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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-09-03
Oh, Listen Here!
By ADAM 3 LANE.

Friends, l Ask
You, as one Man
To Another
Was not that Article
In last Fridays
Issue
An exceptionally Excellent
One?
It was the Simple
Truth
Simply
Expressed and offered
For your Sympathy
And Consideration.
Both DIR. Yost And
Mr.. Holt felt With
Me, that The
Public
Should be Made
Acquaint
With the Scandalous 8
Reception
Accorded US In
Our Ozone Factory Scheme.
With what Sorrow
And Chagrin
/ unfolded Fridays Issue
And found Our
Appeal for your Sympathy
AS nearly Hidden
AS the Discreet
Editor
OF this Newspaper
Dared to Secrete
1t!
Friends, havehWritten
For this Measly
Sheet
Since last February.
have practically Made
The Newspaper!
Folks read me Before
They tackle the League
OF Nations Problem.
People search For
Me as Assiduously
AS they do For
A food Profiteer.
1t is the Greatest
Mental strain Conceivable
To produce My
Particular Perorations.
Only the Exceptional
Intellect
May follow to The
Heights To
Which Mount.
Does Jimmy Herbert Appreciate
Me?
/ am Beginning
To Trow
Not!
II he thinks That
/ am Going
To waste my Literary
Sweetness
On the desert Third
Or Fourth
Page
1t is Time
For him to Step
With Celerity
On his Reverse,
He belongs To
The Rotary, and Is
Dustin to Get
Into the Woman's Club
And that Is
Why he Covertly
Defends their Attitude
BY Endeavoring
To crowd Out
Our just Expression
OF rage and Bitterness.
One more Little
Slip up OF
Like nature And
l shall Be
No More!
Better that Adam
S. Lane should Die
Than suffer This
Humiliation,
Continued on page four.)
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-09-03
Bolsheiki Are
Still Losing Towns


LONDON, Sept. S.-Anti Bolshevik
forces occupied the southern part OF
Kick today according to wireless
dispatch sent out by the Soviet head
quarters by Moscow. The dispatch
states that the fighting is proceed
ing.
RERNE, Sept. S.-The Russian Boil
shevik have proposed peace negotia-
tions following the rout Of their forces
which are surrounded, according to an
official announcement received here.
The foregoing dispatch while 1t does
not refer to any particular district,
probably has reference to the Lith-
uianian front where the Bolshevik
were said on Tuesday to be surround :
al
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-09-03
NEW ZEALAND HAS
RATIFIED THE TREATY
Pact Was Criticised By the
Members of the Labor
Party.
Rv Associateo Press.

WELLINGTON N. g., Sept. 3
The peace treaty with Germany was
unanimously ratified today by Par
lament after members of the labor
party had criticised the pact.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1919-09-03
LoApEp.

Here's blank form.
what fort"
"Sort OF business questionnairo The
boss wants you 10 tell what you do
around the office
%Gimme six blanks.' Pilisburgh
Sun.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26
DRINK HOT WAITER
IF YOU DESIRE A
ROSY COMPLEXION
Says we cant help but look
better and feel better
after an inside bath.
best and feel ones best

To look ones best and feel ones best
is TO enjoy an inside bath each morn
ing 10 flush from the system the pre-
vious days waste, sour lamentations
and poisonous toxins before II Is abb
sorbed into the blood. Just as coal.
when IL burns, leaves behind a GER
tain amount OF incombustible material
in the form Of ashes, so the food and
drink taken each day leave in the ALI
mentary organs a certain amount OF
.ndigestible material. which IL not
eliminated, form toxins and poisons
which are then sucked into the blood
through the very ducts which are In
tended TO suck In only nourishment
TO sustain the body.
IL you want TO see the glow or
healthy bloom In your cheeks, to see
your skin get clearer and clearer, you
are told to drink every morning upon
arising, a glass OF hot water with a
teaspoonful OF limestone phosphate In
II. which is harmless means OF wash
ings the waste material and toxins
from the stomach, liver. kidneys and
bowels, thus cleansing. sweetening and
purifying the entire alimentary tract.
before putting more food into the stom-
ach.
Men and women with sallow skins.
liver spots, pmples or pallid COM
plexion. also those who wake up with
coated tongue, bad taste, nasty
breath. others who are bothered with
headaches. bilious spells, acid stomach
or constipation should begin this phos-
plated hot water drinking and are
assured of very pronounced results In
one or two weeks.
A quarter pound OF limestone phos-
Dhate costs very little at the drug
i re but is sufficient 10 demonstrate
mat just as soap and hot water
cleanses purifies and freshens the
skin on the outside. so hot water and
limestone phosphate act on the inside
organs. We must always consider that
internal sanitation Is vastly more i'm
portant than outside cleanliness. be-
cause the skin pores do not absorb
Impurities into the blood. while> the
bowel pores do.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26
IF HAIR IS TURNING
GRAY, USE SAGE TEA
Here's Grandmother's Recipe to
Darker and Beautify
Faded Hair.

That beautiful. even shade OF dark
glossy hair can only be had by brew
ing a mixture OF Sage Tea and Sui
phur. Your hair Is your charm IL
makes or mars the face. When II
fades. turns gray or streaked. just an
application or two OF Sage and Sui
phur enhances It's appearance hun
dredfoid.
Don't bother TO prepare the mix
ture; you can get this famous OLD
recipe improved by the addition OF
other ingredients at a small cost. all
ready for use. II Is called Wyeths
sage and Sulphur Compound. This can
always be depended upon 10 bring
pack the natural color and fustre OF
your hair.
Everybody uses 'Twyeth's" Sage and
Sulphur Compound now because II
darkens so naturally and evenly that
nobody can tell ~ has been applied.
You simply dampen sponge or sort
brush with II and draw this through
the hair, taking one small strand at
time: by morning the gray hair has
disappeared. and after another appn-
cation Il becomes beautifully dark and
appears glossy and lustrous This
ready-to-use preparation n delight
full toilet requisite for those who de-
sire dark hair and a youthful appear
ance. IL Is not intended for the cure
mitigation or prevention OF disease.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26
URIC ACID IN MEAT
CLOGS THE KIDNEYS
Take glass Of Salts If your Back hurts
or Bladder bothes you-Drink
more water.

Ifsyou must have your meat every day,
eat il, but flush your kidneys with salts
occasionally, says a noted authority who
Ills US that meat forms uric acid which
almost parAlyzes the kidneys in their eff
forts 70 expel it from the blood They
become sluggish and weaken, then YOU
suffer with 3 dull misery in the kidney
region, sharp pains in the back or sick
headache, dizziness, your stomach sours,
tongue is coated and when the weather
Is bad you have rheumatic twinges. The
hrine gets cloudy, full of eminent, the
channels often get sore and irritated.
obliging you to seek relief two or three
time during the night.
To neutralize disseminating acids,,to
cleanse the kidneys and flush of the
body's urinous waste get four ounces Of
Jsd Salts from any pharmacy here;
take a tablespoonful in glass of
water before breakfast for . few days
and your kidneys will then act fine This
famous salts is made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon juie, combined with
lithia, and has been used for generations
4. flush and stimulate sluggish kidneys.
also 10 neutraliEe the acids in urine.
- Il no longer irTitates, thus ending
h,iadder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannos =
jure, and makes a delightful ederves
lithia-water drink
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26

oistlnevlshsd Service Heroine Who
New Gees to Near East.
where nearly Q million people are
suffering from disease and starvation.
Miss Andrees had returned 10 this
country after serving for the Red
Gross, but when she resd Of the sad
plight Of the Armenians. she at once
offered her services TO Near East Re
lief. the former American Committes
on Armenian and Syrian Relief. which
already has saved thousands OF lives
In Western Asia. Miss Andres 10 the
only American woman war worker
who was awarded the Distin guisbed
Service Medal By Congress- Most Of
the other members Of her party like
wise served With honor for the Red
Crsss and other war service srgani-
nations.
Among the other members of the
group are the Misses Frances and
Betty Anderson Of New Canaan, Conn.
who were decorated with the Crofx de
Guerre BY the French Govsrnnent /:
Miss Margaret Milns Of Washington,
ID. c., who was q member Of the
Hoover Relief Commission for ftu.
mania, and Miss Alex Sidney, an Eng
lish woman who served for three years
with the British Relief Commission In
Serbia Miss Doris Nevin. another
member Of the party. In o daughter
Of the late Etheibert Nevin. the com
poser.
Col. william N. Haskell. commits
sioner TO the Near East for the Paris
Peace Commission and ofiicisl repre-
sentative Of the Near East Relief, has
csblsd that the relief workers now In
the field are overwhelmed by the mag
nituds OF their task Col. Haskell says
600. 900 Armenians will starve before
the merit harvest unless they are given
aid and 10000 orphan children face
death from hunger and exposure.
TAsusAnds Of refugees are daily 30
Ia brtssht to ths rsiiss csatsrs trsu
ne ssssrta
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26
An American So Bill Did This

Motherless. fatherless. homeless.
nameless. hungry AID clad only IN
rags, the pathetic little hree-year-old
shown at the left wandered Into n
Near East Relief orphannge In Ar
menia Another photograph OF the
same child. shown at the right. was
taken week later. this time showing
him happy, we'll clothed and well fed
Somewhere In America is the happy
man or woman who contributed the 81
bill which wrought this miracle More
than a quarter million other helpless
little victims OF Turkish cruelty and
oppression are knocking at the doors
of the Near East Relief orphanages In
Western Asia. Many more American
~ bills are needed now to let them In
and TO care for them Until they can
cara for themselyea
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26
PUT CREAM III NOSE
AND STOP CATARRh
Tells How To Open Clogged Nos
trils and End Head Colds.

You feel fine in a few moments. Your
COLI in head or catarrh will be gone.
Your cloggel nostrils will open. The air
% ssages % your head will clear and
,ou can breathe freely. No more dull
ness. headache; no hewking, snufhing,
Mucous dischnr ycs or dryneJs; no strug-
Cling for breath az night
tn your druggist you want small
bottle OF Elv's Cream Balm. Apply q
little OF this ;-syrant. antiseptic cream
in your nostrils. let il penetrate through
every air passage Of the head sooth'
and heal the swollen, inhamed mucous
membrane. AMI relief comes instantly
II Is ;ast what every cold and catarrf
sufferer needs. Don't stay stuf1ed-ul
and miserable.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26
DRINK HOT TEA
FOR A BAD COLD

Get small package OF Hamburg
Breast Tea az any pharmacy. Take a
tablespoonful OF the tea, put a cup Of
boiling water upon IL. pour through a
sieve and drink n teacup full at any
time during the day or before retiring.
n is the most effective way 20 break a
cold and cure grip, as il opens the
pores Of the skin. relieving congestion.
Also loosens the bowels, thus driving q
cold from the system.
Try il the next time you suffer from
a cold or the grip. IL Is inexpensive
and entirelr vegetable. therefore safe
and harmless.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26

Coming in from East Liberty On
Q train we're two men who sppar.
entity were old acquaintance and
Who met in a jovial mood. Both
men were quite gray, but each had
q luxuriant head Of hair. Near
then sat stout party with a shin
ing dome that was almost destitute
Of hirsute covering.
The two friends exchanged face
tious remarks about nlvered locks
then INDUCED in some pleasantries
about the thinning OF the thatch, !"
with casual references to doorknobs
and billiard balls. much to the
amusement Of the passengers, but
20 the evident discontinue Of the
haldheaded man.
The talk finally developed INTO an
argument m the cause OF badness.
and after considerable popularity
the pair turned to the pearly pated
stranger. and one said:
''Mv friend and have heen dis
CUISINE the cause 81 badness. bui
we can seem TO agree. Would YOU
mind telling as what you regard q
the real cause 81 badness ?"
The stranger wheeled about. eyc'l
hk cuestoners fcrcely and snortec
~brsins'" 'ittsburg Gazette
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26
RUB BACKACHE AND
LUMBAGO RIGHT OUT
Rub Pain and Stiffness away with
small bottle Of old honest
st. Jacobs Imminent

When your back Is sore and lame or
lumbago. sciatica or rheumatism has
you stiffened up. don't suffer Get a
30 cent bottle OF old. honest "St.
Jacobs Liniment" at any drug store.
pour little in your hand and rub il
right into the pain or ache, and by the
time you count fifty, the soreness and
lameness is gone.
Don't stay crippled This soothing,
penetrating oil needs TO be used only
once. II takes the ache and pain right
out OF your back and ends the misery.
II is magical, yet absolutely harmless
and doesn't burn the skin.
Nothing else stops lumbago. sciatica
and lame back misery 50 promptly
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26

oistlneulshsd Service Heroine Who
New Gees to Near East.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26
TELL YOUR WIFE
CORNS LIFT OFF
Doesn't hurt a bit to lift corns
or calluses off with
fingers

Not twinge Of pain or soreness
before applying, or afterwards. This
nay sound like dream to corn.pestered
men and women who have been cutting,
filing and wearing torturous plasters
Nesl Corns lift out and calluses peel
81 as II by magic, says this Cincinnati
authority.
\ quarter ounce Il frcezone costs but
n few cents at any drug store. Apply a
few drops directly upon your tender
corn or callus. and instantly the sore
ness disappears; then shortly the corn
or csllus will be ~ loose that II lifts OFT
Freezone dries instantly. IL doesn't
eat out the corn or callus, but Just
shrivels II up 80 it lifts away without
even Irritating the surrounding akin.
Women should keep it on the dresser
and never let a corn or callus ache twice.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26
E! REL l3;
ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHS TAKEN At ERIvAN.
mENA, Or. ". s.. LiTTLEFELp.

100000 helpless child Turkish
little fellow with hopeless mouth and fra starved
Milton
s Relief Relief
where single
little fellow busiest business OF
Itehed
aimIessy about slightest him did
him the shows he when backed him
against a nearby wall"
o. q striking poster
by East Relief
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1919-12-26
WOMEN WAR WORKERS,
EAGER TO SERVE, GO
TO AID ARMENIANS
Mary Vail Andrees, Only Woman
10 Receive Distinguished Serv-
Ice Medal. Heads Party.
BEFORE.
are for themselves

Dissatisfied with uneventfui civilian
life. after two years vivid experience
Al workers abroad In the world war.
q party Of young women, led by Miss
Mary Vail Andrees. Of New York City.
have just gone to the Near East.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-05-14
ARE YOU SHARING IN PROSPERITY

unprecedented of prosperity is here goes
without saying. Business and industrial experts are
that there is question but what prosperity IN
volume than ever is 10 continue for an indefinite
period merchant who fails to take advantage OF
these conditions hiding his light under a bushel
Never much buying done; never has there
much money do buying with The shopper on
ly wants O where go to buy and never were
advertisements read so eagerly
The volume of advertising in the last few months
through the United while, has been unprece
dented Statistics collected from number of sources
show that greater use advertising is being made than
before
The information and service OF the depart
en of labor commends heartily the present use of ad
vertisng as most patriotic public service During The
war the department other governmental agencies
we're compelled to peopl buy anything not act
ualy essential because had TO on; but now
when it is of the greatest Importance that the wheels OF
industry start running smoothly advertising and buying
are the processes necessary TO start them
By advertising extenivey the seller informs his market
what goods be bought to advantage. by carelul ~
ing of the advertisements purchaser is enabled 10
choose discriminatory. in order that his own needs may
he hest met and in order his may be utilized
best purposes.
The information is doing what II can 10 cooper
ate with newspapers advertisers and the consuming puo
lie in order that the all three may be served
through the stipulation advertising 1t IS the We" o.
dsrarment officials that effect of the advertising al
published has marked in aiding the restoration
of business to normal through the consistent
se f advertising much can done achieve national
prosperity.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-05-14
WILSON INSIDE THE TIGER.

Ii is reported that Premier Clemenceau mas assue 60
his peope that reparations fixed by the peace CONFER
ence have been agreed upon in manner that VIII Dc
satisfactory TO Thus does the odd Tiger aud TO
the debt of gratitude the French people bear to him
II has been long fight his part He had the support
Of the English and Italian delegates who knew from
personal experience in their countries what the
Hun frghtfulness had wrought But, with shame let II
he said the American commissioners not only did not
cooperate to bring justice their friends of century and
half but believe the published reports from
Paris worked to last against adequate indemntles
from Germany.
In our international diplomacy Of the past if an Amer
lean delegation defeat ii cause OF chagrln on
the mart of our citizens But those times commission
ers of the United foreign parleys were Aner
cans not only in but in spir-proud OF their nat
iona traditions and determined to uphold at all costs
the honor of With recent sense OF cnF
ilrv to the unfortunate and with abiding realization
Of the debt Of gratitude nations that have aided
us in the past our delegates have been men who comman
ded the trust and respect Of their fellow citizens The
public knew that if they not successful in their mis-
sion defeat had come only after determined fight for
ourselves and friends.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-05-14
Voice
of the
People
TO THE BOY SCOUTS.

take pleasure in writing again to
you some observations and meditations
on topical subjects of the times pertain
ing to the pow-wow TO come off next
July. From what I hear. there is going
TO be q bigger and better camp than We
had last year--brass bands. big eats nd
everything So have already ordered a
car lead of protein. carbohydrates. and
fats. all laden with Galleries and vita
mines to supply your alimentary needs
and satiate your hunger. I say hunger
for true Scout is always hungry ana
can. l estimate, consume about twenty
FIVE hundred caIories a day without c1-
tending himself. I rather think that
the chef will have to extend himself 70
get them ready on time, for I have no
ticed that your craft is punctual to the
minute when the mess call sounds.
which is right and pleases the cook. for
when 3 meal is placed on the table there
should be no delay.
/ see by the papers that there are
about $4,000 Boy Scouts in the United
States and from what Mr.. Harris tells
me. i am convinced that Hammond is the
center Of Scout population: however that
may be. wish to say that in all my
experience 7 never met a finer bunch of
boys than those I catered TO last year.
Boy Scouts! The very name has
strange facination for The American
people. and I believe. as President VIII
son has proclaimed. that every eligible
boy in America should become member
hope to meet and greet you all again
and I hope DR.. Shanklin comes and de-
livers some of his interesting and in
structive lectures on the Pathology or
outing Gastronomy" or something and
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-05-14

EDITOR Times
Although the next election for Lake
County is nearly two years off yet some
Of the candidates are getting active; es-
pecially IS this so with VIM. Rose, city
clerk of Hammond. who is out for re-
corder of Lake county He already has
organizations either under way or form
ing in Hammond, East Chica 20, Gary.
Whiting, Hobart. and Crown Point. Thu
younger men are quite active in his be
half.
Some of his friends would like to ses
City Clerk Francis of Gary become 4
candidate for clerk of the Supreme court.
Indiana Will probably have two favor
can convention: Governor Goodrich and
Senator New: to these We might adj
Senator Watson and viii Hays. but
Senator Watson is out for reelection
and VIII HAYS out for governor.
Be that as IL may. politics is begin
ming to warm up. The Harrison Club
at Gary is becoming more and more at
tractive 10 the Republicans OF LAKE
county.
Let us have good men let Us nave :. >
men. wro are competent and { cred. >
the county. Lake county s .he second
in size according TO population in fnd.-
ana and deserves al least ONO Candida -
on the state tickets or both TIM old par
les. Lake county has fie material.
believe. 10 make excellent ss-t= officials.
Let Us boost Lake county.
ELMOCp WASHINGTON
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-05-14

doubtless DR.. Ostrowski will tell US more
about Poland and II will be better news
this time. Yes. and l hope that brave
young STRIPPING, Jack Welsh. comes back
from ever there" and treats us to an
other five gallons of ice cream.
And so we Will be "tentng tonight on
the old camp ground where long ago
other scouts lit their council fires and
smoked their pipes and held their har-
vest festivals. Dusky warriors and
their mates trod in moccasined feet the
dim aisles of the primeval forest. They
saw the flaming sun send his shining
shafts from the horizon against the
western sky, and the eternal stars come
out; and when the moon rose they
watched the grand transformation scene
as the dark waters Of the lake changed
into a sea of silver. Even as you and
l. Sometimes l wish that we could pro
long our outing. that we might stay a
little longer. but after all perhaps six
weeks is long enough; what with your
aquatic habits, swimming and diving
like lot of jumping frogs. I fear you
might in time develop into amphibieus
creatures. and we don't wish anythin z
like that to happen. do we?
FRANK B. HATHAWAY.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1919-05-14
THOSE MENACING FEMALES.

Many and dire been the prophecies of what would
hannen when women got ballot Here is an outline
OF the work proposed for the League of Women voter
Of New York City. which hardly seems to justify any
fears of the country being driven to destruction by
horde Of wild females.
I'VE shall strong interest In legislation affect
women children in industry in the unifcaton OF
laws in problems and in election meth
DDS and reforms We shall adopt for our main purpose
after woman suffrage for the nation the purpose
Of the National League Women Voters A country in
which all voters speak English. read their ballots
and honor the American flag
There may be something menacing TO the life of the
nation in such sentiment but to the casual reader Il
sounds like clear expression exactly the sort of thns
which is the OF the best of male citizen Ano
the more this there are IN any country
the better the outlook for that country.