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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04
RoIshevism in Practlce.

81 thought you had an umbrella
.Shen you left home"
81 had" answered the man who was
drenched. II went to a socialist meet
ing where everybody was in favor of
eliminating any individual advantage
BY the time they got through dividing
my umbrella around there wasn't any,
thing left of 1t that anybody could
use"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04


Animals Are Positive Reactors TO
the Tuberculin Test.
as to admit to certification grade
herds in addition to registered cattle.
The annual conference between rep
resentatives of the United States Live
Stock Sanitary association and the
Purebred Cattle Breeders association
resulted liz the further Endorsement of
the tuberculosis eradication campaign
and a recommendation that the work
be extended as rapidly as possible.
The accredited-herd plan is to test
cattle with tuberculin at the request
of the owner, eliminate any reacting
animals either by slaughter or by fol-
lowtzg prescribed sanitary measures,
repeat the test at prescribed intervals,
and list as tuberculosis-free accredited
herds all herds entitled to that dis
tinction.
Very satisfactory progress has been
made during the first year of the
work, and prospects for the future are
bright. During the year 296 herds,
comprising 1924 cattle, have been
fully accredited" as free from tuber-
cIlosis, and 1,462 herds, having 35,052
cattle, passed one successful test in
preparation for certification. In addi-
ton 1922 herds, both purebred and
grade, totaling 9S,002 animals, have
been under supervision for the eradi-
cation of tuberculosis. Each month
additional hea"!s are added to the list.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04
CLEANLINESS IS IMPORTANT
Cows Should Be MIXED In smalETop
or Covered Pail and All
Utensils SteriIized.

1t is important to keep cows clean
and milk them in clean surroundings.
Mix them in a small-top or covered
pail All utensils which come into con-
tact with the milk should be thorough.
" sterilized with steam for at least
five minutes.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04
WhoopeeI

"Heigh-ho" cried the spirited nag,
as he found his bride on the barn floor
and proceeded to smash the snafIle to
smithereens, II should say I've done
my bit"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04
False Economy.

"a long walk will give you a fine
appetite"
That's the reason I'm sitting still"
replied Mr.. Growcher. Il can't afford
a fine appetite"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04

1t takes two to make a quarrel
but when one is willing it's easy
enough to find another.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04

The milk of human klndnes would
be a good deal richer If it weren't
skinned so often.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04
Mo- Quite

''How would you like to be an avn
ator?" 81 can't say it would suit me
down to the ground"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04

Beware Of the man who doesn't
lcck you in the eye-and the female
who does.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04

Headaches, Bilious Attacks. Indigestion, are
cured by taking May Apple, Aloe, Jalap made
into Pleasant Pellets (Dr. Pierce's). Adv
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04
The Contrast

"My dear. the coal and flour are all
out"
"Can't help 1t, Maria; I'm all in"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04

take a day off occasionally, and
your year will accumulate more
slowly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04

It isn't necessary for a girl to be
pretty If she has promising bank
account
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04

The blush of a queen is a royal
flush,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04
For the Liver and Bowels
Has With That.

AN&o NN'Nh
81 don't have no trouble with taxes"
'You evidently have with syntax."
Boston Evening Transcript.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04

AS failure many a man is a sue
cess.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04
Mean Hint

Mean Hint
He-You don't catch my ideas.
She-I'm sorry, but broke my but
terfiy net
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04

Wealthy relatives sometimes enable
q man TO deaf in futures.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1919-04-04

Bringing the Wrinkles.
"Time after all, is the great vaude-
vile artist" "Ebe old fellow is a
headliner all right"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-12
YOU NEVER CAN
TAME A WILD CAT
Mr.. Dodson Warns Against
;; Use of Treacherous, Dan ;.
gerous Calomel

CalomeI salivates. It's mercury.
Calomel acts like dynamite on slug
gish liver. When calomel comes mt
contact with sour bile it crashes 1nta
it, causing cfamping and nausea.
If you feel bilious, headachy, con-
stipated and all knocked out, just g
to your druggist and get bottle o.
Dodson's Liver Tone for few cent
which is a harmless vegetable SUI.
stitute for dangerous calomel. Take
spoonful and if it doesn't start y"n'
liver and straighten you up bette"
and quicker than nasty calomel anG
without making you sick, you just
go back and get your money.
If you take calomel today you'll be
sick and nauseated tomorrow; besides
it may salivate you, while if you tax,
Dcdsons Liver Tone you will wake ~
feeling great, full of ambition anc
ready for work or play. It's harmless
pleasant and safe to give to children
they Ike it.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-12
THREE INJURED N CRASH
autos Collide on Mt. Vernon Road
/: and Two Women and Boy rs
Treated at Hospital

Three persons were injured late
Yesterday afternoon when an aEto-
mobile driven by Mr.. McNeary OF
Fails Church was struck by q mach
Inc while coming from Mount Yer
non.
The injured are Mrs. E. c. Hough,
Mrs. J. F. Craytold and youth
named Robert Mankin.
: All three were rushed to the Alex
andria Hospital They were badly Gu;
SHl bruised and suffered from shSck.
The injured people were treated by DR..
S. B. Moore. The driver Of the ma
chine escaped injury.
. The automobile in WINCH they we're
Seated was wrecked.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-12

rure, which is on view at the lingo
mar Theatre this week. There are
many thrills and much romance IN
this picture. Robert Vigilola WAS the
director.
A real: reel comedy Of the highest
class is Ladies First" the new
Paramount-Mack Sennett mirth pro-
voker which will be shown with the
ab.ve. The comedy is chock full Of
interesting situations, every one Or
which provokes laughter. The chief
PLAYERS are Chester Conklin, Mary
Thurman and Harry Gribbon.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-12

clean entertainment, with the mini
table Lytell in another Of his re-
markable character creations wa'cn
have made him one OF the. most pop
ulsr stars Of the screen today.
The story is che of a young fel-
low who, departing from the paths
of speed and spending, embarks on
newer and cleaner life in a most IN
usual manner and with the most
unforeseen results.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-12
RICHMOND THEATRE

The feature Of the Richmond The
atre program tonight IS mlrth-
provop .ng comedy entitled Easy to
Make Money" with the handsome
Bert Lytell in the stellar role sup
ported by cast of the usual
strength found in all Metro produc-
tons.
The aim of this offering is bright
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-12

and Hnds complete happiness N a.
thrilling picture Of romance ard ad-
venture in The Nature Girl" which
comes to the Grand Theatre tonight
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-12
INGOMAR THEATRE

/: Imagine young girl and an old
maid n q lonely house by the sea,
eating dinnec-when suddenly fe
rocious looking man with club APP
bears. That is one of the scenes in
rYou Never Saw Such a Girl" the
new Vivian Martin Paramount pic
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-12

with Violet Merssleal in the lead
ing role. Also Pete Morrison n
"T'he Four Gun Bandit" ripping
western drama.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1919-09-12

western drama.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24
ALBERT WILLIAMS.

Probably the youngest president of
the Public School Officers Associa-
ton Of Tennessee was elected the 9TH
er day when that honor was unani-
mously conferred on Prof. Albert Will
liams, who is the efficient high school
inspector of the state. Although
young in years Prof. Williams is re-
cognized as one of the strongest fact
ors among the public school men of
Tennessee. He is full Of energy and
enthusiasm and posses the determine
ton of succeed in any thing that he
may attempt. Personally he is one
of the most loveable of men and his
election will be pleasing to numerous
friends over the state who are not
identified with the schol interests.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24

Mutterings among the neutrais
against the proposition that the nu-
cleus of the league of nations be form
ed by the powers allied against Ger
many during the war will not be dis
turbing to the trainers of the world
peace plan. AS some of the states
men have already said, the league of
nations was formed in manner
when the peace conference assemb-
led. Certainly no neutral should be
permitted to participate in the peace
conference unless it's rights are be-
ing considered. After the league is
formed on plan that pleases the as
sociated powers that destroyed the
Teutonic menace to the world, the
neutrals and even the enemy nations
will be accorded membership in the
league if they desire it.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24
LOVE or COUNTRY.


Senator Borah scored good point
when in discussing the proposed Lea
que of Nations, he said that it was the
intense love of country Of the French
and British and Americans that say
ed the day for civilization in the re.
cent war. 1t was this passionate de-
votion to their own land, more strong
ly emphasized probably in the French
character than in that of any other
people, that held the Hun hordes at
bay for so many long and weary
years. This devotion to home and ma
tive land is exemplified in the state
ment that the wounded French SOL
der made to his nurse after he regain
ed consciousness. AS this gallant son
opened his eyes the nurse said gently,
81 am so sorry but it was necessary
to operate; you have lost your leg"
The young hero smiled and promptly
replied: But | did not lose my leg;
| gave it, gave it to France, to my
France" This is the spirit that stop
ped the invaders at the Marine; that
would not allow them to pass at Yer
dun, that cheered and sustained the
soldiers and the people of France in
adversely and in defeat.
Had the spirit of internationalism,
against which Senator Borah inveig-
ed, prevailed, France would never have
resisted unto a victorious end. Rus
STA succumbed because of this spirit
of internationalism that undermines
and ultimately destroys all love Of
country and of home International
ism bears about the same relation to
patriotism that free love does to the
marriage altar. 1t is sort of free love
among peoples that would substitute
for love of country and allegiance to
ones own government, a readiness to
embrace all countries and inevitably
destroy organized governments among
the peoples of the earth. This world
has progressed liberty has been ach-
ieved because of loye of country. The
spirit of patriotism, of devotion to
ones own land and cline, has been
the moving cause in mans long and
toilsome endeavor to achieve higher
and nobler things in life.
1t was internationalism that de-
stroyed Russia; that took that country
from the ranks of the lovers of free
dom and made her the common pro-
perty of every corrupt adventurer Its
spread to Germany no doubt played
very large, perhaps decisive role
in her complete collapse. One of the
gravest problems with which David
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24
THE coLUNBIA HERALD friday -IANuARY III 1ala-

1t is exceedingly doubtful If cattle
marketed at thirteen cents last spring
returned any better profit to their
producers than did cattle marketed
a few years before at eight cents. 1t
costs money and heaps of it, to pro-
duce beef in this day and time. There
Is no guarantee of even the cost price
for production when the time to sell
arrives.
There are thousands of calves on
the farms of Tennessee today that
could not be finished" that is carried
until their maturity without big loss
to the producers. 1t would be an econ
omic waste to fed many calves in
every herd Their grain and hay and
pasturage would cost more than they
would possibly return to the produc-
ers. Farmers are generally going to
carry over. those calves that pro-
mise anything like fair and reason
able return, but assuredly they should
not be expected to feed calves at a
loss. Senator Collins should amend
his bill so as to provide that calves
that are suitable neither for breeding
purposes nor for finished beef, should
be fed at the expense of the state,
There would then be at least a semb-
lance of fairness in the measure.
This bill is production of the
spirit of socialism and of paternalism
that prevails in the land. 1t would
destroy all individual effort, indivi-
dual incentive and individual genius.
1t would substitute the paternal con-
troll of the government for the brains
and the energy and the initiative OF
the individual citizen. We have al
ready gone far, too far on the road OF
socialism and it is time now to call
halt 1t is said that strange as it
may sound in an old fashioned demo-
cratic state, this bill has some meas
re of support. If that be true it is
time for the farmers to be heard in
protest. Not only that but all old
time individualists should resist this
sinister effort to inject yet more OF
the virus of socialism into our repre-
sentative democracy.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24
LLOYD George had 1to deal il England \

Lloyd George had to deal III England
was the spirit of internationalism
that permeated much of the labor ele
ment during the last two years of the
war This doctrine of free love among
the nations would soon destroy all in
dividuality and would in the end be as
hurtful in its results as is the doctrine
that all men should live on the same
level regardless Of the talents with
which they have been endowed or the
service that they can render to hum
anity.
America should pray to be deliver
ed from "internationalism ut is one
with Bolshevikism. No man can
divide his allegiance and those citi-
zens of this country who are willing
to join international orders and in
ternational unions whose interests
will often conflict with those of this
nation, should be plainly told that
their action forfeits any claim that
they may have to the protection OF
our laws and flag. America played a
great and noble part in the world war
because the vast majority of it's citi-
zens love its flag; they believed with
Decatur, that in her intercourse with
foreign nations "it is our country,
right or wrong" Patriotism is that
devotion to ones own land and coun-
try that man typifies in his loyalty
and devotion to wife and children.
There never was good man lived
who boldly claimed that he loved 9th
err wives and other children as much
as he loved his own. So it is likewise
for any man to love other
countries as he loves his own and be
either good citizen or good man.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24

American newspaper men have
raised such protest against the pro-
posed secret sessions of the peace
conference that the statesmen have
been compelled to recede from their
position and open the doors a little.
President Wilson has said that he
opposed secret diplomacy. The news
paper men of America have conf
dence in him and they believe he
will see to it that, they are given all
the Information necessary to keep the
American people posted on what is
transporting. America will not stand
for a secret peace treaty or treaty
of any kind that has a secret in it.
Open the doors, gentlemen, and let
the public see what is being done and
hear what is being said
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24

Now it is claimed that the Germans
didn't invade Holland because the
kaiser had deposited $150,0000G0 in
Dutch banks and he was afraid that
if Hun army started in that direc-
ton the honest Dutch bankers in or
der to protect their deposits would
flee with the cash to England or
America. The location of that money
in Holland may also be accounted as
the reason for the kaiser having in
flicted himself upon the Dutch. They
would be glad to get rid of him, but
they want to keep his money.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24
sLAueHTERINe CALVES.

Again the perennial bill to forbid
the Strengthening of young calves has
bobbed up. Senator christopher Co
lumbus Collins, one of the ancient
landmarks of Tennessee republican
ism, is this time the sponsor for this
socialistic monstrosity. The bill is
supported on the plea that If farm
ers and stock raisers were prohibited
from butchering young calves and on
the contrary were required to develop
them into finished" beef there would
be more and cheaper beef in the land.
On it's face this appears plausible to
the unthinking. But the enactment
of this legislation would do more to
discourage beef production than any
single measure ever proposed in the
state legislature.
The production of beef is purely an
economic question Farmers will, in
normal times, produce as much beef
as this country will consumes and in
addition provide surplus for export,
If market conditions are such as to
insure them even the cost of produc-
ton. Because cattle have sold dur
ing the past two years at record
breaking prices, due to abnormal de,
mand the impression prevails that
the farmer who markets few beeves
year is on the high road to wealth
and oppulence. AS matter of fact
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24

Airplanes have been used by
revenue officers in some sections of
the country to locate wildcat stills.
Catching the idea promptly, the re-
port now comes that the bootleggers
of West Virginia are operating a
squadron of airplanes and are getting
away with large business Watch
the papers for the story of an air bat
tie between U. s. revenue officers
and the bootleggers.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24

be revealed when the measure is put
into operation and they can be, rene
died two years hence.
The new measure should be enacted
by the legislature and should be given
a fair trial. IL is the duty of every
friend of good roads to get behind
it and see that its provisions are prop
erly applied. No matter how strong
or how weak law may be, its success
ultimately depends upon the support
that is given 1t and the construction
placed upon it by the persons upon
whom devolves the obligation of its
operation.
With an experienced and practical
road supervisor in charge of the main
tenance and construction of roads in
stead of the numerous overseers with
more or less ability, and with increas-
ed revenue, derived largely from those
who use the roads most, it should be
possible for the county highway com
missioners to do that which they have
been unable to do heretofore because
of the handicaps with which they were
surrounded. They will under this bill
have an opportunity to make reputa-
ton for themselves as road builders
and at the same time take every sec
ton of the county out of the mud.
1t will be wrong to expect the new
measure, If enacted, to work miracles
upon the roads. The county has APP
proximately 1000 miles of public high
ways, including the recently acquir-
ed pixies, none of which are in good
condition. 1t would cost thousands of
dollars to put all Of the roads of the
county in first class condition imlne-
diately, perhaps half million dollars,
and no law that does not provide such
a sum need be expected to accomplish
that much. But the proposed measure
should provide sufficient increase in
revenue and the proper system of eff
cheney to begin at once gradual i'm
provement not only of the main high
ways but also of those numerous cross
roads that are of as much Importance
to the individuals who use them as are
the more prominent thoroughfares.
The proposed measure apparently
has the approval now of majority Of
the people of the county. Some of the
members of the court who voted
against It are known to approve it in
a general way, but based their opposi-
ton upon objections to particular fea-
lures. 1t is probable that after fur
Their consideration they will join their
contemporaries and other supporters
of the bill in clearing the way for a
full and exact trial of the new meas
ure, wishing for it the best of sue
cess and giving to it as far as it is
in their power as officials and as citi-
zens the moral support that alone can
make it or any other plan of road i'm
provement succeed.
AS was said by The Herald a few
days age,sthe members of the Maury
county court are men far above the
average in devotion to duty and in re-
gard for the public welfare. 1t may
be counted as certainty that what
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24

ever is done by the members of the
present court will be only that which
appears to them to be for the best in
terests of Old Maury. The members
of the court who voted against the
measure Monday undoubtedly did so
with that spirit and were expressing
their honest convictions. There is a
great day ahead in the development
Of the roads of this county and this
action by the court appears to be a
movement toward its realization.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24

.Germany's protests against the
Bolshevik government of Russia for
the distribution of money in Germany
to stir up strife sounds like an echo
OF those protests made by the SEN
sible Russians to Germany when Len
inc and Trotsky first appeared to
plague them. It's another case of
chickens coming home to roost.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24
THE NEW ROAD BILL.

No claim was made by the advo-
Gates of the compromise road bill for
Maury county, as approved by the
county court Monday, that it is a per-
feet instrument that will solve all
the road problems of the county. 1t
admittedly has features that are not
in accord with the opinions of either
the advocates of the bill considered
by the county good roads associSc
ton or the opponents of that measure.
But 1t is a step forward beyond tie
.present system and should be toe
ihrerunner of system that will -eveht-
aly make the roads of Maury county
z{ted sa.-ssrinfs = .t9~>-sazTen-
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24
SPECIAL COLUMN
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-My residence 405 West
Ninth street. All modern conven-
fences, good barn and chicken yard,
cistern, large garden, all kinds of fruit
trees. Lot 100x350 will sell worth the
money. Terms. J. w. TRUDE SHELL
TON. 1SI2tw24
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24

They are talking about a new con-
stitution for the German empire If
they make the same progress that
Tennessee has made toward new
constitution none of us will be living
to give them the benefit of our adj
vice on how it should be drawn.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1919-01-24

Letters from pro-German propa-
gandist to his chief giving lot of al
legged inside dope on affairs within
the inner circles of Washington will
have no weight with the people of
America in changing their attitude to-
ward the President and his household.