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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-10-10
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By Gertrude Robson

II Il LYoose, Leland Porter, w A Glenn
ent, + E MeCroskey, Geo Peed, Mona
White, D D Olmsted, j D Barber and
Miss Mary Hunt.
The hostesses for the afternoon were
Mrs. w. A. Penney, Mrs. Clifford Ell
gin, Mrs. John Humphreys, Mrs. $. b.
Wolfe, Mrs. B. w. Watcher and Miss
A. Aline.
An interesting guest at the +. =.
ISouthwick residence is Mrs. j. n.
Thorne Of Des Moines, Iowa.
Mrs. Minnie Marcy Bates, president
of the Luella club of the Kimball
School of Theology, Salem, is recuper-
ating from an operation at the Deacon
ess hospital at Salem. Before her mar
riage Mrs. Bates was a popular Sell
wood girl--Evening Telegram.
Mrs, Irwin Griffith and Miss Har-
riet Griffith were in Portland yester
day visiting with friends.
Mrs. Charles Miller is Portland
guest, being domiciled at the HoteI
Portland while visiting in the city.
G. s. Jarman Of this city is attend
ing the conference Of r. G. Penney
store managers which is being held al
the Multnomah hotel in Portland this
week.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-10-10
Donald New Notes.
(C&pital Journal Special servi'
( x x X x = y y y = y y = :

Donald, Or, Oct. 1O.-Mr, Wheeler
district organizer Of the Artisan lodge
organized in Donald Saturday evening
with very good beginning, consider
ing the number of lodges already II
Donald.
Mrs. Mercer was week end visitor
in Portland, returning Monday night.
Glover threshing is the order of the
day around Donald, when dry enough
A. E. Feller Is machines is now at James
Ryan 3 place. He has 10 acres to hull
A deal was closed last week whereby
one acre of ground, the w. w. Walker
residence, and the Donald Nursery pack
ing house passed to Mr.. Huffstutter Of
Tonqun. Last spring Mr.. Huffstuttel
purchased five-acre cherry orchard in
Donald They expect to move here about
the first of the year to make it theil
permanent home.
Mrs. Delbert Yergen and Mrs. R
Hughes of Butteville were Donald shop
pers on Thursday.
Mrs. 0. o, Freeman returned homt
Wednesday from Portland, where She
had been a guest of the Charles HoskiI
family since Sunday.
George Struber of Woodburn was il
Donald on Wednesday.
Hoskins &De Sarts are here giving
their buildings new coat of paint. The
brick store building occupied by tht
M. w. johnson and Donald bank ant
their tile factory roof.
Mrs. s. A. Sexsmith was Portland
visitor ON Wednesday.
Mrs. Krigbaum of Portland arrived
in Donald Thursday morning to visit hel
daughter, Mrs. Ralph Connect. If a
suitable house can be secured it is likely
they may move here for the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs Rawles returned to Don
aid Wednesday from Portland and art
thinking of locating here.
Ed st. Helens came out from Port
land the first of the week and is help
ing his brotherin-- law, Dolph Cone, will
his farm work preparatory to fall seed
ing. Mr.. Cone runs tractor and il
turning ground over pretty fast.
t. r. Swayze, and the Misses Eiee.
and Kenmore Pelletier of Portland wer,
Sunday guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Thurs
ten Yergen.
Mrs. Eugene Flynn was a Portland
visitor on Tuesday.
W. A. Garrett of Bend, Oregon, VIII,
has been visiting his brother, Roy Gar
rett, and sister, Mrs. j. P. Feller, fol
several days, returned to his home OF
Tuesday.
Mrs. Mary Elliott was Portland Wis
itor Monday.
Rev. A. Hawthorn of Livesley was as
signed the Fargo church at the M. p
conference last week for the ensuing
year. He will take up his new duties
October 18th.
Mrs. McInnes of Fargo was Donald
shopper Thursday.
| Mr.. Milen of Portland has traded
some Portland property for 20 acre.
near Donald and moved onto tho sam,
last Monday. a. i, ,.t -,s,s.4S &
Mr.. johnson of the johnson mill mo
tored out from Portland on Wednesday
to look over the affairs at the mill.
Mrs. Chinde was a week end visitor
at the Sexsmith home.
M. w. johnson was business visitor
in Woodburn ON Monday.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-10-10
Sage Tea Beauties
And Darkens Hair
Don't stay gray! Sage Tea and Sui.
phur darkens hairso naturally
that nobody can tell

You can turn gray, faded hair beau
tifufly dark and lustrOus almost over
night if you'll get bottle of "yWy-
eth's Sage and Sulphur Compound" at
any drug store. Millions of bottles of
this old famous Sage Tea Recipe, i'm
proved by the addition of other in
gradients, are sold annually, says a
well known druggist here, because it
darkens the hair so naturally and even
ly that no one can tell it has been ap-
Piled.
Those whose hair Is turning gray or
becoming faded have a surprise await
| ing them, because after one or two ap-
lplieations the gray hair vanishes and
your locks become hxuriantly dark
and beautiful.
This is the age of youth. Gray haired
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-10-10
Girls -Ladies-Women
FIND

HoLIdsTERs great laxaivemd pleas
ant cetainc ho cleansing purifying that ds
and when COMPLEXION m
proves--you work bcter-eat
Give 1t friends
35c PACKAGE j.. Fry. (Adv)
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-10-10
Acids In Stomach
Cause Indigestion
Create Gas, Sourness and Pain
How to Treat

Medical authorities state that nearly
nine tenths of the cases of stomach
trouble, Indigestion, sourness, burning,
gas, bloating, nausea, etc, are due to
an excess of hydrochloric acid in the
stomach and not as som ebeliese to a
lack of digestive juices. The delicate
stomach lining is irritated, digestion is
delayed and food sours, causing the
disagreeable symptoms which every
stomach sufferer knows so well.
Artificial digestents are not needed
IN such cases and many do real harm.
Try laying aside all digestive aids and
instead get from any druggist few
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-10-10
Mint Growers To Meet In
Eugene Saturday Morning

Willamette Valley Mint Growers as
sociation will hold special meeting at
the Eugene chamber of commerce Satur.
day morning at 10 clock. The meeting
was called for the purpose of discussing
the pool recently formed and the price
that has been offered for this year 3
crop, The pool was for 80 days and the
time has about expired.
The growers are holding their product
at IS per pound, while an offer of $7.15
has been received, and the question now
to be decided is whether the mint shall
be sold for the price offered for the
pool or whether it shall be held for
the original priee.--Guard.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-10-10
GAS PLANT WRECKED

Tacoma, Wash, Oct. 10.-The plant Of
the Tacoma Gas company which suppn-s
Olympia and Tacoma, was wrecked early
today by an explosion of unknown
origin. Virgil Stearns, engineer, was
badly burned and was removed to a
hospital. High pressure service was cut
off for several horrs. The building was
of frame construction, making the loss
only nominal, Manager D. J. Young
said.
Up to October l, 779 cars Of fruit had
been shipped out of the Rogue River
valley.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-10-10
Commander OF Letterman
Hospital Killed Thursday

San Francisco, Oct. l0--Colonel Rob,
ert M. Thornburgh, commandant Of Let,
orman general hospital, is dead and six
persons are suffering minor injuries a.
the result of an automobile accident
here last night, when the automobile in
which Thornburgh wss riding crashed
into municipal bus.
+. w. Carey. driver Of the machine
that Colonel Thornburgh occupied, and
Jamos Lawlcss. driver of the municipal
bus, are both charged with mansiaugh-
Tor because of witnesses conflicting
statements.
The Mcsicr fruit district shipped II
carlaeds of pruncs this year, the crop
being sold for $loO ton, record price
for the fruit.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1919-10-10

unatthaetive folks arena wanted
around. so get busy with Wyeth 8 Sage
and SULPHUR Compound tonight and
YOU III be delighted with your dark,
handsome hair and your youthful ap-
pearance within few days. (Adv)
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Continued on page four)
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NOTES FROM HOVER

Mrs. F. j. Powell is much improved
The ferry began to run last Mon
day, as the water is rising in the
Columbia.
| Wade Thomas of Horse Heaven
spent Sunday with his family in Hover
Mr.. Franklin and family have NOV
ed on the George Lee ranch in Horse
Heaven.
Tuesday night while Mr.. Pettet was
driving to Hover from Kennewick he
met with a serious accident, breaking
his arm and collar bone and was TAX
en- to Walla Walla for treatment.
Ray Powell, formerly of this place,
was married to Miss Edith Middleton
of Grandview Saturday.
The Steamer Asotin stopped a few
minutes at the wharf Monday morn
ing on its way to Big Eddy to lift
the Steamer Umatilla, which is sink
ing. 81,
Rev. Burris preached in the M. E.
church Sunday evening, taking his
text from the 103rd Psalm.
Mrs. H. A. Hampton was taken
quite i'll Sunday.
w. F. Ashby was in Kennewick on
business Saturday. ,.:-
Mrs. Johnson is spending few
days visiting her mother at White
Bluffs.
T. ]. Mckinney was in Kennewick
the last of the week.
Captain Winslow was in town Sum
day calling on old friends.
Chas. Mills, who has been working
on the Asotin, had Sunday dinner with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John Mills.
Miss Killian left for her home after
visiting her sister, Mrs. Russell, for
few days. ~.
Mrs. j. Mckenzie was a Kennewick
caller Saturday, at the home of her
daughter, Mrs. Angus Doyle.
Mrs. Harry Graft is in Kennewick
for few days, staying with her sis
ter, Mrs. Pettet.
This year the most of the people are
approaching Thanksgiving more than
ever before. .... ~. ~. -.
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I DISTRICT NO. 9
llIHullilIlllIlIlIlrlunnnHlTlIlliIIllIIllIlIIII

School was dismissed at 2:30 p. m,
Friday and Mrs. Burnett and Willis
went into town with Mr.. Howard.
Misses Ruth Cochran and Velma
Howard are spending their vacation
with the home folks.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. L. Cochran were
Sunday dinner guests at the Meals
home.
The pupils of the seventh grade, who
4 are very much behind in their arith-
metic work, are trying very hard dur
/ ing vacation to make UP as much of
the work as possible.
] Miss Velva Hayden is at home with
Mrs. R. j. Tyacke during vacation.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Rand enter
tanned John Howard and family at
dinner last Sunday.
Miss Mary Kennett, who has been
quite i'll with cold, was out of school
last Thursday and Friday.
J. E. Cochran drove to Finley Sat-
urday for Miss Ruth and Leland.
H. E. Owen and H. P. Hastings
are planning to do some road work
on the Switzler hill.
Messrs. Allan and Guy Latimer, of
Plaza, surprised their sister, Mrs. W.
Rand Sunday evening, coming for a
goosehunt and to spend Thanksgiving.
| Mr.. and Mrs. j. E. Cochran and
Mis- Ruth visited at the Kennett home
Sunday. ~A
Mrs. Rand and children visited Mrs.
! Hughes OF Hover last Thursday.
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PRINCESS PROGRAM

Friday
Herbert Rawlinson in ga Danger
Gus Affair."" ALSO a Century comedy,
Roaring Lions and Dizzy Lovers" an
animal comedy that is sure to please
and make laugh. A dandy.
Saturday.
Will Rogers in "Almost a Husband"
a comedy drama that will surely get
under your skin. Full of smokers and
chuckles that strike at the heart of
the average human being. Also James
j. Corbett in another thrilling episode
of "The Midnight Man." ....
Sunday -a. .:..za
VIM Desmond in "Barefisted Gala
gher," story of bare fists and of
strong love. Also a two reel comedy.
Monday ~ 49,. --s.
Elaine Uammerstein in "The Coun-
try Cousin" from the book by Booth
Tarkinton. A successful stage play.
Alsa Mutt & JEFF. in cartoon COM
edy. ....... .....-.... s.'..-.s .., -.
Tuesday III
Special attraction! Nazimova in
"An Eye for an Eye" This is high
dramatic subject and considered the
best of the Nazimova pictures, outside
of "The Brat" Also the Screen Tele-
gram.
Wednesday,. .-.-.-.t .E
William Russell in "Six Feet Four"
a Western picture of unusual merit,
and classed 1000 picture by all of
the reviewers. Also Lyons & Moran
comedy. Hs -
Thursday g.. Agz.- '.g.4sz<. go
Theda Bara in "When a Woman
SINS" being the story of the reforma.
tion of a Vampire. Also a comedy.
***** - r..
l. -.-.
Coming soon y aEa
/ Taylor Holmes in 'aTaxi." sss -
Pauline Frederick in "The Peace of
Roaring River" E
Bessie Barriscale in "Kitty Kelley,
M. D." - . NIB ..r @
Norma Talmadge in "The Way of a
Woman" -. ~. T. -. ...s ii
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EAST KENNEWICK
ElInIIIIIIlrIInlnnlIulIIulIunnulIIluuHHulIInmuH

Walter Thomas Mills spoke at the
Valley club house last Tuesday eve
ming on the program of the non-par-
tisan league. A large crowd attended
Miss Grace Cox spent Tuesday with
Faye Keith. 80. 49,.
Mrs. S. George and children, Mrs
Robert Mercer and Mrs. Cougar OF
Pasco spent Tuesday at the j. E. Nc
Kim home.
Mrs. George Hubbard, senior, is
again seriously i'll.
There will be basket social ut the
Valley club house on Friday, Deem
Der 5. The ladies are asked to bring
well filled baskets and the men folks
plenty of coin. A good time is prom
ised all who come.
Miss Edith Mcbride, Zelan Evans
and Miss Maxwell dined at the II. w
Brown home Sunday. -.
E. C. Tagg, who has been quite III,
is very much improved. ~
Miss Mary Linn went to Two Rivers
on Saturday to visit with friends for
a few days. ....,.. D.. .
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From the Correspondents
Items of Interest Concerning Our Neghbors Hereabous
RIVER ROAD NOTES

Mrs. A. Given left the latter part
of the week for a visit in Seattle,
while the daughters Velma and Mar
garet will spend the Thanksgiving
vacation with their sister in Ellens-
burg.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. F. Perry left Sat-
urday for ten-days' visit and to
spend Thanksgiving with their daugh-
ter, Mrs. Schenk and family in Spo-
kane.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. P. Cranmer will
be Thanksgiving guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. ]. Rudkin.
Miss Helen Carpenter came home
Friday evening from Prosser and with
her friend, Miss Mabel Smith, who
was also an over nights guest of Mr..
and Mrs. r. E. Carpenter, is attend
ing teachers institute, which is being
held in Pasco. The girls will return
to Prosser Wednesday afternoon in
time to attend Thanksgiving wedding
after which Miss Helen will spend the
last of the vacation week with her par
ents.
Continued on page four)
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FRATERNAL ORDERS
M. W.. A..

M Meets secord and fourth Tuesdays III
Iil in the Knights of Pythias hall. m
M Guy Story, v. C. III
M ....... G. H. Shanafelt, Clerk u
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1919-06-28
Her Quiet Ways
By VICTOR REDCLIFFE

Copyright. 1919. by Western Newspaper UniOn.)
He never forgot the few lively, al
most riotOus weeks that followed his
graduation. Leslie Warren had won
the best college prizes. His father
was more than ready to start him in
business In a good way. And there
was Norma WaldrOn!
Succeeding the period of vacation
and festivlty awarded by his student
friends, there had come week spent
at HazelwoOd, the palatial country
home of the Waldrons About a Sc
lected dozen were invited. Norma and
her closest college girl friends were
the hostesses and from the start Leslie
had been attracted by Norma, and at
the finish 1t was pretty generally be-
ueved that there would be a match.
Norma was a veritable madcap. 1t
never occurred to Leslie that his staid,
eminently, conservative parents would
never receive as prospective daughter
in-law a romp, q mere butterfly of
flashiness, folly and mischief. The
practical phase of marriage he had
never paused to consider. 1t was the
hast evening of his visit when he man
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1919-06-28

and Within Twenty-fOur hours II
seemed as though a salutary spell was
cast over the volatile spirits Of the
guest. He had always known that
Ruth, with her quiet ways, was a
strong contrast TO Norma, but now,
as those quiet ways accorded with the
sweet, soothing peacefulness of her
environment, Leslie began to take an
interest In her that absorbed him.
Gracious, gentle, almost queenly in
her quiet, gIrlish dignity, when he was
not in her presence a strange new in
1uence seemed to have come into his
existence.
What was it-new surroundings, the
fever of excitement subdued by calm
and wholesome environment, or was
1t an uprising of genuine love quenCh-
ing the fitful flash of fancy? Leslie
seemed to have entered upon a new
life. The house, its occupants, all ma
ture appeared in harmony complete
with rational enjoyment, and Leslie
was sorry when that week neaTed its
end.
He was uneasy. He was almost
tempted to leave Oakhurst, not car
ing to again meet the old idol Of his
dreams. Then, opening a newspaper
that had just come by mail, he read
an account of the elopement of Norma
Waldron with the man who had once
aroused his jealousy.
His spirits were rapt and joyous as
he realized the news. He was free
if he had ever been OtherwjSe-fr""
to WOO and win the woman whose loss
would have shadoWed all his life
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Take time 10 scrutinize your life.
Try 10 define Just why you are run"
and decide for yourself that if you are
going 70 be ruled, as most Of us are.
II must be by something or somebody
well worth the arduous Sprinung We
are all indulging in. If the goal to-
ward which we are being Steered Is
worth while. only then can we look
back and feel that the race has been
we'll run
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OF his attachment for Norma. You
see, Norma is so used to excitement
and variety and lots of company that
it would be pretty dull for her down
at IOakhurst. Ny sister is the dear
est, IoveIiest being in the world, but
her quiet ways are in very strong con-
trast to the flashing, dashing methods
Of our charming Norma"
The thought of meeting Norma and
of having her all to himself greatly
relieved Leslie. During that interven-
ing week, however, he had been a
good deal disturbed with rumors that
his capriciOus ladylove was acting
the flirt and cOquette. There was a
fashy stranger who was said to be
paying her unusual attention.
Leslie knew Percy Glidden well,
his sister Ruth only slightly. When
he reached Oakhurst and was driven
along it's quiet streets, it seemed good
to him to experience certain restful
calm after the arduOus social activity
that had become continuous and
WearisOme. Somehow the old-fash-
ioned home of the Glfddens presented
a haven of restfuIness. There was
a severe disappointment at the start
however.
Sorry, Leslie" Percy GIidden told
him, "but Norma is not coming until
next week-some important engage
ments is her plea. Do you think you
can stand seven lonely days of our
dull routine?"
"Give me a hammock and a book
and I'll be the very peacefulest being
in the world, Percy" declared Leslie.
A grand old place it was indeed
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No Person Has Seen the Sun.

Astronomers aver that no one has
ever seen the sun. \ series Of Concen-
trio shells enveIops a nucleus Of which
we apparently know nothing except
that IL must be almost infinitely hotter
than the tierceSt furnace and that il
must amount 10 more than uine-tenths
of the solar mass. That nucleus is the
real sun, forever hidden from US. The
outermost Of the enveloping shell is
about 5000 miles thick, and is called
the "chromoSphere."
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ST. fF9;'?e;:E::zz.'!g{E{z =: s! s g{7{;.|zSX zisXz1
AuthOr Of AT GoodEOTd Siwssh" -
THE OPTIMIST.

An optimist Is a man who would
celebrate the anniversary Of the day
on which his leg was broken, because
Ghe automobile didn't spoil his
clothes when it ran over him
The optimist sees only the bright
side Of things Every dark cloud
TO him has a silver lining and is per-
petually inside out. There is no such
thing as misfortune to the optimist.
He has torn the misfortune page out
OF his lexicon, and has used it for a
cigar lighter. II he is poor, he is
glad because he will enjoy so much
more being rich week after next.
II he is sick, it is most auspicious
occasion because he is indoors with
liver complaint, instead of outdoors
catching pneumonia. If he has lost
his job, it will enable him to enjoy
a nice vacation. If he is starving,
ne remembers how uncomfortable fat
people are, and smiles. If the home
team is seven runs behind in the
eighth inning, does he leave the park
in disgust? No, indeed. Something
is bound to turn up in the ninth, so
he bets another dollar and stays on.
In fact, betting, gold mining, and
stock selling would hardly be paying
games if it were not for the Optimist.
He will bet on q three-legged horse,
because for all he knows it may grow
another leg on the back stretch. He
will buy $1,000 worth of stock in a
hole in the ground with traces of
brass filings in it and will pay as
easements for forty years, greasing
up his wheelbarrow every month in
order to be ready when the dividend
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aged to get Norma alone to himself.
Norma" he said, "there is some
thing must tell you before we part"
She slipped from his caress and
moved away with tantalizing swift
ness and grace.
Don't spoil it ALL" she responded.
"Wait till we meet again"
"But when?" he demonstrated.
every soOn-I promise 1t. Then you
shall tell me all your troubles"
Troubles! You mean the cause
of my alternate deliriOus hopes and
blacklist despair"
"Listen-they are coming. They
will be here in a few moments. Ruth
Glidden has invited me to spend a
week at OakhurSt. You know her
brother Percy we'll. / will so arrange
It that you, too, shall be there during
my stay. Is not that enough to sus-
tain your hopes and Danish your
despair, my loyal and trusted cheva-
Ner?
And then she fitted away, a daz-
zling sprite, and Leslie felt as though
the rarest gifts of the gods were his
of a verify. Oh! he was sure he had
found unending happiness and he
was still more certain Of 1t when Per
cy Glidden met him one day and said
to him:
"This next week of yours belongs
to my sister Ruth and Norma Wal
dron. Of course we can count on you, u
and Leslie flushed slightly at the sure
intimation- that his friend was aware
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transparent, make an airplane invisi-
bic at the height OF a few thousand
feet. also increasing the operators
field Of vision. Sheets one one-hun-
dredth-inch thick are about as strong
as the ordinary wing cover. and the
weight OF nine ounces 10 the square
yard is but slightly greater. The rap
id spread Of tear when started is
disadvantage that may be overcome
with reinforcing OF loosely woven
silk.
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Pope's Poetry.

His poetry is not a mountain-tarn
like that Of Wordsworth; II is not In
sympathy with the higher moods Of the
mind; yet it continues entertaining in
spite of all changes of mode. 1t was
a mirror in drawinE-room, but il gave
back faithful image Of society, pow
dered ana rouced, 10 be sure, and in
tent on tr!1es, yet still rs human in its
way aS the heroes of Homer in theirs
Lowell.
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The optinjSt sees only the bright side
of things.
life is very beautiful to him, and he
is always happy Once an optimist
was lynched for horse stealing out
west, and just before they kicked
the barrel out from under him, he
was asked if he had any last words.
Looking over towards the mountains
he murmured: "You couldn't have
picked out a spot with a nicer view"
Pp
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1919-06-28

is declared He will buy a block Of
stock in a perpetual motion company
and will hold onto it even after some
other sucker has offered to cart it
away for him free Of charge
Thus optimism is profitable, but
not always to the optimist. However,
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1919-06-28
Thinking Of Strenuous Days.

Barber Carried away hy his remi-
niecenceS)-"Andw when he'd loOped the
loop he did a nose dive that fairly
took your breath away. ay."-Boston Eve
ming Transcript.