South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1919-10-12
Man in the Street

What doth 10 profit a depraved
and devilish republican party 10 &C
cumulste all the political capital in
the whole world and find it all coun-
terfeit?
Ernest Beebe-"When I take my
seat on the board Of county COM
missioners. watch me knock the bot
tom out of prices In my native town.
What's a commissioner for, any
way2'
Anyway. let the entente allies
hope that Italys plaster of paris
sculptors do not go wild like her
eruptive poet.
Fred Rankert-'I will teach this
winter the following two numbers
OF classic dances: The Hydropho.'
and the 'Ostrom Appendix: terms
on application at the Third St
strike"
f. A. Jernegan-"Weu boys. I'm
glad 20 greet you. Count me among
the Halloween serenaders."
Hate Il as we will, we must hand
It 10 Art Haslanger who is again
at the head Of a Halloween celebra-
ton which is going TO bring indy
ing fame 10 Mishawaka. Art is the
most unselfsh individual in Misha-
waka. he plans all the time for
other people even on Wednesday
bargain days The only fault we
have with Art is that he doesn't use
more display space with us.
Fred Smith am planning from
morning until night TO find accom-
mediation for the excess of deposits
that cannot help coming to this
bank"
Louis Gerstbauer-"Wallach, can't
you get the Yost- Mason sauer kraut
industry TO locate on the north
side?"
Jim Hennessy and us have been
appointed on the Mishawaka recep-
~
president of all Ireland. We had
hoped to accept. but the following
from The News-Times of Thursday
afternoon made us change our mind:
Former governor Herbert $. Had
ley of Missouri. republican: The
three most aggressive and potent
influences opposing the ratification
OF the covenant of the League of
Nations are the organizations sup
porting the Irish Sim Feiners, the
PROF. Germans and the Hearst news
papers. 1t was the Sim Feiners who
sought TO land a German army in
England and organize a rebellion at
time when the fortunes of the al
lies were at the lowest ebb."
We are glad to see the New Idea
featuring Mishawaka in its bi-week-
" issues. Earl, will YOU tell Us what
time of night you get home? A posse
OF responsible citizens is anxious to
know.
We haven't seen Earl Fink since
he got home but we understand he
is looking refreshed
From grave to gay-The Hotel
Mishawaka.
This is indeed a chaotic time A
niece OF Queen Mary was recently
married to an untitled officer Of the
British army, without even the con
sent Of the London Times. We don't
believe it could have happened in
this country without the approval of
Mr.. GOmpers.
The women's chorus of the Wom-
ans club has invited the men folks
TO sit and sing with them. We have
always had a good opinion of the
city's women musicians. but we
know we have now got to change
from the high &C. TO the fiirtious
tenor. who is most dangerous in
spots.
We believe when the available In
formation on the subject is at the
disposal OF the fair Mile. Mistin-
guette-the lady with the 100000
legs-she will not come TO Misha-
waka where her highly appraised
props viii be made to look like 80
cents.
Some OF these days old organized
labOr-the men with the Drawn and
the brain-wilI take a quiet day of
and sprinkle powder upon the pesti-
ferrous swarm Of agitating insects
that misrepresent and disgrace it.
Samuel Gompers says the steel
workers are striking for the right
OF free speech. When they get IL
let en- say il i'm English. The Eu-
ropean jarEon is getting pretty tire
some i'm this country.
4 Washington correspondent says
America will be willing 10 confide
PershinC TO the widow Of his
choice" II it's a widow it isn't
Pershing that is doing the choos-
ing.
a man doesn't wear out his pants
at the knee by praying. When they
begin 20 give way at that locality