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The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1919-05-09

Miss Bessie Pirtle and Mr.. and
Mrs. S. D. Morris, of Moscow, KY,
were the guests last week of Mr.. and
Mrs. j. B. Clayton.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-12
GEO. {. STIFEL
COMP ANY SHOWS
THEM ALL HOW
GIGANTIC BIEECHER ARE ERECT
ED IN FRONT OF THE STORE TO
VIEW THE PARADE
Major General Croukhtte stopped and
Saluted the Employees Of the
Big Establishment.

Orlh Of tho clHSSiCSt surprises al"ng
thu" cutir" I'm" az march yesterday NaS
the great hl,-rch'rS erected on IN pave
mont in front If III" G"urg" r. Siif"l
Company store. where tn" employs of
the store. al tho ladies' in part lCular.
w"r" seated To vicw IL" great parade.
They wcr" all dressed In snowy whit"
and mad" very attraCtiv" plrtur'S. whrl"
suspended from n string IN their hands
were nanw red. white and blu" bal
looms
Tho girls wore rtvon delightful sur
pris" when Major g. n"rIl Cr"nkht" au-
pcar"d. A. he stopped his car in front
Of III" stand thy Shrw'rcd him with
American beauty roses IL all CulurS. III"
general aruS" 10 his feet and Saiu'.,d
them and remarked: "Thlt'S "a splendid
display sc patriotism. YOU are To hr
congratulated for your $pl"udid efforts"
Th" George T.. Stifcl Cmnpnuy. always
progressive. has been III tho front in
everything that tends 10 aid tn" pcupl"
If Wheeling in any way. tn" spirit Of
IT," firm has always been progressive.
and the splendid showing made yesterday
proved that the store, aS Of yurc. l. sui
in tho lead.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-12
GREEKS MADE
Bic DISPLAY
SECTION OF GREAT PARADE MADE
UP OF LOCAL GREEK-AMEEI-
CAMS WAS A CREDIT
TO THE CITY.
Costly Display Was Made by weheling"s
Greek Soldiers and Citizens
In Demonstration.

No organization has ever made a finer
showing in q local demonstration than
that OF local Greek Americans in yes
tcrday's parade. Two beautiful floats
and hundreds Of :nrrch"rS carrying
flags made UP tn" Greek section of IN"
parade II was headed 10y Wheeling :
most representative" natives uf Greece"
and praise Is hrad on every sid" because
OF tho wonderful display OF patriotism.
One float represented TN" bier uf a
fallen hero. The CaSk"t WAS drIprd ~
the national colors and beautiful flow
crs were banked high about It. THIS
depicted tn" loyalty OF every Grc'k-
American If Wheeling. Another float
carried Uncle sam with - J.. HurCul Gre
clan young woman "y?r' >sI'.& hrr i;rll3-
tudc 10 him for N" h'lr nc rendered
the Greek homeland. Nothing NOR"
beautiful than these two floats has
ever been seen in - local parad". They
are 20 be Congratulated. TIL" fine show
ing made by local Greeks in tn" army
as we'll speaks for tn" loyalty or Wheel
ine's Crock residents. Wheeling I$
proud Of them
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-12
LIVING FLAG AND MASS CHORUS
EHB ARTISTIC AND SPECTACo-
nAR FEATURE OF THE VEL
COME CELEBRATION.
TN ALL NIX LIFE NEFEE SA"
SucH AN INSPIRING S1GHT,"
SAID GOV. CORNWELL.
GEN. CRoNKRrTE ADDED TooSa
or PArHQS AT TIMES "AES
o-HEn coTsoLING WORDS.

A perfect jam Of humanity 'ccuP''"
the intersection ~ Fourteenth ana
Narke, streets after the last division
had passed. The Welcome and L:F'"H
Flag chorus was IN" attraction ""'''
acted as a magnet for IN" thousands
vbo had stood along tn" line OF mar'h
and saw the parade and they wan''n
10 hear this big gathering Of inc GU!
best ChoriStCrS.
The Living Flag occupied tn" centre
Of the stand and was surrouhd'd "E 'n
welcome Chorus. Wh'n IN" S'nS'tS
voiced the patriotic and popular S"nES
Of the day. the children forming ,''
flag would sway in time w'th 'h' Nus
reminding the onlo"kcrs "t an i''''''9
flag ripping in tn" erH'2"' ,,
Both Market and t"urt''n'h S'''
were thickly crowded from hu'W'"E ~
building and all enjoyed the music ''''
mensely. ms
The crowd was entertained III '",H
manner until the head of n" 3arad'
rs.ched sixteenth street. coming w
Market street. when the Str'c'S
o,ssred FOR the review ~ IN" N"'u''~
nv tho distinguished guests OF Inv w
TIA Crests were brought up M"'N''
zt-net n the stand while tn" S"lu'''S
uaited on Sixteenth street for thN tos'.',
- ths rnasscd band which required
about forty-five minutes u"s''
hands in the parade had dropped "u',
co1eynor Cornwell. General Crankn'tF
and Colonel Waldron held a SOFT Ut o.
informal eecepuon and u'uch -
shaking wHg done over 'ne 80
General Crankhlte nurNo'r "t re
n.ouId lean farther over and lay
- ~, some mans shoulder or hold'ne
On elderly lady's hand while nc sa'o
-. ~ comfort. for in these cases O
sor bad zone 10 France never 10 rSNu' ~,
An three of the distinguished guess
,.[ra habbling over with praise
wheclinR's magnificent 49,
Es,ec,alIy were they struck "''a ',
49, Welcome chorus and LIVING r"S
rb,ch entertained them wn1'' ,.'.'I
FOR The review. GoN"ra"r s.,a
would look back every one" IN ,',.
.;tn a smile on his ta'" anu "'.'''
so,d 70 n member Of tn '",''"'>' ~,
IN all nv life I never saw Su'n w
snirinc sight as this Living
chorus and this vast crow" o.
shall never forget H. ,,,.,d,v
i:cncrsl I'ronkhitc was AIS" HN,"'!
impressed and SAID as nc lu'' a.,,.,
,adios and gentlemen who ar" T''S'"' ~,
u.hnc,,np should BE- proud OF YOU
VI h,yc sccr many c"l"Hra''ot'S'
go Tor tho Homecoming Of IN" SOLO,
s"T. but this IS the srand'st OF 'nS"'
all" ,o., worked their
,bc nIatform. but IN" 'N'' '''''
as roo great for them L" man .n,I,
Load,rey through IN" "rHwu NV" ,
80 10 al, down and rest 'A'l
W NH noticed ,h"ir rIGh, ana ana ~" me
81 whom they wished {" s,.r ,t,'' the
answer was General N,.rr and
600, excused himself went "N'' ''
genera. red N A .lcnsrhy "onN"Tsa'''"
was go ,bc old cnupl". TIL" lady had ~, ="
BLACK narG W was A gold star which a.
black par t,,,y, scr who rad mad" M
noted an e ",,: and tn" parents nao
supr o nc his old commander t"s "'''S
~ comfort.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-12
COLORS OF BATH
,oont,uued Prom Page oneD

~ ,nr,l such timr aGA'n
Nept .r,. Of humanity shall 't'l II i'"''
a.. ros,,nr place. and upon VIM"
a II We cen iudE" inc '"'"' -
naat We know II VIII NsN"
t,rb, forth and occupy "nc' ''''o
tna triur phan, pla"" 1t mas "'"NE -,
- ,be foremost position "i "' ~
49, saqs Of all the countries IN Az INV
world , o,,.rr,tu1atcd
, Tboner uron his abb" addrcSs'
Th-ao chccrs w-rr given for the E"n'IH' l.
80 moro for Colonel Waldron oil VIZ
S.i.ri,,a and then three for inc "I''''
Field Artillery. ,,o,cd ,be
soys 70 tho city hall. They were
.ra..6 In a locker. under polio" Sua'H'
"a With ;hnm will so the hHHhnk "
So-,;n banner and m" Culdon ot battery
= 2IAth Field Artillery. MI OF inc
,reasurcd flags and banners VIII 10
.,oc.d in 4 glass case. preserved ny tne
ri,,, and some day placed In soldiers
home here.
The Parade.
wheeling and her u"ighh"r'nG GUYS
mont 70 bed tired. but happy. last n,En'.
amor tho biggest celebration ever h"Iu
in the annals OF Tho city.
49, crowds. parade. field day events
RI the morning and afternoon. and the
concert and dancing in the evening
wcre beyond expectations. which pro-
arred broad smiles on the faces OF ne
sor,r,Ittecmcn who have worked so
hard 70 make the big affair success.
Ola Sol rose in clear sky In the
morning. and weather was ideal Early
.-atns hogan cmp,ying visitors into tn"
civ from ALI points Of the compass. Tn"
rain from down-rivcr points arriving
=, 1n.4n had six extra coaches crowded
with citizens of ParkershurI. Williams
town. 81. Mays. Sistersvlile. and N"~
Martinsville Tho Pennsylvania trains
brought their quota from IN" upper pan
handle counties. and every intcrurhan
car unloaded its freight ot humanity IN
the business section.
Tho steamer Verne Swain brought
down a crowd Of Stcub"nTIilc and Min
20 people. while every highway leading
10 the city was crowded with autolsts
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-12

Inrcna Harris. who died Tuesday, after
m illness rr several months. Kew,
Sarpsnn of the Chaplinc street Method
1T Episcopal church. assisted by Kew.
j. :. Robinson Of FaIrmont. viii con-
duct the services. and intcrment Will
he mad IL Stone Church cemetery, Elm
Grove.
The decreased is survived by her faith
or and one brother. Hobart. Her mother
rr"rcd"d her IL the grave last Novcm-
Der. She was q years old
The greater the necessity for saving
III" greater your opportunity to use
The IntclliGcnCcr Want Ads.
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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-12

Tho greater tn" necessity for saving
IT," greater your opportunity = use
The IntclliEcnc"r Want AG&.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-12

TIL" vclr"IprI" ana h"h'y M'T~" have
hocu combined IN Il i"" Toy ny -.
Louis inventor.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-12
3l4th Field ARTILLERY.

A wave Of cheering al,NE tn" lin"
was the greeting received by III" boys
OF tho 3l4th Ficld Artillery az they
came into view TIL" "Wh"clInE-to-
Berlin" hammer was carried by SiNt""n
mon. extending from curb :" l"rh
This banner was taken away from
rho CITY nv the %l4th boys AZ Ir7r'"'s.
and has been III France ana Germany.
Next came thr"" members ~ IN"
Sovcnty-nrnih Division who haN" s'rn
hard lighting.
After the Srv"nty-ninth boys cam"
tn" fo-n"r returned soldiers. followed
by the United States marines. and then
canrC the "Eohs." Or sailors. In All.
more than l.2"n soldiers and sailors
and marines w"r" n ln".
Tho soldiers Of the q. \. r. w,rr next
in line in twenty automobiles. after
which cam" the motor corps girls in
twenty cars.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-12
Foreign Divisions.

The italians led IT, f"r"iru division.
and were followed by tn" rul"s. each
carrying Rag &C TN" n"w IoiIsh re-
public TIL" Poles also had Il l,"luti-
fu float. TIL" SyrianS had Iarg" dole
Cation. tn" Greeks hruuEh. up tn"
rear Of tn" fOr"iCn-horn division. and
two gorgeous floats w"r" in line.
Th" fourth division WAS tn" negroes
division. with coiorcd fraternal sncj"-
ties. Red Cross. and Ladies knitting
Tub
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-12
Schools and Fraternal Orders.

Thr LInSlY Cadets followed. leading
IN" NTH division. followed by tho Cath
"dral High school huGl". iif". and drum
corps and cadets. and th,n the Coy
Scouts Of America.
Tn" ElkS w"rC next, headed by Uncle
John Richardson. carrying 4 huge Jap
ancsr umbrella IF I'll" American ColOrs.
Tho F.lks wcr" followed by the knights
OF PythIas. which had a TINT Of gor-
GeouS ccloring IN tn" uniforms Of the
D"kics. or tn" Dramatic Order OF
Knight of khoraSSan.
Tho Mo"s" had Il hiE representation
and then came tho stool workers and
coal miners. wh" brought up the rear.
In all. there were I,nrn persons in
the parade.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-06-12

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Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1919-01-08
LOOK At CH|LD'S
TONGUE IF SICK
CROSS, FEVER|SH
WHEN CoNSTlPATED OR BILIOUS
GIVE "cALIFoRNlA SYRUP
OF FIGS"

Look AT the tongue mother! II
coated, it is sure sign that your
little ones stomach, liver and bowels
need a gentle, thorough cleansing at
once
When peevish, cross, hstless pale.
doesn't sleep, doesn't eat or act natu-
rally, o ris feverish, stomach sour.
breath bad: has stomach ache, sore
throat, diarrhoea full of cold, give a
teaspoonful of California Syrup of
Figs" and in a few hours all the foul,
constipated waste, undigested food
and sour bile gently moves out of its
little bowels without gripping and you
have well playful child again.
You needn't coax sick children to
take this harmless fruit laxative"
they love its delicious taste. and it al
ways makes them feel splendid
Ask your druggist for a bottle OF
California Syrup of Figs" which
has directions for babiee, children of
all ages and for growr ups plainly on
the bottle. Beware of counterfeits
sold here. To be sure you get the
genuine ask to see that it is made BY
California Fig Syrup Company" Re-
fuse any other with contempt.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1919-01-08
THE KALEIDOSCOPE.

Italian scientists have perfected
highly nutritious bread that is made
from partly sprouted grain.
The United states is. responsible for
more than 10. per cent, Of the worlds
supply OF CON.
William MCGEE, of Twin Mountain,
n H. found that his big potato field
had been completely dug cut by the
crows. Not Il single potato was left.
United States Shipping Roard OBJ
tanned from allied and neutral coun-
triF5 up to SeRtember i, 81 ships OF
1,0S4 9S6 tons.
The largest Order of Merit in the
world IS the French Legion of Honor,
which has a trif1e over $40 coo mem
bers.
When Miss Daisie Dunn. of Paris.
Ontario received her graduation di-
ploma. at the, Crawford General
hospital she received i bequest OF
100000 from an aunt W!lo~ had made
it a condition in her VIII that tuv
lcgatee should become 4 competent
nurse.
The United States treasury now
holds more than $1,000, 600, 600 worth
of gold coin and bullion one third Of
all the :noney gold in the world.
Very little Of itais kept in Washing
ton, however. The bulk of it is dis
trihuted among the various minis
snd at the assay office in New York
city where there is a great quantity.
The hurricane of September 2s.
1917, having practically destroyed the
electric light and ice plant of Nueva
Corona. Isle of Pines, a company has
been formed for the erection of a
new plant which is to furnish electric
light and ice not only Tor. this town.
but also for all the more import
ant towns ar-H villages of. the Isle
of Pines.
The number of foxes in the ranches
of Prince Edward Island at the be
ginning of the pelting. season in 1871
was approximately 10000. From De
cenber I. 1917. 10 January 81, 1918
$500 foxes We're killed and their SKINS
marketed The pup production for
1918 is $500, therefore making the
number of coxes.. at the opening OF
the present season at 1900.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1919-01-08
AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD

At A COURT OF PROBATE HELD
at Norwich, within and for the Dis
trict of Norwich. on the 18th day of
Present-NELSON ]. AYLING, Judge
Estate of Nina V. Smith, late of
Norwich. in said District deceased
Amy f. Burlingame of Norwich,
Conn. appeared in Court and filed a pc
ttfon praying, for the reasons therein
set forth. that an instrument purport-
ing to be the last will and testament Of
said deceased be admitted to probate
WHEREURON IT is ORDERED, That
said petition be heard and determined
at the Probate Court Room in the City
Of Norwich. in said District, on the
11th day of January. A. D.. 1919, at
ten o'clock in the forenoon, and that
notice of the tendency of said petition,
and of said hearing thereon, be given
by the publication of this order one
time in some newspaper having a cir
culation in said District at least three
days prior to the date of said hearing
and That return be made to this Court.
NELSON J. AYLTNJi, Judge
The above and foregoing is a true
copy OF record.
Attest HELEN NJ DRFSCHER,
Clerk
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1919-01-08
DAVIS THEATR {.

To-day will bc your chance to see one
Of the hest photo play programmes
ever presented in this city at regu-
lar prices
The feature picture IS lafayette We
Come This picture. in which mere
is woven % delightful romance. is not
a war pict1-s but vizuaiizes the debt
that America owed France and which
this country, Gods country. has so
rohlv and freely paid. The care
which has teen given the boys of
America by the French mothers is
clearly depicted. The cast IS eXcep-
tionallv well balanced.
The other big feature on this bill is
beautiful Elsie Ferguson in Under
The Greenwood Tree" The story Of
Under the Greenwood Tree deals
with a young English woman OF great
wealth and high social position. who
becomes disgusted with social life and
varities and vearns for 'he simple life.
Fut t. wouldn't 10 to tell You the
climax here. Come and see it for
Yourself. ii Is a corker. Burton Holmes
Travcloguc completes The show
Entire change of programme tomor-
row. with three big Keith acts and
feature pictures.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1919-01-08
ANNOUNCEMENTS
AUDITORIUM THEATRE.

Felix Martin. the clever little COM
cdian who is making his appearance
at the Auditorium this week with the
Hoyt Musical Comedy Co, is a big
hit, He came here with a great rep
utation and although he did not play
his best part. leaving that for later in
the week, he showed his versatility
by taking the part of an old Irish
man cleverly. His specially is
"Canuck' characters and in these he
is immense. With Felix are Ben
Wilson. Rose Emmett, Alice Melvin,
and others.
There is 4 good chorus of eight
pretty girls who dance well and all
have good voices.
Today and THURSDAY, Felix will
present "Shantv Town" n very funny
Irish comedy with all new songs and
costumes big surprise is in store
for THURSDAY night. Come and see
The High FLYER" it is alive as much
fun rs a circus As m extra at
traction. Manager Connolly will pre-
sent shame a mammoth seven part
feature photoplay with Zena Keefe in
the leading role and the latest Hearst
News Rrin- the family to see Felix
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1919-01-08
Smith College Unit in France.

Everyone who has followed the rec
ord Of the Smith college unit in
France will be glad of the opportunity
10 hear from one of the original mem
hers Miss Alice Leavens who was
the carpenter in the group that went
!nto villages of Picardy TO help the
people Of that devastated region is to
speak at the Osgood Memorial Satur-
gay Jan. II. The Smith College club
NJ Eastern Connecticut cordially in
1ites every one interested to hear
Mss Leavens.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1919-01-08
BREED THEATRE.

For today and Thursday the
Breed will present for its feature at
traction Bert Lytell in Hitting the
High Spots" new adventure play. As
all admirers of this clever star know,
he eNcells in virile, dominating roles
of daring and adventure, ard in this
play he will he seen TO advantage as
= Young engineer who braves the ter
rors of a revolution in Mexico to open
un American-owned oil wells which
The natives have col:fscated The
part gives Mr.. Lytell full scope for his
breezy talent and added to this, is the
pretty romance of the girl he left
behind him" who was true against all
odds This play will delight and please
and ought not to be missed. Edith
Roberts will also be seen in Tod
Browning's production Set Free, -
and the Burton Holmes travel series
will complete the bill for today ana
ThurSday
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1919-01-08
LEGAL NOTICES
TAXPAYERS NOTICE

Notice is hereby given TO all persons
liable to pay the Personal Tax in the
Town of Lisbon. that I have a war
taxes, payable Feb. i, 1918, each of
such persons being assessed the sum
of two CD dollars as his personal tax
and for the purpose of collecting the
same | shall be at the Town House
Saturday, Feb. l, 1919 from . to 80
At the Bend schoolhouse Feb. from
2 to $50.
If taxes are sent by mail inclose
stamp for receipt. if receipt is wanted
All persons neglecting this notice
must be proceeded against as directed
by the laws of the State
Dated at Lisbon, Conn, Jan. s. 1919.
ALVIN KAMPFrF,
Collector
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1919-01-08
AT A COURT or pRoRarE HE1n ~

tSUbAIE Held AT
Norwich, within and for the District OF,
NoTWich, on the 9Th day of January
Present-NEISON J. AYLING. Judge
Estate of Mabel W. Hewitt late Of
Norwich, in said District. deceased.
The Administrator exhibited his ad =
ministration account with said esta te
fore ''-3A
ORDERED, That the 21st dav Of
January A D., 1919. at ten o'clock in
the forenoon. at the Probate Court
Room in the City of Norwich in said
District be. and the same is, appoint
ed for hea-ing the same. and the said
tice thereof by publishing this order
once in some newspaper having a cir
eniatlon in said District. at least ten
days prior to the date of said hearing
and make return to the court
NELSON ]; AYLLNG. Judge.
copy of record. Il ut
Attest; HELEN M DREsCHER
Clerk
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1919-01-08
J. E TALBOT Auctiont
AUCTION
There will be sold at public auc-
ton at the Hotel at Eastford. Conn
THURSDAY, JAN. ., 1913
AT o A NJ

all perfect horses. 1 2-year- old bull, /
pony rig. 1-horse lumber wagons,
: ee1 5arss WAGONS go2 ! democrat wagon 5oh
runners, l new moving machine, /
horse rake. light and heavy harnesses,
l wheelbarrow. 8 plows, 1 lot of iron
pulleys,. 3 grind stones. odd wheels,
a lot of hens. iron bars. shovels, rakes
and hoes. sets of scales, l roll of
barbed wire. cords stove wood. 4
cords four foot wood 6 log chains,
y stake chains. lot of paint. and
pipe, secondhand betting, 20 gallons
cider vinegar. / Metz runabout,
Overland runabout, a lot of bolts,
horse shoe nails; 100 lbs horse shoes,
smiths tools from punch to an cleo
trio driller, a lot of drive and screw
calks, wheelwright and carpenter S
tools, good tool chest.
One fat hog. will dress 800 lbs: one
ice box and cream separator, house
furniture. including beds, s mattresses
20 pillows, commOdes, 6 springs, 4
chamber sets 80 chairs, 2 davenports
: sewing machines. 4 bureaus, sofas
, hat racks. Il lamps, ! desk. lot OF
stands, 4 tables, lot of screens. doors
and fixtures, l graphaphone and re-
cords. wash bowls and pitchers,
lunch chairs dishes. tfnware and glass
ware.
Three large mirrors, cot beds ant
cradles, ! organ and stool 12-foot
rockers. 5 sitting room stoves, l GRO
| quet set. flower pots, baskets. meas
ures stone jars. hand and cross
| scythes, / broad axe, l shoemaker
| set. 16 milk. pans, I 15-gallon stone
| jar. clothes horse, ! corn planter. 10
| of rugs. 1 Kodak. with dark room
| lamp and developing set; 2 ar
| squares.
Other articles too numerous to men
| ton.
| Anyone having anything for sal,
may bring it to this sale and we vii
| dispose of it for them.
| NJ. J. TALBOT Eastford Conn,
Sale Rain or Shine
! Plenty Of room under cover where i
is warm. a caterer will be in attend
| ance. jan.5d
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1919-01-08
HUMoR OF THE DAY

what are you laughing about?~
Now that peace is here I'm thinking
of the poor guys who got married TO
escape the draft,"-Judge,
Patience-Do you know anything
that will help me when singing?
Patrice-Sure! Put cotton in your
ears and then you can't hear yourself
sing.-Yonkers Statesman.
English Shark-If Ivanhoe costs so
cents at the bookstore how much In
Kenilworth? ... ,.,,s re. ~
English Prof-Great Scott What a
novel Observation-Disclosures =
so your wife has stopped sbothering
you for an automobile ?"
yes, 1 tfppedsoff seer she patroriz
es to warn her against ever riding in
one, Boston Transcript
Papa-Bobby, if you had little
more spunk you would stand better in
your class. Now do you know what
spunk is?" .sD
Bobby.-Yes. sir. It's the past par
ticiple of spank.-Chicag go News.
Mrs. Houlihan-Phwat a fool OF was
Oh niver saw yez till the day before
me unforchnit marriage.
Houlihan-Faith OF wish We harnt
seen me till the day after.-Kansas
| City Journal.
Miss Swift is learning to ride BIZ
cycle she tells me. .-.e b.
| But she rode one last year. Why
| does she have to learn again.
Another fellow is teaching her.
| Stray Stories,
| Daughter Willis-Mamma, I am
| taking oratory in school. a..
! Mamma Willis-That won't Dc you
| any good when yOlI'r married. Have
mt they got a course in back talk
| Life. ~-.rs.ys..,-sf-.
What makes you so sleepy around
IFS my sense of daEy, boss"
| 'Huh?" .s. ar1se.
Il lie awake too much at night
thinking about my wo,h Louisville
Courier Journal s.,o