The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1919-04-22
SIMPLE HOME WEDDING BY
A CIRCUS PUBLICITY MAN

Last night, at the glittering and
gorgeous home of the brides parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. William Henry Hicks,
999 Ninth Place, Miss Mary Gladys
Hicks and Mr.. Adelbert Smithers,
were united in the sensational, awe
inspiring bonds of matrimony. The
wedding service was pronounced in
peerless and poppy manner by the
spiritually rich and right Reverend
Doctor Morton S. buds, rector Of the
exceptionally expensive and exceed
ingly exclusive Saint Croesus-in-the-
Fields.
The bride entered upon the mas
sive, muscular and marvelously
moulded arm of her father, passing
thru an avenue of the largest, longest
and latitudinest tropic palms in cap
tivity, while the air about was heavy
with the shimmering, seething scent
of precious and overpowering petals
of spring, ranged in racy and rollick-
ing array about the handsome and
harmonious Hicks home. An
orchestra of four-count them!-
clever, comic and delightfully."- daring
musicians supplied the mushy and
melodious music to which the bridal
party modestly and morally marched.
The grand, gigantic and brobdigna-
gian groom, accompanied by his
BALD, brave and best man, Mr.. w.
Percy Smithers, awaited them at the
improvised, but otherwise faultless,
alter.
See the solmenly specta oular meet
ing of the bride and groom! See
the merry and meritorious maid of
honor! See the four-count them!
-beauteous, beaming and brilliant
bridesmaids? See the innocent, in
fantile, infinitesimal flower girl, Miss
Teenie Hicks, in her fearless, fascin-
ating, but foolish act of scattering
fair, freakish and fragrant flowers in
the path of her sister, the bride,
See them ell. They are all included,
All under one roof. One invitation,
remember admits to them all, in
Guiding the concert after the we'd
ding.
The bride was attired in silvery
and silken something of extreme
simplicity, surmounted by vaporous
veil, fastened to her polished and
perfumed hair with the bursting, en-
blazoning blossoms of the orange.
Elsewhere upon her proud, but in
no sense ponderous person was
slick, snowy and scintillating dia-
mond and bedazzling sunburst, the
graceful gift of the generous and
godlike groom. And remember
everything absolutely new!
After the affecting and effective
ceremony, real, roaring reception
was held, fun furiously fast taking
the place of rigid and rigorous re-
in the. precious and palatial
Hicks parlors. See the sinuous
smiles tripping thru the torrents of
tears! Witness the cute, cunning
and comedy kisses! Hear the con-
and contradictory congrat-
ulations! Hear the silly and simian
shippers! iSee the flipnant and
frumpish friends of the family!
Listen to the glorious gurgle of the
able and absolutely alcoholic punch!
And remember-one invitation ad-
mits to all!
The bride was the radiant, en-
raptured recipient of a superbly
great and indescribably glorious, gilt
tering and gorgeous galaxy Of gifts, |
the presents being under the shrewd,
sharp and singularly all-seeing eye
Of pompous and private detective.
A supper, the most stupendous, SEN
sational and superlatively complete |
ever served in any land, was spread
In the draped and dainty dining
room by a cool, keen and calculating
The grand exit! At II O'Clock,
amid scenes OF astounding and un-
PARALLEL impertinence, and hellish,
lnhuman hail of ancient and anti
quated shoes, mixed and mingled
with ribald rice, the young couple |
left on a desperately dangerous and |
delightfully."- demonstrative bridal
tour. They will be gone three
count them! - weeks. - Cartoons |
Magazine.