Evening journal., 1919-09-24

EL1!::lZlE 4 Is
III is easier 10 md a baby than a
house in sydney now" reports the Bul-
letln Of that Australian city, continuing
thusly. Writer knows a young bride
who went to live with her mother
pending the discovery OF suitable res
idence. She has two infants now and
is stil living with her mother.
We are convinced that life is inter-
esiing for those who live in streator,
lll. IL we take a streator reporters
word for H.
"lIer attendant was iastefully gowned
in pale pink slippers and hat 10 match,
and carried pink carnations
CHlCAGO.-When her husband spank
cd her hurting her dignity, Mrs. Helen
Maxwell declared 1t was the last straw.
She got divorce.
What Is Husband Worthe
Mrs. London /. Wallick, OF New York.
has brought action for $4,000 against
Mrs May IiIrsch. alleging that her
husbands affections were piraied away
from her.
I'm iickled pink 10 learn that my
affections are valued at half a million"
the husband sayeth
There l., you observe. more ways
than one In which the wife may latter
her mate.
And pray what is this sort OF a wis
worth?
Mr.. Newlywed- you sew the bus-
ton on my coat darling?
Mrs Newlywed-No. love: I couldn1
ind the button, so I sewed up the but
tonhole.-Dallas News.
Anton ]. Herman Of Jersey City, n
j, has lled suit for divorce, alleging
his wife. Mrs. Marie Herman has de-
serted him for Valentine Hermes.
Mrs. Hermes has 1led suit alleging
her husband, Anton j. Herman, has
transferred his coniugal affections 10
Mrs. Marie Hermes, The wife OF Nalen-
tine lermes.
All four were friends before their
marriage but now. seemingly. their ar
feciions have gotten an tangled up and
run criss-cross.
Gaiboy-Why did you leave your last
placer
Comely Applicant was caught kiss
ing my employer, sir.
Galboy- you can start tomor-
row morning Edinburgh Scotsman.
"You say you love the girl and yet
you refuse 90 marry her?'
Yep said the young man, You've
got the facts right. ! asked her TO
marry me, and ,she agreed but then
when we came % look al furniture and
apartments and found them costing so
much ] knew It would be cheaper TO
let her sue me for breach Of PROMISE"
This week the woman announced that
she was going to spend the afternoon at
the movies. The man demanded that
she remain at home and make bin a
shirt There were some hot words The
upshOi was that the husband took an
his Wife's skirts 10 his shop. Also her
hats. Did that keep her? Not much.
Hubby forgot that nice Jersey pettl-
coat 10 was just a trine short. but u
would DO. So the wife donned it and
marched down 10 the movies. People
craned their necks. but she went right
on Hubby wants a divorce. he saws
bis wife is indiscreei Wife wants one.
She says her husband Is incOnsiderale
When bug crawled into Frank
'iamey's ear, Mrs. namey. Hlllsboro.
.ll., got the doctor. lie called another
when unsuccessful In persuadng the
bug 20 crawl back out OF the ear.
The doctors worked long while
NE patient suffered and the bug stuck
light
Then Mrs Ramey got what the doc
.ors called a'"woman's fool notion"
Hold a light 10 The ear" she urged.
I've heard that light attracts hugs.
She got light; held u close 10 The
'ar, and the bug crawled out.
Proving there are times when a
voman's fool notion" beat a doctors
XII, cunning and knowledge combined.
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