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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-03
LITTLE BENNY'S
NOTEBOOK

Satidday before las; MIR. Smlt The
butcher gave me aud ruds SmA.r.
and Leroy Shoostcr 10 scuts apccce
for sticking 1000 ayNcrtllrnont
under doors and tod us to come
back last Satiddiy and he wou.I
give US some more to stick under.
and last Satlddly wc started -
wawk crround and Puds SimkirH
sod, Hay. fellows, We awtcnt 10 stick
them under for 10 scu's apcocc to-
day. 10 sents is Il hecks Of a salary
Tor people with np,ricncc, and lout
AT all the NpcriCnrc We had la
Slfidtiy
Lets strike for moro. an YOU hafr
20 do 10 make more money is ly.t
strike for It, that's all cnyhudy du,s.
on account ~ the nigh cost OF Nv
ing srd Leroy Shpostcr
Lets tell Mr.. Sm.t II be don't give
US a. least li scuts apccce today
h' can got sumhody cl's 10 stick
Them under for him. / fcd
And wen Wa got to the grocery
store Mr. Smit Sod. Well. boys. back
on the job brite and crly. soc. And
us 3 Fellows looked at each other
and Pu1s Simkins sod. 10 s,nts
aprccc aint euUr euy more. Mr
Smil on account Of the high cost oS
living
We wunt ~ lncst II. Mir smt
we had a consultation and We wuut
at Icost Is. scl Leroy Shoostcr a
10 was an rite wilo we was lcru(
ing. but We got Experience now. !
Scd
We'll, well. more labor truhhlcs.
sod Mr. Smit we'll the flck Is, boy.
/ hin having & llftIc dispute with
the high cost or living myself, and 1
decided that J could ony give you
boys cents apeece todsy and n
you don't wunt to do IL for that
know some hoys that viii do It for
b, what do you say
Wirh us 3 had another consulta-
ton and decided to do II for S.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-03
Would Put America NJ the Mercy o
Small Nations.

Would Put America NJ the Mercy Of
Small Nations.
In the American plan Of league
NJ nations Great britain wag 10 have
one vote In the assembly In the plan
uuw before the senate Great Britain
is given six vutes-one for herself
and one for each ot her splf-Euyern-
/ ing colonies Why the six votes for
/ Great Britain '''-- New York Herald
There are. OF course. many objcc-
I lions 10 tho British empire having
six votes 10 our one, but they are not
half SO serious as permitting Liberia.
with a total population or probably
p 600, 900 negroes. to have exactly the
srmc vote as the United states We
would rather that Canada, for In
stance should have one of those
british votes than that backward,
almost bnrbdruus, Liberia should be
able az any time To XIII our vote
Haiti. negro country OF $500 600
population. which Is only kept out OF
constant revolutions by the presence
OF United states troops has che
same vote thai America haa Hedjaz
twho knows where II rs and what II
is and what l's Mohammcdau popu-
latiou counts for?p has also the same
vote as this great country. and 40
have a number OF small and OF back
ward nations
How many who are favorlng The
league ut nations have ever taken the
trouble To know that two negro coun
tries OF small and almost barbarous
population can AZ any time unite and
ouivotc the United States Manu-
iacturcrs Record
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-03

90 give poth'n folks dem tings' dcy
can't cook" she had grumhlrd
"Oh thank YOU now I must go.
So glad 90 have seen yol Mrs Frank
Nn dr come and see me. both Of
yuu
After tho door closed behind her
hrctthod sigh Of relief Then as
Kate came I'm 20 carry out the tea
things said.
when Mrs IQrdon calls again 7
am not nt home" Re sure that you
remember.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-03

Tho record ~ elections since l1ll
has been one ~ general and uurr.
ntEri defeat tur the democratic
party iu which President Wilson iH
ihr sole outstanding figure so up.
lur political party Zoo America haas
ever been moro completely DON'T
mated hy one individual ihpu tho
democratic party has been boy wood
row Wilson aud IFS defeats have
been defeats for him and hls projects
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-03
Daily Biblical Quotation.
MLnNrsnNN- sIrrIMnIn 3. 1919.

The Just shah live by r,ttb, hut n any man draw
back my soul shall have pIcnrurc m him. Il'b
10 lE
Grace alone can cure our ils
Swrctrn lie with ull its cnrcS,
Regulate our stubborn willis
Save US from surrounding Hnlrcs
Hul We arc not Of them who draw back unto per
dluon but OF them that Relieve TO the saving ot tho
soul Heb. 1888
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-03

Money. by itself can buy neither
fuuu nor iuturuor-.auy more than
% can bus true enjoyment an these
'hings must como from the directing
wIud And. t- wc are graduR ,ly
learning. the mind that can create a
vast fortune may be no better than
any Of The ro-, Of us when applied 10
politics or art uT science or good
manners IL may indeed, bluuder
rather the more rErcElunS'Y through
uycrooufldcntr--as u The case OF
Henry Ford SpN York Tribune
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-03

The railroads show total deficit
~ only az, 10000 for June This is
fine For six months the drOuII ir
. ouy i2Ny,2sNddN. Al this rate lnc
amount 10 he contributed hy the tax
payers 10 the roads hy the end ut fht
year Will not amount Co much. n any.
over HhO0.Opg 900. or lnte less Than
an Of the ordinary yearly expenses uf
The government used 90 he before
tho Wlr'-Ncw York World
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-03

A California man Is tho pa'enice
~ baggage check made in two
paris which mus, ho placed together
to form ifs number. preventing mis-
takes caused ny checks with similar
numbers
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-03

n the MoNi,Jns go ON numbering
American ,illlruv the prurItut ui
thee niiol states viii find ifsu.,r..
hIry 'u do a.WolAue Probably mp
l'r 'urauzt uu the wrist Sow
York Herald
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-03

We seem 90 have q dual standard
OF International morality. lt ls all
Iighi frr our enemies Co ask tur
everything. b|i wruna for our friends
10 do anything There Is nothing
more generous and lls.ufrr,s'rL n
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-03
HOROSCOPE


The stars incline. but do not
compel
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1919-09-03
MrMurn or the ASSOCIATED rHrss

Tho Associated Frees ,IrIusivol, entitled 80 hr
for republication of al impr''h"t credited 80 Il
credited In ih paper and asp ia" lp'I
news published hcf"in
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06
A Good Buy.

ONE of these fine days Robert W..
Woolley, member of the Inter-
state Commerce Commission who
used to be quite active in democratic
national politics, is going in for art
strong. That is, he may buy few
more pictures just on a chance. his
last effort having proved successful
Recently, Mrs. Woolley dispatched
her husband to an auction house to
purchase one pair of candlesticks at "A
cost of not more than $25, and moth
ing more. Carrying out his instruc.
tions to the letter, Bob purchased the
sticks and four paintings of more or
less doubtful value. And, the paint
ings being somewhat shopworn, if not
dirty, in appearance, he sent them to
New York for bath before taking
them home.
Shortly after the shipment was re-
ceived by the keeper of the picture
bath parlor in New York, Bob busily
engaged in working out new rate
on calves between Wellsville and
Smith Center. Kan. or maybe some
two points in Alabama, got wild
telephone call from the New Yorker
Il want to buy that portrait of the
man with the small ears" he said. de-
scribing the painting in that language
or other equally as fitting. Name
your price"
Sixteen dollars and fifty cents the
same being the rates on calves. pot
sibly, ran through Bob's mind; but
with view to asking u little more,
he hesitated.
How would 81 900 strike YOU" the
New Yorker persisted.
Right amidships." Bob answered
and the deal was closed
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06
A Sp0rtsmah'S Heart.

Supreme Court, who halls from
canton, ohio, wears black robe Just
like the other justices all right, but
beneath said robe there beats a
sportsman's heart When in college
he gained prominence as a Splinter
and to this day his love for clean
sports of all kinds continues. He is an
ardent base ball fan and when big
series are in progress newspaper men
supply him with scores by innings.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06
A Ready Mind.

Gypsy SMITH. the evangelist. said
~ on his recent voyage from Liver
pool:
There are some men who can make
a success even of failure. THUS there
was a certain peer once who rose to
make his maiden speech--a speech
granting to all accused persons the
right of counsel--and when he put
his hand in his pocket for his notes
they weren't there. His notes were
lost.
THE peer gulped. He look ed about
him wildly. He guiped again. Then
he said:
IF |, my lords, who now rise only
to give my opinion on this bill--if
am so COMPOUNDED that I am unable
to express what | had in mind. what
must be the condition of that man
who. without any assistance. has got
to plead for his lifc%
Then the peer sat down to the
chGrrs Of a converted chamber and
his hiU passed almost unanimously.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06
DOROTHY OPENS THE DINNER PAIL

living in the Land of Ev?" inquired
the girl
mo; they only in-hab-it small
portion of it just back of the woods"
replied the machine. But they have
always been mis- chiev-ous and i'm
pertinent. and my old MASTER, King
Dv Dido. used to carry a whip with
him, when he walked out, to keep the
creatures in order. When | was
first made the Wheel-crs tried to run
over me, and butt me with their
heads; but they soon found | was
built of too solid a material for
them to n-jure."
You seem very dura ole" said Do
rothy who made you?"
THE firm of Smith & Tinker IN the
town of Ev-na, where the royal pal
ace stands" answered TiKtok.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06
The Chorus Girl.

a actress said at Los Angeles
luncheon:
"All chorus girls are not like the
one heard about the other day. She
mad been absent without leave, and
when the director took her to task
an injured look clouded her lovely
face
I'm so awfully sorry she said.
I was laid up. you know. with ty-
phoid fever
But said the director. you were
seen in box at the Follies
Her injured look deepened.
Yes, of course she said. That's
where / caught it,"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06

Did they make many of .;ou ~
asked the child.
NO; l am the only u-to-mat ic
-chan-i-cal man they ever COM
plet-ed." he replied. "They were
very wonderful -ventors, were
my makers. and quite artistic in
all they did"
II am sure of that" said Dorothy.
DO they live in the town of Evna
now"
They are both gone" replied the
machine. "Mr. Smith was an artist
as well as an in vent-or. and he
painted picture of a river which
was so natural that, as he was
reaching across it to paint some
flowers on The Opposite bank, he
fell into the water and was
drowned"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06
Handy at Them All.

OFFICIALLY Elliott Wood is super
intendent of the Capitol grounds.
but he is noted for many more things
than that. He has written one opera,
which has been produced, and several
songs; he plays a piano, violin must.
cal glasses and various other music.
producing Instruments; he is an cy-
pert radio operator and pioneer in
the wireless movement, and, at odd
times, he thinkers with architecture.
electrical and civil engineering, chem
istry. biology and a few other thinga
like that. And the most interesting
feature of Woods activities Is that
leaders in all lines in which he dab
bles recognize him as an authority,
AS yet Wood has not written a book.
but, inasmuch as he was born IN In.
diana, and used to work on II news.
paper he may do so any Tu"sday
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06
Scared Them Out.

CONFERENCES with Secretary
Glass are constant delight to
the newspaper men. The Secretary,
who used to be newspaper man him
self-in fact, he still owns two pa
pers down at Lynchburg. Va.-seats
himself on a corner of his desk and
gases with the boys just as if they
were all back in the city room dis
cussing the days news. Every con-
ceivable angle of all the news Of the
world is dissected just as it would be
at an editorial conference.
The other day at one of these con-
ferences the Secretary told how he
had all Of the cuss words in his sys-
tem-assuming that every man has a
supply of them somewhere inside
for Il matter of forty years
From the time | was boy of five
years until l became head of the
banking and currency committee of
the House. forty years later, l never
swore," the Secretary said. Then I
swore again only because / had to, it
seemed, to get the federal reserve act
through Congress.
"Anyhow, when l was a boy of five
l decided one day that should like to
go swimming with some older boys
Running true to form, they declined
10 permit me to accompany them.
Greatly angered, l uttered an oath
and reached down in the roadway for
stone to throw at them
Still keeping my eyes on the boys.
l grasped what | supposed was a
stone. and was Mortified to find that |
had picked up twelve-fo black
snake.
'The experience just naturally
scared the cuss words out of me for
forty yearsior more"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06
The Unnatural Smith.

DOLCE, CAPTAIN MCKINNEY said
in New York:
1.-The bolsheviks tell us we shouldn't
love our own country better than any
other country, but should love all
countries alike. That seems unnat
ural to me.
Yes, not to prefer your own coun-
try seems as unnatural as the con-
duct of Mr.. Smith.
Mr. Smith was informed by Will
liam. his office boy, that a lady wished
to see him.
lis she good looking. William?
Mr.. Smith asked
Ives, sir; very said William.
Then show her in. my boy.
The lady made her visit, and after
she was gone Mr.. Smith growled to
William disgustcdly:
"A fine judge of beauty you are,
must say
We'll, you see. sir said william.
I didn't know but what the lady
might be your wife
so she is my wife growled Mr..
Smith"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06

long to the royal family Of
EV, only of course there is no roy al
family just now because King Ev-
ol-do jumped into the sea and his wife
and ten children have been trans
formed by the Nome King So there
is no one to rule the Land of Ev. that
| can think of. Perhaps ii is for this
reason that the Whcel-erS claim the
trees for their own, and pick the
lunch-eons and dinners to eat them
selves. But they belong to the King.
ana YOU will find the royal ~"
stamped upon the bottom of EVERY
dinner pail"
Dorothy turned the pail over and at
once discovered the royal mark upon
it. as Tiktok had said
Are the Wheclers the only folks
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06
A Mistake.

CIR WALTER RALEIGH. IA noted
English professor, and not the
gent who discovered the basis of
cigars, snuff. "eatin' terbaccer" and
other delicacies that are made from
the weed, is visiting in this country.
and hence this yarn.
When Raleigh was about to arrive
in New York friend of his. who
never had met him, went down to
the. docks to greet him. The two
failed to get together. but the friend
spied Congressman Elston of Cali
fornia and. thinking him Raleigh, ap-
preached and asked:
Are you Sir walter Raleigh. who
is come for visit? "'
Thinking he was being jested, Ell
ston responded:
"No, I'm Christopher Columbus I've
just had a delightful lunch with good
Queen Bess and now I'm going up
to have a chat with King Solomon
about stalking out some more mines"
The New York gent fed
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06
GATHERED HERE AND THERE
When Pershing Smiles.

EN-. PERSHING. according to Army
officers and others returning from
Europe, is a greatly changed man
since the. signing of the armistice
AS the head of the American expe-
dictionary forces he ruled with an iron
hand, but now that the fighting is
over the troops are being returned
and his little boy is over there with
him the general smiles frequently
One congressman who talked with
the general recently says that to see
1.-The sun come up in Pershing's face"
is one of the most pleasing things
imaginable. The general begins to
grin at the corners of his mouth.
ffe says, and then the smile grows and
grows and wrinkles turn upward
right up into the generals gray hair.
Only wrinkles that are used to re-
spending to smiles, this congressman
AYERS, could ever curve upward as
Pershing's do.
This man had an opportunity to
talk with Pershing's intimates, and
they told him that Pershing suffered
untold torture as he sent American
troops into battles that he knew
would mean losses While outwardly
he was the BLACK Jack" of Army
fame. at heart he was gentle as a
child, it was said.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06
A WOman'S Place.

discussing the mooted question,
"Woman's place is in the home"
Representative Foster Of Ohio said on
the floor Of the House the other day:
"Out in my country fellows wife
was taken to a hospital for the insane
and her husband called to discuss her
case with physician. / can't for the
life of me understand what made that
woman crazy. the husband said; she
hasn't been out Of her own Kitchen in
seven years."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-07-06

IN 7 OW, Tiktok." said Dorothy.
the first thing to be done
y is to find a way for US to
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1919-07-10

years. He was born In MONTPELIER,
VT, and came to Cumberland during
the civil war It was here that he
met Miss Sarah Dorothy Ways, a girl
whose volunteer duty. It was to see to
the care and feeding Of the Union
soldiers in hospitals at this point.
Miss Ways afterward became Mrs.
Smith.
It vas also in the old church hos
pital here during the Civil war that he
was measured for a coffin, to be buried
the next morning. His illness at that
time was Of such a nature that for a
time he was lying az In a trance, and
hs was in this condition when an off,
Ger, making the rounds with the under
taker, had him measured for q coffin
and ordered that he be taken out for
burial next morning.
Mr.. Smith, however, rallied from his
Illness, became quite we'll, and at the
close Of the war decided to make Cum
berland his home, where he has lived
for over fifty years after being meas
ured for ~ coffin.
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BENEFACTRESs IS HIS HEIR
Mexican Miner Left $4,000 to Woman
Who Loaned Him 500
Many Years Ago.

Piedmont, W. Va.-Chariee Mont.
gomcry, who died some time ago In
Cananea, Mexico, after years spent in
mining, left his entire estate to Flor
ence Renshaw, now Mrs. Bewden, Of
Piedmont, w. Va, granddaughter of
the woman with whom Montgomery
lodged when a boy. TIE estate
amounts to $4,000 In cash.
Montgomery, it appears, after srend-
ing his youth in Piedmont, w. VA,
went to Mexico and prospered. In
1893 he returned to the United States
and attended the Chicago exposition.
Losing his money, he returned to his
cid home in West Virginie. almost pen
niless. There he found his old friend
dead, but from her granddaughter &C
cepted a loan Of 500, money she had
saved from teaching school. Ten
years later Montgomery sent Mrs.
Bowden $500 in cash to repay the loan
with interest, and now he has xiven
his entire estate to the woman who
once did him q kindness.
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With which De Soto was regaling
them. She was smiling; Barnes saw
tie sapphire lights sparkling in her
eyes and experienced a sensation that
was wofully akin to confusion.
But everything went of quite natu-
rally. He favored Miss Cameron with
an uncommonly self-possessed smile as
she gave her. hand to him, and she In
turn responded with one family sug-
gestive of tolerance, although It GER
tainly would have been recorded by q
less sensitive person than Barnes as
ripping"
Ia reply to his perfunctory delight
"a, Tn sure, ETC." she said quite clear
" {: "Oh, now. I remember. I was sure
II had seen you before, Mr.. Barnes.
You are the magic gentleman who
sprang like a mushroom out Of the
earth early yesterday afternoon"
"And frightened you" he said;
'svhereupon You vanished like the
mushroom that Is gobbled. up By the
predatory glutton.'
He had thrilled at the sound Of. her
voice. 1t was the low, deliberate voice
Ct the woman Of the crossroads, and.
n before, h6 caught the almost Inn
ARceptible accent. The red CLEAN:
lSln IN blazing logs fell upon her
lning haiF 4 giistensd Mke gold.
RMonAampae sxsnlnG 1pMn q
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WAS MEASURED FOR COFFIN

Maryland Man Got Well Aftsr That
and Lived tor Half ! Century.
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sELF-FEEDER SAVES MONEY
Expert at Kansas State College Writes
Circular Explaining Great
Value Of Device,

How labor and feed may be saved
by using a self-feeder is explained in
a circular issued by the division Of
extension in the Kansas State Agri-
cultural college and written by Carl
P. Thompson Of the division.
Mr.. Thompson shows in the bulletin
that more rapid and economical gains
are made when the self-feeder is used
than when the hogs are fed by hand.
Plans and specifications for construct
ing s~elf-feeders at small cost are in
cluded in the circular, which may be
had upon request 70 the division of
extension.
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Ion, according to the Pan-Amercan

ton, according to the Pan-American
Union.
The liberty-loving patriots had to
shoot two bolts at Spanish domination
before they succeeded ip gaining per
manent independence. The first time
they had . quiet but determined revO.
luton In Quito, the present capital of
the republic, the patriots assembling
ct the house of Manuela Canizares, q
brave and beautiful woman, on An.
gust 5. 1909. when they prepared their
declaration Of independence and chose
the officials who were to compose the
provisional government. That night
the conspirators gathered their forces
in different parts Of the city. and Cap
tain Salinas, who commanded the two
companies of regular troops and
guarded the city, sent to their bar.
racks, read to them the declaration
and wen them over to the cause Of
the patriots. They overpowered the
bodyguard Of Ruis de Castillo, the
Spanish governor, early on the morn
ing of August 10 and thus established
the first republic without shedding q
drop Of blood. 1t lasted only about q
year, when Castillo succeeded in over
throwing the patriotic government and
again brought the country under Span
tsh dominion.
The fires Of liberty had been kim
died. however, and the Ecuadoreans
kept up their heroic struggle notwith-
standing many reverses. until in 1920
the people of Guayaquil, the leading
seaport Of the country, succeeded in
rebelling on the 9th of October. With
the aid OF Gen. Simon Bolivar, the
great Venezuelan emancipation, and of
bis compatriot. Gen. Antonio Jose
Sucre, the Ecuadoreans after many
bloody battles succeeded in complete
~ annihilating the Spanish forces and
established freedom in Ecuador for
ever. Therefore 1t is that the Ecua.
doreans celebrate two Independence
days." the 10th Of August and the 9th
of October.
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PAGE THREE


Ravages Of Spanish influenza arnonx
the poor charcoal burners who i've IN
the mountains surrounding the Mu-
a capital are said to be responsible
for the unprecedented price which
that commodity is bringing. In the
last month charcoal, which Is gener-
ally used for cooking purposes, Has
increased about 800 per cent In cyst.
The municipality has made arrange
ments to buy this product in quanti-
ties and retail it at reduced figures.
One paper in the capital states that
almost 80 per cent Of the Indians who
supplied the City of Mexico with tt
fuel were victims of the scourge.