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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1919-01-24
HUSBAND
SAVES WIFE
From Suffering by Getting
Her Lydia z. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Pittsburgh, a." For many months
i was not able to do my work owing to
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Nothing Doing There.

Noiselessly, but with all his might
the burglar tugged away at the dress.
ing table drawer.
In vain. 1t refused to open. He
tugged again.
"Give it another jerk" said voice
behind him.
The burglar turned. The owner of
the house was sitting up in bed and
looking at him with an expression of
the deepest interest on his face.
Jerk it again. There's lot of
valuable property in that drawer, but
we haven't been able to open it since
the damp weather began. If you can
pull it out I'll give you handsome
royalty on everything that's"
But the burglar had disappeared
through the window, taking part of
the sash with him.-Pearson's Weekly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Personal Question,

"Person" in the dictionaries is de-
scribed as IAN individual human be-
ing" But it is not so in England from
legal standpoint, as women do not
come within the class. This was re-
vealed recently when the Royal AS
Economical society of London decided
to admit women as fellows of the coun-
Gil. The plan was found to be impos-
sible until the society had it's charter
altered.
Eligibles for election in the society's
bylaws were described as persons"
and when legal opinion was obtained
it was decided that a 'person" was
strictly of the masculine sex. The
change was made in the charter and
the clever women who had distin-
guished themselves in star gazing
were admitted to the society.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
A holiday makes work easier.
You Do More Work,

You are more ambitious and you get more
enjoyment out of everything when your
blood is in good condition. Impurities in
the blood have very depressing effect on
the system. causing weakness. laziness,
nervousness and sickness.
GROVES TASTELESS Chill TONIC
restores Energy and Vitality by Purifying
and Enrichins the Blood. When you feel
its strengthening. invigorating effect, see
how it brings color to the cheeks and how
it improves the appetite. you will then
appreciate its true tonic value.
GROVES TASTELESS Chill TONIC
is not patent medicine it is simply
IRON and QUININE suspended in Syrup.
So pleasant even children like It. The
blood needs Quinine to Purifyit and IRON
to Enrich it. These reliable tonic prop
critics never fail to drive out impurities in
the blood.
The Strength Creating Power of GROVES
TASTELESS Chill TONIC has made it
the favorite tonic in thousands of homes.
More than thirty-fve years ago, folks
would ride long distance to get GROVES
TASTELESS Chill TONIC when
member of their family had Malaria or
needed bodybuilding. strengthening
tonic. The formula is just the same to-
day, and you can get it from any drug
store. 60c per bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
RECOGNIZED THAT ART WORK
Profteer Picked Out Wrong Man to
Boast About Picture He Had
"Picked Up"

A Kansas City profteer moved into
his gaudy new home last week, and
last night was plotting a salaried
friend around through the new rugs
and furniture. AS they entered the
library" the profiteer pointed with
great pride to lurid picture 6 by 9,
Oh the east wall and said:
"How dye like that for art? I'm
ashamed to tell you how cheap I got
that down at the art shop the other
day. See that torn place in the cor
ner? That was made, the dealer said,
by one O. them German looters in the
Thirty-Year war;,
1.-THE dealer was mistaken" observed
the salaried friend. at was another
war. 1t was made by beer bottle l
threw myself. I never could stand that
picture, especially when I was lit up.
Grogan's bartender kicked me clear
across the sidewalk the night heaved
that bottle. So Grogan's selling off his
pictures, is he?"-Kansas City Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
INSISTED ON QUICK ACTION
This Father About as Sensible as Many
Who Expect Wonders From Cor
respondence School.

Henry P. Dawson was talking about
the numerous correspondence courses
in five lessons-each lesson to be mas
tered in one evening over the after
dinner cigar-which teach man how
to become a Napoleon Of finance.
"You can't learn to be Napoleon
of finance or anything else so easily"
he said. "These courses remind me Of
the man who brought his son to the
school of mines and growled:
Il want you to learn this here boy
to be an expert mimi engineer, but
look a-here-I don't want him to waste
his time over lot of book nonsense
about strata and foundations, and
don't bother him with minerology and
crystals, neither. What I want him to
Learn is how to find gold and silver and
copper in payin' quantities-payin'
quantities, mind you-and I'll call for
him and put him In to work Monday
week."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Knew Her Letters.

Aunt Grace came into the room
where her three-year-old niece was
cutting up her grandmother's new
Grandmother was making
youngster continued placidly with her
cutting. Aunt Grace turned to her
mother. at seems to me-" she said,
ruth Marie is getting to be bad
(spelling the worO."
But Ruth Marie had not been play
ing with the school children in the
for nothing. She knew
the word from the sound of its letters
and promptly retorted to Aunt Grace,
"Wen, you aren't so better yourself"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
NEITHER HAD KICK COMING
Mutual Mistake Nothing for Gentle
men to Worry About in These
Servantless Days.

The head of one house where war
conditions had left the place helpless
drove his daughter to party.
The head of the house where the
party was held was perforce acting as
his own carriage man and door-opener.
Afterward, when they were formal
ly presented, one said:
II certainly must beg your pardon
for something, sir"
"What is it?'
'sYou know that night when you
drove your daughter to my daughters
party?"
'Yes."
swell, when came to open the door
I thought you were your chauffeur"
"Cheer up! thought you were your
butler w-Farm Life, England.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Thrive, Too.

Joseph Hergesheimer was talking at
the Authors club in New York about
the copyright law, which deprives a
writer and his heirs of any remunera-
ton from his work IS years after it's
copyright.
1--WE authors" said Mr.. Hergeshei-
mer, shave little to fear from the boil
sheviks Our work has always been
treated as under bolshevik regime.
But, then, literary artists" added
the talented writer whimsically, "have
the consolation that their work lives
after them. Look at Rubens! He
painted a thousand pictures, yet there
are something like four thousand in
existence today"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Somewhat Sighted.

"After ALL" remarked Methuselah,
"my long life has been a good deal Of
a failure"
Merely because you kept out Of
politics?"
mo. But it does seem to me that
I've been at least entitled to an occa-
sional interview as to whether or not
1 attribute my longevity to abstinence
from strong drink and tobacco"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
OLD AGE STARTS
WITH YOUR KIDNEYS

action and enables the organs to throw
off the poisons which cause prematiira
old age. New life and strength increase
as you continue the treatment. When
completely restored continue taking q
capsule or two each day. GOLD MED
AL HARLEM Oil Capsules will keep you
in health and vigor and prevent a return
Of the disease.
Do not wait until old age or disease
have settled down for good. At the first
properly, 60 to your druggist and get q
box of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules. Money refunded if they do
not help you. Three sizes. But re-
member to ask for the original imported
GOLD MEDAL brand. In sealed pack.
ages.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Found. :

Colonel Breckenridge of the Navy
League was talking Ia New York about
q stern father. 9
Hes stern, entirely too stern," he
said. "In fact, the old boys raving
now-raving mad against his son.
"He sent his son off to New York
last week you know, and told him to
find an opening. Well
Colonel Breckenridge chuckled.
''The boy telephoned yesterday to
wire 5000, as he was in a hole"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Doesn't hurt bit and Freezone
costs only a few cents.

With your fingers! You can lift Off
any hard corn, soft corn, or corn be-
tween the toes, ard the hard skin cal
luses from bottom of feet.
A tiny bottle Of "Freezone" costs
little at any drug store; apply few
drops upon the corn or callus. In
stantly it stops hurting, then shortly
you lift that bothersome corn or callus
right off, root and all, without one bit
of pain or soreness. Truly! No hum
bug ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Science says that old age begins with
weakened kidneys and digestive organs.

Science says that old age begins with
weakened kidneys and digestive organs.
This being true, it is easy to believe
that by keeping the kidneys and diges-
ing order old age can be deferred and
Lie prolonged far beyond that enjoyed
by the average person. SSI !,
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL.
HARLEM Oil has been relieving the
weaknesses and disability due to advanc-
ing years. 1t is a standard old-tinie
home remedy and needs no introduction.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil is Enclosed
in odorless, tasteless capsules contain
ing about 5 drops each. Take them as
you would a pill, with a swallow of
water, The oil stimulates the kidney
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
HOW's This Z?

We offer $4,000 for any case Of catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Gettind PoSfed

Lord Nocoyne-I say, old dear, what
is the usual procedure in catching an
American heiress?
Reggie-It's very simple, old chap.
You tell the girl how much you love
her, and her father how much you
owe
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
The cuticura Toilet Trio

Having cleared your skin keep it clear
by making Cuticura your everyday
toilet preparations. The soap to cleanse
and purify, the Ointment to soothe and
heal, the Talcum to powder and per
fume. No toilet table is complete
without them. 25c everywhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
No Worms In a Healthy Child

All children troubled with worms have an
unhealthy color. which indicates poor blood.
and as a rule, there is more less stomach
disturbance. Groves tasteless chill tonic
given regularly for two or three weeks will
enrich the blood, improve the digestion, and
act as a General strengthening Tonic to the
whole system. Nature will then throw off or
dispel the worms, and the Child will be in per-
feet health. Pleasant to take. soc per bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Done to a Crisp.

A few friends of mine were over to
spend the afternoon. l had a cake in
the oven baking, as I was keeping
house while mother was out of town.
During the conversation 1 told them
what a good cook I made, and how
had never wasted or burnt anything.
We were busily talking one-half an
hour later when one guest exclaimed !:
81 smell your cake!" Needless to say,
it was burned to crisp.-EXchange
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
She'll Tell About II.

"Can a man have wealth untold,
pa?
"Not if he has a wife, my son.
Chicago News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

1t is more important to be going in
rapidly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
HRouuhinu It."

Hostess-Now, everybody, you'll
have to drink your champagne out of
Burgundy glasses, and the caviar
hasn't come, but l know you don't
mind rOughing it.-Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Suspicious.

did the detective discover who 1t
was that stole your jewels?'
81 rather think he did. However, I
have another detective hunting for
him."-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Trace of Independence.

There's one thing I've got to say
for the prodigal son." remarked Farm
er Corntossel.
"What's that?"
''He had the grit to'walk back home
instead of telegraphin' for money"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Burmese Prouressinu.

Among the successful candidates for
degree in 1918 appears the name of
Ina THEM, the first Burmese lady to
obtain the distinction.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
One for Pa,

Willie-"Pa, is tongue called an Or
GAM" Pa-"Well, if it is, your mother
is the finest player in the world
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Two-M aSterS,

Two-Masters.
"You cannot serve two masters"
81 understand that you cannot serve
schooners after now"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

Sore Eyes, Blood-Shot Eyes. Watery Eyes,
Sticky Eyes, all healed promptly with night
" applications of Roman Eye Balsam. Adv
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

If Worms or Tapeworm persist in your
system 1t is because you have not yet tried
the real Vermifuge. DR.. Peery's Dead Shot"
One dose does the work. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

mo one can do better than his best
Everyone can do as well as that"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

Most people spend so much time
earning a living that they have no
time to live.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

The kind of satisfaction that does
not sweeten people and keep them
that way is not the right kind.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

Do not wait to see what will hap
pen; take hold of things and make
them happen.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Exact Copy Of Wrappef.
An Irish Opinion.

During March, 1918, we were camped
In northern France. 1t was the rainy
season, and our clothes were always
damp. One morning a big Irishman,
AS he thumped the water from his HOB
nails, said in husky voice: eff guy
don't get pneumonia here there is
something the matter with his lungs ~
-Everybody's Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

Early and provident fear is the moth
err of safety.-Edmund Burke.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

Making promises is one thing, but
making good" is something else
again.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

Friendship is a good deal like your
credit. The less used the better 1t Is.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

1t is no crime to be poor unless the
word is aDplied to singers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
A Souvenir Fiend.

Windsor Magazine-"She held out
her hand and the young man took it
and departed. "-Boston Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

, X dllkI IL OuO4C " k41SL1
pulled me down I'M
til | could not put my
foot to the floor and
could scarcely do my
work, and as ! live
on a small farm and
rails e six hundred
chickens every year
it made it very hard
for me.
81 saw the Com
pound advertised in
our paper, and tried
;t T. hos roc+oroH
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

Every man ought to have good-na-
tured wife to grumble at occasionally.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

my health 80 I can do all my work and
I am so grateful that am recommend-
ing it to my friends. - Mrs. u. III.
ALTERS, R. R. 4, Oregon, Ill.
Onlywomen who have suffered the tor;
along from day to day can realize the
relief which this famous root and herb
remedy, Lydia E. inkham's Vegetable
Compound, brought to Mrs; Alters.
Women everywhere in Mrs. Alters
co..lition should profit by her recon-
mendation, and if there are any, COM
plications write Lydia E. Pinkham's
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass, for advice.
The result of their 40 years experience
is at your service.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
NOW RAISES
800 CHICKENS
After Being Relieved of Or.
ganic Trouble by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Oregon, TILT took Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound for an or
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

A lot of good liars got their training
by making excuses.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Disappearing Service.

mo" said the commuter. I'm not
making any complaints about the
road"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
Infa!lible Sian.

''There goes another married man J"
said a girl in charge of a candy coun-
ter.
GLOW do you know" asked the cash.
Ter.
''He used to buy three-pound box
Of candy twice week, and now he
BUYS a half-pound once month"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

Find Coal in Argentina.
Coal deposits have been discovered
IN the Andean foothills Of Argentina.
Consular Report.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

'"Then you are satisfied?'
II won't say that. But the last time
1 complained about my trip they took
that train off the next day."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26
BAD BREATH
Often Caused by
Acid Stomach

How can anyone with sour, CASEY
stomach, who is constantly belching, has
heartburn and suffers from indigestion have
anything but a bad breath? All of these
stomach disorders mean just one thing
Acid-Stomach.
EATONIC. the wonderful new stomach
remedy in pleasant tasting bIet form that
you eat like bit of candy. brings quick
relief from these stomach miseries BATON
&c sweetens the breath because 1t makes the
stomach sweet, cool and comfortable. Try it
for that nasty taste, congested throat and
"heady feeling" after too much smoking.
If neglected. Acid-Stomach may cause you
lot Of serious trouble. 1t leads to ner-
vousness, headaches. insomnia, melancholia,
rheumatism, sciatica, heart trouble. ulcer
and cancer OF the stomach. 1t makes its
millions Of victims weak and miserable.
list<ess. lacking in energy. all tired out. 1t
often brings about chronic invalidism, pre-
mature old age, a shortening of ones days.
You need the help that EATONIC can give
you IL you not feeling strong and
well you should. You will be surprised
TO see how much better you will feel Just as
soon you begin taking this wonderful
stomach remedy. Get Dig so cent box
from your druggist today. He will return
ut ed
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1919-09-26

Objected to parking"
My laundress' young son brings my
laundry home in his little wagOns
writes correspondent. The other
evening he had his little baby sister
along, and left her sitting in the wag-
onswhile he brought the basket in the
house.
The baby started to cry and l said:
whats the matter with herr?
ooh, she wants to come with mes
she never does stand for being
parked" he replied.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-21
Russian Soviets
to Deposit Gold
in American Banks

New York, March 21.-As the first
step toward obtaining recognition
nv the United States, the Russian
Soviet government is prepared to
deposit s20O,000,OOO in gold with
American and European banks for
the purchase of supplies needed in
reconstruction work, according to
a statement issued here by l.. c. A.
K Martens. American representa-
tive of the Demidoff Iron and Steel
Works in Moscow, through the 'ou-
reau of representatives of the Rus
sian Socialist Federal Soviet Re-
public"
Asserting that he had received
this wee khis appointment as official
representative of the Soviet govern
ment in the United States, Mr.. Mar
tens said he had forwarded his cre-
dentials to the State Department and
meanwhile had opened temporary
headquarters in this city.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-21
MORMONs ARE SAFE

Juarcz, Mex, March 21.-"We are
all right, are we'll and have not been
physically mistreated, according to
a message received here late to-day
from Bishop Joseph c. Bentley,
president of the Juarez stake of the
Mormon Church, James E. What
ten, head missionary for the stake,
and Albert Tietjen, another Nor
mon. all of whom were captured by
Francisco Villas band near Las
Cruces, Mexico, last week. They
j have been released and are making
their way back to Colonia Juarez
from Villas camp in the Mexican
mountains,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-21
JAMES i. CoNNELL DIES

Scranton, Pa. March 21.-James
L. Connell, son of the late Congress
man William Connell and consid-
cred the wealthiest man in the city,
died last night following a brief
/ fitness. He was interested in coal
'and many other industries.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-03-21
Spring Millinery of Surprising
Loneliness inThis Opening Display

The versatility of millinery designers is demonstrated for this
formal of the NODES including hundreds and
dred of Waeaus Turbans Sailors dTectoe effects tailored
transparent jet hatsno two hats alike
tuyS Spingtim
Harrisburg.
Pomroy Stewards Front