The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1919-03-13

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far from wrong, but on closer obser-
walton find them to be merely geome-
try figures.
The sewing class IS progressing
nicely; the scissors, needles, mad also
tongues are flying very fast. But
don't for an instant think that is all
we are doing, for just this week we
began to make our own dresses, which
will beat all the other garments seen
upon the streets.
The sewing girls are each making
dresses. Everyone wants to be on the
lookout for the latest Partisan styles,
combinations, and colors.
Oh Cambridge she was jolly.
Oh, Cambridge, she was gay
But when she came to Princeton
She felt the other way.
In playing this game, they saw no fun
For they had lost. and Princeton won.
Oh, Princeton, she was jolly
Oh, Princeton, she was gay.
And when she went to Cambridge,
She felt the old way.
In playing this game, she saw the fun,
Hip hip, hus,
We're not allowed to cuss
But never the less,
We will suggest
There is nothing the matter with us.
"Come on, let's put on the gloves"
This is the slogan of the high school
boys, which is often heard before
school and at noon, for Bill Galley
found Company G's boxing gloves
"somewhere in the armory." But be-
ware! Don't put on the gloves with
Byron Hannay, for he is real scrap
per. The only condition he will enter,
boxing match under is that if he
gets in a corner he has the privilege
of getting out. He said, otis hard to
tell what I would do if got in a
corner"
Imagine the agony of the only boy
in ancient history class when the only
topic discussed was graduation dress
eS.
THE BOLD AND FORWARD SENIOR.
There was bold and forward senior
Whose name I won't suggest,
For he had good demeanor
For swiping tablets.
He swped freshman's tablet
And hid 1T IN ms desk,
The freshman looked around, you bet,
And found it with little risk.
This bold and forward senior
Whose name I won't suggest,
Will find that someone greener
Is still the one that's best
The normal girls viii soon learn to
be opera singers. They entertain
classes through the day, although
they cannot be seen. The "Windmill"
is their favorite song.
The normal girls have started cook
ing, and when the delicious odors are
waited upstairs we wish we were
there to partake in eating the tit-bits
which they have prepared instead of
studying plane geometry or Caesar.
One morning in English II class a
boy raised his hand and the teacher
asked him what he wanted.
"Can you blame a person for some
thing he didn't do?" he asked.
"Now said the teacher.
"Well," he replied, "I haven't my
lesson for today"
The last two periods in the morn
ing are very interesting to ones in the
assembly hall-we can sit and lis
ten to the normal girls down below
teach the little tots how 20 sing.
Sometimes you almost wish you
were little tot; but when it comes to
yelling the Princeton yells you feel
proud of the fact that you are
Princeton high school student.
In English One have fun.
Studying from Irving and Emerson,
Every day are given the date
When our book reports are due, so they
won't be late.
Miss Leighton. our teacher. is kept on the run
Looking for books for English One.
Judging by the hilarious sounds of
merriment coming from the stage
Tuesday afternoon the normal girls
and their teacher, Miss Whiting, must
have enjoyed the play "Spring Hats"
written and acted by the girls of the
English Three Class.
On Wednesday evening two boys
broke diplomatic relations by quar-
reling and fighting. Everything was
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CARGO court with George Foltz as
judge.
THE FREsHMAN's OPINION.
The juniors know almost nothing,
The seniors less than that. s..
The sophomores know a little.
But to the freshmen, doff your hat.
There is boy in town
Whom we call tiny Bill. ...-
He is great inventor
And Il sort of bad pill.
The freshmen classes in algebra are
almost through the chapter in factor
ing. Hip! Hip! Hooray!
OF all the schools that you may see,
Oh. Princeton highs the best.
It's healthy and it's jolly and it's equal with
the rest,
To travel far along the PATH you scholars ali
may sigh,
You ne'er can find better school than deal
old Princeton high.
We had high school banquet in
public speaking class the other day
We imagined we had Toasted and