Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1919-01-19
Oklahoma
Outbursts

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Tho crash In the hack office Ffl.
day which made tho lln0iyp"H drop
"a space was caused by the girl ~.
stairs dropping her lip stick out ~
the window
The nsrlcavills Examiner has
found some propl. who r1ueeLa
penny a. nara II VIII not WORK In
a slot machine
Congressman. elect " n Howard
proposes 10 t~m4in In Tulsa uniil
after the special census In completed
Ito fDca not propoS. to take any
futuro fIAka involving his place ~
residence.
Natutally. observes tho ChlcknShn
Express. the "siIl left b"hind' N
convinced mat demOblllEnilon lA "a
very slow process
II he has not already done ~. the
Musk kuree Phoenix suggests that
Governor l,obertrnn adopt the h
hour law In hearing applications for
political jobs.
Ten years aHo capt Ira l. Reeves
Of MuskOse. was elected president
~ tho Afdmore street railway NOw
Capt Reeves In hiHh up IN military
circles. but unless things have
changed within the last year Ard
moroH street railway is Just two
stfeaks ~ rust
The guilty siill continue to flee
when No man putrueth senator
iihtrison's resolution requesting m"
stat" auditor for "a report of the
expenses the past year "
a sensation which was only qul.,.d
by an explanation from Senator lihr-
rison that hs merely sought the flg-
ures for uN In connection with the
proposed budget. and that he was
not moved by malice.
Tho member from Kiamiah In dis
Husted with his Legislative expert
once. ~. says that every time hs
climbs two or three flights OF ora
tory on u question of personal privl-
lase, somebody hurls a pint OF or
rcr" at him. iIe iA firmly convinced
tha. tho present members OF tho leH
islature have more "pinta of order
than an experienced bootlcgser
could Introduce In a week.
The reading CLERK of tho house
stumped hia articulary organs ON
"elee IN osynary" tho other day. and
Speaker WRldrop was tho only mem
bsr who could render first aid.
N. ". weliy OF tho nartlesvillc
Examiner admits that the new gov
ernor got away with a flying start,
but pessimisticslly adds that II II
too early to foretnli what IN. finish
will be-
Tho salesman who calls tho Don't
Worry man on the Oklahoma city
Times brother" In not going 10 sell
him anything that In for sale else
where.
Speaking OF how a man remem-
hers things, the editor OF the Henry
eta standard still smaru under tho
snub handed TO him by an eastern
lady whsn ha offered her n magazine O
20 while away the time on Pullman,
Probably II was not the riEht kind
OF q maEasins.
Tho sirl down stairs says the ~.
finities OF ancient history had moth
Ing over the variety of modern
times.
The giri on South Main denies that
she is q vampire. and insists that she
In merely a victim ~ the liberal en-
dowmenu Of nature,
A wagon appeared on tho streets
yesterday bearing this sign Tulsa
dog kendle. iups Tor sale here. -
II often happens. | notice. says Bill
DinGiey. that when n contractor on
public works " cnioincd that snme
rival contractor who Loaf out Ia be-
hind the proceedings
" the trlth was known, SAYS me
Chlckasha Express. not more than
one man IN a million would ho Will.
ing Ia admit that HIS vas meter gives
him square deal
"Don't YOU always pity eirl who
In frightened In the darn" YES,
sayr tho young man on Cartoons
Masanine. ~ cant help feeling for
her"
Coffee drinkers will take notice
that n chlcory shortage II threatened
WHY II n. inquiries an old Crouch
that every legislature feels imrclled
to take a holiday the next day after
the ghost walks
one war widow, who has given NJ
hopirT for an early dcmohiliya'lon
II nnNiously looking for n place 4,
phach See classified hdvcrtisinr
columns
Tho man on South Houston saw
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