The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1919-11-06

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| queried the Chicagoan. "Well," ex-
J planned the negro, 4 amt gwine to
transfer dat mule to nobody dat lives
less than 200 miles awuy from here
When l sells dat mule I wants to git
rid not only Of de mule, but Of all con-
versation appertainin' to him."
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bsent-mindedness, frivolity and
ambition and vigilance are the quail
tiles that fill our peniteniaries, accord
ing to the stories Of four convicts
"Tm here" said the pickpocket, "as
the result Of q moment of abstrac-
ton" "And IT, observed the incends
larry, because Of an unfortunate habit
Of making light Of things" "The rea-
son | am here" chimed in the forger,
sis because l tried to make a name
for myself" "And l." added the bur-
glar, Through nothing but taking ad-
vantage Of an opening which was Of
fered in large mercantile establish
ment."
The most dangerous thing a man
esn do is to fall in love. If he falls
into ditch he might break leg or :
a neck, but sometimes he breaks his
heart, and that is worse. How mys-
FERROUS is this thing Of falling in love,
anyway The youth goes soberly
along the path of everyday existence.
He has no thought save his work, no
eye for aught save the duty at his
door. Suddenly look, voice, face, E
and he is in love. No more pathway
The world has changed. :
A new ideal has arisen. The gray :
clouds have faded into blue sky and
he blacks his boots twice a day. E
love be caused by electricity :
Or microbes, it certainly comes unbid- =
den. :
"The best shootin' pun l ever know
a." says Old Bill Miseivens. "was =
.wned by Teller in Long Valley. 8
That certainly was long range gun. II
t belonged to Teller by the name -
# Bob wilkins. He used to shoot y
-ame so far away he had to carry
ield glass with him to see it. He
would shoot deer weighin' 200 pounds
o far away thew weren't visible to
he naked eye One day l went out
untin' with him and when he loaded
hat gun I noticed he dipped the bull
its in salt. | asked what he was
DIN that for and he said he found
necessary when he shot with that
un to salt the bullets. If he didn't
o that the game would Spite before
e could get to it unless it happen
! to be an ALFRED cold day"
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If you have corn this is remedy
iven by the New Thought, a recently
Established cult: Expose the core
nd pass the finger tips of your right
and over it slowly and caressingly,
the same time sending vibration
ON the brain to the corn. If it is
soft corn Alb vibrations per second
i'll suffice; if a hard corn, put on
reed draught. Repeat slowly: ~ am
wv sending a current of thought
rec into nv corn, and so separating,
ducing. disinteerating, rendering,
lifting, sundering, dwellicating,
hitting, dispensing, dislocating, elid-
2, divorcing, pulverizing, slashing,
d dissecting it that presently it will
So away" Repeat it three times,
en-, with rising infection: 'Avaunt
aunt avauntv Finish by repeat
Z the password. "The universe is
ne. am it, The corn will at
st look extremely surprised, then
1t and fade beautifully from sight.
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The smartest boy in the class when
were kid at school didn't become
esident of the United States, nor
IN governor of Kansas. The last
heard of him he was holding down
ne dinky job that barely made him
living. One of the boys we always
de fun Of and used as goat in
,rything became one of the most
ed surgeons in the country and
veled all over the world Another
1t" as we always called him, grew
y wealthy in business because he
great executive ability and COM
n sense. The prettiest girl in the
IS didn't become a princess or
hess nor wear REGAL gowns and
upon a throne. No, she grew to
gh over two hundred pounds and
J married to a fellow who was
ltweight in the head and has scant-
provided for her ever since. The
rest dressed girl in the class, the
none of the kids ever paid any
'ntion to, is now the wife of one of
rich men of the state and has
rything she wants, and more too. l.ohn
ides, her husband is true to her n ma
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