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New-York tribune., 1919-04-06
Keeping Up
the Good
Work
90 fool
Il don't know There's the

(<THERE is no fool like an old
90 fool
81 don't know There's the
young fool that marrics an
old fool. Houston Post. :
Where are you going, John?"
"To raise the wind"
What for?"
"To meet draft" Cleveland Plain.
Dealer
First Soldier Gin restaurant - How's
your egg, Bill?
Second Soidier-I'll match you to see who
goes back for the gas masks Jsrs.y
journal.
Mrs. Flatbush-What new step was that
you were trying last night?
Mr.. Flatbush - That's the goose stem.
Didn't you ever see it?
Mrs. Flatbush--I never saw a goose do IL
beforc.-Y onkers Statesman.
PA what is a Socialist"
"A Socialist, my boy, is man who thinks
he ought to have much as you have
But supposing he is earning more than
you are, dad ~
Then. my boy, he ceases to be a Social
ist. .'-Louisgxle Courier-Journal.
Officer-But surely you, .Allionssrs.
have little to complain aS071as
Munition Magnatc-Oh, I don't know.
The multi milionaires treat US like -
much dirt.-London Opinion.
People won't believe I'm genius s~-
cause | pay my bills"
Pass it off as the ccccntricity of genius,
Kansas City Journal.
My husband is so jcalous.o
How absurd,'
"Why, isn't yours"
"Of course not"
How humiliatng." New York Globe.
"Wots dis here cnnui, Bill?"
Its when a feller gets so lazy he reep.
dat loafins blamed hard work Boston
Transcript
Mrs. Crabshaw-W When | was i child mv
mother never caught me telling stories.
Wilie-How did you manage to do il
MAJ Life.
DO you favor league of nations,"
"les,' replied the baseball fan. "Rut
doubt whether ali the nations can get into
one league. There always has to be a few
minor leagues for the development of
talent. w Washington Star
A famous British admiral was comn,--
mented on his superb health 81 attribute
It,, he said, "to plenty of exercise a..
banquets- One-thrd of what VIC cat enabc.
us to live What becomes of the other
o-thlrds?' asked his friend jestingly. ooh,
that enables the doctor to live was the
prompt reply. -Reedy's Mirror
Mamma, have / any children ?" asked six
year-old Dorothy. "Of course not, d..s.
What do you mean?" We'll. the preac,as
spoke in church this morning about childreors
children, and wondered if had anv'
Dallas News
New-York tribune., 1919-04-06
Turning the
Tables on
Man

1%HE present is an age when
seems determined to stamp out
every vice of man-and conse-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
AMERICANS WIN AT
PERSHING STADIUM

PERSH1NG STADIUM. Paris, June
2c.-American soldiers made a clean
sweep in hand grenade throwing yes
terday in the first finals in the in
t.iallied CT ampions hirs. cred Tnon;p-
sor won first and Sa"i Thcnps scc-
oai and w. cavage CEird All :, neti-
can entries, Teschner Pat lock and
Hadock wor places In tic 2oa meter
"a fh trials Simrscu ami Kelly won
their heats in the 110 meter high
hurdles trials.
All three places In the jayelin throw
in the interallied championships were
won by Bronder, Liyersedge and But
Ter Americans
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
Trousers Held as Evidence
and E. E. CIeaver is Left
to DeplOre Day of III. c. L.

Elmer l.. CleaYer, manufacturer of
paint. is trying to get back a pair of
his pants from District Attorney Evans
at Portland. The lost trousers. ac-
cording to Cleaver are probably in the
district attorneys possession and, in
this day of f. c. L., he figures they
should he returned. His letter to the
Portland officer requesting tie return
Of his clothing said:
Il understand that All Fong, the
Chinaman, in whose case | was wit
ness. has pleaded guilty and mas been
sentenced" the letter rnaus. IF YOU
will remember You were holding "A
pair Of my pants as evidence. wish
that YOU would return them as soon
as possible, as | can make very good
use OF them during these hish-price
times"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
mrs. c. c. VAN ORSDAlL.
CONVENTION SPEAKER
Hundred Delegates Come
forNeighbors of Wood
craft Convention.

Mrs G. C.. Van Orsdall. formerly Of
Pondleton. grand guardian for the
Neighbors of Woodcraft. is the princi-
pal speaker at the two day convention
which begins in Pendleton today. "In-
surance Problems" and '"The Law. Our
Plan and Our Problems" are the sub
jects chosen by Mrs. Van orsdall.
About 100 delegates are In the city
from the Eastern Oregon district and
are being entertained with the mem
bers of the local chapter as hosts.
Following is today's program;
Call TO order at 1000 a. M, District
Guardian.
Seating District Officers. District
Captain and Team.
Seating Grand Officers. District Of
ficers and Team.
Flag Ceremony, District Officers and
Team,
Piano Solo. Thelma Crandall.
Address OF Welcome, Rev. Alfred
Lockwood.
Response. Mrs. C. C. van orsdall.
Grand Guardian.
Duet, Marie Fletcher and Mcrcl
Jack.
Appointments OF Committees on
Credentials.
Collection Of Credentials.
Soprano Solo. Mrs. Harry Gianeiii.
Noon adjournment
Report of CredentiaI Committee.
Appointment of committees.
Address, '.The law. Our Plan and
Our Problems'. Mrs c. c. Van Ors-
DAN. q. G.
Address. Growth. its necessity and
Its Relation to the District Circle
Funds" Bertha NJ. Leach. Grand Ban
ker.
Address. "Our new Departments,
Minnie Hincr. Grand Manager.
Evening Session, 7:30. everybody in
vited.
Vocal Solo. Mrs. Geo. Sutton.
Vocla Solo, Mrs. Thomas Robertson. |
Address. insurance Problem" Mrs.
c. c. Van Orsdall. Grand Guardian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
DOG SAVES BANK
FROM BEING ROBBED

ASHLAND. or. june ga little
terrier belonging to people In apart
ments over the Citizens bank of Ash,
land started barking furIously about
1880 last night He was hardly
quieted when the changing of the
banks electrical burglar alarm drew
"A large crowd.
Investigation brought to light an
open window at the rear and numerous
footprints and flngermarks. Appar-
emily an amateur cracksman had
sought to break into the bank vault,
but had escaped when he ran afoul
OF the electrical protective device.
The device was set to go off at 8
o'clock had the bank employees left
the door out OF adjustment, and tho
bank officials are positive that the
In stallation Of the alarm system two
weeks ago saved their vault.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
OVERSEAS ENLIsTMENTs STOP

WASHINGTON, June 26.-Tisc war
department today stopped further ac-
ccptancc of cnlistments for service i'm
France and Germany. Men so far ac-
cepted will he sent to "a overseas re-
placement depot from Camp Meade
and forwarded in detachments of a
thousands as rapidly as they arc inoc-
ulated, yacinatcd and given prclimi-
nary training.
forwarded in dctachmcntS of a thou
sand as rapidly as they are inoculatctl.
and given preliminary
treating.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
DEFER SEPARATE PEACE"

WASHINGTON. JUNO 25.-The sen.
ate foreign relations committee has
voted by IL to Ia defer action on the
Faii resolution for separate peace
between the United states and Ger,
many until the Germans have signed
the treaty. According TO Senators
lodge and HALL, IA majority OF the
comnGttcc favored the resolution but
regarded the present an inopp1Itunc
time To press il. While the commit
tee was reaching this conclusion Bo-
rah in brief hut fiery speech in the
senate declared the peace treaty a
guarantee of war and sharply
criticized the peace conference for iG-
norinS the claims of Ireland and ko-
rca.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27

james 5. Hogg, internaf revenue
agent. L. S. treasury department is
here for three weeks investigation of
income tax returns and has located
his office in room Isl. second floor
of the federal building
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
SAYS FIGHT DEsECRATEs DAY

WASHINGTON. June 27.-lesoIu-
tion urging the governor of Ohio 10
prevent the Willard Dempsey fight In
Toledo July 4. because II "dcsecraics
the Nations birthday was introduced
In the house by Representative Ram
dali. prohibitionist OF California The
fight would disboinor ti,e ssasao,n
throughout the world, says the rcsoiu-
ton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
H|NDENBURG QUITS AS
HUN COMMANDER

LONDON. June 26.--"Accordlng to
my agreement to retire to private life
after peace is gained. / hereby lay
down the chief command of the
German armies" Won Hindenburg de-
clared in "A letter to President Ebert.
according to a Copenhagen dispatch
day.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27

The cold pack method of cam
ming. the canning of green vcgeta-
hles and corn. the canning of meat
fish and poultry and the drying of
fruits and vegetables will be explained
saturday at p. m. in the library by
Miss Lorcne Parker, county demon
stration agent. Miss Parker will have
the necessary equipment to demon
strate to housewives the various meth
ods.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
VIII Visit Factories.

Mr.. and Mrs. j. f. Elkins, Mr.. and
Mrs. A. NJ. Ferguson and Mr.. and Mrs.
Dan Gilkey, left yesterday for motor
trip to Seattle Mr.. Elkins and Mr..
Ferguson, representing the oregon
Motor Garage, will go east from Seat
tie to visit automobile factories. while
Mrs. Elkins. Mrs. Ferguson and Mr
aud Mrs. Gilkey will remain for Wis
it there before returning to Pendle.
ter
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27

Howard Brundage. the 10 year old
son of Mr.. and Mrs. II. Brundage.
broke his arm in five places yester-
nay after fall which occurred on
Webb street. The boy tripped and
fell .and the accident was the result.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
Old Picture of PcndIcton shown.

The Pacific Power & Light co. is
displaying in its windows photo
graph or the city Of PendIcton as it
was IN 1882, just 81 years ago. The
picture was taken By Bowman and
SHOWS the few houses and buildings
then standing I'm this city.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
REBELS CONTROL HAMBURG

LONDON. June 26.-RcbcIs are i'm
complete control of Hamburg. Ber-
lin dispatch today reported. They are
said to have seized the town hall and
to be liberating prisoners. General
Won Lettow has been ordered 10 crush
the revolt by force.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
Return from Convention.

Miss Nellie Horton and daughter.
Miss Haroldine Horton. returned this
morning from Portland. where they
attended the state convention of the
Christian Endeavor society of the
Christian church.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
Former PcndIcton Man Here.

Bert knight. formerly of this city,
ia Pendeton visitor today. He is
row with the Kiddle Brothers Milling
Company of Island City. Mr.. Knight
is returning to Island City after a
visit IN Portland.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27

Wesley HasselL Pendleton boy who
has been in Bremerton as a member
Of the United States Navy, returned
yesterday. He has received an hon
orabIe discharge
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
NoIin People Are Welded.

Frank Leroy Hutchinson and Eta
HummeI, a young couple from No
lin, were married at O'Clock yester-
cay afternoon by Justice of the Peace
Joe II. Parkes. Mr. Hutchinson is a
farmer near NoIin
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27

PERSHING STADIUM, PARIS.
june 39.-C1arcncc Paddock. OF Pass,-
dcna, and Edward TC>chncr of Law
renee, Mass. won first and second
places i'm the hundred meter dash fl
mails. in the interallicd games this
afternoon. The time WAS ten and four
TifthS seconds, within fifth of Sec
ond of the world record made ny Lip
pincott. American. in the Olympic
games at stockholm. i'm 1912.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
G NEWS ORD.
.PlERgZlZET TglW


). >. Jones. special agent for the
Neighbors Of Woodcraft, is in Pendlc-
ton to attend the session of the lodge
here Friday and Saturday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
PATHE SHOW MANAGER
|LAUDS THE ROUNDUP
Office of Publicity Manager
Busy With Mailing of
New Post Cards.

That the fame of the Round-Up is
in no wise diminishing Is evidenced by
the following letter from Mr.. r. l.. Car
roll. manager of the Pathe Exchange
in Spokane:
MY dear Mr.. Marsh
This will answer yours of the 18th,
and ass'.re you that IL do not have
to be in New York at the time the
Round-U Up comes off | will be there.
However, IL / am unfortunate enough
to have to go back to the convention
the last week In August it will be i'm
possible for me to be in Pendleton for
the Roundup, and let me tell you that
/ think Pendleton is the biggest little
town In the United States, and when a
town the size OF Pendleton will put
on an exhibition the size of the Round
Up you are entitled to the support of
the entire west.
The writer has been in show bust
ness for twenty-five years, and never
in that experience have / seen a better
exhibition than what / witnessed in
Pendleton at the Roundup. / never
saw IA circus that was operated better
nor their acts worked faster or in bet
ter order than the Roundup at Pen
dleton was handled every time l wit
messed IL.
However, l assure you that If can
not be in your city to witness the
Roundup, Mrs. Carroll will represent
the Carroll, family. And let me tell
you at this time that If there is any
thing in any way can do, individually
or as the manager of this office, to
promote the welfare of the Pendleton
RoInd-Up, just shoot me a line and |
assure YOU / will cooperate with YOU
to the fullest extent
Thanking you for the trouble you
have gone to inviting me to the exhi- I
he the most successful Round Up Pen /,
dleton has ever pulled.
Very truly Yours.
PATHE EXCHANGE Inc.
T.. l.. CARROLL
Branch Manager |
The Round-Up post cards are now
ready for distribution and mailing.
These cards are exceptionally fine this \
year, and consist of folder which /
makes three post cards. A large force /
is now at work in the office of the
publicity manager. mailing these cards .
out TO the automobile owners of Ore
gon, Washington and Idaho. and from /
the responses being received. the I
crowd for 1919 will be the biggest in
the history Of the Round-Up. Anyone I
desiring the post cards 10 mail to 4
friends can receive them by calling at |
Room i'm the Judd Building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
Captain Harry Wells Not On Board

Captain Harry Wells. Yalla Walla
man who is a nephew of IT. b. Wells
of this city, was expected to arrive
with the 146th, but word from
the men on the train says that he is,
now at Fort Russell Wyoming. and
will receive his discharge there.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27

An order of default and judgment
In the sum of $3.50 was handed down
by Circuit Judge g. w. Phelps today
In the case of Addie Temple Slusher
vs. John Endicott
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27

When "a man tells you that further
argument is unnecessary II means that
he has reached the end of the string.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27
ENFORCE LAWS sEpARArErN

ENFORCE LAWS SEPARATELY
WASHINGTON. June 37.-Thc
house Judiciary committee has dccid-
ed To provide -cpcratc enforcement
acts for constitutional and wartime
prohibition. This action will result In
slightly modifying the drastic enforce
ment measures during the life OF the
wartime act.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27

:. For the day milady leaves the
shore or mountains for a day in
town. this lightweight cloth gown
is just the proper costume. It's
long simple lines of classic type
are developed in tan and white
9Isided tricolette. with a stunning
Greek key patterned upon skirt
end bodice in tan angora wool.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-06-27

He is head of the files and sta
tistics section of the enlisted per-
sonnel division of the bureau Of
navigation OF the navy DEPART
ment. In his records are the cards
Of all the men who have enlisted
in the navy aimee Jan.@a, 1885,
He's busy now with demobiliza-
zion problems.
The Winslow mail., 1919-07-25
Quiet Wedding.

Last Sunday evening at the
home of Miss Mary Brown, Miss
Nora Brewer was united in mar
riage to Harold E. Robinson, the
ceremony being performed by
H. S. Brewster. The bride and
groom were attended by Miss
Louise Chase and Mr.. Andrew
Simpson. Mr.. Robinson, who is
book-keeper for Babbitt Bros,
was not able to get his vacation
leave until Wednesday, so all
present at the ceremony were
sworn to secrecy, but before the
bridal couple got away on their
wedding trip the glad news be-
ngan to leak out. They will spend
a week or two at Lake Mary.
Until Tuesday morning Miss
Brewer retained her position as
stenographer in the Superintend-
ent's Office.
The Winslow mail., 1919-07-25
New Business Enterprise.

Winslow is soon to have anoth.
er department store, if the lu-
mors now floating materialize.
The matter of location is the
first question to be settled. The
moving spirit behind the new
enterprise is said to be Mr.. Thos.
Pollock of Flagstaff, and the peo-
pie of Winslow will be pleased to
have that gentleman financially
interested in the future growth
and development of the city.
A couple of months ago Mr.. Pol
lock purchased the wholesale
grocery business of Stetson- Bar
rett at Phoenix, which was his
initial introduction in the mer-
camille business. and the lure of
measuring eggs and weighing
calico has tempted him to get in
the retail game in Winslow.
The Winslow mail., 1919-07-25
American Legion.

The Frank Perkins Post of the
American Legion held a meeting
last Friday, July 18th, and ef-
fected a permanent organization
by the election of G. C. Bazell
for Commander; L. E. Fellers,
Vice Commander; A. S. Bray
man, Financial Officer; and Fred
Focht, Secretary.
Various committees were ap-
pointed. and extensive campaign
for membership was planned.
1t is hoped to enlist in the Legion
every man who was inducted in
to any branch of service during
the war.
Messrs. Bazell and Bennett.
delegates to the state meet at
Tucson, were present and made
reports to the post.
The Winslow mail., 1919-07-25
Closing Game Baseball.

The Winslow baseball team,
which has had a successful sea-
son in winning games will close
the season next Sunday. when
they play their postponed game
with Ashfork. The visitors, are
said to be a strong aggregation.
The game will be called at 2::30
p. M, and it is hoped the people
will turn out in strength to boost
for the local boys. The boys are
hoping the receipts from this
game will enable enable them to
pay all outstanding Indebtedness
incurred during the year, 50 buy
a ticket for the game whether
you go or not, which will be lend
ing financial support at least.
The Winslow mail., 1919-07-25
Mysterious Disappearance.

A Mexican, working with the
construction gang for the Santa
Fe, is mysteriously missing. He
was on the construction train
last Monday when the train was
coming into Winslow, but when
it stopped in town the man was
missing and no trace of him
has been found. Other Mexi-
cans on the train claim to have
seen the man fall or jump from
the train while crossing the Lit
tie Colorado bridge east of town,
but an examination of the bridge
by the officers discloses no blood
or other evidence of an accident
of that kind. The water was
high and running swift Monday.
and if the man fell through the
bridge his body has probably
been washed down the river sew
eral miles, and it is doubtful if it
is ever found. The searchis still
continuing.
The Winslow mail., 1919-07-25
Sentenced to Hang.

Simplicio Torez, the Mexican
outlaw, who shot and killed City
Marshal Melick of Williams the
latter part of May, was found
guilty of murder in the first de-
gree by a jury in the superior
court of Coconino county last
week. Judge Jones sentenced
him to be hanged August 22d,
in the state penitentiary at Flor
ence. An appeal has been taken
to the supreme court.
Geo. Kile, former ticket agent
in Winslow, who was convicted
of numbering D. B. Whitesides
at Toltec, N. M. was sentenced
last week in the district court at
Los Lunas, to be hanged Aug.
9th
The Winslow mail., 1919-07-25
Unveil Monument.

Winslow has only one soldier
boy buried here who lost his life
while in the service, Francis Her
ron, a brother of Mrs. John La
Zear. and a monument has just
been erected over his grave. Un-
der the direction of the Frank
Perkins Post, of the American
Legion, an unveiling ceremony
will be conducted Sunday, Aug.
Sd, at S p. m. G.. c. Bazell has
been selected as the chairman, to
have full charge of the exercises,
and to appoint his own commit
tees. The procession will form
on Second street, with the head
of the column resting on Kinsley
avenue, and all who have auto
mobiles are urged to come out
with their cars to carry the peo-
pie. The procession will be head
ed by the band and the soldiers
and sailors in uniform. At the
graves the exercises will consist
of music and an address by some
speaker not yet selected.
The Winslow mail., 1919-07-25
Special Officer Killed.

Mr.. J. A. Harris, until a few
weeks ago a Santa Fe special Off
Ger in Wlnslow, was murdered in
Calwa, Calf, about ten days ago,
and his body was found in a box
car the following morning. He
had been shot twice through the
head and once through the body.
1t is supposed he was killed by
tramps while in the discharge of
his duty as a special officer. No
arrests have as yet been made.
Wanted to buy, high grade pi-
ano. Must be in frst-class con-
dition. Inquire Carl Behn, Jr.
Winter coal is cheapest when
the sun shines hottest. We hand
lie the highest grade. City Fuel
& Transfer Co.
The Winslow mail., 1919-07-25
Bank Cashier Goes Wrong.

C. B. Cravens, who has been
manager of the Chloride branch
of the Arizona Central Bank of
Flagstaff, has faded out of sight,
and with him went some Liberty
Bonds and cash belonging to the
institution. 1t is not known how
much short he is in his accounts.
Cravens has lived in Mohave
county seven years, and prior to
entering the bank employ was
with the Arizona Stores Co.
The Winslow mail., 1919-07-25
Off to Tax Conference.

Sunday evening Supervisors
Creswell. Freeman and Flans-
gan, and County Assessor Fay
Gardner left Winslow for Grand
Canyon to attend the annual
state tax conference. Messrs.
Freeman and Flanagan were ac-
companied by their wives. who
will enjoy the scenery Of the
Canyon while their husbands at
tend the more strenuous duties
of business. The session will
last all week.
The Winslow mail., 1919-07-25
Methodist Church.

DR.. A. W. Atkinson, of Los
Angeles, Calf, superintendent
of the Methodist work IN Arizo-
ma, will be in Winslow next Sun
day and hold both a morning
and evening service, and will
conduct the closing conference
for the church year of the Local
organization.