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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30

known the document to the American
public"
There are Twenty-Five pages to the
blighted thing, and any one could tell
that it was the work of an English
man. for 'labour" and honour" are
spelled correctly. Quite neat touch,
Eth, wot?
Most distressing to think that Sir
William should have lost it.
Mark you, old dear. Here's go:
"The fruitful visit Of the President
to the King should be returned as
speedily as possible. | would suggest
that as soon as the President is set
tied once more in the White House the
visit should be returned by His Royal
Highness the Prince of Wales, who
would be an admirable representative
Of his royal sire and would satisfy
President Wilson's sense af fitness.
ut is, perhaps. unfortunate that
there is not Presidential daughter to
the princes age, for such union
would have greatly advanced our pur-
pose not only with the American peo-
pie, but also with the President, who
feels that lese majesty should be pun
ishable with twenty years imprison-
ment and who acts as if he considered
his son-in-law, Mr.. McAdoo, as his heir
apparent"
Fawncy
"dis Royal Highncss the Prince"
the pamphlet goes on. "should have
brilliant encourage of our American
born nobility. About the time of his
coming, the Grand Fleet might
make demonstration in American
waters, preferably off Newport, so that
Lady Gerard, Lady Sims, Lady Strauss.
Lady Rodman and the wives Of our
other knights may participate. And
Field Marshal Haig with Sir John
Pershing might review the American
forces.
"a further suggestion, namely, that
playing card should be called THE
PRESIDENT and should carry his pict-
ure, ranking in play above the ace,
KING, queen-a substitute for the Joker
! mention, but do not advocate"
A bit thick, old dear, but upon my
soul, the printer chap has done him
self. He also shows that the name Of
the American capital is to be changed
TO Georgetown and Boston and Chicago
are to be named Kingston and Guelph
respectively.
Careless old Sir William Wiseman!
And such printer personl
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
s g J !: II 3 ,

AT the National Winter Garden
Second Avenue and East Houston
Street, the bill up to yesterday was
"Burlesque as You Like It." Detective
Henry of the vice squad, who viewed
it at the request of Assistant District
Attorney James E. Smith, decided
promptly that he didn't like it that
way, and yesterday he was the COM
plainant against twelve of the bur-
lesquers and their manager, Louis Min
sky.
Henry said the dances were lot
worse than the shmmy. Mr.. Smith
could not be present to prosecute Min
sky and the twelve young women
and Magistrate Groehl, in the Essex
Market Court, postponed the case I'M
til tomorrow.
MEMBERS of the Ludlow Street
IVA "Alimony Club" will be pleased if
President Wilson signs the daylight
saving law repeal. They're not in the
least interested in saving daylight, as
communication just received by
Sheriff Knott from William II. Os-
trander, attorney for the alimoners, in
dicates
Mr.. Ostrander requests the Sheriff
to extend bedtime at the Ludlow Street
Jail one hour. Under the existing rule
"taps" are sounded at $3.50 and flights
OUT at 10 p. m. The members say this
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
Gov. Smith Makes
2-Bagggger and Wins
Game for Aldermen
Two Umpires Chased From
Field at Annual Clambake
of City Hall Reporters
Held at Prohibition Park

Governor Alfred f. Smith knocked
two-baggcr yesterday when captain
ing baseball team composed of New
York Aldermen who played team of
New York City political writers at the
annual clambake Of the Association of
City Hall Reporters at Prohibition
Field, Bayside, Long Island.
All bases were full when the Gov
ernor-who was just plain "Al" yes
;erday- walloped the old horsehidc
into nest Of empty bottles - soda
water which adorned one end Of the
blcachers. The Governor made his hit
If the ninth inning and the runs it
Noted rolled up the score Of the Alder
men to ~, which lost the game to the
reporters, who had made but 10.
The Governor, who played first base.
also proved victor in the 1OO-yard
dash, which he made in fifteen sec
onds fiat. Congressman Thomas f.
Smith, Secretary OF Tammany Hall. WAS
leading the Governor in the last
twenty-five feet when one of the Gov
ernor's frineds thrust his foot in front
of the Congressman, splitting him.
Rough stuff" was Congressman
Smiths comment as he picked the
gravel from his face and hands.
The baseball game. due to the poll
ticians, was also Il rough affair. The
aldermen were constantly objecting to
the decisions OF the umpircs, Francis
NJ Hugo, Secretary Of State, and Muir
ray Hubert, Dock Commissioner. On
ono occasion, when the Governor. on a
mufTcd third strike, was running to
first base, one Of his friends-an al
dcrman threatened to knock the Sec
rotary Of State off the map II he dared
call him out. Hugo called him out.
nevertheless, whcreupon the aldermen
chased him from the field, and when
Dock Commissioner Hubert protestcd
ngainst the treatment they sent him
following the other honest umpire.
The baseball suits were somewhat
novel, NJ the politicians wore overalls
and the ncwspapcrmcn were attired in
bathing suits.
The fat mems race Was won by Po-
lice Captain James A. Brady. Edward
Stats Luther, Of "The Morning Tcle-
graph" came in second. fifteen minutes
later.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
Woman Lawyer for
Woman's Court, Idea
Proposed by Hylan
Girls Should Have Chance.
City Executive Maintains,
and Police Are Not To
Be Blamed at All Times

Mayor Hylan has called upon the
committee on public welfare to engage
lawyer, preferably a woman, to look
after the rights of girls brought be-
fore the Women's Court. The request
is the outcome Of report submitted
by Police Commissioner Enright. In
his letter, addressed to Rodman Wana-
maker, chairman of the committee, the
Mayor says:
"Since January, 1918, 1909 arrests
have been made and forty disorderly
houses suppressed. The Commissioner
has assigned a number of policewomen
on these cases and if they prove sue
cessful this work will be done in the
future by policewomen.
Gould not your committee engage a
good reputable lawyer, preferably a
Women's Court to look after the legal
rights Of women who have been ar
rested? This would work toward the
elimination Of the shyster lawyer, who
devotes himself wholly to preying upon
women who are arrested and brought
to court.
at is very likely that police officers
assigned to this special kind of work
become overzealous in the perform
ance of their duties. 1t sometimes
happens that interruptions policemen
will make an arrangement with an un-
scrupulous lawyer, whereby, after the
arrest, the lawyer gets the case and
all the money that he can squeeze out
of the woman. The case goes to trial
The officer gives his testimony. The
magistrate assumes it to be true. In
most cases the woman is found guilty,
sentence Is suspended and the defend
ant is placed on probation. This pro-
cedure protects the officer, stops any
criticism of the magistrate and pleases
and profits the lawyer in the case.
"The whole thing is farce. If the
lawyer was not under obligation to
the policeman he would not hesitate
to cross examine at the trial. The
magistrate would then pay more atten-
ton, and the laxity which terminates
the procedure in many of these cases
and in minor criminal courts would be
thus eliminated.
81 am happy to say that the police
are for the most part clean, decent
men, but with a force of 100000 men
some bad ones will get in and discredit
the others, just as they do in other
walks of life. l believe that if you
can get the right kind of lawyer work
ing under your direction it will do a
lot of good. You would have to get
a man or woman who will give his or
her whole time to this welfare work"
District Attorney Swami announced
several days ago that he proposed to
name woman lawyer to represent his
Office at the trials IN the Womcns
Court
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
New York Is Facing an
Ice Famine, Says Mayor
Beware Coming Dog Days,
Warming of Committee;
Profiteers Watched

New York faces an ice famine. The
Mayors ice committee announced yes
terday that the suffering would come
in the midst of the swcltcring dog
days, and issued an appeal for the
widest measures Of conservation The
shortage, due to the failure of the
Hudson ice crop last winter, viii be
about 10000 tons a day.
Restrict purchase and consumption
to the minimum now, says the COM
mittee, which intimatos that drastic
measures may have to be taken later
to insure q supply.
Hotels, restaurants, confectonerics
and ice cream manufacturers are ex-
pectcd to cut down consumption with
out further notice. Ice pcdlers and
cellar hoarders are being watched,
and members Of the committee de-
clared that those charging more than
90 cents for 100 pounds would be
arrested
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
Brothers Fight Over
One Quart of Whiskey
One Attacked Other for Bring
ing Home So Little, and
Both Are in Hospital

HACKENsACK, N. j.. June ga
Quarrel that started over bottle of
,wniskey led to finish fight with
knives and bare hands on the farm
owned by the Hanke brothers at New
Bridge, near here. Ferdinand Hanke,
nrfty-three years old, and his brother,
frederick, forty-nine- are both in the
hiackensack Hospital in critical CON
dilon, and because the fight isn't fin
isned to their satisfaction, thew arc
KEPT IN separate wards.
ferd'nand says his brother attacked
nm Tor bringing back from New York
ohiy one quart of whiskey to last over
t NC. Dry spell, and charges that his
of Wh wife helped in the assault
wnen the brothers were pried anart
po'h were nearly unconscious 't rom
h5 OF blood. Mrs. Frederick Hanke
h&d been cut twice Both men wera
taken to the hospital Frederick bas
three stab wounds in the region Of , sSo
reart, one OF which penetrated a lung
terainand's head was laid omen and
he had cut on MS face eytenine
IRON his right ear TO his chin =
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
Here s aHoax, PonMy Word;
He Tossed Himself o. Rabbit
Sir William Wiseman Has Been Plotting to Turn
America Back to the Crown, So This Ordinary
Printing Person Says; Jolly All Rot, Say /
Hawf a mo-, old thing! Here's .
bit Of a OAK.

Hawf a mo-, old thing! Here's q
bit of OAK.
You recollect Sir William Wiseman
posed to be the chief of the American
brawnch of the secret service of His
Britannia esty-God bless him. But
you cawnt fawncy the atrocious blum
der he has made. He has Jolly we'll
tossed himself rabbit, as the say
ing is.
Sir William, we have on the author
ity of A. Gordon Brown e. Co., printer
persons Of 1874 East Thirty seventh
Street, has been plotting to turn Amer
lea over to the Crown; to bring it back
into the British Empire. That may
seem to be coming it bit thick, but
lam has done.
He went and lost the whole bally
plot in trent of 500 Madison Avenue
careless fellow, Sir Willam-and who
should pick it up but friend of the
printer person And now, upon my
soul. it's being printed in pawmphlet,
labelled "The Re-Conquest Of America;
Full Text of the Most Astounding Docu-
ment Ever Discovered in the History of
International Intrigue" And further
more, it is being offered for sale by
post "A Dit raW-What.
A What ou-May-Call-I
And jolly old Sir William must have
worked distressingly on his plot, too,
for, by Jove, it is most complete
what you may. call-it. All the plans
are laid, it says. for the bally old colo
MES to be accepted back into the en-
pire, with "their ancient right to petit
tion at the foot of the throne"
And that's not hawf ALL The Brit
ish Ambassador, it seems, is have "the
rank and style of Governor General"
and the Lord Chief Justice Of the en-
pire's new domain is to be Elihu Root,
while William Howard Taft, DR.. Nicho-
las Murray Butler, j. p. Morgan, Adolph
Ochs. Thomas Lamont and Elisabeth
Marbury are to be privy counsellors.
Most 'strodin'ry!
No wonder the publisher person re-
marks in his preface that it reveals
"a remarkable picture of the all-per-
vading system of British intrigue in
this country; so, verifying such of the
disclosures as the sources at our com
mand enabled us to investigate, we con-
sidered it a patriotic duty to make
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
Briefs

Guy Emerson, who directed the publicity
OF the five Liberty loans will return to-
morrow to his post as vce-president of the
National Bank of Commerce.
. The waitress killed Saturday night in a
broadway restaurant by Charles Arthurs. a
negro dlshwasher, identified yesterday
as lrma Schlotzhour. Arthurs will be ex-
ahmed on murder charge Thursday
:, Joseph Cassano, a night clerk of the
Young Mems Hebrew Association. at Ninety
second Street and Lexington Avenue. was
held in connection with the disappearance
Of $3.50 belonging to soldiers quartered
there.
The American Relief Administration, which
since April has handled $1,000. 900 in re-
mittances to Finland. Poland and the
Balkan countries. announces that no more
money for remittance will be accepted after
to-day.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
Heiress Must Get
Along on Sl$,5OO
A Year, Says Court
Application for Increased
Allowance for Miss LOrena
Carroll, Daughted of
Noted Horseman, Denied

Under decision of Surrogate
Fowler, Miss Lorena Carroll, nineteen
years old, will be obliged to get along
on the $l8,500 year she receives from
the estate of her father. Joseph D.
Carroll, who was well known as a horse
dealer and Tammany politician.
Through her mother and guardian,
Mrs. Martha l.. Carroll, the girl com
planned that her present allowance,
with the increased cost Of everything
was not sufficient to enable her TO live
IN manner becoming her station as
an hciress to sl,250,000
Under her fathers will Miss Car
roll, who is student at the Ogontz
School, in PHILADELPHIA, is receiving the
income from a S15O,00O trust fund.
That yields here $4,000 year Two
years hence, when she reaches twenty
one years, she VIII receive the resi-
quarry estate.
lnder prior order Of the Surro-
NaVes court, when similar request for
!arger allowance was made, Miss Car
roll is drawing $500 from the rcsjdu-
airy trust. IN this effort to obtain an
increased allowance objection was made
~ INA trustees Of Mr.. CAROLS estate.
Among the things which Mrs Car
ron said her daughter must have 10
maintain her social position, part Of
sne nccessarica that totallcd up the
S22'5 asked for, were:
Snare Of rent of home with mother $4,000
sport clothes, evening dresses, auto
coats ic~elry. furs. toilet articles.
hairdressing Observation-Disclosures. 1000
iipnscnod cspcnses NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 4 900
J va autornobiea ard chauffeur ....... B 900
hduc"iion and contribution to church. 1000
neafrcr dinncr., dancing. summer
LILA a.... h-.a~L l., q LA
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30

are great time savers. They
aren t mangles at all, but run on
the mangle principle. When one
eets accustomed to working them.
mat Is after trying it out a few
ZINES one becomes very clever
ana manages to iron mems shirts
mouse dresses, children's dresses
ana all sorts of things. Imagine
DONG tedious back breaking.
not, hard days ironing in an hour
or so.
, Household Exhibit show that
ORTIZ of electricity" to operate
quite inexpensive. don't YOU
at an ironing machine success
the family ironing.
Seventh Gallery, Now Building.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
Newspaper Man browns

KEANSBCRG. n. j.. juno James
Martin, telegraph editor Of "Thc New
ARK Evening Ledger" was drowned and
Chester beaman, formerly connected
MN the editorial staif Of "Tho New
ark Morning Ledger liz in a critical
condition tonight following the IN
eetting Of canoe by huge wave In
Khritan Bay to-day. Martin sank be-
f>ro Bcnmhn could rench him A mo-
tor launch rescued Bcaman in semi
consciouy condition.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
AU the Furniture stock
AT 10 TO 40 PER CENT. LESS
I'M THE AIICIIST III III me G Al

Nothing reserved Everything reduced in price,
two big Furniture Galleries and from overflow stocks
on two other floors. And the average % per
cent Ofsettng high rents and high cost of living it is
wonder the people taking advantage of this sale
as never BEFORE
Third, Fourth, and Sixth Galleries New Building.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30

Special little wicker baskc
bed, $4.95.
White enamel wood bed. with
drop side. 1895. Unusual TO
find bed at this low price with
drop side. Baby's bed. Of
course, must be high so baby
will not fall out.
The drop side serves mother
the tiresome stooping-and it
often saves her from getting I'D
at night-if the bed is placed
near her.
More expensive is a beautiful
baby bed of white enameledl
wicker. This has two drop sides
1t is very graceful. pretty
piece of baby furniture. $22.50j
Very elaborate wooden bed. i
s32.
Special cotton mattress, s.. /
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
RNiEcOuts of
oiled silk

These coats have solved
the ralncoat problem that so
many women find difficult to
answer.
They are light and not too
warm, are lovely to look at and
thoroughly practical. They help
cheer up rainy day by their
lovely colors and beauty of ma
tcrial.
In yellow, dark green, lettuce
green, rose, dark and light blue
and crimson. Unlined, $3.50.
l-lned with Japanese silk, $3.50.
Second floor, Old Building.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
MONDAY Mem 11ork Gribrue JUNE 80, 1919

is too early to be forced to retire to
their cell couches. and some of them
are even threatening to pay up the
arrears due their ex-wives and resign.
Sherlh Knott doesn't favor late hours
TOR his charges and is not inclined to
grant the petition.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
Apron dresses
81. to So. IS

All sorts of comfortable little
sllp-on dresses, excellent for hot
weather. Just the thing to slip
INTO in the morning. Some are
very cleverly made.
The dark blue ginghams
plped in white are SO attractive.
Models in large plaid bingham,
plain bingham and striped or
figured percales.
Very well-made dresses.
Third floor, Old Building.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
Today
sale of baby;s
furniture

A special purchase of bah,
furniture enables us to max
prices that give a substanti;
saving on every piece of fc
niture. An excellent time
furnish the nursery in
most economical and attras
tive manner.
Something very daint,
and appealing about tn,
different charming LITTLE
things.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
JOHN WANAMAKEE
Formerly A. T. StoWart e Co.,
broadway at Ninth, New York.
Store Hours, 9 to $3.50

This is June 80!
Good morning!
The Ueather today 40ill
probably be fair.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
japanese crepe,
58c yard

1000 wards Just in from
Japan. Bought on the low
market months ago. by our
OWE commissioner in Japan.
Higher now; and scarce.
This shipment includes all
the colorS and shades most
desired for sn'ocks and sum-
mer frocks maize, light
blue, pink, cadet blue. rose,
tan. champagne, gray, hello
trope.
32 in. wide, SIC yard.
Main floor, Old Building.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
4O-inch printed
crepes de chine

Our $3.50 grade for $185 yard-3,0o0 yards
rms maker works year ahead and we bought his sur
puS STOCK cheap rare happening these days of rare silk
dicted). ~ ~ ~ Pi0 SIN pre-
Inns same grade Of plain now held at more
"holesale than we sk for the fabric ~ " ~
white whit Wn avy and white white and black,
"'e "h0e ana green taupe and blue, cardinal
Sold in stock this season at So so vdnow 81 * d
Silk Rotunda, Main floor CD Building
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
Nursery War drobes

Good looking folding white
enameled wardrobes with three I
drawers, $1095.
One with four drawers 4
SGD.
Dressers, SO and s35.
The ideal wardrobe with fiv,
stationary drawers ard a little I
compartment for hanging
clothes; ivory finish and Dresden
design on It. \ beautiful piece
of furniture for the nursery
500. +
Little six-drawer white dress 4
ers. ivory finish with Dresden de II
sign, $50 \
Chairs
Little oak walking chairs,
1886.
White enameled walking
chairs, S295. &
Nursery chair, white enamel
Al $3.50 \
White enamel high chair.'
$3.50. .
Baskets
M cry Ian has ct for bahy's
70 ie Il Is C te e~aael,
trimmed wth Dresden flowers,
very pretty handle attached.
$50.
Another STYLE moro nple,
differently woven. S2.45.
Auto haclrat 1ostcroJ 20
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
Permit M;cs Electviciitu
TO DO the fanaiIu lQuzdyu

Monday is no longer dreaded dav of the week in the
many households, because so many wise Houseeaner
mt Nss Electricity to rub their cothes iron their house
hold nei ana other things and drying machine TO eli
nate all the endless taking things in the yard bann
them up putting and taking down clothes lines and al
that sort of thing ~ ~ an" -
Really an efficient laundry such one finds in the
Wanamaker Housekeeping EXHIBIT
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30

AZ g. JOJ w VdCSIl III OljC1 q ClOll.
The electric washer
works like a charm. TO use the
demonstrator' words, it "washes
the thickest of blankets or the
daintiest Of laces without iniur-
ing them and without the slightest
physical exertion."
Just put the clothes, water and
soap in the clothes washer. turn
on the electricity and then sort
of stand around a while or do
something else while the clothes
are being washed.
The wringer attachment is a
marvellous thing, too, one feeds"
in the clothes, and doesn't become
"a worn-out, tired wreck" turning
a wringcr by the hour-just press
a button and off it goes, clothes
get wrung out in no time.
The clothes dryer
eliminates all the waste of time
waiting for clothes to dry. and
of course, makes trips into the
sun, wind, cold or heat unneces-
sary. This dryer bleaches clothes
too. Dryerette, as they are called
cost according to size.
The demonstrations in th,
it only takes "a few cents W
the machine several hours
think? We can safely say tn;
fully manages 80 per cent of
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30
You Can Tell
What the Worker
Must Have Been

by the work he has done. A
great house of business, with its
furniture, pictures, lights, music
and beauty, certainly could not
get together without some master
hand. No house made itself.
The Patent Office at WASH
ington, among all of its thou
sands of thousands of patents,
cannot show model of a self
lighting tallow candle. Were
the star work above our heads,
at work through all the GEN.
turtles, to wear out or lose a
little screw, Edison, the master
mechanic and inventor, could
not replace it. But the incan-
descent comfort lights of our
homes are Edison TRANSPORTED.
The telegraph message from
your son or lover, travelling
along a bunch Of protected
wire at the bottom of the sea.
amid its steep, dark rocks, is
Cyrus w. Field TRANSPORTED.
The Wisdom higher than that
of earth hath spoken, that by the
fruits of mans life shall he be
known. A man can be read like
book--sure and surely--if he
does nothing, there is nothing to
his account.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1919-06-30

We selected this frock for
our pre-holiday special, as
the model is an excellent ex-
ample of the