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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-01-11

you. said The bad Elpslse Fll- i
am going to take all the souse from
your ears"
Please don't begged the bunny.
yes. / shall" said the Pip, as !
call him for short
Wen. he began 10 get ready 10 rip
the souse from the bunuy's ears. and
the rabbit gentleman. scanIing on
top OF the Hill that was half way 10
Grandpa Goosey's house. was Won
dering how he could save his souse.
when, all OF a sudden, he thought OF
a way.
DO you like pumpkin pieG' Uncle
Wiggiy suddenly asked the Pipsise-
Indeed. I do answered the Pip
sisewah- But never mind about that
now"
please" said the bunny. Now I have
here two pumpkin pies. Do you think
you can run faster than one Of them ..
Run faster than a pumpkin pieE
Well ] should say So" cried the PIP
sisewah- Just try me and see But
want to tell you that II I run a race
with a pumpkin pie 7 shall exnect TO
eat Il as well as bite souse off your
ears"
Very good said Uncle Wisgily.
! First race with the pumpkin pie and
/ Now here IS a pumpkin pie. ne went
/ on Let me see IL you can run faster
then Nurse James pie can"
Uncle WigEily took one OF the
] pumpkin PIES and started IL rolling
I down the hill. on top Of which he
stood. Down went the pie. rolling
along on its edge just like a hoop
"Oh, no. ] can catch that" cried
I the Pipsisewah. and forgetting for
I the time all about souse. down the
hill he started after the pie
Faster and faster the pie rolled,
and flster and faster ran the Pipsise-
wah. but no matter how fast he ran
/ the pie went more Quickly. until At
[ last the Pinsi9ewah was going so fast
that he turned a somersault head over
I paws into a snow bank. and there he
stuck.
well. guess he won't get any
souse or pie. either. today" said Tn
] Gle Wiggiiy. Their. as the Pip vas
stuck fast and couldn't yet him. Mr.
} Ilorrears hoped down the hin. picked
NJ the pie from where It had fallen
3 and once more with the two OF them
under his paws he set out for Grand
I pa Goosev's.
This time nothing bothered him.
end he reacfcd there safely. AMI
Z Grandpa Goosev was very glad 20 get
3 the numnlzin nies. and thanked Nurse
Jane very much.
md n the goldfish doesn't 30
swimming in the lemonade and ret
i the strawberry shor-ca're all wet. I'll
I tell you nett about Tncis Wiewilv
and the pudding-fConyri 1918.
/ by Mcclure Newspaper Syndic2te.1
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-01-11
HOROSCOPE


SUNDAY. JANUARY Il, 1919.
THIS is a fairly fortunate day, ac-
l cording to astrology. Mars and
Jupiter are in benefic aspect while
Saturn is adverse.
It is a day most favorable to the
ambitions Of soldiers. especially where
commercial or business aims are in
volved.
Houors to officers are indicated and
one will be called to a high place close
to the president. It is prophesied.
The conf guration is read as presag-
ing benefits to all who are in the
army and these appear to be promised
as the result Of some national move
ment or some legislative action not
yet perfected
Engineers. persons Interested in
steel construction and manufacturers
come under a sway that promises in
tense activity This influence extends
: to builders.
Under this government Of the stars
{ IL would appear that many domestic
I changes are 10 develop and among
these viii be great improvements in
housing and in the preparation OF
food
Real estate dealers have a sign tina;
| is held to indicate business that is
I
| agitation that viii be beneficial is
! foretold-
/ Again. difficulty IN regard to coal
mines Is indicated, but this viii not
! be so serious as II appears TO be-
/ Strikes will be numerous but during
this month they will not develop grave
! complications, il IS believed. by those
/ who read the stars
Entertaining and visiting viii be
Z more general than ever before. the
/ seers declare. and friendship viii
gain a new significance among all
! classes. as one indication Of the
growth OF the universal brotherhood
/ idea.
While there may be an increase ir
/ the death rate during the winter
/ months the seers prophesy that the
! health Of the nation will improve
| greatly within the year so that NOR
/ tality will fail TO a low average
Persons whose birthdate II is have
! the representation Of a successful
year Speculation seems 10 promis'
! gain.
| Children born on this day will prob
ably be intensely active and success
full They have the promise OF IN
usual talent--Copyrlght. 1913. by the
/ Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-01-11

MOAbAl l. JAN LANN Id LUAUs
A STROLOGERS read this as rathsl
n a menacing day. Uranus Saturn.
Mars and Mercury are all in evil as
pect.
All the signs seem to presage a pc
riod Of criticism concerning public af-
fairs and warning Is given that this
tendency 10 pass harsh Judgment
should be curbed, for It may bring
about a serious condition OF public
unrest especially where industry is
concerned
AS the United States has been desig-
mated by occultists as the place in
which all the great spiritual forces
will concentrate, optimism should pre-
vail and the malefic forces should be
thwarted-
This is not an auspicious rule for
travel or change. Railway accidents
may occur.
Again there is indication Of an cpl
demic and the seers declare that fear
will have power to increase its dan
gers
Children should be especially safe
guarded at this time. The new era
will be a period OF supreme perils as
well as great opportunities for the
young.
Europe is to find among those borr
within the four years OF war extra
ordinary geniuses as well as manl
who develop strange eecentricities. the
seers foretel
Spain comes under a sway making
for changing in government and ma
tional progress
Affairs in the Orient may now focus
attention in congress and elsewhere
in the United States. China Is still
subject to q sway not favorable e
the development OF independence
y great boom for one OF the west
iern states is prognosticated- Mining
Is likely to prosper exceedingly II
: Colorado and Nevada, also in Califor'
mia and New Mexico.
Persons whose birthdate II Is mal
have q year Of anxiety. but business
: strain may end fortunately. The health
Of the family should be safe guarded
Children born on this day may %
hasty and eccentric These subject
/ Of Capricorn often have many ups an
/ downs in life.-Copyright 1919, by N
Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-01-11
Bedtime Stories For The Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGuY AND THE PIES.
By HOWARD D. GARIS v---

-NEY goodness! What smells so
vi finer" asked Uncle Wiggily
Longears. the bunny rabbit gentle
man. as he hoped out into the
kitchen Of mis- hollow stump bunsa-
low one morning
Perhaps Il is some OF the Christ
mas perfume you gave me which
put IN my handkerchief" answered
Nurse Jane Fuzzy WuZzy. the musk
rat lady housekeeper. And. with her
new handkerchief. which did smell
just like a bottle OF paregoric, she
wiped a dab Of flour off the end Of
her nose
No. it isn't perfume that 7 smell. -
spoke Uncle wiggily. 1T is much bet
ter than that Hai seei II is some
thing in the oven." he cried
oh. you must mean the pumpkin
pies I'm making" said Nurse Jane.
as she opened the oven door. to make
sure the pies were not burning. And
they were not. I an glad TO say.
Pumpkin pies, ehe" cried Uncle
Wiggily. That must be what I smell.
Where did you get them and when
viii they be donec'
I made them from the pumpkin
YOU rolled home the other day, when
you fooled the Plpsisewah.' spoke
Nurse Jane. And as FOR being done.
the pies viii be ready to eat in about
an hour after they cool"
"Oh. joy" cried Uncle WiEgily.
How many did you maker
"Six. That's half a dozen" an
swered Miss Fuzzy WuZzy. T have
enough pumpkins left to make more,
II you like them And ! vas think
ing that perhaps you might like TO
take two Of these pies TO one OF your
friends"
pies TO Grandfather Goosey Gander.'
said Uncle Wirgily. He likes them
almost as much as do. Hurry and
bake them we'll. Nurse Jane. and TIL
start. On the way I may hove an
adventure"
Soon the pumpkin pies were baked
4 lovely brown. and when they had
cooled Uncle WiCgily took two OF
them and started off across the snowy
fields 10 the home OF Grandpa Goosev.
Uncle Wirgily was thinking how
happy the old gentleman would he to
have two pumpkin nies-one for sun
day. you knoW-When. all Of sud
den. ont from uneer a nile Of snow
crqwled the had old Pipsisewah aeain-
Dear me-" exclaimed Uncle VIE
ciiy. I hoped ! had seen the last %
you"
FeTnaNN You uaNe--LoE LA4@ M-EF.-
said the Pipsisewah. trying 10 smile
a. the Skeezicks does. AT any rate.
you have seen the last OF Tonr souse
the souse on your ears. You have
seen the last OF that
How So asked Uncle Wfrgilv.
hugeinE the pumpkin MES in his
naws so thew wouldn't sin out where
fhe Pinsisewah could get them. why
have T seen the last OF my sousec"
Because am going TO take II from
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-01-11

A GIRL who's in love wants TO talk
n about it
And if she is thoroughly happy,
and her love story has progressed
with perfect smoothness. and she has
never had a secret from anybody IN
her life, it viii be easy and natural
for her to make her condolences
But love stories. unfortunately, aren't
always smooth and simple affairs.
with gloriously happy endings- Before
a girl achieves her true destiny in
life she may encounter disappoint-
ments. misunderstanding and obsta-
cles TO happiness Of one sort and an
other. And in this case she longs 10
tell her story. too. She needs not only
the relief Of confidence, but sympathy
and advice.
But whom can she talk to?
To her mother, somebody Will say
That's precisely what mother is for.
10 receive a young. giris contidences-
Not only this, but it's girls duty 10
oonfide her tenderest heart secrets &c
her mother. and II she fails 70 do this,
there's something wrong with her
But is this really the caseg
Do mothers always make il easy for
their children to confide everything
that happens2 is every girl who is
Just timidly beginning to grope her
way about in the dangerous world OF
emotion so thoroughly convinced Of
her mothers sympathy and wisdom
that she will turn instinctively TO her,
whatever happens?
Forcing Condolences
We have all noticed that parents
regard confidence on their children S
part as their own right And II con-
fidences don't come freely enough
they are likely 10 impose a penalty
feel rather differently about this
To my mind. it's part Of the job OF
being a parent. particularly Of being
a mother, to WOO child's confidence
and keep il by all the arts she can,
rather than to demand this as trio
ute 10 the parental state
Only the other day an agonized
mother wrote me a letter. Her daugh-
ter had come home one day entirely
changed. As the mother saw il. the
1 girl had passed through some expert
ence that utterly transformed her. Sc
Z that, while she was gay and talkative
I before, she was now quiet and seemed
utterly heartbrozen-
But. though the mother had day
after day implOred an explanation, She
+ had been unable 10 persuade The
! stricken girl TO tell her anything
] Now this unhappy daughter MAY
simply have lost her position or she
may have quarreled with her sweet
I heart or he may have proved faith
I less TO her. Whatever IL may have
been, I am sure she longed TO taxi
about II. And II her understanding
3 with her mother had been complete
she would naturally have turned q
her with this trouble
! But think the truth must be th1i
! the mother hadn't succeeded. many
I years previously, in establishing tbs
! confidence habit
The Child's Impulse.
We must remember that it's thor
] ouEhly natural for the human heart q
! discharge its burdens We're all readl
to tell our happiness, and il we ar
: sure enough Of sympathy. we tell on
3 troubles and our problems, too. An,
! this is especially true of children
child confides as much as il dares-
/. wants very much TO pass on its puz
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-01-11
"Atta Boy" Is a Military
Play by Military Artists
That Is Also a Big Hit.

NEW YORK. Jan 1f.--Some boGy's
N Sweetheart" Broadway's latest
contribution in the way Of a musical
extravaganza. gives promise Of rank
as the most popular production Of its
kind during the winter season in this
great and critical melting pot Of the
atricaI hopes
Brimful Of laughs, pretty girls
songs that you whistle as you walk
cut and mirth producing situations,
Somebody's Sweetheart" has but one
fault-if it can really be called a
fault-and that is in its name The
title does not begin TO do the produc-
ton justice. for Somebody's Sweet
heart" in glazing electrical sDlendor
at the Central theater. cannot tell the
endless chain OF passersby what a
fountain Of nirth may be found in
side.
Created by Alonzo Price and An
tonic Baufunno. and beautifully
staged and produced by Arthur Ham
mersteln, Somebody's Sweetheart
appears to be due for a record rur
here. and should be good for the >
p. O." sign when il finally takes tc
the road.
An in all. the newest HammersteiI
ofering is one that brings back mem
cries OF smashing, dashing. rollickinl
musical shows OF Just a few year.
back, not that 1t is built along thu
same line, but because II is brimful Of
fun and carries a human interes
thread Of the lighter variety through
out
The settling is Spanish-in Seville
I Spain-and the action centers AROUND
I Col. Williams. the American consul
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-01-11

I'd so cleverly in feminine grace and
beauty parts-sure do produce ne
fun. The first laugh to fetch the
audience is when one Of the chorus
girls discovers a run" in her SIX
stockings and attempts TO stop u
This one Incident alone rocks the
house with applause
Madame Sherri, played BY private
Gaunder. and Capt Tinney are ex-
tremeIv funny throughout the whole
comedy. Tinney IN the last stunt OF
the feature part OF the show received
long applause when he pulled his
stuDendous slaughter OF Huns with
trusty razor
Il was a trench scene, with the Ger
mans rushing a sector, protected only
BIZ a black private and his white o.
flcer. After private Elisha got
through with his trusty razor there
wasn't much left OF the Eritzies-
There sure was sumthin' doi1' n dis
here sector" he puts It
The songs. Angel Child and
Elephant Glide" were decided hits,
being encored repeatedly
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-01-11
Beauty Chats By Edna Kent Forbes
TUBES OF Beauty.

not shrivel into wrinkles so early in
life. The brunettes are rather more
striking when old than blondes. for
brown eyes and white hair are so
stunning together. But the blonde has
been the fashionable" type recently
why, no one knows. She has been
idealized until everyone has thought
her lovelier than her dark-eyed sister.
Recently there has been a craze for
red hair, and it looks as though Ii
tian's beloved cOloring were TO be CIV
en- its proper place in art for time
But after ali II doesn't matter what
type YOU belong to. The thing that
counts Is how you bring out that type.
Don't wear red if you are blonde,
and don't wear drab colors II you are
a brunette. And don't. II you have
reddish hair. wear brick reds and
grass greens and harsh puppies and
salmon pink There are thousands OF
shades to choose from. enough to 90
round, at all events II you know
what type you are, it's easy enough
to study out the best methods OF max
ing that type attractive.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-01-11

DRoNzE VIII be a leading spring
- shade- Bronze charmeuse. meteor
and tricouette are the most beauti-
ful fabrics for spring dresses in this
color The trimming OF these gowns,
which for the most part are striiSi2gly
simple in line. will be embroid- ~ IN
wool silk floss in rather bold ~
ventional patterns Motifs OF bronss
beads with sometimes an embroidery
OF steel beads are also much used on
bronze gowns. This color Is usually
worn with hats to match, though Il Il
claiming with old blue and black
Bronze slippers with bronze buckles
and bronze silk stockings are attrac-
tive accessories 10 these costumes. A
striking bronze charmeuse dress Is IL
Illustrated in this straight line model
L possesses the advantage OF being
simple in line. and therefore easy 70
make AZ home or by the moderately
skilled dressm1ker. The corseiet 81
charmeuse fits over a snug kfnono
sleeve The skirt is slightly draped
broad picturesque hat OF bronze
straw is worn with this gown.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-01-11

But before ] 90 further. let me tell
ro1 What Germany proposed to do
with the rest Of Africa in case she
Euc- aeded in beating the French and
The British shall paraphrase state
rrent n the PrusEian Year Book which
PROF. Delbruck made At the time the
earusne thought they were sure Of
ronrueriuE France and getting over
20 England His statement, translated
Be- about as follows:
II or rictcrE is great enough We SHAH
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-01-11

The women suffragists have decided
TO fight no more state campaigns. but
to concentrate their efforts on the
passage of the woman suffrage
amendment 10 the federal constitution
Prom Leslie's-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1919-01-11

The largest subscription through
any agency 10 any OF our war loans
was made 20 the fourth Liberty loan
through the Guaranty Trust company
OF New York. and aggregated Slse.-
049. 100.-From Lesiie's.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-02-21
BRlTON'S LONG ARCTIC
DASH HELPED ALLIES
Covered 800 Miles in Twelve
Days on the Archangel
Front
By the Associated Press


A~rchansei' WEDNESDAY, Feo' H. 'ue-
layed)-An Arctic journey of probably
the> greatest magnitude since the IA
r,o,. r,.,su,. cola r,sh bas hrousbt
a.. -.
aooitiohai er,tisn uoops 10 the A''
angel front to reinforce the greatly out
numbered troops fighting the Bolsheviki.
ty,n,-.,. .,.ss dr,vIno In s,pvlo Ale
VI ee. -.
over frozen tundra ana along roaos CUT
through pine forests. completed the most
d,facu,t mart Of their 3oO-mile trim In
twelve davs'
n ,rin u,a. n,anned and directed by
emb Of Sir Ernest n. Shackleton's
Ant rctio exned,tion' Including Doctor
Mark,in. and was a signal success. sir
Erne,t himself. although moi particle
patin1 In tine tourney TO the front. ar
rived AT Archangel on an ice~-breaker
with the first detachment of reinforcing
troops.
The captain of this advance guard,
who then had his men comfortably
bil,eted IN a little village. decided the
trim as being quite CHEEKY and cold"
Most OF the days saw the th~ermometev
from 40 10 az degrees below zero. but
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-02-21

u.uAyDITrNG ASSISTANT
hnEsAuNEErS THE sERvIcES
WOMAN OF 80 OR oVER no TAKE EN-
Tire ARG OF THEIR AUDITING DE-
PREFERRED. APPLY SUPER
OFFICE. s33-s35 MAR
BLAUNER'S
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-02-21
Who Was She?

WOODROW WILSON received her at
the White House and her story 80
impressed him that it affected the
policy of the United States topard
her country. ....
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-02-21

THEODORE ROOSEVELT, just be-
fore he died, heard her story and
Uas so n,oUed that he presented to
her $1,000 out of his Nobel Peace
prize. 80.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1919-02-21

YOUNG WOMAN
Office Of manufacturing printing business
requires services of young woman in Its cost
the work consists mainly in re-
cording factory time card and on office rec
ords; previous experience not necessary, but
person must have aptitude for. handling and
transferring figures: write fully In own hand
writing and state salary expected. c EOS.
Ledger Office.
YOUNG WOMEN ATTENDANTS wanted to
care for small children: also middle-agsd
women for boys department.; experiences not
necessary. Apply in person, Bancroft Train.
Ing School. H~addonneid. N. J..
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-05-23
Make This Test For
Acid Stomach

There are millions " people who
suffer almost daily from the horrors
OF an Observation-Disclosures sour,
gasSy, stomach; distressing heartburn !;
siekening food-repeating; painful
bloat ana that miserable, pulled up,
lumpy ceiling after eating. Many of
these people have tried treatment after
treatment, medicine after medicine:
Others have gone to doctors and Ston-
Rch specialists and some TO hospitals,
but in spite OF all of their efforts they
have obtained no lasting relief or a
permanent cure.
These symptoms simply mean acid
stomach. If allowed to run on, they
are very likely to cause a lot of Seri-
Gus trouble. Dyspepsia. rheumatism,
govt, iumbago, sciatica, splitting head
ache, dizzy spells, nervousness, sleep
I~essness, mental depression, melan-
cholia, a feeling Of listlesSneSs and
all gouenesS-these are just a few Of
the disorders which can be traced to
Hcid-stomaCh. As n matter of fact.
acid.stomach is often the direct cause
Of those almost incurahie conditions
known as catarrh of the stomach, in
festival ulcer, and cancer OF the stom-
ach. The lives Of those who suffer
from these serious troubles are moth
ing short of daily agony. Surely.
then, you must see how important il
is to go at once to the seat OF the
- acid-StOmach. You know
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-05-23

what acid-mouth does to the teeth
how it eats right through the hard
4nanel and causes them to decay.
be caused by excess acid in the stoIn-
ach!
Even If you are not suffering any
immediate stomach pains, but are not
feeling Just as iii and fine as you
should. you should by al means make
this test: Go to your drug store at
once and get a big box Of EATONIC.
1t is in the form If pleaSant-tasting
tablets-you eat them like q bit OF
candy. EAT0NIC is prepared for just
II purpose-correcting acid stomach
by driving out the xce acid.
EATONIC literally absorhS the excess
acid. 1t brings instant relief from
the pains of Indigestion, heartburn,
belching, our gassv stomach, tloat,
etc. IT makes the stomach pure, sweet.
cool and comfortable, puts it in a nor
NAL, healthy condition, 50 that your
food is properly djgested. You need
every bit OF strength you can possibly
get ont OF the food you eat-and
EAT0NIC helps YOU get it.
Don't put this test of If you value
your future good health and happi-
ness. You run M chance at all be-
cause EAT0NIC is absolutely guar
anteed TO give you relief or your drug
est will refund your money. The
cost is a mere triHp.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-05-23

WOMEN'S
TROUBLES

The tortures and discomforts Of
veal, lame and aching back, swollen
feet and limbs, weakness. dizziness.
nausea. as a rule have their origin i'll
kidney trouble, not female complaints
These general symptoms of kidney and
bladder disease are well known-so is
the remedy.
Next time you feel a twinge of pain
in the back or are troubled with head
ache, Indigestion, insomnia, irritation
in the bladder or pain in the loins and
lower abdomen, Won will find quick and
sure relief in GOLD MEDAL Haarlem
Oil Capsules. This old and tried rem
edy for kidney trouble and allied de-
raugcments has stood the test for hum
dreds Of years. 1t does the work.
Pans and troubles vanish and new life
and health viii come as you continue
their use. When completely restored
to your usual vigor, continue taking a
capsule or two each day.
GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Cap
sules are imported from the laborato-
ries at Haariem, Holland, Do not ac-
cept a substitute. IL sealed boxes.
three sizes. ADJ.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-05-23

Not In instaliments.
rs he rich?"
VERY. He paid his income tax in
fnll."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-05-23

stupid persons are seldom diSSatiS@
fed With themselves.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-05-23

Most of US are willing To take up
our cross, but it must be a gilt one.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-05-23

II il man is wide awake during the
day he can afford to sleep st night.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1919-05-23

Gert-What did Myrt do when she
found out you said she was homely?
Mabel-Oh, she got real ugly about
It..