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SHOOTING
BOWLING
AQUATICS
Only Fighting Quality Exhibited
By Champion Was Dogged Gameness
Mammoth Of Modern Ring Assmates More Cruel Punishment
Than Was Ever Before Melted Out TO Heavywsight
Champion

for the fact that Willard managed -
stay through it. This was due % only
one fact. Dempsey had tired himse1
out In the nrst round. willard ahoWo1
some slight recuperativs powsss. ~
II was only a fiaAh. What little ability
and strength he displayed Ia the 0o1S
ond session was due not 10 much -
himself. n to Dempseys leg and aIn
WEAKNESS after the great paos ~ hAA
SET and also to natural oau0n
rob him OF the victory which Wa4 ~
clearly his II he bided his t1mA =
Willard'S right eye Wa closed, n
face was smeared with blood, ana -,
WAS little more than 4 human puAGD-
Ing bag. and not much Of one - th4t.
when the second round came - -
end.
The third round was 4 rspet1t31o
Of the second, with willard gott3H8
more helpless with each punch. Oo04s
sey. although plainly tired. kept Co(&e
ing in, and the champion was utAA11y
powerless 70 stop him. He reeled hon
one end OF the ring to the other, ~
able to get out Of the way sof 31ly.
swing. and helpless in close dghA1n1
quarters.
BY the way. Dempsey cut loooo N9eh
a number Of beautiful right upp1R.
cuts Future aspirants for the t1l4e
may a. well know right now that
when they beat Dem sey snsy viii
have to lick = man no has more than
one good punch.
willard could not find hin ooe1ee
at the end OF the third. His soooAdo
led the cropping champion 70 his sat
and he crumpied up IN hts chair. ~
tho gong sounded for the fourth
round Willard announced ha was
through, following which hts seconds
tossed the towel In token Of surrender.
Summing 1t all up. Willard was too
old. too nab, too soft. both physically
and in mental ATTITUDE. He was .
champion. but he was not = fighter.
Dempsey, on the other hand, IL the
ideal age. the ideal weight. the ideal
type.
He may be q bit deficient in de-
Tense, but put this down a. 4 cola.
hard fact: he gave = man nifty pounds
heavier tbs most terrific beating ever
handed a heavyweight champion. and
there is no fighter In the limNlight to-
day who would stA-d a chance against
him.
In other words, Jack IL 4 real cham
pion. My hats off to Jack. the great
scrapper who measures up with the
worlds champion OF other days. -
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-07-05
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Games Today.
Chicago at Pittsburg.
st. Louis at Cincinnati.
Boston at Brooklyn.
New York at Philadelphia.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-07-05
Games To-day.
Warrington At New York
Philadelphia At Boston.
Detroit At Chicago.
Cleveland 1t St Louis.

Results Yesterday.
Washington, !: New York, fdrst
camel.
camel.
Philadelphia .; Boston. tarst
camel.
Philadelphia. 6: Boston tsseend
game>.
st. Louis. I: Cleveland , tdrst ganA1.
St. Louis, 1: Cleveland. II {secoaa
game).
Detroit. 4: Chicago. : fdrst gAmey.
Detroit /: Chicago. ; fsecond Oome).
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l8 40 8 !?
International League.

First game. Toronto, 0 Buffalo. 2.
second game: Toronto. /; Buffalo.
FIRST game: Binghampton. 4. Ro-
chester 8.
Second game: Binghampton. 1; Ro-
chester. 4
First game; Jersey City, 2; New
ark, s.
Second game Newark. 2: Jersey
City, o.
F1Sst game; Reading, ., Baltimore.
~.
( Second game Reading, .. Balti-
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-07-05

summary: Two-base hits-Poole t3).
H-rriott. Hinkev. Sacrifice hit-Roth
stolen bases--Hiu Heck. Double n,.ys
Poole to Pay; Heck to Roth to Kell,,.
Kelly to Roth Left on bases-Rtrh
mond. s: Petersburg. 5. Hits-OY I'm.
s,aub In six and on.-third innings
Struck out--By Bender, 4: by I'm
elauh, c. Base on balis--Off Unrlaub
Time OF eame--1:40 ITmplres-
ntle and LaRoaue Attendance
5000.
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Score BY lnnings.
Al Brooklyn-First Game.
RH.E.
Boston ..... l2o coo o0o---3 8
Brooklyn ..... 100 e10 o5x-7 IL 1
Batteries: Nehf and Gowdy: Galore
and kreuger.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-07-05
Morning Game

Score by Innings: r.
Richmond .......... .20l 600 o00-3
Petersburg 100 900 o;x-4
Summary: Two-hase hits. O'Brien.
Poole. Herriott Heck Sacrifice hits.
eilliland. O'Brien, Hitler. Struck out
by Pagan. 3: Larissey, 2. Base on
balls: or Pagan, 3: Larissey. o Left
on bases: Richmond. 5; Petersburg, 6.
Time OF Game. 1888. Umpires,
Orouque and Gentle.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-10-18
CAS- NELZE NAHRADlT'I.

& Vojnoy6, prav6 ak0 JIM indiyiduaste naezac Sc ma
pochodu hubby anebo pouh6hQ bubnu tni
6ev Pakze naItzai pobze bubnu, udrzui krok doko
male Jestize y5ak nalezaii dale dale, ato
achopnos tch Jest posupne nzovana kdyz konecne
sy6i vice zadnych zyuku, piestanou "dr2eti lToF.
A tax Jest to na&em ziyoe Zvo6 Jest t4koyt
proces Cas- bubenizem preypac hodpy eho bubnem
Paize vystoupie oEamzk fady, abyste 81 toto pfecet
proces berou dale Wv dee sebou. kazdeho dine
m6o by by dstvu prpomenuto faktum skuecn6 cenny
maeek kolem prebiha mia nepouzt Penize zracene
ohou b9ti op6t nabyy preztosi zracen6 mohou op6
yrdi ba dokonce pfaeIe ztracem mohou byu nahralnl
Ale ztraceny nikdy neyTdti
Thomas Jefferson. jenz nsdy neztratl okamziku, al
M psal prohl&&eu neodvos Spojene Staty anebo po
sa kosru osa do France psa dcel Mar@ "Iadna oaoba
nebude m pfie z5zov1ti 81 ztu kteHa ni-
kdy zadn6ho neztrata'
Paklize dodrzoyaH budee vzdy cas- udrzovat bu-
@ aeIe Wy a3 l1ay n15, Rg
zadnych obtizi pi udrzovan kroku
stanimi v0dc Ale H. kter su zavrhuj pax 81 mari
kali ze zadn5 5ho nenaji kte zuava stale vice vice
talovqch osud Jest poloyt hod0y Nychazeji du
kroha. unaHeni udychan konec dnq nach4zi ie
znavenejs naz iak eli individual jenz udrzovai
irontG q drZal roE ostatnmL
Pravl sa ze Gas sou peuize' TAX Jest tomu. NcboP
pealze sou covea nashromazdI snahou cas-
Jest benou ne ker epresetue veskert &kutetn6 snahy
Horf,4 my skueohe vtsledl>. Cas- peaze isou a tom
doo4 kdo tozdazaje yzdy mus TO trpod. Yypadni
stan am, mech 6oem sebe pfeju proccs seznas.
ak kdyz chces opd dohonit isl promeska pax
ze yuboc dohonls. Iusan pozadu sygm spatkami,
mech ably duh pferosa havu pon6yadz mcdowell a.
-bo nedbal Isl udrzovau kroku ostatnimi sezns
lo bude u pred sebou. Zrtu dverV jest ot6z ztraa
Iadne mich neni nutne ob6 zahrnue nekonetny ne
potIebny boz
Cas- sam selou jest rovn1 nem9ntemy proud. HodnIy
tsa asi kapse otda ednou dyacet ctyy no.
dmy puuie koen sluuce ednoH Komety idou
Vraci nasedoje jedna duhou. N5e jest
hadft royn6, stale Cas- em6ni ale de, udaosti pfle
zitosi m6ni kazdT okamzk ma pozon6-
ho vseho koem sebe 81 V5lmacho coVeka nebot Vynzko
yani her6kov yhodne hodny nUae mnit sPech. Jeden
lamzk bJt cenn6isi druy pohud 5ka pfezio
st zvsi vzdy cd tloyeb 1tery pouza veser6ho yd
b t,I,.. l4t,, l,,tt E 1rt,a
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-10-18

Aazdy Clov6k prum0rne schopnosti promenit ho-
dny sveho zvota doary zajimavou east jest pro
y kdoz milu obchod penze, re kazda hodna spravne
yyuztkovana tini prS hodnu iese xlnosnejs
yzrsta postupem casu paze prdrzova popred
Lee sprayny cennJ cov6k nebefe jako merit
pen6z jez n6ho ziskati mini pouze to-
muz4t sti Gm muzee odivat luzka Ike span zbavenl
starost pravo pouzti casu sveho ak bi Prave
pouz skuteGna rado neho, pTichaz pripad6 co-
y&ka skUtecn6ho muze zeny kdyz materani nunos pro
praci jsou skonGeny.
Kazda hodina spravn6 prozita intelgentnim covekem
produkova dollar Tataz hodna dobre sravena TIME
Gov6kem produkovat deset dvacet anebo uzec
nych mySenek.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-10-18
NEJPALCIVEJSI. OTAZKA.

Pred rokem kazdy mluyil 0
valce, dnes kazdy mluvi O
drahot6. Jako jame 81 pied ro-
KEN v5ichni co nejvfeleii pra-
Ii, ably va!ka byla privedena k
rychl6mu, Vit6zn6mu konci,
tax nyni vsichni z cele sv6 du-
s touzime, abychom co nejdfi
We zbaveni byli nepTitele mas
Vsechny baz rozdilu tolil u,i-
akuiiciho - drahoty.
Poslanecka sn6movna kon-
alesu pied n6kolika dny prUa-
Ia opatfeni, odporucovana pre-
sidentcm Wil5onam k odstran6
nj dlahoty, predlohn ohledne
kontroly mad chladirnami. JaE
dlouho senat bude potfebovati
ably osudu prodlohy rozhodl
medal sc pfedvidati, ponavad5
pred nedavrem Sc usnesl, he
bude prozatlm vyhradn6 Sc "a
bJNati nirovou smlouvou a W
ilmky uGini jen V neinun&i-
aich plipadcch. K tenn draho-
tn ziyOtn}ch pOtfnb sloVutni
statnici, nasem kongresu ia
-daiici, nepccitaii
Predloha zminena ustano,
vuj4 krone iin6ho, re potravi
ny chladirnach nesm6ji byti
ulozeny dele noz dvanact me
cicu, aby Sc mohlo to 0 usta
n5venl vymahati, mali MATTE
le chladiren byti donuceni, o.
Datiti ysechno zbozi razitkem
udavailcim, kdy Sc do chladir-
nv dcslalo. ] kdyz mirov&
srqiouNa do liaaalpaa.t,ispde W
llzena, ia uplyn9 zajist6 nej
mlno mesic nez dojde k hla-
soFHni o pfedIoze, chladir6n
Sc tJk&iic.. Jezto pax kapi a
l,sta Ilontro!ujlci chladirny a
farm@H Z nichz yeIka cas- je
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-10-18

Voz do urcite .miry. Ale ma ne
iaky takovy krok u nyneiSlho
kongresu n9lze doufati.
Zajimavyn by bylo, kdyby
Sc mohlo 'ziistiti, Jake mnoz-
stvi starych a prastarych po-
travin v chladirnach je uloze-
no. Doposud name tom pou-
he odhady, ma jichz spravno5t
Sc spolehati nemuzeme. Po-
tom bychom snad mohli spray
n6ji souditi, do Jake mlry chla
dirny mali vliv ma drahotu. Co
liu pfikladu jest pfitinou ne
Is ,ydateho zvyseni ceny kon-
serv lososovych z Alasky? Be
hem valky bylo tvrzeno, ze Vo-
jenska administrace zkoupila
veSkerou vyrobu tamnejsich
tovaren ma konservy. Kde Iii
staly ty velike zasoby, ktere ne
byly zpotfebovany? Trochu
svetla ma to vrhlo vySetrova-
nj, zavedene zakonodarnou
statu Michiganu OIL dne pri-
Gin drahoty. Jisty F. G.. Bar
nard Z Battle Creek udaVal
totiz pod prlsahou, ze spolko-
va vlada milliony plechoveE
/ Cerveneho lososa postoupil2
chicagskym jatecnim firmam
a sice ia cenu, kterou samG
platila, totiz "a S1.75 "a tu-
Get. Toto zbozi pax bylo proda
no velkoobchodum "a $2.52 ~
a sproslradkovatele "a ne musi
platit S4 30 "a 'tucet, cili 35c
"a plechoyku. Pan Barnard u
! vadel take~prlpady, nichz
4 konservy nebyly vladou proda
ny chicagskym jatkarum, ale
velkoobchodum. TAX pracujc
voiensky zasobovaci odbor
primo do rukou kapitalistic-
kych vydriduchu a poSkozujc
zajmy Sirokych vrstev lidu.
V posledni dob6 naSe hospo-
dyn6 mali nejv6tSi trapeni 8
cukr9m. Nejen re Ia n6j mu-
81 platit vysoke ceny, ale stez1
. mohou no dostati, ably osladily
zivot svym drahym. Cukerni
situaci jest velmi zamotanou a
jedna strana svaluje vinu na
druhou. Tvrdi Sc, re vlada mo-
hla docela snadno zabezpeeiti
nam pfisti drodu kubanskeho
/ cuRru. obnasejicl pres A milo
ny tun, za vsak to neucinila 4
, pro,o pry jest iistym, re ne
: pres rok budeme "a cukr pla-
titi ieSte vice nez nynl.
Je zvlaStnim, re pri panuil-
, ci drahote q nedostatku cukrl'
: obecenstvo tax malo ie nads2-
no pro uzlvanl cukerinu, sac
, charinu, ktery ia Valky ev-
: ropskych zemich vseobecn
byl uzivan a znamenite Sc O.
: sy6dtil. Kdyby Sc zde jeho u
: zivani rozsifilo, jiste by cana
] cukru kIesla. Kdezto vSal,
. cukr zazivacfm u3aroiim s.
assimiluje, vstreba, a ma ucir
J ky potravy, cukerin projde Il
: lem a ma tedy pouze cenu ia
ko sladidlo. Kde Sc jedna jen
j. O oslaZeni, ku pfikladu pfi k@
: We, cali, limonade a pod, MOI
no no docela dobre, uziti mistc
: cukru, ale nikoliv pfi zavafo,
Vani ovoce pfi peceni. Kaz-
, dym Zpusobem mohlo by s.
Jim mnoho cukru nahraditi .
.iste by to ,melo ucinek ma Il.
, praveni csn a ma zvyseni zasoE
he sliby jsou chyby, pfesyGd
cili Sc Nposlednim tydnu vsich
nj, kterl yefili prislibovani, q
drahota dosahla nejvySSlhC
bodu a nyni re ceny plijdon
dold Velke pekarny zdraziI>
chlcb, maslova bursa zdrazila
mlslo, Bude 4 toho Ease yyS
.Io>ant, ale iallo vsechna pred
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) ;!9!| n

koho bavil DEF Diblika z
hor, necht' pride poslechnou-
tt jeho veselejsi pokracovani
DIBLlKOVU DCERUSKU. O.
pa:rte ST cas- vstupenky, bude
prave tax cetna navsteva jako
fninule.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-11-21
Dr.. Edmund N. Kittum,s Dream

/ \
/ you win DO no such thing" replied
the Big Four. I'VE have made writ.
ten contract that We will fight, II
necessary. to keep all watches for
ever In the Same pockets In which they
are at present. Z besides, 1.-THE 1.-the
Man has promised to return the prize
after no has had Il for an uncertain
| time" i5e
"why doet he wish % have It for .
while. II no u not intending to keep
III" inquired No Clumsy Man inno-
Gently. Psi
"Hushi hushy" cried the Big -Four.
ITO ask such a QUESTION suggests q
doubt In regard to his truthfulness.
That touches Ms honor aad he has
been very sensitive about his honor
ever since he failed to return the Core
an watch to the owner. u you ask
! such questions as that, you win get US
I'all into trouble"
One Of the Big Four was named
Uncle. When he reached home ana
told the Eephews about the matter
and asked them to approve the agree
ment Ne had made with the other
Three. some OF the Nephews refused
to sign. and declared 1t was shame
to rob the Clumsy Man OF his watch.
But Uncle persisted that everything
he had done was Just right, ana that
every Idiot and Tee-cross In the con-
tract was exactly what 1t ought to b.
He went about talking md arguing
from group TO group until his strength
was exhausted. t%tat"
One Of Uncle's friends who had
splatters Of Ink upon his back. peered
at the Nephews that were indignant.
Uncle saw the Fighting Man taking
the watch from the Clumsy Man." he
said: you didn't insist then that I'm
Gle should protect the innocent from
robbery. Why are you indignant now?
You are not honest. An you want Is to
make trouble for Uncle"
Uncle did see the first robbery"
they answered. but he had no part
in 1t. In this case he helped the rob-
Der and signed q paper indorsing the
act and promising to aid him In keep
ing the booty. This II . very differ
emit case"
But the Man with Splatter OF Ink
upon his Back continued to repeat his
Little .Fallacy over and over again.
I'VE should, Worry" said the Eeph-
ews. "
A few moments later, saw the
Clumsy Man creeping sadly homeward.
wished him to know I was his friend,
but could think Of nothing appropriate
to say, so asked q foolish question.
what, Is the word for Watch in
your languageT T.-
"Shantung." he replied. while the
tears filled his eyes.
EDMUND NJ. vITTUM.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-11-21
Or. srEIsEa's NEW SOCK.

DR.. z. A. Steiner has published thru
the George n. Doran Company a novel
entitled "Santus Spiritus and Com
pany," which is from literary stand
point the best work Of the author Of
"On the Trail Of the Immigrant" THE
Immigrant Tide" and other efforts
dealing with the problem Of immigra-
ton. All DR.. Steiner's books are In
teresting. This latest book Is more.
II IS interesting and It has literary
style and quality that reminds one OF
the best Of Russian and Slavic fiction
writers.
Realism, dramatism and romance are
mingled with a sure hand. guided by
the intimate knowledge and under
standing of the Siav which IL the
authors birthright 1t Is the express
sion Of people and a personality with
touches Of characteristic humor. In
sort It is the best this capable author
and advocate Of the immigrant has
done. Whether we agree with his con-
illusions and accept his viewpoint
wholly Is incidental to the merit OF the
work, which Is great from the stand
point whence It Is written and IN its
high literary merit
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-11-21
IOWA. Novr,Drr ], lsl.

ana the maps % the world cnsnssa
over and svor again ana place ana
glory and power traded for kisses
since Eve worked Adam In the Oar
den and Helen raised ructions at Troy
bu, this IL tho first instance In history
where that saiutation, once . common
greeting and even now tina sign OF,
brotherhood and humility Of certain
seots (no, sex), hA been the moving
cause OF a mayors resignation. And
while we think Of 1t In passing that
resignation may mark a historical
epoch. Who ever heard Of mayor
resigning or saw dead mule2 l.a
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-11-21

Editor Of the Times Republican
have hnd a queer dream which may
interest you.
saw a man walking slowly along
the street. He looked good nntured
and financially prosperous. he was
largo and awkward, he wore q long silk
grown, ana evidently could neither run
nor fight, / called him the Clumsy
Man Among other ornaments he wore
n watch with a long gold chain, evil
IDENTIFY an heirloom, for upon II was
engraved tho name of the most famous
man among his ancestors. t.
This Clumsy Man was set upon by q
strong. heavily armed soldier. whom
1 called tho Fighting Man. This Fight
Ing Man soized the watch. broRe the
chain In the middle. and marched off
with his prize.
A little later. the Fighting Man
stumbled over some obstruction and
fell. While he was on his hands and
knees, q small. active, efficient look
ing man. whom called the 1.-the Man.
rushed upon him and struck his hand
such q sharp blow that he dropped the
watch. The 1.-the Man picked up the
watch and departed. AS he walked
along the street, / saw four importan,
looking citizens following him. One
said to another, Good work! good
work." I called them the Big -Four.
Soon the 1.-the Man met the Clum-
sly Man. II have rescued your watch
from the Fighting Man." he said.
ha (NIfryf, uxr
Man, extending his hand.
"No! am not going to give II to
you," said the 1.-the Man. Il shall keep
1t for myself, and want the other
half Of the chain" 81 f.. ss-...,,. .. -
THAT would be robbery" exclaimed
the Clumsy Man. .,... .....a -;
mo robbery no robbery" shouted
the Big Four In chorus. It was the
Fighting Man that robbed you The
1.-the Man took It from one who did
not own it, and had no right to 1t. That
was not robbery. He helped us, and
we promised him something"
II also helped YOU" whimpered the
Clumsy Man. IF you owe him a debt,
why do you take my watch to use as
paymentT' = -ss-g :
because we have nothing OF our
own we wish to spare. We promised
him the watch and other half OF the
chain and we are here TO see that he
gets It" g. =. sr -
II cannot fight now" responded the
Clumsy Man with more dignity. "But
II you take anything of mine.a 1t will
be without my consent and under my
protest. With your help he may rob
me now, but Ishali train in the gym
nasium until I become strong enough
to whip him; then I shall take back
my watch" ~ - -~N '--
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-11-21

evsrwhslnsd In ths senate and thu
pact 90 thru at tho wilsonian DOM
mand seem 70 need considerable rsvi.
sion.
Rhode Island has tho distinction OF
being tho national East Dubuque.
The miners. thru a colored attorney,
suggest that they might go to work
for three months on co per cent IN
crease and six-day time. or course
tho 90 pc rcent increase lis the main
thing. The thirty hour week could
be postponed ninety days However,
having come to the showdown we'd
better look at the cards.
Republican sentiment seems to be
crystallising about Lowden and Wood
with the accent on Lowden. Vs..
II Is mighty hard for the people OF
the state to take Governor Harding fe-'
riously except as a politician ano
equally hard to hold confidence In any
OF his later professions. The Rathbun
case Is still recent history.
ess
The Harvard observatory has dis
covered eighteen new stars. Where
does this leave Mary pickford and
William G. McAdoo7
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-11-21
Topics of the Times

Perhaps, II Preacher Schunnnn had
not been q German and preacher nc
might hive got away with IL and be
publishing an alleged farm journal IN
low. instead of spending a term In a
federal penitentary.
It seems that the presidential steam
roller ran against one OF those tanks
and stopped right where they met.
Awful thought: II they're going to
abandon all the trains how're the foot
ball teams going to get togethsr7
Somebody suggests that the ret
aliens be deported to Mexico. Mexico
has been mean and devilish but sure
ly she hasn't deserved that.
It would be most interesting II the
iyceum bureaus would explain who
pays the" league Of nations propa-
gandists which have been featuring
about the country.
The predictions SO confidently made
that the reservationists would b.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-11-21
BECAUSE Ne KISSED BfN,

Mayor Thompson, OF Waterloo. ID ex-
mayor by resignation. He concluded
to quit under the barrage from the at
torney generals office.
SO far as press reports 90 the prime
accusation against tho mayor is that
arnistice was declared. They gay they
have the goods on him and can prove
he kissed her, not behind the door but
openly, brazenly in the face Of Water
loo and Of a shocked and Mortified
world.
Bob Ingersoll used to tell story OF
a Jew who slipped into eating house
one bright sunny day and ordered pork
chops greasy. When he mad devoured
them and came furtively out Of the
restaurant the sky had changed from
blue to black and a heavy thunder
storm was raging with lightning leap
ing zig sag from cloud to cloud. The
Jew looked up into the angry heavens
and remarked to himself, What
OF fuss to make over one lit
tie pork chop"
Coincidentally It does seem that an
awful fuss was made over one little
labial salutation upon armistice day
II that's all the attorney general had
On the mayor,
Another puzzl!ng thing IS why the
smack the mayor gave the lady should
so reverberate IN the halls Of the de-
partment Of justice, place 80 sound
proof that the swats and wallops Of
knock out fights and the climatic yells
of frenzied fight fans do not penetrate
there tho divided only by a few blocks
and an incoDsequential river. For the
attorney general has never known OF
| a prize fight, or a boxing match to
! which admission is charged ever hav-
| ing been pulled of in Des Noines mol
has he been notified OF such unholy
| diversions. So he writes over his sig
| nature. That's what makes it 30 seem
insly passing strange that little kiss
| delivered at Waterloo should make
the welkin ring SO at Des Moines.
The probabilities are that the Wat.
erloo mayor exercised that discretion
which Ia reputed to be the better part
Of valor. The inference is that he wa.
wise. That, however, does not explain
the peculiar acoustic properties Of thu
attorney generals office
Let other mayors watch their stel
be they welded, widower or bachelor
II they must indulge IN OSCILLATION Ie
them for safetys sake kiss the janitor
The ban is on the. ruby lips OF lovely
women The general will get 70,
If you don't watch out. $
But there's surely difference III tn,
carrying quality OF the smack Of Al
uppercut starting from the heed an,
landing resonanly upon tbs v,ctim'l
Jaw or the swift application oe I
straight right to tbs marx aaA tina
Of a huss implanted On the willing
cheek Of woman. Why7 Also how?
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