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Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09

Some nights q man can't sleep, that
20,
But why toss round and fuss?
II we can't go to sleep we know
The sleep will come to US
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09

Some day, I swear.
III take a trip;
And I won't give
A doggone tip.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09
RIFFS OF BY=PLAY
by LUKE MeLUkE
co,,,;ob.. 1919. the Cincinnati Inquirer

o. sond Ms a ticket to the Cincinnati
hall park, good on october l, Islv'
the first day of the WORLDS series
And he did. He mailed US O
na+i street car ticket.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09
hIcICYi

We hate to keep ANYONE our Oh me se
o1rb But what are we gonna 40
nitb Helen Hootens, of Venice, Ohio1
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09
You Know Himi
A Hick, by Jings,
Is Oswald Blose;
He says: them" things,
When he means those

There was a gay grille from Lynke,
Who at a strange man chanced 10
wynke.
He said: How dee dol"
And she started to COO
Now hes minus his bankroll, poor
gynke!
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09
.oco,,t the Amendment

Wc ACCEpI tHC H-.II
Wilmington News Journal
Tuke McLuke says that the altIer-
nee between marriage and a prize
6gbt is that in a prize fight the russ
ing is all over in a few rouhus' ~
he might have d thae
fight brings in a lot OF money.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09

Well, Welt
Some women do not say ahylnins
when they talk, while GtheTs say
Sapa onerator in Cincinnati.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09

She's There With the Goods
Mamie Calico teaches school at
Coffoaburg, KY, and they say she's
as fine As silk.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09
Eooeyi

OF course you are liable to find a
| stray hair in meat that is hashed up
4 that way. But what We started to
say was that Harry Hamburg runs a
| restaurant In Harrison, Ohio.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09
No JOkei

Luke's old pal, Will rogers, VINO
is now a movie star, ems US snat
pf his own; if he did, he would have
no time to be one.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09
Lake Is a Bear Cat on Wheels

INalAG- IO-lUJ NCNSI
We do not know q whole lot, but
We 90 know that q man is usually
what he suspects others Of being
Luke. Ny, Luke, but you're a clever
guy
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09

This L a Crool Woild!
Dr.. Thomas II. Stewart promised
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09
Luke McLMke Says

Our Daily Special
Worry Is The Undertakers Best
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09

4hirL a mule I'd rather meet
Than any man I ever saw;
For. while a mule kicks with ms iese'
Man does his kicking with ms Jaw.
MAN Luke McLuke.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1919-10-09

Ana there is this: The mule VINO
kicks,
Befora he kicks oft has a reason,
Rnt when you meet these other hI
Iney Fe Z al
sun Dalton Citizen.
Evening journal., 1919-08-14
An Internal Treatment
For Piles (Hemorrhoids)
Gives absolute relief from an pain and
suffering. Has never failed.
Guaranteed.

Many people have become despondent
because they have been led 20 believe that
their case was hopeless and that there was
no remedy for their case.
Go 70 your druggist and get an original
bottle Of Miro Pile Remedy. the dlscov-
cry Of clever Ohio chemist. that taken
internally. passes unchanged. through the
stomach and intestines. and thus reaches
the source Of the trouble. where. by its
soothing. healing antiseptic action. II fret
allays and then by direct contact with the
nlcers and piles causes them TO heal and
disappear forever.
It's positively marvellous how speedily
Il acts. Blessed relief often comes in two
or three days; even in cases that have re
sisted all previously known treatments
really wonderful results have been accom-
plished. II Is one OF the wonderful dis
coveries Of recent years and anyone who
is disappointed with its use can have their
money refunded.
N. b. Danforth dispenses Miro or can get
Il for you on short notice. Surely IL Is
worth the little trouble to obtain TO be rid
OF piles forever.
IAiPORrANT-wha IL known as Itch
ing piles are not piles IN the true sense OF
the word. although this condition NAV
accompany trIe case Of piles. For this
condition Miro Pile Ointment has been
prepared as in such cases II Is not neces-
sary TO take the internal prescription.
Evening journal., 1919-08-14

his presence on the silver sheet during
the eighteen months in which ne served
In the United states army. both in this
country and at the front.
II is this picture that Is 10 he at the
Queen three days beginning today out
side OF the fact that 10 is the return
vehicle for Major Warwick. IL Is also
a production ~ unusual worth and the
play a. enacted. with William Gillette
in the leading role Is and was rated as
one OF the most successful productions
that were played on the American stage
Warwick knows the game OF war
That Is why he plays 10 with such inn
pressiye sincerity I'm secret Service. q"
which Is a story of war. not Of the re-
cent great strife but the civil war and
the actor-hero seems % have hut
changed his Yankee uniform OF today
10 the Union and Confederate garb OF
yesterday.
Outside OF Major Warwick as the
star. there are Other players in the
Evening journal., 1919-08-14
attractions at the CITY Theatres
AT THE RIAITO.

Charlie Chaplin is one OF the bright
lights at the Rialio today when he Is
swayed by The desire 10 see more OF
the bright lights in his picture. "A night
at the Show" which Is one OF the fes-
lures on the program OF the theatre.
This is one OF the earlier Chaplin re-
leases but It's tricks are ever new and
laugh provoking and the comedian as
the gallery rat and the orchestra
lounger Is slde-splltting In both OF his
transformations.
Bert Lytell In The Spender" is the
dramatic feature OF the program. II. too
has a decided blend OF comedy in Il
and concerns the efforts OF a young
man TO help an immensely rich relative
to suend money and enjoy life. And he
does.
Tomorrow. William s. Hart will be
seen in The Dawnmaker." THIS ls one
OF the stars earliest productions and
worth seeing.
Evening journal., 1919-08-14

by the decision Of the United States
Supreme Court in sustaining the Adam
son eight-hour law. that whenever a
labor dispute threatens the operation
of an insirumentality OF interstate
communication the President shall ap-
point a commission which shall write
a contract for the parties. 10 remain
in force until they shall voluntarily
agree between themselves. thus retain
Ing 10 both parties their freedom OF
contract subject only 10 the paramount
interest Of the public in the continued
operation Of the railway service.
such proposals. merely bring en-
phatically 10 the attention Of the public
and possible disputants the limits which
the paramount right Of social .self-de-
fense has long placed on the activity
OF combinations
I'VE do not deem 10 necessary 10
argue the respective merits Of public or
private ownership. The great system
Of transportation which we enjoy Is
tho fruit OF private Initiative and enter
prise. The abuses and evils incidental
10 its growth have yielded 10 a steadily
increasing extent Of control but our
ideals and principles are not favorable
10 the public operation Of private enter
prise. especially I'm any competition be-
tween the government and its own
citizens.
ut IL moreover seriously doubtful
whether our organic law which makes
the public authority a regulator Of
commerce. authorizes n TO conduct a
business operation save under the
pressure Of the national exigency which
brought government railroad control
control into being"
Evening journal., 1919-08-14

thrills and suspense for the entertain
ment OF the audience.
Flora Farnsworth, dancing partner Of
NJ. Boresky Is the leading figure Of this
almost tragist romance She is a girl
who is not 10 be considered along the
same lines as the ordinary dancer in a
restaurant for she had ambition Of the
kind that urged her TO educate herself
and constantly study for thlngs that
are better.
Niahlon Hamilton plays opposite the
star. Robert Caine also appears with
her. He ia one Of the principals in
Secret Service" which Is the current
attraction at the Queen.
At THE QUEEN.
II Is in the screen version Of William
Gillette's famous play which Is also a
Paramount-Artcraft Special, Secret
Service that Major David Warwick
chooses 10 return 10 the screen and his
admirers who have more than missed
Evening journal., 1919-08-14
At sHELLPOT PARK.

Rainy weather did not interfere with
a good sized crowd seeing the excellent
vaudeville show in the Family Theatre
al Shellpot Park last night. The coy
little theatre has the advantage OF be-
ing under roof and performances can
he given despite the weather. Phroso.
The automaton. 70 is a question with the
patrons Of The park whether he Is
man or a mechanical figure continues
20 mysiify the people. Rain yesterday
afternoon interiered with the plan OF
taking Phroso about the city so that
people might have view OF him al
close range. II the weather permits
he viii be taken about the city today.
Before the week rs out the manage
ment will tell tho people' whether
Evening journal., 1919-08-14
AT THE MAJESTIC

Alice Brady might easily be termed
the star OF every mood for in her re-
cent productions she has shown TO her
admirers and the public in general that
what there Is in human nature she is
able 10 enact and In so doing varlates in
her pictures greatly with the kind Of
portrayal. But recently II was that she
was seen at the Queen In HIS Bridal
Night" a laugh and smile all the way
through and now with the showing Of
THE Death Dance" at the Majestic she
brings out a character that blends to-
ward tragedy and leaves nothing but
Evening journal., 1919-08-14
$1.95

Special lot of womens satin evening Slippers
Hand turned soles and French heels. Made in rich,
lustrous black and white satin and sold regularly
at $500.
Evening journal., 1919-08-14
$2.95

Women's high shoes in patent coskIn and dull
black cafskin with either cloth or KID tops, button
and lace styles. Regular Sc values.
Evening journal., 1919-08-14
TO EAT MATERMIONs.

The Goodfellows Club. OF Grace VI
r. Church, expect to have great
time at their watermelon party at
Brandywine summit tonight. In adds
tion TO the luscious red fruit, there
VIII be social diversions.
Evening journal., 1919-08-14

supporting cast who are known and
immensely popular in every community.
The list includes Wanda llawley. who
plays the lead opposite the star, Thee
dore Roberts. Edyihe Chapman, Ray
mond lIatlon Casson Ferguson, Rob
ert Caine. Irving Cummings. Guy Oil
Yer and Norman Selby.
II Is The greatest romance OF the civil
war and you must not miss %.
Evening journal., 1919-08-14
Al TME VICTORIA.

'Tho Sleeping Lion. .being shown at
the Victoria gives Monroe salisbury an
opportunity for what mlghi we'll be
termed a portrayal Of dual roles. so
widely different are lhe characters Of
Tony Nallero. the crmgng italian i'm
migrant who models In clay In New
York, and the Tony Nallero OF a year
later, after the virlle atmosphere OF the
west has changed him into a swash-
bucklng. dashlng cattle baron.
Tony's lifelong ambition has been 10
save enough money 10 go west and buy
cattle ranch. The day before he
leaves. with S2,OO0 laborously saved
American dollars In his pocket. Tony
befriends a little neNsie OF the italian
quarter. adopts the boy into his afeo-
tions and takes him west
While big Tony develops into a pow
erful nghiing map. The boy becomes
strong and rugged. Life in the west
however. Is a long series OF obstacles
Evening journal., 1919-08-14
AT nRANnYMINE spnINCs.

Brandywins Springs Park Is sim en-
tertalning whenever the weather per
mils, The big park is most delight
ful place In which 90 spend a day or
few hours as the patron may desire.
Evening journal., 1919-08-14

Phroso is man or figure and in tllo
meantime there is considerable specu-
lation on the subject.
Evening journal., 1919-08-14

The park is splendldly eqnipped -s.sss
amusenenis.
Evening journal., 1919-08-14
The Pyle Idea

is that true economy must he
based on quality; that you can't
get full value for your money I'M
less the shoes are right, and YOU
can rest assured that every pair
of shoes you buy in this. sale is
backed by the "Pyle guarantee" of
quality and service.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-04-09
FRANK WESLER HERE
TO TAKE CHARGE OF
SCHOOL GARDEN WORK

Frank w. Wesler, of Purdue uni
versity, arrived in Richmond Wednes-
day morning to take up his duties as
supervisor of school gardening. Mr..
Wesler graduated from Purdue uni
versity in the class of 1918, and has
had experience in Upton, Ind, as
garden supervisor, having held a po-
sition there in the summer of 1917.
Since finishing his course at Purdue,
he has been a teacher Of horticulture
in the Boys Working Reserve at Pur-
due. y
Mr.. Wesler will take up his duties
Immediately, though his term does not
begin until April Is. He will be in
his office at the Commercial club from
$50 until 11.30 in the morning, and
1.3O until o'clock in the afternoon.
Mr.. Wessler succeeds e. F. Murphy
who is now assistant regional super
visor Of gardening. Mr.. Wesler says
he is willing to give any information
anyone may desire about gardening
He will help persons to control plant
diseases, insects, ETC., in their gar
dens.
At this time he is unable to state
lust what his program in the schools
and the city will be, because he is
not familiar with the work that has
been done in Richmond and has nc
way of finding out until Mr.. Murphy
arrives in Richmond on Saturday. and
Superintendent ]. H. Bentley Of the
schools, comes from Chicago, where
he is on business.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-04-09
British Send Out Call for
Relief Force in Russia
(Ry Associated Press)

LONDON, Tuesday. April S-Via
Montreal-The war office has issued
an urgent appeal for volunteers for
the relief force for north Russia. It
is that the men must be trained sol
diers who have been demobilized or
discharged or who are serving at home
or on normal engagements or for two,
three of four years.
All men re-enlisting must be fully
trained, fit for general service and
over 19 years Of age. Discharged or
demobilized soldiers will be given
the rank held when they left the col
ors. The pay will be the same as tha t
of the armies of occupation. The per-
iod of enlistment will be for a year or
for such shorter period as required
but no man re-enlisted for this duey
will be kept longer than required for
special work. On completion of the
period of service all men will be given
two months furlough or any longer
period to which he may be entitled on
full pay.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-04-09
CLEAR UP TROUBLE
WITH JAP TROOPS
INV Associated Press,

WASHINGTON, Apr. 9.-Exchanges
between the United States and the
Japanese government regarding the
recent clash at Tien Tsin, China, be-
tween American soldiers and Japanese
are expected to result shortly in a
satisfactory understanding closing the
incident.
The full report of American consul
general Heintzleman has been receiv-
ed at the state department. it was
learned to day and the investigation
by the American authorities has been
practically completed. A few details
remain undetermined however, and
until this is done it is unlikely that
any statement will be made by the
department.
II is known that the trouble began
in the French concession III clash
between soldiers of the American and
Japanese forces at Tien Tsin. The
following day soldiers clashed again
and 1t seems that both the Japanese
and American concession were invad
ed during the fighting.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-04-09
Three Thousand Reuenue Agents Will
Enforce Provisions of ''Dry" Law

worm sold. In addition the manufac-
turer is required by law to report the
name and address of the purchaser
and the purchaser Of the still is re-
quired to report the purchase Of his
still, and the nature of the surround
ings in which it is to be placed. If
person is detected operating a
fees ordinarily imposed on distiller
in addition to fines and other penal
ties for law violation.
Great care is to be observed by rev
enue officials to prevent unnecessary
interference with the production and
distribution of alcohol for industrial
and commercial purposes, under the
prohibition act. Regulations govern
ing production of this non-beverage
alcohol will be issued soon.
BY careful system of admins
trative regulations, the bureau plans
to make it very difficult to use
flavoring extracts, perfumes, toilet
preparations, and other articles con
! tanning alcohol, for beverage pur
poses. Medicine containing alcoho
already must have composition tC
| make it physically impossible to take
quantities of it as beverage withou
making the thirsty person ILL., Mos
essential oils contained in perfume:
are said to be guarantees against the
use of perfume for drinking, since the
i oils will cause illness.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-04-09
Paris Urged for Seat
Of League of Nations
(By Associated Press)

PARIS, April 9.-The French socie-
ty for the promotion of league of ma
tions has adopted, on motion of Pro
fessor Aulard, of the University Of
Paris, a resolution asking the peace
conference to adopt French as the Of
ficial language of the league Of ma
tions. The society is also promoting
a movement in favor of Paris as the
seat of the league of nations.
This organization is entirely unof-
fetal, and the French government
will take no steps to assist the move
ment relative to the capital of the
league. The foreign office officials
who speak on he subject say that
France would be proud if location
in this country might be chosen, but
that no formal steps will be tken to
that end.
The commission considering the
choice of the city which will be the
seat of the league has not yet made
any decision.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-04-09
FRIENDS POSTPONE
WORLD CONFERENCE
UNTIL next YEAR

The World Conference OF Friends to
have been held In London August 22
to 20 this year, has been postponed
one year, cablegram copy received
at the Central offices of the Five
Years Meeting Of America this morn
ing announced. Ten delegates from
Indiana Yearly Meeting, ike num-
Der from Iowa Yearly, 80 delegates
from Philadelphia had been appointed
to the conference, while other Yearly
Meetings of America were about to
name their delegates. 1t is under
stood that if possible the same dele
gates from Indiana Yearly Meeting
will go to the conference in 1920.
The unsettled conditions in England
at the present time are thought to be
the cause of the sudden postponement
of the conference, which was to have
been the largest gathering of delegat-
ed bodies Of Friends ever brought
together.
The cablegram copy received by DR..
Walter c. Woodward, editor Of The
American Friend, this morning from
Hollingsworth Wood, who had been
cabled directly from the English
Friends in charge Of the conference,
suggested that an American English
preliminary conference be planned i'm
mediately for 1919, this preliminary
conference to be held in the United
States. A letter explaining more fully
the suggestion of the English Friends
is following the cable, it is thought
This matter will be given immediate
consideration.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-04-09
BELIEVE ORDER IS
RESTORED IN EGYPT
(By Associated Press)

LONDON, April 9.-Replying in the
house of commons Tuesday to ques-
tion regarding the situation in Egypt,
Cecil B. Harmsworth, under-secretary
for foreign affairs, said General Al
lenby's recent proclamation announc-
ing that order in great measure had
been restored, gave Egyptians wish
ing to leave the country, permission
to do so.
It was understood, added Mr.. Harms
worth, that an Egyptian ministry was
being formed and a deputation of
ministers would visit England in re-
sponse to an invitation already given
twice by the British government. Mr..
Harmsworth stated that he under
stood General Allenby's proclamation
included permission for persons orig.
inally debarred from England to come
to that country.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1919-04-09
<By Associated Press)

WASHINGTON, April g. - Three
thousand internal revenue agents
working in specially arranged zones
throughout the United States will en-
force prohibition after July !, accord
ing to plans announced today by the
revenue bureau. Nearly 500 inspect
ors will be trained for the work, to be
added to the force of 1888 revenue
agents already available for police reg
ulations, and the machinery for en-
forcement will be in working order be-
fore the date when absolute prohibi
ton becomes effective.
This force of special agents will be
distributed among the districts where
law violation is threatened to the larg-
est extent, and special attention Will
be paid to cities, where revenue Off
cials look for most persistent efforts
! to make whisky illegally. In addition,
the revenue authorities plan to coop
crate with local police and to leave
| the greater part of the enforcement
| work to these authorities in localities
where the police appear efficient.
! Without such plan, the force OF even
three thousand agents would be in
sufficient to police the entire country.
! Although manufacture of liquor for
personal use will be equally illegal
with the production for sale, revenue
! agents are expected to devote most OF
| their time to the commercial traffic,
and to leave the enforcement of the
law against personal manufacture to
local police.
| Divide Country Into Zones.
| Internal revenue bureau agents un
der the direction Of B. C. Keith, deputy
commissioner, now are working on a
plan to divide the country into zones
which will be Independent in many
cases from the 81 collectors zones al
ready established. One chief inspect
or will be assigned to each zone with
as many. assistants as the character
of the territory indicates necessary
The men will be especially trained In
detection work, most having served
in that capacity for many years. AL
though heretofore, liquor violations
have been found by revenue agents
mainly among moonshiners of south
ern mountains, however, prohibition is
expected to stimulate Illicit distilla
ton enormously in cities where the
demand will be most constant anC
consequently where greater profits
} from the occupation can be reaped.
One aspect of liquor law violations
has grown out of the hundreds o.
recipes for home manufacture of beer
ale, wines, and even distilled liquors
now being circulated in all parts O
the country. Booklets and printed
pamphlets of these recipes have
reached revenue officials from score!
) of cities. 1t was explained today tina
. to make liquor according to thes'
recipes will constitute violations O
the law although it was admitted i
would be difficult to prevent the man
ufacture in most cases.
Must Register Stills.
Private stills can be acquired legal
ly only by registration with the rev
enue collector of the district. Manu-
facturers of stills are under strict reg
ulation Of the revenue bureau, bein.
required to pay fifty dollars yea
license for doing business, and to pa!
specific tax of $40 on each still O.