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The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28

box of imported GOLD MEDAL Haar- lem Oil Capsules. They are pleasant and easy to take. Each capsule con- tains about one dose of five drops. Take them just like you would any pill. Take small swallow of water if you want to. They dissolve in the stomach, and the kidneys soak up the oil like a sponge does water. They thoroughly cleanse and wash out the bladder and kidneys and throw off the inflammation which is the cause of the trouble. They will quickly relieve those stiffened joints, that baekache, rheumatism, lumhago, sciatica. gall stones, gravel. "brickdust." etc. They are an effective remedy for all dis eases of the bladder, kidney. liver
 stomach and allied organs. Your druggist will eheerfully refund your money if you are not satisfied after few days use. Accept only the pure, original GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. None other genuine.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
GOODBYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY
 AND BLADDER TROUBLES

For centuries all over the world GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has af- forded relief in thousands upon thou sands of cases of lame back, lumbago, Sciatica, rheumatism. gallstones gray el and all other affections of the kid neys, liver, stomach. bladder and al- lied organs. It acts quickly. It does the work. It cleanses your kidneys and pnrifies the blood. It makes q new man. q new woman of you. 1t frequently wards off attacks of the dread and fatal diseases of the kid- neys. IL often completely cures the distressing diseases of the organs of the body allied with the bladder and kidneys. Bloody or cloudy urine, sed- iment, or 'brickdust" indicate an un- healthy condition.
 Do not delay a minute if your back aches or you are sore across the loins or have difficulty when urinating. Go to your druggist at once and get d
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28


 No fiction has eper presented more amasing tales of physical prowess and gallantry under fire than are disclosed by tue foHowing official reports Of deeds of Ameri- can fighters ID France for which tue Distinguished Serrice Cross has been aWarded. These were selected by General Pershing's staff out Of hundreds of reports telling Of re- n'arkable braUery and fortitude dis played by American soldiers in ac- ton.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
They're All intrepid.

Just moment before you start to writing your interview with Flappers, the aviator" said the city editor.
 Yes, sir" replied the youthful re porter.
 See if you can't describe him with out using intrepid, The word has been trifle overworked in connection with airmen. n."-Birmlngham Age-Her= ald
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
Very Good Reason.

What bright eyes you havel" said the visitor to five-year-old Charles. You must get plenty of sleep" "Yes'm," he answered. My mamma makes me go to bed every night at eight o'clock" That's to keep you healthy" said the visitor No, it ain't," replied the youngster. Its so she can mend my clothes.'
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
ABOUT ROLLER SKATES.

Roller skates were patented and used in France as early as 1S19 A few years later an Englishman named Sy- CTS patented them and manufactured them in London. Syers' skate consist ed of a sandal mounted on five narrow wheels in a single row, so arranged, however, that only two of them could touch the floor at the same time. Sev- eral other similar skates were patent ed in England during the next 40 years.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
LACK OF TRAINING.

Katherine's parents are trying to teach her politeness, although she is only four years old. As result she watches opportunities to use "'Scuse me" and Please" The other day she watched mother as she rocked her year-old brother Finally little brother hiccoughed. Katherine waited ex- pectantly but in vain. Finally she could stand it no longer 'Mudder, she said, indignantly, "Bub ought to be sense enough to say 'Scuse me-"
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
The Safer Course.

The Frenchy and the Yank were sit ting together on the fire step in q trench. The Frenchy was smoking one of those mysterious cigars made some where in France.
 The F'renchy turned to the Yank and said Will you hold zis cigar while l throw Ze grenade to ze Bochef"
 Not on your life" said the Tank. but I'll hold ze grenade while you throw ze cigar Ontario Post
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28

to attack machine gun nest. Creep ing up to the position in the face of intense fire. he killed the entire crew with hand grenades and his pistol. and a little later captured d number of Germans who had taken refuge in a dugout nearby Lieut.. Dozier's home is with his father. John H. Dozier, 524 Asnafrel street, Rock Hill. $. c.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
A Fire a Minute.

Every minute of the day and night a fire breaks out somewhere in the Unit ed States. It has been estimated that q years fires in this country destroy property worth more than all the property in the state of Maine or all the gold. silver, copper and petroleum mined in q year.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
WILLIAM M. FEIGLE, Sergeant, 5th Regiment, U. S. Marine
 Corps.

Sergt. Feigel upheld the traditions of the marines and was decorated for conspicuous intrepidity at Beaumont France, November 10, 1918. While an ammunition train was passing through the town one of the trucks was struck by q shell and set on fire Knowing that it would soon explode and kill all those in the vicinity, Sergt. Fegle jumped on the truck and drove it to the outskirts of the town, thereby sav- ing the lives of at least thirty-five peo- pie.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
-El-
JAMES c. ooZlER, First Lieutenant, Company G, 18th
 Infantry.

For conspicuous bravery after being wounded near Montbrehain, France, October s, 1918. Lieut.. Dozier was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross. In command of two platoons, Lieut.. Dozier was painfully wounded in the shoulder early in the attack. but he continued to lead his men, dis playing the highest bravery and skill. When his command was held up by heavy machine gun fire, he disposed his mon in the best cover available and with a soldier continued forward
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
Why Simpkins Was Late.

Schoolmaster-Late again, Simp- kins? How's that?
 Scholar-Please. sir, got up so late and only left myself ten minutes to dress.
 Schoolmaster-But I can dress con- fortably in that time.
 Scholar-Yes, sir, but wash.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
CARL F. PAYSON,
Sergeant, Company c, 125th infantr

Sergt. Payson (deceased) received the Distinguished Service Cross for conspicuous gallantry in action with the enemy at Cierges, northeast of Cbateau-Thierry, France, August 1, 1918. During the attack made by his company on the village of Cierges, Sergt. Payson was mortally wounded in the head by machine gun bullet. He succeeded in keeping his feet, however. and with the attacking wave, encouraging them. By his strong will power he instilled in them all the spirit of fearlessness. Mrs Minnie Timber man, his mother, lives in Monroe, Mich.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
THEMES FOR THE NOVELIST
Good Material Might Be Found in the Personal Ads" Inserted in
 London Times.

For the unique in advertising the columns of the London Times are al- most unriValed. What pictures might be coniured up by the following ad:
 '1t is hoped that the irate colonel who, metaphorically speaking. sat on an unoffending subaltern in West end tube train a day or two ago, has now discovered his mistake and makes peace with the third party"
 And what possibilities for a pres ent-day Dickens are contained in this :
 Bank of England note received. We thank unknown friend, whose gift re- lieveS much anxiety
 In lighter vein, but of serious pur- pose is the following:
 'Notice-If the pet goat left with me October last by Mrs. II. l.. is not claimed within seven days, 1t will be sold to defray expenses"
 And here is something that F. Phil lips 0npenheim ought to look into:
 .'WiH the officer whose champagne glass was overturned at Cafe Royal Wednesday evening, January %, com municate at Savoy hotel with gentle man whose card he has?"
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
The Great Art.

There is but one art-to omit, Oh. if l knew how to omit I would ask no other Knowledge A man who knew how to omit would make an ''iliad" of Il daily paper.-Robert Louis Steven son.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
One Way.

Do you know of any sure way of foretelling a storm?"
 Sure I do. Forget to match your wife's samples"
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28

A lady advises girls never 10 marry a man who talks loud-that advice is certainly sound.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28
WHY NOT TRY IT?

gfaues would reulife lAfRer profits If he raised purebred sHoRTHoRNs. They don ' require any more room, nor any more feed, nor any bet ter care than the grades should have. But they sell for more money. A Kansas farmer produced s4 head from one registered Short horn COW In l2 years. Two brothers in Wisconsin pro duced le head from one in i4 years. The value counts up when you're breeding Shorthorn Breeders
 CT Park Ave, Chicago, IL
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28

He who pays as he goes finds his going pays better and his paying goes better also.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28

With one foot in the grave it doesn't take a man long to get there with both feet.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28

When man is making money peo- pie expect him to pay for what he gets.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-28

Don't cry over split milk :" is good advice. but Don't spill the milk in the first place." is better.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-03-08
WHAT SORT OF A PLAY is 1.-THE
BRAT" THAT COMES MONDAY

stephen RRthburn, reviewer for
the New York sun. says: "'rne Brat
deserves It's success because IL is a
better play than Peg % My Heart,
II has deep feeling, clever satire and
rings true az u bell"
Briefly the story OF The Brat"
concerns q little chorus girl that is
down on her luck. when she is pick
ed up by q very noted author who
is looking for color for new book
that he ia writing. He takes her to
his mothers home and for the first
time in months The Brat, us she is
called, knows what II is to have
good meal a. u warm coy room
and everything that she desires,
The author becomes more than in
terested in his protege, because she
has quaint sense of philosophy all
her own and has wealth Of good
traits and affection. The authors
brother falls deeply in love with her
but The Brat cares for someone else.
AS the days go by she gradually
wears off all the old rough edges of
her early life and really trys hard
to be just what the author tells her
happens to the heroine of his book.
"The Brat is bright and anus
ing comedy with plenty of snappy
lines that are not infrequent. The
advantage of being a goat is explain
ed as that one can eat anything.
III all plays with q message were
like The Brat everyone would be
happy for II Is an original, witty
play that is surprisingly human and
full OF mirth,' commented the Deser.
ct News after the reviwere witnessed
the first performance.
Remember THE Brat" comes e
the Lyric theatre, Monday night
March 10. Popular prices.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-03-08

may conceive, Then there are those
who apparently would have this lea
que at any price and who are not
too proud to fight" for II, and who
II our constitution interefres would
have the constitution amended 50 AZ
to get 1t out OF the way. This action
would take years because It would
meet with tremendous opposition and
even then IL would be a doubtful.
matter II enough state legislatures
would rsitfy the proposals which
would be necessary to carry II thru.
Here are a few examples OF the
way In which this league of nations
constitution disagrees with our own.
The constitution OF the United States
provides that the making OF treaties
is distinctly prerogative of the
PiSoiuSh' anu 'hc senate Wulle tnt
constitution of the proposed league
sets forth that no nation, being a
member of the league can make a
treaty with another nation without
the approval of the league as a whole.
One of the boldest violations of our
constitutional rights is contained in
Article IL, which makes the declara-
ton of war impossible except by the
consent of the executive council of
the league. Under sue provision,
foreign countries coul deasily declare
war on us or refuse to let us go to
war. What the United States might
thing upon this subject would make
no difference since she would have
but one vote in the council. Upon
this subject the constitution OF the
United States is quite clear; that
the congress Of the United States
shall be our sole war making body.
Also under cur constitution. Con-
gress has the sole right to determine
the size of our army and navy and
what armament we may have. The
proposed league would absorb this
power and we would necessarily be
forced to abide by the decision OF the
league as to the size Of our arma-
ment and our armed forces.
Is it not true after all, that 1t
would be far better to let our con-
stitution continue to follow our flag
and the flag to follow the constitu-
ton and say to others nations: You
have the same Drivilege?" No league
can be stronger than the sentiment
behind II.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-03-08
'CAscARETs" WORK
WHILE YOU SLEEP
For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach,
Sluggish Liver and Bowels
Take Cascarets tonight.

Furrrd Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges-
ton, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head
aches come from n torpid liver and
cloggcd bowels, which cause your stom-
CHI TO become filled with updigcsted
food, which sours and fermcnts l'[e gar
bagc in a swill barrel. That's the arst
step TO untold miscry--indigcstion tull
gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental
fears, everything that is horrible and
nauscating. A Cascaret tonight will
give your constipated bowels thorough
cleansing and struighten you out 10y
morning. They work while you sleep
a lO-ccnt box from your druggist win
oecp you feeling good for months,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-03-08
HYDE PARK NEWS

"aNNNNt@-E ANANi tAAl'
here. Mr.. and Mrs. f. Harwood OF
Lewiston accompanied her.
Mrs. Chas. Balls and con, De Iiee
spent a few days in Salt Lake City
this week.
Mr.. and Mrs, Frank c. Lee spent
a few days in ogden the forepart OF
the week.
Mr.. John B. Kirby is suffering
from an attack OF rheumatism. Mr..
Clarence Hurren principal Of the
Smithfield high school, has been kept
home several days on account of III.
ness.
1t is reported that Mr.. John Z. Lee
has sold his recently acquired farm
in Trenton to Mr.. Richard Toolson of
Smithfield.
Mrs Alice Burgess of Logan spent
several days in Hyde Park visiting
her daughter, Mrs. Killiam Purser.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Gibson and
family and Mr.. and Mrs. Gtrrs
Saunders and family were visitors to
North Logan Sunday, the guests of
Mr. and Mrs. John Almond.
Mr.. and Mrs. Christian Mikkelson
of Logan spent Saturday visiting in
Hyde Park.
Our band has again started to
play for dances after rest of nearly
four months. They nave spent con.
siderable time of late practicing.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-03-08
OUR CONSTITUT.
ton

The one striking point regarding
the proposed league Of nations, as
brought out by the speeches of Sena-
tors Poindexter, Borah and Reed, is
the destroyin OF our national rights
as provided under the Monroe doc
trine and the tying up of this coun-
try with all European difficulties with
which we should have only passing
interest. The entangling of ourselves
in such foreign alliances as this pro-
posed constitution provides, does not
commend itself to the sober judg-
ment of the American people.
All OF this resolves itself into the
fact that under no conceivable inter
probation can the draft of the pro-
posed league OF nations be made to
conform to certain provisions of our
national constition. We admit that
in these days of parlor bolshevism
and fnsipid intenationalism 1t is
perhaps bit old fashioned to men
ton the constitution as something
which deservise slight bit of con-
sideration and respect. Yet we be-
lieve there are still few million peo-
pie in the. United States who would
rather besgoverned under that won
derfu] old document than all the
new tangled, highsounding contrap-
lions which the mind Of the idealist
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-03-08
UNITED STATES CIVIL SERVICE
EXAMINATION

The United States Civil Service
Commission announces that Fire
man noneducationad examination will
be held on March 81. 1919. for the
purpose OF flling a vacancy in the
position OF Fireman Laborer In the
Custodian service at Lagan, Utah, at
$40 per annum.
Application blanks and further In
formation may be obtained from the
Local Secretary. Board Of Civil Ser
vice Examiners, at the Logan, Utah.
post office. Al
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-03-08

HYDE PAhh, March 6.-The In
fluenEa is still in our community, the
homes OF Messrs Lorehzo Peterson
and John b. DANES being under
quarantine. The malady is not in a
serious form.
School 10 now being held and is
well attended. care being taken to
note closely the health condition OF
pupils in order that an outbreak OF
influenza might be avoided IL pos
sible. Principal r. Homer Hyde re-
ports fayorabl progress considering
the long rest.
A twelve and a half pound baby
girl arrived at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. willard G. Sunders. Mother and
babe doing nicely.
Mr.. Lorin Lamb is home from the
Utah Idaho hospital where he has
been for the past month.
Messrs Archie Woolf and VIM.
Gibson arrived home from Idaho last
week where they have been for the
past ten days looking over farm
lands. They are quite taken up with
the country and will no doubt dispose
of their holdings here and make Ida
no their future home. Messrs Archie
Woolf and Moses Johnson will leave
in few days for the purpose of buy
ing there. Mr.. Gibson will follow
later.
Mrs. ODE Plant of Richmond is
spending few days visiting her par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. H. w. Hancey.
Mr.. and Mrs. Marinus Anderson
of Logan spent Tuesday in Hyde
Park visiting their daughter Mrs.
wizard saunders.
Mrs. Stephen Thurston is still cri-
tically i'll, althugh the past few days
reports are more Measuring.
Our streets and sidewalks are in a
very bad condition, mud being every
where. Some of our local and visit
ing autoists find the sidewalks bet
ter for speeding than the roadways,
hence several were compelled to pay
fines the past week.
Mr.. Andrew Woolf, one of our
pioneers, is quite i'll at this writing.
Our farmers have been busy the
past week hauling pulp from the Lo-1
gan sugar factory.
Mr.. Thomas Matkin and Mr.. John
J. Lamb have purchased autos for
spring delivery, The former Dodge
and the latter Buick.
Mrs. Victor Larsen of Richmond
Is visiting her mother, Mrs. Christina
Hansen, for rev days.
-.-sa 4-ss--'s-. ~ H s----s -
Mr.. Earl Harris, formerly prom
inent young man of our town, but
now an official of the Utah Idaho SUI
gar company plant at Sugar City. Id
aho, spent the week end visiting with
friends and relatives here.
Miss Eva Lee was pleasantly sur
prised Tuesday afternoon by her
school children VINO had succeeded in
smuggling into the school dainty re-
freshments. A good time was had by |
all. Miss Lee is one Of the few
teachers who win the love OF their
pupils.
Mrs. Mahaley HARDWOOD of Burnley.
Idaho, spent a few days the past
week visiting relatives and friends
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-03-08
Be Wise.

Cato used to assert that wise men
PROFIT more by fools thnn fools by wise
men. wrote Plutarch; for wise men
avoid the faults Of fools, but fools win
not Initiate the good example OF wise
men.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-03-08
peeolorlKIna carhonA.

Epglish experimenters have at least
partially discovered the secret proc.
esses used IN the manufacture of
German and Dutch decolo-lSins car
bons for the sugar industry.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1919-03-08
Canadian Forests

The extent Of Canada's woodland
ind forests is said to exceed $4,000,
300 acres.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1919-08-23
GOOD ROADS MOVEMENT
 IS GAINING MOMENTUM

J. Webb Smith, Firestone manager for Northern Arizona and contiguous territory, arrived in Kingman this morning from trip over the South ern portion of the state. According to MT. Smith, the good roads move ment has taken hold of the people in the south in a very gratifying manner. "It looks as though after all we are going to have real roads in this state" :" he says. Tucson is exerting a tre- mendous effort to put through paw ed road to California, in conjunction with Yuma County, and also Cochise County. "Nogales is working hard on good roads scheme to connect with Tucson and mining points. Globe and Miami are full of enthusiasm over projects to connect with Phoenix by way of Superior and Florence. One of the features of the Phoenix and Maricopa County program is the inn provement by paving of the Black Canyon road to Prescott"
 Mir. Smith states that efforts arc now being made in Prescott and Yava- pal county to have a $5,O0O,0O0 bond issue brought before the people, and that there is not one whit of opposi- ton to the movement. This would in7 clude paved road to Ashfork to con meet with the Old Trails road.
 The only complaint T have heard from people who have travelled through Mohave County is that con- corning the roads to the west of Kingman, past Yucca. You people will no doubt take action to eliminate this bad stretch in the very near fu- ture. With the advent of good roads in Arizona the real growth and da velopment of the state will start and our population should be doubled with in five years," he states. "The fact is that business, mining, industrial and agricultural development and ln- vestment invariably follows upon the heels of road work. Let the tourist from the east drive through this state on a paved road, visiting the mining districts, the agricultural districts and the various cities of the state. Notice the pride that will be exhibited by the various cities in their paved streets connecting with these roads. iou have got the tourist three fourths won on an Arizona investment if you car induce him to stay in the state long enough to be able to see the superior opportunities here. As it is, he gen. erally make all the haste possible tt get to the goods roads state of Cal ifornia," and there he and his money remains. Let's not sleep on this job We have the best state in the Unlor and we want everybody else to kno" it."
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1919-08-23
Around The Town

will spend the remainder of the sum- mer.
 Susan Buckingham returned from the coast Friday evening and will spend few days in Kingman, after which she will return to her home in Chicago.
 Mrs. James Scott stopped off at Kingman this week to visit her daugh- ter Mrs. Bryan Mensch. Mrs. Scott has been visiting in California, and is on the way to her home in Hol- brook.
 Mrs. Grace Armstrong was married to Joe Peggs of Phoenix the early part of August. The young couple were married at WickenbuTg, and spent short visit of ten days with the brides relatives, MT. and Mrs. J. P. Gideon, after which they returned to Phoenix where they mill make their home. Mrs. Armstrong is we'll known in Kingman and has, a host of friends who wish them happiness.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1919-08-23
Chinese Curb Tobacco Users

Chinas ministry of the interior has telegraphed the following circular in- structions to the Shenchangs and Tu. lungs all over the country, according to the Picking Daily News:
 Ut has been noticed that almost everybody in the country has indulged in the use of cigars or cigarettes which will become worse curse to the nation than opium in former days unless some restrictions are imposed It is hereby decided that before taking up any measure for the total prohibl' tion of its use, the following restric' tions shall be imposed: First, no boy or girl under eighteen years or age shall be allowed to smoke cigars or cigarettes; second, any military or na' val man using it shall be punished third, the use of cigars and cigarettes in all government schools and colleges shall be strictly prohibited.-Fal Eastern Bureau Bulletin.