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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

THERE are several hundred voters in
the Seventh Ward who will be inter
ested in the assumption Of Dave Lane
that Charles Seger, of that ward, can de-
liver between 25OO and 5000 votes to
Judge Patterson in the Republican pri-
mary.
Perhaps Mr.. Seger can do it. Gov
crnor Sproul polled 37oO votes there last
year. 1t may be that there are only from
700 to 1900 men in the ward who own
themselves and that the remainder take
orders from Seger and wait until he gives
his instructions before deciding how to
cast their ballots
If this be so then It will be interesting
to have it demonstrated at the primary
on September 16 And If it be not 50 it
will also be interesting to have it demon
strated that the votes of citizens by the
thousand are not carried in the vest
pocket Of any one man and swung ono
way or another at his behest.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
BACK 10 EARTH

WITH the meeting of President Will
w son and the Senate foreign rela"
tons committee today the league-of-
nations issue and all of the innumerable
postwar issues related to it in one subtle
way or another are brought nearer to a
rational settlement after weeks Of delay.
The aStrologerS may know why the
President and the senator's could not meet
before now. No one else will presume
to answer one of the great riddles of
American history. 1t has been clear that
politics interviewed III the Senate to delay
such reasonable understandings as the
foreign relations committee might have
effected with the White House.
Mr.. Wilson, on the other hand, seems to
have forgotten for long time that there
was such a thing as Senate at Wash
ington, Just as he forgot that there was
a secretary of state with him at Paris.
The President may be able to get along
without a secretary of state. The coun-
try at large wouldn't wish to try the ex-
pertinent for long. Congress may be
faulty. But there it is, and it is the only
Congress we have. The President having
reluctantly accepted the fact of its eX-
istence and the Senate having been driven
to realization of it's responsibilities to
the country we may look now for an
early disposal of the treaty.
The spectacle at Washington has not
helped toward economic order either in
the United States or elsewhere. Indus
trial uncertainty has increased every
where in the last six months and this has
helped to limit production and send prices
skyward.
There is such thing as the high cost
Of politicS.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
BETTER WAIT A WHILE

MUCH can be said for and against old
Wage pensions, but this is not the time
to introduce the system into the United
States.
The bill of Senator McNary, of Oregon,
which provides for the payment of $4 a
week by the government to all persons
sixty-five years old and over whose in
come is not greater than $6 week,
might deserve serious consideration un-
der other circumstances. But just now
the nation is burdened with a heavy war
debt and must raise billion dollars a
year to pay the interest on it. The i'm
perative taxes will be so heavy for years
to come that the country is in no mood
to tax itself for nationwide system Of
outdoor relief for the aged
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

the state that the case be sifted to the
bottom and that every suspected person
be hailed into court to explain his rela-
tions to the bank.
We were told that two former state
officials we're likely to be arrested.
Amber apparently is one Of them.
Neither the attorney general nor the
district attorney has mentioned the name
of the other. But the people are await
ing formal action to discover whether the
man commonly suspected is the one
against whom there is sufficient evidence
to warrant taking him into custody.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
GoMPERS TO THE RESCUE

CAMUEL GOMPERS is hurrying home
- from Europe in response to an urgent
message.
He is needed here just now, when the
railroad brotherhoods are telling the pub
lie that 'the Federation of Labor sup
ports their plan to have the railroads
turned over to the men who run them.
Mr.. Gompers has a pretty level head
[and he has never committed himself to
any wild socialistic schemes. We shall
see what he says about the Plumb plan
when he gets home.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
THE PRINCE AND THE MAIDEN

DAPHNE stepped out of the water on
- the beach at North Arm and said to
the dapper young man, "Are you the
Prince of Wales?"
81 am said he.
"Sure?" she asked.
quite" he replied
Then | win ten cents" SAID she.
"Fine" said he. And when at last
they parted he expressed the hope they'd
meet again. "Tomorrow,' said she.
With democracy and royalty OIL such
easy terms, why borrow trouble? Youth
full eyes are sometimes better diplomats
than sages wise. If the youngsters task
is to cement friendship he did better
work OF the beach than he can hope to
do in crowded assemblies.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
safeguafdcd against recurrence of in

safeguarded against recurrence Of in
famies?
Bandit Chico Cano-"Smart Dog" is
the appropriate and exact translation
will receive his cash. Brigandage pays.
Uncle Sam is easy and af11uent. If that
is not General" Cano's reasoning he is
a mentally torpid outlaw.
OF course there is but ono answer to
the whole disgraceful business. Car
rama must be held absolutely account
able for the intolerablc conditions. If
he cannot control them the United States
must. If there is no other cure for chaos
in northern Mexico but intervention then
intervention will have TO come.
We did not balk at securing our rights
from Germany. II is at once dangerous
and absurd that we should hesitate over
enforcing them with regard to Mexico.
Brigandage is durable. The medicine
is compounded of vigilance and force.
Italy applied it against the Comorra in
Calabria, the "Guardia Civile" regularly
doses Spain with it, the well trained
"rurales" of Porfirio Daz employed it
with telling effect through all the years
when American lives in Mexico were
safe. Pershing was denied his chance.
1t should be given to American soldiers
if Carranza's own forces fail US.
Naturally no one except factors in the
special interests" who are continually
complicating the situation, desires war
with Mexico. The taking of the capital,
Of Guadalajara or Querataro would be
not only sanguinary but meaningless.
But northern Mexico must be brought
back to civilization.
We have reaped the fruits Of hcsita-
ton. From every conceivable angle that
policy has been directed. 1t has failed
and the adoption of new one is impcra-
tive.
Mexico, whether represented by Villa,
Cano, zapata or Carranza, has long made
war on us, for all the horrors of war
have certainly been inflicted on our citi-
Zens.
II is time for US to make peace" on
Mexico.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
What Do You KnoU?
QUIZ

SOIZ'
l. What is the largest city in Germany
after Berlin?
.. What is a begun?
3. Who is called the Father of English
Poetry?
A. What is the meaning of "El Dorado?
;. When was Alaska acquired by the Uni
ted States?
6. What are letters of marque?
Z. In what city was Edgar Allan Poe bornf
s. When did the St. Mihiel offensive. con-
Quoted by the American army, begin?
8. Who is regarded as the greatest Of
Spanish painters?
10. What is the jactstaff of ship?
- Answers to Yesterdays Quiz
1. An acropois is citadel or elevated part
of Greek city.
.. Calcutta is the largest city in India.
3. Seven articles compose the original un-
amended Constitution of the United
States.
A. The Confederate States flag was known
as the stars and Bars"
Z, Reykjavik is the capital of Iceland.
G. Herman Melville was an American
writer, particularly known for his
South Sea tales, "Typee," "Omoo''
and "The White Whale" The CEN
tenary of his birth occurred thh
summer.
7. The dome of the Capitol at Washington
is 2S7 feet high.
8. Theodore O'Hara wrote the poem "Ths
Biyouac Of the Dead"
0. Three scruples make dram in aphhe-
cary's weight.
10. Sang froid' literally means cold blood.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
AMBLER Al TIE BAR

CHARLES A. AMBLER, former insur-
ance commissioner, is charged not
with wrecking the North Penn Bank but
with misuse of public funds.
The affidavit on which the warrant was
issued charges him with depositing funds
of the state in the bank so that thew
might be lent to him for use in his bust
ness. The assistant district attorney
who appeared in court when he was ar
raigned denounced him as conspirator
and said that the commonwealth expected
TO prove that his acts of dshoner were
numbered by the score, that his defaIca
tions were in the hundreds of thousands
of dollars and that as a public official he
committed the grOssest breaches Of
trust"
These accusations are more sweeping
than were expected while the prosecuting
officials were talking of the arrest of for
mer state officers. They are so grave
that, for the sake of the reputation of the
commonwealth, it is hoped that Mr..
Ambler may be able to give some ade-
quate explanation of his conduct.
His arrest, however, ought to be reas-
suring to the depositors in the North
Penn Bank that Banking Commissioner
Fisher is determined to bring to Justice
every one who has been. in any way con-
nected with the loOting of the bank. Thev
need that assurance, for they have been
lsept out of their money and, so far as
appears at present, they will lose much
OF il. II would be public scandal il the
men responsible were allowed to escape.
II is just as important for the protec-
.1ion Of the good name Of the banks of
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
Moonlight

THE round. bright moon is soaring now
l. high
SO swift it moves it almost seems to leap,
Into yon star gemmed, softly glitt'ring sky,
Its tender rays on cities fast asleep
Fall gently, gliding lofty spires and
tow'rs.
And wrapping all things in thin, golden
Of slumber. In shady woodland bow'rs
Far from the citys crowds tn owlet
lists,
Half dreaming, to the whispering of the
leaves
And in broad fields a tiny, drowsy
breeze
Enchanted by the spell the moonlight
WPaveS-
Stirs once the sleeping flowers beneath
the trees,
Then sinks and lies upon the grass-asleep.
Frances f. Baldwin in the New York
Herald.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

Great Britain has an adverse foreign
trade balance of about 81 600 900 900 and
the United States has a favorable foreign
trade balance of about the same sum- and
both countries are troubled by the high cost
Of living
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

Duralumin, the new metal of which
dirigibles are built, is. we arc told, too hard
to punch and too brittle to bend. This would
seem to be thei right material for mayoralty
candidates,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

Tourists are not yet permitted to visit
Europe, but General PcrShing, who is al
ready there. is taking advantage of his op-
portunities to sec the country.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

Pay the ransom and then catch tn,
bandits seems to be tho policy of the Stat,
Department.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

Perhaps when the packers said they
would welcome investigation they had in
mind nice, gentle, polite and conventional
inquiry and not the rough house methods
of Governor Cox, of Ohio.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

1t is to be hoped that the books the
packers are willing to show the government
are not loose leaf affairs.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
Asked for Bread, We Offer a Boulder

A lady writes to us that she is stranger
to every one but herself.
She is to be congratulated like all the
rest of us.
This sounds a little heartless. What we
mean is that it is fortunate thing that
every one doesn't know how damnable we
are.
That paying teller who is said to hsye
collected a fortune out of the North Penn
Rank is said to be motoring around New
Work city. Undoubtedly, il he is as shrewd
a 6pancier as represented, he's collecting
another mint using his car as jitney for
the tractionless citizens of Manhattan.
Tbcre's nothing like being an orphan asylum
for other peoples kole.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

Old II. e. of l.. isn't taking the count be :
cause of the surplus army food sale. 1t simply
made him gasp little. but he'll be blowing
as Justify as ever in a few days
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

Disclaiming responsibility for an un .
savory name. the Arrhduko Joseph evidently
prcfers to be known as a "IIappensburg F"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

The public would like to know who is
director of supplies for the campaign of
Joseph S. MacLaughln, director of supplies
for tho rity
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

While the North Penn is not exactly an
all star production, interest in the many
principals continues unabated
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

London is said to be overrun with rats.
Turn again, Wilmington!
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

The price of postage stamps has been
increased in Germany. Well, that is ono
thing they car lick.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

II Folk has his way, "corn in the land
of Egypt will be a sore one for England.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

With Robins and Martin Uncle Dave
becomes a veritable birds -nestor.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

We see that Albert H. Rhoades. of Mas
sachusetts, joined the army as n private and
became colonel A New York paper thinks
it highly entertaining that his men should
have nicknamed him Dusty"
Alas for the lack of originality in human
beings! We have known number of
Rhoades's. and we have never seen any of
them reach the age of shaving without ac-
quiring that same nickname.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

lndustrially speaking the man who
trims his sails invites the Storm
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

When the world takes Il joy ride there
is always danger of a blowout
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

Since $4,000 is ridiculously low
price for two American fiiers Mexico ought
to be punished for adding insult to injury.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
Nocturne Rurale

Nocturne Rurale
THE farmer seeks his pillow as the long
= days toll is DONE
The lights within the farmhouse are ex-
tinguished, one by one;
And sleepy birds are chirpng in their nests
up in the trees,
Awakened by the sounds caused by the
rustling of the breeze.
The gentle winds are dancing in the forest,
on the green:
The moonbeams bathc the mill pond with a
snowy. silver sheen;
The crickets sing their tenor, while from
out the distant bogs
Comes resonant accomp' 'niment, the basso of
the frogs.
The universe is slumbering, the sleepy world
is still:
The moon is slowly rising over valley, glen
and hill;
The distant stars are twnkling as they shed
their silver light
The countryside's at rest upon the placid
breast of night
ROBERT LESLIE BELLEM.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
THE CHAFFING DISH

own powers of entertainment. But then,
When you cant get drink, cant go to n
SHOW, and cant join the evening massacre
on the subway, there really isn't 50 much
doing in n. Y. after all
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

Doctor Krusen has issued directions for
keeping cool. He must be thinking of last
August.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

"The Oyster is now beipg rehesrsc
for its annual opening.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

No political lemon can stand the lime
light Of publicity.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
Gettlna Gotham's Goat

No city, it seems, is a hero to its own
transit employees.
Wonder if Henry Ford has broken into
his damages money yet?
Those who say that women do not care
for intellectual diversions forget that there
Is nothing they enjoy SO keenly as entering
a movie house when the feature" is half
way run, and trying to dope out how the
story began.
New York publisher advertises
Spend Your Night In New York
Reading Thomas Burke's
"Nights In London
- Al =
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
We Applaud lmpartlally

Hurrah for blithe campaigning days,
Rejoinder's saucy -saw
The fight is on--weve heard the phrase
1.-THE hands are the hands of Esau!'
Hurrah for Hampy! Hurrah for Judge!
For thin form and for fat form;
Let each one cry to the other Fudge!
That's pIatitude, not PLATFORM"
The President and the foreign affairs com
mittee are meeting in the blue room
~ the White House. And Mr.. Borah, We
suppose, will see red, so the occasion will
he patriotically tricolored.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19

Some of the provincial papers having got
it wrong, Hog Island is protesting that that
ship recently launched was not the "Chic
Shimmy' but the "Shickshinny."
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
Come In, Joe, and Rest Your Face!

Friend soc-l'm writing this here In the
near gloamin' of be-yu-tiful Washington
Souare, Just to send word of friendly
as / know, anywhere. My verse flows as
freely as the beer you've written about,
and I'm great friend of the ladies'.
Just the same like old Deck McBout. Thanks
for much you have wrote Three cheers
again for the ladies. That will be about all
now from your new but good friend,
JOE BUSH.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
Suggested by a
Recent Pinch

while. But most of them have to turn at
some time or other to so back over their
tracks for a talk with a judge.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
"Nights In London"

1t seems rather as though the island in
the Hudson were beginning to distrust its
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-08-19
To a Trained Terrier

Seen on a Leash, In the Park
THREE times a day-at two, at seven, at
Il nine
o terrier, you play your little part:
Absurd in coat and skirt you push cart
With inner anguish walk tight rope line.
Up there, before the hot and dazzling shine
You must be rigid servant of your art,
Nor watch those fluffy cats-your doggish
Might leap aud then betray you with
whine
But sometimes, when you've faithfully re-
hearsed
Your trainer takes you walking in the park,
Straining to sniff the grass, to chase frog:
The leash is slipped and then your JOY Will
BURST
Adorable it is to run and bark,
To be-alas, how seldom-just dog
The "unrest' among theatrical perform
ers has spread farther than the public sus-
poets. ..,
IT suppose it is professional suicide, but
here goes" said the bearded lady as she
reached for the Georgia Giants safety razor
And the trained poodle says he is posi-
lively going to join the Equity Association
unless he is given a separate kennel on tour.
He SAYS that he is tired of bunking with the
barking seal and the mathematical albino
pony.
Tn the meantime, the little white fluffy
dogs belonging to the chorus ladies are nav
inc the time of their lives. Nothing to do
hut he petted, twelve hours a day.