South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-02-16
BY MONTAGUE GLASS.

asked he entered the morning after the
cessation OF hostlities the western front.
Tzurisi" Abe reply for least
a minute he continued rock and fro in his chair
and to make ncoherent noises through his nostrs
the person suffering either from toothache
or the recent cancellation OF large order.
serves you right" Morris II you you
shouldn't that Liberty Roast Wasserbauer's yes
terday II used TO give you the indigestion when II
known Koenigsburger Klops which it is like the
German empire calling itself the German republic
changing its name amt going to alter its poisonous dis
position none"
you? You this here feler Zero"
What Teller Zero?" Morris demanded.
Zero the emperor what fiddled when Rome
burning" Abe replied He's got nothing you. You
would f5ile If Rome. WATERFOWL and ogdensburg
burning"
I don't know what you are talking about at ALL"
Morris said. and besides the fellers Nero
That's what you say Abe commented, which you
also said that the operators only bluffng and that
considering that you this only yesterday Mawruss-
it's already wonderful how time flies"
Well" Morris said how could 1 figure that them
lunacs is going to pick ol the time wnen we've prac
ticaly for them and going to fire them
anyway call a strike u.s."
You should ought have figured that way Abe
declared Didn't the kaiser abdicate just before them
Germans ready TO kick him out?'
The king business amt the garment business, Nor
observed.
II know amt" Abe agreed. Kings has got their
worries but when it laying awake nights
trying TO figure whether them designers some
where's in France is going turn long full skirts
for md
1920 Mawruss yer the entire collection of kings
active retired, doesn't to take two grains of
trional between them
IF everybody worried like you do Abe" Morris
said. the government would issue sleeping
powder cards like sugar cards and limit the consump-
lion sleeping powders than pounds
OF sleeping powders per person per month in each
household"
We'll someone has got to do the worrying around
Mawruss" Abe said. which If IT rested with
understand. could make up a line of samples for
next that wouldn't like Paris designs
than Gen Pershing looks like his pictures in the maya
zines"
.
-ood competitors, account the way
thines going nowadays nobody is going to try TO
make trip Paris TO get fashion designs because
e figured crossing the buy model gowns
the fall and winter OF 1919192O. understand. be
the time that he applied for his and the
time the government issued 1t to him. understand II
would already be the spring and summer season OF
1924-1925. the best thing could do is to snoop
round among the trade and whatever we lind the ma
jority making next year. would make
the sly les also, and that's all there would be
we would do nothing of the kind" Abe declared.
i've been thinking this thing and come to the
conclusion that it's 70 you to over to Paris and
see what is going there"
II don't got go that Abe" Morris
said. Il read the papers the same like anybody
just long there is a chance that the
would start up and them hundred mile is
going resume operations, am content to get my
IDEAS OF Paris styles distance of three thousand
miles if never sold another garment as long as
live"
But when working yet it only went off
twenty minutes" Abe said.
II don't care only every fourth OF July"
Morris said because if there, 1t would be
lust my that the peace negotiations falls through
md the Germans invent gun leaving Frankfort every
hour on arriving Paris daily including
without leaving enough trace of me TO file
proof of death with. Am I right wrong"
All right" Abe said, II that's the feel
about IL. viii go to Paris
You will go to Paris?' Morris exclaimed.
.Surei" Abe declared The operators S strike
rotten and I'm sick and tired OF paying life
insurance premiums anyway Besides if Leon sammet
could get passport. why couldn't l."
You say that fakir is going to Paris to
Duy model gowns" Morris demanded.
Il him on the subway this morning and the
way he talked about how he his passport
would think that every time he was in washington
a line OF them masquerade costumes which sam
met Brothers makes if he didn't stop in and take
ANYHOW O lunch with the Wilson'S understand
the president raises the devil with Tumulty why didn't
he let him ammet I'm town"
Then settles IT," Nc declared, reaching for
his hat
Il going straight down 10 see Henry D. Feldman
tell that crook he should get for me passport"
Morris said
You wouldn't positively do nothins OF Abe
said Did you ever hear the like? Wants to 90 TO a
lawyer 10 get a passport, And idea"
Well who would ] go to then.--an osteaopath? o.
Leon Sammet told me all about it," Abe said You
70 down to a place Rector street where you sign
application, and
THAT'S just what thought Morris interrupted.
the least happens feilers which signs
plicatons lawyer. understand, is that six
months later a truckdriver arrives one morning and
where should the set Of Washington
Irving hundred and nfty-sx volumes the piano
with stool complete the may be So I
going 70 Feldman and II 1t costs me fifteen or
twenty dollars it's anyhow a satisfaction 10 know
that when do things with the advice OF smart
crooked lawyer nobody could put nothing over on you
outside OF your lawyer"
when Morris returned an hour later. however in
OF satisfaction. his bore
melancholy an expression that for few minutes Abe
afraid question him.
NutT ne said AZ last suppose YOU got turned down
for being overweight something"