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Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17
CRACKED AN UNLOCKED SAFE
Joke on Crooks Who Robbed Store
in Iowa Town

Joke on Crooks Who Robbed a Store
in Iowa Town
Yorktown, Iowa--The safe at the
George Chapman hardware store was
blown open by burglars some time
during Tuesday night. Charley Castle,
Jr., who helps his sister at the store
during the absence of Mr.. Chapman,
found the store door open when he
came down to work Wednesday morn
ing.
Nitro glycerine had been used and
the door of the safe was blown en-
tirely off and blown to pieces, scat
t.ring bucketfuls of packing about
the floor. The safe was not locked and
the combination was pasted on the
side. They secured no money.
The plate of the cash register had
been opened with jimmy. No goods
were missing from the store, but a
large package of paper taken from the
safe was found in the lumber yard.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17
WHEN YOU WAKE
UP DRINK GLASS
OF HOT WATER
Wash the poisons and toxins from
system before putting more
food into stomach.
Says inside-bathing makes any.
one look and feel clean,
sweet and refreshed.

Wash yourself on the inside before
breakfast like you do on the outside
This Is vastly more important because
the skin pores do not absorb impuri-
ties into the blood, causing Illness,
while the bowel pores do.
For every ounce of food and drink
taken into the stomach. nearly an
ounce Of waste material must, be
carried out Of the body. II this waste
material Is not eliminated day by day
1t quickly ferments and generates
poisons, gases and toxins which are
absorbed or sucked into the blood
stream, through the lymph ducts which
should suck only nourishment to aus.
tain the body.
A splendid health measu~ Hys to
drink, before breakfast eacnr 0ay. a
glass of real hot water with a tea.
spoonful OF limestone phosphate in IL,
which is a harmless way to wash
these poisons, gases and toxins frt1l
the stomach, liver. kidneys an
bowels; thus cleansing, sweetenil
and freshening the entire alimehts y
canal befor putting more food into
the stomach.
A quarter pound OF limestone phos-
phate costs but very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to make anyone
an enthusiast on inside-bathing. Men
and women who are accustomed to
wake up with dull, aching head or
have furred tongue, bad taste. nasty
breath, sallow complexion, others, who
have bilious attacks. acid stomach or
constipation are assured of pro-
nounced Improvement In both health
and appearance shortly.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17
Men Taller In the Morning

Washington--Men are taller in the
morning than in the evening, medical
examiners for the United States Mar
inc Corps declare, and the applicant
for enlistment who is of medium or
small stature has better chance just
after breakfaJt TO meet the !eiglt re-
quirements than at any other time
curing the day
The discs of cartilage between the
vertebra of the backbone yield to the
pressure due to weight of the body,
when il is erec,, and expand while the
body Is in a recumbent position.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

health. ! believe the Compound will
cure any female trouble. Mrs. ALICE
HELLER, Christopher, Ill.
Nervousness is often symptom Of
weakness or some functional derange-
ment, which may be overcome by this
famous root and herb remedy, Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, as
thousands of women have found by
experience.
If complications exist, write Lydia E.
Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass, for
suggestions in regard to your ailment
The result of its long experience is
at your service.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17
Paws $50 Bill SO Years Old

Fairmont, w. va.-Payment of a
hill due Jerry Hutchinson, who has
peen dead SO years, has been received
here from man in Morgantown. The
letter il written to M. L. Hutchinson.
son of the late Jerry Hutchinson. who
conducted General store. Mrs. e. w.
Arnett and c. F. Hutchinson are also
surviving children. The letter follows
Dear sir-I owe the heirs of the
late Jerry Hutchinson $50. Please
hand Cylde and your sister their share
So vents EACH, -..-., "a.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17
POISONOUS WASTE CAUSES SICKNESS

When the kidneys are well they filter
waste matter from the blood. When
sluggish or overworked, the kidneys
fail to clean the blood, and poisonous
substances lodge in joints and muscles
to cause aches, pains and soreness.
Foley Kidney Pills strengthen, act
quickly and relieve kidney and bladder
trouble. -Hite's Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17
Mouse Saves Nine Lives

Minneapolis, Minn.-A pet white
mouse saved the lives of nine persons
the other day when the home of Thos
+ romecks ca1ght fire. The mouse RAJ
across the baby's face; 1t cried am
awakened the mother, who alarmed
the household.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

HtINOuSilcSS, a IL "
was in a run down
condition. Two of
our best doct tors
failed to do me any
good. / heard so
much about what
Lydia E. Pinkham's
V ege t a bic Com
pound had done for
others, l tried it
and was cured. /
am no longer ner-
vous, am regular,
and in excellent
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17
MONKS LAST TRICK is FATAL
Mischevious Pet Sets Fire to House
and Perishes

and Perishes
York, Pa.--Ralph Gregor's pet mon
key wound up his career of mischief
by stealing matches and igniting his
room.
The monkey had caused much con.
sternation in this place by his tricks,
At times he frightened women by
peeping in their bedroom windows. AT
another time he crawled to the top of
a house and jabbed holes in lin roof
with a butcher knife.
Gregor had left the monkey confin
cd in a cage while he went to work.
The animal reached thru the bars.
took matches from the pocket OF a
coat and striking them set fire to the
room. The fire company managed to
get the blaze out, but the monkey
vas burned to death.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17
CUT THIS QUILT is WORTH NONE Y

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this slip,
enclose with &c to Foley C Co., 1896
Sheffield Ave-, Chicago, ILL.,, W y
your name and address clearly. You
will receive in return trial package
containing Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound for coughs, colds and Group,
Foley Kidney Pills and Foley CathArtic
Tablets.-Hite's Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Some people believe in nothing-or,
at least in only what they can under
stand, and it may amount to the same
thing.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

1t is far better to lead a procession
than to follow it-unless the leader
rides in a black wagon with glass
windows.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

It's easier to agree with the average
man than it is to convince him.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

In short time after laying aside
her wedding gown the average bride
begins to wonder how she will look in
black.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

When a man and woman argue the
woman invariably gets the last word;
but when two women argue it's al
ways a draw.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

When you are shy of conversation.
talk about the weather. That was
what it was made for.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Card playing can't be very wicked,
as not one heart in the deck is black.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

From toper's point of view a
soft drink is synonymous with hard
luck.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

II married man leaves plenty OF
change in his pockets when he goes
to bed his wife may not have &C.
casion to ask him for pin money.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

It Is undoubtedly fortunate for
mankind that people cannot deceive
others so easily as they can deceive
themselves.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Vices are among the oldest things
on record, yet history doesn't mention
the loss of single one.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

The splinters in the banister of life
are unnoticed until we begin to slide
down.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

It is said that in India a widow is
burned with her late husband. In
this country widow takes another
and roasts him.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

No girl wants to be the only one.
She just wants to be loved better
than the rest.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Fortunes await the inventor of a
lifeboat that will float on the sea of
trouble.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

1t isn't a difficult matter for a man
TO love his neighbor as himself-that
Is, If she's young and pretty.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

A man isn't necessarily a coward
because he's afraid to do wrong.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

It's hard work getting to the top OF
the ladder, but it's often harder work
70 stay there.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

What discovery it would be to
find a clearinghouse where people
actually grow fat.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Women may live longer than men,
but, as a rule, they don't live quite
as much.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Age brings us wisdom teeth &C.
cording to the price we can afford to
pay a dentist.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Many a man claims to be nervous,
when as a matter of fact he is merely
ill-tempered.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Those who have nothing want lit.
tie, but those who have much want
more.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

A woman can talk without think
ing, but she seldom thinks without
talking.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Sometimes a man avoids a lot Of
worry by having a poor memory.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

His Satanic majesty smiles every
time he encounters a stingy man.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

All things come to those who get
tired waiting and go after them,
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

They say money talks. Perhaps
that is why a doctor examines a
patients tongue the first thing.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Lazy men are dead to the world,
but they remain unburied.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Often a woman's popularity is due
to what she forgets to say.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

It is easier to lead people into
temptation than to lead them away
from II.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

An engagement ring on the finger is
worth two in the pawnshop.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17
HOW This
NERVOUS WOMAN
GOT WELL
Told by Herself. Her Sin.
cerity Should Con.
vince Others.

Christopher, Ill.-"For four years l
suffered from Irregularities, weakness,
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Freedom is what we want tn,
other fellow to give us.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

But It Is hard to make a good tool
OF sharp man.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Money is useful as a servant, but
tyrannical as a master.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

The hardest work an Industrious
man can do is nothing.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Too often bad motives are attached
to good acts.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17

Most people act natural when
asleep.
Charlevoix county herald., 1919-01-17
TRUTH SPOKEN IN JEST

TRUTH SPOKEN IN JEST
Most people act natural when
asleep.
Too often bad motives are attached
to good acts.
But It Is hard to make a good tool
OF sharp man.
The hardest work an industrious
man can do is nothing.
Money is useful as a servant, but
tyrannical as master.
Freedom is what we want the
other fellow to give us.
Lazy men are dead to the world,
but they remain unburied.
Often woman's popularity is due
to what she forgets to say.
An engagement ring on the finger is
worth two in the pawnshop.
--
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-03-27
n!e!!:.3!E!!l!!i:nSo1es
Easv TO Make This
Pine Cough Remedy
Ths~snnas 1t ssniiss swear BY us
prompt results inexpensive
and saves about 81.

Y~a know thss pine IL used in nearly
All prescriptions and remedies for coughs:
The reason is that pine contains several
peculiar elements that have remark.
able effect in soothing and healing the
membranes OF the throat and chest
Pine is famous for this purpose.
Pine cough syrups are combinations OF
pine and syrup. The syrup part ls
usually plain granulated sugar syrup.
TO make the best pine cough remedy
that money can buy, put 212 ounces OF
Pinex- in q pint bottle, and fiji up
with homemade sugar syrup. Or you
can use clarified molasses, honey,
or corn syrup, instead OF sugar syrup.
Either way, you make full piut-more
than you can buy ready-made for three
times the money 1t is pure, good and
yery pleasant-children fake it eagerly.
You can feel this take hold Of a cough
or cold in . way that means business.
The cough may be dry, hoarse and tight,
or may be persistently loose from the
formation of phlegm. The cause is the
same-infiaped membrapes-and this
Pinex and Syrup combination will stop
it---usually in "a hours or less. Splen-
did, too, Tor bronchial asthma, hoarse-
ness, or any ordinary throat ailment.
Pinex Is highly concentrated COM
pound Of genuine Norway pine extract,
and il famous the world over for it's
prompA effect upon coughs.
Beware OF substitutes. Ask your drug.
Rist for "2H ounces of Pinex" with
difectfonS, and DOM accept anything
else. Guaranteed to give absolute sat
fsfaction or money promptly refunded.
The H1ex Co, Fl Wayne, Ind.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-03-27

--L F-l ~ NJ fl lr.h BIZ itfft t.tt
Wilson. PASTOR Of the Madison town
ship Christian church. performed th<
ceremony OF uniting In narriass Glenn
Walker and Miss Margaret Board
both well known young people Of this
city. The bride is the daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs, ,Alphonso Board and the
groom Is the son OF Mr. and Mrs
Samuel Walker. The young couple
will make their home for time with
the parents OF the groom, Mr. Walker
In employed In the office OF the gas
company.
Robert Lincoln. who has been In a
serious condition from an attack OF
erysipelas, is now reported az hope
fully improving.
Another candidate for semi-centen-
NAL honoH by the Masonic lodge here
tonight Is William Meanor, who was
initiated into the order at Cambridge,
H., In 1863 or the others Mr., JOY
and Mr., Medley Joined in 1857 and
Mr.. Boyer in 1868.
The old home on West street Of the
late Mr. and Mrs. Law, decided TO the
college a number OF years ago in re-
turn for their support, has been
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-03-27

o1Elcss Of the stats house.
An increase In the auto license Tee
will also be provided TO take care Of the
anticipated expenditures in improved
roads. ~,
Temple Of Justice Bill Passed.
The 1rst measure to pass either
house or the present general assembly
providing FOR AN Improvement on the
capitol extension grounds was the
kimball bin which went thru the sem
ate Wednesday, This authorizes a
Joint committee to provide plans and
contracts for n judiciary ana library
building To cost $4,000. TO be paid
for out OF capitol extension funds
which under the original law are yet
TO come in. The bin went thru the
senate by a vote of 80 to l2, with
eight absent or not voting.
The provision to call IL "A soldiers
and sailors memorial was stricken out
Of the bill by the senate, the charge
being made that this was q draping OF
the nag about the measure to help
pass II and that the soldiers them
selves might have different IDEAS as
to memorials. The building win house
NV 10 " lft'eiN Noui'' otlSA
ncy generals department and board
of railroad commissioners, The meas
ure Is Yet TO come up in the house.
The house defeated similar bill by
Moore OF Guthrie but the appropria
tion in the Moore measure was
100000.
The senate also passed a bill by
Senator Buser OF Muscatine county
requiring that professional engineers
and land surveyors be examined and
licensed by board Of five members to
be appointed by the governor. Those
admitted 10 examination must have
graduated from a recognized school
and had two years practical ex-
pertence or six years OF successful
practice of the profession.
The senate also passed the hill pre-
viously pa ssed by the house which ex-
empts institutions as the Morris bank
organized 10 loan money on low in
terest rate 10 persons Of but little
property from the regular corporation
tax. but requires a tax OF mills on
the dollar on the net actual value of
their monies and credits
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-03-27

bought ~ ~. c. ptAat. Who ~ ~
modelling and undermining Il.
The following officers have been
elected for the high school Y. N. @. A.:
President. Paul Porter; Vice president.
Claude Carter; secretary. Garland
Lamb; treasurer. Arthur Hutchinson.
The little son of Mr., and Mrs. Harry
Barker. who has been very sick. Is
recovering In good shape. Mrs. Barker
is the daughter OF Mrs. Howard l..
Trlplett and the family came from
their home In What Cheer several
days ago for visit. The little invalid
Is but rs months old.
Word comes from Henry q. Lyman
that his health has failed in the
southern climate, where he has been
Red Cross director for several months
Mt Camp Sheridan and that he and
Mrs. Lyman with their littlo daughter
Luvilla, are on their way to Holly
wood, Calf. where they plan To live
the simple life in a bungalow on the
foothills.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-03-27

ivory see. fron : -traa1t - The Julien
Dubuque hotel. whsre Ne Was snpaot-
ed. was released % bendD cS $1oe
pending hearing 81 he, charge q
petit larceny BY justice Of the Psacs
II. L. buckley Monday afternoon. TIA
original charge against Dunn was
grand larceny, but an aSpseanent be-
tween his relatives and Manager Kse<
nan. of the hotel, resulted In the minor
charge, Charles Moberly the other
hotel employe arrested In connection
with the robbery, Is stiil being held
by the police. His release IL expected,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-03-27
~ lassl Msres.

The great Nar6iton once said' IN
ideal woman u not the bsAutiful-fea
ursd sooisty belle. whoSs physical
tries In vsAn 10 ksep her In repAirs bI
the matron who reaches middle 49, q
complete preservat q6n. that woman
rendered beautiful by perfect health.
To attain such health In middle HE .
woman must guard against those iiis
which drag nor down and produce
nervousness. headache. backachesl
sleeplessness and "ths blues TnN
standard remedy for such conditions "
lydia u. Ptnkham's Vegetable Com
pound. which for forty-five years mas
been restoring women to health una
strength
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-03-27

Pieasantvilie--J. ". Walker lost six
head of horses and colts, their deaths
resulting from eating poisonous silage.
Five OF the animals died within four
days of each other and the sixth
fingered about n week longer. They
were valued at $500.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-03-27

Grundy csntsr--A,nnie; the little
four year old daughter OF Mt ando
Mrs. George Reterson was Naersously
burned by putting both hands into
pail OF hot fat which was standing on
the kitchen floor while her mother
was answering the telephone. Her in
jur,es are mot only serious but very
t,ainft,l g.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-03-27

Colds Cause drip and Inssusoaa.
Laxative Bromo Quinins Tablets re-
move tho cause. There n only one
"Bromo Qulnine." II. w. Groves sig-
nature on the box. 30c.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-03-27

Dubuque Dunn, who was ar
rested at Strawberry Point by Sheriff
Kennedy for the theft of n number of
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-03-27
BG she B|!LS
NOT NECESSARY

at looks as II I would not be able
30 wear out my shoes with Neolin
Soles. They have been in service
about year. and are still good, writes
w. c. Dickinson of New Haven. Conn.
II Is natural that shoes with Neolin
Soles should wear a long time. for
Neolin Soles give extra wear where
most shoes wear out quickest.
These long.lasting soles are made by
Science to be especially tough and dur
abls--comfortable and waterproof, too.
II you want to save money on shoes
buy them with Neolin Soles. Good
shoc stores carry them In many styles
for men. women. and children. And
YOU can have your old shoes robot
toned with Neolin Soles at any repair
shop.
NeoLn Soes are made by The Good
year Tire & Rubber Co.. Akron, Ohio,
who also make Wingfoot Heels--guar-
anteed to outwear all other heels.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-06-19

Mo matter how the washing is be-
~ ing done at your home, it can be
done cheaper, better, quicker, with
virtually NO WORK AT ALL.
The Mola Electric Washer is the
Laundress on the job at all times,
ready to wash the most perishable
laces or the heaviest blankets.
Electrically operated washer and
wringer. "The electric wringer
alone" remarked one Oklahoma City
woman makes it worth its cost"
Water heated by gas. All moving
parts enclosed. Only two places that
require oiling and these only a drop
or so a month.
Of course the Mola's cost seems quite
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-06-19

and Il Is declared he has continued to
act IS vice consul and to collect con-
sular fees after being discharged by
the Argentine government. He denies
he has ever been discharged.
Counter charges made by Brickwood
declare that his removal Is sought by
pro-German interests who fostered a
plot to obtain the appointment Of pro.
German consular agents in the United
States by South American countries as
a part Of 4 scheme to direct South
American trade to Germany. He also
declares that DR.. Pratto. sent here to
investigate the plot. vanished in New
York more than a year ago and has
never been found Brickwood believes
he was slain,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-06-19
viii You Co?
Cood ay ENJOYABLE Inspiring Work. Recreation and ManBulmg

dnics girls, At Y.M.C-A., K.dc-,
Hostess Houses, etc. He goes
10 dances, Il he wants to. In fact,
hs usually has . bstter time
than n civilian.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-06-19
G|Ess nAY
lrE INQUIRY
] INTO MEXICO
Developments Indicate That
Action Will Be Speedy,
Oy Universal Ssrvics.)

~
I WASHINGTON, June l9--An earl
leeisicu BY congress looking to vigor
~ action by the United States t
daliaitely clear up the long bemuddle'
eoaditions in Mexico was strongly in
Heated by developments yesterday
ahese developments were:
l--Iatroduetion Of a resolution
h The house providing for a
SvsspiaE investigation Of Ameri-
A-Msxican relations and all
Dhrssss Of the Mexican problem
since 1910.
3-Introduction Of another res
elution In the house, commencing
SECRETARY Baker for dispatching
Doldisrs across the border to pro-
tsct American citizens and Amer
lean property.
3-Rsesipt Of telesrams BY Sen
Ator Fan and Representative Kahn
from 81 Paso, commencing the
American commanders who direct
% The recent dash across the bor-
der and urging that American
troops be sent into the interior Of
Mexico and kept there until the
country 10 pacfiied.
%-Statements by Chairman Por-
tsr Of the house foreign affairs
committee and Chairman Kahn Of
the house military affairs COM
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-06-19
GERMANY CANNOT BE
STARVED, SCHMIDT SAYS

PARIS, June l9,-Even II the allie,
surround Germany with an economic
blockade, the Germans will be able
to feed themselves. Food Minister
Schmidt declared to a Weimar cor
respondent OF the Matin.
The Matin correspondent, telegraph.
ing under date OF yesterday, reported
that the feeling in Weimar wa, agains,
signing the treaty. He said that the
first plenary session of the national
assembly would be held today
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1919-06-19
Prince Ban
CoodFeuo,u'; !;
Learns Poker
ViIIalnous Officers of Ameri,
can Liner Teach Him
Indoor Sport,

NEW YORK. June lo-Prince
Aage OF Denmark. who arrived
here today to make 4 tour Of the
country, studying the customs, told
the reporters as he stepped off the
steamship America, that he had
begun his studies on the way over
of \ preparatory course in the
great American indoor game
poker.
Some officers showed me how
to play it," said the prince in per
fectly good English. 1T really
doesn't matter whether l won or