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The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09
Heppner Lodge B. P. o. Elks
Articles of incorporation

Heppner Lodge No. 35S. B. P. 0.
Elks, has been organized and articles
of incorporation have been filed at
the Office OF H. ]. Schulderman, state
corporation commissioner, The trus-
tees signing the articles are S. W,
Spencer, w. r. Irwin and w. E.
Pruyn. The lodge has property val
ued at $1,000 at the present time.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09
Bleakman Home at Hardman Dam.
aged by Fire.

When county commissioner, George
Bleakman arrived in Heppner this
morning from Portland, Mrs. Bleak
man called him over the phone from
Hardman and told him that theil
home had been damaged by fire. The
fire occurred on Tuesday. Mrs
Bleakrnan did not state to what ex
tent the house was damaged, but
George hurried on home, prepared tc
meet the worst.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09

Pete Nelson, who does his share
toward keeping down the weeds and
raising big wheat crops out north Of
lone, was making combined busi-
ress and pleasure visit in Heppner on
Saturday. While here, Mr.. Nelson
called on his old friend Jerry Bros
nan,
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09
D. M. Ward Buys 800-Acre
Ranch In The lone Sectior

d. M. Ward of Heppner has bought
the Baker ranch in the lone section,
consisting of 500 acres, from the
John Lentzy estate. The ranch is
considered one of the best in the lone
wheat belt, having been thoroughly
farmed in past years. There is a
good drilled well on the place. Mr.,
Ward, until recently, was farming the
JAS. Brown ranch on Black Horse.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09
Sam Hughes Buys Property.

Sam Hughes, local merchant, has
bought the residence property of Jas.
Hayes in this city. Mr., Hayes has
gone to Soap Lake, Wash, to take
treatments for the benefit of his
health. We understand he has pur-
chased property in Pendleton and ex-
poets to move to that city with his
family to reside.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09
Farm For Sale.

l am now Offering for sale my
wheat farm of go acres, improved
land, 500 acres of summerfallow
ready for planting. Will sell all
equipment, implements and stock,
For further information write me at
Lexington, Oregon, or see me at farm
3 miles south Of Lexington.
4tp. ]. N. HELMS.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09

While out surveying ditch line
on the N. F. Lawson farm on lower
Rhea creek, County Agent Hunt and
MIR. Lawson report theye saw a deer,
The animal came out of the brush
along the creek and bounded off over
the hill toward Heppner.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09
viii Visit In St. Louis.

Nathan Smith of Lexington left
last week for St, Louis, Mo-, where
he will make an extended visit with
relatives. Since receiving his dis.
charge from the army, Mr.. Smith has
been employed on the Harry Duvall
ranch, north Of Lexington.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09
Vane Jones Buys Fathers Ranch
on Eight Mile.

Vane Jones, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
C. E. Jones, who recently returned
from service with the Marines, has
purchased his fathers wheat ranch,
which is situated in the heart OF the
Eight Mile section. Mr.. and Mrs,
Jones have moved to Newberg, where
they recently bought property, and
will spend the winter there at least.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09
VIII Vote on Road Tax.

Taxpayers OF Road District No. !
which takes in Irrigon, will hold a
special election on November Sth, tc
vote a 5-mill tax with which to raise
money for permanent road construc-
tion. The Morrow county court has
issued an order calling for the cleo
tion. The voting will take place al
Egberts G. Wadsworths in Irrigon.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09
Small Boy Disiocates Arm.

The little son of Mr.. and Mrs,
Chas. Valentine dislocated an arm a
few days ago when he fell off of the
porch at school. The little fellow
was brought to town Saturday to re-
ceive medical attention.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09

Mr.. and Mrs. George Sperry and
Mrs. Rebecca Penland went to Port
land last Friday. Mrs. Sperry will
see a medical specialist while below
and If it is found necessary for an
operation, she expects TO go TO Roch-
ester. Mimi, to the Mayo Brothers
hospital.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09

Mr.. and Mrs. T. NJ. Arnold and lit
tie son were Heppner visitors from
Eight Mile today. Mr.. Arnold is
making preparations to hold one Of
the biggest auction sales of the sea-
son at the Stanton ranch on Saturday,
October 18th.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09
Rents Farm at Top, Oregon.

Bert Kramer, formerly of Hepp-
ner, has rented the Geo. Flowers
ranch at Top, Oregon, in Grant coun-
ty. Mr.. Kramer has already taken
possession and has moved there with
his family,
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09

S. E. Notson, county attorney,
went to Portland Sunday to attend a
meeting Of the county attorneys Of
the state. which takes place there
this week. Mr.. Notson will also at
tend a meeting of the state highway
commission while in the metropolis.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09

John T. Kirk. who has been spend
ing several days in Heppner on bust
ness matters, left Saturday for his
home at Alsea, going by the way Of
his ranch In Black Horse canyon.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09
Orchestra Music,

Heppner now has a first class or
chestra. We furnish music for any
and all occasions. Engage us, keep
money at home and get satisfaction,
Our first dance will be held Satur-
day, October IL, at the Fair pavilion
Call or write Roy Cochran, Heppner
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09
State Sealer Here.

W. A. Dalziel, state sealer OF
weights and measures, spent Satur-
day and Sunday in Heppner on Off
cial business. While in the city, Mr..
Dalziel was a guest at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. B. G. Sigsbee.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09

C. F. Waters, a Spray stockman,
recently suffered a heavy loss by fire
when his barn, span of horses and
thirty tons of hay were burned. The
total loss is estimated at $4,000.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09

A. B. Searcy, one OF Condon's best
known and highly esteemed business
men, passed away at his home in that
city last Friday. The funeral was
held at Mayyille.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Alex Lindsey and
Laxton McMurray and Mr., and Mrs.
Ike Howard of lone we're business
callers in Heppner Monday.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1919-10-09

Charlie Edwards has returned 10
Heppner after spending the summer
in Montana with Joe Hayes sheep.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
NOTICE TO BECK EEPERS AND
ALL OTHERS INTERESTED

The Wood County Beekeepers' Asso-
citation will hold it's semi-annual meet
ing, June 9Th, 9Th, and 18th. This is a
meeting that every one should attend.
We want every live beekeeper pres
ent whether member ofsthe associa-
ton or not. If you are not mem
Der come right along and join US.
Plan of Meeting.
The first and last day will be spent
in inspecting the different apiaries
The 9th a regular Bee School will be
held at the Wood County Agricultural
School or at one Of the apiaries. Each
day come to the school first.
Time of Meeting.
June 9Th and 7th the inspection be-
gins at 9 O'Clock, starting from the
Agricultural School
June 9th the meeting begins at 10000
o'clock
Professor H. F. Wilson, secretary of
the State Beekeepers' Association, of
Madison will be with US. Pack up
your troubles in your old kit-bag" and
come for at least one or two days, if
YOU can not come for all. Remember
the 9Th is the big meeting.
Drop me card stating the days
you expect to be at the meeting.
Yours for better beekeeping,
". A. Sprise, Sec,
Wood County Beekeepers' Assn.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
Honor ThY Mother.

Honor the dear old mother. Time
has scattered the snowy flakes upon
her brow, plowed deep burrows on her
cheek, but is she not beautiful now?
The lips are thin and shrunk, but
those are the lips that have kissed
away many hot tear from the child
ish cheeks, and they are the sweetest
lips in the world. The eye is dim,
yet it glows with the soiE radiance of
love than can never fade. Oh yes;
yes she is a dear mother. The sands
of time are nearly run out, but feeble
as she is, she will go farther and
reach down lower for you than any
other on earth. You cannot walk
into a midnight where she cannot see
you; you cannot enter prison where
bars will keep her out, you can never
mount q scaffoId too high for her to
reach and bless you with her death
less love. When the world shall de-
spise and forsake you, when it leaves
you by the wayside to die unnoticed
the dear old mother will gather you
home and tell you of all your virtues
until you almost forget that your sou
is disfgured by vice. Love her ten
derby and cheer her declining years
with holy devotion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
BREEDERS MEETING.
Thursday, June 26, 1919, at C. F.
Schroeder Farm, | Mile North of
500 Line Depot, Marshfield,
Wisconsin.

We expect to have Prof. G. C. Hum
phrey of the University of Wisconsin
with US. There is no better live stock
authority in the State.
There will be games and sports for
all IN charge of a live committee.
Bring your lunch. Ice cream and
coffee may be had at the picnic
grounds.
This is your meeting. Everyone is
welcome who is interested in more and
better live stock. We have had two
very successful sales this spring. They
will be better in the future Get in
the game.
Come to the meeting and help us
celebrate the decline of the scrub.
The following committees will have
charge and arrange for the meeting.
Speakers Committee:
W. w. Clark, Chairman,
o. J. Leu,
J. C. Kieffer.
Membership Committee:
VIM. Burhopp, Chairman.
Tom Thompson,
E. E. Royce,
Art Drackley,
Wilmer Drollinger.
VIM. Klemme,
Herb Schroeder.
Entertainment Committee:
Prof. F. L. Musbach, Chairman,
S. G. Corey,
J. R. Taylor.
Cattle and Judging Committee:
John Graham, Chairman,
Alvin Schroeder.
Wilmer Drollinger,
VIM. Burhopp.
Refreshments Committee:
VIM. Schimmelphenig, Chairman,
Herb Schroeder,
Wilmer Drollinger,
VIM. Klemme,
VIM. Burhopp.
Transportation Committee:
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
CHILD'S BODY
IS FOUND
Wisconsin River Yields Victim of
Drowning After Search of
Two Weeks.

After an unrelenting search of two
weeks, the body of Donald Gavre, four
year old Nekoosa lad who had drowned
in the waters of the Wisconsin river
near his home May Z, was found float
ing in an almost unacceptable con-
dition II miles down stream, from the
scene of the drowning, by S. Gavre,
the boys father.
The current of the river had borne
the body rapidly away from the scene
of the tragedy and for days searchers
found no trace. The parents of the
child, grief stricken, continued their
efforts and at II o'clock Tuesday af-
ternoon the father found the body
floating in a lagoon near a farmhouse.
The remains were taken to Nekoosa
and funeral service held on Wednes-
day.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
The Efficiency of Advertising

The net effect of advertising in any
community, is to concentrate trade. 1t
enables bright, enterprising, far
sighted men to get the bulk of the bu-
siness, for more than they could obtain
on non-advertising basis. 1t opens
tho way for them to introduce modern
efficiency systems, to reduce costs thru
large volume of trade, to take adj
vantage of bargains offered in the
wholesale market, and to buy and sell
in a large way.
Advertising sends to eliminate I'M
enterprising merchants. These find
they can no longer depend on the mere
physical fact that they have a GER
tain location. which really has moth
ing to do with the merit of the propo-
sitions they have to offer. They learn
that old customers, catching the mod
ern spirit, are looking out to see who
is announcing the best values, and
will travel quite distance to a less
desirable location if necessary, to snap
up an advertised bargain.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
SIGEI

Martin zwaimer has purchased a
new Ford car.
John Tenpas has returned home
from overseas. Upon his arrival here
he proceeded to Camp Grant, where he
received his honorable discharge
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilmer Larson have
departed for their home in Rockford,
Illinois, after spending a few days
with relatives and friends here.
Mrs. Anna johnson is spending the
week at Grand Rapids where she is
visiting with friends.
Misses Anna and Ruth Hendrick-
son have returned to Grand Rapids
where they are employed, after spend
ing week with their parents here.
Mrs. Louie LeMay who is teaching
school at Nekoosa spent Saturday and
Sunday with her parents here.
Miss Ina Kronholm entertained the
members of the sewing circle at her
home on Thursday afternoon.
Miss Caroline Larson closed a nine
months term Of school at Rudolph on
Friday.
Miss Johanna Price of Rice Lake is
visiting at the c. Hoogersteeger home
for a few weeks.
Louie LeMay a returned soldier
from overseas received his honorable
discharge from army service and re
| turned home the past week.
Axel and Frank Larson departed or
Tuesday morning for Minneapolis
Mimi, where they are employed af
ter a pleasant visit of few days with
home folks here.
Misses Bessie LaVigne and Haze
Taylor entertained a large number OF
Young people at the school house or
Monday night in honor of the boys wht
have returned recently from overseas
The evening was spent in social con
verse and playing games. Delicious
refreshments were served and a gooC
time is the report.
Miss Lillian Larson has returned tt
Mosinee where she is employed afte1
spending couple of days with rela
tives here.
Mrs. John Radtke and son John au
toed to Rosholt on Sunday in the Radt
Ike car and spent the day visiting will
relatives and friends.
Miss Esther Bautz is home from
Rudolph where she has been teaching
a term of school.
J. Heden was a business caller a
Yesper on Friday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
The National Memorial Dav.

Thirty years ago the Decoration Day
celebration on May 80 was one of the
most impressive Of the national holi-
days. Crowds followed the line of
veterans to the cemeteries. While the
patriotic exercises and speech making
were not as well attended as the veter-
ans wished, yet millions of people
heard many noble orations.
Today but a small remnant is left.
In many places they have had to give
up their organizations and formal ex-
ercises. Elsewhere their observances
are too often overlooked in these stir
ring times.
Yet the country has not forgotten
these men. It entertains the warm
est admiration for all who offered their
lives in that terrific struggle 1t is
glad that so many are still in good
health, able to participate in patrio-
tic and civic movements. Above all,
it rejoices that animosity between
sections has died out, that the blue
and grey meet today in loving har-
mony and loyalty to common tradition.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
DEATH OF FELIX CORIVEAU

The recent death of Felix Coriveau
recalls many memories of earlier days
in st. Paul and also marks the pass
ing Of another of that rapidly dwin-
ding group of men who fought for
Minnesota in 1861 to 1866. Mr. Corr
veau was a member of D Co., I'd Min
nesota volunteers. He fought all
through the Civil war and was wound
ed at Chickamauga. He was for many
years IN the shoe business in st. Paul
coming here in the early days from
Three Rivers, Canada. His brother
Adolph Cariveau, at one time conduit
ed a grocery under the firm name Of
CarIveau & Fontaine, on the site now
occupied by the Mansur Drug Cost.
Paul Daily News.
We believe the gentleman spoken
OF above was a brother of Geo. A. Cor
riyeau, whose wife and family still re
side here.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
WAS ON A TORPEDOED SHIP

Thomas a. Breslin, 645 Broadway,
Albany, n. Y, writes: Having been
on torpedoed ship coming to this
country from England had a cold
over since. l was advised by friend
to take Foley's Honey and Tar and be-
fore long | was cured" You can stop
that cough or cold that has been lin
gering since Spring. Sold Everywhere.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

4 superstitious subscriber who
found spider in his paper wants to
know if it is considered bad omen.
Nothing of the kind. The spider was
just looking over the columns of the
paper to see what merchants were
not advertising so that it could spin
its web across his store door and be
free from disturbance.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
SHE FEELS YOUNGER AND
STRONGER

Middle-aged and older persons are
apt to suffer from overworked or
weakened kidneys and bladder. Mrs.
Warren Dyer, Airport, N. Y, writes
~ used Foley Kidney Pills for weak
kidneys and pains in my back, and they
gave me relief After taking Foley
Kidney Pills feel younger and strong
en-" Sold Everywhere.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

- PSCSSi4 W ~ III.
bring it to you, in plain wrapper.
Many socalled surgical diseases have
been proven to be durable by medical
treatment more safely, more easily,
and cheaply by modern medical meth
DDS than was believed possible a few
years ago.
After you have read this little book
you can consult Dr. Goddard on his
monthly visits to Grand Rapids, free
of charge, and have the satisfaction
of knowing that you have secured the
expert opinion of reputable special
ist in these matters. f you have been
advised to submit to an operation.
surely do not fail to consult him be-
fore undergoing such an operation
His advice may save you many weeks
of suffering, loss of time, and expense
possibly your life.
DR.. Goddard will be at the Witte1
Hotel, Grand Rapids, all day Thurs
day, June 9Th, and he makes nc
charges for a friendly visit. Hours
9 a. m. to 6 p. NJ.
Address,
DIR. GODDARD,
121 Wisconsin ST.,
Milwaukee, Wis.
Embellishments
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

Some one wants to know what has
become of the old fashioned clergy
man who used to wear white neck
tie on all occasions? Well, last seen
he was wearing overalls and a flannel
shirt out in the garden, trying to
stretch out his meager salary to sup
port his family.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
HELPED HER LITTLE GIRL

Children need all their strength for
growing. A lingering cold weakens
them. Mrs. Amanda Flint, Route 4,
New Philadelphia, O., writes: "Foley's
Honey and Tar cured my little girl of
the worst tickling cough" Gives I'M
mediate relief from distressing, rack
ing, tearing coughs; sooths and heals.
Sold Everywhere.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

We are generally losers in the end
if we stop to refute all the backbit-
ings and gossips we may hear by the
way. They are annoying, it is true,
but not dangerous so long as we do
not stop to expostulate and scold.
Our characters are formed and sus-
tanned by ourselves and by our own
actions and not by others. They may
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

The new Congressman feels he has
scored q great triumph when he intro
duces a bill and gets it referred to
some committee that viii pigeonhole
it for the rest of the session.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

Some people won't have any appe
tite for fresh vegetables when they
come in from near home, as they pay
extra prices for several months for
fresh stuff brought long distance.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
June 8 to a. 1915

Question asked, what should be
done with the man that shoots song
birds? Well, there would probably
be no objection to tieing him to a tree
and allowing the boys of the neigh
borhood to use him as an air-gun tar
get.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

The people who talked about the
foolhera.uess of the aviators who have
teen & giag across the ocean, are per-
haps the descendants of those who
blamed Columbus for his rash act in
sailing an unknown sea.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

The incoming Congress was greet
ed by large number of patriots, who
at great personal loss have decided
that they are willing to take positions
in the government service.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

me trouble with most young men
is that they do not understand the
algnlty OF manual labor. They do
not realize that honors and fortune
may be more readily gained outside
81 the so-called learned professions
Ghan IN them; and that it is just as
honorable to swing a hammer or to
lofd q pIow as it is to make speech
n court or to amputate a limb. The
lesson young men should be taught
as early as possible is that it is not
30 much what a man does for Ev-
ing as how he does it, and that man
nal LABOR Is as honorable as any other.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

The Internal Revenue bureau did
much celebrating before deciding
that corsets are underwear. Do some
OF the women wear 'em outside where
the bureau people live?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

Some of the people who think air
fights across the ocean will soon be-
come the regular thing, are the same
ones who begin to caution the automo-
bile driver when he goes 20 miles an
hour.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

The farmer who owns a farm is the
particular person who is fixed. Banks
may fail and factories close, work
men strike ana mines suspend, mer-
chants fail and towns burn, times
may be panicky and even crops may
Be short-but the farmer who owns
his acres will get along. He will live
IN comfort and quiet with plenty to
eat, drink and wear. He is the most
independent man on earth. Yet there
are lots of them who do not appre-
eiate their situation.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29
HE THREW AWAY HIS CRUTCHES

"Six years ago | had rheumatism so
bad l was going on crutches," writes
August Stranded, Sister Bay, Wis. 81
got no relief. Three bottles of Foley
Kidney Pills cured me. | threw away
my crutches." Have no equal for
weak, sore, aching back, muscles or
joints. Sold Everywhere.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

The fact that the boys can go into
the old swimming hole does not prove
they could take Saturday night bath
at home without getting cold.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1919-05-29

Some of the Congressman are not
as big men at Washington as IN their
home districts, but anyway the door
keepers sometimes condescend to
sneak to them.