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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
SAYS FARMERs CHEATED

Editor The Star: Could you, or
any OF your readers. give Us some
information regarding the following.
IL the government going 20 enlargs
Camp Lewis. nov that the war 4
over
IL not. why r. Pierce county con.
demning all the farms between span.
away and Loveland. many % them
as far as eight or ten miles from
Camp Lewlsg
To get the camp. Pierce county
was compelled 10 donate the land
needed. and II So, aside a sum for
buying up the farms. but Instead q
paying farmers what they were worth
they spent most OF the money on en.
gineers and lawyers TO get the land
valued az low as possible.
In most cases. they have PAID
about one-thlrd Of what the farmer
themselves actually paid in the fin,
place. These get nothing for tho
many years OF hard work they have
put In on what they thought to coz
vert into a permanent home.
There ia one case Of farmer wht
bought a place for 5000. and who
still owed $4,000. whose land wa.
valued By Pierce county at s2.ees
and purchased By force at that price
the price OF what he stii owed or
IL What does this man get for biz
years OF hard labor. and the money h.
sunk on the place. in addition 10 the
$1,000 purchase price paid, What
right has Pierce county 10 actuziiy
steal this mans $4,000 and his hom
and llvingg
What Is Pierce county going to d.
with all this land. II the camp IL no.
going 10 be enlarged Is Pierce
county going into the real estAu
business and try 10 get more land
for nothing?
A lot Of farmers out this way win
be obliged for an answer. We are
tired OF this land graft.
FARMER
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
STAMP IDEA or PEACE
On AL IMAGINATIO>s

what can tho citizens q Seattle
do 20 help along the peace Of
Jerusalem idea'7" ! asked Dr. Wood.
ward
''rhe best thing 20 do IL TO send a
cableErum 20 the American delegates
10 the Versailles conference. asking
them to propose that whom peace IL
finally signed tho announcement be
made from Jerusalem" he said,
Jews. MohammedanH. Catholics.
Protestants. all creedn. can meet IN
great mass meetings Ia each city.
There IL not n creed whose proph.
Gales ana traditions do not point TO
the fact that some day. out OF
Jerusalem. worldwide tidlnEH shall
come that shall make all men happy.
Ia every city. al such meetings. res.
olntlons can be- passed. asking our
representatives in Versailles 20 re-
quest tho Htateamen OF the world.
there gathered. 90 adopt the Peace
OF Jerusalem idea. American cities
can flood tho Versailles conference
with such csblesrams.
We ought 10 stamp this coming
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
Where the Negative Works

The senate make treaties but it reject them
if it will Nothing is to be said The has
affirmative power whatsoever.-New York World.
Rats, There's lot to be said and it is going to
be said 1t will likely be said in the United States senate
until all of sick of it.
True, the senate has affirmative whatsoever
but it has negative that is positive Give the
negative power and wei make any affirmative proposition
presented by the other fellow look like something the cat
has brought in
But there is a feature about this matter of treaty
making that is at this time unusually conspicuous 1t is
treaties and yet treaties with foreign nations part Of
their fundamental law Neither individuals states
of the Union people act in trespass
concoced by the president and confirmed by twothds of
the senate It's daned sight Prussan than demo-
cratic and the arrangement made solely sop
original aristocracy.
We're simply lucky in having a Wilson who is after
Nothing is to be sad?" Huh, Part of our rep
resentatve senate already sitting up nights discover
fiery adjectves TO throw at anything Wilson may be able
to put that conference table.
Austra's imperial castle has been converted into a
childrens home.-Cablegram.
Progress, my lords! Progress, The that harbored
buzzard autocracy young comforts the chick the
useful peban hen. The infant by Divine right Of birth"
fated to Cypress and degenerate suppanted by
the infant grasping at its chance for freedom equality
happiness and usefulness.
castle is the rcost Of feuda power arrogant exclu-
sveness ffigd seshness and whole brood of black nfu
1t is the breeding of special privilege and Injustice
and when men to look upon it unafraid they pull it
down, make it sightseeing object for tourists or
better yet convert 1t into comfortable home for the chi
dren of the streets. And progress-from the little
princeing up to the child Of opportunity
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
ny W. e.. SHEPHERD
Americas Foremost War Core.
anoudeni

THE PLAINS. Virginia. Jan. T.
have run down In The Plains. n
little place In Virginia. tho man
who has hit the East and tho South.
right In ito heart and liz imagina.
ton. with the idea OF the Peace OF
Jerusalem"
lie IL doctor Of medicine. Ills
name IL Edmund Lee Woodward.
lie saw the soldiers OF the great
nations and terrors and hates OF war
In the Boxer revolution. thru which
he passed.
Tor fifteen years he was a medical
missionary in China lie is "a broth
crinlaw OF Rudolf Boiling Tuealer.
cousin Of Mrs. Woodrow Wilson.
head OF the American Red Cross In
siberia.
To-day he ~ rector Of "A small
Episcopal church In The Plains. In
his study he has uncovered an idea
that Is spreading turnout the coun.
Try.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
BUTTERW0RTH UP FOR
HEARING JANUARY IS

Gilbert Butterwor,h's demurrer TO
the federal grand jury indictment.
charging him with defrauding
parents OF dead sailors. viii not Be
heard until January II. at y. m.
Twice IL has been scheduled for
hearing. and was postponed Monday
again. in Judge J. Neterer's court
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
Henry Ford Asks
for Vote Recount

WARRINGTON. Jan. I.-Hcnry
Ford yesterday filed with the senate
a petition for a recount Of votes and
a contest OF tho election OF Truman
II. Newbcrry az u. S. senator. Ford
accompanied his petition with
charges.
These charges included:
Intimidation OF employees OF "cer-
tain large corporations"
Reporting OF votes In some pre-.
cincta without verificauon from poll
books or tally sheets.
Declaration that Nowberry knew
OF the expenditure Of moro than
ii7s 600 In his behalf. despite his dc.
mails
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
THRUOUT
NATION FLYING
At HALF MAST

WASHINGTON. Jan. T.--conwre&s
and the supreme eour, yesterday
halted their actlvttlr. for the day Ia
honor % the memory Of Cot koose'
welt
House and senate appointed com.
mitteea 70 attend tho funeral In
tho senate. Senator ledge. Atauna.
chusetts was forced hy his emotion
70 suspend n hricf speech concerning
Roosevelt. iIla voice broke. his
eyes filled and he "a, down with the
statement:
There IL nothing more can say"
Vice President Marshaii appointed
this committee 10 attend the funeral.
aa follows:
Senators Lodge. Martin UirEinial.
WAdKworth. Calder. johnson tCali.
formal. Knox. Kellogg. Poindrrtsr.
Curtis. Harding. salisbury. Cham.
beriAfn. Underwood. Reed and Sim
mons
In addressing the supreme court.
Attorney General Gregory spoke In
a HUSKY voice that scarcely could be
heard behind the first few rows Of
seats
The nag on the white House.
where once Col Roosevelt lived. VAS
az half staff.
Secretary Daniels ordered all ships
and naval stations TO fly their flags at
half mast.
Likewise the rag under which he
had fought was ordered half mas,ed
at American army stations tho
world over. aa Il wac also on AL gov
eminent buildings In tho United
states. AZ the same time the war
department consulted tho Roosevelt
family as 10 their wishes with re-
spcct To n military funeral.
n this IL desired. troops from
New York will be sent.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
Game Warden Fined
by Justice Brinker

chris Hanson. a King county
deputy game warden. was fined $50
by JUSTICE RrInker Monday on the
charge ~ resisting public officer.
on New Years day another dep
utv. r. O.. Young. heard "A shot in
the Rcntop valley. short distance
from his home. and investigated. lie
saya he found Hanson shooting ut
ducks three minutes before sunrise.
lie attempted 10 arrest Hanson, he
told Justice Brinker. and declared
that Hanson started 20 fight
Hanson put up .25 bail. and after
his trial before Justice Brinkcr Mon
day. another SIS was added by the
Judge. after hearing the evidence.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07

why. 10 have tho news Of the
from Asia instead Of from Europe
would make them feel. more than
ever. that they had n part in H." he
replied.
Asia is the cradle OF the human
race. IL IN the home Of three fifths
OF the people on earth. ~ ~ the
birthplace OF all the great religions.
Jerusalem stands near the meeting
place OF three continents. 1t has
passed thru 30 centuries Of seige.
sack and turmoil. No conquerors
have ever been able to give that
city any other name. Jerusalem,
you know. means. In the Hebrew
language, The city OF Peace"
Dr. Woodward says that. as the
movement grows. state councils Of
national defense are working out a
form Of request TO be addressed 20
Versailles. The most commonly &C.
oeptsd form In this:
The Peace Conference OF Yer.
aaiiles. In determining the place
and official manner OF making
known the adoption OF interna.
tionai peace Is requested
First To proclaim the fact TO
the world. at the moment OF
final ratification. Dy prcarrange-
ment. from the city OF Jerusa.
lem.
Second: To name the world
peace. significantly. "The Peace
Of Jerusalem"
Third. To declare the day on
which this Peace OF Jerusalem IL
proclaimed an international
Thanksgiving day. on which all
peoples OF all countries and all
beliefs shall. in their homes and
their customary houses OF wor.
ship. offer thanks 10 God.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
Letters FROM
Soldiers
= Y = EF7F79FW|9
COB QUESTIONS

COB QUESTIONS
Editor The Star: Tho question
tho gobs OF the 18th naval district
are asking Is. what are they going
to do with us? Usc us for
decoration OF militarism? We en-.
listed to fight. but now the war IL
over. and we want to 20 home. We
have not gone yet and there are no
prospects OF going.
why is It that all the other dis.
trlcts are cmptied2 We would all
like TO know. and soon. This Is
short and straight TO tho point. and
IL IN answer 20 the soldiers letter
In The Star January /. 4 GOB.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
STARSHELLS

the chips fail where they mayT"--
II T.
Ills nam. Is unknown but u IL
thought he was "A poker player.
Questions Mr.. Grey Cannot Answer
What kind 81 sticks should I uso
20 beat humdrum7~-A. G.
Where can buy a paper Of ten.
plnsf--Mru. 7. H. J.
last night our carrier was late
and VIC had 10 wait hair an hour for
the paper. Would you call that q
papcrweiKht--H. l..
Why 10 % there arc no teeth In the
mouth 81 TiverT-E. =. 8.
What II the best kind cf starch 20
W. before ironing handouts Pa
gfoiman 4.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
GIVE yE THEM TO EAT" WAS THE COMMAND
or JESUS TO HIS DISCIPLES.

1900 cal position
Tho church has SERVED the unfortunate in this world confc,
whether
come
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07

men and women In wardesolated regions.
Well. Ia like remind this aTniabie officai-who
only had all tho soup he needed but about every.
thing else that makes men contented far as
things goId like TO remind him that Jesus into
the FISH business when he fed the five thousand who
hungry.
Nor did jesuT heal the sick that they might 10
hear him preach. he healed them because he had com
passion them and because they needed healing.
u shouldn't De much Of degradation for who
he In following IN thefoodsteps OF Jesus hand
out soup 20 hungry men. women and children. Just
because they're HUNGRY
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
Question. Mr.. Grry Cannot Ansv
Mr. Cry. non.ehold Hint.

DO not try to iight matches b.
rubbing them on mahogany furnl.
turc. The furniture L. generally 20
smooth that matches canno, be
lighted easily.
a few pieces OF Ice placed in dish
water VIII cause the grease 10 rise
TO tho top
Old douKhnuts can BE- noften.d BY
bcating them gently with a rnaiict
OF hammer.
Mashed rnacsroni makes a fine
substitute for mashed potatoes.
Never throw away the neck Of a
turkey or chicken. Make a pand.
wich OK u and give e 20 the iecman.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
ALL CREEDS CAN JOIN IN MASS MEETINGS TO BACK
IDEA NOW SPREADING FAST IN UNITED STATES


The Plains little stands
church. completed. at cost OF $4,000 This
y Episcopal church
churchyad or about
N Nearby il the pastors study.
L. woodward Of Grace church. former
missionary OF wide travel and culture His
windo "A troubled world.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
JERI sALEMs NAME
SACRED 10 ALL NATIONS

Jerusalem Is holy city TO them
all"
I interrupted 20 AJAX about how
the Peace OF jerusalem" idea would
be received BY the japanese and the
Chinese
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07

To normal minds this is ioord Of change. but to
the mind Of Potsdapl Bin it's Of chains, tcth the
jGngle grotCino
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07

peace on tho hearts and magma.
tons OF all tho unborn billions that
are 20 follow VS. or this generation.
an a holy peace. never again 20 be
broken. "a peacc IN which the God OF
the Jew. the God OF the Christian.
tho God OF the Mohammodan. the
God Of us all has had a hand.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07

Or. Dcrnherr.
tho propaganda
who was az work
In this country
for several years.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07

The suffa are fighting harder than
ever down in Washington. They de
-nand the freedom OF the ahea.
IIindenburg. writes Correspondent
Lyon, looks tired and cRrrworn. Eyi.
IDENTIFY the old man misses the vaca'
ton no planned to take in Paris
a Kansas CITY c0ur, has asked
John A. Cline 20 find the Cleveland
heirs Of a man who left a fortune %
s. 500 900. Ciino'H trouble viii not
BE- In finding them. but In lodging
them.
ANSWERED ny MIR. G. GREY
why II tho bottom OF a bell not
made square instead OF round
HIN.
Because II Il were square there
would be no ring TO IL
What IL tho highest ocean on the
glohc7--G. T. q.
The Adrl.nttlc.
Please toll me how 20 remove
knots from "A pine board p. y. 81.
Unite them just as you would any
other knot.
What Kind OF nut never grows
on n tree otto n. Beaten.
An iron one.
We girls have formed n vacation
club and intend 20 take our yaca'
tons together next summer. Can
you suggest a good motto for usT--
Angelina G.. G..
Half a Loaf II Better Than
None"
Who originated the saying. let
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07

says President Wilson favorE Ger.
many keeping her colonies.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1919-01-07
Feeding the Hungry One of the
Duties of Christian Church
by REV. CHARLES STEELE

81 have no time 10 30 into tho soup business for
CUP" said church official. discussing furnishing
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-09-13
PHILADELPHIA PRODUCE

philadelphia, Sept. 13.-Corn-L.ow-
er; yellow as to grade ana LOCATION
Oats-I,ower: No. white 79@S0c;
No. white 7s@79c; No. 3 white II
Live Poultry-Duu. white leghorn
fowls, lower, 81 a 33c.
choice fresh killed, 3sh @39hc; small
sizes, 2S@3Sc; dressed roosters. 25c.
Butter-Higher; western creamery
extra, 5Shc; nearby prints. creamery
Cheese-Lower; New York and Wis
consin, full milk, 30@S2Ac. o
Eggs-Steady; nearby nrsts' to:Go so.
per case; current receipts. Sio.oO,
western extra firsts;, s16'ZO; tahcS Sc
pound pDta'Sesmh1sss5o@ sacks, $500 4.5o; Penna, per
100 pounds, s2.S0@3. aoe.
Hay-Dull; timothy. No. l, $50 qa 80
INo. 2, s22933: No. 3. S29 az 80 per TON;
clover mixed light. $32@S3; No. L. $50
OBJ. o,.,,
mills in 100 pound sacks, sou per ION
soft winter bran $47@4S; spring BRAN
Taliow-oulet; frmer: city loose,
prime, s15hc; special 16kc; prime
Fiour-DuIl; winter straight west.
ern. new $1O.10@10:40; winter stralgnt
nearby, new s1G@1o:R25; g! z Rorsas kaPsaf aborf
Phog Phort patent. old sfs@13.5O; new.
lSii75@i2; patent old, s12.50@ a 13; new
S11.25m11.7b; spring first clear Old
s0.25@10; spring first clear and new
lSg15@9.35.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-09-13
LEGAL NOTICES

NOTICE is hereby given that ap-
plication will be made to the Public
Service Commission of the Common
wealth of Pennsylvania for the ap-
proval of contract between the
Western Union Telegraph Company
and the City of Harrisburg for the
construction, operation and mainte-
and under the following streets in the
City of Harrisburg: Third street from
state street to Mulberry street. Null
berry street from Third street to
River street, River street from the
southern side of property OF the
Cumberland Valley Railroad Company
near Mulberry street to Paxton street
Paxton street from River street TO
Cameron street Poor House road
from Cameron street to Thirteenth
street, and Paxton street from Thir-
teenth street to the eastern city line,
with the necessary ducts, pipes, man
holes and other appliances LOT the
purpose of placing and maintaining
therein and Hereunder Its wires, ca,
bles and appurtenances thereto ana
connect such wires to stations aho
other points where the same may pe
desired in such manner. ana py suSh
means as may be approved by the
superintendent of Streets and Public
improvements.
The public hearing thereon will be
held in the rooms of the Commission
at Harrisburg on the eighteenth
GSth) day of September. 1913, at 9.3O
A. M, when and where all persons IN
interest may appear and be heard IL
'"oS 80 ueS't GILL & LINN.
51S Real Estate Trust Bniidingi
Attorneys 1or Applicant.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-09-13
SteeHOn NeUS
FIRST AID TEAMS
GO TO READING
Fifteen Teams From Loval
Plant Take Part in Pre-
liminary Meet

Accompanied by the Steelton
Band, fifteen first-aid teams from the
various departments of the local
stel plant left this noon for Read
ing. where they will compete in the
second preliminary meet of the va
rious first-aid teams of the Bethle-
hem Steel Corporation. The meet
will be taken part in by teams from
the Reading, Lebanon and Steelton
plants. The local teams made The
trip in automobi' J. A number of
officials will attend the meet.
Great interest is being displayed
in the meet by the local teams. The
cup Is now held by the Electrical
team of the Steelton plant. 1t was
won from the Bethlehem teams last
year-the firsttime that any team
was able to take the cup away from
Bethlehem. Safety Engineer Butler,
who has been training the teams, is
confident that the cup can be re-
tanned by the Steelton teams. In
to-day's meet six teams will qualify
for the final meet to be held on the
Cottage Hill field on September 81.
Another preliminary meet will be
held at Sparrow's Point on Septem-
Der 20,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-09-13
High School Freshmen
Received by Seniors

The annual reception of the
freshmen by the senior class of the
High School was held last evening
in the High School building. A brief
program was held in the main room,
after which the freshmen and par
ents were shown through the entire
building. Specimens of work done
in the various departme were on
exhibition. Refreshments were
served at the Home School.
The program of the entertain
ment included Piano solo, Miss
Gladys Billet; address. Prof. L. e.
McGinnes; recitation, Miss Eliza
beth Hummer; address, Prof. C. S.
Davis; piano trio, Miss Anna Smeltz
er, Miss Mildred Westhafer and Miss
Edith Bretz.
What little hazing is done usually
happens on thenight of the recep-
ton. The freshmen last evening
kept more or less in groups. III
spite of that, however, a few minor
hazing parties were in evidence.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-09-13
LEGAL NOTICES

PROPOSAL FOR BUILDING BRIDGE
Office of Board of Commissioners
of Public Grounds and Buildings
State Capitol Building.
Harrisburg, Pa.
Sealed proposals will be received
by the superintendent of Public
Grounds and Buildings. at his office
in the Capitol Building. Harrisburg.
Pa, until IL o'clock noon, Tuesday
September 20. 1918. for furnishing ali
labor and materials to build bridge
over the ,Wapaseening Creek, on
Pennsylvania state Highway. Route
No. is, two miles from Nichols, New
York, in Windham Township, Brad
ford County, Pennsylvania. as indi-
Gated fully in the plans and specific
cations prepared by George II. Dun
ham, of Harrisburg, Pa, Consulting
Engineer. for the Board OF Commis-
sioners OF Public Grounds and Build
ings of the Commonwealth Of Penn.
syIvania-
Plans. specifications and bidding
blanks will be furnished prospective
bidders by applying to the Superin-
tendent OF Public Grounds and Build
ings. Capitol Building. Harrisburg,
Pa.
Proposals must be marked PRO
posal Wapaseening Creek Bridge" on
outside cover.
T. w. TEMPLEToN.
Superintendent.
L w. MITCHELL.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-09-13
NOTES OF MONUMENTAL

The Peace Conference" as staged
by Frank L. Jefferson and others
for the benefit of Monumental A.
M. E. Church was a great success
last evening.
Tomorrow will be the "Queen's
Rally Day" at the Monumental
Church. The queen" will be at
tired in costumes of special pat
tern for the occasion. At morning
services three of the best preaching
talent of the church will conduct
the Surprise Meeting"
During the afternoon a platform
meeting will be held at o'clck. The
Revs. o. P. Goodwin and Warner
Brown, of the First Baptist and
Mt. Zion Baptist churches, accom-
panied by their choirs and congre-
cations will participate. This ser
vice will be cosed with a sermon by
Bishop /. N. Ross, of Africa.
The evening service will be spec
tacular. The queens" in splendid
costume array, will report their
tithes for the trustees fund DR..
j. Albert Sterrett, pastor of the
church, will preach at this service.
His subject will be The Hand Writ
ing on the Wall"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-09-13
AUTOMOBILES
FOR SALE-one %-ton Information
al truck. Apply 1920 Fulton St. Man
on premises. -

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Buick light six. repainted and In
fine condition
Overland, roadster. in fine shape.
Velie, 1913, repainted> and in fine
Briscoe. s-passenger roadster. ir
fine shape.
Time payments from 4 to IL months
can be arranged on above cars.
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1917 North Third St
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-09-13

Millersburg baseball team this aft
ernoon at Millersburg. Trinity team
is composed largely of the team
formerly known as the Sons of Rest,
the team having Joined Trinity
Troop a number of weeks ago. Clave
and Jiras will be the battery this
afternoon.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-09-13
NIGHT DO HIS OWN WISHING

NIGHT DO HIS OWN WlShING
Two negroes were enjoying res
pite, during the noon hour. from
their hot task of carrying freight.
Good Lawd. man." sighed one.
Il sho wish wuz up in the cool
mountain where der WI IA lake Of
watah, and I had lots OF money and
muffin to do cept eat ice cream, fish
and swim aroun' and keep cool all
de time"
"Au' ef you owned DAT place wOuld
you all invite me TO como nr and
laze aroun' wifi you7" the other ask
ed.
Cant say as how I woui6~
But II you 5ess had O eoca la1se
couldn't I all como up and SWIM IN
|it?"
Il amt saying would"
But sposin' you all jesf haH q Ios
OF ice cream, wouldn't you e.=s ms
Say, look hear man. <z=zns Sha
sharp retort Eff you all as toe darn
lazy TO do yer own wishin' foah an
dem things and dem cooling starnu-
iants, 1es set heah an witt. Go
lumbuS Dispatch.