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Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24

Don't buy Aspirin tablets in a pill
box. Insist on getting the Bayer pack
age with the safety ''Bayer Cross" on
both package and on tablets. No other
wayi
You must say 'Bayer." Never ask
for merely Aspirin tablets. The name
"Bayer" means you are getting the
genuine "Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin, y
proven safe by millions of people,
Beware of counterfeits! Only re
Gently a Brooklyn manufacturer was
sent to the penitentiary for flooding
the country with talcum powder tab
let's, which he claimed to be Aspirin.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24

Wearing gas masks, the workers dig
up old graves as matter Of duty.
And in great many instances they do
much more than their duty.
Consider, for instance, what was
done with cemetery of more than one
thousand bodies at Poisy on the
Aisne. Every army order had been
faithfully and carefully carried out.
The workers had made a thorough
search Of the surrounding country.
They had identified and buried the
thousand bodies. The graves were
marked off in regulation plots of POS,
with a cross over each. Gravel paths
were laid out through the cemetery,
according to regulations of the G. r. S.
Technically the Job was finished in
workmanlike style. But the soldiers
wanted to do something more. And
they did.
They searched through many piles Of
scrapped metals at a salvage dump
and collected iron rails. They begged
or borrowed cement, and then they
built a reinforced concrete wall around
the cemetery.
Then they made trip to a timber
patch nearby, found the tallest and
straightest tree, cut it down, stripped
it of branches, painted it white, and
planted it in the middle of the little
cemetery for flagpole. Flowers were
planted around the base of the pole.
And Old Glory was swung into the
breeze.
Bodies to Come Home.
1t was officially announced in the
midst of the war that "the final dispo-
sition Of bodies will be considered and
executed as an entire project at such
time, probably after the conclusion of
peace, as the vastness and difficulty Of
this almost inconceivable task may
make possible"
There was another announcement.
that return of bodies to the UDated
States viii be made in due time except
in cases where a specific request to
the contrary is made"
Excellent Capitalization OF this
graves registration work is a feature
II VI AhS ~ olSttAf -SAAA SliiCA6ul ulluB byS-
tenn, card index style. has been install
ed. Maps have been made showing the
location of each graveyard. These
records are being kept at Tours. They
give the location of a grave with ex-
actitude.
At Aisne Is located the largest Of
the American battlefield cemeteries
with more than LOO graves. The next
cemeteries, in order of size, are Nantil.
lois, Vaubecourt, Fismes, and Froidois
In the rear line areas the cemeteries
are located at Merignac, BON eaux
Lambezellec, Brest. Suresues, st. Ma
zaire, Isroudon, Beaume, Allery, Com
mercy, Contrexeville, BazciIles ant
lie Mans.
Headquarters of the graves regis
tration service at Tours is kept In
formed by wire of the progress Of tn,
work. AS fast as the bodies are NOV
ed the information is posted on til,
centralized records.
While the army waited to hear from
the war department and congress re
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24
CLOSING over the Facts.

"Pa, what is a euphemlsm"
'Tll have to explain that by giving
you an example, son."
eyes, pa"
'The dictionary says a euphemism
is "a figure Of speech by which word
or phrase more agreeable or less offen'
sive is substituted for one more ac'
curately expressive of what is meant
as in the case Of the society reporter
who states that widow who has been
married three or four times is led to
the altar by a wealthy old codger who
never had the slightest notion Of get
ting married until he faced the preach
er."-Birmingham Age-Herald.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24
POSSIBLY A REASON

lers happened in. and I judge they an
got drunk Ia a generI way. 'Tenny-
rate, after a spell the rest Of 'em
hoped onto Yawkey. or Snoddy. or
whoever he was. and pounded him
right sharply. end set him On d hot
stove and held him there till they had
branded him 70 suit EN-"
Great guns !" calculated q neighhor.
hat aid Trey % all that for2'
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24

from the time the American fighting
forces got into action. When Miller
Higgins managed the Cardinals he
said once that there were only two
men on his team he would not trade
and both were named Miller mean
ing himself and Dots Miller.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24
Dots Miller Arrives Home
From Army Duty in France
and Joins the Cardinals

After spending nearly year and
half with the marines in France, Dots
Miller one of the really capable ball
players of the major leagues, has ar
rived home. He attended a few BAN
Quets and then hiked for st. Louis
to join the Cardinals.
Miller was one of the first ball play,
ers to enlist and saw service almost
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24

"There is no bad weather." says
Rusl1In, "only different kinds OF good
weather-each good for the purpose
for which It was sent" The same Is
true Of all life's experiences. The
disappointment. the struggle, the sue
cess, the waiting, the hope and the
grief. each is good for the purpose
that brought it.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24
Greed That May Well Be
Applied in Life Each Day

To live content with small means:
To seek elegance rather than luxury
and refinement rather than fashion:
To be worthy, not respectable,
wealthy. not rich: To study hard, think
quietly. talk gently, act frankly. To
lister to stars and birds, to babes and
sages,swith open heart: To bear all
cheerfuly, do all bravely, await occa-
sions, hurry never; In a word, to let
the spiritual, unbidden and uncon-
scious, groNs up through the common.
This is to b = symphony.-WiIliam
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24

Il don't know presizely. being as
had horse swap on hand while the
aneedote was being d to me. But,
anyhow II was something about the
rest OF 'em not being able TO agree With
Mr.. Yawkey's Views on the league Of
nations
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24

why, Elsie. dear" soothed mother
'why 90 you cry about having little
brother christensen
Because lboo-hoo) he is such lit
tic thing to have a bottle Of milk
busted over his head"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24

There is nothing more idiotic than
the smile Of a pretty girl-when di-
rected toward some other fellow.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24

Authorities differ as to whether a
poker room should be classed as an
ante room or drawing room.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24

Tuition Will Be Free.
"She says she's going to give sing
Ing lessons" "She'd have to. No
body'd ever pay her for them"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24

He BY jove, Betty you look nice
enough to eat. she-Well, don't forget
this is Friday. Boston Transcript
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24

When man begins to discuss mat
rimony with q widow the result is
usually a tie.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1919-05-24
Our HeroicDead
Are Resting In
Peace TO-DAY In
Seven European
Countries
AlAE1eU1tY @a41sS m
6AkE4L< bl72O ~
BY LLOYD ALLEN.
Special staff Correspondent.

RIS.-America's dead-sev-
enty thousand in all-are
being well cared for here
in Europe by a section Of
the Annnricnn ovnnditinnn-.,,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-01-18

I that he had heretofore fully rcnIl
hcd the unprecedented scope Of tho
thNor about to bo collected to bring
IN the $4,000. 900 900 contemplated
By The trainers ~ the bin.
Total Internal Revenue collection,
IN 1917 for the entire country. re.
ported nt the rnd Of the fiscal year
Jun" 30. lplS. amounted TO $685..
10000 OF which &2.S3g.OS3. 900
came from Income aud excess profits
ana SS5b,Gl1.0U0 from u multitude
of miscellaneous sources.
undcr the terms of the Senate bill.
the married man or head OF family
has f2,000 exemption. a single
person has an exemption OF $1,000
only For each dcpcnden, child n
married man gets an exemption OF
5000
Tho normal tuS ig pur cent on
tie first $1,000 of income above ex.
"mrtinn For u married man with
no children, tn" rate Is therefore g
per cent on any amount In excess OF
1000 and not in cxccis of 5000.
II is IL per cent In excess OF 5000.
In the ease of single person
whose exemption is 81 900. the tax
on an income OF 81 900 would bn
500 pH against $40 under the law Of
tpiT, on nn income OF $4,000 he pays
fi2o ~ against $40 In 1917 and on
an income of ST. ZOO he pays s2iU ~
against $50 In 1917.
Income up to $4,000 ls exempt
from aurtlS On income In cxess OF
s. 200 and not in excess OF. 5000.
the rate lR | prr cent The rate then
advances per cent for each addition.
al. $4,000 up 10 100000 No that II
runs ? per cent from 5000 To S.
600. per cent from 5000 to SO.
600 and so on. Above 100000 the
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-01-18

advance arc Irregular but climb rn.
advances are Irregular but climb ra.
Tnbuln,ionH made today with net
Income Wnrdcll'H office showed that
person with u ne, Income OF 81
100000 VIII have TO give up a..
oSb,u@O to the, Government while u
taxpayer with net Income amounting
to SlOOO,OD0 viii be- called upon 10
rcllhquIHb S7O3.03O. The man with
nn income Of 100000 VIII be linble
to tax Of t323.030 net incomes OF
$500. 200 ana 100000 respcctlyely
VIII pny $i73.O3O and Sl01,O3O.
"PnrtncrshipR are not To be taxed "
Collector WRrdeli said, but indiVid.
unl partners pay tax on all partner
ship profits according TO their shares
M well M on incomes from other
sources.
"A new classification Ii made o.
Personal Service Corporations"
The stockholders OF such are taxed
on their diStributive shares OF the net
profits IN the same malncr rs part
ncrs are tnKed Severe penalties are
provided where stockholders permit
profits to accumulate beyond iegiti.
mate requirements instead OF being
divided
For the normal income tax on
corporations there Is proposed fiat
rate Of IL per cent on n net income
remaining after deductIng the war
excess profit tax to be computed on
business with an invested capital plus
n specific exemption allowed and tn.
rate was per cent. per cent or 6
per cent.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-01-18
SAGE TEA TURNS
GRAY HAIR DARK
IT'S GRaNDMOTHER'S RECIPE To-
BRING BACK COLOR AND LuS.
TIRE TO HAIR

That beautiful. even shade OF dark.
glossy hair can only be had by brew
ing MIXTURE OF Sage Tea and Sui
phur. Your hair is your charm. IL
makes or mars the face. When II
fades. turns gray or streaked. just an
application or two OF Sage and Sui
phur enhances its appearance a hua-
drcd fold
Don't bother to prepare the mix
iure, you can get this famous old
recipe improved by the addition OF
other Ingredients for so cents u large
bottle. all ready for use. II is called
WyetE's Sage and sulphur Compound.
This can always be depended upon to
bring back the natural color and lus-
TIE of your hair.
Everybody uses "Wyeth's'' Sage
and sulphur Compound now because
I, darkens so naturally and evenly
that nobody can tell II has been ap-
piled. You simply dampen sponge
or soft brush with Il and draw this
through the hair. taking one small
strand at time; by morning the gray
hair has disappeared, and after an
other application Il becomes boa IT,
fully dark and appears glossy and lus-
trOus.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-01-18
.B|GEFFORT MADE
To AID SOLDIERS

PORTLAND. Jan. 1S.-As chair-
man OF the United States Soldiers
and Sailors Enplacement Bureau fof
! Oregon. George l.. Baker. Mayor o!
Portland, cooperating with Alfred F.
Smith, Federal Director Gf the L S.
Employment Service. is making a
! heroic effort to ascertain conditions
relating to employment anl unsm-
pigment as existing in Oregon at
the present time, and prospects for
the next three months.
There are now. according To Ie-
ports gathered by the L. : Employ.
ment Service, about 5000 idle men
In the state. Thousands of soldiers
and sailors are being released from
Service daily, and 1t is ror the i'm
perative necessity OF absorbing these
men into the industrial life Of the
state that an active o2mpaigh Ecw n
full swing is being pushed most Wig
orously.
Every employer in Oregon has been
listed, and blank will be sent out
during the coming week asking for
information as to the nnmber of men
now employed. If the force can be
increased, wages paid, class os work
etc. The employer is ursed TO
promptly fill out the blank with the
required information and ',turn at
the earliest possible date 10 the CT
flee of the Federal Director of rhe
". S. Employment Service or tie
nearest Local Superintendent where
the information will be available
for immediate use in directiIg ap'
plicants for employment,
Counties wherein highway con-
struction or other public improve
ment Is contemplated or in progress
are requested to report also, giving
the number of men that can be used,
when work will begin. wages to be
paid and other information that may
be of value.
Quick action is the keynote. Let
everyone get busy who can, and start
something in the way of improve
ment that will give employment 10
one or more idle men.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-01-18
WHEN YOU WAKE
UP DRINK GLASS
OF HOT WATER
Wash the polsons and toxins from
system before putting more
food into stomach.
Says inslde-bathlng makes any.
one look and feel clean,
sweet and refreshed.

| WASH yourself ON the inside before
breakfast like you do on the outside
rhis' is vastly more important because
the skin pores do not absorb impuri'
ties nto the blood. causing illness
while the bowels pores do.
For every ounce OF food and drink
taken into the stomach. nearly an
ounce of waste material must be car.
ried out OF the body. II this waste ma
terial Is not eliminated day by day II
quickly feIments and generates pois'
ons. gases and toxins which are ab
sorbed or sucked into the blond stream
through the lymph ducts Which should
suck only nourishment to sustain the
body.
A splendid health measure Is to
drink, before breakfast each day. a
glass Of real hot water with a tea
spoonful OF limestone phosphate In II.
which Is a harmless way to wash these
poisons. gases and toxins from the
stomach. liver. kidneys and bowels
important to keep clean and pure on
thus cleansing, sweetening and fresh
cning the entire alimentary canal be-
fore putting more food into the stom.
ach.
A quarter pound Of limestone phos'
phate costs but very little at the drug
store. but is sufficient to make anyone
IN enthusiast on inside bathing. Men
wake up with duh. aching head or
have furred tongue. bad tasts. nasty
breath. sallow complexion; others who
have bilious attacks. acid stomach or
constipation are assured OF pronounced
Improvement In both health and ap
pearance shortly.-Adv,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-01-18
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE OF SALE UNDER CHAT
TEL MORTGAGE

Notice is hereby given that under
and by virtue of the terms of a ihattel
mortgage, made and executed by $. 7.
Short. mortgagor, to the First Ma
tional Bank of klamath Falls. Ore
gon, MORTGAGE, a sale will be had
and held of the following described
personal property, to-wit:
.Twenty-nine head of mares,
geldings and colts, and one stalI
lion.
Said sale to take place upon the 25th
day of January, A. d. 1919, at the
hour of 2 o'clock p. m, at the H. F.
Phillips ranch. about ten miles south
of Klamath Falls. Oregon. All sales
to be for cash in hand, and delivery
of property purchased to be made i'm
mediately after said sale.
First National Bank of Klamath
Falls, Oregon. Mortgage.
li-lot.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-01-18
LAKES
SHIPPING LOSSES
HUGE LAST YEAR

DETROIT. Mich. Jan. Ninety
taree deaths ana los 10 sh!ppiEp
Of from $G,000.001 10 $S,oDc 900 f.
the disaster toll of tie 1918 shipping
season on the Great Lakes. according :
to figures compiled Le.c. The Ioaa
of life was unusually heavy, due "a
the drowning OF ) mcr Of the t'0
French mine sweeper that disappear:
ed IN gale on Lake Superior. Nov
cmber "a Loss . shipping was the
lightest in many years.
Four vessels were sunk in COLL.
sions. five foundercd In storms. and
the Congdon, one of the largest 4 "
ships on the lakes. wen TO pieces
OI Canoe rocks, Tear Passage lsia d.
Lake Superior. with its cargo Of grain
involving loss OF 81 SOC, 900
The two French mine sweepsrs.
CerisolIes and Inscrman, cccan.
bound from Fort William. Ont, be-
came separated frcn their fleet ana
disappeared like shadow craft. vito
an estimated loss of s2.o00.OGo.
In 1918 three vessel were raised
including the whaleback. Henry Cort
sunk by the steame' Midv2lc in Lake
Erie In Decembn 1877.
War restrictions on such con'-
modities as coal. aud the transfer Of
large vessels to ocean service. made
traffic-lighter than during the previ-
Gus four years. Traffic thru The
Sault Ste Marie locks aggregated So
GS0,327 tons. the lightest in four
years. with "A combined registered
tonnage of 6l,l00,2i4. the lowest
since 1915. Total PASSAGES were 90
GlO, the lowest in four years.
Copper shipments were light in
1918, but iron ore shipments were
unusually heavy.
Marine men predict that a new
high tonnage record will be estab-
lished next season, starting with the
big grain movement down the lakes
in the spring. They declare that
greater quantity of grain is stored in
the holds of ships on the lakes this
winter than ever before in Great
| skies navigation history.
The fourth United States govern
ment lock at Sault Ste Marie, the
largest in the world, was practically
this season.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-01-18
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the County Court of the State of
Oregon. for Klamath County
In the Matter of the Estate of Albert
+. Elder. Deceased.
The undersigned having been ap-
pointed by the County Court of the
State of Oregon, for Klamath Coun-
ty. administrators of the estate of
Albert +. Elder, deceased. and hav-
ing qualified, notice is hereby given
to the creditors of, and all persons
having claims against said deceased.
to present them, verified as required
by law, within six months after the
first publication of this notice to said
Carl A. Plath and A. l.. Wishard, at
the office, in the Star Drug Store. on
Main street, klamath Falls. Oregon
A. L. WISHARD,
CARL A. PLATH,
Administrators of the estate of Albert
f. Elder, Deceased.
Dated January 3, 1919.
4-11-1S-25-1
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-01-18
NOSE CL0GGED FROM
A COLD OR CATARRH
Apply Cream in Nostrils To
Open Up Air Passages.

All, What relief! Your clogged nos
trils open right up, the air passages
of your head are clear and you can
breathe freely. No more hawking.
snuffling, mucous discharge, head
ache, dryness-no struggling for
breath at night, your cold or catarrh
is gone.
Don't stay stuffed up! Get a small
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm from you,
druggist now. Apply little of this
fragrant, antiseptic cream in your
nostrils, let it penetrate thru every
air passage of the head; soothe and
heal the swollen, inflamed mucous
membrane, giving you instant relief.
Ely's Cream Balm Is just what every
cold and catarrh sufferer has been
seeking. It's just splendid.---Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-01-18
WORSE THAN
DEADLY
POISON GAS

Kidney disease !, IN respector of per-
sons. Ii attacks Young and old alike
In most cases r'e victim is warned
of the approaching Ganger. Nature lights
back. Headache, digestion, insomnia.
lame back, Mmbaso, sciatica, rheuma-
tism, pain in the io!ns and lower 40.
domen, difficulty IN urinating, all are
indication of trouble brewing In your
kidneys.
When such symptoms appear you wiu
almost certainly lind quick relief ia
GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oh Capsules.
This famous old remedy has stood
the test for two hundred years IN help
ing mankind TO tight off disease.
II is imported direct from the home
laboratories in Holland, where u mas
helped 70 develop the Dutch into one
of the sturdiest and healthiest races ~
the world, and it may be had "
almost every drug store. Your money
promptly refunded if 1t does - 70.
iieye you. Be sure to get the gehuihe
COLD MEDAL Brand. ln seaied pas-'
yes, three sizes.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-01-18
HAD SUFFERED
FOR a YEARS
COULDN'T LIFT An ARM or LEG
FROM BED. TtNLir RESTORES
HEALTH.

II wish ! could have found Tan.
lac fourteen years ago" said William
u. Lawrence, who lives at AZ East
Both street, Tacoma, Wash, a few
days ago.
II have suffered all the pangs Of
infi1matoTy rheumatism just that
many yehrs." lie continued, and
many times ! have been in such pain
and misery | would almost wish
could die and end II all My whole
body was rnckcd with pain nearly all
the time, and | would get terribly
swollen all over. sometimes my feet
would swell 80 bad | couldn't get my
shoes on. The swelling and pain
would come so suddenly In my feet
at times that | would have TO cut the
stringe In my shoes 80 I could get
them off real quick. / was so bad of
at one time that | was flat on my
back for two or three months In n
stretch and couldn't raise an arm or
leg all during that time. and every
part OF my body Just ached whh pain
al the time went night after night
without a minutes sleep. !ns. I'D to
lie there and suffer.
II tried everything could get my
hands on. thinking I would get some
thing after while that would do me
some good. but nothing seemed 10
help me very much. | thought n
change might do me some good. so !
came to Tacoma n short time ago. and
people talking about the good Tan
lac had done them. and | thought |
would try II out myself Well sir, II
began to overcome my trouble right
away. | am practically free from those
terrible rheumatic pains now, and all
that swelling Is a thing of the past.
and in fact, all that fourteen years of
migery seems TO be over. | sleep like
u log andeam gaining both in weight
and strength every day. ! never
loose "A minute from my work now.
fell good all the time. 1t sure ia
great 10 be in such fine shape after
fourteen years OF agony. don't |
believe there is another medicine in !
the world equal to Tanlac.''
Tanlac is sold in Klamath Falls by |
the Star Drug Co.. and in Lorella by |
the James Mere. Co.---Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1919-01-18
BIC EATERS GET
KIDNEY TROUBLE
TAKE SALTS AT FIRST SIGN OF
BLADDER IRRITATION OR
BACKACHE

The American men and women
must guard constantly against Kid
ney trouble, because We eat too much
and our food is rich. Our blood is
filled with uric acid which the kid
neys strive TO filter out, they weaken
from overwork become sluggish; the
eliminative tissues clog and the re-
suit is kidney trouble, bladder weak
ness and general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like Jumps
of lead; your back hurts or the urine
Is cloudy, full of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
with sick headache or dizzy, nervous
spells, acid stomach, or you have
rheumatism when the weather is bad,
get from your pharmacist about four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table,
spoonful in glass of water before
breakfast for few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This
famous salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon juice. combined
with lithia, and has been used for
generations to flush and stimulate
clogged Kidneys. to neutralize the
acids In the urine so it no longer is
source OF irritation, thus ending
bladder disorders,
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure, makes a delightful efferyescent
lithia-water beverage, and belongs in
every home, because nobody can
make a mistake by having a good
kidney flushing any time.-Ady.