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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-12-30
Fountain City, Id


Mr.. and Mrs. Omar Clsrk ut supper
last Wednesday evening. Mr.. and
Mrs. Clayton Doughtery and children.
of near Cambridge City. took dinner
Thursday with NJ. C. Harrison and
family. Rex Overman from the In
dianapolis Blind school. is spending
ents OF this place. The following
people were guests Of c. c. Fulghum
and family Christmas day: Mr.. and
Mrs. Claude Hoover and daughter OF
Richmond, Mr.. and Mrs. Edgar Menk
of Louisville. KY: Mr.. and Mrs. An
drew Hoover of Richmond. Mrs. Har.
riet Fulghum Of Chester. and Miss
Georgia Hatfield. VIII Thornton
and family entertained Christmas day
the following: Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Will
Jams, Isaac Williams and family, Ken
meth. Evelyn. Bernice, Della and Frank
Williams. Gladys. Mary and Louise
Carroll Of Richmond. Myrtle. Pauline
and Paul Reynolds, G. o. Williams
and family Of Richmond, and Mr.. and
Mrs. Archie Thornton. Mr.. and Mrs.
Orlie 6howalter and son. Ralph. OF
Richmond, spent Thursday with Mr..
and Mrs. Jacob Showalter and family.
-. Nancy Thomas Of this place, was
united in marriage Christmas eve to
Joseph Thomas of near Middleboro.
The wedding took place at the Friends
parsonage and was conducted by Rev
c. o. Reynolds. Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas
left Thursday morning to their home
near Middleboro. ..... Miss Elizabeth
Miller. daughter of Mr.. and Mns. Ed
Miller, north of town, was united in
marriage to Clyde L. Jones of Sturgis,
Mich, last Wednesday evening. The
wedding took place at the Methodist
parsonage and was solemni1ed by the
Rev. Mr.. Blocker, pastor Of that
church. The bride was graduate OF
the 1919 Senior class Of the local high
school. >. Miss Geneva Wright, who Is
attending school at Bloomington. Is
spending the Christmas holidays with
her parents. Miss Nellie Overman,
Of Eaton. is spending her vacation at
the home OF per parents Of this place.
80. Ralph Reynolds. who Is attending
an art school at Cincinnati, ID home
spending the Christmas holidays with
his parents. Horace Hatfield enter
tanned the following young people last
Thursday evening at an oyster supper.
Doris Keene, Edith Davis, Kathryn
Barrett, Mary Macy, Faye Kem Lois
Reynolds. Grace Carroll, Robert HUFF.
Robert Ewbank. Clawson Keene, Rob
ert Thomas, Loehr Clark, Glen Will
Jams and Horace Hatfield. VIII
Bond and family spent Christmas day
with Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Mikesell Of
near New Madison. S. G. Alexander
and family took Christmas dinner with
Kenneth Barton and family, east OF
town. >. Thomas Woodland Of Knights
town and Miss Mabel Woodland OF
Richmond. were guests Of Mary Wood.
ard last Thursday.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Cliff Huffman and
family were Sunday visitors of Mr.. and
Mrs. Lew Poffenberger and family. :.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Woods and family
of Goodintent, and Bob Bechtol were
Christmas visitors of Mr.. and Mrs.
Russell Parks. s.. Miss Lillian wy
song was q Sunday guest Of Miss
Helen Weidner.. :. Mrs. Charles Ber-
~ and daughter are spending this
week with Mrs. Lulu Wilson at Cincin.
natl. .. Mrs. John Mastern was q
weekend visitor Of her daughter. Mrs.
l. D. Emrick.. Mr.. and Mrs. Bert
Call and family were Christmas visit.
ors at the Charles Van Ausdal home.
Miss Grace Call remained for q few
days visit at the Van Ausdal home. . /.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ross Brown entertained
Sunday, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. F. Deatom
and daughter. :. Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Smith, Of Wheatville, and Mr.. and Mrs.
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Masonic Calendar

Tuesday, Dec 3O.-Richmond Lodge
No. 1876, r. and A. NJ. Called meeting;
work in Master Mason degree, begin
ming at $3.50. N. J. Haas, w. M.
Wednesday. Dec 31.-Webb Lodge,
No. a, r. and A. NJ. Called meeting:
work In Entered Apprentice degree.
beginning at TOO o'clock. Refresh.
ments. Clarence w. Foreman, w NJ.
Thursday, Jan. 1-Wayne Council,
No. 10, r. and 8. M. Stated assembly.
Installation Of officers and work in the
degrees.
Friday. Jan. q. - King solomon'a
chapter. No. 4. r. "A. NJ. Called meet
ing; work In Royal Arch degree.
Saturday, Jan. 3.-Loyal Chapter.
No. -, o. d. 8. Stated meeting and
installation Of officers.
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OxTuRD. oAlo. D6e. ~ Christine
HaTfison. the 11-year.on daughter of
J. H. Harrison. living On the College
Corner plke. near here, wn0 141aEked
BY strange dog and aevefoay bftheG
h both legs. The dog thsn ran 9eEgs!.
. Held and BIT another doc l1tees
dog with shotgun. the dog dfo6 %
bite him. and even bit q tS gun
barrel. The dog was s6nalfy. Killed.
Board Of Health, at Columbus. to -.
certain whether It haA rahbies.
Teachers Ask increase.
Tho teachers Of tba Villages public
schools have petitioned tho board Of
education for In increase Of twenty
per cent IN their salaries. The QueE
ton Of how 10 raise the money VIII
be taken up by the new board Of Cd
ucation. which will be organized on
Monday night. At present The highest
salaried teacher receives 396-a month.
Seriously Burned.
Mrs. George Roll, aged 90 years, was
badly burned last night while pu&ing
fire In Q CRATE. The flames mot out
and ignited her hair. In which were
three celluloid combs. An hef hair
was burned on. and she wa badly
burned about the face and neck. Her
condition Is serious.
Payment for Read.
The state Of Ohio yesterday paid the
village its first installment on the
East High street paving. which I'd,
Joins Miami university campus. Tho
amount paid was 10000.
Mail Carrier Appeintsd.
J. n. Van Matre was yesterday ap-
| pointed by Postmaster Meyer to carry
| the mails between the posto6ice and
| the C. I. and w. railroad station. His
salary win be $S38 . year.
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TUESDAY, DEG. so. 1919.

woot N operation for .tho removal Of
her tonsa1D. Mr. and Mre. Dallas
Jones had 10 their Sunday o.zest Nr.
and Mr.. Norris Wilson. Of Hammond.
..... Miss Elisabeth Paul visated with
Mr.. and Mrs. Leo Gard at Richmcnd.
Saturday. Mrs. Don Wright enter
tanned at . six o'clock dinner Monday.
Dec. 23rd.. Mrs. Herman johnson
visited her mother. Mrs. Della WI
han.s. and other relatives q Now
castle. Friday. .Mr. and Mr.. Nyroo
Mrs. WIN Butler recently. Loon
House was guest ct . Christmas
dancing party given Saturday BY Mr..
the I. o. .. r. hall. J. Mrs. John Druly
Of Boston. visited her parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles MARBLE over Christmas.
-. Miss Bertha Colehier. Of Conners-
vile. was the recent guest OF Mr..
Charles Driggs.. Emanuel Isenhour
and Charles Morris have taken posi-
lions In the once Of Bertsch and Co..
In connection with the new cost
system Installed.
A baptism service viii be held at
the Baptist Church. Wednesday night
at 1880 o'clock. $. Mrs. Belle Martin
visited Mrs. Henry Meyers ut Dublin.
Friday and Saturday. Mrs. G. r.
Wright gave . birthday anniversary q
o'clock dinner to . number Of friends
in honor Of her husband. Monday
night.
Mrs. Belle Keller 10 visiting her SON
Charles Keller and wife It Akron,
Ohio, !. Mr.. and Mrs. willard Pierson
Of Lewisvflle. were Christmas guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Fancher..
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Druley. Of Boston
visited Mr.. and Mrs. Charles MARBLE
Friday. Mr.. and Mrs. George But
Ter viii move to their new. homo a
Indianapolis Monday. u. . Mrs. Harrie,
, Kiess has been very Ill with pneu
! monia. Miss Grace Kiess IL home
from Indianapolis and htey have 20
/ cured nurse from. Richmond. Miss
Jennie Callahan of Indianapolis IL Wis
/, iting her sister Mrs. Loeb. :. Mrs
Charles Loeb and Miss Jennie Callahan
visited in Richmond Saturday. :. I. Mrs
Fred Eschbaugh of Indianapolis. whit
has been visiting her mother. Mrs
Isaac Davis. returned home Sunday
-. Clifford Marson went to Detroit
:, Michigan. Saturday ON business.
! MISS Mildred Carpenter visited In In
dianapolis Saturday. Mr.. and Mrs
Horace Huddleston have ben visiting
her mother, Mrs. Joe Weigle, who hal
been ILL. =. Mrs. Ormer. Manlove Il
visiting relatives in Kentucky. Mr.
Clyde McMillen and daughters, Mar.
and Elisabeth, visited Mrs. Elisabeth
Gaylor and daughter Ada, of Greens
fork, Christmas. There IL to be a,
} all day shooting match in Cambridg
City New Years day.. Charles Dair.
of Alliance. Ohio, spent over Christ
mas with his parents. Mr.. and Mr.
Tom Dairy. Leon Allison of Day
: ton, was q Cambridge visitor Sunday
bringing his little daughter, Ohristins
who will visit for week with Mr.
Belle Martin.
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Greensfork, Ind.

Mr.. and Mrs. Enos Thornburg spent
Thursday with Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
Cain Of Richmond. ....... Mrs. leila
Bounsman. of Dayton. and Mrs. Bert
Stuart. Of Richmond. visited Mrs. Veal
Wednesday,. .. Mr.. and Mrs. Milton
Mettert and son Herschel. entertained
Thursday to q Christmas dinner Mr..
and Mrs. Herbert Howard and three
children. .. Mrs. William Nicholson
is ill.,. MRS. Anna Bishopp and two
sons. Dudley and Richard. spent
Thursday with her mother. Mrs.
Brown. Charles Thornburg and
Hagerstown. Steve Pierce ID visit
ing his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. A. o.
Pierce. :. Mrs. Ed Stanton IL spend
ing few days with her daughter, Mrs.
Fletcher Brown 49,. Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Retz. Mr. and Mrs. Charles
Smith, Mr.. and Mrs. Pat Breen, Mr..
andMrs. VIII arris Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Lindeman. and Mrs. Charles Thorn
burg attended the fpneral OF Martin
Coffman at Jacksonburg Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Thornburg and
daughter. Melba spent Saturday even
ing and Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
Venton Gilbert. -. Miss Edythe Wy
coff returned Sunday to her homo at
Richmond after visiting here . few
days.
Miss Thelma stackhouss is Visiting
her uncle and family near Liberty.
Mrs. Luce Stackhousc spent Sunday
afternoon with Mrs. Hannah Bradbury.
the Methodist Church. Thursday even-
ing at z O'CLOCK. The members Of
the Methodist Sunday school beard
WiY1 meet sfhnradav aRa8fn9 In AlAe<
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HARRIS AND
KORTEWEG

S. w. Cor 9Th and Main
Office Phone 2278 Res. 3014
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-12-30
CUBA HARsoR WORKERS STRIKE
(By Associated Press)

HAVANA, Dec. 30.-Members Of the
Federated Harbor Union, said to num-
Der several thousand, declared a strike
late last night, after Q demand for a
wage increase Of from 80 to 40 per
cent had been refused. The union is
constituted of all classes of laborers
working along the waterfront
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Mr.. and Mrs. walAer Hiatt. Of
Louisana. arc the g1eses of Mrs.
HATS mother, Mrs. KAn1a Pegs and
family. Mr.. and Men. G. l.. Band
and daughter Rachel. q TT. Wayne.
were the holiday g1ests Of 8. G..
Bowen and family. Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank DAILY enterta11ed to Christmas
dinner Mr.. and Nrs- W. @. DAILY. Of
Long Beach. Cal. Btsr and Mrs. Jesse
bins and DR.. Ge0rt3B Alexander.
DIR. H. q. Hapner. OF Arcanum. o..
was the guest Of Henry Hawkins and
family Christmas. -. Mr.. and Mrs,
John Byrd and children. of Greenville,
O.. were Christmas guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Newton Reid. Il. G. Johnson
returned home Chri tmas night after .
two weeks trip through the west.
Robert Hamilton ana family. of New
Castle. were Sunday guests Of Mr.. ana
Mrs. J. N. Hamilton. Mr.. and Mrs.
isaac Hodgson and daughter Geo. Of
!, Huntsville, were calling ON friends
here Sunday. >. Mis- Edna Hill was
the guest Of Miss Jsnnie Eclrule. Sum
day. Miss Leah Chenoweth enter
tanned Monday evening commentary to
Miss Celia. who u to be married New
Years night to Ray Delameter, OF
MOI1U0LI0, WIS.,. .AIyNC NOOOlAS ICAS
Monday for Rochester, MIMI, where
he will be treated ct q hospital.
Mr.. and Mrs. Scott Patterson spent
Christmas with Will Brooks and family
at Fountain City,. Mr.. and Mrs. G.
e Beetley and daughter. Mr.. and Mrs.
Will Swain and daughter. Mr.. and Mrs.
Russell Thomas and son. DR.. and Mrs.
Nv. w. Hinshaw and Mr.. and Mrs. e. ].
Hinehaw were entertained with q din
ner Christmas at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Will Wysong at Spartansburg.. g.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ollie Chenoweth and
family spent Christmas with Mr.. and
Mrs. George Conner at Winchester.
Bob Mann, OF Columbus, O.. IL spend.
ing Christmas vacation with his par
| ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Mann.
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Ar. and Nrs. walter Dairy visited In.
Connersville over tho holidays. b.
+. Wissler u visiting his son, Arthut.
u Kokomo.. Mrs. Frank MAxson
was Richmond visitor Saturday. -.
Mrs. Joe Hurst. OF Centerville, spent
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-12-30
A REAL BARGAIN

MONEY TO LOAN
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-12-30

Il IL o0cially. announced that the
Colombian Congress has passed hnk
accepting the Covenant oe the League
OF Nations.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-12-26

children about animals are true and
the stories told about US, too, are true"
"And the stories told about me are
true" SAID Santa Claus. And" he
added. about my good old friend. Boy
of the North. too. my dear, old. faith
full dog.
We'll, we must be getting home now.
Boy OF the North must have his spe-
cial dish of Christmas bones.
sometimes I have said to him:
Boy of the North. wouldn't you like
do you like the bones / bring up to
you? Wouldn't you like plum pudding.
perhapsY
boy Of the North always wags his
tail and grins in his dog way and then
/ pat him on the head and we share
the joke together.
"Yes, me must be off, my reindeer.
But before / leave l must just
whisper a wish. all over the world, to
every single boy and girl. and that
wish is that their old friend Santa
Claus wishes them a merry. merry
Christmas. and hopes that they'll al
ways look forward to his visits as he
looks forward to visiting them.
Yes. snowflakes and wind and little
breezes carry my message 10 the sleep
ing boys and girls tonight. so that
when they may awaken in the morning
they may know that old Santa Claus
has sem. them a special message and
great big merry Christmasl"
They'll all know of your message
and the big merry Christmas" the
reindeer said We've a good idea that
they'll know"
So Santa Claus left the homes where
the boys and girls were soon to
awaken and he smiled to himself. Do
you wonder why?
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EVENING
Ia KW IALE[E.|
W. @MAN QAHAMN n
IS ezSS.os. ~
A CHRISTMAS STORY.

The snow was falling. The wind
whistIed and sung in shriI. wild. ex-
cited tones. The fires were out and
all inside was very still. Everything
and everyone was waiting. Children
who lived i'm the cities were listening
to see if they heard sounds on the
great roofs and If they could get
peep of jolly old man with long
white beard and bright red cheeks
climbing down the fire-escape and into
the windows. And children in the
country were peeping up chimneys to
see If any SCOT had begun to fall-if
anyone was above!
Soon. though, everyone went TO bed.
1t was hard to do. but they went.
The snow kept on falling. Everyone.
even as they slept. pulling the com
fortables up closer under their ehins.
1t grew quieter and Quieter; the only
sounds came from the wind and the
snow and the cracking cold outside.
AT last. when II was very still. and
all Were sound asleep, the dear old
man came. His face was all smiles.
He looked as happy as any one could
be.
"Oh." he said, there are some who
are great and some who are clever.
and some who are famous and some
who invent fine things. There are
some who are famous in history and
others who will be famous in history.
That is fine. fine But am the luck
lest of all. For am loved by children!
That is what keeps me young: The
love of boys and girls. And I'll never
grow any older as long as / see the
happy, half-smiling sleeping faces of
boys and girls who have hung up their
stockings.
The dear old man went about his
work. He filled stockings. He
trimmed trees. He left presents. He
did this I'm every home where there
were children. And at dawn when his
work was over he whispered TO his
reindeer: 81 don't want fame, l don't
want to be anyone else. For / belong
TO the children-a greater honor than
ever kings or generals or inventors or
statesmen had. I'm Santa Claus. The
luckiest old man, my reindeer, in ell
the wide world"
"That's what you are" the reindeer
said land we are the luckiest of all
animals. Although we believe our
stories and what we do and all are
amongst lot of fairy tales there is
nothing of the fairy tale about US.
We're all real, we are!"
Indeed you are" Santa Claus
smiled.
"Of course" the reindeer said, "in
the part of the paper which gives the
story for the evening the big name of
all Is something about an evening fairy
tale. But when the stories are about
animals they are all true, they aren't
fairy stories at all.
And the name of each separate
story is enough to tell whether it's
a true story, make-believe one or
what. All stories that Daddy tells the
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1919-12-26
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER.

Constipation Invites other troubles
which come speedily unless quickly
checked and overcome by Green's
August Flower which is a gentle laxa-
tive, regulates digestion both in
stomach and intestines, cleans and
sweetens the stomach and alimentary
canal. stimulates the liver to secrete
the bile and impurities from the blood.
1t Is a sovereign remedy used in many
thousands of households all over the
civilized world for more than half a
century by those who have suffered
with indigestion, nervous dyspepsia.
sluggish liver. coming up of food, pal
pitation, constipation and other in
testinal troubles. Sold by druggists
and dealers everywhere. Try bottle.
take no Substitute.-Ady.
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SAFE, GENTLE REMEDY
BRINGS SURE RELIEF

For 200 years GOLD MEDAL. Haar-
Mem Oil has enabled suffering human
ity to withstand attacks of kidney,
liver, bladder and stomach troubles
and all diseases connected with the
urinary organs, and to build up and
restore to health organs weakened by
disease. These most important organs
must be watched, because they filter
and purify the blood; unless they do
their work you are doomed.
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervous
ness, dependency, backache, stomach
trouble, pains IN the loins and lower
abdomen, gravel, rheumatism, sciatica
and lumbago all warn you of trouble
with your kidneys GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules are the remedy
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you need. Take three or four every day.
The healing oil soaks into the cells and
lining of the kidneys and drives out
the poisons. New life and health wiz
surely follow. When y01r normal vigor
for a while TO keep yourself in condi-
ton and prevent a return of the dis
ease.
Don't wait until you are incapable OF
fighting. Start taking GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules today. Your
druggist viii cheerfully refund your
money if you are not satisfied with
results. But be sure to get the original
imported GOLD MEDAL and ACCEPT no
substitutes. In three sizes. 4, Sealed
packages At all drug stores.
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"CoIT I'm ff,A HeaIss

is an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh. Per-
sons who are subject to frequent colds
in the head" will find that the use of
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will
build up the System. cleanse the Blood
and render them less liable to colds
Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh may
lead to Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System
All Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
$4,000 for any case of catarrh that
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will not
cure.
f. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
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SATISFYING RELIEF
FROM LUMBAC0
Sloan's Linirnent has the
punch that relieves
rheumatic twinges

This thanksgiving, congestion
scattering Observation-Disclosures rem
edy penetr0tes auT:hort rubbing right 10
the aching spot and brings quick re-
lief, surely, clearly. A wonderful help
for external pains, sprains, strains, stiff
ness, headaches, lumbago. bruises.
Get your bottle today-costs little,
means much. Ask your druggist for
it by name Keep it handy for the
whole family The big bottle is econ
or,,u sc Zoe 81 20
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KEEP IT HANDY

If you paid specialist $500 for a
you would not get any,
thing that would give quicker relief
for Group, Catarrh, Colds, or Sore
than VACHER BALM, which
only costs 25c in jars, or tubes.
Write for Samples and Agents
Prices. Beware of limitations. e. w.
Vacher, Ine., New Orleans, La.-Adv.
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cutlcura for Pimpiy Faces.

To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off In five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to In
clude Cuticura Talcum.-Adv. :
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ARoot Of All Evil"

MY best WISH" said disciple Of Tolstoy. .is
that you will see the poverty of riches and the
riches of being poor. The love of money Is the
root of all evil There is happiness except In
freedom. Ownership and the struggle for owner
ship both slavery. Nearly all people are
miserable. <fther because they have money be
cause they want Il"
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lonesome. Here's hoping that you fail mostly
just enough to keep in touch with humanity
and succeed once in whe-just enough to
scrape an acquaintance With the gods"
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What Sister Said.

Small Jimmy-Say, Mr.. Jones, what
do you think sister said about you
this evening?
Jones Sisters admirer) Really.
Jimmy. TIL have to give 1t up
Jimmy-Yes. that's what she said.
How did you guess It'll
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First Jap Eriiurant.

The first japanese TO come TO Amer
lea was fourteen-year-old boy who
had been shipwrecked and picked up
by an American sailing vessel.
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children generally inherit the wealth without In
heriting the handicap; they don't know what
money costs. but they're pretty wise to what It
will buy.
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Maybe.

Love thy neighbor."
"Yes, and maybe he will get close
enough for you to hit him"
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lnnnortantto Mott,ara
Edifyinu.

cit is well to meet people from other
circles" YES. they sometimes know
gossip that we haven't heard"
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wrights Indian Vegetable Pills contain
nothing but vegetable ingredients. which act
gently tonic and purgative by stimu-
iation and not by irritation. Adv.
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A MISUNDERSTANDING.

"My back is to the WALL
''When you scratch it don't mar the
wallpaper"
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experience has taught
us that on New Years day and
May day from the firing of
guns, the planting of Maypoles.
and drunken drinkers. there
has resulted unnecessary waste
of powder and much intoxica-
ton, with the bad practices and
bad accidents; therefore we
expressly forbid any firing of
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Too Many Interruptions.

Orator-It's no use talking any fur
ther; every time ! open my mouth a
silly fool speaksi
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Aerial navigation came into its own
when nearly everything else was over
and above.
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Tommy brought over hig biz
tfother to trim Jimmy. But Jimmy
Wls slick
~What. did JImmy dor
~Broueht ont ~ bio SISTER