Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1919-02-27

way lines of New York. controlieos
more or less, by the politicians ana
ward heelers Why not give these
privileges to the many soldiers 30
wounded that they could not conduct
any other business. And, too, new
York is only one city where this c0uia
be done.
Six months pay for soldiers
McAdoo couldn't live on $4,000 year.
With twenty years prison sentence
hanging over him, Victor Berger Wan
have to go some to live up to his name.
American troops are now in Berlin.
Now watch the red flag pale uhueT
the searchlight of liberty.
Mary had a little lamb,
That lamb was one OF few;
Mary's Ford needed fixing
SO now the lamb is stew.
A prominent movie star confided this
one to me recently. In seeking new
contract she called on one of the great
est producers in the Fifth Estate.
Eyes, yes" said the producer to her
verbal explanation of her artistic re-
sources, Il know all about you, you'll
do, and say, who is and how much 40
you pay your press agent? we want
him, too at the same figure as your
contract says" Alas, fame is but the
rawlings Of the heretofore humble r. A.!
Some men claim that hair cut Is
very weakening to them. Yes, about
half dollar in the purse
"Shine, Is cents says a sign. And
they used to work an hour for ~kst
Recently when a detachment of col
ored troops returned from overseas
their commanding officer instructed
them all to write home at once. lone
tall a la Bert Williams type of darky
citizen stepped out and said:
"Majah. | sees trouble ahaid sho's
you born"
How is that?" asked the major.
"Well, boss, hits like dis. You all
knows me an my Sally done been sep
Grated apart for long time. Sally
and me was powerful thick, majah,
and she's way back over yonder in
Arkansaw an me right here. Now you
all done told us to write our loved
ones-Majah. If this niggah puts his
be sponsible for that mail bag hit gifts
in, cause day amt as yit issued no
asbestos fer writing paper-and, 2nna5ah,
! sho lubs that Sally.
Famous Fractions: Just q little
The M. P's and the P. G.'s give the
A. w. o. LIS the haunting d. It's.
How long have you been in the
service?" asked an officer of soldier.
"Six months" replied the soldier,
who was wearing three silver stripes.
Then what are you wearing three
service stripes for?" asked the Officer.
zone is mine. and the other two
are my brothers." replied the re-
sourceful soldier.
With linen collars advertised at
80 cents each, we invite some one to
father Back to Bandana'' movement.
"The Principles of Love" is the title
of a new book. There are but two
principles" in love. Him and her!
Have you ever been principle"
The latest in matinee idols" i97"Yv
Secretary Sampson, who took the
may" out of matinee ana put them on
in "CC" Hut.
'No plot to speak Of" was part OF
the comment of our reviewer OF the
show given by the nurses Of the base
hospital. Say! You will find o. large
bunch Of plots where such beauty, wit
and talent are in array ALI nurses
wear that most 1ovable of all robes
the mantle of romance. -.
The ex-kaiser's name hasn't APP
peared on the front page for a week.
Did you ever notice that stanch,
proud expression upon the countenance
of the wearer Of gold star?
With the past month of moderate
weather. keeping the home fires burn
ing didn't worry any one but the coal
man.
Sign in Baltimore barber. shops.
During my going to war this shop
will be run by me over the same
management. Private Company Bar
ber."
Marking Time: The Finance Ohfeea
When you are all out of Smokesss
and your bank roll is null, and it's the
last of the month, and all of your
buddies contributed literally tor the
guy with the rabbits foot, and he's on
pass. and you try to pacify yOuEpelf
by cleaning out the old barracks box
and you slip your hand into the pocket
of an old pair of fatigues ana pull
out a package of Gigs" and half q
bone-ain't it a most glittering, glann-
rnering. stupendous and glorious feeling?