El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-08-16

6EE Where the king OF England
TO show his appreciation OF whz
we done It during the war. Mawruss
Is going to send his eldest son. thi
king OF England, IT.. or whatever hi
name Is. to visit US" Abe Potash sal,
TO his partner. Norris Perlmutter.
''Yes2" Morris replied well, VIII!
don't the king, ST., come himself?'
You must think that kings has go
nothing better to do with their tim,
than fool It away on ocean steamers
Mawruss," Abe said. "a king OF Eng.
land is a very busy man. Mawruss
which I bet yer that right now he Is
dated up as far ahead as Purim, 1921
laying corner stones, opening exhibit
tions, making the speech Of the az
ternoon or the evening as the case
may be at assorted luncheons, teas
and dinners, trying on uniforms, sign
ing. warrants at a fee Of two guineas
and stLpence, not including three
cents war tax, for the appointment OF
tea, coffee or cocoa manufacturers as
purveyors OF tea, coffee or cocoa 70
the royal household. understand and
doing all the other things which a
king does in England and a promi-
nent Elk does IN America"
Just Like EdseII Ford.
OF England, IT., must OF done lot
Of hard work during the war which
makes the king, ST.. think that Il is
time the boy had a vacation"
@OHer!7 Abe said $50 far na
can make out. the young teller
made n couple Of tourists tours
of the battIefIelds, HInWruas. and
maybe helped out once or twice
with the corner stone laying, but
atherTise for nI1 the actual
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the king Of EnEIand's son during
the war, he might just 30 well
have been Mr.. FOrd'a SON.
Wen. kings, r., or ST, amt sup
posed 10 fight. Abe" Marris. said
The most their countries expects Of
them is that they should share the
privations OF their subjects by reduc-
ing the cost OF running their homes
till they are living as economically
during the war times as q Texas oil
millionaire does during peace times.
f'Thcre was days together
there in the terrible winter OF
1916-1017-When the only dishes
which appeared on the tables of
European kings, outside OF green
turtle soup and roast Pheasant,
was dollhouse asparagus and
fresh strawberry ice cream Abe.
The sufferinEH OF kings. jr. and
Er-, during the war ain't hnlf been
told in the newsPaperE, Abe.7
>
IS very popular in England at that.
Nawruss." Abe said. which every
week the Illustrated papers prints pic
ture after picture Of both OF them
kings looking every inch kings. OF
anyhow openers or better. v'under-
stand. and IN fact AIawruss, the Eng
ish reading public never seems TO
get tired Of seeing pictures Of
building operations, Just so long as
there IS one OF them kings in II lay
So . - - -a- -
first sod OF the excavation"
Where Dig Cleaners aCIean Up-s
For that matter. Abe, them brown
illustrated supplements to news
papers which rubs off 50 on palm
beach suits and ladies' white gloves.
amt absolutely declared a boycott on
kings pictures neither" Marris de-
clared- 7 supDose that pictures Of
them kings with or without marshal
Hsig reviewing soldiers and handing
out medals Is easy worth several
hundred dollars a week TO the dry
cleaners or any big city alone"
Did 7 say they didn't" Abe asked
which considering the trouble and
expense this country was put TO over
the Declaration OF Independence. Nav
russ. you would be surprised how
much interest a whole lot Of ladies'
takes in the English royal family. /
Here a short time ago. the king sr's /
fathers brothers daughter got mar !
stockholders OF the Canadian Paddle I
railroad. Mawruss. and you would
think from the wav ny Rosie carried |
on about u that the girls mother was
going round saving what did she ever
do that her daughter should 20 70
work and marry a Teller that made his
living that way and what a mercy II
was the grandmother didn't live to
see Il. the theory being. Mawruss. !
that when a kings relation marries
a healthy young chief stockholder
with nothing flowing in his veins but
the blood Of a couDle OF generations
Of managing directors. y'undersand, !
q Is the equivalence Of a bank piesi- I
dents daughter clipping with a pro-
fsssionai dancer in a cabaret"
Some DisappOIntusents.
And when the king, IT., arrives IN
this country there is going to be a
lot OF disappointment among them
ladies' which also gets their pictures 1
printed by the paners sitting around
IN ankle length. awning ]
striped skirts at dawE shows. IN such
a way that even the dawgs must feel
enbarrs ssed II they've got the or
binary daWE's sense OF decency. Abe" !
Afswruss said. because I see by the
papers that the king. ST. has in
structed his son that while in New
York he should live on board the Ene-
fish battleshin which Is BRINGING him
here so as not TO have no truck with
any millionaire"
q suppose the old man thinks that
royal family Is enough" Abe sug-
vested
''Tven. Hawruss said, looking at It