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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16
Collection of Freak Ads

Mark A. Mayer. owner of Mayerdae
orchards at Mosier, collec tor of master
paintings and curios, also collects
strange advertisements. Last week he
submitted to the Glacier the following !.
Anybody wanting to buy big fat
hog should come out to my farm and
see me-.
Dog for sale by young woman with
curly hair. Jumps through hoop, stands
on hind legs and is very affectionate. ;"
Umbrella for sale by woman which
can shut up and has strong ribs. =
For Sale-An automobile by man
with tank holding ten gallons"
'Wanted-A man to handle dyna-
mite in match factory" A splendid
chance to rise. -
'Wanted-A girl to work in store.
Partly on the outside and partly behind
the counter"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16
VALLEYS PAYROLL
is AT RECORD

The magnitude of the Hood River
valley harvest may be eompehrended
when one gathers something of the
payroll for orchard help. 1t is esti-
mated that at least 2.000 transient
piekers. packers. sorters and teamsters
are here al. present The harvest hands
average 81 per day. Thus the days
payroll to out of town help alone will
reach 5000. The transient pickers
will be engaged here for a month or
more, and their total receipts in wages
will exceed S225, 600.
Hood River business houses were
never buster than during the present
apple harvest Harvest help is reeeiv
ing the highest wages in the history of
the industry. and they are liberal buy
ers at stores when in the city A fair
share of their wages. it is said by mer-
chants. will be left here.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16
LITTLE BOY DIES
FROM INJURIES

With the students of the Oak Grove
school, where the boy was a general
favorite because of his brightness and
courtesy, in attendance, the funeral
services of 10 year old Lewis Lindsay
Arneson. son of Mr.. and Mrs. l.. H.
Arneson. We're held Friday at he
home. lnterment followed at Idlewilde
cemetery. The Christian Science
funeral service was read by Mrs. C. o.
Huelat
the little BOYS death resulted from
injuries sustained Saturday when be
fell from his bicycle. inflammation
followed bruised bone near the knee.
The child was also injured internally.
In addition to his parents the little
boy is survived by two sisters, Caro-
line and Inga.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16
Notice 10 Creditors

In the County Court of the State of
Oregon for Hood River County.
In the Matter of the Estate of Mary
Ann Cram. Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned has been appointed by the
County Court of Hood River County,
Oregon. as executor of the last will
and testament of said Mary Ann
Cram, Deceased. All persons having
claims against said estate are required
to present the same to the undersigned
at his place of business on Oak Street,
in the city of Hood River. Oregon,
duly verified. within six months froln
the date of the first publication of this
notice.
Frank Abbott Cram.
Executor
Dated this 18th day of September.
1919. slSol6
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16
Valleys Population Increased

With the return of scores of families
who had left to engage in war work
in Portland, and the addition of many
new families located here during the
past several months on new places, the
population of Hood River valley has
increased materially in the past eight
months. The condition is evidenced in
the increased attendance not only Of
the city. but many rural schools. The
housing situation is difficult not only in
the city. but in all rural communities.
The 1920 census is likely. to disclose
that the valleys population is well be-
yond the 5000 mark.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16

BY order OF the Board Of Directors
Everett A Brown,
s25o23 Secretary
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16
DARK DAYS
Are Days of >uflrring-Ihey are BE.
coming Brighter for Some Hood
River People

Many dark days" from kidney ills.
Backache, headache tired days;
Urinary trouble makes you gloomy
Doan's Kidney Pills have proven
their worth.
Have been tested by many kidney
sufferers.
They are endorsed by Hood River
people.
Mrs. M. A. Douglas, 1926 Seventh
ST., says: Il was more or less subject
to backache and when | was suffering
in this way my kidneys became irregu-
lar in action. felt depressed and had
no ambition for anything. After had
taken two boxes of Doan's Kidney
Pills | felt like a different person.
That misery in my back stopped and
my kidneys haven't caused me any
trouble since"
Price 60c at all dealers. Don't sim
ply ask for kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills the same that
Mrs. Douglas had. Foster-Milburn
Co., Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y. 7
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16

limited space Motor all trunks heavy baggage will be
the steam trains either advance following the
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16
An Agreeable Surprise

-, About three years ago when | was
suffering from a severe cold on my
lungs and coughed most of the time
night and davl tried bottle of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy and was sur
prlshd at the promptness with which it
gave me relief" writes Mrs. James
Brown, Clark Mills, N. Y. Many an
other has been surprised and pleased
with the prompt relief afforded by this
remedy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16
Notice of Sale of Stock in Glacier lrri.
eating Company for Delinquent
Assessments

Notice is hereby given: That on Oc-
tober oath. 1919, at the hour of 2
O'Clock p. m, at Valley Crest school
house, IN School District No. s. locat.
ed in Section lS, Twp. s., Range 10
E., W. NJ, the undersigned, in the
name of Glacier Irrigating Company,
corporation, and acting for the Board
of Directors thereof, will sell at public
auction, to the highest bidder. for cash
in hand. the stock subscribed for and
held by the persons, and in the quaint.
ties. as listed below, for the purpose
of making the unpaid and delinquent
assessments due thereon. also listed be.
low, as follows. to-wit:
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16

for tourists. We especially need your
cooperation in the upkeep of Your
HIGHWAYS so that We can truthfully tell
Americans TO visit the Northwest and
assure them that they will find there
not only scenery worth going that far
TO see. but also comfortable roads over
which to travel and comfortable ac-
comm0dations in the cities where they
top"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16
Notice Of Final Hearing

Notice is heeby given that the under
signed executor of the estate of James
M. Blossom. deceased, has filed in the
county court of Hood River County,
Oregon, his final account as such ex-
ecutor, and that Friday, the 3lst day
of October. 1919, at the hour of 10
O'Clock. a. M, at the Office of the
county Judge. has been fixed by said
court as the time and place for hearing
objections to said report and the settle
ment of said estate.
A. W. Onthank,
o2o30 Executor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16
OLD AGE STARTS
WITH YOUR KIDNEYS

Science SAYS that old age begins with
weakened kidneys and digestive organs.
This being true, il is easy 10 believe
that by keeping the kidneys and di-
gestive OFgans cieansei and in proper
working order old age can be deferred
and lifs prolonged far beyond that en-
Joyed by the average person.
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem on has been relieving the
weaknesses and disability due to ad-
yanCing Years Ii IS a standard old
time home remedy and needs no intro
ductinn GOLD MEDAL. Haarlem Oil is
inclosed in odorless, tssteless capsules
containing about 5 drops each. Take
them as you would a pill with a small
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1919-10-16

swallow OF water The oil stimulates
the kidney action and enables the
organs TO throw of the poisons which
cause premature old age. New life and
strength increase as you continue the
treatment. When completely restored
continue taking a capsule or TWO each
day GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Cap
sules VIII keep you in health and vigor
and prevent return Of the disease
Do not wait until old age or disease
have settled down for good Go to your
druggist and get box OF GOLD
MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules Money
refunded IL they do not help YOU. Three
sizes. Bur remember to ask for the
original imported GOLD MEDAL brand.
In sealed packages
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-11
American Baggage Fills
Paris Railway Stations
(By Associated Pressl

PARIS, Feb. 1.-THE railway sta
tons of Paris are piled high with AM
erican baggage these days. Noun
tains of bedding rolls, locker trunks
and the customary belongings of the
officer, block every space. for these
men are in exodus home. They repre-
sent very largely the officer personnel
not now attached to units, travelling
separately and trying to reach the
ports of embarkation. Because of this
they have to use the regular trains
and other facilities of travel and trans
fer across the city.
Porters are few in Paris railway
stations. Those that exist are old
men or wounded men, so it is not I'M
usual to see colonel of two wrest-
ling with his own baggage side by
side with whole squad of soldiers.
Then comes the hunt for a taxicab,
which is even more rare than the
porter and usually lacking any French,
these Americans have no easy time
getting out Of one station to another.
But they manage it after fashion
with the help of the American mill
tary police whose red hate bands and
hrassards are numerous in all the de-
pOtS
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-11
MIDDLETON
DEAD, AGED 70

William H. Middleton, Is years old,
and resident of Richmond for over
70 years, died at his home, corner of
Seventh and West Main streets, this
afternoon, after an illness of two
months, following a stroke Of paraly-
sis last December.
He is survived by his widow and
three children, J. B. Middleton of Port
land, Ore; D. r. Middleton of De-
troit, Mich, and Elizabeth Freeman
of Chicago.
Mr.. Middleton was born in Wilm-
ington, o., where his mother, Mrs. Jo-
seph Middleton, died while he was
still small boy. Following her death
he was sent to Richmond and was
reared here by Mr.. and Mrs. Assolom
well known residents. He
was a millwright by trade and was
owner of the Middleton Planning mill.
He was also craftsman. He fought
in the Civil war for three years with
the Union forces. In 1873 he was
married to Miss Susannah Mulloy OF
this city.
Mr.. Middleton was Hicksite
Friend and member Of Webb lodge,
Masonic organization. He was active
in the best interests of the city.
Burial will be in Earlham cemetery.
Funeral arrangements will be an
nounced later.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-11
BACK LIKE A
BOARD? IT'S
YOUR KIDNEYS

There's no use suffering from the
awful agony of lame back. Don't wait
till it passes Off" 1t only comes back.
Find the cause and stop it. Diseased
conditions of kidneys are usually indi-
Gated by stiff lame backs and other
wrenching pains, which are natures sig
nals for help!
Here's the remedy. When you feel
the first twinges Of pain or expert
ence any Of these symptoms, get busy
At once. Go to your druggist and get
2 box Of the pure, original GOLD
ported fresh every month from the
laboratories in Harlem, Holland.
Pleasant and easy to take, they instant
ly attack the poisonous germs clogging
your system and bring quick relief.
For over two hundred years they
have been helping the sick. Why not
try them? Sold everywhere by re-
liable druggists in sealed packages.
not help you. Ask for GOLD
MEDAL" and be sure the name
GOLD MEDAL" is on the box.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-11
New Fashions Tend
To Disable Women,
Says Reformer
(By Associated Press)


PHILADELPHIA, Feb. 11.-Dresses
which many women now are wearing
are causing them to become knock
kneed, knock-armed and sway-backed,"
recently declared Mrs. J. Milton Men
sendick in an address before the
Twentieth Century club.
DR.. William A. Stecher, director of
Physical Education in the Philadelphia
public schools, agrees with Mrs. Men
sendick that dresses which make wom-
en- answer to that description are in
style but he asserts that there is no
danger that they will become perman-
emily disabled by their efforts to con-
form to the new fashions.
There is nothing the matter with
woman's frame of body, but there is
with her frame of mind, he said. In
other words, she is not knock-kneed,
ETC., because she can't help it but
rather because she wants to be in
fashion.
"Dr. Celia Mosher Of Leland Stan
ford University says all of a woman's
muscles can be developed to be as
strong as those of a man." adds DR..
Stecher. Women are mems muscular
interiors ten to thirty-three percent,
statistics say. This is due to no in
nate disability, but to woman's dress
and to traditional ideas regarding
modest, feminine exercise.
ION the other hand, men are wom-
ems interiors when it comes to feel
ing the cold. Everybody knows how
long a woman can remain in bathing,
and how scant her clothing may be in
winter. and yet she does not die of ex-
posure."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-11
KING GEORGE URGES
PROMPT WORK IN
reconstruction
fBy Associated Pressl


LONDON, Feb. liking George, IN
opening the new parliament today.
after briefly abiding to events since
the dissolution Of the last parliament
just after the armistice, urged quicF
and decisive action on Reconstruction
measures an dasked parliament tic
spare no effort in healing the causes
of the existing unrest"
The king stated that government
bill would be presented simplifying
the procedure in the house of com
mons, SO that the tower body might
expedite what the government con
siders imperative measures. Among
the measures, he said. were better
housing, the formation of q department.
of health, the fulfillment of pledges TO
labor that unfair competition would
be prevented and the betterment OF
the agricultural situation through I'M
proved transportation.
In concluding the king said:
I'VE shall not achieve this end by
undue tenderness toward acknowl.
edged abuses and it must necessarily
be retarded by violence, even disturb
ance. We shall succeed only by pa
tent and untiring resolution in carry
ing through the legislation and adj
ministrative action which is required.
1t is that resolute action ask you to
support"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-11
American Husbands Aim
Of Many French Girls

PARIS, Feb. Ito get an Ameri.
can husband seems to be the ideal Of
more than 40 per cent of the Partisan
young women. At all events that is
the result OF an inquiry conducted by
LOeuvre, a Paris daily newspaper,
which publishes a series of letters set
ting forth the reasons that have guild
ed the writer's to give preference to
Americans over their compatriots.
Those who would rather marry
FTenchmen base their prediction
largely on patriotic grounds; but
large percentage of young French wo.
men confess to wholehearted admir-.
alton OF the average Americans breezy
good humor and courtesy OF manner
toward the other sex. Several French
girls who have had no opportunity to
observe American home life appreci.
ate the easy camaraderie between the
sexes and they come to the conclusion
that q good comrade must make a
good husband.
Some writers say that French low
ers are given to talking overmuch
and are too fussy about their personal
appearance. The question as to wheth-
er a man ought to shave or not seems
to agitate the French feminine mind
considerably and the voting is about
equal between the smooth-shaven
American and his French brother with
mustache.
One girl raises the curious objection
that Americans eat too much" while
another disapproves Of the "the heav-
lily framed American spectacles with
the huge round lenses which so many
Americans affect"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-11

Evansville. who is also a candidate
for district governor. and q former
Richmond resident, unless he should
withdraw from the candidacy. II he
should do this an amendment was
made to support Watkins.
It was voted to appoint q committee
to cooperate with the legislative COM
mittee of the Commercial club regard
ing the law coming before the house
concerning the city management bill.
Representative LaFuze has said that
Richmond is the only city in his ter
ritory affected by this bill and he is
DESTROYS of having some opinion on
it.
The dining room was particularly
attractive with shaded candles and
pink carnations which were furnished
by Joseph Hill. Each member was
presented with one. These carna-
tons are the ones which received the
gold medal recently at Cleveland.
About 80 members were present.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-11
WAR DISABLED MEN
/ TRAINED FOR FARMS

WASHINGTON, Feb. lin other
days farm mechanic" was usually
a chap who could solder up the hole
in milk bucket, repair the pump or
paint the wagon, or tinker with the
clock. Today the term means that
he is highly skilled artisan, employ
ed as such by larger farms. In the
blowing season he is tractor operator.
engineer of the motive machinery
which pulls the gang plows, harrows
and seeders, doing the work at one
cut OF half dozen pillow teams and
men.
He is engineer and superintendent
OF the reaping and threshing in their
seson. He supervises and operates
the cutting of silage and filling of the
silos. He takes care of the dairy ma
chinery or the electric light plant of
the farm. He looks after the upkeep
OF the automobiles and trucks of the
establishment. Such are in general
the duties of the farm mechanic" for
which disabled soldiers are being re-
educated by the United States govern
ment through the federal board for
vocational education. Disabled men
are given support fund of Sos per
month while studying and adequate
support for dependents. All expenses
OF the course are paid by the govern
ment
War disabled farm boys are pre-.
ferred for education along these lines.
Their practical knowledge of agricul-
ture being a valuable and almost es-
sentfal basis upon which to build
Large farm and plantation owners
forced by labor conditions to turn
more to mechanical labor saving de-
vices are eager bidders for competent
men and offer attractive salaries.
The federal board for vocational
education at Washington is DESTROYS
OF getting in communication with war
disabled farm young men who would
be interested in taking training for
farm mechanics and similar courses.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-11
Business Conditions in Hawaiiii
Discussed Before Rotary Club

Conditions in Hawaii were discus
sed in talk given to the Richmond
Rotary club Tuesday noon at the Ar
lingt0n by Bernard Knollenberg. Mr..
Knollenberg has recently come to
spent some time in Honolulu as a
lawyer.
The speaker touched upon the his
tory of the island, the people that in
habit it and their customs. He said
that there are more nationalities in
Hawaii than there are in the city of
New York, because not only all nat
ionalities are represented but there is
found there the different races while
in New York is found chiefly the eau
casian.
Japanese and Chinese inhabit the
island. Mr.. Knollenberg said that it
is the general opinion that the Japs
are not there for any aggressive pur-
pose but chiefly to work. OF all the
races represented in the island the
Filipino is the worst. The Japanses,
Chinese and Filipinos are all invet-
crate gamblers, he said. The Jap is a
good loser, the Chinaman is apt to
brood over his losses and perhaps will
hang himself, but the Filipino becomes
so incensed that instead of hanging
or shooting himself he shoots the other
fellow. A shooting scrape results, the
families take part and finally there is
a turbulence that is hard to overcome.
Sugar is the one great crop of the
island and there are eight or ten
plantations that rule the island, he
explained.
Speaking of the business possibili-
ties Mr.. Knollenberg said it is fruit
less for man with a small income to
go to Hawaii. If he has a large in
come he can make his business profit
able, but the great possibilities are for
the professional man.
Three members were taken into the
club. They were Joseph T. Hill, Will
liam D. Scoble and DR.. Charles Mar
vel
There were several guests among
them being Clyde Warner, Raymond
Keller, Mr.. Hoover and William KEEL
Ter of Muncie, Ind. Mr.. Keller asked
the club for support for Charles Wat
kins for district governor for Indiana
Rotary clubs which conventions will
be held in Indianapolis Thursday.
However the club voted to give it's
support to Harold VanOrman, of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-11
THREE SHIPS BRING
U. s. TROOPS HOME
(By Associated ?ress)

NEW YORK, Feb. Infringing
home 1,64S troops the Italian steam
ship Duca d'Abruzzi arrived here to-
day from Marseilles. The complete
personnel-49 officers and 1872 men
of the 46th regiment coast artillery
corps, returned, together with de-
tachment of the 164th field hospital;
part of casual company number %
consisting of IS unit troops and more
than $50 casuals.
The steamship Matapan arrived
with detachment base hospital number
2, comprising three officers and Ill
nurses, and several casual officers and
civilians.
The steamship Pasadena arrived
from Bordeaux with a detachment of
casualty company No. 25, comprising
one officer and % men of New York.
There also were eight casual officers
on board.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-11
GROWING DEAF WITH
HEAD NOISES?
TRY THIS

If you are growing hard of hearing
and fear Catarrhal Deafness, or il
you have roaring, rumbling, kissing
noises in your ears go to your drug
gist and get ounce of Parmint, 'dou-
BILE strength, and add to it n pint of
hot water and little granulated SUI
gar. Take 1 tablespoonful four times
day.
This will often bring quick relief
from the distressing head noises.
Clogged nostrils should open, breath
ing become easy and the mucus stop
dropping into the throat. 1t is easy
to prepare, costs little and is pleasant
to take Anyone who is threatened
with Catarrhal Deafness, or who has
head noises, should give this prescrir-
ton a trial.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-02-11
Interest Is Shouun in
French Art Lectures

Much interest is being shown in
talks on French art which are being
given every Wednesday evening at
1870 o'clock in the public art gallery.
Professor B. w. Kelley manages the
radioptican and the pictures show very
distinctly. Many are in color and are
beautiful in themselves aside from
their value in illustrating the talk.
The special subject for Wednesday
night will be "The Palette OF Yer
sailles," where the peace congress is
being held and Gothic Buildings Of
the Old Pirate City of Rouen."
Several more talks will be given in
this course which is free to the pub
lie. Everyone is welcome to attend
any or all of the lectures.