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NOTICE

Deputy Collectors Albert S. FAINT
and A. H. Wells will be at Abbeville,
S. c., on Friday and Saturday, April
4th and 5th, 1919, for the purpose
of giving information to corporations
officials in regard~to income tax re-:
turns of corporations, which returns
must be in the office of The Collector
not later than May 1st. It is regret
ted that these deputies will not be
able to make out the returns for che
corporations, for the,reason that their
tim els limited to undertake this
work. But they will cheerfully an
swer to the best of their ability, all
questions relating, toythe application
of the law to, these forms, -
They will also be glad to receive
income returns of any individual tax
payer who for any reason was un7.
able to make his return before March
18th, when the time for filing re-
turns expired.
Taxpayers are advised to seek out
these deputies and have them assist
them in preparing the return. Where
the delinquency was unavoidable, a.
statement in the form Of an affidavit
must be made land the total amount
of the tax must be paid.
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NEW ENGLAND MILLS
WILL PAY FAIR PRICE

Shreveport, La, March 2S.-As-
serting that Eastern mills will as
readily pay a high price for Southern
cotton as lower price, G. H. H.
Soule, of the Cotton Exchange de-
partment Of the Shawnut Bank of
Boston, told members of the. Louisi.
ana Bankers Association in session
here tonight, that there is no reason
to believe the proposed reduction in
acreage in the South will decrease
the output of the Eastern mills for
the year. :.
eve must consider the fact that an
immense portion of the 1918 crop is
yet being held" he said. "This left
over crop is sufficient to make up
for the decrease in production from
the farm; and yet so much of it be-
ing in the hands of the farmer with
the cooperation Of the Southern
bankers and merchants, he should be
able to obtain fair price for. both
his 1918 and this years crops.
New England cotton manufacture
ers, Mr.. Soule said, are showing no
objections to the proposed reduction
in Southern cotton acreage. r -
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planter of her brother. But she found
herself following Parrish. She took a
deep pride in her independence. her
fearlessness. Tom let her 60 where
she liked. She had an impulse to dis
miss Parrish; every man; was needed,
but he would obey Richards orders.
MacLean had told her. that! "They
don't like him. but they mind him"
Rickard made his way down to. the
levee. '"Where is Hardin?" he asked
of every one he met. Silent came up
to explain that Hardin had gone up to
Fassett's just a few minutes ago to
carry dynamite. The river was cut
ting back there. "Good," cried Rick
ard, "that's bully!"
"He left me in charge" glibly lied
the friend Of Hardin. "Any orders,
sir?" '.'' ~. =,
"Things are going all rightT began
the manager. He stopped. From
above came a dull loar. ~ :.
"Dynamite!" cried Rickard. : =:
The friend of Hardin had nothing
to say. II thought you said he went
only few minutes ago?" demanded
his chief. -.
There was another detonation. Down
the river came the booming Of the sec
ond charge. -.-... 49, ..
"Thats dynamite for, sure" evaded
Silent. So - 80.
"Not O minute too soon !" declared
Rickard, going back to his inspection.
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CHAPTER XVI.
Rickard iE Town..


The town woke to a matter-of'
fact day. The sensational aspect Of
the runaway river hod passed will
the night. The word spread that the
flood waters were under control; the
men had gone home to sleep, so the
women got breakfast as usual, ant
tidied their homes. The Colorado was
always breaking out, like naughty
child from school. Never would the
cry of "The River! fail to drag the
blood from their cheeks. But relie1
always came; the threatened danger
was always averted and these pioneer
women had acquired the habit III swt!
reaction.
That afternoon, Mrs. Youngbcrg va
TO entertain at the A B G ranch tn
ladies of the Improvement club. l
was a -glorification meeting, II
celebrate the planting Of trees in tn
streets of Calexico. and to plan tn
campaign OF their planting. Mrs
Blinn drove into town to get Cert!
Hardin. Neither woman had seen he
husband since the interrupted driv'
the night before.
II don't know whether I should co.
Mrs. Hardin hesitated, her face turned
toward the A B G ranch. "Perhap'
there is something we could do"
II have just come from the levee.'
Mrs. Blinn's jolly face had lost it
apprehension. "The water has no
risen an inch since breakfast. Most o.
the men have been sent home. Wher
Howard didn't come home to lunch,
grew anxious. But Mr.. Rickard says
he sent him to Fassett's with more
dynamite"
..,"There he is," thrilled Gerty.
Mrs. Blinn's eye swept the street
"Where? Your husbandW
"No, Mr.. Rickard. Passing the bank
There, he's stopped. wonder If he Is
going in? You call him, Mrs. Blinn."
Obediently her friend hailed Rick
ard. He turned back to the wind!
street. He felt boyish; the crisis was
giving him mercurial feet. He loved
the modern battle. Elements to phi
ones brains against, wits against
force!
Gerty Hardin's face was flushing
and paling. 'The river" she faltered
Should we be alarmed, Mr.. Richard?
Smiling, he assured her she should
not be alarmed; the levees would pro
tect the towns.
"Mr. Hardin Is up at Fassett'<
ranch, he will be coming back today.
l told your husband, Mrs. Blinn, f
catch q nap and then relieve Mr.. Har
din"
Gerty found a significance in his
words. He had said "N1r. Hardin" and
"your husband, Mrs. Blinn." 1t was
enough to weave dreams around.
"We can't do anything, Mr.: Rickard:
to help? urged Gerty Hardin, her
voice tremulous.
II hope We won't have to call on you
at ALL"
There was no excuse to linger.
Gerty threw a wistful little smile at
parting.
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CHAPTER XIV.
CONTINUED From Last Friday

"F'rom the water-tower." MacLean's
voice split the wind. "The wires are
alI down between the Crossing and the
towns. Coronel was on the tower-he
got the signal from the Heading-he's
been there each night for week."
This was q great night-for his chief,
Rickard!
Gerty Hardin caught the thrill of
his hero-worship. How splendid, how
triumphant!
Innes found herself in her brothers
buggy. His horse, under the whip,
dashed forward. Suddenly he pulled
II back on its launches, narrowly
averting jam. "Where's Mac
Lean|
The boy rode back. "Who's call
ing me?"
"Give me. your horse" demanded
Hardin. "You take my sister home"
. Gerty Hardin's party was. torn like
q bow Of useless finery. Facing the
wind now, no one could talk; no one
wanted to talk. Each. was threshing
out lis own thoughts; personal ruin
stared them in the face. Every man
was remembering that reckless e1
pused cut Of Hardin's; pinning thal
hope to that ridiculed levee. The
horses broke into q reckless gallop,
the buggies lurching wildly as they
lodged one another. The axles
creaked and strained. The wind tore
away the hats of the women, rent
their pretty chiffon wells.
The dusty road was peopled with
dark formless shapes The signals
3 had spread the alarm; the desert
world was flocking to the gorge Of the
New river, tc the levee.
The women were dumped without
ceremony on the sidewalk, under the
screened bird cage Of the Desert
hotel. Shiverang, her pre- y teeth
chattering Gerty Hardin ushered
them into the deserted hall. The
SIuuSSS COOh SuOESU away hlS f26AA -
an armchair by the open fire. The
men had rushed away to the levee.'
"Women must wait" Gerty's laugh
was hystericat. eve can do no good
down there" She threw herself, con-
scious Of heroineship, into the ordeal
Of her spoilt entertainment.
It was always an incoherent dream
to Innes Hardin, that wild ride home
ward, the lurching scraping buggies
the apprehensive silence, this budding
of women like. scared rabbits around q
table that had else been gay. The
women's teeth shivered over the ices
Their faces looked ghastly by the light
she'd by Gerty's, green shades. . She
wished she were at the levee. She
simply must 60 to the levee. I'm 60
ing to get a wrap" she threw to Gerty
as she passed. II left it in the hail."
She stole through the deserted Of
fee, past the white and silver soda
fountain, and out into the speeding
blur Of the night. Formless shapes
soft-footed, passed her. AS she spec
past the French windows Of the din
ing room she could get view OF the
shattered party.
Innes made dive into the darkness
There was a dim outline Of Fastening
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On the Levee.

Hardin did not 60 home that night.
He was feeling to the quick the irony
Of his position; his duty now to pro-
tect the levee he'd ridlculed; now the
only hope of the towns! The integrity
of the man never faltered, though his.
thoughts ran wild. Like the relentless
hounds of Actaeon. they pursued him,
barking at his vanity.
He started the anxious ranchers at
sacldng sand: Bodefeldt ran up to tell
him that there was a hill of. filled
sacks over in Mexicali. "Rickard had
bunch of Indians working for q
week"
The confusion Of the shy fellow did
not escape Hardin. Oh, he knew what
Bodefeldt was thinking, what every
une was saying! They were all laugh
ing at him. The coincidence of this
extraordinary flood had upheld Rick
ards wild guess, haloed his judgment.
1t was all piece of his Internal luck.
Sickening, that's what it was! His
orders scattered. He ran up and down
the levee, giving orders; recalling
them when he found he was repeating
Richards.
This new humiliation, coming on the
heels Of the dredge fiasco, put him in
eXecrable temper. He shouted his Or
ders over the noiJes OF the night. He
rated the men, bullied them. No one
did anything right! Lord, what he
had to put up with! The other men,
the ranchers and engineers, saw IN
his excitement certainty Of the valleys
doom.
The wind and the darkness con.
tributed to the confusion. Eager
shovels were tossing up earth before
anyone could tell where the danger
point would be. The water was not
yet high enough to determine the place
of battle. Sacked sand was being
brought over fromeMexicali. Fifty
pair of hands made short work OF
Richards chill" Lanterns were flash:
ing through the darkness like restless
fireflies. The wind and rushing water
deadened the sound Of the voices. 1t
was a battle Of giants against pyg-
mics. In the darkness, the giants
threatened to conquer.
At three in the morning, q horseman
rode in from Fassett's, one Of the big
ranches to the north, cut by the New
river.
"The river. is cutting back" he
called through the din, cutting back
toward the towns"
A, turn in the gorge, careless
dump-pit had pulled the river like q
mad horse back on its launches. II
was kicking back.
"They are short-handed up there
They need help
Dynamite, cried Silent and Har.
din antiphonally. They happened to
be standing near.
"We must have dynamite" bawled
Hardin. "Are the wires down between
hrre and Brawley? We must get q
wire somehow to Los Angeles, to rush
it down mere this morning"
"It's here. There is a carload on
the siding," yelled Silent.
Hardin did not need to ask by
whose orders it was there. An angry
scowl spoiled his face.
'"Put some on the machine" He
was turning away. -
Silent called after him. Did Mr.
Hardin think it was safe? There was
no road between the towns and Fas'
sett's. The night, the explosive-should
they not wait till morning? The cues
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assss>-Ass-
had left his water tower. His black
coarse hair was streaming in the
wind, his mouth, ajar, was express
sionless, though the fulfilment of the
Great Prophecy was at hand. Beneath
the cheek-splotches of green and red
paint rested a curious dignity The
Indian was to come again into his own.
What was his own, she questioned,
as her feet stumbled over loosened
boarding, ditch crossing she had not
seen. More corn, perhaps more fiery
stuff to wash down the corn! More
white mans money in the brown
mans pocket-that, his happiness.
Why should he not thank the. gods?
His gods were speaking! For when
the waters of the great river ran back
to the desert, the long ago outraged
gods were no longer angry. The towns
might go, but the great Indian gods
were showing their good will
She joined a group at the levee,
winding her veil over mouth and fore
head. Dark shapes swayed near her.
The wind was making havoc Of the
mad waters rushing down from the
channel. The noise Of wind and wa
ters was appalling. Strange loud
voices came through the din, Of In
dians, Mexicans; cultural sounds. Men
ran past her, carrying shovels. pulling
sacks of sand; lanterns, blown dim,
flashed their pale light on her chilled
cheeks.
Not even the levee, she knew then,
would save the towns. This was the
end.
CHAPTER XIV.
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Innes Made a Dive Into the Darkness.

Innes Made Dive Into the Darkness.
figures in fropt of her. She could
hear some one breathing heavily by
her side. They kept apace, stumbling.
occasionally, the moving gloom betray-
ing their feet. A man came running
back toward the town. "It's cutting
backw He cried. "Nothing but the
ievee will save the towns!''
The levee!
The harsh breathing followed her.
AS they passed the wretched hut Of
Mexican gambler, a sputtering light
shone out. lines looked back. She
saw the wrinkled face Of Coronel. who
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1919-05-09
Newberry Week Beginning May IA

pains in the limbs, backache, no ap-
petite, and broken sleep, should know
that relief is at hand. The root anu
herb remedy, Dreco, has wide repu-
tation for getting rid of all these
troubles, as is proven by the many
letters received from we'll known ana
reliable persons. For instance, Mr.. G.
E. Cheek, of II BENEFIT St., Green
Vile, S. c., says:
81 could not eat or sleep with any
satisfaction; my kidneys were weak,
and I had backache most all of the
time. My stomach was gassy ana
often panied me. MY appetite went
off to almost nothing, and my sleep
was broken. My joints were full o.
rheumatism, and my muscles sore 10
the touch I had taken several med
icines but none seemed TO do me any
good. Reading one day OF Dreco, [
decided to try it. Two bottles OF
Dreco have wiped out all my troubles
and am feeling Ike a new person.
I advise all persons who suffer as J
did to try Dreco."
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WHY SUFFER SO?

Why suffer from a bad back, from
sharp. shooting twinges, headaches;
dizziness and distressing urinary ills
Newberry people recommend Doan
Kidney Pills. Could you ask for
stronger proof of merit?
Mrs. S. Thopmson, 512 Wright ST.
Newberry, says: "Too much heavy
work and lifting brought on bad
case of kidney trouble and broke
down my health several years ago.
When 1 tired to straighten up after
I bent over, pain went through me
and almost took away my breath.
got dizzy occasionally and would al
most fall to the floor Everything
would get black before my eyes and
I could hardly stand. Nervous head
jaches bothered me and I was so tired
mornings. l could hardly go. All
this. together with my kidneys not
acting as they should, kept me in
pretty bad shape. Hearing of Doan's
Kidney Pills at the time, I got sup
ply at Glider and Weeks Co.'S drug
store, and they relieved me from the
first. I kept taking them until I was
entirely rid of the trouble"
soc. al all dealers. Foster-Milburn
Co., Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
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TO LOT OWNERS
ROSEMONT CEMETERY

Having bought an additional strip
OF land adjoining Rosemont cemetery
the money is needed to pay for same
II is desired to raise the funds by the
collection of amounts due on unpaid
for lots, of which there are good
many. The deeds of conveyance have
been placed in the hands Of Mr.. K
H. Greneker for collection.
r. Y. Leavell,
Sec. and Treas. Trustees Rosemon:
Cemetery.
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Wonderful How Bright and Cheerful
the World Looks After Taking the
New Nausealess CalOmel.

Have you tried the new nausealess
calomel that makes calomel taking
pleasure? If>you have, you appreci-
ate the wonderful virtues. of calomel
when robbed Of all it's unpleasant and
.nauseating effects.
Calotabs is the sensation r of the
year in the drug trade. Pharmacists
regard it as perfect remedy for the
liver. It's. effect in biliousness, con-
stipation and indigestion is most de-
lightful..
The next. time your liver needs
thorough cleansing try Calotabs. One
tablet at bedtime with a swallow II
water, that's ALL No taste, no salts,
no gripping. You wake up in the morn
ing feeling fine, with your system
thoroughly cleansed and hearty ap-
petite for breakfast. Eat what you
please-no danger of salvation.
Calotabs are never sold in bulk; for
your protection they are sold only IN
original, sealed packages, price 81
cents. Your druggist will gladly re-
fund your money if you do not lind
them effective and del.ghtful.-(adv.;
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SCHEDULE.

The following is the new schedule
effective Sunday, April 13, 1919:
Southern
No. Is to Greeville due at Newberry
at S:4S m.
No. IS to Columbia due at Newberry
at 1890 p m.
No. II to Greenville due at Newberry
at 4:05 p m.
No. 16 to Columbia due at Newberry
at $3.50 p m.
c.. n. s. L.
No. IS to Columbia due at Newberry
at 9:53 a m.
No. 12 to Laurens. (mixed) due at
Newberry at 9:44 m.
No. 50 to Laurens due at Newberry
at 100 p m.
No. SO to Columbia due at Newberry
at 1888 m.
No. 13 Columbia (mixed) due at
Newberry at $50 p m.
No. "a to Laurens due at NeWberry
at 6:15 p m.
Yours truly,
T. S. Letter,
Ticket Agent.
Opr & B-O-1.
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666 cures Malaria Fever.
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.lweek.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Counts of Little
Mountain spent Friday with relatives.
- Mrs. Sim Price has returned to her
home in Saluda after spending week
! with her, son, Mr.. J. A. Price.
MIR. J. B. Stockman's home was
:, lovely in its late. spring setting of
roses, red and white and an abundance
OF foliage which was the scene of a
charming afternoon affair Wednesday
:; when Mrs. J. B. stockman entertain-
ed in honor of the teachers of the
!, Prosperity high and graded school
Mrs. Stockman guided the guests as
they entered and, showed them into
the drawing room where rook was
played. Miss Clara Brown scored
highest, winning a lovely box Of
stationery. The BOBBY prize fell to
Miss Ethel Counts. which was a
strawberry embry. Misses Ruth Stock
man and Catherine Counts served
strawberries and three different kinds
OF cake to the following guests:
Mesdames J. F. Browne. J. D. Quat-
tiebaum. NJ. C. Morris and Mrs. Marx
Simpson. Misses Mayme Swittenbrug.
Ruby Thorn, Theresa Maybin, Rosine
Singley, Clara Brown, Willie Mae
Wise, Ethel Counts and Effe Hawkins.
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y HOUR KODAK FINISHING

All rolls developed 10c; packs zoe
up: prints 21-ac, &c, sc; enlarging
35c up. Specialists-we do nothing
but kodak finishing. All work guar
anteed to please. Eastman Kodaks,
Films, Supplies.
COLUMBIA PHOTO FINISHING co.
I'LL Taylor Street, Columbia, S. C..
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Dreco, the root and herb medicine,
prrifies the blood, strengthens the
Eidnevs. rouses the liver to action, re-
lieves constipation. lifts the load from
the stomach, and builds up the entire
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At meeting OF the board OF trus-
tees of the Prosperity school on We'd
ncsday the entire faculty was re,
elected for the session 1919-192O.
Miss Ruth Stockman entertained
the young society set on Friday even,
, 'ng in honor OK her house-guests
Misses Mary Kohn, Willette Wheeler
Evetta Unger, Nell Gregory and
Lynette Grigsby of Saluda, S. c.
Mrs. T. L. Shealy returned home
Sunday from the Columbia hospital
Misses Mary DeWalt Hunter anJ
Mira Hunter were shoppers ito Co
!; lumbia on Saturday.
Mr.. L. c. Merchant and family OF
Batesburg spent Saturday here eN
route to Newberry to spend the week
end with relatives
Mss Meadows of Greenwood spent
the weekend with Miss Ruby Thorn.
Mr.. A. H. Hawkins has returned
from a business trip to Greenville.
Mrs. Fax Peak after months stav
with her sister. Mrs. q. W. Beden
baugh, has returned to her home III
Rocky Mount, Va
Mr.. Johnnie Langford of Columbia
was home for the weekend.
Miss Mayme Swittenberg spent
Sunday in Newberry.
Mrs. E. A. Counts has gone to tn:
Columbia hospital to have her tonsiis
removed.
Mrs L. s. Bowers condition has i'm
proved, so her son, S Bushnell Bow
ers has returned to his home ii,
Fitzgerald, Ga.
Mr.. A. H. Kohn of Columbia visited
at the home of Mr. S. ]. Kohn last
Wednesday.
The friends of Mrs T. L. shealv
will be pleased to hear that she Is
returning this week from the Colum-
bia hospital.
Mr.. ]. C.. Taylor of Batesburg spent
the weekend here with his family.
Mrs. Nancy Wheeler is visiting her
daughter, Mrs. H. H. R.kard of New
berry.
Mrs. E. w. Werts and Miss Kate
Barre were in Columbia Friday to see
their sister, s. Mae LIE, Chase, who
is under treatment at the Columbia
hospital.
Mr.. A. G. Wise spent Friday in Co.
lumbia.
Mr.. W. B Wise Of Little Mountain
has come to Prosperity to spend several
weeks, hoping the change will benefit
his health. While here he is the guest
of his brother, Mr.. A. G. Wise.
Mr.. Joe B. Hartman has returned
from Columbia.
Mrs. F. sE Schumpert has. as her
guest, Mrs. Mary Livingston of New
berry.
Mr.. VIM. Tallarast of Greenville
spent Saturday and Sunday here with
friends. ,@' =,
Mr.. and Mrs. Birge Wise visited
relatives in Newberry Sunday.
Miss Elizabeth McWaters has re-
turned to Columbia after few days
stay with her mother, MRS. Corrie
McWaters.
Beginning May S, the mail from and
for train number Is will be handled
by the train crew. A lock box hayirg
been placed on the Southern platform
in which to deposit the mail bags.
Miss Celeste Singley, after several
weeks stay with her parents, Mr. and
Mrs. j. c. Sing1ey, has returned to
Columbia.
DR.. and Mrs. j. A. Hunt of Saluda
were guests Sunday of Mr.. and Mrs.
B. B. Schumpert
Miss Elizabeth May of Columbia was
home for the weekend
Mr. Roy Kohn after short visi;
to his mother, Mrs. S. J. Kohn, has
returned to Columbia.
Prof. J. S. Wheeler of Ridge Spring
was here Saturday and Sunday.
THE HERALD AND NEWS ONE
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NOTICE.

No jury cases will be heard at the
May term Of court, hence jurors who
have been summoned need not come
Jno. c. Goggans,
5-6 2t c. G. G. T.
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system.
Dreco is now sold by all good drug
gists throughout the country and is
highly recommended in Newberry Sy
Glider and Weeks. -. .. -. -. -
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COULD NOT EAT
NOR SLEEP WELL

Annette Poor. Nerves Shaky, and
Stomach Full OF Gas, South Care
1inian Now Claims DrecO Changed
it All.
To those who suffer from constipa-
ton. weak kidneys, sluggish liver,
poor digestion, gas in the stomach,
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Distressing
Eyesiight
Headaches

Medical investigation proves thai
4: per cent. of headaches are directly
due to eye strain.
Eye strain can be relieved by cor
rectly focused and fitted glasses.
If you have the headaches
We have the glasses
E. C. PIERCE
0ptometrist
CAROLINA OPTICAL co.
3G5 Exchange Bank Building
NEWBERRY, S. c.
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DOCTORS PREFER CALOTABS
FOR A LAZY LIVER.