The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1919-10-23

Kansas sis. They on ~ f. o. i
wind does 4hat3 bec1Ns<
never been any place
die.ress. 1 started ont tsy4 r. IS
how didn't see the PrcSa q \
Peerless City Of Wichita nm
herself ana was cooked and prlE
welcome the sponsor of The ~
pf Nations and rjKl1t ltere
say that il the PfcGtd mt faila a
IL 0vcrrhe need lock ms
the Peerless City VI find ne M
why. There was "a tsrflbls
star Spangled btrItin, patriOtispf
fannin' energy mixed with t0g
and though the wound may isq
as if it would heal, its goin tos b 3
an almighty big scar. with si IL
six of seven thousand other inc11s3
petents) lost about 8 hours Rq0
sleep III order to be tie first ~
there he is, that's him, etc. All tli6gfl
4 needed was 4 plug hat and u lQa
tailed coat, q pair of ndse glasses S
a hazy expression and Il could hay&|
been the hero Of the day. of coslsss
/ regret the incident as much
Woodrow. possibly can, but
pushed my way through the crowd sx]
could hear the people say, tht
him, there he goes, and they :Mexe
plumb right. II was me and MSl
goin'. Finally the doors Of the great
forum were flung open and the crowd
(and me) rushed in--and such
crowd-they all came the long t 81
short, the fat and the lean, old ONES
young ones, and babies and II saysif
was no place for sensible folks to As.
/ got sandwichcd- in between the two|
long, lank Kansans, beth elf EN- ,vefA|
Republicans, I judged from the shape
of their ears. (They had ears like
jack rabbit, yes). I didn't care
about what their "polly-ticks" wa,
but had to stop chewin' gum be-
cause couldn't keep their whiske1s
out Of my face. Just in front OF NasI
sat two women. They got in tS
argument on '.He Kept us Qqfa
War One of EN- said he did, tlles1
other one says, your anuthers
And just thought, what fools W.
mortals can be, fallin' out and scrap
pin about things Of no Importance
and neglectin' the finer essential
things that make for 4 more. peace
full and happy people. Well, ! sats
and fought the heat land Whiskersl
until i felt that would soon be III
seed Of pulmotor when a man Che
Hooked like an /. W.W.) slid out on
the stage, waved his arms, swallowed
his Adams apple three times and
sqneaked ont something about the.
President havin' eat an aig that was
cooked long enough, but hadn't been
cooked soon enough and it had
caused acute indigestion or some
thing and that the President had had
d collapse and says (tosmyseH) by
sgolly, il don't get away from these
Kansas whiskers I'll have. two more
III the same / felt like defeated
candidate for a county office viz,
sore, eBM satisfied. No one saw the
president, no one got to kiss the
hem OF his garment, and the people
who felt that they held the destiny
,M the leagne1of etc, in their hands
Aljspersed and went about the saner
fhings of life with the expressions of
s1eser. again indelibly stamped on
kheiE rugged features. 1 too will
soon depart from this land Of ttoo
much Henry aud me taking with ME
lfhe solemn reflection that il WASH
rood Tor Woody not to be there
E4sc.
M i never knew Of but one girl who
divae pretty and didn't know il. She
when three weeks old. Yes.
M N hen i boy ! oftefl heard folks
|lSIkip 81 the milk ct human kind
Later in Life + diskivered that
4 2aS1H milk had most I'll 1na1red.