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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
Little Benny's
Note Book
By LEE PAPE
The Park Ave. News.
By LEE PAPE

Weather. People asking each other if
1t ain { nice out and anscring yes.
Spoarts Sid Hunt was beeting rugs
in his back yard last Wensday after
skool with carpit better, and Sam
Cross, Ed Wernick and Leroy Shooster
climbed up and sat on tho tents watch
ing him, Sid Hunt Offering to have a
contest to sec witch one could beet a
rug the fastest but the other saving
they would drather set there and watch
him, wieh they kepp on doing.
Bludd Pud Simkins was humping
his nose agenst the lam post last Sat
idday to see how hard he could bump
il without enythng happening, wen all
of a suddin sumthing did, and the 9th
er fellows played detectives all the
rest of the afternoon following the
drops to Pubs Simkinses house.
Pome by Skinny Martin.
INNOCENT.
saw pleeceman ON the street
And | looked him strate in the eve
And stuck my hands in my ockits
And lawfully wawked rite by.
Intristing Facks About Intristing Pee
pie. Everybody in Lew Davises family
wears glasses, making them look more
intelligent than wat they RELY are.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

Speaking of taxes, if corsets are I'M
derwear, they re taxable, if they aren t
they re just useful and therefore not
taxable. Aunt Sarah, being a stout
lady, declares they re useful, but then
again, nobody ever wears them outside
but the girls in the ads so they must
be underwear. She gives it up. The
problem is still to be solved.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
Glimpsing the Future.

The little tin shaker is covered with
dust,
Unused and neglected it stands;
And the little old corkscrew is red with
rust,
Untouched by convival hands.
Time was when the shaker was shiny
and new,
And the corkscrew as bright as
YOU ID wish,
But that was before the little Boy Blue
Got acquainted with Pro-hi-bish.-
Exc.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

Used to Tell mem some OF HIS Jokes.
make him. And he would chuckle and
say, pine trees, see the people. They
are putting their heads out of the win
dows," and the pine trees would laugh
and say:
You must say that they are look
ing out of the windows, for you sound
as though the people were putting
their heads out of the windows and
leaving their bodies way, way back
in the rooms"
ITS So said the moon. 'they don't
bring their bodies out of the win
dows.'
"Of course not" said the pine trees,
"for they are afraid of falling"
But" said the first pine tree, you
mustn't speak as though the people
took their heads and lifted them out
of the windows just as though their
heads could be taken off"
"Oh, WELL" said the moon. and SO
they would talk. just like this, many
and many time.
You haven't told us the joke" said
the first pine tree.
1--WE are waiting" said the second
pine tree.
1--WE want to hear it, too" said the
stars. Were ready to laugh now"
And it was true. indeed, for they
were winking and blinking and twink
ling for all they were worth.
"Yes," said old Mr. Moon. Il must
surely tell you all the joke. And the
stars must hear it. too, for they are
a part of the joke"
We're a part of the joker" asked
the stars.
You're in the joke with me- said
old Mr.. Moon, "and you will enjoy
the joke just as our two friends. .he
pine trees WILL"
Tell it to U.S." twinkled the stars.
Tell 1t to us" whispered the pine
trees.
when the people looked our OF their
windows tonight l heard them say
Mr.. Moon began, that The night was
so bright.
well, when / heard that l did
laugh. or course it Is bright tonight
Why wouldn't it be? All my frien Is
the stars, are out. I'm wearing my
fun dress suit. l am as bright a.
can he. So, of course. the night i:
bright.
And they said everything could bt
seen so clearly and they said that
everything seemed 20 stand out.
"Well, 1t amused me - because n;
last time was wearing my full dress
suit and when you had all come ont
too, stars. the people said just tbs
same thing, and they seem TO forge
that we're making II bright-.hat's I'll,
| joke"
But the joke is on yon Mr. Moon.
laughed the pine trees, for after yo
had said that it was a great joke an
when we were asking YOU what wa
! the joke. we heard sone people 81,
| oh, well. there is. full moon tonicr
and all the stars are out. that is win
makes it so bright You laugh 10
soon. always, Mr.. Moon. and you mi:
all that is being said But we're a
ways glad to laugh with you, dear III
Moon"
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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
lowed by little forcble teaching OF
this unartistic composition.

The city of Detroit has just finished its
first year of prohibition and is proud
of its dry record, which shows a start
ling decrease in crime and the city is
gaining distinctly higher moral tone.
A very satisfactory sort of birthday.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

A German quartet appearing at a
meeting in Hartford, Conn, could not
sing "The Star Spangled Banner as
they didn't know the words and the
music, not being artistic, was not
in their repertory. Not very long age
such an incident would have been fol
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

Mayor Ole Hanson of Seattle de-
nounccs the policy pursued by the gov
eminent toward anarchism and the
w. w. as skim milk, weak, vaccllat
ing and changeable Whatever may
be said of the government s policy
that of Hanson in handling the Seattle
strike could not be called E'skim milk
or weak II certainly was effective.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

One of the most curious of the in
Vulnerable varieties of fans among the
japanese is the iron war fan. This was
invented in the eleventh century for
the use of military commanders, either
for direction of their soldiers or as a
shield for defense. 1t is made of leath-
or or iron
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
A Dark Mystery-Even the Cake.

Mrs. Mary Bristol's bungalow, a
summer residence on the south road
leading to the Center was entered and
Numbered clothes in basket were
turned out and left and marked plated
silverware. linen and other things arc
missing. Mrs. Sherwin had also put in
the bag with the clothes a dark cake
and sandwiches which We're not left
with the wearing apparel-Alstead
news.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
He Who Chortles Last.
[Rntland , Herald.l

According to a yelled story in the Mes
senger, some St. Adams patriots ralded
the war exhibits train while in that city
and captured a German howitzer, which
is now prominently displayed in Taylor
snafixee4Thes Messengers chortle inssregard
thereto, however, may cost someone dear
" if the war department thinks it worth
while to investigate
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
It's an Ill Wind.

Yes, we are having queer weather.
1t would have helped out couple of
weeks ago but now it seems out of
place. But then. the doctors will reap
a harvest-lots of eolds-Felcher-
vile news.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
Everybody Well Barring a Few Little
Things

Mrs. Inez Gross is very poorly.
Clifford Chisholm has bad boil on
his hand.
F. A. Butler was quite i'll with bron-
chitis last week
Mrs. Alfred Bigelow and Mrs. Frank
Goodwin are sick with the humps
Onie Emery, who has been seriously
i'll with blood poisoning, is little
better.
Little Meredith Welch, daughter OF
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

The German peace delegates have
bought up all the soap to be found in
their vicinity. They must be prepar-
ing for a clean sweep of some sort.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
The Real Thing.
burlington Free Press. }

burlington Free Press
1t seems to be generally admitted tina.
the University OF Vermont has a real
baseball team With the scalps of Har.
ward and Dartmouth dangling at its belt,
the L. V. NJ. appears TO be in the cham
pionship class.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
You Bette.

A maiden whose name was jeanette,
A turtle once had for a petite;
But she left it one day
In the hammock asway
Where her beau took notion tC
settle.
(And he S running yette)
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
One Year Ago Today in the War.

British armen bombed Thionyille
railway station.
French and British took many guns
and prisoners in raid south of Arras.
United States made agreement with
Norway for restriction Of exports to
enemy.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

1t is predicted on all sides that many
will acquire the ice cream and candy
habit after prohibition goes into effect.
And then someone win discover dire
consequences from those habits and the
way will be cleared for more reforms.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

With headlines of this sort in the
Boston newspapers, Red flag parade
leads to bloody melee in Roxbury, we
wonder what old New England is com
ing to.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

FOR SALE-one clawhammar coat,
size So, $5.-Burlingron Free Press.
While the size is all right there is
something about the "hammar'' we
don t Just like.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

The Burlington Clipper sees posi-
BILE revival of the popularity of Paine s
Celery Compound when prohibition
comes into effect
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

A million dollar hotel in North Caro-
lima has been named the 0. Henry. The
Robert w Chambers or the Edward Nj
House. are suggestions offered by Tulip
for the next one
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
CLIPPINGS
With Now a Comment and Then
Only a Caption.

The man who smiles has friends galore,
And the man WAC weeps has none;
There S nobody gay to thunder cloud.
The world looks toward the sun.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
Let George Do It.
North Adams Herald

I-NUIII AudIlIs IItIdIu.T
As usual a large number of the people
who are living in comfort and luxury ex-
pressed entire confidence in the ability
and willingness of George to put up the
money to bring the soldiers home.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
We've Put Them in Our Address Book.

Mr.. and Mrs. Giroux had twelve to
dinner Sunday. Always glad to see
their friends.-Felehervil item.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
Pabst So.

Willie fell into an Anheuser Busch
And tore Schlitz in his pants;
He came out a sadder Budweiser boy
For he took an awful chance.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
When Three is q Crowd.

Mrs. F. W. Richards dug liberal
amount of dandelion green's for her
self and .-Stewartstown item.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
The Reformer Telephone Number 10
l27
For Business Office and Editorial Rooms.
TO ADVERTISERS
TO THE SUBSCRIBERS.

It is the aim of the management to secure
efficient service in the delivery of the paper
each night, and it solicits the cooperation of
subscribers to that end Prompt reports should
be given of each failure to receive the paper
on the morning following the omission, in
person, by telephone or postal card, thus en-
abling the cause of the error TO be promptly
and accurately discovered and the proper rem.
edy Immediately applied. 1t is only by this
method that the publisher can secure the de
sired service
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

Mr.. and Mrs. Jozie Welch, is i'll with
chicken pox.
Alzaida Robertson is in the hospital
having had q serious operation per
formed.-St. Adams, Me, news in
Pittsfeld Advertiser.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
Member Of The Associated Press.

The Associated Press is exclusively en-
titled to the use for publication of all news
dispatches credited to il and not otherwise
credited in this paper and also the local news
published herein.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
The Result.

VIM Tudor of Mt Olive fell into
ia lake at Branson, Mo-, April Il. He
being unable to swim he is survived by
one brother and a father.-Ca Calico Roc.k
Progress
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

Castor oil taken at soda fountain
is not taxable. Ezra says is never
been his favorite drink so there s no
chance to save there
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
HELEN Around Again.

Henry HELEN has returned from Bos-
ton and is working in the mill and
boarding at L. p Bashaw s.-Irasbura
item.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
Testing the System.
BARRE Times

lDdIIG IIIHtS.J
It is probably not true that the persons
who placed So internal machines in the
mail at New York were trying out tho
efficiency of the Burleson system.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

The list of those who were selected
to be recipients. of the May day bombs
reads like ''Who S Who in America
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

It's bound to be an awful blow to
the hard working muskrat to find that
ITS fur Is going out of fashion.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03
True Love in the Freshet Season.

John Founders, being so fond of Miss
Susie Bullock, waded water waist deer
one night to see her.-Ark. Standard.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1919-05-03

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IN THE DAILY REFORMER
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1919-11-21
DOUBLE BARRED CROSS
ADOPTED II YEARS AGC

The double barred Red Cross Is
seventeen years old this month. In
October, 1902. the International Anti
tuberculosis Association, then meeting
In Berlin, adopted the cross as the
emblem Of the worldwide fight against
tuberculosis. 1t was proposed by Dr.
G. Sersiron, of Paris. 1t is a COM
bination Of the Croix de Lorraine and
the cross Of the Greek Catholic
church. Both crosses are symbolic of
charity and help TO humanity. Their
combined features were selected and
adopted as the symbol OF the hope of
civilization. -Four years later, In 1909.
the double barred Red Cross was car
ried into this country. 1t was In 1905
the National tuberculosis Association
was formed, and for the three Inter-
vening years the cross has been car
ried over the United States by the
National tuberculosis Association and
Its affiliated bodies, which now num-
Der one thousand.
The work OF these organizations il
financed chiefly by the Red Cross
Christmas Seal sale.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1919-11-21
Ieaend Of Origin Of Flowers

In Sussex, England, the lily OF the
valley is said to be memorial or
the battle st. Leonard fought with
dragon. The holy man encountered
the monster in the forest and battled
with II for three days. At last the
saint was victorious though wounded
seriously, and wherever his blood drip
ped upon the ground there sprang up
lilies Of the valley in profusion. In
France the lily of the valley is said
to have sprung from the Virgins tears.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1919-11-21
FIRST SALE YIELDED $4,000
National tuberculosis Association,
Which Sponsors Sale, Will Place
650,o00,ooo Seals on Sale to
Finance the Fight Against
tuberculosis.

The Red Cross Seal-as millions or
Americans know 1t 10 day, is an agent
of happiness and health. 1t was orig
mated in 1907 by Miss Emily Z. Bissell,
of Wilmington, Delaware, who learned
through Jacob Riis of somewhat SINH
lar seals that were sold in Norway for
the purpose of raising funds with
which to fight tuberculosis.
Miss Bissell persuaded the Ameri-
can Red Cross to take up the idea with
the result that seals were sold in a
limited number OF communities In
1908. The sale yielded a revenue OF
approximately $4,000. The Red Cross
then decided to issue the seals each
year and TO turn the proceeds over to
the National tuberculosis association
and its affiliated societies for the pur-
pose of financing the campaign against
tuberculosis. The number Of seals
sold in America increased by leaps
and bounds until in 1917 the total
reached 1S0,O00,000.
This year the seals are again on
sale beginning December /. More
than half billion seals have been
printed for distribution TO state and
local agents In addition TO the
seals Health Bonds" in denomina-
tons ranging from So. 90 to 500. 90
are TO be sold In lieu of seals to
large contributors, who do not send
out sufficient quantity OF mail In
December TO make use of all the seals
they would like 10 purchase. The
combined quotas Of all the state or
ganizations call for more than $6,5O0,-
600 TO carry out the intensive educa-
tional campaign being conducted by
the National tuberculosis Association
and Its 1000 affiliated societies.
The intensive sale OF these seals
represents a practical demonstration
of every lesson that has been learned
regarding scientific distribution. Elk
perts Of the highest standing In sales
mana cement have co-operated to the
extent OF assuring those interested
that every resident Of the United
States will have an opportunity IN buy
Red Cross Christmas Seals.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1919-11-21
WORKERS NEEDED TO
FIGHT WHITE PLAGUE
National tuberculosis Associ alton,
Which Sponsors Red Gross Seal
Sale. Is Conducting Intensive
Educational Campaign.

EDUCATIONAL Campaign.
A call for volunteers to fight under
the standard of the National Tubercu-
losis Association and Its 1000 affiliated
bodies throughout the country against
tuberculosis-hum most vicious
foe-has been sounded.
"A recent health survey, made by the
experts of the National tuberculosis
Association, brought to light some
startling statistics with regard TO the
prevelency of the disease The find
ings of this survey have revealed a
national menace, which must be eradi-
Gated. The figures show that each
year 10000 persons die Of the dis
ease and that there are approximate
ly 100000 cases of tuberculosis In
the United States today.
The untaught consumptive-One who
does not know the rules Of health, is
an interchangeable spreader of the dis
ease. Wherever he goes, he leaves be-
hind him a trail Of the deadly germs.
The National tuberculosis AsSocia-
ton and its affiliated bodies have en-
tered upon an intensive nationwide
educational campaign. The campaign
will be localized and within short
time there will be ample work for
many thousands of volunteers.
The National tuberculosis Assocla-
ton and its affiliated bodies are f.
nanced largely by the annual sale Of
Red Cross Christmas Seals To noka
possible the carrying out of this cam
paign, more than 650,000,000 seals will
be offered for sale during the Holt
days. State and local tuberculosis
associations have at hand valuable
local data regarding the disease and
actual conditions i'm the communities
where they are located. The officers
of these bodies eagerly welcome in
quiries
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1919-11-21
SWEATING and Swearing.

When in a fix, sweating will get 70,
farther than swearing.-Forbes Maya
zine.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-04-07

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T. tsaefeF NTH q see02d grace
e0aniy certificate viii stsyt min go
ahG ger \ - fstfsass IN a ysar, a
minimum uaEs " 40 IN DrorjGed for
teachers nth 4 thisd gtade ceFiffi'
cate.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-04-07
aednn An Yer ,nopna.

t1tBAFA. ~. April T. lis spring,
time ia GFbaBa ail the year round il
spring IL ~ be Held accountable for
all tbs class absence reports that
haye piled np IN ms Office ~ ths
dear " men " tbH University Of Mi
n1is
According 10 statistics just com.
piled, ffatsfnity men Who hrs class
cutters" Total ~. while the op,frats
ofhity men have n cutting record Of
only t27 All together there nfs ga
iinbiiuat cutters IN the university, not
including tie women. with sophomore
engineers ns tie worst offenders 9Th
q total of nftyrout The freshmen ~
the liberal arts and sciences course
have forty threr.
The senior lawyers had clean
slate or tte fraternity men. the
commerce eoDhomores head the list
with thirty M compared with only
I'VE among the nonffaternity men,
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-04-07
DRINK MORE WATER
IF KIDNEYS BOTHER
Eat less meat and take Salts for
Bscksche or Bladder
trouble.

Uric acid In meat excites the KID
neys, they become overworked; get
sluggish. ache, and feel like Jumps
Of lead. The urine becomes CLOUDY,
the bladder is trritate5, and you may
be obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night When the
kidneys clog you must help them
flush off the body's srinious waste
or you'll be a real sick person short
ly. At first you feel dull misery ID
the kidney region, you suffer rom
backache, sick headache, dizziness,
stomach gets sour, tongue coated
and you feel rheumatic twinges when
the weather is bad.
Eat less meat, drink lots OF water,
also get from any pharmacist four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table,
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days, and your
kidneys will then act fine This Ia,
nous salts is made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon juice, comolneu
with litfia, and has been USED loE
generations to clean clogged kidneys
and stimulate them to normal aciitf
ty, also to neutralize the ACIDS u
urine, so it no longer is a source OF
irritation. thus ending bladder weak
ness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannon
iniure; makes delightful efferves'
cent Whitewater drink which every,
one should take now. and then 10
keep the kidneys clean and active;
Druggists here say they sell lots OF
Jad Salts to folks who believe IA
overcoming kidney trouble while "
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1919-04-07
SECRET TO
DARKEh GRAY HAIR
Bring Back its Color and lust-e
with Grandmais Sage
Tea Recipe.

Common garden sage brewed into
heavy tea, with sulphur and alcO-
hoT~ added, viii turn gray, streakeo
and faded hair beautifully dark and
Iuxuriant Mixing the Sage Tea and
Sulphur recipe at home, though, is
troublesome An easier way is TO
get the ready-to-use preparation i'm
proved by the addition OF other ingre-
dents, a large bottle, at little cost.
at drug stores, known as "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound thus
avoiding a lot OF muss.
While gray, faded hair is not IN
full, we all desire to retain our youth
full appearance and attractiveness.
BY darkening your hair with Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound, no one
can tell, because It does 1t SO natur.
ally, SO evenly. You just dampen a
sponge or soft brush with it and draw
this through your hair. taking one
small strand at time; by morning
all gray hairs have disappeared.
After another application sor two your
hair becomes beautifully dark. glossy,
soft and luxuriant and you appear
years younger.