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MILLIONS
Suffer from


Millions OF people suffer year after year
from ailments affecting practically every
part of the body, never dreaming that their
III health can be traced directly to acid
stomach. Here is the reason: poor digestion
means poor nc drishment of the different
organs and tissues OF the body. The blood Is
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS weak, thin, sluggish.
Ailments of many kinds spring from such
conditions. Biliousness, rheumatism, ium-
bago, ~sciatica. general weakness, loss OF
power and energy. headache. insomnia,
nervousness, mental depression--even more
serious ailments such as catarrh and cancer
OF the stomach intestinal ulcers. cirrhosis
Of the liver, heart trouble-all OF these can
often be traced directly to acid
Keep a sharp lookout for the first symp-
toms OF acid Observation-Disclosures. heart
burn. belching. food repeating, that awful
painful bloat after eating. and sour. gassy
stomach. EATONIC. the wonderful modern
remedy for acid-stomach. is guaranteed to
bring quick relief from these stomach mis-
cries. Thousands say they never dreamed
that anything could bring such speedy relief
and make them feel so much better In
every way. Try EATONIc and you, too.
will be Just as enthusiastic in its praise.
Make your life worth iiving--no aches or
pains-no blues or melancholy-no more OF
that tired, ~Iistless feeling. BE well and
strong. Get back your physical and mental
punch: your vim, vigor and vitality. You
will always be weak and ailing az long az
you have acid-stomach. SO get rid OF IL now.
Take EATONIC Tablets-they taste good
you eat them like a bit OF candy. Your
druggist has EATONIC-50 cents for a big
box. Get a box from him today and II you
are not satisfied he will refund your money.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
More Coming.

Buddy, my ~ive-year-old commanding
Gus, chaperoned by his mother, and in
the evening after l came home from
the office he vas telling me all about
it. He paused in the middle of d glow
ing description of the clowns and
everything to say: Nov, daddy. give
me a penny and I'll tell you the else of
it."-Chicago Tribune.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25

snow that the wal is over / dare
say your boy can write you where he
is located in France"
ooh, yes" said Mr.. Cobbles, 'but
the information doesn't do me an
mother any good. He might Just as
well say he's somewhere in France
The names of them French villages
don't mean anything to people who've
never been outside of the state they
We're born in."-Birmingham Age-Her-
aid.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
Concrete Rafaed Bandits.

At the time of the Madero revolution
In 1910 the various railways of Mexico
were beginning 10 use concrete In the
making of culverts. and IT Is under
stood that most of the concrete cuI.
verts and bridges built at that time
have withstood the bandits attacks
and other injuries, while the wood and
steel structures have been destroyed.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
WHEN YOU SUFFER
FROM RHEUMATISM
Almost any man will tell you
that Sloan's Liniment
means relief

For practically every mar has used
1t who has suffered from rheumatic
aches, soreness of muscles, stiffness of
joints. the results of weather exposure.
Women, too. by the hundreds of
thousands, use it for relieving neuritis,
lame backs, neuralgia, sick headache.
Clean, refreshing, soothing, economic
cal, quickly effective. Say "Sloan's
Liniment" to your druggist. Get it
today. 35c. zoe. lao
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
500 Reward. 500

Catarrh is a local disease greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions. It
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
Is taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys-
tenn. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation of the disease,
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature IN
doing its work. $4,000 for any case Of
Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE fails to cure.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
y. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo. Ohio.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
Slams Pointed That WAY.

Visitor-What makes you think VIII
liam will grow up to be u great doe
tor?
with his little playmates, he said !:
Gentlemen, before we begin TO oper-
ate. you hold the patients hands and
feet, I'll get the three cent out of his
right-hand pocket"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
Ahnut Ready TO Give un.

Jane was barely getting over an at
tack OF measles when she contracted
the humps. When her father said:
"Well, how's little daughter today?"
she replied: "Oh, daddy, Use dist not
worth junk"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
Again.

On the night of armistice day a
negro trooper met some hilarious
Frenchmen. Next morning he was
before his captain. charged with in
toxicatiOn.
young man." scowled the cap
tain. you've got a mighty good rec
ord. and I'm sorry. Have you any
excuse to offer for this outbreak? ?"
II amt got no excuse, please,
cap'n." said the culprit. but Use done
got a good reason"
"A reason" exclaimed the captain.
"What is it,"
"Well. cap'n, l dunno de English
TO- II. but de bunch l met las night
called 1t encore"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
Always iiopefuI.

"Your real fisherman is a true OPP
timist."
"What now?"
"Look at Flubdub. The dock is so
high that his line won't reach the wa
ter"
Wellf"
$50 he's angling for flying fish,
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
IL Makes a Difference.

"Well, my boy has discovered n
thing since he returned from the war"
whats that?"
"He's found out that he has to be
formally introduced TO a lot Of girls
who used to be tickled to death to
dance with him when he was wear
ing his uniform"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
Uncle Eben.

ID tiredest business man I ver
saw" said Uncle Eben, "is one dat
tried TO go to de races. play golf an
take in a music show, all in de same
day."
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
often the Case.

White--Is he in business?
Black-No. he is the president OF
our Business Mems association.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
Soft Pedal.

Jones-This is n free country.
Brownies, but speak lower; some
secret service man may overhear you.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
WiIIinu to Try Them.

"Are you in favor of light wines?"
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25

It's all up with the vocalist who cans
draw his breath.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25

The wife of a photographer doesn't
always look pleasant.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25

How the shades of the ancient
prophets must lee at the man who
grinds out our weather predictions.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25

much as he'd like TO have you think
he does.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25

Beauty may be only skin deep. but
there's no argument about curves.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25
Both.

Manager-That was a roast you got
Actor-Yes, il was q raw deal.
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0,0O0,o 900 to Remodel Warsaw.
Remodeling city of Warsaw, Poland,
will take II years at an estimated
.ost of 500. 1000 1000.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25

1t is folly to tell a man who has the
toothache that misery loves company.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25

You can always prove a "sure
thing" as all wrong by betting on it.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25

A handful of common sense is worth
a bushel Of book learning.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1919-09-25

Il was in terrible shape from kidney
trouble, says ID. Reuter-, North ST.,
West Chicago, Ill. Il couldn't stoop
because OF the awful pains in my back
and the steady, duff misery almost
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-02-03
INDISPENSABLE"
AFTER NINE YEARS
OF INTERNAL BATHS

Mr.. Addison /. Williams, Box 1854,
Sanford, Fla, writes Tyrrell's Hy-
gienic Institute of New York, as fol-
lows:
Regarding the j. B. L. Cascade I
feel it is one Of the indispensable arti-
Giles and should be in every home. /
have not taken $40 worth of medicine
since obtaining it-about years"
You can be free of biliousness and
constipation, with all the ills which
they produce, by an occasional inter
nal bath. The j. B. L. Cascade ad-
mi ters scientifically, it being an in
vention of Chas. A. Tyrrell, M. D., of
New York, for 25 years specialist ON
internal bathing.
By the proper application of Ma
lures cure-warm water-it keeps the
lower intestine free of all poisonous
waste and permits every function to
work in harmony and without clog
ging-hence makes one consistently
bright, capable and well.
Americas Drug Co., Americas, Ca,
will be glad to show and explain
the u. B. l.. Cascade" to you, and
will also give you free on request
On interesting and authoritative book,
why Man of Today Is Only so 20
VfR"ient," written by DR.. Chas A.
Tyrrell
Ask for it today while it is fresh
in your mind
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-02-03
COLDS DANGEROUS;
WATCH OU 7
Pneumonia. and Grippe Develop
From Common Colds.

1t is folly TO neglect common cold.
At any minute it may develop into
pneumonia, influenza, grippe or other
dangerous disease.
At the first symptoms of cold in
nose, throat or chest, apply Hodges
Group Rub freely, thus safeguard
ing yourself against pneumonia.
Hodges Group Rub is an external
remedy, of proven merit, for coughs,
colds, pneumonia and Group. 1t con-
tains nothing injurious, and can be
applied freely with healing, bene-
fetal effect.
Thousands of pneumonia victims
would be alive today, had they applied
Hodges Group Rub when their cold
set in. Don't wait till the crisis to
get Hodges Group Rub, but order
bottle fro myour druggist today and be
prepared for the emergency.
Look for the name Hodges Group
Rub" on the bottle and package. Ac-
cept no substitutes. adv
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-02-03
AFTER ILLNESS
zIRON IRON TONIC
When Your System Needs Strength, After a
Sick Spell, Try zITOn.

Your blood must have iron to give
your body strength. Lack OF iron
makes many people pale, weak and
languid. To put iron into your blood,
take Ziron Iron Tonic. Especially af-
ter a severe illness do you need Ziron
to bring back appetite and build up
weakened vitality.
J, E. Clifton, of r. r. D. 8, Lyons,
Ca, writes: Last summer / had ty
phoid fever and had hemorrhages of
the bowels and my health was wretch
ed. seemed to be unable to get my
strength back. | had no appetite,
had no energy, didn't think l was
ever going to get well My knees were
weak, my flesh felt clammy, was in
a pretty bad condition. I heard of
Ziron and what good tonic and
strengthened it was, and sent for it
at once. 1t helped me. / began to
improve and soon felt much better and
stronger"
All druggists sell or can get Ziron
for you. Get a bottle today. 1t is
guaranteed. zNo
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-02-03
BEST PREVENTIVE
FOR INFLUENZA
IS ACTIVE LIVER
CalOtabs, the Eausealess CaIomel
That Is Free From Danger of Sail.
walton, Is the Ideal Laxative for
Colds and Flu.

Keep your liver active your system
purified and your digestive organs in
perfect working order. That is the
advice of physicians as to how to
avoid influenza and serious complica-
tions. At the first sign of a cold or
sore throat, take Calotab, the per-
feCted calomel that is free from the
nauseating and salivating qualities
of the old style calomel, and whose
medicinal properties are vastly i'm
proved
One Calotab at bed time with swal-
low of water-that's all. No salts, no
nausea, nor the slightest interference
with your eating, pleasure or work
Next morning YOUR cold has vanished
your liver is active, your system is
purified and you are feeling fine, with
hearty appetite for breakfast Gallo
tabs are sold only in original sealed
packages. price thirtv-five cents Your
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-02-03
$l0O Reward, 500

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all its stages and
that is catarrh Catarrh being greatly
influenced by constitutional conditions
requires constitutional, treatment. Halls
Catarrh Medicine is taken Internally and
acts thru the Blood on the Mucous Sur
faces OF the system thereby destroying
the foundation of the disease, giving the
patient strength by building up the con-
stitution AMI assisting nature in doing it's
work The 0roprietors have so much
faith in the curative powers of Halls
Catarrh Medicine that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails
to cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Addl sss p ]. CHENEY & CO. Toledo.
Ohio. Sold by all ---luggtst. 7tc.
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DEATHS.

j. T. Morris, aged SO years, died at
1884 o'clock last night at his home in
the 2Sth district. He had been i'll a
week from influenza and pneumonia.
Mr.. Morris was reared in Sumter
county. He was a member of Salem
Methodist church He is survived by
his wife; one daughter, Miss Annie
Willis Morris; brother, H. ]. Nor
ris, and three sisters, Mrs. J. W. Pot
ter and Mrs. B. Parker, of Sumter
county, and Mrs. w. M. Griffin, of
Louisiana. MI. lm
The funeral took place at 8 o'clock
this afternoon from the home, con-
Quoted by Rev. Marvin Vincent, Burial
was in the family cemetery
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-02-03
TOCK-TAKING TIME ----

During the next fem days mill be taxing annual
inventory After that completed mill have INTERESTING
NEWS for YOU After such sale as haze just had there
found the stock various things that should be disposed Of
FINAL CLEAN UP, and rest assured going to GIVE
YOU THE BENEFIT of them. We mill want to clear them out
of our pay and be ready for the SPRING BUSINESS.
Extraordinary PREPARATIONS have been made for NEW
SEASONS busness-NEW STOCKS, in department.
arriving and mill be arriving BIZ the DAILY express and eigh
These mill be opened and immediate displays mill be made foE
oDng the completion Of Inventory All of Dhich uou DILL be
appraised of through these columns.
We again thank uou!
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. If every person who Wis I
r tied the Hostess Houses +
= erected and maintained by =
= the Young WOmen's Chris ,
y tan Association during the =
= war, would contribute one =
= dollar each the campaign to =
= raise $4,000 j" each GeOr- .
= gia county would be largely =
r oversubscribed. The fact =
= that the "Y. W." spent a =
= great deal of their regular =
+ revenue in this and similar =
r work in the early days of =
y the war before the various ,
r war funds were created is =
= one reason why it is now y
= necessary to ask for funds .
T. with which to carry on the >
+ regular work. 1t is also true =
= that there have been no =
= campaigns to replace this =
Il money, as all funds raised :
y were for strictly war work. =
: The people of Georgia will =
= certainly not allow the =
= splendid work this 0rgani- +
4. zation has been doing for =
+ years to suffer. +
= :
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-02-03

Or rifles we were entirely without,
But the French felt safer when we
were about.
Now this French Lingo" was hard to
chew.
We got our francs mixed up with
"parley VOC"
With the market places, we had quite
time.
When we tried to but matches they
thought we meant wine.
! tried to learn French and so did
my pals,
But the best we could do was a few
gFpnts and growls.
Our duty in France was made very
plain.
Twas work on the autos in the mud
and the rain.
Our lame was soon known from sea-
port and trench.
We could maize a new car with an old
monkey wrench.
They came in the thousands, both
lords and Cads,
TO get repaired by our able lads.
nnn't stop us, they shouted, were
. bound to go
To those fighting mechanics at Neauf-
chateau.
The war now is finished. The victory
is won.
sos is proud of duty we'll done.
To do ourselves justice, we know
very well
That we've helped push the kaiser
one step nearer hell.
Written by a Soldier of Three-O-
Eight. A e. F. Private Ben Shiton.
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Your Blood Needs
:, Q 2 . "a

TABLETS-On account of the great
demand from the public for ZiRON in
tablet form we are now putting 1t up
in this way. Each 81 bottle contains
75 tablets. Can be sent by parcel
post. Chattanooga Drug G Chemical
Co., Chattanooga. Tenn.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-02-03

though it is vital to the contin-
ued development Of the Associa-
ton that the amount be raised
It is hoped that no county viii
fail to subscribe at least $4,000,
and that many of them will dou-
BILE that amount, as the total ask
ed for in Georgia is just large
enough to take care of the work
that is now IN sight, and does not
leave very much for new work
or emergencies. Neither is the
amount large enough to permit
of any expensive campaign be-
ing made.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-02-03
We Thank You!
PURE DIGESTIVE AR0MkTlcs WITH
SHivAR MINERAL WATER AND GINGER

In rounding the hfeh anniversary of this business we
desire here extend cordial and thanks to our
friends and patrons only of Amecus and Sumter County but
OF all the counties surrounding for their very liberal support
extended through entire business We unable
express in words the gratitude feel.
During all these years have endeavored every way to
the people store that would be credit only the city IN
which we live, but to ourselves WELL
Whatever success we have made we are indebted to YOU
tor the part that have contributed oward During the past few
days numerous OF old clients have been and renewed the
pleasant associations OF andng-manv of them
m Tor quarter century, of them thirty and forty years. and
few Of them of fifty years standing.
On "Wednesday last one of these valued patrons was in with
his wife and bought of clothes His good wife remarked that
she had been of the business 1862 They
married 1870 and have continued their trade relations with this
business right along always pleased with every purchase
they have made.
What could be gratifying to us than to have the good
people express themselves this way2
We have just concluded the GREATEST SALE ever in
history tor this OF the PEOPLE have come from not
only all the and counties adjacent but also from the highways
and hedges Long they learned that when told them
going do thing meant that there taking about
Many thousands of dollars worth of merchandise have
been distributed hroug hout this section by us.
Now in the beginning of the second lap of this century
Understand position how much OF this
second halt shall be able complete, that
shall start with renewed efforts still better store than
we have the past We want to merit your con6ned
confidence and patronage Ii anything at ANSEYS
that representation made do not fail to to
and make known We want nothing from this establishment
that is not satisfactory In every particular.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-02-03

druggist recommends and guaran-
tees Calotabs by offering to refund
the price if you are not delignteo
with them. VauS~
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-02-03
To Cure a Cold In One Day

Take LAXATIVE BROMo QURVnNE CTablets.) 1t
stops the Cough and Headache and works of the
Cold. E.W. GROVES signature on each box Soc.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-02-03
Y.W.C. A. ASKS $4,000 FROM
EACH COUNTY IN GEORGIA

During the war the Young
Women's Christian Association
devoted practically all of its time
and money to war work. The
funds raised by or for the Y. w.
C. A. were to be used for war
work exclusively, and a strict OBJ
servance of the conditions under
which that money was given puts
the Association in a position
where it is absolutely necessary
that it have funds with which
to continue it's regular work.
In order to relieve that stu
alton, and make possible a con-
tinuance of the extension work
that has done SO much to in
crease the usefulness of the AS
ISOLATION in the past, the Nation
al Board has decided to ask the
people of the entire country to
contribute. The amount asked
for in each county Of Georgia is
small, just $4,000. The quota
for the entire state is $4,000,
but Atlanta, Savannah, Macon,
Augusta, and Columbus, the cit
les where there are local associa-
tons, will take care of all ex-
cept the $4,000 that each coun-
ty is asked to give.
The campaign to raise this
small sum will be put on from
February 9Th to 18th. The same
machinery that did such effective
work during the United War
Work drive will be used, with but
few exceptions. Mrs. E. H.
Goodhart, Of Atlanta, will be
state chairman; Miss Myrtice
McCaskill will be state director,
while Miss Leone Westbrook will
act as advisory director. The
same county and district chair
men will be used wherever pos
sible.
1t is not going to be necessary
to put on any elaborate campaign
to raise this small amount. al