The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-09-02

Will cure case OF Sorehead IN any
chicken.
Use laughter as an everyday table
sauce. 1t sets the organs Of your in
nards to shimmering and thus wards
of the undertaken.
Our Oldest inhabitant predicts a
fine, warm winter. He says there was
never known to be a freeze during a
winter following a summer and fall
when the lakes were full of water, and
Marion county's were never fuller than
they are now.
If Eve was on earth today and some
one asked her if she would wear a
dress like the modern styles, we won
der if she would say "I'd just as Leaf"
We cannot understand the freak in
nature, to clothe limbs of trees in hot
weather and expose them naked to the
winter frost. Can you?
There are fellows who say that very
few brands of face powder taste as
good as they smell.
At this time of year a woman is
usually a shopper guide among men.
And man, if we know anything about
signs, at this season of the year, is
usually a shopper "guyed" among
women.
Breathes there a woman who ask for
more
Than one leap year in every four?
Did you ever notice how noticeable
it is, that every physician that is not
famous, has many a monument erected
to his memory?
The world is brim full of saints and
sinners, but | guess we are all about
equal when it comes to a horse trade
or settling on our tax assessments.
Have you noticed how true it is that
a woman never looks on the dark side
Of looking glass?
When a woman's tongue is sharp,
the reason why she doesn't use it is
probably because she is afraid of cut
ting herself.
We have received Plymouth Rock
from Massachusetts,. No. it is not a
chicken, only a pictured rock on a
post card.
A Florida man named Coward has
given the lie to the folks that named
him. He was in seven battles with the
Germans and wounded at the front
five times.
Marion county's climate should
have a retaining influence on any
who would profiteer in clothing. You
know we really don't have to wear
clothing because-well, because we
live in the heart of the fig section of
Florida don'tyerknow.
says he fell for the extra wife because
she was a good cook and a Christian.
This is hint to the bachelor girls.
A recent dispatch to the Ocala Star
observer from the North Pole brings
the extraordinary statement that a
sock bearing the laundry mark "Cook,
Brooklyn" has been found tackled to
the southern exposure of the pole it
self. Just how this piece of news will
effect our citizens remains to be seen.
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Game wardens should be On the
alert this fall, for the h. C. of |. and
the large number of striking laborers
is more apt to fill the woods and out
of the way regions with lawless pot
hunters.
Even the sewing circles now and then
Talk about the best of men.
Trim and fill your lamps. Ocala is
approaching one of it's busiest sea-
sons. And we hope this is no bouquet
of onions.
Down on the shores of our star-lit
sea (Silver Springs) Thursday eve,
ming little bird overheard the follow.
ing conversation and repeated it to the
oDserver.
Said he to she: when we are mar.
ried, life will be as beautiful dream
Nc, dearie. we won't quarrel like Other
couples sometimes do. and I'll stay al
home of nights and not be chasing
down to the club all the time as othel
men do, and these sweet little hand.
shall never wash dishes or sweep tn,
floors, and" But just then some
devil intruded and observed as tn,
crumpled rose petaled palms Withdrew
into the shadowy folds of a skirt, al
her fingers were crossed. She had lie
the poor shrimp lie and lie and lie
just for the fun of seeing how IA
and much he could lie. And he did t.
her hearts satisfaction, even as tn
knights of old.
A little more tidiness in the matte
of keeping up lawns and yards, in cut
ting grass and weeds along the street
and Ocala would be one of the neates
little cities in middle Florida.
All the world loves q lover, also a.
the world loves a good dresser