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The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
Versigrans
BY Mel Graham
JENNA JONES.

Peer Jemima Jones is weeping
when she ought to be a-sleeping, oh
it's tares that she is reaping from the
garden Of her love. | don't like to
chide and scold her, but her mother
should have told her, or some aunt
in wisdom older, how 10 bring her
love crop up. For Jemima, foolish
kitten, handed out the frozen mitten
to the shy but love besmitten Timer
Brown of blameless rep. Yes she fell
for some gay sinner who had hauled
her out TO dinner, so she dished the
steady timer, told him that he had nc
pep. Now she mourns her indiscre-
ton, wishes she had kept possession
Of Jim Brown instead of messing
with the city millionaire. Now the
heartless school boys guy her, now
the parsons sternly eye her, and The
old maids hurry by her with theiI
noses in the air. Now Jim's step is
slow and heavy, Jim the guileless and
the steady Jim the rough but not SO
ready architect of kitchen spouts.
Take heed, all We lovelorn damsels
better stick to country brambles than
10 take chance on rambles on the
wine and LAKELAND route. Better
stand a peanut courtship on the unro- |
mantle doorstep, better vent the hero
worship on the burly Irish cop. Than
10 play with some chap who's rep is
phony, and then trust to alimony
when the firm has brogen up.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
MOSHEIM

Rev. Miller filed his appointment
at the Lutheran church Sunday morn
ing.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. D. McGuffin are
making preparations to leave the last
of this month for California, to spend
perhaps one year. Mr.. James Patton
will move in and take charge of Mr..
McGuffn's house in his absence.
Capt. ]. T. Humphreys is spending
few days with his daughter, Mrs.
Leila Erwin. at Bulls Gap
Mr.. Cop Wampler, of Knoxville,
spent the week end here.
Mr., W, s. Wells has sold his prop
erty here and will leave for Bulls
Gap the first of December.
Mrs. DoaS Bitner and Mrs. Nell
RAIDER, of Greeneville, Mrs. Della
Goodin and daughters, Mrs. Georgia
Green and Mrs. Sue Harmon all dined
with L. E. Craft and family lest Tues,
day. a
Mr.. W. s. Babb is complaining with
a sore eye. #
Mr.. Dan Myers and wife, of Par
spent Sunday here with
their daughter, Mrs. w. H. Harrison.
We regret to hear of Mr.. Robt.
Prices sad accident.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. A. Russell, of Nor
spent Sunday here, returning
IN the evening accompanied by Mrs.
Della Goodin.
FARMER BOY.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
INSURANCE ALL KINDS
N. I. HOWARD & co.
WEATHER BUREAU

WASHINGTON, D. c., Nov. S.
The following forecast las been sent
out from Washington covering the
period Of November 10 to November
Is, inclusive, for the Ohio Valley
and Tennessee:
Rain early days of week, possibly
some snow about Tuesday, with con-
siderably lower temperature. Gener-
ally fair second half, with tempera-
lures rising to normal end of week.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
Another Moonshine
Outfit Is Captured

Deputy Sheriff, Worley Hensley
and Cleophis Hensley raided a moon.
shine outfit on Saturday night, 16
miles east of Greeneville, siezing the
entire outfit. The still, which was of
tifty-gallon capacity, was not in op-
Grafton at the time of the raid, and
no one was at the scene. No arrests
were made.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
HELLO, THERE!

! have something to say to you.
Don't tell anybody l told you this
for Lodge folks never tell secrets,
but we are talking about having an
old-time poke supper-the kind we
used to have forty years ago-when
the boys would buy poke with q
gals name inside. and then he must
share his supper with that gal.
But we don't have any gals in the
Lodge, as they must be lady to
get by, Get by, what? The ballot
box.
Let everybody who knows the pass
word, come; and those who don't
know it, come. Send in your appli-
cation and we will whisper it to you
BY Order of the Council D. of A.
1925.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
Slight Fire
Monday Morning

The fire alarm was turned N about
1880 Monday morning and all the
local population turned out as usual.
The fire, which was under control
when the truck arrived on the scene,
was in the home of Andrew Mont
gomery, colored, at the West end of
Irish street. 1t is supposed to have
originated from defective flue, and
only slight damage was done.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
Constipation.

Most laXatives and cathartics af.
ford only temporary relief and should
be used only for that purpose. When
you want permanent relief take Cham
berlain's Tablets and be careful to
observe the directions with each pack
age. These tablets not only move the
bowels, but improve the appetite and
strengthen the digestion.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
INSURANCE ALL KINDS
N. T. HOWARD & co.

An all-day district meeting of the
Woman's Missionary will be held a.
the M. E. Church, South, on Wednes-
day, November II, beginning at 8
o'clock a. M Many out-of-town del
egates are expected. All women of
Greeneville are invited to attend this
meeting, as the discussions will be in
teresting and helpful, regardless Of
denomination.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
ROYAL ARCH MASONS
WILL MEET TONIGHT

There will be meeting of Greene
vile Chapter %. 1856, Royal Arch
Masons tonight at o'clock All
Royal Arch Masons are urged to be
present, The High Priest will be with
us, 7. ]. LUTTRELL, King.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

Il used to get out on the farm and
work to show my constituents / was
honory-handed son of toll" remark
ed Senator Sorghum.
Recently"
mo, the last time l tried it dele
cation of my best voters came around
and wanted to know what | meant by
putting in all those hours a day and
trying to avoid paying wages" -
Washington Star.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
Broyles' Studio

Is again prepared TO do your Kodak
Finishing, and are located in the same
building on Depot street as formerly
except at left at head of stairway, in
stead of right.
Respectfully,
BROYLES' STUDIO.
1Q0et
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
CONSIDERATION OF THE WATER
QUESTION

We have had an engineer to make
some preliminary surveys and esti.
mates, which we want to submit to
the people of the city at mass meet
ing at the court house on next Tues
day night, November 18th, at 7
o'clock. Let every one come out and
let US discuss this serious proposition
together, as we are compelled to have
water from some source before next
summer.
BOARD MAYOR & ALDERMEN.
THE WATER COMMISSION.
191-4t.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
MASS MEETING TUESDAY

There will be mass meeting at the
Court House at ! P. NJ, Tuesday, tc
organize Law and Order League
for Greene County.
An address will be made by Judge
d. A, Vines and short talks by other
prominent speakers.
Let every one interested in the vi
tai questions of law and order be
present.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

Misses Emily and Frieda Harmon,
Of v !. College, Bristol, spent the
week end with their parents, Dr.. and
Mrs. W. W. Harmon.
We have the Mascot & Winer
Buckeye Range, wood and coal heat
ing stoves. G. J. Solomon & Co..
Chuckey, Tenn. 1885,.
Miss Vivian Vann ard Helen
Park, who are in school at Bristol
spent the week end with their par
ents.
We sell Genuine Oliver Chilled
and Vulcan Plows, Disc and Section
Harrows. G, J. Solomon e. Co.
Ghuckey, Tenn. 1885,
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
NONRESIDENT Notice
J. D. CAMPBELL EFT AL
VS..
MRS. L. B. SMITH EFT AL.
In the Circuit Court at Greeneville,
Greene County, Tennessee.
To Mrs. L. B. Smith and T. M. Rogers.

In this cause it appearing from the
allegations of Compliments Bill,
which is sworn to, that the Defend
ants, Mrs, L. B. Smith and T. M.
Rogers are non-residents If the state
of Tennessee.
1t is therefore ordered, that pub
LEGATION be made for four successive
weeks, as required by law, in the
Greeneville Sun, a newspaper pub
lished in said ounty, notifying said
nonresident defendants, to appear
before our Circuit Court, ct a Court
to be holden at the Courthouse in
Greeneville, on the third Monday in
November, 1919, to-wit; on Monday,
it being the 18th day of November,
1919, and make defense to said bill,
or the allegations thereof will be to-
ken for confessed and this cause set
for hearing cx-parte as to them.
This October %, 1919.
L. L. MEAS, Clerk.
Oct. %, 20, & nov. 5 & 10-4t.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

THE "SLICK" STRANGER WHO Pebbles THE
GET-RIcH-QUICK SCHEME IS THE ONE WHO
GETS RICH-NoT YOU.
IF HIS SCHEME WAS AS GOOD AS HE TELLS
YOU 1T IS, IT WOULD NOT BE FOR SALE, AND
IF 1T WAS FOR SALE YOU COULD BUY 1T FROM
YOUR BANKER
BEFORE YOU INVEST YOUR MONEY, COME IN
AND CONSULT US.
YOUR MONEY is SAFE IN OUR BANK
YOU WILL RECEIVE a PER CENT INTEREST.
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

BOYS WANTED;-To carry Sun
routes. Can make good money II
they will properly apply themselves,
We want only boys who are ambi.
tious and hustlers who mean bust
ness and want to make money for
themselves. No drones need apply.
Apply at once to j. B. Nelson, at
Daily Sun office.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

India is a country of $4,000, 900
people speaking ESQ different Ian
guages and having at least seven dis,
tinct religions.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
SWATZELL--cASTEEL.

Mr.. Elmer Swatzell and Miss Fife
Casteel, both of Greeneville, were
married Sunday afternoon, O. T.
French, Justice of the Peace, offciat-
ing.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
CLOSING OUT SALE!

Having sold all my stock of goods
except the Ladies Coats and Coat
Suits, and as / have to give up the
room soon, will sell what have at
a great sacrifice.
Z. d. WHEATLEY.
Limestone, Tenn.
100 %
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

Misses Lucille Howe and Mildred
Speck, of Morristown, spent Sunday
the guest of Miss Lucy Noel.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

The union Thanksgiving service
will be held this year at the NJ. E.
Church, South. Rev, S. l.. Noel will
preach, This arrangement was made
by the Pastors Association this morn
ing.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

Miss Edith Cole will spend the
week end the guest of Mrs. Jack
O'Keefe, on West Main street,
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

We have anything you need in the
Hardware line. G. j. Solomon & Co.
1885,.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

Members of the d. A. r. will meet
with Mrs. Ernest Armitage on We'd
hesday afternoon at 2 o'clock.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
INSURANCE ALL KINDS
N. T. HOWARD & co.

The Cherokee Club will meet with
Mrs. w. R. Lowry Tuesday afternoon
at o'clock.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

Mrs. Allison Harmon, of Knoxville,
spent the week end the guest of
Greeneville friends.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
INSURANCE ALL KINDS
N. T. HOW ARD & CO.

Miss Sue Helen Emerson of Chuck
ey, is the guest Of the Misses Emer-
son, this city.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

We have just received car of
Wire of all kinds. Get our prices
before buying. g. J, Solomon & Co,
Chuckey, Tenn. 1885,.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

Mrs. Geo. T. East, of Louisville,
KY, remains the guest of friends in
Greeneville.
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LOCAL and PERSONAL MENTION

MIR. C. P. Stewart, of Knoxville.
spent Sunday here.
Mr.. Chas. f. Brown is a business
visitor in johnson City today.
City Taxes are now due. Chas. H.
Bewley, Recorder. 190-3t.
Mr.. W. H. Kiser is business visi-
tor in Johnson City.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

WANT INSURANCE? SEE S. B
LaRuE & co.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

BRICK FOR SALE-C. A
Vann.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

Roofing and Roofing Paints. G
J. Solomon & Co., Chuckey, Tenn.
1885,
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

WANT INSURANCE? SEE 5. q.
LaRUE G. CO.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10
BRICK FOR Sale. A.
Vann.

Mr.. ohm Emerson is business visi-
toor in Washington county this week.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

WANT INSURANCE? SEE S. B
LaRUE & co.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

Mrs. Dale Park left Sunday for
visit with her parents in Roanoke,
Va. .-
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INSURANCE ALL KINDS
N. T. HOWARD & CO.

Mr.. F. S. Bradford, Of Charleston,
Tenn, was a visitor here Sunday.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

DAILY SUN WANT ADS PAY.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1919-11-10

192-4t.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25
DOCTORS PREFER
CALOTABS FOR
ALAW LIVER
Wonderful How Bright and
Cheerful the World Looks
After Taking the New
Na1sealess Calomel.

Have you tried the new nausealess
ealomel that makes calomel taking a
pleasure? If you have, you appreciate
the wonderful virtues Of calomel when
robbed Of all its unpleasant and nau-
seating effects.
Calotabs is the sensation Of the year
in the drug trade. Pharmacists regard
it as a perfect remedy for the liver.
It's effect in billiousness, constipation
and indigestion is most delightful.
The next time your liver needs a
thorough cleansing try Calotabs. One
tablet at bedtime with q swallow OF
water, that's all. No taste, no nausea,
no salts, no gripping. You wake up IN
the morning feeling fine, with your
system thoroughly cleansed and a
hearty appetite for breakfast. Eat
what you please-no danger Of sali-
walton.
Calotabs are never sold in bulk; for
your protection they are sold only in
original, sealed packages, price thirty
five cents. Your druggists will gladly
refund your money If you do not find
them effective and delightful.-(adv.)
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25
REAL ESTATE

YES, I HAVE SOLD the j. 8. Macko-
rell Residence, and all Of the Riddle
Farm, except 81 Acres, and am
ready to do some business with YOU.
II you want some nice land see me
quick about the 62-Acre Riddle tract.
1t fronts on Kings Mountain road $40
feet, and has one tenant house, barn,
and well of good water.
Or perhaps you would like to have
something closer in. I have 81 Acres,
Just beyond incorporate limits, on the
Kings Mt. Road, with one tenant
house, new barn, and plenty Of wood.
A bargain for some one.
28S Acres-5 miles from York, with
7-room residence; large, 12-stall barn,
we'll Of good water; tenant houses;
good pasture; 6-horse farm open, and
about 100 acres in woodstock and
pine. A money maker.
The Bratton Homestead Of 212 Acres
will sell either as a whole or In
three parcels, to wit: 65 Acres, 81
Acres and so Acres. 1t will be to
YOUR interest to see ME- about this
right away.
138 Acres-ss miles from York and
6 miles from Glover; 7-room resi-
dence, good barn and crib, tenant
house and other outbuildings. Good
we'll Of water. Lots Of forest timber.
One of the best plantations in the
county. See me II you want a bar
gain.
The r. E. Heath Residence-on
corner of Jefferson Street and Cleve-
land avenue. A real nice home.
The DR.. j. B. Allison Residence
Property on West Liberty street, ad-
Joining Presbyterian manse. See me
at once for a bargain.
Remember, have lots Of others
both Town and Country
Money to lend on Farming lands.
GEO. w. WILLIAMS
REAL ESTATE
Room 2O4 First National Bank Bldg
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Humorous Department

West NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Blenski
speaks Polish, German, English ana
French, but he can't talk West Mill
waukee. He tried to understand it IN
court and he made a bad failure.
A brakeman was being tried Tor as
sault and battery on a switchman. Ihe
brakeman was on the stand and tesu-
flying:
Judge, 1 high -balled the hoghead 70
slip the rattlers over the transfer and
this pie-eyed geek"
Hold on" exclaimed the court
What kind Of language do you talk
1.-The same as every person in Wes'
Milwaukee" answered the brakeman
"Is there an interpreter present VINO
can speak West Milwaukee" asked
the Judge.
There was and the trial proceeded
The Maize.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

conquers His Shyness.-A certain
surgeon who was very young and rath'
er shy, was invited to dinner by lady
who was at least fifty, but frivolous
enough for twenty. She imagined her
self very clever when making rude re-
marks. At dinner she asked the young
surgeon to carve a fowl, and, not haV'
ing done so before, he failed lamenta'
bly,. Instead of trying to cover his con-
fusion, the hostess called attention to II
pointedly by looking down the table
and saying loudly:
We'll, you may be very clever sur
geon, but if I wanted leg OF should
not come to you 20 do II"
mo, madam" he replied poiiteiy'
"but then, you zee, you are not a
chicken STRAY Stories.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25
ESTATE AGENCY
/. FOR SALE


1--WE Room House, on lot 9Ox3O0
L feet, on Kings Mountain street.
The ]. w. P. Hope House, Store
Room and about two acres Of lot, on
South Main street,
48 Acres-Of land ne.,r New Zion
church. Will sell cheap.
Five Room House-A Good Store
Building and two Acres Of Land, at
Filbert, belonging to Mr.. E. l. Wood.
% Acres-of good, level land. with
Groom house. joining Floyd Jackson's
Store place. 1t Is a No. F7rm.
Six.Room House-On 62 acres Of
good land, on Howell's Ferry road, 3
miles from Courthouse
11S Acres Land-6-r dwelling, 3-r
tenant house, 1-2 mile of Zion church
and school.
200 Acres-Of saw timber and wood
land, within mile Of Zion church. Saw
timber worth price of whole tract.
Two Vacant Lots-90x300 and look
225 feet, on Kings Mountain street.
Building LOt-60x225 feet, on west
side Wright avenue.
1877 Acrcs--7-room dwelling; ten
ant houses. Known az the Will Wal
lace Place. miles south of Yorkville.
Level land.
Lot-Near Graded school-90 feet
front; 200 feet deep. On shady side of
the street. See me about 1t.
C. F. SHERER. Real Estate.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

That Breezy Western Way.-Thev
were playing poker in a western town.
One of the players was stranger ano
was getting a nice trimming. Finally
the sucker saw one Of the players give
himself three aces from the bottom OF
the pack.
The sucker turned to the man be-
side him and said: "Did you see THAR
"see what?" asked the man.
why, that fellow dealt himselr
three aces from the bottom OF the
deck" said the sucker.
well, what about it?" asked the
man. TT was his deal, wasn't it?'-
Tit Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

any hard or soft corn anywehere on
your toes. Look at this picture
A few drops of "Gets-It" did the
the true flesh. No irritation what
ever. You peel the callus right off
just like a banana peel-peacefully
painlessly. "Gets-It" does the same
thing to any corn, without the use Of
sticky plasters, irritating salves,
greasy ointments or bundling tape.
There's no fussing-no knife, no
scissors to use. "Get-It" is used by
millions, because it's common sense,
and 1t never fails. Try It, prove it.
"Get-It," the guaranteed, money
back corn remover, the only sure. way.
costs but trifle at any drug store.
MID by E. Lawrence & Co., Chicago.
Ill.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

Forced TO- Toil.-"You used to hate
work"
"I hate it yet" replied Plodding Pete
But, I'm goin' to keep at it. If you
get in the habit O. loafin' now some
member of the I. W. w. is liable to
step up any minute an call you broth
er."-Washington Star.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

Larger Damages Required.-Lawyer
Don't you think $4,000 cash would
be punishment enough for this breach
Of promise?
The Aggrieved-No, indeed; 1 want
him to marry me.-Boston Transcript.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

Pity the Poor Kines.-"Things seem
crowded here in Switzerland"
Yes, sir" said the landlord, they
are"
"All sorts Of people about"
"Quite so, sir. Do you mind room
ing with an ex-king?"-Judge.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

No Free Feeds.-Queensland paper:
Dave Lewis begs to notify that he has
started business on his own hook as an
up-to- date restaurant. and hopes that
his many friends will damn well stop
away and give him a chance. ."-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

New Prescription Needed.-Binks-
Say, old man. do you know OF any cure
for insomnia?
Jinks-counting one thousand is said
to be a remedy.
Binks-Confound 1t, that's what ev-
erybody tells me; but the babys TOO
Young to count.-Tit-Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

It's the Truth that Hurts.-An item
is going the rounds Of the Canadian
press to the effect that New York
state paper is being sued because
comp made an obituary conclude
May he roast in peace!"-Forfth Es-
tate.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

How Thouehtless.-"I suppose your
son broke himself down at college
football"
No; the doctor said what gave him
nervous prostraton was trying to get
his lessons between the games. ."-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

Dampenins Report.-First Student
The idea; my napkin is damp.
Second Student-Perhaps that's be-
cause there is so much due on your
board.-Standford Chaparral.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

Intelligent Turk.-The recent TURK
ish armistice led George Cohan to say
"The Turk has well been called un-
speakable. I met one once at Pera. !
have seven wives he told me, caiml!
blowing perfumed clouds from MS
hooka-
"Merciful powers I exclaimed
how do you manage to pay their dress
makers bills
1.-THE unspeakable Turk waved hh
hand:
"I married dressmakers, son OF ar
infidel,' he said."-Los Angeles I1mes
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

You Win.-The man who Is riding
sixty miles per hour in a big machine
is no happier than the man who Is rid
ing thirty miles per hour in fivver
because the man in the f1ivver thinks
he is going sixty.-Cincinnai EnQui-
rer
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

In the Depths.-Silas Tin whisper)
Did you get a peep at the under
world at all while you wuz in New
York, Ezry?
Ezra-Three times! Subway twice
an ratscellar once.-Buffalo Express.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25
FARM LOANS

RRANGED for on York County
IA property, to run for 8. s, Z. 10 or
(Federal Land Bank) "a years. May be
paid off before maturity, on terms re-
quiring no additional expense. Inter
est rates: 1-2 per cent, or per cent
or z per cent, according to the lender,
and to borrowers urgency.
c. E. SPENCER, Attorney.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

The Baseball Fans Horror.-"Whats
your opinion Of the league Of ma
tions?"
II hope 1 never live to see America
in last place in the standing."-De-
troit Free Press.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-25

Squeaks-"A whole lot o de talk
dat goes round" said Uncle Eben,
"ain' no mo- help in movin' forward
dan de squeak in an axle."-Washing-
ton Star.