The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1919-08-23

1t was ny VINO rested on BABY s.
lip and planted a typhoid germ. Who
was the guilty party?
We are told that school teachers are
not permitted to smoke in Kansas.
There is no such law in Florida;
neither has prohibition been placed on
gum -chewing-that is, not so you can
notice it.
With the fruits of the vine in lus-
cioUs perfection, and Indian Summer
paging in the golden persimmons,
make your own" will be the slogan
of the vets in some districts we
know. And do you blame them for
providing little cheer for their fam
| ily circle and friend or two?
A certain very charming young lady
being questioned as to why she desir-
ed to acquire the French language
now that the war is over, replied, very
haughtily: "Oh, no, indeed; | do not
expect to derive any special benefit
from the study. / only thought to be
home would be so sweet"
A good old maxim is, if you are
going to start something you don't
know very much about, be sure to
start it on a small scale, the smaller
the better.
| Did any one with an ulcered tooth
TRY to make love or write sonnets?
The friendship of good, clean boy
is another one of the worlds gifts
more precious than gold.
Your business in life is to look at
your own job and quit watching
others. The Cooking over the fence
at your neighbor habit" and harbor-
ing envy and jealousy will never get
lyou anywhere. Covetousness is one
of the greatest sins.
Madame Louise Theirs of Milwau-
kee, the oldest living Daughter of the
American Revolution, says she heart
lily approves of men knitting. That
she knows it keeps them out of Cos,
siping mischief, a sin that they are
not any more immune to than the
women, altho they claim to be.
One of the city's model husbands
stayed home Saturday night and reaC
book to his wife instead of joining
the - circle at -, as per his
: usual custom. We have not been in
formed as to the power of the antidott
administered, other than it worked.
Teach your children not to make
friends with stray dogs, for these arr
i dog days and everything possible
) should be done to render little folk
: and others entirely safe.
1t is not the woman who is foreve
: chasing everybody in the house with
Il broom and buster who makes the mos
impression as to the desirableness o
> lneatness and order. A man likes t.
u feel free in his own home and enjo,
: his wife as a companion. Chances ar
: he didn't marry her to be his servant
j. otherwise he would see to it that sh
be kept busy scrubbing his kitchen
floors and washing the family dishes
u A foolish woman can make lover
husband, but it takes bright woman
to keep husband lover.
II Isn't it funny how really prett
. girls love to walk in high Frenc
> heels, but none of them like run i
y their stockings.
Third Ward Citizen: "What in tn
, thunder is all that COMPOUNDED nois
= shooting off so early on Sunday morn
!. ing?"
. Man About the Place: "Nothin
y boss, 'ceptin' the man in the littl
~ white roadster raisin' the debil wi
:. his cutout; de one what Marse Thorn
mas amt cotched yet"
- Did you ever think that there ar
:. many zone man dogs" and some con
y man women" but how few zone won
= an men" ther are in this miserabl
- world?
~ How few people know that tn
chief of their sins are those they con
=, NIT against themselves, and ths
, heaven and hell are set up for thel
y, day by day by their own hands an
:. hearts.
- Footprints on the sands are mostl
- of the baretoed variety this season.
The woman or man who doesn
= care for expenses will most surel
II sooner Or later get to where his cour
- ty will have to care for him. Som
- folks better look out.
70 The f1atwoods throughout Mario
= county are nearly overfowed, OWN
. to the big rains. Small lakes are b.
ing connected by the excess waite
I and fish are migrating. Water hole
- that have been fished out will be goo
70 again, so nobody is complaining.
= To give the face a good color, say
m an exchange, get pot of rouge ar
rabbit foot. Bury them two mile
: from home and walk out and BAG
10 once each day to see if they are sti
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