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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16

all thought l was doing nothing for!
l am glad the war is over but l shall
miss it. l have come to this stand
again at the instance of my solicitous
friends who have insisted that | stand
again for the same Office. | have as
sured everybody that l did not want
to run again, but they will not have
it, so here / am as bashful about 1t
as young kitten. Now that | am
thus again honored with your dis
tinguished consideration for this proud
position in behalf of the people, l
want to assure you of my gratitude
which knows no bounds nor restraint.
In fact, / am so surprised and over
ioyed at your confidence l can scarce
ly keep from weeping-my heart is
so darned full--to overlooking, in fact.
And so, thanking you once more, I am,
believe me, dear friends, always,
yours for democracy and patriotism,
BILL BUNK"
Name fictitious, but ours.)
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
ANDREW CARNEGIE.

The death of Andrew Carnegie this
from the worlds activities. The genial
old Scotsman lived what may with
propriety be called a righteous life,
if one may so declare in favor OF
the good deeds of a man of the great
est wealth Possessed of almost I'M
told millions when he retired from
active work in Pittsburgh, he gradual
ly restored to the world for the bene-
fit of mankind all he had taken in his
business career, except about S30,OOO,-
600, it is said, less than ten per cent
of his earnings, and heaven knows
that ought to keep in good trim every
descendant of the family for several
centuries.
Andrew Carnegie possessed keen
scent for mOneymaking, and he dl-
rected his talents along the lines of
calling the best talent at making
to his aid. These men he made his
partners, so that as he grew, they
grew also, and being interested in
part, his success was theirs. His
genius made the greatest iron and
steel business in the world. He left
them all milliOnaires, quitting the
field with all the honOrS that could
befall IA man who had borne himself
upright in manly, honorable career.
The requests of Andrew Carnegie will
keep his memory green for the balance
of all time, for no man has ever dis
pensed riches with more lavish hand,
nor with greater benefit to the masses.
Peace to the soul of great and good
old man who did well with the cash
he could not carry with him. He GER
tainly was great help to this coun-
try in many directions.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
Denied New Clothes.

Stierheim's uniform is tattered and
soiled The other men wear smart,
clean-looking attire. They look jaunty
indeed with their overseas caps. But
Stierheim, with his much-worn uni
form, appears to have undergone
many hard campaigns. Because Of
being under guard, he did not receive
the same allotments of clothing as
the other men.
The army did not give Stierheim an
overseas cap. but companions who
had seen him work under fire gave
him one, and he discarded the cam
paign hat which had brought many
singing joke as he marched apart
from his fellows, with four guards
about him.
Stierheim was not issued a gas
mask either, but friends gave him one
of these also.
A soldier in the group remarked that
Stierheim has husky appetite.
II guess you'd have one too If you'd
gone on bread and water as much as
l did over there" Stierheim retorted
good-naturedly.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
THE GREAT CRISIS.

The great war, not yet settled, but
soon to be, no doubt, set the world up
side down as it never was before.
Reason as we may, no real solution
has been presented for this wholesale
demolition of all that mankind had
set up as his guide in the rule of life.
In the midst of the chaos that prevails
there is still the universal demand
that something be done quickly to
straighten out the tangle. Leadership
is the one essential that will do it.
Everything is in a Snarl. Labor or
CARNATIONS, hard hit by the high cost
of living, as is every other set of work
ers in all walks, have taken advantage
of conditions and are everywhere max
ing a drive for advantages and rights
they think are theirs. Whether they
shall prevail in all of their demands
remains question. If capital, better
able to sustain itself in a siege, will
see the justice of all these claims, is
vet to be developed. If labor reSiStS
too long it may sound the alarm for
the greatly dreaded revolutionary
steps that are being talked about.
But amid all of the turmoil and
speculation there has arisen the pos
sible Moses to lead the world out of
the wilderness. President Wilson
went to Congress last week with IA
real message. 1t was not defiant, but
positive. In some quarters it was
properly regarded, in others ignored
At this time, with all of his broad
studies into the economic conditions
that confront the whole world, his
voice should carry far. We are in Il
crisis that his words have set before
the world, and in the midst of it's
echoes his bitterest foes have accept
ed it as the thought of wisdom, pa
thence and patriotism. If the world
will listen his words may lead us to a
haven. Labor must be patient. The
dollar cannot jump back into its old
purchasing power in day. 1t will
take some time to get the ball rolling
as before. Mr.. Wilson is in the tight
est position any man ever faced in all
history God give him strength to
rise to the full measure of strength
required to come out Il winner.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
A CARD.

"The Palisadian" herewith bespeaks
the patience of the general public re-
Garding an announcement that has
been eagerly looked for, and which
has been delayed through unavoidable
causes, principally in order to see
which way the land lays and what the
season would hatch out. Here it is {:
TO My Friends, the Voters:
After having served you these past
six years to the best of my ability, it
becomes my pleasant and anxious duty
to announce myself again candidate
for the office in which l have reflected
so much credit to the town and honor
to the government at $1,000 salary you
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
No Crooks Need Apply.

The Progressive Republicans and
the Progressive Democrats have high
ideals Both sections declare for re-
form in taxation. Both want per-
sonal property taxes and taxes on
houses and Improvements abolished,
and corresponding increase of taxes
on land values.
But they hope to swing their re-
spective parties to this program. We
do not believe they can accomplish
the task. We are obliged to raise a
standard to which all honest men can
repair, and all honest men are invited
to investigate the single tax question.
The other kind are respectfully re-
quested to keep away.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
Silk Robberies
Of Trunk of Silk
Precious as Gold

A trunk of silk valued at $1,000 or
more and belonging to Harnichen
Brothers, of 1 Broadway, Paterson,
was stolen Thursday morning from
the automobile truck of C. H. Has
selhuhn, of Carlsbad, while en- route
to New York city. The theft is said
to have occurred on the Moonachie
road near the Paterson Plank road.
The trunk was lifted by cutting the
canvas in the rear of the truck and
slashing the supporting ropes. Three
men in a Ford touring car which was
seen to follow the truck are suspect
ed of committing the theft.-RecOrd.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
One Darned War After Another.

Mr.. Hoover wants a revival OF the
spirit that won the war. He implies
that the noble spirit of self-sacrifice
and devotion exhibited during the
war disappears in peace. SO it does,
and the reason is apparent. In war we
unite our efforts and energies with
our neighbOrS in order to overcome
the common enemy. In peace, we war
against our neighbOrs to obtain a liv-
ing, and to better ourselves.
A tradesman tries to divert trade
from his rival to his own store. A
workman will underbid another in
wages to obtain employment. Hence
unions and agreed scale of wages.
These safeguards do not exist amongst
unorganized labor, such as steno-
graphers and so forth. We must Gre
ate more demand for labor than the
supply if we wish to change this con-
ditiOn, and restore cooperation.
The brOtherhoOds of railroad men
demand the naturalization of rail
roads. They recognize in blind fash
ion that the main asset of railroad
is the franchise, or sole right to
operate travelling cars on a part of
the public property which has been
surrendered to private owners in times
past.
If they succeed they will have OBJ
tanned good from evil, but only that
the evil be entirely abolished
EARSEN I. SOPEN.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
Thoughts Of Today
Some Aphorism.

Here is an aphorism copied after
Lincoln'S famous model:
1. Some of the land was owned by
all of the people some of the time.
.. All of the land is owned by some
of the people at this time
3. All of the land will be owned by
all of the people all of the time, at
some time.
Only land though, not labor and
capital products (houses and goods).
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
FOR SALE.
THREE PIECE Mahogany Parlor Suit.
POI Lawton Ave. Mrs. Meisel.

WE ARE moving. viii sell YOU for
very little money, modern porcelain
refrigerator, fine large walnut book
case, mahogany table, parlor desk, cleo
frlc chicken Incubator and brooder, and
many small household articles and Or
naments. Leveridge, 80 Cortland Place.
Tel. 74O j, Edgewater Heights, Cliff
side, N. J. If
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16

that no one is really out for that big
office, the mayoralty job. Everybody
is laying low, waiting for the cat to
jump. And when it jumps, what will
it all amount to, with the Fort Lee cat
always trained to jump one way? If
the blamed animal could only take a
squint and leap some other way now
and then.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16

Mrs. William ]. Mahoney and fami-
ly of Fort Lee, are spending the sum-
mer at Monticello, n. Y, where they
have been since early in July. They
are expected home in about two
weeks. Mr. Mahoney goes up to spend
week-ends at Monticello.
Mr.. Edward G. Salter, of Palisade,
n. j., is stopping at the Hotel Mar
settles, Broadway at One Hundred
and Third street, New York.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
FOR SALE.

FURNITURE of artist leaving town.
Has finest pieces of furniture, to be
sold at private sale. One mahogany
four poster bed, very nice; springs,
two mattresses, tapestry chairs, kitch-
en- furniture, sewing machine, baby's
bed, etc. Lauderback, 1872 Undercliff
Avenue and Sterling Place, Edgewa-
ter.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
A Cynic Without Sin,

Some cynics might say, Remember
Diogenes Lantern" but both he and
they are cynics, and you can't expect
faith from them. In our party we will
believe all men honest until we prove
them guilty. You can swear by that
kind of a cynic.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16

Creditors of JOHN AMANN, deceased
are, by order of ]. Blauvelt Hopper,
Surrogate of Bergen County, dated June
3Oth, 1919, upon application of the sub
scriber, notified to bring in their debts,
demands and claims against his estate,
under oath, within nine months from
above date.
MADELEINE AMANN,
AdminiStr rat iX
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
HOUSE FOR SALE.

SIX (6) rooms and bath, lot 5Ox9O.
all improvements, $4,000. Inquire of
Owner 80 Crescent ave-, Grantwood.
Phone 704 w. Cliffside.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
LEGAL NOTICE.

Creditors of Charles Frank deceased,
are, by order of J. Blauvelt Hopper,
Surrogate of Bergen County, dated July
14th 1919. upon application of the sub
scriber notified to bring in their debts,
demands and claims against his estate,
under oath, within nine months from
above date.
MARTHA FRANK,
ct F,xecntrix,
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16

Having sold house, will dispose at
private sale of furnishings of the same
at low prices. G. L. Giles, SO Cumber-
mede Road, Palisade, n. J.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
FURNISHED ROOM WANTED.

FURNISHED room wanted by two
young men in Palisade or Grant
wood; together or separate. Address
Ihoms, Chinese Ball Game, Palisades
Amusement Park.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16

FOR SALE.-Fitted screens. cheap.
Miss j. Wright, SO Anderson Ave.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-08-16
WANT ED.

WANTED-Middle aged or elderly
lady to share apartment with young
married couple; good home very rea-
sonable terms. Address Box B, Grant
wood, N. J.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
DIXIE DoUGIuBOYS ARE
GOING BACK TO FARM

COLUMBIA, Tenn. Feb. 26.-Back
to the farm is no imaginary move
ment among the soldiers in the a. f,
r. If letters received from many
Tennessee boys now overseas are to be
taken as accurate indications.
Scores OF these soldiers have writ
ten to relatives and friends asking
that provisions he made for them to
farm this year. One officer who was
not a farmer before going to war
asked his father to have a farm ready
for him when he returns.
Others who Stunned farm work be-
caught the fever and are asking for
land to rent or buy. Practically every
man from this section who farmed
Nrior to entering the service has gone
baclS to tillSng the soil upon being dis
II is th5lkbt that the itnensive
nasthbds Of 9He. F1hropeans viii Be
adopted byNthe Soldiers when they re-
turn. thereby increasing the produc-
tion OF Tennessee farms.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
Atmosphere is Laden With
Germs of The Disease.

Every person afflicted with Catarrh
releases millions of the tiny disease
germs with every cough or sneeze, so
that whenever on the street cars or
street or other public place you see a
person afflicted with this disease
hawking and coughing and sneezing,
everyone in their vicinity is exposed
20 the disease.
H You along with everyone else will
fnd yourself exposed TO the germs of
Catarrh several times every day. The
germs multiply by the millions, and
the air you breathe is thick with these
tiny little disease demons that cause
so much distress and suffering.
Catarrh is ore of the most stubborn
diseases, and is always worse in cold,
damp and diagreeable weather. 1t
should not, however, be considered in-
eurable, though there are thousands
afflicted with it who are doubtless
ready to believe that a cure is impossi-
BILE, because of their experience.
But like all other Affections, the
main trouble is that Catarrh is en-
tirely misunderstood, and therefore
treated in the wrong way. Because
tacse little germ demons attack the
delicate membranes Of the nose and
throat, choking up the air passages
and irritating the tender lining of the
uostrils and bronchial tubes, the aver
age sufferer makes the mistake Vi
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
Millions of Catarrh ).
Germs AfOat in the Air

treating merely the symptoms of the
disease, and overlooks its cause.
/. You must realize that Catarrh Is
hlore than 4 mere local irritation that
stops up your nose and irritates your
throat and ehokes up your breathing
apparatus.
Your blood is saturated with Catarrh
germs, and these will continue their
Irritating attacks as long as they re-
main in the blood.
Tho only sensible treatment, there
fore, is the one which will rout the
disease germs from the blood
This IS why the most satisfactory
remedy for Catarrh is S. S. s., the
famous old reliable blood purifier.
S. S. s. has been used successfully
for Catarrh for more than fifty years,
and it is the one remedy that attacks
the source of the disease, cleansing
the blood thoroughly, and eliminating
from it every trace of disease germs.
If you want remedy that goes di-
rect to the seat of the disease, begin
to take S. S. S. to-day, and throw
away your atomizers and other local
treatment that cannot possibly reach
your Catarrh. You will be delighted
after giving this remedy n trial, and
will soon find yourself on the road tn
4 complete recovery. S. S. $. is sold
by druggists everywhere.
Begin IFS use to-day, and write for
free medical advice about your own
individual case. AddrcSs iC6hf Med4
zeal Advisor, 1O3 Swift Laboratory,
Atlantis, Cs,-lAdy.l ......
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
BE PRETTY! TURN
GRAY HAIR DARK
TRY GRANDMOTHER'S OLD IA
VORITE RECIPE 0Ie SAsEas y
TEA AND sUI7PHJlIsy rr "

Almost everyone lcn6ws that Sage
Tea and sulphur. properly compound
ed. bring back the natural color. and
lustre to tho hair when faded,
strealSed or gray. Years ago the only
way to get this mixture was to make
IL at home. which is mussy and trou,
hlesomc. Nowadays by asking at any
drugstore for "Wyeth's Sage and
sulphur Compound" you win get a
large bottle OF this famous old recipe
improved by the addition of other in
gradients. at "a small cost,
Don't stay gray! Try it! No ono
can possibly tell that YOU darkened
your hair, as il does 1t so naturally
and evenly You dampen a sponge
or soft brush with It and draw this
through YOU hair. taking one sman
strand at a time: by morning the
gray hair disappears, and after am
other duplication or two. your hair
becomes beautifully dark. glossy and
attractive, l lg.i
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
Flu Is Not unlxInd.

MELBOURNE, Jan. 2S. (By mail,
That the Spanish influenza epidem-
ic which has attacked the antipodes
is radically different from the type OF
the disease prevalent elsewhere in
the world. is the belief of DIR. Roh>
ertson, chairman of the board OF
health for Victoria. Australia.
DR.. Robertson points out that the
date of mortality in Australia Is low.
The states OF New South Wales and
Victoria have declared quarantines
against the disease which is charac-
terized as pneumonia Influenza,
causing an metropolitan theaters,
dance halls and meetings places to be
closed. The New South Wales cab
met has decided that the weariug OF
antt-influenza masks be made COM
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26

For sALIs--Am moving away and
have for sale at 2IO9 w. Webb. the
following property; One brindle cow,
4 yrs. extra good; one brown Jersey
COW, years; one black Jersey, ,
years. extra good lbdtter COW. tests o
per cent? one years Jersey. tests G
per cent; one heifer calf. months.
Team black Percheron geldings, weil
broke steel range. organ. kitchen
cabinet, refrigerator Ucel9nd). Da,
venport. combination writing desk
and book case, iron bed and springs,
Studebaker top buggy, lawn mower,
a few sacks of potatoes and other ar
ticles. j. w. McIain. 2lO0 w. Webb,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
100 MILLION FOOO
BILL SIGNED TODAY
IA 9
wAsIfINsTClN. 81. 1aeh.3 ss.
President Wilson today slEncd tho
hundred million dollar appropria-
tion bill which Herbert Hoover
asked to, relieve famine. in Eu-
rope. He also signed the urgent
deficiency bill.
ARMIsrICE ACcEpTED.

COPENHAGEN, Feb. 2l.-Thc
worlScn and soldiers councils OF the
l;uhr district today accepted the pro-
posaI of tho German general head
quarters for an "armisticc," according
to Munster dispatch. The terms arc
said TO include the surrender 0f all
arms and the ending of the strike for
freedom of the press.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
NOTICE s.
Notice OF Payment of City Of PendIe-

Notice OF Payment Of City of PendIe-
ton improvement Bonds.
Notice is hereby given that City OF
PendIeton Improvement Bonds Nos.
% and %, Series r. and No. 1, Series
IS, win be paid upon presentation
thereof to the undersigned at the Am
erIcan National Bank, PendIeton,
Umatilla County, Oregon Interest on
said bonds ceases March /, 1919.
Dated February is. 1918.
LEE MOoRHOUsE.
9hi Treas, city OF Pendleton.
BY VIM Mickelsen, Deputy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26

son going his rounds about mid
nigia a policeman noticed an indi-
YidtAl moving from house to house
and ttrying to open the doors. He
sSizetl him by the collar and said:
sF'9haf are YOU doing here?''
"0h. nothing in particular. You
see. found latchkey and Pm merely
trying II on the doors in order to re-
store it to the owner
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
Monuments
Piano Tuning
Painting & Paper Hanging
Poultry Supplies 4


CHICK FOOD, scratch food. tonica
bone. shell, grit, corn, oats, rolled
barley. g. #. Colesworthy, 129 Il. Alta.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
Florist
Farm Loans


]. c. Snow, III E. Court St, Real Es-
state, Fire Insurance, Farm Loans
See me about a loan. fb4
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26

WANTED-Job as caterpillar opera
tor. . years experience. Address X
this office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
HOrseshOeing

BILL. JENKINS, the Expert Shoer,.
will shoe your horses satisfactorily.
Now located 632 Cottonwood St
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
ChirOpractOr

DIR. LENA A. BOONE, chiropractor,
office over Cash Market sOs Z.
Court; phone 154.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
Gates HaIf-Soles

HAVE the. old tires half-soled; $500
miles guaranteed; have proven
worth, G. w. Bradley. $50 Cottonw'd.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26

BERLIN. Feb. 25.--with the resto-
ration order in Munich under the adj
ministration of the newly formed sovi-
etfgovernment, the Bourgeois press is
reported to haye been prohibited from
for 10 days Martial law
has been proclaimed in Augsburg
following the calling OF a general
strike there.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
/ ANT ADS
Notices Business Opportunities, Locals Lost Found
For Rent, Etc Classification Easy Reference I


Wanted
->--->->--------->-~>----
WANTED--sewing. phone 4S2-W.
3 LADY HAND IRoNERS wanted
at Domestic Laundry.
WANTED-Good clean rags al The
East Oregonian office
HEMsTICHING at the Singer shop.
Mail orders pfqmptly attended TO.
HELP wANTED-woman for gem
egalIhouaeworf PpPPe95isM.
WANTED-Giri for general house,
work Call ". y. Tybee. Phone Z.
EXPERIENCED young man wants
work in town. Address ] this Of
fice.
WOMAN with two children wishes po-
sition as cook and housekeeper on
ranch. Inquire 20O9 Il. Court.
as caterpillar opera
or. . years experience. Address X |
his office.
third partner on a
prospecting trim in California. J.t
!. Petticrew, General Delivery. 4
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
WANTED-Good clean rags al The
East Oregonian office

HEAlsTICHING at the Singer shop.
Nail orders pfqmptly attended to.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26

3 LADY HAND IRONERS wanted
at Domestic Laundry.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
MANNHEIM IS CUT ;.
OFF BY SPARTACA&S

BERNE. Feb. 25.-The Spartacans
have received Bens automobile works
at Mannheim. supplying themselves
with machines. according to Dispatch
es today. All communication between
Mannheim and Karlshru has been cut.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
Cleaning and PRESSING

CLEANING, Pressing Altering, Hand
Tailoring. Emil Beck, Tailor, Hotel
.PendIeton Bldg, phone 1908.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
Contractors & Builders

PARKER & BANFIELD. Designing,
Engineering, Constructing; 10 years
experience in concrete and brick con-
struction: Columbia bldg, Portland, Or
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
Dentist
Drayren

VISITING CARDS. Wedding An
nouncements, Invitations. many de-
signs and styles to select from. For
sale at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-02-26
Miscellaneous

CARPETS. CHIMNEYS or windows
cleaned. trees trimmed. Any other
odd jobs. C. f. Smith. sos Calvin
Phone 3S1J.