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The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

ways full of hot air, but can't raise an ounce of steam and is always on the go, but never get anywhere. -'-
 Once in wniic a many-sided man marries a two-faced woman And there is helltupay.
 A hobble skirt doesn't keep a woman from getting a gait on when she is running to meet trouble,
 A bill introduced in the Ohio Leg islature makes it unlawful to sing a German song in the Buckeye State. Oh, well, it won't make much differ ence. A man won't feel like singing 'Hi Lee, HI Lo," when he has noth- ing in his system but 2 O. No matter how good he is at gcom- etry, a roundcr has hard time euaring himself when he gets home at am. tsA Our idea of a hypocrite is 2 man who pretendsz to be 9 vegetarian and yet plays poker for stalk stakes every night. : ~ ..sx It takes a dentist to open up a c,ose-mouthed man, and shut up m open-mouthed woman.
 Some men are so doggone lazy that even though they do nothing they do not do that well.
 A woman thinks that bank is unreasonably suspicious in wanting you to deposit your money before it will cash your check.
 You thought you stole that kiss from her last night, didn't you? But YOU are away of. young fellow. That kiss was handed to you on silver platter.
 The fellow who can look prosper ous and happy when he is neither is bound to be successful. You cant keep him down.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Conditions in Alaska

(St. Louis Globe -Democrat)
 The Globe Democrat has often commented on the surpassng riches of Alaska outside the yellow metal for which it is renowned, but aside from the com mercial reports literature Alaska deals With political feuds, high-handed attempts at seizng it's resources, the experimental railway building by the Government of external soltudes of snow and the struggles of elemental and women. But Dr. s. Hall Young who has been a Presbyterian missionary in Alaska for forty-one years has many interesting things to tell of present conditions trasted with the reign of lawlessness and the mad rushes of individual prospectors for gold in the early days. He says that mining is stabilized and carried by the most modern processes. Notwith- standing the high latitude, all Southern Alaska Is population of 2,OOO ,O0O while all Alaska has only about S5,000 people, of whom 60,0OO white and 5000 Indians. The Indians read, write and work and self-supportng, not having been coddled and made worthless by the foolish methods we have pur- sued at home in efforts to protect the Indians '
 The Alaskans, according to the revered mission ary, are normal, although unusually hardy people. They not all engaged in mining Fishing and the trapping of fur bearing animals will always be prof proper rilway facilities, very rich. The opera tion of coal mines, under more practicable plans of leasing, will give great impetus to the development of other Alaskan resources. The town inhabitants engage in ordinary pursuits. It is gratifying to know that second greatest International real estate speculation has turned out well, and by studying the history of Alaska we may learn what to avoid in fthe way of experiments. Dr. Young talks gently of of the mistakes made in Alaska but they contain many lessons which might be profitable to Congress, if it ever find time from the discussion of more pressing political questions go into them But Alaska should keep on protesting against being the dog on which every new scheme is to be tried.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
HOW PRIMA DONNAS
 CONDUCTED A SMALL OVATION" THEIR OWN

LONDON, June 4.-Prima donnas, tenors and conductors ruled amicably together, in one of the queerest 80 yiets" the revolution produced in Petrograd, says Albert Coates, an English conductor who has recent ly returned from Russia. The Mary insky Opera, with which MT. Coates was connected at the time, thus managed to escape being engulfed by Bolshevism.
 "At the beginning of the revolu- tion," he relates, i've formed little Republic of our own and ruled our selves. We constituted an adminis- trative committee, consisting of two conductors, of whom | was one, four singers, two chorus and two orches- | tra artists, the members being all chosen by vote.
 "There were no intrigues, every body having only the good of the theatre at heart, and the opera flourished both artistically and fi- nancially until hunger sapped our strength and beat us in an uneven fight.
 "We went through one bad crisis when the mob swarmed round the theatre and was preparing to burn it down. We all went out enmasse to the front of the building, and each one of us harrangued that part of the crowd that he fell among, and so we managed to turn them from their purpose and saved our theatre"
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
THE ELECTION

The election Tucsday shows what might happen when people take things for granted and relraih from going to the polls. The Wickersham leaders throughout the Territory endeavored to catch the necpe who are interested in constructive government, orderly progress and development mapping. Ihey endeavored quietly to throw their vote Tor Jones' the Labor candidate while the people were busy about other affairs than politics They realized that anything might happen when pyeryconfident peo- IIe refrain from voting.
 However while the vote in the Territory was small the returns will show that elections were helo generally throughout the Territory, and that MT Grigsby's vote will run into respectable figures Yet the attempt of the Wickershamites to pussyfoot to victory should carry it's lesson to those Juneauites and others who certain of the results that they did not It demonstrated the possible dan gers that lrk in the wake of indifference and lack of pains in voting. Gastineau Channel should have given! Mr. Grigsby several hundred more votes. ln- stead of a majority of something less than 300 1t should have been twice that.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
NO SURER FOUNDATION FOR PEACE

Nothing finer could be said of the work of an old parish priest in Youngstown, Ohio, whose golden sacerdotal jubilee just been celebrated that 80 per cent of his flock their own homes. When the jubilating audience heard the announcement made broke into cheers that passed into prolonged applause. Commenting upon this remarkable fact, of the orators very truthfully asserted that where people their dwellings there is little opportunity for Bolshevism and kindred subversive doctrines to gain foohold to the injury of the com munity. For half century the old clergyman in sstenty taught his parshoners the lesson of saving something their earnings and investing it in roof-tree which they might hold shelter in the days of adyerstyr The corollary produced has been prosperity. and ancary thereto, parish of peace fully inclined men and
 Nothing again, is more certain than the fact that the who has stake in the city of the country wherein he dwells potent factor for good whereas the wanderer and the itinerant worker are just the opposite France is strong because of the foundation of small farmsteads which she stands. and eventually, it is the Russian who will yet that distracted country. It follows, therefore, that whoever helps to home helps to strengthen the community to lay the groundss ot peace and to insure domestic stability in all of its comforting forms. ts,sf a-';
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Travel in the Air
(Los Angeles Times)

(I1os Angeles Times)
 Travel in the air commercial basis appears to be an accomplished fact. A generation ago air. flights were considered impossible. Only short time ago flying with heavier r-than-air planes haz- ardous undertaking. Now companies are being or ganized to carry passengers, mail and express be- tween large cities.
 Significant as indicating that travel is nc longer considered very dangerous is the announce ment by a big insurance company that it has extend ed its service include ai rtravel risks. The will write insurance on public liability includ ing damage property by airpane accidents and on the passengers The is about four times as much as for automobile travel.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Post. War Traffic Record Established
(Cincinnati Enquirer )

Cincinnati Enquirer-)
 Commercial conditions improving. The re- cent growth of freight another unmstakable 1nd1- cation that postwar conditions rapidly assuming inc limited States is on wonderful period of industrial development and in this connection Cincinnati is playing an important part as the rec ognized gateway to ahe Middle West, ae.ele g. .
 According to the report. of the office of Terminal Director John A. Morris, more than 5000 loaded freight cars crossed from Covington to Cincinnati in one day recently. This is the heaviest bridge movement since the signing of the armistce reduced traffic.
 In addition to establishing this record there has been substantial increase in daily interchange, par ticularly within the last two weeks This increase in interchange through the Cincinnati terminals is nationally and locally significant There is no better barometer for judging business conditions.
 It is evident that orders are being rapidly filled and empty freight again are at premium
 This increse in interchange at this point again demonstrates the crying need for adequate Cincin- nati terminal facilities.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
FRENCH MILITARY
 FIND DEMAND FOR
 AUTOS IS HEAVY

PARIS, June 3. - The French authorities hold periodi- gal sales by auction of automobiles for which the army has no further use. The demand for these ma chimes, many of which do not need very great repairs, is so great that one days receipts were the equiva- Int to $240,000
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

md omitted mention of the utter destruction Of the coal mines in Belgium and France. Also, they omit ed mention of the possibility of increasing the out nut of the mines left to Germany ana forgot the millions of tons of Ignite which Germany annually mines and may still mine.
 These are only few illustrations Of the puerlie nsufficiency of the case which Brockdorff-Rantzau made when he tried show that if the Allies persist in their demands they will crush German business md starve Germany.
 Germany will be considerably crippled by the de- rand of the Allies and ought to be, because Ger many crippled the world.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Then It. Happened.

Then It. Happened.
 q wonder if you could?" unused the Rummy, as he stirred his high ball.
 You wonder. if you could what?". demanded the Barkeep, as he picked up an empty pop bottle.
 Why, if you had the nightmare wonder if you could say that you are bedridden?" nrephed the Rummy as he headed for the door
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
HOLDERS OF BONDS
 il MAY CONSOLIDATE

LONDON, June 4.-The holders of $50,000,000 Russian external 6 F per cent. bonds, maturing this month, have proposed that the Gov ernment consolidate their obliga- tions with the Russian obligations held by it and issue against them its own security
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

The proposal for an American protectorate will lot likely go far If there is protectorate over Germany it will be the League or Natlons, lie United States will attempt to run Europe to the exclusion of her Allies.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
BITS OF BY
 By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati Enquirer

No Joke. "Good-natured men are often soft, And all for smoose," said Collier; You'll find jolly fellow oft Goes up against a jollier."
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Good Dope.

Good Dope. This is good dope, it seems to me, Repeat it day and night; man is never left if he Will just try to do right.
 Luke McLuke. And this is true, you'll also find, So sing it with shout, A man is not all in until He finds that he's all out.
 Hastings (Neb.) Tribune.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

It's good plan to distinguish between guart,ty and quality. The people who say just what they think are more numerous than popular.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

President Ebert says he would like to see the United States reject the treaty mere IS someoouS' you see who agrees with Senator Borah.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

British submarine losses in the war amounted to 7.638 900 tons-enough to fit out his'-ciass ha time power.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

"The Germans cannot complain of the blockade says Maxmillan Harden. Cant they? Just listen.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

Drunkenness and poverty used to go hand in nd but at the present market price only miiona ire can afford get drunk
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

predict however. that the real Democratic floor leader will for the present do of leading ty cable-(New York Telegraph)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

The man who is the architect of h,s fortune
 never restricts himself castles in the air
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Quick March!

General March said in March that more troops marched home in March than marched home in February, ana if >as many march home in April as marched home in March many more would march home in May-biiiie Wood.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
The Lost Ivory Charm.

(Ad. in Wapakoneto (Ohio) News,)
 LOST-Watch fob chain and piece of my own skull as charm. Finder please return to Wms. Weber
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

Even if Germany doesn't sign the peace terms she'll have to comply with them
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Our Daily Special.

The only man who always so's what he is looking for is the one who is looking for the worst or It,
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

If Congress and Tumulty this country the President and House will look after Europe (Toledo Blade.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Quaker Quips

You never tell. The success of many a man s due to the fact that he is good gusser. Modesty being checked by the naked truth na-
 urally blushes when confronted by bare fact.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

Is Congress in for nonstop flight of elo quence?-( Baltimore American.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
AW. WMan!

A Chinese play. is very fiat,
 And it will not amuse; % But III say for the actors that They never lose their queues.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

Wealth may not bring happiness, fact tha
 ioesn't seem to remotely interest the protcer
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Names Is Names

Pinky White lives in Arkadeipnia' Arkcnsas.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Luke McIuke Says.

No wonder it is difficult for man to understand woman. Hait 'ne lime a woman doesn't understand hcrself.
 Among the other male animals you meet in this world therc is tne k'ns known ss the Squirt. 4 sQe'r 's s''
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

Congress cannot legislate the ocean dry-(wall Street JournalD
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Marine Pictures.

1 love sea pictures!i goodness knows
 They sure appealitof me; And I would like tos sec all those
 The ships go outaho see
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05

flaw. HaWl
 ''It says here that a scientist has invented concrete shoes said the Old Fogy, as he looked up from the newspaper he was reading. . Concrete shoes are nothing new" replied, the Crouch "The people in the fiat above me have been wearing them ever since I moved in
 Revenge! know that you would grin and grin. and chuckle, too, I do declare, To see a doggone dentist in Another doggone dentists chair.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Revenge!
Had a Bird of a Time.

(Dixon Telegraph.)
 Mir. and Mrs. Harry Birdsong, MT. and Mrs Birdsong and Lloyd Bird song motored to Polo Sunday and 5pent the day with friends.
The Alaska daily empire., 1919-06-05
Ho, Hum!

Writing from a hotel in George town, Ky, G. E. P. says: Nothing makes me so happy as to sit opposite man at o hotel dining-room table md watch said man take out his inife, clean the dirt from under his finger nails and then peel large crescent-shaped slivers from the ends of his talons. I feel almost as happy cs when I find a bed bug galloppng round the front of my hat after have spent an afternoon calling on r1y trade"
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-04-30
OUR ADVERTISERS

original intention of newspaper to spread information
its subscrbers.newsn it Is caedand unless 1t ulfis this
pose WE'LL fails function properly But to be able to exist
subscriptions it must be we'll supplied with adver
tisernents from which it draws it sustenance
Advertisers increase their business the
information of what the business houses offer
ing, and thus tend their output
especially if it be class such the
News when carries the advertisement of business
also world that this firm friend of the Jewish
people Such willing support whose
limited to Jews They their friendship in the
most positive manner-by paying for it.
Such commercial establishments, further than that, by adj
versng Jewish they want and to have
who friends who wish
with them They their frendlness to and it
mutual advantage if the read
er of would parone those business houses
whose it's The readers of the
pr would wide from which to make their choice
thing Patronze those who they want
and who by advertising in which
only reaches Jews.
The News would then really fulfill its function of being help
readers and their friends Let all
of better understanding,
enlarged opportunities of the Jewish News
and its readers.
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-04-30
RABBI JUDELOWITCH HEADS 200
SYNAGOGUES.

Rabbi Abraham Aaron JudclOwitch,
the religious leader who has been
chosen by the Jewish rabbis to hold
this important office, is at present
engaged in interpreting the ancient
scriptures and writings in Il series of
nine volumes.
Ills installation was attended by two
hundred rabbis, representing the Orth-
o,lox Synagog Of America. and the
Jewish Ministers Association of Amer
lea. DR.. Samuel Buchler. Deputy Com
missioner of Public Charities, and
chairman of the Executive Committee
of the Jewish Ministers Association.
presided.
Before his election to his present po-
Sition Rabbi Judclowitch was not I,
public figure. He was born in Minsk,
Russia, siXty-ninc years ago, and for
more than forty-five years has been
!; rabbi. After stay of ten years in
England, he came to America and
held rabbinical positions both in Bos-
ton and New York. In his new ca
pacity as chief law-givcr he will have
under his Jurisdiction some two hun
dred synagogs stretching from coast TO
coast.
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-04-30

Great hopes since entry into the
That great believed yield bounfu harvest
suffered the of life and treasure but of those
tangible things which form and color to life.
founded between nations the hareds
reused WILL than the material changes affect human
affairs for generations
Who realize this than JewS?. sui
intensely continuously thru prejudice Now
association of Jew and Christian brought about
by the field and city, would tend to eradicate the
everywhere Not alone does the feeling
exist nsidious an-semc propaganda is often found
instances have recently to notice.
Economy Advertising Company, of Iowa City, Iowa.
reads 1--WE prefer to let the other cal
take the Jews and foreign trade in general
referred the letter to the League of the
will doubtless convince this that they
are They have grasped the meaning
the purport of the const
tuition under which they live.
Another incident is for it's effect is farreac
ing and School, Philadelphia refused
admit girl They wrote to the father when he inquired
admission, that judging by his he of
faith and that be his daughter not welcome
IT. their urmise to religion was wrong they would be
glad to send him the information desired.
Yet another case.
gentleman who applied for admission his boys
school Lawrenceve New Jersey told hat boys of the
Jewish faith find the Lawrencevie atmosphere less
congnia that parents whose religious affiliations
this belief should make applications for their so
Plain statements they not? Surprising statements
They bring the realization that there need
migrants be taught what this land which they
for freedom them and requires of them Americana
zan must evidently be taught to those who tho they have had
generations of this SOIL have forgotten
those ancestors came here to establish,
Pin prcks such these reminders to Jews that
still prejudice well abroad And such incidents
bring of all Americans the difference between
theory of democracy and it's practical application
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-04-30
PRAISES PRESIDENT WILSON

Rabbi A. II. silver. of Cleveland. at
the Temple sunday morning. spoke
Oh, Woodrow WilsUn-.An Apprccia'
ton
He declared he believed that Pres
idcnt Wilson will be acclaimed by
p0stcrity for four rensons-The logi-
raj. consistent and wise conduct of
the United States in the war: he
cause he gave the moral definition OF
The war: because of his contributions
to humanity. making articulate The
wishes of the submerged masses Of
Europe, and his comprehensive defini,
ton of America
Rabbi Silver said he chose this
subject because h~ believed the host
ut enemie, OF President Wilson Is
growing daily
The Denver Jewish news., 1919-04-30
ACTIVITIES OF THE UNITED
SYNAGOG OF AMERICA.

The new congregation in Hartford,
Conn. has been established with the
aid of the United Synagoe.
Arrangements were made with the
College of the City Of New York by
which the courses given upon the Sab
buth one term. would the following
term be given on another week day,
thus enabling Jewish students to take
the course without violation of the
sabbath.
The Kashruth Directory of restaur-
ant and boarding houses thruout the
country in which the Jewish dietary
laws are observed prepared under the
direction of Rev. DIR. Elias l.. Solo
mon will soon lie published.
The pamphlet on Passover prep,r-
cd by. Prof. Mordecai NJ kaplan has
been sent out in attractive form by
the Women's League of the United
Synagog.
The work Il establishing Stu
dents House at Philadelphia in CON
nection with the University OF
PENNSYLVANIA is steadily progressing.
Efforts towards similar provision ut
the University of Michigan at Ann
.,rbor. are projected.
The students House near Columbia
University is firmly established ana
largely utilized by students from the
Jewish Theological Seminary, Column
hia University and other institutions.
1t is Il Jewish Centre of great ucility.
Arrangements will be made that all
congregations constituent members of
the United Synagog will be visited
and addressed during the ensuing year.
Local branches of the United Syna
cog have been established in Phila-
delpha. Pa, in New York. and ar
rnngemcnts for organizing branches
have been made in other places. In
Philadelphia all the local Organiza-
tions affiliated with the United Syna-
sog met, adopted a constitution ana
elected Officers. Rabbi Max ID. Klein
being elected president Four thous-
and has been raised for the Students
House of that city. In New York.
thirty-fiye delegates, representing
twelve congregations formed branch
for the performance of important Jew
ish work ili the community connected
with education. promoting Judaism
among the young men and women and
other activities.
The annual convention Of the United
Synagog will be held at the Jewish
Theological Seminary i'm New York. on
.Iunc II and Is Extensive prcpara.
lions are directed to making the CON
,cntion noteworthy. 1t will be at
tended by delegates from all parts
OF the country.