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The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Business Is Business

Any of aside
things stir the emotions fight that has fought
tnion of the league Of nations dpassionatey will be likely
rive at this:
- Business is business"
For with the object of maintaining peace penalty
tion is economic boycott, under said constitution
offending to be dubbed by an international
policeman have
Such the OF all the and conference
constitution Grant that this plainly by
uon ITSELF and the thought of the reader naturally
along such line this:
The world has become seeing organized
what
upon any violating purposes
that But boycott the business
only would that nations and
would crushing upon shop
other individual enterprises that lowering
while the living materials
necessity all the foreign nations
1t be expected that the of nation
have the say hereafter, whether there shall shall
The business boycott would hit them Immediately directly.
Concedng that the international trade boycott would do
trick, what is the outlook for the United States?
First thing that is the tremendous fact that
all the civilized the only that
fully boyottcd We completely selfsupportng
fee, rubber Moreover,
material nations that would great
participating boycott OF In other words,
would stand the league the only that need fear
high penalty OF the league
In position with such prcrogative
afarthc danger would lie impairment
national sovereignty loss OF Monroe doctrine
but rather feeling oats and going mperistc
enterprises.
Verify would that the OF the got
geher Paris olemny decided that business business and the
the checks which,
all is cinch.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

returned Tuesday from Paris, where
he has been stationed for a year and
a half as an auditor for the War de-
paTtment.
Wilver Connors has returned TO the
casting room after serving for sew
eral months on a proof press in the
monotype section.
In the ruling and sewing section
half a hundred employees are sent on
leave every day to accommodate the
incoming night workers and avoid a
layoff.
Miss Margaret A. OConnell has
been transferred from the job to the
bindery section.
John Patterson has returned to the
machine shop after an extended leave
in Baltimore, Boston and Philadelphia
John Weidman is absent from the
keyboard room enjoying several days
leave.
Lawrence F. McNally has been ap-
pointed as messenger in the job Sec
ton.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
CAN'T BEAT "TIZ"
when FEET HURT
"Tiz" for sore, tired, pufed-uP,
aching, callous.d feet
or corns.

You can bo happy-footed Iu a Moo
meuJ. J-se 'Tiz" and never suffer
with tender. raw. burning. bIistcroE-
swollen. tired. smelly feet. ''Tiz' and
only 'Tiz" takes the pain and SORE
ness out Of Corns, calluses and
buniOus-
As soon n you put your feet in a
'Tiz" hath, YOU just feel the haT7.-
ness soaking IN. How good your poor
old feet feel. They want 10 dance for
.a, liz" Is grand. "Tiz'' instantly
draws out all the poisonous cNUda-
..u... wIHcA pun up your feet and
rru-,. sore. infiamcd, aching. sweat,
smelly feet.
Get = g5-ccur box Of "Tiz' at any
drug store or department store. Get
instant foot relief. Laugh al foot SUI
Tcrers who complain. because yuu~
feet are never. never EoinE TO bother
or make you limp any more.-Ady.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
THE PARAGRAPHER'S
NEWS VIEWS.

In dealing with Germany the al
lies had better adopt as their motto.
Take the cash and let the credit
go.'-CharlestOn News and Courier.
Strange no one has thought to list
current prices among the seven
modern wonders of the world
Philadelphia Inquirer.
And now it appears that Champ
Clark is accused of the unpardon-
able sin. He criticised WILSON,
New York Morning Telegraph.
Dr. Albert is to be Under SeCrc-
tary of State in the new German
government. Let us hope that he
will not lose his portfolio as he did
over here.-New York World.
An aerial league of nations is ad-
vOcated by two British generals now
at Washington. That would almost
seem to be the kind that Mr.. Lodg"
and Mr.. Borah are after-Spring-
field Republican.
Woman forcibly baked in two at
tempts to row from New York to
Denmark-probably would like to
know what freedom of tn" seas
really means.-New York Herald.
May we not ask the weather man
to be perfectly frank with us and
say when he expects to bring on his
winter or whether he intends to pun
it off to another year ar?--PhiladeIphia
Press.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
The Road Builder.

Ii things now when the world was new
And each man had a given task to do,
I'd choose to be a maker of a path
Beside which some brown running brook might laugh
Around which should with purpose run, and be
Smooth for the feet OF age infancy.
And 1t should be WIDE hard avenue
For progress to come grinding harshly through;
But 1t should wed the town and farm, and seek
With trlendllness to reach and help the weak
There should be trees to shelter all who stray
And those who bear the burden of the day;
And flowers to lure lovers there walk
And MI the air with soft and thrilling talk
I'd be builder Of a road and see
A way made safe for all who followed me-
GRACE ID. B. GELDERT
in the. Cotton Oil Press
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Junk Isn't "Worthless Rubbish" in War
or Peace!

Old
Twisted bits OF old
Fragments OF ole chairs.
Just junk OF 4 dumpground
An irsghty heap o rubbish:
lind
There 5 absolute rubbish.
Rubbish has o something of no worth.
Everything has worth and
Nou have eyes Sec eyes lighted by imagination
Open your eyes.
Those bits OF into other
forms.
The battered filthy recoverable in the
acid bath OF the chemist and be o
In the wartime junkpilc iron avagcd
to shrapncl
That shrapnd helped defeat the armies OF tyranny
Never talk OF worthless rubbshw
Remember the junk OF freedom
II that junk could the
of peace a well
Old iron recovered and used
war. 1t will be n the days
there forgotten things away for
years that valuable
Open eyes, aligIt with aginaion will them.
Open your eyes!
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Are We Downhearted? No!!!

IN American first correspondent then in active
Red Cross work back from Europe Two New girls
would they slipped
Town o death n he OF thcr choice
Well this American explains this She Everybody
feels useless The and the little strong
weak and they feel each that they done
% teof all that needs be done Never did
work is far than the OF the
Not doubt there's point this Day day
choice We buck and best in the days
be glum and it's doing anything
Every real American knows which take
hold Of This located
and who knew how buck up the
days tussle.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Jury Acquits Bud Nelson
Of Selling Bootleg Booze

Bud" Nelson. well known in local
sporting circles. was acquitted of a
charge of selling liquor by a jury
before Judge Hardison in police
court yesterday afternoon. ending
one of the most ,hard-fought boot
leg" trials yet held. The jury de-
liberated nearly all day.
Nelson was arrested February 90
by Sergt. w. F. Burke. of the First
precinct. after an alleged statement
by Nelson that he had been to Bal
timore and purchased whisky.
The sale is alleged to have been
made in Ninth street soft drink
establishment to an agent Of the
police.
Nelson admitted going to Balti-
more and buying whisky. but stated
in his own behalf that he had done
so at the request of a friend.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
A LINE O. CHEER
EACH DAY O. THE YEAR
BY John Kendrick BnnEs.
UNREAL TROuBLEs

UNREAL TROUBLES,
Copyright, 1919. by the Mcclure Newspaper
Syndlcate.)
If I must have an i'll may it be real.
That / may meet it eye-to-eye and
fight,
And wheresoever 1t may strength re-
veal
Get after it with all my main and
might
The woe that but impends, and wears
the mind
With worry deep, and most vex-
atious care,
Is harder fighting than the reaIler
% kind
For when you come TO strike-it
isn't there.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Her Part in the War.

Two negro women were discuss
ing the war.
Well. honey" said Aunt Caro-
line, Il done give two sons to
this here war"
Lord. chile. that amt nothin'. ''
replied Matilda. u got three hus-
bands over there now. and II this
last one ] got don't do better I'm
Cwine send him over soon" -
Pittsburgh Chronicle-Tclegraph.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Enterprise in Arfan,s,

Z. I. Bennett and wife, Of EyI-
rania, have moved In the Kirbv
Pearson residence. Charley viii
deal In anything from hound p.up
10 automobile; says he can make
more by accident that he can bv
farmng.-Oak Grove Correspond-
ence OF Lonol1e Newx
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Daniels Defends Design
OF D. S. Medal for NAVY

Secretary Daniels yesterday de-
Tended the design accepted as a dis
tlnguished service medal of the navy,
which is being criticized by members
of the American Fine Arts Society.
He said that the design submitted
by the society was turned down in
favor of the one accepted on the
unanimous recommendation of the
navy council. which is composed Of
the various bureau chiefs.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
D. H. THOMAS, BANKER,
DEAD In BALTIMORE
Aged Financier Is Survived by Son
and Daughter.

Baltimore. March 12.-Douglas Han
son Thomas, one of the most promi-
nent citizens of Baltimore, died in the
Hotel Belvedere at o'clock this after
noon. He was - years old.
Death was due to a general break
down. He had been i'll for about eight
cen months. He is survived by his
daughter, Mrs. Robert Hooker Steven
son, jr.. of Boston, and one son. John
Hanson Thomas.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Barnum Was Right.

That yOug fellow looks fur
tive. Isn't he apt to try to pinch
something?" Nav" said the eX-
perienced jeweler; he wants 10
buy an engagement ring
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Room for One More.

Old Man-Yes. sir. son; there's
always room at the top.
Young Msn-You bet I'm
waiting for the elevator to take
me up.-New York Globe.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Accounted For

Birds in their little nests agree.
Or so the poet sings:
They doubtless have q league. YOU
see.
Tor they were born with wings
New York Sun
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
A Scarce Bird.

What I- the defendants rep
utation for Neracity ." asked the
judge.
Your Honor" said the wit
moss. I've known him 70 admit
that he had been fishing all DAY
and hadn't got a single bite
Detroit Free Press.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
More H c. of /.

You mustn't eat while angry
or excited" HUH" That is
bad for digestion" "AIl right.
Then stop telling me what the
stuff costs"-Louisville Courier
Journal
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Great Stuff.

Heck-So your wife insists on
having her own way in every
thing.
Peck-Yes, but she changes her
mind so often II isn't at all mo-
notonous.- Transcript.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
"Killed in Action"-Back Home,

Brockton, Mass, March 12.-El-
mer F. Simmons, returned soldier.
insists he's alive, despite a gold star
on the church flag and a 'killed-in-
action" memorial service in his
home church here.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Nothip' Doin'

News this week Is scarce. Tbep.
are no deaths. weddings or births,
and as far as we know very few
slck.-Mackeyville Correspondence
In Clinton County Times.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Bhssful Prospecf.

knicker-Has Smith Joined
Peace League
Bocker-Yes; he has married and
all his folks and all her folks are
going TO live with them.-New York
Sun.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Some Crowded!

Things seem crowded here in
Switzerland" Yes. sir" said the
landlord. they are" All sorts
of people about" Quite so. sir.
Dou you mind rooming with an
eX-king Judge.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Where the Analogy Ends.

Hoover says he will resign, as
he has TO earn a living. He prob
ably Will not be in favor Of
Hooverized sslary.-New York
Morning Telegraph.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Flashes Gun-Get, $500.

Chicago. March 12.-"Your name 80
asked the teller. "A. Colt" said the
customer. MY card" showing a
bit of blue steel. He collected $500
without further formality.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Practice Makes Perfect.

Dr. n. d. Bodenhelmer has i'm
proved since coming here from
hentucky.-Coatsville Herald.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Wei Saw So.


Knicker-The apron string
Congress is gone.
BoCker-And the purse string
Congress H. in.-New York Sun.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

"American army of occupation"
sounds good, hut IL needs your sup
port. Have you paid your income
taxi
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

the sidewalks, we give the go"
read signal. Napoleon may have
been a great guy, but he never
had an inch on the traffic COP
as a "gaffer" Of men If Nap
were around the works TODAY.
no doubt he would be a stop
go artist But as yet, no traffic
cop has met his Waterloo. Any
gas chariot acts as meek as a DO
tato at a flower show when he
gives them a 4S-caliber glance
He can make EN- hop the cross
ing on high, by wiggling his ears
Make EN- stop dead by lowering
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Schools
And
Colleges

FIRST GRADE CIVIL SERVICE EXAM
nations Tor April and T. Tuition 'gr o.
rrrr C.ur~. for thes1 eNamiuH Hti1ns s. Tt
CIVIL SLRNICE PREPARATORY SCHOOL
.. --- rH.r 90 o. .-- 80. ~ s,sS-
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Saw Mr.. Reese in the numbering
division yesterday wearing his new
glasses. He has recently been
transferred from the watch force
to the numbering division.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Harding. Miss Mary Thacker, Miss
Bessie Craig and Oscar Sheares.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Much OF this complaint that the league will spoil Monroe
doctrine from people who think has
something to do with theology.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

They tell that threatening Germany and we arc
cincd hope that chaos buhing.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

The complaint hear about inefficient management
OF the campaign the Argonne admira
grows.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Miss Helen Boyd and Miss Lucy
Brown. Of section 6. are recovering
from the flu.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Miss Lena Payne. OF the wettiuS
division. night force. is all smiles once
more. A letter from France did the
trick.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
AMT NATURE WONDERFUL
THE TRAFFIC COP

Probably will whizz past this chin
title But gondoas over
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

from the flu.
Saw Mr.. Reese in the numbering
division yesterday wearing his new
glasses. He has recently been
transferred from the watch force
to the numbering division.
Owing to a previous engagement.
Joe johnson will be unable to hold
his session with the rookie from
ernOOn.
The Bureau Band will hold a busf-
ness meeting on the roof garden
this afternoon at 400 o'clock. All
members are requested to be pres
Cnt.
Miss Bette Douglas, Of the exam
lining division. returned to work
yesterday. after being absent on ac-
count OF illness.
A meeting will be held at 656 Q
street northwest, for the purpose
oI eleCtinG president and vice pTesi-
dent for the bureau baseball club
All the baseball enthusiasts are in
vited.
Oscar Robinson, OF the wetuns di-
vision. held an all-day reception for
plate printers Sunday at Jacks Auto
Supply House, sherman avenue and
Park road. Among his many guests
We're George Jacobs. Mike Bohle, OllI,
Nichmeyer. John GrindIe. Bill Bow
man and Charlie Downey, and Robby
says the way those boys bought Lee
tires filed up with gas made him think
/ that they were getting ready to taNc
an auto trip TO the Peace Conference.
Mrs. Mabel Tharpe has resigned he
Position in the stamp perforstinE di-
vision to 20 into the poultry bust
ness. Guess after Easter she VIII nc
counting dollars instead OF eggs.
Miss Lena Payne. OF the wettiuS
division. night force. is all smiles once
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13
Times Square

At Broadway, 18th to 4Sth Street,
the center of New York's social
and business activities. In cIose
proximity to all railway terminals.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

The stamp book and coil division
reports the following employees on
the sick list: Miss Eva Beckert.
Miss Nora Donaldson, Mrs. Eva
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

A. Baldus, plate fnisher in the
engraving division, is on the job
again.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

The night force of plate fnishers
engraving division, are entertained
occasionally by Andy Kennedy, one
of their number, telling of some of
his experiences in Alaska. Andy
says it gets so cold up there at times
during the winter months that
half-pint will freeze in your hip
pocket Some of his listeners say
they would take a chance on this
happening, IL they had to go that
far for it.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Herman Freudberg. James Brad
ley, ]. r. Rowland and J. Cullen. of
the machine shop, are reported sick.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Wherever there is seen a little
group of employees, you can bet your
bottom dollar that the income tax
proposition is being hashed over.
And many are the groups.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

The examining division reports
the following as sick: John Irving.
Miss Elizabeth Henry, Miss Mary
Connor and Miss Lula Clemmcns.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

William P. Doyle. of the stamp
perforeting division, is back on the
job. after a long absence due to
illness.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Mrs. Mabel Tharpe has resigned he-
Position in the stamp perforstinE d.
vision to go into the poultry bust
ness. Guess after Easter she VIII nc
counting dollars instead OF eggs.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Jim Fisk, of the money wagon, has
accepted a position in the Arlington
Building at Sixteenth and H streets
northwest Good luck to you, Fisk.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Daniel w. Beach. night forema n
OF machinists. is off for the week,
and Samuel Elder will be in charge
during his absence.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

George T. MONTGOMERY. son OF George
T. Montgomery OF the keyboard room,
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Owing to a previous engagement,
Joe johnson will be unable to hold
his session with the rookie from
hone players OF the band this aft
eTnOOn.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

After working all day in section :
Monday. Tom Heany said he could
not understand why he ever quit
this good old section.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

The numbering division reports
Miss Violet Coates and Miss Margie
Ripple on the sick list.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Bill Mccarthy is getting all greened
up for st. Patrick's Day. He even
uses green hair tonic.
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

The Bureau Band will hold a busf-
ness meeting on the roof garden
this afternoon at 400 o'clock. All
members are requested to be pres
Cnt
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Friends of Miss Jeanette +. Nc
Menamin. of section .. will be sur
prised TO know that she was married
recently. She was in last Monday TO
resign her position as printers assist
ant
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

William Partlow has resigned as
messenger. and will become an ap-
prentice in a downtown print sbon
The Washington herald., 1919-03-13

Miss Bette Douglas, Of the exam
lining division. returned to work
yesterday. after being absent on ac-
count OF Illness
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in booklet form wiN be sent on request.
New-York tribune., 1919-10-09

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Milford chronicle., 1919-02-28
RED CROSS NOTES

A meeting of the Red Cross was
held on Friday last, at which thirty
seven members were present. Re
ports of the years work were read
and the furnishings disposed of. A
motion was made and carried that
hereafter there should be quarterly
meetings only, the next one being in
April. A resolution was passed that
sincere thanks and appreciation were
extended to all those who in any way
had made Headquarters more comfort
able and convenient for workers.
The secretary reported that total
of 1854 hospital garments made in
eighteen months, 2SS9 knitted articles,
and 1924 surgical dressings. After
the meeting had adjourned delicious
cake and fruit punch were provided
and served by Mrs. Mary L. Marshall
We have all enjoyed our hard work
together and feel it has done so much
in bringing the women of Milford to-
gether in a way they never had been
before. The QUESTIONABLE should
be filled out by the workers and hand
ed to the president as soon as possible
so that she may get the certificate
which we will all be so proud to have
now and in years to come.
Milford chronicle., 1919-02-28
NEW CENTURY GLIB NOTES

The regular meeting of the club was
/ held on Monday. February oath. The
subject for the day was Civics, Miss
Lena Short chairman. An article en-
titled The Church as Affected by the
Trenches, was read by Mrs. Charles
G. Prettyman.
Mrs. Postles then gave a pleasing
vocal solo.
Mrs. ]. Lynn Pratt told OF the Lit
tie Mothers Club" recently organized
in the Milford schools by Miss Schil-
Ter. the Public Health nurse Of Kent
county.
Discussion was then held concern
ing report OF the school investigation
committee, and the new school bill
which is before the legislature. Diff
ferent phases of this report were given
by the teachers. Financing the Del
aware Schools" by Miss May Foulk;
The Schools and Their Work" by Miss
Margaret HOlzmueller; and People of
Delaware" by Mrs j. L. Pratt.
Miss Short then told of a moving
picture film that is highly recommend
ed by the educational chairman of the
National Federation of Clubs 1t is
Under Four Flags and will be shown
in Milford Friday and Saturday even
ings of this week at the Palace thea
tire.
Next Monday will be Social Service
Day. Mrs William c. Smith chairman.
Mr.. Shilling, superintendent of Kent
county schools. will he present and
outline the above mentioned school
bill. Mr.. Shilling would like to reach
as many people as possible. so the club
will make it an open day Every one
in Milford who is interested in this
subject is invited and also every club
member is asked to bring some one.
Remember this new school code is Of
vital interest to all the taxpayers of
Delaware.
Milford chronicle., 1919-02-28
DIN DESERTER CAUGHT
IN STOLEN AUTOMOBILE

Facing charges of stealing an auto
mobile and deserting from the army.
James Desley Collins, Laurel young
man. was caught Sunday night in the
car which he had stolen from Dr. Will
liam Jones at Laurel, and held under
$1,000 bail by Magistrate H. c. Stew
art at Georgetown, in default OF which
he was sent to the county Jail.
Collins made complete confession
and laid his Offense on the love of
whiskey and women. He claims 10 have
bought a quart Of whiskey in Laurel
for So and then because a girl wanted
to go automobiling entered the Jones
garage and stole out his coupe He
drove TO Lewes, got the girl, and for
three days rode around lower Della
ware, making his headquarters at the
home OF John Mariner near Millsboro
1t was through ex-Sheriff Joseph NJ
DonOway that the man was caught. al
though the girl companion escaped.
He confessed that he had left Camp
Dix over four weeks ago without leave.
he claimed he was going back
Former Sheriff DOnoway will collect
the 800 reward that was out for the
mans capture.
Collins served six months in the
WOrkhouse for stealing an automobile
from Salisbury about a year ago.