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The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Slightly Sarcastic.

Do you feel able to take a few lei. terS Miss PounderY
 Why, certainly. That's what I'm he.e for. isn't it?'
 T suppose so. but my request came so soon after your last telephone con. versation that l was afraid you would be exhausted. Birmingham Ase-Her. aid.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

sible menu k stored. The food 10 be served will depend upon the time Of day. If 1t is dinner more elabor ate menu will be needed than for q luncheon or supper.
 Try not to use dishes for these occasions for the daily menus. bu; keep them just for the emergency Provided you are sure of proper re suits, 1t is fatal to ones peace of mind to experiment on an unusual dish. Keep in your closet or on the emergency shelf such foods as shred ded codfish. Sardlnes. canned salmon. tuna, crab and clans. canned toma- toes, soup, grated cheese. salad dress ing, preserves, dates. nuts and marsh. mallows. This list could be enlarged indefinitely and other attractive things may he added.
 An omelet is a dish generally well liked; it may be preceded by I cream Of tomato soup. which is soon prepared and followed hy a potato salad if one is fortunate enough to
  not cook | few. cut in dice and serve in cream sauce \ cup of tea with cookie or piece of cake and dish of preserves for dessert will make most satisfying meal.
 The canned soup, of course. is quickly relocated and saves preparing one dish: salad Of the solid part of the can of tomatoes with bit of salmon ar tuna will make fine salad with q good dressing A can of pineapple with marshmallows and whipped cream with tablespoonful or two of salad dressing makes T most delicious sweet salad. which may be served with Wafers. cup of cocoa or coffee IS dessert.
 A pretty table. with few we'll cooked dishes and hearty welcome will make feast for any guest
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

Don't stay upset! Eat a tablet of Pape's Diapepsin and immediately the indigestion. gases. aeidity and all stom- ach distress ends.
 Pape's Diapepsln tablets are the sur est, quickest stomach relievers in the world. They cost very little at drug stores. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
corsets for South Sea BelIes.

There is q big demand for eorsets by the natives of the south seas. ae- cording to fhe head salesman Of large corset firm in ths United States who left for Tahiti recently. The steamer carried consignment Of 2S000 eorsets. which will be stocked with the various dealers scattered about the South Pacific The demand for this belt has more than doubled in two Nears.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
In annrfanf fa M0fhara
Magnificent Royal Residence.

The most notable architectural fea. ture of Buckingham palace k the grand staircase of white marble, which ieads to the state apartments Thesa mag. nificent suites are filled with priceless obie ts ef art and historical interest pre- ented te the British monarchS hy the royal visitors of many generations.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

Business without optimism must fail No pessimist can succeed in any enterprise. The man who believes in his vocation. who lives for it. who works for it who knows 1t can and should be successful. is the man who has hope in his heart for the future. not only for himself and his own business in selfish way. but for his entire country thar nan or woman is a good citizen and an asset 10 his country"
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
That Old waist

If an old white silk blouse has be come hoppy and is easily soiled. you can give it fresh appearance by first washing il and then dipping if in very thln' warm starch. II should then be wrung out, dried, sprinkled with water to render sufficiently damp, and troned
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
ToIease the eat.

The other day at an exposition a wonan stood viewing q big warplane. upon which were painted the eusto mary red. blue and white circles, when she was heard to remark 10 her hts band Isn't f strange that the allies should all paint targets on their air planeSg"
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
N4k1< 1tez nta2.
Vain Pursuits

.aI1 Pursu@ks.
 No, NiAlltz k deafsa
 Yes.
 IAd he leave any peaRerty:~
 Nothms to speak of. Nhntz was .ie ". Sihd q man who had an idea that f'F' une "as always just around the corner i'ut he never succeeled in oyertak. ing her9a e' No He Ras either mistaken ,, ,.o .9ealion of the corner af he fingered in the middle of the block until For. hh' moved on 10 some other corner |"
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
cuticura Soap for the compiexion

OITIcaEa sap foT the Complexion. Nothing better than eat.eura Saan daily and Ointment ROW and then as needed t8 make the complexion clear. scalp clean and hands soft and white. Add to this the fascinating fragrant Gutlcura Taleum and you have the Cuticura Toilet Trio.-Adr.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

soup. though not rantaininu n,ak k 'fA4 si | u IT = i&l U ( Il nutriment. will be a good beginning
 for q light dinner. making with | good dessert d sat isfying meal. 4 salad is always
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

m d sdUVtHdU, uuuIus IIle neck. gibletS and the skinned feet. To prepare the feet. wash well, then plunge them into boiling water then dip in cold water, when the outside skin will=be easily re moved. Add one eupful of
 finely diced celery. one
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

There are three kinds of people in the world. the wills. the vents and the can.ts. The first accomplish ev- erything. the second oppose every thing and the third fail in everything Davidson
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

women lack better when some bit If %ti'e or light eolored fabric breaks the severity of dark gown ar ~a neck. Which means that lovely neck. wear Will persist.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
:. ' ' IIE. KIT ['IEN IZAHHINE-.

rind of one large lemon. cook for ff- teen minutes and add two tablespoon fuls Inf cold water mixed with three of corn starch. cook two minutes. add cinnamon and vanilla Bake with two Cru>J>.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

Not what happened bat the way We take what happened. determines our experience.
 Not what we have. but do. makes our sum ef joy or sorrow
 Most of us can 1T We choose make this world palace CT prison.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

use it on the table, cut ting the bread as it is needed. Serve smaller portions I whole slice is often takeIf when half is all that Is eaten. Ii
 spite of care there will always be Ieftovers. but
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

For your daughters sake, use Red Cross Ball Blue in the laundry. She will then hay hat dainty, well-groom. ed appearanee that girls admire. 5c.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
<HL1-1< 0RZo71~N9 H

Sports six in the heavy materials aFe seen in the shops The n,st pop alaf sport costume of fate is a skirt of white silk jersey worn with fl brirbt colored waist.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

Let your standard be hiEh-and ai- though you may not reach Il you can hardly falI 70 rise higher than If you aimed at some inferior excellence John HaWes
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
Wmhinr.ar n r
Very uy


 Here's the secret: EATONIc taxes u1 rSe s1cess seadlIy. drives the ga. out ct The bssy and the Bloat Goes Vita 1t. II Is gnarantse1 to bring relief or you eet your z0zey back. Costs oaly cent CT two day ts nSe it. Set . box today frou your druggist.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
STOMACH UPSET? TAPES DtAPEPs1N AT ONCE ENDS DYSPEPSIA, AcIDlTY. GAS,
 INDIGESTION.

Your meals hit back Your stomach is sour. acid, gassy and you feel bloat- ed after eating or you have heavy Jumps of indigestion pain or headache, but never mind. Here is instant relief.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07


 H=ailpFneHeY=s one who is never Hurried or fuSse l hy Ii Il . \ D z r eti CtII1I IEffI3 and tie welcome iS so uftits II more gen uine in the back of the head q pos
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

II is an unusual woman who can smile at compliment-and then for get it.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

May Gene n Handy He Thinks.
 Ih-lt-E. I>n- her
 Very. F. even SaEeS his worn-out ahcnaSEa Ez aaefil-.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

IT is easy for a man to love his neigh bor as himself. provided she ls young and pretty
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
He Wants to Know.

Opportunity is at Xonr door With what-a wheelbarrow or an
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
TASTY DISHES.

Soup in various forms is an economy not to be overlooked X dish of hot
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

Cure plmplss. headache. bad breath by taking May Apple. Aloe. Jslap rolled into a tiny s1xar p-ii called Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets Adv
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

It'S AZ ri-Ht ,o pray for the things Eeu Wa--- ha- it's a g4aa Hftaa to work for ts.e ,hin-s you actually need.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
NOTED OFFICIAL PRAISES TIE NEW
 STOMACH RELIEF
Hon. c. P. Grandfield's s Testimonial Endorsing EATONIC Is Evidence
 of Its Real Worth

Net often .iaes Postal
 Service O1ci4l put himself
 on FegaFd ia this way And
 thar ID less prs1 Es
 th4n Hon q ?. GrAn,l1is
 tbe first Assistant Fat-
 master under raft. b us enc WE1 tasH5iieS fa rEe "A za Of EAToNIC and its bene6o aI aces EAT uN above the ordinary so=eaI3z5i stomach cures and ina.n that here. al last. is some thlng thaf viii relieve al forms Of stomach r1 asa-a-
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

The man who forgets fayor seldom lorsiveS an injury.
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
HuRRY-UP DISHES.

The hoH<ekeepef Wh0 keeps | Hst of dishes that may be quickly pfa-
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
VARIETY OF PIE.

To prepare chicken pie cut well cleaned chicken into pieces, and place
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
THRIFTY IDEAS FOR THE
 HOUSEWIFE.

It Is the accepted custom these days to have as fancy bread board
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

burn. sour. acid or rassy stauach- Toe Iatzer. devoid CT all unnecessary words. ts printed De- low. II hI5s tae nail ssaaraIr "a rsa Asa4 Every sufferer fFom sto1Aeh nEssrv saol.z za what he teilS them.
 washinzsaE, D. C
 Too much praise eanaat be xlven EAToNlC. Its bsneae.zl rsslara Ir4 unqualified
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07
GROVES C.PEk.TRkTE ShLvE "Opens the Pores and Peastraias For Chest colis, Reat Colds, and efaai,

is enclosed with every bottle of HAYES HEALING HONEY. This Is the only cough syrup en the market with which this additional treatment IS given. The salve is also very valuable as Gernicide for the Nose and Throat You get boih remedies for the price of one. 35c. Sold by al Druggists. If your Druggist should not have it in stock. he will ofde' it from his nearest Wholesale Druggist Made. Recommended and Guaranteed to the Public
 by P:Ris MEDICINE COMPANY,
 MANUFACTURERS OF
 Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

tablespoonful ar tee ea--a cheese may he added -a-
 l- oF t9 5ae Saiad i5set praqaz
The Monticellonian., 1919-03-07

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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-12

Amerongen, Friday. May s.-An of
hcial abstract of the preliminary
peace terms published in the Dutch
newspapers, which was translated
and read to the former German EN-
peror to-day. has aroused consider
able excitement among the members
of the Hohenzollern party. An ink
ling concerning what the Entente in
tended to do in connection with
bringing William Hohenzollern to
trial had reached the German officials
earlier in the week. They commun-
icated the information to the former
Empress who displayed signs of
marked emotion. but decided to await
the appearance of a fuller official
report before making the news
known to her husband.
\ special messenger motored to
Arnhem Thursday to procure a copy
of the local newspapers.
How the former Emperor took the
news the correspondent was unable
to ascertain, as everyone in the cas-
tie is sworn to secrecy regarding
happenings. Rumors We're circula;-
ed in the village that he attempted
to commit suicide by hanging, but
these are considered canards. since
his attendants are quite calm.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-12
100000 Persons
Bought Victory Bonds,
Reports Indicate
Bv Associated Press.

Washington, May Fifteen mil
lion Americans bought Victory Lib
erty notes in the campaign which
closed Saturday night, according to
estimates received to-day by the
treasury from Federal reserve banks.
This compares with about 21,000,00O
purchasers in the fourth loan, IT,
GOO, eco in the third. 100000 in the
second and 100000. in the first.
The treasury announced that the
official total probably would not be
known until May &c. The total as
compiled still stood at S3,St9,O0O,000,
but late reports emphasized the
earlier indications that the loan had
been heavily oversubscribed.
Federal Reserve district commit
tees estimated the number of sub
scribers in Boston 940,0 and Phila
delphia 100000. The other districts
could not estimate accurately their
subscribers but based on the reduced
totals as compared with the fourth
loan, the remaining districts should
produce enough additional individual
subscribers to bring the total up to
fifteen million, the treasury an
nounced.
In New England 9o4 cities and
towns had achieved their quotas be-
fore the closing hour. Connecticut
had 10.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-12
GLASS REPLIES
SHARPLY WHEN
PECK ASSAILS
Says Industrial Board Tried
to Do What 1t Had Been
Warned Against

Washington, May 12.-Charges
chairman of the recently -diss olved
Industrial Board, that Secretary
Glass had taken stand on the
Boards efforts to agree on prices for
necessities "in direct contradiction
with his message to the President
urging creation of the Board" 4"
have drawn a sharp reply from the
Secretary.
In a statement published to-day
Mr.. Glass said the Board in attempt
ing to "fix minimum prices for the
public did precisely that which it
had been warned not to do" and
that the action had been promptly
repudiated by him as contrary to
fundamental principles of economics,
of public policy and of the law"
Questions Peck's Accuracy
"Mr. Peek knows perfectly WE'LL"
said Mr.. Glass. that 1 have never
in one way or at any time suggest ted
such action as that taken by the
Industrial Board. Hence his refer
ence to me on this point perverts
the actual truth"
Mr.. Peek, in his statement yester-
day, reviewed the efforts of the
Board to agree on prices, referred
at length to the controversy with
Director General Hines over steel
prices, which ended with the resig-
nation of the Board, and declared
that the public would demand an
explanation of the wrecking, "appar-
emily in obstinancy of a single indi-
vidual, of a plan of such apparent
national value
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-12
Courthouse Notes

Civil Court Opens.-At the open
ing session of the May special term
of Common Pleas Court to-day a
number of cases were continued or
settled as follows: Lillian NJ. Swails
Va Valley Railways. continued,
cause; Thomas Z. Cleckner VS.. VAL
lev Railways, continued, cause;
Thomas H. Bogar VS.. Harrisburg
Railways, continued, consent; r.
Boova VS.. Clyde Strine, continued;
BENJAMIN c. Snyder VS.. John t. Ems
minger Sr., continued; w. +. Mil
Ter VS.. Cumberland Valley Telephone
Company, settled; Stezo Dimitron VS..
Petro Magaro, continued; Hermes c.
Slammed VS.. Harrisburg Railways,
settled: John Herr VS.. Irwin Kelsey,
settled. In Courtroom No. the first
case called was that of Sarah j.
Hammaker VS.. Walter S. Schell, in
which the question of property own
ership is in dispute delaying the COL
lection OF a judgment note. In
Courtroom No. . an action brought
by Emma Troutman and other exc
cIltors of Elizabeth Troutman VS..
Hiram r. Troutman, et al, for the
collection of a judgment note.
Jurors Excused.-Jurors excused
from court sessions this week fol-
low: David Baughmoyer. Sr., Mid
dIetown; Scott Beidleman, city; j.
Ross Higgins. Wiconisco township;
George E. Hitz, city; Harvey o. Mat
ter, city; James McCarroll, city; W.
w. McCreary. Middletown; Samuel
II. Ney. RoyaIton: Edward c.
Schaffstall, city: George Stauffer,
Paxtang; Robert Thompson, city;
Reuben Whitley. Steelton.
Divorce Granted.-The court to-
day signed a decree in divorce in the
case of Charles II. VS.. Maggie Dennis
Desertion was alleged in the suit.
Constable Appointcd.-Georg D.
Kerr was appointed constable in the
First ward, Royalton, to-day to sue
ceed John Stipe, who removed to
Middletown.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-12
LAST FLASHES
OFF THE WIRE
BY AssoeiG:sS Prsts

New York. = The Three Hundreo
and Nineteenth Field Artillery. com
nIcte. of the Eighty-second or MI,
America" Division. landed to-day from
the transport Alaskan and were SEM
to Camp Upton.
GIens Falls. y. y. IneEg the
,.irti,siIv no change to-day IN tae ,1
striI,e Situation which has tlsa W "
,E,rIv all of the thirty-slN P,ti,rany.
tbs International Paper GGrnpsm: ,.2ns an.
throughout the country, my on ,.ari.srs aaS
mroximateIy 5000 uuionized "oi Ne'
Cincinnati. Ohio. = ppTS;,,n;nnati lriin Fl
con I'm molders. 400 in GlnStittii Glnt ~ as'
va 800 in Covington. ny, dla nos ,.s,nn n
80, r. their places or emp "s[ an :
tHtdav following the failure torna o.
LIARS and officials OF the ln'ei fter
.ional Nolders' Union 10 az s,arv /.
Vaccinations pending since Jahua'' -
1,Jor-Th The news from AIs nc
,stap " here Afghan trloestitinn ON
tacn attacking British posItti but
tbe indian frontier, was
nt,sfa ctory, over the weeAeu
new consorium loI lor,sn-
NJ chinese loans was s,'cb y.
hnshId ira tn-day by American
ISeo 70 nd Japanese bankers.
i.mseryation was made toT ie
ticipation by Belgian
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-12
SAY BUILDING
WASBUJRNED TO
GET NEW SCHOOL
West Fairview Directors Be-
gin Search For Clues
to Incendiary

Members of the Board of Educa-
ton in West Fairview are convinced
that the recent fire which practical
ly destroyed their schoolbuilding
was of incendiary origin, it was
learned to-day. While. there are no
clues to the identity of the incendi-
ary, it is thought that it is some
one who wanted a new schoolbuild-
ing in place of the old structure
The general belief is that he planned
the fire carefully, with the idea in
mind of securing a modern edifice.
The belief that the blaze was pur-
posely started is based on the fact
that wires were in good condition
and. so far as can be seen, the plugs
in the building were intact. 1t is
eplained that if the fire had been
caused by defective wiring these
plugs would have blown out.
Plans are being laid for the erec-
tion of new building on the site of
the recently burned structure. A
loan to the extent of s2S,000, which
is the borough's present borrowing
capacity, will probably be floated
Contractors say this will be suffi-
cient to build. since it will be pos
sible to use the brick and some of
the other material not destroyed in
the conflagration.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-12
Pleasant Surprises at
Annual Outing of the
J. {. Herman Forces

The office and sales forces of J. C.
Herman and Company, had their an
nual outing at the summer home Of
Edwin 5. Herman, head of the firm.
at the Acqueduct during the last week
end. 1t was an unusually interesting
occasion this year and not even the
weeping clouds had any effect upon
the spirits of those present. An in
teresting incident of the outing was
the presentation to Mr.. Herman OF
a large birthday cake on Friday
which was the anniversary of his
natal day. He was given the con-
gratulations and good wishes of
the large party and the speeches
were appropriate.
An equally interesting incident of
the outing was the welcome surprise
given each number of the sales and
office force by Mr.. Herman in the
shape of a certificate of the firm
which entities the widow or estate
of each member of the force to $500
in the event of his death in the en-
ploy of ]. C. Herman and Company.
1t is somewhat in line with the group
insurance plan now being adopted
by many business concerns.
These yearly social events are
greatly enjoyed by the Herman force
and all returned home last evening
with delightful recollections of the
1919 outing at the Aqueduct cottage.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-12
OVERLAND BREAKS WORLDS
SEALED HIGH GEAR RECORD
Made 45O36 Miles in Seven Days and Nights Failed in At
tempt to Make Nonstop Record

gas line broke, throwing the car out
of the nonstop record attempt. w hen
it was seen that the car could not
qualify for this record the top vas
put up and remained up the "cmaind-
er of the run.
The amount of gasoline used in the
entire run was 261a4. This is an av-
erage of nearly 171a miles per gal
Ion. About a gallon was lost when
the gas pipe broke, and the motor
which was kept running while the car
was being repaired after it's accident
on Monday evening. used about two
gallons more, while the stops made
at the Control Station at the Tele-
graph Building every four hours
used up approximately five gallons of
gas in the seven days, which would
make an average of close to IS 'liles
to the gallon for the actual running
of the car. The oil used vas excess
sive, due to the fact that two differ
ent kinds was used in the way of OK
pertinent, and was changed twice.
However. only Al y quarts were used
which gave an average of close to
$50 miles to the gallon. Another
cause for the excessive use of the oil
was that in the early part of the run
the breather pipe was left open, and
a great deal of the oil was wasted by
being blown out of this pipe when in
the filing of the oil reservoir. consid-
cradle was spilled. This was all
counted and therefore, brought down
the mileage average.
The car is now on display in the
salesroom of the Overland Harris
burg Company, at 212 North Second
street, just as it was when it rolled
into the control station Saturday at
6 p m. 1t will remain there for sumo
time.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1919-05-12
VISCOUNT GREY
PRAISES WORLD
LEAGUE CREED
Believes Armament Will Di-
minish as Great Alliance
Grows in Strength

London. May 12.-Viscount Grey,
of Falloden. former secretary of for
eign affairs. says in an interview
that he is delighted with the amend
ed covenant of the League of Ma
tions. having feared that much less
might be accomplished at the con-
ference"
Viscount Grey considers the key
to the whole organization is the
annual meeting of the nine premiers
or foreign secretaries represented on
the council.
so long as that meeting is regu-
larly held and wisely inspired" he
says. so long may We confidently
hope the peace of the world will be
secure"
He believes the armaments will
diminish as the league becomes
strong and vital and produces a
sense of security. and that eventu-
ally those who now fear it does
not go far enough and those think
ing that it goes to far will both be
satisfied" Earl Grey has the great
est confidence in Sir Eric Drum
mond. the first secretary general of
the league, and is especially pleased
to know that Sir Eric's election was
originally suggested by the Ameri-
can delegates.