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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13
RETAINING WOUNDED
MEN

IN UT of 7S7 cases of dis.
w abled soldiers approved
for retraining by the fed
eral board for vocational ed
ucation, agriculture in its vari-
Gus branches is not first in nu-
j merical order, as is generally
supposed. One hundred sixty
five cases have been awarded
courses in commercial colleges,
fitting them for office work
and business careers generally.
Agriculture does come next
with 1877 cases which are divid-
ed up into the following: agro-
nomy, one; animal husbandry,
ten; dairying, three; farming,
one hundred fourteen; poultry
raising, six; truck gardening,
three.
The majority of those who
took the agricultural course
are not, as popularity sup
posed, men who have sudden
ly become converted to the
beauty of agriculture by reason
of exercise in trench digging in
France, but are farm boys who
have realized the benefit of a
more scientific knowledge, |
and who are desirous of return
ing to their old home places
and apply the principles of sci
ence agriculture and manage
ment.
In addition to the agricultur-
al courses, four are taking hor-
ticulture, three landscape gard
ening, and one bee culture. In
the main, this education is
given in the land grant col
leges of various states. The
student is allowed S65 a month
fund while undergoing
and allowance for his
are made during
that time. The federal board
now has under consideration a
broadening of whole field of
agricultural education avail |
able for the disabled men.
~~>~~~e~~~~~
The agricultural bill which :
was killed by the senate fill
,uster carried a provision that
would have repealed the day Z
light saving law. AS the mat /
er now stands the daylight saw
ng regulation remains the
same as it was last year. The
.locks are to be turned ahead +,
)ne hour at 2 a. m. March 30, t
md the normal time resumed
1t the end of September.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13

ticisms have been shown to be
groundless. They have been
good as surface objections but
the people are not going to deal
with the league issue in a
superficial way. The league
answers a fundamental need of
the world and people are going
to see that it gets a fair hear
ing.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13
Finally Satisfied.

4 Vacationist relates having over
heard this bit OF busolic dickerins:
Hiram, when are YOU goin' to pay
me then IS for pasturin' your heifer? ?
I'VE had her now fer about 10 weeks"
why. Sam. the critter amt worth
moren's $40"
''NeII. s'posin' keep her fer what
you owe me?''
Not by jugful Tell you what
III do, thOugh--keeD her two weeks
more an you kin have her."-BOs-
ton Transcript.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13

returns. showing all Items OF income
and deductions. should also accom-
pany the first payment If this is pos
sible. Taxpayers who require more
time for the completion OF the returns
should make payments on the esti-
mated tax due and then attach ten-
tative eturn, requesting AN extension
of time for completing the permanent
Ieturn.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13

AMSTERDAM. March 13.-Dis-
patches received here said the spar
tacans were caught between two fires
evacuating their positions in LichteH-
berg. The burgomaster is said to
have unsuccessfullv appealed to War
Minister Noslle to withdraw his troops
and replace them with a peoples
guard" including spartacans.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13
-FOUR RUSSIAN GRAND
DUKES ARE EXECUTED

CoPENHAGEN, March 12.---Four
more Russian grand dukes have been
executed at Petrograd by bolshevilti
during the last fortnight on the charge
of being involved in a monarchfst p.oi
according to advices to the Berllngske
Tiedendc.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13
Gard of Thanks.

We wish to express our sincere ap-
probation to the many kind friends
for their sympathy and kindness
shown during our bereavement in the
loss of anr heloyed son; also for the
many beautiful floral tributes.
MIR. AND MRS. f. w. MYERS.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13

Study the ads. Answer those
that look ''likely." Study the
problem of where you'd LIKE
TO LIVE-and decide ON a house
that's a little better. that your
CAUTION tells you that you can
AFFORD.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13

United Press dispatches from Ber-
lin dated Tuesday reported that gov
ernment troops had captured great
er part of the Lichtenberg suburb but
the spartacans had fled to the south
eastern part of Berlin proper where
they had gained recruits and had
taken up strong positions
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13

O'Brien: Oi can say wan thing
ofm "A self-made man.
Casey: Is it boasfIn' ye are. or
tpOiogizin'? - Philadelphia Evening
Ledger.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13

Pyette: SO she's going to marry
Jack. Poor thing! He's awfulIy flat.
Grayee: Wei, he has a steam yacht
an auto. a string OF saddle horses. his
own golf links
YYette: sea flat with all the
modern improvements Record
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13

HELENA. Mont. March 1s.-Jim-
town. once a thriving frontier town.
with hopes OF riyaling any OF the 9TH
eF "campz' OF the gold rush days OF
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13

roadbuilding program of a magnitude
never equaled.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY
WANT ADS.
NEW TODAY

WANTED-Experienc woman or
girl to cook on ranch Address Box
46, Pendletop, ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1919-03-13

FURNISHED steam heated room with
private bath, close in. Apply this
office.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13
THE SAME IN ST. LOUIS
st. Louis Residents Speak Out for the
Welfare Of the Public.

II is just the same in st. Louis as
here in Alma; our friends there speak
out in the same glad. earnest way
as 80 many grateful Alma men and
women have spoken in these columns
for years past.
Mrs. E. II. Lower, Ala W. Center
St, st. Louis, Mich, says: II suf-
fered from a constant backache and
had pains across my loins and
through my sides. | had dizzy spells
and often felt faint. There were
puffy sscs under my eyes and l felt
depressed and weak, too. got Doan's
Kidney Pills and they removed the
trouble"
MORE THAN SIX YEARS LAT
ER, Mrs. Lower said: "Since last rec
ommending Dosn's Kidney Pills,
have used them for kidney trouble
and they have always relieved me-"
Price Coo, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-ge'
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Lower had. Foster-Miburr
Co, Mfgrs., Buffalo. N. Y.-adv.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13
SERYIYE Is REV ARDED

The honorable Joseph W. Fordney
of Saginaw, now beginning has
eleventh term in the lower house OF
congress, has come into his own as
chairman Of the powerful ways and
means committee of that body. and
as such has jumped into one Of the
most important positions in Wash
ingtOn.
Far sightedness. judgment of the
highest order and thorough know
ledge of conditions are needed by the
head of this committee, and these
Mr. Fordney has. and at the head of
this committee has the opportunity
opened TO him to become one of the
most important figures in our coun-
try.
To a great extent the financial, and
industrial welfare of the country de
ponds upon the work by this commit
tee. in thrashing out the intricate
problems connected with the legis-
lation, which it presents to congress-
with its recommendations for pass
age. II is the revenue originating
oRAANt VI Jul llAhlbtlal l4lt. anu a.
such the chairman Of this committee
assumes prominence that is any
thing but small His influence is
such that it possibly overshadows
that of even the speaker Of the house.
The new tariff bill, which will or
iginate in this committee will come
forth to the country under the name
Of the Fordney tariff, and as Mr.
Fordney is a firm believer in a high
protective tariff and believes that
present day revenues should aid in
paying the war costs, it will without
question present schedule of duties
considerable higher than at present.
This is the first time in years that
Michigan has had man in Washing
ton who has held down such an i'm
portant place in our national life.
and those of his own congressional
district, who know him best. believe
that he will fill the position in such
a way as to reflect credit, not only
upon the people of his district. who
time and time again have sent him
to congress, but upon the entire state
and nation.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13
DOERR WRITES
Continued from page one)

Continued from page one)
in the 4th century A. ID. 1t contains
the architecture of the Spanish, Brit
ish and French as well, and when one
passes through the dungeons the
guide told stories of absorbing in
terest. Yet today saw the grandest
spectacle of all.
This morning at s a. m. all Y. S.
ships in the harbor raised their flags
and pennants in unison. Each ship
was full dressed for President Wilson
was coming. About eleven o'clock
a French boat came alongside the y.
S S. George Washington and we all
strained our eyes in an attempt TO
see his flag at the small boats bow.
We were not sure until large flag
arose proudly to the George Wash
ingtOn's foremost. Then we new.
The national salute was fired, a
French cruiser steamed out TO see
that the coast was clear, and about
1880 p. m. the U. S. S. George Wash
ington left for home, accompanied by
the U. S. S. New Mexico and four
destroyers We had seen the presi-
dent leave New York for France and
today We saw the worlds creates,
diplomat leave for the worlds great.
est country.
And so / could write on. but my
time and doubtless your patience for
bid. So | close with,
Sincere regards,
Lester c. Doerr
Ensign, u. S. n. +. F.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13

to p. m.-The financial canvass
Of the year will be made at this time
Members of the congregation are
vassers what they can do
p. m.-Christian Endeavor.
Topic: Envy and Covetousness
Luke l2:13-21
p. m.- Evening worship The
final lantern lecture of the recent
we'll attended series will bee given
The theme will be Social Aspects OF
Foreign Missions" The first reports
on the canvass Of the afternoon will
be made
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13
TINKHAM WRITES
Ralph Tinkham Writes Interesting
Letter To His Mother from France.


Private Ralph Tinkham has writ
ZEN letter 60 his mother from
France in which he tells something
of the meals which are being served
To the men OF the transport service,
and also something about the work
that is being done in France by this
branch of the service. The letter fol-
lows:
Camp Marcy, France, Feb 6, 1919.
Dear Mother:
Received your letter OF January IL
yesterday and will answer it now.
don't suppose will be home by
spring, in fact will be lucky to get
home by the spring Of 1920. They
are only demoblizing AT the rate of
! l00,0 900 a month and it will take them
20 months at that rate and we are
pretty sure the Transportation Corps
will be the last to leave.
had high hopes of getting home
but have lost them all. IL wouldn't
be so bad if we got halfway decent
food but we have the worst cooks
you can imagine. They can't cook
anything fit to eat. The "Y" has a
place where one can buy coffee and
sandwiches but my money won't
hold out You asked me why | didn't
try and save some money so !
would have something to start on
when got home. Good Lord
am sacrificing everything in the
world TO keep up my allotment
won't be able to go on seven day
leave to Paris on any place else of
interest
never have any money to buy any
souvenirs and most of the time
haven't money to buy anything TO
eat. | don't go to the mess hall for
or meals at stretch ! haven't
eaten a breakfast In | don't know
when. We have had onions and
burned bacon for breakfast for the
last week Ny allotment runs out
in four months. You can bet your
life | won't be foolish enough to
make another You will probably
get a card from me about where |
am located and the state OF my
health My health is all right But
it would be the same if it wasn't.
They insist on your putting good
health on your card even il you
weren't in good health
If we were TO do only Z. 5. A.
transporting our work would be very
light but we do mostly French trans
porting. SO the work has been
heavier than when the fighting was
going on. The French people get
mustered out of their army and start
up a wine joint and sit out robbing
the American soldiers instead of do
ing their own work. They have two
prices. one for the American soldiers
and one for the French We have TO
pay about double for the same
things. Most of us have learned TO
dislike the French as bad as the Ger
mans. since coming over here, es-
pecially in the work we do AT first
they hindered us so we couldn't do
any work and now we are doing our
own work and theirs too.
This is the first time | have ever
kicked about anything but we are
getting mighty sick of everything
over here and the small prospects of
getting home that we have is enough
TO make any one sore.
Will close for now,
LONG" Ralph
Pvt. Ralph n. Tinkham. Co. B. 80
r. T. c., A p. o. 7T2, A. f. F.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13
First Church of Christ, Scientis

I. O. O. F. Temple
Sunday school-S:30 n. m.
Sunday 1920. Subject: Sub
stance"
Wednesday 7:30-Testimony meet
ing.
Reading room over Wright's fur
niture store, open daily except Sun
day, from 2:30 70 p. m.
The public is cordially invited to
the services and the reading room.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13
oJuCK CITRF FOR GROUP

Watch for the first symptom,
hoarseness, and give Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy at once. II 10 prompt
and eRectuai.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13
Church Of Christ
Pine Ct

Church OF Christ
Pine St.
J. S. Raum, Minister.
10 a. m.-Bible school.
IL a. m.-Sermon.
6 p. m.-Christian Endeavor.
700 p. m.-Evening services.
As the pastor Of the church is in
Harvey, H., conducting revival serv-
ices, Rev. /. W. Kimberling will fill
the pulpit both morning and evening.
Rev. Kimberling is very eloquent
speaker and a great treat is in store
for all who hear him.
As we are in contest with Harvey
for the next three Sundays we are
very anxious to have a large attend
ance at the Bible school. A special
program has been prepared. Come
and bring your friends with you.
Presbyterian Church.
Cor. Of Prospect and West Superior
Rev. w. l. Gelston, Minister, 52s
N State street; phone 5l4.
1000 a. m.-Sunday school.
Lesson: "The Cities of Refuge. y
Joshua 20. The Young Peoples class
report their first rehearsal Of the play
to be given as means Of raising
money for the piano fund.
m.-Morning worship.
cover the TOP for Lasting Peace,
will he the theme. More than usuaI
Importance is given to this service
and every member Of the church and
congregation are asked to make ar
extra effort TO attend.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13
RED CROSS NOTES

Mrs Ralph King, chairman for
Belgian relief, wishes to announce
that the Edison Moore building, on
State street, has been engaged as
her headquarters, and will be open
TO receive contributions of clothing,
on the 10Th, goth. 2lst, and Saturday,
the 22nd Of March.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13

St. Johns Church
Morning Prayer, 1000 a m.
Subject: Prayer"
Sunday school, 1890 a. m.
Bible class, 1890 a. m.
Vesper Service, 500 p. m.
Holy Communion. Wednesday $50
a. m.
Litany and Bible Thursday, 1880 p.
m.
Choir on Wednesday and Saturday
700 p. m.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13

Bill Hart in Border Wireless
Idlehour Sunday.-adv.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13

Please bear in mind the necessity
If giving your subscription of s1.0O
for the Red Cross magazine, as soon
as possible TO Mrs. J. N. Day.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1919-03-13
THE CHURCHES


nAp<Ast ChurcA
j. " Priest, Pastor. residents 8oS
Grakist avenue.
Msrning service, 1000.
The Victory Campaign. Rev. f. 2.
Branch, state director. will speak.
Sunday School. Ills.
Junior Union, 800 O'Clock.
B. Y. p. U. meetings p. m.
Topic: Envy and Covetousness."
Leader: Miss Winnie Boyd.
Evening service-7 o'clock.
Sermon: The Two Foundations"
Thursday night prayer meeting at
2:@.
All are cordially invited to these
services.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1919-09-09
MOSCOW WILL GET
1920 CONFERENCE
INVITATION OF UNIVERSITY AC-
CEPTED UNANIMOUSLY BY
METHODIST FOLKS

| POKANE.-Moscow gets the 1920
| Columbia River Conference of the
Methodist church. The invitation of
Moscow, extended to the conference
by the Rev. H. O. Perry, pastor of the
First Methodist church at Moscow,
and seconded by large delegation
from the university town, was unan-
imously accepted and the conference
will meet in Moscow in September,
1920.
Moscow also gets an assistant
pastor. Rev. Paul F. Green, who
was ordained an elder at the confer
ence which closed here Monday, has
! been assigned to assist the Rev. H.
O. Perry as pastor at Moscow. His
work will be largely in the rural dis
tricts surrounding Moscow, the idea
being to make Moscow the center for
large area of work for Methodism.
The Moscow church, which is rated
as one of the strongest in the confer
ence, is to be thus strengthened and
its field of work extended.
There were few changes in the Mos
COW district when the appointments
for the coming year were read. Bishop
Hughes announced the appointments
for the various districts of the confer
ence Monday. Those for the Moscow
district follow:
Charles MacCaughey, District Super
intendent.
Albion, R. Thompson; Anatone, w.
M. Daniel; Asotin, j. G. Carrick;
Charleston, G. A. Hodshire; Colfax, A.
A. Callander; Cottonwood, M. w. Sill
gar; Elberton, j. K. Craig; Endicott,
w. M Martin; Frazier, Dean Poin-
dexter; Pennington, D. L. Clarke;
Garfield, w. w. Nash; Grangeville, H.
S. Randall; Kendrick, M. L. Anderson;
La Crosse, James Opie; Lewiston, Fl.
T. Greene; Moscow, H. 0. Perry; as
sistant, Paul F. Green; Nez Perce,
Mark Pike; Oakesdale, F. L. Moore;
Orofino, to be supplied; Kamiah, to be
supplied; Palouse, Charles Greasy;
Peck, to be supplied; Pullman, J: G.
Law; Rosalia, federated &C. E. Cur
tis); ST. John, 7. H. Fertig; Tekoa,
S. E. Taft; Thornton and Winona, j.
]. Matney aWhitebird, w. 7. Gamble.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1919-09-09
Ek2E|325

Weather - Idaho - Tonight anC
Wedne1 Jay, fair.
DeantE. J. Iddings, director of the
experiment station at the University
of Idaho, has gone to Salmon City t.
act as judge of live stock at the Lemh
county fair held there this week.
Two Avery tractors and one Avery
separator havesbeen received by Chris
LANCE of Moscow and will be dem
onstrated at the Moscow and Lewiston
fairs.
Miss Joy Bell, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. G. d. Bell, will leave Thursday
for Willmore, kentucky, where she
will enter Asbury College to take VI
the fOur-year course for missionary
work. Miss Joy expects to be away
from her home in Moscow at least
two years.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. P. Kidwell, of Cora
in the northern part of the county
we're visitors in Moscow yesterday
They were in the city to place their
daughter, Miss Florence, in the high
school. This is Miss Florences SEN
ior year.
The st. Marks Guild will meet We'd
uOSudy dlLcluOOu dI tnG uOuuc VI MIS-.
G. F., Clark on Polk and B streets, at
O'Clock, instead of as announced at
the Guild hall.
Mrs. G. F. Tuomy of Genesee motor
ed to Moscow yesterday, accompanied
by Leon Larrabee and Harold Hay
mond.
Glen Portlock of Lincoln, Neb., ar
rived in Moscow to spend the winter
with his uncle, Attorney A. E. Evans,
and to attend our high school.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Ca1lison of Ken
drick motored to Moscow this morn
ing and we're in the city few hours
on business.
Mrs. F. Salster of Minneapolis left
for her home today after a two
months visit with her sisters, Mrs.
Ole Christensen, east of Moscow, and
Mrs. Cal Anderson of near Troy and
with her father, who is almost 80
years of age and who lives with Mrs.
Christianson.
Ralph Brashers of Caldwell, Walter
Smith of Twin Falls and Elmer Rob-
erts of Boise, members of the Phi
Delta Theta fraternity, have returned
to the university for the school year.
Miss Lottie Hammond of Juliaetta
left today for her home after a visit
with her sister, Mrs. John Kite. Miss
Hammond returned recently from
Washington, D. c., where she spent
year in war work as stenographer.
Miss Minnie Held arrived today
from Troy to visit her aunt, Mrs. John
Bottom.
Prof. and Mrs. H. II. Conwell have
returned to Moscow after spending the
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1919-09-09
summer in Kansas and New Mexico.

summer in Kansas and New Mexico.
Mrs. Victor Peterson has returned
from Troy where she did two weeks
nursing.
! See our display ad in this paper
Metropolitan Investment Company.
! 2S4tl
| Dean j. G. Eldridge returned today
from a trip to the East.
| Rev. Wayne S. Snoddy performed
/, the ceremony last evening at o'clock
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. R. Neal
on North Jackson uniting in marriage
| w. D. Anderson and Miss Irene Rich
ardson of Spokane. Mr.. and Mrs. An
derson left this morning for Spo-
kane.
G. F. Walker, the real estate dealer
of Kendrick was in Moscow today on
business.
Before selling your Hogs Cattle,
Veal or Mutton, call phone and get
our price. Hagen and Gushing Co.
1927
Mrs. Shaw, who has been visiting
her daughter, Mrs. J. Meek, has left
for her home at Kooskia, Idaho.
Miss Mary Mead, who has been Wis
iting at the home of j. G.. Gibson and
DR.. w. A. Adair, left yesterday for
Jerome, Idaho, where she will make a
short visit before beginning her school
in Spokane, where she will teach this
winter.
Miss Sadie Skattaboe, who has been
spending the summer with her home
folks in Moscow, has gone to Seattle
where she has charge of the Industrial
work in the seventh and eighth grades
of the Seattle schools.
A new plate glass window has been
installed in the side of the front
of Oberg Brothers store. The glass
on the Washington street side had
been broken and new glass was put
in it's place yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Anderson, of
Thorn creek, are the proud parents of
fine baby girl, born Sunday. This
makes Mr. and Mrs. Anderson a
"pair" as they already had boy. Mrs.
Anderson is at the Inland hospital
where she and the baby are doing
nicely under the care of DR.. Hatfield.
Notice.-All persons desiring to
list rooms and houses for rent
also light housekeeping rooms, please
do so in writing and address to the
Bursar's Office, University of Idaho.
285-311
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1919-09-09
Sergeant Aver Returns.

Sergeant A. J. Aver, son of Mrs.
L. H. Aver of Moscow, has returned
home from overseas. He was two
years in the army and saw much
service at the front and was eight
months in Germany. Sergeant Aver
is proud of his division; it was the
one that struck the first blow of the
Americans, they never gave foot of
ground, were the first to cross the
Rhine and the last to come home. He
says the ones that won the war are
the brave boys that are sleeping in
France.
Mr.. Aver is in the best of health
and glad to be at home again.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1919-09-09
Octngenarian Dies.

]. J. Sterner was called to Chatte-
roy, Wash, Sunday, by the serious
illness of his father, R. Sterner, who
passed away last night. Mrs. Sterner
left today to attend the funeral, little
Lionel remaining with her grand
mother, Mrs. VIM. Mills. Mr.. Steiner
was an aged man, past 80 years. He
leaves nine children, all living in the
vicinity of Spokane, Mr.. Sterner of
Moscow, having the most distant resi-
dence.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1919-09-09
New Doctor Locates Here.

DR.. W. A. Allen and family of st.
Maries have located in Moscow at
residence 712 Elm street. DR.. Allen
is an osteopathic physician and his
office will be above Plummer's cafe
terra. Dr. Allen is recently from
Kansans City, having been in the west
only about year. He has chosen
Moscow as a permanent home because
of the surrounding agricultural coun-
try making it seem more like back
home. DR.. and Mrs. Aliens only
child, son of IA, has already entered
the eighth grade in our city schools.