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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
STEUBENY'llE

STEUBENN1LLE. O.. Aug. 6.-The
directors OF the Steubcnvillr chamber
Of Commerce, following a meeting last
night, have ordered one carload OIL
canned food Stuffs 10 he shipped INTO
the city at once and Will oiocr aou'-
lional supplies from IN" eo''r"r'G,''
just as quickly as the money can w
raised To cover the cost. Tho first car
i, was announced today is expected
hero within two weeks. The supplies
will he sold direct from the railrond
cars at cos, plus transportation. the
chamber is considering raising a fund
Of from $40. 600 10 $4,000 for food pur-
chascs To brins down the high cost OF
living in this city.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
WELLSBURG

wELLSBCRG. W. Va. August 6.-An
unusunl plant for forcing down the high
cost of living was announced here this
afternoon by the management OF the
George & Sherrard Paper company. when
the $50 workers were informed that the
company had made arrangements nj
quantities of food. shoes aid clothing,
which will be sold TO the company's en-
plcyes at cost. 4 large store will be
maintained and is expected TO be opened
next wecx 1t is expected that the COM
pany will pc able 10 sell necessities OF
life 10 it's. workers at 80 per cent or
more below the prices charged at retail
stores here.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
NEWELL

NEWELL, W. Va, Aug. 6.-Rccause
two Of the players were i'll, Manager
Joseph Dickcy cancelled the baseball
game scheduled between Newell and
Salineville for Salineville. Wednesday
afternoon. 1t is likely a game will be
arranged for next week.
The lawn fetc, scheduled to he held
at Newell park. Tuesday evening by
Clark lodge. /. O. q. f.. was postponed
because Of a rainstorm.
The Christian Endcavnr society of
the First Presbyterian church will hold
an ice cream festival Thursday evening
at Fourth and Washington streets.
Mr.. and Mrs. Al Fisher ar" visiting
their daughter. Mrs. Harry McLan". of
New Brighton. Pa
Mrs. II. f.. Giles Of Ashtabula, Ohio.
Is visiting friends here.
Mr. and Mrs. W. &. Miller have re-
turned from visit in lake cities.
Miss Helen Anderson. i'll for the past
two weeks IN the East Liverpool
hospital, has been removed To her homc.
Miss Louise Bcstal is vE~tinG rcla-
tivcs in ZancsXille. Ohio.
-- -
Tho poodern rirl'q vanity case ia the
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07

Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Morris ana son.
Edward. hav" returned from visit IN
Toronto. Ohio.
Mrs. John Scott and son. Harry ielI
ON Wednesday afternoon for Visit OF
several days at the home Of Mrs. Scott $
sister, Mrs. James B"ss. of Cleveland
Ohio.
Miss Louise Kerr. Of Rim" Bluff, Ark
Is visiting at tho homo Of her aunt Mrs
s. Q. Hamilton and Miss Sara Kerr on
Main street Miss Kerr is daughter OF
tho late Charlie Kerr. brother OF Mrs.
Hamilton and Miss Sara Kerr.
On Thursday. August :. IN" GROUNDS
Of the Dcllvicw CJmp;nrctinE ASSOCIATION
will bn thrown open anG on SATURDAY
evening the first number on the program
will be given On Sunday large at
tendance is expected.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Patterson Obseuuies.

Funeral services for Mrs. Samuel Pat
tcrson, who died nj her home. 1928 North
Chalcs street. Sunday evening. after
lingering illness. wcrc hold Wednesday
afternoon at the Patterson home and
were conducted by Rev. Arden i. Mil
Ter. of the Fourth Ward Baptist church.
of which the deceased fas member
Sacred music was rendered by Miss Vir-
ginia F"nwic:. Intcrmcn was in Brooke
cemetery.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
wellsburg Briefs.

Mr.. and Mrs. William Grac"y ana ram
fly have returned home after VISIT
with relatives in Wcllsvillc. ONO.
Misses Cecilia lesley, OF Cambridge
Ohio: Elizabeth Hartcr. OF Lima, ONO
and Elizabeth Clark. of brilliant Ohlo'
are visiting Mr.. and MIS-. ]. NJ. Rodgers
Miss Ethel Charnnck is visiting Lieu
tenant and Mrs. Irwin Charnock at their
home in Rochelle. Ill.
Mrs. y. VI, Windsor and rranddaugh-
ter, Louise. left on "Wednesday afternoon
for n visit with relatives III PITTSBURGH
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Chester Briefs.

Gcba Kokochak has been appointed
manager Of the WCirton bronch or the
Hancock County Building and Loan
company, it was announced wednesday.
An electrical storm which swept thlS
district Tuesday night played havoc
with the electric Ugh, system. AS a re-
s,,Ii II WAS necessary TO call off the
dance being held at Rock Springs park
j., connection with the outing OF the
Knights of pythias.
Rain caused postponcmcnt of the lawn
fctc scheduled to be held on the Sacred
Heart Catholic church lawn Tuesday
evening.
Albert Ward. aged "a. brother OF Da-
yiJ Ward. Of New Cumberland. is dead
al Marietta, Ohio.
rev. Frederick Cromcr. pastor Of the
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07

First Presbyterian church. who has been
granted months vacation. will victt
at WInona Lake. Ind. and points in the
west. He will be accompanied by his
son. Frederick. Jr. Mrs. CrCner and
daughter. Elizabeth, Will visit relatives
in HaEcrstown, Md.
Gcor-r Ridgcley Of Irondale, Ohio,
has c, ..cludede a visit here.
J. II. Swcaringcn Of HoOkstown. Pa,
was a visitor in Chester. yesterday.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Strike Settled.

Tho etrikc or employees in demand for
an eight hour day. which tied up the
p!.m OF the llariJc Paper company, at
Toronto. has been settled and the mon
returned to work this morning. II IS
understood that both tho company ana
the mon made concessions. The strike
started with laborcrs and spread TO ell
employees OF tho plant about 100 IN
number,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07

the property Of T. A. Burton 10 thu
Cove. -
Mrs. John Skayles. Of Lansing, O..
was the guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. T. }.
Vandale.
MIR. and Mrs. E. Sweeney and child
rem have moved from Weirton to Park
place. -.
Meyer and son. Of West Wheeling
are going over the ground where q new
sewer is proposed for the Cove.
John H. Sinner has returned to the
old soldiers home at Marion. Ind. after
a visit with relatives here.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
weirton Briefs.

Officer Bob Martin brought in team
Of runaway horses from the upper emu
of town late yesterday afternoon and
turned them over - Turk Taylor city
custodian of all live stock. Officer c.
\. Brooks caught irorsc in Coy" gar
don in the evening and turned 1t over to
Mayor rurdy of :hc Cove.
Dirt secured from where excavation
Is under way for ;hS now mills. is being
used To make several important fills
"a bout the town. An old hollow ut the
foot Of Avenue r.. is being filled In.
which will be a great town IGlprove-
nent when CORRECTED Two ''dinky"
trains are busy every day hauling the
earth away.
Harold Delfus. colored. aged Is. a
WeirtGu mill worker. died In the Ohio
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
CHESTER

CHESTER W. Va. Aug. 6.-Dcspl'r
uurayrrahlr weather conditions during
the morning. large crowd attended tho
Chester merchants outing at kocH
Springs park. Wednesday. 4 baseball
game between Georgetown. Ia, ana inc
Chester Athletics and Il game between
the merchants ana clerks were features
Of the afternoon. An athletic program
was also given
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Business Reorganized.

With the election of George y. las
son as president; w. ". Ward. vice
president: J. w. Manor, secretary ana
Robert Finley. treasurer. IN" Buchcr-
Smith company. whose shop was recent
" removed from East Liverpool TO
chester. was recognized Tuesday even
ing. Tho company has surrendered its
Ohio charter and has been Incorporated
under the laws Of West Virginia. The
company recently purchased the Shra-
der property in First street.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Bond Issue Carried.

While two country precincts arc yet
10 be heard from. the school bond issue
for 1926. 900 in Cross Creek district has
carried by n large majority. Returns
thus far received indicate that the issue
will go through by more than 10 TO l.
One Of the ligttest votes ever cast in the
district was recorded. sentiment seeming
to be that the success Of the issue was
a foregone conclusion. With the passing
Of the bond issue, the school board will
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Got His Man.

Deputy .''"riff stephens has returnod
from keystone. w. Va. whore h" went
to secure W. Lcasu"r Lane wanted her"
on the charge of passing a worthless
check on the Commercial bank. and ar
rested in keystone by tho BurAi Detect
i've Agency operatives. Lane. VIZ" Is COL
ored, made frequent trips 10 the city
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
HEAVY xArs1A1n N ux1co.

MEXIco CITY. Aug. 6.-The rainfall
during the past month has been the
heaviest in many years ana serious
districts. Train service has been, in
tcrruptcd on nearly all lines and the IN:
olatioh OF several towns was completed
when tcleGraphic communications were
cut due to storms. So far rs e now
known there was no loss Of life. -,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07

in years past soliciting fuIt' for the
Dinwiddic Normal school, of Dinwiddie.
Va. claiming to be their authorized
field agent. On his last trop here he
gave Il check to the Commercial pahk
and secured $50. The check later come
back under protect. and after Lane re-
fused 10 give n reasonable eXcus" his ar
rest WAS ordered by the American Bank
crs' Protective association.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Ohio Valley News

be authorized to spend the amount
named for 81 election of Il new high
school in Follansbce. new school at
Golfers and n centralized school for tn"
country districts. Flans for the new
buildings have already been draw and
work is expected to start at once.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Coal Minor Injured.

Morris Scrivcn coal miner at the West
Eirginia-PittsburEh No. 1 mine. narrowly
escaped serious injury Tuesday after
noon. when he was caught beneath fall
ing stones and cut about the head and
body. He was removed to tho North
Wheeling hospital in the Foster ambu-
lance and his condition is reported favor
able
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Reta Thirty Days.

Mrs. Adclla May-Holt-Gramanm-
Perry who admitted she has had se'cn
husband was sentenced to thirty days
in jail by Judge Smith. The woman,
who was first indicted for bigamy' was
allowed 10 plead guilty to another IN
dictmcnt for adultery. the court grant
ing her lcnicncy.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Marriage Licenses.

Richard Rudder. &c. and Geneva
Kccdcr, 10. both OF Siratton. William
f.. Gwynnc, 81. Of brilliant. and Minnie
BOUCHER. As. of St"uh"nvlllc. Harry :.
Hraxhtar and Buclah Johnston. ~
S,cubCnvill". Dewey Faust. II. and
Jennie Carlton. y. both of Minso juno
ton.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Damage to Crops.

Farmers of this immediate vicinity
report heavy damage TO crops by last
nights severe rainstorm. The damage
here in the city was slight. The Guy
was in darkness several hours, now
ever, the Lightning burning out trans
formers and switches at the power STA
tiunS.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
foa Weaver Returns.

Joseph Weaver. prominent oil promo
ter. who for the past five months has
been in Texas looking after prosp"ctivcs
sites for oil wells. is in the city for a
brief visit. Mr. Weaver is at the hcaG
of a local oil syndicate
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Permit.

Tho board Of public safety has is
sued In Sylvester Grimm n r"rnil 10
build \ fuur-room cottaG" l6%%6 OIL VAN
croft road, north.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
Two injured.

When q horse attached to buggy
frightened while passing thrcshinB
machine near the Sherman Allison farm.
IIookstown road, Miss Emma Murphy
and Mrs. Wilson Murphy were thrown to
the roadway and severely bruised.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07

The Brooke county annual picnic w'H
bc hold upor tho lawn Of Mr.. and Mrs.
n . Rurt, Hcach Bottom, on Thursday,
Aurust | This is I" hc n basket picnic
and everybody is invited.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
HEAVY 1nH Loss

CLEARFIELD. Pa. Aug. 6-Durins
an electrical storm last night lightning
struck the plant of the Camel Coal
company at Woodland. Damage from
resulting fire was estimated At $4,000.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07

BERNARD B"rhalt"r. OF charlton ta''
former resident Of WcnSburE. Is WIS.,
ltor in the city.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07
BROOKE County Picnic.

Camp Cots, Tents and Lanterns
wheeling Tent Awning Co., Tel. ee3'
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1919-08-07

The modern girls vanity case is the
grave of the modern mans illusions.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
Principles Of Food
Selection Explained

uses In the diet can be quickly COM
pared In price. Painted on each chart
opposite the name of the food mate
rial Is the number Of 100-calorie por-
lions 1t provides per pound, per quart.
or per dozen. In the next column Is
an empty space to be filled with the
price, which of course fluctuates.
This price can often be obtained
from a member of the audience and
inserted on the chart with chalk. The
effect Of this is to show the immedi-
ate practical usefulness Of the infor-
terest to the discussion. From the
price and from the number In the sec
ond column the price per 100-calorie
portion can be quickly estimated. For
example, the chart shows that medium
sized oranges furnish about ten 100
calorie portions per dozen. When
oranges cost 40 cents dozen, there
fore, they furnish fuel at cost Of A
cents per 100-calorie portion; when
they cost 60 cents a dozen, they fur
uiSu Iuel a. Tic Soot VA ScneS PSA
10O-calorie portion. Raisins furnish
about fourteen 100-calorie portions per
pound. If they cost % cents pound,
they furnish fuel for 2 cents per 100
calorie portion.
How Costs Can Be Cut.
None of the representative foods
listed In the first and second group
furnish body fuel for less than 2
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
California Woman Balks and Her
Plea for Divorce ls Readily
Granted.

Oakland, Cal.-Because her hus-
band advertised he was kisser, a
hugger and a wholesale dealer In love,
Mrs. Maud Cords, 1905 Grant avenue,
has secured a divorce from Alfred
Cords.
ALFRED Cords, wholesale dealer In
love, kisses and up-to-the-minute
hugs" was the way Cords business
card read.
Mrs. Cords submitted one Of the
cards to the court and testified that
the advertising had helped to make
her husband very popular with other
women.
Mrs. Cords told the court she had
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
Wanted Safe Grave.

Scranton, Pa.-Following his re
quest that he be buried where mine
caves are unknown, the body of John
D. Kennedy, vandling merchant, was
taken to little cemetery at Hill Top,
In Wayne county. for interment. Ken.
nedy was taken Ill three weeks ago
and died at Mount Clemens, Mich
Friends say that In recent years he
frequently said that when he died he
wanted his body buried away from the
mine-cave region.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16

filed in district court against o. E.
Norman. Higher damages than So 900
have been asked for injured digits BY
pianists and others whose livelihood
depends upon the deftness Of their
fingers, but the figure asked by Krein-
er was thought to set a new mark in
valuation for ordinary finger nails.
Kreiner SAYS Norman asked him 10
pat block under bis automobile. ana
that while he was attempting to do
so the car slipped back and anjured
his hand - severely that the NAH on
his forefinger came or.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16

cents per 1O0-calorie portion, ana
many Of them are much higher priced.
It is upon the foods of the third,
fourth, and fifth groups. particularly
the third and fourth, that the house
keeper must depend to keep down the
cost Of the diet as a whole. For ex-
ample, -four at s cents a pound fur-
nishes body fuel for one-half cent a
OO-calorie portion; cornmeal at Q
cents a pound furnishes It at about
one-third Of cent 100-calorie por-
uon. There is. Of course. limit 70
the amount of these lower-priced foods
that can be safely used. This limit Is
suggested by the first chart.
The portions Of the different 1000
groups suggested as desirable to make
up the total food fuel of the days
food are not to be taken as an Cd
solute rule. Experience has shown
that they are reasonable, however, ano
that when they are followed the diel
is likely to be wholesome and gooc
tasting, and will supply the body IL
suitable proportions Win tne saAiouS
food substances 1t needs.
Chart 1.
Chart / gives the adequate diet fol
the average" family Gather, mother
and three young children).
Provides daily about 120 1OO-calorit
portions, distributed somewhat as FOL
lows:
Vegetables and fruit, "a 1OO-calori'
portions go per cent Of the totaD.
Milk. eggs, meat, etc., 30 1OO-caior1'
portions go per cent Of the totaD.
Cereals, 80 10O-calorie portions ~
per cent of the totaD.
Sugar and sugary foods, IL 1Oo
calorie portions no per cent OF tn
total).
Fats and fat foods, 1S 1OOcalori
! portions us per cent Of the totaD.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16

federal food and drugs act, the state
ment said
Federal standards require that but
ter shall contain not less than S2.5
per cent milk fat, yet all the butter
seized it was declared. has contained
less than so per cent, with corre-
spending increase in the percentage of
water. salt and coioring matters.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
Il Never allie.

Mrs. PesterlI wish you'd wake me
In time for me to catch the O'CLOCK
train in the morning. But don't rouss
the whole household while you're do
Ing 1t.
Her Husband-very well, my dear
I'll take off my shoes and sneak up
stairs on tiptoe, same as I always d.
when get In late at night.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
BRITISH MosLEMs PROTEST
Hold Day of Fasting Over Threat
ened Loss Of Turk Sultan's
Power.

Bombay, British India.-Mahomme-
dan communities in numerous centers
in India observed a day for prayer
and fasting as a protest against the
threatened ACKNOWLEDGMENT of Turkey
and the removal of the holy places of
Islam from the Ottoman caliph's con-
troll. In Bombay business was yirtu-
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16

the negro did not pay for the ring.
This week the negro came to Bates
Vile, hunted up Mr.. Mosby and of.
fered to pay for the wedding ring
which his wife had been wearing fol-
thirty-six years. Mr.. Mosby refused
to accept the money, but instead gave
the negro another ring US a reward for
his good intentions.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
His Intentions All Rlaht.

Batesville, Ark.-Thirty-six years
ago Charles Mosby now local jewell
err, extended credit TO negro, then in
his employ, for a ring which the negro
wished to give to his bride. Soon
afterward Mr.. Mosby moved to one
town and the negro to another, and
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
FIND BUTTER is WATERED
Government Agents Also Report 1t
Has Too Much Salt and Color
ing Matter.

ashington.-Despite the high price
charged, butter consumers are IN many
cases getting large percentages Of wa
ter, salt and coioring matters, officials
Of the bureau Of chemistry, agriculture
department. announced today.
Several shipments Of inferior butter
have been seized recently under the
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
What a Dreadful MIstakel

Jack Potts-Sorry I couldn't get
home earlier, my dear. Poor old
Pete PARKWAY is dangerously sick In
bed and he sent for me to come and
zee him. Anyone here while ! was
put?
His Wife-Only poor old Pete Far
away. He dropped In to see YOU
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
ADVERTISES HE IS KISSER

met her husband on the street with
another woman and that the woman
told her she was going to marry
Cords. Judge Stanley A. Smith grant.
ed Mrs. Cords a divorce. which was
uncontested.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
She Was Particular.

Psmear, the Painter-That Ia your
full-length portrait-Just finished.
Mrs. Newgilt-H'mi The dress fits
pretty well in front. Turn the canvas
around and let me see how it hangs
In the back.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
Only Th.nu His Own

81 wonder will Smithers always al
Jude to his wife SO lovingly as my
own'?n
well, she is his own. Everything
else in his home he is paying for on
the installment PLAN - Parsons
Weekly.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
The Cause Of Poverty.

Little Authorization, why are 80
many people poor?
Father-Because they like to pre-
lend that they can afford tie things
they can't afford, my boy.-London
Answers.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
An Indication.

sDo they take children In this apart
ment houseY
They must. Some of the rooms
aren't large enough to accommodate
anybody but a child"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
More Shape.

More Shape.
A boy was presented with some
goung guinea pigs by his fatnsl :
friend. Meeting the boy soon aI'ei'
the friend inquired about the pets.
swell, Robbie, how are the guinea
Digs getting on; are they In gooo
shapeT -.
''They are just the same snape' onA'
,igger."-Osteopathic Magazine
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
Couldn't Afford Il

Hewitt-Do you believe In physical
culture?
Jewett-No; I Joined a class once
and I outgrew my clothes like Q
blamed kid.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16

OF the twenty odd million acres
which comprise Ireland nearly one-sev
enth are barren, being mountain, turf
bog or marsh.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
How He Got the Last Word,

swell, / had the last word In ar
argument with my wife last night"
"That so? How did you get itT'
II admitted / was entirely te
blame"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
Her Exnerience

He-I see where a lot Of military
prisoners have gone on a hunger
strike.
She'll bet none Of 'em is mar
RED.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
Tho Help There.

81 suppose they make up the oyster
beds with sheets Of water. but who
does itr
1.-THE mer-maids, Of course. booby.s
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16
Helping the Author,

Jones-WelI. did you get 4 check
from your pnblisher2
Bones Yes. just card saving
Give u rest cartoons Maya
dine.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1919-12-16

BITTER THOUGHTS.
Mrs, Pester-Have you forgotten
that this Is our wedding annivers-
ary?"
Mr.. Pester-What a pessimist you
are to brood over such subjects