The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1919-03-29

Ih8t combination OF SOUP and Gin"
ders that they label spring al il q
weird and wonderful tonic One
sniff of the atmospherical hash and
you get SO dizzy That your bonnie;
fiies OF Hike clay pigeon. Two IN
5 halers and you're ripe TO battle par
ade OF corta-fed cops Until the ants
boil the spring air down to less han
per cent. It's going To make us at
B SnospheSical ineHriate5 Pedestrian nv
are kangarooing siong as II they had
liberty motor In each shoe. FlVer
owners are shooting over the Brook
+ Tyr bridge ON the cables instead Of
! the roadway.
! THIS Is tho section OF the almanac
when n bird gets tho bungalow bug.
A bungalow is ali the incouveniences
! of home without the home. They are
/ generally built cut Of stucco with the
accent on the left hand syllable They
arc designed by architects who studied
IN a correspondence school during 4
strike of letter carriers. They are
built 10y contractors who are Eradu~
atee OF the Charlotte Russo school Of
building. BY leaning the foundations
up a@ainst the wall paper and bal
ancing the roof on the kitchen sink.
they figure the bungalow will last out
! the sAna1ner II the canary bird doesn't
kick The stove pipe out from under
the ridge pole.
, Bungalows are built only one story
; high 10 save the porch clm hers
trouble After bird gets the bug he
~ n buugaloafer for the duration Of
me epidemic. You pay for them on
4 the tnstaliment plan. II the bungas~
/ hack lasts az long AZ tho instaIlmenta
! YOU win.
! All the bunEashanties have nice
/ red tops on 'em like, patent mcdicins
i bottles The cellars are shallow SO
! the roof won't have far To fall Some
/ fol'ts dont like the hungahuts lined
with wall paper although they are
stronger. that way.
! The STUFF that the unreaiestate bait
, the books with is great Junk.
| beautiful Home Marquis OF
Quec nsbury style. Only short stag
ger from station. Monthly payments
and trains. Coiander roof and fine
! Wrong Island
Only 1000 --~ weedhaven ---- Six
rooms without or with hoQks Form
fitting bungalow. VIII lease for i've
years with four years off for good be-
havior, Right near prosperous garb-
/ age plant
sixteen Family Private bungalow
One bath with ATTY keys. Steam
heated telephone booth. Egyptian
plum bling, 5000 down, balance like
rent First 1--WE minutes rent-froe
, swampino Park.
This is Some Shanty-Move into
one OF our bungalows and enjoy life
/ in he open
J '6pep Work bungalow Co. Junk.
Vile, Conn
I One Room--Bungaiow%
tbie, brass corners, extra compart-
ment for collar buttons. VIII rent az
| IA or cut w 10 suit prospective own
. ers Send for postcard sample OF
: climate Taken Improvement Syndi-
: cate.
! why Pay Rent when you car
( pay laud air and water. in addition
8 10 4ftihage, road and improvement
assessments2 orr motto: Tax
! MnHt@, Bil&ern Good and Co.
Borgatn--Combinati tent and
palace for the price Of the palace
alone We throw IL the tent and the
neiGhhprs throw in everything else.
; Only SIS, 300 cash and the baian nee in
sudden installnents. why pay land
lords when you can pay the sheriff.
! Why hang on subway strap all your
/ life whe1 you can get home by row
Ing roat2 F'urIAce bungalow Com
panY.
Don't Fumbie This Chance--Why
I keep "a COW wbenl you can buy con-
/ denseG mix? sixteen rooms in one
/ Within ane foot OF the ocean at low
tide Floating conservatory and rock
/ bal!anted hencoop. Raise your own
. omelets- - FooiiSn building Corpora