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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
THE DAYS GOOD STORIES

FROM MANY SOURCES.

next drill day came on parade with
three silver medals pinned on his
manly chest Seeing them gittcrinr
in the sunshine. the officer approached
the man.
Il did not know you had been in the
wars" he said.
mo, amt" was the reply
Well how about the medals? They
can't be yours"
The yeoman eyed his superior Officer
contemptuously and then replied
Can't they? Aye. but they be! Ny
old COW won EN- all at cattle shows!"-
London Tit Bits.
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Presumably Right.

,tI TE was arrested on warrant for
sleeping in the park"
What kind of warrant"
a bench warrant, i presume"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
Tnyror Holmes MT the BIuebird.

Taylor Holmes, in his latest photoplay,
Three Black Eyes" written and di-
rected by Charles Koran, closes his
engagement at the Bluebird today.
This production presents the merry
star as smiling scion of wealth. who
finds the rapid flight from a. life OF
case to the wcighty responsibilities of
being a hero, both exciting and exhili-
rating. Holmes interprets the role with
his characteristic humor and vim.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
Prevention and Cure.

I ENklNS lived in a nat, and The man
below was learning to play the
y trombone.
tered when Jenkins came down to bor-
row the instrument. He lent it will
insly, and told Jenkins he could have
1t any time he wanetd it.. jenkins
took full advantage of the offer. He
was always borrowing that trombone;
What do you borrow it for?" asked
jenkins wife. You can't play it."
II know" said Jenkins cheerfully.
Nor can that fellow downstairs while
I've cot it"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
rTold I'm tho Hills" Retold.

novel form. Told in the Hills" has
been adapted for the screen. with
Major Robert Warwick in tho leading
role 1t IS on view at the Isis Theater
this week q Paramount Aircraft at
traction. Ann Little, Eileen Percy.
Wanda Hawiey, Charles Ogle. Tom For
man and Monte Sluc are included in
distinguished supporting cast 1t is
thrilling story of the West OF 1890.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
SCREEN BREVITIES

sgd Cha piin is back from Europe
with 10000 feet OF film taken in and
about Paris. His contemplated itin-
crary, which included Persia, didn't
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
Superb uous.

n ARY-Ida has glorious lot o
WI silver. hasn't she?" Alice--Yes
every time 7 dine there, az the
end OF the meal ] find a lot of forks
left over that / haven't had anything
to eat with!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

my secret process at reasonable
price. I'm open to offers"
Fatty is just finishing The Hay
Seed his newest comedy.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
Clnrk at Colonial.

- screen IoNcrs VII welcome The news
athat Marguerite Clark. the da inty Para
mount Aircraft star, Is coming TO the
Colonial Theater today. tomorrow and
, saturday. in new photoplay Widow
by proxy" which was adapted from
the New York stage play by the same
-.nmc. The story, ideally suited to
Miss Clark. ahounds III amusing Incl
dents and startling twists. Prominent
lin the supporting cast are Nigel Bar
RE, Brownie Vernon. Gertrude Nor
man, Gertrude Claire. Jack Gilbert,
Rosita MarStini and Al. w. FNSon.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

Overland Red" novel by Henry
sition. story by Elizabeth Jordan,
inc Girl In the Mirror" was Dough;
AZ the same time for one OF the stella
iauies VINO work at Universal CITY
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
Scientific,

N OCTOR-As for your trouble with
your husband. madam, I may tell
YOU II is a scientific fact that meat
causes bad temper. Mrs. Bloggs-Oh,
yes I've noticed that it always does
when II is burned
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
Caune FOR Wnr-

HoNALD. who was noted for his
night. when he met friend, who
Inquired how matrrmony suited him
Mon" said Donald in depressed tones,
It's awfu; The wife is aye botherin
me Tor si!ler." What. already?" cX-
claimed his friend "Hoo muckle dae
ye gle her WHY" said the wor-
ried one, i've no glen her anything
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

Burton Holmes Is another home
conner. With Mrs. Holmes. camera
man. and the business staff which
always accompanies him on his Jour
neys. the pictorial lecturer went over
70 get material of Europe in process
OF reconstruction. 1t is said that
Holmes obtained moro material for
ms lecture than for his animated
traVeloSues He will work west with
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
No Suhntnnce

D Kinks: what a grasping fellow
Is you are. Jigson! You've bothered
me about this bill fifty times in ten
days" Jisson: You wrong me, sir
I'm not grasping. I've bothered you
about the bill. ] admit, but I haven't
been able to grasp anything yeti"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
II Was All Right,

IN AN ADDRESS to his troops an Off
Ger Of a Midland ycomanary regi-
ment made stirring allusion to
the medals which were worn by sew
eral army veterans in the ranks
Ono Of the ycomen went homo In a
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

Thomas MeiEhan's mother died re-
Gently in PittsburEh. Tom came r.,
10 see her month ago. alarmed at the
illness which threatened her then. He
returned 10 California and the studios
only 10 receive word OF her death
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
ForcknouledSe.

IS A RE you going TO marry sister
~ Kate" asked a small boy OF q
young man, who had heen in
vi;ed TO Sunday dinner. weller
stammered the young man in Grca
en- barrasSment. 'I--er-I really don
know" That's Just what | thought.
said the boy. We'll. ma says you arc!'
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
Pent-Up Wrath,

WiFE-"If I'd
IN known you'd be such a brute to
poor Carlo I'd never have married
pleasure Of kicking that miserable
little beast was one Of NV chief
reasons for proposipg!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

Jay Dwiggins, one OF III. o,doet
pest known character men on the
screen screen, Is dead An attack of heart
VA azure caused his passing. Dwiggins
tract with Cecil De Mile. beginninr
with performance in "EYerYwnma n 3,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

pan out-conditions over there are too
uncertain for profitable picture making
me remainder Of the first sgd Chaplin
comedy Will be made at Brother
Charles Hollywood studio
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
veteran with Traverse.

Edwin Booth Tilton, who appears in
support of Madame Traverse in The
Heritage OF Eden" n William Fox
production, was named after the great
American actor because at the time
OF his birth his father was a member
of Edwin Booths company at Nc
Nickar's Theater in Chicago. Mr. Til
ton made his first appearance on the
stage in 1885 His debut in pictures
cessfully supported Theda Bara, Peggy
Hyland and other Fox stars.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

Myron Selznick announces that he
rights TO the we'll known stage sue
cess The Girl From Out Yonder"
which is TO be used as Olive Thomas
fourth Selznick production. THE
Girl From Out Yonder" will be direct
ed by Ralph Ince as soon as that
director has completed filming Sealed
Hearts" Eugene OBrien's second
Selznick production
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
The Light Fantastic.

/ ADY-"Sir. l wish that You could
II introduce little change in your
49, style of dancing" Her Partner
nov 90 a,i, you mean, madame?" Lady
lett loot instead of the right oner
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
Doubtful.

A novice a. duck hunting shot at
~ Il duck in the air, and the duck
fell to the ground dead. We'll,
you got him." exclaimed the novice's
friend. yes replied the novice ''but
I might as we'll have saved my ammu-
nition-thc fall would have killed
him."
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

New House Peters Picturex.
House Peters, the romantic actor, is
now under the productional manage
ment OF Harry Carson and his pictures
will be released through the Equity
Picture Corporation
Monte katterjohn will supply the
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
SHOW. Steamer Lnndinc.

y In Rex Beach's 'The Girl from Out
side" now at the Bijou.N the landing
of a steamer from Seattle at Nome is
shown just as conditions existed in
1900. No docks had then been erected.
and the ship came TO anchor in the
harbor. Here largo whalcboats took
off the passengers, who were then
rowed ashore. In the shallow waters,
men in high boots rushed out and car
ried the women from the whaleboats
ito the sandy beach. This incident is
flashed in full detail, some five hundred
men taking part in the landing scenh
Fatty" Arbuckle in Back Stage" is
the com edy feature.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
Generally Snenkinr

~ HE-GencraIIy speaking, women
y are
He-Yes. they are.
She-What?
He-Gencrally speaking.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

The Land Of the Free" visualiza
tlon OF the life OF the hero of the
hour; General John j. Pcrshhng. is be-
ing heavily booked by exhibitors be-
cause Of the timelincss of the William
Fox release
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

Another vehicle which served ~.
youthful stars. Ernest Truck and Edith
ia on the stage. Will be dished
chased The Cave Lady" James Cn,Ien.s
pay for their blondcst star, May
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

Conway Tearle. who has been
prominent as leading man for Mary
Pickford. Ethel Barrymore, and other
stars of screen and stage. will be
seen in the principal male role in
Florence Reeds forthcoming United
Picture feature drama Her Came"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

James L.; or Jimmie. Crane. Who
attracted considerable attention bv
mmya;irIr;ylns the well-known daughter OF
MliIlam a. Brady. has the supportinc-
male role with Billie Burke in a pctmre
DOW now u T,1s way at the studio Of Fa-
u f!aSers. For the first time in
not working in makeup behind The
iootnShts or under the klie. lights
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
He Stopped the Song.

', S. n. Tompkins, chief deputy OF the
Universal City laboratory. recently
cameraman for showing up late.
Why don't you cut out vino, wo-
men and sonE?" Tompkins asked.
Just what the doctor told me-" an
swered the cameraman. He said that
I'd have to cut out either wine. women
or song. so 1 stopped singing"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
An Irish Rnvy

n SKED 10 describe what an Irish
~ bull really was. Patsy Mcguire
said: IT'S difficult to explain
but I'll give you an illustration. Sup
posing l was 10 say there's twelve
cows lying down in the meadow over
there. and one OF 'cm was standing
up, that 'ud be bull!'
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
Wants aInry's Dice.

remark heard in the lobby OF the
Broadway Theater last night as the
crowds were going out between shows
is amusing. Two young men of Rich
mond had been paying great attention
to Mary as she rolled the dice with the
little urchins of the ghetto. One OF
the young men remarked that If ne
could do that and had Marys dice he
would be a millionaire over night. or
youthful admirer how she does il. In
THE Hoodlum" Mary has gained great
heights.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

A chandelier that will automatically
drop letters on table at certain in
tervals was necessary for the produc-
ton. Teeth of the Tiger" With the
aid OF the works OF an old clock and
which would foil Sherlock Holmes. to
say nothing of the Chief of Police.
The works arc so skillfully concealed
that detection by the casual observer
is impossible.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

TWO soldiers. one an American and
/ the other an Irishman. were talk
Mick" said the Yankee, were you
at the Battle Of Bull Run?" II was
sad Mick. Did YOU run. too?" "L
not run is there yetn'
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

recent mail brought to T-heda
Eara-whose remarkable performance
as asa sweet Irish colleen in William
a new class OF admirers green
sha"i. The accompanying letter
stated STATED that It was the gift Of an old
years as one OF tho few mementoes
his mother left him.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
Mildred, the yamp.

You wouldn't think to look at little
Mildred Davis, new leading lady in
the Harold Lloyd comedies, that she
had ever played a "vamp" role, but
she did-once.
MY grandmother tooki all the wind
out of my sails, though" says Miss
Davis. "She had never seen a picture
before and she took everything on the
screen most seriously.
DO YOU like to act like thatr she
asked me.
81 told her that I enjoyed the work :;
that everybody in the company made
it pleasant for me, and
The work may be easy she in
corrupted. but look what YOU are
doing to the Ten Commandments
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02
ooh. Boy.' Mt the odeon.

In the .Filmusical-C version
OF -Oh- Boyr' at the Odeon today, June
Caprice, one of the screens most popu-
lar personalities, is co-starred with
Creighton Hale, who originally played
in the stage production in Philadel-
phta, both of whom are under contract
with the Albert Capellani Productions.
Inc, to be featured as the stars in
series Of motion picture special pro-
auctions to be directed and produced
by Albert CapeIani Miss Caprice
enacts the role which was made famous
by Anna Wheaton in the original pre-
sentation Of the piece on the stage.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

Picture Starts "Big Four"
Particular interest attaches TO the
presentation OF His Majesty, the
American" the Douglas Fairbanks
picture which Is now running at the
Victor Theater. because ii is the first
Offering of United Artists Corporation
tho so-called Big Four" Mary Pick
ford. Charlie Chaplin. Douglas Fair
banks and D. w. Griffith. in January
of 1919, decided to enter the motion
picture field as Independent producers
and distributors. releasing their pic
country. Fairbanks was the Grst to
complete picture on the new basis.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-10-02

pan out-conditions over there are too
uncertain for profitable picture making :.
n me remai n,if Of the first sgd Chaplin
Charles Hollywood studio.
Burton Holmes is another home
G come snE WIZ, IN. Mrs RS; Holmes; camera
always accompanies him on his Jour
neys. the pictorial lecturer went over
q s s 1t II said GTof fsss
Holmes obtained more material for
T ms ieslnre lsan for vo his animated
his Baedecker monologue
yo Another s,s yshiele which served the
chased he ca1e hnedy JAMES Ms' ca Hqr
Play for their blondcst star, May
Gently in Pittsburgh. Tom came East
illness which threatened her then He
returned TO California and the studios
only 10 receive word of her death.
Herbert Rnibbs is n nGYst BY a HsnTy
s :ifha CO. story by Elizabeth Jordan,
the same eh time tns flrrGr was as bought
ladies who work It Universal City.
be SAY E RwiEgins Q, the oldest and
screen. is dead ddhara an s.,I men on the
failure, caused his passing. Dwieeins
tract aS %ith e Cecil smb ar new
with a performance in "EyerWwom1a n n 3 :.
James L.; or Jimmie. Crane. VINO
mar1Sier tho 66onsiderable attention by
william a. Brady has the su6nor, =; -
male role with Billie Burke in pct te
now under way at the studio Of Fa
not working in make!un bebin 'fe' his Is
ioo'"shts or under the klies lights.
recent mail brought to Theda
BE Sara,whose remarkable performan nee
Fox's s sKsts Irish colleen IL William
a new class OF admirers-a green
shaw. The accompanying letter
stated state that It was the gift Of an Old
years as one OF tho few mementoes
his mother left him.
ton OF the life OF the hero of The
hour; General John ]. Pcrshing. is be-
ing heavily booked by exhibitors be-
cause Of the timelincss of the William
Myron selznick announces that he
mas purchased the motion picture
rights TO the well known stage sue
cess The Girl From Out Yonder."
which is TO be used as Olive Thomas
fourth Selznick production. THE
Girl From Out Yonder" will be direct
ed by Ralph Ince. as soon as that
director has completed filming Sealed
Hearts" Eugene O'Brien's second
Selznick production.
Conway Tearlc: who has been
prominent as leading man for Mary
Pickford. Ethel Barrymore, and other
stars of screen and stage, will be
seen in the principal male role in
Florence Reeds forthcoming United
Picture feature-drama Her Came"
A chandelier that will automatically
drop letters on table at certain in
tervals was necessary for the produc-
ton. Teeth Of the Tiger" With the
aid OF the works OF an old clock and
a little ingenuity, one was constructed
which would foil Sherlock Holmes: to
say nothing of the Chief OF Police.
The works arc so skillfully concealed
that detection by the casual observer
is impossible.
| Anecdotes of the Famous
The Aberdeen weekly., 1919-05-02
Whims and Fancies Under Seas.

From an American whose privilege
it was to spend considerable time
aboard various types of war vessels
of the American fleet in European
waters comes an amusing story of
how men on submarines longed for
something to distinguish their uni
forms from others of the navy. All
sorts of experiments were tried, so the
story goes, and the men would per-
suade the tailors at different ports to
vary the uniforms in some way. how
ever slight Thus at one time it was
all the rage in the submarines to have
the starboard pocket lined with red.
the port pocket with green. This
same informant referred in a humor
Gus way to the great fOndness for
waffies displayed by these same sailors
under seas. The great qualification
in cook was that he should be able
ro cook waffipS
The Aberdeen weekly., 1919-05-02
Happiness Easily Attained.

Those of us who ever stop to reason
or think along profitable lines know
that there are sermons In stones,
books in running brooks, and good In
everything" as the poet sings. We do
not have TO be either rich or famous
to procure happiness. If we try to
keep cheerful. forget our woes and
'look pleasant" our narrow sphere
will take on a broad and pleasing as
pect. Furthermore, this view will
make US see lots of good in the folks
around us and many fine attractions
in our home and old "home town."
The Aberdeen weekly., 1919-05-02

The little three-year-old Indlanap~
oils miss was interested i'm dogs. and.
being lady. she was also Interested
in clothes. It was a cold day. one OF
the few of this year and the family
on its shopping expedition passed
shivering bulldog. waiting patiently ia
an open motOrcar The next fact that
impressed the little girl shivering. was
that he bore 4 big collar. the recog-
nized mark of bulldog. with huge
brass knobs sticking oit all over it.
She paused for d moment and pom
dered.
Poor. poor cold dog" she Iamented.
mo shoes, no clothes. Him wear
beads, though -
The Aberdeen weekly., 1919-05-02
Just Once! Try Dodson's Liver Tone!
Take No Ca|oneI! Listen To Me!
If bilious constipaed, headachy sick, guarantee
relief without taking dangerous calomeI
which sickens and salvates.

Stop using caloInel! 1t makes you
sick. Don't lose a days work. If you
feel lazy, sluggish. bilious or consti-
pated. listen to me!
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver.
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Calomel, when ii comes into contact
with sour bile. crashes into Ii, break
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just try spoonful of harmless Dod-
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Here's my guarantee-Go TO any
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spoonful tonight, and if it doesn't
The Aberdeen weekly., 1919-05-02

Just one week. In that week he has
learned of many things, the existence
Of which is new to him. He looks for
them in water, in milk and in almost
everything he eats.
But the other day he found a new
abiding place for them. Grandfather
had just come down the alley from the
square above after a wheelbarrow.
Robert eyed him with horror. You
can't go back home that way" he or
dered. Don't you know that alleys
just full of germs :"
The Aberdeen weekly., 1919-05-02

straighten you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning.
want you TO go back TO the store and
get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone
Is destroying the sale of calomel be
cause it IS real liver medicine: entirely
vegetable, therefore it can not Salivate
or make you sick.
I guarantee that one spoonful OF
DodsOn's Liver Tone Will put your
sluggish liver TO work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and consu-
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
l guarantee that a bottle Of Dodson's
Liver Tone win keep the entire family
feeling fine for months. Give it to
your children. 1t is harmless; doesn't
gripe and they like its pleasant taste.
ADV.
The Aberdeen weekly., 1919-05-02

last season total 25,246.711 pounds
The United States took 96.45 per cent
of the shipments.
The daily consumption of gasoline
and distillate by the 344.OOO motor We
hicles operated in California is approx
imately 100000 gallons.
Before the war 5000. 600 tons of steel
were manufactured in the region in
vaded by Germany out of 1856, 900
tons for all of France, or nearly 65 per
cent. The same percentage holds for
cast iron.
The Aberdeen weekly., 1919-05-02
OLDlAGE4 STARTS
WITH YOUR KIDNEYS

Science says that old age begins with
weakened kidneys and digestive organs.
This being true, it is easy to believe
that by keeping the kidneys and diges-
tive organs cleansed and in proper work
ing order old age can be deferred and
life prolonged far beyond that enjoyed
by the average person. 4,
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL.
HARLEM Oil has been relieving the
weaknesses and disability due TO advanc-
ing years. 1t is a standard old-time
home remedy and needs no introduction.
GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil is inclosed
in odorless, tasteless capsules contain
ing about drops each. Take them as
you would q pill, with q swallow of
water. The oil stimulates the kidney
The Aberdeen weekly., 1919-05-02
CONVERSATIONS

A modified copying lathe has been
perfected in England for making air.
plane prOpellerS.
The production OF copper in the
United States has increased more
than 25-fold since 1880.
A new sterilizer for surgical instru-
ments, bandages and gauze is operat-
ed with solidified alcohol.
To save material, European manu-
facturers are turning out rubber shoe
soles and heels without centers.
The Aberdeen weekly., 1919-05-02

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AL Harlem Oil Capsules will keep you
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Do not wait until old age or disease
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box of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM OH
Capsules. Money refunded If they do
not help you. Three sizes. But re-
member TO ask for the original imported
GOLD MEDAL brand. In sealed pack