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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-12-06
WANTED

STENOGRAPHER and Typist wishes
position. Addres r. D., Care news
WISH IN do sewer repairing and small
scWer connections. A. c. Hansen
1888 Sheridan 81.
Ia write English and Italian; gooo
al Agures. Address Dan" News.
WOMAN would like to take home plain
sewing. 375 Elm st.
YOUNG man 10. with good references,
wishes work of any kind. Telephone
1871.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-12-06

II. C. DRosT, auto truck. long distance
moving vans furniture, pianos n
safes moved to city or country: aiso
cartinG. 1877 Brighton Ave. Tel. 1870.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-12-06
TRUCKING

Afro SERVICE between New York
ard Perth Amboy. 30 Gordon ST
Phone 64b.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-12-06
HELP

WOMEN or man wanted, salary $24
full time, soc hour spare time, sell
ina Guaranteed hosiery to wearer'
EEYSnaTience unnecessary. 1nternation-
nj Mills, Norristown Pa.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-12-06
BARBER SHOPS

AMERICAN BARBER SHOP, sanitary
services; expert BARRIERS; no waiting;
private shower baths. soc. hot water
always 119 Smith st.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-12-06
WHERE TO DINE
PIANOS

G. sTErNHAUSER. Pianos tuned and
repaired. 325 State St, Perth Amboy
Tel. 1354-M. First class work.
RRJJNTON, Pianos and Player Pianos,
Kranich & Bach, Hartman Pianos,
Sonora Photographs. Columbia Gra-
fonoIss. George Post. Manager, 204
Smith ST. Open Evenings. Phone IL.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-12-06
FOR SALE

STEREOTYPE MATS for sale. 100 for
poultry houses, enc. Evening News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-12-06

A COMPLETE lire of lumber, masons
material wall boards. roofing, seWe5
pipes, hardware and paint or al
kinds. Sorensen's. COL Sayre Ave
Phone 1863
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-12-06

BREAD. Buns and Rolls at KEN
rer's Bakery. 1e2 Market 81, every
afternoon from Q p. u. on rye
Bread a speciality.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-12-06

NAILS. roofing paper. glass and putty,
pipe, valves, fittings, betting: puiIeys'
sheet iron, err loads or single pieces'
Perth Amboy Hardware CO
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-12-06

y p SMOLsKY. Welding, Brazing,
Cutting and Soldering; spe cMnders
in burning Carbon from Ave.
and pruck Ave. Tel. 1876.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-12-06

Jg17 UARLEY-DAvIDSoN with side
car, fully equipped. new tires; also
accessories and repairing. Let Leo
do it 7O9 Charles st.
Evening journal., 1919-10-01
SIJCG!1 sl(,
;SI[7E:lL]ra2' Il Is

This happens TO be the brand Of jus
tlce they keep in stock at Buffalo.
Jacob Wright, aged 10, Buffalo. ~ Y
thought he needed a bath
II is often that one so young gets an
idea like that
And IL should be encouraged.
But Judge Mclaughlin OF Buffalo
doesn't seem 10 think so.
Well anyhow. Jacob needed a bath
And he got one, too
Walked into the boarding house,
made b-line for the bathroom.
The splashing Of water attracted at
tcntion.
Police arrested Jacob for stealing
a bath.
Get that? Stealing a bath
Huh Once we heard OF a hardheart-
ed constable who pinchol a Kid for
taking a dip In the swimmin' hole on
somebody's farm. but that constable
was defeated at the next election
And we hope they defeat that Judge
Mclaughlin who sentenced Jacob
Wright 10 the penilenliary for 30 days
for stealing that bath
Prohibition isn't going 10 make any
one live ANY longer than he woula
have Otherwise asserts John n. Whit
more. New York lawyer. who a few
days ago celebrated his ope hundredlh
anniversary.
"Tve smoked an my life and I've al
ways enjoyed my nip OF whiskey," ne
added.
Judging by the hours most young
men keep" observed Squire Abner Har-
Evening journal., 1919-10-01
BLAMES MOON FOR
SUMMER WETNESS
Storms Ascribed to Those
of Underground Variety
by Astronomer
MARINERS ON THE
WATCH FOR THAT

SIASCONSET, Mass. Oct. Am un
usual meteorological condition ha:
been responsible for the continuation
OF oyercast and rainy weather through
out the past summer, according to q
statement by Prof. Roland Bunker
HGssey, whe is known in Nantucket as
an authority on astronomical research
According 10 Professor Hussey the
phenomenon. which has resulted IN
Hoods Of rainfall and the spelling OF
innumerablc crops, to say nothing OF
vacatlonists' lempers, is not The tra-
ditiOnal ST. SWithin. but the less Vide
ly known underground moon After
months OF research work on the SUD
jcct and consulting the records Of for
mor years Professor llusscy feels con-
ldent in asserting that this peculiar
GOOn phase has caused the Wetlcst and
ioggiest summer ever known here.
After a careful study OF the subject
! am convinced that what we call the
underground moon Is responsible for
mis- remarkable run OF bad weather. "
said Professor llussey when seen In
MS study here. surrounded by weather
maps and astronomical charts. He re-
moved a large pair Of bifocal night
spcctacles and sank back in his chair
ls n weary from his long vigils.
cor course, we do not care 20 take
any credit so TO speak. from the IA
nous st. Swilhin." he continued with
a smile, but ! think you will find our
arguments I'm favor Of the underground
moon 10 be quite irrefulable. St
swilhin. with his long established
reputation as the Jonah. so TO speak,
ol vacationists. TO say nothing OF hope
lul farmers and summer hotel pro-
prictOrs. IS really little more than a
legend. after all. 10 is the popular and
time honored talk about his efficacy,
believe. that has caused 50. Swithin to
assume such formidable proportions as
a weather iinX.
AS a matter Of scientific fact it
can be proved that the underground
moon is infallibly q producer Of wet.
cold and generally disagreeable wealth
or. This. Of course. is more note
worthy when the phenomenon occurs
N summertime. as it has this year.
And the underground moon is not a
new thing. at least as far as we Nan
tuckelers are concerned.
ITO my personal knowledge the ex-
isience of this remarkable weather
control has existed on Nantucket for
several generations. When / was boy
] can remember distinctly that my
grandfather often spoke OF the under
siound moon. and he said that his
father had first told him about IL.
In the old days captains OF whale
ships making Nantucket their home
port always consulted the Farmers Al
manac in order 10 be in touch with the
moons phases, and II there was an un
moon in prospect they
would postpone their cruising until
after this period had passed But al
though it has existed for so long a
time and Is even said to have been dis
Evening journal., 1919-10-01

'plnglon, they're all training to be
nisht walchmen."
Joe Belsky, a gypsy arrested in Chi
cago, is proud of his record IN crossing
The continent GO times without paying
a cent Of railroad fare. Now we know
why the railroads have a dencit)
And Joe Is prauG OF the fact that for
" years me hasn't workc a day. But
a Tot 0f millionaires have that record
bcalen'
Is il more honorable 10 be a free pas
senyer with a pass on a railroad than
a deadhead without a pass? ASK
Hines)
This Is. we believe. the most remark
able man In the world
The Canadian army medical depart
mont announces The discovery OF ihe
painless Ilan who also. Is "a feelless
man llc is inscnsiliyc 20 pain. and
possesses no sense " touch. lie cannot
fcr1 The ground with his feet. lie can
not distinguish between cold and heat.
Winter Is the same as summer 90 him.
he is Unable 20 ind his nose without
guiding his hands by sight. and an no.
tiOn of smell Is absent
ile has no sense Of fatigue Sight ana
hearing are normal.
This condition. the doctors say. is the
result OF an attack OF yellow fever
when he was A. years old
When August porchke. a somewhat
elderly widower living near Geneseo.
lll, went ACQUIRING he met with con-
siderable opposition upon the part Of
his i9-year-old SON And the neighbors
TOO.
Funny how ones son and nelghbors
presume 20 regulate ones life isn't it?l
And one evening when the old man
was calling on his young lady friend a
bunch OF the rough neck neighbOrs in
yited him 10 tar-and-fealher party.
rudely grabbing the elderly wO0er from
the NOung woman's side and smearing
him with tar and feathers.
Tho iarred-and-fealhered had EN- ar
Evening journal., 1919-10-01

cussed by The old Carihaginian navigo.
tors, The underground moon has beer
80 poorly press agenied as you citS
folks call 10. lhat It is little known
even now outside Gf The island OF Nan
luckei."
"Whal is The underground moon@
asked the interviewer.
"The underground MOON said Pro
lessor lIussey. settling back once more
IN his chair and polishing up his biz
bifocal. ielescopic night speciacles. "is
Just lhis-of course ! might use a lot
OF scientific terms which would be
confusing and more 0r less meaning
less 20 the average reader, but l viii
endeayor 20 avoid this and give YOU
an explanation which viii be as clear
ana concise as possible under the cir
cumslances
THE underground m0on," the Pro-
fcssor continued. "is a moon which
changes from one phase 10 another be-
tween the hours OF midnight and ! q.
m. and before II rises above The horl-
zon. or. as The saying is, underground.
That is simple enough, is it not? In
a word, this dangerous and infalliDle
breeder OF bad weather is moon
which changes from one quarter 10 an
other before 10 lifts above the skyline.
Look back In the records and you
will find the theory OF the under
ground moon is invariably borne out
Bad weather does not necessarily fol
low the underground change OF moon.
TO may come before the change, as
long as it is within the radius OF CON
trol Of this change, so 90 speak. II
you hunt up The figures in the almanac
you will find that there are certain
cycles OF about IS years duration. al
the end Of which there are such bad
weather seasons as We have just en-
dured
Always a result Of a iuXtaposition
so 10 speak. OF underground moons
such as we have had this summer' the
drsi one occurring in June, two more
in July and another In August. single
examples of the underground moon sell
6om result i'm more than a week or
bad weather at a lime. although u may
be very bad while il lasts. lt Is the
that is so extremely
Professor Hussey is considering the
Of writing a pamphlet on
The results Of his investigations In r.
gard 20 the underground moon.
Evening journal., 1919-10-01
Snake Oil

Positively Relieves Pain in Few Minutes.
Try It right now for rheumatism, Neu-
ralgia. Lumbago. sore. stif and swollen
Joints. pain in the head. back and limbs.
eorns bunions, en-. After one application
pain usually disappears as II by magic.
A new remedy used internally and exter-
nally for Coughs, Colds. Group, Influenza,
Sore Throat, Diphtheria and Tonsilitis.
This oil Is conceded to be the most pene-
rsating remedy known. It's prompt and
immediate effect I'm relieving pain is due to
the fact that It penetrates 20 the affected
parts at once. As an Illustration. pour ten
drops on the thickest piece Of sole leather
and Il win penetrate this substance through
and through in three minutes.
Accept no substitute. This great oil IA
golden red color only. Manufactured by
Herb Juice Medicine co. Every bottle guar
anteed-30c. G0c and SLOO a bottle at Eek
erd's Cut Rate Medicine Store.
Evening journal., 1919-10-01
GROWING DEAF WITH
HEAD NOISES?
TRY THIS

n You are growing hard Of hearing and
fear Catarrhal Deafness or N YOU have
roaring. rumhing. kissing noises iu your
ears. 90 90 your druggist aud cet = ounce
Of Parmint idouhle strength. and add Co
lated sugar Take Tablespoonful four
times u day.
This will often bring quick relief from
the distressing head noises Clugged nos
trls should open. breathing become easy
and the mucus stop dropping into the
throat. 10 is easy Go prepare. costs little
and is pleasant 10 take. Anyone who H.
threatened with Catarrhal Deafness or who
has head noises should give this prcscrip-
finu trial
Evening journal., 1919-10-01
MEDALS ron ENIIsTIlD wOuEN.

All women enlisted in the army, navy,
marine corps. coast guard or other
branch OF military service during the
recent war, who have served for per
iod OF at least ninety days, are eligible
for The Victory Medal IL bin noW
before Congress is passed
The bin 10 have such medals struck
on and presented was offered 90 Con
gress by Representative pcli OF New
York. 10 was referred 10 the com
miiiee on military affairs.
Evening journal., 1919-10-01
KEl.p CAKES FREsH.

To keep cake fresh and moist Ice II
while still warm from the oven, or at
least brush the surface well with a
heavy sugar sirup. Set in a metal cake
box. Keep ln the box a small jelly
glass half-nlled with water The air
in the box IS kept moist by the water
and the cake remains soft until eaten.
Evening journal., 1919-10-01
THE EVENING JOURNAL. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER l. 1919

rested. and included among them his
son, who pleaded guilty and was fined
SOD.
Which proves that it doesn't pay TO
Interfere with the wheels OF progress
or ones widower-father when hg
acOurling goes.
Evening journal., 1919-10-01

In other cities slickers sell the sky
scrapers or parks 90 conndlng strangers.
But in Los Angeles, Cal, Ramon q.
Gamboa. Mexican visitor complained 10
The central detective bureau. that city
slicker had charged him $50 for gross
ing a street
II thought he was a policeman Ra-
mon explained, "and 7 paid him $50 he
fined me for crossing Central avenue"
Evening journal., 1919-10-01
For a Child's Liver and Bowels

Motherl Say California" then you will
get genuine California Syrup of Figs" Full
directions for babies and children of all ages
who are constipated, bilious, feversh, tongue
coated, or full of cold, are plainly printed on
the bottle Children love this delicious laxative
Evening journal., 1919-10-01

MIlIer'. AntIseptIe on. Kn0wn b
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-09-23
WILSON LArrEN WITH GIFTS.
President Reported to Have Broush,
Homo S1,OOO,cC0 in Gems.

WASHINGTON, sept. Ex-senator PEN
rOso, republican, of Pennsylvania, de-
clared in the senate yesterday that
President Wilson and his party
brought back from the Paris peace
conference jewels and other gifts from
crowned heads" which he had been
told were worth more than 81 1000, 900.
lnterrupting n speech by Senator
Ashurst, democrat, Arizona, wso said
that in 1910 1t had been proposed to
prohibit acceptance Of gifts from for
eign rulers by the president, Senator
Penrose asked II the Arizona senator
had in mind gifts made to President
Wilson while IN Europe.
Il know nothing Of that" Senator
Ashurst replied, but n any democrat
accepted such gifts ne would receive
my condemnation as quickly as IL he
were a republican"
Il have been told that the president
and his party came back overwhelmed
with presents from crowned heads and
foreign governments" Senator Penrose
said. There was Jewellery valued at
hundreds OF thousands, and ] was told
that custom authorities valued the
gifts at more than a million dollars"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-09-23
Northwood News Briefs.

Special to Times Republican.
Northwood. Sept. 23.-The rain Oh
Saturday night and Sunday was very
beneficial to this part Of the country.
Winter wheat was greatly benefited.
and the ground was so dry especially
on the high lands that plowing was
very difficult. Corn is way past the
danger of frost, OF good quality. and
the yield will be one Of the best in
years.
Housing conditions in Northwood are
becoming critical. II is impossible to
rent a house In Northwood at the
present time, and the large number OF
farmers who have sold their farms
during the present land boom are buy
ing up the houses as fast as they are
put on the market, paying unheard-oi
prices for them, and as all the car
penters in this section have more than
they can handle at present, 1t Is I'M
possible for any one to build this fall,
and as most OF the farmers are re-
firing and moving to town. many
people will have to leave town.
Northwood for the past few weeks
has been cursed with sneak thieves or
anu Willie lhCy hoNS 49,
succeeded in making any large hauls,
it Is keeping the women folks on
needles all the time, and many fire.
arms that have not been looked at for
several years are receiving good
cleaning and a new supply OF am
munition.
Frank Scammon, veteran newspaper
man, 70 years OF age and for nearly
thirty nine years editor OF the Worth
County Index. which paper he estab-
llshed in 1880, has been compelled by
advancing years and inability to get
competent help to lease his paper for
a term Of years. Clinton Hill. OF
Usage, editor Of the Usage News, has
taken over the paper. and with the as
sistance of Mr.. Lent, of Cresco. will
conduct it
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-09-23
TnEsREPUBIICAN IOWA SEPTEMBER %: 1919

man In tho motor truck department.
Alfred Hilbert left for Logan county.
Colorado, yesterday to look after land
interests.
VIII Peters. near Clutter has been
having serious time for the past two
weeks with blood poisoning In the
hand.
Miss Pearl Green. who went to
Poynette, Wis, TO visit is keeping
house for n cousin and expects to re-
main indefinitely.
Miss Agnes Law returned to Evans
ton. H., yesterday to continue her
work In Northwestern University.
Isaac Camery. of Henry. H., is visit
Ing at the home OF his niece, Mrs. G.
Il, Brown.
VIII Johnson, of Chicago, Is here
visiting his relatives, the Caslarka
families.
Mary Beecher fell and broke an arm
while at play.
Mrs. A. l.. Amcs leaves today for
Des Moines TO spend several days at
convention of women's clubs.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-09-23
orinnell ans Vicinity.
rial TO Times Republican.

SpeClal 10 1lmeS- kcpuDllCan.
Grinnell. Sept 2S.--Rev. p, A. john
son, OF Grinnell, preached in the Con-
gresatlonal church at Council Bluffs
on Sunday last, when u special service
was hold in commemoration of the
long and useful church activity OF Rev,
George q, Rice, whose one hundredth
birthday anniversary fell on yesterday.
Father Rice" Is n native of Vermont,
who went early TO the south and then
to the west and was the first pastor OF
the Council Bluffs Congregational
church. He has been active continu-
ously in different forms of Christian
work for more than eighty years He
Is an uncle OF Mrs. Helen NJ. Field,
who died In this city in 1902.
Paul Essler living mile south OF
Grinnell some time ago bought the
general store and the coal and grain
business at Jacob Switch OF W. c.
Williams. Mr.. Essler has now sold the
same property TO Clint Vanderveer. OF
Grinnell who came into possession
yesterday and plans TO enlarge and I'M
prove the business.
Mrs. l.. NJ. Stratton has come from
Odebolt 10 live in Grinuell and has
moved into the greatly improved resi-
deNca on High street formerly occu-
pied by Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. L. Hunt.
Dr. and Mrs. V. J. Smith had the
company over Sunday of their daugh-
ter. Miss Faye Smith. who teaches in
Altoona. They also had the company
Of Mr. and Mrs. Henry Order. OF
Union. Mr.. Crider has been with the
Second division In Germany and has
but recently come back.
Clarence Carlson. brother OF Mrs. A.
]. Larson. OF this city recently re-
leased from government service AFTER
two years in the navy, has taken up
his old Job with the Dodge Tool Com
parv Of this city.
Myron Dawley. son OF c. y. Dawfey'
has gone 10 Ames. where he plans TO
take course in Iowa State College.
Dr. Louis 4. Hopkins has been Sc
lected to ill the vacancy caused by the
absence Of Or. ]. n. Sprague from the
faculty OF the college and will have
crarcr Of tho nNvvf~al vNrn'rattons
There was Whelan reunion in this
city the last OF the week, when Mr.. j.
y. Whelan's brother. A. F. Whelan.
with his daughter. came from the east
and Dr. r. L. Whelan came from Belle
PLANE. Miss Whelan has been for a
year and n half IN government work
at Washington and she and her father
had toured the east. They plan TO
visit at Schaller on their way from
Grinneii to their home at Dodge City,
Kan.
Carl Compton. of the class of 1913,
Grinnel College, is TO be student Y. NJ.
c. A. secretary of the college and TO
y u. a+hIn-irS
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-09-23
Northern Ioua Items

trial and follow out the wishes of the
people as expressed by them in the re-
cent election. E..
Jefferson-Jay N. Virgins will be
the first airplane owner in Greene
county, having sent in an order last
week thru Emmett Schoppe for Cur
tiss machine of the latest model. MI
Virgins few years ago was the first
Greene county citizen to ride In an ar
plane, having made a trial trip with
visiting aviator at the county fair. he
thus is entitled to rank as the pioneer
civilian airnan Of the county.
Ruthven-While fishermen are now
enjoying the best Of fishing at Ruth
ven. H., being favored with good catch
es Of pickerel and uike, the hunter may
properly look forward to the coming
hunting season as being most WONDER
full and with game plentiful. Hundreds
Of ducks have Matched in the low
lands hereabouts and may be seen 1iy-
ing from lake to lake in much greater
numbers than for many years past ana
old hunters predict thai game will be
very plentiful this fall in this vicinity.
Emmetsburs-Mond evening while
travelling hurriedly on the road east OF
the south end Of Lost Island lake, j.
A. Mitchelrs car went over three times.
pinning him beneath 1t. Leo ]. Han
non, who was with him, had to break
a fence post and lift the car from MS
body. His chest was severely injured
| in the region Of the heart but no ribs
| were broken. He was very fortunate
that he was not killed. 1t was several
minutes before he could speak. Messrs.
| Mitchell and Harmon live in Omaha
! They have been selling to farmers pro-
/ ducts OF the Eckman Chemical Com
pany.
HumboIdt-That Iowa farmers have
| learned how to do good many Dig
! things themselves was illustrated IN Q
| great basket picnic conducted in CraW-
| ford county by the farmers education
| al and CO. operative union. On theiI
| own initiative and with their own or
| ganization and their own money, they
brought together more than 5000 folks
and entertained them excellently In
| country grove. The speaker OF the day
the president OF the union, O. 2. Will
son, had an audience Of more than
5000. The statistician Of the occasion
says that this picnic brought together
1877 automobiles.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-09-23
PARCEL POST SALES END.
Government to Distribute Stoeks
Amonn Federal Stores.

Washington. Sept %. The war De-
partment announced yesterday that
sales of surplus foodstuffs thru the
parcels post will be suspended after
Wednesday and that the unsold stocks
will be redistributed- to the twenty
four retail stores which the war de-
partment will open thruou; the coun-
try Thursday.
The stocks will be offered to the
public thru the retail stores at the
same prices as thru the parcels post
and to municipalities. These foodstuffs
will be sold both over the counter and
on mail orders.
Mail orders for the foodstuffs. as
for the other commodities which viii
be offered for sale in the retail stores,
must be addressed to the store in the
district IN which the purchaser resides.
Deliveries on mail orders will be made
thru the parcels post.
The prices pixed on the food com.
modities will be the prices at which
those commodities will be delivered
at any point in the retail district
| within which the purchaser lives.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1919-09-23
Public Dances Restricted.

Fort Dodge. Sept. 23.-Thru an ordt-
nance Just passed by the city COM
missioners and to go into effect i'm
mediately. public dances and dance
halls must pay a license OF $50 per
year and submit 10 rigid inspection.
Decided changes in the management
will result from this new rule.
According 70 the law ladies' will
no longer be free" In the terms Of
the ordinance It shall be unlawful to
discriminate between the sexes in
charging admission. At many Of the
public dances il has been customary
to allow girls and women entrance
free.
No one under IS years Of age will be
allowed to trip the light fantastic in
public dances.
The "1O-cent" dances must also go,
for. according TO the new law, 1t Is
Illegal to charge anything over and
above the admission fee.