Arizona republican., 1919-11-28
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Louis J. Abitia, Mex philosopher. who says you can live 400 years on a steady diet of raw oats and rice, evil dently hasn't learned that you can kill horse feeding him nothing but raw oats and rice.
 Possibly he thinks the human con- stitution is stronger than that pos- sessed by the horse.
 But who'd want to live 400 years if he faced a life of raw oats three times a day? Or even 40 years? Or even four
 Possibly Senor Abitia thinks an or olhary lifetime given over to the eat Ing or raw oats would seem like 400 years. We'll say it would!
 Now comes to bat Prof. Maiorana- Rome, Italy, with the statement that Newton's theory of gravitation is not as nearly right as the world has be- heved it to be.
 Prof. Maiorana says the stars have no power of attraction.
 which knocks hole in the fears of some sensitive creatures who fear the tune may come when some heavenly planet may pull the earth out of it's orbit, or the people off the earth's sur face.
 Mrs. Charlotte Alderman. New York, solved the high cost of living by existing on. "A cents a day although she was worth s250,00
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 Alex Antonan, Chicago, attempted to stem the H. C. of L. by selling shoes at $1 pair. The police stopped the public benefactor. He stole BOO pairs, he confessed.
 This newspaper printed story about married couple who for 60 years hadn't indulged in a single mat rimonial quarrel
 And now we have a letter from "A Wife" who tells how every couple may achieve the quarrelless goal:
 I have been married two years and my husband and I cannot sit down and talk in civil conversa- ton without he ends the conversa- ton in quarrel. But am wise. Probably this woman you tell about was put wise on her wedding day Maybe she tried my method. l just play dea fand dumb when my husband is grouchy. In that way 1 don't worry the police and lawyers"
 The shimmie, the angleworm twist fhe caveman squeeze and similar prac- tices of the public dance floor art barred in Pittsburg. Kan, by order O the welfare board. The board has fur ther ruled that parents who attend public dances must check children un. der Is in the ante room
 And what may we ask are childrer who attend public dances expected t, do with their parents? Leave 'em a home as per usual? If it were only spring We could le the 1920 flock of high school graduate solve our industrial unrest problems The Fiji Islander believes thunde | is sign of Gods anger, and fall on his face in prayer. doing his mex | praying when it thunders again.
 "There are few persons" observe Astra Cielo, mo matter how rations and level-headed, who are not give to superstition in some form.
 Woodrow Wilson, you know, think 13 is lucky
 The folks of old time Salem though it was lucky for the rest of them { hang the witches. The custom of sprinkling rice O newlyweds has bumped up against th higher cost of rice, and this, possibl, may have more to do with race sui eide than we suspected,
 But among the Slavs a can of bet is poured over the horse belongin to the bridegroom.
 The wearing of orange blossoms a wedding insures good luck-for u florist, at least.
 The sign all book agents, insurant men, believe in: Sign on the dotte line"
 The sign everybody has much fait in-s.
 To walk under a ladder when 1t leaning against a wall, is a sign bad luck. But to be on a ladder wi a pretty girl is good sign. We say it is!
 It is considered unlucky.sto acce knife from Giendecutting frjen, ship. you know rtdail1t 4tholgh,
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