South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-01-05


The little boy of long ago who
used to go rabbit hunting New
Years day now has a grandson who
gets loaded for bear. even in prohi-
bition territory.
We trust sam Schwartz. county
prosecutor. will remember when
any Mishawaka cases come before
\ him that he once lived in this city.
and remembering this. treat the
boys generously.
'Tf woman had 10 be made all
over again, how would you have the
Lord 10 make herr" asks a Pitts
burg preacher Just the same as he
did before. brother. just the same
as he did before We are satisfied
with the kind that can never be
understood.
There are no indications Up %
this point that the epidemic of ma
MIA militaris that is raging among
the young women of Mishawaka Will
Mishawaka answered the Red
Cross roll call over 500 strong.
that indicates there are just about
900 people in the old town who
are hard O. hearing.
&c
Prohibition as Penn township is,
there is always a little for Christ
mas and New Years. A farmer liv-
ing i'm the outskirts OF Mishawaka
reports a COW giving birth TO four
calves on the first day OF the year
He evidently had some of the stuff
that will make a man with % cents
think he has a dollar.
If you are a democrat. don't let
the isms make a fool OF you; if you
are a republican, pray the Lord for
light and understanding.
How much does the postmaster
general get a year?" asks Pussy.
Twelve thousand dollars in money
and hell without limit.
Isaac Kane Parks, plutocrat poll
tician and pro bono publico. has still
another side TO his character which
we hadn't given him credit for. He's
a poet Get that? A poet Here
are some lines which blew out of
his office window the past week and
fell in front of us:
The YanIk on the Marine.
oh, the Henglish and the Irish, and
the 'owlin' Scottish. too.
The Canucks hand Haustralians,
hand the airy French Poilu-
The only thing that bothered us.
year before we knew.
Was 'ow IN ell the Yanks 'ud look.
and 'wot in ell they'd do.
They 'adn't 'ad no training, they
didn't know the gyme.
They admit never marched much.
their shooting was the syme.
An the only thing that bothered us,
that day in lawst July,
Was 'ow in ell the line 'ud old, If
they should run away.
Ny word. II 'appened sudden Wen
the drive 'ad first begun,
We seed the Yanks a-running. Gawd
blimy 'ow they run,
But the only thing that bothered us
that seed the chase begin
Was 'ow in ell to stop 'em, fore
they got into Berlin?
So we're standing ali together in a
stiffish firing line,
II anyone should ask you, you can
say were doing fine,
The only thing that bothered us,
don't bother us no more,
It's why in ell we didn't know the
Yankee boys before,
our idea is that rival banks ought
10 compete fairly. each giving the
other a chance. Here in Mishawa-
ka one bank has started in to take
away the business of the other
banks by placing pretty girls in the
cages. Anyway that is taking a FAIR
advantage OF rivals, isn't it?
If your wages are satisfactory and
you are not getting still more salts
faction than money out of your
work. then there's something wrong
with your work.
IN Mississippi. says a despatch,
airplanes are being used 10 spot
moonshiners It must be almost as
hard TO spot moonshiners in Missis-
sippi as it is to tenspot boOtleggers
in Mishawaka.
A minister says every man should
search himself thoroughly between
Christmas and New Year. We
searched the day after Christmas
and found we didn't have a cent.
CAPITAL AND SURPLUS Is DE-
POSTERS PROTECTION.
We offer the greatest amount OF
depositors' protection offered by any
trust company in the city.
Capital and surplus and stock
holders liability over S225. 200.
MISH AWAKE TRUST AND saw