The Washington herald., 1919-08-26

The problem Of how to Oe hsppy
though married is one Of The oues-
tons whose interest time cannot with
er, nor custom stale.
The trouble seems to be that in
matrimony theories and facts So sell
dom fit together. Take, for instance.
the following well known recipes for
insuring connubial bliss:
Theory No. Husbands and Viys.
should have no secrets from each 9TH
er
Fact The woman who tells her
husband everything she thinks Is the
prize goose in the bunch. She heads
OF much argument and prevents Fam
lily lights IL she does a thing hrst. and
then consults her husband about 4
afterwards.
Fact No. Men are also wise that
the things q woman doesn't know
don't worry her. A wife can 20 70
bed at nine O'Clock and drop CALMLY
TO sleep 81 she thinks that her bus-
band is tOilinE over his ledger. while
the mere suspicion that he Is sitting
in a friendly game produces insorn-
MIA, with curtain lecture compIics-
tons
Theory No. "A wife should keen
her husband from wandering from hi.
own hreside by providing at home
the attractions he seeks abroad
Fact-Men do not like at home N.
very things they enjoy abroad Nor
is IL convenient in a small fat. or cot
taEe, 10 set UP a first class bar. re-
place the bric-a-brac with spIJtoons.
and substitute a beer cooler for a
piano because a husband likes 10
spend his evenings in q saloon
Theory No. "A man should ruaEr
a fair divide Of the family finances
and give his wife half Of all h. earns
Fact-The usual American ave-are
IN the divyy OF the family income
gives a wife - per cent OF IL Other
w-se there would not lie 70 many
beautifully dressed women Iuzlr.ar-
ing around summer anu wirtr- p.
sorts while their husband toll ...
dark offices.
Theory No. 4-The wife should AL
ways meet her husband when he r.
turns home with a glad sWeet smile
10 mattel what the hour
faCt-If more wives met their r-s-
bands with a broom stick or ~ur-u.
pin about . a. m. instead q with a
water smile We should have some
thing doing 2 real reform No v0rr-
an comes rolling IN II 'aa. hour lowe
ing FOR a glad -u,.at smile f-o-r
hubby That's Why women are moro
moral than mon.
neglect the little attentions after
marriage that he showed bis a.--
.-fen he WAS ~ouT- ing her
Fart-lf a married man devote. r.r
am" amount OF time 10 sPoon.-- ami
holding his wife's hands. and vrl.r.
her fortv-Seveu page letter ar;.-
ElaTriase that he did IN the coU-1 .-.-
day. lie would land m the lars-
.GpJcy court Besides. affs- "a woman
is married o. a UaI She wants b ~
10 prove his love by deofs. not uur-s.
TheorT No. S.--A wife should al
D.avs Be- eErC'S.tely dressed and Ae,r
herself y0-r- and hea gtgfu' .l C-5--
20 retain Ter faScl-auor <-r Lc- 49,
la-l.
Fact e., cant hs dom 10 p5-I.-
knows ;Le secret OF PerPe.-s' ,-.. ..
Nor cal any woman .rs exquisite
dressed while she 80 -T-cv'l0- -rrl
a teethinc bahv. and :-v--r to h-yn
the house going
Fact No a GUOd dinner 'onl-
better 20 q man than arv Paris cr-:.-
tlon. and when the cook leaves : 80
rather see his wife IN a blue casci-.-
apron than the Trost heaUtif1I 'aF
dress that Was ever r0zG,
Theory No s 4 Nvo-a- -n0u, o
= home angel with all hs- irr.-.-.z
ccnterinE in her husband and ,.. '-
dran.
Fact There arc No wurrsr 90 "a ha-r
men tire 50 quickly - The ones wiz.
smoU of hread and huffe- ar. WIG
conversation only rL-s fL- rar-'--
-arut.
FacL-That includes all o.Hr- rs..
concerning how 10 70 haurv r'.a r
married. NOBODY can -eII y"- n-r 80
90 f.