The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1919-10-09
ON THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS
n. S. A. Interviews Tepekans on
Vital Questions of the Day.

Dear AJC-
You know Art, this is the second day
of my still hunt for information and a
thoro explanation of the League of Ma
tons. I tackled quite a few and this is
the answers to my questions.
s. E. Cobb-The egg was nailed at the
bank as he was heFding a bunch of sweet
iron men into the vault, and he said,
without assumption of superiority OF
asiuinity in contumaeeous deliberations of
egregious conglomerations of widely
varying elassifications of decaying intel
lectualism, 1 would respectfully asseverate
that the paramount imbecility OF trrestsh-
BILE contagiousness has fallen in parallel
position. Furthermore, and on the other
hand, such inneeuous desuetude of i'm
movability must inevitably imply recalci-
trancy Of ephemeral transitions peremptor-
lily end everything"
Well after the doctor had revived me I
translated it as thus
without Cabling through my bonnet,
in dealing with these eggs, I've got a
if they stick to the needle. They are all
lame Drained and half of them wouldn't
give a clam a gargle If they. owned the
Pacific ocean. Let the world take its
Tink venIe was the next approached
shd EsgFsd 1 THddv this MS: hn the
do with the BVD's, I'm thru. And being
to proceed status quo. sine die proceedings
should be promulgated, and when the eoun;
raise another, for points in a legal racquet
mean fees and, of course, lawyer hates
vited to confer with the legal minds, but I
have figured out Approximately how much
my fee would be II I should be called"
George Stansfield was the next APP
preached. He .dTuggingly replied: HE
was a year old the thirteenth. born the
day the Mexieans took Peruna; He has
eight teeth and they named him Clar-
ence. But call him Laughing Water for
obvious reasons. Oh, yes, the carbolic acid
is still on speaking terms with the oys-
Majestic Garden"
A telephone girl at the Bell was asked
| if she thought WoOdie had a chance to
put it over, and she said, Boy, run along
and sell your papers, my Royles Royce is
| tied up with two shoes blown off and
my Jap butler left me this morning be-
| cause the buffers union have struck. I'm
heart broken. My maid has to cook my
! a picket and she said she had to keep him
well nourished with hot meat and couldn' I
waste time cooking for me. Well boy, l
| had to run my own milk bath this morn
! ing. This whole affair has greatly af-
fected my daily routine. Now please run
along because 1 have to consult my at
on the Thousand Islands. 1 give you in
! formation, maybe she can tell you. The
lines busy. And the phone has been dis
Bob Mack cleaned majesticly. which IS
not a novelty for Bob, But it's grand to
the apex Of Bobs caeer to O get the best
of life. So rubbing the crystal of his
Son oqas TIM 81 eydnfythryet 4536666qvxb,
gdte and Furthermore !. ;-9sT654S2" SIS, an(
IL l do say it myself ':&GHFDVFXvfl
Sc and beyond that tell them that ono
bzwertyuiop; lkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, lp- 9S76654:
and besides you can quote me as saying
asasasasasasas asasasasa sasas wewewewew
wewewewewe ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS myn'
hit myneht mynehty but dent forget t.
tell them that we have a good show at thu
novelty"
And so after got a couple of aspirin
tablets and shot of coke 1 was able t.
get myself. back to the office. Art, yol
Know that this whole thing is getting bi
clearer to me. I'll soon be able to tel
what 1t is all about. Tomorrow 1 will
interview some more and see If ] can ge
few more points Strengthened out. lie
me hear from you some time and be sur,
and fry the fish in bacon grease / CUES.
that will be about ALL N s. A