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Luke McLuke Says

A doll-faced woman may hold man for while, but it takes really good woman to hold him for life. A man should be ashamed of the fact that he is weak enough to hate another man. But he isn't. He IS proud of his hatred. No one wants the friendship of a
 man who wants your friendship for what it is worth to him. After all perhaps a woman merely kisses another woman to taste what brand of enameline the other woman uses.
 The reason why you should dc
 your best all the time is because
 your best isn't so doggone good Once in a while a transparent chif fon waist reveals an undervest that reminds you of the fact that some folks are boycotting the laundries since the laundries increased their prices 10 per cent. Another reason why laws are not popular is because laws are always agin something you want to do. And whole lot of married men can tell you that there are whole lot of female kaisers in this country When man talks about some thing being "cheap as dirt ask him if he has tried to buy any city real
 estate recently.
 Do not squawk about your tough
 luck. Just think of the number of
 times you should have landed in jail
 and didn't and be thankful.
 The trouble with the fellow who
 wears ath-a-letic underwear is that
 he uses it for a lounging robe and a
 nightgown in hot weather.
 We never knew of anything that
 was postponed until tomorrow that
 could not just as well have been done
 today
 The thought of the fatted calf at
 home is what keeps many a prodigal
 husband away from home.
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LEVINE GROWS ARROGANT

London Dispatch from the Associated Press quotes an official dispatch from Moscow to which Nikolai expresses his great disappointment in the Hungarian revolution and lays down the law to revoutionists, saying that Budapest cannot become the center of the world revolution; that Moscow is the center and all other countries must obey Mos COW.
 American admirers of the Lenne Government, we suppose will acquiesce in this view and will assume
 hopeful attitude while Lenne is making the arrange mens incident the Government of the United States by Moscow All will require in order to super cede the President Congress and the Supreme Court will be successful riot in every city similar to the May Day riot,which did not succeed in Cleveland
 Then, with all the real money confiscated, Moscow can start the Government printing presses to work printing nothing Treasury notes until their value is destroyed which, with sufficiency of bloody mur der will usher in the millennium. That is govern ment according omnipotent Moscow.
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Rolshevism will secure foothod among the workers of the United according to the state men issued by William B. Wilson, Secretary of Labor Most of the support of this movement the Secretary explains in letter to James Wilson, President Of the International Association of Pattern Makers comes from, the mistaken belief that it is democratic In extended argument Secretary Wilson quotes from Len ines speeches prove that the Bolshevik Govern men is not even dictatorship of the proletariat but absolutist in type like Czarism.
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RECORD IS MADE BY A WOMAN IN KILLING
 NUMBER OF COYOTES

SALT LAKE CITY, June 12- Utah's Diana, Mrs. Alberta Ritter of Thistle, made a record in killing coy. otes in this state in April, according to reports of predatory animals killed by professional hunters and trappers Mrs. Ritter was second high in the list of 27 hunters who in April re- ported the destruction of 116 coyotes IF wildcats, 50 porcupines and F badgers.
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BASEBALL
YESTERDAYS GAMES

Pacific Coast League. At e-Sacramcnto, 6; Seattle, f.
 At Los Angeles-Los Angeles, 4 i; Oakland, 1. At San Francisco-Vernon 4; San Francisco, 1.
 American League. At on-Washington, 1 {; Cleveland, 0. At Philadelphia-St. Louis, 4; Phil adelphia, 2. At Boston-Boston, 6; Chicago, 1 At New York-Detroit, 6; New York, 5.
 National League. At nnati-Cincinnati, 3; New York, 2.
 At Pittsburgs Pittsburgh, 3; Brooklyn, O. At St. Louis-St. Louis, 4; Boston, o.
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You Wini


 Wilmington Journal Republican,
 Luke McLuke, philosopher and poet, declares that S100, laid away in the bank, will do lot more good to anybody than 100 friends will when necessity demands.
 There might be something to add to this axiom that would be worth while, but we can think of no ad that would be worth as much to anybody as a straight ad would be to us. and for that reason we'll lei Luke's plain statement of the case remain as he put it, and sell the space that we might take up in com menting on the truism to somebody who wants us to boost some good proposition. The space may helT some fellow to get the 100 to put ir the bank and thus save the neces 5ity of trying to round up 100 friends whose addresses and telephone mum bers are unknown.
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Paw Knows Everythinu.

Willie-Paw, what is violent counter attack?
 Paw-That's what happens when 2 crowd of women attend a bargain sale, my son." ie9f
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Ups and Downs.

Well, you drinking men won't have so many ups and downs after the nation goes dry" said the Prohi bitionist.
 That's right" agreed the Rounder "A fellow won't be able to gravitatc from the rathskellar to the roof gar den the way he used to-
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"That's Good!"

The children play their games, b.
 day,
 I think that this is right; They never see their father play, For father plays at night.
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The kajfs Are Closed.

Dear Luke: Why is it that the old fellow who was so ansxious to go to the grocery for his wife in the morning before breakfast won't even get out of led now until after break ast?-Jiggs.
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report of the Government owned railroads in China shows that they earning profit. The Chinese are plainly thousand years behind the times.
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A little sermon we'll preach today,
 And it is the truth we well know It's easy to lead most men astray.
 Because they're so willing to go.
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National League.

Tho best cup or coffee in town at the Alaska Grill
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The Wise Fool.

"It is a poor rule that won't work both ways" observed the Sage.
 That's right" agreed the Fool "An automobile doesn't break man any oftener than a man breaks an automobile"
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Is That So!

Late fate do it's worst, There are relies of joy; We can kid Luke McLuke It we can't Kid Mccoy.
 Billy Wood.
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Germany has string left to its bow--it can offer itself the refuge of the oppressed wets,, of the world-( Chicago News.)
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Lenlnes greatest success has been shown in his aDy to Keep out of line with stray bullets-( ington Star) N"
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Bang!

A dispatch from Charleston, Ill. tells us that Somebody is entering the homes of the best citizens and shipping the buttons of girls clothes and leaving them lie where they fall.
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BIS OF BY PLAY By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
EooeY!

A no-count put is Ignatz Blue,
 know he'll never have success For he is always trying to
 Enlarge his sphere of uselessness.
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mere can be no brotherhood of man so long 2 anyone is so indifferent as to drop banana skin the sldewalk.-(St. Louis Globe Democratl
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Even Chairman Cummings threat of a third term may not scare opponents into indorsine tbo League of Nations. Indianapolis Star)
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You Know 'Em.

You Know 'Em. He is man of many debts, And he has many ills; The only exercise he gets Is when he runs up bills.
 Luke McLuke. He is man of many debts, And he has littlo cash you'll find, The only change he evor has Is when you see him change his mind.
 Dalton (Ga.) Citizen.
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What do the young who did not go to wa, talk about to the girls?-( Chicago News)
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senator Reeds position seems to be that, although we earnestly control the public Haiti and oanto Domingo, they might control in information al politics. Is the Honorable Senator trying to nonr lallze nonsense in Missouri?-( Dallas Newsl
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OuchI

Any time you are in Paris. H.. and need a tooth yanked. go in and let l. O. Run. the dentist. wrassel with t for while
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The Discovery of America

(PeleMele, Paris) schooboy in London turned this in as a com position Christopher Columbus: Columbus was man who could make egg stand end withous crushing it. The King of Spain sent for him and asked him:
 Gan you discover America?"
 "Yes," Columbus answered, eff you will give me boat"
 He got his boat and sailed in the direction that he believed America The sailors mutinied and insisted that there such place as America but presently the pilot to him and said: Columbus, land is in sight,
 Well, it's America" Columbus said When the boat neared the shore Columbus saw q group of natives
 "Is this American" he asked them
 Yes" they replied.
 l suppose you are Indans?" Columbus went on Yes, tie Chief answered, land you Chris topher Columbus?"
 a"I am" +1 The Indian Chief turned then to his companions and said;
 The jig is up We discovered at last"
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The best prop for ones old age is not a child that is "a perfect stick" I. sgs
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Wonder if the middleman's wife keeps twittinp him that she did only middling well?
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Money talks. but the wise bank teller doesn't go home and tell his wife all the cold cash facts
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BREEZY BUBBLES
(Philadelphia Bulletin)

 War times-wrist watches. T -, Even lawyers are putting Spring suits The wig-maker often puts on a custo- mer. ~,sUS MH On the of life courtships as a rule are accompanied by smacks.
The evening world., 1919-09-25
they had bought two tickets for Co

they had bought two tickets for Co
lumbus.
Two days ago the pair arrived in
New York and although, rs Samuel
put 1t, they hadn't had much Of q
chance TO see anything" they decided
10 pack their tents This city was
merely ene OF the stopping points In
an extendea trip which started at
Cleveland and took the boys to Buffalo
and points east, Louis was the flnan-
cier Of the party, but Sam was the
press agent when questioned at the
rooms Of the Gerry Society Sam did
all the talking.
How much did you have7" the re-
DC rter asked.
"A hundred and forty bucks. Louis
pinched It from his Old man." volun-
teered Sam.
Sam grinned sheopish confirmation.
Buffalo is a swell town." continued
Sam. Look"
lie unrolled Louls's shlrt-sleeve and
VNhAbieVN - e"thy N"AApo NNaibh "hi1h
read, death before dlshonor."
'1t's sore" was Louis's comment.
Questioning showed that Louis and
Sam had been employed by the Cleve-
land Street Car Company at SIS a
week. With such wages the boys de-
cided they could afford n little trip,
but TO make sure OF It Louis annexed
tho paternal roll OF $40. which to-day
was represented by 3l7 and two tickets
TO Columbus.
Let's co." suggested Sam to Mr..
Reed OF the society. I'VE got two
tickets and what more do we want?
We want to go to Columbus"
But the expedition has offioialiy
come to an end. The Adventures are
being held until instructions come
from the Cleveland police.
The evening world., 1919-09-25

Belgium bestowed decorations to-day
upon the three ranking naval officers
on the steamship which is bringing
him acros sthe Atlantic. Rear Ad
miral Andre T. Long, who Is acting
as escort to the royal party, was
made a Grand officer of the order Of
Leopold: Capt. Edward McCauley Jr.,
commander OF the George Washing
ton, an officer OF the order OF Leo
pold, and Commander Fred w. Per
kins, executive officer - the George
Washington, an officer Of the Order
Of the Crown.
The ceremony took place on deck
in the presence OF Queen Elizabeth
and Crown Prince Leopold, together
with all the officers OF the Kings
sutea
The escortlng destroyers left the
George Washington to-day. As they
started on their return trip King
Albert sent them this message;
THE King wishes TO express his
sincere thanks and appreciation
to the captains, officers and men
of the destroyers in escort and re-
grets they have had such a rougn
time"
Crown Prince Leopold made trip
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CONNOLLY EXPLAINS
STREET NEGOTIATIONS
Queens Borough President Testi-
fies at Trial of Typographical
Craftsman,

Borough President Connolly Of Queens.
at the trial OF George W Morton. a
typographical craftsman in the Borough
OF Queens. to-day explained his negoti-
ations TO clear Creek Street the occu-
pancy Of which by the Nichols Copper
Company was the basis OF a newspaper
attack on the Borough President Nor
ton. who is said to be prominently iden-
tined with agitation for the unioniza-
ton OF city employees. Is accused OF in
subordlnation. absence without leave.
tardiness and conduct unbecoming a
city employee. His trial has been called
the first move on the part OF city ON
cials TO obey Mayor Hylan's edict that
labor agltstors must be dropped from
the city pay rolls.
Morton, the FIRST witness. when asked
by Connolly II he had given an inter-
view to a Long Island City newspaper
in which Connolly was blamed for the
illegal" occupancy OF Canal Street by
the copper company, answered yes.
The Borough President then explained
details OF the negotiations with the
Nichols Copper Company to obtain a
substitution OF another street than
Creek Street
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DADS S14O ROLL
IS SGONE, BULLOCK
AT THE TATTOO|NG
Two Young Runaways From
Cleveland Find New York
Isn't So Grand.

This may he a good town. but II
don't come up TO the expectations Of
Samuel Trace. fifteen years old, of No.
1871 Coltman Avenue. Cleveland. and
Louis Trivesonno, fifteen years old, o,
No. 2071 Murray Hrl. Cleveland, who
were taken into custody at the GRIND
Central station yesterday Just after
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visitor viii receive the degree Of Doc
tor OF Laws. This viii be at special
convocstlon. the second to be hold in q
quarter Of a century. the other recipient
being Lord Kelvin. scientist. hfteen
years eEo.
The commemorauon ode written by
brian Hooker and set 10 music BY Dean
Horatio Parker OF the Music School.
sung last juno. will be reproduced.
President Hadlcy and Cardinal Mercier
viii sneak
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How to keep your skin healthy

X7ASH iti And there's more to
" "just washing" than you think.
To keep your skin in clear
healthy condition you must give it the kind
of washing that protects.
Your skin naturally collects a certain
amount of dirt and perspiration. Every
skin does. Only you must not allow these
impurities to stay in. They will make your
skin not only unpleasing to look at but
actually unhealthy.
Don't give them the chance to make
trouble. Protect your skin with the right
kind of cleansing. Lifebuoy Health Soap
was made for just this purpose-to cleanse
thoroughly.
It's mild, antiseptic lather works right
into the pores and leaves your skin as it
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A Message to Mothers

/O know around neighborhood
doctors hh and blood just like YOU the doctors WITH M
night readily the broad daylight they are ready
to Fletcherg Caoa done doing
win their experience and their love for children
nothing We not asking TO
We just want to impress upon you the Importance
Of buying Fetehers
physician will tell this he knows there are mum
he particularly interested in
the welfare Of your baby
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ALBERT DECORATES
j. S. NAVY OFFICERS
ON BOARD HIS SHIP
Makes Admiral Long Crane
Officer of Order of Leopold
-OtherS Honored.

ON BOARD THE U. g. 8.
GEORGE WASHINGTON, wednes-
day. Sept. ~ CBy Wireless 70 the
Associated Press) king Albert Of
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YALE DEGREE FOR MERCER.
Prerramuse for visit of DeIRiom's
Cardinal Annonnced.

NEW HAVEN. Conn. Sept 25.--The
programme Of Arrangements for the
visit 20 Yale University on oct 2 Of
Cardinal Mercier was completed by the
university secretary's Office and. an
nounced to-day. The distinguished
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should be-fresh and clear-free from inn
purities.
The odor tells you sUhy
The clean antiseptic smell of Lifebuoy is
the guarantee of its thorough cleansing
power. One Whit of that pure, wholesome
odor and you know why Lifebuoy protects
your skin, keeps it what the doctors call
cleanl
Try a cake-you can get it at any grocery
drug or department store. Use Lifebuoy
every day-for the face, hands, bath-and
see the difference it makes. Watch your
skin take on that clear out-of-doors look
that means healthy skin.
Lever Bros. Co.,
Cambridge, Mass. rU
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over the steamer to-day. displaying
method OF control. Last night all the
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royal party attended the moving pic
ur" exhibition in the steamers the.
atre. The weather continues tine.
The evening world., 1919-09-25

Out on Long Island, a
certain family we know
owns a pet kid. But the
trouble is, the kid kids the
family a lot more than the
family kids the goat.
There's no kidding" at
our "four convenient COR
ners"l
Our clothes, hats, shoes
and fixings either wear to
your satisfaction or-your
n1oneyback.
ROGERS PEET COMPANY
Broadway Broadway
at l3ch St -Four at 34th st
Convenient
Broadway Corners" Fifth Ave.
at Warren at 4lst st.
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for its regular reception to the
wives Of the new members of Con-
gress on the first Friday in Deem
Der, being available earlier for the
informal use of it's members.
Celebrities and old friends are
usually to be found as the pivots
for these Congressional Club teas,
and they have come to mean much
to the little woman from a far
distant place getting her first in
PRODUCTION into Washington life.
That Miss Margaret Wilson,
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daughter c. the President, and Mrs.
Newton D. Baker, wife of the Sec
rotary of War, are unsteady in
clined does much to give concerts
and recitals an important niche in
the social lives Of many Of the
Democratic women. Both Of these
women are fond of entertaining
their friends at afternoon concerts.
Mrs. Baker had the pleasure of
hearing her brother, Ralph Leopold,
at his first Washington appearance
as a pianist this season. With her
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yielding to the superior gravita-
tional attraction of our planet.
"Livy, Plutarch and other early
historians mention several stones
which had been seen to fall from
the sky. Among those was stone
which fell in Phrygia and was KEEP;
there for centuries, until it was re-
moved to Rome about 204 B. C.
with imposing ceremonies.
IA shower of stones that fell in
the Alban mountains near Rome
about 652 B. C. and a stone that
fell in Thrace in the fifth century,
B. c. was known to Pliny five hun
dred years later.
THE image of the goddess Diana,
which was preserved at Ephesus, is
said to have fallen down from
Jupiter, and was probably meteor
lite. Stones which have fallen from
the sky have been regarded as be-
ing of miraculous origin and have
been worshiped by many primitive
peoples. They have been viewed
with awe, too, by tribes and nations
which could not be considered prim-
tive, including some in India.
China and Japan.
1.-THE oldest existing meteorite of
the fall of which we have an exact
record is that of Ensisheim, in Al
SAGE. An ancient document states
"'On the sixteenth of November
1892, a singular miracle happened
for between II and II in the fore
noon, with loud crash of thunde
and a prolonged noise heard ala.
of, there fell in the town OF Ensiss
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we'll as scientific mind. We like
them because they are the only
things that we can actually touch
and handle Of the universe outside
our own little world. The museum
collection contains some Of the most
famous of these immigrants from
space.
"Ah-ni-ghi-to, or Too-pic (the
tent as it was called by the Eski-
mos, is the largest known meteorite
in the world. This thirty-six and
one-half-ton mass Of nickel-iron was
brought in 1897, by Admiral Robert
K. Perry, from Cape York, Green
land, where, for generations before
The advent of white men, it had
served as almost the sole source OF
the iron needed by little tribe Of
Polar Eskimos. for their tools and
implements Of the chase.
Willamette, a sixteen-ton mass
of nickleiron and the second larg-
est meteorite in any collection, was
found in an Oregon forest in 1902,
and was the subject of a bitterly
fought lawsuit before it could finally
be sold to the American Museum. A
ship was sent to the Arctic for the
express purpose of bringing home
Ah-ni-ghi-to, and two special mes
sengers were sent to Portland,
Ore, during the negotiations for
Willamette"
Willamette now guards the portal
just to the right Of the main en-
trance to the museum on Severity.
! seventh Street.
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presided over the very successful
Serbian fete of charitable intent,
and is seen everywhere her diplo-
matte station requires her at
tendance.
Washington is looking forward to
series Of entertainments at the
Italian Embassy once the mourning
period there has passed and the
newly arrived Ambassador, Baron
Avezzano, has become thoroughly
domiciled. The younger set has
rosy-hued visions in that direction,
too, since Miss Yolande Avezzana,
the young daughter of the house
hold, is only eighteen years of age.
Another of the diplomatic per-
sonages now proving herself an in
teresting addition is Nine. Jacobo
Varela, the wife Of the new Min
lister from Uruguay. She brings an
individuality and sense of things
artistic which make her val
liable to those seeking new ideas
for their carnivals and charitable
arrangements. At the Argentine
Embassy the Ambassador and Mrs.
LIE Breton have their niece, Miss
Manuella Lloveras, as a guest. She
is over from season in Paris and
is being included in functions given
for women Of the diplomatic corps.
Needless to say, perhaps, that Mrs.
Robert Lansing, wife of the Secre-
tary of State, is mainly identified
with this group, taking compara-
lively little part in the other turns
of Washington society, mainly be-
cause her strength and time will
not permit her to do so. Fredrico
Alfonso Pezet, the new Peruvian
Ambassador, also a most recent ar
rival, is we'll known at the Ameri-
can capital, having been here previ-
ously in diplomatic work.
The Congressional Club, U nder
the presidency of Mrs. Charles B.
Ward, wife of the New York Rep
resentative, is expected to have it's
gayest season in years. 1t opened
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w 7HEN a ball Of blazing iron
wv flashed through the sky
on Thanksgiving Eve and
crashed into Lake Michi-
gan, residents of three states for fifty
miles around thought an earthquake
had visited the region or that
munltion plant had blown up. But
the disturber proved to be one of
those mysterious visitors from an
other world---a meteorite.
+ from before the days of Christ
there are records of these curious
Phenomenal. Plutarch and Livy re-
corded their appearance, and scien-
asts from that day to this have
speculated on their origin and cause.
The lighthouse keeper at Grand
Haven, Mich, the only person who
actually saw this latest heavenly
visitor, thus describes what ne heard
and saw:
What looked like a ball of fire
appeared to fall in the lake about
"i1een miles south of me. l thought
y 70 be falling star. In it's rush
downward at terrific speed / could
slearly hear it whistle. When it
seemed that it was striking the
ssser a flash of flame shot into the
s. and caused a great disturbance.
Lake Michigan probably will keep