The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-04-30
TWO AND THREE, OR PUTTING THE
NEXT ONE OVER WITH BUGS" BAER
Mccting's Adjourned


Meetings. Adjourned.
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t.V"rN n'Eh powered diplomat ana
dtpiomutt has siSued on inc polka
dott"d inc. 40 more secret covenants
and -up-arouhd-th@ cars
After this diplomacy viii wear a
low necked gown. NO more secrets
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, No nation can STAR d war without
first publishing the bans The league
will put the hampers on international
Nations used to shoot first and
arbitrate afterwards.
Now they arbifrate first and shoot
second
Same al before The only differences
il that now Won GO into the side SHOW.
first ANA geo the circus afterwards.
Nov that the tower Of bahfinr ~
over NOTHING remains but the remains
All the diplomats huzzed themselves
eiilv SThe orc feature Of the chin
fest that stands out Ike a mules
ear Is that there were no nreseuta-
a sneaker winds M bv giving some
sapn a watch or engagenent ring or
, Something NO watches We're given or
taken at tho peaco conferences After
careful investigation. each diplomat
decided to keep his own BESIDES.
the speeches had PASSED the watch
starc They were four yards ahead
OF the eight-day clocks.
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The league also decided TO page
I the kaiser in Holland They wan.
To stretch his neck SO that ne can wear
\ smokestack for COLLAR Tho kaiser
! OBJECTS To this. He likes lo,e collars
The league figures "a establish In
ternationaI peace and security While
the dip]omafs were voting unanifnouxlr
on this point. eleven Chicago yeEgs
of the same number OF Chicago soft
boiled skulls. two dozen New YORK
rent nrotiteprs tossed twenty four
families out on n previously prepared
sidewalk and an indignant Eoston
lady beat her husband into tuse astb,lity
and aIimonv in the order named.
j Peace on earth good will to men.
Great music but the Jury always plays
II different
!
ANY member OF the Ioague who
gums tho rules viii he thrown out
( Inv the rouch-house committee The
feature If this new CLUB Is that It has
a welcome sign on both the entrance
The covenant ts written very sirnplv
in words Of six and seven ss-lla nIes and
il very EASY to misunderstood The
! beauty Of n eleven syila hled word is
that you can repudiate couple OF the
syllables and stiI have the word left
The text Of the covenant Is delicate
but durable. Something like q choco-
late cellars fliicd with cement
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The capital OF the league OF nations
Will be in Geneva, Switzeriand. coun-
Try which Is famous Tor the chefSe
which IS m@Fhfac'hTed /" fopoN'h'
\. J ana points west
Sf'er some 'haheihs nv" N'.tSS'' ihE
all or the prcS,oef', PeFN "I points
Wer" accepted IN u,Fr ~ N"'"' N,o,'
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