The Washington herald., 1919-04-13

Wilson ard me was presidents OF COL
leges for years already"
And besides a college president
don't make such big money that
he could AFFORD TO sneeze at ms
share Of the gate receipts neither
Abe commented.
BE that Is IL may" Morris said
they probably figured that IL was
too late TO call the thing OF. but
their friends must have got them
together and talked Lodge over IN
10 behaving like a gentleman be-
cause he practically agreed 70 cy-
erything that Lowell said ana 80
&c speak threw the whole debate
right at the outset, which read
ing the reports in the newspapers
next morning, Abe. IL Is a wonder
TO me that the referee or the UNI
pire didn't stop IL before IL had
gone the first five minutes even "
Well IL people is foolish enough
to bet on such things. Mawruss
Abe commented, they deserve 10
lose. amt it,"
so the consequences e. that some
people is now saying that Senator
Lodge backed down because ha
didn't have a leg TO stand on" Nor
ris continued. while them pcopIe
which probably made a little easy
money on Lowell. is saying You.
/ backed down" and that Lowell is
a cracker jack. A number ono
srguer and won the argument on
I his merits. y'understsnd."
The whole thing should ought 10
be investigated by the Massschu-
Setts boxing commission in order
10 see that them kind OF Disgrace
full exhibitions shouldn't occur
again" Abe said. otherwise thus
here James Rutler, which is prCsi-
dent OF Columbia College. will nv
up an argument with another United
States Senator. and whoever is now
president Of Princeton College wit
arrange a frsmc-Up with q Eovcruor
OF a State or somebody. and the
first thing you know. Mawruss. cot
lege presidents will be getting such
a reputation as public speakers that
the next Republican national con-
vention will he again unloading a
college president ON Us as prosidcuE
OF the United Statos.
Say Morris protested II an col
lege presidents would make as good
a President as Mr. Wilson doUr. AHr.
I am content that We should have
such A president for President"
President Wilson done all right.
Mawruss." Abe declared. 'llC don.
a whole lot TO add 4 touch Of r"nu.
rlent TO what otherwise would or been
a very rough war, understand uE. .
he's cot the respect and acmlrH 'ruu
Of the whole world MswTUss. and D
Pin't going to say but neither h.T
would say however. Mawruss, for l...
next ten years OF 30 the Inl.1
States OF America ain't going iu u''
as quiet as a college exactly Nst ne
the presidents OF colleges will 'un-
tinue to deal with college professor
and college students which Cuulau {
talk back, MawTUss. but the uoAi
President Of the United States vii.
have an awful lot OF hack-talk from
a whole lot OF people about taxes.
business conditions. railroads and 30
forth. and instead OF coming night
back with a snappy remark originally
made by some big Roman philosoph'r
and letting It 20 at that, MaWruss. E7
would got 10 come right back with "a
plan devised ny some BIZ Pittsbur-h
business man and act on a.. too
There's something i'm what you
say. Abe" Morris admitted
so. therefore, II we've got 10 draw
a college pDesSent for President
Mawruss." Abe concluded. lets hoDD
he would be anyhow president OF a
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