The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-06-04
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ANOTHER GUESS.

When harvest calls the men to go and garner golden gram,
But officers and genetIemen as prophet, may he Merkles.
And such a forecast prove to be a thNvef V"d M VAN
A few may pass the service up to rally with the CLEANERS.
And follow binders round the field, man a header barge,
But officers and gentlemen a prophets may be Msrhes,
And answer where the buge calls. although tn pays y" large
.Concedns that hostltics are all that Sherman stated,
And discipline i. painful to the proud and naughty one,
We hold such disadvantages are quickly moderated,
By ne who's held a harvest time position in the sun.
OF course It il, essential that the cereal be gathered,
And some must earn a living with the sweat upon the brow,
And on the whole anatomy until the form is lathered,
But they are not the ones who can attain the army now.
At least that is the verdict of a once retired farmer.
Who also wore the khaki tina, il, common to the yank,
And learned that agriculture isn't in it IS a charner,
Beside the army service with its panoply and swank.
And as conclusive evidence to prove his words prophetic,
lie point, to other fighting men quite lately mustered out,
Who aren't returning to the farms in manner energetic,
But show a preference for urban Jobs, beyond a doubt
what 1. tn. bard remarked, a. so are at . day in Junsa"
But "rare" isn't the word, old dear; revise it to read "faw'"
There are several other methods of demonstrating affection besides
jealousy. 4 truth some women seem to overlook.
Inasmuch a, ii old friend Foster iOrecas, a warm wave for t, week,
n.I isn't W 70 iSF 1.tsn, , to t, ,i 'hf . 'S,T" o9 oat .e aSsan IS an ,e' who nS" v 'p' iSns T iim
in the belief that !l R Hicks could predict the weather condition, aeeu-
,ue is list st i. long, long; longer, wen than the casualty list still running a, a
serial in the public prints. Man may doubt many simple and important
truths, but is credulous enough in other respects.
Local freight house, have been placed on the summer schedule, inclua
know, do they get that summer stuff?
1t 1. po.ib. that one may start a filtration, but it take, two
to keep II going.
Don't devote all your enthusiasm to cheering
The Jefferson, Okla, farmer who committed suicide as a result of worry
over CROP conditions. evidently doesn't read this pillar OF perSiage Nov
is the time to subscribe -Adv) -
READJUSTMENT.
Conditions must be normal now,
Or something very near TO that,
Because the sport page tells u how
Ty Cobb is leading at the bat
Doubtless the park Waterman va surprised to learn that he Il, a labor
ing man. in time they may even rate column conductors the same way.
While labor shortages ar experienced from time to time, mere '
ar usually enough visitors
That meanest mai who stole a church collection here recently, might
have found other work on the night shift which paid better.
The cold weather is said to encourage the army worms in their meta
rhus work t., its bad for te fish worms, which are looking pale and wan.
and Il is time to call a halt
Dancing in bathing suits has been forbidden in Chicago. which is, still
some distance behind Zion City, III, in the matter of taking the Joy out Of
de
A report that the Waterman of this tower of Utilization is going to leave
town. is exaggerated. He isn't His wife has gone away for the summer.
and why should he2
There being all sorts of people, it is inevitable that few should regard
the hot tamae as a food product
Baseball Is popular game, but it can neve win a prominent place among
the winter sports. ,..,s.
Got to quit now and run around the block to warm up.