South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-08-10

sufficient breakfast beverage TO last
a month e. W. Burton solved the
H. c. L. problem 20 our extreme sat
isfaction.
The comedy element. in the capa-
! BILE hands OF Kentucky Curry. and J.
f. a williams. added the necessary
zest to the affair.
II was possible for something real
! " funny 10 have happened TO Earl
/ Fink about the time he made the
second circle with his blinkers on.
Ray winey. w Emerson Babcock
and Otis Replogle distinguished
themselves in the quoting contest
: We suggest they form an auxiliary
; 20 the mems club and use the art
: istic rear OF George Williams home
I for all scheduled games
Judging from the manner III which
7 j. a. Williams received d. Wy. Hor-
! ton into the Presbyterian faith we
I are inclined 10 think Williams must
have at one time belonged TO the
I Baptist body.
Some of the ice cream sold in
! NIishawaka, not all Of it, however.
would find II difficult 20 melt in tenn
perature less than 49, degrees in the
! shade. Apparently. it is compound
ed OF cement, India rubber, asphalt
and lime.
II is said that senate sub-commit-
tee has extracted some of the teeth
from the home war time prohibition
act. We ask, will the senate dentists
leave 10 liberty the right to use
straws?
Chief Pfender needn't invite us TO
the obsequies OF John Barleycorn.
We're past the mourning stage.
A careful survey OF the situation
indicates that Great Britain. United
States. France, Italy and Japan have
very little more confidence in Ger
many than they have in each other.
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fer He drove his car 10S miles We'd
nesday without mishap. and only
stopped once on the road to buy ice
cream. or something with an orange
fiavoring that looked like it.
4 A Vermont man said to be 109
years old claims 10 have been mar
REDS years. but we are ready 10
bet few simoleons he doesn't claim
to understand her yet.
Why take the market basket to
the market. II you have an empty
vest pocket or a small handbag? or
course. # you are a millionaire
that's different.
Another reason why profteers are
necessarily fools is that they are
totally incapacitated TO comprehend
the danger of permitting an empty
stomach and an empty head TO form
an offensive and defensive alliance.
The board of public works at its
meeting tomorrow VIII resume it's
discussion on golf. Piscatorial pos
sibilities absorbed it's attention last
| Monday.
A Penn township man brought in
four peaches. weighing half Ia pound
each, that had grown in his back
yard, showed them to us and then
walked out with them. Oh. well, we
like even 10 look at such things
Where was Doc. DOan last We'd
nesday? II he had graced the Pres
byterian picnic with his presence
there might have been a gum chew
ing stunt added TO the program.
We'd have bet on him.
Lester Hurwich tells US the de-
! mand for footwear was never so
great. We can't understand IT,
There are not as many feet as there
used to be and great many more
shoes.
Sometimes it looks as II it might
be better for everybody who is con-
cerDed for the fate of humanity just
10 quit worrying for a while and go
10 work.
Sen. Overman favors the right OF
people 70 make Notwithstanding CT
der. Well? IL you have the right left
and Will press your apples, and can
wait nine days and catch her just
before she starts for the vinegar Jug.
YOU ought 10 be able TO count two or
, three moons any bright night in the
/, fall
We fancy that the British states
men. contemplating the riots in
Washington. Chicago and other
, american points. are strongly OF the
- opinion tina; the United States might
i.G i'sef steadily engaged IN solv-
ing its own problems without at
, tempting 10 solve Great Britain's.
After all is said and done. you
F.i- nave TO admit that as much as
democrats like 10 rend and tear the
I leprayed ola republican PARTY. they
. ind their greatest joy in lighting
among themselves.