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The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
Miss PrintSuspends Publication

GOODBYE! This week ends the
MISS PRINTS, but not the
MISPRINTS in. the Colville
EXAMINER. Although | am
GONE, they will probably keep on
MAKING misprints, as often
HAPPENS in the best regulated
NEWSPAPERS. There was one
LAST week where they said that
10 ACRES of a ranch of one =.
HUNDRED acres was being
CULTIVATED! Some people didn't
TAKE that right. 1t was just to
PROVE the wonderful amount of
CULTIVATION here. The
LANDS are cultivated, and so are
PEOPLE. They cultivate
VIRTUES of kindness and -.
HOSPITALITY have enjoyed
YOUR welcome to me, "A
STRANGER here. Now | am going
HOME and would like to have an
OPPORTUNITY to show that
WE cultivate hospitality on the
WEST side of the mountains.
"C'm ON OVER, Skinnay," and let
ME show you good time. III tell
YOU how to get there. If you're
PLUTOCRAT enough to have an
AUTOMOBILE, come to Olympia,
FOLLOW the wonderful Olympic
HIGHWAY until you are about
TWENTY miles north of Shelton.
LILLIWAUP is the name of the.
PLACE where Miss Print will be
WAITING to greet you. 1t isn't
HALF as bad as it sounds. Just
WEST are the snowy Olympics, and
BLUE waters sparkle on the
EAST where lies beautiful
HOOD CANAL. If you aren't on "a
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28

MOTORING trip, you needn't
THINK you are left out of this
INVITATION, for you take
BOAT from Seattle and enjoy
MINIATURE Alaskan trip up the
CANAL, scene of many excursions.
LILLIWAUP is not town, but the
CENTER of thousand trails
LEADING to hushed forests
HOME of the big game, and
STREAMS that laugh as they
TUMBLE over messy rocks or
FALL over high precipices.
DEEP SEA fishing and other
PLEASURES are offered by the
CANAL. III show you
ALL of them when you come.
PERHAPS they will let the printers
DEVIL use this space hereafter for
HIS outlet of thoughts. The
REST of the force pass
EVERYTHING on down to
HIM, so that if he hands it
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
First Stem of the Divorce Court.

First Step of the Divorce Court.
George, DEAR" began his brand new
wife. sweetly. 81 though you prided
yourself on keeping your razors in
such good condition.
II do, angel; why do you mention
themT'
"Well. tried to open a can Of beans
and l couldn't do q thing with either
one of them"
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
Good Enough for Him.

Good Enough for Him.
"You know, Pat, 1t is said that
good name is rather to be chosen than
great riches"
lis that so7"
Eyes, Pat. Now, which would you
prefer to have. a good name or richesT
"Well, you can give me the riches.
Me names O'Tooie, and that's good
enough for any man."
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
Soothing Strip.

Soothing Strip.
They were talking in a foreign but
q friendly tongue.
DO you know what they are say
ingT asked another guest.
mo-" replied the hostess; II do not
understand a workout is that not the
charm of their Conversation
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
Cruel.

Miss Ainshent--I have a perfect
mania for collecting antiques. Just
now I am making a collection Of pic
lures of the landmarks of this town.
Miss Kutting-I noticed you coming
from the photographers this morning.
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
Advice.

NdVIC0.
Darling. you must never marry .
man for his money"
"Why not, mother"
Because that sort Of q marriage
cannot but end unhappily. But can
tell you what to do. You can take
care not to fall In love with a man
who hasn't money"
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
So IL SeemA

"A seamen's strike Is a very seri-
Gus one."
Naturally, since vessel cannot
start its cruise until its crews start
the vessel"
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
Exalted Tactics.

Mrs. Knicker-Henry. ! must say
Knicker-My dear, I beg you not to
start a discussion until after I have
had the last word
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
A Real Rise.

II understand you undertook to
raise chickens on your place"
"rhey raised themselves. They few
the COOP"
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
Exceptions.

The early bird catches the worm"
Not where the Enthusiastic angler
has been digging for bait"
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
Practical Girl.

Practical Girl.
He (ecstatically)-I could die for
you.
She-Goodness l hope you won't
think Of such thing until after we
are married and I have the right to
inherit
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
Tho Exception.

Tho Exception.
HE may be grouchy, but he certain
~ cannot pick flaws In anything which
Is really well DONE"
"Oh, yes, he can. He complains Of
meat when 1t is rare"
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
Patent Medicine.

Patent Medicine.
Mary-"She rejected him ten times
before she accepted him.
Emma-"Shc must have thought he
was medicine and followed direc-
tons In shaking well before using"
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28
Somewhat Scared,

Somewhat Scared.
II understand that nephew Of yours
took you for Joy ride"
"That was no Joy ride for me-" an
swered Mr.. Chuggins. THAT was a
fear ride"
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28

EVERYBODY DOES.
Hes made q failure Of every
thing"
THAT so. Why doesn't he try
writing for IN owing pictures2"
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28

Rejected.
Movie Employer Ito applicant)-
Ever see a cow"
Appllcant-"Yes."
Movie Employer-"Im afraid you
won't do. We want somebody to take
the part of cowbOy."--Life.
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28

More Like Bats Than Vines.
We call It weaker sex" no more,
To speak of "clinging vines" Is folly.
Although we see them by the score
Clinging to car straps in the trolley.
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28

torted Buster.
swell, take him to the baggage car
and express him through! He can't
stay on this car! Where's your tickstr
Paws got 1t, reckon"
where Is hei Hunt him up quick |"
The boy tried to leave the dog In the
corner by the stove while he went to
show the brakeman the holder of the
ticket, but the trick failed. The dog
followed, and, when assaulted by the
brakeman, started bowling down the
aisle with the hoe catching In the seats
and hitting the passengers.
Boy and brakeman tried to stop the
fugitive. They caught him at the door
just az passenger who had been out
on the platform started to enter and
had lodged back In time to let the dog
out. The hoe caught In the door.
Just then the train lurched into
stop at the water tank. Dog, boy,
brakeman, and passenger finally un-
tangled themselves, and Buster, still
holding to the hoe handle. remarked,
Il guess my paw amt on here"
well, l guess not" snorted the
brakeman, rubbing his shins, "and,
bub, next time you try to take a ride,
bring your dad along, instead Of that
pup. and get ticket. too"
Huh" replied Buster, ~ he alight-
ed with his dog and took up his march
back to town, II beat my paw this
time. Must think never moved BE-
forsi"
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1919-06-28

EVERYBODY DOES.
thing"
THAT so. Why doesn't he try
writing for moving pictures2"
More Like Bats Than Vines.
We call It weaker SEX no more,
To speak of "clinging vines" Is folly.
Although we see them by the score
Clinging to car straps in the trolley.
Rejected.
Movie Employer Ito applicant)-
Ever see a cow?
Applicant-"Yes"
Movie Employer-"I'm afraid you
won't do We want somebody to take
the part of a cowboy."--Life.
Patent Medicine.
Mary-"She rejected him ten times
before she accepted him."
Emma-"She must have thought he
was medicine and followed direc-
tons In shaking well before using"
Practical Girl.
He (ecstatically)-I could die for
you.
She-Goodness l hope you won't
think Of such thing until after we
are married and l have the right to
inherit
Somewhat Scared.
II understand that nephew Of yours
took you for a Joy ride"
"That was no Joy ride for me-" an
swered Mr.. Chuggins. '@rhat was a
fear ride"
Tho Exception.
"He may be grouchy, but he certain
~ cannot pick flaws In anything which
Is really well done"
meat when 1t is rare"
So II Seems.
"A seamen's strike Is very seri-
Gus one"
Naturally, since a vessel cannot
start its cruise until It's crews start
the vessel"
Exalted Tactics.
Mrs. Knicker-Henry. l must say
Knicker-My dear, beg you not to
start q discussion until after I have
had the last word.
A Real Rise.
II understand you undertook to
raise chickens on your place"
"They raised themselves. They few
the COOP"
Exceptions.
The early bird catches the worm"
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1919-02-13
Outlook OF The Southern Farmer
CHARLES A WHITE,
Sou lmprov.msn. comm-l.ee Atlanta. Ga.

SoH Improvement CoTnnnItsel Atlanta, Ga =
Prosperity CLOVIS IN hehodzon OF Tie Southern farmers tuture-if
he will raise big crops.
And the cry OF a needy world rises, VIKING the Southern farmer to
grow big crops of cotton and food His Oil alton 81 respond. lie must
Eight on, for peace bring no nuistce for the farm.
Cotton is the hope OF The ragged world Warjorn counties are look
ing to the fields of the South for idp III will not be- in vain. The
Southern farmer will meet h1 NgusNlHv
Prices at which cotton dg win be sCJ will be such al will pay
the farmer well, for the fact win remain that the world must have the
cotton.
The food most needed in Europe IS fat Cotton seed, peanuts and
Coy beans of the South will ind ready market Ef teu Dill or fats that they
contain. Cattle, hogs and dairy products vu continue 10 bring good prices
because OF the heavy live stock losses q Europe
The Southern farmer should plan with an expectation of improving
HI. labor condition, with the return Of uuops and the shutting down Of
ammunition factories.
Immediate Preparation a
Preparation for spring planting should 90 rapidly ahead. Seed, fertl
kers and other farm supplies should b. bought without delay Materials
on which the government has fixed puces Sn continue TO be stabeu.sd
until they consumed. so that there are no prospects Of lower prices
before spring planting
Delay means to face shipping difficulties The railroads are going Be
b. oserburdened with traffic tOr s0ne une 10 come They shsua be a~a
.&sa4AnI Ane
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1919-02-13

What do The farmers themselves say
about the use OF Fertilizers? Certainly
NO one is more Qualified TO peak q
TO their value than they This Qlea
ton has been asked OF a great many
farmers in the Southeast, and their
answers are most enligktenins.
The writer obtained through the
County Demonstration Agents the
names Of more than 8 thousand Oh
the most representative farmers lly
Ing in the states Of North Carolina
Bouth Carolina and Georgia. To these
vsre snt a QUESTIONABLE asking foI
information as TO the yields obtained
from cotton and corn, and the tOrnula
and amount of fertilizer used. They
were also asked to give the soil type.
Several hundred nswer we're reoeIv-
ed and these have been carefully elias
sized according to crop yields
Rcsults en- Cotton Yields.
Grouping the reports Of the farmers
fsem the Coastal Plain Region, the fol.
lowing results were shGwn;
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1919-02-13

The fertilizer formula for cotton
used On the sandy clay loans Of this
FssisA averaged Sc per cent ]phosphOric
acid, 2.8S per BENT nitrogen, and All
PSF cent potash
Quite a number u farmers IN both
regions reported the use OF nitrate OF
soda as u side application il addition
10 the fertilizer. The quantity USED
ranged from 10 Il 100 lbs pa acre
Results On Com YieIcl
III. average ) ] ol eolA lfau az.
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1919-02-13

those reporting from the Coastal Plains
Gicn was 1913 bushels per acre and
Pc average amount Of fertilizer used
as 4+4 pounds.
The average formula Of this fertil-
l2er was S4 per cent phosphoric acid.
81 per cent nitrogen. and 2s per csnt
potash.
After c assitying the reports accord
ing 90 yields, the following results
were obtained:
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1919-02-13

The above results from the farmers
themselves strlkingly coincide with the
ults obtained AT the southern exper-
maat stations, and these figures show
that as the use OF fertilizers is In
creased, 50 is agricultural production,
Increased,
Many thousands OF acres Of land In
the Coastal Plains of the South, when
fret cleared, did not produce more
than 10 bushels Of corr per acre. To
day, they are producing frsn 40 to 80
bushels, BY the liberal use Of fertilizers.
Crop yields must be greatly In
creased TO meet the constantly grow.
ing demand for foodstuffs and other
AGRICULTURAL products. The most eco.
ron.ical way 10 produce crops is by
Increasing the acre yield, and there are
hud two ways Of doins this by better
cu turai methods and by The . lib.
atl use al plant food
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1919-02-13

The average formula OF the fertilizer
used was Sc per cent phosphoric acid
81 per csss nitrogen, and SO per oent
potash.
Grouping the reports Of The farmers
OF the Piedmont Region according to
the yields obtained, the following facta
are shown:
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1919-02-13
Consulting The Farmer
About FertiLizl G Practices
REPRESENTATIVE SOUTHERN FARMERS SELECTED BY COUNTY
AGENTS. TELL WHAT THEY A8E DOING THROUGH THE
USE OF NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. DATA OF
PRACTICAL SORT
BY ] N. hapsr. Director Soil Improvement COMMITTEES, ANantaaa
PRACTICAL SORT

BY :. n. Harper, Director soil Improvement Committee AtantAo
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1919-02-13

The reports from the Piedmont Ne
gton showed the average yield from all
reporting IS 1872 bushels OF corr per
uoro With the average amount of fer
.uH2sr 800 pounds.
The formula averaged 81 per oent
Dhosphoric acid, rs per cent nitrogen.
and 19 per cent potash. The formula
rcported for both cotton and corn vas
yiven as used prior to the World War.
Classifying the reports into groups
according TO yields, the following re-
min NE shown.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-12-05

l Since that time the number of cigarettes manufactured was greater than the num- Der of cigars, their approximate num- bers being S.50o, ,0o000o cigarettes and s. GOO .0OO,e00 cigars. Since that time the number Of cigarettes has increased very rapidly, while that of cigars has shown no material change. In the past year the number of cigarettes was 46. 800 000 OOO while that of cigars was approximately S. 00c,OOO,000, as in 1910. Last year for the first time the number of pounds of lea entering into the manufacture of ci- garettes totaled more than the number of pounds entering into the manufacture of cigars, the two numbers being ap- proximately 17l0o,oo0 pounds and 1S2. .oO0, ; IOO0 pounds, respectively"
 The report regarding drugs, declares that until the League of Nations cove nant giving international authority for the regulation of traffic in drugs, is adopted, it seems improbable that this or any other country will be able adequately to police the traffic. Says the report:
 Tn the meantime it is desirable that some definite temporary arrangement be- tween this country and Canada and Mex ico for the purpose of putting a stop to 'the smuggling of large quantities of drugs from these countries into the United States be made.
 During the year, 27,356 violations of the Harrison narcotic law were reported. Of these, 26,S4s involved persons author ized to register under the terms of the law. Fines imposed amounted to S51,- 55f .25, and there was collected through compromises S53,S91.55.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-12-05
SHE'D PRAISE T
 ALL OF HER LIFE Mrs. Flanigan Is Grateful for Relief Obtained Through Use of
 Tanlac


 I'll praise Tanlac the longest day live, for it is wonderful how this medicine has helped me-" said Mrs. NJ. J. F'lanigan of 104 Claiborne street, Nashville, Tenn.
 For three years," she continued, 'I suf- fered something awful with cold chills ar d sn1othering spells. My heart would thump like trip hammer and then would al- most stop, and then I would often turn Vous to keep still ane woudl often turn right blind. I would break out in cold sweats and then woudl get so hot they would have to fan me to kep me from smothering. There was a hard lump in my stomach, and no matter how much medicine I took those awful spells kept coming on.
 Three months ago started taking Tanlac and began to pick sip right along. Nothing I eat now disagrees with me; that lump stopped forming in my ston- ach and the chills, hot spells and blind ness have never come back. I now weigh 20 pounds more than I did before and feel all right. My daughter Elsie was all run down and unfit for work, but Tanlac built her up so she is able to work 10 hours a day"
 Tanllc is sold in Birmingham exclusive ly by Eugene Jacobs drug store, and Pat ton-Pope Drug Co.-Adv.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-12-05
- STATES MAY LOSE HOUSE MEM BERS

Washington, December 4,-(Speciai1 If the present basis of representation in the lower house of Congress is con tinued, the increased membership, ir view of the 100000 increase in popula- tion ef the United States, will impose an additional burden on the taxpayers or s9750 year.
 The present basis is one representative for each 2l1, ,430 people. On this basis, there are now 435 representatives.
 If it should be determined that the membership of the House is large enough it will be necessary to change the basis so that there shall be one representa- tive for each 50o00 population instead of 211, 900. In that event certain states would lose one or. more representatives.
 Indiana Missouri and Iowa would lose two districts each; Maryland, Illinois, Kentucky, Nebraska, Vermont and Vir- ginia would lose one district each.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-12-05

bassador Morris who has only recently returned to Toklo from tour of Siberia There have been no formal exchanges be- tween the two governments. however.
 Japanese newspapers have declared that the holshevik menace is at Japans very doors; in the northern part of Saghalien; in Korea; and that the germs of the ma lignaat disease are in China. An agitation has Set in to meet it by increasing the Japanese army Of 5000 in Siberia, but it is declared in we'll informed circles that as the expense of such an undertaking, which at best would only insure the safety of that part ofsSiberia lying East ward of Lake Ba;kal, would be enormous,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-12-05

ton. One of the most recent is that of Mrs. Josephine Brown, who resides at No. 214 Forty-third street, Fairfield Ga suburb of Birminghan), and who is well known socially. She said:
 T had been great sufferer from stom- ach trouble and of late had such severe pains that I was told was rheumatism. The pain affected my shoulder and back and my side hurt me continually My food fermenteI and I coudl not eat meats or vegetables without great distress aft erwards. had headaches and was very dizzy at times, SC much so that coudl not go upstairs. The pain from the rheu- matisn was so bad that I was unable to do my housework and no one will ever know the suffering l underwent l was so bad that it was with great difficulty that l coudl put on my shoes. had taken almost every kind of medicine, but never seemed tc get any real relief Finally after I had been reading about Plant Juice helping a man that suffered as I did, bought bottle. I have been using it now Ter the past four weeks, and, in fact. have only taken two bottles, and can eat any kind of food without dis tress. The rheumatism is entirely gone and, thank God, I am once more well woman, and I give Plant Juice entire credit for my restoration to health
 Plant Juice is sold in Birmingham at Norton's Drug Store. Fourth avenue and Twentieth Street.-Adv.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-12-05
|DOLSHEWK SUCCESS l WORRIES JAPANESE
kOlchak's Reverses in Si- Beria Will Cause Strength ening of Jap Forces
 There
By Assoclatsa Press

Washington, December 4-Bolshevik successes against Admiral Kolchak' s forces in Siberia has created alarm in Japan. according to advices received here, and a popular movement to strengthen the Japanese forces in Siberia is taking shape
 moving cautiously, however, and to con template TO change in policy relative 10 Siberia that is net the outcome of frank consultation with the entente govern ments and especially with the United States.
 Officials Of the Japanese foreign office have already talked with American Am
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-12-05
BLACK-DRAUGHT CLEANS THE LIVER
Enthusiastic Texan Tells of Bad Fix He Was In and How He Got Out by Us
 ing Black Draught
 Liver Medicine

Holland, Texas-Mr. J. N. Messer who lives a short distance from here out in the country. says: Black praught is without doubt the best liver medicine made. I do not hesitate to say 1t will dc all it is recommended to to do and more.
 I am strong and healthy, but we all need a little active medicine once in a while. and Black-Draught is good enough for me- It does the work well and cleans the liver, carrying away bile, the easiest of any purgative I have ever seen.
 Once. some years ago. 1 had slow fever and my stomach was in bad fix. and Black -Draught gave me relief and helped me wonderful sight. It cured me of indigestion and the bad feeling after eating. I keep it for my family, they use it and have for years. and, too. it saves doctor bills and is not ex : pensive.
 A stitch in time saves nine. and most sickness is caused by a bad liver. A few doses of Black Draught fixes that. and I don't see why people don't use it.. and they would see as I have. what a help it would te."
 Ask your druggist for Thedford's Elack- Draught.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-12-05
WHOOP|NG COUGH
 RUNNING WILD Many Members of Same Family Sick From Colds, Coughs
 and Group Cheney's Expectorant Gives
 Quick Relief

Frequently whooping cough affects entire families. In this case try Cheneys Expec- torant. The paroxysms will grow lighter from it's use and you will all feel much bet ter in a short time T wish. to say you, ever saw" says l. A. Bate, of Blooming burg, Ind. T have used it for three years and have tried it thoroughly. particularly for croup and whooping cough Last winter our children had very bad colds and coughs and we gave them Expectorant. never dream ing that they had whooping cough. In a few weeks there was a great deal of whoop- ing cough in our neighborhood. and we tried our best to keep our children away from it, but could not. They were both exposed a number af times and did not take it. After that they were with chidren for whole day at time who had whooping cough. This was positive proof to me that my chill dren had had the whooping cough and that sCheney's Expec torant had kept it in sub lection that it had appeared only as an. or dnary cold Any druggist can easily sup ply you with . bottle of Cheney's Expecto- rant at slight cost. Try it--now-today.- Adv.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1919-12-05
HEFLIN PREDICTS
 DEMOCRATS TO WIN

Washington, December 4-(Special.)- )- Representative Hefln of Alabama re- turned to Washington today from the ninth district of North Carolina, where republicans are making a fight similar to their seventh district Alabama fight in hope of putting a republican in Con- gress to succeed J. Y. Webb, recently ap- pointed to the district bench.
 MT. Heflin states that although repub- licans are spending money lavishly, the democratic nominee will be elected.