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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24
Everyone Should
Drink Hot Water
in the Morning
Wash away all the stomach, liver,
and bowel poisons before
breakfast.


To feel your best day In and day
out, to feel clean inside; no sour s.le
to coat your tongue and sicken your
breath or dull your head; no consti-
patton, bilious attacks, sick headache.
colds, rheumatism or gassy acid
stomach, you must battle on the in
side like you battle outside. This is
vastly more important, because the
skin pores do not absorb impurities
into the blood, while the bowel pores
do. says a well-known physician.
To keep these poisons and toxins
well flushed from the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels, drink before
breakfast each day, glass of hot
water with a teaspoonful OF, lime
stone phosphate in it. This will
cleanse. purify and freshen the entire
alimentary tract. before putting more
food into the stomach
: Get quarter pound Of limestone
phosphate from your pharmacist. Ii
is inexpensive and almost tasteless
Drink phosphated hot water every
morning to rid your system of these
vile poisons and toxins; also to pre-
vent their formation.
AS soap and hot water act on the skin,
cleansing. sweetening and purifying.
so limestone phosphate and hot water
before breakfast, act on the stomach,
liver. kidneys and bowelA
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24

and will stand by them, They who
have risked their lives and endured
the hardships of war will have no
tender feelings for swivel-chair oc-
cupants, or such military officials as
have not made good. Nor will pussy
footed civilian politicians who seek
soldier support by flamboyant speech
es meet requirements.
Already politicians and the press
are using periscopes to find the man
whom the soldiers will pick as their
ideal for a presidential candidate. 1t
is certain that no mollycoddle, with
out soldierly qualities of bravery or
record of efficiency, will be chosen.
General Pershing is being men,
toned, by politicians and press. but
it is said all are in doubt about his
political opinions, and whether any
party claims him. In Colorado there
seems to be a belief that General
Leonard Wood would be winner,
Clubs are being formed to cause con-
sideration of that well known fight
ing man. who did the hard work in
cident to equipping and getting the
Rough Riders to Cuba, under the
plan of Roosevelt. But earlier than
that Wood was a military man with
western go TO him, who was chosen
by Roosevelt for that reason. And
he has since added to his laurels as
! civilian secretary of war for zeal ir
army matters. Leonard Wood has
been outspoken in calling for better
| treatment of returning soldiers.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24
The Monroe Dnctrine.

There is much discussion about the
Monroe doctrine. Many people take
the difficult attitude that they do not
know exactly what it is, but whatever
it is we ought to maintain it, Others
try to decide what we want to main
tain and then call it the Monroe doc
trine. Even this isn't wholly reason
able.
The logical way is to find out what
Monroe said in his doctrine, and ther
see If we want to maintain / or ex-
pand it or throw 1t away. He said
that "the American continents were
not to be considered as subject for fu-
ture colonization by any European
powers" They must not seek ito ex-
tend their system to any portion OF
this hemisphere"
Now this is very different thing
from saying that the United States
would never take. part in Old World
affairs and would not allow Old World
countries to take part in New Worlt
affairs. Colonization is one thing
Taking part in affairs is another.
We are by no means seeking to OBJ
tain colonies in the Old World. But il
seems to me that we are very definite
ly taking part in Old World affairs
and have been for some time. Why
bless you! ever since we entered the
war we have been talking about how
there was to be a new order of worlt
affairs. The world was to be made
safe for democracy. and everything
Right now at the peace conference we
are attending to all kinds of European
affairs. The treaty of peace is COINS
to be based on fourteen American
principles.
THE American people have not OBJ.
jected to taking such prominent
part. On the contrary, I think we've
rather enjoyed trying to straighter
out the Old World. And strangely
enough, the Old World seems mighty
glad of our assistance
] don't think ANYBODY feels that in
doing this, we are violating the Monroe
doctrine II we are, so much the
worse for the Monroe doctrine. Be
cause we've violated it, and we'd do
il again under similar circumstances.
Now look at the other side The ma :
lions Of Europe have on certain minor
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24
The League of Nations
BY JOSIAH +. REED.

occasions interfered in American af-
fairs. Germany took part in affairs
in Haiti once and England in Venezu-
ella. French company tried to build
canal at Panama. We permitted
these things, but did not permit col
onies to be established
The distinction is fundamental. Tn
der the league Of nations we are sure
to be called on to take part in Old
World affairs. But that is very differ
ent from trying to establish colonies
there. Similarly, if we have a league
OF nations, the countries of Europe
will presumably take part occasionally
in New World affairs. But they will
not establish any colonies there. Not
if we know it.
Probably all the countries of South
and Central America win join the
league in the first place. And article
x of the proposed covenant says: The
high contracting parties shall under
take to respect and preserve as against
external aggression the territorial in
tegilty and existing political inde-
pendence of all states members of the
league. In case of any such aggression
or in case of any threat or danger of
such aggression the executive coun-
Gil shall advise upon the means by
which the obligation shall be full
filled"
In other words, if all america joins
the league and any outside country at
tempts to establish a colony in Amer
lea, that country is an outlaw. The
United States will fight, just as we
would have done any time these fifty
years. But under the league we'll
have the support of practically all the
nations of the world. Certainly the
nations will be less likely to attempt
to establish colonies in America after
the league is established than they
have been in the past.
The upshot of all this is, that II we
go back to Monroe to find out what
the Monroe doctrine is, we'll find that
the league of nations covenant Is not
inconsistent with 1t. 1t is suggested
that the covenant be amended so as
specifically to allow for the Monroe
doctrine. The covenant already pro-
vdes for 1t very definitely in article
X; at least for all countries that are
members Of the league. One way to
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24
25th Anniversary of
Coxey's Army March

Massillon, O., March 23.-Twenty-
| five years ago tomorrow the eyes of
| the nation were centered on Mas
sillon, for here there was modified
on that day Coxey's famous army of
the commonweal," IN readiness for
starting on the morrow on the march
to the nations capital to demand of
the president and congress that they
set the times Alright by the enactment
of various laws particularly in the
matter of legal tender.
Despite the 1idicule which was
heaped upon it, "Coxey's army" at
tracted an amount of public attention
that has never been bestowed on any
other popular agitation in the United
States. The newspapers of America
and of Europe printed columns of
matter concerning the movement, and
when the army was ready to begin
its march there were more newspaper
correspondents on hand to accompany
it than there were members of the
army" The latter comprised a gro
tesque aggregation recruited from all
parts of the country and from all
walks of life. The times were favor
able to the movement. The effects of
the panic and Industrial depression of
1898 were still sharply felt. and the
appeal of the organizers of the move
Hent that something radical must be
done, to remedy the conditions met
| with a ready response.
The army" took the name of Jacob
S. Coxey, a well-to- do business man
of Massillon, who conceived the idea
CT the march on Washington. Second
in command and the real organizer
and chief marshal. was Carl Browne,
a picturesque westerner. who many
years before, in California, had been
associated with Dennis Kearney, the
anti-Chinese agitator.
On March rs. 1894. Coxey's army
moved from Massillon to Canton, as
the first step in its march, Several
thousand were in the aggregation,
but the most of them, as it afterward
proved, were there more out of Curl
osity than with any serious object in
view. >"General" Coxey accompanied
the marchers in buggy. while
Browne, clad in the regulation cow
boy outfit, led the way on his charg-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24

err The young daughter of CoXey
was another picturesque figure of the
caravan,
BY the time the army reached Pitts
burg it had lost more than half of its
members. The weather was disagree
able and marching through mud and
rain was not to the liking of the
marchers, Much dissa tisfaction also
was expressed over the failure of
Coxey to open his Nurse and provide
food, tobacco, etc. for his soldiers"
On April 20 the remnant of the
army encamDed in the suburbs of
Washington IN readiness for the in
vasion of the can!tal Then came the
fiasco which gave a true Gilbertian
finale to the whole affair. When the
army approached the capitol, Major
Moore, the Washington chief of po-
lice, invoked against the invaders %
law which prohibited public meetings
and speaking on the capitol steps
without permission of the vice presi-
dent and speaker. Browne and CoXey
tried to get the consent of Wee Presi-
dent Stevenson and Speaker Crisp, I'M
successfully
When Browne arrived he wore a
buckskin Buffalo Bill costume to
attract attention and draw the police
after him in a chase over the south
east lawn of the capitol among the
trees and shrubs, The police, think
ing Coxey was with Browne, beat
the bush" for both. but Coxey, who
was small man dressed convention
ally, succeeded in eluding the police
until he reached the senate steps.
A great cheer told Browne of the
success of his ruse. and then he ran
for the house steps, as had been
agreed between the two. He was
caught by the police and later CON
victed of getting on the grass"
CoNey being convicted of being an
accessory. Both were sent to jail for
twenty-five days.
After those stirring days Browne
married the daughter of Coxev and
took UP his home in Napa county,
California, where he is said to have
prospered. Coxey returned to his
home at Massillon. where he is now
rated as one of the towns most pros
porous citizens
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24

Iishlng co. tThe New York World).
not divine WHERE his wrath will
strike. 1t smiteth alike, the just and
the unjust. .,o
Lo, like unto the simeon, when all
the household seemeth calmer than
| a summer afternoon and all the world
| is filled with sweetness and light il
ariseth suddenly and without warning,
shattering the bric-a- brac, beating
upon the furniture and destroying
whatsoever chanceth to be in its way.
Yet, when the storm hath abated
the "Temperamentalist'' himself can
not say why it arose, save that he
hath eaten ONE muffin and cannot
find his pet collar button.
And thereafter, peradvauture for
a whole fortnight he is sweeter than
| honey and milder than a California
winter or a Sunday in Yonkers.
Verify, verify Temper may be en-
duerd and a Temperament may be
cured or divorced, but husband that
| is afflicted with Temptations" is an
eternal punishment.
| For wheresoever he goeth Temp
tations' shall follow him.
And If they do not pursue him then
will he go and FIND them, for he
calleth them all by their first names
and knoweth all their habitats.
Yea, though he<were placed behind
bars of steel. Yet would he flirt
through the bars. And if a woman
so much as caseth an eve in his di,
rection he cryeth in his heart:
Alas, WHY am | so Irresistible
that they will NOT leave me alone ."
Go to, go to- She that weddeth a
Temper dwelleth amid skyrockets and
fireworks, and she that weddeth a
Temperament saileth the Ship of Mat
rimony over mines and amidst sub
marines.
But she that weddeth a victim of
Temptations" findeth herself tied to
a FIZZLE! Selah.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24
MONDAY. MARCH "a. 1919
WHERE WE STAND.

When the revised draft of the pro-
nosed covenant for a league of ma
lions has been received in this coun-
try, we shall be able to discuss intelll-
gently the league of nations question.
While few thinking people have
much faith that the peace conference
will be able to frame scheme tRat
will prevent recurrence OF war most
people are willing for this country TO
make a trial of any sort of league OF
nations that does not endanger the
Independence or retard the prosperity
of our people.
There have been many such leagues
formed. and each of them has been
. the direct cause of great wars when
came quickly thereafter. league OF
nations is not going to change human
nature. It will not prevent the clash
ing of economic interests, but may
make such clashes acute between TINS
AID other nations!
We want to do what is best for the
United States. The rest of the world
should be able to swim without our
assistance Whatever debt of graft
tude we owe to France, we have paid
with compound interest. France came
to our assistance during our war OF
independence, solely because she saw
in America the best field on which to
attack her ancient enemy and possf-
bly, regain Quebec.
she saw there the best opportunity to
beat down the German arrogance
that had assailed us on the seas and
wantonly murdered our people, and
that had also told our ambassador,
after the war is over, let America
look out. l will stand no foolishness.'
The journal is for whatever is best
for the United States. We are for the
interests of New Mexico first. among
the states of the union; for it is in this
state we live and move and have our
being, and in this state we must sue
coed or fail. But over and above the
state is our interest in the federal
union. made UP of the sovereign vo-
tiers of the whole nation. The Journal
does not feel called upon to love any
other nation than this. or to see this
nation sacrifice any of its interests
for the benefit of other nations.
For one hundred and forty-five
years we have plowed our long
straight furrow alone. We are for
our own nationalism.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24

knowest Just when and at WHAT he
shall explode.
His wife studyeth to understand
him and is filled with subtlety.
She treadeth softly and smileth
soothingly and all her words are
Yes, DEAR She hath NO spoken
opinions.
She ariseth at dawn to see that his
coffee be ready and his linen laid out
and his eggs neither a quarter of a
minute overdone nor a quarter of a
minute underdone. She prepareth his
bath with the aid of a thermometer
and seeth to it that NO ONE touch
eth his newspaper. For she dreadeth
lest tiny spark shall light the fuse
of the Human Firecracker and the
house be wrecked.
But husband with "Tempera-
ment' is as bomb in a dark hallway
or lightning in a forest; thou canst
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24
THE LISTENING POST
With Comments Upon What Is Developing Over the South
western Sector.

There has been much discussion of
the way to convert aliens and semi
aliens in this country into understand
ing Americanism through teaching
them our language, that they may be
able to read newspapers, follow pub
lie discussion and form intelligent
opinions of public needs and policies.
Such aliens do not always get a look
in by reading papers printed in for
eign languages, or which devote more
space to European topics than to
American matters, AT Prescott COM
mittee on Americanization has begun
a tryout by opening a night school for
adults who may desire to learn Eng
fish. The attendance the first night
demonstrated that Spanish-speaking
persons are keen to qualify. Twenty
two such pupils, all men, attended, of
whom eighteen can read and write in
Spanish. The entire number desired
to attend regularly and eagerly APP
proved OF three sessions per week at
night. New Mexico has many of a
good class of people who never had
receive instruction in the English lam
guage. but who are by no means un-
read. They would willingly avail
themselves of properly conducted or
sanizations serving in non-patron-
ling spirit.
The night school in Albuquerque is
meeting this situation well, and the
new school law will do much toward
making all citizens of New Mexico
English speaking when those now
children have completed their school
ing.
More money for the state and more
taxes for schools and roads will come
because of the sale last week of eighty
acres of state land at 500 per acre
The Carlsbad Argus says that proba-
bly, no more state land will be sold
under the Carlsbad irrigation project
Meaning, perhaps, that the state il
not the owner of other acreage under
that fine canal. Now, if the govern.
ment of the United States will turr
over its vast unproductive holdings ir
New Mexico to the state government
or even such areas as the government
cannot ever put under irrigation, the
state will find way to make it bring
in public revenue. Perhaps by leasing
for pasturage, if not by sale to owner:
who would pay taxes. Exclusive lane
in national forests, and irrigabl land
the nation could deliver to this state
i upwards of Is, 900, 600 acres. More OF
less of this is claimed under the va
rious acts, but it passes slowly. 1t is
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24

get what we want is to try to have all
countries of America in the league.
Another way is to have an amendment
to the covenant that will specifically
forbid any European or Asiatic col
onies or protectorates in America.
The respective merits of these plans
will be considered later
My present concern is to show that
an unworthy Interpretation of the
Monroe doctrine, if insisted on, will
wreck the league That aspect will be
considered tomorrow.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24

fifty-seven varieties
Il II t o f Fl u S.
BANDS there are
just three brands.
Those who suffer
from Temper, those
who suffer fro m
Temperament, AND
those who are af-
flicted with Temp
tations.
And w h i C h OF
t II e S G would we
draw?
For the first re-
sembleth a fire
&C k er. Thou
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24

Ex-Governor Hunt of Arizona has
dropped libel suits started against
Tucson and Flagstaff editors. 1t is
rarely that a candidate or politician
let's an action come to trial And
rarer. still is the. bird that comes out
Of court with whitened plumage.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24

believed that the local government
could handle the public domain to
better effect than the government at
Washington does through long dis
lance direction Certainly the vast
area ought to be made available to
help taxpayers support the state. IL
the general government undertakes
leasing system, the state will get none
of the proceeds. or at least only such
portion. as may be doled out as one
gives candy to a babe to keep down
squalls,
There 10 a CLEAN in the gloom that
settled over the metal mining districts.
thinks the Ration Range, which states
that a March order for 10000 ponds
of copper was the largest given in five
months since the war ended, Lead,
too seemed to be more in demand, ac-
cording to the same news item. The
Range points out necessary factors to
restore normal conditions by saying:
Freedom from labor troubles and
protection and cooperation from state
and national governments will soon
help this great employing industry or
metal mining to again gain its stride
An increase of rs per cent in
freight rates, restriction of service to
the public, and the need now to bor-
row at a high rate of interest $780,
100000 to pay losses incurred in the
year since McAdoo took over the man
agement of the best of the railways,
causes the Ration Range editor to
speak out as follows;
"Of course this minor item or de-
ficts would be left for the taxpayers
70 pay, for it is apparently heads
| win, tails you lose proposition so
far as the taxpayer is concerned.
why not get back to first princl-
pies as Americans, turn the roads
back to the owners under proper gov
eminent supervision, and let the own
ers give the service, foot the bills, and
make money if they can?
after our experience of the past
| eighteen months. no one has the te-
merity to claim government operation
| will ever give as good service at as
| cheap rates as private enterprise"
Not condemning a league of nations
| but declaring that its constitution,
which President Wilson at last has
| stated was not drawn by him, but
mostly by. British statesmen, cannot
pass, the NSocorro Chieftain declares
1--WE are still capable to manage our
| home interests and the American
| people are not just now inclined to
become wet nurses for those trouble
| some European states" The Socorro
editor will hereafter find his name
on the White House pigmy list.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24

The story is told that when one of
the monograph companies asked
John MacCormack to sing for a rec
ord of '.TipperarN" the famous Irish
tenor stipulated for a fee of $50, 900.
The company refused and instead
gave him percentage on sales of the
record. These sales have SO far add
ed up to 100000, netting the singer
$3.50, 900.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24

Passy, France. Born March 6,
1879.
1S91-Protocol for the delimitatiop of
the British and Italian spheres
of influence in East Africa
signed az Zone.
/ S99-Francis II. Pierpont. first gov
ernor of West Virginia, died at
Pittsburgh. Born in Monon-
gahela county, Virginia. Janu-
airy rs. 1914.
1915-British aviators made success
full raid on German submarine
base at Antwerp.
/ 916-British channel steamer Sussex
'torpedoed with Americans on
board.
1917-General Nivelle made furious
attacks on the new German
front and captured two forts
of the famous "Hindenburg
line"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24

TOday's Birthdays.
Claude Kitchin, representative in
congress of the Second North Caro-
lima district, born at Scotland Neck,
n. c., fifty years ago today.
Charles A. Kennedy, representative
in congress of the First Iowa district,
born at Montrose. Ia, fifty years ago
today.
Miss Margaret Carnegie only child
of Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Carnegie,
whose engagement to wed was recent
ly announced. born in Pittsburgh,
twenty-five years ago today
DR.. Aven Nelson. president OF the
University of Wyoming, born in Lee
county, Iowa, sixty years ago today.
Garrett 2. Serviss, well known au-
thor and scientist born at Sharon
Springs, N. Y, siXty-eight years ago
today.
William s. Jennings, former COVER
nor of Florida, born at Centralia, ILL.,,
fifty-six years ago today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24

My Daughter, of wooers and phil
anderers there are, peradNenture.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-03-24
Sayings of Mrs. Solomon

BY HELEN ROWLAND.

Copyright, 1919, by the Press Publ
There Are just Three Brands of Hus-
bands: Those Who Suffer From
Temper, Those Who Suffer From
Temperament, and Those Who Are
Afflicted With Temptations.