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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
nIameter and RinE. OF Saturn.

Miss A G.. j., Rchmond-rhe d.
ameter of the planet Saturn is $4,000
miles. The rings of Saturn are about
$4,000 miles in external, diameter.
is about 10000 niles. This "I makes es
It's inner to it's outer circumference,
about $4,000 miles. or more than four
times the diameter Of the earth. The
dusky ring is not separate ring.
but a dark shaded extension Of the
inner ring. Professor Clerke Max
we'll, of England. demonstrated by
m ns;sne analysis that the only
company the planet in the way the
rings did would be cloud of small
satellites. possibly particles no larger
than pebbles. revolving in the same
plane. They are too small to be seen
individually, but their great number
and consequent nearness to each other
give at a great distance the effect Of
parent duskky ring it is necessary to
relatively few in. number SO that we
can see between them anything that
may be behind. Saturn resembles
Jupiter In it's small density, which is
less than that OF water. II Is. there
fore. concluded that the outer surface
OF Saturn Is probably gaseous: that
the planet is ball OF vapor sur
rounding a heated and fluid central
mass. Al least ten satellites rcvolve
round the planet. their distances rang
ing from 1o8.000 TO more than 5000, :
900 miles. Saturn moves through space
In a mighty orbit whose diameter is
about .772 million miles and completes
circuit about the sun In little less
than twenty nine and one-half years.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
SEEN, ON, THE SIDE
NY HENRY EDWARD WARNER

Moods.
Times are when fairies guard my bed.
When cherubs ring my sleeping head
To sing sweet dreams;
Days when tho sum- ist clouds drift by
Like sheep across the summer sky
When peaceful stroll the gods and
By puring streams.
From itful moods to other moods
1 move, one who sings broods
Ger many things;
An uncontrolled impulse Is hero
To pilot me from smile to tear.
From buoyant hope to naggns fear.
On thoughts swift wings.
Then there arc moments when tho steel
Is in my heart; when war-red, reel
Drunken with lust,
The cave man instincts. foul with gore,
ShriekinS their head-hunt, mad for war,
Fighting for what they know not-more
Because they MUST!
In quietinE cioisters now and then,
Far from the haunts of selfish men,
My Priesthood reads
And prays beside It's altar there;
Seeks in seclusion to compare
Base motives with impulses fair
And righteous deeds.
There is one mood that suits me best:
That mood when I have sought my rest
Among the flowers;
With One beside me comforting,
One pure and sweet as budding Spring.
With just one theme that we would sing
To while loves hours!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

the housewives had to dispense with
preserving. when there wac sugar tied
UP all over the country everywhere
ana Is today. II Is my belief and
known by those in authority 10 know
is thcre no way to unload the cold
storage plants OF excess goods and
compel them not to hold goods after
certain period? We have officers
Tor this work. Can they not be made
10 perform their duties? The every
day conditions arc. to my mind. leading
UP TO :. finale that will he horrible to
think OF X something is not done to
avert II. SCBSfrRJREt,
Richmond. August T. 1919
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

Two hundred thousand pounds OF ham in
f1rst-class condition. offered to Richmond con-
sumers at Is cents pound below the pre-
vailing market price, appears to be real
bargain if peoples organization can be eff
fected TO purchase it in bulk and provide for
its resale at the purchased price, plus slight
increase to cover expense OF handling. 1t
affords an opportunity TO slap II. C. L. in
the face.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
Health Talks by DR.. VIM. Brady
PkrenOI0Ky.
tcopyrieht. 1913. by Hstion.i Newuaper s.rx.

A table-rappins medium of considerable
prominence and generally acclaimed power told
me the other day how she had consciously
worked the table for years to bring tho
necessary taps raps creaks to convince
one of her dearest friends of the actually OF
spirit manifestations!
Old Call. who fathered the phrenology bust
the kind to put such hgment before the pub
nc even in the halcyon times antedating the
scientific establishment of cerebral localizat ton
Psychology, which Is the science Of the mind;
physiology. which is the science of body func-
ton and pathology, which is the science of
disease. All combine to discredit the so-called
readings" Of the phrenologist The empirical,
wholly Imaginary locaization of the various
Faculties by phrenology has been quite upset
by modern science
chronological diagnosis OF character
Pacty, therefore, or chronological prosnosis
as 10 an individuals proper calling gifts is
Just as valuable as the buncombe carYoyant
or gypsy fortune teller hands out 10 the guilt
Die victim who has the necessary four bits.
Physiological Investigations conducted by
means OF animal experimentation have deter
centers OF many functions. And. what Is more
to the point, these animal experiments have
Deen practically proved by tests made and by
the results obtained in surgery OF the brain.
All that Is definitely and demonstrably known
or cerebral localization merely goes to show
that the empire loaalization OF the phrenolo-
Eisss Is the veriest hocus- pocus. even though IL
OF antiquity.
PhrenoloEy is to physiology what astrology
is to astronomy. sort Of Arabian Nights ap-
peal to childish imagination, which is calcu-
lated TO please that 10 per cent OF us who never
mentally outgrow the age OF ten
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
Shakespeare Corrected.

The Bard OF Avon said that cash
Was junk-the word he used was trash
But that was in time when chow
Was easier to get than
wonder, IL the Bard were here
With food so scarce and grub SO dear
AID invitations hard 10 get.
I woadcr Il he'd be SO set
In his opinion of the stun
Which. at its best. won't buy enough?
Through history his words may burn,
But Shakespeare had lot to learn!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

fortunately, there can be no political issue
over the rejection as a dinner guest Of the
Prince of Abyssinia because of his swarthy
skin, ssnce both the Democratic and Republi-
can Clubs of New York were equally guilty
OF thSbreach Of hospitality to the distin-
guished foreigner.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
Robert InEersoil.

j. w. T.. observation-disclosures -;
lnSersoii died suddenly. while CONVEX
home at Dobbs Ferry, New York, July
y. 1899. Up TO the time of his death
ne had been In his usual good health.
We cannot say AS to what were his
last words, but they did not concern
religion" and 1t is certain that ne
made no confession" whatever that
may mean
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

A new law in Connecticut gives to the
several communities of the State the privi-
lege OF determining for themselves by bal
lot whether or not they shall have Sunday
amusements, such as moving pictures and
baseball. The people like the new law and
in communities which have already exercised
the privilege, the ayes" have been uniformly
victorious.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
DfkEfnx I'm In

On these hot days when We don't like to
work anyhow, e1cavate the old ones to fill
in. For instance:
The lunatic in the Nut Resort who wheel
ing barrow upside down. and the Visitor who
remarked:
I'D know you're crazy all right; why don't
you turn that thing right side up like sane
man."
II did once" said the Not-so-Craxy. land they
filled it with bricks
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

Thomas f. Wilson. head Of one of the big
packing companies, testifying before Senate
committee Investigating living conditions
declared that the packers were not proh,eer-
ing THE world is on a holiday" he said
and people are spending money like drunken
sailors without producing" Statistics AS to
production prove the falsty OF his statement
in its application TO America Figures as TO
profits in the packing industry as given out
by the Federal Trade Commission after ex-
haustlve investigation, also disprove his state
ment denylng prohteering by the interests
with which he is identified. However, there
is larger proportionate profitccring by inter
ests between the packers and the ultimate
consumer
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
Who May De CommissIoned Notary
Public.

Subscriber. Richmond.-In answer to
your query. Can a foreigner. not be-
ing an American citizen. but residing
In the United States. hold A position
as notary public?' we will say that
he may do so in Virginia II the Gov
ernor will appoint him. His petition
for appointment must be accompanied
by fee OF s.. and be Endorsed either
by Judge OF one OF our courts. clerk
OF the court, Commonwealth's attor-
ney or member of the General Assem-
bly,. Both men and women above the
ment. there being no further restric-
lions specified in the Virginia Consti-
tuition than as enumerated above.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
Information Bureau.

insutrfes regarding almost any teple
excepting On legal md medical sub.
Jeefs, are answered free. As all In.
quiries are answered directly by peT.
soaal letter, seif-addressed. stamped
envelope In required. Address The
Iimea-DfspAtch Information Bureau
Nichmond. Va.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
Labor.

The Boston Transcript jokester quotes He"
saying that he likes hot weather when it is
too blamed hot to work"
There you go; joking with a serious matter.
Every line OF that encourages Bolshevism
and loafng in the summer time. We like hot
weather when it's too hot to work, cold weather
when it's too cold work. and mild weather
when it's just right for fishing. But We don't
do it, do we? Yes, we do!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

When Mr.. Stone and Mr. Morrison say
that II they are defeated now they viii!
carry their case before the people in cam
paign OF education and cndeavor 10 create
sentiment for the NATURALIZATION Of tho
railroads, and If tina, plan is successful thov
will take it into all other industries, they are
well within their rights and their campaign
is legitimate, even If il be a mistaken ono
If they can make the majority of tho Amcri-
can people believe that naturalization of in
dustry, or communism or by whatever name
they may style their economic theories is
preferable to private control, or even
private control under government roru.
tlation, and that untrammeicd unfripht
ened majority so expresses itself at
tho polls, then it will be the national will
and the great experiment will be JUSTIFIED
But until that will has been so expressed, it
Is worse than folly, nay, 1t is akin to treach-
cry. for any set Of leaders 10 seek forcibly 10
impose their own Will. even IL it represents
that OF few million workers, on the moro
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
SATURDAY. AUGUST Q, 1919.

The British people com plain that Poet
Laureate Bridges does not write enough
poetry for the salary he draws. II they want
sure. enough producing poet laureate, they
should get an American appointed to the job.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

AsFthe approaching extra session OF the
Virginia Assembly will be for the special
purpose OF providing a good roads system, no
attempt to switch its members off into the
bottoi1less swamp OF woman suffrage can be
propaf propaganda
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
Charcoal E,h,s Daily Thought.

"Efn got much a mewl,"
said Charcoal Eph, in a mood. how come hit
when he sittin long all right an feed shown
up regular. he stop pullin an staht In kickin'
huh? Try hot dog. Mistah Jackson"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
Address of Jnnen w. Gerard.

Reader. Norfolk.-The address OF
James w. Gerard. former ambassador
To Germany. is Is Cedar Street. New
York City
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

than 100000 American citizens whose
right voice in the government Is just
as strong theirs. even II they are
organized.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

Most OF us are disposed TO envy the fell
rows VINO can afford to quit work whenever
lhihgs don go exactly to suit them
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

Vienna dispatch says the American gov
eminent has presented ultinatum to Rou-
mania demanding withdrawal OF the severe
armistice terms presented 10 Hungary on
pain of cessation OF shipment OF food to
Roumania. In the meantime the American
government itself is face TO face with an
ultimatum from the four railroad brother
moods and the American Federation of
Labor demanding that it become a sociaIized
republic with its ''articulation" voiced by
this organized minority of it's population and
the power 10 function under the new plan
Entrusted chiefly TO the direction OF this
minority.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

Sergeant Alvin York. greatest hero OF
the world war" is going into the business of
uplifting the Tennessee mountaineers by the
educational route. That is the true way of
uplift but il is not the most popular modern
way. The modern idea is TO make EN- good
by statutory enactment. 1t goes without say
ing that il Sergeant York puts as much pep
In his new task as he did in bringing the
Huns 10 proper state Of mind he will
render great service ~ the tmountain folk
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

The man who offers me an open account
tempts to bankruptcy
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09


Ingrowng Goitre-Can inErowing eoitre ne
cured with medicine is surgical Operation
necessary? U- I. Ny
Answer-If you refer to exophthalmlc sotre
tthe disease In which there Is perhaps but slight
thyroid gland enlargement. but much nervous
ness fine tremor OF the hands. rapid heart ac-
ton and palpitation, often fever and loss OF
weisht), most cases durable by prolonged
open air rest and appropriate medicines.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09
PfacatoFfal,

Piscatorfal.
From the mouths Of babes:
Ernest. aged six. having caught his FIRST
white perch and handled 1t indiscretly:
oh ow! Mamma I caught pin cushion
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

ADDRESS ALL COMMUNlCA-
TONS 10 Tho Timcs-Dls-
pnth, md not TO individuals.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

TEL. Randolph I.
Private Branch Exchange
connecting with all depart
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-08-09

BRANCH OFFICES: wash
inyton, l4l6 New York Ave-
nue.: New York City. Fifth
Avenue Building; Chicago,
Iroplc'R GINS building;
Philadelphia, Colonial Trust
ISuilt5inY
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-12-19

Mis- tas,ihef add tho raisins last one
pound baking powder cans Arr o splen-
did siis for bahIrs on well and fill
two thirds full Put the ld In pinc"
then S,t the cans In q deep Vsss'l
which h9e a eiose. n,'ins iIi lle sure
10 have Wire. nalls ~ something on tho
bottom of the vessel 80 tho cans viii
m, III ia, on the bottom tIll the
vessel with hot water w to within an
inches or so Of the lower edge NJ the W
Put The IA In place and lot the water
boil slightly for t~o hours Tske the
can from the water. remove The ids
and oct them under the slow nsns of
the broiicr for . fec sinutes to dry
II ih. IL not done the tops are usually
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-12-19

va,y and uncooked. Remove the
pudding. from tho cans and let thsm
cool perhaps over night
Wrap in vaIod paper. something lihc
that IN which bread 10 wrapped. and
put them IN . dry plaza They WI
Keep Tor wrehs and moothA When
wanted for use put IN any vs~s-l Wit
= IA snd set II In no, water 40 the
OIL heat ErsduAry. Slice an inch ~
~ thick and serve With either mr
sauce ot one NJ the no, fruit kauces.
tsrd Sauce.
(Ten servinstD
cup powdered sugar.
v cup butter
Y teaspoon nutmeg.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-12-19

and the sugar. thsn heat ssowly evss
hat water Add the juice END ss"h
from eight TO ten minutsa servs hot
Soc eavss.
(Four 10 Me ssvvtnOs.l
This 10 the osisiAal sauce 10 ssrve
with -ust of any Of thsss pvddlngs,
However. 4, b - sSpsaslve tedAy shat
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-12-19

n sAsuo1 sAsass iss NaRs 10 tailNoWalve
aaSes Ne tsst that vsch IN flavor tsd'.
v svp butter.
/, cup sugar.
\ ! eegs.
I teaspoon vanilla.
CrsA0 me butter snd the sugar nn>
tosssl~ssS ~ pses n. cs'sms g.,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-12-19
Orsnos Sauce.
tFc,ir Servings

v cup sugar
Y cup butter.
I tablespoon flouv.
I rup orange juice.
Blend butter and flour. Cream this
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-12-19

/ Engllsh plum pudding IT Just wouldn't I
be Christmas without II. Howevrr
msry OF Us have learned TO ssjoy some
of tho revised eii,lens" Of this de'.
sert with as much relish ~ We could
show Tor the original one o. them Il.
suet Pudding.
tSsryc Four)
v cup chopped suet tkldney ueO.
y. cup milk
4, cup mol,sseS.
~ cups flour.
! > cnp rnisins fcut In small blt).
1 {. teaspoon each. salt and alispice.
!, teaspoon each soda and cinnamon.
sift the dry ingredients together
! Add suet and mo,asses 10 the milk
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-07-29
THE AMERICAN LEGION AND
THE LEGION OF HONOR.

While the American Legion is
being formed into great demo
cratic body by the soldiers, sail
ors and marines Of the American
army and navy, the men who
used to employ them when they
were plain citizens are also organ
izing what is known as the Legion
of Honor
These employers could mt 60
and fight themselves, but they
emptied their offices, stores and
factories of their best employees,
so that the war might be spceded
up and won gloriously. While
the youngsters were away, these
employers strained every nerve to
keep up their standards Of eff
cheney with the aid Of women
workers, older men, and re
doubled efforts ON their own part.
And now, as the young fighters
are coming back, they are finish
ing the job CALAMITY by opening
the doris to the old jobs, often
with increased pay, always with
a handelasp and Welcome
Home" that is the real thing.
1t is not always easy for busi
ness organizations to do this, In
creased cost Of operations and the
rather sluggish condition Of com
merce just at present are seri-
Gus drain on the books But the
Legion of Honor knows no com
promise and whether the firm
suffers or not, soldiers must not,
and every one who comes back to |
the cold stand' is received cor
daily.
TO every business house that
pledges itself to take back all its
former employees who have been
serving their country, the war de-
partment issues an official, cita-
ton, through Col. Arthur Woods,
assistant to the secretary of war,
and head of the government 5
great employment system for the
benefit of discharged service men.
Between 70 and so per cent of
returned men have offers Of their
prewar jobs, and the large ma
jority of American employers are
for the Legion Of
Honor.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-07-29
HOW THE DOUGBOY liked
"FURRIN" TRAVEL

Your cosmopolitan doughboy
who has shaken hands with the
King of England, danced with the
Princess of Roumania, learned
the slang of a dozen nations and
cooked a knowing eye at all the
choicest sights of the continent,
may sound extremely sophisticat-
ed by cable, but wait until he
strikes the United States and see
what ''furrin" travel has done
for himl 1t has made him love
not Europe less, but home more.
and he hardly tries to conceal his
grand passion under poker face.
either. For he has been homesick
and weary for months, and the
Goddess of Liberty looks like an
angel, and New York harbor like
heaven, to his fond eyes.
As national asset, then, the
soldier is perhaps our best citizen.
and because the A. L. f. as a
whole is rampantly enthusiastic
about its homeland and her inter
ests, America may look to her sol
diers for real inspiration in citi-
zenship. These are The men to
put INTO our bushes slife, as rap
IDLY fas they can be transplanted
from army to civil jobs.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-07-29
TO SMOKE OR
NOT TO SMOKE
+ = = = + = = + #+#+ 80

By United Press
London, July 2--Whether minis
ters should smoke is arousing dis
cussion among clergymen as a result
of a question asked at recent con
vention of Methodist ministers as to
whether it is Christian like for min
listers to smoke
at all depends on what you smoke,
said one minister! 81 smoke a cigar
to the glory Of Cod"
Rev f. c. Spur, Regents Park
Methodist church, confessed he
smoked pipe in his study, but
didn't think it wise for ministers to
smoke in public.
Another favors it for the reason
that a good smoke helps to get a
mans soul
personally | haven't smoked 4
dozen cigarettes in my life" said
DR. F.. b. Meyer, "and that vas in
Turkey where it would have been an
act of great discourtesy not to smoke
with your host. But don't object
to smoking if by so doing a minister
can get nearer to a mans soul.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-07-29
NOTICE.

Sailed bids will be received at the
office of the county superintendent,
'Chickasha, Oklahoma, up and until
IL O'Clock, August /, 1919, for the
erection of an addition to school
house, in District g.. Plans and
specifications to be had at the Of
flee of superintendent. The board
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-07-29

Has it ever occurred to you that
range wastes money in burning TOO
much fuel and spelling the food? A
range expert who will have charge
of the Majestic Demonstration dur
ing the week commencing July 2Sth
will show you how the Majestic
range cuts down household expenses.
GlISey-Jarboe Hard. Co. 23-2td-ltw
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-07-29
SUMNER COMPLAINT QUICKLY
RELIEVED

About two years ago when suffer,
ing from a severe attack Of summer
complaint, took Chamberlain's Collie
and Diarrhoea Remedy and it reliey.
ed me almost instantly" writes Mrs.
Henry Jewett, Clark Mills, N. Y. This
is an excellent remedy for cohc and
diaThoea and should be kept at hand
by every family.-Adv.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-07-29
REMOVAL SALE

AS my store building has been
sold, / am Obliged to move and win
hold a three days sale OF all my
groceries, to close them out and save
cost Of removal Cost Price Made
Sale now ON at l22 North Third St.
Geo. *. Powers 2S-2t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-07-29

Dublin, Remanded on a larceny
charge, John o'Brien requested the
Mulingar magistrate to direct the
police to bring him a pint Of GUM
ness's stout, he paying. The magis-
trate acceded and oBrien drank it
in the dock,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1919-07-29

When the baby il suffering the
double affictlon Of hot weather and
bowel disorders. the remedy neede ]
Is McGEE's BABY ELIXIR It re.
duces the feyerish condition, corrocts
the stomach ana checks Ioosehess o.
the bowels SOLD by Wren Drug Co
ADV.