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NOTES OF THE SOCIAL WORLD.

Robert Abercrombis Lovett, who will
marry Miss Adele Quartley Brown,
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs James Brown,
on the afternoon Of April 10, in the
home Of tho brides parents, 7s9 Park
avenue, will have his father. Robert s.
Lovett.. as his best man. The ushers
Will be Charles p. Taft. Artemus L.
Gates. Allen Ames. Henry H Landon, Jr.,
and Henry p. Dawson. Jr. Mrs. Peter
cooper Bryce will be her sisters only
bridal attendant
Church this afternoon Miss Elisabeth
Walker Black, daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs
George p. Black. 903 Park avenue, will
be married to Samuel G. Barker. A
reception will follow at Sherrys.
The marriage of Miss Isabel Munoz,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs s. c. Munoz,
TO Capt. Cyril Augustus Coons will take
place to-day In the First Congrega-
tional Church. Montclair, N. ].
Mr.. and Mrs. T. ]. Oakley Rhine
lander and Capt. Rowland Pell will leave
New York to-day for Porto Rico to
remain until after Easter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rockhill 3. Potts of
Islip. L. l., accompanied by her sister.
Mrs. lie Grand C. Griswold. are at the
Greenbrier. White Sulphur Springs.
where they will remain several weeks.
Under the auspices of the Junior aux
Hilary OF the McAll Association q sale
OF spring hats for the benefit of relief
work in France will be held next Tues
day at the Rltz-Carlton. Miss Lillian
Vinton will be in charge
The British Ambassador and Lady
Reading have come from Washington
to the Plaza
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Barton Hepburn and
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Graves viii leave
New York tomorrow for White Sulphur
Springs,
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DIED.

ALLEN.-On Thursday. April 3, 1913.
In his seventy-ninth year. George
Henry Allen, beloved husband of Char
lotte Clark Allen.
Funeral services at his late residence, Il
West Fifty-sixth street. on Saturday,
April s, at . p. II. Interment Bur-
lington, Vermont.
CONLAN.-Lewis J., at his apartment. I
West Thirtieth street. on Friday. April (.
Funeral service at the Church of st.
Iguatius Loyols, Eighty-fourth street
and Park avenue. on Monday. April T..
at 10 a. NJ. Interment Woodlawn
Cemetery.
Dows.-At his residence. Denver. Col.
Thursday. April 8, 1919. Kenneth. son
of Jane 8. and the late David Bows,
Jr.,
Notice OF funeral hereafter.
FIELD.-on Friday. April 4. 1919. Augusta
Curry Bradhurst, widow of william
Hazard Field and daughter OF Samuel
StilIwell Bradhurst and Mary Pesrsall
Funeral service will be held at St Bar
tholomew's Church, Park avenue and
Fifty-nrst street. on Monday morning.
April 2. at 10 o'clock.
ILFELD.-Adeie. on April l. Lying In
state THE FUNERAL CHURCH."
Broadway and Sixty sixth street Drank
u. campbeipG.
AARBLE.--Scott. Lying in state THE
FUNERAL CHURCH." Broadway and
sixty-sixth street Drank Il. Camp
beirs). Auspices Actors Fund.
PARET.-Frank. on April I. Lying In
state THE FUNERAL CHURCH."
Broadway and sixty-sixth street Drank
u. Campbsirs).
6roCKwELL,--At 81. Luke's Hospital. on
Thursday. ApriI .. 1919. Robert NJ. be-
loved husband OF DoiIie stockweil and
son Of Elisabeth and the late orlin r.
Stockweil.
FUNERAL services will be held In the
chapel at St Luks's Hospital. Amster-
dam avenue ana iisth street. on Sat-
urday. April s. at o'clock Inter-
msnt and burial services at Hillsdale.
MI. on Sunday. April Q. at 1;so p. NJ.
wooDHousD.--In Denvsr. Col. on April
I. 1913, Harold stuyvssant. aged 90
years beloved husband Of Marie Davey
Woodkoass ana son 81 the late Joseph
Etuyvcsant Woodhonss.
Notice Of funeral hereAfter.
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FRANK PARET.

Frank Paret musical director OF
Good Morning. Judge" at the Shubert
Theatre, died yesterday of acute indiges-
ton. After conducting the performance
on Saturday night he underwent an x
ray examination on Sunday for stomach
trouble. On Monday his wife telephoned
he would be unable to appear at the the
atre, as he was in serious condition.
Mr.. Paret had long been prominent in
directing musical productions. his impor-
lance IN that line dating from the days
when he welded a baton for Morris
Gest's production OF THE Beauty Spot"
He was musical director for all the
Gilbert and Sullivan rovivals that were
presented by William \. Brady with De
Wolf Hopper as the star. Prior to going
with the current production he led the
orchestra for Love o. Mike"
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LADY DAVIS IN PHILADELPHIA
Mr.. and Mrs. T.. 7. stotesbury En-
terrain Montreal Visitor.

PHILADELPHIA, April lady Davis
OF Montreal Is the guest over the week
end Of Mr.. and Mrs. Edward 4. Stotes-
bury.
Miss Rose Adler, daughter OF Mr. and
Mrs. Anton Adler. was married March
26 to Lee A. Pape.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Longacre have
taken bungalow for the summer at
Winter IIarDor. Me. which they will
occupy the middle of June.
Mrs. ]. Ogle Warf1eld has returned
from visit TO her son, Edward War
field, who is a cadet at Annapolis. She
was accompanied by her daughter Miss
Louyse Warfield and Miss Gertrude
Skinner.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Eynon of North
wildwood, N. j., have announced the
engagement of their daughter. Miss
Elizabeth Gladys Eynon, to Richard
Carlyle Waltz of Los Angeles.
The Rev. Dr. Joseph Krauskopf and
Mrs, Krauskopf have announced the en-
gagement OF their daughter, Miss
Madeleine Krauskopf. to Julian Arthur
Hillman Of Atlantic City.
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BETHEL TEMPT
LUTHERAN.
THE CHURCH OF THE ADVENT
MADISON AVE. CHURCH. Goth 8

NV NHLFH W. SUCkMAN, Phi. ID, PuAtOI
ll-"PartIal Solutions"
S-Music: Dvorsk's "Stabat Mater"
6--SoClal Tea. Soldiars. Sallnra Stra nnnrr
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STEPHEN PEEL.
Special Despatch to THE sus

PHILADELPHIA, April 4.-Stephen Pfeil
a newspaper man and author died last
night in his home in Camden. He was
sixty-fve. Mr.. Pfeil was stricken with
pneumonia March Is. lie had been un
conscious two days,
Mr.. Pfeil was born in New York and
educated in that city. lie was graduated
from the law school of the University
Of New York and was admitted to the
New York bar in 1875.
In 1893 he moved to Camden, enter.
ing tho literary field, contributing arti
Giles on International law and politico.
economics in periodicals. In 1892 II,
was coauthor of Walsh's Handbook oil
Literary Curiosities"
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ENGAGEMENTS ANNOUNCED.

Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln Pierson Of Madi-
son. N. J.. announced yesterday the en-
gagement Of their daughter. Miss Helen
Romer Pierson. to Robert C. Saltmarsh
OF Lakeport. n. II. Miss Pierson was
graduated from Smith College in 1917.
Mr.. Saltmarsh returned recently from
France. where he saw service with the
Black Watch.
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ROBERT W. sTOCKwELL,

Funeral services will be held this
afternoon in the chapel OF ST. Luke's
Hospital for Robert NJ. Stockwell. sec
rotary OF Nestle's Food COMPANY, G.,
who died OF influenza Thursday. The
Rev. c. w. Petty OF the Creston Avenue
Baptist Church will officiate. assisted bv
the hospital rector. Burial will be at
Hillsdale, Mr.. Stockwells former home.
Employees and officers OF the food COM
pany will attend a memorial service
Monday afternoon in the John Street
Methodist Church.
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PICNIC PARTY AT HOT SPRINGS,
Many CoIonists Make Motor Trim.
to White Sulphur.
Special Despatch to Tan Sc,

Hot SPRINGS. Va, April 4.-Motor
parties between here and White Sulphur
Springs are becoming moro popular
every day.
Mrs. D. p. Thompson entertained n
picnic party at Boone's Cabin. The
guests rode in the saddle. This 10 the
second successful party given by Mrs.
Thompson this season. and will be fol-
lowed by many others.
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Emily Deianeld. Caroline Prentice. Hope
Livermore, Evelyn Bigelow Clark. Alice
Walker. Anita Blaine Damrosch, Helen
Kingsbury Curtis, Audrey Maynard.
Annette Tilford. Marian HOFFMAN, Flor
ence Baker. Eunice James, Barbara
Murray, Ada Francke, Anna Alexandra,
Marion Willard and Cornelia Livingston.
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tractively arranged there were offered
for sale useful and fancy articles,
flowers. confectionery. gifts suitable for
Easter and books. Tea was served In
the afternoon and there was dancing.
Among those assisting were the
Misses Mary Alexander. Renee Carhart,
Grace Vanderbilt Janetta Whitman,
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MADISON GIRL 70 BE A BRIDE.
Engagement Announced OF Miss
Pierson to II. c. SaIInarsh.

NF7NN'o' 11'VF'F0TF
Boston. April 4.--Mr. and Mrs. Lin
coin Pierson OF Madison, y. J.. have an
nounced the engagement of their daugh-
ter Miss Helen L. Pierson, to Robert
{. Sallmarsh OF New Bedford, Mass.
MIR. and Mrs. Henry Hyland OF Ros-
lindale have announced the engagement
OF their daughter, Miss Hattie Rosamond
Hyland, 10 J. Verify Smith Of this city.
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Dinner for Ambassador wallace.

Mr.. and Mrs Henry Clews will give n.
farewell dinner in their home. ~ West
Fifty-frst street. tonight, TO Ambassa-
dor ana Mrs. Hugh Campbell Wallace
OF Seattle. who are TO sail for Paris
early In the week. whore Mr. Wallace
win assume his duties as American Am
bassador 10 France. Mr.. and Mrs. Wal
lace WIN arrive to-day and will be week
enc guests OF Mr.. and Mrs clews.
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SALE TO AID CHARITIES.
Children OF Loving Service Hold
Event in 5Sth street Home.

Under auspices of the Children OF
Loving Service a sale was held yester-
day afternoon in the home OF Mrs
Charles B. Alexander. West Fifty
eighth street for the purpose Of raising
money for various children's charities
In the summer months At tables at.
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WILLIAM WILKINS CARR.

PHILADELPHIA. April 4.-WIlliam Will
kins Carr. Judge of Common Pleas
Court and Postmaster OF Philadelphia
under President Cleveland, died last
night Death was due TO complications
following a cold contracted several weeks
ago. Judge Carr was born in Washing
ton In 1853,
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Campbell-Segoine.

" Specid! Despatch 10 THE sus.
New BRUNSWICK. n. J.. April 4.-Mks
Marion Segoine. daughter OF Mr.. and
Mrs. II. Is. Segoine OF Point Pleasant
was married this afternoon to Capt
Charles A. Campbell of Woodbridge, in
her home. The wedding was quiet ow-
ing to the illness of the brides father
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CHARLES j. WILSON.

Charles J. Wilson. So. a veteran edl-
tor Of New Jersey. died yesterday at his
home in Bound Brook. He was for many
years publisher OF the Somervtile IN. ]. )
Messenger, and has lately been an edi-
torial writer. He leaves two daughters
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Greenwich Girl to BE Married.

The engagement OF Miss Helen Grigg,
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Howard G..
Grigg OF Greenwich, to Private Sidney
A Caul. 34sth Infantry. has been an
nounced.
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MANY SEEK NEWPORT VILLAS.
NEW York Families Take Cottages
for Summer Season.

NEWPORT. April MANY New York
residents have been here this week to
lease cottages for the coming season.
Mr. and Mrs Jos Hartman have re-
turned from New York.
Mr.. and Mrs Jordan L. Mott arrived
from New York to-day to make an In
apection OF their estate.
Mr.. END Mrs Louis p. Roberts win
be here next week for the season.
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BRIDGE PARTIES AT SPRINGS.
Showers Keep Many Colonists In
doors, but Some Go Riding.
Special Despatch to TIE Sun.

WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS, w. Va,
April 4.-Showers to-day kept many
colonists indoors. There were several
bridge parties. the foyer and spring
room Of the Greenbrier being filed with
players.
A few members OF tho riding colony
brayed the afternoon rain and were on
the trails Franklin F1oete, Worrell
Clarlxson and Miss Clarkson, the Misses
Margaret Thaw, Sally Sprague and
Margaret Flick were among those out
riding.
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MISSION
81. Cbemas's Church

FIFTH AVENUE AND Esd ST.
Rev. ERNEST NJ. STIRES, u. d, Rector.
& A. M-Holy Communion,
1l-Morning Service and sermon (Rectorl.
4-Evensong and Address tDr. Leach.
SP. M.--Hour of Organ Music.
Daily Ienten Services L.. D tReCtnrl.
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*"Westpointer" shoes -
the broad military toe
that's as popular as it is
comfortable.
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Brooklyn society for Ethical Culture,
B'klyn Academy Of Music, II A. NJ.
MIR. HAMLIN GARLAND.
'sThe Pioneer Spirit in American life
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All Angels Church

WEST END AVE. AND SIST STREET.
Rev. =. De Iancey Townsend, ID. D., Rector.
Holy Commute on. .............,. ...,.... 4. NJ.
Holy Communion and Sermon CRectorl. IL A. NJ
EVensong (Rev. W. j. u THOMAS y. NJ
Strangers Welcome.
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TRINITY CHAPEL


A. M.-The Holy Communion.
II a. M-Holy communion and Sermon
I =. M--EVening Prayer.
4;45 P.M.--lnstruction on Chris'ianDoctrine
CHAPEL OF THE INTEKCESSIOS
Rev. NJ IL. Gates. u. D, Vicar. Communions.
s. s:45: $. s, 9:I5; Morning Prayer. Ser
mon, Holy Communion. II a. NJ. Nespers,
400; Choral Evensong, T. NJ
Popular Ncspcrs i. NJ. \ service for
all people. one may enter and leave at
any time. Program Of Italian music. Leo
riggs. recital organist. Vito Moscato.
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CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.

ETHICAL VVETVRE.
THE SOCIETY FOR ETHICAL CULTURE
of New York. Founded 1876.
Sunday Morning. April o, at II o'clock.
DIR. JOHN LovEJoY ELLIOTT,
Subject: WHY THE WORLD FEARS
BOLSHEyISM."
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CHAPTER Xxx.

When the great Anderson estate
went into court for settlement, "there
wasn't any," George Anderson said
that is, when the settlement was con
cluded there was no estate. He re-
preached himself bitterly for not hav-
ing long ago discovered that his fa-
Their had never given Isabel a deed to
her house. Sand those pigs, Sydney
and Amelia!" he added, for this was
another thing he was bitter about.
"They won't do anything. I'm sorry
I gave them the opportunity of making
a polished refusal. The estate was bad
ly crippled, even before they took out
their third and the third they took
was the only good part of the rotten
apple. Well, I didn't ask them for res
titution on my own account, and ut
least it will save you some trouble.
young George. Never waste any time
writing to them; you mustn't count on
them"
II DON'T" George said quietly. ~
don't count on anything"
"Oh, we'll not feel that things are
quite desperate" Anderson laughed
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that his health would suffer, and he
had been downtown only in a closed
carriage. He had not realised the
great change.
The streets were thunderous, a vast
energy heaved under the universal
coating Of dinginess. George walked
through the begrimed crowds of hur-
rying strangers and saw no face that
he remembered. Great numbers Of
faces were ever Of a kind he did not
remember ever to have seem; they
were partly like the old type that
his boyhood knew, and partly like
types he knew abroad. He saw Ger
man eyes with American wrinkles at
their corners; he saw Irish eyes and
Neapolitan eyes. Roman eyes, Tuscan
eyes. eyes of Lombardy, of Savoy,
Hungarian eyes, Balkan eyes, Scandi-
navian eyes-all with a queer Ameri-
can look in them. He saw Jews who
were no longer German or Russian or
Polish Jews. All the people were soil
ed by the smoke-mist through which
they hurried, under the heavy sky that
hung close upon the new skyscrapers,
and nearly all seemed. harried by
something impending, though here and
there a woman with bundles would be
laughing to a companion about some
adventure of the department store, or
perhaps an escape from the charging
traffic Of the streets-and not infre-
quently a girl, Or q free-and-easy
young matron, found time to throw an
encouraging look to George.
He took no note of these, and, leav-
ing the crowded sidewalks, turned
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~ Did the Right Thing, Tell You"
I did the only right thing! You think
I was wrong"
SIN not saying So" she said.
"You did at the time" he cried.
"You said enough then, I think. Well,
what have you to say now, if you're
so sure I was wrong?"
"Nothing, George"
tits only because you're afraid to-"
he said, and he went on with q sudden
bitter divination: "You're %reproach-
ing yourself will. what you had to do
with all that; and you're trying to
make up for it by doing and saying
what you think mother would want
you to, and you think I couldn't stand
it If I got to thinking I might have
done differently. oh, I know! That's
exactly what's in your mind: you do
think I was wrong! So does Uncle
George. I challenged him about 1t
the other day. and he answered just
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CHAPTER xIx-contlnued.


A month after her death he walked
abruptly into Fanny's room, n night
and found her at her desk, eagerly
adding columns of figures with which
she had covered several sheets of pa.
per.
George! You startled me-"
II beg your pardon for not knock.
Ing" he said huskily. II didn't think
She turned in her chair and looked
at him solicitously. "Sit down, George
won't youY
q. mo. I just wanted"
II could hear you walking up and
down in your ROOM" said Fanny. "You
were doing it eve since dinner, and
it seems to me you're at it almost
every evening. I don't believe it's good
for you-and I know it would worry
your mother terribly If she" Fan
ny hesitated.
"See here" George said, breathing
fast, Il want to tell you once more that
what I did "a right. How could I
have done anything else but what I
did do?"
. "Oh, I don't pretend to judge" Fan
ny said soothingly, for his voice and
gesture both partook of wildness. II
know you think you did, George"
"'Think I did!" he echoed violent
~. "My God in heavenw And he
began to walk up and down the floor.
"What else was there to do? What
choice did 1 have? Was there any
other way Of stopping the talk?" He
stopped, close in front of her, gestic-
ulating. his voice harsh and loud:
"W'as there any other way on earth
of protecting her from the .talk?"
Miss Fanny looked away. ut died
down before long, I think" she said
n%ervously.
"That shows I was right, doesn't it?"
he cried. IF 1 hadn't acted as I did,
that %slanderous old Johnson woman
would have kept on with her SANDERS
shed still be"
"No," Fanny interrupted. "She's
dead. She dropped dead with apoplexy
one day about six weeks after you
left. I didn't mention it in my let
tiers because I didn't want-I
thought"
"Well, the other people would have
kept on, then. They'd have"
II don't know" said Fanny, still
%averting her tropbled eyes. "Things
are so changed hsEe, George! The 9TH
er people you speak of-one hardly
knows what's become Of them. OF
course not a great many were doing
the talking, and they-well, some of
them are dead, and some might as
well be-you never see them any ii1ioffeE
and the rest, whoever they were, are
probably so mixed in with the crowds
OF new people that seem never even to
heard Of us-and I'm sure we
certainly never heard of them-and
people e to forget things so soon
they seem to forget anything. You
can't imagine how things have changed
. aen e-se gulped painfully before he
could speak. "You-you mean to sit
there and tell me that If I'd just let
things go on Ohw He swung away,
walking the floor again. II tell you
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"There Have Been Times When
Thought You Ought to Be Hanged"

north into National avenue, and pres
emily reached the qufeter but no less
begrimed region Of smaller shops and
old-fashioned houses. Those latter had
been the homes Of his boyhood play
mates, old friends of his grandfather
had lived herein this alley he had
fought with two boys at the same
time, and whipped them; in that front
yard he had been successfully teased
into temporary insanity by a Sunday
school class Of ptnky little girls. On
that sagging porch: a laughing woman
had fed him and other boys with
dougInuts and gingerbread; yonder he
saw the staggered relics Of the iron
picket fence he had made his white
pony jump, on a dare; and in the
shabby, stone-faced house behind the
fence he had gone to- chi1dren's par
ties, and, when he was a little older
he had danced there often, and fallen
fn love with Mary Sharon, and kissed
her, apparently by force. under the
stairs IN the hall. The double front
doors, Of meaninglessly carved walnut,
once SO glossily vanished, had been
painted smoke gray, but the smoke
CRIME showed repulsively, even on the
smoke gray; and over the doors n
smoked sign proclaimed the place to
be a "Stag hotel"
This was the last walk home" he
was ever to take by the route he was
now following: up National avenue to
Anderson addition and the two big
old houses at the foot Of Anderson
boulevard; for tonight would be the
last night that he and Fanny were to
spend in the house which the Major
had forgotten to deed to Isabel. To
morrow they were to "meve out" and
George was to begin his work in Bron-
sons office. He had not come to this
collapse without a fierce struggle-but
the struggle was inward, and the roll
ing world was not agitated by it,
and rolled calmly on. For of all the
ideals Of life" which the world, in its
rolling, inconsiderately fiattens out to
nothingness, the least likely to retain
a profile is that ideal which depends
upon inheriting money. George Am
berson, in spite Of his record of fail
ures in business, had spoken shrewdly
when he realized at last that money,
like life, was "like quicksilver in a
nest of cracks" And his nephew had
the awakening experience Of seeing
the great Anderson estate vanishing
into such q nest-in a twinkling; it
seemed, now that it was indeed so ut
terly vanished.
On this last homeward walk Of his,
when George reached the entrance to
ANDERSON addition-that is, when he
came to where the entrance had for
merly been-he gave a little start,
and halted for q moment to stare.
This was the first time he had no.
tlced that the stone pillars, marking
the entrance. had been removed. Then
he realized that for a long time he had
been conscious of a queerness about
this corner without being aware Of
what made the difference. National
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1919-12-30

Me and Puds Simkins and Mary Watkins was wawIdng along taking a wavvk last Sundey, and Puds was saying things and Mary Watkins was laffing at them as if they was about twice as funny as wat they reely was, and I thawt. G, that guy must think he's sIITrlbody gTate. Meen1ng Puds, and sed, Hay Puds, did you ever get that big hole fixed you tore in your pants climbing over your back fents?
 o, Puds, for shame, for shame, sed Mary Watkins.
 Aw, he's kraZy, sed Puds, it was sutch a little hole I wouldent of had to have it fixed at all if T hadent of wunted to, it wasent hardly 8. hole at all, I don't bleeve it vas a hole eny- ways. And he started to blush and wawk along without saying eny more, me thinking, I gess thatu show him he aint so darn nutch.
 And I started to say some funny things myself. making Mary Watkins laf like enything, and all of a suddir PlIds sell, I don't see wat you're tawk- ing so hutch about, if I had Q, pick ture of me in my house like saw Of you in wour house, I wouldent tawk for a week.
 Wat pickture, wat pickture, Puds? sed Mary Watkins, and Puds sed. o I wouldent even mention it, I'm glad 1t aint a ricl1tture of me, that's all
 He's jest making it up, I sed, and Mary Watkins sed, Now Puds, don't be neen, tell me wat pickture, think your ackting awfiu 1neen, Puds, and Puds sed, All rite III tell you, it's a pickture of him setting on a cushion wen he was a baby. and do you know wat he's got on?
 Wat? sed Mary Watkins.
 He's making 1t up, I sed.
 He aint got a. single thing on, and he's setting there as if he'srsproud of it, sed Puds.
 o, Benny, for shame. I'm shocked, o, Benny, sed Mary Watkins and l sed, Could I help it?--I couLdent even tawI1 yet, how could I help it?
 And I kepp on wawking NoUt caying enythng more, and Puds started to say things agen that was supposed to be funny, and Mary Wat llins kepp on lanng at them as if they Teeky- was