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Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18
Joe Says
Says Joe

"Never knew there
were so many positions
q. open till l ran a class
flied advertisement in
The Graphic-really l
just took my pick
other idle boys try The
Graphic too-feel sure
they'll get a job just
as easily and quickly
as l did,"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18

h OF LAND, ELEVEN MILES
Bluf, ~ acres cultivated and
br sale or trade; one new four
ke new parn and one old house
GOOD water; one mile of saw
bio sale price; $4,000 cash.
issjOO per year; or will trade for
lot in Pine Bluff. Apply to Il.
biel, Pine Bluff, Ark. 9-4-12t+
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18

WANT % BUY JERSEY OR IIOLSTEIN
mich cow. need not answer If YOU haven't
nice, we'll as quality and
f. l.. Pyle. Sheriff. Ark
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18
49,
FEMALE HELP. ;.

| FEMALE HELP:
[scpn COOK WANTED FOX ,.on
N .Sr.a. good wages, ana SCI
lnf suny 1u3 West Third ,,e+
h WEEKfll AD JDls'. M
~ home. Bunch of cilras any.
az ,u n0D Harold Macdonald, o.
lVe Grand Rapids, Mich.
kGs,al nco1AP fE1ARING LADIES "A y.
E Il ho,,se demonstration in city city
70, to u rood salary; experience not
iu viii teach you the WORK ,.l', ,,a ana
while nile learning. Mrs. 6ia aalt.
Hotel ~O~~~~ WV y
INV no WORK IN LABOkA,
IAp r,aukrrsley Drug Co., tn and
h-l aiihei'"' 9-1S-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18

,ur Doa PASSENGER CHprvo, ,,,r
u passe u,epS'ze tires; IA dandy bar.
sin at s2as7 e or car with new tires:
" paint -o".W. 10 passenger Cadil.
nd b atte,ryn.e new Victoria top; new
cen r l,n !. "a dandy bargain: has
Us. Moo d-,oo0 miies. Cash honds s
rraque pInae Motor Sales Co. Ia
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18

WILL PAY & CENTS PER POUND FOR
cotton rags, must be of good size. Deliver
10 pauy, Graphic office, upstairs. IT
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18

PCRE-BRED BELGIAN HARES: TWO
does and one buck. Phone 100. 916-tf
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18
roR RENT-ROOMS

Lprr ROOM UNFURNISl1ED
Nn Ell mnGern conveniences, and
4 4 adress p. D. Box 81 P1ne
aduies' 9-13-6t*
W wv
1,vr1,RNISIIED ROOMS. AT
M W. Ave-. to parties without chii-
pun h'e' 9-1S-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18
FUR SALE-AUTOS

(rnt mfr 1ol passenger Dodge car; new
s7so MISE nn0 new tires, Il dandy cool
|s s.sn,o s, one 1918 ) passenger Ford
4 a'I her, Shock absorhers Instrument
sS 5uifsalll at $4,000; one ) pns.
| Iau,dlae new Victoria top, new
n ''t fiu new Willard battery. new
! l95 NM mn motor, and a hitting
m ,' "o, one ) passenger tonri,,.
nu "ew tlres, in Al shane fnr
Mn Tne x, smith IT. form-a-truck, complete
Il 'i MS S,s,o'W; cash. bonds or terms.
n. T Fous ,i sales Co., III West Bar
bu M NASH Ma. AUTOMOBILE. IN Al
1Slaeer company. 9.14.G r. !.
g Jefsl.,lr'o FORD, FIRST CLASS GOV.
e oua ,n,- lock, patent lens o mEM
ass e co nsii model Ford touring ear r''r
20 one condition, good tires, new s sar
luck ho nsi' model Ford Roadster
Hos s Soa lh attachment, deno vdaiet'
rraau re' Shock absorbers Aunlv ,"I IL
Or terms rhone l5o2 or 2l71e. CASH thu
~~eo 9-1i-tst
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18

London, Aug. 19-London is
shortly to have bootblacking par
lors on the same lines as those al
ready established in the United
States.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18
AGENTS WANTED.

Lrrz CAR, 1918 MODEL, FIVE
snod condition; will exchange
az sell Address NJ. {. BinnS.
phic. VI
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18

SMALL SECOND-lIAN FIKEPROOF
sale wanted Call 1891. 9-17-it
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18

OLD MATTRESSES MADE NEW-DON"r
throw away your Old Mattress or sell
tnem to the junk man for IL song. Call
S96 and let us tell you how you can save
at least one-half the price of IA new mat
tress by making your old one over. We
call for your old mattress make it over
ana deliver 1T back to your home good as
new, all the same day. Turner Mfg. and
beuuHls company. $40 I'm
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18

Household goods and office furniturc
personal attention given. Lowest freight
rates secured on shipments. Cotton Belt
track No switching charges.
COITON BELT WAREHOUSE AND
STORAGE CO, Phone 1881 S-s1 limo
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18

III JuoC Iooh my PICK
III other idle boys try The
| Graphic too-feel sure
III they'll get job just
IN as easily and quickly
N Try The
III Classified
GET YOUR AUTOMOBILE PISTON
rings and springs at 322 Pine Street,
| oe5s> >eoeec>ao@c~o
4OR SALE-HOUSES
| block on W. Barraque street, on south side
.of street For sale a sacrifice price See
us at once. K. II. NJ. Mills " Sous, cit,
zens bank building, Phone %. 9-12-6t
/
FOUR ROOM HOUSE IN MARsu.FoN
with $4,000 cash and the balance $1J.OO
per month. Go out and look these houses
over and then call us. Mct;ehce Realty
company, 24W Vest md Ave
~~~~~@o~
A GOOD l. ROOM HOUSE. CORNER
lot, 6uX1o4, OH street car line; upstairs
rents for 5000, and always rented. viii
sell at bargain If taken by August LIST.
rN..rtl n ,1n.,Lt a
7-2U-tf
sSSc~99eescySGr|ss 4S4Sor-ssGc
MISCELLANEOUS
ONE YOUNG LADIES BICYCLE: NEAR
~ new, For other information phone No.
l l'S- OF c can at = 40. 10 T. 9th. 914-Gt
WANT % BUY JERSEY OR HOLsTEIN'
mich COW, need not answer If YOU haven't
something nice, as well as quality and
qlantlty: +. /. Pyle, Sheriff. Ark.
BATH ROOM FIXTURES WANTED
tub' ,iaivatory and toilet; must be in good
condition. Address Oh East Second, or
phone 10. o II 6t
!. NEW TALKING MACHINE DIRECT
from the factory; less than wholesale cosl.
Call at 'o4 East 18th Ave. Phone 1,7.
>Dzo,l.1,>,1,...,.,....- 9-16-6t"
PURE-BHED BELGIAN HAKES; TWO
does and one buck. Phone 100. 91G-tf
WILL PAY CENTS PER POUND FOX
cotton rags. must be of good size. Deliver
to Daily, Graphic office, upstairs. "
IT. : - : = ' = :, = = = =
SMALL SECONDHAND FIKEPROoF
safe Wanted. Call 1891. 9-17-6t
OLD MATTRESSES MADE NEW DON'T
throw away your Old Mattress or sell
them to the junk man for song Call
S96 and let us tell you how you can save
at least one-half the price of new mat
treSs by making your old one over. We
can Iof your old mattress make it over
ana deliver 1t back to your home good as
new, all the same day. Turner Mfg and
beuuHlS Company. S-261m
Household goods and office furniture;
personal attention given. Lowest freight
track No switching charges.
COITON BELT WAREHOUSE AND
STORAGE CO, Phone 1881 S-31 limo
BAGGAGE--WE HAUL IT. PHONE 81.
Oillre Union Station. Pine Bluff Bag
gage Co.
FOUR GOOD LOTS, ONE BLOCK FROM
'ncrry street, in Forrest Park addition
VIII sell at Il bargain if sold ut once Adj
oress a. ). care Graphic. 9-17-6t"
LEGAL. NOTIFIES
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1919-09-18

BAGGAGE--WE HAUL IT. PHONE 81
gage Co.
>~>~~~~~-~~~~~~~~~~-~~- ~~>--- w.,
-FOUR GOOD LOTS, ONE BLOCK FROM
Cherry street, in Forrest Park addition.
VIII sell at a bargain if sold ut once. Adj
dress "A. 5. care Graphic 9-17-6t"
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-09
FARMERS URGED
 TO HOLD COTTON
Senator Smith Declares Neces- sity of Holding is Urgent, Un- til Creation of Better Prices Prices Are Considered.

New Orleans, Sept. 8.-Declaring the southeastern states would be in vastly more prosperous condition to- day if they had never raised bale of cotton, Senator Hoke Smith. of Geor- gia, in an address late today before the meeting of cotton growers, fac tors and bankers, urged the necessity of holding cotton until the demand created satisfactory price.
 "The cotton farmer should during the coming season at least receive as high price for his cotton as that at which cotton has sold at any time during the past twelve months" the senator declared.
 He advised farmers to keep the new cotton off the market entirely during September and from the first of October on sell slowly, only as manufacturers needed it.
 "In the meantime" he said, while gradually selling your cotton, plant foodstuffs and raise cattle and hogs. Let the world understand that you will meet the situation until next fall, independent and owning your cotton" He endorsed the cooperative prin- ciples of the American cotton asso- citation under whose auspices the two days meeting is being held here, and referred to the cotton question as na- tional, not sectional.
 A minimum price recommendation will be submitted to the meeting to- morrow by committee appointed by J. s. Wannamaker, president of the association. It was explained today that the recommendation of the com mittee would be only an expression of what the association considers a fair and equitable figure" 1 A higher wage scale must be brought about in the rural south to attract and hold more efficient grade of labor than now available, MT. Wannamaker declared in his ad- dress.
 And we must, if need be, go on a strike against raising full crops of cotton until the world is willing to give for cotton enough to enable us to pay this higher wage scale," he con- tinued.
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-09
BELIEVES HE HAS FOUND
 BONE OF MASTODON

Little Rock, Sept. 9.-E. V. Visart, the federal game warden, yesterday brought to the city a section of what he believes is the knee bone of mas todon. It was discovered by Jerome Taylor, near Preston's Ferry, just below Clarendon, on White river. It is about fourteen inches long, ten inches in diameter, and weighs about ten pounds. It is in a perfect state of preservation. Mr. Visart will send it to the Smithsonian Institute for in- spection and scientific classification. If the surmise should prove correct that it is the bone of mastodon, it will prove that the multi-great- grand father of the elephant in prehistoric times roamed the coastal plain which then came far up into Arkansas.
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-09

What promises to be a very inter esting series of ball games will begin at Hope tomorrow afternoon between the Hope team and the Travellers of Little Rock. Hope has made very enviable record on the diamond this season and she feels that she can make the Travellers eat from her hand. Three games will be played, one game each day, 10, II and 12. The games will be called at 4:30 p. m.
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-09
MAY CALL SPECIAL SESSION
 LAST OF SEPTEMBER

Little Rock, Sept. 9.-Gov. Brough
 Justice Jesse Hart, Attorney General
 Arbuckle and B. J. Reaves of the board of control, spent yesterday at the Cummins convict farm.
 The governor is carefully consider l'ng the call for the special session of |the legislature, and, while he is not yet ready to make any further an [nouhcement than that it will be called [lt is believed that it may be held the Hast week of September. The law |does not require any specific time to |elapse between the call and the ses- |slon, all that is required being an ample notice.
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-09
SEND GOOD OLD sPoRTsw SAYS YANKEE ASKING FOR
 VETERANS FOR HIS HOME

Atlanta, Ga, Sept. 9-All At,on.a IS railying to the call to open home. 10 the Confederate Veterans who will attend the United Confederate Vet erans Reunion here October '. 8. Q and 10. Even the "Yankeesv will bo nosts to the grizzled men in gray olaude Iolle, prominent citizen who recently mover here from the north IS among the Yankees" who have volunteered to entertain the grav heroes.
 Send me two Confederate veter- ans and be sure they're good old sports" MT. Tolle has written the re- union committee at 6O1 Chamber of Commerce building. q want them in my home. l want them to tell war stories to my children and to me. I'll see that they have good time" Atlanta will throw open her doors wide to the veterans. It is expected that fully 150,000 visitors will be here for the reunion for which there will be special rates on all railroads. Re- servations are now being made at all the hotels.
 Anyone desiring detailed informa- tion may secure it by writing any member of the reunion committee, Walter P. Andrews, General N. B. Forrest or c. F. Willis, at 6O1 Cham Der of Commerce Building, Atlanta, Ga.
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-09
honor to his state, Personally wish he were native of Ohio, my own state.
 Yours respectfully,
 w. R. Williams, Gen. Camp Sect Overhaul Park. LeMans.
ARKANSAS LEADS DISTRICT
 IN AMOUNT FEDERAL LOANS

It is not generally known that Ar kansas leads the states of this dis trict, the others being Illinois and Missouri, in the number of farm loans and the total amount loaned through the Federal Land Bank of St. Louis and the county associations. The total amount now loaned in the dis trict is about seven million dollars. It is also an interesting fact that not a single loss has been sustained in the state. This provision of Demo- cratic administration for meeting the needs of the people has proven a great boon to progressive farmers in need of funds for the improvement of their property. Any farmer in Ar kansas can secure a loan from the bank at 5 1-2 per cent on 34 12 years time, by making application to the secretary treasurer of his local Ma tional Farm Loan Association, or by applying direct to the bank for infor- nation.
 The amortization plan is used which means that the loan is paid off at the end of the period, by keeping up the annual interest payments. A certain part of the annual interest which is lower than can be gotten elsewhere, is applied to the principal which is gradually absorbed.
 However, any loan can be paid ir full at the end of five years, or any time thereafter. When circumstances and conditions warrant such action the bank may permit loan to be paid off at any time.
 L.. L. Beavers, of Montgomery county, Arkansas, is the treasurer o1 the Bank, in St. Louis, and there art prosperous county associations thru out the state.
 | It is announced officially that tn, land bank is on paying basis ant that an ample dividend will be pait to it's stockholders by the first of tn, year, if not at an earlier date. It hal loaned more than nineteen million dollars in all, and it's total resources are now more than $26,000,000, o. which more than seven million dol lars is now available for loans. The loans that are being made il the state are enabling the farmers tt secure modern machinery, bette stock and better buildings, and il other ways establishing themselves more firmly as business men.
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-09
|nEAD AS RESULT
 |p FIRE ON SHIP
|...y others Are Injured in "A rauaagration on Admiral Rod
 s,au's Flagship, the U. s. s. Mexico.

s.a Francisco, Sept. B. A naval
 .d of inquest met aboard the
 .,dnaupht New Mexico, flagship of
 au,iral Hugh Rodman, commander
 .h;ef of the Pacific fleet, in San
 ,.ncisco Bay this afternoon to in-
 .;;rs into the death of three enlisted
 .o and the injury of forty others in
 fire which lasted for three hours
 boord the battleship last night. The
 re started in the rheostat room.
 of6cial confirmation of the fire and s.ths and injuries resulting there ,om was lacking. Admiral Hugh Bodman. commander-in-chief of the bseifc fleet, who was ashore at the inc of the fire, said he was unable
 confirm any details of the occur ence.
 The fire started in the rheostat |oom, presumably from cigarette, Iccording to A. H. Billy, chief gum ker's mate. It spread to the ice ma- |hine room, where Hilario and Dixon Fere getting ~ice. Savage went to |heir rescue and after getting them But of the room was caught in rush bf water with which the compartment kas being flooded. He telephoned to |he deck saying he could save his life fl the water was turned off, according |o Billy, but there was such a vast bmount of water on the way that even khen it was turned off the room was filled.
 The principal damage was done to Ehe rheostat, dynamo and ice machine Eooms, Billy said.
 Approximately 1,400 visitors on 5oard when the fire broke out were feared from the vessels side in half m hour, and there was no confusion, Billy said.
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-09
W. J. STONE HONORED BY
 SOLDIERS AT LIE MANS, FRANCE
Aug. 4th, 1919.

Soldiers at. LeMans representing practically every state in the Union and many of the Divisions of the A.. E. F.. and who have heard the differ ent American orators sent to the A. E. F. to lecture, unanimously voted, after hearing an inspiring and in- structive address, w. J. Stone to be
 the best orator sent to France. This was as great an honor as could be bestowed upon any man. It was an
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-09

The September Ladies Home Jour- nal will be on sale Monday. Order one this afternoon or you may not be able to get it.-Phone242. tf
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-09

Hemstitching Machine now installed at my home. Work promptly and neatly done. Price 10c per yard. Mrs. w. R. White, Jr., phone No. 57. tf
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-09

We send everything back but the dirt. Star Pressing Shop, w. A. Porter, prop, phone 26S. 4dz
The Prescott daily news., 1919-09-09

John A. Davis and Judge J. w. Franks left this morning on busi- ness trip to Camden. MT. Davis will return by way of Little Rock where he goes for brief business trip.
 Pat Jones left this morning for Ruston, La, where he will spend a week visiting his daughter.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-05-03
Nervousness and
II headaches Caused
bv Acid Stomach

There is a much closer connection
between the stomach and brain than
most people imagine. 1t is because Of
this close connection that indigestion,
belching, sour. gasSy stomach and
other stomach miseries-all of which
are sure signs Of acid-Stomach--are so
often followed by severe attacks of
binding, splitting headaches.
Nervousness, sleepleSsness, irritable
fly, mental depression, melancholia and
many other disorders which affect the
brain can also nearly always be traced
to the same source-acid-stoma
So often you hear people say II am
so nervous I think I'll fly to pieces" !;
or at seems never get good nights
sleep any more, my nerves are all on
edge" Little do they dream that acid
stomach is the direct cause of their
troubles because very often there are
no pains in the stomach at all. So you
see. YOU can't always judge an acid
stomach condition by the way your
stomach, itself, feels.
If you are weak nervous, unfit
you are not up to your old time form
If you lack your accustomed enthu-
siasm, energy and pep-make this test
and see If it isn't acid-stomach that is
holding you back-robbing you Of your
health. strength, and vigor. Get a
big box of EATONIC-the wonderful
modern medicine that so quickly puts
an acid stomach to rights. It is In
the form of pleasant tasting tablets
that you eat like bit of candy.
EATONIC ribs the stomach of excess
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-05-03
SPOHN MEDICAL CO.,
AND THUS CALUMNY SPREADS
Amusing Reason Why Brother S.
Was Made Known to the World
as a Stingy Man.

She worked at the minister's house
Gor three days and then went to q
neighbor and begged her to give her
n place for the remainder of the week,
10 she could get home.
why" said the neighbor, inquiring-
Iy, II thought you were employed by
Mrs. S.. What is the reason that
you are leaving?"
Il just can't stay there another
minute" the girl told her. Brother
S. is the stingiest man ever
knew" t3e aa,ss e,,,s
"Stingy! Why, the whole family is
known far and wide for its benevo-
lence. What in the world makes you
say thatT she asked. e
"Ma'am," whispered the girl trag-
ically, as if she were revealing state
secrets, "ma'am, don't you know,
Brother S. sits up ut one end Of
the table and measures out just how
much every one Of them can have to
eat afore he ever gives 'em plate,
even! I can't stay where there's any
such COINS on. Indianapolis News.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-05-03
GOSHEN, INDIANA
Lono LOST Rino Restored.

A Goodstone Surrey lady has just
recovered her wedding ring, which dis
appeared five or six years ago while
she was feeding calf.
1t was thought the animal had swal-
lowed the ring, and rs it could not be
found the calf became known as "the
golden cow"
A few days ago the COW was pur-
chased and killed by an Oxford butch
err, who, being informed of the lost
ring, made a search and discovered the
ring embedded in an internal organ.
The ring has been restored to the
Mail.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-05-03

acid. Brings instant relief from indi-
gestion, heartburn, sour belching food
repeating, bloat and gas and makes
the stomach cool. pure, sweet and
comfortable.
Dentists warn us against the bad
effects Of acid mouth, pointing out
that the acid eats through the enamel
of the teeth, causing them to decay.
You can easily imagine then the
amount of damage excess acid will
cause to the delicate organization OF
the stomach
Thousands Of people are using
EATONIC and the results obtained are
so remarkable as TO be almost unbe-
lievable. Yet their letters of grati-
tude, many of which are received
daily. prove absolutely that EATONIO
does all and even more than we claim.
The medical profession, too, recog-
nizes the great value of this wonder
full remedy. A learned Michigan doc
tor wrote recently: II have had. such
wonderful success with EATONIC that
l want every one to know how quick
Iy 1t will neutraliZe the acidity Of the
stomach (acid-stomach) and the stOm-
ach will soon be sweet and normal
again, and the sick man well and
happy once more"
SO be sure to get big box OF
EATONIC from your druggist today.
If 1t fails in any way to give you the
kind of satisfaction you want, take Il
back--he will refund your money. BE
doesn't want one penny of your money
unless EATONIC helps you.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-05-03
THE MEN in
GLASS Al

A sound, healthy man is never back
number, A man can be as vigorous and
able at seventy as at twenty. Condition,
not years, puts you in the discard. A
system weakened by overwork and care
less living brings old age prematurely.
The bodily functions are impaired and
unpleasant symptoms appear. The weak
spot is generally the kidneys. Keep
them clean and in proper working con-
dition and you will generally find your
self in Glass A. Take GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules periodically and
your system will always be in working
order. Your spirits will be enlivened,
your muscles supple, your mind active,
and your body capable of hard work.
Don't wait until you have been reject
ed. Commence to be frst-class man
now. Go to your druggist at once.
Get trial box of GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules. They are made
of the pure, original, imported Haar-
lem Oil-the kind your great-grandfath-
er used. Two capsules each day will
keep you toned up and feeling fine.
Money refunded if they do not help you
Remember to ask for the imported
GOLD MEDAL Brand. In three sizes,
sealed packages. ADV.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-05-03
Handy Memory.

Salesman Would you care tol i'm
prove your memory, sir? If so, I'm
representing the most marvellous n,ern-
0ry course ever b
Buffalo Man tinterruptngl 1rCall
around after this gambling inyestiga-
ton blows over, I'm expecting to be
subpoenaed any minute, and 1 the
wretched memory | now enjoy Imay
keep me out Of Jail.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-05-03
Well, Isn't in" !

n Clifford, what is an island?"
Clifford had not studied his geogra.
ply lesson, and was stumped for
moment by his teachers question.
SWELL" he said, pausing between
words to think. ian island is a place
where, if you haven't got boat, you
can't get off.
The Knoxville independent. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1919-05-03
Terrible Thouqht.

Betty, who had been to kindergarten
for the first time, came home crying.
She was asked what the trouble was,
and replied: 'The teacher makes me
sit beside a red-haired girl"
"Well, what difference does that
make, Betty?"
a "Well, ain't red hair catching"