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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
CHILDREN AND MATCHES CAUSE
1900 FIRES

The annual report of the State
Fire Marshal shows that during the
year past 1900 fires throughout the
State were caused by Children play
ing with matches, and by the cere-
lessness of smokers in throwing away
lighted matches.
Fire Chief McGoldrick asks THE
NEWS to warn the merchants of
Paris to use extreme care in handl-
ing lighted candles and coal oil
lamps during the period prescribed
by the fuel-saving regulations. These
are apt to cause a serious fire if they
should be placed in close proximity
to inflammable matter. A little care
and prudence may be the means of
saving a large property loss. With
the approach of the Christmas holt
days and the increased use of other
means of heat and illumination than
coal, gas or electricity the fire dan
ger is also greatly increased. This
warning should be needed by all
who stand to lose by fire or water
damage.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
The Milking OF
A FAMOUS
MEDICINE
How Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Is Prepared For
Woman's Use.

A visit to the laboratory where this
successful remedy is made impresses
even the casual lOoker-on with the reli-
ability, accuracy, skill and cleanliness
which attends the making of this great
medicine TO, woman's ills.
Over $50, 900 pounds of various herbs
are used annually and all have to be
gathered at the season of the year when
their natural juices and medicinal SUBJ
stances are at their best.
The most successful solvents are used
to extract the medicinal properties from
these herbs.
Every utensil and tank that comes in
contact with the medicine is sterilized
and as final precaution in cleanliness
the medicine is pasteurized and sealed
in sterile bottles.
It is the wonderful combination Of
roots and herbs, together with the
skill and care used in its preparation
which has made this famous medicine
80 successful in the treatment Of
female ills.
The letters from women who have
been restored to health by the use of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound which we are continually pub
fishing attest to its virtue.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
LOOKING FOR ESCAPED INMATES
OF REFORM SCHOOL.

The Paris police were requested to
keep lookout for two boys, inmates
of the Reform School at Greendale,
who made their escape from that in
stituon s4 rosr The boys
Whitley county, serving two year
sentence for forgery, and Branch
Strunk, eighteen, from McCreary
county, serving two-year sentence
for breaking into freight car. The
police were furnished description
of the two youthful wanderers and
hope to take them into custody
soon.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
OLD ACE STARTS
WITH YOUR KIDNEYS

swallow Of water. The oil stimu1neo9
the kidney action and enables tn
organs to throw on the poisons which
cause premature old age. New life and
strength increase as you continue the
treatment. When completely restores
continue taking a capsule or two each
day. GOLD MEDAL HARLEM OIL CAP
sules will keep you in health and vigor
and prevent a return Of the disease
Do not wait until old age or disease
druggist and get a box Of GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules Money
refunded if they do not help you. Three
sizes. But remember to ask for the
In sealed packages.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12

Science says that old are begins with
weakened kidneys and digestive organs.
This being true, Il - easy to believe
Mat by keeping the kidneys and df.
FESTIVE organs cleanseA and in proper
working, order old age can Be deferred
and life prolonged far beyond that en-
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil has been relieving the
weaknesses and disability due to ad.
vancfng years. 1t is a standard old
time home remedy and needs no intro
ductiOn. GOLD MEDAL Haarlom on, In
Enclosed in odorless, tasteless capsules
containing about drops each. Take
them as you would pill, with small
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
WHY MR.. OEsARMSTR0NG. GEL
DRAFTED TRAINER. USES
RAT-SNAP.

Noticed rats around my kennels,
having hundreds of prize dogs, could
not take chances. Tried RAT
SNAP; in three weeks every rat dis
appeared. Noticed that my dogs
never went near RAT-SNAP. / tell
my friends about RAT-SNAP." Use
this sure rodent killer. It's safe.
Comes in cake form. Three sizes,
csc, soc, $1.00. Sold and guaran-
teed by The Farmers Supply Co.,
Paris, KY.
(dec-adv)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
Modern Greek Language.

The language spoken by the edu.
Gated classes, that used in the news
papers and other modern literature Of
Greece, differs from the Romaic used
by the lower classes. The former is
distinguished by a greater resemblance
to the Greek of antiquity, which rem
ders it easy for anyone who has sat-
sfactOry acquaintance with ancient
Greek to read the literary Greek Of the
present day.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
YOUR MONEY BACK IF RAT
SNAP DOESN'T COME UP
TO THESE CLAIMS

RAT-SNAP is absolutely guaran-
teed to kill rats and mice. Cremates
them. Rodents killed with RAT
SNAP leave no smell. Rats pass up
all food to get. RAT-SNAP. Their
first meal is their last. RAT-SNAP
comes in cakes. No mixing. Cats
or dogs won't touch it. Three sizes,
Csc. soc $100. Sold and guaran-
teed by The Farmers Supply Co.,
Paris, Ky.
(dee-adv)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
DO YOU ENJOY YOUR MEALS?

If you do not enjoy your meals
your digestion is faulty. Eat mod
erately, especially of meats, masti-
cate your food thoroughly. Let five
hours elapse between meals and
take one of Chamberlain's Tablets
Immediately after supper and you
will soon find your meals to be
real pleasure.
f6oooS,-N
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
ORDER EARLY AS SUPPLY IS
LIMITED.

Leave your order with Bruce Hol-
laday for a box of Miss Holidays
delicious candies No Christmas
gift would be more highly appreci-
ated, and you certainly could not
buy better candy any place in the
world. Order early. The supply
this year is limited.
(x) BRUCE HOLIDAY.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
SEE OUR BEAUTIFUL WINDOW
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
FOR XMAS GIFTS.

Stop and have a look at our four
beautifully decorated windows.
everything shown is new and direct
from the Eastern Markets bought
especially for the holiday trade.
You can easily make selection.
(X) FRANK & CO.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
EXTRA SPECIAL.

Extra good 4-sewed broom for so
cents, at
MRS. ELLIS CASH GROCERY.
(9-tf) Opp. Court House.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
AFE YOU SOMEWHAT PUZZLED?
NO TROUBLE ABOUT IT HERE

If it is in the jewelry line, we
have it.
(x) THE A.. J. WINTERS co.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
ANNOUNCING OPENING OF OUR
KENILWORTH GIFT SHOP

One of the pleasing features Of
our store this holiday season is the
added department-The Kenilworth
Gift Shop. Christmas Gifts of
moderate cost. You are most cor
daily invited to inspect it. You
will be pleased TO see it and we
will be pleased to show you.
(X) THE J. T. HINTON co.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
PREPARE WHILE YOU CAN: COLD
WEATHER COMING.

Our carload of stoves and heaters
have arrived. Buy now. Have them
put UP while you can. ~
+ (28-tf) A. F. WHEELER & CO..
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
FRUITS. NUTS, CANDIES, CIGARS.

Let us fill your order for fancy
fruits, nuts, box candies in box and
bulk; fine imported Cigarettes and
Cigars.
(x) FRANK BURTON.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
HOLIDAY GIFTS

The A. j. Winters Co., your head
quarters for holiday gifts. (x)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12

I More than $4,000 persons are en-
gagged in the industry of making
matches.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12
ALUMINIUM WARE-NICE XMAS
GIFTS

Everything in Aluminium Ware
Nothing makes a better Christmas
present. Come and let us show you.
(X) LOWRY e MAY.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1919-12-12

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Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE ON SALE
OF REAL, ESTATE

IN THE PROBATE COURT OF IDA
HO COUNTY, STATE OF IDAHO.
In the Matter of The Estate of Sam
uel S Cox, Deceased.
Hampton Taylor, the Administrator
of the estate of Samuel S. Cox, de-
ceased, having filed a petition herein
praying for an order of sale of all the
real estate of said Samuel S. Cox, de-
ceased above named, for the purpose
therein set forth:
1T is THEREFORE ORDERED by
the judge of said court, that all persons
interested in said estate appear before
the said Probate Court on the 10Th dav
of December, 1919, at 10 clock A. NJ.
of said day, at the court room of said
court, at Grangeville, in said county of
Idaho, then and there to show cause
why an order should not be granted to
the said Administrator, to sell so much
or such parts of the real estate Of said
Samuel S. Cox, deceased, as shall be
necessary, and that a copy of this or
der be published at least four success
sive weeks in the Idaho County Free
Press, a newspaper printed and pub
lished in said county;
The real estate described in said pc
tition is described as follows:
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20
PERSON


Albert johnson was in the city Wed
nesday from Whitebird.
A. n. Dyer has gone east on a busi
ness trip.
Charles Layton was in the city the
first of the week from Whitebird.
John V. Nash, postmaster at Cotton
wood, is visiting friends in Grangeville
J. i. Richards has returned from
Lewiston, where he spent several days
Hugh Bentley of Whitebird was in
Grangeville this week.
John Watson ir, superintendent of
schools at Whitebifd, is a visitor in
Grangeville.
George Cammack and George Foust
are spending the week hunting in the
Lucille country.
James Surridge, well-known idaho
county pioneer, was in the city Tuesday
from his home at Harpster.
David NIcFadden has arrived from
jamestown, n. D.. for an extended vi
sit with his daughter, Mrs, a. J. Maugg.
Robert Griffith was in Grangeville
Wednesday from his home at White
bird.
H. l.. Thompson of Fem was in
! Grangeville the first of the week, and
paid a pleasant call to the Free Press
office.
Albert Guthrie, is on his vacation at
Doc Denny s, where he punctured big
buck deer the first day out. He went
in with Harry 'Meader.
w. l. Sells, well-known rancher re-
siding west of Grangeville, was in the
city Saturday and was pleasant caller
at the Free Press office.
Frank Gillette returned the first of
the week from a few days hunting
trip at Doc Denny's deer park, where
he was fortunate in securing 7-point
buck.
Mrs. C. A. Lewis left Sunday morn
ing for Bridgeport, Wn., for two
weeks visit with her daughter, Mrs. |
Norman Lilly Mrs. Lilly was form /
erly Miss Zura Lewis of Grangeville.
Charles Campbell, Glib Eimers and
Madison Meyers, left Wednesday morn
ing for the Fisher placers, on the South
Fork, where they viii hunt few days
in quest of deer.
Lloyd Day, a prominant rancher of Il
the South Fork section bagged big
Whitehall buck Tuesday morning that
was reported to have been one of the
argest ever killed in that section.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. L. Ayers and child
Wednesday morning for Port
and, Ore, where Mr.. Ayers expects to
Undergo a surgical operation for APP
n
Mr.. and Mrs Jack Running have de-
'arted for Lewiston, where Mr.. Run |
ing has accepted dictatorship of the
doose band. Mrs. Running will con-
niue her journey to the coast, for A II
isit with relatives.
DR.. William Fl. MaeNeill, who is con-
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20
LOCAL NEWS IN BRIEF


ear and swallow fork in left ear. Dis
appeared last July. Last seen in
mountains near Grangeville. Cow was
to have calved in July or August. Lib
eral reward to finder. Please report all
information to Free Press office 27-tf.
Sahara-The story of woman who
sold her husband for beautiful gowns
and went into sackcloth and ashes to
win him back again
G. V. Barker is back from Chicago
with fine line Of picture frames. If
YOU want pictures taken for Christmas
get busy before is is too late. 27-l.
FOR SALE-Six-rOOm modern house.
Easy terms. Enquire, c. A. Toilet
son. 27-l.
New Surveying Chief-Bert McAtee
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20

valesrant from a severe attack Of ty-
phoid fever. has departed for his ola
4 home at Albany, Ore. He expects TO
return TO, GrangeviHe when he regains
\ his strength:
Mrs. Hacker, mother of Frank and
. VIII Hacker. has departed for -.
/ Louis. Mo. for Il visit with relatives
and friends. Mrs. Hacker, who resides
ON a homestead in the South Fork coun-
trv. had not been in Grangeville for
five years.
Don Fisher, Jack Edwards and Rich
ard SIMS left Friday morning on D
dav hunting trip on the South Fork.
Fisher and Sims returned Tuesday eve
ming with two nice specimens Of the
white tail tribe Jack Edwards stayed
for few DAYS with Buffalo" Doc
Denny.
DR.. f. j SOrensOn has returned from
Boise. where he was member Of
class taking the state veterinarian S
examination. DR.. SoreEsOn, who is
registered veterinarian in Minnesota,
has been practicing here under permit.
Dr. Summers of Cottonwood also took
the examination.
Mrs. Israel Harris has returned from
several weeks visit to Spokane, Seat /
tie and Lewiston. Al Seattle, she met /
her son, Paul Vincent, who is in the /
L. S. navy. He later departed by way
of the Panama canal for Norfolk, Va,
where he viii probably be stationed
during the winter.
Jay Rhoades has been here for sew
eral days, closing up affairs of the
of Holt & Rhoades, which
has been dissolved. Mr. Rhoades will
shortly join Mrs Rhoades at Ocean
Park Cal, where they will spend the
winter. Messrs. Holt and Rloades have
disposed of all their interests in Idaho
county. Mr. Holt, who was in Grange
vile recently, is undecided on future
plans.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20
CALL FOR BIDS

Coming sahara-the magnificent.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20
a#A@%*##@*#a*%*
Sahara is coming.

Sahara is coming.
Dry or wet storage for your battery
Eimers. 1868.
Venison-The editor of the Free
Press is indebted to Forest Ranger
Thomas Crossley for a ham of venison.
Revere Restaurant, Chicken dinner
Sunday,-50c. Give us trial. 25-4.
See our assortment of serviceable
articles for Christmas gifts Place your
order now to avoid chance Of delay
Grangeville Electric Light & Power Co.
Catholic Services-The Rev. FIR.
Phelan viii hold services in the Catho-
lie church in Grangeville next Sunday
at 1890.
LoST-Dark red, droop-horn COW,
branded f on left side; crop off right
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20

of Missoua has become chief o. tho
party. of surveyors on the South Fork
succeeding w. f. Adamson, who met q
tragic death almost two weeks ago.
Sahara is coming
Elmendorf Noyes. building contrac
tors, Grangeville.
Winter pasture and hailed wheat hay
for stock, $500 per month per head.
Two miles south east Of Sites. II. H.
IIighfield, Sites, Idaho. 26-2.
Free Press for butter wrappers.
See our assortment of serviceable
articles for Christmas gifts. Place your
order now TO avoid chance of delay.
Grangeville Electric Light & Power Co..
WANTED-Good Holstein milk cow,
that is fresh or viii be soon. Enquire,
Free Press. 27-2*..
Sahara is coming.
LOST-One tire and rim, somewhere
in Grangevile. Return to o. T. Lingo
and receive reward. 27-1
Sahara beautifully clothed in regal
gowns-Paris her gayest and Cairo,
where none know care is coming.
FOR SALE-Six-room modern house
Easy terms. Enquire, G.. A. Toilet
son 27-1.
Wins Premiums-Howard Mckinley,
breeder Of registered Poland China
hogs, at Cottonwood, has written to
the Free Press that his hogs captured
honors at the Lewiston livestock show,
last week. He secured third and fourth
on boars under 6 months; first on fat
barrow under $50 pounds; third and
fourth on pens Of three barrows. Mr.. |
Mckinley showed only young boars and |
fat barrows.
Coming lSahara-the amazing.
FOR SALE-Six-room modern house
Easy terms. Enquire, c. A. Toilet
son. 27-1.
ESTRAYED- Slight head yearling
steers and heifers, branded circle
around right hip bone. Finder notify,
Albert Miller, Grangeville. 272*.
Sahara-all men swore she was amaz-
ing and their flattery was her life.
FOR SALE-Six-room modern house.
Easy terms. Enquire, G. A. Toilet
son. 27-l
odutlld iNttItU IOi Il uAoAntul " thN
devil named vanity, then love shut her
ears.
Federated Church-The subject for
next Sunday morning will be, "The
Spirit of Earnestness. In the evening
will be given the first of series of
addresses to young folk on the general
subject of Success These address {
ies will be popular in character and,
while designed to be interesting and I
lelpful to young folk, win be good for +
Ill., We appreciate greatly the large j
attendance Of last Sunday. Yet there f
ne many not attending church any s
where and some with good intentions G
Who are not putting good intentions in a
o deeds. Don S forget that the success I
f our effort for the community depends
pom You. Men, you are going to miss a
God thing if you DON get into that :,
len S class. BE on hand next Sunday
{ 10. II. S. Randall, pastor.
Sahara is coming.
See our assortment of seryiceable
rticles for Christmas gifts. Place your Is
rider now to avoid chance of delay. p
Electric Light & Power Co. h,
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20

See our assortment of seryiceable
articles for Christmas gifts. Place your
order now to avoid chance of delay.
Grangeville Electric Light & Power Co.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20
PARKER IN WEISER

Weiser American:-A. +. Parker, the
wellknown pioneer of Grangeville, is
visiting old friends in Weiser One of
the objects of his visit is to organize
pioneer association in Washington
county such as has been organized in
some of the other counties of the state.
Mr.. Parker is staying at the Washing
ton hotel and will be glad to meet all
the pioneers who have had to do with
the development of the Gem state.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20

Bids for the repairing~of the White
bird school house will be received by
the clerk of the board up to and includ-
ing November 30. This viii consist of
the construction Of one room to the
said building, building material to be of
cement blocks. For futher information
address o. c. Nail, clerk of District No.
10, Whitebird, Idaho 27-2.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20

FOR sALE-Four pure bred Poland
China boars of March and April farrow
Papers furnished and all guaranteed to
be breeders. Prices reasonable SO if
You are in need of a good young boar,
write, phone or call on Howard McKin-
ley, Cottonwood, Idaho. 27-1*
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20

Sahara-A dream of wonderful gowns
in the glories of the Palace of Dawn.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20

Coming sahara-the bewildering.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20
FARMERS OF TOMORROW

They the boys growing up the farm to-
day. These boys will make the better farmers of .
tomorrow 1t is the duty of parents to assist their
early start in life, to cultivate acquaintance
with GOOD substantial bank
Their frequent visits to the bank will broaden
their knowledge of business methods and quick
their desire for larger AS their ac-
quantance grows they will learn more ways to.
make THIS institution useful to their interests
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF CRANGEVILEE
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20

Sahara-A ,picture for beautiful
wives and the husbands of them.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20

Coming. sahara-the astounding.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1919-11-20

The NW4 NWH Sec. 20; the VIZ
SWH and SEA SWA Sec. II Twp. 30
North, of R. . E. B. NJ, in Idaho Coun-
tv State of Idaho.
Done in open court this November
18th. 1919.
Wilbur L. Campbell,
PA Probate Judge.
Livestock insurance-T. E. Quinlan.
Free Press for Butter Wrappers.
Fire insurance-T. e. Quinlan.
Insurance Geo. M. Reed & Co.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-11-21
lnterprstino the Bard.

'What's Professor Diggs doing these
days?"
HE says he's INDUCING In Shake.
sperean orgy"
"Ah! A mild form Of dissipation"
'Not in Professor Digs case. He
never dips into one of Shakespeare's
plays without first terrifying himself
with dozen volumes of critical com.
ment."
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-11-21
THE USUAL THING.

"Ah, Sister Smallways," began Pew.
O. Goode Evans, who was making a
pastoral visit when spring comes,
don't you know. l fancy we all hear the
call Of the wild, and"
Thunder and guns!" howled an
agonized voice from three rooms be.
yond. Great Godfrey's cordial Ethel,
come quickW
Mercy What was that" asked the
clergyman.
'"The call of the Wild" replied the
housewife. MY husband is taking
down a ve."-Kansas City Star.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-11-21
pIplonacY 10 the Winds.

Diplomacy to the Winds.
Kid-Paw wants to know, Mr.. Jones.
IL your trust him for 15-pound tur
key till pay night?
Butcher tamazed)-He didn't say
that? f
Kid-Well, not exactly. All he wants
is two pounds Of pork sausage. but l
thought I'd begin high and then come
down bit by bit II you proved stub.
born.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-11-21
Such Ii Life.

"Man is a creature Of routine. Goes
&c work and then goes home"
"That's right. If Shakespeare were
to come along we'd be glad to see him,
but what would we do with him?" =
Dunno. Get him to autograph the
family volume of his plays and then
close the book"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-11-21
Drew Dummy.

Hostess-I'm sorry you found Miss
Bicycle a poor conversationalist.
Jack-Poor conversationalist? She's
absolutely the limit! Why the only
thing she said to me the entire evening
was no." and had to propose to her
to get her to say that.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-11-21
STRANGE Stuff.

Truth is stranger than fiction" ~
Think so?"
[ know SO. I've just been listening
he line of stuff they hand out for
pei truth ins Pullman smoking
apartment"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-11-21
Redeeminq Trait.

r. She-At least. there is one thing to
the credit of Ananias.
He-What Is that?
.She-When he was caught in the
act Of lying, he didn't say he couldn't
help it; it was all Sapphira's fault
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-11-21
Looked That Way.

Edith, that young man has been
ling on You now for over a year.
t it about time he was breaking
ice?"
] don't believe he intends to break
ice-he's going to wear it out"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-11-21
Inevitable Outcome.

lusband-When the men came
ut the house fittings, what hap
ed?
We've had a heated argument
the furnace.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-11-21

Wept Profitear.
There was a man in our town.
Who had one wartime fear;
Thai he couldn't keep the price wedged up
So he wept q proftear.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1919-11-21
Jokes. a

Casey Is me pertickeler friend.
II have ye know"
"G'wan! II he was pertickelets
se wouldn't be yer frind."