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primeras tentativas con la-ayuda de mi
hermana, y tanto creei6 mi afan de
aprender a cantar, que mis- padres me
cnviaron a estudiar mGsica bajO la
direction del professor BARNARD Irr-
gang cmpaz6 mis- estudios de violin,
composici6u y ammonia. Mas tarde com
plete estos estudios con otros de mas
j. 9Qftancia. Ri professor Eduard Nc
Do@ell ,me instruy6 en- orquestaci6n,
contrapunto fuga.
~ Emprendi6 usted estos estudios
con su propio peculio9
Isl. Mi familia Sc encarg6 de mi
yostenimiento pesar dc su pobreza.
Z D6ndc cduc6 Ia voz!
Mis- estudios preliminares los hi
ee en- Napolcs. Ei maestro Carelli, pa
Dire de la cminente soprano dramatica
Emma Corclli, que ha sido, directora
del teatro Constanzi, dc Roma, fu6 mi
primer professor en- Italia. En Paris es-
tudie con el professor Sbriglia ell
gran tenor polaco Jean de Rezke. Guam.
do fui Paris por vez primera llevaba
en- mi cartera $1,000 A las seis sema-
mas pase balance Y me encontr6 con
dieS pesos en- la cartera. La gran ca
pital Sc trag6 mi dincro en- un dos por
tres y me cneontr6 en- una situaci6n
tan dificil que decidi salir de ALI. No
SOY hombrc de barricada, Ia lucha me
aterra, y regres6 los Estados Unidos
en- la primera oportunidad. El professor
sbriglia, residente en- PARIS, prob6 mi
voz y me aconsej6 que estudiase, augu-
randome porvenir en- el canto.
"a No solicit6 subvenciones del go.
biernO9
No. I'm millionaire americana muy
afcionado a Ia musica, MIR. Harry Hark-
ness Flaglcr, nae dispense generosa pro
tecei6n. Este senior es un conocido Me-
cenas en- Ia ciudad dc Nueva York. Es
el alma de Ia Orquesta Sinf6nica de
Ia ciudad association famosa de concier-
tos que ha recorrido tiunfalmente to-
las las ciudades dc la Union. Mr.. Flagler
tiena alberto un eredito annual favor
dc Ia Orquesta Sinf6nica que asciende
$150.00O Este eaballcro me di6 una
cantidad muy creeida de dinero para
que volviese a Paris mi voz no sc
perdiera. Como tenia dinero en- abuudan-
cia, me procure los mejores profeso-
res de canto v defamation. Solamen-
te para aprender el mode de entrar a
oscena con propiedad, cosa que pare.
&c una tonteria, di mas de treinta lee.
clones.
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Santurre. Puerto nNo.
mario dcl 1879
fion Nataiis naYonsf
Bepfoaentautf . n Camarn
Scnors
" para ri o. honaF naar aita -
muniearie aue ia 49, .arian a tr.s
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diss ~ i fg g. cufsants fafa tefs
trar ~ Assfahlss Amaai. aeorfs ~
unanimidad feikiiar 3 uste1 49,
patriotico pFuyeeto ~ w. eohre a
censura ds psliuias efnsmafeerkhess
y regulation de tos rfnet si guerr
mos salvar "a pstrla ~ fuiara. dste
mos rclar por u tenufhiad - ne y
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ahos y ls numint 81 tesio. 80 - ~
scoa uucEirus.
De uetod sintera s rfiainsnft.
Asociseisn A. irlssias Baufistas
A. Purrto Hisn.
Baibins gONZALEZ.
Seerptafi8 a. caffuafm.n.fsnaia
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Rafael Monagas

Bayamon. P. r.. mario % Dc 1919
sr. Director de Ell MUNDO
San Juan. Puerto Rico
Muy senor mio:
En- Ia odici6n DC este dia, de III
MUNDO. nos hace el seh0r Ramon
Lebr6n el honor de aclararnos = los
empleados dc este municipio cl vcrda-
dero sentido de la Secei6n g del pro-
yecto de ley, numero l63, prcsontado
en- la actual Legislature.
Damos. de paso. las gracias Al dis
tinguido compancro; y hemos dc ha-
Ger constar que nuestra protesta e.
dcbio al error que parcce habcrse CO.
metido al publican csc proyecto dc ley
Ell MUNDO, del IA dgl corricnte. don
dc 10 leimos. Segun cl senor Lebror.
el parrafo final dc In SeCci0n e EXPIRE
sa: los que no renunciarcn. de aCucr
do con este articulo. quedan sujctos y
10 preceptuado en- In Icy; pcro 81 pa-
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81 &}E9IOCES DflA GALE -

rrafo aparocio publirafio asi. afios ase
rcnunciaren. DE- aeueria con ssis e.
ticulo. quedan suietos a u preseptuado
en- Ia Ley. 10 cuai es to.io - eontfa.
rio. como so w.
Arradeceriamos 4 usted. sahar Is
rector. "a oortesia ~ publear ssta
aciaraei6n
Muy atentamenis
Tor los empieados de Baramaa.
o. ~ WaFaust
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DE- WEEEEs pAaA EAs sEsoaAs

Haxo . mtqaias psats q vaiaisa.
Dobiadiiioa. TruTru y misets - Fissf
en toda slass de ssias aas - - saeien
y rteeiss sesa6misos. - sifvsa e.
sarxos pef sofrso. Tisada "a FAMA.
San ffaaeisso.-- Teltfsaa ft6-- a
TEnRAnfLLos Aast
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ESPECTACULOS

Esia neetr - % Tsaffa waneIfsf
n debuf 80 rfaaf Rie.affa Waff,a
fepfsssntaff h sfefs ~ rgaa nt'
Carmen
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Mafink aaeAs Esfffnp hel fafesfa
y suafio spissiis a. e g. nsia a. nfss
e." fHarlas clsaffisss" sa Aas
rrris. ctmfea.
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Matinee con - epissfiss ia ff 81
H Bngae Fansasma ~ h 49,
che = titinia Bafnass ~ ssCau8s a
Mnnia rrl.la.
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Matinal a. ie y mefia f1. fea "a
rnisme rfeETana A. = assts ~
eros mts hsfa a. ~ msala
media - novtns ' attinss srsssgss ss
~ Baqus Fsatssns Pef b asshe
III Diafso o. una MaafA
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HOTELES

OHI ACE En- q centro comcrciai
EAA dc San Juan, con vista
a In bahia. Contiene 110 habitaeiones
ampliar, con cuartos De baho. srfvi
cio c6modo para 900 pcrsonas. Reef
garden 7, sitio ideal para bailcs, ban
quotes, "soirtcs" ~ sitio DC reunion
dc Ia buena socicdad.
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san Juan. 2 dc mario a. 1910.
Sehor Director dc Ell MUNDo.

Scnof Director dc I'll MONDO.
Ciudad.
Mi qucrido Director:
Parodiando Dugucsclin. nj quito,
nj pongo tenor; pcro dcdcndo n lazar0.
Y en- ampliaci0n de 10 que en- clogio
del cmincntc artista han dicho I'D rc.
cientcs ediciones dc Ell MUNDo Dos
sehorcs Molcdo Rodriguez. cs huruo
dar a conocer Ia manifestation que On
&C el MUSICAL COURIER. imporian
tc semanario musical quo sc puhliea em
New York, en- su cdici6n del = de Enr
70 del ano On curse. Esc prfiddieo iu
scrta 81 retrato del glorioso artisia. ~
cabezando 10 pdgina con 81 titaio Aela.
mado "a Tcdas Parties copia. D c1n
tinuaci6n. rccOrtes laudatorios de les
peri6dicos POST. EVENING TRANS.
CRIPT. GLOBE y TRAVELLER. de Boz
ton; TIMES y GAZETTE. de Colorado;
HERALD, dc Montreal: DAILY CON
MERC1AL v DAILY NEWS. dc Ban
gor: nAILN EAsTEN ARGUS v nAf.
LIZ PRESS. de Portland; TIMES. dc
Kansas; FREE PRESS. d. ucfruiti
DISPATCH. de Pittsburgh y ~ rit
del fetrato 81 siguicntc iuieiu detIE
RAID, de Washington, cdicidn de M
ciembre 6 de 1918.
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HADTpE Refnado, comfortable.
NEA centrieo. Para familias
Y transcuntes. Toda clase de eomodida
dcs. Magnifco servicio. preeios rnso.
nabIcs. Hay asccHsor. Teltfono 80.
Altos del Pasaie Maticnzo. Gale sal.
vador Brau No. %.
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uiasa rro.lassi6a iifaiasa ssf.as asars
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efufea.
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MALATRASIT F,''' -, S''''Ig.l t'...
Proof Hotel 10 Porto Rico o. West In
dies. Orders taken for Wedding Feasts.
Banquets, Dances, LuneheOns, and Din
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vistas al mar Y las eampihas Dc Palo
Seco. Habitacioncs frescas. Ccrea de-
tOdos los centres ofciales. y de b p'a-
"a principal Esmersdo trato por los
dueios.-Cristo l6, san Jaan, 2. H.
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lnea.
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I" Hip6lito Lazaro cs su uomhrc.
mas parccc rstar drstinado Q ser
liamado Lazaru. Il GEANDE. Pro.
ccdc de Espaha; pcfo pafcee qpr
cstd tscrito quo ha o. pcrieaecer
America. Su voz Is o. teuof y
probablemcntc seri desiguade e..
mo uno dc los lnas grandcs que De
mos dido cn este continente
Con grarias por IL msefei6n " ns
prcecdcntcs lincas, qucdo ga afeetisimo
amigo,
waf,rf rforavsa
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Rafael H. Monagas.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
PURE NONSENSE.

A few foolish radicals are talking
of a revolution in the United States,
We may. pause for moment to ask
what is the purpose of revolt, the
answer to which is that the only thing
a revolt can accomplish is to give the
people-al the people, not a part of
the people-the right to vote for the
kind of officials and the kind of laws
they want.
In the United States the right of
manhood suffrage is universal The
people have already precisely the kind
of officials majority of them have
chosen and the kind of laws we have
depend on the kind of officials we, the
people, elect.
Those who chatter of revolt are a
small minority, and minority rule will
never prevail in this country. If there
ever is to be any fighting in the United
States it will be to keep minority
from gaining control of the govern
ment; let there be no mistake about
that
With all our faults we still have by
far the best government in the world
The people know that and anybody
who tries to overturn what hundreds
of thousands have died to create and
save would receive mighty short shift
and the sooner that is understood the
better.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
QUEEN sABE?

The peaee conference does not seem
tn cut nickel's worth of ice with
the runty nations of eastern Europe.
The conferees, including the Ameri-
can tail to the kite now flying over
Versailles, wigwagged that the apple
cart, the bread wagon, the milk can
and the bacon would never reach
hungry Hungary so long as Bela huh
and the communists were sitting on
the doorstep.
Thereupon the milder socialists de-
cided to hurry up dinner by bouncing
Bella good and hard. so as to get gruo
and peace treaty like Germany re-
ceived.
About that time Rumania concluded
TO settle an old crouch, put over q
grab, or turn a trick and started atter
Hungary. "Hands off" shouted the
takers at Paris,
General Foch was announced as
going to head off the Rummy bunch
! but they paused not for fear OF the
| Frenchman. The Rummies SIMPLY
shot their way into Budapest, treated
the starved socialists as roughly as
Belgians were handled, and now
royal nibs, Archduke 10, of the DIG
Hapsburg family, political partner OF
the Hohenzollerns is on deck waitina
for the allies to make the next move
The Paris dictators declined to trea
with communists and now nave .
monarchist to consult ignore or fight
win America stand in to do the Jot
! over again?
Or tell the ornery outfits what Cap
tain Matlack shouted to the Mexies?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
WHEN YOU CAMP ON SAND.

blOWlHB Sduu Is dIOlHeI, uSillp
on the beach; driven by heavy wind
it cuts like sleet, covers UP everything
not taken care of and shifts into every
conceivable nook and Granny" says
the August number of Boys Life.
The tent. therefore. must be put up
strongly, and staked down with care.
the sod cloth carefully packed down
with sand; If the wind shifts to the
front, drive a couple of stakes into
the stand to support a wide board on
edge to keep out the flying particles.
ITO avoid sanding everything in
the tent, it is better not to lie on the
sand, soft as it may seem the first
night. 1t is far better to make bed
of dry seagrass that You will find
rolled up by the sea at high water
mark. Spread this out in the sun
and at bed time you will have mat
tress not to beg beaten by the best on
the market. Not only will this be
more comfortable, but the sand that
drips from shoes and out of them on
entering will sift down through the
grass and not get into and all over
your blanket Lay a few boards in
front of the tent for the same reason
and knock your shoes off on them be-
| fore retiring.
Never lay a thing down on the
sand il you expect to see 1t again.
moreover, it is dangerous. nearly
cut my fingers off on a. sharp axe
| that had become sanded over"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
WITHSTAND THE Fl. c. OF L.
o. (The New York Evening worldJ.
Copyright 1919.
by The Press Publishing Co.
(The New York Evening WORLDLY
BY NEAL R. o'HARA

Co. (The New York Evening WORLD.
Only part of wedding we enjoy
is kissing the bride,
Have to laugh at those wedding an
nouncements Always a little card
that says the Mr. and Mrs. will be "at
home" after such a date. Know in
advance that hubby won't be home
at all.
Guy thinks a girls clothes aren't
much, thinks different when he lays
for em.
Couple gets married and their
counting days are over till they apply
for a divorce.
Marriage license still costs a dollar.
One dollar down and so much q week
for the rest of your life!
Governments wise in keeping the
price down. Figures if 100000 couples
get married now, look at the million
heirs it'll have a tax in couple of
years.
Wise guy that said woman is rid
die, stated something. Trouble is,
lotta guys give up the riddle.
Get into an argument and you find
out the riddles got more than one
answer, too.
Only woman that puzzles us is ths
society jane Would like to know how
girl christened Alice becomes Alys
in the Newport news.
Only way we figure it is that Alys
| stands for Alias.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
TWO MINUTES OF OPTIMISM.
BY Herman j. Stitch.
CAUSE FOR CONGRATULATIONS
Q Copyright 1919 by Press Publishing
Q Co. New York Evening Wofld)
) o 80 . . . o . o @ o o o . o

History is a Chronicle of carping
but unavailable attempts to impede
the forward march of men at whose
feet the world later knelt to learn.
Every man who rejected antiquated
school tests and inadequate tool chests
was a victim of unreasoning, obstruc-
tive criticism. Our greatest bene-
factors were no exception-they
simply had to do their best and leave
the rest to faith and fate.
Many a man makes a brilliant be-
ginning, but as opposition increases,
his enthusiasm decreases. He never
becomes eligible for Posterity, for that
arch chronicler makes no note of a
splendid start that does not eliminate
in corresponding finish
The hill is all the more prominent
among molehills. the tree among
thistles AS achievements show. sour
grapes grow Whenever a man gets
bigger than his community his towns
people strive to minimize the differ
ence
Greatness is a multi-itemed com
posite, its most important ingredient
is courage-moral strength to strike
harder in the face of the ignorant,
contemptuous. detracting criticism
which is the need of every man who
quits the crowd or tries to rise above
the mass.
The only way to escape criticism
being through obscurity, the moment
you begin to be "panned' you have
cause for congratulation.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
THE MAIN RELIANCE


Every one is incensed at the prof
iteer, the hoarder. the Spectator in
the necessaries of life. All favor jail
ing the guilty and opening the ware
houses. These is universal applause
for the policy of leaving nothing I'M
done calculated to relieve pressure. Ii
we can't get full relief, than half re-
lief is better than nothing. and no
skeptical finger should be pointed at
any sincere attempt to help. But in
the main we must rely on working and
saving if we would have more sat
isfactory balance between the income
and the outgo for the elements of the
population which are not yet adj
justed to the new conditions. Work
and save! Increase production and
lesson consumption. Wages cannot be
forever jumped I'D IL prices are%o
come down.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
YOU MUST CURE YOURSELF.

y, r. IN Los Angeles HINES,
/ do not care how many licensed
physicians there are in the world; /
do not care how many drugs and how
many drug stores there may be in the
town; care not how many schools of
medicine there may be. | say unto all
you persons who are sick and i'll that
you will never be cured by licensed
medicine. The doctors never will and
never can cure you. Drugs never cure.
You must cure Yourself. And if you
have not the will power and the cour-
age to reform the conduct that made
you i'll you are already a goner, Moth
ing can aid you. not even nature.
"Medicus sanat; natura curat. rms
is the Latin of the medical schools.
The doctor sanitates, but nature alone
can cure. And nothing in nature can
cure you but your own conduct-by
reformation, be restoring to the right
food and the right drink.
1t is up to YOU whether you are 10
be an invalid all your life or a well
mana we'll woman.
1t is a question of personal morals,
individual ethics.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24

ern industry is not efficient. 1t takes
centuries to perfect the processes in
any form of work TWO generations
ago the American people either work
ed on isolated farms or in small fac
tories. They toiled long hours but in
an easy going way AS their demands
were few. their inefficient methods
were sufficient to provide for their
simple wants,
The present generation has Inherit
ed their lack of system and of indus
trial education. The technical arts
and sciences have had to be built from
the ground up, keeping pace with the
marvellous development of invention
ana discovery. Factory production
has developed efficiency better than
anything else, as it is the simplest
problem. With lot of people work
ing together under one roof, it is fairly
easy to organize them well.
Another generation will give young
people destined to be manual work
ers, far better preparation. Peep e
will not blunder into their life work
so much, nor waste long years in hap
hazard and undirected effort. They
will be fitted for their special careers,
so that they shall have high standards
of achievement and know how TO work
xr-t1I he N a l.
ings. A race of scientific and highly
organized workers will produce a COM
mon standard of comfort far beyond
the present level
Education, training, and business
government are the factors that will
produce most of this advance, rather
than quarrelling over the division or
the profits of business.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
Copyright, 1919. by Press Publishing

copyright, 1919. by Press PuDllshlng
Rice forty cents pound and sec
ond-hand shoes five dollars a pair are
two reasons there aren't any more old
fashioned weddings,
Yep, cost of weddings is going up,
but they still give the bride away.
Marriage is no longer joke, but it's
still yoke.
Two can live as cheaply as one"
is correct. But your husbands gotta
be in jail
Girl that said Drink to me only
with thine eyes" didn't leave any
directions for eating so cheaply.
We know a guy whose is swell
cook. She takes rollingpin and rolls
his turnover.
Another guys wife is a swell crook
She takes a roilingpin and he turns
his roll over.
Sculptors can state their measure
ments for modern Apollo, but the
perfect man is still the guy that turn
his pay envelope over to friend wife, {,
Brides friends give her shower
before she's married. Groom's lucky
if his friends give him few drops
Brides folks pay for the wedding
breakfast, too. But was there ever a
groom that felt like eating it?
Bride says: 81 do, / do. | do" And
groom says: II do. ! do | do" And
from then on they find marriage is
nothing but dues.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
A CONSISTENT RECORD.

new Ork fi6Tdiu.
Lord Salisbury's famous remark
that Great Britain backed the wrong
horse in the Crimea at once suggests
itself in connection with the reports
that Kolchak's army is in bad straits
and that the whole movement
threatens to collapse. One thing is to
be said in praise of the allied policy
toward Russia. 1t has been consis-
tent. No diplomatic mistake that
couid have been made has been over
looked and no diplomatic blunder has
been omitted. From the beginning of
the Russian revolution the allies have
managed to work against themselves
with an effectiveness that is almost
superhuman, and if Kolchak now
proves to be broken reed the record
of well-meaning failure win remain
unmarried
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
TEXAS READY FOR TROUBLE.


The al-democrat Texas senate has
been irving to induce the Washington
administration to treat Mexico
trough" The executive committee OF
the republican party in the state has
appointed a committee of Twenty-Five
citizens to go to Washington to urge
complete protective action on the
border. and has asked the Texas
democratic committee to send men to
Join in the work among democratic
congressman. The governor has
directed the state militia to get itself
In readiness for emergencies. There
is no mistaking the willingness Of
Texans to do more than their bit II
Mexico must be chastised.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
To,,av,s Rirthdays.

Rear Admiral John c. Watson. U. S.
NJ. retired. born at Frankfort. KY,
II years ago today
Rt. Rev. Theophile Meerschaert,
Catholic bishop of Oklahoma, born in
Belgium, 70 years ago today.
Rev Samuel A. Eliot. for many
years president of the American Uni
tartan association. born at Cambridge,
Mass, 81 years ago today.
Harry B. Hooper, captain and out
fielder of the Bosom American league
baseball team. born at Santa Clara,
Calf, SO years ago today.
Hank Gowdy, catcher of the Boston
National league baseball team. born
at COlnfnhu O. % wears ago today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
MUCH BEWILDERIlD SUPER.

PnlldueipHld sotdi-
Theodore Thespian leaned on the
rail of his sea-going yacht sollquiZlng
above love, while. the blue waves rolled
and heaved splendidly, each blue wave
beng super" canvas
But the waves were here and there
threadbare, and suddenly a wave rip
pied and head bobed up in the midst
of the heavy sea and started around
in bewildered fashion.
Theodore Thespian silenced the au-
dience,s filters with one stern glance.
Man overboard" he yelled in stem
Dream tones Then the super" man
aging to draw back his head through
the hole in the wave. disappeared.
Theodore heaved stormy sigh.
Another victim seized by the relef<-
less sea, alas!" he said. And down
came the house with roars of applause.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1919-08-24
oUTCRIEs OF sIBERIA.

New YORK If1Duhe.
The most populous part of Siberia
faces a gloomy future. If II fights
the Bolsneviki IL will be overwhelmed.
II it does not it will be robbed and
wrecked. Death Is on the upper
road and Inluns on the lower" 1t IS
probably now too late to do any
thing, even though action were re-
solved on. But the doctrine of nom
responsibility is not Satisfying. and the
outcries of Siberia will disturb con-
sciences all over the worlds If we had
not intended doing we should not
have raised false hopes.