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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
Diseased Sense of Logic.

The doctrines of Lenine and Trotsky
are the contortions of diseased sense
of logic. They are the outcome of the
favorite Socialist formula-two and
one make two. All Socialism is based
on this proposition: Capital. one; la
Dor, one; landlord, one; total, two
capital and labor. They are utterly
blind to the third element in political
economy, the land owner, and always
lump the latter with the capitalist.
The capitalist is absolutely essential
to the production of wealth on large
scale, whereas the mere landlord can
be and should be eliminated aftOgeth-
er, the entire state taking his place
and collecting rental of land instead
of taxes. When you have grasped this
statement you have solved the entire
problem of political economy, and to
ignore it is to remain lost in fog for
ever. EARSEN /. SOPEN.
West Palisade, n. J., June 16 1919.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
High School Notes.

The seniors will give a dance on
Monday evening
The Junior high graduation exer-
cises were held last night.
On Tuesday evening the sophomore
class will tender the seniors a fare
well party.
The high school graduation eXer-
cises will be held on Wednesday eve
ming.
The picnic at the park will be held
on Thursday.
Many Of the boys and girls of both
the junior and senior high schools
went swimming on Wednesday.
On Saturday evening the members
of the graduating class will be made
members of the Cliffside Park High
School Alumni Association.
The members of the baseball team
of 10 and the members of the Junior
class teams, both boys and girls, will
get their numerals and letters on
Glass Day.
All the exams were given during the
past week and all the students are re-
lieved.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
Equal Justice for All.

The last thing a single taxer sug-
gests is CLASS WAR. This is the
biggest piece of tomfoOlery invented,
and nobody but shallow Drained, il
logical simpleton will consider it. We
have numberless laws In New Jersey,
most of them drawn up in the public
interest. But as there are black sheep
in every family, so we have laws drawn
up for the interests of certain privileg-
ed citizens. 1t is the duty of every
voter to see that these laws are amend
ed so as to be changed in the interest
of all the people This is the single
tax program and nothing else. If you
can't join party like this you are not
good citizen, and you ought TO go to
a country where privileged class laws
are welcome.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
At the Park.

Hundreds of people visited the man.
moth swimming pool during the past
week. On Saturday and Sunday the
people were like sardines in the pool.
The many streets of the Midway
were jammed with pleasure seekers
who know that this park affords more
fun than any other in this part of the
United States.
AS usual, there were many lines of
people seeking to ride in the large
scenic railways, the Virginia Reel the
whirlpool and the other rides.
The mammoth dance hall, as usual,
was crowded with many who have be-
come regular, steady customers for the
past season and this one, since Pro-
fessor Fisher and his orchestra sup
ply the music.
Several hundred orphans from st.
JOseph's Home, Jersey City, were ac-
commodated at the huge resort on
Tuesday. These children certainly en-
joyed the band concerts and the free
circus.
The children also enjoyed the rides,
which Manager Schenk left open to
them without charge.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
Future Battles Leqal.

The other day a man remarked to-
me. There is one country now with
which we will have to settle accounts.
and that is-England." | said to him.
DO you know where the battlefields
will be located?' He said. well, no."
I'm the law courts said l. "All bat
ties between the United States and
England will forever hereafter be legal
ones, and may the best lawyer win,
There are lot of shallow minds that
are susceptible to the sly German
propaganda that is trying to SOW dis
sension between the allies never so
strongly as at this moment, and it
their senses.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
Bad Socialist Brand.

The attack on the boy scouts by the
utterly incomprehensible Socialist, Al
derman Lee, was well answered by the
New York Evening Sun, that quoted
extracts from the boy scouts pledge,
and said "If this be militarism give us
plenty of it." The trouble is that the
Socialist of the Lee brand wants to de-
stroy civilization. and no one knows
better than he that anyone brought up
in the ideals of the boy scout will have
heart, conscience and a love of
truth which are fatal to Socialism of
the German brand.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
Is Going to Be Careful.

There We're not as many failures in
the attempt to fly across the Atlantic
as one would naturally expect, but
there will be many in the future be-
fore the crossing can be made stable.
We are creatures of circumstances to-
a large extent, and all precautions may
be nullified by storm or head winds
So | am going to select a fine day for
my first trip and for as many of the
others as possible.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
Thoughts of Today
Who Will Get SWaq?

Mr.. Victor Berger rises to remark
that the League of Nations is a big
band of robbers. Who are they going
TO rob, and who will receive the swag?
If the allied nations, including the
United States, are robbers, pray what
We're Germany, Austria, Bulgaria and
Turkey? Let their actions in the
peace terms of Brest-LitOvsk and
Bucharest answer, to say nothing of
their announced program for France,
England and the United States.
Robbers? Phew, Mr.. Berger.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
The Crown Simp.

The Kaiser cuts down saplings,
which are sawn into blocks and sent
to sapheads in Germany The crown
prince, who covered himself with gore
on the western front, says the war will
begin again in ten years The German
undertakers TO man are behind these
two saw heads
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
Mosquitoes a Bit shy-but Wait!

The mosquito has become somewhat
more of rarity this season than be-
fore. Eternal vigilance is the price of
exemption altogether. When this evil
pest has been eradicated from the
state New Jersey will lose its one
drawback, for there is not another
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

reproach attached to us. New York
has its American, its hall, its bombers;
Massachusetts its east wind; Pennsyl-
vania its sleeping sickness, and 50 on.
eliminated
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
Ball Player Injured.

Frank Favre when playing baseball
with the ST. Johns Lyceum on Sunday
afternoon was injured while running
for fly bali and ran into Brandt, who
was also heading for the ball Both
players received severe shock when
they ran abunk, Favre's eye being
badly bruised and was treated by Paul
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

The st. Johns defeated the Comedy
Nine from Jersey City at the Cliffside
on Sunday afternoon in a
fast ten inning game Joe DAILY was
pitching for the Lyceum and played
an excellent game. The game went
smoothly from the third inning with a
score of Ii to the eighth, when the
visiting team scored 3 more runs. The
situation looked dark for the home
team until Naedler, Marley, McGrath
and Hozer started to shine at the bat
and ended the ninth inning with a tie.
Mike Hozer connected with the ball in
the tenth inning and drove Greenwood
in with the winning run, making the
score 81 in favor of the Lyceum
Jimmie McGrath, John Mahoney and
Varley made the outfield and got every
ball going in their direction.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

The members of the Grantwood Con
gregationaI Church held picnic at
the COudray estate on Saturday after
noon. Many games were played by
the younger folks and many races We're
run. A baseball game was played be-
tween the married and the single men.
The single men were the victorS, but
they had to work hard for the victory.
Capt. B. Duncan McClave and his
bride are expected to arrive home from
France on the French liner La Tou-
raine which is due to arrive at New
York on Monday moning. Captain
McClave entered the Sanitary Corps
at the outbreak of the war. He then
went TO Camp Cody, Wyoming, at
which place he was in command of
the sanitary troops of the Eighty-Sev
enth Division, with which he went to
France. While in France McCIave met
Miss Georgette Plumet, daughter of
Colonel and Mrs Plumet. old friends
of the McClave family. An elaborate
military wedding was celebrated in
Paris
Mrs. c. f. Mclean, formerly of this
town, was here on business Tuesday
The long waited for vote on the
500 bonus for the ClffSide Park
school teachers on Tuesday evening
resulted in a victory for the teachers.
The meeting was held at the high
school and while many voters were
not present, those who were there We're
enthusiastic over the outcome. Out of
the POS votes cast 1873 were in favor
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
Citizens Club.

The Citizens Club of Cliffside Park
held a busy session Monday evening
at the regular June meeting, discuss
ing many live topics of local interest
in regard to the development of the
borough.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

Walker street and the car line, is
nearing completion
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

The st. Johns Lyceum will play the
Sagamores of Brooklyn on Sunday aft
ernoon at the Cliffside Fairgrounds
The game will start at 3 80 p. m.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

foundation has been started for a
house on Highland avenue
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

of the teachers and only % were OPP
posed to the bonus. The bonus will
not be paid until next September.
John Il. Frdlngton of Columbia
avenue returned on Tuesday from an
extended business trip through the
South.
The house that Charles J. Teeger is
building on LawtOn avenue is nearing
completion.
Misses Rita and Angela Dohan of
Hoboken spent Tuesday with their
uncle, George F. Foley of Washington
avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. Chase of New York
city spent Sunday with the Corriston
family of Grove avenue.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21
GRANTWOOD NOTES

John Drucker of Drucker Brothers.
tailOrs of this town, received his hon
orable discharge from the army at
Camp Dix and is now visiting his
parents at Philadelphia, Pa, prior to
his return to this town where he will
again go into business with his broth
er who ran the business by himself
since John went away.
Cecilia Mccarthy, Helen COnroy,
Gertrude Martens and Herman Mar
tens attended the graduation exercises
of the Savage Physical Training School
at the Brooklyn Academy of Music on
Wednesday evening. They went with
Miss M. w. Ball, physical instructor
of the local high school, who is a
graduate of the Savage School.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

York City. The score was II to 2.
This is his fifth victory in five starts
this season.
They will play double header on
next Sunday. The Ridgefield All
Stars, who up to date have been the
only victors over the Lyceums, will
play the first game and they will hook
up with the fast Comedy Nine of Jer
sey City in the second game.
Mr. w. J. Woods, the well known
dog breeder of this town, sold two of
his Boston bull pups on Saturday. He
has five puppy Airdales that are now
for sale.
Mrs. Schneider is in her bakery
again after lingering illness.
Edward Sheehan of New York City
spent the weekend with the McGar-
rigans of Anderson avenue.
Miss Anna Gormley spent the week
end with relatives in Brooklyn.
William Driver and family of Ridge
field Park spent the weekend with
his parents on Washington avenue.
Mrs. Susskind of New York City
spent the past week with the CARTS
tons of Nelson avenue.
Mrs. F. FOgarty and Mrs. J. Fitzpat-
rick of Flatbush, Brooklyn, are spend
ing the week with Mrs. Edmonds of
Nelson avenue.
The Thomas Finch family of New
York city rented the F. Kirmayer home
on Crescent avenue.
Ground was broken on Monday for
the bungalow by John Flanagan, the
well known Grantwood builder, on Co
lumbia avenue.
The Misses Cecilia Mccarthy and
Dorothy Drew are becoming quite
some tennis players. There is not an
other team of girls in these parts who
can defeat them in doubles match.
The Madden building, corner of
Grant avenue and the trolley line, is
being painted.
Mr.. and Mrs H. c. Beilfuss and Mr..
and Mrs. Richard Fox, Jr., motored
to Montclair, N. j., on Sunday in the
Beilfuss HOpmobile.
Martin j. Conroy of Columbia ave-
nue. is home from Worcester Techni-
cal School, Worcester, Mass, for his
summer vacation.
Valley Francke of Washington ave-
nue. came home from Rutgers College,
New Brunswick, N. J., on Saturday
Mrs. Susskind of New York city
spent the past week with the W. J..
Dorgan family of Oakdene avenue.
A special celebration was made at
the Holy Trinity Episcopal Church on
Sunday. 1t was the first of the annual
obsevances of the day in honor of
the church's name day, Trinity Sun
day.
In addition to this, bronze memo
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

The real estate office of Tax Collec-
tor Sheehan, which is being built on
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

POlifroni who is in charge of the first
aid kit, provided for instances of this
nature. Favre was replaced by Munly.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

Mike Hozier pitched another victory
on Sunday afternoon for st. Johns
Lyceum against the Empires of New
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

Mr.. George Foley of Washington
avenue, the well known real estate
man, is i'll and has been confined to his
home for the past week
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

August Dettmir has sold a part of
his ice route in this town to Mr.. H.
Gerroffe of Columbia avenue. He did
this so that the people of the town
would always have ice as he could
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Manheimer of Oakden,
avenue left for Long Branch wher,
they will stay for the summer months
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

Mrs. c. Perry and her son Albert
spent the weekend with the Perry
family of Grove avenue.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

Times spent the weekend in Grant
wood.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

The Citizens Club of Cliffside Park
held a busy session Monday evening
at the regular June meeting, discuss
ing many live topics of local interest
in regard to the development of the
borough.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

In addition to this, bronze memo
rial tablet to serve as a permanent
honor roll for the great world war was
unveiled The names of all the men
of the parish who were in the army
or navy are inscribed on it.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

Ought the fares
Be the same Z?
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1919-06-21

A special celebration was made at
the Holy Trinity Episcopal Church on
Sunday. 1t was the first of the annual
Observances of the day in honor of
the church's name day, Trinity Sun
day.
The Big Sandy news., 1919-08-01
AS FAR AS / KNOW.

"As far as know" said a person on,
night,
"There is naught in this world but
what is Just right;
have all ! want 20 both eat and wear
The flowers | gather are fragrant and
fair
The birds IN the trees always sing q
glad song.
And as far as know there is nothing
wrong.
IAN people / know are loyal and kind,
And I am contented in body and mind;
] read about folks who are awfully bad,
About souls that are weary and hearts
that are sad
About children that quarrel and peo-
pie who fight.
But as far as know everything Is all
right.
II read there are people who do many
things
That on them the worst kind OF suf-
ferlng brings,
That women are wicked and men are
untrue" 'tf
And sinfulness runneth society thru
But as far as l know--as far as /
The Big Sandy news., 1919-08-01
BUY SEED EARLY.

Each year for the past several years
there has been an acute shortage of
clover seed in this country. One OF
the reasons for this is that we have
been unable to import any seed; but
the chief reason is that the production
of clover seed has declined rapidly in
the United States. This in turn is
due to the fact that the acreage OF
clover grown in some of the chief seed
producing states like Ohio Indiana and
Michigan is much smaller than form
erly.
Clover seed at no time has been
cheap, but an examination of market
prices for the past few years shows
that the fall price has been several
dollars less in every case than the hte
winter and early spring prices. Last
year, for example, clover seed could
be bought in the fall for about $500
per bushel. In the spring the price
was $4,000 and good seed was difficult
TO get even at this price. There was
simply not enough seed to go around.
That there will be similar shortage
OF seed next year is practically GER
tain. In fact some authorities predict
the most serious shortage yet exper-
fenced. This opinion is borne out by
the high price OF seed for future de-
livery on the Toledo market. IT is not
ut all UNLIKELY that good clover seed
will sell for $500 or $4,000 per buspel
next year.
There is g. good opportunity of
saving many dollars and what Is even
more important getting the choicest
seed tho market affords, by buying
just as soon as the new crop of seed
comes in the market While the short
age OF alfalfa seed has not been SO
marked as with clover, yet the supply
Of high grade seed has not been large
and since the quality Of the seed is
such an important point in growing
alfalfa, no mistake can be made by
bnying enrlY
The Big Sandy news., 1919-08-01
A GOOD FRIEND

A good friend stands by you when in
need. Louisa people tell how Doan's
Kidney Pills have stood the test Mrs
Frank Pigg OF Water ST., Louisa, en-
dorsed Doan's eight years ago and
again confirms the story. Could you
ask for more convincing testimony?
II suffered for long time with many
distressing symptoms OF kidney COM
plaint," says Mrs Pigg. ''The most
annoying ailment was severe pain,
in my back and dull, bearing down
feeling through my loins which at
times was almost unbearable. was
weak and languid, constantly tired and
had no ambition. My back was in such
a bad condition couldn't stoop over
without severe pain and II was ter
rible effort for me to rise. / was rest
less at night and couldn't sleep. Morn
ings was just as tired as when / went
to bed. ] was nervous and suffered
from severe dizzy spells. My kidneys
acted irregularly, too. finally took
Doan's Kidney Pills, getting them at
Louisa Drug Co.'s store, and the pains
in my back and loins left. The action
of my kidneys became normal and the
other distressing symptoms were re-
moved"
Mrs. Pigg gave the above statement
on March 20. 1s1o.-and on December
4, 1915 she said: THE cure Doan's
Kidney Pills made for me is still last
ing and 1 now enjoy the best Of health
60c, at all dealers. Foster Milburn
Co., Mfgrs.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Big Sandy news., 1919-08-01
MAKE JlTNEY JOURNEYS.

The enormous rush OF the early
summer is gone. The farmer can now
draw a long breath and plan to use
his jitney for some little journeys
about the neighborhood and over into
the surrounding counties.
The farmer and his family can make
these jitney journeys pleasure trips
and profitable trips at the same time.
Plans can be made for trip which
will allow the fannly TO visit some
farm whore the use OF ground lime
stone has sweetned a field 30 that
sweet clover or alfalfa will grow.
Another day farmer who has made a
success OF feeding hogs may be seen
The farmers wife could use the
machine to call upon some woman
who has installed waterworks or an
electric lightplant in the home She
might make 4 point OF passing some
homes where the planting OF shrub
berry or trees has made the farms
especially attractive.
In other words now that a breathing
spell has come use the car as n pleas
ure and an observation car at the same
time. BY taking these little jitney
journeys the dhr can be made to pay
for It's keep by educating the farmer
and his family through seeing what
other people on other farms happen to
be doing.
The Big Sandy news., 1919-08-01
GLADYS AND DENNIS

Several of the boys and girls at
tended the footwashing lat Twin
Branch Sunday.
Hobert Cooksey, of Catlettsburg, is
visiting his uncle. A. ]. Cooksey, al
this place.
Sophia G. Pennington was calling on
her sister at Louisa Thursday and
Friday.
Mrs. Bessie Hughes and children,
Ola May and James Clifford, were the
guests of her brother at this place.
Bessie Cooksey and Mrs. Noldia Van
horn called on their aunt, Mrs. Henry
Compton, Saturday night.
]. Savage has completed his job in
w. S. Penningtons blacksmith shop.
The Misses Hutchinson attended
church at the Brammer Crap Sunday.
Mona Cooksey and Minnie B. PEN
nington were the guests of Virgie and
Bertha Hutchinson Thursday.
Chas Rice. our leading merchant, is
improving to great extent.
G.. F. Adkins says he has lost all in
terest at this place and will work for
John Short the coming autumn.
Mona Cooksey and sister, Miss Reba,
were calling on friends on Morgan
Creek Friday.
Lieut.. Ernest Webb is very i'll at this
writing.
Ada Louise Cooksey was calling on
Mrs. Maude Compton Sunday
Arthur Webb was calling on Belva
EIkins Sunday
Several of the boys and girls at
tended church at Brammer Gap We'd
The Big Sandy news., 1919-08-01
DRIFT, KY.

School is progressing nicely with
Bob Martin teacher.
Mrs. Joe Carroll is quite sick
Miss Lille Allen. of Mead, is visit
ing friends and relatives in Drift
Lys Cox was at Charlie Frazier's
Frazier's Sunday evening.
Millard Fugit, Tom Mccain and
John Wilson. OF Ruben, are here visit
ing Harry Cox.
Grover and Boyd See attended the
funeral of Felix See, near Louisa.
Mrs. W. T. Cartmel visited Weeks
bury friends last week
Bennett and Harry Cox made busi-
ness trip to Turkey Creek Sunday.
Billy Shannon and Hob Allen, who
have had typhoid fever. are able to be
out again.
Mrs, Annie Martin was calling on
Mrs. Mollie Shannon Saturday.
Jay Hardwick and wife visited Mr.
and Mrs. H. NJ. Shannon Sunday
Miss Ermia Shnanon has been quite
sick for few days,
Drift has got to be quite business
place. We have good school, two
big stores and fine postoffice built.
Grover See is very sick
Bozier Childers left for parts un-
known. SUBSCRIBER.
The Big Sandy news., 1919-08-01
SMOKY VALLEY

There will be preaching at the Tab
ernacle Sunday afternoon at 8 o'clock
by Bro. Byron Reed of Fort Gay.
We were very much surprised to
hear OF the wedding OF George Hays
and Miss True Roberts.
Shelda Diamond is able to be out
again.
Several young folks called on Mr.
and Mrs. Leo Branham Sunday.
We are glad 10 see Ira See in Smoky
Valley once more. He has just re-
turned from overseas.
Misses Hattie and Blanch Hay
called on IneZ Wellman Sunday
Vint Nolen had the misfortune OF
getting his arm cut while working on
the pipe line.
Garnet Diamond spent Sunday with
her brother. Edgar Diamond.
Paulie Diamond is eXpeced home
soon
Mrs. Lewis Tackett and children
have returned 10 their home at Vul-
can. w. Va, after spending few
weeks with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
John Frazier OF this place.
Rebecca Hay spent Sunday with
friends at Blaine,
Mr. and Mrs. Harrison Roberts
visited their parents at Daniel Creek
Sunday
Our school opened Monday with Liz
zie Meade teacher.
A SCHOOL GIRL