davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24
CUENTO DEL Ola
FL RELICARIO .

Ne present6 a ella i'm amigo en-
su camerino del music hall, donde
actuaba Y. a titulo de compatrlota
V de admirador de Ia belleza, Ia VI
ste varias veces durante mi estancla
en- aauella capital eXtraHjera. FL
l.echo de haber nacido IN el mlsnlo
suelc V hablar la misma lie !gua pas
"a. Ell cxtranas t~ierras, a dos perso-
mas cue en la vida Sc han vlsto, pa
IA intimar V unirSc tanto como, a
las veces. Sc distancian los moradores
dc una aldea: Y sumando a este Ia
hermosura de aquella mujer. ell do
nairc de SUI conversation mundana
Y ell attractive del seXo, Quedara
perfectamente explicado que re de-
lara cierta huella, Y que apenas lie
go a Madrid, despues dc algun lem
DO renaciese cl deseo de If a ver!a
Claro csta que en- mi mente no bro
to niHgunp idea conqui"tadora. pdeS
harto saba que Mini picaDa alto, y
Que los modestos hCHnrarlo* de IN
| modesto bufete no p"rn!tcn aumen-
tar en- 4o.ma ell joyer) de una muJer
acostIrnbrada a eXplotar las lniserlas
de los ricos: pero por algo ~instintlvo'
que tienc mezcla de vanida3 Y dc n
lgera esperanto cue, aun desvIrtu-
andola nuestro propio scHtido comnn,
flota V Sc mantiene como Illusion de-
seada, me acicale Embellishments,
me vesti de frac Y tome ina 6utaca
de primcra fila para la function del
teatro donde ~aQuella noche hacla su
presentation como fin dc fiesta.
! aDareci6 ella. en- sus o~jazos de
MIRA. pace de hipnotizar a Al
ranzor; con su boca roja. como Ia
granada que produce la vega del
| Darro: con su tale cimbrcantc Y err
Guido. como una palmera del De
sicrto. Y su garganta incitantc, como
In dc las huries del PrOfeta. Wen
dola So comedian el paraiso dc Ma
hon,a y 81 inferno del Dante. por-
que ella hacia posibles las dcllclas
b~riNdadas q los crcyentes, Y por ella
podian :rrostrarsc las febriles tor
turas soladas por cl vate f~lorentlno.
Not6 cr seguida mi ~presencia Y
me diriCi6 una mirada ' I sonrl-
sa, ~fascinadoras por ser suyas, que
| NE hicicron Greer, como a Becquer,
on T);os Y comenZ6 su DANA artiS-
tica. voluptuoSa V e~stimulante; dan
| "a SuCestionadora de publicOs Y ava
salladora de magnatcs. que me hlzo
comprendcr como aquelloS plesltos
pudieron t~rastornar las cabeZas de
ilustres p~ersonajes europeos: danza
| que tuvO U repetir una Y otra vcZ,
correspondence a estruendosas ova-
clones, de esas que las m~uchedun-
brcs reservan para mostrar su en-
tusiasmo por danZantes, toreros V
oradores de meeting. y cuando,
rendida. ~jadeaHtc, aniquilada, Sc
dcSpidi6 del concurso admirador Ian
zanGo besos Y arrojando a la sala
| flores de las prendidas en- su pecho
Y en- su cabe.a, el clavel primero.
IN claveI doble. ~estupendo. blanco
" fragante. vino Il caer sobre ri.
va no tuve duda. me recordaba con
! sim9atia. me invitaba a una entire
! vista. guerra que me acercase; V lie
no de emoci6n Y de orgullo Y acari-
ciandU ilusiones embriagadoras, So
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

MARIA c. Vida. dc Hoffman. Modista. Pre-
clos c6modos. trabajo garantiZado. 2O+ SKIN
ST. Travis 6007.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

TALLER DE REPARACION de AUTOMOBILES.
Toda clasc DC comDosturas 4 precios mode
radios. garantizando satisfaction. ST. North
San Marcos Street. Tel. Crockett 1905. l.
Hernandez.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

LIBERAL GRATIFiCAC!oN Sc dara = quirn
mo uropurcio0c ;asogmcs d" mi "sposs Luz
80 No-~. Guic1 :amhien SO hace l.anar Mar
zs-ita Duyal. Cue r"Sidia. on ., mes dc Ma
yo 10 1916. On T~ann7ico. N"Nicc. on Ia c.
IL dc Ia Uni Il. Is Dc -zcionaliGad fran
"a. dc : pics. : ~pulcadne d" "~sta;ura.
&c $50 I.hra> dc peso y asa peroxide j"
nidr5=c=o cn ri lrio. Toio iHfcrmc diriiasc
a Rlas Nors. Quar;cr Master Corps Dc:a"h-
mont, Kelly Field. Texas. t25)
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24
GUIA PROFESSIONAL
ABOGADOS

aBOGkpO PARA LOS MExICANcS. Asea-
Do eds clsse de E~eEocio5 JudiciAJes, r7SAs"
rsrioa~ por Gahos y pSE5uiclos personnel
-,T,xrs tiviies ; ErIniaalss. recisraac:onss d
Jer-eaos- No -ohro konorarios hasS q~s 80
Lsrnros aucdaa satisfactoEis3ente te.nIaaaoA
Lie. Henry Ben CEae. 30 GSaseE bag
San Antcnlo. Texas. Crockett SSNS
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24
MATRIMONIALES

HOMEEE ae burnsS roSramh-sS y h-Haa re-
fgtsrlon. dc - a.Cs d cGsc, de=ea cvu-
--.~- -,-t---7a-r~ con Seucra @ se1c~Eta cue
-engz 30 - Il - amos Las In5eresaeas d.
-ijaD -u -or-csronGancls = Manuel E1ri-
que. Es:ari6n 8. Phoenix. ARR. l2if
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

S:-ve cfcctuardcSe Ia Gran Bara:a ~ IA
Cgsa dc SuEa-mzn Bros. +0l = West
Houston Street. i2Gb
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

Siguc cfcc.uaniosc la Gran Rarats on Ia
Casa dc SuGarmun Bros. i0l West
Houston Street. l23D
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24
M. II. DIAZ

s-SORgS FERRoCARkncRoS MEXlCA-
nos. Hare que las Co1panias les rsSm-
go Cob-o Back Pay" aGnsrto de suei-
Sos. ehs1aes ' .tie-2os". 81 suf-e aicc2 &C
-,S.,r- On 81 t-aba5o 70 e dire % cue does
padir. A--eS5o usSocics -c!ac'oaaceS son !.
80 \, lie J PEsRCE KANE, sos ran
sas Cts Life Bldg. Kansas Ciy. Mo.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24
ARRENDANnzN

= RE<rAN rgxr,o< sm2eb'adcs y sa a7nHs-
- ~ ---s 4e tzu1iua meNssaT7- 8ssg-N
ps-e Hc-r-~- y ;~ar1,liss. ReniS oaTSiA- o.
.-s0 a - Ave. {
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

V~enderlos ejemplares del numero
especial de LA PRENSA, del IS de
Septiembre. a IS centavos cada uno.
Pidalos a Ia Agencia de Publicacio-
nes. $50 y. Santa Rosa Ave. San An
ionic, Texas.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

81 NECESITA .s-7os para mudsnzss. = cay
gar eluipajGs. cable = RCSALES: tG.eiSno
Travis 1926.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

Srcue cfcctuardusc n Gran Rarata en- IA
Casa dc Su.a-mun Bros. i0l-, West
Houston Street. '-3l
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24
ARTICULOS MEXICANOS

Chiles chipotles. chocolate, queso me-
xicano. queso de tuna. I~entcja y
cien articuioS mas Pida hoy misrro
Uuestra L;sta General y Sc Conyen-
cera de cue uadie vende tan barato.
-l412 ". Commerce St, San An
tonic. Texas.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24
SEILOS De COMA

Para Comcrc;antcs. p-ctesloalsfAs ooE'e-
dadcs. Complete suCtIdo de AccrsofiGs PAN
los m;smus. PiGa ~cataiogo a !. SAN4OS
ORTA- 6ll DoIorosa St Ic.tio2o Travis
$3.50. San Antonio. Texas.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

Sc GRATIFICARA amp,iancrte Il a perso-
ra r." nc p-oporciune ln:o-ncs de- 81.
Salazar. moreno. d"!EaHo. QUEEN on
Aso,.o lie lTI6 81 cnco1tTaba on Melvin.
Texas. Todo irformc sobrc 81 particular d.
~i5asc q PraxcdlS SaiaZar. Box II. A!"-
burg. Texas. 80
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24
Gr,Nn vNTRAL HOTEL

Sc EENTAN CCAR-O> a-s-eu.zGo, S-5o
NJ .rr,a-4. cor ;cGEs -pCCl.1AE-s. casA
-o5srra. SIS = 81 Na.anu-os <.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

con $500 80 gra,iiicara 4 Ia persona Pu'
ne prolu-.iorc in:ormcS Dc mi madr". Ia
Sra. Andrea En-iso. dc qgicn hac" 'ua.ro
amos TO rec DO Hotic.a alsuna. +, 3rlGln2rIa
re ZucatCras. lac. Mexico. TODD irsJrmc
r,nrcrnica'c Z Gicha srnora. siTvan=c Giri-
giro q Juan Enriso. Law;on. Okla t-fl
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24
YENTAS
TRAJES EN- ABONOS

Roplras!0u de t0ta ciase de ropa para ca
bsi,c-os 3 scao-ss. SOSA. The Taiic-. sol
Doic.Csa $.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

FOR 10 cts.. enviaTcT.os una coHdeco-acioa
c1-crca ,facsimiN. dos .reciosos cronisos
eSr1altadoS con marco Dorado ) nuCs.-a
c.-,uaA. conercial SELECTION De JuiJE-
TES. E5criba hoy. LIZ CASA MENICAEA.
Box l56. Chicago. II.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

S.gGc c!cctuandosc IN Gran Ba-atH eC "A
Cass &c Sugarman Hrcs. %ol West
Houston Street. i-%I
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24

I'm hNUNCIO en- LA PRENSA" sianpre
- &c exIto SECURE. Lame I'd. a tc.eioHe
Travis 2s!I y a2unciesc desde luezo.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1919-11-24
S T SENIOR, LISTO.
PESOUISAS

CON $500 GRATlFICARE a n persona cue
nc r-opu-cicnc :nfurmcS &c mi hcrmano
Francisco Mendoza. QUEEN hacc cuat-o amos
50 caco7:raba on San Diego. Cal. Is a.
%. ;rirueno. de - amos dc cad y ORR
zirario {, Bachimba. Chin, Mex. loGo IN
rorme siryansc d.-;Ci-!o a Guadalupe L. Men
aoza. =. 0. Box PCS. RHwlins. """. 81
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-01-17
Boom TAs 81 shway

Parr1ilelIing as near as possible
the R1,k Island railway from
Kansas City 10 FL Paso. Texas,
and connecting such important
military centers as Camp Funston
near Fort Riley, the geographical
center Of the United States. and
Fort Bliss to III Paso. the gate
way to old Mexico, the Funston
Fort Bliss Military Highway pro-
misses 20 be one of the more i'm
portant highways that is being
proposed at this time and on
which federal aid is anticipated.
Many Of the links in the pro-
posed highway have already been
completed and work is expected
TO begin Immediately on some Of
the unimproved links. Probably
one of the best highways in the
southwest has just been complet-
ed between FL pasO and Alamo
gordo, New Mexico. The build
ing of this n ad was possible by
the use Of local, state and federal
funds and extensive use Of con-
Wet labor by the State of New
Mexico.
The Good Roads Club, Guymon
Oklahoma, advises that Oklahoma
proposes to issue $50, 600, 600
worth of bonds for the %construc-
ton of highways in that state.
At a recent conference held at
Oklahoma City, that organization
was represented and attention
was called to the proposed Fun
ston. Fort Bliss Military Highway.
Upon return of their represent
tative, the association officials
were advised that you may de-
pend on Texas county"
Local. state and federal funds
were also expended in building
the highway from Nara Visa, N.
M. TO Logan, N. NJ, and the
authorities expect soon to take
up the work of building the road
from Logan to Tucumcari. The
contract has already been let for
the construction of the highway
from Tucumcari to Montoya.
Concerted action is all that is
necessary to accomplish anything
worth while and it is hoped thai
the various committees through
which the proposed highway is
routed are awake to the possibil.
tiles and that the dream of its
promoters will soon become ar
accomplished fact.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1919-01-17
Opportunity For Appointment

ONPDtiLt1IlJ TOT hFPpnhAA,Ghs
Senator A. A. Jones has the
appointment Of one cadet for
Annapolis. He wishes every high
school boy in the state to have
an opportunity TO compete for
this appointment
On February 10Th an examin.
alton will be sent to any high
school principal that will apply
for the same before February LIST
We mnst know quite soon how
many schools will compete so
that we will know how many ex-
animation papers TO make up.
The examination covers the fol-
lowing subjects: Grammar. &C.
ography. United States History,
Algebra, Geometry, Arithmetic.
Dictation in Spelling. Any prin-
cipal wishing sample copies Of
the examinations given for adj
mission 10 Annapolis may have
same by writing TO the under
signed.
To secure a set Of examination
papers for any community it is
necessary for the principal to
certify that he will take charge
of the examination and supervise
il throughout the entire day of
Saturday, February 18th, or until
the applicants are through writ
ing.
Kindly address all communi-
cations TO
Frank II, II. Roberts.
East Las Vegas. N. NJ
NORMAL UNIVERSITY.
Roosevelt Memorial
At Carrizozo High School
k0OseVelts favOrite hymn
How Firm a Foundation
Pres. Roosevelt as a man
! Rhoda Murray.
Pres. Roosevelt in the Home
Catherine Pine.
Solo Rose Conway
Reading Hilary Cooper.
Song Sweet and Low
School.
Reading LIMA Branum.
Trio-The Misses Wilson and
Mrs. Donaldson
Roosevelt as President
John Boyd.
Duet Marion Place
Hilary Cooper.
Pres. Roosevelt's Last Message,
Rowland.
Ito Roosevelt Barbara Hust.
Song-"Lead Kindly Light
School.
Boy Scout March Boys
=! Star Spangled Banner
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
Looked Like MeIodrama.

When Lewis Waller was playing
Charles Surface in THE School for
Scandal" he unfortunately stumbled
just before making his entrance. and
his right hand was thrust into a pot
of red paint, with which a scenic ar.
tlst had been retouching some OF the
props There was no time 10 lose,
so Mr.. Waller walked on The stage
with his hand apparently dripping
with gore, as from some hideouS
crime. The audience imagined the ac
tor had injured himself. until his I'M
comfortable mirth reassured them.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
CURIOUS IDEAS ABOUT GOLF
Some Of Them, That Have Been Pre-
served, Will Be Appreciated by
Devotees Of the Game.

Twenty years ago the majority Of
women knew nothing about golf. and
many good anecdotes are still told of
some of the curious ideas they had
regarding the game. One lady, max
Ing sympathetic conversation at din.
her. said TO nm enthusiastic golfer:
81 often see you in your rcd coat.
n" you need many dogs to play golfT'
younger lady said she knew ex-
acily how the game was played.
They get what they call caddies
10 hunt about in the grass till they
find n round stone. and then they
hit 1t into rabbit hole"
4 third lady, who had evidently en-
jOyed nearer view of the game, said !:
1T is played by two men. One is
o gentleman and the other is COM
mon man. The common man sticks
hall on lump of dirt, and the gen.
tlcIr"H knocks 1t off !"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
It You Need a Medicine
You Should Have tho Best

Have you ever stopped 20 relsen why
it is that so many products that are ex-
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is PLAINTIFF article did not fulfill
the promises Of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
a medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says Take for
example DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a
preparation / have sold for many years
and never hesitate TO recommend. for in
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has so large a
sale"
According TO sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success Of DIR.
Kilmer's Swamp Root is due to the fact,
so many people claim, that it fulhlls al
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle OF
Swamp Root by Parcels Post Address
DIR. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, n. Y,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all druc stores.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
Loves Labor Lost.

"What did Mr.. Cummings say To you
aSt night, Clara, when he was trying
10 button your glover" queried the
anxious mother.
why replied the daughter, "he
said that any firm making gloves as
hard to button as mine ought 10 quit
the business"
We'll my dear continued the
n. m, take my advice and don't waste
any more time in that dircctiOn."-
Brooklyn Citizen.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
SAFE, GENTLE REMEDY
BRINGS SURE RELIEF

you need. Take three or four every day.
The healing oil soaks into the cells and
lining of the kidneys and drives out
the poisons. New life and health will
surely follow. When your normal vigor
has been restored continue treatment
for a while to keep yourself in condi-
ton and prevent return of the dis
ease.
Don't wait until you are incapable of
fighting. Start taking GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules today. Your
druggist will cheerfully refund your
money IL you are not satisfied with
results. But be sure to get the original
imported GOLD MEDAL and accept no
substitutes. In three sizes. Sealed
packages. At all drug stores.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

For 200 years GOLD MEDAL Haar-
ity to withstand attacks of kidney,
liver, bladder and stomach troubles
and all diseases connected with the
urinary organs, and to build up and
restore to health organs weakened by
disease. These most important organs
must be watched, because they filter
and purify the blood; unless they do
their work you are doomed.
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervous
ness, dependency, backache, stomach
trouble. pains in the loins and lower
abdomen, gravel, rheumatism. sciatica
and lumbngo oil warn you of trouble
with your kidne-s. GOLD MEDAL
Raarlem Oil Capsules are the remedy
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
The Need Of God.

People are asking In these days of
upheaval and chaos "Wha, is wrong
with the world" u needs God: II
needs the religion of Jesus Christ and
II needs that religion practically en-
bodied IN the lives Of men. We see
Il In The lives Of these men Of the
gospel. We pced men like that null
tiplIed MANIFOLD In every church. We
need men like that multiplied ten thou
sandfOld In our land.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
The Result.

II tried to teach NY wife something
about the parliamentary way of con-
Quoting q debate"
Did you succeedT
"Only too well. The frs: thing when
We had debate about buying a hand
some ccntcrpicce she moved to lay the
subject of the debate on the table"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
FRECKLES
Now Is Ii. Time to Get Rid Of These Ugly Sps,'

There's no longer the slightest need OF feeling
ashamed OF your freckles, IS Othine-double
strengths guaranteed 10 remove these bomey
spots.
Simply get an ounce OF Othine-doubls
itrength-from your druggist, and apply little
OF IL night and morning Snd you should soon see
that even the worst freckles have begun to dis
appear. while the lighter ones have vanished en-
tirely. IL In seldom that more than one ounce
10 needed 10 completely clear the skin and ssis
q beautiful clear complexion.
Be sure 10 ask for the double strength Otnlne.
10 this IL sold under guarantee OF money back
Il fails 10 remove freckles.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
Eusrx Want sunnlied.

i'redous to va. q Lord Is the dcath
~ INV 80 MIS- w'h'ch mikes ~ heirs
= So great wealth which leaves us
.ru'sh 4 With ~ gr~q wrisay " "
T 'iles 'tei ,every rsnl - uhundantly
tri.ed .-..iohr AustI~
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
Studying Expense.

Patience-They tell me he proposed
marriage by telephone.
Patricc-YeS. lie did. He said il
was cheaper.
GLOW 500"
THE telephone message cost him
only ten cents. If he had gone ln,per.
son il would have cost him n one
dollar box of candy"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
Qualified,

Mrs. Diff-How's your good husband
getting along?
Mrs. Biff-Finei Gone To work
again at good pay.
Mrs. Diff (astOnished) - But
thought he had ST. Vitus dance?
Mrs. Bin-IIe has hut hc learned to
play saxophOne and then got swell
job with jazz orchestra in II caba-
ret.-Buffalo Express.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

O God. animate us To cheerfulness!
May we have joyful sense Of our
blessings. learn 10 look on the bright
circumstances Of our lot. and main
TAN perpetual contentedness.-
O. aiming.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
HoW's This ?

We offer $4,000 for any case OF catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces OF the System
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price &c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
On the Reservation.

''Win Injun smoke the pipe Of peace
with palefaceY
"Out of date. my dear fellow" re-
spondCd the Carlisle graduate. but
don't mind having cigarette
Louisville COurier-Iournal.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
His Poor Selection.

81 can't believe mo- dan half some
folks says" said Uncle Eben, IAN
somehow de half does believe is mos
generally de half dat ain So"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
Naturally.

My dog can scent thunderstorm
five miles away" His nose must he
something of Il storm scenter."
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

l-ruhahly few men who marry for
] home are foolish enough to trlfle
Wit, il nt.er they get it.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

A man admires a woman who talks
of his future and makes no inquiries
into his past.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

The number of things man knows
about women is about one per cent OF
what he thinks he knows.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
Terrifying.

"A lady of forbidding countenance?'
ayes, even the automobiles pull up
when she crosses the et."-LouiS-
vile COurierJOurnai.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
The Main Point.

He-I never kissed any girl but yOu-
She-Never mind about your past
performances. What's your intention
in the future?-BOston Transcript.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

All are not saints who 90 TO church,
of course. and neither are all such bad
sinners who don't go.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

So long as you resent and resist
your environment you can find neither
peace nor happiness.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

Saying nothing at the wrong tim,
Is as good as saying the right thing nj
the right time.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

A man wastes lot Of valuable
time by feeling IN the wrong pocket
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

The man who has II little and wants
less is richer than the man who has
much and wants more.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

yes. Dorothy, the best material fOr
successful short story is brains.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

The best profit Is the profit that
leaves some profit for the other man
in the deal.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

AS n man grows older he speaks
less Of his pleasures and more OF his
ailments.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

Lots of bright hopes are exchanged
for gloomy experiences.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

Never make confidant of every
bOdy's friend.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

The advent of prosperity should
bring out noiseless calamity hunters.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

II hrcvity is the sole of wit, levity
must he the upper.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05

To suffer for a good cause lessons
pain.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1919-06-05
DANGEROUS Trade.

81 should think yOu would he afraid
TO be selling soothing medicines for
babies"
why should | be afraid?"
"YOu know IL is taking hush money"