El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-10-27
HAVE FUN OVER
KAISER'S TRIAL
London Newspapers Sug-
gest Disposal Board and
Discarded Material.

2 Lonrou. Eng, Oct. 27.-London
; dailies are becoming trif1e bored
over the continued and unexplained
delay in putting into effect that pro-
Ivis'oa Of the peace treaty which was
INTENDED to bring the kaiser and other
officials OF the late imperial Germany
TO trial before an international
tribunal The star finds something
humorous in the situation and. under
, the caption "The Great show In the
little Town. asks. Considering all
things would it not be easier and
cheaper 10 hand him (the kaiser) over
TO the disposal board with the rest
OF the old war material27
The article. IN part, follows:
1t is understood in legal circles
that the attorney general has at last
drawn up his case against the kaiser,
and that the historic trial may begin
iany day now On the other hand, IL
may not
In quiet EneiIsh spot.
"All that remains 10 be done Is 10
discover solicitor willing 70 under
take the prisoners defense. and to
decide where the trial shah be held.
"In this last connection a quiet spot
in England Is regarded as the ideal
venue
Naturally LnlS SUGGESTION mas
caused considerable competition
among our rural distrlcE councls-
They are al well after the Job.
The town clerk OF Stopton-ln-the-
lfiro, for example. has written draw
ing attention to the advantages OF
that village. and its Zine assortment
Of tan trees, most OF which have
strong lateral branches There IS also
a rope factory in the neighb0rhood-
another writing from beautiful
valley in Devonshire, points 20 it,
superb mill pond. 80 feet deep in the
middle, with a long record OF highly
successful drwuiug fatalities
Shortage OF Hotels.
zone great objection TO holding the
trial in such spot IL the shortage OF
hotels for communicating purposes
OF course, one could bag the old Dun
Cow ana its good stablings and turn
the landlord into the street But that
would hardly be enough
Temporary buildiuzs VII have to
be erected. old army huts transported
20 the scene Of the trial, with lots OF
second hand aerodromes and hangar
There viii have 20 be legal g.
Il Q. with baths. hot and cold Tor the
attorney general and his minlons.
with streets OF huts for the short
hand typists and their teapots-
There viii be quarters FOR the
huts for the lorry drivers who VIII
bring the evidence along. huts for the
policemen, who viii see that the
prisoner doesn't get away, hurs Tor
the thousands OF witnesses Tor Lue
crown. q hut for the witness FOR the
defence. huts for the pressHien. me
photographers. the cinema operators
The telegraphists. the c. P o. wire
men and the messenger boys
wireless station Needed
"a wireless station VIII be an ao-
solute necessity. and Of course. We
shall have TO Accommodate lne repre-
sentatives Of the allied newspapers
with their Interpreters
"a mushroom city viii sroW up u
that peaceful valley. With tents lne
marques and booths and -isn ar
chip shops and steWed eel SUNS aHs
cinemas, and sarsaparllla OUTFITS. ale
swings. and roundaboutss I'll Tor the
entertainment OF the people Wnile llis
court ts-sitting II camera
i.Cor must we forget the pomp ane
circumstance which is bound 20 line
an excuse for turning W we si--
nave to find a bed sitting room LOT
Pinkmantie PursuiTant. ana announcer
Tor Red Trousers and third LOT sls-
pender king OF arms ana MS ret-n.e-
: "And 1Ir- Hughes VIII want 20 ee
there. and all the other 1unny peeps
who think they won the war, inclua-
a. NJ. Churchiu with a spare hut
fo7 Ms hat boxes. But Bill smith, OF
PonIar. and Harry Tompkins. OF New
castle. who really did win L, VIII pc
far too busy earning their living.
1t Is going 10 be tremendous
business. and when the great assl-e
town Is ready. We shall 1lnd tn1t me-
nave FORGOTTEN all about the kaiser
And thev'n have 10 lock him np IN
the village church 80
Considering all these things, would
Il not be easier and cheaper 70 nana
MIN over to the disposal board WIZ
ne rest OF the old war material