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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
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THE PRIMARIES

The result of the primaries in Middlesex county is about
as was expected as far as the outcome could be forecasteu'
The race for freebooter on the Democratic ticket was such a
froe- for-an that no one could even guess how 1t would come
out.
With the Republican organization solidy behind Bugbee
for governor it was generally conceded that he would win ot'
Runvon got such a late start and then his campaign was
bungled so a. the outset after it did get under way, that II was
next 70 impossible to overcome the handicap. Bugbee Is q
man of excellent reputation and is a worthy opponent OF SEN
ator Edwards, who was nominated by the Democrats.
The defeat of the unspeakable Jim" Nugent was the
most gratifying result of the primaries, although 1t was not Us
overwhelming as the better element in the party might wish.
The freebooter result still leaves Perth Amboy without a
representative on the board, which doubtless means that 'he
Democrats will have an Independent candidate in the person
of Hugh REILLY, to contend with.
With the candidates now selected politics takes a dlffer-
emf ASPECT. Instead of a struggle within the parties themselves
the differences will be forgotten and the two parties Will line
ND for the final election in November. 1t promises to be one OF
the hardest fought political struggles that has been held in re-
cent years.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
R1bbling Rhimes
THE OTHER SIDE
BY WALT MASON

All day long I sit around and weep
because the prices are so steep.
Whatever thing I have to buy, q pup,
a pencil or a pie, q quilt, a quagga or
a ounce, the price I'm touched for
makes me vince. And SO, by rising
prices pinched, I cry, Let profteers
be lynched." And all the neighbor5
on the block indorse this drastic sort
of talk. They say, THAT is the pro-
per dope; you bring a tree, ven
fetch q rope But this thing has
side, which cannot fairly be
denied. 1 ann forgetting, when I yell,
the price Of things I have to sell. l
have an old fea-bitten hen that lays
each morning in her den; and when
I go, on buoyant legs, to sell her lus-
cious, germ-proof eggs, all neatly
packed in crate or fierce, the price l
get Is something fierce. have an
ancient tinhorn COW, with antlers
growing on her brow; h springs,
each day, a peck of milk; that's why
my wife is wearing silk. I sell the
milk by pint and quart, and take IN
coins of every sort. In those grand
times that 1 lament, the old cow
didn't make o cent. Sometimes 1
fear when prices fall I'll still rear
up and wildly bawl; If things I sell
are going cheap, I don't believe III
cease to weep
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
PERTH AMBOY'S NEW BANK

1t must be as gratifying to the officers as it is pleasing to
the city at large that the City National Bank has made such a
successful start on what is bound to be- long and prosperous
career in Perth Amboy. With q large number OF substantial
depositors on the first day and with increasing assets 1t IS ev1-
dent that the new banking institution has met with popular
favor.
The rapid growth of Perth Amboy Is indicated by the in
dreasfng number Of financial institutions established here In
recent years. The Perth Amboy Savings Institution is the only
one of the five that antedates the financial crisis that occurred
in this city in 1899. The First National Bank is an outgrowth
of that period and it had the field all to itself, aside from the
Savings Institution, until but a comparatively few years ago
when the Perth Amboy Trust Company was started. The Rari-
tan Trust Company is only three or four years old and now
comes the City National Bank.
1t lis a marvellous record for the city and only goes to em-
phasize the rapid development of this community. II we may
iieve that even greater things are in store for Perth Amboy, the
confidence shown in the growth of the city Is not misplaced.
Nothing seems to be able to hold the city back; all that we need
Is a little more cooperation on the part of the citizens and a
definite city plan so that our development will not be in a hap
hazard manner. Then, before we know it, almost, we will be
one Of the largest business and manufacturing cities in the
state.
The new City National Bank, headed by Joseph E. Stricken
and with former Mayor John f. TenBroeck as cashier, backed,
as they are, by an energetic board of directors composed OF
prominent Perth Amboy men, has every reason to command
the confidence Of the public. If enterprise and progressive
ness mean anything the new bank has all In Its favor. 1t Is
typical of the Perth Amboy spirit as 1t exists today. 1t Is an
addition to the city the Importance of which cannot be esti-
mated at this time,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
Our Daily Special.
Cheap Advice fs Always Dear.
Luke McLuke Says.

When a man puts his wife ON the
train for a two weeks visit out of
town, he feels like a small boy with
a new hatchet. He doesn't know ex-
actly what he is going to do, but he
knows 1t will be something he Is
not supposed to do.
The way some girls dress, 1t is hard
to tell whether they are going to a
dance or coming home from work.
A man may be q crab about other
things, but 1t Is wonderful how he
can enthuse over himself.
What roth it profit a man to put
whip and spurs to his brain when he
forgets to bride his tongue2
A man will give you some advice he
Is afraid to follow himself and If you
make any money following 1t he'll re-
gard you as a robber.
A girl wouldn't be SO anxious to
wear silk stockings If she had to wear
ankle-length skirts and high shoes
with them.
The reason why 1t takes a fat wo-
man a whole hour to adjust her
straight front corset when she is
dressing is because she knows that
haste makes waist.
What a small boy likes most about
school are the Saturdays, Sundays and
holidays when there isn't any,
The only time a merchant Will adj
NIT that he is making money Is when
he isn't and Is trying to sell out.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
Daily horoscope
'The stars incline but do not compel
Thursday, September rs, 1919

1.-THE stars incline but do not comp6i
Thursday, September as, 1919
Copyright, 1919, by The Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate)
Astrologers read this rs a doubtful
day, for while Jupiter and Mars are
In benefc aspect, Neptune and Saturn
are strongly adverse.
Commerce and trade are well d.
rected under this planetary rule, but
no new ventures should be made I'M
til the aspect changes.
South America looms large In the
horoscopes affecting the United
States. but there win be competition,
In which the planet Mars threatens
the seers declare.
Education should benefit greatly in
the coming winter. in which new
theories and old win clash, for there
will be a strong reaction from the
purely utilitarian standards.
Art and music come under a olrec-
ton that is most favorable, for peo-
pie of all classes will be interested in
their development.
warning is given that employers
now come under a direction of the
| stars making for resentment against
organized labor.
storms of great violence will cause
| an extraordinary number of wrecks,
| the seers predict.
Africa is now subject to a sway
| making for a focusing of interest. An
| international complication may grow
| out of new commercial interests.
Selfshness and greed will be en-
| phasized In individuals as well as
| nations as one of wars reactions, 1t
Is prognosticated.
Persons whose birthdate 1t Is have
| the augury of an active and prosper
| ous year. Changes. however, will not
| be beneficial.
Children born on this day are like
ly to be vigorous, intelligent and very
( ambitious. These subjects of Libra
may be rather unsettled.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
Daily Sermonefte
II am the least of the apostles"
II am debtor to the barbarians."
"I am the chief of sinners"

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II am debtor to the barbarians."
"I am the chief of sinners"
And here in these declarations of
Paul, made at different times in his
life, you have the secret of his great
ness.
Today he is counted the greatest
missionary in all history.
He had his fling" at TRYING to
be somebody great. He once wrote
to a company of leaders that he was
as good as any of them.
But that was when he was quite
young. AS he came to know men
better, and as he knew his own
heart, he was humbled.
You never saw a really big man
who was all the time talking about
his bigness-he can afford to leave
that to other people.
1t rarely happens that a man
doesn't get credit for what he is and
what he's done-mostly for what he
Is.
Somebody once said that a man is
responsible for his face at forty.
What he is has by that time become
indelibly stamped upon it. His char
acter Is written there as in letters of
iron.
The man who has the hardest time
to get to the front is he who is al
dJ IL "a NAc<
the chief place-such q man is al
most invariably invited-or kicked
back to the foot of the class.
He who is actually worthy of the
front line job will have the way
opened to him-others instinctively
step aside to make room for him.
But he'll never get there by making
a fuss about himself.
81 am debtor to the barbarians."
NJ -~1 xrva DnfIl c1nEy nhn1f
praising himself-he was swift to
praise others-even the barbarians.
II am debtor both to the Greeks
and to the barbarians; both to the
wise and to the unwise,' the
record as he wrote to the Romans.
Now this was something of a con-
fession for Paul to make, but 1t was
just another sign of his bigness.
He might have said that he was
"a self-made man." and h a every
thing he knew and had had come
to him Just through his own personal
efforts-that he didn't owe anything
to anybody.
When a man is 'self-made" the
brand generally shows-he looks 1t.
Men who are actually great get
their greatness from others, and one
sign Of this greatness is their readi-
ness to acknowledge it.
Even the man mas. iidu
an experience which may be useful
to the man who is eager to learn.
There's nothing more illuminating or
instructive than human experience.
It was a sage who said that the
chief study of man Is man.
'I am debtor to the barbarians."
Remember, too, that Paul was
talking about religion. He was big
enough to understand that even the
s~o-called heather could teach him
something about God.
No sect or creed has a monopoly
of wisdom about religion. other
sheep 1 have which are not OF this
fold" Jesus once said.
1t will be recalled that Peter once
said: "God is no respecter of per-
sons: But in every nation he that
feareth Him and worketh righteous
ness, Is accepted with Him."
without the experiences of those
who have preceded us there would
be no knowledge or progress. All
progress Is the sun Of all human
experience. And human experience
is limited to no class or nation.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
Fire Alarm Boxes

23-Raritan Copper Works.
and Sheridan street.
Street and Central h N
and First Streets.
venue and Paterson 81
2S-High and lewis Streets.
and High StEHets.
6-New Brunswick Ace. and New ST
B7-Smith and State Streets.
42-Atlantic Terra Gotta works.
48-Buckingham Ave. and Hartford st
i5-Commerce and Front Streets.
l6-State and Washington, streets.
64-State st. and Buckingham ave
66-Parker st, and Pulasl2 Ave.
56-Hall Ave, and Charles st.
Estate and Wayne Streets.
63-Near United Lead WORKS
sS-Washington and First Streets.
68-New Brunswick Ave. and Elm St
S4-gHith Street and watson ave.
s5-Commerce and State Streets.
72-Front and Smith Streets
i3-Water n Gordon Streets.
i4-Kearny Ave, and Gordon street.
Si-Brace and Hanson Avenues,
S2-Smith and Herbert Streets.
Ave. and washington 81.
S4-Lehigh Ave. and Stanford street,
S5-Near City Hospital.
e6-Cleveland and Brace
sf-Amboy and Hall Avenues.
Ave. and Inslee StreeL.
oS-Lawrence and Francis Streets
S4-Nevil1e and tombstone streetA
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
NOT PLEASANT READING

Just to keep the matter before the people Of this section
as it is being kept before the people of the state through the
various automobile columns of the metropolitan newspapers,
we quote the following from the automobile section Of the
Newark Sunday Call of last Sunday,
With all main highways of gravel construction Z"
cut and slashed by the terrific pounding of summer
traffic, there is scarcely a good route to the shore left
below Perth Amboy that is not Scared and rough
ened beyond the comfort point. AS soon as the Rar-
itan river is crossed-and before that, for there are
very rough places on Railway avenue on the outskirts
of Railway, and the main streets Of Perth Amboy
have many holes in them-and gravel roads begin,
the tourist is In for q bombardment of bumps that
outbump Cherry street, Elizabeth. There are two
entrances to South Amboy, and both are very pbor.
The first turn to the left after crossing the bridge Is
a bewildered barrage of snappy waves in the road
that rock and rattle an automobile to the breaking
point. The 'Hole-in the Wall" route is no better,
but it seems shorter. Why this particular section
of our main roads is left in suoh a disgraceful condi-
ton season after season is an unsolved mystery, for
there has been no attempt at permanent abolsh-
ment of this condition and all the commendablew work
of the State Highway Commission on other trunk
routes goes for naught after a barrage of bumps has
been endured by the motorist who passes that way. 1t
is painful experience, if not a costly one, for spring
= breakages are common on that road"
All this is not pleasant reading for those interested in the
good name of Middesex county, and the Amboys in particular
Yet this is what is being served up to the public in general week
after week, month after month. And the worst of 1t is, 1t Is
all true.
The question for the people of the Amboys and Middle
sex county is, what is going to be done about it2
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
NO. 1142S -
TREASURY DEPARTMENT ..
OFFICE. OF THE COMPTRoLLER OF

Washington. D. O, August IL: 1919;
pre Meetd to the undersigned, II has
been made to apgeaT that ,a the Iii.
iaTe OF Fords in the County OF MID
diesex and state Of New Jersey f z
statute OF the United States. REQUIRED
to be complied with before an associas
ton shall be authorized to Commence
the business OF BankinE:- uo,,
Now, therefore, L JOHN RELrrU ors
renoy,- do hereby. certify that TIE I
MiddIesex and State Of New Jersey is
authorized to commence h business
Of Banking as provided in Section
Fifty one hundred and sixty nine OF
the Revised Statutes Of the United
IN testimony whereof witness my
hand and seal of office this Fifteenth
day of August. 1919.
JOHN SKELETON wILLIAMst
Comptroller Of the Currency
74s6-s-27-60t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24

Luke's old pal, Lyman Fl. Davis, of
Louisville, KY, tells us hat a friend
of his, Judge Nick Vaughn, was go
ing to take a fishing trip and, jump
ing out of a Machine, saw hat the
Boat was about four feet away from
the First street ferry wharf. He made
a gallant jump and landed on the
boat, but collided with a fat woman
and upset her.
Excuse me-" he said CALAMITY,
IT hope l haven't hurt you. But /
had to make the boat"
lou doggone fYooll" spluttered the
fat woman "The boat is coming in,
lot going outI"
No. Joke.
Said old Uncle Ben,
To Young MI. Tabors;
Some mighty small men
Look down on their neighbors."
Luke McLuke.
Said Pennington Penn,
To young Mr.. Pickeni
Some mighty big men
Look up to a chicken = Crank
Is Jack Wrong, Or is Kitty Right?
kissed Kitty IN both cheeks"
General Pershing.
mo, he didn't kiss me on both
cheeks. He gave me a real kiss, right
On the lips."-Kitty Dalton.
Our Joe Miller Contest.
Charley MarQua claims that the
oldest joke Is the one about the busy
man whose Office boy couldn't keep
visitors from coming In to see him.
Why don't you tell them I am out?"
asked the busy man. When I tell
them you are out, they don't believe
me-" replied the boy. They say they
must see YOU" WELL" said the
busy man. after this. when they say
they must see me. just tell them that
that's what they all say, and don't
let them in" That afternoon a lady
called and wanted to see the busy
man. He's busy and can't see you,"
announced the boy. But I must see
him. said the lady. "I'm his wife.
and" "Oh," interrupted the boy,
remembering his orders. That's
what they all sayl" Next day there
was a new boy in that office.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
When 1t

II wonder If you could 2" unused the
Rummy, as he made a wry face over
his near beer.
You wonder If you could what?"
demanded the Barkeep as he grabbed
an empty ginger ale bottle.
why, / wonder If you could say
that both tubs are bare possibilities"
replied the Rummy, as he headed for
the door.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24

mo man can serve two masters,
observed the Sage.
Huh" commented the Fool. MANY
a man has a wife and a two-year-
old baby"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24

A thief will take all he can get,
Despite your vigilance;
He'll take most anthingy you bet
He'll even take a chance.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24

When playing poker. Oswald Blare
Sure is a busy duck;
He has to walk around his chair
So he can change his luck.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24

The mule said, as he heaved a sigh
II do the best 1 can,
But when it comes to kicking, I
Amt in it with a man."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
Obi

1T isn't hard to run a typewriter,
Is it2" asked the Old Fogy.
mo-" replied the Crouch, UNLESS
You happen to marry her."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
And She Gets Careless.

-IHouStOn lIeXaS) Post.
Luke McLuke says if all the kisses
tasted like the first, the Courts could
shut up shop and go home. Yep; but
a girls onion appetite will not re-
main restrained after the honeymoon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24

IT do cash business with all men,"
Remarked old Grocer Rusting;
For, if 1 bust for trusting, then
l would get cussed for busting"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
Hes Down There Himself.

A reader in Westbourne, Tenn, !
wants to know what has become of
the old-fashioned preacher who used
to say hat there were infants in
Hell not a span long?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-09-24
Bits of By PLAY

BY LUKE McLUkE
Copyright, 1919. the Cincinnati
Inquirer