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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

81 HtE 4Hces 10 IS HIGHER says local shoe MANI .t
4t HNofe headline IN IN ~ Pas eNarapf nuraucd omr attention
~ rara Of he country. They have not appeared In the Abuaneraue pnpeu
ht tha 1NMN forecast hns been voiced euucnty ny local dealers in ahoes
~ Nt tttir Information from jobbcfs. manufacturers and tndn iounaha
ther.N ~ mncn doubt hut that they pre- ali correct We are warned 20
y t1I footwear. along with all other leather eoods IL duo to- soar
IrH smother profitable field Of advertising the producers Of cattle and
.hconff opened Up; ~ such dsertsns should be printed IA doubt tc ssocia-
td nttt p4csefs wuuid - 70 lis wider distribution.
N4F ~ tne most nieresuu features 81 M recent fntcucr. o.. the De-
pnrNrH q AE1fnlmie .reeerhns h stntus 81 the meat Industry % the
depAHNonts Findings 90 70 hides
he department figures show ht cattle hfdce-nncker NJ ounuy-
have undssSone a surprising increase in quotation sHre >atue o tho hoof
stsaanf Until last weeks rally
4Htot III hides of native steers from March ! to june 81 the riew was 50
rf tlntIHcty cw bufosh ave aiken even n further skSward apral M In
creaAt AtnE rcckoncd around N Iar cent. these figures si,en ON q ChIcnro
hasa are eoncwhat higher than hose quoted At fNw YORK rrccs. uea,,
native ttefr hides ave seen - rise 4 A per cent here and bufs a n per
Tnt department estimates that this change offsets ahou 70 cents per
hYudfetNfiEhf In N wholesale cost OF hc.{ and that Increased prices OF
starin, rileN and other hyproducs added TO the Increased pnces or hide
D fhe rtftsn nov advertise that they arm about rs OF a cent a pound N
dressed h+fa3fs
Whether ne packecA In their hy-prodges nkA ~ Inclined to crowd
the profit npr1n sufficient 70 offset a portion. Of the LOSSES they claim to
lave been aAI1tHIkF as compared 10 FORMER profits ~ dressed beef thr coun
Try hun not been Informed. Neither ~ fheFo mnch Information available as
- ne actual snQrtaHf Of leather The La4naB nct remains TINT as dressed
beet efccndf tia 4tNte ~ te hy-products take the Other direction.
Since adscfthiaE has beer enlisted IN The caae OF putting the consume
wto 20 Tie auplu4 OF beef and lamb am the reasons for 4 falling market
u the producers etd. and In that connection t. urged to buy and AT more
heef and lamb At feA1l prices that have not descended 40 the descent can b..
H. Indirect intercst IN hides Both Ms 10 price and supply. Il might be worth
while to extend te scope Of he advertising campaign No as to cover materials
once'nins which q vail ~ de coipcdent with thu time when frosty wtnas
toes exposed through worn rnpfeu. IND holes In noies let In III snow.
The shc wearing man. and Especially the shoe buying nan would he
pleased 70 have a like Introduction into the mysteries OF his primary source
Of auppty-the calves and the kids.
~ ue III price prophets are c0rrccfs and they probably are: the con-
nuuNIa uf shoes viii shorty be asking about tbs and aeerB. Some
nthentdc Id information 10 would be timely.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17
3I7 AMERICANS

j Ia sending MS into IN raj against Germany.
We have before Us n alphabetical lha Of s7 names. an incomplete list
TIe nunhtr h. more than twice the number n Americans lost on the Iustana
The iha Is lered BY tho National Association Tor he Protection Il Amer
lean Rights IN Mexico.
II 3 aaNrsd that this association is n selfish organisation. formed 10
rrotect the property in1creaug OF Americans who have invested IN Mexican
mines aud lands That nay be rue. Il does not especially matter The
Eht tece'se q contains III g-uesone lht Of those who died IN tho Cumbre
tunnel; and those who were assassnntcd AZ Columbus and those who more
recently have been slain In and ncar Tnmpico and the border killings by un
known lnndknt-an cases that are listed IN our newspaper files Ais We
Know that aisfesn not cover the half OF those who have lost their lives
through n % fnrs o. .-tir ~ lin that unhappy country below our southern
nordcr a.#NH
Nor al We find fanil with any group q American citizens who have
3etfnted money IN hssico for organizing to seek protection for their Interests
kewart l. DehenSNs credited with having discovered and developed Mex
pendoua oil syndicate 20 tuho over his Mexican holdings He will no doubt
succeed Euaihhnen VIII hy bis aceSs n II be an English company. and
10 VIII business men and taseHoTa o his side or she Atlantic II he an
Iagl4h oompnuy:-becaeeei e. st 10 a n English company ownoso u the stocks
tin know that the flag flying ovr it's derrcks Its pipe ines and it's tank
ahNa Is a flag that Insists upon respectful trcatmant and gets Il.
Isn't ~ sd situation when a citizen Of the unief States a land abound
ina with money that 10 hnnErtD seeking profitable Investment. ends IL neces-
Mry 70 20 TO England 20 n a country that VIII protect lie business and his
usopery9
oil IL tho fuef OF hi futufe N in spite of ali the vas wealth Of II
nOw pouring out OF new rexna fields Eeobgats assure rs that we nave none
To- much fr immediate needs-and TINT The greatest known fields In the
worlds ire IN Mexico Shouldn't we prouert N American who has tn courag-
md genius to etc ontrol OF considerable areas Of oil bearing lands In Me1icl
O anywhere else; in the sample rights D. property
Maybe " g viii give huch pQec1on In tint: hut u present when the
Carnnzn gogernme confhcatcs american o ned oil lands Dnd American oil
men ase shot and their wives naitrested; VIZ make 'sirorE representations
yesflsated"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

Much has been said % the kind OF
highways 10 be built. some insisting
that only hard surface roads should
be constructed. Others argue that the
character Of roads SHOULD depend upon
the use made Of them. In some To-
c~aiiiies the traffic viii Justify the
building OF concrete roads. In others
OF gravel road, while In the majority
Of aectlonH wen maintained dirt roads
VIII be found adequate. To determine
the character OF the road according to
the use to be mada Of II seems refresh
lnFiy zane and The officials having in
charge the maintenance and construc-
tion Of Dads and bridges are to be
commended for the adoption OF tho
efficient traffic censusf' method.
In view OF the rapidly rising tax
rate, new standards Of public admin
istfafion must be attained v icvies are
20 be kept within reasonable limits.
An Increase OF from 90 per cent to
rs per cent IN taxes q predicted for
tho next ear. unleas economy and
good management become the rule IN
stead OF the exception.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

How strange Il IL that often We
since he could rememhcr. yet
SO little know OF folks We see.
A ETER RABBIT had known
a Boomer the NlRhthnwk ever
now Il came over him that pftcr an
he know very little about Boomer.
lie didn't even know where boomers
home vas IN you happen 10 know
what Kind OF "A nest Boomer builds2 4"
he asked Jenny Wren.
II doesn't build nnyl Jenny
Wrcn was a picture Of scofn a. she
said this. HE doesn't build any
nest at all. II can't be because he
n lazy. FOR | don't know any bird
that hunts harder for his living than
does boomer"
But " there isn't any nest where
does Mrs. Boomer lay her eRgs?"
asked Peter. Il think YOU must be
mistaken. Jenny Wren. They must
have some kind Of n nest. OF course
they musti"
Didn't I say they don't have a
nest" sputtercd Jenny. Mrs. Night
hawk doesn't lay but two eggs any
way. Perhaps she thinks Il isn't
worth while TO build a nest for Just
two gES Anyway she lays them on
tho ground or on a Tat rock and lets
u go at that. She isn't quite aa bad
a. sally Sly tho Cowbird. for she
does sit on those eggs and she IL a
good mother. But lust think OF those
Nighthawk children never having any
home' II doesn't seem right to me
and never will. Did you ever see
Boomer In a tree9"
Peter shook his head. rive seen
him on the ground said he. hut
never in a tree. Why did you ask.
Jenny Wren2"
TO find ont how well you have
used your eyes" snapped Jenny. Il
just wanted TO see N you have
noticed anything peculiar bout the
way he sits In q tree. But as long as
you haven't seen him In "A tree /
may as well tell YOU that he doesn't
sit as most birds do. He sits length
wise OF n branch. He never sits
across II as the rest Of ua do"
How FUNNY" exclaimed Peter. II
suppose hat Is Boomer making that
queer noise we hear"
Yes" replied Jenny "He GER
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

ton. gaucheries OF humor. rough
satirCr. o~Nhubcrnncca Of Imagination.
that any literary editor could set
right for him between the pufns Of a
pipe. This Is one OF the reaEoRs why
Mr.. Wells II not popular nowadays
among the best people. His crimes.
indeed. are heinouH. He IN forever
challenging Eternal vefiies. And u
hears upon every hand plaintive pro-
tests against his incurable habit OF
thinking about things. Drat the fell
low-why must he be forever think
ing. After writing the Research
Magnificent. Mr.. Drifting. God the
Invisible King, tho Soul Of a Bishop,
and his long story OF an education
called Joan and Peter" remarked
one OF our critical irOnists the other
day. mir. Wells has apparently had
some thoughts left over on the sub
lect OF religion and education" Mr..
Wells should know bettor. What has
n novelist TO DO with thoughta?
And Il Is time Mr.. Wells realized
that people are becoming bored aud
restless throuEh giving heed 20 his
meessant talk about God. God a
well enough In the days OF Mr., Brit
ling-thcn. OF course, we needed God.
In those dark days. we needed him
sorcly-God and all his angels and
the hosts Of ~. George. Mr.. Wells
intimacy with him, In the Britiing
days. was unEpeakably hcartening To
US all. and God became almost aE
popular as Ian Hay But Mr.. Wells
should realize thut there IL a time
for ali things-everythinE In It's place.
and that religion and spiritual cru
EadinE and consecrationH and sacred
causes have become a little NiouN Jeu.
\ writer who would sell must eel the
pulse OF the reading public. and Mr..
Wells fingers are becoming, II
would appear. slightly insonsitive.
The war ia over; the adversary bites
the dust; democracy is rcgnant and
secure: a new world hnthed In peace,
radiant with the beauty OF holiness,
energies beneath h dawn. God Is
vindicnted and can now be returned
70 storage with the other protective
furs Of orr winter OF discomfort. Yet
here IL the pesiiferouE Wells nj II
again-atil talking about Divinity
and spiritual valor. ana offering us,
above an things, a pnraphase OF the
RoOk Of job
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

tniniy docs like to use his voice.
Thcy tell me hat some felix's cali
him puiihpt. but why they should
call him either Rat or Hawk is boz
You'd me. I suppcAc they call him
Bat because II irst happens Thai he
n around about the same time Giat
FILTER the hat IN. l don't knnw'
what we should do without those two
10 catch the moths and other flying
things at nigh& DO you hap;en to
know Hloomert cousin, Wtip-poor.
willg"
q should say So" replied Peter.
Hes enough to drive one cSaxy
when he begins to shout close at
hand. That voice OF his goes through
me so that ! want 10 stop up both
ears. There ISN'T a person OF my w.
qunintunce who can say a thing ove
and over. over and over. 80 many
times without stopping Tor a breath
ms can Whip-poor Will
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

MN. III1e attorney assures tho
court that kiengx 'lnoNs cYery nut
~ his great hciary4 which, Of
course. dld not Imply that Il Wis a
nut factory.
THERE BEING n difference lhn-
tween q nut expert n an expert nut.
SPEAKING Of nuts; Lieutenant
e. g. Mutt H. about to pilot an air.
plane party through the Yellowstone
n other national parks. II IN per-
hapa fortunate thgf the flying pqulr-
reis nao attain great aditudrs and
that airplance do not find Il convcn-
lent 20 roost In trees.
GLORIfsTA canyon u a far more
serious battlefield during tho flooA
season for Santa Re track gangs than
i ever was for the trusty patriots OF
TIE WOMEN street car drivers are
notified TO get out ~ icts that men
dc not want now but mas want
sometime.
JAKE LEVY IL trying to mand-
nrluH a fecrntary Of state into
holding O prohibition election. You'd
think the last prohibition election
would have been enough for Jake.
TO SAY nothing OF that sad. sad
legislative session when the major
made his gallant stand for temper
ance. with the white ribbon IS his
banner.
OUR MARKET expert wants 10
know n the BcRn Growers ~aAsocia-
tion proposes to brand each Asiatic
bean as Il passes quarantine.
WITH WOMEN voting do you
reckon we can maintain n tariff
against imported French lingerie that
VIII protect the American i%initator?
THE TURKS left behind them tho
bodica OF "a Greek women and
FROM n saioniki dispatch dated July
~.
And stin the peace contcress are
puzzled as to what 70 do with Turkey.
1T Is DIFFICULT 20 stir up much
excitement over an election In the
middle Of July. Witness ours OF est
Tuesday.
HAVE you resistered2
PRESIDENTIAL elections In July
instead OF December might work for
calm and unsettled counsel. But
ore probably they would result In
n heavy increase In the sunstroke
crop.
let THE women do tho work
as a slogan Is only popular. n ap-
pears. 30 long ns the women do not
draw pay for doing ~.
CERTAIN sections OF Texas un-
douhtedly need n revival of the cam
paiEn for p~ure-brci. registered stock.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17
A SURE FIRE FORMULA FOR 4
DRY COUNTRY
endorsed bs The q. s. Department

bran fhatf md half hran and
hardwood sawdnst. or Hawdust aloDc)
20 pounds: Paris green or crude ar
sonous oxide. ! pound pr white ar
scnic. I i-2 pounds. mol-Raes tcheap
feeding graded ? quarts; lemons.
bananas. or oranges. 9 frrits or :
ounce n chcan lemon extract: water.
? 10 4 gallons"
II should he explained that the
above IL not a prescription for n sun
stitutc for I'D Oscar Pepper. Its "a
recipe for killing grasshoppers.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17
Should NoyeliStS
Think?
tTirom tbe NORTH American Re,icwJ

firOm the North American ReVicwJ
X. u. ~ a. Wells latest attempt 10
make Cod respectable in his mod
crnized version In the book Of Job
~ EH odd blend Of the method ~
od Of spiritual alieEofy. Though
Atr. Wells may not exhibit all the ss-
seisiial traits OF gcniuA In ~ respect
he resembles the Oiympiana: like
Shakespeare, Whitman. Mark Twain.
and other rude lcVlaihana, ne ~ ron
perpetrating crrorn of dissre-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

FREE The experienced housewife ~ well on the Be.
,.N.-- elmer WI find unusual interest in the new
tinted and suggestions galore for rrcserving. etc, II Ia
lfee-Nrteu 10 toby far b.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17
OPEN GARBAGE WAGONS

= AHnAGE dnapoai IN Albuquerque is not a serious problem. It should
n \ be possible 10 zee that n ~ handled without public offenac The Evening
Herald hna rocovcd n number O. complaints Of the ue Of oPe Vlage
IN residence districts and we hnVe seen these wagons In the alleys o.
the business districts during business hours ~ nave nMo been aasaled by
The menacng oaor that anse from them these hot July des 49,,
This particular nusnnce has NJ excuse whatever. IL can be ahMed quickly
and perInanent9 and US ey anthoriues ahonld attend 70 N-now.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17
QUEER THINGS
in THE NEWS


Z Fihlny. O.. July ia shlrty- Z
I year mystery vas cleared up re- Z
/, Gently at the Hanco /. county I
Z infrinnry when George Hhiiey 4
Z found q butcher knife between Z
Z two studdingH In n OF the walls I
Z OF the abandoned building which 4
, 70 being torn down 10 order OF :
. the county commissioners. 4
Thirty years ago an Inmate Of I
3 the institution cut his throat Z
3 from ear 10 ear No knife or Z
} sharp instrument was ever found I
Z with which the deed might have
, been committed. Z
: According to the theory adj Z
, vanccd after the discovery OF the I
: knife By Bailey. the suicide place 4
: ed the knife on top OF a beam I
: and lit Tell between the stud I
= diuRa. whore n remained for 4
\ thirty years. The knife still re- 4
2 tains liz edge and u only I
Z slightly corroded. 4
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

II men were compelled { o cat their
words there would he an epidemic
OF indigestion.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

How strange Il il that often We
since he could remember. yet
So little know OF folks We see.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17
COLO S.
SECOND FIDDLE

NR, Fonpte attorney assures the
court thht Nengy 'lmoNs every nut
~ his great faci4f54 which, Of
course. dld not imply that Il WIS a
nut factory.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

GLORIETA canyon Is a far more.
ucrious battlefield during the food
SEASON for Santa Re track gangs than
i ever was for the trusty patriots OF
-'el.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

THERE BEING a difference hr-
tween a nut expert and an expert nut.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

SPEAKING Of nuts; Lieutenant
e. g. Mutt h. about TO pilot an air
plane party through the 4ellowstone
and other national parks. II n per-
haps fortunate that the flying pquir-
reis cnnao attain great aditudta and
thar airplancs DO not find Il convcn-
lent 20 roost IN trees.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

TIE WOMEN street car drivers are
notified TO get out ~ lcts that men
de not want now but mas want
sometime.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

CORN PRODUCTS REfiNING Co. .. .. Boz IsI. Msy Yo,L G.,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1919-07-17

LET THE women 10 tho work.
~ n slogan Is only popular. II APP
pears. 30 Ions as the women do not
draw pay for doing Il.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-29
REAL ESTATE

YES, HAVE SOLD the j. s. Macko-
ren Residence, and all of the Riddle
Farm, except 81 Acres, and am
ready to do some business with YOU.
II you want some nice land see me
quick about the 62-Acre Riddle tract.
1t fronts on Kings Mountain road $40
feet, and has one tenant house, barn,
and we'll Of good water.
Or perhaps you would like to have
something closer in. I have 81 Acres,
just beyond incorporate limits, on the
Kings Mt. Road. with one tenant
house, new barn, and plenty Of wood.
A bargain for some one.
26S Acres-5 miles from York, with
7-room residence; large, 12-stall barn,
we'll Of good water; 4 tenant houses;
good pasture; 6-horse farm open, and
about 100 acres in woodstock and
pine. A money maker.
The BrattOn Homestead Of PIP Acres
Will sell either as a whole or In
three parcels, to wit: IS Acres, 81
Acres and 80 Acres. 1t will be to
YOUR interest to see ME- about this
right away.
1875 Acres-9a miles from York and
G miles from Glover; 7-room resi-
dence. good barn and crib, 1 tenant
house and other outbuildings. Good
we'll Of water. Lots Of forest timber.
One Of the best plantations in the
county. See me II you want bar
gain.
The r. E. Heath Residence-On
corner of Jefferson Street and Cleve-
land avenue. A real nice home.
The DR.. j. b. Allison Residence
Property on West Liberty street, ad-
joining Presbyterian manse. See me
at once for a bargain.
Remember, I have lots Of others
both Town and Country.
Money to lend on Farming lands.
GEO. w. WILLIAMS
REAL ESTATE
Room 204 First National Bank Bldg.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-29
Aa,auruus department

Necessary Preeaution.--"The war
brought out one salient trait of the
American people," said Senator Lodge
the other day. ut is adaptability. /
do not suppose you could have found
anywhere else in the world body of
men so unversed in war as the aver
age American. A great many, in fact
the majority. were as green as young
Gidley.
"Gidley was raw recruit just en-
rolled in a crack cavalry regiment and
paying his first visit to riding-schooi'
Here's your horse said the in
structor, and Gidley advanced gingerly
and took hold of the bride. Then he
examined his mouth minutely ana,
pointing to the saddle girth, asked:
whats it got that strap around its
waist for?"
well answered the instructor,
without cracking a smile, "all our
horses have a sense of humor. They
like to laugh, and sometimes, when
there are recruits around, we have to
put those straps to keep 'em from bus
tin their Sides LOS Angeles Times
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-29

In Dear Old EngIand.-A clergyman
who was not disinclined toward an
occasional glass hired an Irishman TO
clean out his cellar He brought out
a number of empty whiskey bottles
and as he lifted each one looked to
see if there was anything in it.
The clergyman, who was walking on
the lawn. noticed him, and said:
They are all dead ones. Mike"
They are" answered Mike. But
there is one good thing about 1t, they
had the minister with them when they
passed away."-Tit- Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-29

The housewife OF Holland would al
most ~ soon - without food a. with
out her Real Dutch Drops" - she
quantity calls GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
OIL Capsules. They restore strength
and are responsible In . great measure
for the sturdy. robust health Of the
Hollandsra.
Do net delay. Go to your druggist and
insist on his supplying you with GOLD
MEDAL Harlem Oil Capsules. Take
them as directed, and II you are not
riadiy refund your money. Look for
the name GOLD MEDAL on the box
and accept no other, In sealed boxes,
three sizes.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-29

His Suffering.-"Only just tollable'
thank ye. Gabe," said Gap johnson, OF
Rumpus Ridge, Arkansas. in reply to
the inquiry Of a neighbor. L have
been suffering right sharply from
rheumatism, yur Of late"
you don't pear to limp none
wburabouts is the rheumatism at?"
In my wife's back. She can't
skurcely work a-tall, and everything
Is piling up on me."-Country Gentle
pany.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-29

One Indieation.-"When we see
round -shouldered man driving a skin
ny team attached to ramshackle
wagon and followed by five or six dogs
what does it indicator" severely de-
manded the spectacled northerner.
"That the feller is only tollable FOND
of dogs, I reckon" replied Gap john
son. of Rumpus Ridge, Arkansas.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-29
J. G. WILBORN
WE HAVE MORE HELP
REAL ESTATE

DOR some time past we have been
L badly handicapped on account of
shortness Of help. We have it now
Four Competent Men-all experienced
Automobile Trouble Men-no begin
.ners and can promise our patrons the
very best of service and prompt atten-
ton to all Automobile work. Well be
obliged to YOU for your business.
BABER'S GARAGE.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-29

JUS, tho Same.-"Do you act toward
your wife d. you did before you mar
ried herr"
Exactly. remember just how l
used to act " Ten l first fell in love
with her. l used to lean over the
fence in front O. her house and gaze
at her shadow on the curtain, afraid
to go in. And act just the same way
now when / get home late" London
Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-29

Fathers Hope.-Mother Cat tele-
phone)-"Mercy. John, our daughter
has married the chauffeur"
Father-So? Well. maybe now he'll
have some object in keeping down the
repair bills."-Boston Transcript.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-04-29

Superfious Promise.-The Lover
Promise me, darling, that you VIII
never let any one come between u.s.!
Darlings Father Gin the back
ground)-"From what can see OF you
I don't know how any one CAM
London Mail.