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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-30

DANISH M. e.

Ole Nielsen pastor.
On Sunday the services will be as
follows: Preaching by the pastor at
1890 a. M, and 7:45 p. m.
Sunday school at the church at IL
Iclock noon, and at the Scandina-
Wan chapel at 2:30 p. m.
The mid-week services on Wednes-
day evening.
Choir rehearsal on Friday evening.
The Sewing Circle will have their
Tuesday evening at 8 o'clock.
FIRST BAPTIST.
There will be special music at both
morning and evening services. Mr..
J. H. Larcomb will preach at both
services.
SALVATION ARMY.
The Salvation Army will be hold
ing a series of special open air meet
ings In various parts of city on Sat
Hrday, Sundy ID Monday evenings.
On Saturdai Monday fire p.
tn %' * g, H.: sp pei sun MEETING fs0l Il the p;
hall Snnday night at 8 p. m.
Captain Miller and Lieutenant
Newton from headquarters will con-
duct the meetings. Good music. All
welcome.
ST. PAULS EVANGELICAL.
st. Pauls Evangelical church To-
Gated in First street near Market
street.
Rev. Jacob Ganss. Phi. D., pastor.
Sunday services: Sunday school in
English at $3.50 a. m. and preaching
services in German at 1890 a. m.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.
Christian Science Society of Sewar-
en-, 80 Woodbridge avenue, holds
d,-l A1 4
O'Clock and testimony meeting every
Wednesday evening at s. Sunday
morning. All are invited.
GRACE ENGLISH LUTHERAN.
Morning service at 10 O'Clock will
be held in the Grace English Luth-
eran church, Jefferson street, opposite
the Y. M. G. A., Sunday. Rev. Rob-
ert Schlotter is the pastor. Sunday
school will be at IL o'clock.-No even
summer months.
Morning services at the Grace Eng
lish Lutheran church will be con
Quoted by the pastor, Rev. Robert
Schlotter. Church services will be
at 10 o'clock. The Sunday school
meets at II o'clock. There win be
Tuesday night at s o'clock in the
church basement. The Sunday School
Association meets on Wednesday
night at 8 p. m. Choir practice will
be held Thursday evening at 8 o'clock
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN.
The Rev. e. d. Barnes, Of Hon, N
Y, will occupy the pulpit of the First
Presbyterian church at the regular
morning service at IL o'clock a. IN.
OUR SAvIOR,S LUTHERAN.
State street nea Market.
Regular English preaching at 9:45
A. M. Danish service at 1900 A. M.
Sunday school at 9:15 A. M.
v. B. Skov and A. L. Kreyling. pas
tors.
Simpson M. e. Church
Rev. c. 8. Hunt, pastor of Bethel
M. e. church, Tottenville, will preach
in Simpson church tomorrow. His
sermon topics will be: Morning,
where are you Iiving7" Evening,
What shall I do with my life?"
Evangelist May Lindsey Hafght. Of
Brooklyn. will preach at the union
services of the Methodist churches of
Tottenville tomorrow. Her topics
will be-: Morning, 'Life's Supreme
Choice" evening, anchor till Day.
break"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-30
CLASSIFIED ADS.
MAIN CLASSIFIED sHEET-PAGE 8
PIANOS

c sTEINHAUsER- Pianos tuned and
repaired. a2s State St. Perth Amooy
Tel 1sk4-M- First class WORK.
|BRtTNTON, Pianos and Player Pia COS,
Kranich 4 Bach, Hardman Pianos,
Sonora monographs. Columbia Gra-
fonolas. George Post Manager. 704
Smith St Open Evenings Phone 10
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-30
AcKsMrTHIN

GENERAL BLAcKsMITHING in ali
branches: specializing In automobile
springs and automobile blacksmith
ing OF any description. loft & Freyer
146 Jefferson st.
FRANK PETRO, Blacksmith and repair
shop, horse shoeing, body building
and auto blacksmithing. 40s-16
tombstone St
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-08-30
MISCELLANEOUS


IF YOU WANT to buy or sell real es-
tate, have rents collected or a mort
gage loan. see d. A. Shirley. $50
Smith ST. .
LAUNDRY-wet Wash and Flat Work
done by the Oldest and largest OPP
Grating plant In the city. Middlesex
Sanitary Laundry, M s Gordon St..
+ Perth Amboy. N. J. Tel 1888.
If YOU Want to sell your furniture
see Houser at 1o3 Fayette st. or
Phone S4s-W.
We HAVE a few used typewriters In
excellent condition at bargain prices.
Also new typewriters and adding
machines. viii M. Menaker. Raritan
Building.
VIM. CLEMENSEN, Baled Hay. Straw,
Grain, Mill Feeds, Fertilizer. Mar
ket and Second SITS. Tel. $50. SAG
Arthur Kill Road. Tottenville. Tel. go
DAILY Auto service between Perth
Amboy, Woodbridge. Carteret. Rah-
way. Chrome Elizabeth n Newark.
Leave orders at P. A. Printing Co.
Tel. 1913.
LIBERTY BONDS bought; highest mar
ket prices paid; foreign exchange. A.
Stone. 81 Maple ST.. Opposite Post
Office.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
"Eirst Aidn Book.

Attach to the medicine closet, with
string and pencil a small alphabet
ically arranged notebook.
Under the letter P, for instance
write the antidoes for the different
peisons, for, although one may know
them, when the baby swallows the
wrong tablet knowledge is apt to de-
sert one, and by the time the doctor
arrives upon the scene it may be too
late.
Under f writes Painting Spells"
and what to do. "Cuts and Bruises"
list under their proper letter and
"Sunstroke," Burns" and so on.
through the list of accidents and sud.
den illnesses. All this may be taken
from regular first aid book, but
added to this may be remedies for
sickness to which ones special family
is subject.
From year to year one forgets what
1t was that proved so effective in that
case of quinsy, but can easily refer TO
1t in this manner.
Being arranged alphabetically, it is
the work of but a moment to fiud the
desired information
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
Gave Welcome to LAFAYETTE.

On the Waccamaw river in South
Carolina, fur back on commanding
eminence, with acres of rice land and
pine forests stretching away on every
hand, stands notable relic of colonial
and revolutionary days-"Prospect
HILL" the venerable home of Benjamin
Huger pronounced U-gee), an Ameri-
can patriot of French Huguenot an
cestry.
1t was here that the Marquis de
Lafayette spent his first night in Amer
lea, in 1777, landing on North island at
the mouth of Winyaw bay. He was
met by the owner of prospect HILL"
and was conveyed in rowboat pro-
PEELED by negro oarsmen in livery to
his destination, where a grand recep-
ton was given in his honor.
The mansion was brilliantly lighted
and adorned with flags. and noted
guests from the country around were
to welcome the distinguished
son of France.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
TRUTH ABOVE ALL THINGS
Incomparably the Best Business Asset
That Man or Firm Can
Possess

A successful merchant, when asket;
the question, 'What is the best asset
OF business house?" said: "The best
asset business house can possess is
reputation for absolute truth"
Such was the exhortation lately
given to young man who has yet to
arrive, by veteran who, in well-earn-
ed retirement, can comfort himself
with the reflection that he has
been one Of the most successful bust
ness men of the age.
To the cynic advice of this quality
may seem, perhaps, to call up shades
of George Washington at the period
when 'he couldn't tell a lie." But
men of sense long ago have realized
that, even should they brush the ques-
tion of morals aside and be content to
argue the matter from its lowest and
most cynical standpoint, the truth-tell-
Ing policy still remains the best; in
fact, the only possible working policy
for the man who aims at any definite
and lasting success in business.
The truth-teller is, in short, the man
who stands to make good in the bust
ness field; he is the only man who
counts to any really vital extent.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
ISLAM ART MOI PERMANENT
Most Beautiful Masterpieces Are
Crumbling Because Constructed
of Perishable Material.

! The two capital cities of centrsi
Asia have left mosques and tombs
which for their grace. decorations and
grandeur, are precious documents of
the culture of splendid epoch. Asia
Magazine states. The intricate carv-
Ing of the gates and the enameled
tiles, azure, purple and saffron, heap
up a prodigallty of design, all the
more remarkable because, according to.
the Islam law, the representation os
living nature in any form is forbidden.
This restriction developed wreath of
extremely beautiful geometrical and
conventional patterns, and to the use
OF texts of the koran In the highly
decorative Arabic characters.
Unfortunately, the Moslems did not
for permanency, in marble,
ike the Greeks. The enamel tiles Of
the facades are rapidly falling away,
the walls of clay are disintegrating
and the broken roofs furnish asylums
for birds. The natives, indolent and
tatalist, shrug their shoulders and con-
slider 1t part of the natural order of !
-hlngs for monuments to crumbe and
pass away. Soon the jade and tur- ,
luoise pages in the history of central |
ASIA VIII be obllterated more COM
'letely than the records Of Babylon
md Pompeii.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
SAMPLE OF RED CROSS WORK
Made Glad by News of Son in
American Hospital.

He sat little apart from the other
men who crowded the receiving sta
ton for American Base Hospitals Nos.
% and 26. There was a cigarette In
his mouth and peaceful smile on his
face that brought the American Red
Cross .searchers to his side with a
query.
'YOu look as If you're glad to be
here; are you really?"'she asked. The
wounded man grinned joyously.
You're jolly well right, miss, I've
only just come from back of the Ger
man lines. This is heaven"
His name was G. Tully, and he be-
longed to the British Royal Field ar
tillery. Three months previously he
had been taken prisoner by the Ger
mans and had been held just back Of
the lines to work on the railroads and
ammunition trains.
When the Americans started their
offensive near Fismes, he and two
other comrades made a dash for the
American lines. The Tommies with
him fell, MORALLY wounded by bullets
that were meant for Boches. Tully
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
Doses of Medicine for Loos.

Wood, being vegetable structure,
is liable to decay. But if properly
"doped" with some preservation chem
ical it may be rendered almost decay
proof-which, when the matter is
brought down to dots, means proof
against devouring insects and destruc-
tive fungi.
Creosote is one Of the chemicals
commonly used for this purpose. But,
whether this or another, the most up
to-date method adopted is to saturate
logs with the preservation stuff by
pumping the latter into their intimate
structure.
The preservative, under pressure is
forced into the pores and interstices
of the logs through a rubber pipe to
which is attached a continuance that
shows on a dial the exact amount of
pressure used.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
FRENCH DEVOTED TO HOMES
To Greater Degree Than Perhaps
Any other People They Love
Their Native Places.

In counting the sorrows that have
=! fallen upon France one must remember
that her people, for the most part,
have no wandering instinct in their
| blood; various causes, temperamental,
economic, have made of them n race
that roots stubbornly. A race that
plans forward, that builds and saves
and stints; that has little careless
trust in the future, in the haphazard
turn of events; that holds to what
ii has and improves it unadventurous-
ly but steadily; II race, in the prov
inces especially, of small owners, small
landholders, small shopkeepers. With
such the roots are driven deep into the
soil. are entwined about the house they
seldom move from; for which reason
the towns in which they and their !
fathers have dwelt have lasting indi- |
viduality unknown with more emigrant I
races. And for the same reason, l
make no doubt that when they are |
driven forth by the chances of war
their suffering is greater than that of
a people as instinctively emigrant as
Is in very truth an abiding place, and
the unknown and unsettled future a
greater dread than with u.s. Always I
shall remember the dulled, tight-lipped
faces of the older women of the town
Of one, in particular, who stared
through the splintered windows of the
little shop that was her home, not
seeming to hear while I stumbled
put my sympathy, resentful and ST.
ent In her hopelessness. The little
'hop and the rooms behind it had been
life and the world to herself and her
husband for years. None of them
vas emotional outwardly; but their
MOUTHS and their eyes were despair
Hamilton in the North
american Review.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
LiBE RTY BONDS

Some time ago the Payette Nation
al Bank opened a bond deposit &C
count on the Certificate plan. The de
positor deposits his bonds as he
would checks or currency and re-
ce.ves a Certificate of deposit for
same. We clip the coupons and cre-
dit you with same as they mature.
All who have not taken advantage
OF this plan are invited to deposit
their bonds at any time. This bank,
under this plan, takes care of your
bonds just the same as it takes care
O. your money deposited with it.
The Payette National Bank.
Payette, Idaho
c. E. Larson, Cashier.
Jan. %, t3
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06

About . year. ago the German Ian
guage association Of Berlin adopted
resolutions declaring that all peace
negotiations at the end of the war
should be conducted in the German
language.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
Safety Matches Cause Of Disease.

-Four writer's in turn" says the
ugeskrift for Lager, Copenhagen, "de-
scribe cases of eczema which they were
unable to explain in the otherwise
healthy patients until they learned of
Rasch's experience with local poison
Ing of the skin from the use of a GER
tain brand of safety matches. In most
of the patients the burn was on the
thighs corresponding to the trousers
pockets in which they carried the
match boxes"
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
How Germans Obtained Eat

No method of obtaining fats has
been neglected in Germany A Char
iottenburg chemist has patented a
press of obtaining fat from growths
or microscopic animal forms which are
cultivated on suitable waste materials,
such as decay'ng mushrooms and nom
edible fungi putrefying meat gutter
refuse and stale yeast. On tritutrat-
ing the cultures with water and heat
ing, the fat t1ay be skinned off, or 1t
may be separated by solvent.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06

Yin the woods just west of Thlau-
court lieutenant in the sanitary
corps went out to test the water in a
nearby spring. While he was or this
job he looked up just in time to see
two Boches advancing. Although
armed with nothing deadlier tI.an a
first-aid pouch, he made motion
toward his right hip. Immediately
both Boches, catching the motion,
lifted their hands in surrender.
Other Boches soon came forward
from the woods, and each, coming sud-
denly upon the officer still making
threatening motions toward his pistol
less hip, surrendered in turn.
BY the time a sergeant and five
Yankee privates came along the lieu
tenant had a bag of 10 German prison
ers to turn over to them.-Stars and
Stripes.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
NOTICE OF INTENTION

TO MAKE PROOF
Department Of the Interior.
U. S. Land Office at Boise, Idaho
Dec. 16, 1918.
/, Alfred H. Ramey, of Payette
Idaho, who. on March LIST, 1894, made
Settlement for Lots 4, s, 6, Z, 8, 8,
Section %, Township s, Range 5 w
Boise Meridian, hereby give notice
Of my intention to make fiye-year
Proof, TO establish my claim to the
land above described, before Frank
w. Heer, Register, at Boise, Idaho
on the Twenty-fifth day of January
1919, by two of the following wit
nesses:
Branthoover, Alva A. Of Payette,
Idaho
Draper, Charles F., Payette, Ida
Dorathy, Eugene B., of Payette, Ida
Dorathy, Lawerance p, Of Payette
Idaho.
ALFRED H. RAMEY.
Fruitland, Idaho, Dec. 16, 1918.
Notice Of the above intention I
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
Horseback Wrestling.

A new sport which became very
popular among the soldiers in a Cana
dian training camp is horseback wrest-
ling, says Popular Mechanics Magazine
in an illustrated article. Two teams
OF ten men are mounted bareback at
opposite sides of the field At given
signal they charge toward each other.
the object of each team being to dis
mount all Of its opponents.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
Where Platinum is Found.

Platinum is recovered principally
from the beds Of streams, the particles
having been deposited there through
erosion of large rocks, classified geo.
logically as tertiary conglomerates."
The platinum grains are found with
gold, the proportion varying from $
to so per cent Of platinum. The two
metals are recovered by washing the
sand and gravel of streams.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
Warrant al. slata Of Idaho.

Notice is hereby given that on and
after Jan. rs, 1919, l will pay, on
presentation, all registered General
Fund warrants against the State of
Idaho up to ard including No. 47745.
JOHN w EAGLESON,
State Treasurer
c. A. Groves.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
F. H. LYON
ATTORNEY -AT-LAw
Office in Lyon Block
PAYETTE, IDAHO
F. H. LYON
PAYETTE VALLEY REAL
ESTATE AGENCY BARGAINS

Best Prune and Apple PROPOSE
ton in Idaho at a bargain for quicl
turn must be sold, this is you
chance to make a bargain deal. Pait
up water. good equipment for hand
ling fruit, mile from loading sta
ton.
$3.50 acre tracts to exchange for
Payette poperty are well improved
mile from two stations and roads
best of soil to trade for diversi
fled or fruit tracts. Your opportuni
ty to get paying investment and
turn your orchard that you have
been kicking about So long.
T'ne well furnished fifty room no
tel, in City of 1000 people, only
hotel in the town, prosperous com
nunity, to trade for Payette out
s'de property. Just the thing
Tor enc wanting good hotel bust
ness.
A E. WOOD, Manager. |
3t4. I
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
Fer Sale.

Span of mares, 5 and 8 years old,
weigh about $500, sound and gentle.
In foal to Ton Perchercn horse. Priced
reasonable. Address, W. II. Gresham,
r. F. D. 2, New Plymouth, Idaho
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

rs Of Alder G othe, deceased
N-tice Is hers by si,en py tie I'm
dersisned Aloer,ina Dro@n, Exec~
tsix, of t esta of Albert Gryt-e
deceased, TO the creditors of al
all persons having cl inns aga.n.
tie sid deceased, to EXHIBIT them
with the necessary vouchers, with
in four months after the, first pub
Lcaticn OF this notice to the
said Executrix, at the Law Office O
NJ. G.. R.ebcling, in Payette, Count
of Faye.da, sta'ee of I5ato, thi
being the place fixed for the trans
acicn of the business of said es-
tate.
Dated January 90, 1919.
ALBERTINA brown,
Exscutrix of the Estate of
Albert Grothe, Deceased,
First pub. Jan. 80, last Feb. "a.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06

make proof will be published in the
enterprise, Payette, Idaho, for a
period of six consecutive weeks
which hereby designate as the
newspaper published nearest the land
above described.
H. G. GAICUIER,
Notary Public.
Dec. 10, Jan. %, 1919.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
PuzzIing.

Pa" said the young hopeless, 81
can't understand you growed parents
tall. You and mother always tell me
you amt got no money whenever
want TO buy candy er ice cream dain-
ties, but l take notice you don't seem
TO have much trouble digging up
nlcket for me to take to Sunday
school, Indianapolis Star.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
Dated Janrary I'd. 1919.
CoRus.

Combs have been used in the toiist
since very ancient times. The Greeks,
tie Egyptian and the Roman ladies
nsed them to arrange and hold up their
hair; even ladies among the Swiss lake
dwellers seem to have been familiar
Sith them. Some Of these were made
If wood, some of bone, of horn or Of
IVORY. Specimens have often been
found in recent years.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
THE NEW WEST MAGAZINE
ast,rtIIt,.. IT..

=. Establ shed l9l0--For the development Of
western indsltricJ. agriculture n'in.. oil. and
sccne aslrac..ona. or Interest to the Western
investor, farmer and 0lgh.seer Printed on high
Krrde paper with coprsr hali-toao illustrations
Year, 81; coy zoe. Sample. l0r back mum
bers for 25c. Send nov. The New Tci. aaga-
zinc, 1911 Va or Rarf Bldg. Salt AXE q ~,
Woodward Ave, Detroit. NJ ch Address near
est office. or place your sub. ,9tlon through
this newspaper.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
To Calculate lnterost.

A rule often recommended for cal
culating interest for short periods is
as follows: To find the interest of
any gwen sum Tor any number of days
multiply the principal by the number
OF days and divide as follows: At &
per cent. by 70; at per cent, by 60;
at per cent, BY 70; OF per cent, by
20, and at 9 per cent. by 40.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
Oil Engine Needs Little Fuel

A French inventor claims the rec
ord for efficiency for an oil engine that
has fuel consumption of less than
forty pounds per horse power per
hour.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06

Taken up at the Hurd ranch two
miles cast of Payette, ono yearling
steer. Color, brindle; no brand Owner
can have same by paying feed bill and
for this ad. F. A. Boyer
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
For Sale.

Range and Heating Stove, also
other household furnitur. Mrs. f.
c. Yeates. Phone 132-w If
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
3t4

FOR SALE: Cheap. Four Harness
flying Shuttle Rag carpet loom. For
particulars call or address Sam W.,
Lii. Payetta. Idaho. Phone 245-w. til
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
Strayed AWAY.

One rcd 2-ycar-old heifer with spots
on legs, SIX joined, with bar under
meath, with right ear uninterrupted.
Notify this office or James McGreevv.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
language.

4 good, genuine family COW. Milk
h'r ard test the milk before buying.
Il +. Pugh, telephone 2S0-J2.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
srRAYEp
spots

One black pig with red spots
weight about rs pounds. Notify Till
Powell at Moss Mercantile store.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06

st. Valentine Dance, February 14th
III Woodward Hail. will be Library
Benefit. Tickets S1.00.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
STRAYED

One small two year old Jersey Heif
er, branded F ON lcft hip. Notify Sam
e. Hill
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
Optimistic ThouqEt.

A skeptIc is one who knows too
much for fool and too little for o
wise man.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
FOR SALE.

/ three and one quarter Mountain
Wagon, nearly new. Stanley Brown.
ST.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06
Timber in Ireland.

Only about l per cent of the area OF
Ireland contains marketable timber
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-02-06

c. E. Larson, Cashier.
Jan. %, t3
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1919-05-18
Quack Remedies.

UpOLSHEVISM can't make this
poor world Of ours a heaven"
said Mayor Cornell Schneider Of Tole-
do. "Bolshevism is a quack remedy,
and the bolshevik remind me Of Blanc.
ITO Blanc. who had a cure for
everything. More remarked that his
overworked brother couldn't be in
duced to take a holiday.
He's terribly run down." said
More. but he won't lay ofr-says he'd
be lost without his profession
Humph.' said Blanc. What IL
your brothers profession. may I askr
Chiropodist,' said More.
"'Then.' said Blanc, the thing 10
easy. Let him take his holiday at the
foot Of a mountain or in the fertile
corn country Of the middle west and for
holiday reading let him purchase '"Ths
Pilgrims Progress" Nv Bunyon.' I.