davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-12-06

rakouske dynastie a take jeji
sice predvidany, ale prece pax
jen rychly. neslavny pad.
SchoenbrUnn byl zamilovanym
sidlem stareho cisare, cisarov-
ma Alzb6ta m6la V mem svou
bled6 modrou komnalu, cisar
Karel tam mel sve pokoje, III
ia svoji knihovnu, cisar Josef
mel V mem obraZ, predstavuji-
ci jeho snatek (1760); je V
mem pokoj jeho neSt'astn6 Sc
stry Marie Antoniety, liz vlna
francouzske revoluce Sc preva
lila pres hlavu, pokoj, nemz
Marie Teresie vedla Sve po-
rady S knizetem Kaunicem,
jez byly tax duleziteho razu,
re slOuzici nesm6ii ami Obed
pfinesli jake jindy a jen jake
V pohadce Sc V urCenou hodi-
nu zjevil stolek pokrmy otvo
rem V parketach :. Schoen-
brunnsky Zamek chova We
SVEN nitru take pokoj Napole-
Onuv, jenz V mem spal roku
1905 a 1909. Dnes jsou V tom
to pokoii jeSt6 jeho loze "a pa
raventem a drahocenne gObeli
ny. Mnoho krasnych obrazu,
jakoz i gObelinGv a draheho
nabytku uoslouzilo svym dyna
stickym llCelum. Diva pOkoJe,
star6ho cisare, ma nez Sc pred
svou smri skoro vyhradn6 ONE
zoyal, Zapadaji dnes do necaso
veho rance republiky, jake
vSechny Ostatni pokoje, pTipo-
minajici uz jen zasle DOLBY, q
iichz navratu nemluvi uz nj
kdo, mimo Zkostnateleho zpa-
teGnika. Y SchOenbrunnskem
Zamku jest celkem 40 krasni
zarizenych komnat a celkem
400 mistnosti.
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ZASLANO.
Ctenym obcanGm
v Newburgh Heigts,

Y zajmu SVEN vlastnim
jste zadani, byste Sc dosta-
viii do mestke radni schGze,
ktera bude konana 9. pro-
since V 8 hodin vecer V ma
Sem Townhall ma rohu AZ.
ul. a Harvard. Ave. Nasta-
vajici urednici pro rok 1920
cht6ji zvySit sobe svoje sluz-
ne a nam poplatnikum IVY
sit taXy:
Mayor =. ze $3.50 ma $3.50
Pokladnik ze SITS ma 1925
Clerk :. $500
Marshal re $500 denne ma
S4.0O denne.
DIE uvedeneho by naSe
taxy byly pax zvySeny pfi-
blizne Ma SLIGO ze $100, a.
niz bychom "a to obdrzeli
lepSi vyhody.
Obcane. dostavte Sc V
plnem poctu a osobne pro-
testujme prot tomuto chy-
stanemu nadeleni.
Y uct6
FIR. VEJSICKY,
3942 Washington Park Blvd
ON.
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AGITACE EMAUZSKEHC
PATERA GALENA.

z Vidn6 IA. list. Post. Zpr.) J
Mad arska correspondence O.
Znamuie. re vcera dostavili Sc
do klubu krest ansko-narod.
sdruzeni delegati rakouske kre
st ansko-narodni st'any farar
hr. Galen, Sefredaktor Ros-
bauer tajemnik Guenther q
prohlasili, re n6meckO-rakou-
ska kres. ansko-gocialni strana
necini naroku ma zapadni Ma
d'arsko a haji stanOviskO, Ze
RakOusko ma dobrOvOln6 re-
signovati ma velkomyslny dar
mirOve kOnference. - Prot
tomu Sc konstatuje: Nejakd
krest anskO-narodni Strana ne
nj Zde pod timlo jmenem WI
bee znama ami neni mezi stra-
nami u volebnich uradu ohla-
Senymi. Tito tfi panove nebyli
vyslani kfesl anskosocialni stra
nOu a nebyli zmocn6ni ku po-
dobemu prohlaSeni. Farar Ca
len nemuze jako prisluSnik e.
mauzskeho klaStera V Praze
byti rakOuskym statnim obta-
mem.
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D CESkOSLOVENSkYCH LF-
GIONARfCH MA SIBfRI.
Zajimava pfednaSka p. K. Mil
lera kostele na Woodland
Ave.

sich krajanI, ably vyslechli pa
ma Kenneth ID. Millera od ST.
birske ceskosloveske armady
do Soustati pred nedavnem
Sc vrativSiho. Ku prednaSce
prisli krajane re vSech cleve-
landskych Ctvrti i z Ceskeho
Venkova a nutno poteSenim
zaznamenati, re Zdar dotcene
prednasky byl V kazd6m ohle-
du dokonaly. Schuze zahaje-
na byla rev. Haydenem, jenz
strucnymi slovy zminil Sc O
SVEN pobytu Praze, kde spo-
lecn6 p. Millerem studoval 4
a pGl roku a spoleGn6 S MIN
graduoval, Ia kterehozto poby
tn Cechach oba pOznali pro-
Masaryka, V jehoz domacnosti
mnohou krasnou chvili stravili.
PAX citoval nevyrovnatelne hr
dinstvi naSich sibirskych dru-
zinniku, kterazto chrabrost a
vlasjenecka ob6tavost je oiedi-
nelOu kapitolou deiin sveto-
vych, nacez pfedstavil sveho
pfitele Kenneth ID. Millera,
jenz mezi naSimi legionari
stravil pine diva roxy a iimi
"stryckem z Ameriky" byl ma
zyvan.
American p. Kenneth ID.
Miller pO bourlivem uvitani
vsemi pritomnymi promluvil
predevSim cesky, kterouZto
rec OsvOjil 81 V Praze a zdoko-
nalil "a sv6ho pobytu V ces-
KEN vojsku ma Rusi. Mluvil la
hodne a jeho vzpominky Pra-
ny a ceskych kraju byly zvla-
SIC Zajimave, vdeCne. ReGnik
chvalil pfiGinlivost, zdatnost
ceskeho Glov6ka, jehoz dobr6
vlastnosti naucil Sc milovati.
"A jak hrdym jsem ma ameri-
ckOu SVOii VlaSt. TAX hrdTm
jsem i Ma naSe Sibirske Cecho-
slovaky. Mym vroucim pranim
jest, ably velka americka repu
blika pracovala svOrn6 repu-
blikou Cesko3lovenskou k cili
spOlecnemu a k dobru vSeho
lidstva."
Pc ceskem uvodu fecnik jail
sc pfednaSeti anglicky, KITE
rouzto prednaSku provazel asi
osmdesai sv6telnymi obrazky.
Byly to obrazy re zivota ma
Sich sibirskych dobrovolcu a
kazda illustrace reCnikem do
datecn6 byla vysy6tlena. Spa
trili jSme ma obrazech zivot V
GeskosIovenskem sibirskem le-
zeni, pOlni nemocnice naSich
druzinniku ma Rusi, koncertni
pfednaSkove sine, sokolska
cViceni, vojensk6 cviky, dobro-
voice ma strait ma zasn6zenych
planlch i ma tratich sibirske
drahy, cesk6 zaseky, zakopy
polni opevn6ni. Postrehli jsme
ruch V polnich kuchynich, vo-
jenskych udirnach i dilnach
RUNE zajimavosti re zivota ma
Sich hochu dalnych sibir-
skych koncinach. Recnik pfipo
jill tez obraz presidenta Masa-
ryka a prednaSku svou doplnil
roZmanitymi episodami re 81
bife.
PrednaSka jeho byla hlucn6
applaudovana a pc prednasce
Cetni hoste p. Millerovi "a je-
no zasluznou cinnost ma Sibi-
ii srdecne podekovali.
Zajimava byla t6z "pisen G
Sibifi" pfednesena p. Ed. Pro
chazkou a jeho bratrem Janem
ma klaviru doprovazena. Pan
Edward Prochazka byval Gle.
mem vinohradskeho divadla a
oba bratri prodl6vaji pritom.
ne V Clevelandu ma navSt6v6.
-Zdarila schuze byla "a.
okrouhlena hymnou americkou
i naSi "Kde domov mGj?"
Pan Kenneth d. Miller bu.
de We Woodland kostele pred.
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Neco zlomi.

Pro snaziveho aviatika sta
va jen dvoji vyhlidky. Bud zlo
mi rekord, nebo vaz.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-12-06

uzitkovati. Pan Miller je zna-
menitym fecnikem jehoz slova
dlouho zustanou V pam6ti a je-
hoz laska k Geske v6ci kaz-
dym krajanem must byti po "a
sluze kreditovana.
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PAN F. SEDLAk ST.

predseda Beggs Oil and Ga )
Company odjel posledni sobo-
ty do Oklahomy, ably zahajil
vrtani ma leasu spOlecnosti, V
sekci 10-15-11 V okresu Ok
mulgee, Okla, jenz lezi V sa-
mem stfedu Begg3 Poolu.
The Beggs Oil and Gas Co.
ma-asi 80 procent krajanu pa
ma Sedlaka mezi svymi podilni
ky a ii vSichni cd n6ho oceka-
vail dobrych zprav a kter6 ia
Ike die ySeobecneho ocekaVani
V neiblizSi dob6 dojdou.
lWSSl IT ! ~ S.
40 kornnat zaSle slavy. Ne
byla sice slaVna V pravem slo-
va smyslu tato rakouska slava,
sidlici V Schoenbrunnskem
zamku, ale aspirovala hrd6 a
sebev6dom6 ma nesmrtelnost a
uz jen proto, re Y l6to sve pySe
padla, proslula ma y6cnou pa
met mas vSech, kteri jsme Sc
tlacili pod jeji mnohahrotovou
korunou. IN. w. Journal" sd6-
luje, re cd n6kolika dnu lie V
obecenstvu 81 prohlednouti CT
safsky zamek y. Schoenbrunnu
pamatujici neslavny rozkvet
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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-12-13
POMSTA ZAVRZENEHO
MILENCE.

35lety Harry Kessler 2
Woodland Ave. dvoril Sc do ne
davna jist6 zidovske divce,
provdavSi Sc minuly tyden "a
r. Goldmana s nimz nastoupi-
Ia svatebni cestu do Detroit.
Kessler byl tudiz byvalou svo-
il milenkou odmitnut a kdyz
tato stala Sc pani Goldmano-
YOU, pomstu il prisahal. Ably
mstu svou mohl vykonati, roz-
iel Sc vCera Ia novomanzeli do
Detroit. kde byvalou svoji mi
lenku Gkladn6 postfelil, naGe2
samoVrazdu spachal. 23leta
pi. Rose Goldmanova ma t6z-
kou ranu prsOu a sotva zivo-
TEN vyvaZne. Mrtvola vraho-
va bude do Clevelandu Ultra
privezena.
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DANE BUDOU VYSSf.

Jezto hrozi Wade deficit
$3,000.000.00O "a pristiho pal
druheho roku, vSechna nad6je
ma snizeni dani a tim drahoty
zivobyti zmizela. Deficit musi
byti hrazen bud vydanim dali
Sich bondu nebo zvysenim da-
nj. RepublikanSti vudcove V
kongresu hodlaji nejdrive o.
kleStiti znacne vydajov6 odha
dy vladnich Department. a
pax hledati prameny novych
prijm1.
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PRVNf UHLI MA CESTE.
Dolly Belmont a jefferson o.
kresich v pine cinnosti.

Prace V uhlodolech We w
chodnim Ohio byla vCera te-
mef ySude obnovena a po
stavce prvni vyt6zene palivo
po5lano iiz ze!eznitni dopra-
We. Znacne zasoby vytezeny
zvlaSte V dolech Wheeling
Greek, Blaine, Stanley, Gle
neoe, Stewartsville, Willow
Grove, st. Clairsville, Bellaire,
Martins Ferry, Rush Run, Bra
dey Gaylord, kdezto V il
nych ohajskych dulech bude
obnovena cinnost V pond6li.
Toliko hornici z Wolf Run,
Bergholz, Amsterdam a East
Springfield blize Steubenville
do prace posud Sc nechystaji.
Jinak ale vSude jinde V horni-
ckych naSich distriktech situa-
ce sc iasni, takze nedostatek
paliva brzy bude odsran6n.
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PlCNI PARNlk VYHOREL

Ma rece Ohio blize Cincinna
Il vyhorel vcera nejvetsi ricni
osobni parnik V Soustati. Pa
rolod' ia sluje America" a O.
hen Vznikl V podpalubi a roz-
Siril Sc t6z do kabin, takze Sko
da bude velika a plavidlo do
auchych doku musi byti zavle-
Geno.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-12-13
PROHIBICNiCI ZADAJi RE-
VISI VOLEB.
v nasem okresu udaly Sc pry
nespravnosti l77 precink-
tech.

Mistni prohibitni liga poza-
dala statni uTady ably naridily
revisi hlasu V listopadovych
volbach V Cuyahoga okresu
odevzdanych. V zado3ti Sc tyr
di, re V 1T naSich precink-
tech "a hlasovani 0 prohibit-
Mich otazkach vyskytly Sc ne
srovnalosti a proJo pry hlasy
mali byti prepocitany. Zadost
zakazovaGu poslana z Colum-
bus X vyrizeni zdejSimu voleb-
nimu klerku Nc Neillovi, kite
~ pozadovanou revisi u3kutec
nj V n6kolika dnech. Pochybu
ie Sc vSak, re prepocitavanl
to n6jakou ut6chu zakaZova-
cum pfinese. Pan Nc Neill je
totiz presv6dCen, re hlasy ohle
dne prohibice V naSem okresu
spravne byly spocitany, takze
vysledek zustane nezm6n6n,
Zakazovaci pozaduji podob.
nou revisi V devatenacti il
nych di3triktech V Ohio a ice
lem zadosti je, mozno-li vyhla-
dit liberalni vetSinu proti rat
fikaci narodni prohibice A. IL
stopadu V Ohio odevzdanou.
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MASARYk a PERGLER HO>
STY OBCHODNI kOMORY.
Velke ucasterstvi pri vCereJ j.
sim banketu.

Syn presidenta Ceskosloven-
sk6 republiky, pan Jan G.. Ma
saryk pTibyl We spoleGnosti Wy
stance Perglera do Clevelandu
vGera V poledne a po kratsim
oddechu V hOtelu Cleveland.
kde oba uvitani byli zastupci
Narodniho Sdruzenf, naSi no.
ste odebrali sc do obchodni
komory, kde zahranicni vybor
zmin6ne instituce pripravil
Jim dychanek. Z krajanu mi
mo vyjmenovanych hosJi podi
leli Sc ma onom banketu PIP.
Karel Bernreiter, reverend Oh
drich Zlamal, tovarnik F. VI
eek, pravnik Fl. Payer, dale
p. Karel Richter, iakoz i JIM
GeSti zdejSi obchodnici a prd-
myslnici.
B6hem rozpravy "a dychan
ku V obchodni komoTe oba no
ste ujiSt'ovali pritomn6, re in
dustrielni a hospodafsk6 po-
merry V CeskosIovenske repu-
blice mali zdravy podklad a
tam6jSi situace re lepSi Sc sta
lc. TeXtilni prumysl V Cechach
trpi sic nedostatkem surovin,
zvlaSt6 bavlny, kteryzto nedo-
'tatek zavinil nezam6stna-
most mnoheho d6lnictva, mic
meme i tyJo pom6ry Sc vyjasni
jakmile tovarnimu d6lnictvu
ndvrat do prace bude okOlnost
mi umozn6n, zbyvaiici neklid
We stare vlasti llpln6 vymizi.
Hospodarska situace ie ute
&cna a naSe rolnictvo hledi
vstric prosperit6.
V Americe roz$iTovana byla
propaganda ohledn6 vyvlast-
oovani Slechtickych velkostat-
ku ceskoslovanskou vladou We
prosp6ch obecn6ho lidu. Pro
paganda ta m6la vzbudit vGCi
naSi Wade pfedsudek, jakoby
rcpublice Slo o n6jakou bez0-
hlednou kOnfiskaci. We skuteG
Aosti ySak pouZe tri cisarska
Dan5tvi. ziskana Habsbugy ne
bo zradci naroda podvodem,
byla novou vladou bez odskod
aGni prevzata.
Recnici po t6 liGili vSeobec-
me pom6ry V ceskosIovenskych
"cmich a opakovali vyzvu. "a
by SoustaJi navazovalo pilnG
obchodni vztahy s republikou
,na$i, Gimz bude pomozeno OBJ
chodu a prumylu jak Geskoslo
vensk6mu tax americk6mu.
O vcereiSim dychanku V OBJ
chodni komofe rozepsaly Sc
! oba clevelandsk6 veGerniky a
referuje o mem t6z dneSni
"Plain Dealer" VGerejSi
"News" ku sv6mu rcferatu pTi
dava struGny zivotopis p. J. A.
Masaryka, piSe jeho sestilete
cinnosti americkych zelezar-
mach Richarda Cranea V Bird
geportu. kteryzto velkoprGmy
sink - Crane ~ ie pritomn6
americkym vyslancem Praze
a ma konec dodava. ze matka
y. Jana G.. Masaryka je Anne
riGankou, byvalou 81. Marii
Garrigueovou Brooklyn, N.
Y.
PIP. Masaryk a Pergler sta
nou Sc dne3 V poledne hosty CT
ty klubu, kde rovnez budou
prednaSet o ceskG otazce. Dc
| Washingtonu odjedou dnes ve-
Ger.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1919-12-13
SMRTELNE. POPALENA.

SleCna Berta Smithova, 23le
ia V druhem patfe budoVy c.
COOS Superior Ave. bydllci,
priSla dnes rano k amrtelnemu
Grazu, kdyz oleiova kaminka
v jeii loznici eXplodovalo a o.
hel roZSilil Sc ma luzko, ma
n6mz zmin6na divka podrimo-
vala. Ma Smithove vznal Sc no
chi ubor d tato We SVEN zoufal
stvi seskoGila okna ma pazit,
kde V pl2noucim SVEN Satu
zmaten6 pobihala. Konecn6 do
maci lid Sc sb6hl a plameny
ma nj uha il, natea odveZena
byla do nemocnice sv. Luka$e.
kdezto oheM V loznici opano-
van byl hasicskTm muzstvem Z
dolenniho rl6s,a. STAY 81. Smi-
thove, takto prodavacky Y il
stem departmentnim kram6,
lest beznad6iny.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-04-04
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DR.. KiImer's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
1t is a physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root is strengthening medi-
cine. It helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp Root has stood the test of years
It is sold by all druggists en- its merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has SO many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-04-04
TOUCHED MEN IN RIGHT SPOT
Y. M. C. A. Camp Secretary Knew the
Feeling of Soldiers Gathered to
Subdue BIoodthirsty Hun.

Wars changes are being shown In
greater degree in the Y. M. G. A. &C
tivity, remarks the New York Sun.
The psalm-singing official has passed.
In his place is the athletic director
and entertainer, Of red blood. No bet
ter example of the metamorphosis
could have been had than in an incl
dent not long ago at Camp Mills, the
great Long Island concentration camp
where the men were equipped just be-
fore sailing.
One of the old-style officials was
holding meeting and was expatiating
at length on the care the men should
take of their souls. His audience, al
ready partly homesick after months
of training, was restless and grew
GUNNER and GUNNER.
The camp secretary watched with
dismay the effect the speaker was
having on the soldiers about to sail.
The climax came when the parson,
after final appeal to the men to face
death bravely, said:
1--WE will now sing Ring the Bells
Of Heaven
That was too much for the local
camp man and he jumped to his feet
holding up his hand to the man at the
piano to stop. Then he shouted:
''Boys, before we sing this Ring the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1919-04-04
.DADDY.) EVENIN(U
FAIRY TALE II
APRIL FOOLS DAY.
6y Fiary Graham Bonner l1IE.e!

at was the first of April" said
Daddy, .and everyone thought it would
be great joke to call up the aquarium
on the telephone and to ask for Mr..
Fish.
$50 all day long the telephone was
ringing and after Mr.. Fish was asked
for the person who did the telephon-
ing would say,
"'April Fool
''Well, the fishes splashed and they
said,
eve give folks lot of fun. We
help them with their little jokes All,
it's fine to help play April FOOLS Day
jokes
But then they saw that their keep
ers were getting a little cross that
they should be called to the telephone
so many times for no reason at all
that they said,
"sThis thing should stop. and they
said this just before the afternoon of
the first of April when it was really
time to stop fooling.
Well" said one of the fishes wig
Cling it's fins and its tail, we are going
to have party here this evening"
81 don't know that ] like that idea,
said another fish, for when there are
parties we have to share our food or
at least we should
You don't understand about this
party said the second fish, splashing.
Pray let me explain
"'Oh, another kind of party said
the first fish, and perhaps they will
bring us food instead of making US
give some?
"'You talk like little pig with a
snout instead of fish with fms said
the second fish.
"'Well, / just felt very hungry to-
day. said the first fish.
"'No excuse said the second fish.
"sWell, I'll learn better manners
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perhaps said the first fish, after I
have been here longer, for you know
haven't been in the aquarium very
long
''The other fish grinned silly grin
and it's watery eyes looked very fool
ish as it said,
81 notice that you say that per-
haps you may learn better manners.
You are evidently not sure
"'One can't be sure of anything
said the first fish, and least Of all of
my manners, Of which only own q
few
You speak of them as though they
were few things you could pick up in
a basket, said the second fish, splash
ing with amusement.
Never mind how ! speak, said the
first fish, 'let's go on to another sub
ject.'
This party, said the second fish,
IS like one which they had last year.
It wasn't given quite so early in the
season, but this year they evidently
can waste no time about having
party here.
The party is called reception
and many fine and famous people
come to it. They talk and they eat
the food which grown-ups and people
like, chicken salad and ice cream.
"'They talk and they have a very
dull time. I have never found out
quite why they have these parties here,
for they are so stupid. They have the
aquarium looking very beautiful. all
decorated with flags and lights.
but those silly people come here
where there are lovely tanks for fishes
and they never even put their hands
ia. them.
"'To be sure there wouldn't be
room for the people in the tanks, but
doesn't it seem silly to think that they
don't want to get in our tanks?
TT does said the first fish, it
seems like joke, an April Fools
joke
NO. said the second fish, it is past
the time for joking. See! Here they
GOMEZ
"And the fishes who had been there
watched the people hold their recep-
ton in the aquarium. And the fishes
smiled their fshy smiles, and the
fishes splashed their fishy splashes and
said,
'To think of how they live and
breathe and talk and eat out Of water.
How queer people are?
"And when the party was over the
fishes shut up shop as they called it
which meant they said goodnight to
each other and didn't begin the bust
ness of talking and eating until the
next day.
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tagged. The audience would not rise
to anything-humor, pathos, thrill.
When the play was over everyone
seemed to avoid her.
She rubbed off her makeup and re-
sumed her multi AS she walked out
on the darkened stage she saw Batter
son. He tried to escape, but she
checked him.
'Tell me frankly, Mr.. Patterson,
what was the matter with my perform
ance tonight"
"Come to the Office Monday and
we'll have little talk"
"And I'll get my notice"
81 didn't say that"
"What would you honestly advise
me to do?"
81 understand that you don't have
to act. Go home and get married"
II won't"
"Then go home and don't get mar
ried.''
II won't go home"
"There's one other place to go.
Good night"
He walked off and she was left
alone. She had the stage to herself
She stood in the big void and felt
alien forever alien. She shook hef
head. This place was not for her.
She had been tried in the balance and
found wanting. She wondered if there
were anywhere a balance that she
could bring down.
She dreaded the forlorn journey
home to her dreary room. AS she
stepped out of the door someone
moved forward with nnIifted hat. 1t
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was Tom Duane. He looked very
spick and span. His smile illumined
the dull street and his hand clasped
hers with saving strength. It lifted
her from the depths like rope let
down from the sky.
Daphne would have been more con-
tent il Duane had been Clay Wimburn.
It was Clay's duty to be there at such
time, Of all times.
OF course he did not know that this
night was to be crucial for her, but
he should have known. Mr.. Duane
knew. 1t never occurred to Daphne
that Reben had warned Duane of the
debut Of his protegee and had invited
HMM fact, had dared him-to watch
the test of her abilities.
All she knew was that Duane was
proffering homage and smiles and the
prefaces of courtship. Daphne might
have failed to gain the hearts of her
audience, for all her toll, but here was
q heart that was hers without effort.
Perhaps Duane was her career. He
was at least an audience that she could
+ r.
sway. And she was miserably in need
of some one that would pay her the
tribute of submission.
So now when he said, Wont you
let me take you home in my carr" she
could hardly snub heaven-sent mes
senger.
She said, "Thank you you're very
kind-but-" Oh, all right" And
she bounded in.
When Duane said: "You must be
hungry after all that hard work.
Aren't you?'' she said, Yes, ] guess I
ana little".
When he said, 'fWhere shall we eatr
she answered, Anywhere"
"Claremont?" he suggested.
This startled her, gave her pause.
Yet there was something piquant about
the proposal.
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Clay, for your own information. Every
time this Mr.. Duane that you're so
afraid of meets me he does his best
to help me get my chance and he tells
me only pleasant things. Every time
you've come to see me lately you've
been either a sick cat or roaring
tiger"
She was planning to urge him to
help her and make their meetings
roster. But, lover-like, he took UNI
bragg and pain and despair from her
advice, and since they were again at
the vestibule he sighed, "Good night,
Mrs. Duane" and flung out into the
dark.
Daphne sighed, and the poor eleya-
tor man who saw so much of this sort
of thing sighed with her and for her.
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Married Men. Read This.

A translator of the Bible into the
New Guinea tongue wanted proper
idiom for the phrase, 'Far be it from
me to do this thing" He consulted a
learned native, who replied, II under
stand. We have the precise idiom; We
say: May speak to my mother-in-
law before will do this thing" That
sounded rather like a joke to the trans
lator, but it wasn't, for in that land of
strange taboos, one of the unpardon-
able sins is for a man to open his lips
to his wife's mother-Boston Trans
cript.
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MisdIrected Smiles.

Cant anything be done to prevent
me fair defendant from smiling at the
judge?'
"Pm afraid not. She's either born
coquette or she isn't familiar with
court procedure"
.sHow's taat?'
'.I'll acknowledge that the judge Is
better-looking man than any member
of the jury, but her fate lies in the
hands of the jury"
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Bells of Heaven don't let us forget
that first we must Wiring the kaiser's
damned neck"
The shout that went up broke up
the abashed parsons meeting and
"Ring the Bells of Heaven" was in
definitely postponed.