paint her own por.
trait several years IN advance by get.
ting her mother 10 pose as the model
There 10 one good feature about
breaking up housekeeping; II enables
people to get rid Of their cid furni-
turc.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

In Iceland whistiing Is forbiddsn
rs breach Of divine law.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

Love realizes Its blindness shortly
sitter the marriage ceremony.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

The open season for hunting trou-
bic lasts 3tso days = year.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

Stage jokes are evidently made Of
kind words. for they never die.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

But the mother always has an ex-
cuse for the juvenile terror.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

More people are pinehed By pov'
srty than by the police.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

The popular watering place at this
stage OF the game Is the ONCE cooler.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

The man who Is long on words Is
sp. 70 be short on deeds.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

When In need OF . good IIne OF talk,
patronize n telephone company.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

The frat aud last years OF a man's
LIE are not very strenuous-
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

Our idea of wise girl Is one who
can't sing and knows Ii.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

Any man who buys q mule II sure
70 have . kick coming.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

Some people do odd thiAgs for thu
purpose Of geftiag even.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

Perxnms not vaccinated are not per.
mitted to vote In Norway.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

Begin TO educate your grnndehil-
dren by educating yourself.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

When some people feel for the
poor they never feel in their pockets.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

Matrimony has cured many "a oil
Bachelor Of selnshness.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

When a fool offers to back up his
argument with bet wise man shuts
up.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

An average man Is generous to q
fault. II IL doesn't belong to other
men, 80 ~ 4
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1919-11-21

( II people were. given all they, pray
for the world would have to be,'en-
lsrged.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-07
were cut loose SO she could swing
with the wind like a ship at anchor.

were cut loose SO she could swing
with the wind like a ship at anchor
Maj. Scott First ashore"
The first man to step ashore" was
Maj. Scott. He obviously was tired
out, but happy. On his face was sew
eral days growth of beard. and he
showed plainly the strain he had been
under. He wore the regulation air
costume. Short and chunky and typ
cally British the military skipper of
the huge airship shook hands with
Gen. Lionel Z. O Charlton. British
air attache in the United States, who
was waiting for him. The greeting
was as typically English as the APP
pearance of the commander. There
was no demonstration and the two Of
ficers met as casually as though the
trip had been across the English
channel.
Brig Gen. z. NJ Maitland. D. S. c..
official observer for the British air
ministry, was the next to step out of
the car. He looked fresher than his
companions. for he had no duties to
perform on the way across except to
keep the ships log. He said he had
slept we'll and he had taken time to
shave. He wore an officers cap. a top
coat, wooden breeches and felt shoes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-07

from under her nose. British non
commissioned officers with American
soldiers and sailors shouted gleefulIy
as they seized the rope and hung on.
Ihen water ballast was dropped from
the forward end of the dirigible and
her nose tipped. Then she began to
descend. Five more guide lines were
dropped and landing parties grasped
them as the water ballast was dropped
from the stern. In both operations at
DOW and stern the landing crews were
drenched by the cascading water. Mai.
Scott directed all the details of the
landing and it was carried out as
smoothly as though the inexperienced
landing crew had been anchoring
dirisibles all their lives.
The hawsers were attached to con-
crete blocks. two at each end and one
at either side in the center When
the great ship was safely anchored all
the ropes except the ones at her nose
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-07

His only regret seemed to be that the
R-34 had caused anxiety" by sending
out the wireless call saying assistance
might be needed.
Lieut. Commander Lansdowne, the
American observer on board the RIA,
looked almost as haggard as Maj. Scott.
whom he had assisted all the way
across. The same was true Of the other
five officers and the twenty-three men
Of the crew.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-07
Economies.

Sawyer-And so you do your own
laundry?
wringer-Certainly. I wash every
thing but my own collars, and they
don't need it, because they're cellu-
loid I simply wipe them of with
my shirt sleeves and then wash the
shirt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-07

More than $1,000 worth Of opium,
pipes and accessories were seized at
Birmingham, Ala, recently in a raid
on Chinese hand laundry operated by
Charlie Loo Gee.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-07
Jumps Of in Parachute.

While the R-34 was circling the field
AZ a great height Maj. Pritchcard
jumped off with parachute He land
ed safely near headquarters and smil-
inCiy hurried indoors before an am
bulance that had been rushed to the
scene could reach Inn. This was near
ly a half hour before the dirigible
came to anchor.
Lieut.. Hoyt. L. S. N. the ground Of
ficer, had assembled on the field a
force of more than 500 soldiers and
R-:i circled lower and lower When
she was only 200 feet above the
ground a huge hawser was let go
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-07

The Entirely Screened Open-aif
dining room at Wardman Park Hotel
The coolest and most attractive place
for luncheon. Music.-Advertisem
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-07
Decides Not to Stop.

1t had been decided on the voyage
along the coast that unless a favoring
wind came up the RIA would be forced
TO land at Montauk Point, and early
yesterday morning a wireless message
was sent out making that announce
ment. With the cape left behind, how
ever, fortune finally favored the dirig-
ible and the wind veered to her favor
Headed straight for Montauk Point
she ran true, and before the tip end
of Long Island was reached it was de-
cided to go on to MineoIa. With the
goal almost in sight, the R-34 flew
najestically above the island and
headed straight down the center of 1t
for Roosevent Field, 100 miles away
AS she cruised over Riverhead the
dirigible came within range of the
wireless telephone installed at Roose-
welt Field by the Navy radio service
and perfect communication was estab-
hshed. During the night the wireless
calls from the R-34 were received by
the Navy radio station in New York
over the wireless telephone it was
explained to Maj. Scott that a large
part of the crew assembled to assist
him in LANDING had been sent to Mon
tauk Point III motor trucks in the ex-
pectation that he would tie up there,
and that consequently preparations for
receiving him had not quite been COM
pleted.
The mammoth balloon was sighted
in the distance about o'clock. and
fifteen minutes later was over Roose-
Welt Field. She cruised about in a cir
Gle at height of about 1000 feet un-
til word was telephoned that every
thing was in readiness for the landing.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-07
CREW OF R-34 SHOWS EFFECT
OF STR AIN OF ANXIOUS HOURS
w. j. EDWARDS,

MINEOLA, n. Y, July 7.-Haggard.
unshaven, their eyes bIoodshot from
the long vigil and lines of care bit
ten deep into their faces. Maj. G. H
Scott, the commander of the R-34, and
his officers showed plainly yesterday
the effects of the anxious hours
through which they lived Saturday
while they were cruising over the far
reaches of Canada and the Bay Of
Fundy. beset by fog. heavy winds and
terrific electrical storms.
1T seemed as though the atmos-
phere was haunted by 5000 devils"
said Lieut.. Guy Harris. the metoro-
logical officer.
Help Call a Precaution.
With the R-34 long overdue at it's
destination. petrol supply running
low and buffeted by strong head
winds. Maj. Scott decided while over
the Bay of Fundy to send a wireless
call to the American Navy Depart
ment to be prepared to give assist
ance if it were needed. This was
merely a measure of precaution and
did not indicate encouragement.
While destroyers and submarine
chasers were racing to her assistance,
the R-34 was plugging steadily ahead
on the way to Mineola. Once clear
of the Bay of Fundy the atmosphere
hoodoo which had beset the craft
from the time it took the air was
gradually left in it's wake.
The R-34 headed southwest out
across the Atlantic along the coast of
Maine. her nose pointed for Cape Cod
with the United States destroyer Ban
croft hanging on her tail and in con-
slant wireless communicate with
her. The destroyer stuck close in
the wake of the air monster. running
under forced draft, until Cape Cod
was reached and then the dirigible
cut across lots
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11

Cincinnati-Packers a quarter low
pr; lights half lower; others steady;
cattle steady and strong.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11

at home who made their existence
possible. Personally, / shall never
forget the treatment | received from
the Red Cross while being evacuated
from the line to base hospital. We
are now located in Kyllburg, Ger
many, a famous summer resort for
the Germans. We are being wonder
fully received by the inhabitants and
they seem exceedingly glad we are
here That is, at least their outward
appearance, while inwardly it may be
only tolerance. Again, / assure you of
my great appreciation for the kind
Xmas remembrance and trusting we
Kentucky, which truly is the garden
spot of the world, am sincerely, etc"
Wagner Vester Hisle, of Co. B.,
Headquarters Battalion, wrote "Wish-
ing the Red Cross workers of Rich
mond, KY, Merry Xmas and hap
by New Year"
Lieut.. G. Philip Bush, of the S06th
Pioneer Infantry, sent some postcards
from France, and wrote: kindly ac-
cept my sincere thanks and apprecia-
ton for your kind remembrance, ex-
pressed in the New Years card Just
received. The Red Cross branch of
our great army has certainly proved
its merits and necessity. All the
grand cathedrals in the border towns
are entirely destroyed. There is more
beauty and grandeur found in the in
terror of these churches than one can
realize. This beautiful city-Nancy--
has suffered much from the hands of
the cruel boche The great cathedral
shown in this picture was partially
covered with sandbags. 1t was built
,y Joan of Arcs father"
A card from John d. White, from
.eMans, France, said: ''To the Red
ross people of Richmond Here is a
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11
Red Cross Receives Letters of
Thanks From Over There

The Madison County Chapter of the
Red Cross has received number of
interesting letters from "our BOYS" on
the other side, many of whom are now
with the American Army of Occupa-
ton in Germany. A number of the let
tiers were to thank the local ladies' for
their Christmas packages. 4 few of
the letters are given below and will
be Of interest to the friends of the
young men at home here:
Corporal Franklin X. Fass wrote
from St Nazaire, France: 81 received
today from the Madison county chap
ter Xmas parcel, which I appreciate
very much, and not having sent a slip
for Xmas parcel, it was 4 great sur
prise to me to receive one from Rich
mond, and more so from the Rcd
Cross. Allow me to thank the Red
Cross once more and hoping to back
in dear old L. s. A, very soon, I beg
to remain. etc"
Quartormaster Sergeant Jack S.
Best Of the Marine Rand. wrote from
Altweid, Germany: at was indeed
pleasure to receive the Christmas pos
tai from you today and especially to
l70W YOU would BE- thinking of me in
this far away lard on Christmas day.
1t has been 4 difficult problem for US
TO write Interesting letters to friends
IN the U. S. A.'wko have been backing
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11
Heard About Town

Madame Breshkovsky, ihe Little
Grandmother" of the Russian Revolu-
ton, has been asked by the Kentucky
IEqualrights Association, to make an
address at their annual Convention.
which will be held in Louisville be-
tween March 7th. and 10th. The exact
date of the Convention has not yet
been set, as Madame Breshkovsky has
engagements in the East.
Government Will hold Railway Mail
Clerk examinations Kentucky March
18th. 500 month. Experience unneces-
sary. Men, IS or over, desiring clerk
ships write for free particulars, J. L.
Leonard Former Civil Service Exam
ner) 1854 Kenois Building, Washing
on. 50 %
Miss Alice Lorraine Petty, who has
been at home for some time, her being
closed on account of the "fu" is nov
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11
working on her advanced certificate
at the Normal school.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
Madison Cir

Madison Circuit Court
Bowman Lumber, Co., Plaintiffs.
Todd and Taylor, and ]. w. Tavlor
Defendants.
All persons having claims or liens nj,
a certain piece of property situated in
Richmond, KY, on the south side Il
Water street, and fronting IS feet a,
SAID street, and running back 154 feet
and being the same lot conveyed II :
W. Taylor by W. E. Luxon. and Of 70
cord in Deed Book No. 80 page SO
Madison County Clerks Office. Said
liens must be proven before the undo-
signed Commissioner within ten DAYS
from the date of this notice.
This February It'll, 1919.
r. B. TERRILL,
feb 8 II 15 Master Co. NJ. C. c
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11

US up in such splendid way; all this
on account of the censorship rules.
Now that these latter have been prac-
tically rescinded, we are at liberty to
write of our past adventures, line of
march in this army of occupation,
probable future events, IN fact the veil
of mystery which has so far concealed
our exploits, is now thrown aside.
Now, although l know how eagerly
you VIII wish to know of all our adj
ventures, still ! find that in order to
tell you all it would be gigantic task
so as happy medium / am enclosing
copy of a recent order, which tells a
graphic story, emitting the accom-
panyiny hardships. The many de-
tails, grave and amusing, connected
with this l shall be glad to tell you
about, should you have the time when
/ meet you all in the states which /
fervently hope will be soon. Mean
while, remain"
Lieut.. Harry D. Rice write this: NV
Dear Ladies-Your kind Xmas greet
ings reached me on the appropriate
day OF Christmas eve. / can assure
YOU all I most deeply appreciated the
thoughts and spirit that were embod-
led in this little card. / can only be-
gin to tell you how much the men over
hero have appreciated the work the
Red Cross has so wonderfully carried
out Tho men and women who have
represented tne organization over here
have been 4 crss,it TO the cause which
cause It was ~ good men and women
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11

Print Shown THROUGH
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11
Today's Honor Roll.

Killed in Action-Frank LYNCH
louisville.
Wounded Severely-Robert R. Rob
bins, Florence; Paul NJ. Summes>
Middlesboro; George Young ~
more; Robert L. Hardin, Port RS5e1
Joe Victory, Luretta; John NJ. Jordan
Lafayette; Gaswell B. Lennier, Daniel
Boone.
Wounded, degree undetermined =
Walter Brown, Louisville; Thomas O.
Edwards, Union; David oglesby, Pa
nola; James Wilson, Daisy; Louis F.
.Yokey, Maysville; Romey Reynolds,
Haywick; Washington Roberts, Min
tonville. h
Wounded Slightly-James H. Git
tings, st. Marys; David Kelly, New
port; VIM. Branham, Pikeville; Con-
ME P. Frederick, Lexington; Thomas
F. Mantell, Ashland; Marlin Dicker-
son; Madisonville; Arthur Dixon.
Henrietta; Thomas Robinson, Mt
Sterling; Charles H. Thompson, Bos-
worth; South Sermons, Frankfort
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11

May corn s1.15H.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11

view OF LesMans nearby which we are
camped. | also wish 20 thing you all
very much for the Christmas box that
was cordially received on Christmas
morning. We are on our way home.
All the boys from Richmond send best
regards"
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11
DON'T NEGLECT A
RHEUMATIC PAIN
Go after 1t with Sloan's
Liniment before IL gets
dangerous

Apply haie. don't ,nb, let Il tene-
srcie, and-.good-by twinge! Same for
EXTERNAL aches, pains, strains, stiffness
OF joints or muscles, lameness, bruises.
Instant relief without MUSINGS, or
soiled clothing. Reliable-the bisrest
selling hniment year after year. Eco
nomicai BY reason Of enormous sales.
Keep a big bottle ready at all times.
Ask your druggist for Sloan Liniment.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11

3se, 60c, $l.20.
To the Wounded

THIS is our homage when you pass
i us by:
Not the crude plying stare you dread.
but this
Averted eyes. and conquered tears.
and pangs
OF helpless love You do moi
know how brave
We also are. not stretching out our
hands.
Aaddened with pity. to the stranger
faces
That Whitley pass Us. needing US so
much,
On. boy with deep bright eyes and
crippled foot,
Oh, soldier with the face made old
with war,
We promise you. by every wound Won
bear.
A nations homage and a nations helm.
And all its grateful hearts, your eager
friends!
Sulamith Ish-Kishor. In The New
York Times
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1919-02-11
Liberty Bond---Liberty Los,

FOR your bond let me trade YEA III,
stock"
oatd a seaiper to prudent 6fif Brocs.
mot today, SIR" Bill said
Then the salesman he led.
70 the Jail where he now 10 ~in hecs.s
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1919-08-02
| REMARKABLE CURE
POPE'S PRAYERS ANSWERED,
GIRL REGAINs SPEECH LOST
VOICE IN WAR WORK.

A remarkable story of the festora.
ton of the power Of speech to an
American nurse through the aid of
the prayers of Pope Benedict was told
by William M. Ryan of Portland, Ore,
Knights of Columbus war worker, re-
turned from Europe on July q.
Mr.. Ryan, who was in charge of the
Knights of Columbus clubhouses in
Rome and Genoa, told the story tc
William P. Larkin, director of over
seas activities of the Knights. The
young woman, whose name was kept
secret, lost her voice while working
among the soldiers on the Austrian
| front.
when the case was called to my
attention." said Secretary Ryan, Sc
decided it was worthy of special at
tention and took the liberty of send
ing a special request to the Holy
Father to pray for the young woman:
| intention. l was notified that the re
quest had been granted, and on my re
turn to Genoa after visit TO Rome
I met the young woman and learned
her power of speech had been com
pletely restored"
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1919-08-02
PATRIOT DIES
BUFFALO POSTMASTER TURNED
OVER HIS SALARY TO WAR
ACTIVITIES.

Announcement of the death of Post
master George j. Meyer, of Buffalo,
N. Y, on July Is, caused deep sorrow
there. Mr.. Meyer had not been in
good health since last April, but had
visited his Office in the federal build
ing only ten days before his death.
In 1916 Mr.. Meyer was appointed
Postmaster by President Wilson. Dur.
ing the period of the war he set an
example to office-holders under the
government by giving his entire sal
airy as Postmaster, $4,000 a year, to
the Red Cross, Knights of Columbus
and charities connected with war serv
ice.
In June, 1918, Mr.. Meyer was grant
ed the honorary degree of Doctor o.
Laws of Canisius College. He was al
active member of the parish of Oul
Lady of Lourdes and contributed gen
erously toward various charitable I'm
dertakings in the city.