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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

rounded figure is most admired.
the well rounded form which is usually
accompanied by the bloom of health and
ettractiveness.
That millions of people are conscious
OF this handicap is evident from the con-
tinued appearance in newspapers and
magazines OF many suggestions proposing
exercises, either of which might or might
not be appropriate for a given case
Authorities, however, agree that healthy
nerve tissue is absolutely essential to a
strong, robust body and mind. Weak
nerves, while indicated by multitude of
different symptoms, more Immediately and
generally result in lack of energy Sleep
lessness, irritability, depression etc,
which conditions gradually consume the
healthy flesh. leaving ugly hollows, fiat
legs.
Our bodies need more phosphate than
most Of them are able to extract from
the foods we eat nowadays, and many
which may be taken into the human
system that so effectively supplies this
deficiency as the pure organic phosphate
known as bitro-phosphate and sold by
good druggists everywhere.
The. essential phosphoric food elements
IN bitro-phoSphate assimilated by the
nerve cells should soon produce a pleas
ing change in nerve energy and hence
increased vitality and strength. With the
burdens of nervousness sleeplessness,
with its attractive fullness and rudy
glow OF health replaces the former picture
Of skin and bones.
CAUTION: - Although Bitro-Phosphate
is unexcelled for the relief of nervousness
and attendant disorders, owing to its ten
dency 10 increase weight. one shoulc
watch the scales while taking 1t unless
II is the desire to put on flesh.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
The Rlaht Contempt.

All the world still talks about the
insult that Count Won Brockdorff- Rant
Eau put upon the allies by making his
preliminary speech at the peace con-
ference without rising from his chair.
But one of the diplomats dismissed
this insult in the contemptuous man
ner 1t deserved.
"Poohl = he was heard to murmur
when the counts speech ended. Hes
got TO take his medicine. Well, what's
the difference whether he takes lt
standing up or sitting downT-Detroit
Free Press.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
THE MOST DANGEROUS
OF ALL DISEASES

Get some GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
Oil Capsules at once. They are an old,
tried preparation used all over the
world for centuries. They contain only
old-fashioned, soothing oils combined
with STRENGTHENING and system-cleans-
Ing herbs, well known and used by ply
&Risns in their daily practice. GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules are i'm
ported direct from the laboratories in
Holland. They are convenient to take,
and will either give prompt relief or
your money viii be refunded. Ask for
them at any drug store, but be sure
to get the original imported GOLD
MEDAL brand. Accept no substitutes.
In sealed packages. Three sizeA
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

No organs Of the human body are So
important to health and long life as the
kidneys. When they slow up and COM
mence to lag in their duties, look outl
Danger Is in sight.
Find out what the trouble is-with-
out delay. Whenever you feel nervous,
weak, dizzy, suffer from sleeplessness,
or have paiRs in the back, wake up at
once. Your kidneys need help. These are
are not performing their functions
properly. They are only half doing
their work and are allowing impurities
TO accumulate and be converted into
uric acid and other poisons, which
are causing you distress and will de.
stroy you unless they ere driven from
you. system.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Snail Boy-Father wants to know,
Mr.. Jones, If you'll trust him for a
joint of beef till pay day.
Butcher (amazed)-He didn't say
that?
Small Boy-What he wants is
pound Of pork sausages; but thought
I'd begin high and then come down
bit by bit if you proved Stubborn
London Answers.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
Paper From White Pine.

Manufacturers of rough pine lum-
Der state that the white pine in
northern chihuahua is admirably
adapted to the manufacture of paper.
A milling company in Ell Paso. Tex, is
now making boxes of rough pine lum-
her produced in this district on the
main line of the Mexico Northwestern
railway.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
Lift off COrns!
Doesn't hurt a bit and FreeZone
costs only a few cents.

With your fingers! You car lift of
any hard corn. soft corn, or corn be-
tween the toes, and the hard skin cal
fuses from bottom of feet.
A tiny bottle of "Freezone" costs
little at any drug store; apply a few
drops upon the corn or callus. In
stantly It stops hurting. then shortly
you lift that bothersome corn or caIlus
right off. root and all, without one bit
Of pain or soreness. Trulyl No hum
buxi
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Mistress-rm afraid my poor, dar-
ling little Topsy will never recover. Do
you know, Bridget. l think the kind
est thing would be to have her chloro-
formed and put out OF her misery7
Bridget wouldn't do that. mum.
Sure. she might get better. after all.
an then ye'd he sorry We had her kill
ed.-BOston Transcript.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
The Riuht Man.

Applicant-Got a job for a soldier
that went through the Hindenburg
line?
Proprietor and Editor of the Crimi-
nal Gulch Whoop (wearily)-I have
that very thing. young man. I'm dead
tired from hopping up Infatuated read
ers and spring poets. Take off your
coat and go on sentry duty.--Buffalo
Express.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
The Difficulty.

at doesn't follow that a successful
business man can be success in pol
tiles"
"No?"
"No. A man may be able to run a
big business without any trouble at
all, but the minute he tries to run
a big city he finds that he's got to
please everybody and that's q job he
knows nothing about"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
Another Motive Impuaned.

Wife (after church service, angrily)
Why did you put IS bill on the
plate, Gregory?
Hubby-It's little enough.
wife-Considerin what you did at
some directors meeting lately. eh7-
Buffalo Express.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Madison - Plans for improvements
and changes in buildings at the Uni
versity of Wisconsin estimated to cost
$3.50, 90s50 have been approved by the
STATE board % education, and the uni
versity regents directed to receive
bids.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Manitowoc - Special agents Of the
Chicago & Northwestern have uncov-
cred a series of wholesale thefts from
the warehouse of the railway at Two
Rivers and thus far four have been
arrested.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Madison There are now 125 gold
stars on the honor roll of 4,796 stu
dents and alumni of the University OF
Wisconsin who were in service during
the war The gold stars honor 124
men and one woman who died in uni
form.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Peshtigo - The bell IT st. Mary's
church, broken at the time the armis-
tice was signed, has been repaired.
The sexton rang the bell 10 hard that a
crack similar to that in the famous
Liberty Bell made it useless.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
Quite Ready.

Teacher-Now. Willie, can you men
ton any creature that belongs to the
brute creation?
willie-Yes'm; my pa does. my ma
says.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
Paradoxical Sort.

"a doctor is a queer sort of man."
"Why so?"
";le is most angry and irritable
when he finds he must have patients"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
Pert llnentl Question,

Ensployer-The boy had before is
worth twice as much as you are.
Boy-Did he get it?-Boston Tran
script.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Nothing makes a woman with new
hat SO angry as TO have another wom-
an pass her without noticing II.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
Quite Compatible.

81 heard the speakers address was
extempore" eft wasn't anything of
the kind 1t was rotten"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Neenah - Municipal construction
work is being seriously delayed be
cause OF the almost absolute impossi-
bility of procuring labor. according TO
city officials.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

1t takes a man with sense to make
q dollar go a long way.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
INCREASE WEIGHT
And VITALITY
With PHOSPHATE
Nsthine Like Plain 6Itro-Phosphats 70
Put on Firm, Healthy Flesh and
70 increase Strength, viaor
and Nerve Force.

fxe more and more that the lack of phys
lcsl strength and nerve exhaustion fire.
euently evidenced by excessive thinness)
are the direct cause not only of the fail
ore TO succeed In LIES struggle for the
pecessiCes OF existence, but also for the
handicap IN ones social aspirations. Com
pare the thin. sickly. angular frame with
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

There is no cold cream that will
keen away wrinkles so successfully as
the milk Of human kindness.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Manitowoc - This city is to order
three carloads of canned goods from
the governments surplus stock at Chi
cago and city agent is at Chicago to
do the buying. If the public here sup
ports the move three more carloads
will be obtained, if possible.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Many useless things are highly treas
ured-as the freckles on a boys face.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

If n patient has lots of money any
doctor can relieve him.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
Acid-Ston1ac1
Makes 9 Out of 10
People Suffer

Doctors declare that more than 70 nom
organic diseases be traced to Acid
Stomach. Starting with Indigestion. hearts
burn. beiehing, food-repesting. bIoat. sour.
gsssy stomach. the entire system eventually
becomes affected. every vital organ suffering
In some degree other You these vic
tins Of Acid Stomach everywhere-peOpls
who are subject to nervousness, headache,
insomnia, hiiiOusncss-people who suffer from
rheumatism. lumbago. scistics and aches and
pains all over the body. II is safe 10 say
that about people out Of 10 suffer to some
extent from Acid Stomach.
II you suffer from stomach trouble or
sven II you do not feel any stomach distress,
yet weak and siling. feel tired and
dragged out. lack pep" and enthusiasm and
know that something is wrong although you
cannot locate the exact cause Of your trou-
bls-you naturally want TO get back your
grip on health quickly possible. Then
take EATONIC. the wonderful modern REM
edy that brings quick relief from pains Of
indigestion. beichtaE. gassy bloat. etc Keep
your stomach strong. clean and sweet. See
how your general health tmproves-how
quickly the old-tims vim. viEor and vitality
comes back
Get big soc Dor Of EAToNIc from your
druggist today. II IL guaranteed 70 please
you. II you are not satisfied your druggist
will refund your money.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Madison-One of the only two WON
en- instructors in the agricultural
school of the American Army Univer
sity of Beaune, France, was Miss Eliz
abeth Baker of Oconomowoc, who
graduated from the University of Wis
consin College of Agriculture in 1915
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

towards weapons neither cut nor
pierce.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Sometimes a bayonet just bristles
with the missionary spirit.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30


At al Druggists. Write for Free Eye Book
Nwsss Eye Rezedy G. ESsuy. cAiesss, U. S.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
FRECKLES
Nsw /, De Tins g Cet Rid q Tee UfIy Spsls

There's no longer the slightest need Of feeIing
ashamed Of your freckles, as Othine-dOubls
Strengths guaranteed to remove these horely
spots.
Simply get ounce Of 0thine-doubis
strength-srom your druggist, and apply a little
Of IL Night and morning and you should soon see
that sven the worst freckles have begun to dis
appear, While tke lighter ones have vanished en-
tirsly. II is seldon that more than ounce
Is needed u completely clear the skin ana gaia
Beautiful clear complexion
BE to ask for the double strength Othfse,
a. this 10 sold under guarantee Of money bacn
II II fails 70 remove freckles.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

A calm is welcome after storm.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Manitowoc - The active campaign
for the reorganized Chamber of Com
merce has closed and the new body
will start with charter membership
Of $50. membership fee of S25 was
asked and the new association will
start with a working capital of more
than $4,000.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

la Crosse - Wearing the croix de
guerre with silver stars and the Russia
Cross of ST. Anne, Capt. joe r. Moore.
former nor nal school teache here. al
rived home after many rIonths Of
service in Russia Ia viii probably
resume teaching In the local school.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Sheboygan - William Gabsch de-
clared that while cleaning stones from
his land near St. Wendell, Wis, he
found layer of copper imbedded in
an unusually heavy stone. He plans
a careful analysis of his soil, to ascer-
tain whether or not there is a stratum
of copper ore in his property.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Rests, kstreskes, Sesthes.
Hesls-Keep your Eyes
Strong and Healthy. II
they Tire Smart. Itch. CT
Burn. if Sore, hntsted,
Infizned or Granulsted.
a Ia
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Lake Geneva-A real army training
camp will be held at Hayes park.
on the campus of the Northwestern
Military academy, for a month at a
charge of SIP week for each recruit.
The new camp is designed TO be of
particular benefit to business girls
over 20, whose work makes it difficult
for them to get the right kind Of ply
steal training. Gen. Leonard Wood,
commander of the central military de-
partment, has accepted the position Of
honorary chairman of the executive
committee arranging the camp.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30
Restaurant Owed Them Money.

Restaurant Owed Them Money.
"What became of that odd restaur
ant you used TO have here, where they
weighed you on entering and leaving
and charged you for the difference in
weightT'
Had to close up. Fellows used to
go in with bricks concealed under their
coats and after eating leave the brick
under the table, They weighed less
going out than when they cptered."-
Boston Transcript.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Madison - That Lieut.. Gov. E. F.
nithmar. Baraboo. is planning TO be
come a candidate for governor on the
Republican ticket became known when
it was announced that a petition was
ing Mr.. Dithmar to be a candidate.
Just how many names had been at
fixed could not be learned. 1t was
stated that Senator ]. Henry Bennett,
Viroqua; Senator W. T. Olson and
several other senators have signed the
call.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Rhinelander - Attempting to start
from the race track at the fair grounds
of this city, a big Curtis aeroplane,
owned by the Green Bay Aero club
and piloted by w. G. Moorse, crushed
into a fence and was put out of com
mission. Neither the pilot nor Mech.
anician Ray Cox, who accompanied
him, were injured.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Menasha-Upwards Of $4,000, SUB
scribed TO The Menasha Building Fund
is the record set up here al a mass
meeting Of citizens. WorkOn consiruc.
ton Of new homes to relieve the house
shortage here viii be commenced al
once, it is said
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Maiden Rock-The little daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Brown, who live
at Browns corner, was terribly bitten
In the face by the old family dog The
animal had always been gentle, but
became Infatuated when the child
playfully kicked him.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Racine-Kenosha, South Milwaukee
and Cudahy suffered as result of the
strike of 100 men at the plants Of the
Wisconsin Gas and Electro company.
many of the manufacturing plants as
well as several homes depending upon
the gas furnished by that concern. The
gas in reserve tanks has been ex-
hausted with the result that the mains
were shut off. Homes with gas
ranges. and relying upon these for
home cooking were hard hit when the
supply was shut OF.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Madison-That money in the banks
Is now being diverted into regular in
vestment channels. was indicated by
the report of State Banking Commits
sioner Cousins, which showed de
crease of s7,626.o00 in individual and
demand certificates of deposit and an
increase Of S11.445.639 in loans and
discounts. As is usual at this time Of
the season. there is decrease in bank
Sc ources. The res state banks had
total resources June 80 Of s42Z, 74s,-
SS5.59 as compared with S425.6II,-
653.37. Nay IL, a decrease Of $2.ss1,
1878
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Tomah - The treasury department
at Washington notified postmaster
Marcus Syverson that bids on the
proposed new Tomah post Office were
above the appropriation allowed for
that purpose. This was expected in
view of the increased cost of labor and
materials and it is now presumed &C
ton thereon will await a larger ap,
preparation, which Congressman Esch
will try to put through.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Sheboygan - The Central Labor
Council has submitted the proposition
for general strike, tying up all in
dustry in Sheboygan, in sympathy
with the tannery workers, who have
been out on strike more than month,
to a referendum vote of the individ.
ual unions. The vote will be taken by
secret ballot and communicated to tho
central body.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Oshkosh - Since July l, when the
war time prohibition went into effect
there has been but one occupant OF
the city Jail over night. He was a
volunteer ledger, a man who lives in
Oshkosh and who offered to pay for
his lodgings and breakfast. Neither
has there been an arrest in Oshkosh
for drunkenness since July /.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Edgerton - Frederick ". Coon. &C..
editor Of the Wisconsin Tobacco Re
porter. died here after long illness.
Mr.. Coon was a graduate of the Uni.
versity of Wisconsin and spent prac-
tieally his whole life in newspaper
work in this state
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

La Crosse-More than a score of yat
liable sheep have been killed during
the last week in the town of Green.
field, this county. farmers report. A
large timber wolf has been seen in the
town, and he is believed TO be the
slayer. The farmers have set traps
for the folf and hope to bag him before
he commits many more depredations.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Tomah-Comprehensive plans have
been worked out by County Highway
Commissioner c. H. Willard for road
improvements. Twelve bridges will be
built in various parts of Monroe coun-
ty. Nearly all will be of reinforced
concrete and will remove a source of
danger to travel. Two are in the town
of Little Falls, two in Jefferson, one in
Sparta, two in Wilton, one in Ridge
Vile, one in Adrian, one in Green
field, one in Lincoln and one in Leon.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Rhinelander - Rhinehart Meyers.
well known lumberman, was arrested
by Stephen ]. Gwidt, conservation
warden on the charge Of using a net
in the Some River. In court Meyers
entered plea of guilty to the charge
and was fined $50 and costs. Arrests
for violations of the state fish laws
have been frequent in Oneida County
this summer and conservation ward
ems are kept busy.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1919-07-30

Green Bay M embers of the coast
guard at the Kewaunee station do not
view with favor the new bill in con.
gress seeking to consolidate the coast
guard with the navy. The coast guard
is composed of picked men, superior,
it is claimed. in many respects. to the
men in the navy.
The Cordova daily times., 1919-04-09

curing plants, 2S; cold storage, C; clam canneries, 8; miscellaneous, IS; by-products, fish meal, oil and fert1- lizer II. A number of new canneries are being erected, which will be op- erated this year.
 Railroad Conditions Unsettled
 The fact that congress adjourned without passing the appropriation for the continuation of work by the Alaska Engineering Commission on the gov ernment railroad from the coast to the Interior was unfortunate, but it Is believed the work will be but slightly delayed, as the special term of con- gress soon to be called is expected to make the needed appropriation. The Alaska road commission appropriation was held up at the same time as that of the engineering commission, but will probably be passed at the special session of congress.
 @ Where Prosperity Stalks Our Matanuska correspondent says that locality possesses all the require ments necessary to make agricultural pursuits uccessful-fertile soil and excellent climate. Spring wheat, oats, barley and all varieties of root crops mature there to perfection. The one thing lacking is system of roads. Anyone desiring accurate and full in- formation concerning the great Mata- nuska valley, it's resources and indus tries, can be accommodated by writ ing to Martin Leckwald, Matanuska, Alaska. Inclose stamped return en- 1 velope.
 Members of Cabinet MemoriaIized | At the request of the Anchorage Chamber of Commerce the territorial legislature has memorialfzed the secre- taries of the navy, labor and of the interior to expend one million dollars i now in the control of the secretary of the navy in cooperating with the Alaskan Engineering Commission in the development of the government coal fields along the line of the gov ernment railroad, thus relieving the A. E. c. of the cost and at the same time enabling the latter to continue the work of railroad construction with the limited means at hand.
 Natives Predominate at Anvik
 Anvik, on the Yukon river, forty miles above Holy Cross, has popu. lation of 15O persons, of whom less than dozen are white, the remainder being Indians. Of the whites, five are men and three of them are traders and two are Episcopalian missionar. l ies. A letter from Anvik confirms the discovery of gold on the Stuyhok, but gives no details. Trapping and fishing are the principal industries, the latter being carried on in winter through holes cut in the river ice. The local ity is admirably adapted to cat tie, there being an unlimited amount of grass for both pasture in summer and hay in winter At Shageluk, thirty miles east of Anvik, is large herd of reindeer, which is doing re. markedly we'll.
 Gold Mining Taking On New Life
 All the big gold quartz industries in Alaska are steadily increasing the volume of their operations, and pre-. l war conditions are being rapidlv re-
The Cordova daily times., 1919-04-09

stored. Copper circles are quiet and will remain so until the surplus of that mineral now on hand is materially reduced. May Locate Homesteaders in Alaska
 All persons who have not exercised homestead rights elsewhere in the United States since July 8, 1916, are eligible to file on homesteads in Alaska