Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-03-28
All. YES, ALWAYS UP IN THE AIR.
Wonder what a Motorman Thinks About

WOnu6T W Hal mVtOIHlA1 AUUuL
Well, here's that old miser again, waitin' at
the same old corner. Suppose it'll take him
two days to get on and this chariots behind
schedule again.
Wish they'd give me high powered baby
like the Fifteenth and Bridge lines, sure could
make time then.
Upl There goes the bell again. When
there amt somebody to get on at corner
when you're trying to make time, too.
Wish l had started out as conductor in
stead of a motorman. All you have to do in
the back end is to pull the cord. Nobody knows
how tired your arm gets holding this derned
comptroller.
Wonder if 1 can make the curve ahead of
that machine? Will if somebody don't bob out
to grab this velocipede. Whoop. knew couldn't
do it,. There goes the stop bell again.
Hope Harry's there to relieve me- I'm
hungry Wonder if the wife's got Liberty cab
bage as she promised this morning.
Just my luck. Have to wait at this switch
again for Jones. His arm must be crippled.
He couldn't run the Thirty-eignth street stue
on time.
I'm going to get off this line It's the worst
in the city. Nothing but slow wimmen ana
helpless kids to get and of. Takes all
day to get anywhere.
I like speed Wish 1 didn't have to work
and could have packard or something. I'd
sure burn up the road I'd have hundred
memberships to the speeders' club every week.
Well. let them put in their one-man car
system. They don't get me to work on it, Make
change, ring fares and run the car. too, can
you beat it. I'll dig bitches first. All, there's
Harry. Good, he's on time. Now for the cab
bage! j. X E.
as it wrong to have children queries the
editor of the st. Louis Republic. Surely the
honorable gentleman need look no further than
the for rent section of the want ad page of
his own paper to discover that it apparently is!
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With Malice AfOrethOughti
(Galesburg Republican-Register).
WANTED-Position housekeeper for I'M
married man in city or country. Address H. G.
Drawer 3d. March 20.
Association at Moline to Enter 3 Eyes
League. Trib. Almost foresight
THE DOUGHBOY'S APPETITE.
Sir: Three office men, firing of the restau
rant fare decided to bring their lunch with
them, make jackpot OF it by throwing it ali
out on the table together and each man helping
himself to what he desired. Well, 1t so hap
pened that one of the young men had only re-
Gently returned from army service, bringing
back with him a double-barrelled appetite.
After he had helped himself to what he de
sired" per program, the other two decided
to go back to restaurant grub M T. r.
Charging her husband with giving parties
sans clothes, Mrs. NJ. E. Church of (not neces-
sarily a MethodisD is counting on bare facts
to win her divorce decree
Hello. This You! Anything on for Tonight
(San Diego SUM.
WANTED-Something to do, by young wom-
an with experience and willing to do anything.
Headline: Daniels Party Reaches Paris; |
Praises Brest." So this is Paris!
Because Representative Thon has intro
duced bill in the house at Springfield making
1t penitentiary offense to steal chickens, a
dozen contribs have sent in the query
(Which kind?"
o. D. K.