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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
Information Bureau

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excepting on legal md medical sub
iccts, ure answered free Az nil In
ruirics are answered directly by per-
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times Dispatch Information bureau,
III. hiuond, Va.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
TUESDAY, JANUARY 81. 1919.

President Wilson at Paris may find him.
self like the average American citizen at the
average movie. BY the time all the partici-
pants in the production have been introduced
and the program for the next month or two
has been announced, it is time 10 get up and
go home.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21

Father. o Father" exclaimed the Clown
Ounce.
Yes. Som shoot me quick! What is it?" in
CURED the Itincrant III Holland
Us cold. Father; need some fuci!'
We'll. what of it. Son? Get an AK ana chop
UP the family tree
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
Elevation OF MountnLns.

Schoo! Girl, Richr9ond --The eieva-
ton OF mountains is usually deter
boiling point OF water as is carried up
ward. or By the use OF surveying in
Strumcnts ana computations in trigo-
nomctry The last is the scientific
mcthou.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21

et IL DE hoped that Rosa Luxembure.s
"u"S VIII De found and given decent and
usin,istakable burial. If it is not, the laoder
W a1 tne German spartacans will take her place
L-inn Eur Nicholas, the grand duke and
7 NieiiellN' who come back to life with
every change of the moon. ''i' WIN
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
N"hcH She Goes Uy.

WHOM Sic goes by
richer rag
Springs from the sun at break of d,,,
Ana all the blooms il. vale or firId 80
Ihat TO that Z Oh their homage v;e,d
Grow Swcetcr TO the human urc
When she goes by
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
First tniiaircrnft Muchinc-Gun
battalion.

II. \. s., Richmond.-We are unable
to give YOU the present location OF
this battalion.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
old silver Coins.

Mrs A. r. II, Richnond.-A hall
dollar of 1924 with Liberty head on IL
is listed as having q va!ue OF ~ cents.
A silver dime OF 1921 is worth from
CENTS l..
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
When she goes by

Elnds III her beaui. rccompcusn
For all my long lost ycstc-iays
~ -. Sndi tered youth anG bope'ces WAYS.
ohtil the heart laughs AMI | si,-,, - 50
When she goes by.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
The Digger.

The Digger.
There's something TO buy for Moc
And something TO get for jim;
There's some thing for Susie and Mary and
Polly
And Jimmy wants something for him
y new dress for Mother, ana Sister
Has had her kccn eye hat
And Daddy, digs for the hole In his vest
Thinking maybe there's salvage in that
There JOY In the land OF the drcsscrs
There's grief in the Desert OF Dad!
it's bonnets and trinkcts and monke yshinc
iewcis
TIL evcrythnHs como to the bad!
Eut Father. he smiles and PRODUCES
Lord knows where no gets st. but they
Who buy things and wear cm should worry
when Dad
Is willing to dig down and payi
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
ShnkcSnrnrc TO nnfc.

Neither borrower lender be-
Especially never in the familcc.
For friends who lend regard you with distrust,
And they who borrow let their friendship rust /;
Iut IL you lend or borrow with relations. then
.Sadicst you'll be Of all unhappy men
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21

ANYWAY Old John Barleycorn can bo,et
his reign lasted 90 iohs as
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21

Really it begins TO look nc !, 49,
80, eeu peoples arc organizing fights among
.ncn'SeVes merely as excuse for us,,ing tho
presence Of American troops 'i'o
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
= When she goes by.
On M,hni nin

not showing thus whore to begin;
fDE l 10 her cannot eXprnss
me secret Of my happines.
nm soldicr--She (hcw dear
Her midnight hair and eyes npncor,
Is French ami al thit rnn az
Is but simple Ill vols pnit,
Ana glance with ant cCnccp.fve avos
When Sh: goes by
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
When she goes by

=. WI TITE. W IIII UIISN
II ! could stop and tell her this.
winch have written here above
NM Whispering. speak about my love
ana not stand mute and merely sigh
When she goes by.
-Private Alfonso Holman. Ambulance
Company 1877. A. Il. Il,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21

Playwrghts are persons who chase an avoca
ton with greedy intent
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
tentment IS ono name 10. alugg!shuess
Domestic.

"Wifes mother living with you SHIP"
NO; yet-not stili,"
(Note: Same old joke with a new twist ,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
Popular Fiction

And so they were married and lived happily
ever after
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
Voice Of the People

Letters n,ust give the name and nd
dre~n Of the writer. Name VIII not be
published u writer rcauests.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21

Frank Morrison secretary OF tho Ameri-
can Federation OF Labor, says that there will
be crowded bread lines for the uncu ployed
IN thls country by next May ]. If this con
ditlon really occurs, 1t will prove that our
pohtical ana Industrial leaders have very
poorly planned the readjustmont To peace
conditions. There Should be no such shut-
ting down OF industrial activity, whatever the
cost oil It's maintenance, as would bring about
such condition OF unemployment
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21
Charcoal Eph., Daily ,r,o,.,,

When q man git 50 ornery dat he got t mix
coal oil wild he whisky said Charcoal Enb
rnminatively. hit don make no druncc whut
prohibition MT hn wid Try pickle. Mis,ah
Jack som."
Cont mont is ono name -. Observation-Disclosures
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21

1t is not going 10 be an easy job 10 bottle
up the deliberations OF the peace conference
YOU cannon safely pnt new wine into old bot
ties' LOT me Ola bottles win burst and the
new wine escape
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21

Before the war Henry Ford was an ayowed
pacihs', ahc as spch he made an international
spectacle OF himsof ana his slIy noaco shiu
Then the United States entered the fight and
Ford entered with H. TO his eyerlastinr
credit be it sad that right nob!y he did
) his share Now the war is over. and with
the possession Of bIand-now newspaper. he
seems TO be rclapsMg into his old absurd
ideas AS a newspaper man spring fuu-
born from the Jove OF th' press he can see
oniy Two classes OF newspapers that came
Cream through the war. the consistent
spacGst paper and the paper that was for
peace because it knew how stupid war was )"
Not good word can he find to say for those
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21

BRANCH UftlIES; Wnsh.
tnKton, l4I1 .NcW Aork Ave
nue, New Aorh luS, sam
Avenue Duiitiihk. tLiithGO,
L'evine'> ous bUhuLnS I,
tiinAueSpuia. Colonial 1fust
buILuiuS.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1919-01-21

Aulyl.E.oS ALI. COMMUNICA-
tlUNs 70 Fur lin ,s-Dts-
IAtGn, ,Ai,u uoI to uiuitiu LAS,
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
BROUGHT Joy TO ART LOVERS
Masterpiece Of Painting, Recently
Found in Spain, Has Stirred Crit.
les and Connoisseurs.

A discovery that has given critics
and conn0iSseurs of art IN Spain fine
topic Of conversation was made the
other day when somebody found In an
old barn at EXtremadura an ancient
painting of great merit but with moth.
ing about II that has yet indicated the
name Of the painter, the Christian
Science Monitor states.
Manuel CoSso. an expert declares II
n work of "tranSccndent importance
for the history of Spanish art. n pre-
cursor of the figures by III Greco aud
Iurbaran-but offers no opinion ms 10
the identity Of the artist. Mr.. Exhev-
arrieta, millionaire Of Billion, comes
forward with the large sum of money
needed To persuade the posSessor not
To offer the picture for foreign pur-
chase, and 50 II remains temporarily
In the prado museum. while the gov
eminent decides whether or not 10 ne
qulre 1t permanently The critics seem
In agreement that the unknown paint
er painted II In the first half Of the
sixteenth century. Otherwise the world
has found new art mystery; ana mp
parently, too. the man who owned the
barn is rs much surprised as anybody
else.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07

hnvng the friedrich and substituting
lighter bricks at u cost of about Sl.2j.
Most country cook stoves can burn
wood without much trouble. If Il stove
crate X too coarse for wood sheet
IRON cover over n good part Of the sur
face will make it suitable. or few fire
bricks can be- used. Wood CRATES made
IN two pieces are sold. which can be
inserted through the fredoor and
placed on top of the regular CRATES.
Where fireplace Is available wood
can Ice used 10 good advantage, afford
Ing both heat ard ventilation. Its
value Is 10 supplement- the furnace. al-
though IL may replace the furnace in
fall ana spring with decided economy
II is not generally realized that n wood
fire can be kept burning night and day
In Il fireplace with very little attention
and with small consumption of wood
one user reports continuous use Of a
fireplace In this way for over n month.
with dry chestnut wood, where the
amount Of ashes formed by a months
use was not enough TO require re-
mOval.
The secret of fireplace management
is plentiful supply of ashes, kept at
the level of the andlrons, As the
blocks burn. an accumulation of glow
ing charcoal forms In the ashes. This
keeps on burning slowly and assists in
ignitlng the fresh blocks on the and
irons. pocket may be formed In the
ashes into which the hot charcoal may
fall, forming heat storage. Two or
three blocks on the andlr0ns with the
hot charcoal In the ashes will form an
excellent fire. To check the fire, ashes
are shoveled over one or more Of the
blocks, covering lightly all burning
wood. This will not put out the fire;
II Will only check the rate of burning
so that red charcoal will be found
when the ashes are removed for the
addition of fresh fuel.
Another point worth bearing in mind
in connection with the burning Of wood
in place Of coal Is the difference In the
amount of ash produced. A cord Of
hardwood will make only about 60
pounds of ashes. while ton of hard !
coal will make from POO TO 800 pounds. |
Since, however, potash is now greatly
in demand, the quantity which may he
obtained from wood ash is worth con-
sideratlon, the ashes Of coal, Of |
course, yield no potash. Stove ashes
contain from 10 to - per cent of the
valuable fertilizer potash. The pres
ent price Of commercial potash. about
- cents pound. or $500 ton, ALMOST
prohibits It's use as Il fertilizer. II is
important always to keep wood ashes
under cover, as they leach rapidly II I
allowed to become damp. New ashes
should be allowed to cool before they
are dumped on the ash heap.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
SWAMP.ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver an6
bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the
highest for the reason that il has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands OF distressing cases.
Swamp. Root makes friends quickly be.
cause its mild and immediate effect is soon
realized in most cases. 1t is gentle,
healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once Sold at all
drug stores in bottles Of two sizes, med-
um and large.
However, il you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, n Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
"Danderine" creates mass
OF thick, gleamy waves


In few moments you can transform
your plain, dull, fiat hair. You can
have 1t abundant, soft, glossy and full
"f life. Just get at any drug or toilet
counter small bottle Of "Danderlne'
for Il lew cents. Then moisten Il soft
colh with the "Danderlne" and draw
this through your hair, taking one
small strand at a time. Instantly yes
Immediately, you have doubled the
beauty Of your hair. 1t will be Il mass
so soft, lustrous and so easy to do up.
All dust, dirt and excessive oil is re.
moved.
Let Danderlne put more life, color,
vgor, and brightness in your hair.
This stimulating tonic will freshen
your scalp, check dandruff and falling
hall and help your hair to grow long.
thick, strong and bcautful.-Adv.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
CQpD WOOD E0P ~

years II Is important 10 know how
much wood there is In the country. On
farms alone the total area Is approx
matply ll3392 600 acres. The first tier
Of states Just west Of Mississippi has a
great deal Of timber. In the West the
Wondrd areas are for the most part
restricted "a The rlouutains An aver.
Hgc u Ten cords an acre, which Scria>
reasonable, would give one and one
half billions of cords for the region
east of Tie Mississippi ~ the aver
arg rate Of consumption on the farm
Itself l26 cords a year, 10 cords
viii last y years. ON the average this
would be ample time 10 replace the
stands md thus continue The supply in.
definitely.
The great demand for fuel wood
and the high prices during the winter
Of l9l7.lS brought out plainly the in
adequacy OF the cord for measuring
wood. The purchaser of fued wood
buys It moi for its bulk but for It's
heating value. which depends not upon
the volume OF wood but upon its
weight pound OF dry wood of one
species has about the same number Of
heat units rs pound of any other
species; but cord, assuming the same
solid volume Of wood In each case 600
cubic feeO, of Eastwood, for instance.
yields hut l2,Go0,OOO British thermal
units while n cord of black locust
yields 25.0Oo.Oo0 British thermal units
A better way 10 sell fuel would be-
by weight, which is entirely lndepend.
cnt of species, shape or size of sticks,
or of method Of pllng, and is very
good measure Of the fuel value of
thoroughly seasoned wood Green
wood, Of course, varies considerably IN
water content. and therefore In fuel
value, by the unit weight, and natural.
~ would be sold at price different
from that of dry wood II weight In.
"'"h " ''iNlh' - uIlIlltu us the
standard measure, II will be necessary
10 fix certain standards MS To time of
seasoning Of wood offered for sale.
Coal has been SO generally used
lately and furnaces and stoves have
become so adapted to It's use that 1t
seems impractical to many TO burn
wood without going to great expense.
Such is not usually the case. us simple
adjustments Will allow wood TO be
used with coal-burnlng equipment The
size Of the tirebox, Of course, gives the
greatest difficulty. since in many eases
il may make It necessary to cut the
wood into very small blocks. This trou-
BILE, however, Is not inSurmountnble
and is not MS expensive us 1t might
seem. The matter Of adjusting the
drafts and arranging the CRATES is sim
pie.
A cOal.burning stove can be convert
ed into n woodworking stove by re-
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
STOMACH ON
A STRIKE
"Pape s Diapepsin" puts
Sour, Classy, Acid Stomachs
in order at once!

Wonder what upset your stomach
which portion of the food did the dam.
age-do you? Well, don't bother II
your stomach Is In a revolt; If sick,
gassy and upset, and what you just
ate has fermented and turned sour;
head dizzy and aches; belch gases and
acids and eructate undigested foods
Just eat tablet or two of Papes Dia-
pepsin TO help neutralize acidity and
In five minutes you wonder what be-
came of the indigestion and distress.
If your stomach doesn't take care
OF your liberal limit without rebellion;
If your food is damage instead of
a help, remember the quickest, surest,
most harmless antacid is Papes Da-
pepsin, which costs so little at drug
stores.-Adv.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07

ant Of the late chief executive, were
destroyed recently when lightning
struck the Eaton home, near the Har-
rison tomb, and burned II TO the
ground. Several pieces of mahogany
furniture, paintings, antique candle
sticks and china, laces, linen ana
Jewelry, vast land grants for much
Ohio valley territory and other docu.
ments of great historical value were
destroyed, as were letters by Presi.
dents James Buchanan, Andrew
Johnson, john Tyler and Rutherford
D. Hayes and by Daniel Webster.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
The Navel ORANGE.

The navel orange originated in Bra
I'll and was introduced into the United
States In 1870 by William Saunders
of the United States department OF
agriculture at Washington. D. c. II
was distributed by him to the orange
sections of the country AMI
was often spoken of as the washing.
ton navel orange" Its peculiar forma-
ton. is due to the development of a
secondary axis, with more or less cells
nj the center Of the fruit; the fact
that It Is practically seedless.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
The Highest Happiness.

We can only have the highest hap
plness, such as goes along with being
a great man, by having wide thoughts,
and much feeling for the rest of the
world, as well as ourselves; and this
sort of happiness often brings so much
pain with It that we can only tell 1t
from pain by Its being what we would
choose before everything else. because
our souls see It is good.-George Eliot
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
He Didn't Have Far to Go.

Adolphus was dsgruntled; anyone
could see that.
whats wrong, old SOM" asked
Percy as they met in the street.
Il have been insulted" said Adolph-
us, angrily. THAT Milly Smarte was
very rude to me"
THAT so?' said Percy, hiding grin.
"What happened2'
II met her down the road and asked
her II might see her home. She said
certainly | could. II was easily seen
from the top Of the hill, and ! needn't
go any fartherl"
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
FOR MOTHERS

Nashville, Tenn. :-"Dr. Picrce's Favor
ito Prescription has been great help to mo
In many ways and it is the best woman's
medicine have ever taken. have taken
'Favorite Prescription for feminine trouble
when thru this | had become all rundown.
weak and nervous. and it soon relieved mo
OF my aiment and built me up in health
and strength. ! have also taken tho Favor.
ito Prescription during expectancy and
found it an excellent tonic TO take at this
time; il keeps ono feeling healthy and strong
and also helps to amclioratc suffering.
heartily recommend Favorite Prescriptioni
az woman's medicine MRS. w. w.
SWEENEY. 1912 Clay 81.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
Bowels Become Normal

liver liyens up, bile flows freely
headache, biliOuSneSS, tongue-f fur,
Inconsistencies, d''appear when Or.
Kings New Life Pills get in their
natural, comfortable action.
Purgatlyes, never pleasantly correc-
tive, sometimes habitformng. should
not be taken to rack the system VIC.
lently. Natures way Is the way of DR..
Kings New Life pills-gently but
brmly functioning the bowels. eiml.
mating the inteStne-cogging waste, and
promoting the most gratifying results.
Cleanse the system with them and
know the boon Of regular bowels. 2Jc.
at all druggists.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07

many teachers notice II In their work 7
Very few recognize Its utility They
are all out TO provide show pieces, or
solos. Yet II you can put n song
down before u player feeling that he
will do justice to II, and thereby help
the singer, the value Of such skill Is
much greater than the ability to play
solo; and If you can transpose, a
tone up or down, your earning equip
ment In the musical world is greatly
increased. For general purposes this
branch of music is the most useful Of
all.-Exchnnge.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
Easy DIAGNOSIS.

There was long line of waiting
patients when he entered the doctors
office, but he didn't seem to care for
that. And his nonchalance wns soon
justified for the assistant came out.
looked the patients over and said to
this tardy arrival you are next"
1t was his air Of prosperity that got
him this favor, for he had never been
there before. In the office the physician
greeted him cordially. too, He exam
Ined him gently, deity, briefly. Then
said; "Ah! Dyspepsia II know it,"
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
AVOIDED OPERATION

Nashville, Tonn.-"S Several years ago ]
was on the verge Of having an operation for
feminine trouble when DR.. Pierce's Favorito
Prescription was recommended to me. This
splendid medicine (six bottles Of iD restored
me to absolutely perfect health and never
have had to submit to an operation. For
womanly ailments DR.. Picrces Favorite
Prescription is not only an inexpensive but
also reliable remedy and am always glad
10 speak a good word for it."'-MRS. j.
WILLIS. 1901 Arthur Ave-. N.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
JOYS and Sorrows.

Our worries Mt our characters.
There are those who can get as much
trouble out of some slight dlsappoint.
ment that blocks their plans as others
would out of an earthquake tfat ruined
their homes. Joys and sorrows are a
matter of proportions, and each life
carries its own measuring stick.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
DON'T NEGLECT A
RHEUMATIC PAIN
Go after it with Sloan's
Liniment before it gets
dangerous

Apply a lille, don't rub, let il bent-
frdie. and-good-by twinge! Same for
external aches, pains, strains, stiffness
OF joints or muscles, lameness, bruises.
Instant relief without mussiness or
soiled clothing. Reliable-the biggest
selling liniment year after year. Eco
nomical by reason OF enormous sales.
Keep a big bottle ready at all times.
Ask your druggist for Sloan's Lini-
ment. Csc, 70c, Sl.49.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
CHEST CLOGGED Up
WITH HEAVY COLD?
Don't give it a chance to
"set in"-use DR.. Kings
New Discovery

THAT dangerous stage where a
cold or cough or case of grippe
- might get the better of you may
be nearer than you think. Prompt
action with DR.. Kings New Discovery
Will avert a long siege.
For fifty years it has loosened con-
gested chests, dlsslpated tlght-packed
phlegm, broken vicious colds and
coughs. Give it to the Youngsters
take 1t yourself. There will be no dlsa-
greeable aftereffects.
Coo and Sl20 a bottle. At your
druggists. Give 1t trial.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07

combined with Its sprlghtly flavor. has
made this variety of orange popular
and 1t is largely grown in southern
California and increasingly in Florida.
The trees are propagated by cutting
and by budding or grating other
stocks.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07

said the patient, languldly, "Yes, OF
course you would know it. Now. how
long have you suffered from III"
well, let's see Inherited my money
In 1912" That fixed the date and the
doctor was able to 90 ahead with the
case.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1919-11-07
Too Much Enthusiasm.

Wifey--Henry, do you think me an
angell
Hubby-Why, certainly, my dear;
I'm very enthusiastic. QhInk all
women are angels!
"You needn't be so enthuJ pstlc as
all thatr'