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BAD RIDING MARS
RACES AT LAUREL
FatOr Causes Defeat of War
Mask and Bell Ruins Gran
dee's Chances.

BALTIMORE. Oct. 31.-The Laurel meet
ing ended to-day. 1t was the most sue
cessful season in the history of the
track. Nearly ss5o,ooo was paid out
to owners in the form of stakes and
purses. The attendance, In spite of sew
eral days rain, eclipsed all previous rec
ords. Speculation was brisk and the
management gave literally to owners
and paid bonuses to their employees.
Poor jockeyship marked the closing
days sport. Fator and Bell earned no
end of harsh criticism for their riding.
The former should have won the handi-
cap at a mile, the feature of the pro-
gramme, with War Mask, but Johnny
Dundee's three-year-old colt was beaten
out by a head by Rapid Day. War
Mask proved just as game as his owner
and showed his boss's fighting spirit.
but Fator tied him up so completely
with poor riding that Rapid Day. the
pacemaker from the start to the finish.
obtained the judges decision by nod.
For the first six furlongs Fator traied
his field. keeping War Mask last. ~
lengths away from the leader. Not until
the horses were we'll into the stretch did
Fator turn War Mask loose. The son
of Star Shoot then closed with a rush.
but just failed to get up in time.
bell Puts Up Weak Ride.
Bells ride on Grandee, the to 10
favorite for the sixth race. was not as
bad as the one Fator gave War Mask
but is was sufficient to ruin his mounts
chance of success and to give Honp
Kong the decision. He guided Grandet
first to the inside and then to the out
side. Bell finally steered wide course
in the stretch when Grandee was In
front. This permitted Hong Kong tc
slip through on. the rail and to catch the
judges eyes first.
Wedding Cake was practically handed
the first race under the conditions. She
got in with only 107 pounds, while lot
of selling platers, far below her In quail
ity. were asked to carry more weight
Despite the fact that she Is very fast
FLY and had beaten a field of good
juveniles at Belmont Park this fall, the
knowledge that she does not fancy si1
furlongs, the distance OF to-day's race
caused many of the Marylanders to bel
all around her. Consequently she paid
the good price of 9 to 10. She wor
romping by four lengths. If she had
raced on the New York tracks under
similar conditions the turfmen of tina,
city would gladly have accepted to
against her.
She took command soon after the
start, opened up a gap OF ten lengths in
the first half mile and then won as she
pleased. Kallipolis earned the place
honors from Rilco in whipping finish
by three parts of a length.
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Women and Grape Juice as q Combination


Did you and a friend ever plan trout
perfect day, it camef And, after all
your delightful anticipations. all your trou-
BILE to get away, you had your day spoiled
by a bottle Of grape juice and couple
OF women2
Probably not There Is no good reason
to believe that editors ever associate with
women or grape juice. But there are
others who do. and believe me. couple Of
women and a bottle of grape Juice can
put the skids under a perfect day to the
queens taste; Bill and / know It,
1t happened this way: ] was sauntering
last June when saw guy come out Of
the West Shore ferry house. He had ish-
ing toys on rod case In one hand. and
was swinging a creel by the straps in the
the creeL and the whole OUTFIT looked
trouty.
Hey; the, there" ye I1.., a. the guy; Il
The guy stopped with grin. Funny
thing how good natured a fellow Is when
ne has ~, good M mess ,,s OF trout to show up
oh boy One look at a creel of trout
such as I saw there would be worth a
year with your mo,he ssi ,or sr9 'Ss,
they wouldn't lie straight in the creel
unless you doubled them up
"Where?" I asked. 'Esopus," he re-
piled. That was all we said. 1t was
enough.
got Bill on the phone. BILL" said.
Were going TO the Esopus Tomorrow.
The big ones are biting: I've Just seen 'em.
Hustle over soon as you can. Don't
bother with flies; I've got plenty"
While Bill and laid out our tackle, the
wife hustled out to get the makings of
big bottles OF grape juice. ct know how
much fishermen love it," she said, I've
heard you say SO r,saEy "times how you
love cold bottle; l suppose all fisher
men do"
had been buying flies OF and on for
the past six months, and had dandy
lot We divided them up, and placed
them in envelopes each with the name of
the fly on It. We put them ali in big
envelope, and placed that carefully In the
bottom OF my creel The lunch We packed
on top. After all was done. We had about
three hours to sleep before train time.
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rmuue pal PU
for
easily Lts Cottage ssd y S not mile sna %n p bid
Winner entered for $500 bid to N@o sold to W. Bean
Mu e " D. Aih ST: Goh ME '' h""'
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ROD AND GUN.

ROD AND GUN.
u. s. Navy All Wool Blankets. $3.50
Hip Rubber Boots. Observation-Disclosures. sass
Wooden Army Underwear. ........... S1.25
Leather Coats. ................... $500
o. ID. Flannel Shirts, used. ....... S1.50
Khaki Sweaters. ........... SO and SO. 10
Army Raincoats. ................ 800
Navy Oilskin Suits. Observation-Disclosures. 81. 90
Wooden Sox Observation-Disclosures. .35c to 75c
Sheepskin Vests. Observation-Disclosures. $500
Sheepskin Coats ..........$10.00 and s12.5
Sheepskin listers. $1,000 and S25. 90
Corduroy Leatherette Reversible Coats. 81 o. 90
Army Oficers' Style Shoes so and SIS. so
Many other bargains. Don't miss this
opportunity to prepare for the cold weather.
$50 Bridge Street,
near Fulton ST., Brooklyn
326 Knfckerbocker Avenue,
near De Kalb Ave-. BROOKLYN
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50
ground
taken wide all the aae % Hsh r hss any horse
Points j.
for all but IndoenSs
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Pride of India Fails.

Pride of India, the three-year-old bay
colt by Delhi-Dominoes. for which Henry
A. Porter refused $4,000 in the sales
ring at Saratoga when he was offered
for sale as a yearling, was again found
wanting. has started many times in his
two seasons OF racing, but is still a
maiden" Judging by the way he ran
to-day he is likely to die a maiden. At
ter racing in ninth place for little
over a furlong FNator. who had the
mount, pulled him up. Fator reported
that he kept crossing his legs and Stun
bling. In his previous race he fell
Joseph p. Murphy. another faint
hearted horse. made amends for previous
disappointments by leading all the way
and winning by two lengths.
Jay Bird proved by far the best of a
poor lot of maiden jumpers, and he out
jumped and OUTRAGED his opponents from
the start to the finish. He had things
all his own way and won by four lengths.
Pimlico opens up its gates tomorrow
for eleven days of racing. During that
time $4,000 will be hung up for com
petition This is the largest amount
offered by any racing association In the
East. Stakes ranging in value from
$1,000 to $4,000 will be run Off.
Manly Memorial Steeplechase at two
is the most valuable cross country event
in America. No overnight purse will be
worth less than $1,000. All the cham
pions are on the ground, and the pros
poets are bright for banner meeting.
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THE SUMS RACING CHART.


nss For two-yearods Purse 90 Off, l7 Time 11s rs
y Winner. blk T.. by Rock vew-Latona- H
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FIRST SIXTEEN.

First Round-w. b. Nicholson, wykagyl,
beat NJ L. Fesrey, Garden City. and / ;
Sam j. Graham, Greenwich. beat Don NJ
Morse, Pine Valley. beat Howard Maxwell,
Jr., Nassau, 4 and 8; w. W. Peu, Cherry
Valley. beat C. r. Leake. Garden City,
and I Alex Calder, Cherry Valley, beat
Harry scharff, scottish-American. up:
Gardiner w. White, Nassau. beat ]. s.
Dean, Princeton, l up GO holes); w. l..
Hicks, Nassau, beat Bert Allen, Fox Hills
8 and 8; e. c. Beali. Uniontown, beat
DR.. A T. Haight, Massapequa. 8 and q.
Second Round-Graham beat Nicholson
. and l Pel beat Morse, / up Go holes) /;
White beat Calder. and g. Beall beat
Hicks 4 and g.
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AT the last meeting Of the United An
glers League no routine business was trans
acted There was no flow Of oratory.
experiences on recent fishing trips. 1t was
a very interesting and instructive session.
mere are some Of the nuggets of plscatorial
wisdom and Information reeled on:
Squid was the bait that got the weaks
In Bernegat waters during the latter part
OF September and first part of October.
Sea bass were plentiful in Southern wa
ters during the past summer They an
peared to stay there. why big schools did
not come north Ia the question no one
could answer.
Swedes were said to be great fishermen,
several members vowed that Swedes would
go hshing along the Jersey coast when
others would not venture out.
Rough water was said to be the best
water to FISH in. 1t was argued that a
good stin breeze stirred up the sand as
covered food for hsh and attracted the
hnny tribe to places where they never Wis
Tied In mill pond duietude.
The netters-many Of them-along the
Jersey coast use such fine mesh nets all
kinds of baby fish are ensnared. The net
ters as rule do not return the wee fish
10 the water, and millions of them are
thus destroyed every year,
II you get weakhsh TO your boat by use
OF shrimp as chum they will not tackle
blood worm or shedder crab. II you get
them Following up chum of pieces of worm
they will not take any other bait,
Between Cape May and Sandy Hook
there are by actual count 12s FISH pounds.
Yet people wonder why FISH are getting
scarce along the Long Island coast.
Channel bass fishing is getting more pop
ular every season. A fisherman along the
channel bass is not considered much
much.
The above statements are not my own.
am not responsible for them, except In
SO far I jotted them down-when they
were made at the meeting.
New York, Oct. 81. -
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in
l6 SMITH Arthur; H. G. E
afg driving e. by
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msd
II
J.. g.
G. by
g:::;;:;: - : E E$:: 8 &: S.
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First Round-C. V. Erdman. Princeton,
beat DR.. @. d. Hamlen, Engiewood, 6 and
u NJ. B. Downs. Apawamis. beat r. q.
NArelle. Siwanoy. and /; u. d. Blood
good. Rnickerbocker, won from F. c.
L. Clark. Garden City C. c.. won from
b. F. Brennig, woodway. won from d. B.
Bryan. Jr., Cherry Valley. by default: S.
II. Ivison. Cherry Valley. beat w. H.
Thompson. Engiewood. won from W.
Tilt unattached. by default: H. B. Laid
law. Apawamis, beat John Ladds. Cherry
valley, 3 and 1.
Second Round-Downs beat Erdman. I
up, Bloodgood beat Clark, 3 and 2; Iyison
beat brennig. and 4; Thompson beat
Lafdlaw. 9 and T.
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First "Reminiscences d. Standish. Jr.,
Detroit, beat J. X. Van Vranken, Cherry
Valley. and Z; F: W: Gwinn. Jr., Cherry
Valley. beat r. g. Bancroft Richmond
County. and /; ]. Stacey Palmer. Cherry
Valley, beat J. Fl. Ballantine, Cedarhurst,
! up Qs holes); J.: c. Maggie. Bannock-
burn. won from l.. @. spindier. Fox Hills,
q. c.. beat W. H. Young, unattached, 5
and 4; A. z. Ranney Greenwich, beat
r. w. Hine, Piping Rock. 8 and &; r.
wick. Jr.. Garden City. by default; p. B.
McKellar, Cherry Valley. beat A. d. L.
Lains. Cherry Valley. and Q.
and 8; Palmer beat Maggie, 1 up (1s
holes); Adams beat Ranney, and 2;
Mcclellan beat Hamm, and 2.
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ROD AND GUN.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1919-03-13

I MOVING plFtuFos arc mold ~ m
school hail every Saturday evening
They are splendid pictures and tb
hall Is always packed.
/ snS. MacMaster, oi Baltimore, mi
/ litiiek Won, Francis CoBd, are vssisin'
Mrs. MacMasser's parents, Prof., sne
tirs U,ad
/ We am glad - report that Capisln
B +. Cramsnn, principal Of Charlotte
Hail School. aha was recently cperat-
ed on for appendicitis a. baltimore
hospital, Is steadily igaprotiDg ana
will shortly return 70 his posi- o. aniy'
Mlsa Borsenne Downs, 81 Queen
- as boon me guest u
4 Ms'y afv.--'ssA. 9. ~ ~
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News From Charlotte Hall,
Tne washiugton-stonewal Society
Of Charlotte Hall School held a most
interesting dcbale 40 Friday last, the
subject l,ein9 'fkesolvcd That ail
telephone aUd telegraph systems
should be 0w Cd aud operated by the
GOyer.laent, with Cadets Becker aud
Cochoran on The affirmative and Cad
cts Trot9l and Hubert-Jones on the
negative, The subject was most exs
cellehlly handled and resulted 10 the
negative side being awarded the decis.
ion, with Cadets Cochoran first ard
Huhert-Jonrs second Prof Rlch-
ardson, 81 the Maryland state College,
gave 4 most interesting talk, ana ali
together the ceeplng Was tnors "a.
joyable ono>
Miss HallEo Chcsiey IS visiting
friends 10 Baltimore
Misses Anna Bowling and Mary Al.
Ian litil, ~ Washington, spent the
weekend as the guests ~ Misses
- n
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.=.....-...
William M. Freeman.
Died At the residence 81 his danghs
ter, Mrs. George II. Herbert, ii Wash
.lnn4on,, d, c.. on Monday. March 3.
1910. William NJ Freeman, aped 90
YEARS, Of dBrinht'sn disc We.
For mans years he was ! resident OF
ST. Mary's County and wa " 3 long
time. Keeper az the Govofn ept light
49, x1Yn4l.4 -. <s.s.t. a.&d r.
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vusiy " 81 inBn6iiz8a g ! . , < eSIs. n
3; ms y sad news 10 his man
friends Ia -. Maryss, who earnestli
nope That he will speedily recover
rasner Kelly Is ensIlgona ofsthe "a 6les
s eng most popular priests who nav,
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....ll:..:.......... ....
Boys Cub Work
Boys agricultural clubs have been
ORGANISED In St Mays County for
several cars, A fey<i5oys have been
intarS q VI the wufk and have car.
ried Ia successfully. In Ioi7a mum
Der 81 boys Joined the clubs, but only
nine c@azpleted their work and handed
in reed &books in 1918 an effort was
mRde 3 rcst q greater number 0f
boys work WIGS followed up
moro q As d result about $50
boys q ps club members and 10
handles pleted demonstrations
Tbesc boys produced 09g. 3
bushc E0rn valued NJ Slft2. ~,
ll n ~ potatoes valued 1904 80
and al i OF pofk valued at
s70s IA. TI Hinl value ~ the crops
aud haws r,asd By tho boys was
re. 5sS, ~. The snrago WELD 81 corn
per acre wRs SD tstshe4s, or 10 3-5 bills.
~ shAilcd cod. potatoes. HB.a bushels
Der agre, sfd dc average gain per
hor @as i82.b lbs. ln $50 days
1H Hork is supervised b. The Mary
lanB Extension Service, q. &. Dera
III agriculture and County school
Hard cooperating. With the advice
.@ ~ school snperiniondenss clubs
are ofrani2ed ia the different schools
N The equally. Every boy who joins
he club obIigates himself 20 raise
some farm crop or animal.
T'.e club activities Ia the past have
4 a.
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hunter and few men exce.led him nt
Wild duck and goose shooting. He
was married In 1871 10 Miss Josephine
McWilliatns, whom he survived by SIX
years, and was 81 kind, genial dis
position, possessing many warm
friends.
He leaves two sons, Bernard w. and
VIM. M. Freeman, Jr., and two dangh-
ters, Mrs. VIM. r. Herbert, of DFnard,
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I hEf I =, ! ,

he Capitol cltN =
%Ahe former homo Of Mr.. w. w.
S ~. ss has becn recently purchased
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ny project for the goo

to help along any proieot for the goos
of the county
kAsy Brothers, of Clements, navl
kaonl their hnyArs, Mrs Claud,
-. N63li6 Tablcr, who arr
tatsne that they have
tfu most attractive
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1919-03-13

bearing On Tho lives % the boys. The
club work comes into their lives just
ai simn when they begin 80 got mens-
al images 81 llie case aud luxury is
Ing - be had in The cities. These
many times lead
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was visitor 10 the county seat on
and expressed herself rs be-
Ing very favorable 70 the movement 70
open Hotel ST, Mays. Mrs. Gardi-
nor Is one Of tlie most enthusiastic
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1919-03-13

I News From The Ninth.
Ephriam Rice, who was recently dis
charKed from the u. $ Navy, Is spend
- a few days In q G.
Corp. vennle Potter has received hi
bal discharge IRON Washington Bar
Ks and Is agnln homo with hil
tork visited Mr. and Mrs. VIM
Aon last Wednesday, leaving
b. hoy. congratulStionsl
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1919-03-13

LeonaT 1wn on Sun
III and Mrs. Walter n. b.
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3aaee b. Harris cnmalIer lot By
hns NJ aundas afternoon FOR Calvert
ec,,ntv for ne Nov. term Of Court.
"A seams pkely that Judge Camalier
viii ia III only Judge In attendancef
Judoa Briscoo being called TO the
crn,ss ~ Appeals AZ Annapolis BY the
mex tected death Of Judge Constable.
NJ. and Mrs. James M Bowling
.of Hughesvllle, Charles Co, have
reesntly returned from New York.
Were they went TO meet their dangh-
~ NIL 1lns.a...lan lcarlann m hnr ar.
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,oy wlo lakes THE ssep soon becomes
IlssiiI0sloned. II We boys homes
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- :.......
cslYise and Otherwise.
-. -
d March Term OF Court Will con-
On pext Monday, March l7th.
II. John b. Key, OF Chaptico, paid
zisit to the county seat on Monday
The Board Of County Commissioners
Il not sit as a Board Of Control ana
|view.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Reeder, Of Nor
Inza. spent a part Of Monday 70
eonardlown,
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Retreat, . was weekend yisitg'
.ltimDfe.
=. n n3ridees and La Fac,
= Rrs te Leonardpwn
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Maryis and buried 10 Sacred Hear
Cenegery on Wednesday, March 5.
May ke rest In peaces
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1919-11-27

The entire machine is mounted on
truck wheels to make it easy to move
to the trees or logs, and from cut to
cut on log 1oithONt stopping the en-
CINE. For moving on the road, the
truck wheels are placed parallel with
the skids and the rig hauled straight
ahead. The wheels turn on a two
way spindle. You d94not have to take
them off, but can change direction Of
wheel travel by merely taking out a
pin.
The Ottawa can be fitted for saw
ing down trees. It cuts level with
surface Of ground, thereby getting all
the timber and leaving no stumps
sticking up. An automatic friction
clutch stops the saw in case Of undue
resistance. Two men can fall forty
to fifty trees a day in ordinary timber.
The whole outfit is compact, simple,
durable against a lifetime Of hard
wear. It sells for low price and is
fully guaranteed for reliable opera
ton in the hands Of every one who has
trees to cut down and logs to work up.
Full, information and low factory
price to you can be had simply by adj
dressing the Ottawa Mfg. Company,
2724 Wood ST., Ottawa. Kansas.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1919-11-27
WOMEN NEED SWAMP ROOT

Thousands of women have kidney and
bladder trouble and never suspect it.
Womens' complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in a healthy
condition, they may cause the other or
gans to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache, loss of am
bition, nervousness, are often times symp-
toms of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment. DIR.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a physicians pre-
Scription, obtained at any drug store, may
be just the remedy needed to overcome
such conditions.
Get a medium or large size bottle i'm
mediately from any drug store.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1919-11-27
MADE BY HINES
WITH RAILWAY TRACK MEN

Washington A new wage and
working agreement was signed be-
tween the railroad administration and
officials of the Brotherhood of Mantle
nance of Way Employees and Railway
Track laborers. While demands Of
the union were not fully met, the
eight-hour basic day was established
for track laborers and others of that
classification, and time and half pay
after that hour was provided.
Most of the other employees included
under the agreement will receive time
and a half overtime pay after 10
hours.
Signing of the new contract by Di-
rector General Hines ended negotia-
lions which have been in progress
since February.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1919-11-27
a Home
Man Says:

Charlotte, N. c., Sept. 80, 1919
Person Remedy Co., Charlotte. n
Dear Sirs: 1 have had exceptiononv
beneficial results from taking Mrs. loo
PERSONS Remedy. For several years
nave suffered with what is called "urio
ac1d' and have taken a number of
medicines in various sections of tho
country as prescribed by physicians
VINO for the most part very frankly
stated that they did not know what
my trouble was, beyond stating that r.
was "uric acid" They did not know
what caused it nor did they know
remedy that would cure it. Some kind or
salts were usually prescribed by them
My feet were almost always blis-
tered and running; raw places made
1t impossible for me to wear my shoes
for long stretches at the time. I fol.
lowed the directions in taking Mrs
Joe Persons Remedy and for several
months now have not had a re-appear.
ance of the trouble. I believe that this
remedy will eliminate uric acid If
taken in sufficient quantities. Yours
truly, 3. T. GROOME.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1919-11-27
BAD BREATH
Often Caused by
ACid-Stomach

How anyone with a sour, gassy
stomach, who is constantly belching has
heartburn and suffers from indigestion have
anything but a bad breath? All of these
stomach disorders mean just one thing
Acid Stomach.
EATONIC, the wonderful new stomach
remedy in pleasant tasting tablet form that
you eat like bit of candy, brings quick
relief from these stomach miseries. EATON
&c sweetens the breath because it makes the
stomach sweet, cool and comfortable. Try it
for that nasty taste, congested throat and
"heady feeling" after too much smoking.
If neglected, Acid-StOmach may cause you
a lot of serious trouble. 1t leads to ner.
vousness. headaches, insomnia, melancholia,
rheumatism, sciatica, heart trouble, ulcer
and cancer of the stomach. 1t makes it's
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often brings about chronic invalidism, pre-
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You need the help that EATONIC can give
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well you should. You will be surprised
to see how much better you will feel just az
soon you begin taking this wonderful
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from your druggist today. He will return
your money If are not satisfied
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1919-11-27
The Easy Way Out.

w. c. BuIlitt, an expert on foreign
affairs, was talking about the boil
Sheviks
''The bolshevik leaders," he said,
''are in a bad way. They will proba-
bly, abandon the bolshevik game short
ly, but first they will smash up every
thing.
ut will be like the case of the two
boys who were sent out to buy a
pitcher of milk" Mr.. Bullitt contin-
ued. "The boys helped themselves to
the milk freely on the way home then
at>the last minute their courage failed
them.
"'Gosh,' said the first boy, we've
drunk too much Of it! What shall we
do, JoeT
"'That's easy said Joe, Well drop
the pitcher
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1919-11-27
An OVersuppIy.

The help problem bothers them in
the Orient also, but in a different way.
A gentleman who had returned from
India remarked: 1.-THE worst thing
about the place is the nuisance of nu-
merOus servants. Why, when I was
at BOgglywallah l had four servants
to look after my pipe alone"
-Four servants to attend to your
pipe?"
Eyes. The first one brought it to
me; the second filled it; the third
lit it.
"And the fourth?'
ooh, he smoked it. I never could
abide tobacco in any form, you know"