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BRITISH VETERANS
STRONG FOR PRINCE

LONDON, Nov. 12.-If the Kingship
of England were vacant and elective
there is little doubt that the Prince of
Wales would receive the unanimous
vote OF the soldiers from the front.
Il During the war he won his way
into the hearts of not only his fellow
officers but of the ordinary soldiers
by his democracy. humaneness, and
insistent desire to get into things
himself.
II was a constant worry on the
part of his fellow officers to keep him
reasonably out of danger. and the
persistency with which the Little
Prince" as he is affectionately called,
would try to get into the front line
trenches caused no small amount OF
anxiety to the headquarters staff.
His own feelings in this respect
were expressed in a letter he sent to
a chum of his in England when he
was in Flanders.
"It is damned rotten being
prince" he wrote. and then pathetic
to the trnches, but they send me
back"
A fellow officer of the Grenadier
Guards, the regiment to which the
prince is gaZetted, said:
THE prince is a corker. He showed
up at the mess one afternoon and
burst out: I've come for tea and /
hope its" mentioning the name OF
a well known whiskey.
The princes language is by no
means royal, and he can and does
express himself with a force and
picturesqueness that would do no in
justice to a Mississippi river pilot.
When he makes a mistake or an
oversight he is quick to acknowledge
and rectify it. A story illustrating
this is told OF his visit to Egypt.
Accompanied by an officer. the
prince cantered by a group of Anzacs
and failed to notice or acknowledge
their salute.
Along their line there ran the sig
nal: "One. two, three, four, five. six
seven, eight, nine, out"
The prince turned to the officer in
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BRIDE FOR PRINCE
PUZZLES BRITAIN

Where, on the face of the earth is
the Prince of Wales to find himself
a wife?
This is a question which all Britain
is wondering over and one that is
causing a very great deal OF specula-
ton.
1t is generally conceded that neither
the King or Queen OF England have
been able to formulate any plans for
the marriage of their heir, nor have
they been able to form an opinion as
to a suitable consort for the prince.
Matter of State.
or course it is largely a matter of
state and the princes hand will be
bestowed, sad as 1T may seem. where
il will accomplish the most good.
There is in existence a pretty story
about a youthful love affair involv-
ing the prince and the Grand Duchess
Olga, daughter of the former Car of
Russia, but that. of course. is all past
now.
Then, early in the war. it was ru-
mored that the prince might marry
Princess Victoria, daughter of the for
mer German Kaiser, as a means OF
bringing about the reconciliation of
England and Germany, but with the
tottering and fall of the House of
Hohenzollern this pretty little plan
passed over.
Favor Fife Princess.
Present rumors seem to favor one OF
the Fife princesses, daughters Of the
Princess Louise, sister of King
George, but it is not a marriage that
would be particularly pleasing to
English politicians.
The prince is twenty-five years OF
age and his marriage within the next
few years is a matter of much con-
cern to English royalty. The prince
himself, If reports le true, is not
much worried over the matter and it
would surprise few if an entirely
democratic marriage were to be ar
ranged for him.
1t is said, IN fact. that the prince
may see fit to choose his wife from
among the English nobility irrespec-
tive of political merits
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of his lightning, quick-change turns.
The Naval Division had just come
home and were drawn up in the
Horse Guards, London. The prince
spoke to the men for twenty minutes,
from horseback, and his voice, clear
and ringing. and slightly Cockney,
carried to every corner of the parade
ground. And what he said-without
a solitary note-was not the stereo-
typed royal balderdash. but jolly
good human stuff, bringing the men
all through their battles in France
and causing whole punches of them
to look down.
And now 1 see him once again.
He is in my club in London and has
been made a member by reclamation.
Is he nervous. stand -offish, royal?
Straight from the table he makes
for the bar, about turns, and says:
I'm a member now, eh?'
Yes"
$50 can stand a drink, eh?'
yes"
Drinks all round, please. bar
man"
P. Sim afraid this is rather an
unfortunate ending. What he really
asked for was iced water all round"
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WALES FORCED TO
~ use LEFT HAND

Prince Edward is afflicted with the
"greeters' ague."
Handshaking Americans have just
worn him out and his right hand has
become so cramped and sore from re-
peated shaking that the prince has
taken to presenting his left hand in
greeting.
Even upon his arrival yesterday.
when he was being introduced to the
various officials that greeted him at
the station, the prince invariably pre-
sented his left hand.
The action attracted notice. and
when asked to explain it a member of
the princes suite said:
His right hand is sore from being
shaken so much"
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the tremendous disadvantage this
young man has been at in developing
his own individuality and self against
the crusninS system of a royal court
A royal prince is mollycoddled and
brought up in cotton wool-no, not
brought up, incubated. He mustn't be
brought near the world-horrid, con-
taminatinG thing. Goggles, admitting
only the roseate OF life, are glued to
his face by nursie as he lies in the
cradle, and kept firmly in position
ever after. At least, that's the idea,
and was the idea of the present Queen
OF England in relation to her first
bora. Apd-heaven help us!-Iet no
woman, not even the vamping daugh-
ter of a duchess, cross the prince
ling's path. He must be reserved for
hts first cousin, the Princess Agatha
Of Sax-huny. So please don't
be toe hard on royalty. They're more
handicapped in life than most of us
Well. he who is now here was
smiled on by Jupiter & Co., or was
II. more particularly, by Mars? At
all events, the war. coming when IL
dto, transformed him from a prince
INTO a man, gay and debonair, human.
very human, dignifed, yet natural. in
teligent and choc-a-bloc with that
priceless asset, savoir faire. In Eng
Leho you near MIN most often referred
Z" as "a good lad" And you hear
people. and many quite wise peonIe.
say ne has saved the royal idea In
england for another generation at
least
Usually Get q aDud.r
For kingship is a discon certing
gamble. Usually you get a "dud," but
when you get a good one. when you
turn up trumps-why, his majesty is
worth his weight In negroid pearls In
the general scheme of things,
The Prince of Wales is "trump"-at
least we think SO in England.
He went to the war, to the front. in
November, 1914, and remained there
till the Rhine. He repeatedly, to the
writers knowledge, tried to nght in
the trenches with his regiment, the
Grenadier Guards. but, as repeatedly,
such privilege was denied him by
parent in Buckingham Palace. How
ever. he did the next best thing. He
virtually lived with the guards all the
war, first when as a brigade they
went over the top at Loos, under Lor 4
Cavan, and afterward. when, as a d.
vision under General Fielding. thew
bore the brunt of every famous battle
in the British war in France AMI
Flanders.
Edward Pip"-he signs himself
Edward p" the ''P" standing for
prince, and this "P- was at once mill
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COURT APPOINTS. RECEIVER
FOR THE HUGHES MARKET

Chief Justice Mccoy Of the District
Supreme Court today appointed Will
liam q. Carter as receiver of the
Hughes Market, at. 1245 Twentieth
street northwest, following suit
fhed by Golden & Co., who alleged .he
defendant company owed them S5,101.-
II and is indebted to other firms. The
court is informed that William Y.
hughes. president of the company.
has relinquished the management of
the firm. Insolvency vs. charged.
The Washington times., 1919-11-12
SOUTH CAROLINA STATE
SOCIETY WILL MEET

Discussion of business and social
activities for the winter season will
mark meeting of the South Carolina
State Society. TO be held in the Will
son Normal Community Center, Elev-
enth and Harvard streets northwest,
this evening at s:30 o'clock Fol-
lowing the business sessions there
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''An Will Like Him.

Anybody who comes near Albert
Edward this next day or so-eyen De
valera-wnl like him-won't be able
&c help 1t And /. future subject Of
the said Albert Edward, do raise my
hat the higher to him because, like
most people in England, 1 appreciate
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By CAPT. FERDINAND TUoHY.

Albert Edward, aged twenty-five and looking like a
pretty boy of eighteen fair haired blue eyed and with
complexion jour epater la femme, has quite much
Man in him he conveniently hold down and reconcile
with his situation prospective sovereign of half million
millions of people It's of ''Man in corpore
puellae.'
He's comeback-shs sounds fearfuly mpertinent-
not from dad but from granddad that excellent old sports
who managed to be entirely English and fatally fas
cinating, despite his cultural Guelphc grunt.
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will be refreshments and dancing In
the bail room All former residents
Of South Carolina. whether membersS
OF the society or not. have been in
vited TO attend the meeting.
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Don't let careless expenditure make
a sieve of your purse. Buy wisely
and increase your savings by invest
Ing In War saving Stamps.
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Cnp your Liberty Bond coupons s.&
exchange them for W. q. g. tAerssy
aiding yosrseif and yesr esuntry.
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Prince Edward Changed
From Coddled Boy To
Man of Energy By War

Ho the transformed Engdnds nouycoddle
Capt Tuoy Nth
the British forces
The Washington times., 1919-11-12

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tarized into the telephone clarity
pronunciation. "Pip"-Edward Pip
had his car blown off the road by a
shell, near Loos, but such is no cri-
terion at all of his life as an officer.
He was always in and out of the line,
sometimes on intelligence work, for
which he got his Military Cross, and
spent no happier nights than in his
own battalion mess.
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THE MORRIS TRIBUNE

J. c. MORRISON, Editor and Publisher.
E. w. NOBBS, City Editor.
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Have You Seen Him.

Did you meet the all his pleasing
in the store Office and his growls
and snarls for the family at home? So have
We have been in his place of business when the
phone He took down the receiver placed it
said, "Helo-o with the rising Infection when he
learned that the party at the other end of the
'only his wife" he dropped octave two and said
'Whadda va want?' If the intruder in apologize
tone explained that he should bring home
order that she might his dinner he grunted
banged the innocent receiver back in place.
And picture that fellow when he carries
home the provisions for the table throws it down
if he really deserved lot of credit act And
if the steak not epicurean taste
more frowns.
After the meal his twelve-cent cigar is lighted and
he grabs the evening while other half clears
the table, shakes the cloth washes wipes the
dishes.
IT, when she comes into the living room she hands
him bill of kind, he frowns and wonders why in
the dickens woman can't exercise little economy
and he lights another twelve-center.
We think that fellow ought to forced to take that
womans place just day. at least Let him
and fry buckwheat cakes serve them to the
others while they're hot him sit down and eat
couple of cold Then after washing the dishes he
can sweep and dust Then it will be time on the
noon meal. Dishes again. He may have time to shave
and clean little. Have missed anything ladies'
Sure have But have laid enough to keep that
crouch busy for a while.
If he only knew how easy it is to smile-Exchange
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Promise And Performance

When Director General McAdoo took the rail-
he informed the Senate Committee that the roads
were already earning 800, 600 year than
the STANDARD return promised them during Government
control and with economies to be effected through unified
operation he confidently hoped for profit to the Govern
ment. The critics of private railway management sharp
ened their pencils figured the profit the Government
going to make at various ranging from $780,,
100000 to $1,000 900 yearly AS matter of fact in
spite of rate increases which have added something like
900 to the income of the they show
ing these huge deficits. How it be? The
to include three factors two of which
less determinabe; huge increases in wages huge in
lessened efficiency in labor under Government opera
100000 year has been added to the payros which,
with the given by the private operators 1916
and 1917 makes total wage increase of $780, OOO
The Interstate Commerce Commission allowed the rail-
road companies to add 900 to their
and the Government added $1,000, 100000 year in
1918 Thus, before the factor of increased
plies is reached at ALL there net deficiency $780,
100000 year, the amount by which wage increases
coed the rate Increases The railroads buy per
cent of all the bitumnous coal mined, their total
coal bill is 900, which has increased pre-
years by less than $25OO 900 They are pay
ing 900 for steel products that already
have deficiency in income, as compared with pre-
years, of nearly $500 900. Greater
terals and supplies other than steel will greatly
swell this that it is not difficult to understand the
present inability of the roads to their keepFrom
"The Progress of the World Review of
Reviews for May, 1919
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due to propaganda conducted by demagogs. The
agitators only capalzng the sentiment which they
find. Whether their motive in capalizng it is to make
money to to promote the of the
MARKHAM idea immateral The essential fact is that
they capitalizing it.
The farmer is not by nature socialist. His bust
and environment make him individualist. For
generations he has pred in money and in independence
from ownership of land, and he will not yield
omic order which will ultimately dspossess him of his
land he redress for his grievances and find
solution of his economic problems in another
will risk state ownership of the instrumentaes
needed for marketing his products it, through coopera
tive effort he establish agencies which WILL by the
competition they make effective limit the privately
owned marketing agencies to reasonable profit He will
accept the ineciency of haphazard political control
he justice through cooperative enterprises
whether they be terminal elevators mills packing
honestly and economically managed.
to socialism,
Ii those who believe that it would be tragedy for
to lose the incentive for growth and development
which individual ownership gives, would acknowledge
the truth of that statement and give to
cooperative effort the Boshevst agitator would de-
eide to economic time and labor by combining his actvi
ties to Russia-the land where cooperation was
recognized and individualsm never had chance.
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the pests are at worst a necessary

the pests are at worst necessary
evil.
This viewpoint is wholly wrong.
Flies can be eliminated when the
public awakes to the necessity of con-
certed action. In the meantime, the
individual householder can greatly
reduce their numbers by keeping his
own premises clean and thus not on
ly preventing f1y-breeding but less
ening the chances of obtaining a sup
ply of flies from careless neighbors. -
screen your house thoroughly, "
adds DR.. Riley, "and by the use of
sticky fly paper and 'swatting' get
rid of the strays which escape this
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THE CHURCH

Some things and commonplace
that have to redicover them about every often in
keep ourselves falling grevous
1t just to that the church is institution
to which the most of give altogether little thought
yet there phase Of life in which the church is
not after all the determining factor
The church set its approval upon the mating of our
parents dictated education, vsed the
laws and customs under which do business inspired
and preserved the fine and liberal arts sent it's mission
the uttermost parts of the world
trader and promoter cleaned out the institution of
slavery other respectable has de-
the destruction of the saloon. Socialism or any
other political system which the church is fore
doomed to failure The church is the repository
external principles of right living, quiet
fuence guides the thoughts and actions of men from
the cradle to the grave.
Better go a while
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A Checkmate to State Socialism

(Theodore Christensen IN Dawson SentineD
The late Legislature had under consideration two
measures which vitality affected the cooperative move
ment Both of these introduced by Elias
Nordren of Chisago county by the editor of this
paper One, which removed the limitation on the CAP
tal1zaton of cooperation associations extended the
period OF their corporate existence thirty years. re-
srlcted the profits of promoters and recoded laws
lating to cooperation, became The other which
provided for annual examination the books and ac-
counts of cooperative by the public examin
er to prevent fraud and defacation in
their business passed the House met defeat in the
Senate owing to the failure of the members of the
called upper house to act upon it.
These measures and the bill to create state De-
partment Of Agriculture, which became law were the
most important of all that considered dur
ing the last session. which affected agricultural inter-
ests. Their Importance however, not only in the
fact that they would give the farmers Of state an
opportunity to comparatively in the solution of mar
keng problems. By making cooperative effort safe BY
eliminating that class of promoters who moved by
desire for large commissions rather than passion for
cooperation by protecting the stockholders credit
ors of such associations against the fraudulent
Cner own employees, the proposed cooperative
oHered to the producers of the state to obtain
the benefits that the most optimistic of state
ownership claimed without the obvious dsadvant-
ages of socialism
The farmers Of the Northwest have grievances It
would be idle to claim that the discomfort which exists
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Are You On The List?

Dealers in fake stocks have what they call "suck-
lst?'
Names of people who have money and are willing
to part with said money in exchange for beautifully
Autographed stock certificates enrolled thereon
Is your written there?
The fakrs know that never before have people in
the United States had much money Practically
one has Liberty Bond two tucked away carefully
Viewing the situation, the stock statesmen think
it pity that so much should lie loose
and they going after it, They smooth plausible
gentry who could doubtless sell ham to a synagogue
The best way to save your bonds, we'll as your
sefrespect to turn deaf the fairy tales that
the statesmen will tell you Any who offers you large
rate of interest investment will surely sting you
Stocks that paying big dividends are not being
haWked around the country. Even If your name is on
the sucker list it is not necessary for you be one
Play the game safe! Keep your bonds-Winnebago
City Enterprise.
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Various cities in the United as we'll as Paris
and other large cities turnout the world scenes
of serious roting May first which international
labor day. celebrated by socialists all over the
world. The people who take part these demonstra-
lions opposed to all government hear in America
at least there should be their doctrines and
the display of their red flag should be prohibited
allows the freest expression of opinion any
ization which teaches destruction should
not be able to enjoy the rights the protection
Of government. Some states, Minnesota among them
prohibits the display of the flag but congress should
take hand and prohibit its display at any point the
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Fly Bigger Villain Than Louise

1.-The housefiy, when we consider
its source, its manner of life, and it's
relation to our food and drink, is
not one whit less disgusting than is
the louse," says w. A. Riley, the
chief of the entomology division of
the Minnesota college of agriculture.
1T is even greater menace to health
for it has been implicated as a carrier
of more diseases than has the louise.
And yet today the louise is scarcely
mentionable in polite society, while
we not only tolerate housefies in
store and restaurants, but even in
our homes. There is a very general
feeling on the part of the public that