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America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1919-09-20

ell cram hotarita ca tine. Sc moe
81 ml-am luat seama; ca vreau Sd
traiesc. In calea yietei poate r.
neva va ii in stare sa relnvia .e
iubirea mea moarta, 81 atunci voil
fl silita sc iubesc. M cred, dar
poate. Inima mea singereaza inci,
dar Sc zice ca nu sunt rani carl
nu Sc vindeca cind sunt GU ingr;-
jire 'cautate 81 li-se gateste lea
cul.'
Vasile asculta la ultimele en-
yinte ale Voichei Gu inima sal
tind de bucurie. lie pricepea ros-
tul 81 sarmanul sc credea feric;t,
crezind ca Voica Gu timpul ar
sal iubeasca.
Sc apropiase ora mesei 81 Sma-
randa veni Sc aseze masa pentru
Voica. Vasile arunca asupra ei 6
privire suparacioasa. Femeia a.
ceasta ii strica rostul, char q
cum cvind avea de gind Sc ma
spuna ceva femeii, pc care in
dumnezeea, Ell nadejdea sd smul
ga de la ca nlacar marturisirt
slaba de iubire. Sc apleca 81 luind
X
cirja Sc propti in ca 81 esi, din ca
mera Voichei cuso licarire de spe
,, ranta ca va putea cistiga inima q
cestei femei. Luase seama ca Vol
ca il priyea Gu duiosie 81 din clns
lin eipd il zimbea asa de ademc
nitor, ca ii zapAcea lnintile. N \.
Voica G spuse Sc yina ii dpa,
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1919-09-20
Sc CAUTA UN BARBER BUN
G A T

c. UT
pc loan Potec din comuna Grid.
Am scrisoare de acasa 81 vrcau
sd 10 dau.
Dinsul fost militar i'll armata
Statelor Unite.
Cine site de dinsul sa scrie la:
loan JUDELE, $50 New Garden
Street, Salem, Ohio.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1919-09-20
VESTE BUNA PENTRU CARE
NU PLEACA ACASA.

oe~oS"ses
Suntem in legatura Gu compa-
mile cele mai mari de struguri,
unde vindem strugurei de Call
fornia abb sau negrii, Gu tonul
sau Gu vagonul. Preturile noas-
tre sunt mai ieftine ca ori 81 un-
de. Rominii din Canton 81 Salem,
Ohio pot veni in persoana. Nu
uitati ca daca aveti putin must
pc iarna, atunci sa scapati de
influenza spaniola. Avem 500 va
goane de struguri pc drum care
vim. = Scrieti dupa informatiuni
mai detailate la:
JULIUS D. INNOCENCE,
Pennsylvania Bar.
Sau la:
VICENTIU G.. ZAGAN,
Post Box SO, Alliance, Ohio.
(3-5-6 Oct.)
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1919-09-20
(Urmare }

,e'lnd vine sta cite doua 81 trei
eeasuri 81 ma roaga Sal poves-
ltesc din viata mea. Lam spus de
iGiteva orr tot ce aveam de spus 81
tot nu is a urit. Ma roaga sd lie
mai spun 81 asa ma asculta Gil
Ii1ni soarbe cuvintele din gura.
.G1nd pleaca, imi netezeste frun-
Tea 81 ma saruta de mai multo
ibri. Sa-mi Fl fost mama 81 nu Sc
ilipea mai bine de sufletul meu. !
q. Vasile 0 asculta, muscind tot
mai rar din marul pc care il re-
,sllcca in nina. C7nd tacu Voica. 0
priv 81 vazu imbujorata la IA
~ frumoasa ca 0 z1na din poves-
lille pc earl lie cetise dintr'o carte
koioasa a ibnnicnlui. M indrazn;
NO priveasca mult in fata. Sim
tea Cd Use suie singele la cap 81
isscep sal vijiie urechile.
3 Noica vazu tulbnrarea lui Va
le I; II Nsise zimbind':
.;e ali Vasile! Pare mi Il
mti biHc. VAd ed mai chef d.
axiit ss
ilie s. rsappnse vasils
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1919-09-20

silinta, dar eu mi-am dat-o. Am
cetit mutt, 81 acasa mi-am dat 81
linta sc vorbesc Gu parintii 81 Gu
fratii mel asa cum vorbesc acum /;
81 de cind STUNT in armata am in
vatat inca multe. Trebuca Sc in
vat. Stunt taranca Vasile. Taranca
Gle la coarnele plugului," 81 Voica
povesti lui Vasile viata Ell intrea-
ga 81 tot ce am povestit moi ca a
facut, pima in momentul cind 8 a
intalnit Gu ell 81 a urmat-o, cum
urmeaza TN cline credincios pc
stapinul lui.
Vasile privea mirata, lnsufic-
tit de faptele indraznete pc carl
sevarsise aceasta fata, pc care Q
iubea Gu tot avintul tineretei, 81
cind Voica ispravi povestea, ochil
lui erau scaldati in lacrimi
DE ce plingir4 intreba Voica
privind GU compatimire in ochi'
lui frnmosi 81 blinzi
de cele auzite 81 de nadejdea
mea spulberata, Gredeam ca n a.
iubit pima acum pc nimeni, dAl
vad ca al iubit "a 81 mine"
4 -
,,Tu pc cine-ai iubitg"
,,Ti-am spus. Pc d-ta. Din toats
inima, din tot sufletnl, dar &c g
los, caci zisesi adineaori ca inbi
rea d-tale E moafta 81 nu crezi q
mai poti iubi:. s ,ss.,s.s ~
,,Da, am zis. An xis YaSile, pa
lnu nita ca aIa M aesea A. /
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1919-09-20

care pima nc vazuse pc ea M
iubise pc nimeni, Sc verse soe-
ranta cit de mica macar, Cd s'ar
putea ca inima eli Sc fie cuccrita
de ell.
S'a gindit de mai multe ori ASH
pra acestei idei 81 in cele din uc-
ma, cind era aproape sd stinga lu-
nina Gle pc mesuta eli, Sc hotari
ca doua ri sal faca Sc inteleaga
ca ininile lor ar putca Sc bata la
fel 81 sa Sc uneasca pentru totdea-
una, dar cind lua aceasta hotdri-
re, chipul iubitului eli Sandu apa.
ru inaintea ci, 81 Sc intuneca la
fata.
Tinarul acela 0 iubise Gu acclasi
avlnt 81 GU aceiasi caldura ca 81
Vasile. Ii fagaduise inilna, fiinta
ei intreaga, 81 daca MI isbucnea
razbolul, era sd Fl fost de multi 4
lui. Git iubit-o! LA cite ncajun-
! surf nu Sc expunea ca sal fasa
pc vote, sd vina din tabara Sc
yaxa &c face, 81 sal dea sfatlri
cum sd piece impreuna Gu parintii
Ell daca dusmanul va patrunde in
| tara
fYa urrna.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1919-09-20

DE VINZARE,
trei case pc un lot pc Whitman
Ave. Alta casa pc West 44-th pen
tru doua familii. Fret rezonahil.
Veniti la:
1850 Gladys Ave-, Lakewood sau
Tel. Mario 2148-W., Cleveland, o.
(2O-22(
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1919-09-20
G x u T A M

Inspector pentru lemnarie 81 tale
tori de colturi a lucra in curte Gu
experienta, 81 lebari. Plata buna
81 lucru incontinu.
THEODORE KUNTZ COMPANY
Giel Avenue 81 Lakewood, Gle
veland, Ohio.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1919-09-20

Bucerie 81 Grocerie. Tot felul
de alimente. Pozitie buna in cen
trul Romipilor. Pretul ieftin.
Adresati-va Ia:
1914, West 58-th Street, Cleve-
land, Ohio.
(2O-25)
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1919-09-20
DE VfNZARE.

O Brutaric 81 Groceric (baca-
nie) imprenna GU proprietatea.
Doritorii a Sc adresa la:
Adm. ziarului ,,AMERICA".
(1S-20 & 22-24)
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1919-09-20
SlNGURA FARMACIE R0.
NINA ,,KEPES" DIN
PATRIA VECHE.
2O17 w, Is Str, Cleveland, O.

VISA Wis de United Bank
MOI tinem tot felul de medictni de
aici si din patria veche 81 lie vindem
~ cea mai mare punctualitate.
In farmacia noastra lucra farma-
:isti diplomat, care vorbesc romineste
~ In alte limbi din patria Sveche.
Avern cele mai bune medicini 81
medici pentru bOale secrete. femeiests
ri bArbatest, precum 81 pentru alte
hoale 81 garantAm pentru leacurile ce
dam orr trimitem Gu posta. Scrie ro-
miueste 81 moi va servim tot rom;ne-
.te Medicf specialist care intotdeauna
stau la dispozitie. t2f55)
Avem meaicini pentru dollar pen
tru asudarea picioarelor care mlroasa
~ vindecA In 8 zile Gu Rarantie.
Criieste De nnmArul :OI7 West rs str
Norwich bulletin., 1919-03-22
SUNDAY SUBJECTS

A l. the Federated churco Rev. W 'f"1l of Poston. will preach at mornine. nd evening services.
 Al the Chri-+;a1 ee;erce se-vioe i-, '-c Thaver brildiro Sri,lltv morning fhc subject will be Ma+te~.
 At the First con7raq,.ioraf church.. 9rnday morning. Pev. T. s Knlsli a student at Tale Theological seminar. T'ill preach.
 At the TeftviIle con-rcoatio-al 'hurch. morning LentAn sermon Thc Church: P-zVina. Evening Alaska. Illustrated ny the stercopticon.
 At the Church of the Gcc1 Shepherd Drive-sslist. Fey. Joseph r Cobb will rre9ch upon the subject, The Uplift o' Humanity. Sunday school at noon.
 At the Spiritual Academy, Park street, Mrs. ouise D Francis. of Bos- ton insrira tional speaker and teet medium, will speak anu give psychic messages at and 7S0 T h.
 At A. M. E. Zion chur,h, preaching .ot II Q. m. Sunday school at noon, T'jrle class : p. m. Preaching 745, theme, God Protecting Care For the Good. Rev ". D. Francis, pastor.
 There will be a meeting of the Bible Students in the ". C. =. |. hall, Shetucket street. Sunday. at O. clock. J. G. Thomson of Hartford, will speak. Seats free 70 collection
 At Mt. Calvary Baptist church, Rev. J. W. Blake, of New i.onGon. will rreach at morning and evening ser vit es. Missionary service *- $ o'clock in charge of Miss Maude Cpps and Mrs, Agnes Lacy.
 At the First Baptist church, Georue Henry Strouse. minister. Morning theme, A Truth That Enc -eizes. Sun cay school q 12 o'clocH. E. Y. P. U. at 6.30 Evening there. Ire Parlia- ment of Nations, in the Light of Gods Word.
 At Trinity Episcopal church there Will be holy communion at 9.30 a. n2 Morning service with sermon ard con- firmation by Rt Rev. C. D Brewster. D. D.. Bishcs of Connecticut at 1o.30 a. m United service at Christ church !D evening
 At .'se GreeneviiIe congr egational church Sunday morning there will be pastor at 10.30. The Sunday school will hold its usual sessiol. at F O. clock. The pastors subject will be, Work as Means of Craze and Sal vation.
 At Grace Memorial Baptist church, rTeaching morning and evening by Rev. F.. L. Thomas, of Hartford. Morning subject. The Handwriting on the Wall. Evening. A He'll Bound Train or Fifteen Stations Between Here and He'll Evening service will begin at o'clock.
 At the Central Baptist church, Rev. Arthur r. Ptirkiss, pastor. Morning sermon subject. Gods Wsr and It's Inspirations. Service in Italian at u 45, Rev. J. W. Carleviln. Sunday school and City Bible Class for Men at noon. E. Y. P U. raeetinG 630 D. m.. Evening servicel auI.?ect, Intel. leetural Diff:oulty With Faith. Christ church, Rev. R E. Graham'
Norwich bulletin., 1919-03-22
EVENTS OF FIFTY YEARS AGO

One woman in writing ore the sub iect of veiocipedcs in Norwich 50 years ago Is mortified at the break neck pace which they travel and declares that she is Jving in fass age. What would she think of today The first rians for tho Dime bank were pro- rosed.-
 Extracts of The Bulletins files of '6e- follow:
 March IS, 1sse-Two young men procured a team of A. R Bingham riaces, visited the ely reservoir. While crossing the dam rhe horse be- came frightened at the reflection of the suns rays upon the tin roof of the ,9eIl house and backed into the reser- toir and was drowned. One of the young men Jumped out of the carriage 2s soon as the horse commenced back ine but the other had a r;lrrcw escape from drowning He was helped out by ssrne parties who were close by. The team went 10 the bottom was after ward hauled out. The on:mal was 1a.ued at t260 and the darage to the carriage /.ll be about s5c-<, nice lit tlet bill for I sundays riCe.
 At the annual meeting of the Nor wien Typogra phical union No. 100
 
 was chosen president; Thordas Samp. son, vice e-president; William H Eagles, corresponding secretary: Will fh.n H. Hovey recording and fnancia sncgetayy; William Logce treasurer George Coggeshall Jr, sergeant-at- s.nrs for the ensuing year.
 March l6, 1s69-Some of our mos Influential men conceived the idea o starting dilre savings ranK in this city. They nave been successful. iT crher cities and hope project will b' carried out lere. lt wit benefit the .oorer class of our population by en- coiraging them to lay LID their small savings.
 h> adjourned meeting ot the voters oP the West Town street school dis t~iet took place in the school house a Bean Hi, last evening to hear the re pGrts of a committee at previou! r;esting to rrocure plans for a new school housr No one was surprised to sec the building packed to it's Ut incft capacity There va" hardly rom for the officers of the meeting t' st down and the little stove on thu s:de two or three times narrowly es caped an ursetting. There was, t. draw very mildly an intense interes -nznifested in the result of the delib cations. .-
 . motion ot c. McNetl was submit ie9 indorsing the action of .he build ing committee as far as they had gon, and empowering them tU proceed 'shis caused a flutter and q motioI 'tas at once made 10 adjourn. C. W Geuison at last got the floor and spollt at considerable length advOcAting thu project endorsing the committee anC making statements of q personal na tle which created no little excite r,ent. He was frequently interrupted but. managed to hold his own annie
Norwich bulletin., 1919-03-22
JUDGE REED HEARS MOTION LIST MATTERS

A number of matters were disposed IL the short calendar session of the superior court held in New London on Friday morning. with JIdge Joel H. Reed, presiding.
 Motions for disclosure of defense or Judgment Tn fourteen caoes against the NGroton Iron Works were con- tlnued. The plaintiffs n the cases are the National Fire T. ccf1ing Co.,, C2mzrai Steel Co. Foran. ct al, Niles Bement- Pond Co, Schwaner Bros. Cc- Fairbanks Go. (tVo cases). Gil bert Barker Manufacturing Co, Post Lester Co, Harry NJ. Eope Engineer Ing Co, Merrill Brothers Mills. et al.
Norwich bulletin., 1919-03-22
nd Woodstock Lumber Co.

and Woodstoclz Lumber Co.
 Motions Of disclosure Of defense or Jucgment il the cases of ' hilton vs. New London Wood Working Co., ct a., judgment as per sttpu!ation in Kendall Vs. Lumsden; foreclosure of mortgage; in Becker Es Bernstein, were continued.
 \ motion tc set aside inc verdict ln the case 0f Cable agains+ McGugan. CT al.. in which the plaintiff was awarded $1.04Q by jury recently was argued by Attorneys George c. Nor gan for the defendant and Attorney Tracy Waller for the nlaintiff. Judge Reed reserved decision.
 Judgment ol foreclosure of mort sage for $2tJ.42 was Gran;eG in the case of Wacht ys. Coheu. ct al The
Norwich bulletin., 1919-03-22
property is located in I.esa7on.

property is located in Ieoa2on.
 A substitute complaint was or dered filed in the case of the hmpert Sales Co.,, In':. vs. Vellis. ct al.
 Ten days in which to file answer was granted in the case If Bullock vs. Bullock.
 Answers or other rleadings were ordered filed in two we eF, in the cases of Zaharsky, Abrarts, and Seli- lEoTitch against the New York. New Haven and Hartford Faillnad Co,
Norwich bulletin., 1919-03-22

Iu1er of~thes Mariners rss7y,ftvings bank of New Lontor,; Who , SWsfta appointed
 temporary ''receiivtFsE Fdif' the Groton Ton Works oy Judge Fed in the su- rerior court Tiftirs dtf,ssssE11t trnoon, filed bonds of $100. .0gBs'esch' ii the superior eourt Friday. .afte.Iseoa7.z4 The bonds were furnished through T Baltimore
 casualty com paay -a44+l- 4=era accepted ty Judge. Reed-- r-~-
 The bosfass yssta 'ftail &',eugh Judge 1 Charles E. Waller and Attorney Charles A taAbfE iatfotAeYs for the i Ieceivers.ai.s fef 5s44 %s%s
 i MiddietoWr.-At the March meeting 1 ef- 4iiddletqYn lodge 2Elks, John r. 1 O'Connell was elected the eighteenth l cXa!ter ruler of Fire, pGxa
Norwich bulletin., 1919-03-22
1astor. Holy communion s.20

pastor. Holy communion 9,90 a. m. Service and sermon 10.S0 a. m. Sun day school 12. Confirmation 7.30 p. m. All services at Christ church.
 Rev. c. E. Jenney, recently returned from France, will preach at the United Congregational church at the morning service.
 At St. Andrews Episco2a: church, Rev. William H. Smith rector. Holy communion t.30 a. m. Morning pray CT 10.30 a. n. Sunday school at noon. Confirmation service at 3.30. by Bishop Brewster
Norwich bulletin., 1919-03-22
arffnrd

Hartford.--A woman's auxiliary to the Bnai Israel congregat tion was or ganized at d meeting n Talmud Torah hall Tuesday night
Norwich bulletin., 1919-03-22
GROTON IRON WORKS
 RECEIVERS FILE BONDS

F. c. Cutler. vice president and general manager Of the CIoton Iron Works and r. LeRoy HarYood. treas
The Coconino sun., 1919-06-06
AUTOMOBILE OWNERS
 TOLD ABOUT NEW LAW

The corporation commission June 3 issued circular to all operators of motor vehicles, explaining the method of operation under the new law and enclosing blanks upon which to make application for certificate of conven- fence and necessity.
 The circular states that in lieu of permanent regulations under the new law, the industry will be governed by the temporary rules promulgated in the circular.
 The law provides that no motor ve- hicle shall be operated for public pur- poses after June 12 without a cerifi- cate of convenience and necessity, which is manifestly impossible, as the law does not take effect until that date and the commission can not is- sue the certificate before then.
 To meet this situation all operators of motor vehicles for the transporta- tion of persons or property are re- quired to file their applications for certificates, together with schedule.
 Those who are now in the business will then be allowed to continue, pend- ing the hearing and granting of their provided prior laws re- garding the qualifications of chauf- feurs, indemnity bonds, and details have been complied with.
The Coconino sun., 1919-06-06

When Col. Tillinghast Huston, of the Yankees, and the 16th Engineers, rose to respond to few toasts the other day the sentiment expressed in the toasts having been that he is un- doubtedly jolly good fellow, he said that the occasion reminded him of an old story:
 "There was a darky down in New Orleans" said he, "who had fifty cents and an absolute, oil-in-the-can tip on a horse that was running on the old Montreal track. He mourned to an- other darky that there wasn't pool room in New Orleans receiving the results from Montreal.
 'Whyn't you go to Canada an bet yo' money?'
 "'How I git to Montreal 2
 "Jest row up de ribber,' the adviser replied.
 "So the man with the half dollar and the tip stole a boat and rowed all night. Just as it was getting gray in the morning he tugged past dock in the outskirts of New Orleans. An other darky, stretching himself on the pier in the first rays of the sun, rec ognized the oarsman.
 "'Hello, Gabe,' he called. The oars man stopped rowing and began to scratch his head.
 "'My, my!' he said to himself. 'Ah wonder who know me away up here in Canada 9"
The Coconino sun., 1919-06-06
AUT0M0b BILE NEWS

gasoline vulcanizer has measure of some sort so the required amount of fuel is poured in.
 Where casing cuts are very large say four inches and over---or where breaks occur in tread and fabric q shop vulcanizer must be used to get an effective repair. Of course, bad breaks and side-wall repairs can not effectively be repaired with the ordi- nary equipment, but should be done by good repair shop.
 If the owner will remember that the tread should be kept free even from small cuts, the tread will last much longer, and the fabric underneath will, even after the tread has been worn down from normal use, be fit for re- treading. Where the old tread has permitted water to seep through the fabric is routed and then a retread is not worth while. The fabric is the actual tire, so do everything possible to protect it.
 Tubes are easily handled by the average owner, except where large tears have been made, as, for exam pie, those received in blowout. The owner should be familiar with repairs, so that there never will be any ser;- ous delay on the road. A tube repair may be effected by means of cement less patches, cement patches, or by vulcanizing. There are many forms of special patcher which do not require vulcanizing, but after you have used a gasoline vulcanizer it will be found to require not much more time and be much more effective.
The Coconino sun., 1919-06-06
MOTOR CAR OWNER SHOULD KNOW HOW
 TO REPAIR CASINOS

The average automobile owner, while he enjoys doing certain work around the car, spends far too much money in havings his castings and his tubes repaired, when as a matter of fact he can do this work himself with fair degree of success. Every own CT should know how to patch and vulcanize castings and tubes and actu- ally do the work often enough, if for no other reason than to be prepared for an emergency when on the road. There is, though, the element of cost saving to be considered, which to some automobile owners is great item, per- haps the greatest in some cases, as for example, with highly paid professional men the element of time may have to be considered. It would not pay a doctor, for example, to spend an even- ing repairing tires unless it be for the experience.
 The following advice will be help full not only to those who wish to re- pair castings and tubes but also those who wish to keep the tires in the best possible shape all the year round.
 The tire tread or rubber covering which is visible is merely a means of protecting the fabric underneath from the entrance of water and dirt. When the casing is new the tread effectu- ally prevents water and dirt from at tacking the fabric; but small cuts ac- quired during use, if not immediately plugged, help to defeat the purpose of the tread. When a small cut ap- pears it should be cleaned with gaso- line, given three coats of cement, and after that has become tacky, tire filler should be forced into the cut. The reason for attending to the smaller cuts even though they do not permit immedite attack of the fabric is be- cause the cuts open up and become larger as the tire is used. Filler is good substance to use.
 When the cut is deep and over one inch long it should be vulcanized. Any owner can handle vulcanizer. The chipped rubber, cement and all repair material may be purchased from any supply store as unit outfit. The cut is prepared by giving it thorough cleaning with gasoline and rubbing with sandpaper. Cement is applied and allowed to dry, then second and third coat are applied. The vulcaniz- ing rubber than is forced into the cut and the vulcanizer is put in position. Usually a piece of newspaper is first placed over the part to be vulcanized The average gasoline vulcanizer is the best for the owner. This is merely a container for a given amount of gaso- line which imparts heat to the DOT tion of the tire to be patched. When a measured amount of gasoline is con stunned the patch is complete. Every
The Coconino sun., 1919-06-06

In a recent trial in the Shawnee county court, according to the Topeks Pink Rag, it was necessary for the jury to know the whereabouts of all of the members of a negro family al a certain time. So the witness was asked:
 "Where was Nary"
 "In de back yahd."
 "Where was Jane?"
 "Upstairs in de front room"
 Where was Ann?"
 "She was an de front pohch."
 "And where was Elizabeth ?"
 "She was in de pantry takin' a bath"
The Coconino sun., 1919-06-06
A BAD GUESS

British Visitor in France (using pid- gin English to supposed laborer): "John Chinaman likee muchee dlessee alice samee English soldier?"
 Chinaman: "Well, sir, don't con- cern myself much about the uniform. Actually, Pm a journalist and only came here for the experience.
The Coconino sun., 1919-06-06

Fair Hostess Entertaining wounded soldier): And so one Jack Johnson buried you, and the next dug you up again and landed you on top of a barn. Now, tell me, what were your feelings?"
 Tommy: "If you will believe me, ma'am, I was never more surprised in all my life"
The Coconino sun., 1919-06-06

Magistrate: Madam, your husband charges you with assault"
 Madam: "Yes, your worship, l asked him if he would ever cease to love me, and he was so slow at answering that 1 hit him in the eye with mop. I'm only a woman, your worship (tears) and woman's life without love is a mere blight"
The Coconino sun., 1919-06-06
A NO-MAN's LAND

"What are your impressions of No Mans Land?"
 q didn't get into the war;" answer. ed the morose citizen. My only vivid idea of no mans land is home while spring housekeeping is going on.'
The Coconino sun., 1919-06-06

"Now, Johnnie," said the teacher, Suppose you wanted to build a $1 900 house and had only $700; what would you do?"
 q suppose I would have to marry a girl worth $300," answered the young financier.
The Coconino sun., 1919-06-06
NOTHING TO SAY

By and large there is nothing on earth as pitiful as preacher at a ball game with two out, bases full, two strikes and--a strike out!
The Coconino sun., 1919-06-06

''My ceTns Peel clsas Of. Wieh 'Csts-If"i of ,, tn. worla: magis end only E.n S.n. and then only, win you De sure that gioriousiy easy with your 1ngers Take no chances of continued pain and soreness-why use greasy. irri. tating salves. piasters that shift and press into the quick" razors end also grow faster? Use painless. easy, always sure "Gets-It There's only one like It in the world-thate "0ets-It." Millions have tried and o. ,K.'d it for. years. It never falls
 "Gets-It." the guaranteed. money" way, costs but trifle at any drua store. Mf'd by E. Lawrence q O.. Chicago. III.