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The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-12-20
TAYLOR.

Taylor, Texas, Dec. 1S.-Madams
Robt. Johnson, w. G. Calhoun, Aaron
Murray, r. e. Lott and Mr.. VIM. AL
len attended the African Methodist
annual conference at Waco. last
week. Quite a number of Taylor
ties are deeply interested in the re-
turn of their highly esteemed pastor,
Rev. G.. W. Anderson. Rev. .Ander-
son has rendered excellent service
here and done some genuine good
work.
Miss Hattie Olds of Hearne. is the
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Neal Johnson.
Rev. L. W. Mackey of Forney is
in the city. Miss Ruby Calhoun left
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-12-20
Monday for her home in BRYAN.

Dr. ]. K. Moore was in Rockdale e,
Sunday. This section suffered from
two billiards the past week. The
latter was a most severe attack of
zero weather. Saturday was one
of those blue" days common in the
far away north. Church services
were greatly interfered with at the
various churches.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-12-20
CALVERT.

Calvert, Texas, Dec. 1S.-Mr. Will
lie WEIGH met with painful ac-
cident last week at the Gibson Oil
Mill and was badly injured. He is
doing well at this writing.
Rev. W. S. Grant of Brennan, the
new pastor of st. James A. NJ. e.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1919-12-20
Card Of Thanks.

In memory OF our dear belOEsd
mother, who passed away one yezr
ago. Dec 5. 1918 Mrs. L Elliott
Gone. but not forgotten. sleep On
Gear mother. and take thy rest We
loved you but God loved yO1 besL.
your daughters and sons: Eliza 3
Belle. G. Mack and Walter
Dear Readers: When the Express
ran 10 reach yOu on Saturdays dlt
complain, il is not the fault q the
reporter always
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21
Canadians and the Arctic.

Vilhjalmur Stefansson Is a Canadian
fcelander He Is Of subarctlc descent.
born In Manitoba. His name does not
appear in the exploration records of
any who's Who published In Can
ada. He is known to most people as
the man who discovered the blond
Eskimos. But this was the least
achievement, says the Canadian Cou-
rier. What Stefansson and Captain
BernIer. Canadians, have done most
of all is TO demonstrate that Canada
has an independent original Claim TO
the fruits OF exploration In her own
share OF the arctic. Canada has the
worlds record for arctic coast line.
Russia and Scandinavia have all that
Canada has not. canada's right OF
eminent domain in the arctic is
marked by the British flag; and il his
advice Is followed by the government
trade may follow the flag, even in the
arctic. When we come TO commercial
izlng the muskox the Peace River val
ley will have become the middle Of
Canada,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21
KEEP LOOKING YOUNG
rs Easy-If You Know DR..
Edwards Olive Tablets

The secret OF keeping young is to feel
young - TO do this you must watch your
liver and bowels - there's no need of
having sallow complexion - dark rings
under your eyes - pimples - bilious
look in your face - dull eyes with no
sparkle. You. doctor will tell you ninety
per cent Of all sickness comes from in.
active bowels and liver.
DR.. Edwards, q veIl-knovu physician
in Ohio. perfected q vegetable con-.
pound mixed with Give oil to act Oh
the liver and bowels. which he gave T.
his patients for years. ?
Dr.. EdWagd3' Olive Taiicec, the auSsti.
tute for calomel, are gentle in their action
yet always effective. They bring about
that exuberance Of spirit, that natural
buoyancy which should be enjoyed BY
everyone, by toning up the liver and clear
ing the system of impurities
You will know D.. Edwards Olive Tab.
Iets BY their olive color. loc and Csc per
boz. Al druggists.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21

The dreaded "tsetsc fly pronounced
tset-se. accent on first syllable, WHOSE
vowel has short sound. rs In set)
is an African sadfiy, about the size
OF a hcuse1y. The symptoms of lts
victim are at first those OF a severe
cold. The eyes, nose and moutl be-
gin to run" the body then swells
while cmaciation sets IN, although mt
always fatal. The harm done Is found
70 be not The result Of poison from the
1y itself, hut communication 10 the
blood Of lis victim Of a microscopic
parasite similar to that OF Texas n.
yer which 1t has received from dis.
eased animal. Animals or persons
that recover are usually immune. The
great dread Of this 1y formerly eater.
tanned has proved TO be unjastiaed.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21
Inc Great Bell at Metz.

As for Metz, there was a sound In
the fortress town which dominated all
others. La Mute. the great cathedral
bell. pealed forth victory and deliver
ance. She rang the knell Of the town
in 1870, when the Prussians came
marching through her streets. and ever
since every child has known that Il
deliverance came, then would La Mute
be heard ringing Lorraine back to
France. For over 400 years La Mute
has rung for all the Joys and sorrows Of
the Messins, for she is the last of a
long line of famous bells cast In the
Metz of medieval Frsnce.-Christian
Science Monitor.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21
NORTH BENNINGTON

II. o. Hutchinson, state super.
visor OF Junior High schools and his
son. Private Hutchinson visited the
school last week.
X. A. Farnham gave an antique ox'
hibiiion at the school recently.
The High School is having assem-.
blles every Thursday The pupils
gather IN the main room and each
class furnishes program In their
turn for fifteen minutes
The high school IS going 20 have
another play entitled "a Strenuous
Life.v
In February the studente started
a monthly paper "Thc FREELY The
March issue made lts fret appearance
Gu Wednesday.
The high school basket ball teams
have played several gaines In vii.
lage hall recently.
The school will be- closed next
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21

The soldiers who remain i'll Germany
during the winter will be surprised and
pleased with the ice on the Rhine.
There will be all kinds Of skating, and
the old-fashioned fellow who used to
be able to cut a figure eight on the
CLASSY surface will no doubt be there.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21

The fashionable matron who takes
q Pekinese darling riding in n pink
automobile doesn't think much OF a
woman who boldly faces the public
with twins. But you ought to hear the
opinion of the mother of twins about
the lady with tho pekinesc
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21

The George Washington Is ship de
luxe, yet It's recent trip is not the cul-
minatlon Of possibilities in transat-
lantic travel. The next time a presi-
dent of the United States makes the
journey he viii probably 80 on mag.
Efficiently appointed airplane.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21

We are told that Cl>menceau kissed
u stenographers on tha day the arms.
tice was signed. How many has he
got lined Bp ior the signing Of the
trcnty?
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21
Didn't Look Il.

What would you say" asked the
fsif ,heosophist, III should tell you
ihat ] was born IN Egypt three thou,
end years ago?'
why" said the man addressed, -
should sny You don't look :t."--Bos.uu
Evening Transcript.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21
AdaptahiIltX.

you used to be something OF a
singer"
"Yes," replied Uncle BIZ Bottietop.
"An' prohibition won't stop me. I'm
learning TO MARBLE The Old 0aken
Bucket instead OF Landlord, Fill the
Flowing Bowl"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21

The Paris orchestra being two hun.
dred years old. we assume that meme
Of the charter members is now trayel-
ing with the organization.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21

Mrs. David Lloyd George edits her
husbands public addresses, we are
told. How much like other people 10
the British premier.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21

Anyhow. ~ Ger nan navy Ia yut on
plale Of ec,,ali.y with Inc Swiss
Davy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21

Sp'f cody has Uggesled that bar
berS wear masks during the flu cpl.
denic. Muzzles would help some, TOO.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1919-03-21

Tho German soldiers want no more
strife, Berlin reports. Even the greeh.
est rlutton for punishment gets his gu
In time.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1919-03-11
DRUGGISTS. VICE'S VAP0RyB
SHORTAGE OVERCOME At LAST
TREMENDOUS IOn ~ N.
tEl ash ClE pHODt tTTON.

\IcAs NapDBuH by tle quickest
route regardless of expense
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1919-03-11
OVER ONE MILLION JARS OF
VAPORUB PRODUCED
EACH WEEK.

Do U.s. NTH pride tha. $500 8nu1ur..
2. Oboe d.us trade ha. ho nurar.
ol Nrk \auoRuh which has Ia-t-
e. since iJe October. I- u.D over.
conn, Sine, january '.t ut l...
boon running 0ur laboratory tr.utE.
three and "a half hours out oI ever.
'Vcn.}.iour Last Reak wn shipped
,.. 'ast of our Uaek orders and re-
f.I druggists. therefore. are uo
longer requested fo order FOB mau
Quantities only
Nut EMBiR DEAL RTINSTATIn.
Ih, deal which v, had akpoct-
q. tU pu- ur las, November ar.
which had to Boz postponed ou a.-
count of the shortage of NauoEub
is re-insrated tor tlo month o..
.aroH This allows discount ul
!" per cent ou shipment. from job
Beers stock OF .uauUUo. oI from d
Go O gross peg cour oi fa.- ..-.
count IS allowed uy .H. |oHur rl
per eut by u.s.
We advise OBJ, ...sI Iraen.f, fo
place their orders I.f,t. H
mat the iohhers Hfu be ann. .o .a.
promp. shipments to them
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1919-03-11

The Deal Scheduled For Last No
vember, Which Was Postponed
on Account of the Influenza
Epidemic, Is Now Re-instated
Good During the Month Of
March.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
COLONEL PALMER SAYS
PRESS WILL DECIDE FATE
OF LEAGUE OF NATIONS

"The fate Of the proposed League Of
Nations and of everything else that af.
fects the affairs of our country, depends
upon the press" said Col Frederick Pal
mcr, famous war correspondent and Of
fetal American newspaper correspond
ent attached to General Pershing' s
STAFF, on his return TO this country last
week
The character Of the American Tress,
high as it is, cannot be too hign for
the welfare of America" he continued
The great thing now is that il shall
not SOW bad feeling between our asset
ates while we are striving for a solu
ton of the greatest problem that has
ever confronted the world
The newspaper are a great and dci.
mite power, and this great and definite
power has been immeasuraby enhanced
by the world war They stand between
the people and the sources Of news. and
powerful effect upon the sentiments, the
powerful egect upon the sentiments, the
opinions. and the judgments Of their con
stituents.
THE great requirement Of the press
therefore, is unity; not necessarily unity
absolute i'm the news they publish, but
unity of purpose in the determination
to gather the important and vital ele
ments of the news and to place them
fairly and without bias before the read.
ing public.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
GOOD ROADS MEN TO
HAVE CONFERENCE
WITH LEGISLATORS
stan Correspondence.

Oklahoma City March 26-The ex.
ecutive committee Of the Oklahoma
Good Roads Association will hold a
conference session with representatives
of the legislature, oklahoma City bust
ness men and others at the Skirvin no.
tel at Z o'clock tonight r. A. Single
tary secretary Of the association. was
unable 20 attend the Ardmore good roads
meeting today because of this engage.
ment
The two houses of the legislature have
agreed to appoint a joint committee OF
ten to confer and consult with the ex
ecutive committee Of the association
relative to the campaign Of education
by which il is proposed to put the fifty.
million-dolar bond issue before the pub.
lie. Active Work on the educational and
promotion campaign is expected TO be-
put in motion at once
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
MANY INTERESTING TALKS
AT WEEKLY LUNCHEON or
R0TARIANS THIS NO0N

The Ardmore Rotary club held very
interesting meeting today, the excel
lence of the luncheon served adding TO
the 2est of the occasion. Five new
members We're enrolled and one new
member voted upon Everyone was
urged to make ready for the party
which will take the place of the regular
meeting next week.
c. W. Richards, who was a recent
guest of the Chicago Rotary Club, told
how the work Of that club was handled,
and w II. Lindsay, who was a guest
Of the same club a week later, also
gave his experiences
Capt r. O. Early who recently was
mustered out of service in the medical
corps, told of the record made at Camp
Travis, where 10000 influenza cases
and 5000 cases Of pneumonia We're
handled, the fatalities being but eight
per cent, the smallest Of any camp IN
the country
Ensign Earl Gray told of a visit to
the New York Rotary Club and the
high order of its membership.
The members We're urged to attend
the Automotive Show and give it theh
hearty support.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
RED CROSS CAMPAIGN
NOT MEETING PROPER
RESPONSE, SAYS SEC.


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Cross campaign. and only few. a very
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
j. W. HAWK OF CHEVROLET SAYS
THIS YEAR TO BE 4 BANNER ONE
IN THE AUTOMOBILE INDUSTRY

j. w. Hawk, sales manager of the
Chevrolet Motor Company of Texas,
is spending this week in Ardmore in
attendance at the Automotiye Show,
where the Chevrolet Company is eX-
hibiting their 1919 models.
on account of the limited space avail.
able. the Chevrolet Company is unable
to display more than two models at
the Automotive SHOW, but they have
their complete line including the eight
cylinder Chevrolet and the enclosed
body types, stored with the Palace
garage opposite the post office, where
they can be seen any hour during the
day
Mr. Hawk states that the Chevrolet
factory al Fort Worth is building forty
five cars each day at the present time
and that inning April lst, the pro-
duction t... be increased quite mater.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
FORD CAR RUNS
INTO EATING HOUSE

There is always some excitement in
every gathering. This fact was dem
onstrated at 7:lj yesterday evening
when a car owned by c. " Matlock,
who resides at as Eighth avenue north.
west and driven by a woman, jum2ed
the curb and dashed into the front Of
the English Parlor Cafe on West Main
street.
The car was a Ford roadster and in It
were two women, four children and a
man who was sitting on the side door.
1t seems that the car became unman,
ageable when the driver tried to stop,
and instead OF stopping gained speed
with the result that the front window
Of the English Parlor Cafe was broken
to pieces and scattered on the sidewalk.
The windshield Of the car was shattered
but no one was injured
No estimate as yet has been made of
the damage.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
125 CHHDREN'S GARMENTS
DONATED BY AUXILIARY

Under direction of Mrs. Joe Pate,
chairman of the Fourth Ward Auxiliary
OF Ardmore chapter, Red Cross, this
auxiliary has completed one hundred
and twenty-five chiiren's garments
that win be donated TO the clothing
campaign being carried on this week.
These garments were made from scraps
Of goods left from making Of the hos.
pital garments. paiamas and other arti-
cles and the making required much
patience ana work. A great deal of
credit is due Mrs. PATE and her CO.
workers Mrs. W. c. Baker supervisor
of sewing, stated that the Fourth ward
auxiliary had at all times responded
promptly to calls and had easily done
moro work than all the rest of the city
as a whole.
The last of the hospital garments and
pajamas on hand We're shipped to head
quarters today.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
DITCHING MACHINE EXCAVATES
FIVE LINEAL FEET PER MINUTE

Engineer George Cox speaking today
about the progress being made on the
pipeline to Hickory creek, said last
Sunday the contracting company cut
SEQ feet of trench. over three feet deep,
The company has an immense ditching
machine and il stops for nothing, pick.
ing s,umps out Of its way as readily
as it oNcavates soil. The trouble that
has caused delay has been the great
amount OF water in the ground. Mr..
Cox said yesterday that in driving a
Ford over the meadows and pastures
along the right of way, the wheels bog
down as though in a slough and he
said if the contractor did not place logs
under the big ditching machine it would
bury itself, With the ground dry and
other conditions favorable the ditching
machine is capable of axcavating five
lineal feet every minute.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
SENATOR FLEMING
LEARNS WHAT IS
DONE BY COMMITTEES
lStaff Correspondence.

oklahoma City, March 26-When
senator J. Z. Fleming Of Poteau in.
troduced a bill he wants to have that
piI on the calendar and acted upon by
the senate in open session and unless
his bills follow that course he is going
10 know the reason why" the member
from lie Flore county stated Yesterday.
And the senator found out why. He
was under the impression that the meas.
ure was dead, killed in judiciary No.
committee, but Senator j. j. Smith
OF Miami. chairman of that committee,
assured the former mayor of Poteau
that he was mistaken and. or at least
in words to that effect, further reas-
sured him by saying that the bill was
only sleeping, peacefully reposing
where it would not he disturbed"
Senator Fleming was far from sat.
tstied with the Miami members explain.
alton In fact, nothing short of an
immediate consideration of the measure,
II appeared, would satisfy him
The words "sJrong.arm, gag" "chlo-
roform,' "pgeonholed. died in com.
mittee' and various and sundry other
interesting words were used in the Po.
teau members statement until Senator
Smith was heard to remark: Really,
] didn't know committee No. was so
effective nor that it had so many ways
of operating"
1T isn't right, gentlemen" Fleming
GRATED. II introduced that bill in good
faith and that committee ought TO give
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
DIVORCE GRANTED: NEGLECT or
DUTY; WIFE GETS CHILD AND SIS

In the district court today, Bretha
Goss was granted a decree of divorce
from her husband, Tom Goss, ON a
charge Of gross neglect Of duty. She
was awarded the custody of their mi
nor child and $l5 per month for its
support A case pending against Tom
Goss in Ihe county court, wherein he
was charged with wife abandonment,
was dismissed yesterday when the de.
fendant payed the costs and agreed TO
pay the sum of SIS per month which is
recited i'm the decree of divorce.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
The Strong Withstand The Winter
Cold Better Than The Veal,

Qld people VINO are feeble and younger
people who are weak will be strength.
ened and enabled to go through the
cold weather by taking GROVES
TASTELESS Chill TONIC, which is
simply IRON and QUININE suspend.
ed in syrup. SO pleasant even chik
dren like it. You can soon feel its
Strengthening, lnygorating Effect
Price G0c. Adv.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27

tally. The capacity of the Fort Worth
factory is 100 cars daily
Mr. Hawk also states that an indi-
cations point 10 demand for auto.
mobiles during this year far i'm excess
Of the supply and one Of Mr. Hawk s
missions to Ardmore this week is to se-
cure a dealer to represent the Chevrolet
line in Ardmore territory.
With Mr. Hawk is r. H. Brown
Chevrolet travelling representative. He
is also accompanied by =. T.. Shafer,
who is better known as Red Shafer'
the famous Chevrolet racing driver
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
Files suit Against Estate.

John w. Hoffman, has filed suit in
the district court against John II. Hoff.
mann ct al to recover the sum of
s1,62O and $l62 as attorneys fees al.
legged to be due and owing on a Ger.
tain promissory note, and to foreclose
a mortgage on part of lot / in block
$50 Of Ardmore, alleged to have been
given to secure the payment Of the said
note.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27

Thursday nights boxing entertain
ment promises some fast work when
Johnnie Lynch meets Sailor Thomas
boys are in good shape and evenly
matched in weight and both have good
records
Lynch is an Ardmore boy and has
met some fast boys. His record at
Nashville proved that he carried the
necessary qualities for entertaining his
opponents and keeping them going.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27
Tea Room at Convention Hall.

The ladies of the Episcopal Church
are conducting a tea room in the Red
Cross sewing room at Convention Hall
this week. Soups. sandwiches, pies. cof.
fee, and tea will be served from 1880
a m. throughout the afternoon and eve.
ming.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1919-03-27

Have you seen the Quicl, Change
Artists at Convention Hail. These
pautageS acts are All Star acts
Grants Pass daily courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1919-1931, 1919-01-31

Hns anyone taken time 10 think OF
Empress Eugene. widow Of Napoleon
III, Just ut this timer Ncurly hnlf a
century ngo she saw her Frnnce over
thrown and Outraged aud bumillnied
aud the terms Of the humiliation laid
down IN her own beautiful palace at
Versailles by booted and spurrcd Ger.
mun lnsoleifcc. She saw her husband
deihr0ned 10 die In exile. Later sba
wourned the death In battle under an
allen nng OF her only son. dlslnher.
tied. ~
The dim eyes OF the old woman. who
hns known 40 much OF pomp and
pride and humiliation and exile. will
now see the authors Of her undoing
stripped and bending with bowed head
before the high court Of civilization
and without nn exienunting circnm'
stnnce 10 plead.
Surely n fitting and dramatic close
10 an historic life.
Grants Pass daily courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1919-1931, 1919-01-31
Passing Of Emma.

Emma is dead, She died. not per
haps altogether that others might live,
bntlshe, surely died to make an Amerl.
can holiday. Most Of her life she had
been petted and dined, for II was de-
signed that she put ON weight, much
as the female Of, the species objects to
embonpoint. Emma was, In her tender
youth, removed from base hospital 10
to base 80. And that is Just where In.
terest for all the folks at home who
have boys at base 80 starts, for surely
no member of the hospital so far for
got his surroundings as not to mention
Emma In his letters. So Emma grew
and grew. Recently the end came. 1t
was announced in a, letter home thus
laconically and graphically: eve ate
Emma yesterday" She was served to
the hospital attaches, and while 1t may
be disloyal to say so, the diners say
she tasted better than American pork.
But weep not, you outsiders who read
this, for Emma was only a wild hog
Stars and Stripes.