Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-09-02
If Your Heart Is Wearying.

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If Your Heart Is Wearying.
And if your heart is wearying,
Rhen 1 seek for sleep;
/ I could not ever wake again
Without your love to keep.
/ But go your ways in happiness
| And never think of me.
> For have gold halls in heaven,
Gold harp and crystal sea
Yet though / sang in heavens halls,
o, love, if you should take
| Some other love-I think in heaven
/ My heart l know would break.
MARGARET WIDEMER
Our wagon at your neighbours door means
that the package being delivered is paid for"
is the sign that, one OF the large Chicago dry
goods merchants has printed on the autos in
which he sends out merchandise to customers.
And the idea has proved a great business get
ter Naturally we all like to create the i'm
preston that we are good pay. It's a human
weakness. The Chicago merchant saw it. COM
merciaIized it, and is cashing it handsomely.
Strange it has not been tried in these parts.
One of the magazines is running stories on
human insists. One wife tells of her husband,
explaining that he earns living as lawyer,
but that he loves mechanics best For in
stance he has ffve-yeaT- old car that he keeps
looking younger than new ones owned by his
friends. wife claims. Most auto owners will
charge that there is liar as well as lawyer
in that family.
In local police court bootlegger was fined
on "A charge of disorderly conduct On the as
sumption that ne was accessory after the fact
the fact being that the one to whom the con-
traband was sold misdemeaned?
A boy in Joliet. when brought into court for
incorrigibility, sentenced himself to the reform
school He admitted he couldn't behave him
self so long as he was living among the crowd
of boys with whom he had been reared. The
judge complimented him on his determination
TO reform. Here is one boy who will make
good. 1t will be interesting to watch his career.
Do YOU know how many days there are be
fore you will have TO begin making up that
Christmas list again? Life is just o. d. t. a. a,
One Of Doc Brady's readers writes him to
learn why is sleep before midnight supposed
to be OF greater value than the hours after
midnight. The doc advises nine hours of re-
pose but he sidesteps the question put 10 him.
Most of our best people, however, seem 10 be
afraid 10 hit the hay before midnight. As
George Ado once said: Early to bed and early
to rse-you will miss most Of our best people"
II is hiuted that Mr.. Wilson and Colonel
House have had misunderstanding. Well. if
thew have nobody will ever be the wiser il it
is left to the colonel to let out the secret And
we may rest assured that the president isn't
going to sputter. So it would seem, the Incl
dent is closed before it is opened
Well. Knox always was a knocker anyway
of everything that didn't point in his dire
ton He'll knock at the gates on judgment
day.
The printer eastern paper made it
say fine showing in goats" when it should
have been coats. referring to women's apparel.
Write your own wheeler
Young man in Pennsylvania when asked
nv if he healthy pYplainel
that he ran around in France with the coolies.
And she ran to her mother IN jealous rage
Galli-Curcf finally has got up courage
enough to name the she alleges her
husband has been unduly intimate with. stip-
ulating his unfaithfulness grounds for di-
vorce Many accused CALI of sparring for
publicity when her suit was first mentioned.
accusing her of following the scheme of other
public entertainers to gain newspaper notori-
ETY.. But CALI appears to be on the square,
and evidently there isn't any other man in the
case, for if there were friend husband would
have said so before now. If you ever have
heard CALI sing you couldn't believe her to be
other than what God intended her to be.
Speaking of the ups and downs of life, the
most we speak about these days is the ups
Street Car Comedy.
80 Name is engaged to a printer"
Yes; he told her she is just his type"
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Well there is still left the spirits of ammo
mia, anyway.
A way of your own is a good thing to have
But you'll find that it doesn't pay
To grumble and fret II once in a while
Things are not coming your way.
O.
man from whom artist borrowed
s. described him as excellent re-toucher
To be patriotic a girl doesn't have TO use
her cheeks as color bearers
J.MC.