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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
Luke McDuke Says

Luke McDuke Says
ANY time a girl goes TO a show and
iorgets TO bring any chewing gum
with her shc can always feel under
the seat and fund a hall dozen old
wads lett there by other girls.
A girl knows tina, you can't see the
holeqin the toes Of her stocking. But
she is terribly afraid that you can see
the hole in the knee OF her stocking.
Once in while a bachelor is 90
much Of pessimist that he imagines
he has as many troubles as a married
man. .
Economy with a lot OF women means
going without 10, OF little things
she needs so she can &c, one big thing
she doesn't need.
Ever know why folks say. "As.'
smart as steel trap" Well, it'
is because a steel trap knows when
to shut up.
As long as woman can manage
skillet she will come pretty near be-
ing able to manage her husband.
Have YOU ever noticed that II is the
people who have the least to COM
plain about who do the most kicking 7,
Somehow or other a woman I'M
AGNES that she hasn't said anything
until she has talked at least Z hste
an hour.
A married man can tell you
that having a Sweet Disposition
doesn't help you much when you are
trying TO drive mule-headed hus-
band,
You can coax some things 10 STAY
while when they start to 20. But
when your hair starts to leave you,
just kiss Il good-by.
You can learn a heap more by keep
ing quiet and listening than you ea0
by monopoliJng the conversation
After a woman ha. been married
about ten years the only kisses She
gets from her husband arc ihe ouAs
she get, at the depot when she Gets
back from A trim
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
CUPID BEATS OFFICER;
GIRLS DO THE DRIVING

ST LOUIS. Mo.--lou can't bea,
Cupid. knocked TO his knees by the
an,i-spoonug edict OF st, Louis
county officials, he drank the cup
OF bitterness.
The constablcs declared that men
driving automobiles mus, keep both
hands on the wheel and cuit spoon
ing. But the constable, gasped
when they saw girls driving and
the young men sitting alongside
with both hands free
whats a fellow going 10 d1
when the girls got both hands on
the wheel Constable George Roth
asked. That's perfectly legitimate.
That's what ! call beating the
law
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
NS.CANADIAN 4
FLIGHT PLANNED

VANCOUVER, b. C.--Lieussrsnt
G. x. Trim and Lieutenant w. "!
Walsh, Vancouver airmen, ase p,anS
ming a trans-Canada flight. staring
a, Halifax and ending Al vaneouvsls
a company known as the Britjok
Columbia Trans Canada Flight 49,
fs cation has been orssq|ped 70 ssssfs
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
CITY REAL ESTATE FOR SALs

A 5-ROoM modern. up-io.date bungn-
low 625 W. 2bth, small cash pay
ment and $50 per month VIII buy IN \,
Just completed Phone Maple 1876.
II you want u hargain see this 6.room
cottage; lots; 400 T.. 10Th. Hall after
y. M owner.
III RRY up sale. Northwest. beautifully
flnished b-tOOm California bungalow.
built.in fcnturcp. hardwood aud priced
right to sell. mpst sell Monday or Tues
day. Maple ats7.
JUST A HALF DOZEN SPECIAL
BARGAINS
A beautiful two-story homo on INST
18th, very close In ana all up.to date.
furnace, garage and south front: house
built but short time: 10000.
A beautiful building site Cream Hldgr
addition, paved serort aud closo 70 car
line surrounded by new homes 81 200.
-Four corner lots l00SliU feet, IN the
best rcsidcnc6 dl5trict inshc city w.
coo
Five-room cottage modern, lot and
hRf, cemcntcd basement, yery close IN
on West ith st.
Two trackage lots on East California
where others are priced at $1,000 you
can buy these for $1,000
Tho only one We have like II for tho
price. rooms modern. with two ini
lots, south front on West 9TH 81. f2,3iO.
l60 acres OF land In Ellis county. sp-
praised nj $1,000, improvements small
but the land is n bargain AZ s2,2jO.
DELANEY & CAREY,
Liberty Building
Real Estate, Loans and Insurance OF
all kinds
BARGAIN--3 houses. ? lots at ll2o W.
Grand, NIL modern. $3.50; terms Il.
Il Een Wnlnul h9f
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
Gosh

You would imagine that Franz
pepperdog, vas hot tamale dealer
wouldn't YOU But he isn't. He's q
commission merchant in Jacksonville.
Florida.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
I

"Wha, do you mean by roasting md
in your paper ,oday| demanded tht
Indignant Citizen.
Il didn't roast you," replied thd
Editor. 81 said tha, you were hall
baked"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
Is That Sew!

Thread, oi conversation often pre-
dute a long yarn--Luke McLuke. Th(|
bored listener, have plenty Of incen1
tive TO knit their brow,.--Canton|
(Ohio) News
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
Wnffl

Mr.. and Mrs. Wyid Katt live a,
Panther, W. Va. And while we know
a 10, of old sea dogs, we are here 10
inform YOU that Lew Scacat lives 10
New Albany, Ind.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
Haw, HaW!

Fred A. Hill tell, us that he saw asl
o. I. man sitting in the front seat OF q
ilivyer in Springfield, Ohio, with q
buggy whip in hi, hand.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

To heR, my house In proper form
Requires lot Of gold.
For. II / want TO keep II warm
Then | must keep II coaled.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
Your Laughing Machine.

This Luke McLuke. he IL no nuke.
His wilt In surely keen;
lie puts tho "ile" right into smile
And starts your old machine.
billy, FIT Wayne. Ind.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

From calf skins fine they make ous
shoes"
Said William wainu wippsYs:
"Why don't they une banana skins
To make pair OF sllppers?"-Par
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

know A girl named Hazel Hook.
WHO eats raw onions every day;
Then shN slts down and reads n book
That simply takes her breath away.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
Bless Her Heart!
Slippers.

c. Pig. the Mt Vernon grocer, hat
a daughter named Leeny Pig.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
Gee. Amt II Cfimpvi

Dean A. Cole ard Froiine Robend
were married in Cincinnati last wesh|
Her name is now Mrs. Frozine ColS|
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
31ST STREET
A Beautiful Home

market. has nine rooms, large base
ment, furnace, everything 10 make n
home complete, grounds are beautiful
l00Xl7o, double garage. this place is
shown only by appointment. and has to
been seen 10 be appreciated II intcr-
rsled I'M n good home. rAll Mnlnnt 4ii
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

Our Daily Special.
Don't Get Windy When You Al,
Your Views.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
In Worried Indiana.

(Lawrcnceburg (lnd) News)
No, there is no ordinance prohibit
ing man from wearing a straw hat
after September Is It is merely the
arbitrary dic,um OF iashion-that's
allN
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

/. Dooright is a negro minister 4
Big Stone Gap, W. Va,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

FOR SALE ny owner: Broom modern
bungalow; 1890 garage; conveniently
located 10 three ear lines; win consider
yacnn, lots. U u. H., Capitol lIill.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

A b-ROOM modern. up-to-date bungn.
low, 625 w. 2lth. small cash paw
ment and $50 per month will buy this;
Just completed. Phone Maple tsi6.
FOR sAlE-By owner, four. apartment
brick flat close In; pay IN percent on
$4,000 Investment sell for less. Mept
1898.
For QUICK SALE. bungalow. rooms.
Onk, built-in features. close 10 car
Inc cal Jackson. Walnut 1886
o ROOMS, 3 IN oak. all buIli.ln fen
lures, " block Classen. 4 bargain for
quick sole. Call Jackson, Walnut 1856.
s.ROoM bungalow on 2sth St. just of
Classen, hardwood floors; this Is a
good buy and nice location ,all T.
G. Allen, Walnut 1886 or Walnut 5oot-R
S-ROOM homo. garage. basement, nice
location, paved street. northwest,
tL1p0. call r 9. Allen, Walnut 1886
or Walnut J0li-R
FOR sALE--5.room hungnlsw, bullt-in
features, basement clstcin. snqr,
small payment VIII handle. Maple 6QSS.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

Names 10 Names.
Pierce Nice lives in Cookyille, Tenn,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
Huh

1T says here ,ha, work Is a sur'
cure for worry" remarked the Ole
Fogy as he looked up from the newe,
paper he was reading.
"But mos, of us worry because w
have TO work." commented the Crouch
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
BY Owner

EieEant five-room California bunsn-
low; near Classen: large lot. old paving
fruit trees: garage. driveway. 1903
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
Paw Knows Everything.

Wllllc-Paw. what arc home tics'
Paw-The ones the women eroche
Tor the men, my son.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
LdakeMLh1aa
His CO1t41h11I
II Sure u.
cOONEM Hr9

II Sure 10.
| do not like this Osw aid Shifk.
Iio " n lazy slobI
H.. tells mo II In real hard work
To find nn easy Job.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

Que and ono 6-room hrNgalow, win
rent for SIS per month, W.JO DAVIS,
Walnut tJy.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

Will Pay to Investigate
Good fiat site close in. $3.50 Davis
Walnut iS9.
Good loroom house close IN, SG.7io
Davis. Walnut 439..
Snap. 5-room bungalow on .ist st.
$3.50 Davis. Walnut iso.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

FOR SALE By owner. a rare bargain
In a high class home. \ beautiful =
room bungalow. sun pnrfor, basement,
furnace, garage and driveway. House
OAK finish Ground G0Si 40 Classen dis.
tric,. Terms II desired Maple j1h-J.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13
Tutfl

70 keep up With costs takes n sprInter1
The outlook gloWs GUNNER and
glummcr.
u costs coin to keep cool In summer
II costs coin 10 Rrcp warm in winter.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

BUY FROM OWNER
\ new California bungalow: 5-room:
modern garage; ready TO move IN. 1875
West a3rd
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-10-13

BARGAIN--3 houses. ? lots at 1929 W.
Grand, NIL modern: $3.50; terms Il.
r. Fee. Walnut $50.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
Personals.

Mrs. Oscar Hawkins and daughter,
Virginia, of Maryland avenue, are both
confined to their home by illness.
Miss Wilma Jacobs, of Triune, Mon
ongalia county, is visiting her sisters
Mrs. Myrtle Shuttlesworth and Miss
Enez Jacobs in High street.
Mrs. Charles White, Of Maryland
avenue, Is i'll.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cephas Hawkins and
daughter, Miss Agnes, of East Merry
street, spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs
Carl Grs!ahue, on the Grafton road.
Hearl Stealey, Of East Ferry street
who has been i'll Of gastric fever, ]:
much improved.
Mary Evelyn, little daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. C. B. Davis, has been ill FOL
several days.
Truman Davis, who has been vcsy Il
for several weeks, is slightly improved
Mr.. and Mrs. W. A. Carlow and son
Walter, have returned from visiting
:elatiNestat Grafton.
Mr.. and Mrs, Harry satterfield spea
Sunday at olfax.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
FNE SPECIAL TRAINS
FOR THE WIZ. GAME
And Four of Them Will
Run Through This
City.

sfoReANTowN nov. 1S-Accofd
& definite wor Of which was re-
sstysd here today. there will be nc
Iess than five special trains Gpe era! c !
mo Morgantown on Thankss gi. ~;
Inv TO accommodate the thousands " .
fans who will come here to witness
eTidiron conflict that ranks WIN tne
biggest and most important to De play
"a IN America on that date.
Tie special trains will all oReraee
aver the B. & o. and are as to4loWs
e1ne from washington, Pa, carryng
the ~. & j. student body and fans ano
sIsjtirg up fans at Wheeling, Molnds-
title Cameron, Hundred and FAIR
mont. one from Clarksburg, which VII,
lssye tiat CITY after arrival OF special
strset 'cars from Weston and Will STOP
S Il shlnnston, Monongah and Falrmon !;
one from Elkins which Will stop a.
1unior Belington, Tygarts Junction
phili1pl. Grafton and Fairmont; one
rom scottdale, Pa, which will stop az
gonnellsville and UniontoWn' ana Tue
last from Fairmont only.
An these trains will make rouno
ran Rms on the day Of the game, and
most of the five trains VIII arrIte
here shortly after noon. the dellhl'e
schedules will be announced later'
The majority Of fans who will use
these trains have already been sup
5lied with tickets either through mall
orders or special sales in various cit
ies through which the trains run and
there are less than one thousand seats
left to supply all of the hundreds OF
!, CAST minute" fans and it seems GER
tain that there will be more than a
thousand would.be spectators VINO Will
he disappointed at securing admission
The management gave out the warn
ing today that no one should come mere
nnless supplied in advance with tick
I ats for admission to the field. 1t is YET
ten days till time for the game ano
with less than one thousand seats lel'
ana over five thousand sold, and, too
with the field entirely surrounded Dy
seats with no standing room available
It Is a physical impossibil;!y for any
one to be accommodated unless they
have reEerved seat. absolutely nc
standing room will be sold.
The present plans for seating the
throng call for seven thousand, five
hundred and fifty-two seats, which Is
almost double the usual seating capac'
ity Of the university field and is three
thousand more seats than are available
at any.otlier West Virginia field, yet /
is inadequate and serves as a harome
ter of the interest in the Mountain
state classic
No advertising whatever has beer
done for the game except that whlcl
IS in the interest of the public, |. e
about train arrangements, the time 70
ticket sales, etc. No "Barnum ant
Bailey" methods have been needed t.
stir up by far the biggest crowd tina
has ever witnessed football game il
this state, and the question has no
been to get buyers for seats, but to &c
seats for buyers.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
Notes and Personals.

Ben F. Fox recently purchased a
new Ford automobile.
The infant son of Mr.. and Mrs
Harry Brumage, of near White Rock
died Saturday night.
Born to Mr.. ana Mrs. Pete De Mary
ba5y boy, Saturday morning.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs Clyde Shack
elford, body boy, Sunday evening.
A number OF foreigners OF Austrian
and Russian birth Who N'sre not nat
uralized citizens were tken into Gus
tody today by government officials and
will probably be sent back to theil
native lands.
Mrs. Abbey Wright is i'll at her home
near Number GO.
Mrs. Maage Groves vas visiting her
sister, Mrs Graham Pearson.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
MONONGAH
Three Good Talks.

MSs Edith Blair, county home and
demonstration agent and W. E. NC
Comas, county agricultural agent, Dr.
L. N. Yost, county health officer, each
gave a talk at the public school last
night. Miss Blair gave an interesting
talk on kinds of food and how they
should be prepared. Mr.. Mcomas also
gave talk en- agriculture and the ne
cessity of an education for any kind
of occupation of life. DR.. Yost's talk
was very interesting. His talk was on
how to keep in health and the modern
up to date school building of West
Virginia. He demonstrated his talk
by a moving picture machine which
was a very clear way for the mothers
and children to understand. Each
speaker was introduced by Prof. Hall
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18

John Smith, Lee. King, Morris ST.
verman and George Hall went to Grant
Town last night to attend a dance
Harry Irwin, a former resident OF
Fairmont, but now of Dade City, Flor
ida, who has been with the colors in
France for the last thirteen months,
was in town yesterday calling on Mr..
and Mrs. Lee N. Sattertield and other
friends.
and Mrs. DR.. Akirs were calling at the
Windsor pharmacy,
Fred Costello motored from Point
Marion and was calling on friends
here.
Mrs. Zone Cornell was a shopper in
FaiFmont yesterday.
MI. and Mrs. Howard Griffith, o!
Shinnston, were visiting friends and
relatives in town Sunday.
Harold Peppers and sister, Doris, oil
Salem, were here visiting their grand
mother, Mrs. William Holbert Sun
day.
Miss Mildred Grego9, who has been
lconfined to her ho1Ae sicf for two
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
EAST SIDE
= NEWS =
Birthday Party.

Miss Doris Koon, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Jack Koon, Of Maryland ave-
nue., entertained sixteen of her friends
Saturday from three till five o'clock
in honor of her eighth birthday. Ju-
yenile games were played and the
event was much enjoyed by all pres
ent Refreshments were served.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
Very Ill

Late news from the bedside Of Rob
ert Hayhurst of Glady Creek, is to the
effect that he is gradually sinking. Mr..
Hayhurst is one of the highly respect
ed citizens of his community and has
many friends and relatives in rairmont
and vicinity who will learn with regret
Of his serious condition. Mrs. Alex
Thorn, of Potomac avenue, is a daugh-
ter of MIR. Hayhurst.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
Circle Meets.

The Mission Circle of the Palatine
Baptist church will meet with Mrs. Ed
Jenkins in Diamond street this even
ing at 1890 o'clock. A most interest
ing course of study has been secured
for the circle and each member should
be present to begin the series Of les
Sors.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
ASSOCIATES ARE
. Being URGED TO
ADOPT HIS plan
Perdue Declares He's Re.
commencing Trutona to
Them-Tells of Own
Case.

HUNTINGTON, w. Va, Nov 1S-"l
think Trutona is the best medicine |
have ever used and want to recon.
r end it to my friends" Brady Por.
due, a well known U burlington carpen.
hr. who Ewes at Isl 9 Madison street
raid recently. Mr.. perdue has been s
ItsidNpt OF Huptnt ton for number
Of yea and I'D Is rcli known here,
The trouble Iva in my stomach,
Mr.. Pc! Cue Ad In describing his
Gee. 81 Idon red for anything tc
eat ami n Ps Cd t1nually annoyed By
c6nstiDa uHH$ Fo ltre time have
suffered FROM ~ ming, shooting paint
around my hea Why, was some
times afraid to put for fear of fall
Ing. M
time I've been SIN Tutona has con
ylnced me that / is &c best medecinn+
I've eve- token Wht / feel better IL
every way nov The Pnstipadon has
been greatly RI loved my appetite
/. a grcat de bett kr4 NV head Is
clear now al I'm noS bothered &C
L UGH with tn fo1 Ter du pains. ID
Snort, | fcot le,tsf now ID N have
for some time slisve II iona will
.felp others jt4a much a it has
ne"
Trutona is I " bei1 tntroduR I'D and
explained ia Nairmont\Rt the " r
Crime Drn tt It is ION On Man hing
tnr. at N. s. Matthew 4 Co; Gam
con, Car aron Drug Co.; larksbWs
b Haru + Rogers; Fairvie MotS!
pharmatk; Grafton, Grafton prug =
Clemicm Co. v \
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
Homes Quarantined.

The residences of Bruce Traugh, o!
GufFey street, and Emmett Poe, of Mar
ket street, are both rnder quarantine
on account of scarlet fever. The little
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Traugh has
the disease and a son, Francis, is the
victim in the Poe home.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18

But the expression of certain
thought-a battle scene, society
hunt, a bit of beauty, a love scene, or
what have you?-through the instru-
ment of the ancient terpsichore
leaves much to the Imagination.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
ma Upper REGIsTER.

I'm making money selling mice, said
the bald headed man.
Who do you sell 'em to?
A professor Of music on the next
What in the world does he want nice
Why, he uses them for trying the
voices of the young ladies.-Yonkers
Statesman.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
IS now able 70 bel out.

weeks, is now able to be out.
Miss Leona Harden is visiting her
grandmother, of harrisburg, this week.
The side degree of POcahontas met
Saturday night taking in number Of
members. Refreshments were served
during the evening.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18

A classic dance (the Roman jazz
according to announcements can ex-
press various things. 1t seems girl
! with a cheesecloth draped carelessly
about her form, can give expression
10 most anything She's a bare" at
/ that.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18

Like the present brew we do not
drink-not very near.
Not drink, not very near-that makes
beer problem a (k) notify one.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18

1t IS hard to tell whether the world
grows better or worse. The years
bring many changes, but the changes
are a good deal like feminine fash
ions-the big idea is the same.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18

Many centuries ago Roman maidens
did the jazz with less clothes than
the shimmy artists wear today.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18

A century ago they played footoal
in England with their feet.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18

In 1869 the Cincinnati Reds played
ball with lot of shrubbery on the
field; to be more exact, on their
chins.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18

San Cura Soap is delightful fof.
shampoolne, because 1t full Of antlsep-
tic properties that Danish the germs Of
dandrufH and other Impurities from
the scalp. 1t removes pimples and
bIackheads, too. Is? cake at Mar
tins Drug Store.
Il yolr druggist dors not have ii
send to Thompson Medical Co., Titus
ytlle, Pa.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
I'm lMpossIRLE REALM.

Alfred Dad, where is Utopia?
Dad-Utopia is the place where
people live up to the advice they give
Others, my son.-Pearson's.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-11-18
.BURNs,scUTs, BRUISES
san cura Ointment Relieves Pain.
RrawS Out Poisd n and
Hetis ProHplly.

OH SuCd y HlITSuL NYHSNSO an.
praWS Out Poisd IN and
ne lis Promp lily.
Then e mo better rel edy for burns
cuts all SruisS g tracl The antiseptic
and he lliaA oint iheut s!!ei San Sura.
Eyoig per ION dpght p have jar on
hand 1t is he 4 Isl md best aid to
the tdjuv:td N cdSe accident, and
IS IL 5 ID eal rlpeedJ M so many other
dist esslpg a1 pa b. ailments be-
70 Ssr ssnplssE guaranteed; {. y! y
darsis jug ST. relieve itchtfst
hieedtl 8 sai pa Fri piles; oczt~
buac!es rnG pimrl p!S opey back.
In ease Of old rdp n5 s. es5A mat
ter OF hUS long sta ing. few peul,
tices Of San Cura 0e tmen will draw
out the Icison and IL e the in such
a thoroughly asepar \ condf pn thai
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We advise every Tfsee to g a jar
OF San Cura Ointment today, AM keep
it ready for an accidert on emeri ency
that may happen. SOC, cod and "a
a jar at Martins Drug Stole on Pc
money back r!an.