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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25

The undersigned having sold his farm,
located in Jefferson county. Ohio. eleven
miles from Wheeling and two miles cast
uf Harrsvillc. on the Wheeling and
Cadiz pike. will, offer at public sale the
following personal property on
THURSDAY, MARCH 81, 1919,
! commencing AT 10 o'clock sharp: Twelve
head OF thoroughbred registered Her
ford cattle of Anxiety lineage: young
cows. all bred. due 10 calf before date
of sale: hcifcrs G TO Is months old:
. bull calves. ono 3 months old. one 6
months old; | herd bull. years old.
Two horses: 6 hogs: 133 head sheen: IS
head ewes. 3 and years old. bred 10
fine wool ram; II head ewes. 10 >
years old. bred To coarse wool ram: 81
head ewes and wcathcrs. mixed. TO 3
years old; II ycarlings rams. Farm
implements and machinery. Hay and
grain Many ether articles and implc-
nlrntS ton numerous 20 mention.
TERMS--!tll sums under $500 cash;
amounts Of $500 and over bankable note
bearing per cent will he accepted.
Free lunch will be served 1T noon.
Jesse L. SpRAGG.
COL q. @. AMOS,
Aurt irflrTr
Bidders from u distance will he met
at tho station. mr-"5-2I
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
M1s, Josephine Braudau.

Mrs Josephine Trandau died at tho
family home on 1sogSs RIM Saturday
evening at Sis o'clock following an
illness Of about five weeks. Death re-
suited from pneumonia and compiica-
tions. The dcceasnd was tho wife OF
C. G.. Brandau. and had boon resident
Of Wheeling and vicinity practically all
Of her life.
Mrs. Brandau was born in ,DenmaTk
May so. 1874, and came to this roun-
try with her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
peter Bonn, in 1881 Surviving ar" her
parents. who reside nj "Gn9 E"rf stree.
her husband and two sons. Walter ana
Louis Erandau. and 4 daughter. MISS
Irene. all at home; also hro'h
Henry Rrandau Of FoEEs l;!n. ana q
sister. Mrs. Anna Hughes Of f.dEw"od.
Funeral services will h" held Tues
day afternoon at 1:&0 o'clock from tn"
late home in BoECs Run. At : "''l"'N
services will be held in IN" 81. St.
phen's Reformed church. Roy. = H.
Matzke In charge. 1ntcrmcnt III Green
wood cemetery
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
To CELEBRATE
Anniversary
&. /. If BISHOP
n Il ~ FL \ l.
ritz 9hE1 Eb hFRF
r- - - q n kus
d. DONAHUE
- n HeH RI II IL.
,si-<t r. I'D ism NBbRt

Catholics nf tho diocese Of Wheeling
will celebrate tho tw"nty-fIfth annivCr-
Sary OF Rt. Rev. bishop pnnahuo's elera-
lion 10 the bishopriC which will take
place shortly after lent as tho exact
date falls on April Sth, during tho pen
ticniial season.
Til" celebration will h" Il tribute to
Bishop Dnnahu"'s very useful career as
head of tho Whccling diocese. his gen.
cr"sity. public spirit and patriotic
lahorS. and will conform with his char
;ct"r aud work.
Bishop nonahur was born in England
III 1851. and graduated from the Uni
vrrSiiy oc London AND Columbia Uni
vcrSity 1T Washington after coming
This country in 1879. lie settled in
Washington and practiccd law until
1852 and after that praCticed canon law
and studied FOR priesthood and was. or
uain"d in 1855. liz became cha nC"llor
OF tn" archdiur"sH uf Baltimore in 1890
whcih h. held until 1921. when h" was
made" record of tho Baltimore cathedral
until called To Wheeling IN 1924. 10 be-
come pishnr Of tho diocese.
Sine" his residence in this city bishop
ponahu" has been on" of tho foremost
/ u all public matters and III" diocese
! has improved matcrially under his stew
ar,l&hip. He has been IN cncrgo;i il
worker il AL patriotic. movements and
CAV" his h"sl efforts 10 AL Liberty
! Lean drives.
I tn" FIRST practical work in Tho cole
hr1;i"u t"ni p'ac" lust nishi a: the Car
roll club rooms in which tho executive
committee" met 10 formulate prclimi-
nary plans. The rXrCUtiVr commit II re
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
SIDE TALKS
BY RUTH CAMERON
rvrpyBoDY,s BUSY.

We were speaking Of a certain woman
who lives the year round in boarding
houses. and who has no work OF any
sort and no family or other Responsible
tiles.
How heavy time must hang on her
hands" said one OF the speakers, busy
mother of three small children.
Another member of the group VINO
once lived at the same boarding mouse
as the subject Of our discussion. laugh
cd. MY dear" she said, she wouldn
thank YOU for that. She thinks she mas
heaps 10 do. Two or three times have
asked her to 20 10 walk. and she mas
said that she couldn't possibly go that
morning because she had so much 10
do. And often I've heard her come
down to dinner saying that She was
tired out. she had been so busy all the
afternoon"
BUSY at what"
Other wonen's Odd Jobs Are Her
Whole Occupation.
"Oh. | don't know. writing a tcw Ict-
itcrs, watering her plants. ironing our
some handkcrchiefs. sowing in a fresh
collar-I suppose. The sort OF thlnEs
do after ms family mas gone 10 bed.
What on Garth would she do If she
had nv family TO look after" demand
ed the mother Of three. IF she calls
ius, looking after herself being busy
what would she do if she had 10 look
after four people besides herself, ana
Two OF them small children:
II guess she'd give ii up ! vo!uh-
icercd.
SHE'D Find a way"
And then iii" lady who always Knows
somehow. spoke up. No. she "ouIan l.
one Il find Il way In do II II she hao IT,
It's moi What we can that W" DO ou'
what We have /" whether it's Il lot or =!
little. And most OF US lhInk IL ) io''
,i,xlI ion
How seldom you find anyone who Will
admit he. or sh" IS not busy. HoIh'he
makes people maIdcr. than to suggest
.. that they have an Easy time.
Last winter meta Wcman who had
given IN her personal maid as Il war
economy. Sh" lives in an apartment
hotel and has absolutely n" cares HN-
rrpr To look after tic comfort OF her
/ huSh and m extremely busy man. ~
she thought that parting with her MAID
, made iifr very strenuous Tor her. You
know" she said. II have To wait on
Henry 10y inches when he goes III the
morning--scc that his cuff links and
his studs are in place and his clean un-
dcrwrar is nul and all that sort or
thing. I'm cam2lctrly ilrcd out by the
| time he gets 90
How Long Would it Take Her7
As listened tu her thought OF
some of the women know. who hay"
several sinai chhQltll anu p'' hN,P' " Nv
do all The hnuscw0rk, take all the care
Of the children. and very likely make
their clothes. md | wondered. supp"S-
! ing fate should suddenly switch them
about. what wnuld happen. Not IN inc
case tho womHn who bcwailrd the loss
OF her personal maid. ! have already
In old YOU what would happen There" MY
! wonder was all for III" other woman.
| How long would il take her 10 com" Ia
think herself Il very busy woman in her
new position"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25

BOYS WILL BE
HOME THIS EVE
WILL LEAVE CAMP SOME TIME to
DAY AND GET HOME THIS EVE
MING OR ToMoERow.
Relatives Are Anxious But Are Unable
To Get Exact Time Of Train
Arrival.

Wheeling and Ohio county boys. mem
bcrs Of the Sixty-fourth |. S. Coast Ar
tillcry. who have been stationed at
Camp Eustin. Virginia. will depart from
that camp some tim" today ana Will
reach Wheeling either tonight or t"nior-
row morning.
The first train in from the east ar
rivcs at 1u:&n a. m. over the baltimore
K Ohio railroad from Pittsburgh. The
other two trains come via Grafton and
Fair1nonl and arrive in tn" city At l:2u
D. m. and $50 p. NJ. respectively.
The relatives OF tn" lads received
word yesterday that they were coming
homo today nr tomorrow and they arc
all anxious. hut they will not know just
what hour they ar" coming until they
arrive. They landed at Newport News.
Virginia. just four weeks ago today.
sailing from Bresr. France, about six
weeks ago
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
! W RaE EVERYTHING s sed

WE HAVE 100 single white enamel
beds, springs and mattresses. complete.
at $3.50 each: 35 oak wash stands. IN
good condition. at $500 each.
ONE large gag restaurant range.
ONE moving picture machine Mt s65.
ONE physlcIan's operating table. In
good condition.
100 opera chairs. $500 each.
ONE lot OF crooks at sc.
ONE, Angle Ollie scale. $40.
100 revolving stools, SO per dozen.
ALSO n large line OF new and second
hand tools and machinery and automo-
bile supplies.
SEE our assortment Of gas and coal
stoves.
TOOL STORE.
1851 AND 1888 MARKET sTnEET.
Telephone 3ol3J.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
MrH Ophelia Rodgers.

Mrs. Ophclia Rodgers passed away at
her late residence. zoo North Front
street, Monday afternoon at 2:l0. Sh"
was the aged widow of the late Major
]. V. L. Endgers. and was horn in jack
son. OhSoe-in 1895. being in her Sftl
year of age.
Mrs. Rodgers was an invalid for the
past thirty years, and while called upon
to bear sorrows and troubles such as
are ivcn 10 few. she was an example
Of beautiful. accomplishing ChrlStlHh
manhood The funeral arrangements
are incomplete. She is survived by an
aged brother in Columbus. Ohio.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
McAdarns Funeral Today.

Funeral services for George VIC
Adams. who died Sunday morning III
the family residence nj - Tw"niE-
fourth street. will be held this after
noon at 2 o'clock at the McHd"l chapel.
Intermen, will be made III Gr""nw""d
cemetery.
Mr. McAdains was in his seventy
fourth year. and had h""r ~ for same
time He had bean lifelong '"Sln'h'
of tho city. tic never married. ana :
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25

Monday afternoon at 2 o'clock from
the family home 1T Coates Station took
place the funeral Of Miss Clara Il.
Coates. daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Coates. who died Saturday nj tho Ohio
Valley General hospital. Rev. W. II.
Fields. pastor Of the First Christian
church. ufriciated.
Miss Coates was In the thirty-siSth
year Of her age, and made her home
with her sister. Mrs. Albert Griffith.
at %0a South York street. She was an
active member Of the First Christian
church. Surviving. besides her pa
rents, arc four sisters and two brothers.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
SKELETON A. E.
TO MEET FULTON

The size. science and speed Of the
Skeleton Athletic basketball team will
again b" matched against the fast Full
ton Independent team tonight in the
gymnasium Of the Fulton school. in the
second game Of :, series Of thTcr which
is being played between these rival ag-
eregttiunS. The Skeletons have won one
game and are confidently expecting TO
make the game tonight tho last. \
strenuous training Of both teams has
been going on since tho last contest
and tonight will 20 far 10 show which
is the best five Of the Two.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
Whalen Funeral,

Short funeral services for Miss Mar
garct Whalcn. who died Friday at the
North Wh"clinC hospital. were held at
the residence OF Mrs. Michael Whalcn
at - Twcnty-fourth street at $3.50
o'clock yesterday morning. followed by
requiem nigh mass n ST. Joseph's
cathedral III o'clock Intermcnt was
made IN Mt. Calvary cemetery.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
Ludwig Funeral Today.

The funeral Of Robert Edward Lud-
wig. infant son Of Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
ward Ludwig. who died last Saturday
afternoon. will take place at 80
o'clock this afternoon from the family
home at So Twrnty-ninth street.
Friends of the family arc invited to al
tend. 1ntermcnt will be made in Mt.
Zion cemetery.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
BRAIN TESTS:
BY SAM LLOYD.

Minutes Ia Answer This

)
No. 20.
Find tho nam" Of river cnnccaIru III
each of the following sentences:
We seriously meant To go.
a rebel belonging ID III" t"nth was
shot.
When with a mnSm"rzcr shut your
eyes.
She began gcsticulating and Lett.
ANSWER TO M. 60.
From the point A At tn" bottom r'Hh'-
hand corner Of The design II Will DC
found that passage is made 10 IN"
other side that required cutting only l.
| of the wires.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
WANTED-Salesmen

WANTED-An experienced piano sales
man who can take charge or our out
side sales and help train and work
other men, a good opportunity for the
right man. State age. experience; and
full particulars in first letter. The
Wainwright Music Co.. Marietta. Ohio.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
FOR SALE

FOE sALE-Finc young horse; sound.
reliable. black. weighs 1900 pounds =
write BOX So, Wheeling, w. Va, f. F; ,
D. mr-25-i !,
cars. all makes Just overhaulcd, 4
from $50 up. Open evenings, easy pay ,
mcnts. Wheeling Cycle Co., 1910 Mar
ket ST. mr=-i-1'no =,
ZOE SALE-TRUCE BODY;
WILL PIT A P0RD Oh
OTHER SMALL CAR. sBA
IT AT MORGAN CABBAGE
WORKS. f-27-20t' .
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
"Y" JUNIORS CHALLENGE

Tho "Y'' NidSnts Junior basketball
team dispute the claim Of III" ~ In
,lcpendcrtS and ChallcnE" them TO
gam" To br played any time. place ana
any referee.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25

The greater the necessity for saving.
the greater your opportunity TO use
The Inteuigcncer Want AIS
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25

TIL. greater thu nrr"SESItr for saving.
the greater your opportunity 10 use
The lntclligcncer Want hds-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
FOR RENT

POE RHHT-Niccly furnished rooms.
modern conveniences. in business cen:
ter Of city. Inquire End floor 1ntelligen- :
Ger Bldg. ja-l3:tf :,
FOE RENT-One large light front room"
End floor, Market street, steam heat
suitable for one or two gentlemen. Will
rent furnished or unfurnishcd. Inquire
End floor Intelligencer Bldg. 'ja-l3-tf
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
LATEST MAGAZINES
Weekly and Daily Papers.

Weekly and Daily Papers.
Cloth and paper bound books. Bibles,
Testaments, blank books, stationery.
All subscriptions filled at publishers
prices. Delivered to your address.
@. N. QUIMBY
Eleventh 8t.-NGx. Xo1s Rouse.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
HENRY W, 9CHREBE AWAY
FOLLOWING ILLNESS Of FEW DAYS
Coates QhaeduieS,

survived by a sister, Mrs. Sarah kirk
and 4 brother.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
MISCELLANEOUS

wAETED-Oil and gas leases either in
Ohio or West Virginia. Also will buy.
old wells of production. Box 377:Wheel-'
ing. W. Va mr-ls-zoc :.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
Linsly Seconds Defeat
Cathedral Midgets

The Iiu'lV .srrnud team mri the Ca
ilr,ii,,I Iii Midr,i" last night on tho
Cathedral Nrm"r% flour ard took the
A1irIrctH over in u good clean game 10
h" iuli,' II -
Il II =. Ni,,.,I, IIuslv md Team,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25

: 'NNI'El II Ut IlIlN" I'"TT TIT !'VT "Tl'SUH'
GraiE for Wolf: Lewis for Stein.
Firld Gnal%--St"iE. =: Thompson. }:
jr"rcrran |: AlcEicklcs. =: Palmer. s;
i;rrrrhrSrn. /: Ennr. =.
F'ruls-Stcin. in II: Thompson. . in
5; McNicklcs, . in .; Palmer, 3 in 3.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
Pr BLIC S A L E

nr-25-ap-1
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-03-25
WANTED-Male

wAETED-Three linotype. opera
tors. Must be strictly sober or
don't apply. Apply Foreman INTEL
ugeucer composing room. mr-5-tf
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-12-12
VETERANS DELIGHT
IN GINGERBREAD
Mrs. M. A. Wilson, Evening Pub
lie Ledger Food Expert, Sur
/, prises Soldiers at Bazaar
EGGLESS RECIPES ARE USED

"Gee Some gingerbread. That
the kind mother used to make"
Soldier boys in uniform munched the
pungent gingerbread that was made by
Mrs. Mary A. Wilson, food expert for
the EVENING PUBLIC LEDGER, at the
109th Infantry bazaar in the First
Regiment Armory last night and de-
cided IL was "some gingerbread The
supply that was made for demonstration
!. purposes only was exhausted in less
time than it takes to tell it, and the
boys clamored for more.
In her talk on economical recipes and
Che elimination of waste in cooking Mrs.
Wilson startled the housewives by tell
sng them that il it were not for the
foreigners who use the cheaper cuts of
meat steaks would cost from $3.50 to
50 pound
1.-THE young housewife of today never
thinks of buying a piece of neck or
shin, or any other cheaper cuts Of meat
unless they are dressed up by the butcher
and called by a fancy name, and then
4 she pays the butcher for his trouble
"Only 26 per cent of the carcass is
bought by the average American house
wife. the other "a per cent is virtually
unknown in the American home" said
Mrs. wilson. II It were not Tor the
foreigner who buys the forequarter of
b the meat. the price of steaks would be
from $3.50 to So a pound"
Mrs. Wilson urged the housewives to
return to the habits Of their mothers,
spend more time in the home and econ
ornize on the use of expensive food.
She recommended that home baking be
adapted to the present conditions, that
eggless recipes be used and sirup sub
stituted for sugar until the present sugar
shortage is passed.
In her demonstrations Mrs. Wilson is
using the cggless, sugarless recipes
which she recommends.
Milk Biscuits
Three caps -four,
One teaspoon salt,
~ Three tablespoons baking potcder.
Mix with three tablespoons shorten
ing and dough up with one cup milk.
The quantity will make thirty six small
biscuits.
(Use level measurements only.
II Gingerbread
One and one-haf cups moldsscs,
One half cup shortening,
One cup tcdter,
One teaspoon cinnamon,
One teaspoon ginger,
One-hdt teaspoon dlspice,
Four cups -four,
Three tablespoons baking popder.
Beat and pour into we'll creased aud
Toured pan and bake for forty Ave
minutes in slow oven.
(Use level measurements only.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-12-12
SEES 16-FOOT SNAKE
Stranger Dashes MadIy From Stable.
Search Quickly Reveals "Reptlle"

A Help IOllCe
What's broken loose here ~
/ There's O snake in there sixteen feet
! long and as thick as telegraph pole, +"
shouted much excited man as he
dashed from the Carberry Livery Sta
Ybles, Thirtieth street and Columbia ave
nue..
The stable hands were startled Sight
OF pink, green and other hued snakes
before the days of prohibition was not
uncommon. but lately there has been
none about. So they began search.
Armed with pitchforks, clubs and other
weapons, and augmented by dozen
armed policemen called from the For
( tioth district police station, they began
the search. 1t ended as abruptly as il
started. They found the snake just
: where the stranger said he saw it, but
1t consisted only of great, big, brown
whisky bottle. 1t was empty.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-12-12
Fire In Social Club Rooms

lighted cigarette butt among left
over Halloween decorations, dried leaves
and bunting, is said to have caused a
slight fire early today which ruined the
furniture in. the S. and F. Social Club
rooms, second story rear of 926 North
Forty first street. The fire was speed
lily extinguished.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-12-12

EVENT possible FRANK SEDERS
peemnnce of "SA FABRCS we have concentrated on SALS
ando
And these remarkable VALUES SALT s.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-12-12
"Salfs" Peco
Silk Plush

IS distinguished bU
this idbel-lOOk for IL
in the Coat.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-12-12

ENTIRE floor devoted exclusively these fashioned the WORLD
SALTS" SILK PLUSHES AND FUR FABRICS. An
remarkable VALUES only
Fabric
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-12-12
"Salt's" Esqui-
mette Plush
"Sah's" Behring
Seal Plush

is distinguished by
this idbeL-lOok for u
IN the Coat.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-04-20

have said il for all IL would go
down with me. Mawruss, because
We all know how kings SOW their
rolled oats. Mawruss. and any king
which wouldn't associate with any
other king on the grounds of rum
ming around the streets all hours of
the night or gambling, understand.
if that amt a case OF a pot calling
a kettle. I don't know what Is"
And 1 suppose he topped of them
lies by getting religious, amt it?"
Morris remarked.
Naturally" Abe said "And in
particular he got very sore at the
Free Masons on account Of them
being atheists"
That's the first time I hear that
about the Free Masons." Morris OBJ
served. Il think myself that he is
getting them mixed up with the
Elks."
The Elks amt atheists" Abe
said.
Il know they amt. but at the
same time they amt religious
fanatics exactly" Morris said.
which TO a particular Teller like
the kaiser would be quite enough
Abe"
Also, Mawruss," Abe went on.
he claims that the Free MasOns is
all BOlshevists, and in fact from the
way he carried or about the Free
Masons, you would think he was
crazy on the subject"
Maybe they once turned him
down or something, Morris COM
mented, which when I was Treas
urer of Friendship Lodge 129 l. O.
NJ. A. before we quit giving sick
benefits. Abe, we turned down fell
Ter by the same Turkeltaub on &C
count of varicose veins and the way
he went around calling us all kinds
of highwaymen you would't believe
at ALL"
But the newspaper Teller that in
terviewed him says that The kaiser
seems to be in preety good heauth
Mawruss," Abe declared.
That don't make him a good
risk, neither" Morris retorted. al
suppose the interviewer didn't say
how his appetite was"
What's his appetite got to do
with it," Abe asked.
| Because in speaking OF murder
ers just before they go to the chair,
Abe" Morris concluded. the news
papers always say: The condemned
map ate hearty"
Copyright 1919.
In Norway a bread is made large
| ~ nf fish
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-04-20

Il bet YER" Morris said fervent-
Iy. "and while this here Peace Con-
ference is killing a whole lot of time
celebrating how TO make this the
last war, understand. they will
wake up some fine morning TO find
out that they have really made il
the last war but one. Furthermore,
Abe, this next-to- the-last war
wouldn't be a marker TO the war we
are going 10 have IL collecting in
IDENTITIES from Bolsheviki, because
when it comes 70 atrocities. Abe, a
Bolshevik government could make
the old German government look
like the Society for the Prevention
of Cruelty to Children, y'under-
stand"
Might the Peace Conference
would hurry up maybe" Abe sug-
gested.
They've got to hurry up if they
don't want to be shifted from a
Peace Conference to a Council of
War" Morris said Look what has
already happened i'm Hungary"
And yet, Mawruss. you would
think that with a nation like tbe
Hungarians which is used TO eat
ing in Hungarian restaurants,
understand. little thing like
starvation wouldn't worry them at
ALL" Abe said, $50 therefore l
couldn't understand why the Hun
garians should have gone Bolshevik
from want Of food, as the papers
says they did"
My paper uidn't say it," Morris
commented. and If it did 1 wouldn't
believe it anyway, because the most
YOU could claim for Bolshevism as
"a cure for starvation is that il keeps
the patient so busy worrying about
his other troubles that he fOrgets
how hungry he is. furthermore, Abe,
the way it looks 10 me this here
Bolshevik revolution i'm Hungary
ain't even what the Poor Food Law
would call a Bolshevik Type revo-
luton, because il is my idea that
Lenine and Trotsky could read the
papers the same like anybody else.
So therefore when they seen it that
all the American newspaper CORE
spondents was sending out word
that the Peace Conference should
ought to hurry up it's work because
Of the spread of BOlshevism,