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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09
THIS ADYERTIsEMEN WI.

And $3.50 will entitle the sender to
regular $500 course in Hair
Growing and a $500 manual. For a
limited time only. Diploma given on
completion of course. Taught
through mail or personal instruc-
tons. Send $500 for a six weeks
complete treatment Of SARDONYX,
and SC revenue stamps. One box or
bottle of SARDONYX by mail coo.
We teach HAIR GROWING direct
from the ALMER COLLEGE. We
also have complete line of TOILET
ARTICLES, SOAPS, LAUNDRY,
etc. One trial will convince you.
Write at once.
PARKER & GALE CO.,
900 Steelamanna Ave-, Lackamanna
NJ "
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09
Chief POrky Awoke With a Jump.

and his anger reused his death"
That's the way with that Fox
taaails. They run their legs off try
ing to keep out OF trouble, and then
they run right into it," Chief Porky
shock his head.
"But there is new danger now"
said mixer Bob. ''You see, even
heTe Old Man Fox tried to kill
Lao, Duck, she has come back to
carl 81 his children. And now
OPassum and Major Pole Cat are
planning to kill her and divide her
feathers and her meat"
When will they do all this?"
asked Chief Perky.
This very night" answered Tin
ksE- And O'Possum is angry with
Major Pole Cat and Pm afraid there
vii be a bad light if something isn't
done"
Il can fix them" Chief Porky
entered his house and Immediately
returned with a bundle of thorny
quilts These he had taken from
hia aQshy tail from time to time
ana laid them away to dry. They
were very sharp, like needles but
ntaEh longer.
Now take these, make nest of
Leaves near the door of Old Man
FoN's house, put some soft moss in
the Eest, then get some soft white
feathers from Lady Duck and stick
them IN the moss By the side of
each leather put one of these sharp
qBilis. When you have fixed it to
look like Lady Duck with her head
nnder her wing, just hide behind a
tTte and fait."
Tinker Bob laughed to think Of
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09
The RrainY Bee

The following incident testi1es to
he remarkable sagacity and efficiency
If bees. A hive was being "spied upon"
~ a wasp. When wasps ascertain
live is worth attacking they often
succeed in ousting the bees. Every
line the wasp approached the small
entrance hole a bee came out An
lour later the wasp was dead
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09
Didn't Seem Funny to Him.

Little Augusta had never seen a
)ald-headed man closely until one day
/ friend of the family came to dinner.
When we were all seated at the table
Augusta looked very intently at his
)ald head for several minutes, then
whispered in mothers ear: Mother,
hasn't Mr.. Reid funny, shiny, pink
lair 2"-EXcllAnge
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09
CLASSIFIED ADS
FOB SALE

FOR SALE-One suit of bedroom
furniture, one art square and two
mattresses. Apply ZIG W. Church
Street. 7-f
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09

would like to travel with some
one making South Georgia in car.
Call j. G. McEvay, Windsor Hotel.
9-3t
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09
DO
YOU SEE
THIS AID?

OF COURSE YOU DO. IT
is printed to show you how
easy it is to find an ad if it
is surrounded with plenty Of
white space.
NEXT TIME YOU WANT
an attractive want ad" try
three blank lines above and
below like this. Also tell us
to give you white space on
each side.
BLANK LINES 10 CENTS
a line. Use white space. 1t
will pay you.
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FOR SALE-At a bargain, new
$1650.OO six cylinder car. ]. T. Tay-
lor. 6-d&w-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09

FOR SALE-Registered Guernsey
bull, ready for service. R. L. Jolley,
Marshallville, Ga. GIT d&w
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09

FOR SALE-9O acres original
growth long leaf yellow pine. viii
cut over one-half million feet lum-
Der. Five miles of railroad station.
W. L. English, Americas, Ga. SIT
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

WANTED-To contract to do all
your hauling. Phone 800. CLARk'S
Err. lott
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09

FOR SALE-Lunch and
Restaurant privilege at
Sumter County Fair grounds
October 18th to 18th. APP
ply to Jos. Perkins, Sec'y.
Treas, Chamber of Com
merce Building.
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CENTRAL OF GEORGIA
RAILWAY.

Arrival and Departure of Passen-
ger Trains, Americas, Ga.
TRAINS ARRIVE
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09

FOR SALE-Nice bay mare weigh
ing about 1850 pounds and practical
ly new buggy. Apply to las Patter-
son street. lack Frazier. Tat
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RAILROAD SCHEDULES

March 81, 1919.
Eastbound.
DEPART
For Cordele, Helena and Savan-
nah, 1881 P. M. Eastern time.
For Cordele and Helena. 6:l5 P.
M, Eastern time.
For Cordele, Helena and Savan-
nah, 2:20 A. NJ, Eastern time.
Westbound
DEPART
For Richland, Columbus and AL
bany, 10 A. NJ, Central time.
For Columbus and Montgomery,
3:10 P. NJ, Central time.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09

FOR SALE-Mules and mich
cows, James H. Turner, on Hudson
place, miles from Americas. 7-1Ot
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WANTED-TO RENT

WANTED TO RENT-House in
good location. Possession at once.
Phone 757. Tot
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1919-10-09
FARM LOANS.

EARN AND CITY LOANS 1-2
4 per cent. Terms easy. Quick serv-
ice. w. w. DYKES. 4-20-tf
LOST AND FOUND
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49, "a. sess
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-23
DRURY

Miss Mabel Warman, accompan-
led by her cousin, Miss Constance
Kranz, departed Friday night to
spend the holidays with Miss War
mans parents, Mr.. and Mrs. s. 7.
Warman Of Huntsville. Mo.
Mrs. Thomas Watson and son
Russell and Rev.. Mr.. Winter mo-
tored to Rock Island Friday, where
they attended to- business matters.
Mrs. Walter Zigenhort is i'll at
present. Her friends wish her q
speedy recovery.
The Christmas program at the
Providence church will be given on
Thursday evening, Dec. Is.
Mr.. and Mrs. william Ripley. Mr..
and Mrs. D. L. Ripley and Thomas
Watson drove to Joy. Ill. Sunday
to visit B. r. Davis at the home OF
his daughter. Mrs. Henry Noble.
Mr.. Davis has been i'll the last
three weeks.
Mrs. Thomas Watson and son
Russell drove to Buffalo Prairie
Sunday afternoon to call on Mrs.
Anna Droll, who Is quite Ill at the
home of her daughter, Mrs. Charles
Kistler.
The Christmas program at Wray:
willie Methodist church will be CIV
en- Wednesday evening, Dec. "a.
The pupils of the Pine Bluff
school will give a Christmas pro-
gram at the school house Tuesday
night, Dec. %.
Mrs. Mary Kreuger and Mr.. and
Mrs. George Kruger visited Sun
at the home OF Mr.. and Mrs. Louis
kreuger near Illinois City.
The ladies of the Providence
church will have New Years din-
ner in the church basement New
Years day. Everybody is invited
Miss Carrie Spickler is caring fol-
Mrs. S. Kranz. who is quite i'll.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-23
It Is Acid-Stomach That
Makes the Body "SOUR" i
odd and Weak

What ID It that roos 80 many people Of their
vitality, youth and good looks-makes them all
in and dscrepit years before their dme7 Some
say it's rheumatism that is ailing them.
Others complain Of chronic stomach or liver
trouble. Others are bilious Life il burden
to muldtudss u dyspeptics. Severe headache,
extreme nervousness, insomnia, mental de-
preston, mslancholia, anemia, dfzxinees, vsr-
tigo, heart and chest pains, constipation, etc.,
claim other multitudes.
In about nine cases out Of ten ACID.
STOMACH il the cause Of these ailments.
The first symptoms Of this condition are nearly
always indigestion, heartburn, belching, food
repeating, painful bloat. gas, etc.
An Acid-Stomaeh cannot properly digest
food. Unless food 10 fully digested its nourish-
ing elements cannot be properly assimilated.
Hence the blood becomes thin and impover-
ishsd.
No person, no matter how strong or robust
he Or she may b, can long withstand the IN
sidious, day-byday health undermining effects
Of Acid Stomach. Even the tasteless acid that
causes aeid-mouth i powerful enough to eat
through the hard enamel Of the teeth and
cause them T. decay. u it any wonder, then,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-23
SLOW PROCESS
SETTLING COAL
Mine PROBLEM
Continued from Page ,one)

eminent tries its hand again, this
time with President Wilson him
self appealing to both -sides to ac-
cept a commission to settle the dis
pute. The miners repeat that they
are Americans and accept. They,
too, make 1t appear that the settle
ment isn't altogether satisfactory
their convention remains in ses-
sion long and the radicals" are
represented as terribly stubborn.
Finally the miners are on record as
accepting. Then II is the opera
tors turn again.
Don't Want to Be Bound.
The viewpoint of the operators
is that q commission Of three 10 too
small and that they are unwilling
to bestow upon it sweeping powers
over the coal industry. especially
when at any time within the near
future the Lever act under which
the commission would have the
same powers as the fuel admins
tration had may come on the
| statute books. They are consider
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-23
TUESDAY-THE ROCK ISLAND ARGUS-DECEMBER %, 1919

ing seriously whether to agree 10
the plan as q commission of lin
vestigation" and not as a body
whose results are binding upon
them.
What does it all mean? Simply
that the operators imagine even
before the commission sits down to
work that It will recommend higher
wages for the miners and that an
attempt will be made to make the
operators instead of the public ab-
sorb the increased wages. The min
ers are confident they are going to
get more than the IA per cent al
ready guaranteed them. The com
mission itself would have power
to increase the selling price Of coal
SO that the operators would not
have to bear all the burden OF In
creased wages, but the operators
claim to be unwilling to see the
cycle of selling prices increased
They deny that they have made ex-
brilliant profits but the obsession
which one finds in administration
circles is that the operators have
made big profits and should be re.
quired to stand the raise. There II
1.-THE real rub. The operators will
fight such an idea tooth and nail
McAdoo Started It.
As for the profits of tho OPERATOR
It Is true that the administration
takes its stand on what William g
McAdoo claimed in q public state
ment recently. The operators &C
cused him of Quitting IN" and h
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-23

was criticized by certain newspa-
pers for "blabbing" facts that he got
in confidence while secretary OF
the treasury. But leaving aside the
question of why Mr.. McAdoo inject
ed himself into the controversy. the
fact remains that he didn't reveal
any condolences. but simply re-
freshed the public memory on a
senate document which didn't re-
ceive much publicity when it was
made public. That document is en-
titled Corporate Earnings and
Government Revenue" and is-ac-
companied BY letter from the sec
rotary of the treasury in response
to a senate resolution of June S,
1918, being certain facts, figures.
data and information taken from
1916 and 1919 income and excess
profits tax of returns to the treas
ury department. It is senate docu-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-23

to 1000 per cent for more than two
thirds OF the number OF coal cor
poratiOns.
The whole debate resolves itself
into this: Will the operators agree
to adjudication by a commission
whose personnel or powers they do
not approve and thus pave the way
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-23

ment 80 and while the names of
the corporations are not given,
they are distinguished by code
numbers. Out of $50 companies en-
gagged in bituminous coal opera
tons. the percentage of profit IN
invested capital. as we'll as on capt
tai stock. ranged from Is per cert
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-23

for higher wages taken out OF their
earnings, or will they insist that the
facts be discovered by a commits
sion and recommendations be sub
iect to their own disapproval cr
approval later on? It is the opera
tors move with both the govern,
ment and the public looking on. <.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-23
CAROL SINGING
and XMAS Tree
INSPIRES MANY
Large Number Assemble 1t Spencer
Square Last Night To Take
Part in Program.

The Christmas tree with its many
brilliant lights, the singing Of the
old time Christmas carols by those
gathered. around it, led by the
childish voices Of the choir boys
of Sacred Heart Catholic church,
and the general atmosphere of
Christmas good cheer and SOL
emnity, combined last night to
make Rock Islands municipal
Christmas tree in Spencer square
happy and impressive occasion.
The program began promptly at
4 o. clock. with the sounding Of the
bugle call by boys OF John Hau-
tberg's band, calling the crowd to-
Eether. In q short time several
Hundred had gathered in the
square. Children were in the fore
ground, grouping themselves about
the railing which surrounds the
tree, and on the steps Of the concert
stand.
The boys choir. led by L. r.
Philbrook, assembled on Che steps
and began the carols with Holy
Night" The crowd which was at
first backward, soon caught the
sChristnas spirit and Joined in
Folders on which the words were
printed were distributed.
The boys then led in the singing
OF While Shepherds Watch Their
SF1ocks By Night" "JOy to the
World" 20 Come All We Faithful
and "Hark the Herald Angels
Sing"
Want More Elaborate.
Many expressed the hope that the
municipal tree would be made an
annual event, and that 1t would be
carried out on a still more elab-
crate scale next year.
The choir boys. in charge Of
Father c. P. O'Neill. went in q
body to St. Joseph's church. where
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-23

they sang for the sisters. and then
to several points In the city.
carrying the Christmas spirit with
their singing.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-23

In keeping with the spirit of Christmas
tide, we wish to express our appre-
citation and gratitude to those who are
our friends and patrons, for it has been
your friendship and your good will that
has helped to make Our success.
Merry Xmas to All.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1919-12-23

throughout the entire system1
A modern remedy -EATONIC brings
wonderfully quick relief in all cases Of stom-
ach distress. Makes the stomach cool, sweet
and strong, able to digest food properly and
thus supply the body with the required amount
of nourishment. EATONIC 10 in tablet form
you eat them like q bit Of candy.
More than 800. 900 people in the United
say that it has rid them Of Acid Stomach.
The grateful letters from many of these users
testify to the merits Of this wonderful remedy.
Many had been Gck and ailing for years, had
tried remedy after remedy In vain, and accord
ing to their own testimony, only through
EATONIC were they able to regain their
health. Your druggist has EATONIC and is
authorized to refund your money if you are
not satisfied. So give 1t . trial today.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-10-03

science, and which alone Ia durable
to strengthen themselves every day
moro and more in the principles and
exercises OF the duties which the Dr.
vine Savior has taught mankind.
Ar. ~. All the powers who shah
choose soismnly to avo~ the principles
which have dictated the present Act.
and shall acknowledge how important
II IL for the happiness OF nations. too
long agttated. that these truths should
hcnceforth exercise over mankind all
the influence which belongs TO them.
VIII be received with equal ardor and
affection into this holy alliance"
There -svas document which stated
the views OF President Wilson as he
ayows them TO he. II ~ In language
which needs no Divinely inspired in
terprcter for the commoi yeopic to I'M
derstend Il. Yes IN Woodrows' Di- 4
yinely inspired league OF nations COM
pact the word God" does not appear.
nor has Il any reference either direct
~ or indirectly to God or the Christian
religion. Did Woodrow omit such ref
srcnces in order to induce pagan Japan
10 join his league2 Did Japan force
linn 20 sacrifice both his conscience. in
he ShantunK affair and also his
christian religion. Yet he tells as
hat his work is DivlneIy inspired and
hat God win not permit II to be de-
ettEd by any power or Is Woodrow I
nst giving America pure BUNK?
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-10-03

The beginning Of almost every serious
disorder is constipation. If sou want
to enjoy good health keep your bowels
nc OCULAR This is best accomplished by
proper diet and exercise, but some
times medicine is needed and when
that is the case you will find Chamber
lain's Tablest are excellent They are
mild and gentle in their aceion. easy
and pleasant 10 take. Give them a
trial They only cost a quarter.
Mrs DR.. Henry, of Gooding. was in
town shopping last Thursday.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-10-03

e.. The State Of Idaho Sends Greetings.
To David Girdner, the above named
defendant:
You are hereby notified that a COM
plant has been tiled against you In the
District Court OF the Fourth Judicial
District of the state OF Idaho in and
for the county OF Lincoln by the above
named plaintiff. and you arehereby di-
rected TO appear and answer the said
Complaint within twenty days OF the
service OF this summons IL served
within said Judicial District. and with
in forty days IL served elsewhere;
and you are further notified that un-
less you so appear and answer said
complaint within the time specified.
the plaiatin will take judgement
against you as prayed in said COM
plant.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said District Court, this eeth day OF
September. 1919
(SEAls) J. w. Lundin, Clerk
Attorney for plaintiff Walters &
Hodgin. and c. A. Bailey. Residence
and Post ONCE address Twin Falls
Idaho. sec osi
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-10-03
WARRANT CALL

Notice is hereby given that Warrants
drawn on the Water Works Fund up to
and including number 1876 are now due
and payable upon presentation at my
office in the Court House, Shoshone
Idaho.
T. a BOWLER
Village Treasurer.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-10-03
ALIAS SUMMONS

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF the
Fourth judicial District OF the State of
Idaho. in and for the County of Lin
coin.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-10-03

STATE or IDAHO. COUNTY OF
LINCOLN. IS.
Notice Ia hereby given that on the
s0th day OF September AID. 1919, at
tachment issued in the above eltitled
action against the property OF the
said defendant Prudencio Mendoza for
the sum OF Three Hundred Seventy
eight and ss-tOO (Ss7s92) dollars. with
interest thereon at the rate of per
cent per annum from August 7. 1919
together with costs OF this action.
Witness my hand and the seal of
the said District Court. affixed this
s0th day OF Sept. AID. 1919.
SEAL j. w. LUNDIN
Clerk OF the Dictrict Court
Harlan d. Heist Attorney for Plain
tiff. Residence and postofflcc address
Shoshone. Idaho.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1919-10-03
~ THE olsTkicT COURT OF The
FOURTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT or
THE STATE kOT IDAHO, IN AND
FOR THE COUNTY UF LINCOLN.

Ralph ~. Osborn and
w L. Seward. doing
business under the firm Notice OF
name and style OF The the Issu-
Hansen Garage. ance of ~
Plaintiff At'acn-
w. ment.
Prudencio Mendoza.
Defendant
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-01-09
Rarnum Generous Mananer

According to the original contract
which Barnum made with Jenny Lind.
she contracting to sing $50 concerts
in the United States and Havana for
$1,000 a concert, the contract provid-
ing, however, that if Barnum made
clear profit of f15,OO0 sterling from the
first 20 concerts, Miss Lind should, for
the remaining 70 concerts, receive. in
addition of $1,000 a concert. one-ffth
OF the profits; but that, on the other
hand, if the first so concerts fell short
OF Barnum's expectations, she could
have half of the gross receipts from
the remaining 100 concerts. Before
the concerts began, however, that con-
tract was, at Barnum's instance, re-
sclnded and new contract mazda
which resulted in Miss Lind's receiy-
ing In profits from the concerts which
she gave under it almost twice as
much as she would have received I'M
der the original contract.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-01-09
EVIDENCE OF LITTLE WORTH
Hlesibility of shakespeare SIGNATURE
Does Not Prove He Did Not
Write the Immortal Plays.

Some years ago, when Shakes
peare controversy was at its height,
one of the contentious of the party
who declared that the bard not only
had not written the immortal plays
but could not even write his own
name, gave as evidence the existing
signatures that are of undoubted au-
thenticity.
On the same grounds it might be
argued that Richard III was unable
to write, if one decided the matter
from the signature to a treaty of
peace with Francis, Duke of Brittany.
which is reproduced in a London deal
er's catalogue just received.
1t is mystery how the cataloguer
managed to make Richard Rex" out
of the shaky scribble which is there
reproduced. Itwould be quite as like
ly to stand for VIII Shakespeare. were
it not that the smaller word stands
second and the longer one first.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-01-09
Creighton Blk. Payette, Idas
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CHURCHES NOT HARD TO FILL
Religious Edifices in England Where
the Congregations Are of Neces-
SHY Rather Small.

! There are many churches that at
tract attention by their size and grand
eur. There are a few that are remark
able by reason of their smaIIness and
simplicity. One of these is at Lulling-
ton, Sussex, England.
1t is primitive and quaint stone
building with a roof Of red tiles ana
tiny weatherboarded turret at its west
end, This miniature church is only 16
feet square.
It's pulpit is pew with paneled
sides and door and the furniture is of
the plainest. Five narrow, diamond
PANIED windows give light to the inte-
rior, When the church is full 30 per-
sons are gathered together.
Only a little larger is the meeting
house at Crawshawbooth, village
near Burnley. 1t is known as the
Friends meeting house and is covered
with ivy and surrounded by we'll
cared-for burial ground. Inside may
be seen half a dozen oak benches that /
could, if necessary, accommodate 60
persons. The attendance is rarely more
than six.
Somewhat smaller than this chapel
is one that has been called the shrine /
Of Quakerism. 1t is in the hamlec of
jordans, in Buckinghamshire Thither
in June OF each year come Quakers
from all parts, for here lie the remains
Of William Penn. If this were not (.
enough 10 make the place interesting,
t has the further attraction of be-
ng the neighborhood in which Milton
iyed after writing Paradise Lost" a 4
cottage in the vicinity affording him
esting place.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1919-01-09
Unexpected Destinations

People who dig holes in dykes must
not complain if they are swept away
IN the floods they loose. For they gen.
orally are.
when Talleyrand was asked what
ne did during the reign of terror in
the French revolution, he replied: Y
llved." That, for one of the original
leaders OF the revolution, was no slight
achievement And the French revolu-
tion itself, beginning as an earthquake
OF radicalism and ending with an en-
peror and imperialistic conquests. re-
mains a classic instance of an historic
landslide terminating not at all where
its propellers intended.