Evening journal., 1919-08-16
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Country Judge-Ten dollars.
Autoist-Can you change s9O-dol-
Judge-No, but can change the
nne. Twenty dollars.
The Thelluson will case dragged out
in the English courts from 1921 TO 1851.
The Bishop-Demetra will case lasted
i22 years. And, in 1908 there was set
tied at Fireman, England, a lawsuit that
had been in progress since 1880. II took
the courts as years TO decide on the
right Of man to raise dam, and by
lhe time the Judges got through with
the case, the river had dried up.
Fromer argues thurly;
The owl Is not wise-no wise bird
or man boots at anything.
A doctor, testifylng at a coroner's
inquest. gave IL as his belief that the
deceased, an English workman, drown
Cd" himself by breathing beer into his
: ,ungs while taking a deep breath while
drinking.
10 took six Philadelphia girls Just ten
seconds TO dress in a contest the other
day, but then, they were merely dress
ing TO win a race and not 10 go TO a
party or the show, and there wasn't
any husband waiting impatiently down
stairs for them 10 come down.
Such Is life with Mr.. Sdensparker.
Otis Sidensparker, Of Thomaston. Me,
Of years old. and the oldest man i'm
town, recently finished splitting six
and one-half cords Of flrewOOd. Mr..
Sidensparker says an ak in ones hands
IS better than a dozen bottles OF medi-
cine from the drug stores.
Emil Drager Of Little Neck Bay. "
Y. harpooned a 200 pound shark the
other day. Just think Of what a whop-
per Of a shark could have gotten into
Big Neck bay
Almost anyone will admit that It's de-
cidedly uncomfortable 10 lose ones
pants from ones Pullman car berth,
and that is what happened 20 James
WHkin. Oklahoma. H0wsoever. James
has been soothed by the payment OF
sijO5O damages by the L. 8 railroad
administration. He asked for $1,000. in
eisiing that he had suffered thus much
ly in the way Of mental anguish"
NEW YORK-"Speaking for God
when the spirit moves YOU after ~ p.
m, is a misdemeanor, William Turner
learned In court. Turner was arrested
for keeping a neighborhood awake.
NEW YORK-Two cats and dog
broke up a real estate business and led
20 a suit and counter suit for $4,000
each between Mrs. Sarah Lodewick and
Esther Schultz, neighbors.
NEW "66s3-Au-i9i9" govern
ment carrier pigeon, seeking shelter
from a storm frightened a stenOgra-
pher in a skyscraper ofilce by tapping
on the window.
BIRMINGHAM, Na.-Federal au-
thorities are investigating complaints
OF proflieering by undertakers.
BURLINGTON. Vt,-Whne taklns a
bath i'm a hotel here. George L. Preston
was robbed OF ieWelry valued al SlJ
and s75 in cash. Il sure was cleaned, W
said Preston.
GLASTONBURY, Conn.-Shortage Of
girl help in the wrapping room led the
Williams Soap Co. to install phono-
graphs 10 dispense jazzy airs while the
girls work. Result more girls than
needed.
OAKLAND, Cal.-Her parrot continu-
ally swOre and she killed it to protect
its morals, Mrs. Sarah MathewsOn ad-
mitted In a civil suit.
MILWAUKEE. W7is.-After three in
terpreters attempted TO talk with John
Plazienne in nine different languages,
Plazienne turned disgustedly TO the
Judge and narrated his case in fluent
English.