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The Ordway new era., 1919-11-21
HERE'S RECIPE FOR PUB
Lie HEALTH.

Here is new recipe for the
Colorado housewife which is
not found in any cookbook:
Take one white-faced. under
nourished child. Add warm
wraps; mix with hot milk and
wholesome food. Keep In the
Colorado sunshine for twelve
hours. Have sleep in a we'll
ventilated room for twelve
hours. And the child will serve
with trimmings of rosy cheeks.
II this recipe is followed,
there will be fewer cases of
children's epidemics and dis
eases. 1t means death to tu-
berculosis instead of death by
tuberculosis.
A constant fight against the
white plague, which claims the
lives Of 1900 children annually.
Is being waged by the Colorado
Public Health Association. which
is financed by the sale Of Red
Cross Christmas Seals and
Health Bonds.
Bonds and seals will be on
sale In every city and town Of
the state from Bee. 1 to II.
Invest in Health Bond.
Buy Red Cross Christmas
Seals.
And help save the lives of
little children.
The Ordway new era., 1919-11-21

She will also visit her parents at
Manzanola. Mr.. and Mrs. w. G. Mel
son.
p. Shank, local depot agent. left
Tuesday for a two months vacation.
The Ordway new era., 1919-11-21
Walk Into MY Rarlor.

A Mr.. Cobb has married Miss
Webb. He knew that they were meant
to be Joined as soon as he spied her.
London Tit-Bits.
The Ordway new era., 1919-11-21
Be on Guard Always.

Shut the door and keep the paddock
on against mean thoughts. One single
night of lying on the ground brings
the red of rust to the shiniest plow-
share that ever was made.-ESchange.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
SHARON, s. @.
A REALLY HELPFUL BANK

A Bank to be helpful to a commu-
nifty must at all times be ready and
able to take care OF every reasonable
call for banking accommodations. II
can only lend money when the other
fellow wants 1t and needs money. The
man with q big balance doesn't need
to borrow. This bank is here ready to
furnish money to the man who has a
need for 1t and In every case II Is our
pleasure to meet such legitimate calls
for funds. Tl.en too. we can serve the
man who has money and who doe5 not
need to borrow. We can and will and
do take care Of his surplus FUNDS
rendering q strict and accurate &C
count of every transaction at the end
of each month. We also protect him
against accidental loss, fire and bur-
slary, then too q Checking Account
paying by Checks the safe way to do
business. Lat us have your account.
r q uApTNESS Cashier
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23
CALOMEL NOW
PURIFIED FROM
ALL OBJECTIONS
Chemists Rid Doctors Fa-
vorite Medicine of Nau-
seating and Salivating
Qualities - New Variety
Called "CalotabS."

A triumph of modern pharmacy that
Is a blessing to the whole world-that
is the opinion of physicians and drug
gists who are familiar with the new
nausealess calomel that is wholly free
from the Objectionable effects of the
old style calomel.
An occasional purifying of the sys-
tenn and thorough cleansing of the liv-
er are absolutely essential to health
and, as all doctors know, calomel was
the only drug that accomplished this
result. Now that the unpleasantness
and danger of salvation are entirely
removed, the popularity of the new
calomel; Calotabs, will be vastly in.
creased It's effect is delightful. One
tablet at bedtime, with swallow OF
water-that's all No salts, no neausea
no groiping, nor the slightest unpleas'
antness You wake up next morning
feeling fine. your liver cleansed, your
system purified and with hearty ap.
petite for breakfast. Eat what you
please-no danger Of salvation. Nc
restrictions Of habit or diet.
For your protection Calotabs are
sold only in original. sealed packages
price thirty-five cents. Your druggist
recommends and guarantees them by
refunding your money If you are not
delighted with them.-(adv)
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23

His Second visit.-Levinsky. des-
pairing Of his life, made an appoint.
ment with,a famous specialist. He was
surprised to find fifteen or twenty peo-
pie in the waiting room.
After a few minutes he leaned over
to a gentleman near him and whisper
ed. Say, mine frient, dis must be
pretty good doctor. amt hep
"One Of the best" the gentleman
told him.
Levinsky seemed to be worrying
about something.
we'll say" he whispered, "he must
be pretty extensive, den, amt he? Vo'
does he charger"
The stranger was annoyed by Ie-
vinsky's question and answered rather
shortly: Fifty dollars for the first con-
sultation and twenty-five dollars fol
each visit thereafter"
Mine Gott!" gasped Levinsky. FIT
ty tollars de first time und twenty-five
tollars each time afterwards"
For several minutes he seemed un-
decided whether to go or to wait. "Uno
twenty-five dollars each time after
wards" he kept muttering. Finally
Just as he was called into the office. ne
was seized with brilliant inspiration
He rushed toward the doctor with out
stretched hands.
Hello, DOCTOR" he said effusively
"Vell, here I am again"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23

A Touching FarewelI.-One of the
most patient mortals is the southern
preacher Of the rural districts. Witt
him patience is especially necessary
when it comes to collecting his salary
A story is told Of one Of these long
suffering men who lost patience will
his congregation and sought new
field of labor where the prospects o.
payment were better. He announced
from the pulpit his success and hi
resignation in the following terms:
MY friends. 1 don't think you low
me, because you don't pay me my sal
ary. / don't think you love one anoth
er, because none Of you ever marry
and / can't make a dollar that way
neither by preaching your funerals
Your potatoes are rotten and your ap'
pies are in the same fix. BY theil
fruits ye shall know them l am 60
ing to a better place. I am called te
preach in the penitentiary. Whittier
go We know, and the way ye know, ant
We shall follow me hereafter AnC
when you do follow me, may the Lore
have mercy on your stingy souls. TO-
I will see to it that nobody else doe
have mercy on you"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23
Humorous department

Not Worth the Difference-The sto-
ry is told Of a negro who wished to get
married, asking his employer to secure
the necessary marriage license. By
some misunderstanding the employer
secured the license for the marriage to
the wrong woman. When the papers
were delivered and read to the de-
lighted groom-to-be. a puzzled and as
tonished expression crept over his
countenance: Gap. what wuz dat
in dar bout Euphemie Wilson,"
1T says John Wilson and Euphemie
Wilson are to be married" his employer
explained.
But, Cap, Euphemie amt de oman
I wanted to marry. Me an her wuz
les er carryin' on 'mongst ourselves.
1t wuz me and Georgiana Thompson
yo' wash oman, dat wuz goin' to get
married"
"Oh, WELL" replied the amused en-
ployer, this license cost 81. You can
get another to marry Georgiana, but it
will cost you another 81, and I'll get it
for you when 1 go to town tomorrow"
The next morning John stood at the
front gate as his employer was about
to start to town.
Cap" said he in confidential tone,
"You neen''; to min bout gettin'
dem yuther licenses. I'll jes use de
ones got, cause dey amt no 81 diff
e'nee in dem two niggers, nohow.
Chicago Tribune.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23
REAL ESTATE

The past 10 behind US. Tho future Is
ahead. Tho old town has taken on
new life. ..Be wise and secure your
homo before prices 90 higher.
A few of my offerings:
Tho r. j. MackoreII residence In the
center Of town; 1o-rooms, witn an az,
modern improvements. Lot 132 S4o
feet. Plenty Of room to erect another
house on back side Of lot. Enough
said.
Five-room cottage on Lincoln street
with water and lights. Lot 60x.ze
feet. Property Of Mrs. o. E. wilkins.
A real bargain.
The r. z. Heath residence on Cleve-
land Avenue. Six rooms, with water,
light and sewerage. Lot S6 K 2ls feet.
A nice home for some one.
The r. H. Dobson estate lands on
West Madison Street, three acres,
with three tenant houses. Has q from
tage of about 800 feet. An ideal place
to build a home and priced just right
See me at once
The J. c. Wallace residence on East
Madison street. Lot 200 K 26S feet.
Eight room residence. You could not
| build the house for anything like what
| | will sell you the property for. Be-
sides It Is an ideal place for a store
room. Some one Is going to get
bargain.
town ami country.
GEO. w. WILLIAMS
REAL ESTATE
Room 2O4 First National Bank Bldg.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23

A Ghost Story.-The following ghost
story is vouched for by Conner man,
the hero of the story being man
whom we will call Mr.. Snooks,
Snooks, visiting at a country house
was put in the haunted chamber for
the night, He said that he did not feel
the slightest uneasiness. but neverthe-
less, Just as a matter Of precaution, he
took to bed with him a revolver OF the
latest American pattern.
He slept peacefully until the clock
struck two, when he awoke with an
unpleasant feeling Of oppression. He
raised his head and peered about him.
The room was wanly illuminated by
the full moon, and in that weird, blu
ish light he thought he discerned a
small, white hand clasping the rail at
the foot Of his bed.
who's there?" he asked tremulous-
ly.
There was no reply. The small
white hand did not move.
who's there?" he repeated. An
swer me or I'll shoot"
Again there was no reply. Snooks
cautiously raised himself, took careful
aim and fired.
From that night on he has limped
Shot off two Of his own toes.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23

THE MOST

No organs Of the human body are 50
important to health and long life n the
kidneys. When they SLOW up and com:
mencs to lag in their duties. look outi
Find out what the trouble is-without
veal. dizzy, suffer from sleeplessness,
q have pains in the back-.oake vp
g snos. Your kidneys need help. These
are signs to warn you that your kid
nsys are not performing their funo.
tions properly. They are only half
doing their work and sr~ allowing I'M
purities TO accumulate and be convert
ed into uric acid and other poisons.
which are causing you distress and will
destroy you unless they are driven
from your system.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23

Yes, Il Would Rain.-Miss Sallie
Miller, the acknowledged belle of the
town, had fewer beaux than was heI
due. This was owing to her fathers
peculiar aversion 10 all young men who
called on his daughter. He had dis
concerting way Of taking possession OF
the porch and snubbing her callers
while they were waiting for her to
come down.
One evening Mr.. Newton Brown, a
bashful young swain, came a trifie toe
early for Miss Sallie. Mr.. Miller and
Newtons father were close friends, but
the boy had grown SO rapidly that the
old gentleman did not recognize little
Newt Brown in this tall, gawky youth
1T looks as If it might rain," the
young fellow ventured timidly,
"Tain't a-goin' to rain" was the
gruff response. Finally the old mans
curiosity got the better Of him.
who are you, anyway" he growl,
ed.
Newton Brown, sir"
What! Not old Jake Browns SOM
Yes, sir"
well, WE'LL" said Mr.. Miller more
kindly. 1T may rain"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23
The Bank of Glove!
SIOV
YOUR BUSINESS

NO MATTER what your line-be it
Farming, blacksmithing, we'll digging,
or professional, ought
to be, for your own personal satisfac-
ton, handled through the Bank-this
Bank If it is most convenient to you.
THE BANK WAY is THE SURE
WAY of knowing just how you stand
financially. 1t tends to system in bus
mess affairs. 1t gives your business
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with whom you do business, but do
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will give YOU more confidence in YOUR
OWN BUSINESS AFFAIRS.
THIS BANK, right at your door, Of
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ter business methods. We want Your
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thing a good bank can do to merit
Your business and your Confidence.
and without Your Confidence, then Of
course. this Bank doesn't expect your
business. But we believe we can have
both to your advantage.
JAS A. PAGE. Cashier.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23
DANGEROUS DISEASE

Get some GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules at once. They are IN old, tried
preparation used al over the world for
centuries. They contain only oid-fasA.
strength-Eiving and system -elsaA1tng
herbs, well known and used by lhyst.
clans In their daily practice. GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM Oh Capsules are In
ported direct from the laboeatoriss In
Holland. They are convsnisnt 70 taks.
and win either give prompt rs,isf or or
them at any drug store. but be sure 70
get tho original imported GOLD
MEDAL brand. Accept no au6ptitutss.
In sealed packages. Three stsee.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23
AUTOMOBILES
BUCKS AND OAKLANDS

IF YOU CONTEMPLATE BUYING
A CAR. either Buick or an Oakland
either will suit you-SEE ME- AT
ONCE. Cars are hard to get-srpply
is not equal to the demand and orders
are filled in order Of filing. See me al
once If you want either an Oakland or
q Buick.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23
NOTICE.

have purchased the interest Of Mr.
E. A. Hall in the Automobile business
Of Hall and Wallace and hereafter the
business will be conducted solely by
me. I will continue to give my Gus
toners the same courteous attention
and square dealing as was The custom
Of the Old firm.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23
Some Buildins.-A Georgia negro

Some Building.-A Georgia negro
who Joined in the general exodus to
Chicago a winter or two ago, returned
to Atlanta and was boasting of the
large buildings in that city.
"Dey sho' is some buildin's! Eff you
wuz to start to go through one Nv 'em
ii would take YOU two weeks, han
runnin'."
Huh, Niger" grunted one of his
hearers, dat amt no buildin' a-tall!
Dey's one buildin' right here in Allan
Ia where wunner des here immigration
agents went six months ago an he
Amt come out ytt."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23

Use "Gets-It," peels of corn this way.
putting on your hat. "Gets-It" does
away forever with "contraptions,"
''wrappy" plasters. greasy ointments
that rub off, blood-letting knives, and
scissors that snip into the quick"
"Gets-It" eases pain. Your "jumpy"
corn shrinks, dies, loosens from the
toe. You peel the corn painlessly from
your toe in one complete piece. That's
where the picnic comes in-you peel it
Off as you would a banana peel. Moth
ing else but "Gets-It" can do it. Get
peaceful, common-sense "Gets-It."
''Gets-It," the guaranteed, money
back, corn-remover, the only sure way,
costs but a trife at any drug store.
MID by E. Lawrence & Co., Chicago.
Ill.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23
"Get-Its" Peels
My Corns Off!

Any Corn or Callus Comes on Peace
fully, Painlessly. Never Fails.
It's almost a picnic to get rid Of a
corn or callus the "Gets-It" way. You
spend or seconds putting on or 3
drops Of "Gets-It," about as simple as
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1919-05-23

- Typewriter Ribbons and Papers
at The Enquirer Office,
Bisbee daily review., 1919-01-12
Sporting News for Readers of The Review
CHAMPIONS OF 1918

Athletics tall arOund)-A Brundage Chicago Auomobles-Leading Ralph De Palma.
  Champion National Wheat; American Ty Cobb.
 Basketbal-Penn
 professional Frank National motor Wiley Sday winners Me Namnra-Nagin.
 Buiards-,1s1 Hoppe Hoppe; Hoppe; Kieckhefer; billiards Frank Tabe amateur, Charles White; r A novice Blaisden billiards J
 Boxng-Heavyweig Willard middleweght Mike ODowd; feather nywegh Jimmy  Lasker; c. P, Coumba Triangular Brooklyn C. New York and New Columbia Oval
 Foobal-Colege Pisburg; service Great Lakes N Gof-Womens western. Professional. Pittsburg
 doubles Frank Ander son: Junior H. L.. Taylor Richards.
  Pacng-Miss Harris N.
 RacQuets-Professional A Kinsela
 Rowi
 Socker-U S. F. A, Bethlehem; A A. Bethlehem Plum. Atlantic City grand Amert can handicap. Henry Elkhart, Ind
 Walter A.
 N Ross;w Galigan.
 theyearOld. al Leading jockey, L. g-Lu Princeton; leading Murphy vadek Zbyszko; catchaseaean Earl 
 Yachting-No championships
Bisbee daily review., 1919-01-12
.CINCY NATIONALS
 WILL REORCANZE
fRy Review Leased wirel

CINCINNATI, Ohio, Jan. 11-At a meeting here today of the stockhold- CTS Of the Cincinnati Exhibition com pany, which controls the Cincinnati National league baseball club, inc plan of reorganization presented by the di- rectors was unanimously approved.
 Under this action a new company will be formed and the capitaliza- ton reduced from $5O0,00O to $35O, ,OO0; 1; refunding of outstanding bonds will be effected. thereby reducing the orig inal amount from S200,000 to S125.000 and a good working capital will be available with a practical wiping out of all current indebtedness.
 August Hermann Charles J. Chris tie and Louis c. Widrig were consti- tuted committee on reorganization and it is expected all details will have been completed by February first.
Bisbee daily review., 1919-01-12

popularity by leaps and bounds. The contest for the honor of being placed first in the ranking was so close that officials finally, re-arranged the sys- tem of ranking and placed two men. R. Lindley Murray and William I. Tilden, jr., in Class 1, designating Murray as number one in that class. The men in the next four classes of two men each, compare to the others of what ordinarily would be the ranking ten.
 Molla Bjurstedt, the robust Nor wegian star who electrified the ten his world a few years ago by her wonderful debut, remained queen of the courts. The tennis committee rightfully placed her as No. l in the women's list.
 Ducote Gridiron King
 Football, under new and novel con ditions. had the greatest season in it's history. Army and navy service teams developed at camps and train ing stations produced great stars. The Cleveland naval reserve eleven,
Bisbee daily review., 1919-01-12
CUBS AND SOX MAY PLAY IN DISTRICT

There is at least one season of the year when the good old south and southwest receives its just recognition from the two major leagues. That's in the spring Of the year when the old sod is frozen several feet deep up around the territory where the "big guns" usually perform.
 Although a general policy of re- trenchment has been adopted in base ball for the coming year. the frigid- ness of the weather up north has re- suited in many of the leading major league clubs deciding on long spring training trips.
 Word has been received from Chi cago that both the Cubs and the White Sox have made definite arrangements for spring training trips in the south and far southwest. Similar announce ments from other clubs in both leagues, including the Giants and Yan- kees, are also expected.
 MitchelrS pennant-winning Cubs are again going to train in southern Cali. fornia and thus Arizona fans may have an opportunity of seeing the National league champions in action this spring as they will probably be invited to stop over in Phoenix for an exhibition game.
 Comiskey is going tO send the White SoX to Texas again this spring. but is not certain to what town they will go The club trained at Mineral Wells last spring, but Comlskey will make trip through Teas soon to consider a num- Der of sites bctore deciding upon one.
 Among the clubs which had decided Co remain lt home before the change m policy was announced were the Ath- !etics. the Cincy Reds and the Brook lyu Dodgers
Bisbee daily review., 1919-01-12

Practically all branches of sport were continued last year despite the war, with the possible ex- ception of yachting. Yacht racing on the Pacific and Atlantic was at a standstill because most of the yachts men were in different branches of sea or coast service. A few races were staged on the Great Lakes, but none of any importance for the same req son. --.
 Professional baseball was cut short because of the work or fight rule, but the big leagues played until September ?.
 The Boston Red Sox in the Amer ican league and the Chicago Cubs in the National league won the big league pennants. Tyrus Raymond Cobb once more lead the American league batters and Zack Wheat won the honors in the old league
 Net Honors Divided
 Despite the fact that nine of the ten ranking stars of 1917 were in the service the net game gained in
Bisbee daily review., 1919-01-12
4. 4. U. Organizes
 For Coming Year
fRr Review Leasea wlrel

NEW YORK, Jan. 11.-Samuel J.. Dallas, president of the Amateur Ath- Ietic Union of the United States yes terday announced the full list of com mittees appointed by him to look after A. A. U affairs for the ensuing year. They include finance, championship, legislature, record, registration, has ketball, gymnastic, playground and recreation and special committee for re-districting the various associations of the A A. U.
 In making the announcement, Presi- dent Dallas said that he looked for an unusually successful year in ath- letics and expected these committees to be very active. The redistricting committee is one committee in par ticular that will have considerable work to do this year. This commit tee is expected to formulate plans for new associations to be made up from territory taken from some of the as sociations which are considered too large at the present time to accomp- fish good results. It is felt that great CT interest in amateur athletics in the United States can be secured by mak- ing two or more new district assocI- atiOns from the territory of several of the larger associations now having more territory than they can proper ly manage.
 In discussing this matter yesterday, Mir. Dallas said, "The Metropolitan as- sociation at the present time com prises the states of New York, Con- necticut and New Jersey north of Trenton. The officials of the associa- tion feel that there is room at least for three and possibly four new dis trict associations in the present Met ropolitan territory. They would well come the organization of a Connecti- cut association, a New Jersey assocl-
Bisbee daily review., 1919-01-12
TUCSON MAY JOIN
 LEAGUE OF CLUBS FOR 1919 SEASON

That Tucson will probably become an entrant in a Cactus league of teams representing Bisbee. Douglas, Cananea and the Old Pueblo. became known yesterday when it was learned that baseball enthusiasts of the Pima county city are casting about for a chance to inaugurate fast games dur ing the coming season. Leaders in the sports of the Old Pueblo will be requested to feel out the situation definitely and if sufficient enthusiasm is shown, it Is possible that arrange, ments will be made for incorporation of the city's team in the league.
 That two teams will be entered from the Warren district, one representing the Phelps Dodge corporation, Cop per Queen branch. and the other the Calumet X Arizona, and that one will Le entered from Cananea now has been practically established, accord ing to baseball gossip among the fans of this district. A fourth team is ex' pected to materialiZe in the smelters of Douglas. and fer a time it had been considered that this would make up the entire league
 With the appearance of possibilities that Tucson may have teams for the league, however. an even broader and faster schedule and playing season is predicted Should Douglas fail to arouse enough interest to assure a team from t'at district. it is also declared. Tucson'a n'1e would he the fourth aggregation in tho league. With nng-las in tne game. two teams from Tucson could be SD entered into the combination that fastcr and better baseball would result in every city on the circuit
 The datc arrangements for the league and teams are merely tenta- tive and no definite step has been iGkCa Co 9 permanent organization. r. is expected. however. that boosters or tbc pae;ime in the district will call ulceiar within the next week OF tcu days v hen details of a league viii be taken up. and plans for teams and playing schedules will be dis cussed